Wacky TV Nanana

TV Nanana, a dirt-poor television network, is bought out by the major streaming service Nanazon Prime Video... and the bigwigs of Nanazon waste no time laying off staff on a massive scale! The first ones they target are the Expedition Team because they haven't produced any hit programs since the Kiina story. So to avoid being laid off, the director Nanaoka, cameraman Nanamori, and assistant director Nanayama kick off an ambitious new program idea that major networks had sunk small fortunes into before and failed: to discover the buried treasure of the Banagawa House and broadcast it on TV.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    "Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
[00:17] ---
    This is a small TV station
    in Roppongi,
[00:20] ---
    TV Nanana.
[00:23] ---
    In this tiny TV station
    struggling with a low budget,
[00:26] ---
    a life and death decision
    has just been taken.
[00:30] ---
    Oh, I see.
    Yes, Sir.
[00:33] ---
    I'm on it.
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:40] ---
    What's up, Boss?
SIGN    AD
    NANAYAMA
SIGN    DIRECTOR
    NANAOKA
SIGN    CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
[00:42] ---
    We've got news from the
    top. Calm down and listen.
[00:47] ---
    Calm down, OK?
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
[00:49] ---
    The Boss'll talk.
[00:51] ---
    Who?
[00:51] ---
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
    Just wait.
[00:54] ---
    Shut up! Let me talk.
[00:57] ---
    Our flagship program,
[01:00] ---
    Banana Mesh Night got axed.
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT
[01:03] ---
    Banana Mesh Night?
[01:07] ---
    Why, Boss?
    It had the best audience rating.
[01:11] ---
    They've just decided it
    at the board meeting.
[01:13] ---
    They've been flooded with complaints.
    "Too indecent."
[01:16] ---
    One, two,
    Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.
[01:19] ---
    Pull that thong tighter,
    Banana Mesh.
[01:23] ---
    But we've just made
    the novelty thongs!
[01:25] ---
    What can we do?
[01:27] ---
    We've been broadcasting it for years.
[01:31] ---
    This is an emergency.
    We've got orders for a new show.
[01:36] ---
    Go to South America
    and film a rare animal now.
[01:39] ---
    A rare animal?
[01:40] ---
    Exactly.
[01:42] ---
    The legendary keena.
SIGN    ECUANA REPUBLIC
[01:46] ---
    There have been sightings in a remote area
    of Ecuana, South America.
[01:52] ---
    Apparently, the rare animal keena
[01:53] ---
    has got a pigeon head
    and a cat body.
[01:57] ---
    It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[02:00] ---
    It's a conservation geek's dream.
[02:04] ---
    We must bet on the keena
    to save our poor TV station.
[02:10] ---
    Film it and settle the score
    for Banana Mesh Night.
[02:15] ---
    We'll make a TV show recording
    this spectacular feat!
[02:22] ---
    All right. Now go, go.
[02:26] ---
    We'll find it at any cost.
[02:28] ---
    You like rare animals, don't you?
[02:31] ---
    Can I go home first?
[02:33] ---
    Need to get ready.
[02:34] ---
    We're going now.
[02:35] ---
    Just the three of us?
[02:36] ---
    Yeah.
[02:37] ---
    Huh?!
[02:39] ---
    How about this thong?
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Put it on.
[02:46] ---
    Excuse me?
[02:48] ---
    So, this is how we went to Ecuana
    in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.

Season 1

E2 - TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    "Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #2 TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
SIGN    ECUANA REPUBLIC
[00:17] ---
    After our arrival in Ecuana,
[00:20] ---
    we're taking a small plane
    to the jungle.
[00:24] ---
    This is the plane
    our company's booked?
[00:27] ---
    It's the only one
    we can afford.
[00:30] ---
    But can it fly?
[00:34] ---
    What's this sticky goo?
    What the heck?
[00:38] ---
    Thank you for choosing
    Narros Airlines.
[00:41] ---
    It stinks in here.
[00:41] ---
    I'm Narros, your pilot.
[00:43] ---
    My wife and grandson
    will be your cabin crew.
[00:47] ---
    We'll do our best
    for you.
[00:49] ---
    This plane's no good.
    We're outta here.
[00:52] ---
    It's the worst plane ever.
[00:56] ---
    Oh! Wait!
[00:58] ---
    Our rivals, Bubble TV!
[01:01] ---
    That's gross.
SIGN    BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
[01:03] ---
    That jerk producer
    Zakibana's here too.
[01:07] ---
    What's he doing here?
[01:10] ---
    They came for the keena too.
[01:12] ---
    What?
[01:14] ---
    Their charter flight
    looks fast.
[01:17] ---
    Darn bubble millionaires
    stuck in the 80s.
[01:21] ---
    We won't let them film
    the keena before us. Take off!
[01:34] ---
    Mr. Nanaoka, she keeps
    asking for a tip.
[01:37] ---
    Give it to her.
[01:40] ---
    But she keeps asking.
[01:43] ---
    Give her more.
[01:45] ---
    Gimme too.
[01:46] ---
    Why?
    I don't have enough money.
[01:49] ---
    Just give it to her.
[01:50] ---
    I did.
[01:52] ---
    She's still there.
[01:53] ---
    What? More?
[01:55] ---
    Jeez. Here.
[01:57] ---
    Captain, when are we
    taking off?
[02:00] ---
    I just see water around us.
[02:02] ---
    The yoke's stuck.
[02:05] ---
    No way.
[02:07] ---
    Let me try.
[02:08] ---
    No.
[02:09] ---
    I'll drive.
[02:10] ---
    You've gotta oil it.
[02:12] ---
    Hey!
[02:15] ---
    Careful, careful.
[02:20] ---
    Pull! Pull!
[02:21] ---
    I'm pulling.
[02:23] ---
    We can't get to work like this.
[02:28] ---
    Quick.
[02:30] ---
    Move it.
[02:41] ---
    I think I forgot to pull
    the handbrake.
[02:44] ---
    Silly mistake.
[02:50] ---
    TV Nanana, to the jungle!

Season 1

E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
SIGN    PURSUING THE KEENA!
[00:17] ---
    TV Nanana's keena coverage
    has finally started.
[00:22] ---
    Look at that!
[00:25] ---
    Keena's scratch marks!
[00:28] ---
    Keena's feathers!
[00:32] ---
    Keena's feces!
[00:33] ---
    Chief Nanaoka keeps finding
    more and more clues.
[00:38] ---
    Where's the keena?
[00:42] ---
    There's no doubt
    it's in this jungle.
[00:46] ---
    The search is going well,
    but...
[00:49] ---
    Don't forget that there's always
    danger hidden in the jungle.
[00:54] ---
    Whoa! Whoa!
[00:54] ---
    A sudden huge rockfall.
[00:58] ---
    Hold onto this!
[00:59] ---
    Bottomless swamps.
[01:02] ---
    Scorpions on your legs!
[01:04] ---
    Poisonous snakes on your body!
[01:07] ---
    Huge anacondas
    wrapped around your neck!
[01:10] ---
    The jungle keeps testing
    our TV crew.
[01:16] ---
    I'm choking! Help! Help!
[01:19] ---
    This won't stop me!
    I'll never give up!
[01:23] ---
    Even with an anaconda
    wrapped around my neck...
[01:27] ---
    I'm still burning!
[01:30] ---
    Cut.
[01:31] ---
    Your acting's too
    over the top, Chief.
[01:35] ---
    Why?
[01:35] ---
    It looks fake.
[01:38] ---
    What?
SIGN    YOU'RE OVERACTING
[01:41] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[01:44] ---
    Be more natural.
[01:47] ---
    Look, you gotta go over the top
    in an expedition like this.
[01:50] ---
    It's more exciting.
[01:51] ---
    We can't hire any celebrity,
[01:54] ---
    so we've got to put all
    our passion into this.
[01:56] ---
    We must bring the thrill
    to the audience!
[01:59] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[02:01] ---
    What's your concept of "reality"?
[02:03] ---
    The more you talk,
    the faker it sounds.
[02:06] ---
    It's better if you shut up.
[02:09] ---
    Right. Let's go with that.
[02:11] ---
    That's weird!
SIGN    THE SILENT CHIEF
[02:12] ---
    Who's gonna watch a show about
    a guy wandering around saying nothing?
[02:17] ---
    I'll talk!
[02:18] ---
    Please don't.
[02:19] ---
    Really, don't. Keep quiet.
[02:21] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:23] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:24] ---
    Please don't. Just shut up.
[02:25] ---
    I'm confident in my power of speech.
[02:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:35] ---
    That's so realistic!
    Very good.
[02:37] ---
    See? It got much better
    as soon as you stopped talking.
[02:41] ---
    Nice sense of urgency.
    It looks like you're really choking.
[02:46] ---
    Amazing.
[02:47] ---
    So real!
[02:48] ---
    Super real. Nice!
[02:50] ---
    It looks like you're really choking.
    Doesn't look like acting.
[02:55] ---
    Nice.

Season 1

E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #4 THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
[00:17] ---
    We can't shoot with that anaconda
    wrapped around the chief's neck.
[00:21] ---
    Yeah.
[00:22] ---
    Don't you know anyone
    who can take snakes off people?
[00:25] ---
    There's one TV zoologist
    I met before.
[00:32] ---
    Well, he's got an anaconda
    wrapped tight around his neck.
[00:37] ---
    That's a bit tricky.
    They're very powerful.
[00:41] ---
    It happened to you as well, right?
    What did you do then?
[00:47] ---
    Anacondas squeeze tighter
    if you try to pull them off.
[00:53] ---
    You mustn't try to pull it off.
[00:54] ---
    It's important to relax
    all muscles in your body.
[00:58] ---
    Relax all muscles.
[00:59] ---
    It made me sick when it bit me.
[01:02] ---
    Right.
[01:03] ---
    " Ow. It hurts."
[01:06] ---
    " Let me go." I said.
[01:08] ---
    What? What?
[01:10] ---
    He said he doesn't wanna die
    in South America.
[01:12] ---
    Huh?
[01:13] ---
    How can we free him?
[01:15] ---
    You're in South America?
[01:17] ---
    Yes.
[01:18] ---
    It's full of pretty women there.
    I'd love to go.
[01:23] ---
    I guess you're right.
[01:24] ---
    The young ones
    have nice firm bums.
[01:26] ---
    I guess that grabbed
    your attention too.
[01:30] ---
    If you go to Copacabana Beach,
[01:34] ---
    it's full of beauties in bikini.
[01:36] ---
    Really?
[01:37] ---
    There's so many
    cute girls at the beach.
[01:42] ---
    Walking around.
[01:44] ---
    What's he talking about?
[01:45] ---
    Many have got blonde hair, and
    when the sunlight hits their hair,
[01:49] ---
    it glows like a halo.
[01:52] ---
    It looks unreal.
    It's so cool.
[01:57] ---
    He's a pervert.
[01:59] ---
    They've got white skin
    and big round eyes.
[02:03] ---
    You see so many bums,
    but you never tire of watching.
[02:08] ---
    Er... could you tell us how to free him?
[02:12] ---
    What should we do now?
[02:13] ---
    Anacondas have scales.
[02:17] ---
    Scales?
[02:18] ---
    They don't like it
    if you stroke them the wrong way.
[02:21] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way.
[02:22] ---
    Really? It's hard to believe.
[02:24] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way...
[02:26] ---
    It let go!
[02:27] ---
    It let go.
[02:29] ---
    Amazing!
[02:30] ---
    It took you ages!
[02:33] ---
    The scales trick worked.
[02:34] ---
    We took the snake off!
[02:36] ---
    Good for you.
    
[02:37] ---
    But...
[02:39] ---
    You spent too much time
    talking about girls!
[02:42] ---
    You like pretty women too much.
[02:45] ---
    Introduce 2 or 3 to me!
[02:47] ---
    That's difficult.
    Even though there's many of them.
[02:51] ---
    But it sounds like fun,
    so I will.
[02:55] ---
    Thank you so much.

Season 1

E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #5 VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
[00:16] ---
    We came to the remote village of
    Momoyama in search of the keena.
[00:22] ---
    We found a nice-looking village.
[00:25] ---
    You generally find clues
    in places like this.
[00:31] ---
    Let's investigate the village.
[00:33] ---
    OK.
[00:33] ---
    Let’s go. Let's go.
SIGN    VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
[00:38] ---
    Village Confidential!
    Bananatic Paradise.
[00:42] ---
    Today we'll visit
[00:44] ---
    Momoyama Village in the Ecuana Republic.
SIGN    MOMOYAMA VILLAGE
[00:47] ---
    Nice atmosphere.
[00:49] ---
    What will we find in this village
[00:52] ---
    hidden in the deep of the jungle,
    wrapped in mystery?
[00:55] ---
    Let's check out the top 3 attractions.
[00:57] ---
    What will they be?
[01:00] ---
    #3 The river.
    The villagers' haven of rest.
SIGN    THE RIVER
[01:05] ---
    It's important.
[01:06] ---
    Meals, laundry, leisure. All of these
    activities take place here.
[01:12] ---
    It's the jungle's entertainment complex,
    enjoying steady popularity.
[01:15] ---
    Looks like it.
[01:20] ---
    #2 Keena Festival.
    Celebrating the holy beast.
SIGN    THE KEENA FESTIVAL
[01:26] ---
    The keena!
[01:26] ---
    The keena is a legendary animal
    said to inhabit this area.
[01:31] ---
    In ancient times, the head was
    used as food and the fur as clothing.
[01:36] ---
    It's always been a priceless treasure
    for the villagers.
[01:40] ---
    You can't catch it at all
    nowadays, but
SIGN    KEENA DANCE
[01:43] ---
    it's still worshiped as a god
    in the village.
[01:47] ---
    It's #2.
[01:48] ---
    And finally the top attraction.
[01:50] ---
    Better than the keena?
[01:52] ---
    But, before that...
[01:58] ---
    What?
[02:00] ---
    What's this?
[02:02] ---
    Useless footage.
[02:04] ---
    Give us some info
    about the keena.
[02:08] ---
    #1.
[02:09] ---
    Better than the keena?
[02:11] ---
    They have no mercy
    for suspicious visitors.
[02:15] ---
    #1 Headhunting.
SIGN    HEADHUNTING
[02:18] ---
    The Momoyamas are
    a headhunting tribe.
[02:21] ---
    They make visitors shudder
    in traditional old school style.
[02:27] ---
    They lock them up
    in prison. Then...
[02:29] ---
    A holy ritual takes place. After that,
[02:33] ---
    the prisoners wait to be sacrificed.
[02:36] ---
    These were the top 3 attractions
    of Momoyama Village.
[02:42] ---
    It's you guys' fault.
[02:44] ---
    You wanted to investigate.
[02:45] ---
    What did you just say?
[02:47] ---
    You should have done
    some research beforehand.
[02:50] ---
    No, Chief. It's your fault.
[02:54] ---
    You two will be first,
    when they take our heads.

Season 1

E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #6 SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
[00:16] ---
    While we were pursuing the keena,
[00:19] ---
    we got caught by a headhunting tribe.
[00:22] ---
    Jeez. We may really get killed.
[00:27] ---
    What's all this food?
[00:29] ---
    What's going on?
[00:31] ---
    You'll be our sacrificial victims.
[00:33] ---
    We'll fill your bellies before we kill you,
[00:35] ---
    so you'll make a great sacrifice.
[00:38] ---
    Come on, tuck in.
[00:39] ---
    "A great sacrifice"?
[00:45] ---
    How can you eat
    in this situation?
[00:49] ---
    By the way, Village Chief.
    Have you ever seen a real keena?
[00:52] ---
    Yes, I have.
[00:53] ---
    They're not around anymore, but
    there used to be so many.
[00:58] ---
    Their meat is delicious,
    and you can sell their fur.
[01:01] ---
    It was a real blessing.
[01:04] ---
    I've heard they can still be found
    in the grassland deep inside the jungle.
[01:08] ---
    We were joking that
    if we sacrifice you
[01:10] ---
    and pray to the gods,
    the keenas might come this way.
[01:15] ---
    So, we decided to give it a try.
[01:18] ---
    Anyway, why are you filming?
    You can't shoot without authorization.
[01:23] ---
    We're a TV crew
    from Roppongi in Tokyo.
[01:26] ---
    We're here to cover the keena.
[01:29] ---
    No way!
    Just the 3 of you?
[01:32] ---
    Yeah, well..
[01:33] ---
    We're on a low budget.
[01:35] ---
    The director does the reporting,
    and the AD does sound and lighting too.
[01:40] ---
    We don't have bodyguards,
    so we must fend for ourselves.
[01:44] ---
    We had to take a cheap banged-up plane
    but somehow we made it here.
[01:50] ---
    I see. Your company is poor.
[01:52] ---
    They're poor. Yuck.
[01:54] ---
    They've got no budget.
[01:55] ---
    Even though their TV station
    is in a hip area.
[01:58] ---
    Why did you come all the way here if
    you're poor? Do something cheaper.
[02:03] ---
    Our company is on the brink
    of bankruptcy!
[02:05] ---
    We absolutely must do the keena scoop
    in order to save our channel.
[02:09] ---
    They'll go bust without the keena.
[02:10] ---
    Oh, no.
[02:11] ---
    Are they really a terrestrial TV crew?
[02:14] ---
    Can't be.
[02:15] ---
    They're pitiful.
[02:17] ---
    I'm sorry! Really.
[02:20] ---
    The villagers got turned off
    because you're too poor.
[02:25] ---
    We can't sacrifice you, I'm sorry.
[02:27] ---
    "Turned off"?
[02:29] ---
    The gods won't be happy if we sacrifice
    a miserable, poor crew like you.
[02:34] ---
    You're not worthy to be sacrificed.
[02:36] ---
    Can you leave right now, please?
[02:38] ---
    We don't want a poor TV crew
    hanging around the village.
[02:42] ---
    Please! Go somewhere else.
[02:44] ---
    We can go, then?
[02:44] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:45] ---
    Can I get some food? I haven't eaten.
[02:48] ---
    There's nothing left.
[02:49] ---
    Come on, even a sandwich will do...
[02:50] ---
    Get outta here!
[02:53] ---
    We're done with you.
[02:54] ---
    A sandwich or a rice ball...
[02:56] ---
    Nope.

Season 1

E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #7 MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
[00:16] ---
    We don't have money
    to hire bodyguards.
SIGN    PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TATSUMI FUJINAMI
[00:19] ---
    In case of danger, we must use
    our knowledge and tricks to escape.
[00:24] ---
    Hello, TV Nanana speaking.
[00:27] ---
    Oh, the poor TV station?
[00:30] ---
    Yes, Sir.
    Please don't be so hard on us.
[00:34] ---
    So, basically...
[00:35] ---
    I got caught by a bear
    during the shooting.
[00:40] ---
    That's un-bear-able, huh?
[00:43] ---
    Was it a pun?
[00:46] ---
    Did you just make a pun?
[00:47] ---
    No. You said it was a bear.
[00:50] ---
    I'm sure it was a pun.
    But, whatever.
[00:54] ---
    I'm fighting it as we speak,
    and I'd like to attack it
[00:57] ---
    from behind,
    where it's vulnerable.
[01:00] ---
    Can you teach me a special move?
[01:04] ---
    Right.
[01:04] ---
    Can you?
[01:05] ---
    Yeah. I know a few.
[01:06] ---
    You do?
[01:07] ---
    He said he knows a few.
[01:09] ---
    Does he mean he knows
    how to fight a bear?
[01:12] ---
    Good! Good!
[01:14] ---
    Hey, I'll tell you how to do
    a Dragon Suplex. You'll do it.
[01:18] ---
    Me?
[01:19] ---
    That's obvious.
[01:21] ---
    You're the only one.
[01:22] ---
    There must be some other,
    simpler way to do it.
[01:24] ---
    There isn't. We've got
    Mr. Fujinami on the phone.
[01:28] ---
    Un-bear-able.
[01:30] ---
    Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
[01:32] ---
    The opponent is huge, though.
[01:34] ---
    It is huge.
[01:34] ---
    Even bigger than Andre the Giant.
[01:37] ---
    Really?
[01:39] ---
    What shall I do, then?
[01:41] ---
    First of all, go behind it.
[01:43] ---
    Go behind. OK.
[01:45] ---
    Now you do a Nelson Hold
    from behind.
[01:48] ---
    I can't reach.
[01:49] ---
    Can't he?
    
[01:50] ---
    Can't reach.
[01:52] ---
    What can we do?
[01:53] ---
    It just fell on the floor for me.
[01:56] ---
    If it's on the floor, then...
[01:58] ---
    We're lucky.
[01:59] ---
    You can grab its arm, right?
[02:01] ---
    Um... like this?
[02:03] ---
    The Ude-hishigi move?
[02:04] ---
    That's it.
    
[02:06] ---
    Right. Antonio Inoki used it
    against Andre the Giant.
[02:09] ---
    Do you know how to do a Key Lock?
[02:10] ---
    Like this?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
    Lock its arm between your legs.
[02:15] ---
    The bear pulled him up
    during the Key Lock!
[02:18] ---
    Oh my god!
[02:20] ---
    It's just like watching
    Inoki vs Andre back then.
[02:23] ---
    Yeah, it's the same.
[02:24] ---
    Ouch! It's beating me up.
[02:27] ---
    It's beating me up.
[02:28] ---
    Mr. Inoki went through it too.
[02:30] ---
    But it hurts.
[02:32] ---
    I can't escape.
[02:33] ---
    You can't, huh?
    
[02:35] ---
    Have you met Mr. Inoki lately?
[02:37] ---
    We always go out for a meal
    once a month.
[02:39] ---
    Really?
[02:41] ---
    What do you eat together?
[02:43] ---
    He's not a fussy eater.
    He can eat anything.
[02:47] ---
    Does he use Tabasco sauce?
[02:48] ---
    Not lately.
[02:49] ---
    He can't eat food
    that's too spicy.
[02:52] ---
    He doesn't eat as much nowadays.
[02:54] ---
    I poured Tabasco on the bear.
    It went down.

Season 1

E8 - BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #8 BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
[00:16] ---
    Under wrestler
    Tatsumi Fujinami's guidance,
[00:19] ---
    the battle between TV Nanana
    and the bear rages on.
[00:22] ---
    What should we do, Mr. Fujinami?
SIGN    TV NANANA VS MAN-EATING BEAR
[00:24] ---
    I'll try pushing it
    onto the ropes.
[00:27] ---
    Go for it.
[00:29] ---
    He's bouncing back.
[00:30] ---
    Do a Drop Kick.
    Jump in the air and kick.
[00:33] ---
    Drop Kick!
SIGN    DROP KICK
[00:35] ---
    Nanayama can hit pretty high.
[00:38] ---
    Now climb on the top rope
    and do a Knee Drop.
[00:41] ---
    Knee Drop.
[00:41] ---
    From the top rope.
[00:43] ---
    Oh, no ropes there?
[00:44] ---
    Actually, there are. A bit faraway,
    though. I'll do it from there.
[00:47] ---
    Good. Bend your knees.
[00:49] ---
    OK.
[00:50] ---
    Right. I'll jump now.
[00:50] ---
    OK.
SIGN    KNEE DROP
[00:53] ---
    Good, good.
[00:55] ---
    I've landed on top of it.
[00:56] ---
    It's a good position, huh?
[00:58] ---
    I'm in a mounted position.
[01:00] ---
    He can try a Romero Special
    now, can't he?
[01:03] ---
    I don't know how it's done.
    I've never done it.
[01:07] ---
    I know you've seen it.
[01:09] ---
    You mean the Surfboard?
    I received it often but never done it.
[01:12] ---
    Let's try.
[01:14] ---
    I managed to climb on top of its legs.
    I can grab its arms now.
[01:18] ---
    Right. But, um...
SIGN    ROMERO SPECIAL
[01:21] ---
    It's crushing me. Yikes!
[01:23] ---
    It's crushing me. It's looking bad.
[01:24] ---
    But, luckily, I can
    grab its neck from behind.
[01:27] ---
    Let's do the Dragon Sleeper.
[01:28] ---
    How's it done?
[01:31] ---
    You choke it from behind.
[01:32] ---
    From behind?
    With my arm like this?
[01:35] ---
    Put the other arm
    around its neck.
[01:37] ---
    From the front.
[01:38] ---
    Yes. You've got it.
SIGN    DRAGON SLEEPER
[01:41] ---
    I think he's got it.
[01:42] ---
    I think you did it.
    How does it look, Nanayama?
[01:45] ---
    Floor him! Floor the bear!
[01:46] ---
    Sit down.
[01:48] ---
    I'm pretty exhausted,
    so I'll do the finisher now.
[01:52] ---
    The finisher?
[01:53] ---
    I think that was it.
[01:56] ---
    No, er...
[01:57] ---
    Hey, Nanayama. Mr. Fujinami
    said that was the finisher.
[02:00] ---
    That generally does it, but...
[02:03] ---
    I'm holding it from behind now.
[02:05] ---
    Since you're behind
    do a German Suplex, then.
[02:07] ---
    German or Dragon Suplex?
[02:10] ---
    Let's do the Dragon.
[02:11] ---
    Dragon's cooler, but can you do
    a Nelson Hold from behind?
[02:14] ---
    My arms got longer by chance.
    I should be able to.
[02:18] ---
    By chance?
    What the heck is that?
[02:19] ---
    Do a Nelson Hold
    and bend backward.
[02:24] ---
    With all your strength.
SIGN    DRAGON SUPLEX
[02:26] ---
    I managed.
[02:27] ---
    He managed. How's the bear?
    
[02:30] ---
    He fainted.
[02:31] ---
    We've done it?
[02:34] ---
    I beat the bear on my own!
[02:35] ---
    But I did.
[02:36] ---
    I beat the bear on my own.
[02:38] ---
    He sounds like he's the winner.
[02:40] ---
    Why? It was me...
[02:41] ---
    Mr. Fujinami, I did it!
[02:43] ---
    He got pinned down under the bear.
    You can't tell who's won.
[02:50] ---
    I got everything he said
    though he was talking super fast.
[02:54] ---
    Hey, Nanayama.
    Stop grumbling, would ya.

Season 1

E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #9 WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
[00:16] ---
    We're at a temp agency
    in Ecuana.
[00:20] ---
    So, what position
    do you need to fill?
[00:23] ---
    Assistant Director. This guy's
    pestering me to hire more people.
[00:27] ---
    I'm the only one, always coping
    with unreasonable demands.
[00:30] ---
    What kind of AD?
[00:32] ---
    Someone who speaks clearly
    and doesn't moan.
[00:36] ---
    Not lazy! Motivated!
    Capable!
[00:41] ---
    I am capable.
[00:42] ---
    Wait a moment.
[00:43] ---
    How about him?
[00:45] ---
    He's pretty handsome.
[00:47] ---
    He'll help us pull girls at parties.
[00:49] ---
    He may be useful.
[00:51] ---
    What if he's
    the pure virgin type?
[00:53] ---
    He wants too much money.
    Next!
[00:56] ---
    Him?
[00:58] ---
    Looks like a problem solver.
[01:00] ---
    Could be a good choice.
[01:03] ---
    He wants too much money.
    Next!
[01:06] ---
    Him?
[01:08] ---
    He's the worst. He should pay us.
[01:10] ---
    The worst?
[01:13] ---
    He looks lazy and dumb.
[01:16] ---
    He may come up with stories
    people can relate to.
[01:18] ---
    He'll grumble, I'm sure.
[01:20] ---
    He wants too much money!
[01:21] ---
    No, he doesn't. He's the cheapest.
[01:23] ---
    Next!
[01:24] ---
    Can't find a decent candidate.
    Next!
[01:26] ---
    No good.
[01:27] ---
    Too expensive.
[01:28] ---
    Next!
[01:29] ---
    That's expensive too.
    Next!
[01:32] ---
    You keep doing that.
    What's your budget anyway?
[01:36] ---
    That's peanuts! I've never seen
    such a poor TV channel.
[01:40] ---
    You'll never find anyone
    with that budget.
[01:45] ---
    Miracle! You've got one hit.
[01:47] ---
    Really? I want to meet him.
[01:48] ---
    Wait, I'll pull the data out.
[01:50] ---
    This is the candidate
    matching your requirements.
[01:55] ---
    A monkey?
[01:59] ---
    It's a monkey, isn't it?
[02:02] ---
    Hired!
[02:03] ---
    Wait a sec, it's just a monkey.
[02:06] ---
    No problem whatsoever.
[02:07] ---
    BIG problem, I'd say.
[02:08] ---
    Look closer! Look at these
    lovely round eyes.
[02:12] ---
    He screeches clearly.
    He's not lazy.
[02:16] ---
    He's hired.
[02:17] ---
    The simplest test ever.
[02:19] ---
    Make a great AD out of him.
[02:23] ---
    I have to raise it?
[02:24] ---
    Of course.
[02:25] ---
    But it's a monkey!
[02:27] ---
    Teach him how to greet people
    and use cue cards.
[02:30] ---
    And how to order food.
[02:32] ---
    If you're too strict,
    they quit nowadays.
[02:35] ---
    Teach him about casting too.
[02:37] ---
    So soon? I haven't learnt that yet.
[02:39] ---
    Do it.
[02:41] ---
    Teach him how to be best
    buddies with influential managers.
[02:44] ---
    Can't do that.
    We don't have the budget.
[02:47] ---
    Jeez. He really likes bananas.
[02:50] ---
    He'll eat us one day.
    Guaranteed.

Season 1

E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #10 SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
[00:16] ---
    To save on HR expenses,
    we hired a monkey as our new AD.
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
[00:22] ---
    Thanku, thanku. I'm AD Saruoka.
[00:25] ---
    Nice to meet ya. Thanku.
[00:27] ---
    Come here, please.
SIGN    AD COURSE FOR DUMMIES (AND MONKEYS)
[00:30] ---
    People don't say "Thanku, thanku"
    like that, OK?
[00:32] ---
    Thanku for what, anyway?
[00:34] ---
    Thanku. Yaay.
[00:36] ---
    Don't say "Yaay".
[00:37] ---
    It's my style.
[00:39] ---
    Style doesn't help you work better.
[00:40] ---
    Really?
[00:41] ---
    Now I'll teach you something.
SIGN    LESSON 1 WRAP IT UP
[00:44] ---
    Do you know what
    "Wrap it up" means?
[00:46] ---
    If time's running out, we do this
    to signal performers to wrap it up.
[00:52] ---
    Even I know that.
[00:53] ---
    You're cheeky.
[00:53] ---
    For real. Even I know it.
[00:55] ---
    Do it, then.
[00:57] ---
    OK.
[00:59] ---
    Wrap it up.
[01:00] ---
    Wrap it. Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it.
[01:04] ---
    Stop.
[01:06] ---
    You said it out loud.
[01:08] ---
    Did I?
[01:09] ---
    You kept talking.
[01:10] ---
    No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
[01:13] ---
    You must use your hands only.
    Or the mike'll pick it up.
[01:17] ---
    Don't spin your whole arm.
[01:19] ---
    You're not waving the runner home.
[01:23] ---
    But I want him to run home.
[01:25] ---
    We're not joking, here.
[01:28] ---
    I want you to just spin your hand.
[01:32] ---
    Is this how it's done?
[01:32] ---
    Don't overdo it. Don't use too much
    strength. Look, like this.
[01:41] ---
    You can't eat the crew.
[01:46] ---
    Didn't you know?
[01:49] ---
    Let's do the next lesson.
[01:52] ---
    You've got a lot
    to teach me, right?
[01:55] ---
    Shall I teach you
    about cue cards, then?
[01:57] ---
    Yes, I'd like to learn.
[01:59] ---
    But you can't read, right?
[02:01] ---
    And you can't write, can you?
[02:02] ---
    No, I can't read nor write.
[02:05] ---
    How to get food, then.
SIGN    LESSON 2 ORDER FOOD
[02:07] ---
    I wanna eat.
[02:08] ---
    I won't teach you how to buy bananas.
[02:11] ---
    Bananas, please.
[02:12] ---
    We need you to order bento boxes.
[02:15] ---
    I don't like rice.
[02:18] ---
    It's not your food.
    You won't be ordering just for you.
[02:21] ---
    Right.
[02:22] ---
    It's for the cast.
SIGN    LESSON 3 ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION
[02:24] ---
    How to arrange transportation.
[02:26] ---
    I don't have a driver's license.
[02:27] ---
    I guess.
[02:29] ---
    You can't do this, then.
[02:30] ---
    I'm going to driving school.
[02:33] ---
    Is that possible?
[02:34] ---
    Yes, I'm doing it.
    I want a car.
SIGN    LESSON 4 MARK THE SPOT
[02:37] ---
    Do you know what's "Marking the spot"?
[02:40] ---
    Yes, I do.
[02:41] ---
    OK. I'm marking the spot here.
[02:44] ---
    You're a pain.
    So, don't move from here.
[02:47] ---
    You're marking it for real.
[02:49] ---
    You're the immobile monkey.
    Immonkey.
[02:51] ---
    What's that?
[02:54] ---
    I had enough.
    You'll never be an AD.
[02:56] ---
    Yes, Sir.

