Season 3

E1 - Wacky TV Ships Out!

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #1 Wacky TV Ships Out!
[00:16] Sign/Narration
    TV Nanana's expedition crew takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
SIGN    TV Nanana's expedition crew
SIGN    takes on a highly anticipated new adventure!
[00:20] 7oka
    A new what?
[00:21] 7mori
    We're really doing this?
[00:22] Sign/Narration
    The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
SIGN    On the trail of the Kraken!
SIGN    The hunt for the legendary giant octopus:
[00:24] Sign/Narration
    On the trail of the Kraken!
[00:27] Narration
    The Kraken is a massive sea creature whose
    sightings date back to the middle ages.
[00:32] Narration
    It is spotted occasionally in
    the seas of Northern Europe.
[00:35] Narration
    It is a violent oceanic tyrant
    responsible for sinking countless ships
[00:40] Narration
    and gobbling up their crews,
    down to the last sailor!
[00:43] Narration
    And the time has come to discover the
    truth about this enigmatic beast!
SIGN    Hunt the Kraken!
[00:49] 7oka
    I don't wanna do that.
[00:49] 7mori
    That's the last thing I wanna do.
[00:51] 7oka
    Sounds scary!
SIGN    TV Nanana
[00:53] Narrator
    Meanwhile, here at TV Nanana,
[00:56] Narrator
    the situation is more dire than ever before!
[01:00] Narrator
    There's the fact that young
    people are watching less TV,
SIGN    Less TV viewership
SIGN    Lower ratings
[01:02] Narrator
    the loss of ratings,
SIGN    Reduced ad take
[01:03] Narrator
    shrinking ad revenue...
[01:06] Narrator
    Then there's the disinterest
    in our original programming,
SIGN    Unique content
SIGN    Self-deprecation
[01:09] Narrator
    along with people becoming tired
    of our self-deprecating humor!
[01:14] 7oka
    Man, if people don't like
    self-mocking jokes...
[01:16] 7oka
    That's bad news for us.
[01:17] 7yama
    That's basically our whole shtick.
[01:18] 7mori
    Right.
[01:19] Narrator
    However! If we can find the Kraken,
    our company will be saved!
SIGN    The hunt for higher ratings!
[01:26] 7oka
    I guess ratings are all that matter, huh?
[01:28] 7yama
    So... when do you think
    Mr. Fujinami will show up this time?
[01:31] 7oka
    The thing is, he's not exactly
    bringing in the numbers.
[01:34] 7yama
    He's not?!
[01:35] 7yama
    He's not getting our numbers up? But he's
    had two guest appearances already.
[01:38] 7oka
    It's mostly just because
    we like having him on.
[01:40] Narrator
    Their destination: the mysterious stretch
    of sea said to be the home of the Kraken,
[01:44] Narrator
    the Banana Triangle!
SIGN    Banana Triangle
SIGN    Banana Triangle
[01:47] Narrator
    Will they survive the experience?
[01:51] Narrator
    If they can make it back alive,
    it'll be a real bargain!
[01:53] Narrator
    Hang tough, expedition crew!
[01:55] 7oka
    "A real bargain"?
[01:55] 7mori
    What the?
[01:56] 7oka
    Is the bargain... our lives?
[01:58] narration
    Onward to historical achievements!
SIGN    Onward to historical achievements!
[01:59] narration
    Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
SIGN    Toward the triple crown of TV ratings!
[02:01] narration
    Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
SIGN    Toward the rejuvenation of ad revenue!
[02:04] 7yama
    That's asking for a whole lot.
[02:06] Narration
    The TV Nanana series will be
SIGN    TV Nanana
[02:08] Narration
    dedicating all their resources
    on an unprecedented scale...
SIGN    dedicating all their resources
    on an unprecedented scale!
[02:12] Narration
    with six stations across the country!
SIGN    Six stations across the country
[02:14] 7yama
    Not many...
[02:15] Narration
    The number one anticipated
    mini-runtime series this season!
SIGN    The number one anticipated
    mini-runtime series this season
[02:18] 7yama
    "Mini-runtime"?
[02:20] Narration
    Hunt down the giant octopus
    known as the Kraken!
SIGN    Hunting down the legendary giant octopus, the Kraken!
[02:23] Narration
    Don't miss it!
SIGN    Don't miss it!
[02:26] 7oka
    Boss? Boss!
[02:28] Vending machine sign
    Food Selection
[02:28] 7oka
    What's this stuff about an octopus?
[02:31] 7guchi
    Remember how public broadcasting
[02:33] 7guchi
    did that special on the giant squid,
    and it got good ratings?
[02:36] 7guchi
    Well, if they're doing a
    squid, we'll do an octopus!
[02:39] 7guchi
    We'll use the octopus to grab higher ratings
[02:39] Sign
    Employee cafeteria
[02:41] 7guchi
    and reinvigorate this mess of a company!
[02:45] 7oka
    That's pretty simplistic thinking...
[02:47] 7guchi
    I don't care how small your budget is!
    Get me that Kraken footage!
[02:50] 7guchi
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:52] 7guchi
    Go, Nanana!
[02:55] 7yama
    I gotta say, I'm not feeling this season, either.

E2 - Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 2 Voyage! On the Good Ship Cost Performance
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew boarded
    a boat prepared by the station
[00:18] 7oka
    and headed toward dangerous waters.
[00:21] 7oka
    This boat apparently has three
    lavish meals a day, open-air bathing,
SIGN    Super affordable!
SIGN    Enjoy a voyage on a chartered boat!
[00:21] Brochure signs
    Three meals a day Open air-bathing All you can drink
[00:24] 7oka
    and all the free drinks you want.
[00:27] 7oka
    But that's a load of crap!
[00:29] 7oka
    The three meals are all squid,
SIGN    Three meals a day
[00:32] 7oka
    and the bath is a vinyl kiddie
    pool with a bucket of seawater!
SIGN    Open-air bathing
[00:35] 7yama
    Smells gross.
[00:36] 7oka
    Plus the captain is drunk 24/7...
SIGN    Captain
[00:40] 7yama
    So the captain is the one who
    can drink as much as he wants?
[00:43] 7oka
    Man, the station screwed us over again!
[00:45] 7oka
    Let's cancel and head back.
[00:47] 7yama
    Nah, I doubt that'd work. It's too late.
[00:50] 7oka
    What makes you say that?
[00:53] 7yama
    I mean, do you see any way out of this?
[00:55] 7oka
    Huh?
[00:59] 7oka
    Hey, Nanayama. Go get eaten. Act as bait.
[01:02] 7yama
    What are you talking about?
[01:03] 7oka
    I mean, they should mellow out a little
    after eating one of us, right?
[01:07] 7oka
    Just... jump in its mouth!
[01:08] 7yama
    But... But why?
[01:10] 7oka
    We can use that chance to escape. Go on.
[01:13] 7yama
    So you'd just be running away?
[01:15] Captain
    Y'all leave them boys to me!
[01:18] Captain
    I'm fixin' to show you boys
    what a real sailor can do!
[01:21] Captain
    Keep them eyes peeled—
[01:24] 7oka
    He's totally red-faced.
[01:26] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he was was bros with Toba Shichiro!
[01:30] Captain
    So we're gonna be... okay!
[01:32] 7oka
    Wait, what? Brothers in what sense?
[01:35] Captain
    Okay, left!
[01:37] Captain
    And right!
[01:38] Captain
    And left... is a fake-out for a right!
[01:42] Captain
    And then up we go!
[01:44] 7yama
    It's like drunken kung fu.
[01:45] 7oka
    Wait, was he getting hammered on purpose?
[01:47] 7mori
    I guess the station wasn't
    just looking at the price.
[01:49] 7mori
    They knew the captain had serious
    skills when they chartered this boat!
[01:53] 7oka
    That has to be it!
[01:55] 7oka
    With this guy as our captain, we should
    be able to make it through anything!
[01:59] 7yama
    Man, he's really picking up the pace.
[02:01] 7yama
    These are some tricky moves.
[02:02] 7oka
    Maybe the captain's on a roll.
[02:05] Captain
    A little wave like this ain't nothin'!
[02:10] 7oka
    Whoa, whoa, close one!
[02:11] 7mori
    Careful now!
[02:12] 7oka
    Cutting it close, Captain!
[02:13] Captain
    Nah, nah, nah!
[02:15] 7yama
    Hey, it's that thing from the Titanic!
[02:18] 7oka
    Wait, is he gonna...
[02:19] Captain
    Upsy-daisy!
[02:21] 7oka
    He dodged it!
[02:23] 7oka
    This is is an amazing
    cost-performance ratio.
[02:25] 7oka
    With this boat, we should be able to get to
    the Banana Triangle even with no budget!
SIGN    A Focus on Cost-Performance
[02:30] 7oka
    All right!
[02:32] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:33] 7oka
    Four! Five! Six!
[02:33] 7yama
    Four... Five... Six...
[02:33] 7mori
    Four? Five? Six?
[02:36] 7oka
    Go, Nana—
[02:38] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:41] 7oka
    Captain?
[02:42] Captain
    Y'all leave this to me!
[02:45] Captain
    I'm bros with Nanakawa Yutaka,
    and he's bros with Toba Shichiro!
[02:50] Captain
    So this'll be no—
[02:52] 7yama
    So... second episode's the last episode?
[02:55] 7yama
    What's gonna happen next week?

E3 - Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 3 Staying Healthy! With the Unmotivated Adventurers
[00:16] 7oka
    Having been swallowed by a whale,
[00:18] 7oka
    the expedition crew was
    looking for a way to escape.
[00:21] 7oka
    What is up with the insides
    of whales? Where's the exit?
[00:25] Fukuda
    Hey, welcome to the inside of the whale!
[00:28] Fukuda
    Wait a minute... You guys
    are from TV Nanana!
[00:32] Fukuda
    You filming on location or what?
[00:33] 7yama
    Who are you?
[00:34] 7mori
    Wait, look closer!
[00:36] 7mori
    Isn't that Dafuku-senpai, who went missing?
[00:39] Fukuda
    Yeah, to tell you the truth, we were trying to film a new Hero Shichihiko season,
SIGN    Director of "Hero Shichihiko"
    Dafuku-senpai
[00:43] Fukuda
    but we ended up getting
    swallowed by this whale.
[00:45] Fukuda
    And we just kept getting delayed.
[00:49] Fukuda
    The inside of a whale is pretty complex,
    so there's no way we're getting out.
[00:52] Fukuda
    So instead of filming the new season,
    we decided to live in here.
[00:56] 7yama
    That's adapting fast.
[00:57] Fukuda
    You boys oughta move in, too.
    It's pretty cool!
[01:00] 7oka
    You can live inside a whale?
[01:02] Fukuda
    Of course!
[01:03] Fukuda
    You wanna see my awesome pad?
[01:05] Fukuda
    Come along, check it out.
[01:08] Fukuda
    Here we are. This is where I live.
[01:12] 7oka
    You live here?
[01:13] Fukuda
    I figured I might as well enjoy
    my life inside a whale,
[01:16] Fukuda
    so after a few renovations
    with the design team,
[01:18] Sign
    W h a l e L a n d
SIGN    Health Center
[01:19] Fukuda
    it ended up turning into a health spa.
[01:21] 7mori
    A health spa?!
[01:22] 7oka
    Wouldn't that piss the whale off?
[01:25] Fukuda
    We've got all kinds of
    different saunas inside.
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Finnish
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Dry
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Mist
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Foot Massage
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Deep Scrub
[01:26] Signs; left to right
    Hot Stone Massage
[01:29] Fukuda
    We offer a large group bath and a cold
    bath, too, along with foot massages,
[01:34] Fukuda
    deep scrubs, hot stone massages,
    and a break room you can nap in.
[01:38] 7oka
    Damn, he actually gets music
    acts to perform in this place.
[01:38] Sign
    Donretsu
[01:38] Sign
    Special Concert
[01:41] 7yama
    Here's hoping no one goes missing.
[01:43] Fukuda
    Fresh food is constantly floating in, so we
    never have to worry about what to eat.
[01:48] Fukuda
    Not only that, but lately, TVs, game systems,
[01:50] Fukuda
    cell phones, and Wi-Fi routers end up in here,
    too, so there's plenty of entertainment.
[01:55] Fukuda
    In the whale, you leisurely relax
    at the sauna, eat something tasty,
[01:59] Fukuda
    knock back a few drinks,
    play some games, and go to bed.
[02:01] Fukuda
    And every day is like that!
[02:03] Fukuda
    No commuting, no quotas to hit, no overtime,
    and no harassment from your bosses!
[02:08] 7oka
    Sounds nice.
[02:10] Fukuda
    I have absolutely no desire to
    go back to working in television.
[02:14] Fukuda
    If you like, you guys can hit up the sauna.
[02:17] Fukuda
    Heck, you can live in here with us!
[02:19] (Flashback) Fukuda
    You can live here... live here... live here...
[02:20] Sign
    Freedom from chasing ratings
[02:25] 7oka
    Thank you for having us!
[02:26] 7yama
    Aw, come on, let's get back to the shoot.
[02:28] 7yama
    The boss is gonna be mad if
    we don't land that scoop.
[02:31] 7oka
    Who cares if he gets mad or not?
[02:33] 7oka
    I'm done being a slave to ratings.
[02:35] 7oka
    From now on, I'm living at this spa!
[02:38] 7oka
    All right, which sauna to use?
[02:41] 7oka
    It'd be dumb to start with the
    cold one and be all like, "Brrr!"
[02:45] 7yama
    Um, Captain, could you at least
    cover up with a towel first?
[02:49] 7yama
    You keep slipping into my line of sight.
[02:51] 7oka
    So look at it.
[02:52] 7mori
    No, no. None of that, please.
[02:54] 7oka
    Really, look.
[02:55] 7yama
    No one wants to see a banana's banana.
[02:56] 7oka
    Look at it.

