# Season 1
# E1 - Vampire Girl, Bloody Excited
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZV5V/vampire-girl-bloody-excited)
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***SIGN*** Seijumonji High School
***SIGN*** Enter
Here
***SIGN*** Enter
Here
***SIGN*** The weight of love is 400 milliliters
**[02:37] Mitsugu**
"The weight of love is 400 milliliters."
**[02:41] Mitsugu**
"Yes, love can."
***SIGN*** YES LOVE CAN
**[02:44] Mitsugu**
Imagine the blood flowing through my body
is being injected into someone else's.
**[02:50] Mitsugu**
Blood is love.
**[02:51] Nurse A**
You're back again?
**[02:54] Nurse B**
No matter how often you
come, you still can't.
**[02:58] Mitsugu**
No matter what?
**[03:00] Nurse A**
No means no.
**[03:02] Nurse A**
We've explained it to you countless times.
**[03:04] Mitsugu**
Aw, come on. You don't have
to sound like Otaka-san.
**[03:07] Nurse A**
Otaka-san? Who's that?
**[03:10] Mitsugu**
Tenth chairwoman of the former
Japan Socialist Party
**[03:12] Mitsugu**
and second leader of the
Social Democratic Party.
**[03:14] Mitsugu**
The first woman to serve as
the Lower House Speaker.
**[03:17] Mitsugu**
She's dead now, though.
**[03:18] Nurse B**
For a high school girl,
you know some strange facts.
**[03:21] Mitsugu**
You can just draw it.
**[03:23] Nurse B**
I'll give you this if you'll just leave.
**[03:26] Sign**
Delicious
Milk
**[03:26] Nurse A**
We don't have time to waste on
a pervert obsessed with blood.
**[03:30] Nurse B**
Next person, please.
**[03:33] Girl**
Blood. Blood...
**[03:37] Nurse B**
Yes, yes. I'll draw it right now.
**[03:39] Nurse B**
Have a seat over here.
**[03:43] Mitsugu**
An old school beauty in this
day and age? How unusual.
**[03:46] Mitsugu**
Seems foreign, too.
**[03:47] Nurse B**
Foreign? What do you mean by that?
**[03:49] Mitsugu**
*What's such a frail girl doing giving blood?*
**[03:56] Nurse B**
You get out of here.
**[03:58] Nurse B**
I'm drawing some blood for test—
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Blood Donating Enthusiast
Mitsugu Bamba
**[04:32] Mitsugu**
*I snatched her up in the heat of the moment.*
**[04:35] Mitsugu**
*Should I take her to the hospital?*
**[04:38] Mitsugu**
*She sure is a pretty girl.*
**[04:42] Mai**
Blood. I want blood.
**[04:45] Mitsugu**
You're too weak to give blood.
**[04:50] Mai**
Give blood? What does that mean?
**[04:54] Mitsugu**
Huh? What does...?
**[04:56] Mitsugu**
You didn't come here to give blood?
**[04:58] Mai**
What are you talking about?
**[05:00] Mai**
Why would I give blood?
**[05:01] Mai**
I want to drink blood!
**[05:15] Mitsugu**
*C-Could it be?*
**[05:25] Mitsugu**
*This is how Mai the vampire and I met.*
**[05:40] Mitsugu**
Want to try this?
**[05:42] Mitsugu**
I've been holding onto it since I drew it
two weeks ago, so it's coagulated a little.
**[05:46] Mai**
Blood?
**[05:54] Mitsugu**
*She makes it look so good.*
**[05:56] Mai**
This isn't enough!
**[05:58] Mai**
More. More blood.
**[06:01] Mitsugu**
I don't have anymore.
**[06:03] Mai**
No more?
**[06:06] Mai**
Then I bid this world farewell.
**[06:10] Mai**
Now that I think about it,
I lived a short life.
**[06:12] Mitsugu**
A short life?
**[06:14] Mitsugu**
I thought vampires were immortal.
**[06:19] Mai**
Thank you for the meal.
**[06:21] Mai**
It was delicious.
**[06:25] Mitsugu**
Hold on!
**[06:27] Mitsugu**
Come on, bite me.
**[06:29] Mitsugu**
Feel free to ignore safe limits and
drink 400, or even 900 milliliters.
**[06:32] Mai**
No. I mustn't do that.
**[06:35] Mitsugu**
No? Aren't you a bloodsucking fiend?
**[06:39] Mai**
I'm no fiend, but I do
survive by drinking blood.
**[06:42] Mitsugu**
Then go ahead and bite me.
**[06:44] Mai**
I can't.
**[06:45] Mitsugu**
You can't? Why not?
**[06:47] Mai**
If I bite you, you'll not
only become a vampire,
**[06:51] Mai**
but also my servant.
**[06:55] Mitsugu**
Servant?
**[06:57] Mai**
I lack the dependability and disposition
to make a human my servant.
**[07:03] Mitsugu**
*Is dependability really the right word?*
**[07:05] Mai**
Well, I should go.
**[07:06] Mitsugu**
What? You're leaving already?
**[07:09] Mitsugu**
Where's your home?
**[07:24] Mitsugu**
Transylvania?
**[07:26] Mai**
Yes. I am Mai Vlad Transylvania.
**[07:30] Mai**
Embarrassingly, I am descended from
the prestigious Transylvania clan.
**[07:35] Mitsugu**
Mai Vlad Transylvania?
**[07:38] Mitsugu**
You're a foreigner, after all.
**[07:39] Mitsugu**
So, what's the descendant of that
prestigious clan doing in Japan?
**[07:43] Mai**
I don't get along with
my father's 48th wife.
**[07:51] (Flashback) Mai**
You bitch! A mother is obligated
to feed her daughter!
**[07:55] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Shut up, girl! I wouldn't feed
you a single drop of blood.
**[08:00] (Flashback) Stepmom**
In this clan, we hunt our own
prey once we turn 10 years old.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Mai**
Stupid slut!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Ugly goody two-shoes!
**[08:07] Mai**
I was supposed to stay with relatives
residing in Eastern Europe.
**[08:14] Mai**
But by some mistake, the container
I hid inside arrived in Tokyo.
**[08:21] Mai**
I've been living in a small
paper house ever since.
**[08:26] Mai**
Since getting into that container, I haven't
had a single drop of blood, so I...
**[08:34] (Flashback) Mai**
I can't.
**[08:36] (Flashback) Mai**
I can't do it!
**[08:40] Mitsugu**
You can't? But you're a vampire.
**[08:44] Mitsugu**
You can't survive without blood.
**[08:46] Mitsugu**
Just bite someone.
**[08:47] Mai**
But crickets, frogs, and water striders
are happy because they're alive.
**[08:53] Mai**
I couldn't possibly endanger a human life.
**[08:58] Mitsugu**
Drink a little at a time.
**[09:00] Mitsugu**
You know, neither kill nor let them live.
**[09:03] Mai**
I mustn't.
**[09:05] Mai**
I'd be ruining another person's life.
**[09:08] Mai**
And if the person I bit
turned out to be evil,
**[09:11] Mai**
I'd be creating another wicked vampire.
**[09:15] Mai**
You're really okay with me biting you?
**[09:19] Mitsugu**
What?
**[09:20] Mai**
You don't mind having to bite someone
**[09:23] Mai**
every night and suck their blood to survive?
**[09:28] Mitsugu**
I'd rather not do that.
**[09:31] Mai**
How honest.
**[09:34] Mai**
I have no money.
**[09:37] Mai**
Unable to bear my hunger any longer,
while wandering around town,
**[09:41] Mai**
I smelled the delicious scent of
blood coming from that vehicle.
**[09:45] Mitsugu**
*What an unbelievably timid vampire.*
**[09:47] Mitsugu**
*And she's totally homeless.*
**[09:49] Mai**
But I should be able to
survive for some time now.
**[09:54] Mai**
Thank you.
**[09:58] Mitsugu**
*So cute. She's too cute.*
**[10:00] Mitsugu**
*All right, I've decided.*
**[10:02] Mitsugu**
*I'll protect this girl.*
**[10:04] Mitsugu**
*Pops, I'll do it.*
**[10:06] Mitsugu**
Hey, why don't you take a shower?
**[10:09] Mai**
A shower?
**[10:11] Mitsugu**
I bet you haven't bathed in days.
**[10:14] Mai**
Are you sure?
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[10:21] Mitsugu**
She's so bold.
**[10:35] Mitsugu**
*A beautiful girl wearing only a men's shirt.*
**[10:39] Mitsugu**
*So sexy.*
**[10:40] Mai**
I'll be able to rest well tonight.
**[10:44] Mai**
I got to drink delicious blood, too.
**[10:46] Mai**
I can't thank you enough.
**[10:50] Mitsugu**
Actually, I was thinking
instead of just tonight,
**[10:55] Mitsugu**
you could stay here forever.
**[10:59] Mai**
What? Forever?
**[11:01] Mitsugu**
My dad's a scholar. He's currently
on a business trip overseas.
**[11:06] Mitsugu**
We've got a spare room.
**[11:08] Mitsugu**
I thought you could stay
as long as you'd like.
**[11:13] Mitsugu**
You don't have anywhere else to go, right?
**[11:18] Mai**
So kind.
**[11:20] Mitsugu**
To be perfectly honest...
**[11:22] Mitsugu**
*Well, it's not that big a revelation.*
**[11:24] Mitsugu**
Lucky for you, I'm a blood-obsessed
blood donating enthusiast.
**[11:28] Mitsugu**
I bet I'll be able to help you.
**[11:31] Mai**
Such powerful words.
**[11:33] Mai**
I can trust you.
**[11:35] Mai**
But I may not be able to
repay you in any way.
**[11:39] Mitsugu**
*"Wow!"*
**[11:41] Mitsugu**
* I bet that's how a man*
* would react to that pose.*
**[11:45] Mitsugu**
* It's rather flirtatious,*
* but it's certainly convincing.*
**[11:49] Mai**
Good night.
**[11:51] Mitsugu**
What? You don't need to sleep in the closet.
**[11:55] Mai**
I feel most at ease in cramped, dark spaces.
**[11:59] Mai**
After all, I'm a vampire.
**[12:02] Mitsugu**
Then, I'll be sleeping here.
**[12:05] Mitsugu**
If you need anything...
**[12:14] Mitsugu**
*I thought vampires were nocturnal.*
**[12:17] Mitsugu**
*She must be exhausted.*
**[12:40] Mitsugu**
*Am I headed in a crazy direction?*
**[12:47] Mitsugu**
* But starting tonight, Mai and I*
* are sleeping under the same roof.*
**[12:53] Mitsugu**
* I'm living a bloody and dangerous*
* life with a young vampire girl.*
**[12:58] Mitsugu**
*It's like some kind of anime!*
**[13:01] Mitsugu**
* I'm glad I'm a blood donating*
* enthusiast with a blood fetish.*
**[13:07] Mitsugu**
I'm so glad!
**[13:11] Announce**
*It is now time to leave school.*
**[13:14] Mitsugu**
Doctor, I'm back for more.
**[13:14] Announce**
*Students who have no business at school
are to leave school grounds immediately.*
**[13:16] Chihiro**
You again?
**[13:19] Announce**
*Students who do have business at school
are to leave immediately, as well.*
***SIGN*** Seijuro High School Doctor
Chihiro Chimatsuri
**[13:20] Chihiro**
I'm only drawing your blood once a month.
**[13:24] Chihiro**
It's only been two weeks since last time.
**[13:24] Announce**
*Please just go home.*
**[13:28] Chihiro**
Besides, the blood I draw from
you can't be given to anyone.
**[13:33] Chihiro**
I've explained it to you numerous
times, but since it's important,
**[13:37] Chihiro**
I'll explain it to you again.
Listen closely.
**[13:37] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[13:42] Chihiro**
What is a blood type?
**[13:45] Chihiro**
A technical explanation would bore
you, and our time is limited,
**[13:50] Chihiro**
so you can look up the details on Wikipedia.
**[13:53] Chihiro**
Broadly speaking, the ABO blood
group system beloved by the Japanese
**[13:58] Chihiro**
is used in order to avoid hemolysis
during a blood transfusion.
**[14:03] Chihiro**
In extremely rare cases, a person's blood
type can belong to multiple groups.
**[14:09] Chihiro**
This is known as chimerism.
**[14:12] Chihiro**
Naturally, chimera blood types can't be used
in transfusions and therefore not collected.
**[14:19] Chihiro**
And your blood type is chimeric.
**[14:30] Chihiro**
I'm talking about you!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[14:33] Mitsugu**
Corporal punishment. Power harassment.
**[14:36] Chihiro**
How dare you nap when I'm considerately
explaining your situation to you?!
**[14:40] Mitsugu**
But you've told me so often,
I'm sick of hearing it.
**[14:44] Chihiro**
In any case, once a month.
**[14:47] Chihiro**
Not more than that.
**[14:49] Mitsugu**
I'll be fine. I'll eat plenty of spinach.
**[14:52] Mitsugu**
I'll eat liver and prunes until I puke.
**[14:55] Mitsugu**
Could you draw about a whole liter at once?
**[14:58] Chihiro**
You idiot. That would kill you.
**[14:59] Mitsugu**
I don't care. Please, doctor.
**[15:04] Chihiro**
Is it a boy?
**[15:05] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[15:05] Chihiro**
Looks like I'm right.
**[15:07] Mitsugu**
No, it's not like that.
**[15:10] Chihiro**
I'm the kind of man who
wants to play Fallout 4
**[15:14] Chihiro**
on the PlayStation and eat
extra large beef bowls.
**[15:18] Chihiro**
I'm an expensive man to keep around.
**[15:21] Chihiro**
That's what you're up to, isn't it?
**[15:23] Chihiro**
Selling blood is a crime.
**[15:25] Mitsugu**
No. I'd never do anything so obscene.
**[15:28] Mitsugu**
Besides, she—
**[15:30] Chihiro**
She?
**[15:32] Chihiro**
Fill me in on the details.
**[15:35] Chihiro**
Depending on the circumstances, I might
be willing to draw a liter or two.
**[15:40] Mitsugu**
Well, actually...
**[15:43] Chihiro**
I see. A wandering vampire girl.
**[15:47] Mitsugu**
Not just a girl. A beautiful girl.
**[15:49] Chihiro**
You're not making this up, are you?
**[15:52] Mitsugu**
It's true. It's all true.
**[15:55] Mitsugu**
To prove it...
**[15:56] Mai**
Nice to meet you. I'm Mai.
**[15:59] Chihiro**
When did she get here?
**[16:01] Mitsugu**
She is a vampire.
**[16:04] Chihiro**
I shall medically determine if this girl is
a vampire or a human with a screw loose.
**[16:10] Chihiro**
Her heart is beating, so she's not a corpse.
**[16:14] Chihiro**
Her blood pressure is a bit low,
but her levels are normal.
**[16:18] Chihiro**
She doesn't have fangs,
much less a single cavity.
**[16:20] Chihiro**
She's in such perfect health,
dentists hate her.
**[16:22] Chihiro**
How is this a vampire?
**[16:35] Chihiro**
Very well. I'll acknowledge that
she isn't an ordinary human.
**[16:40] Mai**
I'm hungry.
**[16:41] Mitsugu**
Please help me.
**[16:43] Mitsugu**
If we can't use mine,
then lend me your blood—
**[16:46] Chihiro**
I refuse.
**[16:48] Mitsugu**
Doctor, don't you have a conscience?
**[16:51] Chihiro**
No. Nor do I have any morals.
**[16:54] Mitsugu**
There's a human dying over here!
**[16:56] Chihiro**
She's not human.
**[16:59] Mitsugu**
Mai is the first girl to receive my blood.
**[17:06] Chihiro**
Then protect your first.
**[17:09] Chihiro**
Anyway, I don't have any more time for you.
**[17:14] Mitsugu**
Doctor, you said you only collect
rare blood types, right?
**[17:21] Chihiro**
Indeed.
**[17:22] Chihiro**
Gathering and researching the world's
rarest blood types is my life's work.
**[17:30] Mitsugu**
We can discuss that at a later date.
**[17:33] Mitsugu**
You'll draw my blood, won't you?
**[17:48] Mai**
Delicious.
**[17:49] Mai**
I want more. More.
**[17:52] Mitsugu**
Sorry. Doctor Chihiro would
only draw this much.
**[17:56] Mitsugu**
But I'll have her draw more tomorrow.
**[17:58] Mai**
Promise?
**[18:00] Mitsugu**
I promise. I'd do anything for you, Mai.
**[18:08] Mai**
Call me Mai.
**[18:13] Mitsugu**
Mai.
**[18:16] Mai**
Blood. I want blood.
**[18:20] Mai**
I want more.
**[18:22] Mai**
I want more blood!
**[18:28] Announce**
*Blood donating enthusiast Mitsugu Bambam-san,
please report to the infirmary immediately.*
***SIGN*** Scoff Guffaw Sneer
***SIGN*** Contempt
**[18:38] Mitsugu**
Chihiro!
**[18:40] Chihiro**
You're here.
**[18:42] Mitsugu**
What was up with that announcement?
**[18:44] Chihiro**
What about it?
**[18:46] Mitsugu**
Not only did you expose my
blood donating enthusiasm
**[18:48] Mitsugu**
to the entire student body using
the school broadcast system...
**[18:51] Chihiro**
Everybody knows that. What else?
**[18:55] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Mitsugu Bambam!
**[18:57] Sign**
Mitsugu
Bamba
**[18:59] Mitsugu**
It's Mitsugu Bamba!
**[18:59] Sign**
Mitsugu
Bamba
**[19:01] Chihiro**
What kind of fool gets upset
over one wrong letter?
**[19:06] Chihiro**
Do you have any idea how much suffering my
ominous name has caused me since my youth?
***SIGN*** Chihiro Chimatsuri
**[19:11] Mitsugu**
Chihiro Chimatsuri is your real name?
**[19:14] Chihiro**
Why would a mere public health doctor
like myself use a pseudonym?
**[19:17] Mitsugu**
But I've kept my enthusiasm for
giving blood a secret until now.
**[19:26] Chihiro**
I told you,
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[19:28] Chihiro**
everybody knows already!
**[19:31] Mitsugu**
Corporal punishment. Power harassment.
**[19:34] Chihiro**
Morals is a word not found in my dictionary.
**[19:38] Chihiro**
I called you here to discuss
yesterday's vampire girl.
**[19:45] Mitsugu**
What about Mai?
**[19:47] Chihiro**
Fostering that malnourished
girl won't be easy.
**[19:53] Chihiro**
No matter how hard you try,
you'll just end up a desiccated husk.
**[20:00] Mitsugu**
That's why I was hoping that as a
blood-obsessed doctor, you'd give me a hand.
**[20:05] Chihiro**
I don't mind helping you,
but helping you too much will kill me,
**[20:11] Chihiro**
and I'm certainly not interested
in doing it for cheap.
**[20:14] Mitsugu**
* The logic of one who's arrogant,*
* if nothing else—*
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[20:18] Chihiro**
I know exactly what you're thinking!
**[20:22] Chihiro**
Anyway, I have a suggestion.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Artistically Necessary
**[20:24] Chihiro**
Start a Blood Donation Club.
**[20:27] Mitsugu**
A Blood Donation Club?
**[20:29] Mitsugu**
You mean give blood as a club activity?
***SIGN*** Artistically
Necessary
**[20:31] Chihiro**
If you openly draw blood at school,
**[20:33] Chihiro**
you'll be able to satisfy the
demands of a vampire or two,
**[20:37] Chihiro**
and I can examine the blood for
any rare blood types to collect.
**[20:45] Chihiro**
It's a true two-birds-with-one-stone
double-the-fun win-win relationship.
**[20:50] Top**
Maneuver
Excessively Descriptive Platform
**[20:52] Chihiro**
The sand on a beach may be finite,
**[20:54] Chihiro**
but the number of blood donating
enthusiasts is infinite.
**[20:58] Chihiro**
You're not the only pervert who
loves to give blood at this school.
**[21:06] Mitsugu**
Students of Seijumonji High School!
**[21:06] Sign**
Blood
Donation
Club
**[21:09] Mitsugu**
Why not donate your young blood to society?
**[21:15] Mitsugu**
The Blood Donation Club needs
your love, courage, and blood!
**[21:21] Mitsugu**
Join the Blood Donation Club and
enjoy an adolescence of blood love!
**[21:25] Chihiro**
You won't attract anyone by advertising
yourself as a blood donation clinic.
**[21:31] Mitsugu**
Should I do blood donation exercises?
**[21:33] Chihiro**
You need to appeal directly
to the students' desires.
**[21:38] Chihiro**
Don't you care what happens
to that vampire girl?
**[21:41] Chihiro**
Can you afford to be picky?
**[21:45] Mitsugu**
Our advisor is the infirmary's
dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
**[21:50] Mitsugu**
Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
**[21:53] Mitsugu**
The Blood Donation Club has Korean
hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
**[22:01] Mitsugu**
*And that's how I became the blood collector*
**[22:06] Mitsugu**
* who'd do anything for a slightly*
* unusual girl named Mai.*
***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Night Flight on Love"
**[23:45] Chihiro**
This school is full of perverts who
can't stay calm when they see blood.
**[23:50] Mitsugu**
It's already quite late.
**[23:52] Mitsugu**
Don't you think this is a bit much?
**[23:54] Mai**
Let's have another great night!
# E2 - Night Flight on Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3ZD7M/night-flight-on-love)
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**[01:42] Chihiro**
"Autumn breeze,
**[01:44] Chihiro**
at whose grave does my index finger point?"
***SIGN*** Shuji Terayama
**[01:53] Chihiro**
References should always be made clear.
**[01:57] Chihiro**
So, anyway...
**[01:59] Student A**
Doctor!
**[01:59] Student B**
Blood!
**[02:00] Student C**
Draw my blood!
**[02:01] Student D**
I'm first!
**[02:03] Student E**
Don't be ridiculous! I'm first!
**[02:04] Mitsugu**
Okay, okay.
**[02:05] Mitsugu**
Line up in order, starting
with ticket number 32.
**[02:08] Student A**
I'm 32!
**[02:09] Student B**
I'm 32!
**[02:11] Student C**
I'm 32, too!
**[02:12] Mitsugu**
No cutting in line.
**[02:14] Mitsugu**
Doctor, I need you to work tonight.
**[02:17] Chihiro**
I shouldn't have agreed to do this.
**[02:19] Chihiro**
I'm going to work myself to death.
**[02:22] (Flashback) Chihiro**
You need to appeal directly
to the students' desires.
**[02:27] (Flashback) Mitsugu**
Our advisor is the infirmary's
dynamite Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri!
**[02:27] ---**
Blood Donation Club
**[02:31] (Flashback) Mitsugu**
Enjoy the doctor's hospitable care!
**[02:34] (Flashback) All**
What?!
**[02:35] (Flashback) Mitsugu**
The Blood Donation Club has Korean
hotties and blood transfusion mixers!
**[02:38] (Flashback) Mitsugu**
Couples that form will receive
an annual pass to Mousenyland!
**[02:43] Chihiro**
Not only that, but it's all boys.
**[02:46] Chihiro**
Where are the girls?
**[02:48] Mitsugu**
The collective excitement a group of
girls feels is usually only temporary.
**[02:55] Shirt**
Chuck Flap
**[02:56] Katsuno**
Out of the way, herbivores!
**[03:00] Katsuno**
Doctor Chihiro!
***SIGN*** Karate Club Captain Masumi Katsuno
**[03:03] Katsuno**
I, Karate club captain Masumi Katsuno,
**[03:06] Katsuno**
have come to offer up my copious
and thick blood drawn.
**[03:11] All**
Osu!
**[03:13] Katsuno**
Our karate club does not use
empty words like "osu!"
**[03:20] Kanbaru**
Usu.
**[03:21] Katsuno**
Nor do we use "usu!"
**[03:22] Katsuno**
Stop wasting your blood!
**[03:24] Mitsugu**
Yikes. These guys are blood
donating enthusiasts, too?
**[03:30] Chihiro**
That's enough. No need to keep beating him.
**[03:33] Chihiro**
This school is full of perverts who
can't stay calm when they see blood.
**[03:40] Katsuno**
Blood. Blood!
**[03:49] Katsuno**
Excellent.
**[03:50] Katsuno**
This is it. Nothing beats this.
**[03:53] Chihiro**
That's one patient done. Next.
**[03:55] Katsuno**
What? What about my hospitable care?
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
You'll get it once you
accumulate 100 points.
**[04:01] Mitsugu**
Here's your point card.
**[04:02] Left**
Blood Donation Point Card
**[04:03] Mitsugu**
You get one point for every 400cc drawn.
**[04:06] Mitsugu**
Your card expires after six months.
**[04:08] Katsuno**
I've been tricked!
**[04:11] Chihiro**
Come on, next patient.
**[04:12] All**
Osu!
**[04:13] Katsuno**
Don't speak that word again!
**[04:16] Mitsugu**
Hey, cut that out.
**[04:19] Chihiro**
Growing boys are full of
all manner of things.
**[04:23] Chihiro**
It's nothing unusual.
**[04:24] Mitsugu**
Really?
**[04:26] Mitsugu**
Wait, why should we accept this?
**[04:28] Mitsugu**
Get out of here. We're done for tonight!
**[04:31] Nami**
Hold it right there.
**[04:38] Nami**
Aren't you guys familiar with
the phrase "ladies first"?
***SIGN*** Dance Club Captain
***SIGN*** Nami Unten
***SIGN*** Cinema Club Captain
Maki Watabe
**[04:41] Maki**
That's right. Our blood takes priority
over your greasy fatty blood.
***SIGN*** Cosplay Club Captain
Kaoru Konno
**[04:47] Kaoru**
That's right, blood.
**[04:49] Kaoru**
In Heaven's place, I offer
you my angel blood.
**[04:52] Mitsugu**
Thank you.
**[04:54] Mitsugu**
I promise your good intentions
won't go to waste.
**[04:57] Mitsugu**
*Yeah, right.*
**[04:58] Mitsugu**
* I know these girls are secretly blood*
* donating enthusiasts and perverts, too.*
**[05:04] Katsuno**
Whose blood are you calling fatty?
**[05:07] Okada**
Your cholesterol is high,
and your Gamma-GTP is over 200.
**[05:12] Katsuno**
No, it's not!
**[05:13] Hotta**
Your average blood pressure is over 250,
and your urine protein content is 2+.
**[05:17] Katsuno**
No, it's not!
**[05:19] Kanbaru**
You're at risk for prostatic hypertrophy,
and your risk of hair loss is over 80%.
**[05:24] Katsuno**
No, it's not!
**[05:26] Chihiro**
How long are you going to keep doing that?
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[05:31] Mitsugu**
Anyway, we've been dealing with a lot.
**[05:34] Mitsugu**
Before we draw your blood,
you'll need to join the club.
**[05:39] Nami**
What? Join what club?
**[05:43] Mitsugu**
The Blood Donation Club.
**[05:44] Kaoru**
No one told us about that.
**[05:47] Mitsugu**
Well, actually—
**[05:49] Maki**
You won't drawn our blood
unless we join your club?
**[05:52] Mitsugu**
It's not complicated.
**[05:54] Mitsugu**
There's no initiation fee, and you don't
need to present your family register.
**[05:57] Mitsugu**
And if you've forgotten your family seal,
you can sign your application with blood.
**[06:00] Maki**
That's not the problem.
**[06:02] Nami**
I'm busy.
**[06:03] Maki**
I've got club members to look after.
**[06:05] Kaoru**
I don't think I can handle
two clubs at once.
**[06:08] Mitsugu**
It's just a formality.
**[06:10] Mitsugu**
Doctor Chihiro and I will handle
all the actual drawing of blood.
**[06:14] Mitsugu**
All you need to do is periodically
have yours drawn.
**[06:16] Mitsugu**
I promise it won't be any trouble at all.
**[06:18] Maki**
This is starting to sound fishy.
**[06:21] Nami**
I smell an MLM or a rat.
**[06:24] Kaoru**
You're running a crooked business.
**[06:26] Mitsugu**
Please, I'm begging you,
I'd be eternally grateful.
**[06:28] Mitsugu**
We can't draw blood at school unless
we gather enough club members.
**[06:32] Nami**
That's none of our concern.
**[06:35] Maki**
I'll give my blood, but I'm not
interested in any blood ties.
**[06:38] Kaoru**
But I do want your milk.
**[06:40] Mitsugu**
Don't you care about anything
besides your own pleasure?
**[06:43] Nami**
Nope.
**[06:45] Mitsugu**
Egoists! Selfish! Hedonists!
**[06:49] Maki**
Are you different?
**[06:51] Jinko**
That's enough!
**[07:02] Jinko**
I knew you were behind this foolishness.
***SIGN*** Discipline Committee Chairman
Jinko Sumida
**[07:06] Mitsugu**
*Crap. My greatest enemy, Jinko-chan.*
**[07:08] Jinko**
Who are you calling your enemy?
**[07:11] Mitsugu**
I didn't say that.
**[07:14] Mitsugu**
But how dare you call this foolishness?
**[07:17] Mitsugu**
The Blood Donation Club is performing this
volunteer work to help the world and its people.
**[07:23] Jinko**
When was a Blood Donation Club formed?
**[07:25] Mitsugu**
I'm working right now to
form a Blood Donation—
**[07:29] Jinko**
School Regulation Article 23!
***SIGN*** School Regulation Article 23
**[07:31] Jinko**
Aggressive club recruitment that ignores or
violates an individual's will is prohibited.
**[07:37] Jinko**
You know that, don't you?
**[07:38] Mitsugu**
I had no idea.
**[07:40] Chihiro**
Aggressive? What have you been up to?
**[07:43] Mitsugu**
I've just been talking
to all the girls I can.
**[07:47] Chihiro**
All of them? You mean the cute girls?
**[07:50] Mitsugu**
Well, yeah.
**[07:52] Mitsugu**
I can't let Mai drink any ugly blood.
**[07:55] Chihiro**
But you didn't talk to Jinko?
**[07:59] Chihiro**
You screwed up this time, Mitsugu Bambam.
**[08:02] Mitsugu**
It's Bamba.
**[08:03] Jinko**
What are you two arguing about?
**[08:05] Jinko**
I order you to disperse immediately.
**[08:07] Jinko**
And doctor, I expect better from you.
**[08:11] Chihiro**
Now, now. What's the problem?
**[08:13] Chihiro**
It's in the spirit of one
for all and all for one.
**[08:19] Chihiro**
Why don't you have your blood drawn, too?
**[08:22] Chihiro**
It'll make you feel better.
**[08:29] Jinko**
No, thank you.
**[08:33] Mitsugu**
* Could it be that Jinko is secretly a*
* blood donating enthusiast, too?*
**[08:52] Left**
Nami Unten
**[08:52] Right**
Maki Watabe
**[08:55] Chihiro**
Despite what they said,
everyone had their blood drawn.
**[09:01] Mitsugu**
No one can resist having their blood drawn.
**[09:05] Chihiro**
Anyway, shouldn't this be enough to
keep her from starving for a while?
**[09:09] Mitsugu**
No. Only these three are usable.
**[09:14] Chihiro**
That's just those three girls' blood.
**[09:18] Mitsugu**
If Mai drinks those filthy boys' blood...
**[09:22] Mitsugu**
She'll become hairy.
**[09:25] Mitsugu**
And greasy.
**[09:27] Mitsugu**
Her feet will stink.
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
She'll start grinding her teeth.
**[09:32] Mitsugu**
And grow a third eye on her forehead.
**[09:36] Mitsugu**
I wouldn't be able to stand that!
**[09:38] Chihiro**
I understand how you feel,
but blood is blood.
**[09:42] Mitsugu**
It's an emotional matter.
**[09:44] Chihiro**
But girls are okay?
**[09:46] Mitsugu**
Better than horny males.
**[09:49] Chihiro**
I see. Then all the rest
of the blood is mine?
**[09:54] Mitsugu**
You're welcome to it.
**[09:56] Mitsugu**
Dump it down the drain for all I care.
**[09:58] Chihiro**
I'd never do anything so wasteful.
**[10:01] Chihiro**
After all the hazardously
hard work I put in,
**[10:04] Chihiro**
I'll make sure to put it to
good use in my research.
**[10:09] Chihiro**
Anyway, we sure did get a lot of type A.
**[10:13] Mitsugu**
Maybe that's why people think Japanese
people are so serious and businesslike.
**[10:17] Chihiro**
That's just popular belief.
**[10:19] Chihiro**
There's no scientific basis for
blood type-based personalities.
**[10:22] Mitsugu**
No way. People say it all the time.
**[10:27] Mitsugu**
Type As are serious.
***SIGN*** Former Wehrmacht Commander Erich von Manstein
**[10:28] Mansetin**
Prussian field marshals do not mutiny.
***SIGN*** Andy Warhol
**[10:31] Mitsugu**
Type B's are eccentric.
**[10:33] Warhol**
In the future, everyone will be
world-famous for 15 minutes.
