Season 1

E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW
E2 - TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE
E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
E8 - BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
E13 - SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA
E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
E15 - WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
E18 - THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA
E23 - DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA
E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI

E1 - GO! TV GUYS CREW

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[00:05] ---
    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    "Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #1 GO! TV GUYS CREW
[00:17] ---
    This is a small TV station
    in Roppongi,
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    TV Nanana.
[00:23] ---
    In this tiny TV station
    struggling with a low budget,
[00:26] ---
    a life and death decision
    has just been taken.
[00:30] ---
    Oh, I see.
    Yes, Sir.
[00:33] ---
    I'm on it.
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:40] ---
    What's up, Boss?
SIGN    AD
    NANAYAMA
SIGN    DIRECTOR
    NANAOKA
SIGN    CAMERA OPERATOR NANAMORI
[00:42] ---
    We've got news from the
    top. Calm down and listen.
[00:47] ---
    Calm down, OK?
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
[00:49] ---
    The Boss'll talk.
[00:51] ---
    Who?
[00:51] ---
    The Boss is gonna talk now.
    Just wait.
[00:54] ---
    Shut up! Let me talk.
[00:57] ---
    Our flagship program,
[01:00] ---
    Banana Mesh Night got axed.
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT
[01:03] ---
    Banana Mesh Night?
[01:07] ---
    Why, Boss?
    It had the best audience rating.
[01:11] ---
    They've just decided it
    at the board meeting.
[01:13] ---
    They've been flooded with complaints.
    "Too indecent."
[01:16] ---
    One, two,
    Banana Mesh, Banana Mesh.
[01:19] ---
    Pull that thong tighter,
    Banana Mesh.
[01:23] ---
    But we've just made
    the novelty thongs!
[01:25] ---
    What can we do?
[01:27] ---
    We've been broadcasting it for years.
[01:31] ---
    This is an emergency.
    We've got orders for a new show.
[01:36] ---
    Go to South America
    and film a rare animal now.
[01:39] ---
    A rare animal?
[01:40] ---
    Exactly.
[01:42] ---
    The legendary keena.
SIGN    ECUANA REPUBLIC
[01:46] ---
    There have been sightings in a remote area
    of Ecuana, South America.
[01:52] ---
    Apparently, the rare animal keena
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    has got a pigeon head
    and a cat body.
[01:57] ---
    It was thought to be extinct a long time ago.
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[02:00] ---
    It's a conservation geek's dream.
[02:04] ---
    We must bet on the keena
    to save our poor TV station.
[02:10] ---
    Film it and settle the score
    for Banana Mesh Night.
[02:15] ---
    We'll make a TV show recording
    this spectacular feat!
[02:22] ---
    All right. Now go, go.
[02:26] ---
    We'll find it at any cost.
[02:28] ---
    You like rare animals, don't you?
[02:31] ---
    Can I go home first?
[02:33] ---
    Need to get ready.
[02:34] ---
    We're going now.
[02:35] ---
    Just the three of us?
[02:36] ---
    Yeah.
[02:37] ---
    Huh?!
[02:39] ---
    How about this thong?
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Put it on.
[02:46] ---
    Excuse me?
[02:48] ---
    So, this is how we went to Ecuana
    in order to avenge Banana Mesh Night.

E2 - TAKE OFF! LOW-COST FLIGHT TO THE JUNGLE

E3 - START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #3 START! SEARCHING FOR THE RARE BEAST
SIGN    PURSUING THE KEENA!
[00:17] ---
    TV Nanana's keena coverage
    has finally started.
[00:22] ---
    Look at that!
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    Keena's scratch marks!
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    Keena's feathers!
[00:32] ---
    Keena's feces!
[00:33] ---
    Chief Nanaoka keeps finding
    more and more clues.
[00:38] ---
    Where's the keena?
[00:42] ---
    There's no doubt
    it's in this jungle.
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    The search is going well,
    but...
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    Don't forget that there's always
    danger hidden in the jungle.
[00:54] ---
    Whoa! Whoa!
[00:54] ---
    A sudden huge rockfall.
[00:58] ---
    Hold onto this!
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    Bottomless swamps.
[01:02] ---
    Scorpions on your legs!
[01:04] ---
    Poisonous snakes on your body!
[01:07] ---
    Huge anacondas
    wrapped around your neck!
[01:10] ---
    The jungle keeps testing
    our TV crew.
[01:16] ---
    I'm choking! Help! Help!
[01:19] ---
    This won't stop me!
    I'll never give up!
[01:23] ---
    Even with an anaconda
    wrapped around my neck...
[01:27] ---
    I'm still burning!
[01:30] ---
    Cut.
[01:31] ---
    Your acting's too
    over the top, Chief.
[01:35] ---
    Why?
[01:35] ---
    It looks fake.
[01:38] ---
    What?
SIGN    YOU'RE OVERACTING
[01:41] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[01:44] ---
    Be more natural.
[01:47] ---
    Look, you gotta go over the top
    in an expedition like this.
[01:50] ---
    It's more exciting.
[01:51] ---
    We can't hire any celebrity,
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    so we've got to put all
    our passion into this.
[01:56] ---
    We must bring the thrill
    to the audience!
[01:59] ---
    The look at the camera
    is unneeded.
[02:01] ---
    What's your concept of "reality"?
[02:03] ---
    The more you talk,
    the faker it sounds.
[02:06] ---
    It's better if you shut up.
[02:09] ---
    Right. Let's go with that.
[02:11] ---
    That's weird!
SIGN    THE SILENT CHIEF
[02:12] ---
    Who's gonna watch a show about
    a guy wandering around saying nothing?
[02:17] ---
    I'll talk!
[02:18] ---
    Please don't.
[02:19] ---
    Really, don't. Keep quiet.
[02:21] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:23] ---
    I'll talk.
[02:24] ---
    Please don't. Just shut up.
[02:25] ---
    I'm confident in my power of speech.
[02:31] ---
    What's wrong?
[02:35] ---
    That's so realistic!
    Very good.
[02:37] ---
    See? It got much better
    as soon as you stopped talking.
[02:41] ---
    Nice sense of urgency.
    It looks like you're really choking.
[02:46] ---
    Amazing.
[02:47] ---
    So real!
[02:48] ---
    Super real. Nice!
[02:50] ---
    It looks like you're really choking.
    Doesn't look like acting.
[02:55] ---
    Nice.

E4 - THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #4 THE ARRIVAL! ENTER SOUTH AMERICA'S JUNGLE KING
[00:17] ---
    We can't shoot with that anaconda
    wrapped around the chief's neck.
[00:21] ---
    Yeah.
[00:22] ---
    Don't you know anyone
    who can take snakes off people?
[00:25] ---
    There's one TV zoologist
    I met before.
[00:32] ---
    Well, he's got an anaconda
    wrapped tight around his neck.
[00:37] ---
    That's a bit tricky.
    They're very powerful.
[00:41] ---
    It happened to you as well, right?
    What did you do then?
[00:47] ---
    Anacondas squeeze tighter
    if you try to pull them off.
[00:53] ---
    You mustn't try to pull it off.
[00:54] ---
    It's important to relax
    all muscles in your body.
[00:58] ---
    Relax all muscles.
[00:59] ---
    It made me sick when it bit me.
[01:02] ---
    Right.
[01:03] ---
    " Ow. It hurts."
[01:06] ---
    " Let me go." I said.
[01:08] ---
    What? What?
[01:10] ---
    He said he doesn't wanna die
    in South America.
[01:12] ---
    Huh?
[01:13] ---
    How can we free him?
[01:15] ---
    You're in South America?
[01:17] ---
    Yes.
[01:18] ---
    It's full of pretty women there.
    I'd love to go.
[01:23] ---
    I guess you're right.
[01:24] ---
    The young ones
    have nice firm bums.
[01:26] ---
    I guess that grabbed
    your attention too.
[01:30] ---
    If you go to Copacabana Beach,
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    it's full of beauties in bikini.
[01:36] ---
    Really?
[01:37] ---
    There's so many
    cute girls at the beach.
[01:42] ---
    Walking around.
[01:44] ---
    What's he talking about?
[01:45] ---
    Many have got blonde hair, and
    when the sunlight hits their hair,
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    it glows like a halo.
[01:52] ---
    It looks unreal.
    It's so cool.
[01:57] ---
    He's a pervert.
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    They've got white skin
    and big round eyes.
[02:03] ---
    You see so many bums,
    but you never tire of watching.
[02:08] ---
    Er... could you tell us how to free him?
[02:12] ---
    What should we do now?
[02:13] ---
    Anacondas have scales.
[02:17] ---
    Scales?
[02:18] ---
    They don't like it
    if you stroke them the wrong way.
[02:21] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way.
[02:22] ---
    Really? It's hard to believe.
[02:24] ---
    Stroke it the wrong way...
[02:26] ---
    It let go!
[02:27] ---
    It let go.
[02:29] ---
    Amazing!
[02:30] ---
    It took you ages!
[02:33] ---
    The scales trick worked.
[02:34] ---
    We took the snake off!
[02:36] ---
    Good for you.

