E11 - A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery
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[01:39] Mitsugu
This remote tropical island
is known only to a select few
[01:42] Mitsugu
and completely unknown to
those unfamiliar with it.
[01:46] Mitsugu
The last paradise on earth,
not found on any map.
[01:49] Mitsugu
Unbaba Island.
[01:59] Mitsugu
This heavenly sight would
excite anyone, not just men.
[02:05] Mitsugu
Unbaba Island is the site of the
Blood Donation Club's training camp.
[02:11] Mitsugu
The midsummer sun, blue seas, white beaches,
[02:15] Mitsugu
and beautiful young women clad in swimwear
essential to any summer seaside.
[02:24] Mitsugu
Though there are some oddballs present, too.
[02:27] Mitsugu
And some we could've done without.
[02:31] Mitsugu
And creepy ones.
[02:34] Mitsugu
However, either way, the Blood Donation Club
has this marvelous beach all to itself.
[02:43] Mitsugu
Our path to this intoxicating world
started with a certain website...
[02:50] Sign
School Infirmary
[02:50] Sign
Blood Donation Club (Temp)
[02:51] Chihiro
A training camp?
[02:54] All
Yes, ma'am.
[02:55] Chihiro
A Blood Donation Club's training camp?
[02:59] Chihiro
Are you going to train with syringes?
[03:01] Chihiro
You need government
certification to use these.
[03:06] Chihiro
Find the vein beneath the skin,
take aim, and plunge it in.
[03:11] Chihiro
Stimpak!
[03:13] Chihiro
Rather, gently slide the needle in.
[03:18] Chihiro
Words can't describe that moment of bliss.
[03:21] Chihiro
Did you think a bunch of high school
students would get to do that, you fools?
[03:25] Mitsugu
That's not what I had in mind.
[03:27] Kanbara
Doctor, a club training camp...
[03:29] Horita
Takes place on a summer beach in Okinawa.
[03:31] Okada
Club members dress in swimwear...
[03:33] All
...and enjoy good clean fun
with the opposite sex.
[03:37] Jinko
I'll kick you brutes out of the club!
[03:39] Mitsugu
Again, that's not what I had in mind.
[03:41] Kanbara
Once night falls...
[03:43] Horita
We'll party and drink beer.
[03:44] Okada
And have fun horsing around.
[03:46] Nami
Not that.
[03:48] Maki
We'll enjoy discussing our youth.
[03:50] Kaoru
And deepen our friendship through
cheerful club activities.
[03:53] Chihiro
In other words, you want to
go on a trip and cut loose.
[03:59] All
Exactly.
[04:00] Chihiro
Fools!
[04:03] Chihiro
We don't have the budget for that.
[04:06] Chihiro
We were just barely able to
establish a night school.
[04:08] Chihiro
Not only that, but the school
hasn't given a single cent
[04:12] Chihiro
to this educationally useless
Blood Donation Club.
[04:22] Chihiro
You're not listening!
SIGN Tours
SIGN CTC The Chimidoro travel company that supports your travels
SIGN Currently Running Campaign
SIGN Recommendations
[04:27] Chihiro
Well, if it isn't a travel agency website.
[04:31] Mitsugu
I've been trying to tell you that
Kaoru found us a good deal.
[04:35] Kaoru
Now's your chance, miss.
[04:38] Koaru
Click.
[04:39] Sign
Tropical Deserted Island
[04:40] Okata
A tropical dessert island?
[04:42] Horita
"Deserted" island, you idiot.
[04:43] Kanbara
Can't you read?
[04:45] Sign
Paradise by the Sea
[04:46] Okata
Paradise by the See?
[04:48] Horita
Wrong "sea."
[04:49] Kanbara
Could you stop making jokes that don't
make sense without onscreen text?
SIGN Life
[04:52] Okada
Wash away your life's troubles.
[04:53] Kaoru
The whole thing, all at once.
[04:56] Maki
One week on an unmapped desert island.
[04:59] Nami
All meals are covered at a rate
of 10,000 yen per person.
[05:03] Jinko
First come, first served.
Limited to first 12 customers.
[05:06] Jinko
Campaign running now.
[05:08] Chihiro
That's cheap. Or rather, super cheap.
No, insanely cheap.
[05:13] Mitsugu
Right?
[05:13] Mai
I'm definitely going.
[05:16] Kaoru
I'm going.
[05:17] Nami
I'd be willing to visit a tropical island.
[05:19] Maki
I'll be coming along for the Cinema Club's
first overseas on-location shoot.
