E4 - Salamander's Night Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:45] Mitsugu     Spinach, liver, and prunes. [01:49] Mitsugu     I've gotten sick of eating this every day. [01:52] Mitsugu     But this is for Mai. It's a test. [02:02] Nami     Mitsugu is definitely hiding something. [02:06] Katsuno     Hiding something? You mean my goddess? [02:09] Nami     She's definitely not normal. [02:12] Katsuno     Indeed. It's unbelievable that     she's smaller than a D cup. [02:15] Nami     An ordinary human couldn't     pull of that stunt. [02:43] Nami     It's worth investigating if that was     some kind of illusion or magic. [02:48] Katsuno     Yeah. Let's investigate that body's secrets. [02:52] Nami     I feel like we're not     seeing things eye to eye. [02:56] Katsuno     Eye to eye? [02:58] Katsuno     Eye for an eye. [02:59] Katsuno     Tooth for a tooth. [03:01] Katsuno     Teeth?! [03:06] Katsuno     Bite me. Bite me as hard as you can. [03:09] Katsuno     Make a mess of me. [03:13] Nami     He's truly loyal and greedy. [03:16] Nami     He's a typical type O person. [03:28] Nami     Isn't that...? [03:31] Katsuno     Who is he? [03:33] Nami     Something like a follower     or stalker of mine. [03:36] Nami     I see. Why didn't I think of that sooner? SIGN    Torture Club SIGN    Torture Club Captain     Uemura Kanji [04:08] Uemura     Talk. [04:10] Mitsugu     What is this? [04:12] Mitsugu     You think you can get away with abducting,     confining, and doing this to a girl? [04:18] Mitsugu     People don't even get away     with this in anime and manga! [04:22] Mitsugu     You've got suspension, expulsion,     and prison waiting for you! [04:26] Uemura     You think we'd torture people if we were     afraid of being suspended or expelled? [04:30] Mitsugu     You don't need to torture anybody. [04:33] Uemura     I happened to hear a curious rumor. [04:37] Uemura     Sounds like you've hanging around Nami-chan. [04:41] Uemura     She's rather frightened of you. [04:44] Mitsugu     What? I've been following Nami? [04:47] Mitsugu     Oh, right. This guy worships Nami. [04:50] Uemura     I can't have that. [04:51] Uemura     Personally, I can't let this one go. [04:55] Uemura     I think I'll inflict a little pain on you. [04:58] Mitsugu     I already am. [04:59] Uemura     You haven't seen anything yet. [05:01] Uemura     This isn't what you call true pain. [05:05] Mitsugu     Please don't. You've got the wrong idea. [05:09] Mitsugu     Even if that were true, I'd never     stalk that strong-willed fisherwoman. [05:13] Uemura     Even if what were true? [05:15] Mitsugu     My thoughts were escaping my head again. [05:17] Uemura     You bitch! You dare to ridicule my muse? [05:20] Mitsugu     No! I don't know if she's your     muse or chemise or whatever, [05:24] Mitsugu     but in any case, Nami is either     confused or full of herself. [05:26] Uemura     Confused? Full of herself? [05:29] Uemura     My Nami-san? [05:31] Uemura     You think she cares about     a fujoshi like yourself? [05:34] Uemura     That's she's self-conscious? I see. [05:38] Uemura     Boys, let's teach this scum exactly     what it means to be confused. [05:44] Umeura     Torture her, torture her, torture her. [05:48] Uemura     Like you're torturing her to death. [05:51] Uemura     Do it. [05:51] All     Yeah. [05:54] Katsuno     Hold it. [05:55] Katsuno     Looks like you guys have been     taking good care of my underling. [06:01] Uemura     You're Katsuno, the Rising and Falling     Battleship of the Karate Club. [06:08] Uemura     Don't you think you overdid it? [06:11] Katsuno     I held back. They'll live. [06:14] Uemura     And I'll get my Mousenyland     date with Nami-chan. [06:16] Uemura     You're certain, right? [06:18] Katsuno     Indeed. [06:20] Katsuno     If this rehabilitates you, [06:22] Katsuno     you two can screw off to Mousenyland     or the afterlife for all I care! [06:25] Katsuno     Anyway, you owe me a favor now. [06:29] Katsuno     