E2 - Night Flight on Love
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[01:42] Chihiro
"Autumn breeze,
[01:44] Chihiro
at whose grave does my index finger point?"
SIGN Shuji Terayama
[01:53] Chihiro
References should always be made clear.
[01:57] Chihiro
So, anyway...
[01:59] Student A
Doctor!
[01:59] Student B
Blood!
[02:00] Student C
Draw my blood!
[02:01] Student D
I'm first!
[02:03] Student E
Don't be ridiculous! I'm first!
[02:04] Mitsugu
Okay, okay.
[02:05] Mitsugu
Line up in order, starting
with ticket number 32.
[02:08] Student A
I'm 32!
[02:09] Student B
I'm 32!
[02:11] Student C
I'm 32, too!
[02:12] Mitsugu
No cutting in line.
[02:14] Mitsugu
Doctor, I need you to work tonight.
[02:17] Chihiro
I shouldn't have agreed to do this.
[02:19] Chihiro
I'm going to work myself to death.
[02:22] (Flashback) Chihiro
You need to appeal directly
to the students' desires.
[02:27] (Flashback) Mitsugu
Our advisor is the infirmary's
dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
[02:27] ---
Blood Donation Club
[02:31] (Flashback) Mitsugu
Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
[02:34] (Flashback) All
What?!
[02:35] (Flashback) Mitsugu
The Blood Donation Club has Korean
hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mitsugu
Couples that form will receive
an annual pass to Mousenyland!
[02:43] Chihiro
Not only that, but it's all boys.
[02:46] Chihiro
Where are the girls?
[02:48] Mitsugu
The collective excitement a group of
girls feels is usually only temporary.
[02:55] Shirt
Chuck Flap
[02:56] Katsuno
Out of the way, herbivores!
[03:00] Katsuno
Doctor Chihiro!
SIGN Karate Club Captain Masumi Katsuno
[03:03] Katsuno
I, Karate club captain Masumi Katsuno,
[03:06] Katsuno
have come to offer up my copious
and thick blood drawn.
[03:11] All
Osu!
[03:13] Katsuno
Our karate club does not use
empty words like "osu!"
[03:20] Kanbaru
Usu.
[03:21] Katsuno
Nor do we use "usu!"
[03:22] Katsuno
Stop wasting your blood!
[03:24] Mitsugu
Yikes. These guys are blood
donating enthusiasts, too?
[03:30] Chihiro
That's enough. No need to keep beating him.
[03:33] Chihiro
This school is full of perverts who
can't stay calm when they see blood.
[03:40] Katsuno
Blood. Blood!
[03:49] Katsuno
Excellent.
[03:50] Katsuno
This is it. Nothing beats this.
[03:53] Chihiro
That's one patient done. Next.
[03:55] Katsuno
What? What about my hospitable care?
[03:59] Mitsugu
You'll get it once you
accumulate 100 points.
[04:01] Mitsugu
Here's your point card.
[04:02] Left
Blood Donation Point Card
[04:03] Mitsugu
You get one point for every 400cc drawn.
[04:06] Mitsugu
Your card expires after six months.
[04:08] Katsuno
I've been tricked!
[04:11] Chihiro
Come on, next patient.
[04:12] All
Osu!
[04:13] Katsuno
Don't speak that word again!
[04:16] Mitsugu
Hey, cut that out.
[04:19] Chihiro
Growing boys are full of
all manner of things.
[04:23] Chihiro
It's nothing unusual.
[04:24] Mitsugu
Really?
[04:26] Mitsugu
Wait, why should we accept this?
[04:28] Mitsugu
Get out of here. We're done for tonight!
[04:31] Nami
Hold it right there.
[04:38] Nami
Aren't you guys familiar with
the phrase "ladies first"?
SIGN Dance Club Captain
SIGN Nami Unten
SIGN Cinema Club Captain
Maki Watabe
[04:41] Maki
That's right. Our blood takes priority
over your greasy fatty blood.
SIGN Cosplay Club Captain
Kaoru Konno
[04:47] Kaoru
That's right, blood.
[04:49] Kaoru
In Heaven's place, I offer
you my angel blood.
[04:52] Mitsugu
Thank you.
