VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream Yuki Tanaka is a VTuber at Live-On, one of Japan’s largest VTuber companies, as the polite and ladylike Awayuki Kokorone. One day, she forgets to end the stream, and viewers see her real personality—irreverent, improper, and prone to imbibing after a long day. Yuki is surprised to find that her accident caused her rankings to multiply, so she doubles down and gets to work. She’ll be a star yet! Season 1 E1 - Episode 1 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:30] Awayuki     Testing. Testing. Well? [00:33] Awayuki     Is my current audio balance acceptable? SIGN    Sounds great to me! [00:37] Awayuki     Well, then, everyone. [00:39] Awayuki     Good evening to you all. [00:41] Awayuki     Isn't this another lovely     night of light snowfall? [00:44] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:16] Awayuki     Oh, here's a lovely comment from our chat. [02:20] Awayuki     "Don't you get tired from streaming every day?" [02:23] Awayuki     Oh, no, not at all. [02:25] Awayuki     I fear I'm rather deficient in most qualities, [02:28] Awayuki     so perseverance is the one thing     I must strive for. [02:32] Awayuki     Well, I suppose it's time to end the stream. [02:35] Awayuki     Thank you once more for your kind attention. [02:39] Awayuki     Let's meet again when the light snow falls. SIGN    Later!          Man, she works so hard          I wish it'd pay off with monetization          Truth [02:49] Awayuki     Eh? [02:50] Awayuki     It's locked up. [02:52] Awayuki     What's with you, computer? [02:54] Awayuki     There, got it closed. SIGN    This is what she sounds like off-stream, huh?          Yeah, I like her natural voice, too          Post-credits scene, awesome [02:56] Awayuki     Thank goodness. Though... SIGN    Wait, this is... [02:59] Awayuki     Yeesh, viewer numbers still in the pits. [03:01] Awayuki     It's like I'm still lacking that oomph... SIGN    Did she forget to sign off? [03:50] Awayuki     For one of these babies, I'd slave away     for piss wages in the underground empire! [03:56] Awayuki     Well, Kaji-kun drank beer, though.     I dunno about StroZero. [04:07] Awayuki     That's the stuff, baby! [04:10] Awayuki     And now... [04:16] Awayuki     You gotta love the sound     of crackin' open a tall one! [04:26] Awayuki     Hell yeah! [04:28] Awayuki     Let's see what my genmates are up to. [04:31] Hikari     Sparkly-lo, all! [04:33] Hikari     The festival lights bring a real hullaballoo! [04:35] Hikari     I'm Matsuriya Hikari! [04:37] Hikari     Tonight, I'll be resuming yesterday's     Sausage Legend stream! [04:40] Hikari     SSL for short! [04:42] Awayuki     Sparkly-lo! SIGN    Hikari-chan's so cute!          Sparkly-lo!          I feel a hullaballoo!          Sausage??          wtf          so excited [04:44] Hikari     If it's your first time,     thanks for dropping in! [04:46] Hikari     This is a game where sausages stand firm*     in a steamy-hot battle for dominance! [04:51] Hikari     I tried it for the first time yesterday,     and it was so fun, I just couldn't stop! [04:52] Awayuki     Hikari-chan's such a good girl. I love her! SIGN    wtf      lololol      that's ssl lol      gtfo      she's playing that??      my love to the developers      What is she thinking?      This is next-level      SSL lol      Hikari-chan no!!      Towering rn     Don't ruin it lol      Hey!      Who told her about this      srsly??? [04:55] Hikari     Hey, no worries, guys! [04:57] Hikari     Believe in the power of Hikari! [04:59] Hikari     I'm gonna be honest, I was playing in my     own time and got a really strong pull! SIGN    Reinforced               8000 Coin [05:03] Hikari     I think I'll use it today! SIGN    Big, hard, resilient... that's the only "sundae sausage" for Matsuriya Hikari! SIGN    Too big...      The hell lol?      Yep, that's a sausage lol...      Dunno if the tip is right lol      Sundae sausage!      It's black...      lol [05:08] Hikari     Seriously, it's no problem! [05:09] Hikari     It's super-strong, I promise! [05:12] Hikari     I looked it up, and I found out     it's a blood sausage! [05:14] Awayuki     Man, look at all those comments! [05:17] Awayuki     I wuv you! [05:18] Awayuki     Too pure for this world! [05:19] Awayuki     I'm gonna get pregnant off this! SIGN    There's a baby on the screen [05:24] Awayuki     Yeah! I'm gonna be your ! [05:27] Hikari     Okay, now I need to find a partner! [05:31] Awayuki*     Sheesh, this ain't good, man. [05:31] Hikari     Let's make the room password, hmm... [05:33] Awayuki     I just can't quit you, StroZero. [05:34] Hikari     How about 5556? [05:36] Awayuki     I seriously can't quit     with this StroZero stuff! [05:39] Hikari     Hey, I got a match! [05:41] Hikari     Um... SIGN    Match Partner Found SIGN    SAGA°°ManMilkMaestro [05:42] Hikari     Oh... ManMilkMaestro-san, huh? [05:47] Hikari     Let's have a fight! [05:50] Hikari     You darn sausage! [05:52] Hikari     Don't underestimate Hikari! [05:56] Hikari     Hooray! I won! [05:59] Hikari     I think I'm getting a little better     at this, aren't I? [06:02] Hikari     Now, next person... SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster [06:04] Hikari     Is that... Court... J**z-ster? [06:07] Hikari     Gosh, I hope I can beat you... [06:11] Awayuki     "Court Jzster" is freaking hilarious! [06:13] Hikari**     Let's give it our best. [06:15] Hikari     Oh, a banana! I've never seen one of those! SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster SIGN     Bloody sausage dance fight SIGN    So much for the game title     lololol SIGN    It's phallic! It counts! [06:21] Hikari     The gauge builds up, okay? SIGN    So much for the sausage concept SIGN    Since when is banana a sausage? [06:23] Hikari     You can't rush it! SIGN    Banana stronk [06:24] Hikari     Now, take careful aim... SIGN    Fight harder, banana! SIGN    The name and skin     both seem off SIGN    You saved up     for this day huh SIGN    You saved up     for this day huh SIGN    Harsh lololol [06:26] Hikari     Yeah, get 'em! SIGN    Go for it [06:27] Hikari     Almost got 'em! Yeah, go! [06:29] Hikari     C'mon, c'mon, c'mon! [06:31] Hikari     Oh, yes, sweet release! [06:36] Awayuki     Shit! I'm gning out here! [06:38] Awayuki**     Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy! [06:39] Awayuki     But I'm gning to your stream! [06:42] Awayuki**     I'm g**ning to your stream! [06:47] Hikari     Gosh, that was fun! [06:49] Hikari     Well, let's meet again at the next festival! [06:52] Hikari     Bye-bye! [06:53] Awayuki     Bye-bye, Hikari-chan! Bye-bye! [06:58] Awayuki     Man, Hikari-chan runs     the best friggin' streams. [07:01] Awayuki     Hikari-chan's awesome.     You can see why she's so popular. [07:05] Awayuki     Who wouldn't love her? [07:07] Awayuki     Compared to her, I... [07:16] Awayuki     Man... [07:18] Awayuki     If I don't course-correct soon,     I'm gonna wind up broke. [07:22] Awayuki     Not to mention the depression... [07:25] Awayuki     Still, it's late, so let's check out     Chami-chan's stream and sleep. [07:35] Chami     Good evening, friends. [07:37] Chami     Yanagase Chami-oneesan is here     to bring you to the heights of rejuvenation. [07:44] Chami     First... Ah, is the volume just right? [07:49] Chami     Here's the left side. [07:52] Chami     Here's the right side. [07:54] Chami     Right. That's the right side. [07:57] Awayuki     Aw, hell. [07:59] Awayuki     This stream's almost as addictive     as the StroZero... [08:04] Chami     Must be good, huh? [08:07] Chami     Today... I think I'll use a wooden ear pick. [08:12] Chami     I tried out all kinds of things to     learn more about ear cleaning... [08:20] Chami     But in the end, I feel like I should     go back to the classic wooden kind. [08:28] Chami     Oh, I suppose.     I don't know about these things. [08:32] Chami     Most of the time, you just     need one ear pick, don't you? [08:37] Chami     Well, then, why don't we get started? [08:40] Chami     Starting from the right... [08:44] Chami     Lightly now... Brush, brush... [08:49] Chami     How's that? Feel nice? [08:51] Awayuki     Feeshniche... [08:55] Chami     And once that's nice and clean, [08:57] Chami     how about we eat together? [09:01] Chami     Today, I made deep-fried     lotus root sandwiches. [09:06] Chami     You know how it leaks out if you don't     get the filling just right, don't you? [09:10] Chami     Oh? [09:12] Awayuki     Leaks out... [09:15] Chami     Hush. [09:15] Chami     Wait, I just saw a great, big lump. [09:21] Chami     I'll go in nice and careful, okay? [09:24] Chami     It's very deep in, so tell me if it hurts... [09:31] Awayuki     So good... [09:34] Awayuki     Too good... SIGN    Trending                    #ForgotToEndStream          #VTuber          #StroZero          #Purity          #MaskOff SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming SIGN    currently watching SIGN    Manager Suzuki                                   Calling [10:21] Awayuki     So hot... [10:25] Awayuki     Gonna barf... Need water... [10:33] Awayuki     Manager Suzuki? [10:36] Awayuki     Hello? [10:37] Suzuki     A-Awayuki-san! [10:39] Suzuki     Thank goodness! You finally answered! [10:42] Awayuki     Um, so what— [10:44] Suzuki     K-Keep quiet! [10:45] Suzuki     I don't want your private info getting out, [10:48] Suzuki     so try to say as little     as possible from now on. [10:52] Suzuki     And try to stay as calm as possible     after what I'm about to tell you. [10:59] Suzuki     Are you ready? [11:00] Suzuki     You're going to stay calm, aren't you? [11:03] Suzuki     Turn off your stream. [11:05] Suzuki     Turn off your stream. [11:08] Suzuki     Turn off your stream. SIGN    Guh?! SIGN    Guh?! SIGN    Crazy          So different from her usual streams lol          Wanna make clips but not sure where to start          Awa-chan's awake, gonna go sleep          Thanks for the stream to sleep to          Is StroZero good?          Waiting for tonight's stream!          Bet management's freaking out SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming SIGN    Viewers [11:19] Awayuki     What in the blue hell?! SIGN    Great stream to sleep to SIGN    So many new watchers SIGN    Great stream to sleep to SIGN    She's up at last rofl SIGN    Where's my pure Awayuki-chan? SIGN    #1 trending lol [11:30] Awayuki     Number one trending?! SIGN    #ForgotToEndStream     #WakeUpAwayuki [11:33] Suzuki     You did great, Awayuki-san. [11:36] Suzuki     Ever since your interview, I knew it was     only a matter of time until you blew up, [11:41] Suzuki     but I never expected you'd     forget to end your stream. [11:44] Suzuki     I just knew you'd find that unexpected angle! [11:47] Suzuki     I'm going to keep doing all I can     to support you, okay? [11:51] Awayuki     N-No way. [11:53] Awayuki     It's all too much... [11:59] Awayuki     I'm gonna freaking hurl. SIGN    The livestream has ended SIGN    Manager Suzuki [12:09] Awayuki     I truly cannot apologize enough! [12:13] Suzuki     Well, it's true that I'd rather you ended     your streams properly from now on, [12:17] Suzuki     but the drinking is totally fine. [12:21] Awayuki     You do realize what I did, don't you? [12:23] Awayuki     This is way beyond just betraying     my image. It's a scandal! [12:26] Awayuki     It's like Gandhi turning into some     bloodthirsty, street-fighting kingpin! [12:32] Suzuki     Actually, this is fully within the     expectations the company had for you. [12:38] Suzuki     During your initial third-gen interview,     you were even more unhinged. [12:44] Suzuki     Don't you remember? [12:46] Awayuki     What? [12:47] Awayuki     What are you talking about? [12:48] Awayuki     Did I screw up royally     in my interview or something? [12:50] Suzuki     What? You don't remember? [12:53] Suzuki     You made such an impact then, [12:55] Suzuki     it always felt a bit strange     to see you acting calm and rational... [12:59] Awayuki     But my interview was three months ago! [13:02] Suzuki     Exactly! [13:03] Suzuki     I actually assumed you were     playing the pure character [13:05] Suzuki     to set up a bigger reveal down the road. [13:07] Awayuki     I wasn't! [13:08] Suzuki     But I always saw you as a chaotic force,     like Hama Yujiro! [13:14] Awayuki     C'mon, not even I could chug     Scotch like he does... [13:17] Awayuki     No, hang on, here! [13:19] Awayuki     If you knew I was so unstable,     why'd you hire me? [13:23] Suzuki     Well, it really wasn't an easy decision. [13:26] Suzuki     But at Live-On, we choose our streamers     based on how much they "shine." [13:30] Suzuki     And we thought you fit the bill! [13:34] Awayuki     I don't feel very shiny.     More like sewer water in a ditch. [13:39] Suzuki     No, you absolutely shine! [13:42] Suzuki     The character Kokorone Awayuki     is now the center of attention! SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki-chan's accidental stream was hilarious.     Loved it. #ForgotToEndStream               Gotta love the new Awa-chan #ForgotToEndStream               Can't wait to see what Awayuki-chan     does next #ForgotToEndStream [13:45] Suzuki     Certainly, there are some critical comments*     based on the suddenness of the change, [13:50] Suzuki     but it hasn't turned into full-on harassment. [13:53] Awayuki     True... [13:54] Suzuki     That means lots of people are interested     in at least one side of you [14:01] Suzuki     and find it appealing! [14:07] Awayuki     You... think they do? [14:10] Suzuki     They wouldn't be waiting for     your next stream if they didn't! [14:14] Suzuki     We'll have to organize your schedule for     a while and keep things nice and regulated, [14:20] Suzuki     but for now, let's ride that wave! [14:23] Awayuki     Suzuki-san... [14:25] Suzuki     I mean... it's not like you can put     the genie back in the bottle, right? [14:31] Suzuki     If you try to return     to your earlier pure image, [14:33] Suzuki     it's going to feel completely unnatural. SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that     might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream [14:41] Awayuki     She's right. SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent     on its own #ForgotToEndStream [14:44] Awayuki     There's definitely a lot of mockery, SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with     the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off     pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream [14:47] Awayuki     but nothing really vile... SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol     Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream [14:57] Awayuki     H-Hikari-chan? SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari SIGN    Calling [15:01] Awayuki     Right... I can't just not answer, can I? [15:04] Awayuki     H-Hello? [15:07] Hikari     Awayuki-chan, morning! [15:09] Hikari     And congrats! You're totally viral! [15:12] Hikari     You're #1 on trending! [15:14] Hikari     I never knew you were such a fun person! [15:18] Hikari     I got so wrapped up in your uninhibited spirit! [15:24] Hikari     Oh, but hey. There was     one thing I was wondering. [15:28] Awayuki     Yeah? Wh-What's that? [15:30] Hikari     I watched some video clips     of your stream, and... [15:33] Awayuki     Right, right. [15:34] Awayuki     Yeah, of course that'd get clipped... [15:37] Hikari     I got curious about that     "g**ning" thing you said, [15:41] Hikari     so I asked my manager about it! [15:43] Hikari     And then... [15:44] Hikari     She said it means you     find me super-duper cute! [15:49] Hikari     Gosh, it just makes me blush! [15:53] Hikari     Let's do another collab sometime! [15:55] Hikari     Bye-bye! [15:57] Awayuki     B-Bye-bye... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    I think we can go with the     collab we discussed before                         I was really worried. Are you okay?                                   Really? Great!                         Honestly, Awayuki-chan,     not sure if I should say this...     but you were hilarious lol SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL                         Yeah ^^;     They weren't mad, somehow                         Thanks for worrying! [16:21] Awayuki     Everyone from Live-On is so nice. [16:29] Awayuki     The real me, huh? [16:36] Awayuki     I hid it for so long     and kept everyone at arm's length. [16:44] Awayuki     I made my debut three months ago. [16:46] Awayuki     When I first started as a VTuber, I thought     I'd stream a whole lot and get popular [16:51] Awayuki     and eventually get monetized,     and my life would be a woo-hoo party. [16:57] Awayuki     But I struggled to grow my channel. [16:59] Awayuki     My subscriber count and concurrent viewers     are under half my genmates'. [17:15] Awayuki     Two weeks left in the month. [17:19] Awayuki     But... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    I think we can go with the     collab we discussed before                         I was really worried. Are you okay?                                   Really? Great!                         Honestly, Awayuki-chan,     not sure if I should say this...     but you were hilarious lol SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL                         Yeah ^^;     They weren't mad, somehow                         Thanks for worrying! SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that     might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent     on its own #ForgotToEndStream SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with     the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off     pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol     Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream [17:28] Awayuki     I feel like, now... [17:31] Awayuki     Maybe it's okay to embrace my freedom! SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Streaming now! SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki ch.     Livestream has started [17:49] Awayuki     Hell, yeah! [17:51] Awayuki     It's stream time, baby! SIGN    It's her! SIGN    Who's this? [18:02] Awayuki     Ah, ecstasy on par with that third StroZero! [18:12] Awayuki     Seriously, y'all, my bad about that. SIGN    I'll never accidentally leave my stream on again! I'm totally sorry, guys! [18:15] Awayuki     I'll never accidentally leave my stream     on again! I'm totally sorry, guys! SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking? SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking? [18:22] Awayuki     What, you don't think I'm being sincere? [18:24] Awayuki     Look, I was gonna stop the drinking too, [18:28] Awayuki     but apparently management's     not mad about that part, [18:30] Awayuki     so I figured, screw it! SIGN    Hang on, are you     already drunk? [18:32] Awayuki     Huh? Hell yeah, I am! SIGN    I'm talking!!!!! SIGN    I'm talking!!!!! [18:34] Awayuki     I've already chugged my first can. [18:36] Awayuki     You expect a self-esteem lightweight like me SIGN    I'm talking!!!!! SIGN    currently watching [18:40] Awayuki     to talk sober in front of a crowd like this? [18:43] Awayuki     Here comes another tall one! SIGN    Don't open another can lololol SIGN    Give back my pure Awayuki-chan! SIGN    Lightweight (pure) SIGN    Strong (confirmed) [18:49] Awayuki     Huh? I am pure! [18:51] Awayuki     Look at this demeanor! It's ladylike as hell! SIGN    You think you're pure, you StroZero addict? SIGN    I can smell your breath from here!! SIGN    Glad I'm not in the room with this StroZero-humper [18:59] Awayuki     This is fun. [19:01] Awayuki     Thanks, StroZero. [19:03] Awayuki     You give me not just relief but fun as well. [19:09] Awayuki     I've made up my mind. [19:10] Awayuki     I'm gonna marry StroZero. SIGN    How do you explain saying you were g°°ning     to Hikari-chan? [19:18] Awayuki     Explain? [19:19] Awayuki     Girls who innocently say     dirty things is my kink, okay? [19:21] Awayuki     It'd be an insult not to r°b one out. [19:24] Awayuki     In fact, when attracted to a woman,     rbbing one out is the way to go! [19:29] Awayuki     Women prefer guys who are honest and direct! SIGN    This girl just has no filter [19:33] Awayuki     Hey, I totally got a filter! [19:35] Awayuki     It's just broken, is all. SIGN    When I meet you, I'm gonna r°b one out     while I ask you out! [19:37] Awayuki     Like hell! I'll call the cops! [19:43] Awayuki     Love that sound! [19:45] Awayuki     Man, this is fun. [19:49] Awayuki     I never knew talking to people*     could be this much fun. SIGN    Sei-sama!      Sei-sama!!!!!!      Huh?!      It's Sei-sama!      Sei-sama!     Second-genners are here!      Eh?!     Police! SIGN    Sei-sama~      Hey, hey, hey, hey!      Is this... SIGN    Sei-sama!      Sei-sama!!!!!!      Huh?! [19:59] Awayuki     Sei-senpai?! SIGN    My lucky day?? SIGN         I sensed a kindred spirit and came running.      Don't forget to end your stream this time! SIGN          I knew you were a real Live-On Girl... [20:03] Awayuki     And Shion-senpai?! [20:07] Awayuki     Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai... [20:11] Awayuki     I've always loved you guys! [20:13] Awayuki     Please marry me so we can have sx! SIGN    What'd she say?      back that up lol      What is even going on      marry you for what?!      It's a requirement lol      Come on     Is this stream okay?      Hell no      Didn't you propose earlier?      What kind of proposal is that? [20:19] Awayuki     What do you expect? My ultra-fave     streamers just showed up right here! SIGN    You're completely insane... SIGN    A pure girl can't say s°x SIGN    She threw away her impassioned proposal to StroZero within minutes... SIGN    Actually, her words suggest that she     hasn't already had premarital sex!     Is that not true purity?! [20:24] Awayuki     These are the people who keep me alive. SIGN    She's pure after all! [20:26] Awayuki     Of course I'm gonna ask 'em for sx. [20:28] Awayuki     Every one of you guys is so rude. [20:31] Awayuki     I'm just putting into practice my belief     that women like honesty and directness. SIGN    BLUSH SIGN    SHE AGREED          SEI-SAMA'S EYES BECAME HEARTS          DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS          IT ACTUALLY WORKED ON SEI-SAMA          ARE YOU KIDDING, I'M GONNA PROPOSE     TO THE GIRL I LIKE FOR S°X          Hey, police? WE'VE GOT PERMISSION?!          NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW          HEY LIVE-ON          That's our Sei-sama! SIGN    I think it's weirder that she didn't freak out          Mama Shion's freaking out          Fallen?          It really is Sei-sama!!          Mama Shion looks like she's gonna cry          IT WORKED YOU GUYS          SHE KEEPS DOING IT LOL           What is going on here          The brakes aren't working! What now?!          Hope you don't get arrested! Good luck, pal! [20:50] Awayuki     This is the power of Awayuki. [20:52] Awayuki     Time to play that UC song! SIGN    BTW, Awayuki-kun, mind if     I ask you something? [20:57] Awayuki     Yes? What is it, Sei-sa— [21:00] Awayuki     S-Sei-senpai? SIGN    Oh, you can call me Sei-sama if you want. [21:06] Awayuki     You mean it? I'd be honored! [21:09] Awayuki     I honestly couldn't bring up     the courage before. [21:13] Awayuki     Sei-sama! [21:14] Awayuki     Sei-sama... [21:16] Awayuki     Sei-sama! [21:18] Awayuki     Now, Sei-sama, what is it you ask of me? [21:21] Awayuki     My measurements? My nous zones? [21:25] Awayuki     I'll tell you anything you ask, Sei-sama! SIGN    Back to the subject, my question was... SIGN    What's your favorite lesbian porn scenario? [21:32] Awayuki*     I love it when one actress clearly     doesn't like doing same-sex things. SIGN    Great, let's collab sometime. Stock up on that StroZero. [21:41] Awayuki     Yes, Your Majesty. SIGN     I-I'll be there to moderate, too! [21:51] Awayuki     Wh-What bliss! [21:53] Awayuki     A dream... Am I dreaming? [21:56] Awayuki     No, this is no dream! [21:59] Awayuki     And I owe it all to StroZero! [22:05] Awayuki     So, you guys... [22:07] Awayuki     Let's all stan StroZero! E2 - Episode 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?! SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?! SIGN    Ring [00:08] Awayuki     Wh-Why did I say those stupid things?! SIGN    Please marry me so we can have s°x! [00:13] Awayuki     Help me! Someone release me     from this humiliation! [00:22] Awayuki     This is an infernal temptation, [00:23] Awayuki     almost assured to lead me     to a new cringe phase in life. [00:29] Awayuki     But it's also a pretty clear path to freedom     from where I am right now. [00:35] Awayuki     And... I hear that person calling to me... [00:40] Awayuki     My beloved! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream SIGN     Snacking on Marshmallows and chatting     with my genmate [02:15] Awayuki     Hell yeah! It's time for a guerrilla collab! SIGN    Pshah!      Pshah!      Krkshah!      Kwoosh      It's time!! lol      Pshah!     Opening our cans together lol     Guerrilla collab?!     Take a drink when stream starts lol      Yes!!!      We've all been waiting for this     StroZero sales thru the roof every stream     It's like a drinking party     Who's it gonna be??     woooow (flustered) [02:20] Awayuki     Hey! Drink up, y'all! SIGN    This always blows away my expectations [02:23] Awayuki     I've actually been day-drinking,     so I'm a little toasted already. SIGN    I heard this lady proposed to an     inorganic object and another lady SIGN    Ah, this is true diversity (j/k) SIGN    The laws of purity are in chaos! [02:29] Awayuki     Okay, now that we're all fired up... SIGN    Okay, later SIGN    Are you all ready? [02:31] Awayuki     Let's reveal my collab partner! SIGN    Ready anytime! [02:34] Awayuki     Today we have with us... [02:36] Awayuki     Mashiron! [02:38] Mashiro     Mashi-lo, everyone. [02:40] Mashiro     I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron. [02:42] Mashiro     I just dropped by to stream     with my dear child, Awa-chan, [02:46] Mashiro     but all I found was this can of StroZero,     so I can't hide my confusion. SIGN    treating her own child like StroZero lmfao SIGN    Hey, Mashiron!     Your kid broke bad     and she's choking     all of Japan with     laughter     Do something! [02:53] Awayuki     Nice, nice. SIGN    It's nice to see genmates getting along      blissing out rn      So Mashiron's your mom?      Wanna donate lol      This is mommy??? [02:54] Awayuki     Hey, here's a sweet summer child. [02:56] Awayuki     I call Mashiron my mom because she's     the illustrator who designed Kokorone Awayuki! SIGN    Pair of cuties          So Mashiron's stuck with     Awayuki when she's wasted          A godly artist walks among us          Unexpected but awesome collab lol          Thank you for giving birth to Awa-chan! [03:04] Both     Yep! [03:06] Awayuki     Now, I'd like to use Mashiron to release     a whole lot of pent-up feelings! [03:12] Mashiro     Now I'm being treated as a plaything     by my genmate. I can't hide my shock. [03:16] Mashiro     In fact, I may be in danger. SIGN    Mashiron, is this your first time seeing her in StroZero Mode? SIGN    Alcohol -> Hitting on her senpais,     then her genmate,     just love the one you're with huh lol          So random but intense lol          No hesitation with the genmate     she collabed with so many times     while playing pure          Every line a new roflcopter,     we have a whole air force now [03:22] Mashiro     That's right. I'm kind of impressed     by how long she hid it, actually. [03:26] Awayuki     Well, today's a special case. [03:28] Awayuki     Normally, I wouldn't drink until late     at night, after my stream. [03:31] Awayuki     You were probably asleep by then. [03:34] Mashiro     I see! [03:35] Mashiro     Still, seeing it in person...     It's way more intense than I expected. [03:40] Mashiro     You feel less like Awa-chan     and more like Shuwa-chan. [03:44] Awayuki     Shuwa-chan? [03:45] Mashiro     "Shuwa-shuwa," like the fizziness of StroZero. [03:48] Mashiro     I know. [03:49] Mashiro     From now on, when you're in this mode,     I'll call you Shuwa-chan. [03:53] Awayuki     I feel kinda like I've heard this before... [03:56] Awayuki     But it's cute, so whatevs! [03:58] Awayuki     Okay, that's enough buildup. [04:00] Awayuki     Let's respond to some Marshmallows! [04:03] Mashiro     Yeah! [04:04] Awayuki     Question number one! SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros     you've drunk in one occasion? [04:05] Mashiro     "What's the max number of StroZeros     you've drunk in one occasion?" [04:09] Awayuki     Let's see... [04:10] Awayuki     I'm kind of a lightweight, so normally     I can't drink more than three a night, [04:16] Awayuki     but after I quit that piece-of-shit     abusive workplace I was at, SIGN    Letter of Resignation [04:19] Awayuki     out of sheer joy, I drank one normal can     and five tall ones for a total of six. [04:25] Awayuki     That is why I'm now a NEET. [04:27] Mashiro     Lul. SIGN    lul SIGN    Don't you                    "lul" at me! [04:29] Awayuki     "Were you okay the next day?" [04:32] Awayuki     No way, dude. [04:33] Awayuki     I woke up, barfed my guts out,     and then passed out again. [04:37] Awayuki     I thought I was gonna drown in my own puke. [04:39] Mashiro     That's honestly pretty scary, Shuwa-chan. [04:42] Mashiro     You said you were day-drinking today, too. [04:45] Mashiro     Maybe you should give your liver a break? [04:48] Awayuki     You might have a point. [04:50] Mashiro     I don't want you to make yourself sick. [04:53] Mashiro     Try to take one day each week     as a liver rest day! [04:58] Mashiro     Okay? [05:00] Awayuki     But I gotta stream tomorrow too... [05:02] Mashiro     Trying to power through one stream a day, huh? [05:05] Awayuki     Look, it's hard filling the day     when you're a NEET. SIGN    Upload     cover draft SIGN    Stream SIGN    Stream SIGN    New chara     design meeting SIGN    Stream SIGN    Shuwa-chan     Live2D check! SIGN    Stream SIGN    Stream SIGN    Stream SIGN    Cover deadline [05:08] Mashiro     Why not stream sober, then? [05:12] Mashiro     Shuwa-chan's pretty fun and all,     but I sorta miss the old Awa-chan. [05:18] Awayuki     Well shucks! If you say so,     I guess I gotta do it! SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros     you've drunk in one occasion? [05:23] Mashiro     Thank you! [05:24] Mashiro     Make sure you do regular sober streams, then. [05:27] Awayuki     'Kay! SIGN    Got her right where she wants her lol     supreme strategist      Can't wait until she's level-headed     Protecting her genmate from     alcohol poisoning while making the     godly streams more precious, nice [05:28] Mashiro     Heh. Just as planned. SIGN    Got the pledge      Got her to agree just like that      Brilliant General Mashiro!      Yes, return of the pure streams!      Don't forget, okay?!      Too easy?? lol [05:31] Awayuki     Huh? You say something? [05:32] Mashiro     Oh, nothing! [05:36] Mashiro     Okay, let's take our next Marshmallow. [05:38] Awayuki     'Kay! [05:39] Mashiro     "I worry about how you're always drunk lately.     Are you okay? Want a StroZero?" SIGN    I worry about how you're always drunk lately.     Are you okay? Want a StroZero? [05:45] Awayuki     Yes, please! [05:46] Mashiro     No. SIGN    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww SIGN    Awesome comic timing lol      I don't think she's okay      So in sync!      Mashiron's responses are too on point rofl      Shot down lololololll [05:51] Mashiro     "What did you think of StroZero     when you first tried it?" [05:54] Awayuki     Let's see... [05:56] (Flashback) Awayuki     That reeks! [05:58] (Flashback) Awayuki     Sniff, sniff... [05:59] (Flashback) Awayuki     It stinks of alcohol! [06:00] Awayuki     Something like that. [06:02] Mashiro     That's a surprise. [06:03] Awayuki     But when I ran into her     the next day, I felt like... [06:08] Awayuki     I just couldn't take my eyes off her. [06:11] Mashiro     We're still talking about StroZero, right? [06:15] Mashiro     "Is StroZero truly your one and only?     You haven't been cheating on her, have you?" [06:19] Awayuki     I'll admit to having a bit of a wandering eye. [06:24] Awayuki     And yet... [06:26] Awayuki     When the time comes to make the purchase, [06:28] Awayuki     it's her face that appears in my mind. [06:32] Awayuki     And I always end up reaching for the StroZero. SIGN    So beautiful!     What are you saying here     THAT IS TRUE LOVE!     Awa-chan's become a StroZero robot     What the hell is going on in here     PROFESSOR STROZERO... FORGIVE ME!     This is love     So long, StroZero dreams     HER LOVE FOR STROZERO IS TRUE     I don't wanna go to work!     You won't get away with it this time     LOVE?! (flustered)     Must be watching from the skies above [06:36] Mashiro     I see. Your head is full of StroZero. [06:41] Mashiro     "How did you honestly feel when you     forgot to turn off your stream?" [06:46] Mashiro     "I liked you both before and now." [06:50] Mashiro     "Now that you've come this far, [06:51] Mashiro     I hope you keep climbing     to the top of the VTuber ranks!" [06:55] Mashiro     That's the comment. Isn't that really nice? [06:58] Awayuki     R-Right... SIGN    How did you honestly feel when you forgot to turn off     your stream? I liked you both before and now.     Now that you've come this far, I hope you     keep climbing to the top of the VTuber ranks! [07:00] Mashiro     What's wrong? You seem flustered. [07:02] Mashiro     That doesn't make you happy? [07:03] Awayuki     Well... Yeah, of course it did,     which is why I put it in the queue. [07:08] Awayuki     It's just, I haven't gotten an earnestly     positive comment like that in a while, [07:12] Awayuki     so I'm a little stuck for how to react. [07:13] Mashiro     Do you live in comedian mode 24/7?     You didn't think up a response in advance? [07:17] Awayuki     I put it in the queue in a fit of sheer joy     then went totally brain-empty. [07:21] Mashiro     Like a dog? [07:23] Awayuki     Well, it's just... [07:25] Awayuki     Ever since I forgot to end my stream, [07:27] Awayuki     90% of my Marshmallow messages     have been about StroZero, y'know? SIGN    Ah, sorry lol SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me SIGN    So real encouragement is as rare     as a five-star Servant pull? rofl SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me SIGN    StroZero to Awa-chan     is like spinach to P°peye,     like garlic to W°rio! (fight me) [07:32] Mashiro     Look, you haven't actually     answered the question. [07:35] Mashiro     How did you feel when you     forgot to turn off your stream? [07:38] Awayuki     R-Right. [07:39] Awayuki     Well, if I had to compare it to something... [07:43] Awayuki     It felt kind of like realizing I'd overslept     on the day of my high school entrance exams! [07:46] Mashiro     I see. A relatable nightmare. SIGN    Upload cover draft SIGN    Stream SIGN    New chara     design meeting SIGN    Stream SIGN    Shuwa-chan     Live2D check! SIGN    Stream SIGN    Stream SIGN    Cover deadline [07:49] Mashiro     I hope I never have to go through that. [07:53] Mashiro     "What would you use as a StroZero mixer?     Red ll? Moner?" SIGN    What would you use as a StroZero mixer?     Red °°ll? Mon°°er? SIGN    A different flavor of StroZero [07:57] Awayuki     A different flavor of StroZero. SIGN    What booze would you buy     if money were no object? [08:00] Mashiro     "What booze would you buy     if money were no object?" SIGN    I'd buy StroZero [08:02] Awayuki     I'd buy StroZero. [08:03] Mashiro     "What drinking snack makes you feel like     you could knock back StroZero all day long?" SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like     you could knock back StroZero all day long? [08:07] Awayuki     More StroZero. SIGN    More StroZero [08:08] Mashiro     It's a StroZero sweep.     Thank you for your questions. SIGN    It's a StroZero sweep.     Thank you for your questions. [08:11] Awayuki     I mean, if I'm honest,     being a NEET and all that, [08:14] Awayuki     I'm way too broke to buy     decent energy drinks or snacks. [08:18] Awayuki     And now I'm StroZero's girl, so even     if I had money, I could never give her up! SIGN    StroZero for life SIGN    Thanks for the     good times SIGN    StroZero for life SIGN    Thanks for the     good times SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like     you could knock back StroZero all day long? [08:23] Mashiro     Well, it's getting pretty late.     Should we call it quits? [08:26] Awayuki     Right-o! SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like     you could knock back StroZero all day long? [08:28] Awayuki     Now, the last Marshmallow to wrap us up is... [08:31] Awayuki     This one! SIGN    Marshmallows SIGN    Last SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! [08:34] Awayuki     "StroZero! StroZero! StroZero!     StroZero, ohhhhh, ohhhh!" [08:40] Awayuki     "StroZero! StroZero!     StroZero! Huff! Huff! Huff!" [08:44] Awayuki     "You smell good, baby! Sniff, sniff, sniff!     Oh, ohh, ohh! Sniff, sniff!" [08:48] Awayuki     "Oh, baby, I wanna sniff your     silver can! Sniff, sniff, ohhh!" [08:50] Awayuki     "Whoops, not that! I wanna pet you!     Pet you! Pet your can!" [08:53] Awayuki     "Scritchie scritch, pet pet! Squeeze, squeeze!" SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! [09:04] Awayuki     "Hear my heart's call, StroZero!" [09:06] Awayuki     "Let all Japan's StroZeros hear my call!" [09:10] Awayuki     Gosh, that was fun! [09:12] Mashiro     Oh, Shuwa-chan. There's something     I want to show you before ending the call. [09:16] Mashiro     Is that okay? [09:16] Awayuki     Oh? What is it? [09:18] Awayuki     H-Hey, is that... [09:20] Mashiro     What do you think? Pretty nice, huh? [09:23] Mashiro     I banged it out after your accidental stream. [09:26] Awayuki     A-Awesome! [09:28] Awayuki     And also... hot! It's freaking hot! [09:31] Awayuki     Shorts! Thighs! Silky smooth legs for days! SIGN    I <3 StroZero [09:34] Mashiro     Right, right?! [09:35] Mashiro     A prim-and-proper girl letting it all     hang loose is the hottest thing there is! [09:40] Mashiro     You set my artist's soul alight! SIGN    I <3 StroZero [09:58] Suzuki     Your new model concept looks great! [10:03] Awayuki     I guess... [10:04] Suzuki     What? You don't like it? [10:06] Suzuki     I think it came out very charming! [10:09] Awayuki     Well, I suppose it's rather cute... [10:12] Awayuki     But I'm still not feeling great about this. [10:14] Suzuki     Have confidence! [10:17] Suzuki     You're the ace of your     VTuber generation right now! [10:20] Awayuki     Do you really want your ace to be     treading the line like that so often? [10:25] Suzuki     Live-On's policy is that anything goes,     as long as the listeners like it. SIGN    Channel Analytics [10:30] Awayuki     That's very open-minded of you. [10:32] Suzuki     That's how Live-On works! [10:37] Awayuki     Well... I guess. [10:40] Awayuki     And Mashiron did work hard on that design. [10:45] Suzuki     We're working on a Live2D rig for your     new model now, so just wait a little longer. [10:51] Awayuki     Sure. Thanks a lot. [10:53] Suzuki     Well, on to the next topic. [10:56] Suzuki     We're planning a music video     with all our current streamers. [11:02] Awayuki     A music video... with all of us? [11:04] Awayuki     Wait, you want me to sing?! [11:07] Suzuki     Of course we do! [11:09] Suzuki     Of course, if you don't feel     comfortable singing... [11:12] Suzuki     We could put you in a hype-man role, opening     StroZeros and giggling over the bridge! [11:19] Awayuki     I'll practice singing     like my life depends on it! [11:21] Suzuki     Also, I won't be able to make it     to our upcoming lunch, [11:25] Suzuki     so I'd like you to go with someone else. [11:29] Suzuki     The company will cover expenses,     so no worries there. [11:33] Awayuki     Well, I appreciate that... [11:35] Awayuki     But who am I going with instead? [11:44] Sei     This is our first time     meeting in person, right? [11:46] Awayuki     Y-Yes! [11:49] Sei     Hey. I'm Utsuki Sei. [11:51] Sei     Nice working with you today. [11:54] Shion     I'm Kaminari Shion!     It's great to work with you! SIGN    Bow [11:58] Awayuki     K-Kokorone Awayuki! [12:00] Awayuki     I-I'm very happy to work with you today! [12:03] Sei     Sorry for the last-minute invite. [12:06] Sei     I thought a lunch would be nice     to discuss our upcoming collab. [12:10] Awayuki     R-Right! [12:12] Shion     No need to be nervous!     