E3 - The Date

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    If I can make money by
     getting beat up, then so be it!
[00:08] Snapper
    Give us your best performance,
    star of the show.
[00:10] Hobin
    'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!
[00:12] Samdak
    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
[00:15] Bomi
    Can I get your contact info?
[00:16] Rumi
    Wanna do a live stream with me?
[00:19] Pakgo
    I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
[00:21] Shady Woman
    Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
[00:23] Shady Man
    How much do those vids make you?
[00:25] Hobin
    I'm getting mugged
    even though I'm famous...
[00:29] Snapper
    Can't you see all your fans
     cheering you on?
[00:31] Hobin
    Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    The Date
[02:07] Shady Man
    Huh? What was that?
[02:10] Shady Man
    You want your phone back?
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
[02:13] Shady Man
    These guys are nuts. 
    Look at 'em filming this.
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
[02:18] Samdak
    Have you noted which
    is their dominant hand?
[02:21] Shady Woman
    Why are you talking through the mic?
[02:21] Hobin
    He's holding the mic in his
    right hand, which means...
[02:25] Samdak
    If your opponent is right-handed,
    stand on their left side,
[02:28] Samdak
    so that it's easier for them
     to raise their fists.
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    Tensions rising
[02:30] Shady Man
    What's this? 
    You wanna throw down?
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
[02:34] Shady Man
    Just watch.
[02:34] Samdak
    Let them raise their right hand.
[02:36] Shady Woman
    What a boss.
[02:37] Samdak
    And if there are obstacles on their left,
[02:39] Samdak
    their only option will be
    to use their right hand, won't it?
[02:43] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it!
[02:47] Samdak
    Even if you can't dodge a punch,
    you can at least react to it.
[02:51] Samdak
    Those with no martial arts training
    often move their shoulders a lot!
[02:56] Hobin
    Here... Here it comes!
[02:58] Hobin
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[03:07] Samdak
    A punch is at its most powerful at
    the exact moment it reaches its target.
[03:14] Samdak
    In other words, you can move in and get hit
    before the punch gets too powerful.
[03:19] Samdak
    This is also known as, "Operation: 
    The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"
SIGN    Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early
[03:25] Snapper
    What's that idiot doing? He got 
    punched in the face on purpose!
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[03:30] Samdak
    Imagine head-butting that fist.
[03:33] Samdak
    Pull in your chin to protect it, which also
    puts you in the right position for a headbutt.
[03:39] Hobin
    That barely hurt at all.
[03:40] Hobin
    What do I do next?
[03:42] Shady Man
    What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.
[03:46] Hobin
    Oh, no! I reacted too slow!
[03:49] Samdak
    It's too hard for a regular person to
    react properly to every single punch.
[03:53] Samdak
    But what if your opponent
    is also a regular person?
[03:56] Hobin
    He missed?
[03:57] Samdak
    It's hard to punch someone
    who's moving around a lot.
[04:01] Samdak
    Weaving!
SIGN    Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body
SIGN    around to dodge punches
[04:03] Samdak
    When you're missed on both sides, 
    that's when the weaving begins.
[04:08] Samdak
    A regular person who wants to
    take that punch to the head.
[04:11] Samdak
    A regular person who aims for
    the head with their punches.
[04:14] Samdak
    When these two clash,
    what do you think happens?
[04:17] Samdak
    Since you keep trying and failing
    to hit his fist with your head,
[04:21] Samdak
    to your opponent, you look like a
    boxer with great weaving technique!
[04:26] Samdak
    By focusing on hitting their fist, 
    your fear of the fist also dissipates.
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
[04:32] Shady man
    This guy!
[04:33] Samdak
    Then, their punches will start to miss.
[04:36] Samdak
    Or even if they hit,
    you won't feel any pain from it.
[04:40] Samdak
    How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...
[04:44] Samdak
    Well...
[04:45] Hobin
    Give me back my phone.
[04:47] Samdak
    Fighting doesn't seem so
    scary anymore, does it?
[04:48] Hobin
    I... have to reply to Bomi!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
[04:54] Shady Man
    Who the hell is Bomi?
[04:57] Snapper
    Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily 
    getting hit by that thug?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
[05:03] Shady Man
    Who is this guy?
    Why doesn't he dodge?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
[05:09] Hobin
    Man, this is stupid. Damn it.
[05:14] Hobin
    I should've watched the other videos, too.
