# E9 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2JW4P/friends)
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**[00:12] Hobin**
* After a fight, make your scent*
* manly with this body spray!*
**[00:16] Hobin**
*Available at a drugstore near you!*
**[00:18] Mangi**
Cute.
**[00:19] Bomi**
Oh, welcome.
**[00:22] Mangi**
Super cute.
**[00:24] Bomi**
Excuse me?
**[00:25] Mangi**
You're super cute.
**[00:31] Mangi**
Give me your number.
**[00:32] Bomi**
I can't. I'm sorry.
**[00:35] Bomi**
Thank you for waiting. Here are
the 30 Big Wac Meals you ordered.
**[00:42] Mangi**
Please give me your number.
**[00:44] Bomi**
No, like I said...
**[00:50] Worker A**
That guy's been coming here a lot lately.
**[00:52] Worker B**
We already told him he's not welcome.
**[00:56] Bomi**
*Back then...*
**[00:58] Bomi**
*Hobin helped me out, but...*
**[01:01] Bomi**
*I abandoned Hobin.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[02:39] Snapper**
*He made a bet.*
**[02:42] Snapper**
* To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,*
* so it was fun. Exciting, even.*
**[02:47] Snapper**
*Height: not even 170 cm.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
**[02:49] Snapper**
*Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
**[02:52] Snapper**
*He was just a toy.
A plaything to sate his bloodlust.*
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
**[02:57] Snapper**
* But now, that toy has filled him*
* with powerlessness and shame.*
**[03:02] Snapper**
*It was just like that time.*
**[03:05] Snapper**
* The time he felt he had reached his limit.*
* The first time he tasted defeat.*
**[03:11] Snapper**
* That unforgettable moment when he*
* encountered his first setback as a fighter.*
**[03:19] Snapper**
*Just like that previous time, he tapped out.*
**[03:23] Snapper**
* This man known as a devil was*
* defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.*
**[03:28] Snapper**
*And then, it was all over.*
**[03:31] Snapper**
*Or so it seemed.*
**[03:34] Snapper**
* If this was inside the ring,*
* the bell would've rung by now.*
**[03:38] Snapper**
*But this wasn't in any ring.*
**[03:40] Snapper**
* And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,*
* he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.*
**[03:47] Snapper**
* No matter how loudly the audience screamed,*
* the sound didn't reach his ears.*
**[03:51] Snapper**
*The only voice he could hear was...*
**[03:54] Hobin**
*Ten!*
**[04:00] Hobin**
I won!
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
**[04:05] Gaeul**
Do this to this part, and do that here.
**[04:10] Gaeul**
But getting beat up that bad...
**[04:14] Gaeul**
You got me worried.
**[04:17] Market Worker A**
These have gone bad.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Pals
**[04:19] Market Worker B**
I told you not to stack them so high.
**[04:22] Market Worker B**
There's no way we can sell 'em now.
So what are you going to do about it?
**[04:26] Market Worker C**
I guess we'll have to carry them.
**[04:28] Market Worker B**
They're over 200 kilos each.
How are we supposed to do that?
**[04:32] Mangi**
*She's super cute.*
**[04:35] Mangi**
*I wonder how I can get with her.*
**[04:39] Market Worker A**
Impossible.
**[04:41] Market Worker C**
Haven't you guys heard of Mangi Hwang?
**[04:44] Market Worker C**
He's a famous Ssireum wrestler.
Y'know, the traditional Korean style.
**[04:48] Market Worker B**
Still, that strength is out of this world.
**[04:50] Mangi**
*What's this?*
**[04:51] Mangi**
*Taehun lost?*
**[04:55] Mangi**
Viral Hit has hundreds of
thousands of viewers, right?
**[04:59] Mangi**
So if I beat this guy, it'll probably
make my NewTubu account popular, too.
***SIGN*** Ssireum NewTuber
Mangi Hwang
Channel subscribers: 7
°(Ssireum = Korean Wrestling)
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[05:10] Snapper**
The edits made it so much better.
