E4 - Episode 4

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[00:06] Awayuki
    It's here!
[00:12] Awayuki
    I finally got it...
[00:16] Awayuki
    Okay, gotta let the others know!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
SIGN    Good Connection
SIGN     Cuz StroZero tastes best after a workout
SIGN    Can't wait until it starts~
    Use sports drink as a mixer
    waiting
    Today's fitness technology... What a time to be alive
     Sloppy drunk fitness!
    Long Fit is pretty tough...
     Waiting!
     Can't wait!!
[01:59] Awayuki
    Good evening to you all.
[02:01] Awayuki
    Isn't this another
    lovely night of light snowfall?
SIGN    Not drinking yet?
     Oh? Is light snow falling??
     Heard it was a fitness stream (my body is ready)
    I've been waiting for this!
    sup
     It's starting!
     Not Shuwa, huh?
     Better when she's sober
     Purity fitness...
     Started quiet, but will she remain pure forever? lol
[02:04] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    Congrats on your first Harerun encounter
[02:07] Awayuki
    Th-Thank you for the red super chat
    just as we're getting started!
[02:10] Awayuki
    Oh, but it's very true...
[02:13] Awayuki
    Getting to talk to Hareru-senpai
    still feels like a dream!
[02:16] Awayuki
    And I was able to learn that she wears
    sexy black underwear as well!
SIGN    lul
     She sure loves Harerun, huh
     It was a nice hubbub!
     That one got clipped lololol
     Love Harerun's careful surprises
     There she goes
     Huh?
     Hey where's my pure girl
     pure (but lewd)
     Gonna find the manufacturer and buy the same kind
[02:21] Awayuki
    Ahem! Well, we have some very,
    very pure light snow today.
[02:25] Awayuki
    And so...
[02:27] Awayuki
    I'd like to play a fitness game
    using this Long Fit controller!
[02:32] Awayuki
    Everyone else has one, and I've wanted
    one for the longest time, but...
[02:36] Awayuki
    It cost too much for a NEET who'd just quit her
    human cattle pen of an abusive workplace.
[02:40] Awayuki
    But then...
[02:42] Awayuki
    I got monetized last month,
    and now my ship's finally come in!
[02:47] Awayuki
    Thanks to all of you!
SIGN    I got one of these, and they're pretty hardcore.
    You can choose how hard a workout you want.
SIGN    You can play games with it, too. My mom's always on it
SIGN    I've got one! Don't use it much tho lol
[02:51] Awayuki
    My, it appears many of you already have one!
SIGN    So jealous
SIGN    I get it
    It's good not just for fitness addicts
    like me but for beginners too
[02:54] Awayuki
    I do recall them being quite the talk of
    the town when they first went on sale.
[02:57] Awayuki
    I suppose they really are popular!
SIGN    Heard you were doing maximum difficulty
[03:00] Awayuki
    Also, you will never convince me
    to do maximum difficulty!
SIGN    An ironclad refusal lmao
[03:05] Awayuki
    What's more, Hikari-chan
    will also be streaming,
SIGN    Let's get
    a six-pack!
[03:07] Awayuki
    and more incredibly, Shion-senpai as well!
SIGN    Let's train together
[03:11] Awayuki
    I recommend having a few
    windows open to compare us!
SIGN    Compare them, huh...
    
    
    RIP my sides in advance
[03:14] Awayuki
    I feel like I'm getting a few rather
    ominous comments about this,
[03:17] Awayuki
    but let's give it a try!
SIGN    How much do you exercise
    compared to others in your age group?
[03:19] VO
    How much do you exercise
    compared to others in your age group?
SIGN    1. A lot
    