[05:24] Jinko
Men and women camping together on a
tropical island is a potential minefield.
[05:27] Jinko
I'll keep close watch over everyone.
SIGN Tongue
[05:30] Katsuno
The only thing to do is go.
[05:32] Mitsugu
You're coming, too?
[05:34] All
Monsters can't come.
[05:36] All
Don't discriminate.
[05:37] Chihiro
Shut up, all of you.
[05:39] Chihiro
It goes without saying that the club advisor
[05:41] Chihiro
is required to participate
in any training camps.
[05:43] Chihiro
I'll have to join you, as well.
[05:46] All
Yeah!
[05:48] Mitsugu
And that's how we wasted no time
planning our training camp.
[05:52] Mitsugu
Perhaps we should've noticed at this point
that there was reason it was so cheap,
[05:57] Mitsugu
and that Heaven and Hell were just
one step away from each other.
[06:11] Maki
Since it was such a cheap package,
I wasn't expecting a direct flight...
[06:16] Nami
But we've been traveling in reverse in the hold
of a less than 50-ton converted fishing vessel.
[06:21] Jinko
It takes three days and
two nights to get there.
[06:24] Kaoru
Which means it'll also take three
days and two nights to get back.
[06:27] Chihiro
Then our stay on the island will
only two days and one night.
[06:32] Katsuno
The only thing to do is puke.
[06:42] Mitsugu
However, once we arrived, it was
undoubtedly a blissful paradise.
[06:55] Maki
Nice. Very nice.
[06:58] Maki
I'm impressed by this 4K 240FPS HS camera.
[07:02] Mitsugu
Mai, we're heading back.
[07:06] Mitsugu
No matter how well we protect you from
UV rays, they're still not good for you.
[07:11] Mai
Okay.
[07:14] Nami
I'm going for another swim.
[07:18] Mitsugu
Leaving the Okinawan fisherman's
daughter Nami behind,
[07:21] Mitsugu
we headed back to our lodgings.
[07:24] Mitsugu
We had no idea that this would
lead to that tragedy later.
[07:31] Sign
Fishman
[07:34] Mitsugu
However, there wasn't a shred of fantasy
or hope to be found at our lodgings
[07:38] Mitsugu
that dragged us back to reality.
[07:42] Old Woman
Welcome.
[07:49] Old Woman
Please make yourselves at home.
[07:55] Kanbara
Um, what about the crowds of
beautiful women you advertised?
[08:00] Old Woman
That's next month's campaign.
[08:03] Okada
Which means...
[08:05] Horita
This inn...
[08:07] Old Woman
Indeed. I barely manage
to run this place myself.
[08:11] Old Woman
There's a long sad history.
[08:15] Kanbara
Okay, okay. Spare us the history lesson.
[08:18] Okada
It's almost refreshing
to be this disappointed.
[08:21] Okada
Right, guys?
[08:22] Katsuno
How is this refreshing?
[08:24] Katsuno
Who's going to take responsibility for this?
[08:26] Kaoru
You guys were so excited earlier.
[08:28] Maki
I knew it sounded too good to be true.
[08:31] Kanbara
It only cost 10,000 yen. Just give it up.
[08:33] Okada
No way. I paid an entire
10,000 yen for this.
[08:35] Horita
In this day and age, living without a shower,
refrigerator, or TV is a valuable experience.
[08:40] Jinko
Are you crying?
[08:41] Maki
Now that I get a closer look, this place
does have a certain rare charm to it.
[08:45] Chihiro
Exactly. As long as we're here,
let's enjoy ourselves to the fullest extent.
[08:50] Chihiro
By the way, you minors will be
drinking Pepchi and castor oil.
[08:54] Chihiro
We follow the broadcast code on this show.
SIGN Self-censored
[09:04] Mitsugu
Anyway, why are we the only guests here
when you've got that marvelous beach?
[09:10] Old Woman
There's a lot of reasons for that.
[09:15] Old Woman
Anyway, I'll let you know
once dinner is ready.
[09:23] Old Woman
My tongue!
[09:27] Sign
Charging
[09:34] Chihiro
Anyway...
[09:36] Maki
Nami's still not here.
[09:38] Kaoru
I doubt Nami of all people drowned.
[09:42] Kanbara
We didn't see anyone on the beach.
[09:45] Jinko
But we did find this.
[09:50] Okada
She went skinny dipping in the sea at night?
[09:52] Kaoru
It's the sea at night that
makes skinny dipping possible.
[09:54] Horita
So bold.
