# E1 - Untitled
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**[00:03] Uma**
This is Virtual Town.
**[00:04] Uma**
I'm Uma.
**[00:06] Uma**
A humanoid horse.
**[00:07] Uma**
Or maybe an equine human?
**[00:08] Uma**
Either way, I'm a horse that talks a lot.
**[00:11] Uma**
In this virtual world, there are
lots of special people like me.
**[00:15] Uma**
For example, there's a
peanut that talks a lot,
**[00:17] Uma**
a guy who pretends to be a beautiful girl,
**[00:19] Uma**
and this dude who's always
shooting off missiles.
**[00:20] Uma**
Grandmas, gorillas, raccoon dog
ninjas, Hello **** and a st****—
**[00:24] Uma**
Actually, I had better leave it at
that, before we get in trouble.
**[00:28] Uma**
Yep!
**[00:30] Uma**
And right now, passing in
front of us, is Mirai Akari.
***SIGN*** Mirai Akari
**[00:34] Uma**
She's a sexy, upbeat older girl who's
constantly sexually harassing her juniors.
**[00:38] Akari**
Puberty, yeah!
**[00:41] Uma**
This is Cyber Girl Siro.
***SIGN*** Cyber Girl Siro
**[00:43] Uma**
She is *not* the crazy psychopathic
combat AI, Siro Iruka.
**[00:47] Uma**
An intensely cute, classy idol.
**[00:50] Siro**
Oh boy, fresh prey!
**[00:54] Narration**
The girl with the strange walk is the
red half of HIMEHINA, Tanaka Hime.
***SIGN*** Tanaka Hime
**[00:58] Narration**
A chortling girl who never stops talking.
**[01:00] Hime**
Time for the rumbly crab shuffle!
**[01:05] Uma**
On her tail is the girl with the
slightly sexy exposed midriff...
***SIGN*** Suzuki Hina
**[01:09] Uma**
The blue half of HIMEHINA, Suzuki Hina.
**[01:12] Hina**
Hime! You're flashing your panties!
Cover that up!
**[01:14] ---**
There's broadcast standards!
**[01:16] Hinata**
Ow...
**[01:17] Uma**
The one who just fell right now is
the low-energy tomboy, Nekomiya Hinata.
***SIGN*** Nekomiya Hinata
**[01:21] Uma**
She has first rate skill at shooters,
but her tank top is super loose.
**[01:26] Hinata**
That really hurt... but I've
got video games waiting for me.
**[01:31] Uma**
Last up is the class president
with long, black hair, Tsukino Mito.
***SIGN*** Tsukino Mito
**[01:34] Uma**
She often tries to show her
superiority to all of Virtual Town,
**[01:38] Uma**
but unfortunately, she's a total small fry.
**[01:39] Mito**
Now, everyone, you mustn't run like that.
**[01:41] Mito**
You must elegantly walk like I do,
with your knees knocked. Like this!
**[01:47] Uma**
Looks like it's going to be another
fun day in the virtual world today!
**[01:51] Uma**
Yep!
**[01:56] Akari**
Okay girls, gather around!
***SIGN*** Fiberoptic Virtual Student Dorm
**[01:58] Akari**
Meeting time!
**[01:59] Akari**
We've got a meeting!
**[02:00] Hinata**
A meeting?
**[02:02] Hime**
What kind of meeting?
Where we show off our underwear?
**[02:04] Akari**
No, Tanaka!
**[02:05] Shiro**
I know! I bet it's a meeting where
Akari-chan shares her lust with all of us!
**[02:10] Hime**
That's great!
**[02:12] Akari & Hina**
Would that be great?
**[02:13] Mito**
It's true that in the virtual world I am
treated as the classiest of the classy,
**[02:16] Mito**
in respect for my overwhelming classiness,
**[02:19] Mito**
but if by interacting with
the incarnation of libido
**[02:21] ---**
that is Akari-san, I can develop more...
