E11 - Granny

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[00:03] Peanut
    They say that most polar
    bears are left-handed.
[00:06] Uma
    Hey, hey...
[00:09] Peanut
    You bastard!
[00:14] Shiro
    We who are virtual must always be refined.
SIGN    Fiberoptic Virtual Student  Dorm
[00:18] Mito
    Ah, yes, the "refinement first" mindset!
[00:21] Shiro
    Yes!
[00:21] Shiro
    And I believe today is a good day to
    teach everyone about being refined.
[00:27] Mito
    You can't just try and
     be dignified, of course.
[00:29] Mito
    You have to really follow through!
[00:30] Mito
    Siro-san, if you'd offer an example.
[00:33] Shiro
    I intend to become an idol,
[00:34] Shiro
    and also have total dominion over
     the human race's internal organs!
[00:38] Everyone
    Now that's refined!
[00:39] Akari
    Super re-fine fine fine!
[00:43] Hime
    I want to see Mito-sama do an example too!
[00:47] Hinata
    Careful now! This is
     going to be really refined.
[00:49] Mito
    Uh...
[00:50] Hina
    Social media is going to be
     blowing up with #refined today!
[00:55] Mito
    Hang on, everyone.
[00:56] Mito
    I get the feeling you're really
     expecting a lot from me here.
[00:59] Shiro
    Now, let's get a glimpse of
     how refined Mito-sama is.
[01:02] Everyone
    Three!
[01:03] Mito
    A countdown?!
[01:03] Everyone
    Two!
[01:04] Everyone
    One!
[01:05] Everyone
    Go!
[01:08] Mito
    The latest and greatest...
[01:10] Mito
    Transcendentally, splendiferously
     refined class president!
[01:13] Mito
    The woman who loves,
    and is loved by, refinement—
SIGN    We apologize for this unsightly display of refinement.
[01:19] Shiro
    Well, let's put what we learned
     in today's lesson to use!
[01:23] Shiro
    Ready, and...
[01:25] Shiro
    Virtual-san is looking!
[03:12] Elu
    Virtual-san is looking, elu elu.
SIGN    Virtual Real
    Was Looking
    Episode 5
[03:19] Shiro
    It's a giant Siro!
[03:21] Hime
    Where did it come from?!
[03:24] Mito
    I think I understand what's going on.
[03:26] Mito
    Could it be that this world is your...
[03:33] Mob D
    Hold it!
[03:37] Mob D
    Remove them! By force!
[03:40] Akari
    In public, during broad daylight? We can't!
[03:43] Mito
    Again, I'm not sure what you're imagining!
[03:47] Mob D
    You need to hand them over!
SIGN    Mob D
[03:51] Robo
    I... can't do that!
[03:53] Mob D
    Then we'll remove you by force, too!
[03:56] Mob D
    Remove by force!
[03:58] Mob D
    Remove by force!
[03:59] Mob D
    Remove by force!
[04:01] Akari
    What do we do?
[04:02] Mito
    We'll just have to watch over him.
[04:05] Mito
    This is an important battle,
    one that can't be avoided.
[04:10] Shiro
    But at this rate, he'll...
[04:14] Mito
    He's the one who will determine
    whether or not this world can change.
SIGN    To Be Continued
[04:26] Shiro
    I thought we were done for!
[04:28] Shiro
    It's such a relief to be alive!
[04:30] Akari
    Hey, do you guys want to do a barbecue?
[04:33] Akari
    While the weather's still cold!
[04:34] Hina
    Meat! Yes!
[04:36] Hime
    I'm in! I'm ready to eat!
[04:38] Hinata
    Me too!
[04:39] Mito
    I get the feeling this group
     is all eaters and no cooks.
[04:42] Shiro
    Hey, if you were going to bring one thing
     to the barbecue, what would it be?
[04:47] Hime
    Meat buns!
[04:47] Akari
    Ginkgo nuts, ginkgo nuts!
    Ginkgo nuts, ginkgo nuts!