We're the same age as you. [12:16] Awayuki     The same age?! [12:18] Awayuki     Shion-senpai, you're twenty?! [12:20] Shion     That's right. [12:22] Shion     So you really don't need to be formal with us. [12:25] Shion     After all, you've already     proposed to us, right? [12:30] Awayuki     I-I'm really sorry about that... [12:34] Shion     Hey, that's just fine. [12:35] Shion     It was funny, and that's what matters. [12:40] Awayuki     Ah, is this the generous spirit of     the woman known as Live-On's mommy? [12:44] Staff     Here you are. SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Recommended SIGN     Wandered Into a Karaoke Parlor      [12:53] Awayuki     Yo, yo, yo, yo! [12:54] Awayuki     Shuwa-chan here! [12:56] Awayuki     I'm here with Sei-sama and     Shion-senpai doing karaoke! [13:00] Awayuki     Hell yeah! [13:02] Sei     Hey, all. All you need is three fig leaves. [13:05] Sei     Your Sei-sama has arrived! [13:07] Shion     Miko-lo! [13:08] Shion     This is Shion, feeling extremely     flustered because we just met up [13:11] Shion     to discuss our collab over a meal and     ended up starting one completely unplanned! [13:16] Awayuki     Yeah! Boom-boom! Tatta-ta-ta! [13:18] Awayuki     This utterly preventable madness     began with the menu at the restaurant. SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Recommended [13:25] (Flashback) Sei     Go on, Awayuki-kun. Drink up! [13:28] (Flashback) Awayuki     Why StroZero? [13:30] (Flashback) Awayuki     This definitely feels out of place! [13:32] (Flashback) Awayuki     And you really shouldn't mess     with a menu like this! [13:35] (Flashback) Sei     It's fine. It'll come right off. [13:39] (Flashback) Shion     Sei-sama's parents run this restaurant, see? SIGN    Yakiniku [13:43] (Flashback) Awayuki     Oh... I see. [13:45] (Flashback) Awayuki     But seriously, gimme a break, Sei-sama! [13:49] (Flashback) Sei     Sorry, sorry. [13:51] (Flashback) Sei     But... [13:52] (Flashback) Sei     The meat crackling away on the grill... [13:55] (Flashback) Sei     You just want to wash it down     with a cold StroZero. Right? [13:58] Awayuki     Eep. [14:01] Shion     So we'll start by taking some Marshmallows     and spend the second half singing. Thanks! [14:08] Shion     First question. [14:09] Shion     "Sei-sama, what kind of girl     really turns you on?" [14:13] Sei     Good question. [14:15] Sei     I've got a pretty wide strike zone, [14:17] Sei     but I think my absolute favorite     is hard-working girls [14:20] Sei     who always have your back in a crisis. [14:23] Shion     Oh, my! [14:23] Shion     I didn't expect you to have     such a reasonable kink, Sei-sama. [14:27] Awayuki     Um, hang on. [14:28] Awayuki     Is it just me, or is she     describing you, Shion-senpai? [14:32] Shion     Eh? [14:33] Sei     Secret's out, I guess. [14:35] Sei     That's the great StroZero detective,     Drunken Kogoro. [14:38] Awayuki     Who're you callin' Kogoro? [14:39] Shion     Wait, what? [14:41] Shion     What? Is that true, Sei-sama? [14:44] Awayuki     Woohoo! SIGN    Did you hear that sound she made?!      They had a thing this whole time?!      blushing rn      Yeah that definitely sounded like a call-out lol      Did she just "woohoo" lol SIGN    squee      StroZero in a yuri sandwich, guilty      Didn't StroZero here just propose to them both?      yeah, figured      woohooooooo (just came) [14:46] Awayuki     F-Forgive my outburst. [14:50] Awayuki     I shall remove myself from this sacred     yuri environment so as not to interfere. [14:53] Shion     Wh-Why are you acting genuinely sorry? [14:57] Awayuki     Shion-senpai. [15:00] Awayuki     Yuri should be done without interference—     with perfect freedom. [15:04] Awayuki     It is the purest form of love. [15:07] Sei     You get it, Awayuki-kun. [15:09] Sei     Great minds think alike! [15:11] Sei     I said before that I love Shion-kun, [15:14] Sei     but I'm getting the hots for you too,     in both personality and appearance. [15:19] Awayuki     You hear that, Shion-senpai? [15:21] Awayuki     Wanna hit up a three****? [15:23] Shion     Just because you toss it out there like     "wanna hit up the afterparty?" [15:26] Shion     doesn't mean I'm going to! [15:27] Shion     I'm getting self-conscious,     so let's just move on. SIGN    Mommy Shion's cute     when she's flustered SIGN    Can Mommy Shion keep her purity     between two passionate lesbians?! SIGN    If that's the first question,     Mommy Shion might die     of exhaustion SIGN    The strongest pair.     The lewdest pair. SIGN    To Mommy Shion. Good work herding all     these crazy cats. I suspect you do this a lot,     but what's the collab that left you most tired out?          Please include some actual anecdotes.     I'll also give you an antacid. °gives StroZero° [15:35] Awayuki     "To Mommy Shion.     Good work herding all these crazy cats." [15:39] Awayuki     "I suspect you do this a lot, but what's     the collab that left you most tired out?" SIGN    <- Crazy Cat SIGN    <- Crazy Cat [15:45] Awayuki     "Please include some actual anecdotes." [15:49] Awayuki     "I'll also give you an antacid." [15:53] Shion     Before the third-gen came along, [15:56] Shion     those huge group streams with the first-     and second-genners were so exhausting... SIGN    Cinematic Stinker Watch Party SIGN    Why is the camera doing that?     So many random cuts! SIGN    Bizarro acting choices!! SIGN    Nudity!! [16:00] Sei     Right, Nekoma-kun was commenting     on these shit-tier movies, [16:04] Sei     when the kindred spirit first-genner,     Hareru-kun, barged into the stream. SIGN    The bon-dancing ghost lol      That stream remains legendary!      Weird title but it was actually greally great      That takes me back      Live-On's first-gen collabs were pure chaos      I was totally wheezing      Nekoma and Harerun were crazier than the movie      Harerun is a pure force of chaos [16:08] Awayuki     Oh, I saw that one! SIGN    Relieves symptoms of heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach SIGN    (Liquid) SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Works fast on stomach pain SIGN    Refreshing Lemon Dissolves fast!     Goes down easy! [16:11] Shion     All that aside, StroZero is not an antacid! [16:15] Awayuki     But the lemon's actually pretty soothing. [16:18] Shion     Only for you, Shuwa-chan! [16:20] Awayuki     Even the second-genners     are calling me Shuwa-chan now? [16:24] Sei     "I have a question for everyone." [16:26] Sei     "What's one thing you want to see Awa-chan     and Shuwa-chan, respectively, do?" [16:32] Shion     Oh, what do you think, Sei-sama? [16:35] Shion     I'd love to see Shuwa-chan eat     something delicious while she's drinking! [16:40] Sei     Let's see... [16:42] Sei     I'd like to see Awa-chan     rewatch her entire accidental stream. [16:47] Awayuki     W-Well... [16:49] Sei     How about it? [16:51] Awayuki     W-Well, it's not like I'm     totally against it or anything. [16:55] Awayuki     And since Sei-sama is asking, I... [16:58] Awayuki     I'll give it serious consideration. SIGN    Huh? Feels like I've seen this before...     Look at her blushing!     Likes to break down those defenses, huh?     Way too easy lol     godly stream incoming     But when? Tomorrow?     gj sei-sama     ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HEREEEE LOLLLLL [17:02] Sei     Really? I'm glad to hear it. [17:05] Sei     I'm taking that as a promise. [17:07] Awayuki     Right! [17:08] Sei     Well, here we go... [17:11] Sei     Ready to sing?! [17:12] Both     Yeah! SIGN    SEI-SAMA IS SO HOT WHEN SHE SINGS     SHE BRINGS THE AVERAGE UP TO ZERO          SO FRICKING GOOD!          sexy voice feels like a waste     when she's not singing lol          talk segment was wack but the singing rocks SIGN    MUSIC TO MY EARS      Being close to StroZero brings the average close to zero      Sei-sama's "Ai no Te" still rocks      HER VOICE IS SO SEXY      Ai no Te!      But why zero? SIGN    IS THIS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL? I AM DED      SO HEALING      I wanna request a lullaby      She's brought tears to my eyes...      Wanna listen forever      Like a big sister singing      Her voice is so good, right? SIGN    NOT A BIG SISTER, SHE IS MOM      Such clarity and purity she pervades my whole body      BIG AVE MARIA VIBES      MOMMY SHION'S SINGING DOESN'T HIT YOU BUT THEN IT HITS YOU      All you people on the battlefield... Can you hear my song? SIGN    Never heard Shuwa-chan sing before      HEY SHE'S GOOD!      It's a little off, maybe more practice      She kinda reminds me of Hareru-chan      Singing her brains out!! SIGN    Can't wait for the chorus          Can't believe she can sing like that     with her StroZero chute          SO POWERFUL     Is it the same sober?!      How about Ch°chi w° M°ge? [17:30] Awayuki     Mmm, so good! SIGN    It's gotta be the StroZero      Was that j°°°off karaoke?      what was that last sound lol      don't think that was in the lyrics!      her true form!!      I take back allllll my compliments      yeesh...      I don't think that was intentional, I think it was improv      It was 100/100 until that, last one is 0 for StroZero [17:33] Shion     Wow! Shuwa-chan, you're a great singer! [17:37] Sei     We'll have to sing together now. [17:41] Awayuki     Behold the power of StroZero singing! SIGN    Huh?               Huh?               Huh?               Huh?               Huh?               Huh?               Huh? SIGN    Karaoke [17:47] Shion     Wow, we sang so much! [17:50] Awayuki     Yeah, that was tons of fun! [17:53] Sei     Yeah, now we're in that     post-fun-times clarity. SIGN    No sober stream yet? [18:02] Awayuki     You'll get your sober stream! You will, but... [18:06] Awayuki     We haven't yet committed     to a time and place for it. SIGN    Can't wait. Thanks! SIGN    Looking forward to it! SIGN    No sober stream yet? SIGN    Sorry sorry sorry so sorry! [18:12] Sei     Speaking of, have you met Hareru-kun? [18:15] Sei     I think she was at the agency. [18:17] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai? [18:18] Awayuki     I don't think I saw her. [18:21] Awayuki     Um... What do you guys think of her? [18:27] Shion     She's, how to put it... SIGN    1st Gen [18:29] Shion     She's like Live-On itself,     for better or worse. [18:33] Shion     She's like the crystallization     of everyone's ideas about Live-On. [18:37] Sei     She might be a little overwhelming at first. [18:41] Sei     Speaking of, Hareru-kun     mentioned you today, Awayuki-kun. [18:46] Sei     She said she'd never seen anyone     make such an impact before. [18:51] Awayuki     Really?! [18:52] Sei     Yeah. [19:06] Awayuki     That really was a lot of fun! [19:10] Awayuki     I never thought Hareru-senpai     would ever say my name... [19:14] Awayuki     I'm so happy! [19:18] Awayuki     What a big difference from back then... [19:21] Awayuki     The company I joined right after     high school was 100% exploitative. [19:26] Awayuki     I spent every day going to     and from there dead-eyed. [19:31] Awayuki     And then... I happened upon     the VTubers of Live-On. [19:37] Awayuki     I was immediately drawn to them,     and while watching them day after day, [19:41] Awayuki     I gradually found hope for the future. [19:46] Awayuki     But... [19:48] Awayuki     My real life stayed just the same. [20:00] Awayuki     "A self-esteem lightweight like me     could never do more." [20:04] Awayuki     And just as I was thinking that... SIGN    Now Hiring for Third Generation!                              A place where you can shine [20:09] Awayuki     I honestly thought I didn't stand a chance. [20:12] Awayuki     But... [20:14] Awayuki     I was so nervous at the interview,     I still don't remember exactly what I said. [20:21] Awayuki     But... SIGN    Welcome Aboard [20:25] Awayuki     After that, I quit my job     and started working as a VTuber... [20:32] Awayuki     But I couldn't match up     to the originals I loved. [20:35] Awayuki     I completely failed to shine. SIGN    Maybe add one more liver rest day lol [20:45] Awayuki     Okay, I made a promise to Mashiron! [20:48] Awayuki     Tomorrow, I'm doing a sober, pure stream!     I'll work hard! [20:58] Awayuki     Good evening, everyone. [20:59] Awayuki     Isn't this another lovely     night of light snowfall? SIGN    I'm waiting with StroZero in hand! Hey, who's this? oh right she says this lol totally forgot lololol huh? Thought this was the StroZero demon's stream guess I misclicked seems kinda pure [21:04] Awayuki     First, allow me to apologize deeply     for failing to stream for so long. SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? Huh? Huh?     Huh? [21:11] Awayuki     Due to the lack of light snowfall,     I was unable to appear before you. [21:17] Awayuki     Now, I was thinking of playing a game! [21:22] Awayuki     I'm going to play this one! SIGN    It's a pure stream!! [21:24] Awayuki     Getting Over It. [21:26] Awayuki     Nekoma-senpai recommended it. SIGN    Yikes          lolololololol      First-timer here,     looking forward to it          Awww...     lol lmao          What, were doing this now?          What kind of game is it?          for real? Nekoma's killer pass     is formidable          anti-climactic [21:33] Awayuki     Well, let's begin. [21:36] Awayuki     All right! SIGN    ...currently watching Stream started 4 hours ago [21:41] Awayuki     Hang in there, you geezer! SIGN    It's a pure stream!! [21:42] Awayuki     Don't fall! [21:44] Awayuki     Hey! SIGN    She's not pure and she's not Shuwa-chan,     but I'm impressed she's holding off     on StroZero like Mashiron asked SIGN         I recommended it because     it's a quirky game, not a shitty game! SIGN    Gotta whip the mouse a little more! SIGN    Agreed [21:52] Awayuki     Mother******* piece of ****! SIGN    Welp, there goes my hearing deaf now Can't hear Hmm? RIP my ears all silence static SIGN    It's a pure stream!! SIGN    Can't hear anything     Did the mic break?     I think it was the mic?     Eh?     Just dead air     Did I really go deaf?      Return... my eardrums... to me...     Yikes     Awa-chan?     The stream where the audio     was as surreal as the visuals E3 - Episode 3 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki @KokoroneAwayuki_LiveON          Looks like my mic's broken!      I'd like to go on but I can't,     so I guess that's all for today...      I'm really sorry!      I'll get a new mic soon! [00:01] Awayuki     Finally broke down, huh? [00:05] Awayuki     Thanks for being there for me     since my very first stream. [00:14] Awayuki     Huh? It's Chami-chan... [00:17] Awayuki     Hello? [00:19] Chami     Good evening. [00:20] Chami     Sorry to call so late. [00:22] Chami     I was just watching your stream. [00:25] Chami     Is your mic not doing well? [00:27] Awayuki     Hey, thanks for watching! SIGN    Can't hear anything     Did the mic break?     I think it was the mic?     Eh?     Just dead air     Did I really go deaf?      Return... my eardrums... to me...     Yikes     Awa-chan?     The stream where the audio     was as surreal as the visuals [00:30] Awayuki     And yeah... [00:32] Chami     Well... If you don't mind a used mic,     I could give you one of mine. [00:36] Awayuki     You mean it?! [00:38] Chami     Yes. [00:39] Chami     I've got quite a few I don't use very often. [00:42] Chami     You'd be doing me a favor     by taking one off my hands. [00:45] Chami     And then... if you wouldn't mind... SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:20] [Messenger] sign     On my way!! [02:20] [Messenger] sign     I hope you don't get lost [02:20] [Messenger] sign     It's a bit of a walk from     the station, right? [02:20] [Messenger] sign     It's a little confusing,     so I'll send a map crop. [02:21] Awayuki     I actually came... [02:23] Awayuki     Chami-chan's place! [02:26] Awayuki     It's my first time visiting a genmate's place! [02:31] Chami     Welcome! [02:34] Awayuki     Hello! I'm Kokorone Awayuki! [02:36] Awayuki     Thank you for having me today! [02:38] Chami     I'm Yanagase Chami. [02:40] Chami     It's our first time meeting in person, right? [02:42] Chami     Make yourself at home. [02:46] Awayuki     So this is your apartment, Chami-chan?! [02:49] Chami     Well, sit wherever you like. [02:51] Chami     I'm going to stop by the bathroom for a second. [02:53] Awayuki     G-Got it! [02:57] Awayuki     I can't believe Chami-chan's     giving me a microphone! [03:01] Awayuki     And I get to come to her place     and pick one out... [03:04] Awayuki     She's not quite how I imagined her. SIGN    The person I agreed     to meet online SIGN    The actual person? [03:06] Awayuki     I thought she'd be a lot more shy. [03:08] Awayuki     In person, she's kind of a composed,     mature big sister! [03:13] Chami     Well, here are all my microphones. [03:16] Chami     Which do you want? [03:18] Awayuki     Why do you have so many?! [03:20] Chami     You've been approved     for monetization now, right? [03:23] Chami     To celebrate that... [03:25] Chami     Take this ASMR mic! [03:28] Awayuki     I'd appreciate that so much! [03:31] Chami     And for the normal one,     pick whichever you like. [03:34] Chami     I'm going to stop by the bathroom for a second. [03:37] Awayuki     Didn't you just do that? [03:39] Chami     I-I... [03:41] Chami     I pee in a three-round burst! [03:45] Awayuki     What?! [03:46] Chami     Anyway, be right back! [03:49] Awayuki     I thought she seemed composed,     but could this be... [03:55] Awayuki     I'll take this one, then. [03:56] Chami     Sure. [04:00] Chami     Well, I'll be stopping by the bathroom... [04:02] Awayuki     What are you doing in there, anyway? [04:05] Chami     Come on! [04:06] Chami     Even if we're both girls, there are some     things you really shouldn't ask, Awayuki-chan! [04:10] Awayuki     Stare. SIGN    Stare SIGN    Stare [04:11] Chami     It's... My three-round burst is... [04:13] Awayuki     Stare. [04:17] Chami     I go in to cool off. [04:20] Awayuki     Cool off? SIGN    Conversation [04:22] Chami     I get so nervous that     my heart rate begins peaking, [04:24] Chami     and I have to drop by the bathroom     to calm down. [04:26] Awayuki     Oh, so that's the story. [04:29] Chami     Seriously, my heart is racing right now. [04:31] Chami     You want to hear how fast it's beating? [04:34] Awayuki     Out of context, that sounds     like you're coming on to me. [04:37] Chami     But... [04:39] Awayuki     But don't keep going to the bathroom     while we're streaming! SIGN    She was given the nickname "Waste Production Facility"     due to excessive nervousness during an offline collaboration     with Kokorone Awayuki which led to her taking frequent     time to cool off in the bathroom. [04:43] Awayuki     They're gonna call you names     like "waste production facility." SIGN    She was given the nickname "Waste Production Facility"     due to excessive nervousness during an offline collaboration     with Kokorone Awayuki which led to her taking frequent     time to cool off in the bathroom. [04:46] Chami     But wouldn't it be your listeners     who call me that? [04:52] Awayuki     I'm very sorry! [05:00] Awayuki     Gotta love a socially anxious big sister! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gotta Love a Socially     Anxious Big Sister [05:04] Awayuki     Wow, this looks great! [05:07] Awayuki     I heard you were a great cook,     Chami-chan, but now I believe it! [05:10] Chami     Here you are. [05:12] Awayuki     Why'd you bring out a StroZero     like it was a given? [05:16] Awayuki     Do you drink StroZero too?! [05:18] Chami     No. I don't drink very much, [05:21] Chami     and when I do, it's mostly wine or cocktails. [05:23] Awayuki     Then why did you have this in your fridge? [05:27] Chami     I was told to have it on hand! [05:28] [Messenger] sign     Get the StroZero ready! [05:31] Awayuki     Live-On... [05:33] Awayuki     Let's go to the roof. [05:35] Awayuki     It's been a while since     the last time I snapped. [05:37] Chami     Didn't you snap over Getting Over It? [05:46] Chami     You're not drinking it? [05:47] Awayuki     No, I am. [05:50] Awayuki     Heck yeah! Here comes the stream! SIGN    Emergency [05:54] Chami     Good evening, friends. [05:55] Chami     Yanagase Chami-oneesan is here, unlikely to     bring you to the heights of rejuvenation today. [06:01] Awayuki     Hey, punks. I'm havin' an offline collab, SIGN    Offline Collab     #YukiYanagi [06:04] Awayuki     gettin' all up-close-and-personal     with my girl Chami-chan here. [06:09] Awayuki     Jealous much? SIGN    No fair! SIGN    Are they touching?! SIGN    Swap places with me! SIGN    You can see the despair in Chami-chan's eyes! [06:12] Chami     Actually, it was rather disturbing at first, [06:16] Chami     but now I'm rather liking it. SIGN    I see... I see how it is...      (´;ω;`) sadge     Disturbing at first lol      Don't say such sad things      Cozy quality      You could touch my warm skin...      Keep warming each other up, go on      You know what warmth is...      L-Let me feel that warmth once more... [06:18] Chami     It's been so long since I last     touched the warm skin of another. [06:23] Awayuki     Now, here's what you'd expect     of a Chami-chan collab! [06:27] Awayuki     The "Chami-chan Conversation Coach" corner! [06:30] Chami     I'll name a situation     that I struggle with because I'm shy. [06:34] Awayuki     Then I help her think of ways     to deal with it! [06:37] Chami     Wah, wah! [06:39] Awayuki     Boom, boom! Squeezy squeezy! [06:41] Chami     Squeezy... squeezy. [06:44] Awayuki     I cme. SIGN    Say that again      whoa      Can we have a minute to talk?      hahh... hahh...      Dirty old man inside      What'd she say?      wait wait wait      Welp, this stream's getting flagged      Balls just clenched     What was that?!     Someone clip that     What just happened?!      STAHP [06:48] Chami     You terrified them with just two little words. [06:50] Chami     A-Are your communication skills     really that far beyond mine?! SIGN    Yes, communication skills...     But sorry, Chami-chan. I apologize SIGN    That was so cute SIGN    Chami-chan, return to us! SIGN    I am so sorry SIGN    Sorry about our Awayuki.     We'll talk to her for you. [06:54] Awayuki     My bad. You were just a ping*     on my li'l old g**n radar. SIGN    Hawt... [06:57] Awayuki     My apologies. [06:59] Chami     It doesn't become cute because     you called it your "li'l old" whatever. SIGN    ROFL      What a strange choice of words      lol      lollll      WAIT ONE MINUTE      lololololol      Chami-chan's getting left behind lol      Where to even begin clipping this? SIGN    Offline Collab     #YukiYanagi [07:03] Awayuki     Well? What's our topic today? [07:06] Chami     Good question. [07:07] Chami     I struggle in restaurants where     there's no call button for the server [07:11] Chami     and they never come around to you. [07:13] Chami     Last time I went, it took me forever     just to call them in to take my order! [07:18] Awayuki     All right! [07:19] Awayuki     Let's simulate ordering StroZero     in a place like that! [07:23] Chami     I'm not sure where StroZero came from,     but I guess I'm used to that by now. [07:27] Awayuki     Okay, let's get to it! [07:30] Awayuki     Start by banging your head on the table. [07:32] Chami     This is already starting off     very concerningly! [07:35] Awayuki     The server will get worried     and come to check on you. [07:38] Awayuki     That's when you order. [07:41] Chami     I... see? [07:42] Awayuki     S-Server... Gimme that thing... [07:48] Awayuki     The thing that really gets my head spinning... [07:51] Awayuki     I can't live without it, man! [07:55] Chami     I think that'd bring out the cops,     not a StroZero can. [08:00] Awayuki     That's why they call it StroZero. [08:02] Awayuki     It zeros out your life! SIGN    Huh? SIGN    She flopped SIGN    Huh? SIGN    Huh?! SIGN    ??? SIGN    Huh?? SIGN    wut?! [08:08] Awayuki     Well, all joking aside... [08:11] Awayuki     Improving communication skills     is really about developing confidence, [08:15] Awayuki     so it's kinda tough. [08:17] Awayuki     I think the training I received     at my abusive workplace [08:20] Awayuki     broke me out of my shell     enough to talk as well as most people, SIGN    °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace SIGN    Director SIGN    Director SIGN    Director [08:24] Awayuki     though in special circumstances     like my Live-On interview, [08:27] Awayuki     my lightweight brain still overheats. [08:31] Chami     I suppose it's about getting the right push. [08:34] Awayuki     I think so. [08:36] Awayuki     Though my own push was pretty extreme. [08:40] Chami     Well, then... [08:41] Chami     Would you be that push for me? [08:46] Awayuki     How so? [08:47] Chami     I feel like I've been able to talk     normally during this stream. [08:52] Chami     So I'm hoping this could     become that push for me. [08:56] Awayuki     Whaddya mean? [08:58] Chami     It's not that complicated. [09:00] Chami     I want us to get closer than before! [09:04] Awayuki     Aw, shucks! Of course I'd do that for you! [09:07] Awayuki     The thought of getting     more chances at that body, even... [09:12] Chami     Perhaps I should study self-defense instead. SIGN    Leave this to me and run, Chami-chan!      I won't let you have your way any longer!     REPORTED      What is wrong with your mind?     CALL THE COPS NOW     Hello, police? [09:15] Awayuki     Anyway, movin' on! SIGN    Offline Collab     #YukiYanagi [09:18] Chami     Well, I went to the beauty parlor     for a haircut the other day... SIGN    The livestream has ended. [09:24] Awayuki     And that's the stream! [09:26] Awayuki     Great work, Chami-chan! [09:28] Chami     You too. [09:33] Chami     Hey, how are you going to get home? [09:36] Chami     It's pretty late. [09:38] Chami     I'm sober and I have a car.     Want me to drive you? [09:44] Chami     Perhaps I'll stay over tonight, Chami-chan! [09:47] Chami     Just kiddin'! [09:49] Chami     You want to?! [09:52] Chami     I've always dreamed of having a sleepover! [09:55] Awayuki     R-Really? [09:57] Chami     Oh, you don't understand, do you? [09:59] Chami     For a socially anxious person like me, [10:01] Chami     a sleepover with friends     is the ultimate normie experience! [10:04] Chami     I've longed for it! [10:05] Chami     It's the Chamerican Dream! [10:08] Awayuki     B-But are you prepared to just     take in a couch-crasher? [10:12] Chami     No worries there! [10:14] Chami     Since I moved out, I've kept     a sleepover readiness kit! [10:18] Chami     A futon, pajamas, a toothbrush,     and everything you need to spend the night! [10:22] Awayuki     Since you moved out?! [10:24] Awayuki     You wanted to have a sleepover     so badly you prepped for it? [10:27] Chami     And I kept it all regularly maintained! [10:31] Chami     Finally, the day has come! [10:33] Chami     Now, I'll heat up the bath water! [10:36] Awayuki     Th-Thanks... [10:40] Chami     Wanna get in together? [10:43] Chami     Aw, just kidding! What a cutie-pie you are! [10:47] Awayuki     I'm in max StroZero mode,     and she's still getting the better of me?! [10:52] Awayuki     I can't read her at all! [10:54] Awayuki     To think a socially anxious big sister     could be this powerful when she's excited! [11:01] Chami     I-I'm really sorry about before. [11:03] Chami     I got so excited about finally realizing     my dream, I completely forgot myself! [11:07] Awayuki     Hey, that's okay! [11:13] Chami     Oh, right! [11:14] Chami     As long as I'm here,     why don't I clean your ears? [11:18] Awayuki     Wh-What did you say?! [11:22] Chami     Here, lie on down. [11:24] Awayuki     R-Right... [11:27] Chami     Though I've never actually     done it to someone else, [11:31] Chami     so I'm not sure if I can do it right... [11:33] Chami     But here I go. SIGN    Brrrrr SIGN    Brrrrr SIGN    Brrrrr SIGN    Brrrrr [11:40] Awayuki     Hold it, Chami-chan!     You're shaking way too much! [11:43] Awayuki     I'm so scared for my ears, I'm starting     to feel like Kaji-kun playing E-Card! [11:48] Chami     S-Sorry! I've never done this before,     so I'm getting nervous! [11:54] Chami     Deep breaths, deep breaths... [12:02] Awayuki     Dang, this feels great in person. [12:06] Chami     You can sleep if you like. [12:08] Awayuki     Nah, I want us to sleep together. [12:12] Chami     Oh? Fine by me. [12:14] Awayuki     Wanna sleep in the same futon. [12:18] Chami     Th-That sounds great! Maximum normie vibes! [12:22] Chami     I'm really norming it up here! SIGN    Yanagase Chami SIGN    To all those who've never had a sleepover!      You may henceforth address me as "normie"! [12:28] Awayuki     I don't think normies     really call themselves normies... [12:36] Awayuki     Mic check. Mic check. [12:39] Awayuki     That should do it. SIGN    Model List SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Shuwa SIGN    New Mic SIGN    Check! SIGN    New Outfit SIGN    Check! SIGN    Brain SIGN    X SIGN    Starting soon!!!!! SIGN    Rejoice! I'm Monetized!     Celebratory Stream SIGN    Start Livestream SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [13:02] Awayuki     Good evening, everyone. [13:04] Awayuki     Isn't this another lovely     night of light snowfall? [13:07] Awayuki     Now, I'm having a stream     to celebrate getting monetized! [13:10] Awayuki     We'll have call-ins, a reveal of the new outfit Mashiron drew for me, [13:14] Awayuki     and all kinds of fun! SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [13:17] Awayuki     Thanks so much, everyone! [13:20] Awayuki     I'm sober at the moment, [13:22] Awayuki     but in honor of this special occasion, [13:24] Awayuki     I've decided to try the alcohol     brand called "StroZero" [13:26] Awayuki     I've seen referenced     many times in the comments [13:29] Awayuki     for the first time ever! SIGN    Huh? Okay, that can't be... Playing dumb lolol Huh?? What's the concept here? [13:31] Awayuki     Also, I seem to be getting a curiously     large number of 155-yen super chats. SIGN    Eh? What are these numbers? Why 155? Some kind of meme?? First time?! Is this a channel rule? It's the cost of a can of StroZero [13:36] Awayuki     It's a mystery to me, but I am quite grateful! [13:39] Awayuki     I can fight on for another     ten years based on this! SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [13:42] Awayuki     Now, I think I'll toast with a 350ml can     of the lemon flavor today! [13:47] Awayuki     And... cheers! SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [13:57] Awayuki     Thank you so much, everyo— SIGN    A toast to Shuwa-chan!! [14:00] Awayuki     Th-Thanks for the red super chat! [14:03] Awayuki     I've never gotten one of those before! SIGN    lol, lmao even awesome! You chugged that... really doubt it's your first StroZero That's so great She really liked that one huh lol congrats lol I'm sending a red one too! It's a celebration! [14:06] Awayuki     The dopamine hit and     StroZero ecstasy in a double combo... [14:10] Awayuki     feels so good! [14:13] Awayuki     This is the best I've ever felt in my life! SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! SIGN    What? That's just your first SIGN    She might be at risk of barfing     during her own monetization stream [14:28] Awayuki     I'm just so happy... SIGN    SO EMOTIONAL Don't cry She's crying? She's drinking a StroZero and crying?!?! whaaaa (flustered) they say "like a duck to water" but I've never seen someone make their own water for that lol Awa-chan's gonna turn into Shuwa-chan! [14:33] Awayuki     What do you want? I've never felt so loved SIGN    Power Harassment SIGN    Overtime SIGN    Sexual Harassment SIGN    Human Development SIGN    Motivation SIGN    Public Image SIGN    Quotas SIGN    Low Wages SIGN    Idealism SIGN    Providing Value [14:36] Awayuki     since that abusive workplace shattered my     self-respect, and now I've gotta cry about it! SIGN    Go on and be happy, girl! same Live on, you are funny! Personally, I'm more inclined to super chat when someone's happy rather than weirdly reserved, so I'm happy too! [14:41] Awayuki     Thanks, everyone! I can buy     StroZero by the carton now! SIGN    Eh?      Ah...      ??      Maybe we should quit with the super chats?      This is not good!      Hang on a minute      It's the only way to save her      Stop that SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [14:50] Awayuki     Aw, I was kidding! Just kidding! [14:53] Awayuki     I made a promise with Mashiron to drink in     moderation and take two liver rest days a week! SIGN    lmao SIGN    lmao SIGN    lolol SIGN    lolol SIGN    lol SIGN    lol SIGN    There ya go SIGN    There ya go SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!! [14:59] Awayuki     Now, I'm gonna open a second tall can     to unveil my new outfit! [15:07] Awayuki     Tease... [15:08] Awayuki     What do you think? [15:10] Awayuki     These are the bare legs I've had hidden     under my dress for so long... SIGN    Spshh!     The price of a tall can is enough to send a message, too!     whooooah!     Woof! Tease me more, mistress!     omg the avatar lololol...     Congrats, Shuwa-chan     Tease!!     It's true!     tall can tall can     Spshh! [15:15] Awayuki     Behold the thighs, Mashiron's favorite! [15:18] Awayuki     Have you seen a more alluring thigh gap?! [15:21] Awayuki     Well, sounds like y'all     wanna see the new me ASAP! SIGN    Thighs! Thighs!!     hotttt     thithithithi     One vote for thighs     Not all thighs need be thick      Did you say... shorts?!     Pan up! Pan up!!!      Love Mashiron's art!      HOTTTT     Loving the thigh gap aaaaaa!!     Mashiron's attention to detail! Great!     lew     just wanna nibble away at those legs     love it!!     So these are Awa-chan's thighs?!     want to marry those thighs [15:27] Awayuki     Welp, here I go! [15:30] Awayuki     Behold! My new outfit! SIGN    New Outfit Reveal SIGN    You must be at least 20 to drink alcohol [15:51] Awayuki     Heck yeah. [15:54] Awayuki     Well?! Don't I look super awesome?! SIGN    It's Shuwa-chan! SIGN     I'm satisfied SIGN    Yep, that's Shuwa-chan, all right SIGN    the healing lols of the great f°rest spirit SIGN    So so so so cute! SIGN    Mashiron! SIGN    New Outfit Reveal [15:58] Awayuki     Mashiron! Thanks for designing this!      I love you! SIGN     Love you too. Congrats     on monetization, I'll call in later [16:03] Awayuki     A red super chat?! [16:05] Awayuki     I await your call-in with naked anticipation! SIGN    But I worked so hard on that outfit... SIGN    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SIGN    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo SIGN    Call-ins [16:10] Awayuki     Okay, let's read some comments     and take some call-ins! [16:14] Awayuki     "Is there any streamer     you especially want to be like?" [16:17] Awayuki     Hmm, that's a hard one. [16:19] Awayuki     But Hareru-senpai's probably     the first that comes to mind! [16:22] Awayuki     I wanna be the kind of streamer     who can really act like a leader to others! SIGN    Gotta be Harerun!      She's like the sun in the sky      I think all the second-gens feel the same way      go figure lolol      Asagiri Hareru is rising now lol      They used to call her "the girl who's like     all the second-gens put together, literally"     Harerun, huh? She's a genius so good luck      Just stay Shuwa-chan! (sob)      The orthodox choice      A stream with Shuwa-chan would be a godly stream for sure [16:28] Awayuki     "I've watched you work hard for so long,     so it's been nice to see it gradually rewarded. [16:33] Awayuki     Don't get so high on StroZero     that you get banned, okay? [16:36] Awayuki     I love you even with the new direction! [16:39] Awayuki     It might be scary showing     your true self while sober, [16:43] Awayuki     but I'm praying for a day when you'll     be able to show it without hesitation." [16:47] Awayuki     Thanks so much! [16:49] Awayuki     But I'm starting to feel like people     might actually like the real me. [16:54] Awayuki     That's not to say I'm totally throwing out     the pure Awayuki, though. [16:57] Awayuki     It's more that I feel like I've got     a brand new weapon in my arsenal! SIGN    I <3 StroZero [17:01] Awayuki     And I owe it to everyone     who said they enjoy my streams! SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Really glad it's finally paying off      I LOVE YOU SHUWA-CHAN      Is purity even your main gimmick now?     The fact that you're so overwhelming     but lovable is typical Live-On      Her true self isn't pure      She's up there with Sei-sama in terms of ban risk      Love it! ¥1000      I can't be the only one who sensed     some bitterness there      Go on and make a legend!      The new direction was a great choice!      I LOVE STROZERO SIGN    Clueless SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari               Incoming Call [17:07] Awayuki     Hey, wait a minute! We got a call-in! [17:09] Hikari     Sparkly-lo! SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [17:11] Hikari     The festival lights bring a real hullaballoo! [17:13] Hikari     This is Matsuriya Hikari! [17:15] Hikari     Shuwa-chan, congrats on getting monetized! [17:17] Awayuki     Hikari-chan! Thanks so much! [17:20] Hikari     It might be a little weird to say this, [17:22] Hikari     but I know how hard you've been working. [17:25] Hikari     I feel like a proud mama right now! SIGN    Sooo nice SIGN    The kindness of third-gens...      kindness...? (or endurance from running     ten-hour game gauntlets each day?)     Totally wrecking the viewers' sleep schedule      I love the long streams but don't ruin your sleep     That's our Hikari-chan     You sure about this? She became your mommy     and g°°ned to you, Hikari-chan... [17:28] Awayuki     I only made it this far because of your     love and support, Hikari-chan... [17:33] Hikari     Oh, shucks! [17:35] Hikari     I feel like I'm gonna cry. [17:37] Awayuki     Feels kinda weird to say this on a stream. [17:40] Awayuki     Also, I really wanna be     your mommy, Hikari-chan! [17:46] Awayuki     A-Anyway, Hikari-chan. [17:48] Awayuki     I can afford to buy games now,     so let's play something together soon! [17:52] Hikari     Hey, great idea! [17:54] Hikari     I've been thinking of playing through     Drk Sls with a D*R pad. SIGN    Hikari-chan loves killer games SIGN    The mind of a masochist at work [17:58] Hikari**     You wanna join for some co-op?! [18:00] Awayuki     W-Well... I have a hard time     hooking up specialty controllers. [18:04] Hikari     What do you want to play, then, Shuwa-chan? [18:07] Awayuki     I wanna play... [18:09] Awayuki     Yuzusoft games. [18:11] Hikari     Yuzu? What's that? [18:13] Awayuki     Café Stella, Sanoba... [18:16] Hikari     Oh, I've heard of Sanoba! [18:18] Awayuki     Huh? Where, exactly? [18:20] Hikari     I saw it in one of Sei-sama's clips. [18:23] Game Voice     Sanoba Witch! [18:26] Hikari     It said "Sanoba"! SIGN    Oh when she accidentally made that sound...      Innocent Hikari-chan talking about a p°rn game...      Hey lolol      You never know where you hear these things from      These things do happen when you stream live...      WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN HIKARI-CHAN'S HEAD LOLOLOL      Don't teach her about po°n games      That's not... so bad?      Glad it was only hearing the game's name      Misclicked and turned on a °orn game lol...      EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONE      Hikari-chan, don't watch Sei-sama's streeeeams!      She's always pushing the line [18:28] Awayuki     What the heck was she doing on that stream? SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [18:32] Sei     Awayuki-kun. Want to play Sanoba together? [18:36] Awayuki     An eroge collab? I'm down. [18:39] Awayuki     Speaking of, let's do that     classic call-in question. [18:43] Awayuki     What color are your panties right now?! SIGN    Things you want to do together                    Recommended drinking snacks                    Color of panties [18:46] Sei     I'm not wearing any. SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [18:49] Mashiro     The best part of the new outfit [18:51] Mashiro     is how the racy shorts highlight     the excellent curve of her thighs. SIGN    Love this SIGN    Love this SIGN    Love this SIGN    Love this SIGN    Deadlines SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink SIGN    Kink [18:56] Awayuki     It's like the culmination     of all your worldly desires! [18:59] Mashiron     Is that supposed to be a compliment? [19:01] Mashiron     I can't deny it, though. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron [19:04] Awayuki     Shion-senpai! [19:06] Shion     Yes? What is it? SIGN    Shuwa-chan, don't you want Mommy Shion     to fill a baby bottle with StroZero and feed you? [19:10] Awayuki     I get all kinds of requests like this.     What do you think? SIGN     HEYOOOOO [19:14] Shion     Hey! What are you doing, Sei-sama?! [19:17] Awayuki     We might be committed now, Shion-senpai. [19:20] Shion     Really?! We're really going in that direction?! [19:22] Awayuki     You just gotta ride that big wave! [19:25] Shion     There's only two people riding it. [19:28] Shion     I'm just being swept along! SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron               Shion-senpai SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [19:33] Chami     H-Hereboo binguh too dah heiofreboobinajon... SIGN    Too nervous to talk right SIGN    Got tongue-tied? SIGN    Seems like business as usual SIGN    What was that SIGN    She's speaking Chamiese SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron               Shion-senpai [19:38] Awayuki     Hello! My genmate Chami-chan is now with us! SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Why didn't she come on earlier?!     I totally ship her with Shuwa-Shuwa!     The difference between Chami-chama's personality     and appearance are Shuwa-chan-tier     I love how Chami-chama looks so so sexy     but then she's shy as fuuuuuu [19:42] Awayuki     Speaking of, did you notice     the improved sound quality? [19:45] Awayuki     I actually got a new mic from Chami-chan! [19:48] Chami     I was watching the stream from the start, [19:51] Chami     but I got all in my head about     interrupting someone else's call-in [19:54] Chami     and what I'd even talk about,     so I ended up showing up late... SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron               Shion-senpai                    Chami-chan SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [19:59] Awayuki     We've had visits from all     my genmates now, huh? SIGN    Hirune Nekoma [20:04] Awayuki     Hey, another call-in! [20:07] Hareru     Hey-ho! The sun in all your hearts,     Asagiri Hareru is rising now! [20:12] Awayuki     What... What the... SIGN    Asagiri Hareru has risen! SIGN    Hareru Impression SIGN    Hareru Impression [20:18] Awayuki     Oh, she's doing one of those. SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron               Shion-senpai                    Chami-chan SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    SHE HAS COME Living subculture WAIT! THIS COULD BE NEKOMA She knew she'd get busted but it was still chef's kiss Why's she sound so monotone lolol Nekoma confirmed Nekoma's impressions are the best lol ah I get it now rofl [20:22] Awayuki     Hey, good to see you!     