**[02:22] Mito**
Then I can hardly see how a love scene
or two wouldn't be worth the cost—
**[02:25] Hime**
It's true that in the virtual world,
I am treated as the leggiest of the leggy,
**[02:28] ---**
in respect for my overwhelming legginess,
**[02:31] Hime**
so interacting with the incarnation of libido
that is Akari-san isn't the worst thing.
**[02:34] Shiro**
It's true that in the virtual world
I am treated as the queen of killers,
**[02:37] ---**
in respect for my overwhelming
skill at murder—
**[02:39] Akari**
Oh, never mind, then!
**[02:41] Akari**
Look, I get it, everybody,
but let's calm down.
**[02:43] Akari**
Because I actually have a huge announcement!
**[02:46] Akari**
It turns out that we're...
**[02:48] Shiro**
Oh, is this about the anime?
**[02:49] Hina**
Oh, I heard about that.
**[02:51] Hinata**
Akari-chan, you're lagging real bad.
**[02:52] Hime**
Seriously, we're already on the air.
See, the camera's over there, right?
**[02:55] Mito**
Hello, everyone! Are you watching?
**[02:56] Hina**
Hey, I think it's almost time!
**[02:58] Shiro**
Oh, already?
**[02:59] Shiro**
Gather around, gather around!
**[03:00] Hime**
Go, go!
**[03:01] Girls**
Okay, okay, okay!
**[03:02] Girls**
Hang on, hang on!
**[03:04] Shiro**
Okay, here we go!
**[03:05] Shiro**
Ready and...
**[03:07] All**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[04:52] Akari**
V-V-V-V...
**[04:54] Akari**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[05:08] Haruto**
It is a time of inter-galactic
war in the virtual world.
**[05:11] Haruto**
We will invade other virtual nations,
**[05:13] Haruto**
and in time, unify the galaxy...
**[05:14] Haruto**
Under our Game Club Empire!
**[05:17] Miria**
Shut it, Harutrash!
**[05:18] Miria**
Or do you want to go out the airlock?
**[05:19] Haruto**
Do you want me to kill you, pink fool?
**[05:21] Chief**
Okay you two, no fighting!
**[05:23] Ryo**
Chief, are we really going to try and
conquer the galaxy like Haru-kun says?
**[05:27] Chief**
Yep! We have to improve our ratings
in different virtual nations
**[05:30] ---**
so that we can rise to the top!
**[05:32] Ryo**
Wow, ratings still apply here?
**[05:33] Miria**
Hey Kaede-chan, I came up with a plan!
**[05:36] Chief**
Well, what is it? Tell me!
**[05:37] Miria**
I call it "The Titanic Game
Club Conquers the Galaxy!"
***SIGN*** The Titanic Game Club
Conquers the Galaxy
**[05:41] Ryo**
It's the direct approach where we become
titans who overwhelm our enemies, right?
**[05:45] Haruto**
I see you understand something, pink fool!
**[05:47] Haruto**
Power is everything!
**[05:48] Haruto**
With enough power,
your enemies will never outdo you!
**[05:51] Chief**
How do we become titans, though?
**[05:52] Miria**
I found out the other day!
**[05:54] Miria**
Apparently in space, if you bite your
own thumb, you can turn into a titan!
**[05:59] Haruto**
To think it was so simple!
**[06:01] Haruto**
Then let's begin!
**[06:04] Haruto**
I actually grew!
**[06:06] Chief**
I'll do it, too!
**[06:09] Ryo**
I wonder if it'll work for me!
**[06:11] Ryo**
I grew!
**[06:12] Miria**
You all did it!
**[06:14] Miria**
I had better go, too!
**[06:15] Voice**
*Congratulations to you.*
**[06:16] Miria**
Right, this is how it worked last time.
**[06:18] Chief**
Looks like we're all set to go.
**[06:20] Chief**
Time to invade some enemy nations!
**[06:22] Narration**
*Thank you for riding with us.*
**[06:22] Haruto**
What?!
**[06:23] Haruto**
Something's happening to my body...
**[06:25] Chief**
Huh? Why'd you all shrink?