[05:16] Hobin
    The only video I watched was
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[05:21] Samdak
    So now that you've learned how to get hit,
    let's meet again in the next video.
[05:26] Hobin
    I have no other techniques I can use!
[05:30] Snapper
    This fight's turning out awful.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    What even is this?
[05:34] Snapper
    It's way too slow.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
[05:37] Snapper
    This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.
[05:41] Snapper
    The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,
[05:44] Snapper
    but a video that goes on
    for too long also ain't ideal.
[05:47] Snapper
    Ah, should I stop them now
    before we lose any more viewers?
[05:53] Gaeul
    Hobin will win this fight.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
[05:57] Snapper
    This guy...
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
[05:58] Snapper
    It's the old guy who
     knew about Munseong.
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
[06:01] Snapper
    He seems to really know his
     martial arts. What's his deal?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
[06:06] Snapper
    It's obvious that Hobin's lost. 
    Look at all the hits he's taking.
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
[06:11] Gaeul
    Sigh. Amateurs.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
[06:14] Gaeul
    Pay attention!
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
[06:16] Gaeul
    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
[06:18] Gaeul
    Seems he didn't notice 
    because of the adrenaline.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:22] Gaeul
    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:25] Shady Man
    Shit, what's wrong with my hands?
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
[06:30] Gaeul
    Your fists can swell up
    even hitting punching bags.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
[06:33] Gaeul
    This guy got carried away...
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:37] Gaeul
    and hit his rock-hard 
    forehead too many times!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:41] Shady Woman
    Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
SIGN    Ding
[06:42] Gaeul
    Once the adrenaline subsides, 
    the unbearable pain kicks in.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
[06:42] Shady Man
    My hands! My hands!
[06:48] Snapper
    Wait, so Hobin really won?
[06:53] Hobin
    Ouch.
[06:55] Snapper
    Your hospital bill might come to
    more than the revenue for the video.
[07:00] Hobin
    I got my phone back. Gotta reply.
[07:04] Snapper
    But I guess it's a worthy investment,
[07:06] Snapper
    since we earned a lot of fans in return.
[07:09] Hobin
    What should I text her?
[07:12] Hobin
    Maybe "Did you take a bath?"
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
[07:16] Hobin
    Live stream over!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[07:20] Hobin
    Upload complete.
    Over a million views this week.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Stupid mistake results in
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's
SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!
SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!
[07:25] Hobin
    "Viral Hit" has four videos now,
    with a total of 25 million views.
SIGN    I Totally Got
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    Someone
    mugged me, 
    so I gave him...
SIGN    a Good Talking-To
[07:32] Hobin
    We finally received
    our first revenue payout.
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:36] Hobin
    And the total came to... two million yen!
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:39] Snapper
    All right!
[07:43] Hobin
    But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?
[07:48] Snapper
    Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time
     to get through approvals and add some ads.
[07:53] Snapper
    It's not bad considering
    it's our first payment.
[07:55] Hobin
    I thought the number of views
    turned directly into money.
[08:00] Hobin
    I didn't know it was the ads inserted into
     the videos that generate the revenue.
[08:04] Snapper
    Yeah. I told you that so many times.
[08:07] Snapper
    That said, since ad playback equals revenue,
    your understanding isn't that far off.
[08:15] Snapper
    Just remember, 0.1 yen per view
     is the rule of thumb.
[08:21] Snapper
    That's why NewTubu is really deep.
[08:24] Hobin
    We just have to continue
    streaming videos, right?
[08:29] Hobin
    Something sensational and violent.
[08:31] Snapper
    We were lucky this time.
[08:34] Hobin
    Lucky?
[08:35] Snapper
    We didn't get the yellow mark.
[08:38] Hobin
    Yellow mark? What's that?
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     and a beautiful body!
SIGN    We teach you how
     to use the most 
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SIGN    Stylist suggests
     20 summer cuts
[08:41] Snapper
    It's NewTubu's proprietary
    censorship system.
[08:44] Snapper
    When you get the yellow mark,
    it means the video has been demonetized.
[08:50] Snapper
    It's something all NewTubers fear.
[08:53] Snapper
    It often gets put on violent or
     overly aggressive content.
[08:56] Hobin
    I see.
[08:58] Rumi
    So guess where we're headed now!
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    70k Subscribers
[09:02] Rumi
    Hey, what's everyone 
    looking at? Huh?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Tell us about your makeup tools!
[09:06] Rumi
    There's ketchup where?
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
[09:11] Hobin
    Rumi? Is she streaming now?
