E2 - Night Flight on Love

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[01:42] Chihiro
    "Autumn breeze,
[01:44] Chihiro
    at whose grave does my index finger point?"
SIGN    Shuji Terayama
[01:53] Chihiro
    References should always be made clear.
[01:57] Chihiro
    So, anyway...
[01:59] Student A
    Doctor!
[01:59] Student B
    Blood!
[02:00] Student C
    Draw my blood!
[02:01] Student D
    I'm first!
[02:03] Student E
    Don't be ridiculous! I'm first!
[02:04] Mitsugu
    Okay, okay.
[02:05] Mitsugu
    Line up in order, starting
    with ticket number 32.
[02:08] Student A
    I'm 32!
[02:09] Student B
    I'm 32!
[02:11] Student C
    I'm 32, too!
[02:12] Mitsugu
    No cutting in line.
[02:14] Mitsugu
    Doctor, I need you to work tonight.
[02:17] Chihiro
    I shouldn't have agreed to do this.
[02:19] Chihiro
    I'm going to work myself to death.
[02:22] (Flashback) Chihiro
    You need to appeal directly
    to the students' desires.
[02:27] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Our advisor is the infirmary's
    dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
[02:27] ---
    Blood Donation Club
[02:31] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
[02:34] (Flashback) All
    What?!
[02:35] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club has Korean
    hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Couples that form will receive
    an annual pass to Mousenyland!
[02:43] Chihiro
    Not only that, but it's all boys.
[02:46] Chihiro
    Where are the girls?
[02:48] Mitsugu
    The collective excitement a group of
    girls feels is usually only temporary.
[02:55] Shirt
    Chuck Flap
[02:56] Katsuno
    Out of the way, herbivores!
[03:00] Katsuno
    Doctor Chihiro!
SIGN    Karate Club Captain Masumi Katsuno
[03:03] Katsuno
    I, Karate club captain Masumi Katsuno,
[03:06] Katsuno
    have come to offer up my copious
    and thick blood drawn.
[03:11] All
    Osu!
[03:13] Katsuno
    Our karate club does not use
    empty words like "osu!"
[03:20] Kanbaru
    Usu.
[03:21] Katsuno
    Nor do we use "usu!"
[03:22] Katsuno
    Stop wasting your blood!
[03:24] Mitsugu
    Yikes. These guys are blood
    donating enthusiasts, too?
[03:30] Chihiro
    That's enough. No need to keep beating him.
[03:33] Chihiro
    This school is full of perverts who
    can't stay calm when they see blood.
[03:40] Katsuno
    Blood. Blood!
[03:49] Katsuno
    Excellent.
[03:50] Katsuno
    This is it. Nothing beats this.
[03:53] Chihiro
    That's one patient done. Next.
[03:55] Katsuno
    What? What about my hospitable care?
[03:59] Mitsugu
    You'll get it once you
    accumulate 100 points.
[04:01] Mitsugu
    Here's your point card.
[04:02] Left
    Blood Donation Point Card
[04:03] Mitsugu
    You get one point for every 400cc drawn.
[04:06] Mitsugu
    Your card expires after six months.
[04:08] Katsuno
    I've been tricked!
[04:11] Chihiro
    Come on, next patient.
[04:12] All
    Osu!
[04:13] Katsuno
    Don't speak that word again!
[04:16] Mitsugu
    Hey, cut that out.
[04:19] Chihiro
    Growing boys are full of
    all manner of things.
[04:23] Chihiro
    It's nothing unusual.
[04:24] Mitsugu
    Really?
[04:26] Mitsugu
    Wait, why should we accept this?
[04:28] Mitsugu
    Get out of here. We're done for tonight!
[04:31] Nami
    Hold it right there.
[04:38] Nami
    Aren't you guys familiar with
    the phrase "ladies first"?
SIGN    Dance Club Captain
SIGN    Nami Unten
SIGN    Cinema Club Captain
    Maki Watabe
[04:41] Maki
    That's right. Our blood takes priority
    over your greasy fatty blood.
SIGN    Cosplay Club Captain
    Kaoru Konno
[04:47] Kaoru
    That's right, blood.
[04:49] Kaoru
    In Heaven's place, I offer
    you my angel blood.
[04:52] Mitsugu
    Thank you.
[04:54] Mitsugu
    I promise your good intentions
    won't go to waste.