**[06:27] Chief**
Is this treachery?!
**[06:28] Miria**
That's weird. I think it must be hereditary.
**[06:31] Miria**
You have good genetics, Kaede-chan!
**[06:33] Chief**
How could you all be so mean
and leave me like this?!
**[06:36] Miria**
Kaede-chan!
**[06:37] Voice**
*Congratulations to you.*
**[06:38] Ryo**
Miria-chan!
**[06:39] Haruto**
Pink fool!
**[06:41] Chief**
I don't want to be stuck like this!
I want to turn back!
**[06:45] Ryo**
Chief, wait a second—
**[06:46] Voice**
*Congratulations to you.*
**[06:48] Haruto**
Impossible... To obliterate
us after a mere two blows...
**[06:51] Haruto**
Ch-Chief, calm down for a second.
**[06:53] Chief**
They're all gone... You want to
be with them, don't you, Haruto?
**[06:56] Haruto**
S-Stop, please! Stay away, no!
**[06:59] Voice**
*Happy New Year.*
**[07:02] Chief**
Everybody's gone...
**[07:03] Chief**
The road to the Game Club's
conquest is still a long one.
**[07:13] All**
Virtual Grandmother!
**[07:17] Granny**
Ryugen Higo.
***SIGN*** Grandma
***SIGN*** Ryugen
Higo
**[07:19] Granny**
It's a term for baseless rumors.
**[07:22] Granny**
It naturally refers to rumors that are
being spread that have no basis in reality.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[07:30] Granny**
In 1973, there was a toilet paper panic.
***SIGN*** Grandma
***SIGN*** Ryugen Higo
**[07:35] Granny**
Because of the oil shock at the time,
**[07:37] ---**
the government announced there
would be paper rationing.
**[07:42] Granny**
And because of that, people started to
fear they would run out of toilet paper,
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[07:46] ---**
and as a result began
buying it up excessively.
**[07:51] Granny**
At the time, I...
**[07:54] ---**
had just turned twenty, I think.
***SIGN*** Grandma
**[07:59] Granny**
You'd go to the bathroom in a department
store or use a public bathroom,
**[08:02] ---**
and there'd be no toilet paper!
**[08:05] Granny**
Can you imagine the kind of shock that'd be?
**[08:08] Granny**
If you went to a public restroom,
**[08:11] ---**
your only choice would be to
pray-per for paper! Get it?
***SIGN*** "Pray-per for Paper"
**[08:14] Granny**
Prayer for a square, if you would.
***SIGN*** Grandma
***SIGN*** Ryugen Higo
**[08:27] Mito**
What is with you?! It's not like virtual-san
is looking all the time, y'know!
***SIGN*** This segment is called
Let's Go! To Class
**[08:35] Akari**
I wish spring vacation
would get here already.
**[08:40] Hime**
We just got done with winter vacation!
In a rush much?
**[08:43] Shiro**
But you always tend to wonder when the next
vacation is after you finish one, don't you?
**[08:48] Akari**
I know what you mean!
Even if you got plenty of rest!
**[08:51] Akari**
You still end up wondering
when the next one is.
**[08:54] Hinata**
It's so easy to start slacking
off during vacation, too.
**[08:57] Hina**
I'm pretty sure you're always
slacking off, Hinata-chan.
**[08:59] Hinata**
You're wrong, Hina-chan.
**[09:01] Hinata**
I'm just practicing for
video games in my head.
**[09:03] Mito**
Well, during vacation I continue
my proper, disciplined lifestyle,
**[09:07] ---**
so I never notice much of a change.
**[09:08] Hime**
The classy life?
**[09:10] Mito**
Precisely.
**[09:10] Shiro**
Ah, the sound of class.
**[09:12] Akari**
That's impressive! Erotic, even!
**[09:14] Mito**
I-Is it?
**[09:15] Mito**
I think it's quite normal.
**[09:19] Hinata**
What? What was that?
**[09:21] Akari**
What was that shaking?!
And is it suddenly hot—
**[09:25] Shiro**
Hey, look outside!
