E2 - Episode 2

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SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?!
SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?!
SIGN    Ring
[00:08] Awayuki
    Wh-Why did I say those stupid things?!
SIGN    Please marry me so we can have s°x!
[00:13] Awayuki
    Help me! Someone release me
    from this humiliation!
[00:22] Awayuki
    This is an infernal temptation,
[00:23] Awayuki
    almost assured to lead me
    to a new cringe phase in life.
[00:29] Awayuki
    But it's also a pretty clear path to freedom
    from where I am right now.
[00:35] Awayuki
    And... I hear that person calling to me...
[00:40] Awayuki
    My beloved!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
SIGN     Snacking on Marshmallows and chatting
    with my genmate
[02:15] Awayuki
    Hell yeah! It's time for a guerrilla collab!
SIGN    Pshah!
     Pshah!
     Krkshah!
     Kwoosh
     It's time!! lol 
     Pshah!
    Opening our cans together lol
    Guerrilla collab?!
    Take a drink when stream starts lol
     Yes!!!
     We've all been waiting for this
    StroZero sales thru the roof every stream
    It's like a drinking party
    Who's it gonna be??
    woooow (flustered)
[02:20] Awayuki
    Hey! Drink up, y'all!
SIGN    This always blows away my expectations
[02:23] Awayuki
    I've actually been day-drinking,
    so I'm a little toasted already.
SIGN    I heard this lady proposed to an
    inorganic object and another lady
SIGN    Ah, this is true diversity (j/k)
SIGN    The laws of purity are in chaos!
[02:29] Awayuki
    Okay, now that we're all fired up...
SIGN    Okay, later
SIGN    Are you all ready?
[02:31] Awayuki
    Let's reveal my collab partner!
SIGN    Ready anytime!
[02:34] Awayuki
    Today we have with us...
[02:36] Awayuki
    Mashiron!
[02:38] Mashiro
    Mashi-lo, everyone.
[02:40] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
[02:42] Mashiro
    I just dropped by to stream
    with my dear child, Awa-chan,
[02:46] Mashiro
    but all I found was this can of StroZero,
    so I can't hide my confusion.
SIGN    treating her own child like StroZero lmfao
SIGN    Hey, Mashiron!
    Your kid broke bad
    and she's choking
    all of Japan with
    laughter
    Do something!
[02:53] Awayuki
    Nice, nice.
SIGN    It's nice to see genmates getting along
     blissing out rn
     So Mashiron's your mom?
     Wanna donate lol
     This is mommy???
[02:54] Awayuki
    Hey, here's a sweet summer child.
[02:56] Awayuki
    I call Mashiron my mom because she's
    the illustrator who designed Kokorone Awayuki!
SIGN    Pair of cuties
    
    So Mashiron's stuck with
    Awayuki when she's wasted
    
    A godly artist walks among us
    
    Unexpected but awesome collab lol
    
    Thank you for giving birth to Awa-chan!
[03:04] Both
    Yep!
[03:06] Awayuki
    Now, I'd like to use Mashiron to release
    a whole lot of pent-up feelings!
[03:12] Mashiro
    Now I'm being treated as a plaything
    by my genmate. I can't hide my shock.
[03:16] Mashiro
    In fact, I may be in danger.
SIGN    Mashiron, is this your first time seeing her in StroZero Mode?
SIGN    Alcohol -> Hitting on her senpais,
    then her genmate,
    just love the one you're with huh lol
    
    So random but intense lol
    
    No hesitation with the genmate
    she collabed with so many times
    while playing pure
    
