VLAD LOVE

• Season 1
• E1 - Vampire Girl, Bloody Excited
• E2 - Night Flight on Love
• E3 - Sabbath Night Fever
• E4 - Salamander's Night
• E5 - Daddy Came
• E6 - Castle of Vania
• E7 - Day for Night
• E8 - Looong story...
• E9 - Bolt Style
• E10 - Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster
• E11 - A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery
• E12 - Interview With Mai

Season 1

E1 - Vampire Girl, Bloody Excited

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SIGN    Seijumonji High School
SIGN    Enter
    Here
SIGN    Enter
    Here
SIGN    The weight of love is 400 milliliters
[02:37] Mitsugu
    "The weight of love is 400 milliliters."
[02:41] Mitsugu
    "Yes, love can."
SIGN    YES LOVE CAN
[02:44] Mitsugu
    Imagine the blood flowing through my body
    is being injected into someone else's.
[02:50] Mitsugu
    Blood is love.
[02:51] Nurse A
    You're back again?
[02:54] Nurse B
    No matter how often you
    come, you still can't.
[02:58] Mitsugu
    No matter what?
[03:00] Nurse A
    No means no.
[03:02] Nurse A
    We've explained it to you countless times.
[03:04] Mitsugu
    Aw, come on. You don't have
    to sound like Otaka-san.
[03:07] Nurse A
    Otaka-san? Who's that?
[03:10] Mitsugu
    Tenth chairwoman of the former
    Japan Socialist Party
[03:12] Mitsugu
    and second leader of the
    Social Democratic Party.
[03:14] Mitsugu
    The first woman to serve as
    the Lower House Speaker.
[03:17] Mitsugu
    She's dead now, though.
[03:18] Nurse B
    For a high school girl,
    you know some strange facts.
[03:21] Mitsugu
    You can just draw it.
[03:23] Nurse B
    I'll give you this if you'll just leave.
[03:26] Sign
    Delicious
    Milk
[03:26] Nurse A
    We don't have time to waste on
    a pervert obsessed with blood.
[03:30] Nurse B
    Next person, please.
[03:33] Girl
    Blood. Blood...
[03:37] Nurse B
    Yes, yes. I'll draw it right now.
[03:39] Nurse B
    Have a seat over here.
[03:43] Mitsugu
    An old school beauty in this
    day and age? How unusual.
[03:46] Mitsugu
    Seems foreign, too.
[03:47] Nurse B
    Foreign? What do you mean by that?
[03:49] Mitsugu
    What's such a frail girl doing giving blood?
[03:56] Nurse B
    You get out of here.
[03:58] Nurse B
    I'm drawing some blood for test—
[03:59] Mitsugu
    Huh?
SIGN    Blood Donating Enthusiast
    Mitsugu Bamba
[04:32] Mitsugu
    I snatched her up in the heat of the moment.
[04:35] Mitsugu
    Should I take her to the hospital?
[04:38] Mitsugu
    She sure is a pretty girl.
[04:42] Mai
    Blood. I want blood.
[04:45] Mitsugu
    You're too weak to give blood.
[04:50] Mai
    Give blood? What does that mean?
[04:54] Mitsugu
    Huh? What does...?
[04:56] Mitsugu
    You didn't come here to give blood?
[04:58] Mai
    What are you talking about?
[05:00] Mai
    Why would I give blood?
[05:01] Mai
    I want to drink blood!
[05:15] Mitsugu
    C-Could it be?
[05:25] Mitsugu
    This is how Mai the vampire and I met.
[05:40] Mitsugu
    Want to try this?
[05:42] Mitsugu
    I've been holding onto it since I drew it
    two weeks ago, so it's coagulated a little.
[05:46] Mai
    Blood?
[05:54] Mitsugu
    She makes it look so good.
[05:56] Mai
    This isn't enough!
[05:58] Mai
    More. More blood.
[06:01] Mitsugu
    I don't have anymore.
[06:03] Mai
    No more?
[06:06] Mai
    Then I bid this world farewell.
[06:10] Mai
    Now that I think about it,
    I lived a short life.
[06:12] Mitsugu
    A short life?
[06:14] Mitsugu
    I thought vampires were immortal.
[06:19] Mai
    Thank you for the meal.
[06:21] Mai
    It was delicious.
[06:25] Mitsugu
    Hold on!
[06:27] Mitsugu
    Come on, bite me.
[06:29] Mitsugu
    Feel free to ignore safe limits and
    drink 400, or even 900 milliliters.
[06:32] Mai
    No. I mustn't do that.
[06:35] Mitsugu
    No? Aren't you a bloodsucking fiend?
[06:39] Mai
    I'm no fiend, but I do
    survive by drinking blood.
[06:42] Mitsugu
    Then go ahead and bite me.
[06:44] Mai
    I can't.
[06:45] Mitsugu
    You can't? Why not?
[06:47] Mai
    If I bite you, you'll not
    only become a vampire,
[06:51] Mai
    but also my servant.
[06:55] Mitsugu
    Servant?
[06:57] Mai
    I lack the dependability and disposition
    to make a human my servant.
[07:03] Mitsugu
    Is dependability really the right word?
[07:05] Mai
    Well, I should go.
[07:06] Mitsugu
    What? You're leaving already?
[07:09] Mitsugu
    Where's your home?
[07:24] Mitsugu
    Transylvania?
[07:26] Mai
    Yes. I am Mai Vlad Transylvania.
[07:30] Mai
    Embarrassingly, I am descended from
    the prestigious Transylvania clan.
[07:35] Mitsugu
    Mai Vlad Transylvania?
[07:38] Mitsugu
    You're a foreigner, after all.
[07:39] Mitsugu
    So, what's the descendant of that
    prestigious clan doing in Japan?
[07:43] Mai
    I don't get along with
    my father's 48th wife.
[07:51] (Flashback) Mai
    You bitch! A mother is obligated
    to feed her daughter!
[07:55] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Shut up, girl! I wouldn't feed
    you a single drop of blood.
[08:00] (Flashback) Stepmom
    In this clan, we hunt our own
    prey once we turn 10 years old.
[08:04] (Flashback) Mai
    Stupid slut!
[08:06] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Ugly goody two-shoes!
[08:07] Mai
    I was supposed to stay with relatives
    residing in Eastern Europe.
[08:14] Mai
    But by some mistake, the container
    I hid inside arrived in Tokyo.
[08:21] Mai
    I've been living in a small
    paper house ever since.
[08:26] Mai
    Since getting into that container, I haven't
    had a single drop of blood, so I...
[08:34] (Flashback) Mai
    I can't.
[08:36] (Flashback) Mai
    I can't do it!
[08:40] Mitsugu
    You can't? But you're a vampire.
[08:44] Mitsugu
    You can't survive without blood.
[08:46] Mitsugu
    Just bite someone.
[08:47] Mai
    But crickets, frogs, and water striders
    are happy because they're alive.
[08:53] Mai
    I couldn't possibly endanger a human life.
[08:58] Mitsugu
    Drink a little at a time.
[09:00] Mitsugu
    You know, neither kill nor let them live.
[09:03] Mai
    I mustn't.
[09:05] Mai
    I'd be ruining another person's life.
[09:08] Mai
    And if the person I bit
    turned out to be evil,
[09:11] Mai
    I'd be creating another wicked vampire.
[09:15] Mai
    You're really okay with me biting you?
[09:19] Mitsugu
    What?
[09:20] Mai
    You don't mind having to bite someone
[09:23] Mai
    every night and suck their blood to survive?
[09:28] Mitsugu
    I'd rather not do that.
[09:31] Mai
    How honest.
[09:34] Mai
    I have no money.
[09:37] Mai
    Unable to bear my hunger any longer,
    while wandering around town,
[09:41] Mai
    I smelled the delicious scent of
    blood coming from that vehicle.
[09:45] Mitsugu
    What an unbelievably timid vampire.
[09:47] Mitsugu
    And she's totally homeless.
[09:49] Mai
    But I should be able to
    survive for some time now.
[09:54] Mai
    Thank you.
[09:58] Mitsugu
    So cute. She's too cute.
[10:00] Mitsugu
    All right, I've decided.
[10:02] Mitsugu
    I'll protect this girl.
[10:04] Mitsugu
    Pops, I'll do it.
[10:06] Mitsugu
    Hey, why don't you take a shower?
[10:09] Mai
    A shower?
[10:11] Mitsugu
    I bet you haven't bathed in days.
[10:14] Mai
    Are you sure?
SIGN    Self-censored
[10:21] Mitsugu
    She's so bold.
[10:35] Mitsugu
    A beautiful girl wearing only a men's shirt.
[10:39] Mitsugu
    So sexy.
[10:40] Mai
    I'll be able to rest well tonight.
[10:44] Mai
    I got to drink delicious blood, too.
[10:46] Mai
    I can't thank you enough.
[10:50] Mitsugu
    Actually, I was thinking
    instead of just tonight,
[10:55] Mitsugu
    you could stay here forever.
[10:59] Mai
    What? Forever?
[11:01] Mitsugu
    My dad's a scholar. He's currently
    on a business trip overseas.
[11:06] Mitsugu
    We've got a spare room.
[11:08] Mitsugu
    I thought you could stay
    as long as you'd like.
[11:13] Mitsugu
    You don't have anywhere else to go, right?
[11:18] Mai
    So kind.
[11:20] Mitsugu
    To be perfectly honest...
[11:22] Mitsugu
    Well, it's not that big a revelation.
[11:24] Mitsugu
    Lucky for you, I'm a blood-obsessed
    blood donating enthusiast.
[11:28] Mitsugu
    I bet I'll be able to help you.
[11:31] Mai
    Such powerful words.
[11:33] Mai
    I can trust you.
[11:35] Mai
    But I may not be able to
    repay you in any way.
[11:39] Mitsugu
    "Wow!"
[11:41] Mitsugu
    I bet that's how a man
    would react to that pose.
[11:45] Mitsugu
    It's rather flirtatious,
    but it's certainly convincing.
[11:49] Mai
    Good night.
[11:51] Mitsugu
    What? You don't need to sleep in the closet.
[11:55] Mai
    I feel most at ease in cramped, dark spaces.
[11:59] Mai
    After all, I'm a vampire.
[12:02] Mitsugu
    Then, I'll be sleeping here.
[12:05] Mitsugu
    If you need anything...
[12:14] Mitsugu
    I thought vampires were nocturnal.
[12:17] Mitsugu
    She must be exhausted.
[12:40] Mitsugu
    Am I headed in a crazy direction?
[12:47] Mitsugu
    But starting tonight, Mai and I
    are sleeping under the same roof.
[12:53] Mitsugu
    I'm living a bloody and dangerous
    life with a young vampire girl.
[12:58] Mitsugu
    It's like some kind of anime!
[13:01] Mitsugu
    I'm glad I'm a blood donating
    enthusiast with a blood fetish.
[13:07] Mitsugu
    I'm so glad!
[13:11] Announce
    It is now time to leave school.
[13:14] Mitsugu
    Doctor, I'm back for more.
[13:14] Announce
    Students who have no business at school
    are to leave school grounds immediately.
[13:16] Chihiro
    You again?
[13:19] Announce
    Students who do have business at school
    are to leave immediately, as well.
SIGN    Seijuro High School Doctor
    Chihiro Chimatsuri
[13:20] Chihiro
    I'm only drawing your blood once a month.
[13:24] Chihiro
    It's only been two weeks since last time.
[13:24] Announce
    Please just go home.
[13:28] Chihiro
    Besides, the blood I draw from
    you can't be given to anyone.
[13:33] Chihiro
    I've explained it to you numerous
    times, but since it's important,
[13:37] Chihiro
    I'll explain it to you again.
    Listen closely.
[13:37] Sign
    School Infirmary
[13:42] Chihiro
    What is a blood type?
[13:45] Chihiro
    A technical explanation would bore
    you, and our time is limited,
[13:50] Chihiro
    so you can look up the details on Wikipedia.
[13:53] Chihiro
    Broadly speaking, the ABO blood
    group system beloved by the Japanese
[13:58] Chihiro
    is used in order to avoid hemolysis
    during a blood transfusion.
[14:03] Chihiro
    In extremely rare cases, a person's blood
    type can belong to multiple groups.
[14:09] Chihiro
    This is known as chimerism.
[14:12] Chihiro
    Naturally, chimera blood types can't be used
    in transfusions and therefore not collected.
[14:19] Chihiro
    And your blood type is chimeric.
[14:30] Chihiro
    I'm talking about you!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[14:33] Mitsugu
    Corporal punishment. Power harassment.
[14:36] Chihiro
    How dare you nap when I'm considerately
    explaining your situation to you?!
[14:40] Mitsugu
    But you've told me so often,
    I'm sick of hearing it.
[14:44] Chihiro
    In any case, once a month.
[14:47] Chihiro
    Not more than that.
[14:49] Mitsugu
    I'll be fine. I'll eat plenty of spinach.
[14:52] Mitsugu
    I'll eat liver and prunes until I puke.
[14:55] Mitsugu
    Could you draw about a whole liter at once?
[14:58] Chihiro
    You idiot. That would kill you.
[14:59] Mitsugu
    I don't care. Please, doctor.
[15:04] Chihiro
    Is it a boy?
[15:05] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[15:05] Chihiro
    Looks like I'm right.
[15:07] Mitsugu
    No, it's not like that.
[15:10] Chihiro
    I'm the kind of man who
    wants to play Fallout 4
[15:14] Chihiro
    on the PlayStation and eat
    extra large beef bowls.
[15:18] Chihiro
    I'm an expensive man to keep around.
[15:21] Chihiro
    That's what you're up to, isn't it?
[15:23] Chihiro
    Selling blood is a crime.
[15:25] Mitsugu
    No. I'd never do anything so obscene.
[15:28] Mitsugu
    Besides, she—
[15:30] Chihiro
    She?
[15:32] Chihiro
    Fill me in on the details.
[15:35] Chihiro
    Depending on the circumstances, I might
    be willing to draw a liter or two.
[15:40] Mitsugu
    Well, actually...
[15:43] Chihiro
    I see. A wandering vampire girl.
[15:47] Mitsugu
    Not just a girl. A beautiful girl.
[15:49] Chihiro
    You're not making this up, are you?
[15:52] Mitsugu
    It's true. It's all true.
[15:55] Mitsugu
    To prove it...
[15:56] Mai
    Nice to meet you. I'm Mai.
[15:59] Chihiro
    When did she get here?
[16:01] Mitsugu
    She is a vampire.
[16:04] Chihiro
    I shall medically determine if this girl is
    a vampire or a human with a screw loose.
[16:10] Chihiro
    Her heart is beating, so she's not a corpse.
[16:14] Chihiro
    Her blood pressure is a bit low,
    but her levels are normal.
[16:18] Chihiro
    She doesn't have fangs,
    much less a single cavity.
[16:20] Chihiro
    She's in such perfect health,
    dentists hate her.
[16:22] Chihiro
    How is this a vampire?
[16:35] Chihiro
    Very well. I'll acknowledge that
    she isn't an ordinary human.
[16:40] Mai
    I'm hungry.
[16:41] Mitsugu
    Please help me.
[16:43] Mitsugu
    If we can't use mine,
    then lend me your blood—
[16:46] Chihiro
    I refuse.
[16:48] Mitsugu
    Doctor, don't you have a conscience?
[16:51] Chihiro
    No. Nor do I have any morals.
[16:54] Mitsugu
    There's a human dying over here!
[16:56] Chihiro
    She's not human.
[16:59] Mitsugu
    Mai is the first girl to receive my blood.
[17:06] Chihiro
    Then protect your first.
[17:09] Chihiro
    Anyway, I don't have any more time for you.
[17:14] Mitsugu
    Doctor, you said you only collect
    rare blood types, right?
[17:21] Chihiro
    Indeed.
[17:22] Chihiro
    Gathering and researching the world's
    rarest blood types is my life's work.
[17:30] Mitsugu
    We can discuss that at a later date.
[17:33] Mitsugu
    You'll draw my blood, won't you?
[17:48] Mai
    Delicious.
[17:49] Mai
    I want more. More.
[17:52] Mitsugu
    Sorry. Doctor Chihiro would
    only draw this much.
[17:56] Mitsugu
    But I'll have her draw more tomorrow.
[17:58] Mai
    Promise?
[18:00] Mitsugu
    I promise. I'd do anything for you, Mai.
[18:08] Mai
    Call me Mai.
[18:13] Mitsugu
    Mai.
[18:16] Mai
    Blood. I want blood.
[18:20] Mai
    I want more.
[18:22] Mai
    I want more blood!
[18:28] Announce
    Blood donating enthusiast Mitsugu Bambam-san,
    please report to the infirmary immediately.
SIGN    Scoff Guffaw Sneer
SIGN    Contempt
[18:38] Mitsugu
    Chihiro!
[18:40] Chihiro
    You're here.
[18:42] Mitsugu
    What was up with that announcement?
[18:44] Chihiro
    What about it?
[18:46] Mitsugu
    Not only did you expose my
    blood donating enthusiasm
[18:48] Mitsugu
    to the entire student body using
    the school broadcast system...
[18:51] Chihiro
    Everybody knows that. What else?
[18:55] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Mitsugu Bambam!
[18:57] Sign
    Mitsugu
    Bamba
[18:59] Mitsugu
    It's Mitsugu Bamba!
[18:59] Sign
    Mitsugu
    Bamba
[19:01] Chihiro
    What kind of fool gets upset
    over one wrong letter?
[19:06] Chihiro
    Do you have any idea how much suffering my
    ominous name has caused me since my youth?
SIGN    Chihiro Chimatsuri
[19:11] Mitsugu
    Chihiro Chimatsuri is your real name?
[19:14] Chihiro
    Why would a mere public health doctor
    like myself use a pseudonym?
[19:17] Mitsugu
    But I've kept my enthusiasm for
    giving blood a secret until now.
[19:26] Chihiro
    I told you,
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[19:28] Chihiro
    everybody knows already!
[19:31] Mitsugu
    Corporal punishment. Power harassment.
[19:34] Chihiro
    Morals is a word not found in my dictionary.
[19:38] Chihiro
    I called you here to discuss
    yesterday's vampire girl.
[19:45] Mitsugu
    What about Mai?
[19:47] Chihiro
    Fostering that malnourished
    girl won't be easy.
[19:53] Chihiro
    No matter how hard you try,
    you'll just end up a desiccated husk.
[20:00] Mitsugu
    That's why I was hoping that as a
    blood-obsessed doctor, you'd give me a hand.
[20:05] Chihiro
    I don't mind helping you,
    but helping you too much will kill me,
[20:11] Chihiro
    and I'm certainly not interested
    in doing it for cheap.
[20:14] Mitsugu
    The logic of one who's arrogant,
    if nothing else—
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[20:18] Chihiro
    I know exactly what you're thinking!
[20:22] Chihiro
    Anyway, I have a suggestion.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Artistically Necessary
[20:24] Chihiro
    Start a Blood Donation Club.
[20:27] Mitsugu
    A Blood Donation Club?
[20:29] Mitsugu
    You mean give blood as a club activity?
SIGN    Artistically
    Necessary
[20:31] Chihiro
    If you openly draw blood at school,
[20:33] Chihiro
    you'll be able to satisfy the
    demands of a vampire or two,
[20:37] Chihiro
    and I can examine the blood for
    any rare blood types to collect.
[20:45] Chihiro
    It's a true two-birds-with-one-stone
    double-the-fun win-win relationship.
[20:50] Top
    Maneuver
    Excessively Descriptive Platform
[20:52] Chihiro
    The sand on a beach may be finite,
[20:54] Chihiro
    but the number of blood donating
    enthusiasts is infinite.
[20:58] Chihiro
    You're not the only pervert who
    loves to give blood at this school.
[21:06] Mitsugu
    Students of Seijumonji High School!
[21:06] Sign
    Blood
    Donation
    Club
[21:09] Mitsugu
    Why not donate your young blood to society?
[21:15] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club needs
    your love, courage, and blood!
[21:21] Mitsugu
    Join the Blood Donation Club and
    enjoy an adolescence of blood love!
[21:25] Chihiro
    You won't attract anyone by advertising
    yourself as a blood donation clinic.
[21:31] Mitsugu
    Should I do blood donation exercises?
[21:33] Chihiro
    You need to appeal directly
    to the students' desires.
[21:38] Chihiro
    Don't you care what happens
    to that vampire girl?
[21:41] Chihiro
    Can you afford to be picky?
[21:45] Mitsugu
    Our advisor is the infirmary's
    dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
[21:50] Mitsugu
    Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
[21:53] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club has Korean
    hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
[22:01] Mitsugu
    And that's how I became the blood collector
[22:06] Mitsugu
    who'd do anything for a slightly
    unusual girl named Mai.
SIGN    Episode 2 "Night Flight on Love"
[23:45] Chihiro
    This school is full of perverts who
    can't stay calm when they see blood.
[23:50] Mitsugu
    It's already quite late.
[23:52] Mitsugu
    Don't you think this is a bit much?
[23:54] Mai
    Let's have another great night!

E2 - Night Flight on Love

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[01:42] Chihiro
    "Autumn breeze,
[01:44] Chihiro
    at whose grave does my index finger point?"
SIGN    Shuji Terayama
[01:53] Chihiro
    References should always be made clear.
[01:57] Chihiro
    So, anyway...
[01:59] Student A
    Doctor!
[01:59] Student B
    Blood!
[02:00] Student C
    Draw my blood!
[02:01] Student D
    I'm first!
[02:03] Student E
    Don't be ridiculous! I'm first!
[02:04] Mitsugu
    Okay, okay.
[02:05] Mitsugu
    Line up in order, starting
    with ticket number 32.
[02:08] Student A
    I'm 32!
[02:09] Student B
    I'm 32!
[02:11] Student C
    I'm 32, too!
[02:12] Mitsugu
    No cutting in line.
[02:14] Mitsugu
    Doctor, I need you to work tonight.
[02:17] Chihiro
    I shouldn't have agreed to do this.
[02:19] Chihiro
    I'm going to work myself to death.
[02:22] (Flashback) Chihiro
    You need to appeal directly
    to the students' desires.
[02:27] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Our advisor is the infirmary's
    dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
[02:27] ---
    Blood Donation Club
[02:31] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
[02:34] (Flashback) All
    What?!
[02:35] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club has Korean
    hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
[02:38] (Flashback) Mitsugu
    Couples that form will receive
    an annual pass to Mousenyland!
[02:43] Chihiro
    Not only that, but it's all boys.
[02:46] Chihiro
    Where are the girls?
[02:48] Mitsugu
    The collective excitement a group of
    girls feels is usually only temporary.
[02:55] Shirt
    Chuck Flap
[02:56] Katsuno
    Out of the way, herbivores!
[03:00] Katsuno
    Doctor Chihiro!
SIGN    Karate Club Captain Masumi Katsuno
[03:03] Katsuno
    I, Karate club captain Masumi Katsuno,
[03:06] Katsuno
    have come to offer up my copious
    and thick blood drawn.
[03:11] All
    Osu!
[03:13] Katsuno
    Our karate club does not use
    empty words like "osu!"
[03:20] Kanbaru
    Usu.
[03:21] Katsuno
    Nor do we use "usu!"
[03:22] Katsuno
    Stop wasting your blood!
[03:24] Mitsugu
    Yikes. These guys are blood
    donating enthusiasts, too?
[03:30] Chihiro
    That's enough. No need to keep beating him.
[03:33] Chihiro
    This school is full of perverts who
    can't stay calm when they see blood.
[03:40] Katsuno
    Blood. Blood!
[03:49] Katsuno
    Excellent.
[03:50] Katsuno
    This is it. Nothing beats this.
[03:53] Chihiro
    That's one patient done. Next.
[03:55] Katsuno
    What? What about my hospitable care?
[03:59] Mitsugu
    You'll get it once you
    accumulate 100 points.
[04:01] Mitsugu
    Here's your point card.
[04:02] Left
    Blood Donation Point Card
[04:03] Mitsugu
    You get one point for every 400cc drawn.
[04:06] Mitsugu
    Your card expires after six months.
[04:08] Katsuno
    I've been tricked!
[04:11] Chihiro
    Come on, next patient.
[04:12] All
    Osu!
[04:13] Katsuno
    Don't speak that word again!
[04:16] Mitsugu
    Hey, cut that out.
[04:19] Chihiro
    Growing boys are full of
    all manner of things.
[04:23] Chihiro
    It's nothing unusual.
[04:24] Mitsugu
    Really?
[04:26] Mitsugu
    Wait, why should we accept this?
[04:28] Mitsugu
    Get out of here. We're done for tonight!
[04:31] Nami
    Hold it right there.
[04:38] Nami
    Aren't you guys familiar with
    the phrase "ladies first"?
SIGN    Dance Club Captain
SIGN    Nami Unten
SIGN    Cinema Club Captain
    Maki Watabe
[04:41] Maki
    That's right. Our blood takes priority
    over your greasy fatty blood.
SIGN    Cosplay Club Captain
    Kaoru Konno
[04:47] Kaoru
    That's right, blood.
[04:49] Kaoru
    In Heaven's place, I offer
    you my angel blood.
[04:52] Mitsugu
    Thank you.
[04:54] Mitsugu
    I promise your good intentions
    won't go to waste.
[04:57] Mitsugu
    Yeah, right.
[04:58] Mitsugu
    I know these girls are secretly blood
    donating enthusiasts and perverts, too.
[05:04] Katsuno
    Whose blood are you calling fatty?
[05:07] Okada
    Your cholesterol is high,
    and your Gamma-GTP is over 200.
[05:12] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:13] Hotta
    Your average blood pressure is over 250,
    and your urine protein content is 2+.
[05:17] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:19] Kanbaru
    You're at risk for prostatic hypertrophy,
    and your risk of hair loss is over 80%.
[05:24] Katsuno
    No, it's not!
[05:26] Chihiro
    How long are you going to keep doing that?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[05:31] Mitsugu
    Anyway, we've been dealing with a lot.
[05:34] Mitsugu
    Before we draw your blood,
    you'll need to join the club.
[05:39] Nami
    What? Join what club?
[05:43] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club.
[05:44] Kaoru
    No one told us about that.
[05:47] Mitsugu
    Well, actually—
[05:49] Maki
    You won't drawn our blood
    unless we join your club?
[05:52] Mitsugu
    It's not complicated.
[05:54] Mitsugu
    There's no initiation fee, and you don't
    need to present your family register.
[05:57] Mitsugu
    And if you've forgotten your family seal,
    you can sign your application with blood.
[06:00] Maki
    That's not the problem.
[06:02] Nami
    I'm busy.
[06:03] Maki
    I've got club members to look after.
[06:05] Kaoru
    I don't think I can handle
    two clubs at once.
[06:08] Mitsugu
    It's just a formality.
[06:10] Mitsugu
    Doctor Chihiro and I will handle
    all the actual drawing of blood.
[06:14] Mitsugu
    All you need to do is periodically
    have yours drawn.
[06:16] Mitsugu
    I promise it won't be any trouble at all.
[06:18] Maki
    This is starting to sound fishy.
[06:21] Nami
    I smell an MLM or a rat.
[06:24] Kaoru
    You're running a crooked business.
[06:26] Mitsugu
    Please, I'm begging you,
    I'd be eternally grateful.
[06:28] Mitsugu
    We can't draw blood at school unless
    we gather enough club members.
[06:32] Nami
    That's none of our concern.
[06:35] Maki
    I'll give my blood, but I'm not
    interested in any blood ties.
[06:38] Kaoru
    But I do want your milk.
[06:40] Mitsugu
    Don't you care about anything
    besides your own pleasure?
[06:43] Nami
    Nope.
[06:45] Mitsugu
    Egoists! Selfish! Hedonists!
[06:49] Maki
    Are you different?
[06:51] Jinko
    That's enough!
[07:02] Jinko
    I knew you were behind this foolishness.
SIGN    Discipline Committee Chairman
    Jinko Sumida
[07:06] Mitsugu
    Crap. My greatest enemy, Jinko-chan.
[07:08] Jinko
    Who are you calling your enemy?
[07:11] Mitsugu
    I didn't say that.
[07:14] Mitsugu
    But how dare you call this foolishness?
[07:17] Mitsugu
    The Blood Donation Club is performing this
    volunteer work to help the world and its people.
[07:23] Jinko
    When was a Blood Donation Club formed?
[07:25] Mitsugu
    I'm working right now to
    form a Blood Donation—
[07:29] Jinko
    School Regulation Article 23!
SIGN    School Regulation Article 23
[07:31] Jinko
    Aggressive club recruitment that ignores or
    violates an individual's will is prohibited.
[07:37] Jinko
    You know that, don't you?
[07:38] Mitsugu
    I had no idea.
[07:40] Chihiro
    Aggressive? What have you been up to?
[07:43] Mitsugu
    I've just been talking
    to all the girls I can.
[07:47] Chihiro
    All of them? You mean the cute girls?
[07:50] Mitsugu
    Well, yeah.
[07:52] Mitsugu
    I can't let Mai drink any ugly blood.
[07:55] Chihiro
    But you didn't talk to Jinko?
[07:59] Chihiro
    You screwed up this time, Mitsugu Bambam.
[08:02] Mitsugu
    It's Bamba.
[08:03] Jinko
    What are you two arguing about?
[08:05] Jinko
    I order you to disperse immediately.
[08:07] Jinko
    And doctor, I expect better from you.
[08:11] Chihiro
    Now, now. What's the problem?
[08:13] Chihiro
    It's in the spirit of one
    for all and all for one.
[08:19] Chihiro
    Why don't you have your blood drawn, too?
[08:22] Chihiro
    It'll make you feel better.
[08:29] Jinko
    No, thank you.
[08:33] Mitsugu
    Could it be that Jinko is secretly a
    blood donating enthusiast, too?
[08:52] Left
    Nami Unten
[08:52] Right
    Maki Watabe
[08:55] Chihiro
    Despite what they said,
    everyone had their blood drawn.
[09:01] Mitsugu
    No one can resist having their blood drawn.
[09:05] Chihiro
    Anyway, shouldn't this be enough to
    keep her from starving for a while?
[09:09] Mitsugu
    No. Only these three are usable.
[09:14] Chihiro
    That's just those three girls' blood.
[09:18] Mitsugu
    If Mai drinks those filthy boys' blood...
[09:22] Mitsugu
    She'll become hairy.
[09:25] Mitsugu
    And greasy.
[09:27] Mitsugu
    Her feet will stink.
[09:29] Mitsugu
    She'll start grinding her teeth.
[09:32] Mitsugu
    And grow a third eye on her forehead.
[09:36] Mitsugu
    I wouldn't be able to stand that!
[09:38] Chihiro
    I understand how you feel,
    but blood is blood.
[09:42] Mitsugu
    It's an emotional matter.
[09:44] Chihiro
    But girls are okay?
[09:46] Mitsugu
    Better than horny males.
[09:49] Chihiro
    I see. Then all the rest
    of the blood is mine?
[09:54] Mitsugu
    You're welcome to it.
[09:56] Mitsugu
    Dump it down the drain for all I care.
[09:58] Chihiro
    I'd never do anything so wasteful.
[10:01] Chihiro
    After all the hazardously
    hard work I put in,
[10:04] Chihiro
    I'll make sure to put it to
    good use in my research.
[10:09] Chihiro
    Anyway, we sure did get a lot of type A.
[10:13] Mitsugu
    Maybe that's why people think Japanese
    people are so serious and businesslike.
[10:17] Chihiro
    That's just popular belief.
[10:19] Chihiro
    There's no scientific basis for
    blood type-based personalities.
[10:22] Mitsugu
    No way. People say it all the time.
[10:27] Mitsugu
    Type As are serious.
SIGN    Former Wehrmacht Commander Erich von Manstein
[10:28] Mansetin
    Prussian field marshals do not mutiny.
SIGN    Andy Warhol
[10:31] Mitsugu
    Type B's are eccentric.
[10:33] Warhol
    In the future, everyone will be
    world-famous for 15 minutes.
[10:39] Mitsugu
    Type O's are cavalier and bold.
SIGN    Movie Director
    Kenji Miya
[10:41] Miyazaki
    Only savages make movies.
SIGN    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
[10:44] Mitsugu
    And type AB's...
[10:46] Chihiro
    Are two-faced?
[10:48] Mitsugu
    Yeah, that.
[10:52] Chihiro
    Only Japanese people fuss over blood
    type-based fortune telling and compatibility.
[10:58] Mitsugu
    What? Seriously?
[11:00] Mitsugu
    Then no matter what blood type Mai drinks,
[11:02] Mitsugu
    there's no risk of it having
    strange effects on her?
[11:05] Chihiro
    Let me ask you this.
[11:07] Chihiro
    Did that vampire girl change in anyway after
    drinking your rare chimera type blood?
[11:14] Mitsugu
    She seemed very happy.
[11:16] Mitsugu
    She squealed with joy.
[11:18] Chihiro
    Idiot! Everyone becomes happy
    when their hunger is sated!
[11:23] Mitsugu
    By the way, what's your blood type, doctor?
[11:26] Chihiro
    That's a state secret.
[11:28] Chihiro
    Do you still want to know?
[11:32] Mitsugu
    No, I'm good.
[11:34] Mitsugu
    Regardless of her blood type, I can't
    give Mai this dangerous woman's blood.
[11:40] Mitsugu
    I doubt she'd give me hers, anyway.
[11:42] Mitsugu
    But I can't have Mai turning into a
    pervert because of the doctor's blood.
[11:46] Chihiro
    I know exactly what you're thinking!
[12:03] Mitsugu
    Well? Did you like it?
[12:06] Mai
    Yes. I feel rejuvenated.
[12:09] Mitsugu
    W-W-Wait, Mai.
[12:11] Mai
    Huh?
[12:12] Mitsugu
    Chihiro said...
[12:15] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Whatever you do, don't mix the
    blood types you feed her.
[12:19] (Flashback) Chihiro
    If you mix blood of different types...
[12:28] Chihiro
    It could cause coagulation or hemolysis.
SIGN    Coagulation
SIGN    Hemolysis
[12:31] Chihiro
    Eventually the blood itself
    will become a mess.
SIGN    This image is fictional and differs
    from scientific fact.
[12:39] Chihiro
    That's common sense for a blood fanatic.
[12:43] Mitsugu
    That's what she said.
[12:45] Mitsugu
    Is it okay if they mix inside her stomach?
[12:49] Mitsugu
    Mai, why don't you wait before the next—
[13:02] Mai
    Delicious. I feel refreshed.
[13:06] Mai
    Whatever will be will be... or won't.
[13:09] Mai
    Which is it again?
[13:10] Mitsugu
    A cavalier and pragmatic type O?
[13:14] Mai
    There's no point in me being alive.
[13:18] Mai
    No, I'm not a spineless vampire.
[13:22] Mitsugu
    A complicated and two-faced type AB?
[13:26] Mitsugu
    This is bad. It really is affecting her.
[13:31] Mitsugu
    Her personality is changing according
    to the order of the blood she drank.
[13:38] Sign
    Kaoru Konno
[13:41] Mai
    More blood.
[13:45] Mitsugu
    It's already quite late.
[13:47] Mitsugu
    Don't you think this is a bit much?
[13:49] Mai
    Oh, please. You're so mean.
[13:52] Mai
    I want it now.
[13:55] Mai
    I want that now.
[13:59] Mitsugu
    You really can't wait?
[14:03] Mai
    No.
SIGN    "Bloody SOS"
SIGN    Lyrics by: Yumi Kojima
    Song by: Kenji Kawai
[14:12] Mai
    Let's have another great night!
[14:16] Mitsugu
    What?
[14:17] Mai
    The night is anxious,
    your sleepiness will go flying.
[14:23] Mitsugu
    I knew this was coming!
[14:24] Mai
    Blood vessels flow so
    smoothly, not enough blood.
[14:25] Mitsugu
    She turned into a party animal type B.
[14:28] Mitsugu
    Chihiro lied to me.
    It's totally affecting her.
[14:32] Mai
    SOS I give myself to you.
[14:35] Mai
    SOS See how it flows.
[14:39] Mai
    SOS I pour out for you,
    light the fire of temp...tation...
[14:47] Mitsugu
    Huh? Is something wrong?
[14:49] Mitsugu
    Mai!
[14:51] Mai
    No, it's nothing.
[14:54] Mitsugu
    This isn't anything.
[14:57] Mai
    I want more.
[14:58] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[14:59] Mai
    I want more blood.
[15:01] Mitsugu
    What?
[15:01] Mai
    Perhaps it's because I moved
    so much, but I'm hungry again.
[15:05] Mai
    Is there anymore blood?
[15:19] Mitsugu
    Once I thaw this, there won't be any left.
[15:28] Mitsugu
    H-H-Hot!
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Mai, it's a little hot,
    but I had some backup—
[15:44] Mitsugu
    What are you drinking?
[15:48] Mitsugu
    Beelzebub.
[15:51] Mitsugu
    Excavated in Iraq in 1982.
[15:55] Mitsugu
    Estimated 2000 BC.
SIGN    Do Not Drink
SIGN    Dramatic Recreation
[16:10] Mitsugu
    What?!
[16:13] Mitsugu
    Mai?
[16:15] Mitsugu
    Buzz? Why are you buzzing?
[16:30] Mitsugu
    Mai...
[16:32] Mai
    Hey! Why have you been hiding this
    delicious blood from me until now?
[16:37] Mitsugu
    Well, actually—
[16:39] Mai
    It's delicious.
[16:40] Mai
    I've never tasted anything
[16:42] Mai
    so incredible.
[16:46] Mitsugu
    Mai, let's calm down for
    the night and go to sleep.
[16:50] Mai
    Shut up!
[16:51] Mai
    Stay out of my way!
[16:53] Mai
    I'm going for a walk!
[16:59] Mitsugu
    Mai, don't do that!
[17:08] Mitsugu
    Mommy!
[17:11] Mai
    Here we go!
[17:18] Mai
    Well? Does that feel good?
[17:20] Mitsugu
    It feels so good, I'm going to be sick.
[17:23] Mitsugu
    But doing this kind of puts me at ease.
[17:27] Mitsugu
    What is this feeling?
[17:29] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[17:32] Mai
    I'll make you feel even better.
[17:41] Mai
    I feel sick!
[17:46] Mitsugu
    Mommy!
[18:01] Chihiro
    Maybe I'll skip playing Fallout 4
    tonight and go to bed early.
[18:17] Mitsugu
    Ow...
[18:19] Mitsugu
    I'll use this flashlight
    I have for some reason.
[18:22] Mitsugu
    Where am I?
[18:26] Mitsugu
    Mai.
[18:28] Mitsugu
    Good. She's all right, too.
[18:31] Mitsugu
    That buzzing must've worn off.
[18:43] Mitsugu
    Mai. Mai.
[18:47] Mai
    Oh? Where are we?
[18:50] Mitsugu
    Mai, don't move a millimeter.
[18:53] Mitsugu
    Don't look, don't listen, don't smell.
[18:55] Mai
    What?
[18:56] Mitsugu
    No matter what you think you
    see, it's just a big dog, okay?
[19:00] Mai
    A doggy? Where?
[19:02] Mai
    He's so cute.
[19:05] Mai
    You're so furry.
[19:07] Mai
    So wonderfully wild, too.
[19:09] Mai
    Huh? Oh, please.
[19:11] Mai
    You think I'm cute? You lady killer.
[19:15] Mitsugu
    Mai, you idiot, don't—
[19:18] Mai
    What? You want to go on a walk
    because it's a full moon?
[19:22] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[19:23] Mai
    Then let's all go on a walk on
    this moonlit night together.
[19:28] Mitsugu
    The buzzing hasn't worn off yet.
[19:39] Mai
    Go!
[19:50] Mai
    Come with me, gorilla!
[19:52] Mai
    And you, hippo!
[19:53] Mai
    And you, with the marvelous horn!
[19:57] Mai
    Let's go!
[20:22] Top Left
    Chimidoro Sports
[20:22] Right
    High
    Alert
[20:22] Middle
    Nighttime Disturbance in Chimidoro
[20:22] Left
    Filming for a movie?
[20:25] Top
    Chimidoro
    Newspaper
[20:25] Top
    Chimidoro on High Alert!
[20:25] Bottom
    "Horde of Animals Escapes
    from Zoo at Night"
[20:39] Mitsugu
    The commotion lasted until morning.
[20:42] Mitsugu
    As the effects of that suspicious demon's
    blood wore off, things quieted down.
[20:47] Mitsugu
    This disturbance made two things clear.
[20:51] Mitsugu
    First, Mai is absolutely affected by the
    blood she drinks, which changes her personality.
[20:57] Mitsugu
    Second, it's impossible
    to predict what superpower
[21:01] Mitsugu
    Mai will exhibit,
    depending on her excitement level.
[21:07] Mitsugu
    Living with Mai might be even
    crazier than I imagined.
[21:14] Mitsugu
    Either way, I'm past the point of no return.
[21:19] Mitsugu
    I don't have a choice anymore.
[21:22] Mitsugu
    But if Mai's personality changes
    according to the blood she drinks,
[21:27] Mitsugu
    it may be possible to turn her
    exactly into my type of girl.
[21:35] Mitsugu
    My type of girl? What am I talking about?
[21:40] Mitsugu
    Well, whatever.
[21:42] Mitsugu
    Mai is cuter than anyone else,
[21:45] Mitsugu
    and cuteness should be
    prioritized over all else.
[21:49] Mitsugu
    Living with a vampire is
    an uncommon experience.
[21:54] Mitsugu
    By the way, what's Mai doing now?
[22:03] Mitsugu
    She's actually still with the animals.
SIGN    Episode 3 "Sabbath Night Fever"
[23:45] Mai
    I'm very impressed.
[23:48] Mai
    It's rare that someone can suck a human's
    blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
[23:53] Mitsugu
    You ate all the gyoza?
[23:56] Mitsugu
    At least put sauce on them!