E4 - A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 4 A Slice of Heaven! Blissing Out Inside a Whale
[00:17] 7oka
    Inside the body of a sperm whale,
[00:19] Sign
    Whale Land
[00:19] Sign
    Health Center
[00:20] 7oka
    we find a place of healing for TV production
    staff: the Whale Land Health Center.
[00:28] 7oka
    This time around, we'll be
    recovering from the exhaustion
[00:31] 7oka
    of location scouting in
    this particular sauna.
SIGN    Sauna Instructor
    Dafuku-senpai
[00:37] Fukuda
    It's time to begin the Löyly.
[00:40] 7oka
    Löyly refers to a type of
    Finnish sauna treatment.
[00:46] 7oka
    The heated breeze generated
[00:48] 7oka
    by a skilled technician creates
    a refreshing type of perspiration.
SIGN    Löyly
SIGN    HEAT
[00:54] 7yama
    This Löyly stuff is kind
    of a pain on the face.
[01:01] 7oka
    After the sauna,
[01:03] 7oka
    it's time for a dip in the mineral-rich
    seawater bath to cool off our heated bodies.
SIGN    Seawater Bath
[01:09] 7oka
    I had no idea a trip to the
    sauna could feel so good!
[01:14] 7oka
    Down here, there's no need
    for filming on location,
SIGN    Locations
[01:17] {Sign
    no worrying about ratings,
SIGN    Ratings
[01:20] {sign
    no complaints from viewers,
SIGN    Complaints
[01:23] {sign
    no overnight editing marathons,
SIGN    Working late
[01:26] {sign
    and no power harassment from the boss!
SIGN    Harassment
[01:28] 7oka
    It's pure bliss.
[01:31] 7oka
    What is this feeling of ecstasy?
    This feeling of satisfaction?
[01:37] 7oka
    Is this what they mean
[01:40] 7oka
    when they say saunas can take you
    to a state of supreme bliss?
[01:45] 7oka
    Here we go... Here it comes...
[01:49] 7oka
    This is it! This is it! Here we go!
[01:55] 7oka
    I'm blissing out!
[01:55] Sign
    Blissing Out
[02:01] 7oka
    Boss, thanks for everything.
[02:04] 7oka
    Good luck with the low ratings
    until your job wraps up.
[02:07] 7oka
    Because I'm spending the rest of my life...
[02:10] 7oka
    enjoying my life!
[02:13] 7guchi
    Damn it, Nanaoka!
    What are you talking about?
[02:17] 7oka
    M-My imaginary boss just talked!
SIGN    Producer
    Nanaguchi
[02:20] 7guchi
    A sauna feels good because you visit it after
    doing your job and working up a good sweat!
[02:26] 7guchi
    You've barely done squat so far!
[02:29] 7oka
    S-Sorry, sir!
[02:30] 7guchi
    Until you get us that scoop
    and win the ratings Triple Crown,
[02:34] 7guchi
    you're banned from the sauna!
[02:36] Sign
    Sauna
    Ban
[02:37] 7guchi
    Now, get back to work!
[02:39] 7oka
    Y-Yessir!
[02:40] 7guchi
    I've always got my eye on you!
[02:43] 7oka
    That's rough!
[02:47] 7oka
    Huh?
[02:48] 7oka
    Man, I was blissing out,
    and now it's ruined!
[02:53] 7oka
    Maybe the boss should take a trip to the
    sauna himself every now and then. Jeez!

E5 - Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 5 Defend With Your Lives! The Mini Golden Time Slot
[00:16] 7oka
    Having blissed out in the sauna,
[00:18] 7oka
    we then sought our escape from
    the inside of the whale.
[00:22] 7oka
    Hey, there it is!
[00:24] 7oka
    That must be the blowhole!
[00:26] 7oka
    We'll do it old-school and ride out
    when the whale shoots its water spout.
[00:30] 7oka
    All right!
SIGN    Pepper
[00:32] 7oka
    There you go! Have some of that!
[00:34] 7oka
    Come on, come on!
[00:35] 7oka
    Got one huge sneeze coming right up!
[00:40] 7oka
    You guys aren't the ones who
    are supposed to sneeze...
[00:44] 7mori
    Captain, send it up there, please. Up there!
[00:47] 7mori
    Oh, no! The pepper got into the engine,
    and now the boat won't move.
[00:51] 7mori
    If we don't do something,
    we're gonna be digested,
[00:53] ---
    Lungs
[00:53] ---
    Stomach
[00:53] ---
    Anus
[00:54] 7mori
    and we'll be exiting through the anus.
[00:56] 7oka
    If we go out through the anus,
[00:56] ---
    Stomach
[00:56] ---
    Anus
[00:57] 7oka
    wouldn't that make us whale... y'know? Damn!
[01:02] 7yama
    If that happens, I don't know if they'll
    want to air this during dinnertime.
[01:07] 7mori
    And after we landed a time
    slot in Golden Time...
[01:10] 7mori
    It'd be such a shame if
    we got taken off the air.
[01:13] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:15] 7yama
    What's he doing now?
[01:18] 7mori
    Oh, that's Löyly from the sauna!
SIGN    Löyly
[01:20] 7mori
    He's trying to move the air
    to send the pepper flying!
[01:23] 7yama
    Oh, so that's it.
[01:25] 7oka
    I don't care if we're
    only on for five minutes!
[01:27] 7oka
    We got this slot during Golden Time,
    and I'm going to defend it!
[01:31] 7oka
    Golden Time! Golden Time!
    No one's taking our spot!
[01:36] 7yama
    The pepper's starting to drift upwards!
[01:38] 7oka
    How's that?! That's Nanalöyly—
    the Nanaoka method of heat dispersion!
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:42] Sign
    Nanalöyly
[01:43] 7oka
    Pepper, rise high!
[01:46] 7mori
    Captain, spin it faster. Get the air going.
[01:48] 7yama
    Come on, Captain,
    swing that thing! Get it going!
[01:49] 7oka
    Come on, come on, come on, come on!
[01:52] 7yama
    That's nowhere near enough air.
[01:54] 7oka
    Look, I'm working on it!
[01:55] 7yama
    Still not looking good.
[01:55] 7oka
    Up we go, come on, come on, come on!
[01:57] 7yama
    That's not gonna get the pepper high enough.
[01:59] 7oka
    Here we go, here we go,
    here we go, here we go!
[02:00] 7yama
    Damn, man, you suck. That's way too slow.
[02:03] 7oka
    Hey, shut up! No one asked you, Nanayama!
[02:06] 7yama
    This is why you never get promoted.
[02:08] 7oka
    All right, I've had enough of you.
[02:09] 7oka
    Gimme your peel, then.
    I'm gonna start up a Double Löyly.
[02:14] 7oka
    Round and round and round!
[02:17] 7oka
    Go, go, pepper, fly!
[02:20] 7yama
    Gently, please.
    You're gonna rip it otherwise.
[02:26] 7yama
    Hey, we're out.
[02:29] 7oka
    Hell yeah! My Double Löyly did the trick!
[02:32] 7oka
    We've successfully defended
    our time slot in Golden Time!
[02:35] 7mori
    That's a relief!
[02:37] 7oka
    And no one is ever taking this spot over!
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:40] Sign
    Golden Time
[02:41] 7oka
    Let's do it!
[02:42] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:42] 7yama
    Here we go.
[02:42] 7mori
    All righty...
[02:44] 7oka
    Budget or not, we'll manage!
[02:44] 7mori
    Budget... or not? We'll... manage?
[02:44] 7yama
    Budget or not... we'll manage.
[02:48] 7oka
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7yama
    Four, five, six—
[02:48] 7mori
    Four... five... six—
[02:55] 7yama
    Good work today.

E6 - Super Deluxe! -5G Communications

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 6 Super Deluxe! -5G Communications
[00:16] 7oka
    The boat's engine is busted!
[00:19] 7oka
    We'd better call for a rescue team to save us!
[00:22] 7oka
    Gimme your cell phone!
[00:23] 7yama
    The network's been doing so poorly that
[00:25] 7yama
    they canceled service for all
    the employee phones, remember?
[00:28] 7oka
    You'd think that'd be one of
    the last things they'd get rid of!
[00:31] 7oka
    How are we supposed to contact anyone?
[00:34] Sign/7guchi
    You guys doing well?
    That chartered ship I arranged is pretty good, right?
    I made a point to get one with a good cost/performance ratio.
    From Nanaguchi
[00:35] Sign/7guchi
    You guys doing well?
[00:37] 7oka
    It's from the boss!
[00:38] Sign/7guchi
    That chartered ship I arranged
    is pretty good, right?
[00:41] Sign/7guchi
    I made a point to get one with
    a good cost/performance ratio.
[00:44] 7oka
    Doesn't seem like a good choice to me.
[00:46] 7mori
    Especially considering the engine trouble.
[00:48] 7guchi
    What? There's engine trouble?
[00:51] 7yama
    He responded already.
[00:52] 7guchi
    Don't you dare do anything
    dumb like call for a rescue team!
[00:55] 7guchi
    You boys don't have any
    kind of accident insurance,
[00:58] 7guchi
    so if you call a rescue chopper,
[01:00] 7guchi
    it's gonna cost an arm and a leg...
[01:03] 7guchi
    which will mean instant bankruptcy
    for a tiny TV station like ours!
[01:06] 7oka
    He could've at least gotten
    us some insurance...
[01:08] 7guchi
    By the way, you have no international
    travel insurance either,
[01:12] 7guchi
    so if you get sick or injured,
    you'll have to tough it out!
[01:16] 7guchi
    My throat hurts.
[01:17] 7mori
    I think I'm coming down with something.
[01:19] 7guchi
    Now, then...
[01:22] 7mori
    Gotta feel sorry for the pigeon
    that was made to deliver this one.
[01:22] Sign
    Now, then...
[01:26] 7guchi
    Due to the business difficulty
    that TV Nanana is experiencing,
[01:30] 7guchi
    we will be using these messenger pigeons
    instead of cell phones for communications,
[01:34] 7guchi
    in order to cut back on expenditures.
[01:37] 7oka
    Can we seriously get a hold
    of anyone with these things?
[01:40] 7guchi
    And you fools better not
    take these pigeons lightly!
[01:43] 7guchi
    They're an elite flock of service animals,
    given top-level training by first-in-field breeders!
[01:48] Sign
    Niinuma
[01:49] 7guchi
    We're talking real brand-name birds, and each
    one costs 50,000 yen, so be careful with them.
[01:50] Sign
    Top Grade Messenger Pigeon
[01:53] 7mori
    50,000 a pigeon?!
[01:55] 7yama
    That'd pay for a phone.
[01:58] 7yama
    Man, reading these is kind of a drag.
[02:00] 7guchi
    Aw, damn it! Damn it, damn it, damn it!
[02:04] 7mori
    Whoa, what the?
[02:05] 7oka
    His tone changed all of a sudden.
[02:07] 7guchi
    Things really suck when business is bad!
[02:09] 7guchi
    No cell phones, no taxi fare,
[02:11] 7guchi
    can't produce documents with color,
[02:13] 7guchi
    and no entertainment budget at all!
[02:16] 7guchi
    I've been forced to drink
    at home because of it!
[02:21] 7guchi
    Damn it!
[02:23] 7oka
    He's just mad he has to
    pay for his own booze.
[02:24] 7mori
    Seriously.
[02:26] 7guchi
    That being the case...
[02:27] 7guchi
    you boys need to get footage of
    this giant kraken, no matter what.
[02:32] 7guchi
    If we get some decent ratings,
    it'll mean better business for the company,
[02:36] 7guchi
    and that'll mean taxi fare and entertainment
    expenses will flow like wine!
[02:43] 7guchi
    That is all. I'll be
    praying for your success!
[02:47] 7oka
    And so, we started using messenger pigeons.
[02:51] 7mori
    It costs a ton to feed these guys, huh?
[02:55] 7yama
    I'm pretty sure the phones
    would've been cheaper.

