# Season 1
# E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6247ZG7Y/go-tv-guys-crew)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** "*Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
**[00:17] ---**
*This is a small TV station
in Roppongi,*
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*TV Nanana.*
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*In this tiny TV station
struggling with a low budget,*
**[00:26] ---**
a life and death decision
has just been taken.
**[00:30] ---**
Oh, I see.
Yes, Sir.
**[00:33] ---**
I'm on it.
***SIGN*** PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
**[00:40] ---**
What's up, Boss?
***SIGN*** AD
NANAYAMA
***SIGN*** DIRECTOR
NANAOKA
***SIGN*** CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
**[00:42] ---**
We've got news from the
top. Calm down and listen.
**[00:47] ---**
Calm down, OK?
The Boss is gonna talk now.
**[00:49] ---**
The Boss'll talk.
**[00:51] ---**
Who?
**[00:51] ---**
The Boss is gonna talk now.
Just wait.
**[00:54] ---**
Shut up! Let me talk.
**[00:57] ---**
Our flagship program,
**[01:00] ---**
Banana Mesh Night got axed.
***SIGN*** BANANA MESH NIGHT
**[01:03] ---**
Banana Mesh Night?
**[01:07] ---**
Why, Boss?
It had the best audience rating.
**[01:11] ---**
They've just decided it
at the board meeting.
**[01:13] ---**
They've been flooded with complaints.
"Too indecent."
**[01:16] ---**
*One, two,
Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.*
**[01:19] ---**
*Pull that thong tighter,
Banana Mesh.*
**[01:23] ---**
But we've just made
the novelty thongs!
**[01:25] ---**
What can we do?
**[01:27] ---**
We've been broadcasting it for years.
**[01:31] ---**
This is an emergency.
We've got orders for a new show.
**[01:36] ---**
Go to South America
and film a rare animal now.
**[01:39] ---**
A rare animal?
**[01:40] ---**
Exactly.
**[01:42] ---**
The legendary keena.
***SIGN*** ECUANA REPUBLIC
**[01:46] ---**
There have been sightings in a remote area
of Ecuana, South America.
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Apparently, the rare animal keena
**[01:53] ---**
has got a pigeon head
and a cat body.
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It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[02:00] ---**
It's a conservation geek's dream.
**[02:04] ---**
We must bet on the keena
to save our poor TV station.
**[02:10] ---**
Film it and settle the score
for Banana Mesh Night.
**[02:15] ---**
We'll make a TV show recording
this spectacular feat!
**[02:22] ---**
All right. Now go, go.
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We'll find it at any cost.
**[02:28] ---**
You like rare animals, don't you?
**[02:31] ---**
Can I go home first?
**[02:33] ---**
Need to get ready.
**[02:34] ---**
We're going now.
**[02:35] ---**
Just the three of us?
**[02:36] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:37] ---**
Huh?!
**[02:39] ---**
How about this thong?
**[02:41] ---**
Give it to me.
**[02:44] ---**
Put it on.
**[02:46] ---**
Excuse me?
**[02:48] ---**
*So, this is how we went to Ecuana
in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.*
# E2 - TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJMPEVY/take-off-low-cost-flight-to-the-jungle)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** *"Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #2 TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
***SIGN*** ECUANA REPUBLIC
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*After our arrival in Ecuana,*
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* we're taking a small plane*
* to the jungle.*
**[00:24] ---**
This is the plane
our company's booked?
**[00:27] ---**
It's the only one
we can afford.
**[00:30] ---**
But can it fly?
**[00:34] ---**
What's this sticky goo?
What the heck?
**[00:38] ---**
* Thank you for choosing*
* Narros Airlines.*
**[00:41] ---**
It stinks in here.
**[00:41] ---**
*I'm Narros, your pilot.*
**[00:43] ---**
* My wife and grandson*
* will be your cabin crew.*
**[00:47] ---**
* We'll do our best*
* for you.*
**[00:49] ---**
This plane's no good.
We're outta here.
**[00:52] ---**
It's the worst plane ever.
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Oh! Wait!
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Our rivals, Bubble TV!
**[01:01] ---**
That's gross.
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
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That jerk producer
Zakibana's here too.
**[01:07] ---**
What's he doing here?
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They came for the keena too.
**[01:12] ---**
What?
**[01:14] ---**
Their charter flight
looks fast.
**[01:17] ---**
Darn bubble millionaires
stuck in the 80s.
**[01:21] ---**
We won't let them film
the keena before us. Take off!
**[01:34] ---**
Mr. Nanaoka, she keeps
asking for a tip.
**[01:37] ---**
Give it to her.
**[01:40] ---**
But she keeps asking.
**[01:43] ---**
Give her more.
**[01:45] ---**
Gimme too.
**[01:46] ---**
Why?
I don't have enough money.
**[01:49] ---**
Just give it to her.
**[01:50] ---**
I did.
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She's still there.
**[01:53] ---**
What? More?
**[01:55] ---**
Jeez. Here.
**[01:57] ---**
Captain, when are we
taking off?
**[02:00] ---**
I just see water around us.
**[02:02] ---**
The yoke's stuck.
**[02:05] ---**
No way.
**[02:07] ---**
Let me try.
**[02:08] ---**
No.
**[02:09] ---**
I'll drive.
**[02:10] ---**
You've gotta oil it.
**[02:12] ---**
Hey!
**[02:15] ---**
Careful, careful.
**[02:20] ---**
Pull! Pull!
**[02:21] ---**
I'm pulling.
**[02:23] ---**
We can't get to work like this.
**[02:28] ---**
Quick.
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Move it.
**[02:41] ---**
I think I forgot to pull
the handbrake.
**[02:44] ---**
Silly mistake.
**[02:50] ---**
*TV Nanana, to the jungle!*
# E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWEXD1Y/start-searching-for-the-rare-beast)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
***SIGN*** PURSUING THE KEENA!
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* TV Nanana's keena coverage*
* has finally started.*
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Look at that!
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Keena's scratch marks!
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Keena's feathers!
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Keena's feces!
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* Chief Nanaoka keeps finding*
* more and more clues.*
**[00:38] ---**
Where's the keena?
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* There's no doubt*
* it's in this jungle.*
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* The search is going well,*
* but...*
**[00:49] ---**
* Don't forget that there's always*
* danger hidden in the jungle.*
**[00:54] ---**
Whoa! Whoa!
**[00:54] ---**
*A sudden huge rockfall.*
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Hold onto this!
**[00:59] ---**
*Bottomless swamps.*
**[01:02] ---**
*Scorpions on your legs!*
**[01:04] ---**
*Poisonous snakes on your body!*
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* Huge anacondas*
* wrapped around your neck!*
**[01:10] ---**
* The jungle keeps testing*
* our TV crew.*
**[01:16] ---**
I'm choking! Help! Help!
**[01:19] ---**
This won't stop me!
I'll never give up!
**[01:23] ---**
Even with an anaconda
wrapped around my neck...
**[01:27] ---**
I'm still burning!
**[01:30] ---**
Cut.
**[01:31] ---**
Your acting's too
over the top, Chief.
**[01:35] ---**
Why?
**[01:35] ---**
It looks fake.
**[01:38] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** YOU'RE OVERACTING
**[01:41] ---**
The look at the camera
is unneeded.
**[01:44] ---**
Be more natural.
**[01:47] ---**
Look, you gotta go over the top
in an expedition like this.
**[01:50] ---**
It's more exciting.
**[01:51] ---**
We can't hire any celebrity,
**[01:54] ---**
so we've got to put all
our passion into this.
**[01:56] ---**
We must bring the thrill
to the audience!
**[01:59] ---**
The look at the camera
is unneeded.
**[02:01] ---**
What's your concept of "reality"?
**[02:03] ---**
The more you talk,
the faker it sounds.
**[02:06] ---**
It's better if you shut up.
**[02:09] ---**
Right. Let's go with that.
**[02:11] ---**
That's weird!
***SIGN*** THE SILENT CHIEF
**[02:12] ---**
Who's gonna watch a show about
a guy wandering around saying nothing?
**[02:17] ---**
I'll talk!
**[02:18] ---**
Please don't.
**[02:19] ---**
Really, don't. Keep quiet.
**[02:21] ---**
I'll talk.
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I'll talk.
**[02:24] ---**
Please don't. Just shut up.
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I'm confident in my power of speech.
**[02:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:35] ---**
That's so realistic!
Very good.
**[02:37] ---**
See? It got much better
as soon as you stopped talking.
**[02:41] ---**
Nice sense of urgency.
It looks like you're really choking.
**[02:46] ---**
Amazing.
**[02:47] ---**
So real!
**[02:48] ---**
Super real. Nice!
**[02:50] ---**
It looks like you're really choking.
Doesn't look like acting.
**[02:55] ---**
Nice.
# E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4JP3GY/the-arrival-enter-south-americas-jungle-king)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** *Wacky TV "Nanana"!*
***SIGN*** #4 THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
**[00:17] ---**
We can't shoot with that anaconda
wrapped around the chief's neck.
**[00:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[00:22] ---**
Don't you know anyone
who can take snakes off people?
**[00:25] ---**
There's one TV zoologist
I met before.
**[00:32] ---**
Well, he's got an anaconda
wrapped tight around his neck.
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* That's a bit tricky.*
* They're very powerful.*
**[00:41] ---**
It happened to you as well, right?
What did you do then?
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* Anacondas squeeze tighter*
* if you try to pull them off.*
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You mustn't try to pull it off.
**[00:54] ---**
* It's important to relax*
* all muscles in your body.*
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Relax all muscles.
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*It made me sick when it bit me.*
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Right.
**[01:03] ---**
*" Ow. It hurts."*
**[01:06] ---**
*" Let me go." I said.*
**[01:08] ---**
What? What?