[09:56] Katsuno
Let's go look for her.
[09:59] Jinko
It's obvious what your ulterior motive is!
[10:01] Chihiro
This might be a serious situation.
[10:05] Chihiro
She may be a fisherman's daughter,
[10:06] Chihiro
but it's hard to imagine Nami
would do something so dangerous.
[10:10] Mitsugu
Did a shark get her?
[10:11] Maki
Jaws? No, Jason?
[10:16] Old Woman
Could it be?!
[10:21] Mitsugu
Please don't suddenly show up like that!
[10:25] Old Woman
I hate to think that's what happened, but...
[10:27] Chihiro
Ma'am, is there something on that beach?
[10:31] Old Woman
He shows up once every
decade during hot summers.
[10:35] Old Woman
It could be him.
[10:38] Maki
Could it be?
[10:39] Kaoru
The Predator.
[10:41] Chihiro
Stop making jokes that
will get us in trouble.
[10:45] Old Woman
It happened about 500 years ago.
[10:50] Old Woman
In an impoverished fishing
village on the island,
[10:54] Old Woman
there was an astonishingly beautiful girl.
[11:03] Old Woman
She refused to listen to any of the
numerous marriage proposals made to her.
[11:08] Old Woman
Day after day, she dove into
the sea to support her family.
[11:14] Old Woman
And one day, at the bottom of the sea...
[11:19] Old Woman
...something grabbed her!
[11:22] Katsuno
Grabbed her? She was eaten?
[11:25] Old Woman
Grabbed...
[11:27] Old Woman
...her heart! Falling in love!
[11:33] Old Woman
He was a strapping young man, but he was
neither a villager nor a fisherman.
[11:40] Old Woman
Not only that, but...
[11:42] Old Woman
...he wasn't even human!
[11:47] Katsuno
Could we stop with the sudden close-ups?
[11:50] Chihiro
Ma'am, please continue.
[11:53] Old Woman
They spent what little time they had
together while the girl's breath lasted,
[11:58] Old Woman
but alas, she was only human.
[12:01] Old Woman
On top of that, the seaweed wrapped around
them blocked the young man from view.
[12:06] Old Woman
Overcome with grief,
the girl said the following.
[12:09] Old Woman
"Meet me on the beach at night.
I want to get a good look at you."
[12:15] Old Woman
"Won't you please come see me?"
[12:20] Old Woman
The creature that came to meet the
girl waiting on the deserted beach
[12:27] Old Woman
was horrifying in appearance.
SIGN He Was a Fishman
[12:44] Old Woman
Since then, on hot summer nights,
[12:48] Old Woman
a horrifying fishman appears
to kidnap beautiful girls
[12:52] Old Woman
and drag them to the bottom of the sea.
[12:55] Mitsugu
Hot summers? When's the
last time he appeared?
[13:00] Old Woman
It was hot last year, as well.
[13:02] Old Woman
And the year before that,
and the year before that.
[13:05] Kaoru
That's every year.
[13:06] Old Woman
Indeed. He comes every year.
[13:08] Mitsugu
Didn't you say earlier that
he comes once every decade?
[13:11] Old Woman
I'm old. I'm not very good
with numbers anymore.
[13:14] Kanbara
Come on, you're not Daijiro Morohoshi.
[13:16] Horita
And this isn't a Hollywood
B-movie horror film.
[13:19] Maki
What are you talking about,
bunnies with bright red eyes?
[13:22] Maki
Creature from the Black Lagoon is a masterpiece.
[13:25] Maki
Its sequel Revenge of the Creature aside,
[13:28] Maki
the underwater scenes and creature
costume are incredible.
[13:32] Okata
She's doing it again.
[13:33] Kaoru
The fishmen in The Terror Beneath
the Sea were good, too.
[13:36] Maki
You can't discuss The Terror Beneath the Sea
[13:39] Maki
without mentioning blonde
tokusatsu actress Peggy Neal.
[13:42] Horita
We've gone from fishmen to blondes.
[13:44] Kanbara
Someone stop her.
[13:44] Okada
Just leave her be.
[13:45] Maki
Oh, Miss Peggy Neal.
[13:47] Maki
You were beautiful in
The X from Outer Space, as well.
[13:51] Maki
By the way, director Hajime Sato
[13:53] Maki
also produced the masterpiece
Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell.
[13:55] Chihiro
Body snatcher, huh?
[13:57] Chihiro
Then perhaps it wouldn't be so strange
if Nami were kidnapped by a fishman.
