Season 1

E1 - Episode 1

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[00:30] Awayuki
    Testing. Testing. Well?
[00:33] Awayuki
    Is my current audio balance acceptable?
SIGN    Sounds great to me!
[00:37] Awayuki
    Well, then, everyone.
[00:39] Awayuki
    Good evening to you all.
[00:41] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
[00:44] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:16] Awayuki
    Oh, here's a lovely comment from our chat.
[02:20] Awayuki
    "Don't you get tired from streaming every day?"
[02:23] Awayuki
    Oh, no, not at all.
[02:25] Awayuki
    I fear I'm rather deficient in most qualities,
[02:28] Awayuki
    so perseverance is the one thing
    I must strive for.
[02:32] Awayuki
    Well, I suppose it's time to end the stream.
[02:35] Awayuki
    Thank you once more for your kind attention.
[02:39] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls.
SIGN    Later!
    
    Man, she works so hard
    
    I wish it'd pay off with monetization
    
    Truth
[02:49] Awayuki
    Eh?
[02:50] Awayuki
    It's locked up.
[02:52] Awayuki
    What's with you, computer?
[02:54] Awayuki
    There, got it closed.
SIGN    This is what she sounds like off-stream, huh?
    
    Yeah, I like her natural voice, too
    
    Post-credits scene, awesome
[02:56] Awayuki
    Thank goodness. Though...
SIGN    Wait, this is...
[02:59] Awayuki
    Yeesh, viewer numbers still in the pits.
[03:01] Awayuki
    It's like I'm still lacking that oomph...
SIGN    Did she forget to sign off?
[03:50] Awayuki
    For one of these babies, I'd slave away
    for piss wages in the underground empire!
[03:56] Awayuki
    Well, Kaji-kun drank beer, though.
    I dunno about StroZero.
[04:07] Awayuki
    That's the stuff, baby!
[04:10] Awayuki
    And now...
[04:16] Awayuki
    You gotta love the sound
    of crackin' open a tall one!
[04:26] Awayuki
    Hell yeah!
[04:28] Awayuki
    Let's see what my genmates are up to.
[04:31] Hikari
    Sparkly-lo, all!
[04:33] Hikari
    The festival lights bring a real hullaballoo!
[04:35] Hikari
    I'm Matsuriya Hikari!
[04:37] Hikari
    Tonight, I'll be resuming yesterday's
    Sausage Legend stream!
[04:40] Hikari
    SSL for short!
[04:42] Awayuki
    Sparkly-lo!
SIGN    Hikari-chan's so cute!
    
    Sparkly-lo!
    
    I feel a hullaballoo!
    
    Sausage??
    
    wtf
    
    so excited
[04:44] Hikari
    If it's your first time,
    thanks for dropping in!
[04:46] Hikari
    This is a game where sausages stand firm*
    in a steamy-hot battle for dominance!
[04:51] Hikari
    I tried it for the first time yesterday,
    and it was so fun, I just couldn't stop!
[04:52] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan's such a good girl. I love her!
SIGN    wtf
     lololol
     that's ssl lol
     gtfo
     she's playing that??
     my love to the developers
     What is she thinking?
     This is next-level
     SSL lol
     Hikari-chan no!!
     Towering rn
    Don't ruin it lol
     Hey!
     Who told her about this
     srsly???
[04:55] Hikari
    Hey, no worries, guys!
[04:57] Hikari
    Believe in the power of Hikari!
[04:59] Hikari
    I'm gonna be honest, I was playing in my
    own time and got a really strong pull!
SIGN    Reinforced
    
    
    8000 Coin
[05:03] Hikari
    I think I'll use it today!
SIGN    Big, hard, resilient... that's the only "sundae sausage" for Matsuriya Hikari!
SIGN    Too big...
     The hell lol?
     Yep, that's a sausage lol...
     Dunno if the tip is right lol
     Sundae sausage!
     It's black...
     lol
[05:08] Hikari
    Seriously, it's no problem!
[05:09] Hikari
    It's super-strong, I promise!
[05:12] Hikari
    I looked it up, and I found out
    it's a blood sausage!
[05:14] Awayuki
    Man, look at all those comments!
[05:17] Awayuki
    I wuv you!
[05:18] Awayuki
    Too pure for this world!
[05:19] Awayuki
    I'm gonna get pregnant off this!
SIGN    There's a baby on the screen
[05:24] Awayuki
    Yeah! I'm gonna be your !
[05:27] Hikari
    Okay, now I need to find a partner!
[05:31] Awayuki*
    Sheesh, this ain't good, man.
[05:31] Hikari
    Let's make the room password, hmm...
[05:33] Awayuki
    I just can't quit you, StroZero.
[05:34] Hikari
    How about 5556?
[05:36] Awayuki
    I seriously can't quit
    with this StroZero stuff!
[05:39] Hikari
    Hey, I got a match!
[05:41] Hikari
    Um...
SIGN    Match Partner Found
SIGN    SAGA°°ManMilkMaestro
[05:42] Hikari
    Oh... ManMilkMaestro-san, huh?
[05:47] Hikari
    Let's have a fight!
[05:50] Hikari
    You darn sausage!
[05:52] Hikari
    Don't underestimate Hikari!
[05:56] Hikari
    Hooray! I won!
[05:59] Hikari
    I think I'm getting a little better
    at this, aren't I?
[06:02] Hikari
    Now, next person...
SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster
[06:04] Hikari
    Is that... Court... J**z-ster?
[06:07] Hikari
    Gosh, I hope I can beat you...
[06:11] Awayuki
    "Court Jzster" is freaking hilarious!
[06:13] Hikari**
    Let's give it our best.
[06:15] Hikari
    Oh, a banana! I've never seen one of those!
SIGN    C0urtJ°°zster
SIGN     Bloody sausage dance fight
SIGN    So much for the game title
    lololol
SIGN    It's phallic! It counts!
[06:21] Hikari
    The gauge builds up, okay?
SIGN    So much for the sausage concept
SIGN    Since when is banana a sausage?
[06:23] Hikari
    You can't rush it!
SIGN    Banana stronk
[06:24] Hikari
    Now, take careful aim...
SIGN    Fight harder, banana!
SIGN    The name and skin
    both seem off
SIGN    You saved up
    for this day huh
SIGN    You saved up
    for this day huh
SIGN    Harsh lololol
[06:26] Hikari
    Yeah, get 'em!
SIGN    Go for it
[06:27] Hikari
    Almost got 'em! Yeah, go!
[06:29] Hikari
    C'mon, c'mon, c'mon!
[06:31] Hikari
    Oh, yes, sweet release!
[06:36] Awayuki
    Shit! I'm gning out here!
[06:38] Awayuki**
    Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!
[06:39] Awayuki
    But I'm gning to your stream!
[06:42] Awayuki**
    I'm g**ning to your stream!
[06:47] Hikari
    Gosh, that was fun!
[06:49] Hikari
    Well, let's meet again at the next festival!
[06:52] Hikari
    Bye-bye!
[06:53] Awayuki
    Bye-bye, Hikari-chan! Bye-bye!
[06:58] Awayuki
    Man, Hikari-chan runs
    the best friggin' streams.
[07:01] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan's awesome.
    You can see why she's so popular.
[07:05] Awayuki
    Who wouldn't love her?
[07:07] Awayuki
    Compared to her, I...
[07:16] Awayuki
    Man...
[07:18] Awayuki
    If I don't course-correct soon,
    I'm gonna wind up broke.
[07:22] Awayuki
    Not to mention the depression...
[07:25] Awayuki
    Still, it's late, so let's check out
    Chami-chan's stream and sleep.
[07:35] Chami
    Good evening, friends.
[07:37] Chami
    Yanagase Chami-oneesan is here
    to bring you to the heights of rejuvenation.
[07:44] Chami
    First... Ah, is the volume just right?
[07:49] Chami
    Here's the left side.
[07:52] Chami
    Here's the right side.
[07:54] Chami
    Right. That's the right side.
[07:57] Awayuki
    Aw, hell.
[07:59] Awayuki
    This stream's almost as addictive
    as the StroZero...
[08:04] Chami
    Must be good, huh?
[08:07] Chami
    Today... I think I'll use a wooden ear pick.
[08:12] Chami
    I tried out all kinds of things to
    learn more about ear cleaning...
[08:20] Chami
    But in the end, I feel like I should
    go back to the classic wooden kind.
[08:28] Chami
    Oh, I suppose.
    I don't know about these things.
[08:32] Chami
    Most of the time, you just
    need one ear pick, don't you?
[08:37] Chami
    Well, then, why don't we get started?
[08:40] Chami
    Starting from the right...
[08:44] Chami
    Lightly now... Brush, brush...
[08:49] Chami
    How's that? Feel nice?
[08:51] Awayuki
    Feeshniche...
[08:55] Chami
    And once that's nice and clean,
[08:57] Chami
    how about we eat together?
[09:01] Chami
    Today, I made deep-fried
    lotus root sandwiches.
[09:06] Chami
    You know how it leaks out if you don't
    get the filling just right, don't you?
[09:10] Chami
    Oh?
[09:12] Awayuki
    Leaks out...
[09:15] Chami
    Hush.
[09:15] Chami
    Wait, I just saw a great, big lump.
[09:21] Chami
    I'll go in nice and careful, okay?
[09:24] Chami
    It's very deep in, so tell me if it hurts...
[09:31] Awayuki
    So good...
[09:34] Awayuki
    Too good...
SIGN    Trending
    
    
    
    #ForgotToEndStream
    
    #VTuber
    
    #StroZero
    
    #Purity
    
    #MaskOff
SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming
SIGN    currently watching
SIGN    Manager Suzuki
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Calling
[10:21] Awayuki
    So hot...
[10:25] Awayuki
    Gonna barf... Need water...
[10:33] Awayuki
    Manager Suzuki?
[10:36] Awayuki
    Hello?
[10:37] Suzuki
    A-Awayuki-san!
[10:39] Suzuki
    Thank goodness! You finally answered!
[10:42] Awayuki
    Um, so what—
[10:44] Suzuki
    K-Keep quiet!
[10:45] Suzuki
    I don't want your private info getting out,
[10:48] Suzuki
    so try to say as little
    as possible from now on.
[10:52] Suzuki
    And try to stay as calm as possible
    after what I'm about to tell you.
[10:59] Suzuki
    Are you ready?
[11:00] Suzuki
    You're going to stay calm, aren't you?
[11:03] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
[11:05] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
[11:08] Suzuki
    Turn off your stream.
SIGN    Guh?!
SIGN    Guh?!
SIGN    Crazy
    
    So different from her usual streams lol
    
    Wanna make clips but not sure where to start
    
    Awa-chan's awake, gonna go sleep
    
    Thanks for the stream to sleep to
    
    Is StroZero good?
    
    Waiting for tonight's stream!
    
    Bet management's freaking out
SIGN    Snow, Chatting, Streaming
SIGN    Viewers
[11:19] Awayuki
    What in the blue hell?!
SIGN    Great stream to sleep to
SIGN    So many new watchers
SIGN    Great stream to sleep to
SIGN    She's up at last rofl
SIGN    Where's my pure Awayuki-chan?
SIGN    #1 trending lol
[11:30] Awayuki
    Number one trending?!
SIGN    #ForgotToEndStream
    #WakeUpAwayuki
[11:33] Suzuki
    You did great, Awayuki-san.
[11:36] Suzuki
    Ever since your interview, I knew it was
    only a matter of time until you blew up,
[11:41] Suzuki
    but I never expected you'd
    forget to end your stream.
[11:44] Suzuki
    I just knew you'd find that unexpected angle!
[11:47] Suzuki
    I'm going to keep doing all I can
    to support you, okay?
[11:51] Awayuki
    N-No way.
[11:53] Awayuki
    It's all too much...
[11:59] Awayuki
    I'm gonna freaking hurl.
SIGN    The livestream has ended
SIGN    Manager Suzuki
[12:09] Awayuki
    I truly cannot apologize enough!
[12:13] Suzuki
    Well, it's true that I'd rather you ended
    your streams properly from now on,
[12:17] Suzuki
    but the drinking is totally fine.
[12:21] Awayuki
    You do realize what I did, don't you?
[12:23] Awayuki
    This is way beyond just betraying
    my image. It's a scandal!
[12:26] Awayuki
    It's like Gandhi turning into some
    bloodthirsty, street-fighting kingpin!
[12:32] Suzuki
    Actually, this is fully within the
    expectations the company had for you.
[12:38] Suzuki
    During your initial third-gen interview,
    you were even more unhinged.
[12:44] Suzuki
    Don't you remember?
[12:46] Awayuki
    What?
[12:47] Awayuki
    What are you talking about?
[12:48] Awayuki
    Did I screw up royally
    in my interview or something?
[12:50] Suzuki
    What? You don't remember?
[12:53] Suzuki
    You made such an impact then,
[12:55] Suzuki
    it always felt a bit strange
    to see you acting calm and rational...
[12:59] Awayuki
    But my interview was three months ago!
[13:02] Suzuki
    Exactly!
[13:03] Suzuki
    I actually assumed you were
    playing the pure character
[13:05] Suzuki
    to set up a bigger reveal down the road.
[13:07] Awayuki
    I wasn't!
[13:08] Suzuki
    But I always saw you as a chaotic force,
    like Hama Yujiro!
[13:14] Awayuki
    C'mon, not even I could chug
    Scotch like he does...
[13:17] Awayuki
    No, hang on, here!
[13:19] Awayuki
    If you knew I was so unstable,
    why'd you hire me?
[13:23] Suzuki
    Well, it really wasn't an easy decision.
[13:26] Suzuki
    But at Live-On, we choose our streamers
    based on how much they "shine."
[13:30] Suzuki
    And we thought you fit the bill!
[13:34] Awayuki
    I don't feel very shiny.
    More like sewer water in a ditch.
[13:39] Suzuki
    No, you absolutely shine!
[13:42] Suzuki
    The character Kokorone Awayuki
    is now the center of attention!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki-chan's accidental stream was hilarious.
    Loved it. #ForgotToEndStream
    
    
    Gotta love the new Awa-chan #ForgotToEndStream
    
    
    Can't wait to see what Awayuki-chan
    does next #ForgotToEndStream
[13:45] Suzuki
    Certainly, there are some critical comments*
    based on the suddenness of the change,
[13:50] Suzuki
    but it hasn't turned into full-on harassment.
[13:53] Awayuki
    True...
[13:54] Suzuki
    That means lots of people are interested
    in at least one side of you
[14:01] Suzuki
    and find it appealing!
[14:07] Awayuki
    You... think they do?
[14:10] Suzuki
    They wouldn't be waiting for
    your next stream if they didn't!
[14:14] Suzuki
    We'll have to organize your schedule for
    a while and keep things nice and regulated,
[14:20] Suzuki
    but for now, let's ride that wave!
[14:23] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san...
[14:25] Suzuki
    I mean... it's not like you can put
    the genie back in the bottle, right?
[14:31] Suzuki
    If you try to return
    to your earlier pure image,
[14:33] Suzuki
    it's going to feel completely unnatural.
SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that
    might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream
[14:41] Awayuki
    She's right.
SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent
    on its own #ForgotToEndStream
[14:44] Awayuki
    There's definitely a lot of mockery,
SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with
    the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off
    pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream
[14:47] Awayuki
    but nothing really vile...
SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol
    Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream
[14:57] Awayuki
    H-Hikari-chan?
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari
SIGN    Calling
[15:01] Awayuki
    Right... I can't just not answer, can I?
[15:04] Awayuki
    H-Hello?
[15:07] Hikari
    Awayuki-chan, morning!
[15:09] Hikari
    And congrats! You're totally viral!
[15:12] Hikari
    You're #1 on trending!
[15:14] Hikari
    I never knew you were such a fun person!
[15:18] Hikari
    I got so wrapped up in your uninhibited spirit!
[15:24] Hikari
    Oh, but hey. There was
    one thing I was wondering.
[15:28] Awayuki
    Yeah? Wh-What's that?
[15:30] Hikari
    I watched some video clips
    of your stream, and...
[15:33] Awayuki
    Right, right.
[15:34] Awayuki
    Yeah, of course that'd get clipped...
[15:37] Hikari
    I got curious about that
    "g**ning" thing you said,
[15:41] Hikari
    so I asked my manager about it!
[15:43] Hikari
    And then...
[15:44] Hikari
    She said it means you
    find me super-duper cute!
[15:49] Hikari
    Gosh, it just makes me blush!
[15:53] Hikari
    Let's do another collab sometime!
[15:55] Hikari
    Bye-bye!
[15:57] Awayuki
    B-Bye-bye...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I think we can go with the
    collab we discussed before
    
    
    
    
    I was really worried. Are you okay?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Really? Great!
    
    
    
    
    Honestly, Awayuki-chan,
    not sure if I should say this...
    but you were hilarious lol
SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL
    
    
    
    
    Yeah ^^;
    They weren't mad, somehow
    
    
    
    
    Thanks for worrying!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Everyone from Live-On is so nice.
[16:29] Awayuki
    The real me, huh?
[16:36] Awayuki
    I hid it for so long
    and kept everyone at arm's length.
[16:44] Awayuki
    I made my debut three months ago.
[16:46] Awayuki
    When I first started as a VTuber, I thought
    I'd stream a whole lot and get popular
[16:51] Awayuki
    and eventually get monetized,
    and my life would be a woo-hoo party.
[16:57] Awayuki
    But I struggled to grow my channel.
[16:59] Awayuki
    My subscriber count and concurrent viewers
    are under half my genmates'.
[17:15] Awayuki
    Two weeks left in the month.
[17:19] Awayuki
    But...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I think we can go with the
    collab we discussed before
    
    
    
    
    I was really worried. Are you okay?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Really? Great!
    
    
    
    
    Honestly, Awayuki-chan,
    not sure if I should say this...
    but you were hilarious lol
SIGN    Got it. Can't wait! TTYL
    
    
    
    
    Yeah ^^;
    They weren't mad, somehow
    
    
    
    
    Thanks for worrying!
SIGN    Seeing Livers' masks slip is part of the fun. Though that
    might've gone a little too far lol #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    Letting loose that hard is a kind of talent
    on its own #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    Out with the "luminous," in with
    the "lit"? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    So much for the pure girl, but she might be better off
    pursuing this new angle? #ForgotToEndStream
SIGN    I can't believe she streamed that lol
    Kinda gotta hand it to her lol #ForgotToEndStream
[17:28] Awayuki
    I feel like, now...
[17:31] Awayuki
    Maybe it's okay to embrace my freedom!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Streaming now!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki ch.
    Livestream has started
[17:49] Awayuki
    Hell, yeah!
[17:51] Awayuki
    It's stream time, baby!
SIGN    It's her!
SIGN    Who's this?
[18:02] Awayuki
    Ah, ecstasy on par with that third StroZero!
[18:12] Awayuki
    Seriously, y'all, my bad about that.
SIGN    I'll never accidentally leave my stream on again! I'm totally sorry, guys!
[18:15] Awayuki
    I'll never accidentally leave my stream
    on again! I'm totally sorry, guys!
SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking?
SIGN    You're not sorry about the drinking?
[18:22] Awayuki
    What, you don't think I'm being sincere?
[18:24] Awayuki
    Look, I was gonna stop the drinking too,
[18:28] Awayuki
    but apparently management's
    not mad about that part,
[18:30] Awayuki
    so I figured, screw it!
SIGN    Hang on, are you
    already drunk?
[18:32] Awayuki
    Huh? Hell yeah, I am!
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
[18:34] Awayuki
    I've already chugged my first can.
[18:36] Awayuki
    You expect a self-esteem lightweight like me
SIGN    I'm talking!!!!!
SIGN    currently watching
[18:40] Awayuki
    to talk sober in front of a crowd like this?
[18:43] Awayuki
    Here comes another tall one!
SIGN    Don't open another can lololol
SIGN    Give back my pure Awayuki-chan!
SIGN    Lightweight (pure)
SIGN    Strong (confirmed)
[18:49] Awayuki
    Huh? I am pure!
[18:51] Awayuki
    Look at this demeanor! It's ladylike as hell!
SIGN    You think you're pure, you StroZero addict?
SIGN    I can smell your breath from here!!
SIGN    Glad I'm not in the room with this StroZero-humper
[18:59] Awayuki
    This is fun.
[19:01] Awayuki
    Thanks, StroZero.
[19:03] Awayuki
    You give me not just relief but fun as well.
[19:09] Awayuki
    I've made up my mind.
[19:10] Awayuki
    I'm gonna marry StroZero.
SIGN    How do you explain saying you were g°°ning
    to Hikari-chan?
[19:18] Awayuki
    Explain?
[19:19] Awayuki
    Girls who innocently say
    dirty things is my kink, okay?
[19:21] Awayuki
    It'd be an insult not to r°b one out.
[19:24] Awayuki
    In fact, when attracted to a woman,
    rbbing one out is the way to go!
[19:29] Awayuki
    Women prefer guys who are honest and direct!
SIGN    This girl just has no filter
[19:33] Awayuki
    Hey, I totally got a filter!
[19:35] Awayuki
    It's just broken, is all.
SIGN    When I meet you, I'm gonna r°b one out
    while I ask you out!
[19:37] Awayuki
    Like hell! I'll call the cops!
[19:43] Awayuki
    Love that sound!
[19:45] Awayuki
    Man, this is fun.
[19:49] Awayuki
    I never knew talking to people*
    could be this much fun.
SIGN    Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!!!!!!
     Huh?!
     It's Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!
    Second-genners are here!
     Eh?!
    Police!
SIGN    Sei-sama~
     Hey, hey, hey, hey!
     Is this...
SIGN    Sei-sama!
     Sei-sama!!!!!!
     Huh?!
[19:59] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai?!
SIGN    My lucky day??
SIGN    
    I sensed a kindred spirit and came running.
     Don't forget to end your stream this time!
SIGN    
     I knew you were a real Live-On Girl...
[20:03] Awayuki
    And Shion-senpai?!
[20:07] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...
[20:11] Awayuki
    I've always loved you guys!
[20:13] Awayuki
    Please marry me so we can have sx!
SIGN    What'd she say?
     back that up lol
     What is even going on
     marry you for what?!
     It's a requirement lol
     Come on
    Is this stream okay?
     Hell no
     Didn't you propose earlier?
     What kind of proposal is that?
[20:19] Awayuki
    What do you expect? My ultra-fave
    streamers just showed up right here!
SIGN    You're completely insane...
SIGN    A pure girl can't say s°x
SIGN    She threw away her impassioned proposal to StroZero within minutes...
SIGN    Actually, her words suggest that she
    hasn't already had premarital sex!
    Is that not true purity?!
[20:24] Awayuki
    These are the people who keep me alive.
SIGN    She's pure after all!
[20:26] Awayuki
    Of course I'm gonna ask 'em for sx.
[20:28] Awayuki
    Every one of you guys is so rude.
[20:31] Awayuki
    I'm just putting into practice my belief
    that women like honesty and directness.
SIGN    BLUSH
SIGN    SHE AGREED
    
    SEI-SAMA'S EYES BECAME HEARTS
    
    DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, KIDS
    
    IT ACTUALLY WORKED ON SEI-SAMA
    
    ARE YOU KIDDING, I'M GONNA PROPOSE
    TO THE GIRL I LIKE FOR S°X
    
    Hey, police? WE'VE GOT PERMISSION?!
    
    NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW
    
    HEY LIVE-ON
    
    That's our Sei-sama!
SIGN    I think it's weirder that she didn't freak out
    
    Mama Shion's freaking out
    
    Fallen?
    
    It really is Sei-sama!!
    
    Mama Shion looks like she's gonna cry
    
    IT WORKED YOU GUYS
    
    SHE KEEPS DOING IT LOL
    
     What is going on here
    
    The brakes aren't working! What now?!
    
    Hope you don't get arrested! Good luck, pal!
[20:50] Awayuki
    This is the power of Awayuki.
[20:52] Awayuki
    Time to play that UC song!
SIGN    BTW, Awayuki-kun, mind if
    I ask you something?
[20:57] Awayuki
    Yes? What is it, Sei-sa—
[21:00] Awayuki
    S-Sei-senpai?
SIGN    Oh, you can call me Sei-sama if you want.
[21:06] Awayuki
    You mean it? I'd be honored!
[21:09] Awayuki
    I honestly couldn't bring up
    the courage before.
[21:13] Awayuki
    Sei-sama!
[21:14] Awayuki
    Sei-sama...
[21:16] Awayuki
    Sei-sama!
[21:18] Awayuki
    Now, Sei-sama, what is it you ask of me?
[21:21] Awayuki
    My measurements? My nous zones?
[21:25] Awayuki
    I'll tell you anything you ask, Sei-sama!
SIGN    Back to the subject, my question was...
SIGN    What's your favorite lesbian porn scenario?
[21:32] Awayuki*
    I love it when one actress clearly
    doesn't like doing same-sex things.
SIGN    Great, let's collab sometime. Stock up on that StroZero.
[21:41] Awayuki
    Yes, Your Majesty.
SIGN     I-I'll be there to moderate, too!
[21:51] Awayuki
    Wh-What bliss!
[21:53] Awayuki
    A dream... Am I dreaming?
[21:56] Awayuki
    No, this is no dream!
[21:59] Awayuki
    And I owe it all to StroZero!
[22:05] Awayuki
    So, you guys...
[22:07] Awayuki
    Let's all stan StroZero!

E2 - Episode 2

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SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?!
SIGN    Proposed to her VTuber senpais?!
SIGN    Ring
[00:08] Awayuki
    Wh-Why did I say those stupid things?!
SIGN    Please marry me so we can have s°x!
[00:13] Awayuki
    Help me! Someone release me
    from this humiliation!
[00:22] Awayuki
    This is an infernal temptation,
[00:23] Awayuki
    almost assured to lead me
    to a new cringe phase in life.
[00:29] Awayuki
    But it's also a pretty clear path to freedom
    from where I am right now.
[00:35] Awayuki
    And... I hear that person calling to me...
[00:40] Awayuki
    My beloved!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
SIGN     Snacking on Marshmallows and chatting
    with my genmate
[02:15] Awayuki
    Hell yeah! It's time for a guerrilla collab!
SIGN    Pshah!
     Pshah!
     Krkshah!
     Kwoosh
     It's time!! lol
     Pshah!
    Opening our cans together lol
    Guerrilla collab?!
    Take a drink when stream starts lol
     Yes!!!
     We've all been waiting for this
    StroZero sales thru the roof every stream
    It's like a drinking party
    Who's it gonna be??
    woooow (flustered)
[02:20] Awayuki
    Hey! Drink up, y'all!
SIGN    This always blows away my expectations
[02:23] Awayuki
    I've actually been day-drinking,
    so I'm a little toasted already.
SIGN    I heard this lady proposed to an
    inorganic object and another lady
SIGN    Ah, this is true diversity (j/k)
SIGN    The laws of purity are in chaos!
[02:29] Awayuki
    Okay, now that we're all fired up...
SIGN    Okay, later
SIGN    Are you all ready?
[02:31] Awayuki
    Let's reveal my collab partner!
SIGN    Ready anytime!
[02:34] Awayuki
    Today we have with us...
[02:36] Awayuki
    Mashiron!
[02:38] Mashiro
    Mashi-lo, everyone.
[02:40] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
[02:42] Mashiro
    I just dropped by to stream
    with my dear child, Awa-chan,
[02:46] Mashiro
    but all I found was this can of StroZero,
    so I can't hide my confusion.
SIGN    treating her own child like StroZero lmfao
SIGN    Hey, Mashiron!
    Your kid broke bad
    and she's choking
    all of Japan with
    laughter
    Do something!
[02:53] Awayuki
    Nice, nice.
SIGN    It's nice to see genmates getting along
     blissing out rn
     So Mashiron's your mom?
     Wanna donate lol
     This is mommy???
[02:54] Awayuki
    Hey, here's a sweet summer child.
[02:56] Awayuki
    I call Mashiron my mom because she's
    the illustrator who designed Kokorone Awayuki!
SIGN    Pair of cuties
    
    So Mashiron's stuck with
    Awayuki when she's wasted
    
    A godly artist walks among us
    
    Unexpected but awesome collab lol
    
    Thank you for giving birth to Awa-chan!
[03:04] Both
    Yep!
[03:06] Awayuki
    Now, I'd like to use Mashiron to release
    a whole lot of pent-up feelings!
[03:12] Mashiro
    Now I'm being treated as a plaything
    by my genmate. I can't hide my shock.
[03:16] Mashiro
    In fact, I may be in danger.
SIGN    Mashiron, is this your first time seeing her in StroZero Mode?
SIGN    Alcohol -> Hitting on her senpais,
    then her genmate,
    just love the one you're with huh lol
    
    So random but intense lol
    
    No hesitation with the genmate
    she collabed with so many times
    while playing pure
    
    Every line a new roflcopter,
    we have a whole air force now
[03:22] Mashiro
    That's right. I'm kind of impressed
    by how long she hid it, actually.
[03:26] Awayuki
    Well, today's a special case.
[03:28] Awayuki
    Normally, I wouldn't drink until late
    at night, after my stream.
[03:31] Awayuki
    You were probably asleep by then.
[03:34] Mashiro
    I see!
[03:35] Mashiro
    Still, seeing it in person...
    It's way more intense than I expected.
[03:40] Mashiro
    You feel less like Awa-chan
    and more like Shuwa-chan.
[03:44] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan?
[03:45] Mashiro
    "Shuwa-shuwa," like the fizziness of StroZero.
[03:48] Mashiro
    I know.
[03:49] Mashiro
    From now on, when you're in this mode,
    I'll call you Shuwa-chan.
[03:53] Awayuki
    I feel kinda like I've heard this before...
[03:56] Awayuki
    But it's cute, so whatevs!
[03:58] Awayuki
    Okay, that's enough buildup.
[04:00] Awayuki
    Let's respond to some Marshmallows!
[04:03] Mashiro
    Yeah!
[04:04] Awayuki
    Question number one!
SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?
[04:05] Mashiro
    "What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?"
[04:09] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[04:10] Awayuki
    I'm kind of a lightweight, so normally
    I can't drink more than three a night,
[04:16] Awayuki
    but after I quit that piece-of-shit
    abusive workplace I was at,
SIGN    Letter of Resignation
[04:19] Awayuki
    out of sheer joy, I drank one normal can
    and five tall ones for a total of six.
[04:25] Awayuki
    That is why I'm now a NEET.
[04:27] Mashiro
    Lul.
SIGN    lul
SIGN    Don't you
    
    
    
    "lul" at me!
[04:29] Awayuki
    "Were you okay the next day?"
[04:32] Awayuki
    No way, dude.
[04:33] Awayuki
    I woke up, barfed my guts out,
    and then passed out again.
[04:37] Awayuki
    I thought I was gonna drown in my own puke.
[04:39] Mashiro
    That's honestly pretty scary, Shuwa-chan.
[04:42] Mashiro
    You said you were day-drinking today, too.
[04:45] Mashiro
    Maybe you should give your liver a break?
[04:48] Awayuki
    You might have a point.
[04:50] Mashiro
    I don't want you to make yourself sick.
[04:53] Mashiro
    Try to take one day each week
    as a liver rest day!
[04:58] Mashiro
    Okay?
[05:00] Awayuki
    But I gotta stream tomorrow too...
[05:02] Mashiro
    Trying to power through one stream a day, huh?
[05:05] Awayuki
    Look, it's hard filling the day
    when you're a NEET.
SIGN    Upload
    cover draft
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    New chara
    design meeting
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Shuwa-chan
    Live2D check!
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Cover deadline
[05:08] Mashiro
    Why not stream sober, then?
[05:12] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan's pretty fun and all,
    but I sorta miss the old Awa-chan.
[05:18] Awayuki
    Well shucks! If you say so,
    I guess I gotta do it!
SIGN    What's the max number of StroZeros
    you've drunk in one occasion?
[05:23] Mashiro
    Thank you!
[05:24] Mashiro
    Make sure you do regular sober streams, then.
[05:27] Awayuki
    'Kay!
SIGN    Got her right where she wants her lol
    supreme strategist
     Can't wait until she's level-headed
    Protecting her genmate from
    alcohol poisoning while making the
    godly streams more precious, nice
[05:28] Mashiro
    Heh. Just as planned.
SIGN    Got the pledge
     Got her to agree just like that
     Brilliant General Mashiro!
     Yes, return of the pure streams!
     Don't forget, okay?!
     Too easy?? lol
[05:31] Awayuki
    Huh? You say something?
[05:32] Mashiro
    Oh, nothing!
[05:36] Mashiro
    Okay, let's take our next Marshmallow.
[05:38] Awayuki
    'Kay!
[05:39] Mashiro
    "I worry about how you're always drunk lately.
    Are you okay? Want a StroZero?"
SIGN    I worry about how you're always drunk lately.
    Are you okay? Want a StroZero?
[05:45] Awayuki
    Yes, please!
[05:46] Mashiro
    No.
SIGN    Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SIGN    Awesome comic timing lol
     I don't think she's okay
     So in sync!
     Mashiron's responses are too on point rofl
     Shot down lololololll
[05:51] Mashiro
    "What did you think of StroZero
    when you first tried it?"
[05:54] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[05:56] (Flashback) Awayuki
    That reeks!
[05:58] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Sniff, sniff...
[05:59] (Flashback) Awayuki
    It stinks of alcohol!
[06:00] Awayuki
    Something like that.
[06:02] Mashiro
    That's a surprise.
[06:03] Awayuki
    But when I ran into her
    the next day, I felt like...
[06:08] Awayuki
    I just couldn't take my eyes off her.
[06:11] Mashiro
    We're still talking about StroZero, right?
[06:15] Mashiro
    "Is StroZero truly your one and only?
    You haven't been cheating on her, have you?"
[06:19] Awayuki
    I'll admit to having a bit of a wandering eye.
[06:24] Awayuki
    And yet...
[06:26] Awayuki
    When the time comes to make the purchase,
[06:28] Awayuki
    it's her face that appears in my mind.
[06:32] Awayuki
    And I always end up reaching for the StroZero.
SIGN    So beautiful!
    What are you saying here
    THAT IS TRUE LOVE!
    Awa-chan's become a StroZero robot
    What the hell is going on in here
    PROFESSOR STROZERO... FORGIVE ME!
    This is love
    So long, StroZero dreams
    HER LOVE FOR STROZERO IS TRUE
    I don't wanna go to work!
    You won't get away with it this time
    LOVE?! (flustered)
    Must be watching from the skies above
[06:36] Mashiro
    I see. Your head is full of StroZero.
[06:41] Mashiro
    "How did you honestly feel when you
    forgot to turn off your stream?"
[06:46] Mashiro
    "I liked you both before and now."
[06:50] Mashiro
    "Now that you've come this far,
[06:51] Mashiro
    I hope you keep climbing
    to the top of the VTuber ranks!"
[06:55] Mashiro
    That's the comment. Isn't that really nice?
[06:58] Awayuki
    R-Right...
SIGN    How did you honestly feel when you forgot to turn off
    your stream? I liked you both before and now.
    Now that you've come this far, I hope you
    keep climbing to the top of the VTuber ranks!
[07:00] Mashiro
    What's wrong? You seem flustered.
[07:02] Mashiro
    That doesn't make you happy?
[07:03] Awayuki
    Well... Yeah, of course it did,
    which is why I put it in the queue.
[07:08] Awayuki
    It's just, I haven't gotten an earnestly
    positive comment like that in a while,
[07:12] Awayuki
    so I'm a little stuck for how to react.
[07:13] Mashiro
    Do you live in comedian mode 24/7?
    You didn't think up a response in advance?
[07:17] Awayuki
    I put it in the queue in a fit of sheer joy
    then went totally brain-empty.
[07:21] Mashiro
    Like a dog?
[07:23] Awayuki
    Well, it's just...
[07:25] Awayuki
    Ever since I forgot to end my stream,
[07:27] Awayuki
    90% of my Marshmallow messages
    have been about StroZero, y'know?
SIGN    Ah, sorry lol
SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me
SIGN    So real encouragement is as rare
    as a five-star Servant pull? rofl
SIGN    Because of you! Well, also me
SIGN    StroZero to Awa-chan
    is like spinach to P°peye,
    like garlic to W°rio! (fight me)
[07:32] Mashiro
    Look, you haven't actually
    answered the question.
[07:35] Mashiro
    How did you feel when you
    forgot to turn off your stream?
[07:38] Awayuki
    R-Right.
[07:39] Awayuki
    Well, if I had to compare it to something...
[07:43] Awayuki
    It felt kind of like realizing I'd overslept
    on the day of my high school entrance exams!
[07:46] Mashiro
    I see. A relatable nightmare.
SIGN    Upload cover draft
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    New chara
    design meeting
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Shuwa-chan
    Live2D check!
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Stream
SIGN    Cover deadline
[07:49] Mashiro
    I hope I never have to go through that.
[07:53] Mashiro
    "What would you use as a StroZero mixer?
    Red ll? Moner?"
SIGN    What would you use as a StroZero mixer?
    Red °°ll? Mon°°er?
SIGN    A different flavor of StroZero
[07:57] Awayuki
    A different flavor of StroZero.
SIGN    What booze would you buy
    if money were no object?
[08:00] Mashiro
    "What booze would you buy
    if money were no object?"
SIGN    I'd buy StroZero
[08:02] Awayuki
    I'd buy StroZero.
[08:03] Mashiro
    "What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?"
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:07] Awayuki
    More StroZero.
SIGN    More StroZero
[08:08] Mashiro
    It's a StroZero sweep.
    Thank you for your questions.
SIGN    It's a StroZero sweep.
    Thank you for your questions.
[08:11] Awayuki
    I mean, if I'm honest,
    being a NEET and all that,
[08:14] Awayuki
    I'm way too broke to buy
    decent energy drinks or snacks.
[08:18] Awayuki
    And now I'm StroZero's girl, so even
    if I had money, I could never give her up!
SIGN    StroZero for life
SIGN    Thanks for the
    good times
SIGN    StroZero for life
SIGN    Thanks for the
    good times
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:23] Mashiro
    Well, it's getting pretty late.
    Should we call it quits?
[08:26] Awayuki
    Right-o!
SIGN    What drinking snack makes you feel like
    you could knock back StroZero all day long?
[08:28] Awayuki
    Now, the last Marshmallow to wrap us up is...
[08:31] Awayuki
    This one!
SIGN    Marshmallows
SIGN    Last
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
[08:34] Awayuki
    "StroZero! StroZero! StroZero!
    StroZero, ohhhhh, ohhhh!"
[08:40] Awayuki
    "StroZero! StroZero!
    StroZero! Huff! Huff! Huff!"
[08:44] Awayuki
    "You smell good, baby! Sniff, sniff, sniff!
    Oh, ohh, ohh! Sniff, sniff!"
[08:48] Awayuki
    "Oh, baby, I wanna sniff your
    silver can! Sniff, sniff, ohhh!"
[08:50] Awayuki
    "Whoops, not that! I wanna pet you!
    Pet you! Pet your can!"
[08:53] Awayuki
    "Scritchie scritch, pet pet! Squeeze, squeeze!"
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
SIGN    STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOooaaaAAa!!111111 Aaaaahhhh ahha hhh!! aaahAAHHA!!! STROZEROSTROZEROSTROZEROOOOOOOoo STROZERO! STROZERO! STROZERO!
[09:04] Awayuki
    "Hear my heart's call, StroZero!"
[09:06] Awayuki
    "Let all Japan's StroZeros hear my call!"
[09:10] Awayuki
    Gosh, that was fun!
[09:12] Mashiro
    Oh, Shuwa-chan. There's something
    I want to show you before ending the call.
[09:16] Mashiro
    Is that okay?
[09:16] Awayuki
    Oh? What is it?
[09:18] Awayuki
    H-Hey, is that...
[09:20] Mashiro
    What do you think? Pretty nice, huh?
[09:23] Mashiro
    I banged it out after your accidental stream.
[09:26] Awayuki
    A-Awesome!
[09:28] Awayuki
    And also... hot! It's freaking hot!
[09:31] Awayuki
    Shorts! Thighs! Silky smooth legs for days!
SIGN    I <3 StroZero
[09:34] Mashiro
    Right, right?!
[09:35] Mashiro
    A prim-and-proper girl letting it all
    hang loose is the hottest thing there is!
[09:40] Mashiro
    You set my artist's soul alight!
SIGN    I <3 StroZero
[09:58] Suzuki
    Your new model concept looks great!
[10:03] Awayuki
    I guess...
[10:04] Suzuki
    What? You don't like it?
[10:06] Suzuki
    I think it came out very charming!
[10:09] Awayuki
    Well, I suppose it's rather cute...
[10:12] Awayuki
    But I'm still not feeling great about this.
[10:14] Suzuki
    Have confidence!
[10:17] Suzuki
    You're the ace of your
    VTuber generation right now!
[10:20] Awayuki
    Do you really want your ace to be
    treading the line like that so often?
[10:25] Suzuki
    Live-On's policy is that anything goes,
    as long as the listeners like it.
SIGN    Channel Analytics
[10:30] Awayuki
    That's very open-minded of you.
[10:32] Suzuki
    That's how Live-On works!
[10:37] Awayuki
    Well... I guess.
[10:40] Awayuki
    And Mashiron did work hard on that design.
[10:45] Suzuki
    We're working on a Live2D rig for your
    new model now, so just wait a little longer.
[10:51] Awayuki
    Sure. Thanks a lot.
[10:53] Suzuki
    Well, on to the next topic.
[10:56] Suzuki
    We're planning a music video
    with all our current streamers.
[11:02] Awayuki
    A music video... with all of us?
[11:04] Awayuki
    Wait, you want me to sing?!
[11:07] Suzuki
    Of course we do!
[11:09] Suzuki
    Of course, if you don't feel
    comfortable singing...
[11:12] Suzuki
    We could put you in a hype-man role, opening
    StroZeros and giggling over the bridge!
[11:19] Awayuki
    I'll practice singing
    like my life depends on it!
[11:21] Suzuki
    Also, I won't be able to make it
    to our upcoming lunch,
[11:25] Suzuki
    so I'd like you to go with someone else.
[11:29] Suzuki
    The company will cover expenses,
    so no worries there.
[11:33] Awayuki
    Well, I appreciate that...
[11:35] Awayuki
    But who am I going with instead?
[11:44] Sei
    This is our first time
    meeting in person, right?
[11:46] Awayuki
    Y-Yes!
[11:49] Sei
    Hey. I'm Utsuki Sei.
[11:51] Sei
    Nice working with you today.
[11:54] Shion
    I'm Kaminari Shion!
    It's great to work with you!
SIGN    Bow
[11:58] Awayuki
    K-Kokorone Awayuki!
[12:00] Awayuki
    I-I'm very happy to work with you today!
[12:03] Sei
    Sorry for the last-minute invite.
[12:06] Sei
    I thought a lunch would be nice
    to discuss our upcoming collab.
[12:10] Awayuki
    R-Right!
[12:12] Shion
    No need to be nervous!
    We're the same age as you.
[12:16] Awayuki
    The same age?!
[12:18] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai, you're twenty?!
[12:20] Shion
    That's right.
[12:22] Shion
    So you really don't need to be formal with us.
[12:25] Shion
    After all, you've already
    proposed to us, right?
[12:30] Awayuki
    I-I'm really sorry about that...
[12:34] Shion
    Hey, that's just fine.
[12:35] Shion
    It was funny, and that's what matters.
[12:40] Awayuki
    Ah, is this the generous spirit of
    the woman known as Live-On's mommy?
[12:44] Staff
    Here you are.
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Recommended
SIGN     Wandered Into a Karaoke Parlor
    
[12:53] Awayuki
    Yo, yo, yo, yo!
[12:54] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan here!
[12:56] Awayuki
    I'm here with Sei-sama and
    Shion-senpai doing karaoke!
[13:00] Awayuki
    Hell yeah!
[13:02] Sei
    Hey, all. All you need is three fig leaves.
[13:05] Sei
    Your Sei-sama has arrived!
[13:07] Shion
    Miko-lo!
[13:08] Shion
    This is Shion, feeling extremely
    flustered because we just met up
[13:11] Shion
    to discuss our collab over a meal and
    ended up starting one completely unplanned!
[13:16] Awayuki
    Yeah! Boom-boom! Tatta-ta-ta!
[13:18] Awayuki
    This utterly preventable madness
    began with the menu at the restaurant.
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Recommended
[13:25] (Flashback) Sei
    Go on, Awayuki-kun. Drink up!
[13:28] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Why StroZero?
[13:30] (Flashback) Awayuki
    This definitely feels out of place!
[13:32] (Flashback) Awayuki
    And you really shouldn't mess
    with a menu like this!
[13:35] (Flashback) Sei
    It's fine. It'll come right off.
[13:39] (Flashback) Shion
    Sei-sama's parents run this restaurant, see?
SIGN    Yakiniku
[13:43] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Oh... I see.
[13:45] (Flashback) Awayuki
    But seriously, gimme a break, Sei-sama!
[13:49] (Flashback) Sei
    Sorry, sorry.
[13:51] (Flashback) Sei
    But...
[13:52] (Flashback) Sei
    The meat crackling away on the grill...
[13:55] (Flashback) Sei
    You just want to wash it down
    with a cold StroZero. Right?
[13:58] Awayuki
    Eep.
[14:01] Shion
    So we'll start by taking some Marshmallows
    and spend the second half singing. Thanks!
[14:08] Shion
    First question.
[14:09] Shion
    "Sei-sama, what kind of girl
    really turns you on?"
[14:13] Sei
    Good question.
[14:15] Sei
    I've got a pretty wide strike zone,
[14:17] Sei
    but I think my absolute favorite
    is hard-working girls
[14:20] Sei
    who always have your back in a crisis.
[14:23] Shion
    Oh, my!
[14:23] Shion
    I didn't expect you to have
    such a reasonable kink, Sei-sama.
[14:27] Awayuki
    Um, hang on.
[14:28] Awayuki
    Is it just me, or is she
    describing you, Shion-senpai?
[14:32] Shion
    Eh?
[14:33] Sei
    Secret's out, I guess.
[14:35] Sei
    That's the great StroZero detective,
    Drunken Kogoro.
[14:38] Awayuki
    Who're you callin' Kogoro?
[14:39] Shion
    Wait, what?
[14:41] Shion
    What? Is that true, Sei-sama?
[14:44] Awayuki
    Woohoo!
SIGN    Did you hear that sound she made?!
     They had a thing this whole time?!
     blushing rn
     Yeah that definitely sounded like a call-out lol
     Did she just "woohoo" lol
SIGN    squee
     StroZero in a yuri sandwich, guilty
     Didn't StroZero here just propose to them both?
     yeah, figured
     woohooooooo (just came)
[14:46] Awayuki
    F-Forgive my outburst.
[14:50] Awayuki
    I shall remove myself from this sacred
    yuri environment so as not to interfere.
[14:53] Shion
    Wh-Why are you acting genuinely sorry?
[14:57] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai.
[15:00] Awayuki
    Yuri should be done without interference—
    with perfect freedom.
[15:04] Awayuki
    It is the purest form of love.
[15:07] Sei
    You get it, Awayuki-kun.
[15:09] Sei
    Great minds think alike!
[15:11] Sei
    I said before that I love Shion-kun,
[15:14] Sei
    but I'm getting the hots for you too,
    in both personality and appearance.
[15:19] Awayuki
    You hear that, Shion-senpai?
[15:21] Awayuki
    Wanna hit up a three****?
[15:23] Shion
    Just because you toss it out there like
    "wanna hit up the afterparty?"
[15:26] Shion
    doesn't mean I'm going to!
[15:27] Shion
    I'm getting self-conscious,
    so let's just move on.
SIGN    Mommy Shion's cute
    when she's flustered
SIGN    Can Mommy Shion keep her purity
    between two passionate lesbians?!
SIGN    If that's the first question,
    Mommy Shion might die
    of exhaustion
SIGN    The strongest pair.
    The lewdest pair.
SIGN    To Mommy Shion. Good work herding all
    these crazy cats. I suspect you do this a lot,
    but what's the collab that left you most tired out?
    