    Every line a new roflcopter,
    we have a whole air force now
[03:22] Mashiro
    That's right. I'm kind of impressed
    by how long she hid it, actually.
[03:26] Awayuki
    Well, today's a special case.
[03:28] Awayuki
    Normally, I wouldn't drink until late
    at night, after my stream.
[03:31] Awayuki
    You were probably asleep by then.
[03:34] Mashiro
    I see!
[03:35] Mashiro
    Still, seeing it in person...
    It's way more intense than I expected.
[03:40] Mashiro
    You feel less like Awa-chan
    and more like Shuwa-chan.
[03:44] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan?
[03:45] Mashiro
    "Shuwa-shuwa," like the fizziness of StroZero.
[03:48] Mashiro
    I know.
[03:49] Mashiro
    From now on, when you're in this mode,
    I'll call you Shuwa-chan.
[03:53] Awayuki
    I feel kinda like I've heard this before...
[03:56] Awayuki
    But it's cute, so whatevs!
[03:58] Awayuki
    Okay, that's enough buildup.
[04:00] Awayuki
    Let's respond to some Marshmallows!
[04:03] Mashiro
    Yeah!
[04:04] Awayuki
    Question number one!
SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?
[04:05] Mashiro
    "What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?"
[04:09] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[04:10] Awayuki
    I'm kind of a lightweight, so normally
    I can't drink more than three a night,
[04:16] Awayuki
    but after I quit that piece-of-shit
    abusive workplace I was at,
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
[04:19] Awayuki
    out of sheer joy, I drank one normal can
    and five tall ones for a total of six.
[04:25] Awayuki
    That is why I'm now a NEET.
[04:27] Mashiro
    Lul.
SIGN    lul
SIGN    Don't you
    
    
    