[02:37] ---
    But...
[02:39] ---
    You spent too much time
    talking about girls!
[02:42] ---
    You like pretty women too much.
[02:45] ---
    Introduce 2 or 3 to me!
[02:47] ---
    That's difficult.
    Even though there's many of them.
[02:51] ---
    But it sounds like fun,
    so I will.
[02:55] ---
    Thank you so much.

E5 - VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #5 VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
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    We came to the remote village of
    Momoyama in search of the keena.
[00:22] ---
    We found a nice-looking village.
[00:25] ---
    You generally find clues
    in places like this.
[00:31] ---
    Let's investigate the village.
[00:33] ---
    OK.
[00:33] ---
    Let’s go. Let's go.
SIGN    VILLAGE CONFIDENTIAL! BANANATIC PARADISE
[00:38] ---
    Village Confidential!
    Bananatic Paradise.
[00:42] ---
    Today we'll visit
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    Momoyama Village in the Ecuana Republic.
SIGN    MOMOYAMA VILLAGE
[00:47] ---
    Nice atmosphere.
[00:49] ---
    What will we find in this village
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    hidden in the deep of the jungle,
    wrapped in mystery?
[00:55] ---
    Let's check out the top 3 attractions.
[00:57] ---
    What will they be?
[01:00] ---
    #3 The river.
    The villagers' haven of rest.
SIGN    THE RIVER
[01:05] ---
    It's important.
[01:06] ---
    Meals, laundry, leisure. All of these
    activities take place here.
[01:12] ---
    It's the jungle's entertainment complex,
    enjoying steady popularity.
[01:15] ---
    Looks like it.
[01:20] ---
    #2 Keena Festival.
    Celebrating the holy beast.
SIGN    THE KEENA FESTIVAL
[01:26] ---
    The keena!
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    The keena is a legendary animal
    said to inhabit this area.
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    In ancient times, the head was
    used as food and the fur as clothing.
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    It's always been a priceless treasure
    for the villagers.
[01:40] ---
    You can't catch it at all
    nowadays, but
SIGN    KEENA DANCE
[01:43] ---
    it's still worshiped as a god
    in the village.
[01:47] ---
    It's #2.
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    And finally the top attraction.
[01:50] ---
    Better than the keena?
[01:52] ---
    But, before that...
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    What?
[02:00] ---
    What's this?
[02:02] ---
    Useless footage.
[02:04] ---
    Give us some info
    about the keena.
[02:08] ---
    #1.
[02:09] ---
    Better than the keena?
[02:11] ---
    They have no mercy
    for suspicious visitors.
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    #1 Headhunting.
SIGN    HEADHUNTING
[02:18] ---
    The Momoyamas are
    a headhunting tribe.
[02:21] ---
    They make visitors shudder
    in traditional old school style.
[02:27] ---
    They lock them up
    in prison. Then...
[02:29] ---
    A holy ritual takes place. After that,
[02:33] ---
    the prisoners wait to be sacrificed.
[02:36] ---
    These were the top 3 attractions
    of Momoyama Village.
[02:42] ---
    It's you guys' fault.
[02:44] ---
    You wanted to investigate.
[02:45] ---
    What did you just say?
[02:47] ---
    You should have done
    some research beforehand.
[02:50] ---
    No, Chief. It's your fault.
[02:54] ---
    You two will be first,
    when they take our heads.

E6 - SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #6 SHIVERS! THE HEADHUNTERS' VILLAGE
[00:16] ---
    While we were pursuing the keena,
[00:19] ---
    we got caught by a headhunting tribe.
[00:22] ---
    Jeez. We may really get killed.
[00:27] ---
    What's all this food?
[00:29] ---
    What's going on?
[00:31] ---
    You'll be our sacrificial victims.
[00:33] ---
    We'll fill your bellies before we kill you,
[00:35] ---
    so you'll make a great sacrifice.
[00:38] ---
    Come on, tuck in.
[00:39] ---
    "A great sacrifice"?
[00:45] ---
    How can you eat
    in this situation?
[00:49] ---
    By the way, Village Chief.
    Have you ever seen a real keena?
[00:52] ---
    Yes, I have.
[00:53] ---
    They're not around anymore, but
    there used to be so many.
[00:58] ---
    Their meat is delicious,
    and you can sell their fur.
[01:01] ---
    It was a real blessing.
[01:04] ---
    I've heard they can still be found
    in the grassland deep inside the jungle.
[01:08] ---
    We were joking that
    if we sacrifice you
[01:10] ---
    and pray to the gods,
    the keenas might come this way.
[01:15] ---
    So, we decided to give it a try.
[01:18] ---
    Anyway, why are you filming?
    You can't shoot without authorization.
[01:23] ---
    We're a TV crew
    from Roppongi in Tokyo.
[01:26] ---
    We're here to cover the keena.
[01:29] ---
    No way!
    Just the 3 of you?
[01:32] ---
    Yeah, well..
[01:33] ---
    We're on a low budget.
[01:35] ---
    The director does the reporting,
    and the AD does sound and lighting too.
[01:40] ---
    We don't have bodyguards,
    so we must fend for ourselves.
[01:44] ---
    We had to take a cheap banged-up plane
    but somehow we made it here.
[01:50] ---
    I see. Your company is poor.
[01:52] ---
    They're poor. Yuck.
[01:54] ---
    They've got no budget.
[01:55] ---
    Even though their TV station
    is in a hip area.
[01:58] ---
    Why did you come all the way here if
    you're poor? Do something cheaper.
[02:03] ---
    Our company is on the brink
    of bankruptcy!
[02:05] ---
    We absolutely must do the keena scoop
    in order to save our channel.
[02:09] ---
    They'll go bust without the keena.
[02:10] ---
    Oh, no.
[02:11] ---
    Are they really a terrestrial TV crew?
[02:14] ---
    Can't be.
[02:15] ---
    They're pitiful.
[02:17] ---
    I'm sorry! Really.
[02:20] ---
    The villagers got turned off
    because you're too poor.
[02:25] ---
    We can't sacrifice you, I'm sorry.
[02:27] ---
    "Turned off"?
[02:29] ---
    The gods won't be happy if we sacrifice
    a miserable, poor crew like you.
[02:34] ---
    You're not worthy to be sacrificed.
[02:36] ---
    Can you leave right now, please?
[02:38] ---
    We don't want a poor TV crew
    hanging around the village.
[02:42] ---
    Please! Go somewhere else.
[02:44] ---
    We can go, then?
[02:44] ---
    Yeah, yeah.
[02:45] ---
    Can I get some food? I haven't eaten.
[02:48] ---
    There's nothing left.
[02:49] ---
    Come on, even a sandwich will do...
[02:50] ---
    Get outta here!
[02:53] ---
    We're done with you.
[02:54] ---
    A sandwich or a rice ball...
[02:56] ---
    Nope.

