E6 - Castle of Vania

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[01:37] Sign
    Night School
[01:39] Chihiro
    So, anyway...
[01:41] Chihiro
    You've become the first class of the
    Seijumonji High School night school.
[01:47] Chihiro
    I, Chihiro Chimatsuri,
    will be your homeroom teacher.
[01:51] Chihiro
    I'll be teaching you all subjects.
[01:52] Horita
    No way.
[01:53] Kanbaru
    Seriously?
[01:54] Okada
    Are you even qualified to do that?
[01:56] Chihiro
    I'll now take attendance to confirm the
    presence of all our regulars cast members.
[02:00] Chihiro
    Karate Club Captain
    Masumi Katsuno, blood type O.
[02:03] Katsuno
    Here.
[02:04] Chihiro
    Your subordinates Kanbara,
    Okada, and Horita.
[02:08] Chihiro
    I hope people remember your names.
    Blood types, unknown.
[02:11] All
    Osu!
[02:12] Katsuno
    Don't say "osu" in my presence!
[02:13] Chihiro
    Dance Club Captain Nami Unten, blood type O.
[02:18] Nami
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:19] Chihiro
    Cinema Club Captain
    Maki Watabe, blood type AB.
[02:23] Maki
    Cut.
[02:25] Chihiro
    Cosplay Club Captain
    Kaoru Konno, blood type B.
[02:29] Kaoru
    Here.
[02:30] Chihiro
    Chairman of the Discipline Committee
    Jinko Sumida, blood type—
[02:33] Jinko
    I'm a type A perfectionist.
[02:35] Jinko
    Ostriches are an animal found in zoos,
[02:37] Jinko
    but compromise is a word
    not found in my dictionary.
[02:40] Chihiro
    Blood Donation Club Captain
    Mitsugu Bambam, blood type chimera.
[02:43] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Bambam,
    it's Mitsugu Bamba.
[02:47] Chihiro
    We're only nine students
    and one teacher right now,
[02:50] Chihiro
    but allow me to introduce
    our transfer student.
[02:52] Chihiro
    Come on out.
[03:01] Mitsugu
    Mai in a school uniform, huh?
[03:04] Mitsugu
    Her knock-knee legs look absolutely
    lovely in blue-black tights.
[03:13] Okada
    Her handwriting is great.
[03:14] Horita
    You can read that?
[03:17] Mai
    My name is Mai Vlad Transylvania.
[03:26] Chihiro
    Estimated age 400 years old,
    blood type unknown.
[03:29] Chihiro
    She smuggled herself here from the distant
    Eastern European land of Romania.
[03:33] Chihiro
    Make sure you don't rat her out to
    the police or immigration control.
[03:38] All
    Roger!
[03:41] Chihiro
    Now that we've introduced our transfer
    student, let's jump right into it.
[03:45] Chihiro
    The most standard of all
    standard school events.
SIGN    Stake Festival 2020
    Night Class 2B Program
[03:51] Kanbara
    I knew it.
[03:53] Horita
    I thought it was about time this showed up.
[03:55] Chihiro
    I wish we could take our time democratically
    determining what we'll do,
[04:00] Chihiro
    but since our budget and time are limited,
[04:02] Chihiro
    based on my arbitrary decision-making
    and personal prejudices,
[04:05] Chihiro
    the Blood Donation Club's
    program will feature—
[04:07] Okada
    A maid café!
[04:08] Katsuno
    An idol café!
[04:09] Horita
    A beef bowl shop!
[04:10] Kanbara
    A standing soba shop!
[04:11] Chihiro
    Fools! That's not what we're doing!
[04:14] Chihiro
    The night school shall participate in the
    school festival by putting on a play.
[04:19] Maki
    A play, huh? That's an appropriate choice.
[04:21] Jinko
    What will we be performing?
