E11 - The Uncertain Hero

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[01:32] lam
    Evil God Abram, once sealed
    by the first hero Lamuness,
[01:37] lam
    is causing space-timequakes
    as he tries to revive himself.
[01:40] lam
    It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
[01:44] lam
    Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
    in order to revive Abram completely,
[01:49] lam
    has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
[01:52] lam
    and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
[01:54] lam
    In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
[01:57] lam
    Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
[02:00] lam
    and I'm heading for Don
     Genoci's Dimension Castle.
[02:04] lam
    I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
[02:08] lam
    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:14] lam
    This is making me blush...
SIGN    The Uncertain Hero
SIGN    The Uncertain Hero!
[03:06] don
    How magnificent!
[03:08] don
    This is the power of Evil
    God Abram's dark palace!
[03:11] don
    Evil God Abram's revival draws near!
[03:18] don
    I will permit no more failures.
[03:20] don
    You must bury the hero!
[03:23] don
    Understood?
[03:26] dan
    My muscles are feeling nice today!
[03:29] lip
    Lovely body!
[03:33] ---
    Dynamite!
[03:35] don
    Is that understood?!
[03:37] both
    Y-Yes, sir!
[03:58] cid
    At last, we're back.
[03:59] cid
    I shall return, Harahara Zone!
[04:02] par
    Okay, Lamuness! Let's go!
[04:04] lam
    Yeah! Right now, I'm feeling totally...
[04:10] lam
    Hungry.
[04:17] pq
    How pathetic, chu.
[04:28] par
    What's with these statues?
[04:30] cac
    I don't know. I've never seen them before.
[04:32] lam
    Let's forget that for now and
    grab some chow, chow, chow!
[04:36] cid
    Chow, chow, chow, luchowdor!
[04:39] lam
    That's sumo.
[04:43] lam
    Let's eat!
[04:47] par
    I have doubts.
[04:50] lam
    Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow!
[04:53] cid
    The heroes are back!
[04:55] cid
    Bring out the food!
[04:58] cid
    Hero?
[05:00] cid
    Hero, he says?
[05:03] cid
    The great hero?
[05:05] cid
    The hero!
[05:06] cid
    It's the hero Lamuness!
[05:08] cid
    Da Cider's there, too!
[05:10] lam
    We really are popular, huh?
[05:12] cid
    This is our home town, after all!
[05:14] lam
    I bet the cute girls will love us, too!
[05:16] cid
    We're in for a treat!
[05:23] lam
    I-I choose the second one from the right!
[05:26] cid
    No way! She's mine!
[05:28] girls
    Great hero!
[05:30] girls
    Die!
[05:33] cid
    What?
[05:34] man
    String up that Lamuness!
[05:36] boy
    Make Da Cider pay!
[05:38] man
    Bring out the guillotine!
[05:40] boy
    The firing squad!
[05:46] lam
    What's going on here?!
[05:48] cid
    I've got no idea either!
SIGN    Dummy
SIGN    Scum
SIGN    Idiot  Stupid  Scum  Die!!
[06:08] lam
    What's going on here?!
[06:09] lam
    W-We're heroes, y'know!
[06:11] pq
    Yeah! He might be a stupid, ignorant
    glutton, but my master is a hero, chu!
[06:16] pq
    He's a lousy one, but he's a hero, chu!
[06:19] lam
    What did you say? What did you say?!
[06:22] ---
    I'm stretched out!
[06:29] cid
    L-Leave this to me...
[06:32] cid
    Gentlemen! Let's talk this out.
[06:34] cid
    If you'll calm down, I'm sure we can...
[06:36] cid
    ...eggsplain.
[06:48] lip
    Uh-oh!
[06:49] all
    Kill him!
[06:51] cid
    Damn you all... laugh!
[07:00] both
    L-Lamuness!
[07:07] par
    What did you do?!
[07:09] lam
    I didn't do anything!
SIGN    No Dogs, Cats, or Lamunesses  inside the store
SIGN    Fire Hazard   Lamuness Hazard
SIGN    Throw out Da Ciders  on recyclables day
SIGN    Hero Eradication Awareness Week
[07:21] lam
    Why? Why is this happening?!
[07:24] lam
    It's a nightmare! It's a trick!
[07:26] lam
    It's a scam!
[07:32] par
    What's wrong with them all?
[07:35] cac
    What is that?
[07:41] hebi
    Let's escape this way, jaan!
[07:53] lam
    Shh! Okay?
[07:57] kid
    They're over here!
[08:09] lam
    Everyone... grab on to me!
[08:11] lam
    Jets to full!
[08:12] lam
    Go!
[08:20] cid
    K-Keep fighting, Lamuness!