[04:54] Akari
    That scared me!
[04:56] Akari
    What was that shaking—
[04:57] Akari
    Hey, look outside!
[05:00] Everyone
    Magma?!
[05:02] Shiro
    Are we on a volcano again?!
[05:04] Hina
    No, we're even closer to one this time!
[05:08] Mito
    You're right, the bottom of
     my feet feel really hot!
[05:10] Mito
    Like we're being cooked from below!
[05:13] Hina
    Hot, hot!
[05:13] Hina
    Great, looks like we're gonna
     be served at the barbecue!
[05:17] Hinata
    But I like eating, not being eaten!
[05:21] Akari
    Oh, fine, then... I'll just have to
     eat you up then, Hinata-chan!
[05:30] Mito
    Everyone, calm down.
[05:32] Mito
    I think we're basically done for.
[05:34] Mito
    No sense in fighting it.
[05:36] Mito
    Let's all get in some proper
    last words before we pass on.
[05:38] Mito
    If you'd start us off, Akari-san.
[05:40] Akari
    Right.
[05:40] Akari
    Hear me well...
[05:42] Akari
    Don't you ever stop!
[05:44] Hina
    What next?
[05:46] Mito
    If you'd go ahead, Siro-san.
[05:48] Siro
    Horse, thank you for everything.
[05:52] Mito
    Hime-san, you're up.
[05:54] Hime
    In my next life... I'll be the
     number one chuckling dumpling!
[05:58] Akari
    You're the only one of those.
[05:59] Mito
    Very much so.
[06:01] Mito
    Go ahead, Hina-san.
[06:03] Hina
    Make sure to dunk my computer in the tub.
[06:07] Akari
    That's a good idea! A really good idea!
[06:09] Mito
    You're next, Hinata-san.
[06:11] Hinata
    I have no regrets about the life I have lived!
[06:15] Everyone
    So cool!
[06:17] Mito
    I'll go ahead and wrap it up, then.
[06:19] Mito
    Uh, thank you for having us here,
[06:22] Mito
    on this wonderful occasion on
    a clear, but magma-filled, day.
[06:25] Mito
    It's said that there are three
    types of sanctity in life, which...
[06:28] Hime
    Too long!
[06:29] Shiro
    I don't know what it is,
     but I'm starting to feel good!
[06:34] Hinata
    Something about sinking
     into magma like this...
[06:37] Hinata
    It reminds me of that movie.
[06:41] Hime
    In that case, let's end it with that line!
[06:43] Hime
    Ready, and...
[06:44] Everyone
    I'll be back!
[06:55] Sora
    Let's say it together!
[06:57] Sora
    Virtual-san is looking!
[07:02] Uma
    Virtual-san is looking.
[07:04] Uma
    And so am I.
[07:12] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:13] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:14] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:15] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:16] Gori
    It's a monkey!
SIGN    A... monkey?
[07:20] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:21] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:22] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:23] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:24] Gori
    On a southern island!
SIGN    Does he mean South Africa?
[07:27] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:28] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:29] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:30] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:31] Gori
    With the long tail!
SIGN    A tail...?
[07:35] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:36] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:37] Gori
    Hello, hello!
[07:38] Aoi
    Hello, hello!
[07:39] Gori
    There was a monkey!
[07:43] Aoi
    Dude, you've got it wrong.
[07:44] Aoi
    Fuji Aoi!
SIGN    Fuji Aoi Park
[07:47] Gori
    Hello.
[07:50] Mito
    Big trouble, big trouble!
SIGN    Big trouble, Akari-chan!
[07:55] Mito
    Akari-chan, there's really big trouble!
[08:05] Akari
    What is it, Mito-chan?
[08:06] Mito
    Akari-san, we've got really big trouble!
[08:08] Akari
    Don't cry! What is it? What's wrong?
[08:11] Mito
    Someone with the pen name "Manami-chan,
[08:13] Mito
    a.k.a. Omana," is worried about something!