**[01:10] ---**
He said he doesn't wanna die
in South America.
**[01:12] ---**
Huh?
**[01:13] ---**
How can we free him?
**[01:15] ---**
*You're in South America?*
**[01:17] ---**
Yes.
**[01:18] ---**
* It's full of pretty women there.*
* I'd love to go.*
**[01:23] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[01:24] ---**
The young ones
have nice firm bums.
**[01:26] ---**
I guess that grabbed
your attention too.
**[01:30] ---**
*If you go to Copacabana Beach,*
**[01:34] ---**
*it's full of beauties in bikini.*
**[01:36] ---**
Really?
**[01:37] ---**
* There's so many*
* cute girls at the beach.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Walking around.*
**[01:44] ---**
What's he talking about?
**[01:45] ---**
* Many have got blonde hair, and*
* when the sunlight hits their hair,*
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*it glows like a halo.*
**[01:52] ---**
* It looks unreal.*
* It's so cool.*
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He's a pervert.
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* They've got white skin*
* and big round eyes.*
**[02:03] ---**
* You see so many bums,*
* but you never tire of watching.*
**[02:08] ---**
Er... could you tell us how to free him?
**[02:12] ---**
What should we do now?
**[02:13] ---**
*Anacondas have scales.*
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Scales?
**[02:18] ---**
* They don't like it*
* if you stroke them the wrong way.*
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Stroke it the wrong way.
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Really? It's hard to believe.
**[02:24] ---**
Stroke it the wrong way...
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It let go!
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It let go.
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Amazing!
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It took you ages!
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The scales trick worked.
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We took the snake off!
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Good for you.
**[02:37] ---**
But...
**[02:39] ---**
You spent too much time
talking about girls!
**[02:42] ---**
You like pretty women too much.
**[02:45] ---**
Introduce 2 or 3 to me!
**[02:47] ---**
* That's difficult.*
* Even though there's many of them.*
**[02:51] ---**
* But it sounds like fun,*
* so I will.*
**[02:55] ---**
Thank you so much.
# E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679J801Y/village-confidential-bananatic-paradise)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #5 VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
**[00:16] ---**
* We came to the remote village of*
* Momoyama in search of the keena.*
**[00:22] ---**
We found a nice-looking village.
**[00:25] ---**
You generally find clues
in places like this.
**[00:31] ---**
Let's investigate the village.
**[00:33] ---**
OK.
**[00:33] ---**
Let’s go. Let's go.
***SIGN*** VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
**[00:38] ---**
* Village Confidential!*
* Bananatic Paradise.*
**[00:42] ---**
*Today we'll visit*
**[00:44] ---**
*Momoyama Village in the Ecuana Republic.*
***SIGN*** MOMOYAMA VILLAGE
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Nice atmosphere.
**[00:49] ---**
*What will we find in this village*
**[00:52] ---**
* hidden in the deep of the jungle,*
* wrapped in mystery?*
**[00:55] ---**
Let's check out the top 3 attractions.
**[00:57] ---**
What will they be?
**[01:00] ---**
* #3 The river.*
* The villagers' haven of rest.*
***SIGN*** THE RIVER
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It's important.
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* Meals, laundry, leisure. All of these*
* activities take place here.*
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* It's the jungle's entertainment complex,*
* enjoying steady popularity.*
**[01:15] ---**
Looks like it.
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* #2 Keena Festival.*
* Celebrating the holy beast.*
***SIGN*** THE KEENA FESTIVAL
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The keena!
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* The keena is a legendary animal*
* said to inhabit this area.*
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* In ancient times, the head was*
* used as food and the fur as clothing.*
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* It's always been a priceless treasure*
* for the villagers.*
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* You can't catch it at all*
* nowadays, but*
***SIGN*** KEENA DANCE
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* it's still worshiped as a god*
* in the village.*
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It's #2.
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*And finally the top attraction.*
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*Better than the keena?*
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*But, before that...*
**[01:58] ---**
What?
**[02:00] ---**
What's this?
**[02:02] ---**
Useless footage.
**[02:04] ---**
Give us some info
about the keena.
**[02:08] ---**
#1.
**[02:09] ---**
Better than the keena?
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* They have no mercy*
* for suspicious visitors.*
**[02:15] ---**
*#1 Headhunting.*
***SIGN*** HEADHUNTING
**[02:18] ---**
* The Momoyamas are*
* a headhunting tribe.*
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* They make visitors shudder*
* in traditional old school style.*
**[02:27] ---**
* They lock them up*
* in prison. Then...*
**[02:29] ---**
*A holy ritual takes place. After that,*
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*the prisoners wait to be sacrificed.*
**[02:36] ---**
* These were the top 3 attractions*
* of Momoyama Village.*
**[02:42] ---**
It's you guys' fault.
**[02:44] ---**
You wanted to investigate.
**[02:45] ---**
What did you just say?
**[02:47] ---**
You should have done
some research beforehand.
**[02:50] ---**
No, Chief. It's your fault.
**[02:54] ---**
You two will be first,
when they take our heads.
# E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJNZP36/shivers-the-headhunters-village)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #6 SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
**[00:16] ---**
*While we were pursuing the keena,*
**[00:19] ---**
*we got caught by a headhunting tribe.*
**[00:22] ---**
Jeez. We may really get killed.
**[00:27] ---**
What's all this food?
**[00:29] ---**
What's going on?
**[00:31] ---**
You'll be our sacrificial victims.
**[00:33] ---**
We'll fill your bellies before we kill you,
**[00:35] ---**
so you'll make a great sacrifice.
**[00:38] ---**
Come on, tuck in.
**[00:39] ---**
"A great sacrifice"?
**[00:45] ---**
How can you eat
in this situation?
**[00:49] ---**
By the way, Village Chief.
Have you ever seen a real keena?
**[00:52] ---**
Yes, I have.
**[00:53] ---**
They're not around anymore, but
there used to be so many.
**[00:58] ---**
Their meat is delicious,
and you can sell their fur.
**[01:01] ---**
It was a real blessing.
**[01:04] ---**
I've heard they can still be found
in the grassland deep inside the jungle.
**[01:08] ---**
We were joking that
if we sacrifice you
**[01:10] ---**
and pray to the gods,
the keenas might come this way.
**[01:15] ---**
So, we decided to give it a try.
**[01:18] ---**
Anyway, why are you filming?
You can't shoot without authorization.
**[01:23] ---**
We're a TV crew
from Roppongi in Tokyo.
**[01:26] ---**
We're here to cover the keena.
**[01:29] ---**
No way!
Just the 3 of you?
**[01:32] ---**
Yeah, well..
**[01:33] ---**
We're on a low budget.
**[01:35] ---**
The director does the reporting,
and the AD does sound and lighting too.
**[01:40] ---**
We don't have bodyguards,
so we must fend for ourselves.
**[01:44] ---**
We had to take a cheap banged-up plane
but somehow we made it here.
**[01:50] ---**
I see. Your company is poor.
**[01:52] ---**
They're poor. Yuck.
**[01:54] ---**
They've got no budget.
**[01:55] ---**
Even though their TV station
is in a hip area.
**[01:58] ---**
Why did you come all the way here if
you're poor? Do something cheaper.
**[02:03] ---**
Our company is on the brink
of bankruptcy!
**[02:05] ---**
We absolutely must do the keena scoop
in order to save our channel.
**[02:09] ---**
They'll go bust without the keena.
**[02:10] ---**
Oh, no.
**[02:11] ---**
Are they really a terrestrial TV crew?
**[02:14] ---**
Can't be.
**[02:15] ---**
They're pitiful.
**[02:17] ---**
I'm sorry! Really.
**[02:20] ---**
The villagers got turned off
because you're too poor.
**[02:25] ---**
We can't sacrifice you, I'm sorry.
**[02:27] ---**
"Turned off"?
**[02:29] ---**
The gods won't be happy if we sacrifice
a miserable, poor crew like you.
**[02:34] ---**
You're not worthy to be sacrificed.
**[02:36] ---**
Can you leave right now, please?
**[02:38] ---**
We don't want a poor TV crew
hanging around the village.
**[02:42] ---**
Please! Go somewhere else.
**[02:44] ---**
We can go, then?
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[02:45] ---**
Can I get some food? I haven't eaten.
**[02:48] ---**
There's nothing left.
**[02:49] ---**
Come on, even a sandwich will do...
**[02:50] ---**
Get outta here!
**[02:53] ---**
We're done with you.
**[02:54] ---**
A sandwich or a rice ball...
**[02:56] ---**
Nope.
# E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XE82VR/mortal-combat-man-eating-jungle-bear)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #7 MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
**[00:16] ---**
We don't have money
to hire bodyguards.
***SIGN*** PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TATSUMI FUJINAMI
**[00:19] ---**
* In case of danger, we must use*
* our knowledge and tricks to escape.*
**[00:24] ---**
Hello, TV Nanana speaking.
**[00:27] ---**
*Oh, the poor TV station?*
**[00:30] ---**
Yes, Sir.
Please don't be so hard on us.
**[00:34] ---**
So, basically...
**[00:35] ---**
I got caught by a bear
during the shooting.
**[00:40] ---**
*That's un-bear-able, huh?*
**[00:43] ---**
Was it a pun?
**[00:46] ---**
Did you just make a pun?
**[00:47] ---**
*No. You said it was a bear.*
**[00:50] ---**
I'm sure it was a pun.
But, whatever.
**[00:54] ---**
I'm fighting it as we speak,
and I'd like to attack it
**[00:57] ---**
from behind,
where it's vulnerable.
**[01:00] ---**
Can you teach me a special move?
**[01:04] ---**
Right.
**[01:04] ---**
Can you?
