E12 - The Disappearance of Virtual-san
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[00:02] Peanut
Today's the final episode!
[00:03] Uma
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Anything you wanna say in the end?
[00:05] Peanut
Thanks for the last three months!
[00:07] Uma
There's another episode
on the Blu-rays, too!
[00:09] Peanut
You're gonna advertise now?!
You horsey bastard!
SIGN Virtual Real
Was Looking
Final Episode
[00:15] Mito
He's the one who will determine whether
or not this world can change.
[00:25] Hinata
Bye-bye.
[00:31] Hina
That new world...
[00:33] Hime
I wish we could've seen it.
[00:38] Shiro
Thank you for trying so hard.
[00:42] Mito
We will never forget you.
[00:51] Akari
But I'm sure that...
[00:58] All
You can do it!
[01:05] Giant Mob
What the—?!
[01:14] Robo
What is this? What's going on?
[01:17] Hime
All right!
[01:18] Hinata
Good work!
[01:20] Hina
I knew you could pull it off!
[01:22] Akari
All right, let's do this!
[01:24] Mito
Please, listen to this!
[01:25] Shiro
It's our...
[01:26] Shiro
Virtual Real song!
[03:17] Hikari
Virtual-san is looking!
[03:22] Call
Virtual Grandmother!
[03:26] Granny
Idaten bashiri.
SIGN Grandma
SIGN Today's Phrase
Idaten Bashiri
[03:28] Granny
That's the phrase.
[03:31] Granny
It has a simple meaning, which
is to run a great distance.
[03:35] Granny
But there are limits to what
human limbs can manage.
[03:38] Granny
And as a result, humanity came
across the idea of transportation.
[03:43] Granny
And among them all, the Shinkansen,
SIGN Grandma
[03:47] Granny
which started operating in 1964,
might be the most amazing.
[03:51] Granny
Then you have automobiles, which grew into
a type of vehicle that anyone can use,
[03:55] Granny
and the completion of the
high-speed roadways in 1965.
[04:00] Granny
As for me, I got my license
right away when I turned 20.
[04:04] Granny
And I just couldn't get enough of driving!
[04:07] Granny
Back then, the toll was 100 yen,
regardless of where you used it.
[04:10] Granny
I used to drive down the highway
a lot by myself in those days.
[04:14] Granny
I just enjoyed the act of driving.
[04:18] Granny
I can still move, too! Look at this!
Impressive, isn't it?
[04:22] Granny
I can even drive while doing backflips.
[04:25] Granny
Because I'm virtual, you see,
I can do anything!
[04:31] Granny
Now this is idaten bashiri!
SIGN Everyone's
Virtual-san
[04:40] Subaru
I'm Subaru Ingram, an incubus.
SIGN Pen Name: Subaru Ingram
SIGN Everyone's
Virtual-san
[04:45] Subaru
I might look like a girl,
[04:48] Subaru
but I really am a boy!
[04:56] Shiro
Virtual-san is looking.
[05:00] Hinata
Hey, Virtual-san is looking.
[05:06] Gori
Aoi-san, here we have a button.
SIGN 100 Million
[05:09] Aoi
Right.
[05:10] Gori
And if you press it,
you'll get a hundred million yen.
SIGN 100 Million
[05:13] Aoi
Right.
[05:13] Gori
But in exchange,
Fuji Aoi Park will be destroyed.
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
[05:17] Aoi
Okay.
[05:18] Gori
Would you press that button? Or...
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
[05:25] Gori
Wait, but... destruction?
SIGN 100 Million
SIGN 100 Million
[05:28] Aoi
Okay!
[05:30] Aoi
That oughta be good for a billion, I think.
[05:31] Gori
I suppose so...
SIGN 100 Million
[05:32] Aoi
Okay, time to grab something tasty to eat!
[05:35] Aoi
The bananas are on me!
SIGN 100 Million
[05:36] Gori
Only bananas?
[05:37] Aoi
Fuji Aoi!
SIGN Fuji Aoi Park
[05:39] Gori
Hello.
[05:42] Hinata
Big trouble, big trouble!
[05:44] Hinata
Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[05:47] Hinata
Real big trouble, Akari-chan!
[05:55] Akari
Hinata! So it's your turn. What's up?
[06:00] Hinata
Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
[06:03] Akari
And what's that?
