E15 - Stone Panic

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[01:33] ---
    Evil God Abram has taken over
    the first Lamuness's body,
[01:37] ---
    been reborn as Black Lamuness,
    and sealed us away in his VS Field.
[01:44] ---
    In order to save Dokidoki Space
    and the Kirakira Spirit World,
[01:47] ---
    we need to clear all the
    stages of the VS Field and
[01:50] ---
    reach the last stage where
    Black Lamuness awaits.
[01:56] ---
    We need to do it...
[01:58] ---
    For the sake of the second Lamuness and
    the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
[02:03] ---
    And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
    Lamuness guy no matter what!
[02:07] ---
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:12] ---
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    Stone Panic
SIGN    Stone Panic!
[02:33] black
    The game isn't over yet.
[02:36] black
    BQ... I'm counting on you.
[02:45] lam
    Let's get it done!
[02:47] lam
    For the sake of the second Lamuness
    and the Three Sacred Sisters...
[02:50] lam
    I will clear this VS Field and
    defeat Black Lamuness!
[02:55] pq
    H-He's so serious, chu!
[02:58] cac
    I feel faint...
[03:21] lam
    So this is our next VS Field, huh?
[03:23] par
    It's all rocks and boulders...
[03:27] lam
    Even the cacti are made of rock.
[03:29] cid
    This is the laziest plant I've ever seen!
[03:33] cid
    Quit being such a slacktus!
[03:34] hebi
    Oh, what an effortless pun!
[03:37] hebi
    Well done, darling!
[03:38] cid
    You better darlieve it! Puns 
    are always on my radarl.
[03:42] hebi
    Rapid fire!
[03:44] lam
    Come on, let's get going.
[03:45] pq
    Yeah, chu.
[03:47] cid
    Damn you! Don't ignore me!
[03:51] hebi
    It's so rude, jaan!
[04:02] par
    Look, look!
[04:03] par
    There are stone fish in there!
[04:07] lam
    It really is a world of
    rocks and boulders, huh?
[04:14] par
    What is it?
[04:19] lam
    Look at those boulders!
[04:21] cid
    How bould of them!
[04:23] cac
    We do not have time for this!
[04:42] cac
    Which way? Which way?
[04:43] cac
    Which way should we run?!
[04:49] lam
    Parfait!
[05:02] lam
    Is everyone okay?
[05:04] cac
    Y-Yes...
[05:05] pq
    I'm safe, chu.
[05:07] lam
    Thank goodness. We're all safe.
[05:13] cid
    Don't forget about me!
[05:16] lam
    Oh, sorry! It fell out of
    my mind like a stone.
[05:18] cid
    Damn you!
[05:21] dan
    You're as foolish as ever, I see.
[05:23] lip
    Truly foolish indeed.
[05:25] lam
    Those voices...
[05:39] lam
    There you are, Dandy and Lip!
[05:41] par
    And barbecue!
[05:45] bq
    Not barbecue, gyah! I'm BQ, gyah!
[05:48] lam
    Nobody cares!
[05:50] lam
    Okay, let's clear this stage
    and move on to the next one.
[05:54] bq
    So annoying, gyah! Just
    finish them already, gyah!
[05:57] dan
    Metamorphosis Sound Waves, On!
[06:10] dan
    Do you see that?
[06:11] dan
    These are the rock people!
[06:13] lip
    They're very strong!
[06:23] lam
    You think this is enough to scare me, huh?
[06:25] cid
    Let's go!
[06:25] lam
    Yeah!
[06:35] lam
    Kaiser Fire!
[07:37] lam
    Now, bring it on!
[07:44] dan
    Get him!
[07:54] lam
    Easy-peasy!
[07:55] bq
    Call Stone Devil, gyah!
[07:58] dan
    Come forth, Stone Devil!
[08:19] dan
    Get them, Stone Devil!
[08:22] lam
    So this is Stone Devil?
[08:24] cid
    It looks pretty tough...
[09:19] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[09:42] lam
    We did it!
[09:56] cac
    Look out!
[09:57] par
    Stone Devil is still alive!
[10:06] lam
    What's happening?!
[10:19] dan
    How do you like that, Kaiser Fire?
[10:22] dan
    Stone Devil is not a machine.
[10:24] dan
    It's a monster who lives on this stage.
[10:27] dan
    No matter how many times you
    destroy it, it will revive!
[10:37] lam
    Wh-What's going on?!
[10:39] cid
    I can't move!
[10:48] lip
    Serves you right!
[10:55] lam
    Damn! What do we do?!
[10:58] high
    Hero Lamuness! Da Cider!
[11:01] lam
    That's the high priest's voice...
[11:03] lam
    Salvation from heaven!
[11:04] pq
    What'll we do, chu?
[11:05] par
    No need to panic!
[11:06] pq
    What do we do?
[11:07] cac
    Let's go to bed!
[11:08] lam
    Let's get it done!
[11:10] cid
    Paka-po paka-po.
[11:12] hebi
    Evil.
[11:19] priest
    Listen carefully.
[11:21] priest
    In order to defeat the Stone Devil, you
    need to aim for its Heart of Stone.
[11:25] lam
    What's the Heart of Stone?
[11:27] high
    The Heart of Stone lies between
    the Stone Devil's eyes.
[11:32] high
    Pierce it with the Diamond Arrow that
    lies in the caldera of Mount Firestone,
[11:37] high
    and it will not be able
    to revive itself again.
[11:40] lam
    Got it!
[11:40] cid
    All right!
[11:42] cid
    So, what are we doing, and how?
[11:44] lam
    For now...
[11:46] cid
    For now?
[11:47] lam
    We run away!