    "lul" at me!
[04:29] Awayuki
    "Were you okay the next day?"
[04:32] Awayuki
    No way, dude.
[04:33] Awayuki
    I woke up, barfed my guts out,
    and then passed out again.
[04:37] Awayuki
    I thought I was gonna drown in my own puke.
[04:39] Mashiro
    That's honestly pretty scary, Shuwa-chan.
[04:42] Mashiro
    You said you were day-drinking today, too.
[04:45] Mashiro
    Maybe you should give your liver a break?
[04:48] Awayuki
    You might have a point.
[04:50] Mashiro
    I don't want you to make yourself sick.
[04:53] Mashiro
    Try to take one day each week
    as a liver rest day!
[04:58] Mashiro
    Okay?
[05:00] Awayuki
    But I gotta stream tomorrow too...
[05:02] Mashiro
    Trying to power through one stream a day, huh?
[05:05] Awayuki
    Look, it's hard filling the day
    when you're a NEET.
SIGN    Upload
    cover draft
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    New chara
    design meeting
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Shuwa-chan
    Live2D check!
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Cover deadline
[05:08] Mashiro
    Why not stream sober, then?
[05:12] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan's pretty fun and all,
    but I sorta miss the old Awa-chan.
[05:18] Awayuki
    Well shucks! If you say so,
    I guess I gotta do it!
SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?
[05:23] Mashiro
    Thank you!
[05:24] Mashiro
    Make sure you do regular sober streams, then.
[05:27] Awayuki
    'Kay!
SIGN    Got her right where she wants her lol
    supreme strategist
     Can't wait until she's level-headed
    Protecting her genmate from
    alcohol poisoning while making the
    godly streams more precious, nice
[05:28] Mashiro
    Heh. Just as planned.
SIGN    Got the pledge
     Got her to agree just like that
     Brilliant General Mashiro!
     Yes, return of the pure streams!
     Don't forget, okay?!
     Too easy?? lol
[05:31] Awayuki
    Huh? You say something?
[05:32] Mashiro
    Oh, nothing!
[05:36] Mashiro
    Okay, let's take our next Marshmallow.
[05:38] Awayuki
    'Kay!
[05:39] Mashiro
    "I worry about how you're always drunk lately.
    Are you okay? Want a StroZero?"
SIGN    I worry about how you're always drunk lately.
    Are you okay? Want a StroZero?
[05:45] Awayuki
    Yes, please!
[05:46] Mashiro
    No.
SIGN    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SIGN    Awesome comic timing lol
     I don't think she's okay
     So in sync!
     Mashiron's responses are too on point rofl
     Shot down lololololll
[05:51] Mashiro
    "What did you think of StroZero
    when you first tried it?"
[05:54] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[05:56] (Flashback) Awayuki
    That reeks!
[05:58] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Sniff, sniff...
[05:59] (Flashback) Awayuki
    It stinks of alcohol!
[06:00] Awayuki
    Something like that.
[06:02] Mashiro
    That's a surprise.
[06:03] Awayuki
    But when I ran into her
    the next day, I felt like...
[06:08] Awayuki
    I just couldn't take my eyes off her.
[06:11] Mashiro
    We're still talking about StroZero, right?
[06:15] Mashiro
    "Is StroZero truly your one and only?
    You haven't been cheating on her, have you?"
[06:19] Awayuki
    I'll admit to having a bit of a wandering eye.
[06:24] Awayuki
    And yet...
[06:26] Awayuki
    When the time comes to make the purchase,
[06:28] Awayuki
    it's her face that appears in my mind.
[06:32] Awayuki
    And I always end up reaching for the StroZero.
SIGN    So beautiful!
    What are you saying here
    THAT IS TRUE LOVE!
    Awa-chan's become a StroZero robot
    What the hell is going on in here
    PROFESSOR STROZERO... FORGIVE ME!
    This is love
    So long, StroZero dreams
    HER LOVE FOR STROZERO IS TRUE
    I don't wanna go to work!
    You won't get away with it this time
    LOVE?! (flustered)
    Must be watching from the skies above
[06:36] Mashiro
    I see. Your head is full of StroZero.
[06:41] Mashiro
    "How did you honestly feel when you
    forgot to turn off your stream?"
[06:46] Mashiro
    "I liked you both before and now."
[06:50] Mashiro
    "Now that you've come this far,
[06:51] Mashiro
    I hope you keep climbing
    to the top of the VTuber ranks!"
[06:55] Mashiro
    That's the comment. Isn't that really nice?
[06:58] Awayuki
    R-Right...
SIGN    How did you honestly feel when you forgot to turn off
    your stream? I liked you both before and now.
    Now that you've come this far, I hope you
    keep climbing to the top of the VTuber ranks!
[07:00] Mashiro
    What's wrong? You seem flustered.
[07:02] Mashiro
    That doesn't make you happy?
[07:03] Awayuki
    Well... Yeah, of course it did,
    which is why I put it in the queue.
[07:08] Awayuki
    It's just, I haven't gotten an earnestly
    positive comment like that in a while,
[07:12] Awayuki
    so I'm a little stuck for how to react.
[07:13] Mashiro
    Do you live in comedian mode 24/7?
    You didn't think up a response in advance?
[07:17] Awayuki
    I put it in the queue in a fit of sheer joy
    then went totally brain-empty.
[07:21] Mashiro
    Like a dog?
[07:23] Awayuki
    Well, it's just...
[07:25] Awayuki
    Ever since I forgot to end my stream,
[07:27] Awayuki
    90% of my Marshmallow messages
    have been about StroZero, y'know?
SIGN    Ah, sorry lol
SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me
SIGN    So real encouragement is as rare
    as a five-star Servant pull? rofl
SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me
SIGN    StroZero to Awa-chan
    is like spinach to P°peye,
    like garlic to W°rio! (fight me)
[07:32] Mashiro
    Look, you haven't actually
    answered the question.
[07:35] Mashiro
    How did you feel when you
    forgot to turn off your stream?
[07:38] Awayuki
    R-Right.
[07:39] Awayuki
    Well, if I had to compare it to something...
[07:43] Awayuki
    It felt kind of like realizing I'd overslept
    on the day of my high school entrance exams!
[07:46] Mashiro
    I see. A relatable nightmare.
SIGN    Upload cover draft
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    New chara
    design meeting
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Shuwa-chan
    Live2D check!