E7 - Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #7 Rescue! Sea-Sent SOS
[00:17] 7oka
    With the boat's engine stopped,
    we were left adrift on the sea.
[00:21] 7oka
    If this boat doesn't get moving, we're
    not gonna get anywhere with the shoot.
[00:24] 7mori
    You want to try hitching a ride?
[00:26] 7mori
    First, we'll send up a smoke signal
    so any nearby ships will notice us.
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
SIGN    Smoke Signal
[00:31] 7mori
    Burning this smoked squid
    should make for good smoke.
[00:34] 7oka
    All right, let's burn it all!
[00:36] 7oka
    Keep throwing stuff on there! We need smoke!
[00:40] 7oka
    There!
[00:41] 7oka
    Hey, this is pretty greasy.
    I bet it'll burn great.
[00:44] 7yama
    Captain. Captain.
[00:45] 7oka
    What now?
[00:46] 7yama
    Are you gonna burn that?
[00:47] 7oka
    Well, we have to burn it,
    or we won't have enough smoke.
[00:49] 7yama
    Do you know what it is?
[00:51] 7oka
    Quit interrupting me! You're such a pest.
[00:52] 7yama
    Yeah, but...
[00:52] 7oka
    Here we go!
[00:53] 7yama
    No, no, it's... my peel.
[00:56] 7oka
    Let go already!
[00:57] 7yama
    Absolutely not. I only brought one with me.
[01:00] 7oka
    It's yours, so it can go
    in the fire! Now give it!
[01:01] 7yama
    No, no... It's the only one I have...
[01:03] 7oka
    Give it!
[01:04] 7yama
    But it's good for all the warmer seasons...
[01:04] 7oka
    Look, think of the situation. Get a clue.
[01:05] 7yama
    I don't wanna.
[01:07] 7mori
    Hey, Captain, there are a few
    ships that noticed our signal!
[01:11] 7oka
    Okay, looks like the smoke
    signals did the job.
[01:14] 7oka
    Now we use these to send out a
    message requesting a rescue!
[01:17] 7oka
    Ta-da!
[01:19] 7oka
    Niinuma-brand messenger pigeons!
SIGN    Niinuma-Brand
    Messenger Pigeons
[01:22] 7oka
    They're the only method of communication
    the company saw fit to give us.
[01:26] 7oka
    Time to see what super fancy
    messenger pigeons can really do!
[01:29] 7oka
    Take our message to those boats!
[01:31] 7oka
    We're counting on you!
[01:32] 7yama
    Go, Niinuma!
[01:36] 7oka
    Where the heck are they flying?
[01:38] 7oka
    They're fighting instead of going anywhere!
[01:40] 7mori
    I think all that squid smoke
    must've upset them...
[01:44] 7oka
    If they don't deliver our messages,
    the boats are gonna ignore us and sail away!
[01:49] 7mori
    Captain, look! One of them is
    actually heading toward a boat!
[01:54] 7oka
    Hey, you're right!
[01:55] 7oka
    It's a bit shaky, but it's using its
    unique strengths to charge ahead!
SIGN    Capitalizing on
    Unique Strengths
[01:58] 7oka
    That bird is just like TV Nanana!
[02:01] 7oka
    There you go, TV Nanana!
    You can do it! Come on!
[02:10] 7mori
    The ship that got our message
    is headed this way.
[02:12] 7mori
    Looks like we'll be able to
    hitch a ride after all! Yay!
[02:15] 7oka
    You did a good job!
[02:17] 7oka
    Even without cell phones...
[02:19] Everybody
    We can manage with smoke
    signals and pigeons!
[02:22] Everybody
    Four, five, six, go Nanana!
[02:26] 7oka
    Okay, let's score us a free ride.
[02:31] 7oka
    Huh? What's with this boat?
[02:38] 7mori
    Wait... Those are the pirates
    that have been on the news lately.
[02:41] 7oka
    Pirates?!
[02:43] 7mori
    Why did you have to fly to the pirates?
[02:46] 7oka
    You should've checked first,
    damn slacker bird!
[02:50] 7oka
    Using your unique strengths is great and all,
    but you still need to get actual results!
[02:55] 7oka
    How could you not get that? Sheesh!

E8 - Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #8 Captured! Terror Aboard the Pirate Ship
[00:16] Boss
    We're the terrifying Redbeard Pirates.
SIGN    Redbeard Pirates
[00:20] Boss
    We're just in this for the money, so as long
    as your ransom gets paid, you can go free.
[00:26] 7oka
    How much do you have on you?
[00:27] 7mori
    I think my Pasmo card has
    about 2,000 yen on it.
[00:29] 7mori
    And I've got my QUO and T Cards, too.
[00:30] 7yama
    Do you think they'll accept
    the beef bowl coupon I have?
[00:33] Boss
    You lot won't be paying. We're gonna
    negotiate with your employer.
[00:38] Boss
    And if they don't offer up a decent
    ransom, you're all fish food.
[00:46] Boss
    You're from a TV station, eh?
[00:48] Boss
    Come to think of it, those folks who were
    filming the giant squid were a big deal.
[00:53] Boss
    Got plenty of ransom money for them.
[00:55] 7oka
    That's because they're actually well-funded!
SIGN    Employee ID
SIGN    Expedition Crew
    Director
    
    Nanaoka
SIGN     TV Nanana

[00:58] Boss
    Never even heard of TV Nanana.
[01:01] Boss
    Must be some rinky-dink operation.
[01:03] Boss
    Explains why you're out in
    a rusty squid-fishing boat.
[01:07] 7oka
    But did you know that it has three
[01:09] 7oka
    complimentary meals a day
    and open-air bathing?
[01:11] Boss
    You poor saps probably
    aren't worth the trouble.
[01:14] Boss
    Into the sea you go.
[01:16] 7oka
    N-Now, hold on a second!
[01:17] 7oka
    It's true that we aren't a big organization,
[01:20] 7oka
    but we're still a major, Tokyo-based
    network with terrestrial broadcasts!
[01:23] 7oka
    So could you maybe negotiate
    with the home office?
[01:25] Boss
    Don't lie to me, boy!
[01:27] 7mori
    He's telling the truth, though.
[01:30] 7oka
    Y'know that show where they drain the lake?
    Or where they follow people home?
[01:33] 7oka
    Those are ours!
[01:35] Boss
    Never heard of them. What the hell's
    entertaining about draining a lake?
[01:39] Boss
    And if you follow somebody home,
    that just makes you a stalker.
[01:42] Boss
    Let's be rid of you, then. Right now.
[01:44] 7oka
    You gotta spare us. Please.
[01:45] 7mori
    We're begging you.
[01:45] 7oka
    We're seriously a major network!
    We broadcast ping pong and judo matches!
[01:48] 7oka
    Come on!
[01:48] 7mori
    Please.
[01:49] 7yama
    Niinuma, save us.
[01:52] Lackey
    Boss! I did a search, and it looks like
    they really are a major network.
[01:57] Boss
    You gotta be kidding me.
[01:58] Boss
    TV Nanana
[01:58] Boss
    a national TV network
[01:58] Boss
    Giroppon 1-Chome
[01:59] Boss
    "TV Nanana, a national TV network
    located in Giroppon 1-Chome."
[02:03] Boss
    It's true!
SIGN    All Affiliate Stations
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Nanana
    Setouchi
[02:04] Boss
    Says you've only got six affiliates,
    though. That ain't much.
[02:07] 7oka
    Wait, only six?
[02:09] 7mori
    The smaller number helps
    keep us flexible, though.
SIGN    All Affiliate Stations
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Tokyo Stock Exchange
[02:11] 7oka
    Looks like you were doing well for a bit,
    but your stock value's pretty low.
[02:15] 7oka
    Must've been a drop in ratings causing
    a lack of growth through ad revenue.
[02:19] 7oka
    Plus, kids these days
    don't bother with TV much,
[02:23] 7oka
    so all the ad money's going to the Internet.
[02:25] 7oka
    It's rough times for the TV biz.
[02:28] 7yama
    You're oddly well-informed.
[02:30] Boss
    Guess I'll fire off a
    message to your president.
[02:33] Boss
    We've got your precious employees.
[02:36] Boss
    Prepare the ransom ASAP!
[02:38] Boss
    From the pirates.
[02:39] Boss
    There.
[02:41] 7mori
    I'm glad we technically
    qualify as a major network.
[02:43] 7oka
    This is all thanks to our regional affiliates.
[02:46] 7oka
    Thank you all for saving our lives!
SIGN    TV
    Nanana
SIGN    Nanana
    Kyushu
SIGN    Nanana
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Nanana
    Aichi
SIGN    Nanana
    Osaka
SIGN    Nanana
    Setouchi
[02:49] 7oka
    We hope we can continue to work
    together as affiliates of TV Nanana!
[02:53] 7oka
    Thank you!
[02:55] 7yama
    All six of you.

E9 - Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #9 Streaming! Shipboard Side Hustle Habits
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition crew are being
    held hostage aboard a pirate ship.
[00:21] 7mori
    All of the crew on this ship
    are doing weird stuff.
[00:24] 7oka
    I bet they've gone nuts from a
    little too much time at sea.
[00:29] Boss
    They ain't actually that crazy.
[00:32] Boss
    Most of them are 7tubers on the side.
[00:34] Oka/Mori
    7tubers?
[00:36] Boss
    They upload their videos to the video sharing
    service "7tube" to earn a bit of extra cash.
[00:42] Boss
    If any of the videos go viral,
    that'll mean more views, and more pay.
[00:47] Boss
    I've got a channel of my own.
[00:50] Boss
    Dun-dun! Hello, 7tube.
[00:53] Boss
    It's me, the Pirate 7tuber, pirate boss!
[00:56] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[00:57] Boss
    These days, all pirates
    are churning out content.
[01:00] Boss
    7tube's too big a source
    of revenue to ignore!
[01:03] 7yama
    Everyone has two jobs nowadays...
[01:06] Boss
    You lot are just sitting
    around being hostages,
[01:09] Boss
    so cook up some decent videos
    and stick them on my channel.
[01:13] Boss
    You're TV pros, so it oughta
    be simple enough, right?
[01:16] Boss
    And if you can boost my subscriber
    count, I'll even lower your ransom.
[01:21] 7mori
    Oh, nice! Captain, let's do it!
[01:24] 7oka
    You're on! Time to show you amateurs
    what professional production looks like.
SIGN    We threw the AD into a fridge
SIGN    * Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We bathed the AD in squid ink
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
SIGN    We dangled the AD over some sharks
SIGN    *Don't try this at home, kids.
[01:48] 7yama
    Uh, Captain, what the heck is all this?
[01:51] 7yama
    Who wants to watch this kind of stuff?
[01:53] 7oka
    Look, I don't really get it either,
[01:56] 7oka
    but if you do crazy stunts, people
    will watch your videos, right?
[01:59] 7oka
    So we gotta do crazy stunts.
    That oughta do it, right?
[02:02] 7yama
    Yeah, but why am I the one doing them?
[02:05] 7oka
    I mean, you look kinda like Hikakin, right?
[02:08] 7yama
    I'll admit we have a similar
    type of face, but...
[02:10] 7yama
    Whoa, hey, stop lowering me! Stop that!
[02:15] 7oka
    We continued to upload challenge videos.
SIGN    We tried playing Pop-up Pirate for real
SIGN    We tried to feed seagulls
[02:19] 7yama
    Is this seriously good enough?
[02:22] Boss
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    Pirate Boss
SIGN    Channel Subscribers
[02:24] Boss
    My subscriber count capsized after
    you lot started uploading videos!
[02:29] Boss
    What's the meaning of this?!
[02:33] Boss
    And you boys actually
    work at a major network?
[02:35] 7oka
    Well, that's weird! What's up with that?
[02:38] 7mori
    Uh, I think this is going to
    make our ransom price go up.
[02:41] 7oka
    Maybe we needed more extreme challenges?
[02:44] 7yama
    It doesn't have to be all
    meme-y challenges, y'know.
[02:47] 7yama
    There are easier things, like "let's play" videos.
[02:50] 7oka
    We're out of options! I guess
    Nanayama has to be shark food!
[02:53] ---
    Nanayama, go!
[02:54] 7yama
    You already tried that
    in the second episode.