    2. Somewhat
    
    3. Not much
    
    4. Not at all
SIGN    I thought you were a NEET lol
SIGN    Sweating burns off alcohol,
    so it's a quality assurance thing
SIGN    No honesty?
SIGN    Don't strain yourself lol
[03:27] Awayuki
    Wh-Whatever do you mean?
[03:30] Awayuki
    I'm an athletic young lady!
[03:32] Awayuki
    Given my daily workouts
    to maintain my beautiful figure,
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    You mean "alcoholic"?
SIGN    Miss Kokorone Awayuki
    thinks we don't know
[03:36] Awayuki
    I believe option 2 is just about right.
SIGN    Sure hope you're not lying!
     If you wanna know hell, by all means, pick 2
     UNDERESTIMATE LONG FIT AT YOUR PERIL
     don't do it sis
     I see this is how we get so many streamers with muscle pain
     DO IT DO EET
     Pick the best option! (1 plz)
     This might be her last stream...
     ded lol
     Geh?! I have foreseen thy future!
     It's important to take breaks
     Waiting for the intense muscle pain stream
     Pick 2!
     4!
     Better do 4
     I SAY 1
     3 exists too
     5
     no comment
[03:39] Awayuki
    I see...
[03:45] Awayuki
    I'm sorry, I lied! I'm option 4!
[03:48] Awayuki
    I'm option 4, but I'm not fat!
SIGN    There's our honest girl
SIGN    You picked 4, huh?
     Let's work our way up,
    one step at a time!
[03:51] VO
    You picked 4, huh?
    Let's work our way up, one step at a time!!
SIGN    The easiest setting?! Can't wait
SIGN    btw Hikari-chan said she was average but went straight for 1
SIGN    lol, no hesitation
[03:55] Awayuki
    Okay, next...
SIGN    Lots of beginner settings huh
    
    
    
    Gotta choose carefully to spare later pain
[03:57] VO
    How intense of a workout are you looking for?
SIGN    How intense of a workout
    are you looking for?
SIGN    Learning about Awa-chan from the game setup is nice
[04:00] Awayuki
    What should I pick?
SIGN    She's worried now lol
SIGN    You can change that one later
[04:03] Awayuki
    What? Is that true?
[04:05] Awayuki
    Maybe I'll go with option 3, "Moderate," then.
[04:07] VO
    You picked 3, "Moderate"!
SIGN    You picked 3, "Moderate"!
    Feel free to change at any time
    if it doesn't feel right.
[04:10] VO
    Feel free to change at any time
    if it doesn't feel right.
[04:14] VO
    Now...
SIGN    Now...
[04:15] VO
    Please tell me your weight!
SIGN    Please tell me your weight
SIGN    Enter later
[04:18] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[04:21] Awayuki
    Fifty kilograms!
[04:23] VO
    Let's get healthy together!
SIGN    Shuwa-chan would have to integrate the weight of all the StroZero
     lol
     Hiding nothing
     I think she's like 168 cm so that's probably pretty thin
     No way is that honest lol
     This is definitely throwing off the setup
[04:27] VO
    Let's get things calibrated for you!
SIGN    Let's get things calibrated for you!
[04:29] Awayuki
    Oh, I finally get to control it!
[04:32] VO
    Try to bend me as hard as you can!
SIGN    Try to bend me
    as hard as you can
[04:34] Awayuki
    Here I go!
[04:39] Awayuki
    Oh, how was that?!
SIGN    weakass press, please just quit now lol
SIGN    Yes, I see now
SIGN    You ok? Need the power of StroZero?
[04:43] Awayuki
    Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
SIGN    Hey, it went up!
SIGN    That grunt...
SIGN    Oraaaa!!!! (pure)
    
    
    
    Self-control 0
SIGN    Setup complete.
    Great work!
[04:52] VO
    Setup complete. Great work!
SIGN    People who've been watching since her debut, what do you make
    
    
    
    
    
    of Awayuki-chan saying stuff like "get a load of this" now lol
SIGN    The Girl Who Gave Up Purity for Power
    
