# Season 3
# E1 - Wacky TV Ships Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR5PWDDGR/wacky-tv-ships-out)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #1 Wacky TV Ships Out!
**[00:16] Sign/Narration**
TV Nanana's expedition crew takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana's expedition crew
***SIGN*** takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
**[00:20] 7oka**
A new what?
**[00:21] 7mori**
We're really doing this?
**[00:22] Sign/Narration**
The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
***SIGN*** On the trail of the Kraken!
***SIGN*** The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
**[00:24] Sign/Narration**
On the trail of the Kraken!
**[00:27] Narration**
The Kraken is a massive sea creature whose
sightings date back to the middle ages.
**[00:32] Narration**
It is spotted occasionally in
the seas of Northern Europe.
**[00:35] Narration**
It is a violent oceanic tyrant
responsible for sinking countless ships
**[00:40] Narration**
and gobbling up their crews,
down to the last sailor!
**[00:43] Narration**
And the time has come to discover the
truth about this enigmatic beast!
***SIGN*** Hunt the Kraken!
**[00:49] 7oka**
I don't wanna do that.
**[00:49] 7mori**
That's the last thing I wanna do.
**[00:51] 7oka**
Sounds scary!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:53] Narrator**
Meanwhile, here at TV Nanana,
**[00:56] Narrator**
the situation is more dire than ever before!
**[01:00] Narrator**
There's the fact that young
people are watching less TV,
***SIGN*** Less TV viewership
***SIGN*** Lower ratings
**[01:02] Narrator**
the loss of ratings,
***SIGN*** Reduced ad take
**[01:03] Narrator**
shrinking ad revenue...
**[01:06] Narrator**
Then there's the disinterest
in our original programming,
***SIGN*** Unique content
***SIGN*** Self-deprecation
**[01:09] Narrator**
along with people becoming tired
of our self-deprecating humor!
**[01:14] 7oka**
Man, if people don't like
self-mocking jokes...
**[01:16] 7oka**
That's bad news for us.
**[01:17] 7yama**
That's basically our whole shtick.
**[01:18] 7mori**
Right.
**[01:19] Narrator**
However! If we can find the Kraken,
our company will be saved!
***SIGN*** The hunt for higher ratings!
**[01:26] 7oka**
I guess ratings are all that matter, huh?
**[01:28] 7yama**
So... when do you think
Mr. Fujinami will show up this time?
**[01:31] 7oka**
The thing is, he's not exactly
bringing in the numbers.
**[01:34] 7yama**
He's not?!
**[01:35] 7yama**
He's not getting our numbers up? But he's
had two guest appearances already.
**[01:38] 7oka**
It's mostly just because
we like having him on.
**[01:40] Narrator**
Their destination: the mysterious stretch
of sea said to be the home of the Kraken,
**[01:44] Narrator**
the Banana Triangle!
***SIGN*** Banana Triangle
***SIGN*** Banana Triangle
**[01:47] Narrator**
Will they survive the experience?
**[01:51] Narrator**
If they can make it back alive,
it'll be a real bargain!
**[01:53] Narrator**
Hang tough, expedition crew!
**[01:55] 7oka**
"A real bargain"?
**[01:55] 7mori**
What the?
**[01:56] 7oka**
Is the bargain... our lives?
**[01:58] narration**
Onward to historical achievements!
***SIGN*** Onward to historical achievements!
**[01:59] narration**
Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
***SIGN*** Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
**[02:01] narration**
Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
***SIGN*** Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
**[02:04] 7yama**
That's asking for a whole lot.
**[02:06] Narration**
The TV Nanana series will be
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[02:08] Narration**
dedicating all their resources
on an unprecedented scale...
***SIGN*** dedicating all their resources
on an unprecedented scale!
**[02:12] Narration**
with six stations across the country!
***SIGN*** Six stations across the country
**[02:14] 7yama**
Not many...
**[02:15] Narration**
The number one anticipated
mini-runtime series this season!
***SIGN*** The number one anticipated
mini-runtime series this season
**[02:18] 7yama**
"Mini-runtime"?
**[02:20] Narration**
Hunt down the giant octopus
known as the Kraken!
***SIGN*** Hunting down the legendary giant octopus, the Kraken!
**[02:23] Narration**
Don't miss it!
***SIGN*** Don't miss it!
**[02:26] 7oka**
Boss? Boss!
**[02:28] Vending machine sign**
Food Selection
**[02:28] 7oka**
What's this stuff about an octopus?
**[02:31] 7guchi**
Remember how public broadcasting
**[02:33] 7guchi**
did that special on the giant squid,
and it got good ratings?
**[02:36] 7guchi**
Well, if they're doing a
squid, we'll do an octopus!
**[02:39] 7guchi**
We'll use the octopus to grab higher ratings
**[02:39] Sign**
Employee cafeteria
**[02:41] 7guchi**
and reinvigorate this mess of a company!
**[02:45] 7oka**
That's pretty simplistic thinking...
**[02:47] 7guchi**
I don't care how small your budget is!
Get me that Kraken footage!
**[02:50] 7guchi**
Four! Five! Six!
**[02:52] 7guchi**
Go, Nanana!
**[02:55] 7yama**
I gotta say, I'm not feeling this season, either.
# E2 - Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRKE0773R/voyage-on-the-good-ship-cost-performance)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 2 Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
**[00:16] 7oka**
The expedition crew boarded
a boat prepared by the station
**[00:18] 7oka**
and headed toward dangerous waters.
**[00:21] 7oka**
This boat apparently has three
lavish meals a day, open-air bathing,
***SIGN*** Super affordable!
***SIGN*** Enjoy a voyage on a chartered boat!
**[00:21] Brochure signs**
Three meals a day Open air-bathing All you can drink
**[00:24] 7oka**
and all the free drinks you want.
**[00:27] 7oka**
But that's a load of crap!
**[00:29] 7oka**
The three meals are all squid,
***SIGN*** Three meals a day
**[00:32] 7oka**
and the bath is a vinyl kiddie
pool with a bucket of seawater!
***SIGN*** Open-air bathing
**[00:35] 7yama**
Smells gross.
**[00:36] 7oka**
Plus the captain is drunk 24/7...
***SIGN*** Captain
**[00:40] 7yama**
So the captain is the one who
can drink as much as he wants?
**[00:43] 7oka**
Man, the station screwed us over again!
**[00:45] 7oka**
Let's cancel and head back.
**[00:47] 7yama**
Nah, I doubt that'd work. It's too late.
**[00:50] 7oka**
What makes you say that?
**[00:53] 7yama**
I mean, do you see any way out of this?
**[00:55] 7oka**
Huh?
**[00:59] 7oka**
Hey, Nanayama. Go get eaten. Act as bait.
**[01:02] 7yama**
What are you talking about?
**[01:03] 7oka**
I mean, they should mellow out a little
after eating one of us, right?
**[01:07] 7oka**
Just... jump in its mouth!
**[01:08] 7yama**
But... But why?
**[01:10] 7oka**
We can use that chance to escape. Go on.
**[01:13] 7yama**
So you'd just be running away?
**[01:15] Captain**
Y'all leave them boys to me!
**[01:18] Captain**
I'm fixin' to show you boys
what a real sailor can do!
**[01:21] Captain**
Keep them eyes peeled—
**[01:24] 7oka**
He's totally red-faced.
**[01:26] Captain**
I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
and he was was bros with Toba Shichiro!
**[01:30] Captain**
So we're gonna be... okay!
**[01:32] 7oka**
Wait, what? Brothers in what sense?
**[01:35] Captain**
Okay, left!
**[01:37] Captain**
And right!
**[01:38] Captain**
And left... is a fake-out for a right!
**[01:42] Captain**
And then up we go!
**[01:44] 7yama**
It's like drunken kung fu.
**[01:45] 7oka**
Wait, was he getting hammered on purpose?
**[01:47] 7mori**
I guess the station wasn't
just looking at the price.
**[01:49] 7mori**
They knew the captain had serious
skills when they chartered this boat!
**[01:53] 7oka**
That has to be it!
**[01:55] 7oka**
With this guy as our captain, we should
be able to make it through anything!
**[01:59] 7yama**
Man, he's really picking up the pace.
**[02:01] 7yama**
These are some tricky moves.
**[02:02] 7oka**
Maybe the captain's on a roll.
**[02:05] Captain**
A little wave like this ain't nothin'!
**[02:10] 7oka**
Whoa, whoa, close one!
**[02:11] 7mori**
Careful now!
**[02:12] 7oka**
Cutting it close, Captain!
**[02:13] Captain**
Nah, nah, nah!
**[02:15] 7yama**
Hey, it's that thing from the *Titanic*!
**[02:18] 7oka**
Wait, is he gonna...
**[02:19] Captain**
Upsy-daisy!
**[02:21] 7oka**
He dodged it!
**[02:23] 7oka**
This is is an amazing
cost-performance ratio.
**[02:25] 7oka**
With this boat, we should be able to get to
the Banana Triangle even with no budget!
***SIGN*** A Focus on Cost-Performance
**[02:30] 7oka**
All right!
**[02:32] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:33] 7oka**
Four! Five! Six!
**[02:33] 7yama**
Four... Five... Six...
**[02:33] 7mori**
Four? Five? Six?
**[02:36] 7oka**
Go, Nana—
**[02:38] 7oka**
Huh?
**[02:41] 7oka**
Captain?
**[02:42] Captain**
Y'all leave this to me!
**[02:45] Captain**
I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
and he's bros with Toba Shichiro!
**[02:50] Captain**
So this'll be no—
**[02:52] 7yama**
So... second episode's the last episode?
**[02:55] 7yama**
What's gonna happen next week?
# E3 - Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G68DE0056/staying-healthy-with-the-unmotivated-adventurers)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 3 Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
**[00:16] 7oka**
Having been swallowed by a whale,
**[00:18] 7oka**
the expedition crew was
looking for a way to escape.
**[00:21] 7oka**
What is up with the insides
of whales? Where's the exit?
**[00:25] Fukuda**
Hey, welcome to the inside of the whale!
**[00:28] Fukuda**
Wait a minute... You guys
are from TV Nanana!
**[00:32] Fukuda**
You filming on location or what?
**[00:33] 7yama**
Who are you?
**[00:34] 7mori**
Wait, look closer!
**[00:36] 7mori**
Isn't that Dafuku-senpai, who went missing?
**[00:39] Fukuda**
Yeah, to tell you the truth, we were trying to film a new Hero Shichihiko season,
***SIGN*** Director of "Hero Shichihiko"
Dafuku-senpai
**[00:43] Fukuda**
but we ended up getting
swallowed by this whale.
**[00:45] Fukuda**
And we just kept getting delayed.
**[00:49] Fukuda**
The inside of a whale is pretty complex,
so there's no way we're getting out.
**[00:52] Fukuda**
So instead of filming the new season,
we decided to live in here.
**[00:56] 7yama**
That's adapting fast.
**[00:57] Fukuda**
You boys oughta move in, too.
It's pretty cool!
**[01:00] 7oka**
You can live inside a whale?
**[01:02] Fukuda**
Of course!
**[01:03] Fukuda**
You wanna see my awesome pad?
**[01:05] Fukuda**
Come along, check it out.
**[01:08] Fukuda**
Here we are. This is where I live.
**[01:12] 7oka**
You live here?
**[01:13] Fukuda**
I figured I might as well enjoy
my life inside a whale,
**[01:16] Fukuda**
so after a few renovations
with the design team,
**[01:18] Sign**
W h a l e L a n d
***SIGN*** Health Center
**[01:19] Fukuda**
it ended up turning into a health spa.
**[01:21] 7mori**
A health spa?!
**[01:22] 7oka**
Wouldn't that piss the whale off?
**[01:25] Fukuda**
We've got all kinds of
different saunas inside.
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Finnish
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Dry
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Mist
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Foot Massage
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Deep Scrub
**[01:26] Signs; left to right**
Hot Stone Massage
**[01:29] Fukuda**
We offer a large group bath and a cold
bath, too, along with foot massages,
**[01:34] Fukuda**
deep scrubs, hot stone massages,
and a break room you can nap in.
**[01:38] 7oka**
Damn, he actually gets music
acts to perform in this place.
**[01:38] Sign**
Donretsu
**[01:38] Sign**
Special Concert
**[01:41] 7yama**
Here's hoping no one goes missing.
**[01:43] Fukuda**
Fresh food is constantly floating in, so we
never have to worry about what to eat.
**[01:48] Fukuda**
Not only that, but lately, TVs, game systems,
**[01:50] Fukuda**
cell phones, and Wi-Fi routers end up in here,
too, so there's plenty of entertainment.
