# E6 - Castle of Vania
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**[01:37] Sign**
Night School
**[01:39] Chihiro**
So, anyway...
**[01:41] Chihiro**
You've become the first class of the
Seijumonji High School night school.
**[01:47] Chihiro**
I, Chihiro Chimatsuri,
will be your homeroom teacher.
**[01:51] Chihiro**
I'll be teaching you all subjects.
**[01:52] Horita**
No way.
**[01:53] Kanbaru**
Seriously?
**[01:54] Okada**
Are you even qualified to do that?
**[01:56] Chihiro**
I'll now take attendance to confirm the
presence of all our regulars cast members.
**[02:00] Chihiro**
Karate Club Captain
Masumi Katsuno, blood type O.
**[02:03] Katsuno**
Here.
**[02:04] Chihiro**
Your subordinates Kanbara,
Okada, and Horita.
**[02:08] Chihiro**
I hope people remember your names.
Blood types, unknown.
**[02:11] All**
Osu!
**[02:12] Katsuno**
Don't say "osu" in my presence!
**[02:13] Chihiro**
Dance Club Captain Nami Unten, blood type O.
**[02:18] Nami**
Yes, ma'am.
**[02:19] Chihiro**
Cinema Club Captain
Maki Watabe, blood type AB.
**[02:23] Maki**
Cut.
**[02:25] Chihiro**
Cosplay Club Captain
Kaoru Konno, blood type B.
**[02:29] Kaoru**
Here.
**[02:30] Chihiro**
Chairman of the Discipline Committee
Jinko Sumida, blood type—
**[02:33] Jinko**
I'm a type A perfectionist.
**[02:35] Jinko**
Ostriches are an animal found in zoos,
**[02:37] Jinko**
but compromise is a word
not found in my dictionary.
**[02:40] Chihiro**
Blood Donation Club Captain
Mitsugu Bambam, blood type chimera.
**[02:43] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Bambam,
it's Mitsugu Bamba.
**[02:47] Chihiro**
We're only nine students
and one teacher right now,
**[02:50] Chihiro**
but allow me to introduce
our transfer student.
**[02:52] Chihiro**
Come on out.
**[03:01] Mitsugu**
Mai in a school uniform, huh?
**[03:04] Mitsugu**
Her knock-knee legs look absolutely
lovely in blue-black tights.
**[03:13] Okada**
Her handwriting is great.
**[03:14] Horita**
You can read that?
**[03:17] Mai**
My name is Mai Vlad Transylvania.
**[03:26] Chihiro**
Estimated age 400 years old,
blood type unknown.
**[03:29] Chihiro**
She smuggled herself here from the distant
Eastern European land of Romania.
**[03:33] Chihiro**
Make sure you don't rat her out to
the police or immigration control.
**[03:38] All**
Roger!
**[03:41] Chihiro**
Now that we've introduced our transfer
student, let's jump right into it.
**[03:45] Chihiro**
The most standard of all
standard school events.
***SIGN*** Stake Festival 2020
Night Class 2B Program
**[03:51] Kanbara**
I knew it.
**[03:53] Horita**
I thought it was about time this showed up.
**[03:55] Chihiro**
I wish we could take our time democratically
determining what we'll do,
**[04:00] Chihiro**
but since our budget and time are limited,
**[04:02] Chihiro**
based on my arbitrary decision-making
and personal prejudices,
**[04:05] Chihiro**
the Blood Donation Club's
program will feature—
**[04:07] Okada**
A maid café!
**[04:08] Katsuno**
An idol café!
**[04:09] Horita**
A beef bowl shop!
**[04:10] Kanbara**
A standing soba shop!
**[04:11] Chihiro**
Fools! That's not what we're doing!
**[04:14] Chihiro**
The night school shall participate in the
school festival by putting on a play.
**[04:19] Maki**
A play, huh? That's an appropriate choice.
**[04:21] Jinko**
What will we be performing?