[11:53] lam
    Well, we'd better be going for now!
[12:00] par
    Wait up!
[12:01] cac
    Please, don't leave us here!
[12:04] dan
    We did it!
[12:05] lip
    Looks like our victory is sealed!
[12:14] cac
    That's Mount Firestone!
[12:19] cid
    I wonder if it's true that using the
    Diamond Arrow in the caldera there
[12:25] cid
    will really defeat the Stone Devil.
[12:27] par
    Did you say diamond?
[12:29] cac
    I wonder how many carats it is!
[12:33] lam
    I dunno.
[12:34] lam
    But "arrow" means it comes with a bow, right?
[12:38] lam
    In order to use it, it must be pretty big.
[12:42] cac
    Let's go! Right now!
[12:44] cac
    Before someone else takes it!
[12:45] par
    Yeah! Yeah!
[12:46] par
    No wasting time!
[12:48] par
    C'mon!
[12:48] cid
    Hey, hey! Wait! Huh?
[12:56] cid
    Why do women love jewels so much?
[13:01] cid
    There's already a beautiful, dangerous
    man who shines like a jewel right here!
[13:06] hebi
    Darling! Diamond, diamond, jaan!
[13:08] cid
    You, too?
[13:22] par
    I never knew mountain-climbing
    could be this tough...
[13:25] cac
    I can't walk anymore...
[13:27] lam
    We can leave you here, then.
[13:30] lam
    But the diamond...
[13:31] cac
    Dia...
[13:32] cac
    ...mond!
[13:33] cac
    Let's hurry!
[13:35] cid
    I'm out. Diamonds are
     diamonstrously boring.
[13:48] cid
    Snow, eh?
[14:00] cid
    That's not snow, it's rocks!
[14:05] pq
    Master! A cave, chu!
[14:10] lam
    E-Everyone, run in there!
[14:20] par
    The entrance...
[14:29] lam
    It's no use. We're sealed in.
[14:32] pq
    What'll we do, chu?
[14:42] par
    If only there were some way out...
[14:45] cac
    Is it getting hot in here?
[14:47] hebi
    Yeah, that's some heavy heat...
[14:50] pq
    It's like we're in a sauna, chu.
[14:52] par
    What's going to happen to us?
[14:54] lam
    Who knows?
[15:00] cid
    It's a dead end.
[15:01] cac
    Then we can't get out...
[15:24] cac
    So that was the sound.
[15:26] pq
    Where are we?
[15:28] cid
    Inside the caldera.
[15:30] par
    Then the diamond's here?
[15:31] lam
    Hey, look at that!
[15:33] lam
    There's the diamond!
[15:38] high
    That is the Diamond Arrow! Now go, Hero!
[15:48] bq
    Well done, gyah!
[15:50] bq
    Now Lord Black Lamuness will
    surely be pleased, gyah!
[15:59] par
    Be careful, Lamuness!
[16:01] cid
    I'm gonna be precipissed if you fall.
[16:04] lam
    Stop making stupid puns
    and get down here with me!
[16:08] cid
    Darn. I guess I'll climb down, then.
[16:12] par
    How is he planning on grabbing
    the diamond, though?
[16:15] pq
    He's gonna get burned, chu.
[16:17] cac
    I'm sure he must have a wonderful idea.
[16:27] lam
    It sure is hot down here now that I'm close.
[16:30] lam
    Now, how am I gonna get the diamond...
[16:34] pq
    He's only thinking about it now, chu.
[16:36] par
    Yeah, he's figuring it out as he goes along.
[16:41] high
    Take it in your hands without hesitation!
[16:43] high
    Courage is all that you need.
[16:49] lam
    Okay, but... it looks really hot!
[16:52] high
    Don't worry. The diamond
    arrow is waiting for a hero!
[16:57] lam
    Okay! You take it, "hero" Da Cider!
[17:02] cid
    No, no, I think you should
    do this, dear Lamuness...
[17:05] lam
    No, no! Be my guest!
[17:08] cid
    Don't be like that!
[17:10] lam
    You do it!
[17:12] cac
    Um...
[17:14] cac
    Can't you just have Kaiser Fire take it?
[17:45] dan
    Oh? Some kind of trouble?
[17:55] dan
    That light... Kaiser Fire!
[18:10] lam
    We did it!
[18:15] par
    Look out!
[18:39] dan
    Now I shall complete my perfect victory.
[18:42] dan
    Stone Devil, go!
[18:44] cid
    Look out for its webs!
[18:46] lam
    I know!
[18:58] dan
    I'll crush you!
[19:04] lam
    Diamond Arrow!
[19:18] lip
    What is that?
[19:20] ---
    Kaiser Perfect Strategy Guide
[19:21] dan
    Let me see...
[19:29] par
    What a waste!
[19:30] par
    Is he really gonna fire it?
[19:31] cac
    It's such a waste!
SIGN    Kaiser Perfect Strategy Guide
[19:38] dan
    "The Diamond Arrow turns
    whatever it hits to glass
[19:41] dan
    so that it can never revive again."
[19:44] lam
    Take this!
[20:07] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[20:32] dan
    Impossible!
[20:44] par
    That beautiful diamond...
[20:47] cac
    What a shame.
[20:50] lam
    Come on, the next stage is calling!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    Now that I've defeated Abram...
SIGN    Oh, the girls are all over me!
SIGN    I can't stop laughing!
SIGN    Wh-What's that?
SIGN    Stop it!
SIGN    That's my moment of shame!
SIGN    Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
SIGN    "The Nightmare Exposed!"
SIGN    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
SIGN    The Nightmare Exposed
SIGN    This is making me blush...