# Season 1
# E1 - The Hero Reborn!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QWN9G46/the-hero-reborn)
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**[02:21] ram**
Creature of the dark!
**[02:24] ram**
I cannot forgive what you've done!
**[02:27] ram**
For the sake of all those who have died...
**[02:29] ram**
I will defeat you without fail!
**[02:32] ram**
Even if it costs me my life!
**[02:39] cid**
Lamuness...
**[02:40] coco**
Lord Lamuness!
**[02:41] caf**
Lord Lamuness!
**[02:44] mil**
Lord Lamuness...
**[02:45] mil**
Please... don't die!
**[02:51] ram**
Farewell, Princess Milk.
**[02:55] ram**
When I'm reborn... I know we'll be together.
**[02:59] ---**
No!
**[03:00] mil**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:15] ---**
Lord Lamuness!
***SIGN*** 5,000 years have passed since then...
***SIGN*** The Hero Reborn!!
***SIGN*** The Hero Reborn!!
**[04:00] nad**
I just don't get it!
**[04:04] nad**
That hurt...
**[04:07] nad**
Man, studying for tests
is the worst thing ever.
**[04:11] nad**
This calls for...
**[04:15] mom**
Lamunade, are you getting
your studying done?
**[04:17] mom**
No slacking off, okay?
**[04:19] nad**
I'm doing it!
**[04:21] dad**
Lamunade, your bath's ready. Get in quick!
**[04:24] nad**
Later!
**[04:28] nad**
I'm heading out for some fun!
**[04:35] mom**
What?
**[04:37] dad**
Dear, dinner's ready.
**[04:40] mom**
Darling, Lamunade's run off again!
**[04:43] mom**
That silly boy... he's just
like you were that age!
**[04:49] dad**
He might not be a whiz at school, but
energy is the best thing a boy can have.
**[04:53] dad**
"Right now, my blood is
totally blazing," you know?
**[04:57] mom**
That's true!
**[04:58] dad**
You know, dear, maybe we're overdue
for a little mutual bath ourselves...
**[05:02] mom**
Oh, darling, you pervert.
**[05:05] mom**
Dear? Dear?
**[05:12] nad**
There! Take that!
**[05:16] nad**
Yeah! Take that!
**[05:19] nad**
Darn it!
**[05:20] nad**
Got it! That's twenty in a row!
**[05:22] nad**
Right now, my blood is totally...
**[05:26] girl**
C'mon, next one.
**[05:35] boy**
Bye for now, Lamunade. See you next time.
**[05:38] nad**
Sure.
**[05:38] girl**
See you later, Lamunade!
**[05:40] girl**
Bye-bye!
**[05:44] nad**
Okay, now...
**[05:46] nad**
Boy, it's cold.
**[05:56] paf**
Would you like to buy a game?
**[05:59] cac**
We're selling CD-ROM
games at very low prices.
**[06:03] nad**
CD-ROM games?
**[06:07] nad**
Seems pretty suspicious...
**[06:09] paf**
Please, buy our game!
**[06:11] paf**
Please?
**[06:13] cac**
Won't you, please?
**[06:21] nad**
*Why? Why is my DNA telling
me to buy the game?*
**[06:25] nad**
F-Fine.
**[06:27] nad**
How much is it?
**[06:29] both**
100 yen.
**[06:30] nad**
Sold!
**[06:38] nad**
What's all this?
***SIGN*** A New Hero's Legend
**[06:43] nad**
"A New Hero's Legend"?
**[06:46] nad**
Huh? So it's that kind of game, huh?
**[06:49] nad**
Huh?
**[06:50] nad**
H-Hey!
**[06:56] nad**
Well, guess I'll give this a try.
**[06:59] nad**
There!
**[07:40] mil**
*That's a promise, okay?*
**[07:44] mil**
*See you around.*
**[07:52] nad**
What was that?
**[07:55] nad**
"Welcome, New Lamuness the Brave"?
**[08:00] nad**
Lamuness the Brave?
**[08:14] both**
We knew it! You're the hero Lamuness!
**[08:16] nad**
Huh?! What the heck?!
**[08:19] paf**
My name's Parfait!
**[08:20] paf**
I'm so happy I get to
meet you, Hero Lamuness!
**[08:24] cac**
I am Cacao.
**[08:26] cac**
Getting to meet you, hero Lamuness...
oh, the stimulation! I feel faint...
**[08:32] ram**
H-Hey...
**[08:34] paf**
Hero Lamuness, please, you have to help us!
**[08:38] cac**
Right now, our world, Dokidoki Space,
is in danger of being destroyed.
**[08:44] paf**
Hero Lamuness, you're the
only one who can save us!
**[08:48] lam**
Wait, time out!
**[08:49] lam**
I have no idea what's going on here...
**[08:52] lam**
First off, my name is
Lamunade, not Lamuness...
**[08:55] paf**
Proof over testimony, right?
**[08:56] paf**
No, wait...
**[08:58] paf**
Boys over flowers?
**[08:59] paf**
No, wait...
**[09:01] caca**
A picture is worth a thousand words?
**[09:04] paf**
That's it!
**[09:05] paf**
Anyway, Lamuness, please come with us!
**[09:08] cac**
Come with us, Lord Lamuness.
**[09:10] lam**
W-Wait!
**[09:20] lam**
I'm in space!
**[09:22] lam**
I can't breathe! I'm gonna freeze!
**[09:24] lam**
Huh?
**[09:27] lam**
Well, there's air here, and it's not cold...
**[09:30] lam**
What is this?
**[09:31] paf**
This is Dokidoki Space.
**[09:34] coco**
There's air here, so rest
easy, Lord Lamuness.
**[09:41] lam**
What now?!
**[09:42] paf**
A space-timequake.
**[09:44] lam**
Space-timequake?
**[09:45] cac**
Look!
**[10:00] cac**
The space-timequakes are rezoning
Dokidoki Space into a new structure.
**[10:06] paf**
They're caused by Evil God
Abram's fearsome power.
**[10:10] lam**
Evil God Abram?
**[10:12] paf**
The greatest and most evil of gods...
and he's trying to awaken!
**[10:16] paf**
Because of him...
**[10:18] cac**
Look out! A gravity wave is coming our way!
**[11:04] cap**
Get to safety, Your Majesty!
**[11:06] cap**
Queen Cafe Au Lait!
**[11:14] caf**
How sad that the Arara Kingdom should
prove this fragile with no heroes around...
**[11:19] coco**
Sister...
**[11:21] cafe**
Cocoa, we must face our end with
dignity, as befits our royal station.
**[11:43] gen**
I am the loyal servant of
Evil God Abram, Don Genoci!
**[11:49] gen**
As of this moment, the Kingdom
of Arara is under my rule.
**[11:53] coco**
Oh, how awful...
**[11:55] coco**
But be warned that we shall never...
**[11:59] coco**
Oh? Sister?
**[12:00] cafe**
Lord God, Lord Buddha, Lord Don Genoci!
**[12:03] cafe**
I'll do anything! Just spare my life!
**[12:07] coco**
S-Sister...
**[12:47] paf**
Are you all right, Lamuness?
**[12:49] cac**
Lord Lamuness?
**[12:51] lam**
Shut up and get off of me already!
**[12:56] lam**
Where are we?
**[12:58] cac**
The Hajihaji Zone.
**[12:59] cac**
We're at the edges of the
world, Lord Lamuness.
**[13:02] ram**
Time out a minute. Just stop.
**[13:05] ram**
First off, my name is
Lamunade, not Lamuness.
**[13:10] paf**
No, you are Lamuness!
**[13:12] paf**
You were led here by the sacred CD-ROM!
**[13:16] lam**
But you're wrong! I'm Lamunade!
**[13:19] paf**
Lamuness!
**[13:20] lam**
Lamunade!
**[13:21] paf**
Lamuness!
**[13:21] lam**
Lamunade!
**[13:22] lam**
Lamuness!
**[13:23] lam**
Lamuna—
**[13:29] lam**
Um... Parfait?
**[13:31] paf**
You *have* to be Lamuness!
**[13:34] paf**
You have to! It took so long to find you!
**[13:37] cac**
The Kirakira Spirit Realm we inhabited
has been completely overcome
**[13:43] cac**
by Evil God Abram's space-timequakes
and his underlings' attacks.
**[13:47] cac**
Many of our people died in the process,
**[13:50] cac**
and it took everything we had just
to escape the Kirakira Spirit Realm.
**[13:54] cac**
All to find you, Lord Lamuness...
**[13:57] paf**
Evil God Abram isn't fully resurrected yet.
**[14:01] paf**
The only one who can
defeat him is Lamuness.
**[14:04] paf**
And you are that legendary hero, Lamuness!
**[14:08] lam**
Gosh... you were really counting on me, huh?
**[14:13] lam**
Well, I don't have a choice.
I guess I'll be Lamuness!
**[14:18] lam**
I can't stand to see a girl cry, y'know?
**[14:21] paf**
Thank you, Lamuness!
**[14:22] cac**
Lord Lamuness, I'm so happy...
**[14:24] cac**
I'm so moved. I feel faint...
**[14:29] lam**
H-Hang on there!
**[14:31] paf**
Ow!
**[14:34] lam**
Sorry, sorry...
**[14:35] cac**
I'm very sorry for the trouble.
**[14:37] lam**
So just who is this Lamuness guy, anyway?
**[14:40] paf**
He's this world's legendary hero!
**[14:42] paf**
5,000 years ago, the first Lamuness
sealed away the two terrible gods,
**[14:47] paf**
Doom God Goburiki and Evil God Abram.
**[14:51] cac**
Then, several years ago, he was
reborn as the second Lamuness,
**[14:56] cac**
who defeated Doom God Goburiki.
**[14:58] lam**
So you're saying I'm the third one?
**[15:00] lam**
But why can't you just get the second
Lamuness to come back to do his thing?
**[15:05] paf**
We can't!
**[15:06] paf**
Heroes have an age limit.
**[15:10] cac**
A person can only remain
Lamuness through the age of 17.
**[15:13] lam**
I... I see.
**[15:15] lam**
So what's the second Lamuness doing now?
**[15:19] paf**
According to the rumors,
**[15:21] paf**
he married his girlfriend and now lives
the life of the henpecked husband.
**[15:25] paf**
Because he was a real
womanizer and whatnot.
**[15:31] lam**
*Sounds a lot like my dad...*
**[15:34] PQ**
Pikyu!
**[15:38] paf**
What's that?
**[15:39] PQ**
Pikyu!
**[15:41] both**
PQ!
**[15:43] pq**
I found you, Parfait, Cacao!
**[15:46] paf**
What happened, PQ?
**[15:47] pq**
It's awful, chu! The Kingdom
of Arara has fallen, chu!
**[15:51] cac**
The Kingdom of Arara?
**[15:52] lam**
What's the Kingdom of Arara?
**[15:54] paf**
It's the only kingdom that connects
to the Kirakira Spirit World!
**[15:57] paf**
It's also where the hero Lamuness comes from!
**[16:00] PQ**
Who's this guy, chu?
**[16:02] paf**
He's the new hero Lamuness!
**[16:04] cac**
We finally found him!
**[16:08] pq**
*This* guy?
**[16:09] pq**
He looks pretty dumb to me...
**[16:12] lam**
What was that?
**[16:14] pq**
I'm a wise and respected
hero advisor robot, chu!
**[16:18] pq**
Show some respect, chu!
**[16:19] lam**
You're a mouthy little brat!
**[16:24] pq**
That hurts! I'm sorry, chu!
**[16:25] pq**
I'll do whatever you say, Master!
**[16:30] lam**
Just so we understand each other.
**[16:32] paf**
Stop that, Lamuness!
**[16:33] paf**
The poor thing...
**[16:35] dan**
I see. So you are the hero Lamuness?
**[16:38] lam**
Who's there?
**[16:46] dan**
I am the most beautiful creature
in this world... Narcissist Dandy!
**[16:53] lip**
And my name is Pheromone Lip.
**[16:56] lip**
I'm terribly sorry, cute little boy...
**[16:59] lip**
But we're here to kill you,
on Don Genoci's orders.
**[17:04] paf**
Don Genoci...
**[17:06] pq**
No fair, chu! You followed me, chu?
**[17:10] lam**
Hey...
**[17:13] dan**
Fools who defy Evil God Abram...
**[17:16] dan**
I'm going to send you to your doom!
**[17:19] lip**
Specter Knight Tiga FZ!
**[17:38] lam**
Wh-What?!
**[17:39] pq**
Let's call our own Spirit
Knight and fight back, chu!
**[17:43] pq**
Go!
**[17:44] ---**
Pikyu!
**[18:03] lam**
My DNA is telling me to shout out...
**[18:07] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[18:13] paf**
Lamuness! Take this!
**[18:16] ram**
What is this?
**[18:18] PQ**
Put that in me and summon the
Spirit Knight Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[18:22] ram**
Got it!
**[18:31] ram**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[19:30] ram**
What is this?
**[19:32] pq**
That's the Spirit Knight of
Justice, Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[19:35] pq**
Now, Master, get in there
and beat those guys, chu!
**[19:40] ram**
Sure!
**[19:48] lip**
Hey!
**[19:50] lip**
Wake up, Dandy!
**[19:52] lip**
They just brought out something
called Kaiser Fire!
**[19:56] dan**
Oh, no! I got bored
waiting for it to appear...
**[20:00] dan**
Kaiser Fire, eh?
**[20:02] dan**
It seems a worthy opponent...
**[20:04] dan**
Too beautiful...
**[20:07] dan**
But I shall send it to its doom!
**[20:10] lam**
Okay, let's go!
**[20:13] lam**
Huh? Huh?
**[20:15] lam**
What's going on?
**[20:15] pq**
I forgot, chu!
**[20:17] pq**
Kaiser Fire is a two-pilot machine!
**[20:18] pq**
It needs a second hero to work!
**[20:21] ram**
What?!
**[20:22] ram**
Hold on a minute!
**[20:24] ram**
Are you trying to get us killed?
**[20:25] PQ**
I'm sorry, chu!
**[20:27] ram**
"Sorry" isn't enough!
**[20:29] paf**
Lamuness!
**[20:30] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[20:47] cid**
Next time, I shall appear...
**[20:51] cid**
Who am I, you ask?
**[20:53] cid**
For now, just call me "The Cryptic Hero."
**[20:57] hebi**
Cryptic, jaan! Cryptic, jaan!
**[20:59] cid**
What kind of parasite do you
find in a tomb? A crypt-tick!
**[21:03] hebi**
Darling!
**[21:03] cid**
My puns are on fire!
**[21:06] hebi**
Great one, jaan!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:21] ---**
I'm supposed to be the legendary hero
Lamuness fighting the Evil God Abram...
**[22:26] ---**
Well... I can't move right now, but...
**[22:29] ---**
What's this?
**[22:30] ---**
I need another hero to move Kaiser Fire?
**[22:33] ---**
What am I supposed to do now?
**[22:36] ---**
Who the hell is this pun guy?
**[22:38] ---**
Next time, on *VS Lamune & 40 Fire:*
**[22:42] ---**
"The Legendary Hero Appears!"
**[22:44] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:45] ---**
The Legendary Hero Appears
**[22:47] ---**
This is making me blush...
# E2 - The Legendary Hero Appears
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW45MGM6/the-legendary-hero-appears)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I was brought to this
world by two strange women
**[02:00] lam**
named Parfait and Cacao to
become the third hero Lamuness.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Legendary Hero Appears
***SIGN*** The Legendary Hero Appears.
**[02:28] coco**
Lord Lamuness...
**[02:33] par**
Lamuness...
**[02:44] lam**
C'mon, move!
**[02:46] lam**
Just move already! Move!
**[02:48] PQ**
It's no use, chu! It's not gonna move!
**[02:51] PQ**
You need another hero to move it, chu!
**[02:54] lam**
But how are we supposed to find another hero?
**[03:06] dan**
What a fortuitous outcome!
**[03:08] dan**
To be able to finish off the
hero Lamuness this easily...
**[03:15] lip**
Cute little boy, I would have liked
to toy with you a bit longer...
**[03:23] dan**
Goodbye, hero Lamuness!
**[03:34] ---**
What?!
**[03:39] lam**
What was that?!
**[03:39] pq**
Pikyu?
**[03:40] cac**
What's that?
**[03:53] cid**
That's enough!
***SIGN*** Evils
**[03:55] cid**
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
**[04:01] cid**
Ten evils make a deca-evil...
a devil, like you!
**[04:14] cid**
Damn you all!
**[04:17] cid**
You sayin' you don't think my puns are funny?!
**[04:21] hebi**
Darling!
**[04:22] cid**
Listen to my puns!
**[04:25] hebi**
Darling, you rock!
**[04:28] cid**
Laugh! Laugh!
**[04:31] cid**
Laugh, damn you!
**[04:32] lam**
What the hell is that?
**[04:33] lam**
A desperate stand-up comic?
**[04:35] pq**
Just some idiot, I think.
**[04:38] cac**
That's Lord Da Cider, another hero
who helped defeat Doom God Goburiki,
**[04:43] cac**
a terrible evil who was on
the level of Evil God Abram.
**[04:47] cac**
And on his shoulder is his
advisor robot, Hebi Metako!
**[04:50] par**
Are you kidding me?! He's not just
some old weirdo who loves puns?!
**[04:54] cac**
He may be that, too.
**[04:57] ram**
Hero Da Cider?
**[04:59] ram**
Another hero?
**[05:03] cid**
Hey! Don't mess up a man's
turf when he's out on a trip!
**[05:08] cid**
Prepare to get wrecked by the coolest
man in the universe, the great Da Cider!
**[05:13] dan**
Da Cider?
**[05:14] lip**
My, is that another hero?
**[05:19] cid**
Metako. We need Queen Cideron.
**[05:21] hebi**
Okay, jaan!
**[05:31] hebi**
Hebi hebi! Meta meta! Hebi Metako!
**[05:39] cid**
Don't you know the universal
rule of hero shows?
**[05:42] cid**
While transforming, boarding
a mecha, or doing a cool pose,
**[05:46] cid**
you're not allowed to attack!
**[05:48] cid**
That's common knowledge!
**[05:49] hebi**
It's common sense, jaan!
**[05:51] cid**
Anyway, Metako, I need Queen Cideron.
**[05:53] hebi**
But... that attack destroyed it.
**[05:57] cid**
What?!
**[06:04] ram**
He's totally useless.
**[06:06] pq**
I wouldn't be so sure, chu...
**[06:13] dan**
What?
**[06:14] lip**
Oh, he's coming this way!
**[06:21] cid**
I'll show you how a man lives.
**[06:23] hebi**
Darling, so somber...
**[06:25] hebi**
But "the way a man lives"... are
you getting ready to die, darling?
**[06:32] cid**
Metako... I'll show you
how a man makes his exit.
**[06:36] hebi**
Darling!
**[06:38] cid**
No, wait, time out!
**[06:40] cid**
I don't want to die!
**[06:43] hebi**
Darling...
**[07:03] ram**
*Less than two minutes
after his appearance...*
**[07:06] pq**
Master, let's use this
chance to run away, chu!
**[07:09] pq**
If Kaiser Fire won't move,
we can't fight them, chu!
**[07:13] pq**
We should withdraw for now and
figure out a new plan, chu!
**[07:16] ram**
Good point... Okay!
**[07:21] dan**
Curse you... that was
an unexpected obstacle.
**[07:24] dan**
Where did that fool Lamuness go?
**[07:27] lip**
I'm unable to find him.
**[07:29] lip**
Perhaps we should just withdraw for now.
**[07:32] dan**
If we must...
**[07:47] lam**
I think we've come far enough, right?
**[07:51] paf**
Yeah...
**[07:52] cac**
We have...
**[07:54] paf**
The hero Da Cider saved us, didn't he?
**[07:58] cac**
He did...
**[07:59] ram**
I see.
**[08:03] ram**
Legendary hero Da Cider... I'll never forget
how you sacrificed yourself to save us.
**[08:14] ram**
Even though you basically died for nothing...
**[08:16] pq**
Yeah, chu. Yeah, chu.
**[08:18] ram**
He seemed like a pretty
pathetic sort of guy,
**[08:20] ram**
and my DNA is telling me I never
would have gotten along with him.
**[08:25] ram**
Rest in peace, hero Da Cider.
**[08:28] cid**
Hey!
**[08:29] cid**
Don't kill off a man without his permission!
**[08:39] ram**
The hero Da Cider! You're alive?
**[08:42] cid**
Not dying in two minutes...
**[08:47] hebi**
Darling! Get a grip, jaan!
**[08:49] hebi**
Darling!
**[08:51] ram**
He's tenacious.
**[09:11] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[09:13] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[09:17] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[09:20] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[09:23] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[09:27] don**
I feel it... I feel it.
**[09:29] don**
The dark energy from
the Kirakira Spirit World
**[09:32] don**
and Dokidoki Space is
gathering inside of Abram...
**[09:57] don**
At last, the dimension clock foretelling
Evil God Abram's revival has appeared!
**[10:09] don**
When the dimension clock's
hands strike twelve...
**[10:14] don**
That is when Evil God
Abram's revival will come!
**[10:18] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[10:23] dan**
Lord Don Genoci.
**[10:25] don**
What is it, Narcissist Dandy, Pheromone Lip?
**[10:29] dan**
Forgive me, but the hero
Lamuness has escaped.
**[10:33] don**
What did you say?!
**[10:34] dan**
An unexpected obstacle appeared...
**[10:37] don**
Fools!
**[10:40] don**
Listen to me.
**[10:41] don**
The person most likely
to interrupt the revival
**[10:43] don**
of Evil God Abram is the hero Lamuness!
**[10:47] don**
We must not repeat the
mistakes of 5,000 years ago!
**[10:51] don**
You must kill the hero
Lamuness, at any cost!
**[10:57] don**
At any rate, once Evil God Abram is revived,
**[11:01] don**
vanquishing Lamuness will
be a trivial matter.
**[11:40] paf**
He sure can pack it in, huh?
**[11:46] pq**
Master, doesn't it bother you to watch that?
**[11:50] lam**
Nah... my mom's a real glutton, too.
**[11:54] lam**
She eats about that much
as a pre-dinner snack.
**[11:58] pq**
Is your mother really human, Master?
**[12:03] cid**
That filled me right up!
**[12:04] cid**
Now I've recharged my energy
to super ultra full!
**[12:09] hebi**
Darling! You really seemed
to enjoy that, jaan!
**[12:12] cid**
Now, while we have a breather,
could I ask you something?
**[12:16] cid**
Just what is this "Evil God Abram"?
**[12:20] paf**
He's a devil!
**[12:21] paf**
The greatest and most evil creature where
we're from, the Kirakira Spirit World!
**[12:24] cac**
He's a bit like a brother to Doom
God Goburiki in Dokidoki Space...
**[12:30] cid**
What?
**[12:31] hebi**
What a shock, jaan!
**[12:32] lam**
And you said this Evil God Abram
wasn't fully revived yet, right?
**[12:37] lam**
What exactly can we do
to prevent his revival?
**[12:40] cac**
Well, Abram was sealed by
the three Spirit Knights.
**[12:46] cac**
Kaiser Fire.
**[12:48] cac**
Graf Thunder.
**[12:50] cac**
Water Baron.
**[12:51] cac**
If we can bring the three
Spirit Knights together,
**[12:54] cac**
we can seal Abram once again.
**[12:57] paf**
So we must find a hero who can bring
the three Spirit Knights together.
**[13:01] ram**
I see!
**[13:02] ram**
So we just need to find the three
Spirit Knights in this world, right?
**[13:06] ram**
I can call out Kaiser Fire...
**[13:08] ram**
So, two more!
**[13:09] pq**
It's not going to be that easy, Master.
**[13:13] cid**
Where is Abram right now?
**[13:14] cac**
The Dimension Castle.
**[13:16] pq**
The Dimension Castle is in the sky above
Arara Castle in the Kingdom of Arara, chu.
**[13:20] cid**
What? What's happening at Arara Castle?
**[13:23] cid**
What about the residents?
**[13:24] pq**
Queen Cafe Au Lait and Princess Cocoa
were both captured by Don Genoci, chu!
**[13:30] cid**
What?!
**[13:31] cid**
Lesqua was captured?
**[13:32] hebi**
The ugly chick? Lucky us, jaan!
**[13:35] cid**
Lesqua...
**[13:39] cid**
Lesqua, what are you doing now?
**[13:43] hebi**
You've still got me, darling...
**[14:06] cafe**
Damn you! Damn you!
**[14:21] cafe**
I'm the queen of the Kingdom of Arara!
**[14:24] cafe**
Why do I have to scrub the floor?!
**[14:27] cafe**
Chomp?
**[14:34] cafe**
I'm sorry!
**[14:34] cafe**
I'll work, I'll work!
**[14:42] don**
Settled down, have you?
**[14:52] coco**
Oh dear... I feel so embarrassed.
**[15:00] ram**
What's that?
**[15:07] dan**
We found you, foolish hero!
**[15:10] lip**
This time, say bye-bye to your little life!
**[15:14] paf**
Hero Lamuness! Hero Da Cider!
**[15:16] paf**
Please work together and
fight with Kaiser Fire!
**[15:19] cac**
Please!
**[15:22] lam**
Work...
**[15:23] cid**
...with this guy?
**[15:25] lam**
No way!
**[15:27] lam**
My DNA is refusing to work
with this pathetic jerk!
**[15:32] cid**
I must admit, that goofy face of yours
reminds me of an idiot I used to know...
**[15:37] cid**
It really gets under my skin.
**[15:38] ram**
What did you say?!
**[15:39] cid**
What do you think?!
**[15:41] paf**
We don't have time for this!
**[15:44] dan**
Victory is nigh!
**[15:50] ram**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[15:51] cid**
Damn you!
**[15:52] paf**
Lamuness! Da Cider!
**[15:53] paf**
Please, fight!
**[15:54] paf**
You have to work together!
**[15:57] paf**
Geniuses! Champions!
**[15:59] paf**
That's a real hero for you!
**[16:01] cac**
You'd look so handsome fighting together!
**[16:11] lam**
Wanna go, Da Cider?
**[16:12] cid**
It seems we must, Lamuness.
**[16:23] both**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[17:37] lam**
Let's go, Kaiser Fire!
**[17:38] lam**
Start with a punch!
**[17:39] cid**
Let's go, Kaiser Fire!
**[17:41] cid**
Start with a kick!
**[17:47] lam**
What are you doing?! I said
we start with a punch!
**[17:51] cid**
You idiot!
**[17:51] cid**
I prefer kicks!
**[18:00] paf**
What are you two doing?!
**[18:02] cac**
Lord Lamuness... Lord Da Cider...
**[18:06] dan**
It's like stealing candy from a baby!
**[18:10] ilp**
That Spirit Knight is nothing to worry about!
**[18:16] lam**
Okay, let's jump!
**[18:18] cid**
Idiot! We should duck!
**[18:21] ram**
What are you doing, you jerk?!
**[18:29] pq**
Master!
**[18:32] hebi**
Darling!
**[18:38] dan**
Now you're finished!
**[18:40] dan**
After all, you're such stupid and clueless...
**[18:42] lam**
*Stupid and clueless?*
**[18:44] dan**
...moronic dunderheads!
**[18:46] cid**
*Moronic dunderheads?*
**[18:48] dan**
You were severely mistaken if
you thought you could beat us.
**[18:52] dan**
Die!
**[18:53] lam**
Who's a stupid and clueless...
**[18:55] lam**
...moronic dunderhead?!
**[18:57] ---**
What?!
**[19:06] ram**
Right now, my temper is totally boiling over!
**[19:09] cid**
My temper's right there with you!
**[19:11] pq**
Master! Call out the Kaiser Fiblade, chu!
**[19:14] ---**
Da Cider!
**[19:15] cid**
Okay! Let's get it done!
**[19:29] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:57] dan**
In one hit?
**[19:58] lip**
Oh, what a mess.
**[20:00] both**
They did it! They did it!
**[20:24] lam**
Okay, let's find the other heroes
and head for the Dimension Castle!
**[20:28] lam**
Hero Lamuness and his party are on the move!
**[20:34] cid**
Wait a minute.
**[20:35] cid**
I think Hero Da Cider and *his*
party are the ones on the move.
**[20:39] ram**
Hero Lamuness and *his* party!
**[20:41] ram**
Hero Da Cider and *his* party!
**[20:46] ram**
You idiot!
**[20:48] cid**
You're the idiot!
**[20:49] ram**
You doddering old hero!
**[20:50] cid**
You whiny baby hero!
**[20:52] ram**
What was that?!
**[20:53] cid**
What did you say?!
**[20:59] red**
I may have passed on my hero title, but
I'm still the real main character here!
**[21:04] purple**
And I'm taking back the leading lady title!
**[21:08] purple**
Grazie, grazie!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] ---**
In order to defeat Evil God Abram,
we're looking for the Ottama Gates!
**[22:27] ---**
Steam! Pretty girls!
**[22:29] ---**
Gourmet food!
**[22:29] ---**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[22:31] ---**
It's a hot spring!
**[22:32] ---**
I'm so glad I'm a hero!
**[22:34] ---**
Wait... have I forgotten something important?
**[22:37] ---**
Next time, on *VS Lamune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:41] ---**
"Doubts!! What it Takes to be a Hero."
**[22:43] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:46] ---**
This is making me blush...
**[22:46] ---**
Doubts!! What it Takes to be a Hero.
# E3 - Doubts!! What it Takes to be a Hero.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0XK7VGY/doubts-what-it-takes-to-be-a-hero)
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**[01:31] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:34] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:39] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:42] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:48] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:50] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:53] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I was brought to this world by two
strange women named Parfait and Cacao
**[02:03] lam**
to become the third hero Lamuness.
**[02:05] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:08] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Doubts!! What it Takes to be a Hero
***SIGN*** Doubts!! What it Takes to be a Hero.
***SIGN*** The wind is calling!
***SIGN*** Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
***SIGN*** It's calling to me!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[02:28] ---**
Sweet!
**[02:29] mil**
Such nice hot water.
**[02:31] ram**
It really is heaven.
**[02:32] mil**
Hey, dear...
**[02:35] mil**
How do you think *he's* doing?
**[02:38] ram**
Don't you worry.
**[02:39] ram**
He's my son, after all.
**[02:42] mil**
That's right! He's our kid!
**[02:45] mil**
Beyond that big sky...
**[02:49] mil**
Beyond that big sea...
**[03:03] lam**
D-Did you eat something you shouldn't have?
**[03:06] cid**
Idiot! Don't talk to her!
**[03:08] paf**
Don't worry. It'll be over soon.
**[03:10] both**
Over?!
**[03:34] ram**
What the...
**[03:36] paf**
Looks like she knows
where the Ottama Gate is!
**[03:41] lam**
Cacao?
**[03:42] cid**
What's going on?
**[03:43] lam**
So we just follow this crystal?
**[03:46] cac**
Yes, there's a door through dimensions
known as the Ottama Gate.
**[03:50] cac**
It will take us to the next zone.
**[03:52] cid**
So if we go through that, we'll be closer
to Don Genoci's Dimension Castle?
**[03:57] caca**
Yes.
**[03:58] ram**
So that mysterious dance you did earlier
was part of a ritual to search for it?
**[04:03] cac**
What dance?
**[04:04] cid**
You don't remember?
**[04:06] cac**
No. Did I do something strange?
**[04:12] cid**
It's been getting kinda hot, hasn't it?
**[04:15] lam**
Yeah. Like a sauna...
**[04:20] paf**
What's wrong?
**[04:21] cac**
Look!
**[04:24] ram**
A village!
**[04:28] cid**
Could the Ottama Gate be that village?
**[04:31] cac**
I'm certain that it is.
**[04:33] ram**
Okay! Aim for number one!
**[04:35] cid**
Try to claim first prize!
**[04:37] ---**
Charge!
**[04:42] lam**
I'm gonna win!
**[04:43] cid**
No, I am!
**[04:54] cac**
They're so enthusiastic!
**[04:56] paf**
T-That's what you call it?
**[04:58] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[05:01] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[05:05] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[05:10] don**
Hero Lamuness and Da Cider seem to
be heading for our Dimension Castle.
**[05:15] lip**
I beg your forgiveness.
**[05:17] lip**
Next time, we shall eliminate
the hero Lamuness.
**[05:19] gen**
They are an obstacle to the
revival of Evil God Abram.
**[05:23] gen**
They're heading for the
Ottama Gate right now.
**[05:26] gen**
Go, and return with good news.
**[05:28] lip**
Yes, sir.
**[05:28] lip**
Sir.
**[05:33] lam**
Boy, that's heaven!
**[05:36] lam**
Hot springs are the best
thing for a battered body.
**[05:39] cid**
This is certainly a welcome development.
**[05:41] eld**
We're so relieved to have
you here, Hero Lamuness.
**[05:45] lam**
Really?
**[05:46] lam**
Am I super famous or something?
**[05:48] cac**
Lord Lamuness, you are a legendary hero.
**[05:52] eld**
We heard the rumors about
the revival of Abram.
**[05:55] eld**
We hope you will act before this
world is covered in darkness.
**[05:58] lam**
Hey, no problem! Just leave
it to the hero Lamuness!
**[06:01] cid**
Check that ego!
**[06:06] cid**
What's that?
**[06:09] eld**
It's a famous geyser that
erupts on a strict schedule.
**[06:14] paf**
It's awesome!
**[06:16] cid**
What makes it happen?
**[06:18] eld**
I'm afraid that's still
something of a mystery...
**[06:22] cac**
Let's split up and search
for that Ottama Gate!
**[06:26] ram**
Let's stay in a little while longer.
**[06:28] ram**
You don't get to visit
a hot spring every day.
**[06:30] par**
We can't!
**[06:31] par**
We don't have much time before
Evil God Abram revives!
**[06:35] par**
Lamuness, you're a hero! You need to
take this a little more seriously.
**[06:39] ram**
Come on, I'm still new to this hero crap.
**[06:42] par**
You're going to need a little more
commitment if you want to defeat Abram!
**[06:46] ram**
Fine, fine, I get it already!
**[06:48] ram**
Let's get searching for that
Ottama Gate thing, then.
**[06:52] par**
Oh, please...
**[06:57] ram**
Darn it.
**[06:58] ram**
I wish she'd quit nagging me
about hero stuff all the time.
**[07:03] cid**
I guess this proves that I'm
the only real hero here.
**[07:06] lam**
Easy to say when nobody's
counting on you for anything.
**[07:11] cid**
What was that?
**[07:12] lam**
You wanna fight?
**[07:19] cid**
Okay!
**[07:20] cid**
Let's compete to see who
finds the Ottama Gate first!
**[07:24] lam**
You're on!
**[07:46] lam**
You find it?
**[07:47] cid**
You?
**[07:51] lam**
No.
**[07:52] cid**
Me neither.
**[07:58] cid**
Where is that Ottama Gate?
**[08:01] lam**
And what does an Ottama Gate even look like?
**[08:05] cid**
No idea.
**[08:08] lam**
The geyser...
**[08:09] cid**
Isn't it the only place we haven't looked?
**[08:11] lam**
Oh, please.
***SIGN*** Women Only
Open Air Bath
**[08:14] lam**
Is that...
**[08:17] lam**
Women only?
**[08:19] cid**
It can't be...
**[08:20] lam**
Well, it could be in the
place you least suspect...
**[08:23] cid**
Indeed! This demands investigation!
**[08:40] lam**
I don't think the Ottama Gate is here...
**[08:43] cid**
Is it okay for us to be doing this?
**[08:45] lam**
It's not, but my DNA demands
that I do it anyway!
**[08:50] lam**
She's got a great body!
**[08:52] cid**
So does she!
**[08:55] lam**
Hey, don't push me!
**[08:56] cid**
You're pushing *me*!
**[08:58] lam**
Get off!
**[08:59] cid**
*You* get off!
**[09:07] lam**
Um, sorry!
**[09:09] lam**
My friend Da Cider here
just insisted we come...
**[09:12] cid**
That's a dirty trick, Lamuness...
**[09:22] cac**
Should we search over there next?
**[09:25] cac**
What's wrong?
**[09:27] par**
I have doubts.
**[09:29] par**
Is he really the legendary hero Lamuness?
**[09:33] cac**
Of course he is.
**[09:35] cac**
He's searching for the
Ottama Gate right now.
**[09:38] par**
Are you sure?
**[09:40] cac**
O-Of course I am!
**[09:42] par**
I see. I guess we just
have to trust him, anyway.
**[09:46] par**
But shouldn't a hero be more... y'know...
**[09:49] cac**
Anyway, let's keep searching
for the Ottama Gate.
**[09:52] cac**
Come on! Come on, come on!
**[09:58] girl**
Are you the famous hero Lamuness?
**[10:01] girl**
And you're Da Cider, aren't you?
**[10:03] girl**
Cool!
**[10:05] girl**
Look at me!
**[10:05] girl**
Me, too!
**[10:07] ram**
Looks like I'm popular in this world...
**[10:10] cid**
The hot spring puts them
in a real sul-fervor.
**[10:14] girl**
He is the real Da Cider! His
puns aren't funny at all!
**[10:18] cid**
Oh, I see! I see!
**[10:22] cid**
Well? I've got quite the weight
to my name, don't I?
**[10:25] ram**
It's not good to cling to
the glories of the past.
**[10:29] cid**
What?!
**[10:30] cid**
It's looking like we'll have
to settle which of us
**[10:34] cid**
is the real hero one of these days!
**[10:36] lam**
Bring it on!
**[10:56] lam**
Shaved ice, ice cream, sherbet...
**[10:59] cid**
Clear the mind of worldly thoughts.
I pray to Amida Buddha.
**[11:04] cid**
Lamuness, Lamuness!
**[11:05] cid**
If you're overheated, it's okay to get out.
**[11:08] lam**
Da Cider... you're the one pushing
yourself too hard for no reason.
***SIGN*** Danger: Geyser
Do not enter
**[11:11] cid**
Whichever of us endures
this is the true hero.
**[11:15] lam**
I know that...
**[11:30] ---**
Balls
**[11:34] par**
No leads at all, huh?
**[11:36] cac**
Don't worry.
**[11:37] cac**
I'm sure Lord Lamuness will find it.
**[11:39] par**
He's not at all like I imagined...
**[11:43] par**
I thought a hero would be
someone I could really rely on.
**[11:47] par**
I just have so many doubts about him.
**[11:49] cac**
I believe in Lord Lamuness.
**[11:52] cac**
After all, he's working so hard
for people he doesn't even know.
**[11:56] cac**
Faith will lead you to salvation.
**[12:01] paf**
You're right.
**[12:02] paf**
He came here to help people
he doesn't even know, right?
**[12:13] cid**
Where are we?
**[12:14] lam**
Must be the Sanzu River...
**[12:16] cac**
Lord Lamuness?
**[12:21] cac**
Are you all right?
**[12:22] both**
Wh-What a cutie!
**[12:26] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:27] ram**
A monster!
**[12:29] cid**
Which means...
**[12:30] cid**
How are you? I'm the hero Da Cider.
**[12:34] lam**
I'm the hero Lamuness!
**[12:36] lam**
That's "La" as in "Lasagna,"
"Mu" as in "Mussels"...
**[12:40] cid**
I got here first!
**[12:41] lam**
Who cares who got here first?
**[12:43] cid**
I care!
**[12:45] lam**
Shut up!
**[12:46] cid**
What was that?
**[12:46] par**
That's enough, you two!
**[12:48] lam**
What's your problem?
**[12:49] cid**
Yeah. Introduce us to your cute friend.
**[12:52] lam**
By the way, where's Cacao?
**[12:55] coco**
What's this about me?
**[12:57] both**
Huh?!
**[12:58] both**
Cacao?
**[13:02] both**
By the way, have you two
located the Ottama Gate?
**[13:06] lam**
Ottama Gate?
**[13:08] lam**
Oh, no!
**[13:10] lam**
We forgot!
**[13:12] par**
Why, you...
**[13:14] par**
...stupid...
**[13:16] par**
...idiots!
**[13:19] par**
Faith only leads me to fools!
**[13:21] par**
I feel so stupid!
**[13:25] cid**
Darn it...
**[13:27] cid**
She didn't have to get so mad...
**[13:29] hebi**
Hysteria, jaan. Hysteria, jaan.
**[13:32] pq**
Master, what's the matter, chu?
**[13:34] cid**
Huh? Are you worried about her?
**[13:36] lam**
N-No way... Anyway, let's find
that Ottama Gate already!
**[13:41] cid**
I don't think it'll be that easy...
***SIGN*** Ottama Gate
**[13:44] cid**
I-Is this...
**[13:46] both**
The Ottama Gate?
**[13:48] lam**
It's close!
**[13:49] cid**
There's something fishy about this...
**[13:51] lam**
Come on, let's check it out!
**[13:53] lam**
This way!
***SIGN*** Ottama Gate
**[14:03] dan**
Come quickly, Hero Lamuness...
**[14:06] dan**
Once they pass through that fake Ottama Gate,
**[14:09] dan**
they'll fall down here,
ruining their clothing,
**[14:12] dan**
roll into this super-hot hot spring,
**[14:14] dan**
then into this mustard pit, where they'll
end up tingling from the spicy coating.
**[14:19] dan**
Then they'll head for this hospital symbol.
**[14:23] dan**
But it's all over once they pass through.
**[14:25] dan**
Their foolishness will be caught
on camera in middle of a road,
**[14:28] dan**
and we'll spread the pics around.
**[14:30] dan**
Then they'll lose the respect of the people!
**[14:33] dan**
What a fearsome plan I've come up with!
**[14:37] dan**
Ravishing!
**[14:39] both**
Ottama Gate! Ottama Gate!
**[14:43] lam**
There it is!
**[14:44] cid**
The Ottama Gate!
**[14:51] dan**
It's hot!
**[14:56] dan**
The spice! It burns!
**[15:00] dan**
Help me, Doctor!
**[15:01] dan**
Doctor?
**[15:07] girl**
Pervert!
**[15:09] dan**
N-No, I'm not like that!
**[15:16] dan**
Stop... Stop taking pictures!
**[15:21] dan**
Stop, stop! Don't look at me!
**[15:25] dan**
What's with that guy?
**[15:27] hebi**
So uncool, jaan!
**[15:28] dan**
Damn. How dare you humiliate me!
**[15:32] lip**
Dandy! Dandy, where are you!
**[15:36] dan**
Lip! I'm right here!
**[15:41] dan**
Dandy, look out!
**[15:44] dan**
You're the one who should look out!
**[15:46] dan**
Now I'll use this to crush you!
**[15:50] par**
Lamuness, you idiot!
**[15:52] par**
Idiot, idiot, idiot!
**[15:53] par**
And I was an idiot for trusting you!
**[15:55] caca**
Um, maybe you should stop...
**[15:59] caca**
Is that...
**[16:01] caca**
Lord Lamuness?
**[16:08] cac**
Parfait!
**[16:10] lam**
Parfait!
**[16:17] lam**
Are you okay?
**[16:20] par**
Lamuness...
**[16:22] lam**
It'd be pretty embarrassing if
a hero couldn't protect one girl!
**[16:26] lam**
PQ! I need Kaiser Fire!
**[16:28] pq**
Leave it to me, chu!
**[16:38] pq**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[17:27] lip**
It's back!
**[17:29] dan**
This time, we shall defeat you!
**[17:31] dan**
Let's start with this!
**[17:37] cid**
Fight back, Lamuness!
**[17:39] dan**
Too slow!
**[17:44] dan**
Well? Last pose before
we send them to oblivion!
**[17:49] lip**
I do believe it's over!
**[17:50] dan**
Take this!
**[17:58] dan**
How do you like my electric whip?
**[18:01] lip**
It's simply electrifying!
**[18:02] par**
Lamuness!
**[18:10] dan**
What?
**[18:18] aka**
In the darkness of confusion, a ray
of goodness illuminates the truth!
**[18:22] aka**
The masked hero, Akakaze appears!
**[18:26] momo**
The masked hero, Momokaze appears!
**[18:32] both**
Together, we are...
**[18:34] both**
The masked heroes Akakaze...
**[18:37] both**
...and Momokaze!
**[18:38] lam**
There's something familiar about those two...
**[18:41] cid**
I feel like I might know them, too...