**[01:05] ---**
*Yeah. I know a few.*
**[01:06] ---**
You do?
**[01:07] ---**
He said he knows a few.
**[01:09] ---**
Does he mean he knows
how to fight a bear?
**[01:12] ---**
Good! Good!
**[01:14] ---**
Hey, I'll tell you how to do
a Dragon Suplex. You'll do it.
**[01:18] ---**
Me?
**[01:19] ---**
That's obvious.
**[01:21] ---**
You're the only one.
**[01:22] ---**
There must be some other,
simpler way to do it.
**[01:24] ---**
There isn't. We've got
Mr. Fujinami on the phone.
**[01:28] ---**
Un-bear-able.
**[01:30] ---**
Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
**[01:32] ---**
*The opponent is huge, though.*
**[01:34] ---**
It is huge.
**[01:34] ---**
*Even bigger than Andre the Giant.*
**[01:37] ---**
Really?
**[01:39] ---**
What shall I do, then?
**[01:41] ---**
*First of all, go behind it.*
**[01:43] ---**
Go behind. OK.
**[01:45] ---**
* Now you do a Nelson Hold*
* from behind.*
**[01:48] ---**
I can't reach.
**[01:49] ---**
* Can't he?*
* *
**[01:50] ---**
Can't reach.
**[01:52] ---**
What can we do?
**[01:53] ---**
It just fell on the floor for me.
**[01:56] ---**
*If it's on the floor, then...*
**[01:58] ---**
We're lucky.
**[01:59] ---**
*You can grab its arm, right?*
**[02:01] ---**
Um... like this?
**[02:03] ---**
The Ude-hishigi move?
**[02:04] ---**
That's it.
**[02:06] ---**
Right. Antonio Inoki used it
against Andre the Giant.
**[02:09] ---**
*Do you know how to do a Key Lock?*
**[02:10] ---**
Like this?
**[02:12] ---**
* Yeah, that's right.*
* Lock its arm between your legs.*
**[02:15] ---**
The bear pulled him up
during the Key Lock!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh my god!
**[02:20] ---**
It's just like watching
Inoki vs Andre back then.
**[02:23] ---**
*Yeah, it's the same.*
**[02:24] ---**
Ouch! It's beating me up.
**[02:27] ---**
It's beating me up.
**[02:28] ---**
Mr. Inoki went through it too.
**[02:30] ---**
But it hurts.
**[02:32] ---**
I can't escape.
**[02:33] ---**
You can't, huh?
**[02:35] ---**
Have you met Mr. Inoki lately?
**[02:37] ---**
* We always go out for a meal*
* once a month.*
**[02:39] ---**
Really?
**[02:41] ---**
What do you eat together?
**[02:43] ---**
* He's not a fussy eater.*
* He can eat anything.*
**[02:47] ---**
Does he use Tabasco sauce?
**[02:48] ---**
*Not lately.*
**[02:49] ---**
He can't eat food
that's too spicy.
**[02:52] ---**
*He doesn't eat as much nowadays.*
**[02:54] ---**
I poured Tabasco on the bear.
It went down.
# E8 - BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVWE93R/blast-dragon-suplex)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #8 BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
**[00:16] ---**
* Under wrestler*
* Tatsumi Fujinami's guidance,*
**[00:19] ---**
* the battle between TV Nanana*
* and the bear rages on.*
**[00:22] ---**
What should we do, Mr. Fujinami?
***SIGN*** TV NANANA VS MAN-EATING BEAR
**[00:24] ---**
I'll try pushing it
onto the ropes.
**[00:27] ---**
Go for it.
**[00:29] ---**
He's bouncing back.
**[00:30] ---**
* Do a Drop Kick.*
* Jump in the air and kick.*
**[00:33] ---**
Drop Kick!
***SIGN*** DROP KICK
**[00:35] ---**
Nanayama can hit pretty high.
**[00:38] ---**
* Now climb on the top rope*
* and do a Knee Drop.*
**[00:41] ---**
*Knee Drop.*
**[00:41] ---**
From the top rope.
**[00:43] ---**
*Oh, no ropes there?*
**[00:44] ---**
Actually, there are. A bit faraway,
though. I'll do it from there.
**[00:47] ---**
*Good. Bend your knees.*
**[00:49] ---**
OK.
**[00:50] ---**
Right. I'll jump now.
**[00:50] ---**
*OK.*
***SIGN*** KNEE DROP
**[00:53] ---**
Good, good.
**[00:55] ---**
I've landed on top of it.
**[00:56] ---**
It's a good position, huh?
**[00:58] ---**
I'm in a mounted position.
**[01:00] ---**
He can try a Romero Special
now, can't he?
**[01:03] ---**
* I don't know how it's done.*
* I've never done it.*
**[01:07] ---**
I know you've seen it.
**[01:09] ---**
* You mean the Surfboard?*
* I received it often but never done it.*
**[01:12] ---**
Let's try.
**[01:14] ---**
I managed to climb on top of its legs.
I can grab its arms now.
**[01:18] ---**
*Right. But, um...*
***SIGN*** ROMERO SPECIAL
**[01:21] ---**
It's crushing me. Yikes!
**[01:23] ---**
It's crushing me. It's looking bad.
**[01:24] ---**
But, luckily, I can
grab its neck from behind.
**[01:27] ---**
*Let's do the Dragon Sleeper.*
**[01:28] ---**
How's it done?
**[01:31] ---**
*You choke it from behind.*
**[01:32] ---**
From behind?
With my arm like this?
**[01:35] ---**
* Put the other arm*
* around its neck.*
**[01:37] ---**
From the front.
**[01:38] ---**
Yes. You've got it.
***SIGN*** DRAGON SLEEPER
**[01:41] ---**
*I think he's got it.*
**[01:42] ---**
I think you did it.
How does it look, Nanayama?
**[01:45] ---**
Floor him! Floor the bear!
**[01:46] ---**
*Sit down.*
**[01:48] ---**
I'm pretty exhausted,
so I'll do the finisher now.
**[01:52] ---**
The finisher?
**[01:53] ---**
*I think that was it.*
**[01:56] ---**
No, er...
**[01:57] ---**
Hey, Nanayama. Mr. Fujinami
said that was the finisher.
**[02:00] ---**
*That generally does it, but...*
**[02:03] ---**
I'm holding it from behind now.
**[02:05] ---**
* Since you're behind*
* do a German Suplex, then.*
**[02:07] ---**
German or Dragon Suplex?
**[02:10] ---**
Let's do the Dragon.
**[02:11] ---**
* Dragon's cooler, but can you do*
* a Nelson Hold from behind?*
**[02:14] ---**
My arms got longer by chance.
I should be able to.
**[02:18] ---**
By chance?
What the heck is that?
**[02:19] ---**
* Do a Nelson Hold*
* and bend backward.*
**[02:24] ---**
*With all your strength.*
***SIGN*** DRAGON SUPLEX
**[02:26] ---**
I managed.
**[02:27] ---**
* He managed. How's the bear?*
* *
**[02:30] ---**
He fainted.
**[02:31] ---**
We've done it?
**[02:34] ---**
I beat the bear on my own!
**[02:35] ---**
But I did.
**[02:36] ---**
I beat the bear on my own.
**[02:38] ---**
He sounds like he's the winner.
**[02:40] ---**
Why? It was me...
**[02:41] ---**
Mr. Fujinami, I did it!
**[02:43] ---**
* He got pinned down under the bear.*
* You can't tell who's won.*
**[02:50] ---**
I got everything he said
though he was talking super fast.
**[02:54] ---**
Hey, Nanayama.
Stop grumbling, would ya.
# E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ME5072R/wanted-cheap-assistant-director)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #9 WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
**[00:16] ---**
* We're at a temp agency*
* in Ecuana.*
**[00:20] ---**
So, what position
do you need to fill?
**[00:23] ---**
Assistant Director. This guy's
pestering me to hire more people.
**[00:27] ---**
I'm the only one, always coping
with unreasonable demands.
**[00:30] ---**
What kind of AD?
**[00:32] ---**
Someone who speaks clearly
and doesn't moan.
**[00:36] ---**
Not lazy! Motivated!
Capable!
**[00:41] ---**
I am capable.
**[00:42] ---**
Wait a moment.
**[00:43] ---**
How about him?
**[00:45] ---**
He's pretty handsome.
**[00:47] ---**
He'll help us pull girls at parties.
**[00:49] ---**
He may be useful.
**[00:51] ---**
What if he's
the pure virgin type?
**[00:53] ---**
He wants too much money.
Next!
**[00:56] ---**
Him?
**[00:58] ---**
Looks like a problem solver.
**[01:00] ---**
Could be a good choice.
**[01:03] ---**
He wants too much money.
Next!
**[01:06] ---**
Him?
**[01:08] ---**
He's the worst. He should pay us.
**[01:10] ---**
The worst?
**[01:13] ---**
He looks lazy and dumb.
**[01:16] ---**
He may come up with stories
people can relate to.
**[01:18] ---**
He'll grumble, I'm sure.
**[01:20] ---**
He wants too much money!
**[01:21] ---**
No, he doesn't. He's the cheapest.
**[01:23] ---**
Next!
**[01:24] ---**
Can't find a decent candidate.
Next!
**[01:26] ---**
No good.
**[01:27] ---**
Too expensive.
**[01:28] ---**
Next!
**[01:29] ---**
That's expensive too.
Next!
**[01:32] ---**
You keep doing that.
What's your budget anyway?
**[01:36] ---**
That's peanuts! I've never seen
such a poor TV channel.
**[01:40] ---**
You'll never find anyone
with that budget.
**[01:45] ---**
Miracle! You've got one hit.
**[01:47] ---**
Really? I want to meet him.
**[01:48] ---**
Wait, I'll pull the data out.