**[09:26] Shiro**
Is that a volcano?
**[09:27] Hinata**
It's so hot!
**[09:29] Hinata**
I hate the heat. Can't stand it...
**[09:33] Hime**
Why's there a volcano outside the classroom?!
**[09:35] Hime**
The heat's gonna kill us! We better evacuate!
**[09:38] Hina**
Where do we evacuate?
There's lava everywhere outside!
**[09:41] Hina**
If we leave the building, we're dead!
**[09:43] Akari**
What should we do?
**[09:46] Akari**
Huh? Class Prez?
**[09:48] Akari**
Do you realize what's going on?!
**[09:50] Mito**
This is nothing remarkable.
It's no different than every day life.
**[09:53] Hime**
Uh, no, it's not!
There usually aren't volcanoes!
**[09:55] Mito**
What are a few volcanoes?
**[09:57] Mito**
If you watch movies, there are
bound to be volcanoes showing up.
**[09:59] Hinata**
So hot! Dying!
**[10:01] Mito**
It's totally normal, if you
think of it as a sauna.
**[10:04] Hina**
The volcano's erupting!
**[10:05] Mito**
Well, of course a volcano would erupt!
**[10:07] Mito**
Honestly, you're all
making far too much fuss.
**[10:09] Mito**
Just think of this as our usual classroom.
**[10:12] Akari**
Okay. The usual classroom...
**[10:15] Akari**
Hello!
**[10:16] Akari**
Good morning!
**[10:16] Others**
Good morning!
**[10:18] Akari**
Let's do our best today again, okay?
**[10:21] Akari**
Okay, this isn't working!
**[10:23] Akari**
It's so hot! I'm gonna die!
**[10:24] Mito**
You can't even manage that, Akari-san?
**[10:26] Shiro**
Uh, hey... is that... magma headed this way?
**[10:30] Mito**
That's right, Siro-san, the volcano
exploded and the magma shot forth,
**[10:34] ---**
so that's only natural.
***SIGN*** I'm gonna bring the heat!
**[10:38] Hinata**
This is bad! If we don't do something...
**[10:41] Hinata**
It's gonna hit us! We'll be killed!
**[10:42] Mito**
Oh, be quiet!
**[10:43] Mito**
A volcano explodes, shooting magma about,
and it's headed right for us!
**[10:47] Mito**
Of course we'd die! It's totally normal!
**[10:48] Mito**
Wait, is it normal to die like that?
**[10:50] Mito**
N-No, it's not!
**[10:51] Mito**
No!
**[10:52] Peanut**
Here it comes!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[11:05] Granny**
Grandmother is watching.
**[11:10] Aoi**
One-two, one-two, one-two, one-two...
**[11:12] Gori**
Hello... Hello... Hello...
**[11:16] Aoi**
Gori-chan, you've got a
spring in your step today!
**[11:18] Gori**
Hello!
**[11:19] Aoi**
Something good happen?
**[11:20] Gori**
Hello.
**[11:21] Aoi**
Did you win a lottery?
**[11:22] Gori**
Hello...
**[11:23] Aoi**
Did the total at checkout
turn out to be 777 yen?
**[11:26] Gori**
Hello?
**[11:28] Aoi**
I know! You lost some weight, right?
**[11:30] Aoi**
You seem lighter!
**[11:31] Gori**
Yesterday, I was peeling a banana, right?
Since I'm on a diet.
**[11:36] Aoi**
Damn, Gori-chan, you're such a lady!
***SIGN*** Fuji Aoi Park
**[11:40] Aoi**
Fuji Aoi!
**[11:42] Gori**
Hello.
**[11:43] Hime**
Big trouble, big trouble!
***SIGN*** Big trouble, Akari-chan!
**[11:49] Hime**
Akari-chan, there's big trouble!
**[11:53] Akari**
What is it, Hime?!
**[11:55] Hime**
Mirai-san! We've got really big trouble!
**[11:57] Akari**
What, what is it?!