Season 1

E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #11 MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
[00:17] ---
    Under my guidance, Saruoka
    has become a great AD.
[00:23] ---
    Mike OK! Lights OK!
    Camera rolling!
[00:26] ---
    Ready to shoot.
    3, 2...
[00:28] ---
    Wait! Ambulance passing by.
[00:30] ---
    I'm sure we could detect the keena
    if we put sensors in this area.
[00:36] ---
    You'll be my successor.
    I have great expectations for you.
[00:39] ---
    You're too kind.
    I'm really honored.
[00:42] ---
    Too great.
    I lost my job because of him.
[00:49] ---
    What the heck!
    He stole my job, that jerk.
[00:53] ---
    I was told "You'll be my successor" too.
    It's not fair, dammit.
[00:58] ---
    I'll bad-mouth him online,
    so he'll be barred from the business.
[01:04] ---
    Let me think.
[01:06] ---
    "Stupid AD." "Jerk."
    "Hypocrite."
[01:09] ---
    Then "Monkey face."
    "Doesn't get along with dogs."
[01:14] ---
    "Couldn't become
    a professional golfer."
[01:17] ---
    My elbows hurt.
[01:19] ---
    "Monkey..."
[01:20] ---
    Mr. Nanayama.
[01:23] ---
    What?
[01:24] ---
    Do you have a minute?
[01:27] ---
    Why? What's up?
[01:30] ---
    Actually, I'm quitting
    my job today.
[01:35] ---
    Huh? Did you check online?
    Er, no... I mean, why?
[01:39] ---
    It's a really fulfilling job.
    I'm happy I've become an AD.
[01:44] ---
    But...
[01:45] ---
    But?
[01:46] ---
    I can't control
    my instincts anymore.
[01:48] ---
    Don't tell me...
[01:49] ---
    I can't curb my desire
    to eat my colleagues.
[01:54] ---
    I knew it.
[01:55] ---
    I like you all and I don't want to
    eat you, but I can't control myself.
[02:00] ---
    He's saying it so calmly.
[02:01] ---
    I've been agonizing over it,
    and found the only one solution.
[02:06] ---
    I'm going to disappear from your lives
    forever. No monkeying around.
[02:11] ---
    Was that a pun?
[02:13] ---
    Thank you so much
    for your guidance.
[02:17] ---
    You made me who I am today.
[02:20] ---
    Please find the keena
    at all costs.
[02:23] ---
    OK. We will.
[02:25] ---
    See you.
[02:26] ---
    Huh? Really?
[02:29] ---
    No monkey business from me.
[02:30] ---
    That's funny. But your earlier pun
    has muffled the impact.
[02:34] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:39] ---
    He's really gone.
[02:42] ---
    My pupil Saruoka went back
    to the jungle in a flash.
[02:47] ---
    See you later, Saruoka!
    Let's meet again.
[02:52] ---
    Come back whenever you like.
[02:54] ---
    But not as our AD, thanks!

Season 1

E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #12 UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
[00:17] ---
    Our AD Saruoka went back
    to the jungle.
[00:20] ---
    The chief was really shocked
    when he found out.
[00:26] ---
    Saruoka! Saruoka!
[00:29] ---
    My successor Saruoka.
[00:34] ---
    Saruoka!
[00:38] ---
    Let's go to karaoke.
    I feel like singing.
[00:42] ---
    Look, there's a karaoke bar.
    I'm dying to sing my heart out.
[00:49] ---
    Right, I'll sing.
    What should I pick?
[00:52] ---
    Hey, gimme some booze.
[00:54] ---
    I'm gonna sing, sing, sing.
[00:56] ---
    Let me see.
    What should I sing?
[01:00] ---
    Welcome
[01:01] ---
    I'm gonna sing a song.
[01:03] ---
    What should I sing?
[01:04] ---
    Is it your first time here?
[01:07] ---
    Yeah.
[01:08] ---
    It seems you love karaoke.
[01:10] ---
    I'm in the mood for singing today.
[01:14] ---
    Come on, gimme the mike.
    Move it, man.
[01:16] ---
    Our karaoke is state-of-the-art.
[01:19] ---
    It scores your singing.
    Amazing, isn't it?
[01:23] ---
    Don't be stupid.
    That's normal nowadays, dummy.
[01:27] ---
    Gimme the mike, quick.
[01:29] ---
    There's more.
[01:31] ---
    Huh?
[01:33] ---
    If you get a high score,
    you'll get tips.
[01:36] ---
    We'll get tips? Really?
[01:38] ---
    Gimme the mike, then.
[01:41] ---
    That's not all.
[01:43] ---
    Huh?
[01:45] ---
    What happens
    if you get a low score?
[01:49] ---
    You've spoilt our night. Come out!
[01:51] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:54] ---
    You'll get kicked out and half killed
    for spoiling the mood.
[02:03] ---
    Thrilling, huh?
[02:09] ---
    Right. Let's go home.
[02:10] ---
    Stop right there.
[02:12] ---
    You take the mike, you sing.
    It's the rule.
[02:14] ---
    Is there a rule like that?
[02:16] ---
    Looking forward to hear
    your sweet-sounding voice.
[02:18] ---
    Look at his face.
[02:20] ---
    Do you think he can sing?
[02:21] ---
    You're next.
[02:29] ---
    You look great with that mike.
    Why don't you guys sing?
[02:32] ---
    You wanted to sing.
[02:34] ---
    I prefer the chorus.
    You like singing, don't you?
[02:37] ---
    I don't feel like singing.
[02:39] ---
    And your feelings for Saruoka?
[02:40] ---
    All right, if you insist.
[02:43] ---
    They'll sing.
[02:44] ---
    Me?
[02:45] ---
    I'm bad at singing. You sing.
[02:47] ---
    I'm worse than bad.
[02:48] ---
    No, you sing first.
[02:49] ---
    Our life-or-death karaoke
    is about to begin.
[02:53] ---
    I'm bad at any song.
[02:54] ---
    You must have a repertoire.
[02:56] ---
    I can't sing to save my life.

Season 1

E13 - SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #13 SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
[00:16] ---
    Let's sing whatever
    and get out of here.
[00:18] ---
    Yeah, but I only know folk songs.
    What can we do?
[00:22] ---
    Come on, sing.
SIGN    EL KEEN PASA SUNG BY: TV NANANA CREW
[00:24] ---
    Who starts?
[00:25] ---
    After you.
[00:27] ---
    No, after you.
[00:28] ---
    I'll do the chorus.
[00:30] ---
    That's not fair.
[00:31] ---
    Please go ahead.
[00:32] ---
    After you.
[00:33] ---
    Nanayama, you sing.
[00:34] ---
    No, no. I'm really bad.
[00:36] ---
    Sing first!
[00:37] ---
    No, I'm really terrible.
[00:40] ---
    I ALWAYS HEAR
    THESE PHRASES FROM THE BOSS
[00:46] ---
    SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
[00:53] ---
    I'M SURE YOU DO TOO
[00:57] ---
    I'M SURE
    (IT'S TERRIBLE)
[01:00] ---
    HE KEEPS SAYING
    THESE WORDS FOREVER
[01:06] ---
    SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
[01:12] ---
    I'VE COME TO
    FEEL OK ABOUT IT
[01:20] ---
    BUT I'M DREAMING OF THE DAY
[01:26] ---
    THE KEENA COMES
    FROM THE SKY ABOVE
[01:33] ---
    AND FREES US
[01:39] ---
    FROM THIS BIRDCAGE
    I BELIEVE IN HIM
[01:45] ---
    AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
    YES I DO
[01:52] ---
    THE OTHER BOSS
    IS THE SAME KIND OF SHIT
[01:58] ---
    IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
[02:01] ---
    JUST
    IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
[02:04] ---
    HE ALWAYS DOES
[02:08] ---
    I'M SURE
     (IT'S TERRIBLE)
[02:11] ---
    BUT IF WE SUCCEED
    TO SHOOT
[02:18] ---
    THE KEENA
    FOR THE FIRST TIME
[02:25] ---
    MY EFFORTS WILL BE THEN
[02:31] ---
    TURNED INTO GOOD MEMORIES
[02:37] ---
    I BELIEVE IN HIM
    AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
SIGN    VOICE PITCH RHYTHM TEMPO VOLUME ALL PERFECT!!
[02:50] ---
    I guess life is hard
    for you TV people.

Season 1

E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
[00:17] ---
    Our TV crew has found some new info
    on the keena at the karaoke bar.
[00:22] ---
    There's an old man called
    the Keena Master.
[00:24] ---
    He knows everything about the keena.
    You should go and meet him.
[00:28] ---
    TV crews from around the world
    are pursuing the keena now.
[00:32] ---
    You'd better act fast.
[00:34] ---
    Just take the little straight road
    and cross the mountain. That's it.
[00:39] ---
    Gracias. Let's go right now!
[00:41] ---
    Let's go.
[00:41] ---
    The straight road.
[00:43] ---
    Sounds close.
[00:43] ---
    Must be.
[00:47] ---
    "The little straight road", huh?
[00:51] ---
    We gave up on walking,
[00:53] ---
    and negotiated transport
    with a hostess at the bar.
SIGN    HOSTESS NANITA
[00:56] ---
    My name Nanita.
[00:59] ---
    Got 5 kids. Low pay.
[01:02] ---
    Other job taxi driver.
    Got problem?
[01:05] ---
    She's kinda scary.
[01:07] ---
    Is that it?
[01:08] ---
    It's our karaoke tips.
[01:10] ---
    Not enough?
[01:13] ---
    That's gross.
[01:16] ---
    Follow me.
[01:17] ---
    Thank you.
[01:22] ---
    I be your driver.
[01:25] ---
    Transport and fuel included
    for this price.
[01:28] ---
    I appreciate it.
[01:31] ---
    I smell a rat.
    She looks anything but trustworthy.
[01:35] ---
    We could take the local bus
    if we don't have money.
[01:38] ---
    You're right.
[01:39] ---
    Have you ever seen a TV crew
    using a local bus?
[01:45] ---
    That my car.
[01:48] ---
    Goes on any road!
[01:50] ---
    That's a good car.
[01:52] ---
    It's awesome. Really good.
[01:53] ---
    4WD.
[01:55] ---
    It's perfect for mountain roads.
    We'll be fine.
[01:58] ---
    We can cross the mountain.
[01:59] ---
    Yeah.
[02:04] ---
    Oh?
[02:06] ---
    It wasn't that car.
[02:08] ---
    Picked up old golf cart
    and fixed it.
[02:11] ---
    So it free.
[02:13] ---
    Electric. So fuel free.
[02:16] ---
    That why all included.
[02:18] ---
    Can this thing cross the mountain?
[02:22] ---
    Got problem? Get off.
[02:24] ---
    No problem, thank you.
[02:26] ---
    No complaining.
[02:27] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[02:28] ---
    If got no money,
    use your head to overcome.
[02:32] ---
    Yeah, I know that very well.
[02:39] ---
    This woman's scary.
[02:42] ---
    Nanita!
[02:46] ---
    What's this tremendous power?
[02:51] ---
    Can't move my head
    'cos of G-force.
[02:54] ---
    She isn't just a hostess.

Season 1

E15 - WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #15 WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
[00:16] ---
    We hired an electric car driver
[00:18] ---
    and went up the mountain
    to meet the Keena Master.
[00:26] ---
    Oh? What happened?
[00:28] ---
    Did we run out of power?
SIGN    GOTTA RECHARGE! TV NANANA
[00:31] ---
    Oh jeez. We're in trouble.
[00:34] ---
    We're in real trouble.
[00:34] ---
    It won't work without power.
[00:37] ---
    Gonna get power. Wait little.
[00:40] ---
    But there's no houses around.
[00:43] ---
    She's not listening.
[00:44] ---
    No problem. No worries!
[00:49] ---
    No problem. No worries.
[00:50] ---
    I'm full of worries.
[00:52] ---
    Hey! Where are you gonna
    get it from?
[00:55] ---
    Oh? She's gone.
[00:57] ---
    How long will she be?
[00:58] ---
    Judging from her vibe,
    I'd say 2-3 minutes?
[01:02] ---
    Like cup noodles.
[01:03] ---
    Do you reckon?
[01:04] ---
    You know, when I eat cup noodles
    I don't take off the whole lid.
[01:09] ---
    You don't?
[01:09] ---
    I don't.
[01:11] ---
    It's better to take it off.
[01:12] ---
    I don't want to make too much trash.
[01:14] ---
    I leave a bit attached while I eat.
[01:17] ---
    But it pops up while you eat.
[01:20] ---
    It hits your nose, doesn't it?
[01:22] ---
    I don't like to put it on the table.
[01:24] ---
    It's got water drops on it.
[01:28] ---
    Just wipe them off.
[01:29] ---
    It's kinda gross.
[01:31] ---
    I just wash it and throw it away.
[01:34] ---
    Nanayama.
[01:35] ---
    Yes?
[01:36] ---
    Do an imitation.
[01:37] ---
    But look, the noodles...
[01:40] ---
    Do an imitation, please.
[01:43] ---
    We've got time to spare.
[01:44] ---
    You can add a lot of stuff...
[01:48] ---
    Do an imitation, please.
[01:51] ---
    We've got time.
[01:54] ---
    I've reached the limit!
[01:58] ---
    Sorry for wait.
[01:59] ---
    Is it Chiyonofuji?
[02:00] ---
    Got many! Biting like crazy.
    Big catch!
[02:03] ---
    Big catch!
[02:05] ---
    What are those?
[02:07] ---
    Electric eels.
    They full of power.
[02:11] ---
    I get little bit power now.
[02:14] ---
    What is she doing?
[02:15] ---
    Electric eels?
[02:17] ---
    Is it for real?
[02:18] ---
    Electric Eels?
[02:19] ---
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[02:21] ---
    No way!
    Must be dangerous.
[02:23] ---
    Full power.
[02:25] ---
    Is that eel OK? It looks exhausted.
    But it's moving.
[02:28] ---
    It won't kill it.
[02:31] ---
    It's almost dead.
[02:33] ---
    To thank eels for power,
    I give food.
[02:37] ---
    So, medical costs included.
[02:41] ---
    Eel extract give
    car power big boost!
[02:45] ---
    My ass is tingling.
    Is the car leaking power?
[02:48] ---
    Mine's too. It's dangerous.
[02:50] ---
    It's leaking power.
[02:52] ---
    My ass is tingling all over.

Season 1

E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
SIGN    KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
[00:17] ---
    We've arrived at
    the Keena Master's palace.
[00:22] ---
    But there were already
    many TV crews there.
[00:29] ---
    Bubble TV's here.
SIGN    BUBBLE TV
[00:33] ---
    That's National TV.
SIGN    NATIONAL TV
[00:36] ---
    There's even a foreign TV crew.
SIGN    OVERSEAS TV STATION
[00:42] ---
    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
[00:45] ---
    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
[00:48] ---
    To cover the keena, dumbass!
[00:50] ---
    Can I follow you home?
[00:51] ---
    Why? No!
[00:52] ---
    We'll pay for the taxi.
[00:54] ---
    What a shameless TV show.
[00:59] ---
    Do you think the interview's
    already over?
[01:02] ---
    If that's the case,
    we're the only ones who got left out.
[01:05] ---
    It's bad news.
[01:09] ---
    What shall we do?
[01:10] ---
    Look, the Keena Master!
[01:11] ---
    Huh?
[01:15] ---
    Keena Master!
[01:16] ---
    Keena Master!
[01:18] ---
    It wasn't him.
[01:20] ---
    Double check before you yell.
[01:23] ---
    The Keena Master!
[01:26] ---
    It wasn't him again.
[01:27] ---
    Double check before you yell.
[01:30] ---
    Looks like nobody has met him yet.
[01:32] ---
    That means we still have a chance!
[01:36] ---
    Someone's come out!
[01:37] ---
    Is it the Keena Master?
[01:39] ---
    Keena Master?
[01:41] ---
    He's got no beard. Is it him?
[01:44] ---
    He wears glasses.
[01:47] ---
    Good morning, TV gentlemen.
[01:49] ---
    Who's that?
[01:49] ---
    I assist the Keena Master.
[01:53] ---
    We would like to allow you
    to interview the Keena Master.
SIGN    KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
[01:56] ---
    He's of venerable age,
    and very shy.
[02:00] ---
    We'll allow only one TV crew
    to interview him.
[02:03] ---
    Just one? What the heck?
[02:06] ---
    For the sake of impartiality,
    we'll select the interviewer through...
[02:11] ---
    the King of TV Crews Championship.
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
[02:24] ---
    The rules are simple. The crew with
    the best broadcasting technique wins.
[02:29] ---
    Whoever wins this prestigious title
    will be able to do the interview.
[02:33] ---
    Why a competition?
    We could do rock, paper, scissors.
[02:37] ---
    Do you have what it takes
    to become number one?
[02:41] ---
    Jeez, come on.
    Everyone's confused.
[02:44] ---
    That's autocracy.
[02:46] ---
    Nobody's getting it.
[02:47] ---
    Let's start the competition.
    King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
SIGN    TO BE CONTINUED
[02:52] ---
    Nobody's got a clue.
[02:55] ---
    He's looking this way.
[02:56] ---
    Creeps me out.

Season 1

E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #17 SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
[00:17] ---
    Today we're bringing you
    the King of TV Crews Championship!
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
[00:24] ---
    The showdown that'll crown
    the best TV crew.
[00:27] ---
    Many TV channels came to ask
    the Keena Master about the keena.
[00:31] ---
    Good morning!
[00:32] ---
    Good morning.
[00:34] ---
    They all look
    serious and resolute.
[00:38] ---
    Here's TV Nanana. Let's interview them
    and see how passionate they are.
SIGN    TV NANANA
[00:43] ---
    Not a major channel, I guess?
[00:45] ---
    Er, we're a small company.
    Barely terrestrial, um.
[00:49] ---
    Describe your channel
    in one phrase.
[00:52] ---
    Huh? One phrase?
    Hey, say something.
[00:54] ---
    Low budget.
[00:55] ---
    Often on location.
[00:57] ---
    We do election coverage.
[00:59] ---
    We also show B-movies
    on weekday afternoons.
[01:01] ---
    No company building.
[01:02] ---
    What else?
[01:03] ---
    Anime.
[01:04] ---
    Woman announcers.
[01:05] ---
    And we've got a low budget.
[01:07] ---
    We do.
[01:08] ---
    No company building.
[01:09] ---
    Now show us your enthusiasm.
[01:12] ---
    What shall we do?
[01:13] ---
    Let's do that thing.
[01:15] ---
    1, 2, 3.
[01:17] ---
    We've got a low budget
    but we'll manage somehow.
[01:20] ---
    4, 5, 6, Nanana!
[01:25] ---
    Let's start the competition.
[01:27] ---
    The first match is...
    cameramen competition!
SIGN    FIRST MATCH CAMERAMAN COMPETITION
[01:32] ---
    Whoever can shoot wild animals
    for the longest time wins.
[01:36] ---
    They all took off in different
    directions. Competition is fierce.
[01:42] ---
    Wild animals are very elusive.
[01:45] ---
    They're having a hard time.
[01:48] ---
    What now? A camera crane.
[01:52] ---
    It can shoot a little bird
    with amazing precision.
[01:56] ---
    Bubble TV is using a drone
    to get a thorough shot from the sky.
[02:01] ---
    Amazing. You can tell
    they have a hefty budget.
[02:07] ---
    TV Nanana is shooting a small animal.
    He's moving very swiftly.
[02:10] ---
    He doesn't rely on machines but
    on human ability over technology.
[02:13] ---
    His movements look bizarre,
    but he's shooting with precision.
[02:18] ---
    Next, cue cards competition!
SIGN    2ND MATCH CUE CARDS COMPETITION
SIGN    NEXT, THE WEATHER
[02:23] ---
    Whoever can write the most accurate
    instructions the fastest wins.
SIGN    2 SECONDS
SIGN    COMMERCIALS AFTER VIDEO
[02:28] ---
    Many of them use hi-tech equipment.
[02:31] ---
    The frantic sound of their keyboards
    is filling the air.
[02:35] ---
    But, you can hear the sound
    of a single magic marker...
[02:39] ---
    TV Nanana is consistently analog!
    Old school sketchbook style.
[02:44] ---
    He's writing at amazing speed.
SIGN    SAY SOMETHING SILLY! KEEP AT IT! SILLIER!
[02:48] ---
    How far can TV Nanana's
    man-over-machine approach take them?
[02:52] ---
    The competition continues.

Season 1

E18 - THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #18 THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
SIGN    THE LAST COMPETITION! VIDEO EDITING SPEED
[00:19] ---
    We've reached the final stage of
    the King of TV Crews Championship.
[00:22] ---
    The competition's fast-paced,
    but TV Nanana is losing speed!
[00:28] ---
    Looks like the director
    has already lost motivation.
    
[00:32] ---
    What a pain.
    I can't be asked.
[00:36] ---
    Is this going to
    turn the match around?
[00:40] ---
    Let's boost the chief's motivation.
[00:42] ---
    We'll use hypnosis
    to strengthen his willpower.
[00:46] ---
    Chief, you've got a call.
[00:48] ---
    Who is it?
[00:49] ---
    Hello. Relax.
    Let your body go limp.
[00:53] ---
    Who are you?!
[00:55] ---
    I'm the one who'll guide you
    to a world of happiness.
SIGN    RAMEN MASTER
[00:59] ---
    This voice... Are you ramen
    master Nanahara?
SIGN    RAMEN RESTAURATEUR NANAHARA
[01:03] ---
    You guessed it right.
    I do hypnosis too now.
SIGN    HYPNOTIST NANAHARA
[01:08] ---
    You're a hypnotist too?!
[01:10] ---
    What's wrong?
    You don't feel like it?
[01:13] ---
    But now you're gonna have
    an urge for editing.
[01:17] ---
    You're gonna feel merry.
[01:20] ---
    I'll feel merry?
[01:22] ---
    You like to have fun, right?
[01:23] ---
    Yes, I do.
[01:24] ---
    Laugh then. Laugh.
[01:29] ---
    I kinda feel merry now.
[01:31] ---
    See? You feel merry, right?
    You're having a lot of fun.
[01:37] ---
    Let's put together
    the footage now.
[01:40] ---
    You're a talented director. A genius.
[01:42] ---
    I'm a genius?
[01:44] ---
    Let's take the ingredients and
    make a compact, interesting video.
[01:48] ---
    Editing is fun.
    Feels good, doesn't it?
[01:52] ---
    The video's taking shape.
[01:55] ---
    Just like the big line in
    front of your restaurant.
[01:57] ---
    It brings back memories.
[01:59] ---
    Creating feels good.
    Say it.
[02:02] ---
    Creating feels good!
[02:04] ---
    Feels good!
[02:05] ---
    Mr. Nanahara!
[02:06] ---
    You edited the footage
    into an interesting movie.
[02:10] ---
    When I finish counting,
    the editing will be over.
[02:15] ---
    It's coming together!
[02:16] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4,
[02:20] ---
    5, 6... Go!
[02:22] ---
    Nanana!
[02:25] ---
    Oh?!
[02:29] ---
    TV Nanana finished first.
[02:33] ---
    They're the King of TV Crews Champions!
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPION TV NANANA
[02:36] ---
    Huh!? We won!
[02:41] ---
    #1 Channel, TV Nanana. You're authorized
    to interview the Keena Master.
[02:46] ---
    We can meet him?
[02:48] ---
    We made it!
[02:51] ---
    Thank you.
[02:51] ---
    Thank you.
[02:52] ---
    Thank you for the trouble.

Season 1

E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
SIGN    KEENA MASTER
[00:16] ---
    We interviewed the Keena Master
    and found out where to find the keena.
[00:20] ---
    In the savannah down there.
[00:23] ---
    But, to go there we must go through
    an anti-government rebel checkpoint.
[00:29] ---
    Show me proof of clearance.
[00:32] ---
    I've got nothing like that.
    I didn't know.
[00:35] ---
    Chief, there's no other way
    to get to the savannah.
[00:38] ---
    I know.
    Leave it to me.
[00:47] ---
    Bribe... Bribe...
[00:49] ---
    Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.
[00:53] ---
    What's this?
[00:54] ---
    One, ten, a hundred...
SIGN    $8.77
[00:58] ---
    It's not enough.
    Don't you have anything else?
[01:02] ---
    Huh?
[01:03] ---
    How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!
[01:06] ---
    It's a present from the boss.
[01:08] ---
    It's gotta be valuable!
[01:10] ---
    One, ten...
SIGN    $70
[01:11] ---
    What?!
[01:15] ---
    Give me everything you have!
    Anything. Quick!
[01:19] ---
    That orange peel too.
[01:21] ---
    Huh? Even this?
[01:22] ---
    The shogi knight too.
[01:24] ---
    The rook too.
[01:24] ---
    But the knight is too important.
[01:26] ---
    Shut up and put everything in here.
[01:29] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    ¢6
[01:33] ---
    Nanayama, you bastard!
[01:34] ---
    Why blaming me?
[01:36] ---
    What shall we do?
    There's only the video camera left.
[01:39] ---
    We can't shoot without it.
[01:42] ---
    Listen!
    Never give up until the end!
[01:46] ---
    Take your clothes off.
[01:48] ---
    Here?!
[01:48] ---
    Move it! Strip Down!
[01:50] ---
    I'm too shy.
[01:51] ---
    The rebel's waiting.
[01:53] ---
    Oh, my. Strip down?
    All my clothes?
[01:57] ---
    It's never gonna work.
[01:58] ---
    Pray!
[01:59] ---
    Found another knight.
[02:00] ---
    Please! I beg you!
[02:02] ---
    Please! Please!
[02:03] ---
    It'll never work.
[02:06] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    $6,262,300
[02:09] ---
    We made it!
[02:12] ---
    No way.
[02:13] ---
    These clothes?
    Can't be.
[02:15] ---
    I'm sure it's because of
    the exquisite weathered effect.
[02:18] ---
    No! No! The evaluation's not
    for those clothes, but for this.
[02:25] ---
    Banana Mesh Night's
    Special See-through Thong!
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
[02:28] ---
    It was inside my pocket.
[02:31] ---
    Banana Mesh Night is the most
    popular TV show here in Ecuana too.
[02:35] ---
    All the boys grow up to be
    healthy adults thanks to it.
[02:38] ---
    This thong's a super-rare treasure.
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Thanks to the thong, we managed
    to get through the checkpoint.
[02:50] ---
    My dear patron.
[02:51] ---
    Great job.

Season 1

E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #20 ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
[00:18] ---
    That's weird.
    This should be the place.
[00:23] ---
    Excuse me!
[00:25] ---
    There should be a large
    grassy plain, the savannah here.
[00:29] ---
    We want to shoot the rare animal keena
    that lives there.
[00:35] ---
    Huh? Er... Are you TV people?
[00:37] ---
    You wanna shoot
    rare animals, huh?
[00:41] ---
    By the way,
    do you know about us?
SIGN    MINOTAUR CYCLOPS
[00:44] ---
    I guess the keena's rare,
    but we're rather rare too.
[00:50] ---
    If you wanna shoot us,
    we don't mind.
[00:53] ---
    No, thank you.
[00:57] ---
    Oh, thank god!
[00:59] ---
    It's not like we want to go on TV.
[01:02] ---
    If you insisted, we'd have to.
    Since you didn't, then it's fine.
[01:06] ---
    The keena may be a rare animal,
    but we're holy beasts.
SIGN    DIVINE BEASTS
[01:13] ---
    We're pretty rare.
    More than the keena.
[01:16] ---
    We're like a miracle, don't you know?
    Wanna shoot us?
[01:19] ---
    Have you seen the keena?
[01:20] ---
    The keena? Hey, I'm way rarer.
    Super-rare. Wanna shoot me?
[01:26] ---
    No.
    I want to shoot the keena.
[01:28] ---
    What? You're gonna shoot us?
[01:30] ---
    No. Where's the keena?
[01:33] ---
    We're rarer than the keena.
    If you wanna shoot us, it's your chance.
[01:38] ---
    No, thanks.
[01:42] ---
    Thank god! I'm relieved.
[01:44] ---
    We'd rather not go on TV,
    so we're happy you won't shoot us.
[01:48] ---
    It's rare to see us together.
    So, we'd rather not be shot now.
[01:52] ---
    You're just sitting there having a bath.
[01:55] ---
    Where's your "rare holy beast" aura?
[01:58] ---
    I'm keeping it hidden.
[01:59] ---
    Thank god I am.
    Otherwise you'd have filmed me.
[02:02] ---
    I'm so happy I kept it hidden,
    so I don't have to go on TV. Good.
[02:05] ---
    Besides, we just happened to have
    a bath here because of this rock.
[02:10] ---
    It stopped the water,
    and filled up the area.
[02:14] ---
    I usually don't expose myself.
[02:16] ---
    What?
[02:17] ---
    What have you done?!
[02:19] ---
    Why?
[02:19] ---
    You drowned the savannah
    with water.
[02:22] ---
    We can't shoot the keena!
[02:26] ---
    That was uncalled for.
[02:29] ---
    You can shoot me instead.
[02:31] ---
    I'm telling you.
[02:33] ---
    If you make a scoop about
    me, ratings will skyrocket.
SIGN    FURRY FRIENDS: HOLY BEASTS SPECIAL
[02:37] ---
    No, thanks.
[02:38] ---
    Thank god!
[02:40] ---
    I'm relieved. Yeah.
    Fine.
[02:44] ---
    I'd rather not go on TV. Good.
[02:46] ---
    If you see the keena, call me.
[02:48] ---
    OK. Actually, no.
    I was here before the keena.
[02:52] ---
    I was really famous in ancient times.
    And more valuable.
[02:56] ---
    Call me.

Season 1

E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #21 EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
[00:16] ---
    As you can see,
    we're draining the lake.
[00:21] ---
    When all the water's gone,
    will the keena appear here?
[00:28] ---
    There are two people in the
    background. Let's do a retake.
[00:32] ---
    You two again? Go away.
    You're in frame.
[00:37] ---
    Listen for a minute.
[00:38] ---
    What do you want?
[00:39] ---
    You know, I'm higher ranking
    than the keena.
[00:43] ---
    I don't care.
[00:44] ---
    You'll get good ratings.
[00:46] ---
    Even more than
    the "Agony of Doha".
[00:50] ---
    Maybe not, but surely more
    than the movie "Emmanuelle".
[00:54] ---
    Shut up! Get lost!
[00:56] ---
    Don't flush me away
    like I was a bug or something.
[01:00] ---
    I'm rarer than the keena!
    Hey!
[01:03] ---
    They're hopelessly
    untelegenic, those two.
[01:07] ---
    Chief, we drained all the water.
[01:09] ---
    Good. Let's go down.
[01:13] ---
    It's all muddy.
[01:18] ---
    Chief!
[01:19] ---
    What? Did you find some clues?
[01:21] ---
    Look! I found this huge
    snapping turtle.
[01:25] ---
    I found a snakehead
    and an alligator gar.
[01:28] ---
    They live here?
[01:30] ---
    That's amazing.
[01:36] ---
    We're not that kind of show.
    Put them back.
[01:39] ---
    We're looking for the keena,
    and nothing else.
[01:42] ---
    OK.
[01:42] ---
    It's such a shame.
[01:46] ---
    Wait a minute.
[01:54] ---
    That's gotta be it.
    It is, right? Right?
[01:58] ---
    In the savannah freed from
    the water... it finally appeared.
[02:03] ---
    Cat body and pigeon head.
    There it is. For real.
[02:07] ---
    The legendary creature
    we've been searching for all along.
[02:12] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    FINALLY!
[02:14] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    THE LEGENDARY RARE ANIMAL
[02:16] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    IS HERE!
[02:19] ---
    The rare animal... keena!
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[02:23] ---
    Hey! You're in frame again!
[02:26] ---
    Huh? It's not a rehearsal?
[02:29] ---
    Shut up! We never rehearse.
[02:30] ---
    Oh, really? Actually, you don't
    have to do a scoop about me.
[02:35] ---
    We can be minor guests
    and the keena'll be the star.
[02:38] ---
    I hate amateurs like these.
[02:40] ---
    Please, at least
    let us do the warm-up.
[02:43] ---
    They know nothing about TV
    but dare talk about ratings, warm-up, etc.
[02:47] ---
    No travel expenses.
[02:48] ---
    People like you
    shouldn't watch TV!
[02:50] ---
    But you're filming now,
    aren't you?
[02:53] ---
    They're really untelegenic.
[02:56] ---
    Are you filming?