**[01:50] ---**
This is the candidate
matching your requirements.
**[01:55] ---**
A monkey?
**[01:59] ---**
It's a monkey, isn't it?
**[02:02] ---**
Hired!
**[02:03] ---**
Wait a sec, it's just a monkey.
**[02:06] ---**
No problem whatsoever.
**[02:07] ---**
BIG problem, I'd say.
**[02:08] ---**
Look closer! Look at these
lovely round eyes.
**[02:12] ---**
He screeches clearly.
He's not lazy.
**[02:16] ---**
He's hired.
**[02:17] ---**
The simplest test ever.
**[02:19] ---**
Make a great AD out of him.
**[02:23] ---**
I have to raise it?
**[02:24] ---**
Of course.
**[02:25] ---**
But it's a monkey!
**[02:27] ---**
Teach him how to greet people
and use cue cards.
**[02:30] ---**
And how to order food.
**[02:32] ---**
If you're too strict,
they quit nowadays.
**[02:35] ---**
Teach him about casting too.
**[02:37] ---**
So soon? I haven't learnt that yet.
**[02:39] ---**
Do it.
**[02:41] ---**
Teach him how to be best
buddies with influential managers.
**[02:44] ---**
Can't do that.
We don't have the budget.
**[02:47] ---**
Jeez. He really likes bananas.
**[02:50] ---**
He'll eat us one day.
Guaranteed.
# E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63K98QX6/school-time-nanana-monkey-army)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #10 SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
**[00:16] ---**
* To save on HR expenses,*
* we hired a monkey as our new AD.*
***SIGN*** NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
**[00:22] ---**
Thanku, thanku. I'm AD Saruoka.
**[00:25] ---**
Nice to meet ya. Thanku.
**[00:27] ---**
Come here, please.
***SIGN*** AD COURSE FOR DUMMIES (AND MONKEYS)
**[00:30] ---**
People don't say "Thanku, thanku"
like that, OK?
**[00:32] ---**
Thanku for what, anyway?
**[00:34] ---**
Thanku. Yaay.
**[00:36] ---**
Don't say "Yaay".
**[00:37] ---**
It's my style.
**[00:39] ---**
Style doesn't help you work better.
**[00:40] ---**
Really?
**[00:41] ---**
Now I'll teach you something.
***SIGN*** LESSON 1 WRAP IT UP
**[00:44] ---**
Do you know what
"Wrap it up" means?
**[00:46] ---**
If time's running out, we do this
to signal performers to wrap it up.
**[00:52] ---**
Even I know that.
**[00:53] ---**
You're cheeky.
**[00:53] ---**
For real. Even I know it.
**[00:55] ---**
Do it, then.
**[00:57] ---**
OK.
**[00:59] ---**
Wrap it up.
**[01:00] ---**
Wrap it. Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it.
**[01:04] ---**
Stop.
**[01:06] ---**
You said it out loud.
**[01:08] ---**
Did I?
**[01:09] ---**
You kept talking.
**[01:10] ---**
No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
**[01:13] ---**
You must use your hands only.
Or the mike'll pick it up.
**[01:17] ---**
Don't spin your whole arm.
**[01:19] ---**
You're not waving the runner home.
**[01:23] ---**
But I want him to run home.
**[01:25] ---**
We're not joking, here.
**[01:28] ---**
I want you to just spin your hand.
**[01:32] ---**
Is this how it's done?
**[01:32] ---**
Don't overdo it. Don't use too much
strength. Look, like this.
**[01:41] ---**
You can't eat the crew.
**[01:46] ---**
Didn't you know?
**[01:49] ---**
Let's do the next lesson.
**[01:52] ---**
You've got a lot
to teach me, right?
**[01:55] ---**
Shall I teach you
about cue cards, then?
**[01:57] ---**
Yes, I'd like to learn.
**[01:59] ---**
But you can't read, right?
**[02:01] ---**
And you can't write, can you?
**[02:02] ---**
No, I can't read nor write.
**[02:05] ---**
How to get food, then.
***SIGN*** LESSON 2 ORDER FOOD
**[02:07] ---**
I wanna eat.
**[02:08] ---**
I won't teach you how to buy bananas.
**[02:11] ---**
Bananas, please.
**[02:12] ---**
We need you to order bento boxes.
**[02:15] ---**
I don't like rice.
**[02:18] ---**
It's not your food.
You won't be ordering just for you.
**[02:21] ---**
Right.
**[02:22] ---**
It's for the cast.
***SIGN*** LESSON 3 ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION
**[02:24] ---**
How to arrange transportation.
**[02:26] ---**
I don't have a driver's license.
**[02:27] ---**
I guess.
**[02:29] ---**
You can't do this, then.
**[02:30] ---**
I'm going to driving school.
**[02:33] ---**
Is that possible?
**[02:34] ---**
Yes, I'm doing it.
I want a car.
***SIGN*** LESSON 4 MARK THE SPOT
**[02:37] ---**
Do you know what's "Marking the spot"?
**[02:40] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[02:41] ---**
OK. I'm marking the spot here.
**[02:44] ---**
You're a pain.
So, don't move from here.
**[02:47] ---**
You're marking it for real.
**[02:49] ---**
You're the immobile monkey.
Immonkey.
**[02:51] ---**
What's that?
**[02:54] ---**
I had enough.
You'll never be an AD.
**[02:56] ---**
Yes, Sir.
# E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR247Z876/missing-top-class-rookie)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #11 MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
***SIGN*** NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
**[00:17] ---**
* Under my guidance, Saruoka*
* has become a great AD.*
**[00:23] ---**
Mike OK! Lights OK!
Camera rolling!
**[00:26] ---**
Ready to shoot.
3, 2...
**[00:28] ---**
Wait! Ambulance passing by.
**[00:30] ---**
I'm sure we could detect the keena
if we put sensors in this area.
**[00:36] ---**
You'll be my successor.
I have great expectations for you.
**[00:39] ---**
You're too kind.
I'm really honored.
**[00:42] ---**
* Too great.*
* I lost my job because of him.*
**[00:49] ---**
What the heck!
He stole my job, that jerk.
**[00:53] ---**
I was told "You'll be my successor" too.
It's not fair, dammit.
**[00:58] ---**
I'll bad-mouth him online,
so he'll be barred from the business.
**[01:04] ---**
Let me think.
**[01:06] ---**
"Stupid AD." "Jerk."
"Hypocrite."
**[01:09] ---**
Then "Monkey face."
"Doesn't get along with dogs."
**[01:14] ---**
"Couldn't become
a professional golfer."
**[01:17] ---**
My elbows hurt.
**[01:19] ---**
"Monkey..."
**[01:20] ---**
Mr. Nanayama.
**[01:23] ---**
What?
**[01:24] ---**
Do you have a minute?
**[01:27] ---**
Why? What's up?
**[01:30] ---**
Actually, I'm quitting
my job today.
**[01:35] ---**
Huh? Did you check online?
Er, no... I mean, why?
**[01:39] ---**
It's a really fulfilling job.
I'm happy I've become an AD.
**[01:44] ---**
But...
**[01:45] ---**
But?
**[01:46] ---**
I can't control
my instincts anymore.
**[01:48] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[01:49] ---**
I can't curb my desire
to eat my colleagues.
**[01:54] ---**
I knew it.
**[01:55] ---**
I like you all and I don't want to
eat you, but I can't control myself.
**[02:00] ---**
*He's saying it so calmly.*
**[02:01] ---**
I've been agonizing over it,
and found the only one solution.
**[02:06] ---**
I'm going to disappear from your lives
forever. No monkeying around.
**[02:11] ---**
*Was that a pun?*
**[02:13] ---**
Thank you so much
for your guidance.
**[02:17] ---**
You made me who I am today.
**[02:20] ---**
Please find the keena
at all costs.
**[02:23] ---**
OK. We will.
**[02:25] ---**
See you.
**[02:26] ---**
Huh? Really?
**[02:29] ---**
No monkey business from me.
**[02:30] ---**
* That's funny. But your earlier pun*
* has muffled the impact.*
**[02:34] ---**
Goodbye.
**[02:39] ---**
He's really gone.
**[02:42] ---**
* My pupil Saruoka went back*
* to the jungle in a flash.*
**[02:47] ---**
See you later, Saruoka!
Let's meet again.
**[02:52] ---**
Come back whenever you like.
**[02:54] ---**
But not as our AD, thanks!
# E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJMP8V6/undercover-scary-dudes-bar)
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**[00:05] ---**
We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #12 UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
**[00:17] ---**
* Our AD Saruoka went back*
* to the jungle.*
**[00:20] ---**
* The chief was really shocked*
* when he found out.*
**[00:26] ---**
Saruoka! Saruoka!
**[00:29] ---**
My successor Saruoka.
**[00:34] ---**
Saruoka!
**[00:38] ---**
Let's go to karaoke.
I feel like singing.
**[00:42] ---**
Look, there's a karaoke bar.
I'm dying to sing my heart out.
**[00:49] ---**
Right, I'll sing.
What should I pick?
**[00:52] ---**
Hey, gimme some booze.
**[00:54] ---**
I'm gonna sing, sing, sing.
**[00:56] ---**
Let me see.
What should I sing?
**[01:00] ---**
Welcome
**[01:01] ---**
I'm gonna sing a song.
**[01:03] ---**
What should I sing?
**[01:04] ---**
Is it your first time here?
**[01:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[01:08] ---**
It seems you love karaoke.
**[01:10] ---**
I'm in the mood for singing today.
**[01:14] ---**
Come on, gimme the mike.
Move it, man.
**[01:16] ---**
Our karaoke is state-of-the-art.
**[01:19] ---**
It scores your singing.
Amazing, isn't it?