Nice one! [20:25] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai, I love you so much,     I watch all your streams and archives! [20:31] Awayuki     Will you marry me? [20:33] Hareru     Sure thing! [20:35] Awayuki     W-We should do a song collab too, then! [20:38] Awayuki     How about Poi Poi Poi PoPoi Poi Po°°? [20:40] Hareru     Sounds great! [20:42] Hareru     I've been wanting to sing with you     for so long, Shuwacchi! [20:45] Hareru     Let's sing *** Tokyo sa Iguda together! [20:51] Awayuki     Want to eat crickets together? [20:53] Hareru     Sure thing! [20:54] Hareru     And it's no fun just to stick     with one kind of bug, [20:56] Hareru     so let's go with larva     and roaches and tarantulas too! [20:59] Hareru     Let's spread the word that bugs are edible! SIGN    Shuwacchi lol she's Ultrman now lolol Sounds like the real Harerun to me! Shuwa-chan is overwhelmed! Harerun's up for anything lol That instant marriage acceptance rocked!! lol Tokyo sa Iguda lol She's doomed Is she possessed by a bug? SIGN    Call-ins SIGN    Visitors so far                    Hikari-chan                    Sei-sama                    Mashiron               Shion-senpai                    Chami-chan SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ° Things you want to do together     ° Recommended drinking snacks     ° Color of panties [21:02] Awayuki     A-And last... what color     are your panties? [21:07] Hareru     Sexy li'l black ones. SIGN    Hirune Nekoma SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Voice Channels [21:13] Hareru     Well, see ya later, Shuwacchi! SIGN    Streaming Room [21:23] Awayuki     What was that all about, Nekoma-senpai? [21:26] Awayuki     She was definitely skirting the line of     what you can do for an impression... SIGN    Hirune Nekoma [21:31] Awayuki     Oh? Nekoma-senpai again? SIGN    Call-ins [21:34] Nekoma     Nya-nyaaan! Called here by the smell*     of StroZero, it's Hirune Nekoma! SIGN    She's back lol Wait... did they tag-team it?! They're gonna keep it going Bet this one is Harerun [21:39] Awayuki     Um... You're back again? [21:43] Nekoma     Oh? You still haven't caught on? [21:45] Nekoma     That last caller was Hareru-senpai,     who was in the room with me! [21:49] Awayuki     What? [21:50] Nekoma     It was really her! SIGN    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? COAXED INTO A SNAFU wut lol It was her roflll IT WAS HER It wasn't an imitation!!! Totally fooled She trolled us... It was the real Harerun lolllllll SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki-san, still clueless [21:54] Awayuki     Wh... Wh-Wh... [21:56] Nekoma     We wanted to give you a big surprise     for your monetization stream! SIGN    Prank'd [22:01] Nekoma     Top lel, huh?     Congrats again, Awayuki-chan! [22:07] Awayuki     Noooooooo! SIGN    LOL               LOL               LOL               LOL               LOL               LOL               LOL E4 - Episode 4 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Awayuki     It's here! [00:12] Awayuki     I finally got it... [00:16] Awayuki     Okay, gotta let the others know! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream SIGN    Good Connection SIGN     Cuz StroZero tastes best after a workout SIGN    Can't wait until it starts~     Use sports drink as a mixer     waiting     Today's fitness technology... What a time to be alive      Sloppy drunk fitness!     Long Fit is pretty tough...      Waiting!      Can't wait!! [01:59] Awayuki     Good evening to you all. [02:01] Awayuki     Isn't this another     lovely night of light snowfall? SIGN    Not drinking yet?      Oh? Is light snow falling??      Heard it was a fitness stream (my body is ready)     I've been waiting for this!     sup      It's starting!      Not Shuwa, huh?      Better when she's sober      Purity fitness...      Started quiet, but will she remain pure forever? lol [02:04] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. SIGN    Congrats on your first Harerun encounter [02:07] Awayuki     Th-Thank you for the red super chat     just as we're getting started! [02:10] Awayuki     Oh, but it's very true... [02:13] Awayuki     Getting to talk to Hareru-senpai     still feels like a dream! [02:16] Awayuki     And I was able to learn that she wears     sexy black underwear as well! SIGN    lul      She sure loves Harerun, huh      It was a nice hubbub!      That one got clipped lololol      Love Harerun's careful surprises      There she goes      Huh?      Hey where's my pure girl      pure (but lewd)      Gonna find the manufacturer and buy the same kind [02:21] Awayuki     Ahem! Well, we have some very,     very pure light snow today. [02:25] Awayuki     And so... [02:27] Awayuki     I'd like to play a fitness game     using this Long Fit controller! [02:32] Awayuki     Everyone else has one, and I've wanted     one for the longest time, but... [02:36] Awayuki     It cost too much for a NEET who'd just quit her     human cattle pen of an abusive workplace. [02:40] Awayuki     But then... [02:42] Awayuki     I got monetized last month,     and now my ship's finally come in! [02:47] Awayuki     Thanks to all of you! SIGN    I got one of these, and they're pretty hardcore.     You can choose how hard a workout you want. SIGN    You can play games with it, too. My mom's always on it SIGN    I've got one! Don't use it much tho lol [02:51] Awayuki     My, it appears many of you already have one! SIGN    So jealous SIGN    I get it     It's good not just for fitness addicts     like me but for beginners too [02:54] Awayuki     I do recall them being quite the talk of     the town when they first went on sale. [02:57] Awayuki     I suppose they really are popular! SIGN    Heard you were doing maximum difficulty [03:00] Awayuki     Also, you will never convince me     to do maximum difficulty! SIGN    An ironclad refusal lmao [03:05] Awayuki     What's more, Hikari-chan     will also be streaming, SIGN    Let's get     a six-pack! [03:07] Awayuki     and more incredibly, Shion-senpai as well! SIGN    Let's train together [03:11] Awayuki     I recommend having a few     windows open to compare us! SIGN    Compare them, huh...               RIP my sides in advance [03:14] Awayuki     I feel like I'm getting a few rather     ominous comments about this, [03:17] Awayuki     but let's give it a try! SIGN    How much do you exercise     compared to others in your age group? [03:19] VO     How much do you exercise     compared to others in your age group? SIGN    1. A lot          2. Somewhat          3. Not much          4. Not at all SIGN    I thought you were a NEET lol SIGN    Sweating burns off alcohol,     so it's a quality assurance thing SIGN    No honesty? SIGN    Don't strain yourself lol [03:27] Awayuki     Wh-Whatever do you mean? [03:30] Awayuki     I'm an athletic young lady! [03:32] Awayuki     Given my daily workouts     to maintain my beautiful figure, SIGN    Huh? SIGN    You mean "alcoholic"? SIGN    Miss Kokorone Awayuki     thinks we don't know [03:36] Awayuki     I believe option 2 is just about right. SIGN    Sure hope you're not lying!      If you wanna know hell, by all means, pick 2      UNDERESTIMATE LONG FIT AT YOUR PERIL      don't do it sis      I see this is how we get so many streamers with muscle pain      DO IT DO EET      Pick the best option! (1 plz)      This might be her last stream...      ded lol      Geh?! I have foreseen thy future!      It's important to take breaks      Waiting for the intense muscle pain stream      Pick 2!      4!      Better do 4      I SAY 1      3 exists too      5      no comment [03:39] Awayuki     I see... [03:45] Awayuki     I'm sorry, I lied! I'm option 4! [03:48] Awayuki     I'm option 4, but I'm not fat! SIGN    There's our honest girl SIGN    You picked 4, huh?      Let's work our way up,     one step at a time! [03:51] VO     You picked 4, huh?     Let's work our way up, one step at a time!! SIGN    The easiest setting?! Can't wait SIGN    btw Hikari-chan said she was average but went straight for 1 SIGN    lol, no hesitation [03:55] Awayuki     Okay, next... SIGN    Lots of beginner settings huh                    Gotta choose carefully to spare later pain [03:57] VO     How intense of a workout are you looking for? SIGN    How intense of a workout     are you looking for? SIGN    Learning about Awa-chan from the game setup is nice [04:00] Awayuki     What should I pick? SIGN    She's worried now lol SIGN    You can change that one later [04:03] Awayuki     What? Is that true? [04:05] Awayuki     Maybe I'll go with option 3, "Moderate," then. [04:07] VO     You picked 3, "Moderate"! SIGN    You picked 3, "Moderate"!     Feel free to change at any time     if it doesn't feel right. [04:10] VO     Feel free to change at any time     if it doesn't feel right. [04:14] VO     Now... SIGN    Now... [04:15] VO     Please tell me your weight! SIGN    Please tell me your weight SIGN    Enter later [04:18] Awayuki     Let's see... [04:21] Awayuki     Fifty kilograms! [04:23] VO     Let's get healthy together! SIGN    Shuwa-chan would have to integrate the weight of all the StroZero      lol      Hiding nothing      I think she's like 168 cm so that's probably pretty thin      No way is that honest lol      This is definitely throwing off the setup [04:27] VO     Let's get things calibrated for you! SIGN    Let's get things calibrated for you! [04:29] Awayuki     Oh, I finally get to control it! [04:32] VO     Try to bend me as hard as you can! SIGN    Try to bend me     as hard as you can [04:34] Awayuki     Here I go! [04:39] Awayuki     Oh, how was that?! SIGN    weakass press, please just quit now lol SIGN    Yes, I see now SIGN    You ok? Need the power of StroZero? [04:43] Awayuki     Oh, yeah? Get a load of this! SIGN    Hey, it went up! SIGN    That grunt... SIGN    Oraaaa!!!! (pure)                    Self-control 0 SIGN    Setup complete.     Great work! [04:52] VO     Setup complete. Great work! SIGN    People who've been watching since her debut, what do you make                              of Awayuki-chan saying stuff like "get a load of this" now lol SIGN    The Girl Who Gave Up Purity for Power                    whoa (no thoughts head empty) [04:57] Awayuki     I'm extremely tired just from setting up, [05:00] Awayuki     but it looks like I finally     get to play the game! SIGN    It's a pure stream!! [05:03] Awayuki     Does everyone have Hikari-chan     and Shion-senpai's streams open as well? [05:09] Awayuki     Okay... [05:11] Awayuki     I'll do my best! [05:22] Shion     Oh, it's so hard! SIGN    Ah! SIGN    That panting is so NSFW SIGN    yessssssssssss SIGN    Late-night "exercise" SIGN    Finished: 8 reps     Target: 15 reps SIGN    Finished: 9 reps     Target: 15 reps [05:37] Hikari     Th-This is the highest difficulty... [05:40] Hikari     It's pretty tough! [05:41] VO     Almost there! SIGN    Almost there! [05:42] Hikari     It's clearly an unprecedented wall     to overcome at my current ability... [05:47] Hikari     but I'm the kind of person     who breaks down walls! SIGN    we shonen manga now?          who does she think she's talking to...          But you put that wall there     by choosing those settings...          Everyone must follow their own path          lmao [05:49] Hikari     Life is all about breaking down walls! [05:51] Hikari     I must live strong, mustn't I? [05:54] Hikari     That's right... SIGN    As long as you're having fun, that's what matters! [05:56] VO     Now hold it right there! SIGN    Now hold it                    right there! [05:59] Awayuki     I'd heard the rumors,     but this is too much, man! [06:03] VO     That's the way! SIGN    That's the way! [06:06] VO     Keep it up! SIGN    Keep it up! SIGN    Hold it right there! [06:09] VO     Hold it right there! SIGN    I just do not get exercise lol SIGN    That last one was like                    the Nit°°°dai cheer [06:13] VO     Great work! SIGN    wut lol SIGN    Lewd until the very end... SIGN    Go easy or you're gonna barf again! [06:17] Shion     N-No! [06:19] Shion     No squats, please! [06:20] VO     Move in time with the icon on the left! SIGN    Finished: 0 reps     Target: 15 reps [06:26] VO     Move in time with the icon on the left! SIGN    Move in time with the icon on the left! [06:29] Shion     What? Do I have to? [06:32] Shion     Oh, dear... SIGN     ¥50000     The gasping makes me h°rd      Just squat and stand...      Why does she hate squats so much?      We have hit peak      Um, excuse me, could I request... SIGN    Finished: 26 reps     Target: 30 reps [06:44] VO     Looking good! Wow! SIGN    Finished: 27 reps     Target: 30 reps [06:46] Hikari     Awesome! [06:47] Hikari     In the midst of battle, SIGN    How can she laugh     through this torture? SIGN    I love how she takes     her games seriously SIGN    Can't take it, she looks like     a berserker type in a mecha anime SIGN    Bloodshot eyes     from how serious she is [06:48] Hikari     every person feels the fighting     instinct within them resurface! [07:14] Shion     I'm done for! [07:18] Shion     Please... Please let it be over! [07:22] Sei     Well, shall we think about     the birth of the universe? SIGN     Well, shall we think about     the birth of the universe? SIGN    hngh! SIGN    the post-nut clarity rofl SIGN    whoa lololol [07:30] Hikari     Life is meant to be thrown away     when it counts... SIGN    Don't throw it away [07:32] Hikari     It's time to go. SIGN    we t°ki now? SIGN    toss! [07:34] VO     Start! [07:35] VO     One, two... [07:38] VO     Raise those legs up high! [07:41] VO     Three... [07:43] VO     Raise those legs up high! [07:45] VO     Four... [07:47] VO     Five, six... SIGN    totally different from Mommy Shion lol      Not sure this qualifies as "hot" anymore      Judgment: "Pure"      Boat pose is hard even when you're used to it      go, go, awa-chan!      Is this Lamaze?      Raise those legs high!!      It even yells at you when you lose posture for a second, scary      Is this that water-breathing thing I've heard so much about?      It's hard on your core but also on your thighs      What is she even doing      I'm watching all three but this is the weirdest      looks effective tho lol [07:50] VO     Seven, eight... [07:53] VO     Nine, ten... [07:56] VO     Amazing! You did such a great job! [08:02] Awayuki     I'm done for... [08:10] Awayuki     Why was that... so... hard? [08:15] Awayuki     It's definitely a great tool     for getting in shape, at least... [08:25] Awayuki     But... I haven't worked up     a sweat like that in a while. [08:30] Awayuki     Let's all stan exercise now and then, too! [08:37] Awayuki     Shouldn't have pushed myself that hard... [08:40] Awayuki     Haven't had muscle pain in so long... [08:49] Awayuki     There's only one way... [08:51] Awayuki     to forget... [08:53] Awayuki     this pain! [08:56] Awayuki     Shall I give you this? [08:58] Awayuki     Drink it when the pain becomes unbearable. [09:16] Awayuki     I've been a fool for so long... [09:21] Awayuki     Now grant me salvation! [09:26] Awayuki     Good evening to all my sweet children! [09:30] Awayuki     It's your StroZero-swiggin' sis, Shuwa-chan! [09:33] Awayuki     I was thinkin' I'd take a nice, laid-back     night to learn from my fellow streamers. [09:38] Awayuki     I got permission in advance,     so no worries there! [09:41] Awayuki     Let's see, who's streaming right now... [09:46] Awayuki     Hey, Hikari-chan's on! SIGN    Let's play Gartic Phone! SIGN    With viewer participation! [09:49] Awayuki     She's streaming Gartic Phone, huh? SIGN    Looks like a masterpiece in the making SIGN    That's the Telephone Game with pictures, right? [09:53] Awayuki     I heard Mashiron's been giving her     art lessons lately, so... [09:56] Awayuki     Hikari, I choose you! [10:01] Hikari     That should do it! [10:05] Awayuki     Wait, what the... SIGN    She's got legs growing from her arms!     Michelangelo been real quiet since this dropped     Bet she's got demon-face back muscles     Is this what StroZero training does to your body?     She could snap the Long Fit controller! [10:07] Awayuki     What's going on here?! [10:08] Hikari     Now, let's share answers! [10:11] Hikari     The first prompt was... SIGN    Nickname 120     Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero [10:15] Hikari     "Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero"? [10:17] Hikari     What, really? SIGN    Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero [10:23] Awayuki     Ah... That one's awfully cute... SIGN    Shuwa-chan playing Long Fit [10:29] Hikari     So that's how it happened! SIGN    Arnold Shuwa-zzenegger [10:31] Hikari     It certainly did change a lot     from the first prompt, [10:35] Hikari     but I still think I did a pretty good picture! [10:38] Hikari     Well, the first game's over,     and I'm slowly sinking out of my wall sit. [10:42] Hikari     My legs are crying out in pain! [10:43] Awayuki     What? [10:44] Hikari     I heard them crying out for relief so many     times and came so close to giving in... SIGN    She was doing a wall sit while drawing?! [10:49] Hikari     But those screams are     what will make Hikari stronger! [10:54] Hikari     Watch me, everyone! [10:55] Hikari     Hikari will exceed her limits! [10:58] Awayuki     But why?! [11:00] Awayuki     Well, whose stream should we watch next? SIGN    Sei-sama's streaming! SIGN    yessss lololol SIGN    It wasn't scheduled but when she heard     Shuwa-chan was on she said she was gonna SIGN    she was so happy lmao SIGN    sei-sama plz SIGN    I'm streaming °°°° games SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3     Live-On/Utsuki Sei SIGN    she's openly dreading it rofl SIGN    that voice lol SIGN    Sei-sama wants you there you can see it in her eyes! [11:11] Awayuki     Aw, but you know Sei-sama. [11:14] Awayuki     Her stream's bound to be totally indecent. SIGN    Don't be so biased!      Yeah fair enough lol      it's sei-sama yep      eheheheheh lol      Never seen her do a normal stream      Yep!     But she's totally waiting for you girl      I'm watching her stream now and you should totally go lol      Shuwa-chan says that but we all know she loves Sei-sama      I think this is gonna be even worse than what you're imagining lol      Sei-sama is DOWN      Typical StroZero tsundere      GO GO GO      Sorry but I think you're obligated to go now      Don't usually see her getting this friendly outside of her gen      c'mooooooon lol [11:19] Awayuki     Fine. [11:20] Awayuki     Then I'll trust you that she's acting decent... [11:24] Awayuki     and go watch Sei-sama's stream! [11:26] Awayuki     And... click! SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3 SIGN    °Caution! This image may be hiding dangerous graphics and video SIGN    One Moment Please [11:29] Sei     All right, let's count down     Sei-sama's favorite X-rated games. [11:34] Sei     The first one is this, Kin'iro Loveriche*. [11:37] Sei     You hear "Aaaaaah! Riaaaaa!" [11:40] Sei     "Oh! Ohh!" SIGN    That was something else lol      Yep, typical Sei      Can't stop her from loving Ria      Memories resurfacing...      That was her first game rec?      Bwahaha!      Oh right. That. [11:45] Awayuki     Anyway, who should we check out next? [11:49] Awayuki     And I told y'all it was gonna     be typical Sei-sama! SIGN    You were right      apologies      Just one more time!      Let's forget that happened      Called it      Worse than typical lol      What? You don't wanna see???      I'm beggin' you!      Hey, it wasn't that bad      Just the tip!     Go back!     I'm beggin' ya! [11:54] Awayuki     Okay, fine. I get it. [11:57] Awayuki     I kinda wanted to watch it anyway. SIGN    Like I said, tsundere! SIGN    Knew you loved her SIGN    Birds of a feather [12:02] Awayuki     Okay, let's resume! [12:04] Awayuki     And... click! [12:07] Sei     Sorry. I just remembered my last     playthrough and got a little emotional. [12:12] Sei     Moving on to our next game... [12:15] Sei     A little number known as School Days. [12:16] Sei     It's known for... [12:18] Sei/Awayuki     Die, Makoto! SIGN    KEEP IT DOWN      SO LOUD!!!!!      TOO LOUD      SHUT UP LOL      DIE MAKOTO      HOLY CRAP      Don't you guys know what time it is?      DIE MAKOTO      MAKOTOOOO!      please don't shout in my ears      DIE MAKOTO      KEEP IT DOWN SIGN    We interrupt your regularly scheduled program... [12:27] Awayuki     Next up... [12:29] Awayuki     Hey, Hareru-senpai's starting     a Weiß Schwarz stream! [12:32] Awayuki     Let's check it out! SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe! [12:34] Hareru     Oh, why me? [12:37] Hareru     I've got five level threes in my starting     hand and can't play anything! [12:42] Hareru     Guess I'll have to take a mulligan. [12:45] Hareru     Stay calm, girl! [12:48] Hareru     Nothing but freaking climax cards?! [12:51] Hareru     Who ran my deck through*     a sort-by-type program?! [12:56] Hareru     Whoopsie, banged my widdle hand     on the desk in my excitement! [13:00] Hareru     Harerun says ouchie! SIGN    AoriAburiKalbi SIGN    Asagiri Hareru [13:03] Hareru     Next up... [13:04] Hareru     My hand this time... Yep, not bad! [13:08] Hareru     There we are! [13:09] Hareru     Hey, this might be a winning layout! [13:12] Hareru     Oh, but given the chance     of an Impenetrable Interval, [13:15] Hareru     maybe it's better to aim     for a side attack trigger... [13:17] Hareru     No, I'm sure I'll be fine! [13:19] Hareru     Thinking back on the cards I've already seen, [13:22] Hareru     there's no way they were     sitting on a card like that! [13:25] Hareru     I can do this! [13:29] Hareru     Why do they always have them     at the worst possible times?! [13:45] Hareru     You titty devil! [13:47] Hareru     Whoops... Sorry! [13:49] Hareru     The bodybuilder who lives upstairs [13:52] Hareru     just dropped his precious 3.5-ton barbell,     and it fell through the floor at me! [13:56] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai really is an amazing streamer... [14:01] Hareru     Shuwacchi's here? Really? [14:03] Hareru     Perfect timing! [14:05] Hareru     Since I'm worried about more desk damage,     I'd like to end the stream here, [14:09] Hareru     and end things with a Shuwacchi card! [14:13] Awayuki     Say what? SIGN    She in Whom StroZero Dwells, Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Fantasia Bunko [14:13] Hareru     She in whom StroZero dwells, Kokorone Awayuki. SIGN    Isn’t This Another Lovely Night of Light Snowfall? [14:17] Hareru     Change! [14:19] Hareru     If you pay the cost at the start     of your climax phase, [14:22] Hareru     you can play "Shuwacchi" in this card's place! SIGN    I'm StroZero's girl. I'd never leave her     even if you paid me. SIGN    Shuwacchi SIGN    For real?      Betting the cost is StroZero      Like a form change      But she's pure in her first form      How does it feel to be a card?      Pay the cost to become StroZero's woman      She gets possessed by StroZero?      I love Harerun's homemade cards      Can we share this?      I want it!!      She's a Lv. 3 card?      Congrats on being a card!      Is this a collab with Mashiron?      I love that she even made it a hologram card lol      10,000 power [14:26] Awayuki     Did she just make a card out of me?! [14:30] Awayuki     She even used some pretty deep-cut     in-jokes of things I've said on my streams... [14:41] Awayuki     Hello? [14:43] Suzuki     Good morning, Awayuki-san! [14:45] Suzuki     Is now a good time? [14:47] Awayuki     Oh, good morning! It's just fine! [14:51] Suzuki     Regarding the singing collab, we're dividing     the recordings into small groups. [14:55] Suzuki     Are you free at 3pm this Friday? [14:59] Awayuki     Absolutely! [15:01] Suzuki     Please arrive at the agency     one hour in advance. [15:04] Suzuki     We'll drive you to the studio from there. [15:06] Suzuki     I'll have to head out there ahead of you, [15:08] Suzuki     but a member of our staff will drive you there. [15:12] Hareru     Hello, Awayuki-chan! [15:15] Awayuki     Um... Er... [15:16] Hareru     No worries! I'm a member of Live-On's staff! [15:20] Awayuki     You... are? [15:23] Hareru     I'm also older than you, Awayuki-chan! [15:29] Hareru     Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car! [15:31] Hareru     I sure wish I could've gotten     something more impressive for you! [15:35] Awayuki     Th-That's fine... [15:36] Hareru     Like a tanker truck, maybe! [15:38] Awayuki     That's not the kind of impressive     I was thinking! [15:42] Hareru     I've had police officers stop me because     they think I don't really have a license. [15:49] Hareru     I guess I have a rather childish face! [15:51] Awayuki     R-Right... [15:53] Hareru     I've thought before about having     a huge, blown-up copy of my license [15:57] Hareru     printed out and pasted to the side of my car... SIGN    Name:      Likes: Inventing / Vacations / Nudes / Solo Travel      Dislikes: Staying at home / Discrimination / Common sense     She Who Shines like the Sun     Intelligence - Confidence - Artistry      Popularity [16:01] Hareru     But I figured I couldn't pull it off. [16:02] Awayuki     A driver's license itasha?! [16:04] Awayuki     Wouldn't you be broadcasting     your personal info to the world?! [16:07] Hareru     Also, I've had my license for a while,     so I don't need the beginner sticker anymore... [16:12] Hareru     But if I take it off,     they'll ask for my license even more, [16:14] Hareru     so I got desperate and made     an itasha of just the beginner sticker! [16:19] Awayuki     Y-You seriously created that madness?! [16:23] Hareru     It actually looked cooler than you'd expect. SIGN    not this car being SO COMMITTED     to the new driver bit... lmaooo [16:26] Hareru     In fact, I got a lot of attention when I drove it, [16:30] Hareru     but I started to get self-conscious [16:32] Hareru     about committing to the new driver bit     when I'm not a new driver, [16:35] Hareru     so I stopped doing it. [16:37] Awayuki     Not only did you like it,     you actually drove it?! [16:40] Awayuki     Wh-Who is this person? [16:43] Awayuki     Does Live-On really have someone     on their staff this off-kilter? [16:47] Awayuki     This is... Live-On... [16:56] Nekoma     Heya, heya! [16:58] Hareru     Oh, Nekoma! You're still here? [17:00] Nekoma     Yeah! I figured that as long as I'm here,     I should hear everyone else's recordings. [17:06] Nekoma     But I've got plans after this,     so I'd better head home. [17:09] Hareru     I see, I see! [17:10] Nekoma     So this is the famous... [17:12] Hareru     Yes, the Do Brando of Live-On, [17:15] Hareru     Awayuki-chan! [17:17] Nekoma     "Look at me, swilling it down!" [17:19] Awayuki     I am not D°o! [17:21] Nekoma     Oh, excuse me! [17:23] Nekoma     Starting again... [17:24] Nekoma     Nya-nyan! [17:25] Nekoma     I'm Hirune Nekoma! [17:28] Awayuki     It's nice to meet you. I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [17:31] Nekoma     Mashiro-chan and Hikari-chan     just finished their recording! [17:35] Awayuki     Oh, really? [17:37] Nekoma     S'long! [17:39] Hikari     Great work! I was so nervous! [17:42] Mashiro     Great work. You looked like you were     singing your heart out, though. [17:45] Mashiro     Were you really nervous? [17:47] Hikari     I really was! [17:48] Hikari     You seemed to have     a really easy time of it, though! [17:51] Mashiro     I'm relieved that it came off that way. [17:54] Mashiro     Oh? It's Awa-chan. [17:58] Mashiro     Good to see you. [17:59] Awayuki     G-Good to see you... [18:01] Hikari     Hey, it's IRL Awayuki-chan! [18:04] Mashiro     What's wrong, Awa-chan? Why so nervous? [18:08] Awayuki     Oh... I just never know     how to approach these [18:11] Awayuki     "meeting you for the first     time again" situations. [18:14] Mashiro     Oh, that's fair. [18:16] Mashiro     Since we're meeting IRL     for the first time, [18:18] Mashiro     maybe we should have proper introductions? [18:21] Mashiro     I'm Irodori Mashiro. [18:23] Hikari     Matsuriya Hikari! [18:25] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [18:33] Hikari     It feels weird to introduce ourselves     when we know each other so well already! [18:38] Mashiro     I'd love to talk longer, but I don't want     to keep the staff waiting. [18:42] Mashiro     Go on, Awa-chan. [18:43] Awayuki     Right. [18:44] Hikari     Let's have a third-genner meetup sometime! [18:47] Awayuki     Sure! See you later! [18:53] Awayuki     They got a popular up-and-coming*     anisong writer to write it. [18:58] Awayuki     Live-On really went all-out for this... [19:01] Sound Director     Awayuki-san, please sing the part     just before the first chorus. [19:05] Sound Director     Can you give it the "pure" treatment? [19:08] Awayuki     Y-Yes! SIGN    Recording SIGN    Recording [19:12] Awayuki     Finally finished! [19:15] Suzuki     Okay, time for your next session! [19:18] Awayuki     Huh, it wasn't finished     with the first session? [19:21] Suzuki     Shuwa-chan needs to record next! [19:23] Awayuki     I'm recording two parts by myself?! [19:26] Awayuki     B-But what about the booze? [19:29] Awayuki     I'd be pretty nervous about     drinking in a place like this... [19:33] Hareru     No need for that! [19:37] Awayuki     I-It's her... [19:38] Awayuki     What's a member of the staff     doing standing in front of the mic? [19:41] Awayuki     She said she was a member of Live-On's staff. [19:45] Awayuki     But... [19:46] Awayuki     she never said she was just a member of staff. [19:49] Awayuki     In other words, she could be     a part of Live-On's staff... [19:52] Awayuki     and also a VTuber herself. [19:56] Awayuki     The only streamer with     a history like that is... [20:01] (Flashback) Hareru     Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car! [20:02] Hareru     I sure wish I could've gotten     something more impressive for you! [20:04] (Flashback) Hareru     I've thought before about having     a huge blown-up copy of my license [20:06] (Flashback) Hareru     printed out and pasted to the side of my car... [20:07] Hareru     But if I take it off,     they'll ask for my license even more, [20:10] Hareru     so I got desperate and made     an itasha of just the beginner sticker! [20:23] Hareru     Ha, ha, ha! [20:25] Hareru     Finally caught on, did you, Awacchi? [20:27] Hareru     I am the sun in all your hearts,     Asagiri Hareru! [20:33] Awayuki     Which means... I was alone     in a car with Hareru-senpai?! [20:38] Awayuki     We were on a driving date?! [20:40] Awayuki     And now we're gonna record together? [20:43] Hareru     That's right! [20:45] Awayuki     Feels so good! [20:50] Hareru     We meet at last, Shuwacchi! [20:54] Suzuki     You're having fun, eh? [20:55] Hareru     Of course I am, Suzu-king! [20:58] Hareru     I've really been looking forward     to recording with Shuwacchi! [21:02] Awayuki     Wait a minute. [21:03] Awayuki     From a broader perspective, all utterances     come from vibrations of the throat... [21:07] Awayuki     Which means singing and gasping     in ecstasy are like the same thing? [21:10] Awayuki     Does that mean Hareru-senpai and I     are basically gonna have ? [21:14] Hareru*     There's that trademark Shuwacchi     "basically the same" logic! [21:17] Hareru     C'mon, Shuwacchi, let's get recording! [21:21] Shuwa     Looking forward to it! SIGN    Premieres in 30 seconds Notify me SIGN    Premieres in 29 seconds Notify me SIGN    Premieres in 28 seconds Notify me SIGN    Live Start SIGN    people are waiting SIGN    Waiting breathlessly to watch live      Will Shuwa-chan sing too?      so excited      It's supposed to be all eight      can't wait!      SO HERE FOR THIS      Got my bathroom business done      Get hype for Live-On! [23:09] Awayuki     Dang, that's good! SIGN    Let's watch the PV! [23:11] Awayuki     Seeing the premiere of the Live Start video     makes the StroZero taste all the sweeter! [23:16] Awayuki     Boy, it's great! It's just so great! SIGN    Let's watch the PV! [23:21] Awayuki     And on top of all that, I've got a really,     really, really important announcement! [23:26] Awayuki     Here it comes... SIGN    Important Announcement!! [23:30] Awayuki     Ta-dah! SIGN    4th Generation Coming Soon [23:31] Awayuki     I'm gonna be a senpai! [23:37] Alice     Awayuki-dono... SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E5 - Episode 5 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    4th Generation Reveal [00:00] Awayuki     At last, it's time to reveal      the fourth generation of Live-On. [00:03] Awayuki     In other words... SIGN    My kohais are debuting! SIGN    Can't wait      Awa-chan doesn't know them yet either?      She's not drinking today?      Thought it'd be a Shuwa-chan stream      4th gen, huh? Since it's Live-On,     probably a bunch of freaks lol      Love that we can watch the reveal together      Three of em huh?      purity mode     Huh? Not drinking? u ok?     Guess she's taking this one seriously lmao      good evening! [00:05] Awayuki     It's finally my senpai debut! [00:08] Awayuki     I don't know anything about     our fourth-genners yet, [00:12] Awayuki     so I'm looking forward to meeting them! [00:14] Awayuki     I don't care if they're troublemakers... [00:16] Awayuki     as long as they're charming girls     who'll look up to me! [00:20] Awayuki     I wonder what they'll be like! [00:24] Awayuki     Oh, the stream's started! [00:29] Alice     I-It is my pleasure to meet you all! [00:31] Alice     I am Soma Alice! [00:33] Alice     I spend my days studying for my college degree, [00:36] Alice     while performing     in an idol group called Phalanx! [00:40] Awayuki     Ah, the comments are quite impressed already! SIGN    A triple threat?!      Good luck!      Wonder what kind of idol she is based on the costume      Pretty cool      Love her!      Kind of a militaristic costume SIGN    She's pretty      Good luck!                         SO CUTE     Alice-chan?!     Love how she talks [00:43] Awayuki     She seems like the classic idol protagonist. [00:46] Alice     There's also one thing I would like     to use this opportunity to say... [00:51] Alice     Kokorone Awayuki-dono! [00:54] Alice     Will you accept me as your woman?! [01:03] Awayuki     Huh? SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:35] Alice     Finding myself in a life of endless boredom, [02:39] Alice     I began performing as an idol     in an attempt to find purpose in life. [02:43] Alice     And yet, I still longed for something     greater to give me true satisfaction! [02:49] Alice     Just then, [02:50] Alice     I happened to catch sight of an online article     about your legendary accidental stream! SIGN    Virtual Streamer Kokorone Awayuki-San Skyrockets in     Popularity after Accidentally Revealing Hidden Side on Stream [02:55] Alice     The impact of that stream... It was my     baptism into the world of the VTuber! [03:00] Alice     The best way I can think of to describe it... [03:03] Alice     Yes, it was love at first sight! [03:06] Awayuki     U-Um... Yes, I see. [03:09] Awayuki     I'm still attempting to process all this,      but one thing seems quite clear... [03:14] Awayuki     This girl's got serious Live-On brain! SIGN    What in the world...      you're kidding lololol      Fell in love with the way she forgot to log off, got sloshed on StroZero,     sexually harassed her same-sex VTubers, passed out drunk,     then woke up and barfed her brains out sure makes sense      What in the heck does that mean?!     Guess there's some unexplained things left in this world      Are you the one who's been posting timestamps of everything? [03:18] Alice     Boldly forging your own path, [03:20] Alice     then turning to see that you had     amassed tremendous popularity... [03:24] Alice     Truly, this was the phenomenon     for which my heart thirsted! [03:28] Alice     Ever since then, I have watched each and every     one of your livestreams and archives alike! [03:33] Alice     I even recorded everything     you said and when... SIGN    So beautiful Thank you, I love you awa-chan <3 <3          For my own ref:     00:01:03 Stream starts     00:03:18 Goodbyes (purity up to here)     01:09:45 Forgets to log off     01:12:15 Hikari-chan stream     01:15:22 Gonna be your °°°°°!     01:23:56 G°°ning [03:37] Alice     The act filled me with unspeakable ecstasy! SIGN    Allow me to once again thank the pure      Kokorone Awayuki-dono for her moans of fitness [03:41] Alice     Naturally, I sent as many maxed-out      super chats as I could! SIGN    Super chat super-donor     Dedicated archivist      Sudden marriage proposal [03:46] Awayuki     This is too much! [03:47] Awayuki     I know I said I hoped they looked up     to me, but I didn't mean this! SIGN    Why'd they put this girl first?      roflcopter fleet deployed for Awa-chan's fangirl      I'm Japanese living in Japan and I have no idea what this girl is saying      Maxing donations as a student lol      These are the acts of a drunkard, you know      This escalated quickly      Whoa, she's crazy! This girl is playing 4D chess,     and we're already obsessed with her      I'm stanning already      She's MEMORIZING lines?!      Glad you get such a nice fan!      Go on, Awayuki, take responsibility for making her like this (grin)      Don't you have other things to study for? [03:53] Alice     Hoping to be closer to you,     I applied to join Live-On's fourth generation, [03:59] Alice     and thus I stand before you now! [04:02] Alice     I couldn't be more delighted to be standing     on the same stage as someone I admire so! [04:07] Awayuki     W-Well... If we get loose     with our interpretations, [04:10] Awayuki     she's still a cute kohai who looks up to me... [04:12] Awayuki     I'll welcome her with a mind     as open as the vastness of space. [04:16] Alice     This concludes all I truly wished to say. [04:19] Alice     If anyone has any questions,     I'd be delighted to answer them! SIGN    How did you get hired?     What did you talk about in your interview? SIGN    Please accept our heartfelt gratitude for choosing our company out of the many     options to apply to, and for taking the time to submit a resume and application.          However, after much deliberation, we must regretfully inform you     that we are not in a position to be hiring you as a streamer at this time. [04:24] Alice     Well, the truth of the matter is that I was     rejected in the initial application phase. SIGN    Huh? [04:28] Awayuki     Huh? Really? SIGN    What's going on here? [04:30] Awayuki     Then how... SIGN    Essay [04:31] Alice     But I refused to take no for an answer [04:34] Alice     and continued submitting essay after essay     about the brilliance of Awayuki-dono! SIGN    Reje SIGN    cted SIGN    Essay SIGN    Essay [04:40] Awayuki     Hang on! Writing essays about me     for your application is kinda weird! [04:44] Alice     On my fifth attempt,     I made it to the interview, SIGN    Awayuki Brain     Always thinking about StroZero and girls SIGN    Awayuki Ear     Can hear the opening of a StroZero can     from any distance SIGN    Awayuki Stomach     Can hold up to six StroZeros SIGN    Awayuki Heart     Not particularly resilient [04:47] Alice     and when I spoke there of my     unbridled love for Awayuki-dono, [04:50] Alice     they recruited me at once! [04:52] Awayuki     But you failed all those times before     because you didn't talk about yourself! [04:56] Alice     Oh, Awayuki-dono! You are my savior! [05:00] Awayuki     This girl's got a mind of steel! [05:04] Awayuki     Calm down, Awayuki. [05:06] Awayuki     You said you'd welcome her with an open mind. SIGN    Can't hold it back anymore but let it goooo      We have entered the final stage of Awayuki fundamentalism      Mind of steel warrior      The absolute madlads at Live-On     hiring this nutjob... more please      pls don't stop      And here I thought we'd     gotten a sweet little idol girl      is there such a thing as tone-deaf     but with ambition?      She's so cheerful yet terrifying      Yandere get?      She definitely seems to be convincing herself      Maybe change your name to Salome?      Let's accept her as one of us      Definitely seems to be the possessive stalker yandere type [05:09] Awayuki     You've got an adorable kohai showing you love! [05:13] Awayuki     Nothing could be better, right?! [05:15] Awayuki     Yes! SIGN    You're not gonna "nice boat" Awa-chan, are you? [05:18] Alice     How dare you! [05:20] Alice     I want nothing more than     to see Awayuki-dono happy. [05:23] Alice     No true fan would ever get in their idol's     way by forcing their affections on them! [05:29] Awayuki     Alice-chan? SIGN    Wrapping all the way back around to being decent maybe Ideal fan Isn't that nice lol For her happiness... Aha, I see That's how a stan should be A little pushy but pretty earnest? You can see how we'd get confused Turbo-weight class moralist fan Not a yandere then? [05:31] Awayuki     See? I knew she was a good girl! SIGN    If you could get one thing from     Awa-chan, what would it be? [05:36] Alice     Get one thing? [05:39] Alice     If I could say one thing I know     I'd never get, it would be... [05:43] Alice     Her uvula, I suppose. SIGN    why lmao      WHAT??      That was so unexpected I'm lmao      UVULA      ah      LOLOLOLOL      Uvu... wut?     The way she sounded embarrassed kinda got to me      I'm sure Shuwa-chan would give it to you!      what kind of request is      um      Uvula???      