[06:05] Hinata
Someone with the pen name
"Rocky-kun" is in trouble.
[06:07] Hinata
Here, check it out.
[06:09] Akari
Okay. Let's see, "Hello Akari-san."
[06:11] Hinata
Hello.
[06:12] Akari
H'lo!
[06:13] Akari
"I have a YouTube channel, but I don't
stand out, and it's really difficult."
SIGN [Advice] Here me out
[06:18] Akari
"How can I develop the kind of
quirk that would make it
[06:21] Akari
so that anyone would remember
me after a single video?"
[06:23] Hinata
I get how he feels.
SIGN Problem: How can I
be memorable?
[06:25] Akari
Y'know, even we had trouble with this.
[06:27] Hinata
Everyone worries about it.
[06:31] Akari
What to do...?
[06:33] Hinata
Huh? Mirai-san?
[06:35] Hinata
Mirai-san!
SIGN Hikari
SIGN Yami
[06:38] Yami
You just need to be provocative!
[06:41] Hikari
Like drinking a whole cola at once?
[06:44] Yami
How the hell does that provoke anyone?!
[06:46] Yami
You need something with sex and violence,
or no one will care!
[06:50] Hikari
Oh, no!
[06:51] Hikari
If you do that, you're bound to get
complaints from all over the place!
[06:56] Yami
The squeaky wheel gets the grease!
[06:58] Yami
That's part of standing out.
[07:01] Hikari
That might be true, but...
[07:03] Hikari
I'm sorry, Akari, you have to handle this!
[07:08] Hinata
Hello! Mirai-san?
[07:11] Akari
Oh, sorry about that.
[07:13] Akari
I almost fell asleep.
[07:15] Hinata
Good morning, then!
[07:16] Akari
Morning!
[07:18] Akari
Pen name Rocky-kun! Here's the bottom line!
[07:23] Hinata
Is this finally it? Her bottom... line?
[07:27] Akari
You need to be from the future!
[07:30] Akari
I mean, there's no one from
the future who's a YouTuber!
[07:33] Akari
Someone like that would know
the winning lotto numbers
[07:35] Akari
and which horses would win their races!
[07:38] Akari
That's one heck of a gimmick!
[07:40] Hinata
Okay, okay, okay.
[07:42] Akari
"Something shocking will happen
to the world in a year..."
[07:45] Akari
"Oh, but if I say any more,
it'll alter the timeline!"
[07:48] Akari
You say stuff like that and
your views will blow up!
[07:52] Hinata
I can see why, but y'know,
[07:55] Hinata
I think it'd be impossible to get away
with claiming to be from the future.
[07:58] Akari
Impossible, she says! You never know!
[08:02] Akari
In another few decades,
there might be time machines!
[08:05] Hinata
Y-You've got a point! That might happen!
[08:07] Akari
Which is why if Rocky-kun
waits until he's a grandpa,
[08:11] Akari
I'm sure he'll be able to make his
debut as the YouTuber from future!
[08:14] Hinata
But when it actually gets to be that era,
[08:17] Hinata
everyone else might hop into time machines
to become YouTubers from the future, too.
[08:25] Akari
When that happens, uh...
[08:29] Akari
He can dye his hair blond!
[08:30] Hinata
H-How unique!
[08:32] Akari
So focus on keeping your hair until the
time machine is ready in the meantime!
[08:37] Hinata
I see!
[08:44] Hinata
A blond YouTuber from the future!
SIGN Big Trouble!
Akari-chan
SIGN Hinata-chan Heads to
School
[09:03] Hinata
This is bad.
[09:06] Hinata
I can see a man at the end of this road.
[09:08] Hinata
And in front of him is a little girl.
[09:10] Hinata
If he's some kind of old creep...
[09:13] Hinata
Should I toss a grenade before
that girl gets traumatized?
[09:16] Hinata
No, she could get caught in the blast.
[09:19] Hinata
And a SMG wouldn't be accurate
at this distance.
[09:23] Hinata
I think I'd better pop
smoke to conceal that guy,
[09:26] Hinata
and then have the girl
evacuate in the meantime.
[09:33] Girl
Papa!
[09:35] Hinata
I almost slaughtered her old man!
SIGN Hinata-chan Heads to
School
[09:42] Hina
Yo, yo, yo! Virtual-san is looking!
Yo, yo, yo!