    Please include some actual anecdotes.
    I'll also give you an antacid. °gives StroZero°
[15:35] Awayuki
    "To Mommy Shion.
    Good work herding all these crazy cats."
[15:39] Awayuki
    "I suspect you do this a lot, but what's
    the collab that left you most tired out?"
SIGN    <- Crazy Cat
SIGN    <- Crazy Cat
[15:45] Awayuki
    "Please include some actual anecdotes."
[15:49] Awayuki
    "I'll also give you an antacid."
[15:53] Shion
    Before the third-gen came along,
[15:56] Shion
    those huge group streams with the first-
    and second-genners were so exhausting...
SIGN    Cinematic Stinker Watch Party
SIGN    Why is the camera doing that?
    So many random cuts!
SIGN    Bizarro acting choices!!
SIGN    Nudity!!
[16:00] Sei
    Right, Nekoma-kun was commenting
    on these shit-tier movies,
[16:04] Sei
    when the kindred spirit first-genner,
    Hareru-kun, barged into the stream.
SIGN    The bon-dancing ghost lol
     That stream remains legendary!
     Weird title but it was actually greally great
     That takes me back
     Live-On's first-gen collabs were pure chaos
     I was totally wheezing
     Nekoma and Harerun were crazier than the movie
     Harerun is a pure force of chaos
[16:08] Awayuki
    Oh, I saw that one!
SIGN    Relieves symptoms of heartburn - indigestion - upset stomach
SIGN    (Liquid)
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Works fast on stomach pain
SIGN    Refreshing Lemon Dissolves fast!
    Goes down easy!
[16:11] Shion
    All that aside, StroZero is not an antacid!
[16:15] Awayuki
    But the lemon's actually pretty soothing.
[16:18] Shion
    Only for you, Shuwa-chan!
[16:20] Awayuki
    Even the second-genners
    are calling me Shuwa-chan now?
[16:24] Sei
    "I have a question for everyone."
[16:26] Sei
    "What's one thing you want to see Awa-chan
    and Shuwa-chan, respectively, do?"
[16:32] Shion
    Oh, what do you think, Sei-sama?
[16:35] Shion
    I'd love to see Shuwa-chan eat
    something delicious while she's drinking!
[16:40] Sei
    Let's see...
[16:42] Sei
    I'd like to see Awa-chan
    rewatch her entire accidental stream.
[16:47] Awayuki
    W-Well...
[16:49] Sei
    How about it?
[16:51] Awayuki
    W-Well, it's not like I'm
    totally against it or anything.
[16:55] Awayuki
    And since Sei-sama is asking, I...
[16:58] Awayuki
    I'll give it serious consideration.
SIGN    Huh? Feels like I've seen this before...
    Look at her blushing!
    Likes to break down those defenses, huh?
    Way too easy lol
    godly stream incoming
    But when? Tomorrow?
    gj sei-sama
    ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT HEREEEE LOLLLLL
[17:02] Sei
    Really? I'm glad to hear it.
[17:05] Sei
    I'm taking that as a promise.
[17:07] Awayuki
    Right!
[17:08] Sei
    Well, here we go...
[17:11] Sei
    Ready to sing?!
[17:12] Both
    Yeah!
SIGN    SEI-SAMA IS SO HOT WHEN SHE SINGS
    SHE BRINGS THE AVERAGE UP TO ZERO
    
    SO FRICKING GOOD!
    
    sexy voice feels like a waste
    when she's not singing lol
    
    talk segment was wack but the singing rocks
SIGN    MUSIC TO MY EARS
     Being close to StroZero brings the average close to zero
     Sei-sama's "Ai no Te" still rocks
     HER VOICE IS SO SEXY
     Ai no Te!
     But why zero?
SIGN    IS THIS THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL? I AM DED
     SO HEALING
     I wanna request a lullaby
     She's brought tears to my eyes...
     Wanna listen forever
     Like a big sister singing
     Her voice is so good, right?
SIGN    NOT A BIG SISTER, SHE IS MOM
     Such clarity and purity she pervades my whole body
     BIG AVE MARIA VIBES
     MOMMY SHION'S SINGING DOESN'T HIT YOU BUT THEN IT HITS YOU
     All you people on the battlefield... Can you hear my song?
SIGN    Never heard Shuwa-chan sing before
     HEY SHE'S GOOD!
     It's a little off, maybe more practice
     She kinda reminds me of Hareru-chan
     Singing her brains out!!
SIGN    Can't wait for the chorus
    
    Can't believe she can sing like that
    with her StroZero chute
    
    SO POWERFUL
    Is it the same sober?!
     How about Ch°chi w° M°ge?
[17:30] Awayuki
    Mmm, so good!
SIGN    It's gotta be the StroZero
     Was that j°°°off karaoke?
     what was that last sound lol
     don't think that was in the lyrics!
     her true form!!
     I take back allllll my compliments
     yeesh...
     I don't think that was intentional, I think it was improv
     It was 100/100 until that, last one is 0 for StroZero
[17:33] Shion
    Wow! Shuwa-chan, you're a great singer!
[17:37] Sei
    We'll have to sing together now.
[17:41] Awayuki
    Behold the power of StroZero singing!
SIGN    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
    
    
    Huh?
SIGN    Karaoke
[17:47] Shion
    Wow, we sang so much!
[17:50] Awayuki
    Yeah, that was tons of fun!
[17:53] Sei
    Yeah, now we're in that
    post-fun-times clarity.
SIGN    No sober stream yet?
[18:02] Awayuki
    You'll get your sober stream! You will, but...
[18:06] Awayuki
    We haven't yet committed
    to a time and place for it.
SIGN    Can't wait. Thanks!
SIGN    Looking forward to it!
SIGN    No sober stream yet?
SIGN    Sorry sorry sorry so sorry!
[18:12] Sei
    Speaking of, have you met Hareru-kun?
[18:15] Sei
    I think she was at the agency.
[18:17] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai?
[18:18] Awayuki
    I don't think I saw her.
[18:21] Awayuki
    Um... What do you guys think of her?
[18:27] Shion
    She's, how to put it...
SIGN    1st Gen
[18:29] Shion
    She's like Live-On itself,
    for better or worse.
[18:33] Shion
    She's like the crystallization
    of everyone's ideas about Live-On.
[18:37] Sei
    She might be a little overwhelming at first.
[18:41] Sei
    Speaking of, Hareru-kun
    mentioned you today, Awayuki-kun.
[18:46] Sei
    She said she'd never seen anyone
    make such an impact before.
[18:51] Awayuki
    Really?!
[18:52] Sei
    Yeah.
[19:06] Awayuki
    That really was a lot of fun!
[19:10] Awayuki
    I never thought Hareru-senpai
    would ever say my name...
[19:14] Awayuki
    I'm so happy!
[19:18] Awayuki
    What a big difference from back then...
[19:21] Awayuki
    The company I joined right after
    high school was 100% exploitative.
[19:26] Awayuki
    I spent every day going to
    and from there dead-eyed.
[19:31] Awayuki
    And then... I happened upon
    the VTubers of Live-On.
[19:37] Awayuki
    I was immediately drawn to them,
    and while watching them day after day,
[19:41] Awayuki
    I gradually found hope for the future.
[19:46] Awayuki
    But...
[19:48] Awayuki
    My real life stayed just the same.
[20:00] Awayuki
    "A self-esteem lightweight like me
    could never do more."
[20:04] Awayuki
    And just as I was thinking that...
SIGN    Now Hiring for Third Generation!
    
    
    
    
    
    A place where you can shine
[20:09] Awayuki
    I honestly thought I didn't stand a chance.
[20:12] Awayuki
    But...
[20:14] Awayuki
    I was so nervous at the interview,
    I still don't remember exactly what I said.
[20:21] Awayuki
    But...
SIGN    Welcome Aboard
[20:25] Awayuki
    After that, I quit my job
    and started working as a VTuber...
[20:32] Awayuki
    But I couldn't match up
    to the originals I loved.
[20:35] Awayuki
    I completely failed to shine.
SIGN    Maybe add one more liver rest day lol
[20:45] Awayuki
    Okay, I made a promise to Mashiron!
[20:48] Awayuki
    Tomorrow, I'm doing a sober, pure stream!
    I'll work hard!
[20:58] Awayuki
    Good evening, everyone.
[20:59] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
SIGN    I'm waiting with StroZero in hand! Hey, who's this? oh right she says this lol totally forgot lololol huh? Thought this was the StroZero demon's stream guess I misclicked seems kinda pure
[21:04] Awayuki
    First, allow me to apologize deeply
    for failing to stream for so long.
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
SIGN    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
    Huh?
[21:11] Awayuki
    Due to the lack of light snowfall,
    I was unable to appear before you.
[21:17] Awayuki
    Now, I was thinking of playing a game!
[21:22] Awayuki
    I'm going to play this one!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[21:24] Awayuki
    Getting Over It.
[21:26] Awayuki
    Nekoma-senpai recommended it.
SIGN    Yikes
    
    lolololololol
     First-timer here,
    looking forward to it
    
    Awww...
    lol lmao
    
    What, were doing this now?
    
    What kind of game is it?
    
    for real? Nekoma's killer pass
    is formidable
    
    anti-climactic
[21:33] Awayuki
    Well, let's begin.
[21:36] Awayuki
    All right!
SIGN    ...currently watching Stream started 4 hours ago
[21:41] Awayuki
    Hang in there, you geezer!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[21:42] Awayuki
    Don't fall!
[21:44] Awayuki
    Hey!
SIGN    She's not pure and she's not Shuwa-chan,
    but I'm impressed she's holding off
    on StroZero like Mashiron asked
SIGN    
    I recommended it because
    it's a quirky game, not a shitty game!
SIGN    Gotta whip the mouse a little more!
SIGN    Agreed
[21:52] Awayuki
    Mother******* piece of ****!
SIGN    Welp, there goes my hearing deaf now Can't hear Hmm? RIP my ears all silence static
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
SIGN    Can't hear anything
    Did the mic break?
    I think it was the mic?
    Eh?
    Just dead air
    Did I really go deaf?
     Return... my eardrums... to me...
    Yikes
    Awa-chan?
    The stream where the audio
    was as surreal as the visuals

E3 - Episode 3

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SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki @KokoroneAwayuki_LiveON
    
    Looks like my mic's broken!
     I'd like to go on but I can't,
    so I guess that's all for today...
     I'm really sorry!
     I'll get a new mic soon!
[00:01] Awayuki
    Finally broke down, huh?
[00:05] Awayuki
    Thanks for being there for me
    since my very first stream.
[00:14] Awayuki
    Huh? It's Chami-chan...
[00:17] Awayuki
    Hello?
[00:19] Chami
    Good evening.
[00:20] Chami
    Sorry to call so late.
[00:22] Chami
    I was just watching your stream.
[00:25] Chami
    Is your mic not doing well?
[00:27] Awayuki
    Hey, thanks for watching!
SIGN    Can't hear anything
    Did the mic break?
    I think it was the mic?
    Eh?
    Just dead air
    Did I really go deaf?
     Return... my eardrums... to me...
    Yikes
    Awa-chan?
    The stream where the audio
    was as surreal as the visuals
[00:30] Awayuki
    And yeah...
[00:32] Chami
    Well... If you don't mind a used mic,
    I could give you one of mine.
[00:36] Awayuki
    You mean it?!
[00:38] Chami
    Yes.
[00:39] Chami
    I've got quite a few I don't use very often.
[00:42] Chami
    You'd be doing me a favor
    by taking one off my hands.
[00:45] Chami
    And then... if you wouldn't mind...
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:20] [Messenger] sign
    On my way!!
[02:20] [Messenger] sign
    I hope you don't get lost
[02:20] [Messenger] sign
    It's a bit of a walk from
    the station, right?
[02:20] [Messenger] sign
    It's a little confusing,
    so I'll send a map crop.
[02:21] Awayuki
    I actually came...
[02:23] Awayuki
    Chami-chan's place!
[02:26] Awayuki
    It's my first time visiting a genmate's place!
[02:31] Chami
    Welcome!
[02:34] Awayuki
    Hello! I'm Kokorone Awayuki!
[02:36] Awayuki
    Thank you for having me today!
[02:38] Chami
    I'm Yanagase Chami.
[02:40] Chami
    It's our first time meeting in person, right?
[02:42] Chami
    Make yourself at home.
[02:46] Awayuki
    So this is your apartment, Chami-chan?!
[02:49] Chami
    Well, sit wherever you like.
[02:51] Chami
    I'm going to stop by the bathroom for a second.
[02:53] Awayuki
    G-Got it!
[02:57] Awayuki
    I can't believe Chami-chan's
    giving me a microphone!
[03:01] Awayuki
    And I get to come to her place
    and pick one out...
[03:04] Awayuki
    She's not quite how I imagined her.
SIGN    The person I agreed
    to meet online
SIGN    The actual person?
[03:06] Awayuki
    I thought she'd be a lot more shy.
[03:08] Awayuki
    In person, she's kind of a composed,
    mature big sister!
[03:13] Chami
    Well, here are all my microphones.
[03:16] Chami
    Which do you want?
[03:18] Awayuki
    Why do you have so many?!
[03:20] Chami
    You've been approved
    for monetization now, right?
[03:23] Chami
    To celebrate that...
[03:25] Chami
    Take this ASMR mic!
[03:28] Awayuki
    I'd appreciate that so much!
[03:31] Chami
    And for the normal one,
    pick whichever you like.
[03:34] Chami
    I'm going to stop by the bathroom for a second.
[03:37] Awayuki
    Didn't you just do that?
[03:39] Chami
    I-I...
[03:41] Chami
    I pee in a three-round burst!
[03:45] Awayuki
    What?!
[03:46] Chami
    Anyway, be right back!
[03:49] Awayuki
    I thought she seemed composed,
    but could this be...
[03:55] Awayuki
    I'll take this one, then.
[03:56] Chami
    Sure.
[04:00] Chami
    Well, I'll be stopping by the bathroom...
[04:02] Awayuki
    What are you doing in there, anyway?
[04:05] Chami
    Come on!
[04:06] Chami
    Even if we're both girls, there are some
    things you really shouldn't ask, Awayuki-chan!
[04:10] Awayuki
    Stare.
SIGN    Stare
SIGN    Stare
[04:11] Chami
    It's... My three-round burst is...
[04:13] Awayuki
    Stare.
[04:17] Chami
    I go in to cool off.
[04:20] Awayuki
    Cool off?
SIGN    Conversation
[04:22] Chami
    I get so nervous that
    my heart rate begins peaking,
[04:24] Chami
    and I have to drop by the bathroom
    to calm down.
[04:26] Awayuki
    Oh, so that's the story.
[04:29] Chami
    Seriously, my heart is racing right now.
[04:31] Chami
    You want to hear how fast it's beating?
[04:34] Awayuki
    Out of context, that sounds
    like you're coming on to me.
[04:37] Chami
    But...
[04:39] Awayuki
    But don't keep going to the bathroom
    while we're streaming!
SIGN    She was given the nickname "Waste Production Facility"
    due to excessive nervousness during an offline collaboration
    with Kokorone Awayuki which led to her taking frequent
    time to cool off in the bathroom.
[04:43] Awayuki
    They're gonna call you names
    like "waste production facility."
SIGN    She was given the nickname "Waste Production Facility"
    due to excessive nervousness during an offline collaboration
    with Kokorone Awayuki which led to her taking frequent
    time to cool off in the bathroom.
[04:46] Chami
    But wouldn't it be your listeners
    who call me that?
[04:52] Awayuki
    I'm very sorry!
[05:00] Awayuki
    Gotta love a socially anxious big sister!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gotta Love a Socially
    Anxious Big Sister
[05:04] Awayuki
    Wow, this looks great!
[05:07] Awayuki
    I heard you were a great cook,
    Chami-chan, but now I believe it!
[05:10] Chami
    Here you are.
[05:12] Awayuki
    Why'd you bring out a StroZero
    like it was a given?
[05:16] Awayuki
    Do you drink StroZero too?!
[05:18] Chami
    No. I don't drink very much,
[05:21] Chami
    and when I do, it's mostly wine or cocktails.
[05:23] Awayuki
    Then why did you have this in your fridge?
[05:27] Chami
    I was told to have it on hand!
[05:28] [Messenger] sign
    Get the StroZero ready!
[05:31] Awayuki
    Live-On...
[05:33] Awayuki
    Let's go to the roof.
[05:35] Awayuki
    It's been a while since
    the last time I snapped.
[05:37] Chami
    Didn't you snap over Getting Over It?
[05:46] Chami
    You're not drinking it?
[05:47] Awayuki
    No, I am.
[05:50] Awayuki
    Heck yeah! Here comes the stream!
SIGN    Emergency
[05:54] Chami
    Good evening, friends.
[05:55] Chami
    Yanagase Chami-oneesan is here, unlikely to
    bring you to the heights of rejuvenation today.
[06:01] Awayuki
    Hey, punks. I'm havin' an offline collab,
SIGN    Offline Collab
    #YukiYanagi
[06:04] Awayuki
    gettin' all up-close-and-personal
    with my girl Chami-chan here.
[06:09] Awayuki
    Jealous much?
SIGN    No fair!
SIGN    Are they touching?!
SIGN    Swap places with me!
SIGN    You can see the despair in Chami-chan's eyes!
[06:12] Chami
    Actually, it was rather disturbing at first,
[06:16] Chami
    but now I'm rather liking it.
SIGN    I see... I see how it is...
     (´;ω;`) sadge
    Disturbing at first lol
     Don't say such sad things
     Cozy quality
     You could touch my warm skin...
     Keep warming each other up, go on
     You know what warmth is...
     L-Let me feel that warmth once more...
[06:18] Chami
    It's been so long since I last
    touched the warm skin of another.
[06:23] Awayuki
    Now, here's what you'd expect
    of a Chami-chan collab!
[06:27] Awayuki
    The "Chami-chan Conversation Coach" corner!
[06:30] Chami
    I'll name a situation
    that I struggle with because I'm shy.
[06:34] Awayuki
    Then I help her think of ways
    to deal with it!
[06:37] Chami
    Wah, wah!
[06:39] Awayuki
    Boom, boom! Squeezy squeezy!
[06:41] Chami
    Squeezy... squeezy.
[06:44] Awayuki
    I cme.
SIGN    Say that again
     whoa
     Can we have a minute to talk?
     hahh... hahh...
     Dirty old man inside
     What'd she say?
     wait wait wait
     Welp, this stream's getting flagged
     Balls just clenched
    What was that?!
    Someone clip that
    What just happened?!
     STAHP
[06:48] Chami
    You terrified them with just two little words.
[06:50] Chami
    A-Are your communication skills
    really that far beyond mine?!
SIGN    Yes, communication skills...
    But sorry, Chami-chan. I apologize
SIGN    That was so cute
SIGN    Chami-chan, return to us!
SIGN    I am so sorry
SIGN    Sorry about our Awayuki.
    We'll talk to her for you.
[06:54] Awayuki
    My bad. You were just a ping*
    on my li'l old g**n radar.
SIGN    Hawt...
[06:57] Awayuki
    My apologies.
[06:59] Chami
    It doesn't become cute because
    you called it your "li'l old" whatever.
SIGN    ROFL
     What a strange choice of words
     lol
     lollll
     WAIT ONE MINUTE
     lololololol
     Chami-chan's getting left behind lol
     Where to even begin clipping this?
SIGN    Offline Collab
    #YukiYanagi
[07:03] Awayuki
    Well? What's our topic today?
[07:06] Chami
    Good question.
[07:07] Chami
    I struggle in restaurants where
    there's no call button for the server
[07:11] Chami
    and they never come around to you.
[07:13] Chami
    Last time I went, it took me forever
    just to call them in to take my order!
[07:18] Awayuki
    All right!
[07:19] Awayuki
    Let's simulate ordering StroZero
    in a place like that!
[07:23] Chami
    I'm not sure where StroZero came from,
    but I guess I'm used to that by now.
[07:27] Awayuki
    Okay, let's get to it!
[07:30] Awayuki
    Start by banging your head on the table.
[07:32] Chami
    This is already starting off
    very concerningly!
[07:35] Awayuki
    The server will get worried
    and come to check on you.
[07:38] Awayuki
    That's when you order.
[07:41] Chami
    I... see?
[07:42] Awayuki
    S-Server... Gimme that thing...
[07:48] Awayuki
    The thing that really gets my head spinning...
[07:51] Awayuki
    I can't live without it, man!
[07:55] Chami
    I think that'd bring out the cops,
    not a StroZero can.
[08:00] Awayuki
    That's why they call it StroZero.
[08:02] Awayuki
    It zeros out your life!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    She flopped
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?!
SIGN    ???
SIGN    Huh??
SIGN    wut?!
[08:08] Awayuki
    Well, all joking aside...
[08:11] Awayuki
    Improving communication skills
    is really about developing confidence,
[08:15] Awayuki
    so it's kinda tough.
[08:17] Awayuki
    I think the training I received
    at my abusive workplace
[08:20] Awayuki
    broke me out of my shell
    enough to talk as well as most people,
SIGN    °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace °Live-On is not an abusive workplace
SIGN    Director
SIGN    Director
SIGN    Director
[08:24] Awayuki
    though in special circumstances
    like my Live-On interview,
[08:27] Awayuki
    my lightweight brain still overheats.
[08:31] Chami
    I suppose it's about getting the right push.
[08:34] Awayuki
    I think so.
[08:36] Awayuki
    Though my own push was pretty extreme.
[08:40] Chami
    Well, then...
[08:41] Chami
    Would you be that push for me?
[08:46] Awayuki
    How so?
[08:47] Chami
    I feel like I've been able to talk
    normally during this stream.
[08:52] Chami
    So I'm hoping this could
    become that push for me.
[08:56] Awayuki
    Whaddya mean?
[08:58] Chami
    It's not that complicated.
[09:00] Chami
    I want us to get closer than before!
[09:04] Awayuki
    Aw, shucks! Of course I'd do that for you!
[09:07] Awayuki
    The thought of getting
    more chances at that body, even...
[09:12] Chami
    Perhaps I should study self-defense instead.
SIGN    Leave this to me and run, Chami-chan!
     I won't let you have your way any longer!
    REPORTED
     What is wrong with your mind?
    CALL THE COPS NOW
    Hello, police?
[09:15] Awayuki
    Anyway, movin' on!
SIGN    Offline Collab
    #YukiYanagi
[09:18] Chami
    Well, I went to the beauty parlor
    for a haircut the other day...
SIGN    The livestream has ended.
[09:24] Awayuki
    And that's the stream!
[09:26] Awayuki
    Great work, Chami-chan!
[09:28] Chami
    You too.
[09:33] Chami
    Hey, how are you going to get home?
[09:36] Chami
    It's pretty late.
[09:38] Chami
    I'm sober and I have a car.
    Want me to drive you?
[09:44] Chami
    Perhaps I'll stay over tonight, Chami-chan!
[09:47] Chami
    Just kiddin'!
[09:49] Chami
    You want to?!
[09:52] Chami
    I've always dreamed of having a sleepover!
[09:55] Awayuki
    R-Really?
[09:57] Chami
    Oh, you don't understand, do you?
[09:59] Chami
    For a socially anxious person like me,
[10:01] Chami
    a sleepover with friends
    is the ultimate normie experience!
[10:04] Chami
    I've longed for it!
[10:05] Chami
    It's the Chamerican Dream!
[10:08] Awayuki
    B-But are you prepared to just
    take in a couch-crasher?
[10:12] Chami
    No worries there!
[10:14] Chami
    Since I moved out, I've kept
    a sleepover readiness kit!
[10:18] Chami
    A futon, pajamas, a toothbrush,
    and everything you need to spend the night!
[10:22] Awayuki
    Since you moved out?!
[10:24] Awayuki
    You wanted to have a sleepover
    so badly you prepped for it?
[10:27] Chami
    And I kept it all regularly maintained!
[10:31] Chami
    Finally, the day has come!
[10:33] Chami
    Now, I'll heat up the bath water!
[10:36] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks...
[10:40] Chami
    Wanna get in together?
[10:43] Chami
    Aw, just kidding! What a cutie-pie you are!
[10:47] Awayuki
    I'm in max StroZero mode,
    and she's still getting the better of me?!
[10:52] Awayuki
    I can't read her at all!
[10:54] Awayuki
    To think a socially anxious big sister
    could be this powerful when she's excited!
[11:01] Chami
    I-I'm really sorry about before.
[11:03] Chami
    I got so excited about finally realizing
    my dream, I completely forgot myself!
[11:07] Awayuki
    Hey, that's okay!
[11:13] Chami
    Oh, right!
[11:14] Chami
    As long as I'm here,
    why don't I clean your ears?
[11:18] Awayuki
    Wh-What did you say?!
[11:22] Chami
    Here, lie on down.
[11:24] Awayuki
    R-Right...
[11:27] Chami
    Though I've never actually
    done it to someone else,
[11:31] Chami
    so I'm not sure if I can do it right...
[11:33] Chami
    But here I go.
SIGN    Brrrrr
SIGN    Brrrrr
SIGN    Brrrrr
SIGN    Brrrrr
[11:40] Awayuki
    Hold it, Chami-chan!
    You're shaking way too much!
[11:43] Awayuki
    I'm so scared for my ears, I'm starting
    to feel like Kaji-kun playing E-Card!
[11:48] Chami
    S-Sorry! I've never done this before,
    so I'm getting nervous!
[11:54] Chami
    Deep breaths, deep breaths...
[12:02] Awayuki
    Dang, this feels great in person.
[12:06] Chami
    You can sleep if you like.
[12:08] Awayuki
    Nah, I want us to sleep together.
[12:12] Chami
    Oh? Fine by me.
[12:14] Awayuki
    Wanna sleep in the same futon.
[12:18] Chami
    Th-That sounds great! Maximum normie vibes!
[12:22] Chami
    I'm really norming it up here!
SIGN    Yanagase Chami
SIGN    To all those who've never had a sleepover!
     You may henceforth address me as "normie"!
[12:28] Awayuki
    I don't think normies
    really call themselves normies...
[12:36] Awayuki
    Mic check. Mic check.
[12:39] Awayuki
    That should do it.
SIGN    Model List
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Shuwa
SIGN    New Mic
SIGN    Check!
SIGN    New Outfit
SIGN    Check!
SIGN    Brain
SIGN    X
SIGN    Starting soon!!!!!
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm Monetized!
    Celebratory Stream
SIGN    Start Livestream
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[13:02] Awayuki
    Good evening, everyone.
[13:04] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
[13:07] Awayuki
    Now, I'm having a stream
    to celebrate getting monetized!
[13:10] Awayuki
    We'll have call-ins, a reveal of the new outfit Mashiron drew for me,
[13:14] Awayuki
    and all kinds of fun!
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[13:17] Awayuki
    Thanks so much, everyone!
[13:20] Awayuki
    I'm sober at the moment,
[13:22] Awayuki
    but in honor of this special occasion,
[13:24] Awayuki
    I've decided to try the alcohol
    brand called "StroZero"
[13:26] Awayuki
    I've seen referenced
    many times in the comments
[13:29] Awayuki
    for the first time ever!
SIGN    Huh? Okay, that can't be... Playing dumb lolol Huh?? What's the concept here?
[13:31] Awayuki
    Also, I seem to be getting a curiously
    large number of 155-yen super chats.
SIGN    Eh? What are these numbers? Why 155? Some kind of meme?? First time?! Is this a channel rule? It's the cost of a can of StroZero
[13:36] Awayuki
    It's a mystery to me, but I am quite grateful!
[13:39] Awayuki
    I can fight on for another
    ten years based on this!
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[13:42] Awayuki
    Now, I think I'll toast with a 350ml can
    of the lemon flavor today!
[13:47] Awayuki
    And... cheers!
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[13:57] Awayuki
    Thank you so much, everyo—
SIGN    A toast to Shuwa-chan!!
[14:00] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks for the red super chat!
[14:03] Awayuki
    I've never gotten one of those before!
SIGN    lol, lmao even awesome! You chugged that... really doubt it's your first StroZero That's so great She really liked that one huh lol congrats lol I'm sending a red one too! It's a celebration!
[14:06] Awayuki
    The dopamine hit and
    StroZero ecstasy in a double combo...
[14:10] Awayuki
    feels so good!
[14:13] Awayuki
    This is the best I've ever felt in my life!
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
SIGN    What? That's just your first
SIGN    She might be at risk of barfing
    during her own monetization stream
[14:28] Awayuki
    I'm just so happy...
SIGN    SO EMOTIONAL Don't cry She's crying? She's drinking a StroZero and crying?!?! whaaaa (flustered) they say "like a duck to water" but I've never seen someone make their own water for that lol Awa-chan's gonna turn into Shuwa-chan!
[14:33] Awayuki
    What do you want? I've never felt so loved
SIGN    Power Harassment
SIGN    Overtime
SIGN    Sexual Harassment
SIGN    Human Development
SIGN    Motivation
SIGN    Public Image
SIGN    Quotas
SIGN    Low Wages
SIGN    Idealism
SIGN    Providing Value
[14:36] Awayuki
    since that abusive workplace shattered my
    self-respect, and now I've gotta cry about it!
SIGN    Go on and be happy, girl! same Live on, you are funny! Personally, I'm more inclined to super chat when someone's happy rather than weirdly reserved, so I'm happy too!
[14:41] Awayuki
    Thanks, everyone! I can buy
    StroZero by the carton now!
SIGN    Eh?
     Ah...
     ??
     Maybe we should quit with the super chats?
     This is not good!
     Hang on a minute
     It's the only way to save her
     Stop that
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[14:50] Awayuki
    Aw, I was kidding! Just kidding!
[14:53] Awayuki
    I made a promise with Mashiron to drink in
    moderation and take two liver rest days a week!
SIGN    lmao
SIGN    lmao
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    lolol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    There ya go
SIGN    There ya go
SIGN    Rejoice! I'm monetized!!
[14:59] Awayuki
    Now, I'm gonna open a second tall can
    to unveil my new outfit!
[15:07] Awayuki
    Tease...
[15:08] Awayuki
    What do you think?
[15:10] Awayuki
    These are the bare legs I've had hidden
    under my dress for so long...
SIGN    Spshh!
    The price of a tall can is enough to send a message, too!
    whooooah!
    Woof! Tease me more, mistress!
    omg the avatar lololol...
    Congrats, Shuwa-chan
    Tease!!
    It's true!
    tall can tall can
    Spshh!
[15:15] Awayuki
    Behold the thighs, Mashiron's favorite!
[15:18] Awayuki
    Have you seen a more alluring thigh gap?!
[15:21] Awayuki
    Well, sounds like y'all
    wanna see the new me ASAP!
SIGN    Thighs! Thighs!!
    hotttt
    thithithithi
    One vote for thighs
    Not all thighs need be thick
     Did you say... shorts?!
    Pan up! Pan up!!!
     Love Mashiron's art!
     HOTTTT
    Loving the thigh gap aaaaaa!!
    Mashiron's attention to detail! Great!
    lew
    just wanna nibble away at those legs
    love it!!
    So these are Awa-chan's thighs?!
    want to marry those thighs
[15:27] Awayuki
    Welp, here I go!
[15:30] Awayuki
    Behold! My new outfit!
SIGN    New Outfit Reveal
SIGN    You must be at least 20 to drink alcohol
[15:51] Awayuki
    Heck yeah.
[15:54] Awayuki
    Well?! Don't I look super awesome?!
SIGN    It's Shuwa-chan!
SIGN     I'm satisfied
SIGN    Yep, that's Shuwa-chan, all right
SIGN    the healing lols of the great f°rest spirit
SIGN    So so so so cute!
SIGN    Mashiron!
SIGN    New Outfit Reveal
[15:58] Awayuki
    Mashiron! Thanks for designing this!
     I love you!
SIGN     Love you too. Congrats
    on monetization, I'll call in later
[16:03] Awayuki
    A red super chat?!
[16:05] Awayuki
    I await your call-in with naked anticipation!
SIGN    But I worked so hard on that outfit...
SIGN    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SIGN    lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
SIGN    Call-ins
[16:10] Awayuki
    Okay, let's read some comments
    and take some call-ins!
[16:14] Awayuki
    "Is there any streamer
    you especially want to be like?"
[16:17] Awayuki
    Hmm, that's a hard one.
[16:19] Awayuki
    But Hareru-senpai's probably
    the first that comes to mind!
[16:22] Awayuki
    I wanna be the kind of streamer
    who can really act like a leader to others!
SIGN    Gotta be Harerun!
     She's like the sun in the sky
     I think all the second-gens feel the same way
     go figure lolol
     Asagiri Hareru is rising now lol
     They used to call her "the girl who's like
    all the second-gens put together, literally"
    Harerun, huh? She's a genius so good luck
     Just stay Shuwa-chan! (sob)
     The orthodox choice
     A stream with Shuwa-chan would be a godly stream for sure
[16:28] Awayuki
    "I've watched you work hard for so long,
    so it's been nice to see it gradually rewarded.
[16:33] Awayuki
    Don't get so high on StroZero
    that you get banned, okay?
[16:36] Awayuki
    I love you even with the new direction!
[16:39] Awayuki
    It might be scary showing
    your true self while sober,
[16:43] Awayuki
    but I'm praying for a day when you'll
    be able to show it without hesitation."
[16:47] Awayuki
    Thanks so much!
[16:49] Awayuki
    But I'm starting to feel like people
    might actually like the real me.
[16:54] Awayuki
    That's not to say I'm totally throwing out
    the pure Awayuki, though.
[16:57] Awayuki
    It's more that I feel like I've got
    a brand new weapon in my arsenal!
SIGN    I <3 StroZero
[17:01] Awayuki
    And I owe it to everyone
    who said they enjoy my streams!
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Really glad it's finally paying off
     I LOVE YOU SHUWA-CHAN
     Is purity even your main gimmick now?
    The fact that you're so overwhelming
    but lovable is typical Live-On
     Her true self isn't pure
     She's up there with Sei-sama in terms of ban risk
     Love it! ¥1000
     I can't be the only one who sensed
    some bitterness there
     Go on and make a legend!
     The new direction was a great choice!
     I LOVE STROZERO
SIGN    Clueless
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari
    
    
    Incoming Call
[17:07] Awayuki
    Hey, wait a minute! We got a call-in!
[17:09] Hikari
    Sparkly-lo!
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[17:11] Hikari
    The festival lights bring a real hullaballoo!
[17:13] Hikari
    This is Matsuriya Hikari!
[17:15] Hikari
    Shuwa-chan, congrats on getting monetized!
[17:17] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan! Thanks so much!
[17:20] Hikari
    It might be a little weird to say this,
[17:22] Hikari
    but I know how hard you've been working.
[17:25] Hikari
    I feel like a proud mama right now!
SIGN    Sooo nice
SIGN    The kindness of third-gens...
     kindness...? (or endurance from running
    ten-hour game gauntlets each day?)
    Totally wrecking the viewers' sleep schedule
     I love the long streams but don't ruin your sleep
    That's our Hikari-chan
    You sure about this? She became your mommy
    and g°°ned to you, Hikari-chan...
[17:28] Awayuki
    I only made it this far because of your
    love and support, Hikari-chan...
[17:33] Hikari
    Oh, shucks!
[17:35] Hikari
    I feel like I'm gonna cry.
[17:37] Awayuki
    Feels kinda weird to say this on a stream.
[17:40] Awayuki
    Also, I really wanna be
    your mommy, Hikari-chan!
[17:46] Awayuki
    A-Anyway, Hikari-chan.
[17:48] Awayuki
    I can afford to buy games now,
    so let's play something together soon!
[17:52] Hikari
    Hey, great idea!
[17:54] Hikari
    I've been thinking of playing through
    Drk Sls with a D*R pad.
SIGN    Hikari-chan loves killer games
SIGN    The mind of a masochist at work
[17:58] Hikari**
    You wanna join for some co-op?!
[18:00] Awayuki
    W-Well... I have a hard time
    hooking up specialty controllers.
[18:04] Hikari
    What do you want to play, then, Shuwa-chan?
[18:07] Awayuki
    I wanna play...
[18:09] Awayuki
    Yuzusoft games.
[18:11] Hikari
    Yuzu? What's that?
[18:13] Awayuki
    Café Stella, Sanoba...
[18:16] Hikari
    Oh, I've heard of Sanoba!
[18:18] Awayuki
    Huh? Where, exactly?
[18:20] Hikari
    I saw it in one of Sei-sama's clips.
[18:23] Game Voice
    Sanoba Witch!
[18:26] Hikari
    It said "Sanoba"!
SIGN    Oh when she accidentally made that sound...
     Innocent Hikari-chan talking about a p°rn game...
     Hey lolol
     You never know where you hear these things from
     These things do happen when you stream live...
     WHAT ARE YOU PUTTING IN HIKARI-CHAN'S HEAD LOLOLOL
     Don't teach her about po°n games
     That's not... so bad?
     Glad it was only hearing the game's name
     Misclicked and turned on a °orn game lol...
     EVERYONE KNOWS THAT ONE
     Hikari-chan, don't watch Sei-sama's streeeeams!
     She's always pushing the line
[18:28] Awayuki
    What the heck was she doing on that stream?
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[18:32] Sei
    Awayuki-kun. Want to play Sanoba together?
[18:36] Awayuki
    An eroge collab? I'm down.
[18:39] Awayuki
    Speaking of, let's do that
    classic call-in question.
[18:43] Awayuki
    What color are your panties right now?!
SIGN    Things you want to do together
    
    
    
    Recommended drinking snacks
    
    
    
    Color of panties
[18:46] Sei
    I'm not wearing any.
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[18:49] Mashiro
    The best part of the new outfit
[18:51] Mashiro
    is how the racy shorts highlight
    the excellent curve of her thighs.
SIGN    Love this
SIGN    Love this
SIGN    Love this
SIGN    Love this
SIGN    Deadlines
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
SIGN    Kink
[18:56] Awayuki
    It's like the culmination
    of all your worldly desires!
[18:59] Mashiron
    Is that supposed to be a compliment?
[19:01] Mashiron
    I can't deny it, though.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
[19:04] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai!
[19:06] Shion
    Yes? What is it?
SIGN    Shuwa-chan, don't you want Mommy Shion
    to fill a baby bottle with StroZero and feed you?
[19:10] Awayuki
    I get all kinds of requests like this.
    What do you think?
SIGN     HEYOOOOO
[19:14] Shion
    Hey! What are you doing, Sei-sama?!
[19:17] Awayuki
    We might be committed now, Shion-senpai.
[19:20] Shion
    Really?! We're really going in that direction?!
[19:22] Awayuki
    You just gotta ride that big wave!
[19:25] Shion
    There's only two people riding it.
[19:28] Shion
    I'm just being swept along!
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
    
    
    Shion-senpai
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[19:33] Chami
    H-Hereboo binguh too dah heiofreboobinajon...
SIGN    Too nervous to talk right
SIGN    Got tongue-tied?
SIGN    Seems like business as usual
SIGN    What was that
SIGN    She's speaking Chamiese
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
    
    
    Shion-senpai
[19:38] Awayuki
    Hello! My genmate Chami-chan is now with us!
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Why didn't she come on earlier?!
    I totally ship her with Shuwa-Shuwa!
    The difference between Chami-chama's personality
    and appearance are Shuwa-chan-tier
    I love how Chami-chama looks so so sexy
    but then she's shy as fuuuuuu
[19:42] Awayuki
    Speaking of, did you notice
    the improved sound quality?
[19:45] Awayuki
    I actually got a new mic from Chami-chan!
[19:48] Chami
    I was watching the stream from the start,
[19:51] Chami
    but I got all in my head about
    interrupting someone else's call-in
[19:54] Chami
    and what I'd even talk about,
    so I ended up showing up late...
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
    
    
    Shion-senpai
    
    
    
    Chami-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[19:59] Awayuki
    We've had visits from all
    my genmates now, huh?
SIGN    Hirune Nekoma
[20:04] Awayuki
    Hey, another call-in!
[20:07] Hareru
    Hey-ho! The sun in all your hearts,
    Asagiri Hareru is rising now!
[20:12] Awayuki
    What... What the...
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru has risen!
SIGN    Hareru Impression
SIGN    Hareru Impression
[20:18] Awayuki
    Oh, she's doing one of those.
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
    
    
    Shion-senpai
    
    
    
    Chami-chan
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    SHE HAS COME Living subculture WAIT! THIS COULD BE NEKOMA She knew she'd get busted but it was still chef's kiss Why's she sound so monotone lolol Nekoma confirmed Nekoma's impressions are the best lol ah I get it now rofl
[20:22] Awayuki
    Hey, good to see you!
    Nice one!
[20:25] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai, I love you so much,
    I watch all your streams and archives!
[20:31] Awayuki
    Will you marry me?
[20:33] Hareru
    Sure thing!
[20:35] Awayuki
    W-We should do a song collab too, then!
[20:38] Awayuki
    How about Poi Poi Poi PoPoi Poi Po°°?
[20:40] Hareru
    Sounds great!
[20:42] Hareru
    I've been wanting to sing with you
    for so long, Shuwacchi!
[20:45] Hareru
    Let's sing *** Tokyo sa Iguda together!
[20:51] Awayuki
    Want to eat crickets together?
[20:53] Hareru
    Sure thing!
[20:54] Hareru
    And it's no fun just to stick
    with one kind of bug,
[20:56] Hareru
    so let's go with larva
    and roaches and tarantulas too!
[20:59] Hareru
    Let's spread the word that bugs are edible!
SIGN    Shuwacchi lol she's Ultrman now lolol Sounds like the real Harerun to me! Shuwa-chan is overwhelmed! Harerun's up for anything lol That instant marriage acceptance rocked!! lol Tokyo sa Iguda lol She's doomed Is she possessed by a bug?
SIGN    Call-ins
SIGN    Visitors so far
    
    
    
    Hikari-chan
    
    
    
    Sei-sama
    
    
    
    Mashiron
    
    
    Shion-senpai
    
    
    
    Chami-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Things you want to do together
    ° Recommended drinking snacks
    ° Color of panties
[21:02] Awayuki
    A-And last... what color
    are your panties?
[21:07] Hareru
    Sexy li'l black ones.
SIGN    Hirune Nekoma
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Voice Channels
[21:13] Hareru
    Well, see ya later, Shuwacchi!
SIGN    Streaming Room
[21:23] Awayuki
    What was that all about, Nekoma-senpai?
[21:26] Awayuki
    She was definitely skirting the line of
    what you can do for an impression...
SIGN    Hirune Nekoma
[21:31] Awayuki
    Oh? Nekoma-senpai again?
SIGN    Call-ins
[21:34] Nekoma
    Nya-nyaaan! Called here by the smell*
    of StroZero, it's Hirune Nekoma!
SIGN    She's back lol Wait... did they tag-team it?! They're gonna keep it going Bet this one is Harerun
[21:39] Awayuki
    Um... You're back again?
[21:43] Nekoma
    Oh? You still haven't caught on?
[21:45] Nekoma
    That last caller was Hareru-senpai,
    who was in the room with me!
[21:49] Awayuki
    What?
[21:50] Nekoma
    It was really her!
SIGN    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?? COAXED INTO A SNAFU wut lol It was her roflll IT WAS HER It wasn't an imitation!!! Totally fooled She trolled us... It was the real Harerun lolllllll
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki-san, still clueless
[21:54] Awayuki
    Wh... Wh-Wh...
[21:56] Nekoma
    We wanted to give you a big surprise
    for your monetization stream!
SIGN    Prank'd
[22:01] Nekoma
    Top lel, huh?
    Congrats again, Awayuki-chan!
[22:07] Awayuki
    Noooooooo!
SIGN    LOL
    
    
    LOL
    
    
    LOL
    
    
    LOL
    
    
    LOL
    
    
    LOL
    
    
    LOL

E4 - Episode 4

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[00:06] Awayuki
    It's here!
[00:12] Awayuki
    I finally got it...
[00:16] Awayuki
    Okay, gotta let the others know!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
SIGN    Good Connection
SIGN     Cuz StroZero tastes best after a workout
SIGN    Can't wait until it starts~
    Use sports drink as a mixer
    waiting
    Today's fitness technology... What a time to be alive
     Sloppy drunk fitness!
    Long Fit is pretty tough...
     Waiting!
     Can't wait!!
[01:59] Awayuki
    Good evening to you all.
[02:01] Awayuki
    Isn't this another
    lovely night of light snowfall?
SIGN    Not drinking yet?
     Oh? Is light snow falling??
     Heard it was a fitness stream (my body is ready)
    I've been waiting for this!
    sup
     It's starting!
     Not Shuwa, huh?
     Better when she's sober
     Purity fitness...
     Started quiet, but will she remain pure forever? lol
[02:04] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    Congrats on your first Harerun encounter
[02:07] Awayuki
    Th-Thank you for the red super chat
    just as we're getting started!
[02:10] Awayuki
    Oh, but it's very true...
[02:13] Awayuki
    Getting to talk to Hareru-senpai
    still feels like a dream!
[02:16] Awayuki
    And I was able to learn that she wears
    sexy black underwear as well!
SIGN    lul
     She sure loves Harerun, huh
     It was a nice hubbub!
     That one got clipped lololol
     Love Harerun's careful surprises
     There she goes
     Huh?
     Hey where's my pure girl
     pure (but lewd)
     Gonna find the manufacturer and buy the same kind
[02:21] Awayuki
    Ahem! Well, we have some very,
    very pure light snow today.
[02:25] Awayuki
    And so...
[02:27] Awayuki
    I'd like to play a fitness game
    using this Long Fit controller!
[02:32] Awayuki
    Everyone else has one, and I've wanted
    one for the longest time, but...
[02:36] Awayuki
    It cost too much for a NEET who'd just quit her
    human cattle pen of an abusive workplace.
[02:40] Awayuki
    But then...
[02:42] Awayuki
    I got monetized last month,
    and now my ship's finally come in!
[02:47] Awayuki
    Thanks to all of you!
SIGN    I got one of these, and they're pretty hardcore.
    You can choose how hard a workout you want.
SIGN    You can play games with it, too. My mom's always on it
SIGN    I've got one! Don't use it much tho lol
[02:51] Awayuki
    My, it appears many of you already have one!
SIGN    So jealous
SIGN    I get it
    It's good not just for fitness addicts
    like me but for beginners too
[02:54] Awayuki
    I do recall them being quite the talk of
    the town when they first went on sale.
[02:57] Awayuki
    I suppose they really are popular!
SIGN    Heard you were doing maximum difficulty
[03:00] Awayuki
    Also, you will never convince me
    to do maximum difficulty!
SIGN    An ironclad refusal lmao
[03:05] Awayuki
    What's more, Hikari-chan
    will also be streaming,
SIGN    Let's get
    a six-pack!
[03:07] Awayuki
    and more incredibly, Shion-senpai as well!
SIGN    Let's train together
[03:11] Awayuki
    I recommend having a few
    windows open to compare us!
SIGN    Compare them, huh...
    
