# E4 - The Bewitching Gates
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79G1VM6/the-bewitching-gates)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:43] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:03] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Bewitching Gates
***SIGN*** The Bewitching Gates.
**[02:30] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:33] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:36] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:39] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:53] don**
It seems that no matter how much I focus,
I cannot speed up the flow of time...
**[02:59] don**
Evil God Abram's revival will
require a bit more time.
**[03:04] don**
Until then...
**[03:27] dan**
Those bulging muscles.
**[03:29] dan**
Those trickling beads of sweat.
**[03:31] dan**
That choking smell of a man's bodily aromas.
**[03:34] dan**
Yes.. I am beautiful once again today.
**[03:39] dan**
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
**[03:41] dan**
Who's the fairest of them all?
**[03:44] dan**
Why, everyone knows it's Narcissist
Dandy with his beautiful muscles!
**[03:52] don**
Dandy!
**[03:57] don**
Narcissist Dandy, are you there?
**[04:00] dan**
Well, well, Lord Don Genoci.
**[04:03] dan**
How can I help you, here in my private room?
**[04:07] don**
Idiot!
**[04:08] don**
While you're lazing around,
**[04:11] don**
the hero Lamuness and his party are
traveling in search of an Ottama Gate!
**[04:16] don**
Use any methods at your disposal!
**[04:18] don**
Until Abram's revival, you must not let
them get one step closer to this castle!
**[04:24] don**
Understood?
**[04:25] dan**
Yes, sir...
**[04:27] dan**
But even so, how am I to accomplish this?
**[04:34] lip**
We just need to make it so they can't
find the real Ottama Gate, right?
**[04:38] lip**
Come on, don't stress so much about it.
**[04:42] lip**
Relax.
**[04:45] lip**
Relax.
**[04:48] dan**
I see... not every Ottama Gate
is necessarily a real one.
**[04:53] dan**
Real one... real one...
**[04:57] dan**
I've got it!
**[04:59] dan**
The poultice spray has
unlocked my brain cells!
**[05:04] lip**
Oh, if that's how you get flashes of
insight, you really must be a musclehead!
**[05:09] dan**
I got the hint from the many versions
of me reflected here in my room!
**[05:14] dan**
Yes... I am beautiful!
**[05:17] dan**
I'm coming for you, Lamuness!
**[05:37] lam**
So hot... so heavy... so exhausting...
**[05:40] lam**
Cacao, haven't you found
the next Ottama Gate yet?
**[05:44] lam**
Hey, Cacao!
**[05:48] cid**
But why do we have to wander around
**[05:51] cid**
in the blazing sun with no
real destination in mind?
**[05:54] cid**
I really *wander* what you're thinking...
**[05:56] hebi**
G-Great one, darling!
**[05:59] lam**
A man of passion can never stay in one place.
**[06:03] lam**
That's what my DNA is telling me.
**[06:06] cid**
But what if the Ottama Gate
is in the other direction?
**[06:10] cid**
This would all be for nothing.
**[06:11] paf**
Well, as they say, a butterfly
can start a hurricane!
**[06:17] cid**
At least use "every drop adds to the ocean."
**[06:23] lam**
You're wrong!
**[06:25] lam**
It's "hard work and a nickel
is worth the nickel."
**[06:27] cid**
If you know that, then let
us take a break, already!
**[06:31] hebi**
Darling's right, jaan!
**[06:32] hebi**
You're stupid, jaan! Stupid, jaan!
**[06:35] pq**
You're stupid, chu.
**[06:36] lam**
Gah! Shut up!
**[06:39] lam**
A man's labor must be rewarded!
That's always been the rule!
**[06:43] cid**
Oh?
**[06:43] cid**
You seem confident, Lamuness.
**[06:45] cid**
Then if this labor I'm expending
turns out to be futile,
**[06:49] cid**
I'll ask you to make it up to me.
**[06:52] hebi**
Make it up to him, jaan.
**[06:53] lam**
How?
**[06:54] cid**
You'll admit you're no hero,
**[06:56] cid**
and give the title to me alone!
**[07:01] lam**
*I had a feeling that was it...*
**[07:04] lam**
*He's such an attention hog...*
**[07:09] cid**
*Think what you want.*
**[07:11] cid**
*Once I have the hero title all to myself...*
**[07:22] cid**
Prepare for hero-larity.
**[07:27] cid**
What did the hero ask for at the barber shop?
**[07:30] cid**
"Just a little off da-cider!"
**[07:38] cid**
*I'll be able to unleash all the puns
that only work with me as the hero!*
**[07:51] lam**
*I won't let you have it!*
**[07:53] lam**
*Right now, girls like me just
because I have the hero title!*
**[07:56] lam**
*Which means that once I save the world...*
**[08:04] girl**
You're so great, Hero!