Season 1

E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #22 SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[00:17] ---
    The keena has appeared
    in front of our eyes.
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[00:22] ---
    It's the first time in the world
    the keena's been filmed.
[00:27] ---
    TV Nanana has achieved
    an amazing world first.
[00:34] ---
    OK, cut.
[00:36] ---
    Chief, we must go on air soon.
    Let's go back.
[00:41] ---
    OK. It's a wrap!
    Let's go!
[00:43] ---
    Thanks, keena.
    You may go now.
[00:45] ---
    Hey, let's go.
[00:46] ---
    OK.
[00:47] ---
    Come on, move it.
SIGN    "IT'S ALREADY OVER?"
[00:50] ---
    Got everything?
SIGN    "THAT'S A PRETTY DESPERATE TV STATION."
[00:52] ---
    We got it. Let's go.
[00:55] ---
    We're short of time.
    Hurry up.
[00:59] ---
    Oh my god.
[01:00] ---
    There's no time left.
[01:02] ---
    Oh my god.
[01:05] ---
    Oh my god.
    We're short of time.
[01:09] ---
    Charged up! Let's go!
[01:18] ---
    We filmed the keena. Everyone's gonna
    be surprised when they watch this.
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[01:22] ---
    We've achieved
    an amazing world first.
[01:24] ---
    People from the other TV channels
    won't make light of us anymore.
[01:29] ---
    You got it.
[01:47] ---
    Nanaoka! Nanaoka!
[01:56] ---
    Bubble TV's jerk producer Zakibana.
    What the hell do you want?
SIGN    BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
[02:00] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:03] ---
    In your dreams. Get lost!
[02:06] ---
    Losing to TV Nanana would be
    a lifelong shame for us.
[02:10] ---
    I swear on our pride as a top rating
    channel I won't let you broadcast it.
[02:17] ---
    Stop it!
[02:18] ---
    Wait, Nanaoka!
[02:20] ---
    I'll take the tape by force!
[02:27] ---
    They're coming in swarms.
[02:31] ---
    Oh, no! They've surrounded us.
[02:33] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:36] ---
    Hand it over!
[02:39] ---
    Give me that tape!
[02:42] ---
    Stop it! Go away!
    Get lost! Ouch.
[02:46] ---
    You should have stayed
    in your niche.
[02:50] ---
    Don't get cocky, TV Nanana.
[02:55] ---
    Don't push your luck!

Season 1

E23 - DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #23 DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
[00:18] ---
    Snatch the keena footage
    from that penniless TV crew!
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[00:29] ---
    Give me the tape!
[00:30] ---
    What the heck? Stop it!
[00:32] ---
    Hand it over!
[00:35] ---
    You bastard!
[00:37] ---
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[00:38] ---
    Nanita, get rid of these guys!
[00:41] ---
    OK.
[00:42] ---
    Adios, amigos!
SIGN    HIGH VOLTAGE
[00:47] ---
    Hey, wait! Wait!
[00:50] ---
    Well done.
[00:55] ---
    Wait, Nanaoka!
[01:01] ---
    Oh, no! Dammit!
[01:05] ---
    Stop it!
[01:09] ---
    We've entered a narrow road.
    It's our chance.
[01:13] ---
    If it comes to this,
    I'll take them all out in one go.
[01:16] ---
    Chief, don't tell me
    you're gonna do that thing!
[01:24] ---
    You dirty fake media!
[01:28] ---
    Wait!
[01:31] ---
    This skin's very ripe from all
    the time I've spent on location.
[01:36] ---
    Take this!
[01:50] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:06] ---
    Good.
[02:11] ---
    Airport in sight.
[02:13] ---
    Cool. Charge into it!
[02:17] ---
    Go! Go! Go!
[02:32] ---
    You again?
[02:34] ---
    We're short on time.
    Take us to Roppongi!
[02:38] ---
    We must get there on time
    whatever it takes.
[02:41] ---
    4!
[02:43] ---
    5, 6...
[02:46] ---
    Nanana!

Season 1

E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #24 ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
[00:16] ---
    We're at TV Nanana,
    in Roppongi, Tokyo.
[00:20] ---
    We've finished our challenging jungle
    shooting and finally come back.
[00:25] ---
    Boss! We did it.
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[00:27] ---
    We shot the keena for the first
    time in the world. We did it!
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:32] ---
    Look, the keena's footage.
[00:35] ---
    Boss. Boss. It's the keena.
    Boss! Boss! Boss!
[00:39] ---
    Shut up! Who are you?
[00:41] ---
    Huh?
[00:42] ---
    You've got no skin.
    I can't tell who you are.
[00:46] ---
    No time to waste.
    Go to the editing room now.
SIGN    A FEW DAYS LATER...
SIGN    CHIEF NANAOKA CHASING THE KEENA
[00:52] ---
    The keena chase show was broadcasted
    in five parts with great success.
SIGN    THE KEENA REALLY EXISTS!
[00:59] ---
    Ratings got higher every time,
    and finally the show beat
[01:03] ---
    the masterpiece "Emmanuelle", ranking
    #8 in TV Nanana's all-time chart.
SIGN    IT BEAT EMMANUELLE!
[01:10] ---
    Thus the keena special was able
    to fill Banana Mesh Night's void.
SIGN    MIRACULOUS HIGH RATINGS!
SIGN    CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE HIGH RATINGS
[01:19] ---
    I didn't think you'd make it.
    Anyway, good job.
[01:23] ---
    Our company's finally
    out of the woods.
[01:27] ---
    We'll get a bigger budget.
[01:29] ---
    I've had enough
    of penniless on location jobs.
[01:31] ---
    Let's hire more ADs.
[01:33] ---
    Good idea.
[01:35] ---
    Nanaoka!
[01:36] ---
    Yes, Sir?
[01:37] ---
    You're disgusting with no skin.
[01:40] ---
    Go buy one on expenses.
[01:42] ---
    Huh? Hey, did you hear that?
[01:44] ---
    Must be a miracle.
[01:45] ---
    Thank you, Sir.
[01:47] ---
    Let's go buy
    a designer skin in Ginza.
[01:49] ---
    Get a flashy one.
[01:50] ---
    With embroidered lining.
[01:52] ---
    Shall I get one like that?
[01:53] ---
    With gold lame.
[01:55] ---
    I see.
[01:57] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[01:59] ---
    Emergency!
[02:02] ---
    Our flagship program
    Banayan got axed.
[02:06] ---
    What? Banayan?
[02:10] ---
    Do you mean Bananabashi
    Young Clothing Store?
SIGN    BANANABASHI YOUNG CLOTHING STORE
[02:14] ---
    That's our station's
    #2 popular show.
[02:17] ---
    Oh, no! We're going down.
[02:20] ---
    It's over.
[02:21] ---
    Our company's in trouble.
[02:23] ---
    Huh? Already?
[02:25] ---
    We've got orders for a new show.
    Go on location now!
[02:29] ---
    Same budget as usual,
    if not less.
[02:32] ---
    Give it your all! OK?
[02:36] ---
    But, can I buy a new skin
    with this budget?
[02:38] ---
    I doubt it.
[02:40] ---
    I wanna buy the shogi knight.
[02:42] ---
    Cut it out and move it!
[02:45] ---
    Sorry. We're off!
[02:46] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:49] ---
    TV Nanana's challenge continues.
[02:55] ---
    The end!

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - Wacky TV, Bought Out!

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    # 1 Wacky TV, Bought Out!
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:16] Narration
    Here in 1-Chome Giroppon stands TV Nanana,
[00:21] N
    a tiny TV station struggling to produce
    programming with a modest budget.
[00:22] Sign
    Narration: Sugimoto Tetta
[00:28] N
    They suddenly receive
    some mysterious visitors,
[00:33] N
    their vehicles emblazoned
    with the word "nanazon."
[00:36] N
    Aboard is the executive team that runs
[00:38] N
    the major video streaming
    service, Nanazon Prime Video.
[00:38] Sign
    Nanazon Inc. Executive
[00:41] N
    What has brought them
    to this tiny TV station?
[00:46] Exec
    Watch anything, for a price!
[00:48] Exec
    I'm Nanazon!
[00:51] N
    It turns out that last week,
    TV Nanana was bought out by Nanazon.
SIGN    Buyout
[00:57] N
    And they're wasting no time in
    making major changes to TV Nanana.
[01:01] Exec
    I'm gonna take this two-bit TV
    station and make it a winner!
[01:06] Exec
    If you can't bring in the right kinda
    numbers, you're getting laid off!
[01:11] N
    Layoffs. The idea alone had
    the staff trembling in fear.
[01:17] N
    Particularly sensitive to this threat
    was the producer, Nanaguchi-san.
SIGN    Expedition Crew
[01:21] N
    He's the middle manager in
    charge of the expedition crew.
[01:25] Nanaguchi
    They showed up faster than I expected...
SIGN    Producer Nanaguchi
[01:28] Nanaoka
    What's going on? Who even is that?
[01:29] Nanaguchi
    It's Perry and the Black Ships.
[01:32] Nanaguchi
    I need you to grab those papers
    and organize them, fast!
[01:35] N
    The expedition crew is a team that creates
    programming featuring expeditions.
SIGN    Frugality + First
SIGN    Expedition Crew's Ratings
[01:39] N
    One time, they managed to
    capture footage of a rare animal,
SIGN    "On the trail of exotic beasts!"
[01:42] N
    but beyond that, they haven't produced
    anything all that entertaining.
[01:46] N
    If management were to find out,
    they'd be on incredibly thin ice... ah.
SIGN    Expedition Crew's Ratings
SIGN    Frugality + First
[01:50] Exec
    Hey, hey, hey! What group is
    getting these sorry ratings?
[01:55] Exec
    I'm gonna shut them down right away!
[01:58] Exec
    Expedition crew!
[01:59] N
    Looks like he's already found out.
[02:00] Exec
    Expedition crew!
[02:01] N
    Nanaguchi-san is in extremely hot water now.
[02:04] Exec
    Show me where these wage thieves who
    call themselves the expedition crew are!
[02:07] Exec
    Hey, you!
[02:08] Exec
    Hey, you, shut up!
SIGN    Expedition Crew
[02:12] Nanaguchi
    If he finds us, we're all gonna be laid off.
[02:15] Exec
    Goddamn!
[02:15] Nanaoka
    That's bad!
[02:16] Nanayama
    I don't have any money.
[02:17] Nanaoka
    My house isn't paid off yet.
[02:19] Nanamori
    I just put my kid in cram school...
[02:21] Nanaoka
    I got the expensive insurance, too.
[02:24] Nanaguchi
    Should we send out a sacrifice?
[02:27] Nanaguchi
    If you wanna get laid off, raise your hand!
[02:30] Nanaoka
    Nanayama!
[02:31] Nanayama
    Why me?!
[02:32] Nanaoka
    You've got a laid-off kinda face.
[02:34] Nanayama
    A laid-off... face?
[02:35] Nanamori
    Yeah, man, yeah! Laid-off face!
[02:35] Nanaoka
    Get out there!
[02:37] Nanayama
    I'm amazed we managed to get this far...
[02:40] N
    Buy-outs and layoffs.
[02:42] N
    Will this tiny TV station be able
    to survive this perilous experience?
[02:47] N
    This marks a new challenge for
    TV Nanana's expedition crew.

Season 2

E2 - Top Secret! Mission Impossible

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #2 Top Secret! Mission Impossible
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:16] N
    TV Nanana has been bought out by
    the massive Nanazon corporation,
[00:21] N
    putting us all in danger of being laid off.
[00:24] 7guchi
    If that maniac finds us, we're done for.
[00:27] 7Oka
    Quit pushing.
[00:27] 7guchi
    So don't make any noise, got it?
[00:30] 7oka
    Quit pushing!
[00:31] 7guchi
    Listen up, boys...
[00:32] 7oka
    It hurts.
[00:33] 7guchi
    If you want the expedition
    crew to survive this...
[00:35] 7oka
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[00:36] 7guchi
    ...then shut up and follow me!
[00:38] 7oka
    Boss! You're the one being loud!
[00:40] 7yama
    So are you, though.
[00:41] 7oka
    What?!
[00:41] 7guchi
    Shh! Quiet!
[00:42] 7oka
    Who's being loud?! Is it you?!
[00:43] 7guchi
    I just told you, it's you!
[00:44] 7yama
    You're louder than the banging in the vent.
[00:44] 7oka
    Is it Nanaguchi?
[00:47] 7oka
    Boss, we're getting laid
    off either way, right?
[00:50] 7oka
    What's the point in running?
[00:52] 7guchi
    I wouldn't give up yet.
[00:54] 7guchi
    If we can net high enough ratings,
[00:57] 7guchi
    they'll have to reconsider.
[01:00] 7guchi
    You're heading to a site right now!
[01:02] 7oka
    Wait, now?!
[01:05] 7oka
    What's the plan here?
[01:07] 7oka
    I don't wanna deal with that
    weird keena thing again.
[01:09] 7guchi
    The keena is ancient history!
[01:12] 7guchi
    The audience is always
    hungry for something new!
SIGN    Secret Project
SIGN    (Reviewed)
SIGN    TV Nanana Expedition Crew
[01:18] 7guchi
    Here, take a look at this.
[01:22] 7oka
    Let's see here...
[01:25] 7oka
    Wh-What the?!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
[01:28] 7oka
    "Sure-Fire Discovery!"
SIGN    - New Project Proposal -
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure
[01:29] 7oka
    "Unearthing the Banagawa Buried Treasure!"
[01:36] 7oka
    Didn't I see this on another network?
[01:37] 7yama
    I think I did.
[01:38] 7oka
    Right?
[01:39] 7yama
    Totally.
[01:39] 7guchi
    Have you heard about the
    Banagawa buried treasure?
[01:41] 7oka
    Is this for real?
[01:42] 7guchi
    It's supposed to be some legendary
    trove that the Banagawa shogunate
[01:46] 7guchi
    stashed in the mountains
    hundreds of years ago.
[01:48] 7oka
    We're ripping someone off, aren't we?
[01:49] 7guchi
    The big networks of the day
SIGN    Search for the Banagawa Buried Treasure!!
[01:51] 7guchi
    dragged their star actors
    and writers into the search,
SIGN    Mount Nanashiro
[01:55] 7guchi
    spending a fortune of their own in
    the process to make a show out of it!
[02:00] 7guchi
    It garnered attention from the public
[02:03] 7guchi
    and had good ratings over the years,
SIGN    Search for the Banagawa
    Buried Treasure!!
[02:07] 7guchi
    but in the end, they never found
    the treasure, and it was canceled.
SIGN    The End
[02:13] 7guchi
    But if they got high ratings
    without even finding anything...
[02:18] 7guchi
    then actually finding something would
    net even bigger ratings, wouldn't it?!
[02:23] 7oka
    Oh, this is bad.
[02:24] 7guchi
    So you boys are going to
    find the actual treasure
[02:29] 7guchi
    and score the highest ratings in history!
[02:34] 7guchi
    You've got no budget,
    but you'll figure it out!
[02:38] 7guchi
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:42] 7oka
    What're you doing?
[02:45] 7guchi
    Go, Nanana!
[02:47] 7oka
    I knew he'd pull something like this!
[02:50] 7Guchi
    And don't spend any money!
[02:53] 7Yama
    We know.
[02:55] 7Yama
    This is how we're starting, huh?

Season 2

E3 - Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #3 Excavation! The Mountain with Legendary Gold
[00:16] N
    Here at Mount Nanagi, there is a
    legend that the Banagawa shogunate
SIGN    Mount Nanagi
[00:20] N
    once buried 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold.
[00:23] N
    And now, TV Nanana will be the
    one to unearth that treasure!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
[00:28] N
    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    Sure-Fire Discovery!
SIGN    The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!!
[00:29] N
    The Banagawa Buried Treasure Excavation!
[00:33] N
    Long ago, a major TV network failed
    to discover the buried treasure,
[00:36] N
    despite its vast expenditure
    of money and manpower.
[00:39] N
    Learning from their mistakes,
[00:40] N
    we will be intentionally using
    as small a budget as possible,
SIGN    Captain
    Nanaoka
SIGN    Cameraman
    Nanamori
SIGN    AD
    Nanayama
[00:43] N
    and the smallest team
    possible, in our excavation.
SIGN    Only three staff members!!
[00:49] Nanaoka
    All right, this oughta do.
[00:50] Nanamori
    Right.
[00:51] Nanaoka
    This is good, right?
[00:53] N
    Our initial dig spot was blocked by
    some unexpectedly heavy-duty bedrock.
[00:58] N
    Still, Nanayama's shovel
    struck the earth repeatedly,
[01:00] N
    even as it warped under the effort!
[01:02] Nanayama
    Okay...
[01:06] Nanayama
    Uh, aren't these for gardening?
[01:08] Nanaoka
    Smaller shovels means you
    can do more delicate work.
[01:10] Nanayama
    But this is tiny.
[01:11] Nanayama
    Tiny like what you use to
    bury your dead goldfish.
[01:13] Nanaoka
    Would you get a move on already?
[01:15] Nanaoka
    All ADs do these days is complain.
[01:17] N
    At that moment,
[01:18] N
    we discovered a mysterious hole
    in a totally different location!
[01:21] Nanamori
    Hey, over here! Look at this!
[01:24] N
    It was clearly a tunnel dug out by someone.
[01:27] N
    It's safe to assume that the
    treasure is somewhere down there!
[01:30] Nanayama
    What was I even digging for?
[01:33] N
    After descending into the shaft,
    it became clear
[01:36] N
    that this was a tunnel the other
    network had dug 30 years ago.
[01:44] Nanaoka
    This must be a uniform the
    staff wore while working!
SIGN    Shigesato
[01:47] Nanaoka
    It's gotta suck to die unfulfilled.
[01:49] Nanaoka
    I'll find this treasure,
    and then you can rest in peace.
[01:52] N
    And just then...
[01:54] Shichisaka
    Who is it? Who's there?
[01:57] N
    A strange voice echoed
    from within the darkness.
[02:00] Shichisaka
    Is someone there?
[02:03] N
    The voice seemed to be getting closer.
[02:05] Shichisaka
    Hey! You listening?
[02:07] N
    Could it be a ghost of the Banagawa clan?
[02:10] N
    The crew is struck with tension!
[02:11] Nanamori
    W-W-W-Well...
[02:11] Nanaoka
    This... is bad, right? I'm freaking out.
[02:13] Nanayama
    Let's go home.
[02:14] Shichisaka
    Would you answer me already?
[02:17] N
    Just whose voice is that?
[02:22] Shichisaka
    Is it really that hard to answer someone?
[02:25] Shichisaka
    I'm busy down here.
[02:27] Nanaoka
    Th-That's...
[02:30] Nanaoka
    One of the actors who participated
    in the old excavation show,
[02:33] Nanaoka
    Shichizaka Koji!
SIGN    Actor Shichizaka Koji
[02:36] Shichisaka
    Who the heck are you guys?
[02:37] N
    Shockingly, he has continued
    to dig this entire time!
[02:42] Nanaoka
    Shichizaka-san, you were still digging?
[02:44] Shichisaka
    I sure was.
[02:45] Shichisaka
    You got a problem with my dig,
    huh, Shigesato-kun?
[02:48] Nanaoka
    Uh, th-that's not me.
[02:48] Nanamori
    Wrong guy.
[02:49] Nanayama
    I'm not Shigesato, either.
[02:51] Shichisaka
    Wait, so which one of you is Shigesato?
[02:52] Nanaoka
    Sir, none of us. None of us is him.
[02:53] Shichisaka
    Huh? Shigesato-kun.
[02:55] Nanaoka
    Wrong again, sir.
[02:55] Shichi
    Shigesato—
[02:56] Nanaoka
    Sir, no.
[02:57] Shichisaka
    Huh?

Season 2

E4 - Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #4 Obsession! The Actor Who Didn't Know When to Stop
[00:16] 7oka
    As we were filming our search for
    the Banagawa buried treasure,
[00:19] 7oka
    we encountered the actor Shichizaka Koji.
SIGN    Actor
    Shichisaka Koji
[00:22] 7saka
    You boys can't just barge in
    here without permission.
[00:24] 7saka
    What station are you from, anyway?
[00:26] 7oka
    TV Nanana, sir.
[00:27] 7saka
    Wow, talk about the minor leagues.
[00:32] 7saka
    Well, just don't get in the way of my dig.
[00:34] 7oka
    I had no idea you were still looking
    for the treasure down here.
[00:38] 7saka
    I bet you didn't!
    It's been thirty years, after all.
[00:41] 7oka
    Thirty years?!
[00:43] 7oka
    How much have you managed
    to dig in all that time?
[00:45] 7saka
    Enough to amount to half the
    volume of the Tokyo Dome, I'd say.
[00:46] Crew
    Really?
[00:47] Crew
    That much?!
[00:47] 7saka
    Well, it's a big mountain, y'know!
[00:49] 7saka
    And I didn't find any gold,
    but I did find a little hot spring.
[00:52] 7oka
    A hot spring, really?!
[00:53] 7saka
    Just a little one, really.
[00:54] Crew
    Wow...
[00:55] 7oka
    I guess I've always had what you
    might call an addictive personality.
[01:00] 7oka
    Even after the show was canceled,
[01:02] 7oka
    I found myself still at it
    down here with my partner.
[01:06] 7oka
    He used to come out here
    just about every day, too.
[01:10] 7oka
    But lately things at his
    company have been picking up,
[01:13] 7oka
    so he's been too busy to come by,
[01:14] 7oka
    even though he was the one
    most excited about the dig!
[01:17] 7oka
    It's a real shame.
[01:20] 7oka
    Not that it matters,
    because I've learned...
SIGN    Burial
    Records
[01:24] 7oka
    that up ahead, there's a secret door
    that leads to the buried treasure.
[01:28] 7oka
    That's awesome!
[01:30] 7saka
    That's the culmination
    of thirty years of effort!
[01:33] 7saka
    And when I find it, I get
    to keep it all for myself!
[01:36] 7saka
    That's 3,600,000 ryo worth of gold, all for me!
[01:39] 7saka
    Kind of a greedy guy, aren't you?
[01:41] 7saka
    That's not sanitary.
[01:42] 7yama
    I wish I hadn't seen that.
[01:43] 7saka
    That's gonna be some sweet cash...
[01:46] 7saka
    What're you doing?
[01:48] 7oka
    Well, let's find it quick,
    and we can split it 50/50!
[01:50] 7saka
    What are you talking about? You trying
    to capitalize on the tunnels that I dug?
[01:53] 7saka
    Your station really must be cheap.
    Just get out of here already!
[01:56] 7saka
    Come on, get a move on. You're in the way.
[01:56] 7oka
    No, no, no, no! No way!
[01:58] 7saka
    Buzz off! I don't need help from
    some no-budget TV network.
[02:02] 7oka
    Okay, how about a 80/20 split, then?
[02:03] 7saka
    I said no! Now get lost! Go away!
[02:04] 7oka
    90/10, then! 90/10!
[02:05] 7saka
    Even that's too much.
[02:07] 7saka
    Nope.
[02:07] 7oka
    100/0, then! How about that?
[02:07] 7mori
    Chief! I found that secret door!
[02:11] Both
    No way!
[02:12] 7saka
    Seriously?
[02:14] 7saka
    It's real!
[02:15] 7yama
    Well, I was just poking
    around, and there it was.
[02:17] 7saka
    Poking?!
[02:18] 7yama
    Yeah, I just blew away some
    dirt, and it was underneath.
[02:20] 7saka
    Blew?!
[02:21] 7oka
    Shichisaka-san, how did you miss that?!
[02:23] 7saka
    I mean, who would think...
[02:25] 7oka
    Look how easy it was to find!
[02:27] 7saka
    What in the hell were those bakufu
    people thinking?! Damn it all!
[02:33] N
    And so, we discovered the secret door
    leading to the buried treasure.
[02:38] 7saka
    So, hey! Let's find it together
    and split it 50/50, okay?
[02:41] 7saka
    Come on, pretty please?
[02:42] 7oka
    Get over it already, would you?!
[02:43] 7saka
    Look, I've been doing this
    for thirty years, y'know!
[02:46] 7oka
    No means no!
[02:46] 7saka
    What about a 60/40 split?
[02:47] 7oka
    Not happening.
[02:48] 7saka
    No? What about 80/80?
[02:49] 7saka
    I'm offering 80/80—
[02:50] 7oka
    What does that even mean?
[02:51] 7oka
    How does an 80/80 split
    work? That's not math!
[02:52] 7saka
    90/90, then.
[02:53] 7oka
    We're not doing 90/90, either.
[02:55] 7saka
    100/100!
[02:56] 7oka
    You get nothing, okay? Sheesh.

Season 2

E5 - Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #5 Cunning? Traps Set by the Bakufu
[00:16] N
    TV Nanana takes their first
    steps beyond the hidden door
[00:19] N
    that leads to the Banagawa buried treasure.
[00:26] 7Mori
    There's a whole different vibe down here...
[00:29] 7oka
    I bet this place is haunted.
    It feels that way, right?
[00:31] 7mori
    It does.
[00:32] 7oka
    Or is a ghost already here?
[00:34] 7yama
    I'm not a ghost.
[00:36] 7oka
    It's just you!
[00:37] 7oka
    You spooked me.
[00:37] 7yama
    Of course it's me.
[00:38] 7oka
    Man, that was scary.
[00:40] 7saka
    This is no place for a bunch of
    amateurs to be going alone.
[00:43] 7saka
    Right? It might be dangerous.
SIGN    Actor Who's Studied the Buried Treasure
    Shichizaka Koji
[00:45] 7oka
    Shichizaka-san, you can't be down here!
[00:47] 7saka
    Now, wait a sec—
[00:48] 7oka
    Authorized personnel only! Go on, get out!
[00:50] 7saka
    There's a bunch of traps down here.
    Think you can handle that?
SIGN    Burial
    Records
[00:55] 7saka
    I could go with you...
[00:57] 7saka
    I'll even appraise the treasure for you!
[00:59] 7oka
    Enough already!
[00:59] 7saka
    And all I ask is half!
[01:01] 7oka
    Yeah, thanks, but no!
[01:02] 7oka
    I appreciate the offer. Now go away!
[01:03] 7saka
    But you boys can't...
[01:04] 7saka
    I doubt you know how to appraise...
[01:05] 7oka
    That hurts!
[01:06] 7saka
    Hey, watch it!
[01:07] 7oka
    Shut up and go home!
[01:10] 7oka
    Man, he doesn't know when to quit.
[01:12] 7mori
    But what're we gonna do
    if there really are traps?
[01:14] 7yama
    Maybe we could use Shichizaka-san's help.
[01:16] 7oka
    He's just bluffing so he can hog the treasure!
[01:19] 7mori
    Yeah, but what if there really are traps?
[01:21] 7oka
    There are no traps!
[01:21] 7yama
    We could probably use Shichizaka-san's help.
[01:22] 7oka
    There are no traps!
[01:23] 7oka
    Crap, it's the boss!
[01:25] 7oka
    Yeah, Boss?
[01:26] 7oka
    Oh, really?
[01:27] 7oka
    Understood.
[01:30] 7oka
    So it turns out... there are traps.
[01:32] 7yama
    See?
[01:33] 7mori
    This is what I was worried about!
[01:35] 7mori
    Well, I'll go get Shichizaka-san.
[01:37] 7oka
    Come on, there's need for that.
[01:40] 7mori
    You still think so?
[01:41] 7mori
    If there are traps, it'll be
    dangerous without an expert!
[01:43] 7oka
    I said it's fine!
[01:44] 7mori
    I'm gonna get him.
[01:45] 7oka
    Don't bother!
[01:46] 7mori
    I don't wanna walk into a trap!
[01:48] 7oka
    Yeah, but we don't need him!
[01:48] 7mori
    But I'm scared of traps!
[01:49] 7mori
    I'm gonna get him. I'm gonna—
[01:50] 7oka
    You dumbass!
[01:52] 7oka
    Listen, man. You know what'll happen
    if he becomes a part of this shoot?
[01:57] 7oka
    What'll happen? You mean...
[01:59] 7oka
    like him taking half the treasure?
[02:02] 7oka
    It means we have to pay him!
[02:04] Sign
    MINIMAL BUDGET
[02:07] 7yama
    Well, that's cheap.
[02:08] 7oka
    Our station doesn't have that kind of leeway!
[02:11] 7oka
    We have to move on! Just us!
[02:12] 7mori
    That's easy for you to say, but how
    are we gonna find the traps?
[02:15] 7oka
    Who do you think you're talking to?!
[02:18] 7oka
    With the razor-sharp senses I have
[02:19] 7oka
    that have guided us through countless
    dangers, in spite of our tiny budget...
[02:23] 7oka
    I will detect all the cunning
    traps that the bakufu set!
[02:29] 7oka
    Follow me!
[02:31] 7oka
    Huh? Wha...
[02:34] 7yama
    What happened to those razor-sharp senses?
[02:37] 7oka
    Hey, what do we do now?
[02:39] 7yama
    Want me to go get Shichizaka-san now?
[02:41] 7oka
    Maybe...
[02:43] 7oka
    Wait, hang on a sec.
[02:45] 7oka
    But if we have to pay him...
[02:47] 7oka
    I bet he's not cheap.
[02:49] 7oka
    What should we do?
[02:49] 7yama
    Well, if you're really not
    sure, you wanna just fall?

Season 2

E6 - Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #6 Salvation! Meeting Someone in Showbiz
[00:16] 7oka
    Hey, Nanayama! You all right?
[00:18] 7yama
    I'm okay.
[00:20] 7oka
    Cool, we're gonna go on ahead.
[00:21] 7yama
    Please do— Wait, you're leaving?
[00:25] 7yama
    Holy crap, they really did it.
[00:29] Mouse
    What're you doing?
[00:32] 7yama
    I don't know how to answer that...
[00:33] Mouse
    You...
[00:33] 7yama
    I'm kind of dangling.
[00:36] Mouse
    Oh, is this one of those pitfall things?
[00:38] 7yama
    It is... one of those "things," yes.
[00:39] Mouse
    Boy, you sure fell for a basic trap, huh?
[00:42] 7yama
    Could you maybe stop staring and help me?
[00:44] 7yama
    Is there anything I can do?
[00:45] Mouse
    Oh, I know how to get you out.
    There's a secret trick to it.
[00:49] 7yama
    A secret trick?
[00:50] Mouse
    Yep.
[00:50] 7yama
    Look, it can be a well-known trick.
    Could you just use it to help me?
[00:53] Mouse
    Wait, mister, are you in showbiz?
[00:56] 7yama
    I guess, yeah, but could you—
[00:57] Mouse
    That's so cool!
[00:59] 7yama
    No, it's—
[00:59] Mouse
    You're in showbiz!
[01:01] 7yama
    Just behind the scenes.
[01:02] Mouse
    Do you use, like, showbiz jargon?
[01:05] 7yama
    Sure, sometimes...
[01:06] Mouse
    Say something.
[01:08] 7yama
    Well, there's "Giroppon."
[01:10] Mouse
    What's that?
[01:11] 7yama
    It's what we call Roppongi.
[01:12] Mouse
    Wow, that's real TV stuff!
[01:15] 7yama
    And there's "headlights on full-blast."
[01:17] Mouse
    Oh, what's that one?
[01:18] 7yama
    It means big boobs.
[01:20] Mouse
    That's so cool!
[01:21] 7yama
    So could you maybe help me now?
[01:24] Mouse
    I can do that, sure.
[01:25] Mouse
    Okay... Tell a joke first,
    then I'll save you.
[01:28] 7yama
    A joke? Look, I'm not a comedian...
[01:31] Mouse
    Tell one.
[01:33] 7yama
    I can't just... What do you—
[01:35] Mouse
    Yeah, but you've probably
    seen that kind of thing
[01:38] Mouse
    in the studio lots of times, right?
[01:40] 7yama
    Well, yeah, while I'm working,
    but that's just watching—
[01:43] Mouse
    If you don't have one of your own,
    just tell me one you've heard.
[01:46] 7yama
    Are you really gonna help me if I do?
[01:48] Mouse
    I've helped a bunch of people who did.
[01:51] 7yama
    People told you jokes?
[01:52] Mouse
    Sure!
[01:53] 7yama
    Wait, they just... told you jokes?
[01:55] Mouse
    They did!
[01:57] Mouse
    So, what've you got?
[01:59] 7yama
    I mean...
[01:59] Mouse
    Do you have anything?
[02:03] 7yama
    You... You ever open your fridge,
[02:08] 7yama
    even when you know there's nothing in it?
[02:12] Mouse
    Nah, not like that.
[02:15] 7yama
    What, what do you mean?
[02:16] Mouse
    I do know what that's like
    because I've opened a fridge.
[02:20] Mouse
    But do you have, like, a funny joke?
[02:24] 7yama
    So sometimes, when the train is crowded,
[02:27] 7yama
    it'll stop at a station,
[02:29] 7yama
    and you get off just so
    you don't block the door,
[02:31] 7yama
    but then no one gets off.
    Talk about embarrassing!
[02:35] 7yama
    You ever put on new shoes in
    the house and just walk around,
[02:39] 7yama
    before you start really wearing them?
[02:41] Mouse
    I've never done that before.
[02:42] 7yama
    No, you don't answer!
    It's a rhetorical question!
[02:44] Mouse
    Oh, it is?
[02:44] 7yama
    You're not gonna help me at all, are you?
[02:45] Mouse
    Oh, my bad! I guess that was
    pretty TV of you. Sorry.
[02:49] 7yama
    I mean, I work behind the scenes, okay?
[02:52] 7yama
    Plus, how am I supposed to be funny
    when I'm dangling here? Seriously.