    
    RIP my sides in advance
[03:14] Awayuki
    I feel like I'm getting a few rather
    ominous comments about this,
[03:17] Awayuki
    but let's give it a try!
SIGN    How much do you exercise
    compared to others in your age group?
[03:19] VO
    How much do you exercise
    compared to others in your age group?
SIGN    1. A lot
    
    2. Somewhat
    
    3. Not much
    
    4. Not at all
SIGN    I thought you were a NEET lol
SIGN    Sweating burns off alcohol,
    so it's a quality assurance thing
SIGN    No honesty?
SIGN    Don't strain yourself lol
[03:27] Awayuki
    Wh-Whatever do you mean?
[03:30] Awayuki
    I'm an athletic young lady!
[03:32] Awayuki
    Given my daily workouts
    to maintain my beautiful figure,
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    You mean "alcoholic"?
SIGN    Miss Kokorone Awayuki
    thinks we don't know
[03:36] Awayuki
    I believe option 2 is just about right.
SIGN    Sure hope you're not lying!
     If you wanna know hell, by all means, pick 2
     UNDERESTIMATE LONG FIT AT YOUR PERIL
     don't do it sis
     I see this is how we get so many streamers with muscle pain
     DO IT DO EET
     Pick the best option! (1 plz)
     This might be her last stream...
     ded lol
     Geh?! I have foreseen thy future!
     It's important to take breaks
     Waiting for the intense muscle pain stream
     Pick 2!
     4!
     Better do 4
     I SAY 1
     3 exists too
     5
     no comment
[03:39] Awayuki
    I see...
[03:45] Awayuki
    I'm sorry, I lied! I'm option 4!
[03:48] Awayuki
    I'm option 4, but I'm not fat!
SIGN    There's our honest girl
SIGN    You picked 4, huh?
     Let's work our way up,
    one step at a time!
[03:51] VO
    You picked 4, huh?
    Let's work our way up, one step at a time!!
SIGN    The easiest setting?! Can't wait
SIGN    btw Hikari-chan said she was average but went straight for 1
SIGN    lol, no hesitation
[03:55] Awayuki
    Okay, next...
SIGN    Lots of beginner settings huh
    
    
    
    Gotta choose carefully to spare later pain
[03:57] VO
    How intense of a workout are you looking for?
SIGN    How intense of a workout
    are you looking for?
SIGN    Learning about Awa-chan from the game setup is nice
[04:00] Awayuki
    What should I pick?
SIGN    She's worried now lol
SIGN    You can change that one later
[04:03] Awayuki
    What? Is that true?
[04:05] Awayuki
    Maybe I'll go with option 3, "Moderate," then.
[04:07] VO
    You picked 3, "Moderate"!
SIGN    You picked 3, "Moderate"!
    Feel free to change at any time
    if it doesn't feel right.
[04:10] VO
    Feel free to change at any time
    if it doesn't feel right.
[04:14] VO
    Now...
SIGN    Now...
[04:15] VO
    Please tell me your weight!
SIGN    Please tell me your weight
SIGN    Enter later
[04:18] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[04:21] Awayuki
    Fifty kilograms!
[04:23] VO
    Let's get healthy together!
SIGN    Shuwa-chan would have to integrate the weight of all the StroZero
     lol
     Hiding nothing
     I think she's like 168 cm so that's probably pretty thin
     No way is that honest lol
     This is definitely throwing off the setup
[04:27] VO
    Let's get things calibrated for you!
SIGN    Let's get things calibrated for you!
[04:29] Awayuki
    Oh, I finally get to control it!
[04:32] VO
    Try to bend me as hard as you can!
SIGN    Try to bend me
    as hard as you can
[04:34] Awayuki
    Here I go!
[04:39] Awayuki
    Oh, how was that?!
SIGN    weakass press, please just quit now lol
SIGN    Yes, I see now
SIGN    You ok? Need the power of StroZero?
[04:43] Awayuki
    Oh, yeah? Get a load of this!
SIGN    Hey, it went up!
SIGN    That grunt...
SIGN    Oraaaa!!!! (pure)
    
    
    
    Self-control 0
SIGN    Setup complete.
    Great work!
[04:52] VO
    Setup complete. Great work!
SIGN    People who've been watching since her debut, what do you make
    
    
    
    
    
    of Awayuki-chan saying stuff like "get a load of this" now lol
SIGN    The Girl Who Gave Up Purity for Power
    
    
    
    whoa (no thoughts head empty)
[04:57] Awayuki
    I'm extremely tired just from setting up,
[05:00] Awayuki
    but it looks like I finally
    get to play the game!
SIGN    It's a pure stream!!
[05:03] Awayuki
    Does everyone have Hikari-chan
    and Shion-senpai's streams open as well?
[05:09] Awayuki
    Okay...
[05:11] Awayuki
    I'll do my best!
[05:22] Shion
    Oh, it's so hard!
SIGN    Ah!
SIGN    That panting is so NSFW
SIGN    yessssssssssss
SIGN    Late-night "exercise"
SIGN    Finished: 8 reps
    Target: 15 reps
SIGN    Finished: 9 reps
    Target: 15 reps
[05:37] Hikari
    Th-This is the highest difficulty...
[05:40] Hikari
    It's pretty tough!
[05:41] VO
    Almost there!
SIGN    Almost there!
[05:42] Hikari
    It's clearly an unprecedented wall
    to overcome at my current ability...
[05:47] Hikari
    but I'm the kind of person
    who breaks down walls!
SIGN    we shonen manga now?
    
    who does she think she's talking to...
    
    But you put that wall there
    by choosing those settings...
    
    Everyone must follow their own path
    
    lmao
[05:49] Hikari
    Life is all about breaking down walls!
[05:51] Hikari
    I must live strong, mustn't I?
[05:54] Hikari
    That's right...
SIGN    As long as you're having fun, that's what matters!
[05:56] VO
    Now hold it right there!
SIGN    Now hold it
    
    
    
    right there!
[05:59] Awayuki
    I'd heard the rumors,
    but this is too much, man!
[06:03] VO
    That's the way!
SIGN    That's the way!
[06:06] VO
    Keep it up!
SIGN    Keep it up!
SIGN    Hold it right there!
[06:09] VO
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    I just do not get exercise lol
SIGN    That last one was like
    
    
    
    the Nit°°°dai cheer
[06:13] VO
    Great work!
SIGN    wut lol
SIGN    Lewd until the very end...
SIGN    Go easy or you're gonna barf again!
[06:17] Shion
    N-No!
[06:19] Shion
    No squats, please!
[06:20] VO
    Move in time with the icon on the left!
SIGN    Finished: 0 reps
    Target: 15 reps
[06:26] VO
    Move in time with the icon on the left!
SIGN    Move in time with the icon on the left!
[06:29] Shion
    What? Do I have to?
[06:32] Shion
    Oh, dear...
SIGN     ¥50000
    The gasping makes me h°rd
     Just squat and stand...
     Why does she hate squats so much?
     We have hit peak
     Um, excuse me, could I request...
SIGN    Finished: 26 reps
    Target: 30 reps
[06:44] VO
    Looking good! Wow!
SIGN    Finished: 27 reps
    Target: 30 reps
[06:46] Hikari
    Awesome!
[06:47] Hikari
    In the midst of battle,
SIGN    How can she laugh
    through this torture?
SIGN    I love how she takes
    her games seriously
SIGN    Can't take it, she looks like
    a berserker type in a mecha anime
SIGN    Bloodshot eyes
    from how serious she is
[06:48] Hikari
    every person feels the fighting
    instinct within them resurface!
[07:14] Shion
    I'm done for!
[07:18] Shion
    Please... Please let it be over!
[07:22] Sei
    Well, shall we think about
    the birth of the universe?
SIGN     Well, shall we think about
    the birth of the universe?
SIGN    hngh!
SIGN    the post-nut clarity rofl
SIGN    whoa lololol
[07:30] Hikari
    Life is meant to be thrown away
    when it counts...
SIGN    Don't throw it away
[07:32] Hikari
    It's time to go.
SIGN    we t°ki now?
SIGN    toss!
[07:34] VO
    Start!
[07:35] VO
    One, two...
[07:38] VO
    Raise those legs up high!
[07:41] VO
    Three...
[07:43] VO
    Raise those legs up high!
[07:45] VO
    Four...
[07:47] VO
    Five, six...
SIGN    totally different from Mommy Shion lol
     Not sure this qualifies as "hot" anymore
     Judgment: "Pure"
     Boat pose is hard even when you're used to it
     go, go, awa-chan!
     Is this Lamaze?
     Raise those legs high!!
     It even yells at you when you lose posture for a second, scary
     Is this that water-breathing thing I've heard so much about?
     It's hard on your core but also on your thighs
     What is she even doing
     I'm watching all three but this is the weirdest
     looks effective tho lol
[07:50] VO
    Seven, eight...
[07:53] VO
    Nine, ten...
[07:56] VO
    Amazing! You did such a great job!
[08:02] Awayuki
    I'm done for...
[08:10] Awayuki
    Why was that... so... hard?
[08:15] Awayuki
    It's definitely a great tool
    for getting in shape, at least...
[08:25] Awayuki
    But... I haven't worked up
    a sweat like that in a while.
[08:30] Awayuki
    Let's all stan exercise now and then, too!
[08:37] Awayuki
    Shouldn't have pushed myself that hard...
[08:40] Awayuki
    Haven't had muscle pain in so long...
[08:49] Awayuki
    There's only one way...
[08:51] Awayuki
    to forget...
[08:53] Awayuki
    this pain!
[08:56] Awayuki
    Shall I give you this?
[08:58] Awayuki
    Drink it when the pain becomes unbearable.
[09:16] Awayuki
    I've been a fool for so long...
[09:21] Awayuki
    Now grant me salvation!
[09:26] Awayuki
    Good evening to all my sweet children!
[09:30] Awayuki
    It's your StroZero-swiggin' sis, Shuwa-chan!
[09:33] Awayuki
    I was thinkin' I'd take a nice, laid-back
    night to learn from my fellow streamers.
[09:38] Awayuki
    I got permission in advance,
    so no worries there!
[09:41] Awayuki
    Let's see, who's streaming right now...
[09:46] Awayuki
    Hey, Hikari-chan's on!
SIGN    Let's play Gartic Phone!
SIGN    With viewer participation!
[09:49] Awayuki
    She's streaming Gartic Phone, huh?
SIGN    Looks like a masterpiece in the making
SIGN    That's the Telephone Game with pictures, right?
[09:53] Awayuki
    I heard Mashiron's been giving her
    art lessons lately, so...
[09:56] Awayuki
    Hikari, I choose you!
[10:01] Hikari
    That should do it!
[10:05] Awayuki
    Wait, what the...
SIGN    She's got legs growing from her arms!
    Michelangelo been real quiet since this dropped
    Bet she's got demon-face back muscles
    Is this what StroZero training does to your body?
    She could snap the Long Fit controller!
[10:07] Awayuki
    What's going on here?!
[10:08] Hikari
    Now, let's share answers!
[10:11] Hikari
    The first prompt was...
SIGN    Nickname 120
    Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero
[10:15] Hikari
    "Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero"?
[10:17] Hikari
    What, really?
SIGN    Shuwa-chan drunk on StroZero
[10:23] Awayuki
    Ah... That one's awfully cute...
SIGN    Shuwa-chan playing Long Fit
[10:29] Hikari
    So that's how it happened!
SIGN    Arnold Shuwa-zzenegger
[10:31] Hikari
    It certainly did change a lot
    from the first prompt,
[10:35] Hikari
    but I still think I did a pretty good picture!
[10:38] Hikari
    Well, the first game's over,
    and I'm slowly sinking out of my wall sit.
[10:42] Hikari
    My legs are crying out in pain!
[10:43] Awayuki
    What?
[10:44] Hikari
    I heard them crying out for relief so many
    times and came so close to giving in...
SIGN    She was doing a wall sit while drawing?!
[10:49] Hikari
    But those screams are
    what will make Hikari stronger!
[10:54] Hikari
    Watch me, everyone!
[10:55] Hikari
    Hikari will exceed her limits!
[10:58] Awayuki
    But why?!
[11:00] Awayuki
    Well, whose stream should we watch next?
SIGN    Sei-sama's streaming!
SIGN    yessss lololol
SIGN    It wasn't scheduled but when she heard
    Shuwa-chan was on she said she was gonna
SIGN    she was so happy lmao
SIGN    sei-sama plz
SIGN    I'm streaming °°°° games
SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3
    Live-On/Utsuki Sei
SIGN    she's openly dreading it rofl
SIGN    that voice lol
SIGN    Sei-sama wants you there you can see it in her eyes!
[11:11] Awayuki
    Aw, but you know Sei-sama.
[11:14] Awayuki
    Her stream's bound to be totally indecent.
SIGN    Don't be so biased!
     Yeah fair enough lol
     it's sei-sama yep
     eheheheheh lol
     Never seen her do a normal stream
     Yep!
    But she's totally waiting for you girl
     I'm watching her stream now and you should totally go lol
     Shuwa-chan says that but we all know she loves Sei-sama
     I think this is gonna be even worse than what you're imagining lol
     Sei-sama is DOWN
     Typical StroZero tsundere
     GO GO GO
     Sorry but I think you're obligated to go now
     Don't usually see her getting this friendly outside of her gen
     c'mooooooon lol
[11:19] Awayuki
    Fine.
[11:20] Awayuki
    Then I'll trust you that she's acting decent...
[11:24] Awayuki
    and go watch Sei-sama's stream!
[11:26] Awayuki
    And... click!
SIGN    Awayuki-kun... are you watching? <3
SIGN    °Caution! This image may be hiding dangerous graphics and video
SIGN    One Moment Please
[11:29] Sei
    All right, let's count down
    Sei-sama's favorite X-rated games.
[11:34] Sei
    The first one is this, Kin'iro Loveriche*.
[11:37] Sei
    You hear "Aaaaaah! Riaaaaa!"
[11:40] Sei
    "Oh! Ohh!"
SIGN    That was something else lol
     Yep, typical Sei
     Can't stop her from loving Ria
     Memories resurfacing...
     That was her first game rec?
     Bwahaha!
     Oh right. That.
[11:45] Awayuki
    Anyway, who should we check out next?
[11:49] Awayuki
    And I told y'all it was gonna
    be typical Sei-sama!
SIGN    You were right
     apologies
     Just one more time!
     Let's forget that happened
     Called it
     Worse than typical lol
     What? You don't wanna see???
     I'm beggin' you!
     Hey, it wasn't that bad
     Just the tip!
    Go back!
    I'm beggin' ya!
[11:54] Awayuki
    Okay, fine. I get it.
[11:57] Awayuki
    I kinda wanted to watch it anyway.
SIGN    Like I said, tsundere!
SIGN    Knew you loved her
SIGN    Birds of a feather
[12:02] Awayuki
    Okay, let's resume!
[12:04] Awayuki
    And... click!
[12:07] Sei
    Sorry. I just remembered my last
    playthrough and got a little emotional.
[12:12] Sei
    Moving on to our next game...
[12:15] Sei
    A little number known as School Days.
[12:16] Sei
    It's known for...
[12:18] Sei/Awayuki
    Die, Makoto!
SIGN    KEEP IT DOWN
     SO LOUD!!!!!
     TOO LOUD
     SHUT UP LOL
     DIE MAKOTO
     HOLY CRAP
     Don't you guys know what time it is?
     DIE MAKOTO
     MAKOTOOOO!
     please don't shout in my ears
     DIE MAKOTO
     KEEP IT DOWN
SIGN    We interrupt your regularly scheduled program...
[12:27] Awayuki
    Next up...
[12:29] Awayuki
    Hey, Hareru-senpai's starting
    a Weiß Schwarz stream!
[12:32] Awayuki
    Let's check it out!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
[12:34] Hareru
    Oh, why me?
[12:37] Hareru
    I've got five level threes in my starting
    hand and can't play anything!
[12:42] Hareru
    Guess I'll have to take a mulligan.
[12:45] Hareru
    Stay calm, girl!
[12:48] Hareru
    Nothing but freaking climax cards?!
[12:51] Hareru
    Who ran my deck through*
    a sort-by-type program?!
[12:56] Hareru
    Whoopsie, banged my widdle hand
    on the desk in my excitement!
[13:00] Hareru
    Harerun says ouchie!
SIGN    AoriAburiKalbi
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru
[13:03] Hareru
    Next up...
[13:04] Hareru
    My hand this time... Yep, not bad!
[13:08] Hareru
    There we are!
[13:09] Hareru
    Hey, this might be a winning layout!
[13:12] Hareru
    Oh, but given the chance
    of an Impenetrable Interval,
[13:15] Hareru
    maybe it's better to aim
    for a side attack trigger...
[13:17] Hareru
    No, I'm sure I'll be fine!
[13:19] Hareru
    Thinking back on the cards I've already seen,
[13:22] Hareru
    there's no way they were
    sitting on a card like that!
[13:25] Hareru
    I can do this!
[13:29] Hareru
    Why do they always have them
    at the worst possible times?!
[13:45] Hareru
    You titty devil!
[13:47] Hareru
    Whoops... Sorry!
[13:49] Hareru
    The bodybuilder who lives upstairs
[13:52] Hareru
    just dropped his precious 3.5-ton barbell,
    and it fell through the floor at me!
[13:56] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai really is an amazing streamer...
[14:01] Hareru
    Shuwacchi's here? Really?
[14:03] Hareru
    Perfect timing!
[14:05] Hareru
    Since I'm worried about more desk damage,
    I'd like to end the stream here,
[14:09] Hareru
    and end things with a Shuwacchi card!
[14:13] Awayuki
    Say what?
SIGN    She in Whom StroZero Dwells, Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Fantasia Bunko
[14:13] Hareru
    She in whom StroZero dwells, Kokorone Awayuki.
SIGN    Isn’t This Another Lovely Night of Light Snowfall?
[14:17] Hareru
    Change!
[14:19] Hareru
    If you pay the cost at the start
    of your climax phase,
[14:22] Hareru
    you can play "Shuwacchi" in this card's place!
SIGN    I'm StroZero's girl. I'd never leave her
    even if you paid me.
SIGN    Shuwacchi
SIGN    For real?
     Betting the cost is StroZero
     Like a form change
     But she's pure in her first form
     How does it feel to be a card?
     Pay the cost to become StroZero's woman
     She gets possessed by StroZero?
     I love Harerun's homemade cards
     Can we share this?
     I want it!!
     She's a Lv. 3 card?
     Congrats on being a card!
     Is this a collab with Mashiron?
     I love that she even made it a hologram card lol
     10,000 power
[14:26] Awayuki
    Did she just make a card out of me?!
[14:30] Awayuki
    She even used some pretty deep-cut
    in-jokes of things I've said on my streams...
[14:41] Awayuki
    Hello?
[14:43] Suzuki
    Good morning, Awayuki-san!
[14:45] Suzuki
    Is now a good time?
[14:47] Awayuki
    Oh, good morning! It's just fine!
[14:51] Suzuki
    Regarding the singing collab, we're dividing
    the recordings into small groups.
[14:55] Suzuki
    Are you free at 3pm this Friday?
[14:59] Awayuki
    Absolutely!
[15:01] Suzuki
    Please arrive at the agency
    one hour in advance.
[15:04] Suzuki
    We'll drive you to the studio from there.
[15:06] Suzuki
    I'll have to head out there ahead of you,
[15:08] Suzuki
    but a member of our staff will drive you there.
[15:12] Hareru
    Hello, Awayuki-chan!
[15:15] Awayuki
    Um... Er...
[15:16] Hareru
    No worries! I'm a member of Live-On's staff!
[15:20] Awayuki
    You... are?
[15:23] Hareru
    I'm also older than you, Awayuki-chan!
[15:29] Hareru
    Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car!
[15:31] Hareru
    I sure wish I could've gotten
    something more impressive for you!
[15:35] Awayuki
    Th-That's fine...
[15:36] Hareru
    Like a tanker truck, maybe!
[15:38] Awayuki
    That's not the kind of impressive
    I was thinking!
[15:42] Hareru
    I've had police officers stop me because
    they think I don't really have a license.
[15:49] Hareru
    I guess I have a rather childish face!
[15:51] Awayuki
    R-Right...
[15:53] Hareru
    I've thought before about having
    a huge, blown-up copy of my license
[15:57] Hareru
    printed out and pasted to the side of my car...
SIGN    Name:
     Likes: Inventing / Vacations / Nudes / Solo Travel
     Dislikes: Staying at home / Discrimination / Common sense
    She Who Shines like the Sun
    Intelligence - Confidence - Artistry
     Popularity
[16:01] Hareru
    But I figured I couldn't pull it off.
[16:02] Awayuki
    A driver's license itasha?!
[16:04] Awayuki
    Wouldn't you be broadcasting
    your personal info to the world?!
[16:07] Hareru
    Also, I've had my license for a while,
    so I don't need the beginner sticker anymore...
[16:12] Hareru
    But if I take it off,
    they'll ask for my license even more,
[16:14] Hareru
    so I got desperate and made
    an itasha of just the beginner sticker!
[16:19] Awayuki
    Y-You seriously created that madness?!
[16:23] Hareru
    It actually looked cooler than you'd expect.
SIGN    not this car being SO COMMITTED
    to the new driver bit... lmaooo
[16:26] Hareru
    In fact, I got a lot of attention when I drove it,
[16:30] Hareru
    but I started to get self-conscious
[16:32] Hareru
    about committing to the new driver bit
    when I'm not a new driver,
[16:35] Hareru
    so I stopped doing it.
[16:37] Awayuki
    Not only did you like it,
    you actually drove it?!
[16:40] Awayuki
    Wh-Who is this person?
[16:43] Awayuki
    Does Live-On really have someone
    on their staff this off-kilter?
[16:47] Awayuki
    This is... Live-On...
[16:56] Nekoma
    Heya, heya!
[16:58] Hareru
    Oh, Nekoma! You're still here?
[17:00] Nekoma
    Yeah! I figured that as long as I'm here,
    I should hear everyone else's recordings.
[17:06] Nekoma
    But I've got plans after this,
    so I'd better head home.
[17:09] Hareru
    I see, I see!
[17:10] Nekoma
    So this is the famous...
[17:12] Hareru
    Yes, the Do Brando of Live-On,
[17:15] Hareru
    Awayuki-chan!
[17:17] Nekoma
    "Look at me, swilling it down!"
[17:19] Awayuki
    I am not D°o!
[17:21] Nekoma
    Oh, excuse me!
[17:23] Nekoma
    Starting again...
[17:24] Nekoma
    Nya-nyan!
[17:25] Nekoma
    I'm Hirune Nekoma!
[17:28] Awayuki
    It's nice to meet you. I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[17:31] Nekoma
    Mashiro-chan and Hikari-chan
    just finished their recording!
[17:35] Awayuki
    Oh, really?
[17:37] Nekoma
    S'long!
[17:39] Hikari
    Great work! I was so nervous!
[17:42] Mashiro
    Great work. You looked like you were
    singing your heart out, though.
[17:45] Mashiro
    Were you really nervous?
[17:47] Hikari
    I really was!
[17:48] Hikari
    You seemed to have
    a really easy time of it, though!
[17:51] Mashiro
    I'm relieved that it came off that way.
[17:54] Mashiro
    Oh? It's Awa-chan.
[17:58] Mashiro
    Good to see you.
[17:59] Awayuki
    G-Good to see you...
[18:01] Hikari
    Hey, it's IRL Awayuki-chan!
[18:04] Mashiro
    What's wrong, Awa-chan? Why so nervous?
[18:08] Awayuki
    Oh... I just never know
    how to approach these
[18:11] Awayuki
    "meeting you for the first
    time again" situations.
[18:14] Mashiro
    Oh, that's fair.
[18:16] Mashiro
    Since we're meeting IRL
    for the first time,
[18:18] Mashiro
    maybe we should have proper introductions?
[18:21] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro.
[18:23] Hikari
    Matsuriya Hikari!
[18:25] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[18:33] Hikari
    It feels weird to introduce ourselves
    when we know each other so well already!
[18:38] Mashiro
    I'd love to talk longer, but I don't want
    to keep the staff waiting.
[18:42] Mashiro
    Go on, Awa-chan.
[18:43] Awayuki
    Right.
[18:44] Hikari
    Let's have a third-genner meetup sometime!
[18:47] Awayuki
    Sure! See you later!
[18:53] Awayuki
    They got a popular up-and-coming*
    anisong writer to write it.
[18:58] Awayuki
    Live-On really went all-out for this...
[19:01] Sound Director
    Awayuki-san, please sing the part
    just before the first chorus.
[19:05] Sound Director
    Can you give it the "pure" treatment?
[19:08] Awayuki
    Y-Yes!
SIGN    Recording
SIGN    Recording
[19:12] Awayuki
    Finally finished!
[19:15] Suzuki
    Okay, time for your next session!
[19:18] Awayuki
    Huh, it wasn't finished
    with the first session?
[19:21] Suzuki
    Shuwa-chan needs to record next!
[19:23] Awayuki
    I'm recording two parts by myself?!
[19:26] Awayuki
    B-But what about the booze?
[19:29] Awayuki
    I'd be pretty nervous about
    drinking in a place like this...
[19:33] Hareru
    No need for that!
[19:37] Awayuki
    I-It's her...
[19:38] Awayuki
    What's a member of the staff
    doing standing in front of the mic?
[19:41] Awayuki
    She said she was a member of Live-On's staff.
[19:45] Awayuki
    But...
[19:46] Awayuki
    she never said she was just a member of staff.
[19:49] Awayuki
    In other words, she could be
    a part of Live-On's staff...
[19:52] Awayuki
    and also a VTuber herself.
[19:56] Awayuki
    The only streamer with
    a history like that is...
[20:01] (Flashback) Hareru
    Sorry it had to be a regular kei-car!
[20:02] Hareru
    I sure wish I could've gotten
    something more impressive for you!
[20:04] (Flashback) Hareru
    I've thought before about having
    a huge blown-up copy of my license
[20:06] (Flashback) Hareru
    printed out and pasted to the side of my car...
[20:07] Hareru
    But if I take it off,
    they'll ask for my license even more,
[20:10] Hareru
    so I got desperate and made
    an itasha of just the beginner sticker!
[20:23] Hareru
    Ha, ha, ha!
[20:25] Hareru
    Finally caught on, did you, Awacchi?
[20:27] Hareru
    I am the sun in all your hearts,
    Asagiri Hareru!
[20:33] Awayuki
    Which means... I was alone
    in a car with Hareru-senpai?!
[20:38] Awayuki
    We were on a driving date?!
[20:40] Awayuki
    And now we're gonna record together?
[20:43] Hareru
    That's right!
[20:45] Awayuki
    Feels so good!
[20:50] Hareru
    We meet at last, Shuwacchi!
[20:54] Suzuki
    You're having fun, eh?
[20:55] Hareru
    Of course I am, Suzu-king!
[20:58] Hareru
    I've really been looking forward
    to recording with Shuwacchi!
[21:02] Awayuki
    Wait a minute.
[21:03] Awayuki
    From a broader perspective, all utterances
    come from vibrations of the throat...
[21:07] Awayuki
    Which means singing and gasping
    in ecstasy are like the same thing?
[21:10] Awayuki
    Does that mean Hareru-senpai and I
    are basically gonna have ?
[21:14] Hareru*
    There's that trademark Shuwacchi
    "basically the same" logic!
[21:17] Hareru
    C'mon, Shuwacchi, let's get recording!
[21:21] Shuwa
    Looking forward to it!
SIGN    Premieres in 30 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Premieres in 29 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Premieres in 28 seconds Notify me
SIGN    Live Start
SIGN    people are waiting
SIGN    Waiting breathlessly to watch live
     Will Shuwa-chan sing too?
     so excited
     It's supposed to be all eight
     can't wait!
     SO HERE FOR THIS
     Got my bathroom business done
     Get hype for Live-On!
[23:09] Awayuki
    Dang, that's good!
SIGN    Let's watch the PV!
[23:11] Awayuki
    Seeing the premiere of the Live Start video
    makes the StroZero taste all the sweeter!
[23:16] Awayuki
    Boy, it's great! It's just so great!
SIGN    Let's watch the PV!
[23:21] Awayuki
    And on top of all that, I've got a really,
    really, really important announcement!
[23:26] Awayuki
    Here it comes...
SIGN    Important Announcement!!
[23:30] Awayuki
    Ta-dah!
SIGN    4th Generation Coming Soon
[23:31] Awayuki
    I'm gonna be a senpai!
[23:37] Alice
    Awayuki-dono...
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E5 - Episode 5

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SIGN    4th Generation Reveal
[00:00] Awayuki
    At last, it's time to reveal
     the fourth generation of Live-On.
[00:03] Awayuki
    In other words...
SIGN    My kohais are debuting!
SIGN    Can't wait
     Awa-chan doesn't know them yet either?
     She's not drinking today?
     Thought it'd be a Shuwa-chan stream
     4th gen, huh? Since it's Live-On,
    probably a bunch of freaks lol
     Love that we can watch the reveal together
     Three of em huh?
     purity mode
    Huh? Not drinking? u ok?
    Guess she's taking this one seriously lmao
     good evening!
[00:05] Awayuki
    It's finally my senpai debut!
[00:08] Awayuki
    I don't know anything about
    our fourth-genners yet,
[00:12] Awayuki
    so I'm looking forward to meeting them!
[00:14] Awayuki
    I don't care if they're troublemakers...
[00:16] Awayuki
    as long as they're charming girls
    who'll look up to me!
[00:20] Awayuki
    I wonder what they'll be like!
[00:24] Awayuki
    Oh, the stream's started!
[00:29] Alice
    I-It is my pleasure to meet you all!
[00:31] Alice
    I am Soma Alice!
[00:33] Alice
    I spend my days studying for my college degree,
[00:36] Alice
    while performing
    in an idol group called Phalanx!
[00:40] Awayuki
    Ah, the comments are quite impressed already!
SIGN    A triple threat?!
     Good luck!
     Wonder what kind of idol she is based on the costume
     Pretty cool
     Love her!
     Kind of a militaristic costume
SIGN    She's pretty
     Good luck!
    
    
    
    
    SO CUTE
    Alice-chan?!
    Love how she talks
[00:43] Awayuki
    She seems like the classic idol protagonist.
[00:46] Alice
    There's also one thing I would like
    to use this opportunity to say...
[00:51] Alice
    Kokorone Awayuki-dono!
[00:54] Alice
    Will you accept me as your woman?!
[01:03] Awayuki
    Huh?
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:35] Alice
    Finding myself in a life of endless boredom,
[02:39] Alice
    I began performing as an idol
    in an attempt to find purpose in life.
[02:43] Alice
    And yet, I still longed for something
    greater to give me true satisfaction!
[02:49] Alice
    Just then,
[02:50] Alice
    I happened to catch sight of an online article
    about your legendary accidental stream!
SIGN    Virtual Streamer Kokorone Awayuki-San Skyrockets in
    Popularity after Accidentally Revealing Hidden Side on Stream
[02:55] Alice
    The impact of that stream... It was my
    baptism into the world of the VTuber!
[03:00] Alice
    The best way I can think of to describe it...
[03:03] Alice
    Yes, it was love at first sight!
[03:06] Awayuki
    U-Um... Yes, I see.
[03:09] Awayuki
    I'm still attempting to process all this,
     but one thing seems quite clear...
[03:14] Awayuki
    This girl's got serious Live-On brain!
SIGN    What in the world...
     you're kidding lololol
     Fell in love with the way she forgot to log off, got sloshed on StroZero,
    sexually harassed her same-sex VTubers, passed out drunk,
    then woke up and barfed her brains out sure makes sense
     What in the heck does that mean?!
    Guess there's some unexplained things left in this world
     Are you the one who's been posting timestamps of everything?
[03:18] Alice
    Boldly forging your own path,
[03:20] Alice
    then turning to see that you had
    amassed tremendous popularity...
[03:24] Alice
    Truly, this was the phenomenon
    for which my heart thirsted!
[03:28] Alice
    Ever since then, I have watched each and every
    one of your livestreams and archives alike!
[03:33] Alice
    I even recorded everything
    you said and when...
SIGN    So beautiful Thank you, I love you awa-chan <3 <3
    
    For my own ref:
    00:01:03 Stream starts
    00:03:18 Goodbyes (purity up to here)
    01:09:45 Forgets to log off
    01:12:15 Hikari-chan stream
    01:15:22 Gonna be your °°°°°!
    01:23:56 G°°ning
[03:37] Alice
    The act filled me with unspeakable ecstasy!
SIGN    Allow me to once again thank the pure
     Kokorone Awayuki-dono for her moans of fitness
[03:41] Alice
    Naturally, I sent as many maxed-out
     super chats as I could!
SIGN    Super chat super-donor
    Dedicated archivist
     Sudden marriage proposal
[03:46] Awayuki
    This is too much!
[03:47] Awayuki
    I know I said I hoped they looked up
    to me, but I didn't mean this!
SIGN    Why'd they put this girl first?
     roflcopter fleet deployed for Awa-chan's fangirl
     I'm Japanese living in Japan and I have no idea what this girl is saying
     Maxing donations as a student lol
     These are the acts of a drunkard, you know
     This escalated quickly
     Whoa, she's crazy! This girl is playing 4D chess,
    and we're already obsessed with her
     I'm stanning already
     She's MEMORIZING lines?!
     Glad you get such a nice fan!
     Go on, Awayuki, take responsibility for making her like this (grin)
     Don't you have other things to study for?
[03:53] Alice
    Hoping to be closer to you,
    I applied to join Live-On's fourth generation,
[03:59] Alice
    and thus I stand before you now!
[04:02] Alice
    I couldn't be more delighted to be standing
    on the same stage as someone I admire so!
[04:07] Awayuki
    W-Well... If we get loose
    with our interpretations,
[04:10] Awayuki
    she's still a cute kohai who looks up to me...
[04:12] Awayuki
    I'll welcome her with a mind
    as open as the vastness of space.
[04:16] Alice
    This concludes all I truly wished to say.
[04:19] Alice
    If anyone has any questions,
    I'd be delighted to answer them!
SIGN    How did you get hired?
    What did you talk about in your interview?
SIGN    Please accept our heartfelt gratitude for choosing our company out of the many
    options to apply to, and for taking the time to submit a resume and application.
    