***SIGN*** "Konjiki Yasha"
(The Golden Demon)
***SIGN*** "My Second
Brother"
***SIGN*** "Lust for Life"
**[04:33] Kanbara**
*Kiniro Yorumata*?
**[04:35] Katsuno**
Idiot, it's pronounced "Yasha."
**[04:36] Kanbara**
*Yasha Yorumata*?
**[04:38] Maki**
Horror.
**[04:39] Horita**
*My Second Brother*? What's he second in?
**[04:41] Horita**
*Lust for Life*? Is that a porno?
**[04:42] Maki**
I'm telling you, let's do horror.
**[04:43] Okada**
Sounds kind of plain.
**[04:45] Okada**
Shouldn't we go with something
flashier for a school festival?
**[04:47] Kaoru**
Let's adapt the masterwork
*Castle of Vania*.
**[04:50] Kanbara**
Good idea. I agree.
**[04:52] Mitsugu**
Don't you think that's a little too cliché?
**[04:56] Maki**
Won't Ko**mi have something
to say about that?
**[04:59] Koaru**
That's why it's Castle of Vania.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
**[05:04] Kaoru**
I, Kaoru, shall take
responsibility for the show.
**[05:07] Kaoru**
It'll surely be a success.
**[05:09] Maki**
Well, we do have the perfect leading lady.
**[05:12] Mitsugu**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
**[05:15] Chihiro**
The following are the cast and
staff roles for the play.
**[05:19] Chihiro**
Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
**[05:22] Mai**
I look forward to working with everyone.
**[05:28] Chihiro**
Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
be played by Bambam Mitsugu.
**[05:32] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[05:33] Chihiro**
What? You're unhappy with your role?
**[05:35] Mitsugu**
No, not really.
**[05:37] Mitsugu**
* Well, I guess that means Mai*
* and I are the main characters.*
**[05:41] Chihiro**
Block 1 boss Franken will
be played by Katsuno.
**[05:44] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[05:45] Chihiro**
Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.
**[05:48] Nami**
Aye, sir.
**[05:49] Chihiro**
Block 3 boss Mummy will for some reason
by played by me, Chihiro Chimatsuri.
**[05:55] Chihiro**
And block 4 boss Reaper
will be played by Kaoru.
**[05:59] Kaoru**
I'll handle costumes and play a role.
**[06:01] Chihiro**
The *****back, later renamed to
Flea Man, will be played by Kanbara.
**[06:05] Kanbara**
Osu!
**[06:06] Chihiro**
The making-of photography and direction
will be handled by Maki Watabe.
**[06:09] Maki**
All right. I get to film
a documentary for free.
**[06:12] Chihiro**
And production will be handled by—
**[06:14] Jinko**
You haven't forgotten me, have you?
**[06:16] Jinko**
Just so you know, I don't want to do this.
**[06:19] Chihiro**
The rest of you will play minor roles
like crows and skeletons as appropriate.
**[06:23] Chihiro**
Rehearsal begins tomorrow.
**[06:26] Chihiro**
That's all.
***SIGN*** First Day of Rehearsal
**[06:39] Nami**
You know, they don't scream in the game.
**[06:43] Kaoru**
We're following the disk system
version, so it's fine.
**[06:46] Nami**
They don't scream in the
disk system version, either.
**[06:49] Nami**
Well, whatever.
**[06:54] Jinko**
What kind of rehearsal is this?
**[06:58] Jinko**
I knew I couldn't let you guys handle it.
**[07:01] Jinko**
Do you really think you can
adapt that masterwork
**[07:03] Jinko**
for the stage with this lukewarm rehearsal?
**[07:06] Mitsugu**
Masterwork? Jinko, you used to be a gamer?
**[07:09] Jinko**
Not used to be. I'm still a hardcore gamer.
**[07:13] Jinko**
I won't allow you to tarnish that
masterwork with your inferior remake.
**[07:19] Chihiro**
Anyway, I know it's sudden,
but for various reasons,
**[07:23] Chihiro**
allow me to introduce you
to your new director.
**[07:25] Kaoru**
Nobody told us about that.
