# E5 - The Dangerous Hero Stew
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:53] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[01:59] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:03] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew.
**[02:43] par**
It's so beautiful...
**[02:45] par**
A world of nature, unsullied by
humans... that is the Gaogao Zone.
**[02:51] cid**
I feel a pun coming...
**[02:52] cid**
"Unsullied... and this is an un-cyclopedia."
***SIGN*** Encyclopedia
**[02:57] hebi**
Yay, darling! You're an artist, jaan!
**[03:00] cid**
I'm on fire today!
**[03:02] ram**
Yeah, yeah... When the scenery's
good, the food's usually good, too.
**[03:11] par**
Lamuness, don't you have any sense
of atmosphere? How pathetic!
**[03:15] lam**
Shut up! My DNA gives my stomach priority!
**[03:19] pq**
Is that why your head is so empty, chu?
**[03:26] lam**
What's that you're saying?
**[03:30] par**
Stop that, Lamuness...
**[03:34] par**
Lamuness. Not again!
**[03:36] lam**
Hey! That one wasn't me!
**[03:39] par**
See?
**[03:41] lam**
I said it's *not* me!
**[04:03] par**
Lamuness!
**[04:04] lam**
Don't show fear!
**[04:05] lam**
At times like these, you're supposed
to make full eye contact...
**[04:11] lam**
Hello, I am your friend!
**[04:20] lam**
I am your friend!
**[04:26] lam**
I am your friend!
**[04:44] all**
Lamuness!
**[04:50] lam**
That hurts!
**[04:58] lam**
Let's just run away!
**[05:01] par**
You worthless hero!
**[05:08] pq**
Master!
**[05:12] pq**
Master! Kaiser...
**[05:17] pq**
C-Call for Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[05:20] lam**
We don't have time for that now!
**[05:37] lam**
I'm exhausted...
**[05:40] lam**
Now that I think about it... I probably
should have called Kaiser Fire...
**[05:45] pq**
I told you that over and over and—
**[05:48] lam**
Shut up.
**[05:53] lam**
Cacao. Where are we?
**[05:56] lam**
Huh? Huh? Where's everyone else?
**[06:00] pq**
We got separated a while back, chu.
**[06:05] lam**
No way!
**[06:08] lam**
R-R-Right, calm down!
**[06:11] lam**
At times like these... at times like these...
**[06:13] lam**
Find a police station!
**[06:16] lam**
Officer! Hey, Officer!
**[06:20] pq**
You're not gonna find one, chu.
**[06:22] lam**
I know!
**[06:23] lam**
The moss on the trees!
**[06:24] lam**
The direction of the sun!
**[06:26] lam**
Magnets always point north!
**[06:30] pq**
He's totally panicking, chu...
**[06:38] cid**
What's going on here?
**[06:39] cid**
I look left, I look right...
**[06:42] cid**
It's monkeys, monkeys,
monkeys, monkeys, monkeys,
**[06:45] cid**
monkeys, monkeys, monkeys,
monkeys, monkeys...
**[06:48] cid**
Monkeys everywhere!
**[06:51] hebi**
And they're really loud, jaan!
**[06:52] hebi**
Where the hell am I?! Well?!
**[06:55] hebi**
Answer me, you stupid monkeys!
**[07:00] cid**
Shut up, you damn monkeys!
**[07:03] cid**
Mon*keep* it down already!
**[07:19] hebi**
Darling...
**[07:20] cid**
Damn you... Laugh, you monkeys!
**[07:36] cid**
Don't mock me, you monkeys!
**[07:39] hebi**
D-Darling! Hang in there, jaan!
**[07:42] hebi**
Darling, darling!
**[07:54] par**
I don't wanna be lunch!
**[07:57] cac**
It is time for our final resort.
**[08:16] cac**
Parfait...
**[08:20] cac**
The hero is this way.
**[08:22] par**
What was that?
**[08:24] cac**
It was the only thing I could think of.
**[08:47] suke**
Stand down, stand down, stand down!
**[08:49] suke**
Stand down this instant!
**[08:50] suke**
Don't you see this crest?
**[09:06] par**
Thank goodness...
**[09:09] par**
We're safe!
**[09:11] cac**
Wh-Who's that?