[09:13] Snapper
    I have a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    Subscribers
[09:23] Rumi
    Ding, ding!
[09:24] Snapper
    Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!
[09:28] Rumi
    Hey, you two! Wait up!
[09:32] Snapper
    Good. We lost her.
[09:34] Snapper
    Damn that vixen,
    trying to steal our viewers...
[09:40] Snapper
    Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?
[09:43] Hobin
    So cool.
[09:46] Hobin
    It's just a tracksuit,
    so it must be like 30 or 40k?
[09:50] Hobin
    I just got my payout.
    Maybe I can afford this...
[09:54] Hobin
    What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!
[09:58] Hobin
    I could buy 100 similar ones online!
[10:01] Hobin
    I mean, 140k... That's how much
    I owe Snapper for his salary.
[10:05] Hobin
    Who'd buy such a thing?
[10:08] Hobin
    Snapper, let's go—
[10:09] Clerk
    That'll be 140,000 yen.
[10:11] Snapper
    Right. Single payment, please.
[10:13] Hobin
    What?!
[10:14] Hobin
    A single payment of 140,000 yen?!
[10:18] Hobin
    You're kidding, right?
    That was your whole month's pay!
[10:22] Snapper
    You're not going to buy one?
[10:23] Snapper
    They're basic items.
    You need to own at least one.
[10:28] Hobin
    So this is considered "basic"
    to people like you.
[10:32] Snapper
    I'd like to check that out, too.
[10:34] Hobin
    I finally noticed.
[10:35] Hobin
    Even if I make two million yen, only the rich
    know how to spend that kind of money properly.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'll pass.
[10:44] Hobin
    A text?
[10:45] Hobin
    Who's contacting me at this hour?
[10:49] Hobin
    What?!
[10:51] Hobin
    Seriously?
[10:55] Hobin
    Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!
[10:59] Young Man A
    Wow, that's Kucci!
[10:59] Hobin
    I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.
[11:00] Young Man B
    You think? Isn't it a fake?
[11:01] Young Man B
    That brat could never
    afford the real thing.
[11:03] Hobin
    I had to buy it! Well done, Hobin!
[11:04] Young Man A
    Good point.
[11:05] Young Man B
    Isn't it obvious?
[11:07] Hobin
    But why meet here of all places?
    It's full of couples.
[11:13] Hobin
    I'm so nervous.
[11:15] Hobin
    Should I do a live stream?
[11:18] Hobin
    Hi, everyone. I missed you guys,
     so I started a stream.
[11:21] Young Man C
    Huh? Is he filming something?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
[11:23] Young Woman A
    Oh, I know that guy.
[11:23] Hobin
    Oh, hello. Thank you.
[11:25] Young Man D
    Who is he?
[11:26] Young Man E
    A NewTuber?
[11:27] Crowd
    He's that guy that gets
    into fights for money.
[11:31] Crowd
    Remember how he ended Pakgo?
[11:33] Crowd
    You mean how he sold out his classmate?
[11:36] Hobin
    They're all saying whatever 
    they want about me.
[11:36] Crowd
    He's wearing expensive clothes, too.
     He must make a ton of money.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
[11:39] Hobin
    I guess being famous isn't all good.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
[11:43] Hobin
    Thanks, guys. You're all I have.
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
[11:47] Female Fan A
    Wow, I'm a big fan!
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
[11:49] Female Fan A
    I've seen all of your videos.
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[11:53] Hobin
    Who, me?
[11:54] Female Fan A
    Jiwun!
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
[11:57] Jiwun
    Yes, sure. Let's do that.
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
[11:59] Female Fan A
    You're so much more handsome in real life!
[12:00] Hobin
    It wasn't me!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
[12:03] Jiwun
    Thank you.
SIGN    Vlogger
    Newtuber
    
    Jiwun
    
    170k 
    Subscribers
[12:03] Female Fan B
    Wait, what? Me, too, please!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
[12:05] Hobin
    Is he a NewTuber, too?
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
[12:08] Female Fan B
    What are you doing today?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
[12:09] Jiwun
    I'm here to interview 
    people on the street.
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
[12:13] Jiwun
    Hm?
[12:14] Jiwun
    Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
[12:18] Jiwun
    You're quite pretty.
    May I have a moment of your time?
[12:22] Bomi
    Sorry, I have a prior engagement.
[12:25] Jiwun
    Oh, I see. 
    Meeting your boyfriend?