    
    
    whoa (no thoughts head empty)
[04:57] Awayuki
    I'm extremely tired just from setting up,
[05:00] Awayuki
    but it looks like I finally
    get to play the game!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[05:03] Awayuki
    Does everyone have Hikari-chan
    and Shion-senpai's streams open as well?
[05:09] Awayuki
    Okay...
[05:11] Awayuki
    I'll do my best!
[05:22] Shion
    Oh, it's so hard!
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    That panting is so NSFW
SIGN    yessssssssssss
SIGN    Late-night "exercise"
SIGN    Finished: 8 reps
    Target: 15 reps
SIGN    Finished: 9 reps
    Target: 15 reps
[05:37] Hikari
    Th-This is the highest difficulty...
[05:40] Hikari
    It's pretty tough!
[05:41] VO
    Almost there!
SIGN    Almost there!
[05:42] Hikari
    It's clearly an unprecedented wall
    to overcome at my current ability...
[05:47] Hikari
    but I'm the kind of person
    who breaks down walls!
SIGN    we shonen manga now?
    
    who does she think she's talking to...
    
    But you put that wall there
    by choosing those settings...
    
    Everyone must follow their own path
    
    lmao
[05:49] Hikari
    Life is all about breaking down walls!
[05:51] Hikari
    I must live strong, mustn't I?
[05:54] Hikari
    That's right...
SIGN    As long as you're having fun, that's what matters!
[05:56] VO
    Now hold it right there!
SIGN    Now hold it
    
    
    
    right there!
[05:59] Awayuki
    I'd heard the rumors,
    but this is too much, man!
[06:03] VO
    That's the way!
SIGN    That's the way!
[06:06] VO
    Keep it up!
SIGN    Keep it up!
SIGN    Hold it right there!
[06:09] VO
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    I just do not get exercise lol
SIGN    That last one was like
    
    
    