she already knew      Who wants something like that      SIGN    Why her uvula? [05:47] Alice     Even if it's a part of her throat,     it's still a beautiful dck! SIGN    It's the d°ck of the throat [05:51] Alice     If I could put it inside me,     it would basically be like having ! SIGN    Is it a comet? No, it can't be...               because comets move like "zoom"... SIGN    That broke me SIGN    Power of imagination      Tearing off d°cks... we R°°lm of the S°ns°s now.      I guess it makes sense in her head      Isn't it better if it's still attached      THIS IS NOT GOOD      Was Live-On the real bullfight of love all along?      DO NOT USE THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE!     Girls DO have one!!      What is she talking about?      Treat it nicely! [06:00] Alice*     Thank you so much for hearing me out! [06:03] Alice     I'd also like to end my stream     with a lemon-flavored StroZero! [06:07] Alice     Cheers! [06:11] Alice     Feesh sho good! [06:16] Eirai     Hey-ho, all! And how are we feeling? [06:22] Awayuki     Oh, crud! [06:23] Awayuki     I was so bowled over by Alice-chan's     introduction that I spaced out. [06:27] Eirai     What a pleasure to meet you! [06:28] Eirai     I'm Sonokaze Eirai,     the elven director of Eirai Zoo! [06:34] Awayuki     I see. An elf who runs a zoo? [06:38] Eirai     I became a VTuber to teach you all the joy     of learning about different kinds of animals! [06:46] Awayuki     She seems quite normal at the moment. [06:49] Awayuki     She might even fit orthodox     definitions of cuteness... [06:53] Eirai     Now, I'd love to share     some fun facts about animals! SIGN    I'm debuting my kohais! SIGN    So cute!      They like acorns?      You think she casts healing spells with that staff?      An elf with big boobs!      This is a real 180 into calmsville      Seems normal for now      She's got an unusual BG too [07:00] Awayuki     Ah, so it's not just her character!     She really knows a lot about them! [07:04] Eirai     This is the gorilla, as I'm sure you all know! [07:07] Eirai     Most people think of gorillas     as loving bananas, SIGN    Gorilla Habitats SIGN    Wild Banana Habitats [07:11] Eirai     but they don't often eat bananas in the wild! [07:14] Eirai     The gorilla's love of bananas     is actually a big ol' stereotype! SIGN    Live-On SIGN    Freak Show SIGN    Ordinary [07:19] Awayuki     That's so educational! [07:21] Awayuki     Having an ordinary person for     the second debut strikes a good balance! [07:25] Awayuki     Very impressive, Live-On! [07:27] Eirai     You'll also want to be careful, [07:31] Eirai     because gorillas are known     to throw their poop at people! SIGN    Freak Show SIGN    Ordinary [07:34] Awayuki     Huh? Poop? [07:36] Eirai     This is all far beyond me, of course, [07:38] Eirai     but they're quite beloved     by those highly advanced perverts [07:42] Eirai     who enjoy sct play and bestiality! SIGN    Freak Show SIGN    Ordinary [07:46] Awayuki     Sct? SIGN    did she say sc°t      uh?      BWAHAHAHA      That is not what I was expecting her to say      Total 180      I-It's not over! There's no rule that says an orthodox mommy type can't say poop!      She really shouldn't be using those naughty words      So it's come to this, Live-On      I've written down that Eirai-chan will say these things      The second streamer here is also not normal      It's all good if it's scientific [07:48] Eirai     Actually, the peis of the gorilla     is three centimeters long... [07:51] Eirai     And they have a baculum—a bone     in their pe°is that Homo sapiens lacks! SIGN    Ordinary [07:58] Awayuki     A peis bone?! SIGN    Freak Show SIGN    The way she smiled when she talked about throwing poop lol psst psst... Heyyyy A boner bone?!??     She's a freak walking around in a normal person's skin Why does she know this much about fetishes...     At this point I think this is a requirement for Live-On's hiring I-I get hard enough it feels like there's a bone...     whoops never mind THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 3CM The fact that she smiles is the darkest part of this     My grandpa told me that even if you're small, always stand tall Can we please not talk about skin right now?     Apparently homo sapiens is rare in primates for NOT having a baculum this lady is crazy holy crap SIGN    Freak Show SIGN    Please Subscribe [08:01] Eirai     Well, that's enough gorilla facts for one day! [08:06] Eirai     I'll be sharing lots more     animal facts in the future! SIGN    Nice work! See you! These new recruits are going hard already Curious to watch her stream that was NOT normal The content is so far from her appearance and voice My expectations in tatters I guess she's more "weirdo"? I liked the time spent on gorillas more than the time spent on you lol I feel like she's got an even darker side in there I see [08:09] Eirai     Be seeing you soon! [08:12] Awayuki     Goodbye, ordinary person... [08:15] Awayuki     Live-On's turning into a zoo for weirdos! [08:18] Awayuki     The third one's gonna be a freak too, I'll bet! [08:21] Awayuki     Wait... Huh? [08:24] Awayuki     She's not talking. [08:26] Awayuki     Equipment trouble, maybe? [08:28] Kaeru     Um... I'm pleased to meet you. [08:32] Kaeru     I'm Yamatani Kaeru. [08:34] Awayuki     Well, her equipment seems to be working... [08:37] Awayuki     Is she just that nervous? [08:40] Kaeru     There's something I need to lead off with. [08:43] Awayuki     "Lead off with"? [08:46] Kaeru     I may look like an adult on the outside... [08:48] Kaeru     But I'm actually a baby. [08:51] Kaeru     So please, take care of me! [08:53] Kaeru     Baby me! [08:55] Kaeru     Spoil me! [08:57] Kaeru     This is the reason I became a VTuber. SIGN    lol Adult on the outside! Child on the inside! Some say Kaeru's brakes are broken. I say she never had any... Yep, pure terror Well, at least we know now... fourth gen has zero purity wtf live-on This is something else you guys... Forget purity, we don't have anyone normal at all EVERY TIME Why did she admit it so openly [09:01] Kaeru     I want you all to be my mommy. SIGN    Her avatar and voice are both adult      Baby supplies      Ah I see I get it now      I'd love to watch the behind the scenes on these hiring decisions...      Are you really going there now, Live-On?      Don't get it now lolol      I've heard of big families but not like THAT      Guess it takes all types huh      not okay [09:04] Kaeru     Be sweet with me and let me     play the baby until I die. [09:08] Kaeru     Because I am a baby. [09:10] Kaeru     I realize that my body     looks like that of an adult, [09:13] Kaeru     but I'm sure that my mental age     is that of an infant. [09:16] Kaeru     As proof, when I got home yesterday,     I holed up in bed and played Pronne all day. [09:21] Awayuki**     She's a freak... She's too freaky! SIGN    I am still really off-balance about this That's... an argument Were you once a great detective, by chance? THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LOL Because I am a baby! (determined) How is that proof?? lol That's the opposite of the great detective Pfft! If you're gonna call yourself a baby, you gotta do better than that! Graaah! You're not in a diaper though Guess we've got a full-time baby player I played Pronne all day yesterday too My sin is too great [09:24] Awayuki**     I feel the darkness of our modern day... [09:27] Kaeru     No need to worry. [09:29] Kaeru     I'm definitely wearing a diaper underneath. [09:31] Kaeru     I can also suck on a pacifier, as you can see. [09:34] Kaeru     Naturally. Because I am a baby. [09:37] Awayuki     Why is she so confident about it?! [09:39] Kaeru     I hope this is sufficient evidence     for you to believe that I am a baby. [09:45] Kaeru     I am now recruiting people     to baby and dote on me. SIGN    I'm taking applicants to be my mommy. SIGN    Subscribe to my channel!     Please be my mommy! [09:49] Kaeru     I implore all my mommy listeners     to please watch my streams. SIGN    If you're really a baby, cry like one [09:54] Kaeru     Very well. [09:55] Kaeru     Ahem... SIGN    My kohais are debuting! SIGN    stunned      Might be okay?      I don't know what to do with this      Please, please      My mind is blank lolol      (crickets)      That avatar with a pacifier is cringe      This lady's a total freak      what in the WORLD      She's certainly committed      hey lolol      We underestimated her! SIGN    Your mommy's here! I bought you a resume to fill out! SIGN    YOUR MOMMY'S HERE.      I BOUGHT YOU A RESUME TO FILL OUT. [10:09] Kaeru     R-Resume? Working?! [10:14] Kaeru     Please, anything but working!     Anything but that! [10:15] Awayuki     What's with that reaction?! [10:17] Awayuki     Is she as traumatized by working as I was?! SIGN    Memories of Past Life     Returning [10:20] Kaeru     Please, anything but that! SIGN    4th Generation Reveal SIGN    Thanks for tuning in! [10:26] Awayuki     What in the world brought her to this point? [10:30] Awayuki     Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka... boom! [10:33] Awayuki     Shuwa-chan here! SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki [10:35] Awayuki     Let's introduce our crazy friend for today! SIGN    It's Mashiron!      Shuwa-Shuwa Mashi-Mashi F°p-F°p      Hope the puppy's doing okay...      Evening all!      don't g°°n now lolol      PSSHT      Shuwa-chan today?!      Energized despite the late hour      She's still in school      Huh? Surely no children are watching this stream, so why do they know about modern kids' songs?      What's wrong with a child watching Shuwa-chan? I'm a child!      It's a trap!      Well, Live-On did recently hire a baby, so this is now a gifted child channel      Kids these days are amazing, drinking StroZero and everything [10:38] Mashiro     Hello. [10:39] Mashiro     Reporting from behind a thousand-yard stare     after having my childhood memories defiled, [10:42] Mashiro     this is Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron. [10:45] Mashiro     I also think I'm not too crazy,     relatively speaking. [10:48] Awayuki     Don't be so humble! [10:50] Mashiro     I'm not. [10:50] Awayuki     Well, I'm gonna start doing collabs     with my kohais pretty soon, but... [10:55] Awayuki     It's looking like a boss rush right now, [10:58] Awayuki     so I'm gonna recover my strength     by talking to my beloved Mashiron! [11:03] Mashiro     What am I, a save point? [11:05] Awayuki     So, after we respond to some Marshmallows,     I've got a totally crazy segment in mind! [11:11] Mashiro     Wait, was "crazy" supposed to be a compliment? SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online     and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in      1. Buy energy drink and StroZero      2. Mix StroZero and energy drink      3. Enjoy! [11:16] Mashiro     "I tried drinking it this way I saw online     and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in." SIGN    Nuts SIGN    Nuts [11:21] Mashiro     "One. Buy energy drink and StroZero." [11:24] Mashiro     "Two. Mix StroZero and energy drink." [11:27] Mashiro     "Three. Enjoy!" SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online     and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in      1. Buy energy drink and StroZero      2. Mix StroZero and energy drink      3. Enjoy! [11:31] Awayuki     The truth is, I actually tried     this yesterday and got wasted! SIGN    Shuwa-chan has undergone special training.     Don't try this at home, kids! [11:34] Mashiro     Oh? What did you think? [11:37] Awayuki     Nuttastic violence! It gives you wings! [11:41] Mashiro     I've never heard that word before,     but I can tell it's extremely dangerous. SIGN    What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?     I hope you two can hook up soon. [11:46] Mashiro     "What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?     I hope you two can hook up soon." [11:53] Mashiro     Oh, the Shuwa-chan cultist? [11:56] Mashiro     She really exploded off     the launchpad, didn't she? [11:59] Awayuki     She's nuttastic violence! [12:01] Mashiro     Could you not compare     our kohai to that devil's brew? [12:05] Awayuki     But she's a threat to my chastity! [12:08] Awayuki     Shuwa-chan's fwightened! SIGN    You're one to talk SIGN    This, from you? Really? SIGN    Hypocrite vibes SIGN    Don't play the sweet act [12:11] Mashiro     I think most streamers, including me,     have felt the same way about you, Shuwa-chan. SIGN    People You Scare SIGN    Yes SIGN    No SIGN    Maybe?? [12:17] Mashiro     Oh, speaking of... [12:19] Mashiro     That girl seems to view me     as competition for your affections. [12:23] Awayuki     What? Really? [12:24] Mashiro     She called me her "rival in love" on a stream. SIGN    Depose Mashiro-dono! [12:27] Awayuki     For real?! [12:30] Awayuki     Can I get the scenario where that makes     you start to pursue me out of jealousy? [12:35] Mashiro     Like a fetish club scenario? SIGN    Role-Play Script Request Form SIGN    Script Category SIGN    Please choose SIGN    Script Title SIGN    Script Text [12:37] Awayuki     Nice work picking that one up!     Typical Mashiron! [12:40] Awayuki     Well, wanna put the Marshmallows     aside and get to my segment?! [12:44] Mashiro     What are we doing now? [12:46] Awayuki     You know how we streamers are lucky enough     to have people drawing art of us all the time? SIGN    This is Kokorone Awayuki from Live-On 3rd Gen!     I'm coming to meet you when the light snow falls...      Let's get streamin'!      Fan art: #AwaArt #ShuwaArt     Stream tag: #WhenLightSnowFalls [12:52] Mashiro     True. I'm an illustrator myself,     so I know quite a bit about them. [12:56] Awayuki     So you know there's quite a lot of NSFW     drawings of us out there too, right? SIGN    She got drunk and lost her inhibitions SIGN    Content warning: Nudity [13:02] Mashiro     Yes, of course. [13:03] Awayuki     So my segment is: introducing     NSFW drawings of Awayuki! [13:09] Mashiro     Is this a new form of exhibitionism? [13:11] Awayuki     I'll censor the naughty bits, of course! [13:16] Mashiro     I can already tell this stream     will be exhausting. [13:18] Awayuki     All right, here's our first one! SIGN    A true master, turned on even by herself [13:22] Awayuki     Ah, a truly gntastic gntissue receptacle. SIGN    What in the world is she showing us...      JUST A CUTE LI'L DOGGIE (SHOUTING)      Brilliant, g°°n then put it in the tissue box      Did she just say g°°ntissue receptacle lolol      ah! [13:26] Mashiro     Shuwa-chan, please don't say things     that are going to catch on. [13:29] Mashiro     And please don't gn to your own lewd pics. [13:31] Awayuki**     As a professional illustrator,     what do you think of this one? [13:35] Mashiro     I like the expression. [13:37] Mashiro     I like how she's a little embarrassed     while also brimming with hope and curiosity. [13:42] Mashiro     The StroZero aside... [13:44] Awayuki     The StroZero is what makes it good! [13:47] Awayuki     C'mon, Mashiron! Join the bkkke party! [13:50] Mashiro     No, thanks. I'd prefer to remain human. [13:53] Awayuki     Just what do you think I am, Mashiron? [13:57] Awayuki     Well, no matter. Moving on to the next pic! [14:01] Mashiro     What? [14:02] Mashiro     Wait, is this one by Kanzarin-sensei? [14:05] Awayuki     Oh, you know her, Mashiron? [14:07] Mashiro     Of course I do! And what was she thinking?! [14:11] Awayuki     Wow, I've never seen Mashiron so excited! [14:14] Awayuki     Feeling appropriately honored to be drawn     by someone so famous! Now, let's move on! [14:22] Awayuki     A masterpiece! This one'll get the     Nobel Prize for Lewdness, no prob! [14:26] Mashiro     Apologize to the Nobel Committee. [14:28] Mashiro     Still, I feel a little flustered at seeing     so much high-quality art. [14:35] Awayuki     Beautiful Art Power plus Ero Power     plus a triple rotation equals... [14:40] Awayuki     1.2 million power! [14:42] Mashiro     Enough Shuwa randomness, please. [14:44] Awayuki     Let's move on to the final illustration! [14:47] Awayuki     Its hotness far surpasses all previous works! [14:50] Mashiro     That sounds like bad news to me. [14:53] Awayuki     Well, go on and take it! [14:55] Mashiro     W-Wait! [14:58] Mashiro     Huh? [14:59] Awayuki     Actually, this art is so gosh-darn pornographic     that it'd get me ban-hammered in seconds, [15:03] Awayuki     so I'm hiding it with myself! [15:05] Mashiro     I think you just wanted to do that. [15:07] Mashiro     And don't use your own body as a censor bar! [15:11] Mashiro     Well, I'm glad you didn't fill your screen [15:13] Mashiro     with an illustration extreme     enough to get you banned. [15:16] Awayuki     I really am very sorry to have     abused this body you gave me. [15:21] Mashiro     I guess I do understand, though. SIGN    If you enjoyed the stream, feel free to like and subscribe!      Collab partner -> Irodori Mashiro     Special thanks to:      Karei-sensei For more info about the art, click here     Kanzarin-sensei For more info about the art, click here     Hamashima Shigeo-sensei For more info about the art, click here     Shiokonbu-sensei For more info about the art, click here [15:24] Awayuki     If you want to learn more about the art,     check out the links in the dooblydoo! [15:32] Awayuki     That was fun! [15:36] Awayuki     Manager Suzuki? [15:38] Awayuki     Yes? Hello? [15:40] Suzuki     Great work on your stream! [15:42] Suzuki     Can you talk right now, Awayuki-san? [15:44] Awayuki     Thanks! And I can talk now, yeah. [15:48] Suzuki     Well... You see... [15:51] Awayuki     Wh-Why are you hesitating? [15:54] Suzuki     I'll just give it to you straight.     Soma Alice-san wants to collab with you. [15:59] Awayuki     R-Right... [16:01] Suzuki     She's actually been requesting     collabs for quite some time... [16:05] Awayuki     What? Really?! [16:07] Suzuki     Yes... SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request [16:08] Suzuki     Since before she debuted, even... SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request SIGN    love_awayukidono@memail.com Collab request [16:11] Awayuki     Since before she debuted?! [16:13] Awayuki     Huh? [16:14] Awayuki     She actually DMed me just now. SIGN    Soma Alice [16:18] Suzuki     She probably wants to request*     a collab with you directly. [16:22] Awayuki     I see! How polite of her. SIGN    Dear my most beloved StroZero goddess Kokorone     Awayuki-dono, please forgive the rudeness of this     abrupt direct message. What might you be doing on this     beautiful streaming day? Ah, I suppose it is foolish to     ask that, since you stream every day. As I am constantly     watching your stream videos on an endless loop, it fills     me with great pleasure to see your number of videos     increase each day. Your streams accompany me in     the morning with refreshing birdsong; in the afternoon     when the sun is at its zenith; in the evening when     the crimson of the setting sun shines into my room;     and at night when I conclude my daily affairs. Your     streams fill every part of my body, stimulating     my every cell with joy. I, the humble Soma Alice... [16:27] Awayuki     Wh-What the hell... Is this all     a message inviting me to collab?! [16:33] Suzuki     Awayuki-san? Wh-What's the matter? [16:36] Suzuki     Awayuki-san? Awayuki-san?! SIGN    Kohai Attack [16:42] Awayuki     Hello. It's a not-so-lovely night     of light snowfall, isn't it? [16:46] Alice     Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty! SIGN    I can't believe she agreed to this loooool [16:51] Awayuki     Well, as her senpai,     I couldn't exactly say no. [16:55] Alice     Goodness, this truly might be     the greatest day of my life! [17:00] Alice     I'm collabing with Awayuki-dono,     my own personal goddess! [17:06] Awayuki     When did I become a goddess again? [17:09] Alice     You're the goddess of StroZero! [17:12] Alice     The goddess of dirty jokes! [17:13] Alice     The goddess of barfing! [17:14] Alice     The goddess of fetishism! SIGN    She mixed in a lot of folk goddesses there      I guess that is how mythology happens (not really)      Proposal: Awa-chan is Zeus. Proof: They both like girls.      I'm okay with lots of goddesses, but what would the goddess of barfing even be?      That's the most random proof lol      Those deities all sound generous with themselves and others      Ragnarok? Does that mean Live-On was always in a mythological world?      Doesn't seem plausible for a human world at least [17:15] Awayuki     So many goddesses! [17:17] Awayuki     I think you've got a Ragnarok     going on in your head... [17:20] Awayuki     Well, that's enough for introductions. [17:23] Awayuki     I was thinking I'd let Alice     handle this segment. [17:26] Awayuki     She hasn't told me what     she has planned yet, though. [17:29] Awayuki     Could you please explain, Alice-chan? [17:33] Awayuki     Eh? Alice-chan? [17:35] Alice     Could you kindly wait one more moment? [17:37] Alice     I was recording you saying my name just now! [17:43] Alice     Obviously, I'm going to make     a video clip of it later! [17:47] Awayuki     What for?! [17:49] Alice     To use it! [17:51] Awayuki     To use it for what?! [17:52] Alice     To use it for what! [17:55] Awayuki     I kind of hate that I understand     just what she means. [17:59] Alice     Well, time to reveal what I have planned! SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together     The Legendary Moment When     Shuwa-chan Was Born! [18:02] Alice     The Fun Times Watch-Together of the     Legendary Moment When Shuwa-chan Was Born! [18:08] Awayuki     Well, everyone, I'm afraid     the light snow has ended. SIGN    Thank You For Watching [18:13] Awayuki     Let's meet again when the light snow falls! [18:15] Alice     Oh, please, don't end the stream! SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together     The Legendary Moment When     Shuwa-chan Was Born! [18:17] Alice     We've only just started! [18:19] Awayuki     Why in the world [18:20] Awayuki     do I need to go back [18:22] Awayuki     and watch my own cringe phase?! [18:24] Alice     In preparation for this moment,     I spent thirty hours [18:27] Alice     analyzing the moment of Shuwa-chan's birth. [18:31] Alice     I believe the listeners will find     the segment quite gratifying! [18:34] Awayuki     Alice-chan, perhaps it's time     for lessons in time management? [18:40] Alice     What? What else would I ever spend     my time on besides you, Awayuki-dono? [18:45] Awayuki     Man, that's so sad for so many reasons... [18:48] Alice     Obviously, we don't have to     do it if you don't want to... [18:53] Awayuki     I-I wouldn't say that... [18:57] Awayuki     R-Right! I made a promise to Sei-sama before. [19:01] Alice     That's right! [19:03] (Flashback) Sei     Let's see... [19:04] (Flashback) Sei     I'd like to see Awa-chan     rewatch her entire accidental stream. [19:08] Awayuki     Sei-sama would be sad     if I let you do her segment! SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together     The Legendary Moment When     Shuwa-chan Was Born! SIGN    N-No...      Found a good excuse to say no      I don't mind a little... NTR!     Oh, she did say that      Yeah, too bad...      Successful evasion... [19:13] Awayuki     Sei-sama?! SIGN     I don't mind a little... NTR! [19:15] Alice     That's the Sei-sama I know! SIGN    Yes! Stole her commitment NTR is love This lady is nuts Total reversal That's our Sei-sama, yep SIGN    Right? SIGN    Right? [19:17] Awayuki     I swear... Everyone in Live-On     except Shion-senpai is abnormal! SIGN    I think Sei-sama's the number-one goddess of fetishism      Theory: Chami-chan doesn't seem normal because she doesn't go outside      I think Mashiron has a hidden dark side beneath that cool exterior      Hikari-chan is abnormal in a slightly different way imo      Such a breezy and comfy workplace      The newbies are throwing off the balance lol      This company is too deep      Harerun is the standard-bearer, after all SIGN    Normal SIGN    Normal SIGN    Abnormal SIGN    Abnormal [19:23] Awayuki     Though I guess that includes me, huh? [19:26] Alice     Do you mean... [19:27] Awayuki     Never underestimate my broad-mindedness! [19:30] Awayuki     I'll watch anything,     even my own cringe moments! [19:34] Alice     Hooray! [19:37] Alice     I pulled out some best-of clips [19:39] Alice     from your legendary accidental stream     and the solo streams that followed it! [19:44] Alice     Now, let us begin! SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp... SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp... SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp... SIGN    Whew~ SIGN    Whew~ [19:50] Alice     That was Shuwa-chan's birth cry! [19:53] Awayuki     Not sure if "Whew" counts as a birth cry... [19:56] Alice     That moment is like the birth     of a goddess to me! SIGN    Whew~ SIGN    Whoo! You gotta love the sound of crackin' open a tall one! [20:00] Awayuki     Whoo! You gotta love the sound     of crackin' open a tall one! [20:05] Alice     That's the moment when you     chugged down a 350ml can, [20:09] Alice     only to immediately open up a tall one. [20:11] Awayuki     Looking back, my behavior back then     does seem a bit extreme. [20:15] Awayuki     I certainly don't down them that quickly now. [20:17] Awayuki     Shit! I'm g**ning out here! [20:19] Awayuki     Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy! [20:21] Awayuki     But I'm g**ning to your stream! [20:23] Awayuki     Someone stop this girl! [20:27] Alice     Declaring yourself the mommy of a genmate,     followed by your impassioned cry of gning... [20:30] Alice**     Truly thrilling! [20:32] Alice     I hope to apply myself to self-improvement,     so that you'll g**n to me someday as well! [20:35] Awayuki     I've made up my mind! SIGN    I've made up my mind! I'm gonna marry StroZero! [20:37] Awayuki     I'm gonna marry StroZero! [20:41] Alice     That was the birth     of my ultimate rival in love! [20:45] Awayuki     Who takes a canned highball as rival in love?! [20:51] Awayuki     Girls who innocently say     dirty things is my kink, okay? SIGN    How do you explain saying you were     g°°ning to Hikari-chan? [20:54] Awayuki     It'd be an insult not to r°b one out. SIGN    VTuber     Hot     Takes SIGN    The     Horny     One SIGN    When attracted to a woman, r°bbing one out is the way to go! [20:57] Awayuki     In fact, when attracted to a woman,     r°bbing one out is the way to go! [21:03] Awayuki     Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai... SIGN    what is happening here lmao      We hand-drawn anime now?      WHAT?!      New team of animators I guess      What school is this?      Is it just a new show now?      Super love confession time      Is this the part she spent the most time on?      Alice-chan does what she wants      It's weird to confess to two people at once      Please don't let Live-On be mad      Not practice, the real thing      The lines are definitely strange      I would die if a kohai abused me in this way      Embarrassed Awa-chan is adorable      Why did she work so hard on this [21:08] Awayuki     I've always loved you guys! [21:10] Awayuki     Please marry me so we can have sx!* [21:14] Awayuki     What is this girl saying?! [21:17] Awayuki     I'll kill her... [21:19] Awayuki     I've got to kill this girl! [21:23] Alice     Such pure, unrestrained words! [21:27] Alice     Thank you for being born. [21:29] Alice     Thank you for drinking StroZero! [21:31] Alice     They're all amazing videos, in my opinion. [21:34] Alice     How does it feel to look back on them now? [21:37] Alice     Please, Awayuki-dono, tell us how you feel! SIGN    How do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? Is... she still breathing? It's adorable the way her kohai is accidentally beating her down Go on, tell her I am curious about that Please, tell us! Wonderful words for Awayuki-dono Stop it! Stop it! She's already dead! Wonderful... Really? [21:42] Awayuki     I-I'm sure everyone in the audience     has a cringe moment or two in their past... [21:51] Awayuki     But take heart, everyone! [21:53] Awayuki     There are people like me in this world who     act as automated cringe-printing machines— [21:59] Awayuki     for whom every second of their lives is cringe! [22:03] Awayuki     I will never... [22:04] Awayuki     again... [22:06] Awayuki     look back at my past! SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E6 - Episode 6 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Quiz!     The Wonders     of Animals [00:00] Eirai     Hey-ho, everyone! [00:03] Eirai     I'm the director of the     Eirai Zoo, Sonokaze Eirai! [00:07] Eirai     We've got some wonderful guests     to play with us at the Eirai Zoo today! [00:13] Eirai     I'll be hosting a quiz on some of     the more wondrous qualities of animals, SIGN    Will our zookeeper be okay? I think Mommy Shion is the only one who can herd these cats...      That's... quite a lineup...      She managed to keep up with Sei-sama before, so she she might be okay?      I don't think we're going to get a single decent answer from this lineup of freaks...     It basically is just a zoo where the animals can speak lol      Big personalities. As big as the ramen bowls at T°nk°ippin      Is our zookeeper a masochist??      I love how she shoots people down with a gentle mommy voice      Looking forward to Director Eirai's efforts here!!      Whose idea was this? [00:17] Eirai     and my senpais will be buzzing in     to answer my questions! [00:21] Awayuki     Leave it to me! With some StroZero     in me, I've got no blind spots! [00:25] Nekoma     I'm hoping my knowledge of     crappy games helps me out here! [00:28] Hikari     I spent all day practicing     buzzer-mashing for this! [00:32] Hikari     Hikari's invincible today! [00:34] Eirai     So... None of you thought     to study up on animals, then? SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:09] Eirai     All right, let's get to the first question! [02:12] Eirai     The wild vervet monkey likes     a certain treat beloved by humans. [02:17] Eirai     What treat is it?! [02:19] Awayuki     Something monkeys like, huh? [02:22] Nekoma     Starting off with a hard one, huh? [02:24] Hikari     I got it! [02:26] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, buzzing in fast! [02:28] Hikari     I thought it might be sweet, sweet cake! SIGN    Cake [02:30] Hikari     They eat it all together as friends! [02:33] Eirai     Too bad! [02:35] Eirai     But that was a very sweet and charming answer! [02:38] Hikari     Aw, I got a compliment! [02:41] Nekoma     Me! [02:41] Nekoma     That indispensable friend during     crappy game endurance streams, SIGN    Energy Drink [02:44] Nekoma     the energy drink! [02:47] Eirai     I'm afraid monkeys don't do     crappy game endurance streams! [02:51] Eirai     You were quite close, though! [02:55] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please! [02:59] Awayuki     This one's easy. [03:01] Awayuki     Every human's favorite treat... [03:03] Awayuki     The answer must be... [03:05] Awayuki     Booze! StroZero! SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Is that your final answer?! She's really got the dumbo face down lol That's your favorite, not the monkeys'! No idea where she got the idea that all of humanity loves StroZero but okay This turned into a gag game show so quickly You took so long to come up with that? [03:09] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai is correct! [03:13] Awayuki     That was supposed to be a stupid joke... [03:15] Nekoma     The whole world's glitching out! [03:17] Eirai     The vervet monkeys of the Caribbean Sea     love alcohol so much, [03:22] Eirai     they'll steal it from tourists! [03:24] Awayuki     Some day I'll raise a glass     with the vervet monkeys! [03:28] Eirai     Now, the second question! [03:31] Eirai     The world's largest millipede,     the giant African millipede, [03:35] Eirai     has a curious way of protecting     its eggs from predators. [03:38] Eirai     What could it be? [03:40] Awayuki     Gotcha! [03:41] Eirai     Will Shuwa-chan-senpai get two in a row? [03:44] Awayuki     I don't have a real answer, [03:46] Awayuki     but I totally wanna do ovition roleplay! [03:50] Eirai     Just because your last gag didn't land [03:53] Eirai     doesn't mean you need to turn the     whole show into a comedy routine... [03:57] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, if you please! [03:59] Hikari     The mommy millipede stays with     the eggs to keep them nice and safe? SIGN    Mommy protects [04:04] Eirai     So close! SIGN    Millipede SIGN    Centipede [04:05] Eirai     It's the centipede that protects her eggs     until they hatch, not the millipede! [04:11] Hikari     Wow, really? [04:13] Nekoma     You keep getting really close     to the right answer, Hikari-chan! [04:18] Hikari     Aw, shucks! [04:20] Eirai     Well, Nekoma-senpai, it's all up to you! [04:24] Nekoma     All I could think of was that a crappy     millipede B-movie sounds like a ton of fun. [04:29] Nekoma     I'm thinking "crap" is a thing     that would go great with millipedes... [04:34] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say? [04:36] Nekoma     I said crap would go great with millipedes... [04:42] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai, that's exactly correct! [04:44] Eirai     Yes, the answer is crap!     It's all about the poop! SIGN    50-70 eggs [04:49] Eirai     The giant African millipede     wraps its eggs in its own poop [04:53] Eirai     to make it harder for predators to find them! [04:56] Awayuki     Objection! You stretched really hard     to make that her answer! [05:00] Eirai     Did not! SIGN    The zookeeper's so nice She really keeps things moving along! They'll never get anywhere if she doesn't move them along The magnanimous zookeeper accepts it as a correct answer... Stretching is a skill too! exactly lmao [05:02] Eirai     I just can't let you turn this     whole show into open mic night, [05:05] Eirai     so I'm trying to keep things moving along! [05:09] Eirai     Now, Shuwa-chan-senpai and     Nekoma-senpai have one point each! [05:13] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, try to get on the board! [05:17] Hikari     I'll try! [05:18] Eirai     Now, the third question! [05:21] Eirai     The ocean-dwelling polyclad flatworm [05:22] Eirai     is a hermaphroditic species, possessing     both male and female characteristics! [05:26] Eirai     During intercourse, they engage     in a rather peculiar behavior! [05:29] Eirai     What could it be?! [05:31] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please! [05:33] Awayuki     I happen to think your choice     of animals is overly obscure. [05:37] Eirai     Please don't use your answer time to complain! [05:41] Awayuki     I'd rather discuss acesulfame potassium,     which lives inside my sweet StroZero! [05:46] Eirai     I'm afraid that's a chemical     compound, not an animal! [05:51] Eirai     Yes, Nekoma-senpai? [05:53] Nekoma     Before they can do the deed, they need     to unlock a date event to seal the deal! [06:00] Eirai     Oh, really? And what     would happen in this event? [06:03] Nekoma     The classic date at the movies! [06:05] Nekoma     Thus, the answer is... [06:06] Nekoma     They have an all-night     Shrkndo series marathon! [06:11] Eirai     I'm afraid that would shatter     any possible deal! [06:15] Nekoma     Aw, but those movies rock! SIGN    Date [06:19] Hikari     Tch, tch, tch! [06:20] Hikari     You two just don't get it! [06:23] Nekoma     Hikari-chan's got that smug know-it-all aura... [06:26] Hikari     Love can only happen when you hit     each other with your true feelings! [06:31] Hikari     The answer, in other words... is battle! SIGN    Battle [06:35] Hikari     Hooray! [06:36] Eirai     That's exactly correct, Hikari-senpai! [06:39] Eirai     During intercourse, polyclad flatworms     engage in a battle known as pnis fencing, [06:43] Eirai     wherein each tries to penetrate     the other with its own genitalia! [06:47] Nekoma     That's totally not what     Hikari-chan was picturing! [06:51] Awayuki     These questions are way too bizarre! [06:54] Eirai     If, during pnis fencing,     one manages to penetrate the other, [06:57] Eirai     it then injects it with its sperm, [07:00] Eirai     and the inseminated flatworm     becomes the mother! [07:04] Awayuki     I'm gonna make you the ! [07:06] Awayuki     ...is probably what they shout when they fence. [07:08] Hikari*     I don't really get it,     but I'm glad I got the right answer! [07:13] Eirai     Well, Hikari-senpai got a correct answer,     which means you're tied across the board! [07:18] Nekoma     Nice work, you guys! [07:20] Hikari     But I'm gonna win this one! [07:22] Awayuki     And I'm gonna get the biggest laugh! [07:26] Eirai     I'm sorry to say,     but this will be our final question! [07:29] Eirai     Whoever gets this one correct wins! [07:32] Eirai     The desert horned lizard is found     in Mexico and South America. [07:37] Eirai     When attacked by a predator,     it has a curious way of defending itself! [07:40] Eirai     What could it be?! [07:42] Eirai     Shuwa-chan-senpai, could you please     stop reflexively hitting the button? [07:48] Awayuki     I've been thinking over     the trend of your questions [07:50] Awayuki     and coming up with counter-strategies. [07:53] Eirai     That doesn't sound very credible, I'm afraid. [07:56] Awayuki     When a predator attacks, then... [08:00] Awayuki     it throws a kiss... [08:03] Awayuki     and wins it over with its     bouncy, bouncy assets! [08:08] Eirai     You just said all that as a preface     to a silly gag, didn't you? [08:12] Awayuki     I regret none of my answers! [08:17] Nekoma     I've got you this time, Shuwa-chan! [08:19] Eirai     I can tell her answer's going to be wrong     before I even hear it. [08:24] Nekoma     It digs up old game cartridges     buried in the desert [08:27] Nekoma     and uses them to pulverize the predator! [08:30] Nekoma     They call it the video game crush! [08:33] Eirai     I feel like I've heard a similar phrase before, [08:36] Eirai     but it's not correct! [08:38] Eirai     Hikari-senpai, please give us your     answer and show them what's what! [08:43] Hikari     A funny answer...     A funny answer... A funny answer... [08:47] Eirai     Look! Because of you two, now Hikari-senpai's     trying to give joke answers too! [08:54] Hikari     A-Ahem... [08:55] Hikari     Here's mine, then. [08:57] Hikari     The desert horned lizard     protects itself... with... [09:02] Eirai     With...? [09:03] Hikari     Eye... beams! [09:08] Hikari     Huh? [09:09] Eirai     That's correct, Hikari-senpai! [09:13] Hikari     No way! [09:15] Eirai     That's right! [09:16] Eirai     The desert horned lizard     defends itself from predators [09:19] Eirai     by firing blood from its eyes like a beam! [09:24] Nekoma     Never expected Hikari-chan's honest     attempt at a joke answer to be right. [09:28] Awayuki     She's the ultimate gag-killer. [09:31] Eirai     And so, Hikari-senpai is our winner! SIGN    Ei-right on, ei-right on!      I'd love to watch a series of this, please do it again!      I miss eye beams      Well done, well done!      Seems about right since none of them were taking it seriously      Don't go on a quiz show with StroZero brainrot lmao      These big collabs are so great      video game smash lolol      I was healed by Hikari-chan's innocent answers      Well done, well done!      The zookeeper streamer dealt with their gags perfectly! [09:35] Eirai     You did it, Hikari-senpai! Ei-right on! [09:39] Hikari     Well... Okay, I guess I still won? [09:42] Hikari     Hooray! [09:44] Nekoma     Congrats! [09:45] Awayuki     Congratulations, Hikari-chan! [09:46] Awayuki     But don't grow complacent!     I'll win next time for sure! [09:49] Eirai     I don't know why Shuwa-chan-senpai     sounds so confident about that! [09:53] Awayuki     So... Next up, please hold     a dirty joke game show! [09:57] Eirai     Why would you suggest that?! [09:59] Eirai     That has nothing to do with animals! [10:02] Awayuki     Fair 'nough! SIGN    Quiz!     The Wonders     of Animals [10:17] Awayuki     Th-The hell you say?! [10:20] Awayuki     Shion-senpai wants me to be     a guest on Live-On News?! [10:26] Awayuki     Shion-senpai's popular Sunday-night     segment where she plays SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream [10:32] Awayuki     the best clips from streamers for the week! [10:34] Awayuki     That is... Live-On News! [10:38] Awayuki     And I get to do an offline collab with her! [10:44] Shion     Welcome, Awayuki-chan! [10:46] Awayuki     Th-Thanks for having me! [10:52] Shion     Thanks for collabing with me today! [10:54] Awayuki     No, thanks for inviting me! [10:57] Shion     I'll bring some drinks,     so please, make yourself at home. [11:03] Awayuki     Her room is so tastefully decorated,     just like you'd expect... SIGN    Baby Infirmary     How to Raise a Baby     Doting on Your Sweet Infant     Babies (For Mothers) How to Raise, How to Love     The Big Baby Encyclopedia     The Baby Book     Hello, Baby!     