E11 - A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery

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[01:39] Mitsugu
    This remote tropical island
    is known only to a select few
[01:42] Mitsugu
    and completely unknown to
    those unfamiliar with it.
[01:46] Mitsugu
    The last paradise on earth,
    not found on any map.
[01:49] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island.
[01:59] Mitsugu
    This heavenly sight would
    excite anyone, not just men.
[02:05] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island is the site of the
    Blood Donation Club's training camp.
[02:11] Mitsugu
    The midsummer sun, blue seas, white beaches,
[02:15] Mitsugu
    and beautiful young women clad in swimwear
    essential to any summer seaside.
[02:24] Mitsugu
    Though there are some oddballs present, too.
[02:27] Mitsugu
    And some we could've done without.
[02:31] Mitsugu
    And creepy ones.
[02:34] Mitsugu
    However, either way, the Blood Donation Club
    has this marvelous beach all to itself.
[02:43] Mitsugu
    Our path to this intoxicating world
    started with a certain website...
[02:50] Sign
    School Infirmary
[02:50] Sign
    Blood Donation Club (Temp)
[02:51] Chihiro
    A training camp?
[02:54] All
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:55] Chihiro
    A Blood Donation Club's training camp?
[02:59] Chihiro
    Are you going to train with syringes?
[03:01] Chihiro
    You need government
    certification to use these.
[03:06] Chihiro
    Find the vein beneath the skin,
    take aim, and plunge it in.
[03:11] Chihiro
    Stimpak!
[03:13] Chihiro
    Rather, gently slide the needle in.
[03:18] Chihiro
    Words can't describe that moment of bliss.
[03:21] Chihiro
    Did you think a bunch of high school
    students would get to do that, you fools?
[03:25] Mitsugu
    That's not what I had in mind.
[03:27] Kanbara
    Doctor, a club training camp...
[03:29] Horita
    Takes place on a summer beach in Okinawa.
[03:31] Okada
    Club members dress in swimwear...
[03:33] All
    ...and enjoy good clean fun
    with the opposite sex.
[03:37] Jinko
    I'll kick you brutes out of the club!
[03:39] Mitsugu
    Again, that's not what I had in mind.
[03:41] Kanbara
    Once night falls...
[03:43] Horita
    We'll party and drink beer.
[03:44] Okada
    And have fun horsing around.
[03:46] Nami
    Not that.
[03:48] Maki
    We'll enjoy discussing our youth.
[03:50] Kaoru
    And deepen our friendship through
    cheerful club activities.
[03:53] Chihiro
    In other words, you want to
    go on a trip and cut loose.
[03:59] All
    Exactly.
[04:00] Chihiro
    Fools!
[04:03] Chihiro
    We don't have the budget for that.
[04:06] Chihiro
    We were just barely able to
    establish a night school.
[04:08] Chihiro
    Not only that, but the school
    hasn't given a single cent
[04:12] Chihiro
    to this educationally useless
    Blood Donation Club.
[04:22] Chihiro
    You're not listening!
SIGN    Tours
SIGN    CTC The Chimidoro travel company that supports your travels
SIGN    Currently Running Campaign
SIGN    Recommendations
[04:27] Chihiro
    Well, if it isn't a travel agency website.
[04:31] Mitsugu
    I've been trying to tell you that
    Kaoru found us a good deal.
[04:35] Kaoru
    Now's your chance, miss.
[04:38] Koaru
    Click.
[04:39] Sign
    Tropical Deserted Island
[04:40] Okata
    A tropical dessert island?
[04:42] Horita
    "Deserted" island, you idiot.
[04:43] Kanbara
    Can't you read?
[04:45] Sign
    Paradise by the Sea
[04:46] Okata
    Paradise by the See?
[04:48] Horita
    Wrong "sea."
[04:49] Kanbara
    Could you stop making jokes that don't
    make sense without onscreen text?