**[01:23] ---**
Don't be stupid.
That's normal nowadays, dummy.
**[01:27] ---**
Gimme the mike, quick.
**[01:29] ---**
There's more.
**[01:31] ---**
Huh?
**[01:33] ---**
If you get a high score,
you'll get tips.
**[01:36] ---**
We'll get tips? Really?
**[01:38] ---**
Gimme the mike, then.
**[01:41] ---**
That's not all.
**[01:43] ---**
Huh?
**[01:45] ---**
What happens
if you get a low score?
**[01:49] ---**
You've spoilt our night. Come out!
**[01:51] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[01:54] ---**
You'll get kicked out and half killed
for spoiling the mood.
**[02:03] ---**
Thrilling, huh?
**[02:09] ---**
Right. Let's go home.
**[02:10] ---**
Stop right there.
**[02:12] ---**
You take the mike, you sing.
It's the rule.
**[02:14] ---**
Is there a rule like that?
**[02:16] ---**
Looking forward to hear
your sweet-sounding voice.
**[02:18] ---**
Look at his face.
**[02:20] ---**
Do you think he can sing?
**[02:21] ---**
You're next.
**[02:29] ---**
You look great with that mike.
Why don't you guys sing?
**[02:32] ---**
You wanted to sing.
**[02:34] ---**
I prefer the chorus.
You like singing, don't you?
**[02:37] ---**
I don't feel like singing.
**[02:39] ---**
And your feelings for Saruoka?
**[02:40] ---**
All right, if you insist.
**[02:43] ---**
They'll sing.
**[02:44] ---**
Me?
**[02:45] ---**
I'm bad at singing. You sing.
**[02:47] ---**
I'm worse than bad.
**[02:48] ---**
No, you sing first.
**[02:49] ---**
* Our life-or-death karaoke*
* is about to begin.*
**[02:53] ---**
I'm bad at any song.
**[02:54] ---**
You must have a repertoire.
**[02:56] ---**
I can't sing to save my life.
# E13 - SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWEX116/sing-sing-sing-el-keena-pasa)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #13 SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
**[00:16] ---**
Let's sing whatever
and get out of here.
**[00:18] ---**
Yeah, but I only know folk songs.
What can we do?
**[00:22] ---**
Come on, sing.
***SIGN*** EL KEEN PASA SUNG BY: TV NANANA CREW
**[00:24] ---**
Who starts?
**[00:25] ---**
After you.
**[00:27] ---**
No, after you.
**[00:28] ---**
I'll do the chorus.
**[00:30] ---**
That's not fair.
**[00:31] ---**
Please go ahead.
**[00:32] ---**
After you.
**[00:33] ---**
Nanayama, you sing.
**[00:34] ---**
No, no. I'm really bad.
**[00:36] ---**
Sing first!
**[00:37] ---**
No, I'm really terrible.
**[00:40] ---**
I ALWAYS HEAR
THESE PHRASES FROM THE BOSS
**[00:46] ---**
SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
**[00:53] ---**
I'M SURE YOU DO TOO
**[00:57] ---**
I'M SURE
(IT'S TERRIBLE)
**[01:00] ---**
HE KEEPS SAYING
THESE WORDS FOREVER
**[01:06] ---**
SMALL BUDGET NO MONEY
**[01:12] ---**
I'VE COME TO
FEEL OK ABOUT IT
**[01:20] ---**
BUT I'M DREAMING OF THE DAY
**[01:26] ---**
THE KEENA COMES
FROM THE SKY ABOVE
**[01:33] ---**
AND FREES US
**[01:39] ---**
FROM THIS BIRDCAGE
I BELIEVE IN HIM
**[01:45] ---**
AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
YES I DO
**[01:52] ---**
THE OTHER BOSS
IS THE SAME KIND OF SHIT
**[01:58] ---**
IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
**[02:01] ---**
JUST
IMPOSSIBLE REQUESTS
**[02:04] ---**
HE ALWAYS DOES
**[02:08] ---**
I'M SURE
(IT'S TERRIBLE)
**[02:11] ---**
BUT IF WE SUCCEED
TO SHOOT
**[02:18] ---**
THE KEENA
FOR THE FIRST TIME
**[02:25] ---**
MY EFFORTS WILL BE THEN
**[02:31] ---**
TURNED INTO GOOD MEMORIES
**[02:37] ---**
I BELIEVE IN HIM
AND KEEP ON TRAVELING
***SIGN*** VOICE PITCH RHYTHM TEMPO VOLUME ALL PERFECT!!
**[02:50] ---**
I guess life is hard
for you TV people.
# E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X08N9Y/cheap-south-american-transport)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
**[00:17] ---**
* Our TV crew has found some new info*
* on the keena at the karaoke bar.*
**[00:22] ---**
There's an old man called
the Keena Master.
**[00:24] ---**
He knows everything about the keena.
You should go and meet him.
**[00:28] ---**
TV crews from around the world
are pursuing the keena now.
**[00:32] ---**
You'd better act fast.
**[00:34] ---**
Just take the little straight road
and cross the mountain. That's it.
**[00:39] ---**
Gracias. Let's go right now!
**[00:41] ---**
Let's go.
**[00:41] ---**
The straight road.
**[00:43] ---**
Sounds close.
**[00:43] ---**
Must be.
**[00:47] ---**
"The little straight road", huh?
**[00:51] ---**
*We gave up on walking,*
**[00:53] ---**
* and negotiated transport*
* with a hostess at the bar.*
***SIGN*** HOSTESS NANITA
**[00:56] ---**
My name Nanita.
**[00:59] ---**
Got 5 kids. Low pay.
**[01:02] ---**
Other job taxi driver.
Got problem?
**[01:05] ---**
She's kinda scary.
**[01:07] ---**
Is that it?
**[01:08] ---**
It's our karaoke tips.
**[01:10] ---**
Not enough?
**[01:13] ---**
That's gross.
**[01:16] ---**
Follow me.
**[01:17] ---**
Thank you.
**[01:22] ---**
I be your driver.
**[01:25] ---**
Transport and fuel included
for this price.
**[01:28] ---**
I appreciate it.
**[01:31] ---**
I smell a rat.
She looks anything but trustworthy.
**[01:35] ---**
We could take the local bus
if we don't have money.
**[01:38] ---**
You're right.
**[01:39] ---**
Have you ever seen a TV crew
using a local bus?
**[01:45] ---**
That my car.
**[01:48] ---**
Goes on any road!
**[01:50] ---**
That's a good car.
**[01:52] ---**
It's awesome. Really good.
**[01:53] ---**
4WD.
**[01:55] ---**
It's perfect for mountain roads.
We'll be fine.
**[01:58] ---**
We can cross the mountain.
**[01:59] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:04] ---**
Oh?
**[02:06] ---**
It wasn't that car.
**[02:08] ---**
Picked up old golf cart
and fixed it.
**[02:11] ---**
So it free.
**[02:13] ---**
Electric. So fuel free.
**[02:16] ---**
That why all included.
**[02:18] ---**
Can this thing cross the mountain?
**[02:22] ---**
Got problem? Get off.
**[02:24] ---**
No problem, thank you.
**[02:26] ---**
No complaining.
**[02:27] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[02:28] ---**
If got no money,
use your head to overcome.
**[02:32] ---**
Yeah, I know that very well.
**[02:39] ---**
This woman's scary.
**[02:42] ---**
Nanita!
**[02:46] ---**
What's this tremendous power?
**[02:51] ---**
Can't move my head
'cos of G-force.
**[02:54] ---**
She isn't just a hostess.
# E15 - WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79J8E16/wheels-on-fire-charging-up-on-the-way)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #15 WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
**[00:16] ---**
*We hired an electric car driver*
**[00:18] ---**
* and went up the mountain*
* to meet the Keena Master.*
**[00:26] ---**
Oh? What happened?
**[00:28] ---**
Did we run out of power?
***SIGN*** GOTTA RECHARGE! TV NANANA
**[00:31] ---**
Oh jeez. We're in trouble.
**[00:34] ---**
We're in real trouble.
**[00:34] ---**
It won't work without power.
**[00:37] ---**
Gonna get power. Wait little.
**[00:40] ---**
But there's no houses around.
**[00:43] ---**
She's not listening.
**[00:44] ---**
No problem. No worries!
**[00:49] ---**
No problem. No worries.
**[00:50] ---**
I'm full of worries.
**[00:52] ---**
Hey! Where are you gonna
get it from?
**[00:55] ---**
Oh? She's gone.
**[00:57] ---**
How long will she be?
**[00:58] ---**
Judging from her vibe,
I'd say 2-3 minutes?
**[01:02] ---**
Like cup noodles.
**[01:03] ---**
Do you reckon?
**[01:04] ---**
You know, when I eat cup noodles
I don't take off the whole lid.
**[01:09] ---**
You don't?
**[01:09] ---**
I don't.
**[01:11] ---**
It's better to take it off.
**[01:12] ---**
I don't want to make too much trash.
**[01:14] ---**
I leave a bit attached while I eat.
**[01:17] ---**
But it pops up while you eat.
**[01:20] ---**
It hits your nose, doesn't it?
**[01:22] ---**
I don't like to put it on the table.
**[01:24] ---**
It's got water drops on it.
**[01:28] ---**
Just wipe them off.
**[01:29] ---**
It's kinda gross.
**[01:31] ---**
I just wash it and throw it away.
**[01:34] ---**
Nanayama.
**[01:35] ---**
Yes?
**[01:36] ---**
Do an imitation.
**[01:37] ---**
But look, the noodles...
**[01:40] ---**
Do an imitation, please.
**[01:43] ---**
We've got time to spare.
**[01:44] ---**
You can add a lot of stuff...