    the Nit°°°dai cheer
[06:13] VO
    Great work!
SIGN    wut lol
SIGN    Lewd until the very end...
SIGN    Go easy or you're gonna barf again!
[06:17] Shion
    N-No!
[06:19] Shion
    No squats, please!
[06:20] VO
    Move in time with the icon on the left!
SIGN    Finished: 0 reps
    Target: 15 reps
[06:26] VO
    Move in time with the icon on the left!
SIGN    Move in time with the icon on the left!
[06:29] Shion
    What? Do I have to?
[06:32] Shion
    Oh, dear...
SIGN     ¥50000
    The gasping makes me h°rd
     Just squat and stand...
     Why does she hate squats so much?
     We have hit peak
     Um, excuse me, could I request...
SIGN    Finished: 26 reps
    Target: 30 reps
[06:44] VO
    Looking good! Wow!
SIGN    Finished: 27 reps
    Target: 30 reps
[06:46] Hikari
    Awesome!
[06:47] Hikari
    In the midst of battle,
SIGN    How can she laugh
    through this torture?
SIGN    I love how she takes
    her games seriously
SIGN    Can't take it, she looks like
    a berserker type in a mecha anime
SIGN    Bloodshot eyes
    from how serious she is
[06:48] Hikari
    every person feels the fighting
    instinct within them resurface!
[07:14] Shion
    I'm done for!
[07:18] Shion
    Please... Please let it be over!
[07:22] Sei
    Well, shall we think about
    the birth of the universe?
SIGN     Well, shall we think about
    the birth of the universe?
SIGN    hngh!
SIGN    the post-nut clarity rofl
SIGN    whoa lololol
[07:30] Hikari
    Life is meant to be thrown away
    when it counts...
SIGN    Don't throw it away
[07:32] Hikari
    It's time to go.
SIGN    we t°ki now?
SIGN    toss!
[07:34] VO
    Start!
[07:35] VO
    One, two...
[07:38] VO
    Raise those legs up high!
[07:41] VO
    Three...
[07:43] VO
    Raise those legs up high!
[07:45] VO
    Four...
[07:47] VO
    Five, six...
SIGN    totally different from Mommy Shion lol
     Not sure this qualifies as "hot" anymore
     Judgment: "Pure"
     Boat pose is hard even when you're used to it
     go, go, awa-chan!
     Is this Lamaze?
     Raise those legs high!!
     It even yells at you when you lose posture for a second, scary
     Is this that water-breathing thing I've heard so much about?
     It's hard on your core but also on your thighs
     What is she even doing
     I'm watching all three but this is the weirdest
     looks effective tho lol
[07:50] VO
    Seven, eight...
[07:53] VO
    Nine, ten...
[07:56] VO
    Amazing! You did such a great job!
[08:02] Awayuki
    I'm done for...
[08:10] Awayuki
    Why was that... so... hard?
[08:15] Awayuki
    It's definitely a great tool
    for getting in shape, at least...
[08:25] Awayuki
    But... I haven't worked up
    a sweat like that in a while.
[08:30] Awayuki
    Let's all stan exercise now and then, too!
[08:37] Awayuki
    Shouldn't have pushed myself that hard...
[08:40] Awayuki
    Haven't had muscle pain in so long...
[08:49] Awayuki
    There's only one way...
[08:51] Awayuki
    to forget...
[08:53] Awayuki
    this pain!
[08:56] Awayuki
    Shall I give you this?
[08:58] Awayuki
    Drink it when the pain becomes unbearable.
[09:16] Awayuki
    I've been a fool for so long...
[09:21] Awayuki
    Now grant me salvation!
[09:26] Awayuki
    Good evening to all my sweet children!
[09:30] Awayuki
    It's your StroZero-swiggin' sis, Shuwa-chan!
[09:33] Awayuki
    I was thinkin' I'd take a nice, laid-back
    night to learn from my fellow streamers.
[09:38] Awayuki
    I got permission in advance,
    so no worries there!
[09:41] Awayuki
    Let's see, who's streaming right now...
[09:46] Awayuki
    Hey, Hikari-chan's on!