**[18:45] both**
We did it! We did it!
**[18:47] momo**
You looked so cool, Lamu... no.
**[18:50] momo**
I mean, Akakaze.
**[18:51] aka**
And you looked really cute,
Mil... I mean, Momokaze.
**[18:54] aka**
Really?
**[18:55] aka**
Really!
**[18:56] aka**
Then maybe, right here...
**[18:58] aka**
But everyone's watching.
**[18:59] lip**
How wonderful!
**[19:02] dan**
They're mocking us... take this!
**[19:09] dan**
Hold up!
**[19:12] cid**
Lamuness, now!
**[19:13] lam**
Okay!
**[19:24] both**
Kaiser Fiblade!
**[19:44] dan**
What?!
**[19:46] lip**
Oh, no!
**[19:49] par**
They did it!
**[19:51] dan**
I'll carve this anger into my muscles!
**[19:54] lip**
I got a run in my stockings!
**[19:59] both**
They did it! They did it!
**[20:04] aka**
Look... our brilliant strategy
led to this victory.
**[20:08] momo**
Oh, you little stinker.
**[20:16] lam**
What's that?
**[20:18] lam**
Can it be...
**[20:22] cac**
You think a distortion
caused by a space-timequake
**[20:24] cac**
caused the geyser to come
out the Ottama Gate?
**[20:29] cid**
We can't get through the gate like this.
**[20:31] coco**
We don't have a choice. We'll
have to find another Ottama Gate.
**[20:36] lam**
Okay, let's get going!
**[20:38] paf**
Lamuness.
**[20:40] paf**
I'm sorry. I said some awful things to you...
**[20:43] lam**
Hey, it's nothing. I, um...
**[20:46] lam**
I was wrong, too.
**[20:47] par**
Thank you, Hero Lamuness.
**[20:49] lam**
I like the one on the right.
**[20:51] cid**
No, no. I like the one on the left.
**[20:53] ---**
Huh?
**[20:54] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[20:54] lam**
But there was that girl...
**[20:55] ---**
Women's Bath
**[20:56] cid**
They're both good!
**[21:00] par**
I really do have a lot of doubts!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] ---**
At last, we've arrived at the Ottama
Gate that will take us to the next zone!
**[22:28] ---**
Huh? But as far as the eyes can see,
it's Ottama Gates, Ottama Gates...
**[22:33] ---**
Ottama Gate-me-outta-here!
**[22:37] ---**
Next time, on *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:40] ---**
"The Bewitching Gates!"
**[22:42] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:45] ---**
This is making me blush...
**[22:45] ---**
The Bewitching Gates
# E4 - The Bewitching Gates
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR79G1VM6/the-bewitching-gates)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:43] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:03] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Bewitching Gates
***SIGN*** The Bewitching Gates.
**[02:30] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:33] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:36] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:39] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:53] don**
It seems that no matter how much I focus,
I cannot speed up the flow of time...
**[02:59] don**
Evil God Abram's revival will
require a bit more time.
**[03:04] don**
Until then...
**[03:27] dan**
Those bulging muscles.
**[03:29] dan**
Those trickling beads of sweat.
**[03:31] dan**
That choking smell of a man's bodily aromas.
**[03:34] dan**
Yes.. I am beautiful once again today.
**[03:39] dan**
Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
**[03:41] dan**
Who's the fairest of them all?
**[03:44] dan**
Why, everyone knows it's Narcissist
Dandy with his beautiful muscles!
**[03:52] don**
Dandy!
**[03:57] don**
Narcissist Dandy, are you there?
**[04:00] dan**
Well, well, Lord Don Genoci.
**[04:03] dan**
How can I help you, here in my private room?
**[04:07] don**
Idiot!
**[04:08] don**
While you're lazing around,
**[04:11] don**
the hero Lamuness and his party are
traveling in search of an Ottama Gate!
**[04:16] don**
Use any methods at your disposal!
**[04:18] don**
Until Abram's revival, you must not let
them get one step closer to this castle!
**[04:24] don**
Understood?
**[04:25] dan**
Yes, sir...
**[04:27] dan**
But even so, how am I to accomplish this?
**[04:34] lip**
We just need to make it so they can't
find the real Ottama Gate, right?
**[04:38] lip**
Come on, don't stress so much about it.
**[04:42] lip**
Relax.
**[04:45] lip**
Relax.
**[04:48] dan**
I see... not every Ottama Gate
is necessarily a real one.
**[04:53] dan**
Real one... real one...
**[04:57] dan**
I've got it!
**[04:59] dan**
The poultice spray has
unlocked my brain cells!
**[05:04] lip**
Oh, if that's how you get flashes of
insight, you really must be a musclehead!
**[05:09] dan**
I got the hint from the many versions
of me reflected here in my room!
**[05:14] dan**
Yes... I am beautiful!
**[05:17] dan**
I'm coming for you, Lamuness!
**[05:37] lam**
So hot... so heavy... so exhausting...
**[05:40] lam**
Cacao, haven't you found
the next Ottama Gate yet?
**[05:44] lam**
Hey, Cacao!
**[05:48] cid**
But why do we have to wander around
**[05:51] cid**
in the blazing sun with no
real destination in mind?
**[05:54] cid**
I really *wander* what you're thinking...
**[05:56] hebi**
G-Great one, darling!
**[05:59] lam**
A man of passion can never stay in one place.
**[06:03] lam**
That's what my DNA is telling me.
**[06:06] cid**
But what if the Ottama Gate
is in the other direction?
**[06:10] cid**
This would all be for nothing.
**[06:11] paf**
Well, as they say, a butterfly
can start a hurricane!
**[06:17] cid**
At least use "every drop adds to the ocean."
**[06:23] lam**
You're wrong!
**[06:25] lam**
It's "hard work and a nickel
is worth the nickel."
**[06:27] cid**
If you know that, then let
us take a break, already!
**[06:31] hebi**
Darling's right, jaan!
**[06:32] hebi**
You're stupid, jaan! Stupid, jaan!
**[06:35] pq**
You're stupid, chu.
**[06:36] lam**
Gah! Shut up!
**[06:39] lam**
A man's labor must be rewarded!
That's always been the rule!
**[06:43] cid**
Oh?
**[06:43] cid**
You seem confident, Lamuness.
**[06:45] cid**
Then if this labor I'm expending
turns out to be futile,
**[06:49] cid**
I'll ask you to make it up to me.
**[06:52] hebi**
Make it up to him, jaan.
**[06:53] lam**
How?
**[06:54] cid**
You'll admit you're no hero,
**[06:56] cid**
and give the title to me alone!
**[07:01] lam**
*I had a feeling that was it...*
**[07:04] lam**
*He's such an attention hog...*
**[07:09] cid**
*Think what you want.*
**[07:11] cid**
*Once I have the hero title all to myself...*
**[07:22] cid**
Prepare for hero-larity.
**[07:27] cid**
What did the hero ask for at the barber shop?
**[07:30] cid**
"Just a little off da-cider!"
**[07:38] cid**
*I'll be able to unleash all the puns
that only work with me as the hero!*
**[07:51] lam**
*I won't let you have it!*
**[07:53] lam**
*Right now, girls like me just
because I have the hero title!*
**[07:56] lam**
*Which means that once I save the world...*
**[08:04] girl**
You're so great, Hero!
**[08:08] girl**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:10] girl**
Get away, unremarkable old man!
**[08:13] girl**
Kissy-kiss!
**[08:15] girl**
Smooch!
**[08:19] lam**
This is great! This is
why I gotta stay a hero!
**[08:29] par**
What goes through these idiots' heads?
**[08:32] par**
I can't believe this!
**[08:40] lam**
W-What's going on?!
**[08:41] paf**
Her dowsing is reaching its climax!
**[08:44] cid**
I don't care! Just make her settle down!
**[08:54] par**
Look out!
**[09:06] par**
Just in time...
**[09:07] par**
Wait, where's Lamuness?
**[09:15] lam**
That was close...
**[09:16] cid**
Falling off a cliff... that would
have made quite a cliffhanger.
**[09:24] cid**
Laugh, damn you all!
**[09:27] par**
He really risks his life for his comedy...
**[09:30] lam**
What an idiot.
**[09:32] lam**
Hey, hey!
**[09:33] lam**
Look at this, chu!
**[09:37] par**
Hey, it's detecting an Ottama Gate!
**[09:39] par**
It's right down this road!
**[09:41] lam**
Huh? But that means...
**[09:44] lam**
My DNA was right!
**[09:48] lam**
Yeah!
**[09:51] pq**
He's the quintessential idiot, chu.
**[10:09] both**
Wh-What's all this?
**[10:11] both**
Are they all Ottama Gates?!
**[10:20] dan**
Now, can your pitiful brain cells
identify the real Ottama Gate?
**[10:40] cid**
Lamuness! Whoever finds
the real gate first wins!
**[10:45] lam**
Yeah! Bring it on!
**[10:47] lam**
You're going down!
**[10:54] par**
Lamuness! Do your best!
**[10:57] cacao**
Lord Da Cider! You do your best, too!
**[10:59] par**
Okay, let's have lunch.
**[11:02] pw**
Yeah! Yeah! Lunch, chu!
**[11:10] cac**
Here, Parfait.
**[11:12] cac**
Thanks!
**[11:13] pq**
Yeah, yeah! Sandwiches, chu!
Sandwiches, chu!
**[11:16] pq**
So delicious, chu! I can't wait, chu!
**[11:21] cid**
Okay, let's start with this one!
**[11:23] cid**
Go!
**[11:30] lam**
This must be the real one!
**[11:55] par**
What a pleasant breeze!
**[12:06] lam**
After all that, we still
haven't found the real one...
**[12:11] lam**
It seems impossible...
**[12:26] lam**
You're still so stubborn, Da Cider...
**[12:29] cid**
So are you... but there are
only two Ottama Gates left.
**[12:33] cid**
Sorry, but it's my turn to choose next.
**[12:37] lam**
When was that decided? Name
the hour, minute, and second!
**[12:40] cid**
It's always been the case!
**[12:43] lip**
Dan-da-da-daan!
**[12:46] lip**
It's time for our special bonus hint time!
**[12:49] lip**
We're going to tell you just this once...
**[12:52] lip**
This is the real Ottama Gate!
***SIGN*** The real one!!
**[12:56] lam**
Suspicious... that's very clearly suspicious.
**[12:59] cid**
It's nice to have the free help.
**[13:01] hebi**
Darling, you're so lucky, jaan!
**[13:03] cid**
Go!
**[13:04] cid**
Now I win!
**[13:13] cid**
Help!
**[13:15] lam**
That idiot!
**[13:22] cid**
Ocean water?
**[13:25] cid**
Shucks! I've hit the squids!
***SIGN*** Shucks/Skids
**[13:28] ---**
What a saury oct-cident!
**[13:31] ---**
It's zebrall my fault!
**[13:36] hebi**
Even at your worst, your puns
are jawsome, darling... jaan.
**[13:43] cid**
Idiot! Watch what you say!
**[13:49] ---**
Save me, I'm begging you!
**[13:52] lam**
Da Cider... I won't let
your sacrifice be in vain!
**[13:56] lam**
Thanks to you, there's only one Ottama
Gate left, and it's the real one!
**[14:01] lam**
Huh?
**[14:02] cid**
I won't let you...
**[14:05] lam**
I can still hear dear
departed Da Cider's voice.
**[14:09] lam**
But that's not possible...
**[14:11] lam**
After all, he's surely at the bottom
of the blue sea now. Right?
**[14:15] cid**
Damn you!
**[14:19] lam**
Nevertheless... I must continue
on my mission as a hero!
**[14:23] lam**
I must go, and realize my dream!
**[14:26] lam**
Skip, skip! La-dee-da!
**[14:31] lam**
Yeah! This means I win the competition!
**[14:43] lam**
Why?!
**[14:51] cid**
Hold on tight, Lamuness.
**[14:53] lam**
Da Cider... did you come here to save me?
**[14:57] cid**
My body just moved on its own.
**[15:00] cid**
This is the sad fate of a hero.
**[15:02] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:06] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:10] cid**
What does a hero take on
the sea? A he-rowboat!
**[15:18] cid**
If anything were to happen to you...
**[15:22] lam**
W-What's with the sinister grin?
Don't tell me...
**[15:27] cid**
I'm sorry, Lamuness.
**[15:29] cid**
I can't seem to hold up both of our weight.
**[15:33] cid**
Don't worry about me.
**[15:36] cid**
Just let go!
**[15:39] lam**
You're not the one who gets to say that!
**[15:41] lam**
I'll never ever let go!
**[15:44] cid**
Don't be so unreasonable, Lamuness!
**[15:50] cac**
Oh? What's that, now?
**[15:56] dan**
And now, the big reveal: They were *all* fake!
**[16:00] ---**
I call this "Operation: Which is the Real One?
**[16:03] ---**
Actually, They're All Fake,
You're so Stupid, Nyah-Nyah!"
**[16:08] lip**
It's playfully on-the-nose, don't you think?
**[16:16] par**
Lamuness is in trouble!
**[16:19] pq**
Pikyu?
**[16:20] paf**
PQ! It's your turn!
**[16:23] pq**
Chu!
**[16:30] cid**
I don't wanna die here!
**[16:33] pq**
Goodbye, chu!
**[16:41] dan**
What the...
**[16:42] lip**
Oh, my! It's so bright!
**[16:53] dan**
What?
**[16:55] lip**
Oh, my!
**[16:56] lam**
Damn... I knew it was strange!
**[16:59] cid**
So you two set all this up?
**[17:02] hebi**
Darling was so close to becoming
the main character, too!
**[17:05] hebi**
Darling, get it done, jaan!
**[17:08] cid**
That's right! Lamuness, let's go!
**[17:10] lam**
You said it!
**[17:13] dan**
Damn you!
**[17:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[18:01] both**
Don't hurt me!
**[18:01] both**
I knew this would happen!
**[18:15] cid**
Well, I'm glad we made it through safely,
but it was pretty dicey for a sec, there.
**[18:21] lam**
And whose fault was it?!
**[18:24] cid**
Right. I also get credit for pretending
**[18:27] cid**
to be beaten by the enemies
and falling in with you.
**[18:31] hebi**
That's my darling, jaan!
**[18:36] cid**
Damn you!
**[18:39] coc**
Um, what happened to the Ottama Gate, then?
**[18:44] lam**
That's right!
**[18:46] lam**
Hey!
**[19:08] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[19:20] don**
What is this unsettling omen?
**[19:22] don**
Can it be...
**[19:26] dan**
Damn you, Lamuness!
**[19:28] dan**
Next time, I'll come up with an even more
beautiful plan, and defeat you for good!
**[19:34] lip**
Please do!
**[19:55] par**
This must be it!
**[19:57] par**
This is the Gaogao Zone
we've been searching for!
**[20:00] cac**
I'm so moved, I...
**[20:04] lam**
Look at that huge sun!
**[20:06] lam**
Right now, my heart is totally soaring!
**[20:09] cid**
Yeah. Looking at this sunset, I feel
like a fool for being so petty.
**[20:16] cid**
Lamuness.
**[20:17] lam**
Yeah. Let's work together
from now on, Da Cider!
**[20:22] lam**
Right.
**[20:28] par**
Lamuness... Da Cider...
**[20:32] cid**
Just don't trip me up any
more, okay, Lamuness?
**[20:38] lam**
And you stop getting in my way, Da Cider!
**[20:47] lam**
That hurts!
**[20:49] ad**
Don't you dare, you brat!
**[20:52] ad**
Stop being so petty!
**[20:53] ---**
What was that?!
**[20:54] ---**
What's with you?!
**[20:55] par**
I don't believe it!
**[20:58] ---**
Shut up!
**[21:03] mito**
Welcome to Gaogao Zone.
**[21:05] mito**
We protect the peace of the jungle!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] ---**
The people of the Gaogao Zone
gave us the warmest welcome ever!
**[22:29] ---**
Okay, before we get searching,
let's have a bath!
**[22:32] ---**
What's this? A meal with our bath?
**[22:34] ---**
How kind of you!
**[22:35] ---**
What? What's on the menu, you say?
**[22:38] ---**
Next time, on *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:41] ---**
"The Dangerous Hero Stew!"
**[22:44] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew
**[22:47] ---**
This is making me blush...
# E5 - The Dangerous Hero Stew
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJWM72R/the-dangerous-hero-stew)
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:53] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[01:59] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:03] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew
***SIGN*** The Dangerous Hero Stew.
**[02:43] par**
It's so beautiful...
**[02:45] par**
A world of nature, unsullied by
humans... that is the Gaogao Zone.
**[02:51] cid**
I feel a pun coming...
**[02:52] cid**
"Unsullied... and this is an un-cyclopedia."
***SIGN*** Encyclopedia
**[02:57] hebi**
Yay, darling! You're an artist, jaan!
**[03:00] cid**
I'm on fire today!
**[03:02] ram**
Yeah, yeah... When the scenery's
good, the food's usually good, too.
**[03:11] par**
Lamuness, don't you have any sense
of atmosphere? How pathetic!
**[03:15] lam**
Shut up! My DNA gives my stomach priority!
**[03:19] pq**
Is that why your head is so empty, chu?
**[03:26] lam**
What's that you're saying?
**[03:30] par**
Stop that, Lamuness...
**[03:34] par**
Lamuness. Not again!
**[03:36] lam**
Hey! That one wasn't me!
**[03:39] par**
See?
**[03:41] lam**
I said it's *not* me!
**[04:03] par**
Lamuness!
**[04:04] lam**
Don't show fear!
**[04:05] lam**
At times like these, you're supposed
to make full eye contact...
**[04:11] lam**
Hello, I am your friend!
**[04:20] lam**
I am your friend!
**[04:26] lam**
I am your friend!
**[04:44] all**
Lamuness!
**[04:50] lam**
That hurts!
**[04:58] lam**
Let's just run away!
**[05:01] par**
You worthless hero!
**[05:08] pq**
Master!
**[05:12] pq**
Master! Kaiser...
**[05:17] pq**
C-Call for Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[05:20] lam**
We don't have time for that now!
**[05:37] lam**
I'm exhausted...
**[05:40] lam**
Now that I think about it... I probably
should have called Kaiser Fire...
**[05:45] pq**
I told you that over and over and—
**[05:48] lam**
Shut up.
**[05:53] lam**
Cacao. Where are we?
**[05:56] lam**
Huh? Huh? Where's everyone else?
**[06:00] pq**
We got separated a while back, chu.
**[06:05] lam**
No way!
**[06:08] lam**
R-R-Right, calm down!
**[06:11] lam**
At times like these... at times like these...
**[06:13] lam**
Find a police station!
**[06:16] lam**
Officer! Hey, Officer!
**[06:20] pq**
You're not gonna find one, chu.
**[06:22] lam**
I know!
**[06:23] lam**
The moss on the trees!
**[06:24] lam**
The direction of the sun!
**[06:26] lam**
Magnets always point north!
**[06:30] pq**
He's totally panicking, chu...
**[06:38] cid**
What's going on here?
**[06:39] cid**
I look left, I look right...
**[06:42] cid**
It's monkeys, monkeys,
monkeys, monkeys, monkeys,
**[06:45] cid**
monkeys, monkeys, monkeys,
monkeys, monkeys...
**[06:48] cid**
Monkeys everywhere!
**[06:51] hebi**
And they're really loud, jaan!
**[06:52] hebi**
Where the hell am I?! Well?!
**[06:55] hebi**
Answer me, you stupid monkeys!
**[07:00] cid**
Shut up, you damn monkeys!
**[07:03] cid**
Mon*keep* it down already!
**[07:19] hebi**
Darling...
**[07:20] cid**
Damn you... Laugh, you monkeys!
**[07:36] cid**
Don't mock me, you monkeys!
**[07:39] hebi**
D-Darling! Hang in there, jaan!
**[07:42] hebi**
Darling, darling!
**[07:54] par**
I don't wanna be lunch!
**[07:57] cac**
It is time for our final resort.
**[08:16] cac**
Parfait...
**[08:20] cac**
The hero is this way.
**[08:22] par**
What was that?
**[08:24] cac**
It was the only thing I could think of.
**[08:47] suke**
Stand down, stand down, stand down!
**[08:49] suke**
Stand down this instant!
**[08:50] suke**
Don't you see this crest?
**[09:06] par**
Thank goodness...
**[09:09] par**
We're safe!
**[09:11] cac**
Wh-Who's that?
**[09:20] par**
Who were they?
**[09:22] cac**
Those people are deeply
tied to our destiny!
**[09:27] par**
Really, Cacao?
**[09:29] cac**
Probably...
**[09:33] lam**
Hey! Parfait! Cacao!
**[09:38] lam**
At a time like this, I'll even take Da Cider!
**[09:41] lam**
Someone! Someone come and find me!
**[10:01] lam**
H-Hello!
**[10:03] lam**
I am... the hero! Everybody's... friend!
**[10:41] lam**
Boy, what a nice hot bath!
**[10:45] lam**
Feels like heaven...
**[10:47] lam**
These people are so nice.
**[10:51] pq**
You're such an idiot, chu.
**[11:01] lam**
Wow, a dance to welcome us!
**[11:04] lam**
The hero gets all the
best treatment, huh, PQ?
**[11:08] pq**
Just catch on already, chu...
**[11:17] lam**
It's getting a little hot, though...
**[11:20] lam**
Hey, could you turn it down a bit?
**[11:24] lam**
It's a little hot.
**[11:28] lam**
Could you turn it down a little?
**[11:31] lam**
I mean... seriously.
**[11:34] lam**
Darn it... it's hot, so... I'd like you
to add a little cold water. Is that okay?
**[11:46] ram**
I didn't mean bath salts...
**[11:55] ram**
This is delicious!
**[11:57] ram**
I get it, they put in some flavor sauce!
**[12:00] ram**
This'll make a great stew!
**[12:04] pq**
Master...
**[12:06] pq**
What's the base of that stew, chu?
**[12:09] lam**
Well, obviously...
**[12:12] lam**
It's me!
**[12:13] ---**
Don't look here!
**[12:22] lam**
No!
**[12:23] lam**
I don't wanna be a stew!
**[12:25] lam**
I'm a hero!
**[12:27] lam**
I'm a warrior of love and justice who
fights for the sake of the world!
**[12:31] lam**
You'll regret it if you eat me!
**[12:34] lam**
You'll get arrested for child abuse!
**[12:38] lam**
I'm not tasty at all!
**[12:40] lam**
I don't even have any fat!
**[12:43] lam**
I'm really stringy! I've
been constipated lately!
**[12:53] lam**
It's hot!
**[12:55] lam**
I don't like this! Don't eat me!
**[12:58] pq**
Yeah, chu!
**[12:59] pq**
Master has athlete's foot,
corns, and ringworm, chu!
**[13:04] pq**
He's a hopeless idiot, chu!
**[13:06] pq**
If you eat him, you'll turn stupid too, chu!
**[13:10] lam**
You're really getting on my nerves!
**[13:13] pq**
I'm just trying to save you,
Master! Ow, ow, ow!
**[13:22] lam**
I'm hot... let me out!
**[13:31] lam**
Help me!
**[13:35] cid**
What's the matter, crybaby Lamuness?
**[13:41] cid**
Sorry to keep you bozos waiting.
**[13:42] hebi**
The allies of good are here!
**[13:45] cid**
Scatter, scatter, scatter!
**[13:51] hebi**
Darling! So cool, jaan!
**[14:00] cid**
Don't you look cozy,
taking a hot bath here...
**[14:03] cid**
Eh, Lamuness?
**[14:05] lam**
S-Save me, Da Cider.
**[14:08] cid**
I can't hear you. Say that again.
**[14:11] lam**
I said... save me.
**[14:14] cid**
Is that how you act when you
ask someone a favor, Lamuness?
**[14:17] lam**
Please! Save me!
**[14:20] cid**
"I beg you to save me" would be better.
**[14:27] lam**
I beg you to save me, great
Da Cider! I beg of you!
**[14:31] cid**
That's right. Kids should be respectful.
**[14:35] cid**
By the way, Lamuness.
Who's the real hero here?
**[14:39] lam**
Th-That's not fair...
**[14:42] cid**
I see. Is that your attitude?
**[14:46] cid**
Hey, he's boiling up nice!
**[14:49] cid**
Come eat him soon!
**[14:50] cid**
Hurry on up!
**[14:53] lam**
Of course, it's you, Da Cider!
**[14:55] lam**
I'm just your servant, Lord Da Cider.
**[14:59] cid**
Now, bark like a dog!
**[15:04] lam**
Woof, woof, woof!
**[15:09] cid**
Now I'm the true hero!
**[15:11] dan**
That's where you're wrong, Da Loser!
**[15:13] cid**
What's that?
**[15:26] dan**
Beautiful!
**[15:30] dan**
Your job here is over!
**[15:34] lip**
Next week, it's going to be *VS Body
Knight Dandy & Lip Love-Love Fire*.
**[15:43] cid**
Don't be absurd!
**[15:45] cid**
You're both all looks and no brains!
**[15:47] cid**
I'll take you both down!
**[15:49] cid**
Lamuness, let's get in my
loyal machine, Kaiser Fire!
**[15:54] PQ**
Master, bear it! Bear it for now, chu!
**[15:58] cid**
What do you say?
**[16:00] lam**
Woof!
**[16:01] cid**
That's right!
**[16:02] cid**
Don't you ever forget that!
**[16:07] pq**
Master! Call Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[17:11] cid**
Let's go, Lamuness!
**[17:12] lam**
Sure, Da Cider!
**[17:14] cid**
Da Cider? That's Lord Da Cider to you!
**[17:17] lam**
What was that? I can't hear you!
**[17:21] cid**
Are you breaking your promise?
I thought you were a hero!
**[17:24] lam**
When did I promise that? Name
the hour, minute, and second!
**[17:28] lam**
And have you got a contract?
**[17:29] cid**
Damn you... I'm never saving you again!
**[17:34] lam**
I'll never need your help either way!
**[17:37] lam**
You loser "hero"!
**[17:39] cid**
You'll pay for this, you
little braggart brat!
**[17:42] lam**
Shut up, you bad-pun old man!
**[17:44] lam**
You made me bark like a dog!
**[17:46] cid**
You're worse than a dog!
**[17:48] cid**
You're a chicken! You should cluck!
**[17:50] lam**
Shut up! You rooster-head!
**[17:53] cid**
Fish-for-brains!
**[17:54] lam**
What was that, you ancient insect?!
**[17:56] cid**
How dare you!
**[17:58] dan**
Wh-What on earth are they doing?
**[18:00] lip**
No idea...
**[18:02] dan**
Well, no matter.
**[18:03] dan**
Now's our chance either way.
**[18:05] lip**
Let's go, Heinkel VR!
**[18:15] lam**
That hurt...
**[18:17] cid**
Lamuness, you need to dodge that stuff!
**[18:19] lam**
What was that? You're the one who
needs to pay attention, blockhead!
**[18:23] cid**
I don't wanna hear that crap from you!
**[18:24] pq**
You're both so stupid, chu.
**[18:26] lam**
You simpleton!
**[18:27] cid**
You dummy!
**[18:29] lam**
You ultra twit!
**[18:30] cid**
Extra-heavy fool!
**[18:33] cid**
Loser!
**[18:35] cid**
Stupid!
**[18:36] cid**
Doo-doo head!
**[18:38] cid**
Snot-nosed brat!
**[18:44] cid**
Fight, fight!
**[18:45] cid**
Go, go!
**[18:47] cid**
Destroy them!
**[18:50] cid**
Now, to finish them!
**[18:53] both**
Shut up! Stay out of our way!
**[19:18] pq**
Master! Use the Kaiser Fiblade, chu!
**[19:21] lam**
Da Cider!
**[19:22] cid**
Let's get it done!
**[19:33] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:59] dan**
My makeup is ruined...
Don't hurt me...
**[20:23] mito**
I feel a storm rolling in.
**[20:26] both**
Yes, sir!
**[20:36] cid**
Lamuness! You'll pay for this!
**[20:39] lam**
Get ready for a beating!
**[20:43] hebi**
Darling! Fight hard, jaan!
**[20:46] pq**
Master! Give it your best, chu!
**[20:56] par**
What? They're fighting again?
**[20:59] caca**
Please stop!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** In the forests of the Gaogao Zone, we meet Mito!
***SIGN*** Hey, I was saving that for last! Don't eat my food!
***SIGN*** This guy seems pretty funny, though!
***SIGN*** Next time on *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Hungry Prince!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Hungry Prince
# E6 - The Hungry Prince
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XDQKZY/the-hungry-prince)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:39] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:42] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:48] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:50] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:53] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[01:59] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:02] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:05] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:08] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Hungry Prince
***SIGN*** The Hungry Prince.
**[02:30] kaka**
We found it!
**[02:32] caca**
The hero who controls the Spirit
Knight Graf Thunder is here!
**[02:47] caca**
And so, we should head out.
It's in that direction.
**[02:51] caca**
Oh?
**[02:52] caca**
Lord Lamuness?
**[02:58] suke**
Have you learned your lesson, evildoers?
**[03:00] kaku**
Never perform such ill deeds again.
**[03:02] kaku**
Yes, sir!
**[03:07] mito**
Well, Suke, Kaku. Let's get going.
**[03:20] kaku**
It's tricky to cross. Do take care.
**[03:23] mito**
No, this is another trial I must
undertake for the world,
**[03:26] mito**
for the people, and for myself.
**[03:32] mito**
I guess it's about time to eat.
**[03:34] suke**
Yes. Wait just a minute.
**[03:47] lam**
We've been walking for a while...
**[03:49] lam**
Aren't we there yet?
**[03:50] caca**
It is quite strange...
According to my predictions,
**[03:54] caca**
we should only need to walk
for a month to get there...
**[03:57] ram**
Hey!
**[03:59] caca**
But if we walk all night,
it should only be 20 days.
**[04:04] lam**
Darn it!
**[04:07] lam**
Let's eat lunch already!
**[04:09] mito**
What's taking so long?
**[04:13] mito**
What's taking so long?
**[04:45] mito**
Maybe I should go looking myself for once...
**[04:55] lam**
Food tastes best after a hard day's work.
**[04:58] cid**
It's all thanks to my amazing feats!
**[05:04] lam**
What are you doing?
**[05:06] cid**
I could ask the same question.
**[05:08] lam**
Let go!
**[05:09] cid**
You let go.
**[05:10] lam**
This belongs to the true hero!
**[05:12] cid**
Then it belongs to me.
**[05:14] lam**
Shut up, geezer hero.
**[05:16] cid**
Step back, small fry.
**[05:19] par**
Stop this already!
**[05:31] both**
What is...
**[05:33] both**
...that?
**[05:35] mito**
F-Food...
**[05:42] par**
A-Are you okay?
**[05:44] cac**
Let me tell his fortune!
**[05:46] par**
Come on, it's obvious what the problem is!
**[05:49] par**
We need to feed him something fast!
**[05:50] par**
Lamuness!
**[05:55] par**
Lamuness, hurry!
**[06:06] lam**
My DNA is so conflicted...
**[06:08] lam**
Food, or save someone? Food, or save someone?
**[06:10] lam**
Food? Food, food, food, food...
**[06:15] paf**
Why is this a real dilemma for you? Idiot.
**[06:25] lam**
My DNA is crying...
**[06:28] lam**
My food...
**[06:32] mito**
Thank you for the meal.
**[06:34] par**
Feel better?
**[06:35] mito**
Yes, I do.
**[06:37] mito**
Thank you.
**[06:39] lam**
This sucks.
**[07:17] lam**
I get it!
**[07:19] lam**
Yeah, good boy.
**[07:21] lam**
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
**[07:28] lam**
This is great! My stomach hurts!
**[07:30] cid**
Now it's my turn!
**[07:34] cid**
Go on, fetch!
**[07:42] lam**
Wow, this guy's fun!
**[07:45] par**
Hey, Lamuness! This isn't right!
**[07:48] lam**
What's the problem? He's having fun!
**[07:51] lam**
I'm communicating with him, as a hero.
**[08:03] suke**
On your knees, on your knees, on your knees!
**[08:05] suke**
Do you have any idea who this is?!
**[08:08] kaku**
You stand before the Beast Prince of
the Gaogao Zone, Prince Mito Natto!
**[08:13] kaku**
Bow!
**[08:15] all**
Bow!
**[08:42] lam**
W-W-Wait! Wait!
**[08:44] lam**
He's the one who was telling you to do stuff!
**[08:48] cid**
Y-Yeah, right! This child was
the one who started it all!
**[08:51] cid**
If you want to kill someone, kill him—
**[08:56] lam**
You can boil him or fry him!
**[08:58] cid**
No, hang this guy up by his neck!
**[08:59] lam**
What did you say, you villain?!
**[09:01] cid**
Taste my fist of justice!
**[09:03] par**
They're the worst.
**[09:08] mito**
Stop it.
**[09:12] mito**
You saved me when I was in trouble.
**[09:16] mito**
I've never had so much fun in my life.
**[09:19] kaku**
However, if we don't do something...
**[09:22] suke**
You will lose face as the
leader of the Gaogao Zone.
**[09:27] mito**
These people are my good friends.
**[09:39] mito**
Now, let's have a welcome banquet!
**[09:47] both**
We're saved!
**[10:11] lam**
Whew, we're saved.
**[10:14] lam**
But I wonder why that
prince didn't get mad...
**[10:17] pq**
Because he's stupid like you, chu!
**[10:21] ---**
Ouch...
**[10:25] lam**
How can I help you, Your Highness?
**[10:28] mito**
You can call me Mito.
**[10:29] ram**
O-Oh, may I?
**[10:31] mito**
Can I sit with you?
**[10:32] ram**
B-By all means, sir!
**[10:37] ram**
Er... if I may ask you
an unworthy question...
**[10:42] ram**
Are you not... angry?
**[10:44] mito**
Angry? Why would I be?
**[10:46] lam**
Oh, well, you know...
**[10:50] mito**
To give food to another is the greatest
**[10:51] mito**
expression of affection that
exists in the Gaogao Zone.
**[10:54] mito**
It's a promise of friendship!
**[10:57] lam**
*Stop it! Don't look at
me with such sincerity!*
**[11:03] mito**
I know I'm going on a journey
to change the world.
**[11:05] mito**
Wherever I go, people are happy to see me.
**[11:08] mito**
But it somehow feels wrong.
**[11:11] mito**
Like it's not me that's
with them, but the prince.
**[11:15] lam**
Well...
**[11:17] mito**
But you people were different.
**[11:19] mito**
You dealt with me the way you would
with anyone else, without pretense.
**[11:23] lam**
*No... it wasn't anything that noble!*
**[11:26] lam**
*We just didn't know who you were!*
**[11:28] mito**
This is the first time I've worked
up a sweat playing so hard,
**[11:32] mito**
or laughed from the bottom of my heart!
**[11:34] lam**
*I was playing with you! I was
treating you like a toy!*
**[11:37] lam**
*I'm sorry!*
**[11:39] mito**
It's so strange... we only just met, but
I feel like I've known you all my life.
**[11:45] lam**
*Stop it!*
**[11:47] lam**
*Your earnest words are
like a dagger in my heart!*
**[11:50] mito**
Thank you. I mean it.
**[11:53] lam**
I'm human garbage. I'm awful!
**[11:59] mito**
What's wrong?
**[12:01] lam**
Just hating myself.
**[12:03] lam**
I know! Let's be best friends!
**[12:05] lam**
I'll do anything for you, Mito.
**[12:08] mito**
You're so high-strung.
**[12:09] mito**
Oh, but I haven't heard your name yet.
**[12:13] lam**
Lamuness! The hero Lamuness!
**[12:16] mito**
A pleasure, Hero Lamuness.
**[12:26] pq**
It feels like forbidden love, chu!
**[12:28] pq**
Kiss! Woo-woo!
**[12:30] pq**
That hurts...
**[12:40] suke**
Just to be certain, may I ask...
**[12:42] suke**
Are you the heroes traveling
to defeat the evil Don Genoci?
**[12:48] cid**
I'm the real hero!
**[12:50] cid**
That kid over there... he's
kind of an apprentice.
**[12:56] suke**
The real hero, are you?
**[12:58] suke**
You're quite an amazing person.
**[13:03] suke**
You're quite a handsome man, too.
**[13:07] cid**
You could get drunker
on me than the wine?
**[13:15] cid**
*She's pretty...*
**[13:17] cid**
*Heeding the call to romance on a journey
is part of a hero's job, isn't it?*
**[13:23] suke**
Why have you gone quiet?
**[13:26] cid**
I was just getting lost in your eyes.
**[13:29] cid**
Suke Barn... you are beautiful.
**[13:32] suke**
What are you saying?
**[13:34] cid**
*Here I go!*
**[13:36] cid**
Come to me, Suke Barn!
**[13:38] suke**
Da Cider!
**[13:43] hebi**
Hey, darling!
**[13:43] hebi**
You're not allowed to do that in front of me!
**[13:46] cid**
Hebi Metako, let me tell you something.
**[13:49] cid**
Only shameful men will not
eat a meal placed before him.
**[14:08] suke**
Da Cider!
**[14:11] cid**
Please stop!
**[14:15] par**
So, it was you guys who saved us back there?
**[14:21] kaku**
We're on a secret journey to change the
world and keep Gaogao Zone peaceful.
**[14:27] kaka**
You truly did save us.
**[14:29] kaka**
Now, have a cup.
**[14:31] kaku**
Thank you very much.
**[14:37] kaku**
In thanks, I'll show you
my special technique.
**[14:47] kaku**
I'll show you how much I can spin!
**[14:50] paf**
Wow!
**[14:52] kaka**
That's a polar bear for you!
You really are strong!
**[14:58] kaku**
No... no!
**[15:01] kaku**
I'm clearly not a polar bear!
**[15:03] kaku**
I'm a panda!
**[15:04] kaku**
I'm part of the Gaogao
Zone's great panda family!
**[15:07] kaku**
The most popular animal
of all! The beloved panda!
**[15:11] kaku**
I'm not a polar bear! I'm not some
boring all-white carnivore!
**[15:16] par**
But then where are your spots?
**[15:17] kaku**
They're right here!
**[15:20] kaku**
See?
**[15:24] par**
Is that all?
**[15:25] kaku**
Come on... I'm a panda! Come on!
**[15:28] par**
Of course you are, Kaku! I believe in you!
**[15:31] kaka**
Even if you're a polar bear, you
can still have a great life!
**[15:53] dan**
Show yourself, hero Lamuness!
**[15:56] lip**
Today, at last, we'll warp you to heaven!
**[16:18] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[17:34] lam**
Let's go!
**[17:38] dan**
You'll find we've improved since
the last time we fought!
**[17:52] lam**
Hey, what's this? I can't move!
**[17:57] dan**
Do you see the power of the hyper cement?
**[17:59] lip**
It's showtime!
**[18:08] pq**
Master! Use Kaiser Fire's full
power to shake it off, chu!
**[18:12] ram**
Okay, let's go, Da Cider!
Join your power with mine!
**[18:15] cid**
Yeah! Join your power with mine!
**[18:19] lam**
No! You need to join your power with mine!
**[18:22] cid**
Wrong! You need to join your power with mine!
**[18:26] ram**
What the heck?! But that makes it
sound like you're better than me!
**[18:30] ram**
Well, it should! Because I'm one
thousand times better than you!
**[18:33] ram**
Don't forget that.
**[18:34] lam**
Shut up, you bastard!
**[18:36] cid**
Shut up, you little brat!
**[18:38] cid**
Say that again!
**[18:40] cid**
You stupid brat!
**[18:41] PQ**
Oh, no!
**[18:44] dan**
The finish! Super Macho
Missiles, prepare to fire!
**[18:48] suke**
Stand back, stand back!
**[19:00] par**
Is that...
**[19:02] cac**
Spirit Knight Graf Thunder!
**[19:04] suke**
Stand back!
**[19:06] suke**
Do you not realize who this person is?
**[19:09] kaku**
You stand before the
ruler of the Gaogao Zone,
**[19:11] kaku**
Prince Mito and Spirit Knight Graf Thunder!
**[19:14] kaku**
On your knees!
**[19:19] ram**
Huh?! Mito's the one who pilots
Graf Thunder?! For real?!
**[19:22] dan**
I can't stand it!
**[19:24] dan**
You appear out of nowhere and dare
to lecture us? You've got nerve!
**[19:27] lip**
Let's finish them all together.
**[19:29] lip**
Super Macho Missiles, fire!
**[19:37] mito**
You think that nonsense will work on
the king of the land, Graf Thunder?
**[19:41] both**
No way!
**[19:44] both**
Suke, Kaku! Let's teach them a
lesson with the Granvolt Crash!
**[19:49] both**
*Gran Power, on!*
**[20:11] trio**
*Granvolt Crash!*
**[20:21] dan**
This isn't over!
**[20:22] dan**
The next time we face you...
**[20:30] cac**
Now we have two Spirit Knights.
**[20:34] par**
I can't believe Mito and
the others are the pilots!
**[20:37] cid**
Hey, what's going on here?
**[20:39] cid**
Lamuness! While you were spacing
out, they stole the win from us!
**[20:46] lam**
It's your fault! Stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[20:48] ---**
I'm not stupid, you are!
You're an idiot!
**[20:57] don**
Spirit Knight Graf Thunder...
**[21:00] don**
I can make use of this.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] ram**
Huh?! We're bad guys who
destroy the Gaogao Zone?!
**[22:27] ram**
That's so not true!
**[22:29] ram**
We're totally cool!
**[22:32] ram**
Hey, wait! Mito! Stop it!
**[22:35] ram**
Why do I have to fight you?
**[22:38] ram**
Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire:*
**[22:41] ram**
"The Spirit Knights Clash?!"
**[22:43] ram**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:46] ram**
The Spirit Knights Clash?!
**[22:47] ram**
This is making me blush...
# E7 - The Spirit Knights Clash?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NVDJ0ZY/the-spirit-knights-clash)
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:43] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:48] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:53] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[01:59] lam**
and now I'm off on an adventure
to find the Ottama Gates,
**[02:02] lam**
the only way to get to Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:06] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Spirit Knights Clash?!
***SIGN*** The Spirit Knights Clash?!
**[02:24] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:28] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:32] ---**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[02:36] ---**
Dandy. Lip.
**[02:39] ---**
What happens when an unstoppable
force meets immovable object?
**[02:43] ---**
Hero of the Sky, Kaiser Fire.
**[02:46] ---**
Hero of the Ground, Graf Thunder.
**[02:48] ---**
These two Spirit Knights represent an
unstoppable force and an immovable object.
**[02:53] ---**
And when pitted against each other...
**[02:57] ---**
All right, Dandy! Lip!
Put the plan into action!
**[03:02] dan**
Yes, sir!
**[03:02] dan**
We are to put dog poo in
Lamuness's shoes, are we not?
**[03:07] lip**
I'll spread these indecent
nude photos everywhere!
**[03:13] don**
Fools!
**[03:15] don**
Was there a change of plans?!
**[03:29] mito**
What did you say?!
**[03:30] mito**
You were attacked by a villain
named Hero Lamuness?
**[03:34] lip**
That's right!
**[03:35] dan**
We've been farming and living peaceful
lives for generations on that land...
**[03:42] lip**
Our houses were burned, our fields
ravaged, and all our possessions stolen...
**[03:48] dan**
They sold our little sister to the circus,
**[03:50] dan**
turned our dog into a rug, and
boiled our grandfather into soup.
**[03:56] both**
We implore you, avenge us!
**[03:59] mito**
I do know them...
**[04:02] mito**
But they didn't look like villains to me.
**[04:04] mito**
Are you certain you are not mistaken?
**[04:06] lip**
Oh, no!
**[04:08] dan**
Oh, my god!
**[04:10] dan**
To ignore the pleas of nameless
Villager A and Villager B...
**[04:14] lip**
Our prince simply doesn't care about us!
**[04:32] mito**
You say you've been farming
the land there for generations,
**[04:34] mito**
but you don't smell of soil at all.
**[04:37] mito**
Why is that?
**[04:38] dan**
Oh, well, you know...
**[04:40] lip**
Well, you see, Your Highness...
**[04:42] mito**
I detect the smell of lies from you!
**[04:47] mito**
Please, tell me the truth.