**[01:48] ---**
Do an imitation, please.
**[01:51] ---**
We've got time.
**[01:54] ---**
I've reached the limit!
**[01:58] ---**
Sorry for wait.
**[01:59] ---**
Is it Chiyonofuji?
**[02:00] ---**
Got many! Biting like crazy.
Big catch!
**[02:03] ---**
Big catch!
**[02:05] ---**
What are those?
**[02:07] ---**
Electric eels.
They full of power.
**[02:11] ---**
I get little bit power now.
**[02:14] ---**
What is she doing?
**[02:15] ---**
Electric eels?
**[02:17] ---**
Is it for real?
**[02:18] ---**
Electric Eels?
**[02:19] ---**
You've gotta be kidding me.
**[02:21] ---**
No way!
Must be dangerous.
**[02:23] ---**
Full power.
**[02:25] ---**
Is that eel OK? It looks exhausted.
But it's moving.
**[02:28] ---**
It won't kill it.
**[02:31] ---**
It's almost dead.
**[02:33] ---**
To thank eels for power,
I give food.
**[02:37] ---**
So, medical costs included.
**[02:41] ---**
Eel extract give
car power big boost!
**[02:45] ---**
My ass is tingling.
Is the car leaking power?
**[02:48] ---**
Mine's too. It's dangerous.
**[02:50] ---**
It's leaking power.
**[02:52] ---**
My ass is tingling all over.
# E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJNZX3R/stampede-the-keena-masters-palace)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
**[00:17] ---**
* We've arrived at*
* the Keena Master's palace.*
**[00:22] ---**
* But there were already*
* many TV crews there.*
**[00:29] ---**
Bubble TV's here.
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV
**[00:33] ---**
That's National TV.
***SIGN*** NATIONAL TV
**[00:36] ---**
There's even a foreign TV crew.
***SIGN*** OVERSEAS TV STATION
**[00:42] ---**
*Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:45] ---**
*Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?*
**[00:48] ---**
To cover the keena, dumbass!
**[00:50] ---**
Can I follow you home?
**[00:51] ---**
Why? No!
**[00:52] ---**
We'll pay for the taxi.
**[00:54] ---**
What a shameless TV show.
**[00:59] ---**
Do you think the interview's
already over?
**[01:02] ---**
If that's the case,
we're the only ones who got left out.
**[01:05] ---**
It's bad news.
**[01:09] ---**
What shall we do?
**[01:10] ---**
Look, the Keena Master!
**[01:11] ---**
Huh?
**[01:15] ---**
Keena Master!
**[01:16] ---**
Keena Master!
**[01:18] ---**
It wasn't him.
**[01:20] ---**
Double check before you yell.
**[01:23] ---**
The Keena Master!
**[01:26] ---**
It wasn't him again.
**[01:27] ---**
Double check before you yell.
**[01:30] ---**
Looks like nobody has met him yet.
**[01:32] ---**
That means we still have a chance!
**[01:36] ---**
Someone's come out!
**[01:37] ---**
Is it the Keena Master?
**[01:39] ---**
Keena Master?
**[01:41] ---**
He's got no beard. Is it him?
**[01:44] ---**
He wears glasses.
**[01:47] ---**
Good morning, TV gentlemen.
**[01:49] ---**
Who's that?
**[01:49] ---**
I assist the Keena Master.
**[01:53] ---**
We would like to allow you
to interview the Keena Master.
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
**[01:56] ---**
He's of venerable age,
and very shy.
**[02:00] ---**
We'll allow only one TV crew
to interview him.
**[02:03] ---**
Just one? What the heck?
**[02:06] ---**
For the sake of impartiality,
we'll select the interviewer through...
**[02:11] ---**
the King of TV Crews Championship.
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
**[02:24] ---**
The rules are simple. The crew with
the best broadcasting technique wins.
**[02:29] ---**
Whoever wins this prestigious title
will be able to do the interview.
**[02:33] ---**
Why a competition?
We could do rock, paper, scissors.
**[02:37] ---**
Do you have what it takes
to become number one?
**[02:41] ---**
Jeez, come on.
Everyone's confused.
**[02:44] ---**
That's autocracy.
**[02:46] ---**
Nobody's getting it.
**[02:47] ---**
Let's start the competition.
King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
***SIGN*** TO BE CONTINUED
**[02:52] ---**
Nobody's got a clue.
**[02:55] ---**
He's looking this way.
**[02:56] ---**
Creeps me out.
# E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XE8MVY/showdown-banana-champion)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #17 SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
**[00:17] ---**
Today we're bringing you
the King of TV Crews Championship!
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
**[00:24] ---**
The showdown that'll crown
the best TV crew.
**[00:27] ---**
Many TV channels came to ask
the Keena Master about the keena.
**[00:31] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:32] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:34] ---**
They all look
serious and resolute.
**[00:38] ---**
* Here's TV Nanana. Let's interview them*
* and see how passionate they are.*
***SIGN*** TV NANANA
**[00:43] ---**
*Not a major channel, I guess?*
**[00:45] ---**
Er, we're a small company.
Barely terrestrial, um.
**[00:49] ---**
* Describe your channel*
* in one phrase.*
**[00:52] ---**
Huh? One phrase?
Hey, say something.
**[00:54] ---**
Low budget.
**[00:55] ---**
Often on location.
**[00:57] ---**
We do election coverage.
**[00:59] ---**
We also show B-movies
on weekday afternoons.
**[01:01] ---**
No company building.
**[01:02] ---**
What else?
**[01:03] ---**
Anime.
**[01:04] ---**
Woman announcers.
**[01:05] ---**
And we've got a low budget.
**[01:07] ---**
We do.
**[01:08] ---**
No company building.
**[01:09] ---**
*Now show us your enthusiasm.*
**[01:12] ---**
What shall we do?
**[01:13] ---**
Let's do that thing.
**[01:15] ---**
1, 2, 3.
**[01:17] ---**
We've got a low budget
but we'll manage somehow.
**[01:20] ---**
4, 5, 6, Nanana!
**[01:25] ---**
*Let's start the competition.*
**[01:27] ---**
* The first match is...*
* cameramen competition!*
***SIGN*** FIRST MATCH CAMERAMAN COMPETITION
**[01:32] ---**
* Whoever can shoot wild animals*
* for the longest time wins.*
**[01:36] ---**
* They all took off in different*
* directions. Competition is fierce.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Wild animals are very elusive.*
**[01:45] ---**
*They're having a hard time.*
**[01:48] ---**
*What now? A camera crane.*
**[01:52] ---**
* It can shoot a little bird*
* with amazing precision.*
**[01:56] ---**
* Bubble TV is using a drone*
* to get a thorough shot from the sky.*
**[02:01] ---**
* Amazing. You can tell*
* they have a hefty budget.*
**[02:07] ---**
* TV Nanana is shooting a small animal.*
* He's moving very swiftly.*
**[02:10] ---**
* He doesn't rely on machines but*
* on human ability over technology.*
**[02:13] ---**
* His movements look bizarre,*
* but he's shooting with precision.*
**[02:18] ---**
*Next, cue cards competition!*
***SIGN*** 2ND MATCH CUE CARDS COMPETITION
***SIGN*** NEXT, THE WEATHER
**[02:23] ---**
* Whoever can write the most accurate*
* instructions the fastest wins.*
***SIGN*** 2 SECONDS
***SIGN*** COMMERCIALS AFTER VIDEO
**[02:28] ---**
*Many of them use hi-tech equipment.*
**[02:31] ---**
* The frantic sound of their keyboards*
* is filling the air.*
**[02:35] ---**
* But, you can hear the sound*
* of a single magic marker...*
**[02:39] ---**
* TV Nanana is consistently analog!*
* Old school sketchbook style.*
**[02:44] ---**
*He's writing at amazing speed.*
***SIGN*** SAY SOMETHING SILLY! KEEP AT IT! SILLIER!
**[02:48] ---**
* How far can TV Nanana's*
* man-over-machine approach take them?*
**[02:52] ---**
*The competition continues.*
# E18 - THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQWEXV3Y/the-awakening-talented-director)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #18 THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
***SIGN*** THE LAST COMPETITION! VIDEO EDITING SPEED
**[00:19] ---**
* We've reached the final stage of*
* the King of TV Crews Championship.*
**[00:22] ---**
* The competition's fast-paced,*
* but TV Nanana is losing speed!*
**[00:28] ---**
* Looks like the director*
* has already lost motivation.*
* *
**[00:32] ---**
What a pain.
I can't be asked.
**[00:36] ---**
* Is this going to*
* turn the match around?*
**[00:40] ---**
Let's boost the chief's motivation.
**[00:42] ---**
We'll use hypnosis
to strengthen his willpower.
**[00:46] ---**
Chief, you've got a call.
**[00:48] ---**
Who is it?
**[00:49] ---**
* Hello. Relax.*
* Let your body go limp.*
**[00:53] ---**
Who are you?!
**[00:55] ---**
* I'm the one who'll guide you*
* to a world of happiness.*
***SIGN*** RAMEN MASTER
**[00:59] ---**
This voice... Are you ramen
master Nanahara?
***SIGN*** RAMEN RESTAURATEUR NANAHARA
**[01:03] ---**
You guessed it right.
I do hypnosis too now.
***SIGN*** HYPNOTIST NANAHARA
**[01:08] ---**
You're a hypnotist too?!
**[01:10] ---**
What's wrong?
You don't feel like it?
**[01:13] ---**
But now you're gonna have
an urge for editing.
**[01:17] ---**
You're gonna feel merry.
**[01:20] ---**
I'll feel merry?
**[01:22] ---**
You like to have fun, right?
**[01:23] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[01:24] ---**
Laugh then. Laugh.
**[01:29] ---**
I kinda feel merry now.