**[09:20] par**
Who were they?
**[09:22] cac**
Those people are deeply
tied to our destiny!
**[09:27] par**
Really, Cacao?
**[09:29] cac**
Probably...
**[09:33] lam**
Hey! Parfait! Cacao!
**[09:38] lam**
At a time like this, I'll even take Da Cider!
**[09:41] lam**
Someone! Someone come and find me!
**[10:01] lam**
H-Hello!
**[10:03] lam**
I am... the hero! Everybody's... friend!
**[10:41] lam**
Boy, what a nice hot bath!
**[10:45] lam**
Feels like heaven...
**[10:47] lam**
These people are so nice.
**[10:51] pq**
You're such an idiot, chu.
**[11:01] lam**
Wow, a dance to welcome us!
**[11:04] lam**
The hero gets all the
best treatment, huh, PQ?
**[11:08] pq**
Just catch on already, chu...
**[11:17] lam**
It's getting a little hot, though...
**[11:20] lam**
Hey, could you turn it down a bit?
**[11:24] lam**
It's a little hot.
**[11:28] lam**
Could you turn it down a little?
**[11:31] lam**
I mean... seriously.
**[11:34] lam**
Darn it... it's hot, so... I'd like you
to add a little cold water. Is that okay?
**[11:46] ram**
I didn't mean bath salts...
**[11:55] ram**
This is delicious!
**[11:57] ram**
I get it, they put in some flavor sauce!
**[12:00] ram**
This'll make a great stew!
**[12:04] pq**
Master...
**[12:06] pq**
What's the base of that stew, chu?
**[12:09] lam**
Well, obviously...
**[12:12] lam**
It's me!
**[12:13] ---**
Don't look here!
**[12:22] lam**
No!
**[12:23] lam**
I don't wanna be a stew!
**[12:25] lam**
I'm a hero!
**[12:27] lam**
I'm a warrior of love and justice who
fights for the sake of the world!
**[12:31] lam**
You'll regret it if you eat me!
**[12:34] lam**
You'll get arrested for child abuse!
**[12:38] lam**
I'm not tasty at all!
**[12:40] lam**
I don't even have any fat!
**[12:43] lam**
I'm really stringy! I've
been constipated lately!
**[12:53] lam**
It's hot!
**[12:55] lam**
I don't like this! Don't eat me!
**[12:58] pq**
Yeah, chu!
**[12:59] pq**
Master has athlete's foot,
corns, and ringworm, chu!
**[13:04] pq**
He's a hopeless idiot, chu!
**[13:06] pq**
If you eat him, you'll turn stupid too, chu!
**[13:10] lam**
You're really getting on my nerves!
**[13:13] pq**
I'm just trying to save you,
Master! Ow, ow, ow!
**[13:22] lam**
I'm hot... let me out!
**[13:31] lam**
Help me!
**[13:35] cid**
What's the matter, crybaby Lamuness?
**[13:41] cid**
Sorry to keep you bozos waiting.
**[13:42] hebi**
The allies of good are here!
**[13:45] cid**
Scatter, scatter, scatter!
**[13:51] hebi**
Darling! So cool, jaan!
**[14:00] cid**
Don't you look cozy,
taking a hot bath here...
**[14:03] cid**
Eh, Lamuness?
**[14:05] lam**
S-Save me, Da Cider.
**[14:08] cid**
I can't hear you. Say that again.
**[14:11] lam**
I said... save me.
**[14:14] cid**
Is that how you act when you
ask someone a favor, Lamuness?
**[14:17] lam**
Please! Save me!
**[14:20] cid**
"I beg you to save me" would be better.
**[14:27] lam**
I beg you to save me, great
Da Cider! I beg of you!
**[14:31] cid**
That's right. Kids should be respectful.
**[14:35] cid**
By the way, Lamuness.
Who's the real hero here?
**[14:39] lam**
Th-That's not fair...
**[14:42] cid**
I see. Is that your attitude?
**[14:46] cid**
Hey, he's boiling up nice!
**[14:49] cid**
Come eat him soon!
**[14:50] cid**
Hurry on up!
**[14:53] lam**
Of course, it's you, Da Cider!
**[14:55] lam**
I'm just your servant, Lord Da Cider.