SIGN    Let's play Gartic Phone!
SIGN    With viewer participation!
[09:49] Awayuki
    She's streaming Gartic Phone, huh?
SIGN    Looks like a masterpiece in the making
SIGN    That's the Telephone Game with pictures, right?
[09:53] Awayuki
    I heard Mashiron's been giving her
    art lessons lately, so...
[09:56] Awayuki
    Hikari, I choose you!
[10:01] Hikari
    That should do it!
[10:05] Awayuki
    Wait, what the...
SIGN    She's got legs growing from her arms!
    Michelangelo been real quiet since this dropped
    Bet she's got demon-face back muscles
    Is this what StroZero training does to your body?
    She could snap the Long Fit controller!
[10:07] Awayuki
    What's going on here?!
[10:08] Hikari
    Now, let's share answers!
[10:11] Hikari
    The first prompt was...
SIGN    Nickname 120
    Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero
[10:15] Hikari
    "Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero"?
[10:17] Hikari
    What, really?
SIGN    Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero
[10:23] Awayuki
    Ah... That one's awfully cute...
SIGN    Shuwa-chan playing Long Fit
[10:29] Hikari
    So that's how it happened!
SIGN    Arnold Shuwa-zzenegger
[10:31] Hikari
    It certainly did change a lot
    from the first prompt,
[10:35] Hikari
    but I still think I did a pretty good picture!
[10:38] Hikari
    Well, the first game's over,
    and I'm slowly sinking out of my wall sit.
[10:42] Hikari
    My legs are crying out in pain!
[10:43] Awayuki
    What?
[10:44] Hikari
    I heard them crying out for relief so many
    times and came so close to giving in...
SIGN    She was doing a wall sit while drawing?!
[10:49] Hikari
    But those screams are
    what will make Hikari stronger!
[10:54] Hikari
    Watch me, everyone!
[10:55] Hikari
    Hikari will exceed her limits!
[10:58] Awayuki
    But why?!
[11:00] Awayuki
    Well, whose stream should we watch next?
SIGN    Sei-sama's streaming!
SIGN    yessss lololol
SIGN    It wasn't scheduled but when she heard
    Shuwa-chan was on she said she was gonna
SIGN    she was so happy lmao
SIGN    sei-sama plz
SIGN    I'm streaming °°°° games
SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3
    Live-On/Utsuki Sei
SIGN    she's openly dreading it rofl
SIGN    that voice lol
SIGN    Sei-sama wants you there you can see it in her eyes!
[11:11] Awayuki
    Aw, but you know Sei-sama.
[11:14] Awayuki
    Her stream's bound to be totally indecent.
SIGN    Don't be so biased!
     Yeah fair enough lol
     it's sei-sama yep
     eheheheheh lol
     Never seen her do a normal stream
     Yep!
    But she's totally waiting for you girl
     I'm watching her stream now and you should totally go lol
     Shuwa-chan says that but we all know she loves Sei-sama
     I think this is gonna be even worse than what you're imagining lol
     Sei-sama is DOWN
     Typical StroZero tsundere
     GO GO GO
     Sorry but I think you're obligated to go now
     Don't usually see her getting this friendly outside of her gen
     c'mooooooon lol
[11:19] Awayuki
    Fine.
[11:20] Awayuki
    Then I'll trust you that she's acting decent...
[11:24] Awayuki
    and go watch Sei-sama's stream!
[11:26] Awayuki
    And... click!
SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3
SIGN    °Caution! This image may be hiding dangerous graphics and video
SIGN    One Moment Please
[11:29] Sei
    All right, let's count down
    Sei-sama's favorite X-rated games.
[11:34] Sei
    The first one is this, Kin'iro Loveriche*.
[11:37] Sei
    You hear "Aaaaaah! Riaaaaa!"
[11:40] Sei
    