Season 2

E7 - A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #7 A Fixed Price! On-Demand Foreign TV
[00:17] 7yama
    You really know where
    the buried treasure is?
SIGN    Nezuo
[00:20] Mouse
    Of course I do! It's right this way.
[00:22] 7yama
    Why are you riding me,
    anyway? Walk yourself.
[00:25] Mouse
    Nah. Hey, hit me with some
    more of that showbiz lingo.
[00:29] 7yama
    You're really into that stuff, huh?
[00:30] Mouse
    It must be so cool, though...
[00:32] Mouse
    I mean, you work at a TV station.
[00:34] Mouse
    That means you're probably friends
    with all kinds of celebrities, right?
[00:38] 7yama
    I definitely wouldn't go that far.
[00:39] Mouse
    So cool... So are celeb girls really cute?
[00:42] 7yama
    Well, sure, they are.
[00:43] Mouse
    What about the news ladies?
[00:44] 7yama
    Yeah, they're cute.
[00:45] Mouse
    They're cute, huh?
[00:46] 7yama
    I'm not really in a position
    to judge or anything...
[00:48] Mouse
    So cool!
[00:50] 7yama
    We're heading this way, right?
[00:52] Mouse
    Y'know, I heard something a while ago...
[00:54] Mouse
    They got these, like, v-vouchers?
[00:56] Mouse
    Like, you get these vouchers so
    you can ride in taxis for free?
[00:59] 7yama
    That was the old days. Not anymore.
    That's a thing of the past.
[01:00] Mouse
    Must be nice...
[01:01] Mouse
    Working in TV must be so awesome.
[01:04] Mouse
    Hey!
[01:06] Mouse
    Hang on a sec. I know her.
[01:08] Mouse
    Hey! Nezumi! Nezumi!
[01:10] 7yama
    Nezumi?
SIGN    Nezumi
[01:11] Nezumi
    Hey, Nezuo!
[01:11] 7yama
    Her name is literally just "mouse"?
[01:14] Nezumi
    Whatcha doing?
[01:15] Nezuo
    This dude works at a TV station!
[01:17] Nezuo
    He's in show business!
[01:18] 7yama
    Come on, man...
[01:19] Mouse
    Come hang out with me and the showbiz guy.
[01:21] 7yama
    Quit saying it like that!
[01:21] Nezumi
    No, thanks.
[01:22] Mouse
    Don't be shy!
[01:23] Nezumi
    Nah, it's fine. I'll pass.
[01:24] Mouse
    C'mon, why?
[01:25] Nezumi
    It's fine.
[01:26] 7yama
    Hey, she said it's fine.
[01:27] Mouse
    You don't meet a showbiz pro every day!
[01:28] 7yama
    She said she doesn't want to! It's fine!
[01:30] Mouse
    This dude works at a TV station!
[01:31] 7yama
    Don't bother her, and don't
    act like I'm not here!
[01:33] Nezumi
    But TV Nanana is terrestrial, right?
[01:35] Nezumi
    That's not really my thing.
[01:38] 7yama
    See, some people feel that way,
    so don't try and force it.
[01:40] Nezumi
    Anyway, I'm about to binge-watch
    a bunch of foreign TV all at once.
[01:44] Nezumi
    Wanna join me?
[01:45] Nezumi
    It's a fixed price, and on-demand!
[01:48] Nezumi
    I bet it'll be way more fun than hanging out
[01:50] Nezumi
    with the guy from the dirt-poor
    TV station. Come on!
[01:54] Mouse
    Wait, it's on-demand?
[01:55] Nezumi
    On-demand.
[01:56] Mouse
    And they have foreign TV?
[01:56] 7yama
    Look...
[01:57] Nezumi
    Yeah. It's all on there.
[01:57] 7yama
    Y'know...
[01:58] Mouse
    You serious?
[01:59] Mouse
    Are you serious?
[01:59] 7yama
    This might sound weird coming from me,
[02:01] 7yama
    but I wouldn't get involved
    with shallow girls, man.
[02:05] 7yama
    They're always getting swept
    up in the next big thing.
[02:07] 7yama
    There's a lot of them out there!
[02:09] 7yama
    The whole "Oh, I don't even
    watch regular TV anymore" type.
[02:13] 7yama
    They're like, "I'm enjoying my work so much,
[02:15] 7yama
    I don't even have time for guys!"
[02:17] 7yama
    More like they don't want you! Right?
[02:19] 7yama
    I know the type. They're nothing but trouble.
[02:22] 7yama
    Huh? What?
[02:24] Mouse
    I'm heading over to her
    place now, so... see ya!
[02:28] 7yama
    Wait, where's the buried treasure, though?
[02:30] Mouse
    The what?
[02:31] 7yama
    The wha... the buried treasure you said—
[02:33] Nezumi
    Come on, let's go.
[02:34] 7yama
    Hey, come on!
[02:36] 7yama
    What the hell, man?
[02:38] 7yama
    Get back here! I'll even
    get you some taxi vouchers!
[02:41] 7yama
    What's so good about foreign shows, anyway?
[02:44] 7yama
    They say it has all those seasons, but they
    just keep repeating the same material.
[02:47] 7oka
    Is he okay?
[02:48] 7yama
    Like, people constantly breaking out of prison,
[02:50] 7oka
    Let's pretend we didn't see anything.
[02:50] 7yama
    constantly running around all day and night,
[02:52] 7yama
    constantly escaping from zombies...
[02:55] 7yama
    Man, I know a lot about this stuff...

Season 2

E8 - Lonely! The Cave Gourmet

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #8 Lonely! The Cave Gourmet
[00:16] 7yama
    Aw, more instant food today.
SIGN    Nanachazuke
[00:20] 7saka
    And the station can only
    afford the cheap stuff.
[00:22] 7saka
    Kind of kills your motivation.
[00:27] 7oka
    Okay, I'm gonna whip up something
    tasty today. You two relax!
[00:30] 7saka
    Oh, wow!
[00:32] 7saka
    Wait...
[00:33] 7saka
    Can the captain actually cook?
[00:35] 7yama
    Can't say I've seen him do it before.
[00:37] 7oka
    Well, this won't open,
    so the whole box can go in.
[00:40] 7yama
    The box, too?
[00:41] 7oka
    What is this, a knight piece?
    Sure, that can go in.
[00:43] 7yama
    What the...
[00:44] 7oka
    All right, that does it!
[00:45] 7oka
    Now I just add the Expedition
    Team's secret sauce
[00:48] 7oka
    and let it simmer until it's done!
[00:53] 7saka
    So this is Cave Bouillabaisse.
[00:55] 7saka
    It looks a little weird, but I
    guess I'll start with the broth.
[01:17] 7saka
    The robust seasoning sends a wave
    throughout my exhausted body.
[01:29] 7saka
    Tender.
[01:31] 7saka
    This meat is so tender, it melts.
[01:33] 7saka
    So tender, I could eat the bone.
[01:37] 7saka
    And the pieces are large,
    which makes it so satisfying.
SIGN    "Cave Bouillabaisse"
    
    Made by boiling ingredients found in a cave.
     The ultimate in low-budget dining.
[01:45] 7saka
    There's a treasure trove of different
    flavors buried within this soup.
[01:55] 7saka
    Right now, I'm discovering one
    valuable artifact after another...
[02:00] 7saka
    The treasure hunter of eating on a shoot.
[02:08] 7saka
    But staring at the soup like this
    makes me crave something else...
[02:14] 7saka
    That's it!
[02:16] 7saka
    A white angel has descended.
[02:22] 7saka
    Soup and rice...
[02:25] 7saka
    It's so good. It's warming me right to the core.
[02:31] 7saka
    Cave soup is a true treasure.
[02:34] 7saka
    I'll be able to handle tomorrow's
    shoot with no problems now.
[02:39] 7yama
    I gotta say, this soup turned out really good.
[02:41] 7oka
    I know, right?
[02:43] 7oka
    It's 'cause I used fresh, local ingredients!
[02:46] 7yama
    What's this meat?
[02:48] 7oka
    Oh, that?
[02:49] 7oka
    It's a bat that I caught.

Season 2

E9 - Onward! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #9 Onward! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
SIGN    The Ballad of TV Nanana
[00:25] Sign
    TV Nanana's Official Song
[00:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[00:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Is it a big company? Nah
[00:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are their productions lavish? Nah
[00:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:05] [SONG] Lyrics
    All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[01:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[01:20] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
SIGN    TV Nanana
[01:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[01:29] [SONG] Lyrics
    You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
[01:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have the best ratings? Nah
[01:33] Sign
    Frugality + First
SIGN    Expedition Crew's Ratings
[01:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
SIGN    Expedition Crew
[01:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:49] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana Nanana
[01:57] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[02:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[02:09] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
[02:17] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Lots of affiliates? Nah
[02:25] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[02:33] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
[02:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[02:41] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, nah, nah, nah
[02:45] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana Nanana
[02:51] Nanayama
    I'm freezing.
[02:53] Nanayama
    Give me back my peel.
[02:55] Nanayama
    Come on, give me my coat back.

Season 2

E10 - Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #10 Onslaught! A Dark, Terrifying Enemy
[00:20] Bat
    I am the ruler of this cave,
    the prince of bats!
[00:25] Bat
    The name's Damon!
SIGN    Damon
[00:27] Bat
    TV Nanana!
[00:29] Bat
    You thought you could just turn one
    of my people into bouillabaisse, huh?
[00:32] Bat
    Well, this time we're gonna cook you
    up like plantains and devour you!
[00:37] Bat
    Say your prayers!
[00:38] Bat
    You punks! You clowns! You jerks!
[00:43] 7oka
    What is that tiny thing?
[00:44] 7mori
    He's really not intimidating at all.
[00:46] 7mori
    This is the kind of material that
    gets thrown out in editing.
[00:50] Bat
    Go ahead and do your worst!
[00:52] Bat
    I might be small, but I'm
    as fierce as they come!
[00:56] 7oka
    I'm really not feeling it.
[00:59] 7oka
    Can't we figure a way to fix this?
[01:00] Bat
    Hey! You listening?!
[01:03] 7mori
    Maybe we can use editing to make him scarier?
[01:05] 7mori
    Like this.
SIGN    CG Effects In Progress
[01:07] Bat
    Huh?
[01:08] 7oka
    This might make him look more impressive.
[01:10] 7yama
    Hey, yeah, this could work.
[01:11] Bat
    What is this?!
[01:12] 7oka
    Maybe we can have him breathe fire?
[01:16] 7oka
    Like a giant monster, y'know! That's cool.
[01:20] 7oka
    It's still kinda lacking impact, though.
[01:23] 7yama
    Can't we use CG to make him look bigger, too?
[01:27] 7mori
    We can use copy and paste
    to make more of him.
[01:30] 7oka
    Oh, awesome! Now we're talking!
[01:32] 7oka
    It's starting to look intimidating.
[01:33] Bat
    Y-You can't just make more of me!
[01:36] 7oka
    Y'know, I say we go hog wild!
[01:38] 7oka
    Don't sweat the details,
    just fill the whole screen up!
[01:41] 7oka
    Throw it all on there!
SIGN    We're nearly to the buried treasure!
SIGN    Facing down the giant bat swarm!
SIGN    TV Nanana
    Expedition Team
[01:43] Sign/7oka
    Throw a bunch of text on there, too.
[01:45] Sign/7yama
    Okay...
[01:45] 7oka/sign
    Some cut-ins, too! A whole bunch!
[01:47] 7yama/word balloon
    Isn't this overdoing it?
[01:49] 7mori/WB
    It's getting annoying to look at...
[01:50] Sign/7oka
    You gotta go hard if you
    wanna get ratings nowadays!
[01:53] Sign/Bat
    Hey!
[01:54] Sign/Bat
    Quit throwing so much crap on me!
[01:57] Sign/Bat
    I wish you TV people would just stop
[01:59] Sign/Bat
    throwing so much unnecessary info on the screen!
[02:02] 7yama/WB
    Where'd the bat go?
[02:04] 7oka/WB
    The bat's not important!
[02:06] 7yama/wb
    I thought the bat was the main attraction?
[02:07] 7oka
    It doesn't matter! Forget the bat!
[02:09] 7oka
    We need more text, and more cut-ins!
[02:10] 7yama/wb
    I think the screen's crowded enough...
[02:12] 7oka/sign
    This is exactly what the viewers want!
[02:15] 7mori/WB
    They're gonna change channels...
[02:16] 7oka/sign
    No way!
[02:16] 7oka/sign
    No way!
[02:17] 7oka/sign
    This won't scare them off.
[02:18] 7yama/WB
    It looks like someone pressed the guide button...
[02:20] 7oka/signs
    Y'know what? That's fine!
[02:22] 7oka/signs
    Throw the guide menus on there, too!
[02:23] 7yama/signs
    Like weather forecasts
    and traffic updates?
[02:24] 7oka/signs
    Put it up!
[02:26] 7oka/signs
    Do it!
[02:26] 7yama
    This is crazy.
[02:27] Bat
    Enough already!
[02:29] Bat
    You can't even see me anymore!
[02:34] Bat
    Ah, back to normal. What a relief!
[02:37] Bat
    Now then, we're eating well tonight!
[02:40] Bat
    Time to feast on some ripe bananas!
[02:44] ---
    Huh?
[02:49] 7oka
    You know these guys?
[02:51] 7yama
    Well, that saves us the trouble
    of copying and pasting...

Season 2

E11 - Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern

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[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
SIGN    #11 Danger! The Freezing Ice Cavern
[00:17] Bat
    Get back here, you no-budget TV station!
[00:20] Bat
    This time we're gonna gobble you up!
[00:23] Bat
    Say your prayers!
[00:24] 7oka
    Damn it! You'll never catch me!
[00:27] Bat
    What a tasty banana!
[00:29] Bat
    What a tasty banana! Ha-ha-ha!
[00:33] 7oka
    Screw you, you flying rat! Buzz off!
[00:35] 7mori
    Captain! We haven't gained
    any ground this whole time!
[00:41] Bat
    Take a good look at the ground.
[00:43] 7oka
    Hang on a sec...
[00:45] 7oka
    Wh-What the heck?!
[00:47] Bat
    This is a frozen cave coated in slippery ice.
[00:49] Bat
    The temperature here is a constant -40°!
SIGN    Minus 40 Degrees
[00:56] Bat
    You can run all you want!
    It'll just be a waste of energy!
[01:02] 7oka
    Crap, they've surrounded us!
[01:06] Bananas
    Slippery... So slippery... Slippy...
[01:09] 7oka
    Hurry it up, guys!
[01:10] Bananas
    Okay... okay... careful...
[01:12] 7oka
    Oof, this is rough!
[01:13] 7mori
    Hup!
[01:14] Bat
    All right, boys! Time to chow down!
[01:18] Bat
    Start feasting on these ripe bananas!
[01:21] 7oka
    No! Please spare us! I'm begging you!
[01:26] 7oka
    Start with my assistant!
[01:27] 7oka
    Directors don't taste good! We're all gamy!
[01:28] 7yama
    Why?
[01:30] Bat
    Well, we're short on runtime here,
[01:33] Bat
    so without further ado, it's time to eat!
[01:35] 7oka
    Wait! No, wait!
[01:36] 7oka
    Don't! Don't do it!
[01:38] 7oka
    Don't eat me!
[01:39] 7oka
    We haven't found the
    buried treasure yet!
[01:49] Bat
    Why are these bananas so dang hard?!
[01:54] 7oka
    H-Huh?!
[01:55] Bat
    My signature fangs!
[01:58] 7mori
    Captain... I think the low
    temperature froze our peels solid!
[02:04] 7oka
    You're right!
[02:07] 7oka
    So this means...
[02:09] 7oka
    that we can use these, doesn't it?!
[02:12] 7oka
    Dun da-dun!
SIGN    Nail
[02:15] 7oka
    In a -40° environment,
[02:17] 7oka
    you can hammer a nail with a banana!
[02:19] 7mori
    Oh, I think I've seen this before.
[02:22] 7yama
    That takes me back.
[02:24] 7oka
    Come on, you guys start nailing,
    too! It's a lot of fun!
[02:28] 7oka
    Drive them in there! Just like that!
[02:35] 7oka
    Okay, now we can get up this wall!
[02:38] Expedition team
    Four!
[02:39] Expedition team
    Five!
[02:40] Expedition team
    Six!
[02:41] Expedition team
    Nanana!
[02:45] 7oka
    Man, I'm so glad I'm a banana!
[02:48] 7mori
    We made it!
[02:48] 7oka
    We're saved!
[02:50] 7mori
    Yay!
[02:52] 7yama
    We do have regular hammers, you know.

Season 2

E12 - Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Out of Control! The Subterranean Railway
[00:17] 7oka
    We had no idea all along
[00:20] 7oka
    that beneath the long, arduous path
    that led to the buried treasure,
[00:25] 7oka
    there was a tunnel dug for messengers.
[00:32] 7oka
    I wish we'd known about this sooner.
[00:35] 7oka
    It's so much easier!
[00:37] 7yama
    I'm kinda ticked about it.
    Let's just move this thing.
[00:39] 7oka
    You're right. Let's find that
    buried treasure already!
[00:42] 7oka
    Heave-ho, heave-ho, heave-ho!
[00:43] 7yama
    Heave-ho...
[00:44] 7oka
    Too slow, Nanayama!
[00:46] 7oka
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[00:47] 7yama
    You're going a little too fast.
    Could you slow down a—
[00:48] 7oka
    Quit slacking!
[00:50] 7yama
    I'm not slacking.
[00:51] 7oka
    You're always slacking off, man.
[00:53] 7yama
    Uh, look ahead.
[00:55] 7yama
    The track's about to get a little wild.
[01:01] 7oka
    Uh, never mind. Let's head back.
[01:04] 7yama
    We can't, we're on a decline. It's too late.
[01:06] 7oka
    Pump that thing! Come on!
[01:08] 7yama
    It won't help. It's even getting steeper!
[01:09] 7oka
    Come on! We need to go back!
[01:11] 7yama
    We're gaining speed!
[01:12] 7oka
    Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
[01:17] Trio
    Make it stop!
[01:19] Trio
    Wow!
[01:24] Trio
    Hey, I think it took our picture.
[01:28] 7oka
    I'm gonna hurl...
[01:29] 7yama
    Please don't! It's gonna fly right to me!
[01:31] 7mori
    I think I am, too...
[01:32] 7yama
    Seriously, please don't!
    I'm gonna catch all of it!
[01:36] 7mori
    Captain, look, up ahead!
[01:38] 7mori
    The rails stop at the edge!
[01:40] 7oka
    Just like in the movies!
[01:42] 7yama
    What movie is that?
[01:43] 7yama
    Seriously, which movie? Tell me, quick!
[01:46] 7oka
    We're gonna have to go as fast
    as we can and try to jump it!
[01:48] 7yama
    But seriously, which movie?
     Which one do you mean?
[01:51] 7yama
    It's bothering me now!
    You gotta tell me!
[01:53] 7yama
    Before it's too late! Before it's too late!
[01:55] 7oka
    It was Indi... Indi—
[01:58] 7yama
    E.T.?
[01:58] 7oka
    Indiana Jones!
[02:00] 7yama
    Did you say E.T.?
[02:00] 7oka
    No, Indiana Jones.
[02:01] 7yama
    Oh, Indiana Jones.
[02:02] 7yama
    I thought that was the one with the boulder.
[02:04] 7mori
    There was a mine cart, too.
[02:05] 7yama
    Oh, there was?
[02:07] 7yama
    I had no idea.
[02:12] 7oka
    That was close...
[02:13] 7mori
    I guess there are rails down here, too.
[02:15] 7oka
    I can't believe it. It's a miracle.
[02:18] 7oka
    I guess they do happen.
[02:19] 7oka
    Wait, what is that?!
[02:21] 7oka
    It's a subway train!
[02:22] 7yama
    Since we're so deep,
    I bet it's the Nanboku line.
[02:24] 7oka
    Forget that, just pump it!
    Quick, pump it, pump it!
[02:25] 7oka
    Oh, right!
[02:26] 7yama
    It's getting closer!
[02:29] 7oka
    Hup! Hup! Hup!
[02:30] 7yama
    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Express
[02:34] 7oka
    Where the heck are we?!
SIGN    Giroppon 1-Chome
SIGN    Giroppon 1-Chome
[02:44] Trio
    Boss!
[02:44] Trio
    Hey, boss!
[02:46] Trio
    Boss!
[02:46] Trio
    We're here! Over here!
[02:48] Trio
    Look over here!
[02:49] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:51] Trio
    Boss!
[02:52] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:54] Trio
    Boss!
[02:55] Trio
    Pull us over the white line!
[02:56] Trio
    We're over here!

Season 2

E13 - Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #13 Arrival! Phantoms of The Banagawa Shogunate
[00:17] 7oka
    Hey, we ended up in
    the Edo period somehow!
[00:20] 7oka
    We must've traveled through time...
[00:22] 7yama
    Yeah, right. This is just
    the Edomura theme park.
[00:25] 7oka
    Edomura?
SIGN    Mount Nanashiro
[00:26] 7oka
    Then the buried treasure is in Nikko?
SIGN    Nikko
[00:32] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:33] 7oka
    Y-You know these guys?
[00:35] 7mori
    Wait, look at them!
[00:37] 7mori
    That's the Banananbo Shogun
    along with Oshichi Kuranosuke!
SIGN    Banananbo Shogun
SIGN    Oshichi Kuranosuke
[00:41] 7oka
    You're right!
[00:42] 7mori
    And that's Shichikawa Goemon
    with one of the Shichisengumi!
SIGN    Shichikawa Goemon
SIGN    Shichisengumi
[00:46] 7oka
    I bet the Edomura people are putting
    on a free swordfighting show for us
[00:50] 7oka
    since we showed up to film here!
[00:52] 7oka
    I wanna thank all of you performers!
[00:55] 7yama
    Yeah, thank you.
[00:56] 7oka
    All right, I'll even give you some
    tips on how to make it really good!
[01:01] 7oka
    I'm a director from a major
    television network, after all!
[01:06] 7oka
    For the opening, you've gotta have Abarenbo
    riding by, with Mount Fuji in the background.
SIGN    Banananbo Shogun
[01:11] 7oka
    And a "da-dun!" sound.
[01:12] 7oka
    Could you, like, jump from that
    tower with no safety harness?
SIGN    Directing the Swordfighting Show
[01:17] 7oka
    Don't give me "I can't." You can do it!
[01:18] 7oka
    And as soon as you land, jump straight
    into attacking Abarenbo here.
[01:21] 7oka
    Right, right, right.
[01:22] 7oka
    Kuranosuke, just shut up and bang
    on that taiko drum, all right?
[01:26] 7oka
    Kondo! Don't just stand there!
    You gotta attack, too.
[01:29] 7oka
    What do you think the sword's for?
[01:30] 7oka
    You can actually stab him if you want.
[01:32] 7oka
    And then, when Kondo attacks,
    bang that taiko.
[01:35] 7oka
    The taiko!
[01:36] 7oka
    Come on, you ought to be able to ad-lib
    basic stuff like this, Kuranosuke.
[01:40] 7oka
    How many years have you
    been playing that thing?
[01:42] 7oka
    Abarenbo! Would it kill you to look
    at the camera like you're supposed to?
[01:45] 7oka
    That's the shot we're looking for!
[01:47] 7oka
    Okay, Kondo, you hold on to the taiko,
[01:49] 7oka
    and then, Kuranosuke,
    you swipe it back from him.
[01:52] 7oka
    Right, just like that! You've got it!
[01:54] 7oka
    Now, after you jump down, just...
[01:55] 7oka
    Oh, that's the boss.
[01:56] 7oka
    Boss! It turns out the buried
    treasure is in Nikko.
[01:59] 7oka
    The swordfighting show's about to start,
    so I'll call you back when it's over.
[02:02] Boss
    Hey, idiot! That's not Edomura!
[02:06] Boss
    It's a giant underground chamber
[02:09] Boss
    the Bakufu dug to hide the buried treasure!
[02:13] 7oka
    A chamber?
[02:15] Boss
    In order to keep intruders
    away from the treasure,
[02:17] Boss
    the Banagawa Bakufu built a
    huge castle in that chamber,
[02:20] Boss
    and they hid the buried treasure inside it!
[02:24] 7oka
    So we're still underground?
[02:26] 7yama
    Yet your phone's working.
[02:28] Boss
    You three are going to
    sneak into that castle
[02:31] Boss
    and find that buried treasure,
    no matter what.
[02:34] Boss
    Got it?! I wish you luck.
[02:40] Boss
    And just so you know,
    the mechanical dummies you'll see
[02:43] Boss
    will attack without warning.
[02:47] Boss
    So watch yourselves.
[02:52] 7oka
    This shoot is over! We're pulling out!

Season 2

E14 - Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #14 Tragedy! Death of a TV Crew
SIGN    Prison
[00:17] 7oka
    The crew of TV Nanana has been
    captured by the forces of the Bakufu.
[00:20] 7oka
    Will we able to escape?
[00:25] 7oka
    Man, these just aren't coming loose.
[00:27] 7oka
    Nanayama, you're into this kinda thing, right?
[00:30] 7oka
    Hurry up and untie us.
[00:31] 7yama
    This is a bit beyond me.
[00:33] 7yama
    A ball gag would be nice, though...
[00:35] 7oka
    Yeah, I guess you're more
    on the hardcore side...
[00:37] 7oka
    Man, come on!
[00:39] 7oka
    No good! Let's give up.
[00:41] 7yama
    It seems a little too soon to do that.
[00:42] 7oka
    This is the hardest kind of bondage
    to undo! It's hopeless!
[00:46] 7yama
    You sure you're not the more
    knowledgeable one here?
[00:47] 7oka
    This isn't happening...
[00:49] 7oka
    Well, dying on the scene of a shoot
    is an honor for a TV crewman!
[00:52] 7oka
    Let's do it with dignity!
[00:55] 7oka
    Nanayama.
[00:55] 7yama
    Yeah?
[00:56] 7oka
    Do an impression.
[00:57] 7yama
    What?
[01:01] 7yama
    Where'd that even come from? I don't get it...
[01:03] 7oka
    Come on, man!
[01:04] 7oka
    It's like a death poem, only an impression!
[01:06] 7yama
    A death... impression?
[01:07] 7oka
    If you work in TV, you bust out your
    best impression right before you die!
[01:10] Sign
    "Death Impression"
    Where someone in TV performs an impression before dying
[01:11] 7yama
    I've never heard of that.
    What's the point, exactly?
[01:14] 7oka
    You've gotta really nail it
    so I can rest in peace! Please!
[01:22] 7yama
    I'm Ayu.
SIGN    AD Nanayama's Death Impression
[01:24] 7oka
    It's Ayu!
[01:25] 7yama
    Hey, arena, it's Ayu!
[01:27] 7oka
    It's Ayu...
[01:28] 7oka
    It's actually Ayu. I knew
    you could do it. Well done.
[01:31] 7yama
    Good morning.
[01:32] 7oka
    Here we go...
[01:34] 7yama
    I guess I'll brush my teeth.
    Ayu's gonna brush her teeth.
[01:38] 7oka
    Yeah, that's it. That's great.
[01:40] 7oka
    More. Gimme more.
[01:40] 7yama
    Toothpaste... Oh, Ayu dropped her toothpaste.
[01:45] 7oka
    More. A little more.
[01:48] 7yama
    Ayu's going out.
[01:49] 7oka
    There you go! That's it!
[01:52] 7yama
    Ayu... only wears long... long shoes!
[01:56] 7yama
    Only boots, that's me, Ayu!
[01:58] 7oka
    She's got them on! Ayu put her boots on!
[02:00] 7yama
    But Ayu always forgets something
    when she puts her boots on!
[02:03] 7oka
    That sounds like her!
    That's totally like Ayu!
[02:05] 7yama
    I hope you'll all support me, Ayu!
[02:07] 7oka
    I do! I'm supporting you, Ayu!
[02:10] 7yama
    Ayu... is at the convenience store,
[02:13] 7yama
    buying something heated up, Ayu!
[02:16] 7oka
    What're you buying?
[02:17] 7yama
    Okay, everyone, I'm buying it!
[02:20] 7yama
    Ayu's gonna also get...
[02:23] 7yama
    this yokan they sell by the register!
[02:24] 7oka
    Ayu!
[02:29] Everyone
    What?! What, what the?!
[02:32] 7oka
    Who's that?
[02:33] 7yama
    A knife...
[02:34] 7oka
    That knife looks dangerous!
[02:35] 7oka
    Wh-Who are you?!
[02:37] 7ko
    I am the mole kunoichi, Shichiko,
SIGN    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
[02:40] 7ko
    of the Banada Three Braves.
    I am here to save you.
[02:44] 7oka
    You're gonna save us?!
[02:46] 7oka
    Kinda shady-looking, though...
[02:47] 7yama
    Yeah, that leotard...
[02:48] 7ko
    Just hold on.
[02:49] 7oka
    Out of nowhere, a lady ninja
    appeared on the scene.
[02:52] 7oka
    But just who is she?
[02:55] 7yama
    Ayu did her best!
[02:56] 7ko
    Shut up!

Season 2

E15 - Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #15 Glorious! The Kunoichi Dances
SIGN    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
[00:16] 7ko
    Everyone, follow me and stay close!
[00:19] 7oka
    Hup, hup! O-Oh!
[00:19] 7yama
    We just need to keep up?
[00:21] 7mori
    Wait up, wait, wait up...
[00:22] 7oka
    Why are you wearing a leotard
    if you're a kunoichi, anyway?
[00:25] 7ko
    I actually just passed the audition
    to become a kunoichi last week.
[00:29] 7yama
    They have auditions? And you got,
    what, an honorable mention?
[00:32] 7ko
    Excuse me? I obviously got top billing!
[00:32] 7oka
    Maybe it was special recognition.
[00:34] 7ko
    I won the audition?!
[00:35] 7ko
    I even have the mastery scroll to prove it!
[00:38] 7yama
    Mastery?
[00:39] 7oka
    What, now?
[00:40] 7ko
    Listen up. For the record, Shichiko...
[00:43] 7ko
    is still on the market.
[00:45] 7yama
    Uh, no one asked. And no one cares.
[00:47] 7ko
    You still don't get it?
[00:48] 7oka
    Still? What do you mean, "still"?
[00:48] 7ko
    Come on!
[00:51] 7ko
    Hup! Whoa!
[00:55] 7ko
    Ready?
[00:57] 7ko
    Ready?
[00:58] 7ko
    Are you ready?!
[00:59] 7yama
    We're listening.
[00:59] 7mori
    I am. Ears wide open.
[00:59] 7oka
    Yeah, go ahead...
[01:00] 7ko
    If you're ready, then say so!
[01:02] 7oka
    What do you want from us?!
[01:04] 7ko
    How am I supposed to know when to proceed?!
[01:06] 7ko
    Now, listen. I'm going to
    infiltrate Banagawa Castle,
[01:09] 7ko
    and then assassinate the machine shogun
    who oppresses the mole people.
[01:14] 7ko
    You three are going to help me kill him.
SIGN    Assassination
[01:16] 7oka
    Whoa, hang on... We're just
    staff for a TV station.
[01:20] 7mori
    I don't want to assassinate anyone.
[01:22] 7yama
    Yeah, no one except the director.
[01:26] 7ko
    Hey, come on!
[01:27] 7oka
    Now, hang on! Why do we
    have to do this, anyway?
[01:30] 7ko
    Isn't that who you guys are?
[01:32] 7ko
    The legendary heroes who help
    people in their time of need?
[01:39] 7ko
    The Banadas... Banada? Banada Three Braves.
[01:43] 7ko
    The Banada Three Braves!
SIGN    The Legendary
    Banada Three Braves
[01:47] 7yama
    The Banada three... what?
[01:50] 7ko
    Look at this. Here.
[01:51] 7yama
    Where?
[01:52] 7ko
    The village's historical
    portrait of the Three Braves.
[01:54] 7ko
    It looks exactly like you guys.
SIGN    Banada Three Braves
[01:56] 7mori
    A portrait?
[01:57] 7oka
    How does this look like us?
[01:59] 7yama
    It's the right amount of people, but...
[02:00] 7ko
    Perfect resemblance, right?
[02:02] 7ko
    And since I went to the trouble
    of finding you heroes,
[02:05] 7ko
    I expect you to keep it together
    and do a good job, all right?
[02:09] 7ko
    Got it, Banada Three Braves?
[02:12] 7ko
    Now, who are you guys?
[02:14] Trio
    The Banada Three Braves?
[02:16] 7ko
    And what're you going to do?
[02:18] Trio
    An assassination?
[02:19] 7ko
    Very good. Now you're feeling it.
[02:21] 7oka
    I've never assassinated anybody before.
[02:22] 7mori
    And I don't want to.
[02:26] 7ko
    Come on, you guys, warm up a little.
[02:29] 7oka
    Warm up?
[02:31] 7ko
    I guarantee you'll be glad you did later.
[02:33] 7oka
    No way.
[02:33] 7mori
    Seriously? Seriously?
[02:34] 7yama
    Not happening. Too embarrassing.
[02:35] 7oka
    That footage would come back to haunt us.
[02:37] 7oka
    Not happening, no way.
[02:37] 7ko
    What're you talking about?
[02:39] 7ko
    This... By doing this...
    you could build a decent career.
[02:40] 7oka
    I don't want footage of this. No way.
[02:41] 7yama
    You're going on with this?
[02:43] 7oka
    Those steps while wearing a leotard...
    No way. It's humiliating.
[02:45] 7yama
    Nope, nope.
[02:46] 7yama
    I mean, like...
[02:46] 7yama
    It's...
[02:47] 7yama
    M-My parents would be
    ashamed of me, so no.
[02:49] 7ko
    Just do it, I said!
[02:49] 7yama
    So scary.
[02:51] 7yama
    Very scary.
[02:52] 7oka
    Way, way too scary.
[02:52] 7ko
    Come on...
[02:52] 7mori
    Very, very scary.
[02:53] 7yama
    From both the front and the rear, it's scary.
[02:55] 7ko
    Come on, just... Hey, come on!