**[07:27] Maki**
Doctor, what do you mean by various reasons?
**[07:30] Chihiro**
It's nothing you kids need to know about.
**[07:32] Chihiro**
Your new director is the Chairman of
the Discipline Committee Jinko Sumida
**[07:38] Chihiro**
whom you all hate so much,
also known as Jinko Ninagawa.
**[07:41] Chihiro**
Her type A blood means she's
a methodical perfectionist.
**[07:45] Jinko**
I knew I'd be the perfect director.
**[07:47] Nami**
What does that mean?
**[07:48] Jinko**
Now that I'm the director, the lukewarm
developments we've seen so far...
**[07:59] Jinko**
...are over!
**[08:00] Chihiro**
You sound nothing like him.
**[08:03] All**
Ninagawa?
**[08:05] All**
That's Ninagawa...
***SIGN*** Stage Name Succession
Ninagawa Jinko
**[08:18] Maki**
Good, good. Things are
starting to get exciting.
***SIGN*** Second Day of Rehearsal
**[08:25] Jinko**
You idiot!
***SIGN*** Sirloin
**[08:29] Jinko**
I told you to walk sluggishly!
**[08:32] Jinko**
In what universe is Franken
agile, you idiot?
**[08:37] Jinko**
Don't tip-toe!
**[08:40] Jinko**
No walking on the balls of
your feet either, karate boy!
**[08:44] Jinko**
Forget about karate!
**[08:48] Mitsugu**
*W-Wow, her personality has changed completely.*
**[08:51] Jinko**
What about my personality?
**[08:53] Mitsugu**
Whoopsy daisy, my thoughts
were leaking again.
**[08:55] Jinko**
Nobody says whoopsy daisy
anymore, you Sakurajima radish!
**[09:02] Jinko**
Don't you dare sleep!
**[09:04] Jinko**
Medusa, stop playing with the props!
**[09:07] Jinko**
Reaper, stop dancing around!
**[09:11] Jinko**
Mummy, who gave you permission to smoke?
**[09:17] Jinko**
Why are you filming me?
**[09:20] Nami**
This degree of perfectionism is annoying.
**[09:25] Mai**
She's scary.
**[09:27] Mitsugu**
Your character doesn't go on until the end,
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
and we probably won't make
it that far tonight.
**[09:32] Mitsugu**
You must be hungry, so you can leave.
**[09:34] Mai**
Don't mind if I do.
**[09:36] Jinko**
Why are you letting her leave?
**[09:38] Jinko**
Understanding the flow of the play is
the most fundamental part of rehearsal.
**[09:42] Jinko**
You think you can run off early
just because you're not onstage?
**[09:43] Jinko**
And you call yourself a professional!
**[09:45] Mitsugu**
But we're not professionals.
**[09:47] Mai**
I-I'm scared.
**[09:48] Mitsugu**
Mai is anemic. Cut her some slack tonight.
**[09:52] All**
We'll walk her home!
**[09:53] Katsuno**
Go to hell!
**[09:55] Katsuno**
Mai-tan, are you leav—
**[09:58] Jinko**
I thought I told you to move sluggishly!
**[10:02] Jinko**
You lousy actors!
**[10:24] Mitsugu**
You must be tired, Mai. I'm sorry.
**[10:27] Mitsugu**
We're doing all of this to procure
food for you, so try to—
**[10:33] Mitsugu**
Is something wrong, Mai?
**[10:35] Mitsugu**
Did you not like that blood?
**[10:38] Mai**
It's not that.
**[10:40] Mai**
All I do is cause trouble for everyone.
**[10:43] Mai**
I really am a worthless vampire.
**[10:45] Mitsugu**
Mai, you don't have to worry about that.
**[10:48] Mitsugu**
Everyone feels the same
way, but especially me.
**[10:56] Mitsugu**
I've decided to protect you,
no matter what happens.
**[11:01] Mai**
Why are you willing to do so much for me?
**[11:05] Mitsugu**
Because since the moment we met, I...
**[11:13] Mitsugu**
I... I've always...