E3 - Sabbath Night Fever

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[01:40] Girl
    Stay away!
[01:42] Girl
    No!
[02:03] Girl
    No!
[02:28] Mai
    That was incredibly entertaining.
[02:31] Mitsugu
    Really?
[02:32] Poster
    Goke,
    Body
    Snatcher
    from
    Hell
[02:33] Mitsugu
    I thought this might be to your liking.
[02:36] Mai
    Yes. I was very impressed.
[02:39] Mai
    I admire someone who can suck a human's
    blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
[02:45] Mai
    He's a model vampire.
[02:47] Mitsugu
    I guess so.
[02:49] Maki
    What's this?
[02:50] Mitsugu
    Crap. An annoying one found us.
[02:53] Maki
    What are you doing watching a movie?
[02:55] Mitsugu
    Well, well, well. If it isn't
    Cinema Club Captain Maki Watabe.
[03:01] Maki
    Such expository dialogue simply won't do.
[03:05] Maki
    The scriptwriter really
    cheaped out this time.
[03:14] Maki
    Who's this girl? Who is she to you?
[03:17] Mitsugu
    Hey, wait.
[03:19] Maki
    Very nice.
[03:20] Maki
    You're used to being in front of a camera.
[03:22] Maki
    By the way, this is 4K.
[03:24] Mitsugu
    Skip the exposition!
[03:26] Maki
    Is she your friend?
[03:28] Mitsugu
    Well, actually...
[03:30] Maki
    What's a pretty girl like her doing
    watching a movie with someone like you?
[03:34] Mitsugu
    Someone like me? What does that mean?
[03:36] Maki
    I don't know who you are
    or where you're from,
[03:39] Maki
    but hanging out with this
    fujoshi is a waste of time.
[03:42] Maki
    A worthless, trashy,
[03:44] Maki
    and mediocre triple-feature of
    rubbish that lasts all night long.
[03:47] Maki
    I wouldn't do it if I were you.
[03:49] Mai
    Rubbish?
[03:51] Maki
    If not rubbish, then trash. Water flea.
[03:55] Maki
    An arthropod of subphylum crustacea,
    class branchiopoda, order cladocera.
[03:59] Mitsugu
    I'm a girl belonging to phylum chordata,
[04:02] Mitsugu
    class mammalia, order primates,
    family hominidae!
[04:07] Maki
    But you're a blood donating
    enthusiast and a pervert.
[04:09] Mitsugu
    You're one to talk!
[04:10] Maki
    So, who is she?
[04:12] Mitsugu
    She's a distant relative.
[04:14] Maki
    A relative?
[04:15] Mitsugu
    Yes, a very, very distant relative.
[04:18] Maki
    She looks nothing like you.
[04:19] Mitsugu
    She's my paternal cousin's brother-in-law's
    second wife's child from a previous relationship.
[04:24] Maki
    I suppose I can go along with that.
[04:26] Mitsugu
    Crap. If Mai's true identity is discovered,
[04:29] Mitsugu
    it could interfere with our
    blood donating activities.
[04:31] Maki
    You're really related?
[04:33] Mai
    I'm not sure exactly what's going on,
    but we're connected by blood.
[04:38] Mai
    Anyway, I'm so hungry.
[04:41] Mitsugu
    I need to get her home
    quickly and feed her blood.
[04:43] Maki
    Then why don't the three of us go out
    for a luxurious dinner together?
[04:46] Mitsugu
    What?
[04:47] Maki
    I know a nice place. I always stop there
    on the way back from the theater.
SIGN    Gyoza General
[04:51] Mitsugu
    What? But, uh—
[04:52] Mai
    I'm hungry...
[04:54] Maki
    Then, it's decided. Let's go!
[04:56] Mitsugu
    No, wait. We—
[04:57] Mitsugu
    Wait, Maki!
[04:58] Maki
    Come on, follow me.
SIGN    Handley Page Victor (B.1/B.2)
    A strategic bomber used by the Royal Air Force (RAF) during the Cold War.
    Developed by Handley Page Limited in accordance with Ministry of Aviation specification B36/46 under the name HP.80.
    The crescent wings designed to reduce resistance during high-speed flight and T-shaped tail with dihedral angle give it a distinctive appearance.
    Prototype WB771's first flight took place on December 24th, 1952.
    Model entered service in April 1958.
    
    
    By 1961, 50 of the initial mass production type Victor B.1, including 24 of the improved model (B.1A), had been produced.
     Equipped with four Armstrong Siddeley Sapphire A.S.Sa turbojet engines.
     Armed with Blue Danube and Yellow Sun nuclear weapons.
     Could also carry American Mark5 nuclear weapons.
    
    
    On July 1st, 1956, aifcraft Serial XA917 broke the sound barrier during descent.
     At the time, it was the largest aircraft to have broken the speed of sound.
    
    
    By 1963, 34 of the improved performance model Victor B.2 had been produced.
     Equipped with four Rolls-Royce Conway Rco.11 turbojet engines.
     21 craft were upgraded to B.2R model to carry Blue Steel missiles.
    
    
    Retired from bombing missions in 1968.
     Replaced the Valiant as an aerial refueling aircraft.
     Provided support for the Avro Vulcan during the 1982 Falklands War.
     Removed from service in 1993.
[05:33] Right
    6 Gyoza
[05:33] Middle
    6 Garlic Gyoza
[05:33] Left
    Garlic Fried Rice
[05:34] Maki
    Three orders of garlic
    gyoza with extra garlic.
[05:37] Man
    Three orders of garlic
    gyoza with extra garlic.
[05:40] Maki
    Could we also get three
    orders of garlic yakisoba
[05:43] Maki
    and three extra large orders
    of garlic fried rice?
[05:45] Man
    Three orders of garlic yakisoba and three
    extra large orders of garlic fried rice.
[05:50] Man
    Got it.
[05:51] Maki
    This place makes great gyoza, um...
[05:56] Mai
    I'm Mai.
[05:58] Maki
    Mai-chan, do you like garlic?
[06:01] Mitsugu
    Crap. A vampire needs garlic like
    a cat needs currency—no, wait.
[06:04] Right
    10K Ryo
SIGN    Self-censored
[06:06] Mitsugu
    Like a giant needs an iron club—no, wait.
[06:08] Maki
    What about giants?
[06:10] Mitsugu
    What? What about giants?
[06:12] Maki
    You know, sometimes everyone around
    you can hear what you're thinking.
[06:15] Mitsugu
    Oh, uh... I sure hope that giant guy
    brings us our gyoza soon.
[06:20] Mai
    So hungry...
[06:23] Mitsugu
    Mai, are you okay?
[06:25] Maki
    It might be because of that movie.
[06:27] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[06:28] Maki
    That movie would make anyone feel anemic.
[06:31] Maki
    Personally, I wish it had been bloodier.
[06:34] Mitsugu
    I-I guess so.
[06:36] Mitsugu
    Anyway, must be nice to be a vampire.
[06:38] Mitsugu
    They're handsome, popular, and immortal.
[06:42] Maki
    That's what you call the superficial
    knowledge of an amateur.
[06:46] Mitsugu
    This arrogant bitch.
[06:48] Maki
    Who are you calling a bitch?
[06:49] Mitsugu
    I sure could go for a
    bitchin' sweet dessert.
[06:52] Maki
    In other words, your approach
    to viewing movies is shallow.
[06:55] Mitsugu
    Then why doesn't the cinema club captain share
    her thoughts with us since she's such an expert?
[07:00] Man
    Thanks for waiting.
[07:02] Man
    Three servings of garlic
    gyoza with extra garlic.
[07:05] Maki
    Vampires are only immortal
    in movies and novels.
[07:11] Maki
    But it's possible that
    vampires really do exist.
[07:15] Mitsugu
    Crap.
[07:16] Maki
    What about crap?
[07:17] Mitsugu
    Stop reacting to everything I think.
[07:19] Maki
    What real vampires have in common with
    fictional vampires is their need to suck blood.
[07:24] Maki
    Their sensitivity to UV light.
[07:26] Maki
    The ability to modify their
    physical appearance.
[07:30] Mitsugu
    Really? Then what about garlic?
[07:33] Maki
    You mean how vampires can't stand garlic?
[07:35] Maki
    That's fictional, as well.
[07:37] Maki
    By the way, their aversion to
    crosses is nonsense, as well.
[07:41] Maki
    So is their ability to transform
    into bats or wolves.
[07:45] Maki
    Real vampires are astoundingly long-lived,
[07:48] Maki
    but they age peacefully,
    and nobody can escape death.
[07:53] Mai
    Exactly.
[07:55] Maki
    What?
[07:56] Mai
    My stepmother Rubeus has deep
    laugh lines etched into her face.
[08:01] Mai
    Serves you right, bitch.
[08:04] Mitsugu
    Huh? Mai, what's gotten into you?
[08:08] Mai
    Gyoza rule.
[08:10] Maki
    You ate all the gyoza?
[08:12] Maki
    At least put sauce on them!
[08:14] Mai
    You got a problem with me, huh?
[08:17] Maki
    Uh, oh. What's gotten into her?
[08:19] Mai
    Is the garlic having this effect on her?
[08:23] Man
    Miss, please take your fight outside.
[08:25] Mai
    Shut up! Stay out of this, phimosis dick!
[08:28] Customer A
    The chef's got phimosis?
[08:35] Mai
    Where's our garlic yakisoba?
[08:40] Mai
    Where's our fried rice?
[08:43] Mitsugu
    Mai, calm down.
[08:49] Maki
    Good. Very good.
[08:51] Maki
    Look this way, my powerful lady.
[08:54] Maki
    Say butter.
SIGN    Girl consumes large quantities of
    gyoza and goes on a rampage!
SIGN    Flying girl!?
SIGN    Mass Hallucination!? Drugs in the Gyoza?
[09:25] Chihiro
    I doubt the police will take a
    story about a high school girl
[09:30] Chihiro
    demolishing a gyoza
    restaurant seriously.
[09:34] Chihiro
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[09:35] Mitsugu
    You're probably right.
[09:37] Chihiro
    But she's not human.
[09:39] Chihiro
    Don't feed her indiscriminately
    for your own entertainment.
[09:42] Mitsugu
    It's not like I fed her garlic for fun.
[09:46] Mitsugu
    I wasn't expecting garlic to
    produce that side effect.
[09:48] Chihiro
    Instead of being a weakness, it's like
    giving silver vine to cats or spinach to Popeye.
[09:52] Mitsugu
    Could Mai's reaction be idiosyncratic?
[09:56] Chihiro
    Unless we learn that vampire's traits,
    things could get even worse.
[10:01] Chihiro
    To prevent further damage,
    we should investigate.
SIGN    Test Number 1 / Mirrors
[10:16] Chihiro
    Her reflection doesn't appear in mirrors.
SIGN    Test Number 2 / Photographs
[10:23] Chihiro
    Say butter.
[10:27] Chihiro
    Phones can't capture photos of her, either.
[10:30] Chihiro
    Wait, what? Didn't I just see
    her photo in the newspaper?
SIGN    Test Number 3 / Crosses
[10:39] Mai
    How cute. May I keep this?
[10:43] Chihiro
    She's quite unconcerned by crosses, too.
SIGN    Test Number 4 / Running Water
[10:52] Chihiro
    She can easily leap over running water.
[10:56] Mitsugu
    Vampires aren't supposed to be
    able to cross running water.
[11:01] Chihiro
    It seems that vampire is different
    from the vampires I'm familiar with.
[11:07] Mitsugu
    She's different from the ones I know, too.
[11:10] Chihiro
    The vampires you know?
[11:13] Chihiro
    For reference, tell me what you know.
[11:15] Mitsugu
    Well... they're tall, pale,
    and wear black capes with red lining.
[11:22] Mitsugu
    They're nobles, live in castles,
    and are sometimes gay.
[11:26] Mitsugu
    They sleep in coffins during the day,
[11:28] Mitsugu
    and at night they bite the
    necks of beautiful virgins
[11:31] Mitsugu
    or plain old beautiful women
    and suck their blood.
[11:34] Mitsugu
    Their victims come back to life as vampires.
[11:39] Mitsugu
    When their hearts are pierced by stakes,
    they scream and turn into ash.
[11:42] Mitsugu
    Garlic, crosses, and the
    sun are their weaknesses.
[11:46] Mitsugu
    They sometimes transform into bats or wolves,
[11:48] Mitsugu
    and unless they're killed,
    they never grow old or die.
[11:51] Chihiro
    What did you think of them?
[11:53] Mitsugu
    Commonplace. Cliché.
[11:56] Chihiro
    That's the product of a lowbrow
    filmmaker's sexual fantasies.
[12:01] Chihiro
    Like the author Bram Stoker's novel they
    based it off of, it's ridiculous nonsense.
[12:07] Chihiro
    But what about the vampire folklore
    that author based his novel on?
SIGN    Vampire Folklore
[12:12] Chihiro
    They're muscular with reddish
    but dark and sinister faces.
[12:16] Chihiro
    Most of them are peasants.
[12:18] Chihiro
    They rise from their graves and return home,
    where they bite their families or eat their food.
[12:24] Chihiro
    Additionally, they often transform
    into nocturnal creatures.
[12:30] Chihiro
    In other words,
[12:32] Chihiro
    they were inspired by scavengers
    who ate and lurked around fetid corpses.
[12:37] Chihiro
    A regional representation meant to rationalize
    the omnipresent phenomenon of death.
[12:44] Chihiro
    Therefore...
[12:45] Chihiro
    Listen to what I'm saying!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[12:48] Mitsugu
    You still haven't quit your corporal
    punishment and power harassment!
[12:52] Chihiro
    I don't give a shit about
    your power harassment!
[12:54] Chihiro
    Whether it's a sexual fantasy produced
    by the entertainment industry
[12:57] Chihiro
    or a legend fabricated by a primitive people
[13:00] Chihiro
    with access to limited information trying
    to rationalize their world view,
[13:03] Chihiro
    they're still fictional. They don't exist.
[13:07] Chihiro
    And yet, a creature we could
    call a vampire does exist.
[13:14] Chihiro
    To be precise, perhaps we should
    call her a blood-sucking human.
[13:18] Mitsugu
    She's a vampire.
[13:20] Chihiro
    What she has in common with
    those fictional creatures is...
[13:23] Chihiro
    First, she sucks blood.
[13:26] Chihiro
    Second, she's sensitive to UV light.
[13:30] Chihiro
    Third, she can modify parts
    of her physical appearance.
[13:35] Mitsugu
    Ow.
[13:37] Chihiro
    Regarding their immortality,
    we'll have to take that girl's word for it,
[13:41] Chihiro
    but it sounds like while they are exceptionally
    long-lived, they're not immortal.
[13:46] Mitsugu
    It's not like we can drive
    a stake through her heart.
[13:50] Chihiro
    Come to think of it, we haven't
    conducted the UV light test yet.
[13:55] Sign
    Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
[13:56] Mitsugu
    Mai, how are you feeling? Any discomfort?
[13:59] Sign
    Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
[13:59] Mai
    My clan is quite resistant to UV light.
[14:04] Mai
    Though my stepmother Rubeus would
    instantly burn to a crisp.
[14:04] Sign
    Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
[14:09] Mai
    I'm sure the worse a vampire's personality
    is, the more sensitive they are to UV light.
[14:14] Mitsugu
    Which means as long as she takes
    appropriate precautions against UV light...
[14:20] Mai
    Wait. Hey, wait for me.
[14:25] Mitsugu
    Hurry up.
[14:34] Mitsugu
    Well, it's not like I'm a man.
SIGN    Mitsugu
[14:38] Kaoru
    What's this?
[14:40] Mitsugu
    It's Kaoru this time?
[14:42] Kaoru
    I wasn't expecting to find you
    cosplaying as an invisible woman.
[14:46] Kaoru
    Not bad.
[14:48] Kaoru
    Well? Why don't we cosplay together?
[14:51] Mai
    Cosplay?
[14:53] Mitsugu
    Never thought I'd see you here,
[14:55] Mitsugu
    Cosplay Club Captain and fellow
    Blood Donation Club member Kaoru.
[14:59] Kaoru
    Why are you speaking in such
    obviously expository dialogue?
[15:02] Mitsugu
    You've got the wrong idea,
    Kaoru. This girl is—
[15:05] Kaoru
    You wish to participate, as well?
[15:08] Kaoru
    Very well. I shall allow you to join us.
[15:11] Mitsugu
    It's not like that.
[15:14] Sign
    Cosplay Club
[15:20] Kaoru
    You're quite cute, aren't you?
[15:23] Mitsugu
    She's right.
[15:25] Mitsugu
    It may be standard,
    but it's extremely convincing.
[15:29] Kaoru
    Let's try the next outfit.
[15:44] Mitsugu
    What a high-value development.
[15:46] Kaoru
    What's high-value?
[15:48] Mitusgu
    Oh, uh...
[15:50] Mitsugu
    You sure do have a lot of
    high-value outfits lying around.
[15:53] Kaoru
    You know, sometimes everyone around
    you can hear what you're thinking.
[15:56] Mitsugu
    Don't repeat the same story development!
[15:58] Kaoru
    Instead of getting mad at me,
    why don't you try this on?
[16:09] Kaoru
    So niche.
[16:12] Kaoru
    I bet that's what you're into.
[16:14] Mitsugu
    You couldn't be more wrong.
[16:16] Mitsugu
    I'm not a tokusatsu otaku.
[16:18] Kaoru
    What? You'd prefer a moon base catsuit?
[16:21] Mitsugu
    I didn't say that!
[16:23] Kaoru
    Here.
[16:24] Mitsugu
    What's this?
[16:25] Kaoru
    To tell you the truth, tonight we're
    holding our cosplay Halloween party.
SIGN    Halloween Party
[16:29] Mitsugu
    A cosplay party?
[16:31] Kaoru
    That's right. It's hosted by the
    Cosplay Club and starts at 6 PM tonight.
[16:35] Kaoru
    Since she'll be participating as a surprise
    guest, you should come with her.
[16:35] Top
    Halloween Party
[16:35] Right
    Where: Akiba Cultures Zone
    When: Starting 18:00 tonight
[16:40] Mitsugu
    A what? Who decided
    she'd be your surprise guest?
[16:45] Kaoru
    I made the decision just now.
[16:48] Mitsugu
    I don't think that's a good idea.
[16:51] Kaoru
    I'll draw another 200 for you today.
[16:53] Mitsugu
    Thank you.
[16:54] Mitsugu
    No, wait. That has nothing to do with—
[16:56] Kaoru
    We'll be waiting with a
    super cute outfit for her.
[17:00] Kaoru
    Here's your party ticket quota.
[17:01] Kaoru
    They're 2000 yen per person.
[17:03] Kaoru
    You're welcome to pay for them yourself.
[17:04] Kaoru
    Anyway, thanks for handling those.
[17:06] Mitsugu
    No, wait—
[17:08] Kaoru
    Now let's settle the
    Cosplay Club's accounts for the year!
[17:12] All
    Yeah!
[17:12] Mitsugu
    She really is a type B. She's not
    listening to anything I'm saying.
[17:14] Kaoru
    Yeah!
[17:15] All
    Yeah!
[17:40] Sign
    Akiba Cultures Zone
[17:47] Mitsugu
    Wh-What is this?
[17:49] Kaoru
    Marvelous. You look amazing.
[17:52] Kaoru
    It matches your feel perfectly.
[17:56] Mitsugu
    Mai, you don't have to do
    this if you don't want to.
[17:59] Mai
    I adore this outfit.
[18:01] Mai
    I wish my stepmother could see me in this.
[18:04] Kaoru
    I see, I see.
[18:06] Kaoru
    Then let's show you off to your stepmother
    or stepfather or step-whoever else.
[18:22] Nami
    You'll be paying for this choreography.
[18:25] Kaoru
    Aye, sir.
[18:29] Maki
    I suppose filming stupid men in their
    natural state is a filmmaker's job, too.
[18:34] Maki
    Cameras two and three,
    make sure you don't miss this.
[18:37] Maki
    Huh?
[18:45] Maki
    Doctor Chihiro, what are you doing here?
[18:49] Chihiro
    I'm here for this.
[18:51] Chihiro
    I'm going to draw blood from these
    high blood pressure idiots.
[18:59] Mitsugu
    Crap. This atmosphere doesn't look good.
[19:01] Kaoru
    It's time for today's special guest.
[19:21] Katsuno
    Hey, brats!
[19:23] Katsuno
    I won't let anyone lay
    a finger on my goddess!
[19:23] Shirt
    Knuckle
[19:27] Katsuno
    Eat Hurricane Kick!
[19:31] Jinko
    Don't think you'll get away with this!
[19:35] Kanbaru
    Sorry, Jinko.
[19:37] Okada
    Your ittokan tin can is fearsome, but our
    senior's fists are even more destructive.
[19:41] Hotta
    Behave yourself.
[19:44] Kanbara
    That said, we'd be wasting
    our time if we stayed here.
[19:49] Okada
    And all three of us against just
    one of you would be rather dull.
[19:52] Hotta
    Only one of us needs to watch you.
[19:54] All
    Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Shoot.
[19:58] All
    Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
[20:01] Jinko
    You idiots! Untie me this instant!
[20:12] Mitsugu
    Mai, we're leaving.
[20:14] Mai
    What? Already?
[20:16] Kaoru
    I can't let you do that.
[20:18] Kaoru
    The event is just getting started.
[20:20] Mitsugu
    Kaoru, don't you have any limits?
[20:23] Kaoru
    Limit is a word not found in my dictionary.
[20:26] Mitsugu
    It's dangerous for us to stay any longer.
[20:29] Katsuno
    You sex-crazed idiots! Are you ready to die?
[20:33] Katsuno
    Take this! And this!
[20:35] Kanbaru
    This isn't good. He's outnumbered.
[20:38] Okada
    The so-called Rising and Falling
    Battleship is sinking.
[20:41] Katsuno
    Okada, Kanbaru! Don't just watch, help me!
[20:45] Both
    Osu!
[20:46] Katsuno
    Don't speak the word "osu" in my presence!
[20:59] Mai
    Fools, this is farewell.
[21:10] Mitsugu
    Now they've done it.
[21:13] Student
    These effects are incredible. Are they CG?
[21:16] Student
    They really put a lot of money
    and effort into this one.
[21:18] Student
    Where did they find the budget for this?
[21:21] Kanbaru
    Sir, are you alive?
[21:23] Katsuno
    My life is all I've got left.
[21:26] Okada
    He's gone.
[21:28] Jinko
    He's not dead, you idiot!
[21:30] Kabaru
    Jinko, what are you doing here?
[21:32] Jinko
    Don't ask questions!
[21:34] Hotta
    Jinko, wait...
[21:36] Jinko
    Shut up!
[21:37] Jinko
    I want to speak to whoever's
    responsible for this!
[21:41] Maki
    All right. We got some good images.
[21:43] Club A
    But isn't this...
SIGN    Mass Hallucination at Cosplay Party!?
SIGN    Roof Collapses, Many Injured
SIGN    Episode 4 "Salamander's Night"
[23:45] Chihiro
    Come on. It's for scientific progress.
[23:49] Chihiro
    Give me your blood!
[23:55] Mai
    Delicious.