**[10:39] Mitsugu**
Type O's are cavalier and bold.
***SIGN*** Movie Director
Kenji Miya
**[10:41] Miyazaki**
Only savages make movies.
***SIGN*** Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
**[10:44] Mitsugu**
And type AB's...
**[10:46] Chihiro**
Are two-faced?
**[10:48] Mitsugu**
Yeah, that.
**[10:52] Chihiro**
Only Japanese people fuss over blood
type-based fortune telling and compatibility.
**[10:58] Mitsugu**
What? Seriously?
**[11:00] Mitsugu**
Then no matter what blood type Mai drinks,
**[11:02] Mitsugu**
there's no risk of it having
strange effects on her?
**[11:05] Chihiro**
Let me ask you this.
**[11:07] Chihiro**
Did that vampire girl change in anyway after
drinking your rare chimera type blood?
**[11:14] Mitsugu**
She seemed very happy.
**[11:16] Mitsugu**
She squealed with joy.
**[11:18] Chihiro**
Idiot! Everyone becomes happy
when their hunger is sated!
**[11:23] Mitsugu**
By the way, what's your blood type, doctor?
**[11:26] Chihiro**
That's a state secret.
**[11:28] Chihiro**
Do you still want to know?
**[11:32] Mitsugu**
No, I'm good.
**[11:34] Mitsugu**
* Regardless of her blood type, I can't*
* give Mai this dangerous woman's blood.*
**[11:40] Mitsugu**
*I doubt she'd give me hers, anyway.*
**[11:42] Mitsugu**
* But I can't have Mai turning into a*
* pervert because of the doctor's blood.*
**[11:46] Chihiro**
I know exactly what you're thinking!
**[12:03] Mitsugu**
Well? Did you like it?
**[12:06] Mai**
Yes. I feel rejuvenated.
**[12:09] Mitsugu**
W-W-Wait, Mai.
**[12:11] Mai**
Huh?
**[12:12] Mitsugu**
Chihiro said...
**[12:15] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Whatever you do, don't mix the
blood types you feed her.
**[12:19] (Flashback) Chihiro**
If you mix blood of different types...
**[12:28] Chihiro**
It could cause coagulation or hemolysis.
***SIGN*** Coagulation
***SIGN*** Hemolysis
**[12:31] Chihiro**
Eventually the blood itself
will become a mess.
***SIGN*** This image is fictional and differs
from scientific fact.
**[12:39] Chihiro**
That's common sense for a blood fanatic.
**[12:43] Mitsugu**
That's what she said.
**[12:45] Mitsugu**
*Is it okay if they mix inside her stomach?*
**[12:49] Mitsugu**
Mai, why don't you wait before the next—
**[13:02] Mai**
Delicious. I feel refreshed.
**[13:06] Mai**
Whatever will be will be... or won't.
**[13:09] Mai**
Which is it again?
**[13:10] Mitsugu**
*A cavalier and pragmatic type O?*
**[13:14] Mai**
There's no point in me being alive.
**[13:18] Mai**
No, I'm not a spineless vampire.
**[13:22] Mitsugu**
*A complicated and two-faced type AB?*
**[13:26] Mitsugu**
This is bad. It really is affecting her.
**[13:31] Mitsugu**
Her personality is changing according
to the order of the blood she drank.
**[13:38] Sign**
Kaoru Konno
**[13:41] Mai**
More blood.
**[13:45] Mitsugu**
It's already quite late.
**[13:47] Mitsugu**
Don't you think this is a bit much?
**[13:49] Mai**
Oh, please. You're so mean.
**[13:52] Mai**
I want it now.
**[13:55] Mai**
I want that now.
**[13:59] Mitsugu**
You really can't wait?
**[14:03] Mai**
No.
***SIGN*** "Bloody SOS"
***SIGN*** Lyrics by: Yumi Kojima
Song by: Kenji Kawai
**[14:12] Mai**
Let's have another great night!
**[14:16] Mitsugu**
What?
**[14:17] Mai**
* The night is anxious,*
* your sleepiness will go flying.*
**[14:23] Mitsugu**
*I knew this was coming!*
**[14:24] Mai**
* Blood vessels flow so*
* smoothly, not enough blood.*
**[14:25] Mitsugu**
*She turned into a party animal type B.*
**[14:28] Mitsugu**
* Chihiro lied to me.*
* It's totally affecting her.*
**[14:32] Mai**
*SOS I give myself to you.*
**[14:35] Mai**
*SOS See how it flows.*
**[14:39] Mai**
* SOS I pour out for you,*
* light the fire of temp...tation...*
**[14:47] Mitsugu**
Huh? Is something wrong?
**[14:49] Mitsugu**
Mai!
**[14:51] Mai**
No, it's nothing.
**[14:54] Mitsugu**
This isn't anything.
**[14:57] Mai**
I want more.
**[14:58] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[14:59] Mai**
I want more blood.
**[15:01] Mitsugu**
What?
**[15:01] Mai**
Perhaps it's because I moved
so much, but I'm hungry again.
**[15:05] Mai**
Is there anymore blood?
**[15:19] Mitsugu**
*Once I thaw this, there won't be any left.*
**[15:28] Mitsugu**
H-H-Hot!
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
Mai, it's a little hot,
but I had some backup—
**[15:44] Mitsugu**
What are you drinking?
**[15:48] Mitsugu**
Beelzebub.
**[15:51] Mitsugu**
Excavated in Iraq in 1982.
**[15:55] Mitsugu**
Estimated 2000 BC.
***SIGN*** Do Not Drink
***SIGN*** Dramatic Recreation
**[16:10] Mitsugu**
What?!
**[16:13] Mitsugu**
Mai?
**[16:15] Mitsugu**
Buzz? Why are you buzzing?
**[16:30] Mitsugu**
Mai...
**[16:32] Mai**
Hey! Why have you been hiding this
delicious blood from me until now?
**[16:37] Mitsugu**
Well, actually—
**[16:39] Mai**
It's delicious.
**[16:40] Mai**
I've never tasted anything
**[16:42] Mai**
so incredible.
**[16:46] Mitsugu**
Mai, let's calm down for
the night and go to sleep.
**[16:50] Mai**
Shut up!
**[16:51] Mai**
Stay out of my way!
**[16:53] Mai**
I'm going for a walk!
**[16:59] Mitsugu**
Mai, don't do that!
**[17:08] Mitsugu**
Mommy!
**[17:11] Mai**
Here we go!
**[17:18] Mai**
Well? Does that feel good?
**[17:20] Mitsugu**
It feels so good, I'm going to be sick.
**[17:23] Mitsugu**
*But doing this kind of puts me at ease.*
**[17:27] Mitsugu**
*What is this feeling?*
**[17:29] Mitsugu**
*Could it be?*
**[17:32] Mai**
I'll make you feel even better.
**[17:41] Mai**
I feel sick!
**[17:46] Mitsugu**
Mommy!
**[18:01] Chihiro**
Maybe I'll skip playing *Fallout 4*
tonight and go to bed early.
**[18:17] Mitsugu**
Ow...
**[18:19] Mitsugu**
I'll use this flashlight
I have for some reason.
**[18:22] Mitsugu**
Where am I?
**[18:26] Mitsugu**
Mai.
**[18:28] Mitsugu**
Good. She's all right, too.
**[18:31] Mitsugu**
That buzzing must've worn off.
**[18:43] Mitsugu**
Mai. Mai.
**[18:47] Mai**
Oh? Where are we?
**[18:50] Mitsugu**
Mai, don't move a millimeter.
**[18:53] Mitsugu**
Don't look, don't listen, don't smell.
**[18:55] Mai**
What?
**[18:56] Mitsugu**
No matter what you think you
see, it's just a big dog, okay?
**[19:00] Mai**
A doggy? Where?
**[19:02] Mai**
He's so cute.
**[19:05] Mai**
You're so furry.
**[19:07] Mai**
So wonderfully wild, too.
**[19:09] Mai**
Huh? Oh, please.
**[19:11] Mai**
You think I'm cute? You lady killer.
**[19:15] Mitsugu**
Mai, you idiot, don't—
**[19:18] Mai**
What? You want to go on a walk
because it's a full moon?
**[19:22] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[19:23] Mai**
Then let's all go on a walk on
this moonlit night together.
**[19:28] Mitsugu**
The buzzing hasn't worn off yet.
**[19:39] Mai**
Go!
**[19:50] Mai**
Come with me, gorilla!
**[19:52] Mai**
And you, hippo!
**[19:53] Mai**
And you, with the marvelous horn!
**[19:57] Mai**
Let's go!
**[20:22] Top Left**
Chimidoro Sports
**[20:22] Right**
High
Alert
**[20:22] Middle**
Nighttime Disturbance in Chimidoro
**[20:22] Left**
Filming for a movie?
**[20:25] Top**
Chimidoro
Newspaper
**[20:25] Top**
Chimidoro on High Alert!
**[20:25] Bottom**
"Horde of Animals Escapes
from Zoo at Night"
**[20:39] Mitsugu**
*The commotion lasted until morning.*
**[20:42] Mitsugu**
* As the effects of that suspicious demon's*
* blood wore off, things quieted down.*
**[20:47] Mitsugu**
*This disturbance made two things clear.*
**[20:51] Mitsugu**
* First, Mai is absolutely affected by the*
* blood she drinks, which changes her personality.*
**[20:57] Mitsugu**
* Second, it's impossible*
* to predict what superpower*
**[21:01] Mitsugu**
* Mai will exhibit,*
* depending on her excitement level.*
**[21:07] Mitsugu**
* Living with Mai might be even*
* crazier than I imagined.*
**[21:14] Mitsugu**
*Either way, I'm past the point of no return.*
**[21:19] Mitsugu**
*I don't have a choice anymore.*
**[21:22] Mitsugu**
* But if Mai's personality changes*
* according to the blood she drinks,*
**[21:27] Mitsugu**
* it may be possible to turn her*
* exactly into my type of girl.*
**[21:35] Mitsugu**
*My type of girl? What am I talking about?*
**[21:40] Mitsugu**
*Well, whatever.*
**[21:42] Mitsugu**
*Mai is cuter than anyone else,*
**[21:45] Mitsugu**
* and cuteness should be*
* prioritized over all else.*
**[21:49] Mitsugu**
* Living with a vampire is*
* an uncommon experience.*
**[21:54] Mitsugu**
*By the way, what's Mai doing now?*
**[22:03] Mitsugu**
*She's actually still with the animals.*
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Sabbath Night Fever"
**[23:45] Mai**
I'm very impressed.
**[23:48] Mai**
It's rare that someone can suck a human's
blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
**[23:53] Mitsugu**
You ate all the gyoza?
**[23:56] Mitsugu**
At least put sauce on them!
# E3 - Sabbath Night Fever
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZGJP/sabbath-night-fever)
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**[01:40] Girl**
*Stay away!*
**[01:42] Girl**
*No!*
**[02:03] Girl**
*No!*
**[02:28] Mai**
That was incredibly entertaining.
**[02:31] Mitsugu**
Really?
**[02:32] Poster**
Goke,
Body
Snatcher
from
Hell
**[02:33] Mitsugu**
I thought this might be to your liking.
**[02:36] Mai**
Yes. I was very impressed.
**[02:39] Mai**
I admire someone who can suck a human's
blood without internal conflict or hesitation.
**[02:45] Mai**
He's a model vampire.
**[02:47] Mitsugu**
I guess so.
**[02:49] Maki**
What's this?
**[02:50] Mitsugu**
*Crap. An annoying one found us.*
**[02:53] Maki**
What are you doing watching a movie?
**[02:55] Mitsugu**
Well, well, well. If it isn't
Cinema Club Captain Maki Watabe.
**[03:01] Maki**
Such expository dialogue simply won't do.
**[03:05] Maki**
The scriptwriter really
cheaped out this time.
**[03:14] Maki**
Who's this girl? Who is she to you?
**[03:17] Mitsugu**
Hey, wait.
**[03:19] Maki**
Very nice.
**[03:20] Maki**
You're used to being in front of a camera.
**[03:22] Maki**
By the way, this is 4K.
**[03:24] Mitsugu**
Skip the exposition!
**[03:26] Maki**
Is she your friend?
**[03:28] Mitsugu**
Well, actually...
**[03:30] Maki**
What's a pretty girl like her doing
watching a movie with someone like you?
**[03:34] Mitsugu**
Someone like me? What does that mean?
**[03:36] Maki**
I don't know who you are
or where you're from,
**[03:39] Maki**
but hanging out with this
fujoshi is a waste of time.
**[03:42] Maki**
A worthless, trashy,
**[03:44] Maki**
and mediocre triple-feature of
rubbish that lasts all night long.
**[03:47] Maki**
I wouldn't do it if I were you.
**[03:49] Mai**
Rubbish?
**[03:51] Maki**
If not rubbish, then trash. Water flea.
**[03:55] Maki**
An arthropod of subphylum crustacea,
class branchiopoda, order cladocera.
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
I'm a girl belonging to phylum chordata,
**[04:02] Mitsugu**
class mammalia, order primates,
family hominidae!
**[04:07] Maki**
But you're a blood donating
enthusiast and a pervert.
**[04:09] Mitsugu**
You're one to talk!
**[04:10] Maki**
So, who is she?
**[04:12] Mitsugu**
She's a distant relative.
**[04:14] Maki**
A relative?
**[04:15] Mitsugu**
Yes, a very, very distant relative.
**[04:18] Maki**
She looks nothing like you.
**[04:19] Mitsugu**
She's my paternal cousin's brother-in-law's
second wife's child from a previous relationship.
**[04:24] Maki**
I suppose I can go along with that.
**[04:26] Mitsugu**
Crap. If Mai's true identity is discovered,
**[04:29] Mitsugu**
it could interfere with our
blood donating activities.
**[04:31] Maki**
You're really related?
**[04:33] Mai**
I'm not sure exactly what's going on,
but we're connected by blood.
**[04:38] Mai**
Anyway, I'm so hungry.
**[04:41] Mitsugu**
* I need to get her home*
* quickly and feed her blood.*
**[04:43] Maki**
Then why don't the three of us go out
for a luxurious dinner together?
**[04:46] Mitsugu**
What?
**[04:47] Maki**
I know a nice place. I always stop there
on the way back from the theater.
***SIGN*** Gyoza General
**[04:51] Mitsugu**
What? But, uh—
**[04:52] Mai**
I'm hungry...
**[04:54] Maki**
Then, it's decided. Let's go!
**[04:56] Mitsugu**
No, wait. We—
**[04:57] Mitsugu**
Wait, Maki!
**[04:58] Maki**
Come on, follow me.
***SIGN*** Handley Page Victor (B.1/B.2)
A strategic bomber used by the Royal Air Force (RAF) during the Cold War.
Developed by Handley Page Limited in accordance with Ministry of Aviation specification B36/46 under the name HP.80.
The crescent wings designed to reduce resistance during high-speed flight and T-shaped tail with dihedral angle give it a distinctive appearance.
Prototype WB771's first flight took place on December 24th, 1952.
Model entered service in April 1958.
By 1961, 50 of the initial mass production type Victor B.1, including 24 of the improved model (B.1A), had been produced.
Equipped with four Armstrong Siddeley Sapphire A.S.Sa turbojet engines.
Armed with Blue Danube and Yellow Sun nuclear weapons.
Could also carry American Mark5 nuclear weapons.
On July 1st, 1956, aifcraft Serial XA917 broke the sound barrier during descent.
At the time, it was the largest aircraft to have broken the speed of sound.
By 1963, 34 of the improved performance model Victor B.2 had been produced.
Equipped with four Rolls-Royce Conway Rco.11 turbojet engines.
21 craft were upgraded to B.2R model to carry Blue Steel missiles.
Retired from bombing missions in 1968.
Replaced the Valiant as an aerial refueling aircraft.
Provided support for the Avro Vulcan during the 1982 Falklands War.
Removed from service in 1993.
**[05:33] Right**
6 Gyoza
**[05:33] Middle**
6 Garlic Gyoza
**[05:33] Left**
Garlic Fried Rice
**[05:34] Maki**
Three orders of garlic
gyoza with extra garlic.
**[05:37] Man**
Three orders of garlic
gyoza with extra garlic.
**[05:40] Maki**
Could we also get three
orders of garlic yakisoba
**[05:43] Maki**
and three extra large orders
of garlic fried rice?
**[05:45] Man**
Three orders of garlic yakisoba and three
extra large orders of garlic fried rice.
**[05:50] Man**
Got it.
**[05:51] Maki**
This place makes great gyoza, um...
**[05:56] Mai**
I'm Mai.
**[05:58] Maki**
Mai-chan, do you like garlic?
**[06:01] Mitsugu**
* Crap. A vampire needs garlic like*
* a cat needs currency—no, wait.*
**[06:04] Right**
10K Ryo
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[06:06] Mitsugu**
*Like a giant needs an iron club—no, wait.*
**[06:08] Maki**
What about giants?
**[06:10] Mitsugu**
What? What about giants?
**[06:12] Maki**
You know, sometimes everyone around
you can hear what you're thinking.
**[06:15] Mitsugu**
Oh, uh... I sure hope that giant guy
brings us our gyoza soon.
**[06:20] Mai**
So hungry...
**[06:23] Mitsugu**
Mai, are you okay?
**[06:25] Maki**
It might be because of that movie.
**[06:27] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[06:28] Maki**
That movie would make anyone feel anemic.
**[06:31] Maki**
Personally, I wish it had been bloodier.
**[06:34] Mitsugu**
I-I guess so.
**[06:36] Mitsugu**
Anyway, must be nice to be a vampire.
**[06:38] Mitsugu**
They're handsome, popular, and immortal.
**[06:42] Maki**
That's what you call the superficial
knowledge of an amateur.
**[06:46] Mitsugu**
*This arrogant bitch.*
**[06:48] Maki**
Who are you calling a bitch?
**[06:49] Mitsugu**
I sure could go for a
bitchin' sweet dessert.
**[06:52] Maki**
In other words, your approach
to viewing movies is shallow.
**[06:55] Mitsugu**
Then why doesn't the cinema club captain share
her thoughts with us since she's such an expert?
**[07:00] Man**
Thanks for waiting.
**[07:02] Man**
Three servings of garlic
gyoza with extra garlic.
**[07:05] Maki**
Vampires are only immortal
in movies and novels.
**[07:11] Maki**
But it's possible that
vampires really do exist.
**[07:15] Mitsugu**
Crap.
**[07:16] Maki**
What about crap?
**[07:17] Mitsugu**
Stop reacting to everything I think.
**[07:19] Maki**
What real vampires have in common with
fictional vampires is their need to suck blood.
**[07:24] Maki**
Their sensitivity to UV light.
**[07:26] Maki**
The ability to modify their
physical appearance.
**[07:30] Mitsugu**
Really? Then what about garlic?
**[07:33] Maki**
You mean how vampires can't stand garlic?
**[07:35] Maki**
That's fictional, as well.
**[07:37] Maki**
By the way, their aversion to
crosses is nonsense, as well.
**[07:41] Maki**
So is their ability to transform
into bats or wolves.
**[07:45] Maki**
Real vampires are astoundingly long-lived,
**[07:48] Maki**
but they age peacefully,
and nobody can escape death.
**[07:53] Mai**
Exactly.
**[07:55] Maki**
What?
**[07:56] Mai**
My stepmother Rubeus has deep
laugh lines etched into her face.
**[08:01] Mai**
Serves you right, bitch.
**[08:04] Mitsugu**
Huh? Mai, what's gotten into you?
**[08:08] Mai**
Gyoza rule.
**[08:10] Maki**
You ate all the gyoza?
**[08:12] Maki**
At least put sauce on them!
**[08:14] Mai**
You got a problem with me, huh?
**[08:17] Maki**
Uh, oh. What's gotten into her?
**[08:19] Mai**
*Is the garlic having this effect on her?*
**[08:23] Man**
Miss, please take your fight outside.
**[08:25] Mai**
Shut up! Stay out of this, phimosis dick!
**[08:28] Customer A**
The chef's got phimosis?
**[08:35] Mai**
Where's our garlic yakisoba?
**[08:40] Mai**
Where's our fried rice?
**[08:43] Mitsugu**
Mai, calm down.
**[08:49] Maki**
Good. Very good.
**[08:51] Maki**
Look this way, my powerful lady.
**[08:54] Maki**
Say butter.
***SIGN*** Girl consumes large quantities of
gyoza and goes on a rampage!
***SIGN*** Flying girl!?
***SIGN*** Mass Hallucination!? Drugs in the Gyoza?
**[09:25] Chihiro**
I doubt the police will take a
story about a high school girl
**[09:30] Chihiro**
demolishing a gyoza
restaurant seriously.
**[09:34] Chihiro**
I'm sure it'll be fine.
**[09:35] Mitsugu**
You're probably right.
**[09:37] Chihiro**
But she's not human.
**[09:39] Chihiro**
Don't feed her indiscriminately
for your own entertainment.
**[09:42] Mitsugu**
It's not like I fed her garlic for fun.
**[09:46] Mitsugu**
I wasn't expecting garlic to
produce that side effect.
**[09:48] Chihiro**
Instead of being a weakness, it's like
giving silver vine to cats or spinach to Popeye.
**[09:52] Mitsugu**
Could Mai's reaction be idiosyncratic?
**[09:56] Chihiro**
Unless we learn that vampire's traits,
things could get even worse.
**[10:01] Chihiro**
To prevent further damage,
we should investigate.
***SIGN*** Test Number 1 / Mirrors
**[10:16] Chihiro**
Her reflection doesn't appear in mirrors.
***SIGN*** Test Number 2 / Photographs
**[10:23] Chihiro**
Say butter.
**[10:27] Chihiro**
Phones can't capture photos of her, either.
**[10:30] Chihiro**
Wait, what? Didn't I just see
her photo in the newspaper?
***SIGN*** Test Number 3 / Crosses
**[10:39] Mai**
How cute. May I keep this?
**[10:43] Chihiro**
She's quite unconcerned by crosses, too.
***SIGN*** Test Number 4 / Running Water
**[10:52] Chihiro**
She can easily leap over running water.
**[10:56] Mitsugu**
Vampires aren't supposed to be
able to cross running water.
**[11:01] Chihiro**
It seems that vampire is different
from the vampires I'm familiar with.
**[11:07] Mitsugu**
She's different from the ones I know, too.
**[11:10] Chihiro**
The vampires you know?
**[11:13] Chihiro**
For reference, tell me what you know.
**[11:15] Mitsugu**
Well... they're tall, pale,
and wear black capes with red lining.
**[11:22] Mitsugu**
They're nobles, live in castles,
and are sometimes gay.
**[11:26] Mitsugu**
They sleep in coffins during the day,
**[11:28] Mitsugu**
and at night they bite the
necks of beautiful virgins
**[11:31] Mitsugu**
or plain old beautiful women
and suck their blood.
**[11:34] Mitsugu**
Their victims come back to life as vampires.
**[11:39] Mitsugu**
When their hearts are pierced by stakes,
they scream and turn into ash.
**[11:42] Mitsugu**
Garlic, crosses, and the
sun are their weaknesses.
**[11:46] Mitsugu**
They sometimes transform into bats or wolves,
**[11:48] Mitsugu**
and unless they're killed,
they never grow old or die.
**[11:51] Chihiro**
What did you think of them?
**[11:53] Mitsugu**
Commonplace. Cliché.
**[11:56] Chihiro**
That's the product of a lowbrow
filmmaker's sexual fantasies.
**[12:01] Chihiro**
Like the author Bram Stoker's novel they
based it off of, it's ridiculous nonsense.
**[12:07] Chihiro**
But what about the vampire folklore
that author based his novel on?
***SIGN*** Vampire Folklore
**[12:12] Chihiro**
They're muscular with reddish
but dark and sinister faces.
**[12:16] Chihiro**
Most of them are peasants.
**[12:18] Chihiro**
They rise from their graves and return home,
where they bite their families or eat their food.
**[12:24] Chihiro**
Additionally, they often transform
into nocturnal creatures.
**[12:30] Chihiro**
In other words,
**[12:32] Chihiro**
they were inspired by scavengers
who ate and lurked around fetid corpses.
**[12:37] Chihiro**
A regional representation meant to rationalize
the omnipresent phenomenon of death.
**[12:44] Chihiro**
Therefore...
**[12:45] Chihiro**
Listen to what I'm saying!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[12:48] Mitsugu**
You still haven't quit your corporal
punishment and power harassment!
**[12:52] Chihiro**
I don't give a shit about
your power harassment!
**[12:54] Chihiro**
Whether it's a sexual fantasy produced
by the entertainment industry
**[12:57] Chihiro**
or a legend fabricated by a primitive people
**[13:00] Chihiro**
with access to limited information trying
to rationalize their world view,
**[13:03] Chihiro**
they're still fictional. They don't exist.
**[13:07] Chihiro**
And yet, a creature we could
call a vampire does exist.
**[13:14] Chihiro**
To be precise, perhaps we should
call her a blood-sucking human.
**[13:18] Mitsugu**
She's a vampire.
**[13:20] Chihiro**
What she has in common with
those fictional creatures is...
**[13:23] Chihiro**
First, she sucks blood.
**[13:26] Chihiro**
Second, she's sensitive to UV light.
**[13:30] Chihiro**
Third, she can modify parts
of her physical appearance.
**[13:35] Mitsugu**
Ow.
**[13:37] Chihiro**
Regarding their immortality,
we'll have to take that girl's word for it,
**[13:41] Chihiro**
but it sounds like while they are exceptionally
long-lived, they're not immortal.
**[13:46] Mitsugu**
It's not like we can drive
a stake through her heart.
**[13:50] Chihiro**
Come to think of it, we haven't
conducted the UV light test yet.
**[13:55] Sign**
Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
**[13:56] Mitsugu**
Mai, how are you feeling? Any discomfort?
**[13:59] Sign**
Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
**[13:59] Mai**
My clan is quite resistant to UV light.
**[14:04] Mai**
Though my stepmother Rubeus would
instantly burn to a crisp.
**[14:04] Sign**
Minamiguchi Fureai Dori Street
**[14:09] Mai**
I'm sure the worse a vampire's personality
is, the more sensitive they are to UV light.
**[14:14] Mitsugu**
* Which means as long as she takes*
* appropriate precautions against UV light...*
**[14:20] Mai**
Wait. Hey, wait for me.
**[14:25] Mitsugu**
Hurry up.
**[14:34] Mitsugu**
*Well, it's not like I'm a man.*
***SIGN*** Mitsugu
**[14:38] Kaoru**
What's this?
**[14:40] Mitsugu**
*It's Kaoru this time?*
**[14:42] Kaoru**
I wasn't expecting to find you
cosplaying as an invisible woman.
**[14:46] Kaoru**
Not bad.
**[14:48] Kaoru**
Well? Why don't we cosplay together?
**[14:51] Mai**
Cosplay?
**[14:53] Mitsugu**
Never thought I'd see you here,
**[14:55] Mitsugu**
Cosplay Club Captain and fellow
Blood Donation Club member Kaoru.
**[14:59] Kaoru**
Why are you speaking in such
obviously expository dialogue?
**[15:02] Mitsugu**
You've got the wrong idea,
Kaoru. This girl is—
**[15:05] Kaoru**
You wish to participate, as well?
**[15:08] Kaoru**
Very well. I shall allow you to join us.
**[15:11] Mitsugu**
It's not like that.
**[15:14] Sign**
Cosplay Club
**[15:20] Kaoru**
You're quite cute, aren't you?
**[15:23] Mitsugu**
*She's right.*
**[15:25] Mitsugu**
* It may be standard,*
* but it's extremely convincing.*
**[15:29] Kaoru**
Let's try the next outfit.
**[15:44] Mitsugu**
*What a high-value development.*
**[15:46] Kaoru**
What's high-value?
**[15:48] Mitusgu**
Oh, uh...
**[15:50] Mitsugu**
You sure do have a lot of
high-value outfits lying around.
**[15:53] Kaoru**
You know, sometimes everyone around
you can hear what you're thinking.
**[15:56] Mitsugu**
Don't repeat the same story development!
**[15:58] Kaoru**
Instead of getting mad at me,
why don't you try this on?
**[16:09] Kaoru**
So niche.
**[16:12] Kaoru**
I bet that's what you're into.
**[16:14] Mitsugu**
You couldn't be more wrong.
**[16:16] Mitsugu**
I'm not a tokusatsu otaku.
**[16:18] Kaoru**
What? You'd prefer a moon base catsuit?
**[16:21] Mitsugu**
I didn't say that!
**[16:23] Kaoru**
Here.
**[16:24] Mitsugu**
What's this?
**[16:25] Kaoru**
To tell you the truth, tonight we're
holding our cosplay Halloween party.
***SIGN*** Halloween Party
**[16:29] Mitsugu**
A cosplay party?
**[16:31] Kaoru**
That's right. It's hosted by the
Cosplay Club and starts at 6 PM tonight.
**[16:35] Kaoru**
Since she'll be participating as a surprise
guest, you should come with her.
**[16:35] Top**
Halloween Party
**[16:35] Right**
Where: Akiba Cultures Zone
When: Starting 18:00 tonight
**[16:40] Mitsugu**
A what? Who decided
she'd be your surprise guest?
**[16:45] Kaoru**
I made the decision just now.
**[16:48] Mitsugu**
I don't think that's a good idea.
**[16:51] Kaoru**
I'll draw another 200 for you today.
**[16:53] Mitsugu**
Thank you.
**[16:54] Mitsugu**
No, wait. That has nothing to do with—
**[16:56] Kaoru**
We'll be waiting with a
super cute outfit for her.
**[17:00] Kaoru**
Here's your party ticket quota.
**[17:01] Kaoru**
They're 2000 yen per person.
**[17:03] Kaoru**
You're welcome to pay for them yourself.
**[17:04] Kaoru**
Anyway, thanks for handling those.
**[17:06] Mitsugu**
No, wait—
**[17:08] Kaoru**
Now let's settle the
Cosplay Club's accounts for the year!
**[17:12] All**
Yeah!
**[17:12] Mitsugu**
* She really is a type B. She's not*
* listening to anything I'm saying.*
**[17:14] Kaoru**
Yeah!
**[17:15] All**
Yeah!
**[17:40] Sign**
Akiba Cultures Zone
**[17:47] Mitsugu**
Wh-What is this?
**[17:49] Kaoru**
Marvelous. You look amazing.
**[17:52] Kaoru**
It matches your feel perfectly.
**[17:56] Mitsugu**
Mai, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
**[17:59] Mai**
I adore this outfit.
**[18:01] Mai**
I wish my stepmother could see me in this.
**[18:04] Kaoru**
I see, I see.
**[18:06] Kaoru**
Then let's show you off to your stepmother
or stepfather or step-whoever else.
**[18:22] Nami**
You'll be paying for this choreography.
**[18:25] Kaoru**
Aye, sir.
**[18:29] Maki**
I suppose filming stupid men in their
natural state is a filmmaker's job, too.
**[18:34] Maki**
Cameras two and three,
make sure you don't miss this.
**[18:37] Maki**
Huh?
**[18:45] Maki**
Doctor Chihiro, what are you doing here?
**[18:49] Chihiro**
I'm here for this.
**[18:51] Chihiro**
I'm going to draw blood from these
high blood pressure idiots.
**[18:59] Mitsugu**
*Crap. This atmosphere doesn't look good.*
**[19:01] Kaoru**
It's time for today's special guest.
**[19:21] Katsuno**
Hey, brats!
**[19:23] Katsuno**
I won't let anyone lay
a finger on my goddess!
**[19:23] Shirt**
Knuckle
**[19:27] Katsuno**
Eat Hurricane Kick!
**[19:31] Jinko**
Don't think you'll get away with this!
**[19:35] Kanbaru**
Sorry, Jinko.
**[19:37] Okada**
Your ittokan tin can is fearsome, but our
senior's fists are even more destructive.
**[19:41] Hotta**
Behave yourself.
**[19:44] Kanbara**
That said, we'd be wasting
our time if we stayed here.
**[19:49] Okada**
And all three of us against just
one of you would be rather dull.
**[19:52] Hotta**
Only one of us needs to watch you.
**[19:54] All**
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Shoot.
**[19:58] All**
Shoot. Shoot. Shoot.
**[20:01] Jinko**
You idiots! Untie me this instant!
**[20:12] Mitsugu**
Mai, we're leaving.
**[20:14] Mai**
What? Already?
**[20:16] Kaoru**
I can't let you do that.
**[20:18] Kaoru**
The event is just getting started.
**[20:20] Mitsugu**
Kaoru, don't you have any limits?
**[20:23] Kaoru**
Limit is a word not found in my dictionary.
**[20:26] Mitsugu**
It's dangerous for us to stay any longer.
**[20:29] Katsuno**
You sex-crazed idiots! Are you ready to die?
**[20:33] Katsuno**
Take this! And this!
**[20:35] Kanbaru**
This isn't good. He's outnumbered.
**[20:38] Okada**
The so-called Rising and Falling
Battleship is sinking.