SIGN Trivia
Diner
[09:51] Shiro
Oh, it's Virtual-san... Welcome!
[09:55] Uma
I am so fed up!
[09:58] Uma
Can I get some trivia about horses, please?
SIGN Trivia, go!
[10:05] Shiro
Horses...
[10:06] Shiro
Y'know, the part of horses that
seems like it would be knee
[10:09] Shiro
is actually more comparable
to the human wrist,
[10:11] Shiro
which means what looks like a shin is really
a middle finger pointing down all the time.
[10:15] Shiro
And their hooves are sort of like something
[10:18] Shiro
that evolved out of their middle fingernail.
[10:21] Shiro
Horses also have incredible eyes.
[10:25] Shiro
It's said that humans have a
200 degree range of vision,
[10:28] Shiro
but horses can see a range up to 350 degrees!
[10:32] Shiro
If you try to play, "Guess who?"
with them, they'll see you coming!
[10:36] Shiro
By the way, the saying
"has blinders on" comes from horses
[10:39] Shiro
who were only allowed to see
what was in front of them,
[10:44] Shiro
and means that you're focused on a single
thing, to the exclusion of everything else.
[10:50] Shiro
I wish there was a horse I knew who
could work like he had blinders on.
[10:58] Virtual
Wow, really?
[11:01] Virtual
Your trivia is always so handy, Siro-chan!
[11:04] Shiro
Stop flipping me off.
SIGN It's 3 PM,
Class President.
[11:09] Mito
I sent her that picture of protein,
but will she actually show up?
SIGN Shizurin appeared!
[11:16] Rin
Mito-san!
[11:18] Rin
Is it true there are ripped gentlemen
enthusiastically enjoying protein here?!
[11:22] Mito
Shizurin-senpai, you're dumber than I thought.
[11:24] Mito
All we have here is the protein.
[11:26] Mito
God damn!
[11:29] Mito
Now then, Shizurin-senpai, it's time for
our ultimate "Would you rather" committee.
[11:33] Rin
Again?
[11:35] Mito
Here's our subject for today!
[11:37] Mito
If you had to pick, which would you prefer?
[11:39] Mito
A) Spend an entire day hunched over,
[11:41] Mito
B) Spend an entire day
standing on your toes.
[11:42] ---
Standing on my toes...
[11:44] ---
Yes.
[11:44] Rin
I'd rather not do either,
but I guess I'd pick tiptoes.
[11:49] Mito
Oh, I was thinking of saying that, too.
[11:51] Rin
That's fine, isn't it? We can match, then.
[11:52] Mito
No, no, the segment would end in that case!
[11:53] Rin
Nice and tidy!
[11:54] Mito
Let's try it to see for sure.
[11:56] Mito
I'll stand on my tiptoes,
[11:58] Mito
and Shizurin-senpai will hunch over,
and we'll converse about something!
[12:00] Rin
That's unfair. Totally unfair, but...
[12:02] Mito
This is really killing my calves, though.
[12:05] Rin
But imagine having to spend
a whole day like this.
[12:07] Mito
Good point.
[12:09] Rin
Let's trade! I'll stand on my tip toes.
[12:11] Mito
No, no, wouldn't that mean
I'd have to hunch over?
[12:13] Rin
Right, exactly.
[12:14] Mito
I'm afraid that I can't,
for religious reasons.
[12:16] Rin
What religion is that?!
[12:18] Rin
If you're a real entertainer,
you need to try it out!
[12:22] Mito
Don't blame me if this goes badly, then.
[12:23] Rin
Stoop! Stoop!
[12:26] Rin
You know what, never mind! Never mind!
[12:27] Mito
I figured as much! Now, you see.
[12:29] Rin
I had to cover that up.
[12:31] Mito
When I hunch over, it's really
quite a sight, let me tell you!
[12:34] Rin
That was scary.
[12:35] Mito
Oh, it's already 3 PM!
[12:37] Mito
That means our result is...
[12:39] Mito
B, spending all day on your tiptoes!
[12:42] Rin
Aw, no, come on, I really
don't want to do that, either!
[12:46] Mito
If you want to be a real VTuber,
[12:47] Mito
you need to know what you
are and aren't capable of!
SIGN It's 3 PM,
Class President.
[12:54] Hime
Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN Unity-chan Wants to
Roll Around
[13:04] Unity
I think I burned through five curry
croquettes' worth of calories!