E4 - Salamander's Night

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[01:45] Mitsugu
    Spinach, liver, and prunes.
[01:49] Mitsugu
    I've gotten sick of eating this every day.
[01:52] Mitsugu
    But this is for Mai. It's a test.
[02:02] Nami
    Mitsugu is definitely hiding something.
[02:06] Katsuno
    Hiding something? You mean my goddess?
[02:09] Nami
    She's definitely not normal.
[02:12] Katsuno
    Indeed. It's unbelievable that
    she's smaller than a D cup.
[02:15] Nami
    An ordinary human couldn't
    pull of that stunt.
[02:43] Nami
    It's worth investigating if that was
    some kind of illusion or magic.
[02:48] Katsuno
    Yeah. Let's investigate that body's secrets.
[02:52] Nami
    I feel like we're not
    seeing things eye to eye.
[02:56] Katsuno
    Eye to eye?
[02:58] Katsuno
    Eye for an eye.
[02:59] Katsuno
    Tooth for a tooth.
[03:01] Katsuno
    Teeth?!
[03:06] Katsuno
    Bite me. Bite me as hard as you can.
[03:09] Katsuno
    Make a mess of me.
[03:13] Nami
    He's truly loyal and greedy.
[03:16] Nami
    He's a typical type O person.
[03:28] Nami
    Isn't that...?
[03:31] Katsuno
    Who is he?
[03:33] Nami
    Something like a follower
    or stalker of mine.
[03:36] Nami
    I see. Why didn't I think of that sooner?
SIGN    Torture Club
SIGN    Torture Club Captain
    Uemura Kanji
[04:08] Uemura
    Talk.
[04:10] Mitsugu
    What is this?
[04:12] Mitsugu
    You think you can get away with abducting,
    confining, and doing this to a girl?
[04:18] Mitsugu
    People don't even get away
    with this in anime and manga!
[04:22] Mitsugu
    You've got suspension, expulsion,
    and prison waiting for you!
[04:26] Uemura
    You think we'd torture people if we were
    afraid of being suspended or expelled?
[04:30] Mitsugu
    You don't need to torture anybody.
[04:33] Uemura
    I happened to hear a curious rumor.
[04:37] Uemura
    Sounds like you've hanging around Nami-chan.
[04:41] Uemura
    She's rather frightened of you.
[04:44] Mitsugu
    What? I've been following Nami?
[04:47] Mitsugu
    Oh, right. This guy worships Nami.
[04:50] Uemura
    I can't have that.
[04:51] Uemura
    Personally, I can't let this one go.
[04:55] Uemura
    I think I'll inflict a little pain on you.
[04:58] Mitsugu
    I already am.
[04:59] Uemura
    You haven't seen anything yet.
[05:01] Uemura
    This isn't what you call true pain.
[05:05] Mitsugu
    Please don't. You've got the wrong idea.
[05:09] Mitsugu
    Even if that were true, I'd never
    stalk that strong-willed fisherwoman.
[05:13] Uemura
    Even if what were true?
[05:15] Mitsugu
    My thoughts were escaping my head again.
[05:17] Uemura
    You bitch! You dare to ridicule my muse?
[05:20] Mitsugu
    No! I don't know if she's your
    muse or chemise or whatever,
[05:24] Mitsugu
    but in any case, Nami is either
    confused or full of herself.
[05:26] Uemura
    Confused? Full of herself?
[05:29] Uemura
    My Nami-san?
[05:31] Uemura
    You think she cares about
    a fujoshi like yourself?
[05:34] Uemura
    That's she's self-conscious? I see.
[05:38] Uemura
    Boys, let's teach this scum exactly
    what it means to be confused.
[05:44] Umeura
    Torture her, torture her, torture her.
[05:48] Uemura
    Like you're torturing her to death.
[05:51] Uemura
    Do it.
[05:51] All
    Yeah.
[05:54] Katsuno
    Hold it.
[05:55] Katsuno
    Looks like you guys have been
    taking good care of my underling.
[06:01] Uemura
    You're Katsuno, the Rising and Falling
    Battleship of the Karate Club.
[06:08] Uemura
    Don't you think you overdid it?
[06:11] Katsuno
    I held back. They'll live.
[06:14] Uemura
    And I'll get my Mousenyland
    date with Nami-chan.
[06:16] Uemura
    You're certain, right?
[06:18] Katsuno
    Indeed.
[06:20] Katsuno
    If this rehabilitates you,
[06:22] Katsuno
    you two can screw off to Mousenyland
    or the afterlife for all I care!
[06:25] Katsuno
    Anyway, you owe me a favor now.
[06:29] Katsuno
    Isn't that right?
[06:30] Mitsugu
    Yeah, I guess.
[06:32] Mitsugu
    Seriously, thanks. Later.
[06:34] Katsuno
    You're not going anywhere.
[06:36] Katsuno
    You're going to tell me
    all about my goddess.
[06:40] Mitsugu
    She's a relative of mine who just
    happened to come to the cosplay party.
[06:45] Mitsugu
    Transforming and vanishing is
    a little parlor trick of hers.
[06:49] Katsuno
    I don't care about that!
[06:50] Katsuno
    Tell me her measurements and
    what type of men she likes.
[06:53] Mitsugu
    What?
[06:54] Katsuno
    My estimates are 85, 54, and 85.
[06:58] Katsuno
    Does she like macho men?
[07:00] Katsuno
    I'm asking if she likes men
    with bodies like mine!
SIGN    Torture Club
[07:08] Nami
    What the hell is he asking her?
[07:12] Nami
    Idiots are useless.
[07:15] Katsuno
    So, who is my goddess?
[07:19] Katsuno
    I'm asking you where she
    is and what she's doing!
[07:24] Mitsugu
    I told you, I don't know!
[07:27] Katsuno
    Liar!
[07:29] Katsuno
    I won't let you keep her all to yourself.
[07:33] Katsuno
    You have to share.
SIGN    Anti-monopoly Law
[07:36] Katsuno
    Haven't you heard of the Anti-monopoly Law?
[07:39] Katsuno
    If you haven't, then I'll
    teach you all about it!
[07:49] Chihiro
    I gave him a sedative that would
    instantly knock out a gorilla.
SIGN    One Blow
[07:52] Chihiro
    Piece of cake.
[07:53] Mitsugu
    That's terrifying.
[07:55] Chihiro
    This is no time to be scared.
[07:57] Chihiro
    You need to get that vampire girl
    out of your house immediately.
[08:01] Mitsugu
    What?
[08:02] Chihiro
    I passed that fisherwoman on my way here.
[08:06] Mitsugu
    Nami?
[08:07] Mitsugu
    Which means she's the one behind this.
[08:22] Mitsugu
    Mai, how do things look outside?
[08:24] Mai
    One, two, three...
[08:29] Mitsugu
    Damn that Katsuno. He's persistent.
[08:33] Mai
    What are they doing?
[08:34] Mitsugu
    They've come to find you.
[08:36] Mai
    Oh, my. Then I should
    prepare some tea for them.
[08:40] Mitsugu
    We're escaping out the back.
[08:42] Sign
    Chimatsuri Laboratory
[08:47] Chihiro
    You made it. I'll take good care of you.
[08:50] Mai
    I'm Mai. Thank you for having me.
[08:53] Mitsugu
    I regret having to do this,
    but we had nowhere else to go.
[08:57] Chihiro
    Why not take this opportunity
    to leave her with me?
[09:01] Mitsugu
    What? No. Absolutely not!
[09:05] Chihiro
    That starry-eyed gorilla isn't the
    only one interested in this girl.
[09:09] Chihiro
    That fisherwoman is plotting something, too.
[09:12] Mitsugu
    You're the one who's most interested in her.
[09:14] Chihiro
    Shut up!
[09:16] Chihiro
    She seems to be in good health,
    and she's not anemic, either.
[09:19] Chihiro
    Anyway, as promised...
[09:22] Mitsugu
    Don't. This is no time to be doing that.
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[09:25] Chihiro
    You shut up!
[09:28] Chihiro
    A mere two liters will do.
[09:30] Chihiro
    It won't hurt at all.
[09:32] Chihiro
    Come on, roll up your sleeve.
[09:34] Chihiro
    Come on, it's for scientific progress.
[09:38] Chihiro
    Give me your blood!
[09:49] Mitsugu
    Mai, are you okay?
[09:51] Mai
    That was scary.
[09:54] Mitsugu
    A woman has no home anywhere.
    She's surrounded by enemies.
[09:57] Mitsugu
    We can't trust anyone.
[10:01] Katsuno
    Where's my goddess?!
[10:03] Mitsugu
    Yikes. Katsuno must be out of his
    mind to break into a teacher's home.
[10:09] Mitsugu
    Mai, let's run.
[10:10] Mai
    Okay.
[10:11] Nami
    You won't get away!
[10:15] Nami
    Tell us that girl's true identity.
[10:21] Mitsugu
    Mai's identity is none of your business.
[10:25] Nami
    It is my business.
[10:28] Nami
    I'm an extremely curious girl.
SIGN    Curiosity
[10:35] Katsuno
    Nami, you have to share.
[10:37] Mitsugu
    Katsuno.
[10:39] Mitsugu
    We're out of the frying
    pan and into the fire.
[10:41] Nami
    Shut up! Go die, you filthy man!
[10:44] Katsuno
    Looks like this is the end of our alliance.
[10:46] Nami
    Teaming up with a meathead
    gorilla like you was a mistake.
[10:50] Nami
    Let's settle this!
[10:52] Katsuno
    I'd have no other way!
[10:58] Katsuno
    Get them.
[10:59] All
    Osu!
[11:00] Katsuno
    How many times do I have to tell you
[11:03] Katsuno
    not to speak pointless words
    like "osu" in my presence?!
[11:08] Katsuno
    Hurricane Kick!
[11:12] Katsuno
    I've been deceived.
[11:14] Nami
    You really are amazingly stupid to
    defeat your own underlings first.
[11:20] Nami
    Get him.
[11:21] All
    Yes, ma'am.
SIGN    Rump
[11:26] Club B
    Scene 7, cut 48. Take one.
[11:32] Maki
    Cut! What are you guys doing?
[11:36] Katsuno
    Don't give us that crap.
[11:37] Nami
    Maki, where did you come from?
[11:40] Maki
    I knew when heard Mitsugu had been kidnapped
    by the perverts in the Torture Club.
[11:46] Maki
    Their captain Uemura is your stalker.
[11:50] Maki
    You resorted to using force.
[11:53] Nami
    You're interested in her, too.
[11:55] Maki
    It's my nature to be a documentary maker.
[11:58] Maki
    I can't become a subject.
[12:00] Maki
    Now let's rewind and do that again!
[12:04] Club A
    We're filming!
[12:05] Club B
    Take two!
[12:06] Maki
    Nami, give us some flashier action!
[12:09] Katsuno
    How is this a documentary?
[12:13] Kaoru
    Punch, punch, punch, kick.
[12:15] Kaoru
    Once more. Punch, punch, punch, kick.
[12:18] Katsuno
    What are you doing here?
[12:20] Kaoru
    It's Virtua Fighter 2's Renkan Tenshinkyaku.
[12:22] Kaoru
    You practice karate, but you've
    never heard of it? Pathetic.
[12:26] Jinko
    Let go of her.
[12:29] Jinko
    Breaking into a teacher's home,
    unauthorized photography,
SIGN    Breaking Into a Teacher's Home
SIGN    Unauthorized Photography
[12:33] Jinko
    and a cosplay that nearly
    infringes upon copyright.
SIGN    Copyright Infringement
[12:36] Jinko
    I won't allow anymore illegal activities!
[12:40] Nami
    What's Jinko doing here?
[12:41] Nami
    Actually, I don't even
    feel like asking anymore!
[12:43] Maki
    You're making me feel like an idiot
    for providing my own explanation.
[12:47] Katsuno
    Anyway, Mitsugu...
[12:49] Maki
    By some twist of fate,
    all concerned parties have shown up,
[12:54] Maki
    and we're running out of time.
[12:55] Maki
    Why don't you spill the beans?
[12:57] Nami
    Tell us the true identity of that Mai girl.
[12:59] Kaoru
    Tell us.
[13:01] Jinko
    Talk.
[13:02] Katsuno
    Talk!
[13:04] Nami
    You going say, "Look, a UFO"?
[13:06] Kaoru
    Dam up all you want; you
    won't trick us that easily.
[13:08] Maki
    You mean "clam up."
[13:10] Mitsugu
    Mai, no!
[13:15] Maki
    Hey, wait.
[13:16] Jinko
    Could it be?
[13:17] Nami
    That girl is drinking blood.
[13:20] Kaoru
    It's tomato juice.
[13:23] Mai
    Delicious.
[13:25] Mitsugu
    Don't act so pleased.
    What did you just drink?
[13:27] Mitsugu
    Oh, jeez.
[13:28] Sign
    Super Secret
[13:29] Mitsugu
    Why'd you have to drink
    something suspect again?
[13:56] Mitsugu
    Mai!
[13:57] Jinko
    Did you see that?
[13:58] Nami
    I sure did.
[13:59] Maki
    She's a monster.
[14:00] Kaoru
    A dragon.
[14:02] Mitsugu
    Doctor, what kind of blood did Mai drink?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[14:05] Mitsugu
    How long do you plan on being sedated?!
[14:11] Mitsugu
    Doctor, Mai drank the whole bottle.
[14:13] Mitsugu
    What kind of blood was it?
[14:15] Chihiro
    You're asking me?
[14:17] Mitsugu
    I've been asking you.
[14:18] Nami
    Hurry up and explain yourselves.
[14:20] Maki
    Why was she drinking blood?
[14:22] Jinko
    What is that monster?
[14:23] Kaoru
    It's a dragon.
[14:25] Chihiro
    It happened when I was working
    as a university lab assistant.
[14:31] Katsuno
    Give us the abridged version!
    What happened after that?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[14:34] Chihiro
    Shut up and listen while
    others are speaking!
[14:39] Chihiro
    My academic advisor was a talented
    individual with a promising future
[14:43] Chihiro
    and a refined middle-aged
    man like Walter Matthau.
[14:54] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Oh, but I... Yes.
[14:59] Chihiro
    As though guided by fate
    itself, we fell in love.
[15:03] Chihiro
    However, the love between a professor
    and his assistant is forbidden.
[15:07] Chihiro
    Not only that, but he had roughly
    one wife he married in poverty
[15:10] Chihiro
    and four or so children he had to support.
[15:13] Chihiro
    Furthermore, he had a 40-year mortgage.
[15:17] Chihiro
    And furthermore, he kept a combined
    total of 12 cats and dogs as pets,
[15:20] Chihiro
    and had to support this large household
    on the meager salary of a public servant.
[15:25] Maki
    You don't have much luck with men.
[15:27] Kaoru
    He's got way bigger problems
    that just being a shitty man.
[15:30] Chihiro
    Our love ended before spring arrived.
[15:34] Maki
    It's what you'd expect if you
    have any amount of sense.
[15:38] Chihiro
    With what little severance pay I received,
    I dropped out of college and,
[15:42] Chihiro
    out of desperation, traveled
    to relieve my broken heart—
[15:44] Chihiro
    rather, in order to collect blood,
    I traveled to the farthest reaches of Europe.
[15:48] Chihiro
    At a forgotten and desolate abandoned school,
[15:52] Chihiro
    a two hour walk outside a
    ghost town deep in Wales,
[15:55] Maki
    I see you're the type to get carried
    away to the end of the line.
[15:58] Chihiro
    That's where I finally,
    finally laid my hands on it.
[16:03] Mitsugu
    Found what?
[16:06] Chihiro
    You'll be shocked to hear
    and flabbergasted to see...
[16:09] Mitsugu
    I'm already flabbergasted.
[16:11] Chihiro
    The blood that vampire
    drank every last drop of
[16:15] Chihiro
    was the lifeblood of a salamander.
[16:21] Mitsugu
    A salamander?
[16:23] Nami
    What's a salamander?
[16:24] Katsuno
    Is it a relative of Nanmaider?
[16:26] Chihiro
    Fools!
[16:28] Chihiro
    It is a terrifying fire drake, born from flame,
    who destroys the world with its fiery breath,
[16:32] Chihiro
    the legendary salamander.
[16:50] Mitsugu
    Doctor, how long will the
    effects of that blood last?
[16:54] All
    Doctor!
[16:56] Chihiro
    I don't know.
[16:58] Chihiro
    But she drank quite a lot of its blood.
[17:01] Chihiro
    If we don't do something,
    this city will be reduced to ashes.
[17:04] All
    What?!
[17:06] Maki
    So, what are we supposed to do?
[17:09] Chihiro
    I told you, I don't know.
[17:10] Jinko
    How irresponsible.
[17:12] Kaoru
    We need the blood of an ice dragon.
[17:14] Maki
    No, the blood of a frost
    giant would be better.
[17:16] Chihiro
    Fools! Nothing so convenient exists.
[17:19] Chihiro
    Even if it did, how would we get her
    to drink it under these circumstances?
[17:23] Mitsugu
    Does that mean we just have
    to wait until it wears off?
[17:27] Maki
    Well, half the town already burned down
    during Doctor Chihiro's very long flashback.
[17:37] Kanbaru
    Wow, those are ASDF F-2s.
[17:40] Kanbaru
    They're armed for air-to-air combat, too.
[17:42] Okada
    Look, there are JGSDF Apaches, too.
[17:44] Hotta
    Idiot. The JGSDF is scheduled
    to procure Apaches,
[17:47] Hotta
    but they haven't been deployed yet.
[17:48] Kanbaru
    Horita, your information is outdated.
[17:51] Kanbaru
    They were cut off after 13 helicopters,
[17:53] Kanbaru
    but they've already been deployed
    to Metabaru and Akeno.
[17:56] Horita
    Both locations are too far away from here.
[17:57] Horita
    And besides, those are Kisarazu AH-1Js.
[18:00] Okada
    They're Cobras fitted with TOW missiles.
[18:02] All
    So cool!
[18:04] Katsuno
    How many times do I have to tell you not to
    nerd out over military crap in my presence?
[18:09] Katsuno
    Go to school!
SIGN    Trebor, this is Wizard 02.
SIGN    Trebor, flying monster identified above Chimidoro City.
SIGN    Requesting orders.
SIGN    Central Air Defense Force Sector Operation Center (SOC)
[18:30] Speaker
    The flying monster has been
    identified above Chimidoro City.
[18:34] Commander
    Flying monster? What on earth is it?
[18:37] Officer
    Perhaps it's Ra****n or King ****.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Self-censored
[18:41] Commander
    Don't be ridiculous.
[18:43] Commander
    What if we're sued for
    copyright infringement?
[18:46] Speaker
    Intercept forces have arrived from Komatsu.
[18:49] Speaker
    Komatsu 303 to Priest 23.
[18:52] Speaker
    Estimated time of intercept
    is Priest next 1-0, next 1-0.
SIGN    Trebor, this is Priest 23.
SIGN    Altitude is 32,000.
SIGN    Priest 23, this is Trebor.
SIGN    You are under my control.
SIGN    Stay at 040.
SIGN    Roger.
[19:11] Commander
    Where is the target headed?
[19:12] Officer
    Aircraft is currently turning
    2,000 meters above the target.
[19:17] Officer
    Sir, the F-2s leading the
    van are under attack.
[19:21] Officer
    Permission to engage.
[19:23] Commander
    But if the monster is shot
    down and falls on the city,
[19:27] Commander
    it could cause tremendous
    damage to civilians.
[19:31] Officer
    Are we just going to let that monster
    rampage around above the city?
[19:35] Officer
    In that case, why do we even exist?
[19:41] Speaker
    Iruma's 1st Anti-Aircraft Division
    has entered the adjacent section
[19:44] Speaker
    and is requesting permission to engage.
[19:46] Officer
    Don't do it.
[19:47] Officer
    We can't afford to order Wizard
    to retreat from that airspace.
[19:51] Officer
    Sir, permission to open fire.
[19:53] Commander
    Contact the Minister of
    Defense immediately.
[19:56] Officer
    We don't have time for that.
[19:58] Officer
    More than half the buildings in this
    sector have gone up in flames.
[20:02] Officer
    The majority of residents
    will have nowhere to run.
[20:06] Officer
    Sir, permission to engage.
[20:09] Officer
    Let us engage the enemy. Sir!
[20:15] Commander
    We have no choice.
[20:18] Officer
    Open fire.
SIGN    Wizard 01, this is Trebor.
SIGN    You're cleared to fire.
SIGN    Kill the salamander.
SIGN    Trebor, say again.
SIGN    Kill the salamander.
SIGN    We have no choice.
SIGN    Roger.
SIGN    Killing salamander.
[20:48] Mitsugu
    Mai!
[21:00] Okada
    All right!
[21:01] Kanbaru
    Idiot, that's the ASDF
    F-2 that got blown up.
[21:04] Horita
    It's falling this way.
[21:13] Nami
    We're done for!
[21:15] Mitsugu
    No way.
[21:16] Mitsugu
    I'm the protagonist, but I'm
    already dying in episode 4?
[21:20] Kaoru
    I'm a regular cast member, too.
[21:22] Maki
    Maki Watabe held onto her camera
    right up until she died.
[21:25] Jinko
    I still haven't done anything yet.
[21:28] Katsuno
    Doctor, how will you take
    responsibility for this?
[21:30] Chihiro
    No idea.
SIGN    Censored
SIGN    Chimidoro
    Newspaper
SIGN    Chimidoro reduced to ashes!
SIGN    Panic
    in
    Chimidoro
    as
    fire
    drake
    appears
[21:50] Bottom
    Scramble above the city: less than five minutes after the evacuation advisory issued, fighting broke out above Chimidoro, but the entire city became a sea of fire
[21:52] Chihiro
    When the salamander shows itself, the night
    sky will glow like the afternoon sky,
[21:58] Chihiro
    a strange light will flash across the
    gathered clouds, and the world shall end.
SIGN    Episode 5 "Daddy Came"
[23:45] Dad
    Since Mai will be staying with you, as her
    father, I'd like to ask you something.
[23:50] Mitsugu
    Yes?
[23:52] Dad
    What's your blood glucose level?
[23:54] Chihiro
    Hold it right there.