Season 2

E16 - Thrills! Stormy Clouds Over Banagawa Castle

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #16 Thrills! Stormy Clouds
    Over Banagawa Castle
[00:17] 7oka
    We began our infiltration
    of Banagawa Castle.
[00:21] 7oka
    Hup! Hup! This way! Hup, hup, hup!
[00:26] 7yama
    I don't seem to be g-gaining
    any ground here... What is this?
[00:29] 7yama
    Why am I still in the same place? Huh?
[00:32] 7mori
    Oh, I'm gonna fall... Whoa,
    that was close... Careful, careful...
[00:38] 7ko
    You Three Braves are really something.
SIGN    Mole Kunoichi
    Shichiko
[00:39] 7ko
    That's the first time I ever
    made it across the moat.
[00:43] 7ko
    Now we just need to reach the main gate.
[00:56] 7mori
    Oh, no! The enemy spotted us! What do we do?
[00:59] 7oka
    Damn it!
[01:00] 7oka
    Okay! For now, Nanayama will distract
     them while the rest of us move ahead!
[01:04] 7yama
    Again with the power harassment...
[01:07] 7ko
    Wait! I can use my specialty ninjutsu
    to get us through this!
[01:11] 7ko
    Gimme a second.
[01:12] 7mori
    Is she okay?
[01:13] 7oka
    Can she even use ninjutsu?
[01:23] 7ko
    Mogura Ninja Arts!
SIGN    Mogura Ninja Arts
[01:26] 7oka
    Oh, something's happening!
[01:27] ---
    Take this!
[01:35] 7oka
    Uh, she's tossing something
    around. What is that?
[01:38] 7mori
    Wait, caltrops?
SIGN    Caltrop Technique
[01:43] 7yama
    So that bag was just full of caltrops?
[01:46] 7ko
    Did you guys know that using caltrops
    is the ultimate ninja technique?
[01:49] 7yama
    Seriously?
[01:50] 7oka
    You gotta be kidding me.
[01:51] 7ko
    Come on, you guys throw some.
[01:52] 7oka
    We have to do this, too?
[01:53] 7ko
    Don't be shy.
[01:54] 7oka
    I'm not being shy.
[01:56] 7yama
    We toss them with spoons?
[01:57] 7ko
    Come on, dump them everywhere!
[01:59] 7oka
    Dump them?
[01:59] 7yama
    We can't dump them if we're using spoons...
[02:01] 7ko
    At the end of the day, if you spread some
    cal... caltorp... If you spread caltraps...
[02:04] 7yama
    She can't even say caltrops.
[02:07] 7ko
    At the end of the day, if you spread some
     caltrops around, things will work out.
[02:07] 7oka
    Like a new student.
[02:12] 7ko
    My master told me that.
[02:13] 7oka
    Seriously?
[02:14] 7mori
    Hey, but look, the enemies
    are stopped in their tracks!
[02:17] 7mori
    The caltrops are working!
[02:19] 7oka
    No way, it actually works?
[02:20] 7yama
    You're right.
[02:23] 7oka
    And so, thanks to the the caltrop technique,
[02:26] 7oka
    we were able to infiltrate the castle.
[02:30] 7yama
    That bag has been leaking caltrops,
     and my feet are really starting to hurt.
[02:33] 7oka
    Aw, man, I'm bleeding.
[02:34] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow.
[02:35] 7yama
    Could she maybe walk behind us for now?
[02:37] 7ko
    Come on, remember our warm-up?
    Use those steps to dodge them!
[02:41] 7mori
    This is what the warm-up was for?
[02:42] 7ko
    Come on!
[02:43] 7ko
    One-two, one-two, one-two!
[02:45] 7mori
    That was a one-two, huh?
[02:47] 7ko
    Come on!
[02:47] 7oka
    Are we supposed to take
    one step back when we do this?
[02:49] 7ko
    Go!
[02:49] 7yama
    Seems like it.
[02:51] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow!
[02:53] 7oka
    This hurts! It really hurts!
[02:54] 7yama
    The embarrassment's honestly
    worse than the pain...

Season 2

E17 - Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #17 Rebellion! Against the Mechanical Shogun
[00:17] 7oka
    Having successfully
    infiltrated Banagawa Castle,
[00:19] 7oka
    we finally found the evil machine shogun.
SIGN    Shogun's Chamber
[00:30] Shogun
    I am the fifth machine shogun,
    Banagawa Tsunayoshi!
SIGN    Machine Shogun
    Banagawa Tsunayoshi
[00:37] Shogun
    You amateur kunoichi and
    dirt-poor TV station...
[00:40] Shogun
    I'll make short work of you with my own hands!
[00:43] Shogun
    I will defend this castle!
[00:48] 7oka
    What a cool voice.
[00:50] 7yama
    He sounds like a voice actor.
[00:52] Shogun
    Now, face your judgment!
[00:55] 7ko
    Listen up! If we can find the power
    switch that's hidden somewhere,
[00:58] 7ko
    all of the mechanical
    dummies should shut down.
[01:03] 7ko
    You Three Braves should spread
    out and find the switch.
[01:06] 7ko
    I'll keep the shogun occupied!
[01:10] Shogun
    You there.
[01:12] Shogun
    Even if you're an amateur,
    expect no mercy from me.
[01:14] 7ko
    I was the top pick at my audition!
    I'm not an amateur anymore!
[01:20] Shogun
    Then behold the secret techniques of
    three centuries of the Banagawa clan!
[01:27] Shogun
    Banagawa...
[01:31] Shogun
    Crash!
[01:34] Shogun
    Compassion For All Living Things Spin!
SIGN    Compassion
[01:37] Shogun
    Crisis Rice Riot!
SIGN    Rice
[01:43] Shogun
    Dangerous Uprising!
SIGN    Uprising
[01:48] Shogun
    Black Ships Shock!
SIGN    Open Country
[01:52] 7oka
    Those are some cool moves.
[01:54] 7mori
    Awesome...
[01:55] 7oka
    They're so amazing, you can't help staring.
[01:57] 7oka
    I wanna be like him.
[01:59] 7oka
    And what the heck is this mess?!
[02:02] 7oka
    She's tossing caltrops again!
[02:04] 7ko
    Hey, crap shogun!
[02:06] 7ko
    Gutter punk!
[02:07] 7oka
    And she's just talking trash...
[02:10] 7oka
    Makes it hard to tell who the bad guy is.
[02:12] 7yama
    I kinda don't think anyone is.
[02:16] 7ko
    All right, trash shogun!
    Get ready for some of this!
[02:20] Shogun
    Stop that! No spitting!
[02:22] 7ko
    Here's some more!
[02:24] Shogun
    Then I shall, as well!
[02:27] 7yama
    You think they're trying
    to give each other the flu?
[02:29] 7ko
    Put a sock in it!
    This is how I won that audition!
[02:32] 7ko
    This is what got me the grand prize!
[02:34] 7yama
    I don't know what you
    want me to say to that...
[02:34] 7ko
    Go! Shut up and go!
[02:36] 7oka
    We're not exactly slacking, y'know.
[02:37] 7ko
    I said go!
[02:39] 7oka
    So pushy...
[02:41] 7yama
    No, look...
[02:42] 7oka
    Come on, quit spitting.
[02:43] 7ko
    Now!
[02:44] 7yama
    I'd honestly prefer the caltrops.
[02:46] 7ko
    This is grand prize spit!
[02:48] 7oka
    Shut up! What kind of grand prize is that?
[02:50] 7yama
    She's gone from all caltrops to all spit.
[02:52] 7ko
    It's a grand prize-class...
[02:55] 7ko
    Grand prize-class...

Season 2

E18 - Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #18 Astonishment! The AD with the Super Skill
[00:17] 7oka
    The breathtaking battle
    between the mole kunoichi
SIGN    Kunoichi
SIGN    Shogun
[00:20] 7oka
    and the mechanical shogun rages on.
[00:29] 7yama
    Hey, Captain, maybe you should
    get in there and help.
[00:32] 7oka
    I'm not really seeing any
    room for me to intervene.
[00:35] 7yama
    Really?
[00:37] 7oka
    Wait, look!
[00:38] 7oka
    There's the power switch!
SIGN    Power switch
    to cut off the shogun's power
[00:41] 7oka
    If we can flip that,
    the shogun will lose power!
[00:44] 7mori
    Captain, let's sneak behind
    them and throw the switch.
[00:52] 7oka
    Hang on a sec.
[00:54] 7oka
    There are too many caltrops.
    We can't get any closer!
SIGN    Caltrops
[00:59] 7oka
    Well, this sure was stupid.
[01:02] 7oka
    Why'd she have to toss them over here?
[01:07] 7oka
    W-Well? Can you reach it?
[01:08] 7mori
    No, not even close.
[01:09] 7yama
    You couldn't tell just by watching?
[01:11] 7oka
    Go!
[01:12] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[01:13] 7oka
    Come on, boys, go!
[01:14] 7mori
    You're not moving forward at all, Captain.
[01:17] 7yama
    Though I think the way the caltrops are
    poking my feet is improving my circulation.
[01:20] 7oka
    Then keep on moving forward!
[01:22] 7yama
    It still hurts, though...
[01:25] 7oka
    Hey, h-hang on, whoa, stop, stop.
    Stop shaking down there!
[01:25] 7yama
    Can you reach?
[01:27] 7mori
    Nope, nope, nope, nope!
[01:28] 7yama
    Can you reach it? Are you there?
[01:29] 7oka
    Hell no!
[01:30] 7mori
    Leaning this far is...
[01:31] 7oka
    Hey, stop shaking!
[01:32] 7yama
    This isn't happening. Let's...
    Let's try something else.
[01:32] 7oka
    Just... just push it!
    Get in there and... boop!
[01:35] 7oka
    Quick.
[01:36] 7yama
    Okay, what if I throw you over
    there with a giant swing,
[01:39] 7yama
    and then you hit the switch?
[01:40] 7oka
    Uh, no, because right after I do,
     I'll land in those caltrops.
[01:44] 7yama
    Well, how else do we reach it?
    This isn't working.
[01:47] 7oka
    Yeah, I guess not.
[01:48] Shogun
    You thieving scoundrels!
[01:51] Shogun
    For trying to plunder the
    buried Banagawa treasure,
[01:55] Shogun
    I, Tsunayoshi, as the
    fifth mechanical shogun,
[01:58] Shogun
    shall vanquish you!
[02:04] 7oka
    Let's just give up.
[02:05] 7yama
    That seems a bit abrupt.
[02:06] 7oka
    My feet hurt, okay? This shoot is canceled.
[02:09] 7oka
    Let's give up on the buried treasure.
[02:11] 7oka
    Nanayama, do a death impression.
[02:13] 7yama
    No way. I'm not gonna go through that again.
[02:16] 7oka
    Come on, man, do it.
[02:19] 7yama
    Wait, hang on a second.
[02:21] 7yama
    I think the poking has really
    helped with my circulation...
[02:25] 7oka
    Just get to the death impression.
[02:27] 7yama
    Okay, so my arms are gonna stretch,
    and I'm gonna hit the button.
[02:33] 7yama
    You know how your arms sometimes stretch?
SIGN    "Sometimes at TV Nanana"
SIGN    Due to under-staffing, sometimes
    an AD's arms will be really stretchy.
[02:36] 7mori
    That... doesn't happen.
[02:37] 7yama
    Yours don't get stretchy when
    you soak them in warm water?
[02:40] 7oka
    Dude, we're not slime creatures.
[02:42] 7yama
    They kinda go "bwooo" and
    extend, all languid-like.
[02:45] 7oka
    Hey, kunoichi, say something.
SIGN    Applause!
[02:48] 7ko
    Grand prize...
[02:50] 7yama
    Thanks for that.
[02:53] Shogun
    TV Nanana...
[02:56] Shogun
    is dreadful.

Season 2

E19 - Infiltration! The Giant Tower

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #19 Infiltration! The Giant Tower
[00:16] 7oka
    Our crew has managed to reach
    the interior of the castle tower
SIGN    Legend of the Buried Treasure
[00:20] 7oka
    where the buried treasure is located.
[00:24] 7oka
    Ugh, and here we are in
    another place full of traps!
[00:29] 7oka
    Watch yourselves.
[00:30] 7oka
    Move carefully. Watch, I'll go first.
[00:32] Duo
    Okay.
[00:33] 7oka
    Ready?
[00:33] Both
    Okay.
[00:35] 7oka
    And here I go!
[00:41] 7oka
    Got it? Now, follow me.
[00:43] 7yama
    We're pretending that didn't happen?
[00:44] 7oka
    I've never been in a place like this before.
[00:46] 7yama
    You're editing this one yourself, aren't you?
[00:48] 7oka
    Follow my lead.
[00:50] 7oka
    Okay, here we go... ready, and...
[00:51] 7mori
    Er, wait, what?
[00:53] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:53] 7yama
    Do you suck that bad? Can you not even jump?
[00:55] 7oka
    Wait, why...
[00:56] 7yama
    Do you not know how to jump?
[00:58] 7oka
    Why didn't it...
[00:59] 7yama
    What do you mean, why?
[01:01] 7oka
    You...
[01:01] 7yama
    I think you might be trying to jump too soon.
[01:02] 7oka
    Who is?
[01:03] 7oka
    Too soon? But, I mean...
[01:04] 7mori
    We want to jump past this. Hurry up.
[01:05] 7yama
    I jumped, seriously.
[01:07] 7yama
    What button are you pressing?
[01:09] 7oka
    You press B to dash, right?
[01:10] 7yama
    You don't have to dash! What?
[01:12] 7oka
    B is dash, right?
[01:13] 7yama
    Just watch us, okay?
[01:14] 7yama
    Here we go. We're jumping it.
[01:16] 7oka
    Okay.
[01:16] 7yama
    See how easy that was?
[01:17] 7oka
    Wait, but that's...
[01:18] 7mori
    It's really easy.
[01:19] 7yama
    We're even carrying gear.
[01:21] 7oka
    Look, I get it.
[01:23] 7yama
    So come on.
[01:24] 7oka
    Yeah, but... it's just... y'know...
[01:26] 7yama
    Aw, come on.
[01:29] 7yama
    Huh?
[01:30] 7mori
    From the beginning again?
[01:31] 7oka
    Look, I did jump. Something's weird here.
[01:33] 7oka
    Maybe I need more forward momentum.
[01:35] 7yama
    That's true. At least you get that much.
[01:36] 7oka
    What am I doing wrong?
[01:38] 7oka
    Hey, there's a zombie!
[01:39] 7yama
    See?! Look what happened!
[01:40] 7mori
    It's the machine dummy!
    What do we do, what do we do?
[01:42] 7yama
    This happened because you
    were taking too long.
[01:44] 7mori
    Uh, let's just take my peel off, and there!
[01:46] 7mori
    Okay!
[01:48] 7oka
    All right! He slipped and fell. Good.
[01:50] 7yama
    We're going on ahead.
[01:51] 7mori
    We're gonna see what things are like ahead.
[01:52] 7oka
    H-Hang on, what am I supposed to do?
[01:54] 7yama
    Just hold on for a sec. Just a sec.
[01:55] 7mori
    There's a rope. That should be easy.
     Just hop off of here,
[01:58] 7mori
    and then use this to go up...
[02:00] 7oka
    You guys gonna be okay by yourselves?
[02:02] 7mori
    Yeah, we're fine.
[02:03] 7yama
    Okay, okay, okay.
[02:04] 7mori
    Oh, hey, there's some bouillabaisse here.
[02:07] 7mori
    Now this is some delectable bouillabaisse...
[02:10] 7oka
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on a sec!
    Don't eat that bouillabaisse!
[02:13] 7oka
    Hey, stop!
[02:15] 7oka
    Look, now the bat's here,
    because you ate it!
[02:19] 7yama
    There's a bat where you are?
[02:20] 7oka
    There is! Who's gonna beat him?
[02:23] 7yama
    Okay, hang tight for a sec. I'll be right there.
[02:25] 7oka
    Nanayama!
[02:26] 7yama
    I'm on the way.
[02:27] 7oka
    Hurry! He's coming at me!
[02:28] 7yama
    Check this out. look how fast I can go.
[02:30] 7oka
    The bat's almost here!
[02:31] 7yama
    Here we go.
[02:32] 7yama
    My special technique, caltrops!
[02:35] 7yama
    There! Got it!
[02:36] 7oka
    All right, nicely done, Nanayama.
[02:38] 7yama
    I did it.
[02:39] 7oka
    That was good work. Excellent!
[02:40] 7yama
    Thanks.
[02:40] 7oka
    Nice!
[02:41] 7yama
    Right.
[02:42] 7oka
    Just what I'd expect from my AD.
[02:44] 7yama
    Why'd you try to walk over here?
[02:46] 7mori
    Hey, wh-what happened?
[02:49] 7yama
    Did you just get so excited that
    you tried to walk over to me?
[02:52] 7oka
    Well, I tried to jump...
[02:55] 7yama
    We're never getting past
    the first stage, are we?

Season 2

E20 - Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #20 Intrusion! Annoying Amateurs
[00:17] 7oka
    The TV Nanana crew finally located
    the legendary buried treasure!
[00:23] 7oka
    But then, the entire safe was taken away.
[00:28] 7oka
    Thief! Give that buried treasure back!
[00:31] 7oka
    Who could that giant hand have belonged to?
[00:37] Cyclops
    'Sup?
[00:38] 7oka
    Man, you guys again?
SIGN    Holy Beast
    Cyclops
SIGN    Holy Beast
    Minotaur
[00:40] Cyclops
    We figured you'd come after the
    buried treasure, so we were waiting.
[00:44] Cyclops
    When are you gonna do that special on me?
[00:47] Cyclops
    I've been keeping my schedule clear, waiting.
[00:49] 7oka
    I made no such promise.
[00:52] 7oka
    You wouldn't get us good ratings.
[00:53] Cyclops
    Of course I would.
[00:54] Cyclops
    Which do you think is more rare,
    me or some buried treasure?
[00:58] Cyclops
    Just write up the outline already.
[00:59] 7oka
    Give the safe back!
[01:00] Cyclops
    Yeah, right.
[01:02] Cyclops
    If you want it back,
    just try and take it from me.
[01:05] 7oka
    Nanayama, go and take the safe back by force.
[01:09] 7oka
    Dealing with amateurs is one
    of an AD's most critical jobs.
[01:12] Cyclops
    I'm not an amateur.
[01:14] Cyclops
    I've done voiceovers.
[01:16] Cyclops
    And I do food segments all the time.
[01:18] 7oka
    Uh, hello, Mr. Fujinami?
[01:19] Cyclops
    Not listening, huh?
[01:21] 7oka
    There's this weird giant
    messing with us right now.
[01:24] 7oka
    Could you maybe teach us some
    moves to use on him? Please.
[01:28] Fujinami
    Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.
[01:31] Fujinami
    I'm doing this castle tour
    thing I've gotten into,
[01:33] Fujinami
    so I'm kinda busy...
[01:34] 7oka
    Castle tour? Did you go to Himeji again?
[01:38] Fujinami
    Oh, Himeji Castle is great!
[01:40] Fujinami
    Y'know, another good one is Hikone.
[01:43] Fujinami
    And the ＃％＄＆～ is good, too.
[01:44] 7oka
    Y'know, I thought so, too.
[01:46] 7oka
    So you really like castles, huh?
[01:48] Fujinami
    They're great.
[01:49] 7yama
    Ever stayed at a hotel
    that looked like a castle?
[01:51] 7mori
    What the...
[01:52] Fujinami
    A castle hotel?
[01:53] Fujinami
    Well, a while back...
[01:54] Fujinami
    There were a lot of inns in
    Japan that tried to do that.
[01:56] 7yama
    Right.
[01:56] Fujinami
    They were made of wood and everything.
[01:58] Fujinami
    But nowadays, it's like,
    the hotels are more modern-style.
[02:01] Fujinami
    But if you ask me, I prefer
    the wooden sort of—
[02:05] Fujinami
    Inoki, too... Sometimes after a match,
[02:07] Fujinami
    we'd go to one of the castle-esque ones...
[02:08] 7oka
    Is that Mr. Fujinami?
[02:10] 7mori
    Are you kidding me?
[02:10] 7yama
    Is that really him?
[02:11] Fujinami
    Those were good trips.
[02:12] 7oka
    What is he...
[02:12] 7oka
    You're kidding me.
[02:13] 7mori
    Huh?
[02:13] Fujinami
    Young guys today, you mention
    checking out castles to them,
[02:15] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami?
[02:16] Fujinami
    and they vanish into thin air.
[02:17] 7yama
    That can't be him, right?
[02:18] 7oka
    No, it definitely is.
[02:19] Fujinami
    ＃＄％＆＃＄％＆.
[02:20] 7yama
    He's not looking this way at all.
[02:22] 7oka
    Look at that pink sweatshirt he's got on.
[02:24] 7oka
    That's the same as the Macho Dragon jacket.
[02:27] 7yama
    Oh, you're right.
[02:28] 7mori
    It is.
[02:30] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami.
[02:31] Fujinami
    Oh, it's the dirt-poor TV station.
[02:33] 7oka
    There he is, the real deal.
[02:34] 7mori
    It's really him.
SIGN    Pro Wrestler
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[02:35] 7yama
    He heard us, right?
[02:36] 7oka
    What the heck?
[02:36] 7mori
    He's so close...
[02:37] 7yama
    For real?
[02:38] 7oka
    S-So this is the castle you were at?
[02:39] Fujinami
    Yeah.
[02:40] 7oka
    Listen, you can keep enjoying the
    view, but could you be in our corner?
[02:43] 7oka
    Just for a while.
[02:46] Fujinami
    Sure thing.
[02:47] 7oka
    Sweet!
[02:48] 7oka
    And so, with Tatsumi Fujinami in our corner,
[02:50] 7oka
    we set about removing some annoying amateurs.
[02:53] Cyclops
    Fujinami's got nothing to do with this.
[02:55] Cyclops
    Don't drag him into it.
[02:56] Fujinami
    Sure thing.

Season 2

E21 - Blaze On! Macho Dragon

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #21 Blaze On! Macho Dragon
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew has added professional
    wrestler Tatsumi Fujinami as our corner man
[00:20] 7oka
    and are about to battle the amateurs
    who are disrupting our shoot.
SIGN    Amateurs
SIGN    In their corner
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[00:25] 7oka
    What should he start with?
    The textbook way is some grappling.
[00:27] 7oka
    Or maybe he should go on the offense
    to start and nail him with a dropkick.
[00:30] 7yama
    Please decide faster.
[00:31] 7oka
    A strong start would be good,
    but you've got to be careful early on.
[00:34] 7oka
    Make the call, Mr. Fujinami.
[00:36] Fujinami
    You're Hirata, aren't you?
[00:39] Fujinami
    You're Hirata.
[00:41] 7oka
    Hirata?
[00:42] Fujinami
    I know it's you, Hirata.
[00:45] Cyclops
    Excuse me?
[00:46] Fujinami
    You're Hirata.
[00:48] Fujinami
    Hirata...
SIGN    ° Mr. Fujinami has confused him
     with a rival wrestler
[00:49] 7oka
    Oh... Oh!
[00:51] 7oka
    He's... That's Junji Hirata!
[00:54] 7oka
    He must be here to ruin
    Mr. Fujinami's castle tour.
[00:56] 7oka
    Looks like it might be wise to let
    him take care of this personally.
[00:59] 7mori
    Good idea.
[01:00] 7oka
    Let's do that, Mr. Fujinami.
[01:01] Fujinami
    I figured as much.
[01:03] Fujinami
    Let's do this! You'd better be ready.
[01:06] Cyclops
    Look, I'm not the Strong Machine.
[01:09] Cyclops
    I know we've got similar eyes, I'm not him.
[01:12] Cyclops
    The outfit being similar is
    a coincidence, too, I swear.
[01:16] Cyclops
    Ichimasa Wakamatsu's his manager...
    Does this look like Wakamatsu to you?
[01:20] Cyclops
    He doesn't, right?
[01:22] Cyclops
    Because he's not.
[01:22] 7oka
    Quit lying, Hirata!
[01:24] 7oka
    It's too late!
[01:25] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami's already in combat mode.
    He's totally going to fight you.
[01:30] Cyclops
    Uh, I thought he was a corner man?
[01:32] 7oka
    Check it out. He's already getting warmed up.
[01:35] Cyclops
    Hey, you're right.
[01:36] Cyclops
    He's even doing his Dragon Calisthenics.
SIGN    Dragon Calisthenics
[01:42] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami!
[01:43] 7oka
    What will you do about
    the weight difference?
[01:45] 7oka
    Maybe a handicap match?
[01:46] Fujinami
    Nah, it's fine.
[01:48] Fujinami
    I can deal with heavyweights.
[01:50] 7yama
    How does that work?
[01:51] 7oka
    He's really fired up.
[01:52] 7oka
    Deal with...
[01:52] 7oka
    He says he can deal with them.
[01:53] 7yama
    How's that even work?
[01:54] 7yama
    They're totally different sizes.
[01:56] 7oka
    Oh, look!
[01:59] 7oka
    It's the castle-loving Fujinami's method
[02:00] 7oka
    of temporarily developing a heavyweight body
[02:02] 7oka
    by borrowing power from the
    shachihoko on a castle's roof!
[02:04] 7yama
    How do you even know about this?
[02:06] 7oka
    You don't see this every day.
[02:08] 7oka
    It's the Shachihoko Muscle Up!
SIGN    Shachihoko Muscle Up
[02:14] Fujinami
    So what do you think about
    the shachihoko on this castle?
[02:17] Fujinami
    Oh, I love these shachihoko.
[02:18] 7oka
    You do?
[02:19] Fujinami
    They're curled up just right.
[02:20] 7oka
    Right.
[02:21] Fujinami
    Just how they should be.
[02:22] 7oka
    Do you usually go to Nagoya Castle
    when you want to look at shachihoko?
[02:26] Fujinami
    Oh, Nagoya, with all the gold brocade...
[02:28] Fujinami
    His plants are done up with gold brocade.
    It works for the shachihoko, though.
[02:29] 7yama
    "His"? Whose? Who's "he"? What the...
[02:31] 7oka
    Right.
[02:34] Fujinami
    All right, heavyweight
    Tatsumi Fujinami is ready to go.
SIGN    Heavyweight
    Tatsumi Fujinami
[02:38] Cyclops
    Uh, you're suddenly giant-sized.
[02:40] Fujinami
    Thanks for the help, little shachihoko!
[02:43] 7oka
    The card has seen a sudden mix-up,
[02:45] 7oka
    but can Mr. Fujinami, heading
    into battle for TV Nanana,
[02:48] 7oka
    defeat these giant amateurs?
[02:52] Fujinami
    Let's do this, Hirata. Say your prayers.
[02:55] Cyclops
    I'm not actually Hirata, though.

Season 2

E22 - Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #22 Clash! Holy Beast VS Pro Wrestler
[00:16] 7oka
    The battle between Tatsumi
    Fujinami and the holy beasts
SIGN    Buried Treasure
[00:19] 7oka
    over the buried treasure has begun.
SIGN    Live from Banagawa Castle Hall!
    Tatsumi Fujinami VS Cyclops
[00:21] Cyclops
    Hey! Hey, Fujinami!
[00:24] Cyclops
    You're looking pretty gigantic now.
    You're just full of surprises, huh?
[00:28] Cyclops
    I bet you're not even really Fujinami.
[00:30] Fujinami
    Yeah, I am.
[00:31] Cyclops
    Nah, I bet you're Yurioka Super Special Q!
[00:35] 7oka
    Don't just laugh!
[00:36] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, say something back!
[00:37] Cycloips
    You're Yurioka Super Special Q!
[00:38] 7oka
    No, he's Mr. Fujinami!
[00:39] 7mori
    Come on, say something back!
[00:41] 7oka
    I'm not Choshu, but I'm about to get mad.
[00:43] 7oka
    Oh, Mr. Fujinami's about to get mad.
[00:45] Cyclops
    Mad? You should go cut
    your hair or something.
[00:49] 7oka
    He's talking about the Flying
    Dragon Revolution, Mr. Fujinami!
[00:51] Fujinami
    Oh, man, I don't know what
    to say after that one...
SIGN    ° Flying Dragon Revolution
     After a match on April 22nd 1988,
     Fujinami cut his own hair.
[00:53] 7oka
    You jerk!
[00:55] 7oka
    That was a big decision
    for Mr. Fujinami, y'know!
[00:58] Cyclops
    Yeah!
[00:59] Fujinami
    Oh, crap!
[01:00] 7oka
    Oh, no! He got behind him
    when he wasn't looking!
SIGN    The Holy Beasts launch a shocking assault!
    The Dragon is in danger!
[01:02] 7oka
    Now he's attacking with
    a weapon! It's a fork!
[01:05] 7mori
    These amateurs are playing dirty.
[01:07] 7mori
    Are they that desperate
    for their own TV special?
[01:09] Cyclops
    How do you like that?
[01:10] 7oka
    Look, Mr. Fujinami's
    wearing the crimson mask!
[01:12] 7oka
    Are you going to be okay, Mr. Fujinami?
    That's a lot of blood!
[01:15] Fujinami
    Wait, really?
[01:16] 7oka
    It's as much blood as when Akira Madea
    kicked you that one time!
[01:19] Fujinami
    Oh, that.
[01:21] Fujinami
    That was a rough spot!
[01:22] Cyclops
    With the kick?
[01:24] Fujinami
    It landed on my right temple.
[01:25] 7oka
    That was at Osaka-jo Hall, right?
[01:27] Fujinami
    Yeah, that was it.
[01:28] 7oka
    That was really...
[01:28] Fujinami
    It was really something.
[01:29] 7oka
    That was a hell of a match.
[01:31] 7oka
    Oh, man, this is bad!
[01:32] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, we're running short on airtime,
[01:35] 7oka
    so could you go for the finish soon?
[01:38] Fujinami
    Got it.
[01:40] Fujinami
    Time for something special.
[01:42] Fujinami
    I'll use this to wrap things up today.
SIGN    The Dragon's counterattack
    Can he pull it off? The legendary finishing move!
[01:46] 7oka
    He's absorbing shachihoko power again!
[01:49] Fujinami
    Here we go!
[01:51] 7oka
    He's got him from behind!
[01:52] 7oka
    That position... is the Dragon Suplex?!
[01:55] 7mori
    No, the angle is sharper than usual!
[01:58] 7mori
    The impact is going to be devastating!
    It's a shachihoko version!
[02:01] 7oka
    It's the Shachihoko Suplex.
[02:03] Sign
    Shachihoko Suplex
[02:05] 7oka
    And that's it! He nailed it!
[02:06] 7mori
    Yes!
[02:08] 7oka
    And so, we successfully
    reclaimed the buried treasure.
[02:13] 7oka
    Nice going, Mr. Fujinami! Thank you so much!
[02:15] 7mori
    We really appreciate it.
[02:16] 7oka
    Are you not gonna go for the
    1-2-3 with a pin or anything?
[02:19] Fujinami
    I don't really do that stuff outside the ring.
    It's embarrassing, y'know?
[02:22] 7oka
    Is there any kind of celebration
    you do after a win?
[02:24] Fujinami
    Well, before, I was like, "I did it!"
[02:29] 7oka
    Very normal.
[02:29] 7yama
    That's really... normal.
[02:30] 7mori
    Normal indeed.
[02:32] 7oka
    Shockingly so.
[02:32] 7yama
    I think all athletes do that.
[02:34] Fujinami
    But it's all I've really got...
[02:35] 7oka
    Well, in that case...
[02:36] 7mori
    Fair enough.
[02:37] 7oka
    You wanna go ahead?
[02:38] 7yama
    Really?
[02:39] 7oka
    Let's go ahead and do that.
[02:40] 7yama
    We're just gonna do it right now?
[02:41] 7oka
    Is it too sudden?
[02:42] Fujinami
    It's usually a heat of the moment thing...
[02:43] 7yama
    Well, if you would, please...
[02:44] 7oka
    Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
[02:45] Fujinami
    Right.
[02:45] 7oka
    Match the tone of the moment.
[02:46] 7yama
    Yeah.
[02:48] Fujinami
    I did it!
[02:49] 7oka
    He did it!
SIGN    The first time anywhere!
    Buried treasure, unearthed!
[02:50] 7yama/mori
    He did it.
[02:53] 7oka
    He did it!
[02:54] 7yama
    Okay, what was that?
[02:55] 7yama
    Is this really what we're closing with?