**[08:08] girl**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:10] girl**
Get away, unremarkable old man!
**[08:13] girl**
Kissy-kiss!
**[08:15] girl**
Smooch!
**[08:19] lam**
This is great! This is
why I gotta stay a hero!
**[08:29] par**
What goes through these idiots' heads?
**[08:32] par**
I can't believe this!
**[08:40] lam**
W-What's going on?!
**[08:41] paf**
Her dowsing is reaching its climax!
**[08:44] cid**
I don't care! Just make her settle down!
**[08:54] par**
Look out!
**[09:06] par**
Just in time...
**[09:07] par**
Wait, where's Lamuness?
**[09:15] lam**
That was close...
**[09:16] cid**
Falling off a cliff... that would
have made quite a cliffhanger.
**[09:24] cid**
Laugh, damn you all!
**[09:27] par**
He really risks his life for his comedy...
**[09:30] lam**
What an idiot.
**[09:32] lam**
Hey, hey!
**[09:33] lam**
Look at this, chu!
**[09:37] par**
Hey, it's detecting an Ottama Gate!
**[09:39] par**
It's right down this road!
**[09:41] lam**
Huh? But that means...
**[09:44] lam**
My DNA was right!
**[09:48] lam**
Yeah!
**[09:51] pq**
He's the quintessential idiot, chu.
**[10:09] both**
Wh-What's all this?
**[10:11] both**
Are they all Ottama Gates?!
**[10:20] dan**
Now, can your pitiful brain cells
identify the real Ottama Gate?
**[10:40] cid**
Lamuness! Whoever finds
the real gate first wins!
**[10:45] lam**
Yeah! Bring it on!
**[10:47] lam**
You're going down!
**[10:54] par**
Lamuness! Do your best!
**[10:57] cacao**
Lord Da Cider! You do your best, too!
**[10:59] par**
Okay, let's have lunch.
**[11:02] pw**
Yeah! Yeah! Lunch, chu!
**[11:10] cac**
Here, Parfait.
**[11:12] cac**
Thanks!
**[11:13] pq**
Yeah, yeah! Sandwiches, chu!
Sandwiches, chu!
**[11:16] pq**
So delicious, chu! I can't wait, chu!
**[11:21] cid**
Okay, let's start with this one!
**[11:23] cid**
Go!
**[11:30] lam**
This must be the real one!
**[11:55] par**
What a pleasant breeze!
**[12:06] lam**
After all that, we still
haven't found the real one...
**[12:11] lam**
It seems impossible...
**[12:26] lam**
You're still so stubborn, Da Cider...
**[12:29] cid**
So are you... but there are
only two Ottama Gates left.
**[12:33] cid**
Sorry, but it's my turn to choose next.
**[12:37] lam**
When was that decided? Name
the hour, minute, and second!
**[12:40] cid**
It's always been the case!
**[12:43] lip**
Dan-da-da-daan!
**[12:46] lip**
It's time for our special bonus hint time!
**[12:49] lip**
We're going to tell you just this once...
**[12:52] lip**
This is the real Ottama Gate!
***SIGN*** The real one!!
**[12:56] lam**
Suspicious... that's very clearly suspicious.
**[12:59] cid**
It's nice to have the free help.
**[13:01] hebi**
Darling, you're so lucky, jaan!
**[13:03] cid**
Go!
**[13:04] cid**
Now I win!
**[13:13] cid**
Help!
**[13:15] lam**
That idiot!
**[13:22] cid**
Ocean water?
**[13:25] cid**
Shucks! I've hit the squids!
***SIGN*** Shucks/Skids
**[13:28] ---**
What a saury oct-cident!
**[13:31] ---**
It's zebrall my fault!
**[13:36] hebi**
Even at your worst, your puns
are jawsome, darling... jaan.
**[13:43] cid**
Idiot! Watch what you say!
**[13:49] ---**
Save me, I'm begging you!
**[13:52] lam**
Da Cider... I won't let
your sacrifice be in vain!
**[13:56] lam**
Thanks to you, there's only one Ottama
Gate left, and it's the real one!
**[14:01] lam**
Huh?
**[14:02] cid**
I won't let you...
**[14:05] lam**
I can still hear dear
departed Da Cider's voice.
**[14:09] lam**
But that's not possible...
**[14:11] lam**
After all, he's surely at the bottom
of the blue sea now. Right?
**[14:15] cid**
Damn you!
**[14:19] lam**
Nevertheless... I must continue
on my mission as a hero!
**[14:23] lam**
I must go, and realize my dream!
**[14:26] lam**
Skip, skip! La-dee-da!