"Oh! Ohh!"
SIGN    That was something else lol
     Yep, typical Sei
     Can't stop her from loving Ria
     Memories resurfacing...
     That was her first game rec?
     Bwahaha!
     Oh right. That.
[11:45] Awayuki
    Anyway, who should we check out next?
[11:49] Awayuki
    And I told y'all it was gonna
    be typical Sei-sama!
SIGN    You were right
     apologies
     Just one more time!
     Let's forget that happened
     Called it
     Worse than typical lol
     What? You don't wanna see???
     I'm beggin' you!
     Hey, it wasn't that bad
     Just the tip!
    Go back!
    I'm beggin' ya!
[11:54] Awayuki
    Okay, fine. I get it.
[11:57] Awayuki
    I kinda wanted to watch it anyway.
SIGN    Like I said, tsundere!
SIGN    Knew you loved her
SIGN    Birds of a feather
[12:02] Awayuki
    Okay, let's resume!
[12:04] Awayuki
    And... click!
[12:07] Sei
    Sorry. I just remembered my last
    playthrough and got a little emotional.
[12:12] Sei
    Moving on to our next game...
[12:15] Sei
    A little number known as School Days
.
[12:16] Sei
    It's known for...
[12:18] Sei/Awayuki
    Die, Makoto!
SIGN    KEEP IT DOWN
     SO LOUD!!!!!
     TOO LOUD
     SHUT UP LOL
     DIE MAKOTO
     HOLY CRAP
     Don't you guys know what time it is?
     DIE MAKOTO
     MAKOTOOOO!
     please don't shout in my ears
     DIE MAKOTO
     KEEP IT DOWN
SIGN    We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...
[12:27] Awayuki
    Next up...
[12:29] Awayuki
    Hey, Hareru-senpai's starting
    a Weiß Schwarz stream!
[12:32] Awayuki
    Let's check it out!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
[12:34] Hareru
    Oh, why me?
[12:37] Hareru
    I've got five level threes in my starting
    hand and can't play anything!
[12:42] Hareru
    Guess I'll have to take a mulligan.
[12:45] Hareru
    Stay calm, girl!
[12:48] Hareru
    Nothing but freaking climax cards?!
[12:51] Hareru
    Who ran my deck through*
    a sort-by-type program?!
[12:56] Hareru
    Whoopsie, banged my widdle hand
    on the desk in my excitement!
[13:00] Hareru
    Harerun says ouchie!
SIGN    AoriAburiKalbi
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru
[13:03] Hareru
    Next up...
[13:04] Hareru
    My hand this time... Yep, not bad!
[13:08] Hareru
    There we are!
[13:09] Hareru
    Hey, this might be a winning layout!
[13:12] Hareru
    Oh, but given the chance
    of an Impenetrable Interval,
[13:15] Hareru
    maybe it's better to aim
    for a side attack trigger...
[13:17] Hareru
    No, I'm sure I'll be fine!
[13:19] Hareru
    Thinking back on the cards I've already seen,
[13:22] Hareru
    there's no way they were
    sitting on a card like that!
[13:25] Hareru
    I can do this!
[13:29] Hareru
    Why do they always have them
    at the worst possible times?!
[13:45] Hareru
    You titty devil!
[13:47] Hareru
    Whoops... Sorry!
[13:49] Hareru
    The bodybuilder who lives upstairs
[13:52] Hareru
    just dropped his precious 3.5-ton barbell,
    and it fell through the floor at me!
[13:56] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai really is an amazing streamer...
[14:01] Hareru
    Shuwacchi's here? Really?
[14:03] Hareru
    Perfect timing!
[14:05] Hareru
    Since I'm worried about more desk damage,
    I'd like to end the stream here,
[14:09] Hareru
    and end things with a Shuwacchi card!
[14:13] Awayuki
    Say what?
SIGN    She in Whom StroZero Dwells, Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Fantasia Bunko
[14:13] Hareru
    She in whom StroZero dwells, Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    Isn’t This Another Lovely Night of Light Snowfall?
[14:17] Hareru
    Change!
[14:19] Hareru
    If you pay the cost at the start
    of your climax phase,
[14:22] Hareru
    you can play "Shuwacchi" in this card's place!
SIGN    I'm StroZero's girl. I'd never leave her
    even if you paid me.
SIGN    Shuwacchi
SIGN    For real?
     Betting the cost is StroZero
     Like a form change
     But she's pure in her first form
     How does it feel to be a card?
     Pay the cost to become StroZero's woman
     She gets possessed by StroZero?
     I love Harerun's homemade cards
     Can we share this?
     I want it!!
     She's a Lv. 3 card?
     Congrats on being a card!
     Is this a collab with Mashiron?
     I love that she even made it a hologram card lol
     10,000 power
[14:26] Awayuki
    Did she just make a card out of me?!
[14:30] Awayuki
    She even used some pretty deep-cut
    in-jokes of things I've said on my streams...
[14:41] Awayuki
    Hello?
[14:43] Suzuki
    Good morning, Awayuki-san!
[14:45] Suzuki
    Is now a good time?