**[11:58] Hime**
Someone with the pen name
"Takeru-kun" is in trouble!
**[12:01] Hime**
Here, read it already!
**[12:04] Akari**
"Akari-san, hello."
**[12:05] Akari**
Hello.
**[12:06] Akari**
"The other day, I had a
meeting with my friend,"
**[12:09] Akari**
"but I overslept and was an hour late,
and they were furious."
**[12:12] Akari**
"They haven't talked to me since.
What should I do?"
**[12:15] Hime**
Such a hot voice!
**[12:17] Hime**
But y'know, people get so mad when
you oversleep and miss stuff!
**[12:20] Akari**
You've got a point there.
**[12:22] Akari**
Maybe he should buy some snacks.
**[12:23] Hime**
Snacks?!
***SIGN*** Akari MEMO
When you oversleep, bring snacks
**[12:24] Hime**
A peace offering?
**[12:25] Akari**
But what kind of snacks should
it be, what would be best?
**[12:28] Hime**
Maybe bales of rice?
**[12:31] Akari**
I get it! Just one bale, maybe!
**[12:33] Hime**
Just one!
**[12:34] Akari**
But in your case, Takeru, maybe take two.
**[12:36] Hime**
Good point.
**[12:38] Akari**
I get it, though.
Takeru-kun wants to make amends.
**[12:41] Hime**
Yeah, he wants to patch things up.
**[12:42] Akari**
I wonder what'd be best, then?
**[12:45] Hime**
Mirai-san?
**[12:47] ---**
Mirai-san!
***SIGN*** Hikari
***SIGN*** Yami
**[12:49] Hikari**
Oh, come on, there's only one real answer!
**[12:53] Hikari**
Since it was his fault, he should apologize!
**[12:56] Yami**
Who cares?
**[12:58] Yami**
What are you getting so
worked up for, Hikari?
**[13:00] Hikari**
Oh, stop that! Be quiet!
**[13:03] Yami**
Just ignore them.
**[13:04] Hikari**
You can't!
**[13:05] Hikari**
Please, don't say things
that'll only make it worse!
**[13:10] Yami**
Look, just take him to bed.
**[13:12] Hikari**
You can't give up your body so freely!
**[13:14] Yami**
Whatever. You handle it, then, Akari.
**[13:16] Hikari**
You can do it, Akari!
**[13:17] Hime**
Hello? Hello?! Mirai-san!
**[13:23] Akari**
Sorry, I was thinking too hard there!
**[13:25] Hime**
Well, good morning.
**[13:26] Akari**
Okay, to pen name Takeru-kun!
Here's the bottom line.
**[13:30] Hime**
Is this it?! She's going
to show her bottom! Line?
**[13:33] Akari**
To make up for last time,
you set up another meeting,
**[13:36] Akari**
and then oversleep by an hour again!
**[13:39] Hime**
Instead of being on time?!
**[13:40] Akari**
And then, you suddenly grab your friend when
they're about to angrily leave, from behind!
**[13:43] Akari**
And be like, "I'm sorry, the sight of
you standing there was just so lovely,
**[13:46] ---**
I was totally fixated and couldn't move."
Something like that!
**[13:49] Hime**
That seems really romantic,
but isn't it a little bold?!
***SIGN*** Virtual Kabuki-cho
**[13:52] Hime**
Is that okay?!
**[13:53] Akari**
And then, after getting worked up,
**[13:55] Akari**
the two of them start ****ing and ****ing,
**[13:57] Akari**
before vanishing into the lights
of late night Kabuki-cho!
**[14:00] Hime**
How lewd!
**[14:01] Akari**
Ain't it though, Tanaka?
**[14:03] Hime**
But it said "friend"! What if it's
one of Takeru-kun's male friends?
**[14:11] Hime**
Well, that'll do for today!
See you next time!
**[14:14] Akari**
Come again! Take care!
**[14:16] Akari**
Next time, I'll actually serve
you something to drink!
***SIGN*** Big Trouble!
Akari-chan
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[14:26] Hinata**
It's almost time for a pork bowl,
**[14:28] Hinata**
almost time for a pork bowl...