E10 - President! A Hard Cash Negotiation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #10 President! A Hard Cash Negotiation
[00:19] Boss
    Time's up. Your company read the
    ransom demand, but didn't respond.
[00:26] Boss
    Off to the deep with you all, as agreed.
[00:29] 7oka
    Employee lives are on the line,
[00:30] 7oka
    and they cheaped out on the freaking ransom!
[00:33] 7mori
    They shrank the cafeteria menu,
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[00:34] Eye sign
    Cheapo
[00:35] 7mori
    banned color printing,
[00:36] 7mori
    stopped comping taxis,
[00:37] 7mori
    and now they won't even pay
    our ransom?! Unbelievable!
[00:40] 7oka
    Doesn't one of you have a
    pocket knife or something?!
[00:42] 7mori
    Not me.
[00:43] Captain
    Hey, I got me one of these!
[00:47] 7oka
    Oh, Captain, you're still here?
    What's the button for?
[00:50] Captain
    Time for this little gizmo to shine!
[00:50] Sign
    Squid Fishing Boat
    Remote Control Button
[00:54] Captain
    It's gonna activate a fancy feature
    I got hooked up on my boat!
[01:00] 7oka
    Y'know, I was wondering what that
    weird arm was supposed to be for.
[01:00] ---
    Charter Fishing Boat
[01:04] 7oka
    You're gonna maneuver that
    thing to save us, huh?
[01:09] 7oka
    Sounds good, Captain! Hit that thing!
[01:11] 7mori
    Quick, please!
[01:12] Captain
    All right, here we go!
[01:13] Captain
    And a boop!
[01:15] 7oka
    Oh, here it comes, here it comes!
[01:17] 7oka
    Our trusted vessel's here to save us!
[01:21] Captain
    That switched on the lights!
[01:25] Captain
    That oughta make being dunked
    a little less gloomy.
[01:28] 7oka
    Who the hell asked for that?!
    Would you look below us?!
[01:31] 7oka
    Now that we stand out more,
    all the sharks are eyeing us!
[01:35] 7oka
    What were you thinking?!
[01:36] 7oka
    Who chartered this useless
    boat in the first place?!
[01:40] 7oka
    Oh, come on, here come the sharks!
[01:43] 7oka
    This is bad, real bad!
[01:44] 7oka
    Prez! Prez, save us! Please!
[01:45] 7mori
    Mr. President, please! Hurry!
[01:45] 7oka
    Prez, you gotta save us!
[01:47] 7mori
    Help!
[01:48] 7yama
    Mommy!
[01:49] 7oka
    Hang on... just wait...
[01:50] 7mori
    We're doomed!
[01:51] 7oka
    Oh, man! Oh, man, this is it! This is it!
[01:56] Boss
    Your president finally replied.
[01:59] Boss
    Ain't you lot lucky?
[02:00] 7mori
    That was a close one...
[02:02] 7mori
    I bet the president sold his stocks in
    the company to raise the ransom money!
[02:06] 7mori
    And in this economy, too!
    Thank you so much, sir!
SIGN    TV Nanana
    President
[02:07] Eye sign
    Love
[02:09] 7oka
    We're going to get that
    scoop for you, I swear!
[02:14] 7yama
    Prez...
[02:15] 7oka
    I love you, Mr. President!
[02:18] 7oka
    So, how much is he willing to pay?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Hey there!
    I'm the president of TV Nanana.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    I would love to meet your demands, but...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Our ratings have been kind of iffy lately,
    and earnings aren't where we'd like!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
[02:35] 7oka
    Is that it?!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    To be honest, we're in the red this quarter,
    so we can't afford the ransom (＊^o^＊)/

SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    We'll just write those three off.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
[02:40] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    P.S.
    
    
    
    We were told to lay some
    people off, so this is a big help!
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
[02:44] Boss (dialog)
    I kept trying to negotiate,
    but he just wasn't biting.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
[02:44] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
[02:45] Stamp sign
    Thanks
    a bunch!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN    How about 2 mil?
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

[02:46] Boss (dialog)
    You'd think a major network
    would have some pride...
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    No, thank you!
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     200,000 then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    I'll pass!

SIGN     Pirate Boss
SIGN     20,000, then.
SIGN    TV Nanana President And CEO
SIGN    Can't do it!

[02:50] Boss (dialog)
    Don't look at me. It's your company's fault.
[02:53] Boss (dialog)
    Got it?
[02:54] 7yama
    Our bosses chose the worst
    time to be consistent...

E11 - Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 11 Arrival! A Rampaging Giant Lifeform
[00:16] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[00:22] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[00:24] 7oka
    And at long last, we've tracked down
    the legendary creature of the deep!
[00:28] 7oka
    That...
[00:29] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[00:32] Pirate
    I don't wanna die!
[00:33] 7oka
    Hold on, cut, cut!
[00:34] Pirate
    Mommy!
[00:36] 7oka
    Stay out of the shot!
[00:37] 7oka
    Get it rolling.
[00:39] 7oka
    Okay, here we go!
[00:41] 7oka
    That is the giant octopus—
[00:43] Boss
    What in blue blazes is that abomination?!
[00:45] 7oka
    Hey!
[00:46] 7oka
    You're messing up the shot! Could you move?!
[00:49] 7oka
    We're filming here. You need to back off.
[00:51] 7mori
    Ow, ow, ow...
[00:53] 7mori
    Captain, I can't move.
[00:55] 7oka
    Come on, guys, don't bunch up like this!
[00:57] 7oka
    We're chasing the ratings triple
    crown here! Just let us shoot!
[01:01] 7oka
    Wait, aren't these guys struggling 7Tubers?
[01:03] Sign
    7Tuber
[01:03] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, listen up, people!
[01:07] 7oka
    Did you know that giant octopus
    is supposed to be super rare?!
[01:11] 7oka
    So instead of bunching up like this,
    you should try and get closer!
[01:15] 7oka
    I bet if you can upload a video of it,
    it'll generate so much buzz
[01:19] 7oka
    that you'll be inducted into
    the ranks of the top 7Tubers!
[01:19] Sign
    Pirate Boss
[01:24] Pirates
    A top 7Tuber...
[01:28] Pirates
    Kraken! Look this way!
[01:31] Pirates
    Wow! It touched my leg!
[01:33] Pirates
    It caught me!
[01:35] Pirates
    Catch me, too!
[01:37] 7yama
    That's ambition for you.
[01:39] 7oka
    Some people will do anything for views.
[01:43] 7oka
    Okay, if we can get this footage, it'll mean
    the ratings triple crown for TV Nanana!
[01:47] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[01:49] Sign
    Giant Octopus Caught on Camera: the Kraken!
[01:50] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's expedition crew!
[01:52] 7oka
    And that...
[01:53] 7oka
    is the giant octopus known as the Kraken!
[01:57] 7oka
    We're gonna get the ratings
    triple crown! We've done it!
[02:01] 7oka
    Wait...
[02:02] 7oka
    That's not an octopus. It's a squid.
[02:05] Sign
    Squid
[02:06] Captain
    Oh, that ain't the Kraken.
    That's just one of them giant squids.
[02:10] 7oka
    Giant squid?
[02:12] Captain
    I reckon it was drawn to the boat's
    special lights for squid fishing!
[02:16] Captain
    I ain't seen one this big in a while!
[02:21] Boss
    Wait, this is a squid?!
[02:23] 7oka
    What the hell?!
[02:25] 7oka
    Everybody's seen the reruns of the giant
    squid on public broadcasting already!
[02:28] 7oka
    This won't get us ratings!
[02:30] 7oka
    Sorry, Mr. Pirate. This thing
    isn't actually the Kraken.
[02:33] Boss
    Wait, what about my views?!
[02:36] 7oka
    I wouldn't get my hopes up.
[02:41] Boss
    And I thought I'd finally be able
    to make my living off of 7Tube...
[02:44] Boss
    I was gonna call myself the the pirate king,
    or "pirakin" for short!
[02:48] 7oka
    It seems our journey to find
    the Kraken will continue.
[02:51] 7oka
    Aren't 7Tubers super popular anyway?
[02:55] 7yama
    Seems really hard to get
    anywhere doing it, though.

E12 - Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    # 12 Eggplant! The Unrivaled Director
[00:16] 7oka
    The fishing boat the
    expedition crew was using
[00:18] 7oka
    has washed up on a small
    island after malfunctioning.
[00:21] 7oka
    "Welcome to Nanagashima,
    the island where the Kraken lurks."
[00:25] 7oka
    Say what?!
[00:27] 7oka
    So the Kraken was hiding on this island?!
[00:31] 7oka
    Let's leave the captain to repair the
    boat and start scouting the island!
[00:35] 7oka
    Hold on tight, boys!
[00:39] 7mori
    Sorry, I'm just so hungry since we haven't
    been catching a lot of squid lately...
[00:43] 7yama
    Should we catch some fish first?
[00:45] 7yama
    There's a bunch over there.
[00:48] 7oka
    Well, they all look tasty!
[00:50] 7oka
    Just leave this to me, the number one
    survival show director in the industry!
[00:54] 7oka
    Huh, I'm not catching any.
[00:56] 7oka
    Feels like I'm about to
    nail it, and then I miss.
[00:58] 7oka
    Kinda like my career in TV.
[01:00] 7yama
    Oh, I got another one.
[01:02] 7yama
    It's like I get one every time I try.
[01:03] 7yama
    Every time I try, I get one.
[01:05] 7yama
    I can even manage with my eyes closed!
[01:06] 7yama
    This is pretty easy.
[01:07] Nasu
    Hey, hold it! What're you guys doing?!
[01:12] Nasu
    Those fish are mine! Get your paws off!
[01:16] Nasu
    Seriously, those aren't for you!
    Give them back.
[01:19] 7oka
    What's your problem?!
    I caught it, so it's mine! Let go!
[01:22] 7yama
    I actually caught it, though.
[01:24] Nasu
    I caught these fish in the ocean,
    and have been breeding them in this pond!
[01:28] 7oka
    You can't do that! Who said you could do that?!
[01:31] Nasu
    Give my fish back!
[01:32] 7oka
    Let go!
[01:33] Nasu
    Fine. I'll just have to resort to force.
[01:36] 7oka
    Yeah, you want some?
[01:38] Nasu
    I'm serious here, man!
[01:39] Nasu
    I'll stab you!
[01:41] 7oka
    Bring it on, then!
[01:42] 7mori
    Hey, Captain!
[01:43] 7oka
    What now?
[01:44] 7mori
    This is a famous director from one of our
    rival networks! They call him Nasubi D!
[01:48] 7oka
    Nasubi D?
SIGN    Nasubi D
[01:51] 7mori
    He's famous for pulling huge
    ratings with survival shows!
[01:55] 7mori
    He put his skills on display during
    filming and caught huge fish with ease!
[01:59] Nasu
    Got 'em!
[02:02] 7mori
    He did stuff like biting into raw snails
[02:04] 7mori
    and eating a bucket full of huge grubs!
[02:06] 7mori
    He's an unrivaled director in the industry
    when it comes to survival shows!
[02:10] Sign
    Survivalist Director
[02:10] 7oka
    Kinda feels like he's copying me...
[02:12] 7mori
    There's no way a normal
    director like you can compare!
[02:17] 7yama
    For one thing, we're both major networks,
    but look at the size of his staff.
[02:21] 7oka
    One, two, three, four... fifteen?!
[02:24] 7oka
    That's too many! It's easier to
    get around with a smaller team!
[02:27] 7mori
    Yuhi TV is a big company.
[02:29] 7mori
    They've got 24 affiliate stations, too!
SIGN    24 Affiliate Stations
[02:32] 7oka
    Are you kidding?!
[02:32] 7yama
    By the way, we've got six.
SIGN    6 Affiliate Stations
[02:35] 7oka
    Do you think they could spare a few?
[02:38] 7oka
    But hang on! We've got our pride to
    uphold as a rival major network!
[02:42] 7oka
    And I am not letting you have this fish!
[02:45] 7oka
    I will not cave to you!
SIGN    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose
[02:50] Sign/7oka
    This is a battle we cannot afford to lose.
[02:55] 7yama
    This is gonna be a pain.