Season 2

E23 - Collapse! In the Giant Cave

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #23 Collapse! In the Giant Cave
[00:17] 7oka
    The cave suddenly began to collapse.
[00:20] 7oka
    And so, with the buried treasure in our
    possession, we attempted a hasty escape.
[00:25] 7oka
    Heave!
[00:26] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:27] 7oka
    Heave!
[00:27] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:28] Fujinami
    Ho. Ho. Ho.
[00:30] 7yama
    That's amazing, Mr. Fujinami... so intense.
[00:33] 7yama
    I feel like my arm might pop off.
[00:34] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami's power just
    got us past the Nanboku line.
[00:35] Fujinami
    Ho.
[00:36] 7mori
    Whoa...
[00:37] 7yama
    We don't really need to be here, do we?
[00:39] 7yama
    Just look at all the power
    he's generating by himself.
[00:44] 7oka
    Man, this ice isn't budging...
[00:46] 7oka
    What do we do now?
[00:47] 7mori
    What do we do?
[00:47] 7yama
    What to do...
[00:48] Fujinami
    I've got this.
[00:51] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket!
[00:53] 7oka
    The Dragon Rocket!
SIGN    Dragon Rocket
[00:54] 7yama
    That's the move he uses to dive
    on opponents outside the ring.
[00:57] 7yama
    I'd never seen it before.
[00:58] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, you used that
    one on El Canek, too, right?
[01:01] Fujinami
    Probably.
[01:02] Fujinami
    I've used it on lots of guys.
[01:04] 7yama
    He totally forgot whether
    or not he'd done it...
[01:05] Bat
    We meet again, TV Nanana!
[01:09] Bat
    This time I'm going to chow down!
[01:12] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.
SIGN    Dragon Rocket
[01:14] 7oka
    What an awesome day. We got to see it twice!
[01:17] 7oka
    How's the Dragon Rocket
    feeling today, Mr. Fujinami?
[01:19] Fujinami
    Feeling good today. Nice and sharp.
[01:20] 7mori
    He really is incredible.
[01:22] Fujinami
    See, if I don't pull it off right,
    the other guy can get away.
[01:24] 7oka
    Good point.
[01:25] Fujinami
    So you have to be decisive
    about it. No hesitation.
[01:28] 7oka
    Ow, ow, ow!
[01:29] 7oka
    You don't have to do it now.
[01:30] Fujinami
    You gotta go all-in.
[01:32] 7oka
    But not now.
[01:32] 7yama
    Look, we get it, we get it.
[01:34] 7yama
    Okay. Okay.
[01:34] 7oka
    We understood your explanation.
[01:35] 7oka
    Crap, this whole place is
    collapsing! We've gotta go!
[01:40] 7saka
    Hey, Shigesato!
[01:42] 7oka
    Mr. Shichisaka's still here?
[01:43] 7oka
    Mr. Shichisaka, run! The cave's collapsing!
SIGN    Actor
    Shichisaka Koji
[01:46] 7saka
    I was digging, and the ground fell in under me!
[01:47] 7saka
    Help! You've gotta help me, Shigesato!
[01:51] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.
[01:52] 7oka
    Oh, Mr. Shichisaka!
[01:54] 7yama
    There he goes...
[01:55] 7oka
    Shichisaka Koji just fell...
    Well, whatever! Keep moving!
[01:57] 7oka
    Come on, hurry!
[02:01] 7oka
    Oh, thank goodness.
    We ought to be in the clear now.
[02:05] 7oka
    Let's take a look at the buried treasure.
[02:08] 7oka
    This is the legendary buried treasure!
[02:11] Fujinami
    Dragon Safe Cracker!
SIGN    Dragon Safe Cracker
[02:13] 7yama
    You can just open it normally...
[02:15] 7oka
    The valuables that had been
    hidden away by the Bakufu
[02:18] 7oka
    were, in fact...
[02:20] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:21] 7mori
    What the...
[02:22] 7oka
    What is this?
SIGN    Red Hot Charm
[02:24] 7oka
    ...the shogun's collection of photo
    books of sexy gravure models.
SIGN    The shogun's favorite
    Gravure photo books
[02:32] 7oka
    Is this for real?
    They said it was a buried treasure.
[02:36] 7yama
    This is what they hid away?
[02:38] Fujinami
    Hey, that's good stuff.
[02:40] 7oka
    It really isn't, Mr. Fujinami!
[02:41] 7yama
    Mr. Fujinami, don't try and spin this.
[02:43] 7oka
    This is the furthest thing from
    the discovery of the century.
[02:46] Fujinami
    Isn't this a treasure in its own way?
[02:50] 7oka
    Mr. Fujinami, you wanna hit these
    books with your Dragon Rocket?
[02:55] Fujinami
    Dragon Rocket.

Season 2

E24 - Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew

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SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    The Thrilling Land of Caves
[00:05] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    #24 Dismissed! The TV Nanana Expedition Crew
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:17] Narration
    Here in 1-Chome Giroppon stands TV Nanana.
[00:20] Office sign
    Expedition Crew
[00:21] Narration
    After being purchased by Nanazon Prime Video,
[00:23] Narration
    this station was threatened
    by a wave of layoffs,
[00:26] Narration
    and now the three members of the
    expedition crew have returned.
[00:30] Narrator
    Sadly, they were unable to
    uncover the buried treasure,
SIGN    TV Nanana
    Expedition Crew
[00:33] Narrator
    and now they face the threat
    of losing their jobs.
[00:35] 7oka
    Huh?
SIGN    Producer
    Nanaguchi
[00:37] 7oka
    I thought he was already
    laid off, but there's the boss.
[00:40] 7mori
    Maybe he managed to hang
    on by the skin of his teeth.
[00:42] 7oka
    Boss. Boss!
[00:44] 7guchi
    Oh, if it isn't Nanaoka!
[00:47] 7oka
    What are you doing?
[00:48] 7oka
    Don't you need to pack up and get out of here?
[00:51] 7guchi
    Didn't you hear?
[00:53] 7guchi
    There won't be any layoffs.
[00:57] 7oka
    Huh? What do you mean?
[00:59] 7oka
    No layoffs?
[01:01] 7guchi
    Nanazon shifted in a different direction,
[01:04] 7guchi
    so they're not going to be
    purchasing us after all.
[01:07] 7oka
    For real?
[01:08] 7guchi
    And when I say they shifted,
[01:11] 7guchi
    I mean their office building
    literally did just that.
[01:13] 7mori
    Wow, you're right! It's diagonal now.
SIGN    Nanazon Building Tilting
[01:18] 7guchi
    So they scrapped their plan to purchase us,
[01:22] 7guchi
    and we're back to operating as
    we were before they came along.
[01:28] 7oka
    They've got a proper-looking
    building, unlike ours.
[01:31] 7oka
    I wonder why it suddenly started leaning.
[01:34] 7mori
    I guess nothing is truly stable.
[01:36] Narrator
    In truth, the Nanazon home office was built
[01:38] Narrator
    directly over a massive underground cavern.
[01:42] Narrator
    The very chamber that the
    Banagawa bakufu had occupied,
[01:44] Narrator
    which the expedition crew explored.
[01:47] Fujinami
    Shachihoko Suplex.
[01:50] Narration
    Thanks to Tatsumi Fujinami's
    Shachihoko Suplex,
[01:53] Narration
    the bedrock upon which the
    building stands began to crack.
SIGN    Nanazon Corporation Executive
[01:58] Nanazon Exec
    God damn!
[02:00] Narration
    Well done, expedition crew.
[02:02] Narration
    It seems you've saved your no-budget
    TV station from the threat of layoffs.
[02:07] 7guchi
    That being the case, we can continue
    to make all the programming we want,
[02:12] 7guchi
    or at least as much as our
    tiny production budget allows.
[02:15] 7guchi
    Isn't that great?
[02:18] 7mori
    Um, we didn't find the buried treasure,
[02:20] 7mori
    so what should we do with
    the footage we shot?
[02:22] 7guchi
    I'd hate to waste it, so just
    edit it into something watchable,
[02:25] 7guchi
    and we'll run it in the afternoon
    time slot that's usually for movies.
[02:30] Narration
    And so, TV Nanana manages to defy the odds
[02:32] Narration
    in order to maintain its
    quirky direction, once again.
[02:37] Narration
    In times of chaos, you must seek out hope
SIGN    Emergency Pro-Wrestling Show
[02:40] Narration
    and pursue it into the future.
[02:43] Narration
    Beyond that horizon, a new dawn
    surely waits for TV Nanana.
SIGN    Tatsumi Fujinami's Deathmatch of Destiny!
SIGN    TV Nanana
[02:55] Narration
    The end.

Season 3

Season 3

E1 - Wacky TV Ships Out!

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #1 Wacky TV Ships Out!
[00:16] Sign/Narration
    TV Nanana's expedition crew takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
SIGN    TV Nanana's expedition crew
SIGN    takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
[00:20] 7oka
    A new what?
[00:21] 7mori
    We're really doing this?
[00:22] Sign/Narration
    The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
SIGN    On the trail of the Kraken!
SIGN    The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
[00:24] Sign/Narration
    On the trail of the Kraken!
[00:27] Narration
    The Kraken is a massive sea creature whose
    sightings date back to the middle ages.
[00:32] Narration
    It is spotted occasionally in
    the seas of Northern Europe.
[00:35] Narration
    It is a violent oceanic tyrant
    responsible for sinking countless ships
[00:40] Narration
    and gobbling up their crews,
    down to the last sailor!
[00:43] Narration
    And the time has come to discover the
    truth about this enigmatic beast!
SIGN    Hunt the Kraken!
[00:49] 7oka
    I don't wanna do that.
[00:49] 7mori
    That's the last thing I wanna do.
[00:51] 7oka
    Sounds scary!
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:53] Narrator
    Meanwhile, here at TV Nanana,
[00:56] Narrator
    the situation is more dire than ever before!
[01:00] Narrator
    There's the fact that young
    people are watching less TV,
SIGN    Less TV viewership
SIGN    Lower ratings
[01:02] Narrator
    the loss of ratings,
SIGN    Reduced ad take
[01:03] Narrator
    shrinking ad revenue...
[01:06] Narrator
    Then there's the disinterest
    in our original programming,
SIGN    Unique content
SIGN    Self-deprecation
[01:09] Narrator
    along with people becoming tired
    of our self-deprecating humor!
[01:14] 7oka
    Man, if people don't like
    self-mocking jokes...
[01:16] 7oka
    That's bad news for us.
[01:17] 7yama
    That's basically our whole shtick.
[01:18] 7mori
    Right.
[01:19] Narrator
    However! If we can find the Kraken,
    our company will be saved!
SIGN    The hunt for higher ratings!
[01:26] 7oka
    I guess ratings are all that matter, huh?
[01:28] 7yama
    So... when do you think
    Mr. Fujinami will show up this time?
[01:31] 7oka
    The thing is, he's not exactly
    bringing in the numbers.
[01:34] 7yama
    He's not?!
[01:35] 7yama
    He's not getting our numbers up? But he's
    had two guest appearances already.
[01:38] 7oka
    It's mostly just because
    we like having him on.
[01:40] Narrator
    Their destination: the mysterious stretch
    of sea said to be the home of the Kraken,
[01:44] Narrator
    the Banana Triangle!
SIGN    Banana Triangle
SIGN    Banana Triangle
[01:47] Narrator
    Will they survive the experience?
[01:51] Narrator
    If they can make it back alive,
    it'll be a real bargain!
[01:53] Narrator
    Hang tough, expedition crew!
[01:55] 7oka
    "A real bargain"?
[01:55] 7mori
    What the?
[01:56] 7oka
    Is the bargain... our lives?
[01:58] narration
    Onward to historical achievements!
SIGN    Onward to historical achievements!
[01:59] narration
    Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
SIGN    Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
[02:01] narration
    Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
SIGN    Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
[02:04] 7yama
    That's asking for a whole lot.
[02:06] Narration
    The TV Nanana series will be
SIGN    TV Nanana
[02:08] Narration
    dedicating all their resources
    on an unprecedented scale...
SIGN    dedicating all their resources
    on an unprecedented scale!
[02:12] Narration
    with six stations across the country!
SIGN    Six stations across the country
[02:14] 7yama
    Not many...
[02:15] Narration
    The number one anticipated
    mini-runtime series this season!
SIGN    The number one anticipated
    mini-runtime series this season
[02:18] 7yama
    "Mini-runtime"?
[02:20] Narration
    Hunt down the giant octopus
    known as the Kraken!
SIGN    Hunting down the legendary giant octopus, the Kraken!
[02:23] Narration
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[02:26] 7oka
    Boss? Boss!
[02:28] Vending machine sign
    Food Selection
[02:28] 7oka
    What's this stuff about an octopus?
[02:31] 7guchi
    Remember how public broadcasting
[02:33] 7guchi
    did that special on the giant squid,
    and it got good ratings?
[02:36] 7guchi
    Well, if they're doing a
    squid, we'll do an octopus!
[02:39] 7guchi
    We'll use the octopus to grab higher ratings
[02:39] Sign
    Employee cafeteria
[02:41] 7guchi
    and reinvigorate this mess of a company!
[02:45] 7oka
    That's pretty simplistic thinking...
[02:47] 7guchi
    I don't care how small your budget is!
    Get me that Kraken footage!
[02:50] 7guchi
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:52] 7guchi
    Go, Nanana!
[02:55] 7yama
    I gotta say, I'm not feeling this season, either.

Season 3

E2 - Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 2 Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew boarded
    a boat prepared by the station
[00:18] 7oka
    and headed toward dangerous waters.
[00:21] 7oka
    This boat apparently has three
    lavish meals a day, open-air bathing,
SIGN    Super affordable!
SIGN    Enjoy a voyage on a chartered boat!
[00:21] Brochure signs
    Three meals a day Open air-bathing All you can drink
[00:24] 7oka
    and all the free drinks you want.
[00:27] 7oka
    But that's a load of crap!
[00:29] 7oka
    The three meals are all squid,
SIGN    Three meals a day
[00:32] 7oka
    and the bath is a vinyl kiddie
    pool with a bucket of seawater!
SIGN    Open-air bathing
[00:35] 7yama
    Smells gross.
[00:36] 7oka
    Plus the captain is drunk 24/7...
SIGN    Captain
[00:40] 7yama
    So the captain is the one who
    can drink as much as he wants?
[00:43] 7oka
    Man, the station screwed us over again!
[00:45] 7oka
    Let's cancel and head back.
[00:47] 7yama
    Nah, I doubt that'd work. It's too late.
[00:50] 7oka
    What makes you say that?
[00:53] 7yama
    I mean, do you see any way out of this?
[00:55] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:59] 7oka
    Hey, Nanayama. Go get eaten. Act as bait.
[01:02] 7yama
    What are you talking about?
[01:03] 7oka
    I mean, they should mellow out a little
    after eating one of us, right?
[01:07] 7oka
    Just... jump in its mouth!
[01:08] 7yama
    But... But why?
[01:10] 7oka
    We can use that chance to escape. Go on.
[01:13] 7yama
    So you'd just be running away?
[01:15] Captain
    Y'all leave them boys to me!
[01:18] Captain
    I'm fixin' to show you boys
    what a real sailor can do!
[01:21] Captain
    Keep them eyes peeled—
[01:24] 7oka
    He's totally red-faced.
[01:26] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he was was bros with Toba Shichiro!
[01:30] Captain
    So we're gonna be... okay!
[01:32] 7oka
    Wait, what? Brothers in what sense?
[01:35] Captain
    Okay, left!
[01:37] Captain
    And right!
[01:38] Captain
    And left... is a fake-out for a right!
[01:42] Captain
    And then up we go!
[01:44] 7yama
    It's like drunken kung fu.
[01:45] 7oka
    Wait, was he getting hammered on purpose?
[01:47] 7mori
    I guess the station wasn't
    just looking at the price.
[01:49] 7mori
    They knew the captain had serious
    skills when they chartered this boat!
[01:53] 7oka
    That has to be it!
[01:55] 7oka
    With this guy as our captain, we should
    be able to make it through anything!
[01:59] 7yama
    Man, he's really picking up the pace.
[02:01] 7yama
    These are some tricky moves.
[02:02] 7oka
    Maybe the captain's on a roll.
[02:05] Captain
    A little wave like this ain't nothin'!
[02:10] 7oka
    Whoa, whoa, close one!
[02:11] 7mori
    Careful now!
[02:12] 7oka
    Cutting it close, Captain!
[02:13] Captain
    Nah, nah, nah!
[02:15] 7yama
    Hey, it's that thing from the Titanic!
[02:18] 7oka
    Wait, is he gonna...
[02:19] Captain
    Upsy-daisy!
[02:21] 7oka
    He dodged it!
[02:23] 7oka
    This is is an amazing
    cost-performance ratio.
[02:25] 7oka
    With this boat, we should be able to get to
    the Banana Triangle even with no budget!
SIGN    A Focus on Cost-Performance
[02:30] 7oka
    All right!
[02:32] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:33] 7oka
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:33] 7yama
    Four... Five... Six...
[02:33] 7mori
    Four? Five? Six?
[02:36] 7oka
    Go, Nana—
[02:38] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:41] 7oka
    Captain?
[02:42] Captain
    Y'all leave this to me!
[02:45] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he's bros with Toba Shichiro!
[02:50] Captain
    So this'll be no—
[02:52] 7yama
    So... second episode's the last episode?
[02:55] 7yama
    What's gonna happen next week?

Season 3

E3 - Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 3 Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
[00:16] 7oka
    Having been swallowed by a whale,
[00:18] 7oka
    the expedition crew was
    looking for a way to escape.
[00:21] 7oka
    What is up with the insides
    of whales? Where's the exit?
[00:25] Fukuda
    Hey, welcome to the inside of the whale!
[00:28] Fukuda
    Wait a minute... You guys
    are from TV Nanana!
[00:32] Fukuda
    You filming on location or what?
[00:33] 7yama
    Who are you?
[00:34] 7mori
    Wait, look closer!
[00:36] 7mori
    Isn't that Dafuku-senpai, who went missing?
[00:39] Fukuda
    Yeah, to tell you the truth, we were trying to film a new Hero Shichihiko season,
SIGN    Director of "Hero Shichihiko"
    Dafuku-senpai
[00:43] Fukuda
    but we ended up getting
    swallowed by this whale.
[00:45] Fukuda
    And we just kept getting delayed.
[00:49] Fukuda
    The inside of a whale is pretty complex,
    so there's no way we're getting out.
[00:52] Fukuda
    So instead of filming the new season,
    we decided to live in here.
[00:56] 7yama
    That's adapting fast.
[00:57] Fukuda
    You boys oughta move in, too.
    It's pretty cool!
[01:00] 7oka
    You can live inside a whale?
[01:02] Fukuda
    Of course!
[01:03] Fukuda
    You wanna see my awesome pad?
[01:05] Fukuda
    Come along, check it out.
[01:08] Fukuda
    Here we are. This is where I live.
[01:12] 7oka
    You live here?
[01:13] Fukuda
    I figured I might as well enjoy
    my life inside a whale,
[01:16] Fukuda
    so after a few renovations
    with the design team,
[01:18] Sign
    W h a l e L a n d
SIGN    Health Center
[01:19] Fukuda
    it ended up turning into a health spa.
[01:21] 7mori
    A health spa?!
[01:22] 7oka
    Wouldn't that piss the whale off?
[01:25] Fukuda
    We've got all kinds of
    different saunas inside.
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Finnish
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Dry
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Mist
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Foot Massage
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Deep Scrub
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Hot Stone Massage
[01:29] Fukuda
    We offer a large group bath and a cold
    bath, too, along with foot massages,
[01:34] Fukuda
    deep scrubs, hot stone massages,
    and a break room you can nap in.
[01:38] 7oka
    Damn, he actually gets music
    acts to perform in this place.
[01:38] Sign
    Donretsu
[01:38] Sign
    Special Concert
[01:41] 7yama
    Here's hoping no one goes missing.
[01:43] Fukuda
    Fresh food is constantly floating in, so we
    never have to worry about what to eat.
[01:48] Fukuda
    Not only that, but lately, TVs, game systems,
[01:50] Fukuda
    cell phones, and Wi-Fi routers end up in here,
    too, so there's plenty of entertainment.
[01:55] Fukuda
    In the whale, you leisurely relax
    at the sauna, eat something tasty,
[01:59] Fukuda
    knock back a few drinks,
    play some games, and go to bed.
[02:01] Fukuda
    And every day is like that!
[02:03] Fukuda
    No commuting, no quotas to hit, no overtime,
    and no harassment from your bosses!
[02:08] 7oka
    Sounds nice.
[02:10] Fukuda
    I have absolutely no desire to
    go back to working in television.
[02:14] Fukuda
    If you like, you guys can hit up the sauna.
[02:17] Fukuda
    Heck, you can live in here with us!
[02:19] (Flashback) Fukuda
    You can live here... live here... live here...
[02:20] Sign
    Freedom from chasing ratings
[02:25] 7oka
    Thank you for having us!
[02:26] 7yama
    Aw, come on, let's get back to the shoot.
[02:28] 7yama
    The boss is gonna be mad if
    we don't land that scoop.
[02:31] 7oka
    Who cares if he gets mad or not?
[02:33] 7oka
    I'm done being a slave to ratings.
[02:35] 7oka
    From now on, I'm living at this spa!
[02:38] 7oka
    All right, which sauna to use?
[02:41] 7oka
    It'd be dumb to start with the
    cold one and be all like, "Brrr!"
[02:45] 7yama
    Um, Captain, could you at least
    cover up with a towel first?
[02:49] 7yama
    You keep slipping into my line of sight.
[02:51] 7oka
    So look at it.
[02:52] 7mori
    No, no. None of that, please.
[02:54] 7oka
    Really, look.
[02:55] 7yama
    No one wants to see a banana's banana.
[02:56] 7oka
    Look at it.

Season 3

E4 - A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 4 A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
[00:17] 7oka
    Inside the body of a sperm whale,
[00:19] Sign
    Whale Land
[00:19] Sign
    Health Center
[00:20] 7oka
    we find a place of healing for TV production
    staff: the Whale Land Health Center.
[00:28] 7oka
    This time around, we'll be
    recovering from the exhaustion
[00:31] 7oka
    of location scouting in
    this particular sauna.
SIGN    Sauna Instructor
    Dafuku-senpai
[00:37] Fukuda
    It's time to begin the Löyly.
[00:40] 7oka
    Löyly refers to a type of
    Finnish sauna treatment.
[00:46] 7oka
    The heated breeze generated
[00:48] 7oka
    by a skilled technician creates
    a refreshing type of perspiration.
SIGN    Löyly
SIGN    HEAT
[00:54] 7yama
    This Löyly stuff is kind
    of a pain on the face.
[01:01] 7oka
    After the sauna,
[01:03] 7oka
    it's time for a dip in the mineral-rich
    seawater bath to cool off our heated bodies.
SIGN    Seawater Bath
[01:09] 7oka
    I had no idea a trip to the
    sauna could feel so good!
[01:14] 7oka
    Down here, there's no need
    for filming on location,
SIGN    Locations
[01:17] {Sign
    no worrying about ratings,
SIGN    Ratings
[01:20] {sign
    no complaints from viewers,
SIGN    Complaints
[01:23] {sign
    no overnight editing marathons,
SIGN    Working late
[01:26] {sign
    and no power harassment from the boss!
SIGN    Harassment
[01:28] 7oka
    It's pure bliss.
[01:31] 7oka
    What is this feeling of ecstasy?
    This feeling of satisfaction?
[01:37] 7oka
    Is this what they mean
[01:40] 7oka
    when they say saunas can take you
    to a state of supreme bliss?
[01:45] 7oka
    Here we go... Here it comes...
[01:49] 7oka
    This is it! This is it! Here we go!
[01:55] 7oka
    I'm blissing out!
[01:55] Sign
    Blissing Out
[02:01] 7oka
    Boss, thanks for everything.
[02:04] 7oka
    Good luck with the low ratings
    until your job wraps up.
[02:07] 7oka
    Because I'm spending the rest of my life...
[02:10] 7oka
    enjoying my life!
[02:13] 7guchi
    Damn it, Nanaoka!
    What are you talking about?
[02:17] 7oka
    M-My imaginary boss just talked!
SIGN    Producer
    Nanaguchi
[02:20] 7guchi
    A sauna feels good because you visit it after
    doing your job and working up a good sweat!
[02:26] 7guchi
    You've barely done squat so far!
[02:29] 7oka
    S-Sorry, sir!
[02:30] 7guchi
    Until you get us that scoop
    and win the ratings Triple Crown,
[02:34] 7guchi
    you're banned from the sauna!
[02:36] Sign
    Sauna
    Ban
[02:37] 7guchi
    Now, get back to work!
[02:39] 7oka
    Y-Yessir!
[02:40] 7guchi
    I've always got my eye on you!
[02:43] 7oka
    That's rough!
[02:47] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:48] 7oka
    Man, I was blissing out,
    and now it's ruined!
[02:53] 7oka
    Maybe the boss should take a trip to the
    sauna himself every now and then. Jeez!

Season 3

E5 - Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 5 Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
[00:16] 7oka
    Having blissed out in the sauna,
[00:18] 7oka
    we then sought our escape from
    the inside of the whale.
[00:22] 7oka
    Hey, there it is!
[00:24] 7oka
    That must be the blowhole!
[00:26] 7oka
    We'll do it old-school and ride out
    when the whale shoots its water spout.
[00:30] 7oka
    All right!
SIGN    Pepper
[00:32] 7oka
    There you go! Have some of that!
[00:34] 7oka
    Come on, come on!
[00:35] 7oka
    Got one huge sneeze coming right up!
[00:40] 7oka
    You guys aren't the ones who
    are supposed to sneeze...
[00:44] 7mori
    Captain, send it up there, please. Up there!
[00:47] 7mori
    Oh, no! The pepper got into the engine,
    and now the boat won't move.
[00:51] 7mori
    If we don't do something,
    we're gonna be digested,
[00:53] ---
    Lungs
[00:53] ---
    Stomach
[00:53] ---
    Anus
[00:54] 7mori
    and we'll be exiting through the anus.
[00:56] 7oka
    If we go out through the anus,
[00:56] ---
    Stomach
[00:56] ---
    Anus
[00:57] 7oka
    wouldn't that make us whale... y'know? Damn!
[01:02] 7yama
    If that happens, I don't know if they'll
    want to air this during dinnertime.
[01:07] 7mori
    And after we landed a time
    slot in Golden Time...
[01:10] 7mori
    It'd be such a shame if
    we got taken off the air.
[01:13] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:15] 7yama
    What's he doing now?
[01:18] 7mori
    Oh, that's Löyly from the sauna!
SIGN    Löyly
[01:20] 7mori
    He's trying to move the air
    to send the pepper flying!
[01:23] 7yama
    Oh, so that's it.
[01:25] 7oka
    I don't care if we're
    only on for five minutes!
[01:27] 7oka
    We got this slot during Golden Time,
    and I'm going to defend it!
[01:31] 7oka
    Golden Time! Golden Time!
    No one's taking our spot!
[01:36] 7yama
    The pepper's starting to drift upwards!
[01:38] 7oka
    How's that?! That's Nanalöyly—
    the Nanaoka method of heat dispersion!
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:43] 7oka
    Pepper, rise high!
[01:46] 7mori
    Captain, spin it faster. Get the air going.
[01:48] 7yama
    Come on, Captain,
    swing that thing! Get it going!
[01:49] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:52] 7yama
    That's nowhere near enough air.
[01:54] 7oka
    Look, I'm working on it!
[01:55] 7yama
    Still not looking good.
[01:55] 7oka
    Up we go, come on, come on, come on!
[01:57] 7yama
    That's not gonna get the pepper high enough.
[01:59] 7oka
    Here we go, here we go,
    here we go, here we go!
[02:00] 7yama
    Damn, man, you suck. That's way too slow.
[02:03] 7oka
    Hey, shut up! No one asked you, Nanayama!
[02:06] 7yama
    This is why you never get promoted.
[02:08] 7oka
    All right, I've had enough of you.
[02:09] 7oka
    Gimme your peel, then.
    I'm gonna start up a Double Löyly.
[02:14] 7oka
    Round and round and round!
[02:17] 7oka
    Go, go, pepper, fly!
[02:20] 7yama
    Gently, please.
    You're gonna rip it otherwise.
[02:26] 7yama
    Hey, we're out.
[02:29] 7oka
    Hell yeah! My Double Löyly did the trick!
[02:32] 7oka
    We've successfully defended
    our time slot in Golden Time!
[02:35] 7mori
    That's a relief!
[02:37] 7oka
    And no one is ever taking this spot over!
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:41] 7oka
    Let's do it!
[02:42] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:42] 7yama
    Here we go.
[02:42] 7mori
    All righty...
[02:44] 7oka
    Budget or not, we'll manage!
[02:44] 7mori
    Budget... or not? We'll... manage?
[02:44] 7yama
    Budget or not... we'll manage.
[02:48] 7oka
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7yama
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7mori
    Four... five... six—
[02:55] 7yama
    Good work today.

Season 3

E6 - Super Deluxe! -5G Communications

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 6 Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
[00:16] 7oka
    The boat's engine is busted!
[00:19] 7oka
    We'd better call for a rescue team to save us!
[00:22] 7oka
    Gimme your cell phone!
[00:23] 7yama
    The network's been doing so poorly that
[00:25] 7yama
    they canceled service for all
    the employee phones, remember?
[00:28] 7oka
    You'd think that'd be one of
    the last things they'd get rid of!
[00:31] 7oka
    How are we supposed to contact anyone?
[00:34] Sign/7guchi
    You guys doing well?
    That chartered ship I arranged is pretty good, right?
    I made a point to get one with a good cost/performance ratio.
    From Nanaguchi
[00:35] Sign/7guchi
    You guys doing well?
[00:37] 7oka
    It's from the boss!
[00:38] Sign/7guchi
    That chartered ship I arranged
    is pretty good, right?
[00:41] Sign/7guchi
    I made a point to get one with
    a good cost/performance ratio.
[00:44] 7oka
    Doesn't seem like a good choice to me.
[00:46] 7mori
    Especially considering the engine trouble.
[00:48] 7guchi
    What? There's engine trouble?
[00:51] 7yama
    He responded already.
[00:52] 7guchi
    Don't you dare do anything
    dumb like call for a rescue team!
[00:55] 7guchi
    You boys don't have any
    kind of accident insurance,
[00:58] 7guchi
    so if you call a rescue chopper,
[01:00] 7guchi
    it's gonna cost an arm and a leg...
[01:03] 7guchi
    which will mean instant bankruptcy
    for a tiny TV station like ours!
[01:06] 7oka
    He could've at least gotten
    us some insurance...
[01:08] 7guchi
    By the way, you have no international
    travel insurance either,
[01:12] 7guchi
    so if you get sick or injured,
    you'll have to tough it out!
[01:16] 7guchi
    My throat hurts.
[01:17] 7mori
    I think I'm coming down with something.
[01:19] 7guchi
    Now, then...
[01:22] 7mori
    Gotta feel sorry for the pigeon
    that was made to deliver this one.
[01:22] Sign
    Now, then...
[01:26] 7guchi
    Due to the business difficulty
    that TV Nanana is experiencing,
[01:30] 7guchi
    we will be using these messenger pigeons
    instead of cell phones for communications,
[01:34] 7guchi
    in order to cut back on expenditures.
[01:37] 7oka
    Can we seriously get a hold
    of anyone with these things?
[01:40] 7guchi
    And you fools better not
    take these pigeons lightly!
[01:43] 7guchi
    They're an elite flock of service animals,
    given top-level training by first-in-field breeders!
[01:48] Sign
    Niinuma
[01:49] 7guchi
    We're talking real brand-name birds, and each
    one costs 50,000 yen, so be careful with them.
[01:50] Sign
    Top Grade Messenger Pigeon
[01:53] 7mori
    50,000 a pigeon?!
[01:55] 7yama
    That'd pay for a phone.
[01:58] 7yama
    Man, reading these is kind of a drag.
[02:00] 7guchi
    Aw, damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[02:04] 7mori
    Whoa, what the?
[02:05] 7oka
    His tone changed all of a sudden.
[02:07] 7guchi
    Things really suck when business is bad!
[02:09] 7guchi
    No cell phones, no taxi fare,
[02:11] 7guchi
    can't produce documents with color,
[02:13] 7guchi
    and no entertainment budget at all!
[02:16] 7guchi
    I've been forced to drink
    at home because of it!
[02:21] 7guchi
    Damn it!
[02:23] 7oka
    He's just mad he has to
    pay for his own booze.
[02:24] 7mori
    Seriously.
[02:26] 7guchi
    That being the case...
[02:27] 7guchi
    you boys need to get footage of
    this giant kraken, no matter what.
[02:32] 7guchi
    If we get some decent ratings,
    it'll mean better business for the company,
[02:36] 7guchi
    and that'll mean taxi fare and entertainment
    expenses will flow like wine!
[02:43] 7guchi
    That is all. I'll be
    praying for your success!
[02:47] 7oka
    And so, we started using messenger pigeons.
[02:51] 7mori
    It costs a ton to feed these guys, huh?
[02:55] 7yama
    I'm pretty sure the phones
    would've been cheaper.