**[01:55] Fukuda**
In the whale, you leisurely relax
at the sauna, eat something tasty,
**[01:59] Fukuda**
knock back a few drinks,
play some games, and go to bed.
**[02:01] Fukuda**
And every day is like that!
**[02:03] Fukuda**
No commuting, no quotas to hit, no overtime,
and no harassment from your bosses!
**[02:08] 7oka**
Sounds nice.
**[02:10] Fukuda**
I have absolutely no desire to
go back to working in television.
**[02:14] Fukuda**
If you like, you guys can hit up the sauna.
**[02:17] Fukuda**
Heck, you can live in here with us!
**[02:19] (Flashback) Fukuda**
You can live here... live here... live here...
**[02:20] Sign**
Freedom from chasing ratings
**[02:25] 7oka**
Thank you for having us!
**[02:26] 7yama**
Aw, come on, let's get back to the shoot.
**[02:28] 7yama**
The boss is gonna be mad if
we don't land that scoop.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Who cares if he gets mad or not?
**[02:33] 7oka**
I'm done being a slave to ratings.
**[02:35] 7oka**
From now on, I'm living at this spa!
**[02:38] 7oka**
All right, which sauna to use?
**[02:41] 7oka**
It'd be dumb to start with the
cold one and be all like, "Brrr!"
**[02:45] 7yama**
Um, Captain, could you at least
cover up with a towel first?
**[02:49] 7yama**
You keep slipping into my line of sight.
**[02:51] 7oka**
So look at it.
**[02:52] 7mori**
No, no. None of that, please.
**[02:54] 7oka**
Really, look.
**[02:55] 7yama**
No one wants to see a banana's banana.
**[02:56] 7oka**
Look at it.
# E4 - A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVDVQQXY/a-slice-of-heaven-blissing-out-inside-a-whale)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 4 A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
**[00:17] 7oka**
*Inside the body of a sperm whale,*
**[00:19] Sign**
Whale Land
**[00:19] Sign**
Health Center
**[00:20] 7oka**
* we find a place of healing for TV production*
* staff: the Whale Land Health Center.*
**[00:28] 7oka**
* This time around, we'll be*
* recovering from the exhaustion*
**[00:31] 7oka**
* of location scouting in*
* this particular sauna.*
***SIGN*** Sauna Instructor
Dafuku-senpai
**[00:37] Fukuda**
It's time to begin the Löyly.
**[00:40] 7oka**
* Löyly refers to a type of*
* Finnish sauna treatment.*
**[00:46] 7oka**
*The heated breeze generated*
**[00:48] 7oka**
* by a skilled technician creates*
* a refreshing type of perspiration.*
***SIGN*** Löyly
***SIGN*** HEAT
**[00:54] 7yama**
This Löyly stuff is kind
of a pain on the face.
**[01:01] 7oka**
*After the sauna,*
**[01:03] 7oka**
*it's time for a dip in the mineral-rich
seawater bath to cool off our heated bodies.*
***SIGN*** Seawater Bath
**[01:09] 7oka**
I had no idea a trip to the
sauna could feel so good!
**[01:14] 7oka**
* Down here, there's no need*
* for filming on location,*
***SIGN*** Locations
**[01:17] {Sign**
*no worrying about ratings,*
***SIGN*** Ratings
**[01:20] {sign**
*no complaints from viewers,*
***SIGN*** Complaints
**[01:23] {sign**
*no overnight editing marathons,*
***SIGN*** Working late
**[01:26] {sign**
*and no power harassment from the boss!*
***SIGN*** Harassment
**[01:28] 7oka**
*It's pure bliss.*
**[01:31] 7oka**
* What is this feeling of ecstasy?*
* This feeling of satisfaction?*
**[01:37] 7oka**
*Is this what they mean*
**[01:40] 7oka**
* when they say saunas can take you*
* to a state of supreme bliss?*
**[01:45] 7oka**
*Here we go... Here it comes...*
**[01:49] 7oka**
*This is it! This is it! Here we go!*
**[01:55] 7oka**
*I'm blissing out!*
**[01:55] Sign**
Blissing Out
**[02:01] 7oka**
*Boss, thanks for everything.*
**[02:04] 7oka**
* Good luck with the low ratings*
* until your job wraps up.*
**[02:07] 7oka**
*Because I'm spending the rest of my life...*
**[02:10] 7oka**
*enjoying my life!*
**[02:13] 7guchi**
Damn it, Nanaoka!
What are you talking about?
**[02:17] 7oka**
M-My imaginary boss just talked!
***SIGN*** Producer
Nanaguchi
**[02:20] 7guchi**
A sauna feels good because you visit it after
doing your job and working up a good sweat!
**[02:26] 7guchi**
You've barely done squat so far!
**[02:29] 7oka**
S-Sorry, sir!
**[02:30] 7guchi**
Until you get us that scoop
and win the ratings Triple Crown,
**[02:34] 7guchi**
you're banned from the sauna!
**[02:36] Sign**
Sauna
Ban
**[02:37] 7guchi**
Now, get back to work!
**[02:39] 7oka**
Y-Yessir!
**[02:40] 7guchi**
I've always got my eye on you!
**[02:43] 7oka**
That's rough!
**[02:47] 7oka**
Huh?
**[02:48] 7oka**
Man, I was blissing out,
and now it's ruined!
**[02:53] 7oka**
Maybe the boss should take a trip to the
sauna himself every now and then. Jeez!
# E5 - Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRP54JJVR/defend-with-your-lives-the-mini-golden-time-slot)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 5 Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
**[00:16] 7oka**
*Having blissed out in the sauna,*
**[00:18] 7oka**
* we then sought our escape from*
* the inside of the whale.*
**[00:22] 7oka**
Hey, there it is!
**[00:24] 7oka**
That must be the blowhole!
**[00:26] 7oka**
We'll do it old-school and ride out
when the whale shoots its water spout.
**[00:30] 7oka**
All right!
***SIGN*** Pepper
**[00:32] 7oka**
There you go! Have some of that!
**[00:34] 7oka**
Come on, come on!
**[00:35] 7oka**
Got one huge sneeze coming right up!
**[00:40] 7oka**
You guys aren't the ones who
are supposed to sneeze...
**[00:44] 7mori**
Captain, send it up there, please. Up there!
**[00:47] 7mori**
Oh, no! The pepper got into the engine,
and now the boat won't move.
**[00:51] 7mori**
If we don't do something,
we're gonna be digested,
**[00:53] ---**
Lungs
**[00:53] ---**
Stomach
**[00:53] ---**
Anus
**[00:54] 7mori**
and we'll be exiting through the anus.
**[00:56] 7oka**
If we go out through the anus,
**[00:56] ---**
Stomach
**[00:56] ---**
Anus
**[00:57] 7oka**
wouldn't that make us whale... y'know? Damn!
**[01:02] 7yama**
If that happens, I don't know if they'll
want to air this during dinnertime.
**[01:07] 7mori**
And after we landed a time
slot in Golden Time...
**[01:10] 7mori**
It'd be such a shame if
we got taken off the air.
**[01:13] 7oka**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:15] 7yama**
What's he doing now?
**[01:18] 7mori**
Oh, that's Löyly from the sauna!
***SIGN*** Löyly
**[01:20] 7mori**
He's trying to move the air
to send the pepper flying!
**[01:23] 7yama**
Oh, so that's it.
**[01:25] 7oka**
I don't care if we're
only on for five minutes!
**[01:27] 7oka**
We got this slot during Golden Time,
and I'm going to defend it!
**[01:31] 7oka**
Golden Time! Golden Time!
No one's taking our spot!
**[01:36] 7yama**
The pepper's starting to drift upwards!
**[01:38] 7oka**
How's that?! That's Nanalöyly—
the Nanaoka method of heat dispersion!
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:42] Sign**
Nanalöyly
**[01:43] 7oka**
Pepper, rise high!
**[01:46] 7mori**
Captain, spin it faster. Get the air going.
**[01:48] 7yama**
Come on, Captain,
swing that thing! Get it going!
**[01:49] 7oka**
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:52] 7yama**
That's nowhere near enough air.
**[01:54] 7oka**
Look, I'm working on it!
**[01:55] 7yama**
Still not looking good.
**[01:55] 7oka**
Up we go, come on, come on, come on!
**[01:57] 7yama**
That's not gonna get the pepper high enough.
**[01:59] 7oka**
Here we go, here we go,
here we go, here we go!
**[02:00] 7yama**
Damn, man, you suck. That's way too slow.
**[02:03] 7oka**
Hey, shut up! No one asked you, Nanayama!
**[02:06] 7yama**
This is why you never get promoted.
**[02:08] 7oka**
All right, I've had enough of you.
**[02:09] 7oka**
Gimme your peel, then.
I'm gonna start up a Double Löyly.
**[02:14] 7oka**
Round and round and round!
**[02:17] 7oka**
Go, go, pepper, fly!
**[02:20] 7yama**
Gently, please.
You're gonna rip it otherwise.
**[02:26] 7yama**
Hey, we're out.
**[02:29] 7oka**
Hell yeah! My Double Löyly did the trick!
**[02:32] 7oka**
We've successfully defended
our time slot in Golden Time!
**[02:35] 7mori**
That's a relief!
**[02:37] 7oka**
And no one is ever taking this spot over!
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:40] Sign**
Golden Time
**[02:41] 7oka**
Let's do it!
**[02:42] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:42] 7yama**
Here we go.
**[02:42] 7mori**
All righty...
**[02:44] 7oka**
Budget or not, we'll manage!
**[02:44] 7mori**
Budget... or not? We'll... manage?
**[02:44] 7yama**
Budget or not... we'll manage.
**[02:48] 7oka**
Four, five, six—
**[02:48] 7yama**
Four, five, six—
**[02:48] 7mori**
Four... five... six—
**[02:55] 7yama**
Good work today.
# E6 - Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYDKP33Z6/super-deluxe--5g-communications)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 6 Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
**[00:16] 7oka**
The boat's engine is busted!
**[00:19] 7oka**
We'd better call for a rescue team to save us!
**[00:22] 7oka**
Gimme your cell phone!
**[00:23] 7yama**
The network's been doing so poorly that
**[00:25] 7yama**
they canceled service for all
the employee phones, remember?
**[00:28] 7oka**
You'd think that'd be one of
the last things they'd get rid of!
**[00:31] 7oka**
How are we supposed to contact anyone?
**[00:34] Sign/7guchi**
You guys doing well?
That chartered ship I arranged is pretty good, right?
I made a point to get one with a good cost/performance ratio.
From Nanaguchi
**[00:35] Sign/7guchi**
*You guys doing well?*
**[00:37] 7oka**
It's from the boss!
**[00:38] Sign/7guchi**
* That chartered ship I arranged*
* is pretty good, right?*
**[00:41] Sign/7guchi**
* I made a point to get one with*
* a good cost/performance ratio.*
**[00:44] 7oka**
Doesn't seem like a good choice to me.
**[00:46] 7mori**
Especially considering the engine trouble.
**[00:48] 7guchi**
What? There's engine trouble?
**[00:51] 7yama**
He responded already.
**[00:52] 7guchi**
Don't you dare do anything
dumb like call for a rescue team!
**[00:55] 7guchi**
You boys don't have any
kind of accident insurance,
**[00:58] 7guchi**
so if you call a rescue chopper,
**[01:00] 7guchi**
it's gonna cost an arm and a leg...
**[01:03] 7guchi**
which will mean instant bankruptcy
for a tiny TV station like ours!
**[01:06] 7oka**
He could've at least gotten
us some insurance...
**[01:08] 7guchi**
By the way, you have no international
travel insurance either,
**[01:12] 7guchi**
so if you get sick or injured,
you'll have to tough it out!
**[01:16] 7guchi**
My throat hurts.
**[01:17] 7mori**
I think I'm coming down with something.
**[01:19] 7guchi**
Now, then...
**[01:22] 7mori**
Gotta feel sorry for the pigeon
that was made to deliver this one.
**[01:22] Sign**
Now, then...
**[01:26] 7guchi**
Due to the business difficulty
that TV Nanana is experiencing,
**[01:30] 7guchi**
we will be using these messenger pigeons
instead of cell phones for communications,
**[01:34] 7guchi**
in order to cut back on expenditures.
**[01:37] 7oka**
Can we seriously get a hold
of anyone with these things?
**[01:40] 7guchi**
And you fools better not
take these pigeons lightly!
**[01:43] 7guchi**
They're an elite flock of service animals,
given top-level training by first-in-field breeders!