[14:47] Awayuki
    Oh, good morning! It's just fine!
[14:51] Suzuki
    Regarding the singing collab, we're dividing
    the recordings into small groups.
[14:55] Suzuki
    Are you free at 3pm this Friday?
[14:59] Awayuki
    Absolutely!
[15:01] Suzuki
    Please arrive at the agency
    one hour in advance.
[15:04] Suzuki
    We'll drive you to the studio from there.
[15:06] Suzuki
    I'll have to head out there ahead of you,
[15:08] Suzuki
    but a member of our staff will drive you there.
[15:12] Hareru
    Hello, Awayuki-chan!
[15:15] Awayuki
    Um... Er...
[15:16] Hareru
    No worries! I'm a member of Live-On's staff!
[15:20] Awayuki
    You... are?
[15:23] Hareru
    I'm also older than you, Awayuki-chan!
[15:29] Hareru
    Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car!
[15:31] Hareru
    I sure wish I could've gotten
    something more impressive for you!
[15:35] Awayuki
    Th-That's fine...
[15:36] Hareru
    Like a tanker truck, maybe!
[15:38] Awayuki
    That's not the kind of impressive
    I was thinking!
[15:42] Hareru
    I've had police officers stop me because
    they think I don't really have a license.
[15:49] Hareru
    I guess I have a rather childish face!
[15:51] Awayuki
    R-Right...
[15:53] Hareru
    I've thought before about having
    a huge, blown-up copy of my license
[15:57] Hareru
    printed out and pasted to the side of my car...
SIGN    Name:
     Likes: Inventing / Vacations / Nudes / Solo Travel
     Dislikes: Staying at home / Discrimination / Common sense
    She Who Shines like the Sun
    Intelligence - Confidence - Artistry
     Popularity
[16:01] Hareru
    But I figured I couldn't pull it off.
[16:02] Awayuki
    A driver's license itasha?!
[16:04] Awayuki
    Wouldn't you be broadcasting
    your personal info to the world?!
[16:07] Hareru
    Also, I've had my license for a while,
    so I don't need the beginner sticker anymore...
[16:12] Hareru
    But if I take it off,
    they'll ask for my license even more,
[16:14] Hareru
    so I got desperate and made
    an itasha of just the beginner sticker!
[16:19] Awayuki
    Y-You seriously created that madness?!
[16:23] Hareru
    It actually looked cooler than you'd expect.
SIGN    not this car being SO COMMITTED
    to the new driver bit... lmaooo
[16:26] Hareru
    In fact, I got a lot of attention when I drove it,
[16:30] Hareru
    but I started to get self-conscious
[16:32] Hareru
    about committing to the new driver bit
    when I'm not a new driver,
[16:35] Hareru
    so I stopped doing it.
[16:37] Awayuki
    Not only did you like it,
    you actually drove it?!
[16:40] Awayuki
    Wh-Who is this person?
[16:43] Awayuki
    Does Live-On really have someone
    on their staff this off-kilter?
[16:47] Awayuki
    This is... Live-On...
[16:56] Nekoma
    Heya, heya!
[16:58] Hareru
    Oh, Nekoma! You're still here?
[17:00] Nekoma
    Yeah! I figured that as long as I'm here,
    I should hear everyone else's recordings.
[17:06] Nekoma
    But I've got plans after this,
    so I'd better head home.
[17:09] Hareru
    I see, I see!
[17:10] Nekoma
    So this is the famous...
[17:12] Hareru
    Yes, the Do Brando of Live-On,
[17:15] Hareru
    Awayuki-chan!
[17:17] Nekoma
    "Look at me, swilling it down!"
[17:19] Awayuki
    I am not D°o!
[17:21] Nekoma
    Oh, excuse me!
[17:23] Nekoma
    Starting again...
[17:24] Nekoma
    Nya-nyan!
[17:25] Nekoma
    I'm Hirune Nekoma!
[17:28] Awayuki
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[17:31] Nekoma
    Mashiro-chan and Hikari-chan
    just finished their recording!
[17:35] Awayuki
    Oh, really?
[17:37] Nekoma
    S'long!
[17:39] Hikari
    Great work! I was so nervous!
[17:42] Mashiro
    Great work. You looked like you were
    singing your heart out, though.
[17:45] Mashiro
    Were you really nervous?
[17:47] Hikari
    I really was!
[17:48] Hikari
    You seemed to have
    a really easy time of it, though!
[17:51] Mashiro
    I'm relieved that it came off that way.
[17:54] Mashiro
    Oh? It's Awa-chan.
[17:58] Mashiro
    Good to see you.
[17:59] Awayuki
    G-Good to see you...
[18:01] Hikari
    Hey, it's IRL Awayuki-chan!
[18:04] Mashiro
    What's wrong, Awa-chan? Why so nervous?
[18:08] Awayuki
    Oh... I just never know
    how to approach these
[18:11] Awayuki
    "meeting you for the first
    time again" situations.
[18:14] Mashiro
    Oh, that's fair.
[18:16] Mashiro
    Since we're meeting IRL
    for the first time,
[18:18] Mashiro
    maybe we should have proper introductions?
[18:21] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro.
[18:23] Hikari
    Matsuriya Hikari!
