# Wacky TV Nanana
TV Nanana, a dirt-poor television network, is bought out by the major streaming service Nanazon Prime Video... and the bigwigs of Nanazon waste no time laying off staff on a massive scale! The first ones they target are the Expedition Team because they haven't produced any hit programs since the Kiina story. So to avoid being laid off, the director Nanaoka, cameraman Nanamori, and assistant director Nanayama kick off an ambitious new program idea that major networks had sunk small fortunes into before and failed: to discover the buried treasure of the Banagawa House and broadcast it on TV.
# Season 1
# E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6247ZG7Y/go-tv-guys-crew)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** "*Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
**[00:17] ---**
*This is a small TV station
in Roppongi,*
**[00:20] ---**
*TV Nanana.*
**[00:23] ---**
*In this tiny TV station
struggling with a low budget,*
**[00:26] ---**
a life and death decision
has just been taken.
**[00:30] ---**
Oh, I see.
Yes, Sir.
**[00:33] ---**
I'm on it.
***SIGN*** PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
**[00:40] ---**
What's up, Boss?
***SIGN*** AD
NANAYAMA
***SIGN*** DIRECTOR
NANAOKA
***SIGN*** CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
**[00:42] ---**
We've got news from the
top. Calm down and listen.
**[00:47] ---**
Calm down, OK?
The Boss is gonna talk now.
**[00:49] ---**
The Boss'll talk.
**[00:51] ---**
Who?
**[00:51] ---**
The Boss is gonna talk now.
Just wait.
**[00:54] ---**
Shut up! Let me talk.
**[00:57] ---**
Our flagship program,
**[01:00] ---**
Banana Mesh Night got axed.
***SIGN*** BANANA MESH NIGHT
**[01:03] ---**
Banana Mesh Night?
**[01:07] ---**
Why, Boss?
It had the best audience rating.
**[01:11] ---**
They've just decided it
at the board meeting.
**[01:13] ---**
They've been flooded with complaints.
"Too indecent."
**[01:16] ---**
*One, two,
Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.*
**[01:19] ---**
*Pull that thong tighter,
Banana Mesh.*
**[01:23] ---**
But we've just made
the novelty thongs!
**[01:25] ---**
What can we do?
**[01:27] ---**
We've been broadcasting it for years.
**[01:31] ---**
This is an emergency.
We've got orders for a new show.
**[01:36] ---**
Go to South America
and film a rare animal now.
**[01:39] ---**
A rare animal?
**[01:40] ---**
Exactly.
**[01:42] ---**
The legendary keena.
***SIGN*** ECUANA REPUBLIC
**[01:46] ---**
There have been sightings in a remote area
of Ecuana, South America.
**[01:52] ---**
Apparently, the rare animal keena
**[01:53] ---**
has got a pigeon head
and a cat body.
**[01:57] ---**
It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[02:00] ---**
It's a conservation geek's dream.
**[02:04] ---**
We must bet on the keena
to save our poor TV station.
**[02:10] ---**
Film it and settle the score
for Banana Mesh Night.
**[02:15] ---**
We'll make a TV show recording
this spectacular feat!
**[02:22] ---**
All right. Now go, go.
**[02:26] ---**
We'll find it at any cost.
**[02:28] ---**
You like rare animals, don't you?
**[02:31] ---**
Can I go home first?
**[02:33] ---**
Need to get ready.
**[02:34] ---**
We're going now.
**[02:35] ---**
Just the three of us?
**[02:36] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:37] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:39] ---**
How about this thong?
**[02:41] ---**
Give it to me.
**[02:44] ---**
Put it on.
**[02:46] ---**
Excuse me?
**[02:48] ---**
*So, this is how we went to Ecuana
in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.*
# E2 - TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJMPEVY/take-off-low-cost-flight-to-the-jungle)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** *"Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #2 TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
***SIGN*** ECUANA REPUBLIC
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*After our arrival in Ecuana,*
**[00:20] ---**
* we're taking a small plane*
* to the jungle.*
**[00:24] ---**
This is the plane
our company's booked?
**[00:27] ---**
It's the only one
we can afford.
**[00:30] ---**
But can it fly?
**[00:34] ---**
What's this sticky goo?
What the heck?
**[00:38] ---**
* Thank you for choosing*
* Narros Airlines.*
**[00:41] ---**
It stinks in here.
**[00:41] ---**
*I'm Narros, your pilot.*
**[00:43] ---**
* My wife and grandson*
* will be your cabin crew.*
**[00:47] ---**
* We'll do our best*
* for you.*
**[00:49] ---**
This plane's no good.
We're outta here.
**[00:52] ---**
It's the worst plane ever.
**[00:56] ---**
Oh! Wait!
**[00:58] ---**
Our rivals, Bubble TV!
**[01:01] ---**
That's gross.
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
**[01:03] ---**
That jerk producer
Zakibana's here too.
**[01:07] ---**
What's he doing here?
**[01:10] ---**
They came for the keena too.
**[01:12] ---**
What?
**[01:14] ---**
Their charter flight
looks fast.
**[01:17] ---**
Darn bubble millionaires
stuck in the 80s.
**[01:21] ---**
We won't let them film
the keena before us. Take off!
**[01:34] ---**
Mr. Nanaoka, she keeps
asking for a tip.
**[01:37] ---**
Give it to her.
**[01:40] ---**
But she keeps asking.
**[01:43] ---**
Give her more.
**[01:45] ---**
Gimme too.
**[01:46] ---**
Why?
I don't have enough money.
**[01:49] ---**
Just give it to her.
**[01:50] ---**
I did.
**[01:52] ---**
She's still there.
**[01:53] ---**
What? More?
**[01:55] ---**
Jeez. Here.
**[01:57] ---**
Captain, when are we
taking off?
**[02:00] ---**
I just see water around us.
**[02:02] ---**
The yoke's stuck.
**[02:05] ---**
No way.
**[02:07] ---**
Let me try.
**[02:08] ---**
No.
**[02:09] ---**
I'll drive.
**[02:10] ---**
You've gotta oil it.
**[02:12] ---**
Hey!
**[02:15] ---**
Careful, careful.
**[02:20] ---**
Pull! Pull!
**[02:21] ---**
I'm pulling.
**[02:23] ---**
We can't get to work like this.
**[02:28] ---**
Quick.
**[02:30] ---**
Move it.
**[02:41] ---**
I think I forgot to pull
the handbrake.
**[02:44] ---**
Silly mistake.
**[02:50] ---**
*TV Nanana, to the jungle!*
# E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWEXD1Y/start-searching-for-the-rare-beast)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
***SIGN*** PURSUING THE KEENA!
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* TV Nanana's keena coverage*
* has finally started.*
**[00:22] ---**
Look at that!
**[00:25] ---**
Keena's scratch marks!
**[00:28] ---**
Keena's feathers!
**[00:32] ---**
Keena's feces!
**[00:33] ---**
* Chief Nanaoka keeps finding*
* more and more clues.*
**[00:38] ---**
Where's the keena?
**[00:42] ---**
* There's no doubt*
* it's in this jungle.*
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* The search is going well,*
* but...*
**[00:49] ---**
* Don't forget that there's always*
* danger hidden in the jungle.*
**[00:54] ---**
Whoa! Whoa!
**[00:54] ---**
*A sudden huge rockfall.*
**[00:58] ---**
Hold onto this!
**[00:59] ---**
*Bottomless swamps.*
**[01:02] ---**
*Scorpions on your legs!*
**[01:04] ---**
*Poisonous snakes on your body!*
**[01:07] ---**
* Huge anacondas*
* wrapped around your neck!*
**[01:10] ---**
* The jungle keeps testing*
* our TV crew.*
**[01:16] ---**
I'm choking! Help! Help!
**[01:19] ---**
This won't stop me!
I'll never give up!
**[01:23] ---**
Even with an anaconda
wrapped around my neck...
**[01:27] ---**
I'm still burning!
**[01:30] ---**
Cut.
**[01:31] ---**
Your acting's too
over the top, Chief.
**[01:35] ---**
Why?
**[01:35] ---**
It looks fake.
**[01:38] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** YOU'RE OVERACTING
**[01:41] ---**
The look at the camera
is unneeded.
**[01:44] ---**
Be more natural.
**[01:47] ---**
Look, you gotta go over the top
in an expedition like this.
**[01:50] ---**
It's more exciting.
**[01:51] ---**
We can't hire any celebrity,
**[01:54] ---**
so we've got to put all
our passion into this.
**[01:56] ---**
We must bring the thrill
to the audience!
**[01:59] ---**
The look at the camera
is unneeded.
**[02:01] ---**
What's your concept of "reality"?
**[02:03] ---**
The more you talk,
the faker it sounds.
**[02:06] ---**
It's better if you shut up.
**[02:09] ---**
Right. Let's go with that.
**[02:11] ---**
That's weird!
***SIGN*** THE SILENT CHIEF
**[02:12] ---**
Who's gonna watch a show about
a guy wandering around saying nothing?
**[02:17] ---**
I'll talk!
**[02:18] ---**
Please don't.
**[02:19] ---**
Really, don't. Keep quiet.
**[02:21] ---**
I'll talk.
**[02:23] ---**
I'll talk.
**[02:24] ---**
Please don't. Just shut up.
**[02:25] ---**
I'm confident in my power of speech.
**[02:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:35] ---**
That's so realistic!
Very good.
**[02:37] ---**
See? It got much better
as soon as you stopped talking.
**[02:41] ---**
Nice sense of urgency.
It looks like you're really choking.
**[02:46] ---**
Amazing.
**[02:47] ---**
So real!
**[02:48] ---**
Super real. Nice!
**[02:50] ---**
It looks like you're really choking.
Doesn't look like acting.
**[02:55] ---**
Nice.
# E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4JP3GY/the-arrival-enter-south-americas-jungle-king)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** *Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #4 THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
**[00:17] ---**
We can't shoot with that anaconda
wrapped around the chief's neck.
**[00:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:22] ---**
Don't you know anyone
who can take snakes off people?
**[00:25] ---**
There's one TV zoologist
I met before.
**[00:32] ---**
Well, he's got an anaconda
wrapped tight around his neck.
**[00:37] ---**
* That's a bit tricky.*
* They're very powerful.*
**[00:41] ---**
It happened to you as well, right?
What did you do then?
**[00:47] ---**
* Anacondas squeeze tighter*
* if you try to pull them off.*
**[00:53] ---**
You mustn't try to pull it off.
**[00:54] ---**
* It's important to relax*
* all muscles in your body.*
**[00:58] ---**
Relax all muscles.
**[00:59] ---**
*It made me sick when it bit me.*
**[01:02] ---**
Right.
**[01:03] ---**
*" Ow. It hurts."*
**[01:06] ---**
*" Let me go." I said.*
**[01:08] ---**
What? What?
**[01:10] ---**
He said he doesn't wanna die
in South America.
**[01:12] ---**
Huh?
**[01:13] ---**
How can we free him?
**[01:15] ---**
*You're in South America?*
**[01:17] ---**
Yes.
**[01:18] ---**
* It's full of pretty women there.*
* I'd love to go.*
**[01:23] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[01:24] ---**
The young ones
have nice firm bums.
**[01:26] ---**
I guess that grabbed
your attention too.
**[01:30] ---**
*If you go to Copacabana Beach,*
**[01:34] ---**
*it's full of beauties in bikini.*
**[01:36] ---**
Really?
**[01:37] ---**
* There's so many*
* cute girls at the beach.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Walking around.*
**[01:44] ---**
What's he talking about?
**[01:45] ---**
* Many have got blonde hair, and*
* when the sunlight hits their hair,*
**[01:49] ---**
*it glows like a halo.*
**[01:52] ---**
* It looks unreal.*
* It's so cool.*
**[01:57] ---**
He's a pervert.
**[01:59] ---**
* They've got white skin*
* and big round eyes.*
**[02:03] ---**
* You see so many bums,*
* but you never tire of watching.*
**[02:08] ---**
Er... could you tell us how to free him?
**[02:12] ---**
What should we do now?
**[02:13] ---**
*Anacondas have scales.*
**[02:17] ---**
Scales?
**[02:18] ---**
* They don't like it*
* if you stroke them the wrong way.*
**[02:21] ---**
Stroke it the wrong way.
**[02:22] ---**
Really? It's hard to believe.
**[02:24] ---**
Stroke it the wrong way...
**[02:26] ---**
It let go!
**[02:27] ---**
It let go.
**[02:29] ---**
Amazing!
**[02:30] ---**
It took you ages!
**[02:33] ---**
The scales trick worked.
**[02:34] ---**
We took the snake off!
**[02:36] ---**
Good for you.
**[02:37] ---**
But...
**[02:39] ---**
You spent too much time
talking about girls!
**[02:42] ---**
You like pretty women too much.
**[02:45] ---**
Introduce 2 or 3 to me!
**[02:47] ---**
* That's difficult.*
* Even though there's many of them.*
**[02:51] ---**
* But it sounds like fun,*
* so I will.*
**[02:55] ---**
Thank you so much.
# E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679J801Y/village-confidential-bananatic-paradise)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #5 VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
**[00:16] ---**
* We came to the remote village of*
* Momoyama in search of the keena.*
**[00:22] ---**
We found a nice-looking village.
**[00:25] ---**
You generally find clues
in places like this.
**[00:31] ---**
Let's investigate the village.
**[00:33] ---**
OK.
**[00:33] ---**
Let’s go. Let's go.
***SIGN*** VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
**[00:38] ---**
* Village Confidential!*
* Bananatic Paradise.*
**[00:42] ---**
*Today we'll visit*
**[00:44] ---**
*Momoyama Village in the Ecuana Republic.*
***SIGN*** MOMOYAMA VILLAGE
**[00:47] ---**
Nice atmosphere.
**[00:49] ---**
*What will we find in this village*
**[00:52] ---**
* hidden in the deep of the jungle,*
* wrapped in mystery?*
**[00:55] ---**
Let's check out the top 3 attractions.
**[00:57] ---**
What will they be?
**[01:00] ---**
* #3 The river.*
* The villagers' haven of rest.*
***SIGN*** THE RIVER
**[01:05] ---**
It's important.
**[01:06] ---**
* Meals, laundry, leisure. All of these*
* activities take place here.*
**[01:12] ---**
* It's the jungle's entertainment complex,*
* enjoying steady popularity.*
**[01:15] ---**
Looks like it.
**[01:20] ---**
* #2 Keena Festival.*
* Celebrating the holy beast.*
***SIGN*** THE KEENA FESTIVAL
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The keena!
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* The keena is a legendary animal*
* said to inhabit this area.*
**[01:31] ---**
* In ancient times, the head was*
* used as food and the fur as clothing.*
**[01:36] ---**
* It's always been a priceless treasure*
* for the villagers.*
**[01:40] ---**
* You can't catch it at all*
* nowadays, but*
***SIGN*** KEENA DANCE
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* it's still worshiped as a god*
* in the village.*
**[01:47] ---**
It's #2.
**[01:48] ---**
*And finally the top attraction.*
**[01:50] ---**
*Better than the keena?*
**[01:52] ---**
*But, before that...*
**[01:58] ---**
What?
**[02:00] ---**
What's this?
**[02:02] ---**
Useless footage.
**[02:04] ---**
Give us some info
about the keena.
**[02:08] ---**
#1.
**[02:09] ---**
Better than the keena?
**[02:11] ---**
* They have no mercy*
* for suspicious visitors.*
**[02:15] ---**
*#1 Headhunting.*
***SIGN*** HEADHUNTING
**[02:18] ---**
* The Momoyamas are*
* a headhunting tribe.*
**[02:21] ---**
* They make visitors shudder*
* in traditional old school style.*
**[02:27] ---**
* They lock them up*
* in prison. Then...*
**[02:29] ---**
*A holy ritual takes place. After that,*
**[02:33] ---**
*the prisoners wait to be sacrificed.*
**[02:36] ---**
* These were the top 3 attractions*
* of Momoyama Village.*
**[02:42] ---**
It's you guys' fault.
**[02:44] ---**
You wanted to investigate.
**[02:45] ---**
What did you just say?
**[02:47] ---**
You should have done
some research beforehand.
**[02:50] ---**
No, Chief. It's your fault.
**[02:54] ---**
You two will be first,
when they take our heads.
# E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJNZP36/shivers-the-headhunters-village)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #6 SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
**[00:16] ---**
*While we were pursuing the keena,*
**[00:19] ---**
*we got caught by a headhunting tribe.*
**[00:22] ---**
Jeez. We may really get killed.
**[00:27] ---**
What's all this food?
**[00:29] ---**
What's going on?
**[00:31] ---**
You'll be our sacrificial victims.
**[00:33] ---**
We'll fill your bellies before we kill you,
**[00:35] ---**
so you'll make a great sacrifice.
**[00:38] ---**
Come on, tuck in.
**[00:39] ---**
"A great sacrifice"?
**[00:45] ---**
How can you eat
in this situation?
**[00:49] ---**
By the way, Village Chief.
Have you ever seen a real keena?
**[00:52] ---**
Yes, I have.
**[00:53] ---**
They're not around anymore, but
there used to be so many.
**[00:58] ---**
Their meat is delicious,
and you can sell their fur.
**[01:01] ---**
It was a real blessing.
**[01:04] ---**
I've heard they can still be found
in the grassland deep inside the jungle.
**[01:08] ---**
We were joking that
if we sacrifice you
**[01:10] ---**
and pray to the gods,
the keenas might come this way.
**[01:15] ---**
So, we decided to give it a try.
**[01:18] ---**
Anyway, why are you filming?
You can't shoot without authorization.
**[01:23] ---**
We're a TV crew
from Roppongi in Tokyo.
**[01:26] ---**
We're here to cover the keena.
**[01:29] ---**
No way!
Just the 3 of you?
**[01:32] ---**
Yeah, well..
**[01:33] ---**
We're on a low budget.
**[01:35] ---**
The director does the reporting,
and the AD does sound and lighting too.
**[01:40] ---**
We don't have bodyguards,
so we must fend for ourselves.
**[01:44] ---**
We had to take a cheap banged-up plane
but somehow we made it here.
**[01:50] ---**
I see. Your company is poor.
**[01:52] ---**
They're poor. Yuck.
**[01:54] ---**
They've got no budget.
**[01:55] ---**
Even though their TV station
is in a hip area.
**[01:58] ---**
Why did you come all the way here if
you're poor? Do something cheaper.
**[02:03] ---**
Our company is on the brink
of bankruptcy!
**[02:05] ---**
We absolutely must do the keena scoop
in order to save our channel.
**[02:09] ---**
They'll go bust without the keena.
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, no.
**[02:11] ---**
Are they really a terrestrial TV crew?
**[02:14] ---**
Can't be.
**[02:15] ---**
They're pitiful.
**[02:17] ---**
I'm sorry! Really.
**[02:20] ---**
The villagers got turned off
because you're too poor.
**[02:25] ---**
We can't sacrifice you, I'm sorry.
**[02:27] ---**
"Turned off"?
**[02:29] ---**
The gods won't be happy if we sacrifice
a miserable, poor crew like you.
**[02:34] ---**
You're not worthy to be sacrificed.
**[02:36] ---**
Can you leave right now, please?
**[02:38] ---**
We don't want a poor TV crew
hanging around the village.
**[02:42] ---**
Please! Go somewhere else.
**[02:44] ---**
We can go, then?
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:45] ---**
Can I get some food? I haven't eaten.
**[02:48] ---**
There's nothing left.
**[02:49] ---**
Come on, even a sandwich will do...
**[02:50] ---**
Get outta here!
**[02:53] ---**
We're done with you.
**[02:54] ---**
A sandwich or a rice ball...
**[02:56] ---**
Nope.
# E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XE82VR/mortal-combat-man-eating-jungle-bear)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #7 MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
**[00:16] ---**
We don't have money
to hire bodyguards.
***SIGN*** PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TATSUMI FUJINAMI
**[00:19] ---**
* In case of danger, we must use*
* our knowledge and tricks to escape.*
**[00:24] ---**
Hello, TV Nanana speaking.
**[00:27] ---**
*Oh, the poor TV station?*
**[00:30] ---**
Yes, Sir.
Please don't be so hard on us.
**[00:34] ---**
So, basically...
**[00:35] ---**
I got caught by a bear
during the shooting.
**[00:40] ---**
*That's un-bear-able, huh?*
**[00:43] ---**
Was it a pun?
**[00:46] ---**
Did you just make a pun?
**[00:47] ---**
*No. You said it was a bear.*
**[00:50] ---**
I'm sure it was a pun.
But, whatever.
**[00:54] ---**
I'm fighting it as we speak,
and I'd like to attack it
**[00:57] ---**
from behind,
where it's vulnerable.
**[01:00] ---**
Can you teach me a special move?
**[01:04] ---**
Right.
**[01:04] ---**
Can you?
**[01:05] ---**
*Yeah. I know a few.*
**[01:06] ---**
You do?
**[01:07] ---**
He said he knows a few.
**[01:09] ---**
Does he mean he knows
how to fight a bear?
**[01:12] ---**
Good! Good!
**[01:14] ---**
Hey, I'll tell you how to do
a Dragon Suplex. You'll do it.
**[01:18] ---**
Me?
**[01:19] ---**
That's obvious.
**[01:21] ---**
You're the only one.
**[01:22] ---**
There must be some other,
simpler way to do it.
**[01:24] ---**
There isn't. We've got
Mr. Fujinami on the phone.
**[01:28] ---**
Un-bear-able.
**[01:30] ---**
Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
**[01:32] ---**
*The opponent is huge, though.*
**[01:34] ---**
It is huge.
**[01:34] ---**
*Even bigger than Andre the Giant.*
**[01:37] ---**
Really?
**[01:39] ---**
What shall I do, then?
**[01:41] ---**
*First of all, go behind it.*
**[01:43] ---**
Go behind. OK.
**[01:45] ---**
* Now you do a Nelson Hold*
* from behind.*
**[01:48] ---**
I can't reach.
**[01:49] ---**
* Can't he?*
* *
**[01:50] ---**
Can't reach.
**[01:52] ---**
What can we do?
**[01:53] ---**
It just fell on the floor for me.
**[01:56] ---**
*If it's on the floor, then...*
**[01:58] ---**
We're lucky.
**[01:59] ---**
*You can grab its arm, right?*
**[02:01] ---**
Um... like this?
**[02:03] ---**
The Ude-hishigi move?
**[02:04] ---**
That's it.
**[02:06] ---**
Right. Antonio Inoki used it
against Andre the Giant.
**[02:09] ---**
*Do you know how to do a Key Lock?*
**[02:10] ---**
Like this?
**[02:12] ---**
* Yeah, that's right.*
* Lock its arm between your legs.*
**[02:15] ---**
The bear pulled him up
during the Key Lock!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh my god!
**[02:20] ---**
It's just like watching
Inoki vs Andre back then.
**[02:23] ---**
*Yeah, it's the same.*
**[02:24] ---**
Ouch! It's beating me up.
**[02:27] ---**
It's beating me up.
**[02:28] ---**
Mr. Inoki went through it too.
**[02:30] ---**
But it hurts.
**[02:32] ---**
I can't escape.
**[02:33] ---**
You can't, huh?
**[02:35] ---**
Have you met Mr. Inoki lately?
**[02:37] ---**
* We always go out for a meal*
* once a month.*
**[02:39] ---**
Really?
**[02:41] ---**
What do you eat together?
**[02:43] ---**
* He's not a fussy eater.*
* He can eat anything.*
**[02:47] ---**
Does he use Tabasco sauce?
**[02:48] ---**
*Not lately.*
**[02:49] ---**
He can't eat food
that's too spicy.
**[02:52] ---**
*He doesn't eat as much nowadays.*
**[02:54] ---**
I poured Tabasco on the bear.
It went down.
# E8 - BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVWE93R/blast-dragon-suplex)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #8 BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
**[00:16] ---**
* Under wrestler*
* Tatsumi Fujinami's guidance,*
**[00:19] ---**
* the battle between TV Nanana*
* and the bear rages on.*
**[00:22] ---**
What should we do, Mr. Fujinami?
***SIGN*** TV NANANA VS MAN-EATING BEAR
**[00:24] ---**
I'll try pushing it
onto the ropes.
**[00:27] ---**
Go for it.
**[00:29] ---**
He's bouncing back.
**[00:30] ---**
* Do a Drop Kick.*
* Jump in the air and kick.*
**[00:33] ---**
Drop Kick!
***SIGN*** DROP KICK
**[00:35] ---**
Nanayama can hit pretty high.
**[00:38] ---**
* Now climb on the top rope*
* and do a Knee Drop.*
**[00:41] ---**
*Knee Drop.*
**[00:41] ---**
From the top rope.
**[00:43] ---**
*Oh, no ropes there?*
**[00:44] ---**
Actually, there are. A bit faraway,
though. I'll do it from there.
**[00:47] ---**
*Good. Bend your knees.*
**[00:49] ---**
OK.
**[00:50] ---**
Right. I'll jump now.
**[00:50] ---**
*OK.*
***SIGN*** KNEE DROP
**[00:53] ---**
Good, good.
**[00:55] ---**
I've landed on top of it.
**[00:56] ---**
It's a good position, huh?
**[00:58] ---**
I'm in a mounted position.
**[01:00] ---**
He can try a Romero Special
now, can't he?
**[01:03] ---**
* I don't know how it's done.*
* I've never done it.*
**[01:07] ---**
I know you've seen it.
**[01:09] ---**
* You mean the Surfboard?*
* I received it often but never done it.*
**[01:12] ---**
Let's try.
**[01:14] ---**
I managed to climb on top of its legs.
I can grab its arms now.
**[01:18] ---**
*Right. But, um...*
***SIGN*** ROMERO SPECIAL
**[01:21] ---**
It's crushing me. Yikes!
**[01:23] ---**
It's crushing me. It's looking bad.
**[01:24] ---**
But, luckily, I can
grab its neck from behind.
**[01:27] ---**
*Let's do the Dragon Sleeper.*
**[01:28] ---**
How's it done?
**[01:31] ---**
*You choke it from behind.*
**[01:32] ---**
From behind?
With my arm like this?
**[01:35] ---**
* Put the other arm*
* around its neck.*
**[01:37] ---**
From the front.
**[01:38] ---**
Yes. You've got it.
***SIGN*** DRAGON SLEEPER
**[01:41] ---**
*I think he's got it.*
**[01:42] ---**
I think you did it.
How does it look, Nanayama?
**[01:45] ---**
Floor him! Floor the bear!
**[01:46] ---**
*Sit down.*
**[01:48] ---**
I'm pretty exhausted,
so I'll do the finisher now.
**[01:52] ---**
The finisher?
**[01:53] ---**
*I think that was it.*
**[01:56] ---**
No, er...
**[01:57] ---**
Hey, Nanayama. Mr. Fujinami
said that was the finisher.
**[02:00] ---**
*That generally does it, but...*
**[02:03] ---**
I'm holding it from behind now.
**[02:05] ---**
* Since you're behind*
* do a German Suplex, then.*
**[02:07] ---**
German or Dragon Suplex?
**[02:10] ---**
Let's do the Dragon.
**[02:11] ---**
* Dragon's cooler, but can you do*
* a Nelson Hold from behind?*
**[02:14] ---**
My arms got longer by chance.
I should be able to.
**[02:18] ---**
By chance?
What the heck is that?
**[02:19] ---**
* Do a Nelson Hold*
* and bend backward.*
**[02:24] ---**
*With all your strength.*
***SIGN*** DRAGON SUPLEX
**[02:26] ---**
I managed.
**[02:27] ---**
* He managed. How's the bear?*
* *
**[02:30] ---**
He fainted.
**[02:31] ---**
We've done it?
**[02:34] ---**
I beat the bear on my own!
**[02:35] ---**
But I did.
**[02:36] ---**
I beat the bear on my own.
**[02:38] ---**
He sounds like he's the winner.
**[02:40] ---**
Why? It was me...
**[02:41] ---**
Mr. Fujinami, I did it!
**[02:43] ---**
* He got pinned down under the bear.*
* You can't tell who's won.*
**[02:50] ---**
I got everything he said
though he was talking super fast.
**[02:54] ---**
Hey, Nanayama.
Stop grumbling, would ya.
# E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ME5072R/wanted-cheap-assistant-director)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #9 WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
**[00:16] ---**
* We're at a temp agency*
* in Ecuana.*
**[00:20] ---**
So, what position
do you need to fill?
**[00:23] ---**
Assistant Director. This guy's
pestering me to hire more people.
**[00:27] ---**
I'm the only one, always coping
with unreasonable demands.
**[00:30] ---**
What kind of AD?
**[00:32] ---**
Someone who speaks clearly
and doesn't moan.
**[00:36] ---**
Not lazy! Motivated!
Capable!
**[00:41] ---**
I am capable.
**[00:42] ---**
Wait a moment.
**[00:43] ---**
How about him?
**[00:45] ---**
He's pretty handsome.
**[00:47] ---**
He'll help us pull girls at parties.
**[00:49] ---**
He may be useful.
**[00:51] ---**
What if he's
the pure virgin type?
**[00:53] ---**
He wants too much money.
Next!
**[00:56] ---**
Him?
**[00:58] ---**
Looks like a problem solver.
**[01:00] ---**
Could be a good choice.
**[01:03] ---**
He wants too much money.
Next!
**[01:06] ---**
Him?
**[01:08] ---**
He's the worst. He should pay us.
**[01:10] ---**
The worst?
**[01:13] ---**
He looks lazy and dumb.
**[01:16] ---**
He may come up with stories
people can relate to.
**[01:18] ---**
He'll grumble, I'm sure.
**[01:20] ---**
He wants too much money!
**[01:21] ---**
No, he doesn't. He's the cheapest.
**[01:23] ---**
Next!
**[01:24] ---**
Can't find a decent candidate.
Next!
**[01:26] ---**
No good.
**[01:27] ---**
Too expensive.
**[01:28] ---**
Next!
**[01:29] ---**
That's expensive too.
Next!
**[01:32] ---**
You keep doing that.
What's your budget anyway?
**[01:36] ---**
That's peanuts! I've never seen
such a poor TV channel.
**[01:40] ---**
You'll never find anyone
with that budget.
**[01:45] ---**
Miracle! You've got one hit.
**[01:47] ---**
Really? I want to meet him.
**[01:48] ---**
Wait, I'll pull the data out.
**[01:50] ---**
This is the candidate
matching your requirements.
**[01:55] ---**
A monkey?
**[01:59] ---**
It's a monkey, isn't it?
**[02:02] ---**
Hired!
**[02:03] ---**
Wait a sec, it's just a monkey.
**[02:06] ---**
No problem whatsoever.
**[02:07] ---**
BIG problem, I'd say.
**[02:08] ---**
Look closer! Look at these
lovely round eyes.
**[02:12] ---**
He screeches clearly.
He's not lazy.
**[02:16] ---**
He's hired.
**[02:17] ---**
The simplest test ever.
**[02:19] ---**
Make a great AD out of him.
**[02:23] ---**
I have to raise it?
**[02:24] ---**
Of course.
**[02:25] ---**
But it's a monkey!
**[02:27] ---**
Teach him how to greet people
and use cue cards.
**[02:30] ---**
And how to order food.
**[02:32] ---**
If you're too strict,
they quit nowadays.
**[02:35] ---**
Teach him about casting too.
**[02:37] ---**
So soon? I haven't learnt that yet.
**[02:39] ---**
Do it.
**[02:41] ---**
Teach him how to be best
buddies with influential managers.
**[02:44] ---**
Can't do that.
We don't have the budget.
**[02:47] ---**
Jeez. He really likes bananas.
**[02:50] ---**
He'll eat us one day.
Guaranteed.
# E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K98QX6/school-time-nanana-monkey-army)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #10 SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
**[00:16] ---**
* To save on HR expenses,*
* we hired a monkey as our new AD.*
***SIGN*** NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
**[00:22] ---**
Thanku, thanku. I'm AD Saruoka.
**[00:25] ---**
Nice to meet ya. Thanku.
**[00:27] ---**
Come here, please.
***SIGN*** AD COURSE FOR DUMMIES (AND MONKEYS)
**[00:30] ---**
People don't say "Thanku, thanku"
like that, OK?
**[00:32] ---**
Thanku for what, anyway?
**[00:34] ---**
Thanku. Yaay.
**[00:36] ---**
Don't say "Yaay".
**[00:37] ---**
It's my style.
**[00:39] ---**
Style doesn't help you work better.
**[00:40] ---**
Really?
**[00:41] ---**
Now I'll teach you something.
***SIGN*** LESSON 1 WRAP IT UP
**[00:44] ---**
Do you know what
"Wrap it up" means?
**[00:46] ---**
If time's running out, we do this
to signal performers to wrap it up.
**[00:52] ---**
Even I know that.
**[00:53] ---**
You're cheeky.
**[00:53] ---**
For real. Even I know it.
**[00:55] ---**
Do it, then.
**[00:57] ---**
OK.
**[00:59] ---**
Wrap it up.
**[01:00] ---**
Wrap it. Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it.
**[01:04] ---**
Stop.
**[01:06] ---**
You said it out loud.
**[01:08] ---**
Did I?
**[01:09] ---**
You kept talking.
**[01:10] ---**
No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
**[01:13] ---**
You must use your hands only.
Or the mike'll pick it up.
**[01:17] ---**
Don't spin your whole arm.
**[01:19] ---**
You're not waving the runner home.
**[01:23] ---**
But I want him to run home.
**[01:25] ---**
We're not joking, here.
**[01:28] ---**
I want you to just spin your hand.
**[01:32] ---**
Is this how it's done?
**[01:32] ---**
Don't overdo it. Don't use too much
strength. Look, like this.
**[01:41] ---**
You can't eat the crew.
**[01:46] ---**
Didn't you know?
**[01:49] ---**
Let's do the next lesson.
**[01:52] ---**
You've got a lot
to teach me, right?
**[01:55] ---**
Shall I teach you
about cue cards, then?
**[01:57] ---**
Yes, I'd like to learn.
**[01:59] ---**
But you can't read, right?
**[02:01] ---**
And you can't write, can you?
**[02:02] ---**
No, I can't read nor write.
**[02:05] ---**
How to get food, then.
***SIGN*** LESSON 2 ORDER FOOD
**[02:07] ---**
I wanna eat.
**[02:08] ---**
I won't teach you how to buy bananas.
**[02:11] ---**
Bananas, please.
**[02:12] ---**
We need you to order bento boxes.
**[02:15] ---**
I don't like rice.
**[02:18] ---**
It's not your food.
You won't be ordering just for you.
**[02:21] ---**
Right.
**[02:22] ---**
It's for the cast.
***SIGN*** LESSON 3 ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION
**[02:24] ---**
How to arrange transportation.
**[02:26] ---**
I don't have a driver's license.
**[02:27] ---**
I guess.
**[02:29] ---**
You can't do this, then.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm going to driving school.
**[02:33] ---**
Is that possible?
**[02:34] ---**
Yes, I'm doing it.
I want a car.
***SIGN*** LESSON 4 MARK THE SPOT
**[02:37] ---**
Do you know what's "Marking the spot"?