[04:57] Mitsugu
    Yeah, right.
[04:58] Mitsugu
    I know these girls are secretly blood
    donating enthusiasts and perverts, too.
[05:04] Katsuno
    Whose blood are you calling fatty?
[05:07] Okada
    Your cholesterol is high,
    and your Gamma-GTP is over 200.
[05:12] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:13] Hotta
    Your average blood pressure is over 250,
    and your urine protein content is 2+.
[05:17] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:19] Kanbaru
    You're at risk for prostatic hypertrophy,
    and your risk of hair loss is over 80%.
[05:24] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:26] Chihiro
    How long are you going to keep doing that?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[05:31] Mitsugu
    Anyway, we've been dealing with a lot.
[05:34] Mitsugu
    Before we draw your blood,
    you'll need to join the club.
[05:39] Nami
    What? Join what club?
[05:43] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club.
[05:44] Kaoru
    No one told us about that.
[05:47] Mitsugu
    Well, actually—
[05:49] Maki
    You won't drawn our blood
    unless we join your club?
[05:52] Mitsugu
    It's not complicated.
[05:54] Mitsugu
    There's no initiation fee, and you don't
    need to present your family register.
[05:57] Mitsugu
    And if you've forgotten your family seal,
    you can sign your application with blood.
[06:00] Maki
    That's not the problem.
[06:02] Nami
    I'm busy.
[06:03] Maki
    I've got club members to look after.
[06:05] Kaoru
    I don't think I can handle
    two clubs at once.
[06:08] Mitsugu
    It's just a formality.
[06:10] Mitsugu
    Doctor Chihiro and I will handle
    all the actual drawing of blood.
[06:14] Mitsugu
    All you need to do is periodically
    have yours drawn.
[06:16] Mitsugu
    I promise it won't be any trouble at all.
[06:18] Maki
    This is starting to sound fishy.
[06:21] Nami
    I smell an MLM or a rat.
[06:24] Kaoru
    You're running a crooked business.
[06:26] Mitsugu
    Please, I'm begging you,
    I'd be eternally grateful.
[06:28] Mitsugu
    We can't draw blood at school unless
    we gather enough club members.
[06:32] Nami
    That's none of our concern.
[06:35] Maki
    I'll give my blood, but I'm not
    interested in any blood ties.
[06:38] Kaoru
    But I do want your milk.
[06:40] Mitsugu
    Don't you care about anything
    besides your own pleasure?
[06:43] Nami
    Nope.
[06:45] Mitsugu
    Egoists! Selfish! Hedonists!
[06:49] Maki
    Are you different?
[06:51] Jinko
    That's enough!
[07:02] Jinko
    I knew you were behind this foolishness.
SIGN    Discipline Committee Chairman
    Jinko Sumida
[07:06] Mitsugu
    Crap. My greatest enemy, Jinko-chan.
[07:08] Jinko
    Who are you calling your enemy?
[07:11] Mitsugu
    I didn't say that.
[07:14] Mitsugu
    But how dare you call this foolishness?
[07:17] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club is performing this
    volunteer work to help the world and its people.
[07:23] Jinko
    When was a Blood Donation Club formed?
[07:25] Mitsugu
    I'm working right now to
    form a Blood Donation—
[07:29] Jinko
    School Regulation Article 23!
SIGN    School Regulation Article 23
[07:31] Jinko
    Aggressive club recruitment that ignores or
    violates an individual's will is prohibited.
[07:37] Jinko
    You know that, don't you?
[07:38] Mitsugu
    I had no idea.
[07:40] Chihiro
    Aggressive? What have you been up to?
[07:43] Mitsugu
    I've just been talking
    to all the girls I can.
[07:47] Chihiro
    All of them? You mean the cute girls?
[07:50] Mitsugu
    Well, yeah.
[07:52] Mitsugu
    I can't let Mai drink any ugly blood.
[07:55] Chihiro
    But you didn't talk to Jinko?
[07:59] Chihiro
    You screwed up this time, Mitsugu Bambam.
[08:02] Mitsugu
    It's Bamba.
[08:03] Jinko
    What are you two arguing about?
[08:05] Jinko
    I order you to disperse immediately.
[08:07] Jinko
    And doctor, I expect better from you.
[08:11] Chihiro
    Now, now. What's the problem?