**[04:50] mito**
I can't help you if you don't.
**[04:55] dan**
We'll tell you the truth!
**[04:58] dan**
Look at this!
**[05:00] mito**
What is this?
**[05:01] dan**
This is the "true crown" passed
down through our family.
**[05:04] lip**
If you put it on, you'll learn the truth.
**[05:12] lam**
Mito and the others are bad guys?
**[05:14] lip**
Prince Mito is a very bad man!
**[05:17] dan**
He charges us outrageous
taxes, works us to the bone,
**[05:21] dan**
and if we object to anything, he whips us...
**[05:24] lip**
Yes! He says he's on a journey
around his domain,
**[05:27] lip**
but he's actually just monitoring us.
**[05:30] lip**
Please, defeat Prince Mito for us!
**[05:34] lam**
But it's hard for me to believe
that Mito's that bad a guy...
**[05:39] par**
I have doubts, too.
**[05:41] cac**
My prophecies told me he was a hero, too.
**[05:44] cac**
And he can pilot the Graf Thunder.
**[05:46] pq**
That's right, chu! He's much
better than you, Master!
**[05:51] dan**
A hero won't believe our story?
**[05:55] lam**
Well, I mean...
**[05:57] lip**
Oh, how horrible!
**[06:00] lip**
The hero has abandoned us!
**[06:03] dan**
Is there no true hero out
there who will save us?
**[06:08] lip**
Oh, God! Buddha!
**[06:11] lip**
God is dead! He died on the hill of Golgotha!
**[06:15] cid**
If you're looking for a true
hero, there's one right here.
**[06:21] cid**
The true hero, Da Cider... will handle this.
**[06:26] hebi**
Yeah!
**[06:27] hebi**
Darling, you're an ally of the people, jaan!
**[06:30] cid**
The true hero, Da Cider,
will not abandon you.
**[06:34] cid**
Rest easy.
**[06:35] cid**
Because as a true hero, I
feel that Mito's deeds are...
**[06:38] cid**
...mi-totally evil.
**[06:43] lip**
Bravo! Thank you, true hero!
**[06:46] dan**
Pun hero! Banzai!
**[06:51] cid**
Well, Assistant Lamuness.
**[06:53] cid**
Prepare Kaiser Fire!
**[06:55] lam**
Who's your assistant?
**[06:56] lam**
You can't just decide these things!
**[06:58] cid**
Shut up! No one who laughs at
puns could ever be a bad person.
**[07:03] lam**
Maybe they're just dumb.
**[07:05] cid**
You little brat!
**[07:06] lam**
Mito's not a bad guy!
**[07:08] cid**
Yes he is! We have witnesses!
**[07:10] lam**
No, we don't!
**[07:11] cid**
He's cracked up!
**[07:13] cid**
Incidentally, this is cracked off.
**[07:19] lip**
Bravo! True hero!
**[07:21] dan**
Long live the pun hero!
**[07:23] cid**
See?
**[07:25] lam**
See what?
**[07:26] pq**
These guys are so suspicious, chu.
**[07:31] pq**
You can't fool the eyes of
hero advisor robot PQ, chu!
**[07:42] pq**
Prince Mito is a bad guy, chu!
**[07:45] pq**
Let's beat him to a pulp, chu!
**[07:47] lam**
What was that?
**[07:48] PQ**
No one who gives out snacks
could ever be a bad person, chu!
**[07:53] lam**
You traitor!
**[07:59] par**
Lamuness. There's no point in
standing around arguing here.
**[08:03] par**
Let's go see Mito!
**[08:05] cac**
Perhaps we could sort out
the misunderstanding.
**[08:09] lam**
Fine.
**[08:14] dan**
We didn't even have to use *that*!
**[08:16] lip**
What a bunch of idiots!
**[08:22] suk**
Wait, Prince Mito!
**[08:24] suk**
Your Highness! How can you
trust people like that?
**[08:28] suk**
Are you certain we can trust them?
**[08:31] mito**
What they say is the truth.
**[08:33] mito**
To save people who are suffering
is my duty as a prince.
**[08:38] mito**
Am I wrong?
**[08:40] kaku**
B-But...
**[08:41] mito**
Are you turning on your king?!
**[08:43] ---**
No...
**[08:45] mito**
Gallant and noble king of the land!
**[08:48] mito**
Heed my call!
**[08:50] mito**
Use your strength to turn the
rampant evils of this world to ash!
**[08:57] mito**
Graf Thunder!
**[09:45] mito**
Let's go!
**[09:46] mito**
Yes, sir!
**[09:50] lam**
Mito's not a bad guy!
**[09:52] cid**
You're still on that, huh?
**[09:55] lam**
Shut up! You shouldn't stick your
nose where it doesn't belong!
**[09:59] cid**
What'd you say, you brat?
**[10:01] lam**
You poser!
**[10:03] cid**
You wanna take this outside?!
**[10:14] lam**
Graf Thunder!
**[10:19] lam**
Mito...
**[10:24] par**
V!
**[10:30] hebi**
Jaan.
**[10:37] lam**
Mito! Listen to me!
**[10:39] mito**
Shut up, you fake hero!
**[10:42] mito**
My Graf Thunder shall finish you!
**[10:44] lam**
What are you talking about?
You've got to be kidding...
**[10:47] mito**
Prepare to die!
**[10:55] lam**
Mito... you...
**[10:57] cid**
Lamuness! Call out Kaiser Fire!
**[11:08] ---**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[12:02] par**
No way...
**[12:04] cac**
It can't be...
**[12:09] dan**
The Don Genoci brand Mind Control
Machine is working perfectly!
**[12:16] lip**
Prince Mito! Fight hard!
**[12:19] lip**
Ah, I'm being watched.
**[12:28] lam**
Mito... What's going on, Mito?
**[12:30] cid**
What are you doing, Lamuness?
Attack him already!
**[12:33] lam**
Mito! Listen to me, Mito!
**[12:36] cid**
He's attacking us!
**[12:38] cid**
He's just a villain acting like a hero!
**[12:40] lam**
Shut up! Don't say anything!
**[12:43] kaku**
Your Highness! He wants to talk to us!
**[12:46] mito**
There will be no talk!
**[13:08] cid**
Lamuness! I'm gonna fight back!
**[13:10] lam**
No!
**[13:11] cid**
We don't have time for this!
**[13:14] suke**
The opponent doesn't want to fight!
**[13:16] kaku**
Your Highness!
**[13:17] mito**
Evil must be destroyed!
**[13:26] cid**
Hey, you gotta be kidding me...
**[13:29] cid**
If that hits us...
**[13:30] cid**
Lamuness! Use the Kaiser Fiblade!
**[13:33] lam**
Mito, stop it! Please, stop!
**[13:36] cid**
Hey! You're still on that?!
**[13:38] cid**
You idiot! Fight already!
**[13:41] lam**
No! My DNA is rejecting this!
**[13:44] lam**
I won't accept a fight like this!
**[14:01] par**
Stop it! Please, stop!
**[14:04] both**
Yahoo! Go, go!
**[14:07] both**
Destroy each other!
**[14:11] lam**
Mito...
**[14:13] lam**
Damn... Mito!
**[14:19] lam**
What are you doing, Mito?!
**[14:21] lam**
We're friends, aren't we?!
**[14:23] lam**
You're the hero who protects the
peace of the jungle, aren't you?!
**[14:26] lam**
Wake up!
**[14:29] lam**
Mito!
**[14:32] lam**
Lamuness?
**[14:34] lam**
That's right! It's me, Lamuness!
**[14:37] mito**
Lamuness, it's you!
**[14:39] lam**
Mito!
**[14:40] pq**
Thank goodness, chu!
**[14:45] lip**
Oh, dear.
**[14:47] lip**
Looks like the spell is broken.
**[14:49] dan**
Then we'll just have to
take control from here!
**[14:52] dan**
C'mon, Specter Knight Bismark GT!
**[15:02] ram**
What's that thing?
**[15:09] pq**
It's that usual bumbling pair, chu!
**[15:11] lam**
I get it... So they're the
ones behind this, huh?
**[15:16] dan**
That's right! This was all part of our plan!
**[15:23] lip**
That prince is our puppet!
**[15:26] lip**
You Spirit Knights... go fight
and destroy each other.
**[15:30] lip**
Control waves, fire!
**[15:57] mito**
Die!
**[16:03] lam**
Mito!
**[16:08] ---**
Pikyu!
**[16:21] par**
Kaiser Fire and Graf Thunder are...
**[16:24] cac**
Resonating...
**[16:33] lam**
Mito... Mito Natto...
**[16:38] mito**
Where am I?
**[16:40] mito**
Who are you?
**[16:41] lam**
I am a hero.
**[16:44] lam**
Five thousand years ago, I fought
alongside my friend, your ancestor,
**[16:49] lam**
and sealed away the Great Evil God Abram.
**[16:53] mito**
With my ancestor?
**[16:55] lam**
Listen, Mito.
**[16:57] lam**
Graf Thunder is one of the three weapons
necessary to defeat the Evil God Abram.
**[17:04] lam**
You are the descendant of
a hero given the mission
**[17:08] lam**
and the honor of controlling that power.
**[17:10] mito**
Descendant of a hero...
**[17:12] lam**
Open your eyes.
**[17:14] lam**
The revival of the Evil God
Abram draws near.
**[17:17] lam**
You bear the blood of my friend.
**[17:20] lam**
You cannot let this beat you.
**[17:22] lam**
Stand!
**[17:23] lam**
Stand, Mito!
**[17:31] dan**
Wh-What the...
**[17:33] lip**
This isn't possible!
**[17:37] lam**
Mito!
**[17:38] mito**
I'm sorry, Lamuness.
**[17:40] mito**
I've been so pathetic.
**[17:42] lam**
Hey, that's no problem!
**[17:45] lam**
We're best friends, aren't we?!
**[17:48] mito**
Lamuness...
**[17:51] lam**
Let's go, Mito!
**[17:53] mito**
Okay!
**[17:54] dan**
Dammit! Time to make like we wore
underwear that's too tight!
**[17:58] lip**
We're gonna get a little rash!
**[18:27] lam**
*Kaizer Fiblade!*
**[18:31] lam**
*Granvolt Crash!*
**[18:54] dan**
This isn't over!
**[18:57] lip**
Yeah! We won't lose next time!
**[19:00] both**
They did it! They did it! They did it!
**[19:15] aka**
We didn't make it...
**[19:16] momo**
...in time.
**[19:18] both**
No screen time.
**[19:28] cac**
I sense it. The Ottama Gate is this way.
**[19:31] par**
Cacao, what are you doing?
**[19:34] par**
Hurry up!
**[19:37] cac**
Huh?
**[19:38] lam**
What? You're staying here?
**[19:40] mito**
Yes.
**[19:42] suke**
His Highness has an important mission
to protect the peace of the jungle.
**[19:47] kaka**
He can't afford to leave the Gaogao Zone.
**[19:51] mito**
In exchange, take this.
**[19:54] lam**
What's this?
**[19:56] mito**
Treasure handed down through
the royal family for generations.
**[19:58] mito**
If you ever end up in trouble, use it.
**[20:02] ram**
Mito...
**[20:03] mit**
Let us meet again, Lamuness.
**[20:06] lam**
Yeah! That's a promise between men!
**[20:16] mito**
Lamuness... Well, before
we go, could I ask one favor?
**[20:21] lam**
Oh, please. Don't be so formal.
**[20:24] lam**
Whatever it is, just ask!
**[20:26] mito**
Could I have a bite of you?
**[20:29] lam**
Forgive me!
**[20:31] mito**
Just one bite!
**[20:32] lam**
No!
**[20:34] mito**
Please, Lamuness!
**[20:36] par**
I have doubts.
**[20:37] kaku**
The custom of greatest
friendship in the Gaogao Zone.
**[20:41] kaku**
To enjoy a bite of your
friend with your own hands.
**[20:43] cac**
I see... friendship equals appetite?
**[20:48] suke**
What delicious friendship.
**[20:51] cid**
Really?
**[20:52] lam**
Someone save me!
**[21:05] drum**
Lord Hero... We're waiting for you!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Searching for the Spirit Knight Water Baron,
***SIGN*** we enter the temple of the Anan Zone.
***SIGN*** What traps are waiting for us?
***SIGN*** Poison snakes?
***SIGN*** Mazes?
***SIGN*** A girl?
***SIGN*** Who are you?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Legend in the Ice!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Legend in the Ice
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E8 - The Legend in the Ice
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G60XK79GR/the-legend-in-the-ice)
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:41] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:45] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:50] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:53] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:55] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:01] lam**
and now I'm heading for
Don Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:05] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Legend in the Ice
***SIGN*** The Legend in the Ice.
**[02:36] drum**
Lamuness...
**[02:38] drum**
Lamu...
**[02:42] drum**
ness...
**[02:45] lam**
Boy, it's cold!
**[02:48] pq**
Someone's telling rumors
about you, Master!
**[02:52] lam**
I got it!
**[02:53] lam**
Wow, it's frozen.
**[02:54] pq**
How pretty, chu!
**[02:55] cid**
Hey!
**[02:56] cid**
Stop admiring it and apologize!
**[02:58] hebi**
My darling's face is not a tissue, jaan!
**[03:01] lam**
Sorry, sorry! It's tough to
be a popular hero, I guess!
**[03:05] par**
Gaogao Zone was so warm...
**[03:09] cac**
The Anan Zone is a world of ice.
**[03:13] par**
That appears to be the village.
**[03:15] par**
That's where we'll find the hero chosen
by the Spirit Knight, Water Baron?
**[03:19] lam**
Okay!
**[03:21] lam**
Once we find Water Baron,
**[03:23] lam**
Abram's as good as beaten!
**[03:27] lam**
But anyway, it's really cold!
**[03:29] lam**
We'll freeze if we just stand around here!
**[03:32] lam**
Let's get to that town right now!
**[03:34] cid**
Hey, wait up! I demand an apology!
**[03:38] cid**
You can't escape me, Lamuness!
**[03:57] lam**
Hey! Anyone here?
**[04:01] lam**
The hero Lamuness and his party have arrived!
**[04:06] cid**
Hey!
**[04:07] cid**
Anyone here?
**[04:10] cid**
The hero Da Cider and his party are here!
**[04:14] cid**
Hey! Hey! Hey!
**[04:16] hebi**
It's so cold, I want to hibernate.
**[04:19] par**
There's nobody here...
I'm having serious doubts!
**[04:22] lam**
Are you sure this is the right place?
**[04:24] cac**
Yes... that's what it says.
**[04:26] cid**
It's creepy here, though.
**[04:28] cid**
I can't shake the feeling
that someone's watching us.
**[04:34] cid**
Someone glue-my and raw-tten, perhaps.
**[04:39] hebi**
It fried the egg, jaan.
**[04:43] cid**
That's one hell of a thumbs down.
**[04:50] lam**
Da Cider! They started because
your pun was so bad!
**[04:53] cid**
Idiot! My puns are like a tall
wrestler's finishing move!
**[04:57] lam**
A tall wrestler? What are you talking about?
**[05:00] cid**
A tall wrestler would use a high
lariat! So my puns are hi-lariats!
**[05:07] lam**
That's not "hilarious" at all!
**[05:10] par**
This is no time to be
fighting! I have doubts!
**[05:26] lam**
Ow, ow!
**[05:30] lam**
Everyone okay in here?
**[05:32] par**
That hurt...
**[05:34] cid**
What is this place?
**[05:36] hebi**
D-Darling!
**[05:44] cid**
Looks like someone was here before us.
**[05:46] pq**
I peed myself a little bit, chu!
**[05:49] cac**
They tried to discover the secrets
of this underground ruin,
**[05:51] cac**
and they ended up like this?
**[05:52] par**
Is this where it is, then?
**[05:54] lam**
The legendary gold?!
**[06:01] lam**
J-Just kidding.
**[06:07] par**
Why are they aiming only at Lamuness?
**[06:10] cac**
Could it be they really are
reacting to awful jokes?
**[06:19] pq**
Where are we going, chu?
**[06:21] lam**
I don't know! Listen to my DNA!
**[06:26] lam**
Going down!
**[06:28] drum**
Lamuness...
**[06:37] lam**
That hurt...
**[06:40] lam**
Where are we?
**[06:46] drum**
Lamuness.
**[06:48] lam**
PQ?
**[06:51] drum**
Lamuness.
**[06:52] ---**
H-Huh?
**[06:56] lam**
What is that?
**[07:10] lam**
A g-girl?
**[07:15] lam**
Hey, wait! Wait!
**[07:17] lam**
Hey, hey!
**[07:20] lam**
Ow!
**[07:22] lam**
H-Hey, get off me!
**[07:46] drum**
Lamuness...
**[07:51] drum**
Lamuness...
**[07:56] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[07:58] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:06] pq**
Where are we? Who am I?
**[08:11] pq**
Pikyu! I didn't see anything, chu!
**[08:17] lam**
Wh-Who are you?
**[08:19] drum**
I'm Drum!
**[08:20] lam**
Drum?
**[08:21] drum**
Lord Lamuness, I've been waiting for you!
**[08:23] lam**
You know me?
**[08:26] pq**
That's my master! You're so famous, chu!
**[08:29] lam**
Oh, is that it?
**[08:43] lam**
*What is this feeling?*
**[08:46] lam**
*My DNA is...*
**[08:49] lam**
*Could this be... my first love?*
**[09:07] pq**
Is this the kind of show this is now?
**[09:19] cac**
What is that?
**[09:20] par**
It just looks like a snowman...
**[09:23] cid**
What are you so scared of?
**[09:24] cid**
If it's just a snowman,
we can just walk past it.
**[09:28] hebi**
That's my darling! So brave, jaan.
**[09:35] cid**
No outsiders allowed, I guess.
**[09:37] hebi**
That snowman looks cute,
but he's a technician, jaan.
**[09:42] ac**
The fact that the snowman
is standing in our way
**[09:45] ac**
suggests that the hero chosen
by Water Baron must be here.
**[09:49] par**
Lamuness...
**[09:50] cac**
I'm sure he's fine!
**[09:52] par**
I'm sure you're right. Knowing him...
**[09:54] par**
He'll probably shout out, "Oh,
I almost died back there!"
**[09:59] par**
as he comes right back out to see us...
**[10:01] cid**
Don't worry!
**[10:03] cid**
Beginning today, I'm the sole hero.
**[10:05] cid**
Lamuness, your death won't be in vain.
**[10:08] par**
Don't just kill him!
**[10:09] ---**
Anger
**[10:15] cid**
Don't you mock me!
**[10:19] hebi**
That's no ordinary snowman, jaan!
**[10:22] cac**
It's strange for a snowman to
be moving in the first place.
**[10:33] lam**
Um... what to say...
**[10:37] lam**
I can't help but feel like we've met before.
**[10:41] drum**
I finally found you!
**[10:42] lam**
*What's going on with me? Why am I so excited?*
**[10:50] drum**
I can hear it.
**[10:53] drum**
The sound of your heartbeat.
**[11:16] pq**
Master! You're so mean, chu!
**[11:23] par**
V, V!
**[11:25] ---**
Pikyu!
**[11:27] lam**
Fire!
**[11:29] cid**
Laugh.
**[11:37] don**
A little longer... Just a little
longer, and Abram will revive.
**[11:41] don**
Dandy! Lip!
**[11:43] both**
Sir.
**[11:44] gen**
You understand, don't you?
**[11:46] dan**
Yes. We must find the last
Spirit Knight, Water Baron.
**[11:51] lip**
And the moment we do, Hero
Lamuness and his friends will die.
**[12:10] drum**
What is it?
**[12:10] lam**
Oh! Nothing.
**[12:13] drum**
I see.
**[12:15] lam**
*I can't just sit here saying nothing.*
**[12:18] lam**
*I need to say something clever.*
**[12:21] lam**
Hi! Isn't the weather just great?
**[12:24] lam**
*Not like that!*
**[12:26] ---**
Profound Learnings
**[12:26] lam**
Do you know why birds can land on
power lines without getting shocked?
**[12:30] lam**
Nobody cares!
**[12:39] lam**
Um! Hey! Ah!
**[12:44] drum**
How funny!
**[12:45] lam**
Hey! Don't tease me!
**[12:49] drum**
I'm sorry...
**[12:50] lam**
Um...
**[12:52] lam**
Uh, sorry! I didn't mean it like that.
**[12:55] lam**
Um, Drum?
**[12:59] drum**
Just kidding.
**[13:01] lam**
Why, you...
**[13:15] drum**
Lord Lamuness...
**[13:17] pq**
This is a show for kids!
**[13:22] par**
How long is it gonna chase us?!
**[13:25] cac**
Please, give us a break!
**[13:27] cid**
Hey! Quit it with the little attacks
and hit us with the big gun already!
**[13:30] hebi**
Yeah, jaan!
**[13:34] cid**
No way!
**[13:39] par**
A dead end?
**[13:41] par**
No way!
**[13:49] par**
This is too much!
**[13:52] par**
We're dead meat!
**[14:01] par**
Did it just save us?
**[14:05] cac**
It seems to be trying to say something.
**[14:11] cac**
Can it be... You're trying to guide us?
**[14:21] cid**
What's going on here?
**[14:22] cac**
I guess he was just trying
to guide us from the start.
**[14:27] cid**
But he attacked us, didn't he?
**[14:29] cac**
That's because we ran away! Right?
**[14:33] par**
I see! You were attacking to keep us
from going toward traps, right?
**[14:40] cid**
I see. You're meant to be a
guard dog against invaders,
**[14:43] cid**
but a guide for the chosen ones...
**[14:48] cac**
Which means that we're the chosen ones.
**[14:51] par**
Which means this place is...
**[14:54] cac**
What's the matter?
**[14:56] par**
Below?
**[14:57] par**
What's down below?
**[14:59] cid**
Looks like normal flooring to me...
**[15:02] cac**
I see! Thank you very much!
**[15:10] par**
This again?!
**[15:18] drum**
Lord Lamuness... I've been
waiting for you for so long.
**[15:23] drum**
I can't believe it isn't a dream...
**[15:25] lam**
Drum...
**[15:31] pq**
Stop it already, chu!
**[15:40] lam**
C-Can I...
**[15:45] lam**
Sure you can! Just do it!
**[15:48] lam**
If you don't do it, you're not a man!
**[15:51] lam**
Do you want to embarrass the
girl? Just plant one on her!
**[15:57] lam**
Yeah, do it!
**[15:58] lam**
Go, go, go!
**[16:11] lam**
Go!
**[16:14] lam**
Right now, my patience is totally cracking!
**[16:22] par**
That hurt!
**[16:24] cac**
The snowman took us to the place
where the chosen hero is—
**[16:29] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[16:31] cac**
Lamuness...
**[16:38] par**
Lamuness...
**[16:41] lam**
P-Parfait...
**[16:42] ---**
See ya!
**[16:43] lam**
Hey... um, you know...
**[16:49] lam**
Tea for you.
**[16:50] par**
Don't change the subject!
**[16:51] par**
Why was I even worried?!
**[16:53] pq**
Master, it's horrible, chu!
**[16:56] cac**
I am shocked!
**[16:57] cid**
You didn't even care how
we felt! You're awful!
**[17:01] hebi**
Terrible, jaan!
**[17:02] cid**
You're a failure as a hero!
**[17:04] cid**
You're garbage! You're a cockroach!
**[17:06] ---**
A cockroach!
**[17:08] par**
You're pissing me off!
**[17:10] cid**
But I do envy you...
**[17:15] drum**
It's coming!
**[17:22] lam**
Is it them?
**[17:23] drum**
Lord Lamuness, I'll protect you!
**[17:25] lam**
Huh? Drum!
**[17:47] par**
Who is this girl?
**[17:49] lam**
Drum?
**[17:51] lam**
Drum!
**[17:58] dan**
Hero Lamuness, show yourself!
**[18:01] lip**
Hide-and-seek is over!
**[18:03] lip**
Your macho big brother is gonna get you now.
**[18:09] drum**
Stop this!
**[18:10] drum**
I'll protect Lord Lamuness myself!
**[18:12] dan**
Fool! What can any human do?
**[18:15] lip**
Yeah! Go back to sucking
your mama's boobies, kid.
**[18:21] dan**
Lamuness. Don't you care what happens to her?
**[18:24] dan**
Come out at once!
**[18:26] drum**
Let me go!
**[18:27] lip**
Oh, are you sure that's what you want?
**[18:28] lip**
If I let you go, you die.
**[18:30] drum**
Let go, let go!
**[18:33] dan**
Absolutely not!
**[18:35] lip**
Oh, she's so feisty!
**[18:52] drum**
I'll protect Lord Lamuness!
**[19:02] lam**
Drum!
**[19:07] lam**
I'll... protect...
**[19:09] dan**
Impossible!
**[19:09] lip**
Who the heck are you?!
**[19:12] ---**
Get off, you little bug!
**[19:13] drum**
I'll protect him!
**[19:20] lam**
Drum!
**[19:27] dan**
Damn... How could this happen?
**[19:30] dan**
This isn't over!
**[19:32] lam**
Drum! Drum!
**[19:47] lam**
Drum!
**[19:48] drum**
I'm okay. I just overheated.
**[19:52] lam**
Overheated? Drum, are you...
**[19:55] cid**
Can it be...
**[19:56] cid**
She's an android?
**[19:58] drum**
I'll protect you from now on!
**[20:02] drum**
Oh, I'm so tired!
**[20:05] lam**
D-Drum!
**[20:08] pq**
She fell asleep, chu.
**[20:13] par**
So she was an android?
**[20:16] cac**
Just what is this city?
**[20:21] par**
What's wrong?
**[20:23] cac**
Look at this!
**[20:25] par**
"When those made in the image of
humanity combine their hearts,
**[20:30] par**
Spirit Knight Water Baron shall revive."
**[20:34] par**
"Those made in the image of humanity"?
**[20:37] par**
"Those", as in plural?
**[20:38] par**
You mean there are others?
**[20:48] both**
When those made in the image of
humanity combine their hearts,
**[20:54] both**
Spirit Knight Water Baron shall revive.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** I'm so glad I became a hero!
***SIGN*** At last, a spring wind blows over my heart!
***SIGN*** Drum! Cello! Trumpet!
***SIGN*** I've got so many to choose from!
***SIGN*** This place is paradise!
***SIGN*** I quit this whole adventure racket!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Love That Transcended Time!!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Love That Transcended Time!!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E9 - The Love That Transcended Time!!
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:50] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World and
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:55] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and now I'm heading for Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:05] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Love That Transcended Time!!
***SIGN*** The Love That Transcended Time!!
**[02:35] drum**
Eat up!
**[02:37] drum**
Pikyu?
**[02:37] lam**
Wh-What is this?
**[02:39] drum**
Go on, Lord Lamuness.
**[02:41] drum**
Dig in!
**[02:43] lam**
Is this all for me?
**[02:45] drum**
Yes!
**[02:46] drum**
It's my first time cooking, so
it might not be quite right...
**[02:50] drum**
I'm very sorry, Lord Lamuness.
**[02:51] lam**
C-Cute!
**[02:54] chero**
Lord Lamuness, Lord PQ.
**[02:56] chero**
I, Cello, made this myself.
**[03:00] chero**
Please, enjoy.
**[03:00] lam**
S-She's cute, too!
**[03:03] trum**
Eat your fill!
**[03:05] pq**
Pikyu! Hey, Trumpet, are you
sure we can eat all this?
**[03:10] lam**
H-Having these cute girls
cooking just for us...
**[03:15] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:16] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:18] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:20] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:26] lam**
Right now, my spring is totally in bloom!
**[03:30] lam**
Let's eat!
**[03:36] lam**
Delicious!
**[03:44] pq**
Oh, Master. I just knew you'd
be a ladies' man someday, chu.
**[03:51] lam**
Still, I don't know how long I'll
hold out against three of them!
**[03:59] par**
Lamuness...
**[04:03] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[04:08] cid**
This is na... na...
**[04:10] cid**
Natto-tally unacceptable!
**[04:13] cid**
Why does Lamuness get
waited on hand and foot,
**[04:15] cid**
while we have to eat cold rice in a corner?!
**[04:20] cac**
Oh? Should I warm it up with some hot tea?
**[04:24] hebi**
That's not the problem, jaan!
**[04:26] hebi**
He's asking why that little perv
gets all the attention, jaan!
**[04:31] cac**
Well, those androids appear to function
on the same psychological wavelength.
**[04:37] cid**
Psychological wavelength?
**[04:39] cac**
Yes, in other words...
**[04:40] cac**
Drum's consciousness is connected
to that of Cello and Trumpet.
**[04:46] cac**
Thus, this is the result.
**[04:49] cid**
Anyway, I've had it! Dai-kon't
take this anymore!
**[04:57] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[04:59] lam**
Wh-What?
**[05:01] cid**
Share one of them with me.
**[05:04] lam**
No.
**[05:06] cid**
You prick... You already have three of them!
**[05:09] cid**
Aren't you ashamed to call yourself a hero?
**[05:12] hebi**
Darling, what are you talking about, jaan?
**[05:13] cid**
Wait, I don't mean that. Um...
**[05:17] cid**
We don't have time to sit here
flirting with women, Lamuness!
**[05:21] hebi**
Yes, jaan! That's the argument, jaan!
**[05:24] cid**
I thought we were on a mission, here.
**[05:27] cid**
Damn you! Have you forgotten
your mission as a hero?
**[05:30] lam**
Boy, oh boy. The least popular among
us are also the loudest, I see.
**[05:34] pq**
He's letting his jealousy
get to him. Sad, isn't it?
**[05:39] lam**
Well, you leave me no choice!
**[05:41] lam**
Since Da Cider is a fake hero who
can't do anything by himself!
**[05:45] cid**
F-Fake hero?!
**[05:47] lam**
I, the true hero Lamuness, will
have to rise to the occasion!
**[05:52] cid**
True hero?!
**[05:57] cid**
Hey, hey!
**[05:59] cid**
Lamuness is the true hero!
***SIGN*** Da Cider
**[06:02] ---**
Give a dog a bad name and hang him!
***SIGN*** Hey!
***SIGN*** Da Cider
***SIGN*** I'm fake, yes, so fake!
**[06:07] ---**
Give a dog a bad name and hang him!
***SIGN*** Hey, hey!
**[06:09] hebi**
Darling! Get a grip, jaan!
**[06:13] drum**
Lord Lamuness... are you leaving?
**[06:16] lam**
You must understand, Drum.
**[06:18] lam**
This is part of the sad fate of the hero.
**[06:21] lam**
I must go, to prevent the
revival of Evil God Abram!
**[06:25] lam**
Abram?
**[06:26] lam**
Abram?
**[06:27] lam**
Abram?
**[06:30] lam**
W-What's going on?
**[06:32] drum**
That's all the more reason you can't go!
**[06:35] drum**
Please, don't go!
**[06:37] drum**
I'm asking you, too!
**[06:39] drum**
Don't go!
**[06:40] lam**
You all care about me that much?
**[06:45] lam**
Right now, my heart is totally soaring!
**[06:49] lam**
Well, I won't go, then!
**[06:52] all**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:54] lam**
Now that I think about it, we haven't
even found the final Spirit Knight,
**[06:58] lam**
so I'll just stay here until they show up!
**[07:01] pq**
Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
**[07:03] pq**
Sometimes it's nice to get away from
those annoying girls and recharge, chu!
**[07:07] par**
Annoying... girls?
**[07:09] lam**
My DNA is also telling me to
get to know these girls better!
**[07:20] par**
I have had...
**[07:21] par**
quite enough!
**[07:27] cid**
Well, this could be interesting.
**[07:33] cid**
Go on. Give it all you've got.
**[07:36] par**
Lamuness...
**[07:39] lam**
W-Wait a minute, Parfait!
**[07:46] par**
I have doubts!
**[07:47] par**
Is he actually ready to act like a hero?
I have many, many, many doubts!
**[07:53] cac**
I wonder if it's all right to
leave Lord Lamuness there...
**[07:59] par**
Forget Lamuness!
**[08:01] par**
If he wants to stay with those girls so
badly, let him stay with them forever!
**[08:06] par**
But...
**[08:07] par**
"When those made in the image of
humanity combine their hearts,
**[08:12] par**
Spirit Knight Water Baron shall revive."
**[08:15] par**
If the phrase "those made
in the image of humanity"
**[08:18] par**
refers to Drum and the other androids...
**[08:23] par**
Hmph! Who cares about that?
**[08:26] par**
I can find the Spirit Knight
without those girls' help!
**[08:32] par**
*I'm a priestess of the hero, after all...*
**[08:36] par**
*But...*
**[08:37] par**
Stupid Lamuness.. Stupid
Lamuness... I hate him!
**[08:41] hebi**
Hysterical girl, version two!
**[08:43] hebi**
There's nothing sadder than
a chick who can't be honest, jaan.
**[08:47] cid**
Totally.
**[08:52] par**
You stay out of this!
**[08:54] par**
You all... You all just mock me!
**[08:58] par**
Just leave me alone!
**[08:59] par**
Forget it, forget it...
**[09:01] par**
I don't care about Lamuness, the
Spirit Knights, or Evil God Abram!
**[09:05] par**
Don't care, don't care, don't care!
**[09:09] cac**
That is...
**[09:13] cac**
A Specter Knight!
**[09:16] dan**
There you are... friends of
the hero one, two, and three!
**[09:22] lip**
You won't get away from us this time!
**[09:24] dan**
Go, Focke-Wulf K1!
**[09:38] cid**
Parfait!
**[09:43] lam**
Tee-hee!
**[09:45] par**
Big trouble!
**[09:46] cac**
Indeed!
**[09:46] pq**
Yeah, chu!
**[09:47] lam**
My blood is blazing!
**[09:49] cid**
Natto is good for your health.
**[09:51] hebi**
Nat-totally.
**[09:52] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[10:42] ---**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:45] drum**
So cool!
**[10:45] drum**
Wow!
**[10:46] drum**
Amazing!
**[10:47] pq**
They like it, chu! They
really like it, Master!
**[10:51] lam**
Yes... It's easy, when you
have the power of a hero!
**[10:55] drum**
That's our Lord Lamuness!
**[10:57] drum**
The hero of heroes!
**[10:58] drum**
A god among men!
**[11:01] lam**
Oh, I'm not that great... or am I?
**[11:04] pq**
Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
**[11:16] dan**
Where have you gone, friends of the hero?
**[11:19] cid**
Damn them... Treating me like an add-on...
**[11:25] cac**
If only Lord Lamuness were here right now...
**[11:27] par**
What are you talking about?! Lamuness is on
cloud nine with those androids right now!
**[11:32] par**
He's to blame for everything!
**[11:34] cid**
That's right! He's
di*squar*ified from hero-dom!
***SIGN*** Yawn
***SIGN*** Disqualified -> Dis-square-ified
***SIGN*** Disquarified. Get it?
***SIGN*** Laugh, damn you! Laugh already!
**[11:48] dan**
Oh, there they are!
**[11:55] par**
You idiot!
**[11:56] cid**
Shut up!
**[12:00] dan**
You can't escape us!
**[12:17] cid**
Cacao!
**[12:24] hebi**
Darling! Keep pulling, jaan!
**[12:26] dan**
Finish them!
**[12:36] dan**
Victory! A victory for beauty itself!
**[12:40] lip**
What ecstasy!
**[12:46] lip**
We're falling! We're falling!
**[12:49] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:51] pq**
What's wrong, Master?
**[12:54] lam**
Well... I felt like someone was calling me.
**[12:57] pq**
Just your imagination, chu!
**[12:59] pq**
More importantly, let's find Da Cider and
**[13:01] pq**
take Drum and the others on a nice
fly in the sky with Kaiser Fire, chu!
**[13:06] lam**
Good idea!
**[13:09] lam**
Okay, let's head out on a sky adventure!
**[13:13] lam**
Pikyu!
**[13:26] par**
Stupid Lamuness...
**[13:31] par**
Stupid Lamuness...
**[13:37] par**
Stupid Lamuness...
**[13:45] par**
I hate you.
**[14:11] par**
W-Where am I?
**[14:31] par**
Is that...
**[14:33] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[14:36] par**
Lord Lamuness, it's dangerous!
**[14:37] ram**
Stay back!
**[14:38] ram**
I will slay that dark
thing even if it kills me!
**[14:43] or**
No! You mustn't!
**[14:45] or**
Please don't leave me, Lord Lamuness!
**[14:48] par**
Is that...
**[14:58] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[15:03] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[15:17] or**
Lord Lamuness...
**[15:19] lam**
No need to be sad.
**[15:23] lam**
Some day, I'll be reborn,
and we'll meet again.
**[15:26] lam**
I'll be a new hero then.
**[15:30] lam**
If your heart is eternal...
**[15:33] lam**
let that become our power as
you awaken the Spirit Knights.
**[15:37] lam**
That will surely light a sun of
peace to warm the sleeping land.
**[15:42] lam**
If your heart is eternal...
**[15:46] lam**
*If your heart is eternal...*
**[15:55] par**
Lamuness's crest.
**[15:57] par**
Then... was that...
**[16:00] par**
I see... That's where those girls came from.
**[16:03] cac**
They were trying desperately to
bond with the new hero Lamuness.
**[16:10] cid**
I'm such a sucker for stories like this!
**[16:14] hebi**
It's a touching story, jaan!
**[16:16] par**
You guys...
**[16:17] dan**
I see.
**[16:18] dan**
In other words, without those android
girls, you can't revive Water Baron?
**[16:24] lip**
What helpful information!
**[16:28] cid**
Why are they here, too?!
**[16:31] dan**
Now that we know that,
we don't need you anymore!
**[16:34] lip**
Bye-bye!
**[16:49] lam**
Darn it...
**[16:51] lam**
How far did those guys go?
**[16:55] lam**
What's that?
**[17:01] lam**
A Specter Knight!
**[17:03] dan**
Oh, great timing!
**[17:06] dan**
It seems even fate is on our side today.
**[17:09] dan**
Looks like I'm the goddess of victory!
**[17:13] drum**
Look out, Lord Lamuness!
**[17:16] dan**
Hey, hey! You can't escape us!
**[17:19] lim**
Don't run away, now.
**[17:28] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:29] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:34] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:34] cid**
What? Lamuness, you say?
**[17:38] lam**
Da Cider!
**[17:40] lam**
Drum, wait here!
**[17:42] lam**
Let me show you how strong
the hero Lamuness can be!
**[17:46] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:53] drum**
Lord Lamuness, don't go!
**[17:55] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:57] lam**
*You can't stop me. To live and
die for peace is a hero's fate.*
**[18:04] drum**
No! You can't!
**[18:06] drum**
How long will I have to wait
this time? Please, Master!
**[18:11] lam**
*If your heart is eternal,
then time is but a moment.*
**[18:15] lam**
*We'll meet again some day.*
**[18:16] drum**
I don't want that! This time,
we'll protect you, Master!
**[18:21] drum**
Master!
**[18:22] drum**
Master!
**[18:26] drum**
Master... Lord Lamuness!
**[18:29] cid**
You're late!
**[18:31] cid**
What the hell have you been doing?!
**[18:33] lam**
Okay, PQ! Let's call Kaiser Fire right now!
**[18:37] pq**
You already did, chu!
**[18:39] pq**
You left it at the girls' house.
**[18:42] lam**
Oh, right!
**[18:47] cid**
You moron!
**[18:50] pq**
It's your fault for trying to
impress those girls, Master!
**[18:54] lim**
Hey! It's not fair to turn on me like that!
**[18:57] cac**
This is not exactly the time!
**[18:59] par**
Lamuness, you idiot!
**[19:03] dan**
This is the end!
**[19:11] dan**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:15] drum**
Are you all right, Lord Lamuness?
**[19:17] drum**
Drum! Cello! Trumpet!
**[19:20] drum**
We'll protect you, Lord Lamuness!
**[19:24] dan**
Like moths to a flame.
**[19:26] dan**
But can androids withstand
attacks like these for long?
**[19:30] dan**
Surely not!
**[19:32] lam**
Don't do it! Run away, Drum!
**[19:34] drum**
Master, you risked your life to save us.
**[19:37] drum**
So this time, we'll protect you!
**[19:41] lam**
Drum!
**[19:43] lam**
Take this!
**[19:57] cel**
Lord Lamuness...
**[19:59] cel**
We will protect you!
**[20:08] drum**
I don't want the person
I love to leave again.
**[20:12] drum**
So... So...
**[20:21] lam**
Drum!
**[20:25] lam**
Drum!
**[20:33] dan**
We're still doing fine!
**[20:40] lam**
Say something, Drum!
**[20:48] lam**
Drum!
**[20:49] par**
Oh no...
**[20:51] cac**
It can't be...
**[20:52] lam**
Drum! Hey... you're kidding me!
**[20:57] lam**
Drum...
**[20:58] lam**
Drum!
**[21:00] lam**
Drum!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Right now, I'm feeling totally sad.
***SIGN*** Drum... you did this to protect me.
***SIGN*** Life without you is like a beef bowl without pickled ginger.
***SIGN*** Drum!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Love's Memory."
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Love's Memory
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E10 - Love's Memory
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3K3W4NR/loves-memory)
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:41] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and I'm heading for the Dimension
Castle where Don Genoci is.
**[02:04] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Love's Memory
***SIGN*** Love's Memory.
**[02:30] lam**
Drum...
**[02:39] lam**
No... No...
**[02:43] lam**
Saving me doesn't help anybody
if this is how it ends...
**[02:52] par**
Lamuness...
**[02:53] par**
Lord Lamuness...
**[02:55] hebi**
It's a truly tragic love, jaan!
**[02:58] cid**
I really am a sucker for this kinda thing!
**[03:01] hebi**
Darling, it's so sad!
**[03:07] lam**
I'm feeling... I'm feeling... totally sad...
**[03:17] lam**
Drum...
**[03:21] lam**
Dammit!
**[03:22] par**
Lamuness!
**[03:28] par**
Pikyu?
**[03:44] lam**
Drum!
**[03:58] gen**
It's almost time... Evil God
Abram's revival is imminent!
**[04:05] gen**
Dandy, Lip.
**[04:08] gen**
Your hard work has prevented the
revival of the final Spirit Knight.
**[04:14] gen**
It's time to finish off the hero Lamuness!
**[04:16] gen**
Go!
**[04:18] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[04:20] lip**
This feels very serious!
**[04:22] dan**
I suppose things can conspire
in our favor at times.
**[04:26] lip**
If Evil God Abram revives, we'll get
to be his official evil commanders!
**[04:32] dan**
That's right! The fun's just getting started!
**[04:56] caca**
Drum...
**[04:57] pq**
Isn't it sad, chu?
**[05:02] cid**
Farewell, warrior of love.
**[05:06] hebi**
Darling, boys don't cry, jaan!
**[05:09] cid**
Who wouldn't cry at a time like this?
**[05:11] hebi**
Darling, when you cry, I wanna cry too!
**[05:49] cac**
What's going on?
**[05:49] cac**
Pikyu?
**[06:19] par**
Lamuness...
**[06:22] par**
Lamuness, let's go.
**[06:27] ---**
Lamuness.
**[06:30] par**
What good is it for you
to mope around here?!
**[06:33] par**
We have things to do... don't we?
**[06:39] lam**
If you want to go, then go.
**[06:42] par**
Lamuness...
**[06:43] lam**
Drum ended up that way because
she tried to save me.
**[06:47] lam**
I'm staying here!
**[06:49] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:51] lam**
How can I leave her now?
**[06:55] par**
Lamuness...
**[07:00] par**
How full of yourself can you get?!
**[07:02] par**
That's all the more reason we have to go!
**[07:05] par**
The one Drum gave her life to
protect was the hero Lamuness!
**[07:11] par**
Please! As much for Drum's sake... Lamuness!
**[07:16] lam**
I can't. A failed hero who can't even save
one girl can't possibly save the world.
**[07:23] par**
Lamuness...
**[07:28] par**
Lamuness, you jerk!
**[07:30] pq**
Master! Emergency—
**[07:32] pq**
That hurt, chu!
**[07:34] par**
I hate you, Lamuness!
**[07:37] par**
Drum didn't spend 5,000 years
waiting for a coward like you!
**[07:42] par**
Why can't you understand
how a woman feels?!
**[07:46] lam**
Compared to the ache in my heart,
this pain feels like nothing!