    However, after much deliberation, we must regretfully inform you
    that we are not in a position to be hiring you as a streamer at this time.
[04:24] Alice
    Well, the truth of the matter is that I was
    rejected in the initial application phase.
SIGN    Huh?
[04:28] Awayuki
    Huh? Really?
SIGN    What's going on here?
[04:30] Awayuki
    Then how...
SIGN    Essay
[04:31] Alice
    But I refused to take no for an answer
[04:34] Alice
    and continued submitting essay after essay
    about the brilliance of Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    Reje
SIGN    cted
SIGN    Essay
SIGN    Essay
[04:40] Awayuki
    Hang on! Writing essays about me
    for your application is kinda weird!
[04:44] Alice
    On my fifth attempt,
    I made it to the interview,
SIGN    Awayuki Brain
    Always thinking about StroZero and girls
SIGN    Awayuki Ear
    Can hear the opening of a StroZero can
    from any distance
SIGN    Awayuki Stomach
    Can hold up to six StroZeros
SIGN    Awayuki Heart
    Not particularly resilient
[04:47] Alice
    and when I spoke there of my
    unbridled love for Awayuki-dono,
[04:50] Alice
    they recruited me at once!
[04:52] Awayuki
    But you failed all those times before
    because you didn't talk about yourself!
[04:56] Alice
    Oh, Awayuki-dono! You are my savior!
[05:00] Awayuki
    This girl's got a mind of steel!
[05:04] Awayuki
    Calm down, Awayuki.
[05:06] Awayuki
    You said you'd welcome her with an open mind.
SIGN    Can't hold it back anymore but let it goooo
     We have entered the final stage of Awayuki fundamentalism
     Mind of steel warrior
     The absolute madlads at Live-On
    hiring this nutjob... more please
     pls don't stop
     And here I thought we'd
    gotten a sweet little idol girl
     is there such a thing as tone-deaf
    but with ambition?
     She's so cheerful yet terrifying
     Yandere get?
     She definitely seems to be convincing herself
     Maybe change your name to Salome?
     Let's accept her as one of us
     Definitely seems to be the possessive stalker yandere type
[05:09] Awayuki
    You've got an adorable kohai showing you love!
[05:13] Awayuki
    Nothing could be better, right?!
[05:15] Awayuki
    Yes!
SIGN    You're not gonna "nice boat" Awa-chan, are you?
[05:18] Alice
    How dare you!
[05:20] Alice
    I want nothing more than
    to see Awayuki-dono happy.
[05:23] Alice
    No true fan would ever get in their idol's
    way by forcing their affections on them!
[05:29] Awayuki
    Alice-chan?
SIGN    Wrapping all the way back around to being decent maybe Ideal fan Isn't that nice lol For her happiness... Aha, I see That's how a stan should be A little pushy but pretty earnest? You can see how we'd get confused Turbo-weight class moralist fan Not a yandere then?
[05:31] Awayuki
    See? I knew she was a good girl!
SIGN    If you could get one thing from
    Awa-chan, what would it be?
[05:36] Alice
    Get one thing?
[05:39] Alice
    If I could say one thing I know
    I'd never get, it would be...
[05:43] Alice
    Her uvula, I suppose.
SIGN    why lmao
     WHAT??
     That was so unexpected I'm lmao
     UVULA
     ah
     LOLOLOLOL
     Uvu... wut?
    The way she sounded embarrassed kinda got to me
     I'm sure Shuwa-chan would give it to you!
     what kind of request is
     um
     Uvula???
     she already knew
     Who wants something like that
    
SIGN    Why her uvula?
[05:47] Alice
    Even if it's a part of her throat,
    it's still a beautiful dck!
SIGN    It's the d°ck of the throat
[05:51] Alice
    If I could put it inside me,
    it would basically be like having !
SIGN    Is it a comet? No, it can't be...
    
    
    because comets move like "zoom"...
SIGN    That broke me
SIGN    Power of imagination
     Tearing off d°cks... we R°°lm of the S°ns°s now.
     I guess it makes sense in her head
     Isn't it better if it's still attached
     THIS IS NOT GOOD
     Was Live-On the real bullfight of love all along?
     DO NOT USE THOSE WORDS IN THE SAME SENTENCE!
    Girls DO have one!!
     What is she talking about?
     Treat it nicely!
[06:00] Alice*
    Thank you so much for hearing me out!
[06:03] Alice
    I'd also like to end my stream
    with a lemon-flavored StroZero!
[06:07] Alice
    Cheers!
[06:11] Alice
    Feesh sho good!
[06:16] Eirai
    Hey-ho, all! And how are we feeling?
[06:22] Awayuki
    Oh, crud!
[06:23] Awayuki
    I was so bowled over by Alice-chan's
    introduction that I spaced out.
[06:27] Eirai
    What a pleasure to meet you!
[06:28] Eirai
    I'm Sonokaze Eirai,
    the elven director of Eirai Zoo!
[06:34] Awayuki
    I see. An elf who runs a zoo?
[06:38] Eirai
    I became a VTuber to teach you all the joy
    of learning about different kinds of animals!
[06:46] Awayuki
    She seems quite normal at the moment.
[06:49] Awayuki
    She might even fit orthodox
    definitions of cuteness...
[06:53] Eirai
    Now, I'd love to share
    some fun facts about animals!
SIGN    I'm debuting my kohais!
SIGN    So cute!
     They like acorns?
     You think she casts healing spells with that staff?
     An elf with big boobs!
     This is a real 180 into calmsville
     Seems normal for now
     She's got an unusual BG too
[07:00] Awayuki
    Ah, so it's not just her character!
    She really knows a lot about them!
[07:04] Eirai
    This is the gorilla, as I'm sure you all know!
[07:07] Eirai
    Most people think of gorillas
    as loving bananas,
SIGN    Gorilla Habitats
SIGN    Wild Banana Habitats
[07:11] Eirai
    but they don't often eat bananas in the wild!
[07:14] Eirai
    The gorilla's love of bananas
    is actually a big ol' stereotype!
SIGN    Live-On
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:19] Awayuki
    That's so educational!
[07:21] Awayuki
    Having an ordinary person for
    the second debut strikes a good balance!
[07:25] Awayuki
    Very impressive, Live-On!
[07:27] Eirai
    You'll also want to be careful,
[07:31] Eirai
    because gorillas are known
    to throw their poop at people!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:34] Awayuki
    Huh? Poop?
[07:36] Eirai
    This is all far beyond me, of course,
[07:38] Eirai
    but they're quite beloved
    by those highly advanced perverts
[07:42] Eirai
    who enjoy sct play and bestiality!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:46] Awayuki
    Sct?
SIGN    did she say sc°t
     uh?
     BWAHAHAHA
     That is not what I was expecting her to say
     Total 180
     I-It's not over! There's no rule that says an orthodox mommy type can't say poop!
     She really shouldn't be using those naughty words
     So it's come to this, Live-On
     I've written down that Eirai-chan will say these things
     The second streamer here is also not normal
     It's all good if it's scientific
[07:48] Eirai
    Actually, the peis of the gorilla
    is three centimeters long...
[07:51] Eirai
    And they have a baculum—a bone
    in their pe°is that Homo sapiens lacks!
SIGN    Ordinary
[07:58] Awayuki
    A peis bone?!
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    The way she smiled when she talked about throwing poop lol psst psst... Heyyyy A boner bone?!??
    She's a freak walking around in a normal person's skin Why does she know this much about fetishes...
    At this point I think this is a requirement for Live-On's hiring I-I get hard enough it feels like there's a bone...
    whoops never mind THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 3CM The fact that she smiles is the darkest part of this
    My grandpa told me that even if you're small, always stand tall Can we please not talk about skin right now?
    Apparently homo sapiens is rare in primates for NOT having a baculum this lady is crazy holy crap
SIGN    Freak Show
SIGN    Please Subscribe
[08:01] Eirai
    Well, that's enough gorilla facts for one day!
[08:06] Eirai
    I'll be sharing lots more
    animal facts in the future!
SIGN    Nice work! See you! These new recruits are going hard already Curious to watch her stream that was NOT normal The content is so far from her appearance and voice My expectations in tatters I guess she's more "weirdo"? I liked the time spent on gorillas more than the time spent on you lol I feel like she's got an even darker side in there I see
[08:09] Eirai
    Be seeing you soon!
[08:12] Awayuki
    Goodbye, ordinary person...
[08:15] Awayuki
    Live-On's turning into a zoo for weirdos!
[08:18] Awayuki
    The third one's gonna be a freak too, I'll bet!
[08:21] Awayuki
    Wait... Huh?
[08:24] Awayuki
    She's not talking.
[08:26] Awayuki
    Equipment trouble, maybe?
[08:28] Kaeru
    Um... I'm pleased to meet you.
[08:32] Kaeru
    I'm Yamatani Kaeru.
[08:34] Awayuki
    Well, her equipment seems to be working...
[08:37] Awayuki
    Is she just that nervous?
[08:40] Kaeru
    There's something I need to lead off with.
[08:43] Awayuki
    "Lead off with"?
[08:46] Kaeru
    I may look like an adult on the outside...
[08:48] Kaeru
    But I'm actually a baby.
[08:51] Kaeru
    So please, take care of me!
[08:53] Kaeru
    Baby me!
[08:55] Kaeru
    Spoil me!
[08:57] Kaeru
    This is the reason I became a VTuber.
SIGN    lol Adult on the outside! Child on the inside! Some say Kaeru's brakes are broken. I say she never had any... Yep, pure terror Well, at least we know now... fourth gen has zero purity wtf live-on This is something else you guys... Forget purity, we don't have anyone normal at all EVERY TIME Why did she admit it so openly
[09:01] Kaeru
    I want you all to be my mommy.
SIGN    Her avatar and voice are both adult
     Baby supplies
     Ah I see I get it now
     I'd love to watch the behind the scenes on these hiring decisions...
     Are you really going there now, Live-On?
     Don't get it now lolol
     I've heard of big families but not like THAT
     Guess it takes all types huh
     not okay
[09:04] Kaeru
    Be sweet with me and let me
    play the baby until I die.
[09:08] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby.
[09:10] Kaeru
    I realize that my body
    looks like that of an adult,
[09:13] Kaeru
    but I'm sure that my mental age
    is that of an infant.
[09:16] Kaeru
    As proof, when I got home yesterday,
    I holed up in bed and played Pronne all day.
[09:21] Awayuki**
    She's a freak... She's too freaky!
SIGN    I am still really off-balance about this That's... an argument Were you once a great detective, by chance? THEN WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE THAT LOL Because I am a baby! (determined) How is that proof?? lol That's the opposite of the great detective Pfft! If you're gonna call yourself a baby, you gotta do better than that! Graaah! You're not in a diaper though Guess we've got a full-time baby player I played Pronne all day yesterday too My sin is too great
[09:24] Awayuki**
    I feel the darkness of our modern day...
[09:27] Kaeru
    No need to worry.
[09:29] Kaeru
    I'm definitely wearing a diaper underneath.
[09:31] Kaeru
    I can also suck on a pacifier, as you can see.
[09:34] Kaeru
    Naturally. Because I am a baby.
[09:37] Awayuki
    Why is she so confident about it?!
[09:39] Kaeru
    I hope this is sufficient evidence
    for you to believe that I am a baby.
[09:45] Kaeru
    I am now recruiting people
    to baby and dote on me.
SIGN    I'm taking applicants to be my mommy.
SIGN    Subscribe to my channel!
    Please be my mommy!
[09:49] Kaeru
    I implore all my mommy listeners
    to please watch my streams.
SIGN    If you're really a baby, cry like one
[09:54] Kaeru
    Very well.
[09:55] Kaeru
    Ahem...
SIGN    My kohais are debuting!
SIGN    stunned
     Might be okay?
     I don't know what to do with this
     Please, please
     My mind is blank lolol
     (crickets)
     That avatar with a pacifier is cringe
     This lady's a total freak
     what in the WORLD
     She's certainly committed
     hey lolol
     We underestimated her!
SIGN    Your mommy's here! I bought you a resume to fill out!
SIGN    YOUR MOMMY'S HERE.
     I BOUGHT YOU A RESUME TO FILL OUT.
[10:09] Kaeru
    R-Resume? Working?!
[10:14] Kaeru
    Please, anything but working!
    Anything but that!
[10:15] Awayuki
    What's with that reaction?!
[10:17] Awayuki
    Is she as traumatized by working as I was?!
SIGN    Memories of Past Life
    Returning
[10:20] Kaeru
    Please, anything but that!
SIGN    4th Generation Reveal
SIGN    Thanks for tuning in!
[10:26] Awayuki
    What in the world brought her to this point?
[10:30] Awayuki
    Ticka, ticka, ticka, ticka... boom!
[10:33] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan here!
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
[10:35] Awayuki
    Let's introduce our crazy friend for today!
SIGN    It's Mashiron!
     Shuwa-Shuwa Mashi-Mashi F°p-F°p
     Hope the puppy's doing okay...
     Evening all!
     don't g°°n now lolol
     PSSHT
     Shuwa-chan today?!
     Energized despite the late hour
     She's still in school
     Huh? Surely no children are watching this stream, so why do they know about modern kids' songs?
     What's wrong with a child watching Shuwa-chan? I'm a child!
     It's a trap!
     Well, Live-On did recently hire a baby, so this is now a gifted child channel
     Kids these days are amazing, drinking StroZero and everything
[10:38] Mashiro
    Hello.
[10:39] Mashiro
    Reporting from behind a thousand-yard stare
    after having my childhood memories defiled,
[10:42] Mashiro
    this is Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron.
[10:45] Mashiro
    I also think I'm not too crazy,
    relatively speaking.
[10:48] Awayuki
    Don't be so humble!
[10:50] Mashiro
    I'm not.
[10:50] Awayuki
    Well, I'm gonna start doing collabs
    with my kohais pretty soon, but...
[10:55] Awayuki
    It's looking like a boss rush right now,
[10:58] Awayuki
    so I'm gonna recover my strength
    by talking to my beloved Mashiron!
[11:03] Mashiro
    What am I, a save point?
[11:05] Awayuki
    So, after we respond to some Marshmallows,
    I've got a totally crazy segment in mind!
[11:11] Mashiro
    Wait, was "crazy" supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
[11:16] Mashiro
    "I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in."
SIGN    Nuts
SIGN    Nuts
[11:21] Mashiro
    "One. Buy energy drink and StroZero."
[11:24] Mashiro
    "Two. Mix StroZero and energy drink."
[11:27] Mashiro
    "Three. Enjoy!"
SIGN    I tried drinking it this way I saw online
    and it was totally nuts, so I'm reporting in
     1. Buy energy drink and StroZero
     2. Mix StroZero and energy drink
     3. Enjoy!
[11:31] Awayuki
    The truth is, I actually tried
    this yesterday and got wasted!
SIGN    Shuwa-chan has undergone special training.
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[11:34] Mashiro
    Oh? What did you think?
[11:37] Awayuki
    Nuttastic violence! It gives you wings!
[11:41] Mashiro
    I've never heard that word before,
    but I can tell it's extremely dangerous.
SIGN    What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
    I hope you two can hook up soon.
[11:46] Mashiro
    "What do you honestly think of Alice-chan?
    I hope you two can hook up soon."
[11:53] Mashiro
    Oh, the Shuwa-chan cultist?
[11:56] Mashiro
    She really exploded off
    the launchpad, didn't she?
[11:59] Awayuki
    She's nuttastic violence!
[12:01] Mashiro
    Could you not compare
    our kohai to that devil's brew?
[12:05] Awayuki
    But she's a threat to my chastity!
[12:08] Awayuki
    Shuwa-chan's fwightened!
SIGN    You're one to talk
SIGN    This, from you? Really?
SIGN    Hypocrite vibes
SIGN    Don't play the sweet act
[12:11] Mashiro
    I think most streamers, including me,
    have felt the same way about you, Shuwa-chan.
SIGN    People You Scare
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
SIGN    Maybe??
[12:17] Mashiro
    Oh, speaking of...
[12:19] Mashiro
    That girl seems to view me
    as competition for your affections.
[12:23] Awayuki
    What? Really?
[12:24] Mashiro
    She called me her "rival in love" on a stream.
SIGN    Depose Mashiro-dono!
[12:27] Awayuki
    For real?!
[12:30] Awayuki
    Can I get the scenario where that makes
    you start to pursue me out of jealousy?
[12:35] Mashiro
    Like a fetish club scenario?
SIGN    Role-Play Script Request Form
SIGN    Script Category
SIGN    Please choose
SIGN    Script Title
SIGN    Script Text
[12:37] Awayuki
    Nice work picking that one up!
    Typical Mashiron!
[12:40] Awayuki
    Well, wanna put the Marshmallows
    aside and get to my segment?!
[12:44] Mashiro
    What are we doing now?
[12:46] Awayuki
    You know how we streamers are lucky enough
    to have people drawing art of us all the time?
SIGN    This is Kokorone Awayuki from Live-On 3rd Gen!
    I'm coming to meet you when the light snow falls...
     Let's get streamin'!
     Fan art: #AwaArt #ShuwaArt
    Stream tag: #WhenLightSnowFalls
[12:52] Mashiro
    True. I'm an illustrator myself,
    so I know quite a bit about them.
[12:56] Awayuki
    So you know there's quite a lot of NSFW
    drawings of us out there too, right?
SIGN    She got drunk and lost her inhibitions
SIGN    Content warning: Nudity
[13:02] Mashiro
    Yes, of course.
[13:03] Awayuki
    So my segment is: introducing
    NSFW drawings of Awayuki!
[13:09] Mashiro
    Is this a new form of exhibitionism?
[13:11] Awayuki
    I'll censor the naughty bits, of course!
[13:16] Mashiro
    I can already tell this stream
    will be exhausting.
[13:18] Awayuki
    All right, here's our first one!
SIGN    A true master, turned on even by herself
[13:22] Awayuki
    Ah, a truly gntastic gntissue receptacle.
SIGN    What in the world is she showing us...
     JUST A CUTE LI'L DOGGIE (SHOUTING)
     Brilliant, g°°n then put it in the tissue box
     Did she just say g°°ntissue receptacle lolol
     ah!
[13:26] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan, please don't say things
    that are going to catch on.
[13:29] Mashiro
    And please don't gn to your own lewd pics.
[13:31] Awayuki**
    As a professional illustrator,
    what do you think of this one?
[13:35] Mashiro
    I like the expression.
[13:37] Mashiro
    I like how she's a little embarrassed
    while also brimming with hope and curiosity.
[13:42] Mashiro
    The StroZero aside...
[13:44] Awayuki
    The StroZero is what makes it good!
[13:47] Awayuki
    C'mon, Mashiron! Join the bkkke party!
[13:50] Mashiro
    No, thanks. I'd prefer to remain human.
[13:53] Awayuki
    Just what do you think I am, Mashiron?
[13:57] Awayuki
    Well, no matter. Moving on to the next pic!
[14:01] Mashiro
    What?
[14:02] Mashiro
    Wait, is this one by Kanzarin-sensei?
[14:05] Awayuki
    Oh, you know her, Mashiron?
[14:07] Mashiro
    Of course I do! And what was she thinking?!
[14:11] Awayuki
    Wow, I've never seen Mashiron so excited!
[14:14] Awayuki
    Feeling appropriately honored to be drawn
    by someone so famous! Now, let's move on!
[14:22] Awayuki
    A masterpiece! This one'll get the
    Nobel Prize for Lewdness, no prob!
[14:26] Mashiro
    Apologize to the Nobel Committee.
[14:28] Mashiro
    Still, I feel a little flustered at seeing
    so much high-quality art.
[14:35] Awayuki
    Beautiful Art Power plus Ero Power
    plus a triple rotation equals...
[14:40] Awayuki
    1.2 million power!
[14:42] Mashiro
    Enough Shuwa randomness, please.
[14:44] Awayuki
    Let's move on to the final illustration!
[14:47] Awayuki
    Its hotness far surpasses all previous works!
[14:50] Mashiro
    That sounds like bad news to me.
[14:53] Awayuki
    Well, go on and take it!
[14:55] Mashiro
    W-Wait!
[14:58] Mashiro
    Huh?
[14:59] Awayuki
    Actually, this art is so gosh-darn pornographic
    that it'd get me ban-hammered in seconds,
[15:03] Awayuki
    so I'm hiding it with myself!
[15:05] Mashiro
    I think you just wanted to do that.
[15:07] Mashiro
    And don't use your own body as a censor bar!
[15:11] Mashiro
    Well, I'm glad you didn't fill your screen
[15:13] Mashiro
    with an illustration extreme
    enough to get you banned.
[15:16] Awayuki
    I really am very sorry to have
    abused this body you gave me.
[15:21] Mashiro
    I guess I do understand, though.
SIGN    If you enjoyed the stream, feel free to like and subscribe!
     Collab partner -> Irodori Mashiro
    Special thanks to:
     Karei-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Kanzarin-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Hamashima Shigeo-sensei For more info about the art, click here
    Shiokonbu-sensei For more info about the art, click here
[15:24] Awayuki
    If you want to learn more about the art,
    check out the links in the dooblydoo!
[15:32] Awayuki
    That was fun!
[15:36] Awayuki
    Manager Suzuki?
[15:38] Awayuki
    Yes? Hello?
[15:40] Suzuki
    Great work on your stream!
[15:42] Suzuki
    Can you talk right now, Awayuki-san?
[15:44] Awayuki
    Thanks! And I can talk now, yeah.
[15:48] Suzuki
    Well... You see...
[15:51] Awayuki
    Wh-Why are you hesitating?
[15:54] Suzuki
    I'll just give it to you straight.
    Soma Alice-san wants to collab with you.
[15:59] Awayuki
    R-Right...
[16:01] Suzuki
    She's actually been requesting
    collabs for quite some time...
[16:05] Awayuki
    What? Really?!
[16:07] Suzuki
    Yes...
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
[16:08] Suzuki
    Since before she debuted, even...
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    Soma Alice Collab request
SIGN    love_awayukidono@memail.com Collab request
[16:11] Awayuki
    Since before she debuted?!
[16:13] Awayuki
    Huh?
[16:14] Awayuki
    She actually DMed me just now.
SIGN    Soma Alice
[16:18] Suzuki
    She probably wants to request*
    a collab with you directly.
[16:22] Awayuki
    I see! How polite of her.
SIGN    Dear my most beloved StroZero goddess Kokorone
    Awayuki-dono, please forgive the rudeness of this
    abrupt direct message. What might you be doing on this
    beautiful streaming day? Ah, I suppose it is foolish to
    ask that, since you stream every day. As I am constantly
    watching your stream videos on an endless loop, it fills
    me with great pleasure to see your number of videos
    increase each day. Your streams accompany me in
    the morning with refreshing birdsong; in the afternoon
    when the sun is at its zenith; in the evening when
    the crimson of the setting sun shines into my room;
    and at night when I conclude my daily affairs. Your
    streams fill every part of my body, stimulating
    my every cell with joy. I, the humble Soma Alice...
[16:27] Awayuki
    Wh-What the hell... Is this all
    a message inviting me to collab?!
[16:33] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san? Wh-What's the matter?
[16:36] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san? Awayuki-san?!
SIGN    Kohai Attack
[16:42] Awayuki
    Hello. It's a not-so-lovely night
    of light snowfall, isn't it?
[16:46] Alice
    Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
SIGN    I can't believe she agreed to this loooool
[16:51] Awayuki
    Well, as her senpai,
    I couldn't exactly say no.
[16:55] Alice
    Goodness, this truly might be
    the greatest day of my life!
[17:00] Alice
    I'm collabing with Awayuki-dono,
    my own personal goddess!
[17:06] Awayuki
    When did I become a goddess again?
[17:09] Alice
    You're the goddess of StroZero!
[17:12] Alice
    The goddess of dirty jokes!
[17:13] Alice
    The goddess of barfing!
[17:14] Alice
    The goddess of fetishism!
SIGN    She mixed in a lot of folk goddesses there
     I guess that is how mythology happens (not really)
     Proposal: Awa-chan is Zeus. Proof: They both like girls.
     I'm okay with lots of goddesses, but what would the goddess of barfing even be?
     That's the most random proof lol
     Those deities all sound generous with themselves and others
     Ragnarok? Does that mean Live-On was always in a mythological world?
     Doesn't seem plausible for a human world at least
[17:15] Awayuki
    So many goddesses!
[17:17] Awayuki
    I think you've got a Ragnarok
    going on in your head...
[17:20] Awayuki
    Well, that's enough for introductions.
[17:23] Awayuki
    I was thinking I'd let Alice
    handle this segment.
[17:26] Awayuki
    She hasn't told me what
    she has planned yet, though.
[17:29] Awayuki
    Could you please explain, Alice-chan?
[17:33] Awayuki
    Eh? Alice-chan?
[17:35] Alice
    Could you kindly wait one more moment?
[17:37] Alice
    I was recording you saying my name just now!
[17:43] Alice
    Obviously, I'm going to make
    a video clip of it later!
[17:47] Awayuki
    What for?!
[17:49] Alice
    To use it!
[17:51] Awayuki
    To use it for what?!
[17:52] Alice
    To use it for what!
[17:55] Awayuki
    I kind of hate that I understand
    just what she means.
[17:59] Alice
    Well, time to reveal what I have planned!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:02] Alice
    The Fun Times Watch-Together of the
    Legendary Moment When Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:08] Awayuki
    Well, everyone, I'm afraid
    the light snow has ended.
SIGN    Thank You For Watching
[18:13] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls!
[18:15] Alice
    Oh, please, don't end the stream!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
[18:17] Alice
    We've only just started!
[18:19] Awayuki
    Why in the world
[18:20] Awayuki
    do I need to go back
[18:22] Awayuki
    and watch my own cringe phase?!
[18:24] Alice
    In preparation for this moment,
    I spent thirty hours
[18:27] Alice
    analyzing the moment of Shuwa-chan's birth.
[18:31] Alice
    I believe the listeners will find
    the segment quite gratifying!
[18:34] Awayuki
    Alice-chan, perhaps it's time
    for lessons in time management?
[18:40] Alice
    What? What else would I ever spend
    my time on besides you, Awayuki-dono?
[18:45] Awayuki
    Man, that's so sad for so many reasons...
[18:48] Alice
    Obviously, we don't have to
    do it if you don't want to...
[18:53] Awayuki
    I-I wouldn't say that...
[18:57] Awayuki
    R-Right! I made a promise to Sei-sama before.
[19:01] Alice
    That's right!
[19:03] (Flashback) Sei
    Let's see...
[19:04] (Flashback) Sei
    I'd like to see Awa-chan
    rewatch her entire accidental stream.
[19:08] Awayuki
    Sei-sama would be sad
    if I let you do her segment!
SIGN    Fun Times Watch-Together
    The Legendary Moment When
    Shuwa-chan Was Born!
SIGN    N-No...
     Found a good excuse to say no
     I don't mind a little... NTR!
    Oh, she did say that
     Yeah, too bad...
     Successful evasion...
[19:13] Awayuki
    Sei-sama?!
SIGN     I don't mind a little... NTR!
[19:15] Alice
    That's the Sei-sama I know!
SIGN    Yes! Stole her commitment NTR is love This lady is nuts Total reversal That's our Sei-sama, yep
SIGN    Right?
SIGN    Right?
[19:17] Awayuki
    I swear... Everyone in Live-On
    except Shion-senpai is abnormal!
SIGN    I think Sei-sama's the number-one goddess of fetishism
     Theory: Chami-chan doesn't seem normal because she doesn't go outside
     I think Mashiron has a hidden dark side beneath that cool exterior
     Hikari-chan is abnormal in a slightly different way imo
     Such a breezy and comfy workplace
     The newbies are throwing off the balance lol
     This company is too deep
     Harerun is the standard-bearer, after all
SIGN    Normal
SIGN    Normal
SIGN    Abnormal
SIGN    Abnormal
[19:23] Awayuki
    Though I guess that includes me, huh?
[19:26] Alice
    Do you mean...
[19:27] Awayuki
    Never underestimate my broad-mindedness!
[19:30] Awayuki
    I'll watch anything,
    even my own cringe moments!
[19:34] Alice
    Hooray!
[19:37] Alice
    I pulled out some best-of clips
[19:39] Alice
    from your legendary accidental stream
    and the solo streams that followed it!
[19:44] Alice
    Now, let us begin!
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Gulp, gulp, gulp...
SIGN    Whew~
SIGN    Whew~
[19:50] Alice
    That was Shuwa-chan's birth cry!
[19:53] Awayuki
    Not sure if "Whew" counts as a birth cry...
[19:56] Alice
    That moment is like the birth
    of a goddess to me!
SIGN    Whew~
SIGN    Whoo! You gotta love the sound of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:00] Awayuki
    Whoo! You gotta love the sound
    of crackin' open a tall one!
[20:05] Alice
    That's the moment when you
    chugged down a 350ml can,
[20:09] Alice
    only to immediately open up a tall one.
[20:11] Awayuki
    Looking back, my behavior back then
    does seem a bit extreme.
[20:15] Awayuki
    I certainly don't down them that quickly now.
[20:17] Awayuki
    Shit! I'm g**ning out here!
[20:19] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan, I'm your mommy!
[20:21] Awayuki
    But I'm g**ning to your stream!
[20:23] Awayuki
    Someone stop this girl!
[20:27] Alice
    Declaring yourself the mommy of a genmate,
    followed by your impassioned cry of gning...
[20:30] Alice**
    Truly thrilling!
[20:32] Alice
    I hope to apply myself to self-improvement,
    so that you'll g**n to me someday as well!
[20:35] Awayuki
    I've made up my mind!
SIGN    I've made up my mind! I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:37] Awayuki
    I'm gonna marry StroZero!
[20:41] Alice
    That was the birth
    of my ultimate rival in love!
[20:45] Awayuki
    Who takes a canned highball as rival in love?!
[20:51] Awayuki
    Girls who innocently say
    dirty things is my kink, okay?
SIGN    How do you explain saying you were
    g°°ning to Hikari-chan?
[20:54] Awayuki
    It'd be an insult not to r°b one out.
SIGN    VTuber
    Hot
    Takes
SIGN    The
    Horny
    One
SIGN    When attracted to a woman, r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[20:57] Awayuki
    In fact, when attracted to a woman,
    r°bbing one out is the way to go!
[21:03] Awayuki
    Sei-senpai... Shion-senpai...
SIGN    what is happening here lmao
     We hand-drawn anime now?
     WHAT?!
     New team of animators I guess
     What school is this?
     Is it just a new show now?
     Super love confession time
     Is this the part she spent the most time on?
     Alice-chan does what she wants
     It's weird to confess to two people at once
     Please don't let Live-On be mad
     Not practice, the real thing
     The lines are definitely strange
     I would die if a kohai abused me in this way
     Embarrassed Awa-chan is adorable
     Why did she work so hard on this
[21:08] Awayuki
    I've always loved you guys!
[21:10] Awayuki
    Please marry me so we can have sx!*
[21:14] Awayuki
    What is this girl saying?!
[21:17] Awayuki
    I'll kill her...
[21:19] Awayuki
    I've got to kill this girl!
[21:23] Alice
    Such pure, unrestrained words!
[21:27] Alice
    Thank you for being born.
[21:29] Alice
    Thank you for drinking StroZero!
[21:31] Alice
    They're all amazing videos, in my opinion.
[21:34] Alice
    How does it feel to look back on them now?
[21:37] Alice
    Please, Awayuki-dono, tell us how you feel!
SIGN    How do you feel? Hey, how do you feel? Is... she still breathing? It's adorable the way her kohai is accidentally beating her down Go on, tell her I am curious about that Please, tell us! Wonderful words for Awayuki-dono Stop it! Stop it! She's already dead! Wonderful... Really?
[21:42] Awayuki
    I-I'm sure everyone in the audience
    has a cringe moment or two in their past...
[21:51] Awayuki
    But take heart, everyone!
[21:53] Awayuki
    There are people like me in this world who
    act as automated cringe-printing machines—
[21:59] Awayuki
    for whom every second of their lives is cringe!
[22:03] Awayuki
    I will never...
[22:04] Awayuki
    again...
[22:06] Awayuki
    look back at my past!
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E6 - Episode 6

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SIGN    Quiz!
    The Wonders
    of Animals
[00:00] Eirai
    Hey-ho, everyone!
[00:03] Eirai
    I'm the director of the
    Eirai Zoo, Sonokaze Eirai!
[00:07] Eirai
    We've got some wonderful guests
    to play with us at the Eirai Zoo today!
[00:13] Eirai
    I'll be hosting a quiz on some of
    the more wondrous qualities of animals,
SIGN    Will our zookeeper be okay? I think Mommy Shion is the only one who can herd these cats...
     That's... quite a lineup...
     She managed to keep up with Sei-sama before, so she she might be okay?
     I don't think we're going to get a single decent answer from this lineup of freaks...
    It basically is just a zoo where the animals can speak lol
     Big personalities. As big as the ramen bowls at T°nk°ippin
     Is our zookeeper a masochist??
     I love how she shoots people down with a gentle mommy voice
     Looking forward to Director Eirai's efforts here!!
     Whose idea was this?
[00:17] Eirai
    and my senpais will be buzzing in
    to answer my questions!
[00:21] Awayuki
    Leave it to me! With some StroZero
    in me, I've got no blind spots!
[00:25] Nekoma
    I'm hoping my knowledge of
    crappy games helps me out here!
[00:28] Hikari
    I spent all day practicing
    buzzer-mashing for this!
[00:32] Hikari
    Hikari's invincible today!
[00:34] Eirai
    So... None of you thought
    to study up on animals, then?
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:09] Eirai
    All right, let's get to the first question!
[02:12] Eirai
    The wild vervet monkey likes
    a certain treat beloved by humans.
[02:17] Eirai
    What treat is it?!
[02:19] Awayuki
    Something monkeys like, huh?
[02:22] Nekoma
    Starting off with a hard one, huh?
[02:24] Hikari
    I got it!
[02:26] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, buzzing in fast!
[02:28] Hikari
    I thought it might be sweet, sweet cake!
SIGN    Cake
[02:30] Hikari
    They eat it all together as friends!
[02:33] Eirai
    Too bad!
[02:35] Eirai
    But that was a very sweet and charming answer!
[02:38] Hikari
    Aw, I got a compliment!
[02:41] Nekoma
    Me!
[02:41] Nekoma
    That indispensable friend during
    crappy game endurance streams,
SIGN    Energy Drink
[02:44] Nekoma
    the energy drink!
[02:47] Eirai
    I'm afraid monkeys don't do
    crappy game endurance streams!
[02:51] Eirai
    You were quite close, though!
[02:55] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please!
[02:59] Awayuki
    This one's easy.
[03:01] Awayuki
    Every human's favorite treat...
[03:03] Awayuki
    The answer must be...
[03:05] Awayuki
    Booze! StroZero!
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Is that your final answer?! She's really got the dumbo face down lol That's your favorite, not the monkeys'! No idea where she got the idea that all of humanity loves StroZero but okay This turned into a gag game show so quickly You took so long to come up with that?
[03:09] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai is correct!
[03:13] Awayuki
    That was supposed to be a stupid joke...
[03:15] Nekoma
    The whole world's glitching out!
[03:17] Eirai
    The vervet monkeys of the Caribbean Sea
    love alcohol so much,
[03:22] Eirai
    they'll steal it from tourists!
[03:24] Awayuki
    Some day I'll raise a glass
    with the vervet monkeys!
[03:28] Eirai
    Now, the second question!
[03:31] Eirai
    The world's largest millipede,
    the giant African millipede,
[03:35] Eirai
    has a curious way of protecting
    its eggs from predators.
[03:38] Eirai
    What could it be?
[03:40] Awayuki
    Gotcha!
[03:41] Eirai
    Will Shuwa-chan-senpai get two in a row?
[03:44] Awayuki
    I don't have a real answer,
[03:46] Awayuki
    but I totally wanna do ovition roleplay!
[03:50] Eirai
    Just because your last gag didn't land
[03:53] Eirai
    doesn't mean you need to turn the
    whole show into a comedy routine...
[03:57] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, if you please!
[03:59] Hikari
    The mommy millipede stays with
    the eggs to keep them nice and safe?
SIGN    Mommy protects
[04:04] Eirai
    So close!
SIGN    Millipede
SIGN    Centipede
[04:05] Eirai
    It's the centipede that protects her eggs
    until they hatch, not the millipede!
[04:11] Hikari
    Wow, really?
[04:13] Nekoma
    You keep getting really close
    to the right answer, Hikari-chan!
[04:18] Hikari
    Aw, shucks!
[04:20] Eirai
    Well, Nekoma-senpai, it's all up to you!
[04:24] Nekoma
    All I could think of was that a crappy
    millipede B-movie sounds like a ton of fun.
[04:29] Nekoma
    I'm thinking "crap" is a thing
    that would go great with millipedes...
[04:34] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai, what did you just say?
[04:36] Nekoma
    I said crap would go great with millipedes...
[04:42] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai, that's exactly correct!
[04:44] Eirai
    Yes, the answer is crap!
    It's all about the poop!
SIGN    50-70 eggs
[04:49] Eirai
    The giant African millipede
    wraps its eggs in its own poop
[04:53] Eirai
    to make it harder for predators to find them!
[04:56] Awayuki
    Objection! You stretched really hard
    to make that her answer!
[05:00] Eirai
    Did not!
SIGN    The zookeeper's so nice She really keeps things moving along! They'll never get anywhere if she doesn't move them along The magnanimous zookeeper accepts it as a correct answer... Stretching is a skill too! exactly lmao
[05:02] Eirai
    I just can't let you turn this
    whole show into open mic night,
[05:05] Eirai
    so I'm trying to keep things moving along!
[05:09] Eirai
    Now, Shuwa-chan-senpai and
    Nekoma-senpai have one point each!
[05:13] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, try to get on the board!
[05:17] Hikari
    I'll try!
[05:18] Eirai
    Now, the third question!
[05:21] Eirai
    The ocean-dwelling polyclad flatworm
[05:22] Eirai
    is a hermaphroditic species, possessing
    both male and female characteristics!
[05:26] Eirai
    During intercourse, they engage
    in a rather peculiar behavior!
[05:29] Eirai
    What could it be?!
[05:31] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, if you please!
[05:33] Awayuki
    I happen to think your choice
    of animals is overly obscure.
[05:37] Eirai
    Please don't use your answer time to complain!
[05:41] Awayuki
    I'd rather discuss acesulfame potassium,
    which lives inside my sweet StroZero!
[05:46] Eirai
    I'm afraid that's a chemical
    compound, not an animal!
[05:51] Eirai
    Yes, Nekoma-senpai?
[05:53] Nekoma
    Before they can do the deed, they need
    to unlock a date event to seal the deal!
[06:00] Eirai
    Oh, really? And what
    would happen in this event?
[06:03] Nekoma
    The classic date at the movies!
[06:05] Nekoma
    Thus, the answer is...
[06:06] Nekoma
    They have an all-night
    Shrkndo series marathon!
[06:11] Eirai
    I'm afraid that would shatter
    any possible deal!
[06:15] Nekoma
    Aw, but those movies rock!
SIGN    Date
[06:19] Hikari
    Tch, tch, tch!
[06:20] Hikari
    You two just don't get it!
[06:23] Nekoma
    Hikari-chan's got that smug know-it-all aura...
[06:26] Hikari
    Love can only happen when you hit
    each other with your true feelings!
[06:31] Hikari
    The answer, in other words... is battle!
SIGN    Battle
[06:35] Hikari
    Hooray!
[06:36] Eirai
    That's exactly correct, Hikari-senpai!
[06:39] Eirai
    During intercourse, polyclad flatworms
    engage in a battle known as pnis fencing,
[06:43] Eirai
    wherein each tries to penetrate
    the other with its own genitalia!
[06:47] Nekoma
    That's totally not what
    Hikari-chan was picturing!
[06:51] Awayuki
    These questions are way too bizarre!
[06:54] Eirai
    If, during pnis fencing,
    one manages to penetrate the other,
[06:57] Eirai
    it then injects it with its sperm,
[07:00] Eirai
    and the inseminated flatworm
    becomes the mother!
[07:04] Awayuki
    I'm gonna make you the !
[07:06] Awayuki
    ...is probably what they shout when they fence.
[07:08] Hikari*
    I don't really get it,
    but I'm glad I got the right answer!
[07:13] Eirai
    Well, Hikari-senpai got a correct answer,
    which means you're tied across the board!
[07:18] Nekoma
    Nice work, you guys!
[07:20] Hikari
    But I'm gonna win this one!
[07:22] Awayuki
    And I'm gonna get the biggest laugh!
[07:26] Eirai
    I'm sorry to say,
    but this will be our final question!
[07:29] Eirai
    Whoever gets this one correct wins!
[07:32] Eirai
    The desert horned lizard is found
    in Mexico and South America.
[07:37] Eirai
    When attacked by a predator,
    it has a curious way of defending itself!
[07:40] Eirai
    What could it be?!
[07:42] Eirai
    Shuwa-chan-senpai, could you please
    stop reflexively hitting the button?
[07:48] Awayuki
    I've been thinking over
    the trend of your questions
[07:50] Awayuki
    and coming up with counter-strategies.
[07:53] Eirai
    That doesn't sound very credible, I'm afraid.
[07:56] Awayuki
    When a predator attacks, then...
[08:00] Awayuki
    it throws a kiss...
[08:03] Awayuki
    and wins it over with its
    bouncy, bouncy assets!
[08:08] Eirai
    You just said all that as a preface
    to a silly gag, didn't you?
[08:12] Awayuki
    I regret none of my answers!
[08:17] Nekoma
    I've got you this time, Shuwa-chan!
[08:19] Eirai
    I can tell her answer's going to be wrong
    before I even hear it.
[08:24] Nekoma
    It digs up old game cartridges
    buried in the desert
[08:27] Nekoma
    and uses them to pulverize the predator!
[08:30] Nekoma
    They call it the video game crush!
[08:33] Eirai
    I feel like I've heard a similar phrase before,
[08:36] Eirai
    but it's not correct!
[08:38] Eirai
    Hikari-senpai, please give us your
    answer and show them what's what!
[08:43] Hikari
    A funny answer...
    A funny answer... A funny answer...
[08:47] Eirai
    Look! Because of you two, now Hikari-senpai's
    trying to give joke answers too!
[08:54] Hikari
    A-Ahem...
[08:55] Hikari
    Here's mine, then.
[08:57] Hikari
    The desert horned lizard
    protects itself... with...
[09:02] Eirai
    With...?
[09:03] Hikari
    Eye... beams!
[09:08] Hikari
    Huh?
[09:09] Eirai
    That's correct, Hikari-senpai!
[09:13] Hikari
    No way!
[09:15] Eirai
    That's right!
[09:16] Eirai
    The desert horned lizard
    defends itself from predators
[09:19] Eirai
    by firing blood from its eyes like a beam!
[09:24] Nekoma
    Never expected Hikari-chan's honest
    attempt at a joke answer to be right.
[09:28] Awayuki
    She's the ultimate gag-killer.
[09:31] Eirai
    And so, Hikari-senpai is our winner!
SIGN    Ei-right on, ei-right on!
     I'd love to watch a series of this, please do it again!
     I miss eye beams
     Well done, well done!
     Seems about right since none of them were taking it seriously
     Don't go on a quiz show with StroZero brainrot lmao
     These big collabs are so great
     video game smash lolol
     I was healed by Hikari-chan's innocent answers
     Well done, well done!
     The zookeeper streamer dealt with their gags perfectly!
[09:35] Eirai
    You did it, Hikari-senpai! Ei-right on!
[09:39] Hikari
    Well... Okay, I guess I still won?
[09:42] Hikari
    Hooray!
[09:44] Nekoma
    Congrats!
[09:45] Awayuki
    Congratulations, Hikari-chan!
[09:46] Awayuki
    But don't grow complacent!
    I'll win next time for sure!
[09:49] Eirai
    I don't know why Shuwa-chan-senpai
    sounds so confident about that!
[09:53] Awayuki
    So... Next up, please hold
    a dirty joke game show!
[09:57] Eirai
    Why would you suggest that?!
[09:59] Eirai
    That has nothing to do with animals!
[10:02] Awayuki
    Fair 'nough!
SIGN    Quiz!
    The Wonders
    of Animals
[10:17] Awayuki
    Th-The hell you say?!
[10:20] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai wants me to be
    a guest on Live-On News?!
[10:26] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai's popular Sunday-night
    segment where she plays
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki Goes Viral After Forgetting to End Stream
[10:32] Awayuki
    the best clips from streamers for the week!
[10:34] Awayuki
    That is... Live-On News!
[10:38] Awayuki
    And I get to do an offline collab with her!
[10:44] Shion
    Welcome, Awayuki-chan!
[10:46] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks for having me!
[10:52] Shion
    Thanks for collabing with me today!
[10:54] Awayuki
    No, thanks for inviting me!
[10:57] Shion
    I'll bring some drinks,
    so please, make yourself at home.
[11:03] Awayuki
    Her room is so tastefully decorated,
    just like you'd expect...
SIGN    Baby Infirmary
    How to Raise a Baby
    Doting on Your Sweet Infant
    Babies (For Mothers) How to Raise, How to Love
    The Big Baby Encyclopedia
    The Baby Book
    Hello, Baby!
    Loving Your Baby
    Understanding Your Baby!
[11:13] Awayuki
    Wh-What's all this?
[11:16] Shion
    What's the matter, Awayuki-chan?
[11:18] Awayuki
    Sh-Shion-senpai?
[11:22] Shion
    I brought your drink.
[11:25] Awayuki
    Th-Thanks...
[11:27] Awayuki
    But, um...
[11:28] Awayuki
    What is that you've got there?!
[11:31] Shion
    It's your StroZero bottle, of course!
[11:35] Awayuki
    Okay, but why a baby bottle?!
[11:38] Shion
    You promised on stream before, didn't you?
[11:41] Shion
    That you'd let me feed you
    StroZero from a baby bottle...
[11:43] Awayuki
    Yeah, I did, but why
    are you actually doing it?!
[11:50] Shion
    I've been wondering if it's really all right
    for me to stay the way I am now.
[11:58] Shion
    See, watching all you adorable,
    troublesome children
[12:02] Shion
    made me realize what I really want...
[12:06] Shion
    I want to be Mommy to all of you!
[12:11] Awayuki
    The crazy fourth-genners have
    completely corrupted Shion-senpai...
[12:17] Awayuki
    Is that what this is?!
[12:18] Shion
    No need to worry.
[12:21] Shion
    I'll take really good care of you...
[12:24] Shion
    See?
[12:36] Shion
    Here! StroZero Mommy's here!
[12:40] Awayuki
    M-Mommy...
[12:42] Awayuki
    Goo goo...
[12:52] Awayuki
    Mommy...
[12:54] Awayuki
    Mommy...
SIGN    Resume
SIGN    Resume
[12:57] Shion
    Great soundbite!
[13:00] Shion
    Now to put this up on Cheeper!
[13:03] Awayuki
    Goo goo...
[13:05] Shion
    Look! It's getting recheeped like crazy!
SIGN    Um, what are you doing, Mommy Shion?
SIGN    I don't know what to do with this new fetish reveal,
    but I have unzipped in confusion.
SIGN    Hearing Awayuki-chan's voice start in despair,
    but then as the StroZero takes effect...
[13:15] Awayuki
    Oh, you were just trying to get
    an audio clip. I was wondering...
[13:21] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai?
[13:22] Shion
    Why are you trying to stand up, little baby?
[13:26] Awayuki
    U-Um, you can't really...
[13:27] Shion
    I don't believe babies
    can talk like that, either.
[13:33] Awayuki
    G-Goo goo.
[13:37] Shion
    Live-On News!
[13:39] Shion
    Miko-lo!
[13:41] Shion
    I'm everybody's mommy, Kaminari Shion!
[13:44] Shion
    Time for your weekly Live-On News!
SIGN    Mommy Shion! Miko-lo!
     Sunday nights are the best nights of the week!
     Miko-lo!
     Live-On certainly isn't hurting for content...
     Miko-lo, mommy
     Giving me life
     This is a great segment
     Going to talk about that??
     It's time!
     It's been an eventful week
     My little reward for a hard week of work
    I can't face Monday without it
[13:49] Shion
    And we have a delightful
    guest with us this week!
[13:52] Awayuki
    Goo-goo! Goo goo ga ga goo go ga!
SIGN    Goo-goo! This is Shuwa-chan, playing today's baby!
SIGN    For first-time viewers, let me tell you... she put
    StroZero in a bottle and made her play a baby
     what what what lolol
     Baby Shuwa-chan!
     She's suddenly talking like a baby, lmao
     whoa whoa whoa lol
     What? What did she say??!
     hmm yes I see
     Is this a new gimmick?!
     She's evolved into a streamer who can't speak Japanese
     This is total chaos but I have faith
    in Mommy Shion to keep it straight
     An offline collab with Shuwa-chan?!
     wtf
     lololol
[13:59] Shion
    Here's our first story!
SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee
SIGN    Gacha Turns Asagiri Hareru Into Chimpanzee
[14:01] Shion
    A gacha turns Asagiri Hareru
    into a chimpanzee!
[14:04] Awayuki
    That's our Hareru-senpai.
    Even the segment title is out there.
[14:09] Shion
    Well, Shuwa-chan, take us to the video, please!
[14:13] Awayuki
    Copy that!
SIGN    Ran... I love you...
SIGN    Ran... I love you...
SIGN    Pulling Until
    I Get Her
SIGN    Running through the
    Vernal Light Gacha
[14:14] Awayuki
    StroZeroll that tape!
[14:17] Harerun
    Okay, here comes my first ten-pull!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
[14:20] Harerun
    Of course, with as much love as I've given her,
    I'm sure she'll come home right away!
[14:24] Shion
    Hareru-senpai is trying to pull
    her favorite character from BanG Dream!
[14:28] Hareru
    Here we go!
SIGN    Hello, everyone! Please subscribe!
SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse
SIGN    Kirigaya Toko
SIGN    Ice Cornet
SIGN    Ushigome Rimi
SIGN    Joy Time!
SIGN    Toyama Kasumi
SIGN    Flowery Dolls
SIGN    Wakamiya Eve
SIGN    I'm a Penguin Too!
SIGN    Tsurumaki Kokoro
SIGN    Pale Blue Noblesse
SIGN    Tsukushi Futaba
[14:38] Hareru
    Well, no luck on that first pull, but...
[14:40] Shion
    But even though she keeps buying ten-pulls,
    she never gets the card she wants.
SIGN    90,000 Yen Spent Already
[14:46] Hareru
    I-I'm sure to pull her soon...
[14:50] Hareru
    Okay, I'm gonna pull
    the next one with my nipple.
[14:53] Hareru
    I feel the power of destiny flowing
    from my areola into my nipple!
SIGN    This is how gambling ruins people KEEP IT ON!!! STAY DRESSED!!!
     What is that supposed to be? Somehow I'm not turned on I pulled her on the first try
     WHOOOOOOOA I think she spent so much money it broke her
     Hey someone stop her!! huh?! Area B?! keep it on keep it on keep it on keep it on
     say WHAT?! you're gonna get banned! That realistic clothing noise
     high school girl (all characters in this game are age 18 or older)
     If this actually works I'm gonna strip down for my next gacha
     That's Live-On for you SOMEONE CALL THE STAFF!
     yeah I hear smartphones are covered in nasty germs
    TAKE IT OFF!!! She's always been broken
     w w w wait a minute THIS IS NUTS naked gacha?!
     Our Harerun will always pull!! OurTube-kun, don't die!!
     (10,000 yen) Please forgive me You can't strip on a stream!
     This is worse than the licka licka lick
     I activate Decisive Power of Absolute Destiny!
     Ran! Come to me!!! Tell me her panty color!
[14:57] Hareru
    Don't try to stop me!
[14:58] Hareru
    Let my feelings reach her!
    Let them reach her... through my nipple!
SIGN    ...We're already third-years, huh...
[15:06] Ran
    We're already third-years, huh...
SIGN    Past Longing
SIGN    Mitake Ran
[15:14] Hareru
    Yahoo! Ook ook ook!
[15:16] Shion
    And that's it for the tape.
[15:18] Shion
    As you can see, pulling her fave's card
    turned her into a chimpanzee!
[15:21] Awayuki
    Yeah, she was some chimpanzee there!
[15:23] Awayuki
    Also, I'd like to buy the smartphone
[15:25] Awayuki
    that now has Hareru-senpai's
    genetic material stuck to it.
[15:28] Shion
    Wh-What did you just say?!
[15:30] Awayuki
    I'll go as high as a million.
[15:32] Shion
    That's not the issue!
[15:33] Shion
    Really, chat, what are you saying now?
SIGN    All right! Auction battle!
     Thank goodness, Mommy Shion's straight womanning is alive and well
     hey hey hey now
     yeah yeah that's not the issue (though I definitely get it)
     She's very intimidating sometimes huh?
     Hareru material... (under debate)
     Didn't she admit during that first crazy stream that she was flat broke?
     I just figured that was Mommy Shion proving she was part of Live-On
[15:36] Shion
    I've never stopped playing the straight woman
    to this pack of comedians! I'm the normal one!
[15:41] Awayuki
    Except when you start
    demanding we act like babies.
[15:46] Shion
    Oh? I have no idea what you're
    talking about, Shuwa-chan...
[15:50] Shion
    Should we go back to square one...
[15:52] Shion
    or perhaps square zero,
    so that I can raise you properly this time?
[15:56] Awayuki
    Wh-What... does zero mean... in this context?
[15:59] Shion
    Why not get back inside my womb and find out?
[16:06] Awayuki
    I-I've never known fear like this before...
[16:09] Shion
    Well, enough silly tangents!
[16:12] Shion
    Let's move on to our next story!
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record
SIGN    Matsuriya Hikari Sets New Super-Spicy Yakisoba Speedrun Record
[16:14] Shion
    Matsuriya Hikari sets a new
    super-spicy yakisoba speedrun record!
[16:19] Hikari
    Today's opponent is a tough one,
    the super-spicy max yakisoba...
[16:22] Hikari
    But Hikari is confident in her victory!
[16:27] Hikari
    Let's eat!
[16:34] Hikari
    Super-spicy or not,
    I can eat yakisoba at supersonic—
[16:45] Hikari
    Y-You haven't... beaten... me... yet!
[16:51] Hikari
    Burn out... your life!
[16:56] Awayuki
    H-Hikari-chan's on fire!
[16:58] Shion
    Hikari-chan went on to set a new record
    of 1 minute, 20 seconds!
[17:06] Hikari
    A-All done...
[17:09] Hikari
    I'm crying about my new record,
    not because of the spice...
[17:15] Shion
    And that's the tape!
SIGN    The girl who fought yakisoba... and won
     Hikari-chan's such a herbo
     Awakening
     Yep
     my tummy hurts lololol
     She really made a comeback huh
     seriously, both the chewing and
    swallowing whole strategies
    are tough there
     Hikari-chan is shining!
     It's so spicy she can't even breathe
     If a spicier one shows up she's definitely doing it lol
     This girl is gonna end up fighting a lion or a gator
     wtf is the record lmao
     masochist breathing
[17:17] Shion
    Shuwa-chan, what did you think of that video?
[17:20] Awayuki
    Though beaten down by the spice, Hikari-chan
    dug deep and finished it like a champ!
[17:26] Awayuki
    It makes me wanna be her mommy!
[17:28] Shion
    Oh? What's that you say, Shuwa-chan?
[17:31] Shion
    I, Kaminari Shion, am Hikari-chan's mommy!
[17:35] Awayuki
    Oh? Oh? I was the one with the mettle
    to gn my brains out over Hikari-chan.
[17:39] Awayuki**
    I, Kokorone Awayuki, am the only one
    worthy of being her mommy!
[17:43] Shion
    You're her genmate, but I'm her senpai.
[17:46] Shion
    That makes me her mommy by default.
[17:49] Awayuki
    The inability to comprehend the joys
    of a younger or same-age mommy
[17:52] Awayuki
    suggests declining mommy faculties
    on your part, does it not?
[17:55] Awayuki
    Well, Shion-senpai?
SIGN    When did they start actually start a custody battle (so confused) Shuwa-chan, real mommies don't gn over their daughters I like soft and sweet mommies and these kinds of mommies too Doesn't look like either one's backing down lolol Same-gen or senpai, your reasons for wanting to be her mommy are too weird... this is ridiculous lol A strong but bad argument Shuwa-chan talks a big game but she lacks fundamental mommy qualities ding fight! What even is a mommy, though? wha happen lol
[17:58] Shion**
    It seems we may have to settle the score
    on which of us is her real mommy, then.
[18:03] Awayuki
    Glad we're on the same page.
[18:05] Hikari
    Gosh, today's Live-On News is so much fun!
[18:10] Hikari
    Hello? Shuwa-chan?
[18:12] Hikari
    Aren't you doing Live-On News right now?!
[18:16] Awayuki
    Right, but I've got a really
    important question for you...
[18:21] Hikari
    A question for me?
[18:23] Awayuki
    Who makes you tingly in the womb?
    Me or Shion?
[18:28] Shion
    Which of us would you rather
    have give birth to you?
[18:32] Hikari
    Um...
SIGN    Tingly in the womb?!
    This is totally off the rails
     I don't think Hikari-chan knows what they're talking about lol
     The terror of lacking a straight man
    (2,000 yen) lmfao
     These girls are outta hand we gotta do something
     stahhhhhhhhp
     I'm certainly attracted...
     are you stupid?!
     can't believe this is all live lol
     Their quiet smiles are terrifying
     Hikari-chan, what do I do?
     it's so freaking cute how confused she is
     Confusing your coworkers on another level
     A real mommy wouldn't fight over her like this...
     If you were reincarnated, which would you want as your mommy?
[18:35] Hikari
    Well, I don't really know
    what you're talking about,
[18:38] Hikari
    but I love both of you guys so, so much!
[18:43] Awayuki
    Mommy Shion...
[18:45] Shion
    Shuwa-chan...
[18:48] Awayuki
    Fighting over which of us came out on top...
    was a pointless struggle, wasn't it?
[18:54] Awayuki
    We're both unique and special,
    and that's what matters!
[18:57] Shion
    Yes, it's not good to get fixated
    on such narrow ideas, is it?
[19:03] Hikari
    Um, so...
[19:05] Awayuki
    Thank you, Hikari-chan!
[19:07] Shion
    You really brought us to our senses!
SIGN    The world is all a-smile
     They're back to their senses
     cute and sensible
     Neither got chosen ending
     It's natural for humans to want to be the best
     I love them both
     Innocence will save the world
     Breaking news: Land war averted
     Such kindness
     They don't realize she was just so confused by the question she couldn't choose
     such a stupid argument lol
     For Hikari-chan
     Narrow ideas????
     T-Too bright!!!
     A true beam of light
     Is it raining in here?
     We Are the World
     Thank you, Hikari-chan
     Tonight's Live-On News got really off track lol
     I can't believe this website is free! (paid user)
     Thank you
[19:09] Hikari
    Well, I'm glad to hear that!
[19:11] Hikari
    But I still don't really know
    what we're talking about!
[19:14] Shion
    Now, time for our final story!
[19:17] Shion
    Yamatani Kaeru was almost banned
    during her first stream!
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru Almost Banned During First Stream
[19:21] Kaeru
    Konnipple-wa to all my chat mommies.
[19:24] Kaeru
    I am Kaeru, lover of breasts.
[19:26] Kaeru
    I will now be sucking on various pacifiers
    in search of the perfect one.
[19:32] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby, you see.
[19:36] Kaeru
    I keep nicking this one with my teeth...
[19:39] Kaeru
    Oh, that one's good...
SIGN    Investigating...
SIGN    Investigating...
SIGN    Investigating...
[19:47] Awayuki
    H-Holy heck, those sounds!
[19:49] Shion
    Yes, she continues going
    whole hog on those pacifiers,
[19:54] Shion
    and the lurid audio almost gets her banned!
[20:00] Kaeru
    I'm going to continue sucking on pacifiers.
[20:04] Kaeru
    Because I am a baby, you see.
[20:07] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's treading on
    thin ice with her streams.
SIGN    Kaeru-chan's crazy cute Crazy... and cute Can't believe her first sign-on was "konnipple-wa" Babies don't have to worry about teeth lol whoa
[20:10] Shion
    But people are starting to suspect
    that she's actually a sweet girl.
[20:14] Awayuki
    What, for real?
[20:16] Shion
    She interacts with her followers on Cheeper,
SIGN    The desire to dote on her is too strong!
SIGN    Let's dote on each other. This is inevitable.
[20:19] Shion
    and she personally thanks
    every person who sends her fan art!
SIGN    She left a long thank-you message for my really awful art I could cry
     A baby in her little baby bed drinking from a bottle while egosurfing, how novel
     She got on Live-On News with her very first stream,
    but is this a deep message from Mommy Shion?
     I can't deal with how mature her voice and way of
    speaking is while her character is the opposite
    But the amount of egosurfing she does is crazy,
    like she knows everything everyone says about her
     Feels like she spends all her time on Cheeper when she isn't streaming
     Yeah, I got a reply from her too
[20:24] Awayuki
    Wow, that kinda caught me by surprise.
[20:27] Shion
    But she does get a little freaked out whenever
    anyone brings up careers or job hunting.
[20:31] Awayuki
    She's still doing that, I guess...
[20:34] Awayuki
    But I can see why Live-On hired her.
    She's an interesting girl.
[20:38] Awayuki
    I'd love to talk to her sometime.
[20:50] Shion
    Thanks for coming today, Shuwa-chan.
[20:53] Awayuki
    N-No, I should be thanking you.
[20:56] Shion
    I was so grateful I was able
    to collab with you.
[21:00] Awayuki
    What, really?
[21:03] Shion
    When I was watching you take the animal quiz
    with the other girls, I realized...
[21:08] Shion
    Everyone who streams with you
    really seems to have fun!
[21:14] Shion
    I think that's your influence on them.
[21:18] Awayuki
    Shion-senpai...
[21:20] Shion
    I was thinking I'd also like to collab
    with Kaeru-chan sometime.
[21:26] Awayuki
    I guess you two are pretty
    compatible, character-wise.
[21:31] Shion
    Right?!
[21:32] Shion
    But she hasn't collabed with anyone yet...
[21:42] Shion
    I think I'd be overstepping if I offered to
    collab with her before her genmates did.
[21:47] Awayuki
    You think she's afraid to collab or something?
[21:52] Shion
    Well, she only just made her debut.
[21:55] Shion
    We should probably just watch and see.
[21:57] Awayuki
    Yeah, maybe.
[22:01] Awayuki
    But in the days to come,
    I'd find my question answered
[22:06] Awayuki
    in the most unexpected way possible...
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E7 - Episode 7