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[02:41] ---**
OK. I'm marking the spot here.
**[02:44] ---**
You're a pain.
So, don't move from here.
**[02:47] ---**
You're marking it for real.
**[02:49] ---**
You're the immobile monkey.
Immonkey.
**[02:51] ---**
What's that?
**[02:54] ---**
I had enough.
You'll never be an AD.
**[02:56] ---**
Yes, Sir.
# E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR247Z876/missing-top-class-rookie)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #11 MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
***SIGN*** NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
**[00:17] ---**
* Under my guidance, Saruoka*
* has become a great AD.*
**[00:23] ---**
Mike OK! Lights OK!
Camera rolling!
**[00:26] ---**
Ready to shoot.
3, 2...
**[00:28] ---**
Wait! Ambulance passing by.
**[00:30] ---**
I'm sure we could detect the keena
if we put sensors in this area.
**[00:36] ---**
You'll be my successor.
I have great expectations for you.
**[00:39] ---**
You're too kind.
I'm really honored.
**[00:42] ---**
* Too great.*
* I lost my job because of him.*
**[00:49] ---**
What the heck!
He stole my job, that jerk.
**[00:53] ---**
I was told "You'll be my successor" too.
It's not fair, dammit.
**[00:58] ---**
I'll bad-mouth him online,
so he'll be barred from the business.
**[01:04] ---**
Let me think.
**[01:06] ---**
"Stupid AD." "Jerk."
"Hypocrite."
**[01:09] ---**
Then "Monkey face."
"Doesn't get along with dogs."
**[01:14] ---**
"Couldn't become
a professional golfer."
**[01:17] ---**
My elbows hurt.
**[01:19] ---**
"Monkey..."
**[01:20] ---**
Mr. Nanayama.
**[01:23] ---**
What?
**[01:24] ---**
Do you have a minute?
**[01:27] ---**
Why? What's up?
**[01:30] ---**
Actually, I'm quitting
my job today.
**[01:35] ---**
Huh? Did you check online?
Er, no... I mean, why?
**[01:39] ---**
It's a really fulfilling job.
I'm happy I've become an AD.
**[01:44] ---**
But...
**[01:45] ---**
But?
**[01:46] ---**
I can't control
my instincts anymore.
**[01:48] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[01:49] ---**
I can't curb my desire
to eat my colleagues.
**[01:54] ---**
I knew it.
**[01:55] ---**
I like you all and I don't want to
eat you, but I can't control myself.
**[02:00] ---**
*He's saying it so calmly.*
**[02:01] ---**
I've been agonizing over it,
and found the only one solution.
**[02:06] ---**
I'm going to disappear from your lives
forever. No monkeying around.
**[02:11] ---**
*Was that a pun?*
**[02:13] ---**
Thank you so much
for your guidance.
**[02:17] ---**
You made me who I am today.
**[02:20] ---**
Please find the keena
at all costs.
**[02:23] ---**
OK. We will.
**[02:25] ---**
See you.
**[02:26] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[02:29] ---**
No monkey business from me.
**[02:30] ---**
* That's funny. But your earlier pun*
* has muffled the impact.*
**[02:34] ---**
Goodbye.
**[02:39] ---**
He's really gone.
**[02:42] ---**
* My pupil Saruoka went back*
* to the jungle in a flash.*
**[02:47] ---**
See you later, Saruoka!
Let's meet again.
**[02:52] ---**
Come back whenever you like.
**[02:54] ---**
But not as our AD, thanks!
# E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJMP8V6/undercover-scary-dudes-bar)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #12 UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
**[00:17] ---**
* Our AD Saruoka went back*
* to the jungle.*
**[00:20] ---**
* The chief was really shocked*
* when he found out.*
**[00:26] ---**
Saruoka! Saruoka!
**[00:29] ---**
My successor Saruoka.
**[00:34] ---**
Saruoka!
**[00:38] ---**
Let's go to karaoke.
I feel like singing.
**[00:42] ---**
Look, there's a karaoke bar.
I'm dying to sing my heart out.
**[00:49] ---**
Right, I'll sing.
What should I pick?
**[00:52] ---**
Hey, gimme some booze.
**[00:54] ---**
I'm gonna sing, sing, sing.
**[00:56] ---**
Let me see.
What should I sing?
**[01:00] ---**
Welcome
**[01:01] ---**
I'm gonna sing a song.
**[01:03] ---**
What should I sing?
**[01:04] ---**
Is it your first time here?
**[01:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:08] ---**
It seems you love karaoke.
**[01:10] ---**
I'm in the mood for singing today.
**[01:14] ---**
Come on, gimme the mike.
Move it, man.
**[01:16] ---**
Our karaoke is state-of-the-art.
**[01:19] ---**
It scores your singing.
Amazing, isn't it?
**[01:23] ---**
Don't be stupid.
That's normal nowadays, dummy.
**[01:27] ---**
Gimme the mike, quick.
**[01:29] ---**
There's more.
**[01:31] ---**
Huh?
**[01:33] ---**
If you get a high score,
you'll get tips.
**[01:36] ---**
We'll get tips? Really?
**[01:38] ---**
Gimme the mike, then.
**[01:41] ---**
That's not all.
**[01:43] ---**
Huh?
**[01:45] ---**
What happens
if you get a low score?
**[01:49] ---**
You've spoilt our night. Come out!
**[01:51] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[01:54] ---**
You'll get kicked out and half killed
for spoiling the mood.
**[02:03] ---**
Thrilling, huh?
**[02:09] ---**
Right. Let's go home.
**[02:10] ---**
Stop right there.
**[02:12] ---**
You take the mike, you sing.
It's the rule.
**[02:14] ---**
Is there a rule like that?
**[02:16] ---**
Looking forward to hear
your sweet-sounding voice.
**[02:18] ---**
Look at his face.
**[02:20] ---**
Do you think he can sing?
**[02:21] ---**
You're next.
**[02:29] ---**
You look great with that mike.
Why don't you guys sing?
**[02:32] ---**
You wanted to sing.
**[02:34] ---**
I prefer the chorus.
You like singing, don't you?
**[02:37] ---**
I don't feel like singing.
**[02:39] ---**
And your feelings for Saruoka?
**[02:40] ---**
All right, if you insist.
**[02:43] ---**
They'll sing.
**[02:44] ---**
Me?
**[02:45] ---**
I'm bad at singing. You sing.
**[02:47] ---**
I'm worse than bad.
**[02:48] ---**
No, you sing first.
**[02:49] ---**
* Our life-or-death karaoke*
* is about to begin.*
**[02:53] ---**
I'm bad at any song.
**[02:54] ---**
You must have a repertoire.
**[02:56] ---**
I can't sing to save my life.
# E13 - SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWEX116/sing-sing-sing-el-keena-pasa)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #13 SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
**[00:16] ---**
Let's sing whatever
and get out of here.
**[00:18] ---**
Yeah, but I only know folk songs.
What can we do?
**[00:22] ---**
Come on, sing.
***SIGN*** EL KEEN PASA SUNG BY: TV NANANA CREW
**[00:24] ---**
Who starts?
**[00:25] ---**
After you.
**[00:27] ---**
No, after you.
**[00:28] ---**
I'll do the chorus.
**[00:30] ---**
That's not fair.
**[00:31] ---**
Please go ahead.
**[00:32] ---**
After you.
**[00:33] ---**
Nanayama, you sing.
**[00:34] ---**
No, no. I'm really bad.
**[00:36] ---**
Sing first!
**[00:37] ---**
No, I'm really terrible.
**[00:40] ---**
I ALWAYS HEAR
THESE PHRASES FROM THE BOSS
**[00:46] ---**
SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
**[00:53] ---**
I'M SURE YOU DO TOO
**[00:57] ---**
I'M SURE
(IT'S TERRIBLE)
**[01:00] ---**
HE KEEPS SAYING
THESE WORDS FOREVER
**[01:06] ---**
SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
**[01:12] ---**
I'VE COME TO
FEEL OK ABOUT IT
**[01:20] ---**
BUT I'M DREAMING OF THE DAY
**[01:26] ---**
THE KEENA COMES
FROM THE SKY ABOVE
**[01:33] ---**
AND FREES US
**[01:39] ---**
FROM THIS BIRDCAGE
I BELIEVE IN HIM
**[01:45] ---**
AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
YES I DO
**[01:52] ---**
THE OTHER BOSS
IS THE SAME KIND OF SHIT
**[01:58] ---**
IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
**[02:01] ---**
JUST
IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
**[02:04] ---**
HE ALWAYS DOES
**[02:08] ---**
I'M SURE
(IT'S TERRIBLE)
**[02:11] ---**
BUT IF WE SUCCEED
TO SHOOT
**[02:18] ---**
THE KEENA
FOR THE FIRST TIME
**[02:25] ---**
MY EFFORTS WILL BE THEN
**[02:31] ---**
TURNED INTO GOOD MEMORIES
**[02:37] ---**
I BELIEVE IN HIM
AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
***SIGN*** VOICE PITCH RHYTHM TEMPO VOLUME ALL PERFECT!!
**[02:50] ---**
I guess life is hard
for you TV people.
# E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X08N9Y/cheap-south-american-transport)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
**[00:17] ---**
* Our TV crew has found some new info*
* on the keena at the karaoke bar.*
**[00:22] ---**
There's an old man called
the Keena Master.
**[00:24] ---**
He knows everything about the keena.
You should go and meet him.
**[00:28] ---**
TV crews from around the world
are pursuing the keena now.
**[00:32] ---**
You'd better act fast.
**[00:34] ---**
Just take the little straight road
and cross the mountain. That's it.
**[00:39] ---**
Gracias. Let's go right now!
**[00:41] ---**
Let's go.
**[00:41] ---**
The straight road.
**[00:43] ---**
Sounds close.
**[00:43] ---**
Must be.
**[00:47] ---**
"The little straight road", huh?
**[00:51] ---**
*We gave up on walking,*
**[00:53] ---**
* and negotiated transport*
* with a hostess at the bar.*
***SIGN*** HOSTESS NANITA
**[00:56] ---**
My name Nanita.
**[00:59] ---**
Got 5 kids. Low pay.
**[01:02] ---**
Other job taxi driver.
Got problem?
**[01:05] ---**
She's kinda scary.
**[01:07] ---**
Is that it?
**[01:08] ---**
It's our karaoke tips.
**[01:10] ---**
Not enough?
**[01:13] ---**
That's gross.
**[01:16] ---**
Follow me.
**[01:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[01:22] ---**
I be your driver.
**[01:25] ---**
Transport and fuel included
for this price.
**[01:28] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[01:31] ---**
I smell a rat.
She looks anything but trustworthy.
**[01:35] ---**
We could take the local bus
if we don't have money.
**[01:38] ---**
You're right.
**[01:39] ---**
Have you ever seen a TV crew
using a local bus?
**[01:45] ---**
That my car.
**[01:48] ---**
Goes on any road!
**[01:50] ---**
That's a good car.
**[01:52] ---**
It's awesome. Really good.
**[01:53] ---**
4WD.
**[01:55] ---**
It's perfect for mountain roads.
We'll be fine.
**[01:58] ---**
We can cross the mountain.
**[01:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:04] ---**
Oh?
**[02:06] ---**
It wasn't that car.
**[02:08] ---**
Picked up old golf cart
and fixed it.
**[02:11] ---**
So it free.
**[02:13] ---**
Electric. So fuel free.
**[02:16] ---**
That why all included.
**[02:18] ---**
Can this thing cross the mountain?
**[02:22] ---**
Got problem? Get off.
**[02:24] ---**
No problem, thank you.
**[02:26] ---**
No complaining.
**[02:27] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[02:28] ---**
If got no money,
use your head to overcome.
**[02:32] ---**
Yeah, I know that very well.
**[02:39] ---**
This woman's scary.
**[02:42] ---**
Nanita!
**[02:46] ---**
What's this tremendous power?
**[02:51] ---**
Can't move my head
'cos of G-force.
**[02:54] ---**
She isn't just a hostess.
# E15 - WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79J8E16/wheels-on-fire-charging-up-on-the-way)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #15 WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
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*We hired an electric car driver*
**[00:18] ---**
* and went up the mountain*
* to meet the Keena Master.*
**[00:26] ---**
Oh? What happened?
**[00:28] ---**
Did we run out of power?
***SIGN*** GOTTA RECHARGE! TV NANANA
**[00:31] ---**
Oh jeez. We're in trouble.
**[00:34] ---**
We're in real trouble.
**[00:34] ---**
It won't work without power.
**[00:37] ---**
Gonna get power. Wait little.
**[00:40] ---**
But there's no houses around.
**[00:43] ---**
She's not listening.
**[00:44] ---**
No problem. No worries!
**[00:49] ---**
No problem. No worries.
**[00:50] ---**
I'm full of worries.
**[00:52] ---**
Hey! Where are you gonna
get it from?
**[00:55] ---**
Oh? She's gone.
**[00:57] ---**
How long will she be?
**[00:58] ---**
Judging from her vibe,
I'd say 2-3 minutes?
**[01:02] ---**
Like cup noodles.
**[01:03] ---**
Do you reckon?
**[01:04] ---**
You know, when I eat cup noodles
I don't take off the whole lid.
**[01:09] ---**
You don't?
**[01:09] ---**
I don't.
**[01:11] ---**
It's better to take it off.
**[01:12] ---**
I don't want to make too much trash.
**[01:14] ---**
I leave a bit attached while I eat.
**[01:17] ---**
But it pops up while you eat.
**[01:20] ---**
It hits your nose, doesn't it?
**[01:22] ---**
I don't like to put it on the table.
**[01:24] ---**
It's got water drops on it.
**[01:28] ---**
Just wipe them off.
**[01:29] ---**
It's kinda gross.
**[01:31] ---**
I just wash it and throw it away.
**[01:34] ---**
Nanayama.
**[01:35] ---**
Yes?
**[01:36] ---**
Do an imitation.
**[01:37] ---**
But look, the noodles...
**[01:40] ---**
Do an imitation, please.
**[01:43] ---**
We've got time to spare.
**[01:44] ---**
You can add a lot of stuff...
**[01:48] ---**
Do an imitation, please.
**[01:51] ---**
We've got time.
**[01:54] ---**
I've reached the limit!
**[01:58] ---**
Sorry for wait.
**[01:59] ---**
Is it Chiyonofuji?
**[02:00] ---**
Got many! Biting like crazy.
Big catch!
**[02:03] ---**
Big catch!
**[02:05] ---**
What are those?
**[02:07] ---**
Electric eels.
They full of power.
**[02:11] ---**
I get little bit power now.
**[02:14] ---**
What is she doing?
**[02:15] ---**
Electric eels?
**[02:17] ---**
Is it for real?
**[02:18] ---**
Electric Eels?
**[02:19] ---**
You've gotta be kidding me.
**[02:21] ---**
No way!
Must be dangerous.
**[02:23] ---**
Full power.
**[02:25] ---**
Is that eel OK? It looks exhausted.
But it's moving.
**[02:28] ---**
It won't kill it.
**[02:31] ---**
It's almost dead.
**[02:33] ---**
To thank eels for power,
I give food.
**[02:37] ---**
So, medical costs included.
**[02:41] ---**
Eel extract give
car power big boost!
**[02:45] ---**
My ass is tingling.
Is the car leaking power?
**[02:48] ---**
Mine's too. It's dangerous.
**[02:50] ---**
It's leaking power.
**[02:52] ---**
My ass is tingling all over.
# E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJNZX3R/stampede-the-keena-masters-palace)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
**[00:17] ---**
* We've arrived at*
* the Keena Master's palace.*
**[00:22] ---**
* But there were already*
* many TV crews there.*
**[00:29] ---**
Bubble TV's here.
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV
**[00:33] ---**
That's National TV.
***SIGN*** NATIONAL TV
**[00:36] ---**
There's even a foreign TV crew.
***SIGN*** OVERSEAS TV STATION
**[00:42] ---**
*Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:45] ---**
*Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:48] ---**
To cover the keena, dumbass!
**[00:50] ---**
Can I follow you home?
**[00:51] ---**
Why? No!
**[00:52] ---**
We'll pay for the taxi.
**[00:54] ---**
What a shameless TV show.
**[00:59] ---**
Do you think the interview's
already over?
**[01:02] ---**
If that's the case,
we're the only ones who got left out.
**[01:05] ---**
It's bad news.
**[01:09] ---**
What shall we do?
**[01:10] ---**
Look, the Keena Master!
**[01:11] ---**
Huh?
**[01:15] ---**
Keena Master!
**[01:16] ---**
Keena Master!
**[01:18] ---**
It wasn't him.
**[01:20] ---**
Double check before you yell.
**[01:23] ---**
The Keena Master!
**[01:26] ---**
It wasn't him again.
**[01:27] ---**
Double check before you yell.
**[01:30] ---**
Looks like nobody has met him yet.
**[01:32] ---**
That means we still have a chance!
**[01:36] ---**
Someone's come out!
**[01:37] ---**
Is it the Keena Master?
**[01:39] ---**
Keena Master?
**[01:41] ---**
He's got no beard. Is it him?
**[01:44] ---**
He wears glasses.
**[01:47] ---**
Good morning, TV gentlemen.
**[01:49] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:49] ---**
I assist the Keena Master.
**[01:53] ---**
We would like to allow you
to interview the Keena Master.
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
**[01:56] ---**
He's of venerable age,
and very shy.
**[02:00] ---**
We'll allow only one TV crew
to interview him.
**[02:03] ---**
Just one? What the heck?
**[02:06] ---**
For the sake of impartiality,
we'll select the interviewer through...
**[02:11] ---**
the King of TV Crews Championship.
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
**[02:24] ---**
The rules are simple. The crew with
the best broadcasting technique wins.
**[02:29] ---**
Whoever wins this prestigious title
will be able to do the interview.
**[02:33] ---**
Why a competition?
We could do rock, paper, scissors.
**[02:37] ---**
Do you have what it takes
to become number one?
**[02:41] ---**
Jeez, come on.
Everyone's confused.
**[02:44] ---**
That's autocracy.
**[02:46] ---**
Nobody's getting it.
**[02:47] ---**
Let's start the competition.
King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
***SIGN*** TO BE CONTINUED
**[02:52] ---**
Nobody's got a clue.
**[02:55] ---**
He's looking this way.
**[02:56] ---**
Creeps me out.
# E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XE8MVY/showdown-banana-champion)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #17 SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
**[00:17] ---**
Today we're bringing you
the King of TV Crews Championship!
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
**[00:24] ---**
The showdown that'll crown
the best TV crew.
**[00:27] ---**
Many TV channels came to ask
the Keena Master about the keena.
**[00:31] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:32] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:34] ---**
They all look
serious and resolute.
**[00:38] ---**
* Here's TV Nanana. Let's interview them*
* and see how passionate they are.*
***SIGN*** TV NANANA
**[00:43] ---**
*Not a major channel, I guess?*
**[00:45] ---**
Er, we're a small company.
Barely terrestrial, um.
**[00:49] ---**
* Describe your channel*
* in one phrase.*
**[00:52] ---**
Huh? One phrase?
Hey, say something.
**[00:54] ---**
Low budget.
**[00:55] ---**
Often on location.
**[00:57] ---**
We do election coverage.
**[00:59] ---**
We also show B-movies
on weekday afternoons.
**[01:01] ---**
No company building.
**[01:02] ---**
What else?
**[01:03] ---**
Anime.
**[01:04] ---**
Woman announcers.
**[01:05] ---**
And we've got a low budget.
**[01:07] ---**
We do.
**[01:08] ---**
No company building.
**[01:09] ---**
*Now show us your enthusiasm.*
**[01:12] ---**
What shall we do?
**[01:13] ---**
Let's do that thing.
**[01:15] ---**
1, 2, 3.
**[01:17] ---**
We've got a low budget
but we'll manage somehow.
**[01:20] ---**
4, 5, 6, Nanana!
**[01:25] ---**
*Let's start the competition.*
**[01:27] ---**
* The first match is...*
* cameramen competition!*
***SIGN*** FIRST MATCH CAMERAMAN COMPETITION
**[01:32] ---**
* Whoever can shoot wild animals*
* for the longest time wins.*
**[01:36] ---**
* They all took off in different*
* directions. Competition is fierce.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Wild animals are very elusive.*
**[01:45] ---**
*They're having a hard time.*
**[01:48] ---**
*What now? A camera crane.*
**[01:52] ---**
* It can shoot a little bird*
* with amazing precision.*
**[01:56] ---**
* Bubble TV is using a drone*
* to get a thorough shot from the sky.*
**[02:01] ---**
* Amazing. You can tell*
* they have a hefty budget.*
**[02:07] ---**
* TV Nanana is shooting a small animal.*
* He's moving very swiftly.*
**[02:10] ---**
* He doesn't rely on machines but*
* on human ability over technology.*
**[02:13] ---**
* His movements look bizarre,*
* but he's shooting with precision.*
**[02:18] ---**
*Next, cue cards competition!*
***SIGN*** 2ND MATCH CUE CARDS COMPETITION
***SIGN*** NEXT, THE WEATHER
**[02:23] ---**
* Whoever can write the most accurate*
* instructions the fastest wins.*
***SIGN*** 2 SECONDS
***SIGN*** COMMERCIALS AFTER VIDEO
**[02:28] ---**
*Many of them use hi-tech equipment.*
**[02:31] ---**
* The frantic sound of their keyboards*
* is filling the air.*
**[02:35] ---**
* But, you can hear the sound*
* of a single magic marker...*
**[02:39] ---**
* TV Nanana is consistently analog!*
* Old school sketchbook style.*
**[02:44] ---**
*He's writing at amazing speed.*
***SIGN*** SAY SOMETHING SILLY! KEEP AT IT! SILLIER!
**[02:48] ---**
* How far can TV Nanana's*
* man-over-machine approach take them?*
**[02:52] ---**
*The competition continues.*
# E18 - THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWEXV3Y/the-awakening-talented-director)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #18 THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
***SIGN*** THE LAST COMPETITION! VIDEO EDITING SPEED
**[00:19] ---**
* We've reached the final stage of*
* the King of TV Crews Championship.*
**[00:22] ---**
* The competition's fast-paced,*
* but TV Nanana is losing speed!*
**[00:28] ---**
* Looks like the director*
* has already lost motivation.*
* *
**[00:32] ---**
What a pain.
I can't be asked.
**[00:36] ---**
* Is this going to*
* turn the match around?*
**[00:40] ---**
Let's boost the chief's motivation.
**[00:42] ---**
We'll use hypnosis
to strengthen his willpower.
**[00:46] ---**
Chief, you've got a call.
**[00:48] ---**
Who is it?
**[00:49] ---**
* Hello. Relax.*
* Let your body go limp.*
**[00:53] ---**
Who are you?!
**[00:55] ---**
* I'm the one who'll guide you*
* to a world of happiness.*
***SIGN*** RAMEN MASTER
**[00:59] ---**
This voice... Are you ramen
master Nanahara?
***SIGN*** RAMEN RESTAURATEUR NANAHARA
**[01:03] ---**
You guessed it right.
I do hypnosis too now.
***SIGN*** HYPNOTIST NANAHARA
**[01:08] ---**
You're a hypnotist too?!
**[01:10] ---**
What's wrong?
You don't feel like it?
**[01:13] ---**
But now you're gonna have
an urge for editing.
**[01:17] ---**
You're gonna feel merry.
**[01:20] ---**
I'll feel merry?
**[01:22] ---**
You like to have fun, right?
**[01:23] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[01:24] ---**
Laugh then. Laugh.
**[01:29] ---**
I kinda feel merry now.
**[01:31] ---**
* See? You feel merry, right?*
* You're having a lot of fun.*
**[01:37] ---**
* Let's put together*
* the footage now.*
**[01:40] ---**
You're a talented director. A genius.
**[01:42] ---**
*I'm a genius?*
**[01:44] ---**
Let's take the ingredients and
make a compact, interesting video.
**[01:48] ---**
Editing is fun.
Feels good, doesn't it?
**[01:52] ---**
The video's taking shape.
**[01:55] ---**
Just like the big line in
front of your restaurant.
**[01:57] ---**
It brings back memories.
**[01:59] ---**
Creating feels good.
Say it.
**[02:02] ---**
Creating feels good!
**[02:04] ---**
Feels good!
**[02:05] ---**
Mr. Nanahara!
**[02:06] ---**
You edited the footage
into an interesting movie.
**[02:10] ---**
When I finish counting,
the editing will be over.
**[02:15] ---**
It's coming together!
**[02:16] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4,
**[02:20] ---**
5, 6... Go!
**[02:22] ---**
Nanana!
**[02:25] ---**
Oh?!
**[02:29] ---**
TV Nanana finished first.
**[02:33] ---**
They're the King of TV Crews Champions!
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPION TV NANANA
**[02:36] ---**
Huh!? We won!
**[02:41] ---**
#1 Channel, TV Nanana. You're authorized
to interview the Keena Master.
**[02:46] ---**
We can meet him?
**[02:48] ---**
We made it!
**[02:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:52] ---**
Thank you for the trouble.
# E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4JP7QY/lucky-price-assessment)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER
**[00:16] ---**
* We interviewed the Keena Master*
* and found out where to find the keena.*
**[00:20] ---**
In the savannah down there.
**[00:23] ---**
* But, to go there we must go through*
* an anti-government rebel checkpoint.*
**[00:29] ---**
Show me proof of clearance.
**[00:32] ---**
I've got nothing like that.
I didn't know.
**[00:35] ---**
Chief, there's no other way
to get to the savannah.
**[00:38] ---**
I know.
Leave it to me.
**[00:47] ---**
Bribe... Bribe...
**[00:49] ---**
Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.
**[00:53] ---**
What's this?
**[00:54] ---**
One, ten, a hundred...
***SIGN*** $8.77
**[00:58] ---**
It's not enough.
Don't you have anything else?
**[01:02] ---**
Huh?
**[01:03] ---**
How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!
**[01:06] ---**
It's a present from the boss.
**[01:08] ---**
It's gotta be valuable!
**[01:10] ---**
One, ten...
***SIGN*** $70
**[01:11] ---**
What?!
**[01:15] ---**
Give me everything you have!
Anything. Quick!
**[01:19] ---**
That orange peel too.
**[01:21] ---**
Huh? Even this?
**[01:22] ---**
The shogi knight too.
**[01:24] ---**
The rook too.
**[01:24] ---**
But the knight is too important.
**[01:26] ---**
Shut up and put everything in here.
**[01:29] ---**
Please! Get a good price!
***SIGN*** ¢6
**[01:33] ---**
Nanayama, you bastard!
**[01:34] ---**
Why blaming me?
**[01:36] ---**
What shall we do?
There's only the video camera left.
**[01:39] ---**
We can't shoot without it.
**[01:42] ---**
Listen!
Never give up until the end!
**[01:46] ---**
Take your clothes off.
**[01:48] ---**
Here?!
**[01:48] ---**
Move it! Strip Down!
**[01:50] ---**
I'm too shy.
**[01:51] ---**
The rebel's waiting.
**[01:53] ---**
Oh, my. Strip down?
All my clothes?
**[01:57] ---**
It's never gonna work.
**[01:58] ---**
Pray!
**[01:59] ---**
Found another knight.
**[02:00] ---**
Please! I beg you!
**[02:02] ---**
Please! Please!
**[02:03] ---**
It'll never work.
**[02:06] ---**
Please! Get a good price!
***SIGN*** $6,262,300
**[02:09] ---**
We made it!
**[02:12] ---**
No way.
**[02:13] ---**
These clothes?
Can't be.
**[02:15] ---**
I'm sure it's because of
the exquisite weathered effect.
**[02:18] ---**
No! No! The evaluation's not
for those clothes, but for this.
**[02:25] ---**
Banana Mesh Night's
Special See-through Thong!
***SIGN*** BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
**[02:28] ---**
It was inside my pocket.
**[02:31] ---**
Banana Mesh Night is the most
popular TV show here in Ecuana too.
**[02:35] ---**
All the boys grow up to be
healthy adults thanks to it.
**[02:38] ---**
This thong's a super-rare treasure.
**[02:41] ---**
Give it to me.
**[02:44] ---**
* Thanks to the thong, we managed*
* to get through the checkpoint.*
**[02:50] ---**
My dear patron.
**[02:51] ---**
Great job.
# E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60X08NER/encounter-legendary-giant-holy-beasts)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #20 ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
**[00:18] ---**
That's weird.
This should be the place.
**[00:23] ---**
Excuse me!
**[00:25] ---**
There should be a large
grassy plain, the savannah here.
**[00:29] ---**
We want to shoot the rare animal keena
that lives there.
**[00:35] ---**
Huh? Er... Are you TV people?
**[00:37] ---**
You wanna shoot
rare animals, huh?
**[00:41] ---**
By the way,
do you know about us?
***SIGN*** MINOTAUR CYCLOPS
**[00:44] ---**
I guess the keena's rare,
but we're rather rare too.
**[00:50] ---**
If you wanna shoot us,
we don't mind.
**[00:53] ---**
No, thank you.
**[00:57] ---**
Oh, thank god!
**[00:59] ---**
It's not like we want to go on TV.
**[01:02] ---**
If you insisted, we'd have to.
Since you didn't, then it's fine.
**[01:06] ---**
The keena may be a rare animal,
but we're holy beasts.
***SIGN*** DIVINE BEASTS
**[01:13] ---**
We're pretty rare.
More than the keena.
**[01:16] ---**
We're like a miracle, don't you know?
Wanna shoot us?
**[01:19] ---**
Have you seen the keena?
**[01:20] ---**
The keena? Hey, I'm way rarer.
Super-rare. Wanna shoot me?
**[01:26] ---**
No.
I want to shoot the keena.
**[01:28] ---**
What? You're gonna shoot us?
**[01:30] ---**
No. Where's the keena?
**[01:33] ---**
We're rarer than the keena.
If you wanna shoot us, it's your chance.
**[01:38] ---**
No, thanks.
**[01:42] ---**
Thank god! I'm relieved.
**[01:44] ---**
We'd rather not go on TV,
so we're happy you won't shoot us.
**[01:48] ---**
It's rare to see us together.
So, we'd rather not be shot now.
**[01:52] ---**
You're just sitting there having a bath.
**[01:55] ---**
Where's your "rare holy beast" aura?
**[01:58] ---**
I'm keeping it hidden.
**[01:59] ---**
Thank god I am.
Otherwise you'd have filmed me.
**[02:02] ---**
I'm so happy I kept it hidden,
so I don't have to go on TV. Good.
**[02:05] ---**
Besides, we just happened to have
a bath here because of this rock.
**[02:10] ---**
It stopped the water,
and filled up the area.
**[02:14] ---**
I usually don't expose myself.
**[02:16] ---**
What?
**[02:17] ---**
What have you done?!
**[02:19] ---**
Why?
**[02:19] ---**
You drowned the savannah
with water.
**[02:22] ---**
We can't shoot the keena!
**[02:26] ---**
That was uncalled for.
**[02:29] ---**
You can shoot me instead.
**[02:31] ---**
I'm telling you.
**[02:33] ---**
If you make a scoop about
me, ratings will skyrocket.
***SIGN*** FURRY FRIENDS: HOLY BEASTS SPECIAL
**[02:37] ---**
No, thanks.
**[02:38] ---**
Thank god!
**[02:40] ---**
I'm relieved. Yeah.
Fine.
**[02:44] ---**
I'd rather not go on TV. Good.
**[02:46] ---**
If you see the keena, call me.
**[02:48] ---**
OK. Actually, no.
I was here before the keena.
**[02:52] ---**
I was really famous in ancient times.
And more valuable.
**[02:56] ---**
Call me.
# E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679J8EJY/emergency-draining-the-lake)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #21 EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
**[00:16] ---**
As you can see,
we're draining the lake.
**[00:21] ---**
When all the water's gone,
will the keena appear here?
**[00:28] ---**
There are two people in the
background. Let's do a retake.
**[00:32] ---**
You two again? Go away.
You're in frame.
**[00:37] ---**
Listen for a minute.
**[00:38] ---**
What do you want?
**[00:39] ---**
You know, I'm higher ranking
than the keena.
**[00:43] ---**
I don't care.
**[00:44] ---**
You'll get good ratings.
**[00:46] ---**
Even more than
the "Agony of Doha".
**[00:50] ---**
Maybe not, but surely more
than the movie "Emmanuelle".
**[00:54] ---**
Shut up! Get lost!
**[00:56] ---**
Don't flush me away
like I was a bug or something.
**[01:00] ---**
I'm rarer than the keena!
Hey!
**[01:03] ---**
They're hopelessly
untelegenic, those two.
**[01:07] ---**
Chief, we drained all the water.
**[01:09] ---**
Good. Let's go down.
**[01:13] ---**
It's all muddy.
**[01:18] ---**
Chief!
**[01:19] ---**
What? Did you find some clues?
**[01:21] ---**
Look! I found this huge
snapping turtle.
**[01:25] ---**
I found a snakehead
and an alligator gar.
**[01:28] ---**
They live here?
**[01:30] ---**
That's amazing.
**[01:36] ---**
We're not that kind of show.
Put them back.
**[01:39] ---**
We're looking for the keena,
and nothing else.
**[01:42] ---**
OK.
**[01:42] ---**
It's such a shame.
**[01:46] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[01:54] ---**
That's gotta be it.
It is, right? Right?
**[01:58] ---**
In the savannah freed from
the water... it finally appeared.
**[02:03] ---**
Cat body and pigeon head.
There it is. For real.
**[02:07] ---**
The legendary creature
we've been searching for all along.
**[02:12] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** FINALLY!
**[02:14] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** THE LEGENDARY RARE ANIMAL
**[02:16] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** IS HERE!
**[02:19] ---**
The rare animal... keena!
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[02:23] ---**
Hey! You're in frame again!
**[02:26] ---**
Huh? It's not a rehearsal?
**[02:29] ---**
Shut up! We never rehearse.
**[02:30] ---**
Oh, really? Actually, you don't
have to do a scoop about me.
**[02:35] ---**
We can be minor guests
and the keena'll be the star.
**[02:38] ---**
I hate amateurs like these.
**[02:40] ---**
Please, at least
let us do the warm-up.
**[02:43] ---**
They know nothing about TV
but dare talk about ratings, warm-up, etc.
**[02:47] ---**
No travel expenses.
**[02:48] ---**
People like you
shouldn't watch TV!
**[02:50] ---**
But you're filming now,
aren't you?
**[02:53] ---**
They're really untelegenic.
**[02:56] ---**
Are you filming?
# E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJNZXK6/shooting-rare-animal-keena)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #22 SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[00:17] ---**
* The keena has appeared*
* in front of our eyes.*
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[00:22] ---**
* It's the first time in the world*
* the keena's been filmed.*
**[00:27] ---**
TV Nanana has achieved
an amazing world first.
**[00:34] ---**
OK, cut.
**[00:36] ---**
Chief, we must go on air soon.
Let's go back.
**[00:41] ---**
OK. It's a wrap!
Let's go!
**[00:43] ---**
Thanks, keena.
You may go now.
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, let's go.
**[00:46] ---**
OK.
**[00:47] ---**
Come on, move it.