**[07:50] pq**
That's because *I'm* the one in pain, chu!
**[07:53] pq**
We don't have time for
this right now! Drum is...
**[08:09] par**
Wh-What's happening?
**[08:16] lam**
Drum...
**[08:19] cel**
I am Cello, and Drum.
**[08:21] trum**
I am Drum, and Trumpet.
**[08:24] lam**
Cello? Trumpet?
**[08:26] lam**
What's going on here?
**[08:27] cel**
We are androids born from one girl's
heart five thousand years ago.
**[08:57] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[09:01] trum**
We are disciples of the new hero, whom we
did not know when we would meet again...
**[09:05] cel**
And as the activation core for
Spirit Knight Water Baron...
**[09:10] trum**
As our single heart divided into three,
**[09:13] trum**
we entered a deep sleep.
**[09:21] lam**
Drum...
**[09:22] cel**
It was all to prepare for
unforeseen circumstances.
**[09:27] cel**
We are three in one.
**[09:28] trum**
As long as any one of us is all right,
our system data can be restored.
**[09:34] lam**
Then Drum is...
**[09:38] cid**
What?!
**[09:49] dan**
We just knew you'd be here!
**[09:52] lip**
Be good children
and come out, okay?
**[09:58] lam**
Damn! It's them again!
**[10:00] cel**
756.32 seconds required for reactivation.
**[10:06] trum**
But if damage is taken in that time,
there is a chance of system failure.
**[10:10] lam**
What?!
**[10:12] lam**
Uh-oh!
**[10:13] par**
Don't change that channel!
**[10:14] pq**
Watch, okay?
**[10:16] lam**
Go!
**[10:18] cid**
Send us your puns.
**[10:19] hebi**
Go for it!
**[10:21] cel**
756.32 seconds required for reactivation.
**[10:26] trum**
But if damage is taken in that time,
there is a chance of system failure.
**[10:30] lam**
What?!
**[10:41] dan**
Not going to come out, eh?
**[10:43] lip**
We'll just have to send them
a few more missile friends!
**[10:56] cel**
728.41 seconds required for system revival.
**[11:02] trum**
There is a danger of system failure.
**[11:05] lam**
We won't let that happen! Da Cider!
**[11:08] cid**
You got it, Lamuness!
**[11:18] both**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[12:27] dan**
There you are, Kaiser Fire...
**[12:29] dan**
Let me show you the power
of our Junkers VQ!
**[12:36] lam**
I don't think so!
**[12:46] lam**
Oh, no!
**[12:50] cid**
There's more! Dodge them, Lamuness!
**[12:58] lam**
Drum...
**[13:06] cid**
You idiot! What are you doing, Lamuness?!
**[13:08] lam**
We can't move! Drum's in that temple!
**[13:11] lam**
I... I have to protect her!
**[13:26] par**
Lamuness...
**[13:27] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:31] aka**
Lamuness is in trouble! Let's go, Momokaze!
**[13:33] momo**
Okay, Akakaze! But...
**[13:36] momo**
Let's warm ourselves up a little more first.
**[13:38] aka**
Good idea...
**[13:41] aka**
Why is it so cold here?
**[13:43] momo**
The stove ran out of kerosene!
**[13:46] momo**
Akakaze, go add some!
**[13:47] aka**
Why me? No way!
**[13:53] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[13:55] cid**
Hurry up and move Kaiser Fire already!
**[13:58] lam**
No!
**[14:00] lam**
Drum risked her life to save me!
**[14:03] lam**
This time, I'm going to protect her!
**[14:15] dan**
Shoot, shoot, keep shooting!
**[14:17] lip**
It feels so good!
**[14:28] pq**
Master... you're ready to die for this, huh?
**[14:30] cid**
No way... Lamuness, my friend!
**[14:33] cid**
You're not serious, are you?
**[14:36] cid**
N-No! I'm getting outta here!
**[14:40] cid**
Please, let me out of here!
**[14:43] cid**
Lamuness!
**[14:45] PQ**
Master, seeing you prepared to throw
your life away for the one you love...
**[14:50] PQ**
I'm so impressed, chu!
**[14:51] PQ**
That's what makes you a hero, chu!
**[14:54] PQ**
I'll stay with you forever, chu!
**[14:57] PQ**
Oh, I know! I'll go see how your
beloved Drum is doing, chu!
**[15:02] hebi**
You can't get out of this that easily, jaan!
**[15:06] pq**
Please, spare me, chu!
**[15:20] par**
Lamuness!
**[15:21] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[15:23] par**
Stop it, Lamuness!
**[15:24] par**
If you push it any further,
you really will die!
**[15:27] par**
Lamuness!
**[15:37] cid**
I don't wanna die here!
**[15:40] pq**
I'm gonna wet myself, chu!
**[15:42] lam**
*Parfait... it's true that
I was being pathetic.*
**[15:46] lam**
*But that's why... That's why this
time, I have to protect Drum.*
**[15:51] lam**
*I'm gonna show her I feel the same way!*
**[16:07] cid**
I think we're finished now...
**[16:09] pq**
I wet myself, chu.
**[16:24] cid**
We did it! At last, we are victorious!
**[16:28] lip**
Now, let's finish them!
**[16:33] lam**
Drum!
**[16:35] drum**
Lamuness...
**[16:46] par**
What?
**[17:29] dan**
What?!
**[17:34] drum**
Don't be mean to Lord Lamuness!
**[17:37] lam**
That voice...
**[17:45] lam**
Lord Lamuness...
**[17:46] lam**
We will...
**[17:47] lam**
...protect you!
**[17:52] lam**
Drum, Cello, Trumpet...
**[18:08] dan**
Damn... Fire the VQ Missiles!
**[18:11] lip**
U-Uh, we already fired all our missiles!
**[18:16] dan**
Oh my god!
**[18:25] drum**
*Baron!*
**[18:26] drum**
*Water!*
**[18:27] drum**
*Attack!*
**[18:53] dan**
How could this be?
**[18:54] dan**
For the final Spirit Knight to appear...
**[18:58] lip**
What are we gonna do about it?!
**[19:00] dan**
Curse you, Hero Lamuness!
**[19:02] dan**
You haven't won yet!
**[19:21] lam**
Drum...
**[19:34] drum**
You really are going, Lord Lamuness?
**[19:39] cel**
We would go with you if we could...
**[19:44] trum**
But we were programmed
to protect the Anan zone.
**[19:49] drum**
Lord Lamuness...
**[19:52] lam**
Drum...
**[19:57] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:59] pq**
That's youth for you, chu!
**[20:00] cid**
I smell love in the air.
**[20:03] hebi**
Totally, jaan!
**[20:05] drum**
Lord Lamuness, take this.
**[20:07] lam**
What's that?
**[20:08] drum**
If anything should happen to you, ring it.
**[20:12] drum**
We'll come flying to protect
you from wherever we are.
**[20:17] lam**
Drum...
**[20:18] drum**
No matter what, we will...
we will come to you.
**[20:26] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[20:28] drum**
Lamuness!
**[20:29] hebi**
Nice one, jaan.
**[20:31] cac**
How could you?!
**[20:32] cac**
Oh...
**[20:33] cid**
Ditto.
**[20:51] drum**
*Lord Lamuness... I'll wait for you forever.*
**[20:56] drum**
*Until you ring that bell...*
**[20:59] drum**
*Forever and ever...*
**[21:03] drum**
*Even if it takes 1,000 years...*
**[21:05] drum**
*5,000 years, even!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** At last, we reach the home of the hero!
***SIGN*** The country of the hero!
***SIGN*** The hero's backyard!
***SIGN*** The Harahara Zone!
***SIGN*** We're back, everyone!
***SIGN*** The hero Lamuness is back!
***SIGN*** Hey, what are you glaring at me like that for?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Uncertain Hero!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Uncertain Hero
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E11 - The Uncertain Hero
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:57] lam**
Well, I became the third hero Lamuness,
**[02:00] lam**
and I'm heading for Don
Genoci's Dimension Castle.
**[02:04] lam**
I guess I'll just have to give it my best!
**[02:08] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Uncertain Hero
***SIGN*** The Uncertain Hero!
**[03:06] don**
How magnificent!
**[03:08] don**
This is the power of Evil
God Abram's dark palace!
**[03:11] don**
Evil God Abram's revival draws near!
**[03:18] don**
I will permit no more failures.
**[03:20] don**
You must bury the hero!
**[03:23] don**
Understood?
**[03:26] dan**
My muscles are feeling nice today!
**[03:29] lip**
Lovely body!
**[03:33] ---**
Dynamite!
**[03:35] don**
Is that understood?!
**[03:37] both**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[03:58] cid**
At last, we're back.
**[03:59] cid**
I shall return, Harahara Zone!
**[04:02] par**
Okay, Lamuness! Let's go!
**[04:04] lam**
Yeah! Right now, I'm feeling totally...
**[04:10] lam**
Hungry.
**[04:17] pq**
How pathetic, chu.
**[04:28] par**
What's with these statues?
**[04:30] cac**
I don't know. I've never seen them before.
**[04:32] lam**
Let's forget that for now and
grab some chow, chow, chow!
**[04:36] cid**
Chow, chow, chow, lu*chow*dor!
**[04:39] lam**
That's sumo.
**[04:43] lam**
Let's eat!
**[04:47] par**
I have doubts.
**[04:50] lam**
Chow, chow, chow, chow, chow!
**[04:53] cid**
The heroes are back!
**[04:55] cid**
Bring out the food!
**[04:58] cid**
Hero?
**[05:00] cid**
Hero, he says?
**[05:03] cid**
The great hero?
**[05:05] cid**
The hero!
**[05:06] cid**
It's the hero Lamuness!
**[05:08] cid**
Da Cider's there, too!
**[05:10] lam**
We really are popular, huh?
**[05:12] cid**
This is our home town, after all!
**[05:14] lam**
I bet the cute girls will love us, too!
**[05:16] cid**
We're in for a treat!
**[05:23] lam**
I-I choose the second one from the right!
**[05:26] cid**
No way! She's mine!
**[05:28] girls**
Great hero!
**[05:30] girls**
Die!
**[05:33] cid**
What?
**[05:34] man**
String up that Lamuness!
**[05:36] boy**
Make Da Cider pay!
**[05:38] man**
Bring out the guillotine!
**[05:40] boy**
The firing squad!
**[05:46] lam**
What's going on here?!
**[05:48] cid**
I've got no idea either!
***SIGN*** Dummy
***SIGN*** Scum
***SIGN*** Idiot Stupid Scum Die!!
**[06:08] lam**
What's going on here?!
**[06:09] lam**
W-We're heroes, y'know!
**[06:11] pq**
Yeah! He might be a stupid, ignorant
glutton, but my master is a hero, chu!
**[06:16] pq**
He's a lousy one, but he's a hero, chu!
**[06:19] lam**
What did you say? What did you say?!
**[06:22] ---**
I'm stretched out!
**[06:29] cid**
L-Leave this to me...
**[06:32] cid**
Gentlemen! Let's talk this out.
**[06:34] cid**
If you'll calm down, I'm sure we can...
**[06:36] cid**
...eggsplain.
**[06:48] lip**
Uh-oh!
**[06:49] all**
Kill him!
**[06:51] cid**
Damn you all... laugh!
**[07:00] both**
L-Lamuness!
**[07:07] par**
What did you do?!
**[07:09] lam**
I didn't do anything!
***SIGN*** No Dogs, Cats, or Lamunesses inside the store
***SIGN*** Fire Hazard Lamuness Hazard
***SIGN*** Throw out Da Ciders on recyclables day
***SIGN*** Hero Eradication Awareness Week
**[07:21] lam**
Why? Why is this happening?!
**[07:24] lam**
It's a nightmare! It's a trick!
**[07:26] lam**
It's a scam!
**[07:32] par**
What's wrong with them all?
**[07:35] cac**
What is that?
**[07:41] hebi**
Let's escape this way, jaan!
**[07:53] lam**
Shh! Okay?
**[07:57] kid**
They're over here!
**[08:09] lam**
Everyone... grab on to me!
**[08:11] lam**
Jets to full!
**[08:12] lam**
Go!
**[08:20] cid**
K-Keep fighting, Lamuness!
**[08:21] par**
Are you a hero or not?
**[08:22] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:25] lam**
I just can't do it!
**[08:27] cid**
Idiot!
**[08:36] dan**
Do you see the power of
Lord Don Genoci's Hyper
**[08:40] dan**
CD-ROM Capable Control Anyone Machine?
**[08:43] lip**
The people of the city are all
puppets of Don Genoci...
**[08:47] lip**
They'll hate those stupid heroes!
***SIGN*** Welcome, Heroes! -The People of Arara
***SIGN*** Weekly Heroes
**[08:57] ---**
Oversized Garbage Here
**[09:04] cid**
Eggplant... Eggs...
**[09:09] lam**
Dammit...
**[09:28] lam**
Gross! What are you doing, you jerk?
**[09:35] lam**
Dammit! What a bunch of jerks...
**[09:38] cid**
That's it! "Eggsplaint"
was too much of a reach.
**[09:41] cid**
I should have made a play with "ap*pear*ent!"
**[09:44] lam**
That had nothing to do with it!
**[09:47] cid**
What was that, you brat?!
**[09:50] lam**
It's your fault!
**[09:52] lam**
No one's gonna believe in heroes with
a pun-spouting old man like you around!
**[09:56] cid**
Shut up, kid! It's your stupid
face that's to blame for this!
**[10:00] lam**
No, it's because your feet stink!
**[10:01] cid**
It's because you're a snot-nosed brat!
**[10:06] par**
Stop it!
**[10:09] par**
Listen to you two, jabbering
on about nothing!
**[10:11] par**
You call yourselves heroes?
**[10:14] lam**
But...
**[10:15] par**
I have so many doubts right now.
**[10:17] par**
You dummy, dummy, dummy,
dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
**[10:22] lam**
I quit, then!
**[10:25] lam**
I can't keep this up!
**[10:27] lam**
I work so hard, then I get told
"go home" and "die" and stuff.
**[10:31] lam**
And at the end of it all I'm
thrown out with the garbage!
**[10:34] par**
Well...
**[10:37] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[10:39] par**
Come on, Lamuness!
**[10:40] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:43] par**
Come on, Lamuness! You've got to be kidding!
**[10:47] par**
Lamuness...
**[10:56] par**
What?
**[11:03] lam**
So long!
**[11:05] par**
What'll we do?
**[11:06] pq**
Seriously, chu!
**[11:07] pq**
Oh, dear.
**[11:08] lam**
What's going on here?
**[11:10] cid**
Don't feed autumn eggplant...
**[11:12] hebi**
...to your daughter-in-law.
**[11:32] all**
Beautiful! Beautiful!
**[11:34] all**
Fight, fight, muscle!
**[11:37] all**
Lovely! Lovely! Lovely Lip!
**[11:40] all**
Dynamite! Dynamite body!
**[11:44] dan**
Everyone... you want us to beat the heroes?
**[11:48] all**
Yeah!
**[11:52] lip**
And how far would you go for Don Genoci?
**[11:55] all**
We'd die!
**[11:58] dan**
You hear that, heroes?
**[12:00] dan**
Everyone hates you!
**[12:03] lip**
Give up and come out already!
**[12:06] dan**
And if you refuse to come out...
**[12:08] lip**
We'll smoke you out!
**[12:25] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:26] lam**
Leave me alone!
**[12:27] pq**
Master!
**[12:29] lam**
Shut up!
**[12:30] cid**
Are you serious about this?
**[12:32] lam**
I sure am!
**[12:33] cid**
Well, that's just great!
**[12:35] cid**
Now I'm the one and only official hero!
**[12:38] hebi**
Yeah! You go, jaan!
**[12:40] cid**
Kaiser Fire, let's go!
**[12:42] cid**
What's wrong?
**[12:44] hebi**
You can't move Kaiser Fire on your own, jaan!
**[12:47] cid**
Argh! Bummer.
**[12:49] hebi**
What'll we do, darling?
**[12:52] cid**
That's nothing! A true hero
will never be dissuaded!
**[12:55] cid**
I'll show you my true power!
**[12:57] cid**
Take this!
**[13:14] par**
Hand it over!
**[13:16] par**
The CD! I'll pilot Kaiser Fire!
**[13:19] lam**
There's no way you could pilot it!
**[13:21] par**
Shut up!
**[13:23] par**
I won't be lectured by someone
who *could* do it but refuses to!
**[13:26] par**
You became a hero so people
would praise you, is that it?
**[13:29] par**
You won't fight unless you get
a big welcome party, is that it?
**[13:32] lam**
W-Well...
**[13:33] par**
If you... If we don't do this,
the world will be destroyed.
**[13:38] par**
It's not exactly the time
to be sulking! Right?
**[13:43] lam**
Parfait...
**[13:46] par**
Wouldn't Mito and Drum be ashamed of you?
**[13:50] par**
Dummy, dummy, dummy! Big dummy!
**[13:52] par**
Give it to me! Give me the CD!
**[13:55] par**
Hand it over!
**[13:59] par**
Dummy!
**[14:06] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[14:15] par**
Lamuness, you dummy...
**[14:17] par**
Dummy, dummy!
**[14:24] lam**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[14:29] cid**
Okay!
**[14:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[15:42] cid**
Lamuness! I thought you
quit the hero business!
**[15:45] lam**
I take it all back!
**[15:47] cid**
What? You can't do that!
**[15:50] lam**
Let's go!
**[15:55] dan**
There they are!
**[15:56] lip**
Time to employ our ace in the hole!
**[16:09] cac**
Parfait!
**[16:19] lam**
Parfait!
**[16:20] pq**
Pikyu!
**[16:22] cid**
W-What are they doing?
**[16:24] hebi**
That's a dirty trick, jaan!
**[16:26] dan**
Now for the public execution!
**[16:32] par**
Stop it! Please, stop this!
**[16:35] lam**
Dammit!
**[16:36] cid**
What are we supposed to do?
**[16:41] lip**
Tingle, tingle, tingle!
**[16:46] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:47] par**
Power up!
**[16:51] par**
Lamuness! Don't worry about me!
**[16:54] par**
Just beat the Specter Knight!
**[16:56] lam**
D-Don't be stupid!
**[16:59] par**
I'm a priestess of the
Kirakira Spirit World!
**[17:02] par**
I'll gladly give my life for the hero!
**[17:05] lam**
I can't do that...
**[17:07] lam**
You know I can't do that!
**[17:11] par**
Thousands of lives... Dokidoki Space...
**[17:14] par**
They're all riding on you!
**[17:19] par**
What are you doing?
**[17:20] par**
Fight! Fight!
**[17:22] par**
You're a hero, aren't you?!
**[17:25] par**
Dummy!
**[17:29] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:30] dan**
Finish them!
**[17:33] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:45] lip**
You know that if you try anything, you'll
just be hurting the people of Arara!
**[17:51] lam**
I won't...!
**[17:57] lam**
I won't hesitate anymore!
**[17:58] lam**
As a hero... As a man, I'll destroy you!
**[18:02] pq**
Master? You can't mean...
**[18:08] par**
Lamuness!
**[18:10] cid**
Hey, are you serious?
**[18:12] lam**
It's for the world!
**[18:13] hebi**
He's serious, jaan!
**[18:16] cid**
Well, don't blame me!
**[18:17] cid**
This is all on your head.
**[18:31] dan**
Not good, not good, not good, not good!
**[18:34] lip**
Really, really, really, really!
**[18:35] lam**
Parfait!
**[18:38] par**
*Lamuness!*
**[18:53] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:13] par**
*Lamuness... win!*
**[19:15] par**
*You have to win!*
**[19:18] both**
A-Abandon ship!
**[19:29] both**
No way!
**[19:35] dan**
This can't be!
**[19:37] lip**
The usual pattern again?!
**[19:57] lam**
That really took it out of me.
**[19:59] pq**
Master, did you plan that
from the start, chu?
**[20:02] lam**
Of course I did! I'm a hero!
**[20:05] cid**
So it wasn't just a coincidence?
**[20:06] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:08] par**
You really are a real hero, huh?
**[20:12] lam**
Cacao! Cacao!
**[20:16] cac**
Lord Lamuness?
**[20:18] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:20] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:22] lam**
Parfait!
**[20:23] cac**
Parfait!
**[20:24] lam**
Okay! Time to head for
the Dimension Castle!
**[20:32] cid**
They're utterly worthless.
**[20:34] cid**
But, filthy heroes... don't
assume you've won just yet.
**[20:58] cac**
We're here.
**[21:00] par**
So that's the Dimension Castle?
**[21:02] cid**
About time, eh?
**[21:03] lam**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** We've arrived at the enemy base, Dimension Castle!
***SIGN*** Everyone... watch Hero Lamuness's blood-blazing battle!
***SIGN*** I'm gonna beat Abram...
***SIGN*** His traps can't beat me!
***SIGN*** Even if it kills me...
***SIGN*** Huh? A field of flowers?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E12 - The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
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**[01:33] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:38] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:52] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
I, the third Lamuness, am finally invading
the enemy fortress, the Dimension Castle.
**[02:04] lam**
Time for the protagonist to show his stuff!
**[02:09] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:14] lam**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
***SIGN*** The Showdown at Dimension Castle!!
**[02:40] lam**
Let's head for Dimension Castle!
**[02:43] cid**
Wait for us, Don Genoci!
**[02:47] cid**
*And... Lesqua.*
**[03:22] lam**
Hey!
**[03:23] lam**
It'll take more than this to take us down!
**[03:26] lam**
My DNA is on fire!
**[03:31] lam**
We're going in!
**[03:32] cid**
Yeah!
**[03:55] pq**
I've got a bad feeling about this, chu.
**[03:57] hebi**
Kind of a creepy place, jaan.
**[03:59] par**
It's so dark and eerie...
**[04:01] cac**
Look there!
**[04:04] pq**
I'm scared, chu!
**[04:20] lam**
Darn you!
**[04:33] par**
No!
**[04:34] cac**
The walls are closing in!
**[04:36] cid**
Lamuness! Hurry!
**[04:45] pq**
Master! Look up ahead, chu!
**[04:47] lam**
What?!
**[04:54] lam**
Da Cider! Let's use the Kaiser Fiblade!
**[04:58] cid**
Right!
**[04:58] hebi**
Starting with the finisher, jaan?
**[05:03] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[05:04] lam**
Get down and run!
**[05:15] lam**
Let's go!
**[05:29] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[05:57] lam**
Okay, let's go!
**[06:09] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[06:12] don**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[06:19] don**
Soon. Very soon!
**[06:22] don**
Evil God Abram will revive, and the
world will be wreathed in darkness!
**[06:27] don**
Our world will be revived, and this
world's hellish torment will begin anew!
**[06:38] dan**
L-Lord Don Genoci!
**[06:40] dan**
They're... Lamuness is
in the Dimension Castle!
**[06:46] don**
That's due to your
repeated failures, isn't it?
**[06:52] don**
Well, it matters little.
**[06:54] don**
Soon, there will be no
need to defeat Lamuness.
**[06:58] don**
Once Evil God Abram is
revived, everything will end!
**[07:31] lam**
We're still not done?!
**[07:32] lam**
I'm sick of dealing with these grunts!
**[07:34] pq**
According to my calculations, we'll be in
the center of the Castle soon, chu!
**[07:38] cid**
We'll finally get to meet
the enemy boss in person!
**[07:41] hebi**
I'm getting excited, jaan!
**[07:45] par**
I see light!
**[07:46] cac**
That must be where Don Genoci is!
**[07:49] lam**
Okay! We're going in!
**[08:00] pq**
Pikyu?
**[08:01] cid**
What?
**[08:02] hebi**
Jaan?
**[08:03] par**
What is this place?
**[08:17] lam**
What is this place?
**[08:19] lam**
A field of flowers?
**[08:20] pq**
This doesn't seem right...
It's so anticlimactic, chu.
**[08:25] cid**
Yes, this definitely *fields* fishy.
*Flower*fully so. Get it?
**[08:30] hebi**
Darling! You're on fire, jaan!
**[08:32] par**
This must be some kind of trap!
**[08:35] cac**
Look, there in the flower field!
**[08:41] lam**
Enemies?
**[08:42] pq**
Maybe, chu!
**[08:54] cid**
Is that...
**[09:02] cid**
Lesqua!
**[09:05] lam**
Who's that?
**[09:07] par**
That's Queen Cafe Au Lait
of the Kingdom of Arara
**[09:09] par**
and her little sister, Princess Cocoa.
**[09:11] pq**
Queen Cafe Au Lait is
Da Cider's girlfriend, chu!
**[09:15] lam**
Whoa, what weird taste!
**[09:16] cac**
Queen Cafe Au Lait, Princess Cocoa,
and their little sister Princess Milk
**[09:22] cac**
are the legendary Three Sacred Sisters.
**[09:24] lam**
Three Sacred Sisters?
**[09:26] par**
The three legendary sisters who
helped the first and second Lamuness
**[09:31] par**
to defeat Doom God Goburiki.
**[09:33] cac**
I can't believe I get to meet them!
**[09:36] cac**
I'm so... I'm so thrilled, I...
**[09:39] lam**
Look out!
**[09:42] lam**
But Princess Milk, you say?
**[09:44] lam**
She has the same name as my mom.
**[09:48] cid**
Lesqua.
**[09:49] cid**
You're safe. I was worried.
**[09:51] les**
Everyone, thank you so much.
**[09:53] les**
The battle is over now.
**[09:56] coc**
Thanks to you all, Evil God
Abram has been destroyed.
**[10:02] coc**
Now, come and join us, other hero.
**[10:07] coc**
Let us all hold a fun party together.
**[10:10] lam**
A party for us?
**[10:11] pq**
That's a sentence I've longed to hear, chu!
**[10:14] lam**
My DNA is telling me to go join them!
**[10:17] pq**
I'll go with you, chu!
**[10:21] par**
H-Hold it, Lamuness!
**[10:23] cac**
He's acting quite strange...
**[10:26] par**
The battle is over?
**[10:28] par**
I have major doubts about that!
**[10:35] cid**
Lesqua...
**[10:38] les**
Da Cider...
**[10:43] hebi**
Hey, fuggo! Can't believe
you're still alive, jaan!
**[10:45] hebi**
But Darling and I already—
**[10:51] cid**
Lesqua. I cried for you
on my pillow every night.
**[10:55] les**
Da Cider...
**[11:00] les**
Die.
**[11:03] lam**
Cocoa, baby!
**[11:07] coc**
Lamuness. I would like you to die.
**[11:13] par**
Lamuness!
**[11:14] cac**
Lord Da Cider!
**[11:16] lam**
What? What?
**[11:17] cid**
What's going on?
**[11:25] lam**
Wh-What the...
**[11:33] both**
You must die.
**[11:38] pq**
So they've shown their true faces at last.
**[11:41] pq**
I knew it was a trap from the start, chu!
**[11:44] lam**
You liar!
**[11:48] lam**
Trouble!
**[11:50] par**
The answer, after this!
**[11:51] pq**
Yeah, yeah!
**[11:53] lam**
Let's go, PQ!
**[11:55] pq**
Pikyu!
**[11:55] cid**
Hey, hey.
**[11:56] hebi**
Just some nonsense.
**[12:03] hebi**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[12:06] hebi**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[12:09] hebi**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[12:12] hebi**
Abra-kadabra, Abram!
**[12:20] don**
The dark aura of Evil God Abram is growing!
**[12:23] don**
His revival is near...
**[12:25] don**
Dokidoki Space will soon reach its end!
**[13:10] mito**
What's all this?
**[13:11] mito**
Is this the revival of the Evil God
Abram that Lamuness spoke of?
**[13:44] les**
Da Cider... die!
**[13:49] coc**
Lamuness! I must ask that
you prepare to die!
**[14:00] par**
What's going on here?
**[14:02] cac**
It must be brainwashing!
**[14:04] par**
Brainwashing?
**[14:04] pq**
Yeah, it's brainwashing. I knew
that from the start, chu!
**[14:10] par**
Hey, Cacao. What do we do?
**[14:12] par**
What should we do?!
**[14:14] cac**
The only way to cure brainwashing is...
**[14:17] par**
Is?
**[14:19] cac**
I don't know!
**[14:22] cac**
The easiest answer would be love, probably!
**[14:25] cac**
Lord Da Cider!
**[14:27] cac**
Please declare your love for Queen Cafe
Au Lait and remind her of who she is!
**[14:32] cid**
Leave it to me!
**[14:33] cid**
I've long been known as the hunter of love!
**[14:36] cid**
Lesqua!
**[14:38] cid**
Lesqua. Listen to me.
**[14:40] cid**
This year I've spent on
a journey by myself...
**[14:43] cid**
I never once forgot about you.
**[14:50] les**
Da Cider...
**[14:51] cid**
It's true that you're selfish,
disagreeable, greedy,
**[14:56] cid**
a little heavy on the makeup,
getting chubby in the thighs lately,
**[14:59] cid**
stupid, clumsy, and careless...
**[15:01] cid**
But despite all that, I—Huh?
**[15:05] les**
Da Cider...
**[15:07] les**
I am going to murder you!
**[15:12] par**
No use.
**[15:13] pq**
He's just a total idiot, chu.
**[15:16] lam**
Nice to meet you! I'm Lamuness!
**[15:19] lam**
Let's be friends and see where it goes!
**[15:21] par**
Hey! Who told you to confess your love, too?!
**[15:26] lam**
Well, my DNA was telling me to...
**[15:29] lam**
Right?
**[15:30] lam**
Huh?
**[15:31] coc**
Lamuness... I must ask you to die!
**[15:37] pq**
He really *is* stupid, chu.
**[15:39] par**
I have major doubts about this!
**[15:43] lam**
Da Cider! Do something!
**[15:45] cid**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[15:47] lam**
She's your girlfriend, right?!
**[15:49] cid**
That doesn't mean anything!
**[15:51] hebi**
Darling! We should be
prepared to kill her, jaan!
**[15:54] cid**
Idiot!
**[15:58] cid**
Ouch!
**[16:10] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:12] cac**
Lord Da Cider!
**[16:15] lam**
T-Time out a minute!
**[16:17] lam**
I gotta take a pee!
**[16:18] cid**
Hold on! We can explain!
**[16:19] cid**
Can't we talk?
**[16:22] both**
Please die!
**[16:23] lam**
Out in that big sky...
**[16:26] lam**
Out on that big ocean...
**[16:27] lam**
That song!
**[16:29] lam**
What adventures are awaiting us?
**[16:43] aka**
The white shadow that cuts through
darkness to strike down evil!
**[16:46] aka**
The masked hero, Akakaze appears!
**[16:51] momo**
The masked hero, Momokaze also appears!
**[16:57] both**
We're saved!
**[17:01] par**
This is pathetic.
**[17:02] pq**
Totally pathetic, chu!
**[17:04] aka**
Remember the days when
you fought with the
**[17:08] aka**
handsome second hero Lamuness
to defeat Doom God Goburiki!
**[17:11] aka**
Lesqua! Cocoa!
**[17:14] momo**
Led by the very cute and beautiful Milk,
**[17:18] momo**
the power of the Three Sacred Sisters is
used to seal evil, alongside the hero!
**[17:22] momo**
Now, seal your own evil!
**[17:24] les**
Da Cider. Die.
**[17:26] coco**
The hero really must die.
**[17:34] aka**
I see. Then you leave us no choice.
**[17:40] aka**
Take this!
**[17:50] aka**
Now, Momokaze!
**[17:56] aka**
The Three Sacred Sisters entreat you.
**[17:58] aka**
Release the power of good!
**[18:04] coc**
What is this feeling?
**[18:07] les**
It's so familiar...
**[18:13] par**
What's this? They're resonating?
**[18:15] cac**
Can it be... Akakaze and
Momokaze are really...
**[18:21] lam**
What's going on here?
**[18:34] cid**
Lesqua?
**[18:35] hebi**
Fuggo?
**[18:47] coc**
Oh dear, oh dear?
**[18:48] coc**
W-What have I been doing here, exactly?
**[18:57] les**
Da Cider! What are you doing here?
**[19:00] cid**
Hey now...
**[19:02] hebi**
I give up, jaan...
**[19:09] don**
At last, the Dimension
Clock has struck twelve!
**[19:13] don**
Evil God Abram will revive!
**[19:17] lam**
What's that bell?
**[19:20] cac**
That's the ringing of the Dimension Clock!
**[19:23] par**
Evil God Abram is reviving!
**[19:26] par**
What?!
**[19:37] mito**
Lamuness...
**[19:44] drum**
La... mu... ness...
**[19:51] don**
Evil God Abram will revive once more!
**[20:01] lam**
Are you Don Genoci?!
**[20:03] don**
Too late!
**[20:04] don**
You're too late, hero!
**[20:06] don**
Evil God Abram is reviving!
**[20:09] lam**
What?!
**[20:26] cac**
No way...
**[20:33] coc**
Is that...
**[20:35] les**
Can it be...
**[20:49] cid**
What?!
**[20:58] lam**
Is that...
**[21:01] lam**
Abram?
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** At last, Evil God Abram has revived!
***SIGN*** He's taken over the first Lamuness's body!
***SIGN*** Damn! He's so powerful!
***SIGN*** What can we do in the face of such power?
***SIGN*** Just who... Who is he?
***SIGN*** Next time on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Enemy's Name is Black Lamuness!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Enemy's Name is Black Lamuness!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E13 - The Enemy's Name is Black Lamuness!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRQWN9J4R/the-enemys-name-is-black-lamuness)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:43] lam**
Abram's loyal servant, Don Genoci,
in order to revive Abram completely,
**[01:49] lam**
has conquered the Kirakira Spirit World
**[01:51] lam**
and the connected Kingdom of Arara.
**[01:54] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:56] lam**
I, the third Lamuness, am finally invading
the enemy fortress, the Dimension Castle.
**[02:04] lam**
But...
***SIGN*** The Enemy's Name is Black Lamuness!!
***SIGN*** The Enemy's Name is Black Lamuness!!
**[02:17] don**
Evil God Abram will revive once more!
**[02:26] lam**
Are you Don Genoci?
**[02:27] don**
Too late!
**[02:28] don**
You're too late, hero!
**[02:30] don**
Evil God Abram is reviving!
**[02:33] lam**
What?!
**[02:48] cac**
No way...
**[02:55] coc**
Is that...
**[02:57] les**
Can it be...
**[02:59] cid**
What?!
**[03:06] lam**
Is that...
**[03:07] lam**
Abram?
**[03:16] lam**
Everyone, get down and get away!
**[03:26] par**
Is that...
**[03:28] cac**
Could it be... Could it be...
**[03:30] coc**
There can be no question of it.
**[03:32] coc**
That is the original Lamuness!
**[03:36] les**
What's going on here?
**[03:40] aka**
We didn't make it in time, then?
**[03:42] momo**
Guess not.
**[03:52] gen**
Evil God Abram has taken on a new form!
**[03:56] gen**
He's taken over the first Lamuness's body.
**[03:59] gen**
Starting today, he's become
Lord Black Lamuness!
**[04:04] all**
Hooray, hooray, hooray!
**[04:11] lam**
Did he say Black Lamuness?
**[04:13] pq**
Dear oh dear, chu!
**[04:15] cid**
He took over the original Lamuness's body?
**[04:18] hebi**
D-Darling...
**[04:33] black**
Genoci.
**[04:46] don**
What?!
**[04:55] don**
L-Lord... Black... Lamuness...
**[04:59] don**
Why?
**[05:00] bla**
Your part here is over.
**[05:06] par**
That's the high priest!
**[05:08] coco**
The high priest?
**[05:09] par**
Yes, that's the high priest
of Kirakira Spirit Realm!
**[05:21] dan**
Oh my god!
**[05:22] dan**
S-Spare me, please!
**[05:24] lip**
I beg you, let us live!
**[05:26] lip**
Lord Black Lamuness...
**[05:30] bla**
Kaiser Fire, eh?
**[05:38] lam**
What?!
**[05:43] par**
Lamuness!
**[05:44] les**
Da Cider!
**[05:45] lam**
Dammit!
**[05:50] cid**
Now you've done it, you bastard!
**[05:56] lam**
Here we go!
**[06:01] cid**
Let's get it done!
**[06:11] lam**
I-Impossible!
**[06:21] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:22] les**
Da Cider! Hang in there!
**[06:42] black**
You're too weak.
**[06:43] lam**
What was that?!
**[06:45] pq**
Master, he's too dangerous, chu!
**[06:48] cid**
Damn you!
**[06:49] cid**
How dare you toy with me like this!
**[06:52] hebi**
Darling, maybe we should withdraw
for now and come up with a plan...
**[06:56] both**
Shut up!
**[06:59] lam**
Right now, my anger is
boiling the hell over!
**[07:03] cid**
Let's get it the hell done!
**[07:08] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[07:32] lam**
We did it!
**[07:33] pq**
Just as I advised you, chu!
**[07:37] cid**
We're victorious!
**[07:39] cid**
Victo*razors*!
**[07:41] hebi**
Darling! You're brilliant, jaan!
**[07:43] par**
They did it!
**[07:44] cac**
What? What? Um?
**[07:44] par**
Lamuness, you're so great!
**[07:47] coco**
Yes, he truly did indeed!
**[07:47] cac**
What happened? Please tell me...
**[07:49] les**
Da Cider, too! Not bad!
**[07:52] aka**
No, it's not over yet.
**[07:53] momo**
Right.
**[08:06] lam**
N-No way...
**[08:07] cid**
Incredible...
**[08:17] black**
Is that all you have to offer?
**[08:27] lam**
D-Damn!
**[08:55] cid**
Damn... you!
**[09:26] drum**
Lord Lamuness...
**[10:07] par**
Lamuness!
**[10:08] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:09] les**
Da Cider!
**[10:18] pq**
M-Master!
**[10:21] hebi**
D-Darling!
**[10:31] lam**
What's that?
**[10:34] trio**
*Baron!*
**[10:35] trio**
*Water!*
**[10:36] trio**
*Attack!*
**[10:55] bla**
Water Baron, eh?
**[11:11] lam**
Drum!
**[11:13] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[11:28] lam**
Drum...
**[11:31] drum**
Lord Lamuness...
**[11:37] lam**
I'm not licked yet!
**[11:39] par**
Go for it!
**[11:40] pq**
Go, go!
**[11:42] lam**
I won't lose!
**[11:44] cid**
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.
**[11:46] hebi**
V.
**[11:59] black**
I thought *I* was your master.
**[12:17] drum**
Y-You aren't Master...
**[12:23] drum**
Lord Lamuness inherited Master's heart!
**[12:27] lam**
Drum...
**[12:28] cel**
Get out of Master's body!
**[12:30] cel**
Get out of there, devil!
**[12:32] bla**
Die.
**[12:39] bla**
Farewell, Master!
**[13:03] drum**
Everyone, release your energy!
**[13:06] cel**
Understood!
**[13:07] trum**
Energy, release!
**[13:22] lam**
Drum! Cello! Trumpet!
**[13:24] pq**
Master! Release Kaiser Fire's energy, too,
and blast away that gravity wave, chu!
**[13:31] lam**
Okay! Da Cider?!
**[13:33] cid**
Yeah! You don't have to tell me twice!
**[13:35] cid**
Let's get it done!
**[13:37] hebi**
Darling! Go for it, jaan!
**[14:07] par**
Lord High Priest!
**[14:08] cac**
Speak to me!
**[14:10] pri**
I... I've done something unforgivable...
**[14:34] lam**
*If this keeps up... we... and
the girls... will all...*
**[14:40] mito**
Lamuness. If you ever end
up in trouble, use this.
**[14:44] lam**
*Mito!*
**[14:56] mito**
Lamuness...
**[15:00] mito**
Graf Thunder!
**[15:40] bla**
You're finished now.
**[15:46] lam**
Mito!
**[15:53] mito**
Are you all right, Lamuness?
**[15:55] lam**
Mito... you came!
**[15:57] mito**
Of course I did. We're
best friends, aren't we?
**[16:01] lam**
Mito!
**[16:04] lam**
Okay!
**[16:15] lam**
The Spirit Knights have assembled!
**[16:30] bla**
The three Spirit Knights are assembled...
but it'll do you no good.
**[16:34] lam**
Mito! Drum! Let's go!
**[16:37] lam**
Roger that, Lamuness!
**[16:38] lam**
Understood, Lord Lamuness!
**[16:49] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[16:52] lam**
*Granvolt Crash!*
**[16:55] lam**
*Baron!*
**[16:56] lam**
*Water!*
**[16:57] lam**
*Attack!*
**[17:18] lam**
What?!
**[17:19] cid**
What the...
**[17:20] mito**
It can't be!
**[17:23] bla**
My power is unparalleled!
**[17:26] pri**
Long ago, in the Kirakira Spirit Realm,
**[17:30] pri**
the first Lamuness discovered
how to seal Abram.
**[17:35] pri**
But for some reason, he chose not to use it,
**[17:40] pri**
and instead, sealed Abram into his own body.
**[17:44] coco**
But why would he have done that?
**[17:46] priest**
Only the original Lamuness knows the reason.
**[17:51] priest**
Not even I, high priest of Kirakira
Spirit Realm, knows the answer.
**[17:56] coco**
Oh, no!
**[17:57] les**
Isn't there any other way?
**[18:00] les**
At this rate, Da Cider and the others...
**[18:04] pri**
Queen Cafe Au Lait...
**[18:06] pri**
If you used the powers of the
Three Sacred Sisters... or...
**[18:12] trio**
The power of the Three Sacred Sisters...
**[18:22] momo**
Sister, let's use the power
of the Three Sacred Sisters.
**[18:35] lam**
D-Damn...
**[18:38] pq**
Master!
**[18:39] cid**
I-I'm not gonna fail here...
**[18:42] hebi**
Darling!
**[18:49] black**
It's all over now.
**[18:52] aka**
I don't think so!
**[18:56] aka**
The second Lamuness... has arrived!
**[19:00] momo**
The Three Sacred Sisters are gathered here!
**[19:04] bla**
Three Sacred Sisters?
**[19:06] lam**
The second Lamuness?
**[19:08] pq**
Pikyu?
**[19:09] hebi**
Darling! It's that dummy, jaan!
**[19:12] cid**
That jerk... He didn't even say hello to me.
**[19:16] trio**
The Three Sacred Sisters entreat you.
**[19:18] trio**
Release the power of good!
**[19:24] bla**
What?!
**[19:34] aka**
While we're holding Black Lamuness
in place, finish him! Lamunade!
**[19:40] lam**
How did you know my name?
**[19:52] aka**
Now! Lamunade!
**[19:54] lam**
All right, got it!
**[19:55] lam**
Everyone, use your finishers one more time!
**[19:59] cid**
This time, we'll really get it done!
**[20:04] bla**
I will not allow this!
**[20:20] aka**
What?!
**[20:26] dan**
No!
**[20:26] lip**
Oh, no!
**[20:47] lam**
Mito! Drum!
**[21:00] bla**
My sons... I have won.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Black Lamuness's dark power has sent us flying!
***SIGN*** But it'll take more than this to stop the hero Lamuness!
***SIGN*** The fight's just getting started!
***SIGN*** Bring on your slings, arrows, and giant robots!
***SIGN*** Hey, they really brought out a giant robot!
***SIGN*** Where the heck are we?!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Into the VS Field!!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Into the VS Field!!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E14 - Into the VS Field!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6W45MDMR/into-the-vs-field)
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**[01:32] lam**
Evil God Abram, once sealed
by the first hero Lamuness,
**[01:37] lam**
is causing space-timequakes
as he tries to revive himself.
**[01:40] lam**
It's throwing Dokidoki Space into chaos.
**[01:44] lam**
In order to stop Abram's resurrection...
**[01:46] lam**
We finally infiltrated the Dimension
Castle, but we were too late,
**[01:51] lam**
because Abram had already revived!
**[01:53] lam**
And he had taken over the first Lamuness's
body, becoming Black Lamuness!
**[01:58] lam**
But the second Lamuness and the Three
Sacred Sisters arrived to stand against him!
**[02:05] lam**
And then...
***SIGN*** Into the VS Field!!
***SIGN*** Into the VS Field!!
**[02:18] lam**
Where am I?
**[02:20] lam**
I remember being drawn
into that black hole...