[08:13] Chihiro
    It's in the spirit of one
    for all and all for one.
[08:19] Chihiro
    Why don't you have your blood drawn, too?
[08:22] Chihiro
    It'll make you feel better.
[08:29] Jinko
    No, thank you.
[08:33] Mitsugu
    Could it be that Jinko is secretly a
    blood donating enthusiast, too?
[08:52] Left
    Nami Unten
[08:52] Right
    Maki Watabe
[08:55] Chihiro
    Despite what they said,
    everyone had their blood drawn.
[09:01] Mitsugu
    No one can resist having their blood drawn.
[09:05] Chihiro
    Anyway, shouldn't this be enough to
    keep her from starving for a while?
[09:09] Mitsugu
    No. Only these three are usable.
[09:14] Chihiro
    That's just those three girls' blood.
[09:18] Mitsugu
    If Mai drinks those filthy boys' blood...
[09:22] Mitsugu
    She'll become hairy.
[09:25] Mitsugu
    And greasy.
[09:27] Mitsugu
    Her feet will stink.
[09:29] Mitsugu
    She'll start grinding her teeth.
[09:32] Mitsugu
    And grow a third eye on her forehead.
[09:36] Mitsugu
    I wouldn't be able to stand that!
[09:38] Chihiro
    I understand how you feel,
    but blood is blood.
[09:42] Mitsugu
    It's an emotional matter.
[09:44] Chihiro
    But girls are okay?
[09:46] Mitsugu
    Better than horny males.
[09:49] Chihiro
    I see. Then all the rest
    of the blood is mine?
[09:54] Mitsugu
    You're welcome to it.
[09:56] Mitsugu
    Dump it down the drain for all I care.
[09:58] Chihiro
    I'd never do anything so wasteful.
[10:01] Chihiro
    After all the hazardously
    hard work I put in,
[10:04] Chihiro
    I'll make sure to put it to
    good use in my research.
[10:09] Chihiro
    Anyway, we sure did get a lot of type A.
[10:13] Mitsugu
    Maybe that's why people think Japanese
    people are so serious and businesslike.
[10:17] Chihiro
    That's just popular belief.
[10:19] Chihiro
    There's no scientific basis for
    blood type-based personalities.
[10:22] Mitsugu
    No way. People say it all the time.
[10:27] Mitsugu
    Type As are serious.
SIGN    Former Wehrmacht Commander Erich von Manstein
[10:28] Mansetin
    Prussian field marshals do not mutiny.
SIGN    Andy Warhol
[10:31] Mitsugu
    Type B's are eccentric.
[10:33] Warhol
    In the future, everyone will be
    world-famous for 15 minutes.
[10:39] Mitsugu
    Type O's are cavalier and bold.
SIGN    Movie Director
    Kenji Miya
[10:41] Miyazaki
    Only savages make movies.
SIGN    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
[10:44] Mitsugu
    And type AB's...
[10:46] Chihiro
    Are two-faced?
[10:48] Mitsugu
    Yeah, that.
[10:52] Chihiro
    Only Japanese people fuss over blood
    type-based fortune telling and compatibility.
[10:58] Mitsugu
    What? Seriously?
[11:00] Mitsugu
    Then no matter what blood type Mai drinks,
[11:02] Mitsugu
    there's no risk of it having
    strange effects on her?
[11:05] Chihiro
    Let me ask you this.
[11:07] Chihiro
    Did that vampire girl change in anyway after
    drinking your rare chimera type blood?
[11:14] Mitsugu
    She seemed very happy.
[11:16] Mitsugu
    She squealed with joy.
[11:18] Chihiro
    Idiot! Everyone becomes happy
    when their hunger is sated!
[11:23] Mitsugu
    By the way, what's your blood type, doctor?
[11:26] Chihiro
    That's a state secret.
[11:28] Chihiro
    Do you still want to know?
[11:32] Mitsugu
    No, I'm good.
[11:34] Mitsugu
    Regardless of her blood type, I can't
    give Mai this dangerous woman's blood.
[11:40] Mitsugu
    I doubt she'd give me hers, anyway.
[11:42] Mitsugu
    But I can't have Mai turning into a
    pervert because of the doctor's blood.
[11:46] Chihiro
    I know exactly what you're thinking!
[12:03] Mitsugu
    Well? Did you like it?