**[20:41] Katsuno**
Okada, Kanbaru! Don't just watch, help me!
**[20:45] Both**
Osu!
**[20:46] Katsuno**
Don't speak the word "osu" in my presence!
**[20:59] Mai**
Fools, this is farewell.
**[21:10] Mitsugu**
Now they've done it.
**[21:13] Student**
These effects are incredible. Are they CG?
**[21:16] Student**
They really put a lot of money
and effort into this one.
**[21:18] Student**
Where did they find the budget for this?
**[21:21] Kanbaru**
Sir, are you alive?
**[21:23] Katsuno**
My life is all I've got left.
**[21:26] Okada**
He's gone.
**[21:28] Jinko**
He's not dead, you idiot!
**[21:30] Kabaru**
Jinko, what are you doing here?
**[21:32] Jinko**
Don't ask questions!
**[21:34] Hotta**
Jinko, wait...
**[21:36] Jinko**
Shut up!
**[21:37] Jinko**
I want to speak to whoever's
responsible for this!
**[21:41] Maki**
All right. We got some good images.
**[21:43] Club A**
But isn't this...
***SIGN*** Mass Hallucination at Cosplay Party!?
***SIGN*** Roof Collapses, Many Injured
***SIGN*** Episode 4 "Salamander's Night"
**[23:45] Chihiro**
Come on. It's for scientific progress.
**[23:49] Chihiro**
Give me your blood!
**[23:55] Mai**
Delicious.
# E4 - Salamander's Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0V4DM/salamanders-night)
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**[01:45] Mitsugu**
Spinach, liver, and prunes.
**[01:49] Mitsugu**
I've gotten sick of eating this every day.
**[01:52] Mitsugu**
But this is for Mai. It's a test.
**[02:02] Nami**
Mitsugu is definitely hiding something.
**[02:06] Katsuno**
Hiding something? You mean my goddess?
**[02:09] Nami**
She's definitely not normal.
**[02:12] Katsuno**
Indeed. It's unbelievable that
she's smaller than a D cup.
**[02:15] Nami**
An ordinary human couldn't
pull of that stunt.
**[02:43] Nami**
It's worth investigating if that was
some kind of illusion or magic.
**[02:48] Katsuno**
Yeah. Let's investigate that body's secrets.
**[02:52] Nami**
I feel like we're not
seeing things eye to eye.
**[02:56] Katsuno**
Eye to eye?
**[02:58] Katsuno**
Eye for an eye.
**[02:59] Katsuno**
Tooth for a tooth.
**[03:01] Katsuno**
Teeth?!
**[03:06] Katsuno**
Bite me. Bite me as hard as you can.
**[03:09] Katsuno**
Make a mess of me.
**[03:13] Nami**
He's truly loyal and greedy.
**[03:16] Nami**
He's a typical type O person.
**[03:28] Nami**
Isn't that...?
**[03:31] Katsuno**
Who is he?
**[03:33] Nami**
Something like a follower
or stalker of mine.
**[03:36] Nami**
I see. Why didn't I think of that sooner?
***SIGN*** Torture Club
***SIGN*** Torture Club Captain
Uemura Kanji
**[04:08] Uemura**
Talk.
**[04:10] Mitsugu**
What is this?
**[04:12] Mitsugu**
You think you can get away with abducting,
confining, and doing this to a girl?
**[04:18] Mitsugu**
People don't even get away
with this in anime and manga!
**[04:22] Mitsugu**
You've got suspension, expulsion,
and prison waiting for you!
**[04:26] Uemura**
You think we'd torture people if we were
afraid of being suspended or expelled?
**[04:30] Mitsugu**
You don't need to torture anybody.
**[04:33] Uemura**
I happened to hear a curious rumor.
**[04:37] Uemura**
Sounds like you've hanging around Nami-chan.
**[04:41] Uemura**
She's rather frightened of you.
**[04:44] Mitsugu**
What? I've been following Nami?
**[04:47] Mitsugu**
*Oh, right. This guy worships Nami.*
**[04:50] Uemura**
I can't have that.
**[04:51] Uemura**
Personally, I can't let this one go.
**[04:55] Uemura**
I think I'll inflict a little pain on you.
**[04:58] Mitsugu**
I already am.
**[04:59] Uemura**
You haven't seen anything yet.
**[05:01] Uemura**
This isn't what you call true pain.
**[05:05] Mitsugu**
Please don't. You've got the wrong idea.
**[05:09] Mitsugu**
* Even if that were true, I'd never*
* stalk that strong-willed fisherwoman.*
**[05:13] Uemura**
Even if what were true?
**[05:15] Mitsugu**
My thoughts were escaping my head again.
**[05:17] Uemura**
You bitch! You dare to ridicule my muse?
**[05:20] Mitsugu**
No! I don't know if she's your
muse or chemise or whatever,
**[05:24] Mitsugu**
but in any case, Nami is either
confused or full of herself.
**[05:26] Uemura**
Confused? Full of herself?
**[05:29] Uemura**
My Nami-san?
**[05:31] Uemura**
You think she cares about
a fujoshi like yourself?
**[05:34] Uemura**
That's she's self-conscious? I see.
**[05:38] Uemura**
Boys, let's teach this scum exactly
what it means to be confused.
**[05:44] Umeura**
Torture her, torture her, torture her.
**[05:48] Uemura**
Like you're torturing her to death.
**[05:51] Uemura**
Do it.
**[05:51] All**
Yeah.
**[05:54] Katsuno**
Hold it.
**[05:55] Katsuno**
Looks like you guys have been
taking good care of my underling.
**[06:01] Uemura**
You're Katsuno, the Rising and Falling
Battleship of the Karate Club.
**[06:08] Uemura**
Don't you think you overdid it?
**[06:11] Katsuno**
I held back. They'll live.
**[06:14] Uemura**
And I'll get my Mousenyland
date with Nami-chan.
**[06:16] Uemura**
You're certain, right?
**[06:18] Katsuno**
Indeed.
**[06:20] Katsuno**
If this rehabilitates you,
**[06:22] Katsuno**
you two can screw off to Mousenyland
or the afterlife for all I care!
**[06:25] Katsuno**
Anyway, you owe me a favor now.
**[06:29] Katsuno**
Isn't that right?
**[06:30] Mitsugu**
Yeah, I guess.
**[06:32] Mitsugu**
Seriously, thanks. Later.
**[06:34] Katsuno**
You're not going anywhere.
**[06:36] Katsuno**
You're going to tell me
all about my goddess.
**[06:40] Mitsugu**
She's a relative of mine who just
happened to come to the cosplay party.
**[06:45] Mitsugu**
Transforming and vanishing is
a little parlor trick of hers.
**[06:49] Katsuno**
I don't care about that!
**[06:50] Katsuno**
Tell me her measurements and
what type of men she likes.
**[06:53] Mitsugu**
What?
**[06:54] Katsuno**
My estimates are 85, 54, and 85.
**[06:58] Katsuno**
Does she like macho men?
**[07:00] Katsuno**
I'm asking if she likes men
with bodies like mine!
***SIGN*** Torture Club
**[07:08] Nami**
What the hell is he asking her?
**[07:12] Nami**
Idiots are useless.
**[07:15] Katsuno**
So, who is my goddess?
**[07:19] Katsuno**
I'm asking you where she
is and what she's doing!
**[07:24] Mitsugu**
I told you, I don't know!
**[07:27] Katsuno**
Liar!
**[07:29] Katsuno**
I won't let you keep her all to yourself.
**[07:33] Katsuno**
You have to share.
***SIGN*** Anti-monopoly Law
**[07:36] Katsuno**
Haven't you heard of the Anti-monopoly Law?
**[07:39] Katsuno**
If you haven't, then I'll
teach you all about it!
**[07:49] Chihiro**
I gave him a sedative that would
instantly knock out a gorilla.
***SIGN*** One Blow
**[07:52] Chihiro**
Piece of cake.
**[07:53] Mitsugu**
That's terrifying.
**[07:55] Chihiro**
This is no time to be scared.
**[07:57] Chihiro**
You need to get that vampire girl
out of your house immediately.
**[08:01] Mitsugu**
What?
**[08:02] Chihiro**
I passed that fisherwoman on my way here.
**[08:06] Mitsugu**
Nami?
**[08:07] Mitsugu**
*Which means she's the one behind this.*
**[08:22] Mitsugu**
Mai, how do things look outside?
**[08:24] Mai**
One, two, three...
**[08:29] Mitsugu**
Damn that Katsuno. He's persistent.
**[08:33] Mai**
What are they doing?
**[08:34] Mitsugu**
They've come to find you.
**[08:36] Mai**
Oh, my. Then I should
prepare some tea for them.
**[08:40] Mitsugu**
We're escaping out the back.
**[08:42] Sign**
Chimatsuri Laboratory
**[08:47] Chihiro**
You made it. I'll take good care of you.
**[08:50] Mai**
I'm Mai. Thank you for having me.
**[08:53] Mitsugu**
I regret having to do this,
but we had nowhere else to go.
**[08:57] Chihiro**
Why not take this opportunity
to leave her with me?
**[09:01] Mitsugu**
What? No. Absolutely not!
**[09:05] Chihiro**
That starry-eyed gorilla isn't the
only one interested in this girl.
**[09:09] Chihiro**
That fisherwoman is plotting something, too.
**[09:12] Mitsugu**
You're the one who's most interested in her.
**[09:14] Chihiro**
Shut up!
**[09:16] Chihiro**
She seems to be in good health,
and she's not anemic, either.
**[09:19] Chihiro**
Anyway, as promised...
**[09:22] Mitsugu**
Don't. This is no time to be doing that.
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[09:25] Chihiro**
You shut up!
**[09:28] Chihiro**
A mere two liters will do.
**[09:30] Chihiro**
It won't hurt at all.
**[09:32] Chihiro**
Come on, roll up your sleeve.
**[09:34] Chihiro**
Come on, it's for scientific progress.
**[09:38] Chihiro**
Give me your blood!
**[09:49] Mitsugu**
Mai, are you okay?
**[09:51] Mai**
That was scary.
**[09:54] Mitsugu**
A woman has no home anywhere.
She's surrounded by enemies.
**[09:57] Mitsugu**
We can't trust anyone.
**[10:01] Katsuno**
Where's my goddess?!
**[10:03] Mitsugu**
Yikes. Katsuno must be out of his
mind to break into a teacher's home.
**[10:09] Mitsugu**
Mai, let's run.
**[10:10] Mai**
Okay.
**[10:11] Nami**
You won't get away!
**[10:15] Nami**
Tell us that girl's true identity.
**[10:21] Mitsugu**
Mai's identity is none of your business.
**[10:25] Nami**
It is my business.
**[10:28] Nami**
I'm an extremely curious girl.
***SIGN*** Curiosity
**[10:35] Katsuno**
Nami, you have to share.
**[10:37] Mitsugu**
Katsuno.
**[10:39] Mitsugu**
* We're out of the frying*
* pan and into the fire.*
**[10:41] Nami**
Shut up! Go die, you filthy man!
**[10:44] Katsuno**
Looks like this is the end of our alliance.
**[10:46] Nami**
Teaming up with a meathead
gorilla like you was a mistake.
**[10:50] Nami**
Let's settle this!
**[10:52] Katsuno**
I'd have no other way!
**[10:58] Katsuno**
Get them.
**[10:59] All**
Osu!
**[11:00] Katsuno**
How many times do I have to tell you
**[11:03] Katsuno**
not to speak pointless words
like "osu" in my presence?!
**[11:08] Katsuno**
Hurricane Kick!
**[11:12] Katsuno**
I've been deceived.
**[11:14] Nami**
You really are amazingly stupid to
defeat your own underlings first.
**[11:20] Nami**
Get him.
**[11:21] All**
Yes, ma'am.
***SIGN*** Rump
**[11:26] Club B**
Scene 7, cut 48. Take one.
**[11:32] Maki**
Cut! What are you guys doing?
**[11:36] Katsuno**
Don't give us that crap.
**[11:37] Nami**
Maki, where did you come from?
**[11:40] Maki**
I knew when heard Mitsugu had been kidnapped
by the perverts in the Torture Club.
**[11:46] Maki**
Their captain Uemura is your stalker.
**[11:50] Maki**
You resorted to using force.
**[11:53] Nami**
You're interested in her, too.
**[11:55] Maki**
It's my nature to be a documentary maker.
**[11:58] Maki**
I can't become a subject.
**[12:00] Maki**
Now let's rewind and do that again!
**[12:04] Club A**
We're filming!
**[12:05] Club B**
Take two!
**[12:06] Maki**
Nami, give us some flashier action!
**[12:09] Katsuno**
How is this a documentary?
**[12:13] Kaoru**
Punch, punch, punch, kick.
**[12:15] Kaoru**
Once more. Punch, punch, punch, kick.
**[12:18] Katsuno**
What are you doing here?
**[12:20] Kaoru**
It's *Virtua Fighter 2*'s Renkan Tenshinkyaku.
**[12:22] Kaoru**
You practice karate, but you've
never heard of it? Pathetic.
**[12:26] Jinko**
Let go of her.
**[12:29] Jinko**
Breaking into a teacher's home,
unauthorized photography,
***SIGN*** Breaking Into a Teacher's Home
***SIGN*** Unauthorized Photography
**[12:33] Jinko**
and a cosplay that nearly
infringes upon copyright.
***SIGN*** Copyright Infringement
**[12:36] Jinko**
I won't allow anymore illegal activities!
**[12:40] Nami**
What's Jinko doing here?
**[12:41] Nami**
Actually, I don't even
feel like asking anymore!
**[12:43] Maki**
You're making me feel like an idiot
for providing my own explanation.
**[12:47] Katsuno**
Anyway, Mitsugu...
**[12:49] Maki**
By some twist of fate,
all concerned parties have shown up,
**[12:54] Maki**
and we're running out of time.
**[12:55] Maki**
Why don't you spill the beans?
**[12:57] Nami**
Tell us the true identity of that Mai girl.
**[12:59] Kaoru**
Tell us.
**[13:01] Jinko**
Talk.
**[13:02] Katsuno**
Talk!
**[13:04] Nami**
You going say, "Look, a UFO"?
**[13:06] Kaoru**
Dam up all you want; you
won't trick us that easily.
**[13:08] Maki**
You mean "clam up."
**[13:10] Mitsugu**
Mai, no!
**[13:15] Maki**
Hey, wait.
**[13:16] Jinko**
Could it be?
**[13:17] Nami**
That girl is drinking blood.
**[13:20] Kaoru**
It's tomato juice.
**[13:23] Mai**
Delicious.
**[13:25] Mitsugu**
Don't act so pleased.
What did you just drink?
**[13:27] Mitsugu**
Oh, jeez.
**[13:28] Sign**
Super Secret
**[13:29] Mitsugu**
Why'd you have to drink
something suspect again?
**[13:56] Mitsugu**
Mai!
**[13:57] Jinko**
Did you see that?
**[13:58] Nami**
I sure did.
**[13:59] Maki**
She's a monster.
**[14:00] Kaoru**
A dragon.
**[14:02] Mitsugu**
Doctor, what kind of blood did Mai drink?
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[14:05] Mitsugu**
How long do you plan on being sedated?!
**[14:11] Mitsugu**
Doctor, Mai drank the whole bottle.
**[14:13] Mitsugu**
What kind of blood was it?
**[14:15] Chihiro**
You're asking me?
**[14:17] Mitsugu**
I've been asking you.
**[14:18] Nami**
Hurry up and explain yourselves.
**[14:20] Maki**
Why was she drinking blood?
**[14:22] Jinko**
What is that monster?
**[14:23] Kaoru**
It's a dragon.
**[14:25] Chihiro**
It happened when I was working
as a university lab assistant.
**[14:31] Katsuno**
Give us the abridged version!
What happened after that?
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[14:34] Chihiro**
Shut up and listen while
others are speaking!
**[14:39] Chihiro**
My academic advisor was a talented
individual with a promising future
**[14:43] Chihiro**
and a refined middle-aged
man like Walter Matthau.
**[14:54] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Oh, but I... Yes.
**[14:59] Chihiro**
As though guided by fate
itself, we fell in love.
**[15:03] Chihiro**
However, the love between a professor
and his assistant is forbidden.
**[15:07] Chihiro**
Not only that, but he had roughly
one wife he married in poverty
**[15:10] Chihiro**
and four or so children he had to support.
**[15:13] Chihiro**
Furthermore, he had a 40-year mortgage.
**[15:17] Chihiro**
And furthermore, he kept a combined
total of 12 cats and dogs as pets,
**[15:20] Chihiro**
and had to support this large household
on the meager salary of a public servant.
**[15:25] Maki**
You don't have much luck with men.
**[15:27] Kaoru**
He's got way bigger problems
that just being a shitty man.
**[15:30] Chihiro**
Our love ended before spring arrived.
**[15:34] Maki**
It's what you'd expect if you
have any amount of sense.
**[15:38] Chihiro**
With what little severance pay I received,
I dropped out of college and,
**[15:42] Chihiro**
out of desperation, traveled
to relieve my broken heart—
**[15:44] Chihiro**
rather, in order to collect blood,
I traveled to the farthest reaches of Europe.
**[15:48] Chihiro**
At a forgotten and desolate abandoned school,
**[15:52] Chihiro**
a two hour walk outside a
ghost town deep in Wales,
**[15:55] Maki**
I see you're the type to get carried
away to the end of the line.
**[15:58] Chihiro**
That's where I finally,
finally laid my hands on it.
**[16:03] Mitsugu**
Found what?
**[16:06] Chihiro**
You'll be shocked to hear
and flabbergasted to see...
**[16:09] Mitsugu**
I'm already flabbergasted.
**[16:11] Chihiro**
The blood that vampire
drank every last drop of
**[16:15] Chihiro**
was the lifeblood of a salamander.
**[16:21] Mitsugu**
A salamander?
**[16:23] Nami**
What's a salamander?
**[16:24] Katsuno**
Is it a relative of Nanmaider?
**[16:26] Chihiro**
Fools!
**[16:28] Chihiro**
It is a terrifying fire drake, born from flame,
who destroys the world with its fiery breath,
**[16:32] Chihiro**
the legendary salamander.
**[16:50] Mitsugu**
Doctor, how long will the
effects of that blood last?
**[16:54] All**
Doctor!
**[16:56] Chihiro**
I don't know.
**[16:58] Chihiro**
But she drank quite a lot of its blood.
**[17:01] Chihiro**
If we don't do something,
this city will be reduced to ashes.
**[17:04] All**
What?!
**[17:06] Maki**
So, what are we supposed to do?
**[17:09] Chihiro**
I told you, I don't know.
**[17:10] Jinko**
How irresponsible.
**[17:12] Kaoru**
We need the blood of an ice dragon.
**[17:14] Maki**
No, the blood of a frost
giant would be better.
**[17:16] Chihiro**
Fools! Nothing so convenient exists.
**[17:19] Chihiro**
Even if it did, how would we get her
to drink it under these circumstances?
**[17:23] Mitsugu**
Does that mean we just have
to wait until it wears off?
**[17:27] Maki**
Well, half the town already burned down
during Doctor Chihiro's very long flashback.
**[17:37] Kanbaru**
Wow, those are ASDF F-2s.
**[17:40] Kanbaru**
They're armed for air-to-air combat, too.
**[17:42] Okada**
Look, there are JGSDF Apaches, too.
**[17:44] Hotta**
Idiot. The JGSDF is scheduled
to procure Apaches,
**[17:47] Hotta**
but they haven't been deployed yet.
**[17:48] Kanbaru**
Horita, your information is outdated.
**[17:51] Kanbaru**
They were cut off after 13 helicopters,
**[17:53] Kanbaru**
but they've already been deployed
to Metabaru and Akeno.
**[17:56] Horita**
Both locations are too far away from here.
**[17:57] Horita**
And besides, those are Kisarazu AH-1Js.
**[18:00] Okada**
They're Cobras fitted with TOW missiles.
**[18:02] All**
So cool!
**[18:04] Katsuno**
How many times do I have to tell you not to
nerd out over military crap in my presence?
**[18:09] Katsuno**
Go to school!
***SIGN*** Trebor, this is Wizard 02.
***SIGN*** Trebor, flying monster identified above Chimidoro City.
***SIGN*** Requesting orders.
***SIGN*** Central Air Defense Force Sector Operation Center (SOC)
**[18:30] Speaker**
*The flying monster has been
identified above Chimidoro City.*
**[18:34] Commander**
Flying monster? What on earth is it?
**[18:37] Officer**
Perhaps it's Ra****n or King ****.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[18:41] Commander**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[18:43] Commander**
What if we're sued for
copyright infringement?
**[18:46] Speaker**
*Intercept forces have arrived from Komatsu.*
**[18:49] Speaker**
*Komatsu 303 to Priest 23.*
**[18:52] Speaker**
*Estimated time of intercept
is Priest next 1-0, next 1-0.*
***SIGN*** Trebor, this is Priest 23.
***SIGN*** Altitude is 32,000.
***SIGN*** Priest 23, this is Trebor.
***SIGN*** You are under my control.
***SIGN*** Stay at 040.
***SIGN*** Roger.
**[19:11] Commander**
Where is the target headed?
**[19:12] Officer**
Aircraft is currently turning
2,000 meters above the target.
**[19:17] Officer**
Sir, the F-2s leading the
van are under attack.
**[19:21] Officer**
Permission to engage.
**[19:23] Commander**
But if the monster is shot
down and falls on the city,
**[19:27] Commander**
it could cause tremendous
damage to civilians.
**[19:31] Officer**
Are we just going to let that monster
rampage around above the city?
**[19:35] Officer**
In that case, why do we even exist?
**[19:41] Speaker**
*Iruma's 1st Anti-Aircraft Division
has entered the adjacent section*
**[19:44] Speaker**
*and is requesting permission to engage.*
**[19:46] Officer**
Don't do it.
**[19:47] Officer**
We can't afford to order Wizard
to retreat from that airspace.
**[19:51] Officer**
Sir, permission to open fire.
**[19:53] Commander**
Contact the Minister of
Defense immediately.
**[19:56] Officer**
We don't have time for that.
**[19:58] Officer**
More than half the buildings in this
sector have gone up in flames.
**[20:02] Officer**
The majority of residents
will have nowhere to run.
**[20:06] Officer**
Sir, permission to engage.
**[20:09] Officer**
Let us engage the enemy. Sir!
**[20:15] Commander**
We have no choice.
**[20:18] Officer**
Open fire.
***SIGN*** Wizard 01, this is Trebor.
***SIGN*** You're cleared to fire.
***SIGN*** Kill the salamander.
***SIGN*** Trebor, say again.
***SIGN*** Kill the salamander.
***SIGN*** We have no choice.
***SIGN*** Roger.
***SIGN*** Killing salamander.
**[20:48] Mitsugu**
Mai!
**[21:00] Okada**
All right!
**[21:01] Kanbaru**
Idiot, that's the ASDF
F-2 that got blown up.
**[21:04] Horita**
It's falling this way.
**[21:13] Nami**
We're done for!
**[21:15] Mitsugu**
No way.
**[21:16] Mitsugu**
I'm the protagonist, but I'm
already dying in episode 4?
**[21:20] Kaoru**
I'm a regular cast member, too.
**[21:22] Maki**
Maki Watabe held onto her camera
right up until she died.
**[21:25] Jinko**
I still haven't done anything yet.
**[21:28] Katsuno**
Doctor, how will you take
responsibility for this?
**[21:30] Chihiro**
No idea.
***SIGN*** Censored
***SIGN*** Chimidoro
Newspaper
***SIGN*** Chimidoro reduced to ashes!
***SIGN*** Panic
in
Chimidoro
as
fire
drake
appears
**[21:50] Bottom**
Scramble above the city: less than five minutes after the evacuation advisory issued, fighting broke out above Chimidoro, but the entire city became a sea of fire
**[21:52] Chihiro**
When the salamander shows itself, the night
sky will glow like the afternoon sky,
**[21:58] Chihiro**
a strange light will flash across the
gathered clouds, and the world shall end.
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Daddy Came"
**[23:45] Dad**
Since Mai will be staying with you, as her
father, I'd like to ask you something.
**[23:50] Mitsugu**
Yes?
**[23:52] Dad**
What's your blood glucose level?
**[23:54] Chihiro**
Hold it right there.
# E5 - Daddy Came
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPZPK/daddy-came)
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**[02:05] Chihiro**
It'd be impossible to hide it now.
**[02:09] Chihiro**
Setting aside the particulars of
the destruction of Chimidoro,
**[02:14] Chihiro**
since she transformed into a salamander
in front of everyone, it can't be helped.
**[02:19] All**
Wow!
**[02:20] Kaoru**
So she's a real vampire?
**[02:22] Maki**
All right. I've found the
heroine of my next film.
**[02:25] Nami**
I knew she was no ordinary girl.
**[02:28] Katsuno**
Yeah, you can't expect to
request that for free.
**[02:30] Nami**
That's not what I meant!
**[02:32] Mitsugu**
Anyway, that's the situation.
**[02:35] Mitsugu**
I'd like to ask everyone involved
to please help us take care of Mai.
**[02:38] Chihiro**
Consider everyone here as
that girl's guardians.
**[02:42] All**
No objections!
**[02:44] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[02:46] Mitsugu**
You don't need to strain yourselves.
**[02:49] Mitsugu**
Just a little help here and there is enough.
**[02:51] Katsuno**
Just a little?
**[02:53] Katsuno**
How can you take such a careless approach
when you're playing such an important role?
**[02:56] Mitsugu**
What?
**[02:56] Katsuno**
Don't give me that crap!
**[02:57] Katsuno**
Listen here. When a man protects a girl—
**[03:01] Mitsugu**
But I'm a girl, too.
**[03:02] Katsuno**
Rather, when a girl like you
protects another girl...
**[03:07] Kanbaru**
In other words...
**[03:09] Okada**
When you're protecting someone you love...
**[03:10] Horita**
You have to be willing
to risk your own life!
**[03:11] Kanbara**
And all the blood in your body!
**[03:13] Okada**
You must be prepared to defend
her until the very end!
**[03:15] Horita**
That's what he's trying to say!
**[03:16] Katsuno**
That's right!
**[03:18] All**
Osu!
**[03:19] Katsuno**
Don't use the word "osu!"
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[03:25] Chihiro**
Since the sun is setting, let's continue
this discussion without those four.
**[03:29] Chihiro**
In order to keep Mai under our supervision,
**[03:32] Chihiro**
starting today, we'll enroll her
in night classes at this school.
**[03:37] Mitsugu**
Night classes?
**[03:38] Mitsugu**
Our school offers those?
**[03:40] Chihiro**
Our school's doors are open to
young working people, as well.
**[03:43] Kaoru**
I had no idea.
**[03:45] Maki**
Neither did I.
**[03:46] Nami**
Me, neither.
**[03:47] Chihiro**
To be precise, we've decided
to open our doors.
**[03:50] Mitsugu**
Decided to? Which means...
**[03:53] Chihiro**
Starting today, Seijumonji High
School will offer night classes.
**[03:58] All**
What?
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
You're out of your mind.
**[04:01] Mitsugu**
* Is the doctor trying to*
* keep Mai all to herself?*
**[04:04] Chihiro**
Who's keeping her to themselves?
**[04:06] Chihiro**
Don't worry.
**[04:07] Chihiro**
The night classes were officially
authorized by the board of directors.
**[04:11] Mitsugu**
You got their permission? How?
**[04:13] Chihiro**
It's a long story.
**[04:16] Mitsugu**
Could you try to keep it short?
**[04:19] Chihiro**
Don't ask me for the details.
**[04:21] Chihiro**
To put it simply, here's what happened.
**[04:24] Chihiro**
By the way, from here on out, I'll be
speaking in only Shin Hasegawa lines.
**[04:29] Mitsugu**
Hasegawa?
**[04:30] Maki**
He was a handsome film and stage actor
**[04:31] Maki**
who appeared in films from
the prewar to postwar period.
**[04:34] Maki**
Everyone knows that.
**[04:35] Chihiro**
That's Kazuo Hasegawa!
**[04:37] Chihiro**
Why don't you read some books instead
of watching movies all the time?
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[04:41] Chihiro**
Shin Hasegawa is the playwright who created
the Japanese movie genre Matatabi-mono!
***SIGN*** Matatabi-mono
(Wandering Gamblers)
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
***SIGN*** In Search of Mother
**[04:46] Chihiro**
He's famous for writing *In Search
of Mother* and *Kutsukake Tokijiro*!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
***SIGN*** Kutsukake Tokijiro
**[04:50] Mitsugu**
Could you summarize that for us?
**[04:52] Chihiro**
Since it's a long story,
I'll omit certain elements.
**[04:55] Chihiro**
In order to reach this point,
**[04:57] Chihiro**
I risked my life and faced
fires, floods, and winds.
**[05:03] Chihiro**
To be brief, I risked my life in numerous
games of dice in order to get their permission.
**[05:09] Mitsugu**
You don't need to explain whole process.
**[05:11] Mitsugu**
Just give us the conclusion.
**[05:13] Chihiro**
I'm glad you asked, mister.
**[05:15] Chihiro**
To put it simply, here's what happened.
**[05:18] Mitsugu**
I'm not a mister.
**[05:19] Chihiro**
Since it's a long story,
I'll omit certain elements.
**[05:22] Chihiro**
In order to reach this point...
***SIGN*** - Chihiro's Flashback -
***SIGN*** Censored
**[05:34] Chihiro**
And so, they authorized night classes.
**[05:37] Mitsugu**
We live in a soft world.
**[05:39] Kaoru**
In other words, you used
your sexual charms on them.
**[05:42] Maki**
Well, the world is only soft on sexy women.
**[05:46] Nami**
I learned something today.
**[05:48] Mitsugu**
Anyway, I'll be swapping
to night classes, too.
**[05:51] Kaoru**
So will I.
**[05:52] Maki**
And me.
**[05:53] Nami**
Me, too.
**[05:55] Mitsugu**
What? You, too?
**[05:56] Nami**
Of course.
**[05:58] Maki**
We're her guardians, too.
**[05:59] Kaoru**
We'll be joining you.
**[06:01] All**
Same as above!
**[06:02] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[06:05] Mitsugu**
But I'd hate to trouble you guys.
**[06:09] Mitsugu**
I appreciate the thought, though.
**[06:12] Katsuno**
I'm a man. A warrior never
goes back on his word.
**[06:14] Mitsugu**
Who's a warrior?
**[06:15] Chihiro**
By the way,
**[06:17] Chihiro**
anyone enrolled in
night classes will automatically
**[06:20] Chihiro**
be signed up for the Blood Donation Club.
**[06:22] All**
No objections!
**[06:23] Mitsugu**
Objection!
**[06:24] Mitsugu**
No boys are allowed in the Blood
Donation Club. It's for girls only.
**[06:27] Kanbara**
Where and when...
**[06:29] Okada**
And who decided that?
**[06:30] Horita**
Was it Yukio Aoshima at the National Diet?
**[06:33] Kanbara**
Who's Yukio Aoshima?
**[06:34] Okada**
I dunno.
**[06:35] Katsuno**
Haven't you heard of the
Equal Employment Opportunity Law?
**[06:39] Katsuno**
"Sudara Bushi?" "Granny Mischief?"
**[06:41] Mitsugu**
No clue.
**[06:45] Jinko**
School Regulation Article 32.
**[06:47] Katsuno**
He was in "Bubble Holiday," too...
**[06:51] Jinko**
Except during natural catastrophes
and other emergency situations,
**[06:54] Jinko**
loud shouting, angry yelling, and coquettish
shrieking are prohibited within the school.
**[06:58] Mitsugu**
*Great, another freak showed up.*
**[07:01] Jinko**
Doctor, I'd like to enroll
in night classes, too.
**[07:03] Mitsugu**
What?
**[07:04] Jinko**
There's no way night classes would be
conducted properly with these students.
**[07:08] Jinko**
For the sake of Seijumonji High School's
honor, I must offer my assistance, as well.
**[07:13] Mitsugu**
*She's just bored, too.*
**[07:17] Mitsugu**
Jinko, what's your blood type?
**[07:19] Jinko**
Type A. What about it?
**[07:21] Chihiro**
Based on her upright and steadfast personality,
you should've known that without asking.
**[07:25] Mitsugu**
Didn't you previously reject
that as popular belief?
**[07:28] Chihiro**
Of course.
**[07:30] Chihiro**
Determining a person's personality based
on blood type has no scientific basis.
**[07:34] Jinko**
What are you two chattering about?
**[07:36] Jinko**
Is there something wrong with being type A?
**[07:37] Mitsugu**
* All right. Now we have*
* girls of all blood types.*
**[07:40] Green**
Jinko
**[07:41] Blue**
Maki
**[07:41] Orange**
Kaoru
**[07:41] Purple**
Nami
**[07:42] Jinko**
Just so you know, I'm only enrolling in
night classes so I can maintain discipline.