**[14:31] lam**
Yeah! This means I win the competition!
**[14:43] lam**
Why?!
**[14:51] cid**
Hold on tight, Lamuness.
**[14:53] lam**
Da Cider... did you come here to save me?
**[14:57] cid**
My body just moved on its own.
**[15:00] cid**
This is the sad fate of a hero.
**[15:02] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:06] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:10] cid**
What does a hero take on
the sea? A he-rowboat!
**[15:18] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:22] lam**
W-What's with the sinister grin?
Don't tell me...
**[15:27] cid**
I'm sorry, Lamuness.
**[15:29] cid**
I can't seem to hold up both of our weight.
**[15:33] cid**
Don't worry about me.
**[15:36] cid**
Just let go!
**[15:39] lam**
You're not the one who gets to say that!
**[15:41] lam**
I'll never ever let go!
**[15:44] cid**
Don't be so unreasonable, Lamuness!
**[15:50] cac**
Oh? What's that, now?
**[15:56] dan**
And now, the big reveal: They were *all* fake!
**[16:00] ---**
I call this "Operation: Which is the Real One?
**[16:03] ---**
Actually, They're All Fake,
You're so Stupid, Nyah-Nyah!"
**[16:08] lip**
It's playfully on-the-nose, don't you think?
**[16:16] par**
Lamuness is in trouble!
**[16:19] pq**
Pikyu?
**[16:20] paf**
PQ! It's your turn!
**[16:23] pq**
Chu!
**[16:30] cid**
I don't wanna die here!
**[16:33] pq**
Goodbye, chu!
**[16:41] dan**
What the...
**[16:42] lip**
Oh, my! It's so bright!
**[16:53] dan**
What?
**[16:55] lip**
Oh, my!
**[16:56] lam**
Damn... I knew it was strange!
**[16:59] cid**
So you two set all this up?
**[17:02] hebi**
Darling was so close to becoming
the main character, too!
**[17:05] hebi**
Darling, get it done, jaan!
**[17:08] cid**
That's right! Lamuness, let's go!
**[17:10] lam**
You said it!
**[17:13] dan**
Damn you!
**[17:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[18:01] both**
Don't hurt me!
**[18:01] both**
I knew this would happen!
**[18:15] cid**
Well, I'm glad we made it through safely,
but it was pretty dicey for a sec, there.
**[18:21] lam**
And whose fault was it?!
**[18:24] cid**
Right. I also get credit for pretending
**[18:27] cid**
to be beaten by the enemies
and falling in with you.
**[18:31] hebi**
That's my darling, jaan!
**[18:36] cid**
Damn you!
**[18:39] coc**
Um, what happened to the Ottama Gate, then?
**[18:44] lam**
That's right!
**[18:46] lam**
Hey!
**[19:08] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[19:20] don**
What is this unsettling omen?
**[19:22] don**
Can it be...
**[19:26] dan**
Damn you, Lamuness!
**[19:28] dan**
Next time, I'll come up with an even more
beautiful plan, and defeat you for good!
**[19:34] lip**
Please do!
**[19:55] par**
This must be it!
**[19:57] par**
This is the Gaogao Zone
we've been searching for!
**[20:00] cac**
I'm so moved, I...
**[20:04] lam**
Look at that huge sun!
**[20:06] lam**
Right now, my heart is totally soaring!
**[20:09] cid**
Yeah. Looking at this sunset, I feel
like a fool for being so petty.
**[20:16] cid**
Lamuness.
**[20:17] lam**
Yeah. Let's work together
from now on, Da Cider!
**[20:22] lam**
Right.
**[20:28] par**
Lamuness... Da Cider...
**[20:32] cid**
Just don't trip me up any
more, okay, Lamuness?
**[20:38] lam**
And you stop getting in my way, Da Cider!
**[20:47] lam**
That hurts!
**[20:49] ad**
Don't you dare, you brat!
**[20:52] ad**
Stop being so petty!
**[20:53] ---**
What was that?!
**[20:54] ---**
What's with you?!
**[20:55] par**
I don't believe it!
**[20:58] ---**
Shut up!
**[21:03] mito**
Welcome to Gaogao Zone.
**[21:05] mito**
We protect the peace of the jungle!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] ---**
The people of the Gaogao Zone
gave us the warmest welcome ever!
**[22:29] ---**
Okay, before we get searching,
let's have a bath!
**[22:32] ---**
What's this? A meal with our bath?
**[22:34] ---**
How kind of you!
**[22:35] ---**
What? What's on the menu, you say?
**[22:38] ---**
Next time, on *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:41] ---**
"The Dangerous Hero Stew!"
**[22:44] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew
**[22:47] ---**
This is making me blush...