E7 - The Spirit Knights Clash?!

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[01:33] lam
    Evil God Abram, once sealed
    by the first hero Lamuness,
[01:37] lam
    is causing space-timequakes
    as he tries to revive himself.
[01:40] lam
    It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
[01:43] lam
    Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
    in order to revive Abram completely,
[01:48] lam
    has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
[01:51] lam
    and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
[01:53] lam
    In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
[01:56] lam
    Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
[01:59] lam
    and now I'm off on an adventure
    to find the Ottama Gates,
[02:02] lam
    the only way to get to Don
    Genoci's Dimension Castle.
[02:06] lam
    I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
[02:09] lam
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:14] lam
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    The Spirit Knights Clash?!
SIGN    The Spirit Knights Clash?!
[02:24] ---
    Abra-kadabra, Abram!
[02:28] ---
    Abra-kadabra, Abram!
[02:32] ---
    Abra-kadabra, Abram!
[02:36] ---
    Dandy. Lip.
[02:39] ---
    What happens when an unstoppable 
    force meets immovable object?
[02:43] ---
    Hero of the Sky, Kaiser Fire.
[02:46] ---
    Hero of the Ground, Graf Thunder.
[02:48] ---
    These two Spirit Knights represent an
    unstoppable force and an immovable object.
[02:53] ---
    And when pitted against each other...
[02:57] ---
    All right, Dandy! Lip!
    Put the plan into action!
[03:02] dan
    Yes, sir!
[03:02] dan
    We are to put dog poo in
    Lamuness's shoes, are we not?
[03:07] lip
    I'll spread these indecent
    nude photos everywhere!
[03:13] don
    Fools!
[03:15] don
    Was there a change of plans?!
[03:29] mito
    What did you say?!
[03:30] mito
    You were attacked by a villain
     named Hero Lamuness?
[03:34] lip
    That's right!
[03:35] dan
    We've been farming and living peaceful
    lives for generations on that land...
[03:42] lip
    Our houses were burned, our fields
    ravaged, and all our possessions stolen...
[03:48] dan
    They sold our little sister to the circus,
[03:50] dan
    turned our dog into a rug, and
    boiled our grandfather into soup.
[03:56] both
    We implore you, avenge us!
[03:59] mito
    I do know them...
[04:02] mito
    But they didn't look like villains to me.
[04:04] mito
    Are you certain you are not mistaken?
[04:06] lip
    Oh, no!
[04:08] dan
    Oh, my god!
[04:10] dan
    To ignore the pleas of nameless
    Villager A and Villager B...
[04:14] lip
    Our prince simply doesn't care about us!
[04:32] mito
    You say you've been farming
    the land there for generations,
[04:34] mito
    but you don't smell of soil at all.
[04:37] mito
    Why is that?
[04:38] dan
    Oh, well, you know...
[04:40] lip
    Well, you see, Your Highness...
[04:42] mito
    I detect the smell of lies from you!
[04:47] mito
    Please, tell me the truth.
[04:50] mito
    I can't help you if you don't.
[04:55] dan
    We'll tell you the truth!
[04:58] dan
    Look at this!
[05:00] mito
    What is this?
[05:01] dan
    This is the "true crown" passed
    down through our family.
[05:04] lip
    If you put it on, you'll learn the truth.
[05:12] lam
    Mito and the others are bad guys?
[05:14] lip
    Prince Mito is a very bad man!
[05:17] dan
    He charges us outrageous
    taxes, works us to the bone,
[05:21] dan
    and if we object to anything, he whips us...
[05:24] lip
    Yes! He says he's on a journey
     around his domain,
[05:27] lip
    but he's actually just monitoring us.
[05:30] lip
    Please, defeat Prince Mito for us!
[05:34] lam
    But it's hard for me to believe
    that Mito's that bad a guy...
[05:39] par
    I have doubts, too.
[05:41] cac
    My prophecies told me he was a hero, too.
[05:44] cac
    And he can pilot the Graf Thunder.
[05:46] pq
    That's right, chu! He's much
    better than you, Master!
[05:51] dan
    A hero won't believe our story?
[05:55] lam
    Well, I mean...
[05:57] lip
    Oh, how horrible!
[06:00] lip
    The hero has abandoned us!
[06:03] dan
    Is there no true hero out
    there who will save us?
[06:08] lip
    Oh, God! Buddha!
[06:11] lip
    God is dead! He died on the hill of Golgotha!
[06:15] cid
    If you're looking for a true
    hero, there's one right here.
[06:21] cid
    The true hero, Da Cider... will handle this.
[06:26] hebi
    Yeah!
[06:27] hebi
    Darling, you're an ally of the people, jaan!
[06:30] cid
    The true hero, Da Cider,
    will not abandon you.
[06:34] cid
    Rest easy.
[06:35] cid
    Because as a true hero, I
    feel that Mito's deeds are...
[06:38] cid
    ...mi-totally evil.
[06:43] lip
    Bravo! Thank you, true hero!