**[01:48] Sign**
Niinuma
**[01:49] 7guchi**
We're talking real brand-name birds, and each
one costs 50,000 yen, so be careful with them.
**[01:50] Sign**
Top Grade Messenger Pigeon
**[01:53] 7mori**
50,000 a pigeon?!
**[01:55] 7yama**
That'd pay for a phone.
**[01:58] 7yama**
Man, reading these is kind of a drag.
**[02:00] 7guchi**
Aw, damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
**[02:04] 7mori**
Whoa, what the?
**[02:05] 7oka**
His tone changed all of a sudden.
**[02:07] 7guchi**
Things really suck when business is bad!
**[02:09] 7guchi**
No cell phones, no taxi fare,
**[02:11] 7guchi**
can't produce documents with color,
**[02:13] 7guchi**
and no entertainment budget at all!
**[02:16] 7guchi**
I've been forced to drink
at home because of it!
**[02:21] 7guchi**
Damn it!
**[02:23] 7oka**
He's just mad he has to
pay for his own booze.
**[02:24] 7mori**
Seriously.
**[02:26] 7guchi**
That being the case...
**[02:27] 7guchi**
you boys need to get footage of
this giant kraken, no matter what.
**[02:32] 7guchi**
If we get some decent ratings,
it'll mean better business for the company,
**[02:36] 7guchi**
and that'll mean taxi fare and entertainment
expenses will flow like wine!
**[02:43] 7guchi**
That is all. I'll be
praying for your success!
**[02:47] 7oka**
*And so, we started using messenger pigeons.*
**[02:51] 7mori**
It costs a ton to feed these guys, huh?
**[02:55] 7yama**
I'm pretty sure the phones
would've been cheaper.
# E7 - Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2434756/rescue-sea-sent-sos)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #7 Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
**[00:17] 7oka**
* With the boat's engine stopped,*
* we were left adrift on the sea.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
If this boat doesn't get moving, we're
not gonna get anywhere with the shoot.
**[00:24] 7mori**
You want to try hitching a ride?
**[00:26] 7mori**
First, we'll send up a smoke signal
so any nearby ships will notice us.
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
***SIGN*** Smoke Signal
**[00:31] 7mori**
Burning this smoked squid
should make for good smoke.
**[00:34] 7oka**
All right, let's burn it all!
**[00:36] 7oka**
Keep throwing stuff on there! We need smoke!
**[00:40] 7oka**
There!
**[00:41] 7oka**
Hey, this is pretty greasy.
I bet it'll burn great.
**[00:44] 7yama**
Captain. Captain.
**[00:45] 7oka**
What now?
**[00:46] 7yama**
Are you gonna burn that?
**[00:47] 7oka**
Well, we have to burn it,
or we won't have enough smoke.
**[00:49] 7yama**
Do you know what it is?
**[00:51] 7oka**
Quit interrupting me! You're such a pest.
**[00:52] 7yama**
Yeah, but...
**[00:52] 7oka**
Here we go!
**[00:53] 7yama**
No, no, it's... my peel.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Let go already!
**[00:57] 7yama**
Absolutely not. I only brought one with me.
**[01:00] 7oka**
It's yours, so it can go
in the fire! Now give it!
**[01:01] 7yama**
No, no... It's the only one I have...
**[01:03] 7oka**
Give it!
**[01:04] 7yama**
But it's good for all the warmer seasons...
**[01:04] 7oka**
Look, think of the situation. Get a clue.
**[01:05] 7yama**
I don't wanna.
**[01:07] 7mori**
Hey, Captain, there are a few
ships that noticed our signal!
**[01:11] 7oka**
Okay, looks like the smoke
signals did the job.
**[01:14] 7oka**
Now we use these to send out a
message requesting a rescue!
**[01:17] 7oka**
Ta-da!
**[01:19] 7oka**
Niinuma-brand messenger pigeons!
***SIGN*** Niinuma-Brand
Messenger Pigeons
**[01:22] 7oka**
They're the only method of communication
the company saw fit to give us.
**[01:26] 7oka**
Time to see what super fancy
messenger pigeons can really do!
**[01:29] 7oka**
Take our message to those boats!
**[01:31] 7oka**
We're counting on you!
**[01:32] 7yama**
Go, Niinuma!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Where the heck are they flying?
**[01:38] 7oka**
They're fighting instead of going anywhere!
**[01:40] 7mori**
I think all that squid smoke
must've upset them...
**[01:44] 7oka**
If they don't deliver our messages,
the boats are gonna ignore us and sail away!
**[01:49] 7mori**
Captain, look! One of them is
actually heading toward a boat!
**[01:54] 7oka**
Hey, you're right!
**[01:55] 7oka**
It's a bit shaky, but it's using its
unique strengths to charge ahead!
***SIGN*** Capitalizing on
Unique Strengths
**[01:58] 7oka**
That bird is just like TV Nanana!
**[02:01] 7oka**
There you go, TV Nanana!
You can do it! Come on!
**[02:10] 7mori**
The ship that got our message
is headed this way.
**[02:12] 7mori**
Looks like we'll be able to
hitch a ride after all! Yay!
**[02:15] 7oka**
You did a good job!
**[02:17] 7oka**
Even without cell phones...
**[02:19] Everybody**
We can manage with smoke
signals and pigeons!
**[02:22] Everybody**
Four, five, six, go Nanana!
**[02:26] 7oka**
Okay, let's score us a free ride.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Huh? What's with this boat?
**[02:38] 7mori**
Wait... Those are the pirates
that have been on the news lately.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Pirates?!
**[02:43] 7mori**
Why did you have to fly to the pirates?
**[02:46] 7oka**
You should've checked first,
damn slacker bird!
**[02:50] 7oka**
Using your unique strengths is great and all,
but you still need to get actual results!
**[02:55] 7oka**
How could you not get that? Sheesh!
# E8 - Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KEGE1G6/captured-terror-aboard-the-pirate-ship)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #8 Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
**[00:16] Boss**
We're the terrifying Redbeard Pirates.
***SIGN*** Redbeard Pirates
**[00:20] Boss**
We're just in this for the money, so as long
as your ransom gets paid, you can go free.
**[00:26] 7oka**
How much do you have on you?
**[00:27] 7mori**
I think my Pasmo card has
about 2,000 yen on it.
**[00:29] 7mori**
And I've got my QUO and T Cards, too.
**[00:30] 7yama**
Do you think they'll accept
the beef bowl coupon I have?
**[00:33] Boss**
You lot won't be paying. We're gonna
negotiate with your employer.
**[00:38] Boss**
And if they don't offer up a decent
ransom, you're all fish food.
**[00:46] Boss**
You're from a TV station, eh?
**[00:48] Boss**
Come to think of it, those folks who were
filming the giant squid were a big deal.
**[00:53] Boss**
Got plenty of ransom money for them.
**[00:55] 7oka**
That's because they're actually well-funded!
***SIGN*** Employee ID
***SIGN*** Expedition Crew
Director
Nanaoka
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
**[00:58] Boss**
Never even heard of TV Nanana.
**[01:01] Boss**
Must be some rinky-dink operation.
**[01:03] Boss**
Explains why you're out in
a rusty squid-fishing boat.
**[01:07] 7oka**
But did you know that it has three
**[01:09] 7oka**
complimentary meals a day
and open-air bathing?
**[01:11] Boss**
You poor saps probably
aren't worth the trouble.
**[01:14] Boss**
Into the sea you go.
**[01:16] 7oka**
N-Now, hold on a second!
**[01:17] 7oka**
It's true that we aren't a big organization,
**[01:20] 7oka**
but we're still a major, Tokyo-based
network with terrestrial broadcasts!
**[01:23] 7oka**
So could you maybe negotiate
with the home office?
**[01:25] Boss**
Don't lie to me, boy!
**[01:27] 7mori**
He's telling the truth, though.
**[01:30] 7oka**
Y'know that show where they drain the lake?
Or where they follow people home?
**[01:33] 7oka**
Those are ours!
**[01:35] Boss**
Never heard of them. What the hell's
entertaining about draining a lake?
**[01:39] Boss**
And if you follow somebody home,
that just makes you a stalker.
**[01:42] Boss**
Let's be rid of you, then. Right now.
**[01:44] 7oka**
You gotta spare us. Please.
**[01:45] 7mori**
We're begging you.
**[01:45] 7oka**
We're seriously a major network!
We broadcast ping pong and judo matches!
**[01:48] 7oka**
Come on!
**[01:48] 7mori**
Please.
**[01:49] 7yama**
Niinuma, save us.
**[01:52] Lackey**
Boss! I did a search, and it looks like
they really are a major network.
**[01:57] Boss**
You gotta be kidding me.
**[01:58] Boss**
TV Nanana
**[01:58] Boss**
a national TV network
**[01:58] Boss**
Giroppon 1-Chome
**[01:59] Boss**
"TV Nanana, a national TV network
located in Giroppon 1-Chome."
**[02:03] Boss**
It's true!
***SIGN*** All Affiliate Stations
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Nanana
Setouchi
**[02:04] Boss**
Says you've only got six affiliates,
though. That ain't much.
**[02:07] 7oka**
Wait, only six?
**[02:09] 7mori**
The smaller number helps
keep us flexible, though.
***SIGN*** All Affiliate Stations
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Tokyo Stock Exchange
**[02:11] 7oka**
Looks like you were doing well for a bit,
but your stock value's pretty low.
**[02:15] 7oka**
Must've been a drop in ratings causing
a lack of growth through ad revenue.
**[02:19] 7oka**
Plus, kids these days
don't bother with TV much,
**[02:23] 7oka**
so all the ad money's going to the Internet.
**[02:25] 7oka**
It's rough times for the TV biz.
**[02:28] 7yama**
You're oddly well-informed.
**[02:30] Boss**
Guess I'll fire off a
message to your president.
**[02:33] Boss**
We've got your precious employees.
**[02:36] Boss**
Prepare the ransom ASAP!
**[02:38] Boss**
From the pirates.
**[02:39] Boss**
There.
**[02:41] 7mori**
I'm glad we technically
qualify as a major network.
**[02:43] 7oka**
This is all thanks to our regional affiliates.
**[02:46] 7oka**
Thank you all for saving our lives!
***SIGN*** TV
Nanana
***SIGN*** Nanana
Kyushu
***SIGN*** Nanana
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Nanana
Aichi
***SIGN*** Nanana
Osaka
***SIGN*** Nanana
Setouchi
**[02:49] 7oka**
We hope we can continue to work
together as affiliates of TV Nanana!
**[02:53] 7oka**
Thank you!
**[02:55] 7yama**
All six of you.
# E9 - Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K2K9V6/streaming-shipboard-side-hustle-habits)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #9 Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The expedition crew are being*
* held hostage aboard a pirate ship.*
**[00:21] 7mori**
All of the crew on this ship
are doing weird stuff.
**[00:24] 7oka**
I bet they've gone nuts from a
little too much time at sea.
**[00:29] Boss**
They ain't actually that crazy.
**[00:32] Boss**
Most of them are 7tubers on the side.
**[00:34] Oka/Mori**
7tubers?
**[00:36] Boss**
They upload their videos to the video sharing
service "7tube" to earn a bit of extra cash.
**[00:42] Boss**
If any of the videos go viral,
that'll mean more views, and more pay.
**[00:47] Boss**
I've got a channel of my own.
**[00:50] Boss**
*Dun-dun! Hello, 7tube.*
**[00:53] Boss**
*It's me, the Pirate 7tuber, pirate boss!*
**[00:56] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[00:57] Boss**
These days, all pirates
are churning out content.
**[01:00] Boss**
7tube's too big a source
of revenue to ignore!
**[01:03] 7yama**
Everyone has two jobs nowadays...
**[01:06] Boss**
You lot are just sitting
around being hostages,
**[01:09] Boss**
so cook up some decent videos
and stick them on my channel.
**[01:13] Boss**
You're TV pros, so it oughta
be simple enough, right?
**[01:16] Boss**
And if you can boost my subscriber
count, I'll even lower your ransom.
**[01:21] 7mori**
Oh, nice! Captain, let's do it!
**[01:24] 7oka**
You're on! Time to show you amateurs
what professional production looks like.
***SIGN*** We threw the AD into a fridge
***SIGN*** * Don't try this at home, kids.
***SIGN*** We bathed the AD in squid ink
***SIGN*** *Don't try this at home, kids.
***SIGN*** We dangled the AD over some sharks
***SIGN*** *Don't try this at home, kids.
**[01:48] 7yama**
Uh, Captain, what the heck is all this?
**[01:51] 7yama**
Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?
