# E11 - The Uncertain Hero
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and I'm heading for Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:04] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:08] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Uncertain Hero
***SIGN*** The Uncertain Hero!
**[03:06] don**
How magnificent!
**[03:08] don**
This is the power of Evil
God Abram's dark palace!
**[03:11] don**
Evil God Abram's revival draws near!
**[03:18] don**
I will permit no more failures.
**[03:20] don**
You must bury the hero!
**[03:23] don**
Understood?
**[03:26] dan**
My muscles are feeling nice today!
**[03:29] lip**
Lovely body!
**[03:33] ---**
Dynamite!
**[03:35] don**
Is that understood?!
**[03:37] both**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[03:58] cid**
At last, we're back.
**[03:59] cid**
I shall return, Harahara Zone!
**[04:02] par**
Okay, Lamuness! Let's go!
**[04:04] lam**
Yeah! Right now, I'm feeling totally...
**[04:10] lam**
Hungry.
**[04:17] pq**
How pathetic, chu.
**[04:28] par**
What's with these statues?
**[04:30] cac**
I don't know. I've never seen them before.
**[04:32] lam**
Let's forget that for now and
grab some chow, chow, chow!
**[04:36] cid**
Chow, chow, chow, lu*chow*dor!
**[04:39] lam**
That's sumo.
**[04:43] lam**
Let's eat!
**[04:47] par**
I have doubts.
**[04:50] lam**
Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow!
**[04:53] cid**
The heroes are back!
**[04:55] cid**
Bring out the food!
**[04:58] cid**
Hero?
**[05:00] cid**
Hero, he says?
**[05:03] cid**
The great hero?
**[05:05] cid**
The hero!
**[05:06] cid**
It's the hero Lamuness!
**[05:08] cid**
Da Cider's there, too!
**[05:10] lam**
We really are popular, huh?
**[05:12] cid**
This is our home town, after all!
**[05:14] lam**
I bet the cute girls will love us, too!
**[05:16] cid**
We're in for a treat!
**[05:23] lam**
I-I choose the second one from the right!
**[05:26] cid**
No way! She's mine!
**[05:28] girls**
Great hero!
**[05:30] girls**
Die!
**[05:33] cid**
What?
**[05:34] man**
String up that Lamuness!
**[05:36] boy**
Make Da Cider pay!
**[05:38] man**
Bring out the guillotine!
**[05:40] boy**
The firing squad!
**[05:46] lam**
What's going on here?!
**[05:48] cid**
I've got no idea either!
***SIGN*** Dummy
***SIGN*** Scum
***SIGN*** Idiot Stupid Scum Die!!
**[06:08] lam**
What's going on here?!
**[06:09] lam**
W-We're heroes, y'know!
**[06:11] pq**
Yeah! He might be a stupid, ignorant
glutton, but my master is a hero, chu!
**[06:16] pq**
He's a lousy one, but he's a hero, chu!
**[06:19] lam**
What did you say? What did you say?!
**[06:22] ---**
I'm stretched out!
**[06:29] cid**
L-Leave this to me...
**[06:32] cid**
Gentlemen! Let's talk this out.
**[06:34] cid**
If you'll calm down, I'm sure we can...
**[06:36] cid**
...eggsplain.
**[06:48] lip**
Uh-oh!
**[06:49] all**
Kill him!
**[06:51] cid**
Damn you all... laugh!
**[07:00] both**
L-Lamuness!
**[07:07] par**
What did you do?!
**[07:09] lam**
I didn't do anything!
***SIGN*** No Dogs, Cats, or Lamunesses inside the store
***SIGN*** Fire Hazard Lamuness Hazard
***SIGN*** Throw out Da Ciders on recyclables day
***SIGN*** Hero Eradication Awareness Week
**[07:21] lam**
Why? Why is this happening?!
**[07:24] lam**
It's a nightmare! It's a trick!
**[07:26] lam**
It's a scam!
**[07:32] par**
What's wrong with them all?
**[07:35] cac**
What is that?
**[07:41] hebi**
Let's escape this way, jaan!
**[07:53] lam**
Shh! Okay?
**[07:57] kid**
They're over here!
**[08:09] lam**
Everyone... grab on to me!
**[08:11] lam**
Jets to full!
**[08:12] lam**
Go!
**[08:20] cid**
K-Keep fighting, Lamuness!
**[08:21] par**
Are you a hero or not?
**[08:22] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:25] lam**
I just can't do it!
**[08:27] cid**
Idiot!