***SIGN*** "IT'S ALREADY OVER?"
**[00:50] ---**
Got everything?
***SIGN*** "THAT'S A PRETTY DESPERATE TV STATION."
**[00:52] ---**
We got it. Let's go.
**[00:55] ---**
We're short of time.
Hurry up.
**[00:59] ---**
Oh my god.
**[01:00] ---**
There's no time left.
**[01:02] ---**
Oh my god.
**[01:05] ---**
Oh my god.
We're short of time.
**[01:09] ---**
Charged up! Let's go!
**[01:18] ---**
We filmed the keena. Everyone's gonna
be surprised when they watch this.
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[01:22] ---**
We've achieved
an amazing world first.
**[01:24] ---**
People from the other TV channels
won't make light of us anymore.
**[01:29] ---**
You got it.
**[01:47] ---**
Nanaoka! Nanaoka!
**[01:56] ---**
Bubble TV's jerk producer Zakibana.
What the hell do you want?
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
**[02:00] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:03] ---**
In your dreams. Get lost!
**[02:06] ---**
Losing to TV Nanana would be
a lifelong shame for us.
**[02:10] ---**
I swear on our pride as a top rating
channel I won't let you broadcast it.
**[02:17] ---**
Stop it!
**[02:18] ---**
Wait, Nanaoka!
**[02:20] ---**
I'll take the tape by force!
**[02:27] ---**
They're coming in swarms.
**[02:31] ---**
Oh, no! They've surrounded us.
**[02:33] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:36] ---**
Hand it over!
**[02:39] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:42] ---**
Stop it! Go away!
Get lost! Ouch.
**[02:46] ---**
You should have stayed
in your niche.
**[02:50] ---**
Don't get cocky, TV Nanana.
**[02:55] ---**
Don't push your luck!
# E23 - DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XE8M2R/departure-escape-from-south-america)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #23 DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
**[00:18] ---**
Snatch the keena footage
from that penniless TV crew!
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[00:29] ---**
Give me the tape!
**[00:30] ---**
What the heck? Stop it!
**[00:32] ---**
Hand it over!
**[00:35] ---**
You bastard!
**[00:37] ---**
Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[00:38] ---**
Nanita, get rid of these guys!
**[00:41] ---**
OK.
**[00:42] ---**
Adios, amigos!
***SIGN*** HIGH VOLTAGE
**[00:47] ---**
Hey, wait! Wait!
**[00:50] ---**
Well done.
**[00:55] ---**
Wait, Nanaoka!
**[01:01] ---**
Oh, no! Dammit!
**[01:05] ---**
Stop it!
**[01:09] ---**
We've entered a narrow road.
It's our chance.
**[01:13] ---**
If it comes to this,
I'll take them all out in one go.
**[01:16] ---**
Chief, don't tell me
you're gonna do that thing!
**[01:24] ---**
You dirty fake media!
**[01:28] ---**
Wait!
**[01:31] ---**
This skin's very ripe from all
the time I've spent on location.
**[01:36] ---**
Take this!
**[01:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:06] ---**
Good.
**[02:11] ---**
Airport in sight.
**[02:13] ---**
Cool. Charge into it!
**[02:17] ---**
Go! Go! Go!
**[02:32] ---**
You again?
**[02:34] ---**
We're short on time.
Take us to Roppongi!
**[02:38] ---**
We must get there on time
whatever it takes.
**[02:41] ---**
4!
**[02:43] ---**
5, 6...
**[02:46] ---**
Nanana!
# E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVWZ00R/arrival-roppongi)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #24 ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
**[00:16] ---**
* We're at TV Nanana,*
* in Roppongi, Tokyo.*
**[00:20] ---**
* We've finished our challenging jungle*
* shooting and finally come back.*
**[00:25] ---**
Boss! We did it.
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[00:27] ---**
We shot the keena for the first
time in the world. We did it!
***SIGN*** PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
**[00:32] ---**
Look, the keena's footage.
**[00:35] ---**
Boss. Boss. It's the keena.
Boss! Boss! Boss!
**[00:39] ---**
Shut up! Who are you?
**[00:41] ---**
Huh?
**[00:42] ---**
You've got no skin.
I can't tell who you are.
**[00:46] ---**
No time to waste.
Go to the editing room now.
***SIGN*** A FEW DAYS LATER...
***SIGN*** CHIEF NANAOKA CHASING THE KEENA
**[00:52] ---**
* The keena chase show was broadcasted*
* in five parts with great success.*
***SIGN*** THE KEENA REALLY EXISTS!
**[00:59] ---**
* Ratings got higher every time,*
* and finally the show beat*
**[01:03] ---**
* the masterpiece "Emmanuelle", ranking*
* #8 in TV Nanana's all-time chart.*
***SIGN*** IT BEAT EMMANUELLE!
**[01:10] ---**
* Thus the keena special was able*
* to fill Banana Mesh Night's void.*
***SIGN*** MIRACULOUS HIGH RATINGS!
***SIGN*** CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE HIGH RATINGS
**[01:19] ---**
I didn't think you'd make it.
Anyway, good job.
**[01:23] ---**
Our company's finally
out of the woods.
**[01:27] ---**
We'll get a bigger budget.
**[01:29] ---**
I've had enough
of penniless on location jobs.
**[01:31] ---**
Let's hire more ADs.
**[01:33] ---**
Good idea.
**[01:35] ---**
Nanaoka!
**[01:36] ---**
Yes, Sir?
**[01:37] ---**
You're disgusting with no skin.
**[01:40] ---**
Go buy one on expenses.
**[01:42] ---**
Huh? Hey, did you hear that?
**[01:44] ---**
Must be a miracle.
**[01:45] ---**
Thank you, Sir.
**[01:47] ---**
Let's go buy
a designer skin in Ginza.
**[01:49] ---**
Get a flashy one.
**[01:50] ---**
With embroidered lining.
**[01:52] ---**
Shall I get one like that?
**[01:53] ---**
With gold lame.
**[01:55] ---**
I see.
**[01:57] ---**
Yes, Sir.
**[01:59] ---**
Emergency!
**[02:02] ---**
Our flagship program
Banayan got axed.
**[02:06] ---**
What? Banayan?
**[02:10] ---**
Do you mean Bananabashi
Young Clothing Store?
***SIGN*** BANANABASHI YOUNG CLOTHING STORE
**[02:14] ---**
That's our station's
#2 popular show.
**[02:17] ---**
Oh, no! We're going down.
**[02:20] ---**
It's over.
**[02:21] ---**
Our company's in trouble.
**[02:23] ---**
Huh? Already?
**[02:25] ---**
We've got orders for a new show.
Go on location now!
**[02:29] ---**
Same budget as usual,
if not less.
**[02:32] ---**
Give it your all! OK?
**[02:36] ---**
But, can I buy a new skin
with this budget?
**[02:38] ---**
I doubt it.
**[02:40] ---**
I wanna buy the shogi knight.
**[02:42] ---**
Cut it out and move it!
**[02:45] ---**
Sorry. We're off!
**[02:46] ---**
Goodbye.
**[02:49] ---**
*TV Nanana's challenge continues.*
**[02:55] ---**
The end!
# Season 2
# E1 - Wacky TV, Bought Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VK2GE6/wacky-tv-bought-out)
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**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are *Wacky TV Nanana*!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
***SIGN*** # 1 Wacky TV, Bought Out!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:16] Narration**
Here in 1-Chome Giroppon stands TV Nanana,
**[00:21] N**
a tiny TV station struggling to produce
programming with a modest budget.
**[00:22] Sign**
Narration: Sugimoto Tetta
**[00:28] N**
They suddenly receive
some mysterious visitors,
**[00:33] N**
their vehicles emblazoned
with the word "nanazon."
**[00:36] N**
Aboard is the executive team that runs
**[00:38] N**
the major video streaming
service, Nanazon Prime Video.
**[00:38] Sign**
Nanazon Inc. Executive
**[00:41] N**
What has brought them
to this tiny TV station?
**[00:46] Exec**
Watch anything, for a price!
**[00:48] Exec**
I'm Nanazon!
**[00:51] N**
It turns out that last week,
TV Nanana was bought out by Nanazon.
***SIGN*** Buyout
**[00:57] N**
And they're wasting no time in
making major changes to TV Nanana.
**[01:01] Exec**
I'm gonna take this two-bit TV
station and make it a winner!
**[01:06] Exec**
If you can't bring in the right kinda
numbers, you're getting laid off!
**[01:11] N**
Layoffs. The idea alone had
the staff trembling in fear.
**[01:17] N**
Particularly sensitive to this threat
was the producer, Nanaguchi-san.
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew
**[01:21] N**
He's the middle manager in
charge of the expedition crew.
**[01:25] Nanaguchi**
They showed up faster than I expected...
***SIGN*** Producer Nanaguchi
**[01:28] Nanaoka**
What's going on? Who even is that?
**[01:29] Nanaguchi**
It's Perry and the Black Ships.
**[01:32] Nanaguchi**
I need you to grab those papers
and organize them, fast!
**[01:35] N**
The expedition crew is a team that creates
programming featuring expeditions.
***SIGN*** Frugality + First
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew's Ratings
**[01:39] N**
One time, they managed to
capture footage of a rare animal,
***SIGN*** "On the trail of exotic beasts!"
**[01:42] N**
but beyond that, they haven't produced
anything all that entertaining.
**[01:46] N**
If management were to find out,
they'd be on incredibly thin ice... ah.
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew's Ratings
***SIGN*** Frugality + First
**[01:50] Exec**
Hey, hey, hey! What group is
getting these sorry ratings?
**[01:55] Exec**
I'm gonna shut them down right away!
**[01:58] Exec**
Expedition crew!
**[01:59] N**
Looks like he's already found out.
**[02:00] Exec**
Expedition crew!
**[02:01] N**
Nanaguchi-san is in extremely hot water now.
**[02:04] Exec**
Show me where these wage thieves who
call themselves the expedition crew are!
**[02:07] Exec**
Hey, you!
**[02:08] Exec**
Hey, you, shut up!
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew
**[02:12] Nanaguchi**
If he finds us, we're all gonna be laid off.
**[02:15] Exec**
Goddamn!
**[02:15] Nanaoka**
That's bad!
**[02:16] Nanayama**
I don't have any money.
**[02:17] Nanaoka**
My house isn't paid off yet.
**[02:19] Nanamori**
I just put my kid in cram school...
**[02:21] Nanaoka**
I got the expensive insurance, too.
**[02:24] Nanaguchi**
Should we send out a sacrifice?
**[02:27] Nanaguchi**
If you wanna get laid off, raise your hand!
**[02:30] Nanaoka**
Nanayama!
**[02:31] Nanayama**
Why me?!
**[02:32] Nanaoka**
You've got a laid-off kinda face.
**[02:34] Nanayama**
A laid-off... face?
**[02:35] Nanamori**
Yeah, man, yeah! Laid-off face!
**[02:35] Nanaoka**
Get out there!
**[02:37] Nanayama**
I'm amazed we managed to get this far...
**[02:40] N**
Buy-outs and layoffs.
**[02:42] N**
Will this tiny TV station be able
to survive this perilous experience?
**[02:47] N**
This marks a new challenge for
TV Nanana's expedition crew.
# E2 - Top Secret! Mission Impossible
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X0ZDMY/top-secret-mission-impossible)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #2 Top Secret! Mission Impossible
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:16] N**
* TV Nanana has been bought out by*
* the massive Nanazon corporation,*
**[00:21] N**
*putting us all in danger of being laid off.*
**[00:24] 7guchi**
If that maniac finds us, we're done for.
**[00:27] 7Oka**
Quit pushing.
**[00:27] 7guchi**
So don't make any noise, got it?
**[00:30] 7oka**
Quit pushing!
**[00:31] 7guchi**
Listen up, boys...
**[00:32] 7oka**
It hurts.
**[00:33] 7guchi**
If you want the expedition
crew to survive this...
**[00:35] 7oka**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[00:36] 7guchi**
...then shut up and follow me!
**[00:38] 7oka**
Boss! You're the one being loud!
**[00:40] 7yama**
So are you, though.
**[00:41] 7oka**
What?!
**[00:41] 7guchi**
Shh! Quiet!
**[00:42] 7oka**
Who's being loud?! Is it you?!
**[00:43] 7guchi**
I just told you, it's you!
**[00:44] 7yama**
You're louder than the banging in the vent.
**[00:44] 7oka**
Is it Nanaguchi?
**[00:47] 7oka**
Boss, we're getting laid
off either way, right?
**[00:50] 7oka**
What's the point in running?
**[00:52] 7guchi**
I wouldn't give up yet.
**[00:54] 7guchi**
If we can net high enough ratings,
**[00:57] 7guchi**
they'll have to reconsider.
**[01:00] 7guchi**
You're heading to a site right now!
**[01:02] 7oka**
Wait, now?!
**[01:05] 7oka**
What's the plan here?
**[01:07] 7oka**
I don't wanna deal with that
weird keena thing again.
**[01:09] 7guchi**
The keena is ancient history!
**[01:12] 7guchi**
The audience is always
hungry for something new!
***SIGN*** Secret Project
***SIGN*** (Reviewed)
***SIGN*** TV Nanana Expedition Crew
**[01:18] 7guchi**
Here, take a look at this.
**[01:22] 7oka**
Let's see here...
**[01:25] 7oka**
Wh-What the?!
***SIGN*** Sure-Fire Discovery!
**[01:28] 7oka**
"Sure-Fire Discovery!"
***SIGN*** - New Project Proposal -
***SIGN*** Sure-Fire Discovery!
***SIGN*** Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure
**[01:29] 7oka**
"Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure!"
**[01:36] 7oka**
Didn't I see this on another network?
**[01:37] 7yama**
I think I did.
**[01:38] 7oka**
Right?
**[01:39] 7yama**
Totally.
**[01:39] 7guchi**
Have you heard about the
Banagawa buried treasure?
**[01:41] 7oka**
Is this for real?
**[01:42] 7guchi**
It's supposed to be some legendary
trove that the Banagawa shogunate
**[01:46] 7guchi**
stashed in the mountains
hundreds of years ago.
**[01:48] 7oka**
We're ripping someone off, aren't we?
**[01:49] 7guchi**
The big networks of the day
***SIGN*** Search for the Banagawa Buried Treasure!!
**[01:51] 7guchi**
dragged their star actors
and writers into the search,
***SIGN*** Mount Nanashiro
**[01:55] 7guchi**
spending a fortune of their own in
the process to make a show out of it!
**[02:00] 7guchi**
It garnered attention from the public
**[02:03] 7guchi**
and had good ratings over the years,
***SIGN*** Search for the Banagawa
Buried Treasure!!
**[02:07] 7guchi**
but in the end, they never found
the treasure, and it was canceled.
***SIGN*** The End
**[02:13] 7guchi**
But if they got high ratings
without even finding anything...
**[02:18] 7guchi**
then actually finding something would
net even bigger ratings, wouldn't it?!
**[02:23] 7oka**
Oh, this is bad.
**[02:24] 7guchi**
So you boys are going to
find the actual treasure
**[02:29] 7guchi**
and score the highest ratings in history!
**[02:34] 7guchi**
You've got no budget,
but you'll figure it out!
**[02:38] 7guchi**
Four! Five! Six!
**[02:42] 7oka**
What're you doing?
**[02:45] 7guchi**
Go, Nanana!
**[02:47] 7oka**
I knew he'd pull something like this!
**[02:50] 7Guchi**
And don't spend any money!
**[02:53] 7Yama**
We know.
**[02:55] 7Yama**
This is how we're starting, huh?
# E3 - Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWE5MEY/excavation-the-mountain-with-legendary-gold)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #3 Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold
**[00:16] N**
*Here at Mount Nanagi, there is a
legend that the Banagawa shogunate*
***SIGN*** Mount Nanagi
**[00:20] N**
*once buried 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold.*
**[00:23] N**
*And now, TV Nanana will be the
one to unearth that treasure!*
***SIGN*** Sure-Fire Discovery!
**[00:28] N**
*Sure-Fire Discovery!*
***SIGN*** Sure-Fire Discovery!
***SIGN*** The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!!
**[00:29] N**
*The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!*
**[00:33] N**
* Long ago, a major TV network failed*
* to discover the buried treasure,*
**[00:36] N**
* despite its vast expenditure*
* of money and manpower.*
**[00:39] N**
*Learning from their mistakes,*
**[00:40] N**
* we will be intentionally using*
* as small a budget as possible,*
***SIGN*** Captain
Nanaoka
***SIGN*** Cameraman
Nanamori
***SIGN*** AD
Nanayama
**[00:43] N**
* and the smallest team*
* possible, in our excavation.*
***SIGN*** Only three staff members!!
**[00:49] Nanaoka**
All right, this oughta do.
**[00:50] Nanamori**
Right.
**[00:51] Nanaoka**
This is good, right?
**[00:53] N**
* Our initial dig spot was blocked by*
* some unexpectedly heavy-duty bedrock.*
**[00:58] N**
* Still, Nanayama's shovel*
* struck the earth repeatedly,*
**[01:00] N**
*even as it warped under the effort!*
**[01:02] Nanayama**
Okay...
**[01:06] Nanayama**
Uh, aren't these for gardening?
**[01:08] Nanaoka**
Smaller shovels means you
can do more delicate work.
**[01:10] Nanayama**
But this is tiny.
**[01:11] Nanayama**
Tiny like what you use to
bury your dead goldfish.
**[01:13] Nanaoka**
Would you get a move on already?
**[01:15] Nanaoka**
All ADs do these days is complain.
**[01:17] N**
*At that moment,*
**[01:18] N**
* we discovered a mysterious hole*
* in a totally different location!*
**[01:21] Nanamori**
Hey, over here! Look at this!
**[01:24] N**
*It was clearly a tunnel dug out by someone.*
**[01:27] N**
* It's safe to assume that the*
* treasure is somewhere down there!*
**[01:30] Nanayama**
What was I even digging for?
**[01:33] N**
* After descending into the shaft,*
* it became clear*
**[01:36] N**
* that this was a tunnel the other*
* network had dug 30 years ago.*
**[01:44] Nanaoka**
This must be a uniform the
staff wore while working!
***SIGN*** Shigesato
**[01:47] Nanaoka**
It's gotta suck to die unfulfilled.
**[01:49] Nanaoka**
I'll find this treasure,
and then you can rest in peace.
**[01:52] N**
*And just then...*
**[01:54] Shichisaka**
Who is it? Who's there?
**[01:57] N**
* A strange voice echoed*
* from within the darkness.*
**[02:00] Shichisaka**
Is someone there?
**[02:03] N**
*The voice seemed to be getting closer.*
**[02:05] Shichisaka**
Hey! You listening?
**[02:07] N**
*Could it be a ghost of the Banagawa clan?*
**[02:10] N**
*The crew is struck with tension!*
**[02:11] Nanamori**
W-W-W-Well...
**[02:11] Nanaoka**
This... is bad, right? I'm freaking out.
**[02:13] Nanayama**
Let's go home.
**[02:14] Shichisaka**
Would you answer me already?
**[02:17] N**
*Just whose voice is that?*
**[02:22] Shichisaka**
Is it really that hard to answer someone?
**[02:25] Shichisaka**
I'm busy down here.
**[02:27] Nanaoka**
Th-That's...
**[02:30] Nanaoka**
One of the actors who participated
in the old excavation show,
**[02:33] Nanaoka**
Shichizaka Koji!
***SIGN*** Actor Shichizaka Koji
**[02:36] Shichisaka**
Who the heck are you guys?
**[02:37] N**
*Shockingly, he has continued
to dig this entire time!*
**[02:42] Nanaoka**
Shichizaka-san, you were still digging?
**[02:44] Shichisaka**
I sure was.
**[02:45] Shichisaka**
You got a problem with my dig,
huh, Shigesato-kun?
**[02:48] Nanaoka**
Uh, th-that's not me.
**[02:48] Nanamori**
Wrong guy.
**[02:49] Nanayama**
I'm not Shigesato, either.
**[02:51] Shichisaka**
Wait, so which one of you is Shigesato?
**[02:52] Nanaoka**
Sir, none of us. None of us is him.
**[02:53] Shichisaka**
Huh? Shigesato-kun.
**[02:55] Nanaoka**
Wrong again, sir.
**[02:55] Shichi**
Shigesato—
**[02:56] Nanaoka**
Sir, no.
**[02:57] Shichisaka**
Huh?
# E4 - Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYME55956/obsession-the-actor-who-didnt-know-when-to-stop)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #4 Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop
**[00:16] 7oka**
* As we were filming our search for*
* the Banagawa buried treasure,*
**[00:19] 7oka**
*we encountered the actor Shichizaka Koji.*
***SIGN*** Actor
Shichisaka Koji
**[00:22] 7saka**
You boys can't just barge in
here without permission.
**[00:24] 7saka**
What station are you from, anyway?
**[00:26] 7oka**
TV Nanana, sir.
**[00:27] 7saka**
Wow, talk about the minor leagues.
**[00:32] 7saka**
Well, just don't get in the way of my dig.
**[00:34] 7oka**
I had no idea you were still looking
for the treasure down here.
**[00:38] 7saka**
I bet you didn't!
It's been thirty years, after all.
**[00:41] 7oka**
Thirty years?!
**[00:43] 7oka**
How much have you managed
to dig in all that time?
**[00:45] 7saka**
Enough to amount to half the
volume of the Tokyo Dome, I'd say.
**[00:46] Crew**
Really?
**[00:47] Crew**
That much?!
**[00:47] 7saka**
Well, it's a big mountain, y'know!
**[00:49] 7saka**
And I didn't find any gold,
but I did find a little hot spring.
**[00:52] 7oka**
A hot spring, really?!
**[00:53] 7saka**
Just a little one, really.
**[00:54] Crew**
Wow...
**[00:55] 7oka**
I guess I've always had what you
might call an addictive personality.
**[01:00] 7oka**
Even after the show was canceled,
**[01:02] 7oka**
I found myself still at it
down here with my partner.
**[01:06] 7oka**
He used to come out here
just about every day, too.
**[01:10] 7oka**
But lately things at his
company have been picking up,
**[01:13] 7oka**
so he's been too busy to come by,
**[01:14] 7oka**
even though he was the one
most excited about the dig!
**[01:17] 7oka**
It's a real shame.
**[01:20] 7oka**
Not that it matters,
because I've learned...
***SIGN*** Burial
Records
**[01:24] 7oka**
that up ahead, there's a secret door
that leads to the buried treasure.
**[01:28] 7oka**
That's awesome!
**[01:30] 7saka**
That's the culmination
of thirty years of effort!
**[01:33] 7saka**
And when I find it, I get
to keep it all for myself!
**[01:36] 7saka**
That's 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold, all for me!
**[01:39] 7saka**
Kind of a greedy guy, aren't you?
**[01:41] 7saka**
That's not sanitary.
**[01:42] 7yama**
I wish I hadn't seen that.
**[01:43] 7saka**
That's gonna be some sweet cash...
**[01:46] 7saka**
What're you doing?
**[01:48] 7oka**
Well, let's find it quick,
and we can split it 50/50!
**[01:50] 7saka**
What are you talking about? You trying
to capitalize on the tunnels that I dug?
**[01:53] 7saka**
Your station really must be cheap.
Just get out of here already!
**[01:56] 7saka**
Come on, get a move on. You're in the way.
**[01:56] 7oka**
No, no, no, no! No way!
**[01:58] 7saka**
Buzz off! I don't need help from
some no-budget TV network.
**[02:02] 7oka**
Okay, how about a 80/20 split, then?
**[02:03] 7saka**
I said no! Now get lost! Go away!
**[02:04] 7oka**
90/10, then! 90/10!
**[02:05] 7saka**
Even that's too much.
**[02:07] 7saka**
Nope.
**[02:07] 7oka**
100/0, then! How about that?
**[02:07] 7mori**
Chief! I found that secret door!
**[02:11] Both**
No way!
**[02:12] 7saka**
Seriously?
**[02:14] 7saka**
It's real!
**[02:15] 7yama**
Well, I was just poking
around, and there it was.
**[02:17] 7saka**
Poking?!
**[02:18] 7yama**
Yeah, I just blew away some
dirt, and it was underneath.
**[02:20] 7saka**
Blew?!
**[02:21] 7oka**
Shichisaka-san, how did you miss that?!
**[02:23] 7saka**
I mean, who would think...
**[02:25] 7oka**
Look how easy it was to find!
**[02:27] 7saka**
What in the hell were those bakufu
people thinking?! Damn it all!
**[02:33] N**
* And so, we discovered the secret door*
* leading to the buried treasure.*
**[02:38] 7saka**
So, hey! Let's find it together
and split it 50/50, okay?
**[02:41] 7saka**
Come on, pretty please?
**[02:42] 7oka**
Get over it already, would you?!
**[02:43] 7saka**
Look, I've been doing this
for thirty years, y'know!
**[02:46] 7oka**
No means no!
**[02:46] 7saka**
What about a 60/40 split?
**[02:47] 7oka**
Not happening.
**[02:48] 7saka**
No? What about 80/80?
**[02:49] 7saka**
I'm offering 80/80—
**[02:50] 7oka**
What does that even mean?
**[02:51] 7oka**
How does an 80/80 split
work? That's not math!
**[02:52] 7saka**
90/90, then.
**[02:53] 7oka**
We're not doing 90/90, either.
**[02:55] 7saka**
100/100!
**[02:56] 7oka**
You get nothing, okay? Sheesh.
# E5 - Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6VD1J8D6/cunning-traps-set-by-the-bakufu)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #5 Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu
**[00:16] N**
* TV Nanana takes their first*
* steps beyond the hidden door*
**[00:19] N**
*that leads to the Banagawa buried treasure.*
**[00:26] 7Mori**
There's a whole different vibe down here...
**[00:29] 7oka**
I bet this place is haunted.
It feels that way, right?
**[00:31] 7mori**
It does.
**[00:32] 7oka**
Or is a ghost already here?
**[00:34] 7yama**
I'm not a ghost.
**[00:36] 7oka**
It's just you!
**[00:37] 7oka**
You spooked me.
**[00:37] 7yama**
Of course it's me.
**[00:38] 7oka**
Man, that was scary.
**[00:40] 7saka**
This is no place for a bunch of
amateurs to be going alone.
**[00:43] 7saka**
Right? It might be dangerous.
***SIGN*** Actor Who's Studied the Buried Treasure
Shichizaka Koji
**[00:45] 7oka**
Shichizaka-san, you can't be down here!
**[00:47] 7saka**
Now, wait a sec—
**[00:48] 7oka**
Authorized personnel only! Go on, get out!
**[00:50] 7saka**
There's a bunch of traps down here.
Think you can handle that?
***SIGN*** Burial
Records
**[00:55] 7saka**
I could go with you...
**[00:57] 7saka**
I'll even appraise the treasure for you!
**[00:59] 7oka**
Enough already!
**[00:59] 7saka**
And all I ask is half!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Yeah, thanks, but no!
**[01:02] 7oka**
I appreciate the offer. Now go away!
**[01:03] 7saka**
But you boys can't...
**[01:04] 7saka**
I doubt you know how to appraise...
**[01:05] 7oka**
That hurts!
**[01:06] 7saka**
Hey, watch it!
**[01:07] 7oka**
Shut up and go home!
**[01:10] 7oka**
Man, he doesn't know when to quit.
**[01:12] 7mori**
But what're we gonna do
if there really are traps?
**[01:14] 7yama**
Maybe we could use Shichizaka-san's help.
**[01:16] 7oka**
He's just bluffing so he can hog the treasure!
**[01:19] 7mori**
Yeah, but what if there really are traps?
**[01:21] 7oka**
There are no traps!
**[01:21] 7yama**
We could probably use Shichizaka-san's help.
**[01:22] 7oka**
There are no traps!
**[01:23] 7oka**
Crap, it's the boss!
**[01:25] 7oka**
Yeah, Boss?
**[01:26] 7oka**
Oh, really?
**[01:27] 7oka**
Understood.
**[01:30] 7oka**
So it turns out... there are traps.
**[01:32] 7yama**
See?
**[01:33] 7mori**
This is what I was worried about!
**[01:35] 7mori**
Well, I'll go get Shichizaka-san.
**[01:37] 7oka**
Come on, there's need for that.
**[01:40] 7mori**
You still think so?
**[01:41] 7mori**
If there are traps, it'll be
dangerous without an expert!
**[01:43] 7oka**
I said it's fine!
**[01:44] 7mori**
I'm gonna get him.
**[01:45] 7oka**
Don't bother!
**[01:46] 7mori**
I don't wanna walk into a trap!
**[01:48] 7oka**
Yeah, but we don't need him!
**[01:48] 7mori**
But I'm scared of traps!
**[01:49] 7mori**
I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna—
**[01:50] 7oka**
You dumbass!
**[01:52] 7oka**
Listen, man. You know what'll happen
if he becomes a part of this shoot?
**[01:57] 7oka**
What'll happen? You mean...
**[01:59] 7oka**
like him taking half the treasure?
**[02:02] 7oka**
It means we have to pay him!
**[02:04] Sign**
MINIMAL BUDGET
**[02:07] 7yama**
Well, that's cheap.
**[02:08] 7oka**
Our station doesn't have that kind of leeway!
**[02:11] 7oka**
We have to move on! Just us!
**[02:12] 7mori**
That's easy for you to say, but how
are we gonna find the traps?
**[02:15] 7oka**
Who do you think you're talking to?!
**[02:18] 7oka**
With the razor-sharp senses I have
**[02:19] 7oka**
that have guided us through countless
dangers, in spite of our tiny budget...
**[02:23] 7oka**
I will detect all the cunning
traps that the bakufu set!
**[02:29] 7oka**
Follow me!
**[02:31] 7oka**
Huh? Wha...
**[02:34] 7yama**
What happened to those razor-sharp senses?
**[02:37] 7oka**
Hey, what do we do now?
**[02:39] 7yama**
Want me to go get Shichizaka-san now?
**[02:41] 7oka**
Maybe...
**[02:43] 7oka**
Wait, hang on a sec.
**[02:45] 7oka**
But if we have to pay him...
**[02:47] 7oka**
I bet he's not cheap.
**[02:49] 7oka**
What should we do?
**[02:49] 7yama**
Well, if you're really not
sure, you wanna just fall?
# E6 - Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJ07586/salvation-meeting-someone-in-showbiz)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #6 Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz
**[00:16] 7oka**
Hey, Nanayama! You all right?
**[00:18] 7yama**
I'm okay.
**[00:20] 7oka**
Cool, we're gonna go on ahead.
**[00:21] 7yama**
Please do— Wait, you're leaving?
**[00:25] 7yama**
Holy crap, they really did it.
**[00:29] Mouse**
What're you doing?
**[00:32] 7yama**
I don't know how to answer that...
**[00:33] Mouse**
You...
**[00:33] 7yama**
I'm kind of dangling.
**[00:36] Mouse**
Oh, is this one of those pitfall things?
**[00:38] 7yama**
It is... one of those "things," yes.
**[00:39] Mouse**
Boy, you sure fell for a basic trap, huh?
**[00:42] 7yama**
Could you maybe stop staring and help me?
**[00:44] 7yama**
Is there anything I can do?
**[00:45] Mouse**
Oh, I know how to get you out.
There's a secret trick to it.
**[00:49] 7yama**
A secret trick?
**[00:50] Mouse**
Yep.
**[00:50] 7yama**
Look, it can be a well-known trick.
Could you just use it to help me?
**[00:53] Mouse**
Wait, mister, are you in showbiz?
**[00:56] 7yama**
I guess, yeah, but could you—
**[00:57] Mouse**
That's so cool!
**[00:59] 7yama**
No, it's—
**[00:59] Mouse**
You're in showbiz!
**[01:01] 7yama**
Just behind the scenes.
**[01:02] Mouse**
Do you use, like, showbiz jargon?
**[01:05] 7yama**
Sure, sometimes...
**[01:06] Mouse**
Say something.
**[01:08] 7yama**
Well, there's "Giroppon."
**[01:10] Mouse**
What's that?
**[01:11] 7yama**
It's what we call Roppongi.
**[01:12] Mouse**
Wow, that's real TV stuff!
**[01:15] 7yama**
And there's "headlights on full-blast."
**[01:17] Mouse**
Oh, what's that one?
**[01:18] 7yama**
It means big boobs.
**[01:20] Mouse**
That's so cool!
**[01:21] 7yama**
So could you maybe help me now?
**[01:24] Mouse**
I can do that, sure.
**[01:25] Mouse**
Okay... Tell a joke first,
then I'll save you.
**[01:28] 7yama**
A joke? Look, I'm not a comedian...
**[01:31] Mouse**
Tell one.
**[01:33] 7yama**
I can't just... What do you—
**[01:35] Mouse**
Yeah, but you've probably
seen that kind of thing
**[01:38] Mouse**
in the studio lots of times, right?
**[01:40] 7yama**
Well, yeah, while I'm working,
but that's just watching—
**[01:43] Mouse**
If you don't have one of your own,
just tell me one you've heard.
**[01:46] 7yama**
Are you really gonna help me if I do?
**[01:48] Mouse**
I've helped a bunch of people who did.
**[01:51] 7yama**
People told you jokes?
**[01:52] Mouse**
Sure!
**[01:53] 7yama**
Wait, they just... told you jokes?
**[01:55] Mouse**
They did!
**[01:57] Mouse**
So, what've you got?
**[01:59] 7yama**
I mean...
**[01:59] Mouse**
Do you have anything?
**[02:03] 7yama**
You... You ever open your fridge,
**[02:08] 7yama**
even when you know there's nothing in it?
**[02:12] Mouse**
Nah, not like that.
**[02:15] 7yama**
What, what do you mean?
**[02:16] Mouse**
I do know what that's like
because I've opened a fridge.
**[02:20] Mouse**
But do you have, like, a funny joke?
**[02:24] 7yama**
So sometimes, when the train is crowded,
**[02:27] 7yama**
it'll stop at a station,
**[02:29] 7yama**
and you get off just so
you don't block the door,
**[02:31] 7yama**
but then no one gets off.
Talk about embarrassing!
**[02:35] 7yama**
You ever put on new shoes in
the house and just walk around,
**[02:39] 7yama**
before you start really wearing them?
**[02:41] Mouse**
I've never done that before.
**[02:42] 7yama**
No, you don't answer!
It's a rhetorical question!
**[02:44] Mouse**
Oh, it is?
**[02:44] 7yama**
You're not gonna help me at all, are you?
**[02:45] Mouse**
Oh, my bad! I guess that was
pretty TV of you. Sorry.
**[02:49] 7yama**
I mean, I work behind the scenes, okay?
**[02:52] 7yama**
Plus, how am I supposed to be funny
when I'm dangling here? Seriously.
# E7 - A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24V5506/a-fixed-price-on-demand-foreign-tv)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] ---**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #7 A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV
**[00:17] 7yama**
You really know where
the buried treasure is?
***SIGN*** Nezuo
**[00:20] Mouse**
Of course I do! It's right this way.
**[00:22] 7yama**
Why are you riding me,
anyway? Walk yourself.