**[02:35] lam**
Where the heck am I?
**[02:37] lam**
Where is everyone?
**[02:38] lam**
Where's Black Lamuness?
**[02:41] lam**
Hey, Parfait! Cacao!
**[02:44] lam**
And I guess PQ, Da Cider, and Hebi Metako!
**[02:48] echo**
Hebi Metako! Hebi Metako! Hebi Metako!
**[02:53] lam**
What's going on here?
**[03:02] lam**
Is that...
**[03:06] lam**
Mito!
**[03:15] lam**
What's with this?
**[03:26] lam**
Drum!
**[03:27] lam**
Drum! Cello! Trumpet!
**[03:31] lam**
What the heck is going on here?
**[03:40] lam**
Are they showing places
from all over the world?
**[03:53] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[03:55] lam**
And I guess PQ, Hebi
Metako, and Da Cider...
**[03:59] lam**
You're all safe!
**[04:00] lam**
Hey, everyone!
**[04:08] cac**
Did you hear Lamuness's voice just now?
**[04:16] par**
No one's there...
**[04:18] cac**
I see.
**[04:20] cac**
But of course, Lord Lamuness
wouldn't be here...
**[04:23] par**
That's right. Lamuness... in the fight
with Black Lamuness, he... he...
**[04:32] PQ**
Master!
**[04:34] cid**
Lamuness, I'll never forget you.
**[04:39] lam**
Upsy-daisy!
**[04:43] hebi**
His spirit!
**[04:44] cid**
Buddha protect me! Protect me! Protect me!
**[04:46] lam**
You idiot! I'm alive!
**[04:48] hebi**
Jaan?
**[04:49] hebi**
Lamuness!
**[04:50] hebi**
Lord Lamuness!
**[04:51] hebi**
Master!
**[04:53] lam**
Parfait... Cacao...
**[04:55] lam**
Sorry to have worried you guys.
**[04:57] lam**
As you can see, I'm doing just fine!
***SIGN*** "Here lies the third hero Lamuness"?
**[05:09] lam**
Hey, is this... my grave?
**[05:16] par**
L-Lamuness! We just prepared it in case...
**[05:19] cac**
That's right! So that we
had it if we needed it!
**[05:21] lam**
You people...
**[05:24] lam**
Don't kill a man without his permission!
**[05:43] bla**
Fools. How long do you
intend to keep this up?
**[05:47] aka**
Milk! Increase the power of
the Three Sacred Sisters!
**[05:50] momo**
We can't!
**[05:51] momo**
We're in a space created by Black Lamuness!
**[05:54] momo**
Protecting ourselves is
taking everything we have!
**[06:01] priest**
This is clearly the field created by Black
Lamuness only for fighting, the VS Field.
**[06:10] lam**
VS Field?
**[06:11] cid**
I know! It's one of those!
**[06:14] cid**
A place where people spout
bad opinions! A BS Field!
**[06:20] lam**
Damn you all...
**[06:22] lam**
Laugh already!
**[06:24] hebi**
Laugh, jaan!
**[06:26] ---**
Laugh, I said! Laugh, laugh, laugh!
**[06:28] hebi**
Darling! You're great, jaan!
**[06:30] lam**
Well, let's leave the dummies alone...
**[06:33] lam**
So, what is this VS field?
**[06:35] priest**
Well...
**[06:36] priest**
According to the legends of
our Kirakira Spirit Realm,
**[06:39] priest**
Evil God Abram has eight
wings to protect his body.
**[06:44] priest**
These realms, created by each of those
eight wings to represent itself,
**[06:49] priest**
is the VS Field!
**[06:53] lam**
So one of those eight
wings created this place?
**[06:55] par**
I kind of have doubts!
**[06:57] cac**
What, precisely, should we do, then?
**[07:01] priest**
I believe you'll have to conquer
eight fields, including this one.
**[07:06] priest**
The other heroes must do the same.
**[07:09] lam**
Mito and Drum and the others?
**[07:15] lam**
*Mito... Drum...*
**[07:17] priest**
The only way to escape the VS Field is
to defeat the guardian of each space,
**[07:23] priest**
then move on to the next area.
**[07:26] lam**
Oh, so we just have to
beat a bunch of bad guys!
**[07:29] lam**
It's like a fighting game!
**[07:31] lam**
Leave it to me! I'm great at those!
**[07:34] pq**
That's my master! Your baseless
bragging is second to none, chu!
**[07:41] pq**
Master, my cheek! My cheek!
**[07:44] cid**
I told you to laugh already, dammit!
**[07:46] lam**
Da Cider! How long are
you gonna keep at that?
**[07:49] lam**
Let's defeat these guardian things
and bid this place goodbye.
**[07:53] dan**
Running your mouth as usual, I see.
**[07:55] dan**
Will it really be that simple?
**[07:57] lam**
What? Who's there?
**[08:03] lam**
Who are you two?
**[08:12] lam**
Dandy and Lip!
**[08:13] dan**
Wrong. Thanks to Lord Black Lamuness,
I have been reborn and upgraded.
**[08:19] dan**
My name is Black Dandy!
**[08:22] lip**
Ditto, Black Lip!
**[08:24] cid**
Black Dandy and Black Lip?
**[08:26] hebi**
You can't just add "black"
for everything, jaan!
**[08:31] par**
There's a black PQ-like
thing on Dandy's shoulder!
**[08:33] bq**
I'm BQ, gyah!
**[08:35] bq**
I speak for Black Lamuness!
**[08:39] bq**
Hey, you guys! Make them bow before us!
**[08:43] both**
Yes, Lord BQ!
**[08:45] par**
They said they'd been upgraded, right?
**[08:47] cac**
They must be terribly strong!
**[08:50] cac**
What will we do?
**[08:52] lam**
Those guys are still nothing!
**[08:54] lam**
Kiss my butt!
**[08:59] lam**
Musclehead moron, sexed-up
bimbo! Eat my shorts!
**[09:08] lam**
Maybe they *are* pretty tough.
**[09:10] pq**
What makes you think that, chu?
**[09:12] dan**
We don't have time for worthless talk.
**[09:15] dan**
Let's finish them off swiftly.
**[09:17] lip**
Come, Black Specter Knight Mirror Spark!
**[09:23] pq**
Pikyu!
**[09:24] hebi**
Jaan!
**[09:28] lam**
Let's call Kaiser Fire, too!
**[09:30] lam**
Yeah!
**[09:39] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[10:23] lam**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[10:25] cid**
Yeah! Let's get it done!
**[10:28] lam**
Upgrade!
**[10:30] par**
We're working our hardest, too!
**[10:31] pq**
That's right, chu!
**[10:32] cac**
Watch us, okay?
**[10:33] lam**
Let's go, VS Field!
**[10:35] cid**
Pa-pa-pararira.
**[10:37] hebi**
Pon, jaan?
**[10:38] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:39] par**
Lamuness!
**[10:44] lam**
Why won't they come after us?
**[10:46] pq**
Why?
**[10:48] cid**
What's their plan?
**[10:49] hebi**
They're probably scared, jaan.
**[10:51] dan**
We're giving you a chance
to take the first strike.
**[10:54] dan**
Although it will not change
the fact that you will lose.
**[10:57] cid**
What was that?!
**[10:58] hebi**
He's making fun of us, jaan!
**[11:00] pq**
They're awfully confident, aren't they?
**[11:03] lam**
Don't underestimate us!
**[11:04] lam**
Let's go!
**[11:31] pq**
It's too bright, chu!
**[11:44] par**
T-They're strong...
**[11:45] par**
Kaiser Fire's getting driven back!
**[11:47] cac**
L-Lord Lamuness...
**[11:51] man**
The VS Field is an area
created by Black Lamuness.
**[11:55] man**
The enemy can gain power
from the field itself.
**[11:59] man**
It's probably ten times
more powerful than
**[12:01] man**
the previous Specter
Knights they've faced.
**[12:03] par**
N-No... Then what should we do?
**[12:06] cac**
I know!
**[12:07] cac**
Let's call for Mito and Drum!
**[12:11] priest**
They're wandering in their own VS Fields.
They won't be able to make it.
**[12:20] bq**
If you defeat the heroes, Black
Lamuness will be pleased, gyah!
**[12:26] bq**
Give it everything you've got!
**[12:28] bq**
Dandy, Lip!
**[12:29] both**
Yes, sir!
**[12:38] lam**
Don't you underestimate us!
**[12:40] lam**
C'mon!
**[12:53] priest**
If we can get out of the VS Field
with the three Spirit Knights,
**[12:57] priest**
we can head to the Kirakira Spirit World.
**[12:59] both**
To the Kirakira Spirit World?
**[13:01] priest**
It should contain the true
method for sealing
**[13:04] priest**
Evil God Abram that the
original Lamuness uncovered.
**[13:08] priest**
The third Lord Lamuness
should be able to use that.
**[13:12] cac**
It exists in the Kirakira Spirit World?
**[13:15] priest**
The mystery remains as to why the
first Lamuness didn't use that method.
**[13:20] priest**
Instead, he chose to use
his own body to seal Abram.
**[13:29] priest**
What's that?
**[13:33] par**
That's Black Lamuness and...
**[13:35] par**
The second Lamuness, and
the Three Sacred Sisters!
**[13:39] priest**
They're fighting in another dimension.
**[13:42] priest**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:44] priest**
High Priest!
**[13:45] cac**
Wait for us!
**[13:50] momo**
Sister Cafe Au Lait!
**[13:53] momo**
Sister Cocoa!
**[13:54] black**
Why not give up this
fruitless quest already?
**[13:56] aka**
What?!
**[13:57] black**
Soon, your power will run out, too.
**[14:00] black**
Then it's all over.
**[14:02] aka**
Shut up!
**[14:03] aka**
We'll keep supporting them...
**[14:04] aka**
Until Lamunade...
**[14:05] aka**
No, until the third Lamuness defeats you!
**[14:09] bla**
It's no use.
**[14:11] bla**
I know you're that Lamuness's father.
**[14:14] ---**
Or rather, that you *will be* his father.
**[14:18] ---**
And that must be his mother there.
**[14:21] ---**
If you die, what will happen to the third?
**[14:24] aka**
Shut up! There's no way we're losing!
**[14:28] priest**
Lord Lamuness!
**[14:29] black**
You're still alive?
**[14:32] black**
Why not go back to praying
in the Kirakira Spirit Realm?
**[14:36] black**
While watching the world fall apart!
**[14:43] both**
High Priest!
**[14:51] cid**
We've been on the defensive
this whole time.
**[14:53] cid**
Lamuness! Let's use the usual!
**[14:56] lam**
Good idea.
**[14:57] lam**
It's a bit early, but let's use it!
**[15:06] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[15:20] lam**
Easy as pie!
**[15:22] cid**
Yeah, serves him right!
**[15:35] cid**
What the hell just happened?!
**[15:39] dan**
The machine you destroyed
was not its main form!
**[15:42] dan**
Fools!
**[15:47] lam**
There he is!
**[15:49] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[16:04] pq**
The enemy's using mirrors to
reflect the beam, chu!
**[16:07] lam**
Dammit! Where is the real enemy?
**[16:10] pq**
Master! Leave it to PQ!
**[16:14] pq**
I'm not one of those advisor
robots who's all talk!
**[16:19] hebi**
What was that?! Say that again!
**[16:22] pq**
If I retrace the route of
the beam just like this...
**[16:32] pq**
Too much data to process...
**[16:40] cac**
Kaiser Fire is...
**[16:44] par**
Lamuness, what are you doing?
**[16:46] par**
Try to get a grip!
**[16:48] cac**
They probably don't know
where the real enemy is...
**[16:51] par**
The real enemy?
**[16:54] par**
That's it, Cacao!
**[16:55] par**
Use your dowsing!
**[16:57] cac**
Of course! That's it!
**[17:10] black**
Is that all you have?
**[17:12] aka**
Milk! Give all the power of the
Three Sacred Sisters to me!
**[17:16] momo**
Lamuness!
**[17:17] momo**
If we do that, we'll...
**[17:23] momo**
Lamuness... Okay.
**[17:26] momo**
The Three Sacred Sisters entreat you!
**[17:28] momo**
Release the power of good!
**[17:34] black**
I-Impossible!
**[17:36] black**
If you do that, you'll all...
**[17:39] aka**
*Lamunade. It still doesn't feel real
to me, but my son... I believe in you.*
**[17:45] momo**
*Lamunade... I swear I'll give birth to you.*
**[17:50] momo**
*I believe in you.*
**[17:52] aka**
Black Lamuness... let's finish this!
**[18:07] cac**
I have it! It's below!
**[18:10] par**
Below? Lamuness! Below!
**[18:13] par**
The real enemy is underground!
**[18:16] lam**
Got it! Okay!
**[18:29] lam**
There it is!
**[18:31] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[18:48] dan**
Let's count this as a loss.
**[18:51] lip**
Indeed. We'll settle this
in the next VS Field.
**[18:57] bq**
You're both so stupid, gyah.
**[19:07] hebi**
We did it, jaan! That's my darling, jaan!
**[19:09] cid**
Well, my strategy paved
the way for our victory.
**[19:12] pq**
We did it, chu! Just as I planned it, chu!
**[19:19] par**
W-What does... What does this...
**[19:22] lam**
Hey, Parfait! Cacao!
**[19:27] cid**
Hey, what's the matter?
**[19:28] par**
Look!
**[19:47] cid**
What's going on here?
**[19:49] cid**
Hey! What's going on here?!
**[19:54] cid**
Lesqua...
**[19:57] hebi**
Darling...
**[20:02] par**
Lamuness.
**[20:03] lam**
I don't understand why, but when I look
at those statues, I start crying...
**[20:14] lam**
Why am I crying so hard?
**[20:17] lam**
I don't even know those people.
**[20:20] lam**
They're total strangers to me...
**[20:24] par**
Lamuness...
**[20:52] black**
Curse you... Curse you!
**[20:55] black**
This barrier is nothing!
**[20:57] black**
I... I can break through
it any time I want to!
**[21:00] black**
I will break through it!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** What is this place? It's just rocks, rocks, and more rocks!
***SIGN*** It's a VS Field that's nothing but rocks!
***SIGN*** No way! Even the snow is rocks?
***SIGN*** At least I could make all
the pickles I'd ever need!
***SIGN*** No, no, no!
***SIGN*** What, even the enemy is a rock?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Stone Panic!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Stone Panic
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E15 - Stone Panic
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:37] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:44] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:47] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:50] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:56] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:58] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:03] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Stone Panic
***SIGN*** Stone Panic!
**[02:33] black**
The game isn't over yet.
**[02:36] black**
BQ... I'm counting on you.
**[02:45] lam**
Let's get it done!
**[02:47] lam**
For the sake of the second Lamuness
and the Three Sacred Sisters...
**[02:50] lam**
I will clear this VS Field and
defeat Black Lamuness!
**[02:55] pq**
H-He's so serious, chu!
**[02:58] cac**
I feel faint...
**[03:21] lam**
So this is our next VS Field, huh?
**[03:23] par**
It's all rocks and boulders...
**[03:27] lam**
Even the cacti are made of rock.
**[03:29] cid**
This is the laziest plant I've ever seen!
**[03:33] cid**
Quit being such a *slack*tus!
**[03:34] hebi**
Oh, what an effortless pun!
**[03:37] hebi**
Well done, darling!
**[03:38] cid**
You better *darl*ieve it! Puns
are always on my ra*darl*.
**[03:42] hebi**
Rapid fire!
**[03:44] lam**
Come on, let's get going.
**[03:45] pq**
Yeah, chu.
**[03:47] cid**
Damn you! Don't ignore me!
**[03:51] hebi**
It's so rude, jaan!
**[04:02] par**
Look, look!
**[04:03] par**
There are stone fish in there!
**[04:07] lam**
It really is a world of
rocks and boulders, huh?
**[04:14] par**
What is it?
**[04:19] lam**
Look at those boulders!
**[04:21] cid**
How *bould* of them!
**[04:23] cac**
We do not have time for this!
**[04:42] cac**
Which way? Which way?
**[04:43] cac**
Which way should we run?!
**[04:49] lam**
Parfait!
**[05:02] lam**
Is everyone okay?
**[05:04] cac**
Y-Yes...
**[05:05] pq**
I'm safe, chu.
**[05:07] lam**
Thank goodness. We're all safe.
**[05:13] cid**
Don't forget about me!
**[05:16] lam**
Oh, sorry! It fell out of
my mind like a stone.
**[05:18] cid**
Damn you!
**[05:21] dan**
You're as foolish as ever, I see.
**[05:23] lip**
Truly foolish indeed.
**[05:25] lam**
Those voices...
**[05:39] lam**
There you are, Dandy and Lip!
**[05:41] par**
And barbecue!
**[05:45] bq**
Not barbecue, gyah! I'm BQ, gyah!
**[05:48] lam**
Nobody cares!
**[05:50] lam**
Okay, let's clear this stage
and move on to the next one.
**[05:54] bq**
So annoying, gyah! Just
finish them already, gyah!
**[05:57] dan**
Metamorphosis Sound Waves, On!
**[06:10] dan**
Do you see that?
**[06:11] dan**
These are the rock people!
**[06:13] lip**
They're very strong!
**[06:23] lam**
You think this is enough to scare me, huh?
**[06:25] cid**
Let's go!
**[06:25] lam**
Yeah!
**[06:35] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[07:37] lam**
Now, bring it on!
**[07:44] dan**
Get him!
**[07:54] lam**
Easy-peasy!
**[07:55] bq**
Call Stone Devil, gyah!
**[07:58] dan**
Come forth, Stone Devil!
**[08:19] dan**
Get them, Stone Devil!
**[08:22] lam**
So this is Stone Devil?
**[08:24] cid**
It looks pretty tough...
**[09:19] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[09:42] lam**
We did it!
**[09:56] cac**
Look out!
**[09:57] par**
Stone Devil is still alive!
**[10:06] lam**
What's happening?!
**[10:19] dan**
How do you like that, Kaiser Fire?
**[10:22] dan**
Stone Devil is not a machine.
**[10:24] dan**
It's a monster who lives on this stage.
**[10:27] dan**
No matter how many times you
destroy it, it will revive!
**[10:37] lam**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[10:39] cid**
I can't move!
**[10:48] lip**
Serves you right!
**[10:55] lam**
Damn! What do we do?!
**[10:58] high**
Hero Lamuness! Da Cider!
**[11:01] lam**
That's the high priest's voice...
**[11:03] lam**
Salvation from heaven!
**[11:04] pq**
What'll we do, chu?
**[11:05] par**
No need to panic!
**[11:06] pq**
What do we do?
**[11:07] cac**
Let's go to bed!
**[11:08] lam**
Let's get it done!
**[11:10] cid**
Paka-po paka-po.
**[11:12] hebi**
Evil.
**[11:19] priest**
Listen carefully.
**[11:21] priest**
In order to defeat the Stone Devil, you
need to aim for its Heart of Stone.
**[11:25] lam**
What's the Heart of Stone?
**[11:27] high**
The Heart of Stone lies between
the Stone Devil's eyes.
**[11:32] high**
Pierce it with the Diamond Arrow that
lies in the caldera of Mount Firestone,
**[11:37] high**
and it will not be able
to revive itself again.
**[11:40] lam**
Got it!
**[11:40] cid**
All right!
**[11:42] cid**
So, what are we doing, and how?
**[11:44] lam**
For now...
**[11:46] cid**
For now?
**[11:47] lam**
We run away!
**[11:53] lam**
Well, we'd better be going for now!
**[12:00] par**
Wait up!
**[12:01] cac**
Please, don't leave us here!
**[12:04] dan**
We did it!
**[12:05] lip**
Looks like our victory is sealed!
**[12:14] cac**
That's Mount Firestone!
**[12:19] cid**
I wonder if it's true that using the
Diamond Arrow in the caldera there
**[12:25] cid**
will really defeat the Stone Devil.
**[12:27] par**
Did you say diamond?
**[12:29] cac**
I wonder how many carats it is!
**[12:33] lam**
I dunno.
**[12:34] lam**
But "arrow" means it comes with a bow, right?
**[12:38] lam**
In order to use it, it must be pretty big.
**[12:42] cac**
Let's go! Right now!
**[12:44] cac**
Before someone else takes it!
**[12:45] par**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[12:46] par**
No wasting time!
**[12:48] par**
C'mon!
**[12:48] cid**
Hey, hey! Wait! Huh?
**[12:56] cid**
Why do women love jewels so much?
**[13:01] cid**
There's already a beautiful, dangerous
man who shines like a jewel right here!
**[13:06] hebi**
Darling! Diamond, diamond, jaan!
**[13:08] cid**
You, too?
**[13:22] par**
I never knew mountain-climbing
could be this tough...
**[13:25] cac**
I can't walk anymore...
**[13:27] lam**
We can leave you here, then.
**[13:30] lam**
But the diamond...
**[13:31] cac**
Dia...
**[13:32] cac**
...mond!
**[13:33] cac**
Let's hurry!
**[13:35] cid**
I'm out. Diamonds are
dia*monstrously* boring.
**[13:48] cid**
Snow, eh?
**[14:00] cid**
That's not snow, it's rocks!
**[14:05] pq**
Master! A cave, chu!
**[14:10] lam**
E-Everyone, run in there!
**[14:20] par**
The entrance...
**[14:29] lam**
It's no use. We're sealed in.
**[14:32] pq**
What'll we do, chu?
**[14:42] par**
If only there were some way out...
**[14:45] cac**
Is it getting hot in here?
**[14:47] hebi**
Yeah, that's some heavy heat...
**[14:50] pq**
It's like we're in a sauna, chu.
**[14:52] par**
What's going to happen to us?
**[14:54] lam**
Who knows?
**[15:00] cid**
It's a dead end.
**[15:01] cac**
Then we can't get out...
**[15:24] cac**
So that was the sound.
**[15:26] pq**
Where are we?
**[15:28] cid**
Inside the caldera.
**[15:30] par**
Then the diamond's here?
**[15:31] lam**
Hey, look at that!
**[15:33] lam**
There's the diamond!
**[15:38] high**
That is the Diamond Arrow! Now go, Hero!
**[15:48] bq**
Well done, gyah!
**[15:50] bq**
Now Lord Black Lamuness will
surely be pleased, gyah!
**[15:59] par**
Be careful, Lamuness!
**[16:01] cid**
I'm gonna be preci*pissed* if you fall.
**[16:04] lam**
Stop making stupid puns
and get down here with me!
**[16:08] cid**
Darn. I guess I'll climb down, then.
**[16:12] par**
How is he planning on grabbing
the diamond, though?
**[16:15] pq**
He's gonna get burned, chu.
**[16:17] cac**
I'm sure he must have a wonderful idea.
**[16:27] lam**
It sure is hot down here now that I'm close.
**[16:30] lam**
Now, how am I gonna get the diamond...
**[16:34] pq**
He's only thinking about it now, chu.
**[16:36] par**
Yeah, he's figuring it out as he goes along.
**[16:41] high**
Take it in your hands without hesitation!
**[16:43] high**
Courage is all that you need.
**[16:49] lam**
Okay, but... it looks really hot!
**[16:52] high**
Don't worry. The diamond
arrow is waiting for a hero!
**[16:57] lam**
Okay! You take it, "hero" Da Cider!
**[17:02] cid**
No, no, I think you should
do this, dear Lamuness...
**[17:05] lam**
No, no! Be my guest!
**[17:08] cid**
Don't be like that!
**[17:10] lam**
You do it!
**[17:12] cac**
Um...
**[17:14] cac**
Can't you just have Kaiser Fire take it?
**[17:45] dan**
Oh? Some kind of trouble?
**[17:55] dan**
That light... Kaiser Fire!
**[18:10] lam**
We did it!
**[18:15] par**
Look out!
**[18:39] dan**
Now I shall complete my perfect victory.
**[18:42] dan**
Stone Devil, go!
**[18:44] cid**
Look out for its webs!
**[18:46] lam**
I know!
**[18:58] dan**
I'll crush you!
**[19:04] lam**
*Diamond Arrow!*
**[19:18] lip**
What is that?
**[19:20] ---**
Kaiser Perfect Strategy Guide
**[19:21] dan**
Let me see...
**[19:29] par**
What a waste!
**[19:30] par**
Is he really gonna fire it?
**[19:31] cac**
It's such a waste!
***SIGN*** Kaiser Perfect Strategy Guide
**[19:38] dan**
"The Diamond Arrow turns
whatever it hits to glass
**[19:41] dan**
so that it can never revive again."
**[19:44] lam**
Take this!
**[20:07] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:32] dan**
Impossible!
**[20:44] par**
That beautiful diamond...
**[20:47] cac**
What a shame.
**[20:50] lam**
Come on, the next stage is calling!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Now that I've defeated Abram...
***SIGN*** Oh, the girls are all over me!
***SIGN*** I can't stop laughing!
***SIGN*** Wh-What's that?
***SIGN*** Stop it!
***SIGN*** That's my moment of shame!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Nightmare Exposed!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Exposed
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E16 - The Nightmare Exposed
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:36] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Exposed
***SIGN*** The Nightmare Exposed!
**[02:29] lam**
This is a really simple one.
**[02:32] cid**
Maybe they ran out of budget.
**[02:34] cid**
Insufficient moolah.
**[02:35] cid**
By the way, this is a mola!
**[02:39] cid**
Ow!
**[02:40] lam**
Why do you have to spout that crap
at the most inappropriate times?!
**[02:44] pq**
Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
**[02:45] cid**
Punning is part of a hero's job!
**[02:47] lam**
You idiot!
**[02:50] par**
How long are you gonna just stand there?!
**[02:52] cac**
The enemy's right in front of you!
**[02:56] dan**
Jabber amongst yourselves all you like.
**[02:58] dan**
This will be the end of
your ridiculous comedy act.
**[03:01] lip**
That's right.
**[03:02] lip**
I'll show you what Sabbat can do.
**[03:05] bq**
With a machine like this, even
fools like you could win, gyah.
**[03:09] bq**
Don't get distracted, gyah.
**[03:11] dan**
Now, comedy team. Get ready!
**[03:53] stu**
Someone peeped on Yuka while
she was getting dressed?
**[03:56] stu**
What a creep! Who would do that?
**[03:58] stu**
I bet it's that guy from Class 2!
**[04:03] lam**
*No! It's not like that, Yuka...*
**[04:06] lam**
*I was just trying to put a love
letter in your club locker...*
**[04:13] lam**
*I succumbed to temptation!*
**[04:14] lam**
*Your chest was so big...
I thought, "Wow, I got lucky!"*
**[04:17] lam**
*But I didn't do it on purpose!*
**[04:20] lam**
Wait, what am I thinking?!
**[04:22] lam**
*Apologize! Be a man and apologize!*
**[04:26] lam**
*But she won't forgive me, I'm sure.*
**[04:29] lam**
*I'll forever bear the label "Peeper Lamu."*
**[04:32] lam**
*But, even if she doesn't forgive
me, I still need to do it!*
**[04:36] lam**
*My DNA is telling me that. Say it!*
**[04:40] girl**
Hey, Lamunade. You agree with us, right?
**[05:00] lam**
Y-Yeah! Any guy who'd do that...
**[05:02] lam**
I'll pound him!
**[05:06] lam**
I...
**[05:08] lam**
I...
**[05:10] lam**
I'm trash!
**[05:15] pq**
M-Master!
**[05:16] cid**
Hey, what's wrong?
**[05:19] cid**
Why is this happening?
**[05:21] hebi**
Darling, darling!
**[05:23] lam**
Stop it! Stop it!
**[05:28] par**
Lamuness?!
**[05:29] cac**
Lord Lamuness... I wonder
what happened to him?
**[05:32] bq**
Every human has events from their past
they don't want to remember, gyah.
**[05:38] bq**
We'll drag those memories
you normally keep buried
**[05:42] bq**
rushing to the front of your mind.
**[05:45] bq**
This is the power of Sabbat!
**[05:47] bq**
No one can win a battle
against themselves, gyah!
**[05:50] bq**
Ho ho ho and ho, gyah!
**[05:57] girl**
What a creep!
**[05:59] girl**
Who is that?
**[06:04] lam**
*It was me! It was me! It was me!*
**[06:07] lam**
*Stop it! Stop it!*
**[06:09] lam**
*Stop it, stop it!*
**[06:10] lam**
This isn't me! It isn't me!
**[06:16] bq**
Now, finish him, gyah!
**[06:19] dan**
Mommy! Forgive me, Mommy!
**[06:22] lip**
I hate, hate, hate, radishes!
**[06:28] bq**
You morons!
**[06:29] bq**
Why is it working on you, too, gyah?!
**[06:32] bq**
It's pathetic, gyah.
**[06:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:39] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:45] hebi**
I'm feeling sick, jaan...
**[06:50] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:51] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:53] dan**
Mommy! Mommy!
**[06:56] lip**
No more radishes!
**[07:03] bq**
You idiots, gyah!
**[07:12] cid**
Hey, Lamuness!
**[07:16] cid**
What are you doing, stupid?
**[07:19] cid**
Wake up, wake up, wake up!
**[07:22] cid**
Damn... This is boring.
**[07:27] par**
I have doubts.
**[07:28] par**
What happened to Lamuness?
**[07:30] cac**
There's nothing wrong with him, physically.
**[07:32] cac**
It must be a psychological issue.
**[07:34] cid**
Yes, he clearly has issues.
**[07:36] hebi**
He does, jaan!
**[07:37] pq**
He's a total creep, chu!
**[07:42] cac**
No, I don't mean it like that...
**[07:44] cac**
I believe Lord Lamuness experienced
a psychological attack which has dug up
**[07:49] cac**
emotional scars of his past and
closed off his conscious mind.
**[07:52] cid**
What? Is that what that attack was?
**[07:55] cid**
I didn't notice at all.
**[07:57] cac**
You were unscathed, Lord Da Cider?
**[07:59] cid**
I have no past embarrassments!
Only past glories!
**[08:03] hebi**
My darling is the greatest hero of all, jaan!
**[08:08] cid**
Don't worry, everyone.
**[08:09] cid**
Starting today, I'll be your one true hero!
**[08:14] par**
How do we get Lamuness back to normal?
**[08:17] cac**
There's only one way.
**[08:19] cac**
We must enter Lamuness's subconscious
and recover his conscious mind.
**[08:23] cid**
Why you...
**[08:27] hebi**
That's rude, jaan!
**[08:28] cid**
Don't ignore me!
**[08:32] cac**
In other words, we must psycho dive.
**[08:35] par**
But, how do we...
**[08:37] cac**
Don't worry! I have it covered!
***SIGN*** Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga Anyone can be a psycho diver!
**[08:40] cac**
Psycho Dive for Dummies Manga!
**[08:43] cac**
See?
**[08:44] par**
So many doubts...
**[08:47] cid**
I'm not going!
**[08:49] cac**
Please don't!
**[08:50] cac**
The leading man should stay
here and save his energy.
**[08:53] cid**
Yes, that's right!
**[08:57] hebi**
Darling's the leading man!
**[08:59] par**
Da Cider would just ruin everything
if he came along anyway.
**[09:02] cac**
Precisely.
**[09:07] bq**
Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
**[09:10] bq**
Wake up, gyah! Wake up, gyah!
**[09:11] dan**
Mommy... My cheek hurts...
**[09:15] lip**
No more... radishes.
**[09:19] bq**
You're so useless, gyah!
**[09:23] bq**
I feel so alone, gyah.
**[09:30] cac**
Well, let us begin.
**[09:33] cac**
*Let's psycho dive!*
**[09:58] lam**
I'm sorry... Yuka...
**[10:00] pq**
Pikyu!
**[10:00] par**
PQ, what's your favorite color?
**[10:01] pq**
Pinkyu!
**[10:03] lam**
Psycho dive!
**[10:05] cid**
Can a flea fly...
**[10:07] hebi**
...like the fly flew?
**[10:23] cac**
This is Lord Lamuness's mental realm.
**[10:26] par**
Wow... Huh?
**[10:29] par**
What's that stuff floating toward us?
**[10:41] cac**
These are images out of Lamuness's
memories and consciousness.
**[10:46] par**
He's so shallow...
**[10:50] par**
Do you hear something strange?
**[10:52] cac**
I believe so...
**[10:58] par**
What's that?
**[10:59] cac**
The depths of his subconscious.
**[11:01] cac**
It may be where we'll find
Lord Lamuness's mind.
***SIGN*** Celebrating Abram's Defeat! Concert for Hero Lamuness
**[11:10] girl**
Lord Lamuness!
**[11:24] lam**
Everyone! Do you have the badge on?
**[11:34] lam**
Yay!
**[11:36] par**
What is all this?
**[11:37] lam**
The only reason I could be here today
is because of my unrivaled skill!
**[11:44] lam**
Of course, your support
played a small role, too...
**[11:51] lam**
The heck? What's the obnoxious racket?
**[11:54] cid**
Hey! Impressive as ever, Sir Lamuness!
**[11:56] cid**
You're just so amazing!
**[11:58] lam**
Well, if it isn't Da Cider?
**[12:01] lam**
I nearly forgot you were here.
**[12:04] cid**
Well, well, well, I'm just dead weight.
**[12:08] cid**
And now I'm just dead!
**[12:14] hebi**
Darling, that was sad, jaan.
**[12:16] lam**
Stop it, everyone!
**[12:18] lam**
He's still a person!
**[12:20] lam**
We must always treasure life!
**[12:22] cid**
Lord Lamuness! I'll follow you forever!
**[12:26] lam**
Lay off... You're getting my clothes dirty.
**[12:30] girls**
Lord Lamuness!
**[12:33] girls**
Yay!
**[12:36] girls**
That hurt!
**[12:38] par**
Lamuness!
**[12:42] lam**
What, were you two here, too?
**[12:45] lam**
Fine, maybe I'll treat you to an autograph.
**[12:51] lam**
There we go.
***SIGN*** Lamuness
**[12:54] lam**
As usual, you're flat as a board...
**[12:58] lam**
You could learn a thing or two from Cacao.
**[13:08] par**
It's time to go, you idiot hero!
**[13:11] lam**
What are you talking about?
**[13:13] lam**
I already beat Abram!
**[13:15] lam**
Look!
***SIGN*** Abram
***SIGN*** See?
**[13:20] par**
That's clearly not Abram, you idiot!
**[13:24] lam**
No, no, no!
**[13:26] lam**
As long as I'm here, I can win
and get all the praise I want!
**[13:31] girl**
Hey, you two.
**[13:35] girl**
What are you doing to Lord Lamuness?
**[13:37] girl**
Get lost already.
**[13:38] par**
No! You people get out of *my* way!
**[13:41] all**
Leave! Leave! Leave! Leave!
**[14:00] cac**
P-Parfait...
**[14:28] par**
Do you hate it that much?
**[14:29] lam**
Yeah... I'm scared.
Something wrong with that?
**[14:34] lam**
I'm my own enemy.
**[14:35] lam**
The part of me I don't want to see.
**[14:37] lam**
That I want to forget. That
I want to leave behind.
**[14:40] lam**
I can't beat an opponent like that!
**[14:43] lam**
I'm no hero.
**[14:49] par**
I know all that stuff.
**[14:53] par**
You're stupid, selfish, lecherous, and lazy.
**[14:56] par**
I've never seen anyone so worthless.
**[15:01] par**
But I still believe in you.
**[15:04] par**
After all, you can become a hero.
**[15:07] par**
You can become a hero who saves the world.
**[15:10] par**
Right?
**[15:11] lam**
Become... a hero?
**[15:14] par**
So let's go, okay?
**[15:19] lam**
No, I just can't.
**[15:21] par**
Lamuness...
**[15:27] par**
You can't run away.
**[15:29] par**
Running away won't solve anything.
**[15:31] par**
Act. Fight. Then something
will come from that.
**[15:35] par**
Let's go. Everyone's waiting.
**[15:54] par**
Lamuness!
**[15:55] cac**
I'm so glad, Lord Lamuness!
**[15:57] pq**
Master...
**[15:58] cid**
Darn it, he's back.
**[16:00] hebi**
Too bad, jaan.
**[16:04] lam**
Sorry, everyone...
**[16:10] bq**
I can't rely on these idiots, gyah.
**[16:14] dan**
M-Mommy...
**[16:16] lip**
Radish... oh, and seaweed, too...
**[16:20] bq**
Shut up, gyah!
**[16:23] cid**
Let's go, Lamuness.
**[16:26] cid**
Let's go.
**[17:13] lam**
Dammit... Why? Why?
**[17:19] pq**
Master! Get a grip, chu!
**[17:22] cid**
Hey, you! Don't let your
past beat you, dammit!
**[17:37] bq**
Soon, gyah! Soon Lamuness's mind
will be completely destroyed, gyah!
**[17:43] dan**
Mommy!
**[17:45] lip**
Radishes... spare me!
**[17:47] bq**
Oh, shut up, gyah!
**[17:51] cac**
Lamuness!
**[17:52] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:53] cac**
Lamuness, fight! Lamuness!
**[17:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[18:00] cac**
Lamuness!
**[18:07] pq**
Master!
**[18:18] lam**
Parfait... I just can't do it.
**[18:20] lam**
I can't do anything.
**[18:25] lam**
What was that sound?
**[18:26] lam**
It's like someone fighting...
**[18:31] lam**
That's right. This is... This sound is...
**[18:40] mito**
I won't lose!
**[18:41] mito**
I'll never lose!
**[18:42] mito**
I'll never lose!
**[18:58] drum**
We must hurry! We have to hurry!
**[19:11] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:16] lam**
That's right. Everyone's fighting...
**[19:19] lam**
They're really fighting...
**[19:21] lam**
Mito.
**[19:22] lam**
Drum.
**[19:23] lam**
The second Lamuness.
**[19:25] lam**
The Three Sacred Sisters.
**[19:27] lam**
Parfait.
**[19:29] lam**
Cacao.
**[19:30] lam**
And I'm forced to admit, even Da Cider...
**[19:33] lam**
They're all fighting!
**[19:35] lam**
And yet I... I... I...
**[19:39] lam**
I'm such an idiot!
**[19:46] bq**
Oh no, gyah!
**[19:52] lam**
Laugh as much as you want!
Mock me! Insult me!
**[19:56] lam**
I'm a hero!
**[19:57] lam**
I won't lose to the enemy,
to my past, or to myself!
**[20:06] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:25] lam**
He did it!
**[20:28] dan**
Where are we?
**[20:31] lip**
Hero Lamuness, prepare to die!
**[20:34] bq**
A little late for that, gyah!
**[20:44] lam**
I won. Mito, Drum...
**[20:46] lam**
And Parfait!
**[20:49] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:54] cid**
You made a lot of trouble for us back there.
**[20:56] hebi**
For real, jaan!
**[20:59] lam**
Wait for me... Black Lamuness!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** What's with this field?
***SIGN*** We have to roll a die and aim for the goal?
***SIGN*** Fine! See what Dice-Roller Lamu can do!
***SIGN*** Take that!
***SIGN*** Huh? Splat?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E17 - A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRXJWM92Y/a-game-of-hero-snakes-and-ladders)
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:36] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
***SIGN*** A Game of Hero Snakes and Ladders?!
**[02:30] lam**
So this is our next VS Field, huh?
**[02:32] cid**
It's just a never-ending
electronic wasteland.
**[02:35] cid**
Now, behold...
**[02:36] cid**
My waistline!
**[02:40] hebi**
Darling! Great one, jaan!
**[02:43] cid**
Nailed it.
**[02:44] lam**
Leave that idiot alone and let's go.
**[02:46] pq**
Yeah, chu! Yeah, chu!
**[02:48] cid**
What was that, Lamuness?!
**[02:52] cid**
What's going on here?!
**[02:54] cid**
Ow...
**[02:55] lam**
It was punishment from heaven,
because your puns are so awful!
**[02:59] cid**
What was that?!
**[03:05] cac**
What is...
**[03:13] lam**
Parfait!
**[03:14] cid**
Cacao!
**[03:15] cid**
Lamuness!
**[03:19] cid**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[03:28] bq**
Gyah!
**[03:37] par**
Dandy! Lip!
**[03:39] par**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[03:41] par**
Lamuness!
**[03:42] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[03:45] par**
Welcome to your latest VS Field.
**[03:48] lam**
Dandy! Lip!
**[03:49] lam**
You two again?
**[03:50] dan**
Is that all you have to say?
**[03:52] dan**
Very well.
**[03:53] dan**
We decided to change things
up on this VS Field,
**[03:56] dan**
to test your intelligence,
courage, and stamina.
**[04:00] dan**
Look down at your feet.
**[04:02] dan**
If you leave that space without permission,
you'll be blown by the minefield again.
**[04:06] dan**
Naturally, the use of Kaiser Fire and
the like are prohibited in this world.
**[04:11] dan**
If you want to rescue these two,
you have to move forward using this.
**[04:20] lam**
A die?
**[04:26] bq**
When the die reaches zero,
these two are dead.
**[04:29] bq**
You need to get here before then, gyah.
**[04:32] lip**
Better hurry. If you don't, it'll
be game over for those girls.
**[04:40] par**
Lamuness!
**[04:41] cac**
L-Lord Lamuness!
**[04:43] cid**
They seem awfully confident...
**[04:45] cid**
Treating a hero like a delivery boy...
**[04:48] cid**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[04:50] cid**
We're coming!
**[04:53] lam**
I'll roll it!
**[04:54] cid**
No, I will!
**[04:55] lam**
Let go of it, you geezer hero!
**[04:58] cid**
What was that, you child?
**[05:00] lam**
Fine, we'll shoot for it!
**[05:01] cid**
Bring it on!
**[05:04] cid**
Scissor, paper...
**[05:06] lam**
Let's rock.
**[05:08] cid**
That's cheating!
**[05:23] dan**
Fools. They don't even realize it's a trap.
**[05:25] lip**
I wonder if they'll make it this far.
**[05:27] bq**
Even if they do, the series of
traps they'll face on the way
**[05:30] bq**
will shred their minds and bodies, gyah!
**[05:33] bq**
Start
**[05:43] cid**
Where are we?
**[05:44] lam**
It looks like a role-playing game world.
**[05:48] girl**
Come on in!
**[05:50] lam**
Is this an inn?
**[05:52] lam**
It's looking even more like an RPG...
**[05:54] lam**
Do you have any weapons or armor
we can use to beat the boss?
**[05:58] girl**
Of course!
**[06:00] girl**
Please take these.
**[06:04] lam**
A fish cake?
**[06:06] cid**
Matches?
**[06:08] girl**
I pray for your victory.
**[06:10] lam**
How are we supposed to fight with these?
**[06:14] cid**
What's with that customer service smile?
**[06:16] cid**
Hey!
**[06:19] cid**
Huh?
**[06:24] lam**
H-How are we supposed to
fight with this stuff?
**[06:27] lam**
Is this actually... a sword?
**[06:33] pq**
Master, aren't you embarrassed, chu?
**[06:36] lam**
A little.
**[06:37] cid**
I know! Maybe there's a
boss that hates fish cakes!
**[06:41] cid**
No, probably not...
**[06:47] lam**
We don't have time to worry about it.
**[06:50] cid**
Yeah. Looks like it's my turn now.
**[06:54] cid**
Yes! That's the power of a hero!
***SIGN*** Battle
**[07:04] dan**
Already?
**[07:06] lip**
Poor little dears.
***SIGN*** Battle
**[07:14] lam**
H-Hey! B-B-Battle?!
**[07:32] cid**
Scared for nothing...
**[07:39] lam**
M-Monster!
**[07:41] lam**
Wh-Wh-What do we do?!
**[07:43] lam**
F-F-Fish cake!
**[07:48] lam**
I guess he doesn't want it...
**[07:53] lam**
Run!
**[07:57] cid**
You idiot! What were you thinking?
**[07:59] lam**
I thought I could use
the fish cake as an item!
**[08:03] cid**
Item? That's it!
**[08:18] lam**
We're saved.
**[08:21] cid**
So these really are like RPG items.
**[08:24] cid**
Lamuness, dear, this is how you use items.
**[08:29] lam**
Want some fish cake?
**[08:31] cid**
Give it a rest!
**[08:42] dan**
Not bad at all.
**[08:43] lip**
We almost had them, too.
**[08:46] bq**
It wouldn't be fun if they
died so soon, gyah.