[08:14] Akari
    Omana!
[08:15] Mito
    Please, read this.
[08:16] Akari
    Got it. Omana, huh? Okay.
[08:18] Akari
    "Akari-san, hello."
[08:19] Mito
    Hello.
[08:20] Akari
    H'lo!
[08:21] Akari
    I'm in my second year of
     college and looking for jobs,
[08:23] Akari
    but during interviews,
     I always get too nervous to talk.
[08:24] Mito
    Right, right, right.
[08:24] Akari
    Please, tell me how to stay
     cool in important situations!
[08:32] Mito
    Well, I'm a high schools student, butts...
SIGN    Problem: How to not get nervous
                    during important moments?
[08:35] Mito
    I mean, a high school student, but—
[08:36] Akari
    High school student butts!
[08:38] Mito
    A high school student, however!
[08:39] Akari
    Yeah?
[08:40] Mito
    However, since I've been lucky enough
     to be in assorted big productions,
[08:44] Mito
    I understand how she feels!
[08:45] Akari
    Oh, yeah, it's easy to get nervous.
[08:46] Mito
    Especially with interviews.
[08:48] Akari
    Let's see, a way to not get nervous in
    critical situations, so you can act normal...
[08:52] Akari
    What would be the trick?
[08:57] Mito
    Oh, Mirai-san? Mirai-san!
[09:01] Yami
    No need to be nervous.
SIGN    Hikari
SIGN    Yami
[09:03] Yami
    Nobody doing an interview is
    gonna be worth a damn anyway.
[09:06] Hikari
    That's not true!
[09:09] Hikari
    I'm sure that if they're doing the interviews,
     they have to be important!
[09:13] Yami
    That kind of naïve crap is why people
     get choked up in the first place.
[09:18] Yami
    Just mess around on your
    phone and answer casually.
[09:22] Hikari
    There's no way you'd get
     a job with that attitude!
[09:27] Yami
    Well... I don't care!
[09:31] Hikari
    No good... Akari, you take it from here!
[09:35] Mito
    Hello? Mirai-san! Mirai-san?!
[09:39] Akari
    Sorry, I'm back.
[09:41] Mito
    Welcome back.
[09:43] Akari
    Pen name Manami-chan! Here's the bottom line!
[09:47] Mito
    She's going to expose it!
     Her firm bottom line!
[09:51] Akari
    You need to go to a toy store!
[09:54] Akari
    The best thing to do when you're
    nervous is to focus on a simple task.
[09:59] Mito
    I see.
[10:00] Akari
    Apparently, if you talk while doing a
    jigsaw puzzle, you'll naturally be less tense!
[10:04] Mito
    I see!
[10:05] Mito
    You're dividing your attention, essentially.
[10:07] Akari
    Right!
[10:08] Akari
    So Manami-chan should head to a
    toy store and buy a Rubik's Cube!
[10:14] Akari
    Then she should practice
     with it a bunch at home!
[10:16] Akari
    Until she can solve it in five minutes!
[10:18] Akari
    Then, when it's time for
    the interview, she says this:
[10:21] Akari
    "I've got a talent for solving Rubik's Cubes.
[10:24] Akari
    I'm going to solve this one
    before this interview is over."
[10:27] Mito
    Is that a good idea?!
[10:29] Akari
    Then she focuses on the Rubik's Cube!
[10:31] Akari
    There's a time limit, after all.
[10:32] Mito
    But she has to answer the
     interview questions, too.
[10:35] Akari
    It'll be fine!
[10:36] Mito
    "Is there anything you're
     focused on at the moment?"
[10:41] Akari
    "Getting this red side sorted, I'd say."
[10:44] Mito
    That's not the point of the question!
[10:46] Akari
    But did you notice, Mito-chan?
[10:48] Akari
    Wasn't nervous at all, was I?
[10:50] Mito
    Y-You're right!
[10:52] Akari
    And then once she solves
    it like she said, it'll be like,
[10:56] Akari
    "She can really deliver on what she says!"