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Cover deadline
[07:49] Mashiro
    I hope I never have to go through that.
[07:53] Mashiro
    "What would you use as a StroZero mixer?
    Red ll? Moner?"
SIGN    What would you use as a StroZero mixer?
    Red °°ll? Mon°°er?
SIGN    A different flavor of StroZero
[07:57] Awayuki
    A different flavor of StroZero.
SIGN    What booze would you buy
    if money were no object?
[08:00] Mashiro
    "What booze would you buy
    if money were no object?"
SIGN    I'd buy StroZero
[08:02] Awayuki
    I'd buy StroZero.
[08:03] Mashiro
    "What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?"
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:07] Awayuki
    More StroZero.
SIGN    More StroZero
[08:08] Mashiro
    It's a StroZero sweep.
    Thank you for your questions.
SIGN    It's a StroZero sweep.
    Thank you for your questions.
[08:11] Awayuki
    I mean, if I'm honest,
    being a NEET and all that,
[08:14] Awayuki
    I'm way too broke to buy
    decent energy drinks or snacks.
[08:18] Awayuki
    And now I'm StroZero's girl, so even
    if I had money, I could never give her up!
SIGN    StroZero for life
SIGN    Thanks for the
    good times
SIGN    StroZero for life
SIGN    Thanks for the
    good times
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:23] Mashiro
    Well, it's getting pretty late.
    Should we call it quits?
[08:26] Awayuki
    Right-o!
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:28] Awayuki
    Now, the last Marshmallow to wrap us up is...
[08:31] Awayuki
    This one!
SIGN    Marshmallows
SIGN    Last
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!  STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
[08:34] Awayuki
    "StroZero! StroZero! StroZero!
    StroZero, ohhhhh, ohhhh!"
[08:40] Awayuki
    "StroZero! StroZero!
    StroZero! Huff! Huff! Huff!"
[08:44] Awayuki
    "You smell good, baby! Sniff, sniff, sniff!
    Oh, ohh, ohh! Sniff, sniff!"
[08:48] Awayuki
    "Oh, baby, I wanna sniff your
    silver can! Sniff, sniff, ohhh!"
[08:50] Awayuki
    "Whoops, not that! I wanna pet you!
    Pet you! Pet your can!"
[08:53] Awayuki
    "Scritchie scritch, pet pet! Squeeze, squeeze!"
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!  STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!  STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
[09:04] Awayuki
    "Hear my heart's call, StroZero!"
[09:06] Awayuki
    "Let all Japan's StroZeros hear my call!"
[09:10] Awayuki
    Gosh, that was fun!
[09:12] Mashiro
    Oh, Shuwa-chan. There's something
    I want to show you before ending the call.
[09:16] Mashiro
    Is that okay?
[09:16] Awayuki
    Oh? What is it?
[09:18] Awayuki
    H-Hey, is that...
[09:20] Mashiro
    What do you think? Pretty nice, huh?
[09:23] Mashiro
    I banged it out after your accidental stream.
[09:26] Awayuki
    A-Awesome!
[09:28] Awayuki
    And also... hot! It's freaking hot!
[09:31] Awayuki
    Shorts! Thighs! Silky smooth legs for days!
SIGN    I <3 StroZero
[09:34] Mashiro
    Right, right?!
[09:35] Mashiro
    A prim-and-proper girl letting it all
    hang loose is the hottest thing there is!
[09:40] Mashiro
    You set my artist's soul alight!
SIGN    I <3 StroZero
[09:58] Suzuki
    Your new model concept looks great!
[10:03] Awayuki
    I guess...
[10:04] Suzuki
    What? You don't like it?
[10:06] Suzuki
    I think it came out very charming!
[10:09] Awayuki
    Well, I suppose it's rather cute...
[10:12] Awayuki
    But I'm still not feeling great about this.
[10:14] Suzuki
    Have confidence!
[10:17] Suzuki
    You're the ace of your
    VTuber generation right now!
[10:20] Awayuki
    Do you really want your ace to be
    treading the line like that so often?
[10:25] Suzuki
    Live-On's policy is that anything goes,
    as long as the listeners like it.
SIGN    Channel Analytics
[10:30] Awayuki
    That's very open-minded of you.
[10:32] Suzuki
    That's how Live-On works!
[10:37] Awayuki
    Well... I guess.
[10:40] Awayuki
    And Mashiron did work hard on that design.
[10:45] Suzuki
    We're working on a Live2D rig for your
    new model now, so just wait a little longer.
[10:51] Awayuki
    Sure. Thanks a lot.
[10:53] Suzuki
    Well, on to the next topic.
[10:56] Suzuki
    We're planning a music video
    with all our current streamers.
[11:02] Awayuki
    A music video... with all of us?
[11:04] Awayuki
    Wait, you want me to sing?!
[11:07] Suzuki
    Of course we do!
[11:09] Suzuki
    Of course, if you don't feel
    comfortable singing...
[11:12] Suzuki
    We could put you in a hype-man role, opening
    StroZeros and giggling over the bridge!
[11:19] Awayuki
    I'll practice singing
    like my life depends on it!
[11:21] Suzuki
    Also, I won't be able to make it
    to our upcoming lunch,
[11:25] Suzuki
    so I'd like you to go with someone else.
[11:29] Suzuki
    The company will cover expenses,
    so no worries there.
[11:33] Awayuki
    Well, I appreciate that...
[11:35] Awayuki
    But who am I going with instead?
[11:44] Sei
    This is our first time
    meeting in person, right?
[11:46] Awayuki
    Y-Yes!
[11:49] Sei
    Hey. I'm Utsuki Sei.
[11:51] Sei
    Nice working with you today.
[11:54] Shion
    I'm Kaminari Shion!
    It's great to work with you!
SIGN    Bow
[11:58] Awayuki
    K-Kokorone Awayuki!
[12:00] Awayuki
    I-I'm very happy to work with you today!
[12:03] Sei
    Sorry for the last-minute invite.
[12:06] Sei
    I thought a lunch would be nice
    to discuss our upcoming collab.
[12:10] Awayuki
    R-Right!
[12:12] Shion
    No need to be nervous!
    We're the same age as you.
[12:16] Awayuki
    The same age?!
[12:18] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai, you're twenty?!
[12:20] Shion
    That's right.
[12:22] Shion
    So you really don't need to be formal with us.
[12:25] Shion
    After all, you've already
    proposed to us, right?
[12:30] Awayuki
    I-I'm really sorry about that...
[12:34] Shion
    Hey, that's just fine.
[12:35] Shion
    It was funny, and that's what matters.
[12:40] Awayuki
    Ah, is this the generous spirit of
    the woman known as Live-On's mommy?
[12:44] Staff
    Here you are.
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Recommended
SIGN     Wandered Into a Karaoke Parlor
    