**[14:35] Hinata**
This is bad.
**[14:37] Hinata**
It's near the end of the game.
Four survivors, including me.
**[14:40] Hinata**
From the sound of gunfire, I'm sure there
are two enemies at 1 and 11 o'clock.
**[14:44] Hinata**
There's a field in the center
of the area with good visibility.
**[14:48] Hinata**
I can't find the other one, though.
**[14:50] Hinata**
Is he in that house?
**[14:52] Hinata**
If I waltz out into the field, I'm going
to come under fire from three directions
**[14:57] Hinata**
and that'll be the end.
**[14:59] Hinata**
What do I do?
**[15:00] Hinata**
I have to think up a way to win!
**[15:04] Hinata**
I have to...
**[15:07] Akari**
Hinata!
**[15:08] Hinata**
I win!
**[15:09] Akari**
What's wrong?
**[15:09] Hinata**
Wait, no, not that...
**[15:10] Akari**
You look really intense.
**[15:12] Hinata**
A-A pork bowl!
**[15:13] Hinata**
I wanted to go get a pork bowl.
**[15:16] Akari**
Oh, I see.
**[15:17] Akari**
Well, they are yummy, right?
**[15:19] Akari**
See you!
**[15:21] Hinata**
See you... yeah.
**[15:24] Hinata**
Pork bowls are best for lunch.
***SIGN*** Hinata-chan Heads to
School
**[15:29] Kerin**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[15:31] Kerin**
Blow them away!
***SIGN*** Trivia
Diner
**[15:38] Shiro**
Oh, it's Tsukino Mito-chan! Welcome!
**[15:41] Mito**
I am so fed up!
**[15:43] Mito**
Can I get some trivia on chocolate?
**[15:45] Shiro**
Sure, coming right up!
***SIGN*** Trivia, go!
**[15:51] Shiro**
Chocolate!
**[15:52] Shiro**
They say that Columbus was the first
European to encounter chocolate.
**[15:57] Shiro**
But at the time chocolate
was just a bitter drink,
**[16:00] Shiro**
so he apparently had very
little interest in it!
**[16:02] Shiro**
Chocolate's also supposed to have
various positive health effects,
**[16:04] Shiro**
with a woman who was 122 before
passing away saying she would
**[16:09] ---**
eat 900 grams of chocolate a week.
**[16:12] Shiro**
One other thing, if you eat
chocolate and gum together,
**[16:14] Shiro**
the cocoa butter will melt the gum,
**[16:17] Shiro**
so it's generally recommended that
you don't have them together.
**[16:22] Mito**
Wow, is that true?
**[16:24] Mito**
Your trivia is always so handy, Siro-san.
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Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Tsurumaki Kazuya
**[16:32] Lala**
My name is Mikurira Lala.
**[16:34] Lala**
My favorite foods are uncooked
ham and strawberries.
**[16:37] Lala**
My talents are the vaulting
horse and singing.
**[16:41] Lala**
It's nice to meet you all!
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[16:49] Mito**
Now, I wonder who it's going to be today?
**[16:55] Mito**
You're Kenmochi Rikiya-san, right?
**[16:56] Sword**
It's Toya!
**[16:57] Mito**
Sorry, the kanji were so
similar that I got mixed up.
**[17:00] Toya**
Class Prez, what is this?
Why did you lock me in here?
**[17:02] Mito**
Silence, Kenmochi-san!
Let's get down to business.
**[17:05] Mito**
We're now going to begin the
ultimate decision committee.
**[17:08] Mito**
I wish you the best of luck in
choosing the correct answer.
**[17:10] Toya**
How bossy can you get?
**[17:12] Mito**
Here is today's subject!
***SIGN*** Subject: which kind of on-air trouble would you choose, as a streamer?
***SIGN*** A) Your drunken mother interrupts a stream.
***SIGN*** B) The game you were streaming turns out to be BL.
**[17:22] Toya**
B actually happened to you before, didn't it?