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
[12:28] Bomi
    Um...
[12:31] Bomi
    It's this guy.
[12:34] Bomi
    Sorry, I'm late, right?
[12:37] Bomi
    Wow, that outfit...
[12:39] Bomi
    Samesies!
[12:42] Bomi
    What a coincidence, huh?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:59] Female Student
    You're such an idiot.
[13:00] Hobin
    I was always jealous of the popular kids.
[13:02] Hobin
    I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports,
    and my grades are only so-so.
[13:08] Hobin
    I'm also not exactly rich.
    I was ashamed of myself.
[13:12] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Out of my way, midget.
[13:16] Hobin
    I wanted to at least be a
    good fighter, like Pakgo.
[13:19] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Die.
[13:20] Hobin
    School's a reflection of society as a whole.
    It's survival of the fittest.
[13:22] Pakgo
    Stay that way until the end of break.
[13:26] Hobin
    It's natural for the
    weaker animal to bow down.
[13:26] Hanger-on B
    So funny!
[13:29] Pakgo
    Let's check on him later.
[13:29] (Flashback) Munseong
    Move. I need to get through.
[13:30] Male Student
    Yeah.
[13:31] (Flashback) Pakgo
    What? Who in the hell do you think—
[13:34] (Flashback) Munseong
    What did you say?
[13:35] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Eek!
[13:37] (Flashback) Munseong
    You need to use polite, clean language.
[13:39] Pakgo
    Right...
[13:39] Hobin
    But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.
[13:43] Hobin
    I admired Munseong.
[13:47] Hobin
    But I don't feel that way anymore!
[13:50] Hobin
    Because look!
    Bomi's right here in front of me!
[13:54] Bomi
    What are you thinking about?
[13:56] Hobin
    I don't need to be popular!
    I don't care if I'm weak!
[14:00] Hobin
    Ah, if I could only stop time right now!
[14:04] Young Man G
    Whoa. She's a major cutie.
[14:09] Bomi
    Sorry.
[14:13] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[14:19] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[14:22] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[14:24] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[14:26] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.
[14:29] Hobin
    Oh, I passed a florist and
    your face flashed up in my thoughts.
[14:34] Bomi
    Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!
[14:37] Bomi
    Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
    have any flowers in it?
[14:41] Hobin
    Because there's an even more
    beautiful flower right here.
[14:45] Bomi
    Oh!
[14:47] Son
    Daddy's home!
[14:48] Hobin
    Have you been good, my darling children?
[14:51] Children
    Welcome home!
[14:52] Hobin
    What were you up to today?
[14:55] Daughter
    Daddy.
[14:56] Hobin
    Yes?
[14:57] Daughter
    Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.
[15:02] Bomi
    Didn't you want to come to a café?
[15:04] Hobin
    Huh? My daughter...
[15:07] Hobin
    Wait, it was a dream?
[15:10] Bomi
    Why are you spacing out like that?
[15:12] Hobin
    No, I love this! I love cafés!
[15:16] Hobin
    You know I'm a man of few words, right?
[15:19] Hobin
    I went off daydreaming just because
    we brushed hands. How stupid am I?
[15:24] Bomi
    A man of few words? Fine.
[15:27] Hobin
    Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?
[15:33] Hobin
    I guess it's only natural for her
    to be bored if she's with me.
[15:36] Young Male Customer
    Hey, look over there.
[15:38] Young Male Customer
    They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.
[15:40] Young Female Customer
    That's cute. We should do that, too.
[15:43] Young Male Customer
    I feel bad for the girl, though.
[15:46] Young Male Customer
    Women get embarrassed
    walking around with short guys, right?
[15:50] Young Female Customer
    Hey, he can hear you!
[15:52] Young Male Customer
    It's fine. He can't hear us.
[15:54] Hobin
    Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.
[15:57] Hobin
    I knew this would happen.
[16:00] Hobin
    Bomi must be embarrassed
    to be with someone like me.
[16:04] Hobin
    It's not like that.
[16:07] Hobin
    We aren't matching, either.
[16:13] Bomi
    This strawberry parfait
    is all over social media!
[16:16] Bomi
    I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!
[16:19] Hobin
    Is that so? I had no idea.
[16:23] Bomi
    Where do you want to go after this?
[16:26] Hobin
    I dunno.
[16:28] Bomi
    Hobin, do you have any hobbies?
    What do you like?
[16:32] Hobin
    Uh, nothing much, really.