[18:25] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[18:33] Hikari
    It feels weird to introduce ourselves
    when we know each other so well already!
[18:38] Mashiro
    I'd love to talk longer, but I don't want
    to keep the staff waiting.
[18:42] Mashiro
    Go on, Awa-chan.
[18:43] Awayuki
    Right.
[18:44] Hikari
    Let's have a third-genner meetup sometime!
[18:47] Awayuki
    Sure! See you later!
[18:53] Awayuki
    They got a popular up-and-coming*
    anisong writer to write it.
[18:58] Awayuki
    Live-On really went all-out for this...
[19:01] Sound Director
    Awayuki-san, please sing the part
    just before the first chorus.
[19:05] Sound Director
    Can you give it the "pure" treatment?
[19:08] Awayuki
    Y-Yes!
SIGN    Recording
SIGN    Recording
[19:12] Awayuki
    Finally finished!
[19:15] Suzuki
    Okay, time for your next session!
[19:18] Awayuki
    Huh, it wasn't finished
    with the first session?
[19:21] Suzuki
    Shuwa-chan needs to record next!
[19:23] Awayuki
    I'm recording two parts by myself?!
[19:26] Awayuki
    B-But what about the booze?
[19:29] Awayuki
    I'd be pretty nervous about
    drinking in a place like this...
[19:33] Hareru
    No need for that!
[19:37] Awayuki
    I-It's her...
[19:38] Awayuki
    What's a member of the staff
    doing standing in front of the mic?
[19:41] Awayuki
    She said she was a member of Live-On's staff.
[19:45] Awayuki
    But...
[19:46] Awayuki
    she never said she was just a member of staff.
[19:49] Awayuki
    In other words, she could be
    a part of Live-On's staff...
[19:52] Awayuki
    and also a VTuber herself.
[19:56] Awayuki
    The only streamer with
    a history like that is...
[20:01] (Flashback) Hareru
    Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car!
[20:02] Hareru
    I sure wish I could've gotten
    something more impressive for you!
[20:04] (Flashback) Hareru
    I've thought before about having
    a huge blown-up copy of my license
[20:06] (Flashback) Hareru
    printed out and pasted to the side of my car...
[20:07] Hareru
    But if I take it off,
    they'll ask for my license even more,
[20:10] Hareru
    so I got desperate and made
    an itasha of just the beginner sticker!
[20:23] Hareru
    Ha, ha, ha!
[20:25] Hareru
    Finally caught on, did you, Awacchi?
[20:27] Hareru
    I am the sun in all your hearts,
    Asagiri Hareru!
[20:33] Awayuki
    Which means... I was alone
    in a car with Hareru-senpai?!
[20:38] Awayuki
    We were on a driving date?!
[20:40] Awayuki
    And now we're gonna record together?
[20:43] Hareru
    That's right!
[20:45] Awayuki
    Feels so good!
[20:50] Hareru
    We meet at last, Shuwacchi!
[20:54] Suzuki
    You're having fun, eh?
[20:55] Hareru
    Of course I am, Suzu-king!
[20:58] Hareru
    I've really been looking forward
    to recording with Shuwacchi!
[21:02] Awayuki
    Wait a minute.
[21:03] Awayuki
    From a broader perspective, all utterances
    come from vibrations of the throat...
[21:07] Awayuki
    Which means singing and gasping
    in ecstasy are like the same thing?
[21:10] Awayuki
    Does that mean Hareru-senpai and I
    are basically gonna have ?
[21:14] Hareru
*
    There's that trademark Shuwacchi
    "basically the same" logic!
[21:17] Hareru
    C'mon, Shuwacchi, let's get recording!
[21:21] Shuwa
    Looking forward to it!
SIGN    Premieres in 30 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Premieres in 29 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Premieres in 28 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Live Start
SIGN    people are waiting
SIGN    Waiting breathlessly to watch live
     Will Shuwa-chan sing too?
     so excited
     It's supposed to be all eight
     can't wait!
     SO HERE FOR THIS
     Got my bathroom business done
     Get hype for Live-On!
[23:09] Awayuki
    Dang, that's good!
SIGN    Let's watch the PV!
[23:11] Awayuki
    Seeing the premiere of the Live Start video
    makes the StroZero taste all the sweeter!
[23:16] Awayuki
    Boy, it's great! It's just so great!
SIGN    Let's watch the PV!
[23:21] Awayuki
    And on top of all that, I've got a really,
    really, really important announcement!
[23:26] Awayuki
    Here it comes...
SIGN    Important Announcement!!
[23:30] Awayuki
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    4th Generation Coming Soon
[23:31] Awayuki
    I'm gonna be a senpai!
[23:37] Alice
    Awayuki-dono...
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.


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Created 2025-06-09 02:00:46 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2025-06-09 02:00:46 UTC by whimsee