**[17:24] Mito**
That's right. I thought it
was a simple typing game,
**[17:27] ---**
and then all of a sudden a very
explicit BL scene appeared.
**[17:30] Mito**
Now, with that in mind,
which would you prefer?
**[17:34] Toya**
Good question. I guess I'd pick A,
your drunken mother interrupts a stream.
**[17:38] Mito**
That one?
**[17:39] Mito**
The sort of thing that used to
happen regularly with live streams.
**[17:43] Toya**
Right, and sometimes it actually
made the stream more entertaining.
**[17:45] Mito**
That kind of thing could often go viral.
**[17:47] Toya**
Right.
**[17:48] Mito**
And your drunken mother wouldn't be
likely to get you banned by barging in.
**[17:52] Toya**
Right. Whereas with the BL game, if it's
explicit enough, you could get banned for it.
**[17:56] Mito**
Right.
**[17:57] Mito**
What could a mother do to get
you banned, do you think?
**[18:00] Toya**
Well, if she's drunk, she could
suddenly start stripping.
**[18:04] Mito**
Nobody wants to see that.
**[18:06] Mito**
Oh, well, that's the bell for 3 PM,
so it's time to announce the correct answer.
**[18:09] ---**
The correct answer is B), the game you
were streaming turns out to be BL!
**[18:14] Toya**
Was there any point in even
getting my opinion then?
**[18:16] Mito**
Shut up! That's how I went viral, y'know!
**[18:18] Mito**
What kinda streamer is worried
about getting banned, anyway?!
***SIGN*** It's 3 PM,
Class President.
**[18:23] Shiro**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[18:26] Shiro**
Don't you look, Uma!
**[18:29] Sora**
There's no stopping now!
Virtual-san is looking!
**[18:34] Kohaku**
Hey, I'm Otori Kohaku, 17 years old.
**[18:39] Kohaku**
Everyone calls me Unity-chan.
**[18:43] Kohaku**
As to why... aw, man!
**[18:47] Kohaku**
Come on!
**[18:49] Kohaku**
Stay away!
**[18:51] Kohaku**
Not the bamboo spear! No, no, no!
**[18:56] Kohaku**
Aw, man!
**[18:59] Kohaku**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Unity-chan Wants to
Roll Around
**[19:02] Kohaku**
Did I just stream that?
***SIGN*** Kerin Slayer.
**[19:07] Hina**
Hey, Hime, are there really dark
elves in a cave like this?
**[19:12] Hime**
One of the villagers said he
saw one leaving this cave.
**[19:16] Hina**
Did you ask Villager B, too?
**[19:17] Hime**
B was walking into a wall,
so I left him alone.
**[19:21] Hina**
Well, it'd be dangerous if
they were so close to an town.
**[19:25] Hime**
Right, so we have to do something about it!
**[19:27] Hina**
Hime, wait!
**[19:29] Hina**
There it is!
**[19:30] Hime**
It's a Keblin!
**[19:32] Hina**
Dummy! It noticed us!
**[19:34] Hime**
This is bad!
***SIGN*** For various reasons, we will be
presenting this segment in still images.
Next week, look forward
to the full animated version.
**[19:36] Hina**
This is really bad!
**[19:38] Hina**
Ninnomono!
**[19:40] Hime**
That was amazing, Hina-chan!
**[19:41] Hime**
How'd you manage that?!
**[19:42] Hina**
It kinda felt like it'd work out!
**[19:44] Hina**
Look, there's another one!
**[19:46] Hime**
Okay...
**[19:47] Hime**
Nin! Nin!
**[19:48] Hina**
You suck!
**[19:50] Hime**
The Keblins are coming!
**[19:51] Hina**
Let go! Quit trying to take Hime's pants off!
**[19:57] Kerin**
What are you all doing?!
**[19:58] Both**
Th-That voice...
**[20:02] Kerin**
Time to blow it all up!
***SIGN*** See you next week!
***SIGN*** We want to see your characters!
Check out the *Virtualsan - Looking*
official website for details!