**[00:25] Mouse**
Nah. Hey, hit me with some
more of that showbiz lingo.
**[00:29] 7yama**
You're really into that stuff, huh?
**[00:30] Mouse**
It must be so cool, though...
**[00:32] Mouse**
I mean, you work at a TV station.
**[00:34] Mouse**
That means you're probably friends
with all kinds of celebrities, right?
**[00:38] 7yama**
I definitely wouldn't go that far.
**[00:39] Mouse**
So cool... So are celeb girls really cute?
**[00:42] 7yama**
Well, sure, they are.
**[00:43] Mouse**
What about the news ladies?
**[00:44] 7yama**
Yeah, they're cute.
**[00:45] Mouse**
They're cute, huh?
**[00:46] 7yama**
I'm not really in a position
to judge or anything...
**[00:48] Mouse**
So cool!
**[00:50] 7yama**
We're heading this way, right?
**[00:52] Mouse**
Y'know, I heard something a while ago...
**[00:54] Mouse**
They got these, like, v-vouchers?
**[00:56] Mouse**
Like, you get these vouchers so
you can ride in taxis for free?
**[00:59] 7yama**
That was the old days. Not anymore.
That's a thing of the past.
**[01:00] Mouse**
Must be nice...
**[01:01] Mouse**
Working in TV must be so awesome.
**[01:04] Mouse**
Hey!
**[01:06] Mouse**
Hang on a sec. I know her.
**[01:08] Mouse**
Hey! Nezumi! Nezumi!
**[01:10] 7yama**
Nezumi?
***SIGN*** Nezumi
**[01:11] Nezumi**
Hey, Nezuo!
**[01:11] 7yama**
Her name is literally just "mouse"?
**[01:14] Nezumi**
Whatcha doing?
**[01:15] Nezuo**
This dude works at a TV station!
**[01:17] Nezuo**
He's in show business!
**[01:18] 7yama**
Come on, man...
**[01:19] Mouse**
Come hang out with me and the showbiz guy.
**[01:21] 7yama**
Quit saying it like that!
**[01:21] Nezumi**
No, thanks.
**[01:22] Mouse**
Don't be shy!
**[01:23] Nezumi**
Nah, it's fine. I'll pass.
**[01:24] Mouse**
C'mon, why?
**[01:25] Nezumi**
It's fine.
**[01:26] 7yama**
Hey, she said it's fine.
**[01:27] Mouse**
You don't meet a showbiz pro every day!
**[01:28] 7yama**
She said she doesn't want to! It's fine!
**[01:30] Mouse**
This dude works at a TV station!
**[01:31] 7yama**
Don't bother her, and don't
act like I'm not here!
**[01:33] Nezumi**
But TV Nanana is terrestrial, right?
**[01:35] Nezumi**
That's not really my thing.
**[01:38] 7yama**
See, some people feel that way,
so don't try and force it.
**[01:40] Nezumi**
Anyway, I'm about to binge-watch
a bunch of foreign TV all at once.
**[01:44] Nezumi**
Wanna join me?
**[01:45] Nezumi**
It's a fixed price, and on-demand!
**[01:48] Nezumi**
I bet it'll be way more fun than hanging out
**[01:50] Nezumi**
with the guy from the dirt-poor
TV station. Come on!
**[01:54] Mouse**
Wait, it's on-demand?
**[01:55] Nezumi**
On-demand.
**[01:56] Mouse**
And they have foreign TV?
**[01:56] 7yama**
Look...
**[01:57] Nezumi**
Yeah. It's all on there.
**[01:57] 7yama**
Y'know...
**[01:58] Mouse**
You serious?
**[01:59] Mouse**
Are you serious?
**[01:59] 7yama**
This might sound weird coming from me,
**[02:01] 7yama**
but I wouldn't get involved
with shallow girls, man.
**[02:05] 7yama**
They're always getting swept
up in the next big thing.
**[02:07] 7yama**
There's a lot of them out there!
**[02:09] 7yama**
The whole "Oh, I don't even
watch regular TV anymore" type.
**[02:13] 7yama**
They're like, "I'm enjoying my work so much,
**[02:15] 7yama**
I don't even have time for guys!"
**[02:17] 7yama**
More like they don't want you! Right?
**[02:19] 7yama**
I know the type. They're nothing but trouble.
**[02:22] 7yama**
Huh? What?
**[02:24] Mouse**
I'm heading over to her
place now, so... see ya!
**[02:28] 7yama**
Wait, where's the buried treasure, though?
**[02:30] Mouse**
The what?
**[02:31] 7yama**
The wha... the buried treasure you said—
**[02:33] Nezumi**
Come on, let's go.
**[02:34] 7yama**
Hey, come on!
**[02:36] 7yama**
What the hell, man?
**[02:38] 7yama**
Get back here! I'll even
get you some taxi vouchers!
**[02:41] 7yama**
What's so good about foreign shows, anyway?
**[02:44] 7yama**
They say it has all those seasons, but they
just keep repeating the same material.
**[02:47] 7oka**
Is he okay?
**[02:48] 7yama**
Like, people constantly breaking out of prison,
**[02:50] 7oka**
Let's pretend we didn't see anything.
**[02:50] 7yama**
constantly running around all day and night,
**[02:52] 7yama**
constantly escaping from zombies...
**[02:55] 7yama**
Man, I know a lot about this stuff...
# E8 - Lonely! The Cave Gourmet
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVDQ3ZPR/lonely-the-cave-gourmet)
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**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
***SIGN*** #8 Lonely! The Cave Gourmet
**[00:16] 7yama**
Aw, more instant food today.
***SIGN*** Nanachazuke
**[00:20] 7saka**
And the station can only
afford the cheap stuff.
**[00:22] 7saka**
Kind of kills your motivation.
**[00:27] 7oka**
Okay, I'm gonna whip up something
tasty today. You two relax!
**[00:30] 7saka**
Oh, wow!
**[00:32] 7saka**
Wait...
**[00:33] 7saka**
Can the captain actually cook?
**[00:35] 7yama**
Can't say I've seen him do it before.
**[00:37] 7oka**
Well, this won't open,
so the whole box can go in.
**[00:40] 7yama**
The box, too?
**[00:41] 7oka**
What is this, a knight piece?
Sure, that can go in.
**[00:43] 7yama**
What the...
**[00:44] 7oka**
All right, that does it!
**[00:45] 7oka**
Now I just add the Expedition
Team's secret sauce
**[00:48] 7oka**
and let it simmer until it's done!
**[00:53] 7saka**
*So this is Cave Bouillabaisse.*
**[00:55] 7saka**
* It looks a little weird, but I*
* guess I'll start with the broth.*
**[01:17] 7saka**
* The robust seasoning sends a wave*
* throughout my exhausted body.*
**[01:29] 7saka**
*Tender.*
**[01:31] 7saka**
*This meat is so tender, it melts.*
**[01:33] 7saka**
*So tender, I could eat the bone.*
**[01:37] 7saka**
* And the pieces are large,*
* which makes it so satisfying.*
***SIGN*** "Cave Bouillabaisse"
Made by boiling ingredients found in a cave.
The ultimate in low-budget dining.
**[01:45] 7saka**
* There's a treasure trove of different*
* flavors buried within this soup.*
**[01:55] 7saka**
* Right now, I'm discovering one*
* valuable artifact after another...*
**[02:00] 7saka**
*The treasure hunter of eating on a shoot.*
**[02:08] 7saka**
* But staring at the soup like this*
* makes me crave something else...*
**[02:14] 7saka**
*That's it!*
**[02:16] 7saka**
*A white angel has descended.*
**[02:22] 7saka**
*Soup and rice...*
**[02:25] 7saka**
*It's so good. It's warming me right to the core.*
**[02:31] 7saka**
*Cave soup is a true treasure.*
**[02:34] 7saka**
* I'll be able to handle tomorrow's*
* shoot with no problems now.*
**[02:39] 7yama**
I gotta say, this soup turned out really good.
**[02:41] 7oka**
I know, right?
**[02:43] 7oka**
It's 'cause I used fresh, local ingredients!
**[02:46] 7yama**
What's this meat?
**[02:48] 7oka**
Oh, that?
**[02:49] 7oka**
It's a bat that I caught.
# E9 - Onward! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRP5JNKKR/onward-nanaokas-expedition-crew)
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**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
***SIGN*** #9 Onward! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
***SIGN*** The Ballad of TV Nanana
**[00:25] Sign**
TV Nanana's Official Song
**[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[00:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Is it a big company? Nah
**[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
**[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are their productions lavish? Nah
**[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
**[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics**
All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics**
You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
**[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have the best ratings? Nah
**[01:33] Sign**
Frugality + First
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew's Ratings
**[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew
**[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
**[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana Nanana
**[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[02:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
**[02:17] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
**[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Lots of affiliates? Nah
**[02:25] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
**[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
**[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, nah, nah, nah
**[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana Nanana
**[02:51] Nanayama**
I'm freezing.
**[02:53] Nanayama**
Give me back my peel.
**[02:55] Nanayama**
Come on, give me my coat back.
# E10 - Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XDJ21Y/onslaught-a-dark-terrifying-enemy)
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**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
***SIGN*** #10 Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy
**[00:20] Bat**
I am the ruler of this cave,
the prince of bats!
**[00:25] Bat**
The name's Damon!
***SIGN*** Damon
**[00:27] Bat**
TV Nanana!
**[00:29] Bat**
You thought you could just turn one
of my people into bouillabaisse, huh?
**[00:32] Bat**
Well, this time we're gonna cook you
up like plantains and devour you!
**[00:37] Bat**
Say your prayers!
**[00:38] Bat**
You punks! You clowns! You jerks!
**[00:43] 7oka**
What is that tiny thing?
**[00:44] 7mori**
He's really not intimidating at all.
**[00:46] 7mori**
This is the kind of material that
gets thrown out in editing.
**[00:50] Bat**
Go ahead and do your worst!
**[00:52] Bat**
I might be small, but I'm
as fierce as they come!
**[00:56] 7oka**
I'm really not feeling it.
**[00:59] 7oka**
Can't we figure a way to fix this?
**[01:00] Bat**
Hey! You listening?!
**[01:03] 7mori**
Maybe we can use editing to make him scarier?
**[01:05] 7mori**
Like this.
***SIGN*** CG Effects In Progress
**[01:07] Bat**
Huh?
**[01:08] 7oka**
This might make him look more impressive.
**[01:10] 7yama**
Hey, yeah, this could work.
**[01:11] Bat**
What is this?!
**[01:12] 7oka**
Maybe we can have him breathe fire?
**[01:16] 7oka**
Like a giant monster, y'know! That's cool.
**[01:20] 7oka**
It's still kinda lacking impact, though.
**[01:23] 7yama**
Can't we use CG to make him look bigger, too?
**[01:27] 7mori**
We can use copy and paste
to make more of him.
**[01:30] 7oka**
Oh, awesome! Now we're talking!
**[01:32] 7oka**
It's starting to look intimidating.
**[01:33] Bat**
Y-You can't just make more of me!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Y'know, I say we go hog wild!
**[01:38] 7oka**
Don't sweat the details,
just fill the whole screen up!
**[01:41] 7oka**
Throw it all on there!
***SIGN*** We're nearly to the buried treasure!
***SIGN*** Facing down the giant bat swarm!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
Expedition Team
**[01:43] Sign/7oka**
Throw a bunch of text on there, too.
**[01:45] Sign/7yama**
Okay...
**[01:45] 7oka/sign**
Some cut-ins, too! A whole bunch!
**[01:47] 7yama/word balloon**
Isn't this overdoing it?
**[01:49] 7mori/WB**
It's getting annoying to look at...
**[01:50] Sign/7oka**
You gotta go hard if you
wanna get ratings nowadays!
**[01:53] Sign/Bat**
Hey!
**[01:54] Sign/Bat**
Quit throwing so much crap on me!
**[01:57] Sign/Bat**
I wish you TV people would just stop
**[01:59] Sign/Bat**
throwing so much unnecessary info on the screen!
**[02:02] 7yama/WB**
Where'd the bat go?
**[02:04] 7oka/WB**
The bat's not important!
**[02:06] 7yama/wb**
I thought the bat was the main attraction?
**[02:07] 7oka**
It doesn't matter! Forget the bat!
**[02:09] 7oka**
We need more text, and more cut-ins!
**[02:10] 7yama/wb**
I think the screen's crowded enough...
**[02:12] 7oka/sign**
This is exactly what the viewers want!
**[02:15] 7mori/WB**
They're gonna change channels...
**[02:16] 7oka/sign**
No way!
**[02:16] 7oka/sign**
No way!
**[02:17] 7oka/sign**
This won't scare them off.
**[02:18] 7yama/WB**
It looks like someone pressed the guide button...
**[02:20] 7oka/signs**
Y'know what? That's fine!
**[02:22] 7oka/signs**
Throw the guide menus on there, too!
**[02:23] 7yama/signs**
Like weather forecasts
and traffic updates?
**[02:24] 7oka/signs**
Put it up!
**[02:26] 7oka/signs**
Do it!
**[02:26] 7yama**
This is crazy.
**[02:27] Bat**
Enough already!
**[02:29] Bat**
You can't even see me anymore!
**[02:34] Bat**
Ah, back to normal. What a relief!
**[02:37] Bat**
Now then, we're eating well tonight!
**[02:40] Bat**
Time to feast on some ripe bananas!
**[02:44] ---**
Huh?
**[02:49] 7oka**
You know these guys?
**[02:51] 7yama**
Well, that saves us the trouble
of copying and pasting...
# E11 - Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR5PD30GR/danger-the-freezing-ice-cavern)
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**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
***SIGN*** #11 Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern
**[00:17] Bat**
Get back here, you no-budget TV station!
**[00:20] Bat**
This time we're gonna gobble you up!
**[00:23] Bat**
Say your prayers!
**[00:24] 7oka**
Damn it! You'll never catch me!
**[00:27] Bat**
What a tasty banana!
**[00:29] Bat**
What a tasty banana! Ha-ha-ha!
**[00:33] 7oka**
Screw you, you flying rat! Buzz off!
**[00:35] 7mori**
Captain! We haven't gained
any ground this whole time!
**[00:41] Bat**
Take a good look at the ground.
**[00:43] 7oka**
Hang on a sec...
**[00:45] 7oka**
Wh-What the heck?!
**[00:47] Bat**
This is a frozen cave coated in slippery ice.
**[00:49] Bat**
The temperature here is a constant -40°!
***SIGN*** Minus 40 Degrees
**[00:56] Bat**
You can run all you want!
It'll just be a waste of energy!
**[01:02] 7oka**
Crap, they've surrounded us!
**[01:06] Bananas**
Slippery... So slippery... Slippy...
**[01:09] 7oka**
Hurry it up, guys!
**[01:10] Bananas**
Okay... okay... careful...
**[01:12] 7oka**
Oof, this is rough!
**[01:13] 7mori**
Hup!
**[01:14] Bat**
All right, boys! Time to chow down!
**[01:18] Bat**
Start feasting on these ripe bananas!
**[01:21] 7oka**
No! Please spare us! I'm begging you!
**[01:26] 7oka**
Start with my assistant!
**[01:27] 7oka**
Directors don't taste good! We're all gamy!
**[01:28] 7yama**
Why?
**[01:30] Bat**
Well, we're short on runtime here,
**[01:33] Bat**
so without further ado, it's time to eat!
**[01:35] 7oka**
Wait! No, wait!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Don't! Don't do it!
**[01:38] 7oka**
Don't eat me!
**[01:39] 7oka**
We haven't found the
buried treasure yet!
**[01:49] Bat**
Why are these bananas so dang *hard*?!
**[01:54] 7oka**
H-Huh?!
**[01:55] Bat**
My signature fangs!
**[01:58] 7mori**
Captain... I think the low
temperature froze our peels solid!
**[02:04] 7oka**
You're right!
**[02:07] 7oka**
So this means...
**[02:09] 7oka**
that we can use these, doesn't it?!
**[02:12] 7oka**
Dun da-dun!
***SIGN*** Nail
**[02:15] 7oka**
In a -40° environment,
**[02:17] 7oka**
you can hammer a nail with a banana!
**[02:19] 7mori**
Oh, I think I've seen this before.
**[02:22] 7yama**
That takes me back.
**[02:24] 7oka**
Come on, you guys start nailing,
too! It's a lot of fun!
**[02:28] 7oka**
Drive them in there! Just like that!
**[02:35] 7oka**
Okay, now we can get up this wall!
**[02:38] Expedition team**
Four!
**[02:39] Expedition team**
Five!
**[02:40] Expedition team**
Six!
**[02:41] Expedition team**
Nanana!
**[02:45] 7oka**
Man, I'm so glad I'm a banana!
**[02:48] 7mori**
We made it!
**[02:48] 7oka**
We're saved!
**[02:50] 7mori**
Yay!
**[02:52] 7yama**
We do have regular hammers, you know.
# E12 - Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G624VZZKY/out-of-control-the-subterranean-railway)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway
**[00:17] 7oka**
*We had no idea all along*
**[00:20] 7oka**
* that beneath the long, arduous path*
* that led to the buried treasure,*
**[00:25] 7oka**
*there was a tunnel dug for messengers.*
**[00:32] 7oka**
I wish we'd known about this sooner.
**[00:35] 7oka**
It's so much easier!
**[00:37] 7yama**
I'm kinda ticked about it.
Let's just move this thing.
**[00:39] 7oka**
You're right. Let's find that
buried treasure already!
**[00:42] 7oka**
Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho!
**[00:43] 7yama**
Heave-ho...
**[00:44] 7oka**
Too slow, Nanayama!
**[00:46] 7oka**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[00:47] 7yama**
You're going a little too fast.
Could you slow down a—
**[00:48] 7oka**
Quit slacking!
**[00:50] 7yama**
I'm not slacking.
**[00:51] 7oka**
You're always slacking off, man.
**[00:53] 7yama**
Uh, look ahead.
**[00:55] 7yama**
The track's about to get a little wild.
**[01:01] 7oka**
Uh, never mind. Let's head back.
**[01:04] 7yama**
We can't, we're on a decline. It's too late.
**[01:06] 7oka**
Pump that thing! Come on!
**[01:08] 7yama**
It won't help. It's even getting steeper!
**[01:09] 7oka**
Come on! We need to go back!
**[01:11] 7yama**
We're gaining speed!
**[01:12] 7oka**
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[01:17] Trio**
Make it stop!
**[01:19] Trio**
Wow!
**[01:24] Trio**
Hey, I think it took our picture.
**[01:28] 7oka**
I'm gonna hurl...
**[01:29] 7yama**
Please don't! It's gonna fly right to me!
**[01:31] 7mori**
I think I am, too...
**[01:32] 7yama**
Seriously, please don't!
I'm gonna catch all of it!
**[01:36] 7mori**
Captain, look, up ahead!
**[01:38] 7mori**
The rails stop at the edge!
**[01:40] 7oka**
Just like in the movies!
**[01:42] 7yama**
What movie is that?
**[01:43] 7yama**
Seriously, which movie? Tell me, quick!
**[01:46] 7oka**
We're gonna have to go as fast
as we can and try to jump it!
**[01:48] 7yama**
But seriously, which movie?
Which one do you mean?
**[01:51] 7yama**
It's bothering me now!
You gotta tell me!
**[01:53] 7yama**
Before it's too late! Before it's too late!
**[01:55] 7oka**
It was Indi... Indi—
**[01:58] 7yama**
*E.T.*?
**[01:58] 7oka**
*Indiana Jones*!
**[02:00] 7yama**
Did you say *E.T.*?
**[02:00] 7oka**
No, *Indiana Jones*.
**[02:01] 7yama**
Oh, *Indiana Jones*.
**[02:02] 7yama**
I thought that was the one with the boulder.
**[02:04] 7mori**
There was a mine cart, too.
**[02:05] 7yama**
Oh, there was?
**[02:07] 7yama**
I had no idea.
**[02:12] 7oka**
That was close...
**[02:13] 7mori**
I guess there are rails down here, too.
**[02:15] 7oka**
I can't believe it. It's a miracle.
**[02:18] 7oka**
I guess they do happen.
**[02:19] 7oka**
Wait, what is that?!
**[02:21] 7oka**
It's a subway train!
**[02:22] 7yama**
Since we're so deep,
I bet it's the Nanboku line.
**[02:24] 7oka**
Forget that, just pump it!
Quick, pump it, pump it!
**[02:25] 7oka**
Oh, right!
**[02:26] 7yama**
It's getting closer!
**[02:29] 7oka**
Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[02:30] 7yama**
Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Express
**[02:34] 7oka**
Where the heck are we?!
***SIGN*** Giroppon 1-Chome
***SIGN*** Giroppon 1-Chome
**[02:44] Trio**
Boss!
**[02:44] Trio**
Hey, boss!
**[02:46] Trio**
Boss!
**[02:46] Trio**
We're here! Over here!
**[02:48] Trio**
Look over here!
**[02:49] Trio**
Pull us over the white line!
**[02:51] Trio**
Boss!
**[02:52] Trio**
Pull us over the white line!
**[02:54] Trio**
Boss!
**[02:55] Trio**
Pull us over the white line!
**[02:56] Trio**
We're over here!
# E13 - Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24VQXJ6/arrival-phantoms-of-the-banagawa-shogunate)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #13 Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate
**[00:17] 7oka**
Hey, we ended up in
the Edo period somehow!
**[00:20] 7oka**
We must've traveled through time...
**[00:22] 7yama**
Yeah, right. This is just
the Edomura theme park.
**[00:25] 7oka**
Edomura?
***SIGN*** Mount Nanashiro
**[00:26] 7oka**
Then the buried treasure is in Nikko?
***SIGN*** Nikko
**[00:32] 7oka**
Huh?
**[00:33] 7oka**
Y-You know these guys?
**[00:35] 7mori**
Wait, look at them!
**[00:37] 7mori**
That's the Banananbo Shogun
along with Oshichi Kuranosuke!
***SIGN*** Banananbo Shogun
***SIGN*** Oshichi Kuranosuke
**[00:41] 7oka**
You're right!
**[00:42] 7mori**
And that's Shichikawa Goemon
with one of the Shichisengumi!
***SIGN*** Shichikawa Goemon
***SIGN*** Shichisengumi
**[00:46] 7oka**
I bet the Edomura people are putting
on a free swordfighting show for us
**[00:50] 7oka**
since we showed up to film here!
**[00:52] 7oka**
I wanna thank all of you performers!
**[00:55] 7yama**
Yeah, thank you.
**[00:56] 7oka**
All right, I'll even give you some
tips on how to make it really good!
**[01:01] 7oka**
I'm a director from a major
television network, after all!
**[01:06] 7oka**
For the opening, you've gotta have Abarenbo
riding by, with Mount Fuji in the background.
***SIGN*** Banananbo Shogun
**[01:11] 7oka**
And a "da-dun!" sound.
**[01:12] 7oka**
Could you, like, jump from that
tower with no safety harness?
***SIGN*** Directing the Swordfighting Show
**[01:17] 7oka**
Don't give me "I can't." You can do it!
**[01:18] 7oka**
And as soon as you land, jump straight
into attacking Abarenbo here.
**[01:21] 7oka**
Right, right, right.
**[01:22] 7oka**
Kuranosuke, just shut up and bang
on that taiko drum, all right?
**[01:26] 7oka**
Kondo! Don't just stand there!
You gotta attack, too.
**[01:29] 7oka**
What do you think the sword's for?
**[01:30] 7oka**
You can actually stab him if you want.
**[01:32] 7oka**
And then, when Kondo attacks,
bang that taiko.
**[01:35] 7oka**
The taiko!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Come on, you ought to be able to ad-lib
basic stuff like this, Kuranosuke.
**[01:40] 7oka**
How many years have you
been playing that thing?
**[01:42] 7oka**
Abarenbo! Would it kill you to look
at the camera like you're supposed to?
**[01:45] 7oka**
That's the shot we're looking for!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Okay, Kondo, you hold on to the taiko,
**[01:49] 7oka**
and then, Kuranosuke,
you swipe it back from him.
**[01:52] 7oka**
Right, just like that! You've got it!
**[01:54] 7oka**
Now, after you jump down, just...
**[01:55] 7oka**
Oh, that's the boss.
**[01:56] 7oka**
Boss! It turns out the buried
treasure is in Nikko.
**[01:59] 7oka**
The swordfighting show's about to start,
so I'll call you back when it's over.
**[02:02] Boss**
*Hey, idiot! That's not Edomura!*
**[02:06] Boss**
*It's a giant underground chamber*
**[02:09] Boss**
*the Bakufu dug to hide the buried treasure!*
**[02:13] 7oka**
A chamber?
**[02:15] Boss**
* In order to keep intruders*
* away from the treasure,*
**[02:17] Boss**
* the Banagawa Bakufu built a*
* huge castle in that chamber,*
**[02:20] Boss**
*and they hid the buried treasure inside it!*
**[02:24] 7oka**
So we're still underground?
**[02:26] 7yama**
Yet your phone's working.
**[02:28] Boss**
* You three are going to*
* sneak into that castle*
**[02:31] Boss**
* and find that buried treasure,*
* no matter what.*
**[02:34] Boss**
*Got it?! I wish you luck.*
**[02:40] Boss**
* And just so you know,*
* the mechanical dummies you'll see*
**[02:43] Boss**
*will attack without warning.*
**[02:47] Boss**
*So watch yourselves.*
**[02:52] 7oka**
This shoot is over! We're pulling out!
# E14 - Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJWNM8R/tragedy-death-of-a-tv-crew)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #14 Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew
***SIGN*** Prison
**[00:17] 7oka**
*The crew of TV Nanana has been
captured by the forces of the Bakufu.*
**[00:20] 7oka**
*Will we able to escape?*
**[00:25] 7oka**
Man, these just aren't coming loose.
**[00:27] 7oka**
Nanayama, you're into this kinda thing, right?
**[00:30] 7oka**
Hurry up and untie us.
**[00:31] 7yama**
This is a bit beyond me.
**[00:33] 7yama**
A ball gag would be nice, though...
**[00:35] 7oka**
Yeah, I guess you're more
on the hardcore side...
**[00:37] 7oka**
Man, come on!
**[00:39] 7oka**
No good! Let's give up.
**[00:41] 7yama**
It seems a little too soon to do that.
**[00:42] 7oka**
This is the hardest kind of bondage
to undo! It's hopeless!
**[00:46] 7yama**
You sure you're not the more
knowledgeable one here?
**[00:47] 7oka**
This isn't happening...
**[00:49] 7oka**
Well, dying on the scene of a shoot
is an honor for a TV crewman!
**[00:52] 7oka**
Let's do it with dignity!
**[00:55] 7oka**
Nanayama.
**[00:55] 7yama**
Yeah?
**[00:56] 7oka**
Do an impression.
**[00:57] 7yama**
What?
**[01:01] 7yama**
Where'd that even come from? I don't get it...
**[01:03] 7oka**
Come on, man!
**[01:04] 7oka**
It's like a death poem, only an impression!
**[01:06] 7yama**
A death... impression?
**[01:07] 7oka**
If you work in TV, you bust out your
best impression right before you die!
**[01:10] Sign**
"Death Impression"
Where someone in TV performs an impression before dying
**[01:11] 7yama**
I've never heard of that.
What's the point, exactly?
**[01:14] 7oka**
You've gotta really nail it
so I can rest in peace! Please!
**[01:22] 7yama**
I'm Ayu.
***SIGN*** AD Nanayama's Death Impression
**[01:24] 7oka**
It's Ayu!
**[01:25] 7yama**
Hey, arena, it's Ayu!
**[01:27] 7oka**
It's Ayu...
**[01:28] 7oka**
It's actually Ayu. I knew
you could do it. Well done.
**[01:31] 7yama**
Good morning.
**[01:32] 7oka**
Here we go...
**[01:34] 7yama**
I guess I'll brush my teeth.
Ayu's gonna brush her teeth.
**[01:38] 7oka**
Yeah, that's it. That's great.
**[01:40] 7oka**
More. Gimme more.
**[01:40] 7yama**
Toothpaste... Oh, Ayu dropped her toothpaste.
**[01:45] 7oka**
More. A little more.
**[01:48] 7yama**
Ayu's going out.
**[01:49] 7oka**
There you go! That's it!
**[01:52] 7yama**
Ayu... only wears long... long shoes!
**[01:56] 7yama**
Only boots, that's me, Ayu!
**[01:58] 7oka**
She's got them on! Ayu put her boots on!
**[02:00] 7yama**
But Ayu always forgets something
when she puts her boots on!
**[02:03] 7oka**
That sounds like her!
That's totally like Ayu!
**[02:05] 7yama**
I hope you'll all support me, Ayu!
**[02:07] 7oka**
I do! I'm supporting you, Ayu!
**[02:10] 7yama**
Ayu... is at the convenience store,
**[02:13] 7yama**
buying something heated up, Ayu!
**[02:16] 7oka**
What're you buying?
**[02:17] 7yama**
Okay, everyone, I'm buying it!
**[02:20] 7yama**
Ayu's gonna also get...
**[02:23] 7yama**
this yokan they sell by the register!
**[02:24] 7oka**
Ayu!
**[02:29] Everyone**
What?! What, what the?!
**[02:32] 7oka**
Who's that?
**[02:33] 7yama**
A knife...
**[02:34] 7oka**
That knife looks dangerous!
**[02:35] 7oka**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[02:37] 7ko**
I am the mole kunoichi, Shichiko,
***SIGN*** Mole Kunoichi
Shichiko
**[02:40] 7ko**
of the Banada Three Braves.
I am here to save you.
**[02:44] 7oka**
You're gonna save us?!
**[02:46] 7oka**
Kinda shady-looking, though...
**[02:47] 7yama**
Yeah, that leotard...
**[02:48] 7ko**
Just hold on.
**[02:49] 7oka**
* Out of nowhere, a lady ninja*
* appeared on the scene.*
**[02:52] 7oka**
*But just who is she?*
**[02:55] 7yama**
Ayu did her best!
**[02:56] 7ko**
Shut up!
# E15 - Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0EP74R/glorious-the-kunoichi-dances)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #15 Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances
***SIGN*** Mole Kunoichi
Shichiko
**[00:16] 7ko**
Everyone, follow me and stay close!
**[00:19] 7oka**
Hup, hup! O-Oh!
**[00:19] 7yama**
We just need to keep up?
**[00:21] 7mori**
Wait up, wait, wait up...
**[00:22] 7oka**
Why are you wearing a leotard
if you're a kunoichi, anyway?
**[00:25] 7ko**
I actually just passed the audition
to become a kunoichi last week.
**[00:29] 7yama**
They have auditions? And you got,
what, an honorable mention?
**[00:32] 7ko**
Excuse me? I obviously got top billing!
**[00:32] 7oka**
Maybe it was special recognition.
**[00:34] 7ko**
I won the audition?!
**[00:35] 7ko**
I even have the mastery scroll to prove it!
**[00:38] 7yama**
Mastery?
**[00:39] 7oka**
What, now?
**[00:40] 7ko**
Listen up. For the record, Shichiko...
**[00:43] 7ko**
is still on the market.
**[00:45] 7yama**
Uh, no one asked. And no one cares.
**[00:47] 7ko**
You still don't get it?
**[00:48] 7oka**
Still? What do you mean, "still"?
**[00:48] 7ko**
Come on!
**[00:51] 7ko**
Hup! Whoa!
**[00:55] 7ko**
Ready?
**[00:57] 7ko**
Ready?
**[00:58] 7ko**
Are you ready?!
**[00:59] 7yama**
We're listening.
**[00:59] 7mori**
I am. Ears wide open.
**[00:59] 7oka**
Yeah, go ahead...
**[01:00] 7ko**
If you're ready, then say so!
**[01:02] 7oka**
What do you want from us?!
**[01:04] 7ko**
How am I supposed to know when to proceed?!
**[01:06] 7ko**
Now, listen. I'm going to
infiltrate Banagawa Castle,
**[01:09] 7ko**
and then assassinate the machine shogun
who oppresses the mole people.
**[01:14] 7ko**
You three are going to help me kill him.
***SIGN*** Assassination
**[01:16] 7oka**
Whoa, hang on... We're just
staff for a TV station.
**[01:20] 7mori**
I don't want to assassinate anyone.
**[01:22] 7yama**
Yeah, no one except the director.
**[01:26] 7ko**
Hey, come on!
**[01:27] 7oka**
Now, hang on! Why do we
have to do this, anyway?
**[01:30] 7ko**
Isn't that who you guys are?
**[01:32] 7ko**
The legendary heroes who help
people in their time of need?
**[01:39] 7ko**
The Banadas... Banada? Banada Three Braves.
**[01:43] 7ko**
The Banada Three Braves!
***SIGN*** The Legendary
Banada Three Braves
**[01:47] 7yama**
The Banada three... what?
**[01:50] 7ko**
Look at this. Here.
**[01:51] 7yama**
Where?
**[01:52] 7ko**
The village's historical
portrait of the Three Braves.
**[01:54] 7ko**
It looks exactly like you guys.
***SIGN*** Banada Three Braves
**[01:56] 7mori**
A portrait?
**[01:57] 7oka**
How does this look like us?
**[01:59] 7yama**
It's the right amount of people, but...
**[02:00] 7ko**
Perfect resemblance, right?
**[02:02] 7ko**
And since I went to the trouble
of finding you heroes,
**[02:05] 7ko**
I expect you to keep it together
and do a good job, all right?
**[02:09] 7ko**
Got it, Banada Three Braves?
**[02:12] 7ko**
Now, who are you guys?
**[02:14] Trio**
The Banada Three Braves?
**[02:16] 7ko**
And what're you going to do?
**[02:18] Trio**
An assassination?
**[02:19] 7ko**
Very good. Now you're feeling it.
**[02:21] 7oka**
I've never assassinated anybody before.
**[02:22] 7mori**
And I don't want to.
**[02:26] 7ko**
Come on, you guys, warm up a little.
**[02:29] 7oka**
Warm up?
**[02:31] 7ko**
I guarantee you'll be glad you did later.
**[02:33] 7oka**
No way.
**[02:33] 7mori**
Seriously? Seriously?
**[02:34] 7yama**
Not happening. Too embarrassing.
**[02:35] 7oka**
That footage would come back to haunt us.
**[02:37] 7oka**
Not happening, no way.
**[02:37] 7ko**
What're you talking about?
**[02:39] 7ko**
This... By doing this...
you could build a decent career.
**[02:40] 7oka**
I don't want footage of this. No way.
**[02:41] 7yama**
You're going on with this?
**[02:43] 7oka**
Those steps while wearing a leotard...
No way. It's humiliating.
**[02:45] 7yama**
Nope, nope.
**[02:46] 7yama**
I mean, like...
**[02:46] 7yama**
It's...
**[02:47] 7yama**
M-My parents would be
ashamed of me, so no.
**[02:49] 7ko**
Just do it, I said!
**[02:49] 7yama**
So scary.
**[02:51] 7yama**
Very scary.
**[02:52] 7oka**
Way, way too scary.
**[02:52] 7ko**
Come on...
**[02:52] 7mori**
Very, very scary.
**[02:53] 7yama**
From both the front and the rear, it's scary.