[12:53] Awayuki
    Yo, yo, yo, yo!
[12:54] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan here!
[12:56] Awayuki
    I'm here with Sei-sama and
    Shion-senpai doing karaoke!
[13:00] Awayuki
    Hell yeah!
[13:02] Sei
    Hey, all. All you need is three fig leaves.
[13:05] Sei
    Your Sei-sama has arrived!
[13:07] Shion
    Miko-lo!
[13:08] Shion
    This is Shion, feeling extremely
    flustered because we just met up
[13:11] Shion
    to discuss our collab over a meal and
    ended up starting one completely unplanned!
[13:16] Awayuki
    Yeah! Boom-boom! Tatta-ta-ta!
[13:18] Awayuki
    This utterly preventable madness
    began with the menu at the restaurant.
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Recommended
[13:25] (Flashback) Sei
    Go on, Awayuki-kun. Drink up!
[13:28] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Why StroZero?
[13:30] (Flashback) Awayuki
    This definitely feels out of place!
[13:32] (Flashback) Awayuki
    And you really shouldn't mess
    with a menu like this!
[13:35] (Flashback) Sei
    It's fine. It'll come right off.
[13:39] (Flashback) Shion
    Sei-sama's parents run this restaurant, see?
SIGN    Yakiniku
[13:43] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Oh... I see.
[13:45] (Flashback) Awayuki
    But seriously, gimme a break, Sei-sama!
[13:49] (Flashback) Sei
    Sorry, sorry.
[13:51] (Flashback) Sei
    But...
[13:52] (Flashback) Sei
    The meat crackling away on the grill...
[13:55] (Flashback) Sei
    You just want to wash it down
    with a cold StroZero. Right?
[13:58] Awayuki
    Eep.
[14:01] Shion
    So we'll start by taking some Marshmallows
    and spend the second half singing. Thanks!
[14:08] Shion
    First question.
[14:09] Shion
    "Sei-sama, what kind of girl
    really turns you on?"
[14:13] Sei
    Good question.
[14:15] Sei
    I've got a pretty wide strike zone,
[14:17] Sei
    but I think my absolute favorite
    is hard-working girls
[14:20] Sei
    who always have your back in a crisis.
[14:23] Shion
    Oh, my!
[14:23] Shion
    I didn't expect you to have
    such a reasonable kink, Sei-sama.
[14:27] Awayuki
    Um, hang on.
[14:28] Awayuki
    Is it just me, or is she 
    describing you, Shion-senpai?
[14:32] Shion
    Eh?
[14:33] Sei
    Secret's out, I guess.
[14:35] Sei
    That's the great StroZero detective,
    Drunken Kogoro.
[14:38] Awayuki
    Who're you callin' Kogoro?
[14:39] Shion
    Wait, what?
[14:41] Shion
    What? Is that true, Sei-sama?
[14:44] Awayuki
    Woohoo!
SIGN    Did you hear that sound she made?! 
     They had a thing this whole time?!
     blushing rn
     Yeah that definitely sounded like a call-out lol 
     Did she just "woohoo" lol
SIGN    squee
     StroZero in a yuri sandwich, guilty
     Didn't StroZero here just propose to them both? 
     yeah, figured
     woohooooooo (just came)
[14:46] Awayuki
    F-Forgive my outburst.
[14:50] Awayuki
    I shall remove myself from this sacred
    yuri environment so as not to interfere.
[14:53] Shion
    Wh-Why are you acting genuinely sorry?
[14:57] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai.
[15:00] Awayuki
    Yuri should be done without interference—
    with perfect freedom.
[15:04] Awayuki
    It is the purest form of love.
[15:07] Sei
    You get it, Awayuki-kun.
[15:09] Sei
    Great minds think alike!
[15:11] Sei
    I said before that I love Shion-kun,
[15:14] Sei
    but I'm getting the hots for you too,
    in both personality and appearance.
[15:19] Awayuki
    You hear that, Shion-senpai?
[15:21] Awayuki
    Wanna hit up a three****?
[15:23] Shion
    Just because you toss it out there like
    "wanna hit up the afterparty?"
[15:26] Shion
    doesn't mean I'm going to!
[15:27] Shion
    I'm getting self-conscious,
    so let's just move on.
SIGN    Mommy Shion's cute
    when she's flustered
SIGN    Can Mommy Shion keep her purity
    between two passionate lesbians?!
SIGN    If that's the first question,
    Mommy Shion might die
    of exhaustion
SIGN    The strongest pair.
    The lewdest pair.
SIGN    To Mommy Shion. Good work herding all
    these crazy cats. I suspect you do this a lot,
    but what's the collab that left you most tired out?
    
