E15 - Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #15 Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances
SIGN    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
[00:16] 7ko
    Everyone, follow me and stay close!
[00:19] 7oka
    Hup, hup! O-Oh!
[00:19] 7yama
    We just need to keep up?
[00:21] 7mori
    Wait up, wait, wait up...
[00:22] 7oka
    Why are you wearing a leotard
    if you're a kunoichi, anyway?
[00:25] 7ko
    I actually just passed the audition
    to become a kunoichi last week.
[00:29] 7yama
    They have auditions? And you got,
    what, an honorable mention?
[00:32] 7ko
    Excuse me? I obviously got top billing!
[00:32] 7oka
    Maybe it was special recognition.
[00:34] 7ko
    I won the audition?!
[00:35] 7ko
    I even have the mastery scroll to prove it!
[00:38] 7yama
    Mastery?
[00:39] 7oka
    What, now?
[00:40] 7ko
    Listen up. For the record, Shichiko...
[00:43] 7ko
    is still on the market.
[00:45] 7yama
    Uh, no one asked. And no one cares.
[00:47] 7ko
    You still don't get it?
[00:48] 7oka
    Still? What do you mean, "still"?
[00:48] 7ko
    Come on!
[00:51] 7ko
    Hup! Whoa!
[00:55] 7ko
    Ready?
[00:57] 7ko
    Ready?
[00:58] 7ko
    Are you ready?!
[00:59] 7yama
    We're listening.
[00:59] 7mori
    I am. Ears wide open.
[00:59] 7oka
    Yeah, go ahead...
[01:00] 7ko
    If you're ready, then say so!
[01:02] 7oka
    What do you want from us?!
[01:04] 7ko
    How am I supposed to know when to proceed?!
[01:06] 7ko
    Now, listen. I'm going to
    infiltrate Banagawa Castle,
[01:09] 7ko
    and then assassinate the machine shogun
    who oppresses the mole people.
[01:14] 7ko
    You three are going to help me kill him.
SIGN    Assassination
[01:16] 7oka
    Whoa, hang on... We're just
    staff for a TV station.
[01:20] 7mori
    I don't want to assassinate anyone.
[01:22] 7yama
    Yeah, no one except the director.
[01:26] 7ko
    Hey, come on!
[01:27] 7oka
    Now, hang on! Why do we
    have to do this, anyway?
[01:30] 7ko
    Isn't that who you guys are?
[01:32] 7ko
    The legendary heroes who help
    people in their time of need?
[01:39] 7ko
    The Banadas... Banada? Banada Three Braves.
[01:43] 7ko
    The Banada Three Braves!
SIGN    The Legendary
    Banada Three Braves
[01:47] 7yama
    The Banada three... what?
[01:50] 7ko
    Look at this. Here.
[01:51] 7yama
    Where?
[01:52] 7ko
    The village's historical
    portrait of the Three Braves.
[01:54] 7ko
    It looks exactly like you guys.
SIGN    Banada Three Braves
[01:56] 7mori
    A portrait?
[01:57] 7oka
    How does this look like us?
[01:59] 7yama
    It's the right amount of people, but...
[02:00] 7ko
    Perfect resemblance, right?
[02:02] 7ko
    And since I went to the trouble
    of finding you heroes,
[02:05] 7ko
    I expect you to keep it together
    and do a good job, all right?
[02:09] 7ko
    Got it, Banada Three Braves?
[02:12] 7ko
    Now, who are you guys?
[02:14] Trio
    The Banada Three Braves?
[02:16] 7ko
    And what're you going to do?
[02:18] Trio
    An assassination?
[02:19] 7ko
    Very good. Now you're feeling it.
[02:21] 7oka
    I've never assassinated anybody before.
[02:22] 7mori
    And I don't want to.
[02:26] 7ko
    Come on, you guys, warm up a little.
[02:29] 7oka
    Warm up?
[02:31] 7ko
    I guarantee you'll be glad you did later.
[02:33] 7oka
    No way.
[02:33] 7mori
    Seriously? Seriously?
[02:34] 7yama
    Not happening. Too embarrassing.
[02:35] 7oka
    That footage would come back to haunt us.
[02:37] 7oka
    Not happening, no way.
[02:37] 7ko
    What're you talking about?
[02:39] 7ko
    This... By doing this...
    you could build a decent career.
[02:40] 7oka
    I don't want footage of this. No way.
[02:41] 7yama
    You're going on with this?
[02:43] 7oka
    Those steps while wearing a leotard...
    No way. It's humiliating.
[02:45] 7yama
    Nope, nope.
[02:46] 7yama
    I mean, like...
[02:46] 7yama
    It's...
[02:47] 7yama
    M-My parents would be
    ashamed of me, so no.
[02:49] 7ko
    Just do it, I said!
[02:49] 7yama
    So scary.
[02:51] 7yama
    Very scary.
[02:52] 7oka
    Way, way too scary.
[02:52] 7ko
    Come on...
[02:52] 7mori
    Very, very scary.
[02:53] 7yama
    From both the front and the rear, it's scary.
[02:55] 7ko
    Come on, just... Hey, come on!