**[02:55] 7ko**
Come on, just... Hey, come on!
# E16 - Thrills! Stormy Clouds Over Banagawa Castle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJWXQ3R/thrills-stormy-clouds-over-banagawa-castle)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #16 Thrills! Stormy Clouds
Over Banagawa Castle
**[00:17] 7oka**
* We began our infiltration*
* of Banagawa Castle.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
Hup! Hup! This way! Hup, hup, hup!
**[00:26] 7yama**
I don't seem to be g-gaining
any ground here... What is this?
**[00:29] 7yama**
Why am I still in the same place? Huh?
**[00:32] 7mori**
Oh, I'm gonna fall... Whoa,
that was close... Careful, careful...
**[00:38] 7ko**
You Three Braves are really something.
***SIGN*** Mole Kunoichi
Shichiko
**[00:39] 7ko**
That's the first time I ever
made it across the moat.
**[00:43] 7ko**
Now we just need to reach the main gate.
**[00:56] 7mori**
Oh, no! The enemy spotted us! What do we do?
**[00:59] 7oka**
Damn it!
**[01:00] 7oka**
Okay! For now, Nanayama will distract
them while the rest of us move ahead!
**[01:04] 7yama**
Again with the power harassment...
**[01:07] 7ko**
Wait! I can use my specialty ninjutsu
to get us through this!
**[01:11] 7ko**
Gimme a second.
**[01:12] 7mori**
Is she okay?
**[01:13] 7oka**
Can she even use ninjutsu?
**[01:23] 7ko**
Mogura Ninja Arts!
***SIGN*** Mogura Ninja Arts
**[01:26] 7oka**
Oh, something's happening!
**[01:27] ---**
Take this!
**[01:35] 7oka**
Uh, she's tossing something
around. What is that?
**[01:38] 7mori**
Wait, caltrops?
***SIGN*** Caltrop Technique
**[01:43] 7yama**
So that bag was just full of caltrops?
**[01:46] 7ko**
Did you guys know that using caltrops
is the ultimate ninja technique?
**[01:49] 7yama**
Seriously?
**[01:50] 7oka**
You gotta be kidding me.
**[01:51] 7ko**
Come on, you guys throw some.
**[01:52] 7oka**
We have to do this, too?
**[01:53] 7ko**
Don't be shy.
**[01:54] 7oka**
I'm not being shy.
**[01:56] 7yama**
We toss them with spoons?
**[01:57] 7ko**
Come on, dump them everywhere!
**[01:59] 7oka**
Dump them?
**[01:59] 7yama**
We can't dump them if we're using spoons...
**[02:01] 7ko**
At the end of the day, if you spread some
cal... caltorp... If you spread caltraps...
**[02:04] 7yama**
She can't even say caltrops.
**[02:07] 7ko**
At the end of the day, if you spread some
caltrops around, things will work out.
**[02:07] 7oka**
Like a new student.
**[02:12] 7ko**
My master told me that.
**[02:13] 7oka**
Seriously?
**[02:14] 7mori**
Hey, but look, the enemies
are stopped in their tracks!
**[02:17] 7mori**
The caltrops are working!
**[02:19] 7oka**
No way, it actually works?
**[02:20] 7yama**
You're right.
**[02:23] 7oka**
*And so, thanks to the the caltrop technique,*
**[02:26] 7oka**
*we were able to infiltrate the castle.*
**[02:30] 7yama**
That bag has been leaking caltrops,
and my feet are really starting to hurt.
**[02:33] 7oka**
Aw, man, I'm bleeding.
**[02:34] 7mori**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[02:35] 7yama**
Could she maybe walk behind us for now?
**[02:37] 7ko**
Come on, remember our warm-up?
Use those steps to dodge them!
**[02:41] 7mori**
This is what the warm-up was for?
**[02:42] 7ko**
Come on!
**[02:43] 7ko**
One-two, one-two, one-two!
**[02:45] 7mori**
That was a one-two, huh?
**[02:47] 7ko**
Come on!
**[02:47] 7oka**
Are we supposed to take
one step back when we do this?
**[02:49] 7ko**
Go!
**[02:49] 7yama**
Seems like it.
**[02:51] 7mori**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[02:53] 7oka**
This hurts! It really hurts!
**[02:54] 7yama**
The embarrassment's honestly
worse than the pain...
# E17 - Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VQP316/rebellion-against-the-mechanical-shogun)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #17 Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun
**[00:17] 7oka**
*Having successfully
infiltrated Banagawa Castle,*
**[00:19] 7oka**
*we finally found the evil machine shogun.*
***SIGN*** Shogun's Chamber
**[00:30] Shogun**
I am the fifth machine shogun,
Banagawa Tsunayoshi!
***SIGN*** Machine Shogun
Banagawa Tsunayoshi
**[00:37] Shogun**
You amateur kunoichi and
dirt-poor TV station...
**[00:40] Shogun**
I'll make short work of you with my own hands!
**[00:43] Shogun**
I will defend this castle!
**[00:48] 7oka**
What a cool voice.
**[00:50] 7yama**
He sounds like a voice actor.
**[00:52] Shogun**
Now, face your judgment!
**[00:55] 7ko**
Listen up! If we can find the power
switch that's hidden somewhere,
**[00:58] 7ko**
all of the mechanical
dummies should shut down.
**[01:03] 7ko**
You Three Braves should spread
out and find the switch.
**[01:06] 7ko**
I'll keep the shogun occupied!
**[01:10] Shogun**
You there.
**[01:12] Shogun**
Even if you're an amateur,
expect no mercy from me.
**[01:14] 7ko**
I was the top pick at my audition!
I'm not an amateur anymore!
**[01:20] Shogun**
Then behold the secret techniques of
three centuries of the Banagawa clan!
**[01:27] Shogun**
Banagawa...
**[01:31] Shogun**
Crash!
**[01:34] Shogun**
Compassion For All Living Things Spin!
***SIGN*** Compassion
**[01:37] Shogun**
Crisis Rice Riot!
***SIGN*** Rice
**[01:43] Shogun**
Dangerous Uprising!
***SIGN*** Uprising
**[01:48] Shogun**
Black Ships Shock!
***SIGN*** Open Country
**[01:52] 7oka**
Those are some cool moves.
**[01:54] 7mori**
Awesome...
**[01:55] 7oka**
They're so amazing, you can't help staring.
**[01:57] 7oka**
I wanna be like him.
**[01:59] 7oka**
And what the heck is this mess?!
**[02:02] 7oka**
She's tossing caltrops again!
**[02:04] 7ko**
Hey, crap shogun!
**[02:06] 7ko**
Gutter punk!
**[02:07] 7oka**
And she's just talking trash...
**[02:10] 7oka**
Makes it hard to tell who the bad guy is.
**[02:12] 7yama**
I kinda don't think anyone is.
**[02:16] 7ko**
All right, trash shogun!
Get ready for some of this!
**[02:20] Shogun**
Stop that! No spitting!
**[02:22] 7ko**
Here's some more!
**[02:24] Shogun**
Then I shall, as well!
**[02:27] 7yama**
You think they're trying
to give each other the flu?
**[02:29] 7ko**
Put a sock in it!
This is how I won that audition!
**[02:32] 7ko**
This is what got me the grand prize!
**[02:34] 7yama**
I don't know what you
want me to say to that...
**[02:34] 7ko**
Go! Shut up and go!
**[02:36] 7oka**
We're not exactly slacking, y'know.
**[02:37] 7ko**
I said go!
**[02:39] 7oka**
So pushy...
**[02:41] 7yama**
No, look...
**[02:42] 7oka**
Come on, quit spitting.
**[02:43] 7ko**
Now!
**[02:44] 7yama**
I'd honestly prefer the caltrops.
**[02:46] 7ko**
This is grand prize spit!
**[02:48] 7oka**
Shut up! What kind of grand prize is that?
**[02:50] 7yama**
She's gone from all caltrops to all spit.
**[02:52] 7ko**
It's a grand prize-class...
**[02:55] 7ko**
Grand prize-class...
# E18 - Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0X4X2V6/astonishment-the-ad-with-the-super-skill)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #18 Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill
**[00:17] 7oka**
*The breathtaking battle
between the mole kunoichi*
***SIGN*** Kunoichi
***SIGN*** Shogun
**[00:20] 7oka**
*and the mechanical shogun rages on.*
**[00:29] 7yama**
Hey, Captain, maybe you should
get in there and help.
**[00:32] 7oka**
I'm not really seeing any
room for me to intervene.
**[00:35] 7yama**
Really?
**[00:37] 7oka**
Wait, look!
**[00:38] 7oka**
There's the power switch!
***SIGN*** Power switch
to cut off the shogun's power
**[00:41] 7oka**
If we can flip that,
the shogun will lose power!
**[00:44] 7mori**
Captain, let's sneak behind
them and throw the switch.
**[00:52] 7oka**
Hang on a sec.
**[00:54] 7oka**
There are too many caltrops.
We can't get any closer!
***SIGN*** Caltrops
**[00:59] 7oka**
Well, this sure was stupid.
**[01:02] 7oka**
Why'd she have to toss them over here?
**[01:07] 7oka**
W-Well? Can you reach it?
**[01:08] 7mori**
No, not even close.
**[01:09] 7yama**
You couldn't tell just by watching?
**[01:11] 7oka**
Go!
**[01:12] 7mori**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[01:13] 7oka**
Come on, boys, go!
**[01:14] 7mori**
You're not moving forward at all, Captain.
**[01:17] 7yama**
Though I think the way the caltrops are
poking my feet is improving my circulation.
**[01:20] 7oka**
Then keep on moving forward!
**[01:22] 7yama**
It still hurts, though...
**[01:25] 7oka**
Hey, h-hang on, whoa, stop, stop.
Stop shaking down there!
**[01:25] 7yama**
Can you reach?
**[01:27] 7mori**
Nope, nope, nope, nope!
**[01:28] 7yama**
Can you reach it? Are you there?
**[01:29] 7oka**
Hell no!
**[01:30] 7mori**
Leaning this far is...
**[01:31] 7oka**
Hey, stop shaking!
**[01:32] 7yama**
This isn't happening. Let's...
Let's try something else.
**[01:32] 7oka**
Just... just push it!
Get in there and... boop!
**[01:35] 7oka**
Quick.
**[01:36] 7yama**
Okay, what if I throw you over
there with a giant swing,
**[01:39] 7yama**
and then you hit the switch?
**[01:40] 7oka**
Uh, no, because right after I do,
I'll land in those caltrops.
**[01:44] 7yama**
Well, how else do we reach it?
This isn't working.
**[01:47] 7oka**
Yeah, I guess not.
**[01:48] Shogun**
You thieving scoundrels!
**[01:51] Shogun**
For trying to plunder the
buried Banagawa treasure,
**[01:55] Shogun**
I, Tsunayoshi, as the
fifth mechanical shogun,
**[01:58] Shogun**
shall vanquish you!
**[02:04] 7oka**
Let's just give up.
**[02:05] 7yama**
That seems a bit abrupt.
**[02:06] 7oka**
My feet hurt, okay? This shoot is canceled.
**[02:09] 7oka**
Let's give up on the buried treasure.
**[02:11] 7oka**
Nanayama, do a death impression.
**[02:13] 7yama**
No way. I'm not gonna go through that again.
**[02:16] 7oka**
Come on, man, do it.
**[02:19] 7yama**
Wait, hang on a second.
**[02:21] 7yama**
I think the poking has really
helped with my circulation...
**[02:25] 7oka**
Just get to the death impression.
**[02:27] 7yama**
Okay, so my arms are gonna stretch,
and I'm gonna hit the button.
**[02:33] 7yama**
You know how your arms sometimes stretch?
***SIGN*** "Sometimes at TV Nanana"
***SIGN*** Due to under-staffing, sometimes
an AD's arms will be really stretchy.
**[02:36] 7mori**
That... doesn't happen.
**[02:37] 7yama**
Yours don't get stretchy when
you soak them in warm water?
**[02:40] 7oka**
Dude, we're not slime creatures.
**[02:42] 7yama**
They kinda go "bwooo" and
extend, all languid-like.
**[02:45] 7oka**
Hey, kunoichi, say something.
***SIGN*** Applause!
**[02:48] 7ko**
Grand prize...
**[02:50] 7yama**
Thanks for that.
**[02:53] Shogun**
TV Nanana...
**[02:56] Shogun**
is dreadful.
# E19 - Infiltration! The Giant Tower
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR9VQ3Z86/infiltration-the-giant-tower)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #19 Infiltration! The Giant Tower
**[00:16] 7oka**
* Our crew has managed to reach*
* the interior of the castle tower*
***SIGN*** Legend of the Buried Treasure
**[00:20] 7oka**
*where the buried treasure is located.*
**[00:24] 7oka**
Ugh, and here we are in
another place full of traps!
**[00:29] 7oka**
Watch yourselves.
**[00:30] 7oka**
Move carefully. Watch, I'll go first.
**[00:32] Duo**
Okay.
**[00:33] 7oka**
Ready?
**[00:33] Both**
Okay.
**[00:35] 7oka**
And here I go!
**[00:41] 7oka**
Got it? Now, follow me.
**[00:43] 7yama**
We're pretending that didn't happen?
**[00:44] 7oka**
I've never been in a place like this before.
**[00:46] 7yama**
You're editing this one yourself, aren't you?
**[00:48] 7oka**
Follow my lead.
**[00:50] 7oka**
Okay, here we go... ready, and...
**[00:51] 7mori**
Er, wait, what?
**[00:53] 7oka**
Huh?
**[00:53] 7yama**
Do you suck that bad? Can you not even jump?
**[00:55] 7oka**
Wait, why...
**[00:56] 7yama**
Do you not know how to jump?
**[00:58] 7oka**
Why didn't it...
**[00:59] 7yama**
What do you mean, why?
**[01:01] 7oka**
You...
**[01:01] 7yama**
I think you might be trying to jump too soon.
**[01:02] 7oka**
Who is?
**[01:03] 7oka**
Too soon? But, I mean...
**[01:04] 7mori**
We want to jump past this. Hurry up.
**[01:05] 7yama**
I jumped, seriously.
**[01:07] 7yama**
What button are you pressing?
**[01:09] 7oka**
You press B to dash, right?
**[01:10] 7yama**
You don't have to dash! What?
**[01:12] 7oka**
B is dash, right?
**[01:13] 7yama**
Just watch us, okay?
**[01:14] 7yama**
Here we go. We're jumping it.
**[01:16] 7oka**
Okay.
**[01:16] 7yama**
See how easy that was?
**[01:17] 7oka**
Wait, but that's...
**[01:18] 7mori**
It's really easy.
**[01:19] 7yama**
We're even carrying gear.
**[01:21] 7oka**
Look, I get it.
**[01:23] 7yama**
So come on.
**[01:24] 7oka**
Yeah, but... it's just... y'know...
**[01:26] 7yama**
Aw, come on.
**[01:29] 7yama**
Huh?
**[01:30] 7mori**
From the beginning again?
**[01:31] 7oka**
Look, I did jump. Something's weird here.
**[01:33] 7oka**
Maybe I need more forward momentum.
**[01:35] 7yama**
That's true. At least you get that much.
**[01:36] 7oka**
What am I doing wrong?
**[01:38] 7oka**
Hey, there's a zombie!
**[01:39] 7yama**
See?! Look what happened!
**[01:40] 7mori**
It's the machine dummy!
What do we do, what do we do?
**[01:42] 7yama**
This happened because you
were taking too long.
**[01:44] 7mori**
Uh, let's just take my peel off, and there!
**[01:46] 7mori**
Okay!
**[01:48] 7oka**
All right! He slipped and fell. Good.
**[01:50] 7yama**
We're going on ahead.
**[01:51] 7mori**
We're gonna see what things are like ahead.
**[01:52] 7oka**
H-Hang on, what am I supposed to do?
**[01:54] 7yama**
Just hold on for a sec. Just a sec.
**[01:55] 7mori**
There's a rope. That should be easy.
Just hop off of here,
**[01:58] 7mori**
and then use this to go up...
**[02:00] 7oka**
You guys gonna be okay by yourselves?
**[02:02] 7mori**
Yeah, we're fine.
**[02:03] 7yama**
Okay, okay, okay.
**[02:04] 7mori**
Oh, hey, there's some bouillabaisse here.
**[02:07] 7mori**
Now this is some delectable bouillabaisse...
**[02:10] 7oka**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a sec!
Don't eat that bouillabaisse!
**[02:13] 7oka**
Hey, stop!
**[02:15] 7oka**
Look, now the bat's here,
because you ate it!
**[02:19] 7yama**
There's a bat where you are?
**[02:20] 7oka**
There is! Who's gonna beat him?
**[02:23] 7yama**
Okay, hang tight for a sec. I'll be right there.
**[02:25] 7oka**
Nanayama!
**[02:26] 7yama**
I'm on the way.
**[02:27] 7oka**
Hurry! He's coming at me!
**[02:28] 7yama**
Check this out. look how fast I can go.
**[02:30] 7oka**
The bat's almost here!
**[02:31] 7yama**
Here we go.
**[02:32] 7yama**
My special technique, caltrops!
**[02:35] 7yama**
There! Got it!
**[02:36] 7oka**
All right, nicely done, Nanayama.
**[02:38] 7yama**
I did it.
**[02:39] 7oka**
That was good work. Excellent!
**[02:40] 7yama**
Thanks.
**[02:40] 7oka**
Nice!
**[02:41] 7yama**
Right.
**[02:42] 7oka**
Just what I'd expect from my AD.
**[02:44] 7yama**
Why'd you try to walk over here?
**[02:46] 7mori**
Hey, wh-what happened?
**[02:49] 7yama**
Did you just get so excited that
you tried to walk over to me?
**[02:52] 7oka**
Well, I tried to jump...
**[02:55] 7yama**
We're never getting past
the first stage, are we?
# E20 - Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6J0P3XVR/intrusion-annoying-amateurs)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #20 Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs
**[00:17] 7oka**
* The TV Nanana crew finally located*
* the legendary buried treasure!*
**[00:23] 7oka**
*But then, the entire safe was taken away.*
**[00:28] 7oka**
Thief! Give that buried treasure back!
**[00:31] 7oka**
*Who could that giant hand have belonged to?*
**[00:37] Cyclops**
'Sup?
**[00:38] 7oka**
Man, you guys again?
***SIGN*** Holy Beast
Cyclops
***SIGN*** Holy Beast
Minotaur
**[00:40] Cyclops**
We figured you'd come after the
buried treasure, so we were waiting.
**[00:44] Cyclops**
When are you gonna do that special on me?
**[00:47] Cyclops**
I've been keeping my schedule clear, waiting.
**[00:49] 7oka**
I made no such promise.
**[00:52] 7oka**
You wouldn't get us good ratings.
**[00:53] Cyclops**
Of course I would.
**[00:54] Cyclops**
Which do you think is more rare,
me or some buried treasure?
**[00:58] Cyclops**
Just write up the outline already.
**[00:59] 7oka**
Give the safe back!
**[01:00] Cyclops**
Yeah, right.
**[01:02] Cyclops**
If you want it back,
just try and take it from me.
**[01:05] 7oka**
Nanayama, go and take the safe back by force.
**[01:09] 7oka**
Dealing with amateurs is one
of an AD's most critical jobs.
**[01:12] Cyclops**
I'm not an amateur.
**[01:14] Cyclops**
I've done voiceovers.
**[01:16] Cyclops**
And I do food segments all the time.
**[01:18] 7oka**
Uh, hello, Mr. Fujinami?
**[01:19] Cyclops**
Not listening, huh?
**[01:21] 7oka**
There's this weird giant
messing with us right now.
**[01:24] 7oka**
Could you maybe teach us some
moves to use on him? Please.
**[01:28] Fujinami**
*Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.*
**[01:31] Fujinami**
* I'm doing this castle tour*
* thing I've gotten into,*
**[01:33] Fujinami**
*so I'm kinda busy...*
**[01:34] 7oka**
Castle tour? Did you go to Himeji again?
**[01:38] Fujinami**
*Oh, Himeji Castle is great!*
**[01:40] Fujinami**
*Y'know, another good one is Hikone.*
**[01:43] Fujinami**
*And the ＃％＄＆～ is good, too.*
**[01:44] 7oka**
Y'know, I thought so, too.
**[01:46] 7oka**
So you really like castles, huh?
**[01:48] Fujinami**
*They're great.*
**[01:49] 7yama**
Ever stayed at a hotel
that looked like a castle?
**[01:51] 7mori**
What the...
**[01:52] Fujinami**
*A castle hotel?*
**[01:53] Fujinami**
*Well, a while back...*
**[01:54] Fujinami**
* There were a lot of inns in*
* Japan that tried to do that.*
**[01:56] 7yama**
Right.
**[01:56] Fujinami**
*They were made of wood and everything.*
**[01:58] Fujinami**
* But nowadays, it's like,*
* the hotels are more modern-style.*
**[02:01] Fujinami**
But if you ask me, I prefer
the wooden sort of—
**[02:05] Fujinami**
Inoki, too... Sometimes after a match,
**[02:07] Fujinami**
we'd go to one of the castle-esque ones...
**[02:08] 7oka**
Is that Mr. Fujinami?
**[02:10] 7mori**
Are you kidding me?
**[02:10] 7yama**
Is that really him?
**[02:11] Fujinami**
Those were good trips.
**[02:12] 7oka**
What is he...
**[02:12] 7oka**
You're kidding me.
**[02:13] 7mori**
Huh?
**[02:13] Fujinami**
Young guys today, you mention
checking out castles to them,
**[02:15] 7yama**
Mr. Fujinami?
**[02:16] Fujinami**
and they vanish into thin air.
**[02:17] 7yama**
That can't be him, right?
**[02:18] 7oka**
No, it definitely is.
**[02:19] Fujinami**
＃＄％＆＃＄％＆.
**[02:20] 7yama**
He's not looking this way at all.
**[02:22] 7oka**
Look at that pink sweatshirt he's got on.
**[02:24] 7oka**
That's the same as the Macho Dragon jacket.
**[02:27] 7yama**
Oh, you're right.
**[02:28] 7mori**
It is.
**[02:30] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami.
**[02:31] Fujinami**
Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.
**[02:33] 7oka**
There he is, the real deal.
**[02:34] 7mori**
It's really him.
***SIGN*** Pro Wrestler
Tatsumi Fujinami
**[02:35] 7yama**
He heard us, right?
**[02:36] 7oka**
What the heck?
**[02:36] 7mori**
He's so close...
**[02:37] 7yama**
For real?
**[02:38] 7oka**
S-So this is the castle you were at?
**[02:39] Fujinami**
Yeah.
**[02:40] 7oka**
Listen, you can keep enjoying the
view, but could you be in our corner?
**[02:43] 7oka**
Just for a while.
**[02:46] Fujinami**
Sure thing.
**[02:47] 7oka**
Sweet!
**[02:48] 7oka**
And so, with Tatsumi Fujinami in our corner,
**[02:50] 7oka**
we set about removing some annoying amateurs.
**[02:53] Cyclops**
Fujinami's got nothing to do with this.
**[02:55] Cyclops**
Don't drag him into it.
**[02:56] Fujinami**
Sure thing.
# E21 - Blaze On! Macho Dragon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4NK03Y/blaze-on-macho-dragon)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #21 Blaze On! Macho Dragon
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The expedition crew has added professional*
* wrestler Tatsumi Fujinami as our corner man*
**[00:20] 7oka**
* and are about to battle the amateurs*
* who are disrupting our shoot.*
***SIGN*** Amateurs
***SIGN*** In their corner
Tatsumi Fujinami
**[00:25] 7oka**
What should he start with?
The textbook way is some grappling.
**[00:27] 7oka**
Or maybe he should go on the offense
to start and nail him with a dropkick.
**[00:30] 7yama**
Please decide faster.
**[00:31] 7oka**
A strong start would be good,
but you've got to be careful early on.
**[00:34] 7oka**
Make the call, Mr. Fujinami.
**[00:36] Fujinami**
You're Hirata, aren't you?
**[00:39] Fujinami**
You're Hirata.
**[00:41] 7oka**
Hirata?
**[00:42] Fujinami**
I know it's you, Hirata.
**[00:45] Cyclops**
Excuse me?
**[00:46] Fujinami**
You're Hirata.
**[00:48] Fujinami**
Hirata...
***SIGN*** ° Mr. Fujinami has confused him
with a rival wrestler
**[00:49] 7oka**
Oh... Oh!
**[00:51] 7oka**
He's... That's Junji Hirata!
**[00:54] 7oka**
He must be here to ruin
Mr. Fujinami's castle tour.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Looks like it might be wise to let
him take care of this personally.
**[00:59] 7mori**
Good idea.
**[01:00] 7oka**
Let's do that, Mr. Fujinami.
**[01:01] Fujinami**
I figured as much.
**[01:03] Fujinami**
Let's do this! You'd better be ready.
**[01:06] Cyclops**
Look, I'm not the Strong Machine.
**[01:09] Cyclops**
I know we've got similar eyes, I'm not him.
**[01:12] Cyclops**
The outfit being similar is
a coincidence, too, I swear.
**[01:16] Cyclops**
Ichimasa Wakamatsu's his manager...
Does this look like Wakamatsu to you?
**[01:20] Cyclops**
He doesn't, right?
**[01:22] Cyclops**
Because he's not.
**[01:22] 7oka**
Quit lying, Hirata!
**[01:24] 7oka**
It's too late!
**[01:25] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami's already in combat mode.
He's totally going to fight you.
**[01:30] Cyclops**
Uh, I thought he was a corner man?
**[01:32] 7oka**
Check it out. He's already getting warmed up.
**[01:35] Cyclops**
Hey, you're right.
**[01:36] Cyclops**
He's even doing his Dragon Calisthenics.
***SIGN*** Dragon Calisthenics
**[01:42] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami!
**[01:43] 7oka**
What will you do about
the weight difference?
**[01:45] 7oka**
Maybe a handicap match?
**[01:46] Fujinami**
Nah, it's fine.
**[01:48] Fujinami**
I can deal with heavyweights.
**[01:50] 7yama**
How does that work?
**[01:51] 7oka**
He's really fired up.
**[01:52] 7oka**
Deal with...
**[01:52] 7oka**
He says he can deal with them.
**[01:53] 7yama**
How's that even work?
**[01:54] 7yama**
They're totally different sizes.
**[01:56] 7oka**
Oh, look!
**[01:59] 7oka**
It's the castle-loving Fujinami's method
**[02:00] 7oka**
of temporarily developing a heavyweight body
**[02:02] 7oka**
by borrowing power from the
shachihoko on a castle's roof!
**[02:04] 7yama**
How do you even know about this?
**[02:06] 7oka**
You don't see this every day.
**[02:08] 7oka**
It's the Shachihoko Muscle Up!
***SIGN*** Shachihoko Muscle Up
**[02:14] Fujinami**
So what do you think about
the shachihoko on this castle?
**[02:17] Fujinami**
Oh, I love these shachihoko.
**[02:18] 7oka**
You do?
**[02:19] Fujinami**
They're curled up just right.
**[02:20] 7oka**
Right.
**[02:21] Fujinami**
Just how they should be.
**[02:22] 7oka**
Do you usually go to Nagoya Castle
when you want to look at shachihoko?
**[02:26] Fujinami**
Oh, Nagoya, with all the gold brocade...
**[02:28] Fujinami**
His plants are done up with gold brocade.
It works for the shachihoko, though.
**[02:29] 7yama**
"His"? Whose? Who's "he"? What the...
**[02:31] 7oka**
Right.
**[02:34] Fujinami**
All right, heavyweight
Tatsumi Fujinami is ready to go.
***SIGN*** Heavyweight
Tatsumi Fujinami
**[02:38] Cyclops**
Uh, you're suddenly giant-sized.
**[02:40] Fujinami**
Thanks for the help, little shachihoko!
**[02:43] 7oka**
*The card has seen a sudden mix-up,*
**[02:45] 7oka**
* but can Mr. Fujinami, heading*
* into battle for TV Nanana,*
**[02:48] 7oka**
*defeat these giant amateurs?*
**[02:52] Fujinami**
Let's do this, Hirata. Say your prayers.
**[02:55] Cyclops**
I'm not actually Hirata, though.
# E22 - Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0X427P6/clash-holy-beast-vs-pro-wrestler)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #22 Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The battle between Tatsumi*
* Fujinami and the holy beasts*
***SIGN*** Buried Treasure
**[00:19] 7oka**
*over the buried treasure has begun.*
***SIGN*** Live from Banagawa Castle Hall!
Tatsumi Fujinami VS Cyclops
**[00:21] Cyclops**
Hey! Hey, Fujinami!
**[00:24] Cyclops**
You're looking pretty gigantic now.
You're just full of surprises, huh?
**[00:28] Cyclops**
I bet you're not even really Fujinami.
**[00:30] Fujinami**
Yeah, I am.
**[00:31] Cyclops**
Nah, I bet you're Yurioka Super Special Q!
**[00:35] 7oka**
Don't just laugh!
**[00:36] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami, say something back!
**[00:37] Cycloips**
You're Yurioka Super Special Q!
**[00:38] 7oka**
No, he's Mr. Fujinami!
**[00:39] 7mori**
Come on, say something back!
**[00:41] 7oka**
I'm not Choshu, but I'm about to get mad.
**[00:43] 7oka**
Oh, Mr. Fujinami's about to get mad.
**[00:45] Cyclops**
Mad? You should go cut
your hair or something.
**[00:49] 7oka**
He's talking about the Flying
Dragon Revolution, Mr. Fujinami!
**[00:51] Fujinami**
Oh, man, I don't know what
to say after that one...
***SIGN*** ° Flying Dragon Revolution
After a match on April 22nd 1988,
Fujinami cut his own hair.
**[00:53] 7oka**
You jerk!
**[00:55] 7oka**
That was a big decision
for Mr. Fujinami, y'know!
**[00:58] Cyclops**
Yeah!
**[00:59] Fujinami**
Oh, crap!
**[01:00] 7oka**
Oh, no! He got behind him
when he wasn't looking!
***SIGN*** The Holy Beasts launch a shocking assault!
The Dragon is in danger!
**[01:02] 7oka**
Now he's attacking with
a weapon! It's a fork!
**[01:05] 7mori**
These amateurs are playing dirty.
**[01:07] 7mori**
Are they that desperate
for their own TV special?
**[01:09] Cyclops**
How do you like that?
**[01:10] 7oka**
Look, Mr. Fujinami's
wearing the crimson mask!
**[01:12] 7oka**
Are you going to be okay, Mr. Fujinami?
That's a lot of blood!
**[01:15] Fujinami**
Wait, really?
**[01:16] 7oka**
It's as much blood as when Akira Madea
kicked you that one time!
**[01:19] Fujinami**
Oh, that.
**[01:21] Fujinami**
That was a rough spot!
**[01:22] Cyclops**
With the kick?
**[01:24] Fujinami**
It landed on my right temple.
**[01:25] 7oka**
That was at Osaka-jo Hall, right?
**[01:27] Fujinami**
Yeah, that was it.
**[01:28] 7oka**
That was really...
**[01:28] Fujinami**
It was really something.
**[01:29] 7oka**
That was a hell of a match.
**[01:31] 7oka**
Oh, man, this is bad!
**[01:32] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami, we're running short on airtime,
**[01:35] 7oka**
so could you go for the finish soon?
**[01:38] Fujinami**
Got it.
**[01:40] Fujinami**
Time for something special.
**[01:42] Fujinami**
I'll use this to wrap things up today.
***SIGN*** The Dragon's counterattack
Can he pull it off? The legendary finishing move!
**[01:46] 7oka**
He's absorbing shachihoko power again!
**[01:49] Fujinami**
Here we go!
**[01:51] 7oka**
He's got him from behind!
**[01:52] 7oka**
That position... is the Dragon Suplex?!
**[01:55] 7mori**
No, the angle is sharper than usual!
**[01:58] 7mori**
The impact is going to be devastating!
It's a shachihoko version!
**[02:01] 7oka**
It's the Shachihoko Suplex.
**[02:03] Sign**
Shachihoko Suplex
**[02:05] 7oka**
And that's it! He nailed it!
**[02:06] 7mori**
Yes!
**[02:08] 7oka**
* And so, we successfully*
* reclaimed the buried treasure.*
**[02:13] 7oka**
Nice going, Mr. Fujinami! Thank you so much!
**[02:15] 7mori**
We really appreciate it.
**[02:16] 7oka**
Are you not gonna go for the
1-2-3 with a pin or anything?
**[02:19] Fujinami**
I don't really do that stuff outside the ring.
It's embarrassing, y'know?
**[02:22] 7oka**
Is there any kind of celebration
you do after a win?
**[02:24] Fujinami**
Well, before, I was like, "I did it!"
**[02:29] 7oka**
Very normal.
**[02:29] 7yama**
That's really... normal.
**[02:30] 7mori**
Normal indeed.
**[02:32] 7oka**
Shockingly so.
**[02:32] 7yama**
I think all athletes do that.
**[02:34] Fujinami**
But it's all I've really got...
**[02:35] 7oka**
Well, in that case...
**[02:36] 7mori**
Fair enough.
**[02:37] 7oka**
You wanna go ahead?
**[02:38] 7yama**
Really?
**[02:39] 7oka**
Let's go ahead and do that.
**[02:40] 7yama**
We're just gonna do it right now?
**[02:41] 7oka**
Is it too sudden?
**[02:42] Fujinami**
It's usually a heat of the moment thing...
**[02:43] 7yama**
Well, if you would, please...
**[02:44] 7oka**
Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
**[02:45] Fujinami**
Right.
**[02:45] 7oka**
Match the tone of the moment.
**[02:46] 7yama**
Yeah.
**[02:48] Fujinami**
I did it!
**[02:49] 7oka**
He did it!
***SIGN*** The first time anywhere!
Buried treasure, unearthed!
**[02:50] 7yama/mori**
He did it.
**[02:53] 7oka**
He did it!
**[02:54] 7yama**
Okay, what was that?
**[02:55] 7yama**
Is this really what we're closing with?
# E23 - Collapse! In the Giant Cave
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4N8X2Y/collapse-in-the-giant-cave)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #23 Collapse! In the Giant Cave
**[00:17] 7oka**
*The cave suddenly began to collapse.*
**[00:20] 7oka**
* And so, with the buried treasure in our*
* possession, we attempted a hasty escape.*
**[00:25] 7oka**
Heave!
**[00:26] Fujinami**
Ho.
**[00:27] 7oka**
Heave!
**[00:27] Fujinami**
Ho.
**[00:28] Fujinami**
Ho. Ho. Ho.
**[00:30] 7yama**
That's amazing, Mr. Fujinami... so intense.
**[00:33] 7yama**
I feel like my arm might pop off.
**[00:34] 7yama**
Mr. Fujinami's power just
got us past the Nanboku line.
**[00:35] Fujinami**
Ho.
**[00:36] 7mori**
Whoa...
**[00:37] 7yama**
We don't really need to be here, do we?
**[00:39] 7yama**
Just look at all the power
he's generating by himself.
**[00:44] 7oka**
Man, this ice isn't budging...