[04:54] Mitsugu
I promise your good intentions
won't go to waste.
[04:57] Mitsugu
Yeah, right.
[04:58] Mitsugu
I know these girls are secretly blood
donating enthusiasts and perverts, too.
[05:04] Katsuno
Whose blood are you calling fatty?
[05:07] Okada
Your cholesterol is high,
and your Gamma-GTP is over 200.
[05:12] Katsuno
No, it's not!
[05:13] Hotta
Your average blood pressure is over 250,
and your urine protein content is 2+.
[05:17] Katsuno
No, it's not!
[05:19] Kanbaru
You're at risk for prostatic hypertrophy,
and your risk of hair loss is over 80%.
[05:24] Katsuno
No, it's not!
[05:26] Chihiro
How long are you going to keep doing that?
SIGN SLAP SLAP SLAP
[05:31] Mitsugu
Anyway, we've been dealing with a lot.
[05:34] Mitsugu
Before we draw your blood,
you'll need to join the club.
[05:39] Nami
What? Join what club?
[05:43] Mitsugu
The Blood Donation Club.
[05:44] Kaoru
No one told us about that.
[05:47] Mitsugu
Well, actually—
[05:49] Maki
You won't drawn our blood
unless we join your club?
[05:52] Mitsugu
It's not complicated.
[05:54] Mitsugu
There's no initiation fee, and you don't
need to present your family register.
[05:57] Mitsugu
And if you've forgotten your family seal,
you can sign your application with blood.
[06:00] Maki
That's not the problem.
[06:02] Nami
I'm busy.
[06:03] Maki
I've got club members to look after.
[06:05] Kaoru
I don't think I can handle
two clubs at once.
[06:08] Mitsugu
It's just a formality.
[06:10] Mitsugu
Doctor Chihiro and I will handle
all the actual drawing of blood.
[06:14] Mitsugu
All you need to do is periodically
have yours drawn.
[06:16] Mitsugu
I promise it won't be any trouble at all.
[06:18] Maki
This is starting to sound fishy.
[06:21] Nami
I smell an MLM or a rat.
[06:24] Kaoru
You're running a crooked business.
[06:26] Mitsugu
Please, I'm begging you,
I'd be eternally grateful.
[06:28] Mitsugu
We can't draw blood at school unless
we gather enough club members.
[06:32] Nami
That's none of our concern.
[06:35] Maki
I'll give my blood, but I'm not
interested in any blood ties.
[06:38] Kaoru
But I do want your milk.
[06:40] Mitsugu
Don't you care about anything
besides your own pleasure?
[06:43] Nami
Nope.
[06:45] Mitsugu
Egoists! Selfish! Hedonists!
[06:49] Maki
Are you different?
[06:51] Jinko
That's enough!
[07:02] Jinko
I knew you were behind this foolishness.
SIGN Discipline Committee Chairman
Jinko Sumida
[07:06] Mitsugu
Crap. My greatest enemy, Jinko-chan.
[07:08] Jinko
Who are you calling your enemy?
[07:11] Mitsugu
I didn't say that.
[07:14] Mitsugu
But how dare you call this foolishness?
[07:17] Mitsugu
The Blood Donation Club is performing this
volunteer work to help the world and its people.
[07:23] Jinko
When was a Blood Donation Club formed?
[07:25] Mitsugu
I'm working right now to
form a Blood Donation—
[07:29] Jinko
School Regulation Article 23!
SIGN School Regulation Article 23
[07:31] Jinko
Aggressive club recruitment that ignores or
violates an individual's will is prohibited.
[07:37] Jinko
You know that, don't you?
[07:38] Mitsugu
I had no idea.
[07:40] Chihiro
Aggressive? What have you been up to?
[07:43] Mitsugu
I've just been talking
to all the girls I can.
[07:47] Chihiro
All of them? You mean the cute girls?
[07:50] Mitsugu
Well, yeah.
[07:52] Mitsugu
I can't let Mai drink any ugly blood.
[07:55] Chihiro
But you didn't talk to Jinko?
[07:59] Chihiro
You screwed up this time, Mitsugu Bambam.
[08:02] Mitsugu
It's Bamba.
[08:03] Jinko
What are you two arguing about?
[08:05] Jinko
I order you to disperse immediately.