**[11:19] Jinko**
What are you stammering on
about, you radish leaf?
**[11:23] Jinko**
Starting tonight, I'll be
training you with this whip!
**[11:30] Jinko**
Take this, cat!
**[11:31] Jinko**
Take this, art objects!
**[11:33] Jinko**
Take this, everything else!
I'll whip it all!
***SIGN*** Stake Festival 2020
**[11:39] Mitsugu**
* Before we knew it,*
* the day of the play arrived.*
**[11:44] All**
Wow, look.
**[11:45] All**
The entire study body must be here.
***SIGN*** Night Class Special Production
Castle of Vania
**[11:47] All**
After all, that transfer student
is the star of the show.
**[11:49] All**
I will I could take night classes, too.
**[11:51] All**
Will she really take her clothes off?
**[11:53] All**
We can't miss this.
**[11:54] All**
Do the teachers really get priority
admission? Unforgivable.
**[11:57] All**
We should denounce them.
**[11:58] All**
Hurry up and start the show.
**[12:00] All**
How long are you going to make us wait?
**[12:01] All**
Shut up! The fire station will find us!
**[12:03] All**
The cops will show up before that.
**[12:04] All**
I told you guys to be quiet!
**[12:06] Jinko**
* I wasn't expecting so*
* many people to show up.*
**[12:09] Jinko**
*I mustn't fail.*
**[12:11] Jinko**
* If the audience ends up booing, it'll leave*
* a permanent stain on the night school—*
**[12:15] Jinko**
*no, on my directing career.*
**[12:21] Jinko**
Listen up, everyone.
**[12:23] Jinko**
The bar-bell will ring soon.
**[12:25] Jinko**
This is the moment of truth that will
test the worth of the night school.
**[12:29] Jinko**
Remember why we shed all that blood,
sweat, and tears over the past few days.
**[12:35] Mitsugu**
*That's because you threatened us.*
**[12:37] Jinko**
Believe in yourselves.
**[12:39] Mitsugu**
I have zero confidence in us.
**[12:41] Jinko**
Make your hearts one.
**[12:43] Mitsugu**
*We couldn't be less unified.*
**[12:44] Jinko**
Let's make this play a success!
**[12:46] All**
Yeah!
**[12:47] Mitsugu**
*What are you guys cheering for?*
**[12:50] Mitsugu**
Huh? Where's Mai?
**[12:53] Mitsugu**
Mai? Mai!
**[13:00] Chihiro**
She's dead.
**[13:01] All**
What?!
**[13:02] Chihiro**
She's obviously not dead.
**[13:05] Chihiro**
Anxiety has made her anemic.
**[13:08] Chihiro**
If we don't give her a transfusion immediately,
she'll have to drop out of the play.
**[13:11] Mitsugu**
A transfusion?
**[13:12] Mitsugu**
I'll head home immediately
to get some blood for her.
**[13:14] Chihiro**
Fool. We don't have time for that.
**[13:17] Chihiro**
The curtains will rise soon.
**[13:19] Jinko**
Why does it have to be now?
**[13:21] Jinko**
This is why amateurs are useless.
**[13:23] Mitsugu**
Jinko, you've gone too far.
**[13:25] Mitsugu**
Besides, you're an amateur yourself.
**[13:27] Chihiro**
Judging by your condition, you've
got plenty of blood to spare.
**[13:31] Jinko**
What?
**[13:32] Mitsugu**
* The decision Doctor Chihiro*
* made in this moment*
**[13:34] Mitsugu**
* would determine how the situation*
* changed going forward,*
**[13:38] Mitsugu**
* but faced with the possibility*
* that our leading lady*
**[13:40] Mitsugu**
* might have to drop out*
* just before curtains rose,*
**[13:42] Mitsugu**
*we couldn't afford to predict that.*
**[13:46] Maki**
Stage right camera 2, are you ready?
**[13:48] Taguchi**
Camera 2 ready.
**[13:49] Maki**
Make sure you capture Simon's entrance.
**[13:51] Taguchi**
Got it.