Isn't that right? [06:30] Mitsugu     Yeah, I guess. [06:32] Mitsugu     Seriously, thanks. Later. [06:34] Katsuno     You're not going anywhere. [06:36] Katsuno     You're going to tell me     all about my goddess. [06:40] Mitsugu     She's a relative of mine who just     happened to come to the cosplay party. [06:45] Mitsugu     Transforming and vanishing is     a little parlor trick of hers. [06:49] Katsuno     I don't care about that! [06:50] Katsuno     Tell me her measurements and     what type of men she likes. [06:53] Mitsugu     What? [06:54] Katsuno     My estimates are 85, 54, and 85. [06:58] Katsuno     Does she like macho men? [07:00] Katsuno     I'm asking if she likes men     with bodies like mine! SIGN    Torture Club [07:08] Nami     What the hell is he asking her? [07:12] Nami     Idiots are useless. [07:15] Katsuno     So, who is my goddess? [07:19] Katsuno     I'm asking you where she     is and what she's doing! [07:24] Mitsugu     I told you, I don't know! [07:27] Katsuno     Liar! [07:29] Katsuno     I won't let you keep her all to yourself. [07:33] Katsuno     You have to share. SIGN    Anti-monopoly Law [07:36] Katsuno     Haven't you heard of the Anti-monopoly Law? [07:39] Katsuno     If you haven't, then I'll     teach you all about it! [07:49] Chihiro     I gave him a sedative that would     instantly knock out a gorilla. SIGN    One Blow [07:52] Chihiro     Piece of cake. [07:53] Mitsugu     That's terrifying. [07:55] Chihiro     This is no time to be scared. [07:57] Chihiro     You need to get that vampire girl     out of your house immediately. [08:01] Mitsugu     What? [08:02] Chihiro     I passed that fisherwoman on my way here. [08:06] Mitsugu     Nami? [08:07] Mitsugu     Which means she's the one behind this. [08:22] Mitsugu     Mai, how do things look outside? [08:24] Mai     One, two, three... [08:29] Mitsugu     Damn that Katsuno. He's persistent. [08:33] Mai     What are they doing? [08:34] Mitsugu     They've come to find you. [08:36] Mai     Oh, my. Then I should     prepare some tea for them. [08:40] Mitsugu     We're escaping out the back. [08:42] Sign     Chimatsuri Laboratory [08:47] Chihiro     You made it. I'll take good care of you. [08:50] Mai     I'm Mai. Thank you for having me. [08:53] Mitsugu     I regret having to do this,     but we had nowhere else to go. [08:57] Chihiro     Why not take this opportunity     to leave her with me? [09:01] Mitsugu     What? No. Absolutely not! [09:05] Chihiro     That starry-eyed gorilla isn't the     only one interested in this girl. [09:09] Chihiro     That fisherwoman is plotting something, too. [09:12] Mitsugu     You're the one who's most interested in her. [09:14] Chihiro     Shut up! [09:16] Chihiro     She seems to be in good health,     and she's not anemic, either. [09:19] Chihiro     Anyway, as promised... [09:22] Mitsugu     Don't. This is no time to be doing that. SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP [09:25] Chihiro     You shut up! [09:28] Chihiro     A mere two liters will do. [09:30] Chihiro     It won't hurt at all. [09:32] Chihiro     Come on, roll up your sleeve. [09:34] Chihiro     Come on, it's for scientific progress. [09:38] Chihiro     Give me your blood! [09:49] Mitsugu     Mai, are you okay? [09:51] Mai     That was scary. [09:54] Mitsugu     A woman has no home anywhere.     She's surrounded by enemies. [09:57] Mitsugu     We can't trust anyone. [10:01] Katsuno     Where's my goddess?! [10:03] Mitsugu     Yikes. Katsuno must be out of his     mind to break into a teacher's home. [10:09] Mitsugu     Mai, let's run. [10:10] Mai     Okay. [10:11] Nami     You won't get away! [10:15] Nami     Tell us that girl's true identity. [10:21] Mitsugu     Mai's identity is none of your business. [10:25] Nami     It is my business. [10:28] Nami     I'm an extremely curious girl. SIGN    Curiosity [10:35] Katsuno     Nami, you have to share. [10:37] Mitsugu     Katsuno. [10:39] Mitsugu     We're out of the frying     