# E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XNWM2R/romance-the-mysterious-shared-house)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN***    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN***    #15 Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
**[00:16] 7oka**
*    In our pursuit of the monstrous*
*    octopus known as the Kraken,*
**[00:18] 7oka**
    *we decided to split up to search the island.*
**[00:21] 7mori**
    Huh? There's an abandoned building
    out in the middle of nowhere.
**[00:25] 7mori**
    Excuse me? Anybody there?
**[00:27] 7mori**
    Excuse me?
**[00:29] Bibirin**
    Who're you?
**[00:30] 7mori**
    I'm looking for a giant octopus.
**[00:32] 7mori**
    Have you ever seen one?
**[00:34] Bibirin**
    Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
**[00:35] 8mori**
    Whoa, put the knife down, please!
**[00:37] 8mori**
    I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
**[00:39] Bibirin**
    Wait, are you the new cast
    member? Is that you?
**[00:41] 7mori**
    No, no...
**[00:43] Bibirin**
    Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
    you were some kind of weirdo.
**[00:48] Bibirin**
    Hey, we've got a guest.
    Try to look presentable.
**[00:51] Tsubuyan**
    Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
**[00:53] 7mori**
    He's our new member.
**[00:56] Tsubuyan**
    He is?
**[00:57] Tsubuyan**
    It's been so long, I was starting to
    wonder if it was just gonna be us.
**[01:00] Tsubuyan**
    So you're finally here!
**[01:01] 7mori**
    New member of what?
**[01:04] 7oka**
*    This is a shared house*
*    known as Meetings Manor.*
***SIGN***    Meetings Manor
**[01:08] 7oka**
    *This is where the curtain will now rise*
**[01:10] 7oka**
    *on a reality show about men and women*
***SIGN***    Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
**[01:11] 7oka**
    *who will be living together,*
**[01:13] 7oka**
    *after meeting for the first time!*
***SIGN***    Tsubuyan: Model
**[01:15] Bibirin**
    Hey, hey, there's a pool over
    there! Let's go for a swim.
**[01:18] Tsubuyan**
    It'd be way more fun to check out
    the mall. Let's hit the mall.
**[01:21] Tsubuyan**
    Come on, come on.
**[01:21] Bibirin**
    Can't you go by yourself?
**[01:23] Tsubuyan**
    Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
    the food court is always super noisy!
**[01:26] Bibirin**
    What are you talking about?
**[01:27] Tsubuyan**
    Food courts are super noisy!
**[01:29] Bibirin**
    Noisy how?
**[01:30] Tsubuyan**
    Let's go! It'll be *so* noisy!
**[01:31] 7mori**
    So... about the Kraken...
**[01:31] Bibirin**
    I don't care!
**[01:32] Tsubuyan**
    Like, have you seen the loud families
    that show up? Let's check it out!
**[01:36] Bibirin**
    You should seriously just go yourself.
**[01:38] Tsubuyan**
    What kind of loser goes to the
    mall by herself? It's a mall!
**[01:41] Bibirin**
    Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
**[01:44] 7mori**
    Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
**[01:46] Bibirin**
    Oh, wow, are you for real?
**[01:48] Tsubuyan**
    What kind of shows did you work on, then?
**[01:50] 7mori**
    I'm actually on a shoot for
    an exploration show right now.
**[01:52] 7mori**
    We're trying to get the first
    footage ever of the Kraken,
**[01:54] 7mori**
    a legendary creature no one
    has ever caught on film.
**[01:57] Bibirin**
    Oh, the Kraken, huh?
**[01:59] Bibirin**
    I know about that. I've seen it.
**[02:02] 7mori**
    You've seen the Kraken? Really?
**[02:04] Bibirin**
    We basically know all the
    secrets of the Kraken.
**[02:07] Tsubuyan**
    I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
**[02:10] Bibirin**
    What's with you? It was
    the day before yesterday.
**[02:13] Tsubuyan**
    The day before yesterday was last week!
**[02:15] Tsubuyan**
    The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
**[02:16] Bibirin**
    No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
**[02:18] Tsubuyan**
    I'm saying it was *also* last week!
**[02:18] Bibirin**
    But it wasn't last week.
    It was the day before yesterday.
**[02:20] 7mori**
    I actually don't care when it was,
    but did you really see the Kraken?
**[02:24] 7mori**
    Could you tell me about it?
**[02:26] 7mori**
    If we manage to film it, we might be
    able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
**[02:29] 7mori**
    Where did you see it?
**[02:30] Bibirin**
    Simmer down there, Nanamon.
**[02:33] Bibirin**
    You're not supposed to learn a lady's
    secrets until after you become a couple!
**[02:36] 7mori**
    What about the Kraken?
**[02:37] Bibirin**
    Again with this Kraken thing?
**[02:39] Tsubuyan**
    Oh my God, seriously?
**[02:40] Tsubuyan**
    Nanamon, you just don't
    understand true love.
**[02:43] Tsubuyan**
    That's why you keep going
    on about the Kraken.
**[02:46] 7oka**
*    Will our intrepid staff member be able to*
*    drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?*
**[02:51] Tsubuyan**
    The thing about a mall, you see,
    is that the food court is noisy.
**[02:55] Tsubuyan**
    It is, like, super noisy.