E5 - Daddy Came

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[02:05] Chihiro
    It'd be impossible to hide it now.
[02:09] Chihiro
    Setting aside the particulars of
    the destruction of Chimidoro,
[02:14] Chihiro
    since she transformed into a salamander
    in front of everyone, it can't be helped.
[02:19] All
    Wow!
[02:20] Kaoru
    So she's a real vampire?
[02:22] Maki
    All right. I've found the
    heroine of my next film.
[02:25] Nami
    I knew she was no ordinary girl.
[02:28] Katsuno
    Yeah, you can't expect to
    request that for free.
[02:30] Nami
    That's not what I meant!
[02:32] Mitsugu
    Anyway, that's the situation.
[02:35] Mitsugu
    I'd like to ask everyone involved
    to please help us take care of Mai.
[02:38] Chihiro
    Consider everyone here as
    that girl's guardians.
[02:42] All
    No objections!
[02:44] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[02:46] Mitsugu
    You don't need to strain yourselves.
[02:49] Mitsugu
    Just a little help here and there is enough.
[02:51] Katsuno
    Just a little?
[02:53] Katsuno
    How can you take such a careless approach
    when you're playing such an important role?
[02:56] Mitsugu
    What?
[02:56] Katsuno
    Don't give me that crap!
[02:57] Katsuno
    Listen here. When a man protects a girl—
[03:01] Mitsugu
    But I'm a girl, too.
[03:02] Katsuno
    Rather, when a girl like you
    protects another girl...
[03:07] Kanbaru
    In other words...
[03:09] Okada
    When you're protecting someone you love...
[03:10] Horita
    You have to be willing
    to risk your own life!
[03:11] Kanbara
    And all the blood in your body!
[03:13] Okada
    You must be prepared to defend
    her until the very end!
[03:15] Horita
    That's what he's trying to say!
[03:16] Katsuno
    That's right!
[03:18] All
    Osu!
[03:19] Katsuno
    Don't use the word "osu!"
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[03:25] Chihiro
    Since the sun is setting, let's continue
    this discussion without those four.
[03:29] Chihiro
    In order to keep Mai under our supervision,
[03:32] Chihiro
    starting today, we'll enroll her
    in night classes at this school.
[03:37] Mitsugu
    Night classes?
[03:38] Mitsugu
    Our school offers those?
[03:40] Chihiro
    Our school's doors are open to
    young working people, as well.
[03:43] Kaoru
    I had no idea.
[03:45] Maki
    Neither did I.
[03:46] Nami
    Me, neither.
[03:47] Chihiro
    To be precise, we've decided
    to open our doors.
[03:50] Mitsugu
    Decided to? Which means...
[03:53] Chihiro
    Starting today, Seijumonji High
    School will offer night classes.
[03:58] All
    What?
[03:59] Mitsugu
    You're out of your mind.
[04:01] Mitsugu
    Is the doctor trying to
    keep Mai all to herself?
[04:04] Chihiro
    Who's keeping her to themselves?
[04:06] Chihiro
    Don't worry.
[04:07] Chihiro
    The night classes were officially
    authorized by the board of directors.
[04:11] Mitsugu
    You got their permission? How?
[04:13] Chihiro
    It's a long story.
[04:16] Mitsugu
    Could you try to keep it short?
[04:19] Chihiro
    Don't ask me for the details.
[04:21] Chihiro
    To put it simply, here's what happened.
[04:24] Chihiro
    By the way, from here on out, I'll be
    speaking in only Shin Hasegawa lines.
[04:29] Mitsugu
    Hasegawa?
[04:30] Maki
    He was a handsome film and stage actor
[04:31] Maki
    who appeared in films from
    the prewar to postwar period.
[04:34] Maki
    Everyone knows that.
[04:35] Chihiro
    That's Kazuo Hasegawa!
[04:37] Chihiro
    Why don't you read some books instead
    of watching movies all the time?
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[04:41] Chihiro
    Shin Hasegawa is the playwright who created
    the Japanese movie genre Matatabi-mono!
SIGN    Matatabi-mono
    (Wandering Gamblers)
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
SIGN    In Search of Mother
[04:46] Chihiro
    He's famous for writing In Search
    of Mother and Kutsukake Tokijiro!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
SIGN    Kutsukake Tokijiro
[04:50] Mitsugu
    Could you summarize that for us?
[04:52] Chihiro
    Since it's a long story,
    I'll omit certain elements.
[04:55] Chihiro
    In order to reach this point,
[04:57] Chihiro
    I risked my life and faced
    fires, floods, and winds.
[05:03] Chihiro
    To be brief, I risked my life in numerous
    games of dice in order to get their permission.
[05:09] Mitsugu
    You don't need to explain whole process.
[05:11] Mitsugu
    Just give us the conclusion.
[05:13] Chihiro
    I'm glad you asked, mister.
[05:15] Chihiro
    To put it simply, here's what happened.
[05:18] Mitsugu
    I'm not a mister.
[05:19] Chihiro
    Since it's a long story,
    I'll omit certain elements.
[05:22] Chihiro
    In order to reach this point...
SIGN    - Chihiro's Flashback -
SIGN    Censored
[05:34] Chihiro
    And so, they authorized night classes.
[05:37] Mitsugu
    We live in a soft world.
[05:39] Kaoru
    In other words, you used
    your sexual charms on them.
[05:42] Maki
    Well, the world is only soft on sexy women.
[05:46] Nami
    I learned something today.
[05:48] Mitsugu
    Anyway, I'll be swapping
    to night classes, too.
[05:51] Kaoru
    So will I.
[05:52] Maki
    And me.
[05:53] Nami
    Me, too.
[05:55] Mitsugu
    What? You, too?
[05:56] Nami
    Of course.
[05:58] Maki
    We're her guardians, too.
[05:59] Kaoru
    We'll be joining you.
[06:01] All
    Same as above!
[06:02] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[06:05] Mitsugu
    But I'd hate to trouble you guys.
[06:09] Mitsugu
    I appreciate the thought, though.
[06:12] Katsuno
    I'm a man. A warrior never
    goes back on his word.
[06:14] Mitsugu
    Who's a warrior?
[06:15] Chihiro
    By the way,
[06:17] Chihiro
    anyone enrolled in
    night classes will automatically
[06:20] Chihiro
    be signed up for the Blood Donation Club.
[06:22] All
    No objections!
[06:23] Mitsugu
    Objection!
[06:24] Mitsugu
    No boys are allowed in the Blood
    Donation Club. It's for girls only.
[06:27] Kanbara
    Where and when...
[06:29] Okada
    And who decided that?
[06:30] Horita
    Was it Yukio Aoshima at the National Diet?
[06:33] Kanbara
    Who's Yukio Aoshima?
[06:34] Okada
    I dunno.
[06:35] Katsuno
    Haven't you heard of the
    Equal Employment Opportunity Law?
[06:39] Katsuno
    "Sudara Bushi?" "Granny Mischief?"
[06:41] Mitsugu
    No clue.
[06:45] Jinko
    School Regulation Article 32.
[06:47] Katsuno
    He was in "Bubble Holiday," too...
[06:51] Jinko
    Except during natural catastrophes
    and other emergency situations,
[06:54] Jinko
    loud shouting, angry yelling, and coquettish
    shrieking are prohibited within the school.
[06:58] Mitsugu
    Great, another freak showed up.
[07:01] Jinko
    Doctor, I'd like to enroll
    in night classes, too.
[07:03] Mitsugu
    What?
[07:04] Jinko
    There's no way night classes would be
    conducted properly with these students.
[07:08] Jinko
    For the sake of Seijumonji High School's
    honor, I must offer my assistance, as well.
[07:13] Mitsugu
    She's just bored, too.
[07:17] Mitsugu
    Jinko, what's your blood type?
[07:19] Jinko
    Type A. What about it?
[07:21] Chihiro
    Based on her upright and steadfast personality,
    you should've known that without asking.
[07:25] Mitsugu
    Didn't you previously reject
    that as popular belief?
[07:28] Chihiro
    Of course.
[07:30] Chihiro
    Determining a person's personality based
    on blood type has no scientific basis.
[07:34] Jinko
    What are you two chattering about?
[07:36] Jinko
    Is there something wrong with being type A?
[07:37] Mitsugu
    All right. Now we have
    girls of all blood types.
[07:40] Green
    Jinko
[07:41] Blue
    Maki
[07:41] Orange
    Kaoru
[07:41] Purple
    Nami
[07:42] Jinko
    Just so you know, I'm only enrolling in
    night classes so I can maintain discipline.
[07:47] Jinko
    I have no intention of getting
    involved in your foolish nonsense.
[07:49] Top
    Chimera
[07:49] Bottom
    Mitsugu
[07:50] Mitsugu
    What a stubborn girl.
[07:52] Jinko
    Who's stubborn?!
[07:54] Maki
    Mitsugu, everyone can hear your thoughts.
[07:57] Nami
    We can hear everything.
[07:58] Chihiro
    As the only night class teacher and advisor
    to the Blood Donation Club, I'll arbitrate.
[08:04] Chihiro
    Mitsugu Bambam.
[08:05] Mitsugu
    Bamba!
[08:06] Chihiro
    Maki Watabe.
[08:07] Chihiro
    Nami Unten.
[08:08] Chihiro
    Kaoru Konno.
[08:09] Chihiro
    Jinko Sumida.
[08:11] Chihiro
    I grant you permission to enroll in night
    classes and join the Blood Donation Club.
[08:15] Jinko
    Doctor Chihiro, I'd like to decline
    joining the Blood Donation Club.
[08:20] Mitsugu
    What a stubborn girl.
[08:21] Jinko
    Who's stubborn?!
[08:23] Chihiro
    I'll allow Masumi Katsuno and
    the others to enroll in classes,
[08:26] Chihiro
    but you'll be joining the
    Blood Donation Club as backups.
[08:28] Chihiro
    You'll be our strategic reserve
    in case the other four dry up.
[08:31] Chihiro
    We're doing this for the continued
    existence of humanity and world peace.
[08:35] Chihiro
    All of us must protect Mai's secret.
[08:38] Chihiro
    You mustn't give Mai any
    blood without my permission.
[08:41] Chihiro
    Naturally, letting Mai suck your
    blood directly is inexcusable.
[08:45] All
    Roger!
[08:48] Mitsugu
    For the continued existence
    of humanity and world peace.
[08:52] Mitsugu
    I know what I said,
[08:54] Mitsugu
    but it kind of feels like Mai
    is drifting away from me.
[09:08] Mitsugu
    But it's true that there's only so much
    I can do on my own to protect Mai.
[09:17] Mitsugu
    That's near my house.
[09:20] Mitsugu
    There's a lot of bats out today.
SIGN    This Side Up
SIGN    Keep Dry
SIGN    Perishable
[09:29] Mitsugu
    What is this?
[09:31] Mitsugu
    Who sent us this huge thing?
[09:34] Mitsugu
    Wait a minute. This size...
[09:36] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[09:47] Mitsugu
    Yikes. I knew it.
[09:49] Mitsugu
    But who would pull a prank like this?
[10:05] Dad
    Hello.
[10:06] Dad
    I am Mai's father Gillesde Rais.
SIGN    Gillesde Rais
[10:08] Mitsugu
    What? Mai's dad?
[10:11] Dad
    I heard you've been taking
    care of my daughter.
[10:14] Dad
    Thank you, thank you.
[10:18] Mai
    Daddy.
[10:20] Dad
    Ah, Mai. Have you been a good girl?
[10:22] Mai
    Daddy, hurry up and divorce that old bitch.
[10:26] Dad
    Didn't we promise not to talk about that?
[10:29] Mai
    That horrible ugly bitch is deceiving you.
[10:32] Dad
    There, there. You want a Chanel bag, is it?
[10:36] Mai
    If you don't divorce her,
    I'll become a delinquent.
[10:39] Dad
    I see, I see. You want a Prada bag.
[10:43] Mitsugu
    Should I make some tea?
[10:46] Dad
    Oh, no need to be so considerate.
[10:48] Dad
    I'm terribly sorry for making
    you worry about dinner.
[10:51] Dad
    Why don't we go out to eat?
[10:54] Mitsugu
    What?
[10:59] Mai
    This place makes delicious gyoza.
SIGN    Gyoza General
[11:02] Dad
    I see. Then perhaps I'll have an
    extra large helping of those.
[11:06] Mitsugu
    Are you okay with garlic?
[11:08] Dad
    I love garlic.
[11:10] Mitsugu
    But Mai experiences side effects.
[11:14] Dad
    Mai has had food allergies
    since she was a child.
[11:18] Dad
    I thought she'd gotten over them.
[11:21] Mai
    It's because I'm experiencing
    psychological stress.
[11:23] Mai
    They've gotten worse since
    that old bitch showed up.
[11:26] Dad
    You promised to call her "Mommy."
[11:28] Mai
    I never promised that.
[11:29] Mitsugu
    I'm going to go to the bathroom.
[11:32] Mai
    Who's more important, me or that old bitch?
[11:35] Dad
    At least call her Rebeus.
[11:37] Mai
    Then who's more important,
    me or Rebeus the hag?
[11:41] Mitsugu
    You'll see once you get here.
[11:45] Mitsugu
    It's an opportunity to see a super rare dad.
[11:47] Mitsugu
    If you don't hurry, you'll regret
    it for the rest of your life.
[11:49] Man
    Here's your extra large order of garlic
    gyoza with extra garlic
[11:52] Man
    and extra large garlic fried
    rice with extra garlic.
[11:56] Dad
    I haven't had gyoza
    this good in 120 years.
[12:00] Dad
    After all, they're free.
[12:03] Mai
    I feel like having garlic fried rice today.
[12:05] Mitsugu
    Would you like me to order
    another plate for you?
[12:09] Dad
    Please, there's really no
    need to be so considerate.
[12:12] Dad
    One extra large garlic yakisoba and
    one extra large garlic fried rice!
[12:15] Man
    One extra large garlic yakisoba and one
    extra large garlic fried rice. Got it.
[12:19] Dad
    Six garlic spring rolls
    and six garlic shumai!
[12:23] Man
    That's six garlic spring
    rolls and six garlic shumai.
[12:26] Dad
    What? You want to get some to go, too?
[12:28] Dad
    If you insist.
[12:29] Dad
    Three giga-large orders
    of garlic yakisoba to go!
[12:33] Man
    Three giga-large orders
    of garlic yakisoba to go.
[12:36] Customer
    He's still ordering.
[12:37] Dad
    By the way, since Mai
    will be staying with you,
[12:40] Dad
    as her father, I'd like
    to ask you something.
[12:42] Mitsugu
    Yes?
[12:44] Dad
    What's your blood glucose level?
[12:46] Mitsugu
    I believe it's around 82
    milligrams per deciliter.
[12:52] Mitsugu
    I think those are normal levels.
[12:55] Dad
    What about your red blood cell,
    white blood cell, and platelet levels?
[12:58] Mitsugu
    I believe they're all normal.
[13:01] Dad
    That won't do.
[13:03] Dad
    If you're going to be living with Mai,
    you need to know your precise values.
[13:07] Mitsugu
    Yes, sir.
[13:09] Dad
    What about your family?
[13:11] Mitsugu
    My dad's currently overseas.
[13:14] Dad
    Overseas? What does he do?
[13:16] Mitsugu
    He's a scholar.
[13:19] Dad
    A scholar.
[13:21] Dad
    Where does he teach?
[13:23] Mitsugu
    He teaches archaeology at the
    Royal Danish University of Helsink.
[13:28] Dad
    University of Helsink? Archaeology?
[13:33] Chihiro
    Thanks for waiting.
[13:35] Mitsugu
    You came. Doctor Chihiro,
    that took you long enough.
[13:39] Dad
    Doctor?
[13:41] Mitsugu
    This is Doctor Chihiro,
    my high school's doctor.
[13:44] Chihiro
    Nice to meet you.
    My name is Chihiro Chimatsuri.
[13:49] Dad
    What a beautiful woman!
[13:52] Dad
    Hello.
[13:54] Dad
    I am Mai's—
[13:56] Chihiro
    Let's cut to the case.
    I want two liters of your blood.
[14:03] Dad
    You dare to draw blood from a vampire?
[14:06] Dad
    What kind of doctor are you?
[14:08] Chihiro
    A vampire is scared to give
    a mere two liters of blood?
[14:12] Chihiro
    Have you no shame?
[14:13] Dad
    Then perhaps I'll sip on
    some of yours like wine.
[14:18] Mitsugu
    There's a proper order to these things.
[14:20] Mai
    You can do it, both of you.
[14:30] Dad
    My son—
[14:30] Dad
    rather, my daughter, I have returned.
[14:35] Mitsugu
    Dad!
[14:37] Mitsugu Dad
    You weren't at home,
    so I figured you'd be here.
[14:44] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[14:45] Mitsugu Dad
    You're Gilles de Rais,
    Gillesde Rais the vampire.
[14:49] Mai Dad
    And you're Van Helsink, the University
    of Helsink's Professor Bamba.
[14:55] Mitsugu Dad
    Don't speak in such an
    obviously expository manner.
[14:57] Mai Dad
    The same goes for you.
[14:58] Mitsugu
    What? You two know each other?!
[15:01] Mitsugu Dad
    Indeed. I've found you at last.
[15:05] Mai Dad
    We're destined to be rivals.
[15:08] Mitsugu
    Rivals?
[15:09] Mitsugu Dad
    Let's go, Rais!
[15:10] Mai Dad
    Bring it on, Bam!
[15:22] Chihiro
    Hold it right there.
[15:25] Chihiro
    Could you wait to turn this man into
    ash until after I've drawn his blood?
[15:29] Mitsugu Dad
    Who are you?
[15:31] Mitsugu
    She's my school doctor.
[15:33] Chihiro
    Here I come.
[15:40] Chihiro
    Looks like you're not
    completely incompetent.
[15:47] Customer A
    I-Incredible!
[15:49] Customer B
    Her thighs!
[15:54] Mai Dad
    Who is this woman?
[15:56] Chihiro
    Your blood is mine, vampire.
[15:59] Mai Dad
    You won't get any of my blood,
    you blood drawing wench.
[16:02] Chihiro
    Don't act like you haven't sucked
    the blood from countless people.
[16:06] Chihiro
    Donating your own blood every
    once in a while won't hurt you.
[16:10] Mai Dad
    I wouldn't be a vampire
    if I feared retribution.
[16:13] Mai Dad
    Once I finish off this priest, you're next.
[16:18] Mitsugu Dad
    Has your personality changed?
[16:20] Chihiro
    Who changes personality and copyright
    infringing reference mid-fight?
[16:24] Chihiro
    Gold-bugs!
[16:37] Mitsugu Dad
    Such flashy techniques
    won't work against him.
[16:40] Mitsugu Dad
    Let's settle this, Gilles de Rais.
[17:12] Swat A
    Where are the terrorists?
[17:13] Swat B
    Shoot everyone who puts up a fight!
[17:28] Mai Dad
    How regrettable.
[17:30] Mai Dad
    I thought I'd finally have my revenge
    tonight, after so many years.
[17:34] Chihiro
    Your injuries were shallow.
[17:36] Chihiro
    You deserve your disappointment.
[17:38] Mai Dad
    It's your fault for interfering!
[17:40] Mitsugu Dad
    Damn it. I was so close to killing him.
[17:44] Mai
    Why do you guys hate each other so much?
[17:47] Mitsugu
    What happened between the two of you?
[17:50] Mai Dad
    My great-uncle, my mother's cousin,
    and my father's second cousin
[17:55] Mai Dad
    and my father's second cousin were all
    staked by this man and turned to dust.
[18:00] Mitsugu Dad
    I'll kill your entire family.
[18:03] Mai Dad
    What was that?!
[18:05] Mitsugu Dad
    You wanna fight?!
[18:06] Mai
    You can do it, both of you.
[18:08] Mitsugu
    Don't cheer them on.
[18:09] Chihiro
    Calm down, you old farts.
[18:13] Chihiro
    I, Doctor Chihiro Chimidoro,
    shall humbly handle this situation.
[18:17] Mai Dad
    I won't let a mere doctor handle this!
[18:19] Mitsugu Dad
    Stay out of this, outsider!
[18:21] Chihiro
    Idiots!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[18:22] Chihiro
    I'm not an outsider!
[18:24] Chihiro
    I'm Mai's guardian while she's
    living in this country!
[18:27] Mitsugu
    I know she doesn't mean that.
[18:30] Mitsugu
    Older women are scary.
[18:33] Chihiro
    Who's an older woman?
[18:35] Mitsugu
    I didn't say that.
[18:39] Chihiro
    How could you inflict your old
    grudge on these young girls?
[18:43] Chihiro
    What terribly unreasonable behavior.
[18:46] Chihiro
    Furthermore, if you attempt to
    destroy the beautiful fellowship
[18:50] Chihiro
    that has formed in this country
    between human and vampire...
[18:56] Chihiro
    I'll make sure you pay for it.
[19:02] Mitsugu
    Doctor, I hate to interrupt when
    you're clearly so excited,
[19:05] Mitsugu
    but they're not listening to you.
[19:07] Mai Dad
    Die!
[19:08] Mitsugu
    Nonsense!
[19:10] Chihiro
    You middle-aged delinquents,
    you've got some gall!
[19:14] Mai Dad
    Bastard!
[19:18] Chihiro
    Now, if you'll excuse me...
[19:24] Mitsugu
    I can never let my guard down around her.
[19:36] Mitsugu
    And so, our long night ended.
[19:42] Mitsugu Dad
    What do you think you're
    doing while I've been gone?
[19:45] Mitsugu Dad
    You're living with a vampire, of all things.
[19:58] Mitsugu Dad
    Such a cute girl—
[19:59] Mitsugu Dad
    I mean, how wretched.
[20:08] Mitsugu
    Shut up!
[20:09] Mitsugu
    A father who leaves his home to wander the
    world has no right to tell me what to do!
[20:15] Mitsugu
    This is why Mom cheated on and left you!
[20:19] Mitsugu
    Are you listening?
[20:20] Mitsugu Dad
    Your broad-minded father will pretend he
    didn't hear those fatal words you just spoke.
[20:28] Mitsugu
    I really do have a terrible family.
[20:32] Mitsugu
    Well, whatever. Mai is my family now.
[20:35] Mitsugu Dad
    What kind of nonsense is that?
[20:37] Mitsugu Dad
    I won't allow it!
[20:38] Mitsugu Dad
    We're kicking that girl out immediately!
[20:41] Mitsugu
    No way. I'm never leaving Mai.
[20:44] Mitsugu Dad
    I'm the head of this household!
    I won't allow it!
[20:47] Mitsugu
    I'm the head of this household!
[20:49] Mitsugu Dad
    No enemy of humanity will
    be part of my family!
[20:57] Deliveryman
    Hello, Bat Delivery Service here.
[20:59] Deliveryman
    I'm here to pick up and deliver a package.
[21:01] Mitsugu
    Pick up and deliver?
[21:02] Deliveryman
    I've been asked to deliver one
    coffin by cash on delivery.
[21:05] Mitsugu
    A coffin? I didn't place that order.
[21:08] Deliveryman
    It says here that it was
    ordered by a Doctor Chihiro.
[21:12] Mitsugu
    Chihiro?
[21:13] Mitsugu
    I see. She wanted to get Mai's dad
    away from mine while he's asleep.
[21:18] Deliveryman
    I'll be taking this.
[21:35] Mitsugu Dad
    Romania, huh?
[21:37] Mitsugu Dad
    All right. I'll beat him
    there and finish him off.
[21:42] Mitsugu
    What? Wait, Dad!
[21:45] Mitsugu Dad
    Remember this, my daughter.
[21:47] Mitsugu Dad
    Vampires are enemies of humanity.
[21:51] Mitsugu Dad
    Your friendship shall never pay off!
[22:05] Mitsugu Dad
    Your friendship shall never pay off!
SIGN    Episode 6 "Castle of Vania"
[23:45] Chihiro
    Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
[23:48] Chihiro
    Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
    be played by Bamban Mitsugu.
[23:52] Chihiro
    Block 1 boss Franken will
    be played by Katsuno.
[23:53] Chihiro
    The night school shall participate in the
    school festival by putting on a play.
[23:55] Chihiro
    Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.

E6 - Castle of Vania

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[01:37] Sign
    Night School
[01:39] Chihiro
    So, anyway...
[01:41] Chihiro
    You've become the first class of the
    Seijumonji High School night school.
[01:47] Chihiro
    I, Chihiro Chimatsuri,
    will be your homeroom teacher.
[01:51] Chihiro
    I'll be teaching you all subjects.
[01:52] Horita
    No way.
[01:53] Kanbaru
    Seriously?
[01:54] Okada
    Are you even qualified to do that?
[01:56] Chihiro
    I'll now take attendance to confirm the
    presence of all our regulars cast members.
[02:00] Chihiro
    Karate Club Captain
    Masumi Katsuno, blood type O.
[02:03] Katsuno
    Here.
[02:04] Chihiro
    Your subordinates Kanbara,
    Okada, and Horita.
[02:08] Chihiro
    I hope people remember your names.
    Blood types, unknown.
[02:11] All
    Osu!
[02:12] Katsuno
    Don't say "osu" in my presence!
[02:13] Chihiro
    Dance Club Captain Nami Unten, blood type O.
[02:18] Nami
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:19] Chihiro
    Cinema Club Captain
    Maki Watabe, blood type AB.
[02:23] Maki
    Cut.
[02:25] Chihiro
    Cosplay Club Captain
    Kaoru Konno, blood type B.
[02:29] Kaoru
    Here.
[02:30] Chihiro
    Chairman of the Discipline Committee
    Jinko Sumida, blood type—
[02:33] Jinko
    I'm a type A perfectionist.
[02:35] Jinko
    Ostriches are an animal found in zoos,
[02:37] Jinko
    but compromise is a word
    not found in my dictionary.
[02:40] Chihiro
    Blood Donation Club Captain
    Mitsugu Bambam, blood type chimera.
[02:43] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Bambam,
    it's Mitsugu Bamba.
[02:47] Chihiro
    We're only nine students
    and one teacher right now,
[02:50] Chihiro
    but allow me to introduce
    our transfer student.
[02:52] Chihiro
    Come on out.
[03:01] Mitsugu
    Mai in a school uniform, huh?
[03:04] Mitsugu
    Her knock-knee legs look absolutely
    lovely in blue-black tights.
[03:13] Okada
    Her handwriting is great.
[03:14] Horita
    You can read that?
[03:17] Mai
    My name is Mai Vlad Transylvania.
[03:26] Chihiro
    Estimated age 400 years old,
    blood type unknown.
[03:29] Chihiro
    She smuggled herself here from the distant
    Eastern European land of Romania.
[03:33] Chihiro
    Make sure you don't rat her out to
    the police or immigration control.
[03:38] All
    Roger!
[03:41] Chihiro
    Now that we've introduced our transfer
    student, let's jump right into it.
[03:45] Chihiro
    The most standard of all
    standard school events.
SIGN    Stake Festival 2020
    Night Class 2B Program
[03:51] Kanbara
    I knew it.
[03:53] Horita
    I thought it was about time this showed up.
[03:55] Chihiro
    I wish we could take our time democratically
    determining what we'll do,
[04:00] Chihiro
    but since our budget and time are limited,
[04:02] Chihiro
    based on my arbitrary decision-making
    and personal prejudices,
[04:05] Chihiro
    the Blood Donation Club's
    program will feature—
[04:07] Okada
    A maid café!
[04:08] Katsuno
    An idol café!
[04:09] Horita
    A beef bowl shop!
[04:10] Kanbara
    A standing soba shop!
[04:11] Chihiro
    Fools! That's not what we're doing!
[04:14] Chihiro
    The night school shall participate in the
    school festival by putting on a play.
[04:19] Maki
    A play, huh? That's an appropriate choice.
[04:21] Jinko
    What will we be performing?
SIGN    "Konjiki Yasha"
    (The Golden Demon)
SIGN    "My Second
    Brother"
SIGN    "Lust for Life"
[04:33] Kanbara
    Kiniro Yorumata?
[04:35] Katsuno
    Idiot, it's pronounced "Yasha."
[04:36] Kanbara
    Yasha Yorumata?
[04:38] Maki
    Horror.
[04:39] Horita
    My Second Brother? What's he second in?
[04:41] Horita
    Lust for Life? Is that a porno?
[04:42] Maki
    I'm telling you, let's do horror.
[04:43] Okada
    Sounds kind of plain.
[04:45] Okada
    Shouldn't we go with something
    flashier for a school festival?
[04:47] Kaoru
    Let's adapt the masterwork
    Castle of Vania.
[04:50] Kanbara
    Good idea. I agree.
[04:52] Mitsugu
    Don't you think that's a little too cliché?
[04:56] Maki
    Won't Komi have something
    to say about that?
[04:59] Koaru**
    That's why it's Castle of Vania.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
SIGN    Castle of Vania
[05:04] Kaoru
    I, Kaoru, shall take
    responsibility for the show.
[05:07] Kaoru
    It'll surely be a success.
[05:09] Maki
    Well, we do have the perfect leading lady.
[05:12] Mitsugu
    I knew it.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
[05:15] Chihiro
    The following are the cast and
    staff roles for the play.
[05:19] Chihiro
    Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
[05:22] Mai
    I look forward to working with everyone.
[05:28] Chihiro
    Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
    be played by Bambam Mitsugu.
[05:32] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[05:33] Chihiro
    What? You're unhappy with your role?
[05:35] Mitsugu
    No, not really.
[05:37] Mitsugu
    Well, I guess that means Mai
    and I are the main characters.
[05:41] Chihiro
    Block 1 boss Franken will
    be played by Katsuno.
[05:44] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[05:45] Chihiro
    Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.
[05:48] Nami
    Aye, sir.
[05:49] Chihiro
    Block 3 boss Mummy will for some reason
    by played by me, Chihiro Chimatsuri.
[05:55] Chihiro
    And block 4 boss Reaper
    will be played by Kaoru.
[05:59] Kaoru
    I'll handle costumes and play a role.
[06:01] Chihiro
    The back, later renamed to
    Flea Man, will be played by Kanbara.
[06:05] Kanbara
    Osu!
[06:06] Chihiro*
    The making-of photography and direction
    will be handled by Maki Watabe.
[06:09] Maki
    All right. I get to film
    a documentary for free.
[06:12] Chihiro
    And production will be handled by—
[06:14] Jinko
    You haven't forgotten me, have you?
[06:16] Jinko
    Just so you know, I don't want to do this.
[06:19] Chihiro
    The rest of you will play minor roles
    like crows and skeletons as appropriate.
[06:23] Chihiro
    Rehearsal begins tomorrow.
[06:26] Chihiro
    That's all.
SIGN    First Day of Rehearsal
[06:39] Nami
    You know, they don't scream in the game.
[06:43] Kaoru
    We're following the disk system
    version, so it's fine.
[06:46] Nami
    They don't scream in the
    disk system version, either.
[06:49] Nami
    Well, whatever.
[06:54] Jinko
    What kind of rehearsal is this?
[06:58] Jinko
    I knew I couldn't let you guys handle it.
[07:01] Jinko
    Do you really think you can
    adapt that masterwork
[07:03] Jinko
    for the stage with this lukewarm rehearsal?
[07:06] Mitsugu
    Masterwork? Jinko, you used to be a gamer?
[07:09] Jinko
    Not used to be. I'm still a hardcore gamer.
[07:13] Jinko
    I won't allow you to tarnish that
    masterwork with your inferior remake.
[07:19] Chihiro
    Anyway, I know it's sudden,
    but for various reasons,
[07:23] Chihiro
    allow me to introduce you
    to your new director.
[07:25] Kaoru
    Nobody told us about that.
[07:27] Maki
    Doctor, what do you mean by various reasons?
[07:30] Chihiro
    It's nothing you kids need to know about.
[07:32] Chihiro
    Your new director is the Chairman of
    the Discipline Committee Jinko Sumida
[07:38] Chihiro
    whom you all hate so much,
    also known as Jinko Ninagawa.
[07:41] Chihiro
    Her type A blood means she's
    a methodical perfectionist.
[07:45] Jinko
    I knew I'd be the perfect director.
[07:47] Nami
    What does that mean?
[07:48] Jinko
    Now that I'm the director, the lukewarm
    developments we've seen so far...
[07:59] Jinko
    ...are over!
[08:00] Chihiro
    You sound nothing like him.
[08:03] All
    Ninagawa?
[08:05] All
    That's Ninagawa...
SIGN    Stage Name Succession
    Ninagawa Jinko
[08:18] Maki
    Good, good. Things are
    starting to get exciting.
SIGN    Second Day of Rehearsal
[08:25] Jinko
    You idiot!
SIGN    Sirloin
[08:29] Jinko
    I told you to walk sluggishly!
[08:32] Jinko
    In what universe is Franken
    agile, you idiot?
[08:37] Jinko
    Don't tip-toe!
[08:40] Jinko
    No walking on the balls of
    your feet either, karate boy!
[08:44] Jinko
    Forget about karate!
[08:48] Mitsugu
    W-Wow, her personality has changed completely.
[08:51] Jinko
    What about my personality?
[08:53] Mitsugu
    Whoopsy daisy, my thoughts
    were leaking again.
[08:55] Jinko
    Nobody says whoopsy daisy
    anymore, you Sakurajima radish!
[09:02] Jinko
    Don't you dare sleep!
[09:04] Jinko
    Medusa, stop playing with the props!
[09:07] Jinko
    Reaper, stop dancing around!
[09:11] Jinko
    Mummy, who gave you permission to smoke?
[09:17] Jinko
    Why are you filming me?
[09:20] Nami
    This degree of perfectionism is annoying.
[09:25] Mai
    She's scary.
[09:27] Mitsugu
    Your character doesn't go on until the end,
[09:29] Mitsugu
    and we probably won't make
    it that far tonight.
[09:32] Mitsugu
    You must be hungry, so you can leave.
[09:34] Mai
    Don't mind if I do.
[09:36] Jinko
    Why are you letting her leave?
[09:38] Jinko
    Understanding the flow of the play is
    the most fundamental part of rehearsal.
[09:42] Jinko
    You think you can run off early
    just because you're not onstage?
[09:43] Jinko
    And you call yourself a professional!
[09:45] Mitsugu
    But we're not professionals.
[09:47] Mai
    I-I'm scared.
[09:48] Mitsugu
    Mai is anemic. Cut her some slack tonight.
[09:52] All
    We'll walk her home!
[09:53] Katsuno
    Go to hell!
[09:55] Katsuno
    Mai-tan, are you leav—
[09:58] Jinko
    I thought I told you to move sluggishly!
[10:02] Jinko
    You lousy actors!
[10:24] Mitsugu
    You must be tired, Mai. I'm sorry.
[10:27] Mitsugu
    We're doing all of this to procure
    food for you, so try to—
[10:33] Mitsugu
    Is something wrong, Mai?
[10:35] Mitsugu
    Did you not like that blood?
[10:38] Mai
    It's not that.
[10:40] Mai
    All I do is cause trouble for everyone.
[10:43] Mai
    I really am a worthless vampire.
[10:45] Mitsugu
    Mai, you don't have to worry about that.
[10:48] Mitsugu
    Everyone feels the same
    way, but especially me.
[10:56] Mitsugu
    I've decided to protect you,
    no matter what happens.
[11:01] Mai
    Why are you willing to do so much for me?
[11:05] Mitsugu
    Because since the moment we met, I...
[11:13] Mitsugu
    I... I've always...
[11:19] Jinko
    What are you stammering on
    about, you radish leaf?
[11:23] Jinko
    Starting tonight, I'll be
    training you with this whip!
[11:30] Jinko
    Take this, cat!
[11:31] Jinko
    Take this, art objects!
[11:33] Jinko
    Take this, everything else!
    I'll whip it all!
SIGN    Stake Festival 2020
[11:39] Mitsugu
    Before we knew it,
    the day of the play arrived.
[11:44] All
    Wow, look.
[11:45] All
    The entire study body must be here.
SIGN    Night Class Special Production
    Castle of Vania
[11:47] All
    After all, that transfer student
    is the star of the show.
[11:49] All
    I will I could take night classes, too.
[11:51] All
    Will she really take her clothes off?
[11:53] All
    We can't miss this.
[11:54] All
    Do the teachers really get priority
    admission? Unforgivable.
[11:57] All
    We should denounce them.
[11:58] All
    Hurry up and start the show.
[12:00] All
    How long are you going to make us wait?
[12:01] All
    Shut up! The fire station will find us!
[12:03] All
    The cops will show up before that.
[12:04] All
    I told you guys to be quiet!
[12:06] Jinko
    I wasn't expecting so
    many people to show up.
[12:09] Jinko
    I mustn't fail.
[12:11] Jinko
    If the audience ends up booing, it'll leave
    a permanent stain on the night school—
[12:15] Jinko
    no, on my directing career.
[12:21] Jinko
    Listen up, everyone.
[12:23] Jinko
    The bar-bell will ring soon.
[12:25] Jinko
    This is the moment of truth that will
    test the worth of the night school.
[12:29] Jinko
    Remember why we shed all that blood,
    sweat, and tears over the past few days.
[12:35] Mitsugu
    That's because you threatened us.
[12:37] Jinko
    Believe in yourselves.
[12:39] Mitsugu
    I have zero confidence in us.
[12:41] Jinko
    Make your hearts one.
[12:43] Mitsugu
    We couldn't be less unified.
[12:44] Jinko
    Let's make this play a success!
[12:46] All
    Yeah!
[12:47] Mitsugu
    What are you guys cheering for?
[12:50] Mitsugu
    Huh? Where's Mai?
[12:53] Mitsugu
    Mai? Mai!
[13:00] Chihiro
    She's dead.
[13:01] All
    What?!
[13:02] Chihiro
    She's obviously not dead.
[13:05] Chihiro
    Anxiety has made her anemic.
[13:08] Chihiro
    If we don't give her a transfusion immediately,
    she'll have to drop out of the play.
[13:11] Mitsugu
    A transfusion?
[13:12] Mitsugu
    I'll head home immediately
    to get some blood for her.
[13:14] Chihiro
    Fool. We don't have time for that.
[13:17] Chihiro
    The curtains will rise soon.
[13:19] Jinko
    Why does it have to be now?
[13:21] Jinko
    This is why amateurs are useless.
[13:23] Mitsugu
    Jinko, you've gone too far.
[13:25] Mitsugu
    Besides, you're an amateur yourself.
[13:27] Chihiro
    Judging by your condition, you've
    got plenty of blood to spare.
[13:31] Jinko
    What?
[13:32] Mitsugu
    The decision Doctor Chihiro
    made in this moment
[13:34] Mitsugu
    would determine how the situation
    changed going forward,
[13:38] Mitsugu
    but faced with the possibility
    that our leading lady
[13:40] Mitsugu
    might have to drop out
    just before curtains rose,
[13:42] Mitsugu
    we couldn't afford to predict that.
[13:46] Maki
    Stage right camera 2, are you ready?
[13:48] Taguchi
    Camera 2 ready.
[13:49] Maki
    Make sure you capture Simon's entrance.
[13:51] Taguchi
    Got it.
[13:52] Maki
    Balcony camera 3.
[13:54] Yuasa
    Camera 3 rolling.
[13:55] Maki
    Camera 1, start.
[13:57] Tsujimoto
    Camera rolling.
[13:58] Maki
    Now give me some great shots.
[14:01] Maki
    Not that I'm expecting much.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Act 1 The Dark Road
[14:22] Mitsugu
    Ah, I've finally arrived at this castle.
[14:26] Mob
    I've been waiting for you, Blood Donation
    Club Captain Mitsugu Bambam.
[14:28] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Bambam, it's Mitsugu Bamba.
[14:31] Mob
    Okay, okay.
[14:34] Nami
    Are you Simon Belmond?
[14:39] Nami
    You shall not pass!
[14:50] Nami
    Why did dodge that?
[14:52] Mitsugu
    It looked like it would hurt.
[14:53] Nami
    Then how about this?
[15:02] Mitsugu
    Who are you, Sarah Bryant?
[15:04] Nami
    I'm Jill Valentine.
[15:06] Jinko
    What are those idiots doing?!
[15:10] Jinko
    The hearts. Release the hearts.
[15:12] Kanbara
    Usu.
[15:16] Mitsugu
    I won. Now the pocket
    watch sub-weapon is mine.
[15:21] Mob
    Get 'em!
[15:22] Mob
    Get more hearts and your
    pocket watch is unstoppable!
[15:25] Mob
    Get more lives!
[15:27] Nami
    I don't think so!
[15:30] Mitsugu
    Let go! Let go of me, you bitch!
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Bitch, bitch, bitch!
[15:36] Maki
    Oh, that's good.
[15:42] Mitsugu
    Out of the way!
[15:44] Mitsugu
    Out of the way!
[15:55] Mitsugu
    Damn it. My body will never last like this.
[15:59] Kaoru
    Simon, well done making it this far.
[16:01] Kaoru
    But you won't make it past here.
[16:04] Mitsugu
    Give me a minute. I'm out of breath.
[16:07] Kaoru
    The disk system version can't be paused.
[16:11] Mitsugu
    Hey, this is real!
[16:13] Kaoru
    Die, die, die, die, die!
[16:19] Mob
    Ow!
[16:20] Mob
    She stabbed me!
[16:23] Maki
    Good, good. Camera 2, move up.
[16:27] Maki
    Camera 3, zoom and follow them.
[16:29] Katsuno
    Reaper, get out of the way.
[16:31] Kaoru
    What? You don't appear until the next stage.
[16:34] Katsuno
    We don't have time for your lukewarm shit.
[16:36] Katsuno
    A man settles his scores with his fists.
[16:38] Kaoru
    But I'm a girl.
[16:42] Mitsugu
    I was up all night training with Jinko.
[16:45] Mitsugu
    Take this!
[16:46] Katsuno
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:52] Mitsugu
    Move, move, move!
[16:56] Kanbara
    I'll get you, Simon!
[17:03] Kanbara
    There's nowhere to run, Simon.
[17:06] Mitsugu
    Your underhanded bastards.
[17:08] Katsuno
    Die!
[17:10] Mitsugu
    I can't breathe. Katsuno, don't
    you think you're overdoing it?
[17:14] Katsuno
    Shut up. I sensed a personal
    grudge behind that whipping!
SIGN    Personal Grudge
    Private malice or spite
[17:23] Nami
    How dare you use that move on a girl?!
[17:25] Mitsugu
    Nami!
[17:28] Nami
    I, Nami Unten, won't allow
    such unrestricted violence.
[17:35] Katsuno
    In anime, we enjoy extraterritorial rights.
[17:38] Katsuno
    Boys, are you ready?
[17:45] Mob
    It's the intermission.
[17:49] Chihiro
    That was close, but your
    special item saved you.
[17:54] Jinko
    After that performance, the final
    scene has to go perfectly.
[17:58] Jinko
    Dracula Mai, are you ready?
[18:02] Mai
    Yes.
[18:05] Mai
    I shall put on a perfect
    performance, Jinko-san.
SIGN    Act 2 The Crimson Showdown
[18:23] Mob
    This is what we've been waiting for!
[18:24] Mob
    Miss Dracula!
[18:25] Mob
    The star of the show!
[18:28] Mai
    I am the late Count Dracula's
    lawful wife, Dracula Mai.
[18:36] Mitsugu
    There you are, Dracula Mai.
[18:39] Mitsugu
    The time has finally come to defeat you.
[18:43] Mai
    Don't expect that to work out for you.
[18:45] Mitsugu
    "Don't expect that to work out for you?"
[18:47] Mitsugu
    Was that one of her lines?
[18:51] Mitsugu
    Huh? What's gotten into Mai?
[18:54] Mitsugu
    Could it be?
[18:55] Mai
    If I'm going to play a vampire,
    I'll play the perfect vampire.
[19:00] Mitsugu
    Perfect? She's under the
    effects of Jinko's blood!
[19:05] Mai
    Simon Belmond, I'm coming for you!
[19:10] Maki
    Swap with me.
[19:15] Mitsugu
    It's okay, Mai.
[19:16] Mai
    What?
[19:19] Mitsugu
    We were always destined to end up like this.
[19:24] Mitsugu
    Now drink to your heart's content.
[19:40] Jinko
    Why are you ignoring the script?
    What are you doing?
[19:46] Jinko
    Huh?
[19:49] Chihiro
    This isn't good.
[19:50] Chihiro
    The curtains! Lower the curtains!
[19:54] Jinko
    Stop, stop, stop!
[19:56] Mob
    Wow.
[19:58] Mob
    That was intense.
[20:01] Jinko
    Stop! That hurts!
[20:02] Mitsugu
    Mai, calm down! Stop it!
[20:05] Jinko
    No!
[20:13] Chihiro
    There we go.
[20:16] Chihiro
    I suppose I'm partially responsible
    since I fed her Jinko's type A blood.
[20:21] Jinko
    I can't believe the play went that terribly.
[20:28] Jinko
    How will I ever apologize to Antonin Artaud,
    Bertolt Brecht—no, to Ninagawa-sensei?
[20:36] Chihiro
    It wasn't that bad.
[20:39] Chihiro
    Listen to those voices.
[20:42] Jinko
    What?
[20:47] Chihiro
    Let's not disappoint audience
    that watched us until the end.
[20:51] Chihiro
    Line up.
[21:04] Chihiro
    Simon Mitsugu and leading lady Dracula Mai.
[21:08] Mob
    Mai-chan, you're the best!
[21:08] Mitsugu
    Even if Mai ends up sucking my
    blood one day, I won't regret it.
[21:14] Chihiro
    Medusa Nami played by Nami Unten.
[21:19] Chihiro
    Reaper Kaoru played by Kaoru Konno.
[21:23] Mob
    You're just your usual self.
[21:24] Chihiro
    Franken Katsuno and all the rest.
[21:28] All
    Osu! Osu, osu, osu, osu!
[21:31] Chihiro
    The there's me, Mummy Chihiro,
    whose role was cut for time,
[21:36] Chihiro
    and director Jinko Sumida.
[21:42] Mob
    Jinko!
[21:44] All
    Jinko! Jinko! Jinko!
[21:45] Mob
    That was great and totally random!
[21:56] Chihiro
    Now you're one of us, Jinko.
[22:01] Chihiro
    You no longer need your discipline or morals.
SIGN    Castle of Vania
    The End
SIGN    Episode 7 "Day for Night"
[23:45] Maki
    Cut!
[23:47] Maki
    Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
[23:49] Maki
    You two, I told you boys to
    stop looking at the camera.
[23:51] Mitsugu
    It was supposed to be just
    a little independent film.
[23:55] Maki
    This will be a take.

