# E15 - Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0EP74R/glorious-the-kunoichi-dances)
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***SIGN***    Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN***    The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN***    #15 Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances
***SIGN***    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
**[00:16] 7ko**
    Everyone, follow me and stay close!
**[00:19] 7oka**
    Hup, hup! O-Oh!
**[00:19] 7yama**
    We just need to keep up?
**[00:21] 7mori**
    Wait up, wait, wait up...
**[00:22] 7oka**
    Why are you wearing a leotard
    if you're a kunoichi, anyway?
**[00:25] 7ko**
    I actually just passed the audition
    to become a kunoichi last week.
**[00:29] 7yama**
    They have auditions? And you got,
    what, an honorable mention?
**[00:32] 7ko**
    Excuse me? I obviously got top billing!
**[00:32] 7oka**
    Maybe it was special recognition.
**[00:34] 7ko**
    I won the audition?!
**[00:35] 7ko**
    I even have the mastery scroll to prove it!
**[00:38] 7yama**
    Mastery?
**[00:39] 7oka**
    What, now?
**[00:40] 7ko**
    Listen up. For the record, Shichiko...
**[00:43] 7ko**
    is still on the market.
**[00:45] 7yama**
    Uh, no one asked. And no one cares.
**[00:47] 7ko**
    You still don't get it?
**[00:48] 7oka**
    Still? What do you mean, "still"?
**[00:48] 7ko**
    Come on!
**[00:51] 7ko**
    Hup! Whoa!
**[00:55] 7ko**
    Ready?
**[00:57] 7ko**
    Ready?
**[00:58] 7ko**
    Are you ready?!
**[00:59] 7yama**
    We're listening.
**[00:59] 7mori**
    I am. Ears wide open.
**[00:59] 7oka**
    Yeah, go ahead...
**[01:00] 7ko**
    If you're ready, then say so!
**[01:02] 7oka**
    What do you want from us?!
**[01:04] 7ko**
    How am I supposed to know when to proceed?!
**[01:06] 7ko**
    Now, listen. I'm going to
    infiltrate Banagawa Castle,
**[01:09] 7ko**
    and then assassinate the machine shogun
    who oppresses the mole people.
**[01:14] 7ko**
    You three are going to help me kill him.
***SIGN***    Assassination
**[01:16] 7oka**
    Whoa, hang on... We're just
    staff for a TV station.
**[01:20] 7mori**
    I don't want to assassinate anyone.
**[01:22] 7yama**
    Yeah, no one except the director.
**[01:26] 7ko**
    Hey, come on!
**[01:27] 7oka**
    Now, hang on! Why do we
    have to do this, anyway?
**[01:30] 7ko**
    Isn't that who you guys are?
**[01:32] 7ko**
    The legendary heroes who help
    people in their time of need?
**[01:39] 7ko**
    The Banadas... Banada? Banada Three Braves.
**[01:43] 7ko**
    The Banada Three Braves!
***SIGN***    The Legendary
    Banada Three Braves
**[01:47] 7yama**
    The Banada three... what?
**[01:50] 7ko**
    Look at this. Here.
**[01:51] 7yama**
    Where?
**[01:52] 7ko**
    The village's historical
    portrait of the Three Braves.
**[01:54] 7ko**
    It looks exactly like you guys.
***SIGN***    Banada Three Braves
**[01:56] 7mori**
    A portrait?
**[01:57] 7oka**
    How does this look like us?
**[01:59] 7yama**
    It's the right amount of people, but...
**[02:00] 7ko**
    Perfect resemblance, right?
**[02:02] 7ko**
    And since I went to the trouble
    of finding you heroes,
**[02:05] 7ko**
    I expect you to keep it together
    and do a good job, all right?
**[02:09] 7ko**
    Got it, Banada Three Braves?
**[02:12] 7ko**
    Now, who are you guys?
**[02:14] Trio**
    The Banada Three Braves?
**[02:16] 7ko**
    And what're you going to do?
**[02:18] Trio**
    An assassination?
**[02:19] 7ko**
    Very good. Now you're feeling it.
**[02:21] 7oka**
    I've never assassinated anybody before.
**[02:22] 7mori**
    And I don't want to.
**[02:26] 7ko**
    Come on, you guys, warm up a little.
**[02:29] 7oka**
    Warm up?
**[02:31] 7ko**
    I guarantee you'll be glad you did later.
**[02:33] 7oka**
    No way.
**[02:33] 7mori**
    Seriously? Seriously?
**[02:34] 7yama**
    Not happening. Too embarrassing.
**[02:35] 7oka**
    That footage would come back to haunt us.
**[02:37] 7oka**
    Not happening, no way.
**[02:37] 7ko**
    What're you talking about?
**[02:39] 7ko**
    This... By doing this...
    you could build a decent career.
**[02:40] 7oka**
    I don't want footage of this. No way.
**[02:41] 7yama**
    You're going on with this?
**[02:43] 7oka**
    Those steps while wearing a leotard...
    No way. It's humiliating.
**[02:45] 7yama**
    Nope, nope.
**[02:46] 7yama**
    I mean, like...
**[02:46] 7yama**
    It's...
**[02:47] 7yama**
    M-My parents would be
    ashamed of me, so no.
**[02:49] 7ko**
    Just do it, I said!
**[02:49] 7yama**
    So scary.
**[02:51] 7yama**
    Very scary.
**[02:52] 7oka**
    Way, way too scary.
**[02:52] 7ko**
    Come on...
**[02:52] 7mori**
    Very, very scary.
**[02:53] 7yama**
    From both the front and the rear, it's scary.
**[02:55] 7ko**
    Come on, just... Hey, come on!