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[00:04] Awayuki
    What awesome weather!
[00:09] Awayuki
    I've got a great feeling about today!
[00:17] Awayuki
    H-Hey!
[00:18] Awayuki
    Are you all right, miss?
[00:21] Kaeru
    Don't you ever stop and help.
[00:22] Awayuki
    Uh, I have to!
[00:25] Kaeru
    Please... no job-hunting...
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:02] Kaeru
    I feel better now.
[02:04] Kaeru
    I'm sorry to make you get water for me...
[02:05] Awayuki
    Hey, no problem.
[02:07] Awayuki
    Anyone would do the same if they saw
    someone collapsed on the floor.
[02:10] Kaeru
    That voice...
[02:12] Awayuki
    But are you sure you don't have
    to go to the hospital?
[02:16] Kaeru
    I don't. I didn't collapse
    for a physical reason.
[02:19] Kaeru
    It was more of... a trauma reaction.
[02:21] Awayuki
    Trauma?
[02:22] Kaeru
    I used to be a manga artist.
SIGN    Serialization or bust!
SIGN    Goal: A five-volume series!
[02:26] Kaeru
    But I never made it,
    even after years and years.
[02:29] Kaeru
    Feeling I'd hit a wall, I decided
    to seek standard employment,
[02:33] Kaeru
    but I was pushing thirty
    and had no particular qualifications,
SIGN    REJECTED
[02:36] Kaeru
    so every company rejected me.
[02:38] Kaeru
    I ended up developing a physiological
    reaction to the very idea of job-hunting.
[02:44] Awayuki
    Then the reason you collapsed earlier...
[02:47] Kaeru
    Yes, I came here to the agency for a meeting,
[02:50] Kaeru
    but as I was walking, I suddenly
    realized I was in an office,
[02:53] Kaeru
    my body began trembling,
[02:54] Kaeru
    and the world around me went black.
[02:56] Awayuki
    A physiological rejection of job-hunting...
    I'm getting serious déjà vu.
[03:02] Awayuki
    Um... Would you happen to be...
[03:05] Awayuki
    Yamatani Kaeru-san?
[03:08] Kaeru
    O-Oh, yes...
[03:10] Awayuki
    Thought so.
[03:11] Awayuki
    Well, I'm not sure if you'd recognize me,
    but I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[03:17] Kaeru
    Of course you are!
[03:19] Kaeru
    Oh, I've humiliated myself
    in front of my esteemed senpai...
[03:23] Awayuki
    H-Hey, that's all right.
    I'm hardly that important.
[03:26] Kaeru
    How could you say that?!
[03:28] Kaeru
    You're one of the brightest stars
    in the Live-On constellation!
[03:32] Kaeru
    Please don't self-deprecate before me...
[03:35] Awayuki
    O-Oh, you think?
[03:38] Awayuki
    My kohai's starstruck over me! This rocks!
[03:41] Awayuki
    Still, it must be hard going through that
    just because you came into an office.
[03:45] Kaeru
    Yes... They let me stick to
     remote meetings until now.
[03:49] Kaeru
    I told myself I should grow up
    and at least meet them in person,
[03:54] Kaeru
    but I suppose I couldn't handle it.
[03:56] Awayuki
    I hear you.
[03:58] Awayuki
    So what was it that made you
    want to be a VTuber?
[04:02] Kaeru
    I thought it would let me be a baby.
[04:05] Awayuki
    Wait... I thought the baby thing was an act.
[04:09] Kaeru
    No, it's genuine.
[04:11] Kaeru
    Though my listeners seem to
    call me the crazy baby lady,
[04:14] Kaeru
    and the anti-employment chick, and such...
[04:18] Awayuki
    And you're okay with that?
[04:20] Kaeru
    Yes.
[04:21] Kaeru
    They contribute to my popularity and
    keep the need for a real job at bay,
[04:24] Kaeru
    so I welcome the trolls.
[04:26] Awayuki
    Your dedication to not working is impressive!
[04:29] Kaeru
    I intend to truly put my life
    into my VTuber career.
[04:34] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's a little bit of an oddball,
[04:37] Awayuki
    but she's also really honest with herself.
[04:41] Awayuki
    Hey, I've been wondering.
[04:44] Awayuki
    Do you not wanna do collabs and stuff?
[04:47] Kaeru
    Well... I'd actually really like to...
[04:51] Kaeru
    But I'm a bit of an oddball, aren't I?
SIGN    I mean, so are all of us...
SIGN    I mean, so are all of us...
[04:55] Kaeru
    I'm worried I might cause
    trouble for my partners.
[05:02] Awayuki
    Hey, no need to worry there!
[05:05] Awayuki
    The girls of Live-On are no shrinking violets!
[05:09] Awayuki
    They'll pick up what you're laying down
    and have a great time!
[05:13] Kaeru
    They... will?
[05:15] Awayuki
    You bet!
[05:17] Awayuki
    To prove it, let Shuwa-chan
    be your first collab partner!
[05:21] Kaeru
    R-Really?
[05:23] Awayuki
    Yeah!
[05:26] Awayuki
    Live-On is totally nuts,
    but it's really accepting.
[05:29] Awayuki
    I'll show you!
[05:31] Awayuki
    Then you'll get even more popular,
[05:33] Awayuki
    and you can rub it in the faces of
    the haters who didn't see your genius!
[05:42] Awayuki
    O-Okay!
[05:44] Awayuki
    Now that that's decided, time is money!
[05:46] Awayuki
    Strike while the iron is hot!
[05:48] Awayuki
    Drink the StroZero while it's cold!
[05:50] Awayuki
    Let's do an offline collab right here and now!
[05:53] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san!
[06:01] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan... This is your first time
    appearing in one of my videos, right?
[06:06] Kaeru
    Th-That's right. I'm still new here.
[06:09] Awayuki
    Nervous?
[06:10] Kaeru
    Yes, just a bit.
[06:12] Kaeru
    Since I'm still quite inexperienced...
[06:15] Awayuki
    Can I ask how many partners you've had?
SIGN    Regarding collaborations
[06:18] Kaeru
    Actually... I haven't had any.
[06:21] Awayuki
    What?! You mean...
SIGN    REGARDING COLLABORATIONS
[06:23] Kaeru
    That's right. I'm a virgin.
[06:27] Kaeru
    It mostly tends to be me, by myself,
    sucking on pacifiers. Because I'm a baby.
[06:31] Awayuki
    Oh, so that's what you like to roleplay, huh?
SIGN    WHILE STREAMING
[06:34] Awayuki
    Well, let's get started!
[06:36] Awayuki
    Anyway, this is gonna be an offline collab with
    Kaeru-chan, who I bumped into at the agency!
[06:43] Awayuki
    Looking forward to it, Kaeru-chan!
[06:44] Kaeru
    I'm quite thrilled to be here.
[06:47] Kaeru
    Now, I need to start with
    a message to my chat mommies.
[06:52] Awayuki
    Oh? What is it?
[06:54] Kaeru
    The truth is...
SIGN    Very Mommy
    Near Mommy
    Mommy-ish
[06:56] Kaeru
    Today, I met the apex mommy
    I've been searching for!
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
SIGN    ULTRA-MOMMY
[07:00] [SONG] sign
     Limit: 1
[07:02] Kaeru
    She's right here, Mommy Kokorone Awayuki!
SIGN    why do the streamers here always start off on the most baffling notes?
     wut
     I see... I see...
     "I was worried about her getting mixed up with
    a bad senpai but the kohai is worse" trope?
     She'd walk a mile for her mommy lol
     "Ultra-Mommy" is a power word
     This chick's got so many mommies she's ranked 'em
     Do... we really want to believe it?
     Shuwa-chan's found another weird one
     uh?
[07:06] Awayuki
    Wut?
[07:08] Kaeru
    I'd like to call you "Mommy"
    as an expression of my respect.
SIGN    Mommy
SIGN    Mommy
[07:12] Kaeru
    Obviously, I'd never turn a mommy down,
[07:14] Kaeru
    but rather than "something-something mommy,"
SIGN    XX Mommy
[07:16] Kaeru
    the only one I'll call just "mommy"
[07:18] Kaeru
    is you, my ultra-mommy
    Kokorone Awayuki-senpai!
SIGN    Ultra-Mommy
SIGN    Ultra-Mommy
[07:22] Awayuki
    H-Hang on a minute.
[07:23] Awayuki
    Do I suddenly have a child now?!
[07:25] Kaeru
    While visiting the Live-On office,
    I passed out from a job-hunting seizure.
SIGN    job-hunting
[07:29] Kaeru
    For a moment, I thought that was the end,
[07:31] Kaeru
    but then Mommy appeared
    in a halo of light and saved me.
[07:35] Kaeru
    She held me in the warmest of embraces.
[07:37] Kaeru
    When she brought me water, it was as if
    she'd let me suckle at her breast itself.
[07:42] Kaeru
    And the way she listened to my troubles
    was the pinnacle of mommy-tude!
[07:47] Kaeru
    "She's the only mommy for me!"
[07:49] Kaeru
    That was the mommy bolt that struck my heart!
[07:52] Awayuki
    Okay, feeling a bit lost right now,
[07:56] Awayuki
    but I can tell you that respect me
    and you're feeling better, so...
[08:00] Awayuki
    It's cool, I guess!
[08:01] Kaeru
    Please continue to raise me well, Mommy.
SIGN    "Birds of a feather" is a phrase designed for Live-On...
    "job-hunting seizure"? sounds serious
     We're trying to get listed not on the stock market but in the Ch°rgeman K°n world
     Dang, she can't StroKeep up without her StroZero
     What's a mommy bolt
     Awa-chan's so nice! I could fall into the gap between her and Shuwa
    Just give up Shuwa-chan lol
     Not a false pregnancy but a false birth
    She acted like water was breast milk... I want what she's smoking
[08:06] Awayuki
    Kokorone Awayuki now has
    a daughter older than her!
[08:10] Awayuki
    Don't ask me to explain!
SIGN    We're forming a family tree around Shuwa-chan I think
     Hey! Kaeru-chan! Your mommy's right here!
    Shuwa-chan, don't think about it too hard
     Kaeru-chan's cute when she's happy
SIGN    
    Hey! Kaeru-chan!
    Your mommy's right here!
[08:15] Awayuki
    L-Look! You've already got Mommy Shion!
[08:18] Awayuki
    She's way more mommy-riffic than me!
[08:21] Kaeru
    Naturally, I stan Mommy Shion quite hard.
[08:23] Kaeru
    But she sometimes has a tinge
    of madness about her.
[08:27] Awayuki
    Yeah, I hear that.
    She fed me StroZero from a baby bottle!
[08:31] Kaeru
    What a treat! I envy you!
SIGN    
    I'll take good care of you!
    I'll do everything for you from morning till night!
SIGN     Kaeru-dono, Awayuki-dono's daughter?
    Then if I marry Kaeru-dono, I too should be
    her daughter? Now I must concoct a plan!
[08:36] Awayuki
    Business as usual, huh?
[08:38] Kaeru
    Well, now that things are warmed up,
    let's proceed to the day's segment, Mommy.
[08:44] Awayuki
    That's right!
SIGN    Topic Box
[08:45] Awayuki
    We'll use this thing
    we prepared to talk about stuff!
[08:49] Awayuki
    And away we go!
[08:51] Awayuki
    Here we are!
SIGN    Your latest obsessions
[08:53] Awayuki
    "Your latest obsessions"!
[08:56] Awayuki
    Wow, now there's a classic.
[08:58] Kaeru
    Do you have any obsessions, Mommy?
[09:00] Awayuki
    Let's see...
[09:02] Awayuki
    I've been growing my collection
    of out-of-print StroZero cans,
[09:05] Awayuki
    and I find myself taking them down
    and gazing at them with glee!
[09:09] Kaeru
    You're the only person in the world
    who would treat StroZero as fine art...
[09:13] Awayuki
    It's so beautiful!
    What's wrong with drinking it in?
[09:16] Awayuki
    So what are you into lately, Kaeru-chan?
[09:18] Kaeru
    Well, I frequently do solo karaoke these days.
[09:22] Awayuki
    Oh? What do you sing?
SIGN    Back to Top
SIGN    Current Playlist
SIGN    The Doggy Policeman
    
    
    
    The Elephant
    
    
    
    The Frog Song
    
    
    
    Omocha Cha-cha-cha
    
    
    
    Koinobori
    
    
    
    Sacchan
SIGN    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
    
    
    
    Children's Song
[09:24] Kaeru
    Children's songs!
[09:25] Kaeru
    That's all I sing. Because I'm a baby, you see!
[09:29] Awayuki
    That's commitment to the bit!
[09:30] Kaeru
    I'm also quite into steak, though
    I can't afford anything too expensive.
[09:36] Awayuki
    Oh, you like meat?
[09:38] Kaeru
    Well, I do like meat,
[09:40] Kaeru
    but when you eat steak,
    they give you a paper apron.
[09:44] Kaeru
    I can pretend it's a bib and enjoy
    the idea of doing baby roleplay in public!
[09:50] Kaeru
    Feeding my appetite and my baby fetish
    at once leaves me doubly satisfied!
[09:53] Awayuki
    Don't add weird things
    to the four great desires!
SIGN    Four Great Desires
[09:55] Kaeru
    Four? Aren't there three great desires?
[09:58] Awayuki
    Desire for food, sleep, sex,
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Sleep
SIGN    Sex
[10:01] Awayuki
    and StroZero! That's four!
SIGN    StroZero
[10:03] Awayuki
    Everybody knows that.
SIGN    
     Oh? What about desire for hypnosis?
[10:05] Kaeru
    Like mother, like daughter, I suppose!
SIGN    
     And desire for Awayuki!
[10:08] Kaeru
    Next up...
SIGN    Your Favorite Books
[10:10] Kaeru
    Oh, favorite books!
[10:12] Kaeru
    I quite love picture books.
[10:15] Kaeru
    Do you read, Mommy?
[10:17] Awayuki
    Do I read?
[10:19] Awayuki
    I think I Want to Drink Your StroZero
    is a masterpiece!
[10:22] Kaeru
    What in the world?
[10:24] Kaeru
    You sound like an awful person who
    wants to steal someone else's alcohol.
[10:28] Awayuki
    So what books do you like, Kaeru-chan?
[10:30] Kaeru
    I like Longing for Mommy and
    Mommy Robs Without Hesitation.
SIGN    Longing for Mommy
SIGN    Mommy Robs Without Hesitation
[10:34] Kaeru
    Because I'm a baby, you see!
SIGN    GOO GOO GA GA
[10:36] Awayuki
    I haven't read those, but I suspect
    you're ripping off my bit!
[10:40] Kaeru
    By the way, are there any
    quotes you especially like?
[10:45] Awayuki
    "I exist, that is all,
SIGN    Pretty obsessive
     Who said this?
     Why is that your favorite quote
     This got abstract real fast
     Not sure I understand this one
     I sympathize, sometimes I wanna throw up too
     That happens when you drink the hair of the dog
     Spoken like a true pioneer in barf streams
     Seems legit
[10:48] Awayuki
    and I find it nauseating."
[10:51] Awayuki
    Maybe that one?
[10:52] Kaeru
    Is it about a hangover?
[10:54] Awayuki
    Well, anyway!
[10:55] Awayuki
    On to the next topic!
[10:58] Awayuki
    Here we go!
SIGN    Impressions
[10:59] Kaeru
    This is more like an improv game.
[11:02] Kaeru
    Can you do impressions, Mommy?
[11:04] Awayuki
    Leave it to me!
[11:06] Awayuki
    All right!
[11:07] Awayuki
    Hear the tale of a girl
    who found a StroZero tall can
[11:10] Awayuki
    in the StroZero River filled with
    highly carbonated StroZero and drowned!
[11:18] Awayuki
    There's a tall can in the StroZero.
[11:22] Awayuki
    I'm gonna go get it.
[11:24] Awayuki
    Oh, this StroZero's deep!
[11:27] Awayuki
    Blub blub blub! Blub blub blub!
[11:31] Kaeru
    This is just the meme.
[11:35] Awayuki
    Wait, this StroZero...
[11:38] Awayuki
    It's good!
SIGN    IT'S GOOD
[11:39] Kaeru
    It's different now!
[11:44] Kaeru
    Mommy's dangerous. In many ways!
[11:47] Awayuki
    This river's so tasty. So tasty!
[11:55] Awayuki
    I managed to drink the whole thing.
[11:57] Awayuki
    If it weren't StroZero, I'd be a goner.
SIGN    Why in the world would there be a tall can in a StroZero river
     Don't make a StroZero river sound like a natural phenomenon!
     My StroZero? If you want it, you can have it. Find it!
    I left everything this world has to offer there!
     If there was a river like that all the animals would get loopy like you!
     We only just met and I already love you
     The joke delivery is so deadpan there's no room for a straight man to interject!
[11:59] Kaeru
    And she actually survived it.
[12:02] Awayuki
    Okay, Kaeru-chan! Take it away!
[12:06] Kaeru
    I feel a bit hesitant
    after a disaster like that...
[12:09] Awayuki
    But you gotta! C'mon, I did one!
[12:13] Kaeru
    Very well.
[12:16] Kaeru
    The concept is "Mommy's first stream."
[12:20] Kaeru
    Gummembmemah! Immeffeff amemmer
    memmme migh memmmemm memhah?
[12:23] Awayuki
    Hey! I wasn't that bad!
[12:30] Kaeru
    Goodness. Mommy has me pinned to the floor!
[12:33] Awayuki
    Now I'm gonna become your !
[12:36] Awayuki
    Take this, and this, and this!
[12:37] Awayuki*
    Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle!
[12:41] Kaeru
    Mommy's gonna make me a mommy!
[12:45] Awayuki
    "I'm your mommy's mommy who
    made your mommy into a mommy!"
SIGN    Newtype? No, Zerotype?
    Speak Japanese
     Is this heaven?
    What are we looking at here
[12:48] Awayuki
    is what I'll say when the baby is born!
SIGN    
     Is this heaven?
[12:51] Kaeru
    I'm gonna be a baby having babies by my
    mommy who has a mommy named Mommy Shion!
[12:56] Awayuki
    Babbomic Bang!
SIGN    Thank You For Watching
[13:08] Kaeru
    Hey, Mommy.
[13:09] Awayuki
    Yes?
[13:11] Kaeru
    Thank you for doing this today.
[13:13] Awayuki
    Hey, thank you!
[13:16] Awayuki
    That was a really fun stream.
[13:19] Kaeru
    Yes. It truly was.
[13:24] Kaeru
    You've given me faith in myself, Mommy.
[13:29] Kaeru
    I'll never forget meeting you today.
[13:35] Awayuki
    Kaeru-ch—
[14:01] Kaeru
    I have a goal now.
[14:04] Kaeru
    I'm going to make you proud
    to have me as a daughter.
[14:12] Awayuki
    What a weird feeling.
[14:15] Awayuki
    I joined Live-On because I admired
    Hareru-senpai and the second-genners.
[14:21] Awayuki
    But now I'm the one being admired.
[14:27] Kaeru
    I'm going to work harder
    and harder at my streams!
[14:30] Kaeru
    I'm also going to work even harder at collabs!
[14:32] Awayuki
    Great!
[14:33] Kaeru
    But because you're my ultra-mommy,
[14:38] Kaeru
    I hope you'll collab with me again.
[14:41] Awayuki
    You bet!
[14:55] Awayuki
    We're here! Fujiyama Amusement Park!
[14:58] Chami
    The normie holy land!
[15:00] Chami
    It's amazing! Amazing!
[15:03] Chami
    Awayuki-chan, let's hurry!
[15:06] Awayuki
    Chami-chan. You were so excited
    you didn't sleep much last night, right?
[15:09] Awayuki
    You okay?
[15:10] Chami
    I'm fine!
[15:12] Chami
    My adrenaline's been pumping
    since you first invited me out!
[15:16] Chami
    Going to an amusement park with
    a friend is like a dream come true!
[15:19] Chami
    I feel like my feet aren't
    even touching the ground!
[15:22] Awayuki
    They literally aren't!
[15:25] Awayuki
    I'm glad my invitation made you so happy.
[15:30] Awayuki
    But that's no excuse for
    getting lost in the station!
[15:33] Chami
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:36] Chami
    I got swept away by the crowd and
    suddenly didn't know where I was...
[15:40] Awayuki
    "Help me, Awayuki-chan!" You don't know
    how much that call freaked me out!
[15:45] Awayuki
    There's lots of people here too,
    so be careful, okay?
[15:47] Chami
    Okay...
[15:50] Chami
    Between here and the station, it's hard
    to believe there are so many people!
[15:54] Awayuki
    You want to start by taking a pic
    in a grammable spot?
[15:58] Chami
    Sure!
[16:00] Chami
    An amusement park with a friend...
[16:02] Chami
    I'm at last approaching true extroversion!
SIGN    Extrovert
SIGN    Extrovert!!
[16:05] Girl A
    Yeah, I totes don't get it.
[16:07] Girl B
    Wanna pose for this one?
SIGN    Extrovert Level
SIGN    High School Girls
SIGN    Group
SIGN    Together
SIGN    Laughing
[16:13] Awayuki
    Chami-chan?
[16:15] Chami
    Be careful, Awayuki-chan!
[16:17] Chami
    Their extrovert level far exceeds ours!
[16:20] Chami
    Let's give them a wide berth!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, what are you even afraid of?
[16:23] Girl A
    Hey, want me to snap your pic?
[16:26] Awayuki
    Hey, thanks!
SIGN    Makankosappo
[16:35] Chami
    We'll start with this!
[16:37] Awayuki
    As your starter ride?!
[16:40] Announcer
    Are you ready?
[16:42] Announcer
    Countdown start!
[16:43] Chami
    Awayuki-chan...
[16:44] Announcer
    Three, two, one!
[16:46] Chami
    Help me.
[16:52] Awayuki
    Murderous acceleration!
[17:15] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, you're a big old baby
    about scary rides!
[17:18] Awayuki
    Why'd you choose that one?
[17:20] Chami
    I have a few acquaintances who say
    I'm a socially anxious introvert,
[17:24] Chami
    so I wanted to ride the big one
    and show them what I'm made of!
[17:27] Awayuki
    I think this sort of thing
    is why they say that.
[17:30] Chami
    But actually riding it really was something!
[17:33] Chami
    I thought I was going to die vomiting.
[17:37] Awayuki
    You almost went to
    the big barf river in the sky.
[17:39] Awayuki
    Barfing at that speed would actually
    make quite the silvery trail!
[17:43] Chami
    Hey, don't make it sound like the Milky Way.
[17:48] Awayuki
    How about the spinning teacups next?
[17:50] Chami
    Great! Let's do it!
[17:55] Awayuki
    Huh? What's wrong, Chami-chan?
[17:57] Chami
    I'm embarrassed to ask, but I was hoping
    I could stop by the bathroom first...
[18:04] Awayuki
    Oh, right.
[18:05] Awayuki
    What do you wanna do? I'm fine riding after.
[18:10] Chami
    Don't worry.
[18:11] Chami
    It's not so bad I can't hold it in.
[18:14] Chami
    Look, it's nearly our turn.
[18:16] Awayuki
    Hey, here we go!
[18:24] Chami
    Hey. Awayuki-chan.
[18:27] Awayuki
    Yes. I think I know what you're going to say...
[18:30] Awayuki
    Want to finish by making a
    memory we'll never forget?
[18:33] Chami
    Yes. Let's do it!
[18:37] Awayuki
    In that case...
[18:39] Awayuki
    Full-power spinning!
[18:47] Awayuki
    It's carrying me away!
[18:51] Chami
    This speed isn't good...
[18:54] Chami
    G-Gonna pee...
[18:56] Chami
    Pee myself...
[18:57] Chami
    Pee myself!
[19:06] Awayuki
    The teacups are a thrill ride
    for the semicircular canal.
SIGN    Eek
SIGN    Eek
[19:19] Chami
    Was that the cry of a normie couple?!
[19:21] Chami
    What a terrifying haunted house jumpscare!
[19:23] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, I don't think
    that's an intentional jumpscare.
[19:31] Awayuki
    So good!
[19:33] Chami
    It really is!
[19:35] Chami
    Do you like thrill rides
    in general, Awayuki-chan?
[19:39] Awayuki
    I think I'm better with them than I used to be.
[19:43] Awayuki
    Getting down off a thrill ride feels
    kinda nice, like after I drink StroZero!
[19:49] Awayuki
    Mind if I Shuwa out?
[19:51] Chami
    Please don't absorb StroZero
    from amusement park thrill rides.
[20:03] Awayuki
    Want to ride the Ferris wheel last?
[20:06] Chami
    Yes! Yes!
[20:11] Awayuki
    I think we'll get right on!
[20:14] Chami
    I'm not even on it, and I already
    feel like I'm soaring to heaven!
[20:18] Chami
    I'm so glad to be alive!
[20:21] Awayuki
    Okay, let's go.
[20:22] Chami
    Right!
[20:25] Chami
    Getting to go on a normie-exclusive ride
    like the Ferris wheel...
[20:30] Chami
    Awayuki-chan. Thank you!
[20:35] Awayuki
    Hey, our gondola's here. Let's get on!
[20:37] Chami
    Coming!
[20:39] Staff
    Closing now.
[20:49] Awayuki
    Isn't this fun, Chami-chan?!
[20:51] Awayuki
    Alone in a high place,
    and in a captive situation!
[20:55] Awayuki
    Isn't it exciting?!
[20:57] Chami
    No...
[20:58] Chami
    It's not!
[21:00] Chami
    It's not!
[21:02] Chami
    It's not!
[21:07] Awayuki
    And that's how it went down!
[21:10] Chami
    It was quite eventful, but we made
    a lot of wonderful memories!
SIGN    Glad they went to the amusement park together
     Just glad you had fun!
     The cage-type of all things lol
     Chami-chama, great work getting out!
     Another step closer to extroversion!
     Knew them going to an amusement park together would be eventful
    So precious
    When the cell photo came out I thought Shuwa-chan had locked her up
    Awa-chan chose the cage type on purpose lol
     Okay it's just a date now
    Congrats on your first amusement park visit with a friend
SIGN    Hotel
[21:14] Awayuki
    After the amusement park, we stayed
    at a nearby hotel we'd made a reservation at,
SIGN    Sightseeing
[21:18] Awayuki
    then did a little sightseeing the next day!
[21:22] Chami
    It really was fun!
[21:24] Chami
    Thank you for going with me, Awayuki-chan!
[21:26] Awayuki
    Hey, no problem!
[21:28] Awayuki
    I haven't been to an amusement park
    in forever, so I loved it!
[21:31] Awayuki
    Let's go out again sometime!
SIGN    Drop the tea about the hotel
    A girly get-together at a love hotel?
    IT'S HABBENING
    i can see shuwa-chan showing up post-strozero
    and coming onto chami-chan as if i was there
     Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy
SIGN    Chami-senpai could be my sub-mommy
[21:36] Awayuki
    Kaeru-chan's there.
SIGN    Chami-chan
     Sub-mommy
     Sub-mommy!
    Mommy
[21:39] Chami
    I-I won't be anyone's mommy that easily.
[21:42] Chami
    You should try to become
    an independent lady like me!
[21:46] Awayuki
    Incidentally...
[21:48] Awayuki
    When we went to the
    convenience store to buy dinner,
[21:51] Awayuki
    the clerk was stocking
    the drinks from the back,
[21:54] Awayuki
    and just as Chami-chan
    reached out to grab one...
SIGN    EEEEEEEK!
[21:59] Awayuki
    She got so scared, she let out the loudest
    scream I'd heard from her all day!
SIGN    lol
     A Chami-chan-packed episode from start to finish
     oh man so cute
     You can't go into a haunted house if that scares you
     Glad the hand didn't grab you!
     Convenience store staff = scarier than haunted house
     An independent lady, yep, story checks out
     Louder than in the amusement park, amazing
     That stuff is scary af!
[22:04] Chami
    P-Please forget that part!
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E8 - Episode 8