[10:58] Akari
    Talk about leaving a positive impression!
[11:01] Mito
    Not getting nervous and passing the interview!
    Two birds with one stone!
[11:05] Akari
    Now all that's left is to
    practice with a Rubik's Cube!
[11:08] Mito
    Oh, right, right.
[11:09] Mito
    Someone else is going to
    bring the letter by next week!
[11:12] Akari
    This is your last time, Mito-chan?
[11:13] Mito
    Yes!
[11:14] Akari
    I'll miss you! Let me give you a lick!
[11:16] Mito
    If you'll excuse me!
[11:17] Akari
    Bye-bye!
[11:18] Mito
    Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom!
SIGN    Big Trouble!
    Akari-chan
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
    School
[11:30] Hime
    This is finally the last one!
[11:33] Hime
    Augh, it's the old maid!
[11:38] Hinata
    Looks like I win!
[11:39] Hinata
    There!
[11:40] Hinata
    It's the old maid!
[11:44] Hime
    It seems that God wants me to win.
[11:47] Hime
    That one!
[11:49] Hime
    It's the old maid again!
[11:51] Hinata
    This is quite a battle.
[11:53] Hinata
    But... this will be the end!
[11:56] Hinata
    I win—again?!
[11:59] Hinata
    I'm getting tired of this.
[12:02] Hime
    This joker sure does turn up a lot!
[12:06] Hime
    Not again!
[12:09] Hinata
    I don't wanna run into the old maid again.
[12:13] Mito
    You two are going to be late!
[12:15] Both
    The old maid!
[12:16] Mito
    Who the hell are you calling an old maid?!
[12:19] Hime & Other Hina
    Run for it!
[12:20] Mito
    Get back here, you two!
[12:22] Mito
    Hold it right there!
SIGN    Hinata-chan Heads to
     School
[12:29] Hime & Hina
    Virtual-san is looking!
SIGN    Trivia
    Diner
[12:38] Shiro
    Oh, it's Hinata-chan! Welcome!
[12:41] Kaede
    I am so fed up!
[12:44] Kaede
    Can I get some trivia about trips, please?
SIGN    Trivia, go!
[12:53] Shiro
    You know, trips can also
    be a type of internet lingo.
[12:56] Shiro
    There's the famous message board, 2channel,
[13:00] Shiro
    where all the posts are anonymous by default,
[13:03] Shiro
    so that people can write whatever they
    want without worrying about prying eyes.
[13:06] Shiro
    But sometimes if you're making a string
     of posts, you don't want to give a name,
[13:11] Shiro
    but you want people to know it's the same
     person responsible for previous posts!
[13:16] Shiro
    You get what I mean, right, Hinata-chan?
[13:18] Shiro
    For times like that,
[13:19] Shiro
    you can get a string of random characters
     that will indicate who made the post!
[13:25] Shiro
    It's called a tripcode or "trip"!
[13:29] Shiro
    By the way, 2channel has now
    changed its name to 5channel.
[13:36] Hinata
    Wow, really?
[13:39] Hinata
    Your trivia is always so handy, Siro-chan!
SIGN    It's 3 PM,
    Class President.
[13:48] Mito
    I wonder who's here this week?
[13:55] Elu
    Oh, Mito-san, I've been waiting!
[13:58] Mito
    Huh? And you are?
[13:59] Elu
    I-it's me, Elu!
[14:00] Mito
    Right.
[14:01] Mito
    Okay, Elu-san, let's get started on the
    ultimate "Would you rather" committee.
[14:04] Mito
    Here is today's especially ultimate choice!
[14:08] Mito
    Let's say you can only respond
     to questions one way from now on.
[14:10] Mito
    Which would you prefer?
[14:12] Mito
    A) Yes. B) No.
[14:14] Elu
    So you either become a yes man for life,
     or someone who always says no.
[14:17] Elu
    That is pretty ultimate.
[14:18] Mito
    Which do you pick?
