E8 - The Legend in the Ice

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[01:33] lam
    Evil God Abram, once sealed
    by the first hero Lamuness,
[01:38] lam
    is causing space-timequakes
    as he tries to revive himself.
[01:41] lam
    It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
[01:45] lam
    Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
    in order to revive Abram completely,
[01:50] lam
    has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
[01:53] lam
    and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
[01:55] lam
    In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
[01:57] lam
    Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
[02:01] lam
    and now I'm heading for
    Don Genoci's Dimension Castle.
[02:05] lam
    I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
[02:09] lam
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:14] lam
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    The Legend in the Ice
SIGN    The Legend in the Ice.
[02:36] drum
    Lamuness...
[02:38] drum
    Lamu...
[02:42] drum
    ness...
[02:45] lam
    Boy, it's cold!
[02:48] pq
    Someone's telling rumors
    about you, Master!
[02:52] lam
    I got it!
[02:53] lam
    Wow, it's frozen.
[02:54] pq
    How pretty, chu!
[02:55] cid
    Hey!
[02:56] cid
    Stop admiring it and apologize!
[02:58] hebi
    My darling's face is not a tissue, jaan!
[03:01] lam
    Sorry, sorry! It's tough to
    be a popular hero, I guess!
[03:05] par
    Gaogao Zone was so warm...
[03:09] cac
    The Anan Zone is a world of ice.
[03:13] par
    That appears to be the village.
[03:15] par
    That's where we'll find the hero chosen
    by the Spirit Knight, Water Baron?
[03:19] lam
    Okay!
[03:21] lam
    Once we find Water Baron,
[03:23] lam
    Abram's as good as beaten!
[03:27] lam
    But anyway, it's really cold!
[03:29] lam
    We'll freeze if we just stand around here!
[03:32] lam
    Let's get to that town right now!
[03:34] cid
    Hey, wait up! I demand an apology!
[03:38] cid
    You can't escape me, Lamuness!
[03:57] lam
    Hey! Anyone here?
[04:01] lam
    The hero Lamuness and his party have arrived!
[04:06] cid
    Hey!
[04:07] cid
    Anyone here?
[04:10] cid
    The hero Da Cider and his party are here!
[04:14] cid
    Hey! Hey! Hey!
[04:16] hebi
    It's so cold, I want to hibernate.
[04:19] par
    There's nobody here...
    I'm having serious doubts!
[04:22] lam
    Are you sure this is the right place?
[04:24] cac
    Yes... that's what it says.
[04:26] cid
    It's creepy here, though.
[04:28] cid
    I can't shake the feeling
    that someone's watching us.
[04:34] cid
    Someone glue-my and raw-tten, perhaps.
[04:39] hebi
    It fried the egg, jaan.
[04:43] cid
    That's one hell of a thumbs down.
[04:50] lam
    Da Cider! They started because
    your pun was so bad!
[04:53] cid
    Idiot! My puns are like a tall
    wrestler's finishing move!
[04:57] lam
    A tall wrestler? What are you talking about?
[05:00] cid
    A tall wrestler would use a high 
    lariat! So my puns are hi-lariats!
[05:07] lam
    That's not "hilarious" at all!
[05:10] par
    This is no time to be
    fighting! I have doubts!
[05:26] lam
    Ow, ow!
[05:30] lam
    Everyone okay in here?
[05:32] par
    That hurt...
[05:34] cid
    What is this place?
[05:36] hebi
    D-Darling!
[05:44] cid
    Looks like someone was here before us.
[05:46] pq
    I peed myself a little bit, chu!
[05:49] cac
    They tried to discover the secrets
    of this underground ruin,
[05:51] cac
    and they ended up like this?
[05:52] par
    Is this where it is, then?
[05:54] lam
    The legendary gold?!
[06:01] lam
    J-Just kidding.
[06:07] par
    Why are they aiming only at Lamuness?
[06:10] cac
    Could it be they really are
    reacting to awful jokes?
[06:19] pq
    Where are we going, chu?
[06:21] lam
    I don't know! Listen to my DNA!
[06:26] lam
    Going down!
[06:28] drum
    Lamuness...
[06:37] lam
    That hurt...
[06:40] lam
    Where are we?
[06:46] drum
    Lamuness.
[06:48] lam
    PQ?
[06:51] drum
    Lamuness.
[06:52] ---
    H-Huh?
[06:56] lam
    What is that?
[07:10] lam
    A g-girl?
[07:15] lam
    Hey, wait! Wait!
[07:17] lam
    Hey, hey!
[07:20] lam
    Ow!
[07:22] lam
    H-Hey, get off me!
[07:46] drum
    Lamuness...
[07:51] drum
    Lamuness...
[07:56] drum
    Lord Lamuness!
[07:58] drum
    Lord Lamuness!
[08:06] pq
    Where are we? Who am I?