    Please include some actual anecdotes.
    I'll also give you an antacid. °gives StroZero°
[15:35] Awayuki
    "To Mommy Shion.
    Good work herding all these crazy cats."
[15:39] Awayuki
    "I suspect you do this a lot, but what's
    the collab that left you most tired out?"
SIGN    <- Crazy Cat
SIGN    <- Crazy Cat
[15:45] Awayuki
    "Please include some actual anecdotes."
[15:49] Awayuki
    "I'll also give you an antacid."
[15:53] Shion
    Before the third-gen came along,
[15:56] Shion
    those huge group streams with the first-
    and second-genners were so exhausting...
SIGN    Cinematic Stinker Watch Party
SIGN    Why is the camera doing that?
    So many random cuts!
SIGN    Bizarro acting choices!!
SIGN    Nudity!!
[16:00] Sei
    Right, Nekoma-kun was commenting
    on these shit-tier movies,
[16:04] Sei
    when the kindred spirit first-genner,
    Hareru-kun, barged into the stream.
SIGN    The bon-dancing ghost lol
     That stream remains legendary!
     Weird title but it was actually greally great
     That takes me back
     Live-On's first-gen collabs were pure chaos
     I was totally wheezing
     Nekoma and Harerun were crazier than the movie
     Harerun is a pure force of chaos
[16:08] Awayuki
    Oh, I saw that one!
SIGN    Relieves symptoms of heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach
SIGN    (Liquid)
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Works fast on stomach pain
SIGN    Refreshing Lemon                 Dissolves fast!
    Goes down easy!
[16:11] Shion
    All that aside, StroZero is not an antacid!
[16:15] Awayuki
    But the lemon's actually pretty soothing.
[16:18] Shion
    Only for you, Shuwa-chan!
[16:20] Awayuki
    Even the second-genners
    are calling me Shuwa-chan now?
[16:24] Sei
    "I have a question for everyone."
[16:26] Sei
    "What's one thing you want to see Awa-chan
    and Shuwa-chan, respectively, do?"
[16:32] Shion
    Oh, what do you think, Sei-sama?
[16:35] Shion
    I'd love to see Shuwa-chan eat
    something delicious while she's drinking!
[16:40] Sei
    Let's see...
[16:42] Sei
    I'd like to see Awa-chan
    rewatch her entire accidental stream.
[16:47] Awayuki
    W-Well...
[16:49] Sei
    How about it?
[16:51] Awayuki
    W-Well, it's not like I'm
    totally against it or anything.
[16:55] Awayuki
    And since Sei-sama is asking, I...
[16:58] Awayuki
    I'll give it serious consideration.
SIGN    Huh? Feels like I've seen this before...
    Look at her blushing!
    Likes to break down those defenses, huh?
    Way too easy lol
    godly stream incoming
    But when? Tomorrow?
    gj sei-sama
    ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HEREEEE LOLLLLL
[17:02] Sei
    Really? I'm glad to hear it.
[17:05] Sei
    I'm taking that as a promise.
[17:07] Awayuki
    Right!
[17:08] Sei
    Well, here we go...
[17:11] Sei
    Ready to sing?!
[17:12] Both
    Yeah!
SIGN    SEI-SAMA IS SO HOT WHEN SHE SINGS
    SHE BRINGS THE AVERAGE UP TO ZERO
    