[16:36] Hobin
    What do you do for fun in your free time?
[16:41] Hobin
    Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.
[16:47] Bomi
    Let's go.
[16:48] Hobin
    Huh?
[16:49] Bomi
    I asked you out because
     I thought it'd be fun.
[16:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text,
    but in person, you barely say two words to me.
[17:02] Bomi
    I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.
[17:06] Hobin
    You must be embarrassed
     to be with me, right?
[17:09] Bomi
    Huh?
[17:10] Hobin
    I'm sorry. I've never gone
    out with a girl before.
[17:15] Hobin
    In fact, I don't think I've ever
    spoken to a girl like this before.
[17:19] Hobin
    I've never been to such a fancy café, either.
[17:21] Hobin
    I have no idea how to behave.
[17:25] Hobin
    My hobby is watching NewTubu at home,
    but I was too ashamed to admit that.
[17:32] Hobin
    I don't have any friends,
    so I stay at home on holidays.
[17:36] Hobin
    I wanted to eat, too, but I get
    too nervous when I look at your face.
[17:44] Hobin
    I mean, how can I concentrate on food
    when I'm looking at such a pretty face?
[17:50] Bomi
    Wait, Hobin, where's this—
[17:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're sweating so much!
[17:58] Hobin
    I thought it'd be too hot
    for you on this side.
[18:03] Hobin
    Sorry for just deciding that on my own.
[18:15] Gaeul
    Well played, Hobin Yu.
[18:20] Bomi
    Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.
[18:26] Bomi
    Really? You're close by?
[18:29] Hobin
    Walking together like this makes me
    feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.
[18:33] Bomi
    Sorry, I just got a call from a
     friend of mine from grade school.
[18:38] Hobin
    A friend from grade school?
[18:40] Bomi
    Yeah, we used to be close,
    but we kind of lost touch.
[18:46] Bomi
    Coincidentally, we're all
    in the same area right now.
[18:49] Hobin
    Did you friend come to eat the...
[18:52] Bomi
    Yes, the strawberry parfait.
[18:56] Hobin
    Bomi looked so cute when
    she was eating that parfait!
[18:59] Bomi
    I just remembered.
[19:01] Bomi
    My friend goes to the
     same school as you, Hobin.
[19:04] Hobin
    Really? What's your friend's name?
[19:07] Bomi
    Munseong Kim.
[19:11] Hobin
    Munseong Kim?
[19:13] Hobin
    The rising star in the world of MMA?
[19:17] Hobin
    The man who has everything?
[19:19] Hobin
    Munseong, who I can't even talk
    to at school, is friends with Bomi?
[19:26] Bomi
    Hm, maybe you don't know him.
[19:30] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[19:35] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[19:38] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[19:40] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[19:43] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.
[19:47] Munseong
    Yeah.
[19:48] Children
    Daddy! Welcome home!
[19:49] Bomi
    By the way...
[19:51] Bomi
    Who is that man?
[19:53] Munseong
    I don't know.
[19:55] Munseong
    Looks like he's some loser who's
    wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.
[19:59] Daughter
    Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.
[20:07] Bomi
    Do you know Munseong?
[20:09] Hobin
    Um, yeah. I do.
[20:12] Bomi
    No way. Really? Are you close?
[20:16] Hobin
    Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
[20:19] Hobin
    I seriously didn't want her to know
    that I was part of the loser group.
[20:24] Bomi
    Wow, what a coincidence.
[20:26] Bomi
    Huh? No way. Munseong!
[20:30] Hobin
    But I immediately regretted those words.
[20:33] Hobin
    Munseong...
[20:35] Hobin
    What terrible timing.
[20:37] Hobin
    Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?
[20:40] Bomi
    I can't believe I finally caught up with you!
[20:43] Bomi
    Munseong, is it true you and
     Hobin are good friends?
[20:46] Munseong
    Good friends?
[20:50] Munseong
    Me and him?
[20:58] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[21:00] Bomi
    Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?
[21:02] Munseong
    You do NewTubu, right?
[21:03] Snapper
    Being in love is like fighting in a bout.
[21:06] Hobin
    Just you wait, Bomi!
[21:07] Snapper
    Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to
    a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!
[21:12] Munseong
    You're a good fighter.
[21:14] Hobin
    It's not a secret video known only to me?
[21:17] Snapper
    Run...
[21:18] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?! 
    Why are you doing this?!
[21:20] Hobin
    I was so deeply ashamed of myself
    from the bottom of my heart.