SIGN    "Konjiki Yasha"
    (The Golden Demon)
SIGN    "My Second
    Brother"
SIGN    "Lust for Life"
[04:33] Kanbara
    Kiniro Yorumata?
[04:35] Katsuno
    Idiot, it's pronounced "Yasha."
[04:36] Kanbara
    Yasha Yorumata?
[04:38] Maki
    Horror.
[04:39] Horita
    My Second Brother? What's he second in?
[04:41] Horita
    Lust for Life? Is that a porno?
[04:42] Maki
    I'm telling you, let's do horror.
[04:43] Okada
    Sounds kind of plain.
[04:45] Okada
    Shouldn't we go with something
    flashier for a school festival?
[04:47] Kaoru
    Let's adapt the masterwork 
    Castle of Vania.
[04:50] Kanbara
    Good idea. I agree.
[04:52] Mitsugu
    Don't you think that's a little too cliché?
[04:56] Maki
    Won't Komi have something
    to say about that?
[04:59] Koaru**
    That's why it's Castle of Vania.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
SIGN    Castle of Vania
[05:04] Kaoru
    I, Kaoru, shall take
    responsibility for the show.
[05:07] Kaoru
    It'll surely be a success.
[05:09] Maki
    Well, we do have the perfect leading lady.
[05:12] Mitsugu
    I knew it.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
[05:15] Chihiro
    The following are the cast and
    staff roles for the play.
[05:19] Chihiro
    Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
[05:22] Mai
    I look forward to working with everyone.
[05:28] Chihiro
    Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
    be played by Bambam Mitsugu.
[05:32] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[05:33] Chihiro
    What? You're unhappy with your role?
[05:35] Mitsugu
    No, not really.
[05:37] Mitsugu
    Well, I guess that means Mai
    and I are the main characters.
[05:41] Chihiro
    Block 1 boss Franken will
    be played by Katsuno.
[05:44] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[05:45] Chihiro
    Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.
[05:48] Nami
    Aye, sir.
[05:49] Chihiro
    Block 3 boss Mummy will for some reason
    by played by me, Chihiro Chimatsuri.
[05:55] Chihiro
    And block 4 boss Reaper
    will be played by Kaoru.
[05:59] Kaoru
    I'll handle costumes and play a role.
[06:01] Chihiro
    The back, later renamed to
    Flea Man, will be played by Kanbara.
[06:05] Kanbara
    Osu!
[06:06] Chihiro*
    The making-of photography and direction
    will be handled by Maki Watabe.
[06:09] Maki
    All right. I get to film
    a documentary for free.
[06:12] Chihiro
    And production will be handled by—
[06:14] Jinko
    You haven't forgotten me, have you?
[06:16] Jinko
    Just so you know, I don't want to do this.
[06:19] Chihiro
    The rest of you will play minor roles
    like crows and skeletons as appropriate.
[06:23] Chihiro
    Rehearsal begins tomorrow.
[06:26] Chihiro
    That's all.
SIGN    First Day of Rehearsal
[06:39] Nami
    You know, they don't scream in the game.
[06:43] Kaoru
    We're following the disk system
    version, so it's fine.
[06:46] Nami
    They don't scream in the
    disk system version, either.
[06:49] Nami
    Well, whatever.
[06:54] Jinko
    What kind of rehearsal is this?
[06:58] Jinko
    I knew I couldn't let you guys handle it.
[07:01] Jinko
    Do you really think you can
    adapt that masterwork
[07:03] Jinko
    for the stage with this lukewarm rehearsal?
[07:06] Mitsugu
    Masterwork? Jinko, you used to be a gamer?
[07:09] Jinko
    Not used to be. I'm still a hardcore gamer.
[07:13] Jinko
    I won't allow you to tarnish that
    masterwork with your inferior remake.
[07:19] Chihiro
    Anyway, I know it's sudden,
    but for various reasons,
[07:23] Chihiro
    allow me to introduce you
    to your new director.
[07:25] Kaoru
    Nobody told us about that.