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[00:04] (Flashback) Mashiro
    I'm sorry about all the trouble I caused you.
[00:08] Awayuki
    H-Hey, it's fine. I don't mind at all.
[00:12] Awayuki
    You really don't have to apologize!
[00:16] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Hey, Awayuki-chan.
[00:19] (Flashback) Mashiro
    As long as we're doing this,
[00:20] (Flashback) Mashiro
    you think we should have
    pet names for each other?
[00:24] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Pet names?
[00:26] Mashiro
    Yeah. Because I really love you, Awayuki-chan.
[00:30] (Flashback) Awayuki
    S-Say what?!
[00:31] Awayuki
    L-L-Love me?!
[00:34] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Why are you freaking out? I mean as a friend.
[00:38] (Flashback) Awayuki
    O-Oh, of course!
[00:41] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Of course as a friend. Yep, yep, yep!
[00:44] (Flashback) Mashiro
    So, what do you think
    about the pet names thing?
[00:46] Awayuki
    Well, sounds great to me.
[00:48] Mashiro
    What do you wanna call me?
[00:54] (Flashback) Awayuki
    Maybe... Mashiron?
[00:55] Mashiro
    Mashiron?
[00:57] (Flashback) Awayuki
    W-Well, Hareru-senpai in first gen
    gets called Harerun, right?
[01:02] (Flashback) Awayuki
    And I really admire her, and...
[01:04] (Flashback) Awayuki
    And Mashiro-chan, you're like, um...
[01:08] (Flashback) Awayuki
    You're as close and dear to me
    as the person I admire,
[01:12] Awayuki
    so I thought it might be nice
    to use something with a similar ring.
[01:17] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Mashiron, huh? Sounds good!
[01:19] (Flashback) Mashiro
    It also sounds like "macaron," which is cute.
[01:22] (Flashback) Mashiro
    I like it!
[01:23] (Flashback) Awayuki
    R-Really?! That's great...
[01:26] (Flashback) Mashiro
    I've decided on one for you, too.
[01:28] (Flashback) Mashiro
    How about "Awa-chan"?
[01:30] (Flashback) Awayuki
    I love it! Mind if I ask why?
[01:33] (Flashback) Mashiro
    You're always going "awawa" in a panic.
[01:39] (Flashback) Mashiro
    Well, let's try them out right now.
[01:41] (Flashback) Awayuki
    R-Right!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
SIGN    This story contains fictionalized elements.
[03:14] Awayuki
    This story I'm about to tell is a little
    exaggerated for the sake of the video,
[03:19] Awayuki
    so please keep that in mind as you listen.
[03:22] Awayuki
    It started with my daily trip
    to the supermarket.
[03:26] Awayuki
    Oh, and the reason I'm in a T-shirt here
    is because it's my downtime,
[03:29] Awayuki
    not because my dress is too annoying to draw!
[03:33] Awayuki
    Huh? They're sold out...
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    StroZero
[03:37] Awayuki
    Guess I'll try somewhere else.
[03:39] Awayuki
    Huh?
[03:40] Awayuki
    Sold out here, too?
[03:41] Awayuki
    Oh, well. It'll be a little
    more expensive, but...
[03:48] Awayuki
    N-No way...
[03:50] Awayuki
    My bright spot in the day...
SIGN    The Drinker's Lemon Sour
    Lemon Castle
SIGN    Itawari Sakaba
    Lemon Sour
    The Classic Flavor
[03:55] Awayuki
    No way.
[03:57] Awayuki
    Well, I'll just call it a liver rest day...
[04:02] Awayuki
    Why?!
[04:02] Awayuki
    Again?!
[04:03] Awayuki
    Sold out?!
[04:05] Awayuki
    How can they not be selling it anywhere?
[04:08] Awayuki
    This has never happened before!
[04:12] Awayuki
    Could it be...
[04:13] Awayuki
    because of my streams?
[04:16] Awayuki
    Have I joined the ranks of the influencers?!
SIGN    Strong!!!!
SIGN    Strong!!!!
SIGN    Like this?
[04:19] Awayuki
    Maybe I'll start getting sponsorships!
SIGN    Or maybe this?
[04:21] Awayuki
    I could do a commercial or something!
[04:23] Awayuki
    But...
[04:24] Awayuki
    The bigger issue currently is that
    I have no StroZero on hand.
[04:28] Awayuki
    The anticipation from buying them in person
    has always been one of my little joys,
[04:31] Awayuki
    so I haven't tried this before now,
SIGN    Buy Now
[04:33] Awayuki
    but I'm left with no choice.
SIGN    Add to Cart
SIGN    Buy Now
[04:50] Awayuki
    Here we go, here we go, here we go!
[04:53] Awayuki
    My sweet li'l StroZero has arrived!
[04:58] Awayuki
    Eh?
[05:00] Awayuki
    Huh? Uh... huh?
[05:03] Awayuki
    Um, that's my package...
[05:08] Awayuki
    What?!
SIGN    Retrieve the stolen StroZero!
SIGN    Retrieve the stolen StroZero!
SIGN    Awayuki will speed up
    every time she shouts!
[05:12] Awayuki
    Wait!
[05:14] Awayuki
    Wait!
[05:14] Awayuki
    Wait, damn it!
[05:18] Awayuki
    Whew... All that working out
    with the Long Fit paid off.
[05:25] Awayuki
    The package is addressed to me.
[05:28] Awayuki
    Why are you doing this?
[05:30] Obsessed Fan
    ...StroZero...
[05:31] Awayuki
    What was that?
[05:33] Obsessed Fan
    It's just...
[05:34] Obsessed Fan
    I thought, if I didn't let you drink StroZero...
[05:37] Obsessed Fan
    You'd stop being Shuwa, and I'd be able
    to see Awayuki-chan's streams again!
[05:40] Awayuki
    Huh? You're a fan?
[05:43] Awayuki
    W-Wait, hang on...
[05:46] Obsessed Fan
    I knew you always got it from the
    store nearby, so I bought it all out.
[05:51] Awayuki
    S-So the reason it's all been
    sold out lately is...
[05:57] Awayuki
    Why do people have to channel
    their energy in the weirdest ways?!
[06:01] Obsessed Fan
    I always loved Awayuki-chan's streams!
[06:04] Obsessed Fan
    She's so beautiful, so charming!
[06:05] Obsessed Fan
    But ever since she went a little viral,
[06:07] Obsessed Fan
    suddenly she's always getting drunk
    and saying those perverted things!
[06:10] Obsessed Fan
    Those new people
    are only coming to laugh at her!
[06:15] Awayuki
    Um...
[06:19] Awayuki
    So, what did you do with
    the StroZero you bought?
[06:23] Obsessed Fan
    I sold it on Merc*ri.
[06:25] Awayuki
    You didn't drink it?
[06:28] Awayuki
    Can you... drink?
[06:41] Awayuki
    Try some.
SIGN    STOP
[06:44] Awayuki
    Oh, but don't drink it all at once!
[06:46] Awayuki
    Start with little sips.
[06:49] Obsessed Fan
    It's awful.
[06:51] Awayuki
    Right?! I felt the same way at first!
[06:54] Awayuki
    But you really start
    getting a taste for it, see?
[06:58] Awayuki
    Hup!
[07:00] Awayuki
    I think of my streams as being the same way.
[07:10] Awayuki
    And that's how it went down.
SIGN    Successfully Recovered
SIGN    StroZero
SIGN    Scary
     Seriously? I'm glad nothing happened
     wait wait wait wait
     So basically...
    You gotta get out of there, Awa-chan!
     I guess doxing does happen...
     Where you see one, there's thirty more you don't see
     So they know where you live??
[07:12] Awayuki
    Looks like some of you
     know where this is going.
[07:15] Awayuki
    That's right.
[07:17] Awayuki
    So anyway, I talked to the agency...
[07:19] Awayuki
    And, as you can see, I've moved!
[07:22] Awayuki
    Boy, they just gave me the nicest room!
SIGN    Whoa! Cleaner than I expected [1550 yen] moving present Is it actually this neat and tidy? Is your new room bigger? Note: Artist's conception lol Must be hard to move while also streaming as often as you do I'll help you unpack! Congrats!!!
[07:26] Awayuki
    Thanks so much!
SIGN    Buy any new furniture?
     lol
     ah
     yes this truly is shuwa-chan's room
[07:28] Awayuki
    Obviously, the fridge comes
    fully stocked with StroZero!
[07:30] Awayuki
    I wish it didn't have to be for this reason,
[07:33] Awayuki
    but since I've got more equipment
    and stuff due to being monetized,
[07:36] Awayuki
    my previous apartment was getting too small,
[07:39] Awayuki
    so it's actually just what I needed.
[07:41] Awayuki
    Also, I'm gonna have Mashiron over to this new
    apartment tomorrow to do an offline collab!
SIGN    Awa-Mashi Offline Collab
SIGN    Whooooooooa!
[07:50] Awayuki
    We came up with a great segment idea,
    so look forward to it!
SIGN    Shit is definitely gonna go down [10000 yen] congrats Their love nest?! Mashiron's coming to your house???? Madly in love Who's more dangerous in this situation, Awa-chan or Mashiron? It's a long-distance relationship lol Can't wait to see the segment! Flirting I bet
[07:56] Awayuki
    Well, let's meet again tomorrow
    when the light snow falls.
[08:12] Awayuki
    Though it's still in the state it was
    when I moved in...
[08:17] Awayuki
    Wait...
[08:18] Awayuki
    This is no laughing matter!
[08:20] Awayuki
    I've gotta clean up before Mashiron gets here!
[08:24] Awayuki
    I... I'd really better do something about this.
[08:38] Awayuki
    Coming!
[08:43] Mashiro
    Hello. Your beloved Mashiron has arrived!
[08:47] Awayuki
    Welcome! Come on in!
[08:49] Mashiro
    Well, I'm still not very used to the city...
[08:52] Mashiro
    Every second of it was like
    information overload.
[08:55] Mashiro
    I'm a little exhausted.
[08:57] Awayuki
    Well, you can rest now.
[08:58] Awayuki
    I'm making dinner!
[09:00] Mashiro
    Hooray!
[09:05] Mashiro
    It smells so good! And looks delicious!
[09:08] Awayuki
    Feel free to relax over there, Mashiron.
[09:11] Mashiro
    If I'm not in the way,
    would you mind if I watched?
[09:14] Mashiro
    I'm very curious about your cooking!
[09:16] Awayuki
    It's fine if you want to watch,
[09:18] Awayuki
    but I'm not going to put
    anything weird into it, okay?
[09:20] Mashiro
    No StroZero?
[09:21] Awayuki
    It's just normal nikujaga, so of course not!
[09:24] Mashiro
    Sugar, salt, mirin, soy sauce, StroZero.
[09:28] Awayuki
    Don't say it like it's a seasoning!
[09:32] Awayuki
    Want to taste it?
[09:33] Mashiro
    Can I? Hooray!
[09:35] Awayuki
    Just a minute!
[09:50] Awayuki
    H-Hey...
[09:54] Mashiro
    Say cheese!
[09:59] Mashiro
    Nice, nice!
[10:00] Mashiro
    That embarrassed expression
    after she blows on the nikujaga sample...
[10:03] Mashiro
    I think I'm gonna make this one my lock screen.
[10:10] Awayuki
    Send it to me later, too.
[10:12] Mashiro
    Okay!
[10:34] Awayuki
    It's not like that!
[10:36] Awayuki
    I put it all in one big bag to throw away,
    but it just didn't align with garbage day.
[10:40] Awayuki
    I didn't actually drink all that
    in such a short time!
[10:43] Awayuki
    Really, I... It's not like that...
[10:48] Mashiro
    And that's how the day went down.
[10:50] Mashiro
    This concludes my report on Awa-chan's home!
SIGN    adorbs
SIGN    dang it's super adorbs
SIGN    Stanning this sleepover for s°x.
    Mashiron being the aggressor makes it hotter
SIGN    But who is this pure streamer
    Mashiron is preying on? A new girl?
[10:54] Awayuki
    Is this what they call public shaming?
[10:57] Mashiro
    I was the one who requested
    an offline collab, after all.
[10:59] Mashiro
    I have a responsibility to report the facts.
SIGN    I heard Mashiron was making a woman
    out of the pure Awa-chan
SIGN    I stan them both now and forever
SIGN    My ideal OGs
SIGN    Yeah, it used to be Mashiron taking
    the lead like this, really takes me back
SIGN     I'm glad to see my oshi so happy!
    I'd send a super chat but I've hit the limit!
SIGN    Alice-chan (sob)
[11:05] Mashiro
    Well, that's enough buildup.
[11:08] Mashiro
    It's time for today's main segment:
[11:11] Mashiro
    Let's think up a new outfit
    for Awa-chan together!
[11:14] Mashiro
    If anyone has a good idea,
    I'll do a simple design sketch,
[11:18] Mashiro
    and you can all give your opinions on it!
[11:20] Awayuki
    You and I can think of ideas, too!
[11:22] Mashiro
    Yeah.
[11:23] Mashiro
    But I don't know if we should be
    designing it for Awa-chan or Shuwa-chan...
[11:28] Awayuki
    If you're designing it, Mashiron, I want to
    wear it in as many situations as possible!
[11:34] Mashiro
    Oh, so an outfit for both
    Shuwa-chan and Awa-chan?
[11:38] Awayuki
    I suppose it's not easy, huh?
[11:40] Mashiro
    I'll think about it. We might get inspired!
[11:44] Awayuki
    Really?! Hooray!
[11:46] Mashiro
    Chat, I hope you'll think
    along those lines as well.
[11:52] Mashiro
    "Yes, yes, yes! Haute couture StroZero!
    This has to be it!" someone says.
[11:56] Awayuki
    No, that's totally wrong!
    Did you even hear what I said?!
[12:00] Mashiro
    Hold on just a second here, Awa-chan.
[12:02] Mashiro
    In all things, you never know until you try.
[12:06] Mashiro
    Let me try and draw it,
    and you can judge it then.
[12:10] Awayuki
    Well, your eyes are telling the whole story...
[12:13] Awayuki
    They say "Ah, this intrigues me."
[12:15] Mashiro
    Awaken, chemical reaction!
[12:17] Awayuki
    Hey, wai—
[12:21] Mashiro
    Whew, I think that's done.
[12:23] Awayuki
    Hey, why do you look so satisfied?!
[12:27] Awayuki
    It's not workable in reality,
    but maybe as a Shuwa outfit...
[12:31] Awayuki
    Even if I were to deem it acceptable—
[12:35] Awayuki
    against all my instincts—
SIGN    Good evening
     I've been waiting for this one
     Another pure day
     A fine evening to you
     Last night's stream was really lovely
     I'm happy to see my pure Awayuki-san another night
     I'm waiting with perfect patience
     This is the moment I live for
[12:36] Awayuki
    if the supposedly pure Awa were to
    show up one day wearing this outfit
SIGN    !?!?!?
     um......
     Um, Awayuki-san???
     wut
     A n-new outfit?
[12:40] Awayuki
    and say, "Isn't this another
    lovely night of light snowfall?",
[12:43] Awayuki
    it would lead to a huge scandal!
SIGN    Now Hiring Streamers
    Join the "shining" girls of Live-On
[12:47] Mashiro
    I think a streamer like that
    would fit right in at Live-On, don't you?
[12:50] Mashiro
    Besides, you already had a scandal
    with your accidental stream, right?
[12:56] Awayuki
    Fair enough.
[12:57] Mashiro
    Now, Awa-chan, do you think
    this outfit is acceptable?
SIGN    Wow, haute couture strozero. Just what I ordered... She did it lol "Well, it's Live-On" is the answer to many questions What does it mean that she finished that picture so quickly? Recycled fashion Truly, this is art. Can't argue with it lmao This is the peak of sustainable art The age of diversity!!
[13:01] Awayuki
    It's a total bomb!
[13:03] Mashiro
    Too bad. But I'm gonna keep trying!
SIGN    A fantasy outfit
SIGN    school uniform next plz!
SIGN    military uniform
SIGN    China dress!
SIGN    China dress!
SIGN    Gothic lolita
SIGN    Reverse bunny
SIGN    Bunny
SIGN    Cheerleader
[13:16] Mashiro
    How's this?
[13:17] Awayuki
    It's cute and cool and so grown-up!
[13:20] Awayuki
    Huh?
[13:21] Awayuki
    But is that my br—
[13:22] Mashiro
    That's not a bra. It's a portal to the abyss.
[13:26] Awayuki
    Huh?
[13:27] Mashiro
    Look. You can see the abyss
    gazing back into you.
[13:32] Awayuki
    I feel like I've heard that
    saying somewhere before.
[13:34] Mashiro
    Okay, let's keep it rolling!
[13:46] Mashiro
    I'll have to talk to management first,
    so I can't say this design is confirmed yet,
[13:51] Mashiro
    but I think it came out well.
[13:53] Awayuki
    That's right!
[13:55] Awayuki
    Mashiron and chat, thank you all very much!
[14:01] Awayuki
    Now that we've finished what
    we started this stream to do,
[14:05] Awayuki
    let's shower off, brush our teeth, and sleep!
[14:08] Awayuki
    Mashiron, you can use the bath before me!
[14:11] Awayuki
    Guests first, of course!
[14:14] Mashiro
    What are you saying? We're bathing together.
[14:18] Awayuki
    I beg your pardon?
[14:20] Mashiro
    Let's bathe together.
[14:22] Awayuki
    Mashiron, are you drunk?
[14:24] Awayuki
    But there was no StroZero in the food today...
[14:27] Awayuki
    Which means... remote brainwashing
    from Sei-sama?!
[14:31] Mashiro
    Apologize to Sei-sama.
[14:32] Mashiro
    Anyway...
[14:34] Mashiro
    You don't wanna?
[14:37] Awayuki
    I-It's not that I don't want to, but...
[14:41] Awayuki
    Don't blame me if you get jumped.
[14:43] Mashiro
    Don't worry. We've known each other
    long enough. I trust you.
[14:47] Awayuki
    Then let's at least wear bath towels.
[14:52] Awayuki
    No looking when we scrub each other, either.
[14:54] Awayuki
    If you agree to that, I'm in!
[14:56] Mashiro
    Aww? Okay.
[14:58] Awayuki
    Anyway, that's the end of the stream.
[15:01] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls.
[15:05] Mashiro
    Bye-bye!
SIGN    Thank You For Watching
[15:07] Mashiro
    I'll report back on what happens
    between bathtime and bedtime!
SIGN    The livestream has ended.
[15:26] Mashiro
    Boy, hot baths are nice, right?
[15:29] Mashiro
    I'm so relaxed,
    I feel like I'm gonna melt away.
[15:32] Awayuki
    R-Right.
[15:34] Mashiro
    You know, Awa-chan, you're very ample.
[15:37] Awayuki
    I-In what respect?
[15:39] Mashiro
    Your chest. You seem to have
    considerable assets.
[15:43] Awayuki
    Well, size isn't the only metric to judge by...
[15:47] Awayuki
    I think yours are way more magnificent, anyway.
[15:51] Mashiro
    How would you know?
    You've been looking away the whole time.
[15:55] Awayuki
    I-I've been stealing glances!
[15:58] Awayuki
    O-Only with the towel on, of course!
[16:01] Mashiro
    Really? I'm not sure I can accept that.
[16:05] Mashiro
    Have a good look at my chest, and then decide.
[16:08] Awayuki
    Huh? Huh?!
[16:09] Mashiro
    Hurry! Hurry!
[16:13] Awayuki
    Huh?
[16:17] Awayuki
    Eek! Mashiro, you perv!
[16:20] Awayuki
    Shameless! Sei-sama!
[16:26] Mashiro
    Well? Can you sleep, Awa-chan?
[16:30] Awayuki
    I'm honestly not sure.
[16:33] Mashiro
    How come?
[16:34] Awayuki
    Because there's a little devil
    lying next to me!
[16:37] Mashiro
    Oh, how awful for you.
[16:40] Mashiro
    But I think I'm pretty tired.
[16:43] Mashiro
    It's been a wild day for me.
[16:45] Awayuki
    You did seem to be having a lot of fun, yeah.
[16:48] Awayuki
    Since I invited you here,
    I'm really glad you enjoyed it.
[16:53] Mashiro
    Sorry if I overdid it a little.
[16:56] Awayuki
    Not at all. I think I had a lot of fun, too.
[17:01] Awayuki
    But what got you so worked up?
[17:03] Awayuki
    Was it, like, the excitement
    of travel, or something?
[17:07] Mashiro
    Hmm... Okay, I'm talking in my sleep now.
[17:11] Awayuki
    Huh?
[17:12] Mashiro
    Get it? Everything I say from now
    is just sleeptalk.
[17:15] Mashiro
    So if anything comes off weird,
    just write it off as that.
[17:19] Awayuki
    R-Right.
[17:21] Mashiro
    I think I've been watching you
    pretty much since your debut.
[17:26] Mashiro
    Back then... Well, maybe even now,
[17:30] Mashiro
    you weren't exactly a natural at this.
[17:34] Mashiro
    You did streams every day
    desperately looking for good content,
[17:38] Mashiro
    and I could see it
    wearing you down day after day.
[17:43] Awayuki
    Right...
[17:44] Mashiro
    I'm sleeptalking, so please don't respond.
[17:47] Awayuki
    W-Well, I'm also sleeptalking, then.
[17:51] Mashiro
    Well, okay.
[17:53] Mashiro
    I like people who work really hard.
[17:55] Mashiro
    I want their hard work to get rewarded.
[17:59] Mashiro
    I want that to be how the world works.
[18:03] Mashiro
    Honestly, I tend to really fangirl
    over that kind of person.
[18:07] Mashiro
    So I've been rooting for you this whole time.
[18:11] Mashiro
    Not as your "mother," but just as a fan.
[18:19] Mashiro
    Do you remember the first time
    we talked on the phone?
[18:23] Awayuki
    Yeah. I was surprised by
    how passionate you were.
[18:27] Mashiro
    Not that part.
[18:30] Awayuki
    I remember.
[18:32] Awayuki
    You said my hardship now would make
    my future happiness shine even brighter.
[18:37] Mashiro
    I feel like you took your first step then,
    and now you're finishing your run-up.
[18:44] Mashiro
    Since the day of your accidental stream,
[18:46] Awayuki
    I feel like your voice has been
    getting brighter day by day.
[18:49] Mashiro
    And meeting you IRL confirmed it for me.
[18:53] Mashiro
    When you're streaming,
    and even when you aren't,
[18:56] Mashiro
    you're so full of life, Awa-chan.
[18:58] Mashiro
    Like you're having so much fun.
[19:00] Mashiro
    That made me really happy.
[19:03] Mashiro
    I guess I got carried away and said
    some out-of-character things.
[19:11] Awayuki
    I think I was really lost back then.
[19:15] Awayuki
    I had no confidence in myself,
    and when I became Kokorone Awayuki,
[19:20] Awayuki
    I couldn't show myself in front of people
    except when I was playing that part.
[19:24] Awayuki
    But that's not how it is now.
[19:25] Awayuki
    Awayuki is the form in which I can be myself.
[19:30] Awayuki
    And I've got people who accept that.
[19:34] Awayuki
    Genmates, senpais, a manager, and...
[19:40] Awayuki
    a best friend.
[19:42] Awayuki
    I'm having an amazing time with
    all these amazing people, as myself.
[19:49] Awayuki
    You're right, Mashiron.
[19:50] Awayuki
    I'm having fun. Tons of fun.
[19:54] Mashiron
    I see. I'm really glad to hear that.
[20:02] Mashiron
    Congratulations, Awa-chan.
    I'll always root for you.
[20:06] Mashiron
    And as long as you want to keep doing this,
    I'll support you in making it happen.
[20:14] Mashiron
    We'll build each other up and make Live-On
    a better and more exciting place to be.
[20:18] Mashiron
    And I'll do it all as your
    genmate, Irodori Mashiro.
[20:23] Awayuki
    Thanks, Mashiron. For everything we've done,
    and everything I'm sure we'll do.
[20:32] Mashiro
    A-Anyway, let's get some sleep.
[20:34] Awayuki
    Y-Yeah.
[20:38] Mashiro
    Good night, Awa-chan.
[20:40] Awayuki
    Good night, Mashiron.
[20:50] Awayuki
    Mashiron, is something wrong?
[20:54] Mashiro
    Just thinking back to when I got
    really ticked off over a rude comment.
SIGN    What was that comment?
    You wanna say that again to my face?!
SIGN    Awayuki-chan, who showed up to stop the fight
SIGN    It's not about that!
    You're on stream!
SIGN    What's wrong with a mother drawing her daughter's
    n°ppl°s?! It would be weirder to feel ashamed!!
[21:03] Mashiro
    You called me time and again to stop me, right?
[21:07] Mashiro
    You helped me get my head back on straight.
[21:10] Mashiro
    The way you're usually so calm,
[21:12] Mashiro
    but you'll move heaven and earth
    to help someone in trouble...
[21:16] Mashiro
    It made me realize I wanted to know this girl
    better, not just as a mother or as a fan.
[21:25] Mashiro
    O-Of course, I'm sorry
    about making trouble for you.
[21:29] Mashiro
    I still feel pretty pathetic,
    thinking about my cringe phase.
[21:36] Awayuki
    Mashiron, I said something to you back then.
[21:39] Awayuki
    I guess you don't remember,
    so I'll say it again!
[21:42] Awayuki
    Mashiron, you're not pathetic!
[21:44] Awayuki
    You're great at art, and you have a cool voice,
[21:46] Awayuki
    and you're great at talking, and you're nice!
[21:49] Awayuki
    You should have more confidence!
[21:51] Awayuki
    I mean, the comment that ticked you off
    so bad was dissing me, right?
[21:56] Awayuki
    So that made me really happy,
[21:58] Awayuki
    and I thought you were so dashing, and...
[22:00] Awayuki
    Also, also...
[22:05] Mashiro
    That's enough. I remember.
[22:09] Mashiro
    Thanks.
[22:12] Mashiro
    I love you, Awa-chan.
[22:17] Awayuki
    Yeah.
[22:19] Awayuki
    I love you, too.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E9 - Episode 9

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SIGN    Miko-lo~
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[00:00] Shion
    Miko-lo, everybody!
SIGN    I stan variety segments
[00:02] Shion
    This is Mommy Kaminari Shion, the lady who
    would be mommy to Mother Thrsa if she could!
SIGN    Mommy Shion so cute
[00:06] Shion
    And today, I've got
    all my dear friends with me!
SIGN    So fun
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Miko-lo~
    Miko-lo~
    Haven't had a big collab like this in a while!
     Here we go!
     Just what are you going to do here, Mommy Shion...
     Miko-lo, all!!!
     Miko-lo~
     Miko-lo~
     Mommy Shion will be a great mommy!
[00:10] Shion
    Can we all say hello?
SIGN    Haven't seen a big collab like this in a while!
[00:12] Awayuki/Sei/Hikari/Alice/Nekoma/Kaeru
    Miko-lo!
[00:14] Shion
    Oh, what a great job!
[00:17] Shion
    I'm Mommy Shion, and I'll be playing host
    and straightwoman to this week's segment,
[00:24] Shion
    the Live-On 1 Grand Prix,
    or L-1 Grand Prix for short!
[00:26] Shion
    Thank you all for coming!
[00:30] Shion
    Now, I'm going to make our streamers
    do skits on a given topic in pairs!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[00:38] Shion
    They won't have any knowledge
    of the topics in advance,
[00:40] Shion
    so I fully expect indescribable chaos...
[00:44] Shion
    But which team will give us
    the most memorable skit?!
[00:48] Shion
    The winner gets 200,000 yen!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner
    Prize Money: ¥200,000
[00:51] Shion
    Mommy's funding this one out of her own pocket!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[02:26] Shion
    Here's our first pair!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[02:29] Shion
    The Kokorone Awayuki and Utsuki Sei
    "On-Air Faux Pair" is in the house!
SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair
SIGN    On-Air Faux Pair
[02:35] Sei
    Looks like it's our turn, Awayuki-kun.
[02:38] Sei
    Let's show them how it's done.
[02:40] Awayuki
    Yes! I'll show them an
    on-air faux pas for the books!
[02:44] Shion
    Shuwa-chan, it's not an on-air faux pas
    if you're trying to make it happen...
SIGN    This is so exciting, it's like a lead K°m°n Rider teaming up with a Sentai Red
     I think we're going to see mutual annihilation in the form of getting banned
     roflcopter fleet incoming
     "And here's our next pairing, matter and anti-matter..."
     At least come up with a good team name
     The °onsumer °ffairs °gency issued an alert about
    not combining these two Live-On substances
     Recipe for disaster
     Just try to keep collateral damage to a minimum...
SIGN    I wonder what the topics are like
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[02:50] Shion
    Okay, here comes your topic!
SIGN    Starting with these two?
     Setting the bar high, much?
[02:52] Shion
    Everyone, watch the stream!
[02:54] Shion
    Let's start the countdown to hell!
SIGN    These two will aim to cause an incident
SIGN    Convenience Store
[02:58] Shion
    Okay! The topic for our first skit
    is "Convenience Store"!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
    
    On-Air Faux Pair
[03:02] Shion
    All right! Let's get started!
[03:07] Awayuki
    Boy, it's cold out there!
[03:09] Awayuki
    What'll I buy today?
[03:11] Sei
    Hey. Welcomeinmymouth.
[03:14] Awayuki
    Huh? Did that clerk just say something?
[03:16] Sei
    Welcome in!
[03:18] Awayuki
    Gosh! You spoke so quickly,
    I thought you said something else at first!
[03:21] Shion
    You should get fired for that one!
[03:23] Awayuki
    Well, I think I'll buy a hot drink.
[03:27] Sei
    Excuse me, my most enchanting customer.
[03:30] Awayuki
    Wh-What?
[03:31] Sei
    As it happens, we've just begun
    stocking a certain kind of video.
[03:34] Sei
    Would you like to watch one?
[03:36] Awayuki
    What? You mean like movies?
[03:39] Awayuki
    That sounds great! What have you got?
[03:41] Sei
    Many things.
[03:43] Awayuki
    Do you have Spder-Mn XXX?
[03:45] Sei
    We do.
[03:45] Awayuki
    Do you have Irn Mn XXX?
[03:47] Sei
    We do.
[03:48] Awayuki
    Do you have Th* Avngrs?
[03:50] Sei
    No.
[03:50] Shion
    Why do you have the porn parodies
    and not the real thing?!
[03:54] Awayuki
    Well, I'll decide what I want to buy later.
[03:57] Awayuki
    I'd like to look around first.
[03:58] Sei
    By all means.
[04:00] Sei
    This convenience store, Lotion, run by I,
    Sei-sama, keeps many things in stock!
[04:05] Shion
    Why did your shop's name have to be that?!
[04:08] Awayuki
    Could you tally these up?
[04:11] Sei
    Very well.
[04:12] Sei
    Would you like to add a hot snack onto that?
SIGN    Recommended
SIGN    Futanari Set
[04:15] Sei
    I recommend our two-steamy-
    meat-buns-and-wiener combo.
[04:19] Shion
    Someone report her for sexual harassment!
[04:21] Awayuki
    I actually have a Gangr Tamago-chan
    fetish, so I'll take an oden egg.
[04:24] Shion
    You're banned from this world forever!
[04:26] Sei
    Well, here's your oden.
[04:29] Sei
    Would you like... these too?
[04:31] Awayuki
    Yes, please. I keep getting runs
    in mine, so I'm almost out.
[04:35] Sei
    You want to equip th-these?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You want to equip th-these? Hahh... hahh... °gulp°
[04:40] Awayuki
    That's a great impression
    of a shopkeeper from an RPG!
[04:44] Shion
    We officially apologize
    to all fantasy shopkeepers!
[04:47] Sei
    Is this all you wish to buy, Awayuki-kun?
[04:50] Awayuki
    No, there's also...
[04:54] Sei
    You want to equip th-these here?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You want to equip th-these here? Hahh... hahh... °gulp°
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
    
    Equip
[04:58] Shion
    E-Equip them where? And why
    are you so hot and bothered?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A-Are you sure?
[05:02] Awayuki
    A-Are you sure? Maybe I'll try
    them on, just for a taste...
SIGN    Maybe I'll try them on, just for a taste... Heehee...
[05:07] Shion
    Why are you going along with her?
    Am I the one who's crazy here?!
[05:12] Sei
    While we're at it,
    let's equip those stockings, too!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    While we're at it, let's equip those stockings, too!
    How about it, Awayuki-kun?!
[05:15] Sei
    How about it, Awayuki-kun?!
SIGN    Sounds great!
[05:17] Awayuki
    Sounds great! I feel like my existing
    equipment is in the way, though...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I feel like my existing equipment is in the way, though...
SIGN    Cowlick
    
    
    T-Shirt
    
    
    Shoes
    
    
    StroZero
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Shuwa
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Equip.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    HP:
SIGN    GP:
SIGN    ATK:
SIGN    DEF:
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Head:
    
    
    Body:
    
    
    Legs:
    
    
    Weapon:
SIGN    Optimize
SIGN    Remove All
[05:21] Awayuki
    I'll take off all my equipment
    except the StroZero and the stockings.
SIGN    ---
    
    
    ---
    
    
    ---
    
    
    ---
SIGN    ---
    
    
    StroZero
    
    
    Stockings
    
    
    ---
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[05:34] Shion
    Our next pair is the Power Pair, starring
    Soma Alice-chan and Matsuriya Hikari-chan!
SIGN    Power Pair
SIGN    Power Pair
[05:41] Hikari
    Hi-ho! The festival lights
    bring a real hullaballoo!
[05:44] Hikari
    I'm Matsuriya Hikari!
[05:45] Alice
    All roads lead to Awayuki-dono!
[05:48] Alice
    I am Soma Alice!
[05:50] Shion
    Thanks so much for that introduction!
[05:52] Shion
    You're pairing up again today.
    I guess you guys get along well, huh?
[05:56] Alice
    Yes!
[05:58] Alice
    When I was investigating
    third-genners close to Awayuki-dono
[06:00] Alice
    as I searched for a way to breach her defenses,
[06:02] Alice
    I found my chemistry with
    Hikari-dono to be especially potent!
[06:07] Shion
    Not the pure motive I expected.
[06:11] Hikari
    Someday, I'll end up in the
    beloved-senpai position for Alice-chan!
[06:16] Alice
    Don't get so full of yourself,
    you oppai loli.
[06:19] Hikari
    What was that?! I'm not a loli!
[06:21] Hikari
    I'm old enough to drink!
[06:23] Alice
    Pardon me. I meant to say "legal loli."
[06:27] Hikari
    Change the "loli" part!
SIGN    Hikari-chan's energetic and cute
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[06:29] Shion
    Okay, but you'd better get it in gear
    if you want to win this contest!
SIGN    I love that pair! They get along so well
SIGN    Thanks for the term "legal loli"
SIGN    Hero and Demon King
[06:36] Shion
    "Hero and Demon King"! This one
    might be a little bit challenging!
[06:41] Shion
    Okay, start it up!
[06:44] Hikari
    Cruel and vicious Demon King!
[06:45] Hikari
    I, the Hero, shall bring you to your end!
[06:50] Alice
    A mere human rat seeks to
    defeat me, the Demon King?
[06:53] Alice
    Save your dreams for bedtime, fool.
[06:57] Shion
    This is great!
[06:58] Hikari
    I have too much at stake to lose now!
[07:01] Hikari
    I'll avenge my fallen comrades,
    Daniel, Johnny, Greg, Layla, and Daniel!
[07:08] Shion
    Did she just say "Daniel" twice?
[07:12] Alice
    P-Perhaps you had
    two comrades with the same name?
[07:16] Hikari
    Y-Yes! That's what I meant to say!
[07:20] Hikari
    With the sacred sword Excalibur,
    blessed by the Holy Princess's prayers,
[07:24] Hikari
    I shall defeat you!
[07:25] Hikari
    Her power now lies within this sword!
[07:29] Alice
    Do you have some reason to think that?
[07:32] Hikari
    I do!
[07:33] Hikari
    Because I ran the princess through
    with the sacred sword myself!
[07:38] Alice/Shion
    You ran the princess through?!
[07:42] Hikari
    It was the only way to defeat the Demon King.
[07:45] Alice
    Um, d-did the princess die?
[07:48] Hikari
    Yes. But her death won't be in vain.
[07:52] Hikari
    I stand now atop a mountain of sacrifices!
[07:55] Alice
    D-Do you? I feel a bit bad about that...
[08:01] Shion
    This is great, just great!
[08:02] Shion
    It's totally getting out of hand!
[08:03] Shion
    This is just what Mommy wanted to see!
[08:08] Hikari
    Here I come!
[08:10] Shion
    C'mon, mods! Mommy wanted to see more!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Improv skits need that chaotic turn
SIGN    Ad-libs were gentle, Hikari-chan is cute
[08:15] Shion
    It's a shame, but let's move
    onto our last pair!
SIGN    This last team seems even more uncontrollable
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[08:18] Shion
    Can they forge an upset
    in this heated-up arena?!
[08:23] Shion
    Hirune Nekoma and Yamatani Kaeru's
    Reversal Pair!
SIGN    Reversal Pair
SIGN    Reversal Pair
[08:30] Nekoma
    I'm Nekoma, who smelled the beginnings
    of a lousy story and woke up from her nap!
[08:36] Kaeru
    Konnipple-wa to my chat mommies.
[08:39] Kaeru
    This is Kaeru, who mentioned that greeting
    might be growing rather worn out in a stream,
SIGN    Konnipple-wa!
    Worn out... nipples??
     You have a new one?
     Please don't say "worn out" about that!
     You have used it a lot lol
     Konniple-wa!
     "Nipple baby with bad greetings," huh?
     A new baby genre is born
[08:42] Kaeru
    only to be called a nipple baby with
    bad greetings for her troubles. Hmph.
[08:46] Shion
    Thanks, you two!
[08:48] Shion
    Is there a reason you decided to
    call yourselves the "Reversal Pair"?
[08:52] Nekoma
    I'll explain that one!
[08:55] Nekoma
    It's because I have tastes that are
    the total opposite of a normal person,
[08:59] Nekoma
    and because Kaeru-chan keeps
    regressing further into infancy over time,
[09:03] Nekoma
    hence "reversal"!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Professor Nekoma's Q&A Corner
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Q: Why the name "Reversal Pair"?
SIGN    A: Because I have tastes that are the total opposite
    of a normal person, and Kaeru-chan keeps regressing
    further and further into infancy over time,
    hence "reversal."
[09:04] Shion
    I see! I don't think I get it, but okay!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
[09:08] Shion
    Here we go!
SIGN    These two are way off the beaten track
SIGN    Apology Press Conference
[09:11] Shion
    "Apology Press Conference"!
[09:13] Shion
    Your topic is an apology press conference!
[09:16] Kaeru
    Nekoma-senpai, have you ever
    had to apologize for anything?
[09:19] Nekoma
    Never.
[09:20] Kaeru
    That's a problem. Neither have I.
[09:21] Kaeru
    We have a severe handicap from step one.
[09:24] Shion
    Are you sure you want to put yourselves
    up on a pedestal like that?
[09:28] Shion
    Do you think you're saints or something?
[09:31] Shion
    Nekoma, why not apologize
    for all the ways you've used me
[09:35] Shion
    as the foil to your ridiculous antics?
[09:38] Kaeru
    Well, it does seem like we're
    not getting anywhere otherwise.
[09:41] Kaeru
    I'll act as the apologizer.
[09:43] Shion
    All ready to go, then?
[09:45] Shion
    Then, press conference... ready, start!
SIGN    Live-On Fourth Gen
     Yamatani Kaeru
[09:49] Kaeru
    Thank you all immensely
    for joining me here today.
[09:54] Kaeru
    The Yamatani Kaeru apology
    press conference will now begin.
[10:04] Kaeru
    I'm terribly sorry
    for all the trouble I've caused.
[10:09] Nekoma
    Nya-nyan!
[10:10] Nekoma
    Question from Hirune Nekoma,
    second-genner from Weekly Sentence Sprng!
[10:14] Nekoma
    It's said that Ms. Yamatani Kaeru
    ran onto set during filming
SIGN    Ran onto set during filming
SIGN    CG Recreation
SIGN    Yamatani Kaeru,
    invading a children's TV program
[10:17] Nekoma
    of the preschooler program "Mommy and Me."
SIGN    Held adoption forms to two female cast members
[10:20] Nekoma
    She then held out adoption forms
    to Song Mommy and Exercise Mommy,
[10:24] Nekoma
    pretending to be a young child
    and throwing the production into chaos!
SIGN    Pretended to be a young child, threw production into chaos
[10:30] Nekoma
    Is this all true?
[10:33] Kaeru
    Yes. Everything you've said is true.
[10:38] Nekoma
    And why did you do it?
[10:40] Kaeru
    If I may be blunt, I couldn't hold back
    my powerful desire to revert to infancy.
[10:47] Kaeru
    After all, though my body
    is that of a grown-up,
[10:51] Kaeru
    the burning soul slumbering
    inside me is that of a baby.
[10:54] Kaeru
    Thus, it truly pains me to even have
    my conduct be labeled inappropriate.
[11:00] Kaeru
    At the very least, in that moment, my
    excitement to be part of the show I've longed
[11:05] Kaeru
    to participate in for so long reduced
    all my thought processes to baby level.
[11:08] Nekoma
    I-Is that so?
[11:10] Nekoma
    It sounds like you're insisting
    you're a baby, then?
[11:15] Nekoma
    Would you mind if I asked your actual age?
[11:17] Kaeru
    Age is but a number.
[11:19] Kaeru
    The elderly are the ones who fail to see that.
[11:21] Nekoma
    No baby would ever say that!
[11:25] Kaeru
    On that point, isn't it strange that I am
    the only one receiving criticism in this case?
SIGN    Yamatani
SIGN    Objection!
[11:30] Kaeru
    I happen to know that that Nekoma reporter
    has committed numerous crimes of her own!
SIGN    Hirune
[11:35] Nekoma
    Nya?!
[11:36] Kaeru
    I'll expose all of your crimes,
    so prepare yourself!
[11:42] Nekoma
    Nya-nya-nya..
[11:44] Shion
    Oh! Wh-What just happened here?!
[11:46] Shion
    They're switching sides?
[11:48] Kaeru
    This is reporter Yamatani Kaeru.
[11:51] Kaeru
    Thank you for having me.
[11:53] Kaeru
    Recently, you invited
    three friends to play baseball,
[11:58] Kaeru
    but it was actually a baseball video game—
    the crappiest in history.
[12:01] Kaeru
    In other words, MAJ—
[12:03] Shion
    And the mods called it off!
[12:05] Shion
    We'll now announce the winner!
[12:08] Shion
    The most exciting and memorable skit was...
[12:12] Shion
    The On-Air Faux Pair!
[12:16] Sei/Awayuki
    Hooray!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix Winner
SIGN    Prize Money
[12:19] Shion
    You did seem the most in sync!
[12:22] Awayuki
    Yeah, I'm rakin' it in!
[12:25] Awayuki
    Yeah! Let's all get sushi
    not on a conveyor belt!
[12:29] Awayuki
    It's on me and Sei-sama!
[12:31] Sei
    Sounds good to me.
[12:32] Sei
    All streamers and staff who wish
    to participate, report to me.
[12:36] Sei
    Let's all have a magnificent night!
[12:39] Alice/Hikari/Nekoma/Kaeru
    Hooray!
SIGN    L-1 Grand Prix
SIGN    Please Wait
[12:47] Awayuki
    Pshah! It's like Lxnin for your eyes—
    Shuwa-chan's stream is now on air!
[12:52] Awayuki
    Today, I've invited Eirai-chan over
    to play a horror game!
[12:57] Eirai
    I don't really want to, though.
[13:00] Awayuki
    But you gotta do it, girl!
[13:03] Awayuki
    For those who are out of the loop,
    lemme explain.
SIGN    Testing the Theory...
SIGN    That a Zoo’s Director
    
    
    