[08:07] Jinko
And doctor, I expect better from you.
[08:11] Chihiro
Now, now. What's the problem?
[08:13] Chihiro
It's in the spirit of one
for all and all for one.
[08:19] Chihiro
Why don't you have your blood drawn, too?
[08:22] Chihiro
It'll make you feel better.
[08:29] Jinko
No, thank you.
[08:33] Mitsugu
Could it be that Jinko is secretly a
blood donating enthusiast, too?
[08:52] Left
Nami Unten
[08:52] Right
Maki Watabe
[08:55] Chihiro
Despite what they said,
everyone had their blood drawn.
[09:01] Mitsugu
No one can resist having their blood drawn.
[09:05] Chihiro
Anyway, shouldn't this be enough to
keep her from starving for a while?
[09:09] Mitsugu
No. Only these three are usable.
[09:14] Chihiro
That's just those three girls' blood.
[09:18] Mitsugu
If Mai drinks those filthy boys' blood...
[09:22] Mitsugu
She'll become hairy.
[09:25] Mitsugu
And greasy.
[09:27] Mitsugu
Her feet will stink.
[09:29] Mitsugu
She'll start grinding her teeth.
[09:32] Mitsugu
And grow a third eye on her forehead.
[09:36] Mitsugu
I wouldn't be able to stand that!
[09:38] Chihiro
I understand how you feel,
but blood is blood.
[09:42] Mitsugu
It's an emotional matter.
[09:44] Chihiro
But girls are okay?
[09:46] Mitsugu
Better than horny males.
[09:49] Chihiro
I see. Then all the rest
of the blood is mine?
[09:54] Mitsugu
You're welcome to it.
[09:56] Mitsugu
Dump it down the drain for all I care.
[09:58] Chihiro
I'd never do anything so wasteful.
[10:01] Chihiro
After all the hazardously
hard work I put in,
[10:04] Chihiro
I'll make sure to put it to
good use in my research.
[10:09] Chihiro
Anyway, we sure did get a lot of type A.
[10:13] Mitsugu
Maybe that's why people think Japanese
people are so serious and businesslike.
[10:17] Chihiro
That's just popular belief.
[10:19] Chihiro
There's no scientific basis for
blood type-based personalities.
[10:22] Mitsugu
No way. People say it all the time.
[10:27] Mitsugu
Type As are serious.
SIGN Former Wehrmacht Commander Erich von Manstein
[10:28] Mansetin
Prussian field marshals do not mutiny.
SIGN Andy Warhol
[10:31] Mitsugu
Type B's are eccentric.
[10:33] Warhol
In the future, everyone will be
world-famous for 15 minutes.
[10:39] Mitsugu
Type O's are cavalier and bold.
SIGN Movie Director
Kenji Miya
[10:41] Miyazaki
Only savages make movies.
SIGN Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
[10:44] Mitsugu
And type AB's...
[10:46] Chihiro
Are two-faced?
[10:48] Mitsugu
Yeah, that.
[10:52] Chihiro
Only Japanese people fuss over blood
type-based fortune telling and compatibility.
[10:58] Mitsugu
What? Seriously?
[11:00] Mitsugu
Then no matter what blood type Mai drinks,
[11:02] Mitsugu
there's no risk of it having
strange effects on her?
[11:05] Chihiro
Let me ask you this.
[11:07] Chihiro
Did that vampire girl change in anyway after
drinking your rare chimera type blood?
[11:14] Mitsugu
She seemed very happy.
[11:16] Mitsugu
She squealed with joy.
[11:18] Chihiro
Idiot! Everyone becomes happy
when their hunger is sated!
[11:23] Mitsugu
By the way, what's your blood type, doctor?
[11:26] Chihiro
That's a state secret.
[11:28] Chihiro
Do you still want to know?
[11:32] Mitsugu
No, I'm good.
[11:34] Mitsugu
Regardless of her blood type, I can't
give Mai this dangerous woman's blood.
[11:40] Mitsugu
I doubt she'd give me hers, anyway.
[11:42] Mitsugu
But I can't have Mai turning into a
pervert because of the doctor's blood.
[11:46] Chihiro
I know exactly what you're thinking!