**[01:31] ---**
* See? You feel merry, right?*
* You're having a lot of fun.*
**[01:37] ---**
* Let's put together*
* the footage now.*
**[01:40] ---**
You're a talented director. A genius.
**[01:42] ---**
*I'm a genius?*
**[01:44] ---**
Let's take the ingredients and
make a compact, interesting video.
**[01:48] ---**
Editing is fun.
Feels good, doesn't it?
**[01:52] ---**
The video's taking shape.
**[01:55] ---**
Just like the big line in
front of your restaurant.
**[01:57] ---**
It brings back memories.
**[01:59] ---**
Creating feels good.
Say it.
**[02:02] ---**
Creating feels good!
**[02:04] ---**
Feels good!
**[02:05] ---**
Mr. Nanahara!
**[02:06] ---**
You edited the footage
into an interesting movie.
**[02:10] ---**
When I finish counting,
the editing will be over.
**[02:15] ---**
It's coming together!
**[02:16] ---**
1, 2, 3, 4,
**[02:20] ---**
5, 6... Go!
**[02:22] ---**
Nanana!
**[02:25] ---**
Oh?!
**[02:29] ---**
TV Nanana finished first.
**[02:33] ---**
They're the King of TV Crews Champions!
***SIGN*** KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPION TV NANANA
**[02:36] ---**
Huh!? We won!
**[02:41] ---**
#1 Channel, TV Nanana. You're authorized
to interview the Keena Master.
**[02:46] ---**
We can meet him?
**[02:48] ---**
We made it!
**[02:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[02:52] ---**
Thank you for the trouble.
# E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4JP7QY/lucky-price-assessment)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
***SIGN*** KEENA MASTER
**[00:16] ---**
* We interviewed the Keena Master*
* and found out where to find the keena.*
**[00:20] ---**
In the savannah down there.
**[00:23] ---**
* But, to go there we must go through*
* an anti-government rebel checkpoint.*
**[00:29] ---**
Show me proof of clearance.
**[00:32] ---**
I've got nothing like that.
I didn't know.
**[00:35] ---**
Chief, there's no other way
to get to the savannah.
**[00:38] ---**
I know.
Leave it to me.
**[00:47] ---**
Bribe... Bribe...
**[00:49] ---**
Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.
**[00:53] ---**
What's this?
**[00:54] ---**
One, ten, a hundred...
***SIGN*** $8.77
**[00:58] ---**
It's not enough.
Don't you have anything else?
**[01:02] ---**
Huh?
**[01:03] ---**
How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!
**[01:06] ---**
It's a present from the boss.
**[01:08] ---**
It's gotta be valuable!
**[01:10] ---**
One, ten...
***SIGN*** $70
**[01:11] ---**
What?!
**[01:15] ---**
Give me everything you have!
Anything. Quick!
**[01:19] ---**
That orange peel too.
**[01:21] ---**
Huh? Even this?
**[01:22] ---**
The shogi knight too.
**[01:24] ---**
The rook too.
**[01:24] ---**
But the knight is too important.
**[01:26] ---**
Shut up and put everything in here.
**[01:29] ---**
Please! Get a good price!
***SIGN*** ¢6
**[01:33] ---**
Nanayama, you bastard!
**[01:34] ---**
Why blaming me?
**[01:36] ---**
What shall we do?
There's only the video camera left.
**[01:39] ---**
We can't shoot without it.
**[01:42] ---**
Listen!
Never give up until the end!
**[01:46] ---**
Take your clothes off.
**[01:48] ---**
Here?!
**[01:48] ---**
Move it! Strip Down!
**[01:50] ---**
I'm too shy.
**[01:51] ---**
The rebel's waiting.
**[01:53] ---**
Oh, my. Strip down?
All my clothes?
**[01:57] ---**
It's never gonna work.
**[01:58] ---**
Pray!
**[01:59] ---**
Found another knight.
**[02:00] ---**
Please! I beg you!
**[02:02] ---**
Please! Please!
**[02:03] ---**
It'll never work.
**[02:06] ---**
Please! Get a good price!
***SIGN*** $6,262,300
**[02:09] ---**
We made it!
**[02:12] ---**
No way.
**[02:13] ---**
These clothes?
Can't be.
**[02:15] ---**
I'm sure it's because of
the exquisite weathered effect.
**[02:18] ---**
No! No! The evaluation's not
for those clothes, but for this.
**[02:25] ---**
Banana Mesh Night's
Special See-through Thong!
***SIGN*** BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
**[02:28] ---**
It was inside my pocket.
**[02:31] ---**
Banana Mesh Night is the most
popular TV show here in Ecuana too.
**[02:35] ---**
All the boys grow up to be
healthy adults thanks to it.
**[02:38] ---**
This thong's a super-rare treasure.
**[02:41] ---**
Give it to me.
**[02:44] ---**
* Thanks to the thong, we managed*
* to get through the checkpoint.*
**[02:50] ---**
My dear patron.
**[02:51] ---**
Great job.
# E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60X08NER/encounter-legendary-giant-holy-beasts)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #20 ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
**[00:18] ---**
That's weird.
This should be the place.
**[00:23] ---**
Excuse me!
**[00:25] ---**
There should be a large
grassy plain, the savannah here.
**[00:29] ---**
We want to shoot the rare animal keena
that lives there.
**[00:35] ---**
Huh? Er... Are you TV people?
**[00:37] ---**
You wanna shoot
rare animals, huh?
**[00:41] ---**
By the way,
do you know about us?
***SIGN*** MINOTAUR CYCLOPS
**[00:44] ---**
I guess the keena's rare,
but we're rather rare too.
**[00:50] ---**
If you wanna shoot us,
we don't mind.
**[00:53] ---**
No, thank you.
**[00:57] ---**
Oh, thank god!
**[00:59] ---**
It's not like we want to go on TV.
**[01:02] ---**
If you insisted, we'd have to.
Since you didn't, then it's fine.
**[01:06] ---**
The keena may be a rare animal,
but we're holy beasts.
***SIGN*** DIVINE BEASTS
**[01:13] ---**
We're pretty rare.
More than the keena.
**[01:16] ---**
We're like a miracle, don't you know?
Wanna shoot us?
**[01:19] ---**
Have you seen the keena?
**[01:20] ---**
The keena? Hey, I'm way rarer.
Super-rare. Wanna shoot me?
**[01:26] ---**
No.
I want to shoot the keena.
**[01:28] ---**
What? You're gonna shoot us?
**[01:30] ---**
No. Where's the keena?
**[01:33] ---**
We're rarer than the keena.
If you wanna shoot us, it's your chance.
**[01:38] ---**
No, thanks.
**[01:42] ---**
Thank god! I'm relieved.
**[01:44] ---**
We'd rather not go on TV,
so we're happy you won't shoot us.
**[01:48] ---**
It's rare to see us together.
So, we'd rather not be shot now.
**[01:52] ---**
You're just sitting there having a bath.
**[01:55] ---**
Where's your "rare holy beast" aura?
**[01:58] ---**
I'm keeping it hidden.
**[01:59] ---**
Thank god I am.
Otherwise you'd have filmed me.
**[02:02] ---**
I'm so happy I kept it hidden,
so I don't have to go on TV. Good.
**[02:05] ---**
Besides, we just happened to have
a bath here because of this rock.
**[02:10] ---**
It stopped the water,
and filled up the area.
**[02:14] ---**
I usually don't expose myself.
**[02:16] ---**
What?
**[02:17] ---**
What have you done?!
**[02:19] ---**
Why?
**[02:19] ---**
You drowned the savannah
with water.
**[02:22] ---**
We can't shoot the keena!
**[02:26] ---**
That was uncalled for.
**[02:29] ---**
You can shoot me instead.
**[02:31] ---**
I'm telling you.
**[02:33] ---**
If you make a scoop about
me, ratings will skyrocket.
***SIGN*** FURRY FRIENDS: HOLY BEASTS SPECIAL
**[02:37] ---**
No, thanks.
**[02:38] ---**
Thank god!
**[02:40] ---**
I'm relieved. Yeah.
Fine.
**[02:44] ---**
I'd rather not go on TV. Good.
**[02:46] ---**
If you see the keena, call me.
**[02:48] ---**
OK. Actually, no.
I was here before the keena.
**[02:52] ---**
I was really famous in ancient times.
And more valuable.
**[02:56] ---**
Call me.
# E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679J8EJY/emergency-draining-the-lake)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #21 EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
**[00:16] ---**
As you can see,
we're draining the lake.
**[00:21] ---**
When all the water's gone,
will the keena appear here?
**[00:28] ---**
There are two people in the
background. Let's do a retake.
**[00:32] ---**
You two again? Go away.
You're in frame.
**[00:37] ---**
Listen for a minute.
**[00:38] ---**
What do you want?
**[00:39] ---**
You know, I'm higher ranking
than the keena.
**[00:43] ---**
I don't care.
**[00:44] ---**
You'll get good ratings.
**[00:46] ---**
Even more than
the "Agony of Doha".
**[00:50] ---**
Maybe not, but surely more
than the movie "Emmanuelle".
**[00:54] ---**
Shut up! Get lost!
**[00:56] ---**
Don't flush me away
like I was a bug or something.
**[01:00] ---**
I'm rarer than the keena!
Hey!
**[01:03] ---**
They're hopelessly
untelegenic, those two.
**[01:07] ---**
Chief, we drained all the water.
**[01:09] ---**
Good. Let's go down.
**[01:13] ---**
It's all muddy.
**[01:18] ---**
Chief!
**[01:19] ---**
What? Did you find some clues?
**[01:21] ---**
Look! I found this huge
snapping turtle.
**[01:25] ---**
I found a snakehead
and an alligator gar.