[08:11] pq
    Pikyu! I didn't see anything, chu!
[08:17] lam
    Wh-Who are you?
[08:19] drum
    I'm Drum!
[08:20] lam
    Drum?
[08:21] drum
    Lord Lamuness, I've been waiting for you!
[08:23] lam
    You know me?
[08:26] pq
    That's my master! You're so famous, chu!
[08:29] lam
    Oh, is that it?
[08:43] lam
    What is this feeling?
[08:46] lam
    My DNA is...
[08:49] lam
    Could this be... my first love?
[09:07] pq
    Is this the kind of show this is now?
[09:19] cac
    What is that?
[09:20] par
    It just looks like a snowman...
[09:23] cid
    What are you so scared of?
[09:24] cid
    If it's just a snowman,
    we can just walk past it.
[09:28] hebi
    That's my darling! So brave, jaan.
[09:35] cid
    No outsiders allowed, I guess.
[09:37] hebi
    That snowman looks cute,
    but he's a technician, jaan.
[09:42] ac
    The fact that the snowman
    is standing in our way
[09:45] ac
    suggests that the hero chosen
    by Water Baron must be here.
[09:49] par
    Lamuness...
[09:50] cac
    I'm sure he's fine!
[09:52] par
    I'm sure you're right. Knowing him...
[09:54] par
    He'll probably shout out, "Oh,
    I almost died back there!"
[09:59] par
    as he comes right back out to see us...
[10:01] cid
    Don't worry!
[10:03] cid
    Beginning today, I'm the sole hero.
[10:05] cid
    Lamuness, your death won't be in vain.
[10:08] par
    Don't just kill him!
[10:09] ---
    Anger
[10:15] cid
    Don't you mock me!
[10:19] hebi
    That's no ordinary snowman, jaan!
[10:22] cac
    It's strange for a snowman to
    be moving in the first place.
[10:33] lam
    Um... what to say...
[10:37] lam
    I can't help but feel like we've met before.
[10:41] drum
    I finally found you!
[10:42] lam
    What's going on with me? Why am I so excited?
[10:50] drum
    I can hear it.
[10:53] drum
    The sound of your heartbeat.
[11:16] pq
    Master! You're so mean, chu!
[11:23] par
    V, V!
[11:25] ---
    Pikyu!
[11:27] lam
    Fire!
[11:29] cid
    Laugh.
[11:37] don
    A little longer... Just a little
    longer, and Abram will revive.
[11:41] don
    Dandy! Lip!
[11:43] both
    Sir.
[11:44] gen
    You understand, don't you?
[11:46] dan
    Yes. We must find the last
    Spirit Knight, Water Baron.
[11:51] lip
    And the moment we do, Hero
    Lamuness and his friends will die.
[12:10] drum
    What is it?
[12:10] lam
    Oh! Nothing.
[12:13] drum
    I see.
[12:15] lam
    I can't just sit here saying nothing.
[12:18] lam
    I need to say something clever.
[12:21] lam
    Hi! Isn't the weather just great?
[12:24] lam
    Not like that!
[12:26] ---
    Profound Learnings
[12:26] lam
    Do you know why birds can land on
    power lines without getting shocked?
[12:30] lam
    Nobody cares!
[12:39] lam
    Um! Hey! Ah!
[12:44] drum
    How funny!
[12:45] lam
    Hey! Don't tease me!
[12:49] drum
    I'm sorry...
[12:50] lam
    Um...
[12:52] lam
    Uh, sorry! I didn't mean it like that.
[12:55] lam
    Um, Drum?
[12:59] drum
    Just kidding.
[13:01] lam
    Why, you...
[13:15] drum
    Lord Lamuness...
[13:17] pq
    This is a show for kids!
[13:22] par
    How long is it gonna chase us?!
[13:25] cac
    Please, give us a break!
[13:27] cid
    Hey! Quit it with the little attacks
    and hit us with the big gun already!
[13:30] hebi
    Yeah, jaan!
[13:34] cid
    No way!
[13:39] par
    A dead end?
[13:41] par
    No way!
[13:49] par
    This is too much!
[13:52] par
    We're dead meat!
[14:01] par
    Did it just save us?
[14:05] cac
    It seems to be trying to say something.
[14:11] cac
    Can it be... You're trying to guide us?
[14:21] cid
    What's going on here?
[14:22] cac
    I guess he was just trying
    to guide us from the start.
[14:27] cid
    But he attacked us, didn't he?
[14:29] cac
    That's because we ran away! Right?
[14:33] par
    I see! You were attacking to keep us
    from going toward traps, right?
[14:40] cid
    I see. You're meant to be a
    guard dog against invaders,
[14:43] cid
    but a guide for the chosen ones...
[14:48] cac
    Which means that we're the chosen ones.
[14:51] par
    Which means this place is...