[14:19] Elu
    I'd go with "yes."
[14:20] Mito
    But why?
[14:21] Elu
    I mean, I'd rather be the kind of
     person who says "yes" than "no."
[14:25] Elu
    Doesn't that just give a more
     positive impression overall?
[14:26] Mito
    It does seem more friendly, indeed.
[14:28] Elu
    Right?
[14:29] Elu
    I'm kind of self-conscious
     about that sort of thing.
[14:31] Mito
    Oh, Elu-chan, would you carry my bags?
[14:33] Elu
    Oh, sure.
[14:34] Mito
    And can I break your finger?
[14:36] Elu
    Uh... okay.
[14:38] Mito
    You just agreed, so I'm gonna do it, okay?
[14:40] Elu
    Oh boy, that's... maybe I
    should change my answer.
[14:40] Mito
    Just you wait.
[14:43] Mito
    Really?
[14:44] Elu
    But y'know, there's something kind of
    standoffish about only ever saying no.
[14:47] Mito
    Ah, but you see, I've got
     a plan to counteract that.
[14:50] Elu
    What, really?
[14:51] Elu
    Okay, I'll ask some questions.
[14:52] Mito
    Okay.
[14:53] Elu
    Mito-Mito-chan, you want to
     treat me to sushi today?
[14:57] Mito
    Nope.
[14:58] Mito
    But I'm kind of hungry, so...
[15:01] Mito
    I guess I could go, maybe.
[15:06] Elu
    Well, you and I are good friends, right?
[15:09] Mito
    Nope.
[15:11] Mito
    But I've got an opening in my friend roster.
[15:14] Mito
    So I guess I could fit you in, maybe...
[15:17] Elu
    So the trick is to become a tsundere.
[15:18] Mito
    Exactly, all you need to do is act tsundere.
[15:20] Elu
    That's actually pretty slick.
[15:21] Mito
    And time's up!
[15:23] Mito
    It was fuzzy for a moment,
    but the correct answer is "no"!
[15:27] Elu
    Yeah, I'm actually convinced.
[15:29] Mito
    That's right!
[15:30] Mito
    Tsundere is on the verge of passing from the
    lexicon, so let's prop it up aggressively!
[15:37] Kerin
    Virtual-san is looking.
[15:39] Kerin
    Let's blow it up!
SIGN    Unity-chan Wants to
    Roll Around
[15:42] Unity
    Unity-chan!
[15:45] Unity
    Here they come!
[15:48] Unity
    There!
[15:50] Unity
    Take that!
[15:51] Unity
    Piece of cake!
[15:56] Unity
    There you are! This time,
     I'm getting that rare drop!
[16:00] Unity
    Mega magic!
[16:02] Unity
    Ultimate Croquette Power Kick!
SIGN    Everyone's
    Virtual-san
SIGN    Pen Name: Yosshuchan
SIGN    We want to see your characters!
    Check out the Virtualsan - Looking
     official website for details!
[16:14] Yossuh
    Hello there. So, the other
     day I was at the pub,
[16:17] Yossuh
    and these people were making a ton of noise,
[16:18] Yossuh
    and I couldn't take it anymore,
[16:20] Yossuh
    so I let them have it!
[16:21] Yossuh
    Like, "Do you want some of these edamame?"
[16:22] Yossuh
    What did you think I meant
     by letting them have it?
SIGN    Previously on Kerin Slayer.
[16:30] Everybody
    Harutrash Sword!
[16:32] Everybody
    We're getting blown away!
SIGN    Kerin Slayer.
[16:38] Hina
    Hey, what are we doing
     in a big city like this?
[16:42] Hime
    It's been a few years since Kerin disappeared,
[16:44] Hime
    but I got a tip that he's living in this city.
[16:47] Hina
    The dark elf who lives in the
    woods of Gunma... in the city?
[16:50] Hime
    Yep, yep! I know how it sounds.
[16:52] Hime
    I think he should be around here, somewhere.
[16:56] Hina
    Kerin!