E13 - Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #13 Survival! Twenty Years' Vacation
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has ended
    up clashing with Yuhi TV.
[00:20] Nasu
    Wait, do you work for TV Nanana?
[00:23] 7oka
    That was when his attitude suddenly changed,
    and we were invited to where his group lived.
[00:27] 7mori
    We love all your shows on
    Yuhi TV, Director Nasubi.
[00:30] 7mori
    Are you here on the island
    for an on-location shoot?
[00:32] Nasu
    Who's this Director Nasubi guy?
[00:34] Nasu
    We're just fifteen regular kids who washed
    up on this island after our ship sank.
SIGN    The Fifteen Castaways
[00:39] 7oka
    Kinda haggard-looking, for kids.
[00:41] Nasu
    Well, we've been surviving out
    here for over twenty years!
[00:45] 7mori
    Twenty years?!
[00:46] Nasu
    When it first happened, we were all
    really young and fought constantly...
[00:50] Nasu
    But then one day, we found a way to blow off
    steam, which stopped all the bickering.
[00:54] Nasu
    And that... was this!
[00:58] Nasu
    TV Nanana's marquee sexy
    show, Bananamesh Night!
SIGN    Bananamesh Night
[01:03] 7yama
    There it is, our network's dirty laundry.
[01:06] Nasu
    We owe this old recording a lot!
[01:09] Nasu
    We'd all watch it every night,
[01:11] Nasu
    and it helped develop our solidarity
    and put an end to our fighting!
[01:14] 7oka
    That was a show that boys of a
    certain age couldn't get enough of.
[01:16] 7yama
    But they kept it a secret
    from their parents.
[01:19] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Ready and...
[01:20] (Flashback) Young Nasu
    Bananamesh!
[01:21] Nasu
    This tape is priceless to us!
    TV Nanana practically saved our lives!
[01:26] Nasu
    We'd love to repay you with
    our best hospitality!
[01:30] 7oka
    Sweet!
[01:32] Nasu
    I gotta ask, could you guys leave a
    new tape of Bananamesh Night for us?
[01:37] Nasu
    We've rewatched this one to the
    point that the tape's all worn out.
[01:41] 7oka
    We don't have one, sadly.
[01:42] Nasu
    Aw, come on...
[01:43] 7oka
    Look, if I could, I would, okay?
[01:45] 7oka
    But we don't have it.
[01:46] Nasu
    Wouldn't it be kinda messed up to enjoy
    all this and then not show any gratitude?
[01:49] 7oka
    The show itself isn't
    even on the air anymore.
[01:52] Nasu
    It's not?
[01:53] 7oka
    We haven't done sexy stuff like
    that in the past twenty years!
[01:57] 7oka
    Our whole gig now is straight-laced
    financial programs and unique variety shows.
[02:02] 7oka
    I mean, we're listed on
    the stock exchange now,
[02:04] 7oka
    and that means all kinds
    of legal restrictions...
[02:06] 7oka
    I doubt we could even
    rerun it, at this point.
[02:08] Sign
    Listed companies and legal compliance
[02:09] Nasu
    What the hell, man?!
[02:12] Nasu
    TV Nanana would never make a
    straight-laced financial show!
[02:16] Nasu
    They must strip, right?!
[02:18] 7oka
    Why would they do that?
[02:19] 7oka
    That'd be kinda weird, right?
    Nude financial news?
[02:21] Nasu
    What's happened to you, TV Nanana?!
[02:24] Nasu
    This isn't like you at all!
[02:26] Nasu
    After making nothing but shows
    with stripping and overeating,
[02:30] Nasu
    you think we're gonna buy this new act?!
[02:33] Nasu
    It's not too late!
    Bring Bananamesh Night back!
[02:37] Nasu
    Give us our show back!
[02:40] 7oka
    I know how you feel, man.
[02:42] 7oka
    Let's write a proposal for reviving
    the show when we get back.
[02:44] 7yama
    With how desperate they are for
    ratings, it might just get approved.
[02:48] 7oka
    It's worth a shot!
[02:49] 7oka
    Ready and...
[02:50] 7oka
    Gilga...
[02:50] Mori/Yama
    Banana...
[02:51] 7oka
    I was about to say "Gilgamesh."
[02:53] 7oka
    It's supposed to be "Bananamesh"...
[02:53] 7mori
    You must miss the real deal.
[02:54] 7oka
    I do miss it. These are my
    real feelings coming out.
[02:55] 7yama
    You really do miss it!

E14 - Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #14 Land Ho! Nanaoka's Expedition Crew
[00:21] Sign
    The Ballad of TV Nanana
[00:21] Sign
    TV Nanana's Official Song
[00:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:35] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[00:37] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[00:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Is it a big company? Nah
[00:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of cash? Nah
[00:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are their productions lavish? Nah
[00:53] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little creativity, you might be surprised
[00:56] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:00] [SONG] Lyrics
    All they do is drain a lake, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:04] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[01:08] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[01:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[01:19] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[01:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[01:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    You look around and it's like "Nah, nah. Nah."
[01:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have the best ratings? Nah
[01:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Have they ever won the Triple Crown? Nah
[01:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little perseverance, you might be surprised
[01:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[01:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just have antiques appraised, and it'll be fun to watch
[01:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[01:52] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Na na na
[02:07] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, nah
[02:08] Sign
    Whale Land
    Health Center
[02:11] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nah, Nah
[02:13] [SONG] Lyrics
    TV Nanana
[02:16] [SONG] Fukuda shirt sign
    Heat
[02:16] [SONG] Lyrics
    Do they have a lot of manpower? Nah
[02:21] [SONG] Lyrics
    Are the crews well-staffed? Nah
[02:24] [SONG] Lyrics
    Lots of affiliates? Nah
[02:28] [SONG] Lyrics
    But with a little teamwork, you might be surprised
[02:32] [SONG] Lyrics
    Things might just work out after all
[02:36] [SONG] Lyrics
    Just change buses along your route, and it'll be fun to watch
[02:40] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana, nah, nah, Nanana, nah, nah
[02:44] [SONG] Lyrics
    It's the Ballad of Nanana, Nah, nah, nah
[02:48] [SONG] Lyrics
    Nanana! Nanana!
[02:55] Nanayama
    Working in TV is rough, man.

E15 - Romance! The Mysterious Shared House

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #15 Romance! The Mysterious Shared House
[00:16] 7oka
    In our pursuit of the monstrous
    octopus known as the Kraken,
[00:18] 7oka
    we decided to split up to search the island.
[00:21] 7mori
    Huh? There's an abandoned building
    out in the middle of nowhere.
[00:25] 7mori
    Excuse me? Anybody there?
[00:27] 7mori
    Excuse me?
[00:29] Bibirin
    Who're you?
[00:30] 7mori
    I'm looking for a giant octopus.
[00:32] 7mori
    Have you ever seen one?
[00:34] Bibirin
    Who are you? Seriously, who are you?
[00:35] 8mori
    Whoa, put the knife down, please!
[00:37] 8mori
    I'm sorry I bothered you! I'll go now.
[00:39] Bibirin
    Wait, are you the new cast
    member? Is that you?
[00:41] 7mori
    No, no...
[00:43] Bibirin
    Man, don't scare me like that. I thought
    you were some kind of weirdo.
[00:48] Bibirin
    Hey, we've got a guest.
    Try to look presentable.
[00:51] Tsubuyan
    Wait, seriously? Who the hell are you?
[00:53] 7mori
    He's our new member.
[00:56] Tsubuyan
    He is?
[00:57] Tsubuyan
    It's been so long, I was starting to
    wonder if it was just gonna be us.
[01:00] Tsubuyan
    So you're finally here!
[01:01] 7mori
    New member of what?
[01:04] 7oka
    This is a shared house
    known as Meetings Manor.
SIGN    Meetings Manor
[01:08] 7oka
    This is where the curtain will now rise
[01:10] 7oka
    on a reality show about men and women
SIGN    Bibirin: Jewelry Designer
[01:11] 7oka
    who will be living together,
[01:13] 7oka
    after meeting for the first time!
SIGN    Tsubuyan: Model
[01:15] Bibirin
    Hey, hey, there's a pool over
    there! Let's go for a swim.
[01:18] Tsubuyan
    It'd be way more fun to check out
    the mall. Let's hit the mall.
[01:21] Tsubuyan
    Come on, come on.
[01:21] Bibirin
    Can't you go by yourself?
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    Y'know, the thing about a mall is,
    the food court is always super noisy!
[01:26] Bibirin
    What are you talking about?
[01:27] Tsubuyan
    Food courts are super noisy!
[01:29] Bibirin
    Noisy how?
[01:30] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! It'll be so noisy!
[01:31] 7mori
    So... about the Kraken...
[01:31] Bibirin
    I don't care!
[01:32] Tsubuyan
    Like, have you seen the loud families
    that show up? Let's check it out!
[01:36] Bibirin
    You should seriously just go yourself.
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    What kind of loser goes to the
    mall by herself? It's a mall!
[01:41] Bibirin
    Wait, Nanamon, you work in TV?
[01:44] 7mori
    Yes, I'm a cameraman, actually.
[01:46] Bibirin
    Oh, wow, are you for real?
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    What kind of shows did you work on, then?
[01:50] 7mori
    I'm actually on a shoot for
    an exploration show right now.
[01:52] 7mori
    We're trying to get the first
    footage ever of the Kraken,
[01:54] 7mori
    a legendary creature no one
    has ever caught on film.
[01:57] Bibirin
    Oh, the Kraken, huh?
[01:59] Bibirin
    I know about that. I've seen it.
[02:02] 7mori
    You've seen the Kraken? Really?
[02:04] Bibirin
    We basically know all the
    secrets of the Kraken.
[02:07] Tsubuyan
    I saw it, too. I think it was last week?
[02:10] Bibirin
    What's with you? It was
    the day before yesterday.
[02:13] Tsubuyan
    The day before yesterday was last week!
[02:15] Tsubuyan
    The "day before yesterday" can be last week!
[02:16] Bibirin
    No, really, it was the day before yesterday.
[02:18] Tsubuyan
    I'm saying it was also last week!
[02:18] Bibirin
    But it wasn't last week.
    It was the day before yesterday.
[02:20] 7mori
    I actually don't care when it was,
    but did you really see the Kraken?
[02:24] 7mori
    Could you tell me about it?
[02:26] 7mori
    If we manage to film it, we might be
    able to land the ratings Triple Crown.
[02:29] 7mori
    Where did you see it?
[02:30] Bibirin
    Simmer down there, Nanamon.
[02:33] Bibirin
    You're not supposed to learn a lady's
    secrets until after you become a couple!
[02:36] 7mori
    What about the Kraken?
[02:37] Bibirin
    Again with this Kraken thing?
[02:39] Tsubuyan
    Oh my God, seriously?
[02:40] Tsubuyan
    Nanamon, you just don't
    understand true love.
[02:43] Tsubuyan
    That's why you keep going
    on about the Kraken.
[02:46] 7oka
    Will our intrepid staff member be able to
    drag the Kraken's secret out of these ladies?
[02:51] Tsubuyan
    The thing about a mall, you see,
    is that the food court is noisy.
[02:55] Tsubuyan
    It is, like, super noisy.