    SO FRICKING GOOD!
    
    sexy voice feels like a waste
    when she's not singing lol
    
    talk segment was wack but the singing rocks
SIGN    MUSIC TO MY EARS
     Being close to StroZero brings the average close to zero
     Sei-sama's "Ai no Te" still rocks
     HER VOICE IS SO SEXY
     Ai no Te!
     But why zero?
SIGN    IS THIS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL? I AM DED
     SO HEALING
     I wanna request a lullaby
     She's brought tears to my eyes...
     Wanna listen forever
     Like a big sister singing
     Her voice is so good, right?
SIGN    NOT A BIG SISTER, SHE IS MOM
     Such clarity and purity she pervades my whole body
     BIG AVE MARIA VIBES
     MOMMY SHION'S SINGING DOESN'T HIT YOU BUT THEN IT HITS YOU
     All you people on the battlefield... Can you hear my song?
SIGN    Never heard Shuwa-chan sing before 
     HEY SHE'S GOOD!
     It's a little off, maybe more practice
     She kinda reminds me of Hareru-chan
     Singing her brains out!!
SIGN    Can't wait for the chorus
    
    Can't believe she can sing like that
    with her StroZero chute
    
    SO POWERFUL
    Is it the same sober?!
     How about Ch°chi w° M°ge?
[17:30] Awayuki
    Mmm, so good!
SIGN    It's gotta be the StroZero
     Was that j°°°off karaoke?
     what was that last sound lol
     don't think that was in the lyrics!
     her true form!!
     I take back allllll my compliments
     yeesh...
     I don't think that was intentional, I think it was improv
     It was 100/100 until that, last one is 0 for StroZero
[17:33] Shion
    Wow! Shuwa-chan, you're a great singer!
[17:37] Sei
    We'll have to sing together now.
[17:41] Awayuki
    Behold the power of StroZero singing!
SIGN    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
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    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
SIGN    Karaoke
[17:47] Shion
    Wow, we sang so much!
[17:50] Awayuki
    Yeah, that was tons of fun!
[17:53] Sei
    Yeah, now we're in that
    post-fun-times clarity.
SIGN    No sober stream yet?
[18:02] Awayuki
    You'll get your sober stream! You will, but...
[18:06] Awayuki
    We haven't yet committed
    to a time and place for it.
SIGN    Can't wait. Thanks!
SIGN    Looking forward to it!
SIGN    No sober stream yet?
SIGN    Sorry sorry sorry so sorry!
[18:12] Sei
    Speaking of, have you met Hareru-kun?
[18:15] Sei
    I think she was at the agency.
[18:17] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai?
[18:18] Awayuki
    I don't think I saw her.
[18:21] Awayuki
    Um... What do you guys think of her?
[18:27] Shion
    She's, how to put it...
SIGN    1st Gen
[18:29] Shion
    She's like Live-On itself,
    for better or worse.
[18:33] Shion
    She's like the crystallization
    of everyone's ideas about Live-On.
[18:37] Sei
    She might be a little overwhelming at first.
[18:41] Sei
    Speaking of, Hareru-kun
    mentioned you today, Awayuki-kun.
[18:46] Sei
    She said she'd never seen anyone
    make such an impact before.
[18:51] Awayuki
    Really?!
[18:52] Sei
    Yeah.
[19:06] Awayuki
    That really was a lot of fun!
[19:10] Awayuki
    I never thought Hareru-senpai
    would ever say my name...
[19:14] Awayuki
    I'm so happy!
[19:18] Awayuki
    What a big difference from back then...
[19:21] Awayuki
    The company I joined right after
    high school was 100% exploitative.
[19:26] Awayuki
    I spent every day going to
    and from there dead-eyed.
[19:31] Awayuki
    And then... I happened upon
    the VTubers of Live-On.
[19:37] Awayuki
    I was immediately drawn to them,
    and while watching them day after day,
[19:41] Awayuki
    I gradually found hope for the future.
[19:46] Awayuki
    But...
[19:48] Awayuki
    My real life stayed just the same.
[20:00] Awayuki
    "A self-esteem lightweight like me
    could never do more."
[20:04] Awayuki
    And just as I was thinking that...
SIGN    Now Hiring for Third Generation!
    