**[07:47] Jinko**
I have no intention of getting
involved in your foolish nonsense.
**[07:49] Top**
Chimera
**[07:49] Bottom**
Mitsugu
**[07:50] Mitsugu**
*What a stubborn girl.*
**[07:52] Jinko**
Who's stubborn?!
**[07:54] Maki**
Mitsugu, everyone can hear your thoughts.
**[07:57] Nami**
We can hear everything.
**[07:58] Chihiro**
As the only night class teacher and advisor
to the Blood Donation Club, I'll arbitrate.
**[08:04] Chihiro**
Mitsugu Bambam.
**[08:05] Mitsugu**
Bamba!
**[08:06] Chihiro**
Maki Watabe.
**[08:07] Chihiro**
Nami Unten.
**[08:08] Chihiro**
Kaoru Konno.
**[08:09] Chihiro**
Jinko Sumida.
**[08:11] Chihiro**
I grant you permission to enroll in night
classes and join the Blood Donation Club.
**[08:15] Jinko**
Doctor Chihiro, I'd like to decline
joining the Blood Donation Club.
**[08:20] Mitsugu**
*What a stubborn girl.*
**[08:21] Jinko**
Who's stubborn?!
**[08:23] Chihiro**
I'll allow Masumi Katsuno and
the others to enroll in classes,
**[08:26] Chihiro**
but you'll be joining the
Blood Donation Club as backups.
**[08:28] Chihiro**
You'll be our strategic reserve
in case the other four dry up.
**[08:31] Chihiro**
We're doing this for the continued
existence of humanity and world peace.
**[08:35] Chihiro**
All of us must protect Mai's secret.
**[08:38] Chihiro**
You mustn't give Mai any
blood without my permission.
**[08:41] Chihiro**
Naturally, letting Mai suck your
blood directly is inexcusable.
**[08:45] All**
Roger!
**[08:48] Mitsugu**
* For the continued existence*
* of humanity and world peace.*
**[08:52] Mitsugu**
*I know what I said,*
**[08:54] Mitsugu**
* but it kind of feels like Mai*
* is drifting away from me.*
**[09:08] Mitsugu**
* But it's true that there's only so much*
* I can do on my own to protect Mai.*
**[09:17] Mitsugu**
That's near my house.
**[09:20] Mitsugu**
There's a lot of bats out today.
***SIGN*** This Side Up
***SIGN*** Keep Dry
***SIGN*** Perishable
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
What is this?
**[09:31] Mitsugu**
Who sent us this huge thing?
**[09:34] Mitsugu**
Wait a minute. This size...
**[09:36] Mitsugu**
Could it be?
**[09:47] Mitsugu**
Yikes. I knew it.
**[09:49] Mitsugu**
But who would pull a prank like this?
**[10:05] Dad**
Hello.
**[10:06] Dad**
I am Mai's father Gillesde Rais.
***SIGN*** Gillesde Rais
**[10:08] Mitsugu**
What? Mai's dad?
**[10:11] Dad**
I heard you've been taking
care of my daughter.
**[10:14] Dad**
Thank you, thank you.
**[10:18] Mai**
Daddy.
**[10:20] Dad**
Ah, Mai. Have you been a good girl?
**[10:22] Mai**
Daddy, hurry up and divorce that old bitch.
**[10:26] Dad**
Didn't we promise not to talk about that?
**[10:29] Mai**
That horrible ugly bitch is deceiving you.
**[10:32] Dad**
There, there. You want a Chanel bag, is it?
**[10:36] Mai**
If you don't divorce her,
I'll become a delinquent.
**[10:39] Dad**
I see, I see. You want a Prada bag.
**[10:43] Mitsugu**
Should I make some tea?
**[10:46] Dad**
Oh, no need to be so considerate.
**[10:48] Dad**
I'm terribly sorry for making
you worry about dinner.
**[10:51] Dad**
Why don't we go out to eat?
**[10:54] Mitsugu**
What?
**[10:59] Mai**
This place makes delicious gyoza.
***SIGN*** Gyoza General
**[11:02] Dad**
I see. Then perhaps I'll have an
extra large helping of those.
**[11:06] Mitsugu**
Are you okay with garlic?
**[11:08] Dad**
I love garlic.
**[11:10] Mitsugu**
But Mai experiences side effects.
**[11:14] Dad**
Mai has had food allergies
since she was a child.
**[11:18] Dad**
I thought she'd gotten over them.
**[11:21] Mai**
It's because I'm experiencing
psychological stress.
**[11:23] Mai**
They've gotten worse since
that old bitch showed up.
**[11:26] Dad**
You promised to call her "Mommy."
**[11:28] Mai**
I never promised that.
**[11:29] Mitsugu**
I'm going to go to the bathroom.
**[11:32] Mai**
Who's more important, me or that old bitch?
**[11:35] Dad**
At least call her Rebeus.
**[11:37] Mai**
Then who's more important,
me or Rebeus the hag?
**[11:41] Mitsugu**
You'll see once you get here.
**[11:45] Mitsugu**
It's an opportunity to see a super rare dad.
**[11:47] Mitsugu**
If you don't hurry, you'll regret
it for the rest of your life.
**[11:49] Man**
Here's your extra large order of garlic
gyoza with extra garlic
**[11:52] Man**
and extra large garlic fried
rice with extra garlic.
**[11:56] Dad**
I haven't had gyoza
this good in 120 years.
**[12:00] Dad**
After all, they're free.
**[12:03] Mai**
I feel like having garlic fried rice today.
**[12:05] Mitsugu**
Would you like me to order
another plate for you?
**[12:09] Dad**
Please, there's really no
need to be so considerate.
**[12:12] Dad**
One extra large garlic yakisoba and
one extra large garlic fried rice!
**[12:15] Man**
One extra large garlic yakisoba and one
extra large garlic fried rice. Got it.
**[12:19] Dad**
Six garlic spring rolls
and six garlic shumai!
**[12:23] Man**
That's six garlic spring
rolls and six garlic shumai.
**[12:26] Dad**
What? You want to get some to go, too?
**[12:28] Dad**
If you insist.
**[12:29] Dad**
Three giga-large orders
of garlic yakisoba to go!
**[12:33] Man**
Three giga-large orders
of garlic yakisoba to go.
**[12:36] Customer**
He's still ordering.
**[12:37] Dad**
By the way, since Mai
will be staying with you,
**[12:40] Dad**
as her father, I'd like
to ask you something.
**[12:42] Mitsugu**
Yes?
**[12:44] Dad**
What's your blood glucose level?
**[12:46] Mitsugu**
I believe it's around 82
milligrams per deciliter.
**[12:52] Mitsugu**
I think those are normal levels.
**[12:55] Dad**
What about your red blood cell,
white blood cell, and platelet levels?
**[12:58] Mitsugu**
I believe they're all normal.
**[13:01] Dad**
That won't do.
**[13:03] Dad**
If you're going to be living with Mai,
you need to know your precise values.
**[13:07] Mitsugu**
Yes, sir.
**[13:09] Dad**
What about your family?
**[13:11] Mitsugu**
My dad's currently overseas.
**[13:14] Dad**
Overseas? What does he do?
**[13:16] Mitsugu**
He's a scholar.
**[13:19] Dad**
A scholar.
**[13:21] Dad**
Where does he teach?
**[13:23] Mitsugu**
He teaches archaeology at the
Royal Danish University of Helsink.
**[13:28] Dad**
University of Helsink? Archaeology?
**[13:33] Chihiro**
Thanks for waiting.
**[13:35] Mitsugu**
You came. Doctor Chihiro,
that took you long enough.
**[13:39] Dad**
Doctor?
**[13:41] Mitsugu**
This is Doctor Chihiro,
my high school's doctor.
**[13:44] Chihiro**
Nice to meet you.
My name is Chihiro Chimatsuri.
**[13:49] Dad**
What a beautiful woman!
**[13:52] Dad**
Hello.
**[13:54] Dad**
I am Mai's—
**[13:56] Chihiro**
Let's cut to the case.
I want two liters of your blood.
**[14:03] Dad**
You dare to draw blood from a vampire?
**[14:06] Dad**
What kind of doctor are you?
**[14:08] Chihiro**
A vampire is scared to give
a mere two liters of blood?
**[14:12] Chihiro**
Have you no shame?
**[14:13] Dad**
Then perhaps I'll sip on
some of yours like wine.
**[14:18] Mitsugu**
There's a proper order to these things.
**[14:20] Mai**
You can do it, both of you.
**[14:30] Dad**
My son—
**[14:30] Dad**
rather, my daughter, I have returned.
**[14:35] Mitsugu**
Dad!
**[14:37] Mitsugu Dad**
You weren't at home,
so I figured you'd be here.
**[14:44] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[14:45] Mitsugu Dad**
You're Gilles de Rais,
Gillesde Rais the vampire.
**[14:49] Mai Dad**
And you're Van Helsink, the University
of Helsink's Professor Bamba.
**[14:55] Mitsugu Dad**
Don't speak in such an
obviously expository manner.
**[14:57] Mai Dad**
The same goes for you.
**[14:58] Mitsugu**
What? You two know each other?!
**[15:01] Mitsugu Dad**
Indeed. I've found you at last.
**[15:05] Mai Dad**
We're destined to be rivals.
**[15:08] Mitsugu**
Rivals?
**[15:09] Mitsugu Dad**
Let's go, Rais!
**[15:10] Mai Dad**
Bring it on, Bam!
**[15:22] Chihiro**
Hold it right there.
**[15:25] Chihiro**
Could you wait to turn this man into
ash until after I've drawn his blood?
**[15:29] Mitsugu Dad**
Who are you?
**[15:31] Mitsugu**
She's my school doctor.
**[15:33] Chihiro**
Here I come.
**[15:40] Chihiro**
Looks like you're not
completely incompetent.
**[15:47] Customer A**
I-Incredible!
**[15:49] Customer B**
Her thighs!
**[15:54] Mai Dad**
Who is this woman?
**[15:56] Chihiro**
Your blood is mine, vampire.
**[15:59] Mai Dad**
You won't get any of my blood,
you blood drawing wench.
**[16:02] Chihiro**
Don't act like you haven't sucked
the blood from countless people.
**[16:06] Chihiro**
Donating your own blood every
once in a while won't hurt you.
**[16:10] Mai Dad**
I wouldn't be a vampire
if I feared retribution.
**[16:13] Mai Dad**
Once I finish off this priest, you're next.
**[16:18] Mitsugu Dad**
Has your personality changed?
**[16:20] Chihiro**
Who changes personality and copyright
infringing reference mid-fight?
**[16:24] Chihiro**
Gold-bugs!
**[16:37] Mitsugu Dad**
Such flashy techniques
won't work against him.
**[16:40] Mitsugu Dad**
Let's settle this, Gilles de Rais.
**[17:12] Swat A**
Where are the terrorists?
**[17:13] Swat B**
Shoot everyone who puts up a fight!
**[17:28] Mai Dad**
How regrettable.
**[17:30] Mai Dad**
I thought I'd finally have my revenge
tonight, after so many years.
**[17:34] Chihiro**
Your injuries were shallow.
**[17:36] Chihiro**
You deserve your disappointment.
**[17:38] Mai Dad**
It's your fault for interfering!
**[17:40] Mitsugu Dad**
Damn it. I was so close to killing him.
**[17:44] Mai**
Why do you guys hate each other so much?
**[17:47] Mitsugu**
What happened between the two of you?
**[17:50] Mai Dad**
My great-uncle, my mother's cousin,
and my father's second cousin
**[17:55] Mai Dad**
and my father's second cousin were all
staked by this man and turned to dust.
**[18:00] Mitsugu Dad**
I'll kill your entire family.
**[18:03] Mai Dad**
What was that?!
**[18:05] Mitsugu Dad**
You wanna fight?!
**[18:06] Mai**
You can do it, both of you.
**[18:08] Mitsugu**
Don't cheer them on.
**[18:09] Chihiro**
Calm down, you old farts.
**[18:13] Chihiro**
I, Doctor Chihiro Chimidoro,
shall humbly handle this situation.
**[18:17] Mai Dad**
I won't let a mere doctor handle this!
**[18:19] Mitsugu Dad**
Stay out of this, outsider!
**[18:21] Chihiro**
Idiots!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[18:22] Chihiro**
I'm not an outsider!
**[18:24] Chihiro**
I'm Mai's guardian while she's
living in this country!
**[18:27] Mitsugu**
*I know she doesn't mean that.*
**[18:30] Mitsugu**
*Older women are scary.*
**[18:33] Chihiro**
Who's an older woman?
**[18:35] Mitsugu**
I didn't say that.
**[18:39] Chihiro**
How could you inflict your old
grudge on these young girls?
**[18:43] Chihiro**
What terribly unreasonable behavior.
**[18:46] Chihiro**
Furthermore, if you attempt to
destroy the beautiful fellowship
**[18:50] Chihiro**
that has formed in this country
between human and vampire...
**[18:56] Chihiro**
I'll make sure you pay for it.
**[19:02] Mitsugu**
Doctor, I hate to interrupt when
you're clearly so excited,
**[19:05] Mitsugu**
but they're not listening to you.
**[19:07] Mai Dad**
Die!
**[19:08] Mitsugu**
Nonsense!
**[19:10] Chihiro**
You middle-aged delinquents,
you've got some gall!
**[19:14] Mai Dad**
Bastard!
**[19:18] Chihiro**
Now, if you'll excuse me...
**[19:24] Mitsugu**
I can never let my guard down around her.
**[19:36] Mitsugu**
*And so, our long night ended.*
**[19:42] Mitsugu Dad**
What do you think you're
doing while I've been gone?
**[19:45] Mitsugu Dad**
You're living with a vampire, of all things.
**[19:58] Mitsugu Dad**
Such a cute girl—
**[19:59] Mitsugu Dad**
I mean, how wretched.
**[20:08] Mitsugu**
Shut up!
**[20:09] Mitsugu**
A father who leaves his home to wander the
world has no right to tell me what to do!
**[20:15] Mitsugu**
This is why Mom cheated on and left you!
**[20:19] Mitsugu**
Are you listening?
**[20:20] Mitsugu Dad**
Your broad-minded father will pretend he
didn't hear those fatal words you just spoke.
**[20:28] Mitsugu**
*I really do have a terrible family.*
**[20:32] Mitsugu**
*Well, whatever. Mai is my family now.*
**[20:35] Mitsugu Dad**
What kind of nonsense is that?
**[20:37] Mitsugu Dad**
I won't allow it!
**[20:38] Mitsugu Dad**
We're kicking that girl out immediately!
**[20:41] Mitsugu**
*No way. I'm never leaving Mai.*
**[20:44] Mitsugu Dad**
I'm the head of this household!
I won't allow it!
**[20:47] Mitsugu**
I'm the head of this household!
**[20:49] Mitsugu Dad**
No enemy of humanity will
be part of my family!
**[20:57] Deliveryman**
Hello, Bat Delivery Service here.
**[20:59] Deliveryman**
I'm here to pick up and deliver a package.
**[21:01] Mitsugu**
Pick up and deliver?
**[21:02] Deliveryman**
I've been asked to deliver one
coffin by cash on delivery.
**[21:05] Mitsugu**
A coffin? I didn't place that order.
**[21:08] Deliveryman**
It says here that it was
ordered by a Doctor Chihiro.
**[21:12] Mitsugu**
Chihiro?
**[21:13] Mitsugu**
* I see. She wanted to get Mai's dad*
* away from mine while he's asleep.*
**[21:18] Deliveryman**
I'll be taking this.
**[21:35] Mitsugu Dad**
Romania, huh?
**[21:37] Mitsugu Dad**
All right. I'll beat him
there and finish him off.
**[21:42] Mitsugu**
What? Wait, Dad!
**[21:45] Mitsugu Dad**
Remember this, my daughter.
**[21:47] Mitsugu Dad**
Vampires are enemies of humanity.
**[21:51] Mitsugu Dad**
Your friendship shall never pay off!
**[22:05] Mitsugu Dad**
*Your friendship shall never pay off!*
***SIGN*** Episode 6 "Castle of Vania"
**[23:45] Chihiro**
Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
**[23:48] Chihiro**
Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
be played by Bamban Mitsugu.
**[23:52] Chihiro**
Block 1 boss Franken will
be played by Katsuno.
**[23:53] Chihiro**
The night school shall participate in the
school festival by putting on a play.
**[23:55] Chihiro**
Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.
# E6 - Castle of Vania
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKQDQJ/castle-of-vania)
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**[01:37] Sign**
Night School
**[01:39] Chihiro**
So, anyway...
**[01:41] Chihiro**
You've become the first class of the
Seijumonji High School night school.
**[01:47] Chihiro**
I, Chihiro Chimatsuri,
will be your homeroom teacher.
**[01:51] Chihiro**
I'll be teaching you all subjects.
**[01:52] Horita**
No way.
**[01:53] Kanbaru**
Seriously?
**[01:54] Okada**
Are you even qualified to do that?
**[01:56] Chihiro**
I'll now take attendance to confirm the
presence of all our regulars cast members.
**[02:00] Chihiro**
Karate Club Captain
Masumi Katsuno, blood type O.
**[02:03] Katsuno**
Here.
**[02:04] Chihiro**
Your subordinates Kanbara,
Okada, and Horita.
**[02:08] Chihiro**
I hope people remember your names.
Blood types, unknown.
**[02:11] All**
Osu!
**[02:12] Katsuno**
Don't say "osu" in my presence!
**[02:13] Chihiro**
Dance Club Captain Nami Unten, blood type O.
**[02:18] Nami**
Yes, ma'am.
**[02:19] Chihiro**
Cinema Club Captain
Maki Watabe, blood type AB.
**[02:23] Maki**
Cut.
**[02:25] Chihiro**
Cosplay Club Captain
Kaoru Konno, blood type B.
**[02:29] Kaoru**
Here.
**[02:30] Chihiro**
Chairman of the Discipline Committee
Jinko Sumida, blood type—
**[02:33] Jinko**
I'm a type A perfectionist.
**[02:35] Jinko**
Ostriches are an animal found in zoos,
**[02:37] Jinko**
but compromise is a word
not found in my dictionary.
**[02:40] Chihiro**
Blood Donation Club Captain
Mitsugu Bambam, blood type chimera.
**[02:43] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Bambam,
it's Mitsugu Bamba.
**[02:47] Chihiro**
We're only nine students
and one teacher right now,
**[02:50] Chihiro**
but allow me to introduce
our transfer student.
**[02:52] Chihiro**
Come on out.
**[03:01] Mitsugu**
Mai in a school uniform, huh?
**[03:04] Mitsugu**
Her knock-knee legs look absolutely
lovely in blue-black tights.
**[03:13] Okada**
Her handwriting is great.
**[03:14] Horita**
You can read that?
**[03:17] Mai**
My name is Mai Vlad Transylvania.
**[03:26] Chihiro**
Estimated age 400 years old,
blood type unknown.
**[03:29] Chihiro**
She smuggled herself here from the distant
Eastern European land of Romania.
**[03:33] Chihiro**
Make sure you don't rat her out to
the police or immigration control.
**[03:38] All**
Roger!
**[03:41] Chihiro**
Now that we've introduced our transfer
student, let's jump right into it.
**[03:45] Chihiro**
The most standard of all
standard school events.
***SIGN*** Stake Festival 2020
Night Class 2B Program
**[03:51] Kanbara**
I knew it.
**[03:53] Horita**
I thought it was about time this showed up.
**[03:55] Chihiro**
I wish we could take our time democratically
determining what we'll do,
**[04:00] Chihiro**
but since our budget and time are limited,
**[04:02] Chihiro**
based on my arbitrary decision-making
and personal prejudices,
**[04:05] Chihiro**
the Blood Donation Club's
program will feature—
**[04:07] Okada**
A maid café!
**[04:08] Katsuno**
An idol café!
**[04:09] Horita**
A beef bowl shop!
**[04:10] Kanbara**
A standing soba shop!
**[04:11] Chihiro**
Fools! That's not what we're doing!
**[04:14] Chihiro**
The night school shall participate in the
school festival by putting on a play.
**[04:19] Maki**
A play, huh? That's an appropriate choice.
**[04:21] Jinko**
What will we be performing?
***SIGN*** "Konjiki Yasha"
(The Golden Demon)
***SIGN*** "My Second
Brother"
***SIGN*** "Lust for Life"
**[04:33] Kanbara**
*Kiniro Yorumata*?
**[04:35] Katsuno**
Idiot, it's pronounced "Yasha."
**[04:36] Kanbara**
*Yasha Yorumata*?
**[04:38] Maki**
Horror.
**[04:39] Horita**
*My Second Brother*? What's he second in?
**[04:41] Horita**
*Lust for Life*? Is that a porno?
**[04:42] Maki**
I'm telling you, let's do horror.
**[04:43] Okada**
Sounds kind of plain.
**[04:45] Okada**
Shouldn't we go with something
flashier for a school festival?
**[04:47] Kaoru**
Let's adapt the masterwork
*Castle of Vania*.
**[04:50] Kanbara**
Good idea. I agree.
**[04:52] Mitsugu**
Don't you think that's a little too cliché?
**[04:56] Maki**
Won't Ko**mi have something
to say about that?
**[04:59] Koaru**
That's why it's Castle of Vania.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
**[05:04] Kaoru**
I, Kaoru, shall take
responsibility for the show.
**[05:07] Kaoru**
It'll surely be a success.
**[05:09] Maki**
Well, we do have the perfect leading lady.
**[05:12] Mitsugu**
I knew it.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
**[05:15] Chihiro**
The following are the cast and
staff roles for the play.
**[05:19] Chihiro**
Mai will play Dracula, lady of the castle.
**[05:22] Mai**
I look forward to working with everyone.
**[05:28] Chihiro**
Vampire hunter Simon Belmond will
be played by Bambam Mitsugu.
**[05:32] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[05:33] Chihiro**
What? You're unhappy with your role?
**[05:35] Mitsugu**
No, not really.
**[05:37] Mitsugu**
* Well, I guess that means Mai*
* and I are the main characters.*
**[05:41] Chihiro**
Block 1 boss Franken will
be played by Katsuno.
**[05:44] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[05:45] Chihiro**
Block 2 boss Medusa will be played by Nami.
**[05:48] Nami**
Aye, sir.
**[05:49] Chihiro**
Block 3 boss Mummy will for some reason
by played by me, Chihiro Chimatsuri.
**[05:55] Chihiro**
And block 4 boss Reaper
will be played by Kaoru.
**[05:59] Kaoru**
I'll handle costumes and play a role.
**[06:01] Chihiro**
The *****back, later renamed to
Flea Man, will be played by Kanbara.
**[06:05] Kanbara**
Osu!
**[06:06] Chihiro**
The making-of photography and direction
will be handled by Maki Watabe.
**[06:09] Maki**
All right. I get to film
a documentary for free.
**[06:12] Chihiro**
And production will be handled by—
**[06:14] Jinko**
You haven't forgotten me, have you?
**[06:16] Jinko**
Just so you know, I don't want to do this.
**[06:19] Chihiro**
The rest of you will play minor roles
like crows and skeletons as appropriate.
**[06:23] Chihiro**
Rehearsal begins tomorrow.
**[06:26] Chihiro**
That's all.
***SIGN*** First Day of Rehearsal
**[06:39] Nami**
You know, they don't scream in the game.
**[06:43] Kaoru**
We're following the disk system
version, so it's fine.
**[06:46] Nami**
They don't scream in the
disk system version, either.
**[06:49] Nami**
Well, whatever.
**[06:54] Jinko**
What kind of rehearsal is this?
**[06:58] Jinko**
I knew I couldn't let you guys handle it.
**[07:01] Jinko**
Do you really think you can
adapt that masterwork
**[07:03] Jinko**
for the stage with this lukewarm rehearsal?
**[07:06] Mitsugu**
Masterwork? Jinko, you used to be a gamer?
**[07:09] Jinko**
Not used to be. I'm still a hardcore gamer.
**[07:13] Jinko**
I won't allow you to tarnish that
masterwork with your inferior remake.
**[07:19] Chihiro**
Anyway, I know it's sudden,
but for various reasons,
**[07:23] Chihiro**
allow me to introduce you
to your new director.
**[07:25] Kaoru**
Nobody told us about that.
**[07:27] Maki**
Doctor, what do you mean by various reasons?
**[07:30] Chihiro**
It's nothing you kids need to know about.
**[07:32] Chihiro**
Your new director is the Chairman of
the Discipline Committee Jinko Sumida
**[07:38] Chihiro**
whom you all hate so much,
also known as Jinko Ninagawa.
**[07:41] Chihiro**
Her type A blood means she's
a methodical perfectionist.
**[07:45] Jinko**
I knew I'd be the perfect director.
**[07:47] Nami**
What does that mean?
**[07:48] Jinko**
Now that I'm the director, the lukewarm
developments we've seen so far...
**[07:59] Jinko**
...are over!
**[08:00] Chihiro**
You sound nothing like him.
**[08:03] All**
Ninagawa?
**[08:05] All**
That's Ninagawa...
***SIGN*** Stage Name Succession
Ninagawa Jinko
**[08:18] Maki**
Good, good. Things are
starting to get exciting.
***SIGN*** Second Day of Rehearsal
**[08:25] Jinko**
You idiot!
***SIGN*** Sirloin
**[08:29] Jinko**
I told you to walk sluggishly!
**[08:32] Jinko**
In what universe is Franken
agile, you idiot?
**[08:37] Jinko**
Don't tip-toe!
**[08:40] Jinko**
No walking on the balls of
your feet either, karate boy!
**[08:44] Jinko**
Forget about karate!
**[08:48] Mitsugu**
*W-Wow, her personality has changed completely.*
**[08:51] Jinko**
What about my personality?
**[08:53] Mitsugu**
Whoopsy daisy, my thoughts
were leaking again.
**[08:55] Jinko**
Nobody says whoopsy daisy
anymore, you Sakurajima radish!
**[09:02] Jinko**
Don't you dare sleep!
**[09:04] Jinko**
Medusa, stop playing with the props!
**[09:07] Jinko**
Reaper, stop dancing around!
**[09:11] Jinko**
Mummy, who gave you permission to smoke?
**[09:17] Jinko**
Why are you filming me?
**[09:20] Nami**
This degree of perfectionism is annoying.
**[09:25] Mai**
She's scary.
**[09:27] Mitsugu**
Your character doesn't go on until the end,
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
and we probably won't make
it that far tonight.
**[09:32] Mitsugu**
You must be hungry, so you can leave.
**[09:34] Mai**
Don't mind if I do.
**[09:36] Jinko**
Why are you letting her leave?
**[09:38] Jinko**
Understanding the flow of the play is
the most fundamental part of rehearsal.
**[09:42] Jinko**
You think you can run off early
just because you're not onstage?
**[09:43] Jinko**
And you call yourself a professional!
**[09:45] Mitsugu**
But we're not professionals.
**[09:47] Mai**
I-I'm scared.
**[09:48] Mitsugu**
Mai is anemic. Cut her some slack tonight.
**[09:52] All**
We'll walk her home!
**[09:53] Katsuno**
Go to hell!
**[09:55] Katsuno**
Mai-tan, are you leav—
**[09:58] Jinko**
I thought I told you to move sluggishly!
**[10:02] Jinko**
You lousy actors!
**[10:24] Mitsugu**
You must be tired, Mai. I'm sorry.
**[10:27] Mitsugu**
We're doing all of this to procure
food for you, so try to—
**[10:33] Mitsugu**
Is something wrong, Mai?
**[10:35] Mitsugu**
Did you not like that blood?
**[10:38] Mai**
It's not that.
**[10:40] Mai**
All I do is cause trouble for everyone.
**[10:43] Mai**
I really am a worthless vampire.
**[10:45] Mitsugu**
Mai, you don't have to worry about that.
**[10:48] Mitsugu**
Everyone feels the same
way, but especially me.
**[10:56] Mitsugu**
I've decided to protect you,
no matter what happens.
**[11:01] Mai**
Why are you willing to do so much for me?
**[11:05] Mitsugu**
Because since the moment we met, I...
**[11:13] Mitsugu**
I... I've always...
**[11:19] Jinko**
What are you stammering on
about, you radish leaf?
**[11:23] Jinko**
Starting tonight, I'll be
training you with this whip!
**[11:30] Jinko**
Take this, cat!
**[11:31] Jinko**
Take this, art objects!
**[11:33] Jinko**
Take this, everything else!
I'll whip it all!
***SIGN*** Stake Festival 2020
**[11:39] Mitsugu**
* Before we knew it,*
* the day of the play arrived.*
**[11:44] All**
Wow, look.
**[11:45] All**
The entire study body must be here.
***SIGN*** Night Class Special Production
Castle of Vania
**[11:47] All**
After all, that transfer student
is the star of the show.
**[11:49] All**
I will I could take night classes, too.
**[11:51] All**
Will she really take her clothes off?
**[11:53] All**
We can't miss this.
**[11:54] All**
Do the teachers really get priority
admission? Unforgivable.
**[11:57] All**
We should denounce them.
**[11:58] All**
Hurry up and start the show.
**[12:00] All**
How long are you going to make us wait?
**[12:01] All**
Shut up! The fire station will find us!
**[12:03] All**
The cops will show up before that.
**[12:04] All**
I told you guys to be quiet!
**[12:06] Jinko**
* I wasn't expecting so*
* many people to show up.*
**[12:09] Jinko**
*I mustn't fail.*
**[12:11] Jinko**
* If the audience ends up booing, it'll leave*
* a permanent stain on the night school—*
**[12:15] Jinko**
*no, on my directing career.*
**[12:21] Jinko**
Listen up, everyone.
**[12:23] Jinko**
The bar-bell will ring soon.
**[12:25] Jinko**
This is the moment of truth that will
test the worth of the night school.
**[12:29] Jinko**
Remember why we shed all that blood,
sweat, and tears over the past few days.
**[12:35] Mitsugu**
*That's because you threatened us.*
**[12:37] Jinko**
Believe in yourselves.
**[12:39] Mitsugu**
I have zero confidence in us.
**[12:41] Jinko**
Make your hearts one.
**[12:43] Mitsugu**
*We couldn't be less unified.*
**[12:44] Jinko**
Let's make this play a success!
**[12:46] All**
Yeah!
**[12:47] Mitsugu**
*What are you guys cheering for?*
**[12:50] Mitsugu**
Huh? Where's Mai?
**[12:53] Mitsugu**
Mai? Mai!
**[13:00] Chihiro**
She's dead.
**[13:01] All**
What?!
**[13:02] Chihiro**
She's obviously not dead.
**[13:05] Chihiro**
Anxiety has made her anemic.
**[13:08] Chihiro**
If we don't give her a transfusion immediately,
she'll have to drop out of the play.
**[13:11] Mitsugu**
A transfusion?
**[13:12] Mitsugu**
I'll head home immediately
to get some blood for her.
**[13:14] Chihiro**
Fool. We don't have time for that.
**[13:17] Chihiro**
The curtains will rise soon.
**[13:19] Jinko**
Why does it have to be now?
**[13:21] Jinko**
This is why amateurs are useless.
**[13:23] Mitsugu**
Jinko, you've gone too far.
**[13:25] Mitsugu**
Besides, you're an amateur yourself.
**[13:27] Chihiro**
Judging by your condition, you've
got plenty of blood to spare.
**[13:31] Jinko**
What?
**[13:32] Mitsugu**
* The decision Doctor Chihiro*
* made in this moment*
**[13:34] Mitsugu**
* would determine how the situation*
* changed going forward,*
**[13:38] Mitsugu**
* but faced with the possibility*
* that our leading lady*
**[13:40] Mitsugu**
* might have to drop out*
* just before curtains rose,*
**[13:42] Mitsugu**
*we couldn't afford to predict that.*
**[13:46] Maki**
Stage right camera 2, are you ready?
**[13:48] Taguchi**
Camera 2 ready.
**[13:49] Maki**
Make sure you capture Simon's entrance.
**[13:51] Taguchi**
Got it.
**[13:52] Maki**
Balcony camera 3.
**[13:54] Yuasa**
Camera 3 rolling.
**[13:55] Maki**
Camera 1, start.
**[13:57] Tsujimoto**
Camera rolling.
**[13:58] Maki**
Now give me some great shots.
**[14:01] Maki**
*Not that I'm expecting much.*
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Act 1 The Dark Road
**[14:22] Mitsugu**
Ah, I've finally arrived at this castle.
**[14:26] Mob**
I've been waiting for you, Blood Donation
Club Captain Mitsugu Bambam.
**[14:28] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Bambam, it's Mitsugu Bamba.
**[14:31] Mob**
Okay, okay.
**[14:34] Nami**
Are you Simon Belmond?
**[14:39] Nami**
You shall not pass!
**[14:50] Nami**
Why did dodge that?
**[14:52] Mitsugu**
It looked like it would hurt.
**[14:53] Nami**
Then how about this?
**[15:02] Mitsugu**
Who are you, Sarah Bryant?