[07:27] Maki
    Doctor, what do you mean by various reasons?
[07:30] Chihiro
    It's nothing you kids need to know about.
[07:32] Chihiro
    Your new director is the Chairman of
    the Discipline Committee Jinko Sumida
[07:38] Chihiro
    whom you all hate so much,
    also known as Jinko Ninagawa.
[07:41] Chihiro
    Her type A blood means she's
    a methodical perfectionist.
[07:45] Jinko
    I knew I'd be the perfect director.
[07:47] Nami
    What does that mean?
[07:48] Jinko
    Now that I'm the director, the lukewarm
    developments we've seen so far...
[07:59] Jinko
    ...are over!
[08:00] Chihiro
    You sound nothing like him.
[08:03] All
    Ninagawa?
[08:05] All
    That's Ninagawa...
SIGN    Stage Name Succession
    Ninagawa Jinko
[08:18] Maki
    Good, good. Things are
    starting to get exciting.
SIGN    Second Day of Rehearsal
[08:25] Jinko
    You idiot!
SIGN    Sirloin
[08:29] Jinko
    I told you to walk sluggishly!
[08:32] Jinko
    In what universe is Franken
    agile, you idiot?
[08:37] Jinko
    Don't tip-toe!
[08:40] Jinko
    No walking on the balls of
    your feet either, karate boy!
[08:44] Jinko
    Forget about karate!
[08:48] Mitsugu
    W-Wow, her personality has changed completely.
[08:51] Jinko
    What about my personality?
[08:53] Mitsugu
    Whoopsy daisy, my thoughts
    were leaking again.
[08:55] Jinko
    Nobody says whoopsy daisy
    anymore, you Sakurajima radish!
[09:02] Jinko
    Don't you dare sleep!
[09:04] Jinko
    Medusa, stop playing with the props!
[09:07] Jinko
    Reaper, stop dancing around!
[09:11] Jinko
    Mummy, who gave you permission to smoke?
[09:17] Jinko
    Why are you filming me?
[09:20] Nami
    This degree of perfectionism is annoying.
[09:25] Mai
    She's scary.
[09:27] Mitsugu
    Your character doesn't go on until the end,
[09:29] Mitsugu
    and we probably won't make
    it that far tonight.
[09:32] Mitsugu
    You must be hungry, so you can leave.
[09:34] Mai
    Don't mind if I do.
[09:36] Jinko
    Why are you letting her leave?
[09:38] Jinko
    Understanding the flow of the play is
    the most fundamental part of rehearsal.
[09:42] Jinko
    You think you can run off early
    just because you're not onstage?
[09:43] Jinko
    And you call yourself a professional!
[09:45] Mitsugu
    But we're not professionals.
[09:47] Mai
    I-I'm scared.
[09:48] Mitsugu
    Mai is anemic. Cut her some slack tonight.
[09:52] All
    We'll walk her home!
[09:53] Katsuno
    Go to hell!
[09:55] Katsuno
    Mai-tan, are you leav—
[09:58] Jinko
    I thought I told you to move sluggishly!
[10:02] Jinko
    You lousy actors!
[10:24] Mitsugu
    You must be tired, Mai. I'm sorry.
[10:27] Mitsugu
    We're doing all of this to procure
    food for you, so try to—
[10:33] Mitsugu
    Is something wrong, Mai?
[10:35] Mitsugu
    Did you not like that blood?
[10:38] Mai
    It's not that.
[10:40] Mai
    All I do is cause trouble for everyone.
[10:43] Mai
    I really am a worthless vampire.
[10:45] Mitsugu
    Mai, you don't have to worry about that.
[10:48] Mitsugu
    Everyone feels the same
    way, but especially me.
[10:56] Mitsugu
    I've decided to protect you,
    no matter what happens.
[11:01] Mai
    Why are you willing to do so much for me?
[11:05] Mitsugu
    Because since the moment we met, I...