[08:21] par
    Are you a hero or not?
[08:22] cac
    Lord Lamuness!
[08:25] lam
    I just can't do it!
[08:27] cid
    Idiot!
[08:36] dan
    Do you see the power of
    Lord Don Genoci's Hyper
[08:40] dan
    CD-ROM Capable Control Anyone Machine?
[08:43] lip
    The people of the city are all
     puppets of Don Genoci...
[08:47] lip
    They'll hate those stupid heroes!
SIGN    Welcome, Heroes!  -The People of Arara
SIGN    Weekly Heroes
[08:57] ---
    Oversized Garbage Here
[09:04] cid
    Eggplant... Eggs...
[09:09] lam
    Dammit...
[09:28] lam
    Gross! What are you doing, you jerk?
[09:35] lam
    Dammit! What a bunch of jerks...
[09:38] cid
    That's it! "Eggsplaint"
    was too much of a reach.
[09:41] cid
    I should have made a play with "appearent!"
[09:44] lam
    That had nothing to do with it!
[09:47] cid
    What was that, you brat?!
[09:50] lam
    It's your fault!
[09:52] lam
    No one's gonna believe in heroes with
    a pun-spouting old man like you around!
[09:56] cid
    Shut up, kid! It's your stupid
    face that's to blame for this!
[10:00] lam
    No, it's because your feet stink!
[10:01] cid
    It's because you're a snot-nosed brat!
[10:06] par
    Stop it!
[10:09] par
    Listen to you two, jabbering
    on about nothing!
[10:11] par
    You call yourselves heroes?
[10:14] lam
    But...
[10:15] par
    I have so many doubts right now.
[10:17] par
    You dummy, dummy, dummy,
    dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
[10:22] lam
    I quit, then!
[10:25] lam
    I can't keep this up!
[10:27] lam
    I work so hard, then I get told
    "go home" and "die" and stuff.
[10:31] lam
    And at the end of it all I'm
    thrown out with the garbage!
[10:34] par
    Well...
[10:37] cid
    Hey, Lamuness!
[10:39] par
    Come on, Lamuness!
[10:40] cac
    Lord Lamuness!
[10:43] par
    Come on, Lamuness! You've got to be kidding!
[10:47] par
    Lamuness...
[10:56] par
    What?
[11:03] lam
    So long!
[11:05] par
    What'll we do?
[11:06] pq
    Seriously, chu!
[11:07] pq
    Oh, dear.
[11:08] lam
    What's going on here?
[11:10] cid
    Don't feed autumn eggplant...
[11:12] hebi
    ...to your daughter-in-law.
[11:32] all
    Beautiful! Beautiful!
[11:34] all
    Fight, fight, muscle!
[11:37] all
    Lovely! Lovely! Lovely Lip!
[11:40] all
    Dynamite! Dynamite body!
[11:44] dan
    Everyone... you want us to beat the heroes?
[11:48] all
    Yeah!
[11:52] lip
    And how far would you go for Don Genoci?
[11:55] all
    We'd die!
[11:58] dan
    You hear that, heroes?
[12:00] dan
    Everyone hates you!
[12:03] lip
    Give up and come out already!
[12:06] dan
    And if you refuse to come out...
[12:08] lip
    We'll smoke you out!
[12:25] par
    Lamuness!
[12:26] lam
    Leave me alone!
[12:27] pq
    Master!
[12:29] lam
    Shut up!
[12:30] cid
    Are you serious about this?
[12:32] lam
    I sure am!
[12:33] cid
    Well, that's just great!
[12:35] cid
    Now I'm the one and only official hero!
[12:38] hebi
    Yeah! You go, jaan!
[12:40] cid
    Kaiser Fire, let's go!
[12:42] cid
    What's wrong?
[12:44] hebi
    You can't move Kaiser Fire on your own, jaan!
[12:47] cid
    Argh! Bummer.
[12:49] hebi
    What'll we do, darling?
[12:52] cid
    That's nothing! A true hero
    will never be dissuaded!
[12:55] cid
    I'll show you my true power!
[12:57] cid
    Take this!
[13:14] par
    Hand it over!
[13:16] par
    The CD! I'll pilot Kaiser Fire!
[13:19] lam
    There's no way you could pilot it!
[13:21] par
    Shut up!
[13:23] par
    I won't be lectured by someone 
    who could do it but refuses to!
[13:26] par
    You became a hero so people
    would praise you, is that it?
[13:29] par
    You won't fight unless you get
    a big welcome party, is that it?
[13:32] lam
    W-Well...
[13:33] par
    If you... If we don't do this,
    the world will be destroyed.
[13:38] par
    It's not exactly the time
    to be sulking! Right?