**[05:12] Hobin**
And the views keep racking up.
**[05:15] Snapper**
This is why we needed a pro.
**[05:17] Snapper**
And to think you hesitated
when hiring Gaeul.
**[05:20] Hobin**
Who, me?
**[05:22] Snapper**
By the way, are you *sure* you're okay?
**[05:25] Hobin**
Why wouldn't I be?
**[05:27] Snapper**
One back kick hospitalized me.
**[05:30] Snapper**
But *you* seem completely fine.
**[05:32] Hobin**
You're the worst.
**[05:35] Snapper**
Wait, what?
**[05:35] Hobin**
Something's bugging me, though.
**[05:37] Hobin**
As a pro victim of bullying,
Taehun seemed different from the others.
**[05:43] Snapper**
What's all this crazy talk?
**[05:45] Hobin**
He might not be as bad a guy as I thought.
**[05:49] Snapper**
Wow, there's just no limit
to your benevolence, is there?
**[05:53] Hobin**
I saw it, you see.
**[05:56] (Flashback) Hobin**
It's yours, right?
**[06:00] (Flashback) Hobin**
It seemed important to you.
**[06:03] Hobin**
The look on his face.
**[06:05] Hobin**
I wonder if I'll see him again.
**[06:08] Snapper**
That's unexpected.
**[06:09] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:10] Snapper**
You thinking of Taehun that way.
**[06:14] Hobin**
So how's Taehun doing after that fight?
**[06:17] Snapper**
Oh, you didn't hear? It's terrible.
**[06:21] Snapper**
There was a huge clamor about
how hot he looked while unconscious.
***SIGN*** Enter comment (Public)
***SIGN*** Wow! My heart
skipped a beat
***SIGN*** He a straight-up
hottie fr fr
***SIGN*** I srsly love him!
**[06:25] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:27] Snapper**
If he started NewTubing, I reckon
he'd instantly get to 200k subs, easy.
***SIGN*** Enter comment (Public)
***SIGN*** Wow! My heart
skipped a beat
***SIGN*** He a straight-up
hottie fr fr
***SIGN*** I srsly love him!
**[06:35] Snapper**
He doesn't seem to be aware of it, though.
**[06:40] Hobin**
Well, I take back what I just said.
**[06:44] Snapper**
Huh?
**[06:45] Hobin**
Taehun's a piece of shit.
**[06:48] Hobin**
Lookism can go to hell.
**[06:51] Gaeul**
Stop sounding like an old man.
***SIGN*** To-Do List!
**[06:54] Gaeul**
Stop spontaneously
breaking out into song.
**[06:57] Gaeul**
Stop using old-timey words and phrasing.
**[06:59] Gaeul**
Right. Done.
**[07:03] Gaeul**
Jumping jeepers!
What in tarnation is that thing?!
**[07:09] Comedy Crew Girl B**
So funny!
**[07:12] Hyeonseok**
She even reacts like an old man.
**[07:16] Hyeonseok**
Hey, did you catch that?
**[07:18] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Yeah, got it.
**[07:20] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Is she really a high school student?
**[07:22] Hyeonseok**
This isn't really funny, though.
**[07:24] Gaeul**
What are you whippersnappers doing?
**[07:26] Gaeul**
It's rude to film someone
without permission!
**[07:29] Hyeonseok**
This won't help us gain views at all.
**[07:32] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Really? Guess I'll delete it, then.
**[07:34] Hyeonseok**
Shut up already! I *said* we're deleting it!
**[07:37] Gaeul**
Ow.
**[07:39] Hyeonseok**
You want us to delete it, right?
You pain in the ass.
**[07:42] Hyeonseok**
If you don't shut up, we'll upload it.
**[07:44] Gaeul**
What was that?
**[07:46] Comedy Crew Girl A**
C'mon, stop it. If we pick on her
too much, Hobin might show up.