[06:46] dan
    Pun hero! Banzai!
[06:51] cid
    Well, Assistant Lamuness.
[06:53] cid
    Prepare Kaiser Fire!
[06:55] lam
    Who's your assistant?
[06:56] lam
    You can't just decide these things!
[06:58] cid
    Shut up! No one who laughs at
    puns could ever be a bad person.
[07:03] lam
    Maybe they're just dumb.
[07:05] cid
    You little brat!
[07:06] lam
    Mito's not a bad guy!
[07:08] cid
    Yes he is! We have witnesses!
[07:10] lam
    No, we don't!
[07:11] cid
    He's cracked up!
[07:13] cid
    Incidentally, this is cracked off.
[07:19] lip
    Bravo! True hero!
[07:21] dan
    Long live the pun hero!
[07:23] cid
    See?
[07:25] lam
    See what?
[07:26] pq
    These guys are so suspicious, chu.
[07:31] pq
    You can't fool the eyes of
    hero advisor robot PQ, chu!
[07:42] pq
    Prince Mito is a bad guy, chu!
[07:45] pq
    Let's beat him to a pulp, chu!
[07:47] lam
    What was that?
[07:48] PQ
    No one who gives out snacks
    could ever be a bad person, chu!
[07:53] lam
    You traitor!
[07:59] par
    Lamuness. There's no point in
    standing around arguing here.
[08:03] par
    Let's go see Mito!
[08:05] cac
    Perhaps we could sort out
    the misunderstanding.
[08:09] lam
    Fine.
[08:14] dan
    We didn't even have to use that!
[08:16] lip
    What a bunch of idiots!
[08:22] suk
    Wait, Prince Mito!
[08:24] suk
    Your Highness! How can you
    trust people like that?
[08:28] suk
    Are you certain we can trust them?
[08:31] mito
    What they say is the truth.
[08:33] mito
    To save people who are suffering
    is my duty as a prince.
[08:38] mito
    Am I wrong?
[08:40] kaku
    B-But...
[08:41] mito
    Are you turning on your king?!
[08:43] ---
    No...
[08:45] mito
    Gallant and noble king of the land!
[08:48] mito
    Heed my call!
[08:50] mito
    Use your strength to turn the
    rampant evils of this world to ash!
[08:57] mito
    Graf Thunder!
[09:45] mito
    Let's go!
[09:46] mito
    Yes, sir!
[09:50] lam
    Mito's not a bad guy!
[09:52] cid
    You're still on that, huh?
[09:55] lam
    Shut up! You shouldn't stick your
    nose where it doesn't belong!
[09:59] cid
    What'd you say, you brat?
[10:01] lam
    You poser!
[10:03] cid
    You wanna take this outside?!
[10:14] lam
    Graf Thunder!
[10:19] lam
    Mito...
[10:24] par
    V!
[10:30] hebi
    Jaan.
[10:37] lam
    Mito! Listen to me!
[10:39] mito
    Shut up, you fake hero!
[10:42] mito
    My Graf Thunder shall finish you!
[10:44] lam
    What are you talking about?
    You've got to be kidding...
[10:47] mito
    Prepare to die!
[10:55] lam
    Mito... you...
[10:57] cid
    Lamuness! Call out Kaiser Fire!
[11:08] ---
    Kaiser Fire!
[12:02] par
    No way...
[12:04] cac
    It can't be...
[12:09] dan
    The Don Genoci brand Mind Control
    Machine is working perfectly!
[12:16] lip
    Prince Mito! Fight hard!
[12:19] lip
    Ah, I'm being watched.
[12:28] lam
    Mito... What's going on, Mito?
[12:30] cid
    What are you doing, Lamuness?
    Attack him already!
[12:33] lam
    Mito! Listen to me, Mito!
[12:36] cid
    He's attacking us!
[12:38] cid
    He's just a villain acting like a hero!
[12:40] lam
    Shut up! Don't say anything!
[12:43] kaku
    Your Highness! He wants to talk to us!
[12:46] mito
    There will be no talk!
[13:08] cid
    Lamuness! I'm gonna fight back!
[13:10] lam
    No!
[13:11] cid
    We don't have time for this!
[13:14] suke
    The opponent doesn't want to fight!
[13:16] kaku
    Your Highness!
[13:17] mito
    Evil must be destroyed!
[13:26] cid
    Hey, you gotta be kidding me...
[13:29] cid
    If that hits us...
[13:30] cid
    Lamuness! Use the Kaiser Fiblade!
[13:33] lam
    Mito, stop it! Please, stop!
[13:36] cid
    Hey! You're still on that?!
[13:38] cid
    You idiot! Fight already!
[13:41] lam
    No! My DNA is rejecting this!
[13:44] lam
    I won't accept a fight like this!
[14:01] par
    Stop it! Please, stop!
[14:04] both
    Yahoo! Go, go!
[14:07] both
    Destroy each other!
[14:11] lam
    Mito...