**[15:04] Nami**
I'm Jill Valentine.
**[15:06] Jinko**
*What are those idiots doing?!*
**[15:10] Jinko**
The hearts. Release the hearts.
**[15:12] Kanbara**
Usu.
**[15:16] Mitsugu**
I won. Now the pocket
watch sub-weapon is mine.
**[15:21] Mob**
Get 'em!
**[15:22] Mob**
Get more hearts and your
pocket watch is unstoppable!
**[15:25] Mob**
Get more lives!
**[15:27] Nami**
I don't think so!
**[15:30] Mitsugu**
Let go! Let go of me, you bitch!
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
Bitch, bitch, bitch!
**[15:36] Maki**
Oh, that's good.
**[15:42] Mitsugu**
Out of the way!
**[15:44] Mitsugu**
Out of the way!
**[15:55] Mitsugu**
Damn it. My body will never last like this.
**[15:59] Kaoru**
Simon, well done making it this far.
**[16:01] Kaoru**
But you won't make it past here.
**[16:04] Mitsugu**
Give me a minute. I'm out of breath.
**[16:07] Kaoru**
The disk system version can't be paused.
**[16:11] Mitsugu**
Hey, this is real!
**[16:13] Kaoru**
Die, die, die, die, die!
**[16:19] Mob**
Ow!
**[16:20] Mob**
She stabbed me!
**[16:23] Maki**
Good, good. Camera 2, move up.
**[16:27] Maki**
Camera 3, zoom and follow them.
**[16:29] Katsuno**
Reaper, get out of the way.
**[16:31] Kaoru**
What? You don't appear until the next stage.
**[16:34] Katsuno**
We don't have time for your lukewarm shit.
**[16:36] Katsuno**
A man settles his scores with his fists.
**[16:38] Kaoru**
But I'm a girl.
**[16:42] Mitsugu**
I was up all night training with Jinko.
**[16:45] Mitsugu**
Take this!
**[16:46] Katsuno**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[16:52] Mitsugu**
Move, move, move!
**[16:56] Kanbara**
I'll get you, Simon!
**[17:03] Kanbara**
There's nowhere to run, Simon.
**[17:06] Mitsugu**
Your underhanded bastards.
**[17:08] Katsuno**
Die!
**[17:10] Mitsugu**
I can't breathe. Katsuno, don't
you think you're overdoing it?
**[17:14] Katsuno**
Shut up. I sensed a personal
grudge behind that whipping!
***SIGN*** Personal Grudge
Private malice or spite
**[17:23] Nami**
How dare you use that move on a girl?!
**[17:25] Mitsugu**
Nami!
**[17:28] Nami**
I, Nami Unten, won't allow
such unrestricted violence.
**[17:35] Katsuno**
In anime, we enjoy extraterritorial rights.
**[17:38] Katsuno**
Boys, are you ready?
**[17:45] Mob**
It's the intermission.
**[17:49] Chihiro**
That was close, but your
special item saved you.
**[17:54] Jinko**
After that performance, the final
scene has to go perfectly.
**[17:58] Jinko**
Dracula Mai, are you ready?
**[18:02] Mai**
Yes.
**[18:05] Mai**
I shall put on a perfect
performance, Jinko-san.
***SIGN*** Act 2 The Crimson Showdown
**[18:23] Mob**
This is what we've been waiting for!
**[18:24] Mob**
Miss Dracula!
**[18:25] Mob**
The star of the show!
**[18:28] Mai**
I am the late Count Dracula's
lawful wife, Dracula Mai.
**[18:36] Mitsugu**
There you are, Dracula Mai.
**[18:39] Mitsugu**
The time has finally come to defeat you.
**[18:43] Mai**
Don't expect that to work out for you.
**[18:45] Mitsugu**
"Don't expect that to work out for you?"
**[18:47] Mitsugu**
Was that one of her lines?
**[18:51] Mitsugu**
Huh? What's gotten into Mai?
**[18:54] Mitsugu**
Could it be?
**[18:55] Mai**
If I'm going to play a vampire,
I'll play the perfect vampire.
**[19:00] Mitsugu**
* Perfect? She's under the*
* effects of Jinko's blood!*
**[19:05] Mai**
Simon Belmond, I'm coming for you!
**[19:10] Maki**
Swap with me.
**[19:15] Mitsugu**
It's okay, Mai.
**[19:16] Mai**
What?
**[19:19] Mitsugu**
We were always destined to end up like this.
**[19:24] Mitsugu**
Now drink to your heart's content.
**[19:40] Jinko**
Why are you ignoring the script?
What are you doing?
**[19:46] Jinko**
Huh?
**[19:49] Chihiro**
This isn't good.
**[19:50] Chihiro**
The curtains! Lower the curtains!
**[19:54] Jinko**
Stop, stop, stop!
**[19:56] Mob**
Wow.
**[19:58] Mob**
That was intense.
**[20:01] Jinko**
Stop! That hurts!
**[20:02] Mitsugu**
Mai, calm down! Stop it!
**[20:05] Jinko**
No!
**[20:13] Chihiro**
There we go.
**[20:16] Chihiro**
I suppose I'm partially responsible
since I fed her Jinko's type A blood.
**[20:21] Jinko**
I can't believe the play went that terribly.
**[20:28] Jinko**
How will I ever apologize to Antonin Artaud,
Bertolt Brecht—no, to Ninagawa-sensei?
**[20:36] Chihiro**
It wasn't that bad.
**[20:39] Chihiro**
Listen to those voices.
**[20:42] Jinko**
What?
**[20:47] Chihiro**
Let's not disappoint audience
that watched us until the end.
**[20:51] Chihiro**
Line up.
**[21:04] Chihiro**
Simon Mitsugu and leading lady Dracula Mai.
**[21:08] Mob**
Mai-chan, you're the best!
**[21:08] Mitsugu**
Even if Mai ends up sucking my
blood one day, I won't regret it.
**[21:14] Chihiro**
Medusa Nami played by Nami Unten.
**[21:19] Chihiro**
Reaper Kaoru played by Kaoru Konno.
**[21:23] Mob**
You're just your usual self.
**[21:24] Chihiro**
Franken Katsuno and all the rest.
**[21:28] All**
Osu! Osu, osu, osu, osu!
**[21:31] Chihiro**
The there's me, Mummy Chihiro,
whose role was cut for time,
**[21:36] Chihiro**
and director Jinko Sumida.
**[21:42] Mob**
Jinko!
**[21:44] All**
Jinko! Jinko! Jinko!
**[21:45] Mob**
That was great and totally random!
**[21:56] Chihiro**
Now you're one of us, Jinko.
**[22:01] Chihiro**
You no longer need your discipline or morals.
***SIGN*** Castle of Vania
The End
***SIGN*** Episode 7 "Day for Night"
**[23:45] Maki**
Cut!
**[23:47] Maki**
Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
**[23:49] Maki**
You two, I told you boys to
stop looking at the camera.
**[23:51] Mitsugu**
It was supposed to be just
a little independent film.
**[23:55] Maki**
This will be a take.
# E7 - Day for Night
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU02D2V/day-for-night)
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***SIGN*** Bottom Flap
**[02:01] Maki**
*Cut!*
**[02:04] Maki**
Okay, camera rehearsal looks good.
**[02:06] Maki**
You two, I told you boys to
stop looking at the camera.
**[02:11] Maki**
Girl carrying the dog and you two
on the bike, you're too slow.
**[02:15] Maki**
You two walking and eating sweet
rolls, don't eat before a take.
**[02:19] Maki**
This will be a take.
**[02:26] Mitsugu**
It was supposed to be just
a little independent film.
**[02:30] Maki**
Feel this in your soul!
**[02:30] Mitsugu**
* Nobody expected it to turn into*
* such a grand undertaking.*
**[02:37] Mitsugu**
*It started one week ago.*
**[02:43] Chihiro**
A blood drive PV?
**[02:46] Mkai**
I believe posters and fliers
aren't nearly appealing enough.
**[02:51] Maki**
In order to reach the entire
student body, we need a video.
**[02:55] Maki**
Not just a banal PR video,
but a properly entertaining one.
**[02:59] Mai**
That sounds kind of fun.
**[03:02] Maki**
Naturally, it shall be
produced by the Cinema Club.
**[03:07] Kaoru**
Will we be involved?
**[03:09] Maki**
We would appreciate the Cosplay and
Dance Club's full cooperation.
**[03:12] Nami**
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
**[03:15] Jinko**
You'd better not fool around like
you did during the school festival.
**[03:19] Mitsugu**
You're one to talk.
**[03:21] Chihiro**
I get the gist of it.
**[03:23] Chihiro**
But if you're going to make a movie,
there are a few things you'll need first.
**[03:26] Chihiro**
Even if you don't pay the cast or staff
and use the Cinema Club's equipment,
**[03:31] Chihiro**
there're transportation fees, lunch
fees, beverages, and a snack bar.
**[03:36] Chihiro**
And if you're planning on
releasing it to the public,
**[03:38] Chihiro**
the studio fees required to put on the
finishing touches are nothing to sneeze at.
**[03:41] Maki**
I've already come up with an estimate.
**[03:43] Maki**
We'll spend two weeks filming, and the
total cost comes out to 482,520 yen.
**[03:49] Kaoru**
480,000 yen?
**[03:52] Nami**
Where are we going to
find that kind of money?
**[03:54] Jinko**
Pie in the sky. Castles in the air.
**[03:57] Jinko**
This is ridiculous.
**[03:58] Chihiro**
Just so you know, I don't
intend to pay a single cent.
**[04:04] Katsuno**
Thanks for waiting.
**[04:05] Maki**
How did it go?
**[04:07] Katsuno**
500,000 rounded up.
I had everyone pay in full.
***SIGN*** 500K Yen
**[04:12] All**
What?!
**[04:13] Nami**
Where did that idiot get that much money?
**[04:16] Kaoru**
I bet it was extortion.
**[04:18] Jinko**
That's a crime.
**[04:19] Kaoru**
Then he robbed a bank.
**[04:21] Nami**
Rumor is, Katsuno's actually
the son of a wealthy family.
**[04:25] Kaoru**
He got it from daddy.
**[04:27] Katsuno**
What are you squabbling about?
**[04:29] Katsuno**
I earned this money with my
blood, sweat, and fists.
**[04:33] Kaoru**
So it was extortion after all.
**[04:35] Katsuno**
This means I get to play
Mai-chan's boyfriend, right?
**[04:38] Maki**
A director never goes back on her word.
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
***SIGN*** Lie
**[04:43] Maki**
Anyway, we've met the conditions
required for production.
**[04:47] Maki**
Doctor Chihiro, as the Blood Donation
Club advisor and night school supervisor,
**[04:50] Maki**
I ask for your permission.
**[04:52] Chihiro**
Very well.
**[04:53] Chihiro**
However, I'm only canceling night
classes for five days so you can film.
**[04:58] Maki**
That's ridiculous!
**[05:00] Chihiro**
There's nothing ridiculous about it.
**[05:01] Chihiro**
"If you can't finish shooting in five days,
you wouldn't finish shooting in five years."
**[05:04] Chihiro**
A certain movie director once said that.
***SIGN*** Inu
**[05:07] Maki**
Well, whatever. Once filming starts,
a movie belongs to its director.
***SIGN*** Naive
**[05:15] Maki**
I'll now go over the staff and cast list.
***SIGN*** Meet Mai (Temp)
**[05:19] Maki**
Leading lady Dracula will be
played by Mai Vlad Transylvania.
**[05:23] Mai**
I look forward to working with everyone.
**[05:25] Maki**
Her fiancé will be played by Mitsugu Bambam.
**[05:27] Mitsugu**
*That's to be expected.*
**[05:29] Maki**
Mitsugu's senior who elopes with Mai
will be played by Masumi Katsuno.
**[05:33] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[05:35] Maki**
Costumes, Kaoru Konno.
**[05:37] Kaoru**
The Cosplay Club is finally up at bat again.
**[05:40] Maki**
Dance instruction, Nami Unten.
**[05:42] Nami**
Better than attending classes.
**[05:44] Maki**
Production manager, Jinko Sumida.
**[05:46] Jinko**
Stick to the schedule. Discipline on set.
**[05:49] Maki**
Executive producer,
Doctor Chihiro Chimatsuri.
**[05:54] Maki**
The Cinema Club will devote
all its energies to direction,
***SIGN*** Meet Mai (Temp)
**[05:57] Maki**
and production will be handled by
the Karate Club and all the rest.
**[06:00] Maki**
And I, Maki Watabe, shall be the director.
**[06:05] Maki**
We start shooting one week from now,
and we'll begin preparing today.
**[06:10] All**
Roger!
**[06:17] Mitsugu**
* Thus, amidst uncertainty and doubt,*
* the production of Maki's movie began.*
***SIGN*** FIRST DAY OF SHOOTING
**[06:38] Mitsugu**
Katsuno-senpai of the Blood Donation Club,
**[06:40] Mitsugu**
allow me to introduce our new member Mai.
**[06:43] Maki**
Cut!
**[06:45] Maki**
Okay. This will be a take.
**[06:48] Taguchi**
Okay.
**[06:49] Mitsugu**
Hey, listen.
**[06:51] Maki**
Oh, what a surprise.
**[06:52] Mitsugu**
What's going on with this movie's script?
**[06:55] Maki**
Since we only have five days to film,
we'll improvise and fix it in editing.
**[07:00] Maki**
All that exists is what we're shooting
that day, Jackie Chan-style.
**[07:05] Mitsugu**
But we don't even have today's script.
**[07:07] Maki**
We do. It's right in here.
**[07:10] Maki**
Even if I gave you a script,
**[07:12] Maki**
it's not like you have the ability to come
up with an acting plan or prepare for the role.
**[07:15] Mitsugu**
Yeah, but...
**[07:16] Maki**
There's more?
**[07:18] Mitsugu**
I feel like I've seen this
situation before somewhere.
**[07:23] Maki**
I'm surprised you've seen it.
***SIGN*** Day for Night
**[07:25] Maki**
It's from the 1973 French
movie *Day for Night*
**[07:32] Maki**
directed by François Truffaut.
**[07:34] Mitsugu**
The guy who played the scientist in
*Close Encounters of the Third Kind*?
***SIGN*** Close Encounters
of the Third Kind
**[07:37] Maki**
He's also an actor, but he's also one of
the great masters of the French New Wave.
**[07:41] Maki**
Though the movie primarily
takes place on film sets,
***SIGN*** Day for Night
**[07:44] Maki**
it's a masterpiece that's a little different
**[07:47] Maki**
from your standard Hollywood
behind-the-scenes movie.
**[07:49] Maki**
It stars English actress Jacqueline Bisset
**[07:52] Maki**
and handsome French actor Jean-Pierre
Léaud, who often worked with Godard.
**[07:57] Maki**
And the director in the movie
is played by Truffaut himself.
**[08:02] Maki**
By the way, the English title *Day for Night*
**[08:05] Maki**
refers to the cinematic technique of using filters
**[08:08] Maki**
to block out warm-colored light for night scenes.
**[08:10] Mitsugu**
I wasn't asking about that.
**[08:13] Maki**
The movie being shot within the film is a
cliché melodrama called *Meet Pamela*.
***SIGN*** Meet Pamela
**[08:20] Mitsugu**
In other words...
**[08:21] Maki**
I'm paying homage to that movie.
***SIGN*** Meet Mai
**[08:24] Maki**
So the title of this movie
will be *Meet Mai*.
**[08:27] Mitsugu**
Oh, I see—no, wait.
I wasn't asking about that.
**[08:30] Maki**
There's no point in telling you.
**[08:31] Mitsugu**
In the first place, isn't this movie
supposed to promote the blood drive?
**[08:35] Maki**
Regardless of the subject of the movie,
the director needs a personal theme.
**[08:41] Maki**
I'm a cinemaphile full of love for movies.
**[08:44] Taguchi**
We're on standby.
**[08:45] Maki**
This is a take.
**[08:47] Maki**
Katsuno!
**[08:48] Maki**
This is the scene where you and the heroine
**[08:50] Maki**
meet that foreshadows your eventual elopement.
**[08:54] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do!
**[08:56] Taguchi**
This is a take.
**[08:58] Club C**
*Meet Mai* scene number unknown,
cut number unknown. Take one.
**[09:03] Maki**
Ready, action!
**[09:10] Mitsugu**
Katsuno-senpai, allow me to
introduce our new member Mai.
**[09:14] Maki**
Cut!
**[09:15] Maki**
Camera B, are you getting
that closeup of Katsuno?
**[09:18] Club C**
Katsuno's missing.
**[09:19] Both**
What?
**[09:21] Katsuno**
Take this!
**[09:22] Katsuno**
I'm taking you with me!
**[09:27] Mitsugu**
He kidnapped Mai?!
**[09:30] Maki**
After them!
**[09:31] Chihiro**
That won't be necessary. Click.
***SIGN*** Censored
**[09:40] All**
Captain!
**[09:43] Chihiro**
I installed an anti-theft
self-destruct spark plug.
**[09:46] Maki**
Doctor, you installed
that in your own moped?
**[09:50] Mitsugu**
What if Mai is dead?
**[09:52] Chihiro**
That girl isn't that fragile.
**[09:58] Chihiro**
Since my moped was well-insured,
**[10:01] Chihiro**
starting next week I'll be
riding a brand new moped.
**[10:04] Mitsugu**
Miraculously, Katsuno survived,
***SIGN*** ° Insurance fraud is a crime.
**[10:07] Mitsugu**
but there was no trace of the
Vespa we'd been using to film,
**[10:10] Mitsugu**
and thus, the first day of shooting concluded.
***SIGN*** SECOND DAY OF SHOOTING
**[10:16] Mitsugu**
* Maki pulled herself together,*
* announced that starting today,*
**[10:20] Mitsugu**
* we'd return to a clean slate,*
* and filming resumed.*
**[10:23] Kaoru**
I'm finished with the stunt
double's makeup and costume.
**[10:26] Taguchi**
GoPro is ready.
**[10:29] Tsujimoto**
Projector is ready, as well.
**[10:30] Maki**
Attention!
**[10:33] Maki**
After eloping with Katsuno,
Mai attempts to return to her fiancé,
**[10:38] Maki**
but she speeds off a cliff
and meets her untimely demise.
**[10:42] Maki**
It's the most spectacular
scene of this movie.
**[10:44] Maki**
Let's keep this tight!
**[10:46] All**
Yeah!
**[10:48] Maki**
Stunt double on standby.
**[10:51] Jinko**
This is the only day we're
doing such an elaborate shoot.
**[10:55] Maki**
It's better than having
to travel to a location.
**[10:57] Maki**
We don't have the money for that.
**[10:59] Mitsugu**
Do you have a minute?
**[11:01] Maki**
What?
**[11:03] Mitsugu**
There's something I want to ask you.
**[11:05] Maki**
What is it?
**[11:06] Mitsugu**
This is called rear projection, right?
**[11:09] Maki**
What about it?
**[11:11] Mitsugu**
Since the vehicle isn't actually moving,
why do we need a stunt double?
**[11:17] Maki**
You think I'd risk putting
my lead actress in danger?
**[11:23] Mitsugu**
Danger? Where's the danger?
**[11:25] Mitsugu**
Aren't we just combining the actors'
performance with a projected image?
**[11:28] Maki**
Just shut up and watch this.
**[11:30] Maki**
Lights.
**[11:32] Maki**
Screen.
**[11:33] Tsujimoto**
Projection, start.
**[11:36] Maki**
Performance department, begin shaking.
**[11:39] Maki**
Okada, keep your head down.
**[11:41] Maki**
People will know you're a double.
**[11:44] Maki**
Lights, begin shaking.
**[11:52] Maki**
Camera.
**[11:53] Taguchi**
Camera rolling.
**[11:55] Maki**
Okay, action!
**[12:04] Maki**
Pyrotechnics, are you ready?
**[12:06] Club C**
Pyrotechnics ready.
**[12:07] Kaoru**
What are pyrotechnics?
**[12:09] Maki**
Fire!
**[12:18] Okada**
Mommy!
**[12:25] Maki**
We got a great shot.
**[12:27] Taguchi**
But this just looks like
Okada wearing a wig.
**[12:31] Maki**
We'll use digital synthesis to fix his face.
**[12:33] Jinko**
Where are we going to find
the budget for that?
**[12:36] Mitsugu**
*And so, the second day of filming concluded.*
***SIGN*** THIRD DAY OF SHOOTING
**[13:24] Mitsugu**
*Because Katsuno was stuck in a coma,*
**[13:27] Mitsugu**
* we began hastily filming scenes*
* without Katsuno first.*
**[13:33] Mitsugu**
* Katsuno and Mai have eloped and*
* greet the dawn at a motel.*
**[13:37] Mitsugu**
*Not wanting to be bothered by room service,*
**[13:40] Mitsugu**
* Mai leaves the remains of her*
* breakfast outside her door,*
**[13:43] Mitsugu**
*and a cat drinks milk from her dishes.*
***SIGN*** Soft Skin
**[13:46] Mitsugu**
Apparently, it's a recreation of a famous
scene from Truffaut's *Soft Skin*.
**[13:53] Maki**
Is the cat on standby?
**[13:55] Club B**
About that...
**[13:56] Maki**
Is there a problem?
**[13:58] Club B**
Well, actually...
**[13:59] Kaoru**
My kitty Tamasaburo ran away.
**[14:02] Maki**
He ran away?
**[14:03] Kaoru**
He's a serial escape artist.
**[14:06] Maki**
Why did you cast that cat?
**[14:09] Kaoru**
There isn't a pet owner who wouldn't
want to see their own kitty in a movie.
**[14:13] Maki**
Then take responsibility by finding him.
**[14:16] Kaoru**
I don't think that's possible.
**[14:17] Kaoru**
Once he escapes, he doesn't
return for a week.
**[14:20] Kaoru**
Why don't I take responsibility
by cosplaying a cat instead?
**[14:24] Maki**
My movie isn't a comedy.
**[14:26] Maki**
Find a replacement cat immediately.
**[14:28] Jinko**
Just so you know—
**[14:30] Maki**
You're here to tell me that we don't have
the budget for a professional cat actor, right?
**[14:33] Jinko**
As long as you're aware.
**[14:35] Tsujimoto**
Director, it's Kanbara-san.
**[14:37] Maki**
What about Kanbara?
**[14:39] Tsujimoto**
He captured a potential replacement cat.
**[14:47] Club C**
*Meet Mai*, scene unknown,
cut number unknown. Take one.
**[14:51] Maki**
Action!
**[14:59] Kanbara**
Go on, Micuras.
**[15:01] Kanbara**
Micuras, go. Micuras!
**[15:04] Maki**
Cut!
**[15:06] Club C**
Take two.
**[15:08] Maki**
Action!
**[15:19] Maki**
Cut!
**[15:21] Taguchi**
Director...
**[15:23] Maki**
We'll keep filming until it drinks.
**[15:53] Mitsugu**
* The cat never drank the milk,*
* and the third day of filming concluded.*
***SIGN*** FOURTH DAY OF SHOOTING
**[16:29] Mitsugu**
*On the fourth day of shooting,*
**[16:31] Mitsugu**
* we filmed the blood donation*
* charity ball with the Dance Club.*
**[16:37] Mitsugu**
*But Maki was under a lot of pressure.*
**[16:44] Maki**
*A director's job is to answer questions.*
**[16:48] Maki**
*To direct costumes and color.*
**[16:50] Maki**
* To apply the finishing touches*
* to props and makeup.*
**[16:53] Maki**
* They answer 20—no, 30 or*
* even 40 questions a day.*
**[16:57] Maki**
* It's not important whether the*
* answers are right or wrong.*
**[17:01] Maki**
* What's important is that they*
* keep answering questions.*
**[17:04] Taguchi**
This is a camera rehearsal.
**[17:07] Club C**
Music on.
**[17:09] Nami**
Two, three. Okay.
**[17:13] Katsuno**
Mai-sama!
**[17:17] Nami**
Hey, Katsuno!
**[17:19] Jinko**
Sexual harassment king!
**[17:22] Chihiro**
Out of the way!
**[17:32] Chihiro**
He may be obsessed, but Katsuno's
tenacity is exemplary.
**[17:37] Chihiro**
However, after all the sedative I injected
him with, he won't wake up for a week.
**[17:44] Mitsugu**
*However, Katsuno recovered by the next day.*
**[17:48] Taguchi**
We only have one day left.
**[17:50] Club B**
But we're low on funds and understaffed.
**[17:52] Club C**
If only we weren't working
with that meathead.
**[17:55] Tsujimoto**
If only he'd died on the first day.
**[17:57] Taguchi**
Will saying that now fix anything?
**[17:59] Taguchi**
We need constructive opinions.
**[18:01] Club C**
What does that mean?
**[18:03] Club B**
Please don't go after each
other with personal attacks.
**[18:06] Taguchi**
The Seijumonji High School Cinema
Club's honor is riding on this.
**[18:11] Club C**
Yeah, but...
**[18:13] Club B**
You crying about it won't fix anything.
**[18:16] Taguchi**
Just listen to me!
**[18:19] Club B**
Why are you being so tyrannical?
**[18:21] Taguchi**
You can't shoot a movie democratically!
**[18:23] Club C**
I'm sick of your principled nature!
**[18:26] Taguchi**
Oh, come on!
**[18:27] Club D**
I hope you all die!
**[18:29] Club C**
Die, die, die, die, die!
**[18:34] Maki**
Whether we like it or not,
we only have one day left.
**[18:40] Maki**
We'll alter the final scene.
**[18:44] Maki**
The Seijumonji High School Cinema Club's
**[18:47] Maki**
continued existence is riding
on tomorrow's shoot!
***SIGN*** FINAL DAY OF SHOOTING
**[19:02] Taguchi**
Director. Director.
**[19:05] Taguchi**
Director, we're on standby.
**[19:14] Maki**
Mitsugu.
**[19:16] Maki**
Don't turn around.
**[19:18] Maki**
We're making a few changes
to the final scene.
**[19:22] Maki**
Take this.
**[19:25] Mitsugu**
This isn't real, is it?
**[19:28] Maki**
Of course it's a film prop, idiot.
**[19:33] Maki**
You know how to use it, right?
**[19:36] Taguchi**
This is a take.
**[19:37] All**
This is a take.
**[20:01] Katsuno**
A-A Government?!
**[20:04] Mob A**
The new night school student
is the leading lady.
**[20:07] Mob B**
Shockingly, Masumi Katsuno
is playing opposite her.
**[20:10] Mob C**
That gorilla from the Karate Club?
**[20:10] Mob B**
Apparently, he paid for the
entire budget himself.
**[20:11] Mob D**
I heard the shoot was incredible.
**[20:13] Mob A**
Start the movie already.
**[20:14] Mob B**
Don't shout. The fire station will show up.
**[20:16] Mob F**
No, the police!
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Club and Cinema Club
First Joint Production
***SIGN*** Meet Mai
***SIGN*** Censored
**[20:26] Mob C**
No objections!
**[20:27] Mob E**
We've been waiting for you, Mai-chan!
**[20:38] Mitsugu**
Katsuno-senpai of the Blood Donation Club.
**[20:41] Mitsugu**
Allow me to introduce our new member Mai.
**[20:44] Katsuno**
Take this!
**[20:46] Katsuno**
I'm taking you with me!
***SIGN*** Censored
**[21:36] Katsuno**
Where the hell is Maki?!
**[21:38] Kaoru**
She fled a while ago.
**[21:46] Maki**
*A movie director must not fear failure.*
**[21:51] Maki**
* They need an indomitable spirit that*
* can get up after countless setbacks.*
**[21:55] Maki**
* Because that is what's*
* demanded of a director.*
***SIGN*** Episode 8 "Looong story..."
**[23:45] Chihiro**
Everyone has a secret.
**[23:49] Chihiro**
Naturally, I am no exception.
**[23:53] Chihiro**
Nothing's more expensive than free, idiots.
# E8 - Looong story...
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**[01:38] Chihiro**
Everyone has a secret.
**[01:44] Chihiro**
*Naturally, I am no exception.*
**[01:52] Chihiro**
*I had as many choices as there are stars.*
**[01:58] Chihiro**
*So what am I doing here?*
**[02:05] Chihiro**
* By day, I fight alone as advisor*
* to the Blood Donation Club.*
***SIGN*** Fight Alone
***SIGN*** Strenuous Effort
**[02:10] Chihiro**
*It requires strenuous effort.*
**[02:13] Chihiro**
* By night, I perform the backbreaking work*
* of being the night school's only teacher.*
***SIGN*** Backbreaking
**[02:19] Chihiro**
*It leaves me covered in wounds.*
***SIGN*** Covered in Wounds
**[02:22] Chihiro**
* When I think back on it,*
* my life has been unrewarding.*
**[02:27] Chihiro**
*If I'd been more honest back then,*
**[02:32] Chihiro**
* perhaps a different life*
* would've awaited me.*
**[02:37] Mitsugu**
They didn't have any pork buns.
**[02:41] Mitsugu**
What are you doing getting
worked up by yourself?
**[02:45] Chihiro**
Why did you show up all of a sudden?
**[02:47] Mitsugu**
All of a sudden?
**[02:48] Mitsugu**
You're the one who told me to
bring you something to eat.
**[02:51] Chihiro**
Oh, right. I'd completely forgotten.
**[02:55] Mitsugu**
I'm not your errand girl, you know.
**[02:59] Mitsugu**
It's rather inconvenient for
you to casually contact me.
**[03:02] Chihiro**
Now, now. Don't be so uptight.
**[03:06] Chihiro**
I spend my weekends doing research.
Put yourself in my shoes.
**[03:11] Mitsugu**
Don't you enjoy doing that?
**[03:13] Chihiro**
Who would enjoy this?
**[03:15] Chihiro**
I'm not like you, blood donation enthusiast.
**[03:18] Mitsugu**
By the way, why were you
talking to yourself?
**[03:22] Chihiro**
What? Did I say something?
**[03:25] Mitsugu**
You said something about
an unrewarding life.
**[03:28] Chihiro**
It was the cry of my heart.
**[03:32] Chihiro**
It's not something little
kids would understand.
**[03:34] Mitsugu**
Huh. Well, I'm not particularly
interested in understanding, anyway.
**[03:45] Mitsugu**
Memories?
**[03:48] Chihiro**
Don't touch that!
**[03:49] Chihiro**
This is my soul!
**[03:56] Maki**
Her soul?
**[03:58] Kaoru**
Sounds kind of fishy.
**[04:00] Naomi**
I bet it's something really expensive.
**[04:03] Mitsugu**
It might be something really rare.
**[04:07] Kaoru**
Might be? You were satisfied
with that and left?
**[04:10] Mitsugu**
She stuck it in the fridge and
locked it right after that.
**[04:14] Mitsugu**
And after finishing the cup noodles,
she had sweet buns and beer.
**[04:17] Kaoru**
Sweet buns and beer? Sounds nasty.
**[04:22] Maki**
Stop drifting off-topic
and answer my question.
**[04:27] Mitsugu**
I already told you, she wouldn't
tell me anything else about it.
**[04:32] Kaoru**
Sounds fishy.
**[04:33] Nami**
Definitely fishy.
**[04:35] Maki**
Maybe it's some kind of
monster's blood again.
**[04:41] Kaoru**
Or her ex's.
**[04:44] Mitsugu**
What did you just say?
**[04:46] Koaru**
Or her ex's.
**[04:49] All**
What?!
**[04:51] Mitsugu**
Her ex's blood?
**[04:53] Nami**
Definitely.
**[04:54] Maki**
And she has no sign of
a boyfriend at her age.
**[04:57] Mitsugu**
At her age? You know how old she is?
**[04:59] Maki**
Judging by her skin, I think she's over 40.
**[05:03] Mitsugu**
And she's got a bad back.
**[05:04] Makoru**
And she's got those magnifying glasses.
**[05:06] Maki**
I bet she's staying faithful to that man.
**[05:09] Mai**
What a wonderful story.
**[05:11] Mitsugu**
There's little point in us getting
excited over speculation.
**[05:15] Mitsugu**
But I've never seen that
color or thickness before.
**[05:19] Mitsugu**
Regardless of whose blood it is,
it's definitely a rare type.
**[05:24] Maki**
In that case...
**[05:31] Chihiro**
What do you mean,
you're all out with stomachaches?
**[05:35] Mitsugu**
I'm sorry.
**[05:36] Mitsugu**
We ate some pot stickers my
neighbor gave us together.
**[05:40] Chihiro**
Nothing's more expensive than free, idiots.
**[05:45] Chihiro**
They made me come here for no reason.
**[05:54] Kaoru**
That went well.
**[05:56] Nami**
I sent the boys a message
telling them class is canceled
**[05:58] Nami**
because the doctor has a stomachache.
**[06:00] Mitsugu**
Now we can investigate her secret
without anyone bothering us.
**[06:04] Mitsugu**
* More importantly, if it's high quality*
* blood, then it's surely nutritious, too.*
**[06:09] Mitusgu**
*I bet it'd be good for Mai.*
**[06:11] Mai**
I'm starting to get excited.