[13:43] lam
    Parfait...
[13:46] par
    Wouldn't Mito and Drum be ashamed of you?
[13:50] par
    Dummy, dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
[13:52] par
    Give it to me! Give me the CD!
[13:55] par
    Hand it over!
[13:59] par
    Dummy!
[14:06] cac
    Lord Lamuness...
[14:15] par
    Lamuness, you dummy...
[14:17] par
    Dummy, dummy!
[14:24] lam
    Let's go, Da Cider!
[14:29] cid
    Okay!
[14:38] lam
    Kaiser Fire!
[15:42] cid
    Lamuness! I thought you
    quit the hero business!
[15:45] lam
    I take it all back!
[15:47] cid
    What? You can't do that!
[15:50] lam
    Let's go!
[15:55] dan
    There they are!
[15:56] lip
    Time to employ our ace in the hole!
[16:09] cac
    Parfait!
[16:19] lam
    Parfait!
[16:20] pq
    Pikyu!
[16:22] cid
    W-What are they doing?
[16:24] hebi
    That's a dirty trick, jaan!
[16:26] dan
    Now for the public execution!
[16:32] par
    Stop it! Please, stop this!
[16:35] lam
    Dammit!
[16:36] cid
    What are we supposed to do?
[16:41] lip
    Tingle, tingle, tingle!
[16:46] par
    Lamuness!
[16:47] par
    Power up!
[16:51] par
    Lamuness! Don't worry about me!
[16:54] par
    Just beat the Specter Knight!
[16:56] lam
    D-Don't be stupid!
[16:59] par
    I'm a priestess of the
    Kirakira Spirit World!
[17:02] par
    I'll gladly give my life for the hero!
[17:05] lam
    I can't do that...
[17:07] lam
    You know I can't do that!
[17:11] par
    Thousands of lives... Dokidoki Space...
[17:14] par
    They're all riding on you!
[17:19] par
    What are you doing?
[17:20] par
    Fight! Fight!
[17:22] par
    You're a hero, aren't you?!
[17:25] par
    Dummy!
[17:29] par
    Lamuness!
[17:30] dan
    Finish them!
[17:33] par
    Lamuness!
[17:38] par
    Lamuness!
[17:45] lip
    You know that if you try anything, you'll
    just be hurting the people of Arara!
[17:51] lam
    I won't...!
[17:57] lam
    I won't hesitate anymore!
[17:58] lam
    As a hero... As a man, I'll destroy you!
[18:02] pq
    Master? You can't mean...
[18:08] par
    Lamuness!
[18:10] cid
    Hey, are you serious?
[18:12] lam
    It's for the world!
[18:13] hebi
    He's serious, jaan!
[18:16] cid
    Well, don't blame me!
[18:17] cid
    This is all on your head.
[18:31] dan
    Not good, not good, not good, not good!
[18:34] lip
    Really, really, really, really!
[18:35] lam
    Parfait!
[18:38] par
    Lamuness!
[18:53] lam
    Kaiser Fiblade!
[19:13] par
    Lamuness... win!
[19:15] par
    You have to win!
[19:18] both
    A-Abandon ship!
[19:29] both
    No way!
[19:35] dan
    This can't be!
[19:37] lip
    The usual pattern again?!
[19:57] lam
    That really took it out of me.
[19:59] pq
    Master, did you plan that
    from the start, chu?
[20:02] lam
    Of course I did! I'm a hero!
[20:05] cid
    So it wasn't just a coincidence?
[20:06] par
    Lamuness!
[20:08] par
    You really are a real hero, huh?
[20:12] lam
    Cacao! Cacao!
[20:16] cac
    Lord Lamuness?
[20:18] par
    Lamuness!
[20:20] par
    Lamuness!
[20:22] lam
    Parfait!
[20:23] cac
    Parfait!
[20:24] lam
    Okay! Time to head for
     the Dimension Castle!
[20:32] cid
    They're utterly worthless.
[20:34] cid
    But, filthy heroes... don't
    assume you've won just yet.
[20:58] cac
    We're here.
[21:00] par
    So that's the Dimension Castle?
[21:02] cid
    About time, eh?
[21:03] lam
    Yeah!
SIGN    Next Episode Preview
SIGN    We've arrived at the enemy  base, Dimension Castle!
SIGN    Everyone... watch Hero Lamuness's  blood-blazing battle!
SIGN    I'm gonna beat Abram...
SIGN    His traps can't beat me!
SIGN    Even if it kills me...
SIGN    Huh? A field of flowers?
SIGN    Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
SIGN    "The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!"
SIGN    Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
SIGN    The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
SIGN    This is making me blush...