Season 3

E7 - Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #7 Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
[00:17] 7oka
    With the boat's engine stopped,
    we were left adrift on the sea.
[00:21] 7oka
    If this boat doesn't get moving, we're
    not gonna get anywhere with the shoot.
[00:24] 7mori
    You want to try hitching a ride?
[00:26] 7mori
    First, we'll send up a smoke signal
    so any nearby ships will notice us.
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
[00:31] 7mori
    Burning this smoked squid
    should make for good smoke.
[00:34] 7oka
    All right, let's burn it all!
[00:36] 7oka
    Keep throwing stuff on there! We need smoke!
[00:40] 7oka
    There!
[00:41] 7oka
    Hey, this is pretty greasy.
    I bet it'll burn great.
[00:44] 7yama
    Captain. Captain.
[00:45] 7oka
    What now?
[00:46] 7yama
    Are you gonna burn that?
[00:47] 7oka
    Well, we have to burn it,
    or we won't have enough smoke.
[00:49] 7yama
    Do you know what it is?
[00:51] 7oka
    Quit interrupting me! You're such a pest.
[00:52] 7yama
    Yeah, but...
[00:52] 7oka
    Here we go!
[00:53] 7yama
    No, no, it's... my peel.
[00:56] 7oka
    Let go already!
[00:57] 7yama
    Absolutely not. I only brought one with me.
[01:00] 7oka
    It's yours, so it can go
    in the fire! Now give it!
[01:01] 7yama
    No, no... It's the only one I have...
[01:03] 7oka
    Give it!
[01:04] 7yama
    But it's good for all the warmer seasons...
[01:04] 7oka
    Look, think of the situation. Get a clue.
[01:05] 7yama
    I don't wanna.
[01:07] 7mori
    Hey, Captain, there are a few
    ships that noticed our signal!
[01:11] 7oka
    Okay, looks like the smoke
    signals did the job.
[01:14] 7oka
    Now we use these to send out a
    message requesting a rescue!
[01:17] 7oka
    Ta-da!
[01:19] 7oka
    Niinuma-brand messenger pigeons!
SIGN    Niinuma-Brand
    Messenger Pigeons
[01:22] 7oka
    They're the only method of communication
    the company saw fit to give us.
[01:26] 7oka
    Time to see what super fancy
    messenger pigeons can really do!
[01:29] 7oka
    Take our message to those boats!
[01:31] 7oka
    We're counting on you!
[01:32] 7yama
    Go, Niinuma!
[01:36] 7oka
    Where the heck are they flying?
[01:38] 7oka
    They're fighting instead of going anywhere!
[01:40] 7mori
    I think all that squid smoke
    must've upset them...
[01:44] 7oka
    If they don't deliver our messages,
    the boats are gonna ignore us and sail away!
[01:49] 7mori
    Captain, look! One of them is
    actually heading toward a boat!
[01:54] 7oka
    Hey, you're right!
[01:55] 7oka
    It's a bit shaky, but it's using its
    unique strengths to charge ahead!
SIGN    Capitalizing on
    Unique Strengths
[01:58] 7oka
    That bird is just like TV Nanana!
[02:01] 7oka
    There you go, TV Nanana!
    You can do it! Come on!
[02:10] 7mori
    The ship that got our message
    is headed this way.
[02:12] 7mori
    Looks like we'll be able to
    hitch a ride after all! Yay!
[02:15] 7oka
    You did a good job!
[02:17] 7oka
    Even without cell phones...
[02:19] Everybody
    We can manage with smoke
    signals and pigeons!
[02:22] Everybody
    Four, five, six, go Nanana!
[02:26] 7oka
    Okay, let's score us a free ride.
[02:31] 7oka
    Huh? What's with this boat?
[02:38] 7mori
    Wait... Those are the pirates
    that have been on the news lately.
[02:41] 7oka
    Pirates?!
[02:43] 7mori
    Why did you have to fly to the pirates?
[02:46] 7oka
    You should've checked first,
    damn slacker bird!
[02:50] 7oka
    Using your unique strengths is great and all,
    but you still need to get actual results!
[02:55] 7oka
    How could you not get that? Sheesh!

Season 3

E8 - Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #8 Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
[00:16] Boss
    We're the terrifying Redbeard Pirates.
SIGN    Redbeard Pirates
[00:20] Boss
    We're just in this for the money, so as long
    as your ransom gets paid, you can go free.
[00:26] 7oka
    How much do you have on you?
[00:27] 7mori
    I think my Pasmo card has
    about 2,000 yen on it.
[00:29] 7mori
    And I've got my QUO and T Cards, too.
[00:30] 7yama
    Do you think they'll accept
    the beef bowl coupon I have?
[00:33] Boss
    You lot won't be paying. We're gonna
    negotiate with your employer.
[00:38] Boss
    And if they don't offer up a decent
    ransom, you're all fish food.
[00:46] Boss
    You're from a TV station, eh?
[00:48] Boss
    Come to think of it, those folks who were
    filming the giant squid were a big deal.
[00:53] Boss
    Got plenty of ransom money for them.
[00:55] 7oka
    That's because they're actually well-funded!
SIGN    Employee ID
SIGN    Expedition Crew
    Director
    
    Nanaoka
SIGN     TV Nanana

[00:58] Boss
    Never even heard of TV Nanana.
[01:01] Boss
    Must be some rinky-dink operation.
[01:03] Boss
    Explains why you're out in
    a rusty squid-fishing boat.
[01:07] 7oka
    But did you know that it has three
[01:09] 7oka
    complimentary meals a day
    and open-air bathing?
[01:11] Boss
    You poor saps probably
    aren't worth the trouble.
[01:14] Boss
    Into the sea you go.
[01:16] 7oka
    N-Now, hold on a second!
[01:17] 7oka
    It's true that we aren't a big organization,
[01:20] 7oka
    but we're still a major, Tokyo-based
    network with terrestrial broadcasts!
[01:23] 7oka
    So could you maybe negotiate
    with the home office?
[01:25] Boss
    Don't lie to me, boy!
[01:27] 7mori
    He's telling the truth, though.
[01:30] 7oka
    Y'know that show where they drain the lake?
    Or where they follow people home?
[01:33] 7oka
    Those are ours!
[01:35] Boss
    Never heard of them. What the hell's
    entertaining about draining a lake?
[01:39] Boss
    And if you follow somebody home,
    that just makes you a stalker.
[01:42] Boss
    Let's be rid of you, then. Right now.
[01:44] 7oka
    You gotta spare us. Please.
[01:45] 7mori
    We're begging you.
[01:45] 7oka
    We're seriously a major network!
    We broadcast ping pong and judo matches!
[01:48] 7oka
    Come on!
[01:48] 7mori
    Please.
[01:49] 7yama
    Niinuma, save us.
[01:52] Lackey
    Boss! I did a search, and it looks like
    they really are a major network.
[01:57] Boss
    You gotta be kidding me.
[01:58] Boss
    TV Nanana
[01:58] Boss
    a national TV network
[01:58] Boss
    Giroppon 1-Chome
[01:59] Boss
    "TV Nanana, a national TV network
    located in Giroppon 1-Chome."
[02:03] Boss
    It's true!
SIGN    All Affiliate Stations
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Nanana
    Setouchi
[02:04] Boss
    Says you've only got six affiliates,
    though. That ain't much.
[02:07] 7oka
    Wait, only six?
[02:09] 7mori
    The smaller number helps
    keep us flexible, though.
SIGN    All Affiliate Stations
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Tokyo Stock Exchange
[02:11] 7oka
    Looks like you were doing well for a bit,
    but your stock value's pretty low.
[02:15] 7oka
    Must've been a drop in ratings causing
    a lack of growth through ad revenue.
[02:19] 7oka
    Plus, kids these days
    don't bother with TV much,
[02:23] 7oka
    so all the ad money's going to the Internet.
[02:25] 7oka
    It's rough times for the TV biz.
[02:28] 7yama
    You're oddly well-informed.
[02:30] Boss
    Guess I'll fire off a
    message to your president.
[02:33] Boss
    We've got your precious employees.
[02:36] Boss
    Prepare the ransom ASAP!
[02:38] Boss
    From the pirates.
[02:39] Boss
    There.
[02:41] 7mori
    I'm glad we technically
    qualify as a major network.
[02:43] 7oka
    This is all thanks to our regional affiliates.
[02:46] 7oka
    Thank you all for saving our lives!
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Nanana
    Setouchi
[02:49] 7oka
    We hope we can continue to work
    together as affiliates of TV Nanana!
[02:53] 7oka
    Thank you!
[02:55] 7yama
    All six of you.

Season 3

E9 - Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #9 Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew are being
    held hostage aboard a pirate ship.
[00:21] 7mori
    All of the crew on this ship
    are doing weird stuff.
[00:24] 7oka
    I bet they've gone nuts from a
    little too much time at sea.
[00:29] Boss
    They ain't actually that crazy.
[00:32] Boss
    Most of them are 7tubers on the side.
[00:34] Oka/Mori
    7tubers?
[00:36] Boss
    They upload their videos to the video sharing
    service "7tube" to earn a bit of extra cash.
[00:42] Boss
    If any of the videos go viral,
    that'll mean more views, and more pay.
[00:47] Boss
    I've got a channel of my own.
[00:50] Boss
    Dun-dun! Hello, 7tube.
[00:53] Boss
    It's me, the Pirate 7tuber, pirate boss!
[00:56] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[00:57] Boss
    These days, all pirates
    are churning out content.
[01:00] Boss
    7tube's too big a source
    of revenue to ignore!
[01:03] 7yama
    Everyone has two jobs nowadays...
[01:06] Boss
    You lot are just sitting
    around being hostages,
[01:09] Boss
    so cook up some decent videos
    and stick them on my channel.
[01:13] Boss
    You're TV pros, so it oughta
    be simple enough, right?
[01:16] Boss
    And if you can boost my subscriber
    count, I'll even lower your ransom.
[01:21] 7mori
    Oh, nice! Captain, let's do it!
[01:24] 7oka
    You're on! Time to show you amateurs
    what professional production looks like.
SIGN    We threw the AD into a fridge
SIGN    * Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We bathed the AD in squid ink
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We dangled the AD over some sharks
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
[01:48] 7yama
    Uh, Captain, what the heck is all this?
[01:51] 7yama
    Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?
[01:53] 7oka
    Look, I don't really get it either,
[01:56] 7oka
    but if you do crazy stunts, people
    will watch your videos, right?
[01:59] 7oka
    So we gotta do crazy stunts.
    That oughta do it, right?
[02:02] 7yama
    Yeah, but why am I the one doing them?
[02:05] 7oka
    I mean, you look kinda like Hikakin, right?
[02:08] 7yama
    I'll admit we have a similar
    type of face, but...
[02:10] 7yama
    Whoa, hey, stop lowering me! Stop that!
[02:15] 7oka
    We continued to upload challenge videos.
SIGN    We tried playing Pop-up Pirate for real
SIGN    We tried to feed seagulls
[02:19] 7yama
    Is this seriously good enough?
[02:22] Boss
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    Pirate Boss
SIGN    Channel Subscribers
[02:24] Boss
    My subscriber count capsized after
    you lot started uploading videos!
[02:29] Boss
    What's the meaning of this?!
[02:33] Boss
    And you boys actually
    work at a major network?
[02:35] 7oka
    Well, that's weird! What's up with that?
[02:38] 7mori
    Uh, I think this is going to
    make our ransom price go up.
[02:41] 7oka
    Maybe we needed more extreme challenges?
[02:44] 7yama
    It doesn't have to be all
    meme-y challenges, y'know.
[02:47] 7yama
    There are easier things, like "let's play" videos.
[02:50] 7oka
    We're out of options! I guess
    Nanayama has to be shark food!
[02:53] ---
    Nanayama, go!
[02:54] 7yama
    You already tried that
    in the second episode.

Season 3

E10 - President! A Hard Cash Negotiation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #10 President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
[00:19] Boss
    Time's up. Your company read the
    ransom demand, but didn't respond.
[00:26] Boss
    Off to the deep with you all, as agreed.
[00:29] 7oka
    Employee lives are on the line,
[00:30] 7oka
    and they cheaped out on the freaking ransom!
[00:33] 7mori
    They shrank the cafeteria menu,
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[00:34] Eye sign
    Cheapo
[00:35] 7mori
    banned color printing,
[00:36] 7mori
    stopped comping taxis,
[00:37] 7mori
    and now they won't even pay
    our ransom?! Unbelievable!
[00:40] 7oka
    Doesn't one of you have a
    pocket knife or something?!
[00:42] 7mori
    Not me.
[00:43] Captain
    Hey, I got me one of these!
[00:47] 7oka
    Oh, Captain, you're still here?
    What's the button for?
[00:50] Captain
    Time for this little gizmo to shine!
[00:50] Sign
    Squid Fishing Boat
    Remote Control Button
[00:54] Captain
    It's gonna activate a fancy feature
    I got hooked up on my boat!
[01:00] 7oka
    Y'know, I was wondering what that
    weird arm was supposed to be for.
[01:00] ---
    Charter Fishing Boat
[01:04] 7oka
    You're gonna maneuver that
    thing to save us, huh?
[01:09] 7oka
    Sounds good, Captain! Hit that thing!
[01:11] 7mori
    Quick, please!
[01:12] Captain
    All right, here we go!
[01:13] Captain
    And a boop!
[01:15] 7oka
    Oh, here it comes, here it comes!
[01:17] 7oka
    Our trusted vessel's here to save us!
[01:21] Captain
    That switched on the lights!
[01:25] Captain
    That oughta make being dunked
    a little less gloomy.
[01:28] 7oka
    Who the hell asked for that?!
    Would you look below us?!
[01:31] 7oka
    Now that we stand out more,
    all the sharks are eyeing us!
[01:35] 7oka
    What were you thinking?!
[01:36] 7oka
    Who chartered this useless
    boat in the first place?!
[01:40] 7oka
    Oh, come on, here come the sharks!
[01:43] 7oka
    This is bad, real bad!
[01:44] 7oka
    Prez! Prez, save us! Please!
[01:45] 7mori
    Mr. President, please! Hurry!
[01:45] 7oka
    Prez, you gotta save us!
[01:47] 7mori
    Help!
[01:48] 7yama
    Mommy!
[01:49] 7oka
    Hang on... just wait...
[01:50] 7mori
    We're doomed!
[01:51] 7oka
    Oh, man! Oh, man, this is it! This is it!
[01:56] Boss
    Your president finally replied.
[01:59] Boss
    Ain't you lot lucky?
[02:00] 7mori
    That was a close one...
[02:02] 7mori
    I bet the president sold his stocks in
    the company to raise the ransom money!
[02:06] 7mori
    And in this economy, too!
    Thank you so much, sir!
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[02:07] Eye sign
    Love
[02:09] 7oka
    We're going to get that
    scoop for you, I swear!
[02:14] 7yama
    Prez...
[02:15] 7oka
    I love you, Mr. President!
[02:18] 7oka
    So, how much is he willing to pay?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
[02:35] 7oka
    Is that it?!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
[02:40] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
[02:44] Boss (dialog)
    I kept trying to negotiate,
    but he just wasn't biting.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
[02:45] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

[02:46] Boss (dialog)
    You'd think a major network
    would have some pride...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Can't do it!

[02:50] Boss (dialog)
    Don't look at me. It's your company's fault.
[02:53] Boss (dialog)
    Got it?
[02:54] 7yama
    Our bosses chose the worst
    time to be consistent...

Season 3

E11 - Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 11 Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
[00:16] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[00:22] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[00:24] 7oka
    And at long last, we've tracked down
    the legendary creature of the deep!
[00:28] 7oka
    That...
[00:29] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[00:32] Pirate
    I don't wanna die!
[00:33] 7oka
    Hold on, cut, cut!
[00:34] Pirate
    Mommy!
[00:36] 7oka
    Stay out of the shot!
[00:37] 7oka
    Get it rolling.
[00:39] 7oka
    Okay, here we go!
[00:41] 7oka
    That is the giant octopus—
[00:43] Boss
    What in blue blazes is that abomination?!
[00:45] 7oka
    Hey!
[00:46] 7oka
    You're messing up the shot! Could you move?!
[00:49] 7oka
    We're filming here. You need to back off.
[00:51] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:53] 7mori
    Captain, I can't move.
[00:55] 7oka
    Come on, guys, don't bunch up like this!
[00:57] 7oka
    We're chasing the ratings triple
    crown here! Just let us shoot!
[01:01] 7oka
    Wait, aren't these guys struggling 7Tubers?
[01:03] Sign
    7Tuber
[01:03] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, listen up, people!
[01:07] 7oka
    Did you know that giant octopus
    is supposed to be super rare?!
[01:11] 7oka
    So instead of bunching up like this,
    you should try and get closer!
[01:15] 7oka
    I bet if you can upload a video of it,
    it'll generate so much buzz
[01:19] 7oka
    that you'll be inducted into
    the ranks of the top 7Tubers!
[01:19] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:24] Pirates
    A top 7Tuber...
[01:28] Pirates
    Kraken! Look this way!
[01:31] Pirates
    Wow! It touched my leg!
[01:33] Pirates
    It caught me!
[01:35] Pirates
    Catch me, too!
[01:37] 7yama
    That's ambition for you.
[01:39] 7oka
    Some people will do anything for views.
[01:43] 7oka
    Okay, if we can get this footage, it'll mean
    the ratings triple crown for TV Nanana!
[01:47] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[01:49] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[01:50] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[01:52] 7oka
    And that...
[01:53] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[01:57] 7oka
    We're gonna get the ratings
    triple crown! We've done it!
[02:01] 7oka
    Wait...
[02:02] 7oka
    That's not an octopus. It's a squid.
[02:05] Sign
    Squid
[02:06] Captain
    Oh, that ain't the Kraken.
    That's just one of them giant squids.
[02:10] 7oka
    Giant squid?
[02:12] Captain
    I reckon it was drawn to the boat's
    special lights for squid fishing!
[02:16] Captain
    I ain't seen one this big in a while!
[02:21] Boss
    Wait, this is a squid?!
[02:23] 7oka
    What the hell?!
[02:25] 7oka
    Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant
    squid on public broadcasting already!
[02:28] 7oka
    This won't get us ratings!
[02:30] 7oka
    Sorry, Mr. Pirate. This thing
    isn't actually the Kraken.
[02:33] Boss
    Wait, what about my views?!
[02:36] 7oka
    I wouldn't get my hopes up.
[02:41] Boss
    And I thought I'd finally be able
    to make my living off of 7Tube...
[02:44] Boss
    I was gonna call myself the the pirate king,
    or "pirakin" for short!
[02:48] 7oka
    It seems our journey to find
    the Kraken will continue.
[02:51] 7oka
    Aren't 7Tubers super popular anyway?
[02:55] 7yama
    Seems really hard to get
    anywhere doing it, though.

Season 3

E12 - Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 12 Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
[00:16] 7oka
    The fishing boat the
    expedition crew was using
[00:18] 7oka
    has washed up on a small
    island after malfunctioning.
[00:21] 7oka
    "Welcome to Nanagashima,
    the island where the Kraken lurks."
[00:25] 7oka
    Say what?!
[00:27] 7oka
    So the Kraken was hiding on this island?!
[00:31] 7oka
    Let's leave the captain to repair the
    boat and start scouting the island!
[00:35] 7oka
    Hold on tight, boys!
[00:39] 7mori
    Sorry, I'm just so hungry since we haven't
    been catching a lot of squid lately...
[00:43] 7yama
    Should we catch some fish first?
[00:45] 7yama
    There's a bunch over there.
[00:48] 7oka
    Well, they all look tasty!
[00:50] 7oka
    Just leave this to me, the number one
    survival show director in the industry!
[00:54] 7oka
    Huh, I'm not catching any.
[00:56] 7oka
    Feels like I'm about to
    nail it, and then I miss.
[00:58] 7oka
    Kinda like my career in TV.
[01:00] 7yama
    Oh, I got another one.
[01:02] 7yama
    It's like I get one every time I try.
[01:03] 7yama
    Every time I try, I get one.
[01:05] 7yama
    I can even manage with my eyes closed!
[01:06] 7yama
    This is pretty easy.
[01:07] Nasu
    Hey, hold it! What're you guys doing?!
[01:12] Nasu
    Those fish are mine! Get your paws off!
[01:16] Nasu
    Seriously, those aren't for you!
    Give them back.
[01:19] 7oka
    What's your problem?!
    I caught it, so it's mine! Let go!
[01:22] 7yama
    I actually caught it, though.
[01:24] Nasu
    I caught these fish in the ocean,
    and have been breeding them in this pond!
[01:28] 7oka
    You can't do that! Who said you could do that?!
[01:31] Nasu
    Give my fish back!
[01:32] 7oka
    Let go!
[01:33] Nasu
    Fine. I'll just have to resort to force.
[01:36] 7oka
    Yeah, you want some?
[01:38] Nasu
    I'm serious here, man!
[01:39] Nasu
    I'll stab you!
[01:41] 7oka
    Bring it on, then!
[01:42] 7mori
    Hey, Captain!
[01:43] 7oka
    What now?
[01:44] 7mori
    This is a famous director from one of our
    rival networks! They call him Nasubi D!
[01:48] 7oka
    Nasubi D?
SIGN    Nasubi D
[01:51] 7mori
    He's famous for pulling huge
    ratings with survival shows!
[01:55] 7mori
    He put his skills on display during
    filming and caught huge fish with ease!
[01:59] Nasu
    Got 'em!
[02:02] 7mori
    He did stuff like biting into raw snails
[02:04] 7mori
    and eating a bucket full of huge grubs!
[02:06] 7mori
    He's an unrivaled director in the industry
    when it comes to survival shows!
[02:10] Sign
    Survivalist Director
[02:10] 7oka
    Kinda feels like he's copying me...
[02:12] 7mori
    There's no way a normal
    director like you can compare!
[02:17] 7yama
    For one thing, we're both major networks,
    but look at the size of his staff.
[02:21] 7oka
    One, two, three, four... fifteen?!
[02:24] 7oka
    That's too many! It's easier to
    get around with a smaller team!
[02:27] 7mori
    Yuhi TV is a big company.
[02:29] 7mori
    They've got 24 affiliate stations, too!
SIGN    24 Affiliate Stations
[02:32] 7oka
    Are you kidding?!
[02:32] 7yama
    By the way, we've got six.
SIGN    6 Affiliate Stations
[02:35] 7oka
    Do you think they could spare a few?
[02:38] 7oka
    But hang on! We've got our pride to
    uphold as a rival major network!
[02:42] 7oka
    And I am not letting you have this fish!
[02:45] 7oka
    I will not cave to you!
SIGN    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose
[02:50] Sign/7oka
    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose.
[02:55] 7yama
    This is gonna be a pain.

Season 3

E13 - Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #13 Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has ended
    up clashing with Yuhi TV.
[00:20] Nasu
    Wait, do you work for TV Nanana?
[00:23] 7oka
    That was when his attitude suddenly changed,
    and we were invited to where his group lived.
[00:27] 7mori
    We love all your shows on
    Yuhi TV, Director Nasubi.
[00:30] 7mori
    Are you here on the island
    for an on-location shoot?
[00:32] Nasu
    Who's this Director Nasubi guy?
[00:34] Nasu
    We're just fifteen regular kids who washed
    up on this island after our ship sank.
SIGN    The Fifteen Castaways
[00:39] 7oka
    Kinda haggard-looking, for kids.
[00:41] Nasu
    Well, we've been surviving out
    here for over twenty years!
[00:45] 7mori
    Twenty years?!
[00:46] Nasu
    When it first happened, we were all
    really young and fought constantly...
[00:50] Nasu
    But then one day, we found a way to blow off
    steam, which stopped all the bickering.
[00:54] Nasu
    And that... was this!
[00:58] Nasu
    TV Nanana's marquee sexy
    show, Bananamesh Night!
SIGN    Bananamesh Night
[01:03] 7yama
    There it is, our network's dirty laundry.
[01:06] Nasu
    We owe this old recording a lot!
[01:09] Nasu
    We'd all watch it every night,
[01:11] Nasu
    and it helped develop our solidarity
    and put an end to our fighting!
[01:14] 7oka
    That was a show that boys of a
    certain age couldn't get enough of.
[01:16] 7yama
    But they kept it a secret
    from their parents.
[01:19] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Ready and...
[01:20] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Bananamesh!
[01:21] Nasu
    This tape is priceless to us!
    TV Nanana practically saved our lives!
[01:26] Nasu
    We'd love to repay you with
    our best hospitality!
[01:30] 7oka
    Sweet!
[01:32] Nasu
    I gotta ask, could you guys leave a
    new tape of Bananamesh Night for us?
[01:37] Nasu
    We've rewatched this one to the
    point that the tape's all worn out.
[01:41] 7oka
    We don't have one, sadly.
[01:42] Nasu
    Aw, come on...
[01:43] 7oka
    Look, if I could, I would, okay?
[01:45] 7oka
    But we don't have it.
[01:46] Nasu
    Wouldn't it be kinda messed up to enjoy
    all this and then not show any gratitude?
[01:49] 7oka
    The show itself isn't
    even on the air anymore.
[01:52] Nasu
    It's not?
[01:53] 7oka
    We haven't done sexy stuff like
    that in the past twenty years!
[01:57] 7oka
    Our whole gig now is straight-laced
    financial programs and unique variety shows.
[02:02] 7oka
    I mean, we're listed on
    the stock exchange now,
[02:04] 7oka
    and that means all kinds
    of legal restrictions...
[02:06] 7oka
    I doubt we could even
    rerun it, at this point.
[02:08] Sign
    Listed companies and legal compliance
[02:09] Nasu
    What the hell, man?!
[02:12] Nasu
    TV Nanana would never make a
    straight-laced financial show!
[02:16] Nasu
    They must strip, right?!
[02:18] 7oka
    Why would they do that?
[02:19] 7oka
    That'd be kinda weird, right?
    Nude financial news?
[02:21] Nasu
    What's happened to you, TV Nanana?!
[02:24] Nasu
    This isn't like you at all!
[02:26] Nasu
    After making nothing but shows
    with stripping and overeating,
[02:30] Nasu
    you think we're gonna buy this new act?!
[02:33] Nasu
    It's not too late!
    Bring Bananamesh Night back!
[02:37] Nasu
    Give us our show back!
[02:40] 7oka
    I know how you feel, man.
[02:42] 7oka
    Let's write a proposal for reviving
    the show when we get back.
[02:44] 7yama
    With how desperate they are for
    ratings, it might just get approved.
[02:48] 7oka
    It's worth a shot!
[02:49] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:50] 7oka
    Gilga...
[02:50] Mori/Yama
    Banana...
[02:51] 7oka
    I was about to say "Gilgamesh."
[02:53] 7oka
    It's supposed to be "Bananamesh"...
[02:53] 7mori
    You must miss the real deal.
[02:54] 7oka
    I do miss it. These are my
    real feelings coming out.
[02:55] 7yama
    You really do miss it!

Season 3

E14 - Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #14 Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
[00:21] Sign
    The Ballad of TV Nanana
[00:21] Sign
    TV Nanana's Official Song
[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Is it a big company? Nah
[00:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are their productions lavish? Nah
[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
[00:56] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[01:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
[01:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have the best ratings? Nah
[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
[01:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[01:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[02:08] Sign
    Whale Land
    Health Center
[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, Nah
[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[02:16] [SONG] Fukuda shirt sign
    Heat
[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    Lots of affiliates? Nah
[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[02:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[02:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Nah, nah, nah
[02:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana! Nanana!
[02:55] Nanayama
    Working in TV is rough, man.

Season 3

E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #15 Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
[00:16] 7oka
    In our pursuit of the monstrous
    octopus known as the Kraken,
[00:18] 7oka
    we decided to split up to search the island.
[00:21] 7mori
    Huh? There's an abandoned building
    out in the middle of nowhere.
[00:25] 7mori
    Excuse me? Anybody there?
[00:27] 7mori
    Excuse me?
[00:29] Bibirin
    Who're you?
[00:30] 7mori
    I'm looking for a giant octopus.
[00:32] 7mori
    Have you ever seen one?
[00:34] Bibirin
    Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
[00:35] 8mori
    Whoa, put the knife down, please!
[00:37] 8mori
    I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
[00:39] Bibirin
    Wait, are you the new cast
    member? Is that you?
[00:41] 7mori
    No, no...
[00:43] Bibirin
    Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
    you were some kind of weirdo.
[00:48] Bibirin
    Hey, we've got a guest.
    Try to look presentable.
[00:51] Tsubuyan
    Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
[00:53] 7mori
    He's our new member.
[00:56] Tsubuyan
    He is?
[00:57] Tsubuyan
    It's been so long, I was starting to
    wonder if it was just gonna be us.
[01:00] Tsubuyan
    So you're finally here!
[01:01] 7mori
    New member of what?
[01:04] 7oka
    This is a shared house
    known as Meetings Manor.
SIGN    Meetings Manor
[01:08] 7oka
    This is where the curtain will now rise
[01:10] 7oka
    on a reality show about men and women
SIGN    Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
[01:11] 7oka
    who will be living together,
[01:13] 7oka
    after meeting for the first time!
SIGN    Tsubuyan: Model
[01:15] Bibirin
    Hey, hey, there's a pool over
    there! Let's go for a swim.
[01:18] Tsubuyan
    It'd be way more fun to check out
    the mall. Let's hit the mall.
[01:21] Tsubuyan
    Come on, come on.
[01:21] Bibirin
    Can't you go by yourself?
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
    the food court is always super noisy!
[01:26] Bibirin
    What are you talking about?
[01:27] Tsubuyan
    Food courts are super noisy!
[01:29] Bibirin
    Noisy how?
[01:30] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! It'll be so noisy!
[01:31] 7mori
    So... about the Kraken...
[01:31] Bibirin
    I don't care!
[01:32] Tsubuyan
    Like, have you seen the loud families
    that show up? Let's check it out!
[01:36] Bibirin
    You should seriously just go yourself.
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    What kind of loser goes to the
    mall by herself? It's a mall!
[01:41] Bibirin
    Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
[01:44] 7mori
    Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
[01:46] Bibirin
    Oh, wow, are you for real?
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    What kind of shows did you work on, then?
[01:50] 7mori
    I'm actually on a shoot for
    an exploration show right now.
[01:52] 7mori
    We're trying to get the first
    footage ever of the Kraken,
[01:54] 7mori
    a legendary creature no one
    has ever caught on film.
[01:57] Bibirin
    Oh, the Kraken, huh?
[01:59] Bibirin
    I know about that. I've seen it.
[02:02] 7mori
    You've seen the Kraken? Really?
[02:04] Bibirin
    We basically know all the
    secrets of the Kraken.
[02:07] Tsubuyan
    I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
[02:10] Bibirin
    What's with you? It was
    the day before yesterday.
[02:13] Tsubuyan
    The day before yesterday was last week!
[02:15] Tsubuyan
    The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
[02:16] Bibirin
    No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
[02:18] Tsubuyan
    I'm saying it was also last week!
[02:18] Bibirin
    But it wasn't last week.
    It was the day before yesterday.
[02:20] 7mori
    I actually don't care when it was,
    but did you really see the Kraken?
[02:24] 7mori
    Could you tell me about it?
[02:26] 7mori
    If we manage to film it, we might be
    able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
[02:29] 7mori
    Where did you see it?
[02:30] Bibirin
    Simmer down there, Nanamon.
[02:33] Bibirin
    You're not supposed to learn a lady's
    secrets until after you become a couple!
[02:36] 7mori
    What about the Kraken?
[02:37] Bibirin
    Again with this Kraken thing?
[02:39] Tsubuyan
    Oh my God, seriously?
[02:40] Tsubuyan
    Nanamon, you just don't
    understand true love.
[02:43] Tsubuyan
    That's why you keep going
    on about the Kraken.
[02:46] 7oka
    Will our intrepid staff member be able to
    drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?
[02:51] Tsubuyan
    The thing about a mall, you see,
    is that the food court is noisy.
[02:55] Tsubuyan
    It is, like, super noisy.