E7 - Day for Night

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SIGN    Bottom Flap
[02:01] Maki
    Cut!
[02:04] Maki
    Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
[02:06] Maki
    You two, I told you boys to
    stop looking at the camera.
[02:11] Maki
    Girl carrying the dog and you two
    on the bike, you're too slow.
[02:15] Maki
    You two walking and eating sweet
    rolls, don't eat before a take.
[02:19] Maki
    This will be a take.
[02:26] Mitsugu
    It was supposed to be just
    a little independent film.
[02:30] Maki
    Feel this in your soul!
[02:30] Mitsugu
    Nobody expected it to turn into
    such a grand undertaking.
[02:37] Mitsugu
    It started one week ago.
[02:43] Chihiro
    A blood drive PV?
[02:46] Mkai
    I believe posters and fliers
    aren't nearly appealing enough.
[02:51] Maki
    In order to reach the entire
    student body, we need a video.
[02:55] Maki
    Not just a banal PR video,
    but a properly entertaining one.
[02:59] Mai
    That sounds kind of fun.
[03:02] Maki
    Naturally, it shall be
    produced by the Cinema Club.
[03:07] Kaoru
    Will we be involved?
[03:09] Maki
    We would appreciate the Cosplay and
    Dance Club's full cooperation.
[03:12] Nami
    Sounds like a pain in the ass.
[03:15] Jinko
    You'd better not fool around like
    you did during the school festival.
[03:19] Mitsugu
    You're one to talk.
[03:21] Chihiro
    I get the gist of it.
[03:23] Chihiro
    But if you're going to make a movie,
    there are a few things you'll need first.
[03:26] Chihiro
    Even if you don't pay the cast or staff
    and use the Cinema Club's equipment,
[03:31] Chihiro
    there're transportation fees, lunch
    fees, beverages, and a snack bar.
[03:36] Chihiro
    And if you're planning on
    releasing it to the public,
[03:38] Chihiro
    the studio fees required to put on the
    finishing touches are nothing to sneeze at.
[03:41] Maki
    I've already come up with an estimate.
[03:43] Maki
    We'll spend two weeks filming, and the
    total cost comes out to 482,520 yen.
[03:49] Kaoru
    480,000 yen?
[03:52] Nami
    Where are we going to
    find that kind of money?
[03:54] Jinko
    Pie in the sky. Castles in the air.
[03:57] Jinko
    This is ridiculous.
[03:58] Chihiro
    Just so you know, I don't
    intend to pay a single cent.
[04:04] Katsuno
    Thanks for waiting.
[04:05] Maki
    How did it go?
[04:07] Katsuno
    500,000 rounded up.
    I had everyone pay in full.
SIGN    500K Yen
[04:12] All
    What?!
[04:13] Nami
    Where did that idiot get that much money?
[04:16] Kaoru
    I bet it was extortion.
[04:18] Jinko
    That's a crime.
[04:19] Kaoru
    Then he robbed a bank.
[04:21] Nami
    Rumor is, Katsuno's actually
    the son of a wealthy family.
[04:25] Kaoru
    He got it from daddy.
[04:27] Katsuno
    What are you squabbling about?
[04:29] Katsuno
    I earned this money with my
    blood, sweat, and fists.
[04:33] Kaoru
    So it was extortion after all.
[04:35] Katsuno
    This means I get to play
    Mai-chan's boyfriend, right?
[04:38] Maki
    A director never goes back on her word.
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
SIGN    Lie
[04:43] Maki
    Anyway, we've met the conditions
    required for production.
[04:47] Maki
    Doctor Chihiro, as the Blood Donation
    Club advisor and night school supervisor,
[04:50] Maki
    I ask for your permission.
[04:52] Chihiro
    Very well.
[04:53] Chihiro
    However, I'm only canceling night
    classes for five days so you can film.
[04:58] Maki
    That's ridiculous!
[05:00] Chihiro
    There's nothing ridiculous about it.
[05:01] Chihiro
    "If you can't finish shooting in five days,
    you wouldn't finish shooting in five years."
[05:04] Chihiro
    A certain movie director once said that.
SIGN    Inu
[05:07] Maki
    Well, whatever. Once filming starts,
    a movie belongs to its director.
SIGN    Naive
[05:15] Maki
    I'll now go over the staff and cast list.
SIGN    Meet Mai (Temp)
[05:19] Maki
    Leading lady Dracula will be
    played by Mai Vlad Transylvania.
[05:23] Mai
    I look forward to working with everyone.
[05:25] Maki
    Her fiancé will be played by Mitsugu Bambam.
[05:27] Mitsugu
    That's to be expected.
[05:29] Maki
    Mitsugu's senior who elopes with Mai
    will be played by Masumi Katsuno.
[05:33] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[05:35] Maki
    Costumes, Kaoru Konno.
[05:37] Kaoru
    The Cosplay Club is finally up at bat again.
[05:40] Maki
    Dance instruction, Nami Unten.
[05:42] Nami
    Better than attending classes.
[05:44] Maki
    Production manager, Jinko Sumida.
[05:46] Jinko
    Stick to the schedule. Discipline on set.
[05:49] Maki
    Executive producer,
    Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri.
[05:54] Maki
    The Cinema Club will devote
    all its energies to direction,
SIGN    Meet Mai (Temp)
[05:57] Maki
    and production will be handled by
    the Karate Club and all the rest.
[06:00] Maki
    And I, Maki Watabe, shall be the director.
[06:05] Maki
    We start shooting one week from now,
    and we'll begin preparing today.
[06:10] All
    Roger!
[06:17] Mitsugu
    Thus, amidst uncertainty and doubt,
    the production of Maki's movie began.
SIGN    FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING
[06:38] Mitsugu
    Katsuno-senpai of the Blood Donation Club,
[06:40] Mitsugu
    allow me to introduce our new member Mai.
[06:43] Maki
    Cut!
[06:45] Maki
    Okay. This will be a take.
[06:48] Taguchi
    Okay.
[06:49] Mitsugu
    Hey, listen.
[06:51] Maki
    Oh, what a surprise.
[06:52] Mitsugu
    What's going on with this movie's script?
[06:55] Maki
    Since we only have five days to film,
    we'll improvise and fix it in editing.
[07:00] Maki
    All that exists is what we're shooting
    that day, Jackie Chan-style.
[07:05] Mitsugu
    But we don't even have today's script.
[07:07] Maki
    We do. It's right in here.
[07:10] Maki
    Even if I gave you a script,
[07:12] Maki
    it's not like you have the ability to come
    up with an acting plan or prepare for the role.
[07:15] Mitsugu
    Yeah, but...
[07:16] Maki
    There's more?
[07:18] Mitsugu
    I feel like I've seen this
    situation before somewhere.
[07:23] Maki
    I'm surprised you've seen it.
SIGN    Day for Night
[07:25] Maki
    It's from the 1973 French
    movie Day for Night
[07:32] Maki
    directed by François Truffaut.
[07:34] Mitsugu
    The guy who played the scientist in
    Close Encounters of the Third Kind?
SIGN    Close Encounters
    of the Third Kind
[07:37] Maki
    He's also an actor, but he's also one of
    the great masters of the French New Wave.
[07:41] Maki
    Though the movie primarily
    takes place on film sets,
SIGN    Day for Night
[07:44] Maki
    it's a masterpiece that's a little different
[07:47] Maki
    from your standard Hollywood
    behind-the-scenes movie.
[07:49] Maki
    It stars English actress Jacqueline Bisset
[07:52] Maki
    and handsome French actor Jean-Pierre
    Léaud, who often worked with Godard.
[07:57] Maki
    And the director in the movie
    is played by Truffaut himself.
[08:02] Maki
    By the way, the English title Day for Night
[08:05] Maki
    refers to the cinematic technique of using filters
[08:08] Maki
    to block out warm-colored light for night scenes.
[08:10] Mitsugu
    I wasn't asking about that.
[08:13] Maki
    The movie being shot within the film is a
    cliché melodrama called Meet Pamela.
SIGN    Meet Pamela
[08:20] Mitsugu
    In other words...
[08:21] Maki
    I'm paying homage to that movie.
SIGN    Meet Mai
[08:24] Maki
    So the title of this movie
    will be Meet Mai.
[08:27] Mitsugu
    Oh, I see—no, wait.
    I wasn't asking about that.
[08:30] Maki
    There's no point in telling you.
[08:31] Mitsugu
    In the first place, isn't this movie
    supposed to promote the blood drive?
[08:35] Maki
    Regardless of the subject of the movie,
    the director needs a personal theme.
[08:41] Maki
    I'm a cinemaphile full of love for movies.
[08:44] Taguchi
    We're on standby.
[08:45] Maki
    This is a take.
[08:47] Maki
    Katsuno!
[08:48] Maki
    This is the scene where you and the heroine
[08:50] Maki
    meet that foreshadows your eventual elopement.
[08:54] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do!
[08:56] Taguchi
    This is a take.
[08:58] Club C
    Meet Mai scene number unknown,
    cut number unknown. Take one.
[09:03] Maki
    Ready, action!
[09:10] Mitsugu
    Katsuno-senpai, allow me to
    introduce our new member Mai.
[09:14] Maki
    Cut!
[09:15] Maki
    Camera B, are you getting
    that closeup of Katsuno?
[09:18] Club C
    Katsuno's missing.
[09:19] Both
    What?
[09:21] Katsuno
    Take this!
[09:22] Katsuno
    I'm taking you with me!
[09:27] Mitsugu
    He kidnapped Mai?!
[09:30] Maki
    After them!
[09:31] Chihiro
    That won't be necessary. Click.
SIGN    Censored
[09:40] All
    Captain!
[09:43] Chihiro
    I installed an anti-theft
    self-destruct spark plug.
[09:46] Maki
    Doctor, you installed
    that in your own moped?
[09:50] Mitsugu
    What if Mai is dead?
[09:52] Chihiro
    That girl isn't that fragile.
[09:58] Chihiro
    Since my moped was well-insured,
[10:01] Chihiro
    starting next week I'll be
    riding a brand new moped.
[10:04] Mitsugu
    Miraculously, Katsuno survived,
SIGN    ° Insurance fraud is a crime.
[10:07] Mitsugu
    but there was no trace of the
    Vespa we'd been using to film,
[10:10] Mitsugu
    and thus, the first day of shooting concluded.
SIGN    SECOND DAY OF SHOOTING
[10:16] Mitsugu
    Maki pulled herself together,
    announced that starting today,
[10:20] Mitsugu
    we'd return to a clean slate,
    and filming resumed.
[10:23] Kaoru
    I'm finished with the stunt
    double's makeup and costume.
[10:26] Taguchi
    GoPro is ready.
[10:29] Tsujimoto
    Projector is ready, as well.
[10:30] Maki
    Attention!
[10:33] Maki
    After eloping with Katsuno,
    Mai attempts to return to her fiancé,
[10:38] Maki
    but she speeds off a cliff
    and meets her untimely demise.
[10:42] Maki
    It's the most spectacular
    scene of this movie.
[10:44] Maki
    Let's keep this tight!
[10:46] All
    Yeah!
[10:48] Maki
    Stunt double on standby.
[10:51] Jinko
    This is the only day we're
    doing such an elaborate shoot.
[10:55] Maki
    It's better than having
    to travel to a location.
[10:57] Maki
    We don't have the money for that.
[10:59] Mitsugu
    Do you have a minute?
[11:01] Maki
    What?
[11:03] Mitsugu
    There's something I want to ask you.
[11:05] Maki
    What is it?
[11:06] Mitsugu
    This is called rear projection, right?
[11:09] Maki
    What about it?
[11:11] Mitsugu
    Since the vehicle isn't actually moving,
    why do we need a stunt double?
[11:17] Maki
    You think I'd risk putting
    my lead actress in danger?
[11:23] Mitsugu
    Danger? Where's the danger?
[11:25] Mitsugu
    Aren't we just combining the actors'
    performance with a projected image?
[11:28] Maki
    Just shut up and watch this.
[11:30] Maki
    Lights.
[11:32] Maki
    Screen.
[11:33] Tsujimoto
    Projection, start.
[11:36] Maki
    Performance department, begin shaking.
[11:39] Maki
    Okada, keep your head down.
[11:41] Maki
    People will know you're a double.
[11:44] Maki
    Lights, begin shaking.
[11:52] Maki
    Camera.
[11:53] Taguchi
    Camera rolling.
[11:55] Maki
    Okay, action!
[12:04] Maki
    Pyrotechnics, are you ready?
[12:06] Club C
    Pyrotechnics ready.
[12:07] Kaoru
    What are pyrotechnics?
[12:09] Maki
    Fire!
[12:18] Okada
    Mommy!
[12:25] Maki
    We got a great shot.
[12:27] Taguchi
    But this just looks like
    Okada wearing a wig.
[12:31] Maki
    We'll use digital synthesis to fix his face.
[12:33] Jinko
    Where are we going to find
    the budget for that?
[12:36] Mitsugu
    And so, the second day of filming concluded.
SIGN    THIRD DAY OF SHOOTING
[13:24] Mitsugu
    Because Katsuno was stuck in a coma,
[13:27] Mitsugu
    we began hastily filming scenes
    without Katsuno first.
[13:33] Mitsugu
    Katsuno and Mai have eloped and
    greet the dawn at a motel.
[13:37] Mitsugu
    Not wanting to be bothered by room service,
[13:40] Mitsugu
    Mai leaves the remains of her
    breakfast outside her door,
[13:43] Mitsugu
    and a cat drinks milk from her dishes.
SIGN    Soft Skin
[13:46] Mitsugu
    Apparently, it's a recreation of a famous
    scene from Truffaut's Soft Skin.
[13:53] Maki
    Is the cat on standby?
[13:55] Club B
    About that...
[13:56] Maki
    Is there a problem?
[13:58] Club B
    Well, actually...
[13:59] Kaoru
    My kitty Tamasaburo ran away.
[14:02] Maki
    He ran away?
[14:03] Kaoru
    He's a serial escape artist.
[14:06] Maki
    Why did you cast that cat?
[14:09] Kaoru
    There isn't a pet owner who wouldn't
    want to see their own kitty in a movie.
[14:13] Maki
    Then take responsibility by finding him.
[14:16] Kaoru
    I don't think that's possible.
[14:17] Kaoru
    Once he escapes, he doesn't
    return for a week.
[14:20] Kaoru
    Why don't I take responsibility
    by cosplaying a cat instead?
[14:24] Maki
    My movie isn't a comedy.
[14:26] Maki
    Find a replacement cat immediately.
[14:28] Jinko
    Just so you know—
[14:30] Maki
    You're here to tell me that we don't have
    the budget for a professional cat actor, right?
[14:33] Jinko
    As long as you're aware.
[14:35] Tsujimoto
    Director, it's Kanbara-san.
[14:37] Maki
    What about Kanbara?
[14:39] Tsujimoto
    He captured a potential replacement cat.
[14:47] Club C
    Meet Mai, scene unknown,
    cut number unknown. Take one.
[14:51] Maki
    Action!
[14:59] Kanbara
    Go on, Micuras.
[15:01] Kanbara
    Micuras, go. Micuras!
[15:04] Maki
    Cut!
[15:06] Club C
    Take two.
[15:08] Maki
    Action!
[15:19] Maki
    Cut!
[15:21] Taguchi
    Director...
[15:23] Maki
    We'll keep filming until it drinks.
[15:53] Mitsugu
    The cat never drank the milk,
    and the third day of filming concluded.
SIGN    FOURTH DAY OF SHOOTING
[16:29] Mitsugu
    On the fourth day of shooting,
[16:31] Mitsugu
    we filmed the blood donation
    charity ball with the Dance Club.
[16:37] Mitsugu
    But Maki was under a lot of pressure.
[16:44] Maki
    A director's job is to answer questions.
[16:48] Maki
    To direct costumes and color.
[16:50] Maki
    To apply the finishing touches
    to props and makeup.
[16:53] Maki
    They answer 20—no, 30 or
    even 40 questions a day.
[16:57] Maki
    It's not important whether the
    answers are right or wrong.
[17:01] Maki
    What's important is that they
    keep answering questions.
[17:04] Taguchi
    This is a camera rehearsal.
[17:07] Club C
    Music on.
[17:09] Nami
    Two, three. Okay.
[17:13] Katsuno
    Mai-sama!
[17:17] Nami
    Hey, Katsuno!
[17:19] Jinko
    Sexual harassment king!
[17:22] Chihiro
    Out of the way!
[17:32] Chihiro
    He may be obsessed, but Katsuno's
    tenacity is exemplary.
[17:37] Chihiro
    However, after all the sedative I injected
    him with, he won't wake up for a week.
[17:44] Mitsugu
    However, Katsuno recovered by the next day.
[17:48] Taguchi
    We only have one day left.
[17:50] Club B
    But we're low on funds and understaffed.
[17:52] Club C
    If only we weren't working
    with that meathead.
[17:55] Tsujimoto
    If only he'd died on the first day.
[17:57] Taguchi
    Will saying that now fix anything?
[17:59] Taguchi
    We need constructive opinions.
[18:01] Club C
    What does that mean?
[18:03] Club B
    Please don't go after each
    other with personal attacks.
[18:06] Taguchi
    The Seijumonji High School Cinema
    Club's honor is riding on this.
[18:11] Club C
    Yeah, but...
[18:13] Club B
    You crying about it won't fix anything.
[18:16] Taguchi
    Just listen to me!
[18:19] Club B
    Why are you being so tyrannical?
[18:21] Taguchi
    You can't shoot a movie democratically!
[18:23] Club C
    I'm sick of your principled nature!
[18:26] Taguchi
    Oh, come on!
[18:27] Club D
    I hope you all die!
[18:29] Club C
    Die, die, die, die, die!
[18:34] Maki
    Whether we like it or not,
    we only have one day left.
[18:40] Maki
    We'll alter the final scene.
[18:44] Maki
    The Seijumonji High School Cinema Club's
[18:47] Maki
    continued existence is riding
    on tomorrow's shoot!
SIGN    FINAL DAY OF SHOOTING
[19:02] Taguchi
    Director. Director.
[19:05] Taguchi
    Director, we're on standby.
[19:14] Maki
    Mitsugu.
[19:16] Maki
    Don't turn around.
[19:18] Maki
    We're making a few changes
    to the final scene.
[19:22] Maki
    Take this.
[19:25] Mitsugu
    This isn't real, is it?
[19:28] Maki
    Of course it's a film prop, idiot.
[19:33] Maki
    You know how to use it, right?
[19:36] Taguchi
    This is a take.
[19:37] All
    This is a take.
[20:01] Katsuno
    A-A Government?!
[20:04] Mob A
    The new night school student
    is the leading lady.
[20:07] Mob B
    Shockingly, Masumi Katsuno
    is playing opposite her.
[20:10] Mob C
    That gorilla from the Karate Club?
[20:10] Mob B
    Apparently, he paid for the
    entire budget himself.
[20:11] Mob D
    I heard the shoot was incredible.
[20:13] Mob A
    Start the movie already.
[20:14] Mob B
    Don't shout. The fire station will show up.
[20:16] Mob F
    No, the police!
SIGN    Blood Donation Club and Cinema Club
    First Joint Production
SIGN    Meet Mai
SIGN    Censored
[20:26] Mob C
    No objections!
[20:27] Mob E
    We've been waiting for you, Mai-chan!
[20:38] Mitsugu
    Katsuno-senpai of the Blood Donation Club.
[20:41] Mitsugu
    Allow me to introduce our new member Mai.
[20:44] Katsuno
    Take this!
[20:46] Katsuno
    I'm taking you with me!
SIGN    Censored
[21:36] Katsuno
    Where the hell is Maki?!
[21:38] Kaoru
    She fled a while ago.
[21:46] Maki
    A movie director must not fear failure.
[21:51] Maki
    They need an indomitable spirit that
    can get up after countless setbacks.
[21:55] Maki
    Because that is what's
    demanded of a director.
SIGN    Episode 8 "Looong story..."
[23:45] Chihiro
    Everyone has a secret.
[23:49] Chihiro
    Naturally, I am no exception.
[23:53] Chihiro
    Nothing's more expensive than free, idiots.

E8 - Looong story...