**[06:14] Maki**
Then let's also film this documentary
on Chihiro's true identity.
**[06:21] Maki**
Let's ri—
**[06:24] Jinko**
I don't think so.
**[06:27] Mitsugu**
What's wrong with you?
Don't scare us like that.
**[06:30] Nami**
There's no class today.
**[06:32] Kaoru**
Didn't you check your messages?
**[06:34] Jinko**
I'm not that easily deceived.
**[06:37] Shirt**
Sirloin
**[06:38] Katsuno**
Neither are we.
**[06:39] Kanbara**
Sharing is caring.
**[06:42] Okada**
Haven't you heard of the Antitrust Act?
**[06:44] Horita**
Let us join you.
**[06:46] Jinko**
I can't believe you canceled classes.
Just what are you planning?
**[06:52] Maki**
As long as you're all here,
could you handle the lights?
**[07:02] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[07:16] Mitsugu**
Chihiro installed a new lock.
**[07:20] Kanbara**
Captain, you're up.
**[07:22] Katsuno**
Got it.
***SIGN*** CRACK
***SIGN*** STING
**[07:31] Kaoru**
It didn't work.
**[07:32] Maki**
Seriously? We're not getting anywhere.
**[07:36] Mai**
Perhaps we should ask him.
***SIGN*** Franken-kun who will transfer
in Episode 10
**[07:41] Mai**
Franken, you're so wonderful.
**[07:46] Mitsugu**
Okay, that's enough.
**[07:49] Mitsugu**
Now then...
**[08:00] Chihiro**
"I thought this might happen."
**[08:03] Chihiro**
Haven't you guys heard of Shirou Sanada?
**[08:06] Mitsugu**
Doctor? I thought you left already.
**[08:09] Chihiro**
You thought I'd be fooled by that lie?
**[08:12] Chihiro**
How dare you underestimate me.
**[08:15] Mitsugu**
Don't be ridiculous.
**[08:17] Chihiro**
You're after this blood, aren't you?
**[08:21] Chihiro**
Even if nuclear war or a
peasant uprising broke out,
**[08:26] Chihiro**
I'd never let anyone take this blood.
**[08:30] Maki**
Please tell us about that blood
that's so important to you.
**[08:34] Maki**
As youngsters on their way to
becoming adults, offer us guidance.
**[08:38] Maki**
Please, doctor.
**[08:43] Chihiro**
If you insist.
**[08:45] Chihiro**
I hope you're prepared to listen all night.
**[08:49] Chihiro**
It's a long story...
**[09:00] Chihiro**
Our meeting was a shocking
and moving affair.
**[09:06] Chihiro**
I distilled old blood and made health
supplements using the residue.
**[09:12] Chihiro**
I sacrificed my youth for the
sake of that experiment.
**[09:17] (Flashback) Deliveryman**
Thanks again.
**[09:18] (Flashback) Chihiro**
You're late.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Chihiro**
How many hours does it take to
deliver a cutlet bowl, you...
**[09:28] (Flashback) Chihiro**
It's just falling in love.
**[09:32] Mitsugu**
That was quick.
**[09:33] Maki**
It certainly was shocking.
**[09:35] Chihiro**
Shut up and listen!
**[09:42] Chihiro**
He taught me what youth was.
**[09:49] Chihiro**
Annual pass: 59,000 yen
plus food and beverage costs.
**[09:53] Chihiro**
Arcade games: 35,600 yen
plus food and beverage costs.
**[09:58] Chihiro**
Traditional Japanese games: 124,500 yen
plus food and beverage costs.
**[10:04] Sign**
Chimidoro Bank
**[10:04] Sign**
Chihiro Chimatsuri-sama
**[10:07] Chihiro**
He taught me that youth is expensive.
**[10:14] Chihiro**
Then, one day...
**[10:16] (Flashback) Deliveryman**
Thanks again.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Jeez, you're late.
**[10:24] Chihiro**
He disappeared...
**[10:28] Sign**
Goodbye
**[10:28] Chihiro**
...along with my passbook and personal seal.
**[10:39] Chihiro**
After a year and eight
months of that, finally...
**[10:43] (Flashback) Chihiro**
It's done!
**[10:46] Chihiro**
It was the product of coincidence and a
miracle, but my hard work finally paid off.
**[10:53] Chihiro**
The supplement I made without
any trace of odd flavors, mold,
**[10:56] Chihiro**
or unwanted cultures provided enough
energy to run a thousand meters.
**[10:59] Mitsugu**
Where can we buy that?
**[11:02] Chihiro**
Shut up and listen until I'm finished!
**[11:11] Chihiro**
At that time, I was seeing a
man I'd met on a dating site.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Chihiro**
If I apply for a patent, I'll be
able to pay off all your debt.
**[11:23] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Then we can get married.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Tonio**
Indeed. We'll build a new
research lab together.
**[11:30] Chihiro**
He was a hematologist like me,
**[11:33] Chihiro**
but he carried a lot of
debt from caring for his parents.
**[11:38] Kaoru**
Debt?
**[11:39] Maki**
Seriously?
**[11:41] Nami**
This is starting to sound sketchy again.
**[11:45] (Flashback) Chihiro**
I don't want to leave tonight.
**[11:49] (Flashback) Tonio**
Chihiro...
**[11:53] (Flashback) Tonio**
Here's looking at you, kid.
**[11:56] Mitsugu**
I've heard that line before.
**[11:58] Maki**
It's from the 1942 American
film *Casablanca*.
**[12:03] Maki**
It's a line from the final scene of this immortal
masterpiece and is exceedingly famous.
**[12:08] Maki**
It stars Humphrey Bogart, and the
heroine is played by Ingrid Bergman.
**[12:13] Maki**
By the way, this beautiful actress was
born in Sweden and is known for—
**[12:25] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Promise me you'll return.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Tonio**
Of course.
**[12:33] Chihiro**
He left on a trip to pay off his debt.
**[12:38] Chihiro**
He made a promise to me.
**[12:41] Chihiro**
He promised he'd get fit and return with
a gift of rare and valuable blood.
**[12:56] Jinko**
Couldn't he have paid
off his debt at an ATM?
**[12:59] Maki**
Your story is full of anachronisms.
**[13:02] Mitsugu**
Are you going to tell us he never returned?
**[13:05] Kaoru**
He dumped you.
**[13:07] Maki**
It's marriage fraud.
**[13:08] Nami**
Happens all the time.
**[13:11] Chihiro**
The story is just beginning.
**[13:23] Chihiro**
I heard a rumor that he was living
in a village in the north.
**[13:32] Chihiro**
He must've lost his memory
in an accident or something.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Young Woman**
Three winters ago, I found him covered
in blood in front of my house.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Young Woman**
Apparently he'd been beaten
by some debt collectors.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Young Woman**
He regained consciousness, but his
rehabilitation took a long time.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Young Woman**
Every night, he deliriously
called a woman's name.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Chihiro**
He hasn't forgotten me.
**[14:48] (Flashback) Young Woman**
You must be Chizuru-san.
**[14:54] Mitsugu**
Chizuru?
**[14:55] Kaoru**
Who's Chizuru?
**[14:57] Jinko**
Does that mean there was another woman?
**[14:59] Mitsugu**
Or he remembered your name wrong?
**[15:02] Jinko**
Either way, he's awful.
**[15:04] Kaoru**
He totally dumped you.
**[15:06] Maki**
There's a movie that's not quite like this.
**[15:10] Maki**
And that movie is...
**[15:13] Maki**
Master director Vittorio De Sica's 1970
Italian/French/USSR joint production *Sunflower*.
**[15:22] Maki**
It stars Sophia Loren and
Marcello Mastroianni.
**[15:26] Maki**
In Japan, it's known as Sophia
Loren's greatest masterpiece,
**[15:30] Maki**
but personally, I prefer Lyudmila Savelyeva,
**[15:34] Maki**
who played Mastroianni's Russian wife.
**[15:38] Maki**
That aside, ultimately, it's marriage fraud.
**[15:41] Nami**
Happens all the time.
**[15:44] Mitsugu**
Well, there's also something wrong
with people who fall for it.
**[15:47] Chihiro**
Back then, I was an idiot focused
wholly on her research.
**[15:52] Mitsugu**
So, what happened to the supplement?
**[15:55] Mitsugu**
What does this story have to do
with the blood labeled "Memories"?
**[16:00] Chihiro**
Hold your horses.
**[16:01] Chihiro**
This is where things get crazy.
**[16:07] Chihiro**
He'd lost his memory and was living
a second life with a young woman.
**[16:13] Chihiro**
Not only that, but they had
a cute child together.
**[16:36] (Flashback) Tonio**
Chiaki...
***SIGN*** Chiaki...
**[16:38] (Flashback) Young Woman**
Who's Chiaki? Isn't she Chizuru?
**[16:42] (Flashback) Young Woman**
There's another woman besides
Chizuru, isn't there?
**[16:44] (Flashback) Tonio**
Wait. There's a reason for this.
**[16:49] (Flashback) Tonio**
Don't go, Chinami!
**[16:55] Kaoru**
Yet another woman.
**[16:57] Jinko**
Chinami.
**[16:58] Nami**
Chiharu.
**[16:59] Maki**
Chifuyu.
**[17:00] Mitsugu**
Maybe there'll be a Chiiko, too.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Young Woman**
Chiiko, we're leaving.
**[17:06] Mitsugu**
There really was one.
**[17:40] Chihiro**
Months passed.
**[17:43] Chihiro**
Once again I believed in miracles and
devoted myself to producing supplements.
**[17:49] (Flashback) Deliveryman**
Thanks again.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Chihiro**
You're late.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Chihiro**
How many hours does it take to
deliver a cutlet bowl, you...
**[18:00] (Flashback) Chihiro**
It's just falling in love.
**[18:05] Mitsugu**
Again?
**[18:06] Maki**
Zero ability to learn.
**[18:13] Chihiro**
He taught me that youth is eternal.
**[18:19] Chihiro**
Annual pass: 59,000 yen
plus food and beverage costs.
**[18:23] Mitsugu**
Okay, okay.
**[18:23] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[18:24] Maki**
We already heard that part.
**[18:26] Nami**
Hurry up and tie this story
to the "Memories" blood.
**[18:30] Mitsugu**
Before that, what happened
to the supplement?
**[18:33] Maki**
Did the debt collectors take it from you?
**[18:40] Chihiro**
I'm glad you asked.
**[18:42] Mitsugu**
Of course we asked.
**[18:45] Chihiro**
Several more months passed.
**[18:48] Chihiro**
Once again I believed in miracles and
devoted myself to producing supplements.
**[18:52] (Flashback) Tonio**
Thanks again.
**[18:53] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Shut up. I didn't order
anything for delivery.
**[18:58] (Flashback) Tonio**
You let me in because I said
was here to deliver something.
**[19:02] (Flashback) Tonio**
I'm back.
**[19:03] Mitsugu**
Again?
**[19:05] Tonio**
Chi...
**[19:06] Chihiro**
Tonio.
**[19:08] Mitsugu**
Tonio?
**[19:10] Chihiro**
What? I just remembered his name.
**[19:10] Sign**
An Tonio
**[19:15] (Flashback) Tonio**
I couldn't help what happened then.
**[19:18] (Flashback) Tonio**
Those debt collectors didn't believe
my story about the supplement.
**[19:22] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Where is it now?
**[19:24] (Flashback) Tonio**
I'm sorry. They threw it in the gutter.
**[19:29] (Flashback) Tonio**
They ganged up on me,
**[19:32] (Flashback) Tonio**
and while living with Chiemi after
she rescued me, this happened.
**[19:37] (Flashback) Tonio**
I made you wait all this time.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Tonio**
But I still—
**[19:42] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Don't say it.
**[19:44] (Flashback) Chihiro**
It's in the past now.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Chihiro**
This was destined to happen.
**[19:50] (Flashback) Tonio**
I couldn't keep our promise,
**[19:55] (Flashback) Tonio**
but the winter is cold.
***SIGN*** °No animals were harmed in the making of this film.
***SIGN*** Inu
**[20:04] (Flashback) Tonio**
Let's start over again, Chi... Chi...
**[20:07] (Flashback) Chihiro**
What about Chiiko-chan?
**[20:08] (Flashback) Chihiro**
Isn't she your child?
**[20:11] (Flashback) Chihiro**
I can't go back to how things were.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Deliveryman**
Thanks again.
**[20:15] (Flashback) Deliveryman**
Chi-chan, did you want kitsune
soba for a late night snack?
**[20:20] Kaoru**
You were still seeing him?
**[20:39] Chihiro**
If only I'd told him not to go then...
**[20:59] Chihiro**
Well? Pretty good story, right?
**[21:02] Mitsugu**
No. Listen, we'll give
up on the supplement—
**[21:06] Nami**
That's right. Whose blood
is the "Memories" blood?
**[21:09] Kaoru**
Yeah.
**[21:17] Chihiro**
Type A, type B, type O.
**[21:20] Chihiro**
None of them are rare or valuable,
**[21:22] Chihiro**
but it's the blood of those damn
bastards who wasted my youth.
**[21:28] Chihiro**
That plus all the rest of my youth
is contained in this one bottle.
**[21:38] Chihiro**
Listen to the lamentation
of my youth, damn it!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[21:44] Katsuno**
Is her long-winded story finally over?
**[21:46] Chihiro**
Die, bastards!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[22:00] Chihiro**
Everyone has a secret.
**[22:05] Chihiro**
And not necessarily just one.
***SIGN*** Episode 9 "Bolt Style"
**[23:46] Mitsugu**
I just happened to come
to this beach to swim.
**[23:51] Mitsugu**
Excuse me for asking, but is
there a doctor around here?
# E9 - Bolt Style
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***SIGN*** I never thought
***SIGN*** that I would encounter an XX-jellyfish (sic)
***SIGN*** in this place
**[02:08] Mitsugu**
* I just happened to come*
* to this beach to swim.*
**[02:12] Mitsugu**
* and was stung on the left*
* arm by a jellyfish.*
**[02:16] Mitsugu**
*I need to find a doctor as soon as possible.*
**[02:21] Mitsugu**
*My precious blood.*
**[02:24] Mitsugu**
* The blood I should be feeding*
* Mai is flowing out of me...*
***SIGN*** Capital Under Martial Law
**[03:00] Mitsugu**
Excuse me for asking, but...
**[03:02] Kanbara**
Ask us anything.
**[03:04] Okada**
After all, we're public servants.
**[03:06] Horita**
We're obligated to answer
the taxpayers' questions.
**[03:11] Kanbara**
By the way, this armored fighting
vehicle you're looking at...
**[03:15] Okada**
...is the Type 16 mobile combat
vehicle used by the Mobile Division,
**[03:19] Okada**
also known as the Mobile Brigade
of the Rapid Deployment Regiment,
**[03:24] Okada**
as well as by the Reconnaissance Combat
Battalions of Local Deployment Divisions.
**[03:26] Mitsugu**
Actually—
**[03:28] Kanbara**
Developed in 2007 to replace
tanks on some missions and reduce
**[03:34] Kanbara**
the number of tanks in service, as
well as improve redeployment speed,
**[03:37] Kanbara**
it officially entered service in 2016.
**[03:41] Okada**
Utilizing an independent suspension
system with four wheels
**[03:44] Okada**
on each side for a total of eight wheels,
**[03:46] Okada**
it comes equipped with a
Japanese-made 105 mm L/52 gun
**[03:49] Okada**
and 7.62 mm machine gun on
a fully rotating turret.
**[03:55] Okada**
Its firepower is equal to or even
greater than the Type 74's.
**[04:00] Mitsugu**
That's not what I—
**[04:02] Horita**
The Type 16 mobile combat vehicle
overcomes the low accuracy and recoil
**[04:07] Horita**
of conventional wheeled tanks with
its advanced fire-control system
**[04:12] Horita**
and vibration control technology.
**[04:15] Horita**
Its accuracy is high even
when firing on the move.
**[04:20] Mitsugu**
I'm not asking about that.
**[04:22] Mitsugu**
Is there a doctor around here?
**[04:24] Kanbara**
I see.
**[04:25] Okada**
In other words, you mean...
**[04:27] Horita**
You're looking for a doctor.
**[04:30] Mitsugu**
If you guys have any love at all
for Mai, then take me to a doctor.
**[04:38] Kanbara**
I see.
**[04:39] Okada**
I'm finally beginning to understand
what you're trying to say.
**[04:42] Horita**
In other words, this is
what you're asking us.
***SIGN*** Where can I find a doctor?!
**[04:51] Mitsugu**
Enough with the mean-spirited jokes!
**[04:54] Mitsugu**
You'd point your guns against
your own blood sister?
**[04:58] Mitsugu**
I could die here!
**[05:04] Mitsugu**
My precious blood is flowing out of my body.
**[05:09] Mitsugu**
Someone. Anyone.
**[05:11] Mitsugu**
Somebody tell me!
***SIGN*** Where can I find a doctor?!
**[05:17] Mitsugu**
I know. If I go to a school,
there might be a doctor there.
**[05:22] Mitsugu**
That's it.
**[05:34] Mitsugu**
Anyway, these railroad tracks
sure are difficult to walk on.
**[05:40] Mitsugu**
I'm beginning to feel impatient.
**[05:46] Mitsugu**
The flies. The flies...
**[05:52] Mitsugu**
The flies rub their hands and feet.
**[05:58] Mitsugu**
Strike not the fly that rubs its hands
**[06:06] Mitsugu**
and feet together.
**[06:28] Mitsugu**
This train arrived at just the right time,
**[06:32] Mitsugu**
but isn't it heading back towards
the direction I came from?
**[06:38] Kaoru**
Try sitting on the other side.
**[06:41] Kaoru**
Then you'll feel like you're traveling
in the opposite direction.
**[06:46] Mitsugu**
Now that you mention it, you're right.
**[06:49] Kaoru**
You don't even have to go to school
to learn about that principle.
**[06:52] Kaoru**
Everybody knows that.
**[06:54] Mitsugu**
That's right.
**[06:56] Mitsugu**
I need to remain pragmatic.
**[06:59] Mitsugu**
Despite being an otaku, you saved my life.
**[07:02] Kaoru**
What do you mean, "despite?"
**[07:16] Mitsugu**
This is the street corner where I started.
***SIGN*** Capital Under Martial Law
**[07:25] Mitsugu**
I've wasted so much time.
**[07:30] Mitsugu**
All right. In that case,
I'll thoroughly search the entire town.
**[07:36] Mitsugu**
No, in this case,
**[07:38] Mitsugu**
it's more grammatically correct to say I'll
"through-lilly" search the entire town.
**[07:51] Mitsugu**
Damn it! This neighborhood
is nothing but urologists!
**[07:54] Mitsugu**
I'm not an old man with
an enlarged prostate!
**[08:00] Mitsugu**
Anyway, this place is as
quiet as a ghost town.
***SIGN*** Blended Bath
**[08:12] Mitsugu**
What's this?
**[08:13] Mitsugu**
That's a sign for a public bath.
**[08:17] Mitsugu**
That's odd, though.
**[08:21] Mitsugu**
I feel like I've always known
about this public bath.
**[08:25] Mitsugu**
It feels so familiar.
**[08:30] Mitsugu**
That candy shop, too.
**[08:33] ---**
Hallelujah
***SIGN*** Tobacco
**[08:40] Mitsugu**
How nostalgic.
**[08:42] Mitsugu**
They're playing a game of menko.
**[08:44] Mitsugu**
But my generation shouldn't
know about that game.
**[08:50] Mitsugu**
You kids.
**[08:51] Mitsugu**
You seem to be playing Proletariat Detectives
**[08:54] Mitsugu**
versus Petite Bourgeoisie with Twenty Faces menko.
**[08:57] Kanbara**
So, what?
**[08:58] Okada**
You can't have our menko cards.
**[09:00] Horita**
If you want some,
you'll have to buy them yourself.
**[09:02] Mitsugu**
Perhaps I'll purchase that mask, then.
**[09:06] Kanbara**
Anyway, you...
**[09:08] Okada**
...look just like the old lady
attendant at the blended bath.
**[09:11] Horita**
You're practically identical.
**[09:13] Mitsugu**
Do we look that similar?
**[09:15] Mitsugu**
Wait, I'm a high school girl!
**[09:18] Kanbara**
Not just similar.
**[09:20] Okada**
When that old woman first
arrived in this town...
**[09:23] Horita**
She wanted menko cards, too, just like you.
**[09:26] Mitsugu**
How did she end up becoming
an attendant at the bath?
**[09:33] Mitsugu**
When did that happen?
**[09:38] Mitsugu**
Like me, she wandered into town,
**[09:43] Mitsugu**
and bought a bunch of masks and menko cards.
**[09:46] Mitsugu**
Then she said she wanted to take a bath,
so she was taken to the blended bath.
***SIGN*** Blended Bath
**[10:00] Nami**
The water's gotten worse recently.
**[10:03] Kaoru**
Your skin's starting to show its age.
**[10:05] Maki**
What about your flat chest?
**[10:07] Jinko**
You should get that looked at soon.
**[10:09] Nami**
Maybe I'll visit a urologist.
**[10:11] Maki**
What are you talking about?
**[10:12] Jinko**
The new urologist that opened up on 3-chome.
**[10:15] Maki**
Ah, the one with the macho
and handsome director.
**[10:18] Nami**
Looking at him every day
has anti-aging effects.
**[10:20] Kaoru**
Really?
**[10:21] Maki**
No, obviously not.
**[10:23] Jinko**
Quick and efficient Takatsu Clinic.
**[10:26] Nami**
They don't accept insurance.
**[10:27] Maki**
And it hurts.
**[10:28] Kaoru**
And it's expensive.
**[10:29] Nami**
Speaking of expensive,
there's that designer apartment complex.
**[10:32] Maki**
What are you talking about?
**[10:33] Jinko**
That new rental property on 4-chome.
**[10:37] Maki**
You mean that pointlessly green
building shaped like a toilet seat?
**[10:40] Nami**
Looking at it every day makes me feel
like a socialite with a hot body.
**[10:42] Kaoru**
Really?
**[10:44] Maki**
No, obviously not.
**[10:46] Nami**
Nothing's better than a bath
and a lymphatic massage.
**[10:49] Jinko**
Quick and efficient hormone therapy.
**[10:51] Maki**
It doesn't hurt.
**[10:52] Nami**
And it's free.
***SIGN*** Women's Bath
***SIGN*** Men's Bath
**[10:58] Mitsugu**
Until that old woman who looks like me
sat in the attendant's seat at the bath,
**[11:06] Mitsugu**
nobody sat in that seat.
**[11:09] Mitsugu**
Apparently customers visiting the baths
would sit in the attendant's seat.
**[11:15] Kanbara**
Truly.
**[11:17] Okada**
This is, without a doubt...
**[11:18] Horita**
Paradise.
**[11:20] Mitsugu**
They're right.
**[11:21] Mitsugu**
But why am I alone allowed to
enjoy this meaningless paradise?
**[11:26] Kanbara**
It's probably your past life.
**[11:29] Mitsugu**
What are you talking about?
**[11:31] Okada**
It's karma.
**[11:32] Horita**
Your fate from a past life.
**[11:34] Mitsugu**
You guys...
**[11:36] Mitsugu**
Do you guys actually...
**[11:39] Mitsugu**
Do you guys actually believe in past lives?
**[11:43] Kanbara**
If we didn't have past lives...
**[11:45] Okada**
...then we...
**[11:46] Horita**
...wouldn't be alive.
**[11:48] Mitsugu**
Why? Why wouldn't you be alive?
**[11:52] Kanbara**
Because if we didn't have past lives...
**[11:54] Horita**
...then we would be like...
**[11:56] Mitsugu**
Like what?
**[11:59] Horita**
Bathwater.
***SIGN*** Are you a ghost?!
**[12:05] Mitsugu**
So, what happened to the attendant
who looks like me after that?
**[12:10] Kanbara**
Nothing, really.
**[12:12] Horita**
She actually still sits...
**[12:13] Horita**
In the attendant's seat at the bath.
**[12:16] Kanbara**
She really does look like you, though.
**[12:18] Okada**
Even your voices are the same.
**[12:19] Horita**
You probably have similar
personalities, too.
**[12:21] Mitsugu**
Then I'll just have to enter the bath, too.
**[12:24] Kanbara**
What did you say?
**[12:25] Okada**
You can't do that!
**[12:27] Horita**
If you do that, something
terrible will happen!
**[12:30] Mitsugu**
What do you mean, "terrible"?
**[12:36] Kanbara**
Get Katsuno!
**[12:38] Okada**
Someone get Katsuno!
**[12:40] Horita**
Get Katsuno!
**[12:41] Mitsugu**
Don't bring that gorilla here!
**[12:45] Kanbara**
Didn't you need a doctor?
**[12:46] Okada**
A doctor!
**[12:47] Horita**
Weren't you looking for a doctor?
**[12:50] Mitsugu**
That doesn't matter anymore!
**[12:52] Mitsugu**
I'm going to sit in the attendant's
seat for no reason at all!
**[12:57] Kanbara**
If you...
**[12:59] Okada**
If you sit there...
**[13:00] Horita**
If you sit in the attendant's seat
for no reason at all, then...
**[13:41] Jinko**
Why are you acting like that?!
**[13:52] Sign**
Makkiriya
**[13:56] Mai**
Miss, come have a drink.
**[14:06] Mai**
Despite being penniless, you were
looking around for a doctor?
**[14:11] Mai**
How truly astonishing.
**[14:13] Mitsugu**
It's true that I'm looking for a doctor,
but I promise I'm not messing around.
**[14:20] Mitsugu**
If anything, having a drink at this place
and sulking in bed would be far easier.
**[14:27] Mitsugu**
Mai, do you work as a hostess here?
**[14:29] Mai**
I was sold here from Transylvania.
**[14:34] Mai**
I'm the unhappiest girl in the world.
**[14:37] Mitsugu**
So, tell me about your
parents who sold you off.
**[14:41] Mai**
My father comes from an
unaccomplished family.
**[14:44] Mitsugu**
Is he that man taking a bath over there?
**[14:50] Mai**
My unaccomplished father won't listen to me.
**[14:54] Mitsugu**
Is he really that unreasonable?
**[14:57] Mai**
He refuses to hear what I have to say.
**[14:59] Mitsugu**
And what about the master of
this house who bought you?
**[15:03] Mai**
The woman who bought me comes
from an unaccomplished family.
**[15:08] Mitsugu**
I have no idea what's going on.
**[15:10] Mitsugu**
Sounds like a rather
complicated relationship.
**[15:14] Mai**
Thank you for waiting.
**[15:24] Mitsugu**
You seem quite accustomed to working here.
**[15:27] Mitsugu**
What kind of name is Mai?
**[15:29] Mai**
I told you, my name is
Mai Vlad Transylvania.
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
In that case, Mai Vlad Transylvania-san,
would you like a drink?
**[15:38] Mai**
Hey, ma. Wanna drink?
**[15:41] Mitsugu**
That's an obscure reference.
**[15:44] Mai**
What I desire starts with the letter B.
**[15:47] Mitsugu**
Is that a riddle?
**[15:49] Mitsugu**
Starts with the letter B? Is it biscuit?
**[15:52] Mai**
I'm tired of eating biscuits.
**[15:54] Mitsugu**
B*ner? No, it couldn't be that.
**[15:57] Mitsugu**
I can't believe I said that!
**[16:00] Mitsugu**
This drink seems to turn
me into an indecent drunk.
**[16:04] Mai**
It's castor oil and water.
**[16:07] Mitsugu**
I see. There's no underage
drinking happening here.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[16:15] Mai**
What I desire is blood.
**[16:18] Mitsugu**
Mai, is blood all you think about?
**[16:22] Mitsugu**
For example, do you think
nothing of your circumstances?
**[16:26] Mai**
They are miserable.
**[16:27] Mitsugu**
You hardly seem miserable to me.
**[16:32] Mai**
I can't help that.
**[16:33] Mitsugu**
Don't you have anything more nuanced to say?
**[16:38] Mai**
Are you drunk on castor oil?
**[16:41] Mai**
I shall take good care of you.
**[16:43] Mitsugu**
That's all right. It seems my
behavior was a bit abrupt.
**[16:47] Mitsugu**
Rather, I get the feeling that I shouldn't
be sitting around here drinking.
**[16:52] Mitsugu**
Like I have something
more important to do...
***SIGN*** Blade Steak
**[16:57] Katsuno**
So you finally remembered.
**[16:59] Mitsugu**
Huh? Well, if it isn't Katsuno.
**[17:01] Katsuno**
Don't give me that crap!
**[17:03] Mitsugu**
Am I wrong?
**[17:04] Mai**
He's Katsuno of Shinden.
**[17:06] Mai**
Katsuno of Shinden?
**[17:08] Mai**
What does Katsuno of Shinden do?
**[17:10] Mai**
He's a delinquent of the
night school's class 2-B.
**[17:13] Mai**
A villainous and horrible man.
**[17:16] Mai**
Every day he comes to torment me.
**[17:19] Mai**
And when he doesn't, I'm made to stand here.
**[17:22] Katusno**
You two have found some nerve
recently, haven't you?
**[17:25] Mai**
I wouldn't know.
**[17:26] Mai**
Keep speaking to me like that,
and I'll tell Doctor Chihiro about it.
**[17:31] Katsuno**
You're from Tokyo, aren't you?
**[17:34] Mitsugi**
Probably, I think.
**[17:37] Katsuno**
Probably?
**[17:39] Mitsugu**
Apparently, it's still unclear
where this series is set.
**[17:42] Mitsugu**
Mai-chan, how much do I owe you?
**[17:45] Mai**
A mere five yen.
**[17:47] Mitsugu**
Really? After all I drank and ate?
**[17:51] Mitsguu**
That's super cheap. Lucky me.
**[17:55] Katsuno**
That can't be possible!
**[18:03] Mitsugu**
A flower.
**[18:05] Mitsugu**
It's a flower. A red flower.
**[18:09] Right**
Gyoza General
**[18:09] Left**
OB-GYN
**[18:12] Old Woman**
So, what kind of doctor are you looking for?
**[18:17] Mitsugu**
One who accepts insurance.
**[18:19] Mitsugu**
If possible, it's definitely necessary
that I find a female doctor.
**[18:22] Old Woman**
Then you should visit the
doctor in my building.
**[18:26] Mitsugu**
Ma'am, you made quite a bit
of money for yourself.
**[18:30] Mitsugu**
This building was constructed off of your
patented pot sticker making technique, wasn't it?
**[18:35] Mitsugu**
It was certainly innovative to mix garlic
into the skins of the gyoza itself.
**[18:41] Mitsugu**
However, my mother came up with the
idea before she left our home.
**[18:48] Old Woman**
Uh, oh.
**[18:50] Mitsugu**
Could it be that you're my mother?
**[18:55] Mitsugu**
That's who you are, isn't it?
**[18:58] Mitsugu**
You're my mother from before I was born.
**[19:01] Old Woman**
There's a reason for this.
**[19:06] Mitsugu**
What reason? Tell me.
**[19:10] Old Woman**
To do that, I must explain how the skins
of my special gyoza are made.
**[19:16] Old Woman**
But that would surely bore the audience.
**[19:23] Mitsugu**
I see. In that case, I
can't ask you about that.
**[19:35] Mitsugu**
Doctor Chihiro, please
perform surgery on me!
**[19:39] Chihiro**
Private or public, you don't belong here.
**[19:44] Chihiro**
I'm a insurance doctor who
specializes in blood.
**[19:47] Mistugu**
Please! This is no time to
argue about the details!
**[19:51] Mitsugu**
I might die of blood loss.
**[19:55] Mitsugu**
My precious blood...
**[19:57] Mitsugu**
Mai's blood!
**[20:00] Chihiro**
Fine, then. Perhaps I'll
play doctor with you.
**[20:04] Mitsugu**
What? Are you sure?
**[20:07] Mitsugu**
But I'm a girl.
**[20:09] Chihiro**
Fool! Of course not!
***SIGN*** SLAP SLAP SLAP
**[20:24] Mitsugu**
Doctor, you must be out of your mind!
**[20:29] Chihiro**
Shut up! Hold still!
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[20:40] Chihiro**
Looks like the surgery was successful.
**[20:43] Chihiro**
Listen closely. You mustn't
tighten that bolt.
**[20:47] Chihiro**
It'll stop the flow of your blood.
**[20:50] Mitsugu**
Doctor Chihiro, I didn't know
you could perform surgery, too.
**[20:53] Chihiro**
I simply utilized the bolt style.
**[20:56] Chihiro**
The world has progressed quite a bit.