pan and into the fire. [10:41] Nami     Shut up! Go die, you filthy man! [10:44] Katsuno     Looks like this is the end of our alliance. [10:46] Nami     Teaming up with a meathead     gorilla like you was a mistake. [10:50] Nami     Let's settle this! [10:52] Katsuno     I'd have no other way! [10:58] Katsuno     Get them. [10:59] All     Osu! [11:00] Katsuno     How many times do I have to tell you [11:03] Katsuno     not to speak pointless words     like "osu" in my presence?! [11:08] Katsuno     Hurricane Kick! [11:12] Katsuno     I've been deceived. [11:14] Nami     You really are amazingly stupid to     defeat your own underlings first. [11:20] Nami     Get him. [11:21] All     Yes, ma'am. SIGN    Rump [11:26] Club B     Scene 7, cut 48. Take one. [11:32] Maki     Cut! What are you guys doing? [11:36] Katsuno     Don't give us that crap. [11:37] Nami     Maki, where did you come from? [11:40] Maki     I knew when heard Mitsugu had been kidnapped     by the perverts in the Torture Club. [11:46] Maki     Their captain Uemura is your stalker. [11:50] Maki     You resorted to using force. [11:53] Nami     You're interested in her, too. [11:55] Maki     It's my nature to be a documentary maker. [11:58] Maki     I can't become a subject. [12:00] Maki     Now let's rewind and do that again! [12:04] Club A     We're filming! [12:05] Club B     Take two! [12:06] Maki     Nami, give us some flashier action! [12:09] Katsuno     How is this a documentary? [12:13] Kaoru     Punch, punch, punch, kick. [12:15] Kaoru     Once more. Punch, punch, punch, kick. [12:18] Katsuno     What are you doing here? [12:20] Kaoru     It's Virtua Fighter 2's Renkan Tenshinkyaku. [12:22] Kaoru     You practice karate, but you've     never heard of it? Pathetic. [12:26] Jinko     Let go of her. [12:29] Jinko     Breaking into a teacher's home,     unauthorized photography, SIGN    Breaking Into a Teacher's Home SIGN    Unauthorized Photography [12:33] Jinko     and a cosplay that nearly     infringes upon copyright. SIGN    Copyright Infringement [12:36] Jinko     I won't allow anymore illegal activities! [12:40] Nami     What's Jinko doing here? [12:41] Nami     Actually, I don't even     feel like asking anymore! [12:43] Maki     You're making me feel like an idiot     for providing my own explanation. [12:47] Katsuno     Anyway, Mitsugu... [12:49] Maki     By some twist of fate,     all concerned parties have shown up, [12:54] Maki     and we're running out of time. [12:55] Maki     Why don't you spill the beans? [12:57] Nami     Tell us the true identity of that Mai girl. [12:59] Kaoru     Tell us. [13:01] Jinko     Talk. [13:02] Katsuno     Talk! [13:04] Nami     You going say, "Look, a UFO"? [13:06] Kaoru     Dam up all you want; you     won't trick us that easily. [13:08] Maki     You mean "clam up." [13:10] Mitsugu     Mai, no! [13:15] Maki     Hey, wait. [13:16] Jinko     Could it be? [13:17] Nami     That girl is drinking blood. [13:20] Kaoru     It's tomato juice. [13:23] Mai     Delicious. [13:25] Mitsugu     Don't act so pleased.     What did you just drink? [13:27] Mitsugu     Oh, jeez. [13:28] Sign     Super Secret [13:29] Mitsugu     Why'd you have to drink     something suspect again? [13:56] Mitsugu     Mai! [13:57] Jinko     Did you see that? [13:58] Nami     I sure did. [13:59] Maki     She's a monster. [14:00] Kaoru     A dragon. [14:02] Mitsugu     Doctor, what kind of blood did Mai drink? SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP [14:05] Mitsugu     How long do you plan on being sedated?! [14:11] Mitsugu     Doctor, Mai drank the whole bottle. [14:13] Mitsugu     What kind of blood was it? [14:15] Chihiro     You're asking me? [14:17] Mitsugu     I've been asking you. [14:18] Nami     Hurry up and explain yourselves. [14:20] Maki     Why was she drinking blood? [14:22] Jinko     What is that monster? [14:23] Kaoru     It's a dragon. [14:25] Chihiro     It happened when I was working     as a university lab assistant. [14:31] Katsuno     Give us the abridged version!     