SIGN    Life
[04:52] Okada
    Wash away your life's troubles.
[04:53] Kaoru
    The whole thing, all at once.
[04:56] Maki
    One week on an unmapped desert island.
[04:59] Nami
    All meals are covered at a rate
    of 10,000 yen per person.
[05:03] Jinko
    First come, first served.
    Limited to first 12 customers.
[05:06] Jinko
    Campaign running now.
[05:08] Chihiro
    That's cheap. Or rather, super cheap.
    No, insanely cheap.
[05:13] Mitsugu
    Right?
[05:13] Mai
    I'm definitely going.
[05:16] Kaoru
    I'm going.
[05:17] Nami
    I'd be willing to visit a tropical island.
[05:19] Maki
    I'll be coming along for the Cinema Club's
    first overseas on-location shoot.
[05:24] Jinko
    Men and women camping together on a
    tropical island is a potential minefield.
[05:27] Jinko
    I'll keep close watch over everyone.
SIGN    Tongue
[05:30] Katsuno
    The only thing to do is go.
[05:32] Mitsugu
    You're coming, too?
[05:34] All
    Monsters can't come.
[05:36] All
    Don't discriminate.
[05:37] Chihiro
    Shut up, all of you.
[05:39] Chihiro
    It goes without saying that the club advisor
[05:41] Chihiro
    is required to participate
    in any training camps.
[05:43] Chihiro
    I'll have to join you, as well.
[05:46] All
    Yeah!
[05:48] Mitsugu
    And that's how we wasted no time
    planning our training camp.
[05:52] Mitsugu
    Perhaps we should've noticed at this point
    that there was reason it was so cheap,
[05:57] Mitsugu
    and that Heaven and Hell were just
    one step away from each other.
[06:11] Maki
    Since it was such a cheap package,
    I wasn't expecting a direct flight...
[06:16] Nami
    But we've been traveling in reverse in the hold
    of a less than 50-ton converted fishing vessel.
[06:21] Jinko
    It takes three days and
    two nights to get there.
[06:24] Kaoru
    Which means it'll also take three
    days and two nights to get back.
[06:27] Chihiro
    Then our stay on the island will
    only two days and one night.
[06:32] Katsuno
    The only thing to do is puke.
[06:42] Mitsugu
    However, once we arrived, it was
    undoubtedly a blissful paradise.
[06:55] Maki
    Nice. Very nice.
[06:58] Maki
    I'm impressed by this 4K 240FPS HS camera.
[07:02] Mitsugu
    Mai, we're heading back.
[07:06] Mitsugu
    No matter how well we protect you from
    UV rays, they're still not good for you.
[07:11] Mai
    Okay.
[07:14] Nami
    I'm going for another swim.
[07:18] Mitsugu
    Leaving the Okinawan fisherman's
    daughter Nami behind,
[07:21] Mitsugu
    we headed back to our lodgings.
[07:24] Mitsugu
    We had no idea that this would
    lead to that tragedy later.
[07:31] Sign
    Fishman
[07:34] Mitsugu
    However, there wasn't a shred of fantasy
    or hope to be found at our lodgings
[07:38] Mitsugu
    that dragged us back to reality.
[07:42] Old Woman
    Welcome.
[07:49] Old Woman
    Please make yourselves at home.
[07:55] Kanbara
    Um, what about the crowds of
    beautiful women you advertised?
[08:00] Old Woman
    That's next month's campaign.
[08:03] Okada
    Which means...
[08:05] Horita
    This inn...
[08:07] Old Woman
    Indeed. I barely manage
    to run this place myself.
[08:11] Old Woman
    There's a long sad history.
[08:15] Kanbara
    Okay, okay. Spare us the history lesson.
[08:18] Okada
    It's almost refreshing
    to be this disappointed.
[08:21] Okada
    Right, guys?
[08:22] Katsuno
    How is this refreshing?
[08:24] Katsuno
    Who's going to take responsibility for this?