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[01:38] Chihiro
    Everyone has a secret.
[01:44] Chihiro
    Naturally, I am no exception.
[01:52] Chihiro
    I had as many choices as there are stars.
[01:58] Chihiro
    So what am I doing here?
[02:05] Chihiro
    By day, I fight alone as advisor
    to the Blood Donation Club.
SIGN    Fight Alone
SIGN    Strenuous Effort
[02:10] Chihiro
    It requires strenuous effort.
[02:13] Chihiro
    By night, I perform the backbreaking work
    of being the night school's only teacher.
SIGN    Backbreaking
[02:19] Chihiro
    It leaves me covered in wounds.
SIGN    Covered in Wounds
[02:22] Chihiro
    When I think back on it,
    my life has been unrewarding.
[02:27] Chihiro
    If I'd been more honest back then,
[02:32] Chihiro
    perhaps a different life
    would've awaited me.
[02:37] Mitsugu
    They didn't have any pork buns.
[02:41] Mitsugu
    What are you doing getting
    worked up by yourself?
[02:45] Chihiro
    Why did you show up all of a sudden?
[02:47] Mitsugu
    All of a sudden?
[02:48] Mitsugu
    You're the one who told me to
    bring you something to eat.
[02:51] Chihiro
    Oh, right. I'd completely forgotten.
[02:55] Mitsugu
    I'm not your errand girl, you know.
[02:59] Mitsugu
    It's rather inconvenient for
    you to casually contact me.
[03:02] Chihiro
    Now, now. Don't be so uptight.
[03:06] Chihiro
    I spend my weekends doing research.
    Put yourself in my shoes.
[03:11] Mitsugu
    Don't you enjoy doing that?
[03:13] Chihiro
    Who would enjoy this?
[03:15] Chihiro
    I'm not like you, blood donation enthusiast.
[03:18] Mitsugu
    By the way, why were you
    talking to yourself?
[03:22] Chihiro
    What? Did I say something?
[03:25] Mitsugu
    You said something about
    an unrewarding life.
[03:28] Chihiro
    It was the cry of my heart.
[03:32] Chihiro
    It's not something little
    kids would understand.
[03:34] Mitsugu
    Huh. Well, I'm not particularly
    interested in understanding, anyway.
[03:45] Mitsugu
    Memories?
[03:48] Chihiro
    Don't touch that!
[03:49] Chihiro
    This is my soul!
[03:56] Maki
    Her soul?
[03:58] Kaoru
    Sounds kind of fishy.
[04:00] Naomi
    I bet it's something really expensive.
[04:03] Mitsugu
    It might be something really rare.
[04:07] Kaoru
    Might be? You were satisfied
    with that and left?
[04:10] Mitsugu
    She stuck it in the fridge and
    locked it right after that.
[04:14] Mitsugu
    And after finishing the cup noodles,
    she had sweet buns and beer.
[04:17] Kaoru
    Sweet buns and beer? Sounds nasty.
[04:22] Maki
    Stop drifting off-topic
    and answer my question.
[04:27] Mitsugu
    I already told you, she wouldn't
    tell me anything else about it.
[04:32] Kaoru
    Sounds fishy.
[04:33] Nami
    Definitely fishy.
[04:35] Maki
    Maybe it's some kind of
    monster's blood again.
[04:41] Kaoru
    Or her ex's.
[04:44] Mitsugu
    What did you just say?
[04:46] Koaru
    Or her ex's.
[04:49] All
    What?!
[04:51] Mitsugu
    Her ex's blood?
[04:53] Nami
    Definitely.
[04:54] Maki
    And she has no sign of
    a boyfriend at her age.
[04:57] Mitsugu
    At her age? You know how old she is?
[04:59] Maki
    Judging by her skin, I think she's over 40.
[05:03] Mitsugu
    And she's got a bad back.
[05:04] Makoru
    And she's got those magnifying glasses.
[05:06] Maki
    I bet she's staying faithful to that man.
[05:09] Mai
    What a wonderful story.
[05:11] Mitsugu
    There's little point in us getting
    excited over speculation.
[05:15] Mitsugu
    But I've never seen that
    color or thickness before.
[05:19] Mitsugu
    Regardless of whose blood it is,
    it's definitely a rare type.
[05:24] Maki
    In that case...
[05:31] Chihiro
    What do you mean,
    you're all out with stomachaches?
[05:35] Mitsugu
    I'm sorry.
[05:36] Mitsugu
    We ate some pot stickers my
    neighbor gave us together.
[05:40] Chihiro
    Nothing's more expensive than free, idiots.
[05:45] Chihiro
    They made me come here for no reason.
[05:54] Kaoru
    That went well.
[05:56] Nami
    I sent the boys a message
    telling them class is canceled
[05:58] Nami
    because the doctor has a stomachache.
[06:00] Mitsugu
    Now we can investigate her secret
    without anyone bothering us.
[06:04] Mitsugu
    More importantly, if it's high quality
    blood, then it's surely nutritious, too.
[06:09] Mitusgu
    I bet it'd be good for Mai.
[06:11] Mai
    I'm starting to get excited.
[06:14] Maki
    Then let's also film this documentary
    on Chihiro's true identity.
[06:21] Maki
    Let's ri—
[06:24] Jinko
    I don't think so.
[06:27] Mitsugu
    What's wrong with you?
    Don't scare us like that.
[06:30] Nami
    There's no class today.
[06:32] Kaoru
    Didn't you check your messages?
[06:34] Jinko
    I'm not that easily deceived.
[06:37] Shirt
    Sirloin
[06:38] Katsuno
    Neither are we.
[06:39] Kanbara
    Sharing is caring.
[06:42] Okada
    Haven't you heard of the Antitrust Act?
[06:44] Horita
    Let us join you.
[06:46] Jinko
    I can't believe you canceled classes.
    Just what are you planning?
[06:52] Maki
    As long as you're all here,
    could you handle the lights?
[07:02] Sign
    School Infirmary
[07:16] Mitsugu
    Chihiro installed a new lock.
[07:20] Kanbara
    Captain, you're up.
[07:22] Katsuno
    Got it.
SIGN    CRACK
SIGN    STING
[07:31] Kaoru
    It didn't work.
[07:32] Maki
    Seriously? We're not getting anywhere.
[07:36] Mai
    Perhaps we should ask him.
SIGN    Franken-kun who will transfer
    in Episode 10
[07:41] Mai
    Franken, you're so wonderful.
[07:46] Mitsugu
    Okay, that's enough.
[07:49] Mitsugu
    Now then...
[08:00] Chihiro
    "I thought this might happen."
[08:03] Chihiro
    Haven't you guys heard of Shirou Sanada?
[08:06] Mitsugu
    Doctor? I thought you left already.
[08:09] Chihiro
    You thought I'd be fooled by that lie?
[08:12] Chihiro
    How dare you underestimate me.
[08:15] Mitsugu
    Don't be ridiculous.
[08:17] Chihiro
    You're after this blood, aren't you?
[08:21] Chihiro
    Even if nuclear war or a
    peasant uprising broke out,
[08:26] Chihiro
    I'd never let anyone take this blood.
[08:30] Maki
    Please tell us about that blood
    that's so important to you.
[08:34] Maki
    As youngsters on their way to
    becoming adults, offer us guidance.
[08:38] Maki
    Please, doctor.
[08:43] Chihiro
    If you insist.
[08:45] Chihiro
    I hope you're prepared to listen all night.
[08:49] Chihiro
    It's a long story...
[09:00] Chihiro
    Our meeting was a shocking
    and moving affair.
[09:06] Chihiro
    I distilled old blood and made health
    supplements using the residue.
[09:12] Chihiro
    I sacrificed my youth for the
    sake of that experiment.
[09:17] (Flashback) Deliveryman
    Thanks again.
[09:18] (Flashback) Chihiro
    You're late.
[09:20] (Flashback) Chihiro
    How many hours does it take to
    deliver a cutlet bowl, you...
[09:28] (Flashback) Chihiro
    It's just falling in love.
[09:32] Mitsugu
    That was quick.
[09:33] Maki
    It certainly was shocking.
[09:35] Chihiro
    Shut up and listen!
[09:42] Chihiro
    He taught me what youth was.
[09:49] Chihiro
    Annual pass: 59,000 yen
    plus food and beverage costs.
[09:53] Chihiro
    Arcade games: 35,600 yen
    plus food and beverage costs.
[09:58] Chihiro
    Traditional Japanese games: 124,500 yen
    plus food and beverage costs.
[10:04] Sign
    Chimidoro Bank
[10:04] Sign
    Chihiro Chimatsuri-sama
[10:07] Chihiro
    He taught me that youth is expensive.
[10:14] Chihiro
    Then, one day...
[10:16] (Flashback) Deliveryman
    Thanks again.
[10:18] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Jeez, you're late.
[10:24] Chihiro
    He disappeared...
[10:28] Sign
    Goodbye
[10:28] Chihiro
    ...along with my passbook and personal seal.
[10:39] Chihiro
    After a year and eight
    months of that, finally...
[10:43] (Flashback) Chihiro
    It's done!
[10:46] Chihiro
    It was the product of coincidence and a
    miracle, but my hard work finally paid off.
[10:53] Chihiro
    The supplement I made without
    any trace of odd flavors, mold,
[10:56] Chihiro
    or unwanted cultures provided enough
    energy to run a thousand meters.
[10:59] Mitsugu
    Where can we buy that?
[11:02] Chihiro
    Shut up and listen until I'm finished!
[11:11] Chihiro
    At that time, I was seeing a
    man I'd met on a dating site.
[11:18] (Flashback) Chihiro
    If I apply for a patent, I'll be
    able to pay off all your debt.
[11:23] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Then we can get married.
[11:26] (Flashback) Tonio
    Indeed. We'll build a new
    research lab together.
[11:30] Chihiro
    He was a hematologist like me,
[11:33] Chihiro
    but he carried a lot of
    debt from caring for his parents.
[11:38] Kaoru
    Debt?
[11:39] Maki
    Seriously?
[11:41] Nami
    This is starting to sound sketchy again.
[11:45] (Flashback) Chihiro
    I don't want to leave tonight.
[11:49] (Flashback) Tonio
    Chihiro...
[11:53] (Flashback) Tonio
    Here's looking at you, kid.
[11:56] Mitsugu
    I've heard that line before.
[11:58] Maki
    It's from the 1942 American
    film Casablanca.
[12:03] Maki
    It's a line from the final scene of this immortal
    masterpiece and is exceedingly famous.
[12:08] Maki
    It stars Humphrey Bogart, and the
    heroine is played by Ingrid Bergman.
[12:13] Maki
    By the way, this beautiful actress was
    born in Sweden and is known for—
[12:25] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Promise me you'll return.
[12:28] (Flashback) Tonio
    Of course.
[12:33] Chihiro
    He left on a trip to pay off his debt.
[12:38] Chihiro
    He made a promise to me.
[12:41] Chihiro
    He promised he'd get fit and return with
    a gift of rare and valuable blood.
[12:56] Jinko
    Couldn't he have paid
    off his debt at an ATM?
[12:59] Maki
    Your story is full of anachronisms.
[13:02] Mitsugu
    Are you going to tell us he never returned?
[13:05] Kaoru
    He dumped you.
[13:07] Maki
    It's marriage fraud.
[13:08] Nami
    Happens all the time.
[13:11] Chihiro
    The story is just beginning.
[13:23] Chihiro
    I heard a rumor that he was living
    in a village in the north.
[13:32] Chihiro
    He must've lost his memory
    in an accident or something.
[14:19] (Flashback) Young Woman
    Three winters ago, I found him covered
    in blood in front of my house.
[14:26] (Flashback) Young Woman
    Apparently he'd been beaten
    by some debt collectors.
[14:30] (Flashback) Young Woman
    He regained consciousness, but his
    rehabilitation took a long time.
[14:35] (Flashback) Young Woman
    Every night, he deliriously
    called a woman's name.
[14:42] (Flashback) Chihiro
    He hasn't forgotten me.
[14:48] (Flashback) Young Woman
    You must be Chizuru-san.
[14:54] Mitsugu
    Chizuru?
[14:55] Kaoru
    Who's Chizuru?
[14:57] Jinko
    Does that mean there was another woman?
[14:59] Mitsugu
    Or he remembered your name wrong?
[15:02] Jinko
    Either way, he's awful.
[15:04] Kaoru
    He totally dumped you.
[15:06] Maki
    There's a movie that's not quite like this.
[15:10] Maki
    And that movie is...
[15:13] Maki
    Master director Vittorio De Sica's 1970
    Italian/French/USSR joint production Sunflower.
[15:22] Maki
    It stars Sophia Loren and
    Marcello Mastroianni.
[15:26] Maki
    In Japan, it's known as Sophia
    Loren's greatest masterpiece,
[15:30] Maki
    but personally, I prefer Lyudmila Savelyeva,
[15:34] Maki
    who played Mastroianni's Russian wife.
[15:38] Maki
    That aside, ultimately, it's marriage fraud.
[15:41] Nami
    Happens all the time.
[15:44] Mitsugu
    Well, there's also something wrong
    with people who fall for it.
[15:47] Chihiro
    Back then, I was an idiot focused
    wholly on her research.
[15:52] Mitsugu
    So, what happened to the supplement?
[15:55] Mitsugu
    What does this story have to do
    with the blood labeled "Memories"?
[16:00] Chihiro
    Hold your horses.
[16:01] Chihiro
    This is where things get crazy.
[16:07] Chihiro
    He'd lost his memory and was living
    a second life with a young woman.
[16:13] Chihiro
    Not only that, but they had
    a cute child together.
[16:36] (Flashback) Tonio
    Chiaki...
SIGN    Chiaki...
[16:38] (Flashback) Young Woman
    Who's Chiaki? Isn't she Chizuru?
[16:42] (Flashback) Young Woman
    There's another woman besides
    Chizuru, isn't there?
[16:44] (Flashback) Tonio
    Wait. There's a reason for this.
[16:49] (Flashback) Tonio
    Don't go, Chinami!
[16:55] Kaoru
    Yet another woman.
[16:57] Jinko
    Chinami.
[16:58] Nami
    Chiharu.
[16:59] Maki
    Chifuyu.
[17:00] Mitsugu
    Maybe there'll be a Chiiko, too.
[17:03] (Flashback) Young Woman
    Chiiko, we're leaving.
[17:06] Mitsugu
    There really was one.
[17:40] Chihiro
    Months passed.
[17:43] Chihiro
    Once again I believed in miracles and
    devoted myself to producing supplements.
[17:49] (Flashback) Deliveryman
    Thanks again.
[17:51] (Flashback) Chihiro
    You're late.
[17:52] (Flashback) Chihiro
    How many hours does it take to
    deliver a cutlet bowl, you...
[18:00] (Flashback) Chihiro
    It's just falling in love.
[18:05] Mitsugu
    Again?
[18:06] Maki
    Zero ability to learn.
[18:13] Chihiro
    He taught me that youth is eternal.
[18:19] Chihiro
    Annual pass: 59,000 yen
    plus food and beverage costs.
[18:23] Mitsugu
    Okay, okay.
[18:23] Sign
    School Infirmary
[18:24] Maki
    We already heard that part.
[18:26] Nami
    Hurry up and tie this story
    to the "Memories" blood.
[18:30] Mitsugu
    Before that, what happened
    to the supplement?
[18:33] Maki
    Did the debt collectors take it from you?
[18:40] Chihiro
    I'm glad you asked.
[18:42] Mitsugu
    Of course we asked.
[18:45] Chihiro
    Several more months passed.
[18:48] Chihiro
    Once again I believed in miracles and
    devoted myself to producing supplements.
[18:52] (Flashback) Tonio
    Thanks again.
[18:53] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Shut up. I didn't order
    anything for delivery.
[18:58] (Flashback) Tonio
    You let me in because I said
    was here to deliver something.
[19:02] (Flashback) Tonio
    I'm back.
[19:03] Mitsugu
    Again?
[19:05] Tonio
    Chi...
[19:06] Chihiro
    Tonio.
[19:08] Mitsugu
    Tonio?
[19:10] Chihiro
    What? I just remembered his name.
[19:10] Sign
    An Tonio
[19:15] (Flashback) Tonio
    I couldn't help what happened then.
[19:18] (Flashback) Tonio
    Those debt collectors didn't believe
    my story about the supplement.
[19:22] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Where is it now?
[19:24] (Flashback) Tonio
    I'm sorry. They threw it in the gutter.
[19:29] (Flashback) Tonio
    They ganged up on me,
[19:32] (Flashback) Tonio
    and while living with Chiemi after
    she rescued me, this happened.
[19:37] (Flashback) Tonio
    I made you wait all this time.
[19:40] (Flashback) Tonio
    But I still—
[19:42] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Don't say it.
[19:44] (Flashback) Chihiro
    It's in the past now.
[19:46] (Flashback) Chihiro
    This was destined to happen.
[19:50] (Flashback) Tonio
    I couldn't keep our promise,
[19:55] (Flashback) Tonio
    but the winter is cold.
SIGN    °No animals were harmed in the making of this film.
SIGN    Inu
[20:04] (Flashback) Tonio
    Let's start over again, Chi... Chi...
[20:07] (Flashback) Chihiro
    What about Chiiko-chan?
[20:08] (Flashback) Chihiro
    Isn't she your child?
[20:11] (Flashback) Chihiro
    I can't go back to how things were.
[20:13] (Flashback) Deliveryman
    Thanks again.
[20:15] (Flashback) Deliveryman
    Chi-chan, did you want kitsune
    soba for a late night snack?
[20:20] Kaoru
    You were still seeing him?
[20:39] Chihiro
    If only I'd told him not to go then...
[20:59] Chihiro
    Well? Pretty good story, right?
[21:02] Mitsugu
    No. Listen, we'll give
    up on the supplement—
[21:06] Nami
    That's right. Whose blood
    is the "Memories" blood?
[21:09] Kaoru
    Yeah.
[21:17] Chihiro
    Type A, type B, type O.
[21:20] Chihiro
    None of them are rare or valuable,
[21:22] Chihiro
    but it's the blood of those damn
    bastards who wasted my youth.
[21:28] Chihiro
    That plus all the rest of my youth
    is contained in this one bottle.
[21:38] Chihiro
    Listen to the lamentation
    of my youth, damn it!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[21:44] Katsuno
    Is her long-winded story finally over?
[21:46] Chihiro
    Die, bastards!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[22:00] Chihiro
    Everyone has a secret.
[22:05] Chihiro
    And not necessarily just one.
SIGN    Episode 9 "Bolt Style"
[23:46] Mitsugu
    I just happened to come
    to this beach to swim.
[23:51] Mitsugu
    Excuse me for asking, but is
    there a doctor around here?

E9 - Bolt Style

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SIGN    I never thought
SIGN    that I would encounter an XX-jellyfish (sic)
SIGN    in this place
[02:08] Mitsugu
    I just happened to come
    to this beach to swim.
[02:12] Mitsugu
    and was stung on the left
    arm by a jellyfish.
[02:16] Mitsugu
    I need to find a doctor as soon as possible.
[02:21] Mitsugu
    My precious blood.
[02:24] Mitsugu
    The blood I should be feeding
    Mai is flowing out of me...
SIGN    Capital Under Martial Law
[03:00] Mitsugu
    Excuse me for asking, but...
[03:02] Kanbara
    Ask us anything.
[03:04] Okada
    After all, we're public servants.
[03:06] Horita
    We're obligated to answer
    the taxpayers' questions.
[03:11] Kanbara
    By the way, this armored fighting
    vehicle you're looking at...
[03:15] Okada
    ...is the Type 16 mobile combat
    vehicle used by the Mobile Division,
[03:19] Okada
    also known as the Mobile Brigade
    of the Rapid Deployment Regiment,
[03:24] Okada
    as well as by the Reconnaissance Combat
    Battalions of Local Deployment Divisions.
[03:26] Mitsugu
    Actually—
[03:28] Kanbara
    Developed in 2007 to replace
    tanks on some missions and reduce
[03:34] Kanbara
    the number of tanks in service, as
    well as improve redeployment speed,
[03:37] Kanbara
    it officially entered service in 2016.
[03:41] Okada
    Utilizing an independent suspension
    system with four wheels
[03:44] Okada
    on each side for a total of eight wheels,
[03:46] Okada
    it comes equipped with a
    Japanese-made 105 mm L/52 gun
[03:49] Okada
    and 7.62 mm machine gun on
    a fully rotating turret.
[03:55] Okada
    Its firepower is equal to or even
    greater than the Type 74's.
[04:00] Mitsugu
    That's not what I—
[04:02] Horita
    The Type 16 mobile combat vehicle
    overcomes the low accuracy and recoil
[04:07] Horita
    of conventional wheeled tanks with
    its advanced fire-control system
[04:12] Horita
    and vibration control technology.
[04:15] Horita
    Its accuracy is high even
    when firing on the move.
[04:20] Mitsugu
    I'm not asking about that.
[04:22] Mitsugu
    Is there a doctor around here?
[04:24] Kanbara
    I see.
[04:25] Okada
    In other words, you mean...
[04:27] Horita
    You're looking for a doctor.
[04:30] Mitsugu
    If you guys have any love at all
    for Mai, then take me to a doctor.
[04:38] Kanbara
    I see.
[04:39] Okada
    I'm finally beginning to understand
    what you're trying to say.
[04:42] Horita
    In other words, this is
    what you're asking us.
SIGN    Where can I find a doctor?!
[04:51] Mitsugu
    Enough with the mean-spirited jokes!
[04:54] Mitsugu
    You'd point your guns against
    your own blood sister?
[04:58] Mitsugu
    I could die here!
[05:04] Mitsugu
    My precious blood is flowing out of my body.
[05:09] Mitsugu
    Someone. Anyone.
[05:11] Mitsugu
    Somebody tell me!
SIGN    Where can I find a doctor?!
[05:17] Mitsugu
    I know. If I go to a school,
    there might be a doctor there.
[05:22] Mitsugu
    That's it.
[05:34] Mitsugu
    Anyway, these railroad tracks
    sure are difficult to walk on.
[05:40] Mitsugu
    I'm beginning to feel impatient.
[05:46] Mitsugu
    The flies. The flies...
[05:52] Mitsugu
    The flies rub their hands and feet.
[05:58] Mitsugu
    Strike not the fly that rubs its hands
[06:06] Mitsugu
    and feet together.
[06:28] Mitsugu
    This train arrived at just the right time,
[06:32] Mitsugu
    but isn't it heading back towards
    the direction I came from?
[06:38] Kaoru
    Try sitting on the other side.
[06:41] Kaoru
    Then you'll feel like you're traveling
    in the opposite direction.
[06:46] Mitsugu
    Now that you mention it, you're right.
[06:49] Kaoru
    You don't even have to go to school
    to learn about that principle.
[06:52] Kaoru
    Everybody knows that.
[06:54] Mitsugu
    That's right.
[06:56] Mitsugu
    I need to remain pragmatic.
[06:59] Mitsugu
    Despite being an otaku, you saved my life.
[07:02] Kaoru
    What do you mean, "despite?"
[07:16] Mitsugu
    This is the street corner where I started.
SIGN    Capital Under Martial Law
[07:25] Mitsugu
    I've wasted so much time.
[07:30] Mitsugu
    All right. In that case,
    I'll thoroughly search the entire town.
[07:36] Mitsugu
    No, in this case,
[07:38] Mitsugu
    it's more grammatically correct to say I'll
    "through-lilly" search the entire town.
[07:51] Mitsugu
    Damn it! This neighborhood
    is nothing but urologists!
[07:54] Mitsugu
    I'm not an old man with
    an enlarged prostate!
[08:00] Mitsugu
    Anyway, this place is as
    quiet as a ghost town.
SIGN    Blended Bath
[08:12] Mitsugu
    What's this?
[08:13] Mitsugu
    That's a sign for a public bath.
[08:17] Mitsugu
    That's odd, though.
[08:21] Mitsugu
    I feel like I've always known
    about this public bath.
[08:25] Mitsugu
    It feels so familiar.
[08:30] Mitsugu
    That candy shop, too.
[08:33] ---
    Hallelujah
SIGN    Tobacco
[08:40] Mitsugu
    How nostalgic.
[08:42] Mitsugu
    They're playing a game of menko.
[08:44] Mitsugu
    But my generation shouldn't
    know about that game.
[08:50] Mitsugu
    You kids.
[08:51] Mitsugu
    You seem to be playing Proletariat Detectives
[08:54] Mitsugu
    versus Petite Bourgeoisie with Twenty Faces menko.
[08:57] Kanbara
    So, what?
[08:58] Okada
    You can't have our menko cards.
[09:00] Horita
    If you want some,
    you'll have to buy them yourself.
[09:02] Mitsugu
    Perhaps I'll purchase that mask, then.
[09:06] Kanbara
    Anyway, you...
[09:08] Okada
    ...look just like the old lady
    attendant at the blended bath.
[09:11] Horita
    You're practically identical.
[09:13] Mitsugu
    Do we look that similar?
[09:15] Mitsugu
    Wait, I'm a high school girl!
[09:18] Kanbara
    Not just similar.
[09:20] Okada
    When that old woman first
    arrived in this town...
[09:23] Horita
    She wanted menko cards, too, just like you.
[09:26] Mitsugu
    How did she end up becoming
    an attendant at the bath?
[09:33] Mitsugu
    When did that happen?
[09:38] Mitsugu
    Like me, she wandered into town,
[09:43] Mitsugu
    and bought a bunch of masks and menko cards.
[09:46] Mitsugu
    Then she said she wanted to take a bath,
    so she was taken to the blended bath.
SIGN    Blended Bath
[10:00] Nami
    The water's gotten worse recently.
[10:03] Kaoru
    Your skin's starting to show its age.
[10:05] Maki
    What about your flat chest?
[10:07] Jinko
    You should get that looked at soon.
[10:09] Nami
    Maybe I'll visit a urologist.
[10:11] Maki
    What are you talking about?
[10:12] Jinko
    The new urologist that opened up on 3-chome.
[10:15] Maki
    Ah, the one with the macho
    and handsome director.
[10:18] Nami
    Looking at him every day
    has anti-aging effects.
[10:20] Kaoru
    Really?
[10:21] Maki
    No, obviously not.
[10:23] Jinko
    Quick and efficient Takatsu Clinic.
[10:26] Nami
    They don't accept insurance.
[10:27] Maki
    And it hurts.
[10:28] Kaoru
    And it's expensive.
[10:29] Nami
    Speaking of expensive,
    there's that designer apartment complex.
[10:32] Maki
    What are you talking about?
[10:33] Jinko
    That new rental property on 4-chome.
[10:37] Maki
    You mean that pointlessly green
    building shaped like a toilet seat?
[10:40] Nami
    Looking at it every day makes me feel
    like a socialite with a hot body.
[10:42] Kaoru
    Really?
[10:44] Maki
    No, obviously not.
[10:46] Nami
    Nothing's better than a bath
    and a lymphatic massage.
[10:49] Jinko
    Quick and efficient hormone therapy.
[10:51] Maki
    It doesn't hurt.
[10:52] Nami
    And it's free.
SIGN    Women's Bath
SIGN    Men's Bath
[10:58] Mitsugu
    Until that old woman who looks like me
    sat in the attendant's seat at the bath,
[11:06] Mitsugu
    nobody sat in that seat.
[11:09] Mitsugu
    Apparently customers visiting the baths
    would sit in the attendant's seat.
[11:15] Kanbara
    Truly.
[11:17] Okada
    This is, without a doubt...
[11:18] Horita
    Paradise.
[11:20] Mitsugu
    They're right.
[11:21] Mitsugu
    But why am I alone allowed to
    enjoy this meaningless paradise?
[11:26] Kanbara
    It's probably your past life.
[11:29] Mitsugu
    What are you talking about?
[11:31] Okada
    It's karma.
[11:32] Horita
    Your fate from a past life.
[11:34] Mitsugu
    You guys...
[11:36] Mitsugu
    Do you guys actually...
[11:39] Mitsugu
    Do you guys actually believe in past lives?
[11:43] Kanbara
    If we didn't have past lives...
[11:45] Okada
    ...then we...
[11:46] Horita
    ...wouldn't be alive.
[11:48] Mitsugu
    Why? Why wouldn't you be alive?
[11:52] Kanbara
    Because if we didn't have past lives...
[11:54] Horita
    ...then we would be like...
[11:56] Mitsugu
    Like what?
[11:59] Horita
    Bathwater.
SIGN    Are you a ghost?!
[12:05] Mitsugu
    So, what happened to the attendant
    who looks like me after that?
[12:10] Kanbara
    Nothing, really.
[12:12] Horita
    She actually still sits...
[12:13] Horita
    In the attendant's seat at the bath.
[12:16] Kanbara
    She really does look like you, though.
[12:18] Okada
    Even your voices are the same.
[12:19] Horita
    You probably have similar
    personalities, too.
[12:21] Mitsugu
    Then I'll just have to enter the bath, too.
[12:24] Kanbara
    What did you say?
[12:25] Okada
    You can't do that!
[12:27] Horita
    If you do that, something
    terrible will happen!
[12:30] Mitsugu
    What do you mean, "terrible"?
[12:36] Kanbara
    Get Katsuno!
[12:38] Okada
    Someone get Katsuno!
[12:40] Horita
    Get Katsuno!
[12:41] Mitsugu
    Don't bring that gorilla here!
[12:45] Kanbara
    Didn't you need a doctor?
[12:46] Okada
    A doctor!
[12:47] Horita
    Weren't you looking for a doctor?
[12:50] Mitsugu
    That doesn't matter anymore!
[12:52] Mitsugu
    I'm going to sit in the attendant's
    seat for no reason at all!
[12:57] Kanbara
    If you...
[12:59] Okada
    If you sit there...
[13:00] Horita
    If you sit in the attendant's seat
    for no reason at all, then...
[13:41] Jinko
    Why are you acting like that?!
[13:52] Sign
    Makkiriya
[13:56] Mai
    Miss, come have a drink.
[14:06] Mai
    Despite being penniless, you were
    looking around for a doctor?
[14:11] Mai
    How truly astonishing.
[14:13] Mitsugu
    It's true that I'm looking for a doctor,
    but I promise I'm not messing around.
[14:20] Mitsugu
    If anything, having a drink at this place
    and sulking in bed would be far easier.
[14:27] Mitsugu
    Mai, do you work as a hostess here?
[14:29] Mai
    I was sold here from Transylvania.
[14:34] Mai
    I'm the unhappiest girl in the world.
[14:37] Mitsugu
    So, tell me about your
    parents who sold you off.
[14:41] Mai
    My father comes from an
    unaccomplished family.
[14:44] Mitsugu
    Is he that man taking a bath over there?
[14:50] Mai
    My unaccomplished father won't listen to me.
[14:54] Mitsugu
    Is he really that unreasonable?
[14:57] Mai
    He refuses to hear what I have to say.
[14:59] Mitsugu
    And what about the master of
    this house who bought you?
[15:03] Mai
    The woman who bought me comes
    from an unaccomplished family.
[15:08] Mitsugu
    I have no idea what's going on.
[15:10] Mitsugu
    Sounds like a rather
    complicated relationship.
[15:14] Mai
    Thank you for waiting.
[15:24] Mitsugu
    You seem quite accustomed to working here.
[15:27] Mitsugu
    What kind of name is Mai?
[15:29] Mai
    I told you, my name is
    Mai Vlad Transylvania.
[15:33] Mitsugu
    In that case, Mai Vlad Transylvania-san,
    would you like a drink?
[15:38] Mai
    Hey, ma. Wanna drink?
[15:41] Mitsugu
    That's an obscure reference.
[15:44] Mai
    What I desire starts with the letter B.
[15:47] Mitsugu
    Is that a riddle?
[15:49] Mitsugu
    Starts with the letter B? Is it biscuit?
[15:52] Mai
    I'm tired of eating biscuits.
[15:54] Mitsugu
    Bner? No, it couldn't be that.
[15:57] Mitsugu
    I can't believe I said that!
[16:00] Mitsugu
    This drink seems to turn
    me into an indecent drunk.
[16:04] Mai
    It's castor oil and water.
[16:07] Mitsugu
    I see. There's no underage
    drinking happening here.
SIGN    Self-censored
[16:15] Mai
    What I desire is blood.
[16:18] Mitsugu
    Mai, is blood all you think about?
[16:22] Mitsugu
    For example, do you think
    nothing of your circumstances?
[16:26] Mai
    They are miserable.
[16:27] Mitsugu
    You hardly seem miserable to me.
[16:32] Mai
    I can't help that.
[16:33] Mitsugu
    Don't you have anything more nuanced to say?
[16:38] Mai
    Are you drunk on castor oil?
[16:41] Mai
    I shall take good care of you.
[16:43] Mitsugu
    That's all right. It seems my
    behavior was a bit abrupt.
[16:47] Mitsugu
    Rather, I get the feeling that I shouldn't
    be sitting around here drinking.
[16:52] Mitsugu
    Like I have something
    more important to do...
SIGN    Blade Steak
[16:57] Katsuno
    So you finally remembered.
[16:59] Mitsugu
    Huh? Well, if it isn't Katsuno.
[17:01] Katsuno
    Don't give me that crap!
[17:03] Mitsugu
    Am I wrong?
[17:04] Mai
    He's Katsuno of Shinden.
[17:06] Mai
    Katsuno of Shinden?
[17:08] Mai
    What does Katsuno of Shinden do?
[17:10] Mai
    He's a delinquent of the
    night school's class 2-B.
[17:13] Mai
    A villainous and horrible man.
[17:16] Mai
    Every day he comes to torment me.
[17:19] Mai
    And when he doesn't, I'm made to stand here.
[17:22] Katusno
    You two have found some nerve
    recently, haven't you?
[17:25] Mai
    I wouldn't know.
[17:26] Mai
    Keep speaking to me like that,
    and I'll tell Doctor Chihiro about it.
[17:31] Katsuno
    You're from Tokyo, aren't you?
[17:34] Mitsugi
    Probably, I think.
[17:37] Katsuno
    Probably?
[17:39] Mitsugu
    Apparently, it's still unclear
    where this series is set.
[17:42] Mitsugu
    Mai-chan, how much do I owe you?
[17:45] Mai
    A mere five yen.
[17:47] Mitsugu
    Really? After all I drank and ate?
[17:51] Mitsguu
    That's super cheap. Lucky me.
[17:55] Katsuno
    That can't be possible!
[18:03] Mitsugu
    A flower.
[18:05] Mitsugu
    It's a flower. A red flower.
[18:09] Right
    Gyoza General
[18:09] Left
    OB-GYN
[18:12] Old Woman
    So, what kind of doctor are you looking for?
[18:17] Mitsugu
    One who accepts insurance.
[18:19] Mitsugu
    If possible, it's definitely necessary
    that I find a female doctor.
[18:22] Old Woman
    Then you should visit the
    doctor in my building.
[18:26] Mitsugu
    Ma'am, you made quite a bit
    of money for yourself.
[18:30] Mitsugu
    This building was constructed off of your
    patented pot sticker making technique, wasn't it?
[18:35] Mitsugu
    It was certainly innovative to mix garlic
    into the skins of the gyoza itself.
[18:41] Mitsugu
    However, my mother came up with the
    idea before she left our home.
[18:48] Old Woman
    Uh, oh.
[18:50] Mitsugu
    Could it be that you're my mother?
[18:55] Mitsugu
    That's who you are, isn't it?
[18:58] Mitsugu
    You're my mother from before I was born.
[19:01] Old Woman
    There's a reason for this.
[19:06] Mitsugu
    What reason? Tell me.
[19:10] Old Woman
    To do that, I must explain how the skins
    of my special gyoza are made.
[19:16] Old Woman
    But that would surely bore the audience.
[19:23] Mitsugu
    I see. In that case, I
    can't ask you about that.
[19:35] Mitsugu
    Doctor Chihiro, please
    perform surgery on me!
[19:39] Chihiro
    Private or public, you don't belong here.
[19:44] Chihiro
    I'm a insurance doctor who
    specializes in blood.
[19:47] Mistugu
    Please! This is no time to
    argue about the details!
[19:51] Mitsugu
    I might die of blood loss.
[19:55] Mitsugu
    My precious blood...
[19:57] Mitsugu
    Mai's blood!
[20:00] Chihiro
    Fine, then. Perhaps I'll
    play doctor with you.
[20:04] Mitsugu
    What? Are you sure?
[20:07] Mitsugu
    But I'm a girl.
[20:09] Chihiro
    Fool! Of course not!
SIGN    SLAP SLAP SLAP
[20:24] Mitsugu
    Doctor, you must be out of your mind!
[20:29] Chihiro
    Shut up! Hold still!
SIGN    Self-censored
[20:40] Chihiro
    Looks like the surgery was successful.
[20:43] Chihiro
    Listen closely. You mustn't
    tighten that bolt.
[20:47] Chihiro
    It'll stop the flow of your blood.
[20:50] Mitsugu
    Doctor Chihiro, I didn't know
    you could perform surgery, too.
[20:53] Chihiro
    I simply utilized the bolt style.
[20:56] Chihiro
    The world has progressed quite a bit.
[21:04] Mitsugu
    And so, we were able to prevent my precious*
    blood from spilling pointlessly.
[21:15] Mitsugu
    All my blood exists to be given to Mai.
[21:22] Mitsugu
    As long as I have this bolt, every last
    drop of my blood belongs to Mai.
[21:32] Mitsugu
    However, tightening this bolt
    causes my left arm to go numb.
[21:40] Mitsugu
    But don't read into it too deeply.
[21:44] Mitsugu
    There's no deeper or secret meaning
    behind it being my left arm.
[21:52] Fx
    RRRUMBLE
SIGN    This work is an homage to Tsuge Yoshiharu.
    The dialogue and setting were inspired by Screw Style,
    Master of the Gensenkan Inn, Red Flowers, and The Girl of Mokkiriya.
SIGN    Episode 10 "Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster"
[23:45] Chihiro
    I know it's sudden, but allow me
    to introduce our transfer student,
[23:49] Chihiro
    Franken Yasohachi-kun.
[23:52] Chihiro
    Play nice, everyone.
[23:54] Mitsugu
    Doctor, you unplugged this, right?!