[12:03] Mitsugu
Well? Did you like it?
[12:06] Mai
Yes. I feel rejuvenated.
[12:09] Mitsugu
W-W-Wait, Mai.
[12:11] Mai
Huh?
[12:12] Mitsugu
Chihiro said...
[12:15] (Flashback) Chihiro
Whatever you do, don't mix the
blood types you feed her.
[12:19] (Flashback) Chihiro
If you mix blood of different types...
[12:28] Chihiro
It could cause coagulation or hemolysis.
SIGN Coagulation
SIGN Hemolysis
[12:31] Chihiro
Eventually the blood itself
will become a mess.
SIGN This image is fictional and differs
from scientific fact.
[12:39] Chihiro
That's common sense for a blood fanatic.
[12:43] Mitsugu
That's what she said.
[12:45] Mitsugu
Is it okay if they mix inside her stomach?
[12:49] Mitsugu
Mai, why don't you wait before the next—
[13:02] Mai
Delicious. I feel refreshed.
[13:06] Mai
Whatever will be will be... or won't.
[13:09] Mai
Which is it again?
[13:10] Mitsugu
A cavalier and pragmatic type O?
[13:14] Mai
There's no point in me being alive.
[13:18] Mai
No, I'm not a spineless vampire.
[13:22] Mitsugu
A complicated and two-faced type AB?
[13:26] Mitsugu
This is bad. It really is affecting her.
[13:31] Mitsugu
Her personality is changing according
to the order of the blood she drank.
[13:38] Sign
Kaoru Konno
[13:41] Mai
More blood.
[13:45] Mitsugu
It's already quite late.
[13:47] Mitsugu
Don't you think this is a bit much?
[13:49] Mai
Oh, please. You're so mean.
[13:52] Mai
I want it now.
[13:55] Mai
I want that now.
[13:59] Mitsugu
You really can't wait?
[14:03] Mai
No.
SIGN "Bloody SOS"
SIGN Lyrics by: Yumi Kojima
Song by: Kenji Kawai
[14:12] Mai
Let's have another great night!
[14:16] Mitsugu
What?
[14:17] Mai
The night is anxious,
your sleepiness will go flying.
[14:23] Mitsugu
I knew this was coming!
[14:24] Mai
Blood vessels flow so
smoothly, not enough blood.
[14:25] Mitsugu
She turned into a party animal type B.
[14:28] Mitsugu
Chihiro lied to me.
It's totally affecting her.
[14:32] Mai
SOS I give myself to you.
[14:35] Mai
SOS See how it flows.
[14:39] Mai
SOS I pour out for you,
light the fire of temp...tation...
[14:47] Mitsugu
Huh? Is something wrong?
[14:49] Mitsugu
Mai!
[14:51] Mai
No, it's nothing.
[14:54] Mitsugu
This isn't anything.
[14:57] Mai
I want more.
[14:58] Mitsugu
Huh?
[14:59] Mai
I want more blood.
[15:01] Mitsugu
What?
[15:01] Mai
Perhaps it's because I moved
so much, but I'm hungry again.
[15:05] Mai
Is there anymore blood?
[15:19] Mitsugu
Once I thaw this, there won't be any left.
[15:28] Mitsugu
H-H-Hot!
[15:33] Mitsugu
Mai, it's a little hot,
but I had some backup—
[15:44] Mitsugu
What are you drinking?
[15:48] Mitsugu
Beelzebub.
[15:51] Mitsugu
Excavated in Iraq in 1982.
[15:55] Mitsugu
Estimated 2000 BC.
SIGN Do Not Drink
SIGN Dramatic Recreation
[16:10] Mitsugu
What?!
[16:13] Mitsugu
Mai?
[16:15] Mitsugu
Buzz? Why are you buzzing?
[16:30] Mitsugu
Mai...
[16:32] Mai
Hey! Why have you been hiding this
delicious blood from me until now?
[16:37] Mitsugu
Well, actually—
[16:39] Mai
It's delicious.
[16:40] Mai
I've never tasted anything
[16:42] Mai
so incredible.
[16:46] Mitsugu
Mai, let's calm down for
the night and go to sleep.
[16:50] Mai
Shut up!
[16:51] Mai
Stay out of my way!