**[07:51] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Aw, man, I'm quaking.
**[07:53] Comedy Crew Girl B**
What if he suddenly does that "How to
get hit without getting hurt" move on us?
**[07:59] Comedy Crew Boy B**
He might!
**[07:59] Comedy Crew Girl B**
There's no way that works in a *real* fight.
**[08:03] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Yeah, seriously.
**[08:05] Gaeul**
You're wrong!
**[08:06] Gaeul**
That move's a great technique
that even pro fighters use!
**[08:11] Hyeonseok**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[08:17] Hyeonseok**
We should've filmed that.
**[08:19] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Say, Gaeul.
**[08:20] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Can you drop the cutesy act already?
It's so damn annoying.
**[08:26] Comedy Crew Girl A**
If you're no good at speaking
the language, study it from scratch.
**[08:30] Comedy Crew Girl A**
This is why everyone hates you.
**[08:32] Gaeul**
I'm trying my best, but I can't stop it.
What do you want me to do?
**[08:36] Gaeul**
I'm not trying to be cute or anything.
**[08:39] Comedy Crew Girl B**
She's crying again.
**[08:41] Comedy Crew Girl A**
When you cry like that,
it makes us look like the bad guys.
**[08:47] Snapper**
You're all so immature.
**[08:50] Snapper**
Is this what first-years are like nowadays?
**[08:52] Comedy Crew**
Huh?
**[08:53] Snapper**
Are you the fools bullying Gaeul?
**[08:57] Gaeul**
Snapper?
**[08:59] Gaeul**
* Snapper: a man with power*
* among the second-years.*
**[09:02] Gaeul**
*Totally useless in a fight.*
**[09:04] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's up with this guy?
**[09:05] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Did he think we'd go easy on him
because he's an upperclassman?
**[09:08] Gaeul**
You should respect your elders!
**[09:10] Snapper**
I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
**[09:13] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Gaeul, did you call this guy here?
**[09:15] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's his name again?
**[09:17] Comedy Crew Boy A**
I forget. Snapper or something?
**[09:20] Comedy Crew Boy B**
What a dumb name.
**[09:22] Hyeonseok**
Whatever the case may be,
it's all *her* fault.
**[09:33] Hyeonseok**
Wow, I didn't realize you were so tiny.
**[09:37] Hyeonseok**
You're much cuter in real life.
**[09:39] Hobin**
*It's not fair.*
**[09:41] Hobin**
*Why do they all have to be so huge?*
**[09:43] Hobin**
*Is this what kids are like these days?*
**[09:45] Hobin**
*They're completely underestimating me.*
**[09:48] Hobin**
*What do I do?*
**[09:50] Hobin**
Did you just hit Snapper?
**[09:53] Hyeonseok**
Yeah, but he totally deserved it.
**[09:56] Hyeonseok**
Hey, wanna spar with me?
**[09:58] Comedy Crew Boy A**
We're on NewTubu as well.
**[10:02] Comedy Crew Girl A**
That was staged, right? You beating Taehun.
**[10:05] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Yeah, there's no way
you could've won for real.
**[10:07] Hyeonseok**
In fact, wanna fight me one-on-one
with our NewTubu channels on the line?
**[10:11] Hobin**
*I let these idiots get too cocky.*
**[10:14] Hobin**
*I don't stage anything!*
**[10:17] Hobin**
*These guys are nothing
compared to Taehun.*
**[10:24] Hobin**
Hey.
**[10:26] Hobin**
*I have to sound threatening, like Taehun.*
**[10:29] Hobin**
You got 100 yen?
**[10:31] Hyeonseok**
Here.
**[10:34] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Did he just try to imitate Taehun?
**[10:36] Comedy Crew Girl A**
I feel shame just from watching that!
**[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B**
That only works because Taehun says it!
**[10:42] Hobin**
* I didn't realize how much*
* difference the speaker makes.*
**[10:46] Hyeonseok**
You're just so cute.
**[10:59] Hobin**
I should've asked Munseong
to tag along from the start.