[12:06] Mai
    Yes. I feel rejuvenated.
[12:09] Mitsugu
    W-W-Wait, Mai.
[12:11] Mai
    Huh?
[12:12] Mitsugu
    Chihiro said...
[12:15] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Whatever you do, don't mix the
    blood types you feed her.
[12:19] (Flashback) Chihiro
    If you mix blood of different types...
[12:28] Chihiro
    It could cause coagulation or hemolysis.
SIGN    Coagulation
SIGN    Hemolysis
[12:31] Chihiro
    Eventually the blood itself
    will become a mess.
SIGN    This image is fictional and differs
    from scientific fact.
[12:39] Chihiro
    That's common sense for a blood fanatic.
[12:43] Mitsugu
    That's what she said.
[12:45] Mitsugu
    Is it okay if they mix inside her stomach?
[12:49] Mitsugu
    Mai, why don't you wait before the next—
[13:02] Mai
    Delicious. I feel refreshed.
[13:06] Mai
    Whatever will be will be... or won't.
[13:09] Mai
    Which is it again?
[13:10] Mitsugu
    A cavalier and pragmatic type O?
[13:14] Mai
    There's no point in me being alive.
[13:18] Mai
    No, I'm not a spineless vampire.
[13:22] Mitsugu
    A complicated and two-faced type AB?
[13:26] Mitsugu
    This is bad. It really is affecting her.
[13:31] Mitsugu
    Her personality is changing according
    to the order of the blood she drank.
[13:38] Sign
    Kaoru Konno
[13:41] Mai
    More blood.
[13:45] Mitsugu
    It's already quite late.
[13:47] Mitsugu
    Don't you think this is a bit much?
[13:49] Mai
    Oh, please. You're so mean.
[13:52] Mai
    I want it now.
[13:55] Mai
    I want that now.
[13:59] Mitsugu
    You really can't wait?
[14:03] Mai
    No.
SIGN    "Bloody SOS"
SIGN    Lyrics by: Yumi Kojima
    Song by: Kenji Kawai
[14:12] Mai
    Let's have another great night!
[14:16] Mitsugu
    What?
[14:17] Mai
    The night is anxious,
    your sleepiness will go flying.
[14:23] Mitsugu
    I knew this was coming!
[14:24] Mai
    Blood vessels flow so
    smoothly, not enough blood.
[14:25] Mitsugu
    She turned into a party animal type B.
[14:28] Mitsugu
    Chihiro lied to me.
    It's totally affecting her.
[14:32] Mai
    SOS I give myself to you.
[14:35] Mai
    SOS See how it flows.
[14:39] Mai
    SOS I pour out for you,
    light the fire of temp...tation...
[14:47] Mitsugu
    Huh? Is something wrong?
[14:49] Mitsugu
    Mai!
[14:51] Mai
    No, it's nothing.
[14:54] Mitsugu
    This isn't anything.
[14:57] Mai
    I want more.
[14:58] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[14:59] Mai
    I want more blood.
[15:01] Mitsugu
    What?
[15:01] Mai
    Perhaps it's because I moved
    so much, but I'm hungry again.
[15:05] Mai
    Is there anymore blood?
[15:19] Mitsugu
    Once I thaw this, there won't be any left.
[15:28] Mitsugu
    H-H-Hot!
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Mai, it's a little hot,
    but I had some backup—
[15:44] Mitsugu
    What are you drinking?
[15:48] Mitsugu
    Beelzebub.
[15:51] Mitsugu
    Excavated in Iraq in 1982.
[15:55] Mitsugu
    Estimated 2000 BC.
SIGN    Do Not Drink
SIGN    Dramatic Recreation
[16:10] Mitsugu
    What?!
[16:13] Mitsugu
    Mai?
[16:15] Mitsugu
    Buzz? Why are you buzzing?
[16:30] Mitsugu
    Mai...
[16:32] Mai
    Hey! Why have you been hiding this
    delicious blood from me until now?
[16:37] Mitsugu
    Well, actually—
[16:39] Mai
    It's delicious.
[16:40] Mai
    I've never tasted anything
[16:42] Mai
    so incredible.
[16:46] Mitsugu
    Mai, let's calm down for
    the night and go to sleep.
[16:50] Mai
    Shut up!
[16:51] Mai
    Stay out of my way!
[16:53] Mai
    I'm going for a walk!