[08:26] Kaoru
    You guys were so excited earlier.
[08:28] Maki
    I knew it sounded too good to be true.
[08:31] Kanbara
    It only cost 10,000 yen. Just give it up.
[08:33] Okada
    No way. I paid an entire
    10,000 yen for this.
[08:35] Horita
    In this day and age, living without a shower,
    refrigerator, or TV is a valuable experience.
[08:40] Jinko
    Are you crying?
[08:41] Maki
    Now that I get a closer look, this place
    does have a certain rare charm to it.
[08:45] Chihiro
    Exactly. As long as we're here,
    let's enjoy ourselves to the fullest extent.
[08:50] Chihiro
    By the way, you minors will be
    drinking Pepchi and castor oil.
[08:54] Chihiro
    We follow the broadcast code on this show.
SIGN    Self-censored
[09:04] Mitsugu
    Anyway, why are we the only guests here
    when you've got that marvelous beach?
[09:10] Old Woman
    There's a lot of reasons for that.
[09:15] Old Woman
    Anyway, I'll let you know
    once dinner is ready.
[09:23] Old Woman
    My tongue!
[09:27] Sign
    Charging
[09:34] Chihiro
    Anyway...
[09:36] Maki
    Nami's still not here.
[09:38] Kaoru
    I doubt Nami of all people drowned.
[09:42] Kanbara
    We didn't see anyone on the beach.
[09:45] Jinko
    But we did find this.
[09:50] Okada
    She went skinny dipping in the sea at night?
[09:52] Kaoru
    It's the sea at night that
    makes skinny dipping possible.
[09:54] Horita
    So bold.
[09:56] Katsuno
    Let's go look for her.
[09:59] Jinko
    It's obvious what your ulterior motive is!
[10:01] Chihiro
    This might be a serious situation.
[10:05] Chihiro
    She may be a fisherman's daughter,
[10:06] Chihiro
    but it's hard to imagine Nami
    would do something so dangerous.
[10:10] Mitsugu
    Did a shark get her?
[10:11] Maki
    Jaws? No, Jason?
[10:16] Old Woman
    Could it be?!
[10:21] Mitsugu
    Please don't suddenly show up like that!
[10:25] Old Woman
    I hate to think that's what happened, but...
[10:27] Chihiro
    Ma'am, is there something on that beach?
[10:31] Old Woman
    He shows up once every
    decade during hot summers.
[10:35] Old Woman
    It could be him.
[10:38] Maki
    Could it be?
[10:39] Kaoru
    The Predator.
[10:41] Chihiro
    Stop making jokes that
    will get us in trouble.
[10:45] Old Woman
    It happened about 500 years ago.
[10:50] Old Woman
    In an impoverished fishing
    village on the island,
[10:54] Old Woman
    there was an astonishingly beautiful girl.
[11:03] Old Woman
    She refused to listen to any of the
    numerous marriage proposals made to her.
[11:08] Old Woman
    Day after day, she dove into
    the sea to support her family.
[11:14] Old Woman
    And one day, at the bottom of the sea...
[11:19] Old Woman
    ...something grabbed her!
[11:22] Katsuno
    Grabbed her? She was eaten?
[11:25] Old Woman
    Grabbed...
[11:27] Old Woman
    ...her heart! Falling in love!
[11:33] Old Woman
    He was a strapping young man, but he was
    neither a villager nor a fisherman.
[11:40] Old Woman
    Not only that, but...
[11:42] Old Woman
    ...he wasn't even human!
[11:47] Katsuno
    Could we stop with the sudden close-ups?
[11:50] Chihiro
    Ma'am, please continue.
[11:53] Old Woman
    They spent what little time they had
    together while the girl's breath lasted,
[11:58] Old Woman
    but alas, she was only human.
[12:01] Old Woman
    On top of that, the seaweed wrapped around
    them blocked the young man from view.
[12:06] Old Woman
    Overcome with grief,
    the girl said the following.