E10 - Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster

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[01:43] Sign
    Night School
[01:54] Chihiro
    I know it's sudden, but allow me
    to introduce our transfer student,
[01:59] Sign
    Franken Yasohachi
[01:59] Chihiro
    Franken Yasohachi-kun.
[02:02] Chihiro
    Play nice, everyone.
SIGN    Okada
[02:10] Okada
    Who is this guy?
SIGN    Kanbara
[02:12] Kanbara
    Wow.
SIGN    Horita
[02:14] Horita
    Yeah. I'm kind of impressed.
[02:16] Maki
    You don't often get to see
    guys who look like this.
[02:19] Kaoru
    I bet he'd look great in a cosplay.
[02:21] Nami
    How can you dress him up to
    look even more like a cosplay?
[02:24] Mitsugu
    She's right. He's already got what's
    almost a perfect Frankenstein look.
[02:29] Chihiro
    Yasohachi-kun, you'll sit in the very back.
[02:42] Chihiro
    Did he pass out because he was so nervous?
[02:45] Chihiro
    For such a big guy, he's quite the coward.
[02:58] Mai
    He just ran out of power.
[03:00] Mitsugu
    Power?
[03:02] Nami
    Which means...
[03:05] Kaoru
    He's a robot.
[03:06] Mai
    No, he's quite close to human.
[03:10] Mai
    But he's not human.
SIGN    Okada
[03:12] Okada
    Mai-chan, how do you know that?
[03:15] Mai
    I only just now remembered...
[03:20] Mai
    ...but I believe he's my fiancé.
[03:24] All
    What?!
[03:26] Mitsugu
    Who forgets that?
[03:28] Mai
    I didn't notice since he's
    been improved here and there.
[03:35] Mai
    But this warped look in his eyes...
[03:38] Mai
    I'm almost certain it's him.
[03:40] Chihiro
    Not human, huh?
[03:44] Chihiro
    Then it's time for our transfer
    student's medical examination.
[03:51] Chihiro
    Take him to the infirmary.
[03:59] Mitsugu
    Doctor, should you be
    drawing that much blood?
[04:03] Maki
    Yeah. He may be a big man, but...
[04:06] Chihiro
    Don't worry.
[04:08] Chihiro
    He's already dead.
[04:10] All
    What?
[04:13] Mitsugu
    What do you mean?
[04:15] Chihiro
    I mean he's no longer a living human.
SIGN    Plate
[04:19] Chihiro
    Medically speaking, he's a corpse that's
    been dead for over a hundred years.
[04:24] All
    What?!
[04:25] Mitsugu
    Which means he's a giant zombie?
[04:28] ---
    
[04:30] Chihiro
    Quit reacting to everything we say!
[04:33] Kaoru
    But he's a zombie...
[04:36] Chihiro
    Not a zombie.
[04:38] Chihiro
    He's an externally powered golem.
SIGN    Externally Powered Golem
[04:43] Chihiro
    I've identified at least
    20 different types of DNA.
[04:49] Chihiro
    Which means he's composed of
    a whole platoon of humans.
[04:56] Chihiro
    The left and right lobes of his
    brain came from different people.
[04:59] Chihiro
    I'm not even sure his cerebellum
    and brain stem came from mammals.
[05:04] Chihiro
    In other words, he's a monster.
[05:07] All
    A monster?!
[05:10] Mitsugu
    Why did he transfer to our school?
[05:13] Mitsugu
    More importantly, why is
    that monster Mai's fiancé?
[05:18] Mitsugu
    Mai, there's an explanation for this, right?
[05:20] Mai
    Yes, but it's a long story.
[05:23] Mai
    If I abridge the story
    and skip the details...
[05:26] Mitsugu
    No! Don't abridge or skip anything!
[05:29] Mitsugu
    Tell me everything there
    is to know about it!
[05:34] Mai
    Very well. In that case, I
    shall tell you everything.
[05:46] Mai
    A long, long time ago,
    when I was still young,
[05:51] Mai
    I was relaxing on vacation
    one sunny spring afternoon.
[05:55] (Flashback) Stepmom
    You little shit!
[05:56] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Why won't you listen to anything I say?
[05:59] Mitsugu
    Wait, time out.
[06:00] Mitsugu
    Would that stepmother be Rebeus,
    your father's 48th wife?
[06:07] Mai
    No, at that time he was married to his 21st
    wife, a horrible woman named Claudia.
[06:13] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Who are you calling
    horrible, you ugly bitch?
[06:16] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Who taught you those vulgar words?
[06:19] (Flashback) Mai
    Shut up! There isn't a woman in
    this world more vulgar than you!
[06:23] (Flashback) Dad
    Now, now, you two.
[06:25] (Flashback) Dad
    Why don't you clean this mess up together?
[06:28] (Flashback) Stepmom
    How dare you act like a bystander?
[06:30] (Flashback) Stepmom
    She grew into an impudent
    child despite her size
[06:34] (Flashback) Stepmom
    because you and your previous
    wives didn't raise her properly.
[06:37] (Flashback) Dad
    Mai's actually a kind girl at heart.
[06:40] (Flashback) Dad
    You understand that, don't you?
[06:41] (Flashback) Stepmom
    Okay, okay. I get it. I'm going
    shopping for Hermes bags.
[06:45] (Flashback) Dad
    Oh, you're hopeless!
[06:47] Mai
    Eventually I ran out of patience
    with my father's constant ogling.
[06:53] Mai
    My heart had been deeply wounded,
    so in order to mend my heart,
[06:57] Mai
    I courageously ran off into
    the wilderness all by myself.
[07:04] (Flashback) Mai
    Kill her, don't kill her.
[07:07] (Flashback) Mai
    Kill her, don't kill her.
[07:10] Sign
    No Bolt
[07:16] (Flashback) Mai
    Oh, my. What a funny face.
[07:18] (Flashback) Mai
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
[07:21] (Flashback) Mai
    Thanks. You can have this.
[07:25] Mai
    And that's how we became engaged.
[07:35] Mitsugu
    Uh, Mai?
[07:37] Mitsugu
    I don't understand how
    that's what happened next.
[07:42] Mai
    In vampire society, the act of giving a
    person a flower is a marriage proposal.
[07:47] Mitsugu
    I see.
[07:49] Mitsugu
    Wait, this is no time to be impressed!
[07:52] Maki
    But speaking of a vampire's
    forbidden love...
[07:56] Kaoru
    That's widely considered to be
    their eternal rivals, werewolves.
[08:00] Nami
    I'm amazed your parents gave you their
    blessing to marry this monster.
[08:03] Maki
    They probably would've approved
    of anyone willing to marry her.
[08:07] Jinko
    That's right. Some parents are okay with
    any partner, as long as they're human.
[08:11] Maki
    It's not even clear if he's
    actually human, though.
[08:13] Right
    Hey, Boss!
[08:13] Left
    Congratulations
    on Your Wedding!!
[08:14] Mai
    From my stepmother's perspective, it meant
    the removal of a source of her troubles,
[08:17] Mai
    and my father probably thought a golem
    was better than me marrying a werewolf.
[08:24] Mitsugu
    Even I can accept that.
[08:26] Mitsugu
    Anyway, I can't believe Mai had a fiancé.
[08:31] Katsuno
    I won't allow it!
[08:33] Katsuno
    I'll never allow it!
[08:35] Katsuno
    Of all people, why does Mai-chan
    have to be engaged to this oddity?
[08:39] Mitsugu
    You're pretty odd yourself.
[08:40] Katsuno
    He gets to do whatever he wants
    to her, whenever he pleases!
[08:45] All
    So jealous!
[08:51] Jinko
    What are you fantasizing about, you brute?
[08:54] Chihiro
    While you guys were chewing the fat,
    I think I did a pretty good job over here.
[09:00] Mitsugu
    What? Doctor, did you do something again?
[09:07] Mitsugu
    I feel like his groans have powered up.
[09:12] Chihiro
    I did what's expected of me
    as a public health doctor.
[09:16] Chihiro
    In his existing state, his capacity for
    self-propulsion was rather limited.
[09:21] Chihiro
    I added an additional internal
    battery and buffer.
[09:25] Chihiro
    Now he can move for three minutes
    after three hours of charging.
[09:29] Mitsugu
    Just three minutes?
[09:31] Chihiro
    More than that requires
    an external power source.
[09:38] Chihiro
    Shut up!
[09:39] Chihiro
    You don't get to complain!
SIGN    Celebrating Franken Yasohachi's Transfer
[09:43] Mitsugu
    And so, with a group photo taken by Maki,
[09:49] Mitsugu
    who wasn't too proud to use her camera timer,
[09:52] Mitsugu
    Franken Yasohachi was
    recognized as our classmate.
[09:56] Mitsugu
    At the time, none of us mortals
    imagined that this large
[10:00] Mitsugu
    but useless creature possessed
    an incredible power.
[10:05] Mitsugu
    As long as Franken was charged,
    he was unstoppable.
SIGN    Unstoppable
[10:11] Mitsugu
    His lower body was apparently
    assembled from human athletes.
[10:15] Mitsugu
    He could run 100 meters in 8.5 seconds.
[10:20] Mitsugu
    His running long jump easily
    cleared ten meters,
[10:24] Mitsugu
    and on the triple jump he set
    a menacing 30-meter record.
[10:30] Mitsugu
    If he had been a living human,
[10:31] Mitsugu
    he would've won five gold metals
    in Olympic track and field events.
[10:36] Mitsugu
    And his upper body was assembled
    from several wrestlers.
[10:41] Mitsugu
    Furthermore, his brain was comprised
    from a collection of several geniuses.
[10:46] Mitsugu
    On any instrument he touched he could
    play Mozart, Chopin, or Sarasate.
[10:51] Mitsugu
    He knew everything that was to
    know on the theory of relativity,
[10:53] Mitsugu
    quantum mechanics, string theory.
[10:56] Mitsugu
    His reflexes allowed him to quickly beat
    the newest version of Super Mario.
[11:03] Mitsugu
    Despite lacking a license,
    his driving skills were exceptional,
[11:08] Mitsugu
    even greater than the Demon
    of the Pass or Initial D.
[11:14] Mitsugu
    But there was a problem...
[11:18] Chihiro
    Since he has a complete digestive tract,
    he surely eats and drinks like a normal person.
[11:24] Chihiro
    He's powered by electricity,
[11:26] Chihiro
    so biologically speaking,
    it's a meaningless act of consumption.
[11:29] Chihiro
    It's similar to how Mai likes pot stickers
    despite subsisting on only blood.
[11:34] Mai
    Extra garlic, please.
[11:37] Chihiro
    Who said I was ordering
    any food for delivery?
[11:40] Chihiro
    By the way, his genitals include
    some non-standard parts.
[11:45] Chihiro
    Look.
[11:46] All
    What?!
[11:50] Chihiro
    Because this image is R-rated,
    I can't show it to minors.
[11:55] Chihiro
    But I'm certain its
    composition is exceptional.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Self-censored
[12:13] Chihiro
    He looks like a healthy young man to me.
[12:16] Kaoru
    I'd be terrified if he
    forced himself onto me.
[12:19] Maki
    I doubt he'd be interested in you.
[12:22] Nami
    Ugh. Another annoying man to deal with.
[12:25] Jinko
    Men truly are the worst.
[12:28] Chihiro
    If it comes down to it,
    you can just unplug him.
[12:32] Chihiro
    He's extremely safe.
[12:35] Mitsugu
    You're kidding! He's extremely dangerous!
[12:38] Katsuno
    Shut up! Unplug that thing immediately!
[12:42] Katsuno
    While you're at it, castrate him, too!
[12:47] Chihiro
    He's way better than you uncontrollable lot.
[12:51] Chihiro
    He may be a monster, but now that he's your
    classmate, try to get along with him.
[12:55] Mitsugu
    Then why not at least draw some
    more blood to calm him down?
[12:59] Mitsugu
    Don't you need more blood samples?
[13:01] Chihiro
    I'm not interested in the blood of corpses.
[13:04] Mitsugu
    You can be so stubborn.
[13:06] Mitsugu
    You're the one asking us to
    play nice with a corpse.
[13:11] Maki
    By the way, where did he come
    from? Where will he go?
[13:15] Chihiro
    According to his transfer form,
    his home address, postal code,
SIGN    Student Transfer Form
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Franken Yasohachi
SIGN    yr
SIGN    Class
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Date of Birth:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Residence:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Guardian:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Date of Transfer:
SIGN    Transferring To:
SIGN    Unknown
SIGN    Date of Transfer:
SIGN    Transferring From:
SIGN    Unknown
[13:21] Chihiro
    phone number, email address,
    and guardians are all unknown.
[13:26] Mitsugu
    Just so you know, I'm not
    letting him live at my house.
[13:30] Kaoru
    But he's Mai-chan's fiancé.
[13:33] Mitsugu
    I don't care if he's her
    fiancé or a pickled fish!
[13:35] Mitsugu
    I'm not interested in living with a corpse!
[13:38] Jinko
    Mai-chan, are you okay with that?
[13:40] Mai
    My parents arranged my engagement for me.
[13:44] Maki
    You heard her.
[13:49] Mitsugu
    And so, we decided to keep
    him unplugged inside a locker
[13:52] Mitsugu
    in the school infirmary
    outside of school hours.
[13:56] Mitsugu
    He was treated worse than a Roomba.
[14:03] Mitsugu
    And then, that fateful night arrived.
[14:17] Sign
    School Infirmary
[14:17] Sign
    Night School
[14:35] Mitsugu
    I'm glad today was another quiet day.
[14:39] Mitsugu
    Maybe happiness is an uneventful life.
[14:43] Mitsugu
    Hey, Mai. Don't you think we
    resemble a married couple?
[14:47] Mai
    A married couple? What do you mean?
[14:51] Mitsugu
    Uh, nothing.
[15:00] Sign
    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Berserker Mode
[15:08] Mitsugu
    Hey, Mai. You'll catch a cold if you
    don't sleep inside your closet.
[15:18] Mai
    But I'm lonely by myself.
[15:20] Mitsugu
    What? But...
[15:23] Mai
    Daddy...
[15:24] Mitsugu
    Daddy?
[15:26] Mitsugu
    Oh, she's just half-asleep.
[15:31] Mitsugu
    Okay, okay. Daddy's here.
[15:33] Mitsugu
    Now let's get you changed
    so you can go to bed.
[15:37] Mai
    Okay.
[15:43] Franken
    Mai.
[15:49] Mai
    Daddy...
[15:51] Mai
    I can't get this button undone.
[15:54] Mitsugu
    You're hopeless.
[16:10] Mitsugu
    Franken...
[16:13] Mai
    Daddy?
[16:22] Franken
    Love... Mai...
SIGN    Self-censored
[16:35] Mitsugu
    This isn't good. Let's run for it, Mai.
[16:38] Mai
    Okay.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Hulk Mode
[17:19] Mitsugu
    He's huge.
[17:21] Mitsugu
    He's Franken Hulk now.
[17:26] Franken
    Mai.
[17:34] Kaoru
    This looks like a job for the security team.
[17:36] Maki
    I can't miss this opportunity.
[17:38] Jinko
    So, what are we going to
    do about that monster?
[17:40] Nami
    We'll call in some Okinawan
    guardian lions or something.
[17:44] All
    Wow!
SIGN    The Trio
SIGN    Katsuno
[17:46] Katsuno
    It truly is Beauty and the Beast.
[17:48] Maki
    No, more like The War of the Gargantuas.
[17:50] Maki
    Or rather, Frankenstein Conquers the World.
[18:01] Mai
    I'll persuade Franken to stop.
[18:04] Mai
    After all, he's looking for me.
[18:06] Mitsugu
    You can't do that.
[18:08] Mitsugu
    I won't hand you over to that monster.
[18:12] Announcer
    The monster is approaching
    the building we're inside.
[18:18] Announcer
    Goodbye, everyone!
[18:23] Chihiro
    Who's calling?
[18:25] Mitsugu
    Doctor, you unplugged him, right?
[18:28] Chihiro
    Is that something you should be asking
    your teacher in the middle of the night?
[18:32] Mitsugu
    Are you still half-asleep?
[18:34] Mitsugu
    Franken has grown huge and
    is destroying the city!
[18:38] Mitusgu
    If we don't do something soon,
    something terrible could happen!
[18:41] Chihiro
    Something terrible already is happening.
[18:44] Chihiro
    Perhaps we could...
[18:46] Chihiro
    use that bolt on top of his head.
[18:49] Chihiro
    I thought it was just for decoration,
[18:52] Chihiro
    but it might be an emergency power supply.
[18:57] Mitsugu
    It's like a lightning rod?
[19:01] Chihiro
    That bolt allowed him to charge himself
    using lightning and activate himself.
[19:07] Chihiro
    The problem is his brain.
[19:10] Mitsugu
    His brain?
[19:11] Chihiro
    Golems are typically made using the
    bodies of criminals sentenced to death.
[19:17] Chihiro
    Genius or not, he's made up of a
    collection of dangerous criminals.
[19:23] Mitsugu
    Which means...
[19:26] Chihiro
    In his current state, his destructive body
    and wicked brain make him a literal monster.
[19:33] Mitsugu
    Spare me the analysis and
    do something about him!
[19:37] Chihiro
    Should we feed Mai the Salamander's
    blood and have her fight him?
[19:42] Chihiro
    Otherwise we'll have to call
    in the SDF's Maser Cannon.
[19:46] Chihiro
    Either way, it's more than a single
    public health doctor can handle.
[19:52] Chihiro
    I'm going to sleep.
[19:54] Mitsugu
    What? Hey, wait!
[19:57] Chihiro
    Once his charge runs out,
    he'll stop moving eventually.
[20:01] Mitsugu
    But the city will be destroyed before then!
[20:05] Chihiro
    Oh, right. I believe that bolt
    on his head could be moved.
[20:11] Chihiro
    You might be able to turn him off.
[20:15] Chihiro
    Good luck.
[20:18] Mitsugu
    She hung up.
[20:19] Mitsugu
    She's so irresponsible.
[20:28] Mitsugu
    Mai, we're aiming for the bolt
    on top of Franken's head.
[20:32] Mai
    Got it. Leave it to me.
[20:48] Mai
    Oh, no!
[20:50] Mitsugu
    It's all right.
[20:51] Mitsugu
    Due to how his body is constructed, he can't
    reach the top of his head with his own hands.
[20:55] Mai
    Lucky us.
[20:57] Mitsugu
    Okay, let's turn this thing.
[20:59] Mai
    Got it. I'll help you.
[21:02] Mitsugu
    Turn!
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Insulated
[22:03] Chihiro
    The snail's on the thorn;
[22:06] Chihiro
    God's in His heaven,
[22:10] Chihiro
    all's right with the world!
SIGN    Episode 11 "A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery"
[23:45] Mitsugu
    This remote tropical island
    is known only to a select few
[23:48] Mitsugu
    and completely unknown to
    those unfamiliar with it.
[23:52] Mitsugu
    The last paradise on earth,
    not found on any map.
[23:56] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island.

E11 - A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery

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[01:39] Mitsugu
    This remote tropical island
    is known only to a select few
[01:42] Mitsugu
    and completely unknown to
    those unfamiliar with it.
[01:46] Mitsugu
    The last paradise on earth,
    not found on any map.
[01:49] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island.
[01:59] Mitsugu
    This heavenly sight would
    excite anyone, not just men.
[02:05] Mitsugu
    Unbaba Island is the site of the
    Blood Donation Club's training camp.
[02:11] Mitsugu
    The midsummer sun, blue seas, white beaches,
[02:15] Mitsugu
    and beautiful young women clad in swimwear
    essential to any summer seaside.
[02:24] Mitsugu
    Though there are some oddballs present, too.
[02:27] Mitsugu
    And some we could've done without.
[02:31] Mitsugu
    And creepy ones.
[02:34] Mitsugu
    However, either way, the Blood Donation Club
    has this marvelous beach all to itself.
[02:43] Mitsugu
    Our path to this intoxicating world
    started with a certain website...
[02:50] Sign
    School Infirmary
[02:50] Sign
    Blood Donation Club (Temp)
[02:51] Chihiro
    A training camp?
[02:54] All
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:55] Chihiro
    A Blood Donation Club's training camp?
[02:59] Chihiro
    Are you going to train with syringes?
[03:01] Chihiro
    You need government
    certification to use these.
[03:06] Chihiro
    Find the vein beneath the skin,
    take aim, and plunge it in.
[03:11] Chihiro
    Stimpak!
[03:13] Chihiro
    Rather, gently slide the needle in.
[03:18] Chihiro
    Words can't describe that moment of bliss.
[03:21] Chihiro
    Did you think a bunch of high school
    students would get to do that, you fools?
[03:25] Mitsugu
    That's not what I had in mind.
[03:27] Kanbara
    Doctor, a club training camp...
[03:29] Horita
    Takes place on a summer beach in Okinawa.
[03:31] Okada
    Club members dress in swimwear...
[03:33] All
    ...and enjoy good clean fun
    with the opposite sex.
[03:37] Jinko
    I'll kick you brutes out of the club!
[03:39] Mitsugu
    Again, that's not what I had in mind.
[03:41] Kanbara
    Once night falls...
[03:43] Horita
    We'll party and drink beer.
[03:44] Okada
    And have fun horsing around.
[03:46] Nami
    Not that.
[03:48] Maki
    We'll enjoy discussing our youth.
[03:50] Kaoru
    And deepen our friendship through
    cheerful club activities.
[03:53] Chihiro
    In other words, you want to
    go on a trip and cut loose.
[03:59] All
    Exactly.
[04:00] Chihiro
    Fools!
[04:03] Chihiro
    We don't have the budget for that.
[04:06] Chihiro
    We were just barely able to
    establish a night school.
[04:08] Chihiro
    Not only that, but the school
    hasn't given a single cent
[04:12] Chihiro
    to this educationally useless
    Blood Donation Club.
[04:22] Chihiro
    You're not listening!
SIGN    Tours
SIGN    CTC The Chimidoro travel company that supports your travels
SIGN    Currently Running Campaign
SIGN    Recommendations
[04:27] Chihiro
    Well, if it isn't a travel agency website.
[04:31] Mitsugu
    I've been trying to tell you that
    Kaoru found us a good deal.
[04:35] Kaoru
    Now's your chance, miss.
[04:38] Koaru
    Click.
[04:39] Sign
    Tropical Deserted Island
[04:40] Okata
    A tropical dessert island?
[04:42] Horita
    "Deserted" island, you idiot.
[04:43] Kanbara
    Can't you read?
[04:45] Sign
    Paradise by the Sea
[04:46] Okata
    Paradise by the See?
[04:48] Horita
    Wrong "sea."
[04:49] Kanbara
    Could you stop making jokes that don't
    make sense without onscreen text?
SIGN    Life
[04:52] Okada
    Wash away your life's troubles.
[04:53] Kaoru
    The whole thing, all at once.
[04:56] Maki
    One week on an unmapped desert island.
[04:59] Nami
    All meals are covered at a rate
    of 10,000 yen per person.
[05:03] Jinko
    First come, first served.
    Limited to first 12 customers.
[05:06] Jinko
    Campaign running now.
[05:08] Chihiro
    That's cheap. Or rather, super cheap.
    No, insanely cheap.
[05:13] Mitsugu
    Right?
[05:13] Mai
    I'm definitely going.
[05:16] Kaoru
    I'm going.
[05:17] Nami
    I'd be willing to visit a tropical island.
[05:19] Maki
    I'll be coming along for the Cinema Club's
    first overseas on-location shoot.
[05:24] Jinko
    Men and women camping together on a
    tropical island is a potential minefield.
[05:27] Jinko
    I'll keep close watch over everyone.
SIGN    Tongue
[05:30] Katsuno
    The only thing to do is go.
[05:32] Mitsugu
    You're coming, too?
[05:34] All
    Monsters can't come.
[05:36] All
    Don't discriminate.
[05:37] Chihiro
    Shut up, all of you.
[05:39] Chihiro
    It goes without saying that the club advisor
[05:41] Chihiro
    is required to participate
    in any training camps.
[05:43] Chihiro
    I'll have to join you, as well.
[05:46] All
    Yeah!
[05:48] Mitsugu
    And that's how we wasted no time
    planning our training camp.
[05:52] Mitsugu
    Perhaps we should've noticed at this point
    that there was reason it was so cheap,
[05:57] Mitsugu
    and that Heaven and Hell were just
    one step away from each other.
[06:11] Maki
    Since it was such a cheap package,
    I wasn't expecting a direct flight...
[06:16] Nami
    But we've been traveling in reverse in the hold
    of a less than 50-ton converted fishing vessel.
[06:21] Jinko
    It takes three days and
    two nights to get there.
[06:24] Kaoru
    Which means it'll also take three
    days and two nights to get back.
[06:27] Chihiro
    Then our stay on the island will
    only two days and one night.
[06:32] Katsuno
    The only thing to do is puke.
[06:42] Mitsugu
    However, once we arrived, it was
    undoubtedly a blissful paradise.
[06:55] Maki
    Nice. Very nice.
[06:58] Maki
    I'm impressed by this 4K 240FPS HS camera.
[07:02] Mitsugu
    Mai, we're heading back.
[07:06] Mitsugu
    No matter how well we protect you from
    UV rays, they're still not good for you.
[07:11] Mai
    Okay.
[07:14] Nami
    I'm going for another swim.
[07:18] Mitsugu
    Leaving the Okinawan fisherman's
    daughter Nami behind,
[07:21] Mitsugu
    we headed back to our lodgings.
[07:24] Mitsugu
    We had no idea that this would
    lead to that tragedy later.
[07:31] Sign
    Fishman
[07:34] Mitsugu
    However, there wasn't a shred of fantasy
    or hope to be found at our lodgings
[07:38] Mitsugu
    that dragged us back to reality.
[07:42] Old Woman
    Welcome.
[07:49] Old Woman
    Please make yourselves at home.
[07:55] Kanbara
    Um, what about the crowds of
    beautiful women you advertised?
[08:00] Old Woman
    That's next month's campaign.
[08:03] Okada
    Which means...
[08:05] Horita
    This inn...
[08:07] Old Woman
    Indeed. I barely manage
    to run this place myself.
[08:11] Old Woman
    There's a long sad history.
[08:15] Kanbara
    Okay, okay. Spare us the history lesson.
[08:18] Okada
    It's almost refreshing
    to be this disappointed.
[08:21] Okada
    Right, guys?
[08:22] Katsuno
    How is this refreshing?
[08:24] Katsuno
    Who's going to take responsibility for this?
[08:26] Kaoru
    You guys were so excited earlier.
[08:28] Maki
    I knew it sounded too good to be true.
[08:31] Kanbara
    It only cost 10,000 yen. Just give it up.
[08:33] Okada
    No way. I paid an entire
    10,000 yen for this.
[08:35] Horita
    In this day and age, living without a shower,
    refrigerator, or TV is a valuable experience.
[08:40] Jinko
    Are you crying?
[08:41] Maki
    Now that I get a closer look, this place
    does have a certain rare charm to it.
[08:45] Chihiro
    Exactly. As long as we're here,
    let's enjoy ourselves to the fullest extent.
[08:50] Chihiro
    By the way, you minors will be
    drinking Pepchi and castor oil.
[08:54] Chihiro
    We follow the broadcast code on this show.
SIGN    Self-censored
[09:04] Mitsugu
    Anyway, why are we the only guests here
    when you've got that marvelous beach?
[09:10] Old Woman
    There's a lot of reasons for that.
[09:15] Old Woman
    Anyway, I'll let you know
    once dinner is ready.
[09:23] Old Woman
    My tongue!
[09:27] Sign
    Charging
[09:34] Chihiro
    Anyway...
[09:36] Maki
    Nami's still not here.
[09:38] Kaoru
    I doubt Nami of all people drowned.
[09:42] Kanbara
    We didn't see anyone on the beach.
[09:45] Jinko
    But we did find this.
[09:50] Okada
    She went skinny dipping in the sea at night?
[09:52] Kaoru
    It's the sea at night that
    makes skinny dipping possible.
[09:54] Horita
    So bold.
[09:56] Katsuno
    Let's go look for her.
[09:59] Jinko
    It's obvious what your ulterior motive is!
[10:01] Chihiro
    This might be a serious situation.
[10:05] Chihiro
    She may be a fisherman's daughter,
[10:06] Chihiro
    but it's hard to imagine Nami
    would do something so dangerous.
[10:10] Mitsugu
    Did a shark get her?
[10:11] Maki
    Jaws? No, Jason?
[10:16] Old Woman
    Could it be?!
[10:21] Mitsugu
    Please don't suddenly show up like that!
[10:25] Old Woman
    I hate to think that's what happened, but...
[10:27] Chihiro
    Ma'am, is there something on that beach?
[10:31] Old Woman
    He shows up once every
    decade during hot summers.
[10:35] Old Woman
    It could be him.
[10:38] Maki
    Could it be?
[10:39] Kaoru
    The Predator.
[10:41] Chihiro
    Stop making jokes that
    will get us in trouble.
[10:45] Old Woman
    It happened about 500 years ago.
[10:50] Old Woman
    In an impoverished fishing
    village on the island,
[10:54] Old Woman
    there was an astonishingly beautiful girl.
[11:03] Old Woman
    She refused to listen to any of the
    numerous marriage proposals made to her.
[11:08] Old Woman
    Day after day, she dove into
    the sea to support her family.
[11:14] Old Woman
    And one day, at the bottom of the sea...
[11:19] Old Woman
    ...something grabbed her!
[11:22] Katsuno
    Grabbed her? She was eaten?
[11:25] Old Woman
    Grabbed...
[11:27] Old Woman
    ...her heart! Falling in love!
[11:33] Old Woman
    He was a strapping young man, but he was
    neither a villager nor a fisherman.
[11:40] Old Woman
    Not only that, but...
[11:42] Old Woman
    ...he wasn't even human!
[11:47] Katsuno
    Could we stop with the sudden close-ups?
[11:50] Chihiro
    Ma'am, please continue.
[11:53] Old Woman
    They spent what little time they had
    together while the girl's breath lasted,
[11:58] Old Woman
    but alas, she was only human.
[12:01] Old Woman
    On top of that, the seaweed wrapped around
    them blocked the young man from view.
[12:06] Old Woman
    Overcome with grief,
    the girl said the following.
[12:09] Old Woman
    "Meet me on the beach at night.
    I want to get a good look at you."
[12:15] Old Woman
    "Won't you please come see me?"
[12:20] Old Woman
    The creature that came to meet the
    girl waiting on the deserted beach
[12:27] Old Woman
    was horrifying in appearance.
SIGN    He Was a Fishman
[12:44] Old Woman
    Since then, on hot summer nights,
[12:48] Old Woman
    a horrifying fishman appears
    to kidnap beautiful girls
[12:52] Old Woman
    and drag them to the bottom of the sea.
[12:55] Mitsugu
    Hot summers? When's the
    last time he appeared?
[13:00] Old Woman
    It was hot last year, as well.
[13:02] Old Woman
    And the year before that,
    and the year before that.
[13:05] Kaoru
    That's every year.
[13:06] Old Woman
    Indeed. He comes every year.
[13:08] Mitsugu
    Didn't you say earlier that
    he comes once every decade?
[13:11] Old Woman
    I'm old. I'm not very good
    with numbers anymore.
[13:14] Kanbara
    Come on, you're not Daijiro Morohoshi.
[13:16] Horita
    And this isn't a Hollywood
    B-movie horror film.
[13:19] Maki
    What are you talking about,
    bunnies with bright red eyes?
[13:22] Maki
    Creature from the Black Lagoon is a masterpiece.
[13:25] Maki
    Its sequel Revenge of the Creature aside,
[13:28] Maki
    the underwater scenes and creature
    costume are incredible.
[13:32] Okata
    She's doing it again.
[13:33] Kaoru
    The fishmen in The Terror Beneath
    the Sea were good, too.
[13:36] Maki
    You can't discuss The Terror Beneath the Sea
[13:39] Maki
    without mentioning blonde
    tokusatsu actress Peggy Neal.
[13:42] Horita
    We've gone from fishmen to blondes.
[13:44] Kanbara
    Someone stop her.
[13:44] Okada
    Just leave her be.
[13:45] Maki
    Oh, Miss Peggy Neal.
[13:47] Maki
    You were beautiful in
    The X from Outer Space, as well.
[13:51] Maki
    By the way, director Hajime Sato
[13:53] Maki
    also produced the masterpiece
    Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell.
[13:55] Chihiro
    Body snatcher, huh?
[13:57] Chihiro
    Then perhaps it wouldn't be so strange
    if Nami were kidnapped by a fishman.
[14:02] Mitsugu
    What do you mean?
[14:03] Chihiro
    Think about it.
[14:05] Chihiro
    We're already involved
    with a vampire named Mai.
[14:09] Chihiro
    This is fate.
[14:11] Chihiro
    Perhaps these two non-human creatures
    seek to meet each other.
[14:14] Chihiro
    What is this if not fate?
[14:17] Mitsugu
    That's ridiculous.
[14:18] Chihiro
    Call it whatever you want.
[14:20] Chihiro
    This story has been
    ridiculous from the start.
[14:23] Jinko
    Regardless of the reason,
    we need to save Nami.
[14:26] Okata
    She's got a foul mouth,
    but she's still beautiful.
[14:29] Horita
    And she's definitely a woman.
[14:31] Kanbara
    We'll have to recapture her.
[14:34] Katsuno
    It's the only thing to do.
[14:36] All
    Yeah!
[14:43] Kaoru
    Fishman, fishman, fishman!
[14:49] Maki
    This 4K camera is impressive.
[14:52] Maki
    The image remains smooth even
    while using the digital zoom.
[14:54] Chihiro
    Anyway, he still hasn't shown up.
[14:57] Kanbara
    Maybe our bait isn't attractive enough.
[14:59] Okada
    Fishmen love beautiful women.
[15:02] Horita
    Which means a fishman wouldn't
    kidnap another fishman.
[15:05] Chihiro
    We'll have to use...
[15:07] Maki
    Unfortunately, I'm obligated
    to document this event.
[15:11] Horita
    Nobody asked you.
[15:12] Katsuno
    I doubt the fishman would get turned
    on by Jinko in her school swimsuit.
[15:16] Chihiro
    I may be beautiful,
    but I'm not a young girl.
[15:19] Maki
    In Hollywood movies, they like blondes.
[15:22] Chihiro
    Which means...
[15:26] Mitsugu
    No! Absolutely not Mai!
[15:29] Mai
    Not a problem. No problemo.
[15:32] Mitsugu
    Mai.
[15:33] Mai
    This is for Nami.
[15:35] Mai
    And besides, the fishman is half human.
[15:39] Mai
    A vampire and a fishman.
[15:41] Mai
    If we speak to each other
    as humanoid minorities,
[15:44] Mai
    I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
[15:46] Mitsugu
    That doesn't make any sense.
[15:47] Chihiro
    Well spoken. Come on, let's do
    this before she changes her mind.
[15:52] All
    Yeah!
[16:02] Kanbara
    Good! So good!
[16:04] Okada
    It's too much!
[16:05] Horita
    My nose won't stop bleeding!
[16:06] Katsuno
    Looks like I'm needed.
[16:09] Katsuno
    I, Perseus Katsuno, shall protect Mai.
[16:13] Kaoru
    Mai's Andromeda is captivating,
    but her cosplay isn't revealing enough.
[16:17] Chihiro
    We had to self-censor ourselves
    due to rating issues.
[16:22] Mitsugu
    How can you guys be this
    laid-back during an emergency?
[16:26] Chihiro
    He's coming.
[16:26] Mitsugu
    What? He's already here?
[16:30] Kanbara
    He came immediately.
[16:31] Okada
    He's on his way.
[16:32] Horita
    He came in the blink of an eye.
[16:35] Mitsugu
    As expected, he couldn't
    resist Mai's charms.
[16:38] Chihiro
    Fishmen are so easy to read.
[16:41] Kaoru
    This kind of stings.
[16:43] Mitsugu
    Huh?
[16:50] Kanbara
    It's not that he's not scary-looking.
[16:53] Horita
    He just looks stupid, too.
[16:55] Kaoru
    And creepy.
[16:56] Chihiro
    Well, he certainly is half-man.
[16:59] Jinko
    This is awful.
[17:00] Maki
    Regardless, he's definitely a monster.
[17:03] Katsuno
    Out of the way!
[17:05] Katsuno
    I'll kill you, you fish bastard!
[17:21] Kaoru
    I knew that would happen.
[17:23] Chihiro
    It didn't work.
[17:30] Mitsugu
    Mai is in danger!
[17:31] Kanbara
    Wait. If the captain can't beat him,
    there's no way an ordinary human can.
[17:35] Horita
    We'll have to unleash Franken!
[17:37] Horita
    But he's still charging!
[17:44] Kaoru
    He's 80% charged.
[17:46] Mitsugu
    This is an emergency.
[17:48] Mitsugu
    Franken, activate!
[17:50] Mitsugu
    Save Mai!
[17:51] Maki
    If he's not fully charged,
    he might start decomposing.
[17:55] Maki
    And that would be a really rotten time.
[18:05] Franken
    Mai!
[18:07] Sign
    Franken 88
    AV Plus/Hulk Mode
[18:09] Kanbara
    Go, Franken!
[18:11] Okada
    Kill him!
[18:12] Horita
    Burn the whole world down!
[18:14] Maki
    Nice. Frankenstein versus the giant fishman.
[18:18] Maki
    I haven't shot action like this in a while!
[18:25] Red
    Fishy VS Franken
[18:25] Right
    Battle of the Southern Seas
[18:25] Left
    What is the beautiful girl's fate!?
[18:25] Top
    Two huge monsters clash!!
[18:26] Mitsugu
    It was a magnificent battle.
[18:29] Mitsugu
    Who would win? His obsession for the
    beautiful girl, or the power of love?
[18:33] Mitsugu
    Their battle was finally
    approaching its conclusion.
[18:50] Mitsugu
    Uh-oh. He ran out of batteries.
[18:53] Chihiro
    We'll have to launch an all out attack.
[18:55] Chihiro
    Get him, everyone!
[18:58] Maki
    Good! That's it!
SIGN    Self-censored
[19:10] Chihiro
    Take this!
[19:17] Mitsugu
    And thus, our deadly night ended.
[19:21] Old Woman
    Fishy!
[19:27] Old Woman
    Oh, Fishy.
[19:29] Mitsugu
    Huh? What's wrong, ma'am?
[19:32] Old Woman
    What's wrong?
[19:33] Old Woman
    You're the ones who beat
    up my precious Fishy!
[19:37] Chihiro
    Ma'am, who was that girl who was kidnapped
    by this fishman 500 years ago?
[19:46] Old Woman
    It was me.
SIGN    Censored
SIGN    Censored
[20:01] Kanbara
    But you said she was a beautiful girl.
[20:05] Okada
    That she received countless
    marriage proposals.
[20:07] Old Woman
    I told you, I turned down those
    countless marriage proposals
[20:10] Old Woman
    and gave my heart and soul to Fishy!
[20:13] Katsuno
    What is this old hag into?
[20:16] Kanbara
    And how has she been alive for 500 years?
[20:19] Chihiro
    They say consuming the flesh of
    a merman grants you immortality.
[20:23] Chihiro
    Instead of Yao Bikuni's 800 year old
    priestess, she's an 800 year old hag.
SIGN    Yao Bikuni
    (800-year-old Priestess)
[20:26] All
    Ah, I see.
[20:28] All
    So that's how it is.
SIGN    800-year-old Hag
[20:30] Mitsugu
    It's a cross-species romance!
[20:32] Jinko
    Don't act like you did anything to help.
[20:35] Chihiro
    But ma'am, why do you sacrifice
    young girls to him?
[20:38] Old Woman
    Lately, Fishy hasn't been showing
    up, no matter how much I call him.
[20:43] Chihiro
    Lately?
[20:45] Old Woman
    Since about 480 years ago.
[20:49] Koaru
    Makes sense to me.
[20:50] Jinko
    Men are the worst.
[20:52] Mitsugu
    Regardless, I'm glad Mai is all right.
[20:55] Maki
    What are you talking about?
[20:56] Maki
    Nami is still missing.
[20:58] Mitsugu
    Oh, I forgot.
[21:00] Kaoru
    Did he eat her?
[21:03] Old Woman
    How dare you?!
[21:04] Old Woman
    Fishy isn't a savage fishman!
[21:08] Jinko
    Then where's Nami?
SIGN    Self-censored
[21:13] Nami
    Whew.
SIGN    Self-censored
SIGN    Self-censored
[21:16] Nami
    Boy, that was tough.
[21:19] Nami
    This guy's stomach stinks.
[21:22] Nami
    I wonder if he's got gastroxynsis.
SIGN    Self-censored
[21:25] Maki
    Nami, you're alive.
[21:26] All
    Naked! Naked! Naked!
[21:27] Nami
    Yeah. I'm back.
[21:29] Chihiro
    Truly a fisherman's daughter.
[21:32] Jinko
    I can't believe she made it
    back from a fishman's stomach.
[21:34] Kaoru
    She's got guts.
SIGN    Self-censored
[21:44] Mitsugu
    Amidst a whirlpool of
    emotion, our battle ended.
[21:50] Mitsugu
    Having recovered thanks to his horrifying
    vitality, the fishman returned to the sea.
[21:58] Mitsugu
    Back to the world where he lived,
    at the bottom of the ocean.
[22:02] Mitsugu
    Back to his soul's homeland.
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Episode 12 "Interview With Mai"
[23:45] Mitsugu
    In order to minimize information leaks,
[23:49] Mitsugu
    on the condition that even our blood
    brothers and sisters would be excluded,
[23:53] Mitsugu
    I agreed to help Maki make her movie.