E7 - MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #7 MORTAL COMBAT! MAN-EATING JUNGLE BEAR
[00:16] ---
    We don't have money
    to hire bodyguards.
SIGN    PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER TATSUMI FUJINAMI
[00:19] ---
    In case of danger, we must use
    our knowledge and tricks to escape.
[00:24] ---
    Hello, TV Nanana speaking.
[00:27] ---
    Oh, the poor TV station?
[00:30] ---
    Yes, Sir.
    Please don't be so hard on us.
[00:34] ---
    So, basically...
[00:35] ---
    I got caught by a bear
    during the shooting.
[00:40] ---
    That's un-bear-able, huh?
[00:43] ---
    Was it a pun?
[00:46] ---
    Did you just make a pun?
[00:47] ---
    No. You said it was a bear.
[00:50] ---
    I'm sure it was a pun.
    But, whatever.
[00:54] ---
    I'm fighting it as we speak,
    and I'd like to attack it
[00:57] ---
    from behind,
    where it's vulnerable.
[01:00] ---
    Can you teach me a special move?
[01:04] ---
    Right.
[01:04] ---
    Can you?
[01:05] ---
    Yeah. I know a few.
[01:06] ---
    You do?
[01:07] ---
    He said he knows a few.
[01:09] ---
    Does he mean he knows
    how to fight a bear?
[01:12] ---
    Good! Good!
[01:14] ---
    Hey, I'll tell you how to do
    a Dragon Suplex. You'll do it.
[01:18] ---
    Me?
[01:19] ---
    That's obvious.
[01:21] ---
    You're the only one.
[01:22] ---
    There must be some other,
    simpler way to do it.
[01:24] ---
    There isn't. We've got
    Mr. Fujinami on the phone.
[01:28] ---
    Un-bear-able.
[01:30] ---
    Go ahead, Mr. Fujinami.
[01:32] ---
    The opponent is huge, though.
[01:34] ---
    It is huge.
[01:34] ---
    Even bigger than Andre the Giant.
[01:37] ---
    Really?
[01:39] ---
    What shall I do, then?
[01:41] ---
    First of all, go behind it.
[01:43] ---
    Go behind. OK.
[01:45] ---
    Now you do a Nelson Hold
    from behind.
[01:48] ---
    I can't reach.
[01:49] ---
    Can't he?

[01:50] ---
    Can't reach.
[01:52] ---
    What can we do?
[01:53] ---
    It just fell on the floor for me.
[01:56] ---
    If it's on the floor, then...
[01:58] ---
    We're lucky.
[01:59] ---
    You can grab its arm, right?
[02:01] ---
    Um... like this?
[02:03] ---
    The Ude-hishigi move?
[02:04] ---
    That's it.

[02:06] ---
    Right. Antonio Inoki used it
    against Andre the Giant.
[02:09] ---
    Do you know how to do a Key Lock?
[02:10] ---
    Like this?
[02:12] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
    Lock its arm between your legs.
[02:15] ---
    The bear pulled him up
    during the Key Lock!
[02:18] ---
    Oh my god!
[02:20] ---
    It's just like watching
    Inoki vs Andre back then.
[02:23] ---
    Yeah, it's the same.
[02:24] ---
    Ouch! It's beating me up.
[02:27] ---
    It's beating me up.
[02:28] ---
    Mr. Inoki went through it too.
[02:30] ---
    But it hurts.
[02:32] ---
    I can't escape.
[02:33] ---
    You can't, huh?

[02:35] ---
    Have you met Mr. Inoki lately?
[02:37] ---
    We always go out for a meal
    once a month.
[02:39] ---
    Really?
[02:41] ---
    What do you eat together?
[02:43] ---
    He's not a fussy eater.
    He can eat anything.
[02:47] ---
    Does he use Tabasco sauce?
[02:48] ---
    Not lately.
[02:49] ---
    He can't eat food
    that's too spicy.
[02:52] ---
    He doesn't eat as much nowadays.
[02:54] ---
    I poured Tabasco on the bear.
    It went down.

E8 - BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #8 BLAST! DRAGON SUPLEX
[00:16] ---
    Under wrestler
    Tatsumi Fujinami's guidance,
[00:19] ---
    the battle between TV Nanana
    and the bear rages on.
[00:22] ---
    What should we do, Mr. Fujinami?
SIGN    TV NANANA VS MAN-EATING BEAR
[00:24] ---
    I'll try pushing it
    onto the ropes.
[00:27] ---
    Go for it.
[00:29] ---
    He's bouncing back.
[00:30] ---
    Do a Drop Kick.
    Jump in the air and kick.
[00:33] ---
    Drop Kick!
SIGN    DROP KICK
[00:35] ---
    Nanayama can hit pretty high.
[00:38] ---
    Now climb on the top rope
    and do a Knee Drop.
[00:41] ---
    Knee Drop.
[00:41] ---
    From the top rope.
[00:43] ---
    Oh, no ropes there?
[00:44] ---
    Actually, there are. A bit faraway,
    though. I'll do it from there.
[00:47] ---
    Good. Bend your knees.
[00:49] ---
    OK.
[00:50] ---
    Right. I'll jump now.
[00:50] ---
    OK.
SIGN    KNEE DROP
[00:53] ---
    Good, good.
[00:55] ---
    I've landed on top of it.
[00:56] ---
    It's a good position, huh?
[00:58] ---
    I'm in a mounted position.
[01:00] ---
    He can try a Romero Special
    now, can't he?
[01:03] ---
    I don't know how it's done.
    I've never done it.
[01:07] ---
    I know you've seen it.
[01:09] ---
    You mean the Surfboard?
    I received it often but never done it.
[01:12] ---
    Let's try.
[01:14] ---
    I managed to climb on top of its legs.
    I can grab its arms now.
[01:18] ---
    Right. But, um...
SIGN    ROMERO SPECIAL
[01:21] ---
    It's crushing me. Yikes!
[01:23] ---
    It's crushing me. It's looking bad.
[01:24] ---
    But, luckily, I can
    grab its neck from behind.
[01:27] ---
    Let's do the Dragon Sleeper.
[01:28] ---
    How's it done?
[01:31] ---
    You choke it from behind.
[01:32] ---
    From behind?
    With my arm like this?
[01:35] ---
    Put the other arm
    around its neck.
[01:37] ---
    From the front.
[01:38] ---
    Yes. You've got it.
SIGN    DRAGON SLEEPER
[01:41] ---
    I think he's got it.
[01:42] ---
    I think you did it.
    How does it look, Nanayama?
[01:45] ---
    Floor him! Floor the bear!
[01:46] ---
    Sit down.
[01:48] ---
    I'm pretty exhausted,
    so I'll do the finisher now.
[01:52] ---
    The finisher?
[01:53] ---
    I think that was it.
[01:56] ---
    No, er...
[01:57] ---
    Hey, Nanayama. Mr. Fujinami
    said that was the finisher.
[02:00] ---
    That generally does it, but...
[02:03] ---
    I'm holding it from behind now.
[02:05] ---
    Since you're behind
    do a German Suplex, then.
[02:07] ---
    German or Dragon Suplex?
[02:10] ---
    Let's do the Dragon.
[02:11] ---
    Dragon's cooler, but can you do
    a Nelson Hold from behind?
[02:14] ---
    My arms got longer by chance.
    I should be able to.
[02:18] ---
    By chance?
    What the heck is that?
[02:19] ---
    Do a Nelson Hold
    and bend backward.
[02:24] ---
    With all your strength.
SIGN    DRAGON SUPLEX
[02:26] ---
    I managed.
[02:27] ---
    He managed. How's the bear?

[02:30] ---
    He fainted.
[02:31] ---
    We've done it?
[02:34] ---
    I beat the bear on my own!
[02:35] ---
    But I did.
[02:36] ---
    I beat the bear on my own.
[02:38] ---
    He sounds like he's the winner.
[02:40] ---
    Why? It was me...
[02:41] ---
    Mr. Fujinami, I did it!
[02:43] ---
    He got pinned down under the bear.
    You can't tell who's won.
[02:50] ---
    I got everything he said
    though he was talking super fast.
[02:54] ---
    Hey, Nanayama.
    Stop grumbling, would ya.