What happened after that? SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP [14:34] Chihiro     Shut up and listen while     others are speaking! [14:39] Chihiro     My academic advisor was a talented     individual with a promising future [14:43] Chihiro     and a refined middle-aged     man like Walter Matthau. [14:54] (Flashback) Chihiro     Oh, but I... Yes. [14:59] Chihiro     As though guided by fate     itself, we fell in love. [15:03] Chihiro     However, the love between a professor     and his assistant is forbidden. [15:07] Chihiro     Not only that, but he had roughly     one wife he married in poverty [15:10] Chihiro     and four or so children he had to support. [15:13] Chihiro     Furthermore, he had a 40-year mortgage. [15:17] Chihiro     And furthermore, he kept a combined     total of 12 cats and dogs as pets, [15:20] Chihiro     and had to support this large household     on the meager salary of a public servant. [15:25] Maki     You don't have much luck with men. [15:27] Kaoru     He's got way bigger problems     that just being a shitty man. [15:30] Chihiro     Our love ended before spring arrived. [15:34] Maki     It's what you'd expect if you     have any amount of sense. [15:38] Chihiro     With what little severance pay I received,     I dropped out of college and, [15:42] Chihiro     out of desperation, traveled     to relieve my broken heart— [15:44] Chihiro     rather, in order to collect blood,     I traveled to the farthest reaches of Europe. [15:48] Chihiro     At a forgotten and desolate abandoned school, [15:52] Chihiro     a two hour walk outside a     ghost town deep in Wales, [15:55] Maki     I see you're the type to get carried     away to the end of the line. [15:58] Chihiro     That's where I finally,     finally laid my hands on it. [16:03] Mitsugu     Found what? [16:06] Chihiro     You'll be shocked to hear     and flabbergasted to see... [16:09] Mitsugu     I'm already flabbergasted. [16:11] Chihiro     The blood that vampire     drank every last drop of [16:15] Chihiro     was the lifeblood of a salamander. [16:21] Mitsugu     A salamander? [16:23] Nami     What's a salamander? [16:24] Katsuno     Is it a relative of Nanmaider? [16:26] Chihiro     Fools! [16:28] Chihiro     It is a terrifying fire drake, born from flame,     who destroys the world with its fiery breath, [16:32] Chihiro     the legendary salamander. [16:50] Mitsugu     Doctor, how long will the     effects of that blood last? [16:54] All     Doctor! [16:56] Chihiro     I don't know. [16:58] Chihiro     But she drank quite a lot of its blood. [17:01] Chihiro     If we don't do something,     this city will be reduced to ashes. [17:04] All     What?! [17:06] Maki     So, what are we supposed to do? [17:09] Chihiro     I told you, I don't know. [17:10] Jinko     How irresponsible. [17:12] Kaoru     We need the blood of an ice dragon. [17:14] Maki     No, the blood of a frost     giant would be better. [17:16] Chihiro     Fools! Nothing so convenient exists. [17:19] Chihiro     Even if it did, how would we get her     to drink it under these circumstances? [17:23] Mitsugu     Does that mean we just have     to wait until it wears off? [17:27] Maki     Well, half the town already burned down     during Doctor Chihiro's very long flashback. [17:37] Kanbaru     Wow, those are ASDF F-2s. [17:40] Kanbaru     They're armed for air-to-air combat, too. [17:42] Okada     Look, there are JGSDF Apaches, too. [17:44] Hotta     Idiot. The JGSDF is scheduled     to procure Apaches, [17:47] Hotta     but they haven't been deployed yet. [17:48] Kanbaru     Horita, your information is outdated. [17:51] Kanbaru     They were cut off after 13 helicopters, [17:53] Kanbaru     but they've already been deployed     to Metabaru and Akeno. [17:56] Horita     Both locations are too far away from here. [17:57] Horita     And besides, those are Kisarazu AH-1Js. [18:00] Okada     They're Cobras fitted with TOW missiles. [18:02] All     