[11:13] Mitsugu
    I... I've always...
[11:19] Jinko
    What are you stammering on
    about, you radish leaf?
[11:23] Jinko
    Starting tonight, I'll be
    training you with this whip!
[11:30] Jinko
    Take this, cat!
[11:31] Jinko
    Take this, art objects!
[11:33] Jinko
    Take this, everything else!
    I'll whip it all!
SIGN    Stake Festival 2020
[11:39] Mitsugu
    Before we knew it,
    the day of the play arrived.
[11:44] All
    Wow, look.
[11:45] All
    The entire study body must be here.
SIGN    Night Class Special Production
    Castle of Vania
[11:47] All
    After all, that transfer student
    is the star of the show.
[11:49] All
    I will I could take night classes, too.
[11:51] All
    Will she really take her clothes off?
[11:53] All
    We can't miss this.
[11:54] All
    Do the teachers really get priority
    admission? Unforgivable.
[11:57] All
    We should denounce them.
[11:58] All
    Hurry up and start the show.
[12:00] All
    How long are you going to make us wait?
[12:01] All
    Shut up! The fire station will find us!
[12:03] All
    The cops will show up before that.
[12:04] All
    I told you guys to be quiet!
[12:06] Jinko
    I wasn't expecting so
    many people to show up.
[12:09] Jinko
    I mustn't fail.
[12:11] Jinko
    If the audience ends up booing, it'll leave
    a permanent stain on the night school—
[12:15] Jinko
    no, on my directing career.
[12:21] Jinko
    Listen up, everyone.
[12:23] Jinko
    The bar-bell will ring soon.
[12:25] Jinko
    This is the moment of truth that will
    test the worth of the night school.
[12:29] Jinko
    Remember why we shed all that blood,
    sweat, and tears over the past few days.
[12:35] Mitsugu
    That's because you threatened us.
[12:37] Jinko
    Believe in yourselves.
[12:39] Mitsugu
    I have zero confidence in us.
[12:41] Jinko
    Make your hearts one.
[12:43] Mitsugu
    We couldn't be less unified.
[12:44] Jinko
    Let's make this play a success!
[12:46] All
    Yeah!
[12:47] Mitsugu
    What are you guys cheering for?
[12:50] Mitsugu
    Huh? Where's Mai?
[12:53] Mitsugu
    Mai? Mai!
[13:00] Chihiro
    She's dead.
[13:01] All
    What?!
[13:02] Chihiro
    She's obviously not dead.
[13:05] Chihiro
    Anxiety has made her anemic.
[13:08] Chihiro
    If we don't give her a transfusion immediately,
    she'll have to drop out of the play.
[13:11] Mitsugu
    A transfusion?
[13:12] Mitsugu
    I'll head home immediately
    to get some blood for her.
[13:14] Chihiro
    Fool. We don't have time for that.
[13:17] Chihiro
    The curtains will rise soon.
[13:19] Jinko
    Why does it have to be now?
[13:21] Jinko
    This is why amateurs are useless.
[13:23] Mitsugu
    Jinko, you've gone too far.
[13:25] Mitsugu
    Besides, you're an amateur yourself.
[13:27] Chihiro
    Judging by your condition, you've
    got plenty of blood to spare.
[13:31] Jinko
    What?
[13:32] Mitsugu
    The decision Doctor Chihiro
    made in this moment
[13:34] Mitsugu
    would determine how the situation
    changed going forward,
[13:38] Mitsugu
    but faced with the possibility
    that our leading lady
[13:40] Mitsugu
    might have to drop out
    just before curtains rose,
[13:42] Mitsugu
    we couldn't afford to predict that.
[13:46] Maki
    Stage right camera 2, are you ready?
[13:48] Taguchi
    Camera 2 ready.
[13:49] Maki
    Make sure you capture Simon's entrance.
[13:51] Taguchi
    Got it.
