E11 - The Uncertain Hero
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[01:32] lam
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
[01:37] lam
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
[01:40] lam
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
[01:44] lam
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
[01:49] lam
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
[01:52] lam
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
[01:54] lam
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
[01:57] lam
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
[02:00] lam
and I'm heading for Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
[02:04] lam
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
[02:08] lam
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
[02:14] lam
This is making me blush...
SIGN The Uncertain Hero
SIGN The Uncertain Hero!
[03:06] don
How magnificent!
[03:08] don
This is the power of Evil
God Abram's dark palace!
[03:11] don
Evil God Abram's revival draws near!
[03:18] don
I will permit no more failures.
[03:20] don
You must bury the hero!
[03:23] don
Understood?
[03:26] dan
My muscles are feeling nice today!
[03:29] lip
Lovely body!
[03:33] ---
Dynamite!
[03:35] don
Is that understood?!
[03:37] both
Y-Yes, sir!
[03:58] cid
At last, we're back.
[03:59] cid
I shall return, Harahara Zone!
[04:02] par
Okay, Lamuness! Let's go!
[04:04] lam
Yeah! Right now, I'm feeling totally...
[04:10] lam
Hungry.
[04:17] pq
How pathetic, chu.
[04:28] par
What's with these statues?
[04:30] cac
I don't know. I've never seen them before.
[04:32] lam
Let's forget that for now and
grab some chow, chow, chow!
[04:36] cid
Chow, chow, chow, luchowdor!
[04:39] lam
That's sumo.
[04:43] lam
Let's eat!
[04:47] par
I have doubts.
[04:50] lam
Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow!
[04:53] cid
The heroes are back!
[04:55] cid
Bring out the food!
[04:58] cid
Hero?
[05:00] cid
Hero, he says?
[05:03] cid
The great hero?
[05:05] cid
The hero!
[05:06] cid
It's the hero Lamuness!
[05:08] cid
Da Cider's there, too!
[05:10] lam
We really are popular, huh?
[05:12] cid
This is our home town, after all!
[05:14] lam
I bet the cute girls will love us, too!
[05:16] cid
We're in for a treat!
[05:23] lam
I-I choose the second one from the right!
[05:26] cid
No way! She's mine!
[05:28] girls
Great hero!
[05:30] girls
Die!
[05:33] cid
What?
[05:34] man
String up that Lamuness!
[05:36] boy
Make Da Cider pay!
[05:38] man
Bring out the guillotine!
[05:40] boy
The firing squad!
[05:46] lam
What's going on here?!
[05:48] cid
I've got no idea either!
SIGN Dummy
SIGN Scum
SIGN Idiot Stupid Scum Die!!
[06:08] lam
What's going on here?!
[06:09] lam
W-We're heroes, y'know!
[06:11] pq
Yeah! He might be a stupid, ignorant
glutton, but my master is a hero, chu!
[06:16] pq
He's a lousy one, but he's a hero, chu!
[06:19] lam
What did you say? What did you say?!
[06:22] ---
I'm stretched out!
[06:29] cid
L-Leave this to me...
[06:32] cid
Gentlemen! Let's talk this out.
[06:34] cid
If you'll calm down, I'm sure we can...
[06:36] cid
...eggsplain.
[06:48] lip
Uh-oh!
[06:49] all
Kill him!
[06:51] cid
Damn you all... laugh!
[07:00] both
L-Lamuness!
[07:07] par
What did you do?!
[07:09] lam
I didn't do anything!
SIGN No Dogs, Cats, or Lamunesses inside the store
SIGN Fire Hazard Lamuness Hazard
SIGN Throw out Da Ciders on recyclables day
SIGN Hero Eradication Awareness Week
[07:21] lam
Why? Why is this happening?!
[07:24] lam
It's a nightmare! It's a trick!
[07:26] lam
It's a scam!
[07:32] par
What's wrong with them all?
[07:35] cac
What is that?
[07:41] hebi
Let's escape this way, jaan!
[07:53] lam
Shh! Okay?
[07:57] kid
They're over here!
[08:09] lam
Everyone... grab on to me!
[08:11] lam
Jets to full!
[08:12] lam
Go!
[08:20] cid
K-Keep fighting, Lamuness!
[08:21] par
Are you a hero or not?
[08:22] cac
Lord Lamuness!
[08:25] lam
I just can't do it!