**[00:46] 7oka**
What do we do now?
**[00:47] 7mori**
What do we do?
**[00:47] 7yama**
What to do...
**[00:48] Fujinami**
I've got this.
**[00:51] Fujinami**
Dragon Rocket!
**[00:53] 7oka**
The Dragon Rocket!
***SIGN*** Dragon Rocket
**[00:54] 7yama**
That's the move he uses to dive
on opponents outside the ring.
**[00:57] 7yama**
I'd never seen it before.
**[00:58] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami, you used that
one on El Canek, too, right?
**[01:01] Fujinami**
Probably.
**[01:02] Fujinami**
I've used it on lots of guys.
**[01:04] 7yama**
He totally forgot whether
or not he'd done it...
**[01:05] Bat**
We meet again, TV Nanana!
**[01:09] Bat**
This time I'm going to chow down!
**[01:12] Fujinami**
Dragon Rocket.
***SIGN*** Dragon Rocket
**[01:14] 7oka**
What an awesome day. We got to see it twice!
**[01:17] 7oka**
How's the Dragon Rocket
feeling today, Mr. Fujinami?
**[01:19] Fujinami**
Feeling good today. Nice and sharp.
**[01:20] 7mori**
He really is incredible.
**[01:22] Fujinami**
See, if I don't pull it off right,
the other guy can get away.
**[01:24] 7oka**
Good point.
**[01:25] Fujinami**
So you have to be decisive
about it. No hesitation.
**[01:28] 7oka**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[01:29] 7oka**
You don't have to do it *now*.
**[01:30] Fujinami**
You gotta go all-in.
**[01:32] 7oka**
But not now.
**[01:32] 7yama**
Look, we get it, we get it.
**[01:34] 7yama**
Okay. Okay.
**[01:34] 7oka**
We understood your explanation.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Crap, this whole place is
collapsing! We've gotta go!
**[01:40] 7saka**
Hey, Shigesato!
**[01:42] 7oka**
Mr. Shichisaka's still here?
**[01:43] 7oka**
Mr. Shichisaka, run! The cave's collapsing!
***SIGN*** Actor
Shichisaka Koji
**[01:46] 7saka**
I was digging, and the ground fell in under me!
**[01:47] 7saka**
Help! You've gotta help me, Shigesato!
**[01:51] Fujinami**
Dragon Rocket.
**[01:52] 7oka**
Oh, Mr. Shichisaka!
**[01:54] 7yama**
There he goes...
**[01:55] 7oka**
Shichisaka Koji just fell...
Well, whatever! Keep moving!
**[01:57] 7oka**
Come on, hurry!
**[02:01] 7oka**
Oh, thank goodness.
We ought to be in the clear now.
**[02:05] 7oka**
Let's take a look at the buried treasure.
**[02:08] 7oka**
This is the legendary buried treasure!
**[02:11] Fujinami**
Dragon Safe Cracker!
***SIGN*** Dragon Safe Cracker
**[02:13] 7yama**
You can just open it normally...
**[02:15] 7oka**
* The valuables that had been*
* hidden away by the Bakufu*
**[02:18] 7oka**
*were, in fact...*
**[02:20] 7oka**
Huh?
**[02:21] 7mori**
What the...
**[02:22] 7oka**
What is this?
***SIGN*** Red Hot Charm
**[02:24] 7oka**
* ...the shogun's collection of photo*
* books of sexy gravure models.*
***SIGN*** The shogun's favorite
Gravure photo books
**[02:32] 7oka**
Is this for real?
They said it was a buried treasure.
**[02:36] 7yama**
This is what they hid away?
**[02:38] Fujinami**
Hey, that's good stuff.
**[02:40] 7oka**
It really isn't, Mr. Fujinami!
**[02:41] 7yama**
Mr. Fujinami, don't try and spin this.
**[02:43] 7oka**
This is the furthest thing from
the discovery of the century.
**[02:46] Fujinami**
Isn't this a treasure in its own way?
**[02:50] 7oka**
Mr. Fujinami, you wanna hit these
books with your Dragon Rocket?
**[02:55] Fujinami**
Dragon Rocket.
# E24 - Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYMEW5E56/dismissed-the-tv-nanana-expedition-crew)
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***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** The Thrilling Land of Caves
**[00:05] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** #24 Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:17] Narration**
Here in 1-Chome Giroppon stands TV Nanana.
**[00:20] Office sign**
Expedition Crew
**[00:21] Narration**
After being purchased by Nanazon Prime Video,
**[00:23] Narration**
this station was threatened
by a wave of layoffs,
**[00:26] Narration**
and now the three members of the
expedition crew have returned.
**[00:30] Narrator**
Sadly, they were unable to
uncover the buried treasure,
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
Expedition Crew
**[00:33] Narrator**
and now they face the threat
of losing their jobs.
**[00:35] 7oka**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Producer
Nanaguchi
**[00:37] 7oka**
I thought he was already
laid off, but there's the boss.
**[00:40] 7mori**
Maybe he managed to hang
on by the skin of his teeth.
**[00:42] 7oka**
Boss. Boss!
**[00:44] 7guchi**
Oh, if it isn't Nanaoka!
**[00:47] 7oka**
What are you doing?
**[00:48] 7oka**
Don't you need to pack up and get out of here?
**[00:51] 7guchi**
Didn't you hear?
**[00:53] 7guchi**
There won't be any layoffs.
**[00:57] 7oka**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[00:59] 7oka**
No layoffs?
**[01:01] 7guchi**
Nanazon shifted in a different direction,
**[01:04] 7guchi**
so they're not going to be
purchasing us after all.
**[01:07] 7oka**
For real?
**[01:08] 7guchi**
And when I say they shifted,
**[01:11] 7guchi**
I mean their office building
literally did just that.
**[01:13] 7mori**
Wow, you're right! It's diagonal now.
***SIGN*** Nanazon Building Tilting
**[01:18] 7guchi**
So they scrapped their plan to purchase us,
**[01:22] 7guchi**
and we're back to operating as
we were before they came along.
**[01:28] 7oka**
They've got a proper-looking
building, unlike ours.
**[01:31] 7oka**
I wonder why it suddenly started leaning.
**[01:34] 7mori**
I guess nothing is truly stable.
**[01:36] Narrator**
In truth, the Nanazon home office was built
**[01:38] Narrator**
directly over a massive underground cavern.
**[01:42] Narrator**
The very chamber that the
Banagawa bakufu had occupied,
**[01:44] Narrator**
which the expedition crew explored.
**[01:47] Fujinami**
Shachihoko Suplex.
**[01:50] Narration**
Thanks to Tatsumi Fujinami's
Shachihoko Suplex,
**[01:53] Narration**
the bedrock upon which the
building stands began to crack.
***SIGN*** Nanazon Corporation Executive
**[01:58] Nanazon Exec**
God damn!
**[02:00] Narration**
Well done, expedition crew.
**[02:02] Narration**
It seems you've saved your no-budget
TV station from the threat of layoffs.
**[02:07] 7guchi**
That being the case, we can continue
to make all the programming we want,
**[02:12] 7guchi**
or at least as much as our
tiny production budget allows.
**[02:15] 7guchi**
Isn't that great?
**[02:18] 7mori**
Um, we didn't find the buried treasure,
**[02:20] 7mori**
so what should we do with
the footage we shot?
**[02:22] 7guchi**
I'd hate to waste it, so just
edit it into something watchable,
**[02:25] 7guchi**
and we'll run it in the afternoon
time slot that's usually for movies.
**[02:30] Narration**
And so, TV Nanana manages to defy the odds
**[02:32] Narration**
in order to maintain its
quirky direction, once again.
**[02:37] Narration**
In times of chaos, you must seek out hope
***SIGN*** Emergency Pro-Wrestling Show
**[02:40] Narration**
and pursue it into the future.
**[02:43] Narration**
Beyond that horizon, a new dawn
surely waits for TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** Tatsumi Fujinami's Deathmatch of Destiny!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[02:55] Narration**
The end.
# Season 3
# E1 - Wacky TV Ships Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR5PWDDGR/wacky-tv-ships-out)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #1 Wacky TV Ships Out!
**[00:16] Sign/Narration**
TV Nanana's expedition crew takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana's expedition crew
***SIGN*** takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
**[00:20] 7oka**
A new what?
**[00:21] 7mori**
We're really doing this?
**[00:22] Sign/Narration**
The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
***SIGN*** On the trail of the Kraken!
***SIGN*** The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
**[00:24] Sign/Narration**
On the trail of the Kraken!
**[00:27] Narration**
The Kraken is a massive sea creature whose
sightings date back to the middle ages.
**[00:32] Narration**
It is spotted occasionally in
the seas of Northern Europe.
**[00:35] Narration**
It is a violent oceanic tyrant
responsible for sinking countless ships
**[00:40] Narration**
and gobbling up their crews,
down to the last sailor!
**[00:43] Narration**
And the time has come to discover the
truth about this enigmatic beast!
***SIGN*** Hunt the Kraken!
**[00:49] 7oka**
I don't wanna do that.
**[00:49] 7mori**
That's the last thing I wanna do.
**[00:51] 7oka**
Sounds scary!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:53] Narrator**
Meanwhile, here at TV Nanana,
**[00:56] Narrator**
the situation is more dire than ever before!
**[01:00] Narrator**
There's the fact that young
people are watching less TV,
***SIGN*** Less TV viewership
***SIGN*** Lower ratings
**[01:02] Narrator**
the loss of ratings,
***SIGN*** Reduced ad take
**[01:03] Narrator**
shrinking ad revenue...
**[01:06] Narrator**
Then there's the disinterest
in our original programming,
***SIGN*** Unique content
***SIGN*** Self-deprecation
**[01:09] Narrator**
along with people becoming tired
of our self-deprecating humor!
**[01:14] 7oka**
Man, if people don't like
self-mocking jokes...
**[01:16] 7oka**
That's bad news for us.
**[01:17] 7yama**
That's basically our whole shtick.
**[01:18] 7mori**
Right.
**[01:19] Narrator**
However! If we can find the Kraken,
our company will be saved!
***SIGN*** The hunt for higher ratings!
**[01:26] 7oka**
I guess ratings are all that matter, huh?
**[01:28] 7yama**
So... when do you think
Mr. Fujinami will show up this time?
**[01:31] 7oka**
The thing is, he's not exactly
bringing in the numbers.
**[01:34] 7yama**
He's not?!
**[01:35] 7yama**
He's not getting our numbers up? But he's
had two guest appearances already.
**[01:38] 7oka**
It's mostly just because
we like having him on.
**[01:40] Narrator**
Their destination: the mysterious stretch
of sea said to be the home of the Kraken,
**[01:44] Narrator**
the Banana Triangle!
***SIGN*** Banana Triangle
***SIGN*** Banana Triangle
**[01:47] Narrator**
Will they survive the experience?
**[01:51] Narrator**
If they can make it back alive,
it'll be a real bargain!
**[01:53] Narrator**
Hang tough, expedition crew!
**[01:55] 7oka**
"A real bargain"?
**[01:55] 7mori**
What the?
**[01:56] 7oka**
Is the bargain... our lives?
**[01:58] narration**
Onward to historical achievements!
***SIGN*** Onward to historical achievements!
**[01:59] narration**
Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
***SIGN*** Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
**[02:01] narration**
Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
***SIGN*** Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
**[02:04] 7yama**
That's asking for a whole lot.
**[02:06] Narration**
The TV Nanana series will be
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[02:08] Narration**
dedicating all their resources
on an unprecedented scale...
***SIGN*** dedicating all their resources
on an unprecedented scale!
**[02:12] Narration**
with six stations across the country!
***SIGN*** Six stations across the country
**[02:14] 7yama**
Not many...
**[02:15] Narration**
The number one anticipated
mini-runtime series this season!
***SIGN*** The number one anticipated
mini-runtime series this season
**[02:18] 7yama**
"Mini-runtime"?
**[02:20] Narration**
Hunt down the giant octopus
known as the Kraken!
***SIGN*** Hunting down the legendary giant octopus, the Kraken!
**[02:23] Narration**
Don't miss it!
***SIGN*** Don't miss it!
**[02:26] 7oka**
Boss? Boss!
**[02:28] Vending machine sign**
Food Selection
**[02:28] 7oka**
What's this stuff about an octopus?
**[02:31] 7guchi**
Remember how public broadcasting
**[02:33] 7guchi**
did that special on the giant squid,
and it got good ratings?
**[02:36] 7guchi**
Well, if they're doing a
squid, we'll do an octopus!
**[02:39] 7guchi**
We'll use the octopus to grab higher ratings
**[02:39] Sign**
Employee cafeteria
**[02:41] 7guchi**
and reinvigorate this mess of a company!
**[02:45] 7oka**
That's pretty simplistic thinking...
**[02:47] 7guchi**
I don't care how small your budget is!
Get me that Kraken footage!
**[02:50] 7guchi**
Four! Five! Six!
**[02:52] 7guchi**
Go, Nanana!
**[02:55] 7yama**
I gotta say, I'm not feeling this season, either.
# E2 - Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE0773R/voyage-on-the-good-ship-cost-performance)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 2 Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
**[00:16] 7oka**
The expedition crew boarded
a boat prepared by the station
**[00:18] 7oka**
and headed toward dangerous waters.
**[00:21] 7oka**
This boat apparently has three
lavish meals a day, open-air bathing,
***SIGN*** Super affordable!
***SIGN*** Enjoy a voyage on a chartered boat!
**[00:21] Brochure signs**
Three meals a day Open air-bathing All you can drink
**[00:24] 7oka**
and all the free drinks you want.
**[00:27] 7oka**
But that's a load of crap!
**[00:29] 7oka**
The three meals are all squid,
***SIGN*** Three meals a day
**[00:32] 7oka**
and the bath is a vinyl kiddie
pool with a bucket of seawater!
***SIGN*** Open-air bathing
**[00:35] 7yama**
Smells gross.
**[00:36] 7oka**
Plus the captain is drunk 24/7...
***SIGN*** Captain
**[00:40] 7yama**
So the captain is the one who
can drink as much as he wants?
**[00:43] 7oka**
Man, the station screwed us over again!
**[00:45] 7oka**
Let's cancel and head back.
**[00:47] 7yama**
Nah, I doubt that'd work. It's too late.
**[00:50] 7oka**
What makes you say that?
**[00:53] 7yama**
I mean, do you see any way out of this?
**[00:55] 7oka**
Huh?
**[00:59] 7oka**
Hey, Nanayama. Go get eaten. Act as bait.
**[01:02] 7yama**
What are you talking about?
**[01:03] 7oka**
I mean, they should mellow out a little
after eating one of us, right?
**[01:07] 7oka**
Just... jump in its mouth!
**[01:08] 7yama**
But... But why?
**[01:10] 7oka**
We can use that chance to escape. Go on.
**[01:13] 7yama**
So you'd just be running away?
**[01:15] Captain**
Y'all leave them boys to me!
**[01:18] Captain**
I'm fixin' to show you boys
what a real sailor can do!
**[01:21] Captain**
Keep them eyes peeled—
**[01:24] 7oka**
He's totally red-faced.
**[01:26] Captain**
I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
and he was was bros with Toba Shichiro!
**[01:30] Captain**
So we're gonna be... okay!
**[01:32] 7oka**
Wait, what? Brothers in what sense?
**[01:35] Captain**
Okay, left!
**[01:37] Captain**
And right!
**[01:38] Captain**
And left... is a fake-out for a right!
**[01:42] Captain**
And then up we go!
**[01:44] 7yama**
It's like drunken kung fu.
**[01:45] 7oka**
Wait, was he getting hammered on purpose?
**[01:47] 7mori**
I guess the station wasn't
just looking at the price.
**[01:49] 7mori**
They knew the captain had serious
skills when they chartered this boat!
**[01:53] 7oka**
That has to be it!
**[01:55] 7oka**
With this guy as our captain, we should
be able to make it through anything!
**[01:59] 7yama**
Man, he's really picking up the pace.
**[02:01] 7yama**
These are some tricky moves.
**[02:02] 7oka**
Maybe the captain's on a roll.
**[02:05] Captain**
A little wave like this ain't nothin'!
**[02:10] 7oka**
Whoa, whoa, close one!
**[02:11] 7mori**
Careful now!
**[02:12] 7oka**
Cutting it close, Captain!
**[02:13] Captain**
Nah, nah, nah!
**[02:15] 7yama**
Hey, it's that thing from the *Titanic*!
**[02:18] 7oka**
Wait, is he gonna...
**[02:19] Captain**
Upsy-daisy!
**[02:21] 7oka**
He dodged it!
**[02:23] 7oka**
This is is an amazing
cost-performance ratio.
**[02:25] 7oka**
With this boat, we should be able to get to
the Banana Triangle even with no budget!
***SIGN*** A Focus on Cost-Performance
**[02:30] 7oka**
All right!
**[02:32] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:33] 7oka**
Four! Five! Six!
**[02:33] 7yama**
Four... Five... Six...
**[02:33] 7mori**
Four? Five? Six?
**[02:36] 7oka**
Go, Nana—
**[02:38] 7oka**
Huh?
**[02:41] 7oka**
Captain?
**[02:42] Captain**
Y'all leave this to me!
**[02:45] Captain**
I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
and he's bros with Toba Shichiro!
**[02:50] Captain**
So this'll be no—
**[02:52] 7yama**
So... second episode's the last episode?
**[02:55] 7yama**
What's gonna happen next week?
# E3 - Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G68DE0056/staying-healthy-with-the-unmotivated-adventurers)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 3 Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
**[00:16] 7oka**
Having been swallowed by a whale,
**[00:18] 7oka**
the expedition crew was
looking for a way to escape.
**[00:21] 7oka**
What is up with the insides
of whales? Where's the exit?
**[00:25] Fukuda**
Hey, welcome to the inside of the whale!
**[00:28] Fukuda**
Wait a minute... You guys
are from TV Nanana!
**[00:32] Fukuda**
You filming on location or what?
**[00:33] 7yama**
Who are you?
**[00:34] 7mori**
Wait, look closer!
**[00:36] 7mori**
Isn't that Dafuku-senpai, who went missing?
**[00:39] Fukuda**
Yeah, to tell you the truth, we were trying to film a new Hero Shichihiko season,
***SIGN*** Director of "Hero Shichihiko"
Dafuku-senpai
**[00:43] Fukuda**
but we ended up getting
swallowed by this whale.
**[00:45] Fukuda**
And we just kept getting delayed.
**[00:49] Fukuda**
The inside of a whale is pretty complex,
so there's no way we're getting out.
**[00:52] Fukuda**
So instead of filming the new season,
we decided to live in here.
**[00:56] 7yama**
That's adapting fast.
**[00:57] Fukuda**
You boys oughta move in, too.
It's pretty cool!
**[01:00] 7oka**
You can live inside a whale?
**[01:02] Fukuda**
Of course!
**[01:03] Fukuda**
You wanna see my awesome pad?
**[01:05] Fukuda**
Come along, check it out.
**[01:08] Fukuda**
Here we are. This is where I live.
**[01:12] 7oka**
You live here?
**[01:13] Fukuda**
I figured I might as well enjoy
my life inside a whale,
**[01:16] Fukuda**
so after a few renovations
with the design team,
**[01:18] Sign**
W h a l e L a n d
***SIGN*** Health Center
**[01:19] Fukuda**
it ended up turning into a health spa.
**[01:21] 7mori**
A health spa?!
**[01:22] 7oka**
Wouldn't that piss the whale off?
**[01:25] Fukuda**
We've got all kinds of
different saunas inside.
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Finnish
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Dry
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Mist
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Foot Massage
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Deep Scrub
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Hot Stone Massage
**[01:29] Fukuda**
We offer a large group bath and a cold
bath, too, along with foot massages,
**[01:34] Fukuda**
deep scrubs, hot stone massages,
and a break room you can nap in.
**[01:38] 7oka**
Damn, he actually gets music
acts to perform in this place.
**[01:38] Sign**
Donretsu
**[01:38] Sign**
Special Concert
**[01:41] 7yama**
Here's hoping no one goes missing.
**[01:43] Fukuda**
Fresh food is constantly floating in, so we
never have to worry about what to eat.
**[01:48] Fukuda**
Not only that, but lately, TVs, game systems,
**[01:50] Fukuda**
cell phones, and Wi-Fi routers end up in here,
too, so there's plenty of entertainment.
**[01:55] Fukuda**
In the whale, you leisurely relax
at the sauna, eat something tasty,
**[01:59] Fukuda**
knock back a few drinks,
play some games, and go to bed.
**[02:01] Fukuda**
And every day is like that!
**[02:03] Fukuda**
No commuting, no quotas to hit, no overtime,
and no harassment from your bosses!
**[02:08] 7oka**
Sounds nice.
**[02:10] Fukuda**
I have absolutely no desire to
go back to working in television.
**[02:14] Fukuda**
If you like, you guys can hit up the sauna.
**[02:17] Fukuda**
Heck, you can live in here with us!
**[02:19] (Flashback) Fukuda**
You can live here... live here... live here...
**[02:20] Sign**
Freedom from chasing ratings
**[02:25] 7oka**
Thank you for having us!
**[02:26] 7yama**
Aw, come on, let's get back to the shoot.
**[02:28] 7yama**
The boss is gonna be mad if
we don't land that scoop.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Who cares if he gets mad or not?
**[02:33] 7oka**
I'm done being a slave to ratings.
**[02:35] 7oka**
From now on, I'm living at this spa!
**[02:38] 7oka**
All right, which sauna to use?
**[02:41] 7oka**
It'd be dumb to start with the
cold one and be all like, "Brrr!"
**[02:45] 7yama**
Um, Captain, could you at least
cover up with a towel first?
**[02:49] 7yama**
You keep slipping into my line of sight.
**[02:51] 7oka**
So look at it.
**[02:52] 7mori**
No, no. None of that, please.
**[02:54] 7oka**
Really, look.
**[02:55] 7yama**
No one wants to see a banana's banana.
**[02:56] 7oka**
Look at it.
# E4 - A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVDVQQXY/a-slice-of-heaven-blissing-out-inside-a-whale)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 4 A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
**[00:17] 7oka**
*Inside the body of a sperm whale,*
**[00:19] Sign**
Whale Land
**[00:19] Sign**
Health Center
**[00:20] 7oka**
* we find a place of healing for TV production*
* staff: the Whale Land Health Center.*
**[00:28] 7oka**
* This time around, we'll be*
* recovering from the exhaustion*
**[00:31] 7oka**
* of location scouting in*
* this particular sauna.*
***SIGN*** Sauna Instructor
Dafuku-senpai
**[00:37] Fukuda**
It's time to begin the Löyly.
**[00:40] 7oka**
* Löyly refers to a type of*
* Finnish sauna treatment.*
**[00:46] 7oka**
*The heated breeze generated*
**[00:48] 7oka**
* by a skilled technician creates*
* a refreshing type of perspiration.*
***SIGN*** Löyly
***SIGN*** HEAT
**[00:54] 7yama**
This Löyly stuff is kind
of a pain on the face.
**[01:01] 7oka**
*After the sauna,*
**[01:03] 7oka**
*it's time for a dip in the mineral-rich
seawater bath to cool off our heated bodies.*
***SIGN*** Seawater Bath
**[01:09] 7oka**
I had no idea a trip to the
sauna could feel so good!
**[01:14] 7oka**
* Down here, there's no need*
* for filming on location,*
***SIGN*** Locations
**[01:17] {Sign**
*no worrying about ratings,*
***SIGN*** Ratings
**[01:20] {sign**
*no complaints from viewers,*
***SIGN*** Complaints
**[01:23] {sign**
*no overnight editing marathons,*
***SIGN*** Working late
**[01:26] {sign**
*and no power harassment from the boss!*
***SIGN*** Harassment
**[01:28] 7oka**
*It's pure bliss.*
**[01:31] 7oka**
* What is this feeling of ecstasy?*
* This feeling of satisfaction?*
**[01:37] 7oka**
*Is this what they mean*
**[01:40] 7oka**
* when they say saunas can take you*
* to a state of supreme bliss?*
**[01:45] 7oka**
*Here we go... Here it comes...*
**[01:49] 7oka**
*This is it! This is it! Here we go!*
**[01:55] 7oka**
*I'm blissing out!*
**[01:55] Sign**
Blissing Out
**[02:01] 7oka**
*Boss, thanks for everything.*
**[02:04] 7oka**
* Good luck with the low ratings*
* until your job wraps up.*
**[02:07] 7oka**
*Because I'm spending the rest of my life...*
**[02:10] 7oka**
*enjoying my life!*
**[02:13] 7guchi**
Damn it, Nanaoka!
What are you talking about?
**[02:17] 7oka**
M-My imaginary boss just talked!
***SIGN*** Producer
Nanaguchi
**[02:20] 7guchi**
A sauna feels good because you visit it after
doing your job and working up a good sweat!
**[02:26] 7guchi**
You've barely done squat so far!
**[02:29] 7oka**
S-Sorry, sir!
**[02:30] 7guchi**
Until you get us that scoop
and win the ratings Triple Crown,
**[02:34] 7guchi**
you're banned from the sauna!
**[02:36] Sign**
Sauna
Ban
**[02:37] 7guchi**
Now, get back to work!
**[02:39] 7oka**
Y-Yessir!
**[02:40] 7guchi**
I've always got my eye on you!
**[02:43] 7oka**
That's rough!
**[02:47] 7oka**
Huh?
**[02:48] 7oka**
Man, I was blissing out,
and now it's ruined!
**[02:53] 7oka**
Maybe the boss should take a trip to the
sauna himself every now and then. Jeez!
# E5 - Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRP54JJVR/defend-with-your-lives-the-mini-golden-time-slot)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 5 Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
**[00:16] 7oka**
*Having blissed out in the sauna,*
**[00:18] 7oka**
* we then sought our escape from*
* the inside of the whale.*
**[00:22] 7oka**
Hey, there it is!
**[00:24] 7oka**
That must be the blowhole!
**[00:26] 7oka**
We'll do it old-school and ride out
when the whale shoots its water spout.
**[00:30] 7oka**
All right!
***SIGN*** Pepper
**[00:32] 7oka**
There you go! Have some of that!
**[00:34] 7oka**
Come on, come on!
**[00:35] 7oka**
Got one huge sneeze coming right up!
**[00:40] 7oka**
You guys aren't the ones who
are supposed to sneeze...
**[00:44] 7mori**
Captain, send it up there, please. Up there!
**[00:47] 7mori**
Oh, no! The pepper got into the engine,
and now the boat won't move.
**[00:51] 7mori**
If we don't do something,
we're gonna be digested,
**[00:53] ---**
Lungs
**[00:53] ---**
Stomach
**[00:53] ---**
Anus
**[00:54] 7mori**
and we'll be exiting through the anus.
**[00:56] 7oka**
If we go out through the anus,
**[00:56] ---**
Stomach
**[00:56] ---**
Anus
**[00:57] 7oka**
wouldn't that make us whale... y'know? Damn!
**[01:02] 7yama**
If that happens, I don't know if they'll
want to air this during dinnertime.
**[01:07] 7mori**
And after we landed a time
slot in Golden Time...
**[01:10] 7mori**
It'd be such a shame if
we got taken off the air.
**[01:13] 7oka**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:15] 7yama**
What's he doing now?
**[01:18] 7mori**
Oh, that's Löyly from the sauna!
***SIGN*** Löyly
**[01:20] 7mori**
He's trying to move the air
to send the pepper flying!
**[01:23] 7yama**
Oh, so that's it.
**[01:25] 7oka**
I don't care if we're
only on for five minutes!
**[01:27] 7oka**
We got this slot during Golden Time,
and I'm going to defend it!
**[01:31] 7oka**
Golden Time! Golden Time!
No one's taking our spot!
**[01:36] 7yama**
The pepper's starting to drift upwards!
**[01:38] 7oka**
How's that?! That's Nanalöyly—
the Nanaoka method of heat dispersion!
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:43] 7oka**
Pepper, rise high!
**[01:46] 7mori**
Captain, spin it faster. Get the air going.
**[01:48] 7yama**
Come on, Captain,
swing that thing! Get it going!
**[01:49] 7oka**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:52] 7yama**
That's nowhere near enough air.
**[01:54] 7oka**
Look, I'm working on it!
**[01:55] 7yama**
Still not looking good.
**[01:55] 7oka**
Up we go, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:57] 7yama**
That's not gonna get the pepper high enough.
**[01:59] 7oka**
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go!
**[02:00] 7yama**
Damn, man, you suck. That's way too slow.
**[02:03] 7oka**
Hey, shut up! No one asked you, Nanayama!
**[02:06] 7yama**
This is why you never get promoted.
**[02:08] 7oka**
All right, I've had enough of you.
**[02:09] 7oka**
Gimme your peel, then.
I'm gonna start up a Double Löyly.
**[02:14] 7oka**
Round and round and round!
**[02:17] 7oka**
Go, go, pepper, fly!
**[02:20] 7yama**
Gently, please.
You're gonna rip it otherwise.
**[02:26] 7yama**
Hey, we're out.
**[02:29] 7oka**
Hell yeah! My Double Löyly did the trick!
**[02:32] 7oka**
We've successfully defended
our time slot in Golden Time!
**[02:35] 7mori**
That's a relief!
**[02:37] 7oka**
And no one is ever taking this spot over!
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:41] 7oka**
Let's do it!
**[02:42] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:42] 7yama**
Here we go.
**[02:42] 7mori**
All righty...
**[02:44] 7oka**
Budget or not, we'll manage!
**[02:44] 7mori**
Budget... or not? We'll... manage?
**[02:44] 7yama**
Budget or not... we'll manage.
**[02:48] 7oka**
Four, five, six—
**[02:48] 7yama**
Four, five, six—
**[02:48] 7mori**
Four... five... six—
**[02:55] 7yama**
Good work today.
# E6 - Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDKP33Z6/super-deluxe--5g-communications)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 6 Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
**[00:16] 7oka**
The boat's engine is busted!
**[00:19] 7oka**
We'd better call for a rescue team to save us!
**[00:22] 7oka**
Gimme your cell phone!
**[00:23] 7yama**
The network's been doing so poorly that
**[00:25] 7yama**
they canceled service for all
the employee phones, remember?
**[00:28] 7oka**
You'd think that'd be one of
the last things they'd get rid of!
**[00:31] 7oka**
How are we supposed to contact anyone?
**[00:34] Sign/7guchi**
You guys doing well?
That chartered ship I arranged is pretty good, right?
I made a point to get one with a good cost/performance ratio.
From Nanaguchi
**[00:35] Sign/7guchi**
*You guys doing well?*
**[00:37] 7oka**
It's from the boss!
**[00:38] Sign/7guchi**
* That chartered ship I arranged*
* is pretty good, right?*
**[00:41] Sign/7guchi**
* I made a point to get one with*
* a good cost/performance ratio.*
**[00:44] 7oka**
Doesn't seem like a good choice to me.
**[00:46] 7mori**
Especially considering the engine trouble.
**[00:48] 7guchi**
What? There's engine trouble?
**[00:51] 7yama**
He responded already.
**[00:52] 7guchi**
Don't you dare do anything
dumb like call for a rescue team!
**[00:55] 7guchi**
You boys don't have any
kind of accident insurance,
**[00:58] 7guchi**
so if you call a rescue chopper,
**[01:00] 7guchi**
it's gonna cost an arm and a leg...
**[01:03] 7guchi**
which will mean instant bankruptcy
for a tiny TV station like ours!
**[01:06] 7oka**
He could've at least gotten
us some insurance...
**[01:08] 7guchi**
By the way, you have no international
travel insurance either,
**[01:12] 7guchi**
so if you get sick or injured,
you'll have to tough it out!
**[01:16] 7guchi**
My throat hurts.
**[01:17] 7mori**
I think I'm coming down with something.
**[01:19] 7guchi**
Now, then...
**[01:22] 7mori**
Gotta feel sorry for the pigeon
that was made to deliver this one.
**[01:22] Sign**
Now, then...
**[01:26] 7guchi**
Due to the business difficulty
that TV Nanana is experiencing,
**[01:30] 7guchi**
we will be using these messenger pigeons
instead of cell phones for communications,
**[01:34] 7guchi**
in order to cut back on expenditures.
**[01:37] 7oka**
Can we seriously get a hold
of anyone with these things?
**[01:40] 7guchi**
And you fools better not
take these pigeons lightly!
**[01:43] 7guchi**
They're an elite flock of service animals,
given top-level training by first-in-field breeders!
**[01:48] Sign**
Niinuma
**[01:49] 7guchi**
We're talking real brand-name birds, and each
one costs 50,000 yen, so be careful with them.
**[01:50] Sign**
Top Grade Messenger Pigeon
**[01:53] 7mori**
50,000 a pigeon?!
**[01:55] 7yama**
That'd pay for a phone.
**[01:58] 7yama**
Man, reading these is kind of a drag.
**[02:00] 7guchi**
Aw, damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
**[02:04] 7mori**
Whoa, what the?
**[02:05] 7oka**
His tone changed all of a sudden.
**[02:07] 7guchi**
Things really suck when business is bad!
**[02:09] 7guchi**
No cell phones, no taxi fare,
**[02:11] 7guchi**
can't produce documents with color,
**[02:13] 7guchi**
and no entertainment budget at all!
**[02:16] 7guchi**
I've been forced to drink
at home because of it!
**[02:21] 7guchi**
Damn it!
**[02:23] 7oka**
He's just mad he has to
pay for his own booze.
**[02:24] 7mori**
Seriously.
**[02:26] 7guchi**
That being the case...
**[02:27] 7guchi**
you boys need to get footage of
this giant kraken, no matter what.
**[02:32] 7guchi**
If we get some decent ratings,
it'll mean better business for the company,
**[02:36] 7guchi**
and that'll mean taxi fare and entertainment
expenses will flow like wine!
**[02:43] 7guchi**
That is all. I'll be
praying for your success!
**[02:47] 7oka**
*And so, we started using messenger pigeons.*
**[02:51] 7mori**
It costs a ton to feed these guys, huh?
**[02:55] 7yama**
I'm pretty sure the phones
would've been cheaper.
# E7 - Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2434756/rescue-sea-sent-sos)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #7 Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
**[00:17] 7oka**
* With the boat's engine stopped,*
* we were left adrift on the sea.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
If this boat doesn't get moving, we're
not gonna get anywhere with the shoot.
**[00:24] 7mori**
You want to try hitching a ride?
**[00:26] 7mori**
First, we'll send up a smoke signal
so any nearby ships will notice us.
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
**[00:31] 7mori**
Burning this smoked squid
should make for good smoke.
**[00:34] 7oka**
All right, let's burn it all!
**[00:36] 7oka**
Keep throwing stuff on there! We need smoke!
**[00:40] 7oka**
There!
**[00:41] 7oka**
Hey, this is pretty greasy.
I bet it'll burn great.
**[00:44] 7yama**
Captain. Captain.
**[00:45] 7oka**
What now?
**[00:46] 7yama**
Are you gonna burn that?
**[00:47] 7oka**
Well, we have to burn it,
or we won't have enough smoke.
**[00:49] 7yama**
Do you know what it is?