[16:59] Mitsugu
    Mai, don't do that!
[17:08] Mitsugu
    Mommy!
[17:11] Mai
    Here we go!
[17:18] Mai
    Well? Does that feel good?
[17:20] Mitsugu
    It feels so good, I'm going to be sick.
[17:23] Mitsugu
    But doing this kind of puts me at ease.
[17:27] Mitsugu
    What is this feeling?
[17:29] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[17:32] Mai
    I'll make you feel even better.
[17:41] Mai
    I feel sick!
[17:46] Mitsugu
    Mommy!
[18:01] Chihiro
    Maybe I'll skip playing Fallout 4 
    tonight and go to bed early.
[18:17] Mitsugu
    Ow...
[18:19] Mitsugu
    I'll use this flashlight
    I have for some reason.
[18:22] Mitsugu
    Where am I?
[18:26] Mitsugu
    Mai.
[18:28] Mitsugu
    Good. She's all right, too.
[18:31] Mitsugu
    That buzzing must've worn off.
[18:43] Mitsugu
    Mai. Mai.
[18:47] Mai
    Oh? Where are we?
[18:50] Mitsugu
    Mai, don't move a millimeter.
[18:53] Mitsugu
    Don't look, don't listen, don't smell.
[18:55] Mai
    What?
[18:56] Mitsugu
    No matter what you think you
    see, it's just a big dog, okay?
[19:00] Mai
    A doggy? Where?
[19:02] Mai
    He's so cute.
[19:05] Mai
    You're so furry.
[19:07] Mai
    So wonderfully wild, too.
[19:09] Mai
    Huh? Oh, please.
[19:11] Mai
    You think I'm cute? You lady killer.
[19:15] Mitsugu
    Mai, you idiot, don't—
[19:18] Mai
    What? You want to go on a walk
    because it's a full moon?
[19:22] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[19:23] Mai
    Then let's all go on a walk on
    this moonlit night together.
[19:28] Mitsugu
    The buzzing hasn't worn off yet.
[19:39] Mai
    Go!
[19:50] Mai
    Come with me, gorilla!
[19:52] Mai
    And you, hippo!
[19:53] Mai
    And you, with the marvelous horn!
[19:57] Mai
    Let's go!
[20:22] Top Left
    Chimidoro Sports
[20:22] Right
    High
    Alert
[20:22] Middle
    Nighttime Disturbance in Chimidoro
[20:22] Left
    Filming for a movie?
[20:25] Top
    Chimidoro
    Newspaper
[20:25] Top
    Chimidoro on High Alert!
[20:25] Bottom
    "Horde of Animals Escapes
    from Zoo at Night"
[20:39] Mitsugu
    The commotion lasted until morning.
[20:42] Mitsugu
    As the effects of that suspicious demon's
    blood wore off, things quieted down.
[20:47] Mitsugu
    This disturbance made two things clear.
[20:51] Mitsugu
    First, Mai is absolutely affected by the
    blood she drinks, which changes her personality.
[20:57] Mitsugu
    Second, it's impossible
    to predict what superpower
[21:01] Mitsugu
    Mai will exhibit,
    depending on her excitement level.
[21:07] Mitsugu
    Living with Mai might be even
    crazier than I imagined.
[21:14] Mitsugu
    Either way, I'm past the point of no return.
[21:19] Mitsugu
    I don't have a choice anymore.
[21:22] Mitsugu
    But if Mai's personality changes
    according to the blood she drinks,
[21:27] Mitsugu
    it may be possible to turn her
    exactly into my type of girl.
[21:35] Mitsugu
    My type of girl? What am I talking about?
[21:40] Mitsugu
    Well, whatever.
[21:42] Mitsugu
    Mai is cuter than anyone else,
[21:45] Mitsugu
    and cuteness should be
    prioritized over all else.
[21:49] Mitsugu
    Living with a vampire is
    an uncommon experience.
[21:54] Mitsugu
    By the way, what's Mai doing now?
[22:03] Mitsugu
    She's actually still with the animals.
SIGN    Episode 3 "Sabbath Night Fever"
[23:45] Mai
    I'm very impressed.
[23:48] Mai
    It's rare that someone can suck a human's
    blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
[23:53] Mitsugu
    You ate all the gyoza?
[23:56] Mitsugu
    At least put sauce on them!