**[01:53] 7oka**
Look, I don't really get it either,
**[01:56] 7oka**
but if you do crazy stunts, people
will watch your videos, right?
**[01:59] 7oka**
So we gotta do crazy stunts.
That oughta do it, right?
**[02:02] 7yama**
Yeah, but why am I the one doing them?
**[02:05] 7oka**
I mean, you look kinda like Hikakin, right?
**[02:08] 7yama**
I'll admit we have a similar
type of face, but...
**[02:10] 7yama**
Whoa, hey, stop lowering me! Stop that!
**[02:15] 7oka**
*We continued to upload challenge videos.*
***SIGN*** We tried playing Pop-up Pirate for real
***SIGN*** We tried to feed seagulls
**[02:19] 7yama**
Is this seriously good enough?
**[02:22] Boss**
Hold it right there!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** Channel Subscribers
**[02:24] Boss**
My subscriber count capsized after
you lot started uploading videos!
**[02:29] Boss**
What's the meaning of this?!
**[02:33] Boss**
And you boys actually
work at a major network?
**[02:35] 7oka**
Well, that's weird! What's up with that?
**[02:38] 7mori**
Uh, I think this is going to
make our ransom price go up.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Maybe we needed more extreme challenges?
**[02:44] 7yama**
It doesn't have to be all
meme-y challenges, y'know.
**[02:47] 7yama**
There are easier things, like "let's play" videos.
**[02:50] 7oka**
We're out of options! I guess
Nanayama has to be shark food!
**[02:53] ---**
Nanayama, go!
**[02:54] 7yama**
You already tried that
in the second episode.
# E10 - President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJNJMD6/president-a-hard-cash-negotiation)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #10 President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
**[00:19] Boss**
Time's up. Your company read the
ransom demand, but didn't respond.
**[00:26] Boss**
Off to the deep with you all, as agreed.
**[00:29] 7oka**
Employee lives are on the line,
**[00:30] 7oka**
and they cheaped out on the freaking ransom!
**[00:33] 7mori**
They shrank the cafeteria menu,
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
President
**[00:34] Eye sign**
Cheapo
**[00:35] 7mori**
banned color printing,
**[00:36] 7mori**
stopped comping taxis,
**[00:37] 7mori**
and now they won't even pay
our ransom?! Unbelievable!
**[00:40] 7oka**
Doesn't one of you have a
pocket knife or something?!
**[00:42] 7mori**
Not me.
**[00:43] Captain**
Hey, I got me one of these!
**[00:47] 7oka**
Oh, Captain, you're still here?
What's the button for?
**[00:50] Captain**
Time for this little gizmo to shine!
**[00:50] Sign**
Squid Fishing Boat
Remote Control Button
**[00:54] Captain**
It's gonna activate a fancy feature
I got hooked up on my boat!
**[01:00] 7oka**
Y'know, I was wondering what that
weird arm was supposed to be for.
**[01:00] ---**
Charter Fishing Boat
**[01:04] 7oka**
You're gonna maneuver that
thing to save us, huh?
**[01:09] 7oka**
Sounds good, Captain! Hit that thing!
**[01:11] 7mori**
Quick, please!
**[01:12] Captain**
All right, here we go!
**[01:13] Captain**
And a boop!
**[01:15] 7oka**
Oh, here it comes, here it comes!
**[01:17] 7oka**
Our trusted vessel's here to save us!
**[01:21] Captain**
That switched on the lights!
**[01:25] Captain**
That oughta make being dunked
a little less gloomy.
**[01:28] 7oka**
Who the hell asked for that?!
Would you look below us?!
**[01:31] 7oka**
Now that we stand out more,
all the sharks are eyeing us!
**[01:35] 7oka**
What were you thinking?!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Who chartered this useless
boat in the first place?!
**[01:40] 7oka**
Oh, come on, here come the sharks!
**[01:43] 7oka**
This is bad, real bad!
**[01:44] 7oka**
Prez! Prez, save us! Please!
**[01:45] 7mori**
Mr. President, please! Hurry!
**[01:45] 7oka**
Prez, you gotta save us!
**[01:47] 7mori**
Help!
**[01:48] 7yama**
Mommy!
**[01:49] 7oka**
Hang on... just wait...
**[01:50] 7mori**
We're doomed!
**[01:51] 7oka**
Oh, man! Oh, man, this is it! This is it!
**[01:56] Boss**
Your president finally replied.
**[01:59] Boss**
Ain't you lot lucky?
**[02:00] 7mori**
That was a close one...
**[02:02] 7mori**
I bet the president sold his stocks in
the company to raise the ransom money!
**[02:06] 7mori**
And in this economy, too!
Thank you so much, sir!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana
President
**[02:07] Eye sign**
Love
**[02:09] 7oka**
We're going to get that
scoop for you, I swear!
**[02:14] 7yama**
Prez...
**[02:15] 7oka**
I love you, Mr. President!
**[02:18] 7oka**
So, how much is he willing to pay?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Hey there!
I'm the president of TV Nanana.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** I would love to meet your demands, but...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
and earnings aren't where we'd like!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** We'll just write those three off.
**[02:35] 7oka**
Is that it?!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** We'll just write those three off.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
**[02:40] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** P.S.
We were told to lay some
people off, so this is a big help!
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
**[02:44] Boss (dialog)**
I kept trying to negotiate,
but he just wasn't biting.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
**[02:44] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
**[02:45] Stamp sign**
Thanks
a bunch!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** How about 2 mil?
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
**[02:46] Boss (dialog)**
You'd think a major network
would have some pride...
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** No, thank you!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000, then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 20,000, then.
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 200,000 then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** I'll pass!
***SIGN*** Pirate Boss
***SIGN*** 20,000, then.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana President And CEO
***SIGN*** Can't do it!
**[02:50] Boss (dialog)**
Don't look at me. It's your company's fault.
**[02:53] Boss (dialog)**
Got it?
**[02:54] 7yama**
Our bosses chose the worst
time to be consistent...
# E11 - Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW474JK6/arrival-a-rampaging-giant-lifeform)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 11 Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
**[00:16] Sign**
Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
**[00:22] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
**[00:24] 7oka**
And at long last, we've tracked down
the legendary creature of the deep!
**[00:28] 7oka**
That...
**[00:29] 7oka**
is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
**[00:32] Pirate**
I don't wanna die!
**[00:33] 7oka**
Hold on, cut, cut!
**[00:34] Pirate**
Mommy!
**[00:36] 7oka**
Stay out of the shot!
**[00:37] 7oka**
Get it rolling.
**[00:39] 7oka**
Okay, here we go!
**[00:41] 7oka**
That is the giant octopus—
**[00:43] Boss**
What in blue blazes is that abomination?!
**[00:45] 7oka**
Hey!
**[00:46] 7oka**
You're messing up the shot! Could you move?!
**[00:49] 7oka**
We're filming here. You need to back off.
**[00:51] 7mori**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[00:53] 7mori**
Captain, I can't move.
**[00:55] 7oka**
Come on, guys, don't bunch up like this!
**[00:57] 7oka**
We're chasing the ratings triple
crown here! Just let us shoot!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Wait, aren't these guys struggling 7Tubers?
**[01:03] Sign**
7Tuber
**[01:03] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[01:05] 7oka**
Hey, listen up, people!
**[01:07] 7oka**
Did you know that giant octopus
is supposed to be super rare?!
**[01:11] 7oka**
So instead of bunching up like this,
you should try and get closer!
**[01:15] 7oka**
I bet if you can upload a video of it,
it'll generate so much buzz
**[01:19] 7oka**
that you'll be inducted into
the ranks of the top 7Tubers!
**[01:19] Sign**
Pirate Boss
**[01:24] Pirates**
A top 7Tuber...
**[01:28] Pirates**
Kraken! Look this way!
**[01:31] Pirates**
Wow! It touched my leg!
**[01:33] Pirates**
It caught me!
**[01:35] Pirates**
Catch me, too!
**[01:37] 7yama**
That's ambition for you.
**[01:39] 7oka**
Some people will do anything for views.
**[01:43] 7oka**
Okay, if we can get this footage, it'll mean
the ratings triple crown for TV Nanana!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Get that camera rolling!
**[01:49] Sign**
Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
**[01:50] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
**[01:52] 7oka**
And that...
**[01:53] 7oka**
is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
**[01:57] 7oka**
We're gonna get the ratings
triple crown! We've done it!
**[02:01] 7oka**
Wait...
**[02:02] 7oka**
That's not an octopus. It's a squid.
**[02:05] Sign**
Squid
**[02:06] Captain**
Oh, that ain't the Kraken.
That's just one of them giant squids.
**[02:10] 7oka**
Giant squid?
**[02:12] Captain**
I reckon it was drawn to the boat's
special lights for squid fishing!
**[02:16] Captain**
I ain't seen one this big in a while!
**[02:21] Boss**
Wait, this is a squid?!
**[02:23] 7oka**
What the hell?!
**[02:25] 7oka**
Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant
squid on public broadcasting already!
**[02:28] 7oka**
This won't get us ratings!
**[02:30] 7oka**
Sorry, Mr. Pirate. This thing
isn't actually the Kraken.
**[02:33] Boss**
Wait, what about my views?!
**[02:36] 7oka**
I wouldn't get my hopes up.
**[02:41] Boss**
And I thought I'd finally be able
to make my living off of 7Tube...
**[02:44] Boss**
I was gonna call myself the the pirate king,
or "pirakin" for short!
**[02:48] 7oka**
* It seems our journey to find*
* the Kraken will continue.*
**[02:51] 7oka**
Aren't 7Tubers super popular anyway?
**[02:55] 7yama**
Seems really hard to get
anywhere doing it, though.
# E12 - Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4VK9R/eggplant-the-unrivaled-director)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** # 12 Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The fishing boat the*
* expedition crew was using*
**[00:18] 7oka**
* has washed up on a small*
* island after malfunctioning.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
"Welcome to Nanagashima,
the island where the Kraken lurks."
**[00:25] 7oka**
Say what?!
**[00:27] 7oka**
So the Kraken was hiding on this island?!
**[00:31] 7oka**
Let's leave the captain to repair the
boat and start scouting the island!
**[00:35] 7oka**
Hold on tight, boys!
**[00:39] 7mori**
Sorry, I'm just so hungry since we haven't
been catching a lot of squid lately...
**[00:43] 7yama**
Should we catch some fish first?
**[00:45] 7yama**
There's a bunch over there.
**[00:48] 7oka**
Well, they all look tasty!
**[00:50] 7oka**
Just leave this to me, the number one
survival show director in the industry!
**[00:54] 7oka**
Huh, I'm not catching any.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Feels like I'm about to
nail it, and then I miss.
**[00:58] 7oka**
Kinda like my career in TV.
**[01:00] 7yama**
Oh, I got another one.
**[01:02] 7yama**
It's like I get one every time I try.
**[01:03] 7yama**
Every time I try, I get one.
**[01:05] 7yama**
I can even manage with my eyes closed!
**[01:06] 7yama**
This is pretty easy.
**[01:07] Nasu**
Hey, hold it! What're you guys doing?!
**[01:12] Nasu**
Those fish are mine! Get your paws off!
**[01:16] Nasu**
Seriously, those aren't for you!
Give them back.
**[01:19] 7oka**
What's your problem?!
I caught it, so it's mine! Let go!
**[01:22] 7yama**
I actually caught it, though.
**[01:24] Nasu**
I caught these fish in the ocean,
and have been breeding them in this pond!
**[01:28] 7oka**
You can't do that! Who said you could do that?!
**[01:31] Nasu**
Give my fish back!
**[01:32] 7oka**
Let go!
**[01:33] Nasu**
Fine. I'll just have to resort to force.
**[01:36] 7oka**
Yeah, you want some?
**[01:38] Nasu**
I'm serious here, man!
**[01:39] Nasu**
I'll stab you!
**[01:41] 7oka**
Bring it on, then!
**[01:42] 7mori**
Hey, Captain!
**[01:43] 7oka**
What now?
**[01:44] 7mori**
This is a famous director from one of our
rival networks! They call him Nasubi D!
**[01:48] 7oka**
Nasubi D?
***SIGN*** Nasubi D
**[01:51] 7mori**
He's famous for pulling huge
ratings with survival shows!
**[01:55] 7mori**
He put his skills on display during
filming and caught huge fish with ease!
**[01:59] Nasu**
Got 'em!
**[02:02] 7mori**
He did stuff like biting into raw snails
**[02:04] 7mori**
and eating a bucket full of huge grubs!
**[02:06] 7mori**
He's an unrivaled director in the industry
when it comes to survival shows!