    Should Know All Animal Trivia
[13:07] Awayuki
    This collab concept started
    from the animal trivia segments
[13:10] Awayuki
    Eirai-chan was doing on her own channel.
SIGN    What is the world's
    largest animal?
[13:13] Awayuki
    If she couldn't answer all the animal
    questions posed to her by her listeners,
SIGN    What is the animal
    most lethal to humans?
[13:17] Awayuki
    she'd be forced to undergo
    a punishment voted on by the chat.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Chat Punishment Survey
     No.1 Play a horror game
     No.2 ASMR Roleplay
     No.3 Ten rapidfire impressions
     No.4 Salt licorice taste test
     No.5 Acupressure foot massage
     No.6 Self-introduction rap
     No.7 Change speech tic for one week
     Other
SIGN    
    24.8%
    21.2%
    15.6%
    13.7%
    12%
    9%
    3.1%
    0.9%
SIGN    What is Director
    Eirai's weight?
SIGN    What is Director
    Eirai's weight?
[13:22] Awayuki
    "What is Director Eirai's weight?!"
[13:25] Awayuki
    Unable to answer, she was forced
    to wave the white flag.
[13:29] Awayuki
    But she's technically an animal,
    so she couldn't object.
[13:32] Awayuki
    A true strategic victory!
[13:34] Awayuki
    Then her moment of defeat got clipped
    and blew up online.
SIGN    Weight?!
SIGN    Director falls on her sword (to save herself)
[13:38] Awayuki
    Anyway, here's the punishment
    that was decided on!
SIGN    Ao Oni
SIGN    That takes me back LFG huge face lol There we are! You've never played this? Fr? Good luck finishing it... Just looks like HIAKIN to me I'm scared of the sounds
[13:43] Awayuki
    What's more, Eirai-chan famously cannot
    handle horror games. At all.
[13:47] Eirai
    I don't wanna do it.
[13:50] Eirai
    I thought pairing up might make it more
    bearable, so I begged my senpai to help me.
[13:54] Awayuki
    And so,
[13:55] Awayuki
    I am here!
[13:57] Awayuki
    Anyway, that's that.
[13:58] Awayuki
    If you loved me enough to choose me as
    your partner, you shoulda said so earlier.
[14:02] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[14:04] Eirai
    Please don't add to my
    already existing punishment.
[14:07] Eirai
    You just seemed the most likely one
    to disrupt a horror game's atmosphere.
[14:13] Awayuki
    Shucks, so I'm like your
    emotional support person?
[14:17] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[14:18] Eirai
    Is copulation all you think about? Bad girl!
SIGN    Eirai
     "You're like a cat in heat!"
[14:21] Eirai
    You're like a cat in heat!
[14:22] Eirai
    Honestly.
[14:23] Eirai
    Let's just start playing the game already.
[14:26] Awayuki
    I "played" with a game just yesterday!
SIGN    Awayuki
     "I 'played' with a game just yesterday!"
[14:28] Eirai
    Please keep your pornographic
    admissions to yourself.
[14:31] Awayuki
    Live-On!
[14:32] Eirai
    Okay, let's begin.
SIGN    Ao Oni
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    An abandoned mansion on the outskirts of town.
SIGN    It's said that monsters appear there.
SIGN    Takuro
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    It's cleaner in here than I expected.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mika
SIGN    I feel a chill...
[14:54] Awayuki
    Go for it, Eirai-chan! Relax, relax!
[14:57] Eirai
    You can only be so calm
    because you've played this before!
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    It's locked.
[15:02] Awayuki
    Horror games are a great thing!
[15:04] Awayuki
    Try to think of it like the game's
    creator making you their plaything,
[15:08] Awayuki
    sending jolts through you
    at carefully pre-planned moments!
[15:10] Awayuki
    Doesn't it get you all hot and bothered?
[15:12] Awayuki
    Wanna have sx?
[15:13] Eirai
    I don't think that's how you're
    supposed to enjoy horror games!
[15:17] Eirai
    And stop coming onto me already!
[15:19] Awayuki
    Aw, what's the big deal?
[15:22] Awayuki
    It's just my schtick,
    like how you act the know-it-all.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The dishes are cracked.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Dish Fragment.
[15:26] Eirai
    It may be time to retire
    that particular schtick.
[15:29] Awayuki
    Oh?
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Library Key.
[15:33] Awayuki
    Hey, great job! Keep it up!
[15:39] Eirai
    I-I saw it! I just saw it, up there at the top!
[15:45] Eirai
    ...That's a fun fact!
[15:46] Awayuki
    Stay calm, Eirai-chan!
[15:47] Awayuki
    You almost forgot your schtick!
[15:49] Eirai
    But I saw it there!
    You can't blame me for being surprised!
[15:53] Awayuki
    Okay, okay. I guess it was there.
[15:57] Eirai
    I want to go home!
[15:59] Awayuki
    Now, now.
[16:00] Awayuki
    You're locked in, and you gotta
    find your missing friends, right?
[16:04] Eirai
    I'm not staying in this dangerous place!
[16:07] Eirai
    I'm just going to leave without them!
[16:10] Awayuki
    You're walking right into the most clichéd
    death in the book, you know that?
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    You acquired Bedroom Key.
[16:16] Eirai
    What is this?
[16:18] Eirai
    No, stay away!
[16:21] Awayuki
    Run, run!
[16:23] Awayuki
    Better look alive, or the Ao Oni
    is gonna give it to you!
[16:26] Awayuki
    Things are about to get very eventful!
[16:27] Awayuki
    Your chastity is in danger!
SIGN    Go, Eirai!
[16:30] Eirai
    You're making it so much worse!
    Whose side are you on?!
[16:43] Eirai
    In that case...
[16:46] Eirai
    I'll shred you to pieces, asshole!
[16:49] Eirai
    Let's see what color you bastards bleed!
[16:52] Eirai
    I'll make strawberry or blueberry jam
[16:56] Eirai
    based on the color of the pulpy mess
    I find after I cut you to pieces!
[17:00] Eirai
    Time to die!
[17:05] Eirai
    Huh? Game over?!
[17:07] Eirai
    How about you go screw yourself?!
[17:13] Eirai
    Oh, ah... Sh-Shuwa-chan-senpai...
[17:17] Eirai
    Did you hear that?
SIGN    Winter Zoo
SIGN    Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Sonokaze Eirai
[17:21] Eirai
    H-Hello? Can you hear me?
[17:25] Eirai
    It's Director Eirai speaking!
[17:29] Eirai
    Did I... just doom myself to
    a career of crazy comedy?
SIGN    Live-On
[17:35] Awayuki
    Welcome to Live-On, Eirai-chan!
[17:39] Eirai
    No!
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
SIGN    I did not foresee this development A late bloomer. The Shuwa-chan of 4th gen Wow, I thought she was the zoo director but she's actually the zoo don Sh-She's like a gang boss Too late Noooooooo!!! lol Total future comedian
[17:42] Eirai
    I can't believe this has happened...
[17:45] Eirai
    This is why I didn't want
    to play a horror game!
[17:48] Awayuki
    Now, now, cheer up.
[17:51] Awayuki
    C'mon, pick up that old know-it-all tone
    of yours. Drop an animal fact or two.
[17:55] Eirai
    You better get the hell off my ass!
[17:59] Awayuki
    F-Forgive me, Don Eirai!
[18:01] Awayuki
    Please don't run a raid on our agency!
[18:04] Eirai
    That's "Director," not "Don"!
[18:07] Eirai
    And I'm really not like that at all.
SIGN    Totally like that
     Deliberating
     Hmm, well...
     Director < Don
     The mask slips at last
     Hey!!!
     Excuse me...?
     What kind of movies are those lol
     Can't put that genie back in the bottle
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
[18:11] Eirai
    It's just, there was a time
    when I was really into movies like that,
[18:14] Eirai
    and those old habits resurfaced
    just a teeny, tiny bit...
[18:20] Awayuki
    Sorry, Don.
[18:22] Awayuki
    We're in a business that's all about character.
[18:24] Awayuki
    Once ya screw up, there ain't no going back.
[18:27] Awayuki
    I used to be pure... and now look at me.
[18:31] Awayuki
    You get it, right?
[18:33] Eirai
    Stop talking like that!
[18:35] Eirai
    I'm still a zookeeper! And that's a fact!
[18:37] Eirai
    It's not over yet! It's not!
SIGN    Definitely Over
[18:40] Awayuki
    Hello! I'm definitely over!
[18:42] Eirai
    But... But... I don't want to
    give up being the zookeeper!
[18:47] Eirai
    Perhaps that was the real me just now,
[18:50] Eirai
    but the zookeeper is also a part of me!
[18:52] Eirai
    So I intend to fully continue on as the
    animal-loving Director Eirai of the zoo!
[18:58] Awayuki
    Yeah, I totally get how you feel right now.
[19:01] Awayuki
    I fully intend to preserve my Awa side, too.
[19:04] Eirai
    All regrets are behind me!
[19:06] Eirai
    Even this unfortunate accident
    will fuel me in the future!
[19:10] Eirai
    Even if some of my listeners are disappointed,
[19:13] Eirai
    I'll surely return to them as a new me!
[19:17] Awayuki
    Nice one! That's our gang boss!
SIGN    New Game
     Continue
     Shut Down
[19:21] Awayuki
    Now, let's continue
    the horror game, Eirai-chan!
[19:24] Eirai
    Well... I feel like I've already
    been punished enough,
[19:27] Eirai
    so I'd prefer to call it a day.
[19:29] Awayuki
    Too bad!
[19:31] Eirai
    I've made a terrible mistake
    with my chosen partner!
SIGN    Takeshi
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
[19:37] Awayuki
    Hey, it's the human vbrator.
[19:40] Eirai
    I won't dignify that with a response.
[19:42] Awayuki
    Hey, it's the anthro v*brator.
[19:45] Eirai
    Why did you think I would dignify
    that with a response?
[19:48] Awayuki
    Look, there was an actor who they said
    had an orgasm-inducing face,
SIGN    Orgasm-Inducing Face
[19:51] Awayuki
    so why not a body tailor made
    for triggering the big O?
SIGN    Orgasm-Producing Body
[19:54] Eirai
    Stop saying things that are
    almost actually cool.
[19:56] Eirai
    Let's just end this alrea—
[20:01] Eirai
    Hey, someone get off your ass
    and open the damn door!
[20:04] Eirai
    I know you're in there!
[20:06] Awayuki
    Wow, it's an actual raid!
[20:08] Awayuki
    Never seen one before!
[20:09] Eirai
    You! You!
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    I see...
    Come along with me.
    You can't just stay here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Mika
SIGN    You've gotta be kidding me!
    I'm not wandering around
    a mansion full of monsters!
[20:17] Eirai
    Your name's Mika, you say?
[20:20] Eirai
    That means "nice fragrance,"
    if I remember right...
[20:23] Eirai
    I'd like to turn yer blood into perfume!
[20:30] Eirai
    Wh-Where did this
    kickboard-looking-thing come from?!
[20:33] Awayuki
    Wanna call it Kickboard-chan?
[20:35] Eirai
    Who?!
[20:38] Eirai
    What is all this?!
[20:40] Eirai
    Oh, but they're in a cage...
[20:49] Awayuki
    Eirai-chan, you're almost out!
[20:52] Eirai
    Really?!
SIGN    Hiroshi
[20:53] Eirai
    A-At last, this hell is over...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Takuro! Are you all right?
SIGN    Takuro
SIGN    It's dangerous to be alone.
    Want to work together?
[20:56] Eirai
    I feel like I'm going to cry.
SIGN    Hiroshi
SIGN    Takuro joined the party.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
[21:07] Eirai
    Wh-What's...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Item
     Save
     End Game
SIGN    Play Time
SIGN    Steps
SIGN    Hiroshi Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Takuro Middle Schooler
SIGN    Healthy
SIGN    Her screams sound just like a beaver Where did that come from Shuwa-chan's such a prankster lol AAaaaAAAaaaaaAa!!!! Deja vu
[21:18] Eirai
    Th-That was a manufactured call, not of
    a beaver but of an animal called a marmot!
[21:24] Eirai
    And if you make clips of that with my voice
    replaced, I'll see you at the family HQ!
[21:29] Awayuki
    Let's at least say "zoo"
    rather than gang office.
SIGN     Watching over Eirai-chan
[21:37] Awayuki
    Congrats, Eirai-chan!
[21:39] Awayuki
    That's the actual ending of the game!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Time to Complete
[21:44] Eirai
    Thank goodness! That took so long!
[21:48] Awayuki
    And now, Eirai-chan...
[21:50] Eirai
    Yes? What is it?
SIGN    #WinterZoo
SIGN    Trending
    
     DonEirai
    
    EiraiStream
    
    Live-On
    
    Shuwa-chan
    
    AoOniStream
SIGN    Trending
     DonEirai
     EiraiStream
     Live-On
     Shuwa-chan
     AoOniStream
[21:59] Eirai
    What?!
[22:03] Eirai
    "Keep working your hardest"?
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E10 - Episode 10

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[00:00] Shion
    Hareru-senpai! Hareru-senpai!
[00:05] Awayuki
    Who could have done such a thing?
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[01:43] Shion
    The Live-On All-Stars collab begins now!
SIGN    Live-On All-Stars Werewolf
SIGN    <Shion POV> Let's Play Desert Werewolf
[01:49] Shion
    The whole Live-On crew is going to play
    the multiplayer PC game Desert Werewolf!
[01:56] Shion
    Based on the party game "Werewolf,"
[01:59] Shion
    Desert Werewolf casts us all as survivors
    trying to escape from the desert.
[02:06] Awayuki
    So how do we escape, exactly?
[02:08] Shion
    We have to find a generator
    and radio somewhere in the desert
[02:12] Shion
    and put out a distress signal.
[02:14] Shion
    But be careful!
[02:16] Shion
    There are two traitors among us
    who will try to prevent our escape.
[02:22] Awayuki
    So we have to find the traitors
    disguised as our fellow survivors?
[02:28] Sei
    Precisely.
[02:30] Sei
    But the traitors are not the only risk.
[02:32] Awayuki
    What do you mean?
[02:33] Sei
    The desert is a dangerous environment.
[02:36] Sei
    Just being outside will deplete
    your health and hydration.
[02:39] Sei
    On top of that, it's filled with
    savage and venomous creatures.
[02:43] Sei
    If your life gauge reaches zero, you die,
[02:45] Sei
    and if your hydration gauge reaches zero,
    it'll deplete your life faster,
[02:48] Sei
    so you have to be careful.
[02:50] Awayuki
    Sounds like the survivors
    are playing on impossible mode!
[02:53] Shion
    Don't worry!
[02:54] Shion
    All players are issued a survival knife,
[02:58] Shion
    so you can use that to fight
    against wild animals and traitors.
[03:02] Sei
    Of course, traitors have knives as well.
[03:05] Shion
    You can also extract water, poison,
[03:07] Shion
    and other items from plants
    and animals in the desert!
[03:11] Shion
    If the survivors complete the mission
    and escape the desert in time, they win.
[03:17] Shion
    But if the survivors run out of time,
[03:20] Shion
    or all die during the game,
[03:21] Shion
    the traitors win.
[03:23] Awayuki
    I see!
SIGN    Traitors Win!
[03:25] Sei
    Last but not least, I'll explain
    the most important rule.
[03:29] Sei
    This is the desert cabin where the game starts.
[03:33] Sei
    This cabin serves as the base camp
    for the survivors.
[03:37] Sei
    While you're here, animals won't attack you,
[03:39] Sei
    and you won't lose hydration or health,
[03:41] Sei
    so it's a good place to talk strategy.
[03:43] Awayuki
    What are these boxes here?
[03:46] Sei
    Those are ballot boxes.
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru
    
    
    Utsuki Sei
    
    
    Kaminari Shion
    
    
    Hirune Nekoma
    
    
    Kokorone Awayuki
    
    
    Irodori Mashiro
    
    
    Matsuriya Hikari
    
    
    Yanase Chami
    
    
    Soma Alice
    
    
    Sonokaze Eirai
    
    
    Yamatani Kaeru
[03:48] Sei
    If a majority of players vote someone as
    a traitor, that player is forcibly expelled.
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
SIGN    Voted
[03:53] Shion
    So it's important for the traitors to conduct
    themselves in a way that avoids suspicion.
[03:58] Shion
    That covers the basic rules.
    Do we have them down?
[04:02] Sei
    We'll explain in greater detail
    as we go, so don't worry.
[04:07] Shion
    Well, let's start the first round!
[04:10] Sei
    We're not allowed to look
    at comments during the game,
[04:12] Sei
    so this is goodbye to chat for now.
SIGN    Starting In
SIGN    Starting In
[04:16] Shion
    Let's start the first round!
[04:19] Hikari
    Here we go!
[04:21] Hikari
    I'm gonna get out of here, no problem!
[04:24] Kaeru
    Though for all we know,
    you could be a traitor, Hikari-senpai.
[04:27] Nekoma
    Nyeah. Two people among us
    are traitors, after all.
[04:33] Awayuki
    You're about to behold the deductions of the
    great detective Edoirogawa Sherlock Conan!
[04:38] Eirai
    Sounds like a real mix-and-match detective...
[04:42] Hareru
    They called me Bearoka Hiroshi.
[04:45] Hareru
    Leave the survival scenarios to me.
[04:47] Mashiro
    And we've got a mix-and-match
    survivor here, too.
[04:50] Shion
    To escape, we need to repair the generator
    out in the desert somewhere.
[04:55] Hareru
    We'd better go find it, then!
[04:58] Hikari
    I'm going too! Last one to find
    the generator's a rotten egg!
[05:02] Hareru
    Wait! It's not safe to go alone!
[05:05] Shion
    Be careful! If you get too far from each
    other, you won't be able to voice chat!
[05:09] Awayuki
    Meanwhile, we should investigate
    the surrounding area.
[05:13] Shion
    Sei-sama and I will wait
    in the cabin, making items.
[05:20] Kaeru
    I'm so thirsty.
[05:21] Awayuki
    They said just being in the desert
    depletes your health and hydration, right?
[05:26] Alice
    The best way to find water in the desert...
[05:28] Alice
    Of course!
[05:30] Awayuki
    Alice-chan?
[05:31] Alice
    Ages ago, I read a book
    about survival techniques!
[05:35] Awayuki
    Wow! So how do you do it?!
[05:37] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, pee for me!
[05:40] Awayuki
    Pee?!
[05:41] Awayuki
    W-Wait a minute...
[05:44] Alice
    Allow me to explain.
[05:46] Alice
    If you're in need of water in the desert,
    you can dig a hole, pee in it,
[05:49] Alice
    cover it in plastic while it evaporates,
[05:52] Alice
    and then collect the water that condenses.
[05:54] Awayuki
    No! I can't drink water generated that way!
[05:58] Kaeru
    That's right. I would prefer to
    wet my whistle via Mommy's breasts.
[06:01] Awayuki
    Now you're spouting nonsense, too...
[06:04] Alice
    Go, Awayuki-dono!
[06:05] Alice
    Pee for me, please!
[06:08] Kaeru
    Let me suckle upon your breast.
[06:09] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, pee!
[06:11] Kaeru
    Mommy, breast.
[06:13] Kaeru
    Breast.
[06:14] Alice
    Pee and breast!
[06:17] Awayuki
    Both are a no-go!
[06:20] Awayuki
    Anyway, we can get water from plants, I think.
[06:24] Awayuki
    One, two...
[06:25] Awayuki
    Go!
[06:29] Hikari
    Hey!
[06:31] Alice
    Is something the matter?
[06:33] Hikari
    Hareru-senpai is... Hareru-senpai is...
[06:39] Awayuki
    Wh-What is this?
[06:41] Shion
    Hareru-senpai! Hareru-senpai!
[06:45] Awayuki
    Who could have done such a thing?
[06:47] Nekoma
    We've lost a very funny person.
[06:51] Hikari
    I went off for just a minute,
    and when I got back...
[06:55] Shion
    We should make sure we work
    in teams from now on.
[07:01] Sei
    Would that make it easier
    to root out the traitor?
[07:03] Awayuki
    I never expected Hareru-senpai
    to be the first one killed.
[07:07] Awayuki
    Or was she targeted intentionally?
[07:10] Alice
    I shall protect Awayuki-dono's virtue!
[07:14] Alice
    Or rather, if anyone else
    is planning on stealing it,
[07:17] Alice
    I'll try to get there first!
[07:19] Awayuki
    You guys! There's a different
    kind of predator here!
[07:22] Hikari
    Well, all that aside, let's form teams.
[07:26] Awayuki
    You're letting that slide?!
[07:28] Awayuki
    And so, we decided to split into
    teams and carry out our mission.
[07:34] Kaeru
    An attack!
[07:35] Nekoma
    But Eirai-chan loves animals too much for...
[07:41] Eirai
    No! Bad puppies!
[07:44] Nekoma
    Eirai-chan?!
[07:46] Kaeru
    She just fought them like it was nothing?
[07:48] Nekoma
    I thought you were a zookeeper.
[07:50] Eirai
    Well, that's in real life. This is a game.
[07:55] Kaeru
    But...
[07:56] Nekoma
    Shouldn't you at least hesitate?
[07:58] Eirai
    Maybe in real life, but this is a game.
[08:02] Nekoma/Kaeru
    R-Right.
[08:03] Eirai
    Besides, even a zookeeper will take up
    arms to protect her precious comrades.
SIGN    SONOKAZE EIRAI
    DON OF THE SONOKAZE FAMILY,
    A LIVE-ON CLAN SUBSIDIARY
[08:12] Nekoma/Kaeru
    Don Eirai.
[08:13] Eirai
    That's "Director"!
[08:18] Nekoma
    What's the matter, Eirai-chan?
[08:19] Kaeru
    That's right.
[08:20] Kaeru
    Mommy Shion said that some
    animals were venomous.
[08:23] Kaeru
    Could that scorpion be...?
[08:24] Nekoma
    Darn you! Get away from Eirai-chan!
[08:27] Nekoma
    Nyah, nyah, nyah!
[08:30] Nekoma
    Hang in there, Eirai-chan!
[08:32] Kaeru
    Poison effects paralyze
    you temporarily, I believe.
[08:35] Nekoma
    So she's a sitting duck against
    wild animal or traitor attacks?!
[08:40] Kaeru
    Being out in the desert
    shaves away at her health as it is.
[08:43] Eirai
    Don't worry about me. Go on.
[08:46] Eirai
    You'll both be in danger here.
[08:50] Nekoma
    Kaeru-chan.
[08:52] Nekoma
    I'll look after Eirai-chan.
    Why don't you bring back an antidote?
[08:57] Kaeru
    Yes, I'll have Mommy Shion
    make some in the cabin.
[09:01] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai... Kaeru-chan...
[09:03] Nekoma
    I trust that you're both part of our team.
[09:07] Nekoma
    I want you to believe in me, too.
[09:10] Kaeru
    I believe in you, as well.
[09:12] Eirai
    But... I could be a traitor...
[09:17] Nekoma
    Eirai-chan. You said earlier that
    we're your precious comrades.
[09:21] Nekoma
    We feel the same way about you.
[09:24] Eirai
    Nekoma-senpai...
[09:27] Awayuki
    After that, we all worked together
    to survive in the desert.
[09:33] Awayuki
    But while that was happening...
[09:35] Awayuki
    New victims appeared.
[09:38] Mashiro
    No... Kaeru-chan and Nekoma-senpai...
[09:42] Eirai
    We were all working together
    to fix the generator...
[09:45] Eirai
    This is just too awful!
[09:48] Sei
    But you were on their team. Why are you safe?
[09:53] Eirai
    I was off looking for water
    while they repaired the generator.
[10:00] Shion
    So you weren't here when they were killed?
[10:03] Eirai
    I swear I'm not a traitor!
[10:06] Eirai
    And I will make their killer pay!
[10:09] Awayuki
    It's true that Eirai-chan has no alibi.
[10:12] Awayuki
    But fighting here is playing
    into the traitors' hands.
[10:15] Mashiro
    Yes.
[10:16] Eirai
    I want someone to go with me
    to prove my innocence!
[10:21] Eirai
    I will avenge my friends, and that's a fact!
[10:25] Mashiro
    All right. Let's you and me
    look for the radio together.
[10:29] Awayuki
    Mashiro. Are you sure?
[10:31] Mashiro
    If anything happens to me,
    it will prove Eirai-chan guilty.
[10:35] Mashiro
    If nothing happens,
    it's evidence of her innocence.
[10:38] Awayuki
    I suppose, but...
[10:40] Mashiro
    But if anything does happen to me, then...
[10:47] Mashiro
    The generator's fully repaired,
    so let's return to the cabin.
[10:53] Hikari
    I'm glad we made it back,
[10:56] Hikari
    but if Eirai-chan turns out to be a traitor,
    won't Mashiro-chan be in real trouble?
[10:59] Hikari
    Maybe we should go help her after all?
[11:02] Awayuki
    I'm sure Mashiron knows what she's doing.
[11:05] Awayuki
    Eirai-chan is clearly
    the most suspicious among us.
[11:09] Alice
    Kaeru-dono and Nekoma-dono were both
    killed, and only Eirai-dono survived?
[11:14] Awayuki
    Yeah. She said if anything happened to her,
[11:19] Awayuki
    we should invoke the game's
    other rule, the vote.
[11:23] Hikari
    Of course!
[11:24] Hikari
    Then we should stay close to the cabin
    in case anything happens!
[11:29] Mashiro
    H-Help me!
[11:31] Awayuki
    Wh-What? What is it?
[11:33] Mashiro
    Help me!
[11:36] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan!
[11:38] Awayuki
    Mashiron's under attack!
[11:39] Alice
    So it's Eirai-dono after all!
[11:41] Hikari
    Let's escape into the cabin!
[11:43] Awayuki
    Hurry, Mashiron!
[11:45] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan!
[11:48] Shion
    What's going on?!
[11:50] Mashiro
    Eirai-chan attacked me.
[11:52] Sei
    What?
[11:53] Awayuki
    There, there...
[11:55] Alice
    Awayuki-dono! I want you to stroke me, too!
[11:59] Shion
    This is no time for nonsense!
[12:01] Shion
    Let's vote already!
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru
    
    
    Utsuki Sei
    
    
    Kaminari Shion
    
    
    Hirune Nekoma
    
    
    Kokorone Awayuki
    
    
    Irodori Mashiro
    
    
    Matsuriya Hikari
    
    
    Yanase Chami
    
    
    Soma Alice
    
    
    Sonokaze Eirai
    
    
    Yamatani Kaeru
[12:03] Alice
    Of course!
[12:03] Awayuki
    Right!
[12:07] Eirai
    Open the damn door! I'll slaughter—
[12:10] Eirai
    Oh—Oh, no!
SIGN    You have been banished.
[12:13] Hikari
    You think we can assume
    one traitor has been banished, then?
[12:18] Awayuki
    One traitor remained.
[12:21] Awayuki
    If we continued to operate in teams,
    we would be fine...
[12:25] Awayuki
    or at least, that was what I thought.
[12:30] Hikari
    Sei-sama and Shion-senpai... How?!
[12:33] Awayuki
    Two survivors, on the alert,
    killed by one traitor?
[12:36] Awayuki
    Could there still be two traitors after all?
[12:43] Awayuki
    Who was it that attacked
    Hareru-senpai in the first place?
[12:47] Mashiro
    Hikari-chan, you were the one
    who found the body, right?
[12:51] Hikari
    Yes, but she was already dead when I got there!
[12:56] Hikari
    It's true!
[12:57] Mashiro
    Can anyone testify to that?
[13:00] Hikari
    W-Well...
[13:02] Alice
    I've been focusing on Awayuki-dono's behind—
[13:06] Alice
    I mean, I've been behind Awayuki-dono
    since we started the game!
[13:09] Awayuki
    Eh? Did you say something just now, Alice-chan?
[13:12] Mashiro
    Yeah, but it's got nothing to do with the game.
[13:15] Hikari
    Anyway, I don't have anyone to testify for me,
[13:17] Hikari
    but I'm really not the killer!
[13:20] Hikari
    Hey, Chami-chan. You believe me, right?
[13:28] Awayuki
    Chami...chan?
[13:31] Chami
    H-Hikari-chan.
[13:33] Chami
    How long have you been able to see me?
[13:35] Hikari
    How long?
[13:36] Hikari
    From the start, of course.
[13:38] Hikari
    You're socially awkward and all,
    so I get worried about you being in crowds.
[13:43] Chami
    R-Really...
[13:45] Awayuki
    That's right! That's the first time
    Chami-chan has spoken today!
[13:49] Alice
    I feel you may be right about that!
[13:51] Mashiro
    D-Does anyone here know anything
    Chami-chan's been up to?
[13:56] Awayuki
    Um...
[14:03] Awayuki
    I barely even realized
    Chami-chan was here with us.
[14:08] Chami
    Um... Because I prefer to avoid interacting
    with people I don't know very well,
[14:14] Chami
    I began to naturally make myself
    invisible when I was in large groups.
[14:19] Awayuki
    Chami-chan has a stealth mode?!
[14:21] Hikari
    Awesome! I want that ability too!
[14:23] Alice
    That seems like a rather
    tragic ability, though!
[14:27] Awayuki
    Anyway... Now that we know the whole story...
[14:30] Awayuki
    Chami-chan, let's talk!
[14:33] Hikari
    Yeah. Where have you been
    since the game started?
SIGN    Chami is dead
[14:56] Mashiro
    Hey, Shuwa-chan.
[14:59] Awayuki
    What is it, Mashiron?
[15:02] Mashiro
    Nothing.
[15:04] Mashiro
    I just started thinking about how
    Eirai-chan chased me, and I got scared.
[15:14] Awayuki
    It's okay! I'll protect you, no matter what!
[15:17] Mashiro
    Shuwa-chan!
[15:20] Alice
    You two!
[15:22] Alice
    I believe it would be in your best interest to
    stop fooling around and finish the mission!
SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes
SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes
[15:26] Hikari
    We only have five minutes left!
SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes
SIGN    Time Remaining: 5 Minutes
[15:29] Awayuki
    That's right!
[15:31] Mashiro
    If we all work together now,
    we'll run out of time and lose,
[15:35] Mashiro
    so let's split up into two groups
    and find the radio, okay?
[15:38] Alice
    That may indeed be the only way
    to find it within the time allotted.
[15:42] Awayuki
    All right! Then let's give it
    our all here at the end!
[15:46] Awayuki/Mashiro/Hikari
    Yeah!
[15:46] Alice
    Yes, indeed!
[15:49] Awayuki
    And so, we headed out on our final mission.
[15:52] Awayuki
    We split up into two teams—me and Mashiron,
    and Hikari-chan and Alice-chan—
[15:56] Awayuki
    to explore still unknown areas.
[16:00] Mashiro
    This must be the radio.
[16:03] Awayuki
    If we fix it, we can call
    the escape helicopter.
[16:06] Mashiro
    Yeah. But we can't let our guard down.
[16:08] Mashiro
    Look. Your hydration gauge
    is getting pretty low.
[16:12] Awayuki
    Hey, you're right!
[16:13] Awayuki
    That was a close one.
[16:14] Mashiro
    Here. It's the last of my water.
[16:17] Mashiro
    You can have it.
[16:19] Awayuki
    Why, thanks!
[16:24] Awayuki
    That's refreshing!
[16:26] Awayuki
    Gosh, it's been a long, hard road!
[16:29] Mashiro
    Yeah.
[16:31] Mashiro
    And now we're finally
    alone together, Shuwa-chan.
[16:39] Awayuki
    I-Is this...
[16:44] Mashiro
    I'm glad I picked this up
    for just such an occasion.
[16:48] Awayuki
    Don't tell me... You're...
[16:52] Awayuki
    It can't be. Then the one
    who killed Hareru-senpai...
[16:57] Mashiro
    I worked with Chami-chan to get it done quick.
[17:00] Mashiro
    Had to nip the troublemakers
    in the bud, after all.
[17:02] Awayuki
    Then you also attacked
    Nekoma-senpai and Kaeru-chan?
[17:06] Mashiro
    Of course. We waited until they
    split up and attacked them.
[17:11] Awayuki
    It can't be...
[17:13] Mashiro
    I also revealed myself
    as a traitor to Eirai-chan.
[17:17] Mashiro
    As expected, she attacked me
    immediately, seeking revenge.
[17:22] Mashiro
    I'm sure that to everyone else,
    it looked like a traitor was attacking me...
[17:26] Mashiro
    But that was actually Eirai-chan
    trying to take out me, a traitor.
[17:31] Awayuki
    It can't be...
[17:32] Mashiro
    And so we got Eirai-chan
    out of the way with the vote.
[17:37] Awayuki
    Then Chami-chan's ability...
[17:39] Awayuki
    You worked with us to drive Chami-chan out!
[17:42] Mashiro
    I've known about Chami-chan's
    ability for quite some time.
SIGN    The seeker never found her once lololol
SIGN    What is this, stealth mode?
SIGN    Once I reached a certain level, I became able
    to sense people's presences, even in games
SIGN    Yanase Chami reveals her unbeatable technique in hide-and-seek games
[17:46] Mashiro
    One time she was streaming
    a hide-and-seek online game,
[17:50] Mashiro
    and she managed to beat it easily
    without ever being seen.
[17:53] Mashiro
    I realized it would be extremely
    useful in competitive games.
[17:59] Mashiro
    Though I was surprised that
    Hikari-chan saw through her.
[18:03] Mashiro
    I'm glad that I avoided
    being singled out for suspicion.
[18:06] Mashiro
    And that I was able to lure you
    onto a team with me.
[18:12] Awayuki
    You... what?
[18:16] Awayuki
    Damn it! I fell right into
    Mashiron's honey trap!
[18:22] Awayuki
    I'm such a stupid idiot!
[18:25] Mashiro
    I did it all for this moment.
[18:28] Mashiro
    I'd made up my mind, Shuwa-chan,
    that I would kill you with my own two hands.
[18:34] Awayuki
    M-Mashiron...
[18:41] Alice
    Awayuki-dono!
[18:52] Alice
    What do you think you're doing...
[18:56] Alice
    to my Awayuki-dono?!
[19:00] Mashiro
    Alice...chan?
[19:04] Awayuki
    How...
[19:06] Mashiro
    It can't be—
SIGN    Mashiro is dead
[19:11] Mashiro
    I lost.
[19:14] Alice
    Are you all right, Awayuki-dono?
[19:17] Awayuki
    Y-Yes.
[19:19] Awayuki
    But why did you come here?
[19:22] Awayuki
    Did you realize that Mashiron was a traitor?
[19:25] Alice
    Do you remember Mashiro-dono's suggestion
    that we split up to search for the radio?
[19:32] Awayuki
    Yes...
[19:33] Alice
    When I looked at Mashiro-dono then,
[19:36] Alice
    I sensed the same aura from her
[19:38] Alice
    that I project when I'm thinking
    untoward thoughts about you.
SIGN    Sniff sniff
SIGN    Sniff sniff
[19:41] Alice
    I pretended to agree to her plan
    but pursued you instead!
[19:45] Awayuki
    Th-That's such a gro—
[19:48] Awayuki
    I mean, risky plan.
[19:50] Awayuki
    I can't believe Hikari-chan allowed it.
[19:52] Alice
    When I told Hikari-dono
    how concerned I was about you...
[19:57] (Flashback) Hikari
    You really care about
    Shuwa-chan that much, then?!
[20:00] (Flashback) Hikari
    Leave this to me! Go on by yourself!
[20:02] Alice
    She gave her ready consent!
[20:05] Awayuki
    Hikari-chan's too awesome.
[20:07] Awayuki
    Well, putting aside how you figured it out,
    you guys saved me.
[20:12] Awayuki
    Thank you so m—
[20:15] Alice
    Seeing you looking so helpless before me...
[20:19] Awayuki
    A-Alice-chan?
[20:22] Alice
    I saved you, after all.
[20:24] Alice
    Surely you'll allow me this much, won't you?
[20:26] Awayuki
    A-Allow what?
[20:28] Alice
    I believe I mentioned it earlier.
[20:30] Alice
    I've been focused on your behind all this time.
[20:35] Awayuki
    How can this be?!
[20:37] Awayuki
    Mashiron was after my life,
    and Alice-chan was after my butt!
[20:42] Awayuki
    Truly, the wolves aren't
    the only predators here...
SIGN    Survivors win!!
[20:48] Hikari
    We did it, you guys! The survivors win!
[20:52] Chami
    Hikari-chan was the MVP.
    She even saw through my ability.
[20:56] Sei
    But Mashiro-kun did an incredible job.
[20:59] Shion
    Yes, it was a laudable performance.
[21:01] Kaeru
    Alice-chan and Hikari-senpai's
    last-ditch strategizing was also amazing.
[21:05] Nekoma
    I got really into that final battle!
[21:09] Eirai
    I feel so pathetic.
    Not only did I fail to get revenge,
[21:12] Eirai
    I also ended up playing
    right into the villain's hands!
SIGN    Live-On are the ultimate entertainers, keeping us on the edge of our seats
     I cried at Don Eirai's loyalty to her companions
     It was great from a viewer pov, watching everyone's moves. Lot to keep up with tho lol
     As a viewer I don't understand how nobody noticed Chami-chan
     I watched once but it was hard to understand what everyone was doing so I'll probably watch the archive later to get everyone's POVs
[21:15] Awayuki
    Man, yandere psycho killer Mashiron rocked!
SIGN    I wanted to see more of the comedy between Mommy Shion
    and Sei-sama crafting in the cabin
     Psycho killer Mashiron was too hot!
     Amazing how she fooled all her friends like that!
     After Hareru got unalived at the start I was
    basically rofl the whole rest of the time lol
SIGN    Can't wait for the next match but I doubt Harerun will take this lying down
     Pretty tricky werewolves this time
     Hikari-chan's innocence solved the whole case
     Only two people in the game tried to recover someone else's fluids
     Shuwa-chan's such a total mark
     She broke through the window in the radio cabin
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    From: Nekoma
    Sub: You awake right nya?
    
    Nyaaaa!
    
    I finished the crap game I was playing
    too quickly! Now I've got nothing else
    to do, so let's talk!
     I'll call you in ten minutes,
    so let's chat until morning!
[23:00] Staff Members; Hareru
    Cheers!
[23:02] Staff
    Wow, the all-star collab
    was a huge success, huh?
[23:05] Suzuki
    Great work today, Hareru-san!
[23:08] Hareru
    Hey, Suzu-king!
[23:14] Suzuki
    Hey, Hareru-san.
[23:16] Suzuki
    Why don't you perform live already?
[23:19] Hareru
    I perform live every week.
[23:21] Suzuki
    Not like that!
[23:23] Suzuki
    I mean like a concert in a venue
    with lots of people there.
[23:27] Suzuki
    Of course, I know you're
    just going to say no again...
[23:30] Hareru
    I'll do it.
[23:33] Hareru
    But I've got a condition.
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E11 - Episode 11

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[00:07] Awayuki
    Yeah?
[00:08] Suzuki
    Good morning.
[00:10] Suzuki
    I'm sorry, did I wake you?
[00:12] Suzuki
    I called because I have
    a rather serious request...
[00:15] Awayuki
    A request?
[00:17] Suzuki
    Yes. Asagiri Hareru-san has
    requested a collab with you.
[00:22] Awayuki
    A-Are you serious?!
[00:24] Awayuki
    Of course...
[00:25] Awayuki
    Of course I'll do it!
[00:27] Suzuki
    Well, actually...
[00:29] Suzuki
    I'm very happy about your enthusiasm,
[00:32] Suzuki
    but I should probably explain
    the nature of the collab first.
[00:36] Awayuki
    So... What is it?
[00:39] Suzuki
    We're actually planning a solo
    concert for Asagiri Hareru.
[00:44] Awayuki
    A concert?!
[00:45] Awayuki
    You mean an IRL venue
    with an audience and all?
[00:48] Suzuki
    That's right.
[00:49] Suzuki
    We're planning to reserve a 3000-person arena
    and also stream it.
SIGN    So happy!
     Harerun rocks!
     She's adorable!
     Marry me!
     Idol Harerun 4life
     We stan
     Harerun's in 3D!
     Her smile is blinding!
     Finally!
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru Solo Concert
[00:54] Awayuki
    Three thousand?!
[00:56] Suzuki
    That might even be on the small side,
    given Hareru-san's popularity.
[00:59] Suzuki
    But here's the pitch...
[01:02] Suzuki
    Hareru-san wants the last song
    to be a new song, sung with you.
[01:10] Awayuki
    Why would she want me
    for something that important?!
[01:13] Suzuki
    She said she'd explain that to you personally.
[01:16] Suzuki
    I understand it's a lot to take in.
[01:18] Suzuki
    The management here were also very surprised.
[01:20] Suzuki
    We didn't expect her to agree...
[01:23] Awayuki
    Why is that?
[01:24] Suzuki
    Hareru-san takes her role as Live-On staff
    just as seriously as her role as a streamer.
[01:31] Suzuki
    She feels strongly about supporting
    Live-On from behind the scenes.
[01:36] Suzuki
    That's why she prefers not to do
    events where she's the headliner.
[01:40] Suzuki
    She's turned down solo concert
    proposals many times in the past.
SIGN    Nah
SIGN    Catch me if you can!
SIGN    Proposal
[01:45] Suzuki
    I was half joking when
    I proposed it this time, too,
[01:48] Suzuki
    but she said, "I'll do it
    if Shuwacchi joins me at the end."
[01:51] Suzuki
    She even said she wouldn't do it if you didn't.
[01:54] Awayuki
    She wouldn't do... the whole concert?
[01:57] Suzuki
    Yes.
[01:58] Suzuki
    That's why I'm asking you.
[02:00] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san, will you...
[02:02] Awayuki
    I'll gladly do it!
[02:04] Suzuki
    R-Really?
[02:06] Awayuki
    It was a big shock, but I can't say no
    to a request from Hareru-senpai!
[02:11] Suzuki
    Thank you so much!
[02:13] Awayuki
    I can't wait!
[02:14] Suzuki
    Of course. Thank you!
SIGN    VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral
    after Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream
[04:02] Suzuki
    Hareru-san. There you are.
[04:05] Hareru
    Hey, Suzuking!
[04:08] Suzuki
    I thought I saw you come in here earlier.
[04:10] Suzuki
    I'm on my break now, so I stopped by.
[04:13] Suzuki
    Do you mind if I join you?
[04:15] Hareru
    Help yourself!
[04:17] Hareru
    And as a reward for finding me, you can have...
[04:21] Hareru
    This!
[04:24] Suzuki
    What is this?
[04:25] Hareru
    Suzumushi King! "Suzuking" for short!
[04:30] Suzuki
    A king bell cricket? Do those really exist?
[04:33] Hareru
    Big reveal! I invented it just for you!
[04:37] Suzuki
    Ah.
[04:43] Suzuki
    Were you preparing for your concert?
[04:45] Hareru
    Yeah. There's so much to do, after all.
[04:48] Suzuki
    Let me thank you once again
    for accepting the offer to do it.
[04:55] Hareru
    It was your persistence that convinced me.
[04:58] Suzuki
    I'm just a bit pushy like that.
[05:01] Suzuki
    I'm sure the rest of the staff
    felt the same way.
[05:04] Hareru
    I'm glad to hear that...
[05:07] Hareru
    But the whole thing makes me feel
    kind of self-conscious around the others.
[05:11] Suzuki
    Why is that?
[05:13] Hareru
    Well... I told you my reason
    for taking the concert, right?
[05:19] Suzuki
    Ah... I see.
[05:21] Hareru
    It's kinda hard to face them
    after saying something like that.
[05:25] Hareru
    That's why I'm in here,
    working all by my lonesome.
[05:29] Suzuki
    The others would be glad to have you, I'm sure.
[05:33] Hareru
    Exactly! I couldn't stand them staring at me
    with love and respect in their eyes!
[05:42] Suzuki
    I'll talk to you later, Hareru-san.
[05:46] Hareru
    Sure.
[05:47] Hareru
    You're a great employee.
[05:49] Hareru
    Just keep climbing that ladder, okay?
[05:52] Hareru
    Show us the reason
    why they call you "Suzuking"!
[05:57] Suzuki
    You're the only one who calls me that.
[06:04] Hareru
    Okay! I think we've got
    the new song more or less down.
[06:09] Awayuki
    Thank you for running so much practice with me.
[06:13] Hareru
    Nah, Awacchi, you're amazing.
[06:15] Hareru
    That resonance in your voice
    is a true natural talent!
[06:21] Awayuki
    Thank you for saying that!
[06:22] Awayuki
    But on a technical level,
    I'm not even close to you...
[06:27] Awayuki
    The lyrics of this new song were challenging.
[06:30] Awayuki
    I really wasn't sure at all
    how to interpret them.
SIGN    Proper enunciation on each word!
     Count out the beat
    Nasal sound
    Don't speed up
[06:35] Awayuki
    But you really got the meaning of the lyrics
    and walked me through how to sing them...
[06:41] Hareru
    Well, of course I understood their meaning.
[06:44] Hareru
    I wrote them, after all!
SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
    Asagiri Hareru
SIGN    Lyrics, Music, Arrangement
    Asagiri Hareru
[06:47] Hareru
    It's the end of the concert,
    so I put my back into it!
[06:51] Awayuki
    Are you sure it's all right for me
    to sing such an important song with you?
[06:55] Hareru
    Yeah! This song only matters
    because I'm singing it with you!
[07:03] Hareru
    Hey, Awacchi.
[07:05] Awayuki
    Yes?
[07:06] Hareru
    Do you have something you want to ask me?
[07:10] Awayuki
    What makes you think that?
[07:12] Hareru
    It's written all over your face.
[07:16] Awayuki
    Then, Hareru-senpai...
    May I ask you a question?
[07:21] Hareru
    Sure. What is it?
[07:23] Awayuki
    Why did you agree to do this solo concert?
[07:26] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san said you'd been asked
    a lot of times before...
[07:32] Hareru
    Well, well...
[07:34] Awayuki
    You're not planning to make this
    your retirement performance, are you?
[07:39] Hareru
    No way, no way, no way!
[07:41] Awayuki
    O-Of course not, right?
[07:44] Hareru
    Hey, Awacchi, have you ever taken an IQ test?
[07:49] Awayuki
    IQ? No, I haven't.
[07:53] Hareru
    I see.
[07:54] Hareru
    I have.
[07:57] Hareru
    It said I have an IQ of 160.
[08:00] Awayuki
    Oh? And what does that have to...
[08:06] Hareru
    That's the answer to your question just now!
[08:13] Awayuki
    It says over 130 is considered genius-level...
[08:17] Awayuki
    Which means Hareru-senpai's IQ of 160
[08:21] Awayuki
    is, like, supergenius stuff?!
[08:24] Awayuki
    I get it...
[08:27] Awayuki
    Wait, but how does that answer my question?!
[08:30] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai!
[08:37] Awayuki
    I've been thinking about it since yesterday,
[08:40] Awayuki
    but I can't figure out how Hareru-senpai's
    high IQ relates to her doing a solo concert.
SIGN    It is I with whom Awayuki-dono
    is most compatible!
    The reason why: love!
    I would do anything to earn her affections!
    For her, I would debone an entire fish,
    then let her pat my head,
[08:48] Awayuki
    She's talking about me?
SIGN    lick her sandals to warm them
    and let her kiss me, or even give her
    a full cavity cleanse in the bath
    then let her have s°x with me
SIGN    ...lick her sandals to warm them and
    let her kiss me, or even give her a full
    cavity cleanse in the bath then let her
    have s°x with me or anything she ever asks!
[08:53] Awayuki
    She's trying to appear humble,
    but there's a clear quid-pro-quo on each...
[08:58] Awayuki
    Mashiron?
SIGN    You show yourself, my rival in love!
    To think you'd have the nerve!
    Today is the day I take Awayuki-dono
    back from your foul clutches!
[09:01] Awayuki
    It's not like I was ever yours
    to begin with, Alice-chan...
SIGN    That's rich, coming from a perv like you
SIGN    Silence, thief!
SIGN    I was merely sharing my fantasies!
    I would be perfectly comfortable
    having Awayuki-dono tell me
SIGN    "get away from me, sleazebag!"
    In fact, I would treasure that moment!
    Oh, Mistress, please debase me further!
SIGN    Get away from me, sleazebag
SIGN    It is not you from whom
    I wish to hear those words!
[09:13] Awayuki
    Are they cutting pro wrestling
    promos on Cheeper now?
SIGN    It was you who first debased Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    When Awayuki-dono says yes, you should
    take it as a yes, and when she says no,
    you take it as a no!
SIGN    Is that not basic human morality?!
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Indulging a person's every whim
    isn't necessarily in their best interest!
SIGN    Sometimes I'm cold to Awa-chan
    because it's better for her!
SIGN    That's my bond with Awa-chan
    
    
    
    as her best friend,
    
    
    
    her genmate,
    
    
    
    and her mother!
SIGN    Grrr!!
SIGN    It is your pomposity
    that I find most abhorrent!
SIGN    But as I said from the start,
    I love her more than anyone else can!
SIGN    Love conquers all!
SIGN    It is I who must be
    Awayuki-dono's f°°k buddy!
SIGN    Alice-chan, if you want to be Awa-chan's number one
    that badly, why don't we let her make the call?
SIGN    ...Explain.
SIGN    She's the best judge of all of this.
    Let's invite Awa-chan to a stream
    and have her pick.
[09:34] Awayuki
    H-Huh?
[09:36] Awayuki
    This is going in a weird direction.
SIGN    A fine idea!
    Loath as I am to agree with you...
SIGN    I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Then it's decided.
    