***SIGN*** Battle
**[08:48] bq**
The game's just getting started!
**[08:53] lam**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** Battle
***SIGN*** Accident
**[09:02] lip**
The fools. Anything but a four
would have been safe.
**[09:05] dan**
Truly. The ultimate fools.
**[09:08] bq**
You're the ones who always
lose to these fools, gyah.
***SIGN*** Accident
**[09:18] ---**
H-Hey!
**[09:19] hebi**
An accident, jaan!
**[09:20] pq**
That's my master, chu!
**[09:22] pq**
You never bring anything but misery, chu!
**[09:25] lam**
Hey!
**[09:33] cid**
Don't shake it.
**[09:35] lam**
It's your fault. Move a little closer.
**[09:44] cid**
How did we end up here?
**[09:47] cid**
It's your fault for rolling that!
**[09:49] lam**
What was that?
**[09:50] cid**
You can't land us anywhere good
because you're a fake hero!
**[09:54] lam**
Shut up, you knockoff!
**[09:56] cid**
Shut up, you imitation crab hero!
**[09:57] lam**
What was that?
**[10:00] cid**
Don't shake it!
**[10:02] hebi**
Jaan, jaan!
**[10:03] hebi**
Darling, this is no time
to be fighting, jaan!
**[10:06] pq**
She's right, Master!
**[10:08] pq**
Use your idiot powers combined to—
**[10:12] both**
That was one step too far!
**[10:15] pq**
I'm gonna puke, chu.
**[10:18] lam**
Hey, don't shake it!
**[10:19] lam**
Get closer! Get closer!
**[10:25] par**
Oh, no!
**[10:26] cac**
No need to worry, I'm
sure they'll come for us!
**[10:30] dan**
They seem to be trapped.
**[10:33] dan**
They may be at the end of their ropes.
**[10:36] dan**
If that's the case, then
the game is already over.
**[10:41] dan**
Let's see how long they last.
**[10:43] par**
Hey! Lamuness may look stupid, but...
**[10:48] par**
Well, he may *be* stupid, but...
**[10:50] par**
Oh man, I still have a lot of doubts!
**[10:53] cac**
Don't out-argue yourself...
**[10:56] par**
Anyway, Lamuness is
*definitely* coming for us!
**[11:00] bq**
She's got spunk, gyah.
**[11:02] lip**
Okay, Dandy. Your turn.
**[11:06] dan**
Well, well! The old maid!
**[11:07] par**
Lamuness...
**[11:09] cac**
I believe in you!
**[11:11] par**
Love, love!
**[11:13] lam**
Old Maid Lamunade!
**[11:15] pq**
What the heck?
**[11:16] cac**
We have a new version!
**[11:18] cid**
Allow me to introduce my new partner.
**[11:20] hebi**
I'm Hebi Metarako.
**[11:24] lam**
I get it!
**[11:25] cid**
This is an RPG world.
**[11:27] cid**
It's time to use an item,
like the matches from before.
**[11:30] lam**
In other words, the fish cake!
**[11:32] cid**
Give it a rest!
**[11:34] lam**
I'm sorry!
**[11:38] lam**
I'm very sorry about this!
**[11:45] lam**
That hurt...
**[11:47] cid**
If it hurts, at least that means we're alive.
**[11:50] cid**
Thank goodness!
**[11:55] par**
Oh, Lamuness, darn it...
***SIGN*** Accident
***SIGN*** Fail
***SIGN*** Move forward six spaces.
**[12:27] pq**
What is this?!
***SIGN*** Miss one turn
**[12:34] dan**
Miss one turn.
**[12:38] hebi**
I'm exhausted, jaan!
***SIGN*** Miss one turn
***SIGN*** Move back five spaces
**[12:45] dan**
Move back five spaces.
**[13:15] dan**
I can't believe they made it this far...
**[13:19] par**
Lamuness!
**[13:20] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:23] cid**
I'm exhausted...
**[13:25] lam**
Darn it. One of us is to
blame for all this.
**[13:29] cid**
What was that?
**[13:32] lam**
I give up.
**[13:33] cid**
Yeah, it's just gonna make us more hungry.
**[13:38] cid**
Aren't we there yet?
**[13:41] cid**
A fire?
**[14:01] cid**
What is this?
**[14:03] lam**
I've seen a lot of these RPGs...
**[14:06] cid**
Lamuness, this is pretty bad... right?
**[14:11] lam**
I don't want to know what's coming!
**[14:20] both**
Monster!
**[14:31] lam**
Hello there...
**[14:32] cid**
Isn't the weather lovely today?
**[14:43] pq**
Master!
**[14:49] lam**
Fish cake! Fish cake! Fish cake!
**[14:53] cid**
Lamuness, that fish cake must be the
ultimate item for beating the boss!
**[15:01] lam**
Fish cake! Fish cake! Fish cake!
**[15:03] lam**
Fish cake! Fish cake! Fish cake!
**[15:04] lam**
Fish cake! Fish cake! Fish cake!
**[15:12] lam**
Oh, no...
**[15:14] pq**
Master, you're just panicking, chu.
**[15:18] dan**
I never thought you would make it this far.
**[15:20] lam**
That fish cake...
**[15:21] lam**
I mean, that voice...
**[15:29] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[15:30] lam**
Lamuness!
**[15:32] lam**
You came!
**[15:37] lam**
P-Parfait! Cacao!
**[15:38] bq**
I'm impressed that
you made it this far, gyah!
**[15:40] dan**
Congratulations. Allow me to show
my appreciation by killing you.
**[15:50] lip**
Go on. Try to clear the event on this space.
**[15:53] cid**
A match of puns?
**[15:54] dan**
I hate those kinds of jokes.
**[15:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[16:00] cac**
Lamuness, hurry!
**[16:03] cac**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[16:04] dan**
The cage won't stop closing
until you defeat us.
**[16:08] lam**
Damn!
**[16:09] lam**
Right now, my temper is
totally... burned out.
**[16:13] dan**
Now's our chance!
**[16:15] dan**
Just as we planned it,
the heroes are exhausted.
**[16:19] dan**
We can finish them off with one strike!
**[16:21] lam**
Shut up! Here we go!
**[16:32] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[17:48] lam**
What?!
**[17:57] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:58] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[18:02] dan**
Now, the next one!
**[18:11] lam**
Ow, ow... This isn't an illusion, right?
**[18:15] cid**
If it was, this wouldn't happen!
**[18:19] cac**
What?
**[18:20] cac**
What's going on?
**[18:22] lip**
Sleepy already?
**[18:24] lip**
But you can't clear the VS Field like that.
**[18:36] cac**
I understand!
**[18:38] cac**
Lord Lamuness, the shoulders!
**[18:41] cac**
The dice on the shoulders!
**[18:42] lam**
What did you say?
**[18:43] pq**
I see! The traps have all been
images created by those dice!
**[18:50] cid**
Took you long enough, idiot!
**[18:51] dan**
That's right! Too bad you're finished.
**[19:08] par**
Lamuness!
**[19:13] dan**
How pathetic!
**[19:25] dan**
Wh-What?
**[19:29] dan**
D-Damn!
**[19:33] lam**
You're finished now!
**[19:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[19:59] dan**
We'll get you next time...
**[20:01] lip**
We'll be waiting on the next VS Field!
**[20:11] par**
We're saved!
**[20:12] par**
Yes!
**[20:19] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[20:23] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:24] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[20:28] par**
Darn it! Took you long enough!
**[20:30] par**
I knew you'd come!
**[20:31] par**
Heroes have to show up
just in the nick of time!
**[20:35] par**
But they always save the day!
**[20:37] par**
Idiot...
**[20:40] par**
But thank you.
**[20:41] cac**
I feel so relieved that
my head is spinning...
**[20:49] cid**
So we've now cleared four VS fields.
**[20:52] cac**
It appears the next stage is calling us.
**[20:55] lam**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] lam**
We switched bodies!
**[22:26] lam**
I'm Da Cider? That's so gross!
**[22:29] lam**
Now Parfait?
**[22:31] lam**
I've got no chest!
**[22:32] lam**
Now I'm Cacao, and I'll do
this thing and that thing...
**[22:37] lam**
But now's not the time!
**[22:40] lam**
Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:43] lam**
"Who Am I?!"
**[22:45] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:47] lam**
Who Am I?!
**[22:48] lam**
This is making me blush...
# E18 - Who Am I?!
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:36] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Who Am I?!
***SIGN*** Who Am I?!
**[02:25] lam**
What is this place?
**[02:27] lam**
It's so foggy, I can't see a thing.
**[02:30] cac**
It's clearly a new VS Field, but...
**[02:33] cid**
Trying to fight here would be...
**[02:36] par**
...a serious *mist*ake.
**[02:38] lam**
Well, it's okay.
**[02:39] lam**
We've got the invincible Kaiser Fire!
**[02:43] pq**
Yeah, don't *fog*get about him!
**[02:45] cid**
What?!
**[02:46] lam**
Let's find the guardian of this field,
**[02:48] lam**
and give him a real *hazing* with Kaiser Fire!
**[02:51] cid**
They beat me to all the good puns...
**[02:55] cid**
Not good. I need to make a comeback somehow.
**[02:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness! What is that?
**[03:00] lam**
There's something in the fog!
**[03:05] cac**
How *misty*rious.
**[03:08] cid**
What are you doing to me?!
**[03:18] bq**
Now, let's bathe Lamuness and his
party with our *mist*ery weapon!
**[03:24] dan**
But what on earth...
**[03:26] lip**
...is the *mist*ery weapon?
**[03:29] bq**
The proper name for it is the
"Personality-Swapping Mist," gyah.
**[03:34] dan**
What an esoteric name!
**[03:36] lip**
Truly, a name that offers no clue
at all as to its true purpose!
**[03:42] lip**
Mysterious!
**[03:43] bq**
You two are so dedicated to idiocy, gyah.
**[03:46] bq**
Then I'll show you the power
of the *mist*ery weapon, gyah!
**[03:49] lam**
Hey, are you all still with me?
**[03:52] par**
Hey, Lamuness. Don't get so far ahead.
**[03:56] cac**
We can't even see a few
feet ahead in this fog.
**[04:00] lam**
You're pathetic.
**[04:02] lam**
We'll have to stay in close
contact while we walk, I guess.
**[04:04] lam**
Let's go!
**[04:08] par**
Where are you touching me, you perv?!
**[04:10] lam**
Sorry, sorry.
**[04:11] lam**
I thought it was your back.
**[04:15] pq**
Master, you never know when
to shut your mouth, chu.
**[04:19] cac**
Lord Lamuness, are you all right?
**[04:23] par**
What a creep.
**[04:25] cid**
Mutter, mutter... Mutter,
mutter... Mutter, mutter...
**[04:28] cid**
Mist, mist, mist...
**[04:31] cid**
Ah, it's no use!
**[04:34] par**
What are you doing, Da Cider?!
**[04:37] par**
Stop wasting time or we'll get separated!
**[04:39] hebi**
Shut up, jaan! Darling is
fighting a slump, jaan.
**[04:43] par**
Slump?
**[04:44] cid**
Let's see. *Mist*reating...
*mist*icism... in a *mist*rial?
**[04:53] cid**
They're going to revoke my pun king title!
**[04:59] bw**
Now, gyah!
**[05:00] bw**
Hit them with the *mist*ery weapon, gyah!
**[05:03] bw**
Yes, sir!
**[05:07] bw**
Lord Lamuness?
**[05:10] lam**
What's going on?
**[05:15] par**
Lamuness! Cacao!
**[05:17] cid**
Lamuness and Cacao were
covered in that crimson mist...
**[05:21] cid**
Truly grim-son.
**[05:22] hebi**
Grim-son... crimson... grimson?
Darling, that doesn't work, jaan...
**[05:29] cid**
My pun king pride!
**[05:32] par**
Give it a rest, already!
**[05:41] cac**
Stop doing that dumb stuff
while we're in danger!
**[05:46] par**
Cacao!
**[05:47] hebi**
Darling?
**[05:48] cac**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[05:50] cac**
I'm calling Kaiser Fire!
**[05:54] cac**
What's this?
**[05:57] cac**
Sorry, Cacao! I didn't realize
your breasts were there!
**[06:03] cac**
It was an accident! Please forgive me!
**[06:05] par**
Cacao? What are you doing?
**[06:12] lam**
I'm pretty sure the enemy machine came
down, and then... What happened to me?
**[06:19] pq**
M-Master, is it just me or are
you acting pretty weird, chu?
**[06:24] lam**
Oh, PQ dear. Do you know where the
others have gotten off to, perhaps?
**[06:29] pq**
Does this mean... has the time
I always feared arrived, chu?
**[06:41] cac**
I'm standing over there?
**[06:43] cac**
Then who's the person standing here?!
**[06:46] lam**
I'm standing there, and I'm also here...
**[06:53] cac**
I fell over!
**[06:54] pq**
Master's turned gay, chu!
**[06:58] cac**
Who are you calling gay?
**[07:00] pq**
Ow, ow!
**[07:02] par**
I have doubts!
**[07:03] par**
What's going on here?
**[07:06] bq**
That went perfect, gyah!
**[07:13] dan**
Did you see the power of
our *mist*ery weapon
**[07:17] lip**
Although its proper name is
Personality-Swapping Mist...
**[07:21] cac**
Personality-Swapping?
**[07:23] cid**
Personality? Per fatality, proportionality...
**[07:26] par**
That's it!
**[07:28] par**
That red mist caused Lamuness and
Cacao to switch their bodies!
**[07:33] lip**
To be able to guess everything
just from hearing the name...
**[07:37] dan**
They're impressive.
**[07:39] bq**
Let it go already, gyah.
**[07:41] cac**
Just what are you trying
to get us to do?! Hey!
**[07:45] bq**
You can't even figure that out, gyah?
**[07:48] bq**
I'll tell you, then.
**[07:49] bq**
We're going to use our *mist*ery weapon
to make you change bodies...
**[07:53] par**
Then what?
**[07:55] bq**
And it'll be hilarious, gyah!
**[07:59] cid**
Hilarious... A tall wrestler
specializes in hi-lariats...
**[08:04] bq**
What are you doing? Attack with the *mist*ery
weapon while they're off their guard!
**[08:09] dan**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[08:14] bq**
You fool! What are you doing?!
**[08:16] lip**
Get 'em, gyah!
**[08:18] bq**
Forgive me...
**[08:22] dan**
Oh dear, how smoky!
**[08:23] lip**
This is pathetic, gyah!
**[08:25] lip**
Let's get out of here
and think up a new plan!
**[08:30] par**
They're getting away!
**[08:31] cac**
Get back here! You can't leave me like this!
**[08:36] cid**
Wait up... Weighed up...
**[08:38] par**
Stop stalling and come on!
**[08:41] ---**
Um...
**[08:42] par**
We'll explain later! Cacao, let's go!
**[08:45] ---**
Uh...
**[08:47] cac**
Hey! Get back here already!
**[08:53] cid**
Darn it. They escaped!
**[08:55] cid**
This is because you're so irresponsible!
**[08:59] cid**
You worthless hero!
**[09:01] cac**
Blaming me for this, jaan...
How cruel even for you, darling!
**[09:05] cid**
Darling... you mean...
**[09:08] par**
It appears that Parfait and
I have switched places.
**[09:14] cid**
I can't stand this!
**[09:16] hebi**
Oh, then who am I now?
**[09:22] pq**
It appears I'm the only one
who's completely normal!
**[09:28] lam**
You're so annoying, jabbering in my ear!
**[09:31] lam**
Master, chu!
**[09:35] lam**
This can't be true!
**[09:38] par**
On a foggy VS Field, *mist*rust abounds...
**[09:41] par**
How's that?
**[09:43] par**
Laugh, damn you all!
**[09:46] par**
Laugh, laugh!
**[09:46] cac**
That's my real darling!
**[09:51] pq**
PQ! Dammit, I won't forget this!
**[09:53] lam**
The more you complain, the more I pinch, chu!
**[09:57] cid**
No!
**[10:01] par**
Laugh, damn you! Laugh! Laugh!
**[10:09] lam**
Who are you?
**[10:11] ---**
PQ!
**[10:12] cac**
This is trouble!
**[10:13] ---**
Pikyu.
**[10:14] cid**
One man's trash is another man's...
**[10:15] hebi**
...treasure.
**[10:22] pq**
Well, at least the damn fog cleared up...
**[10:25] par**
But it means the red mist is gone, too.
**[10:28] cac**
So there's no way to get
back to normal, jaan.
**[10:32] cid**
How long do I have to
stay in this awful body?
**[10:37] par**
Hang on a minute, Parfait!
What's that supposed to mean?
**[10:41] cac**
Yeah, jaan! Yeah, jaan!
**[10:42] cac**
That's a rude thing to
say to my darling, jaan!
**[10:45] cid**
But... But...
**[10:47] lam**
I'm so tired of walking now, chu.
**[10:50] pq**
It's because you always laze
around on my shoulder.
**[10:54] pq**
Have you gained a new appreciation for me?
**[10:57] lam**
Shut your face, chu!
**[11:00] lam**
The past is in the past, chu.
**[11:02] lam**
It would be better if you learned
your place already, Master.
**[11:08] pq**
Don't you get smart with me!
**[11:10] pq**
The minute I'm back to
normal, I'm taking revenge!
**[11:14] lam**
That's assuming you ever
*do* get back to normal!
**[11:17] pq**
Stop!
**[11:19] cid**
I can't take this anymore!
**[11:21] cid**
Cacao! Haven't you found
the enemy's location yet?
**[11:24] ---**
But how am I supposed to
do that with this body?
**[11:31] cid**
We do seem to be going the right way, but...
**[11:34] cac**
Look at that, jaan!
**[11:39] par**
That's it! The personality-swapping
*mist*ery weapon!
**[11:43] pq**
Okay! Everyone, full speed
ahead for that mist!
**[11:47] cid**
In other words, we run!
**[11:50] cac**
Okay, jaan!
**[11:51] ---**
Charge!
**[11:54] dan**
Lord BQ.
**[11:55] dan**
The fools are heading our way.
**[11:58] bq**
No matter, gyah.
**[12:00] bq**
The minute they arrive
here, they're finished.
**[12:03] bq**
It's time to use the *mist*ery
weapon at maximum strength.
**[12:07] bq**
All the preparations are in place!
**[12:14] pq**
There! How do you like that?
**[12:19] lam**
Now I'm Lamuness!
**[12:22] par**
I'm in this hysterical chick's body, jaan!
**[12:25] hebi**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[12:28] lam**
Cacao in Da Cider's body passed out!
**[12:32] cac**
I'll give her a *pass*!
**[12:34] lam**
Wake up, Cacao!
**[12:36] lam**
If you don't, you'll get
stuck as Da Cider forever!
**[12:40] cid**
Please, anything but that...
**[12:42] pq**
Dammit! Let's just keep trying
until we go back to normal!
**[12:52] pq**
How about now?!
**[12:55] pq**
Why?!
**[12:57] pq**
I'm PQ!
**[12:59] cid**
Now I'm my darling!
**[13:01] lam**
Ah! My sweet Hebi Metako.
**[13:04] lam**
Shall I call you Hebi Da Sako now?
**[13:06] hebi**
I have doubts!
**[13:08] hebi**
I'm a snake-girl now!
**[13:10] par**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[13:12] cac**
Which means...
**[13:14] cac**
Oh, thank goodness! I'm back to normal!
**[13:17] cac**
Now I can relax...
**[13:21] all**
One more time!
**[13:28] pq**
I don't care what else happens!
Just let me stop being PQ!
**[13:33] lam**
I would have rather been darling...
**[13:36] cid**
I'm PQ, chu!
**[13:38] hebi**
I'm getting pretty sick of this.
**[13:40] par**
I'm back to normal!
**[13:42] par**
Thank goodness!
**[13:43] pq**
But there's only a few of us left...
**[13:47] hebi**
Next time might be our chance!
**[13:49] all**
Go!
**[13:52] pq**
Pikyu!
**[13:53] pq**
We did it! I'm cute li'l PQ again!
**[13:59] hebi**
This slick, supple body! I'm
all back to normal too, jaan!
**[14:04] lam**
Which...
**[14:05] cid**
...means...
**[14:08] lam**
Well, it seems everyone's
back to normal now, Lamuness!
**[14:12] pq**
Pikyu?
**[14:13] cid**
Yeah, I was pretty worried
for a minute there, Da Cider!
**[14:19] cid**
What?
**[14:22] cid**
Why? Why do I have to be this
old pun-spouting weirdo now?
**[14:28] lam**
Stop fighting it, Lamuness.
**[14:29] cid**
What?!
**[14:30] lam**
This is heaven's judgment.
**[14:32] lam**
From now on, I shall be the true hero!
**[14:36] cid**
Hey!
**[14:37] cid**
It's not fair to take advantage of
the situation like that, Da Cider!
**[14:40] lam**
Shut up!
**[14:41] lam**
I chose to *fog*go any more
of this *haze*rdous business!
**[14:44] hebi**
Darling! Great one, jaan!
**[14:47] hebi**
Give my body back right now!
**[14:50] hebi**
It's my body now!
**[14:51] hebi**
You geezer hero!
**[14:52] hebi**
You child hero!
**[14:54] par**
I have questions.
**[14:55] par**
They both seem like they're
back to normal, but...
**[14:58] cac**
That's because they had the
same personality to start with.
**[15:02] par**
I see. So the way you tell them apart is
that the one who makes puns is Da Cider,
**[15:06] par**
and the one who doesn't is Lamuness.
**[15:08] both**
How dare you!
**[15:10] cid**
I don't have to take that from you!
**[15:13] lam**
I don't want to be associated with
some pun-ignorant fool, either!
**[15:17] lam**
What was that?!
**[15:19] lam**
Just what I said!
**[15:22] bq**
That's enough of that, gyah!
**[15:24] both**
What?!
**[15:26] bq**
I get exhausted just watching it, gyah.
**[15:28] bq**
You're still pretty much the same
person, so just drop it, gyah!
**[15:32] both**
What did you say?!
**[15:35] dan**
Fool heroes... this time, we'll finish this.
**[15:39] lip**
Call out Kaiser Fire at once.
**[15:42] cid**
We don't have a choice...
**[15:43] cid**
D-Da Cider. Call Kaiser Fire.
**[15:46] lam**
What's that? You want *me* to call it?
**[15:49] cid**
You're Lamuness right now,
so we don't have a choice.
**[15:52] cid**
Do it already!
**[15:54] lam**
So this moment has finally come.
**[15:57] lam**
Which means...
**[16:00] lam**
Respond to the call of a true hero,
**[16:03] lam**
and reveal your brilliant visage,
Spirit Knight of justice!
**[16:07] lam**
Kaiser Fi—
**[16:11] cid**
Just do it already!
**[16:53] lam**
Hey, hey! Did you see that?
**[16:55] lam**
I just called it!
**[16:57] lam**
Kaiser Fire came to me!
**[17:00] pq**
Even with a swapped personality,
he's still an idiot, chu.
**[17:03] hebi**
Yay, darling! You finally did it, jaan!
**[17:06] cid**
Right now, I'm feeling totally... frustrated!
**[17:13] bq**
They brought it out, not
realizing it's a trap, gyah!
**[17:16] bq**
You two. Just like we planned it, gyah!
**[17:19] both**
Yes, sir!
**[17:27] pq**
So smoky, chu!
**[17:30] cid**
This again?!
**[17:32] bq**
Now, gyah!
**[17:33] both**
Yes, sir!
**[17:37] dan**
Huh? Where are we?
**[17:40] lip**
My chest suddenly feels super heavy!
**[17:44] ---**
H-Hey!
**[17:45] dan**
Can it be...
**[17:47] lam**
You caught on too late, foolish heroes!
**[17:51] cid**
This is another way we
have of using this fog.
**[17:54] lam**
Now Kaiser Fire belongs to us!
**[17:58] dan**
Oh, no!
**[18:00] lip**
So they changed places with us, did they?
**[18:05] bq**
Do you see, gyah?
**[18:06] bq**
If I take careful aim, I can change
personalities much more precisely!
**[18:13] bq**
You must truly be fools
not to realize that, gyah!
**[18:16] bq**
What are you going to do without
your precious Spirit Knight, gyah?
**[18:21] dan**
Well, we can start with...
**[18:22] lip**
...this.
**[18:26] bq**
Hey! Don't stretch out your commander, gyah!
**[18:30] dan**
If Kaiser Fire is currently being
piloted by Black Dandy...
**[18:34] dan**
And Black Lip, then guess
who's in here with you?
**[18:39] bq**
D-Damn, gyah.
**[18:41] bq**
Gyah!
**[18:44] cid**
Lord BQ!
**[18:46] cid**
When did they...
**[18:48] dan**
Give us back our bodies right now!
**[18:51] lip**
If you don't...
**[18:55] bq**
Ouch! That's hot, gyah!
**[18:57] lam**
Lord BQ!
**[19:00] bq**
D-Don't falter, gyah! They're
clearly bluffing, gyah!
**[19:06] dan**
Bluffing, are we?
**[19:08] lip**
You don't seem to know what I'm capable of...
**[19:11] bq**
That's hot!
**[19:13] cid**
They can't be serious, can they?
**[19:16] ram**
C-Can it be...
**[19:18] ram**
A-Anyway, if we just take Kaiser
Fire back now that we have it...
**[19:22] pq**
Not so fast, chu.
**[19:24] pq**
What?
**[19:25] hebi**
If you do that, BQ will end up
even more badly abused, jaan.
**[19:29] cid**
O-Oh, no!
**[19:30] pq**
When my master says he'll do
something, he always does it, chu!
**[19:37] bq**
Gyah!
**[19:39] bq**
I don't wanna die here, gyah!
**[19:48] lam**
We're finally back to normal!
**[19:51] cid**
You really toyed with us a lot back there...
**[19:54] hebi**
Darling! Let's do it, jaan!
**[19:56] cid**
That's right! Let's get it done, Lamuness!
**[19:58] lam**
Here we go!
**[20:03] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:16] bq**
We played around too much, gyah!
**[20:31] lam**
That was easy!
**[20:33] lam**
At this rate, we'll definitely
beat Black Lamuness!
**[20:37] pq**
You're so confident, master.
**[20:40] lam**
When I say I'm going to do
something, I always do it.
**[20:43] lam**
So...
**[20:45] pq**
Pikyu!
**[20:46] pq**
I said I was going to take revenge, so...
**[20:48] pq**
Take this!
**[20:52] pq**
Master, you're so sincere!
**[20:53] lam**
Take this! And this!
**[20:55] pq**
Forgive me, Master!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
**[22:23] lam**
Emergency! Emergency!
We turned into little kids!
**[22:27] lam**
But don't you underestimate us!
**[22:30] lam**
Hero Lamuness won't be
deterred from his mission!
**[22:34] lam**
Yeah! Yeah! An amusement park!
**[22:38] lam**
Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
**[22:41] lam**
"The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!"
**[22:44] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[22:47] lam**
This is making me blush...
**[22:47] lam**
The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
# E19 - The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVDJ7Z6/the-hero-is-a-three-year-old)
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:37] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness, and
sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
***SIGN*** The Hero is a Three-Year-Old?!
**[02:22] par**
Hey, hey. I wonder what
the next stage will be like!
**[02:25] cid**
Whatever it's like, as long as
I'm here, you can rest in peace—
**[02:29] cid**
I mean, you can rest easy knowing that I'll—
**[02:31] cac**
Lord Lamuness! Over there!
**[02:33] lam**
I see it! The way out!
**[02:47] lam**
What is that?
**[02:54] par**
It's beautiful!
**[03:10] lam**
Parfait!
**[03:15] cid**
Lamuness!
**[03:16] hebi**
Darling! Look out, jaan!
**[03:18] cid**
What?
**[03:19] cid**
What?!
**[03:23] cac**
What on earth...
**[03:26] cac**
Oh, I feel faint...
**[03:35] lam**
Cacao! Cacao!
**[03:39] cac**
Lord Lamuness! Thank goodness you're—
**[03:57] pq**
They've all become little children, chu!
**[04:01] pq**
Looking after little kids
is so exhausting, chu.
**[04:04] lam**
It's not like I *wanted* to
be a little kid again!
**[04:09] pq**
You kicked me!
**[04:13] par**
Look at that!
**[04:15] lam**
It's an amusement park!
**[04:17] cid**
Yeah, it is!
**[04:18] all**
Yay! Yay!
**[04:27] hebi**
That cool, sexy darling of mine...
**[04:30] cac**
We should chaperone them.
**[05:04] dan**
Ladies and gentlemen!
**[05:06] lip**
Welcome to Amuseland!
**[05:08] par**
Look! Clowns!
**[05:11] lam**
Yay! Yay!
**[05:13] cac**
There's something familiar
about those clowns, though...
**[05:16] dan**
Presto, change-o...
**[05:20] dan**
And appear!
**[05:23] dan**
Take them.
**[05:33] dan**
The truth is, I have a request
for you sweet children.
**[05:37] lip**
It's something important that
only the best little kids can do.
**[05:40] cid**
What is it? Tell me!
**[05:42] cid**
I'm a good kid!
**[05:45] dan**
You just need to take this prism,
**[05:48] dan**
and put it in the magic circle at
the highest point of that castle.
**[05:54] lip**
Can you do that?
**[05:56] lam**
I'm not a kid, and that's easy!
**[06:01] par**
I got doubts!
**[06:03] par**
Do we get something if we do it?
**[06:06] lip**
Oh yes, something very good!
**[06:10] lip**
You'll get to clear (kuriya) this stage!
***SIGN*** Chestnut (kuri) Arrow (ya)
**[06:16] dan**
In addition, you'll get to ride all the rides
and visit all the attractions you want.
**[06:23] dan**
Now... if you're good kids, rise
to the challenge! (charenji)
***SIGN*** Tea (cha) Microwave (renji)
**[06:31] cid**
That's funny, darn it!
**[06:33] dan**
Here.
**[06:35] lam**
Okay, let's do it!
**[06:37] lip**
Why, I can't wait to see it!
**[06:40] dan**
Bye-bee!
**[06:48] dan**
I even make a perfect clown.
**[06:58] pq**
Looks haunted...
**[07:00] lam**
Humph! You can't eat cotton candy
if you're scared of ghosts!
**[07:04] par**
That didn't make any sense,
but you're so brave, Lamuness!
**[07:08] lam**
Yeah, I am.
**[07:09] lam**
Anyway, ladies first...
**[07:13] pq**
Pathetic, chu.
**[07:18] lam**
E-Everyone, make sure you stay close to me.
**[07:22] cac**
That's right!
**[07:23] cac**
Let's all hold hands so
that no one gets lost.
**[07:26] all**
Okay!
**[07:34] hebi**
Darling. Whose hand are you holding, jaan?
**[07:36] cid**
Whose? It's...
**[07:53] lam**
You made him cry! You made him cry!
**[07:56] lam**
You're a bad boy! You're a bad boy!
**[07:59] lam**
We're telling! We're telling!
**[08:02] lam**
We're telling teacher!
**[08:13] cac**
There, there.
**[08:14] cac**
He's gone now, don't cry.
**[08:16] cid**
I'm not scared! I'm just fine!
**[08:25] bq**
This is hilarious, gyah!
**[08:26] bq**
Can't wait to see what happens next, gyah!
**[08:30] lip**
The four card warriors await
them on the next level.
**[08:43] par**
They're cards!
**[08:46] cid**
That scared me so much.
**[08:49] cid**
I'm card for life!
**[08:51] cac**
I see. Because "card"
sounds like "scarred".
**[08:55] par**
Hey, that was a stupid joke.
**[08:59] cid**
Laugh, darn it!
**[09:01] cid**
If you don't laugh, I'll cry!
**[09:04] pq**
This is why I hate kids, chu.
**[09:07] lam**
Let's laugh, everyone!
**[09:09] lam**
One, two...
**[09:13] lam**
This is more exhausting than usual.
**[09:41] lip**
The plan is that they keep swapping,
**[09:43] lip**
so you never know which
weapon they'll attack with.
**[09:47] dan**
It seems Lamuness and his
party have met... their end.
**[10:02] par**
Lamuness!
**[10:03] pq**
It's not fair to fight a kid, chu!
**[10:06] cid**
I'm gonna cry!
**[10:08] all**
Don't cry!
**[10:11] hebi**
Darling!
**[10:23] lam**
H-Hero Lamuness, real name Baba Lamunade,
now faces the greatest threat of his life!
**[10:33] king**
What did you just say?
**[10:36] lam**
Hero Lamuness, real name Baba...
**[10:39] all**
Baba?!
**[10:51] pq**
You did it!
**[10:52] pq**
Master, your intimidated them away!
**[10:55] hebi**
And never come back, jaan!
**[10:57] par**
Lamuness, you're awesome!
**[10:59] lam**
Yeah!
**[11:01] cac**
They heard "baba," like in Old Maid,
and thought you meant the joker.
**[11:05] cac**
Kings and queens can't
beat the joker, after all.
**[11:08] bq**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[11:11] dan**
Next time... Next time,
we'll surely scare them—
**[11:17] bq**
Why are *you* the ones who are scared, gyah?!
**[11:23] par**
I wuv you!
**[11:25] lam**
If you change that channel, I'll cry!
**[11:27] pq**
There, there!
**[11:28] cac**
Hey, good kids!
**[11:29] pq**
Fight the good fight, chu!
**[11:30] cid**
Even the smallest of us...
**[11:32] hebi**
...has feelings.
**[11:36] pq**
Still looks really haunted up here, chu...
**[11:39] lam**
We need a good
laugh at times like this.
**[11:43] lam**
Da Cider, give us a joke!
**[11:46] par**
Yeah, yeah!
**[11:48] par**
Do something funny.
**[11:51] cid**
F-Fine.
**[11:52] cid**
Leave it to me.
**[11:54] cid**
Hey, gravedigger! Doing good business?
**[11:57] cid**
It's looking pretty grave.
**[11:59] cid**
I did it!
**[12:04] par**
Da Cider, your jokes are the worst.
**[12:07] cid**
I-I'm gonna cry!
**[12:11] cac**
Be careful! Something's coming!
**[12:14] hebi**
Ja-ja-jaan!
**[12:31] lam**
It's a treasure chest!
**[12:34] lam**
Treasure! Treasure!
**[12:40] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] lam**
Vampire bats!
**[12:49] hebi**
They'll suck our blood, jaan!
**[13:01] cid**
That tickles!
**[13:02] cac**
Not there! Please, stop it!
**[13:11] par**
That tickles!
**[13:17] dan**
Behold, the terror of the tickle bats!
**[13:20] dan**
Suffer and laugh yourselves to death!
**[13:26] cid**
I'm g-gonna laugh myself to death!
**[13:29] lam**
At times like this...
**[13:33] lam**
t-there's always a way out!
**[13:38] lam**
C-Cacao-chan!
**[13:41] ---**
Yes!
**[13:42] lam**
Use your dowsing...
**[13:46] lam**
to find a way out!
**[13:49] cac**
R-Right.
**[13:50] cac**
Way out, way out...
**[13:54] cac**
It's that way!
**[13:56] lam**
Let's break through!
**[14:12] par**
It's pinball!
**[14:33] cid**
Ow, ow, ow... that hurt.
**[14:37] cid**
I broke my butt!
**[14:40] hebi**
You're right! It's split down the middle!
**[14:44] cac**
It's supposed to be split there.
**[14:45] pq**
Where are we, chu?
**[14:54] lam**
It's the magic circle!
**[14:56] lam**
This is the top floor!
**[14:58] par**
Yay! We did it!
**[15:02] lam**
So if we set this in the middle,
we'll clear this stage, too!
**[15:21] par**
What happened?
**[15:25] dan**
Well done, all!
**[15:28] lam**
Dandy!
**[15:29] dan**
That prism was the energy source
for this magical mecha, Tenko!
**[15:34] lam**
I see!
**[15:35] lam**
Those clowns before were
you guys in disguise!
**[15:40] cid**
You tricked us!
**[15:44] lip**
Would you die in the haunted castle,
or would you activate Tenko for us?
**[15:51] lip**
It was a win-win plan for us.
**[15:53] bq**
Of course, I, BQ, scripted all of it, gyah!
**[15:56] par**
Rejected!
**[15:58] par**
That's what I'd like to say, but
we can't turn back time now.
**[16:01] cid**
Which means, Da Cider...
**[16:03] cid**
Yeah! Let's summon Kaiser Fire!
**[16:57] lam**
I can't reach!
**[17:00] pq**
Everything about this day is awful, chu.
**[17:03] par**
You gotta beat 'em, Lamuness!
**[17:05] cac**
Lord Da Cider, you gotta beat 'em too!
**[17:08] cac**
Oops, I guess the kiddie talk is catching.
**[17:14] bq**
Destroy them at once, gyah!
**[17:16] dan**
Go, Tenko!
**[17:42] pq**
He brought out a tiger, chu!
**[17:44] pq**
A dragon, chu!
**[17:46] pq**
A snake, chu!
**[17:48] pq**
A panda, chu!
**[18:02] lam**
Darn it! You won't beat me!
**[18:08] pq**
I knew it.
**[18:10] lam**
Let's go!
**[18:28] dan**
Goddamn!
**[18:30] dan**
Next one!
**[18:40] lip**
We did it!
**[18:44] bq**
They're gone, gyah!
**[18:46] lam**
We're up here, gyah!
**[18:48] cid**
That was easy!
**[18:50] bq**
This is going nowhere, gyah!
**[18:52] dan**
Okay, let's finish them off!
**[19:08] par**
They're gonna beat 'em!
**[19:18] cid**
We're gonna lose!
**[19:21] hebi**
Darling...
**[19:23] lam**
We'll fight magic with magic!
**[19:25] pq**
I'm dying, chu.
**[19:42] bq**
They're gone, gyah!
**[19:42] dan**
Impossible!
**[19:50] lam**
We were hiding inside!
**[19:52] lam**
Let's finish 'em!
**[19:54] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:07] cac**
T-Thank goodness!
**[20:10] lam**
Cacao!
**[20:12] cac**
I was worried for a moment back there.
**[20:14] cac**
I'm so glad you're back to normal.
**[20:17] hebi**
Now, darling, why not give
us a joke to end it with?
**[20:21] cid**
Leave it to me!
**[20:23] cid**
What do you call a bowl designed for infants?
**[20:25] hebi**
I don't know. What?
**[20:27] cid**
Chil*dish*!
**[20:29] cid**
What do you think?
**[20:30] cid**
My excellent rapid-fire gags...
**[20:33] cid**
I really am a genius.
**[20:34] cac**
I'm sorry to bring everything down, but...
**[20:39] par**
What are you going to do
with that, Da Cider dear?
**[20:43] par**
Your diaper.
**[20:52] hebi**
Darling!
**[20:53] lam**
Well, the next stage is calling!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Swept to a deserted island, I'm in big trouble!
***SIGN*** Plus, I'm alone with Cacao!
***SIGN*** Alone with... Alone with...
***SIGN*** And... what?
***SIGN*** Is this what it means to spend the night with someone?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Cacao's Tears"!
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Cacao's Tears!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E20 - Cacao's Tears!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYMEX8K56/cacaos-tears)
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:37] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
**[01:38] ---**
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:42] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field and
**[01:48] ---**
reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Cacao's Tears
***SIGN*** Cacao's Tears.
**[02:21] lam**
There are two stages left.
**[02:23] lam**
This is easy!
**[02:24] cid**
This is all, once again, thanks to me!
**[02:28] hebi**
Darling! You're so cool, jaan!
**[02:31] lam**
What's this?
**[02:34] par**
What's going on?!
**[02:35] cac**
We're being pulled apart!
**[02:51] cac**
I-It appears we've arrived...
**[02:54] cac**
Were you hurt, Lord Lamuness?
**[02:57] lam**
I'm not hurt, but I'm not sure
where to look right now...
**[03:02] cac**
S-Stop that! I...
**[03:05] lam**
At any rate, what is this place?
**[03:13] pq**
It looks like a maze, huh, chu?
**[03:16] lam**
Yeah.
**[03:17] lam**
Hey, where is everyone?
**[03:19] cac**
Good question.
**[03:21] lam**
Hey! Parfait!
**[03:23] lam**
Awful pun guy!
**[03:28] lam**
Gosh, I guess we got separated.
**[03:31] cac**
But we were together
when we were sent here.
**[03:34] cac**
They must be somewhere on this VS Field.
**[03:40] lam**
That's true.
**[03:41] lam**
Well, if we wander around,
I'm sure we'll run into them.
**[03:44] cac**
True!
**[03:48] cid**
Hey, hey. Where's that exit?
**[03:51] cid**
A maze without an exit...
**[03:53] cid**
How a*maze*ingly annoying!
**[03:55] hebi**
Yay, darling! Even exhausted,
your wit is razor-sharp, jaan!
**[04:02] par**
This is so stupid.
**[04:04] cid**
Hey, Parfait. Didn't we go past here before?
**[04:06] par**
Of course not!
**[04:08] par**
I've been marking everywhere
we pass in the exact same way!
**[04:13] par**
See? I'm making marks like these...
**[04:15] par**
...right here. Which means...
**[04:18] cid**
We're lost, right?
**[04:19] hebi**
Jaan.
**[04:23] lip**
No need to panic.
**[04:25] ---**
What?
**[04:25] ---**
Huh?
**[04:26] lip**
The fun is just getting started.
**[04:28] lip**
As you begin your a*maze*ing journey,
let me give you a taste of my whip.
**[04:45] dan**
The power of the hero Lamuness...
**[04:47] dan**
comes from Kaiser Fire alone.
**[04:51] dan**
Which means that if Lamuness can't
use Kaiser Fire, he's just a child.
**[04:56] dan**
If we separate them and fight
them physically one-on-one,
**[05:00] dan**
the hero Lamuness won't stand a chance.
**[05:04] dan**
It's such a brilliant plan.
**[05:07] dan**
Now come to me quickly, Hero Lamuness.
**[05:11] dan**
I'll fillet you with my axe.
**[05:24] cac**
L-Lord Lamuness?
**[05:25] lam**
How far does this stupid maze go?
**[05:29] cac**
I'm afraid I couldn't say...
**[05:31] lam**
No matter which way I look,
it's nothing but walls!
**[05:37] lam**
Sheesh! It's suffocating in here!
**[05:41] lam**
The only opening is at the top...
**[05:45] lam**
Hey, that's an idea!
**[05:47] cac**
What is it, Lord Lamuness?
**[05:49] lam**
Cacao!
**[05:53] cac**
Th-This is so sudden...
I need time to prepare...
**[05:57] lam**
Hang on tight.
**[06:08] lam**
*When Cacao clings to me,
I can feel her chest...*
**[06:11] lam**
*It's incredible!*
**[06:17] pq**
Wh-What a big maze, chu!
**[06:19] lam**
Yeah! It was a good idea
to stop walking, huh?
**[06:22] cac**
Yes! You are brilliant
as ever, Lord Lamuness.
**[06:25] cac**
But where are Parfait and Lord Da Cider?
**[06:32] lam**
Master, what's the matter?
**[06:34] lam**
You're turning red, chu.
**[06:35] lam**
Oh, nothing, nothing!
**[06:45] lam**
Let's see, Parfait and pun guy are...
**[06:49] lam**
There they are!
**[06:53] lam**
Hey, there they are!
**[06:56] lam**
Hey, Parfait! Da Cider!
**[07:04] pq**
Master, you never prepare for these things!
**[07:08] lam**
What do you expect me to do about it now?!
**[07:14] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[07:16] cac**
Help me, please!
**[07:18] lam**
Cacao!
**[07:19] pq**
Master! Please help me!
**[07:23] lam**
PQ!
**[07:24] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[07:25] cac**
Cacao!
**[07:26] cac**
Master!
**[07:28] cac**
PQ!
**[07:29] cac**
Should I save Cacao or PQ?
**[07:32] cac**
Cacao or PQ? PQ or Cacao?
**[07:41] cac**
Sorry, PQ... I need you to forgive me.
**[07:44] cac**
It's just that if I save Cacao...
**[07:47] cac**
It'll feel really good!
**[07:50] cac**
Cacao!
**[07:53] cac**
Please, save me!
**[07:55] lam**
Cacao, are you okay?