[08:27] cid
Idiot!
[08:36] dan
Do you see the power of
Lord Don Genoci's Hyper
[08:40] dan
CD-ROM Capable Control Anyone Machine?
[08:43] lip
The people of the city are all
puppets of Don Genoci...
[08:47] lip
They'll hate those stupid heroes!
SIGN Welcome, Heroes! -The People of Arara
SIGN Weekly Heroes
[08:57] ---
Oversized Garbage Here
[09:04] cid
Eggplant... Eggs...
[09:09] lam
Dammit...
[09:28] lam
Gross! What are you doing, you jerk?
[09:35] lam
Dammit! What a bunch of jerks...
[09:38] cid
That's it! "Eggsplaint"
was too much of a reach.
[09:41] cid
I should have made a play with "appearent!"
[09:44] lam
That had nothing to do with it!
[09:47] cid
What was that, you brat?!
[09:50] lam
It's your fault!
[09:52] lam
No one's gonna believe in heroes with
a pun-spouting old man like you around!
[09:56] cid
Shut up, kid! It's your stupid
face that's to blame for this!
[10:00] lam
No, it's because your feet stink!
[10:01] cid
It's because you're a snot-nosed brat!
[10:06] par
Stop it!
[10:09] par
Listen to you two, jabbering
on about nothing!
[10:11] par
You call yourselves heroes?
[10:14] lam
But...
[10:15] par
I have so many doubts right now.
[10:17] par
You dummy, dummy, dummy,
dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
[10:22] lam
I quit, then!
[10:25] lam
I can't keep this up!
[10:27] lam
I work so hard, then I get told
"go home" and "die" and stuff.
[10:31] lam
And at the end of it all I'm
thrown out with the garbage!
[10:34] par
Well...
[10:37] cid
Hey, Lamuness!
[10:39] par
Come on, Lamuness!
[10:40] cac
Lord Lamuness!
[10:43] par
Come on, Lamuness! You've got to be kidding!
[10:47] par
Lamuness...
[10:56] par
What?
[11:03] lam
So long!
[11:05] par
What'll we do?
[11:06] pq
Seriously, chu!
[11:07] pq
Oh, dear.
[11:08] lam
What's going on here?
[11:10] cid
Don't feed autumn eggplant...
[11:12] hebi
...to your daughter-in-law.
[11:32] all
Beautiful! Beautiful!
[11:34] all
Fight, fight, muscle!
[11:37] all
Lovely! Lovely! Lovely Lip!
[11:40] all
Dynamite! Dynamite body!
[11:44] dan
Everyone... you want us to beat the heroes?
[11:48] all
Yeah!
[11:52] lip
And how far would you go for Don Genoci?
[11:55] all
We'd die!
[11:58] dan
You hear that, heroes?
[12:00] dan
Everyone hates you!
[12:03] lip
Give up and come out already!
[12:06] dan
And if you refuse to come out...
[12:08] lip
We'll smoke you out!
[12:25] par
Lamuness!
[12:26] lam
Leave me alone!
[12:27] pq
Master!
[12:29] lam
Shut up!
[12:30] cid
Are you serious about this?
[12:32] lam
I sure am!
[12:33] cid
Well, that's just great!
[12:35] cid
Now I'm the one and only official hero!
[12:38] hebi
Yeah! You go, jaan!
[12:40] cid
Kaiser Fire, let's go!
[12:42] cid
What's wrong?
[12:44] hebi
You can't move Kaiser Fire on your own, jaan!
[12:47] cid
Argh! Bummer.
[12:49] hebi
What'll we do, darling?
[12:52] cid
That's nothing! A true hero
will never be dissuaded!
[12:55] cid
I'll show you my true power!
[12:57] cid
Take this!
[13:14] par
Hand it over!
[13:16] par
The CD! I'll pilot Kaiser Fire!
[13:19] lam
There's no way you could pilot it!
[13:21] par
Shut up!
[13:23] par
I won't be lectured by someone
who could do it but refuses to!
[13:26] par
You became a hero so people
would praise you, is that it?
[13:29] par
You won't fight unless you get
a big welcome party, is that it?
[13:32] lam
W-Well...
[13:33] par
If you... If we don't do this,
the world will be destroyed.
[13:38] par
It's not exactly the time
to be sulking! Right?
[13:43] lam
Parfait...