**[08:36] dan**
Do you see the power of
Lord Don Genoci's Hyper
**[08:40] dan**
CD-ROM Capable Control Anyone Machine?
**[08:43] lip**
The people of the city are all
puppets of Don Genoci...
**[08:47] lip**
They'll hate those stupid heroes!
***SIGN*** Welcome, Heroes! -The People of Arara
***SIGN*** Weekly Heroes
**[08:57] ---**
Oversized Garbage Here
**[09:04] cid**
Eggplant... Eggs...
**[09:09] lam**
Dammit...
**[09:28] lam**
Gross! What are you doing, you jerk?
**[09:35] lam**
Dammit! What a bunch of jerks...
**[09:38] cid**
That's it! "Eggsplaint"
was too much of a reach.
**[09:41] cid**
I should have made a play with "ap*pear*ent!"
**[09:44] lam**
That had nothing to do with it!
**[09:47] cid**
What was that, you brat?!
**[09:50] lam**
It's your fault!
**[09:52] lam**
No one's gonna believe in heroes with
a pun-spouting old man like you around!
**[09:56] cid**
Shut up, kid! It's your stupid
face that's to blame for this!
**[10:00] lam**
No, it's because your feet stink!
**[10:01] cid**
It's because you're a snot-nosed brat!
**[10:06] par**
Stop it!
**[10:09] par**
Listen to you two, jabbering
on about nothing!
**[10:11] par**
You call yourselves heroes?
**[10:14] lam**
But...
**[10:15] par**
I have so many doubts right now.
**[10:17] par**
You dummy, dummy, dummy,
dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
**[10:22] lam**
I quit, then!
**[10:25] lam**
I can't keep this up!
**[10:27] lam**
I work so hard, then I get told
"go home" and "die" and stuff.
**[10:31] lam**
And at the end of it all I'm
thrown out with the garbage!
**[10:34] par**
Well...
**[10:37] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[10:39] par**
Come on, Lamuness!
**[10:40] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:43] par**
Come on, Lamuness! You've got to be kidding!
**[10:47] par**
Lamuness...
**[10:56] par**
What?
**[11:03] lam**
So long!
**[11:05] par**
What'll we do?
**[11:06] pq**
Seriously, chu!
**[11:07] pq**
Oh, dear.
**[11:08] lam**
What's going on here?
**[11:10] cid**
Don't feed autumn eggplant...
**[11:12] hebi**
...to your daughter-in-law.
**[11:32] all**
Beautiful! Beautiful!
**[11:34] all**
Fight, fight, muscle!
**[11:37] all**
Lovely! Lovely! Lovely Lip!
**[11:40] all**
Dynamite! Dynamite body!
**[11:44] dan**
Everyone... you want us to beat the heroes?
**[11:48] all**
Yeah!
**[11:52] lip**
And how far would you go for Don Genoci?
**[11:55] all**
We'd die!
**[11:58] dan**
You hear that, heroes?
**[12:00] dan**
Everyone hates you!
**[12:03] lip**
Give up and come out already!
**[12:06] dan**
And if you refuse to come out...
**[12:08] lip**
We'll smoke you out!
**[12:25] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:26] lam**
Leave me alone!
**[12:27] pq**
Master!
**[12:29] lam**
Shut up!
**[12:30] cid**
Are you serious about this?
**[12:32] lam**
I sure am!
**[12:33] cid**
Well, that's just great!
**[12:35] cid**
Now I'm the one and only official hero!
**[12:38] hebi**
Yeah! You go, jaan!
**[12:40] cid**
Kaiser Fire, let's go!
**[12:42] cid**
What's wrong?
**[12:44] hebi**
You can't move Kaiser Fire on your own, jaan!
**[12:47] cid**
Argh! Bummer.
**[12:49] hebi**
What'll we do, darling?
**[12:52] cid**
That's nothing! A true hero
will never be dissuaded!
**[12:55] cid**
I'll show you my true power!
**[12:57] cid**
Take this!
**[13:14] par**
Hand it over!
**[13:16] par**
The CD! I'll pilot Kaiser Fire!
**[13:19] lam**
There's no way you could pilot it!
**[13:21] par**
Shut up!
**[13:23] par**
I won't be lectured by someone
who *could* do it but refuses to!
**[13:26] par**
You became a hero so people
would praise you, is that it?
**[13:29] par**
You won't fight unless you get
a big welcome party, is that it?
**[13:32] lam**
W-Well...