E9 - WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #9 WANTED! CHEAP ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
[00:16] ---
    We're at a temp agency
    in Ecuana.
[00:20] ---
    So, what position
    do you need to fill?
[00:23] ---
    Assistant Director. This guy's
    pestering me to hire more people.
[00:27] ---
    I'm the only one, always coping
    with unreasonable demands.
[00:30] ---
    What kind of AD?
[00:32] ---
    Someone who speaks clearly
    and doesn't moan.
[00:36] ---
    Not lazy! Motivated!
    Capable!
[00:41] ---
    I am capable.
[00:42] ---
    Wait a moment.
[00:43] ---
    How about him?
[00:45] ---
    He's pretty handsome.
[00:47] ---
    He'll help us pull girls at parties.
[00:49] ---
    He may be useful.
[00:51] ---
    What if he's
    the pure virgin type?
[00:53] ---
    He wants too much money.
    Next!
[00:56] ---
    Him?
[00:58] ---
    Looks like a problem solver.
[01:00] ---
    Could be a good choice.
[01:03] ---
    He wants too much money.
    Next!
[01:06] ---
    Him?
[01:08] ---
    He's the worst. He should pay us.
[01:10] ---
    The worst?
[01:13] ---
    He looks lazy and dumb.
[01:16] ---
    He may come up with stories
    people can relate to.
[01:18] ---
    He'll grumble, I'm sure.
[01:20] ---
    He wants too much money!
[01:21] ---
    No, he doesn't. He's the cheapest.
[01:23] ---
    Next!
[01:24] ---
    Can't find a decent candidate.
    Next!
[01:26] ---
    No good.
[01:27] ---
    Too expensive.
[01:28] ---
    Next!
[01:29] ---
    That's expensive too.
    Next!
[01:32] ---
    You keep doing that.
    What's your budget anyway?
[01:36] ---
    That's peanuts! I've never seen
    such a poor TV channel.
[01:40] ---
    You'll never find anyone
    with that budget.
[01:45] ---
    Miracle! You've got one hit.
[01:47] ---
    Really? I want to meet him.
[01:48] ---
    Wait, I'll pull the data out.
[01:50] ---
    This is the candidate
    matching your requirements.
[01:55] ---
    A monkey?
[01:59] ---
    It's a monkey, isn't it?
[02:02] ---
    Hired!
[02:03] ---
    Wait a sec, it's just a monkey.
[02:06] ---
    No problem whatsoever.
[02:07] ---
    BIG problem, I'd say.
[02:08] ---
    Look closer! Look at these
    lovely round eyes.
[02:12] ---
    He screeches clearly.
    He's not lazy.
[02:16] ---
    He's hired.
[02:17] ---
    The simplest test ever.
[02:19] ---
    Make a great AD out of him.
[02:23] ---
    I have to raise it?
[02:24] ---
    Of course.
[02:25] ---
    But it's a monkey!
[02:27] ---
    Teach him how to greet people
    and use cue cards.
[02:30] ---
    And how to order food.
[02:32] ---
    If you're too strict,
    they quit nowadays.
[02:35] ---
    Teach him about casting too.
[02:37] ---
    So soon? I haven't learnt that yet.
[02:39] ---
    Do it.
[02:41] ---
    Teach him how to be best
    buddies with influential managers.
[02:44] ---
    Can't do that.
    We don't have the budget.
[02:47] ---
    Jeez. He really likes bananas.
[02:50] ---
    He'll eat us one day.
    Guaranteed.

E10 - SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #10 SCHOOL TIME! NANANA MONKEY ARMY
[00:16] ---
    To save on HR expenses,
    we hired a monkey as our new AD.
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
[00:22] ---
    Thanku, thanku. I'm AD Saruoka.
[00:25] ---
    Nice to meet ya. Thanku.
[00:27] ---
    Come here, please.
SIGN    AD COURSE FOR DUMMIES (AND MONKEYS)
[00:30] ---
    People don't say "Thanku, thanku"
    like that, OK?
[00:32] ---
    Thanku for what, anyway?
[00:34] ---
    Thanku. Yaay.
[00:36] ---
    Don't say "Yaay".
[00:37] ---
    It's my style.
[00:39] ---
    Style doesn't help you work better.
[00:40] ---
    Really?
[00:41] ---
    Now I'll teach you something.
SIGN    LESSON 1 WRAP IT UP
[00:44] ---
    Do you know what
    "Wrap it up" means?
[00:46] ---
    If time's running out, we do this
    to signal performers to wrap it up.
[00:52] ---
    Even I know that.
[00:53] ---
    You're cheeky.
[00:53] ---
    For real. Even I know it.
[00:55] ---
    Do it, then.
[00:57] ---
    OK.
[00:59] ---
    Wrap it up.
[01:00] ---
    Wrap it. Wrap it, wrap it, wrap it.
[01:04] ---
    Stop.
[01:06] ---
    You said it out loud.
[01:08] ---
    Did I?
[01:09] ---
    You kept talking.
[01:10] ---
    No, I didn't. It wasn't me.
[01:13] ---
    You must use your hands only.
    Or the mike'll pick it up.
[01:17] ---
    Don't spin your whole arm.
[01:19] ---
    You're not waving the runner home.
[01:23] ---
    But I want him to run home.
[01:25] ---
    We're not joking, here.
[01:28] ---
    I want you to just spin your hand.
[01:32] ---
    Is this how it's done?
[01:32] ---
    Don't overdo it. Don't use too much
    strength. Look, like this.
[01:41] ---
    You can't eat the crew.
[01:46] ---
    Didn't you know?
[01:49] ---
    Let's do the next lesson.
[01:52] ---
    You've got a lot
    to teach me, right?
[01:55] ---
    Shall I teach you
    about cue cards, then?
[01:57] ---
    Yes, I'd like to learn.
[01:59] ---
    But you can't read, right?
[02:01] ---
    And you can't write, can you?
[02:02] ---
    No, I can't read nor write.
[02:05] ---
    How to get food, then.
SIGN    LESSON 2 ORDER FOOD
[02:07] ---
    I wanna eat.
[02:08] ---
    I won't teach you how to buy bananas.
[02:11] ---
    Bananas, please.
[02:12] ---
    We need you to order bento boxes.
[02:15] ---
    I don't like rice.
[02:18] ---
    It's not your food.
    You won't be ordering just for you.
[02:21] ---
    Right.
[02:22] ---
    It's for the cast.
SIGN    LESSON 3 ARRANGE TRANSPORTATION
[02:24] ---
    How to arrange transportation.
[02:26] ---
    I don't have a driver's license.
[02:27] ---
    I guess.
[02:29] ---
    You can't do this, then.
[02:30] ---
    I'm going to driving school.
[02:33] ---
    Is that possible?
[02:34] ---
    Yes, I'm doing it.
    I want a car.
SIGN    LESSON 4 MARK THE SPOT
[02:37] ---
    Do you know what's "Marking the spot"?
[02:40] ---
    Yes, I do.
[02:41] ---
    OK. I'm marking the spot here.
[02:44] ---
    You're a pain.
    So, don't move from here.
[02:47] ---
    You're marking it for real.
[02:49] ---
    You're the immobile monkey.
    Immonkey.
[02:51] ---
    What's that?
[02:54] ---
    I had enough.
    You'll never be an AD.
[02:56] ---
    Yes, Sir.

E11 - MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #11 MISSING! TOP CLASS ROOKIE
SIGN    NEW AD SARU(monkey)OKA
[00:17] ---
    Under my guidance, Saruoka
    has become a great AD.
[00:23] ---
    Mike OK! Lights OK!
    Camera rolling!
[00:26] ---
    Ready to shoot.
    3, 2...
[00:28] ---
    Wait! Ambulance passing by.
[00:30] ---
    I'm sure we could detect the keena
    if we put sensors in this area.
[00:36] ---
    You'll be my successor.
    I have great expectations for you.
[00:39] ---
    You're too kind.
    I'm really honored.
[00:42] ---
    Too great.
    I lost my job because of him.
[00:49] ---
    What the heck!
    He stole my job, that jerk.
[00:53] ---
    I was told "You'll be my successor" too.
    It's not fair, dammit.
[00:58] ---
    I'll bad-mouth him online,
    so he'll be barred from the business.
[01:04] ---
    Let me think.
[01:06] ---
    "Stupid AD." "Jerk."
    "Hypocrite."
[01:09] ---
    Then "Monkey face."
    "Doesn't get along with dogs."
[01:14] ---
    "Couldn't become
    a professional golfer."
[01:17] ---
    My elbows hurt.
[01:19] ---
    "Monkey..."
[01:20] ---
    Mr. Nanayama.
[01:23] ---
    What?
[01:24] ---
    Do you have a minute?
[01:27] ---
    Why? What's up?
[01:30] ---
    Actually, I'm quitting
    my job today.
[01:35] ---
    Huh? Did you check online?
    Er, no... I mean, why?
[01:39] ---
    It's a really fulfilling job.
    I'm happy I've become an AD.
[01:44] ---
    But...
[01:45] ---
    But?
[01:46] ---
    I can't control
    my instincts anymore.
[01:48] ---
    Don't tell me...
[01:49] ---
    I can't curb my desire
    to eat my colleagues.
[01:54] ---
    I knew it.
[01:55] ---
    I like you all and I don't want to
    eat you, but I can't control myself.
[02:00] ---
    He's saying it so calmly.
[02:01] ---
    I've been agonizing over it,
    and found the only one solution.
[02:06] ---
    I'm going to disappear from your lives
    forever. No monkeying around.
[02:11] ---
    Was that a pun?
[02:13] ---
    Thank you so much
    for your guidance.
[02:17] ---
    You made me who I am today.
[02:20] ---
    Please find the keena
    at all costs.
[02:23] ---
    OK. We will.
[02:25] ---
    See you.
[02:26] ---
    Huh? Really?
[02:29] ---
    No monkey business from me.
[02:30] ---
    That's funny. But your earlier pun
    has muffled the impact.
[02:34] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:39] ---
    He's really gone.
[02:42] ---
    My pupil Saruoka went back
    to the jungle in a flash.
[02:47] ---
    See you later, Saruoka!
    Let's meet again.
[02:52] ---
    Come back whenever you like.
[02:54] ---
    But not as our AD, thanks!