    
    
    
    
    A place where you can shine
[20:09] Awayuki
    I honestly thought I didn't stand a chance.
[20:12] Awayuki
    But...
[20:14] Awayuki
    I was so nervous at the interview,
    I still don't remember exactly what I said.
[20:21] Awayuki
    But...
SIGN    Welcome Aboard
[20:25] Awayuki
    After that, I quit my job
    and started working as a VTuber...
[20:32] Awayuki
    But I couldn't match up
    to the originals I loved.
[20:35] Awayuki
    I completely failed to shine.
SIGN    Maybe add one more liver rest day lol
[20:45] Awayuki
    Okay, I made a promise to Mashiron!
[20:48] Awayuki
    Tomorrow, I'm doing a sober, pure stream!
    I'll work hard!
[20:58] Awayuki
    Good evening, everyone.
[20:59] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
SIGN    I'm waiting with StroZero in hand!  Hey, who's this?  oh right she says this lol totally forgot lololol  huh?  Thought this was the StroZero demon's stream guess I misclicked  seems kinda pure
[21:04] Awayuki
    First, allow me to apologize deeply
    for failing to stream for so long.
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
[21:11] Awayuki
    Due to the lack of light snowfall,
    I was unable to appear before you.
[21:17] Awayuki
    Now, I was thinking of playing a game!
[21:22] Awayuki
    I'm going to play this one!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[21:24] Awayuki
    Getting Over It.
[21:26] Awayuki
    Nekoma-senpai recommended it.
SIGN    Yikes
    
    lolololololol
     First-timer here,
    looking forward to it
    
    Awww... 
    lol lmao
    
    What, were doing this now?
    
    What kind of game is it?
    
    for real? Nekoma's killer pass
    is formidable
    
    anti-climactic
[21:33] Awayuki
    Well, let's begin.
[21:36] Awayuki
    All right!
SIGN    ...currently watching    Stream started 4 hours ago
[21:41] Awayuki
    Hang in there, you geezer!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[21:42] Awayuki
    Don't fall!
[21:44] Awayuki
    Hey!
SIGN    She's not pure and she's not Shuwa-chan,
    but I'm impressed she's holding off
    on StroZero like Mashiron asked
SIGN    
    I recommended it because
    it's a quirky game, not a shitty game!
SIGN    Gotta whip the mouse a little more!
SIGN    Agreed
[21:52] Awayuki
    Mother******* piece of ****!
SIGN    Welp, there goes my hearing deaf now Can't hear Hmm? RIP my ears all silence static
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
SIGN    Can't hear anything
    Did the mic break?
    I think it was the mic?
    Eh?
    Just dead air
    Did I really go deaf?
     Return... my eardrums... to me...
    Yikes
    Awa-chan?
    The stream where the audio
    was as surreal as the visuals