**[11:03] Snapper**
He beat up Pakgo for us,
but he didn't do that this time.
**[11:08] Gaeul**
I'm glad it didn't turn into a brawl, though.
**[11:11] Gaeul**
Maybe he's not the type to use
violence when it's not necessary.
**[11:16] Snapper**
Anyway, it looks like you have
a lot on your plate, Gaeul.
**[11:19] Gaeul**
Those oafs. Bullying others and pretending
to be hotshots when they're just immature...
**[11:25] Snapper**
By the way, they said they do NewTubu, too.
What kind of content do they make?
**[11:30] Gaeul**
They call themselves the "Comedy Crew."
**[11:33] Gaeul**
All they do is prank folk in the street.
**[11:36] Gaeul**
What's more annoying is they're
somewhat popular, despite their attitudes.
**[11:40] Snapper**
*I have to show off today.*
**[11:43] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
**[11:45] Snapper**
Why are you spacing out like that?!
**[11:47] Hobin**
Huh? Oh, I was thinking about something.
**[11:50] Snapper**
"Thinking"? You dolt! Gaeul was in danger
back there 'cause of those guys!
**[11:56] Snapper**
Instead of fighting for her,
you just stood there quaking!
**[12:00] Hobin**
Huh? What about you?
**[12:02] Snapper**
I lost, but at least I fought them!
**[12:04] Hobin**
Is that really a brag?
**[12:04] Gaeul**
"How to get hit without getting hurt"
is a technique even the pros use.
**[12:06] Snapper**
Shut up!
**[12:09] Hobin**
I was super annoyed, too!
**[12:11] Snapper**
Huh? Because they made fun of Gaeul?
**[12:14] Hobin**
No, because they made fun of
"How to get hit without getting hurt"!
**[12:20] Hobin**
Sorry, Gaeul.
**[12:22] Hobin**
To be honest, I was really scared back there.
**[12:25] Hobin**
But if I get another chance,
I'll teach you how to deal with them.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[12:51] (Flashback) Munseong**
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
**[12:54] (Flashback) Hobin**
Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Munseong...
Uh, I mean, Kim.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Munseong**
Munseong is fine.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Hobin**
Really? Oh, and can I follow you on Onsta?
**[13:04] (Flashback) Munseong**
Do what you like on that.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Munseong**
But more importantly, Hobin...
**[13:08] (Flashback) Hobin**
What is it?
**[13:10] (Flashback) Munseong**
Call Bomi.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Munseong**
I know it's hard for you,
but she doesn't deserve to be ghosted.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin**
Right.
**[13:19] Hobin**
* Easy for you to say,*
* but how can I even face her...*
**[13:25] Hobin**
*after that disgraceful performance?*
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
***SIGN*** °Distorted
Memory
**[13:37] (Flashback) Hobin**
Don't mess with Gaeul! I mean it!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin**
I mean it!
**[13:58] Gaeul**
*"Hobin."*
***SIGN*** Boss Hobin
***SIGN*** Hobin
***SIGN*** Hey, Gaeul
***SIGN*** You need something?
***SIGN*** Oh, c'mon
***SIGN*** Can't I text you
just because? lol
**[13:59] Hobin**
*"Hey, Gaeul. You need something?"*
**[14:01] Gaeul**
*"Oh, c'mon. Can't I text you just because?"*
***SIGN*** Ginseng
**[14:14] Bomi**
Welcome.
**[14:19] Mangi**
Looking good.
**[14:21] Mangi**
I wonder what time
she gets off work today.
**[14:26] Bomi**
* He finally left. It's so creepy*
* how he stares at me every day.*
**[14:31] Bomi**
* I'm on the late shift tonight.*
* What if he's waiting for me when I finish?*
**[14:36] Bomi**
Excuse me. May I order?
**[14:39] Bomi**
Yes.
**[14:40] Hobin**
The strawberry parfait
we didn't get to eat before, please.
**[14:48] Bomi**
I'm sorry, but we don't
do strawberry parfait here.