E16 - Arrival! His First Popular Phase

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #16 Arrival! His First Popular Phase
[00:16] 7mori
    So, since we have no budget,
[00:17] 7mori
    we end up making shows where we change buses
    along a route or follow people home,
[00:21] 7mori
    but then other stations
    try to mimic our style
[00:23] 7mori
    while using actual money
    and real celebrities!
[00:25] Bibirin
    What the heck? That is super ironic!
[00:27] 7mori
    Tell me about it!
[00:28] Bibirin
    Seriously.
[00:29] 7mori
    Splash, splash!
[00:29] Bibirin
    Hey, stop that!
[00:31] Bibirin
    Here, I'll get you next.
    Splash, splash, splash!
[00:32] 7mori
    Ooh, that's so cold!
[00:33] Bibirin
    Splashy, splashy, splashy!
[00:34] Tsubuyan
    Uh, Nanamon promised to
    go to the mall with me!
[00:36] Tsubuyan
    Stop hogging him.
[00:38] Bibirin
    What's the big deal? I got in the
    pool already, so it's settled.
[00:40] Tsubuyan
    But I made the first move.
[00:42] Bibirin
    You didn't move anything.
[00:44] Bibirin
    What is with you?
[00:45] 7mori
    Huh? Are they fighting over me?
[00:48] 7mori
    This has never happened before.
[00:51] 7mori
    Could this be...
[00:54] 7mori
    one of those "popular
    phases" people talk about?
[00:57] 7mori
    This is great!
[00:58] 7mori
    Maybe I'll end up as a couple
    with one of these ladies,
[01:01] 7mori
    and be able to find out
    the Kraken's secrets, too!
[01:03] 7mori
    Two birds with one stone!
[01:05] 7mori
    But which would be better?
    Which should I choose?
[01:07] 7mori
    Eh, either one would be fine!
[01:09] 7mori
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[01:14] Tsubuyan
    Who're you?
[01:16] PBS
    I'm going to be joining you all
    today as a new member of the cast.
[01:20] PBS
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[01:23] Tsubuyan
    He's the new cast member?
[01:24] Bibirin
    Kinda dull-looking.
[01:26] Tsubuyan
    He has an underbite. I bet
    he has bad breath, too.
[01:28] Bibirin
    Ew, scary.
[01:29] PBS
    I happen to be employed
    with public broadcasting.
SIGN    Public Broadcasting
[01:35] Bibirin
    Public broadcasting?
[01:38] Tsubuyan
    Here we go! It's the new big shot!
[01:40] Bibirin
    What kind of shows do you work on?
[01:41] PBS
    Lately, I've been producing morning soap
    operas and singing competitions.
SIGN    Morning Soap Operas
SIGN    Singing Competitions
[01:46] Bibirin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[01:48] Tsubuyan
    This is what I've been waiting for.
[01:50] Bibirin
    Hey, would you like to join me in the pool?
[01:52] Bibirin
    Bet you worked up a sweat getting here.
[01:53] Tsubuyan
    Let's head to the mall and hang out all day.
[01:54] Bibirin
    Get in the pool!
[01:55] Tsubuyan
    Let's go to the mall! The food
    courts are so noisy. Come on!
[01:57] Bibirin
    What's so noisy about the food court?
[01:59] Tsubuyan
    Let's go! Me first!
[02:01] Bibirin
    I asked him first!
[02:01] Tsubuyan
    It was me, I'm telling you.
[02:03] 7mori
    The pool and the mall both
    sound good. Let's enjoy both!
[02:06] 7mori
    We can all have a good time! Right?
[02:08] Tsubuyan
    Whoa, whoa, whoa.
    Buzz off, commercial broadcasting!
[02:12] Tsubuyan
    Go bust your butt working for ratings!
[02:15] 7mori
    Aw, come on!
[02:17] Bibirin
    Things are rough right now with young
    people watching less TV, right?
[02:20] Bibirin
    Nothing beats the stability
    of public broadcasting.
[02:23] Bibirin
    He's obviously the better choice to date.
[02:25] Both
    Right?
[02:27] PBS
    Rest assured.
[02:29] PBS
    We will never go out of business!
[02:33] PBS
    Public broadcasting...
[02:38] Trio
    ...is invincible!
[02:40] 7mori
    Damn it! I can't argue with that!
[02:45] 7mori
    Please, if you could just
    tell me the Kraken's secret!
[02:48] 7mori
    I'm begging you!
[02:49] Bibirin
    You're starting to become an
    eyesore, so could you just go?
[02:52] Bibirin
    Time for you to "graduate"!
[02:54] 7mori
    Aw, come on!

E17 - Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #17 Order In! Popular Lunch Delivery
[00:16] 7oka
    Oh, crap, I'm getting hungry.
[00:18] 7mori
    Should we order lunch with these guys?
[00:21] 7oka
    The Nuber Eats delivery service?
[00:23] 7oka
    Nanayama, use them get us some lunch.
[00:26] 7yama
    How am I ordering anything
    without a smartphone?
[00:28] 7oka
    Ain't it your job as an AD to figure that out?
[00:31] 7oka
    So figure it out, and get us lunch!
[00:33] 7yama
    It'll be a miracle if this works, but...
SIGN    Niinuma
    Messenger Pigeon
[00:35] 7yama
    Go for it!
[00:38] Saru
    Hey there! Your Nuber Eats is here!
[00:40] 7yama
    It worked! And really quickly!
[00:43] Saru
    Got a lunch order right here.
[00:44] Saru
    Sorry about the delay.
[00:46] Saru
    Here!
[00:47] 7yama
    Aren't you the monkey who was
    an AD with us, but quit right away?
SIGN    Former AD
    Saruoka
[00:50] Saru
    Oh, Senpai! Good to see you again.
[00:52] 7yama
    I knew it.
[00:53] Saru
    Yeah, I figured since I was getting a new
    job, I'd start over. Like, from childhood.
[00:57] 7yama
    I don't know what that means.
[00:58] Saru
    Here!
[00:59] 7yama
    Here's the money. Can I get a receipt?
[01:01] Saru
    Senpai...
[01:02] 7yama
    What? Is it not enough?
[01:03] Saru
    See, we accept mobile payment only.
[01:06] Saru
    Gonna have to pass on the cash!
[01:09] Saru
    Well, then, 'scuse me!
[01:10] 7yama
    Wait, what happens now?
    If I don't have a phone.
[01:12] Saru
    In that case, the order gets canceled,
    and I scarf it down instead.
[01:16] 7yama
    Don't scarf anything, okay?
[01:18] 7yama
    Is there any other way I can pay?
[01:21] Saru
    I guess we technically take mobile
    messenger pigeon payment.
SIGN    Mobile Messenger Pigeon Payment
[01:24] 7yama
    What exactly is "mobile
    messenger pigeon payment"?
[01:26] Saru
    You gotta tie the cash to the pigeon.
[01:29] 7yama
    All right, all right.
[01:30] Saru
    Then you let it go.
[01:31] 7yama
    Okay, I send it off, right.
[01:32] Saru
    And then, once it gets back, you're all set.
SIGN    Poh
SIGN    Poh
[01:35] 7yama
    Uh, that chirp sounded
    suspiciously like "PayPay."
[01:38] 7yama
    Is "mobile messenger pigeon
    payment" even a real thing?
[01:40] Saru
    You bet. We added it this year.
[01:42] 7yama
    Well, whatever.
[01:43] 7yama
    The captain's waiting,
    so I gotta get a move on.
[01:47] Saru
    Hey, if it's a rush, you can use this baby.
[01:49] Saru
    I tricked it out, so it's fast as hell.
[01:51] 7yama
    Oh. Thanks.
[01:56] 7yama
    Exactly how did you trick this thing out?
    It seems like a regular old tricycle.
[01:59] Saru
    The black paint is aftermarket.
[02:01] 7yama
    I don't think that counts.
[02:03] 7yama
    Honestly, I think the extra paint
    makes it a little heavier.
[02:05] 7yama
    And aren't I technically delivering
    it now? Do I work for Nuber Eats?
[02:08] Saru
    Bro, you are hilarious!
[02:10] 7yama
    I wasn't joking, though.
[02:12] 7yama
    Whatever, at least we're here.
[02:13] 7yama
    Time to hand over these lunches.
[02:15] Saru
    Sure thing.
[02:17] 7yama
    Whoa, what is this?
[02:19] 7yama
    What is in these lunches?
[02:21] Saru
    They're our specialty.
[02:22] Saru
    "Miscellaneous all-banana lunch."
SIGN    Miscellaneous
    All-Banana Lunch
[02:26] Saru
    I could kill for some of this.
    Mind if I grab a bite?
[02:30] Saru
    Seriously, looks so good.
[02:30] 7yama
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[02:31] 7yama
    We can't eat these.
[02:33] Saru
    Wait, why not?
[02:34] 7yama
    You seriously can't tell?
[02:35] 7yama
    We're bananas.
[02:37] 7yama
    So we're not eating these.
[02:38] Saru
    Oh, so it's, like, not allowed?
[02:39] 7yama
    Exactly!
[02:40] 7yama
    Man, this sucks. What am I
    gonna do about lunch now?
[02:43] 7yama
    The captain's already mad. He's so hungry.
[02:46] 7yama
    How many times do I have to
    tell you to not try to eat me?
[02:49] Saru
    Oh, my bad!
[02:50] 7yama
    Come on... Don't spit it out! What is with you?
[02:53] Saru
    You taste worse than you look!
[02:54] 7yama
    The lunches are right here! Not that
    you're allowed to eat them, either.
[02:57] Saru
    Got it.

E18 - Octopus! Hachiro's Pub

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #18 Octopus! Hachiro's Pub
[00:15] Sign
    Pub
[00:16] 7oka
    The expedition team has come across a pub.
[00:19] 7yama
    I'm amazed they've got one on this island.
[00:24] 7oka
    Man, where the hell is that Kraken?
[00:27] 7oka
    The shoot isn't making any progress at all.
[00:29] Hachiro
    Here you go!
[00:31] Hachiro
    I'm impressed you folks found
    our little establishment.
[00:34] Hachiro
    It's been twenty years since someone
    from off the island came by!
[00:40] Hachiro
    I wonder what became of those fifteen boys...
[00:44] 7oka
    They grew up to be fifteen
    middle-aged dudes.
[00:48] Hachiro
    Here you go! Octopus with
    wasabi, deep-fried octopus,
[00:51] Hachiro
    octopus tempura, and your order of takoyaki.
[00:54] 7oka
    Whoa, who ordered this stuff?
[00:56] 7oka
    It's nothing but octopus!
[00:59] 7oka
    Mister, do you have any
    recommendations? Or maybe a menu?
[01:05] 7oka
    The owner looks like an octopus, too!
[01:07] 7oka
    I thought he actually was one for a sec!
[01:10] 7yama
    His name's even Hachiro.
[01:12] 7oka
    "Hachi," like "eight."
[01:14] 7oka
    All this egregious octopus foot wiring...
[01:17] 7oka
    Even the cushions have
    a suction cup pattern!
[01:20] 7oka
    What's with this place?
    It's all-you-can-octopus!
[01:23] Hachiro
    Our special today is right over there!
[01:26] Sign
    Today's special!
    Super Popular ♥
    Octopus-cut wieners 500
    Slightly spicy!
    Octopus rice 700
[01:27] 7mori
    Looks like the specials today are the
    octopus-cut wieners and octopus rice.
[01:31] 7oka
    It's like they've got octopus on the brain.
[01:35] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:37] Register Octopus
    Two, four, six, octopus...
[01:39] Hachiro
    The fact of the matter is,
[01:42] Hachiro
    Nanagashima happens to be globally
    famous as a top octopus-catching spot!
SIGN    The Big One! Nanagashima
[01:46] Hachiro
    That's why we opened a pub that's got a
    laser focus on all our octopus dishes!
[01:53] 7oka
    You sure this isn't overkill?
[01:55] 7oka
    Because it's honestly on the
    verge of being annoying.
[01:58] 7mori
    I'd agree.
[01:58] Hachiro
    It's not annoying at all!
[02:00] Hachiro
    We take pride in our octopi!
[02:03] Hachiro
    We can serve any kind of
    octopus you can think up!
SIGN    Nanagashima-farmed Kraken
[02:06] Hachiro
    We've even got the hookup for the
    giant octopus itself, the Kraken!
[02:09] Sign
    Kraken Tentacle
[02:10] 7oka
    Wait, you know the Kraken?!
[02:13] Hachiro
    Of course we do!
[02:16] Hachiro
    With 140 years in the business,
[02:18] Hachiro
    we've bet it all on the noble octopus!
[02:21] Hachiro
    When it comes to octopi...
[02:24] Hachiro
    We're octoperfectionists!
SIGN    Octoperfectionists
[02:27] 7oka
    We've finally got a lead!
[02:29] 7oka
    I knew we could count on a guy who
    cares this much about octopus!
[02:31] 7oka
    Let's get to work on the shoot!
SIGN    Ika-san? Ika-san! Phone for you!
[02:38] Trio
    Ika?
[02:39] Trio
    Ika means squid, though.
[02:40] Trio
    This is an all-octopus place.
[02:41] 7oka
    Who the heck is Ika?
[02:42] Hachiro
    I am this pub's owner:
[02:44] Sign
    Owner Ika Hachiro
[02:45] Hachiro
    Ika Hachiro!
[02:49] 7oka
    After all that octopus talk,
    your name is basically Mister Squid?
[02:52] 7yama
    It really ought to be "Tako."
[02:54] Hachiro
    Yes, this is Ika speaking!