**[14:59] cid**
Now, bark like a dog!
**[15:04] lam**
Woof, woof, woof!
**[15:09] cid**
Now I'm the true hero!
**[15:11] dan**
That's where you're wrong, Da Loser!
**[15:13] cid**
What's that?
**[15:26] dan**
Beautiful!
**[15:30] dan**
Your job here is over!
**[15:34] lip**
Next week, it's going to be *VS Body
Knight Dandy & Lip Love-Love Fire*.
**[15:43] cid**
Don't be absurd!
**[15:45] cid**
You're both all looks and no brains!
**[15:47] cid**
I'll take you both down!
**[15:49] cid**
Lamuness, let's get in my
loyal machine, Kaiser Fire!
**[15:54] PQ**
Master, bear it! Bear it for now, chu!
**[15:58] cid**
What do you say?
**[16:00] lam**
Woof!
**[16:01] cid**
That's right!
**[16:02] cid**
Don't you ever forget that!
**[16:07] pq**
Master! Call Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[17:11] cid**
Let's go, Lamuness!
**[17:12] lam**
Sure, Da Cider!
**[17:14] cid**
Da Cider? That's Lord Da Cider to you!
**[17:17] lam**
What was that? I can't hear you!
**[17:21] cid**
Are you breaking your promise?
I thought you were a hero!
**[17:24] lam**
When did I promise that? Name
the hour, minute, and second!
**[17:28] lam**
And have you got a contract?
**[17:29] cid**
Damn you... I'm never saving you again!
**[17:34] lam**
I'll never need your help either way!
**[17:37] lam**
You loser "hero"!
**[17:39] cid**
You'll pay for this, you
little braggart brat!
**[17:42] lam**
Shut up, you bad-pun old man!
**[17:44] lam**
You made me bark like a dog!
**[17:46] cid**
You're worse than a dog!
**[17:48] cid**
You're a chicken! You should cluck!
**[17:50] lam**
Shut up! You rooster-head!
**[17:53] cid**
Fish-for-brains!
**[17:54] lam**
What was that, you ancient insect?!
**[17:56] cid**
How dare you!
**[17:58] dan**
Wh-What on earth are they doing?
**[18:00] lip**
No idea...
**[18:02] dan**
Well, no matter.
**[18:03] dan**
Now's our chance either way.
**[18:05] lip**
Let's go, Heinkel VR!
**[18:15] lam**
That hurt...
**[18:17] cid**
Lamuness, you need to dodge that stuff!
**[18:19] lam**
What was that? You're the one who
needs to pay attention, blockhead!
**[18:23] cid**
I don't wanna hear that crap from you!
**[18:24] pq**
You're both so stupid, chu.
**[18:26] lam**
You simpleton!
**[18:27] cid**
You dummy!
**[18:29] lam**
You ultra twit!
**[18:30] cid**
Extra-heavy fool!
**[18:33] cid**
Loser!
**[18:35] cid**
Stupid!
**[18:36] cid**
Doo-doo head!
**[18:38] cid**
Snot-nosed brat!
**[18:44] cid**
Fight, fight!
**[18:45] cid**
Go, go!
**[18:47] cid**
Destroy them!
**[18:50] cid**
Now, to finish them!
**[18:53] both**
Shut up! Stay out of our way!
**[19:18] pq**
Master! Use the Kaiser Fiblade, chu!
**[19:21] lam**
Da Cider!
**[19:22] cid**
Let's get it done!
**[19:33] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:59] dan**
My makeup is ruined...
Don't hurt me...
**[20:23] mito**
I feel a storm rolling in.
**[20:26] both**
Yes, sir!
**[20:36] cid**
Lamuness! You'll pay for this!
**[20:39] lam**
Get ready for a beating!
**[20:43] hebi**
Darling! Fight hard, jaan!
**[20:46] pq**
Master! Give it your best, chu!
**[20:56] par**
What? They're fighting again?
**[20:59] caca**
Please stop!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** In the forests of the Gaogao Zone, we meet Mito!
***SIGN*** Hey, I was saving that for last! Don't eat my food!
***SIGN*** This guy seems pretty funny, though!
***SIGN*** Next time on *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Hungry Prince!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Hungry Prince