[13:07] Unity
But I know you've got
them ready, don't you?!
[13:10] Unity
Come on, curry croquettes!
[13:14] Unity
There's so many!
[13:19] Unity
Lots and lots!
[13:24] Unity
Huh? A dream ending?
SIGN Previously on Kerin Slayer.
SIGN Kerin Slayer.
[13:40] Kerin
Wh-Who are you supposed to be?!
[13:42] Mito
Where's that bubbly at?
[13:43] Hina
Mito-chan?!
[13:44] Mito
Tanaka, Hina, I've come to rescue you two!
[13:47] Hime
Wh-Wh-What's going on here, Mitonator?!
[13:50] Mito
If the two of you are hit
with Buchichamp de'Oom,
[13:52] Mito
you'll develop an addiction
to hosts and go bankrupt.
[13:54] Mito
That's the kind of future that awaits.
[13:55] Hina
What the heck? That's scary.
[13:57] Mito
I've come from the future to
prevent that from happening.
[14:00] Hime & Hina
M-Mitonator-sama!
[14:03] Kerin
Cut all the jibber-jabber!
[14:05] Kerin
You wasted all my Chandon.
[14:07] Mito
Silence!
[14:08] Mito
The real problem here is that you've
become a washed-up drunkard!
[14:12] Kerin
Y'know, booze... the thing with booze!
[14:15] Kerin
It's the only friend I have!
[14:17] Kerin
I'm gonna drink and drink
until it drinks me up!
SIGN Buchichamp de'Oom
[14:21] Mito
What kind of vulgar sorcery is this?!
[14:23] Hina
Mito-chan, get clear!
[14:24] Mito
No, I can deal with this with my own magic!
[14:28] Mito
Selphshield!
[14:30] Hime
That's the most advanced type
of barrier magic, Selphshield!
[14:34] Mitoshield
The refined class prez!
[14:36] Kerin
Impossible! My Chandon!
[14:38] Kerin
All the work I've done since
coming to the city...
[14:41] Kerin
If it's come to this...
I'll use Buchitema.
[14:43] Hina
Wait, Kerin!
[14:44] Hina
She knows Elu-san, y'know!
[14:46] Kerin
Elu...san?!
[14:48] Mito
Oh, you want to see Elu-san?
[14:50] Kerin
I can... see her?
[14:52] Mito
I see. This might actually be good medicine
to cure your sorry state of affairs.
[14:56] Mito
Tanaka, Hina-san, could the two
of you lend me your strength?
[14:59] Mito
We'll call Elu-san here!
[15:01] Hime
We're going to use that
ultimate spell, right!
[15:03] Hina
Okay! You got it!
[15:05] Mito
To our elf, who art in Heaven.
[15:07] Mito
By your blessing, let our foolish comrade
who has fallen to evil be saved.
[15:12] Hime & Hina
Super Ultimate Mega Summoning,
Elu-Elu Essaim!
[15:16] Hime & Hina
Hao!
[15:22] Elu
Chomp, chomp, chomp...
[15:23] Elu
I was eating dinner.
[15:25] Elu
Hi everybody, Elu here!
[15:28] Hime
Did we interrupt a meal?
[15:30] Kerin
Elu-san!
[15:31] Kerin
So big!
[15:32] Kerin
A giant Elu-san!
[15:34] Mito
Elu-san, sorry to trouble
you during your dinner,
[15:36] Mito
but could you purify this fellow?
[15:38] Elu
Well, my food's gonna get cold!
[15:41] Elu
But leave it to Elu!
[15:43] Hina
She's so mellow!
[15:44] Kerin
P-Purify?! Don't be ridiculous!
[15:47] Kerin
I've become a part of this city.
My heart's been stained black.
[15:50] Elu
Kerin-san! I'm gonna blow you away!
[15:54] Elu
Ultimate purifying magic, Mesareru!
[16:00] Kerin
A warm light...
[16:01] Elu
It's okay now. I'm sure you're tired.
[16:04] Elu
You tried your best!
[16:06] Elu
Munch, munch, munch...
[16:07] Mito
Elu-san, please focus on the purification!
[16:12] Elu
Anyway, hurry up and be purified!
[16:14] Kerin
Elu-san—!
[16:20] Kerin
No! Not there—!
[16:24] Hina
Kerin vanished!
[16:25] Elu
I sent him to Heaven!