**[13:52] Maki**
Balcony camera 3.
**[13:54] Yuasa**
Camera 3 rolling.
**[13:55] Maki**
Camera 1, start.
**[13:57] Tsujimoto**
Camera rolling.
**[13:58] Maki**
Now give me some great shots.
**[14:01] Maki**
*Not that I'm expecting much.*
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Act 1 The Dark Road
**[14:22] Mitsugu**
Ah, I've finally arrived at this castle.
**[14:26] Mob**
I've been waiting for you, Blood Donation
Club Captain Mitsugu Bambam.
**[14:28] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Bambam, it's Mitsugu Bamba.
**[14:31] Mob**
Okay, okay.
**[14:34] Nami**
Are you Simon Belmond?
**[14:39] Nami**
You shall not pass!
**[14:50] Nami**
Why did dodge that?
**[14:52] Mitsugu**
It looked like it would hurt.
**[14:53] Nami**
Then how about this?
**[15:02] Mitsugu**
Who are you, Sarah Bryant?
**[15:04] Nami**
I'm Jill Valentine.
**[15:06] Jinko**
*What are those idiots doing?!*
**[15:10] Jinko**
The hearts. Release the hearts.
**[15:12] Kanbara**
Usu.
**[15:16] Mitsugu**
I won. Now the pocket
watch sub-weapon is mine.
**[15:21] Mob**
Get 'em!
**[15:22] Mob**
Get more hearts and your
pocket watch is unstoppable!
**[15:25] Mob**
Get more lives!
**[15:27] Nami**
I don't think so!
**[15:30] Mitsugu**
Let go! Let go of me, you bitch!
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
**[15:36] Maki**
Oh, that's good.
**[15:42] Mitsugu**
Out of the way!
**[15:44] Mitsugu**
Out of the way!
**[15:55] Mitsugu**
Damn it. My body will never last like this.
**[15:59] Kaoru**
Simon, well done making it this far.
**[16:01] Kaoru**
But you won't make it past here.
**[16:04] Mitsugu**
Give me a minute. I'm out of breath.
**[16:07] Kaoru**
The disk system version can't be paused.
**[16:11] Mitsugu**
Hey, this is real!
**[16:13] Kaoru**
Die, die, die, die, die!
**[16:19] Mob**
Ow!
**[16:20] Mob**
She stabbed me!
**[16:23] Maki**
Good, good. Camera 2, move up.
**[16:27] Maki**
Camera 3, zoom and follow them.
**[16:29] Katsuno**
Reaper, get out of the way.
**[16:31] Kaoru**
What? You don't appear until the next stage.
**[16:34] Katsuno**
We don't have time for your lukewarm shit.
**[16:36] Katsuno**
A man settles his scores with his fists.
**[16:38] Kaoru**
But I'm a girl.
**[16:42] Mitsugu**
I was up all night training with Jinko.
**[16:45] Mitsugu**
Take this!
**[16:46] Katsuno**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[16:52] Mitsugu**
Move, move, move!
**[16:56] Kanbara**
I'll get you, Simon!
**[17:03] Kanbara**
There's nowhere to run, Simon.
**[17:06] Mitsugu**
Your underhanded bastards.
**[17:08] Katsuno**
Die!
**[17:10] Mitsugu**
I can't breathe. Katsuno, don't
you think you're overdoing it?
**[17:14] Katsuno**
Shut up. I sensed a personal
grudge behind that whipping!
***SIGN*** Personal Grudge
Private malice or spite
**[17:23] Nami**
How dare you use that move on a girl?!
**[17:25] Mitsugu**
Nami!
**[17:28] Nami**
I, Nami Unten, won't allow
such unrestricted violence.
**[17:35] Katsuno**
In anime, we enjoy extraterritorial rights.
**[17:38] Katsuno**
Boys, are you ready?
**[17:45] Mob**
It's the intermission.
**[17:49] Chihiro**
That was close, but your
special item saved you.
**[17:54] Jinko**
After that performance, the final
scene has to go perfectly.