**[00:51] 7oka**
Quit interrupting me! You're such a pest.
**[00:52] 7yama**
Yeah, but...
**[00:52] 7oka**
Here we go!
**[00:53] 7yama**
No, no, it's... my peel.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Let go already!
**[00:57] 7yama**
Absolutely not. I only brought one with me.
**[01:00] 7oka**
It's yours, so it can go
in the fire! Now give it!
**[01:01] 7yama**
No, no... It's the only one I have...
**[01:03] 7oka**
Give it!
**[01:04] 7yama**
But it's good for all the warmer seasons...
**[01:04] 7oka**
Look, think of the situation. Get a clue.
**[01:05] 7yama**
I don't wanna.
**[01:07] 7mori**
Hey, Captain, there are a few
ships that noticed our signal!
**[01:11] 7oka**
Okay, looks like the smoke
signals did the job.
**[01:14] 7oka**
Now we use these to send out a
message requesting a rescue!
**[01:17] 7oka**
Ta-da!
**[01:19] 7oka**
Niinuma-brand messenger pigeons!
***SIGN*** Niinuma-Brand
Messenger Pigeons
**[01:22] 7oka**
They're the only method of communication
the company saw fit to give us.
**[01:26] 7oka**
Time to see what super fancy
messenger pigeons can really do!
**[01:29] 7oka**
Take our message to those boats!
**[01:31] 7oka**
We're counting on you!
**[01:32] 7yama**
Go, Niinuma!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Where the heck are they flying?
**[01:38] 7oka**
They're fighting instead of going anywhere!
**[01:40] 7mori**
I think all that squid smoke
must've upset them...
**[01:44] 7oka**
If they don't deliver our messages,
the boats are gonna ignore us and sail away!
**[01:49] 7mori**
Captain, look! One of them is
actually heading toward a boat!
**[01:54] 7oka**
Hey, you're right!
**[01:55] 7oka**
It's a bit shaky, but it's using its
unique strengths to charge ahead!
***SIGN*** Capitalizing on
Unique Strengths
**[01:58] 7oka**
That bird is just like TV Nanana!
**[02:01] 7oka**
There you go, TV Nanana!
You can do it! Come on!
**[02:10] 7mori**
The ship that got our message
is headed this way.
**[02:12] 7mori**
Looks like we'll be able to
hitch a ride after all! Yay!
**[02:15] 7oka**
You did a good job!
**[02:17] 7oka**
Even without cell phones...
**[02:19] Everybody**
We can manage with smoke
signals and pigeons!
**[02:22] Everybody**
Four, five, six, go Nanana!
**[02:26] 7oka**
Okay, let's score us a free ride.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Huh? What's with this boat?
**[02:38] 7mori**
Wait... Those are the pirates
that have been on the news lately.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Pirates?!
**[02:43] 7mori**
Why did you have to fly to the pirates?
**[02:46] 7oka**
You should've checked first,
damn slacker bird!
**[02:50] 7oka**
Using your unique strengths is great and all,
but you still need to get actual results!
**[02:55] 7oka**
How could you not get that? Sheesh!
# E8 - Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KEGE1G6/captured-terror-aboard-the-pirate-ship)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #8 Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
**[00:16] Boss**
We're the terrifying Redbeard Pirates.
***SIGN*** Redbeard Pirates
**[00:20] Boss**
We're just in this for the money, so as long
as your ransom gets paid, you can go free.
**[00:26] 7oka**
How much do you have on you?
**[00:27] 7mori**
I think my Pasmo card has
about 2,000 yen on it.
**[00:29] 7mori**
And I've got my QUO and T Cards, too.
**[00:30] 7yama**
Do you think they'll accept
the beef bowl coupon I have?
**[00:33] Boss**
You lot won't be paying. We're gonna
negotiate with your employer.
**[00:38] Boss**
And if they don't offer up a decent
ransom, you're all fish food.
**[00:46] Boss**
You're from a TV station, eh?
**[00:48] Boss**
Come to think of it, those folks who were
filming the giant squid were a big deal.
**[00:53] Boss**
Got plenty of ransom money for them.
**[00:55] 7oka**
That's because they're actually well-funded!
***SIGN*** Employee ID
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew
Director
Nanaoka
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:58] Boss**
Never even heard of TV Nanana.
**[01:01] Boss**
Must be some rinky-dink operation.
**[01:03] Boss**
Explains why you're out in
a rusty squid-fishing boat.
**[01:07] 7oka**
But did you know that it has three
**[01:09] 7oka**
complimentary meals a day
and open-air bathing?
**[01:11] Boss**
You poor saps probably
aren't worth the trouble.
**[01:14] Boss**
Into the sea you go.
**[01:16] 7oka**
N-Now, hold on a second!
**[01:17] 7oka**
It's true that we aren't a big organization,
**[01:20] 7oka**
but we're still a major, Tokyo-based
network with terrestrial broadcasts!
**[01:23] 7oka**
So could you maybe negotiate
with the home office?
**[01:25] Boss**
Don't lie to me, boy!
**[01:27] 7mori**
He's telling the truth, though.
**[01:30] 7oka**
Y'know that show where they drain the lake?
Or where they follow people home?
**[01:33] 7oka**
Those are ours!
**[01:35] Boss**
Never heard of them. What the hell's
entertaining about draining a lake?
**[01:39] Boss**
And if you follow somebody home,
that just makes you a stalker.
**[01:42] Boss**
Let's be rid of you, then. Right now.
**[01:44] 7oka**
You gotta spare us. Please.
**[01:45] 7mori**
We're begging you.
**[01:45] 7oka**
We're seriously a major network!
We broadcast ping pong and judo matches!
**[01:48] 7oka**
Come on!
**[01:48] 7mori**
Please.
**[01:49] 7yama**
Niinuma, save us.
**[01:52] Lackey**
Boss! I did a search, and it looks like
they really are a major network.
**[01:57] Boss**
You gotta be kidding me.
**[01:58] Boss**
TV Nanana
**[01:58] Boss**
a national TV network
**[01:58] Boss**
Giroppon 1-Chome
**[01:59] Boss**
"TV Nanana, a national TV network
located in Giroppon 1-Chome."
**[02:03] Boss**
It's true!
***SIGN*** All Affiliate Stations
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Nanana
Setouchi
**[02:04] Boss**
Says you've only got six affiliates,
though. That ain't much.
**[02:07] 7oka**
Wait, only six?
**[02:09] 7mori**
The smaller number helps
keep us flexible, though.
***SIGN*** All Affiliate Stations
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Tokyo Stock Exchange
**[02:11] 7oka**
Looks like you were doing well for a bit,
but your stock value's pretty low.
**[02:15] 7oka**
Must've been a drop in ratings causing
a lack of growth through ad revenue.
**[02:19] 7oka**
Plus, kids these days
don't bother with TV much,
**[02:23] 7oka**
so all the ad money's going to the Internet.
**[02:25] 7oka**
It's rough times for the TV biz.
**[02:28] 7yama**
You're oddly well-informed.
**[02:30] Boss**
Guess I'll fire off a
message to your president.
**[02:33] Boss**
We've got your precious employees.
**[02:36] Boss**
Prepare the ransom ASAP!
**[02:38] Boss**
From the pirates.
**[02:39] Boss**
There.
**[02:41] 7mori**
I'm glad we technically
qualify as a major network.
**[02:43] 7oka**
This is all thanks to our regional affiliates.
**[02:46] 7oka**
Thank you all for saving our lives!
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Nanana
Setouchi
**[02:49] 7oka**
We hope we can continue to work
together as affiliates of TV Nanana!
**[02:53] 7oka**
Thank you!
**[02:55] 7yama**
All six of you.
# E9 - Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K2K9V6/streaming-shipboard-side-hustle-habits)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #9 Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The expedition crew are being*
* held hostage aboard a pirate ship.*
**[00:21] 7mori**
All of the crew on this ship
are doing weird stuff.
**[00:24] 7oka**
I bet they've gone nuts from a
little too much time at sea.
**[00:29] Boss**
They ain't actually that crazy.
**[00:32] Boss**
Most of them are 7tubers on the side.
**[00:34] Oka/Mori**
7tubers?
**[00:36] Boss**
They upload their videos to the video sharing
service "7tube" to earn a bit of extra cash.
**[00:42] Boss**
If any of the videos go viral,
that'll mean more views, and more pay.
**[00:47] Boss**
I've got a channel of my own.
**[00:50] Boss**
*Dun-dun! Hello, 7tube.*
**[00:53] Boss**
*It's me, the Pirate 7tuber, pirate boss!*
**[00:56] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[00:57] Boss**
These days, all pirates
are churning out content.
**[01:00] Boss**
7tube's too big a source
of revenue to ignore!
**[01:03] 7yama**
Everyone has two jobs nowadays...
**[01:06] Boss**
You lot are just sitting
around being hostages,
**[01:09] Boss**
so cook up some decent videos
and stick them on my channel.
**[01:13] Boss**
You're TV pros, so it oughta
be simple enough, right?
**[01:16] Boss**
And if you can boost my subscriber
count, I'll even lower your ransom.
**[01:21] 7mori**
Oh, nice! Captain, let's do it!
**[01:24] 7oka**
You're on! Time to show you amateurs
what professional production looks like.
***SIGN*** We threw the AD into a fridge
***SIGN*** * Don't try this at home, kids.
***SIGN*** We bathed the AD in squid ink
***SIGN*** *Don't try this at home, kids.
***SIGN*** We dangled the AD over some sharks
***SIGN*** *Don't try this at home, kids.
**[01:48] 7yama**
Uh, Captain, what the heck is all this?
**[01:51] 7yama**
Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?
**[01:53] 7oka**
Look, I don't really get it either,
**[01:56] 7oka**
but if you do crazy stunts, people
will watch your videos, right?
**[01:59] 7oka**
So we gotta do crazy stunts.
That oughta do it, right?
**[02:02] 7yama**
Yeah, but why am I the one doing them?
**[02:05] 7oka**
I mean, you look kinda like Hikakin, right?
**[02:08] 7yama**
I'll admit we have a similar
type of face, but...
**[02:10] 7yama**
Whoa, hey, stop lowering me! Stop that!
**[02:15] 7oka**
*We continued to upload challenge videos.*
***SIGN*** We tried playing Pop-up Pirate for real
***SIGN*** We tried to feed seagulls
**[02:19] 7yama**
Is this seriously good enough?
**[02:22] Boss**
Hold it right there!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** Channel Subscribers
**[02:24] Boss**
My subscriber count capsized after
you lot started uploading videos!
**[02:29] Boss**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[02:33] Boss**
And you boys actually
work at a major network?
**[02:35] 7oka**
Well, that's weird! What's up with that?
**[02:38] 7mori**
Uh, I think this is going to
make our ransom price go up.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Maybe we needed more extreme challenges?
**[02:44] 7yama**
It doesn't have to be all
meme-y challenges, y'know.
**[02:47] 7yama**
There are easier things, like "let's play" videos.
**[02:50] 7oka**
We're out of options! I guess
Nanayama has to be shark food!
**[02:53] ---**
Nanayama, go!
**[02:54] 7yama**
You already tried that
in the second episode.
# E10 - President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJNJMD6/president-a-hard-cash-negotiation)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #10 President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
**[00:19] Boss**
Time's up. Your company read the
ransom demand, but didn't respond.
**[00:26] Boss**
Off to the deep with you all, as agreed.
**[00:29] 7oka**
Employee lives are on the line,
**[00:30] 7oka**
and they cheaped out on the freaking ransom!
**[00:33] 7mori**
They shrank the cafeteria menu,
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
President
**[00:34] Eye sign**
Cheapo
**[00:35] 7mori**
banned color printing,
**[00:36] 7mori**
stopped comping taxis,
**[00:37] 7mori**
and now they won't even pay
our ransom?! Unbelievable!
**[00:40] 7oka**
Doesn't one of you have a
pocket knife or something?!
**[00:42] 7mori**
Not me.
**[00:43] Captain**
Hey, I got me one of these!
**[00:47] 7oka**
Oh, Captain, you're still here?
What's the button for?
**[00:50] Captain**
Time for this little gizmo to shine!
**[00:50] Sign**
Squid Fishing Boat
Remote Control Button
**[00:54] Captain**
It's gonna activate a fancy feature
I got hooked up on my boat!
**[01:00] 7oka**
Y'know, I was wondering what that
weird arm was supposed to be for.
**[01:00] ---**
Charter Fishing Boat
**[01:04] 7oka**
You're gonna maneuver that
thing to save us, huh?
**[01:09] 7oka**
Sounds good, Captain! Hit that thing!
**[01:11] 7mori**
Quick, please!
**[01:12] Captain**
All right, here we go!
**[01:13] Captain**
And a boop!
**[01:15] 7oka**
Oh, here it comes, here it comes!
**[01:17] 7oka**
Our trusted vessel's here to save us!
**[01:21] Captain**
That switched on the lights!
**[01:25] Captain**
That oughta make being dunked
a little less gloomy.
**[01:28] 7oka**
Who the hell asked for that?!
Would you look below us?!
**[01:31] 7oka**
Now that we stand out more,
all the sharks are eyeing us!
**[01:35] 7oka**
What were you thinking?!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Who chartered this useless
boat in the first place?!
**[01:40] 7oka**
Oh, come on, here come the sharks!
**[01:43] 7oka**
This is bad, real bad!
**[01:44] 7oka**
Prez! Prez, save us! Please!
**[01:45] 7mori**
Mr. President, please! Hurry!
**[01:45] 7oka**
Prez, you gotta save us!
**[01:47] 7mori**
Help!
**[01:48] 7yama**
Mommy!
**[01:49] 7oka**
Hang on... just wait...
**[01:50] 7mori**
We're doomed!
**[01:51] 7oka**
Oh, man! Oh, man, this is it! This is it!
**[01:56] Boss**
Your president finally replied.
**[01:59] Boss**
Ain't you lot lucky?
**[02:00] 7mori**
That was a close one...
**[02:02] 7mori**
I bet the president sold his stocks in
the company to raise the ransom money!
**[02:06] 7mori**
And in this economy, too!
Thank you so much, sir!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
President
**[02:07] Eye sign**
Love
**[02:09] 7oka**
We're going to get that
scoop for you, I swear!
**[02:14] 7yama**
Prez...
**[02:15] 7oka**
I love you, Mr. President!
**[02:18] 7oka**
So, how much is he willing to pay?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** We'll just write those three off.
**[02:35] 7oka**
Is that it?!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** We'll just write those three off.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
**[02:40] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
**[02:44] Boss (dialog)**
I kept trying to negotiate,
but he just wasn't biting.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
**[02:45] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
**[02:46] Boss (dialog)**
You'd think a major network
would have some pride...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000, then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 20,000, then.
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 20,000, then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Can't do it!
**[02:50] Boss (dialog)**
Don't look at me. It's your company's fault.
**[02:53] Boss (dialog)**
Got it?
**[02:54] 7yama**
Our bosses chose the worst
time to be consistent...
# E11 - Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW474JK6/arrival-a-rampaging-giant-lifeform)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 11 Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
**[00:16] Sign**
Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
**[00:22] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
**[00:24] 7oka**
And at long last, we've tracked down
the legendary creature of the deep!
**[00:28] 7oka**
That...
**[00:29] 7oka**
is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
**[00:32] Pirate**
I don't wanna die!
**[00:33] 7oka**
Hold on, cut, cut!
**[00:34] Pirate**
Mommy!
**[00:36] 7oka**
Stay out of the shot!
**[00:37] 7oka**
Get it rolling.
**[00:39] 7oka**
Okay, here we go!
**[00:41] 7oka**
That is the giant octopus—
**[00:43] Boss**
What in blue blazes is that abomination?!
**[00:45] 7oka**
Hey!
**[00:46] 7oka**
You're messing up the shot! Could you move?!
**[00:49] 7oka**
We're filming here. You need to back off.
**[00:51] 7mori**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[00:53] 7mori**
Captain, I can't move.
**[00:55] 7oka**
Come on, guys, don't bunch up like this!
**[00:57] 7oka**
We're chasing the ratings triple
crown here! Just let us shoot!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Wait, aren't these guys struggling 7Tubers?
**[01:03] Sign**
7Tuber
**[01:03] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[01:05] 7oka**
Hey, listen up, people!
**[01:07] 7oka**
Did you know that giant octopus
is supposed to be super rare?!
**[01:11] 7oka**
So instead of bunching up like this,
you should try and get closer!
**[01:15] 7oka**
I bet if you can upload a video of it,
it'll generate so much buzz
**[01:19] 7oka**
that you'll be inducted into
the ranks of the top 7Tubers!
**[01:19] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[01:24] Pirates**
A top 7Tuber...
**[01:28] Pirates**
Kraken! Look this way!
**[01:31] Pirates**
Wow! It touched my leg!
**[01:33] Pirates**
It caught me!
**[01:35] Pirates**
Catch me, too!
**[01:37] 7yama**
That's ambition for you.
**[01:39] 7oka**
Some people will do anything for views.
**[01:43] 7oka**
Okay, if we can get this footage, it'll mean
the ratings triple crown for TV Nanana!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Get that camera rolling!
**[01:49] Sign**
Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
**[01:50] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
**[01:52] 7oka**
And that...
**[01:53] 7oka**
is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
**[01:57] 7oka**
We're gonna get the ratings
triple crown! We've done it!
**[02:01] 7oka**
Wait...
**[02:02] 7oka**
That's not an octopus. It's a squid.
**[02:05] Sign**
Squid
**[02:06] Captain**
Oh, that ain't the Kraken.
That's just one of them giant squids.
**[02:10] 7oka**
Giant squid?
**[02:12] Captain**
I reckon it was drawn to the boat's
special lights for squid fishing!
**[02:16] Captain**
I ain't seen one this big in a while!
**[02:21] Boss**
Wait, this is a squid?!
**[02:23] 7oka**
What the hell?!
**[02:25] 7oka**
Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant
squid on public broadcasting already!
**[02:28] 7oka**
This won't get us ratings!
**[02:30] 7oka**
Sorry, Mr. Pirate. This thing
isn't actually the Kraken.
**[02:33] Boss**
Wait, what about my views?!
**[02:36] 7oka**
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
**[02:41] Boss**
And I thought I'd finally be able
to make my living off of 7Tube...
**[02:44] Boss**
I was gonna call myself the the pirate king,
or "pirakin" for short!
**[02:48] 7oka**
* It seems our journey to find*
* the Kraken will continue.*
**[02:51] 7oka**
Aren't 7Tubers super popular anyway?
**[02:55] 7yama**
Seems really hard to get
anywhere doing it, though.
# E12 - Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4VK9R/eggplant-the-unrivaled-director)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 12 Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The fishing boat the*
* expedition crew was using*
**[00:18] 7oka**
* has washed up on a small*
* island after malfunctioning.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
"Welcome to Nanagashima,
the island where the Kraken lurks."
**[00:25] 7oka**
Say what?!
**[00:27] 7oka**
So the Kraken was hiding on this island?!
**[00:31] 7oka**
Let's leave the captain to repair the
boat and start scouting the island!
**[00:35] 7oka**
Hold on tight, boys!
**[00:39] 7mori**
Sorry, I'm just so hungry since we haven't
been catching a lot of squid lately...
**[00:43] 7yama**
Should we catch some fish first?
**[00:45] 7yama**
There's a bunch over there.
**[00:48] 7oka**
Well, they all look tasty!
**[00:50] 7oka**
Just leave this to me, the number one
survival show director in the industry!
**[00:54] 7oka**
Huh, I'm not catching any.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Feels like I'm about to
nail it, and then I miss.
**[00:58] 7oka**
Kinda like my career in TV.
**[01:00] 7yama**
Oh, I got another one.
**[01:02] 7yama**
It's like I get one every time I try.
**[01:03] 7yama**
Every time I try, I get one.
**[01:05] 7yama**
I can even manage with my eyes closed!
**[01:06] 7yama**
This is pretty easy.
**[01:07] Nasu**
Hey, hold it! What're you guys doing?!
**[01:12] Nasu**
Those fish are mine! Get your paws off!
**[01:16] Nasu**
Seriously, those aren't for you!
Give them back.
**[01:19] 7oka**
What's your problem?!
I caught it, so it's mine! Let go!
**[01:22] 7yama**
I actually caught it, though.
**[01:24] Nasu**
I caught these fish in the ocean,
and have been breeding them in this pond!
**[01:28] 7oka**
You can't do that! Who said you could do that?!
**[01:31] Nasu**
Give my fish back!
**[01:32] 7oka**
Let go!
**[01:33] Nasu**
Fine. I'll just have to resort to force.
**[01:36] 7oka**
Yeah, you want some?
**[01:38] Nasu**
I'm serious here, man!
**[01:39] Nasu**
I'll stab you!
**[01:41] 7oka**
Bring it on, then!
**[01:42] 7mori**
Hey, Captain!
**[01:43] 7oka**
What now?
**[01:44] 7mori**
This is a famous director from one of our
rival networks! They call him Nasubi D!
**[01:48] 7oka**
Nasubi D?
***SIGN*** Nasubi D
**[01:51] 7mori**
He's famous for pulling huge
ratings with survival shows!
**[01:55] 7mori**
He put his skills on display during
filming and caught huge fish with ease!
**[01:59] Nasu**
Got 'em!
**[02:02] 7mori**
He did stuff like biting into raw snails
**[02:04] 7mori**
and eating a bucket full of huge grubs!
**[02:06] 7mori**
He's an unrivaled director in the industry
when it comes to survival shows!
**[02:10] Sign**
Survivalist Director
**[02:10] 7oka**
Kinda feels like he's copying me...
**[02:12] 7mori**
There's no way a normal
director like you can compare!
**[02:17] 7yama**
For one thing, we're both major networks,
but look at the size of his staff.
**[02:21] 7oka**
One, two, three, four... fifteen?!
**[02:24] 7oka**
That's too many! It's easier to
get around with a smaller team!
**[02:27] 7mori**
Yuhi TV is a big company.
**[02:29] 7mori**
They've got 24 affiliate stations, too!
***SIGN*** 24 Affiliate Stations
**[02:32] 7oka**
Are you kidding?!
**[02:32] 7yama**
By the way, we've got six.
***SIGN*** 6 Affiliate Stations
**[02:35] 7oka**
Do you think they could spare a few?
**[02:38] 7oka**
But hang on! We've got our pride to
uphold as a rival major network!
**[02:42] 7oka**
And I am *not* letting you have this fish!
**[02:45] 7oka**
I will not cave to you!
***SIGN*** This is a battle we cannot afford to lose
**[02:50] Sign/7oka**
This is a battle we cannot afford to lose.
**[02:55] 7yama**
This is gonna be a pain.
# E13 - Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDK1KX4Y/survival-twenty-years-vacation)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #13 Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The expedition team has ended*
* up clashing with Yuhi TV.*
**[00:20] Nasu**
Wait, do you work for TV Nanana?
**[00:23] 7oka**
* That was when his attitude suddenly changed,*
* and we were invited to where his group lived.*
**[00:27] 7mori**
We love all your shows on
Yuhi TV, Director Nasubi.
**[00:30] 7mori**
Are you here on the island
for an on-location shoot?
**[00:32] Nasu**
Who's this Director Nasubi guy?
**[00:34] Nasu**
We're just fifteen regular kids who washed
up on this island after our ship sank.
***SIGN*** The Fifteen Castaways
**[00:39] 7oka**
Kinda haggard-looking, for kids.
**[00:41] Nasu**
Well, we've been surviving out
here for over twenty years!
**[00:45] 7mori**
Twenty years?!
**[00:46] Nasu**
When it first happened, we were all
really young and fought constantly...
**[00:50] Nasu**
But then one day, we found a way to blow off
steam, which stopped all the bickering.
**[00:54] Nasu**
And that... was this!
**[00:58] Nasu**
TV Nanana's marquee sexy
show, *Bananamesh Night*!
***SIGN*** Bananamesh Night
**[01:03] 7yama**
There it is, our network's dirty laundry.
**[01:06] Nasu**
We owe this old recording a lot!
**[01:09] Nasu**
We'd all watch it every night,
**[01:11] Nasu**
and it helped develop our solidarity
and put an end to our fighting!
**[01:14] 7oka**
That was a show that boys of a
certain age couldn't get enough of.
**[01:16] 7yama**
But they kept it a secret
from their parents.
**[01:19] (Flashback) Young Nasu**
Ready and...
**[01:20] (Flashback) Young Nasu**
Bananamesh!
**[01:21] Nasu**
This tape is priceless to us!
TV Nanana practically saved our lives!
**[01:26] Nasu**
We'd love to repay you with
our best hospitality!
**[01:30] 7oka**
Sweet!
**[01:32] Nasu**
I gotta ask, could you guys leave a
new tape of *Bananamesh Night* for us?
**[01:37] Nasu**
We've rewatched this one to the
point that the tape's all worn out.
**[01:41] 7oka**
We don't have one, sadly.
**[01:42] Nasu**
Aw, come on...
**[01:43] 7oka**
Look, if I could, I would, okay?
**[01:45] 7oka**
But we don't have it.
**[01:46] Nasu**
Wouldn't it be kinda messed up to enjoy
all this and then not show any gratitude?
**[01:49] 7oka**
The show itself isn't
even on the air anymore.
**[01:52] Nasu**
It's not?
**[01:53] 7oka**
We haven't done sexy stuff like
that in the past twenty years!
**[01:57] 7oka**
Our whole gig now is straight-laced
financial programs and unique variety shows.
**[02:02] 7oka**
I mean, we're listed on
the stock exchange now,
**[02:04] 7oka**
and that means all kinds
of legal restrictions...
**[02:06] 7oka**
I doubt we could even
rerun it, at this point.
**[02:08] Sign**
Listed companies and legal compliance
**[02:09] Nasu**
What the hell, man?!
**[02:12] Nasu**
TV Nanana would never make a
straight-laced financial show!
**[02:16] Nasu**
They must strip, right?!
**[02:18] 7oka**
Why would they do that?
**[02:19] 7oka**
That'd be kinda weird, right?
Nude financial news?
**[02:21] Nasu**
What's happened to you, TV Nanana?!
**[02:24] Nasu**
This isn't like you at all!
**[02:26] Nasu**
After making nothing but shows
with stripping and overeating,
**[02:30] Nasu**
you think we're gonna buy this new act?!
**[02:33] Nasu**
It's not too late!
Bring *Bananamesh Night* back!
**[02:37] Nasu**
Give us our show back!
**[02:40] 7oka**
I know how you feel, man.
**[02:42] 7oka**
Let's write a proposal for reviving
the show when we get back.
**[02:44] 7yama**
With how desperate they are for
ratings, it might just get approved.
**[02:48] 7oka**
It's worth a shot!
**[02:49] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:50] 7oka**
Gilga...
**[02:50] Mori/Yama**
Banana...
**[02:51] 7oka**
I was about to say "Gilgamesh."
**[02:53] 7oka**
It's supposed to be "Bananamesh"...
**[02:53] 7mori**
You must miss the real deal.
**[02:54] 7oka**
I do miss it. These are my
real feelings coming out.
**[02:55] 7yama**
You really do miss it!
# E14 - Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XMGV0Y/land-ho-nanaokas-expedition-crew)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #14 Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
**[00:21] Sign**
The Ballad of TV Nanana
**[00:21] Sign**
TV Nanana's Official Song
**[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Is it a big company? Nah
**[00:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
**[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are their productions lavish? Nah
**[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
**[00:56] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[01:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
**[01:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have the best ratings? Nah
**[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
**[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
**[01:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[01:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[02:08] Sign**
Whale Land
Health Center
**[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, Nah
**[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[02:16] [SONG] Fukuda shirt sign**
Heat
**[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
**[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
**[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
Lots of affiliates? Nah
**[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
**[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[02:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
**[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[02:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Nah, nah, nah
**[02:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana! Nanana!
**[02:55] Nanayama**
Working in TV is rough, man.
# E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XNWM2R/romance-the-mysterious-shared-house)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #15 Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
**[00:16] 7oka**
* In our pursuit of the monstrous*
* octopus known as the Kraken,*
**[00:18] 7oka**
*we decided to split up to search the island.*
**[00:21] 7mori**
Huh? There's an abandoned building
out in the middle of nowhere.
**[00:25] 7mori**
Excuse me? Anybody there?
**[00:27] 7mori**
Excuse me?
**[00:29] Bibirin**
Who're you?
**[00:30] 7mori**
I'm looking for a giant octopus.
**[00:32] 7mori**
Have you ever seen one?
**[00:34] Bibirin**
Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
**[00:35] 8mori**
Whoa, put the knife down, please!
**[00:37] 8mori**
I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
**[00:39] Bibirin**
Wait, are you the new cast
member? Is that you?
**[00:41] 7mori**
No, no...
**[00:43] Bibirin**
Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
you were some kind of weirdo.
**[00:48] Bibirin**
Hey, we've got a guest.
Try to look presentable.
**[00:51] Tsubuyan**
Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
**[00:53] 7mori**
He's our new member.
**[00:56] Tsubuyan**
He is?
**[00:57] Tsubuyan**
It's been so long, I was starting to
wonder if it was just gonna be us.
**[01:00] Tsubuyan**
So you're finally here!
**[01:01] 7mori**
New member of what?
**[01:04] 7oka**
* This is a shared house*
* known as Meetings Manor.*
***SIGN*** Meetings Manor
**[01:08] 7oka**
*This is where the curtain will now rise*
**[01:10] 7oka**
*on a reality show about men and women*
***SIGN*** Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
**[01:11] 7oka**
*who will be living together,*
**[01:13] 7oka**
*after meeting for the first time!*
***SIGN*** Tsubuyan: Model
**[01:15] Bibirin**
Hey, hey, there's a pool over
there! Let's go for a swim.
**[01:18] Tsubuyan**
It'd be way more fun to check out
the mall. Let's hit the mall.
**[01:21] Tsubuyan**
Come on, come on.
**[01:21] Bibirin**
Can't you go by yourself?
**[01:23] Tsubuyan**
Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
the food court is always super noisy!
**[01:26] Bibirin**
What are you talking about?
**[01:27] Tsubuyan**
Food courts are super noisy!
**[01:29] Bibirin**
Noisy how?
**[01:30] Tsubuyan**
Let's go! It'll be *so* noisy!
**[01:31] 7mori**
So... about the Kraken...
**[01:31] Bibirin**
I don't care!
**[01:32] Tsubuyan**
Like, have you seen the loud families
that show up? Let's check it out!
**[01:36] Bibirin**
You should seriously just go yourself.
**[01:38] Tsubuyan**
What kind of loser goes to the
mall by herself? It's a mall!
**[01:41] Bibirin**
Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
**[01:44] 7mori**
Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
**[01:46] Bibirin**
Oh, wow, are you for real?
**[01:48] Tsubuyan**
What kind of shows did you work on, then?
**[01:50] 7mori**
I'm actually on a shoot for
an exploration show right now.
**[01:52] 7mori**
We're trying to get the first
footage ever of the Kraken,
**[01:54] 7mori**
a legendary creature no one
has ever caught on film.
**[01:57] Bibirin**
Oh, the Kraken, huh?
**[01:59] Bibirin**
I know about that. I've seen it.
**[02:02] 7mori**
You've seen the Kraken? Really?
**[02:04] Bibirin**
We basically know all the
secrets of the Kraken.
**[02:07] Tsubuyan**
I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
**[02:10] Bibirin**
What's with you? It was
the day before yesterday.
**[02:13] Tsubuyan**
The day before yesterday was last week!
**[02:15] Tsubuyan**
The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
**[02:16] Bibirin**
No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
**[02:18] Tsubuyan**
I'm saying it was *also* last week!
**[02:18] Bibirin**
But it wasn't last week.
It was the day before yesterday.
**[02:20] 7mori**
I actually don't care when it was,
but did you really see the Kraken?
**[02:24] 7mori**
Could you tell me about it?
**[02:26] 7mori**
If we manage to film it, we might be
able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
**[02:29] 7mori**
Where did you see it?
**[02:30] Bibirin**
Simmer down there, Nanamon.
**[02:33] Bibirin**
You're not supposed to learn a lady's
secrets until after you become a couple!
**[02:36] 7mori**
What about the Kraken?
**[02:37] Bibirin**
Again with this Kraken thing?
**[02:39] Tsubuyan**
Oh my God, seriously?
**[02:40] Tsubuyan**
Nanamon, you just don't
understand true love.
**[02:43] Tsubuyan**
That's why you keep going
on about the Kraken.
**[02:46] 7oka**
* Will our intrepid staff member be able to*
* drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?*
**[02:51] Tsubuyan**
The thing about a mall, you see,
is that the food court is noisy.
**[02:55] Tsubuyan**
It is, like, super noisy.
# E16 - Arrival! His First Popular Phase
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KEGJNG6/arrival-his-first-popular-phase)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #16 Arrival! His First Popular Phase
**[00:16] 7mori**
So, since we have no budget,
**[00:17] 7mori**
we end up making shows where we change buses
along a route or follow people home,
**[00:21] 7mori**
but then other stations
try to mimic our style
**[00:23] 7mori**
while using actual money
and real celebrities!
**[00:25] Bibirin**
What the heck? That is super ironic!
**[00:27] 7mori**
Tell me about it!
**[00:28] Bibirin**
Seriously.
**[00:29] 7mori**
Splash, splash!
**[00:29] Bibirin**
Hey, stop that!
**[00:31] Bibirin**
Here, I'll get you next.
Splash, splash, splash!
**[00:32] 7mori**
Ooh, that's so cold!
**[00:33] Bibirin**
Splashy, splashy, splashy!
**[00:34] Tsubuyan**
Uh, Nanamon promised to
go to the mall with me!
**[00:36] Tsubuyan**
Stop hogging him.
**[00:38] Bibirin**
What's the big deal? I got in the
pool already, so it's settled.
**[00:40] Tsubuyan**
But I made the first move.
**[00:42] Bibirin**
You didn't move anything.
**[00:44] Bibirin**
What is with you?
**[00:45] 7mori**
*Huh? Are they fighting over me?*
**[00:48] 7mori**
*This has never happened before.*
**[00:51] 7mori**
*Could this be...*
**[00:54] 7mori**
* one of those "popular*
* phases" people talk about?*
**[00:57] 7mori**
*This is great!*
**[00:58] 7mori**
* Maybe I'll end up as a couple*
* with one of these ladies,*
**[01:01] 7mori**
* and be able to find out*
* the Kraken's secrets, too!*
**[01:03] 7mori**
*Two birds with one stone!*
**[01:05] 7mori**
* But which would be better?*
* Which should I choose?*
**[01:07] 7mori**
*Eh, either one would be fine!*
**[01:09] 7mori**
*Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!*
**[01:14] Tsubuyan**
Who're you?
**[01:16] PBS**
I'm going to be joining you all
today as a new member of the cast.
**[01:20] PBS**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[01:23] Tsubuyan**
He's the new cast member?
**[01:24] Bibirin**
Kinda dull-looking.
**[01:26] Tsubuyan**
He has an underbite. I bet
he has bad breath, too.
**[01:28] Bibirin**
Ew, scary.
**[01:29] PBS**
I happen to be employed
with public broadcasting.