[14:02] Mitsugu
What do you mean?
[14:03] Chihiro
Think about it.
[14:05] Chihiro
We're already involved
with a vampire named Mai.
[14:09] Chihiro
This is fate.
[14:11] Chihiro
Perhaps these two non-human creatures
seek to meet each other.
[14:14] Chihiro
What is this if not fate?
[14:17] Mitsugu
That's ridiculous.
[14:18] Chihiro
Call it whatever you want.
[14:20] Chihiro
This story has been
ridiculous from the start.
[14:23] Jinko
Regardless of the reason,
we need to save Nami.
[14:26] Okata
She's got a foul mouth,
but she's still beautiful.
[14:29] Horita
And she's definitely a woman.
[14:31] Kanbara
We'll have to recapture her.
[14:34] Katsuno
It's the only thing to do.
[14:36] All
Yeah!
[14:43] Kaoru
Fishman, fishman, fishman!
[14:49] Maki
This 4K camera is impressive.
[14:52] Maki
The image remains smooth even
while using the digital zoom.
[14:54] Chihiro
Anyway, he still hasn't shown up.
[14:57] Kanbara
Maybe our bait isn't attractive enough.
[14:59] Okada
Fishmen love beautiful women.
[15:02] Horita
Which means a fishman wouldn't
kidnap another fishman.
[15:05] Chihiro
We'll have to use...
[15:07] Maki
Unfortunately, I'm obligated
to document this event.
[15:11] Horita
Nobody asked you.
[15:12] Katsuno
I doubt the fishman would get turned
on by Jinko in her school swimsuit.
[15:16] Chihiro
I may be beautiful,
but I'm not a young girl.
[15:19] Maki
In Hollywood movies, they like blondes.
[15:22] Chihiro
Which means...
[15:26] Mitsugu
No! Absolutely not Mai!
[15:29] Mai
Not a problem. No problemo.
[15:32] Mitsugu
Mai.
[15:33] Mai
This is for Nami.
[15:35] Mai
And besides, the fishman is half human.
[15:39] Mai
A vampire and a fishman.
[15:41] Mai
If we speak to each other
as humanoid minorities,
[15:44] Mai
I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
[15:46] Mitsugu
That doesn't make any sense.
[15:47] Chihiro
Well spoken. Come on, let's do
this before she changes her mind.
[15:52] All
Yeah!
[16:02] Kanbara
Good! So good!
[16:04] Okada
It's too much!
[16:05] Horita
My nose won't stop bleeding!
[16:06] Katsuno
Looks like I'm needed.
[16:09] Katsuno
I, Perseus Katsuno, shall protect Mai.
[16:13] Kaoru
Mai's Andromeda is captivating,
but her cosplay isn't revealing enough.
[16:17] Chihiro
We had to self-censor ourselves
due to rating issues.
[16:22] Mitsugu
How can you guys be this
laid-back during an emergency?
[16:26] Chihiro
He's coming.
[16:26] Mitsugu
What? He's already here?
[16:30] Kanbara
He came immediately.
[16:31] Okada
He's on his way.
[16:32] Horita
He came in the blink of an eye.
[16:35] Mitsugu
As expected, he couldn't
resist Mai's charms.
[16:38] Chihiro
Fishmen are so easy to read.
[16:41] Kaoru
This kind of stings.
[16:43] Mitsugu
Huh?
[16:50] Kanbara
It's not that he's not scary-looking.
[16:53] Horita
He just looks stupid, too.
[16:55] Kaoru
And creepy.
[16:56] Chihiro
Well, he certainly is half-man.
[16:59] Jinko
This is awful.
[17:00] Maki
Regardless, he's definitely a monster.
[17:03] Katsuno
Out of the way!
[17:05] Katsuno
I'll kill you, you fish bastard!
[17:21] Kaoru
I knew that would happen.
[17:23] Chihiro
It didn't work.
[17:30] Mitsugu
Mai is in danger!
[17:31] Kanbara
Wait. If the captain can't beat him,
there's no way an ordinary human can.
[17:35] Horita
We'll have to unleash Franken!
[17:37] Horita
But he's still charging!
[17:44] Kaoru
He's 80% charged.
[17:46] Mitsugu
This is an emergency.
[17:48] Mitsugu
Franken, activate!
[17:50] Mitsugu
Save Mai!
[17:51] Maki
If he's not fully charged,
he might start decomposing.
[17:55] Maki
And that would be a really rotten time.
[18:05] Franken
Mai!