**[07:57] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:02] cac**
Is something the matter, Lord Lamuness?
**[08:05] cac**
Your face is so red.
**[08:07] lam**
Oh, it's nothing...
**[08:10] lam**
Anyway, what should we do? We
definitely can't climb that cliff.
**[08:16] lam**
Hey, an island!
**[08:18] lam**
Cacao, hold on tight!
**[08:20] cac**
Okay!
**[08:22] lam**
Here we go!
**[08:24] dan**
Now come to me, Hero Lamuness!
**[08:30] lip**
Take this and this!
**[08:36] par**
What's all this?
**[08:43] cid**
Interesting. Time to put
my jump power to the test.
**[08:47] hebi**
Darling! Go for it, jaan!
**[08:49] cid**
Okay, let's get it done!
**[08:52] par**
Wait!
**[09:05] hebi**
Darling. You have become the wind, jaan.
**[09:15] par**
You could have just gone under them.
**[09:17] ---**
Hey, hey, hey!
**[10:05] lam**
So cold...
**[10:18] par**
Are you forgetting me?
**[10:20] lam**
And thus, we engaged upon our forbidden...
**[10:22] pq**
What?
**[10:23] cac**
And so, we...
**[10:24] pq**
Pon!
**[10:25] cid**
When they come to you, don't turn
them away. When they leave...
**[10:27] hebi**
Yeah, jaan.
**[10:30] lam**
I've still got the scar from back then.
**[10:34] cac**
Oh, Lord Lamuness.
**[10:36] cac**
You're so funny.
**[10:46] cac**
Um, Lord Lamuness, is
something the matter?
**[10:50] ---**
Huh? No!
**[10:53] lam**
Never mind that.
**[10:54] lam**
Tell me about when you were a kid.
**[11:00] cac**
My mother and aunts were priestesses
of the Kirakira Spirit World.
**[11:06] cac**
So I was raised on lullabies about
the legends of Lord Lamuness.
**[11:11] cac**
Ever since I was very young,
I admired you very much.
**[11:16] lam**
Admired me?
**[11:19] lam**
Gosh, I don't know what to say...
**[11:22] cac**
Our family line had produced
many excellent priestesses.
**[11:27] cac**
I was the exception, however.
**[11:38] mik**
No way. That girl is Cacao?
**[11:40] mik**
Yeah, yeah. The famous failure, Cacao.
**[11:43] mik**
What's she doing here?
**[11:45] mik**
Her parents' connections, obviously.
**[11:48] mik**
After all, her family line is
full of amazing priestesses.
**[11:52] mik**
Oh, is that it?
**[11:55] mik**
I knew it was strange.
**[11:57] mik**
A failure like her could
never become a priestess.
**[12:13] par**
Cacao. Were you getting teased again?
**[12:17] par**
This is so silly. Why don't
you just fight back?
**[12:21] cac**
Parfait...
**[12:23] par**
You're so spineless.
**[12:26] cac**
I'm not suited to being a priestess.
**[12:29] par**
What are you talking about? That's not true!
**[12:32] par**
You're gonna be a priestess, and
then you're gonna meet him...
**[12:35] par**
The legendary hero!
**[12:40] cac**
You were the one comfort I had in life.
**[12:45] cac**
Even now, I can hardly
believe it sometimes.
**[12:49] cac**
That I would be on a journey with
Lamuness, the hero I so admired...
**[12:55] lam**
Cacao...
**[12:56] cac**
The people of the Kirakira
Spirit World all believe...
**[13:00] cac**
They believe that you will defeat Evil God
Abram and save the Kirakira Spirit Realm.
**[13:10] lam**
C-Cacao...
**[13:11] cac**
I believe that, too.
**[13:17] lam**
Cacao...
**[13:25] dan**
Come to me now, Hero Lamuness.
**[13:42] cac**
What's the matter, Lord Lamuness?
**[13:48] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:54] cac**
He's hot. He has a bad fever...
**[13:57] cac**
The fire!
**[14:01] cac**
W-What shall I do?
His clothing isn't dry yet.
**[14:06] cac**
No, I mustn't!
**[14:08] cac**
This is no time to be fainting!
**[14:12] lam**
So cold... I'm so cold.
**[14:15] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[14:32] cac**
I'll warm you up, Lord Lamuness...
**[14:37] cac**
my hero.
**[14:48] dan**
He's late!
**[14:49] dan**
He's taking so long!
**[14:50] dan**
What are you doing, Hero Lamuness?!
**[15:02] par**
Oh, no! I don't believe this!
**[15:15] cac**
Lord Lamuness?
**[15:19] cac**
Thank goodness. The fever's gone down...
***SIGN*** Here Lie Lamuness and Cacao
**[15:33] pq**
Master... Cacao...
**[15:36] pq**
Please, rest in peace!
**[15:38] cac**
Um... We're not dead yet, actually.
**[15:42] pq**
Cacao! I knew you were alive, chu!
**[15:45] pq**
I just knew that you would be safe, Cacao!
**[15:49] pq**
But that aside...
**[15:50] pq**
That's a very provocative
outfit you're wearing!
**[15:55] pq**
Where is Master, chu?
**[15:57] cac**
Lord Lamuness is back in the cave there.
**[16:03] cac**
That's a Black Specter Knight!
**[16:20] adn**
Where are you, Hero Lamuness?
**[16:22] adn**
Stop hiding and show yourself!
**[16:25] adn**
You'll pay for keeping me waiting!
**[16:28] adn**
You'll pay!
**[16:32] dan**
Come out, Hero Lamuness!
**[16:38] lam**
What?
**[16:39] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:40] cac**
You mustn't be out!
**[16:41] cac**
You need to sleep a while longer!
**[16:43] lam**
I'm fine, Cacao.
**[16:46] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:47] pq**
Master!
**[16:48] dan**
Come out, Lamuness!
**[16:50] dan**
How long will you hide from me?
You coward!
**[16:53] lam**
How dare you...
**[16:56] cac**
Lord Lamuness, you must stay here!
**[16:59] cac**
PQ, take care of Lord Lamuness.
**[17:00] pq**
Cacao?
**[17:06] lam**
What are you going to do, Cacao?
**[17:08] lam**
Hey, Cacao!
**[17:09] cac**
No need to worry.
**[17:11] cac**
Lord Lamuness, you stay right where you are.
**[17:14] lam**
Wait, Cacao! Cacao!
**[17:17] lam**
PQ, call Kaiser Fire!
**[17:19] pq**
I'd be happy to call it, but you
can't pilot it by yourself!
**[17:23] lam**
Damn!
**[17:25] lam**
Cacao!
**[17:26] cid**
Hey, you! I was wondering where you were!
**[17:30] cid**
So you were here loafing around!
**[17:32] cid**
You sham hero!
**[17:34] hebi**
How dare you play around while
darling was bravely fighting!
**[17:38] pq**
M-Master!
**[17:40] par**
Lamuness!
**[17:41] par**
Cut that out!
**[17:43] par**
Are you okay, Lamuness?
**[17:44] par**
What's going on here?
**[17:46] lam**
Parfait...
**[17:47] lam**
Cacao... Cacao's in danger!
**[17:50] lam**
Da Cider, we have to call
Kaiser Fire right now!
**[17:52] cid**
O-Okay...
**[17:54] hebi**
S-So aggressive!
**[17:56] dan**
Come out this instant!
**[17:58] dan**
Don't toy with me any longer!
**[18:00] cac**
What are you aiming at?
**[18:06] cac**
I'm right here!
**[18:09] dan**
You've finally shown yourself, Hero Lamuness.
**[18:12] lam**
But he looks a bit different than usual...
**[18:15] dan**
Now that you mention it...
**[18:21] cac**
Um, um...
**[18:23] cac**
That's right!
**[18:24] cac**
Right now, my blood is totally burning!
**[18:30] cac**
Oh, this is making me blush!
**[18:32] dan**
That pose! It's definitely Hero Lamuness!
**[18:34] dan**
Die!
**[18:41] dan**
You won't escape, Hero Lamuness!
**[18:51] dan**
Die, die, die!
**[19:07] dan**
It's over now, Hero Lamuness!
**[19:11] lip**
Dandy!
**[19:15] dan**
That's not Lamuness!
**[19:17] dan**
Damn you! You tricked us!
**[19:19] cac**
It is the job of the priestesses
to protect the hero!
**[19:23] cac**
I would gladly give up
my life to protect him!
**[19:28] dan**
Very well.
**[19:29] dan**
I'll finish you off before Lamuness, then.
**[19:35] cac**
*Lord Lamuness, I believe that
you will save this world.*
**[19:41] cac**
*Farewell, my hero.*
**[19:44] dan**
Die!
**[19:47] dan**
What?
**[19:48] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:49] lam**
Damn you! How... how dare you torment Cacao!
**[19:54] lam**
You'll pay!
**[19:55] lam**
I will make you pay!
**[19:57] dan**
Damn you!
**[20:08] lam**
Cacao! Get back!
**[20:12] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[20:33] lam**
That was really reckless.
**[20:35] lam**
But thank you, Cacao. You saved me.
**[20:39] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[20:42] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing
and also rushing to my head...
**[20:48] cid**
Hey, Lamuness! Don't sleep in here!
**[20:52] par**
Lamuness! Cacao!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Huh?! What are we doing in school?!
***SIGN*** A sudden love confession?
***SIGN*** Cacao loves me?
***SIGN*** Oh, boy! I really am Ladies Man Lamu!
***SIGN*** Wait, Da Cider, too?
***SIGN*** Next time on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Parfait's Heart is Pounding".
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Parfait's Heart is Pounding
# E21 - Parfait's Heart is Pounding
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY3K3W1NY/parfaits-heart-is-pounding)
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**[01:33] ---**
Evil God Abram has taken over
the first Lamuness's body,
**[01:37] ---**
been reborn as Black Lamuness,
**[01:39] ---**
and sealed us away in his VS Field.
**[01:43] ---**
In order to save Dokidoki Space
and the Kirakira Spirit World,
**[01:46] ---**
we need to clear all the
stages of the VS Field,
**[01:48] ---**
and reach the last stage where
Black Lamuness awaits.
**[01:55] ---**
We need to do it...
**[01:57] ---**
For the sake of the second Lamuness and
the Three Sacred Sisters who saved us!
**[02:02] ---**
And so, I'm gonna beat that Black
Lamuness guy no matter what!
**[02:07] ---**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[02:12] ---**
This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** Parfait's Heart is Pounding
***SIGN*** Parfait's Heart is Pounding
**[02:25] lam**
Why am I dressed like this?
**[02:27] lam**
And where am I?
**[02:29] lam**
It looks like I'm on the
way to school, but...
**[02:38] lam**
That's right, I gotta get to school...
**[02:42] lam**
I'm late!
**[02:44] lam**
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:47] lam**
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
**[02:50] lam**
Ow, ow...
**[02:51] lam**
Watch where you're going!
**[02:54] lam**
Parfait!
**[02:54] lam**
That hurt!
**[02:55] lam**
Lamuness!
**[02:57] lam**
Hey, you're the one who
should be more careful!
**[02:59] lam**
What was that?
**[03:11] lam**
Thanks for the nice view
first thing in the morning!
**[03:18] par**
You saw, did you?!
**[03:23] ---**
I'll kill you, I'll kill you, I'll kill you
**[03:24] par**
We gotta get to school or we'll be late.
**[03:42] cac**
Wh-What is this?
**[03:44] pq**
Pikyu?
**[03:48] lam**
Morning, Cacao!
**[03:49] lam**
Morning, Cacao!
**[03:51] cac**
Parfait, Lamuness!
**[03:52] cac**
This is very strange!
**[03:54] cac**
There's no one in the school.
**[04:27] par**
You looked again, did you?
**[04:29] lam**
N-No, I didn't see anything!
**[04:30] par**
You liar! You saw!
**[04:32] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[04:47] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[04:48] par**
C-Cacao... what are you...
**[04:50] lam**
Don't mind if I do...
**[04:52] par**
What are you doing? We're at school!
**[04:54] lam**
I don't know what's going on,
but it just makes me happy...
**[04:57] par**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:00] cid**
You never change, Lamuness.
**[05:02] hebi**
You never change, jaan.
**[05:04] lam**
Who's there?
**[05:06] cid**
Lamuness...
**[05:09] cid**
Today, we'll decide which of us is
worthy to represent the school....
**[05:13] cid**
It's you or me!
**[05:15] hebi**
Let's do it!
**[05:17] lam**
You're...
**[05:18] par**
The brawling gang leader Da Cider!
**[05:28] cid**
Lamuness...
**[05:29] cid**
Are you ready for this?
**[05:32] lam**
Parfait... stand back.
**[05:34] par**
Lamuness...
**[05:49] cid**
Let's go, Lamuness.
**[05:52] cid**
I love you!
**[05:55] cid**
Lamuness, baby!
**[06:01] cid**
Lamuness baby, I love you!
**[06:04] cid**
I love you, I love you!
**[06:05] cid**
I'll kiss you!
**[06:06] hebi**
Starting today, Lamuness is my darling, jaan!
**[06:12] lam**
Wh-What the...
**[06:14] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[06:19] lam**
I-I-I'm flattered, b-but
wait a minute, here...
**[06:22] cac**
Lord Lamuness, please!
**[06:24] cac**
We can't do this here!
**[06:26] par**
Hey!
**[06:27] par**
Would you give it a rest already, you two?!
**[06:30] cac**
Oh, Parfait. Are you jealous?
**[06:32] par**
J-Jealous?!
**[06:35] par**
D-Don't be ridiculous!
**[06:38] par**
Why would I be jealous of him?!
**[06:40] lam**
Lamuness, baby!
**[06:42] lam**
I love you, love you, love you!
**[06:46] lam**
Lamuness, baby!
**[06:48] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[06:52] par**
Cacao!
**[06:54] par**
What's going on here? What is this?
**[07:04] cid**
Lamuness, baby! Where could you be hiding?
**[07:09] hebi**
Darling! Come out, jaan!
**[07:12] cid**
I'll be gentle, so please
come out, Lamuness, baby!
**[07:17] hebi**
Darling!
**[07:19] hebi**
Lamuness, baby!
**[07:21] hebi**
Let's nurture our love together, you and me!
**[07:24] hebi**
Let's nurture *our* love, too!
**[07:27] lam**
I think I managed to shake him.
**[07:29] lam**
What the heck is going on here?
**[07:33] pq**
We're finally alone, huh, Master?
**[07:37] lam**
PQ... not you, too...
**[07:41] pq**
Master! Let's have a kiss, chu!
**[07:44] lam**
Freaky!
**[07:47] lam**
I'm flushing you away!
**[07:49] pq**
Pikyu!
**[07:50] pq**
This is the proof of how
much I love you, chu!
**[07:53] lam**
Flush! Flush! Flush!
**[07:57] pq**
Love means enduring anything, chu!
**[08:00] lam**
Go! Go! Flush! Flush!
**[08:04] pq**
Master!
**[08:06] cid**
Lamuness, baby... found you.
**[08:09] hebi**
Darling!
**[08:15] par**
Oh, Lamuness. Where have you gone?
**[08:19] par**
Oh, I know.
**[08:21] par**
Cacao, could you use your
dowsing to find Lamuness?
**[08:24] par**
Cacao?
**[08:25] cac**
He loves me... he loves me not...
**[08:28] cac**
He loves me... he loves me not...
**[08:30] cac**
He loves me... he loves me not...
**[08:32] cac**
He loves me... he loves me not...
**[08:33] cac**
He loves me... he loves me not...
**[08:34] par**
Cacao. Hey, Cacao.
**[08:36] par**
Are you listening to me?
**[08:39] cac**
What do you think, Parfait?
**[08:41] par**
Think? About what?
**[08:43] cac**
About Lord Lamuness, of course.
**[08:45] par**
Well, that's a heck a question
to just throw at me...
**[08:47] cac**
What do you think of him?
**[08:49] par**
What do I think?
**[08:50] par**
I'm a priestess of the
Kirakira Spirit World,
**[08:53] par**
and Lamuness is our hero and savior...
**[08:57] par**
I guess?
**[08:57] cac**
Is that all?
**[09:00] cac**
Hero and priestess... is that
the only thing between you?
**[09:02] par**
Of course it is!
**[09:05] cac**
I suppose I misunderstood, then.
**[09:08] cac**
I was certain that you
also really liked him.
**[09:11] par**
Me? Like Lamuness?!
**[09:15] par**
No way.
**[09:16] par**
I don't have the slightest
bit of feeling for him.
**[09:19] cac**
I never realized my own
feelings before now.
**[09:24] cac**
But now, I'm absolutely certain.
**[09:27] cac**
My feelings for him, not just
as a hero, but as a man...
**[09:33] par**
Cacao.
**[09:35] cac**
I love him!
**[09:37] par**
Cacao!
**[09:40] par**
Lamuness, not just as
a hero, but as a man...
**[09:44] lam**
Help me!
**[09:47] par**
Lamuness!
**[09:48] cid**
Lamuness, baby! Become my hero!
**[09:52] hebi**
Come back, darling!
**[09:52] pq**
Master!
**[09:54] cid**
Lamuness, baby!
**[09:54] hebi**
Darling!
**[09:58] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:00] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:02] par**
Jeez, what is all this?!
**[10:04] par**
I have so many doubts!
**[10:09] bq**
The plan was an enormous success, gyah.
**[10:11] dan**
Brilliant as ever, Lord BQ.
**[10:13] dan**
Using this Love-Love Beam to turn Lamuness
and his friends against each other.
**[10:16] lip**
And a school is the best setting
to enhance any love drama.
**[10:22] bq**
It was worth setting up this VS Field where
**[10:25] bq**
everyone ends up playing
the role they're assigned.
**[10:28] bq**
Let's finish it up, gyah!
**[10:30] bq**
Increase the power of the
Love-Love Beam, gyah!
**[10:34] dan**
Power up!
**[10:37] dan**
What?
**[10:38] bq**
What happened, gyah?
**[10:40] dan**
It broke off.
**[10:41] bq**
It didn't break off!
**[10:43] bq**
You broke it off! You musclehead, gyah!
**[10:45] dan**
Language is a tricky thing.
**[10:49] bq**
Not good, gyah!
**[10:54] par**
Accept my feelings!
**[10:56] lam**
I love you!
**[10:57] pq**
I love you very much!
**[10:59] cac**
Let's go!
**[11:00] pq**
I'll go with you, chu!
**[11:01] cid**
True love is...
**[11:02] hebi**
...forbidden, jaan.
**[11:04] cid**
Lamuness is mine.
**[11:07] pq**
Master is mine, chu!
**[11:09] hebi**
He's my darling, jaan!
**[11:10] cac**
No, Lord Lamuness is my... my...
**[11:15] lam**
Oh, give me a break already!
**[11:18] lam**
Lamuness, baby!
**[11:20] lam**
Darling!
**[11:21] lam**
Master!
**[11:23] par**
What on earth is wrong with everyone?
**[11:28] lam**
Just do whatever you want!
**[11:29] lam**
My body is totally giving out on me...
**[11:32] cid**
That's it!
**[11:33] cid**
Lamuness should decide for
himself who he belongs to!
**[11:36] pq**
Sounds good to me, chu!
**[11:37] hebi**
No hard feelings about his pick, jaan.
**[11:39] pq**
Master, who do you love best?
**[11:42] cid**
It's me, of course!
**[11:44] hebi**
It's gotta be me, jaan!
**[11:45] cac**
Lord Lamuness! It's me, isn't it?
**[11:47] lam**
H-Hang on a minute, here...
**[11:49] cid**
Make it clear who you love!
**[11:51] par**
Stop this, all of you!
**[11:52] par**
Lamuness doesn't like it!
**[11:55] par**
Listen to her, playing the good girl.
**[11:57] hebi**
She's just mad that he doesn't like her.
**[11:59] pq**
She prefers to string guys
along by the nose, chu!
**[12:02] par**
Stop it, you guys!
**[12:04] cid**
You like Lamuness too, right?
**[12:07] pq**
Right on the money, chu.
**[12:08] hebi**
The truth comes out, jaan.
**[12:10] dan**
Lamuness dear, you appear
to be quite popular.
**[12:22] par**
Professor Dandy and Ms. Lip!
**[12:24] par**
And Vice Principal BQ!
**[12:26] lip**
You know, we had a teachers' conference
on improper opposite-sex relationships.
**[12:30] dan**
But to even consider
same-sex relationships...
**[12:32] bq**
You'll be expelled for this, gyah!
**[12:34] lam**
Expelled?! No way!
**[12:37] lam**
But even so, Lamuness...
**[12:39] lam**
We love you!
**[12:43] cid**
I won't let you have my Lamuness!
**[12:45] cac**
That's right! You won't steal him from me!
**[13:01] par**
Come on, Lamuness! Now!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[13:15] lam**
I'm saved.
**[13:17] lam**
Thanks a lot, Parfait.
**[13:24] lam**
What a nice breeze.
**[13:31] cac**
*I was certain that you also really liked him.*
**[13:35] cac**
*You like Lamuness too, right?*
**[13:41] par**
Lamuness.
**[13:44] par**
Lamuness, I... I...
**[13:48] lam**
P-P-Parfait, calm down!
**[13:50] par**
Lamuness, do you like me?
**[13:54] par**
I... I like you, too...
**[13:59] par**
Parfait...
**[14:01] par**
Lamuness...
**[14:17] lip**
You little thief!
**[14:20] bq**
We can't let our guard
down for a minute, gyah!
**[14:23] dan**
Now, give back our beloved Lamuness!
**[14:26] cac**
Parfait, you liar!
**[14:27] cid**
Get away from my Lamuness!
**[14:29] hebi**
You'll pay for this, jaan!
**[14:31] pq**
It's not nice to hog him, chu!
**[14:33] lam**
C-Calm down, everyone!
**[14:35] par**
Yeah, yeah!
**[14:36] all**
Give Lamuness to me!
**[15:06] pq**
Pikyu?
**[15:08] cid**
Hey, what are we...
**[15:09] hebi**
What were we doing, jaan?
**[15:11] cac**
Huh?
**[15:12] par**
We're back to normal!
**[15:14] lam**
It was all just an illusion?
**[15:16] bq**
I guess we don't have a choice, gyah!
**[15:18] bq**
Call the Black Specter Knight, gyah!
**[15:20] bq**
Yes, sir!
**[15:26] lam**
Okay!
**[15:27] lam**
PQ, call Kaiser Fire!
**[15:29] lam**
Got it, chu!
**[15:39] lam**
*Kaiser Fire!*
**[16:32] bq**
Dandy! Lip!
**[16:34] bq**
We've got to finish him here
on this final VS Field, gyah!
**[16:38] dan**
Understood!
**[16:40] lip**
We won't let him get past us!
**[16:48] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:49] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:52] lam**
Damn! They've done it now...
**[16:54] cid**
It's tougher than usual, I guess
because it's the last VS Field!
**[17:04] lam**
Is that...
**[17:09] lam**
Water Baron!
**[17:15] hebi**
Graf Thunder's here too, jaan!
**[17:17] cid**
What's going on here?
**[17:23] black**
This is the world of the future!
**[17:25] black**
Black Lamuness!
**[17:26] black**
World of the future?
**[17:28] par**
World of the future?
**[17:30] cac**
Lord Lamuness, look out!
**[17:39] black**
You have lost to me!
**[17:42] lam**
Liar! This is all an illusion you created!
**[17:45] black**
You think so? Then look over there!
**[17:47] lam**
What?
**[18:07] black**
What you see there is your future!
**[18:10] lam**
Liar!
**[18:22] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[18:30] dan**
I-It can't be!
**[18:48] lam**
Is that...
**[18:56] cid**
The Dimension Castle...
**[18:57] hebi**
We cleared out the VS Fields
and made it back at last, jaan!
**[19:00] par**
Lamuness!
**[19:01] par**
What's the future world Black
Lamuness was talking about?
**[19:04] par**
If it's true, does it mean we'll lose?
**[19:07] lam**
Parfait, don't worry.
**[19:09] lam**
That was just an illusion he created.
**[19:12] lam**
And even if it's true, just leave it to me!
**[19:15] lam**
I'm going to destroy Black Lamuness!
**[19:18] lam**
Trust me!
**[19:19] lam**
Lamuness...
**[19:23] black**
How bold of you.
**[19:24] lam**
Black Lamuness!
**[19:25] black**
You know that your future is hopeless,
yet you still intend to fight?
**[19:29] lam**
I'm not going to lose!
**[19:31] lam**
No matter what future might lie ahead,
**[19:33] lam**
I will destroy you!
**[19:51] par**
Lamuness!
**[19:52] cid**
Lamuness!
**[19:53] cid**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:59] cid**
You! What did you do to Lamuness?!
**[20:02] black**
I sent his soul away.
**[20:03] cid**
What?!
**[20:05] cac**
Please, return Lord Lamuness to normal!
**[20:07] pq**
Yeah! Turn him back, chu!
**[20:10] black**
Lamuness's soul is wandering
the flow of time.
**[20:13] cid**
The flow of time?
**[20:14] black**
His soul will wander forever
in the gaps of time.
**[20:18] black**
It will never return here.
**[20:21] black**
You see now, don't you?
**[20:23] black**
Now that Lamuness is defeated, the
future you saw must be the truth!
**[20:29] cac**
I-It can't be!
**[20:31] cid**
This is ridiculous!
**[20:33] cid**
After we finally cleared out the VS Field...
**[20:35] par**
Lamuness! Wake up! Lamuness!
**[20:38] par**
Dummy, dummy, dummy!
**[20:39] par**
Wake up already!
**[20:41] par**
You said you were gonna beat
Black Lamuness, didn't you?
**[20:44] par**
You said you wouldn't lose!
**[20:55] par**
Lamuness!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Black Lamuness's attack has sent me wandering through the gaps of time.
***SIGN*** The first Lamuness, the second Lamuness...
***SIGN*** The Three Sacred Sisters...
***SIGN*** Where am I?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** And who are you?
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Phantom Girl".
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Phantom Girl
# E22 - The Phantom Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G624V5X8Y/the-phantom-girl)
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**[01:33] lam**
I'm not going to lose!
**[01:34] lam**
No matter what future might lie ahead,
**[01:37] lam**
I will destroy you!
**[01:55] par**
Lamuness!
**[01:56] cid**
Lamuness!
**[01:56] cid**
Lord Lamuness!
**[01:57] par**
Lamuness! Wake up! Lamuness!
**[01:59] par**
Dummy, dummy, dummy!
**[02:01] par**
Wake up already!
**[02:02] par**
You said you were gonna beat
Black Lamuness, didn't you?
**[02:06] par**
You said you wouldn't lose!
**[02:19] par**
Lamuness!
**[02:26] lam**
Parfait! Cacao! Mito! Drum!
***SIGN*** The Phantom Girl
***SIGN*** The Phantom Girl.
**[03:23] cac**
Lord Lamuness...
**[03:26] par**
Lamuness...
**[03:30] par**
It can't be... It can't be!
**[03:37] cid**
Idiot! After we finally
cleared out the VS Field!
**[03:41] hebi**
Dummy, jaan! Dummy, jaan!
**[03:46] pq**
Master, please rest in peace!
**[03:49] par**
Idiot! Don't be such a pessimist!
**[03:53] cac**
Lamuness's spirit has just been
sent away, that's all!
**[03:57] cac**
I'm sure it will be back soon!
**[04:00] par**
That's right. Lamuness will be back.
**[04:04] par**
Because he promised...
**[04:07] par**
He promised he'd beat Black Lamuness.
**[04:10] par**
He told me to trust him!
**[04:16] par**
Right? Isn't that right, Lamuness?
**[04:33] lam**
Where am I?
**[04:34] lam**
What's happened to me?
**[04:40] lam**
Wh-What was that?
**[04:47] lam**
That's...
**[04:50] lam**
What's that?
**[05:04] lam**
This is...
**[05:06] lam**
What's going on?
**[05:17] lam**
Over there!
**[05:24] lam**
Is that the first Lamuness?
**[05:28] lam**
But what's the first Lamuness doing here?
**[05:31] lam**
Sister, look there!
**[05:33] lam**
Oh, dear! How awful...
**[05:36] lam**
It's unusual to find people passed
out in the open these days...
**[05:39] lam**
Um, please take this more seriously.
**[05:41] lam**
Anyway, let's go!
**[05:43] lam**
Milk!
**[05:44] lam**
That's... Princess Cocoa
and Queen Cafe Au Lait?
**[05:48] lam**
No, they're the original
Three Sacred Sisters.
**[05:51] lam**
Meaning this is the Harahara
Zone from 5,000 years ago?
**[06:01] lam**
*What the...*
**[06:06] lam**
What's happened to me?
**[06:21] milk**
Are you all right? Hang in there.
**[06:24] lam**
Where am I?
**[06:25] milk**
Thank goodness, you're awake.
**[06:28] lam**
Who are you?
**[06:29] lam**
Milk. I'm Milk.
**[06:32] lam**
Milk?
**[06:49] lam**
Is that...
**[06:54] lam**
Who is that?
**[07:11] lam**
Her eyes are so sad.
**[07:21] lam**
Wait a minute! Who are you?
**[07:27] lam**
Not again!
**[07:34] lam**
Where am I being taken this time?
**[08:09] lam**
What? What is this battle?
**[08:13] lam**
Creature of the dark... you must pay!
**[08:17] lam**
For the sake of everyone who's died...
**[08:20] lam**
I will destroy you!
**[08:22] lam**
Even if it destroys me, too!
**[08:25] lam**
Is that the battle of the first Lamuness?
**[08:29] lam**
He's been fighting for 5,000 years...
**[08:32] lam**
All this time?
**[08:38] lam**
Lamuness!
**[08:40] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:41] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[08:43] lam**
Lord Lamuness...
**[08:45] lam**
Don't die! Please!
**[08:50] lam**
Farewell, Princess Milk.
**[08:53] lam**
When I'm reborn, I'll see you again.
**[08:57] milk**
No... Lord Lamuness!
**[09:14] milk**
Lord Lamuness!
**[09:19] lam**
It's her again!
**[09:26] lam**
Now where am I?
**[09:28] lam**
What's going on here?
**[09:39] lam**
Another battle?
**[09:42] lam**
How many times has this
world repeated this battle?
**[09:46] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[09:49] lam**
Lord Lamuness, it's dangerous!
**[09:51] ram**
Stay back!
**[09:52] ram**
I will slay that dark thing
even if it kills me!
**[09:56] or**
No! You mustn't!
**[09:58] or**
Please don't leave me, Lord Lamuness!
**[10:01] lam**
That girl... I feel like I've
met her somewhere before.
**[10:14] lam**
Sleep inside me, Abram!
**[10:17] lam**
Abram? That's...
**[10:22] lam**
I see...
**[10:24] lam**
So this is the moment when Abram was
sealed inside the first Lamuness's body!
**[10:36] lam**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:43] lam**
*No need to be sad.*
**[10:45] lam**
*Some day, I'll be reborn,
and we'll meet again.*
**[10:48] lam**
*I'll be a new hero then.*
**[10:53] lam**
Is he talking about... me?
**[11:00] lam**
That girl again!
**[11:02] lam**
Who are you?
**[11:05] or**
To strike down the darkness
is the hero's mission.
**[11:09] or**
I will wait.
**[11:11] or**
I will believe your words, and one day...
**[11:16] or**
When you are reborn, you and I...
**[11:21] lam**
Ah, wait! I still have more to ask you!
**[11:39] ---**
Shironeko
**[11:42] ---**
Shironeko
Musashi Transport
**[11:56] lam**
Where am I?
**[11:57] lam**
Hang on, this place looks familiar...
**[12:01] mil**
I did it!
**[12:02] mil**
It's done!
**[12:06] milk**
It's perfect!
**[12:09] lam**
This is...
**[12:21] ne**
Hey, are you still awake?
**[12:23] ne**
If you don't quit, you won't
be able to get up tomorrow.
**[12:27] ne**
Dad?!
**[12:29] ne**
Tomorrow's our wedding ceremony, Milk.
**[12:33] lam**
Which means...
**[12:36] milk**
I know that, Lamuness!
**[12:38] milk**
Oh, it's Lamune now, right?
**[12:43] lam**
M-Mom!
**[12:44] lam**
And she's so young!
**[12:46] lam**
Then is this...
**[12:49] lam**
My house a long time ago?!
**[12:53] lam**
Why?
**[12:54] lam**
What am I doing here now?
**[13:00] ne**
Milk, we're finally here.
**[13:03] milk**
Yes. We've been through
so much, haven't we?
**[13:17] ne**
Milk! When I turn 18, let's get married!
**[13:25] milk**
Bring it on!
**[13:26] milk**
I'll take you down!
**[13:37] milk**
And when all the sand in that hourglass
goes down, it'll be exactly midnight.
**[13:43] milk**
Your 18th birthday...
**[13:46] ne**
Yeah. And the day we'll
officially be married.
**[13:51] mil**
And then, and then...
**[13:52] mil**
I thought we could wear
these to the reception!
**[13:56] mil**
I've been sewing them all this time!
**[13:57] mil**
Look! Look!
**[14:00] lam**
That's... Momokaze's costume?
**[14:03] lam**
Wh-Why does Mom have that?
**[14:06] mil**
What do you think? Super cool, huh?
**[14:09] mil**
Of course, I made one for you, too!
**[14:12] lam**
Okay, let's go as a pair!
**[14:15] milk**
You said it!
**[14:23] aka**
In the darkness of confusion, a ray
of goodness illuminates the truth!
**[14:27] aka**
The masked hero, Akakaze appears!
**[14:31] momo**
The masked hero, Momokaze appears!
**[14:36] both**
Together, we are...
**[14:39] both**
The masked heroes Akakaze...
**[14:41] both**
...and Momokaze!
**[14:44] both**
We did it! We did it!
**[14:46] lam**
There's something familiar about those two...
**[14:49] lam**
*I thought they seemed familiar...*
**[14:51] lam**
*They're my own father and mother!*
**[14:54] lam**
But wait a minute. Akakaze
was the second hero...
**[14:59] lam**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
**[15:04] milk**
Yeah! There it is!
**[15:07] lam**
I see. My father was the
second hero Lamuness...
**[15:12] ne**
It's times like these that
I really remember...
**[15:14] ne**
My days of glory as a legendary hero.
**[15:18] milk**
Back in Arara Kingdom, when I first met you.
**[15:22] lam**
You've been a glutton since then.
**[15:25] milk**
And you've been a total womanizer.
**[15:28] milk**
But that journey really linked
our hearts together, didn't it?
**[15:38] lam**
Yeah. When we have a kid, I'd love to send
him on an exciting adventure like I had.
**[15:47] milk**
Kid?
**[15:48] milk**
Oh, Lamune, really!
**[15:54] milk**
But, you know... I've already
thought up a name for our kid.
**[16:00] milk**
Listen to this...
**[16:02] milk**
Baba Gomez!
**[16:06] lam**
Milk, my name is Lamune,
so how about Lamunade?
**[16:12] milk**
Baba Lamunade, huh? Baba Gomez
would be cooler, though.
**[16:19] lam**
Dad... Right now, my gratitude for
you is totally overwhelming...
**[16:25] milk**
I hope we can meet Lamunade soon...
**[16:28] milk**
Right, darling?
**[16:33] lam**
Milk...
**[16:36] lam**
Lamune...
**[16:44] lam**
How can you do that in front of your own kid?
**[16:47] lam**
Wow, look at them go.
This is pretty educational!
**[16:52] lam**
Who's there? Is someone peeping on us?!
**[16:55] lam**
Sorry!
**[16:59] lam**
Sneaking into someone's house...
**[17:02] lam**
Huh?
**[17:03] lam**
Huh?
**[17:05] lam**
Who are you?
**[17:07] lam**
T-That's...
**[17:09] lam**
It's her again!
**[17:11] lam**
Second hero Lamuness.
**[17:13] lam**
H-How do you know that name? Who are you?
**[17:17] milk**
Who are you? What do you want with Lamune?
**[17:20] or**
You must save your child.
**[17:23] both**
Child?!
**[17:25] milk**
Lamune! Who have you had a kid with?!
**[17:29] lam**
I-I don't know! I'm innocent!
**[17:31] or**
In the future, the child of the
second Lamuness and Princess Milk,
**[17:34] or**
the third Lamuness, will
find himself in danger.
**[17:38] or**
Gomez is?
**[17:39] or**
We said he'd be Lamunade!
**[17:41] lam**
Me, in danger?
**[18:02] lam**
D-Damn!
**[18:10] black**
It's all over now.
**[18:12] aka**
I don't think so!
**[18:17] aka**
The second Lamuness... has arrived!
**[18:21] momo**
The Three Sacred Sisters are gathered here!
**[18:26] lam**
That's what she meant.
**[18:27] or**
Hurry. You can only remain
a hero until your 18th birthday.
**[18:35] lam**
Milk, let's go!
**[18:37] milk**
Yes, Lamuness!
**[18:43] lam**
That's it! Mom and Dad went to
save me and got turned to stone!
**[18:48] lam**
Don't do it!
**[19:03] lam**
In order to save me, Mom and Dad...
**[19:14] lam**
I didn't even... I didn't even know...
**[19:20] lam**
Are you the one who called Mom
and Dad to Dokidoki Space?
**[19:25] lam**
Just who are you?!
**[19:33] par**
Cacao! What's wrong?
**[19:35] cac**
I was trying to locate Lord Lamuness's
spirit, when suddenly...
**[19:39] par**
What? Did something happen to Lamuness?
**[19:46] par**
Lamuness...
**[19:48] hebi**
Hey, you useless hero!
**[19:50] hebi**
Stop wandering around and
get back here, jaan!
**[19:54] pq**
It's okay, chu!
**[19:55] pq**
Master will come back when he's hungry!
**[19:59] pq**
Right? Right?
**[20:00] pq**
He will, won't he?
**[20:02] pq**
Parfait? Cacao?
**[20:06] cid**
This is really bad news.
**[20:08] cid**
I don't think the enemy's gonna wait for us.
**[20:23] or**
I am Organ Symphony.
**[20:25] lam**
Organ... Symphony?
**[20:28] or**
Third Hero Lamuness.
**[20:31] or**
I came here to tell you the truth.
**[20:37] or**
The truth about the past,
and about the future.
**[20:40] lam**
Future?
**[20:41] or**
Third Hero Lamuness...
**[20:43] or**
It is time for you to know everything.
**[20:48] lam**
Everything?
**[20:58] or**
Third Hero Lamuness...
**[21:01] or**
You must know...
**[21:04] or**
everything.
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** The girl I met as a spirit wandering through time...
***SIGN*** Her name is Organ Symphony.
***SIGN*** The past, and the future...
***SIGN*** She reveals everything about the Lamuness legend.
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Distant Vow".
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
***SIGN*** The Distant Vow
# E23 - The Distant Vow
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJ04X3Y/the-distant-vow)
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**[01:37] or**
I am Organ Symphony.
**[01:40] lam**
Organ... Symphony?
**[01:42] or**
Third Hero Lamuness.
**[01:45] or**
I came here to tell you the truth.
**[01:47] or**
The truth about the past...
and about the future.
**[01:50] lam**
Future?
**[01:51] or**
Third Hero Lamuness...
**[01:53] or**
It is time for you to know... everything.
**[01:57] lam**
Everything?
**[02:06] or**
Third Hero Lamuness...
**[02:09] or**
You must know... everything.
***SIGN*** The Distant Vow
***SIGN*** The Distant Vow.
**[02:57] lam**
Where am I?
**[03:01] or**
This is my laboratory.
**[03:04] or**
The world's last stronghold.
**[03:05] lam**
Aren't you... Organ...
**[03:08] or**
I am Organ Symphony. She who walks in
the shadow of time, watching over all.
**[03:17] or**
This is the far-distant future. The
place where life and hope die out.
**[03:22] lam**
Future?
**[03:24] or**
Behold...
**[04:10] lam**
W-What is all this?!
**[04:13] or**
The aftermath of Evil
God Abram's destruction.
**[04:16] or**
It is the moment the world ends.
**[04:19] lam**
The moment the world ends...
**[04:21] or**
Third Hero Lamuness.
**[04:23] or**
I called you here so that you
could change this future.
**[04:27] lam**
Called me here... to change the future?
**[04:30] or**
To tell you the truth.
To tell you everything.
**[04:35] or**
Evil God Abram, in his fury, attempted
to destroy everything in the world.
**[04:42] or**
And in the wake of his rampage,
**[04:44] or**
a mere three lives survived.
**[04:46] or**
Those surviving three were Hero Lamuness,
**[04:50] or**
his best friend Volt Natto,
**[04:53] or**
and myself, Organ Symphony.
**[04:57] lam**
You mean... the first Lamuness
was from the future?
**[05:02] or**
We fought as hard as we could.
**[05:04] or**
But after feeding on so much
grief and hatred from the people,
**[05:09] or**
Abram had amassed so much power
that we could not defeat him.
**[05:16] or**
We made the decision to travel
back 5,000 years into the past.
**[05:20] or**
To turn back the clock and destroy Abram
before he could acquire his full power.
**[05:36] bolt**
Damn you, Abram...
**[05:38] bolt**
You won't have your way for much longer.
**[05:41] or**
If we travel to a world
where Abram is newly born,
**[05:44] or**
I'm sure we'll beat him, Lord Lamuness.
**[05:46] lam**
Yes, I'm sure of it.
**[05:49] lam**
We won't let our world—all those
lives—be destroyed by Abram.
**[05:58] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[06:07] bol**
Well, I'm going to bed!
**[06:10] bol**
See ya!
**[06:11] lam**
Hey, Volt...
**[06:13] bol**
Lamuness. You'd better not chicken out.
**[06:18] lam**
Volt...
**[06:21] or**
*Oh, my!*
**[06:23] or**
*We're alone together! C-Could
this mean... C-Could it be...*
**[06:28] or**
*No, no! This isn't the time
for such thoughts...*
**[06:33] lam**
Organ.
**[06:34] or**
Y-Yes?
**[06:38] or**
*What will I do?*
**[06:40] or**
*No, I can't even think...*
**[06:45] or**
Um... Uh! Er... That is...
**[06:49] lam**
I won't let you die.
**[06:51] lam**
I absolutely won't let you guys die.
**[06:55] or**
Lord Lamuness?
**[07:06] lam**
Organ. Everything will be settled tomorrow.
**[07:10] lam**
We're on a journey to finish this.
**[07:13] lam**
Good night, Organ.
**[07:17] or**
Oh, my!
**[07:19] or**
I feel so hot all over!
**[07:21] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[07:25] or**
Then we traveled into the
distant past to end it.
**[07:33] or**
To defeat Abram just after he was born,
**[07:37] or**
the three of us traveled through time.
**[07:40] or**
But Abram learned of our plan,
**[07:42] or**
and sent a part of himself,
Goburiki, to act as an assassin.
**[07:46] lam**
Doom God Goburiki...
**[08:02] or**
Separated from us in the past,
Lamuness defeated Goburiki.
**[08:06] or**
And by the time he joined up with us again,
**[08:09] or**
his heart belonged to Princess Milk.
**[08:13] lam**
Milk?
**[08:23] lam**
*I see. That's why her eyes looked so sad.*
**[08:29] or**
Abram was a powerful enemy.
**[08:32] or**
After a long battle, we were injured,
and Lord Lamuness made up his mind.
**[08:38] or**
That he would seal Abram into his body.
**[08:53] bolt**
What are you doing, Lamuness?!
**[08:55] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[09:04] lam**
Organ!
**[09:05] lam**
I'll buy time!
**[09:07] lam**
While I do, find a way to beat him...
**[09:10] lam**
A way to beat him without
using that sword!
**[09:12] or**
No! You can't!
**[09:16] lam**
Volt. Organ.
**[09:18] lam**
Let's meet again.
**[09:19] lam**
And fight again!
**[09:27] bolt**
Lamuness!
**[09:28] bolt**
Lord Lamuness!
**[09:35] lam**
Sleep inside me, Abram!
**[09:39] bol**
Don't do it, Lamuness!
**[09:41] bol**
If you do that, you...
**[09:43] or**
Lord Lamuness! Don't do it!
**[09:46] or**
Please, don't do it!
**[09:57] bolt**
Lamuness!