[13:46] par
Wouldn't Mito and Drum be ashamed of you?
[13:50] par
Dummy, dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
[13:52] par
Give it to me! Give me the CD!
[13:55] par
Hand it over!
[13:59] par
Dummy!
[14:06] cac
Lord Lamuness...
[14:15] par
Lamuness, you dummy...
[14:17] par
Dummy, dummy!
[14:24] lam
Let's go, Da Cider!
[14:29] cid
Okay!
[14:38] lam
Kaiser Fire!
[15:42] cid
Lamuness! I thought you
quit the hero business!
[15:45] lam
I take it all back!
[15:47] cid
What? You can't do that!
[15:50] lam
Let's go!
[15:55] dan
There they are!
[15:56] lip
Time to employ our ace in the hole!
[16:09] cac
Parfait!
[16:19] lam
Parfait!
[16:20] pq
Pikyu!
[16:22] cid
W-What are they doing?
[16:24] hebi
That's a dirty trick, jaan!
[16:26] dan
Now for the public execution!
[16:32] par
Stop it! Please, stop this!
[16:35] lam
Dammit!
[16:36] cid
What are we supposed to do?
[16:41] lip
Tingle, tingle, tingle!
[16:46] par
Lamuness!
[16:47] par
Power up!
[16:51] par
Lamuness! Don't worry about me!
[16:54] par
Just beat the Specter Knight!
[16:56] lam
D-Don't be stupid!
[16:59] par
I'm a priestess of the
Kirakira Spirit World!
[17:02] par
I'll gladly give my life for the hero!
[17:05] lam
I can't do that...
[17:07] lam
You know I can't do that!
[17:11] par
Thousands of lives... Dokidoki Space...
[17:14] par
They're all riding on you!
[17:19] par
What are you doing?
[17:20] par
Fight! Fight!
[17:22] par
You're a hero, aren't you?!
[17:25] par
Dummy!
[17:29] par
Lamuness!
[17:30] dan
Finish them!
[17:33] par
Lamuness!
[17:38] par
Lamuness!
[17:45] lip
You know that if you try anything, you'll
just be hurting the people of Arara!
[17:51] lam
I won't...!
[17:57] lam
I won't hesitate anymore!
[17:58] lam
As a hero... As a man, I'll destroy you!
[18:02] pq
Master? You can't mean...
[18:08] par
Lamuness!
[18:10] cid
Hey, are you serious?
[18:12] lam
It's for the world!
[18:13] hebi
He's serious, jaan!
[18:16] cid
Well, don't blame me!
[18:17] cid
This is all on your head.
[18:31] dan
Not good, not good, not good, not good!
[18:34] lip
Really, really, really, really!
[18:35] lam
Parfait!
[18:38] par
Lamuness!
[18:53] lam
Kaiser Fiblade!
[19:13] par
Lamuness... win!
[19:15] par
You have to win!
[19:18] both
A-Abandon ship!
[19:29] both
No way!
[19:35] dan
This can't be!
[19:37] lip
The usual pattern again?!
[19:57] lam
That really took it out of me.
[19:59] pq
Master, did you plan that
from the start, chu?
[20:02] lam
Of course I did! I'm a hero!
[20:05] cid
So it wasn't just a coincidence?
[20:06] par
Lamuness!
[20:08] par
You really are a real hero, huh?
[20:12] lam
Cacao! Cacao!
[20:16] cac
Lord Lamuness?
[20:18] par
Lamuness!
[20:20] par
Lamuness!
[20:22] lam
Parfait!
[20:23] cac
Parfait!
[20:24] lam
Okay! Time to head for
the Dimension Castle!
[20:32] cid
They're utterly worthless.
[20:34] cid
But, filthy heroes... don't
assume you've won just yet.
[20:58] cac
We're here.
[21:00] par
So that's the Dimension Castle?
[21:02] cid
About time, eh?
[21:03] lam
Yeah!
SIGN Next Episode Preview
SIGN We've arrived at the enemy base, Dimension Castle!
SIGN Everyone... watch Hero Lamuness's blood-blazing battle!
SIGN I'm gonna beat Abram...
SIGN His traps can't beat me!
SIGN Even if it kills me...
SIGN Huh? A field of flowers?
SIGN Next time, on VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:
SIGN "The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!"
SIGN Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
SIGN The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
SIGN This is making me blush...