**[01:28] ---**
They live here?
**[01:30] ---**
That's amazing.
**[01:36] ---**
We're not that kind of show.
Put them back.
**[01:39] ---**
We're looking for the keena,
and nothing else.
**[01:42] ---**
OK.
**[01:42] ---**
It's such a shame.
**[01:46] ---**
Wait a minute.
**[01:54] ---**
That's gotta be it.
It is, right? Right?
**[01:58] ---**
In the savannah freed from
the water... it finally appeared.
**[02:03] ---**
Cat body and pigeon head.
There it is. For real.
**[02:07] ---**
The legendary creature
we've been searching for all along.
**[02:12] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** FINALLY!
**[02:14] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** THE LEGENDARY RARE ANIMAL
**[02:16] ---**
The rare animal...
***SIGN*** IS HERE!
**[02:19] ---**
The rare animal... keena!
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[02:23] ---**
Hey! You're in frame again!
**[02:26] ---**
Huh? It's not a rehearsal?
**[02:29] ---**
Shut up! We never rehearse.
**[02:30] ---**
Oh, really? Actually, you don't
have to do a scoop about me.
**[02:35] ---**
We can be minor guests
and the keena'll be the star.
**[02:38] ---**
I hate amateurs like these.
**[02:40] ---**
Please, at least
let us do the warm-up.
**[02:43] ---**
They know nothing about TV
but dare talk about ratings, warm-up, etc.
**[02:47] ---**
No travel expenses.
**[02:48] ---**
People like you
shouldn't watch TV!
**[02:50] ---**
But you're filming now,
aren't you?
**[02:53] ---**
They're really untelegenic.
**[02:56] ---**
Are you filming?
# E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJNZXK6/shooting-rare-animal-keena)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #22 SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[00:17] ---**
* The keena has appeared*
* in front of our eyes.*
***SIGN*** RARE ANIMAL KEENA
**[00:22] ---**
* It's the first time in the world*
* the keena's been filmed.*
**[00:27] ---**
TV Nanana has achieved
an amazing world first.
**[00:34] ---**
OK, cut.
**[00:36] ---**
Chief, we must go on air soon.
Let's go back.
**[00:41] ---**
OK. It's a wrap!
Let's go!
**[00:43] ---**
Thanks, keena.
You may go now.
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, let's go.
**[00:46] ---**
OK.
**[00:47] ---**
Come on, move it.
***SIGN*** "IT'S ALREADY OVER?"
**[00:50] ---**
Got everything?
***SIGN*** "THAT'S A PRETTY DESPERATE TV STATION."
**[00:52] ---**
We got it. Let's go.
**[00:55] ---**
We're short of time.
Hurry up.
**[00:59] ---**
Oh my god.
**[01:00] ---**
There's no time left.
**[01:02] ---**
Oh my god.
**[01:05] ---**
Oh my god.
We're short of time.
**[01:09] ---**
Charged up! Let's go!
**[01:18] ---**
We filmed the keena. Everyone's gonna
be surprised when they watch this.
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[01:22] ---**
We've achieved
an amazing world first.
**[01:24] ---**
People from the other TV channels
won't make light of us anymore.
**[01:29] ---**
You got it.
**[01:47] ---**
Nanaoka! Nanaoka!
**[01:56] ---**
Bubble TV's jerk producer Zakibana.
What the hell do you want?
***SIGN*** BUBBLE TV PRODUCER ZAKIBANA
**[02:00] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:03] ---**
In your dreams. Get lost!
**[02:06] ---**
Losing to TV Nanana would be
a lifelong shame for us.
**[02:10] ---**
I swear on our pride as a top rating
channel I won't let you broadcast it.
**[02:17] ---**
Stop it!
**[02:18] ---**
Wait, Nanaoka!
**[02:20] ---**
I'll take the tape by force!
**[02:27] ---**
They're coming in swarms.
**[02:31] ---**
Oh, no! They've surrounded us.
**[02:33] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:36] ---**
Hand it over!
**[02:39] ---**
Give me that tape!
**[02:42] ---**
Stop it! Go away!
Get lost! Ouch.
**[02:46] ---**
You should have stayed
in your niche.
**[02:50] ---**
Don't get cocky, TV Nanana.
**[02:55] ---**
Don't push your luck!
# E23 - DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1XE8M2R/departure-escape-from-south-america)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #23 DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
**[00:18] ---**
Snatch the keena footage
from that penniless TV crew!
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[00:29] ---**
Give me the tape!
**[00:30] ---**
What the heck? Stop it!
**[00:32] ---**
Hand it over!
**[00:35] ---**
You bastard!
**[00:37] ---**
Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[00:38] ---**
Nanita, get rid of these guys!
**[00:41] ---**
OK.
**[00:42] ---**
Adios, amigos!
***SIGN*** HIGH VOLTAGE
**[00:47] ---**
Hey, wait! Wait!
**[00:50] ---**
Well done.
**[00:55] ---**
Wait, Nanaoka!
**[01:01] ---**
Oh, no! Dammit!
**[01:05] ---**
Stop it!
**[01:09] ---**
We've entered a narrow road.
It's our chance.
**[01:13] ---**
If it comes to this,
I'll take them all out in one go.
**[01:16] ---**
Chief, don't tell me
you're gonna do that thing!
**[01:24] ---**
You dirty fake media!
**[01:28] ---**
Wait!
**[01:31] ---**
This skin's very ripe from all
the time I've spent on location.
**[01:36] ---**
Take this!
**[01:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[02:06] ---**
Good.
**[02:11] ---**
Airport in sight.
**[02:13] ---**
Cool. Charge into it!
**[02:17] ---**
Go! Go! Go!
**[02:32] ---**
You again?
**[02:34] ---**
We're short on time.
Take us to Roppongi!
**[02:38] ---**
We must get there on time
whatever it takes.
**[02:41] ---**
4!
**[02:43] ---**
5, 6...
**[02:46] ---**
Nanana!
# E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYNVWZ00R/arrival-roppongi)
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We are Wacky TV Nanana!
***SIGN*** Wacky TV "Nanana"!
***SIGN*** #24 ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
**[00:16] ---**
* We're at TV Nanana,*
* in Roppongi, Tokyo.*
**[00:20] ---**
* We've finished our challenging jungle*
* shooting and finally come back.*
**[00:25] ---**
Boss! We did it.
***SIGN*** KEENA FOOTAGE
**[00:27] ---**
We shot the keena for the first
time in the world. We did it!
***SIGN*** PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
**[00:32] ---**
Look, the keena's footage.
**[00:35] ---**
Boss. Boss. It's the keena.
Boss! Boss! Boss!
**[00:39] ---**
Shut up! Who are you?
**[00:41] ---**
Huh?
**[00:42] ---**
You've got no skin.
I can't tell who you are.
**[00:46] ---**
No time to waste.
Go to the editing room now.
***SIGN*** A FEW DAYS LATER...
***SIGN*** CHIEF NANAOKA CHASING THE KEENA
**[00:52] ---**
* The keena chase show was broadcasted*
* in five parts with great success.*
***SIGN*** THE KEENA REALLY EXISTS!
**[00:59] ---**
* Ratings got higher every time,*
* and finally the show beat*
**[01:03] ---**
* the masterpiece "Emmanuelle", ranking*
* #8 in TV Nanana's all-time chart.*
***SIGN*** IT BEAT EMMANUELLE!
**[01:10] ---**
* Thus the keena special was able*
* to fill Banana Mesh Night's void.*
***SIGN*** MIRACULOUS HIGH RATINGS!
***SIGN*** CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE HIGH RATINGS
**[01:19] ---**
I didn't think you'd make it.
Anyway, good job.
**[01:23] ---**
Our company's finally
out of the woods.
**[01:27] ---**
We'll get a bigger budget.
**[01:29] ---**
I've had enough
of penniless on location jobs.
**[01:31] ---**
Let's hire more ADs.
**[01:33] ---**
Good idea.
**[01:35] ---**
Nanaoka!
**[01:36] ---**
Yes, Sir?
**[01:37] ---**
You're disgusting with no skin.
**[01:40] ---**
Go buy one on expenses.
**[01:42] ---**
Huh? Hey, did you hear that?
**[01:44] ---**
Must be a miracle.
**[01:45] ---**
Thank you, Sir.
**[01:47] ---**
Let's go buy
a designer skin in Ginza.
**[01:49] ---**
Get a flashy one.
**[01:50] ---**
With embroidered lining.
**[01:52] ---**
Shall I get one like that?
**[01:53] ---**
With gold lame.
**[01:55] ---**
I see.
**[01:57] ---**
Yes, Sir.
**[01:59] ---**
Emergency!
**[02:02] ---**
Our flagship program
Banayan got axed.
**[02:06] ---**
What? Banayan?
**[02:10] ---**
Do you mean Bananabashi
Young Clothing Store?
***SIGN*** BANANABASHI YOUNG CLOTHING STORE
**[02:14] ---**
That's our station's
#2 popular show.
**[02:17] ---**
Oh, no! We're going down.
**[02:20] ---**
It's over.
**[02:21] ---**
Our company's in trouble.
**[02:23] ---**
Huh? Already?
**[02:25] ---**
We've got orders for a new show.
Go on location now!
**[02:29] ---**
Same budget as usual,
if not less.
**[02:32] ---**
Give it your all! OK?
**[02:36] ---**
But, can I buy a new skin
with this budget?
**[02:38] ---**
I doubt it.
**[02:40] ---**
I wanna buy the shogi knight.
**[02:42] ---**
Cut it out and move it!
**[02:45] ---**
Sorry. We're off!
**[02:46] ---**
Goodbye.
**[02:49] ---**
*TV Nanana's challenge continues.*
**[02:55] ---**
The end!