**[09:59] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:23] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:25] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:27] or**
Lamuness... no...
**[10:32] or**
No!
**[10:34] or**
I can't take this!
**[10:37] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:40] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[10:46] or**
Our battle had ended.
**[10:49] or**
No, it had just begun...
**[10:52] or**
The battle to keep our
vow to Lord Lamuness.
**[11:30] or**
And then, our battle to
keep the promise to him...
**[11:34] or**
to Lord Lamuness had begun.
**[11:43] bolt**
Abram's not gone.
**[11:45] bolt**
He'll revive again some day.
**[11:49] bolt**
Isn't that right, Organ?
**[11:52] bolt**
I'm going to remain in this age.
**[11:55] bolt**
So that I can fight with
Lamuness some day again!
**[12:01] or**
Volt...
**[12:02] bol**
Even if I can't do it, my child...
**[12:04] bol**
or even my grandchild...
someone who carries my bloodline
**[12:07] bol**
will someday keep our promise.
**[12:10] bol**
That will be my new battle.
**[12:14] or**
Volt!
**[12:16] bol**
Organ. This is goodbye.
**[12:18] bol**
I'm sure we'll meet again. In the future.
**[12:30] bol**
Oh, say, Organ...
**[12:33] ---**
What?
**[12:34] bol**
Well... if you'd like, you and I could...
**[12:41] bol**
Actually, never mind! See you later.
**[12:46] or**
*Volt, I'm sorry.*
**[12:49] or**
*I knew how you felt.*
**[12:53] or**
*But I couldn't return your feelings.*
**[12:58] or**
*I'm sorry, Volt.*
**[13:05] or**
Then, Volt, who remained there,
**[13:08] or**
in order to keep his promise
to Lamuness, had a child.
**[13:11] or**
The descendent who carried
on his blood was Mito Natto.
**[13:16] lam**
Mito?! Mito is a descendent of Volt?
**[13:24] mito**
Are you all right, Lamuness?
**[13:25] lam**
Mito... you came!
**[13:28] mito**
Of course I did. We're
best friends, aren't we?
**[13:31] lam**
Yes... that's right!
**[13:35] or**
After parting ways with Volt,
**[13:37] or**
I remained here, and spent many
years building this laboratory.
**[13:42] or**
Then I completed my
space-time control computer.
**[13:56] or**
In order to keep my promise
to Lord Lamuness,
**[13:58] or**
I searched for a way to defeat Abram
without using the Sword of Lamuness.
**[14:04] or**
Then I loaded my consciousness into
the androids Drum, Cello, and Trumpet,
**[14:09] or**
and put them to rest beneath the Anan Zone.
**[14:15] or**
In order to protect the hero who would
appear some day, to carry on Lamuness's will.
**[14:22] lam**
So Drum was an android
carrying on your will?
**[14:26] lam**
That's why...
**[14:27] lam**
Lord Lamuness...
**[14:32] drum**
Lord Lamuness... I've been
waiting for you for so long.
**[14:37] drum**
I can't believe it isn't a dream...
**[14:40] lam**
Drum...
**[14:43] lam**
So that's why Drum was...
**[14:46] or**
In the end, I voluntarily merged myself
with the space-time control computer.
**[15:03] or**
So that even if my body rotted
away, I could continue to exist.
**[15:08] or**
Watching over the flow of time,
traveling through space-time,
**[15:12] or**
to bring together the
power of the three heroes.
**[15:18] lam**
You fused with your computer?
**[15:20] lam**
Then Organ, you're...
**[15:27] lam**
A hologram!
**[15:29] or**
Behold.
**[15:39] or**
A vehicle for the hero
bearing the blood of Volt.
**[15:42] or**
King of the Land, Graf Thunder.
**[15:45] or**
With a core made up of three
androids who inherited my will.
**[15:48] or**
King of the Depths, Water Baron.
**[15:51] or**
Then, to aid the hero who
inherited Lord Lamuness's will,
**[15:56] or**
King of Flame, Kaiser Fire.
**[15:59] or**
These three Spirit Knights
will soon be complete.
**[16:04] or**
Once they are, they will
respond to your call
**[16:08] or**
and pass through space-time gates
to reach you wherever you are.
**[16:21] lam**
You mean, you made Kaiser Fire?
**[16:24] or**
In order to keep my promise
to Lord Lamuness,
**[16:28] or**
I came up with many
methods to defeat Abram.
**[16:32] or**
I sent the second Lamuness and the
Three Sacred Sisters to help you,
**[16:37] or**
and I sent the Spirit Knights.
**[16:39] or**
But each time, it ended in futility.
**[16:42] lam**
Huh? Ended in futility?
**[16:45] or**
You refused to use the Sword of
Lamuness and were killed by Abram.
**[16:49] lam**
No way! You're making that up!
**[16:51] or**
It is the truth.
**[16:53] or**
This future only exists because you failed.
**[16:57] lam**
No... That can't be!
**[17:12] or**
The future that Black Lamuness showed
you is neither an illusion nor a lie.
**[17:18] or**
You *will* be killed by Abram.
**[17:21] or**
There is only one way to change this future.
**[17:24] or**
You must use the Sword of
Lamuness to defeat Abram!
**[17:28] lam**
The Sword of Lamuness?
**[17:34] lam**
That is the Sword of Lamuness.
Lord Lamuness left it with me.
**[17:38] lam**
Then I can beat Abram if I use this sword?
**[17:41] or**
Yes.
**[17:42] or**
If you use the true power of that
sword, you can destroy Abram.
**[17:48] or**
To do that, you must sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[17:59] lam**
O-Organ, you're kidding... right?
**[18:02] or**
That sword, which Lord Lamuness was to use,
**[18:06] or**
required the sacrifice of the last living
beings—in other words, Volt and I.
**[18:13] or**
Thus, if you, who carries on
Lord Lamuness's will, use it,
**[18:18] or**
you will need to sacrifice Mito and Drum,
who inherited Volt's will and mine.
**[18:23] lam**
No way! I can't do that!
**[18:26] or**
Third Hero Lamuness!
**[18:28] or**
You must do it!
**[18:31] or**
For the sake of this world's future...
**[18:33] or**
For the sake of all the
lives in this world.
**[18:38] lam**
I can't.
**[18:39] mit**
Let us meet again, Lamuness.
**[18:41] lam**
Yeah! That's a promise between men!
**[18:49] lam**
I can't...
**[18:51] drum**
No matter what, we will...
we will come to you.
**[18:58] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:04] lam**
There's no way I can do that!
**[19:12] or**
Lamuness...
**[19:28] or**
Understand, Lamuness.
**[19:30] or**
To do what must be done
**[19:32] or**
is what it means to be a hero.
**[19:34] lam**
Organ...
**[19:41] or**
*Forgive me, Lamuness.*
**[19:43] or**
*I'm making you use the Sword of Lamuness*
**[19:46] or**
*because I was unable to
keep my promise to him.*
**[19:50] or**
*Even though I know how much
suffering it will cause you.*
**[19:55] or**
*Please, use that sword to defeat Abram.*
**[20:00] or**
*For the sake of one who could not
stand to see the end of her beloved...*
**[20:05] or**
*Change this sad future.*
**[20:11] or**
*Please, Lamuness.*
**[20:17] or**
*Lord Lamuness.*
**[20:26] par**
Lamuness!
**[20:27] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[20:28] pq**
Master!
**[20:29] par**
I'm so glad! I really am glad!
**[20:35] cid**
You came back so I could beat you, eh?
**[20:39] hebi**
He's a stubborn one, jaan!
**[20:41] par**
What's wrong, Lamuness?
**[20:42] lam**
So it was a dream?
**[20:47] lam**
*I-Is this... the Sword of Lamuness?*
**[20:51] or**
*If you use the sword's true
power, you can destroy Abram.*
**[20:57] or**
*To do that, you must sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** With the Sword of Lamuness, entrusted to me by Organ, in hand,
***SIGN*** I have returned to this land.
***SIGN*** Let's go, Dimension Castle!
***SIGN*** Wait for me, Black Lamuness!
***SIGN*** But just as we enter, Black Dandy tries to stop us!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Dandy's Suicide Strike!!"
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Dandy's Suicide Strike!!
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E24 - Dandy's Suicide Strike!!
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**[01:34] par**
Lamuness!
**[01:35] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[01:36] pq**
Master!
**[01:37] par**
I'm so glad! I really am glad!
**[01:43] cid**
You came back so I could beat you, eh?
**[01:47] hebi**
He's a stubborn one, jaan!
**[01:48] par**
What's wrong, Lamuness?
**[01:50] lam**
So it was a dream?
**[01:56] lam**
*I-Is this... the Sword of Lamuness?*
***SIGN*** Dandy's Suicide Strike!!
***SIGN*** Dandy's Suicide Strike!!
**[02:24] cid**
Hey, what's going on with Lamuness?
**[02:29] hebi**
It's weird, jaan.
**[02:30] pq**
Master's been acting like
this for a while, chu.
**[02:34] pq**
Lord Lamuness...
**[02:35] pq**
Lamuness...
**[03:15] pq**
If you use the true power of that
sword, you can destroy Abram.
**[03:20] pq**
To do that, you must sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[03:25] lam**
I can't do it... I can't do it!
**[03:33] lam**
D... Dammit!
**[03:38] cid**
What's up with him?
**[03:40] cid**
He just shouted out of nowhere.
**[03:42] hebi**
He scared me, jaan!
**[03:44] hebi**
Lamuness...
**[03:45] hebi**
Lord Lamuness...
**[03:46] hebi**
Master...
**[03:50] par**
What's wrong, Lamuness?
Did something happen?
**[03:53] cac**
Indeed, Lord Lamuness. If something
is troubling you, please tell us.
**[04:02] par**
W-Wait, Lamuness!
**[04:04] cac**
This is so sudden...
**[04:06] pq**
Think of the children, chu!
**[04:09] lam**
Don't worry! I will defeat Abram!
**[04:12] lam**
Lord Lamuness...
**[04:14] lam**
Master...
**[04:15] lam**
Lamuness...
**[04:19] hebi**
He sure is worked up about something, jaan.
**[04:22] cid**
Maybe he's just *embracing* his role!
**[04:26] hebi**
That's a great one!
**[04:29] lam**
So just watch me and don't worry.
**[04:31] lam**
Parfait. Cacao.
**[04:34] lam**
I'll destroy Abram, no matter what!
**[04:36] pqar**
Lamuness...
**[04:39] pqar**
Then let's call Mito and Drum and bring
the three Spirit Knights together!
**[04:45] cac**
A-Also, we can go to the Kirakira
Spirit Realm and learn the way
**[04:48] cac**
to defeat Abram that the
first Lamuness discovered...
**[04:53] lam**
No. There's no need for that now.
**[04:57] lam**
I already know what it is.
**[05:04] or**
*To do that, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
**[05:39] bq**
Normally I would have you executed as
punishment for your many failures, gyah!
**[05:45] lip**
P-Please, no!
**[05:47] bq**
But I'm going to give you
one last chance, gyah.
**[05:50] bq**
This time, you will finish off
Lamuness and his friends!
**[05:53] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[05:55] bq**
What is it, Dandy? You have
a problem with that, gyah?
**[05:59] dan**
No problem at all.
**[06:01] dan**
I am grateful to Lord Black Lamuness
for giving me one last chance!
**[06:06] black**
Oh, gyah?
**[06:09] dan**
I shall put all my pride on the line
for the sake of Lord Black Lamuness!
**[06:16] lip**
Dandy...
**[06:32] black**
Curse you! Still standing in my way, are you?
**[06:35] black**
Your body already belongs to me!
**[06:38] black**
Get out of my way, first Lamuness!
**[06:50] black**
You interfered already by forcing me to send
Lamuness to the past, instead of killing him!
**[06:55] black**
But I won't let you do it again!
**[06:58] black**
My name is Abram! I am he
who destroys Lamuness!
**[07:47] lam**
Let's go to the Dimension Castle!
**[07:49] lam**
He's gonna be there!
**[07:51] cid**
Yeah! Let's get it done!
**[08:08] or**
That sword, which Lord Lamuness was to use,
**[08:12] or**
required the sacrifice of Volt and I.
**[08:16] or**
And so if you use it, you will
need to sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[08:32] hebi**
Darling!
**[08:33] pq**
It's so bright, chu!
**[08:35] lam**
W-What is this?!
**[08:53] lam**
Where are we?
**[08:54] lam**
Pikyu?
**[08:55] cid**
What happened?
**[08:57] hebi**
Jaan?
**[09:02] both**
This is...
**[09:25] par**
The Kirakira Spirit Realm!
**[09:27] cac**
It is!
**[09:28] lam**
This is the Kirakira Spirit Realm?!
**[09:31] lam**
But it's completely in ruins!
**[09:43] dan**
Foolish hero!
**[09:44] dan**
Let the cries of despair from the Kirakira
Spirit Realm serve as your final requiem!
**[10:01] dan**
This is the Kirakira Spirit Realm?!
**[10:03] dan**
What's going on here?
**[10:22] priest**
We must find the way to defeat Abram,
who was left behind by the first Lamuness.
**[10:30] priest**
But my injuries still pain me...
**[10:33] wom**
Lord High Priest, please, do not fear.
**[10:36] wom**
The Hero Lamuness will surely defeat Abram.
**[10:41] wom**
Lord High Priest, there's an emergency!
**[10:44] wom**
Kaiser Fire and the Dimension Castle
have appeared in the sky above!
**[10:47] pri**
What?!
**[10:53] cac**
Our home, the Kirakira Spirit Realm...
**[10:56] par**
We're back!
**[10:59] cid**
What's going on here?
**[11:01] hebi**
No idea, jaan!
**[11:02] pq**
Master! Be careful, chu!
**[11:17] dan**
Lip. Let me venture forth alone this time.
**[11:21] dan**
You stay here and use the offensive
capabilities of the Dimension Castle
**[11:25] dan**
to support me.
**[11:26] lip**
Dandy!
**[11:27] lip**
You can't mean...
**[11:31] dan**
Please.
**[11:33] lip**
Dandy...
**[11:36] lip**
Very well.
**[11:45] lip**
Dandy...
**[11:51] dan**
*Farewell, Lip.*
**[11:53] bq**
Let's head out, gyah.
**[11:54] dan**
Yes, sir!
**[12:13] dan**
Look at this, foolish hero!
**[12:16] lam**
What is that?
**[12:18] cid**
Lesqua...
**[12:20] dan**
Foolish hero!
**[12:21] dan**
If you want them back, you must defeat me!
**[12:25] bq**
Dandy, why not use the second Lamuness as
a hostage to make them surrender, gyah?
**[12:31] dan**
Lord BQ, I shall not employ
such trickery this time.
**[12:36] dan**
I intend to fight with my own power!
**[12:40] bq**
What the heck? He's taking
this so seriously, gyah...
**[12:42] lam**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[12:44] cid**
Let's get it done!
**[13:00] par**
Lamuness! Hang in there!
**[13:02] cac**
Do your best, Lord Lamuness!
**[13:09] lip**
Dandy...
**[13:20] lip**
I won't let Dandy die!
**[13:23] dan**
I'm working in combination with Lip!
**[13:25] dan**
Can you dodge it all, Kaiser Fire?!
**[13:37] par**
Lamuness!
**[13:39] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:40] par**
Pikyu!
**[13:42] or**
You refused to use the Sword of
Lamuness and were killed by Abram.
**[13:55] or**
*The future that Black Lamuness showed
you is neither an illusion nor a lie.*
**[14:02] or**
*You will be killed by Abram.*
**[14:13] or**
*There is only one way to change this future.*
**[14:16] or**
You must use the Sword of
Lamuness to defeat Abram!
**[14:20] or**
To do that, you must sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[14:33] or**
If you, who carries on
Lord Lamuness's will, use it,
**[14:36] or**
you will need to sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[14:40] ---**
Third Hero Lamuness!
**[14:42] or**
You must do it!
**[14:45] or**
*For the sake of this world's future...*
**[14:47] or**
*For the sake of all the
lives in this world.*
**[14:53] par**
It's strange! Kaiser Fire's not
moving the way it usually does...
**[14:57] cac**
Lord Lamuness is suffering.
**[15:01] cac**
He's keeping some terrible
secret all to himself.
**[15:05] cac**
It's something he can't speak,
something no one will understand.
**[15:08] cac**
So he's bearing it all by himself.
**[15:12] par**
Cacao.
**[15:14] cac**
And knowing that I cannot help him...
**[15:16] cac**
I feel so sad... so frustrated with myself.
**[15:33] lip**
Well done.
**[15:34] lip**
Well done, Dandy!
**[15:36] lip**
Now finish him off!
**[15:37] bq**
We can beat them now, gyah!
**[15:39] dan**
No! They have the Kaiser Fiblade!
**[15:43] dan**
I cannot win until I deny them its use!
**[15:54] cid**
What?!
**[15:55] hebi**
Jaan!
**[16:03] par**
Kaiser Fire...
**[16:06] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:09] cac**
Cacao?
**[16:10] cac**
*Mother, Auntie... Lord High Priest...*
**[16:13] cac**
*people of the Kirakira Spirit World!*
**[16:16] cac**
*Lend me your power.*
**[16:18] cac**
*So that I can help Lord Lamuness...*
**[16:21] cac**
*Give me power, to make up for what I lack!*
**[16:24] par**
Cacao...
**[16:27] chant**
Eternal sacred will which lasts across time.
**[16:31] chant**
Become the light that drives
away darkness and guide us.
**[16:35] par**
Cacao...
**[16:43] dan**
Not even Kaiser Fire can
move from this position!
**[16:47] dan**
Now, Lip!
**[16:49] dan**
Destroy Kaiser Fire, and me with it!
**[16:51] lip**
Dandy! No!
**[16:53] dan**
Lip, I must always be beautiful.
**[16:58] dan**
Both in how I live...
**[17:00] dan**
And in how I die!
**[17:01] lip**
Dandy!
**[17:02] dan**
Now, destroy Lamuness and
me together! Hurry, Lip!
**[17:09] lip**
Dandy.
**[17:14] chant**
Prayers of land. Prayers of water.
**[17:17] chant**
Prayers of fire. Gather here.
**[17:20] chant**
Sacred light, come to us!
**[17:23] par**
Cacao...
**[17:25] dan**
Farewell, Lamuness!
**[17:27] lip**
Dandy!
**[17:29] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[17:37] dan**
What is that light?!
**[17:42] cid**
Now!
**[17:51] cid**
Lamuness! Use the Kaiser Fiblade!
**[17:54] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[18:03] bq**
Gyah!
**[18:19] par**
Cacao! Are you okay?
**[18:21] priest**
*Cacao, you fought well.*
**[18:24] par**
That voice... the high priest!
**[18:26] priest**
*That was the ultimate prayer of the
Kirakira Spirit World, the Sacred Light.*
**[18:32] priest**
*It has the power to awaken those
who have been possessed by evil.*
**[18:37] cac**
Does this mean that I...
I was useful to Lord Lamuness?
**[18:44] priest**
*Of course you were.*
**[18:45] priest**
*Your feelings for Lamuness allowed
you to recite the prayer.*
**[18:50] cac**
I'm so glad.
**[18:52] cac**
To think that even someone like me
could be of use to Lord Lamuness...
**[18:56] cac**
I... I'm so happy!
**[19:03] cid**
What the heck's all that?
**[19:13] cid**
Lesqua!
**[19:14] priest**
These people were originally inhabitants
of the Kirakira Spirit World.
**[19:19] priest**
Cacao's prayer removed
the evil that bound them.
**[19:24] dan**
What have I been doing all this time?
**[19:29] lip**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[19:32] lip**
I just can't believe I attacked the hero!
**[19:35] cid**
Are you guys really free of your curse?
**[19:38] hebi**
They're acting the same, jaan.
**[19:41] par**
Lamuness...
**[19:45] pq**
Master, what's wrong, chu?
**[19:48] lam**
*Organ, I'll defeat Abram without
using the Sword of Lamuness.*
**[19:53] lam**
*I'll defeat Abram without
sacrificing anyone!*
**[20:01] par**
Lamuness...
**[20:18] lam**
What now?!
**[20:27] lam**
Huh? Up there!
**[20:49] lam**
My name is Abram!
**[20:51] lam**
I am he who destroys Lamuness!
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** At last, our final battle with Abram begins!
***SIGN*** I'm not gonna lose!
***SIGN*** I'm gonna destroy Abram with my power!
***SIGN*** Mito! Drum!
***SIGN*** I'm gonna protect you guys!
***SIGN*** Next time, on *VS Knight Ramune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "Love, Sorrow, and Friendship"!
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** Love, Sorrow, and Friendship
***SIGN*** This is making me blush...
# E25 - Love, Sorrow, and Friendship
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**[01:30] ---**
*No one knows when it came into existence,*
**[01:32] ---**
*but there was a legendary sword that could
only be used by a hero named Lamuness.*
**[01:44] ---**
*That blade had the absolute power
required to destroy an evil named Abram.*
**[01:57] ---**
*However, it was a weapon of great sorrow,*
**[02:01] ---**
*for the use of that sword's ultimate
power required the sacrifice of*
**[02:05] ---**
*the two people who survived with the hero.*
**[02:09] lam**
Organ!
**[02:10] lam**
I'll buy time!
**[02:12] lam**
While I do, find a way to beat him...
**[02:15] lam**
A way to beat him without using that sword!
**[02:17] nar**
*The people named the sword
after the hero who wielded it,*
**[02:21] nar**
*and called it the Sword of Lamuness.*
**[02:24] or**
Lord Lamuness!
***SIGN*** Love, Sorrow, and Friendship
**[02:42] lam**
What?
**[02:51] lam**
Huh? Up there!
**[03:14] lam**
My name is Abram!
**[03:16] lam**
I am he who destroys Lamuness!
**[03:22] lam**
Let's go, Da Cider!
**[03:24] cid**
Yeah!
**[03:29] cid**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[03:45] black**
This Ultra Specter Knight God
Bram is a symbol of my power!
**[03:50] black**
Kaiser Fire is nothing before it!
**[03:55] bq**
You're too amazing,
Lord Black Lamuness, gyah!
**[03:57] lam**
Shut up!
**[04:05] pq**
M-Master, it's reckless to
just charge at it, chu!
**[04:10] lam**
I'll do this!
**[04:12] lam**
Black Lamuness is nothing!
**[04:14] lam**
Abram is nothing!
**[04:16] lam**
I'll get this done!
**[04:17] pq**
M-Master!
**[04:20] cid**
You're losing your head, kid.
**[04:22] cid**
D-Darling!
**[04:31] cid**
Pikyu!
**[04:32] lam**
Damn!
**[04:35] cid**
We're helpless unless we do
something about that barrier!
**[04:38] hebi**
Darling! What will we do, jaan?
**[04:49] black**
Die!
**[05:03] par**
Lamuness!
**[05:04] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[05:17] par**
Dandy?!
**[05:19] par**
Were you trying to protect me?
**[05:22] dan**
I could hardly show my face in public
if I couldn't do at least this.
**[05:27] par**
Dandy!
**[05:28] par**
Miss Lip!
**[05:29] par**
Miss Lip, hang in there!
**[05:32] lip**
I can be cool too, can't I?
**[05:36] cac**
Miss Lip!
**[05:38] par**
Dandy!
**[05:40] dan**
The rest is up to you, beautiful ladies.
**[05:46] par**
Dandy!
**[05:50] par**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[05:56] black**
It's futile!
**[05:57] bq**
What fools you are, gyah!
**[06:03] black**
What?!
**[06:11] bq**
Lord Black Lamuness?!
**[06:15] pq**
We did it, Master!
**[06:18] cid**
Nice thinking, Lamuness!
**[06:20] cid**
You used the Kaiser Fiblade
to neutralize the barrier!
**[06:23] hebi**
Great job, jaan!
**[06:24] ab**
Curse you!
**[06:30] lam**
I'm not done yet!
**[06:32] lam**
Kaiser Fiblade!
**[06:42] black**
That won't work a second time!
**[06:50] black**
You insect!
**[06:57] par**
Lamuness!
**[06:59] par**
Mito and Drum...
**[07:01] par**
Call for Mito and Drum!
**[07:05] par**
Lord Lamuness.
**[07:10] pq**
Master! Call for Graf Thunder
and Water Baron, chu!
**[07:16] lam**
*That is the Sword of Lamuness.
Lord Lamuness left it with me.*
**[07:20] lam**
*If you use the true power of that
sword, you can destroy Abram.*
**[07:26] lam**
*To do that, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
**[07:32] hebi**
We can't beat him without all
three Spirit Knights, jaan!
**[07:37] cid**
Yeah!
**[07:38] cid**
Lamuness, Mito and Drum and the others
must be out of their VS Fields by now.
**[07:42] cid**
Use the whistle and the bell to call them!
**[07:45] lam**
Da Cider.
**[07:46] lam**
Please, let me do what I need to do.
**[07:51] cid**
Lamuness...
**[07:53] cid**
Please.
**[07:56] cid**
Boy, you're one troublesome kid.
**[07:58] hebi**
Darling, you don't mean...
**[08:01] cid**
I hate getting help from others, too.
**[08:04] cid**
Do what you want, Lamuness!
**[08:06] cid**
We can beat this guy with just Kaiser Fire!
**[08:09] hebi**
Darling...
**[08:10] hebi**
Da Cider...
**[08:12] pq**
Things are getting desperate, chu!
**[08:15] hebi**
We're gonna get beat down, jaan!
**[08:16] cid**
No, I will win!
**[08:26] black**
Still defiant, are you?!
**[08:38] black**
Futile! It's futile! It's all futile!
**[08:41] black**
You cannot defeat me!
**[08:44] lam**
Shut up!
**[08:49] black**
Fool!
**[09:11] lam**
I'm not done yet!
**[09:18] black**
Fool.
**[09:20] black**
Why not stop being stubborn
and call them already?
**[09:23] black**
Call Graf Thunder and Water Baron!
**[09:26] black**
*To do that, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
**[09:31] black**
You can't! And in the end, you will lose.
**[09:35] black**
You cannot escape the Lamuness cycle.
**[09:40] lam**
The Lamuness cycle?
**[09:43] lam**
What do you mean?!
**[09:46] black**
Your destiny, to fight forever as a hero!
**[09:50] black**
Don't you see? This is
the nature of my curse!
**[09:53] lam**
What? Curse?
**[09:56] black**
Past, present, future...
**[09:58] black**
Lamuness must exist in every part
of space-time, fighting on and on.
**[10:08] black**
For any one soul, any one existence,
there can be no greater pleasure.
**[10:16] black**
This body contains the eternal
memories of the first Lamuness.
**[10:21] black**
His memories of trying
various ways to fight me...
**[10:23] black**
His memories of losing!
**[10:26] or**
You refused to use the Sword of
Lamuness and were killed by Abram.
**[10:31] black**
You had a clever idea this time around.
**[10:33] black**
You sealed me into your body...
but that, too, is futile.
**[10:39] black**
Lamuness will die!
**[10:41] black**
And you will gain one more memory of defeat!
**[10:45] lam**
Stop it!
**[10:46] lam**
And so if you, who carries
on Lord Lamuness's will,
**[10:50] lam**
use it, you will need to
sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[10:56] lam**
No way! I can't do that!
**[10:58] black**
As long as you cling to your foolish
kindness, you can never defeat me!
**[11:04] black**
You can never break the cycle!
**[11:06] lam**
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[11:09] or**
Third Hero Lamuness!
**[11:11] or**
You must do it!
**[11:14] or**
For the sake of this world's future...
**[11:16] or**
For the sake of all the
lives in this world.
**[11:34] black**
As long as you cling to your foolish
kindness, you can never defeat me!
**[11:40] black**
You can never break the cycle!
**[11:41] lam**
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[11:55] cid**
Lamuness...
**[11:56] hebi**
Jaan.
**[11:57] pq**
Master! I think we should call for
Graf Thunder and Water Baron, chu!
**[12:02] pq**
You must use the Sword of
Lamuness to defeat Abram!
**[12:06] pq**
To do that, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[12:10] lam**
No! We're going to defeat
him all by ourselves!
**[12:14] lam**
Without them!
**[12:17] lam**
I'm not going to lose!
**[12:20] black**
It's futile!
**[12:29] black**
Lord Lamuness!
**[12:31] black**
Lamuness!
**[12:32] black**
Cacao!
**[12:33] black**
Cacao!
**[12:45] black**
Lord Lamuness!
**[12:50] black**
Cacao!
**[12:51] cac**
*Mother, Auntie... Lord High Priest...
people of the Kirakira Spirit World! *
**[12:57] cac**
*Please lend me your power once more.*
**[13:00] cac**
*So that I can help Lord Lamuness!*
**[13:04] cac**
Cacao...
**[13:06] chant**
Eternal sacred will which lasts across time.
**[13:10] chant**
Become the light that drives
away darkness and guide us.
**[13:15] chant**
Cacao...
**[13:17] chant**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:24] bq**
That light!
**[13:26] black**
Is that... the Sacred Light?!
**[13:31] lam**
Now!
**[13:38] bq**
Lord Black Lamuness!
**[13:40] black**
Damn you! You vile insects!
**[13:53] par**
Cacao! You okay?
**[13:56] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[14:03] par**
Cacao...
**[14:11] black**
You still don't understand?!
**[14:14] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[14:18] black**
What?!
**[14:24] bq**
Lord Black Lamuness!
**[14:26] black**
Curse you! I've had enough of this!
**[14:28] black**
Die!
**[14:35] par**
Cacao is praying...
**[14:37] par**
She's praying for Lamuness.
**[14:40] par**
And meanwhile, I'm just...
**[14:42] par**
I'm just...
**[14:43] par**
I'm just...
**[14:44] par**
Lamuness!
**[14:45] par**
What is the world of the future that
Black Lamuness was talking about?
**[14:48] par**
If it's true, does it mean we'll lose?
**[14:51] lam**
Parfait, don't worry.
**[14:54] lam**
That was just an illusion he created.
**[14:56] lam**
And even if it's true, just leave it to me!
**[14:59] lam**
I'm going to destroy Black Lamuness!
**[15:02] lam**
Lamuness...
**[15:05] par**
Lamuness... I... I...
**[15:09] par**
I... I like you, too...
**[15:12] par**
Parfait...
**[15:15] par**
Lamuness...
**[15:27] par**
Can't I be of any use to Lamuness?
**[15:29] par**
When I... I...
**[15:33] par**
I like Lamuness so much, too!
**[15:37] par**
Lamuness!
**[15:43] lam**
What is this light?!
**[15:48] chant**
*Eternal sacred will which lasts across time.*
**[15:52] chant**
*Become the light that drives
away darkness and guide us.*
**[15:58] chant**
*Prayers of land. Prayers of water.*
**[16:00] chant**
*Prayers of fire. Gather here.*
**[16:04] chant**
*Sacred light, come to us!*
**[16:09] chant**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:11] chant**
Lamuness!
**[16:17] black**
Curse you! You wretched humans!
**[16:20] black**
Die!
**[16:40] bq**
Lord Black Lamuness!
**[16:42] bq**
Lamuness!
**[16:42] bq**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:44] bq**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:46] bq**
Lamuness!
**[16:51] black**
Stop it!
**[16:53] black**
Stop praying!
**[16:57] black**
Wh-What...
**[16:59] black**
Are you the first Lamuness?!
**[17:02] black**
Don't get in my way!
**[17:03] black**
First Lamuness! Do not get in my way!
**[17:09] cid**
Lamuness, we'd better finish this off.
**[17:11] cid**
I don't think Kaiser'll hold out much longer.
**[17:16] lam**
One more. The next blow will end this.
**[17:19] lam**
*He must have a weak point. Where is it?*
**[17:30] lam**
*That's it! That must be it!*
**[17:33] black**
What?
**[17:34] lam**
Black Lamuness! Prepare to die!
**[17:38] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[17:48] black**
*I-Impossible!*
**[17:51] lam**
*Don't underestimate humans...
or the power of the hero!*
**[18:06] bq**
L-Lord Black Lamuness!
**[18:11] black**
Curse you! Curse you, Lamuness!
**[18:22] lam**
*I'm sorry, Organ.*
**[18:48] par**
We did it, didn't we?
**[18:49] par**
We defeated Abram, didn't we?
**[18:54] cac**
Yes, Abram is defeated!
**[18:58] priests**
Lord Lamuness!
**[19:00] priests**
We did it!
**[19:03] pri**
Lord Lamuness...
**[19:10] cid**
We did it!
**[19:12] cid**
Of course, I knew I had it in me.
**[19:16] hebi**
That's my darling, jaan!
**[19:18] pq**
We did it, chu! We beat Abram, chu!
**[19:22] lam**
We did it... We did it, Organ!
**[19:25] lam**
We beat Abram!
**[19:27] lam**
Without using the Sword of Lamuness,
without sacrificing Drum or Mito...
**[19:32] lam**
I changed the future!
**[19:34] lam**
Organ...
**[19:43] cid**
What?!
**[20:25] lam**
Impossible. We defeated Black Lamuness...
**[20:37] par**
Hey, no way... This can't be...
**[20:44] hebi**
D-Darling...
**[20:46] cid**
The first Lamuness's seal has been lifted.
**[20:49] cid**
Now we're seeing Abram's true form.
**[20:53] pq**
M-Master!
**[20:55] or**
*You refused to use the Sword of
Lamuness and were killed by Abram.*
**[21:00] or**
*To destroy Abram, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode Preview
***SIGN*** Lasting across eons, light and dark now enter their final battle.
***SIGN*** Will the feelings that transcended space-time be returned?
***SIGN*** Everyone, I... I...
***SIGN*** On the final episode of *VS Knight Lamune & 40 Fire*:
***SIGN*** "The Legend's End"!
***SIGN*** Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** The Legend's End
***SIGN*** This is tough...
# E26 - The Legend's End
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**[01:39] bolt**
Damn you, Abram...
**[01:41] bolt**
You won't have your way for much longer.
**[01:45] or**
If we travel to a world
where Abram is newly born,
**[01:47] or**
I'm sure we'll beat him, Lord Lamuness.
**[01:49] lam**
Yes, I'm sure of it.
**[01:53] lam**
We won't let our world—all those
lives—be destroyed by Abram.
**[01:59] or**
Lord Lamuness!
**[02:00] bol**
Well, I'm going to bed!
**[02:03] bol**
See ya!
**[02:07] lam**
Volt...
**[02:10] lam**
Organ.
**[02:11] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[02:19] lam**
I won't let you die.
**[02:21] lam**
I absolutely won't let you guys die.
**[02:25] or**
Lord Lamuness?
**[02:35] or**
The Legend's End
**[02:41] ---**
What?
**[02:41] lam**
Black Lamuness! Prepare to die!
**[02:45] lam**
*Kaiser Fiblade!*
**[03:05] cid**
We did it!
**[03:07] lam**
We did it... We did it, Organ!
**[03:10] lam**
We beat Abram!
**[03:17] lam**
What?
**[03:31] lam**
Impossible. We defeated Black Lamuness...
**[03:34] ab**
You've provided much
entertainment, Hero Lamuness.
**[03:38] ab**
However, the time for games is over.
**[03:41] pq**
Th-This is bad, chu!
**[03:43] ab**
Allow me to show you my true power!
**[04:37] ab**
I'm impressed that your
body could endure that...
**[04:41] ab**
But what about this?
**[04:53] cid**
Lamuness! Dodge it!
**[05:03] ab**
What's wrong?
**[05:04] ab**
Finished already?
**[05:12] par**
Lamuness!
**[05:13] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[05:19] ab**
The Sacred Light, eh?
**[05:21] ab**
Trivial nonsense!
**[05:32] lam**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[05:36] lam**
Da Cider! Let's get in there!
**[05:38] pq**
Master!
**[05:39] cid**
You got it, Lamuness! Let's get it done!
**[05:42] hebi**
Let's do it, jaan!
**[05:46] ab**
All meaningless.
**[06:24] ab**
Everything ends in futility.
**[06:26] ab**
The entire battle of the hero
named Lamuness...
**[06:34] hebi**
Darling...
**[06:35] lam**
All of our fighting was meaningless?
**[07:08] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[07:12] par**
Lamuness!
**[07:18] lam**
No... No... That can't be true...
**[07:23] ab**
Well, I think it's about time to end
the games and put you to rest at last.
**[07:28] ab**
Farewell, Hero Lamuness!
**[07:46] hebi**
Darling!
**[07:48] cid**
Looks like it's all over.
**[07:51] pq**
Master...
**[07:54] lam**
*I'm sorry, Organ.*
**[07:56] lam**
*I couldn't defeat Abram.*
**[08:00] lam**
*Parfait.*
**[08:01] lam**
*Cacao.*
**[08:02] lam**
*Dad.*
**[08:03] lam**
*Mom.*
**[08:04] lam**
*Mito.*
**[08:07] lam**
*Drum...*
**[08:08] lam**
*I'm sorry... everyone.*
**[08:38] lam**
Mito! Drum!
**[08:39] lam**
Gran Power, on!
**[08:43] lam**
*Granvolt Crash!*
**[08:50] lam**
*Baron!*
**[08:50] lam**
*Water!*
**[08:52] lam**
*Attack!*
**[09:06] ab**
Graf Thunder and Water Baron?
**[09:09] ab**
You pathetic fools. Die!
**[09:18] ab**
Mito! Drum!
**[09:20] ab**
Run away! Please, run away!
**[09:22] ab**
Sorry, Lamuness. We can't do that.
**[09:24] ab**
We know what our mission is, Lord Lamuness.
**[09:29] org**
To do that, you must sacrifice Mito and Drum.
**[09:33] lam**
I-It can't be...
**[09:35] mito**
Drum and the girls told us everything!
**[09:37] drum**
What we need to do...
**[09:41] lam**
Mito! Drum!
**[09:43] lam**
Stop! Stop it!
**[09:45] lam**
Please, stop!
**[09:48] lam**
*To destroy Abram, you must
sacrifice Mito and Drum.*
**[10:06] lam**
Mito! Drum!
**[10:08] lam**
Stop! Stop it!
**[10:16] lam**
Curse you! Just die already!
**[10:28] mito**
Sorry to get you guys mixed up in this.
**[10:31] mito**
Not at all, Your Highness.
**[10:34] mito**
We shall accompany you wherever you go.
**[10:38] drum**
Everyone, let's do this for Lord Lamuness!
**[10:41] drum**
Yes, we will!
**[10:43] drum**
Energy release!
**[10:46] lam**
Stop it! Mito! Drum!
**[10:50] lam**
Die, die, die, die!
**[10:56] mito**
*Lamuness, looks like it's time
for me to pay you back at last.*
**[11:00] mito**
*For 5000 years ago.*
**[11:04] drum**
*Lord Lamuness, you sacrificed
yourself for us back then.*
**[11:10] drum**
*So this time, it's my turn.*
**[11:14] lam**
Stop it!
**[11:15] lam**
Please, stop it!
**[11:18] mito**
Lamuness. We'll meet again.
**[11:21] mito**
Some day. I'm sure of it.
**[11:23] drum**
Lord Lamuness, the next time we
meet, let it be in an age of peace.
**[11:28] lam**
Mito! Drum!
**[11:40] mito**
Lamuness!
**[11:52] drum**
Lord Lamuness!
**[12:43] lam**
Mito... Drum...
**[12:50] pq**
Master...
**[12:56] pq**
The Sword of Lamuness.
**[12:59] pq**
*If you use the true power of that
sword, you can destroy Abram.*
**[13:05] or**
Third Hero Lamuness!
**[13:07] or**
You must do it!
**[13:10] lam**
I... I... I didn't mean for this to happen!
**[13:17] mito**
Lamuness.
**[13:19] mito**
Lord Lamuness!
**[13:21] lam**
Mito... Drum...
**[13:27] cid**
Lamuness! Go!
**[13:29] cid**
Use that sword to defeat Abram already!
**[13:32] cid**
Hurry up!
**[13:33] cid**
Da Cider... but I...
**[13:37] cid**
Idiot!
**[13:39] cid**
Are you going to waste everything they did?
**[13:41] cid**
Leave this to me and go!
**[13:45] cid**
Da Cider, you...
**[13:47] cid**
Everyone knows that at times like
these, the true hero remains behind.
**[13:52] cid**
Now, as the second-stringer,
go beat the bad guy already!
**[13:59] cid**
Lamuness.
**[14:00] cid**
What did the fisherman say after
another night of catching tires?
**[14:05] cid**
"Wheel meat again."
**[14:07] hebi**
Darling! That was amazing, jaan!
**[14:10] lam**
Da Cider...
**[14:27] cid**
That's right.
**[14:28] cid**
I've been watching him charge away
for a long time, haven't I?
**[14:50] cid**
Metako.
**[14:51] cid**
Sorry for making you stay with me to the end.
**[14:54] hebi**
Darling.
**[14:56] hebi**
I'm just happy being with you, jaan.
**[15:05] cid**
Lamuness. Leave me, and keep going.
**[15:10] cid**
Lamuness.
**[15:27] pq**
Let's go, chu!
**[15:30] lam**
Abram, prepare to die!
**[15:33] ab**
I do not die!
**[15:35] ab**
I will not die!
**[15:45] pq**
We're almost there, chu!
**[15:47] lam**
Dammit!
**[15:56] cac**
Lord Lamuness!
**[15:57] cac**
Cacao!
**[15:58] cac**
Lamuness!
**[15:59] cac**
Parfait!
**[16:00] cac**
Go on, Lamuness. One more try!
**[16:02] cac**
Lord Lamuness, we shall accompany you.
**[16:04] cac**
Cacao. Parfait.
**[16:07] cac**
Okay!
**[16:28] ab**
I won't let you do it!
**[16:30] ab**
I will not let you!
**[16:41] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:42] par**
Parfait!
**[16:43] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:44] par**
Cacao!
**[16:45] par**
Lamuness! Beat him!
**[16:47] par**
You have to beat him!
**[16:49] cac**
Lord Lamuness! I believe in you!
**[16:52] pq**
Master!
**[16:53] par**
Lamuness!
**[16:54] par**
Lord Lamuness!
**[16:57] par**
Parfait! Cacao!
**[17:17] kaku**
*Drum... Mito...*
**[17:19] lam**
*Parfait... Cacao...*
**[17:21] lam**
*Da Cider...*
**[17:23] lam**
*Everyone...*
**[18:22] mito**
Hey, Lamunade!
**[18:28] mito**
Where the heck have you been all night?
**[18:30] suke**
We heard you were missing, so
we've been searching for you.
**[18:33] kaku**
Something on your mind?
**[18:35] kaku**
We've been worried.
**[18:37] kaku**
You're such a stranger sometimes.
**[18:38] kaku**
If something's wrong, you should tell me.
**[18:43] kaku**
Lamunade.
**[18:45] lam**
That's right...
**[18:46] lam**
I see now.
**[18:49] lam**
It was... It was you guys?
**[18:57] lam**
Lamunade?
**[19:02] lam**
What's wrong? Why are you crying?
**[19:04] lam**
Does something hurt, Lamunade?
**[19:07] lam**
Are you okay?
**[19:09] lam**
Lamunade?
**[19:12] lam**
Lord Lamuness.
**[19:15] lam**
Drum!
**[19:20] lam**
L-Lamunade...
**[19:21] lam**
H-Hey, we're in public...
**[19:24] lam**
Everyone's looking!
**[19:25] lam**
Hey, hey! Not bad at all!
**[19:32] lam**
Hot stuff!
**[19:33] lam**
Oh, Lamunade. Really...
**[19:51] cac**
Be happy, Lord Lamuness.
**[19:55] par**
Lamuness...
**[19:58] par**
Goodbye.
**[20:42] lam**
Mom... Dad...
**[20:45] lam**
I'm home.
**[20:48] dad**
Welcome back.
**[20:49] mom**
How did you like your adventure?
**[20:55] lam**
It was...
**[20:57] lam**
It was a really great adventure!
**[21:00] dad**
Glad to hear it, Lamunade.
**[21:03] mom**
Come on, I'll heat up some stew.
**[21:06] mom**
We can eat it together.
**[21:07] mom**
Okay!
**[21:51] trio**
Right now, my blood is totally blazing!
***SIGN*** In the distant past and future,
***SIGN*** a hero was born.
***SIGN*** His name was Lamuness.