Loving Your Baby     Understanding Your Baby! [11:13] Awayuki     Wh-What's all this? [11:16] Shion     What's the matter, Awayuki-chan? [11:18] Awayuki     Sh-Shion-senpai? [11:22] Shion     I brought your drink. [11:25] Awayuki     Th-Thanks... [11:27] Awayuki     But, um... [11:28] Awayuki     What is that you've got there?! [11:31] Shion     It's your StroZero bottle, of course! [11:35] Awayuki     Okay, but why a baby bottle?! [11:38] Shion     You promised on stream before, didn't you? [11:41] Shion     That you'd let me feed you     StroZero from a baby bottle... [11:43] Awayuki     Yeah, I did, but why     are you actually doing it?! [11:50] Shion     I've been wondering if it's really all right     for me to stay the way I am now. [11:58] Shion     See, watching all you adorable,     troublesome children [12:02] Shion     made me realize what I really want... [12:06] Shion     I want to be Mommy to all of you! [12:11] Awayuki     The crazy fourth-genners have     completely corrupted Shion-senpai... [12:17] Awayuki     Is that what this is?! [12:18] Shion     No need to worry. [12:21] Shion     I'll take really good care of you... [12:24] Shion     See? [12:36] Shion     Here! StroZero Mommy's here! [12:40] Awayuki     M-Mommy... [12:42] Awayuki     Goo goo... [12:52] Awayuki     Mommy... [12:54] Awayuki     Mommy... SIGN    Resume SIGN    Resume [12:57] Shion     Great soundbite! [13:00] Shion     Now to put this up on Cheeper! [13:03] Awayuki     Goo goo... [13:05] Shion     Look! It's getting recheeped like crazy! SIGN    Um, what are you doing, Mommy Shion? SIGN    I don't know what to do with this new fetish reveal,     but I have unzipped in confusion. SIGN    Hearing Awayuki-chan's voice start in despair,     but then as the StroZero takes effect... [13:15] Awayuki     Oh, you were just trying to get     an audio clip. I was wondering... [13:21] Awayuki     Shion-senpai? [13:22] Shion     Why are you trying to stand up, little baby? [13:26] Awayuki     U-Um, you can't really... [13:27] Shion     I don't believe babies     can talk like that, either. [13:33] Awayuki     G-Goo goo. [13:37] Shion     Live-On News! [13:39] Shion     Miko-lo! [13:41] Shion     I'm everybody's mommy, Kaminari Shion! [13:44] Shion     Time for your weekly Live-On News! SIGN    Mommy Shion! Miko-lo!      Sunday nights are the best nights of the week!      Miko-lo!      Live-On certainly isn't hurting for content...      Miko-lo, mommy      Giving me life      This is a great segment      Going to talk about that??      It's time!      It's been an eventful week      My little reward for a hard week of work     I can't face Monday without it [13:49] Shion     And we have a delightful     guest with us this week! [13:52] Awayuki     Goo-goo! Goo goo ga ga goo go ga! SIGN    Goo-goo! This is Shuwa-chan, playing today's baby! SIGN    For first-time viewers, let me tell you... she put     StroZero in a bottle and made her play a baby      what what what lolol      Baby Shuwa-chan!      She's suddenly talking like a baby, lmao      whoa whoa whoa lol      What? What did she say??!      hmm yes I see      Is this a new gimmick?!      She's evolved into a streamer who can't speak Japanese      This is total chaos but I have faith     in Mommy Shion to keep it straight      An offline collab with Shuwa-chan?!      wtf      lololol [13:59] Shion     Here's our first story! SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee [14:01] Shion     A gacha turns Asagiri Hareru     into a chimpanzee! [14:04] Awayuki     That's our Hareru-senpai.     Even the segment title is out there. [14:09] Shion     Well, Shuwa-chan, take us to the video, please! [14:13] Awayuki     Copy that! SIGN    Ran... I love you... SIGN    Ran... I love you... SIGN    Pulling Until     I Get Her SIGN    Running through the     Vernal Light Gacha [14:14] Awayuki     StroZeroll that tape! [14:17] Harerun     Okay, here comes my first ten-pull! SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe! [14:20] Harerun     Of course, with as much love as I've given her,     I'm sure she'll come home right away! [14:24] Shion     Hareru-senpai is trying to pull     her favorite character from BanG Dream! [14:28] Hareru     Here we go! SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe! SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse SIGN    Kirigaya Toko SIGN    Ice Cornet SIGN    Ushigome Rimi SIGN    Joy Time! SIGN    Toyama Kasumi SIGN    Flowery Dolls SIGN    Wakamiya Eve SIGN    I'm a Penguin Too! SIGN    Tsurumaki Kokoro SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse SIGN    Tsukushi Futaba [14:38] Hareru     Well, no luck on that first pull, but... [14:40] Shion     But even though she keeps buying ten-pulls,     she never gets the card she wants. SIGN    90,000 Yen Spent Already [14:46] Hareru     I-I'm sure to pull her soon... [14:50] Hareru     Okay, I'm gonna pull     the next one with my nipple. [14:53] Hareru     I feel the power of destiny flowing     from my areola into my nipple! SIGN    This is how gambling ruins people KEEP IT ON!!! STAY DRESSED!!!      What is that supposed to be? Somehow I'm not turned on I pulled her on the first try      WHOOOOOOOA I think she spent so much money it broke her      Hey someone stop her!! huh?! Area B?! keep it on keep it on keep it on keep it on      say WHAT?! you're gonna get banned! That realistic clothing noise      high school girl (all characters in this game are age 18 or older)      If this actually works I'm gonna strip down for my next gacha      That's Live-On for you SOMEONE CALL THE STAFF!      yeah I hear smartphones are covered in nasty germs     TAKE IT OFF!!! She's always been broken      w w w wait a minute THIS IS NUTS naked gacha?!      Our Harerun will always pull!! OurTube-kun, don't die!!      (10,000 yen) Please forgive me You can't strip on a stream!      This is worse than the licka licka lick      I activate Decisive Power of Absolute Destiny!      Ran! Come to me!!! Tell me her panty color! [14:57] Hareru     Don't try to stop me! [14:58] Hareru     Let my feelings reach her!     Let them reach her... through my nipple! SIGN    ...We're already third-years, huh... [15:06] Ran     We're already third-years, huh... SIGN    Past Longing SIGN    Mitake Ran [15:14] Hareru     Yahoo! Ook ook ook! [15:16] Shion     And that's it for the tape. [15:18] Shion     As you can see, pulling her fave's card     turned her into a chimpanzee! [15:21] Awayuki     Yeah, she was some chimpanzee there! [15:23] Awayuki     Also, I'd like to buy the smartphone [15:25] Awayuki     that now has Hareru-senpai's     genetic material stuck to it. [15:28] Shion     Wh-What did you just say?! [15:30] Awayuki     I'll go as high as a million. [15:32] Shion     That's not the issue! [15:33] Shion     Really, chat, what are you saying now? SIGN    All right! Auction battle!      Thank goodness, Mommy Shion's straight womanning is alive and well      hey hey hey now      yeah yeah that's not the issue (though I definitely get it)      She's very intimidating sometimes huh?      Hareru material... (under debate)      Didn't she admit during that first crazy stream that she was flat broke?      I just figured that was Mommy Shion proving she was part of Live-On [15:36] Shion     I've never stopped playing the straight woman     to this pack of comedians! I'm the normal one! [15:41] Awayuki     Except when you start     demanding we act like babies. [15:46] Shion     Oh? I have no idea what you're     talking about, Shuwa-chan... [15:50] Shion     Should we go back to square one... [15:52] Shion     or perhaps square zero,     so that I can raise you properly this time? [15:56] Awayuki     Wh-What... does zero mean... in this context? [15:59] Shion     Why not get back inside my womb and find out? [16:06] Awayuki     I-I've never known fear like this before... [16:09] Shion     Well, enough silly tangents! [16:12] Shion     Let's move on to our next story! SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record [16:14] Shion     Matsuriya Hikari sets a new     super-spicy yakisoba speedrun record! [16:19] Hikari     Today's opponent is a tough one,     the super-spicy max yakisoba... [16:22] Hikari     But Hikari is confident in her victory! [16:27] Hikari     Let's eat! [16:34] Hikari     Super-spicy or not,     I can eat yakisoba at supersonic— [16:45] Hikari     Y-You haven't... beaten... me... yet! [16:51] Hikari     Burn out... your life! [16:56] Awayuki     H-Hikari-chan's on fire! [16:58] Shion     Hikari-chan went on to set a new record     of 1 minute, 20 seconds! [17:06] Hikari     A-All done... [17:09] Hikari     I'm crying about my new record,     not because of the spice... [17:15] Shion     And that's the tape! SIGN    The girl who fought yakisoba... and won      Hikari-chan's such a herbo      Awakening      Yep      my tummy hurts lololol      She really made a comeback huh      seriously, both the chewing and     swallowing whole strategies     are tough there      Hikari-chan is shining!      It's so spicy she can't even breathe      If a spicier one shows up she's definitely doing it lol      This girl is gonna end up fighting a lion or a gator      wtf is the record lmao      masochist breathing [17:17] Shion     Shuwa-chan, what did you think of that video? [17:20] Awayuki     Though beaten down by the spice, Hikari-chan     dug deep and finished it like a champ! [17:26] Awayuki     It makes me wanna be her mommy! [17:28] Shion     Oh? What's that you say, Shuwa-chan? [17:31] Shion     I, Kaminari Shion, am Hikari-chan's mommy! [17:35] Awayuki     Oh? Oh? I was the one with the mettle     to gn my brains out over Hikari-chan. [17:39] Awayuki**     I, Kokorone Awayuki, am the only one     worthy of being her mommy! [17:43] Shion     You're her genmate, but I'm her senpai. [17:46] Shion     That makes me her mommy by default. [17:49] Awayuki     The inability to comprehend the joys     of a younger or same-age mommy [17:52] Awayuki     suggests declining mommy faculties     on your part, does it not? [17:55] Awayuki     Well, Shion-senpai? SIGN    When did they start actually start a custody battle (so confused) Shuwa-chan, real mommies don't gn over their daughters I like soft and sweet mommies and these kinds of mommies too Doesn't look like either one's backing down lolol Same-gen or senpai, your reasons for wanting to be her mommy are too weird... this is ridiculous lol A strong but bad argument Shuwa-chan talks a big game but she lacks fundamental mommy qualities ding fight! What even is a mommy, though? wha happen lol [17:58] Shion**     It seems we may have to settle the score     on which of us is her real mommy, then. [18:03] Awayuki     Glad we're on the same page. [18:05] Hikari     Gosh, today's Live-On News is so much fun! [18:10] Hikari     Hello? Shuwa-chan? [18:12] Hikari     Aren't you doing Live-On News right now?! [18:16] Awayuki     Right, but I've got a really     important question for you... [18:21] Hikari     A question for me? [18:23] Awayuki     Who makes you tingly in the womb?     Me or Shion? [18:28] Shion     Which of us would you rather     have give birth to you? [18:32] Hikari     Um... SIGN    Tingly in the womb?!     This is totally off the rails      I don't think Hikari-chan knows what they're talking about lol      The terror of lacking a straight man     (2,000 yen) lmfao      These girls are outta hand we gotta do something      stahhhhhhhhp      I'm certainly attracted...      are you stupid?!      can't believe this is all live lol      Their quiet smiles are terrifying      Hikari-chan, what do I do?      it's so freaking cute how confused she is      Confusing your coworkers on another level      A real mommy wouldn't fight over her like this...      If you were reincarnated, which would you want as your mommy? [18:35] Hikari     Well, I don't really know     what you're talking about, [18:38] Hikari     but I love both of you guys so, so much! [18:43] Awayuki     Mommy Shion... [18:45] Shion     Shuwa-chan... [18:48] Awayuki     Fighting over which of us came out on top...     was a pointless struggle, wasn't it? [18:54] Awayuki     We're both unique and special,     and that's what matters! [18:57] Shion     Yes, it's not good to get fixated     on such narrow ideas, is it? [19:03] Hikari     Um, so... [19:05] Awayuki     Thank you, Hikari-chan! [19:07] Shion     You really brought us to our senses! SIGN    The world is all a-smile      They're back to their senses      cute and sensible      Neither got chosen ending      It's natural for humans to want to be the best      I love them both      Innocence will save the world      Breaking news: Land war averted      Such kindness      They don't realize she was just so confused by the question she couldn't choose      such a stupid argument lol      For Hikari-chan      Narrow ideas????      T-Too bright!!!      A true beam of light      Is it raining in here?      We Are the World      Thank you, Hikari-chan      Tonight's Live-On News got really off track lol      I can't believe this website is free! (paid user)      Thank you [19:09] Hikari     Well, I'm glad to hear that! [19:11] Hikari     But I still don't really know     what we're talking about! [19:14] Shion     Now, time for our final story! [19:17] Shion     Yamatani Kaeru was almost banned     during her first stream! SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream [19:21] Kaeru     Konnipple-wa to all my chat mommies. [19:24] Kaeru     I am Kaeru, lover of breasts. [19:26] Kaeru     I will now be sucking on various pacifiers     in search of the perfect one. [19:32] Kaeru     Because I am a baby, you see. [19:36] Kaeru     I keep nicking this one with my teeth... [19:39] Kaeru     Oh, that one's good... SIGN    Investigating... SIGN    Investigating... SIGN    Investigating... [19:47] Awayuki     H-Holy heck, those sounds! [19:49] Shion     Yes, she continues going     whole hog on those pacifiers, [19:54] Shion     and the lurid audio almost gets her banned! [20:00] Kaeru     I'm going to continue sucking on pacifiers. [20:04] Kaeru     Because I am a baby, you see. [20:07] Awayuki     Kaeru-chan's treading on     thin ice with her streams. SIGN    Kaeru-chan's crazy cute Crazy... and cute Can't believe her first sign-on was "konnipple-wa" Babies don't have to worry about teeth lol whoa [20:10] Shion     But people are starting to suspect     that she's actually a sweet girl. [20:14] Awayuki     What, for real? [20:16] Shion     She interacts with her followers on Cheeper, SIGN    The desire to dote on her is too strong! SIGN    Let's dote on each other. This is inevitable. [20:19] Shion     and she personally thanks     every person who sends her fan art! SIGN    She left a long thank-you message for my really awful art I could cry      A baby in her little baby bed drinking from a bottle while egosurfing, how novel      She got on Live-On News with her very first stream,     but is this a deep message from Mommy Shion?      I can't deal with how mature her voice and way of     speaking is while her character is the opposite     But the amount of egosurfing she does is crazy,     like she knows everything everyone says about her      Feels like she spends all her time on Cheeper when she isn't streaming      Yeah, I got a reply from her too [20:24] Awayuki     Wow, that kinda caught me by surprise. [20:27] Shion     But she does get a little freaked out whenever     anyone brings up careers or job hunting. [20:31] Awayuki     She's still doing that, I guess... [20:34] Awayuki     But I can see why Live-On hired her.     She's an interesting girl. [20:38] Awayuki     I'd love to talk to her sometime. [20:50] Shion     Thanks for coming today, Shuwa-chan. [20:53] Awayuki     N-No, I should be thanking you. [20:56] Shion     I was so grateful I was able     to collab with you. [21:00] Awayuki     What, really? [21:03] Shion     When I was watching you take the animal quiz     with the other girls, I realized... [21:08] Shion     Everyone who streams with you     really seems to have fun! [21:14] Shion     I think that's your influence on them. [21:18] Awayuki     Shion-senpai... [21:20] Shion     I was thinking I'd also like to collab     with Kaeru-chan sometime. [21:26] Awayuki     I guess you two are pretty     compatible, character-wise. [21:31] Shion     Right?! [21:32] Shion     But she hasn't collabed with anyone yet... [21:42] Shion     I think I'd be overstepping if I offered to     collab with her before her genmates did. [21:47] Awayuki     You think she's afraid to collab or something? [21:52] Shion     Well, she only just made her debut. [21:55] Shion     We should probably just watch and see. [21:57] Awayuki     Yeah, maybe. [22:01] Awayuki     But in the days to come,     I'd find my question answered [22:06] Awayuki     in the most unexpected way possible... SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E7 - Episode 7 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Awayuki     What awesome weather! [00:09] Awayuki     I've got a great feeling about today! [00:17] Awayuki     H-Hey! [00:18] Awayuki     Are you all right, miss? [00:21] Kaeru     Don't you ever stop and help. [00:22] Awayuki     Uh, I have to! [00:25] Kaeru     Please... no job-hunting... SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:02] Kaeru     I feel better now. [02:04] Kaeru     I'm sorry to make you get water for me... [02:05] Awayuki     Hey, no problem. [02:07] Awayuki     Anyone would do the same if they saw     someone collapsed on the floor. [02:10] Kaeru     That voice... [02:12] Awayuki     But are you sure you don't have     to go to the hospital? [02:16] Kaeru     I don't. I didn't collapse     for a physical reason. [02:19] Kaeru     It was more of... a trauma reaction. [02:21] Awayuki     Trauma? [02:22] Kaeru     I used to be a manga artist. SIGN    Serialization or bust! SIGN    Goal: A five-volume series! [02:26] Kaeru     But I never made it,     even after years and years. [02:29] Kaeru     Feeling I'd hit a wall, I decided     to seek standard employment, [02:33] Kaeru     but I was pushing thirty     and had no particular qualifications, SIGN    REJECTED [02:36] Kaeru     so every company rejected me. [02:38] Kaeru     I ended up developing a physiological     reaction to the very idea of job-hunting. [02:44] Awayuki     Then the reason you collapsed earlier... [02:47] Kaeru     Yes, I came here to the agency for a meeting, [02:50] Kaeru     but as I was walking, I suddenly     realized I was in an office, [02:53] Kaeru     my body began trembling, [02:54] Kaeru     and the world around me went black. [02:56] Awayuki     A physiological rejection of job-hunting...     I'm getting serious déjà vu. [03:02] Awayuki     Um... Would you happen to be... [03:05] Awayuki     Yamatani Kaeru-san? [03:08] Kaeru     O-Oh, yes... [03:10] Awayuki     Thought so. [03:11] Awayuki     Well, I'm not sure if you'd recognize me,     but I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [03:17] Kaeru     Of course you are! [03:19] Kaeru     Oh, I've humiliated myself     in front of my esteemed senpai... [03:23] Awayuki     H-Hey, that's all right.     I'm hardly that important. [03:26] Kaeru     How could you say that?! [03:28] Kaeru     You're one of the brightest stars     in the Live-On constellation! [03:32] Kaeru     Please don't self-deprecate before me... [03:35] Awayuki     O-Oh, you think? [03:38] Awayuki     My kohai's starstruck over me! This rocks! [03:41] Awayuki     Still, it must be hard going through that     just because you came into an office. [03:45] Kaeru     Yes... They let me stick to      remote meetings until now. [03:49] Kaeru     I told myself I should grow up     and at least meet them in person, [03:54] Kaeru     but I suppose I couldn't handle it. [03:56] Awayuki     I hear you. [03:58] Awayuki     So what was it that made you     want to be a VTuber? [04:02] Kaeru     I thought it would let me be a baby. [04:05] Awayuki     Wait... I thought the baby thing was an act. [04:09] Kaeru     No, it's genuine. [04:11] Kaeru     Though my listeners seem to     call me the crazy baby lady, [04:14] Kaeru     and the anti-employment chick, and such... [04:18] Awayuki     And you're okay with that? [04:20] Kaeru     Yes. [04:21] Kaeru     They contribute to my popularity and     keep the need for a real job at bay, [04:24] Kaeru     so I welcome the trolls. [04:26] Awayuki     Your dedication to not working is impressive! [04:29] Kaeru     I intend to truly put my life     into my VTuber career. [04:34] Awayuki     Kaeru-chan's a little bit of an oddball, [04:37] Awayuki     but she's also really honest with herself. [04:41] Awayuki     Hey, I've been wondering. [04:44] Awayuki     Do you not wanna do collabs and stuff? [04:47] Kaeru     Well... I'd actually really like to... [04:51] Kaeru     But I'm a bit of an oddball, aren't I? SIGN    I mean, so are all of us... SIGN    I mean, so are all of us... [04:55] Kaeru     I'm worried I might cause     trouble for my partners. [05:02] Awayuki     Hey, no need to worry there! [05:05] Awayuki     The girls of Live-On are no shrinking violets! [05:09] Awayuki     They'll pick up what you're laying down     and have a great time! [05:13] Kaeru     They... will? [05:15] Awayuki     You bet! [05:17] Awayuki     To prove it, let Shuwa-chan     be your first collab partner! [05:21] Kaeru     R-Really? [05:23] Awayuki     Yeah! [05:26] Awayuki     Live-On is totally nuts,     but it's really accepting. [05:29] Awayuki     I'll show you! [05:31] Awayuki     Then you'll get even more popular, [05:33] Awayuki     and you can rub it in the faces of     the haters who didn't see your genius! [05:42] Awayuki     O-Okay! [05:44] Awayuki     Now that that's decided, time is money! [05:46] Awayuki     Strike while the iron is hot! [05:48] Awayuki     Drink the StroZero while it's cold! [05:50] Awayuki     Let's do an offline collab right here and now! [05:53] Awayuki     Suzuki-san! [06:01] Awayuki     Kaeru-chan... This is your first time     appearing in one of my videos, right? [06:06] Kaeru     Th-That's right. I'm still new here. [06:09] Awayuki     Nervous? [06:10] Kaeru     Yes, just a bit. [06:12] Kaeru     Since I'm still quite inexperienced... [06:15] Awayuki     Can I ask how many partners you've had? SIGN    Regarding collaborations [06:18] Kaeru     Actually... I haven't had any. [06:21] Awayuki     What?! You mean... SIGN    REGARDING COLLABORATIONS [06:23] Kaeru     That's right. I'm a virgin. [06:27] Kaeru     It mostly tends to be me, by myself,     sucking on pacifiers. Because I'm a baby. [06:31] Awayuki     Oh, so that's what you like to roleplay, huh? SIGN    WHILE STREAMING [06:34] Awayuki     Well, let's get started! [06:36] Awayuki     Anyway, this is gonna be an offline collab with     Kaeru-chan, who I bumped into at the agency! [06:43] Awayuki     Looking forward to it, Kaeru-chan! [06:44] Kaeru     I'm quite thrilled to be here. [06:47] Kaeru     Now, I need to start with     a message to my chat mommies. [06:52] Awayuki     Oh? What is it? [06:54] Kaeru     The truth is... SIGN    Very Mommy     Near Mommy     Mommy-ish [06:56] Kaeru     Today, I met the apex mommy     I've been searching for! SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY [07:00] [SONG] sign      Limit: 1 [07:02] Kaeru     She's right here, Mommy Kokorone Awayuki! SIGN    why do the streamers here always start off on the most baffling notes?      wut      I see... I see...      "I was worried about her getting mixed up with     a bad senpai but the kohai is worse" trope?      She'd walk a mile for her mommy lol      "Ultra-Mommy" is a power word      This chick's got so many mommies she's ranked 'em      Do... we really want to believe it?      Shuwa-chan's found another weird one      uh? [07:06] Awayuki     Wut? [07:08] Kaeru     I'd like to call you "Mommy"     as an expression of my respect. SIGN    Mommy SIGN    Mommy [07:12] Kaeru     Obviously, I'd never turn a mommy down, [07:14] Kaeru     but rather than "something-something mommy," SIGN    XX Mommy [07:16] Kaeru     the only one I'll call just "mommy" [07:18] Kaeru     is you, my ultra-mommy     Kokorone Awayuki-senpai! SIGN    Ultra-Mommy SIGN    Ultra-Mommy [07:22] Awayuki     H-Hang on a minute. [07:23] Awayuki     Do I suddenly have a child now?! [07:25] Kaeru     While visiting the Live-On office,     I passed out from a job-hunting seizure. SIGN    job-hunting [07:29] Kaeru     For a moment, I thought that was the end, [07:31] Kaeru     but then Mommy appeared     in a halo of light and saved me. [07:35] Kaeru     She held me in the warmest of embraces. [07:37] Kaeru     When she brought me water, it was as if     she'd let me suckle at her breast itself. [07:42] Kaeru     And the way she listened to my troubles     was the pinnacle of mommy-tude! [07:47] Kaeru     "She's the only mommy for me!" [07:49] Kaeru     That was the mommy bolt that struck my heart! [07:52] Awayuki     Okay, feeling a bit lost right now, [07:56] Awayuki     but I can tell you that respect me     and you're feeling better, so... [08:00] Awayuki     It's cool, I guess! [08:01] Kaeru     Please continue to raise me well, Mommy. SIGN    "Birds of a feather" is a phrase designed for Live-On...     "job-hunting seizure"? sounds serious      We're trying to get listed not on the stock market but in the Ch°rgeman K°n world      Dang, she can't StroKeep up without her StroZero      What's a mommy bolt      Awa-chan's so nice! I could fall into the gap between her and Shuwa     Just give up Shuwa-chan lol      Not a false pregnancy but a false birth     She acted like water was breast milk... I want what she's smoking [08:06] Awayuki     Kokorone Awayuki now has     a daughter older than her! [08:10] Awayuki     Don't ask me to explain! SIGN    We're forming a family tree around Shuwa-chan I think      Hey! Kaeru-chan! Your mommy's right here!     Shuwa-chan, don't think about it too hard      Kaeru-chan's cute when she's happy SIGN         Hey! Kaeru-chan!     Your mommy's right here! [08:15] Awayuki     L-Look! You've already got Mommy Shion! [08:18] Awayuki     She's way more mommy-riffic than me! [08:21] Kaeru     Naturally, I stan Mommy Shion quite hard. [08:23] Kaeru     But she sometimes has a tinge     of madness about her. [08:27] Awayuki     Yeah, I hear that.     She fed me StroZero from a baby bottle! [08:31] Kaeru     What a treat! I envy you! SIGN         I'll take good care of you!     I'll do everything for you from morning till night! SIGN     Kaeru-dono, Awayuki-dono's daughter?     Then if I marry Kaeru-dono, I too should be     her daughter? Now I must concoct a plan! [08:36] Awayuki     Business as usual, huh? [08:38] Kaeru     Well, now that things are warmed up,     let's proceed to the day's segment, Mommy. [08:44] Awayuki     That's right! SIGN    Topic Box [08:45] Awayuki     We'll use this thing     we prepared to talk about stuff! [08:49] Awayuki     And away we go! [08:51] Awayuki     Here we are! SIGN    Your latest obsessions [08:53] Awayuki     "Your latest obsessions"! [08:56] Awayuki     Wow, now there's a classic. [08:58] Kaeru     Do you have any obsessions, Mommy? [09:00] Awayuki     Let's see... [09:02] Awayuki     I've been growing my collection     of out-of-print StroZero cans, [09:05] Awayuki     and I find myself taking them down     and gazing at them with glee! [09:09] Kaeru     You're the only person in the world     who would treat StroZero as fine art... [09:13] Awayuki     It's so beautiful!     What's wrong with drinking it in? [09:16] Awayuki     So what are you into lately, Kaeru-chan? [09:18] Kaeru     Well, I frequently do solo karaoke these days. [09:22] Awayuki     Oh? What do you sing? SIGN    Back to Top SIGN    Current Playlist SIGN    The Doggy Policeman                    The Elephant                    The Frog Song                    Omocha Cha-cha-cha                    Koinobori                    Sacchan SIGN    Children's Song                    Children's Song                    Children's Song                    Children's Song                    Children's Song                    Children's Song [09:24] Kaeru     Children's songs! [09:25] Kaeru     That's all I sing. Because I'm a baby, you see! [09:29] Awayuki     That's commitment to the bit! [09:30] Kaeru     I'm also quite into steak, though     I can't afford anything too expensive. [09:36] Awayuki     Oh, you like meat? [09:38] Kaeru     Well, I do like meat, [09:40] Kaeru     but when you eat steak,     they give you a paper apron. [09:44] Kaeru     I can pretend it's a bib and enjoy     the idea of doing baby roleplay in public! [09:50] Kaeru     Feeding my appetite and my baby fetish     at once leaves me doubly satisfied! [09:53] Awayuki     Don't add weird things     to the four great desires! SIGN    Four Great Desires [09:55] Kaeru     Four? Aren't there three great desires? [09:58] Awayuki     Desire for food, sleep, sex, SIGN    Food SIGN    Sleep SIGN    Sex [10:01] Awayuki     and StroZero! That's four! SIGN    StroZero [10:03] Awayuki     Everybody knows that. SIGN          Oh? What about desire for hypnosis? [10:05] Kaeru     Like mother, like daughter, I suppose! SIGN          And desire for Awayuki! [10:08] Kaeru     Next up... SIGN    Your Favorite Books [10:10] Kaeru     Oh, favorite books! [10:12] Kaeru     I quite love picture books. [10:15] Kaeru     Do you read, Mommy? [10:17] Awayuki     Do I read? [10:19] Awayuki     I think I Want to Drink Your StroZero     is a masterpiece! [10:22] Kaeru     What in the world? [10:24] Kaeru     You sound like an awful person who     wants to steal someone else's alcohol. [10:28] Awayuki     So what books do you like, Kaeru-chan? [10:30] Kaeru     I like Longing for Mommy and     Mommy Robs Without Hesitation. SIGN    Longing for Mommy SIGN    Mommy Robs Without Hesitation [10:34] Kaeru     Because I'm a baby, you see! SIGN    GOO GOO GA GA [10:36] Awayuki     I haven't read those, but I suspect     you're ripping off my bit! [10:40] Kaeru     By the way, are there any     quotes you especially like? [10:45] Awayuki     "I exist, that is all, SIGN    Pretty obsessive      Who said this?      Why is that your favorite quote      This got abstract real fast      Not sure I understand this one      I sympathize, sometimes I wanna throw up too      That happens when you drink the hair of the dog      Spoken like a true pioneer in barf streams      Seems legit [10:48] Awayuki     and I find it nauseating." [10:51] Awayuki     Maybe that one? [10:52] Kaeru     Is it about a hangover? [10:54] Awayuki     Well, anyway! [10:55] Awayuki     On to the next topic! [10:58] Awayuki     Here we go! SIGN    Impressions [10:59] Kaeru     This is more like an improv game. [11:02] Kaeru     Can you do impressions, Mommy? [11:04] Awayuki     Leave it to me! [11:06] Awayuki     All right! [11:07] Awayuki     Hear the tale of a girl     who found a StroZero tall can [11:10] Awayuki     in the StroZero River filled with     highly carbonated StroZero and drowned! [11:18] Awayuki     There's a tall can in the StroZero. [11:22] Awayuki     I'm gonna go get it. [11:24] Awayuki     Oh, this StroZero's deep! [11:27] Awayuki     Blub blub blub! Blub blub blub! [11:31] Kaeru     This is just the meme. [11:35] Awayuki     Wait, this StroZero... [11:38] Awayuki     It's good! SIGN    IT'S GOOD [11:39] Kaeru     It's different now! [11:44] Kaeru     Mommy's dangerous. In many ways! [11:47] Awayuki     This river's so tasty. So tasty! [11:55] Awayuki     I managed to drink the whole thing. [11:57] Awayuki     If it weren't StroZero, I'd be a goner. SIGN    Why in the world would there be a tall can in a StroZero river      Don't make a StroZero river sound like a natural phenomenon!      My StroZero? If you want it, you can have it. Find it!     I left everything this world has to offer there!      If there was a river like that all the animals would get loopy like you!      We only just met and I already love you      The joke delivery is so deadpan there's no room for a straight man to interject! [11:59] Kaeru     And she actually survived it. [12:02] Awayuki     Okay, Kaeru-chan! Take it away! [12:06] Kaeru     I feel a bit hesitant     after a disaster like that... [12:09] Awayuki     But you gotta! C'mon, I did one! [12:13] Kaeru     Very well. [12:16] Kaeru     The concept is "Mommy's first stream." [12:20] Kaeru     Gummembmemah! Immeffeff amemmer     memmme migh memmmemm memhah? [12:23] Awayuki     Hey! I wasn't that bad! [12:30] Kaeru     Goodness. Mommy has me pinned to the floor! [12:33] Awayuki     Now I'm gonna become your ! [12:36] Awayuki     Take this, and this, and this! [12:37] Awayuki*     Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle! [12:41] Kaeru     Mommy's gonna make me a mommy! [12:45] Awayuki     "I'm your mommy's mommy who     made your mommy into a mommy!" SIGN    Newtype? No, Zerotype?     Speak Japanese      Is this heaven?     What are we looking at here [12:48] Awayuki     is what I'll say when the baby is born! SIGN          Is this heaven? [12:51] Kaeru     I'm gonna be a baby having babies by my     mommy who has a mommy named Mommy Shion! [12:56] Awayuki     Babbomic Bang! SIGN    Thank You For Watching [13:08] Kaeru     Hey, Mommy. [13:09] Awayuki     Yes? [13:11] Kaeru     Thank you for doing this today. [13:13] Awayuki     Hey, thank you! [13:16] Awayuki     That was a really fun stream. [13:19] Kaeru     Yes. It truly was. [13:24] Kaeru     You've given me faith in myself, Mommy. [13:29] Kaeru     I'll never forget meeting you today. [13:35] Awayuki     Kaeru-ch— [14:01] Kaeru     I have a goal now. [14:04] Kaeru     I'm going to make you proud     to have me as a daughter. [14:12] Awayuki     What a weird feeling. [14:15] Awayuki     I joined Live-On because I admired     Hareru-senpai and the second-genners. [14:21] Awayuki     But now I'm the one being admired. [14:27] Kaeru     I'm going to work harder     and harder at my streams! [14:30] Kaeru     I'm also going to work even harder at collabs! [14:32] Awayuki     Great! [14:33] Kaeru     But because you're my ultra-mommy, [14:38] Kaeru     I hope you'll collab with me again. [14:41] Awayuki     You bet! [14:55] Awayuki     We're here! Fujiyama Amusement Park! [14:58] Chami     The normie holy land! [15:00] Chami     It's amazing! Amazing! [15:03] Chami     Awayuki-chan, let's hurry! [15:06] Awayuki     Chami-chan. You were so excited     you didn't sleep much last night, right? [15:09] Awayuki     You okay? [15:10] Chami     I'm fine! [15:12] Chami     My adrenaline's been pumping     since you first invited me out! [15:16] Chami     Going to an amusement park with     a friend is like a dream come true! [15:19] Chami     I feel like my feet aren't     even touching the ground! [15:22] Awayuki     They literally aren't! [15:25] Awayuki     I'm glad my invitation made you so happy. [15:30] Awayuki     But that's no excuse for     getting lost in the station! [15:33] Chami     I-I'm sorry! [15:36] Chami     I got swept away by the crowd and     suddenly didn't know where I was... [15:40] Awayuki     "Help me, Awayuki-chan!" You don't know     how much that call freaked me out! [15:45] Awayuki     There's lots of people here too,     so be careful, okay? [15:47] Chami     Okay... [15:50] Chami     Between here and the station, it's hard     to believe there are so many people! [15:54] Awayuki     You want to start by taking a pic     in a grammable spot? [15:58] Chami     Sure! [16:00] Chami     An amusement park with a friend... [16:02] Chami     I'm at last approaching true extroversion! SIGN    Extrovert SIGN    Extrovert!! [16:05] Girl A     Yeah, I totes don't get it. [16:07] Girl B     Wanna pose for this one? SIGN    Extrovert Level SIGN    High School Girls SIGN    Group SIGN    Together SIGN    Laughing [16:13] Awayuki     Chami-chan? [16:15] Chami     Be careful, Awayuki-chan! [16:17] Chami     Their extrovert level far exceeds ours! [16:20] Chami     Let's give them a wide berth! [16:21] Awayuki     Chami-chan, what are you even afraid of? [16:23] Girl A     Hey, want me to snap your pic? [16:26] Awayuki     Hey, thanks! SIGN    Makankosappo [16:35] Chami     We'll start with this! [16:37] Awayuki     As your starter ride?! [16:40] Announcer     Are you ready? [16:42] Announcer     Countdown start! [16:43] Chami     Awayuki-chan... [16:44] Announcer     Three, two, one! [16:46] Chami     Help me. [16:52] Awayuki     Murderous acceleration! [17:15] Awayuki     Chami-chan, you're a big old baby     about scary rides! [17:18] Awayuki     Why'd you choose that one? [17:20] Chami     I have a few acquaintances who say     I'm a socially anxious introvert, [17:24] Chami     so I wanted to ride the big one     and show them what I'm made of! [17:27] Awayuki     I think this sort of thing     is why they say that. [17:30] Chami     But actually riding it really was something! [17:33] Chami     I thought I was going to die vomiting. [17:37] Awayuki     You almost went to     the big barf river in the sky. [17:39] Awayuki     Barfing at that speed would actually     make quite the silvery trail! [17:43] Chami     Hey, don't make it sound like the Milky Way. [17:48] Awayuki     How about the spinning teacups next? [17:50] Chami     Great! Let's do it! [17:55] Awayuki     Huh? What's wrong, Chami-chan? [17:57] Chami     I'm embarrassed to ask, but I was hoping     I could stop by the bathroom first... [18:04] Awayuki     Oh, right. [18:05] Awayuki     What do you wanna do? I'm fine riding after. [18:10] Chami     Don't worry. [18:11] Chami     It's not so bad I can't hold it in. [18:14] Chami     Look, it's nearly our turn. [18:16] Awayuki     Hey, here we go! [18:24] Chami     Hey. Awayuki-chan. [18:27] Awayuki     Yes. I think I know what you're going to say... [18:30] Awayuki     Want to finish by making a     memory we'll never forget? [18:33] Chami     Yes. Let's do it! [18:37] Awayuki     In that case... [18:39] Awayuki     Full-power spinning! [18:47] Awayuki     It's carrying me away! [18:51] Chami     This speed isn't good... [18:54] Chami     G-Gonna pee... [18:56] Chami     Pee myself... [18:57] Chami     Pee myself! [19:06] Awayuki     The teacups are a thrill ride     for the semicircular canal. SIGN    Eek SIGN    Eek [19:19] Chami     Was that the cry of a normie couple?! [19:21] Chami     What a terrifying haunted house jumpscare! [19:23] Awayuki     Chami-chan, I don't think     that's an intentional jumpscare. [19:31] Awayuki     So good! [19:33] Chami     It really is! [19:35] Chami     Do you like thrill rides     in general, Awayuki-chan? [19:39] Awayuki     I think I'm better with them than I used to be. [19:43] Awayuki     Getting down off a thrill ride feels     kinda nice, like after I drink StroZero! [19:49] Awayuki     Mind if I Shuwa out? [19:51] Chami     Please don't absorb StroZero     from amusement park thrill rides. [20:03] Awayuki     Want to ride the Ferris wheel last? [20:06] Chami     Yes! Yes! [20:11] Awayuki     I think we'll get right on! [20:14] Chami     I'm not even on it, and I already     feel like I'm soaring to heaven! [20:18] Chami     I'm so glad to be alive! [20:21] Awayuki     Okay, let's go. [20:22] Chami     Right! [20:25] Chami     Getting to go on a normie-exclusive ride     like the Ferris wheel... [20:30] Chami     Awayuki-chan. Thank you! [20:35] Awayuki     Hey, our gondola's here. Let's get on! [20:37] Chami     Coming! [20:39] Staff     Closing now. [20:49] Awayuki     Isn't this fun, Chami-chan?! [20:51] Awayuki     Alone in a high place,     and in a captive situation! [20:55] Awayuki     Isn't it exciting?! [20:57] Chami     No... [20:58] Chami     It's not! [21:00] Chami     It's not! [21:02] Chami     It's not! [21:07] Awayuki     And that's how it went down! [21:10] Chami     It was quite eventful, but we made     a lot of wonderful memories! SIGN    Glad they went to the amusement park together      Just glad you had fun!      The cage-type of all things lol      Chami-chama, great work getting out!      Another step closer to extroversion!      Knew them going to an amusement park together would be eventful     So precious     When the cell photo came out I thought Shuwa-chan had locked her up     Awa-chan chose the cage type on purpose lol      Okay it's just a date now     Congrats on your first amusement park visit with a friend SIGN    Hotel [21:14] Awayuki     After the amusement park, we stayed     at a nearby hotel we'd made a reservation at, SIGN    Sightseeing [21:18] Awayuki     then did a little sightseeing the next day! [21:22] Chami     It really was fun! [21:24] Chami     Thank you for going with me, Awayuki-chan! [21:26] Awayuki     Hey, no problem! [21:28] Awayuki     I haven't been to an amusement park     in forever, so I loved it! [21:31] Awayuki     Let's go out again sometime! SIGN    Drop the tea about the hotel     A girly get-together at a love hotel?     IT'S HABBENING     i can see shuwa-chan showing up post-strozero     and coming onto chami-chan as if i was there      Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy SIGN    Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy [21:36] Awayuki     Kaeru-chan's there. SIGN    Chami-chan      Sub-mommy      Sub-mommy!     Mommy [21:39] Chami     I-I won't be anyone's mommy that easily. [21:42] Chami     You should try to become     an independent lady like me! [21:46] Awayuki     Incidentally... [21:48] Awayuki     When we went to the     convenience store to buy dinner, [21:51] Awayuki     the clerk was stocking     the drinks from the back, [21:54] Awayuki     and just as Chami-chan     reached out to grab one... SIGN    EEEEEEEK! [21:59] Awayuki     She got so scared, she let out the loudest     scream I'd heard from her all day! SIGN    lol      A Chami-chan-packed episode from start to finish      oh man so cute      You can't go into a haunted house if that scares you      Glad the hand didn't grab you!      