[12:09] Old Woman
    "Meet me on the beach at night.
    I want to get a good look at you."
[12:15] Old Woman
    "Won't you please come see me?"
[12:20] Old Woman
    The creature that came to meet the
    girl waiting on the deserted beach
[12:27] Old Woman
    was horrifying in appearance.
SIGN    He Was a Fishman
[12:44] Old Woman
    Since then, on hot summer nights,
[12:48] Old Woman
    a horrifying fishman appears
    to kidnap beautiful girls
[12:52] Old Woman
    and drag them to the bottom of the sea.
[12:55] Mitsugu
    Hot summers? When's the
    last time he appeared?
[13:00] Old Woman
    It was hot last year, as well.
[13:02] Old Woman
    And the year before that,
    and the year before that.
[13:05] Kaoru
    That's every year.
[13:06] Old Woman
    Indeed. He comes every year.
[13:08] Mitsugu
    Didn't you say earlier that
    he comes once every decade?
[13:11] Old Woman
    I'm old. I'm not very good
    with numbers anymore.
[13:14] Kanbara
    Come on, you're not Daijiro Morohoshi.
[13:16] Horita
    And this isn't a Hollywood
    B-movie horror film.
[13:19] Maki
    What are you talking about,
    bunnies with bright red eyes?
[13:22] Maki
    Creature from the Black Lagoon is a masterpiece.
[13:25] Maki
    Its sequel Revenge of the Creature aside,
[13:28] Maki
    the underwater scenes and creature
    costume are incredible.
[13:32] Okata
    She's doing it again.
[13:33] Kaoru
    The fishmen in The Terror Beneath 
    the Sea were good, too.
[13:36] Maki
    You can't discuss The Terror Beneath the Sea
[13:39] Maki
    without mentioning blonde
    tokusatsu actress Peggy Neal.
[13:42] Horita
    We've gone from fishmen to blondes.
[13:44] Kanbara
    Someone stop her.
[13:44] Okada
    Just leave her be.
[13:45] Maki
    Oh, Miss Peggy Neal.
[13:47] Maki
    You were beautiful in 
    The X from Outer Space, as well.
[13:51] Maki
    By the way, director Hajime Sato
[13:53] Maki
    also produced the masterpiece 
    Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell.
[13:55] Chihiro
    Body snatcher, huh?
[13:57] Chihiro
    Then perhaps it wouldn't be so strange
    if Nami were kidnapped by a fishman.
[14:02] Mitsugu
    What do you mean?
[14:03] Chihiro
    Think about it.
[14:05] Chihiro
    We're already involved
    with a vampire named Mai.
[14:09] Chihiro
    This is fate.
[14:11] Chihiro
    Perhaps these two non-human creatures
    seek to meet each other.
[14:14] Chihiro
    What is this if not fate?
[14:17] Mitsugu
    That's ridiculous.
[14:18] Chihiro
    Call it whatever you want.
[14:20] Chihiro
    This story has been
    ridiculous from the start.
[14:23] Jinko
    Regardless of the reason,
    we need to save Nami.
[14:26] Okata
    She's got a foul mouth,
    but she's still beautiful.
[14:29] Horita
    And she's definitely a woman.
[14:31] Kanbara
    We'll have to recapture her.
[14:34] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[14:36] All
    Yeah!
[14:43] Kaoru
    Fishman, fishman, fishman!
[14:49] Maki
    This 4K camera is impressive.
[14:52] Maki
    The image remains smooth even
    while using the digital zoom.
[14:54] Chihiro
    Anyway, he still hasn't shown up.
[14:57] Kanbara
    Maybe our bait isn't attractive enough.
[14:59] Okada
    Fishmen love beautiful women.
[15:02] Horita
    Which means a fishman wouldn't
    kidnap another fishman.
[15:05] Chihiro
    We'll have to use...
[15:07] Maki
    Unfortunately, I'm obligated
    to document this event.