**[21:04] Mitsugu**
* And so, we were able to prevent my precious*
* blood from spilling pointlessly.*
**[21:15] Mitsugu**
*All my blood exists to be given to Mai.*
**[21:22] Mitsugu**
* As long as I have this bolt, every last*
* drop of my blood belongs to Mai.*
**[21:32] Mitsugu**
* However, tightening this bolt*
* causes my left arm to go numb.*
**[21:40] Mitsugu**
*But don't read into it too deeply.*
**[21:44] Mitsugu**
* There's no deeper or secret meaning*
* behind it being my left arm.*
**[21:52] Fx**
RRRUMBLE
***SIGN*** This work is an homage to Tsuge Yoshiharu.
The dialogue and setting were inspired by *Screw Style*,
*Master of the Gensenkan Inn*, *Red Flowers*, and *The Girl of Mokkiriya*.
***SIGN*** Episode 10 "Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster"
**[23:45] Chihiro**
I know it's sudden, but allow me
to introduce our transfer student,
**[23:49] Chihiro**
Franken Yasohachi-kun.
**[23:52] Chihiro**
Play nice, everyone.
**[23:54] Mitsugu**
Doctor, you unplugged this, right?!
# E10 - Fiancé's a Frankenstein's Monster
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVN8N7/fiancs-a-frankensteins-monster)
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**[01:43] Sign**
Night School
**[01:54] Chihiro**
I know it's sudden, but allow me
to introduce our transfer student,
**[01:59] Sign**
Franken Yasohachi
**[01:59] Chihiro**
Franken Yasohachi-kun.
**[02:02] Chihiro**
Play nice, everyone.
***SIGN*** Okada
**[02:10] Okada**
Who is this guy?
***SIGN*** Kanbara
**[02:12] Kanbara**
Wow.
***SIGN*** Horita
**[02:14] Horita**
Yeah. I'm kind of impressed.
**[02:16] Maki**
You don't often get to see
guys who look like this.
**[02:19] Kaoru**
I bet he'd look great in a cosplay.
**[02:21] Nami**
How can you dress him up to
look even more like a cosplay?
**[02:24] Mitsugu**
* She's right. He's already got what's*
* almost a perfect Frankenstein look.*
**[02:29] Chihiro**
Yasohachi-kun, you'll sit in the very back.
**[02:42] Chihiro**
Did he pass out because he was so nervous?
**[02:45] Chihiro**
For such a big guy, he's quite the coward.
**[02:58] Mai**
He just ran out of power.
**[03:00] Mitsugu**
Power?
**[03:02] Nami**
Which means...
**[03:05] Kaoru**
He's a robot.
**[03:06] Mai**
No, he's quite close to human.
**[03:10] Mai**
But he's not human.
***SIGN*** Okada
**[03:12] Okada**
Mai-chan, how do you know that?
**[03:15] Mai**
I only just now remembered...
**[03:20] Mai**
...but I believe he's my fiancé.
**[03:24] All**
What?!
**[03:26] Mitsugu**
Who forgets that?
**[03:28] Mai**
I didn't notice since he's
been improved here and there.
**[03:35] Mai**
But this warped look in his eyes...
**[03:38] Mai**
I'm almost certain it's him.
**[03:40] Chihiro**
Not human, huh?
**[03:44] Chihiro**
Then it's time for our transfer
student's medical examination.
**[03:51] Chihiro**
Take him to the infirmary.
**[03:59] Mitsugu**
Doctor, should you be
drawing that much blood?
**[04:03] Maki**
Yeah. He may be a big man, but...
**[04:06] Chihiro**
Don't worry.
**[04:08] Chihiro**
He's already dead.
**[04:10] All**
What?
**[04:13] Mitsugu**
What do you mean?
**[04:15] Chihiro**
I mean he's no longer a living human.
***SIGN*** Plate
**[04:19] Chihiro**
Medically speaking, he's a corpse that's
been dead for over a hundred years.
**[04:24] All**
What?!
**[04:25] Mitsugu**
Which means he's a giant zombie?
**[04:28] ---**
**[04:30] Chihiro**
Quit reacting to everything we say!
**[04:33] Kaoru**
But he's a zombie...
**[04:36] Chihiro**
Not a zombie.
**[04:38] Chihiro**
He's an externally powered golem.
***SIGN*** Externally Powered Golem
**[04:43] Chihiro**
I've identified at least
20 different types of DNA.
**[04:49] Chihiro**
Which means he's composed of
a whole platoon of humans.
**[04:56] Chihiro**
The left and right lobes of his
brain came from different people.
**[04:59] Chihiro**
I'm not even sure his cerebellum
and brain stem came from mammals.
**[05:04] Chihiro**
In other words, he's a monster.
**[05:07] All**
A monster?!
**[05:10] Mitsugu**
Why did he transfer to our school?
**[05:13] Mitsugu**
More importantly, why is
that monster Mai's fiancé?
**[05:18] Mitsugu**
Mai, there's an explanation for this, right?
**[05:20] Mai**
Yes, but it's a long story.
**[05:23] Mai**
If I abridge the story
and skip the details...
**[05:26] Mitsugu**
No! Don't abridge or skip anything!
**[05:29] Mitsugu**
Tell me everything there
is to know about it!
**[05:34] Mai**
Very well. In that case, I
shall tell you everything.
**[05:46] Mai**
A long, long time ago,
when I was still young,
**[05:51] Mai**
I was relaxing on vacation
one sunny spring afternoon.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Stepmom**
You little shit!
**[05:56] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Why won't you listen to anything I say?
**[05:59] Mitsugu**
Wait, time out.
**[06:00] Mitsugu**
Would that stepmother be Rebeus,
your father's 48th wife?
**[06:07] Mai**
No, at that time he was married to his 21st
wife, a horrible woman named Claudia.
**[06:13] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Who are you calling
horrible, you ugly bitch?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Who taught you those vulgar words?
**[06:19] (Flashback) Mai**
Shut up! There isn't a woman in
this world more vulgar than you!
**[06:23] (Flashback) Dad**
Now, now, you two.
**[06:25] (Flashback) Dad**
Why don't you clean this mess up together?
**[06:28] (Flashback) Stepmom**
How dare you act like a bystander?
**[06:30] (Flashback) Stepmom**
She grew into an impudent
child despite her size
**[06:34] (Flashback) Stepmom**
because you and your previous
wives didn't raise her properly.
**[06:37] (Flashback) Dad**
Mai's actually a kind girl at heart.
**[06:40] (Flashback) Dad**
You understand that, don't you?
**[06:41] (Flashback) Stepmom**
Okay, okay. I get it. I'm going
shopping for Hermes bags.
**[06:45] (Flashback) Dad**
Oh, you're hopeless!
**[06:47] Mai**
Eventually I ran out of patience
with my father's constant ogling.
**[06:53] Mai**
My heart had been deeply wounded,
so in order to mend my heart,
**[06:57] Mai**
I courageously ran off into
the wilderness all by myself.
**[07:04] (Flashback) Mai**
Kill her, don't kill her.
**[07:07] (Flashback) Mai**
Kill her, don't kill her.
**[07:10] Sign**
No Bolt
**[07:16] (Flashback) Mai**
Oh, my. What a funny face.
**[07:18] (Flashback) Mai**
I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
**[07:21] (Flashback) Mai**
Thanks. You can have this.
**[07:25] Mai**
And that's how we became engaged.
**[07:35] Mitsugu**
Uh, Mai?
**[07:37] Mitsugu**
I don't understand how
that's what happened next.
**[07:42] Mai**
In vampire society, the act of giving a
person a flower is a marriage proposal.
**[07:47] Mitsugu**
I see.
**[07:49] Mitsugu**
Wait, this is no time to be impressed!
**[07:52] Maki**
But speaking of a vampire's
forbidden love...
**[07:56] Kaoru**
That's widely considered to be
their eternal rivals, werewolves.
**[08:00] Nami**
I'm amazed your parents gave you their
blessing to marry this monster.
**[08:03] Maki**
They probably would've approved
of anyone willing to marry her.
**[08:07] Jinko**
That's right. Some parents are okay with
any partner, as long as they're human.
**[08:11] Maki**
It's not even clear if he's
actually human, though.
**[08:13] Right**
Hey, Boss!
**[08:13] Left**
Congratulations
on Your Wedding!!
**[08:14] Mai**
From my stepmother's perspective, it meant
the removal of a source of her troubles,
**[08:17] Mai**
and my father probably thought a golem
was better than me marrying a werewolf.
**[08:24] Mitsugu**
*Even I can accept that.*
**[08:26] Mitsugu**
*Anyway, I can't believe Mai had a fiancé.*
**[08:31] Katsuno**
I won't allow it!
**[08:33] Katsuno**
I'll never allow it!
**[08:35] Katsuno**
Of all people, why does Mai-chan
have to be engaged to this oddity?
**[08:39] Mitsugu**
You're pretty odd yourself.
**[08:40] Katsuno**
He gets to do whatever he wants
to her, whenever he pleases!
**[08:45] All**
So jealous!
**[08:51] Jinko**
What are you fantasizing about, you brute?
**[08:54] Chihiro**
While you guys were chewing the fat,
I think I did a pretty good job over here.
**[09:00] Mitsugu**
What? Doctor, did you do something again?
**[09:07] Mitsugu**
I feel like his groans have powered up.
**[09:12] Chihiro**
I did what's expected of me
as a public health doctor.
**[09:16] Chihiro**
In his existing state, his capacity for
self-propulsion was rather limited.
**[09:21] Chihiro**
I added an additional internal
battery and buffer.
**[09:25] Chihiro**
Now he can move for three minutes
after three hours of charging.
**[09:29] Mitsugu**
Just three minutes?
**[09:31] Chihiro**
More than that requires
an external power source.
**[09:38] Chihiro**
Shut up!
**[09:39] Chihiro**
You don't get to complain!
***SIGN*** Celebrating Franken Yasohachi's Transfer
**[09:43] Mitsugu**
*And so, with a group photo taken by Maki,*
**[09:49] Mitsugu**
*who wasn't too proud to use her camera timer,*
**[09:52] Mitsugu**
* Franken Yasohachi was*
* recognized as our classmate.*
**[09:56] Mitsugu**
* At the time, none of us mortals*
* imagined that this large*
**[10:00] Mitsugu**
* but useless creature possessed*
* an incredible power.*
**[10:05] Mitsugu**
* As long as Franken was charged,*
* he was unstoppable.*
***SIGN*** Unstoppable
**[10:11] Mitsugu**
* His lower body was apparently*
* assembled from human athletes.*
**[10:15] Mitsugu**
*He could run 100 meters in 8.5 seconds.*
**[10:20] Mitsugu**
* His running long jump easily*
* cleared ten meters,*
**[10:24] Mitsugu**
* and on the triple jump he set*
* a menacing 30-meter record.*
**[10:30] Mitsugu**
*If he had been a living human,*
**[10:31] Mitsugu**
* he would've won five gold metals*
* in Olympic track and field events.*
**[10:36] Mitsugu**
* And his upper body was assembled*
* from several wrestlers.*
**[10:41] Mitsugu**
* Furthermore, his brain was comprised*
* from a collection of several geniuses.*
**[10:46] Mitsugu**
* On any instrument he touched he could*
* play Mozart, Chopin, or Sarasate.*
**[10:51] Mitsugu**
* He knew everything that was to*
* know on the theory of relativity,*
**[10:53] Mitsugu**
*quantum mechanics, string theory.*
**[10:56] Mitsugu**
* His reflexes allowed him to quickly beat*
* the newest version of Super Mario.*
**[11:03] Mitsugu**
* Despite lacking a license,*
* his driving skills were exceptional,*
**[11:08] Mitsugu**
* even greater than the Demon*
* of the Pass or Initial D.*
**[11:14] Mitsugu**
But there was a problem...
**[11:18] Chihiro**
Since he has a complete digestive tract,
he surely eats and drinks like a normal person.
**[11:24] Chihiro**
He's powered by electricity,
**[11:26] Chihiro**
so biologically speaking,
it's a meaningless act of consumption.
**[11:29] Chihiro**
It's similar to how Mai likes pot stickers
despite subsisting on only blood.
**[11:34] Mai**
Extra garlic, please.
**[11:37] Chihiro**
Who said I was ordering
any food for delivery?
**[11:40] Chihiro**
By the way, his genitals include
some non-standard parts.
**[11:45] Chihiro**
Look.
**[11:46] All**
What?!
**[11:50] Chihiro**
Because this image is R-rated,
I can't show it to minors.
**[11:55] Chihiro**
But I'm certain its
composition is exceptional.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[12:13] Chihiro**
He looks like a healthy young man to me.
**[12:16] Kaoru**
I'd be terrified if he
forced himself onto me.
**[12:19] Maki**
I doubt he'd be interested in you.
**[12:22] Nami**
Ugh. Another annoying man to deal with.
**[12:25] Jinko**
Men truly are the worst.
**[12:28] Chihiro**
If it comes down to it,
you can just unplug him.
**[12:32] Chihiro**
He's extremely safe.
**[12:35] Mitsugu**
You're kidding! He's extremely dangerous!
**[12:38] Katsuno**
Shut up! Unplug that thing immediately!
**[12:42] Katsuno**
While you're at it, castrate him, too!
**[12:47] Chihiro**
He's way better than you uncontrollable lot.
**[12:51] Chihiro**
He may be a monster, but now that he's your
classmate, try to get along with him.
**[12:55] Mitsugu**
Then why not at least draw some
more blood to calm him down?
**[12:59] Mitsugu**
Don't you need more blood samples?
**[13:01] Chihiro**
I'm not interested in the blood of corpses.
**[13:04] Mitsugu**
You can be so stubborn.
**[13:06] Mitsugu**
You're the one asking us to
play nice with a corpse.
**[13:11] Maki**
By the way, where did he come
from? Where will he go?
**[13:15] Chihiro**
According to his transfer form,
his home address, postal code,
***SIGN*** Student Transfer Form
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Franken Yasohachi
***SIGN*** yr
***SIGN*** Class
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Date of Birth:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Residence:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Guardian:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Date of Transfer:
***SIGN*** Transferring To:
***SIGN*** Unknown
***SIGN*** Date of Transfer:
***SIGN*** Transferring From:
***SIGN*** Unknown
**[13:21] Chihiro**
phone number, email address,
and guardians are all unknown.
**[13:26] Mitsugu**
Just so you know, I'm not
letting him live at my house.
**[13:30] Kaoru**
But he's Mai-chan's fiancé.
**[13:33] Mitsugu**
I don't care if he's her
fiancé or a pickled fish!
**[13:35] Mitsugu**
I'm not interested in living with a corpse!
**[13:38] Jinko**
Mai-chan, are you okay with that?
**[13:40] Mai**
My parents arranged my engagement for me.
**[13:44] Maki**
You heard her.
**[13:49] Mitsugu**
* And so, we decided to keep*
* him unplugged inside a locker*
**[13:52] Mitsugu**
* in the school infirmary*
* outside of school hours.*
**[13:56] Mitsugu**
*He was treated worse than a Roomba.*
**[14:03] Mitsugu**
*And then, that fateful night arrived.*
**[14:17] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[14:17] Sign**
Night School
**[14:35] Mitsugu**
I'm glad today was another quiet day.
**[14:39] Mitsugu**
Maybe happiness is an uneventful life.
**[14:43] Mitsugu**
Hey, Mai. Don't you think we
resemble a married couple?
**[14:47] Mai**
A married couple? What do you mean?
**[14:51] Mitsugu**
Uh, nothing.
**[15:00] Sign**
Franken 88
AV Plus/Berserker Mode
**[15:08] Mitsugu**
Hey, Mai. You'll catch a cold if you
don't sleep inside your closet.
**[15:18] Mai**
But I'm lonely by myself.
**[15:20] Mitsugu**
What? But...
**[15:23] Mai**
Daddy...
**[15:24] Mitsugu**
Daddy?
**[15:26] Mitsugu**
Oh, she's just half-asleep.
**[15:31] Mitsugu**
Okay, okay. Daddy's here.
**[15:33] Mitsugu**
Now let's get you changed
so you can go to bed.
**[15:37] Mai**
Okay.
**[15:43] Franken**
Mai.
**[15:49] Mai**
Daddy...
**[15:51] Mai**
I can't get this button undone.
**[15:54] Mitsugu**
You're hopeless.
**[16:10] Mitsugu**
Franken...
**[16:13] Mai**
Daddy?
**[16:22] Franken**
Love... Mai...
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[16:35] Mitsugu**
This isn't good. Let's run for it, Mai.
**[16:38] Mai**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Franken 88
AV Plus/Hulk Mode
**[17:19] Mitsugu**
He's huge.
**[17:21] Mitsugu**
He's Franken Hulk now.
**[17:26] Franken**
Mai.
**[17:34] Kaoru**
This looks like a job for the security team.
**[17:36] Maki**
I can't miss this opportunity.
**[17:38] Jinko**
So, what are we going to
do about that monster?
**[17:40] Nami**
We'll call in some Okinawan
guardian lions or something.
**[17:44] All**
Wow!
***SIGN*** The Trio
***SIGN*** Katsuno
**[17:46] Katsuno**
It truly is *Beauty and the Beast*.
**[17:48] Maki**
No, more like *The War of the Gargantuas*.
**[17:50] Maki**
Or rather, *Frankenstein Conquers the World*.
**[18:01] Mai**
I'll persuade Franken to stop.
**[18:04] Mai**
After all, he's looking for me.
**[18:06] Mitsugu**
You can't do that.
**[18:08] Mitsugu**
I won't hand you over to that monster.
**[18:12] Announcer**
*The monster is approaching
the building we're inside.*
**[18:18] Announcer**
*Goodbye, everyone!*
**[18:23] Chihiro**
Who's calling?
**[18:25] Mitsugu**
*Doctor, you unplugged him, right?*
**[18:28] Chihiro**
Is that something you should be asking
your teacher in the middle of the night?
**[18:32] Mitsugu**
*Are you still half-asleep?*
**[18:34] Mitsugu**
Franken has grown huge and
is destroying the city!
**[18:38] Mitusgu**
If we don't do something soon,
something terrible could happen!
**[18:41] Chihiro**
Something terrible already is happening.
**[18:44] Chihiro**
Perhaps we could...
**[18:46] Chihiro**
*use that bolt on top of his head.*
**[18:49] Chihiro**
*I thought it was just for decoration,*
**[18:52] Chihiro**
*but it might be an emergency power supply.*
**[18:57] Mitsugu**
It's like a lightning rod?
**[19:01] Chihiro**
* That bolt allowed him to charge himself*
* using lightning and activate himself.*
**[19:07] Chihiro**
*The problem is his brain.*
**[19:10] Mitsugu**
*His brain?*
**[19:11] Chihiro**
Golems are typically made using the
bodies of criminals sentenced to death.
**[19:17] Chihiro**
Genius or not, he's made up of a
collection of dangerous criminals.
**[19:23] Mitsugu**
Which means...
**[19:26] Chihiro**
In his current state, his destructive body
and wicked brain make him a literal monster.
**[19:33] Mitsugu**
Spare me the analysis and
do something about him!
**[19:37] Chihiro**
* Should we feed Mai the Salamander's*
* blood and have her fight him?*
**[19:42] Chihiro**
* Otherwise we'll have to call*
* in the SDF's Maser Cannon.*
**[19:46] Chihiro**
Either way, it's more than a single
public health doctor can handle.
**[19:52] Chihiro**
I'm going to sleep.
**[19:54] Mitsugu**
*What? Hey, wait!*
**[19:57] Chihiro**
Once his charge runs out,
he'll stop moving eventually.
**[20:01] Mitsugu**
*But the city will be destroyed before then!*
**[20:05] Chihiro**
* Oh, right. I believe that bolt*
* on his head could be moved.*
**[20:11] Chihiro**
*You might be able to turn him off.*
**[20:15] Chihiro**
*Good luck.*
**[20:18] Mitsugu**
She hung up.
**[20:19] Mitsugu**
She's so irresponsible.
**[20:28] Mitsugu**
Mai, we're aiming for the bolt
on top of Franken's head.
**[20:32] Mai**
Got it. Leave it to me.
**[20:48] Mai**
Oh, no!
**[20:50] Mitsugu**
It's all right.
**[20:51] Mitsugu**
Due to how his body is constructed, he can't
reach the top of his head with his own hands.
**[20:55] Mai**
Lucky us.
**[20:57] Mitsugu**
Okay, let's turn this thing.
**[20:59] Mai**
Got it. I'll help you.
**[21:02] Mitsugu**
Turn!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Insulated
**[22:03] Chihiro**
The snail's on the thorn;
**[22:06] Chihiro**
God's in His heaven,
**[22:10] Chihiro**
all's right with the world!
***SIGN*** Episode 11 "A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery"
**[23:45] Mitsugu**
This remote tropical island
is known only to a select few
**[23:48] Mitsugu**
and completely unknown to
those unfamiliar with it.
**[23:52] Mitsugu**
The last paradise on earth,
not found on any map.
**[23:56] Mitsugu**
Unbaba Island.
# E11 - A Midsummer Night's Operation: Mystery
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGDQD8/a-midsummer-nights-operation-mystery)
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**[01:39] Mitsugu**
* This remote tropical island*
* is known only to a select few*
**[01:42] Mitsugu**
* and completely unknown to*
* those unfamiliar with it.*
**[01:46] Mitsugu**
* The last paradise on earth,*
* not found on any map.*
**[01:49] Mitsugu**
*Unbaba Island.*
**[01:59] Mitsugu**
* This heavenly sight would*
* excite anyone, not just men.*
**[02:05] Mitsugu**
* Unbaba Island is the site of the*
* Blood Donation Club's training camp.*
**[02:11] Mitsugu**
*The midsummer sun, blue seas, white beaches,*
**[02:15] Mitsugu**
* and beautiful young women clad in swimwear*
* essential to any summer seaside.*
**[02:24] Mitsugu**
*Though there are some oddballs present, too.*
**[02:27] Mitsugu**
*And some we could've done without.*
**[02:31] Mitsugu**
*And creepy ones.*
**[02:34] Mitsugu**
* However, either way, the Blood Donation Club*
* has this marvelous beach all to itself.*
**[02:43] Mitsugu**
* Our path to this intoxicating world*
* started with a certain website...*
**[02:50] Sign**
School Infirmary
**[02:50] Sign**
Blood Donation Club (Temp)
**[02:51] Chihiro**
A training camp?
**[02:54] All**
Yes, ma'am.
**[02:55] Chihiro**
A Blood Donation Club's training camp?
**[02:59] Chihiro**
Are you going to train with syringes?
**[03:01] Chihiro**
You need government
certification to use these.
**[03:06] Chihiro**
Find the vein beneath the skin,
take aim, and plunge it in.
**[03:11] Chihiro**
Stimpak!
**[03:13] Chihiro**
Rather, gently slide the needle in.
**[03:18] Chihiro**
Words can't describe that moment of bliss.
**[03:21] Chihiro**
Did you think a bunch of high school
students would get to do that, you fools?
**[03:25] Mitsugu**
That's not what I had in mind.
**[03:27] Kanbara**
Doctor, a club training camp...
**[03:29] Horita**
Takes place on a summer beach in Okinawa.
**[03:31] Okada**
Club members dress in swimwear...
**[03:33] All**
...and enjoy good clean fun
with the opposite sex.
**[03:37] Jinko**
I'll kick you brutes out of the club!
**[03:39] Mitsugu**
Again, that's not what I had in mind.
**[03:41] Kanbara**
Once night falls...
**[03:43] Horita**
We'll party and drink beer.
**[03:44] Okada**
And have fun horsing around.
**[03:46] Nami**
Not that.
**[03:48] Maki**
We'll enjoy discussing our youth.
**[03:50] Kaoru**
And deepen our friendship through
cheerful club activities.
**[03:53] Chihiro**
In other words, you want to
go on a trip and cut loose.
**[03:59] All**
Exactly.
**[04:00] Chihiro**
Fools!
**[04:03] Chihiro**
We don't have the budget for that.
**[04:06] Chihiro**
We were just barely able to
establish a night school.
**[04:08] Chihiro**
Not only that, but the school
hasn't given a single cent
**[04:12] Chihiro**
to this educationally useless
Blood Donation Club.
**[04:22] Chihiro**
You're not listening!
***SIGN*** Tours
***SIGN*** CTC The Chimidoro travel company that supports your travels
***SIGN*** Currently Running Campaign
***SIGN*** Recommendations
**[04:27] Chihiro**
Well, if it isn't a travel agency website.
**[04:31] Mitsugu**
I've been trying to tell you that
Kaoru found us a good deal.
**[04:35] Kaoru**
Now's your chance, miss.
**[04:38] Koaru**
Click.
**[04:39] Sign**
Tropical Deserted Island
**[04:40] Okata**
A tropical dessert island?
**[04:42] Horita**
"Deserted" island, you idiot.
**[04:43] Kanbara**
Can't you read?
**[04:45] Sign**
Paradise by the Sea
**[04:46] Okata**
Paradise by the See?
**[04:48] Horita**
Wrong "sea."
**[04:49] Kanbara**
Could you stop making jokes that don't
make sense without onscreen text?
***SIGN*** Life
**[04:52] Okada**
Wash away your life's troubles.
**[04:53] Kaoru**
The whole thing, all at once.
**[04:56] Maki**
One week on an unmapped desert island.
**[04:59] Nami**
All meals are covered at a rate
of 10,000 yen per person.
**[05:03] Jinko**
First come, first served.
Limited to first 12 customers.
**[05:06] Jinko**
Campaign running now.
**[05:08] Chihiro**
That's cheap. Or rather, super cheap.
No, insanely cheap.
**[05:13] Mitsugu**
Right?
**[05:13] Mai**
I'm definitely going.
**[05:16] Kaoru**
I'm going.
**[05:17] Nami**
I'd be willing to visit a tropical island.
**[05:19] Maki**
I'll be coming along for the Cinema Club's
first overseas on-location shoot.
**[05:24] Jinko**
Men and women camping together on a
tropical island is a potential minefield.
**[05:27] Jinko**
I'll keep close watch over everyone.
***SIGN*** Tongue
**[05:30] Katsuno**
The only thing to do is go.
**[05:32] Mitsugu**
You're coming, too?
**[05:34] All**
Monsters can't come.
**[05:36] All**
Don't discriminate.
**[05:37] Chihiro**
Shut up, all of you.
**[05:39] Chihiro**
It goes without saying that the club advisor
**[05:41] Chihiro**
is required to participate
in any training camps.
**[05:43] Chihiro**
I'll have to join you, as well.
**[05:46] All**
Yeah!
**[05:48] Mitsugu**
* And that's how we wasted no time*
* planning our training camp.*
**[05:52] Mitsugu**
* Perhaps we should've noticed at this point*
* that there was reason it was so cheap,*
**[05:57] Mitsugu**
* and that Heaven and Hell were just*
* one step away from each other.*
**[06:11] Maki**
Since it was such a cheap package,
I wasn't expecting a direct flight...
**[06:16] Nami**
But we've been traveling in reverse in the hold
of a less than 50-ton converted fishing vessel.
**[06:21] Jinko**
It takes three days and
two nights to get there.
**[06:24] Kaoru**
Which means it'll also take three
days and two nights to get back.
**[06:27] Chihiro**
Then our stay on the island will
only two days and one night.
**[06:32] Katsuno**
The only thing to do is puke.
**[06:42] Mitsugu**
However, once we arrived, it was
undoubtedly a blissful paradise.
**[06:55] Maki**
Nice. Very nice.
**[06:58] Maki**
I'm impressed by this 4K 240FPS HS camera.
**[07:02] Mitsugu**
Mai, we're heading back.
**[07:06] Mitsugu**
No matter how well we protect you from
UV rays, they're still not good for you.
**[07:11] Mai**
Okay.
**[07:14] Nami**
I'm going for another swim.
**[07:18] Mitsugu**
* Leaving the Okinawan fisherman's*
* daughter Nami behind,*
**[07:21] Mitsugu**
*we headed back to our lodgings.*
**[07:24] Mitsugu**
* We had no idea that this would*
* lead to that tragedy later.*
**[07:31] Sign**
Fishman
**[07:34] Mitsugu**
* However, there wasn't a shred of fantasy*
* or hope to be found at our lodgings*
**[07:38] Mitsugu**
*that dragged us back to reality.*
**[07:42] Old Woman**
Welcome.
**[07:49] Old Woman**
Please make yourselves at home.
**[07:55] Kanbara**
Um, what about the crowds of
beautiful women you advertised?
**[08:00] Old Woman**
That's next month's campaign.
**[08:03] Okada**
Which means...
**[08:05] Horita**
This inn...
**[08:07] Old Woman**
Indeed. I barely manage
to run this place myself.
**[08:11] Old Woman**
There's a long sad history.
**[08:15] Kanbara**
Okay, okay. Spare us the history lesson.
**[08:18] Okada**
It's almost refreshing
to be this disappointed.
**[08:21] Okada**
Right, guys?
**[08:22] Katsuno**
How is this refreshing?
**[08:24] Katsuno**
Who's going to take responsibility for this?
**[08:26] Kaoru**
You guys were so excited earlier.
**[08:28] Maki**
I knew it sounded too good to be true.
**[08:31] Kanbara**
It only cost 10,000 yen. Just give it up.
**[08:33] Okada**
No way. I paid an entire
10,000 yen for this.
**[08:35] Horita**
In this day and age, living without a shower,
refrigerator, or TV is a valuable experience.
**[08:40] Jinko**
Are you crying?
**[08:41] Maki**
Now that I get a closer look, this place
does have a certain rare charm to it.
**[08:45] Chihiro**
Exactly. As long as we're here,
let's enjoy ourselves to the fullest extent.
**[08:50] Chihiro**
By the way, you minors will be
drinking Pepchi and castor oil.
**[08:54] Chihiro**
We follow the broadcast code on this show.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[09:04] Mitsugu**
Anyway, why are we the only guests here
when you've got that marvelous beach?
**[09:10] Old Woman**
There's a lot of reasons for that.
**[09:15] Old Woman**
Anyway, I'll let you know
once dinner is ready.
**[09:23] Old Woman**
My tongue!
**[09:27] Sign**
Charging
**[09:34] Chihiro**
Anyway...
**[09:36] Maki**
Nami's still not here.
**[09:38] Kaoru**
I doubt Nami of all people drowned.
**[09:42] Kanbara**
We didn't see anyone on the beach.
**[09:45] Jinko**
But we did find this.
**[09:50] Okada**
She went skinny dipping in the sea at night?
**[09:52] Kaoru**
It's the sea at night that
makes skinny dipping possible.
**[09:54] Horita**
So bold.
**[09:56] Katsuno**
Let's go look for her.
**[09:59] Jinko**
It's obvious what your ulterior motive is!
**[10:01] Chihiro**
This might be a serious situation.
**[10:05] Chihiro**
She may be a fisherman's daughter,
**[10:06] Chihiro**
but it's hard to imagine Nami
would do something so dangerous.
**[10:10] Mitsugu**
Did a shark get her?
**[10:11] Maki**
Jaws? No, Jason?
**[10:16] Old Woman**
Could it be?!
**[10:21] Mitsugu**
Please don't suddenly show up like that!
**[10:25] Old Woman**
I hate to think that's what happened, but...
**[10:27] Chihiro**
Ma'am, is there something on that beach?
**[10:31] Old Woman**
He shows up once every
decade during hot summers.
**[10:35] Old Woman**
It could be him.
**[10:38] Maki**
Could it be?
**[10:39] Kaoru**
The Predator.
**[10:41] Chihiro**
Stop making jokes that
will get us in trouble.
**[10:45] Old Woman**
It happened about 500 years ago.
**[10:50] Old Woman**
In an impoverished fishing
village on the island,
**[10:54] Old Woman**
there was an astonishingly beautiful girl.
**[11:03] Old Woman**
She refused to listen to any of the
numerous marriage proposals made to her.
**[11:08] Old Woman**
Day after day, she dove into
the sea to support her family.
**[11:14] Old Woman**
And one day, at the bottom of the sea...
**[11:19] Old Woman**
...something grabbed her!
**[11:22] Katsuno**
Grabbed her? She was eaten?
**[11:25] Old Woman**
Grabbed...
**[11:27] Old Woman**
...her heart! Falling in love!
**[11:33] Old Woman**
He was a strapping young man, but he was
neither a villager nor a fisherman.
**[11:40] Old Woman**
Not only that, but...
**[11:42] Old Woman**
...he wasn't even human!
**[11:47] Katsuno**
Could we stop with the sudden close-ups?
**[11:50] Chihiro**
Ma'am, please continue.
**[11:53] Old Woman**
They spent what little time they had
together while the girl's breath lasted,
**[11:58] Old Woman**
but alas, she was only human.
**[12:01] Old Woman**
On top of that, the seaweed wrapped around
them blocked the young man from view.
**[12:06] Old Woman**
Overcome with grief,
the girl said the following.
**[12:09] Old Woman**
"Meet me on the beach at night.
I want to get a good look at you."
**[12:15] Old Woman**
"Won't you please come see me?"
**[12:20] Old Woman**
The creature that came to meet the
girl waiting on the deserted beach
**[12:27] Old Woman**
was horrifying in appearance.