[14:13] lam
    Damn... Mito!
[14:19] lam
    What are you doing, Mito?!
[14:21] lam
    We're friends, aren't we?!
[14:23] lam
    You're the hero who protects the
    peace of the jungle, aren't you?!
[14:26] lam
    Wake up!
[14:29] lam
    Mito!
[14:32] lam
    Lamuness?
[14:34] lam
    That's right! It's me, Lamuness!
[14:37] mito
    Lamuness, it's you!
[14:39] lam
    Mito!
[14:40] pq
    Thank goodness, chu!
[14:45] lip
    Oh, dear.
[14:47] lip
    Looks like the spell is broken.
[14:49] dan
    Then we'll just have to
    take control from here!
[14:52] dan
    C'mon, Specter Knight Bismark GT!
[15:02] ram
    What's that thing?
[15:09] pq
    It's that usual bumbling pair, chu!
[15:11] lam
    I get it... So they're the
    ones behind this, huh?
[15:16] dan
    That's right! This was all part of our plan!
[15:23] lip
    That prince is our puppet!
[15:26] lip
    You Spirit Knights... go fight
    and destroy each other.
[15:30] lip
    Control waves, fire!
[15:57] mito
    Die!
[16:03] lam
    Mito!
[16:08] ---
    Pikyu!
[16:21] par
    Kaiser Fire and Graf Thunder are...
[16:24] cac
    Resonating...
[16:33] lam
    Mito... Mito Natto...
[16:38] mito
    Where am I?
[16:40] mito
    Who are you?
[16:41] lam
    I am a hero.
[16:44] lam
    Five thousand years ago, I fought
    alongside my friend, your ancestor,
[16:49] lam
    and sealed away the Great Evil God Abram.
[16:53] mito
    With my ancestor?
[16:55] lam
    Listen, Mito.
[16:57] lam
    Graf Thunder is one of the three weapons
    necessary to defeat the Evil God Abram.
[17:04] lam
    You are the descendant of
    a hero given the mission
[17:08] lam
    and the honor of controlling that power.
[17:10] mito
    Descendant of a hero...
[17:12] lam
    Open your eyes.
[17:14] lam
    The revival of the Evil God
    Abram draws near.
[17:17] lam
    You bear the blood of my friend.
[17:20] lam
    You cannot let this beat you.
[17:22] lam
    Stand!
[17:23] lam
    Stand, Mito!
[17:31] dan
    Wh-What the...
[17:33] lip
    This isn't possible!
[17:37] lam
    Mito!
[17:38] mito
    I'm sorry, Lamuness.
[17:40] mito
    I've been so pathetic.
[17:42] lam
    Hey, that's no problem!
[17:45] lam
    We're best friends, aren't we?!
[17:48] mito
    Lamuness...
[17:51] lam
    Let's go, Mito!
[17:53] mito
    Okay!
[17:54] dan
    Dammit! Time to make like we wore
     underwear that's too tight!
[17:58] lip
    We're gonna get a little rash!
[18:27] lam
    Kaizer Fiblade!
[18:31] lam
    Granvolt Crash!
[18:54] dan
    This isn't over!
[18:57] lip
    Yeah! We won't lose next time!
[19:00] both
    They did it! They did it! They did it!
[19:15] aka
    We didn't make it...
[19:16] momo
    ...in time.
[19:18] both
    No screen time.
[19:28] cac
    I sense it. The Ottama Gate is this way.
[19:31] par
    Cacao, what are you doing?
[19:34] par
    Hurry up!
[19:37] cac
    Huh?
[19:38] lam
    What? You're staying here?
[19:40] mito
    Yes.
[19:42] suke
    His Highness has an important mission
    to protect the peace of the jungle.
[19:47] kaka
    He can't afford to leave the Gaogao Zone.
[19:51] mito
    In exchange, take this.
[19:54] lam
    What's this?
[19:56] mito
    Treasure handed down through
    the royal family for generations.
[19:58] mito
    If you ever end up in trouble, use it.
[20:02] ram
    Mito...
[20:03] mit
    Let us meet again, Lamuness.
[20:06] lam
    Yeah! That's a promise between men!
[20:16] mito
    Lamuness... Well, before
    we go, could I ask one favor?
[20:21] lam
    Oh, please. Don't be so formal.
[20:24] lam
    Whatever it is, just ask!
[20:26] mito
    Could I have a bite of you?
[20:29] lam
    Forgive me!
[20:31] mito
    Just one bite!
[20:32] lam
    No!
[20:34] mito
    Please, Lamuness!
[20:36] par
    I have doubts.
[20:37] kaku
    The custom of greatest
    friendship in the Gaogao Zone.
[20:41] kaku
    To enjoy a bite of your 
    friend with your own hands.
[20:43] cac
    I see... friendship equals appetite?
[20:48] suke
    What delicious friendship.
[20:51] cid
    Really?
[20:52] lam
    Someone save me!
[21:05] drum
    Lord Hero... We're waiting for you!
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