[15:11] Horita
    Nobody asked you.
[15:12] Katsuno
    I doubt the fishman would get turned
    on by Jinko in her school swimsuit.
[15:16] Chihiro
    I may be beautiful,
    but I'm not a young girl.
[15:19] Maki
    In Hollywood movies, they like blondes.
[15:22] Chihiro
    Which means...
[15:26] Mitsugu
    No! Absolutely not Mai!
[15:29] Mai
    Not a problem. No problemo.
[15:32] Mitsugu
    Mai.
[15:33] Mai
    This is for Nami.
[15:35] Mai
    And besides, the fishman is half human.
[15:39] Mai
    A vampire and a fishman.
[15:41] Mai
    If we speak to each other
    as humanoid minorities,
[15:44] Mai
    I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
[15:46] Mitsugu
    That doesn't make any sense.
[15:47] Chihiro
    Well spoken. Come on, let's do
    this before she changes her mind.
[15:52] All
    Yeah!
[16:02] Kanbara
    Good! So good!
[16:04] Okada
    It's too much!
[16:05] Horita
    My nose won't stop bleeding!
[16:06] Katsuno
    Looks like I'm needed.
[16:09] Katsuno
    I, Perseus Katsuno, shall protect Mai.
[16:13] Kaoru
    Mai's Andromeda is captivating,
    but her cosplay isn't revealing enough.
[16:17] Chihiro
    We had to self-censor ourselves
    due to rating issues.
[16:22] Mitsugu
    How can you guys be this
    laid-back during an emergency?
[16:26] Chihiro
    He's coming.
[16:26] Mitsugu
    What? He's already here?
[16:30] Kanbara
    He came immediately.
[16:31] Okada
    He's on his way.
[16:32] Horita
    He came in the blink of an eye.
[16:35] Mitsugu
    As expected, he couldn't
    resist Mai's charms.
[16:38] Chihiro
    Fishmen are so easy to read.
[16:41] Kaoru
    This kind of stings.
[16:43] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[16:50] Kanbara
    It's not that he's not scary-looking.
[16:53] Horita
    He just looks stupid, too.
[16:55] Kaoru
    And creepy.
[16:56] Chihiro
    Well, he certainly is half-man.
[16:59] Jinko
    This is awful.
[17:00] Maki
    Regardless, he's definitely a monster.
[17:03] Katsuno
    Out of the way!
[17:05] Katsuno
    I'll kill you, you fish bastard!
[17:21] Kaoru
    I knew that would happen.
[17:23] Chihiro
    It didn't work.
[17:30] Mitsugu
    Mai is in danger!
[17:31] Kanbara
    Wait. If the captain can't beat him,
    there's no way an ordinary human can.
[17:35] Horita
    We'll have to unleash Franken!
[17:37] Horita
    But he's still charging!
[17:44] Kaoru
    He's 80% charged.
[17:46] Mitsugu
    This is an emergency.
[17:48] Mitsugu
    Franken, activate!
[17:50] Mitsugu
    Save Mai!
[17:51] Maki
    If he's not fully charged,
    he might start decomposing.
[17:55] Maki
    And that would be a really rotten time.
[18:05] Franken
    Mai!
[18:07] Sign
    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Hulk Mode
[18:09] Kanbara
    Go, Franken!
[18:11] Okada
    Kill him!
[18:12] Horita
    Burn the whole world down!
[18:14] Maki
    Nice. Frankenstein versus the giant fishman.
[18:18] Maki
    I haven't shot action like this in a while!
[18:25] Red
    Fishy VS Franken
[18:25] Right
    Battle of the Southern Seas
[18:25] Left
    What is the beautiful girl's fate!?
[18:25] Top
    Two huge monsters clash!!
[18:26] Mitsugu
    It was a magnificent battle.
[18:29] Mitsugu
    Who would win? His obsession for the
    beautiful girl, or the power of love?