***SIGN*** Pen Name: Ekaki Makuru
**[20:08] Cat**
It's me, your wife, Master, Ekaki Makuru.
**[20:13] Cat**
I want to use my Kamieshi
Power to care for you, Master.
**[20:20] Cat**
Just kidding!
**[20:23] Cat**
Bye-bye.
***SIGN*** Sister!
**[20:35] Uma**
Please, listen, Sister.
**[20:36] Sister**
What is it, dear horse?
**[20:38] Uma**
There's this girl who I
want to tell how I feel—
**[20:39] Sora**
Listen, Sister!
**[20:41] Sister**
What is it?
**[20:45] Sora**
I did my laundry when there
was some tissue in my pocket,
**[20:47] Sora**
and my clothes ended up covered in it!
**[20:49] Sora**
What should I do, Sister?!
**[20:51] Sister**
At times like that, using the
dryer or some dry fabric softener
**[20:57] ---**
should make it easier to get the tissue off.
**[20:58] Sora**
Really?
**[21:00] Sister**
There's also the option
of using a lint roller,
**[21:03] Sister**
and on the odd side of things,
**[21:04] ---**
you can use the nets that produce
are sold in to pick it off.
**[21:07] Sister**
You can try any of those ways out.
**[21:09] Sora**
Okay! Thank you!
**[21:11] Sister**
May you be virtually blessed.
**[21:13] Uma**
Sister!
**[21:19] Gori**
It's an honor. This is
"Virtual-san is looking."
**[21:23] Mito**
Now, we've got a letter to look at.
**[21:25] Mito**
This is from pen name "Sleight of Hand,
Slight of Mouth." Thanks for writing.
**[21:28] Everyone**
Thank you!
**[21:31] Mito**
"Good evening, everyone. You're all incredibly
beautiful, and very popular online."
**[21:35] Mito**
"But who among you is the most
popular? Please tell me."
**[21:39] Hime**
Glad to hear I'm popular!
**[21:39] Mito**
Well everyone, who do you think it is?
**[21:43] Hime**
Popular... Who's most popular?
**[21:44] Shiro**
Well, whoever has the biggest fluffy
melon breads is usually the most popular!
**[21:46] Mito**
Oh, then who does that make number one?
**[21:48] Shiro**
Well, we'd have to compare to see.
**[21:51] Akari**
Okay everyone, step forward.
**[21:53] Shiro**
Everybody line up.
**[21:54] Hime**
Oh, no, don't look!
**[21:56] Akari**
Here we go, show them off!
**[21:58] Hime**
I'm young! I'm too young,
don't make me do this!
**[22:00] Hinata**
Have fun, you guys.
**[22:02] Mito**
So, that settles it.
**[22:05] Mito**
The most popular member among the
six of us is Cyber Girl Siro.
**[22:10] Shiro**
Wait, you were just guessing!
**[22:12] Mito**
I assure you that's not the case!
**[22:13] Mito**
And now the segment's over!
**[22:15] Hina**
Wait, guessing what?
**[22:17] Mito**
Anyway, that's it for this week!
See you next time on...
**[22:20] All**
Virtual-san is looking!
**[23:10] Hiyoko**
Good morning!
**[23:11] Hiyoko**
I'm the Virtual Youtuber who's getting
a second crack at life as a young girl,
***SIGN*** Mochi Hiyoko
**[23:14] ---**
Mochi Hiyoko.
**[23:15] Hiyoko**
I'm sure you've all thought about
wanting to be a little girl before.
**[23:19] Hiyoko**
Well, there's a medicine that can make
that dream come true... right here!
**[23:21] Hiyoko**
It's a magical medicine that can turn
you into a little girl right away!
**[23:25] Hiyoko**
I bet everyone would be happy
if we were all little girls!
**[23:28] Hiyoko**
Everybody, be a little girl!
***SIGN*** Next Time:
"The Legendary Secret Medicine... Oh, I Feel Hot!"
***SIGN*** Next week, virtual-san will still be looking!