E19 - Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #19 Direct Hit! The Octopus Hunter
[00:16] 8
    The legendary octopus-hunting master
    should know where the Kraken is.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
[00:21] 7oka
    With that clue, we sought out the dojo
    where the master was said to train.
SIGN    Octopus Dojo
SIGN    Octopus Hunting Dojo
[00:26] 7oka
    How are we supposed to know
    which one is the master?
[00:32] Takohashi
    Octopus Snatching, Nagoya-Style!
SIGN    Nagoya-Style Octopus Snatching
[00:37] Takohashi
    Octopus Hunting, 16 Taps-Per-Second!
SIGN    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Snatching
[00:41] Takohashi
    Yes!
[00:44] 7oka
    There he is! That's gotta be
    our legendary octopus hunter,
[00:49] 7oka
    Master Takohashi!
SIGN    Octopus Hunter
    Master Takohashi
[00:51] Takohashi
    You should only hunt octopus
    for one hour a day!
[00:54] Takohashi
    Hey there. I'm the master, Takohashi.
[00:58] 7oka
    He really is a master!
[00:59] 7mori
    Y'know, that urban legend said he died,
    but he's looking as spry as ever.
[01:04] 7oka
    Master Takohashi, could you tell
    us where to find the Kraken?
[01:07] Takohashi
    I'm honestly kind of busy
    with my lessons right now.
[01:12] 7oka
    What's that for?
[01:13] Takohashi
    Asking for my fee, my man.
[01:15] Takohashi
    You guys are a TV crew,
    so you're ready to pay, right?
[01:17] Takohashi
    And with a major station, that means
    a little juicier than average.
[01:21] Sign
    Requesting a fee
[01:22] Takohashi
    No fee means no interview.
[01:25] 7oka
    Damn it, he's got experience with TV.
[01:27] 7oka
    Man, our budget is blown
    already. What do we do?
[01:30] 7mori
    Captain, Captain! What if instead
    of cash, we offer him this?
[01:35] Sign
    TV Nanana Exclusive
    Novelty Merchandise
[01:36] 7mori
    It's a grab bag of TV Nanana
    novelty merchandise.
[01:42] 7mori
    Really rare stuff,
    the kind fans go nuts for!
[01:47] 7oka
    Wait, isn't this stuff that was
    cluttering storage at the office?
[01:50] 7oka
    Look, he's just staring!
[01:53] 7oka
    I think you actually offended
    him! He's gonna get mad.
[01:56] Takohashi
    What is this?! Oh, awesome!
[01:58] Takohashi
    I can seriously have this?!
[02:00] 7oka
    And that'll cover your fee?
[02:01] Takohashi
    You bet it will!
[02:03] Takohashi
    I mean, this is one of those special
    Bananamesh Night see-through thongs!
[02:09] Takohashi
    Man, I always wanted a pair!
[02:12] Sign
    Bananamesh
[02:12] Sign
    See-Through Thong
[02:12] Takohashi
    I was gonna give them to
    my girlfriend as a gift,
[02:14] Takohashi
    so I entered the contest to win a pair,
[02:16] Takohashi
    but the show ended before I could get them.
[02:20] Takohashi
    I swear, these used to be harder to
    get a hold of than a new DQ release.
[02:24] 7oka
    I see.
[02:25] Takohashi
    This is the best fee I could ask for.
[02:27] Takohashi
    As thanks, I'll be glad to take you to
    the spot the Kraken... appears... at.
[02:31] 7oka
    Oh, okay.
[02:33] 7oka
    You'll take us to where the Kraken appears?
[02:36] Takohashi
    Hang on, can I do that again?
[02:38] Trio
    Oh, no, no, it's fine, don't worry.
[02:39] Trio
    As long as you get the idea across.
[02:39] Takohashi
    Let's go to the Kraken!
[02:42] 7oka
    Thank you so much, Master Takohashi.
[02:43] Takohashi
    All right, let's have a quick
    snack and then get a move on!
[02:48] Sign
    16 Taps-Per-Second Octopus Chopping
[02:48] Takohashi
    16 Taps-Per-Second octopus chopping!
[02:52] Takohashi
    Yes!
[02:55] 7yama
    Y'know, there's such a thing as knives.

E20 - Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #20 Turbo! Master Takohashi's Adventure Island
SIGN    Master Takohashi's
SIGN    Adventure Island
[00:16] 7oka
    With Master Takohashi joining us,
    we headed for Octopus Pot Bay.
[00:20] Takahashi
    Hey there!
[00:21] 7yama
    Thanks for joining us!
[00:22] ---
    Octopus Pot Bay
[00:25] Takahashi
    You'll need to jump onto the clouds here.
[00:29] Takahashi
    Careful, one of them is going to fall.
[00:32] 7oka
    Whoa, scary!
[00:34] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[00:35] 7oka
    A black octopus.
[00:37] 7oka
    This is scary!
[00:39] 7oka
    Aw, man!
[00:40] 7yama
    Can you jump on that octopus?
[00:41] Takahashi
    You can.
[00:42] 7oka
    You could've said something sooner!
[00:43] Takahashi
    Wait, you need that level of help?
[00:45] 7oka
    I told you as much!
[00:46] Takahashi
    Well, you can.
[00:47] Takahashi
    You can jump on it. Next.
[00:49] 7oka
    No, you can't!
[00:50] Takahashi
    Not the octopus, no! But the clouds.
[00:52] 7oka
    You said we could jump on the octopus!
[00:53] Takahashi
    I did not say "the octopus."
[00:54] 7oka
    Pretty sure you said we
    could jump on the octopus!
[00:57] 7oka
    That's why I asked!
[00:57] Takahashi
    I seriously thought you meant the cloud.
[00:59] 7yama
    Are you really a master?
[01:00] 7oka
    You take over, Master. Here.
[01:02] 7oka
    In that case...
[01:03] 7yama
    Whoa, fast!
[01:04] 7oka
    He's already blazing through.
[01:06] 7yama
    What is this? How's he so fast?
[01:08] 7yama
    Is he always holding B to dash?
[01:09] Takohashi
    Okay!
[01:10] 7yama
    You can tell he's done this before.
[01:12] 7oka
    Huh, what's that?
[01:13] 7oka
    Master, what's that stuff you're throwing?
[01:15] Takohashi
    Those would be fireballs.
[01:16] 7oka
    There are fireballs?!
[01:17] Takohashi
    Yep. They can destroy rocks, too.
[01:21] 7oka
    You could've mentioned that, y'know.
[01:23] 7oka
    I had no idea before...
[01:25] Takohashi
    Stop!
[01:26] Takohashi
    Here, you knock the coconut onto the
    coconut crab, and then you can continue.
[01:34] 7oka
    It's 16 Taps-Per-Second!
[01:34] Sign
    16 Per Second!
[01:35] 7mori
    Amazing!
[01:36] 7oka
    Attaboy, Master!
[01:38] Takohashi
    I don't think 16 Taps-Per-Second
    is gonna be enough here!
[01:44] 7oka
    Master!
[01:45] Takohashi
    Yeah?
[01:46] 7oka
    Look at this thong,
    and let it give you strength!
[01:48] Takohashi
    That's kind of exciting,
    but I could use something more!
[01:52] 7oka
    You want more?
[01:55] 7oka
    These thongs!
[01:57] 7oka
    How's that?
[01:59] Master
    I can feel the power surging!
[02:02] Master
    32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:04] 7oka
    32 Taps-Per-Second!!
[02:04] 7oka
    There it is! 32 Taps-Per-Second!
[02:08] Takohashi
    Okay, we're in the clear.
[02:09] 7oka
    We made it to Octopus Pot Bay!
[02:12] Takohashi
    Now we just input the code here,
    and the Kraken should show up.
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:15] 7oka
    Code?
[02:17] Takoashi
    Up, up, down, down,
    left, right, left, right, B, A.
[02:20] 7mori
    Hey, that's the same as in Gradius.
[02:22] Takohashi
    Then duck twice, jump once...
[02:25] Takohashi
    And press against the wall three times—
[02:29] 7oka
    Master!
[02:30] 7yama
    Huh? What?
[02:31] 7oka
    Master! Master?!
[02:32] 7mori
    Huh?
[02:32] 7oka
    Wha...?
[02:33] 7yama
    I think he's gone.
[02:34] 7oka
    Whoa...
[02:36] 7oka
    That's a hell of a self-destruct!
[02:38] 7yama
    All this is gonna do is cause another
    rumor that he died. He'll be back.
[02:41] 7oka
    He will?
[02:43] Both
    Master! Master! Master?
[02:45] Takohashi
    Hey, a thong!
[02:47] Takohashi
    I'm back!
[02:53] 7yama
    This is one crazy master...

E21 - Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #21 Sacrifice! The Siren That Tempts the Monster
[00:16] Takohashi
    See, the Kraken's a real horndog,
[00:16] Sign
    Octopus Hunter
    (The Late) Master Takohashi
[00:18] Takohashi
    so this trick should allow you to lure it out.
[00:23] 7oka
    It's time to sacrifice a beautiful woman!
SIGN    Beautiful Woman
[00:25] 7oka
    That should lure that horndog Kraken
    out as he tries to kidnap her!
[00:29] 7yama
    I have a hard time believing
    this is gonna work.
[00:29] Sign
    Nanayama
[00:31] 7yama
    For one thing, this is way too much blush.
[00:34] 7oka
    Sing something, Nanayama!
[00:37] 7oka
    Remember how those girls sang
    to summon Mothra? Just try it!
[00:41] 7yama
    That's a lot of pressure...
[00:42] 7oka
    Come on, man, just try it!
[00:46] 7yama
    Octo, octo...
SIGN    "The Octopus Bait Song" by Nanayama
[00:50] 7yama
    Octo, squid, squid, are you squidding me?
[00:54] 7yama
    Do you prefer squid or octopus?
[01:01] 7yama
    Squid's honestly pretty
    tasty, to be honest...
[01:05] 7yama
    Personally, I prefer crab...
[01:05] 7oka
    Hey, what is that?!
[01:08] 7yama
    Some people prefer octopus or squid...
[01:10] 7yama
    Look! It's a huge octopus!
[01:12] 7mori
    Is that the Kraken?
[01:13] 7oka
    It's gotta be, right?!
[01:14] 7oka
    Don't you think?!
[01:15] 7mori
    I think so!
[01:16] 7oka
    Nanayama actually did it...
[01:18] 7yama
    ...their mouths are actually where
    their legs are connected...
[01:20] 7oka
    Do an impression! Come on!
[01:22] 7yama
    An impression?
[01:23] 7oka
    I think that should lure it closer. Probably.
[01:26] 7yama
    An impression of the octopus?
[01:27] 7oka
    Not the octopus! A singer or something!
[01:32] 7yama
    I'm Ayu.
[01:34] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[01:35] 7yama
    What? I literally said her name!
[01:37] 7yama
    It's me, Ayu. I show up in
    every season of this show.
[01:40] 7oka
    He really loves Ayu, doesn't he?
[01:42] 7oka
    Wait, look! The Kraken's backing away.
[01:45] 7oka
    Do something quick! Hurry!
[01:47] 7oka
    Rola here! Rola here!
[01:48] 7oka
    That's actually pretty close!
[01:50] 7yama
    I am Lupin Sanpei!
[01:53] 7oka
    Sanpei?
[01:54] 7oka
    Who became a chef and then
    came back to showbiz?
[01:58] 7yama
    I wanna eat pancakes! I wanna eat pancakes!
[02:03] 7yama
    On second thought, no, I don't!
[02:06] 7oka
    Do more, Nanayama!
[02:10] 7yama
    Y'know how...
[02:13] 7yama
    sometimes you don't know whether
    to say good evening...
[02:17] 7yama
    or goodnight?
[02:19] 7oka
    Who's that supposed to be?
[02:21] 7yama
    Mori.
[02:23] 7yama
    Masako's Mori.
[02:26] 7oka
    You could've just said Mori Shinichi!
[02:29] 7yama
    Y'know, you can look at the
    forest, but miss the trees...
[02:33] 7oka
    Okay, now you might as well
    do one of Mrs. Mori Masako.
[02:33] 7yama
    And this forest is Mori.
[02:38] 7yama
    Sensei?
[02:41] 7yama
    Sensei, it's me, Mori.
[02:43] 7yama
    I'm going to retire.
[02:45] 7oka
    That's spot-on.
[02:46] 7yama
    I love crab.
[02:49] 7oka
    Uh... what?
[02:51] 7oka
    What the... Huh?
[02:53] 7oka
    His last words before he was
    taken away were "I love crab"!
[02:56] 7mori
    He's just gone!