E12 - Interview With Mai

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[01:31] Maki
    The Hollywood movie Interview with a
    Vampire was released in fall of 1994.
[01:38] Maki
    As I was a growing girl at the time,
[01:42] Maki
    it would not be an exaggeration to say
    that this movie shaped my personality
[01:46] Maki
    and became the foundation of my interests.
[01:50] Maki
    Lead actor Brad Pitt does an
    impressive job portraying Louis,
[01:54] Maki
    a man who struggles with being a vampire
    due to his lingering human conscience.
[01:59] Maki
    Achieving an unexpectedly delicate sexiness
[02:02] Maki
    and covering up his crude
    acting with his good looks,
[02:05] Maki
    Tom Cruise, who plays Lestat,
    undoubtedly gained new fans.
[02:10] Maki
    The supporting cast were handsome, as well,
[02:12] Maki
    and the casting was as thorough as
    you'd expect from a Hollywood movie.
[02:16] Maki
    ...Is what I'd like to say,
[02:18] Maki
    but the critical role of Daniel
    the interviewer is played
[02:21] Maki
    by the slightly uninspiring
    Christian Slater.
[02:24] Maki
    He performance is hardly bad, but it's
    a little rough around the edges.
[02:28] Maki
    He was good as the apprentice
    monk in The Name of the Rose,
[02:32] Maki
    but he's been lackluster ever since.
[02:34] Maki
    If River Phoenix had been
    cast as originally planned,
[02:38] Maki
    I personally would have found it
    to be an even more enjoyable film.
[02:44] Maki
    But the interactions between beautiful
    men and confessions of love
[02:49] Maki
    lured not only fans of
    homosexual and BL content,
[02:52] Maki
    but also many fujoshi into its
    gorgeous and aesthetic world.
[02:57] Maki
    The original novel by Anne
    Rice is a cult classic.
[03:02] Maki
    The world depicted is so similar
    to that of Poe no Ichizoku
[03:05] Maki
    that it could be considered a
    live-action version of the series.
[03:06] Maki
    Its themes can be summed up as the
    sorrow and suffering of vampires.
[03:11] Maki
    Despite all his agonizing,
    Louis ends up as an empty vampire.
[03:16] Maki
    The delicious final scene ends with
    a revived Lestat's triumphant smile.
[03:22] Maki
    It's fine, though, since it's entertaining.
[03:25] Maki
    The director would be to blame if he
    failed to produce an entertaining film
[03:28] Maki
    with such an extravagant cast.
[03:30] Tsujimoto
    The girl who played Claudia
    wasn't very cute.
[03:34] Maki
    You think so?
[03:35] Maki
    I think it's better that she wasn't
    played by a beautiful girl.
[03:39] Taguchi
    Why is that?
[03:40] Maki
    Because this is a movie about handsome men.
[03:43] Maki
    The women and girls can
    simply be women and girls.
[03:46] Taguchi
    Are you sure?
[03:47] Maki
    Besides, I thought her
    acting was impressive.
[03:51] Maki
    She has the mind of an adult, but her
    body is forever that of a child's.
[03:54] Maki
    The suffering and frustration
    she portrayed felt so real.
[03:57] Maki
    By the end of the movie,
[03:58] Maki
    she was making the kinds of expressions
    you'd expect from a middle-aged woman.
[04:01] Tsujimoto
    I imagine male fans were disappointed.
[04:05] Taguchi
    You're right.
[04:06] Taguchi
    Hetero men feel like they've wasted their time
    if they didn't get to look at beautiful women.
[04:11] Maki
    Now that you mention it, you might be right.
[04:14] Maki
    What type of beautiful girls
    do hetero dudes like, anyway?
[04:19] Mitsugu
    An interview.
[04:20] Maki
    That's right.
[04:21] Mitsugu
    With Mai?
[04:21] Maki
    Yeah.
[04:22] Maki
    I want to film it and make a documentary.
[04:26] Mitsugu
    What are you talking about?
    We can't do that.
[04:29] Mitsugu
    You'd be exposing Mai's secret to the world.
[04:32] Mitsugu
    And besides, we've got to
    respect Mai's privacy.
[04:35] Maki
    She doesn't have to answer any questions
    she doesn't want to answer.
[04:38] Mitsugu
    You're lying. I know exactly what
    you're up to since you chose Mai.
[04:43] Mitsugu
    You'd be exposing the Blood Donation Club's
    impure blood donation activities, too.
[04:48] Mitsugu
    What if Mai gets kicked
    out of this high school?
[04:51] Maki
    Just because it's called a documentary
    doesn't mean everything depicted is real.
[04:57] Maki
    As a film, it's necessarily a fabrication.
[04:59] Maki
    In other words, it doesn't
    work without direction.
[05:02] Mitsugu
    You mean you'll exaggerate
    Mai's secret, right?
[05:06] Maki
    I'll censor her eyes with a bar
    and call her "Vampire Girl A."
[05:13] Mitsugu
    In what universe is there an
    anonymous "Vampire Girl A?"
[05:17] Maki
    That's what makes it interesting.
[05:18] Maki
    I won't be interviewing
    some commonplace girl.
[05:22] Maki
    You just don't understand.
    This is why I can't stand amateurs.
[05:26] Mitsugu
    And I don't care to understand.
[05:28] Mitsugu
    I don't need you making waves in
    my happy little life with Mai.
[05:32] Maki
    Happy little life, huh?
[05:35] Mitsugu
    What's wrong with that?
[05:36] Maki
    Nothing, if you're happy with that.
[05:39] Maki
    But normally, I'd imagine
    people would be more curious.
[05:44] Mitsugu
    Curious about what?
[05:45] Maki
    Oh, sorry.
[05:48] Maki
    I meant Mai's personal history. Her past.
[05:52] Maki
    I was just wondering what
    you even know about Mai.
[05:58] Maki
    Well, if you're not concerned
    about the true identity
[06:00] Maki
    of the friend you're living
    with under the same roof,
[06:03] Maki
    I suppose that could be considered
    magnanimous or cool.
[06:07] Mitsugu
    Mai's past doesn't bother—
[06:10] Maki
    It doesn't bother you, except for Franken.
[06:12] Mitsugu
    What?
[06:13] Maki
    And if you're happy now,
    then none of it matters.
[06:17] Maki
    I'm giving up on the idea.
    You should forget about it, too.
[06:21] Mitsugu
    Huh? Wha— Maki, wait!
[06:33] Mitsugu
    In order to minimize information leaks,
[06:36] Mitsugu
    on the condition that even our blood
    brothers and sisters would be excluded,
[06:41] Mitsugu
    I agreed to help Maki make her movie.
[06:45] Chihiro
    Good grief.
[06:47] Chihiro
    I thought I'd be able to go home early tonight
[06:49] Chihiro
    and enjoy some sake while viewing the moon.
[06:51] Mitsugu
    You say that, but you're itching to
    use that clapperboard you're holding.
[06:57] Chihiro
    As the instructor in charge,
[06:59] Chihiro
    I can't allow you to perform
    extracurricular activities without me.
[07:03] Chihiro
    You're lucky you have such
    an understanding teacher.
[07:09] Mitsugu
    Mai, are you okay?
[07:11] Mitsugu
    If you decide you don't want to
    do this, we can stop anytime.
[07:15] Mitsugu
    And you don't have to answer any
    questions you don't want to—
[07:17] Maki
    Hey, stay out of this.
[07:19] Mai
    I'm okay. I'm actually kind of excited.
[07:29] Maki
    Ready, action!
[07:34] Maki
    M-san, let's dive right in.
[07:37] Maki
    What's your favorite blood type?
[07:39] Mai
    I don't have one. I was taught
    not to be a picky eater.
[07:43] Maki
    Do you prefer men's blood or women's blood?
[07:46] Mai
    I actually prefer men's blood.
[07:50] Mai
    But I'd never ask for it.
    Not until we win the war!
[07:53] Maki
    I see. You prefer the blood
    of boys. Why is that?
[07:57] Mai
    It's kind of thick.
[08:00] Mai
    It has an animal-like smell
    that whets my appetite.
[08:03] Maki
    Then you must find the blood
    of timid boys disappointing.
[08:08] Mai
    I do.
[08:09] Mai
    If I'm allowed to choose, I prefer
    the blood of aggressive men.
[08:13] Mai
    But I'd never ask for it.
    Not until we win the war!
[08:16] Maki
    You're such a good-natured vampire, Mai-san.
[08:20] Maki
    Have you always been such a kind person?
[08:24] Mai
    I'm not so sure.
[08:27] Maki
    I'm sure you had lots of friends.
[08:30] Mai
    It was a long, long time ago.
    I don't remember very well.
[08:34] Maki
    What's your greatest childhood memory?
[08:37] Mai
    I forgot.
[08:40] Chihiro
    Cut!
[08:42] Maki
    Doctor, I'm the director!
[08:44] Chihiro
    Our food has arrived.
[08:48] Deliveryman
    Thanks again.
[08:53] Chihiro
    It seems like she doesn't
    want to talk about her past.
[08:57] Maki
    Perhaps she has a secret.
[09:00] Mitsugu
    A secret?
[09:01] Chihiro
    Yeah, maybe.
[09:03] Maki
    There's a reason Mai's too
    timid to bite people?
[09:09] Chihiro
    Maybe she experienced some
    kind of trauma as a child.
[09:13] Mitsugu
    You guys are overthinking it.
[09:15] Mitsugu
    Mai's simply a pure girl.
[09:17] Chihiro
    You're green.
[09:19] Chihiro
    Green like the Jolly Green Giant.
[09:22] Mitsugu
    Not only is that an old reference,
    but it's kind of obscure.
[09:26] Maki
    I kind of like his peas.
[09:31] Mai
    I'm starting to feel sleepy...
[09:41] Mitsugu
    Huh? Mai?
[09:45] Mitsugu
    You bitch, you drugged her, didn't you?
[09:48] Chihiro
    I just mixed in a tiny bit of blood
    containing a sleep inducing agent.
[09:53] Mitsugu
    What?!
[09:54] Chihiro
    Don't worry. It has no side effects.
[09:57] Maki
    Doctor, did you—
[09:59] Chihiro
    I'm a public health doctor with no morals.
[10:02] Maki
    Hypnotherapy...
[10:04] Chihiro
    That lukewarm interview style you were
    using earlier will never get us anywhere.
[10:09] Mitsugu
    How could you do this without Mai's consent?
[10:12] Maki
    As an orthodox documentary maker,
    I have some doubts about this.
[10:15] Chihiro
    That's exactly what makes you lukewarm.
[10:19] Chihiro
    Like the Jolly Green Giant's thawed—
[10:19] Maki
    I like his peas.
[10:21] Mitsugu
    For the record, I'm against this.
[10:25] Maki
    Mitsugu, are you sure you're not
    scared to learn about Mai's past?
[10:34] Chihiro
    I'll take your silence as consent.
[10:36] Chihiro
    Let's continue the interview.
[10:48] Chihiro
    Since you set this in motion,
    let me tell you one thing.
[10:53] Chihiro
    There are some things in this world
    that you're better off not knowing.
[10:58] Chihiro
    Let's get started.
[11:01] Maki
    Ready, action!
[11:08] Chihiro
    You are currently descending some stairs.
[11:13] Chihiro
    One step.
[11:15] Chihiro
    Two steps.
[11:17] Chihiro
    Three steps.
[11:20] Chihiro
    Your foot slipped.
[11:23] Mitsugu
    Doctor!
[11:24] Maki
    This isn't the time for jokes!
[11:26] Chihiro
    You slipped on the third step
[11:28] Chihiro
    but immediately regained your
    balance and stepped down...
[11:32] Chihiro
    ...onto the final step.
[11:38] Chihiro
    When you open the door in front of
    you, you see yourself as a child.
[11:53] Chihiro
    Where are you now?
[11:58] Mai
    Inside a carriage. It's moving.
[12:03] Chihiro
    Where is it traveling?
[12:06] Mai
    A dark road. The scenery
    outside is a blazing red.
[12:11] Chihiro
    Who are you with?
[12:13] Mai
    My Daddy, and...
[12:15] Mai
    Oh, this brings back memories.
[12:18] Mai
    It's my real mother who gave birth to me.
[12:23] (Flashback) Mai
    Mother!
[12:24] (Flashback) Mom
    It's all right, Mai. Father
    will take care of it.
[12:27] (Flashback) Dad
    Mai, I promise I'll protect you two.
[12:32] (Flashback) Mai
    But it's so red outside!
[12:36] (Flashback) Dad
    That's the evening sun.
[12:38] (Flashback) Mai
    But I see so many black crosses!
[12:42] (Flashback) Dad
    Those are the shadows of trees.
[12:45] (Flashback) Mai
    I hear horrible groans and screams!
[12:49] (Flashback) Dad
    Those are the crows cawing.
[12:52] (Flashback) Mai
    But I smell flesh burning!
[12:56] (Flashback) Dad
    Mai, you mustn't look at,
    listen to or smell anything.
[13:04] Chihiro
    Decades pass. Where are you now?
[13:10] Mai
    I'm traveling from town to
    town across unfamiliar lands.
[13:17] Chihiro
    Where are your father and mother?
[13:21] (Flashback) Mai
    Mother...
[13:22] (Flashback) Mai
    Where is mother?
[13:24] (Flashback) Mai
    Where is mother?!
[13:31] (Flashback) Mai
    Mother!
[13:33] (Flashback) Mom
    Mai, run! Run away!
[13:37] (Flashback) Dad
    Run, Mai! Forget about Mom! Just run!
[13:42] (Flashback) Mai
    No! No!
[13:45] (Flashback) Mai
    Mother!
[13:48] (Flashback) Mai
    No! No!
[13:50] (Flashback) Mai
    Mother!
[13:57] Chihiro
    They slaughtered her.
[13:59] Maki
    It was a witch hunt. Poor woman.
[14:05] Mitsugu
    Mai...
[14:06] Chihiro
    Those who hunt humans are
    in turn hunted by humans.
[14:10] Chihiro
    Such is the fate of those
    who drink human blood.
[14:15] Mitsugu
    Let's stop. Let's not do this anymore.
[14:18] Mitsugu
    Who cares about any of that?
[14:21] Maki
    Mitsugu.
[14:23] Maki
    Are you sure you're not afraid
    to face the true Mai?
[14:27] Mitsugu
    I just don't want to make
    Mai suffer anymore!
[14:31] Maki
    You're wrong.
[14:33] Maki
    You're afraid to know what truth is
    hidden behind Mai's pretty little face.
[14:42] Chihiro
    Well, Mitsugu Bambam.
    Should we continue or not?
[14:47] Chihiro
    As interested party number one, you decide.
[14:50] Mitsugu
    My name isn't Mitsugu Bambam.
[14:53] Mitsugu
    It's Mitsugu Bamba.
[14:56] Chihiro
    More time passes. Where are you now?
[15:02] Mai
    I...
[15:12] Mai
    My Daddy and I left Europe.
[15:17] Mai
    We're heading to the New World.
[15:20] Chihiro
    More time passes.
[15:26] Mai
    It's different from Europe
    and its tired traditions.
[15:29] Mai
    The city was filled with people of different
    races speaking different languages.
[15:36] Mai
    We hid among the crowds
    and continued our journey.
[15:43] Chihiro
    More time passes.
[15:49] Maki
    Where are you?
[15:50] Mai
    We're near a river called the Mississippi.
[15:54] Mai
    We live on a large plantation.
[15:57] Mai
    We're surrounded by dark-skinned
    nannies and servants.
[16:01] Maki
    Sounds straight out of Gone with the Wind.
[16:03] Mitsugu
    Gone with the what now?
[16:06] Maki
    Just die, you ignorant savage!
[16:08] Maki
    Based on a novel by Margaret Mitchell,
[16:10] Maki
    produced by David O. Selznick,
    and directed by Victor Fleming.
[16:16] Maki
    Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable.
[16:19] Maki
    Leslie Howard, Olivia de
    Havilland, and Thomas Mitchell.
[16:23] Mitsugu
    Who?
[16:24] Maki
    You've never heard of the masterpiece
    that won nine Academy Awards?
[16:29] Mitsugu
    Oh, that long-ass movie.
[16:32] Mitsugu
    I've seen a bit of it on TV.
[16:34] Maki
    The Keiko Toda and Toru Emori dub?
[16:37] Mitsugu
    I forgot. Actually, I never remembered.
[16:39] Maki
    By the way, the Warner Brothers dub
    featured Akio Otsuka as Rhett Butler.
[16:44] Maki
    Scarlett O'hara's sister Suellen
    O'Hara was voiced by Atsuko Tanaka.
[16:49] Mitsugu
    So, what?
[16:52] Mai
    On that plantation, I met my first friends.
[17:00] (Flashback) Dad
    Starting today, this girl
    will be your friend.
[17:03] (Flashback) Dad
    Her name is Caroline Irene.
[17:06] (Flashback) Dad
    Call her Carreen.
[17:09] Mai
    Carreen came from an orphanage.
[17:15] Mai
    We quickly became friends.
[17:21] Mai
    We were like sisters.
[17:25] Maki
    It really is Gone with the Wind.
[17:28] Maki
    Carreen, also known as
    Caroline Irene O'Hara is—
[17:31] Chihiro
    What happened next?
[17:33] Mai
    One day...
[17:37] (Flashback) Dad
    Mai, it's about time you began to
    prepare to become independent vampire.
[17:43] (Flashback) Mai
    Independent?
[17:45] (Flashback) Dad
    That's right. A fully-fledged
    vampire must hunt their own prey.
[17:52] (Flashback) Mai
    Prey?
[17:53] (Flashback) Dad
    You must sink your own fangs into your prey,
    drink its blood, and control your prey.
[18:00] (Flashback) Dad
    Naturally, you won't be able
    to do that right away.
[18:04] (Flashback) Dad
    You'll need a partner to practice
    on in order to get used to it.
[18:08] (Flashback) Dad
    Take a look. That's your first prey.
[18:14] Mai
    Carreen had been brought to the
    plantation for that purpose.
[18:20] Chihiro
    I see. It's like how raptors will
    offer live prey to their chicks.
[18:25] Mitsugu
    Ugh!
[18:26] Chihiro
    Cut the old-fashioned reactions.
[18:28] Maki
    He offered a live human to his own child.
[18:31] Maki
    Vampire parents are incredible.
[18:34] Chihiro
    What happened next?
[18:37] Mai
    Naturally, I rejected the idea.
[18:41] Mai
    I couldn't drink the blood
    of my precious friend.
[18:44] Mitsugu
    Of course not.
[18:46] Chihiro
    And then?
[18:48] Mai
    Daddy became angry.
    He exposed me to the sun—
[18:52] Mai
    No, he forced me to fast.
[18:56] Maki
    Fast?
[18:58] Mai
    Pure-blooded vampires raise their children
    by allowing them to drink blood from their arm.
[19:05] Mai
    After I lost my mother, I was
    raised on my Daddy's blood.
[19:13] Chihiro
    He did it so she could become
    independent and leave the nest.
[19:20] Chihiro
    It's standard practice in the natural world.
[19:22] Chihiro
    If anything, humans are the exception.
[19:25] Maki
    Like a fox driving off her kits.
[19:28] Chihiro
    And then?
[19:30] Mai
    I dried up.
[19:34] Mai
    I'd never experienced anything
    like it in my life.
[19:38] Mai
    I felt so dry.
[19:40] Mai
    My hunger tore me apart.
[19:43] Mai
    No matter how much I screamed and cried,
    Daddy wouldn't offer me his arm.
[19:50] Mai
    For three days and nights, I suffered
    and cried until I couldn't anymore.
[19:59] Mai
    Then that night arrived.
[20:12] Mai
    I snuck into her room.
[20:17] Mai
    I stood beside her as she slept peacefully.
[20:33] Mai
    No!
[20:42] Mai
    I feel so dizzy in the morning.
[20:46] Mai
    Everyone knows what I'm thinking.
[20:49] Mai
    My stomach is so excited.
[20:53] Mai
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[20:57] All
    The night is anxious,
    your sleepiness will go flying.
[21:04] All
    Blood vessels flow so
    smoothly, not enough blood...
[21:04] Chihiro
    So, what are you going to
    do with the video you shot?
[21:09] Mitsugu
    What? Maki...
[21:10] Maki
    After the story she told us,
    I can't release it to the public.
[21:17] Maki
    If I'm empathizing with my subject,
[21:20] Maki
    then I still have a lot to learn
    as a documentary director.
[21:24] Chihiro
    It may be the fate of vampires,
    but it's a sad thing.
[21:30] Mitsugu
    No, it's not.
[21:32] Chihiro
    What's not sad?
[21:35] Mitsugu
    Mai isn't alone anymore.
[21:38] Mitsugu
    She has me...
[21:39] Mitsugu
    ...and her blood brothers and
    sisters from the night school.
[21:58] Chihiro
    Someday Mai may drink your blood.
[22:05] Chihiro
    I hope you're prepared for that.