**[02:10] Sign**
Survivalist Director
**[02:10] 7oka**
Kinda feels like he's copying me...
**[02:12] 7mori**
There's no way a normal
director like you can compare!
**[02:17] 7yama**
For one thing, we're both major networks,
but look at the size of his staff.
**[02:21] 7oka**
One, two, three, four... fifteen?!
**[02:24] 7oka**
That's too many! It's easier to
get around with a smaller team!
**[02:27] 7mori**
Yuhi TV is a big company.
**[02:29] 7mori**
They've got 24 affiliate stations, too!
***SIGN*** 24 Affiliate Stations
**[02:32] 7oka**
Are you kidding?!
**[02:32] 7yama**
By the way, we've got six.
***SIGN*** 6 Affiliate Stations
**[02:35] 7oka**
Do you think they could spare a few?
**[02:38] 7oka**
But hang on! We've got our pride to
uphold as a rival major network!
**[02:42] 7oka**
And I am *not* letting you have this fish!
**[02:45] 7oka**
I will not cave to you!
***SIGN*** This is a battle we cannot afford to lose
**[02:50] Sign/7oka**
This is a battle we cannot afford to lose.
**[02:55] 7yama**
This is gonna be a pain.
# E13 - Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDK1KX4Y/survival-twenty-years-vacation)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #13 Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
**[00:16] 7oka**
* The expedition team has ended*
* up clashing with Yuhi TV.*
**[00:20] Nasu**
Wait, do you work for TV Nanana?
**[00:23] 7oka**
* That was when his attitude suddenly changed,*
* and we were invited to where his group lived.*
**[00:27] 7mori**
We love all your shows on
Yuhi TV, Director Nasubi.
**[00:30] 7mori**
Are you here on the island
for an on-location shoot?
**[00:32] Nasu**
Who's this Director Nasubi guy?
**[00:34] Nasu**
We're just fifteen regular kids who washed
up on this island after our ship sank.
***SIGN*** The Fifteen Castaways
**[00:39] 7oka**
Kinda haggard-looking, for kids.
**[00:41] Nasu**
Well, we've been surviving out
here for over twenty years!
**[00:45] 7mori**
Twenty years?!
**[00:46] Nasu**
When it first happened, we were all
really young and fought constantly...
**[00:50] Nasu**
But then one day, we found a way to blow off
steam, which stopped all the bickering.
**[00:54] Nasu**
And that... was this!
**[00:58] Nasu**
TV Nanana's marquee sexy
show, *Bananamesh Night*!
***SIGN*** Bananamesh Night
**[01:03] 7yama**
There it is, our network's dirty laundry.
**[01:06] Nasu**
We owe this old recording a lot!
**[01:09] Nasu**
We'd all watch it every night,
**[01:11] Nasu**
and it helped develop our solidarity
and put an end to our fighting!
**[01:14] 7oka**
That was a show that boys of a
certain age couldn't get enough of.
**[01:16] 7yama**
But they kept it a secret
from their parents.
**[01:19] (Flashback) Young Nasu**
Ready and...
**[01:20] (Flashback) Young Nasu**
Bananamesh!
**[01:21] Nasu**
This tape is priceless to us!
TV Nanana practically saved our lives!
**[01:26] Nasu**
We'd love to repay you with
our best hospitality!
**[01:30] 7oka**
Sweet!
**[01:32] Nasu**
I gotta ask, could you guys leave a
new tape of *Bananamesh Night* for us?
**[01:37] Nasu**
We've rewatched this one to the
point that the tape's all worn out.
**[01:41] 7oka**
We don't have one, sadly.
**[01:42] Nasu**
Aw, come on...
**[01:43] 7oka**
Look, if I could, I would, okay?
**[01:45] 7oka**
But we don't have it.
**[01:46] Nasu**
Wouldn't it be kinda messed up to enjoy
all this and then not show any gratitude?
**[01:49] 7oka**
The show itself isn't
even on the air anymore.
**[01:52] Nasu**
It's not?
**[01:53] 7oka**
We haven't done sexy stuff like
that in the past twenty years!
**[01:57] 7oka**
Our whole gig now is straight-laced
financial programs and unique variety shows.
**[02:02] 7oka**
I mean, we're listed on
the stock exchange now,
**[02:04] 7oka**
and that means all kinds
of legal restrictions...
**[02:06] 7oka**
I doubt we could even
rerun it, at this point.
**[02:08] Sign**
Listed companies and legal compliance
**[02:09] Nasu**
What the hell, man?!
**[02:12] Nasu**
TV Nanana would never make a
straight-laced financial show!
**[02:16] Nasu**
They must strip, right?!
**[02:18] 7oka**
Why would they do that?
**[02:19] 7oka**
That'd be kinda weird, right?
Nude financial news?
**[02:21] Nasu**
What's happened to you, TV Nanana?!
**[02:24] Nasu**
This isn't like you at all!
**[02:26] Nasu**
After making nothing but shows
with stripping and overeating,
**[02:30] Nasu**
you think we're gonna buy this new act?!
**[02:33] Nasu**
It's not too late!
Bring *Bananamesh Night* back!
**[02:37] Nasu**
Give us our show back!
**[02:40] 7oka**
I know how you feel, man.
**[02:42] 7oka**
Let's write a proposal for reviving
the show when we get back.
**[02:44] 7yama**
With how desperate they are for
ratings, it might just get approved.
**[02:48] 7oka**
It's worth a shot!
**[02:49] 7oka**
Ready and...
**[02:50] 7oka**
Gilga...
**[02:50] Mori/Yama**
Banana...
**[02:51] 7oka**
I was about to say "Gilgamesh."
**[02:53] 7oka**
It's supposed to be "Bananamesh"...
**[02:53] 7mori**
You must miss the real deal.
**[02:54] 7oka**
I do miss it. These are my
real feelings coming out.
**[02:55] 7yama**
You really do miss it!
# E14 - Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XMGV0Y/land-ho-nanaokas-expedition-crew)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #14 Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
**[00:21] Sign**
The Ballad of TV Nanana
**[00:21] Sign**
TV Nanana's Official Song
**[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:35] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Is it a big company? Nah
**[00:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
**[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are their productions lavish? Nah
**[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
**[00:56] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics**
All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:04] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[01:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
**[01:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have the best ratings? Nah
**[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
**[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
**[01:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
**[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[01:52] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
**[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, nah
**[02:08] Sign**
Whale Land
Health Center
**[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nah, Nah
**[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics**
TV Nanana
**[02:16] [SONG] Fukuda shirt sign**
Heat
**[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics**
Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
**[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics**
Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
**[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics**
Lots of affiliates? Nah
**[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics**
But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
**[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics**
Things might just work out after all
**[02:36] [SONG] Lyrics**
Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
**[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
**[02:44] [SONG] Lyrics**
It's the Ballad of Nanana, Nah, nah, nah
**[02:48] [SONG] Lyrics**
Nanana! Nanana!
**[02:55] Nanayama**
Working in TV is rough, man.
# E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XNWM2R/romance-the-mysterious-shared-house)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #15 Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
**[00:16] 7oka**
* In our pursuit of the monstrous*
* octopus known as the Kraken,*
**[00:18] 7oka**
*we decided to split up to search the island.*
**[00:21] 7mori**
Huh? There's an abandoned building
out in the middle of nowhere.
**[00:25] 7mori**
Excuse me? Anybody there?
**[00:27] 7mori**
Excuse me?
**[00:29] Bibirin**
Who're you?
**[00:30] 7mori**
I'm looking for a giant octopus.
**[00:32] 7mori**
Have you ever seen one?
**[00:34] Bibirin**
Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
**[00:35] 8mori**
Whoa, put the knife down, please!
**[00:37] 8mori**
I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
**[00:39] Bibirin**
Wait, are you the new cast
member? Is that you?
**[00:41] 7mori**
No, no...
**[00:43] Bibirin**
Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
you were some kind of weirdo.
**[00:48] Bibirin**
Hey, we've got a guest.
Try to look presentable.
**[00:51] Tsubuyan**
Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
**[00:53] 7mori**
He's our new member.
**[00:56] Tsubuyan**
He is?
**[00:57] Tsubuyan**
It's been so long, I was starting to
wonder if it was just gonna be us.
**[01:00] Tsubuyan**
So you're finally here!
**[01:01] 7mori**
New member of what?
**[01:04] 7oka**
* This is a shared house*
* known as Meetings Manor.*
***SIGN*** Meetings Manor
**[01:08] 7oka**
*This is where the curtain will now rise*
**[01:10] 7oka**
*on a reality show about men and women*
***SIGN*** Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
**[01:11] 7oka**
*who will be living together,*
**[01:13] 7oka**
*after meeting for the first time!*
***SIGN*** Tsubuyan: Model
**[01:15] Bibirin**
Hey, hey, there's a pool over
there! Let's go for a swim.
**[01:18] Tsubuyan**
It'd be way more fun to check out
the mall. Let's hit the mall.
**[01:21] Tsubuyan**
Come on, come on.
**[01:21] Bibirin**
Can't you go by yourself?
**[01:23] Tsubuyan**
Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
the food court is always super noisy!
**[01:26] Bibirin**
What are you talking about?
**[01:27] Tsubuyan**
Food courts are super noisy!
**[01:29] Bibirin**
Noisy how?
**[01:30] Tsubuyan**
Let's go! It'll be *so* noisy!
**[01:31] 7mori**
So... about the Kraken...
**[01:31] Bibirin**
I don't care!
**[01:32] Tsubuyan**
Like, have you seen the loud families
that show up? Let's check it out!
**[01:36] Bibirin**
You should seriously just go yourself.
**[01:38] Tsubuyan**
What kind of loser goes to the
mall by herself? It's a mall!
**[01:41] Bibirin**
Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
**[01:44] 7mori**
Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
**[01:46] Bibirin**
Oh, wow, are you for real?
**[01:48] Tsubuyan**
What kind of shows did you work on, then?
**[01:50] 7mori**
I'm actually on a shoot for
an exploration show right now.
**[01:52] 7mori**
We're trying to get the first
footage ever of the Kraken,
**[01:54] 7mori**
a legendary creature no one
has ever caught on film.
**[01:57] Bibirin**
Oh, the Kraken, huh?
**[01:59] Bibirin**
I know about that. I've seen it.
**[02:02] 7mori**
You've seen the Kraken? Really?
**[02:04] Bibirin**
We basically know all the
secrets of the Kraken.
**[02:07] Tsubuyan**
I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
**[02:10] Bibirin**
What's with you? It was
the day before yesterday.
**[02:13] Tsubuyan**
The day before yesterday was last week!
**[02:15] Tsubuyan**
The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
**[02:16] Bibirin**
No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
**[02:18] Tsubuyan**
I'm saying it was *also* last week!
**[02:18] Bibirin**
But it wasn't last week.
It was the day before yesterday.
**[02:20] 7mori**
I actually don't care when it was,
but did you really see the Kraken?
**[02:24] 7mori**
Could you tell me about it?
**[02:26] 7mori**
If we manage to film it, we might be
able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
**[02:29] 7mori**
Where did you see it?
**[02:30] Bibirin**
Simmer down there, Nanamon.
**[02:33] Bibirin**
You're not supposed to learn a lady's
secrets until after you become a couple!
**[02:36] 7mori**
What about the Kraken?
**[02:37] Bibirin**
Again with this Kraken thing?
**[02:39] Tsubuyan**
Oh my God, seriously?
**[02:40] Tsubuyan**
Nanamon, you just don't
understand true love.
**[02:43] Tsubuyan**
That's why you keep going
on about the Kraken.
**[02:46] 7oka**
* Will our intrepid staff member be able to*
* drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?*
**[02:51] Tsubuyan**
The thing about a mall, you see,
is that the food court is noisy.
**[02:55] Tsubuyan**
It is, like, super noisy.
# E16 - Arrival! His First Popular Phase
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KEGJNG6/arrival-his-first-popular-phase)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #16 Arrival! His First Popular Phase
**[00:16] 7mori**
So, since we have no budget,
**[00:17] 7mori**
we end up making shows where we change buses
along a route or follow people home,
**[00:21] 7mori**
but then other stations
try to mimic our style
**[00:23] 7mori**
while using actual money
and real celebrities!
**[00:25] Bibirin**
What the heck? That is super ironic!
**[00:27] 7mori**
Tell me about it!
**[00:28] Bibirin**
Seriously.
**[00:29] 7mori**
Splash, splash!
**[00:29] Bibirin**
Hey, stop that!
**[00:31] Bibirin**
Here, I'll get you next.
Splash, splash, splash!