**[14:51] Hobin**
Long time no see, Bomi.
**[14:56] Bomi**
Next customer.
**[14:57] Hobin**
*She's super angry!*
**[14:59] Hobin**
* I guess it's only natural,*
* since I just dropped in on her.*
**[15:04] Hobin**
* She even made an off-menu*
* parfait to get me to go away!*
**[15:07] Hobin**
* I guess I'm asking too much after not*
* contacting her for two whole months.*
**[15:14] Hobin**
* I did have my reasons,*
* but she wasn't to know that.*
**[15:19] Hobin**
* I should leave before*
* I cause too much of a scene.*
**[15:23] Hobin**
* But I have to eat this parfait first,*
* since she made it for me.*
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***SIGN*** No texting!
No phone calls!
Go see her in person!
The strawberry parfait
we didn't get to eat
before, please.
Long time no see, Bomi.
Speak cheerfully
like a positive person!
**[15:28] Bomi**
* "No texting! No phone calls!*
* Go see her in person!"*
**[15:33] Bomi**
* "The strawberry parfait we didn't get to eat*
* before, please. Long time no see, Bomi."*
**[15:37] Bomi**
*"Speak cheerfully like a positive person!"*
**[15:40] Bomi**
Oh, um, I didn't just laugh.
**[15:45] Bomi**
Your hand's all black with ink.
**[15:47] Hobin**
You laughed.
**[15:48] Bomi**
Oh, jeez, Hobin. Next customer.
**[15:52] Hobin**
*There's nobody waiting.*
**[15:55] Hobin**
*Bomi laughed.*
**[15:57] Hobin**
You laughed! You *definitely* laughed!
**[15:59] Bomi**
Who, me? When?
**[16:01] Bomi**
I saw it with my own two eyes.
**[16:03] Bomi**
I didn't laugh.
**[16:05] Hobin**
I saw those cute little dimples!
**[16:07] Bomi**
My dimples are always cute.
**[16:10] Bomi**
Now, go. We're too busy.
**[16:12] Hobin**
Nope, there's no one else here!
**[16:15] Hobin**
How have you been? Did you lose weight?
**[16:17] Bomi**
By the way...
**[16:19] Bomi**
I saw you hired an editor.
**[16:22] Hobin**
Huh? An editor?
**[16:24] Bomi**
And she's a girl, right?
**[16:27] Hobin**
*What's going on? She's smiling, but...*
**[16:30] Hobin**
*How is she even scarier than Taehun?*
**[16:32] Hobin**
* I don't get it, but I'll try*
* my best to explain!*
**[16:35] Hobin**
That's right! She's a first-year at my school!
Last name: Lee. First name: Gaeul.
**[16:40] Hobin**
She's like a little furry animal!
**[16:42] Hobin**
*Was hiring an editor such a bad idea?*
**[16:45] Bomi**
I see. So? Is she cute?
**[16:50] Hobin**
*Mom, help me!*
**[16:53] Gaeul**
What are you doing?
**[16:56] Gaeul**
She asked you a question.
**[17:00] Gaeul**
So am I cute or aren't I?
**[17:07] Hobin**
Oh, hey, Gaeul.
**[17:09] Hobin**
Of course you're cute.
You're popular at school, too.
**[17:13] Gaeul**
Huh?
**[17:14] Hobin**
In your text earlier,
you asked me where I was.
**[17:18] Hobin**
Did you come here to see me?
**[17:19] Gaeul**
H-Huh? Uh, I...
**[17:22] Bomi**
*So this is...*
**[17:23] Gaeul**
To tell you the truth, I wanted
your opinion on this trot song I wrote.
**[17:29] Hobin**
You came all the way here just for that?
**[17:31] Gaeul**
You're wide open!
**[17:32] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[17:35] Bomi**
*Gaeul Lee...*
**[17:37] Bomi**
*She's cute.*
**[17:42] Gaeul**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[17:44] Bomi**
Huh?