Season 3

E16 - Arrival! His First Popular Phase

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #16 Arrival! His First Popular Phase
[00:16] 7mori
    So, since we have no budget,
[00:17] 7mori
    we end up making shows where we change buses
    along a route or follow people home,
[00:21] 7mori
    but then other stations
    try to mimic our style
[00:23] 7mori
    while using actual money
    and real celebrities!
[00:25] Bibirin
    What the heck? That is super ironic!
[00:27] 7mori
    Tell me about it!
[00:28] Bibirin
    Seriously.
[00:29] 7mori
    Splash, splash!
[00:29] Bibirin
    Hey, stop that!
[00:31] Bibirin
    Here, I'll get you next.
    Splash, splash, splash!
[00:32] 7mori
    Ooh, that's so cold!
[00:33] Bibirin
    Splashy, splashy, splashy!
[00:34] Tsubuyan
    Uh, Nanamon promised to
    go to the mall with me!
[00:36] Tsubuyan
    Stop hogging him.
[00:38] Bibirin
    What's the big deal? I got in the
    pool already, so it's settled.
[00:40] Tsubuyan
    But I made the first move.
[00:42] Bibirin
    You didn't move anything.
[00:44] Bibirin
    What is with you?
[00:45] 7mori
    Huh? Are they fighting over me?
[00:48] 7mori
    This has never happened before.
[00:51] 7mori
    Could this be...
[00:54] 7mori
    one of those "popular
    phases" people talk about?
[00:57] 7mori
    This is great!
[00:58] 7mori
    Maybe I'll end up as a couple
    with one of these ladies,
[01:01] 7mori
    and be able to find out
    the Kraken's secrets, too!
[01:03] 7mori
    Two birds with one stone!
[01:05] 7mori
    But which would be better?
    Which should I choose?
[01:07] 7mori
    Eh, either one would be fine!
[01:09] 7mori
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[01:14] Tsubuyan
    Who're you?
[01:16] PBS
    I'm going to be joining you all
    today as a new member of the cast.
[01:20] PBS
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    He's the new cast member?
[01:24] Bibirin
    Kinda dull-looking.
[01:26] Tsubuyan
    He has an underbite. I bet
    he has bad breath, too.
[01:28] Bibirin
    Ew, scary.
[01:29] PBS
    I happen to be employed
    with public broadcasting.
SIGN    Public Broadcasting
[01:35] Bibirin
    Public broadcasting?
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    Here we go! It's the new big shot!
[01:40] Bibirin
    What kind of shows do you work on?
[01:41] PBS
    Lately, I've been producing morning soap
    operas and singing competitions.
SIGN    Morning Soap Operas
SIGN    Singing Competitions
[01:46] Bibirin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    This is what I've been waiting for.
[01:50] Bibirin
    Hey, would you like to join me in the pool?
[01:52] Bibirin
    Bet you worked up a sweat getting here.
[01:53] Tsubuyan
    Let's head to the mall and hang out all day.
[01:54] Bibirin
    Get in the pool!
[01:55] Tsubuyan
    Let's go to the mall! The food
    courts are so noisy. Come on!
[01:57] Bibirin
    What's so noisy about the food court?
[01:59] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! Me first!
[02:01] Bibirin
    I asked him first!
[02:01] Tsubuyan
    It was me, I'm telling you.
[02:03] 7mori
    The pool and the mall both
    sound good. Let's enjoy both!
[02:06] 7mori
    We can all have a good time! Right?
[02:08] Tsubuyan
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.
    Buzz off, commercial broadcasting!
[02:12] Tsubuyan
    Go bust your butt working for ratings!
[02:15] 7mori
    Aw, come on!
[02:17] Bibirin
    Things are rough right now with young
    people watching less TV, right?
[02:20] Bibirin
    Nothing beats the stability
    of public broadcasting.
[02:23] Bibirin
    He's obviously the better choice to date.
[02:25] Both
    Right?
[02:27] PBS
    Rest assured.
[02:29] PBS
    We will never go out of business!
[02:33] PBS
    Public broadcasting...
[02:38] Trio
    ...is invincible!
[02:40] 7mori
    Damn it! I can't argue with that!
[02:45] 7mori
    Please, if you could just
    tell me the Kraken's secret!
[02:48] 7mori
    I'm begging you!
[02:49] Bibirin
    You're starting to become an
    eyesore, so could you just go?
[02:52] Bibirin
    Time for you to "graduate"!
[02:54] 7mori
    Aw, come on!

Season 3

E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #17 Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
[00:16] 7oka
    Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.
[00:18] 7mori
    Should we order lunch with these guys?
[00:21] 7oka
    The Nuber Eats delivery service?
[00:23] 7oka
    Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.
[00:26] 7yama
    How am I ordering anything
    without a smartphone?
[00:28] 7oka
    Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?
[00:31] 7oka
    So figure it out, and get us lunch!
[00:33] 7yama
    It'll be a miracle if this works, but...
SIGN    Niinuma
    Messenger Pigeon
[00:35] 7yama
    Go for it!
[00:38] Saru
    Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!
[00:40] 7yama
    It worked! And really quickly!
[00:43] Saru
    Got a lunch order right here.
[00:44] Saru
    Sorry about the delay.
[00:46] Saru
    Here!
[00:47] 7yama
    Aren't you the monkey who was
    an AD with us, but quit right away?
SIGN    Former AD
    Saruoka
[00:50] Saru
    Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.
[00:52] 7yama
    I knew it.
[00:53] Saru
    Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new
    job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.
[00:57] 7yama
    I don't know what that means.
[00:58] Saru
    Here!
[00:59] 7yama
    Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?
[01:01] Saru
    Senpai...
[01:02] 7yama
    What? Is it not enough?
[01:03] Saru
    See, we accept mobile payment only.
[01:06] Saru
    Gonna have to pass on the cash!
[01:09] Saru
    Well, then, 'scuse me!
[01:10] 7yama
    Wait, what happens now?
    If I don't have a phone.
[01:12] Saru
    In that case, the order gets canceled,
    and I scarf it down instead.
[01:16] 7yama
    Don't scarf anything, okay?
[01:18] 7yama
    Is there any other way I can pay?
[01:21] Saru
    I guess we technically take mobile
    messenger pigeon payment.
SIGN    Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
[01:24] 7yama
    What exactly is "mobile
    messenger pigeon payment"?
[01:26] Saru
    You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.
[01:29] 7yama
    All right, all right.
[01:30] Saru
    Then you let it go.
[01:31] 7yama
    Okay, I send it off, right.
[01:32] Saru
    And then, once it gets back, you're all set.
SIGN    Poh
SIGN    Poh
[01:35] 7yama
    Uh, that chirp sounded
    suspiciously like "PayPay."
[01:38] 7yama
    Is "mobile messenger pigeon
    payment" even a real thing?
[01:40] Saru
    You bet. We added it this year.
[01:42] 7yama
    Well, whatever.
[01:43] 7yama
    The captain's waiting,
    so I gotta get a move on.
[01:47] Saru
    Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.
[01:49] Saru
    I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.
[01:51] 7yama
    Oh. Thanks.
[01:56] 7yama
    Exactly how did you trick this thing out?
    It seems like a regular old tricycle.
[01:59] Saru
    The black paint is aftermarket.
[02:01] 7yama
    I don't think that counts.
[02:03] 7yama
    Honestly, I think the extra paint
    makes it a little heavier.
[02:05] 7yama
    And aren't I technically delivering
    it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?
[02:08] Saru
    Bro, you are hilarious!
[02:10] 7yama
    I wasn't joking, though.
[02:12] 7yama
    Whatever, at least we're here.
[02:13] 7yama
    Time to hand over these lunches.
[02:15] Saru
    Sure thing.
[02:17] 7yama
    Whoa, what is this?
[02:19] 7yama
    What is in these lunches?
[02:21] Saru
    They're our specialty.
[02:22] Saru
    "Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."
SIGN    Miscellaneous
    All-Banana Lunch
[02:26] Saru
    I could kill for some of this.
    Mind if I grab a bite?
[02:30] Saru
    Seriously, looks so good.
[02:30] 7yama
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[02:31] 7yama
    We can't eat these.
[02:33] Saru
    Wait, why not?
[02:34] 7yama
    You seriously can't tell?
[02:35] 7yama
    We're bananas.
[02:37] 7yama
    So we're not eating these.
[02:38] Saru
    Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?
[02:39] 7yama
    Exactly!
[02:40] 7yama
    Man, this sucks. What am I
    gonna do about lunch now?
[02:43] 7yama
    The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.
[02:46] 7yama
    How many times do I have to
    tell you to not try to eat me?
[02:49] Saru
    Oh, my bad!
[02:50] 7yama
    Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?
[02:53] Saru
    You taste worse than you look!
[02:54] 7yama
    The lunches are right here! Not that
    you're allowed to eat them, either.
[02:57] Saru
    Got it.

Season 3

E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #18 Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
[00:15] Sign
    Pub
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has come across a pub.
[00:19] 7yama
    I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
[00:24] 7oka
    Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
[00:27] 7oka
    The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
[00:29] Hachiro
    Here you go!
[00:31] Hachiro
    I'm impressed you folks found
    our little establishment.
[00:34] Hachiro
    It's been twenty years since someone
    from off the island came by!
[00:40] Hachiro
    I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
[00:44] 7oka
    They grew up to be fifteen
    middle-aged dudes.
[00:48] Hachiro
    Here you go! Octopus with
    wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
[00:51] Hachiro
    octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
[00:54] 7oka
    Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
[00:56] 7oka
    It's nothing but octopus!
[00:59] 7oka
    Mister, do you have any
    recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
[01:05] 7oka
    The owner looks like an octopus, too!
[01:07] 7oka
    I thought he actually was one for a sec!
[01:10] 7yama
    His name's even Hachiro.
[01:12] 7oka
    "Hachi," like "eight."
[01:14] 7oka
    All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
[01:17] 7oka
    Even the cushions have
    a suction cup pattern!
[01:20] 7oka
    What's with this place?
    It's all-you-can-octopus!
[01:23] Hachiro
    Our special today is right over there!
[01:26] Sign
    Today's special!
    Super Popular ♥
    Octopus-cut wieners 500
    Slightly spicy!
    Octopus rice 700
[01:27] 7mori
    Looks like the specials today are the
    octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
[01:31] 7oka
    It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
[01:35] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:37] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:39] Hachiro
    The fact of the matter is,
[01:42] Hachiro
    Nanagashima happens to be globally
    famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
SIGN    The Big One! Nanagashima
[01:46] Hachiro
    That's why we opened a pub that's got a
    laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
[01:53] 7oka
    You sure this isn't overkill?
[01:55] 7oka
    Because it's honestly on the
    verge of being annoying.
[01:58] 7mori
    I'd agree.
[01:58] Hachiro
    It's not annoying at all!
[02:00] Hachiro
    We take pride in our octopi!
[02:03] Hachiro
    We can serve any kind of
    octopus you can think up!
SIGN    Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
[02:06] Hachiro
    We've even got the hookup for the
    giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
[02:09] Sign
    Kraken Tentacle
[02:10] 7oka
    Wait, you know the Kraken?!
[02:13] Hachiro
    Of course we do!
[02:16] Hachiro
    With 140 years in the business,
[02:18] Hachiro
    we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
[02:21] Hachiro
    When it comes to octopi...
[02:24] Hachiro
    We're octoperfectionists!
SIGN    Octoperfectionists
[02:27] 7oka
    We've finally got a lead!
[02:29] 7oka
    I knew we could count on a guy who
    cares this much about octopus!
[02:31] 7oka
    Let's get to work on the shoot!
SIGN    Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
[02:38] Trio
    Ika?
[02:39] Trio
    Ika means squid, though.
[02:40] Trio
    This is an all-octopus place.
[02:41] 7oka
    Who the heck is Ika?
[02:42] Hachiro
    I am this pub's owner:
[02:44] Sign
    Owner Ika Hachiro
[02:45] Hachiro
    Ika Hachiro!
[02:49] 7oka
    After all that octopus talk,
    your name is basically Mister Squid?
[02:52] 7yama
    It really ought to be "Tako."
[02:54] Hachiro
    Yes, this is Ika speaking!

Season 3

E19 - Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #19 Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
[00:16] 8
    The legendary octopus-hunting master
    should know where the Kraken is.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
[00:21] 7oka
    With that clue, we sought out the dojo
    where the master was said to train.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
SIGN    Octopus Hunting Dojo
[00:26] 7oka
    How are we supposed to know
    which one is the master?
[00:32] Takohashi
    Octopus Snatching, Nagoya-Style!
SIGN    Nagoya-Style Octopus Snatching
[00:37] Takohashi
    Octopus Hunting, 16 Taps-Per-Second!
SIGN    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Snatching
[00:41] Takohashi
    Yes!
[00:44] 7oka
    There he is! That's gotta be
    our legendary octopus hunter,
[00:49] 7oka
    Master Takohashi!
SIGN    Octopus Hunter
    Master Takohashi
[00:51] Takohashi
    You should only hunt octopus
    for one hour a day!
[00:54] Takohashi
    Hey there. I'm the master, Takohashi.
[00:58] 7oka
    He really is a master!
[00:59] 7mori
    Y'know, that urban legend said he died,
    but he's looking as spry as ever.
[01:04] 7oka
    Master Takohashi, could you tell
    us where to find the Kraken?
[01:07] Takohashi
    I'm honestly kind of busy
    with my lessons right now.
[01:12] 7oka
    What's that for?
[01:13] Takohashi
    Asking for my fee, my man.
[01:15] Takohashi
    You guys are a TV crew,
    so you're ready to pay, right?
[01:17] Takohashi
    And with a major station, that means
    a little juicier than average.
[01:21] Sign
    Requesting a fee
[01:22] Takohashi
    No fee means no interview.
[01:25] 7oka
    Damn it, he's got experience with TV.
[01:27] 7oka
    Man, our budget is blown
    already. What do we do?
[01:30] 7mori
    Captain, Captain! What if instead
    of cash, we offer him this?
[01:35] Sign
    TV Nanana Exclusive
    Novelty Merchandise
[01:36] 7mori
    It's a grab bag of TV Nanana
    novelty merchandise.
[01:42] 7mori
    Really rare stuff,
    the kind fans go nuts for!
[01:47] 7oka
    Wait, isn't this stuff that was
    cluttering storage at the office?
[01:50] 7oka
    Look, he's just staring!
[01:53] 7oka
    I think you actually offended
    him! He's gonna get mad.
[01:56] Takohashi
    What is this?! Oh, awesome!
[01:58] Takohashi
    I can seriously have this?!
[02:00] 7oka
    And that'll cover your fee?
[02:01] Takohashi
    You bet it will!
[02:03] Takohashi
    I mean, this is one of those special
    Bananamesh Night see-through thongs!
[02:09] Takohashi
    Man, I always wanted a pair!
[02:12] Sign
    Bananamesh
[02:12] Sign
    See-Through Thong
[02:12] Takohashi
    I was gonna give them to
    my girlfriend as a gift,
[02:14] Takohashi
    so I entered the contest to win a pair,
[02:16] Takohashi
    but the show ended before I could get them.
[02:20] Takohashi
    I swear, these used to be harder to
    get a hold of than a new DQ release.
[02:24] 7oka
    I see.
[02:25] Takohashi
    This is the best fee I could ask for.
[02:27] Takohashi
    As thanks, I'll be glad to take you to
    the spot the Kraken... appears... at.
[02:31] 7oka
    Oh, okay.
[02:33] 7oka
    You'll take us to where the Kraken appears?
[02:36] Takohashi
    Hang on, can I do that again?
[02:38] Trio
    Oh, no, no, it's fine, don't worry.
[02:39] Trio
    As long as you get the idea across.
[02:39] Takohashi
    Let's go to the Kraken!
[02:42] 7oka
    Thank you so much, Master Takohashi.
[02:43] Takohashi
    All right, let's have a quick
    snack and then get a move on!
[02:48] Sign
    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Chopping
[02:48] Takohashi
    16 Taps-Per-Second octopus chopping!
[02:52] Takohashi
    Yes!
[02:55] 7yama
    Y'know, there's such a thing as knives.

Season 3

E20 - Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #20 Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
SIGN    Master Takohashi's
SIGN    Adventure Island
[00:16] 7oka
    With Master Takohashi joining us,
    we headed for Octopus Pot Bay.
[00:20] Takahashi
    Hey there!
[00:21] 7yama
    Thanks for joining us!
[00:22] ---
    Octopus Pot Bay
[00:25] Takahashi
    You'll need to jump onto the clouds here.
[00:29] Takahashi
    Careful, one of them is going to fall.
[00:32] 7oka
    Whoa, scary!
[00:34] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[00:35] 7oka
    A black octopus.
[00:37] 7oka
    This is scary!
[00:39] 7oka
    Aw, man!
[00:40] 7yama
    Can you jump on that octopus?
[00:41] Takahashi
    You can.
[00:42] 7oka
    You could've said something sooner!
[00:43] Takahashi
    Wait, you need that level of help?
[00:45] 7oka
    I told you as much!
[00:46] Takahashi
    Well, you can.
[00:47] Takahashi
    You can jump on it. Next.
[00:49] 7oka
    No, you can't!
[00:50] Takahashi
    Not the octopus, no! But the clouds.
[00:52] 7oka
    You said we could jump on the octopus!
[00:53] Takahashi
    I did not say "the octopus."
[00:54] 7oka
    Pretty sure you said we
    could jump on the octopus!
[00:57] 7oka
    That's why I asked!
[00:57] Takahashi
    I seriously thought you meant the cloud.
[00:59] 7yama
    Are you really a master?
[01:00] 7oka
    You take over, Master. Here.
[01:02] 7oka
    In that case...
[01:03] 7yama
    Whoa, fast!
[01:04] 7oka
    He's already blazing through.
[01:06] 7yama
    What is this? How's he so fast?
[01:08] 7yama
    Is he always holding B to dash?
[01:09] Takohashi
    Okay!
[01:10] 7yama
    You can tell he's done this before.
[01:12] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[01:13] 7oka
    Master, what's that stuff you're throwing?
[01:15] Takohashi
    Those would be fireballs.
[01:16] 7oka
    There are fireballs?!
[01:17] Takohashi
    Yep. They can destroy rocks, too.
[01:21] 7oka
    You could've mentioned that, y'know.
[01:23] 7oka
    I had no idea before...
[01:25] Takohashi
    Stop!
[01:26] Takohashi
    Here, you knock the coconut onto the
    coconut crab, and then you can continue.
[01:34] 7oka
    It's 16 Taps-Per-Second!
[01:34] Sign
    16 Per Second!
[01:35] 7mori
    Amazing!
[01:36] 7oka
    Attaboy, Master!
[01:38] Takohashi
    I don't think 16 Taps-Per-Second
    is gonna be enough here!
[01:44] 7oka
    Master!
[01:45] Takohashi
    Yeah?
[01:46] 7oka
    Look at this thong,
    and let it give you strength!
[01:48] Takohashi
    That's kind of exciting,
    but I could use something more!
[01:52] 7oka
    You want more?
[01:55] 7oka
    These thongs!
[01:57] 7oka
    How's that?
[01:59] Master
    I can feel the power surging!
[02:02] Master
    32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:04] 7oka
    32 Taps-Per-Second!!
[02:04] 7oka
    There it is! 32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:08] Takohashi
    Okay, we're in the clear.
[02:09] 7oka
    We made it to Octopus Pot Bay!
[02:12] Takohashi
    Now we just input the code here,
    and the Kraken should show up.
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:17] Takoashi
    Up, up, down, down,
    left, right, left, right, B, A.
[02:20] 7mori
    Hey, that's the same as in Gradius.
[02:22] Takohashi
    Then duck twice, jump once...
[02:25] Takohashi
    And press against the wall three times—
[02:29] 7oka
    Master!
[02:30] 7yama
    Huh? What?
[02:31] 7oka
    Master! Master?!
[02:32] 7mori
    Huh?
[02:32] 7oka
    Wha...?
[02:33] 7yama
    I think he's gone.
[02:34] 7oka
    Whoa...
[02:36] 7oka
    That's a hell of a self-destruct!
[02:38] 7yama
    All this is gonna do is cause another
    rumor that he died. He'll be back.
[02:41] 7oka
    He will?
[02:43] Both
    Master! Master! Master?
[02:45] Takohashi
    Hey, a thong!
[02:47] Takohashi
    I'm back!
[02:53] 7yama
    This is one crazy master...

Season 3

E21 - Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #21 Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
[00:16] Takohashi
    See, the Kraken's a real horndog,
[00:16] Sign
    Octopus Hunter
    (The Late) Master Takohashi
[00:18] Takohashi
    so this trick should allow you to lure it out.
[00:23] 7oka
    It's time to sacrifice a beautiful woman!
SIGN    Beautiful Woman
[00:25] 7oka
    That should lure that horndog Kraken
    out as he tries to kidnap her!
[00:29] 7yama
    I have a hard time believing
    this is gonna work.
[00:29] Sign
    Nanayama
[00:31] 7yama
    For one thing, this is way too much blush.
[00:34] 7oka
    Sing something, Nanayama!
[00:37] 7oka
    Remember how those girls sang
    to summon Mothra? Just try it!
[00:41] 7yama
    That's a lot of pressure...
[00:42] 7oka
    Come on, man, just try it!
[00:46] 7yama
    Octo, octo...
SIGN    "The Octopus Bait Song" by Nanayama
[00:50] 7yama
    Octo, squid, squid, are you squidding me?
[00:54] 7yama
    Do you prefer squid or octopus?
[01:01] 7yama
    Squid's honestly pretty
    tasty, to be honest...
[01:05] 7yama
    Personally, I prefer crab...
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, what is that?!
[01:08] 7yama
    Some people prefer octopus or squid...
[01:10] 7yama
    Look! It's a huge octopus!
[01:12] 7mori
    Is that the Kraken?
[01:13] 7oka
    It's gotta be, right?!
[01:14] 7oka
    Don't you think?!
[01:15] 7mori
    I think so!
[01:16] 7oka
    Nanayama actually did it...
[01:18] 7yama
    ...their mouths are actually where
    their legs are connected...
[01:20] 7oka
    Do an impression! Come on!
[01:22] 7yama
    An impression?
[01:23] 7oka
    I think that should lure it closer. Probably.
[01:26] 7yama
    An impression of the octopus?
[01:27] 7oka
    Not the octopus! A singer or something!
[01:32] 7yama
    I'm Ayu.
[01:34] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[01:35] 7yama
    What? I literally said her name!
[01:37] 7yama
    It's me, Ayu. I show up in
    every season of this show.
[01:40] 7oka
    He really loves Ayu, doesn't he?
[01:42] 7oka
    Wait, look! The Kraken's backing away.
[01:45] 7oka
    Do something quick! Hurry!
[01:47] 7oka
    Rola here! Rola here!
[01:48] 7oka
    That's actually pretty close!
[01:50] 7yama
    I am Lupin Sanpei!
[01:53] 7oka
    Sanpei?
[01:54] 7oka
    Who became a chef and then
    came back to showbiz?
[01:58] 7yama
    I wanna eat pancakes! I wanna eat pancakes!
[02:03] 7yama
    On second thought, no, I don't!
[02:06] 7oka
    Do more, Nanayama!
[02:10] 7yama
    Y'know how...
[02:13] 7yama
    sometimes you don't know whether
    to say good evening...
[02:17] 7yama
    or goodnight?
[02:19] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[02:21] 7yama
    Mori.
[02:23] 7yama
    Masako's Mori.
[02:26] 7oka
    You could've just said Mori Shinichi!
[02:29] 7yama
    Y'know, you can look at the
    forest, but miss the trees...
[02:33] 7oka
    Okay, now you might as well
    do one of Mrs. Mori Masako.
[02:33] 7yama
    And this forest is Mori.
[02:38] 7yama
    Sensei?
[02:41] 7yama
    Sensei, it's me, Mori.
[02:43] 7yama
    I'm going to retire.
[02:45] 7oka
    That's spot-on.
[02:46] 7yama
    I love crab.
[02:49] 7oka
    Uh... what?
[02:51] 7oka
    What the... Huh?
[02:53] 7oka
    His last words before he was
    taken away were "I love crab"!
[02:56] 7mori
    He's just gone!

Season 3

E22 - Entertainment! The Kraken Family

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #22 Entertainment! The Kraken Family
[00:16] 7oka
    With the sacrificial maiden in
    hand, the Kraken has vanished.
[00:21] 7oka
    Where'd that Kraken go?!
[00:22] 7mori
    Which way did it go?
[00:24] 7oka
    Hey, Kraken!
[00:24] 7mori
    Hey! Where are you?!
[00:27] 7oka
    Look, over there!
SIGN    AD in a Wedding Dress
[00:29] 7oka
    Nanayama's in a wedding dress!
[00:32] 7oka
    What the heck is he doing?!
[00:33] 7yama
    Help!
[00:37] 7mori
    I have a feeling the Kraken is planning
    to have their wedding ceremony here.
[00:41] 7oka
    What? An octopus and an AD getting married?!
[00:46] 7mori
    Well, there's a chapel,
    and there's even a minister!
[00:49] 7oka
    True, it definitely looks like a wedding.
[00:52] 7mori
    Those are probably the Kraken's parents,
    and I bet those five are his kids.
[00:57] 7oka
    A married family of eight?!
[01:00] 7oka
    That's gonna be pretty rough.
[01:02] 7yama
    Hurry up and help me!
[01:04] 7yama
    They're gonna make me get married!
[01:06] 7yama
    I don't wanna get married!
[01:10] 7oka
    This is kinda interesting.
[01:15] 7mori
    An octopus and an AD getting married
    is a pretty fresh premise for a show.
[01:19] 7oka
    We could make it a documentary about a
    newlywed bride marrying into a huge family.
[01:23] 7mori
    Oh, that sounds good!
[01:25] 7oka
    Maybe make it so that the husband
    won't stand up to his wife?
[01:30] Kraken
    "If that's what you think, just do it!"
[01:32] Kraken
    That's what I'll say.
    That's the kinda octopus I am.
[01:34] Kraken
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[01:36] 7yama
    I feel like I've seen this before.
[01:39] 7mori
    Maybe we should change the
    title from Hunt the Kraken!
[01:43] 7mori
    to The Wacky Kraken Family: A New
    Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch.
[01:43] Sign
    The Wacky!
[01:43] Sign
    Kraken Family:
[01:44] Sign
    A New Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch
[01:48] 7mori
    I bet that will get better ratings.
[01:50] 7yama
    Wait, am I the new blushing bride?
[01:54] 7oka
    Reality shows with big families are
    popular and tend to get good ratings,
SIGN    Big Family
[01:57] 7oka
    on top of being relatively cheap to produce.
SIGN    Production Cost ↓
[01:59] 7mori
    And when you consider it's a family of
    Krakens, that's bound to get extra buzz.
[02:03] 7oka
    If this goes well, forget about
    the ratings triple crown...
[02:05] 7oka
    We might just get...
[02:07] 7oka
    the ratings Octuple Crown!
    Which would be appropriate.
[02:10] Sign
    Ratings Octuple Crown
[02:14] 7mori
    And if we get really good ratings,
    that'll mean a lot of new sponsors,
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (Run Down Building)
[02:17] 7mori
    and maybe the company will get to expand.
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (New Offices)
[02:19] 7mori
    I bet we end up with
    thirty affiliate stations!
[02:22] 7oka
    We're the perennial runners-up,
[02:24] Sign
    Major Network
[02:24] 7oka
    but this'll make us number one
    among the major networks!
[02:28] 7oka
    I like it!
[02:30] 7oka
    Nanayama, marry that Kraken!
[02:32] 7yama
    Uh, why? Please don't make
    calls like that for me!
[02:35] 7yama
    I haven't even sorted my feelings out yet!
[02:37] 7oka
    No, I'm making the call!
    That's what I'll say.
[02:40] 7oka
    From here on out, you're the
    Big Mommy of a big family!
[02:43] 7yama
    Big Mommy?
[02:44] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[02:46] 7oka
    Our new family reality TV
    show is about to launch!
[02:50] 7oka
    Nanayama, we wish you happiness!
[02:52] 7yama
    Seriously, these things have crazy suction.
[02:55] 7yama
    They're gonna rip my face off.

Season 3

E23 - Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #23 Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
[00:16] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's Expedition Crew,
[00:18] 7oka
    and we've finally tracked
    down a legendary monster!
[00:21] 7oka
    Those are the massive, and also numerous,
    members of the Kraken family!
[00:25] Cyclops
    Yeah, no!
[00:27] Cyclops
    No filming without permission!
[00:30] 7oka
    You guys again?!
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
[00:33] 7oka
    We're trying to film a show here! Butt out!
[00:34] Cyclops
    We're part of an organization that
    was founded last year to protect
[00:39] Cyclops
    the likeness rights of
    supernatural creatures.
[00:41] Cyclops
    It's called the Natural Society for the
    Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures,
SIGN    Natural Society for the Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures
[00:45] Cyclops
    or for short...
[00:47] Cyclops
    NASLAC.
[00:48] 7oka
    NASLAC?
[00:50] Cyclops
    Kraken here is protected under NASLAC,
SIGN    Contract
[00:54] Cyclops
    so if you want to film him, you've gotta
    fork over the fee for his likeness.
[00:57] 7oka
    You can't just make up rules like that!
    Nobody told us about them!
[01:02] Cyclops
    He's a big name, too,
    so it's not gonna be cheap.
[01:06] Cyclops
    And for the record, the fee only
    covers a single TV appearance.
[01:11] Cyclops
    That means no reruns, no DVD releases,
    and no Internet streaming!
SIGN    Reruns
SIGN    DVD Release
SIGN    Streaming
[01:16] Cyclops
    You can't play it on a TV
    in a restaurant or bar,
SIGN    Restaurants
SIGN    Bars
SIGN    School Lessons
[01:18] Cyclops
    or use it for educational
    purposes in schools, either!
[01:21] Cyclops
    Any of that will come with an additional
    charge, so keep that in mind.
SIGN    Additional Charge
[01:25] Cyclops
    If you want your scoop,
[01:28] Cyclops
    you're gonna have to agree to these terms
    before you get that camera rolling, got it?
[01:33] 7oka
    All right, we're not doing the shoot, then.
[01:35] 7oka
    Thanks anyway!
[01:37] Cyclops
    Wait, you're not?
[01:38] 7oka
    Well, we can't pay for all that.
[01:40] Cyclops
    Wait... hang on a sec.
    You guys are just the crew.
[01:42] Cyclops
    Don't you, like, need to talk to your bosses?
[01:45] 7oka
    Our bosses wouldn't even pay for our ransom!
[01:48] 7oka
    It'd be a waste of breath.
[01:51] Cyclops
    Uh, w-well... in that case, why not film me?
[01:56] Cyclops
    I've waived my likeness rights,
    so it's all-you-can-film, for free!
[01:59] Cyclops
    You can even do reruns and whatnot!
[02:01] 7oka
    You guys aren't gonna get us any ratings!
[02:03] 7oka
    You're boring.
[02:05] Cyclops
    How can you look at me and use that word?!
[02:08] Cyclops
    I'm photogenic as all get out!
[02:09] Cyclops
    I look a lot better on TV than any of those
    one-hit wonder comedians you always see!
[02:14] 7mori
    Captain, I've never even heard
    of this committee of his.
[02:17] 7mori
    I don't think we have to worry
    about this likeness stuff.
[02:18] 7mori
    Let's just get Mr. Fujinami to kick
    their butts, and keep filming!
[02:22] 7oka
    I had the same idea, which is why I've been
    sending out messenger pigeons to him,
[02:26] 7oka
    but I've gotten no response at all!
[02:28] 7mor
    Maybe he's out on tour?
SIGN    Himeji Castle
[02:35] 7oka
    Hey! We'll never agree to respect
    these likeness rights conditions!
[02:38] 7oka
    We're gonna film the Kraken
    whether you like it or not!
[02:41] Cyclops
    Go ahead and try it.
[02:44] Cyclops
    Without Mr. Fujinami, you guys are nothing.
[02:48] Cyclops
    You'll see how scary it can be
    if you go up against NASLAC.

Season 3

E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #24 Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
[00:15] Sign
    Contract
[00:17] 7oka
    Will we be able to defeat the mysterious
    organization known as NASLAC
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
SIGN    Kraken
[00:20] 7oka
    and obtain footage of the Kraken?
[00:26] 7oka
    This size difference is a little too much.
    What am I supposed to do here?
[00:29] 7mori
    I have something that might work.
[00:31] 7mori
    Want to try it?
[00:32] 7oka
    What is it?
[00:34] Label sign
    Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
[00:35] 7mori
    It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
    the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
[00:35] Sign
    Firework
[00:39] 7mori
    I was working on the live
    broadcast of the festivities
[00:42] 7mori
    and got it as a memento.
[00:44] 7mori
    Let's toss it at him and blow
    their whole organization up!
[00:50] 7oka
    It's worth a shot.
[00:52] 7mori
    I'll get the camera rolling.
    You throw it, Captain.
[00:55] 7oka
    I've gotta do it?
[00:55] 7mori
    Yes.
[00:56] 7oka
    Seems dangerous...
[00:57] 7mori
    Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
[00:58] 7mori
    Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
[01:01] 7oka
    Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
    you guys out right now!
[01:05] Cyclops
    What could you possibly do
    without Mr. Fujinami's help?
[01:08] 7oka
    We may not have him, but you can have this!
[01:13] 7oka
    We might have no budget, but with a
    fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
[01:17] Both
    Four, five, six—
[01:19] Both
    Go, Nanana!
[01:23] Cyclops
    Hey, i-it's headed this way!
[01:25] Cyclops
    Whoa, s-stop it!
[01:30] Cyclops
    Huh?
[01:32] 7oka
    Hey, what happened?
[01:34] 7mori
    I don't see the firework.
[01:35] 7oka
    Where'd it go?
[01:38] 7yama
    What kind of aim was that?
[01:48] 7mori
    Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
[01:51] 7oka
    I probably should have warmed up first.
[01:56] 7yama
    You didn't go through that
    Maeda Kenta routine first?
[01:58] 7oka
    Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
[02:02] 7oka
    And so, our attempt to score big ratings
    ended with nothing to show for it.
[02:07] 7oka
    But as long as mysterious
    creatures lurk in this world,
[02:09] 7oka
    TV Nanana's expedition will continue!
[02:12] 7yama
    Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
[02:16] Cyclops
    Hey!
[02:17] Cyclops
    You guys know I'm rarer
    than most cryptids, right?
[02:21] Cyclops
    Why won't you put me on your show?!
[02:23] Cyclops
    I already waived my likeness
    rights and everything!
[02:26] 7oka
    You just don't look like
    you'd get any ratings!
[02:29] Cyclops
    What about if, after you drain one of
    those lakes, you find me in there?
[02:33] 7oka
    You've got no impact.
[02:34] Cyclops
    I'm very impactful!
[02:36] Cyclops
    You could use a bunch of me.
[02:37] 7oka
    For starters, drop this freelance
    thing and get some representation.
[02:41] Cyclops
    In that case, let me join
    Watanabe Productions.
[02:43] 7oka
    If you join, you'd better pay your
    respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
[02:46] 7oka
    All the new talent has to go
    through his workshop first.
[02:50] Cyclops
    Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
[02:53] 7oka
    The end!
[02:53] 7oka
    The End
[02:54] Cyclops
    What kind of ending is this?