E22 - Entertainment! The Kraken Family

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #22 Entertainment! The Kraken Family
[00:16] 7oka
    With the sacrificial maiden in
    hand, the Kraken has vanished.
[00:21] 7oka
    Where'd that Kraken go?!
[00:22] 7mori
    Which way did it go?
[00:24] 7oka
    Hey, Kraken!
[00:24] 7mori
    Hey! Where are you?!
[00:27] 7oka
    Look, over there!
SIGN    AD in a Wedding Dress
[00:29] 7oka
    Nanayama's in a wedding dress!
[00:32] 7oka
    What the heck is he doing?!
[00:33] 7yama
    Help!
[00:37] 7mori
    I have a feeling the Kraken is planning
    to have their wedding ceremony here.
[00:41] 7oka
    What? An octopus and an AD getting married?!
[00:46] 7mori
    Well, there's a chapel,
    and there's even a minister!
[00:49] 7oka
    True, it definitely looks like a wedding.
[00:52] 7mori
    Those are probably the Kraken's parents,
    and I bet those five are his kids.
[00:57] 7oka
    A married family of eight?!
[01:00] 7oka
    That's gonna be pretty rough.
[01:02] 7yama
    Hurry up and help me!
[01:04] 7yama
    They're gonna make me get married!
[01:06] 7yama
    I don't wanna get married!
[01:10] 7oka
    This is kinda interesting.
[01:15] 7mori
    An octopus and an AD getting married
    is a pretty fresh premise for a show.
[01:19] 7oka
    We could make it a documentary about a
    newlywed bride marrying into a huge family.
[01:23] 7mori
    Oh, that sounds good!
[01:25] 7oka
    Maybe make it so that the husband
    won't stand up to his wife?
[01:30] Kraken
    "If that's what you think, just do it!"
[01:32] Kraken
    That's what I'll say.
    That's the kinda octopus I am.
[01:34] Kraken
    Oh, I'm so sorry!
[01:36] 7yama
    I feel like I've seen this before.
[01:39] 7mori
    Maybe we should change the
    title from Hunt the Kraken!
[01:43] 7mori
    to The Wacky Kraken Family: A New
    Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch.
[01:43] Sign
    The Wacky!
[01:43] Sign
    Kraken Family:
[01:44] Sign
    A New Blushing Bride Joins the Bunch
[01:48] 7mori
    I bet that will get better ratings.
[01:50] 7yama
    Wait, am I the new blushing bride?
[01:54] 7oka
    Reality shows with big families are
    popular and tend to get good ratings,
SIGN    Big Family
[01:57] 7oka
    on top of being relatively cheap to produce.
SIGN    Production Cost ↓
[01:59] 7mori
    And when you consider it's a family of
    Krakens, that's bound to get extra buzz.
[02:03] 7oka
    If this goes well, forget about
    the ratings triple crown...
[02:05] 7oka
    We might just get...
[02:07] 7oka
    the ratings Octuple Crown!
    Which would be appropriate.
[02:10] Sign
    Ratings Octuple Crown
[02:14] 7mori
    And if we get really good ratings,
    that'll mean a lot of new sponsors,
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (Run Down Building)
[02:17] 7mori
    and maybe the company will get to expand.
SIGN    TV Nanana Headquarters
    (New Offices)
[02:19] 7mori
    I bet we end up with
    thirty affiliate stations!
[02:22] 7oka
    We're the perennial runners-up,
[02:24] Sign
    Major Network
[02:24] 7oka
    but this'll make us number one
    among the major networks!
[02:28] 7oka
    I like it!
[02:30] 7oka
    Nanayama, marry that Kraken!
[02:32] 7yama
    Uh, why? Please don't make
    calls like that for me!
[02:35] 7yama
    I haven't even sorted my feelings out yet!
[02:37] 7oka
    No, I'm making the call!
    That's what I'll say.
[02:40] 7oka
    From here on out, you're the
    Big Mommy of a big family!
[02:43] 7yama
    Big Mommy?
[02:44] 7oka
    Get that camera rolling!
[02:46] 7oka
    Our new family reality TV
    show is about to launch!
[02:50] 7oka
    Nanayama, we wish you happiness!
[02:52] 7yama
    Seriously, these things have crazy suction.
[02:55] 7yama
    They're gonna rip my face off.

E23 - Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #23 Likeness Rights! The Mysterious Giant Organization
[00:16] 7oka
    We are TV Nanana's Expedition Crew,
[00:18] 7oka
    and we've finally tracked
    down a legendary monster!
[00:21] 7oka
    Those are the massive, and also numerous,
    members of the Kraken family!
[00:25] Cyclops
    Yeah, no!
[00:27] Cyclops
    No filming without permission!
[00:30] 7oka
    You guys again?!
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
[00:33] 7oka
    We're trying to film a show here! Butt out!
[00:34] Cyclops
    We're part of an organization that
    was founded last year to protect
[00:39] Cyclops
    the likeness rights of
    supernatural creatures.
[00:41] Cyclops
    It's called the Natural Society for the
    Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures,
SIGN    Natural Society for the Likeness Rights of Anomalous Creatures
[00:45] Cyclops
    or for short...
[00:47] Cyclops
    NASLAC.
[00:48] 7oka
    NASLAC?
[00:50] Cyclops
    Kraken here is protected under NASLAC,
SIGN    Contract
[00:54] Cyclops
    so if you want to film him, you've gotta
    fork over the fee for his likeness.
[00:57] 7oka
    You can't just make up rules like that!
    Nobody told us about them!
[01:02] Cyclops
    He's a big name, too,
    so it's not gonna be cheap.
[01:06] Cyclops
    And for the record, the fee only
    covers a single TV appearance.
[01:11] Cyclops
    That means no reruns, no DVD releases,
    and no Internet streaming!
SIGN    Reruns
SIGN    DVD Release
SIGN    Streaming
[01:16] Cyclops
    You can't play it on a TV
    in a restaurant or bar,
SIGN    Restaurants
SIGN    Bars
SIGN    School Lessons
[01:18] Cyclops
    or use it for educational
    purposes in schools, either!
[01:21] Cyclops
    Any of that will come with an additional
    charge, so keep that in mind.
SIGN    Additional Charge
[01:25] Cyclops
    If you want your scoop,
[01:28] Cyclops
    you're gonna have to agree to these terms
    before you get that camera rolling, got it?
[01:33] 7oka
    All right, we're not doing the shoot, then.
[01:35] 7oka
    Thanks anyway!
[01:37] Cyclops
    Wait, you're not?
[01:38] 7oka
    Well, we can't pay for all that.
[01:40] Cyclops
    Wait... hang on a sec.
    You guys are just the crew.
[01:42] Cyclops
    Don't you, like, need to talk to your bosses?
[01:45] 7oka
    Our bosses wouldn't even pay for our ransom!
[01:48] 7oka
    It'd be a waste of breath.
[01:51] Cyclops
    Uh, w-well... in that case, why not film me?
[01:56] Cyclops
    I've waived my likeness rights,
    so it's all-you-can-film, for free!
[01:59] Cyclops
    You can even do reruns and whatnot!
[02:01] 7oka
    You guys aren't gonna get us any ratings!
[02:03] 7oka
    You're boring.
[02:05] Cyclops
    How can you look at me and use that word?!
[02:08] Cyclops
    I'm photogenic as all get out!
[02:09] Cyclops
    I look a lot better on TV than any of those
    one-hit wonder comedians you always see!
[02:14] 7mori
    Captain, I've never even heard
    of this committee of his.
[02:17] 7mori
    I don't think we have to worry
    about this likeness stuff.
[02:18] 7mori
    Let's just get Mr. Fujinami to kick
    their butts, and keep filming!
[02:22] 7oka
    I had the same idea, which is why I've been
    sending out messenger pigeons to him,
[02:26] 7oka
    but I've gotten no response at all!
[02:28] 7mor
    Maybe he's out on tour?
SIGN    Himeji Castle
[02:35] 7oka
    Hey! We'll never agree to respect
    these likeness rights conditions!
[02:38] 7oka
    We're gonna film the Kraken
    whether you like it or not!
[02:41] Cyclops
    Go ahead and try it.
[02:44] Cyclops
    Without Mr. Fujinami, you guys are nothing.
[02:48] Cyclops
    You'll see how scary it can be
    if you go up against NASLAC.

E24 - Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival

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[00:04] Nanaoka
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV Nanana
SIGN    Hunt the Legendary Kraken!
SIGN    #24 Exclusive! The Wacky TV Fireworks Festival
[00:15] Sign
    Contract
[00:17] 7oka
    Will we be able to defeat the mysterious
    organization known as NASLAC
SIGN    Minotaur
SIGN    Cyclops
SIGN    Kraken
[00:20] 7oka
    and obtain footage of the Kraken?
[00:26] 7oka
    This size difference is a little too much.
    What am I supposed to do here?
[00:29] 7mori
    I have something that might work.
[00:31] 7mori
    Want to try it?
[00:32] 7oka
    What is it?
[00:34] Label sign
    Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
[00:35] 7mori
    It's a shakudama fireworks ball from from
    the Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival.
[00:35] Sign
    Firework
[00:39] 7mori
    I was working on the live
    broadcast of the festivities
[00:42] 7mori
    and got it as a memento.
[00:44] 7mori
    Let's toss it at him and blow
    their whole organization up!
[00:50] 7oka
    It's worth a shot.
[00:52] 7mori
    I'll get the camera rolling.
    You throw it, Captain.
[00:55] 7oka
    I've gotta do it?
[00:55] 7mori
    Yes.
[00:56] 7oka
    Seems dangerous...
[00:57] 7mori
    Come on, the fuse is already lit! Go!
[00:58] 7mori
    Hurry, hurry, hurry! Throw it fast!
[01:01] 7oka
    Hey, NASLAC! We're gonna wipe
    you guys out right now!
[01:05] Cyclops
    What could you possibly do
    without Mr. Fujinami's help?
[01:08] 7oka
    We may not have him, but you can have this!
[01:13] 7oka
    We might have no budget, but with a
    fireworks explosion, we'll manage!
[01:17] Both
    Four, five, six—
[01:19] Both
    Go, Nanana!
[01:23] Cyclops
    Hey, i-it's headed this way!
[01:25] Cyclops
    Whoa, s-stop it!
[01:30] Cyclops
    Huh?
[01:32] 7oka
    Hey, what happened?
[01:34] 7mori
    I don't see the firework.
[01:35] 7oka
    Where'd it go?
[01:38] 7yama
    What kind of aim was that?
[01:48] 7mori
    Looks like... the Kraken's gone.
[01:51] 7oka
    I probably should have warmed up first.
[01:56] 7yama
    You didn't go through that
    Maeda Kenta routine first?
[01:58] 7oka
    Can't say I did. That's where you do this, right?
[02:02] 7oka
    And so, our attempt to score big ratings
    ended with nothing to show for it.
[02:07] 7oka
    But as long as mysterious
    creatures lurk in this world,
[02:09] 7oka
    TV Nanana's expedition will continue!
[02:12] 7yama
    Let's go cryptid-hunting again someday.
[02:16] Cyclops
    Hey!
[02:17] Cyclops
    You guys know I'm rarer
    than most cryptids, right?
[02:21] Cyclops
    Why won't you put me on your show?!
[02:23] Cyclops
    I already waived my likeness
    rights and everything!
[02:26] 7oka
    You just don't look like
    you'd get any ratings!
[02:29] Cyclops
    What about if, after you drain one of
    those lakes, you find me in there?
[02:33] 7oka
    You've got no impact.
[02:34] Cyclops
    I'm very impactful!
[02:36] Cyclops
    You could use a bunch of me.
[02:37] 7oka
    For starters, drop this freelance
    thing and get some representation.
[02:41] Cyclops
    In that case, let me join
    Watanabe Productions.
[02:43] 7oka
    If you join, you'd better pay your
    respects to Matsumoto Golgo.
[02:46] 7oka
    All the new talent has to go
    through his workshop first.
[02:50] Cyclops
    Never mind, then. That sounds like a drag.
[02:53] 7oka
    The end!
[02:53] 7oka
    The End
[02:54] Cyclops
    What kind of ending is this?