[13:52] Maki
    Balcony camera 3.
[13:54] Yuasa
    Camera 3 rolling.
[13:55] Maki
    Camera 1, start.
[13:57] Tsujimoto
    Camera rolling.
[13:58] Maki
    Now give me some great shots.
[14:01] Maki
    Not that I'm expecting much.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Act 1 The Dark Road
[14:22] Mitsugu
    Ah, I've finally arrived at this castle.
[14:26] Mob
    I've been waiting for you, Blood Donation
    Club Captain Mitsugu Bambam.
[14:28] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Bambam, it's Mitsugu Bamba.
[14:31] Mob
    Okay, okay.
[14:34] Nami
    Are you Simon Belmond?
[14:39] Nami
    You shall not pass!
[14:50] Nami
    Why did dodge that?
[14:52] Mitsugu
    It looked like it would hurt.
[14:53] Nami
    Then how about this?
[15:02] Mitsugu
    Who are you, Sarah Bryant?
[15:04] Nami
    I'm Jill Valentine.
[15:06] Jinko
    What are those idiots doing?!
[15:10] Jinko
    The hearts. Release the hearts.
[15:12] Kanbara
    Usu.
[15:16] Mitsugu
    I won. Now the pocket
    watch sub-weapon is mine.
[15:21] Mob
    Get 'em!
[15:22] Mob
    Get more hearts and your
    pocket watch is unstoppable!
[15:25] Mob
    Get more lives!
[15:27] Nami
    I don't think so!
[15:30] Mitsugu
    Let go! Let go of me, you bitch!
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Bitch, bitch, bitch!
[15:36] Maki
    Oh, that's good.
[15:42] Mitsugu
    Out of the way!
[15:44] Mitsugu
    Out of the way!
[15:55] Mitsugu
    Damn it. My body will never last like this.
[15:59] Kaoru
    Simon, well done making it this far.
[16:01] Kaoru
    But you won't make it past here.
[16:04] Mitsugu
    Give me a minute. I'm out of breath.
[16:07] Kaoru
    The disk system version can't be paused.
[16:11] Mitsugu
    Hey, this is real!
[16:13] Kaoru
    Die, die, die, die, die!
[16:19] Mob
    Ow!
[16:20] Mob
    She stabbed me!
[16:23] Maki
    Good, good. Camera 2, move up.
[16:27] Maki
    Camera 3, zoom and follow them.
[16:29] Katsuno
    Reaper, get out of the way.
[16:31] Kaoru
    What? You don't appear until the next stage.
[16:34] Katsuno
    We don't have time for your lukewarm shit.
[16:36] Katsuno
    A man settles his scores with his fists.
[16:38] Kaoru
    But I'm a girl.
[16:42] Mitsugu
    I was up all night training with Jinko.
[16:45] Mitsugu
    Take this!
[16:46] Katsuno
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:52] Mitsugu
    Move, move, move!
[16:56] Kanbara
    I'll get you, Simon!
[17:03] Kanbara
    There's nowhere to run, Simon.
[17:06] Mitsugu
    Your underhanded bastards.
[17:08] Katsuno
    Die!
[17:10] Mitsugu
    I can't breathe. Katsuno, don't
    you think you're overdoing it?
[17:14] Katsuno
    Shut up. I sensed a personal
    grudge behind that whipping!
SIGN    Personal Grudge
    Private malice or spite
[17:23] Nami
    How dare you use that move on a girl?!
[17:25] Mitsugu
    Nami!
[17:28] Nami
    I, Nami Unten, won't allow
    such unrestricted violence.
[17:35] Katsuno
    In anime, we enjoy extraterritorial rights.
[17:38] Katsuno
    Boys, are you ready?
[17:45] Mob
    It's the intermission.
[17:49] Chihiro
    That was close, but your
    special item saved you.
[17:54] Jinko
    After that performance, the final
    scene has to go perfectly.