[16:27] Elu
Now if you don't mind,
I'm getting back to dinner!
[16:30] Elu
Bye-bye!
[16:31] Mito
That about does it, I'd say.
[16:33] Hina
Gotta say, the city can be a scary place.
[16:35] Mito
Indeed.
[16:36] Mito
But since we're all here, Tanaka, Hina-san,
[16:40] Mito
why don't we try one of
those champagne towers?
[16:42] Hime
Sounds good!
[16:44] Hime
I wanna stack the glasses!
[16:46] Hina
Mito-chan, you've got a chant, right?
[16:48] Mito
You wanna hear it? Do you?
You ready? Should I?
[16:49] Mito
Ready, set, go!
[16:52] Mito
Even in a world that's purely virtual!
[16:55] Mito
Your love is real!
[16:57] Mito
And right now, right here, we'll prove it!
[16:59] Mito
Real money doesn't lie! One order
of Buchichamp de'Oom, coming up!
[17:03] Hime & Hina
Thank you very much!
[17:07] Kerin
Elu-san, I'm on my way!
SIGN Kerin Slayer
SIGN The End
SIGN Sister!
[17:18] Uma
Sister, please hear me out.
[17:20] Sister
What is it, dear horse?
[17:22] Uma
Well, you see...
[17:25] Uma
Is this happening? I can do it!
[17:27] Uma
Please, listen, sister!
[17:28] Sister
What is it?
[17:30] Uma
I... I...
[17:32] Uma
Huh?
[17:33] Sister
What's the matter?
[17:35] Uma
After being knocked aside 11 times,
I've forgotten my confession.
[17:39] Sister
Oh, dear.
[17:40] Sora
I'm gonna blow him away!
[17:42] Uma
My inability to confess when the time is
right is almost like my own coughbtl—
[17:52] Sora
Listen, sister!
[17:53] Sister
What is it?
[17:54] Sora
I need some advice on something.
[17:56] Sister
How can I help?
[17:58] Sora
I can't think of anything else to confess!
[18:00] Uma
Then what are you doing here?!
[18:01] Sister
Is that it?
[18:03] Sister
If nothing weighs upon your conscience,
that is a good thing.
[18:07] Sora
But if I've got nothing to confess,
I can't come and see you.
[18:11] Sister
I am always here, so you can
come and see me when you like.
[18:15] Sora
Thank you, sister!
[18:18] Sister
May you be virtually blessed.
[18:20] Uma
I remember! I remembered
my confession! Sister—!
SIGN Sister!
[18:29] Mito
Virtual-san is looking.
[18:41] Akari
Himehina! Whatcha doing?
[18:43] Hime
Everyone! Hao!
[18:45] Akari
Hello!
[18:46] Shiro
Sup, supo!
[18:46] Hinata
Hi!
[18:46] Mito
Good day.
[18:48] Hina
Since the weather's nice,
we were doing dance practice.
[18:51] Mito
I see. What an energetic finale it'll be!
[18:53] Hinata
Already the last episode, huh?
It's been fun.
[18:57] Shiro
I know, we should thank everyone
who stuck around to the end!
[19:02] Everyone
Good idea!
[19:03] Mito
Well said, Siro-san!
[19:08] Akari
To everybody who watched these three months!
[19:11] Akari
Thank you very much!
[19:13] Shiro
We're really grateful for all the
messages of support we received!
[19:17] Hime
It'd be great if even more Virtual-sans
could be in anime in the future!
[19:22] Hina
You can look forward to seeing the evolution
of virtual anime from here on out!
[19:26] Hinata
And this is farewell until we meet again.
[19:30] Mito
And this message goes out to you,
who might be lonely!
[19:32] Mito
Here we go.
[19:33] Mito
It's okay!
[21:16] Akari
Here we go!
[21:17] Akari
"The Walking Free Directory!"
[21:19] Hina
Can I bring you home with me tonight?
[21:22] Shiro
Okey-dokey!
[21:23] Shiro
Sharpening a knife...
[21:24] Hina
Who you supposed to be?
[21:26] Hina
Winter, for you, hot water for stew!
[21:28] Hinata
I wouldn't say that!
[21:30] Mito
The latest and greatest...
[21:32] Mito
Transcendentally—
[22:58] Akari
Ready, and...
[22:59] Akari
Virtual-san is looking!