E12 - UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #12 UNDERCOVER! SCARY DUDES BAR
[00:17] ---
    Our AD Saruoka went back
    to the jungle.
[00:20] ---
    The chief was really shocked
    when he found out.
[00:26] ---
    Saruoka! Saruoka!
[00:29] ---
    My successor Saruoka.
[00:34] ---
    Saruoka!
[00:38] ---
    Let's go to karaoke.
    I feel like singing.
[00:42] ---
    Look, there's a karaoke bar.
    I'm dying to sing my heart out.
[00:49] ---
    Right, I'll sing.
    What should I pick?
[00:52] ---
    Hey, gimme some booze.
[00:54] ---
    I'm gonna sing, sing, sing.
[00:56] ---
    Let me see.
    What should I sing?
[01:00] ---
    Welcome
[01:01] ---
    I'm gonna sing a song.
[01:03] ---
    What should I sing?
[01:04] ---
    Is it your first time here?
[01:07] ---
    Yeah.
[01:08] ---
    It seems you love karaoke.
[01:10] ---
    I'm in the mood for singing today.
[01:14] ---
    Come on, gimme the mike.
    Move it, man.
[01:16] ---
    Our karaoke is state-of-the-art.
[01:19] ---
    It scores your singing.
    Amazing, isn't it?
[01:23] ---
    Don't be stupid.
    That's normal nowadays, dummy.
[01:27] ---
    Gimme the mike, quick.
[01:29] ---
    There's more.
[01:31] ---
    Huh?
[01:33] ---
    If you get a high score,
    you'll get tips.
[01:36] ---
    We'll get tips? Really?
[01:38] ---
    Gimme the mike, then.
[01:41] ---
    That's not all.
[01:43] ---
    Huh?
[01:45] ---
    What happens
    if you get a low score?
[01:49] ---
    You've spoilt our night. Come out!
[01:51] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[01:54] ---
    You'll get kicked out and half killed
    for spoiling the mood.
[02:03] ---
    Thrilling, huh?
[02:09] ---
    Right. Let's go home.
[02:10] ---
    Stop right there.
[02:12] ---
    You take the mike, you sing.
    It's the rule.
[02:14] ---
    Is there a rule like that?
[02:16] ---
    Looking forward to hear
    your sweet-sounding voice.
[02:18] ---
    Look at his face.
[02:20] ---
    Do you think he can sing?
[02:21] ---
    You're next.
[02:29] ---
    You look great with that mike.
    Why don't you guys sing?
[02:32] ---
    You wanted to sing.
[02:34] ---
    I prefer the chorus.
    You like singing, don't you?
[02:37] ---
    I don't feel like singing.
[02:39] ---
    And your feelings for Saruoka?
[02:40] ---
    All right, if you insist.
[02:43] ---
    They'll sing.
[02:44] ---
    Me?
[02:45] ---
    I'm bad at singing. You sing.
[02:47] ---
    I'm worse than bad.
[02:48] ---
    No, you sing first.
[02:49] ---
    Our life-or-death karaoke
    is about to begin.
[02:53] ---
    I'm bad at any song.
[02:54] ---
    You must have a repertoire.
[02:56] ---
    I can't sing to save my life.

E13 - SING! SING! SING! EL KEENA PASA

E14 - CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #14 CHEAP! SOUTH AMERICAN TRANSPORT
[00:17] ---
    Our TV crew has found some new info
    on the keena at the karaoke bar.
[00:22] ---
    There's an old man called
    the Keena Master.
[00:24] ---
    He knows everything about the keena.
    You should go and meet him.
[00:28] ---
    TV crews from around the world
    are pursuing the keena now.
[00:32] ---
    You'd better act fast.
[00:34] ---
    Just take the little straight road
    and cross the mountain. That's it.
[00:39] ---
    Gracias. Let's go right now!
[00:41] ---
    Let's go.
[00:41] ---
    The straight road.
[00:43] ---
    Sounds close.
[00:43] ---
    Must be.
[00:47] ---
    "The little straight road", huh?
[00:51] ---
    We gave up on walking,
[00:53] ---
    and negotiated transport
    with a hostess at the bar.
SIGN    HOSTESS NANITA
[00:56] ---
    My name Nanita.
[00:59] ---
    Got 5 kids. Low pay.
[01:02] ---
    Other job taxi driver.
    Got problem?
[01:05] ---
    She's kinda scary.
[01:07] ---
    Is that it?
[01:08] ---
    It's our karaoke tips.
[01:10] ---
    Not enough?
[01:13] ---
    That's gross.
[01:16] ---
    Follow me.
[01:17] ---
    Thank you.
[01:22] ---
    I be your driver.
[01:25] ---
    Transport and fuel included
    for this price.
[01:28] ---
    I appreciate it.
[01:31] ---
    I smell a rat.
    She looks anything but trustworthy.
[01:35] ---
    We could take the local bus
    if we don't have money.
[01:38] ---
    You're right.
[01:39] ---
    Have you ever seen a TV crew
    using a local bus?
[01:45] ---
    That my car.
[01:48] ---
    Goes on any road!
[01:50] ---
    That's a good car.
[01:52] ---
    It's awesome. Really good.
[01:53] ---
    4WD.
[01:55] ---
    It's perfect for mountain roads.
    We'll be fine.
[01:58] ---
    We can cross the mountain.
[01:59] ---
    Yeah.
[02:04] ---
    Oh?
[02:06] ---
    It wasn't that car.
[02:08] ---
    Picked up old golf cart
    and fixed it.
[02:11] ---
    So it free.
[02:13] ---
    Electric. So fuel free.
[02:16] ---
    That why all included.
[02:18] ---
    Can this thing cross the mountain?
[02:22] ---
    Got problem? Get off.
[02:24] ---
    No problem, thank you.
[02:26] ---
    No complaining.
[02:27] ---
    Yes, Ma'am.
[02:28] ---
    If got no money,
    use your head to overcome.
[02:32] ---
    Yeah, I know that very well.
[02:39] ---
    This woman's scary.
[02:42] ---
    Nanita!
[02:46] ---
    What's this tremendous power?
[02:51] ---
    Can't move my head
    'cos of G-force.
[02:54] ---
    She isn't just a hostess.