[17:58] Jinko
    Dracula Mai, are you ready?
[18:02] Mai
    Yes.
[18:05] Mai
    I shall put on a perfect
    performance, Jinko-san.
SIGN    Act 2 The Crimson Showdown
[18:23] Mob
    This is what we've been waiting for!
[18:24] Mob
    Miss Dracula!
[18:25] Mob
    The star of the show!
[18:28] Mai
    I am the late Count Dracula's
    lawful wife, Dracula Mai.
[18:36] Mitsugu
    There you are, Dracula Mai.
[18:39] Mitsugu
    The time has finally come to defeat you.
[18:43] Mai
    Don't expect that to work out for you.
[18:45] Mitsugu
    "Don't expect that to work out for you?"
[18:47] Mitsugu
    Was that one of her lines?
[18:51] Mitsugu
    Huh? What's gotten into Mai?
[18:54] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[18:55] Mai
    If I'm going to play a vampire,
    I'll play the perfect vampire.
[19:00] Mitsugu
    Perfect? She's under the
    effects of Jinko's blood!
[19:05] Mai
    Simon Belmond, I'm coming for you!
[19:10] Maki
    Swap with me.
[19:15] Mitsugu
    It's okay, Mai.
[19:16] Mai
    What?
[19:19] Mitsugu
    We were always destined to end up like this.
[19:24] Mitsugu
    Now drink to your heart's content.
[19:40] Jinko
    Why are you ignoring the script?
    What are you doing?
[19:46] Jinko
    Huh?
[19:49] Chihiro
    This isn't good.
[19:50] Chihiro
    The curtains! Lower the curtains!
[19:54] Jinko
    Stop, stop, stop!
[19:56] Mob
    Wow.
[19:58] Mob
    That was intense.
[20:01] Jinko
    Stop! That hurts!
[20:02] Mitsugu
    Mai, calm down! Stop it!
[20:05] Jinko
    No!
[20:13] Chihiro
    There we go.
[20:16] Chihiro
    I suppose I'm partially responsible
    since I fed her Jinko's type A blood.
[20:21] Jinko
    I can't believe the play went that terribly.
[20:28] Jinko
    How will I ever apologize to Antonin Artaud,
    Bertolt Brecht—no, to Ninagawa-sensei?
[20:36] Chihiro
    It wasn't that bad.
[20:39] Chihiro
    Listen to those voices.
[20:42] Jinko
    What?
[20:47] Chihiro
    Let's not disappoint audience
    that watched us until the end.
[20:51] Chihiro
    Line up.
[21:04] Chihiro
    Simon Mitsugu and leading lady Dracula Mai.
[21:08] Mob
    Mai-chan, you're the best!
[21:08] Mitsugu
    Even if Mai ends up sucking my
    blood one day, I won't regret it.
[21:14] Chihiro
    Medusa Nami played by Nami Unten.
[21:19] Chihiro
    Reaper Kaoru played by Kaoru Konno.
[21:23] Mob
    You're just your usual self.
[21:24] Chihiro
    Franken Katsuno and all the rest.
[21:28] All
    Osu! Osu, osu, osu, osu!
[21:31] Chihiro
    The there's me, Mummy Chihiro,
    whose role was cut for time,
[21:36] Chihiro
    and director Jinko Sumida.
[21:42] Mob
    Jinko!
[21:44] All
    Jinko! Jinko! Jinko!
[21:45] Mob
    That was great and totally random!
[21:56] Chihiro
    Now you're one of us, Jinko.
[22:01] Chihiro
    You no longer need your discipline or morals.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
    The End
SIGN    Episode 7 "Day for Night"
[23:45] Maki
    Cut!
[23:47] Maki
    Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
[23:49] Maki
    You two, I told you boys to
    stop looking at the camera.
[23:51] Mitsugu
    It was supposed to be just
    a little independent film.
[23:55] Maki
    This will be a take.