[18:07] Sign
Franken 88
AV Plus/Hulk Mode
[18:09] Kanbara
Go, Franken!
[18:11] Okada
Kill him!
[18:12] Horita
Burn the whole world down!
[18:14] Maki
Nice. Frankenstein versus the giant fishman.
[18:18] Maki
I haven't shot action like this in a while!
[18:25] Red
Fishy VS Franken
[18:25] Right
Battle of the Southern Seas
[18:25] Left
What is the beautiful girl's fate!?
[18:25] Top
Two huge monsters clash!!
[18:26] Mitsugu
It was a magnificent battle.
[18:29] Mitsugu
Who would win? His obsession for the
beautiful girl, or the power of love?
[18:33] Mitsugu
Their battle was finally
approaching its conclusion.
[18:50] Mitsugu
Uh-oh. He ran out of batteries.
[18:53] Chihiro
We'll have to launch an all out attack.
[18:55] Chihiro
Get him, everyone!
[18:58] Maki
Good! That's it!
SIGN Self-censored
[19:10] Chihiro
Take this!
[19:17] Mitsugu
And thus, our deadly night ended.
[19:21] Old Woman
Fishy!
[19:27] Old Woman
Oh, Fishy.
[19:29] Mitsugu
Huh? What's wrong, ma'am?
[19:32] Old Woman
What's wrong?
[19:33] Old Woman
You're the ones who beat
up my precious Fishy!
[19:37] Chihiro
Ma'am, who was that girl who was kidnapped
by this fishman 500 years ago?
[19:46] Old Woman
It was me.
SIGN Censored
SIGN Censored
[20:01] Kanbara
But you said she was a beautiful girl.
[20:05] Okada
That she received countless
marriage proposals.
[20:07] Old Woman
I told you, I turned down those
countless marriage proposals
[20:10] Old Woman
and gave my heart and soul to Fishy!
[20:13] Katsuno
What is this old hag into?
[20:16] Kanbara
And how has she been alive for 500 years?
[20:19] Chihiro
They say consuming the flesh of
a merman grants you immortality.
[20:23] Chihiro
Instead of Yao Bikuni's 800 year old
priestess, she's an 800 year old hag.
SIGN Yao Bikuni
(800-year-old Priestess)
[20:26] All
Ah, I see.
[20:28] All
So that's how it is.
SIGN 800-year-old Hag
[20:30] Mitsugu
It's a cross-species romance!
[20:32] Jinko
Don't act like you did anything to help.
[20:35] Chihiro
But ma'am, why do you sacrifice
young girls to him?
[20:38] Old Woman
Lately, Fishy hasn't been showing
up, no matter how much I call him.
[20:43] Chihiro
Lately?
[20:45] Old Woman
Since about 480 years ago.
[20:49] Koaru
Makes sense to me.
[20:50] Jinko
Men are the worst.
[20:52] Mitsugu
Regardless, I'm glad Mai is all right.
[20:55] Maki
What are you talking about?
[20:56] Maki
Nami is still missing.
[20:58] Mitsugu
Oh, I forgot.
[21:00] Kaoru
Did he eat her?
[21:03] Old Woman
How dare you?!
[21:04] Old Woman
Fishy isn't a savage fishman!
[21:08] Jinko
Then where's Nami?
SIGN Self-censored
[21:13] Nami
Whew.
SIGN Self-censored
SIGN Self-censored
[21:16] Nami
Boy, that was tough.
[21:19] Nami
This guy's stomach stinks.
[21:22] Nami
I wonder if he's got gastroxynsis.
SIGN Self-censored
[21:25] Maki
Nami, you're alive.
[21:26] All
Naked! Naked! Naked!
[21:27] Nami
Yeah. I'm back.
[21:29] Chihiro
Truly a fisherman's daughter.
[21:32] Jinko
I can't believe she made it
back from a fishman's stomach.
[21:34] Kaoru
She's got guts.
SIGN Self-censored
[21:44] Mitsugu
Amidst a whirlpool of
emotion, our battle ended.
[21:50] Mitsugu
Having recovered thanks to his horrifying
vitality, the fishman returned to the sea.
[21:58] Mitsugu
Back to the world where he lived,
at the bottom of the ocean.
[22:02] Mitsugu
Back to his soul's homeland.
SIGN Fin
SIGN Episode 12 "Interview With Mai"
[23:45] Mitsugu
In order to minimize information leaks,
[23:49] Mitsugu
on the condition that even our blood
brothers and sisters would be excluded,
[23:53] Mitsugu
I agreed to help Maki make her movie.