[16:57] Hime
    Yo! How you been?
[16:59] Kerin
    Who are you people?
[17:01] Hime
    You forgot about us?!
[17:03] Hime
    We used to shoot missiles and
    magic around, trying to kill each other!
[17:08] Hina
    That's right!
[17:10] Hina
    You always got the short end of the stick,
[17:12] Hina
    but your ballistics and
    Himehina were pretty close!
[17:15] Hime
    Yep.
[17:15] Kerin
    Oh, you two...
[17:17] Kerin
    I don't even feel like
    starting anything anymore.
[17:21] Hime
    You reek of booze!
[17:22] Hina
    Kerin, what happened to you?
[17:24] Kerin
    Oh, me?
[17:26] Kerin
    I wanted to polish myself...
[17:28] Kerin
    for when I would meet Elu-san again,
     so I came to the city.
[17:32] Kerin
    And it beat me.
[17:34] Hina
    But how?
[17:37] Hina
    What were you doing here?
[17:39] Kerin
    I was a small-time host.
[17:41] Kerin
    I figured if I became number one,
     then Elu-san might notice me.
[17:45] Kerin
    So I brushed myself off, and worked hard.
[17:48] Kerin
    But I was never able to beat that horse guy.
SIGN    Virtual
[17:52] Kerin
    People would always request him.
[17:55] Kerin
    Kept saying he was cute,
     trying to confess to the sister...
[17:58] Hime
    So you couldn't win, quit being a host,
     and became a drunk.
[18:03] Hime
    That's not the Kerin I know!
     I'm so disappointed in you!
[18:06] Hime
    What happened to all your energy?!
[18:08] Hime
    Shoot a few missiles at us or something!
[18:12] Kerin
    You keep talking...
[18:14] Kerin
    Did you really think I didn't
     do anything else in this city?
[18:18] Kerin
    Fine, then... I'll show you!
[18:20] Kerin
    Too late to change your mind!
[18:22] Hina
    Th-This might be bad...
[18:24] Hina
    I can sense an intense night energy!
[18:26] Kerin
    Super Mega Liquor Magic!
[18:29] Kerin
    Buchichamp de'Oom!
SIGN    Buchichamp de'Oom
[18:30] Kerin
    Time to drink the night away!
[18:33] Hina
    That's total host magic!
[18:35] Hina
    If that thing hits us we're going
     to get drunk and have hangovers!
[18:39] Hina
    We're underage, though! This is a bad matchup!
[18:42] Hina
    We need to deflect it, Hime!
[18:43] Hime
    Okay! Ready, and...
[18:45] Hime
    Ukon Shield!
SIGN    Ukon
SIGN    Shield
[18:50] Mito
    The latest and greatest...
[18:52] Kerin
    What is this?!
[18:54] Hime
    It... It can't be...
[18:55] Hina
    That looks like...
SIGN    Sister!
[19:07] Uma
    Please! I need to talk to you today, Sister.
[19:10] Sister
    What is it, dear horse?
[19:12] Sora
    Listen, Sister!
[19:12] Uma
    Well the thing is—
[19:19] Sister
    What is it?
[19:20] Sora
    People from Kansai always say
    "but I dunno" after everything, right?
[19:23] Sister
    Some certainly do.
[19:25] Sora
    So do they know? Or not? Which is it?!
[19:28] Sister
    What makes you ask that, Sora-san?
[19:30] Sora
    I asked a friend of mine
    from Kansai questions.
[19:32] Sora
    I got a really serious answer,
     and at first I was impressed.
[19:35] Sora
    But then at the end there
    was a "but I dunno"! So I told her!
[19:40] Sora
    "Make up yer friggin' mind!"
[19:42] Sister
    Oh my, now you've got the accent, too.
[19:45] Sister
    But Sora-san, they're not trying to
    avoid responsibility by saying that.
[19:49] Sora
    Really?