***SIGN*** Public Broadcasting
**[01:35] Bibirin**
Public broadcasting?
**[01:38] Tsubuyan**
Here we go! It's the new big shot!
**[01:40] Bibirin**
What kind of shows do you work on?
**[01:41] PBS**
Lately, I've been producing morning soap
operas and singing competitions.
***SIGN*** Morning Soap Operas
***SIGN*** Singing Competitions
**[01:46] Bibirin**
Wow! That's awesome!
**[01:48] Tsubuyan**
This is what I've been waiting for.
**[01:50] Bibirin**
Hey, would you like to join me in the pool?
**[01:52] Bibirin**
Bet you worked up a sweat getting here.
**[01:53] Tsubuyan**
Let's head to the mall and hang out all day.
**[01:54] Bibirin**
Get in the pool!
**[01:55] Tsubuyan**
Let's go to the mall! The food
courts are so noisy. Come on!
**[01:57] Bibirin**
What's so noisy about the food court?
**[01:59] Tsubuyan**
Let's go! Me first!
**[02:01] Bibirin**
I asked him first!
**[02:01] Tsubuyan**
It was me, I'm telling you.
**[02:03] 7mori**
The pool and the mall both
sound good. Let's enjoy both!
**[02:06] 7mori**
We can all have a good time! Right?
**[02:08] Tsubuyan**
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Buzz off, commercial broadcasting!
**[02:12] Tsubuyan**
Go bust your butt working for ratings!
**[02:15] 7mori**
Aw, come on!
**[02:17] Bibirin**
Things are rough right now with young
people watching less TV, right?
**[02:20] Bibirin**
Nothing beats the stability
of public broadcasting.
**[02:23] Bibirin**
He's obviously the better choice to date.
**[02:25] Both**
Right?
**[02:27] PBS**
Rest assured.
**[02:29] PBS**
We will never go out of business!
**[02:33] PBS**
Public broadcasting...
**[02:38] Trio**
...is invincible!
**[02:40] 7mori**
Damn it! I can't argue with that!
**[02:45] 7mori**
Please, if you could just
tell me the Kraken's secret!
**[02:48] 7mori**
I'm begging you!
**[02:49] Bibirin**
You're starting to become an
eyesore, so could you just go?
**[02:52] Bibirin**
Time for you to "graduate"!
**[02:54] 7mori**
Aw, come on!
# E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P59NQY/order-in-popular-lunch-delivery)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #17 Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
**[00:16] 7oka**
Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.
**[00:18] 7mori**
Should we order lunch with these guys?
**[00:21] 7oka**
The Nuber Eats delivery service?
**[00:23] 7oka**
Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.
**[00:26] 7yama**
How am I ordering anything
without a smartphone?
**[00:28] 7oka**
Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?
**[00:31] 7oka**
So figure it out, and get us lunch!
**[00:33] 7yama**
It'll be a miracle if this works, but...
***SIGN*** Niinuma
Messenger Pigeon
**[00:35] 7yama**
Go for it!
**[00:38] Saru**
Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!
**[00:40] 7yama**
It worked! And really quickly!
**[00:43] Saru**
Got a lunch order right here.
**[00:44] Saru**
Sorry about the delay.
**[00:46] Saru**
Here!
**[00:47] 7yama**
Aren't you the monkey who was
an AD with us, but quit right away?
***SIGN*** Former AD
Saruoka
**[00:50] Saru**
Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.
**[00:52] 7yama**
I knew it.
**[00:53] Saru**
Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new
job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.
**[00:57] 7yama**
I don't know what that means.
**[00:58] Saru**
Here!
**[00:59] 7yama**
Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?
**[01:01] Saru**
Senpai...
**[01:02] 7yama**
What? Is it not enough?
**[01:03] Saru**
See, we accept mobile payment only.
**[01:06] Saru**
Gonna have to pass on the cash!
**[01:09] Saru**
Well, then, 'scuse me!
**[01:10] 7yama**
Wait, what happens now?
If I don't have a phone.
**[01:12] Saru**
In that case, the order gets canceled,
and I scarf it down instead.
**[01:16] 7yama**
Don't scarf anything, okay?
**[01:18] 7yama**
Is there any other way I can pay?
**[01:21] Saru**
I guess we technically take mobile
messenger pigeon payment.
***SIGN*** Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
**[01:24] 7yama**
What exactly is "mobile
messenger pigeon payment"?
**[01:26] Saru**
You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.
**[01:29] 7yama**
All right, all right.
**[01:30] Saru**
Then you let it go.
**[01:31] 7yama**
Okay, I send it off, right.
**[01:32] Saru**
And then, once it gets back, you're all set.
***SIGN*** Poh
***SIGN*** Poh
**[01:35] 7yama**
Uh, that chirp sounded
suspiciously like "PayPay."
**[01:38] 7yama**
Is "mobile messenger pigeon
payment" even a real thing?
**[01:40] Saru**
You bet. We added it this year.
**[01:42] 7yama**
Well, whatever.
**[01:43] 7yama**
The captain's waiting,
so I gotta get a move on.
**[01:47] Saru**
Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.
**[01:49] Saru**
I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.
**[01:51] 7yama**
Oh. Thanks.
**[01:56] 7yama**
Exactly how did you trick this thing out?
It seems like a regular old tricycle.
**[01:59] Saru**
The black paint is aftermarket.
**[02:01] 7yama**
I don't think that counts.
**[02:03] 7yama**
Honestly, I think the extra paint
makes it a little heavier.
**[02:05] 7yama**
And aren't I technically delivering
it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?
**[02:08] Saru**
Bro, you are hilarious!
**[02:10] 7yama**
I wasn't joking, though.
**[02:12] 7yama**
Whatever, at least we're here.
**[02:13] 7yama**
Time to hand over these lunches.
**[02:15] Saru**
Sure thing.
**[02:17] 7yama**
Whoa, what is this?
**[02:19] 7yama**
What is in these lunches?
**[02:21] Saru**
They're our specialty.
**[02:22] Saru**
"Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."
***SIGN*** Miscellaneous
All-Banana Lunch
**[02:26] Saru**
I could kill for some of this.
Mind if I grab a bite?
**[02:30] Saru**
Seriously, looks so good.
**[02:30] 7yama**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[02:31] 7yama**
We can't eat these.
**[02:33] Saru**
Wait, why not?
**[02:34] 7yama**
You seriously can't tell?
**[02:35] 7yama**
We're bananas.
**[02:37] 7yama**
So we're not eating these.
**[02:38] Saru**
Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?
**[02:39] 7yama**
Exactly!
**[02:40] 7yama**
Man, this sucks. What am I
gonna do about lunch now?
**[02:43] 7yama**
The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.
**[02:46] 7yama**
How many times do I have to
tell you to not try to eat me?
**[02:49] Saru**
Oh, my bad!
**[02:50] 7yama**
Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?
**[02:53] Saru**
You taste worse than you look!
**[02:54] 7yama**
The lunches are right here! Not that
you're allowed to eat them, either.
**[02:57] Saru**
Got it.
# E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWV3PPY/octopus-hachiros-pub)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #18 Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
**[00:15] Sign**
Pub
**[00:16] 7oka**
*The expedition team has come across a pub.*
**[00:19] 7yama**
I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
**[00:24] 7oka**
Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
**[00:27] 7oka**
The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
**[00:29] Hachiro**
Here you go!
**[00:31] Hachiro**
I'm impressed you folks found
our little establishment.
**[00:34] Hachiro**
It's been twenty years since someone
from off the island came by!
**[00:40] Hachiro**
I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
**[00:44] 7oka**
They grew up to be fifteen
middle-aged dudes.
**[00:48] Hachiro**
Here you go! Octopus with
wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
**[00:51] Hachiro**
octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
**[00:54] 7oka**
Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
**[00:56] 7oka**
It's nothing but octopus!
**[00:59] 7oka**
Mister, do you have any
recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
**[01:05] 7oka**
The owner looks like an octopus, too!
**[01:07] 7oka**
I thought he actually *was* one for a sec!
**[01:10] 7yama**
His name's even Hachiro.
**[01:12] 7oka**
"Hachi," like "eight."
**[01:14] 7oka**
All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
**[01:17] 7oka**
Even the cushions have
a suction cup pattern!
**[01:20] 7oka**
What's with this place?
It's all-you-can-octopus!
**[01:23] Hachiro**
Our special today is right over there!
**[01:26] Sign**
Today's special!
Super Popular ♥
Octopus-cut wieners 500
Slightly spicy!
Octopus rice 700
**[01:27] 7mori**
Looks like the specials today are the
octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
**[01:31] 7oka**
It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
**[01:35] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:37] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:39] Hachiro**
The fact of the matter is,
**[01:42] Hachiro**
Nanagashima happens to be globally
famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
***SIGN*** The Big One! Nanagashima
**[01:46] Hachiro**
That's why we opened a pub that's got a
laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
**[01:53] 7oka**
You sure this isn't overkill?
**[01:55] 7oka**
Because it's honestly on the
verge of being annoying.
**[01:58] 7mori**
I'd agree.
**[01:58] Hachiro**
It's not annoying at all!
**[02:00] Hachiro**
We take pride in our octopi!
**[02:03] Hachiro**
We can serve any kind of
octopus you can think up!
***SIGN*** Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
**[02:06] Hachiro**
We've even got the hookup for the
giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
**[02:09] Sign**
Kraken Tentacle
**[02:10] 7oka**
Wait, you know the Kraken?!
**[02:13] Hachiro**
Of course we do!
**[02:16] Hachiro**
With 140 years in the business,
**[02:18] Hachiro**
we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
**[02:21] Hachiro**
When it comes to octopi...
**[02:24] Hachiro**
We're octoperfectionists!
***SIGN*** Octoperfectionists
**[02:27] 7oka**
We've finally got a lead!
**[02:29] 7oka**
I knew we could count on a guy who
cares this much about octopus!
**[02:31] 7oka**
Let's get to work on the shoot!
***SIGN*** Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
**[02:38] Trio**
Ika?
**[02:39] Trio**
Ika means squid, though.
**[02:40] Trio**
This is an all-octopus place.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Who the heck is Ika?
**[02:42] Hachiro**
I am this pub's owner:
**[02:44] Sign**
Owner Ika Hachiro
**[02:45] Hachiro**
Ika Hachiro!
**[02:49] 7oka**
After all that octopus talk,
your name is basically Mister Squid?
**[02:52] 7yama**
It really ought to be "Tako."
**[02:54] Hachiro**
Yes, this is Ika speaking!
# E19 - Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWV38P6/direct-hit-the-octopus-hunter)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #19 Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
**[00:16] 8**
The legendary octopus-hunting master
should know where the Kraken is.
***SIGN*** Octopus Dojo
**[00:21] 7oka**
*With that clue, we sought out the dojo
where the master was said to train.*
***SIGN*** Octopus Dojo
***SIGN*** Octopus Hunting Dojo
**[00:26] 7oka**
How are we supposed to know
which one is the master?
**[00:32] Takohashi**
Octopus Snatching, Nagoya-Style!
***SIGN*** Nagoya-Style Octopus Snatching
**[00:37] Takohashi**
Octopus Hunting, 16 Taps-Per-Second!
***SIGN*** 16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Snatching
**[00:41] Takohashi**
Yes!
**[00:44] 7oka**
There he is! That's gotta be
our legendary octopus hunter,
**[00:49] 7oka**
Master Takohashi!
***SIGN*** Octopus Hunter
Master Takohashi
**[00:51] Takohashi**
You should only hunt octopus
for one hour a day!
**[00:54] Takohashi**
Hey there. I'm the master, Takohashi.
**[00:58] 7oka**
He really is a master!
**[00:59] 7mori**
Y'know, that urban legend said he died,
but he's looking as spry as ever.
**[01:04] 7oka**
Master Takohashi, could you tell
us where to find the Kraken?
**[01:07] Takohashi**
I'm honestly kind of busy
with my lessons right now.
**[01:12] 7oka**
What's that for?
**[01:13] Takohashi**
Asking for my fee, my man.
**[01:15] Takohashi**
You guys are a TV crew,
so you're ready to pay, right?
**[01:17] Takohashi**
And with a major station, that means
a little juicier than average.
**[01:21] Sign**
Requesting a fee
**[01:22] Takohashi**
No fee means no interview.
**[01:25] 7oka**
Damn it, he's got experience with TV.
**[01:27] 7oka**
Man, our budget is blown
already. What do we do?
**[01:30] 7mori**
Captain, Captain! What if instead
of cash, we offer him this?
**[01:35] Sign**
TV Nanana Exclusive
Novelty Merchandise
**[01:36] 7mori**
It's a grab bag of TV Nanana
novelty merchandise.
**[01:42] 7mori**
Really rare stuff,
the kind fans go nuts for!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Wait, isn't this stuff that was
cluttering storage at the office?
**[01:50] 7oka**
Look, he's just staring!
**[01:53] 7oka**
I think you actually offended
him! He's gonna get mad.
**[01:56] Takohashi**
What is this?! Oh, awesome!
**[01:58] Takohashi**
I can seriously have this?!
**[02:00] 7oka**
And that'll cover your fee?
**[02:01] Takohashi**
You bet it will!
**[02:03] Takohashi**
I mean, this is one of those special
Bananamesh Night see-through thongs!
**[02:09] Takohashi**
Man, I always wanted a pair!
**[02:12] Sign**
Bananamesh
**[02:12] Sign**
See-Through Thong
**[02:12] Takohashi**
I was gonna give them to
my girlfriend as a gift,
**[02:14] Takohashi**
so I entered the contest to win a pair,
**[02:16] Takohashi**
but the show ended before I could get them.
**[02:20] Takohashi**
I swear, these used to be harder to
get a hold of than a new DQ release.
**[02:24] 7oka**
I see.
**[02:25] Takohashi**
This is the best fee I could ask for.
**[02:27] Takohashi**
As thanks, I'll be glad to take you to
the spot the Kraken... appears... at.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Oh, okay.
**[02:33] 7oka**
You'll take us to where the Kraken appears?
**[02:36] Takohashi**
Hang on, can I do that again?
**[02:38] Trio**
Oh, no, no, it's fine, don't worry.
**[02:39] Trio**
As long as you get the idea across.
**[02:39] Takohashi**
Let's go to the Kraken!
**[02:42] 7oka**
Thank you so much, Master Takohashi.
**[02:43] Takohashi**
All right, let's have a quick
snack and then get a move on!
**[02:48] Sign**
16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Chopping
**[02:48] Takohashi**
16 Taps-Per-Second octopus chopping!
**[02:52] Takohashi**
Yes!
**[02:55] 7yama**
Y'know, there's such a thing as knives.
# E20 - Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2430N56/turbo-master-takohashis-adventure-island)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #20 Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
***SIGN*** Master Takohashi's
***SIGN*** Adventure Island
**[00:16] 7oka**
* With Master Takohashi joining us,*
* we headed for Octopus Pot Bay.*
**[00:20] Takahashi**
Hey there!
**[00:21] 7yama**
Thanks for joining us!
**[00:22] ---**
Octopus Pot Bay
**[00:25] Takahashi**
You'll need to jump onto the clouds here.
**[00:29] Takahashi**
Careful, one of them is going to fall.
**[00:32] 7oka**
Whoa, scary!
**[00:34] 7oka**
Huh, what's that?
**[00:35] 7oka**
A black octopus.
**[00:37] 7oka**
This is scary!
**[00:39] 7oka**
Aw, man!
**[00:40] 7yama**
Can you jump on that octopus?
**[00:41] Takahashi**
You can.
**[00:42] 7oka**
You could've said something sooner!
**[00:43] Takahashi**
Wait, you need that level of help?
**[00:45] 7oka**
I told you as much!
**[00:46] Takahashi**
Well, you can.
**[00:47] Takahashi**
You can jump on it. Next.
**[00:49] 7oka**
No, you can't!
**[00:50] Takahashi**
Not the octopus, no! But the clouds.
**[00:52] 7oka**
You said we could jump on the octopus!
**[00:53] Takahashi**
I did not say "the octopus."
**[00:54] 7oka**
Pretty sure you said we
could jump on the octopus!
**[00:57] 7oka**
That's why I asked!
**[00:57] Takahashi**
I seriously thought you meant the cloud.
**[00:59] 7yama**
Are you really a master?
**[01:00] 7oka**
You take over, Master. Here.
**[01:02] 7oka**
In that case...
**[01:03] 7yama**
Whoa, fast!
**[01:04] 7oka**
He's already blazing through.
**[01:06] 7yama**
What is this? How's he so fast?
**[01:08] 7yama**
Is he always holding B to dash?
**[01:09] Takohashi**
Okay!
**[01:10] 7yama**
You can tell he's done this before.
**[01:12] 7oka**
Huh, what's that?
**[01:13] 7oka**
Master, what's that stuff you're throwing?
**[01:15] Takohashi**
Those would be fireballs.
**[01:16] 7oka**
There are fireballs?!
**[01:17] Takohashi**
Yep. They can destroy rocks, too.
**[01:21] 7oka**
You could've mentioned that, y'know.
**[01:23] 7oka**
I had no idea before...
**[01:25] Takohashi**
Stop!
**[01:26] Takohashi**
Here, you knock the coconut onto the
coconut crab, and then you can continue.
**[01:34] 7oka**
It's 16 Taps-Per-Second!
**[01:34] Sign**
16 Per Second!
**[01:35] 7mori**
Amazing!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Attaboy, Master!
**[01:38] Takohashi**
I don't think 16 Taps-Per-Second
is gonna be enough here!
**[01:44] 7oka**
Master!
**[01:45] Takohashi**
Yeah?
**[01:46] 7oka**
Look at this thong,
and let it give you strength!
**[01:48] Takohashi**
That's kind of exciting,
but I could use something more!
**[01:52] 7oka**
You want more?
**[01:55] 7oka**
These thongs!
**[01:57] 7oka**
How's that?
**[01:59] Master**
I can feel the power surging!
**[02:02] Master**
32 Taps-Per-Second!
**[02:04] 7oka**
32 Taps-Per-Second!!
**[02:04] 7oka**
There it is! 32 Taps-Per-Second!
**[02:08] Takohashi**
Okay, we're in the clear.
**[02:09] 7oka**
We made it to Octopus Pot Bay!
**[02:12] Takohashi**
Now we just input the code here,
and the Kraken should show up.
**[02:15] 7oka**
Code?
**[02:15] 7oka**
Code?
**[02:17] Takoashi**
Up, up, down, down,
left, right, left, right, B, A.
**[02:20] 7mori**
Hey, that's the same as in *Gradius*.
**[02:22] Takohashi**
Then duck twice, jump once...
**[02:25] Takohashi**
And press against the wall three times—
**[02:29] 7oka**
Master!
**[02:30] 7yama**
Huh? What?
**[02:31] 7oka**
Master! Master?!
**[02:32] 7mori**
Huh?
**[02:32] 7oka**
Wha...?
**[02:33] 7yama**
I think he's gone.
**[02:34] 7oka**
Whoa...
**[02:36] 7oka**
That's a hell of a self-destruct!
**[02:38] 7yama**
All this is gonna do is cause another
rumor that he died. He'll be back.
**[02:41] 7oka**
He will?
**[02:43] Both**
Master! Master! Master?
**[02:45] Takohashi**
Hey, a thong!
**[02:47] Takohashi**
I'm back!
**[02:53] 7yama**
This is one crazy master...
# E21 - Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XMGV1R/sacrifice-the-siren-that-tempts-the-monster)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #21 Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
**[00:16] Takohashi**
See, the Kraken's a real horndog,
**[00:16] Sign**
Octopus Hunter
(The Late) Master Takohashi
**[00:18] Takohashi**
so this trick should allow you to lure it out.
**[00:23] 7oka**
It's time to sacrifice a beautiful woman!
***SIGN*** Beautiful Woman
**[00:25] 7oka**
That should lure that horndog Kraken
out as he tries to kidnap her!
**[00:29] 7yama**
I have a hard time believing
this is gonna work.
**[00:29] Sign**
Nanayama
**[00:31] 7yama**
For one thing, this is *way* too much blush.
**[00:34] 7oka**
Sing something, Nanayama!
**[00:37] 7oka**
Remember how those girls sang
to summon Mothra? Just try it!
**[00:41] 7yama**
That's a lot of pressure...
**[00:42] 7oka**
Come on, man, just try it!
**[00:46] 7yama**
Octo, octo...
***SIGN*** "The Octopus Bait Song" by Nanayama
**[00:50] 7yama**
Octo, squid, squid, are you squidding me?
**[00:54] 7yama**
Do you prefer squid or octopus?
**[01:01] 7yama**
Squid's honestly pretty
tasty, to be honest...
**[01:05] 7yama**
Personally, I prefer crab...
**[01:05] 7oka**
Hey, what is that?!
**[01:08] 7yama**
Some people prefer octopus or squid...
**[01:10] 7yama**
Look! It's a huge octopus!
**[01:12] 7mori**
Is that the Kraken?
**[01:13] 7oka**
It's gotta be, right?!
**[01:14] 7oka**
Don't you think?!
**[01:15] 7mori**
I think so!
**[01:16] 7oka**
Nanayama actually did it...
**[01:18] 7yama**
...their mouths are actually where
their legs are connected...
**[01:20] 7oka**
Do an impression! Come on!
**[01:22] 7yama**
An impression?
**[01:23] 7oka**
I think that should lure it closer. Probably.
**[01:26] 7yama**
An impression of the octopus?
**[01:27] 7oka**
Not the octopus! A singer or something!
**[01:32] 7yama**
I'm Ayu.
**[01:34] 7oka**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[01:35] 7yama**
What? I literally said her name!
**[01:37] 7yama**
It's me, Ayu. I show up in
every season of this show.
**[01:40] 7oka**
He really loves Ayu, doesn't he?
**[01:42] 7oka**
Wait, look! The Kraken's backing away.
**[01:45] 7oka**
Do something quick! Hurry!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Rola here! Rola here!
**[01:48] 7oka**
That's actually pretty close!
**[01:50] 7yama**
I am Lupin Sanpei!
**[01:53] 7oka**
Sanpei?
**[01:54] 7oka**
Who became a chef and then
came back to showbiz?
**[01:58] 7yama**
I wanna eat pancakes! I wanna eat pancakes!
**[02:03] 7yama**
On second thought, no, I don't!
**[02:06] 7oka**
Do more, Nanayama!
**[02:10] 7yama**
Y'know how...
**[02:13] 7yama**
sometimes you don't know whether
to say good evening...
**[02:17] 7yama**
or goodnight?
**[02:19] 7oka**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[02:21] 7yama**
Mori.
**[02:23] 7yama**
Masako's Mori.
**[02:26] 7oka**
You could've just said Mori Shinichi!
**[02:29] 7yama**
Y'know, you can look at the
forest, but miss the trees...
**[02:33] 7oka**
Okay, now you might as well
do one of Mrs. Mori Masako.
**[02:33] 7yama**
And this forest is Mori.
**[02:38] 7yama**
Sensei?
**[02:41] 7yama**
Sensei, it's me, Mori.
**[02:43] 7yama**
I'm going to retire.
**[02:45] 7oka**
That's spot-on.
**[02:46] 7yama**
I love crab.
**[02:49] 7oka**
Uh... what?
**[02:51] 7oka**
What the... Huh?
**[02:53] 7oka**
His last words before he was
taken away were "I love crab"!
**[02:56] 7mori**
He's just gone!
# E22 - Entertainment! The Kraken Family
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJNK5D6/entertainment-the-kraken-family)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #22 Entertainment! The Kraken Family
**[00:16] 7oka**
* With the sacrificial maiden in*
* hand, the Kraken has vanished.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
Where'd that Kraken go?!
**[00:22] 7mori**
Which way did it go?
**[00:24] 7oka**
Hey, Kraken!
**[00:24] 7mori**
Hey! Where are you?!
**[00:27] 7oka**
Look, over there!
***SIGN*** AD in a Wedding Dress
**[00:29] 7oka**
Nanayama's in a wedding dress!
**[00:32] 7oka**
What the heck is he doing?!
**[00:33] 7yama**
Help!
**[00:37] 7mori**
I have a feeling the Kraken is planning
to have their wedding ceremony here.
**[00:41] 7oka**
What? An octopus and an AD getting married?!
**[00:46] 7mori**
Well, there's a chapel,
and there's even a minister!
**[00:49] 7oka**
True, it definitely looks like a wedding.
**[00:52] 7mori**
Those are probably the Kraken's parents,
and I bet those five are his kids.
**[00:57] 7oka**
A married family of eight?!
**[01:00] 7oka**
That's gonna be pretty rough.
**[01:02] 7yama**
Hurry up and help me!
**[01:04] 7yama**
They're gonna make me get married!
**[01:06] 7yama**
I don't wanna get married!
**[01:10] 7oka**
This is kinda interesting.
**[01:15] 7mori**
An octopus and an AD getting married
is a pretty fresh premise for a show.
**[01:19] 7oka**
We could make it a documentary about a
newlywed bride marrying into a huge family.
**[01:23] 7mori**
Oh, that sounds good!
**[01:25] 7oka**
Maybe make it so that the husband
won't stand up to his wife?
**[01:30] Kraken**
"If that's what you think, just do it!"
**[01:32] Kraken**
That's what I'll say.
That's the kinda octopus I am.
**[01:34] Kraken**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[01:36] 7yama**
I feel like I've seen this before.
**[01:39] 7mori**
Maybe we should change the
title from *Hunt the Kraken!*
**[01:43] 7mori**
to *The Wacky Kraken Family: A New
Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch*.
**[01:43] Sign**
The Wacky!
**[01:43] Sign**
Kraken Family:
**[01:44] Sign**
A New Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch
**[01:48] 7mori**
I bet that will get better ratings.
**[01:50] 7yama**
Wait, am I the new blushing bride?
**[01:54] 7oka**
Reality shows with big families are
popular and tend to get good ratings,
***SIGN*** Big Family
**[01:57] 7oka**
on top of being relatively cheap to produce.
***SIGN*** Production Cost ↓
**[01:59] 7mori**
* And when you consider it's a family of*
* Krakens, that's bound to get extra buzz.*
**[02:03] 7oka**
If this goes well, forget about
the ratings triple crown...
**[02:05] 7oka**
We might just get...
**[02:07] 7oka**
the ratings Octuple Crown!
Which would be appropriate.
**[02:10] Sign**
Ratings Octuple Crown
**[02:14] 7mori**
And if we get really good ratings,
that'll mean a lot of new sponsors,
***SIGN*** TV Nanana Headquarters
(Run Down Building)
**[02:17] 7mori**
and maybe the company will get to expand.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana Headquarters
(New Offices)
**[02:19] 7mori**
I bet we end up with
thirty affiliate stations!
**[02:22] 7oka**
We're the perennial runners-up,
**[02:24] Sign**
Major Network
**[02:24] 7oka**
but this'll make us number one
among the major networks!
**[02:28] 7oka**
I like it!
**[02:30] 7oka**
Nanayama, marry that Kraken!
**[02:32] 7yama**
Uh, why? Please don't make
calls like that for me!
**[02:35] 7yama**
I haven't even sorted my feelings out yet!
**[02:37] 7oka**
No, I'm making the call!
That's what I'll say.
**[02:40] 7oka**
From here on out, you're the
Big Mommy of a big family!
**[02:43] 7yama**
Big Mommy?
**[02:44] 7oka**
Get that camera rolling!
**[02:46] 7oka**
Our new family reality TV
show is about to launch!
**[02:50] 7oka**
Nanayama, we wish you happiness!
**[02:52] 7yama**
Seriously, these things have crazy suction.
**[02:55] 7yama**
They're gonna rip my face off.
# E23 - Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREXNJW3Y/likeness-rights-the-mysterious-giant-organization)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #23 Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
**[00:16] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's Expedition Crew,
**[00:18] 7oka**
and we've finally tracked
down a legendary monster!
**[00:21] 7oka**
Those are the massive, and also numerous,
members of the Kraken family!
**[00:25] Cyclops**
Yeah, no!
**[00:27] Cyclops**
No filming without permission!
**[00:30] 7oka**
You guys again?!
***SIGN*** Minotaur
***SIGN*** Cyclops
**[00:33] 7oka**
We're trying to film a show here! Butt out!
**[00:34] Cyclops**
We're part of an organization that
was founded last year to protect
**[00:39] Cyclops**
the likeness rights of
supernatural creatures.
**[00:41] Cyclops**
It's called the Natural Society for the
Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures,
***SIGN*** Natural Society for the Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures
**[00:45] Cyclops**
or for short...
**[00:47] Cyclops**
NASLAC.
**[00:48] 7oka**
NASLAC?
**[00:50] Cyclops**
Kraken here is protected under NASLAC,
***SIGN*** Contract
**[00:54] Cyclops**
so if you want to film him, you've gotta
fork over the fee for his likeness.
**[00:57] 7oka**
You can't just make up rules like that!
Nobody told us about them!
**[01:02] Cyclops**
He's a big name, too,
so it's not gonna be cheap.
**[01:06] Cyclops**
And for the record, the fee only
covers a single TV appearance.
**[01:11] Cyclops**
That means no reruns, no DVD releases,
and no Internet streaming!
***SIGN*** Reruns
***SIGN*** DVD Release
***SIGN*** Streaming
**[01:16] Cyclops**
You can't play it on a TV
in a restaurant or bar,
***SIGN*** Restaurants
***SIGN*** Bars
***SIGN*** School Lessons
**[01:18] Cyclops**
or use it for educational
purposes in schools, either!
**[01:21] Cyclops**
Any of that will come with an additional
charge, so keep that in mind.
***SIGN*** Additional Charge
**[01:25] Cyclops**
If you want your scoop,
**[01:28] Cyclops**
you're gonna have to agree to these terms
before you get that camera rolling, got it?
**[01:33] 7oka**
All right, we're not doing the shoot, then.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Thanks anyway!
**[01:37] Cyclops**
Wait, you're not?
**[01:38] 7oka**
Well, we can't pay for all that.
**[01:40] Cyclops**
Wait... hang on a sec.
You guys are just the crew.
**[01:42] Cyclops**
Don't you, like, need to talk to your bosses?
**[01:45] 7oka**
Our bosses wouldn't even pay for our ransom!
**[01:48] 7oka**
It'd be a waste of breath.
**[01:51] Cyclops**
Uh, w-well... in that case, why not film me?
**[01:56] Cyclops**
I've waived my likeness rights,
so it's all-you-can-film, for free!
**[01:59] Cyclops**
You can even do reruns and whatnot!
**[02:01] 7oka**
You guys aren't gonna get us any ratings!
**[02:03] 7oka**
You're boring.
**[02:05] Cyclops**
How can you look at me and use that word?!
**[02:08] Cyclops**
I'm photogenic as all get out!
**[02:09] Cyclops**
I look a lot better on TV than any of those
one-hit wonder comedians you always see!
**[02:14] 7mori**
Captain, I've never even heard
of this committee of his.
**[02:17] 7mori**
I don't think we have to worry
about this likeness stuff.
**[02:18] 7mori**
Let's just get Mr. Fujinami to kick
their butts, and keep filming!
**[02:22] 7oka**
I had the same idea, which is why I've been
sending out messenger pigeons to him,
**[02:26] 7oka**
but I've gotten no response at all!
**[02:28] 7mor**
Maybe he's out on tour?
***SIGN*** Himeji Castle
**[02:35] 7oka**
Hey! We'll never agree to respect
these likeness rights conditions!
**[02:38] 7oka**
We're gonna film the Kraken
whether you like it or not!
**[02:41] Cyclops**
Go ahead and try it.
**[02:44] Cyclops**
Without Mr. Fujinami, you guys are nothing.
**[02:48] Cyclops**
You'll see how scary it can be
if you go up against NASLAC.
# E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4389R/exclusive-the-wacky-tv-fireworks-festival)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #24 Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
**[00:15] Sign**
Contract
**[00:17] 7oka**
* Will we be able to defeat the mysterious*
* organization known as NASLAC*
***SIGN*** Minotaur
***SIGN*** Cyclops
***SIGN*** Kraken
**[00:20] 7oka**
*and obtain footage of the Kraken?*
**[00:26] 7oka**
This size difference is a little too much.
What am I supposed to do here?
**[00:29] 7mori**
I have something that might work.
**[00:31] 7mori**
Want to try it?
**[00:32] 7oka**
What is it?
**[00:34] Label sign**
Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
**[00:35] 7mori**
It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
**[00:35] Sign**
Firework
**[00:39] 7mori**
I was working on the live
broadcast of the festivities
**[00:42] 7mori**
and got it as a memento.
**[00:44] 7mori**
Let's toss it at him and blow
their whole organization up!
**[00:50] 7oka**
It's worth a shot.
**[00:52] 7mori**
I'll get the camera rolling.
You throw it, Captain.
**[00:55] 7oka**
I've gotta do it?
**[00:55] 7mori**
Yes.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Seems dangerous...
**[00:57] 7mori**
Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
**[00:58] 7mori**
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
you guys out right now!
**[01:05] Cyclops**
What could you possibly do
without Mr. Fujinami's help?
**[01:08] 7oka**
We may not have him, but you can have this!
**[01:13] 7oka**
We might have no budget, but with a
fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
**[01:17] Both**
Four, five, six—
**[01:19] Both**
Go, Nanana!
**[01:23] Cyclops**
Hey, i-it's headed this way!
**[01:25] Cyclops**
Whoa, s-stop it!
**[01:30] Cyclops**
Huh?
**[01:32] 7oka**
Hey, what happened?
**[01:34] 7mori**
I don't see the firework.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Where'd it go?
**[01:38] 7yama**
What kind of aim was that?
**[01:48] 7mori**
Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
**[01:51] 7oka**
I probably should have warmed up first.
**[01:56] 7yama**
You didn't go through that
Maeda Kenta routine first?
**[01:58] 7oka**
Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
**[02:02] 7oka**
* And so, our attempt to score big ratings*
* ended with nothing to show for it.*
**[02:07] 7oka**
* But as long as mysterious*
* creatures lurk in this world,*
**[02:09] 7oka**
*TV Nanana's expedition will continue!*
**[02:12] 7yama**
Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
**[02:16] Cyclops**
Hey!
**[02:17] Cyclops**
You guys know I'm rarer
than most cryptids, right?
**[02:21] Cyclops**
Why won't you put me on your show?!
**[02:23] Cyclops**
I already waived my likeness
rights and everything!
**[02:26] 7oka**
You just don't look like
you'd get any ratings!
**[02:29] Cyclops**
What about if, after you drain one of
those lakes, you find me in there?
**[02:33] 7oka**
You've got no impact.
**[02:34] Cyclops**
I'm very impactful!
**[02:36] Cyclops**
You could use a bunch of me.
**[02:37] 7oka**
For starters, drop this freelance
thing and get some representation.
**[02:41] Cyclops**
In that case, let me join
Watanabe Productions.
**[02:43] 7oka**
If you join, you'd better pay your
respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
**[02:46] 7oka**
All the new talent has to go
through his workshop first.
**[02:50] Cyclops**
Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
**[02:53] 7oka**
The end!
**[02:53] 7oka**
The End
**[02:54] Cyclops**
What kind of ending is this?