Convenience store staff = scarier than haunted house      An independent lady, yep, story checks out      Louder than in the amusement park, amazing      That stuff is scary af! [22:04] Chami     P-Please forget that part! SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E8 - Episode 8 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] (Flashback) Mashiro     I'm sorry about all the trouble I caused you. [00:08] Awayuki     H-Hey, it's fine. I don't mind at all. [00:12] Awayuki     You really don't have to apologize! [00:16] (Flashback) Mashiro     Hey, Awayuki-chan. [00:19] (Flashback) Mashiro     As long as we're doing this, [00:20] (Flashback) Mashiro     you think we should have     pet names for each other? [00:24] (Flashback) Awayuki     Pet names? [00:26] Mashiro     Yeah. Because I really love you, Awayuki-chan. [00:30] (Flashback) Awayuki     S-Say what?! [00:31] Awayuki     L-L-Love me?! [00:34] (Flashback) Mashiro     Why are you freaking out? I mean as a friend. [00:38] (Flashback) Awayuki     O-Oh, of course! [00:41] (Flashback) Awayuki     Of course as a friend. Yep, yep, yep! [00:44] (Flashback) Mashiro     So, what do you think     about the pet names thing? [00:46] Awayuki     Well, sounds great to me. [00:48] Mashiro     What do you wanna call me? [00:54] (Flashback) Awayuki     Maybe... Mashiron? [00:55] Mashiro     Mashiron? [00:57] (Flashback) Awayuki     W-Well, Hareru-senpai in first gen     gets called Harerun, right? [01:02] (Flashback) Awayuki     And I really admire her, and... [01:04] (Flashback) Awayuki     And Mashiro-chan, you're like, um... [01:08] (Flashback) Awayuki     You're as close and dear to me     as the person I admire, [01:12] Awayuki     so I thought it might be nice     to use something with a similar ring. [01:17] (Flashback) Mashiro     Mashiron, huh? Sounds good! [01:19] (Flashback) Mashiro     It also sounds like "macaron," which is cute. [01:22] (Flashback) Mashiro     I like it! [01:23] (Flashback) Awayuki     R-Really?! That's great... [01:26] (Flashback) Mashiro     I've decided on one for you, too. [01:28] (Flashback) Mashiro     How about "Awa-chan"? [01:30] (Flashback) Awayuki     I love it! Mind if I ask why? [01:33] (Flashback) Mashiro     You're always going "awawa" in a panic. [01:39] (Flashback) Mashiro     Well, let's try them out right now. [01:41] (Flashback) Awayuki     R-Right! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream SIGN    This story contains fictionalized elements. [03:14] Awayuki     This story I'm about to tell is a little     exaggerated for the sake of the video, [03:19] Awayuki     so please keep that in mind as you listen. [03:22] Awayuki     It started with my daily trip     to the supermarket. [03:26] Awayuki     Oh, and the reason I'm in a T-shirt here     is because it's my downtime, [03:29] Awayuki     not because my dress is too annoying to draw! [03:33] Awayuki     Huh? They're sold out... SIGN    StroZero SIGN    StroZero [03:37] Awayuki     Guess I'll try somewhere else. [03:39] Awayuki     Huh? [03:40] Awayuki     Sold out here, too? [03:41] Awayuki     Oh, well. It'll be a little     more expensive, but... [03:48] Awayuki     N-No way... [03:50] Awayuki     My bright spot in the day... SIGN    The Drinker's Lemon Sour     Lemon Castle SIGN    Itawari Sakaba     Lemon Sour     The Classic Flavor [03:55] Awayuki     No way. [03:57] Awayuki     Well, I'll just call it a liver rest day... [04:02] Awayuki     Why?! [04:02] Awayuki     Again?! [04:03] Awayuki     Sold out?! [04:05] Awayuki     How can they not be selling it anywhere? [04:08] Awayuki     This has never happened before! [04:12] Awayuki     Could it be... [04:13] Awayuki     because of my streams? [04:16] Awayuki     Have I joined the ranks of the influencers?! SIGN    Strong!!!! SIGN    Strong!!!! SIGN    Like this? [04:19] Awayuki     Maybe I'll start getting sponsorships! SIGN    Or maybe this? [04:21] Awayuki     I could do a commercial or something! [04:23] Awayuki     But... [04:24] Awayuki     The bigger issue currently is that     I have no StroZero on hand. [04:28] Awayuki     The anticipation from buying them in person     has always been one of my little joys, [04:31] Awayuki     so I haven't tried this before now, SIGN    Buy Now [04:33] Awayuki     but I'm left with no choice. SIGN    Add to Cart SIGN    Buy Now [04:50] Awayuki     Here we go, here we go, here we go! [04:53] Awayuki     My sweet li'l StroZero has arrived! [04:58] Awayuki     Eh? [05:00] Awayuki     Huh? Uh... huh? [05:03] Awayuki     Um, that's my package... [05:08] Awayuki     What?! SIGN    Retrieve the stolen StroZero! SIGN    Retrieve the stolen StroZero! SIGN    Awayuki will speed up     every time she shouts! [05:12] Awayuki     Wait! [05:14] Awayuki     Wait! [05:14] Awayuki     Wait, damn it! [05:18] Awayuki     Whew... All that working out     with the Long Fit paid off. [05:25] Awayuki     The package is addressed to me. [05:28] Awayuki     Why are you doing this? [05:30] Obsessed Fan     ...StroZero... [05:31] Awayuki     What was that? [05:33] Obsessed Fan     It's just... [05:34] Obsessed Fan     I thought, if I didn't let you drink StroZero... [05:37] Obsessed Fan     You'd stop being Shuwa, and I'd be able     to see Awayuki-chan's streams again! [05:40] Awayuki     Huh? You're a fan? [05:43] Awayuki     W-Wait, hang on... [05:46] Obsessed Fan     I knew you always got it from the     store nearby, so I bought it all out. [05:51] Awayuki     S-So the reason it's all been     sold out lately is... [05:57] Awayuki     Why do people have to channel     their energy in the weirdest ways?! [06:01] Obsessed Fan     I always loved Awayuki-chan's streams! [06:04] Obsessed Fan     She's so beautiful, so charming! [06:05] Obsessed Fan     But ever since she went a little viral, [06:07] Obsessed Fan     suddenly she's always getting drunk     and saying those perverted things! [06:10] Obsessed Fan     Those new people     are only coming to laugh at her! [06:15] Awayuki     Um... [06:19] Awayuki     So, what did you do with     the StroZero you bought? [06:23] Obsessed Fan     I sold it on Merc*ri. [06:25] Awayuki     You didn't drink it? [06:28] Awayuki     Can you... drink? [06:41] Awayuki     Try some. SIGN    STOP [06:44] Awayuki     Oh, but don't drink it all at once! [06:46] Awayuki     Start with little sips. [06:49] Obsessed Fan     It's awful. [06:51] Awayuki     Right?! I felt the same way at first! [06:54] Awayuki     But you really start     getting a taste for it, see? [06:58] Awayuki     Hup! [07:00] Awayuki     I think of my streams as being the same way. [07:10] Awayuki     And that's how it went down. SIGN    Successfully Recovered SIGN    StroZero SIGN    Scary      Seriously? I'm glad nothing happened      wait wait wait wait      So basically...     You gotta get out of there, Awa-chan!      I guess doxing does happen...      Where you see one, there's thirty more you don't see      So they know where you live?? [07:12] Awayuki     Looks like some of you      know where this is going. [07:15] Awayuki     That's right. [07:17] Awayuki     So anyway, I talked to the agency... [07:19] Awayuki     And, as you can see, I've moved! [07:22] Awayuki     Boy, they just gave me the nicest room! SIGN    Whoa! Cleaner than I expected [1550 yen] moving present Is it actually this neat and tidy? Is your new room bigger? Note: Artist's conception lol Must be hard to move while also streaming as often as you do I'll help you unpack! Congrats!!! [07:26] Awayuki     Thanks so much! SIGN    Buy any new furniture?      lol      ah      yes this truly is shuwa-chan's room [07:28] Awayuki     Obviously, the fridge comes     fully stocked with StroZero! [07:30] Awayuki     I wish it didn't have to be for this reason, [07:33] Awayuki     but since I've got more equipment     and stuff due to being monetized, [07:36] Awayuki     my previous apartment was getting too small, [07:39] Awayuki     so it's actually just what I needed. [07:41] Awayuki     Also, I'm gonna have Mashiron over to this new     apartment tomorrow to do an offline collab! SIGN    Awa-Mashi Offline Collab SIGN    Whooooooooa! [07:50] Awayuki     We came up with a great segment idea,     so look forward to it! SIGN    Shit is definitely gonna go down [10000 yen] congrats Their love nest?! Mashiron's coming to your house???? Madly in love Who's more dangerous in this situation, Awa-chan or Mashiron? It's a long-distance relationship lol Can't wait to see the segment! Flirting I bet [07:56] Awayuki     Well, let's meet again tomorrow     when the light snow falls. [08:12] Awayuki     Though it's still in the state it was     when I moved in... [08:17] Awayuki     Wait... [08:18] Awayuki     This is no laughing matter! [08:20] Awayuki     I've gotta clean up before Mashiron gets here! [08:24] Awayuki     I... I'd really better do something about this. [08:38] Awayuki     Coming! [08:43] Mashiro     Hello. Your beloved Mashiron has arrived! [08:47] Awayuki     Welcome! Come on in! [08:49] Mashiro     Well, I'm still not very used to the city... [08:52] Mashiro     Every second of it was like     information overload. [08:55] Mashiro     I'm a little exhausted. [08:57] Awayuki     Well, you can rest now. [08:58] Awayuki     I'm making dinner! [09:00] Mashiro     Hooray! [09:05] Mashiro     It smells so good! And looks delicious! [09:08] Awayuki     Feel free to relax over there, Mashiron. [09:11] Mashiro     If I'm not in the way,     would you mind if I watched? [09:14] Mashiro     I'm very curious about your cooking! [09:16] Awayuki     It's fine if you want to watch, [09:18] Awayuki     but I'm not going to put     anything weird into it, okay? [09:20] Mashiro     No StroZero? [09:21] Awayuki     It's just normal nikujaga, so of course not! [09:24] Mashiro     Sugar, salt, mirin, soy sauce, StroZero. [09:28] Awayuki     Don't say it like it's a seasoning! [09:32] Awayuki     Want to taste it? [09:33] Mashiro     Can I? Hooray! [09:35] Awayuki     Just a minute! [09:50] Awayuki     H-Hey... [09:54] Mashiro     Say cheese! [09:59] Mashiro     Nice, nice! [10:00] Mashiro     That embarrassed expression     after she blows on the nikujaga sample... [10:03] Mashiro     I think I'm gonna make this one my lock screen. [10:10] Awayuki     Send it to me later, too. [10:12] Mashiro     Okay! [10:34] Awayuki     It's not like that! [10:36] Awayuki     I put it all in one big bag to throw away,     but it just didn't align with garbage day. [10:40] Awayuki     I didn't actually drink all that     in such a short time! [10:43] Awayuki     Really, I... It's not like that... [10:48] Mashiro     And that's how the day went down. [10:50] Mashiro     This concludes my report on Awa-chan's home! SIGN    adorbs SIGN    dang it's super adorbs SIGN    Stanning this sleepover for s°x.     Mashiron being the aggressor makes it hotter SIGN    But who is this pure streamer     Mashiron is preying on? A new girl? [10:54] Awayuki     Is this what they call public shaming? [10:57] Mashiro     I was the one who requested     an offline collab, after all. [10:59] Mashiro     I have a responsibility to report the facts. SIGN    I heard Mashiron was making a woman     out of the pure Awa-chan SIGN    I stan them both now and forever SIGN    My ideal OGs SIGN    Yeah, it used to be Mashiron taking     the lead like this, really takes me back SIGN     I'm glad to see my oshi so happy!     I'd send a super chat but I've hit the limit! SIGN    Alice-chan (sob) [11:05] Mashiro     Well, that's enough buildup. [11:08] Mashiro     It's time for today's main segment: [11:11] Mashiro     Let's think up a new outfit     for Awa-chan together! [11:14] Mashiro     If anyone has a good idea,     I'll do a simple design sketch, [11:18] Mashiro     and you can all give your opinions on it! [11:20] Awayuki     You and I can think of ideas, too! [11:22] Mashiro     Yeah. [11:23] Mashiro     But I don't know if we should be     designing it for Awa-chan or Shuwa-chan... [11:28] Awayuki     If you're designing it, Mashiron, I want to     wear it in as many situations as possible! [11:34] Mashiro     Oh, so an outfit for both     Shuwa-chan and Awa-chan? [11:38] Awayuki     I suppose it's not easy, huh? [11:40] Mashiro     I'll think about it. We might get inspired! [11:44] Awayuki     Really?! Hooray! [11:46] Mashiro     Chat, I hope you'll think     along those lines as well. [11:52] Mashiro     "Yes, yes, yes! Haute couture StroZero!     This has to be it!" someone says. [11:56] Awayuki     No, that's totally wrong!     Did you even hear what I said?! [12:00] Mashiro     Hold on just a second here, Awa-chan. [12:02] Mashiro     In all things, you never know until you try. [12:06] Mashiro     Let me try and draw it,     and you can judge it then. [12:10] Awayuki     Well, your eyes are telling the whole story... [12:13] Awayuki     They say "Ah, this intrigues me." [12:15] Mashiro     Awaken, chemical reaction! [12:17] Awayuki     Hey, wai— [12:21] Mashiro     Whew, I think that's done. [12:23] Awayuki     Hey, why do you look so satisfied?! [12:27] Awayuki     It's not workable in reality,     but maybe as a Shuwa outfit... [12:31] Awayuki     Even if I were to deem it acceptable— [12:35] Awayuki     against all my instincts— SIGN    Good evening      I've been waiting for this one      Another pure day      A fine evening to you      Last night's stream was really lovely      I'm happy to see my pure Awayuki-san another night      I'm waiting with perfect patience      This is the moment I live for [12:36] Awayuki     if the supposedly pure Awa were to     show up one day wearing this outfit SIGN    !?!?!?      um......      Um, Awayuki-san???      wut      A n-new outfit? [12:40] Awayuki     and say, "Isn't this another     lovely night of light snowfall?", [12:43] Awayuki     it would lead to a huge scandal! SIGN    Now Hiring Streamers     Join the "shining" girls of Live-On [12:47] Mashiro     I think a streamer like that     would fit right in at Live-On, don't you? [12:50] Mashiro     Besides, you already had a scandal     with your accidental stream, right? [12:56] Awayuki     Fair enough. [12:57] Mashiro     Now, Awa-chan, do you think     this outfit is acceptable? SIGN    Wow, haute couture strozero. Just what I ordered... She did it lol "Well, it's Live-On" is the answer to many questions What does it mean that she finished that picture so quickly? Recycled fashion Truly, this is art. Can't argue with it lmao This is the peak of sustainable art The age of diversity!! [13:01] Awayuki     It's a total bomb! [13:03] Mashiro     Too bad. But I'm gonna keep trying! SIGN    A fantasy outfit SIGN    school uniform next plz! SIGN    military uniform SIGN    China dress! SIGN    China dress! SIGN    Gothic lolita SIGN    Reverse bunny SIGN    Bunny SIGN    Cheerleader [13:16] Mashiro     How's this? [13:17] Awayuki     It's cute and cool and so grown-up! [13:20] Awayuki     Huh? [13:21] Awayuki     But is that my br— [13:22] Mashiro     That's not a bra. It's a portal to the abyss. [13:26] Awayuki     Huh? [13:27] Mashiro     Look. You can see the abyss     gazing back into you. [13:32] Awayuki     I feel like I've heard that     saying somewhere before. [13:34] Mashiro     Okay, let's keep it rolling! [13:46] Mashiro     I'll have to talk to management first,     so I can't say this design is confirmed yet, [13:51] Mashiro     but I think it came out well. [13:53] Awayuki     That's right! [13:55] Awayuki     Mashiron and chat, thank you all very much! [14:01] Awayuki     Now that we've finished what     we started this stream to do, [14:05] Awayuki     let's shower off, brush our teeth, and sleep! [14:08] Awayuki     Mashiron, you can use the bath before me! [14:11] Awayuki     Guests first, of course! [14:14] Mashiro     What are you saying? We're bathing together. [14:18] Awayuki     I beg your pardon? [14:20] Mashiro     Let's bathe together. [14:22] Awayuki     Mashiron, are you drunk? [14:24] Awayuki     But there was no StroZero in the food today... [14:27] Awayuki     Which means... remote brainwashing     from Sei-sama?! [14:31] Mashiro     Apologize to Sei-sama. [14:32] Mashiro     Anyway... [14:34] Mashiro     You don't wanna? [14:37] Awayuki     I-It's not that I don't want to, but... [14:41] Awayuki     Don't blame me if you get jumped. [14:43] Mashiro     Don't worry. We've known each other     long enough. I trust you. [14:47] Awayuki     Then let's at least wear bath towels. [14:52] Awayuki     No looking when we scrub each other, either. [14:54] Awayuki     If you agree to that, I'm in! [14:56] Mashiro     Aww? Okay. [14:58] Awayuki     Anyway, that's the end of the stream. [15:01] Awayuki     Let's meet again when the light snow falls. [15:05] Mashiro     Bye-bye! SIGN    Thank You For Watching [15:07] Mashiro     I'll report back on what happens     between bathtime and bedtime! SIGN    The livestream has ended. [15:26] Mashiro     Boy, hot baths are nice, right? [15:29] Mashiro     I'm so relaxed,     I feel like I'm gonna melt away. [15:32] Awayuki     R-Right. [15:34] Mashiro     You know, Awa-chan, you're very ample. [15:37] Awayuki     I-In what respect? [15:39] Mashiro     Your chest. You seem to have     considerable assets. [15:43] Awayuki     Well, size isn't the only metric to judge by... [15:47] Awayuki     I think yours are way more magnificent, anyway. [15:51] Mashiro     How would you know?     You've been looking away the whole time. [15:55] Awayuki     I-I've been stealing glances! [15:58] Awayuki     O-Only with the towel on, of course! [16:01] Mashiro     Really? I'm not sure I can accept that. [16:05] Mashiro     Have a good look at my chest, and then decide. [16:08] Awayuki     Huh? Huh?! [16:09] Mashiro     Hurry! Hurry! [16:13] Awayuki     Huh? [16:17] Awayuki     Eek! Mashiro, you perv! [16:20] Awayuki     Shameless! Sei-sama! [16:26] Mashiro     Well? Can you sleep, Awa-chan? [16:30] Awayuki     I'm honestly not sure. [16:33] Mashiro     How come? [16:34] Awayuki     Because there's a little devil     lying next to me! [16:37] Mashiro     Oh, how awful for you. [16:40] Mashiro     But I think I'm pretty tired. [16:43] Mashiro     It's been a wild day for me. [16:45] Awayuki     You did seem to be having a lot of fun, yeah. [16:48] Awayuki     Since I invited you here,     I'm really glad you enjoyed it. [16:53] Mashiro     Sorry if I overdid it a little. [16:56] Awayuki     Not at all. I think I had a lot of fun, too. [17:01] Awayuki     But what got you so worked up? [17:03] Awayuki     Was it, like, the excitement     of travel, or something? [17:07] Mashiro     Hmm... Okay, I'm talking in my sleep now. [17:11] Awayuki     Huh? [17:12] Mashiro     Get it? Everything I say from now     is just sleeptalk. [17:15] Mashiro     So if anything comes off weird,     just write it off as that. [17:19] Awayuki     R-Right. [17:21] Mashiro     I think I've been watching you     pretty much since your debut. [17:26] Mashiro     Back then... Well, maybe even now, [17:30] Mashiro     you weren't exactly a natural at this. [17:34] Mashiro     You did streams every day     desperately looking for good content, [17:38] Mashiro     and I could see it     wearing you down day after day. [17:43] Awayuki     Right... [17:44] Mashiro     I'm sleeptalking, so please don't respond. [17:47] Awayuki     W-Well, I'm also sleeptalking, then. [17:51] Mashiro     Well, okay. [17:53] Mashiro     I like people who work really hard. [17:55] Mashiro     I want their hard work to get rewarded. [17:59] Mashiro     I want that to be how the world works. [18:03] Mashiro     Honestly, I tend to really fangirl     over that kind of person. [18:07] Mashiro     So I've been rooting for you this whole time. [18:11] Mashiro     Not as your "mother," but just as a fan. [18:19] Mashiro     Do you remember the first time     we talked on the phone? [18:23] Awayuki     Yeah. I was surprised by     how passionate you were. [18:27] Mashiro     Not that part. [18:30] Awayuki     I remember. [18:32] Awayuki     You said my hardship now would make     my future happiness shine even brighter. [18:37] Mashiro     I feel like you took your first step then,     and now you're finishing your run-up. [18:44] Mashiro     Since the day of your accidental stream, [18:46] Awayuki     I feel like your voice has been     getting brighter day by day. [18:49] Mashiro     And meeting you IRL confirmed it for me. [18:53] Mashiro     When you're streaming,     and even when you aren't, [18:56] Mashiro     you're so full of life, Awa-chan. [18:58] Mashiro     Like you're having so much fun. [19:00] Mashiro     That made me really happy. [19:03] Mashiro     I guess I got carried away and said     some out-of-character things. [19:11] Awayuki     I think I was really lost back then. [19:15] Awayuki     I had no confidence in myself,     and when I became Kokorone Awayuki, [19:20] Awayuki     I couldn't show myself in front of people     except when I was playing that part. [19:24] Awayuki     But that's not how it is now. [19:25] Awayuki     Awayuki is the form in which I can be myself. [19:30] Awayuki     And I've got people who accept that. [19:34] Awayuki     Genmates, senpais, a manager, and... [19:40] Awayuki     a best friend. [19:42] Awayuki     I'm having an amazing time with     all these amazing people, as myself. [19:49] Awayuki     You're right, Mashiron. [19:50] Awayuki     I'm having fun. Tons of fun. [19:54] Mashiron     I see. I'm really glad to hear that. [20:02] Mashiron     Congratulations, Awa-chan.     I'll always root for you. [20:06] Mashiron     And as long as you want to keep doing this,     I'll support you in making it happen. [20:14] Mashiron     We'll build each other up and make Live-On     a better and more exciting place to be. [20:18] Mashiron     And I'll do it all as your     genmate, Irodori Mashiro. [20:23] Awayuki     Thanks, Mashiron. For everything we've done,     and everything I'm sure we'll do. [20:32] Mashiro     A-Anyway, let's get some sleep. [20:34] Awayuki     Y-Yeah. [20:38] Mashiro     Good night, Awa-chan. [20:40] Awayuki     Good night, Mashiron. [20:50] Awayuki     Mashiron, is something wrong? [20:54] Mashiro     Just thinking back to when I got     really ticked off over a rude comment. SIGN    What was that comment?     You wanna say that again to my face?! SIGN    Awayuki-chan, who showed up to stop the fight SIGN    It's not about that!     You're on stream! SIGN    What's wrong with a mother drawing her daughter's     n°ppl°s?! It would be weirder to feel ashamed!! [21:03] Mashiro     You called me time and again to stop me, right? [21:07] Mashiro     You helped me get my head back on straight. [21:10] Mashiro     The way you're usually so calm, [21:12] Mashiro     but you'll move heaven and earth     to help someone in trouble... [21:16] Mashiro     It made me realize I wanted to know this girl     better, not just as a mother or as a fan. [21:25] Mashiro     O-Of course, I'm sorry     about making trouble for you. [21:29] Mashiro     I still feel pretty pathetic,     thinking about my cringe phase. [21:36] Awayuki     Mashiron, I said something to you back then. [21:39] Awayuki     I guess you don't remember,     so I'll say it again! [21:42] Awayuki     Mashiron, you're not pathetic! [21:44] Awayuki     You're great at art, and you have a cool voice, [21:46] Awayuki     and you're great at talking, and you're nice! [21:49] Awayuki     You should have more confidence! [21:51] Awayuki     I mean, the comment that ticked you off     so bad was dissing me, right? [21:56] Awayuki     So that made me really happy, [21:58] Awayuki     and I thought you were so dashing, and... [22:00] Awayuki     Also, also... [22:05] Mashiro     That's enough. I remember. [22:09] Mashiro     Thanks. [22:12] Mashiro     I love you, Awa-chan. [22:17] Awayuki     Yeah. [22:19] Awayuki     I love you, too. SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E9 - Episode 9 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Miko-lo~ SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [00:00] Shion     Miko-lo, everybody! SIGN    I stan variety segments [00:02] Shion     This is Mommy Kaminari Shion, the lady who     would be mommy to Mother Thrsa if she could! SIGN    Mommy Shion so cute [00:06] Shion     And today, I've got     all my dear friends with me! SIGN    So fun SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix SIGN    Miko-lo~     Miko-lo~     Haven't had a big collab like this in a while!      Here we go!      Just what are you going to do here, Mommy Shion...      Miko-lo, all!!!      Miko-lo~      Miko-lo~      Mommy Shion will be a great mommy! [00:10] Shion     Can we all say hello? SIGN    Haven't seen a big collab like this in a while! [00:12] Awayuki/Sei/Hikari/Alice/Nekoma/Kaeru     Miko-lo! [00:14] Shion     Oh, what a great job! [00:17] Shion     I'm Mommy Shion, and I'll be playing host     and straightwoman to this week's segment, [00:24] Shion     the Live-On 1 Grand Prix,     or L-1 Grand Prix for short! [00:26] Shion     Thank you all for coming! [00:30] Shion     Now, I'm going to make our streamers     do skits on a given topic in pairs! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [00:38] Shion     They won't have any knowledge     of the topics in advance, [00:40] Shion     so I fully expect indescribable chaos... [00:44] Shion     But which team will give us     the most memorable skit?! [00:48] Shion     The winner gets 200,000 yen! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner     Prize Money: ¥200,000 [00:51] Shion     Mommy's funding this one out of her own pocket! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [02:26] Shion     Here's our first pair! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [02:29] Shion     The Kokorone Awayuki and Utsuki Sei     "On-Air Faux Pair" is in the house! SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair [02:35] Sei     Looks like it's our turn, Awayuki-kun. [02:38] Sei     Let's show them how it's done. [02:40] Awayuki     Yes! I'll show them an     on-air faux pas for the books! [02:44] Shion     Shuwa-chan, it's not an on-air faux pas     if you're trying to make it happen... SIGN    This is so exciting, it's like a lead K°m°n Rider teaming up with a Sentai Red      I think we're going to see mutual annihilation in the form of getting banned      roflcopter fleet incoming      "And here's our next pairing, matter and anti-matter..."      At least come up with a good team name      The °onsumer °ffairs °gency issued an alert about     not combining these two Live-On substances      Recipe for disaster      Just try to keep collateral damage to a minimum... SIGN    I wonder what the topics are like SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [02:50] Shion     Okay, here comes your topic! SIGN    Starting with these two?      Setting the bar high, much? [02:52] Shion     Everyone, watch the stream! [02:54] Shion     Let's start the countdown to hell! SIGN    These two will aim to cause an incident SIGN    Convenience Store [02:58] Shion     Okay! The topic for our first skit     is "Convenience Store"! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix          On-Air Faux Pair [03:02] Shion     All right! Let's get started! [03:07] Awayuki     Boy, it's cold out there! [03:09] Awayuki     What'll I buy today? [03:11] Sei     Hey. Welcomeinmymouth. [03:14] Awayuki     Huh? Did that clerk just say something? [03:16] Sei     Welcome in! [03:18] Awayuki     Gosh! You spoke so quickly,     I thought you said something else at first! [03:21] Shion     You should get fired for that one! [03:23] Awayuki     Well, I think I'll buy a hot drink. [03:27] Sei     Excuse me, my most enchanting customer. [03:30] Awayuki     Wh-What? [03:31] Sei     As it happens, we've just begun     stocking a certain kind of video. [03:34] Sei     Would you like to watch one? [03:36] Awayuki     What? You mean like movies? [03:39] Awayuki     That sounds great! What have you got? [03:41] Sei     Many things. [03:43] Awayuki     Do you have Spder-Mn XXX? [03:45] Sei     We do. [03:45] Awayuki     Do you have Irn Mn XXX? [03:47] Sei     We do. [03:48] Awayuki     Do you have Th* Avngrs? [03:50] Sei     No. [03:50] Shion     Why do you have the porn parodies     and not the real thing?! [03:54] Awayuki     Well, I'll decide what I want to buy later. [03:57] Awayuki     I'd like to look around first. [03:58] Sei     By all means. [04:00] Sei     This convenience store, Lotion, run by I,     Sei-sama, keeps many things in stock! [04:05] Shion     Why did your shop's name have to be that?! [04:08] Awayuki     Could you tally these up? [04:11] Sei     Very well. [04:12] Sei     Would you like to add a hot snack onto that? SIGN    Recommended SIGN    Futanari Set [04:15] Sei     I recommend our two-steamy-     meat-buns-and-wiener combo. [04:19] Shion     Someone report her for sexual harassment! [04:21] Awayuki     I actually have a Gangr Tamago-chan     fetish, so I'll take an oden egg. [04:24] Shion     You're banned from this world forever! [04:26] Sei     Well, here's your oden. [04:29] Sei     Would you like... these too? [04:31] Awayuki     Yes, please. I keep getting runs     in mine, so I'm almost out. [04:35] Sei     You want to equip th-these? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Equip          Equip          Equip          Equip          Equip SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    You want to equip th-these? Hahh... hahh... °gulp° [04:40] Awayuki     That's a great impression     of a shopkeeper from an RPG! [04:44] Shion     We officially apologize     to all fantasy shopkeepers! [04:47] Sei     Is this all you wish to buy, Awayuki-kun? [04:50] Awayuki     No, there's also... [04:54] Sei     You want to equip th-these here? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    You want to equip th-these here? Hahh... hahh... °gulp° SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Equip          Equip          Equip          Equip          Equip [04:58] Shion     E-Equip them where? And why     are you so hot and bothered?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    A-Are you sure? [05:02] Awayuki     A-Are you sure? Maybe I'll try     them on, just for a taste... SIGN    Maybe I'll try them on, just for a taste... Heehee... [05:07] Shion     Why are you going along with her?     Am I the one who's crazy here?! [05:12] Sei     While we're at it,     let's equip those stockings, too! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    While we're at it, let's equip those stockings, too!     How about it, Awayuki-kun?! [05:15] Sei     How about it, Awayuki-kun?! SIGN    Sounds great! [05:17] Awayuki     Sounds great! I feel like my existing     equipment is in the way, though... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    I feel like my existing equipment is in the way, though... SIGN    Cowlick               T-Shirt               Shoes               StroZero SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Shuwa SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Equip. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    HP: SIGN    GP: SIGN    ATK: SIGN    DEF: SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Head:               Body:               Legs:               Weapon: SIGN    Optimize SIGN    Remove All [05:21] Awayuki     I'll take off all my equipment     except the StroZero and the stockings. SIGN    ---               ---               ---               --- SIGN    ---               StroZero               Stockings               --- SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [05:34] Shion     Our next pair is the Power Pair, starring     Soma Alice-chan and Matsuriya Hikari-chan! SIGN    Power Pair SIGN    Power Pair [05:41] Hikari     Hi-ho! The festival lights     bring a real hullaballoo! [05:44] Hikari     I'm Matsuriya Hikari! [05:45] Alice     All roads lead to Awayuki-dono! [05:48] Alice     I am Soma Alice! [05:50] Shion     Thanks so much for that introduction! [05:52] Shion     You're pairing up again today.     I guess you guys get along well, huh? [05:56] Alice     Yes! [05:58] Alice     When I was investigating     third-genners close to Awayuki-dono [06:00] Alice     as I searched for a way to breach her defenses, [06:02] Alice     I found my chemistry with     Hikari-dono to be especially potent! [06:07] Shion     Not the pure motive I expected. [06:11] Hikari     Someday, I'll end up in the     beloved-senpai position for Alice-chan! [06:16] Alice     Don't get so full of yourself,     you oppai loli. [06:19] Hikari     What was that?! I'm not a loli! [06:21] Hikari     I'm old enough to drink! [06:23] Alice     Pardon me. I meant to say "legal loli." [06:27] Hikari     Change the "loli" part! SIGN    Hikari-chan's energetic and cute SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [06:29] Shion     Okay, but you'd better get it in gear     if you want to win this contest! SIGN    I love that pair! They get along so well SIGN    Thanks for the term "legal loli" SIGN    Hero and Demon King [06:36] Shion     "Hero and Demon King"! This one     might be a little bit challenging! [06:41] Shion     Okay, start it up! [06:44] Hikari     Cruel and vicious Demon King! [06:45] Hikari     I, the Hero, shall bring you to your end! [06:50] Alice     A mere human rat seeks to     defeat me, the Demon King? [06:53] Alice     Save your dreams for bedtime, fool. [06:57] Shion     This is great! [06:58] Hikari     I have too much at stake to lose now! [07:01] Hikari     I'll avenge my fallen comrades,     Daniel, Johnny, Greg, Layla, and Daniel! [07:08] Shion     Did she just say "Daniel" twice? [07:12] Alice     P-Perhaps you had     two comrades with the same name? [07:16] Hikari     Y-Yes! That's what I meant to say! [07:20] Hikari     With the sacred sword Excalibur,     blessed by the Holy Princess's prayers, [07:24] Hikari     I shall defeat you! [07:25] Hikari     Her power now lies within this sword! [07:29] Alice     Do you have some reason to think that? [07:32] Hikari     I do! [07:33] Hikari     Because I ran the princess through     with the sacred sword myself! [07:38] Alice/Shion     You ran the princess through?! [07:42] Hikari     It was the only way to defeat the Demon King. [07:45] Alice     Um, d-did the princess die? [07:48] Hikari     Yes. But her death won't be in vain. [07:52] Hikari     I stand now atop a mountain of sacrifices! [07:55] Alice     D-Do you? I feel a bit bad about that... [08:01] Shion     This is great, just great! [08:02] Shion     It's totally getting out of hand! [08:03] Shion     This is just what Mommy wanted to see! [08:08] Hikari     Here I come! [08:10] Shion     C'mon, mods! Mommy wanted to see more! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix SIGN    Improv skits need that chaotic turn SIGN    Ad-libs were gentle, Hikari-chan is cute [08:15] Shion     It's a shame, but let's move     onto our last pair! SIGN    This last team seems even more uncontrollable SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [08:18] Shion     Can they forge an upset     in this heated-up arena?! [08:23] Shion     Hirune Nekoma and Yamatani Kaeru's     Reversal Pair! SIGN    Reversal Pair SIGN    Reversal Pair [08:30] Nekoma     I'm Nekoma, who smelled the beginnings     of a lousy story and woke up from her nap! [08:36] Kaeru     Konnipple-wa to my chat mommies. [08:39] Kaeru     This is Kaeru, who mentioned that greeting     might be growing rather worn out in a stream, SIGN    Konnipple-wa!     Worn out... nipples??      You have a new one?      Please don't say "worn out" about that!      You have used it a lot lol      Konniple-wa!      "Nipple baby with bad greetings," huh?      A new baby genre is born [08:42] Kaeru     only to be called a nipple baby with     bad greetings for her troubles. Hmph. [08:46] Shion     Thanks, you two! [08:48] Shion     Is there a reason you decided to     call yourselves the "Reversal Pair"? [08:52] Nekoma     I'll explain that one! [08:55] Nekoma     It's because I have tastes that are     the total opposite of a normal person, [08:59] Nekoma     and because Kaeru-chan keeps     regressing further into infancy over time, [09:03] Nekoma     hence "reversal"! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Professor Nekoma's Q&A Corner SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Q: Why the name "Reversal Pair"? SIGN    A: Because I have tastes that are the total opposite     of a normal person, and Kaeru-chan keeps regressing     further and further into infancy over time,     hence "reversal." [09:04] Shion     I see! I don't think I get it, but okay! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix [09:08] Shion     Here we go! SIGN    These two are way off the beaten track SIGN    Apology Press Conference [09:11] Shion     "Apology Press Conference"! [09:13] Shion     Your topic is an apology press conference! [09:16] Kaeru     Nekoma-senpai, have you ever     had to apologize for anything? [09:19] Nekoma     Never. [09:20] Kaeru     That's a problem. Neither have I. [09:21] Kaeru     We have a severe handicap from step one. [09:24] Shion     Are you sure you want to put yourselves     up on a pedestal like that? [09:28] Shion     Do you think you're saints or something? [09:31] Shion     Nekoma, why not apologize     for all the ways you've used me [09:35] Shion     as the foil to your ridiculous antics? [09:38] Kaeru     Well, it does seem like we're     not getting anywhere otherwise. [09:41] Kaeru     I'll act as the apologizer. [09:43] Shion     All ready to go, then? [09:45] Shion     Then, press conference... ready, start! SIGN    Live-On Fourth Gen      Yamatani Kaeru [09:49] Kaeru     Thank you all immensely     for joining me here today. [09:54] Kaeru     The Yamatani Kaeru apology     press conference will now begin. [10:04] Kaeru     I'm terribly sorry     for all the trouble I've caused. [10:09] Nekoma     Nya-nyan! [10:10] Nekoma     Question from Hirune Nekoma,     second-genner from Weekly Sentence Sprng! [10:14] Nekoma     It's said that Ms. Yamatani Kaeru     ran onto set during filming SIGN    Ran onto set during filming SIGN    CG Recreation SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru,     invading a children's TV program [10:17] Nekoma     of the preschooler program "Mommy and Me." SIGN    Held adoption forms to two female cast members [10:20] Nekoma     She then held out adoption forms     to Song Mommy and Exercise Mommy, [10:24] Nekoma     pretending to be a young child     and throwing the production into chaos! SIGN    Pretended to be a young child, threw production into chaos [10:30] Nekoma     Is this all true? [10:33] Kaeru     Yes. Everything you've said is true. [10:38] Nekoma     And why did you do it? [10:40] Kaeru     If I may be blunt, I couldn't hold back     my powerful desire to revert to infancy. [10:47] Kaeru     After all, though my body     is that of a grown-up, [10:51] Kaeru     the burning soul slumbering     inside me is that of a baby. [10:54] Kaeru     Thus, it truly pains me to even have     my conduct be labeled inappropriate. [11:00] Kaeru     At the very least, in that moment, my     excitement to be part of the show I've longed [11:05] Kaeru     to participate in for so long reduced     all my thought processes to baby level. [11:08] Nekoma     I-Is that so? [11:10] Nekoma     It sounds like you're insisting     you're a baby, then? [11:15] Nekoma     Would you mind if I asked your actual age? [11:17] Kaeru     Age is but a number. [11:19] Kaeru     The elderly are the ones who fail to see that. [11:21] Nekoma     No baby would ever say that! [11:25] Kaeru     On that point, isn't it strange that I am     the only one receiving criticism in this case? SIGN    Yamatani SIGN    Objection! [11:30] Kaeru     I happen to know that that Nekoma reporter     has committed numerous crimes of her own! SIGN    Hirune [11:35] Nekoma     Nya?! [11:36] Kaeru     I'll expose all of your crimes,     so prepare yourself! [11:42] Nekoma     Nya-nya-nya.. [11:44] Shion     Oh! Wh-What just happened here?! [11:46] Shion     They're switching sides? [11:48] Kaeru     This is reporter Yamatani Kaeru. [11:51] Kaeru     Thank you for having me. [11:53] Kaeru     Recently, you invited     three friends to play baseball, [11:58] Kaeru     but it was actually a baseball video game—     the crappiest in history. [12:01] Kaeru     In other words, MAJ— [12:03] Shion     And the mods called it off! [12:05] Shion     We'll now announce the winner! [12:08] Shion     The most exciting and memorable skit was... [12:12] Shion     The On-Air Faux Pair! [12:16] Sei/Awayuki     Hooray! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner SIGN    Prize Money [12:19] Shion     You did seem the most in sync! [12:22] Awayuki     Yeah, I'm rakin' it in! [12:25] Awayuki     Yeah! Let's all get sushi     not on a conveyor belt! [12:29] Awayuki     It's on me and Sei-sama! [12:31] Sei     Sounds good to me. [12:32] Sei     All streamers and staff who wish     to participate, report to me. [12:36] Sei     Let's all have a magnificent night! [12:39] Alice/Hikari/Nekoma/Kaeru     Hooray! SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix SIGN    Please Wait [12:47] Awayuki     Pshah! It's like Lxnin for your eyes—     Shuwa-chan's stream is now on air! [12:52] Awayuki     Today, I've invited Eirai-chan over     to play a horror game! [12:57] Eirai     I don't really want to, though. [13:00] Awayuki     But you gotta do it, girl! [13:03] Awayuki     For those who are out of the loop,     lemme explain. SIGN    Testing the Theory... SIGN    That a Zoo’s Director                    Should Know All Animal Trivia [13:07] Awayuki     This collab concept started     from the animal trivia segments [13:10] Awayuki     Eirai-chan was doing on her own channel. SIGN    What is the world's     largest animal? [13:13] Awayuki     If she couldn't answer all the animal     questions posed to her by her listeners, SIGN    What is the animal     most lethal to humans? [13:17] Awayuki     she'd be forced to undergo     a punishment voted on by the chat. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Chat Punishment Survey      No.1 Play a horror game      No.2 ASMR Roleplay      No.3 Ten rapidfire impressions      No.4 Salt licorice taste test      No.5 Acupressure foot massage      No.6 Self-introduction rap      No.7 Change speech tic for one week      Other SIGN         24.8%     21.2%     15.6%     13.7%     12%     9%     3.1%     0.9% SIGN    What is Director     Eirai's weight? SIGN    What is Director     Eirai's weight? [13:22] Awayuki     "What is Director Eirai's weight?!" [13:25] Awayuki     Unable to answer, she was forced     to wave the white flag. [13:29] Awayuki     But she's technically an animal,     so she couldn't object. [13:32] Awayuki     A true strategic victory! [13:34] Awayuki     Then her moment of defeat got clipped     and blew up online. SIGN    Weight?! SIGN    Director falls on her sword (to save herself) [13:38] Awayuki     Anyway, here's the punishment     that was decided on! SIGN    Ao Oni SIGN    That takes me back LFG huge face lol There we are! You've never played this? Fr? Good luck finishing it... Just looks like HIAKIN to me I'm scared of the sounds [13:43] Awayuki     What's more, Eirai-chan famously cannot     handle horror games. At all. [13:47] Eirai     I don't wanna do it. [13:50] Eirai     I thought pairing up might make it more     bearable, so I begged my senpai to help me. [13:54] Awayuki     And so, [13:55] Awayuki     I am here! [13:57] Awayuki     Anyway, that's that. [13:58] Awayuki     If you loved me enough to choose me as     your partner, you shoulda said so earlier. [14:02] Awayuki     Wanna have sx? [14:04] Eirai     Please don't add to my     already existing punishment. [14:07] Eirai     You just seemed the most likely one     to disrupt a horror game's atmosphere. [14:13] Awayuki     Shucks, so I'm like your     emotional support person? [14:17] Awayuki     Wanna have sx? [14:18] Eirai     Is copulation all you think about? Bad girl! SIGN    Eirai      "You're like a cat in heat!" [14:21] Eirai     You're like a cat in heat! [14:22] Eirai     Honestly. [14:23] Eirai     Let's just start playing the game already. [14:26] Awayuki     I "played" with a game just yesterday! SIGN    Awayuki      "I 'played' with a game just yesterday!" [14:28] Eirai     Please keep your pornographic     admissions to yourself. [14:31] Awayuki     Live-On! [14:32] Eirai     Okay, let's begin. SIGN    Ao Oni SIGN    New Game      Continue      Shut Down SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    An abandoned mansion on the outskirts of town. SIGN    It's said that monsters appear there. SIGN    Takuro SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    It's cleaner in here than I expected. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Mika SIGN    I feel a chill... [14:54] Awayuki     Go for it, Eirai-chan! Relax, relax! [14:57] Eirai     You can only be so calm     because you've played this before! SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    It's locked. [15:02] Awayuki     Horror games are a great thing! [15:04] Awayuki     Try to think of it like the game's     creator making you their plaything, [15:08] Awayuki     sending jolts through you     at carefully pre-planned moments! [15:10] Awayuki     Doesn't it get you all hot and bothered? [15:12] Awayuki     Wanna have sx? [15:13] Eirai     I don't think that's how you're     supposed to enjoy horror games! [15:17] Eirai     And stop coming onto me already! [15:19] Awayuki     Aw, what's the big deal? [15:22] Awayuki     It's just my schtick,     like how you act the know-it-all. SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The dishes are cracked. SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    You acquired Dish Fragment. [15:26] Eirai     It may be time to retire     that particular schtick. [15:29] Awayuki     Oh? SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    You acquired Library Key. [15:33] Awayuki     Hey, great job! Keep it up! [15:39] Eirai     I-I saw it! I just saw it, up there at the top! [15:45] Eirai     ...That's a fun fact! [15:46] Awayuki     Stay calm, Eirai-chan! [15:47] Awayuki     You almost forgot your schtick! [15:49] Eirai     But I saw it there!     You can't blame me for being surprised! [15:53] Awayuki     Okay, okay. I guess it was there. [15:57] Eirai     I want to go home! [15:59] Awayuki     Now, now. [16:00] Awayuki     You're locked in, and you gotta     find your missing friends, right? [16:04] Eirai     I'm not staying in this dangerous place! [16:07] Eirai     I'm just going to leave without them! [16:10] Awayuki     You're walking right into the most clichéd     death in the book, you know that? SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    You acquired Bedroom Key. [16:16] Eirai     What is this? [16:18] Eirai     No, stay away! [16:21] Awayuki     Run, run! [16:23] Awayuki     Better look alive, or the Ao Oni     is gonna give it to you! [16:26] Awayuki     Things are about to get very eventful! [16:27] Awayuki     Your chastity is in danger! SIGN    Go, Eirai! [16:30] Eirai     You're making it so much worse!     Whose side are you on?! [16:43] Eirai     In that case... [16:46] Eirai     I'll shred you to pieces, asshole! [16:49] Eirai     Let's see what color you bastards bleed! [16:52] Eirai     I'll make strawberry or blueberry jam [16:56] Eirai     based on the color of the pulpy mess     I find after I cut you to pieces! [17:00] Eirai     Time to die! [17:05] Eirai     Huh? Game over?! [17:07] Eirai     How about you go screw yourself?! [17:13] Eirai     Oh, ah... Sh-Shuwa-chan-senpai... [17:17] Eirai     Did you hear that? SIGN    Winter Zoo SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Sonokaze Eirai [17:21] Eirai     H-Hello? Can you hear me? [17:25] Eirai     It's Director Eirai speaking! [17:29] Eirai     Did I... just doom myself to     a career of crazy comedy? SIGN    Live-On [17:35] Awayuki     Welcome to Live-On, Eirai-chan! [17:39] Eirai     No! SIGN    New Game      Continue      Shut Down SIGN    I did not foresee this development A late bloomer. The Shuwa-chan of 4th gen Wow, I thought she was the zoo director but she's actually the zoo don Sh-She's like a gang boss Too late Noooooooo!!! lol Total future comedian [17:42] Eirai     I can't believe this has happened... [17:45] Eirai     This is why I didn't want     to play a horror game! [17:48] Awayuki     Now, now, cheer up. [17:51] Awayuki     C'mon, pick up that old know-it-all tone     of yours. Drop an animal fact or two. [17:55] Eirai     You better get the hell off my ass! [17:59] Awayuki     F-Forgive me, Don Eirai! [18:01] Awayuki     Please don't run a raid on our agency! [18:04] Eirai     That's "Director," not "Don"! [18:07] Eirai     And I'm really not like that at all. SIGN    Totally like that      Deliberating      Hmm, well...      Director < Don      The mask slips at last      Hey!!!      Excuse me...?      What kind of movies are those lol      Can't put that genie back in the bottle SIGN    New Game      Continue      Shut Down [18:11] Eirai     It's just, there was a time     when I was really into movies like that, [18:14] Eirai     and those old habits resurfaced     just a teeny, tiny bit... [18:20] Awayuki     Sorry, Don. [18:22] Awayuki     We're in a business that's all about character. [18:24] Awayuki     Once ya screw up, there ain't no going back. [18:27] Awayuki     I used to be pure... and now look at me. [18:31] Awayuki     You get it, right? [18:33] Eirai     Stop talking like that! [18:35] Eirai     I'm still a zookeeper! And that's a fact! [18:37] Eirai     It's not over yet! It's not! SIGN    Definitely Over [18:40] Awayuki     Hello! I'm definitely over! [18:42] Eirai     But... But... I don't want to     give up being the zookeeper! [18:47] Eirai     Perhaps that was the real me just now, [18:50] Eirai     but the zookeeper is also a part of me! [18:52] Eirai     So I intend to fully continue on as the     animal-loving Director Eirai of the zoo! [18:58] Awayuki     Yeah, I totally get how you feel right now. [19:01] Awayuki     I fully intend to preserve my Awa side, too. [19:04] Eirai     All regrets are behind me! [19:06] Eirai     Even this unfortunate accident     will fuel me in the future! [19:10] Eirai     Even if some of my listeners are disappointed, [19:13] Eirai     I'll surely return to them as a new me! [19:17] Awayuki     Nice one! That's our gang boss! SIGN    New Game      Continue      Shut Down [19:21] Awayuki     Now, let's continue     the horror game, Eirai-chan! [19:24] Eirai     Well... I feel like I've already     been punished enough, [19:27] Eirai     so I'd prefer to call it a day. [19:29] Awayuki     Too bad! [19:31] Eirai     I've made a terrible mistake     with my chosen partner! SIGN    Takeshi SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... [19:37] Awayuki     Hey, it's the human vbrator. [19:40] Eirai     I won't dignify that with a response. [19:42] Awayuki     Hey, it's the anthro v*brator. [19:45] Eirai     Why did you think I would dignify     that with a response? [19:48] Awayuki     Look, there was an actor who they said     had an orgasm-inducing face, SIGN    Orgasm-Inducing Face [19:51] Awayuki     so why not a body tailor made     for triggering the big O? SIGN    Orgasm-Producing Body [19:54] Eirai     Stop saying things that are     almost actually cool. [19:56] Eirai     Let's just end this alrea— [20:01] Eirai     Hey, someone get off your ass     and open the damn door! [20:04] Eirai     I know you're in there! [20:06] Awayuki     Wow, it's an actual raid! [20:08] Awayuki     Never seen one before! [20:09] Eirai     You! You! SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    I see...     Come along with me.     You can't just stay here. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Mika SIGN    You've gotta be kidding me!     I'm not wandering around     a mansion full of monsters! [20:17] Eirai     Your name's Mika, you say? [20:20] Eirai     That means "nice fragrance,"     if I remember right... [20:23] Eirai     I'd like to turn yer blood into perfume! [20:30] Eirai     Wh-Where did this     kickboard-looking-thing come from?! [20:33] Awayuki     Wanna call it Kickboard-chan? [20:35] Eirai     Who?! [20:38] Eirai     What is all this?! [20:40] Eirai     Oh, but they're in a cage... [20:49] Awayuki     Eirai-chan, you're almost out! [20:52] Eirai     Really?! SIGN    Hiroshi [20:53] Eirai     A-At last, this hell is over... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Takuro! Are you all right? SIGN    Takuro SIGN    It's dangerous to be alone.     Want to work together? [20:56] Eirai     I feel like I'm going to cry. SIGN    Hiroshi SIGN    Takuro joined the party. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Item      Save      End Game SIGN    Play Time SIGN    Steps SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Item      Save      End Game SIGN    Play Time SIGN    Steps SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy [21:07] Eirai     Wh-What's... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Item      Save      End Game SIGN    Play Time SIGN    Steps SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler SIGN    Healthy SIGN    Her screams sound just like a beaver Where did that come from Shuwa-chan's such a prankster lol AAaaaAAAaaaaaAa!!!! Deja vu [21:18] Eirai     Th-That was a manufactured call, not of     a beaver but of an animal called a marmot! [21:24] Eirai     And if you make clips of that with my voice     replaced, I'll see you at the family HQ! [21:29] Awayuki     Let's at least say "zoo"     rather than gang office. SIGN     Watching over Eirai-chan [21:37] Awayuki     Congrats, Eirai-chan! [21:39] Awayuki     That's the actual ending of the game! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Time to Complete [21:44] Eirai     Thank goodness! That took so long! [21:48] Awayuki     And now, Eirai-chan... [21:50] Eirai     Yes? What is it? SIGN    #WinterZoo SIGN    Trending           DonEirai          EiraiStream          Live-On          Shuwa-chan          AoOniStream SIGN    Trending      DonEirai      EiraiStream      Live-On      Shuwa-chan      AoOniStream [21:59] Eirai     What?! [22:03] Eirai     "Keep working your hardest"? SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E10 - Episode 10 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Shion     Hareru-senpai! Hareru-senpai! [00:05] Awayuki     Who could have done such a thing? SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [01:43] Shion     The Live-On All-Stars collab begins now! SIGN    Live-On All-Stars Werewolf SIGN     Let's Play Desert Werewolf [01:49] Shion     The whole Live-On crew is going to play     the multiplayer PC game Desert Werewolf! [01:56] Shion     Based on the party game "Werewolf," [01:59] Shion     Desert Werewolf casts us all as survivors     trying to escape from the desert. [02:06] Awayuki     So how do we escape, exactly? [02:08] Shion     We have to find a generator     and radio somewhere in the desert [02:12] Shion     and put out a distress signal. [02:14] Shion     But be careful! [02:16] Shion     There are two traitors among us     who will try to prevent our escape. [02:22] Awayuki     So we have to find the traitors     disguised as our fellow survivors? [02:28] Sei     Precisely. [02:30] Sei     But the traitors are not the only risk. [02:32] Awayuki     What do you mean? [02:33] Sei     The desert is a dangerous environment. [02:36] Sei     Just being outside will deplete     your health and hydration. [02:39] Sei     On top of that, it's filled with     savage and venomous creatures. [02:43] Sei     If your life gauge reaches zero, you die, [02:45] Sei     and if your hydration gauge reaches zero,     it'll deplete your life faster, [02:48] Sei     so you have to be careful. [02:50] Awayuki     Sounds like the survivors     are playing on impossible mode! [02:53] Shion     Don't worry! [02:54] Shion     All players are issued a survival knife, [02:58] Shion     so you can use that to fight     against wild animals and traitors. [03:02] Sei     Of course, traitors have knives as well. [03:05] Shion     You can also extract water, poison, [03:07] Shion     and other items from plants     and animals in the desert! [03:11] Shion     If the survivors complete the mission     and escape the desert in time, they win. [03:17] Shion     But if the survivors run out of time, [03:20] Shion     or all die during the game, [03:21] Shion     the traitors win. [03:23] Awayuki     I see! SIGN    Traitors Win! [03:25] Sei     Last but not least, I'll explain     the most important rule. [03:29] Sei     This is the desert cabin where the game starts. [03:33] Sei     This cabin serves as the base camp     for the survivors. [03:37] Sei     While you're here, animals won't attack you, [03:39] Sei     and you won't lose hydration or health, [03:41] Sei     so it's a good place to talk strategy. [03:43] Awayuki     What are these boxes here? [03:46] Sei     Those are ballot boxes. SIGN    Asagiri Hareru               Utsuki Sei               Kaminari Shion               Hirune Nekoma               Kokorone Awayuki               Irodori Mashiro               Matsuriya Hikari               Yanase Chami               Soma Alice               Sonokaze Eirai               Yamatani Kaeru [03:48] Sei     If a majority of players vote someone as     a traitor, that player is forcibly expelled. SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted SIGN    Voted [03:53] Shion     So it's important for the traitors to conduct     themselves in a way that avoids suspicion. [03:58] Shion     That covers the basic rules.     Do we have them down? [04:02] Sei     We'll explain in greater detail     as we go, so don't worry. [04:07] Shion     Well, let's start the first round! [04:10] Sei     We're not allowed to look     at comments during the game, [04:12] Sei     so this is goodbye to chat for now. SIGN    Starting In SIGN    Starting In [04:16] Shion     Let's start the first round! [04:19] Hikari     Here we go! [04:21] Hikari     I'm gonna get out of here, no problem! [04:24] Kaeru     Though for all we know,     you could be a traitor, Hikari-senpai. [04:27] Nekoma     Nyeah. Two people among us     are traitors, after all. [04:33] Awayuki     You're about to behold the deductions of the     great detective Edoirogawa Sherlock Conan! [04:38] Eirai     Sounds like a real mix-and-match detective... [04:42] Hareru     They called me Bearoka Hiroshi. [04:45] Hareru     Leave the survival scenarios to me. [04:47] Mashiro     And we've got a mix-and-match     survivor here, too. [04:50] Shion     To escape, we need to repair the generator     out in the desert somewhere. [04:55] Hareru     We'd better go find it, then! [04:58] Hikari     I'm going too! Last one to find     the generator's a rotten egg! [05:02] Hareru     Wait! It's not safe to go alone! [05:05] Shion     Be careful! If you get too far from each     other, you won't be able to voice chat! [05:09] Awayuki     Meanwhile, we should investigate     the surrounding area. [05:13] Shion     Sei-sama and I will wait     in the cabin, making items. [05:20] Kaeru     I'm so thirsty. [05:21] Awayuki     They said just being in the desert     depletes your health and hydration, right? [05:26] Alice     The best way to find water in the desert... [05:28] Alice     Of course! [05:30] Awayuki     Alice-chan? [05:31] Alice     Ages ago, I read a book     about survival techniques! [05:35] Awayuki     Wow! So how do you do it?! [05:37] Alice     Awayuki-dono, pee for me! [05:40] Awayuki     Pee?! [05:41] Awayuki     W-Wait a minute... [05:44] Alice     Allow me to explain. [05:46] Alice     If you're in need of water in the desert,     you can dig a hole, pee in it, [05:49] Alice     cover it in plastic while it evaporates, [05:52] Alice     and then collect the water that condenses. [05:54] Awayuki     No! I can't drink water generated that way! [05:58] Kaeru     That's right. I would prefer to     wet my whistle via Mommy's breasts. [06:01] Awayuki     Now you're spouting nonsense, too... [06:04] Alice     Go, Awayuki-dono! [06:05] Alice     Pee for me, please! [06:08] Kaeru     Let me suckle upon your breast. [06:09] Alice     Awayuki-dono, pee! [06:11] Kaeru     Mommy, breast. [06:13] Kaeru     Breast. [06:14] Alice     Pee and breast! [06:17] Awayuki     Both are a no-go! [06:20] Awayuki     Anyway, we can get water from plants, I think. [06:24] Awayuki     One, two... [06:25] Awayuki     Go! [06:29] Hikari     Hey! [06:31] Alice     Is something the matter? [06:33] Hikari     Hareru-senpai is... Hareru-senpai is... [06:39] Awayuki     Wh-What is this? [06:41] Shion     Hareru-senpai! Hareru-senpai! [06:45] Awayuki     Who could have done such a thing? [06:47] Nekoma     We've lost a very funny person. [06:51] Hikari     I went off for just a minute,     and when I got back... [06:55] Shion     We should make sure we work     in teams from now on. [07:01] Sei     Would that make it easier     to root out the traitor? [07:03] Awayuki     I never expected Hareru-senpai     to be the first one killed. [07:07] Awayuki     Or was she targeted intentionally? [07:10] Alice     I shall protect Awayuki-dono's virtue! [07:14] Alice     Or rather, if anyone else     is planning on stealing it, [07:17] Alice     I'll try to get there first! [07:19] Awayuki     You guys! There's a different     kind of predator here! [07:22] Hikari     Well, all that aside, let's form teams. [07:26] Awayuki     You're letting that slide?! [07:28] Awayuki     And so, we decided to split into     teams and carry out our mission. [07:34] Kaeru     An attack! [07:35] Nekoma     But Eirai-chan loves animals too much for... [07:41] Eirai     No! Bad puppies! [07:44] Nekoma     Eirai-chan?! [07:46] Kaeru     She just fought them like it was nothing? [07:48] Nekoma     I thought you were a zookeeper. [07:50] Eirai     Well, that's in real life. This is a game. [07:55] Kaeru     But... [07:56] Nekoma     Shouldn't you at least hesitate? [07:58] Eirai     Maybe in real life, but this is a game. [08:02] Nekoma/Kaeru     R-Right. [08:03] Eirai     Besides, even a zookeeper will take up     arms to protect her precious comrades. SIGN    SONOKAZE EIRAI     DON OF THE SONOKAZE FAMILY,     A LIVE-ON CLAN SUBSIDIARY [08:12] Nekoma/Kaeru     Don Eirai. [08:13] Eirai     That's "Director"! [08:18] Nekoma     What's the matter, Eirai-chan? [08:19] Kaeru     That's right. [08:20] Kaeru     Mommy Shion said that some     animals were venomous. [08:23] Kaeru     Could that scorpion be...? [08:24] Nekoma     Darn you! Get away from Eirai-chan! [08:27] Nekoma     Nyah, nyah, nyah! [08:30] Nekoma     Hang in there, Eirai-chan! [08:32] Kaeru     Poison effects paralyze     you temporarily, I believe. [08:35] Nekoma     So she's a sitting duck against     wild animal or traitor attacks?! [08:40] Kaeru     Being out in the desert     shaves away at her health as it is. [08:43] Eirai     Don't worry about me. Go on. [08:46] Eirai     You'll both be in danger here. [08:50] Nekoma     Kaeru-chan. [08:52] Nekoma     I'll look after Eirai-chan.     Why don't you bring back an antidote? [08:57] Kaeru     Yes, I'll have Mommy Shion     make some in the cabin. [09:01] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai... Kaeru-chan... [09:03] Nekoma     I trust that you're both part of our team. [09:07] Nekoma     I want you to believe in me, too. [09:10] Kaeru     I believe in you, as well. [09:12] Eirai     But... I could be a traitor... [09:17] Nekoma     Eirai-chan. You said earlier that     we're your precious comrades. [09:21] Nekoma     We feel the same way about you. [09:24] Eirai     Nekoma-senpai... [09:27] Awayuki     After that, we all worked together     to survive in the desert. [09:33] Awayuki     But while that was happening... [09:35] Awayuki     New victims appeared. [09:38] Mashiro     No... Kaeru-chan and Nekoma-senpai... [09:42] Eirai     We were all working together     to fix the generator... [09:45] Eirai     This is just too awful! [09:48] Sei     But you were on their team. Why are you safe? [09:53] Eirai     I was off looking for water     while they repaired the generator. [10:00] Shion     So you weren't here when they were killed? [10:03] Eirai     I swear I'm not a traitor! [10:06] Eirai     And I will make their killer pay! [10:09] Awayuki     It's true that Eirai-chan has no alibi. [10:12] Awayuki     But fighting here is playing     into the traitors' hands. [10:15] Mashiro     Yes. [10:16] Eirai     I want someone to go with me     to prove my innocence! [10:21] Eirai     I will avenge my friends, and that's a fact! [10:25] Mashiro     All right. Let's you and me     look for the radio together. [10:29] Awayuki     Mashiro. Are you sure? [10:31] Mashiro     If anything happens to me,     it will prove Eirai-chan guilty. [10:35] Mashiro     If nothing happens,     it's evidence of her innocence. [10:38] Awayuki     I suppose, but... [10:40] Mashiro     But if anything does happen to me, then... [10:47] Mashiro     The generator's fully repaired,     so let's return to the cabin. [10:53] Hikari     I'm glad we made it back, [10:56] Hikari     but if Eirai-chan turns out to be a traitor,     won't Mashiro-chan be in real trouble? [10:59] Hikari     Maybe we should go help her after all? [11:02] Awayuki     I'm sure Mashiron knows what she's doing. [11:05] Awayuki     Eirai-chan is clearly     the most suspicious among us. [11:09] Alice     Kaeru-dono and Nekoma-dono were both     killed, and only Eirai-dono survived? [11:14] Awayuki     Yeah. She said if anything happened to her, [11:19] Awayuki     we should invoke the game's     other rule, the vote. [11:23] Hikari     Of course! [11:24] Hikari     Then we should stay close to the cabin     in case anything happens! [11:29] Mashiro     H-Help me! [11:31] Awayuki     Wh-What? What is it? [11:33] Mashiro     Help me! [11:36] Mashiro     Shuwa-chan! [11:38] Awayuki     Mashiron's under attack! [11:39] Alice     So it's Eirai-dono after all! [11:41] Hikari     Let's escape into the cabin! [11:43] Awayuki     Hurry, Mashiron! [11:45] Mashiro     Shuwa-chan! [11:48] Shion     What's going on?! [11:50] Mashiro     Eirai-chan attacked me. [11:52] Sei     What? [11:53] Awayuki     There, there... [11:55] Alice     Awayuki-dono! I want you to stroke me, too! [11:59] Shion     This is no time for nonsense! [12:01] Shion     Let's vote already! SIGN    Asagiri Hareru               Utsuki Sei               Kaminari Shion               Hirune Nekoma               Kokorone Awayuki               Irodori Mashiro               Matsuriya Hikari               Yanase Chami               Soma Alice               Sonokaze Eirai               Yamatani Kaeru [12:03] Alice     Of course! [12:03] Awayuki     Right! [12:07] Eirai     Open the damn door! I'll slaughter— [12:10] Eirai     Oh—Oh, no! SIGN    You have been banished. [12:13] Hikari     You think we can assume     one traitor has been banished, then? [12:18] Awayuki     One traitor remained. [12:21] Awayuki     If we continued to operate in teams,     we would be fine... [12:25] Awayuki     or at least, that was what I thought. [12:30] Hikari     Sei-sama and Shion-senpai... How?! [12:33] Awayuki     Two survivors, on the alert,     killed by one traitor? [12:36] Awayuki     Could there still be two traitors after all? [12:43] Awayuki     Who was it that attacked     Hareru-senpai in the first place? [12:47] Mashiro     Hikari-chan, you were the one     who found the body, right? [12:51] Hikari     Yes, but she was already dead when I got there! [12:56] Hikari     It's true! [12:57] Mashiro     Can anyone testify to that? [13:00] Hikari     W-Well... [13:02] Alice     I've been focusing on Awayuki-dono's behind— [13:06] Alice     I mean, I've been behind Awayuki-dono     since we started the game! [13:09] Awayuki     Eh? Did you say something just now, Alice-chan? [13:12] Mashiro     Yeah, but it's got nothing to do with the game. [13:15] Hikari     Anyway, I don't have anyone to testify for me, [13:17] Hikari     but I'm really not the killer! [13:20] Hikari     Hey, Chami-chan. You believe me, right? [13:28] Awayuki     Chami...chan? [13:31] Chami     H-Hikari-chan. [13:33] Chami     How long have you been able to see me? [13:35] Hikari     How long? [13:36] Hikari     From the start, of course. [13:38] Hikari     You're socially awkward and all,     so I get worried about you being in crowds. [13:43] Chami     R-Really... [13:45] Awayuki     That's right! That's the first time     Chami-chan has spoken today! [13:49] Alice     I feel you may be right about that! [13:51] Mashiro     D-Does anyone here know anything     Chami-chan's been up to? [13:56] Awayuki     Um... [14:03] Awayuki     I barely even realized     Chami-chan was here with us. [14:08] Chami     Um... Because I prefer to avoid interacting     with people I don't know very well, [14:14] Chami     I began to naturally make myself     invisible when I was in large groups. [14:19] Awayuki     Chami-chan has a stealth mode?! [14:21] Hikari     Awesome! I want that ability too! [14:23] Alice     That seems like a rather     tragic ability, though! [14:27] Awayuki     Anyway... Now that we know the whole story... [14:30] Awayuki     Chami-chan, let's talk! [14:33] Hikari     Yeah. Where have you been     since the game started? SIGN    Chami is dead [14:56] Mashiro     Hey, Shuwa-chan. [14:59] Awayuki     What is it, Mashiron? [15:02] Mashiro     Nothing. [15:04] Mashiro     I just started thinking about how     Eirai-chan chased me, and I got scared. [15:14] Awayuki     It's okay! I'll protect you, no matter what! [15:17] Mashiro     Shuwa-chan! [15:20] Alice     You two! [15:22] Alice     I believe it would be in your best interest to     stop fooling around and finish the mission! SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes [15:26] Hikari     We only have five minutes left! SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes [15:29] Awayuki     That's right! [15:31] Mashiro     If we all work together now,     we'll run out of time and lose, [15:35] Mashiro     so let's split up into two groups     and find the radio, okay? [15:38] Alice     That may indeed be the only way     to find it within the time allotted. [15:42] Awayuki     All right! Then let's give it     our all here at the end! [15:46] Awayuki/Mashiro/Hikari     Yeah! [15:46] Alice     Yes, indeed! [15:49] Awayuki     And so, we headed out on our final mission. [15:52] Awayuki     We split up into two teams—me and Mashiron,     and Hikari-chan and Alice-chan— [15:56] Awayuki     to explore still unknown areas. [16:00] Mashiro     This must be the radio. [16:03] Awayuki     If we fix it, we can call     the escape helicopter. [16:06] Mashiro     Yeah. But we can't let our guard down. [16:08] Mashiro     Look. Your hydration gauge     is getting pretty low. [16:12] Awayuki     Hey, you're right! [16:13] Awayuki     That was a close one. [16:14] Mashiro     Here. It's the last of my water. [16:17] Mashiro     You can have it. [16:19] Awayuki     Why, thanks! [16:24] Awayuki     That's refreshing! [16:26] Awayuki     Gosh, it's been a long, hard road! [16:29] Mashiro     Yeah. [16:31] Mashiro     And now we're finally     alone together, Shuwa-chan. [16:39] Awayuki     I-Is this... [16:44] Mashiro     I'm glad I picked this up     for just such an occasion. [16:48] Awayuki     Don't tell me... You're... [16:52] Awayuki     It can't be. Then the one     who killed Hareru-senpai... [16:57] Mashiro     I worked with Chami-chan to get it done quick. [17:00] Mashiro     Had to nip the troublemakers     in the bud, after all. [17:02] Awayuki     Then you also attacked     Nekoma-senpai and Kaeru-chan? [17:06] Mashiro     Of course. We waited until they     split up and attacked them. [17:11] Awayuki     It can't be... [17:13] Mashiro     I also revealed myself     as a traitor to Eirai-chan. [17:17] Mashiro     As expected, she attacked me     immediately, seeking revenge. [17:22] Mashiro     I'm sure that to everyone else,     it looked like a traitor was attacking me... [17:26] Mashiro     But that was actually Eirai-chan     trying to take out me, a traitor. [17:31] Awayuki     It can't be... [17:32] Mashiro     And so we got Eirai-chan     out of the way with the vote. [17:37] Awayuki     Then Chami-chan's ability... [17:39] Awayuki     You worked with us to drive Chami-chan out! [17:42] Mashiro     I've known about Chami-chan's     ability for quite some time. SIGN    The seeker never found her once lololol SIGN    What is this, stealth mode? SIGN    Once I reached a certain level, I became able     to sense people's presences, even in games SIGN    Yanase Chami reveals her unbeatable technique in hide-and-seek games [17:46] Mashiro     One time she was streaming     a hide-and-seek online game, [17:50] Mashiro     and she managed to beat it easily     without ever being seen. [17:53] Mashiro     I realized it would be extremely     useful in competitive games. [17:59] Mashiro     Though I was surprised that     Hikari-chan saw through her. [18:03] Mashiro     I'm glad that I avoided     being singled out for suspicion. [18:06] Mashiro     And that I was able to lure you     onto a team with me. [18:12] Awayuki     You... what? [18:16] Awayuki     Damn it! I fell right into     Mashiron's honey trap! [18:22] Awayuki     I'm such a stupid idiot! [18:25] Mashiro     I did it all for this moment. [18:28] Mashiro     I'd made up my mind, Shuwa-chan,     that I would kill you with my own two hands. [18:34] Awayuki     M-Mashiron... [18:41] Alice     Awayuki-dono! [18:52] Alice     What do you think you're doing... [18:56] Alice     to my Awayuki-dono?! [19:00] Mashiro     Alice...chan? [19:04] Awayuki     How... [19:06] Mashiro     It can't be— SIGN    Mashiro is dead [19:11] Mashiro     I lost. [19:14] Alice     Are you all right, Awayuki-dono? [19:17] Awayuki     Y-Yes. [19:19] Awayuki     But why did you come here? [19:22] Awayuki     Did you realize that Mashiron was a traitor? [19:25] Alice     Do you remember Mashiro-dono's suggestion     that we split up to search for the radio? [19:32] Awayuki     Yes... [19:33] Alice     When I looked at Mashiro-dono then, [19:36] Alice     I sensed the same aura from her [19:38] Alice     that I project when I'm thinking     untoward thoughts about you. SIGN    Sniff sniff SIGN    Sniff sniff [19:41] Alice     I pretended to agree to her plan     but pursued you instead! [19:45] Awayuki     Th-That's such a gro— [19:48] Awayuki     I mean, risky plan. [19:50] Awayuki     I can't believe Hikari-chan allowed it. [19:52] Alice     When I told Hikari-dono     how concerned I was about you... [19:57] (Flashback) Hikari     You really care about     Shuwa-chan that much, then?! [20:00] (Flashback) Hikari     Leave this to me! Go on by yourself! [20:02] Alice     She gave her ready consent! [20:05] Awayuki     Hikari-chan's too awesome. [20:07] Awayuki     Well, putting aside how you figured it out,     you guys saved me. [20:12] Awayuki     Thank you so m— [20:15] Alice     Seeing you looking so helpless before me... [20:19] Awayuki     A-Alice-chan? [20:22] Alice     I saved you, after all. [20:24] Alice     Surely you'll allow me this much, won't you? [20:26] Awayuki     A-Allow what? [20:28] Alice     I believe I mentioned it earlier. [20:30] Alice     I've been focused on your behind all this time. [20:35] Awayuki     How can this be?! [20:37] Awayuki     Mashiron was after my life,     and Alice-chan was after my butt! [20:42] Awayuki     Truly, the wolves aren't     the only predators here... SIGN    Survivors win!! [20:48] Hikari     We did it, you guys! The survivors win! [20:52] Chami     Hikari-chan was the MVP.     She even saw through my ability. [20:56] Sei     But Mashiro-kun did an incredible job. [20:59] Shion     Yes, it was a laudable performance. [21:01] Kaeru     Alice-chan and Hikari-senpai's     last-ditch strategizing was also amazing. [21:05] Nekoma     I got really into that final battle! [21:09] Eirai     I feel so pathetic.     Not only did I fail to get revenge, [21:12] Eirai     I also ended up playing     right into the villain's hands! SIGN    Live-On are the ultimate entertainers, keeping us on the edge of our seats      I cried at Don Eirai's loyalty to her companions      It was great from a viewer pov, watching everyone's moves. Lot to keep up with tho lol      As a viewer I don't understand how nobody noticed Chami-chan      I watched once but it was hard to understand what everyone was doing so I'll probably watch the archive later to get everyone's POVs [21:15] Awayuki     Man, yandere psycho killer Mashiron rocked! SIGN    I wanted to see more of the comedy between Mommy Shion     and Sei-sama crafting in the cabin      Psycho killer Mashiron was too hot!      Amazing how she fooled all her friends like that!      After Hareru got unalived at the start I was     basically rofl the whole rest of the time lol SIGN    Can't wait for the next match but I doubt Harerun will take this lying down      Pretty tricky werewolves this time      Hikari-chan's innocence solved the whole case      Only two people in the game tried to recover someone else's fluids      Shuwa-chan's such a total mark      She broke through the window in the radio cabin SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    From: Nekoma     Sub: You awake right nya?          Nyaaaa!          I finished the crap game I was playing     too quickly! Now I've got nothing else     to do, so let's talk!      I'll call you in ten minutes,     so let's chat until morning! [23:00] Staff Members; Hareru     Cheers! [23:02] Staff     Wow, the all-star collab     was a huge success, huh? [23:05] Suzuki     Great work today, Hareru-san! [23:08] Hareru     Hey, Suzu-king! [23:14] Suzuki     Hey, Hareru-san. [23:16] Suzuki     Why don't you perform live already? [23:19] Hareru     I perform live every week. [23:21] Suzuki     Not like that! [23:23] Suzuki     I mean like a concert in a venue     with lots of people there. [23:27] Suzuki     Of course, I know you're     just going to say no again... [23:30] Hareru     I'll do it. [23:33] Hareru     But I've got a condition. SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E11 - Episode 11 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:07] Awayuki     Yeah? [00:08] Suzuki     Good morning. [00:10] Suzuki     I'm sorry, did I wake you? [00:12] Suzuki     I called because I have     a rather serious request... [00:15] Awayuki     A request? [00:17] Suzuki     Yes. Asagiri Hareru-san has     requested a collab with you. [00:22] Awayuki     A-Are you serious?! [00:24] Awayuki     Of course... [00:25] Awayuki     Of course I'll do it! [00:27] Suzuki     Well, actually... [00:29] Suzuki     I'm very happy about your enthusiasm, [00:32] Suzuki     but I should probably explain     the nature of the collab first. [00:36] Awayuki     So... What is it? [00:39] Suzuki     We're actually planning a solo     concert for Asagiri Hareru. [00:44] Awayuki     A concert?! [00:45] Awayuki     You mean an IRL venue     with an audience and all? [00:48] Suzuki     That's right. [00:49] Suzuki     We're planning to reserve a 3000-person arena     and also stream it. SIGN    So happy!      Harerun rocks!      She's adorable!      Marry me!      Idol Harerun 4life      We stan      Harerun's in 3D!      Her smile is blinding!      Finally! SIGN    Asagiri Hareru Solo Concert [00:54] Awayuki     Three thousand?! [00:56] Suzuki     That might even be on the small side,     given Hareru-san's popularity. [00:59] Suzuki     But here's the pitch... [01:02] Suzuki     Hareru-san wants the last song     to be a new song, sung with you. [01:10] Awayuki     Why would she want me     for something that important?! [01:13] Suzuki     She said she'd explain that to you personally. [01:16] Suzuki     I understand it's a lot to take in. [01:18] Suzuki     The management here were also very surprised. [01:20] Suzuki     We didn't expect her to agree... [01:23] Awayuki     Why is that? [01:24] Suzuki     Hareru-san takes her role as Live-On staff     just as seriously as her role as a streamer. [01:31] Suzuki     She feels strongly about supporting     Live-On from behind the scenes. [01:36] Suzuki     That's why she prefers not to do     events where she's the headliner. [01:40] Suzuki     She's turned down solo concert     proposals many times in the past. SIGN    Nah SIGN    Catch me if you can! SIGN    Proposal [01:45] Suzuki     I was half joking when     I proposed it this time, too, [01:48] Suzuki     but she said, "I'll do it     if Shuwacchi joins me at the end." [01:51] Suzuki     She even said she wouldn't do it if you didn't. [01:54] Awayuki     She wouldn't do... the whole concert? [01:57] Suzuki     Yes. [01:58] Suzuki     That's why I'm asking you. [02:00] Suzuki     Awayuki-san, will you... [02:02] Awayuki     I'll gladly do it! [02:04] Suzuki     R-Really? [02:06] Awayuki     It was a big shock, but I can't say no     to a request from Hareru-senpai! [02:11] Suzuki     Thank you so much! [02:13] Awayuki     I can't wait! [02:14] Suzuki     Of course. Thank you! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [04:02] Suzuki     Hareru-san. There you are. [04:05] Hareru     Hey, Suzuking! [04:08] Suzuki     I thought I saw you come in here earlier. [04:10] Suzuki     I'm on my break now, so I stopped by. [04:13] Suzuki     Do you mind if I join you? [04:15] Hareru     Help yourself! [04:17] Hareru     And as a reward for finding me, you can have... [04:21] Hareru     This! [04:24] Suzuki     What is this? [04:25] Hareru     Suzumushi King! "Suzuking" for short! [04:30] Suzuki     A king bell cricket? Do those really exist? [04:33] Hareru     Big reveal! I invented it just for you! [04:37] Suzuki     Ah. [04:43] Suzuki     Were you preparing for your concert? [04:45] Hareru     Yeah. There's so much to do, after all. [04:48] Suzuki     Let me thank you once again     for accepting the offer to do it. [04:55] Hareru     It was your persistence that convinced me. [04:58] Suzuki     I'm just a bit pushy like that. [05:01] Suzuki     I'm sure the rest of the staff     felt the same way. [05:04] Hareru     I'm glad to hear that... [05:07] Hareru     But the whole thing makes me feel     kind of self-conscious around the others. [05:11] Suzuki     Why is that? [05:13] Hareru     Well... I told you my reason     for taking the concert, right? [05:19] Suzuki     Ah... I see. [05:21] Hareru     It's kinda hard to face them     after saying something like that. [05:25] Hareru     That's why I'm in here,     working all by my lonesome. [05:29] Suzuki     The others would be glad to have you, I'm sure. [05:33] Hareru     Exactly! I couldn't stand them staring at me     with love and respect in their eyes! [05:42] Suzuki     I'll talk to you later, Hareru-san. [05:46] Hareru     Sure. [05:47] Hareru     You're a great employee. [05:49] Hareru     Just keep climbing that ladder, okay? [05:52] Hareru     Show us the reason     why they call you "Suzuking"! [05:57] Suzuki     You're the only one who calls me that. [06:04] Hareru     Okay! I think we've got     the new song more or less down. [06:09] Awayuki     Thank you for running so much practice with me. [06:13] Hareru     Nah, Awacchi, you're amazing. [06:15] Hareru     That resonance in your voice     is a true natural talent! [06:21] Awayuki     Thank you for saying that! [06:22] Awayuki     But on a technical level,     I'm not even close to you... [06:27] Awayuki     The lyrics of this new song were challenging. [06:30] Awayuki     I really wasn't sure at all     how to interpret them. SIGN    Proper enunciation on each word!      Count out the beat     Nasal sound     Don't speed up [06:35] Awayuki     But you really got the meaning of the lyrics     and walked me through how to sing them... [06:41] Hareru     Well, of course I understood their meaning. [06:44] Hareru     I wrote them, after all! SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement     Asagiri Hareru SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement     Asagiri Hareru [06:47] Hareru     It's the end of the concert,     so I put my back into it! [06:51] Awayuki     Are you sure it's all right for me     to sing such an important song with you? [06:55] Hareru     Yeah! This song only matters     because I'm singing it with you! [07:03] Hareru     Hey, Awacchi. [07:05] Awayuki     Yes? [07:06] Hareru     Do you have something you want to ask me? [07:10] Awayuki     What makes you think that? [07:12] Hareru     It's written all over your face. [07:16] Awayuki     Then, Hareru-senpai...     May I ask you a question? [07:21] Hareru     Sure. What is it? [07:23] Awayuki     Why did you agree to do this solo concert? [07:26] Awayuki     Suzuki-san said you'd been asked     a lot of times before... [07:32] Hareru     Well, well... [07:34] Awayuki     You're not planning to make this     your retirement performance, are you? [07:39] Hareru     No way, no way, no way! [07:41] Awayuki     O-Of course not, right? [07:44] Hareru     Hey, Awacchi, have you ever taken an IQ test? [07:49] Awayuki     IQ? No, I haven't. [07:53] Hareru     I see. [07:54] Hareru     I have. [07:57] Hareru     It said I have an IQ of 160. [08:00] Awayuki     Oh? And what does that have to... [08:06] Hareru     That's the answer to your question just now! [08:13] Awayuki     It says over 130 is considered genius-level... [08:17] Awayuki     Which means Hareru-senpai's IQ of 160 [08:21] Awayuki     is, like, supergenius stuff?! [08:24] Awayuki     I get it... [08:27] Awayuki     Wait, but how does that answer my question?! [08:30] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai! [08:37] Awayuki     I've been thinking about it since yesterday, [08:40] Awayuki     but I can't figure out how Hareru-senpai's     high IQ relates to her doing a solo concert. SIGN    It is I with whom Awayuki-dono     is most compatible!     