**[00:32] 7mori**
Ooh, that's so cold!
**[00:33] Bibirin**
Splashy, splashy, splashy!
**[00:34] Tsubuyan**
Uh, Nanamon promised to
go to the mall with me!
**[00:36] Tsubuyan**
Stop hogging him.
**[00:38] Bibirin**
What's the big deal? I got in the
pool already, so it's settled.
**[00:40] Tsubuyan**
But I made the first move.
**[00:42] Bibirin**
You didn't move anything.
**[00:44] Bibirin**
What is with you?
**[00:45] 7mori**
*Huh? Are they fighting over me?*
**[00:48] 7mori**
*This has never happened before.*
**[00:51] 7mori**
*Could this be...*
**[00:54] 7mori**
* one of those "popular*
* phases" people talk about?*
**[00:57] 7mori**
*This is great!*
**[00:58] 7mori**
* Maybe I'll end up as a couple*
* with one of these ladies,*
**[01:01] 7mori**
* and be able to find out*
* the Kraken's secrets, too!*
**[01:03] 7mori**
*Two birds with one stone!*
**[01:05] 7mori**
* But which would be better?*
* Which should I choose?*
**[01:07] 7mori**
*Eh, either one would be fine!*
**[01:09] 7mori**
*Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!*
**[01:14] Tsubuyan**
Who're you?
**[01:16] PBS**
I'm going to be joining you all
today as a new member of the cast.
**[01:20] PBS**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[01:23] Tsubuyan**
He's the new cast member?
**[01:24] Bibirin**
Kinda dull-looking.
**[01:26] Tsubuyan**
He has an underbite. I bet
he has bad breath, too.
**[01:28] Bibirin**
Ew, scary.
**[01:29] PBS**
I happen to be employed
with public broadcasting.
***SIGN*** Public Broadcasting
**[01:35] Bibirin**
Public broadcasting?
**[01:38] Tsubuyan**
Here we go! It's the new big shot!
**[01:40] Bibirin**
What kind of shows do you work on?
**[01:41] PBS**
Lately, I've been producing morning soap
operas and singing competitions.
***SIGN*** Morning Soap Operas
***SIGN*** Singing Competitions
**[01:46] Bibirin**
Wow! That's awesome!
**[01:48] Tsubuyan**
This is what I've been waiting for.
**[01:50] Bibirin**
Hey, would you like to join me in the pool?
**[01:52] Bibirin**
Bet you worked up a sweat getting here.
**[01:53] Tsubuyan**
Let's head to the mall and hang out all day.
**[01:54] Bibirin**
Get in the pool!
**[01:55] Tsubuyan**
Let's go to the mall! The food
courts are so noisy. Come on!
**[01:57] Bibirin**
What's so noisy about the food court?
**[01:59] Tsubuyan**
Let's go! Me first!
**[02:01] Bibirin**
I asked him first!
**[02:01] Tsubuyan**
It was me, I'm telling you.
**[02:03] 7mori**
The pool and the mall both
sound good. Let's enjoy both!
**[02:06] 7mori**
We can all have a good time! Right?
**[02:08] Tsubuyan**
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Buzz off, commercial broadcasting!
**[02:12] Tsubuyan**
Go bust your butt working for ratings!
**[02:15] 7mori**
Aw, come on!
**[02:17] Bibirin**
Things are rough right now with young
people watching less TV, right?
**[02:20] Bibirin**
Nothing beats the stability
of public broadcasting.
**[02:23] Bibirin**
He's obviously the better choice to date.
**[02:25] Both**
Right?
**[02:27] PBS**
Rest assured.
**[02:29] PBS**
We will never go out of business!
**[02:33] PBS**
Public broadcasting...
**[02:38] Trio**
...is invincible!
**[02:40] 7mori**
Damn it! I can't argue with that!
**[02:45] 7mori**
Please, if you could just
tell me the Kraken's secret!
**[02:48] 7mori**
I'm begging you!
**[02:49] Bibirin**
You're starting to become an
eyesore, so could you just go?
**[02:52] Bibirin**
Time for you to "graduate"!
**[02:54] 7mori**
Aw, come on!
# E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P59NQY/order-in-popular-lunch-delivery)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #17 Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
**[00:16] 7oka**
Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.
**[00:18] 7mori**
Should we order lunch with these guys?
**[00:21] 7oka**
The Nuber Eats delivery service?
**[00:23] 7oka**
Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.
**[00:26] 7yama**
How am I ordering anything
without a smartphone?
**[00:28] 7oka**
Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?
**[00:31] 7oka**
So figure it out, and get us lunch!
**[00:33] 7yama**
It'll be a miracle if this works, but...
***SIGN*** Niinuma
Messenger Pigeon
**[00:35] 7yama**
Go for it!
**[00:38] Saru**
Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!
**[00:40] 7yama**
It worked! And really quickly!
**[00:43] Saru**
Got a lunch order right here.
**[00:44] Saru**
Sorry about the delay.
**[00:46] Saru**
Here!
**[00:47] 7yama**
Aren't you the monkey who was
an AD with us, but quit right away?
***SIGN*** Former AD
Saruoka
**[00:50] Saru**
Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.
**[00:52] 7yama**
I knew it.
**[00:53] Saru**
Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new
job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.
**[00:57] 7yama**
I don't know what that means.
**[00:58] Saru**
Here!
**[00:59] 7yama**
Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?
**[01:01] Saru**
Senpai...
**[01:02] 7yama**
What? Is it not enough?
**[01:03] Saru**
See, we accept mobile payment only.
**[01:06] Saru**
Gonna have to pass on the cash!
**[01:09] Saru**
Well, then, 'scuse me!
**[01:10] 7yama**
Wait, what happens now?
If I don't have a phone.
**[01:12] Saru**
In that case, the order gets canceled,
and I scarf it down instead.
**[01:16] 7yama**
Don't scarf anything, okay?
**[01:18] 7yama**
Is there any other way I can pay?
**[01:21] Saru**
I guess we technically take mobile
messenger pigeon payment.
***SIGN*** Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
**[01:24] 7yama**
What exactly is "mobile
messenger pigeon payment"?
**[01:26] Saru**
You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.
**[01:29] 7yama**
All right, all right.
**[01:30] Saru**
Then you let it go.
**[01:31] 7yama**
Okay, I send it off, right.
**[01:32] Saru**
And then, once it gets back, you're all set.
***SIGN*** Poh
***SIGN*** Poh
**[01:35] 7yama**
Uh, that chirp sounded
suspiciously like "PayPay."
**[01:38] 7yama**
Is "mobile messenger pigeon
payment" even a real thing?
**[01:40] Saru**
You bet. We added it this year.
**[01:42] 7yama**
Well, whatever.
**[01:43] 7yama**
The captain's waiting,
so I gotta get a move on.
**[01:47] Saru**
Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.
**[01:49] Saru**
I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.
**[01:51] 7yama**
Oh. Thanks.
**[01:56] 7yama**
Exactly how did you trick this thing out?
It seems like a regular old tricycle.
**[01:59] Saru**
The black paint is aftermarket.
**[02:01] 7yama**
I don't think that counts.
**[02:03] 7yama**
Honestly, I think the extra paint
makes it a little heavier.
**[02:05] 7yama**
And aren't I technically delivering
it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?
**[02:08] Saru**
Bro, you are hilarious!
**[02:10] 7yama**
I wasn't joking, though.
**[02:12] 7yama**
Whatever, at least we're here.
**[02:13] 7yama**
Time to hand over these lunches.
**[02:15] Saru**
Sure thing.
**[02:17] 7yama**
Whoa, what is this?
**[02:19] 7yama**
What is in these lunches?
**[02:21] Saru**
They're our specialty.
**[02:22] Saru**
"Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."
***SIGN*** Miscellaneous
All-Banana Lunch
**[02:26] Saru**
I could kill for some of this.
Mind if I grab a bite?
**[02:30] Saru**
Seriously, looks so good.
**[02:30] 7yama**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[02:31] 7yama**
We can't eat these.
**[02:33] Saru**
Wait, why not?
**[02:34] 7yama**
You seriously can't tell?
**[02:35] 7yama**
We're bananas.
**[02:37] 7yama**
So we're not eating these.
**[02:38] Saru**
Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?
**[02:39] 7yama**
Exactly!
**[02:40] 7yama**
Man, this sucks. What am I
gonna do about lunch now?
**[02:43] 7yama**
The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.
**[02:46] 7yama**
How many times do I have to
tell you to not try to eat me?
**[02:49] Saru**
Oh, my bad!
**[02:50] 7yama**
Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?
**[02:53] Saru**
You taste worse than you look!
**[02:54] 7yama**
The lunches are right here! Not that
you're allowed to eat them, either.
**[02:57] Saru**
Got it.
# E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWV3PPY/octopus-hachiros-pub)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #18 Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
**[00:15] Sign**
Pub
**[00:16] 7oka**
*The expedition team has come across a pub.*
**[00:19] 7yama**
I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
**[00:24] 7oka**
Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
**[00:27] 7oka**
The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
**[00:29] Hachiro**
Here you go!
**[00:31] Hachiro**
I'm impressed you folks found
our little establishment.
**[00:34] Hachiro**
It's been twenty years since someone
from off the island came by!
**[00:40] Hachiro**
I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
**[00:44] 7oka**
They grew up to be fifteen
middle-aged dudes.
**[00:48] Hachiro**
Here you go! Octopus with
wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
**[00:51] Hachiro**
octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
**[00:54] 7oka**
Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
**[00:56] 7oka**
It's nothing but octopus!
**[00:59] 7oka**
Mister, do you have any
recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
**[01:05] 7oka**
The owner looks like an octopus, too!
**[01:07] 7oka**
I thought he actually *was* one for a sec!
**[01:10] 7yama**
His name's even Hachiro.
**[01:12] 7oka**
"Hachi," like "eight."
**[01:14] 7oka**
All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
**[01:17] 7oka**
Even the cushions have
a suction cup pattern!
**[01:20] 7oka**
What's with this place?
It's all-you-can-octopus!
**[01:23] Hachiro**
Our special today is right over there!
**[01:26] Sign**
Today's special!
Super Popular ♥
Octopus-cut wieners 500
Slightly spicy!
Octopus rice 700
**[01:27] 7mori**
Looks like the specials today are the
octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
**[01:31] 7oka**
It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
**[01:35] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:37] Register Octopus**
Two, four, six, octopus...
**[01:39] Hachiro**
The fact of the matter is,
**[01:42] Hachiro**
Nanagashima happens to be globally
famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
***SIGN*** The Big One! Nanagashima
**[01:46] Hachiro**
That's why we opened a pub that's got a
laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
**[01:53] 7oka**
You sure this isn't overkill?
**[01:55] 7oka**
Because it's honestly on the
verge of being annoying.
**[01:58] 7mori**
I'd agree.
**[01:58] Hachiro**
It's not annoying at all!
**[02:00] Hachiro**
We take pride in our octopi!
**[02:03] Hachiro**
We can serve any kind of
octopus you can think up!
***SIGN*** Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
**[02:06] Hachiro**
We've even got the hookup for the
giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
**[02:09] Sign**
Kraken Tentacle
**[02:10] 7oka**
Wait, you know the Kraken?!
**[02:13] Hachiro**
Of course we do!
**[02:16] Hachiro**
With 140 years in the business,
**[02:18] Hachiro**
we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
**[02:21] Hachiro**
When it comes to octopi...
**[02:24] Hachiro**
We're octoperfectionists!
***SIGN*** Octoperfectionists
**[02:27] 7oka**
We've finally got a lead!
**[02:29] 7oka**
I knew we could count on a guy who
cares this much about octopus!
**[02:31] 7oka**
Let's get to work on the shoot!
***SIGN*** Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
**[02:38] Trio**
Ika?
**[02:39] Trio**
Ika means squid, though.
**[02:40] Trio**
This is an all-octopus place.
**[02:41] 7oka**
Who the heck is Ika?
**[02:42] Hachiro**
I am this pub's owner:
**[02:44] Sign**
Owner Ika Hachiro
**[02:45] Hachiro**
Ika Hachiro!
**[02:49] 7oka**
After all that octopus talk,
your name is basically Mister Squid?
**[02:52] 7yama**
It really ought to be "Tako."
**[02:54] Hachiro**
Yes, this is Ika speaking!
# E19 - Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWV38P6/direct-hit-the-octopus-hunter)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #19 Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
**[00:16] 8**
The legendary octopus-hunting master
should know where the Kraken is.