***SIGN*** He Was a Fishman
**[12:44] Old Woman**
Since then, on hot summer nights,
**[12:48] Old Woman**
a horrifying fishman appears
to kidnap beautiful girls
**[12:52] Old Woman**
and drag them to the bottom of the sea.
**[12:55] Mitsugu**
Hot summers? When's the
last time he appeared?
**[13:00] Old Woman**
It was hot last year, as well.
**[13:02] Old Woman**
And the year before that,
and the year before that.
**[13:05] Kaoru**
That's every year.
**[13:06] Old Woman**
Indeed. He comes every year.
**[13:08] Mitsugu**
Didn't you say earlier that
he comes once every decade?
**[13:11] Old Woman**
I'm old. I'm not very good
with numbers anymore.
**[13:14] Kanbara**
Come on, you're not Daijiro Morohoshi.
**[13:16] Horita**
And this isn't a Hollywood
B-movie horror film.
**[13:19] Maki**
What are you talking about,
bunnies with bright red eyes?
**[13:22] Maki**
*Creature from the Black Lagoon* is a masterpiece.
**[13:25] Maki**
Its sequel *Revenge of the Creature* aside,
**[13:28] Maki**
the underwater scenes and creature
costume are incredible.
**[13:32] Okata**
She's doing it again.
**[13:33] Kaoru**
The fishmen in *The Terror Beneath
the Sea* were good, too.
**[13:36] Maki**
You can't discuss *The Terror Beneath the Sea*
**[13:39] Maki**
without mentioning blonde
tokusatsu actress Peggy Neal.
**[13:42] Horita**
We've gone from fishmen to blondes.
**[13:44] Kanbara**
Someone stop her.
**[13:44] Okada**
Just leave her be.
**[13:45] Maki**
Oh, Miss Peggy Neal.
**[13:47] Maki**
You were beautiful in
*The X from Outer Space*, as well.
**[13:51] Maki**
By the way, director Hajime Sato
**[13:53] Maki**
also produced the masterpiece
*Goke, Body Snatcher from Hell*.
**[13:55] Chihiro**
Body snatcher, huh?
**[13:57] Chihiro**
Then perhaps it wouldn't be so strange
if Nami were kidnapped by a fishman.
**[14:02] Mitsugu**
What do you mean?
**[14:03] Chihiro**
Think about it.
**[14:05] Chihiro**
We're already involved
with a vampire named Mai.
**[14:09] Chihiro**
This is fate.
**[14:11] Chihiro**
Perhaps these two non-human creatures
seek to meet each other.
**[14:14] Chihiro**
What is this if not fate?
**[14:17] Mitsugu**
That's ridiculous.
**[14:18] Chihiro**
Call it whatever you want.
**[14:20] Chihiro**
This story has been
ridiculous from the start.
**[14:23] Jinko**
Regardless of the reason,
we need to save Nami.
**[14:26] Okata**
She's got a foul mouth,
but she's still beautiful.
**[14:29] Horita**
And she's definitely a woman.
**[14:31] Kanbara**
We'll have to recapture her.
**[14:34] Katsuno**
It's the only thing to do.
**[14:36] All**
Yeah!
**[14:43] Kaoru**
Fishman, fishman, fishman!
**[14:49] Maki**
This 4K camera is impressive.
**[14:52] Maki**
The image remains smooth even
while using the digital zoom.
**[14:54] Chihiro**
Anyway, he still hasn't shown up.
**[14:57] Kanbara**
Maybe our bait isn't attractive enough.
**[14:59] Okada**
Fishmen love beautiful women.
**[15:02] Horita**
Which means a fishman wouldn't
kidnap another fishman.
**[15:05] Chihiro**
We'll have to use...
**[15:07] Maki**
Unfortunately, I'm obligated
to document this event.
**[15:11] Horita**
Nobody asked you.
**[15:12] Katsuno**
I doubt the fishman would get turned
on by Jinko in her school swimsuit.
**[15:16] Chihiro**
I may be beautiful,
but I'm not a young girl.
**[15:19] Maki**
In Hollywood movies, they like blondes.
**[15:22] Chihiro**
Which means...
**[15:26] Mitsugu**
No! Absolutely not Mai!
**[15:29] Mai**
Not a problem. No problemo.
**[15:32] Mitsugu**
Mai.
**[15:33] Mai**
This is for Nami.
**[15:35] Mai**
And besides, the fishman is half human.
**[15:39] Mai**
A vampire and a fishman.
**[15:41] Mai**
If we speak to each other
as humanoid minorities,
**[15:44] Mai**
I'm sure we can come to an understanding.
**[15:46] Mitsugu**
That doesn't make any sense.
**[15:47] Chihiro**
Well spoken. Come on, let's do
this before she changes her mind.
**[15:52] All**
Yeah!
**[16:02] Kanbara**
Good! So good!
**[16:04] Okada**
It's too much!
**[16:05] Horita**
My nose won't stop bleeding!
**[16:06] Katsuno**
Looks like I'm needed.
**[16:09] Katsuno**
I, Perseus Katsuno, shall protect Mai.
**[16:13] Kaoru**
Mai's Andromeda is captivating,
but her cosplay isn't revealing enough.
**[16:17] Chihiro**
We had to self-censor ourselves
due to rating issues.
**[16:22] Mitsugu**
How can you guys be this
laid-back during an emergency?
**[16:26] Chihiro**
He's coming.
**[16:26] Mitsugu**
What? He's already here?
**[16:30] Kanbara**
He came immediately.
**[16:31] Okada**
He's on his way.
**[16:32] Horita**
He came in the blink of an eye.
**[16:35] Mitsugu**
As expected, he couldn't
resist Mai's charms.
**[16:38] Chihiro**
Fishmen are so easy to read.
**[16:41] Kaoru**
This kind of stings.
**[16:43] Mitsugu**
Huh?
**[16:50] Kanbara**
It's not that he's not scary-looking.
**[16:53] Horita**
He just looks stupid, too.
**[16:55] Kaoru**
And creepy.
**[16:56] Chihiro**
Well, he certainly is half-man.
**[16:59] Jinko**
This is awful.
**[17:00] Maki**
Regardless, he's definitely a monster.
**[17:03] Katsuno**
Out of the way!
**[17:05] Katsuno**
I'll kill you, you fish bastard!
**[17:21] Kaoru**
I knew that would happen.
**[17:23] Chihiro**
It didn't work.
**[17:30] Mitsugu**
Mai is in danger!
**[17:31] Kanbara**
Wait. If the captain can't beat him,
there's no way an ordinary human can.
**[17:35] Horita**
We'll have to unleash Franken!
**[17:37] Horita**
But he's still charging!
**[17:44] Kaoru**
He's 80% charged.
**[17:46] Mitsugu**
This is an emergency.
**[17:48] Mitsugu**
Franken, activate!
**[17:50] Mitsugu**
Save Mai!
**[17:51] Maki**
If he's not fully charged,
he might start decomposing.
**[17:55] Maki**
And that would be a really rotten time.
**[18:05] Franken**
Mai!
**[18:07] Sign**
Franken 88
AV Plus/Hulk Mode
**[18:09] Kanbara**
Go, Franken!
**[18:11] Okada**
Kill him!
**[18:12] Horita**
Burn the whole world down!
**[18:14] Maki**
Nice. Frankenstein versus the giant fishman.
**[18:18] Maki**
I haven't shot action like this in a while!
**[18:25] Red**
Fishy VS Franken
**[18:25] Right**
Battle of the Southern Seas
**[18:25] Left**
What is the beautiful girl's fate!?
**[18:25] Top**
Two huge monsters clash!!
**[18:26] Mitsugu**
*It was a magnificent battle.*
**[18:29] Mitsugu**
* Who would win? His obsession for the*
* beautiful girl, or the power of love?*
**[18:33] Mitsugu**
* Their battle was finally*
* approaching its conclusion.*
**[18:50] Mitsugu**
Uh-oh. He ran out of batteries.
**[18:53] Chihiro**
We'll have to launch an all out attack.
**[18:55] Chihiro**
Get him, everyone!
**[18:58] Maki**
Good! That's it!
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[19:10] Chihiro**
Take this!
**[19:17] Mitsugu**
*And thus, our deadly night ended.*
**[19:21] Old Woman**
Fishy!
**[19:27] Old Woman**
Oh, Fishy.
**[19:29] Mitsugu**
Huh? What's wrong, ma'am?
**[19:32] Old Woman**
What's wrong?
**[19:33] Old Woman**
You're the ones who beat
up my precious Fishy!
**[19:37] Chihiro**
Ma'am, who was that girl who was kidnapped
by this fishman 500 years ago?
**[19:46] Old Woman**
It was me.
***SIGN*** Censored
***SIGN*** Censored
**[20:01] Kanbara**
But you said she was a beautiful girl.
**[20:05] Okada**
That she received countless
marriage proposals.
**[20:07] Old Woman**
I told you, I turned down those
countless marriage proposals
**[20:10] Old Woman**
and gave my heart and soul to Fishy!
**[20:13] Katsuno**
What is this old hag into?
**[20:16] Kanbara**
And how has she been alive for 500 years?
**[20:19] Chihiro**
They say consuming the flesh of
a merman grants you immortality.
**[20:23] Chihiro**
Instead of Yao Bikuni's 800 year old
priestess, she's an 800 year old hag.
***SIGN*** Yao Bikuni
(800-year-old Priestess)
**[20:26] All**
Ah, I see.
**[20:28] All**
So that's how it is.
***SIGN*** 800-year-old Hag
**[20:30] Mitsugu**
It's a cross-species romance!
**[20:32] Jinko**
Don't act like you did anything to help.
**[20:35] Chihiro**
But ma'am, why do you sacrifice
young girls to him?
**[20:38] Old Woman**
Lately, Fishy hasn't been showing
up, no matter how much I call him.
**[20:43] Chihiro**
Lately?
**[20:45] Old Woman**
Since about 480 years ago.
**[20:49] Koaru**
Makes sense to me.
**[20:50] Jinko**
Men are the worst.
**[20:52] Mitsugu**
Regardless, I'm glad Mai is all right.
**[20:55] Maki**
What are you talking about?
**[20:56] Maki**
Nami is still missing.
**[20:58] Mitsugu**
Oh, I forgot.
**[21:00] Kaoru**
Did he eat her?
**[21:03] Old Woman**
How dare you?!
**[21:04] Old Woman**
Fishy isn't a savage fishman!
**[21:08] Jinko**
Then where's Nami?
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[21:13] Nami**
Whew.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[21:16] Nami**
Boy, that was tough.
**[21:19] Nami**
This guy's stomach stinks.
**[21:22] Nami**
I wonder if he's got gastroxynsis.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[21:25] Maki**
Nami, you're alive.
**[21:26] All**
Naked! Naked! Naked!
**[21:27] Nami**
Yeah. I'm back.
**[21:29] Chihiro**
Truly a fisherman's daughter.
**[21:32] Jinko**
I can't believe she made it
back from a fishman's stomach.
**[21:34] Kaoru**
She's got guts.
***SIGN*** Self-censored
**[21:44] Mitsugu**
* Amidst a whirlpool of*
* emotion, our battle ended.*
**[21:50] Mitsugu**
* Having recovered thanks to his horrifying*
* vitality, the fishman returned to the sea.*
**[21:58] Mitsugu**
* Back to the world where he lived,*
* at the bottom of the ocean.*
**[22:02] Mitsugu**
*Back to his soul's homeland.*
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Episode 12 "Interview With Mai"
**[23:45] Mitsugu**
In order to minimize information leaks,
**[23:49] Mitsugu**
on the condition that even our blood
brothers and sisters would be excluded,
**[23:53] Mitsugu**
I agreed to help Maki make her movie.
# E12 - Interview With Mai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ2128/interview-with-mai)
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**[01:31] Maki**
The Hollywood movie *Interview with a
Vampire* was released in fall of 1994.
**[01:38] Maki**
As I was a growing girl at the time,
**[01:42] Maki**
it would not be an exaggeration to say
that this movie shaped my personality
**[01:46] Maki**
and became the foundation of my interests.
**[01:50] Maki**
Lead actor Brad Pitt does an
impressive job portraying Louis,
**[01:54] Maki**
a man who struggles with being a vampire
due to his lingering human conscience.
**[01:59] Maki**
Achieving an unexpectedly delicate sexiness
**[02:02] Maki**
and covering up his crude
acting with his good looks,
**[02:05] Maki**
Tom Cruise, who plays Lestat,
undoubtedly gained new fans.
**[02:10] Maki**
The supporting cast were handsome, as well,
**[02:12] Maki**
and the casting was as thorough as
you'd expect from a Hollywood movie.
**[02:16] Maki**
...Is what I'd like to say,
**[02:18] Maki**
but the critical role of Daniel
the interviewer is played
**[02:21] Maki**
by the slightly uninspiring
Christian Slater.
**[02:24] Maki**
He performance is hardly bad, but it's
a little rough around the edges.
**[02:28] Maki**
He was good as the apprentice
monk in *The Name of the Rose*,
**[02:32] Maki**
but he's been lackluster ever since.
**[02:34] Maki**
If River Phoenix had been
cast as originally planned,
**[02:38] Maki**
I personally would have found it
to be an even more enjoyable film.
**[02:44] Maki**
But the interactions between beautiful
men and confessions of love
**[02:49] Maki**
lured not only fans of
homosexual and BL content,
**[02:52] Maki**
but also many fujoshi into its
gorgeous and aesthetic world.
**[02:57] Maki**
The original novel by Anne
Rice is a cult classic.
**[03:02] Maki**
The world depicted is so similar
to that of *Poe no Ichizoku*
**[03:05] Maki**
that it could be considered a
live-action version of the series.
**[03:06] Maki**
Its themes can be summed up as the
sorrow and suffering of vampires.
**[03:11] Maki**
Despite all his agonizing,
Louis ends up as an empty vampire.
**[03:16] Maki**
The delicious final scene ends with
a revived Lestat's triumphant smile.
**[03:22] Maki**
It's fine, though, since it's entertaining.
**[03:25] Maki**
The director would be to blame if he
failed to produce an entertaining film
**[03:28] Maki**
with such an extravagant cast.
**[03:30] Tsujimoto**
The girl who played Claudia
wasn't very cute.
**[03:34] Maki**
You think so?
**[03:35] Maki**
I think it's better that she wasn't
played by a beautiful girl.
**[03:39] Taguchi**
Why is that?
**[03:40] Maki**
Because this is a movie about handsome men.
**[03:43] Maki**
The women and girls can
simply be women and girls.
**[03:46] Taguchi**
Are you sure?
**[03:47] Maki**
Besides, I thought her
acting was impressive.
**[03:51] Maki**
She has the mind of an adult, but her
body is forever that of a child's.
**[03:54] Maki**
The suffering and frustration
she portrayed felt so real.
**[03:57] Maki**
By the end of the movie,
**[03:58] Maki**
she was making the kinds of expressions
you'd expect from a middle-aged woman.
**[04:01] Tsujimoto**
I imagine male fans were disappointed.
**[04:05] Taguchi**
You're right.
**[04:06] Taguchi**
Hetero men feel like they've wasted their time
if they didn't get to look at beautiful women.
**[04:11] Maki**
*Now that you mention it, you might be right.*
**[04:14] Maki**
* What type of beautiful girls*
* do hetero dudes like, anyway?*
**[04:19] Mitsugu**
An interview.
**[04:20] Maki**
That's right.
**[04:21] Mitsugu**
With Mai?
**[04:21] Maki**
Yeah.
**[04:22] Maki**
I want to film it and make a documentary.
**[04:26] Mitsugu**
What are you talking about?
We can't do that.
**[04:29] Mitsugu**
You'd be exposing Mai's secret to the world.
**[04:32] Mitsugu**
And besides, we've got to
respect Mai's privacy.
**[04:35] Maki**
She doesn't have to answer any questions
she doesn't want to answer.
**[04:38] Mitsugu**
You're lying. I know exactly what
you're up to since you chose Mai.
**[04:43] Mitsugu**
You'd be exposing the Blood Donation Club's
impure blood donation activities, too.
**[04:48] Mitsugu**
What if Mai gets kicked
out of this high school?
**[04:51] Maki**
Just because it's called a documentary
doesn't mean everything depicted is real.
**[04:57] Maki**
As a film, it's necessarily a fabrication.
**[04:59] Maki**
In other words, it doesn't
work without direction.
**[05:02] Mitsugu**
You mean you'll exaggerate
Mai's secret, right?
**[05:06] Maki**
I'll censor her eyes with a bar
and call her "Vampire Girl A."
**[05:13] Mitsugu**
In what universe is there an
anonymous "Vampire Girl A?"
**[05:17] Maki**
That's what makes it interesting.
**[05:18] Maki**
I won't be interviewing
some commonplace girl.
**[05:22] Maki**
You just don't understand.
This is why I can't stand amateurs.
**[05:26] Mitsugu**
And I don't care to understand.
**[05:28] Mitsugu**
I don't need you making waves in
my happy little life with Mai.
**[05:32] Maki**
Happy little life, huh?
**[05:35] Mitsugu**
What's wrong with that?
**[05:36] Maki**
Nothing, if you're happy with that.
**[05:39] Maki**
But normally, I'd imagine
people would be more curious.
**[05:44] Mitsugu**
Curious about what?
**[05:45] Maki**
Oh, sorry.
**[05:48] Maki**
I meant Mai's personal history. Her past.
**[05:52] Maki**
I was just wondering what
you even know about Mai.
**[05:58] Maki**
Well, if you're not concerned
about the true identity
**[06:00] Maki**
of the friend you're living
with under the same roof,
**[06:03] Maki**
I suppose that could be considered
magnanimous or cool.
**[06:07] Mitsugu**
Mai's past doesn't bother—
**[06:10] Maki**
It doesn't bother you, except for Franken.
**[06:12] Mitsugu**
What?
**[06:13] Maki**
And if you're happy now,
then none of it matters.
**[06:17] Maki**
I'm giving up on the idea.
You should forget about it, too.
**[06:21] Mitsugu**
Huh? Wha— Maki, wait!
**[06:33] Mitsugu**
*In order to minimize information leaks,*
**[06:36] Mitsugu**
* on the condition that even our blood*
* brothers and sisters would be excluded,*
**[06:41] Mitsugu**
*I agreed to help Maki make her movie.*
**[06:45] Chihiro**
Good grief.
**[06:47] Chihiro**
I thought I'd be able to go home early tonight
**[06:49] Chihiro**
and enjoy some sake while viewing the moon.
**[06:51] Mitsugu**
You say that, but you're itching to
use that clapperboard you're holding.
**[06:57] Chihiro**
As the instructor in charge,
**[06:59] Chihiro**
I can't allow you to perform
extracurricular activities without me.
**[07:03] Chihiro**
You're lucky you have such
an understanding teacher.
**[07:09] Mitsugu**
Mai, are you okay?
**[07:11] Mitsugu**
If you decide you don't want to
do this, we can stop anytime.
**[07:15] Mitsugu**
And you don't have to answer any
questions you don't want to—
**[07:17] Maki**
Hey, stay out of this.
**[07:19] Mai**
I'm okay. I'm actually kind of excited.
**[07:29] Maki**
Ready, action!
**[07:34] Maki**
M-san, let's dive right in.
**[07:37] Maki**
What's your favorite blood type?
**[07:39] Mai**
I don't have one. I was taught
not to be a picky eater.
**[07:43] Maki**
Do you prefer men's blood or women's blood?
**[07:46] Mai**
I actually prefer men's blood.
**[07:50] Mai**
But I'd never ask for it.
Not until we win the war!
**[07:53] Maki**
I see. You prefer the blood
of boys. Why is that?
**[07:57] Mai**
It's kind of thick.
**[08:00] Mai**
It has an animal-like smell
that whets my appetite.
**[08:03] Maki**
Then you must find the blood
of timid boys disappointing.
**[08:08] Mai**
I do.
**[08:09] Mai**
If I'm allowed to choose, I prefer
the blood of aggressive men.
**[08:13] Mai**
But I'd never ask for it.
Not until we win the war!
**[08:16] Maki**
You're such a good-natured vampire, Mai-san.
**[08:20] Maki**
Have you always been such a kind person?
**[08:24] Mai**
I'm not so sure.
**[08:27] Maki**
I'm sure you had lots of friends.
**[08:30] Mai**
It was a long, long time ago.
I don't remember very well.
**[08:34] Maki**
What's your greatest childhood memory?
**[08:37] Mai**
I forgot.
**[08:40] Chihiro**
Cut!
**[08:42] Maki**
Doctor, I'm the director!
**[08:44] Chihiro**
Our food has arrived.
**[08:48] Deliveryman**
Thanks again.
**[08:53] Chihiro**
It seems like she doesn't
want to talk about her past.
**[08:57] Maki**
Perhaps she has a secret.
**[09:00] Mitsugu**
A secret?
**[09:01] Chihiro**
Yeah, maybe.
**[09:03] Maki**
There's a reason Mai's too
timid to bite people?
**[09:09] Chihiro**
Maybe she experienced some
kind of trauma as a child.
**[09:13] Mitsugu**
You guys are overthinking it.
**[09:15] Mitsugu**
Mai's simply a pure girl.
**[09:17] Chihiro**
You're green.
**[09:19] Chihiro**
Green like the Jolly Green Giant.
**[09:22] Mitsugu**
Not only is that an old reference,
but it's kind of obscure.
**[09:26] Maki**
I kind of like his peas.
**[09:31] Mai**
I'm starting to feel sleepy...
**[09:41] Mitsugu**
Huh? Mai?
**[09:45] Mitsugu**
You bitch, you drugged her, didn't you?
**[09:48] Chihiro**
I just mixed in a tiny bit of blood
containing a sleep inducing agent.
**[09:53] Mitsugu**
What?!
**[09:54] Chihiro**
Don't worry. It has no side effects.
**[09:57] Maki**
Doctor, did you—
**[09:59] Chihiro**
I'm a public health doctor with no morals.
**[10:02] Maki**
Hypnotherapy...
**[10:04] Chihiro**
That lukewarm interview style you were
using earlier will never get us anywhere.
**[10:09] Mitsugu**
How could you do this without Mai's consent?
**[10:12] Maki**
As an orthodox documentary maker,
I have some doubts about this.
**[10:15] Chihiro**
That's exactly what makes you lukewarm.
**[10:19] Chihiro**
Like the Jolly Green Giant's thawed—
**[10:19] Maki**
I like his peas.
**[10:21] Mitsugu**
For the record, I'm against this.
**[10:25] Maki**
Mitsugu, are you sure you're not
scared to learn about Mai's past?
**[10:34] Chihiro**
I'll take your silence as consent.
**[10:36] Chihiro**
Let's continue the interview.
**[10:48] Chihiro**
Since you set this in motion,
let me tell you one thing.
**[10:53] Chihiro**
There are some things in this world
that you're better off not knowing.
**[10:58] Chihiro**
Let's get started.
**[11:01] Maki**
Ready, action!
**[11:08] Chihiro**
You are currently descending some stairs.
**[11:13] Chihiro**
One step.
**[11:15] Chihiro**
Two steps.
**[11:17] Chihiro**
Three steps.
**[11:20] Chihiro**
Your foot slipped.
**[11:23] Mitsugu**
Doctor!
**[11:24] Maki**
This isn't the time for jokes!
**[11:26] Chihiro**
You slipped on the third step
**[11:28] Chihiro**
but immediately regained your
balance and stepped down...
**[11:32] Chihiro**
...onto the final step.
**[11:38] Chihiro**
When you open the door in front of
you, you see yourself as a child.
**[11:53] Chihiro**
Where are you now?
**[11:58] Mai**
Inside a carriage. It's moving.
**[12:03] Chihiro**
Where is it traveling?
**[12:06] Mai**
A dark road. The scenery
outside is a blazing red.
**[12:11] Chihiro**
Who are you with?
**[12:13] Mai**
My Daddy, and...
**[12:15] Mai**
Oh, this brings back memories.
**[12:18] Mai**
It's my real mother who gave birth to me.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Mai**
Mother!
**[12:24] (Flashback) Mom**
It's all right, Mai. Father
will take care of it.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Dad**
Mai, I promise I'll protect you two.
**[12:32] (Flashback) Mai**
But it's so red outside!
**[12:36] (Flashback) Dad**
That's the evening sun.
**[12:38] (Flashback) Mai**
But I see so many black crosses!
**[12:42] (Flashback) Dad**
Those are the shadows of trees.
**[12:45] (Flashback) Mai**
I hear horrible groans and screams!
**[12:49] (Flashback) Dad**
Those are the crows cawing.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Mai**
But I smell flesh burning!
**[12:56] (Flashback) Dad**
Mai, you mustn't look at,
listen to or smell anything.
**[13:04] Chihiro**
Decades pass. Where are you now?
**[13:10] Mai**
I'm traveling from town to
town across unfamiliar lands.
**[13:17] Chihiro**
Where are your father and mother?
**[13:21] (Flashback) Mai**
Mother...
**[13:22] (Flashback) Mai**
Where is mother?
**[13:24] (Flashback) Mai**
Where is mother?!
**[13:31] (Flashback) Mai**
Mother!
**[13:33] (Flashback) Mom**
Mai, run! Run away!
**[13:37] (Flashback) Dad**
Run, Mai! Forget about Mom! Just run!
**[13:42] (Flashback) Mai**
No! No!
**[13:45] (Flashback) Mai**
Mother!
**[13:48] (Flashback) Mai**
No! No!
**[13:50] (Flashback) Mai**
Mother!
**[13:57] Chihiro**
They slaughtered her.
**[13:59] Maki**
It was a witch hunt. Poor woman.
**[14:05] Mitsugu**
Mai...
**[14:06] Chihiro**
Those who hunt humans are
in turn hunted by humans.
**[14:10] Chihiro**
Such is the fate of those
who drink human blood.
**[14:15] Mitsugu**
Let's stop. Let's not do this anymore.
**[14:18] Mitsugu**
Who cares about any of that?
**[14:21] Maki**
Mitsugu.
**[14:23] Maki**
Are you sure you're not afraid
to face the true Mai?
**[14:27] Mitsugu**
I just don't want to make
Mai suffer anymore!
**[14:31] Maki**
You're wrong.
**[14:33] Maki**
You're afraid to know what truth is
hidden behind Mai's pretty little face.
**[14:42] Chihiro**
Well, Mitsugu Bambam.
Should we continue or not?
**[14:47] Chihiro**
As interested party number one, you decide.
**[14:50] Mitsugu**
My name isn't Mitsugu Bambam.
**[14:53] Mitsugu**
It's Mitsugu Bamba.
**[14:56] Chihiro**
More time passes. Where are you now?
**[15:02] Mai**
I...
**[15:12] Mai**
My Daddy and I left Europe.
**[15:17] Mai**
We're heading to the New World.
**[15:20] Chihiro**
More time passes.
**[15:26] Mai**
It's different from Europe
and its tired traditions.
**[15:29] Mai**
The city was filled with people of different
races speaking different languages.
**[15:36] Mai**
We hid among the crowds
and continued our journey.
**[15:43] Chihiro**
More time passes.
**[15:49] Maki**
Where are you?
**[15:50] Mai**
We're near a river called the Mississippi.
**[15:54] Mai**
We live on a large plantation.
**[15:57] Mai**
We're surrounded by dark-skinned
nannies and servants.
**[16:01] Maki**
Sounds straight out of *Gone with the Wind*.
**[16:03] Mitsugu**
Gone with the what now?
**[16:06] Maki**
Just die, you ignorant savage!
**[16:08] Maki**
Based on a novel by Margaret Mitchell,
**[16:10] Maki**
produced by David O. Selznick,
and directed by Victor Fleming.
**[16:16] Maki**
Vivien Leigh and Clark Gable.
**[16:19] Maki**
Leslie Howard, Olivia de
Havilland, and Thomas Mitchell.
**[16:23] Mitsugu**
Who?
**[16:24] Maki**
You've never heard of the masterpiece
that won nine Academy Awards?
**[16:29] Mitsugu**
Oh, that long-ass movie.
**[16:32] Mitsugu**
I've seen a bit of it on TV.
**[16:34] Maki**
The Keiko Toda and Toru Emori dub?
**[16:37] Mitsugu**
I forgot. Actually, I never remembered.
**[16:39] Maki**
By the way, the Warner Brothers dub
featured Akio Otsuka as Rhett Butler.
**[16:44] Maki**
Scarlett O'hara's sister Suellen
O'Hara was voiced by Atsuko Tanaka.
**[16:49] Mitsugu**
So, what?
**[16:52] Mai**
On that plantation, I met my first friends.
**[17:00] (Flashback) Dad**
Starting today, this girl
will be your friend.
**[17:03] (Flashback) Dad**
Her name is Caroline Irene.
**[17:06] (Flashback) Dad**
Call her Carreen.
**[17:09] Mai**
Carreen came from an orphanage.
**[17:15] Mai**
We quickly became friends.
**[17:21] Mai**
We were like sisters.
**[17:25] Maki**
It really is *Gone with the Wind*.
**[17:28] Maki**
Carreen, also known as
Caroline Irene O'Hara is—
**[17:31] Chihiro**
What happened next?
**[17:33] Mai**
One day...
**[17:37] (Flashback) Dad**
Mai, it's about time you began to
prepare to become independent vampire.
**[17:43] (Flashback) Mai**
Independent?
**[17:45] (Flashback) Dad**
That's right. A fully-fledged
vampire must hunt their own prey.
**[17:52] (Flashback) Mai**
Prey?
**[17:53] (Flashback) Dad**
You must sink your own fangs into your prey,
drink its blood, and control your prey.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Dad**
Naturally, you won't be able
to do that right away.
**[18:04] (Flashback) Dad**
You'll need a partner to practice
on in order to get used to it.
**[18:08] (Flashback) Dad**
Take a look. That's your first prey.
**[18:14] Mai**
Carreen had been brought to the
plantation for that purpose.
**[18:20] Chihiro**
I see. It's like how raptors will
offer live prey to their chicks.
**[18:25] Mitsugu**
Ugh!
**[18:26] Chihiro**
Cut the old-fashioned reactions.
**[18:28] Maki**
He offered a live human to his own child.
**[18:31] Maki**
Vampire parents are incredible.
**[18:34] Chihiro**
What happened next?
**[18:37] Mai**
Naturally, I rejected the idea.
**[18:41] Mai**
I couldn't drink the blood
of my precious friend.
**[18:44] Mitsugu**
Of course not.
**[18:46] Chihiro**
And then?
**[18:48] Mai**
Daddy became angry.
He exposed me to the sun—
**[18:52] Mai**
No, he forced me to fast.
**[18:56] Maki**
Fast?
**[18:58] Mai**
Pure-blooded vampires raise their children
by allowing them to drink blood from their arm.
**[19:05] Mai**
After I lost my mother, I was
raised on my Daddy's blood.
**[19:13] Chihiro**
He did it so she could become
independent and leave the nest.
**[19:20] Chihiro**
It's standard practice in the natural world.
**[19:22] Chihiro**
If anything, humans are the exception.
**[19:25] Maki**
Like a fox driving off her kits.
**[19:28] Chihiro**
And then?
**[19:30] Mai**
I dried up.
**[19:34] Mai**
I'd never experienced anything
like it in my life.
**[19:38] Mai**
I felt so dry.
**[19:40] Mai**
My hunger tore me apart.
**[19:43] Mai**
No matter how much I screamed and cried,
Daddy wouldn't offer me his arm.
**[19:50] Mai**
For three days and nights, I suffered
and cried until I couldn't anymore.
**[19:59] Mai**
Then that night arrived.
**[20:12] Mai**
I snuck into her room.
**[20:17] Mai**
I stood beside her as she slept peacefully.
**[20:33] Mai**
No!
**[20:42] Mai**
I feel so dizzy in the morning.
**[20:46] Mai**
Everyone knows what I'm thinking.
**[20:49] Mai**
My stomach is so excited.
**[20:53] Mai**
Don't push yourself too hard.
**[20:57] All**
The night is anxious,
your sleepiness will go flying.
**[21:04] All**
Blood vessels flow so
smoothly, not enough blood...
**[21:04] Chihiro**
So, what are you going to
do with the video you shot?
**[21:09] Mitsugu**
What? Maki...
**[21:10] Maki**
After the story she told us,
I can't release it to the public.
**[21:17] Maki**
If I'm empathizing with my subject,
**[21:20] Maki**
then I still have a lot to learn
as a documentary director.
**[21:24] Chihiro**
It may be the fate of vampires,
but it's a sad thing.
**[21:30] Mitsugu**
No, it's not.
**[21:32] Chihiro**
What's not sad?
**[21:35] Mitsugu**
Mai isn't alone anymore.
**[21:38] Mitsugu**
She has me...
**[21:39] Mitsugu**
...and her blood brothers and
sisters from the night school.
**[21:58] Chihiro**
Someday Mai may drink your blood.
**[22:05] Chihiro**
I hope you're prepared for that.