The reason why: love!     I would do anything to earn her affections!     For her, I would debone an entire fish,     then let her pat my head, [08:48] Awayuki     She's talking about me? SIGN    lick her sandals to warm them     and let her kiss me, or even give her     a full cavity cleanse in the bath     then let her have s°x with me SIGN    ...lick her sandals to warm them and     let her kiss me, or even give her a full     cavity cleanse in the bath then let her     have s°x with me or anything she ever asks! [08:53] Awayuki     She's trying to appear humble,     but there's a clear quid-pro-quo on each... [08:58] Awayuki     Mashiron? SIGN    You show yourself, my rival in love!     To think you'd have the nerve!     Today is the day I take Awayuki-dono     back from your foul clutches! [09:01] Awayuki     It's not like I was ever yours     to begin with, Alice-chan... SIGN    That's rich, coming from a perv like you SIGN    Silence, thief! SIGN    I was merely sharing my fantasies!     I would be perfectly comfortable     having Awayuki-dono tell me SIGN    "get away from me, sleazebag!"     In fact, I would treasure that moment!     Oh, Mistress, please debase me further! SIGN    Get away from me, sleazebag SIGN    It is not you from whom     I wish to hear those words! [09:13] Awayuki     Are they cutting pro wrestling     promos on Cheeper now? SIGN    It was you who first debased Awayuki-dono! SIGN    When Awayuki-dono says yes, you should     take it as a yes, and when she says no,     you take it as a no! SIGN    Is that not basic human morality?! SIGN    Human SIGN    Indulging a person's every whim     isn't necessarily in their best interest! SIGN    Sometimes I'm cold to Awa-chan     because it's better for her! SIGN    That's my bond with Awa-chan                    as her best friend,                    her genmate,                    and her mother! SIGN    Grrr!! SIGN    It is your pomposity     that I find most abhorrent! SIGN    But as I said from the start,     I love her more than anyone else can! SIGN    Love conquers all! SIGN    It is I who must be     Awayuki-dono's f°°k buddy! SIGN    Alice-chan, if you want to be Awa-chan's number one     that badly, why don't we let her make the call? SIGN    ...Explain. SIGN    She's the best judge of all of this.     Let's invite Awa-chan to a stream     and have her pick. [09:34] Awayuki     H-Huh? [09:36] Awayuki     This is going in a weird direction. SIGN    A fine idea!     Loath as I am to agree with you... SIGN    I accept your challenge! SIGN    Then it's decided.                    I'll snap that inexplicable                    confidence of yours over my knee. SIGN    I accept your challenge! SIGN    Then it's decided.                    I'll snap that inexplicable confidence of yours over my knee. [09:44] Awayuki     Did they just set up a collab     without asking me first? SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [09:48] Awayuki     This is Live-On, all right. [09:50] Mashiro     Mashi-lo, everyone! [09:50] Alice     Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty! [09:52] Mashiro     I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron! SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [09:55] Mashiro     What's wrong, Awa-chan?     Introduce yourself already. [09:58] Awayuki     Right... Unfortunately, we've got      some light snowfall tonight. [10:02] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [10:04] Awayuki     Can I leave now? [10:05] Alice     Certainly not! [10:07] Alice     You are today's star player! [10:09] Alice     Your departure is utterly out of the question! [10:12] Alice     Today is the day that I tear down     that final, highest wall [10:16] Alice     standing in the way of our betrothal! [10:19] Mashiro     We're going to compete to see     who's more worthy of you, Awa-chan. [10:26] Awayuki     Yeah, looks like that's what's happening... [10:28] Alice     Oh? What troubles you, Awayuki-dono? [10:31] Alice     Ah, I think I see! [10:33] Alice     You desire a sash     to proclaim your starring role! SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki SIGN    Today's Star [10:37] Awayuki     No, I want the opposite of that! [10:39] Mashiro     You've got two beautiful girls     fawning over you! [10:43] Mashiro     Try to enjoy it! [10:44] Awayuki     Please don't put it that way... [10:47] Awayuki     L-Look, I'm not important enough     to have people fighting over me. SIGN    Super Popular? [10:51] Awayuki     This feels like a massive misunderstanding. [10:53] Mashiro     That's right. You're mine,     and you always have been. [10:57] Alice     You're the most important person in my world! [11:00] Awayuki     No, there's mischief afoot here. [11:03] Awayuki     Alice-chan I can understand,     but Mashiron's way over the top. [11:08] Awayuki     I think you're doing this     to embarrass me and enjoy it! SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette [11:13] Awayuki     Because the Mashiron I know     would never talk like this! [11:16] Mashiro     Shucks, Awa-chan... [11:17] Mashiro     All I want to do is prove to this     little upstart that I'm your best match, SIGN    If you cross me, brat... SIGN    I'll make you a doujin one-shot SIGN    And I won't look back [11:23] Mashiro     while getting some enjoyment     out of how self-conscious you are. [11:27] Awayuki     You always do this to me, Mashiron! [11:29] Awayuki     All that talk about the bond that we share     was part of your little game too, wasn't it?! [11:36] Mashiro     No, I really meant that one... SIGN    squirrrrrm      Awamashi 2cute4me      Did they just...      She looks like a tsundere     but she doesn't hide that part      whoa...      yessssssss      ah      Good to know that Mashiron     is brimming with love for     Awayuki-chan at all times     I stan this oddly possessive mashiron      Honesty! Nice one, Mashiron,     mixing that in with your usual teasing SIGN    Darn it... This is annoying.     I'd better turn things sexy! [11:43] Alice     I won't allow you to turn this     into a romcom without me! SIGN    Awa-chan is now officially a harem romcom protag      If there was one can left of a new StroZero flavor,     you'd fight for it, right? This is like that      I'm jealous, you think I'd get a harem of my own     if I drank StroZero and went nuts at my job?      A three°°°° would solve all these problems imo      Why are they fighting over this?     Maybe I'll go for the reverse harem? In the sense     that exactly nobody wants me, that is      Poor Alice-chan got left behind, so cute [11:49] Awayuki     Well, all that said... I have     no intention of playing along. [11:53] Mashiro     Then why not drink some StroZero     and turn into Shuwa-chan? [11:56] Awayuki     You're both acting like fools! I've been     holding it in to play the straight man! [12:01] Alice     Awayuki-dono made that sacrifice for me?! SIGN    Alice-dono always paints Awa-chan in the best light lol      Good girl, Awa-chan!      Be strong, Lemonade-san      I see now why "care" rhymes with "bear"      Awa-chan is Lemonade now? lol      StroZero without the alcohol...      But she predates the alcohol so why...      The permeating smell of lemon!!      uwaaa...      Let's put an end to this      "uwaaa"... lololol SIGN    Straight Man SIGN    Fool [12:08] Awayuki     This isn't my character! [12:11] Awayuki     I'm supposed to be the luster, not the lustee! [12:16] Awayuki     I'm supposed to be the frothy,     foamy fool of the group! [12:22] Alice     Awayuki-dono forced into an unfamiliar     position is too adorable to bear! [12:27] Alice     I'm removing my panties. [12:28] Awayuki     Who even made her like this?! [12:32] Mashiro     You did, Awa-chan. [12:33] Awayuki     And I'm very sorry about that! [12:37] Awayuki     Anyway, how exactly do you intend     to stream a competition over me? [12:42] Awayuki     I don't even understand how you intend to win. SIGN    Victory Condition: ???????     Loss Condition: Get account banned SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [12:49] Mashiro     I don't know, either. [12:52] Alice     Nor do I, I fear. [12:56] Awayuki     Do I really need to inform you people     of the importance of planning? SIGN    Anime Staff [13:00] Mashiro     Well, no matter what the conditions are,     I won't lose to a newbie. [13:04] Alice     Oh, cram it! [13:07] Alice     Then we shall let chat decide! SIGN    Feels like the mods are just letting it ride      Change streamer name to Boomerang Man      I love having the newbies here, such fresh chemistry      I stanron mashiron      Boomerang Man sounds like a 70s superhero      Maybe they hit a wall in the planning?      P-Planning?!      The new girl got so flustered she dropped her speech pattern      Always ready for a fight [13:10] Alice     Our revered listeners     will quiz us about Awayuki-dono! SIGN    Awa-chan's favorite anime SIGN    Her lunch today SIGN    Personal motto SIGN    What she wants most now SIGN    Most recent movie watched SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath [13:17] Alice     What about this one? SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath [13:18] Alice     Anyone who truly loves her would know     what she washes first in the bath! [13:23] Mashiro     Sure. Let's take— [13:24] Awayuki     Hold it right there. [13:25] Awayuki     Why do I need to talk about     my bathing habits in public? SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath [13:30] Awayuki     Let's pretend this never happened     and move on to the next question. [13:34] Alice     Horrors! [13:35] Mashiro     Wait a minute, Awa-chan. [13:36] Awayuki     Yes? [13:38] Mashiro     There's a concept known     as the eroticism of the unknown. [13:42] Mashiro     Willfully hiding a fact just     provides room to speculate [13:45] Mashiro     that your refusal to answer means     the truth is the lewdest option! SIGN    Sexy Thoughts [13:49] Mashiro     From certain corners, that is. [13:52] Awayuki     Wh-What did you say?! [13:54] Mashiro     I'm saying it might work out better for you     if you just answer the question. [13:59] Mashiro     Or is the answer actually something lewd? [14:03] Awayuki     V-Very well. [14:05] Awayuki     I just need to tell you, then?! [14:07] Awayuki     Then I'll answer, truly and honestly, so that     there can be no room for misunderstanding! [14:14] Alice     Huzzah! [14:15] Mashiro     Of course, I know everything about Awa-chan, [14:19] Mashiro     so Alice-chan can answer first. [14:21] Alice     I'll have the last laugh     in the face of your overconfidence! [14:24] Alice     Thanks to the cameras I've hidden     all through Awayuki-dono's apartment, [14:28] Alice     I know the answer for sure! [14:29] Awayuki     Hold it right there. [14:30] Alice     Ma'am! Ceasing all life functions. [14:33] Mashiro     Awa-chan, I'm really sorry, too. [14:36] Mashiro     Please don't prematurely end     this promising girl's life. [14:40] Awayuki     Why do you have to act like I'm the one     on the power trip here?! [14:43] Awayuki     It's not as if I told her to stop breathing! [14:46] Awayuki     Now, seriously, Alice-chan... Do you really     have hidden cameras in my apartment? [14:50] Alice     In 360 locations! [14:53] Awayuki     You've got me living in a panopticon! [14:56] Alice     360 locations in your bathroom, that is! [14:59] Awayuki     Spread them out a little more! [15:01] Awayuki     That's a really weird distribution! [15:03] Mashiro     Why are you advising her, Awa-chan? [15:05] Mashiro     Is that your kink or something? [15:07] Awayuki     Freaking no! [15:08] Alice     That was a mere bit of jest, of course! [15:11] Awayuki     Ah, of course it was. [15:13] Awayuki     I'd be rather disturbed if it weren't... [15:14] Alice     The first rule of fandom     is never intrude on your fave. [15:18] Mashiro     That's very mature of you. [15:20] Mashiro     Though as her friend, I'm always in a position     to play pranks on and flirt with her. [15:26] Alice     On my way to buy those cameras! [15:27] Awayuki     What about the rules of fandom?! [15:28] Awayuki     And stop egging her on, Mashiron! [15:31] Mashiro     Gomennasorry. [15:34] Awayuki     What was the question again? [15:35] Awayuki     What I wash first in the bath? [15:38] Alice     Yes, and now I shall answer! [15:41] Alice     I say... [15:43] Alice     her feet! [15:45] Awayuki     Um... Wrong. [15:47] Alice     I shall henceforth perish! [15:49] Awayuki     If you die now, I'll be listed as the     cause of death, so please don't! [15:53] Mashiro     Now, now, Alice-chan. [15:54] Mashiro     These things happen. [15:56] Alice     Th-The match is not yet sealed! [15:57] Alice     Mashiro-dono still needs to respond. [15:59] Alice     If we are both incorrect,     it shall prove a draw! [16:02] Mashiro     Yes, yes. The answer is her arms. [16:05] Awayuki     Hey, that's right! That's amazing, Mashiron! [16:08] Alice     I shall henceforth perish! [16:10] Awayuki     Seriously... [16:11] Awayuki     Wait, she got it right that easily?! [16:14] Awayuki     Mashiron... do you have surveillance cameras?! [16:17] Mashiro     No. [16:19] Mashiro     Remember how we took a bath     together during our last sleepover? [16:22] Awayuki     Oh... Of course. [16:24] Awayuki     Wait! [16:25] Awayuki     Does that mean you were     watching me that whole time?! [16:29] Awayuki     Mashiron, you perv! SIGN    Eek!! SIGN    Eek!! [16:30] Alice     I must protest this unjust result! SIGN    Injustice! SIGN    Down with Mashiro! SIGN    Don't let Mashiro-dono     keep it all to herself! [16:33] Alice     It's unfair that you know     the right answer, Mashiro-dono! [16:36] Mashiro     You're the one who wanted     to do the question about the bath. [16:41] Alice     What is your judgment, Awayuki-dono? [16:43] Awayuki     Well... It's probably fairer to use something     neither of you has advance knowledge of. SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath [16:49] Alice     Awayuki-dono, you are as wise as ever! [16:52] Alice     Let us proceed to a new question! SIGN    Awayuki-chan's ideal proposal [16:55] Alice     To stand amid romantic street lighting [16:58] Alice     and hear her partner's cry of devotion! [17:01] Alice     I accept being second to StroZero. [17:03] Alice     Just make me your number two woman! [17:05] Awayuki     If you did that to me, I'd pretend it was     mistaken identity and run the other way. [17:11] Mashiro     Awa-chan tends not to like     flashy stuff in her real life, so... [17:15] Mashiro     I think I'd wait for a moment     when we were just hanging out at home, [17:19] Mashiro     and say, "You wanna get married?" or something. [17:23] Awayuki     Um... I'm a little embarrassed     by how on-the-money that was. [17:28] Awayuki     M-Moving on! SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones [17:30] Alice     Yes! This shall be our next topic! [17:32] Awayuki     I think you just want to find out the answer. [17:34] Awayuki     Rejected. SIGN    REJECTED [17:35] Alice     Were my intentions that plain? SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones [17:37] Alice     Mashiro-dono's erogenous zones, then! SIGN    Mashiro-dono's Erogenous Zones [17:41] Mashiro     Why me? [17:42] Alice     I thought perhaps Awayuki-dono     might wish to know! [17:45] Awayuki     I'll give one point to Alice-chan     for knowing me so well! [17:49] Mashiro     Darn it, you! [17:50] Alice     Of course, I'm happy to share my own erogenous     zones in ascending order of sensitivity! SIGN    113th                                   114th                                   115th [17:54] Alice     Beginning from the 115th... [17:56] Awayuki     That will be quite unnecessary. SIGN    REJECTED SIGN    What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind? [17:58] Mashiro     What about this?     "What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?" [18:02] Mashiro     Being her true partner means always being     there for her in times of need, after all. [18:08] Alice     Ah! A rare moment of wisdom     from you, Mashiro-dono. [18:11] Mashiro     Watch your mouth, kid. [18:13] Mashiro     I'll make a nasty     doujinshi one-shot out of you. SIGN    What If...     Soma Alice Was Hypnotized     into Thinking Some Random     Old Guy Was Awayuki-dono [18:16] Alice     Please! See that I'm shipped with Awayuki-dono! SIGN    I So Desire! [18:19] Mashiro     This girl doesn't take a hint. [18:20] Alice     For reference purposes, I'd like to     know exactly how nasty it might be! [18:22] Awayuki     These two could get along     pretty well if they wanted to... [18:25] Mashiro     You're really excited about     being made into a one-shot doujin, huh? [18:26] Awayuki     Seems like they're having     plenty of fun without me... SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [18:31] Mashiro     Yes, Awa-chan? Ready? [18:33] Awayuki     Yes, indeed! There's actually something     weighing quite terribly on my mind! [18:36] Awayuki     And neither of you know what that is! [18:38] Alice     Something I do not know, even after     watching every last one of your streams? [18:43] Alice     You truly do strive to new heights every day! [18:46] Mashiro     Something you've never let slip,     even though we're always talking offline? [18:51] Awayuki     Yes! Now, you two... Give me your best shot! [18:55] Mashiro     Let's see... [18:57] Mashiro     You were happy about that clip show of     Shuwa-chan's cutest moments before, [19:01] Mashiro     so do you want to hear     more people telling you that you're cute? SIGN    Shuwa-chan CUTE scenes montage SIGN    Cute SIGN    Cute SIGN    Cute SIGN    Cute [19:05] Awayuki     W-Well... I'm afraid not. [19:09] Mashiro     Earlier you talked about wanting your     listeners to praise the food you make, [19:13] Mashiro     so you were trying to buy     new dishes. Is it about that? [19:17] Mashiro     Oh? But you said it's something     I haven't heard of, so that can't be it. [19:21] Mashiro     So sorry. [19:23] Awayuki     You're doing this on purpose, Mashiron! [19:25] Awayuki     O-Okay, Alice-chan, you're next! [19:28] Awayuki     What do you think is weighing on my mind? [19:30] Alice     A difficult question indeed! [19:33] Alice     Is it your lack of a personal StroZero faucet? [19:36] Mashiro     O ye of little faith, Alice-chan.     Awa-chan has one of those at home. [19:39] Alice     Forgive my ignorance! [19:41] Awayuki     No, I do not. [19:44] Mashiro     I really don't know.     I feel a little bit ashamed. [19:48] Alice     Nor do I. [19:50] Alice     Awayuki-dono, what is it     that weighs upon your mind? [19:55] Awayuki     What's weighing on my mind is... [20:00] Awayuki     that I can't stand seeing the two     of you at each other's throats! [20:04] Alice     Awayuki-dono... [20:06] Mashiron     Awa-chan... SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [20:07] Awayuki     Please, don't fight over someone     as unworthy as me. [20:10] Awayuki     I'd rather see you both smiling! [20:13] Awayuki     Okay? [20:13] Mashiro     Heck no. Awa-chan belongs to me. [20:16] Alice     Awayuki-dono. In every woman's life,     there comes a time when she must fight! [20:21] Awayuki     But why?! SIGN    Tragic: Awa-chan's heartfelt plea was rejected Selfishiron is adorable She tried so hard to cap it off Just rejected flat-out Is Alice-chan being influenced from her time as a duo with Hikari-chan? Somebody stop them We're in this together! The battle continues... Neither is giving up on Awa-chan lololol They did say it was a duel [20:22] Awayuki     I was totally wrapping up the segment just now! [20:26] Awayuki     Why don't we end with a compromise, [20:28] Awayuki     like Shuwa belongs to Alice-chan     and Awa belongs to Mashiron? [20:32] Mashiro     No, both Awa-chan and Shuwa-chan belong to me! [20:34] Alice     It is the possession of both faces     that make Awayuki-dono so precious! [20:40] Alice     She would be insufficient     without either of them! [20:44] Alice     We have not yet chosen who is the     more suitable bride for Awayuki-dono! [20:49] Mashiro     True. I expect this battle     to go on for some time. [20:53] Mashiro     But, Alice-chan, aren't you happy to     have learned more about Awa-chan? SIGN    From Mashiro [21:00] Alice     M-Mashiro... Did you do this all for me? [21:03] Mashiro     Well, I hang out with her IRL,     so I do have an unfair advantage. [21:07] Alice     Mashiro-dono... SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki [21:09] Alice     Truly, you are a worthy rival! [21:13] Awayuki     How are they acting like     they've worked this all out? [21:17] Mashiro     They say the ground is stronger after a storm. [21:20] Mashiro     I really won't let you have Awa-chan, though. [21:25] Awayuki     Darn it! SIGN    Still more meat on the bone      That was fun... lol      This is a VS hero movie now      Awa-chan thought she could cap it off, but they capped it off for her      So neither of them claims her yet?      Rare to see Awa-chan on the back foot the whole time      Awa-chan belongs to all [21:34] Awayuki     Pretty much everyone's     had me on the back foot today. [21:39] Awayuki     After all that, SIGN    You ok? [21:41] Awayuki     they teamed up to ask me if I had anything     else on my mind and wouldn't let up... SIGN    What's up? SIGN    Wanna talk? SIGN    Wanna talk? SIGN    Wanna °INE? SIGN    Wanna °INE? [21:50] Awayuki     What's really weighing on me... [21:55] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai... What are you thinking about? [22:00] Awayuki     And what are you doing that concert for? SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.     Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,     and always in moderation. E12 - Episode 12 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Hareru     Okay! [00:01] Hareru     We've got everyone's      guest parts down perfectly! [00:04] Hareru     Great work! [00:06] Staff     Let's take a break! [00:07] Sei     Great work! [00:08] Shion     Great work today! [00:10] Nekoma     Nice work! [00:11] Shion     Being on this big stage     really is kind of breathtaking! [00:16] Hareru     Takes you back, huh? [00:18] Hareru     When you first made your debut,     you guys were really struggling. [00:22] Nekoma     I wasn't struggling! [00:24] Nekoma     I did whatever I wanted to do. [00:26] Nekoma     I'm just kind of a chill person in general. [00:29] Nekoma     But these two were in trouble! [00:31] Shion     Well, I joined this world after     watching Hareru-senpai hit it big, [00:34] Shion     imagining it to be a glorious, shining place, [00:37] Shion     so I got one heck of a rude awakening! [00:39] Shion     Prepping for streams was so hard, [00:42] Shion     and I had to deal with equipment trouble     and all kinds of comments online... [00:46] Shion     I was overcome with the reality     that it wasn't going to be that easy. [00:53] Hareru     But after a while, you found your niche. [00:57] Hareru     Because more people started liking you     for who you really are, Oshio. [01:03] Shion     That's why it's such a relief right now! [01:07] Hareru     There, there! [01:09] Sei     I don't think you ever needed     to worry about me. [01:13] Hareru/Shion/Nekoma     We totally did! [01:14] Nekoma     You were in serious trouble     at the start there, Sei! [01:17] Shion     Part of the early hardship I mentioned before     was worrying about you, Sei-sama! [01:22] Hareru     You really were a bit extra      back then, Sei-Sei. [01:25] Sei     Though I do believe I made     the biggest splash out of all of us. [01:29] Sei     Still, where did this all come from? [01:33] Sei     When I heard you say you were doing     a concert, I couldn't believe it. [01:36] Shion     Yeah! [01:37] Shion     You don't really enjoy the spotlight     as much as you might seem to... [01:41] Nekoma     I was really curious about that, too! [01:44] Nekoma     It's a real mystery move! [01:47] Hareru     I'm still keeping that secret! [01:49] Hareru     You can wait to the very end to find out! [01:51] Shion     Aww! [01:52] Sei     Now, now. [01:53] Nekoma     No fun! [01:54] Hareru     Now, I'd better get to work on the second half! [01:58] Hareru     See you at the big show, everyone! [02:00] Shion/Sei/Nekoma     Right! [02:04] Hareru     They really have grown. [02:08] Hareru     Awacchi! [02:09] Hareru     We'll have the big surprise,     then close it out together. [02:12] Hareru     Work with me, okay? [02:13] Awayuki     R-Right! SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral     after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream [03:49] Awayuki/Hareru     Cheers! [03:54] Hareru     Great work at rehearsal! Thanks so much! [03:57] Awayuki     It sure was work, yeah. [03:59] Hareru     It's turning out great. I can't wait. [04:02] Hareru     You think everyone else will enjoy it too? [04:04] Awayuki     They're going to love it! [04:06] Awayuki     The whole world's been waiting     for your first concert, after all! [04:10] Hareru     That gets me excited. [04:12] Hareru     Here, some thank-you barbecue! [04:14] Awayuki     Thank you so much! [04:15] Awayuki     Down the hatch! [04:23] Awayuki     So good! [04:24] Hareru     This rocks! [04:25] Awayuki     You really are incredible, though. [04:29] Hareru     Huh? How so? [04:30] Awayuki     You've been enjoying yourself all day, right? [04:33] Awayuki     I've been struggling     just to master this one song. [04:36] Hareru     I'm just kind of doing what feels right to me. [04:39] Awayuki     That's what makes you amazing! [04:41] Awayuki     I admire you so much. [04:42] Hareru     Really? It makes me blush when     you say that to my face... [04:48] Hareru     but I've actually felt the same way     about you, Shuwacchi. [04:54] Awayuki     Really? [04:56] Awayuki     Er... How so? [04:58] Hareru     Well, more precisely, [05:01] Hareru     I wanted to be kind of like the Awacchi     from before you revealed your true colors. [05:05] Awayuki     The way I used to be? [05:07] Awayuki     That boring old thing? [05:08] Hareru     Yeah, yeah. [05:10] Awayuki     You could deny the "boring" part, at least. [05:15] Awayuki     But you said it in the past tense...     Does that mean you don't anymore? [05:20] Hareru     Yeah, I guess not. [05:22] Awayuki     I guess you wouldn't want to turn into     a drunken, dirty-talking, womanizing lout. [05:30] Hareru     It's not like that at all. [05:31] Hareru     I just realized I have to be     who I am, that's all. [05:36] Hareru     Do you want to try to be     anyone else, Shuwacchi? [05:41] Awayuki     Me? [05:47] Awayuki     I'm having tons of fun every day now. [05:50] Awayuki     There's no way I'd willingly let go of that. [05:53] Awayuki     So... [05:57] Awayuki     At the very least, I don't want     to be anyone else right now. [06:01] Hareru     I see. [06:02] Hareru     Yeah, yeah! Great answer! [06:06] Hareru     Help yourself to more barbecue! [06:08] Awayuki     Thanks a bunch! [06:10] Awayuki     Ah, I'm stuffed. [06:18] Awayuki     Guess it's almost here... SIGN    Asagiri Hareru 1st Live     Hallelujah SIGN    Congrats on Your Performance     Asagiri Hareru-sama     From your fans SIGN    It's a full house! [06:31] Hareru     Nervous? [06:34] Awayuki     C-Could you tell? [06:36] Hareru     It's totally obvious. [06:38] Hareru     I get it, though. [06:39] Hareru     We're holding a major concert with a     1.35 billion air guitarist accompaniment. [06:46] Awayuki     That's just amazing. [06:48] Awayuki     Given that Earth only has so many, [06:50] Awayuki     there must be players from     other planets coming too, right? [06:52] Awayuki     Shouldn't we have the venue     in Alaska or something? [06:55] Hareru     All land in Alaska is being used for the      world boiled egg olympics, so they said no. [07:00] Awayuki     I see. [07:02] Awayuki     Though I'm not sure how big a quality     difference you can get with boiled eggs... [07:06] Hareru     But hey, it's no problem! [07:08] Hareru     If we make use of the full length,     width, and height of this venue, [07:10] Hareru     I'm sure we'll be able to accommodate everyone! [07:13] Awayuki     You're suggesting having the audience     stand on each other's shoulders? [07:17] Awayuki     So that's what the group gymnastics     classes in elementary school were for! [07:25] Awayuki     It's amazing. She's smiling     the way she always does. [07:29] Awayuki     Just looking at her is enough to     reassure me and put me at ease. [07:32] Awayuki     I wonder what's going through     her head right now... [07:35] Hareru     I'm so nervous! [07:38] Awayuki     You're... nervous? [07:40] Hareru     You bet I am! [07:42] Hareru     Wanna listen to my heartbeat? [07:44] Awayuki     Um, sure, if I may. [07:53] Awayuki     Wow, yeah. [07:55] Awayuki     Are you afraid of the concert? [07:57] Hareru     Hmm, not the concert so much. [08:00] Hareru     I know I can make that a big success. [08:03] Awayuki     But your heart really is racing! [08:06] Hareru     I've been wanting to stand on stage     with you for so long, Awacchi. [08:10] Hareru     That's what I'm nervous about. [08:12] Awayuki     Huh? [08:13] Staff     Hareru-san! [08:14] Staff     Please get on standby! [08:16] Hareru     Right! [08:19] Hareru     Time to get going, I guess! [08:26] Awayuki     Maybe she was just teasing me, [08:29] Awayuki     but it didn't feel like that. [08:32] Awayuki     Is she finally going to tell me     the real feelings she's been hiding [08:35] Awayuki     since she decided to hold the concert? [08:47] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai's really enjoying herself, huh? [08:50] Suzuki     Yes, I think so. [08:53] Awayuki     Suzuki-san. [08:54] Suzuki     Yes? [08:55] Awayuki     What kind of person     do you think Hareru-senpai is? [09:00] Suzuki     Well... [09:02] Suzuki     She's my senpai too, so I don't     know if I should say this, [09:07] Suzuki     but she's a very awkward person. [09:10] Suzuki     I didn't think of her that way     until a little while ago either, [09:14] Suzuki     but Hareru-san explained to the rest of us     on staff her reason for doing this concert, [09:22] Suzuki     and it was really very awkward. [09:24] Hareru     Okay, it's time for the last song! [09:29] Hareru     However! We've got a surprise prepared, and     lemme tell you, we've saved the best for last! [09:38] Suzuki     Awayuki-san. [09:40] Awayuki     Y-Yes? [09:41] Suzuki     You're far, far more amazing     than you give yourself credit for. [09:45] Suzuki     So go out there with your head held high. SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Awa-chan SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! SIGN    Go for it!! [09:51] Awayuki     Thank you! I'm heading out! [09:55] Hareru     Now, it's time for our special guest     to make her appearance! [09:58] Hareru     Presenting Kokorone Awayuki-chan! [10:02] Audience Girl     Awayuki-chan! [10:02] Awayuki     Hello, everyone! I'm Kokorone Awayuki! [10:04] Audience Girl     Looking frothy again today! [10:07] Hareru     Awacchi! Thanks again for joining me today! [10:10] Awayuki     The pleasure's all mine! I'm extremely     honored to have been invited. [10:14] Hareru     But being in front of all these people     leaves you parched with nervousness, right? [10:19] Hareru     Why don't we both have some water first? [10:21] Awayuki     What a good idea! [10:24] Hareru     Huh? [10:25] Awayuki     Yes? [10:26] Hareru     What did you just open? [10:28] Awayuki     Water. Why? [10:29] Hareru     Really? [10:30] Hareru     That didn't sound like opening up a bottle     of pure, innocent water to me... [10:35] Hareru     Oh, well. I'll drink some too! [10:38] Audience Girl     How's the water?! [10:41] Awayuki     Feels great! [10:43] Awayuki     Ah, what is it? [10:45] Hareru     You just sounded like you were enjoying your     "water" way more than a normal person would. [10:50] Awayuki     It tasted better than usual     because I was so thirsty! [10:53] Hareru     Really for real? [10:55] Hareru     You didn't maybe drink something     a little bit stronger? [10:58] Awayuki     Well, if you use a very broad     definition of "water"... [11:01] Hareru     So you did drink StroZero! [11:06] Hareru     As for why I had Shuwacchi show up right now, [11:10] Hareru     this is our first big collab      with just the two of us. [11:16] Awayuki     Yes! So let's make it a really big show! [11:21] Hareru     Because it's a collab between Live-On's     first ace and its next-generation ace, right? [11:25] Hareru     We've gotta pull out all the stops! [11:28] Hareru     But first... [11:30] Hareru     There's a song I'd like Shuwacchi,     our listeners, [11:33] Hareru     and all the streamers of Live-On to hear. [11:39] Hareru     Lyrics and music by me. [11:41] Hareru     The song is called "My Story." [11:44] Hareru     I wrote it just for today,     and I probably won't sing it again. [11:49] Hareru     It's an ultra-rare collectible, okay? [11:54] Awayuki     Hey, you didn't tell me anything about this... [11:56] Hareru     I told you there'd be a surprise, remember? [11:59] Hareru     I'm not sure if you'll be happy about it... [12:03] Hareru     But I do hope you'll listen to it. [12:10] Hareru     Oh, crap! [12:11] Hareru     I think I really am getting embarrassed now... [12:14] Hareru     Look, this really is just me     talking about myself, [12:17] Hareru     so anyone who doesn't like     that stuff should mute up. [12:19] Hareru     And if you're in the concert venue,     do an analog mute with your hands! [12:24] Hareru     Okay? Everyone ready? [12:26] Hareru     Then... Music, please. [12:41] Awayuki     It was the path one girl took. [12:46] Awayuki     A girl with exceptional intelligence. [12:50] Awayuki     She wasn't accepted by those around her. [12:54] Awayuki     She was afraid to be alone. [12:56] Awayuki     As a result, she put on a mask     and went through life hiding who she was. [13:02] Awayuki     She lived day after day in monotony,     with a hole in her heart. [13:07] Awayuki     Then the girl met four people     she could call her friends. [13:13] Awayuki     For better or for worse,     she caught a glimpse [13:16] Awayuki     of her hidden, original self     in those four dreamers, [13:19] Awayuki     and her heart began to grow lighter. [13:24] Awayuki     Color came to her dark, gray days. [13:28] Hareru     Soon, the four friends,     dreaming of success, created Live-On, [13:33] Hareru     and the girl, as a founding member,     began a hard life as an office worker. [13:40] Hareru     Then, as payback to the people     who had changed her empty life, [13:45] Hareru     she became their prototype     VTuber, Asagiri Hareru. [13:51] Hareru     She'd worn a mask all this time,     but to achieve success as a VTuber, [13:56] Hareru     she had to go back to who she was. [14:00] Hareru     She had to stamp down     her fear of being alone again. [14:05] Hareru     But the four friends smiled and accepted her. [14:09] Hareru     And for the first time, she could     show her true self in front of others. [14:14] Hareru     And then... [14:17] Hareru     she became me. [14:24] Hareru     More than a streamer, I consider myself     a member of the Live-On staff. [14:31] Hareru     That's why... [14:33] Hareru     When my streamer kohai grew up enough     that they could all be fine without me... [14:39] Hareru     I'd planned on stepping back [14:41] Hareru     and going back to supporting     Live-On from behind the scenes. [14:46] Hareru     I didn't like the idea of standing in front     of you while I was feeling that way. [14:50] Hareru     I'm really sorry. [14:54] Awayuki     The meaning behind her words right now... [14:58] Hareru     Live-On's really grown, hasn't it? [15:01] Hareru     Live-On won't fail now,     even if I'm not leading it. [15:06] Awayuki     This is... Asagiri Hareru's retirement. [15:10] Awayuki     I can't— [15:11] Hareru     But! [15:14] Hareru     Then I started to feel another way, too! [15:18] Hareru     It started when our second-genners     first started becoming famous. [15:21] Hareru     And when I knew it for sure was... [15:24] Hareru     when Kokorone Awayuki-chan's     accidental stream ended up going viral! [15:31] Hareru     I started thinking,     "what a fun group of people." [15:33] Hareru     I wanted to know more about     these unpredictable people, [15:36] Hareru     be closer to them, [15:40] Hareru     and stand on the same stage as them! [15:44] Hareru     At first, I thought I'd become     a different streamer [15:46] Hareru     so I could watch them from close by     without worrying about our positions. [15:51] Hareru     But that's not enough for me now. [15:53] Hareru     I want to be with them as the person I am! [15:58] Hareru     I want to remain a VTuber. [16:01] Hareru     That's the feeling that's grown within me. [16:04] Hareru     So please, everyone, listen to my selfish wish! [16:09] Hareru     Let me be a VTuber... [16:11] Hareru     Let me be Asagiri Hareru! [16:17] Awayuki     I decided for myself     that we lived in different worlds. [16:27] Awayuki     But I was wrong. [16:30] Awayuki     Hareru-senpai is just like me. [16:33] Awayuki     She's just an awkward...     normal person, like anyone. [16:37] Hareru     Please, Shuwacchi. [16:41] Hareru     I don't want to stand above or below you,     to your left or to your right. [16:45] Hareru     I want to stand on the same stage as you! [16:49] Hareru     Will you accept this new Asagiri Hareru? [16:57] Hareru     Shuwacchi? [16:58] Awayuki     What am I supposed to do? [17:00] Awayuki     I totally forgot all the choreography! [17:02] Hareru     Hey, it's fine! I really drilled it into you. [17:06] Hareru     Even if you forget it, your body remembers! [17:10] Awayuki     Don't make it into a double entendre! [17:13] Hareru     Well? Can you handle it? [17:17] Hareru     Okay! Now, please witness... [17:21] Awayuki     ...our very first collab song! [17:24] Awayuki     The song's name is... [17:25] Awayuki/Hareru     Diamond Dust! [18:57] Awayuki     I thought I was totally insignificant. [19:02] Awayuki     I couldn't even accept myself     at the start, but... [19:07] Awayuki     At some point, I grew comfortable with     being called the third gen's ace [19:11] Awayuki     and learned to hold my head up high. [19:12] Awayuki     I became able to mentor     the newcomers as their senpai. [19:20] (Flashback) Hareru     Pretty good, right? [19:21] (Flashback) Hareru     I know just what to call it, too! SIGN    Diamond Dust.mp3 lyrics.txt [19:25] (Flashback) Awayuki     "Diamond Dust"... [19:27] (Flashback) Awayuki     A phenomenon where moisture in the     atmosphere freezes into ice crystals, [19:31] (Flashback) Awayuki     and reflects the sunlight as it falls, right? [19:33] (Flashback) Hareru     Well? [19:35] Hareru     It's perfect for us, right? [19:37] Awayuki     Yeah. It's the only thing you could call it! [20:09] Awayuki     Well, everyone. [20:10] Awayuki     Isn't this another lovely     night of light snowfall? [20:13] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [20:14] Hareru     Hey, hey, hey! [20:16] Hareru     I'm the rising sun in everyone's heart,     newbie VTuber Asagiri Hareru! [20:21] Awayuki     Oh? Was that always your greeting? [20:24] Hareru     I'm a new VTuber, remember? [20:26] Hareru     I thought up a catchy new greeting     to make you all remember my name! [20:31] Awayuki     I'm not quite sure what to make     of our relative status. SIGN    Post-Hallelujah Chat with Hareru-senpai [20:34] Awayuki     Are you my senpai or my kohai? [20:36] Hareru     I'm everyone's kohai, senpai,     and peer all at once! SIGN    Asagiri Hareru 1st Live     Hallelujah [20:41] Awayuki     So you're easy, then? [20:43] Awayuki     I completely understand. [20:44] Hareru     H-Huh? I think you misunderstood me there... [20:48] Awayuki     Was I wrong? [20:49] Hareru     Definitely! [20:50] Awayuki     Ah, to summarize for those who don't know, SIGN    Concert then offline collab... they got closer at mach speed      H-Huh???!!      The mother of all Live-On streamers... She's a major newbie      roflcopter attack      That cute "Definitely!"      Looks like they're good friends now lololol      Forcing an in-person meeting but defenseless      No sign of the earlier one-sided admiration      She mentioned a concert afterparty on Cheeper,     so maybe that's where they got closer     Awa-chan's really learned how to handle Harerun, too     Definitely!!!      I love how Awa-chan plays dumb [20:54] Awayuki     after Hareru-senpai's decision     to turn over a new leaf at the concert, [20:58] Awayuki     anything and everything goes with her. [21:01] Awayuki     Please give her a warm welcome! [21:03] Hareru     Yeah, I've totally started rewriting my past. [21:06] Hareru     Yesterday's tears are tomorrow's cm,     I guess you could say. [21:09] Awayuki     What are you saying? No dirty talk, now! [21:12] Hareru     Hey, what's your problem?! [21:16] Hareru     And now that I'm focusing on streamer stuff, [21:19] Hareru     I'm gonna be doing lots more concerts! [21:21] Hareru     I'll probably do collabs more often, too! [21:24] Hareru     So... [21:25] Hareru     Please give your best to this new streamer*     finally joining the party, Asagiri Hareru! [21:29] Awayuki     Let's meet again when the light snow falls. SIGN    Thank You For Watching [21:57] Awayuki     Good evening to you all. [21:59] Awayuki     Isn't this another lovely     night of light snowfall? [22:01] Awayuki     I'm Kokorone Awayuki. [22:03] Awayuki     And so... [22:05] Awayuki     Hell yeah! Let's start the stream! 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