**[17:58] Jinko**
Dracula Mai, are you ready?
**[18:02] Mai**
Yes.
**[18:05] Mai**
I shall put on a perfect
performance, Jinko-san.
***SIGN*** Act 2 The Crimson Showdown
**[18:23] Mob**
This is what we've been waiting for!
**[18:24] Mob**
Miss Dracula!
**[18:25] Mob**
The star of the show!
**[18:28] Mai**
I am the late Count Dracula's
lawful wife, Dracula Mai.
**[18:36] Mitsugu**
There you are, Dracula Mai.
**[18:39] Mitsugu**
The time has finally come to defeat you.
**[18:43] Mai**
Don't expect that to work out for you.
**[18:45] Mitsugu**
"Don't expect that to work out for you?"
**[18:47] Mitsugu**
Was that one of her lines?
**[18:51] Mitsugu**
Huh? What's gotten into Mai?
**[18:54] Mitsugu**
Could it be?
**[18:55] Mai**
If I'm going to play a vampire,
I'll play the perfect vampire.
**[19:00] Mitsugu**
* Perfect? She's under the*
* effects of Jinko's blood!*
**[19:05] Mai**
Simon Belmond, I'm coming for you!
**[19:10] Maki**
Swap with me.
**[19:15] Mitsugu**
It's okay, Mai.
**[19:16] Mai**
What?
**[19:19] Mitsugu**
We were always destined to end up like this.
**[19:24] Mitsugu**
Now drink to your heart's content.
**[19:40] Jinko**
Why are you ignoring the script?
What are you doing?
**[19:46] Jinko**
Huh?
**[19:49] Chihiro**
This isn't good.
**[19:50] Chihiro**
The curtains! Lower the curtains!
**[19:54] Jinko**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[19:56] Mob**
Wow.
**[19:58] Mob**
That was intense.
**[20:01] Jinko**
Stop! That hurts!
**[20:02] Mitsugu**
Mai, calm down! Stop it!
**[20:05] Jinko**
No!
**[20:13] Chihiro**
There we go.
**[20:16] Chihiro**
I suppose I'm partially responsible
since I fed her Jinko's type A blood.
**[20:21] Jinko**
I can't believe the play went that terribly.
**[20:28] Jinko**
How will I ever apologize to Antonin Artaud,
Bertolt Brecht—no, to Ninagawa-sensei?
**[20:36] Chihiro**
It wasn't that bad.
**[20:39] Chihiro**
Listen to those voices.
**[20:42] Jinko**
What?
**[20:47] Chihiro**
Let's not disappoint audience
that watched us until the end.
**[20:51] Chihiro**
Line up.
**[21:04] Chihiro**
Simon Mitsugu and leading lady Dracula Mai.
**[21:08] Mob**
Mai-chan, you're the best!
**[21:08] Mitsugu**
Even if Mai ends up sucking my
blood one day, I won't regret it.
**[21:14] Chihiro**
Medusa Nami played by Nami Unten.
**[21:19] Chihiro**
Reaper Kaoru played by Kaoru Konno.
**[21:23] Mob**
You're just your usual self.
**[21:24] Chihiro**
Franken Katsuno and all the rest.
**[21:28] All**
Osu! Osu, osu, osu, osu!
**[21:31] Chihiro**
The there's me, Mummy Chihiro,
whose role was cut for time,
**[21:36] Chihiro**
and director Jinko Sumida.
**[21:42] Mob**
Jinko!
**[21:44] All**
Jinko! Jinko! Jinko!
**[21:45] Mob**
That was great and totally random!
**[21:56] Chihiro**
Now you're one of us, Jinko.
**[22:01] Chihiro**
You no longer need your discipline or morals.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
The End
***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Day for Night"
**[23:45] Maki**
Cut!
**[23:47] Maki**
Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
**[23:49] Maki**
You two, I told you boys to
stop looking at the camera.
**[23:51] Mitsugu**
It was supposed to be just
a little independent film.
**[23:55] Maki**
This will be a take.