[16:53] Mai
I'm going for a walk!
[16:59] Mitsugu
Mai, don't do that!
[17:08] Mitsugu
Mommy!
[17:11] Mai
Here we go!
[17:18] Mai
Well? Does that feel good?
[17:20] Mitsugu
It feels so good, I'm going to be sick.
[17:23] Mitsugu
But doing this kind of puts me at ease.
[17:27] Mitsugu
What is this feeling?
[17:29] Mitsugu
Could it be?
[17:32] Mai
I'll make you feel even better.
[17:41] Mai
I feel sick!
[17:46] Mitsugu
Mommy!
[18:01] Chihiro
Maybe I'll skip playing Fallout 4
tonight and go to bed early.
[18:17] Mitsugu
Ow...
[18:19] Mitsugu
I'll use this flashlight
I have for some reason.
[18:22] Mitsugu
Where am I?
[18:26] Mitsugu
Mai.
[18:28] Mitsugu
Good. She's all right, too.
[18:31] Mitsugu
That buzzing must've worn off.
[18:43] Mitsugu
Mai. Mai.
[18:47] Mai
Oh? Where are we?
[18:50] Mitsugu
Mai, don't move a millimeter.
[18:53] Mitsugu
Don't look, don't listen, don't smell.
[18:55] Mai
What?
[18:56] Mitsugu
No matter what you think you
see, it's just a big dog, okay?
[19:00] Mai
A doggy? Where?
[19:02] Mai
He's so cute.
[19:05] Mai
You're so furry.
[19:07] Mai
So wonderfully wild, too.
[19:09] Mai
Huh? Oh, please.
[19:11] Mai
You think I'm cute? You lady killer.
[19:15] Mitsugu
Mai, you idiot, don't—
[19:18] Mai
What? You want to go on a walk
because it's a full moon?
[19:22] Mitsugu
Huh?
[19:23] Mai
Then let's all go on a walk on
this moonlit night together.
[19:28] Mitsugu
The buzzing hasn't worn off yet.
[19:39] Mai
Go!
[19:50] Mai
Come with me, gorilla!
[19:52] Mai
And you, hippo!
[19:53] Mai
And you, with the marvelous horn!
[19:57] Mai
Let's go!
[20:22] Top Left
Chimidoro Sports
[20:22] Right
High
Alert
[20:22] Middle
Nighttime Disturbance in Chimidoro
[20:22] Left
Filming for a movie?
[20:25] Top
Chimidoro
Newspaper
[20:25] Top
Chimidoro on High Alert!
[20:25] Bottom
"Horde of Animals Escapes
from Zoo at Night"
[20:39] Mitsugu
The commotion lasted until morning.
[20:42] Mitsugu
As the effects of that suspicious demon's
blood wore off, things quieted down.
[20:47] Mitsugu
This disturbance made two things clear.
[20:51] Mitsugu
First, Mai is absolutely affected by the
blood she drinks, which changes her personality.
[20:57] Mitsugu
Second, it's impossible
to predict what superpower
[21:01] Mitsugu
Mai will exhibit,
depending on her excitement level.
[21:07] Mitsugu
Living with Mai might be even
crazier than I imagined.
[21:14] Mitsugu
Either way, I'm past the point of no return.
[21:19] Mitsugu
I don't have a choice anymore.
[21:22] Mitsugu
But if Mai's personality changes
according to the blood she drinks,
[21:27] Mitsugu
it may be possible to turn her
exactly into my type of girl.
[21:35] Mitsugu
My type of girl? What am I talking about?
[21:40] Mitsugu
Well, whatever.
[21:42] Mitsugu
Mai is cuter than anyone else,
[21:45] Mitsugu
and cuteness should be
prioritized over all else.
[21:49] Mitsugu
Living with a vampire is
an uncommon experience.
[21:54] Mitsugu
By the way, what's Mai doing now?
[22:03] Mitsugu
She's actually still with the animals.
SIGN Episode 3 "Sabbath Night Fever"
[23:45] Mai
I'm very impressed.
[23:48] Mai
It's rare that someone can suck a human's
blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
[23:53] Mitsugu
You ate all the gyoza?
[23:56] Mitsugu
At least put sauce on them!