[14:54] cac
    What's the matter?
[14:56] par
    Below?
[14:57] par
    What's down below?
[14:59] cid
    Looks like normal flooring to me...
[15:02] cac
    I see! Thank you very much!
[15:10] par
    This again?!
[15:18] drum
    Lord Lamuness... I've been
    waiting for you for so long.
[15:23] drum
    I can't believe it isn't a dream...
[15:25] lam
    Drum...
[15:31] pq
    Stop it already, chu!
[15:40] lam
    C-Can I...
[15:45] lam
    Sure you can! Just do it!
[15:48] lam
    If you don't do it, you're not a man!
[15:51] lam
    Do you want to embarrass the
    girl? Just plant one on her!
[15:57] lam
    Yeah, do it!
[15:58] lam
    Go, go, go!
[16:11] lam
    Go!
[16:14] lam
    Right now, my patience is totally cracking!
[16:22] par
    That hurt!
[16:24] cac
    The snowman took us to the place
    where the chosen hero is—
[16:29] cac
    Lord Lamuness...
[16:31] cac
    Lamuness...
[16:38] par
    Lamuness...
[16:41] lam
    P-Parfait...
[16:42] ---
    See ya!
[16:43] lam
    Hey... um, you know...
[16:49] lam
    Tea for you.
[16:50] par
    Don't change the subject!
[16:51] par
    Why was I even worried?!
[16:53] pq
    Master, it's horrible, chu!
[16:56] cac
    I am shocked!
[16:57] cid
    You didn't even care how
    we felt! You're awful!
[17:01] hebi
    Terrible, jaan!
[17:02] cid
    You're a failure as a hero!
[17:04] cid
    You're garbage! You're a cockroach!
[17:06] ---
    A cockroach!
[17:08] par
    You're pissing me off!
[17:10] cid
    But I do envy you...
[17:15] drum
    It's coming!
[17:22] lam
    Is it them?
[17:23] drum
    Lord Lamuness, I'll protect you!
[17:25] lam
    Huh? Drum!
[17:47] par
    Who is this girl?
[17:49] lam
    Drum?
[17:51] lam
    Drum!
[17:58] dan
    Hero Lamuness, show yourself!
[18:01] lip
    Hide-and-seek is over!
[18:03] lip
    Your macho big brother is gonna get you now.
[18:09] drum
    Stop this!
[18:10] drum
    I'll protect Lord Lamuness myself!
[18:12] dan
    Fool! What can any human do?
[18:15] lip
    Yeah! Go back to sucking
    your mama's boobies, kid.
[18:21] dan
    Lamuness. Don't you care what happens to her?
[18:24] dan
    Come out at once!
[18:26] drum
    Let me go!
[18:27] lip
    Oh, are you sure that's what you want?
[18:28] lip
    If I let you go, you die.
[18:30] drum
    Let go, let go!
[18:33] dan
    Absolutely not!
[18:35] lip
    Oh, she's so feisty!
[18:52] drum
    I'll protect Lord Lamuness!
[19:02] lam
    Drum!
[19:07] lam
    I'll... protect...
[19:09] dan
    Impossible!
[19:09] lip
    Who the heck are you?!
[19:12] ---
    Get off, you little bug!
[19:13] drum
    I'll protect him!
[19:20] lam
    Drum!
[19:27] dan
    Damn... How could this happen?
[19:30] dan
    This isn't over!
[19:32] lam
    Drum! Drum!
[19:47] lam
    Drum!
[19:48] drum
    I'm okay. I just overheated.
[19:52] lam
    Overheated? Drum, are you...
[19:55] cid
    Can it be...
[19:56] cid
    She's an android?
[19:58] drum
    I'll protect you from now on!
[20:02] drum
    Oh, I'm so tired!
[20:05] lam
    D-Drum!
[20:08] pq
    She fell asleep, chu.
[20:13] par
    So she was an android?
[20:16] cac
    Just what is this city?
[20:21] par
    What's wrong?
[20:23] cac
    Look at this!
[20:25] par
    "When those made in the image of
    humanity combine their hearts,
[20:30] par
    Spirit Knight Water Baron shall revive."
[20:34] par
    "Those made in the image of humanity"?
[20:37] par
    "Those", as in plural?
[20:38] par
    You mean there are others?
[20:48] both
    When those made in the image of
    humanity combine their hearts,
[20:54] both
    Spirit Knight Water Baron shall revive.
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SIGN    I'm so glad I became a hero!
SIGN    At last, a spring wind blows over my heart!
SIGN    Drum! Cello! Trumpet!
SIGN    I've got so many to choose from!
SIGN    This place is paradise!
SIGN    I quit this whole adventure racket!
SIGN    Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
SIGN    "The Love That Transcended Time!!"
SIGN    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
SIGN    The Love That Transcended Time!!
SIGN    This is making me blush...