E15 - WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #15 WHEELS ON FIRE! CHARGING UP ON THE WAY
[00:16] ---
    We hired an electric car driver
[00:18] ---
    and went up the mountain
    to meet the Keena Master.
[00:26] ---
    Oh? What happened?
[00:28] ---
    Did we run out of power?
SIGN    GOTTA RECHARGE! TV NANANA
[00:31] ---
    Oh jeez. We're in trouble.
[00:34] ---
    We're in real trouble.
[00:34] ---
    It won't work without power.
[00:37] ---
    Gonna get power. Wait little.
[00:40] ---
    But there's no houses around.
[00:43] ---
    She's not listening.
[00:44] ---
    No problem. No worries!
[00:49] ---
    No problem. No worries.
[00:50] ---
    I'm full of worries.
[00:52] ---
    Hey! Where are you gonna
    get it from?
[00:55] ---
    Oh? She's gone.
[00:57] ---
    How long will she be?
[00:58] ---
    Judging from her vibe,
    I'd say 2-3 minutes?
[01:02] ---
    Like cup noodles.
[01:03] ---
    Do you reckon?
[01:04] ---
    You know, when I eat cup noodles
    I don't take off the whole lid.
[01:09] ---
    You don't?
[01:09] ---
    I don't.
[01:11] ---
    It's better to take it off.
[01:12] ---
    I don't want to make too much trash.
[01:14] ---
    I leave a bit attached while I eat.
[01:17] ---
    But it pops up while you eat.
[01:20] ---
    It hits your nose, doesn't it?
[01:22] ---
    I don't like to put it on the table.
[01:24] ---
    It's got water drops on it.
[01:28] ---
    Just wipe them off.
[01:29] ---
    It's kinda gross.
[01:31] ---
    I just wash it and throw it away.
[01:34] ---
    Nanayama.
[01:35] ---
    Yes?
[01:36] ---
    Do an imitation.
[01:37] ---
    But look, the noodles...
[01:40] ---
    Do an imitation, please.
[01:43] ---
    We've got time to spare.
[01:44] ---
    You can add a lot of stuff...
[01:48] ---
    Do an imitation, please.
[01:51] ---
    We've got time.
[01:54] ---
    I've reached the limit!
[01:58] ---
    Sorry for wait.
[01:59] ---
    Is it Chiyonofuji?
[02:00] ---
    Got many! Biting like crazy.
    Big catch!
[02:03] ---
    Big catch!
[02:05] ---
    What are those?
[02:07] ---
    Electric eels.
    They full of power.
[02:11] ---
    I get little bit power now.
[02:14] ---
    What is she doing?
[02:15] ---
    Electric eels?
[02:17] ---
    Is it for real?
[02:18] ---
    Electric Eels?
[02:19] ---
    You've gotta be kidding me.
[02:21] ---
    No way!
    Must be dangerous.
[02:23] ---
    Full power.
[02:25] ---
    Is that eel OK? It looks exhausted.
    But it's moving.
[02:28] ---
    It won't kill it.
[02:31] ---
    It's almost dead.
[02:33] ---
    To thank eels for power,
    I give food.
[02:37] ---
    So, medical costs included.
[02:41] ---
    Eel extract give
    car power big boost!
[02:45] ---
    My ass is tingling.
    Is the car leaking power?
[02:48] ---
    Mine's too. It's dangerous.
[02:50] ---
    It's leaking power.
[02:52] ---
    My ass is tingling all over.

E16 - STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #16 STAMPEDE! THE KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
SIGN    KEENA MASTER'S PALACE
[00:17] ---
    We've arrived at
    the Keena Master's palace.
[00:22] ---
    But there were already
    many TV crews there.
[00:29] ---
    Bubble TV's here.
SIGN    BUBBLE TV
[00:33] ---
    That's National TV.
SIGN    NATIONAL TV
[00:36] ---
    There's even a foreign TV crew.
SIGN    OVERSEAS TV STATION
[00:42] ---
    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
[00:45] ---
    Why Did Vous Come to Ecuana?
[00:48] ---
    To cover the keena, dumbass!
[00:50] ---
    Can I follow you home?
[00:51] ---
    Why? No!
[00:52] ---
    We'll pay for the taxi.
[00:54] ---
    What a shameless TV show.
[00:59] ---
    Do you think the interview's
    already over?
[01:02] ---
    If that's the case,
    we're the only ones who got left out.
[01:05] ---
    It's bad news.
[01:09] ---
    What shall we do?
[01:10] ---
    Look, the Keena Master!
[01:11] ---
    Huh?
[01:15] ---
    Keena Master!
[01:16] ---
    Keena Master!
[01:18] ---
    It wasn't him.
[01:20] ---
    Double check before you yell.
[01:23] ---
    The Keena Master!
[01:26] ---
    It wasn't him again.
[01:27] ---
    Double check before you yell.
[01:30] ---
    Looks like nobody has met him yet.
[01:32] ---
    That means we still have a chance!
[01:36] ---
    Someone's come out!
[01:37] ---
    Is it the Keena Master?
[01:39] ---
    Keena Master?
[01:41] ---
    He's got no beard. Is it him?
[01:44] ---
    He wears glasses.
[01:47] ---
    Good morning, TV gentlemen.
[01:49] ---
    Who's that?
[01:49] ---
    I assist the Keena Master.
[01:53] ---
    We would like to allow you
    to interview the Keena Master.
SIGN    KEENA MASTER PR NANATSUJI
[01:56] ---
    He's of venerable age,
    and very shy.
[02:00] ---
    We'll allow only one TV crew
    to interview him.
[02:03] ---
    Just one? What the heck?
[02:06] ---
    For the sake of impartiality,
    we'll select the interviewer through...
[02:11] ---
    the King of TV Crews Championship.
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
[02:24] ---
    The rules are simple. The crew with
    the best broadcasting technique wins.
[02:29] ---
    Whoever wins this prestigious title
    will be able to do the interview.
[02:33] ---
    Why a competition?
    We could do rock, paper, scissors.
[02:37] ---
    Do you have what it takes
    to become number one?
[02:41] ---
    Jeez, come on.
    Everyone's confused.
[02:44] ---
    That's autocracy.
[02:46] ---
    Nobody's getting it.
[02:47] ---
    Let's start the competition.
    King of TV Crews, ready! Go!
SIGN    TO BE CONTINUED
[02:52] ---
    Nobody's got a clue.
[02:55] ---
    He's looking this way.
[02:56] ---
    Creeps me out.

E17 - SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #17 SHOWDOWN! BANANA CHAMPION
[00:17] ---
    Today we're bringing you
    the King of TV Crews Championship!
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPIONSHIP
[00:24] ---
    The showdown that'll crown
    the best TV crew.
[00:27] ---
    Many TV channels came to ask
    the Keena Master about the keena.
[00:31] ---
    Good morning!
[00:32] ---
    Good morning.
[00:34] ---
    They all look
    serious and resolute.
[00:38] ---
    Here's TV Nanana. Let's interview them
    and see how passionate they are.
SIGN    TV NANANA
[00:43] ---
    Not a major channel, I guess?
[00:45] ---
    Er, we're a small company.
    Barely terrestrial, um.
[00:49] ---
    Describe your channel
    in one phrase.
[00:52] ---
    Huh? One phrase?
    Hey, say something.
[00:54] ---
    Low budget.
[00:55] ---
    Often on location.
[00:57] ---
    We do election coverage.
[00:59] ---
    We also show B-movies
    on weekday afternoons.
[01:01] ---
    No company building.
[01:02] ---
    What else?
[01:03] ---
    Anime.
[01:04] ---
    Woman announcers.
[01:05] ---
    And we've got a low budget.
[01:07] ---
    We do.
[01:08] ---
    No company building.
[01:09] ---
    Now show us your enthusiasm.
[01:12] ---
    What shall we do?
[01:13] ---
    Let's do that thing.
[01:15] ---
    1, 2, 3.
[01:17] ---
    We've got a low budget
    but we'll manage somehow.
[01:20] ---
    4, 5, 6, Nanana!
[01:25] ---
    Let's start the competition.
[01:27] ---
    The first match is...
    cameramen competition!
SIGN    FIRST MATCH CAMERAMAN COMPETITION
[01:32] ---
    Whoever can shoot wild animals
    for the longest time wins.
[01:36] ---
    They all took off in different
    directions. Competition is fierce.
[01:42] ---
    Wild animals are very elusive.
[01:45] ---
    They're having a hard time.
[01:48] ---
    What now? A camera crane.
[01:52] ---
    It can shoot a little bird
    with amazing precision.
[01:56] ---
    Bubble TV is using a drone
    to get a thorough shot from the sky.
[02:01] ---
    Amazing. You can tell
    they have a hefty budget.
[02:07] ---
    TV Nanana is shooting a small animal.
    He's moving very swiftly.
[02:10] ---
    He doesn't rely on machines but
    on human ability over technology.
[02:13] ---
    His movements look bizarre,
    but he's shooting with precision.
[02:18] ---
    Next, cue cards competition!
SIGN    2ND MATCH CUE CARDS COMPETITION
SIGN    NEXT, THE WEATHER
[02:23] ---
    Whoever can write the most accurate
    instructions the fastest wins.
SIGN    2 SECONDS
SIGN    COMMERCIALS AFTER VIDEO
[02:28] ---
    Many of them use hi-tech equipment.
[02:31] ---
    The frantic sound of their keyboards
    is filling the air.
[02:35] ---
    But, you can hear the sound
    of a single magic marker...
[02:39] ---
    TV Nanana is consistently analog!
    Old school sketchbook style.
[02:44] ---
    He's writing at amazing speed.
SIGN    SAY SOMETHING SILLY! KEEP AT IT! SILLIER!
[02:48] ---
    How far can TV Nanana's
    man-over-machine approach take them?
[02:52] ---
    The competition continues.