**[17:45] Gaeul**
The boss here can't stop talking about you.
**[17:50] Gaeul**
He just won't shut up about how much
he loves spring more than autumn.
**[17:55] Hobin**
Hey! When did I ever say that?!
**[17:57] Gaeul**
I thought maybe if he gave you a present,
it'd communicate some of how he feels.
**[18:04] Gaeul**
Given how he is, he probably can't
even apologize correctly, right?
**[18:08] Gaeul**
So that's why I came to see you
without telling the boss.
**[18:11] Hobin**
Hey, Gaeul, cut it out!
**[18:13] Gaeul**
Huh? You mean it was all a lie?
You *didn't* want to talk to Bomi?
**[18:21] Hobin**
It wasn't a lie.
**[18:25] Hobin**
*Gaeul sure knows how to read a room.*
**[18:30] Bomi**
Text me.
**[18:31] Hobin**
Huh?
**[18:32] Hobin**
Did you just say, "Text me"?
**[18:34] Bomi**
Nope, not me.
**[18:35] Hobin**
No, you *definitely* did!
I heard it loud and clear!
**[18:38] Bomi**
When? I don't remember that.
**[18:41] Hobin**
So I can, then? I'll bombard you with texts!
**[18:44] Gaeul**
Hey, you two.
**[18:46] Gaeul**
I'll take my leave now.
My ingrown toenail is acting up.
**[18:51] Gaeul**
Ouch, ow, my big toe.
**[18:54] Gaeul**
* So this is how it feels to use an*
* imaginary ingrown toenail as an excuse.*
**[19:00] Hobin**
Gaeul? I thought you wanted to talk?
**[19:03] Gaeul**
There's nothing to discuss.
**[19:05] Gaeul**
I wondered if kkeokk-ki singing might
help us with our channel in some way,
**[19:11] Gaeul**
but don't worry about it.
**[19:13] Gaeul**
Besides, there's no way I'd discuss
anything but business with you.
**[19:20] Gaeul**
♫ Walking home alone
with tears welling up ♫
**[19:25] Gaeul**
♫ I close my eyes and see
the alley from my memories ♫
**[19:31] Gaeul**
♫ Man and woman... ♫
**[19:35] (Flashback) Gaeul**
She asked you a question.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Gaeul**
So am I cute or aren't I?
**[19:42] (Flashback) Gaeul**
Of course you're cute.
You're popular at school, too.
**[19:49] Gaeul**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** What are you doing? lol
***SIGN*** Stop laughing
***SIGN*** Sorry...
**[19:59] Hobin**
*"What are you doing?"*
**[20:00] Bomi**
*"Stop laughing."*
**[20:02] Hobin**
*"Sorry..."*
**[20:05] Hyeonseok**
Excuse me. There's something on your bag.
**[20:07] Bomi**
Oh, thank you—
**[20:17] Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
**[20:21] Comedy Crew**
Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
a NewTuber group!
**[20:27] Hyeonseok**
Sorry to startle you.
**[20:29] Hyeonseok**
We're doing this prank where
we throw a snake at pedestrians.
**[20:32] Hyeonseok**
We have a favor to ask you.
Your reaction was really cute.
**[20:37] Hyeonseok**
You don't mind if we upload the
video we just recorded, do you?
**[20:41] Bomi**
Huh?
**[20:42] Hyeonseok**
Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
**[20:46] Bomi**
Video? What?
**[20:58] Snapper**
Their viewers don't know
what they're really like.
**[21:01] Hyeonseok**
Don't get cocky. You only have 190k subs.
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
**[21:05] Munseong**
I heard you were hit by a car.
Are you all right?
**[21:07] Bomi**
I was just startled.
I'm fine. I'll be all right.
**[21:11] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat
multiple opponents!"
**[21:14] Hyeonseok**
You're such a good actor.
**[21:16] Rumi**
We're all about tricking viewers
and making money. Am I right?
**[21:20] Hobin**
I didn't realize our next
opponent was so close by.