**[13:33] par**
If you... If we don't do this,
the world will be destroyed.
**[13:38] par**
It's not exactly the time
to be sulking! Right?
**[13:43] lam**
Parfait...
**[13:46] par**
Wouldn't Mito and Drum be ashamed of you?
**[13:50] par**
Dummy, dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
**[13:52] par**
Give it to me! Give me the CD!
**[13:55] par**
Hand it over!
**[13:59] par**
Dummy!
**[14:06] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[14:15] par**
Lamuness, you dummy...
**[14:17] par**
Dummy, dummy!
**[14:24] lam**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[14:29] cid**
Okay!
**[14:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[15:42] cid**
Lamuness! I thought you
quit the hero business!
**[15:45] lam**
I take it all back!
**[15:47] cid**
What? You can't do that!
**[15:50] lam**
Let's go!
**[15:55] dan**
There they are!
**[15:56] lip**
Time to employ our ace in the hole!
**[16:09] cac**
Parfait!
**[16:19] lam**
Parfait!
**[16:20] pq**
Pikyu!
**[16:22] cid**
W-What are they doing?
**[16:24] hebi**
That's a dirty trick, jaan!
**[16:26] dan**
Now for the public execution!
**[16:32] par**
Stop it! Please, stop this!
**[16:35] lam**
Dammit!
**[16:36] cid**
What are we supposed to do?
**[16:41] lip**
Tingle, tingle, tingle!
**[16:46] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:47] par**
Power up!
**[16:51] par**
Lamuness! Don't worry about me!
**[16:54] par**
Just beat the Specter Knight!
**[16:56] lam**
D-Don't be stupid!
**[16:59] par**
I'm a priestess of the
Kirakira Spirit World!
**[17:02] par**
I'll gladly give my life for the hero!
**[17:05] lam**
I can't do that...
**[17:07] lam**
You know I can't do that!
**[17:11] par**
Thousands of lives... Dokidoki Space...
**[17:14] par**
They're all riding on you!
**[17:19] par**
What are you doing?
**[17:20] par**
Fight! Fight!
**[17:22] par**
You're a hero, aren't you?!
**[17:25] par**
Dummy!
**[17:29] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:30] dan**
Finish them!
**[17:33] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:45] lip**
You know that if you try anything, you'll
just be hurting the people of Arara!
**[17:51] lam**
I won't...!
**[17:57] lam**
I won't hesitate anymore!
**[17:58] lam**
As a hero... As a man, I'll destroy you!
**[18:02] pq**
Master? You can't mean...
**[18:08] par**
Lamuness!
**[18:10] cid**
Hey, are you serious?
**[18:12] lam**
It's for the world!
**[18:13] hebi**
He's serious, jaan!
**[18:16] cid**
Well, don't blame me!
**[18:17] cid**
This is all on your head.
**[18:31] dan**
Not good, not good, not good, not good!
**[18:34] lip**
Really, really, really, really!
**[18:35] lam**
Parfait!
**[18:38] par**
*Lamuness!*
**[18:53] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:13] par**
*Lamuness... win!*
**[19:15] par**
*You have to win!*
**[19:18] both**
A-Abandon ship!
**[19:29] both**
No way!
**[19:35] dan**
This can't be!
**[19:37] lip**
The usual pattern again?!
**[19:57] lam**
That really took it out of me.
**[19:59] pq**
Master, did you plan that
from the start, chu?
**[20:02] lam**
Of course I did! I'm a hero!
**[20:05] cid**
So it wasn't just a coincidence?
**[20:06] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:08] par**
You really are a real hero, huh?
**[20:12] lam**
Cacao! Cacao!
**[20:16] cac**
Lord Lamuness?
**[20:18] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:20] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:22] lam**
Parfait!
**[20:23] cac**
Parfait!
**[20:24] lam**
Okay! Time to head for
the Dimension Castle!
**[20:32] cid**
They're utterly worthless.
**[20:34] cid**
But, filthy heroes... don't
assume you've won just yet.
**[20:58] cac**
We're here.
**[21:00] par**
So that's the Dimension Castle?
**[21:02] cid**
About time, eh?
**[21:03] lam**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** We've arrived at the enemy base, Dimension Castle!
***SIGN*** Everyone... watch Hero Lamuness's blood-blazing battle!
***SIGN*** I'm gonna beat Abram...
***SIGN*** His traps can't beat me!
***SIGN*** Even if it kills me...
***SIGN*** Huh? A field of flowers?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...