[19:50] Sister
    They're trying to impart to you that
     it's only their personal opinion,
[19:52] Sister
    and that they have no
     hard basis for their claims,
[19:55] Sister
    so that you should probably
     look into the issue more seriously.
[19:57] Sora
    I get it!
[19:58] Sora
    I better apologize to my
    friend I snapped at, then!
[20:03] Sister
    May you be virtually blessed.
[20:05] Uma
    "But I dunno" is a type of politeness!
SIGN    Sister!
[20:11] Sister
    God bless you.
[20:14] Sister
    Virtual-san is looking.
[20:17] Hina
    Okay, we've got a letter here, everybody!
[20:20] Hina
    It's from someone with
    the pen name "Hello, everyone!"
[20:23] Everyone
    Thanks for writing!
[20:26] Hina
    "Lately, I've fallen down a VTuber hole!"
[20:29] Hina
    "Are there any newer VTubers you would
    recommend to a neophyte like me?"
[20:34] Hina
    It says!
[20:35] Akari
    Oh, oh, me!
[20:36] Akari
    Well, do you guys know...
[20:39] Akari
    There's this one called "Mirai Akari."
[20:41] Shiro
    Never heard of him.
[20:41] Mito
    Doesn't ring a bell.
SIGN    This is going to run long, so we'll have the
     six of them each recommend a VTuber
[20:48] Akari
    I'd say Pinky Pop Hepburn-chan!
SIGN    Mirai Akari's 
    Recommended VTuber
    Pinky Pop
    Hepburn
SIGN    Big Boobs (?)
SIGN    Cyber Girl Siro's
    Recommended VTuber
    Unity-chan
[20:53] Shiro
    I'd say Unity-chan!
[20:58] Hime
    I want to introduce
    people to Ginga Alice-chan!
SIGN    Tanaka Hime's
    Recommended VTuber
    Ginga Alice
SIGN    Invading Alien
SIGN    Suzuki Hina's
    Recommended VTuber
    Tomari Mari
[21:04] Hina
    I'm actually really into a guy who reincarnated
     as Tomari Mari-chan, at the moment.
SIGN    A Reincarnated Guy
[21:08] Hinata
    Do you guys know Kafu-chan?
SIGN    Nekomiya Hinata's
    Recommended VTuber
    Kafu
SIGN    Studying for Exams!
[21:11] Everbody
    Oh, yeah!
[21:13] Mito
    I recommend Marie Android.
SIGN    Tsukino Mito's
    Recommended VTuber
    Marie Android
SIGN    Her Eyes Are Wide Open
[21:16] Mito
    Her eyes are always really wide open.
[21:19] Hina
    Well, pen name "Hello, everybody!"
[21:20] Hina
    I hope you take a look at the
    VTubers we recommended today
[21:24] Hina
    and fall down a whole bunch of new holes!
[21:27] Hina
    And so, until next week,
[21:29] Hina
    Virtual-san is looking!
[23:09] Omega Sisters
    Hey, hey, hey there! Everybody feeling Omega?!
SIGN    Omega Sisters
[23:12] Rei
    I'm Omega Rei!
[23:12] Rio
    And I'm Omega Rio!
[23:13] Rei
    We're here to do the next episode preview
     for the finale of Virtual-san - Looking.
[23:19] Rio
    Wow, amazing.
[23:20] Rei
    Next time is the finale!
     The last episode, Rio.
[23:22] Rio
    The last one!
[23:24] Rio
    But they didn't tell us what happens,
     so we can't tell you anything!
[23:27] Rei
    Yeah.
[23:27] Rio
    Right?
[23:28] Rei
    Y'know, this title reminds me of something.
[23:30] Rio
    You're not supposed to point out the parodies!
[23:32] Rei
    Ah, it'll be fine.
[23:33] Rio
    Yeah, I think so. Sure.
[23:34] Both
    Next time is
    "The Disappearance of Virtual-san."
SIGN    Next Time
    "The Disappearance of Virtual-san"
[23:36] Both
    And Virtual-san will be
     looking next week, too!