So cool! [18:04] Katsuno     How many times do I have to tell you not to     nerd out over military crap in my presence? [18:09] Katsuno     Go to school! SIGN    Trebor, this is Wizard 02. SIGN    Trebor, flying monster identified above Chimidoro City. SIGN    Requesting orders. SIGN    Central Air Defense Force Sector Operation Center (SOC) [18:30] Speaker     The flying monster has been     identified above Chimidoro City. [18:34] Commander     Flying monster? What on earth is it? [18:37] Officer     Perhaps it's Ra****n or King ****. SIGN    Self-censored SIGN    Self-censored [18:41] Commander     Don't be ridiculous. [18:43] Commander     What if we're sued for     copyright infringement? [18:46] Speaker     Intercept forces have arrived from Komatsu. [18:49] Speaker     Komatsu 303 to Priest 23. [18:52] Speaker     Estimated time of intercept     is Priest next 1-0, next 1-0. SIGN    Trebor, this is Priest 23. SIGN    Altitude is 32,000. SIGN    Priest 23, this is Trebor. SIGN    You are under my control. SIGN    Stay at 040. SIGN    Roger. [19:11] Commander     Where is the target headed? [19:12] Officer     Aircraft is currently turning     2,000 meters above the target. [19:17] Officer     Sir, the F-2s leading the     van are under attack. [19:21] Officer     Permission to engage. [19:23] Commander     But if the monster is shot     down and falls on the city, [19:27] Commander     it could cause tremendous     damage to civilians. [19:31] Officer     Are we just going to let that monster     rampage around above the city? [19:35] Officer     In that case, why do we even exist? [19:41] Speaker     Iruma's 1st Anti-Aircraft Division     has entered the adjacent section [19:44] Speaker     and is requesting permission to engage. [19:46] Officer     Don't do it. [19:47] Officer     We can't afford to order Wizard     to retreat from that airspace. [19:51] Officer     Sir, permission to open fire. [19:53] Commander     Contact the Minister of     Defense immediately. [19:56] Officer     We don't have time for that. [19:58] Officer     More than half the buildings in this     sector have gone up in flames. [20:02] Officer     The majority of residents     will have nowhere to run. [20:06] Officer     Sir, permission to engage. [20:09] Officer     Let us engage the enemy. Sir! [20:15] Commander     We have no choice. [20:18] Officer     Open fire. SIGN    Wizard 01, this is Trebor. SIGN    You're cleared to fire. SIGN    Kill the salamander. SIGN    Trebor, say again. SIGN    Kill the salamander. SIGN    We have no choice. SIGN    Roger. SIGN    Killing salamander. [20:48] Mitsugu     Mai! [21:00] Okada     All right! [21:01] Kanbaru     Idiot, that's the ASDF     F-2 that got blown up. [21:04] Horita     It's falling this way. [21:13] Nami     We're done for! [21:15] Mitsugu     No way. [21:16] Mitsugu     I'm the protagonist, but I'm     already dying in episode 4? [21:20] Kaoru     I'm a regular cast member, too. [21:22] Maki     Maki Watabe held onto her camera     right up until she died. [21:25] Jinko     I still haven't done anything yet. [21:28] Katsuno     Doctor, how will you take     responsibility for this? [21:30] Chihiro     No idea. SIGN    Censored SIGN    Chimidoro     Newspaper SIGN    Chimidoro reduced to ashes! SIGN    Panic     in     Chimidoro     as     fire     drake     appears [21:50] Bottom     Scramble above the city: less than five minutes after the evacuation advisory issued, fighting broke out above Chimidoro, but the entire city became a sea of fire [21:52] Chihiro     When the salamander shows itself, the night     sky will glow like the afternoon sky, [21:58] Chihiro     a strange light will flash across the     gathered clouds, and the world shall end. SIGN    Episode 5 "Daddy Came" [23:45] Dad     Since Mai will be staying with you, as her     father, I'd like to ask you something. [23:50] Mitsugu     Yes? [23:52] Dad     What's your blood glucose level? [23:54] Chihiro     Hold it right there.