***SIGN*** Octopus Dojo
**[00:21] 7oka**
*With that clue, we sought out the dojo
where the master was said to train.*
***SIGN*** Octopus Dojo
***SIGN*** Octopus Hunting Dojo
**[00:26] 7oka**
How are we supposed to know
which one is the master?
**[00:32] Takohashi**
Octopus Snatching, Nagoya-Style!
***SIGN*** Nagoya-Style Octopus Snatching
**[00:37] Takohashi**
Octopus Hunting, 16 Taps-Per-Second!
***SIGN*** 16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Snatching
**[00:41] Takohashi**
Yes!
**[00:44] 7oka**
There he is! That's gotta be
our legendary octopus hunter,
**[00:49] 7oka**
Master Takohashi!
***SIGN*** Octopus Hunter
Master Takohashi
**[00:51] Takohashi**
You should only hunt octopus
for one hour a day!
**[00:54] Takohashi**
Hey there. I'm the master, Takohashi.
**[00:58] 7oka**
He really is a master!
**[00:59] 7mori**
Y'know, that urban legend said he died,
but he's looking as spry as ever.
**[01:04] 7oka**
Master Takohashi, could you tell
us where to find the Kraken?
**[01:07] Takohashi**
I'm honestly kind of busy
with my lessons right now.
**[01:12] 7oka**
What's that for?
**[01:13] Takohashi**
Asking for my fee, my man.
**[01:15] Takohashi**
You guys are a TV crew,
so you're ready to pay, right?
**[01:17] Takohashi**
And with a major station, that means
a little juicier than average.
**[01:21] Sign**
Requesting a fee
**[01:22] Takohashi**
No fee means no interview.
**[01:25] 7oka**
Damn it, he's got experience with TV.
**[01:27] 7oka**
Man, our budget is blown
already. What do we do?
**[01:30] 7mori**
Captain, Captain! What if instead
of cash, we offer him this?
**[01:35] Sign**
TV Nanana Exclusive
Novelty Merchandise
**[01:36] 7mori**
It's a grab bag of TV Nanana
novelty merchandise.
**[01:42] 7mori**
Really rare stuff,
the kind fans go nuts for!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Wait, isn't this stuff that was
cluttering storage at the office?
**[01:50] 7oka**
Look, he's just staring!
**[01:53] 7oka**
I think you actually offended
him! He's gonna get mad.
**[01:56] Takohashi**
What is this?! Oh, awesome!
**[01:58] Takohashi**
I can seriously have this?!
**[02:00] 7oka**
And that'll cover your fee?
**[02:01] Takohashi**
You bet it will!
**[02:03] Takohashi**
I mean, this is one of those special
Bananamesh Night see-through thongs!
**[02:09] Takohashi**
Man, I always wanted a pair!
**[02:12] Sign**
Bananamesh
**[02:12] Sign**
See-Through Thong
**[02:12] Takohashi**
I was gonna give them to
my girlfriend as a gift,
**[02:14] Takohashi**
so I entered the contest to win a pair,
**[02:16] Takohashi**
but the show ended before I could get them.
**[02:20] Takohashi**
I swear, these used to be harder to
get a hold of than a new DQ release.
**[02:24] 7oka**
I see.
**[02:25] Takohashi**
This is the best fee I could ask for.
**[02:27] Takohashi**
As thanks, I'll be glad to take you to
the spot the Kraken... appears... at.
**[02:31] 7oka**
Oh, okay.
**[02:33] 7oka**
You'll take us to where the Kraken appears?
**[02:36] Takohashi**
Hang on, can I do that again?
**[02:38] Trio**
Oh, no, no, it's fine, don't worry.
**[02:39] Trio**
As long as you get the idea across.
**[02:39] Takohashi**
Let's go to the Kraken!
**[02:42] 7oka**
Thank you so much, Master Takohashi.
**[02:43] Takohashi**
All right, let's have a quick
snack and then get a move on!
**[02:48] Sign**
16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Chopping
**[02:48] Takohashi**
16 Taps-Per-Second octopus chopping!
**[02:52] Takohashi**
Yes!
**[02:55] 7yama**
Y'know, there's such a thing as knives.
# E20 - Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR2430N56/turbo-master-takohashis-adventure-island)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #20 Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
***SIGN*** Master Takohashi's
***SIGN*** Adventure Island
**[00:16] 7oka**
* With Master Takohashi joining us,*
* we headed for Octopus Pot Bay.*
**[00:20] Takahashi**
Hey there!
**[00:21] 7yama**
Thanks for joining us!
**[00:22] ---**
Octopus Pot Bay
**[00:25] Takahashi**
You'll need to jump onto the clouds here.
**[00:29] Takahashi**
Careful, one of them is going to fall.
**[00:32] 7oka**
Whoa, scary!
**[00:34] 7oka**
Huh, what's that?
**[00:35] 7oka**
A black octopus.
**[00:37] 7oka**
This is scary!
**[00:39] 7oka**
Aw, man!
**[00:40] 7yama**
Can you jump on that octopus?
**[00:41] Takahashi**
You can.
**[00:42] 7oka**
You could've said something sooner!
**[00:43] Takahashi**
Wait, you need that level of help?
**[00:45] 7oka**
I told you as much!
**[00:46] Takahashi**
Well, you can.
**[00:47] Takahashi**
You can jump on it. Next.
**[00:49] 7oka**
No, you can't!
**[00:50] Takahashi**
Not the octopus, no! But the clouds.
**[00:52] 7oka**
You said we could jump on the octopus!
**[00:53] Takahashi**
I did not say "the octopus."
**[00:54] 7oka**
Pretty sure you said we
could jump on the octopus!
**[00:57] 7oka**
That's why I asked!
**[00:57] Takahashi**
I seriously thought you meant the cloud.
**[00:59] 7yama**
Are you really a master?
**[01:00] 7oka**
You take over, Master. Here.
**[01:02] 7oka**
In that case...
**[01:03] 7yama**
Whoa, fast!
**[01:04] 7oka**
He's already blazing through.
**[01:06] 7yama**
What is this? How's he so fast?
**[01:08] 7yama**
Is he always holding B to dash?
**[01:09] Takohashi**
Okay!
**[01:10] 7yama**
You can tell he's done this before.
**[01:12] 7oka**
Huh, what's that?
**[01:13] 7oka**
Master, what's that stuff you're throwing?
**[01:15] Takohashi**
Those would be fireballs.
**[01:16] 7oka**
There are fireballs?!
**[01:17] Takohashi**
Yep. They can destroy rocks, too.
**[01:21] 7oka**
You could've mentioned that, y'know.
**[01:23] 7oka**
I had no idea before...
**[01:25] Takohashi**
Stop!
**[01:26] Takohashi**
Here, you knock the coconut onto the
coconut crab, and then you can continue.
**[01:34] 7oka**
It's 16 Taps-Per-Second!
**[01:34] Sign**
16 Per Second!
**[01:35] 7mori**
Amazing!
**[01:36] 7oka**
Attaboy, Master!
**[01:38] Takohashi**
I don't think 16 Taps-Per-Second
is gonna be enough here!
**[01:44] 7oka**
Master!
**[01:45] Takohashi**
Yeah?
**[01:46] 7oka**
Look at this thong,
and let it give you strength!
**[01:48] Takohashi**
That's kind of exciting,
but I could use something more!
**[01:52] 7oka**
You want more?
**[01:55] 7oka**
These thongs!
**[01:57] 7oka**
How's that?
**[01:59] Master**
I can feel the power surging!
**[02:02] Master**
32 Taps-Per-Second!
**[02:04] 7oka**
32 Taps-Per-Second!!
**[02:04] 7oka**
There it is! 32 Taps-Per-Second!
**[02:08] Takohashi**
Okay, we're in the clear.
**[02:09] 7oka**
We made it to Octopus Pot Bay!
**[02:12] Takohashi**
Now we just input the code here,
and the Kraken should show up.
**[02:15] 7oka**
Code?
**[02:15] 7oka**
Code?
**[02:17] Takoashi**
Up, up, down, down,
left, right, left, right, B, A.
**[02:20] 7mori**
Hey, that's the same as in *Gradius*.
**[02:22] Takohashi**
Then duck twice, jump once...
**[02:25] Takohashi**
And press against the wall three times—
**[02:29] 7oka**
Master!
**[02:30] 7yama**
Huh? What?
**[02:31] 7oka**
Master! Master?!
**[02:32] 7mori**
Huh?
**[02:32] 7oka**
Wha...?
**[02:33] 7yama**
I think he's gone.
**[02:34] 7oka**
Whoa...
**[02:36] 7oka**
That's a hell of a self-destruct!
**[02:38] 7yama**
All this is gonna do is cause another
rumor that he died. He'll be back.
**[02:41] 7oka**
He will?
**[02:43] Both**
Master! Master! Master?
**[02:45] Takohashi**
Hey, a thong!
**[02:47] Takohashi**
I'm back!
**[02:53] 7yama**
This is one crazy master...
# E21 - Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XMGV1R/sacrifice-the-siren-that-tempts-the-monster)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #21 Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
**[00:16] Takohashi**
See, the Kraken's a real horndog,
**[00:16] Sign**
Octopus Hunter
(The Late) Master Takohashi
**[00:18] Takohashi**
so this trick should allow you to lure it out.
**[00:23] 7oka**
It's time to sacrifice a beautiful woman!
***SIGN*** Beautiful Woman
**[00:25] 7oka**
That should lure that horndog Kraken
out as he tries to kidnap her!
**[00:29] 7yama**
I have a hard time believing
this is gonna work.
**[00:29] Sign**
Nanayama
**[00:31] 7yama**
For one thing, this is *way* too much blush.
**[00:34] 7oka**
Sing something, Nanayama!
**[00:37] 7oka**
Remember how those girls sang
to summon Mothra? Just try it!
**[00:41] 7yama**
That's a lot of pressure...
**[00:42] 7oka**
Come on, man, just try it!
**[00:46] 7yama**
Octo, octo...
***SIGN*** "The Octopus Bait Song" by Nanayama
**[00:50] 7yama**
Octo, squid, squid, are you squidding me?
**[00:54] 7yama**
Do you prefer squid or octopus?
**[01:01] 7yama**
Squid's honestly pretty
tasty, to be honest...
**[01:05] 7yama**
Personally, I prefer crab...
**[01:05] 7oka**
Hey, what is that?!
**[01:08] 7yama**
Some people prefer octopus or squid...
**[01:10] 7yama**
Look! It's a huge octopus!
**[01:12] 7mori**
Is that the Kraken?
**[01:13] 7oka**
It's gotta be, right?!
**[01:14] 7oka**
Don't you think?!
**[01:15] 7mori**
I think so!
**[01:16] 7oka**
Nanayama actually did it...
**[01:18] 7yama**
...their mouths are actually where
their legs are connected...
**[01:20] 7oka**
Do an impression! Come on!
**[01:22] 7yama**
An impression?
**[01:23] 7oka**
I think that should lure it closer. Probably.
**[01:26] 7yama**
An impression of the octopus?
**[01:27] 7oka**
Not the octopus! A singer or something!
**[01:32] 7yama**
I'm Ayu.
**[01:34] 7oka**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[01:35] 7yama**
What? I literally said her name!
**[01:37] 7yama**
It's me, Ayu. I show up in
every season of this show.
**[01:40] 7oka**
He really loves Ayu, doesn't he?
**[01:42] 7oka**
Wait, look! The Kraken's backing away.
**[01:45] 7oka**
Do something quick! Hurry!
**[01:47] 7oka**
Rola here! Rola here!
**[01:48] 7oka**
That's actually pretty close!
**[01:50] 7yama**
I am Lupin Sanpei!
**[01:53] 7oka**
Sanpei?
**[01:54] 7oka**
Who became a chef and then
came back to showbiz?
**[01:58] 7yama**
I wanna eat pancakes! I wanna eat pancakes!
**[02:03] 7yama**
On second thought, no, I don't!
**[02:06] 7oka**
Do more, Nanayama!
**[02:10] 7yama**
Y'know how...
**[02:13] 7yama**
sometimes you don't know whether
to say good evening...
**[02:17] 7yama**
or goodnight?
**[02:19] 7oka**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[02:21] 7yama**
Mori.
**[02:23] 7yama**
Masako's Mori.
**[02:26] 7oka**
You could've just said Mori Shinichi!
**[02:29] 7yama**
Y'know, you can look at the
forest, but miss the trees...
**[02:33] 7oka**
Okay, now you might as well
do one of Mrs. Mori Masako.
**[02:33] 7yama**
And this forest is Mori.
**[02:38] 7yama**
Sensei?
**[02:41] 7yama**
Sensei, it's me, Mori.
**[02:43] 7yama**
I'm going to retire.