E18 - THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #18 THE AWAKENING! TALENTED DIRECTOR
SIGN    THE LAST COMPETITION! VIDEO EDITING SPEED
[00:19] ---
    We've reached the final stage of
    the King of TV Crews Championship.
[00:22] ---
    The competition's fast-paced,
    but TV Nanana is losing speed!
[00:28] ---
    Looks like the director
    has already lost motivation.

[00:32] ---
    What a pain.
    I can't be asked.
[00:36] ---
    Is this going to
    turn the match around?
[00:40] ---
    Let's boost the chief's motivation.
[00:42] ---
    We'll use hypnosis
    to strengthen his willpower.
[00:46] ---
    Chief, you've got a call.
[00:48] ---
    Who is it?
[00:49] ---
    Hello. Relax.
    Let your body go limp.
[00:53] ---
    Who are you?!
[00:55] ---
    I'm the one who'll guide you
    to a world of happiness.
SIGN    RAMEN MASTER
[00:59] ---
    This voice... Are you ramen
    master Nanahara?
SIGN    RAMEN RESTAURATEUR NANAHARA
[01:03] ---
    You guessed it right.
    I do hypnosis too now.
SIGN    HYPNOTIST NANAHARA
[01:08] ---
    You're a hypnotist too?!
[01:10] ---
    What's wrong?
    You don't feel like it?
[01:13] ---
    But now you're gonna have
    an urge for editing.
[01:17] ---
    You're gonna feel merry.
[01:20] ---
    I'll feel merry?
[01:22] ---
    You like to have fun, right?
[01:23] ---
    Yes, I do.
[01:24] ---
    Laugh then. Laugh.
[01:29] ---
    I kinda feel merry now.
[01:31] ---
    See? You feel merry, right?
    You're having a lot of fun.
[01:37] ---
    Let's put together
    the footage now.
[01:40] ---
    You're a talented director. A genius.
[01:42] ---
    I'm a genius?
[01:44] ---
    Let's take the ingredients and
    make a compact, interesting video.
[01:48] ---
    Editing is fun.
    Feels good, doesn't it?
[01:52] ---
    The video's taking shape.
[01:55] ---
    Just like the big line in
    front of your restaurant.
[01:57] ---
    It brings back memories.
[01:59] ---
    Creating feels good.
    Say it.
[02:02] ---
    Creating feels good!
[02:04] ---
    Feels good!
[02:05] ---
    Mr. Nanahara!
[02:06] ---
    You edited the footage
    into an interesting movie.
[02:10] ---
    When I finish counting,
    the editing will be over.
[02:15] ---
    It's coming together!
[02:16] ---
    1, 2, 3, 4,
[02:20] ---
    5, 6... Go!
[02:22] ---
    Nanana!
[02:25] ---
    Oh?!
[02:29] ---
    TV Nanana finished first.
[02:33] ---
    They're the King of TV Crews Champions!
SIGN    KING OF TV CREWS CHAMPION TV NANANA
[02:36] ---
    Huh!? We won!
[02:41] ---
    #1 Channel, TV Nanana. You're authorized
    to interview the Keena Master.
[02:46] ---
    We can meet him?
[02:48] ---
    We made it!
[02:51] ---
    Thank you.
[02:51] ---
    Thank you.
[02:52] ---
    Thank you for the trouble.

E19 - LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #19 LUCKY! PRICE ASSESSMENT
SIGN    KEENA MASTER
[00:16] ---
    We interviewed the Keena Master
    and found out where to find the keena.
[00:20] ---
    In the savannah down there.
[00:23] ---
    But, to go there we must go through
    an anti-government rebel checkpoint.
[00:29] ---
    Show me proof of clearance.
[00:32] ---
    I've got nothing like that.
    I didn't know.
[00:35] ---
    Chief, there's no other way
    to get to the savannah.
[00:38] ---
    I know.
    Leave it to me.
[00:47] ---
    Bribe... Bribe...
[00:49] ---
    Bribe. Bribe. Bribe.
[00:53] ---
    What's this?
[00:54] ---
    One, ten, a hundred...
SIGN    $8.77
[00:58] ---
    It's not enough.
    Don't you have anything else?
[01:02] ---
    Huh?
[01:03] ---
    How about this? A luxury Swiss watch!
[01:06] ---
    It's a present from the boss.
[01:08] ---
    It's gotta be valuable!
[01:10] ---
    One, ten...
SIGN    $70
[01:11] ---
    What?!
[01:15] ---
    Give me everything you have!
    Anything. Quick!
[01:19] ---
    That orange peel too.
[01:21] ---
    Huh? Even this?
[01:22] ---
    The shogi knight too.
[01:24] ---
    The rook too.
[01:24] ---
    But the knight is too important.
[01:26] ---
    Shut up and put everything in here.
[01:29] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    ¢6
[01:33] ---
    Nanayama, you bastard!
[01:34] ---
    Why blaming me?
[01:36] ---
    What shall we do?
    There's only the video camera left.
[01:39] ---
    We can't shoot without it.
[01:42] ---
    Listen!
    Never give up until the end!
[01:46] ---
    Take your clothes off.
[01:48] ---
    Here?!
[01:48] ---
    Move it! Strip Down!
[01:50] ---
    I'm too shy.
[01:51] ---
    The rebel's waiting.
[01:53] ---
    Oh, my. Strip down?
    All my clothes?
[01:57] ---
    It's never gonna work.
[01:58] ---
    Pray!
[01:59] ---
    Found another knight.
[02:00] ---
    Please! I beg you!
[02:02] ---
    Please! Please!
[02:03] ---
    It'll never work.
[02:06] ---
    Please! Get a good price!
SIGN    $6,262,300
[02:09] ---
    We made it!
[02:12] ---
    No way.
[02:13] ---
    These clothes?
    Can't be.
[02:15] ---
    I'm sure it's because of
    the exquisite weathered effect.
[02:18] ---
    No! No! The evaluation's not
    for those clothes, but for this.
[02:25] ---
    Banana Mesh Night's
    Special See-through Thong!
SIGN    BANANA MESH NIGHT'S SPECIAL SEE-THROUGH THONG
[02:28] ---
    It was inside my pocket.
[02:31] ---
    Banana Mesh Night is the most
    popular TV show here in Ecuana too.
[02:35] ---
    All the boys grow up to be
    healthy adults thanks to it.
[02:38] ---
    This thong's a super-rare treasure.
[02:41] ---
    Give it to me.
[02:44] ---
    Thanks to the thong, we managed
    to get through the checkpoint.
[02:50] ---
    My dear patron.
[02:51] ---
    Great job.

E20 - ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #20 ENCOUNTER! LEGENDARY GIANT HOLY BEASTS
[00:18] ---
    That's weird.
    This should be the place.
[00:23] ---
    Excuse me!
[00:25] ---
    There should be a large
    grassy plain, the savannah here.
[00:29] ---
    We want to shoot the rare animal keena
    that lives there.
[00:35] ---
    Huh? Er... Are you TV people?
[00:37] ---
    You wanna shoot
    rare animals, huh?
[00:41] ---
    By the way,
    do you know about us?
SIGN    MINOTAUR CYCLOPS
[00:44] ---
    I guess the keena's rare,
    but we're rather rare too.
[00:50] ---
    If you wanna shoot us,
    we don't mind.
[00:53] ---
    No, thank you.
[00:57] ---
    Oh, thank god!
[00:59] ---
    It's not like we want to go on TV.
[01:02] ---
    If you insisted, we'd have to.
    Since you didn't, then it's fine.
[01:06] ---
    The keena may be a rare animal,
    but we're holy beasts.
SIGN    DIVINE BEASTS
[01:13] ---
    We're pretty rare.
    More than the keena.
[01:16] ---
    We're like a miracle, don't you know?
    Wanna shoot us?
[01:19] ---
    Have you seen the keena?
[01:20] ---
    The keena? Hey, I'm way rarer.
    Super-rare. Wanna shoot me?
[01:26] ---
    No.
    I want to shoot the keena.
[01:28] ---
    What? You're gonna shoot us?
[01:30] ---
    No. Where's the keena?
[01:33] ---
    We're rarer than the keena.
    If you wanna shoot us, it's your chance.
[01:38] ---
    No, thanks.
[01:42] ---
    Thank god! I'm relieved.
[01:44] ---
    We'd rather not go on TV,
    so we're happy you won't shoot us.
[01:48] ---
    It's rare to see us together.
    So, we'd rather not be shot now.
[01:52] ---
    You're just sitting there having a bath.
[01:55] ---
    Where's your "rare holy beast" aura?
[01:58] ---
    I'm keeping it hidden.
[01:59] ---
    Thank god I am.
    Otherwise you'd have filmed me.
[02:02] ---
    I'm so happy I kept it hidden,
    so I don't have to go on TV. Good.
[02:05] ---
    Besides, we just happened to have
    a bath here because of this rock.
[02:10] ---
    It stopped the water,
    and filled up the area.
[02:14] ---
    I usually don't expose myself.
[02:16] ---
    What?
[02:17] ---
    What have you done?!
[02:19] ---
    Why?
[02:19] ---
    You drowned the savannah
    with water.
[02:22] ---
    We can't shoot the keena!
[02:26] ---
    That was uncalled for.
[02:29] ---
    You can shoot me instead.
[02:31] ---
    I'm telling you.
[02:33] ---
    If you make a scoop about
    me, ratings will skyrocket.
SIGN    FURRY FRIENDS: HOLY BEASTS SPECIAL
[02:37] ---
    No, thanks.
[02:38] ---
    Thank god!
[02:40] ---
    I'm relieved. Yeah.
    Fine.
[02:44] ---
    I'd rather not go on TV. Good.
[02:46] ---
    If you see the keena, call me.
[02:48] ---
    OK. Actually, no.
    I was here before the keena.
[02:52] ---
    I was really famous in ancient times.
    And more valuable.
[02:56] ---
    Call me.