[18:33] Mitsugu
    Their battle was finally
    approaching its conclusion.
[18:50] Mitsugu
    Uh-oh. He ran out of batteries.
[18:53] Chihiro
    We'll have to launch an all out attack.
[18:55] Chihiro
    Get him, everyone!
[18:58] Maki
    Good! That's it!
SIGN    Self-censored
[19:10] Chihiro
    Take this!
[19:17] Mitsugu
    And thus, our deadly night ended.
[19:21] Old Woman
    Fishy!
[19:27] Old Woman
    Oh, Fishy.
[19:29] Mitsugu
    Huh? What's wrong, ma'am?
[19:32] Old Woman
    What's wrong?
[19:33] Old Woman
    You're the ones who beat
    up my precious Fishy!
[19:37] Chihiro
    Ma'am, who was that girl who was kidnapped
    by this fishman 500 years ago?
[19:46] Old Woman
    It was me.
SIGN    Censored
SIGN    Censored
[20:01] Kanbara
    But you said she was a beautiful girl.
[20:05] Okada
    That she received countless
    marriage proposals.
[20:07] Old Woman
    I told you, I turned down those
    countless marriage proposals
[20:10] Old Woman
    and gave my heart and soul to Fishy!
[20:13] Katsuno
    What is this old hag into?
[20:16] Kanbara
    And how has she been alive for 500 years?
[20:19] Chihiro
    They say consuming the flesh of
    a merman grants you immortality.
[20:23] Chihiro
    Instead of Yao Bikuni's 800 year old
    priestess, she's an 800 year old hag.
SIGN    Yao Bikuni
    (800-year-old Priestess)
[20:26] All
    Ah, I see.
[20:28] All
    So that's how it is.
SIGN    800-year-old Hag
[20:30] Mitsugu
    It's a cross-species romance!
[20:32] Jinko
    Don't act like you did anything to help.
[20:35] Chihiro
    But ma'am, why do you sacrifice
    young girls to him?
[20:38] Old Woman
    Lately, Fishy hasn't been showing
    up, no matter how much I call him.
[20:43] Chihiro
    Lately?
[20:45] Old Woman
    Since about 480 years ago.
[20:49] Koaru
    Makes sense to me.
[20:50] Jinko
    Men are the worst.
[20:52] Mitsugu
    Regardless, I'm glad Mai is all right.
[20:55] Maki
    What are you talking about?
[20:56] Maki
    Nami is still missing.
[20:58] Mitsugu
    Oh, I forgot.
[21:00] Kaoru
    Did he eat her?
[21:03] Old Woman
    How dare you?!
[21:04] Old Woman
    Fishy isn't a savage fishman!
[21:08] Jinko
    Then where's Nami?
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[21:13] Nami
    Whew.
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[21:16] Nami
    Boy, that was tough.
[21:19] Nami
    This guy's stomach stinks.
[21:22] Nami
    I wonder if he's got gastroxynsis.
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[21:25] Maki
    Nami, you're alive.
[21:26] All
    Naked! Naked! Naked!
[21:27] Nami
    Yeah. I'm back.
[21:29] Chihiro
    Truly a fisherman's daughter.
[21:32] Jinko
    I can't believe she made it
    back from a fishman's stomach.
[21:34] Kaoru
    She's got guts.
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[21:44] Mitsugu
    Amidst a whirlpool of
    emotion, our battle ended.
[21:50] Mitsugu
    Having recovered thanks to his horrifying
    vitality, the fishman returned to the sea.
[21:58] Mitsugu
    Back to the world where he lived,
    at the bottom of the ocean.
[22:02] Mitsugu
    Back to his soul's homeland.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Episode 12 "Interview With Mai"
[23:45] Mitsugu
    In order to minimize information leaks,
[23:49] Mitsugu
    on the condition that even our blood
    brothers and sisters would be excluded,
[23:53] Mitsugu
    I agreed to help Maki make her movie.