**[02:45] 7oka**
That's spot-on.
**[02:46] 7yama**
I love crab.
**[02:49] 7oka**
Uh... what?
**[02:51] 7oka**
What the... Huh?
**[02:53] 7oka**
His last words before he was
taken away were "I love crab"!
**[02:56] 7mori**
He's just gone!
# E22 - Entertainment! The Kraken Family
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJNK5D6/entertainment-the-kraken-family)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #22 Entertainment! The Kraken Family
**[00:16] 7oka**
* With the sacrificial maiden in*
* hand, the Kraken has vanished.*
**[00:21] 7oka**
Where'd that Kraken go?!
**[00:22] 7mori**
Which way did it go?
**[00:24] 7oka**
Hey, Kraken!
**[00:24] 7mori**
Hey! Where are you?!
**[00:27] 7oka**
Look, over there!
***SIGN*** AD in a Wedding Dress
**[00:29] 7oka**
Nanayama's in a wedding dress!
**[00:32] 7oka**
What the heck is he doing?!
**[00:33] 7yama**
Help!
**[00:37] 7mori**
I have a feeling the Kraken is planning
to have their wedding ceremony here.
**[00:41] 7oka**
What? An octopus and an AD getting married?!
**[00:46] 7mori**
Well, there's a chapel,
and there's even a minister!
**[00:49] 7oka**
True, it definitely looks like a wedding.
**[00:52] 7mori**
Those are probably the Kraken's parents,
and I bet those five are his kids.
**[00:57] 7oka**
A married family of eight?!
**[01:00] 7oka**
That's gonna be pretty rough.
**[01:02] 7yama**
Hurry up and help me!
**[01:04] 7yama**
They're gonna make me get married!
**[01:06] 7yama**
I don't wanna get married!
**[01:10] 7oka**
This is kinda interesting.
**[01:15] 7mori**
An octopus and an AD getting married
is a pretty fresh premise for a show.
**[01:19] 7oka**
We could make it a documentary about a
newlywed bride marrying into a huge family.
**[01:23] 7mori**
Oh, that sounds good!
**[01:25] 7oka**
Maybe make it so that the husband
won't stand up to his wife?
**[01:30] Kraken**
"If that's what you think, just do it!"
**[01:32] Kraken**
That's what I'll say.
That's the kinda octopus I am.
**[01:34] Kraken**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[01:36] 7yama**
I feel like I've seen this before.
**[01:39] 7mori**
Maybe we should change the
title from *Hunt the Kraken!*
**[01:43] 7mori**
to *The Wacky Kraken Family: A New
Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch*.
**[01:43] Sign**
The Wacky!
**[01:43] Sign**
Kraken Family:
**[01:44] Sign**
A New Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch
**[01:48] 7mori**
I bet that will get better ratings.
**[01:50] 7yama**
Wait, am I the new blushing bride?
**[01:54] 7oka**
Reality shows with big families are
popular and tend to get good ratings,
***SIGN*** Big Family
**[01:57] 7oka**
on top of being relatively cheap to produce.
***SIGN*** Production Cost ↓
**[01:59] 7mori**
* And when you consider it's a family of*
* Krakens, that's bound to get extra buzz.*
**[02:03] 7oka**
If this goes well, forget about
the ratings triple crown...
**[02:05] 7oka**
We might just get...
**[02:07] 7oka**
the ratings Octuple Crown!
Which would be appropriate.
**[02:10] Sign**
Ratings Octuple Crown
**[02:14] 7mori**
And if we get really good ratings,
that'll mean a lot of new sponsors,
***SIGN*** TV Nanana Headquarters
(Run Down Building)
**[02:17] 7mori**
and maybe the company will get to expand.
***SIGN*** TV Nanana Headquarters
(New Offices)
**[02:19] 7mori**
I bet we end up with
thirty affiliate stations!
**[02:22] 7oka**
We're the perennial runners-up,
**[02:24] Sign**
Major Network
**[02:24] 7oka**
but this'll make us number one
among the major networks!
**[02:28] 7oka**
I like it!
**[02:30] 7oka**
Nanayama, marry that Kraken!
**[02:32] 7yama**
Uh, why? Please don't make
calls like that for me!
**[02:35] 7yama**
I haven't even sorted my feelings out yet!
**[02:37] 7oka**
No, I'm making the call!
That's what I'll say.
**[02:40] 7oka**
From here on out, you're the
Big Mommy of a big family!
**[02:43] 7yama**
Big Mommy?
**[02:44] 7oka**
Get that camera rolling!
**[02:46] 7oka**
Our new family reality TV
show is about to launch!
**[02:50] 7oka**
Nanayama, we wish you happiness!
**[02:52] 7yama**
Seriously, these things have crazy suction.
**[02:55] 7yama**
They're gonna rip my face off.
# E23 - Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREXNJW3Y/likeness-rights-the-mysterious-giant-organization)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #23 Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
**[00:16] 7oka**
We are TV Nanana's Expedition Crew,
**[00:18] 7oka**
and we've finally tracked
down a legendary monster!
**[00:21] 7oka**
Those are the massive, and also numerous,
members of the Kraken family!
**[00:25] Cyclops**
Yeah, no!
**[00:27] Cyclops**
No filming without permission!
**[00:30] 7oka**
You guys again?!
***SIGN*** Minotaur
***SIGN*** Cyclops
**[00:33] 7oka**
We're trying to film a show here! Butt out!
**[00:34] Cyclops**
We're part of an organization that
was founded last year to protect
**[00:39] Cyclops**
the likeness rights of
supernatural creatures.
**[00:41] Cyclops**
It's called the Natural Society for the
Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures,
***SIGN*** Natural Society for the Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures
**[00:45] Cyclops**
or for short...
**[00:47] Cyclops**
NASLAC.
**[00:48] 7oka**
NASLAC?
**[00:50] Cyclops**
Kraken here is protected under NASLAC,
***SIGN*** Contract
**[00:54] Cyclops**
so if you want to film him, you've gotta
fork over the fee for his likeness.
**[00:57] 7oka**
You can't just make up rules like that!
Nobody told us about them!
**[01:02] Cyclops**
He's a big name, too,
so it's not gonna be cheap.
**[01:06] Cyclops**
And for the record, the fee only
covers a single TV appearance.
**[01:11] Cyclops**
That means no reruns, no DVD releases,
and no Internet streaming!
***SIGN*** Reruns
***SIGN*** DVD Release
***SIGN*** Streaming
**[01:16] Cyclops**
You can't play it on a TV
in a restaurant or bar,
***SIGN*** Restaurants
***SIGN*** Bars
***SIGN*** School Lessons
**[01:18] Cyclops**
or use it for educational
purposes in schools, either!
**[01:21] Cyclops**
Any of that will come with an additional
charge, so keep that in mind.
***SIGN*** Additional Charge
**[01:25] Cyclops**
If you want your scoop,
**[01:28] Cyclops**
you're gonna have to agree to these terms
before you get that camera rolling, got it?
**[01:33] 7oka**
All right, we're not doing the shoot, then.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Thanks anyway!
**[01:37] Cyclops**
Wait, you're not?
**[01:38] 7oka**
Well, we can't pay for all that.
**[01:40] Cyclops**
Wait... hang on a sec.
You guys are just the crew.
**[01:42] Cyclops**
Don't you, like, need to talk to your bosses?
**[01:45] 7oka**
Our bosses wouldn't even pay for our ransom!
**[01:48] 7oka**
It'd be a waste of breath.
**[01:51] Cyclops**
Uh, w-well... in that case, why not film me?
**[01:56] Cyclops**
I've waived my likeness rights,
so it's all-you-can-film, for free!
**[01:59] Cyclops**
You can even do reruns and whatnot!
**[02:01] 7oka**
You guys aren't gonna get us any ratings!
**[02:03] 7oka**
You're boring.
**[02:05] Cyclops**
How can you look at me and use that word?!
**[02:08] Cyclops**
I'm photogenic as all get out!
**[02:09] Cyclops**
I look a lot better on TV than any of those
one-hit wonder comedians you always see!
**[02:14] 7mori**
Captain, I've never even heard
of this committee of his.
**[02:17] 7mori**
I don't think we have to worry
about this likeness stuff.
**[02:18] 7mori**
Let's just get Mr. Fujinami to kick
their butts, and keep filming!
**[02:22] 7oka**
I had the same idea, which is why I've been
sending out messenger pigeons to him,
**[02:26] 7oka**
but I've gotten no response at all!
**[02:28] 7mor**
Maybe he's out on tour?
***SIGN*** Himeji Castle
**[02:35] 7oka**
Hey! We'll never agree to respect
these likeness rights conditions!
**[02:38] 7oka**
We're gonna film the Kraken
whether you like it or not!
**[02:41] Cyclops**
Go ahead and try it.
**[02:44] Cyclops**
Without Mr. Fujinami, you guys are nothing.
**[02:48] Cyclops**
You'll see how scary it can be
if you go up against NASLAC.
# E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNV4389R/exclusive-the-wacky-tv-fireworks-festival)
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**[00:04] Nanaoka**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV Nanana
***SIGN*** Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
***SIGN*** #24 Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
**[00:15] Sign**
Contract
**[00:17] 7oka**
* Will we be able to defeat the mysterious*
* organization known as NASLAC*
***SIGN*** Minotaur
***SIGN*** Cyclops
***SIGN*** Kraken
**[00:20] 7oka**
*and obtain footage of the Kraken?*
**[00:26] 7oka**
This size difference is a little too much.
What am I supposed to do here?
**[00:29] 7mori**
I have something that might work.
**[00:31] 7mori**
Want to try it?
**[00:32] 7oka**
What is it?
**[00:34] Label sign**
Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
**[00:35] 7mori**
It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
**[00:35] Sign**
Firework
**[00:39] 7mori**
I was working on the live
broadcast of the festivities
**[00:42] 7mori**
and got it as a memento.
**[00:44] 7mori**
Let's toss it at him and blow
their whole organization up!
**[00:50] 7oka**
It's worth a shot.
**[00:52] 7mori**
I'll get the camera rolling.
You throw it, Captain.
**[00:55] 7oka**
I've gotta do it?
**[00:55] 7mori**
Yes.
**[00:56] 7oka**
Seems dangerous...
**[00:57] 7mori**
Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
**[00:58] 7mori**
Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
**[01:01] 7oka**
Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
you guys out right now!
**[01:05] Cyclops**
What could you possibly do
without Mr. Fujinami's help?
**[01:08] 7oka**
We may not have him, but you can have this!
**[01:13] 7oka**
We might have no budget, but with a
fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
**[01:17] Both**
Four, five, six—
**[01:19] Both**
Go, Nanana!
**[01:23] Cyclops**
Hey, i-it's headed this way!
**[01:25] Cyclops**
Whoa, s-stop it!
**[01:30] Cyclops**
Huh?
**[01:32] 7oka**
Hey, what happened?
**[01:34] 7mori**
I don't see the firework.
**[01:35] 7oka**
Where'd it go?
**[01:38] 7yama**
What kind of aim was that?
**[01:48] 7mori**
Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
**[01:51] 7oka**
I probably should have warmed up first.
**[01:56] 7yama**
You didn't go through that
Maeda Kenta routine first?
**[01:58] 7oka**
Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
**[02:02] 7oka**
* And so, our attempt to score big ratings*
* ended with nothing to show for it.*
**[02:07] 7oka**
* But as long as mysterious*
* creatures lurk in this world,*
**[02:09] 7oka**
*TV Nanana's expedition will continue!*
**[02:12] 7yama**
Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
**[02:16] Cyclops**
Hey!
**[02:17] Cyclops**
You guys know I'm rarer
than most cryptids, right?
**[02:21] Cyclops**
Why won't you put me on your show?!
**[02:23] Cyclops**
I already waived my likeness
rights and everything!
**[02:26] 7oka**
You just don't look like
you'd get any ratings!
**[02:29] Cyclops**
What about if, after you drain one of
those lakes, you find me in there?
**[02:33] 7oka**
You've got no impact.
**[02:34] Cyclops**
I'm very impactful!
**[02:36] Cyclops**
You could use a bunch of me.
**[02:37] 7oka**
For starters, drop this freelance
thing and get some representation.
**[02:41] Cyclops**
In that case, let me join
Watanabe Productions.
**[02:43] 7oka**
If you join, you'd better pay your
respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
**[02:46] 7oka**
All the new talent has to go
through his workshop first.
**[02:50] Cyclops**
Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
**[02:53] 7oka**
The end!
**[02:53] 7oka**
The End
**[02:54] Cyclops**
What kind of ending is this?