E21 - EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #21 EMERGENCY! DRAINING THE LAKE
[00:16] ---
    As you can see,
    we're draining the lake.
[00:21] ---
    When all the water's gone,
    will the keena appear here?
[00:28] ---
    There are two people in the
    background. Let's do a retake.
[00:32] ---
    You two again? Go away.
    You're in frame.
[00:37] ---
    Listen for a minute.
[00:38] ---
    What do you want?
[00:39] ---
    You know, I'm higher ranking
    than the keena.
[00:43] ---
    I don't care.
[00:44] ---
    You'll get good ratings.
[00:46] ---
    Even more than
    the "Agony of Doha".
[00:50] ---
    Maybe not, but surely more
    than the movie "Emmanuelle".
[00:54] ---
    Shut up! Get lost!
[00:56] ---
    Don't flush me away
    like I was a bug or something.
[01:00] ---
    I'm rarer than the keena!
    Hey!
[01:03] ---
    They're hopelessly
    untelegenic, those two.
[01:07] ---
    Chief, we drained all the water.
[01:09] ---
    Good. Let's go down.
[01:13] ---
    It's all muddy.
[01:18] ---
    Chief!
[01:19] ---
    What? Did you find some clues?
[01:21] ---
    Look! I found this huge
    snapping turtle.
[01:25] ---
    I found a snakehead
    and an alligator gar.
[01:28] ---
    They live here?
[01:30] ---
    That's amazing.
[01:36] ---
    We're not that kind of show.
    Put them back.
[01:39] ---
    We're looking for the keena,
    and nothing else.
[01:42] ---
    OK.
[01:42] ---
    It's such a shame.
[01:46] ---
    Wait a minute.
[01:54] ---
    That's gotta be it.
    It is, right? Right?
[01:58] ---
    In the savannah freed from
    the water... it finally appeared.
[02:03] ---
    Cat body and pigeon head.
    There it is. For real.
[02:07] ---
    The legendary creature
    we've been searching for all along.
[02:12] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    FINALLY!
[02:14] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    THE LEGENDARY RARE ANIMAL
[02:16] ---
    The rare animal...
SIGN    IS HERE!
[02:19] ---
    The rare animal... keena!
SIGN    RARE ANIMAL KEENA
[02:23] ---
    Hey! You're in frame again!
[02:26] ---
    Huh? It's not a rehearsal?
[02:29] ---
    Shut up! We never rehearse.
[02:30] ---
    Oh, really? Actually, you don't
    have to do a scoop about me.
[02:35] ---
    We can be minor guests
    and the keena'll be the star.
[02:38] ---
    I hate amateurs like these.
[02:40] ---
    Please, at least
    let us do the warm-up.
[02:43] ---
    They know nothing about TV
    but dare talk about ratings, warm-up, etc.
[02:47] ---
    No travel expenses.
[02:48] ---
    People like you
    shouldn't watch TV!
[02:50] ---
    But you're filming now,
    aren't you?
[02:53] ---
    They're really untelegenic.
[02:56] ---
    Are you filming?

E22 - SHOOTING! RARE ANIMAL KEENA

E23 - DEPARTURE! ESCAPE FROM SOUTH AMERICA

E24 - ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI

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    We are Wacky TV Nanana!
SIGN    Wacky TV "Nanana"!
SIGN    #24 ARRIVAL! ROPPONGI
[00:16] ---
    We're at TV Nanana,
    in Roppongi, Tokyo.
[00:20] ---
    We've finished our challenging jungle
    shooting and finally come back.
[00:25] ---
    Boss! We did it.
SIGN    KEENA FOOTAGE
[00:27] ---
    We shot the keena for the first
    time in the world. We did it!
SIGN    PRODUCER NANAGUCHI
[00:32] ---
    Look, the keena's footage.
[00:35] ---
    Boss. Boss. It's the keena.
    Boss! Boss! Boss!
[00:39] ---
    Shut up! Who are you?
[00:41] ---
    Huh?
[00:42] ---
    You've got no skin.
    I can't tell who you are.
[00:46] ---
    No time to waste.
    Go to the editing room now.
SIGN    A FEW DAYS LATER...
SIGN    CHIEF NANAOKA CHASING THE KEENA
[00:52] ---
    The keena chase show was broadcasted
    in five parts with great success.
SIGN    THE KEENA REALLY EXISTS!
[00:59] ---
    Ratings got higher every time,
    and finally the show beat
[01:03] ---
    the masterpiece "Emmanuelle", ranking
    #8 in TV Nanana's all-time chart.
SIGN    IT BEAT EMMANUELLE!
[01:10] ---
    Thus the keena special was able
    to fill Banana Mesh Night's void.
SIGN    MIRACULOUS HIGH RATINGS!
SIGN    CONGRATULATIONS FOR THE HIGH RATINGS
[01:19] ---
    I didn't think you'd make it.
    Anyway, good job.
[01:23] ---
    Our company's finally
    out of the woods.
[01:27] ---
    We'll get a bigger budget.
[01:29] ---
    I've had enough
    of penniless on location jobs.
[01:31] ---
    Let's hire more ADs.
[01:33] ---
    Good idea.
[01:35] ---
    Nanaoka!
[01:36] ---
    Yes, Sir?
[01:37] ---
    You're disgusting with no skin.
[01:40] ---
    Go buy one on expenses.
[01:42] ---
    Huh? Hey, did you hear that?
[01:44] ---
    Must be a miracle.
[01:45] ---
    Thank you, Sir.
[01:47] ---
    Let's go buy
    a designer skin in Ginza.
[01:49] ---
    Get a flashy one.
[01:50] ---
    With embroidered lining.
[01:52] ---
    Shall I get one like that?
[01:53] ---
    With gold lame.
[01:55] ---
    I see.
[01:57] ---
    Yes, Sir.
[01:59] ---
    Emergency!
[02:02] ---
    Our flagship program
    Banayan got axed.
[02:06] ---
    What? Banayan?
[02:10] ---
    Do you mean Bananabashi
    Young Clothing Store?
SIGN    BANANABASHI YOUNG CLOTHING STORE
[02:14] ---
    That's our station's
    #2 popular show.
[02:17] ---
    Oh, no! We're going down.
[02:20] ---
    It's over.
[02:21] ---
    Our company's in trouble.
[02:23] ---
    Huh? Already?
[02:25] ---
    We've got orders for a new show.
    Go on location now!
[02:29] ---
    Same budget as usual,
    if not less.
[02:32] ---
    Give it your all! OK?
[02:36] ---
    But, can I buy a new skin
    with this budget?
[02:38] ---
    I doubt it.
[02:40] ---
    I wanna buy the shogi knight.
[02:42] ---
    Cut it out and move it!
[02:45] ---
    Sorry. We're off!
[02:46] ---
    Goodbye.
[02:49] ---
    TV Nanana's challenge continues.
[02:55] ---
    The end!