    
    
    I'll snap that inexplicable
    
    
    
    confidence of yours over my knee.
SIGN    I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Then it's decided.
    
    
    
    I'll snap that inexplicable confidence of yours over my knee.
[09:44] Awayuki
    Did they just set up a collab
    without asking me first?
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:48] Awayuki
    This is Live-On, all right.
[09:50] Mashiro
    Mashi-lo, everyone!
[09:50] Alice
    Ma'am! Soma Alice reporting for duty!
[09:52] Mashiro
    I'm Irodori Mashiro, AKA Mashiron!
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[09:55] Mashiro
    What's wrong, Awa-chan?
    Introduce yourself already.
[09:58] Awayuki
    Right... Unfortunately, we've got
     some light snowfall tonight.
[10:02] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[10:04] Awayuki
    Can I leave now?
[10:05] Alice
    Certainly not!
[10:07] Alice
    You are today's star player!
[10:09] Alice
    Your departure is utterly out of the question!
[10:12] Alice
    Today is the day that I tear down
    that final, highest wall
[10:16] Alice
    standing in the way of our betrothal!
[10:19] Mashiro
    We're going to compete to see
    who's more worthy of you, Awa-chan.
[10:26] Awayuki
    Yeah, looks like that's what's happening...
[10:28] Alice
    Oh? What troubles you, Awayuki-dono?
[10:31] Alice
    Ah, I think I see!
[10:33] Alice
    You desire a sash
    to proclaim your starring role!
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
SIGN    Today's Star
[10:37] Awayuki
    No, I want the opposite of that!
[10:39] Mashiro
    You've got two beautiful girls
    fawning over you!
[10:43] Mashiro
    Try to enjoy it!
[10:44] Awayuki
    Please don't put it that way...
[10:47] Awayuki
    L-Look, I'm not important enough
    to have people fighting over me.
SIGN    Super Popular?
[10:51] Awayuki
    This feels like a massive misunderstanding.
[10:53] Mashiro
    That's right. You're mine,
    and you always have been.
[10:57] Alice
    You're the most important person in my world!
[11:00] Awayuki
    No, there's mischief afoot here.
[11:03] Awayuki
    Alice-chan I can understand,
    but Mashiron's way over the top.
[11:08] Awayuki
    I think you're doing this
    to embarrass me and enjoy it!
SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette
SIGN    Chocolate Cigarette
[11:13] Awayuki
    Because the Mashiron I know
    would never talk like this!
[11:16] Mashiro
    Shucks, Awa-chan...
[11:17] Mashiro
    All I want to do is prove to this
    little upstart that I'm your best match,
SIGN    If you cross me, brat...
SIGN    I'll make you a doujin one-shot
SIGN    And I won't look back
[11:23] Mashiro
    while getting some enjoyment
    out of how self-conscious you are.
[11:27] Awayuki
    You always do this to me, Mashiron!
[11:29] Awayuki
    All that talk about the bond that we share
    was part of your little game too, wasn't it?!
[11:36] Mashiro
    No, I really meant that one...
SIGN    squirrrrrm
     Awamashi 2cute4me
     Did they just...
     She looks like a tsundere
    but she doesn't hide that part
     whoa...
     yessssssss
     ah
     Good to know that Mashiron
    is brimming with love for
    Awayuki-chan at all times
    I stan this oddly possessive mashiron
     Honesty! Nice one, Mashiron,
    mixing that in with your usual teasing
SIGN    Darn it... This is annoying.
    I'd better turn things sexy!
[11:43] Alice
    I won't allow you to turn this
    into a romcom without me!
SIGN    Awa-chan is now officially a harem romcom protag
     If there was one can left of a new StroZero flavor,
    you'd fight for it, right? This is like that
     I'm jealous, you think I'd get a harem of my own
    if I drank StroZero and went nuts at my job?
     A three°°°° would solve all these problems imo
     Why are they fighting over this?
    Maybe I'll go for the reverse harem? In the sense
    that exactly nobody wants me, that is
     Poor Alice-chan got left behind, so cute
[11:49] Awayuki
    Well, all that said... I have
    no intention of playing along.
[11:53] Mashiro
    Then why not drink some StroZero
    and turn into Shuwa-chan?
[11:56] Awayuki
    You're both acting like fools! I've been
    holding it in to play the straight man!
[12:01] Alice
    Awayuki-dono made that sacrifice for me?!
SIGN    Alice-dono always paints Awa-chan in the best light lol
     Good girl, Awa-chan!
     Be strong, Lemonade-san
     I see now why "care" rhymes with "bear"
     Awa-chan is Lemonade now? lol
     StroZero without the alcohol...
     But she predates the alcohol so why...
     The permeating smell of lemon!!
     uwaaa...
     Let's put an end to this
     "uwaaa"... lololol
SIGN    Straight Man
SIGN    Fool
[12:08] Awayuki
    This isn't my character!
[12:11] Awayuki
    I'm supposed to be the luster, not the lustee!
[12:16] Awayuki
    I'm supposed to be the frothy,
    foamy fool of the group!
[12:22] Alice
    Awayuki-dono forced into an unfamiliar
    position is too adorable to bear!
[12:27] Alice
    I'm removing my panties.
[12:28] Awayuki
    Who even made her like this?!
[12:32] Mashiro
    You did, Awa-chan.
[12:33] Awayuki
    And I'm very sorry about that!
[12:37] Awayuki
    Anyway, how exactly do you intend
    to stream a competition over me?
[12:42] Awayuki
    I don't even understand how you intend to win.
SIGN    Victory Condition: ???????
    Loss Condition: Get account banned
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[12:49] Mashiro
    I don't know, either.
[12:52] Alice
    Nor do I, I fear.
[12:56] Awayuki
    Do I really need to inform you people
    of the importance of planning?
SIGN    Anime Staff
[13:00] Mashiro
    Well, no matter what the conditions are,
    I won't lose to a newbie.
[13:04] Alice
    Oh, cram it!
[13:07] Alice
    Then we shall let chat decide!
SIGN    Feels like the mods are just letting it ride
     Change streamer name to Boomerang Man
     I love having the newbies here, such fresh chemistry
     I stanron mashiron
     Boomerang Man sounds like a 70s superhero
     Maybe they hit a wall in the planning?
     P-Planning?!
     The new girl got so flustered she dropped her speech pattern
     Always ready for a fight
[13:10] Alice
    Our revered listeners
    will quiz us about Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    Awa-chan's favorite anime
SIGN    Her lunch today
SIGN    Personal motto
SIGN    What she wants most now
SIGN    Most recent movie watched
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:17] Alice
    What about this one?
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:18] Alice
    Anyone who truly loves her would know
    what she washes first in the bath!
[13:23] Mashiro
    Sure. Let's take—
[13:24] Awayuki
    Hold it right there.
[13:25] Awayuki
    Why do I need to talk about
    my bathing habits in public?
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[13:30] Awayuki
    Let's pretend this never happened
    and move on to the next question.
[13:34] Alice
    Horrors!
[13:35] Mashiro
    Wait a minute, Awa-chan.
[13:36] Awayuki
    Yes?
[13:38] Mashiro
    There's a concept known
    as the eroticism of the unknown.
[13:42] Mashiro
    Willfully hiding a fact just
    provides room to speculate
[13:45] Mashiro
    that your refusal to answer means
    the truth is the lewdest option!
SIGN    Sexy Thoughts
[13:49] Mashiro
    From certain corners, that is.
[13:52] Awayuki
    Wh-What did you say?!
[13:54] Mashiro
    I'm saying it might work out better for you
    if you just answer the question.
[13:59] Mashiro
    Or is the answer actually something lewd?
[14:03] Awayuki
    V-Very well.
[14:05] Awayuki
    I just need to tell you, then?!
[14:07] Awayuki
    Then I'll answer, truly and honestly, so that
    there can be no room for misunderstanding!
[14:14] Alice
    Huzzah!
[14:15] Mashiro
    Of course, I know everything about Awa-chan,
[14:19] Mashiro
    so Alice-chan can answer first.
[14:21] Alice
    I'll have the last laugh
    in the face of your overconfidence!
[14:24] Alice
    Thanks to the cameras I've hidden
    all through Awayuki-dono's apartment,
[14:28] Alice
    I know the answer for sure!
[14:29] Awayuki
    Hold it right there.
[14:30] Alice
    Ma'am! Ceasing all life functions.
[14:33] Mashiro
    Awa-chan, I'm really sorry, too.
[14:36] Mashiro
    Please don't prematurely end
    this promising girl's life.
[14:40] Awayuki
    Why do you have to act like I'm the one
    on the power trip here?!
[14:43] Awayuki
    It's not as if I told her to stop breathing!
[14:46] Awayuki
    Now, seriously, Alice-chan... Do you really
    have hidden cameras in my apartment?
[14:50] Alice
    In 360 locations!
[14:53] Awayuki
    You've got me living in a panopticon!
[14:56] Alice
    360 locations in your bathroom, that is!
[14:59] Awayuki
    Spread them out a little more!
[15:01] Awayuki
    That's a really weird distribution!
[15:03] Mashiro
    Why are you advising her, Awa-chan?
[15:05] Mashiro
    Is that your kink or something?
[15:07] Awayuki
    Freaking no!
[15:08] Alice
    That was a mere bit of jest, of course!
[15:11] Awayuki
    Ah, of course it was.
[15:13] Awayuki
    I'd be rather disturbed if it weren't...
[15:14] Alice
    The first rule of fandom
    is never intrude on your fave.
[15:18] Mashiro
    That's very mature of you.
[15:20] Mashiro
    Though as her friend, I'm always in a position
    to play pranks on and flirt with her.
[15:26] Alice
    On my way to buy those cameras!
[15:27] Awayuki
    What about the rules of fandom?!
[15:28] Awayuki
    And stop egging her on, Mashiron!
[15:31] Mashiro
    Gomennasorry.
[15:34] Awayuki
    What was the question again?
[15:35] Awayuki
    What I wash first in the bath?
[15:38] Alice
    Yes, and now I shall answer!
[15:41] Alice
    I say...
[15:43] Alice
    her feet!
[15:45] Awayuki
    Um... Wrong.
[15:47] Alice
    I shall henceforth perish!
[15:49] Awayuki
    If you die now, I'll be listed as the
    cause of death, so please don't!
[15:53] Mashiro
    Now, now, Alice-chan.
[15:54] Mashiro
    These things happen.
[15:56] Alice
    Th-The match is not yet sealed!
[15:57] Alice
    Mashiro-dono still needs to respond.
[15:59] Alice
    If we are both incorrect,
    it shall prove a draw!
[16:02] Mashiro
    Yes, yes. The answer is her arms.
[16:05] Awayuki
    Hey, that's right! That's amazing, Mashiron!
[16:08] Alice
    I shall henceforth perish!
[16:10] Awayuki
    Seriously...
[16:11] Awayuki
    Wait, she got it right that easily?!
[16:14] Awayuki
    Mashiron... do you have surveillance cameras?!
[16:17] Mashiro
    No.
[16:19] Mashiro
    Remember how we took a bath
    together during our last sleepover?
[16:22] Awayuki
    Oh... Of course.
[16:24] Awayuki
    Wait!
[16:25] Awayuki
    Does that mean you were
    watching me that whole time?!
[16:29] Awayuki
    Mashiron, you perv!
SIGN    Eek!!
SIGN    Eek!!
[16:30] Alice
    I must protest this unjust result!
SIGN    Injustice!
SIGN    Down with Mashiro!
SIGN    Don't let Mashiro-dono
    keep it all to herself!
[16:33] Alice
    It's unfair that you know
    the right answer, Mashiro-dono!
[16:36] Mashiro
    You're the one who wanted
    to do the question about the bath.
[16:41] Alice
    What is your judgment, Awayuki-dono?
[16:43] Awayuki
    Well... It's probably fairer to use something
    neither of you has advance knowledge of.
SIGN    What Awa-chan washes first in the bath
[16:49] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, you are as wise as ever!
[16:52] Alice
    Let us proceed to a new question!
SIGN    Awayuki-chan's ideal proposal
[16:55] Alice
    To stand amid romantic street lighting
[16:58] Alice
    and hear her partner's cry of devotion!
[17:01] Alice
    I accept being second to StroZero.
[17:03] Alice
    Just make me your number two woman!
[17:05] Awayuki
    If you did that to me, I'd pretend it was
    mistaken identity and run the other way.
[17:11] Mashiro
    Awa-chan tends not to like
    flashy stuff in her real life, so...
[17:15] Mashiro
    I think I'd wait for a moment
    when we were just hanging out at home,
[17:19] Mashiro
    and say, "You wanna get married?" or something.
[17:23] Awayuki
    Um... I'm a little embarrassed
    by how on-the-money that was.
[17:28] Awayuki
    M-Moving on!
SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:30] Alice
    Yes! This shall be our next topic!
[17:32] Awayuki
    I think you just want to find out the answer.
[17:34] Awayuki
    Rejected.
SIGN    REJECTED
[17:35] Alice
    Were my intentions that plain?
SIGN    Awayuki-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:37] Alice
    Mashiro-dono's erogenous zones, then!
SIGN    Mashiro-dono's Erogenous Zones
[17:41] Mashiro
    Why me?
[17:42] Alice
    I thought perhaps Awayuki-dono
    might wish to know!
[17:45] Awayuki
    I'll give one point to Alice-chan
    for knowing me so well!
[17:49] Mashiro
    Darn it, you!
[17:50] Alice
    Of course, I'm happy to share my own erogenous
    zones in ascending order of sensitivity!
SIGN    113th
    
    
    
    
    
    
    114th
    
    
    
    
    
    
    115th
[17:54] Alice
    Beginning from the 115th...
[17:56] Awayuki
    That will be quite unnecessary.
SIGN    REJECTED
SIGN    What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?
[17:58] Mashiro
    What about this?
    "What's weighing on Awa-chan's mind?"
[18:02] Mashiro
    Being her true partner means always being
    there for her in times of need, after all.
[18:08] Alice
    Ah! A rare moment of wisdom
    from you, Mashiro-dono.
[18:11] Mashiro
    Watch your mouth, kid.
[18:13] Mashiro
    I'll make a nasty
    doujinshi one-shot out of you.
SIGN    What If...
    Soma Alice Was Hypnotized
    into Thinking Some Random
    Old Guy Was Awayuki-dono
[18:16] Alice
    Please! See that I'm shipped with Awayuki-dono!
SIGN    I So Desire!
[18:19] Mashiro
    This girl doesn't take a hint.
[18:20] Alice
    For reference purposes, I'd like to
    know exactly how nasty it might be!
[18:22] Awayuki
    These two could get along
    pretty well if they wanted to...
[18:25] Mashiro
    You're really excited about
    being made into a one-shot doujin, huh?
[18:26] Awayuki
    Seems like they're having
    plenty of fun without me...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[18:31] Mashiro
    Yes, Awa-chan? Ready?
[18:33] Awayuki
    Yes, indeed! There's actually something
    weighing quite terribly on my mind!
[18:36] Awayuki
    And neither of you know what that is!
[18:38] Alice
    Something I do not know, even after
    watching every last one of your streams?
[18:43] Alice
    You truly do strive to new heights every day!
[18:46] Mashiro
    Something you've never let slip,
    even though we're always talking offline?
[18:51] Awayuki
    Yes! Now, you two... Give me your best shot!
[18:55] Mashiro
    Let's see...
[18:57] Mashiro
    You were happy about that clip show of
    Shuwa-chan's cutest moments before,
[19:01] Mashiro
    so do you want to hear
    more people telling you that you're cute?
SIGN    Shuwa-chan CUTE scenes montage
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
SIGN    Cute
[19:05] Awayuki
    W-Well... I'm afraid not.
[19:09] Mashiro
    Earlier you talked about wanting your
    listeners to praise the food you make,
[19:13] Mashiro
    so you were trying to buy
    new dishes. Is it about that?
[19:17] Mashiro
    Oh? But you said it's something
    I haven't heard of, so that can't be it.
[19:21] Mashiro
    So sorry.
[19:23] Awayuki
    You're doing this on purpose, Mashiron!
[19:25] Awayuki
    O-Okay, Alice-chan, you're next!
[19:28] Awayuki
    What do you think is weighing on my mind?
[19:30] Alice
    A difficult question indeed!
[19:33] Alice
    Is it your lack of a personal StroZero faucet?
[19:36] Mashiro
    O ye of little faith, Alice-chan.
    Awa-chan has one of those at home.
[19:39] Alice
    Forgive my ignorance!
[19:41] Awayuki
    No, I do not.
[19:44] Mashiro
    I really don't know.
    I feel a little bit ashamed.
[19:48] Alice
    Nor do I.
[19:50] Alice
    Awayuki-dono, what is it
    that weighs upon your mind?
[19:55] Awayuki
    What's weighing on my mind is...
[20:00] Awayuki
    that I can't stand seeing the two
    of you at each other's throats!
[20:04] Alice
    Awayuki-dono...
[20:06] Mashiron
    Awa-chan...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[20:07] Awayuki
    Please, don't fight over someone
    as unworthy as me.
[20:10] Awayuki
    I'd rather see you both smiling!
[20:13] Awayuki
    Okay?
[20:13] Mashiro
    Heck no. Awa-chan belongs to me.
[20:16] Alice
    Awayuki-dono. In every woman's life,
    there comes a time when she must fight!
[20:21] Awayuki
    But why?!
SIGN    Tragic: Awa-chan's heartfelt plea was rejected Selfishiron is adorable She tried so hard to cap it off Just rejected flat-out Is Alice-chan being influenced from her time as a duo with Hikari-chan? Somebody stop them We're in this together! The battle continues... Neither is giving up on Awa-chan lololol They did say it was a duel
[20:22] Awayuki
    I was totally wrapping up the segment just now!
[20:26] Awayuki
    Why don't we end with a compromise,
[20:28] Awayuki
    like Shuwa belongs to Alice-chan
    and Awa belongs to Mashiron?
[20:32] Mashiro
    No, both Awa-chan and Shuwa-chan belong to me!
[20:34] Alice
    It is the possession of both faces
    that make Awayuki-dono so precious!
[20:40] Alice
    She would be insufficient
    without either of them!
[20:44] Alice
    We have not yet chosen who is the
    more suitable bride for Awayuki-dono!
[20:49] Mashiro
    True. I expect this battle
    to go on for some time.
[20:53] Mashiro
    But, Alice-chan, aren't you happy to
    have learned more about Awa-chan?
SIGN    From Mashiro
[21:00] Alice
    M-Mashiro... Did you do this all for me?
[21:03] Mashiro
    Well, I hang out with her IRL,
    so I do have an unfair advantage.
[21:07] Alice
    Mashiro-dono...
SIGN    A Duel for Kokorone Awayuki
[21:09] Alice
    Truly, you are a worthy rival!
[21:13] Awayuki
    How are they acting like
    they've worked this all out?
[21:17] Mashiro
    They say the ground is stronger after a storm.
[21:20] Mashiro
    I really won't let you have Awa-chan, though.
[21:25] Awayuki
    Darn it!
SIGN    Still more meat on the bone
     That was fun... lol
     This is a VS hero movie now
     Awa-chan thought she could cap it off, but they capped it off for her
     So neither of them claims her yet?
     Rare to see Awa-chan on the back foot the whole time
     Awa-chan belongs to all
[21:34] Awayuki
    Pretty much everyone's
    had me on the back foot today.
[21:39] Awayuki
    After all that,
SIGN    You ok?
[21:41] Awayuki
    they teamed up to ask me if I had anything
    else on my mind and wouldn't let up...
SIGN    What's up?
SIGN    Wanna talk?
SIGN    Wanna talk?
SIGN    Wanna °INE?
SIGN    Wanna °INE?
[21:50] Awayuki
    What's really weighing on me...
[21:55] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai... What are you thinking about?
[22:00] Awayuki
    And what are you doing that concert for?
SIGN    This episode contains depictions of extreme behavior.
    Alcohol should not be consumed by anyone under 20,
    and always in moderation.

E12 - Episode 12

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[00:00] Hareru
    Okay!
[00:01] Hareru
    We've got everyone's
     guest parts down perfectly!
[00:04] Hareru
    Great work!
[00:06] Staff
    Let's take a break!
[00:07] Sei
    Great work!
[00:08] Shion
    Great work today!
[00:10] Nekoma
    Nice work!
[00:11] Shion
    Being on this big stage
    really is kind of breathtaking!
[00:16] Hareru
    Takes you back, huh?
[00:18] Hareru
    When you first made your debut,
    you guys were really struggling.
[00:22] Nekoma
    I wasn't struggling!
[00:24] Nekoma
    I did whatever I wanted to do.
[00:26] Nekoma
    I'm just kind of a chill person in general.
[00:29] Nekoma
    But these two were in trouble!
[00:31] Shion
    Well, I joined this world after
    watching Hareru-senpai hit it big,
[00:34] Shion
    imagining it to be a glorious, shining place,
[00:37] Shion
    so I got one heck of a rude awakening!
[00:39] Shion
    Prepping for streams was so hard,
[00:42] Shion
    and I had to deal with equipment trouble
    and all kinds of comments online...
[00:46] Shion
    I was overcome with the reality
    that it wasn't going to be that easy.
[00:53] Hareru
    But after a while, you found your niche.
[00:57] Hareru
    Because more people started liking you
    for who you really are, Oshio.
[01:03] Shion
    That's why it's such a relief right now!
[01:07] Hareru
    There, there!
[01:09] Sei
    I don't think you ever needed
    to worry about me.
[01:13] Hareru/Shion/Nekoma
    We totally did!
[01:14] Nekoma
    You were in serious trouble
    at the start there, Sei!
[01:17] Shion
    Part of the early hardship I mentioned before
    was worrying about you, Sei-sama!
[01:22] Hareru
    You really were a bit extra
     back then, Sei-Sei.
[01:25] Sei
    Though I do believe I made
    the biggest splash out of all of us.
[01:29] Sei
    Still, where did this all come from?
[01:33] Sei
    When I heard you say you were doing
    a concert, I couldn't believe it.
[01:36] Shion
    Yeah!
[01:37] Shion
    You don't really enjoy the spotlight
    as much as you might seem to...
[01:41] Nekoma
    I was really curious about that, too!
[01:44] Nekoma
    It's a real mystery move!
[01:47] Hareru
    I'm still keeping that secret!
[01:49] Hareru
    You can wait to the very end to find out!
[01:51] Shion
    Aww!
[01:52] Sei
    Now, now.
[01:53] Nekoma
    No fun!
[01:54] Hareru
    Now, I'd better get to work on the second half!
[01:58] Hareru
    See you at the big show, everyone!
[02:00] Shion/Sei/Nekoma
    Right!
[02:04] Hareru
    They really have grown.
[02:08] Hareru
    Awacchi!
[02:09] Hareru
    We'll have the big surprise,
    then close it out together.
[02:12] Hareru
    Work with me, okay?
[02:13] Awayuki
    R-Right!
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[03:49] Awayuki/Hareru
    Cheers!
[03:54] Hareru
    Great work at rehearsal! Thanks so much!
[03:57] Awayuki
    It sure was work, yeah.
[03:59] Hareru
    It's turning out great. I can't wait.
[04:02] Hareru
    You think everyone else will enjoy it too?
[04:04] Awayuki
    They're going to love it!
[04:06] Awayuki
    The whole world's been waiting
    for your first concert, after all!
[04:10] Hareru
    That gets me excited.
[04:12] Hareru
    Here, some thank-you barbecue!
[04:14] Awayuki
    Thank you so much!
[04:15] Awayuki
    Down the hatch!
[04:23] Awayuki
    So good!
[04:24] Hareru
    This rocks!
[04:25] Awayuki
    You really are incredible, though.
[04:29] Hareru
    Huh? How so?
[04:30] Awayuki
    You've been enjoying yourself all day, right?
[04:33] Awayuki
    I've been struggling
    just to master this one song.
[04:36] Hareru
    I'm just kind of doing what feels right to me.
[04:39] Awayuki
    That's what makes you amazing!
[04:41] Awayuki
    I admire you so much.
[04:42] Hareru
    Really? It makes me blush when
    you say that to my face...
[04:48] Hareru
    but I've actually felt the same way
    about you, Shuwacchi.
[04:54] Awayuki
    Really?
[04:56] Awayuki
    Er... How so?
[04:58] Hareru
    Well, more precisely,
[05:01] Hareru
    I wanted to be kind of like the Awacchi
    from before you revealed your true colors.
[05:05] Awayuki
    The way I used to be?
[05:07] Awayuki
    That boring old thing?
[05:08] Hareru
    Yeah, yeah.
[05:10] Awayuki
    You could deny the "boring" part, at least.
[05:15] Awayuki
    But you said it in the past tense...
    Does that mean you don't anymore?
[05:20] Hareru
    Yeah, I guess not.
[05:22] Awayuki
    I guess you wouldn't want to turn into
    a drunken, dirty-talking, womanizing lout.
[05:30] Hareru
    It's not like that at all.
[05:31] Hareru
    I just realized I have to be
    who I am, that's all.
[05:36] Hareru
    Do you want to try to be
    anyone else, Shuwacchi?
[05:41] Awayuki
    Me?
[05:47] Awayuki
    I'm having tons of fun every day now.
[05:50] Awayuki
    There's no way I'd willingly let go of that.
[05:53] Awayuki
    So...
[05:57] Awayuki
    At the very least, I don't want
    to be anyone else right now.
[06:01] Hareru
    I see.
[06:02] Hareru
    Yeah, yeah! Great answer!
[06:06] Hareru
    Help yourself to more barbecue!
[06:08] Awayuki
    Thanks a bunch!
[06:10] Awayuki
    Ah, I'm stuffed.
[06:18] Awayuki
    Guess it's almost here...
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    Hallelujah
SIGN    Congrats on Your Performance
    Asagiri Hareru-sama
    From your fans
SIGN    It's a full house!
[06:31] Hareru
    Nervous?
[06:34] Awayuki
    C-Could you tell?
[06:36] Hareru
    It's totally obvious.
[06:38] Hareru
    I get it, though.
[06:39] Hareru
    We're holding a major concert with a
    1.35 billion air guitarist accompaniment.
[06:46] Awayuki
    That's just amazing.
[06:48] Awayuki
    Given that Earth only has so many,
[06:50] Awayuki
    there must be players from
    other planets coming too, right?
[06:52] Awayuki
    Shouldn't we have the venue
    in Alaska or something?
[06:55] Hareru
    All land in Alaska is being used for the
     world boiled egg olympics, so they said no.
[07:00] Awayuki
    I see.
[07:02] Awayuki
    Though I'm not sure how big a quality
    difference you can get with boiled eggs...
[07:06] Hareru
    But hey, it's no problem!
[07:08] Hareru
    If we make use of the full length,
    width, and height of this venue,
[07:10] Hareru
    I'm sure we'll be able to accommodate everyone!
[07:13] Awayuki
    You're suggesting having the audience
    stand on each other's shoulders?
[07:17] Awayuki
    So that's what the group gymnastics
    classes in elementary school were for!
[07:25] Awayuki
    It's amazing. She's smiling
    the way she always does.
[07:29] Awayuki
    Just looking at her is enough to
    reassure me and put me at ease.
[07:32] Awayuki
    I wonder what's going through
    her head right now...
[07:35] Hareru
    I'm so nervous!
[07:38] Awayuki
    You're... nervous?
[07:40] Hareru
    You bet I am!
[07:42] Hareru
    Wanna listen to my heartbeat?
[07:44] Awayuki
    Um, sure, if I may.
[07:53] Awayuki
    Wow, yeah.
[07:55] Awayuki
    Are you afraid of the concert?
[07:57] Hareru
    Hmm, not the concert so much.
[08:00] Hareru
    I know I can make that a big success.
[08:03] Awayuki
    But your heart really is racing!
[08:06] Hareru
    I've been wanting to stand on stage
    with you for so long, Awacchi.
[08:10] Hareru
    That's what I'm nervous about.
[08:12] Awayuki
    Huh?
[08:13] Staff
    Hareru-san!
[08:14] Staff
    Please get on standby!
[08:16] Hareru
    Right!
[08:19] Hareru
    Time to get going, I guess!
[08:26] Awayuki
    Maybe she was just teasing me,
[08:29] Awayuki
    but it didn't feel like that.
[08:32] Awayuki
    Is she finally going to tell me
    the real feelings she's been hiding
[08:35] Awayuki
    since she decided to hold the concert?
[08:47] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai's really enjoying herself, huh?
[08:50] Suzuki
    Yes, I think so.
[08:53] Awayuki
    Suzuki-san.
[08:54] Suzuki
    Yes?
[08:55] Awayuki
    What kind of person
    do you think Hareru-senpai is?
[09:00] Suzuki
    Well...
[09:02] Suzuki
    She's my senpai too, so I don't
    know if I should say this,
[09:07] Suzuki
    but she's a very awkward person.
[09:10] Suzuki
    I didn't think of her that way
    until a little while ago either,
[09:14] Suzuki
    but Hareru-san explained to the rest of us
    on staff her reason for doing this concert,
[09:22] Suzuki
    and it was really very awkward.
[09:24] Hareru
    Okay, it's time for the last song!
[09:29] Hareru
    However! We've got a surprise prepared, and
    lemme tell you, we've saved the best for last!
[09:38] Suzuki
    Awayuki-san.
[09:40] Awayuki
    Y-Yes?
[09:41] Suzuki
    You're far, far more amazing
    than you give yourself credit for.
[09:45] Suzuki
    So go out there with your head held high.
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SIGN    Awa-chan
SIGN    Go for it!!
SIGN    Go for it!!
SIGN    Go for it!!
SIGN    Go for it!!
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SIGN    Go for it!!
SIGN    Go for it!!
SIGN    Go for it!!
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[09:51] Awayuki
    Thank you! I'm heading out!
[09:55] Hareru
    Now, it's time for our special guest
    to make her appearance!
[09:58] Hareru
    Presenting Kokorone Awayuki-chan!
[10:02] Audience Girl
    Awayuki-chan!
[10:02] Awayuki
    Hello, everyone! I'm Kokorone Awayuki!
[10:04] Audience Girl
    Looking frothy again today!
[10:07] Hareru
    Awacchi! Thanks again for joining me today!
[10:10] Awayuki
    The pleasure's all mine! I'm extremely
    honored to have been invited.
[10:14] Hareru
    But being in front of all these people
    leaves you parched with nervousness, right?
[10:19] Hareru
    Why don't we both have some water first?
[10:21] Awayuki
    What a good idea!
[10:24] Hareru
    Huh?
[10:25] Awayuki
    Yes?
[10:26] Hareru
    What did you just open?
[10:28] Awayuki
    Water. Why?
[10:29] Hareru
    Really?
[10:30] Hareru
    That didn't sound like opening up a bottle
    of pure, innocent water to me...
[10:35] Hareru
    Oh, well. I'll drink some too!
[10:38] Audience Girl
    How's the water?!
[10:41] Awayuki
    Feels great!
[10:43] Awayuki
    Ah, what is it?
[10:45] Hareru
    You just sounded like you were enjoying your
    "water" way more than a normal person would.
[10:50] Awayuki
    It tasted better than usual
    because I was so thirsty!
[10:53] Hareru
    Really for real?
[10:55] Hareru
    You didn't maybe drink something
    a little bit stronger?
[10:58] Awayuki
    Well, if you use a very broad
    definition of "water"...
[11:01] Hareru
    So you did drink StroZero!
[11:06] Hareru
    As for why I had Shuwacchi show up right now,
[11:10] Hareru
    this is our first big collab
     with just the two of us.
[11:16] Awayuki
    Yes! So let's make it a really big show!
[11:21] Hareru
    Because it's a collab between Live-On's
    first ace and its next-generation ace, right?
[11:25] Hareru
    We've gotta pull out all the stops!
[11:28] Hareru
    But first...
[11:30] Hareru
    There's a song I'd like Shuwacchi,
    our listeners,
[11:33] Hareru
    and all the streamers of Live-On to hear.
[11:39] Hareru
    Lyrics and music by me.
[11:41] Hareru
    The song is called "My Story."
[11:44] Hareru
    I wrote it just for today,
    and I probably won't sing it again.
[11:49] Hareru
    It's an ultra-rare collectible, okay?
[11:54] Awayuki
    Hey, you didn't tell me anything about this...
[11:56] Hareru
    I told you there'd be a surprise, remember?
[11:59] Hareru
    I'm not sure if you'll be happy about it...
[12:03] Hareru
    But I do hope you'll listen to it.
[12:10] Hareru
    Oh, crap!
[12:11] Hareru
    I think I really am getting embarrassed now...
[12:14] Hareru
    Look, this really is just me
    talking about myself,
[12:17] Hareru
    so anyone who doesn't like
    that stuff should mute up.
[12:19] Hareru
    And if you're in the concert venue,
    do an analog mute with your hands!
[12:24] Hareru
    Okay? Everyone ready?
[12:26] Hareru
    Then... Music, please.
[12:41] Awayuki
    It was the path one girl took.
[12:46] Awayuki
    A girl with exceptional intelligence.
[12:50] Awayuki
    She wasn't accepted by those around her.
[12:54] Awayuki
    She was afraid to be alone.
[12:56] Awayuki
    As a result, she put on a mask
    and went through life hiding who she was.
[13:02] Awayuki
    She lived day after day in monotony,
    with a hole in her heart.
[13:07] Awayuki
    Then the girl met four people
    she could call her friends.
[13:13] Awayuki
    For better or for worse,
    she caught a glimpse
[13:16] Awayuki
    of her hidden, original self
    in those four dreamers,
[13:19] Awayuki
    and her heart began to grow lighter.
[13:24] Awayuki
    Color came to her dark, gray days.
[13:28] Hareru
    Soon, the four friends,
    dreaming of success, created Live-On,
[13:33] Hareru
    and the girl, as a founding member,
    began a hard life as an office worker.
[13:40] Hareru
    Then, as payback to the people
    who had changed her empty life,
[13:45] Hareru
    she became their prototype
    VTuber, Asagiri Hareru.
[13:51] Hareru
    She'd worn a mask all this time,
    but to achieve success as a VTuber,
[13:56] Hareru
    she had to go back to who she was.
[14:00] Hareru
    She had to stamp down
    her fear of being alone again.
[14:05] Hareru
    But the four friends smiled and accepted her.
[14:09] Hareru
    And for the first time, she could
    show her true self in front of others.
[14:14] Hareru
    And then...
[14:17] Hareru
    she became me.
[14:24] Hareru
    More than a streamer, I consider myself
    a member of the Live-On staff.
[14:31] Hareru
    That's why...
[14:33] Hareru
    When my streamer kohai grew up enough
    that they could all be fine without me...
[14:39] Hareru
    I'd planned on stepping back
[14:41] Hareru
    and going back to supporting
    Live-On from behind the scenes.
[14:46] Hareru
    I didn't like the idea of standing in front
    of you while I was feeling that way.
[14:50] Hareru
    I'm really sorry.
[14:54] Awayuki
    The meaning behind her words right now...
[14:58] Hareru
    Live-On's really grown, hasn't it?
[15:01] Hareru
    Live-On won't fail now,
    even if I'm not leading it.
[15:06] Awayuki
    This is... Asagiri Hareru's retirement.
[15:10] Awayuki
    I can't—
[15:11] Hareru
    But!
[15:14] Hareru
    Then I started to feel another way, too!
[15:18] Hareru
    It started when our second-genners
    first started becoming famous.
[15:21] Hareru
    And when I knew it for sure was...
[15:24] Hareru
    when Kokorone Awayuki-chan's
    accidental stream ended up going viral!
[15:31] Hareru
    I started thinking,
    "what a fun group of people."
[15:33] Hareru
    I wanted to know more about
    these unpredictable people,
[15:36] Hareru
    be closer to them,
[15:40] Hareru
    and stand on the same stage as them!
[15:44] Hareru
    At first, I thought I'd become
    a different streamer
[15:46] Hareru
    so I could watch them from close by
    without worrying about our positions.
[15:51] Hareru
    But that's not enough for me now.
[15:53] Hareru
    I want to be with them as the person I am!
[15:58] Hareru
    I want to remain a VTuber.
[16:01] Hareru
    That's the feeling that's grown within me.
[16:04] Hareru
    So please, everyone, listen to my selfish wish!
[16:09] Hareru
    Let me be a VTuber...
[16:11] Hareru
    Let me be Asagiri Hareru!
[16:17] Awayuki
    I decided for myself
    that we lived in different worlds.
[16:27] Awayuki
    But I was wrong.
[16:30] Awayuki
    Hareru-senpai is just like me.
[16:33] Awayuki
    She's just an awkward...
    normal person, like anyone.
[16:37] Hareru
    Please, Shuwacchi.
[16:41] Hareru
    I don't want to stand above or below you,
    to your left or to your right.
[16:45] Hareru
    I want to stand on the same stage as you!
[16:49] Hareru
    Will you accept this new Asagiri Hareru?
[16:57] Hareru
    Shuwacchi?
[16:58] Awayuki
    What am I supposed to do?
[17:00] Awayuki
    I totally forgot all the choreography!
[17:02] Hareru
    Hey, it's fine! I really drilled it into you.
[17:06] Hareru
    Even if you forget it, your body remembers!
[17:10] Awayuki
    Don't make it into a double entendre!
[17:13] Hareru
    Well? Can you handle it?
[17:17] Hareru
    Okay! Now, please witness...
[17:21] Awayuki
    ...our very first collab song!
[17:24] Awayuki
    The song's name is...
[17:25] Awayuki/Hareru
    Diamond Dust!
[18:57] Awayuki
    I thought I was totally insignificant.
[19:02] Awayuki
    I couldn't even accept myself
    at the start, but...
[19:07] Awayuki
    At some point, I grew comfortable with
    being called the third gen's ace
[19:11] Awayuki
    and learned to hold my head up high.
[19:12] Awayuki
    I became able to mentor
    the newcomers as their senpai.
[19:20] (Flashback) Hareru
    Pretty good, right?
[19:21] (Flashback) Hareru
    I know just what to call it, too!
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[19:25] (Flashback) Awayuki
    "Diamond Dust"...
[19:27] (Flashback) Awayuki
    A phenomenon where moisture in the
    atmosphere freezes into ice crystals,
[19:31] (Flashback) Awayuki
    and reflects the sunlight as it falls, right?
[19:33] (Flashback) Hareru
    Well?
[19:35] Hareru
    It's perfect for us, right?
[19:37] Awayuki
    Yeah. It's the only thing you could call it!
[20:09] Awayuki
    Well, everyone.
[20:10] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
[20:13] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[20:14] Hareru
    Hey, hey, hey!
[20:16] Hareru
    I'm the rising sun in everyone's heart,
    newbie VTuber Asagiri Hareru!
[20:21] Awayuki
    Oh? Was that always your greeting?
[20:24] Hareru
    I'm a new VTuber, remember?
[20:26] Hareru
    I thought up a catchy new greeting
    to make you all remember my name!
[20:31] Awayuki
    I'm not quite sure what to make
    of our relative status.
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[20:34] Awayuki
    Are you my senpai or my kohai?
[20:36] Hareru
    I'm everyone's kohai, senpai,
    and peer all at once!
SIGN    Asagiri Hareru 1st Live
    Hallelujah
[20:41] Awayuki
    So you're easy, then?
[20:43] Awayuki
    I completely understand.
[20:44] Hareru
    H-Huh? I think you misunderstood me there...
[20:48] Awayuki
    Was I wrong?
[20:49] Hareru
    Definitely!
[20:50] Awayuki
    Ah, to summarize for those who don't know,
SIGN    Concert then offline collab... they got closer at mach speed
     H-Huh???!!
     The mother of all Live-On streamers... She's a major newbie
     roflcopter attack
     That cute "Definitely!"
     Looks like they're good friends now lololol
     Forcing an in-person meeting but defenseless
     No sign of the earlier one-sided admiration
     She mentioned a concert afterparty on Cheeper,
    so maybe that's where they got closer
    Awa-chan's really learned how to handle Harerun, too
    Definitely!!!
     I love how Awa-chan plays dumb
[20:54] Awayuki
    after Hareru-senpai's decision
    to turn over a new leaf at the concert,
[20:58] Awayuki
    anything and everything goes with her.
[21:01] Awayuki
    Please give her a warm welcome!
[21:03] Hareru
    Yeah, I've totally started rewriting my past.
[21:06] Hareru
    Yesterday's tears are tomorrow's cm,
    I guess you could say.
[21:09] Awayuki
    What are you saying? No dirty talk, now!
[21:12] Hareru
    Hey, what's your problem?!
[21:16] Hareru
    And now that I'm focusing on streamer stuff,
[21:19] Hareru
    I'm gonna be doing lots more concerts!
[21:21] Hareru
    I'll probably do collabs more often, too!
[21:24] Hareru
    So...
[21:25] Hareru
    Please give your best to this new streamer*
    finally joining the party, Asagiri Hareru!
[21:29] Awayuki
    Let's meet again when the light snow falls.
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[21:57] Awayuki
    Good evening to you all.
[21:59] Awayuki
    Isn't this another lovely
    night of light snowfall?
[22:01] Awayuki
    I'm Kokorone Awayuki.
[22:03] Awayuki
    And so...
[22:05] Awayuki
    Hell yeah! Let's start the stream!
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