# E3 - The Date
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNJ3G3/the-date)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
If I can make money by
getting beat up, then so be it!
**[00:08] Snapper**
Give us your best performance,
star of the show.
**[00:10] Hobin**
'Cause I hit Pakgo where it *really* hurt!
**[00:12] Samdak**
*Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.*
**[00:15] Bomi**
Can I get your contact info?
**[00:16] Rumi**
Wanna do a live stream with me?
**[00:19] Pakgo**
I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
**[00:21] Shady Woman**
Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
**[00:23] Shady Man**
How much do those vids make you?
**[00:25] Hobin**
I'm getting mugged
even though I'm famous...
**[00:29] Snapper**
Can't you see all your fans
cheering you on?
**[00:31] Hobin**
Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** The Date
**[02:07] Shady Man**
Huh? What was that?
**[02:10] Shady Man**
You want your phone back?
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** He looks super scary
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** He looks super scary
**[02:13] Shady Man**
These guys are nuts.
Look at 'em filming this.
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** Let's keep filming lol
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** Let's keep filming lol
**[02:18] Samdak**
* Have you noted which*
* is their dominant hand?*
**[02:21] Shady Woman**
Why are you talking through the mic?
**[02:21] Hobin**
* He's holding the mic in his*
* right hand, which means...*
**[02:25] Samdak**
* If your opponent is right-handed,*
* stand on their left side,*
**[02:28] Samdak**
*so that it's easier for them
to raise their fists.*
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
**[02:30] Shady Man**
What's this?
You wanna throw down?
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** This is getting interesting
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** This is getting interesting
**[02:34] Shady Man**
Just watch.
**[02:34] Samdak**
*Let them raise their right hand.*
**[02:36] Shady Woman**
What a boss.
**[02:37] Samdak**
*And if there are obstacles on their left,*
**[02:39] Samdak**
* their only option will be*
* to use their right hand, won't it?*
**[02:43] Hobin**
* If I'm gonna get hit anyway,*
* I might as well try it!*
**[02:47] Samdak**
* Even if you can't dodge a punch,*
* you can at least react to it.*
**[02:51] Samdak**
* Those with no martial arts training*
* often move their shoulders a lot!*
**[02:56] Hobin**
*Here... Here it comes!*
**[02:58] Hobin**
"How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
**[03:07] Samdak**
* A punch is at its most powerful at*
* the exact moment it reaches its target.*
**[03:14] Samdak**
* In other words, you can move in and get hit*
* before the punch gets too powerful.*
**[03:19] Samdak**
*This is also known as, "Operation:
The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"*
***SIGN*** Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early
**[03:25] Snapper**
*What's that idiot doing? He got
punched in the face on purpose!*
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** What?
**[03:30] Samdak**
*Imagine head-butting that fist.*
**[03:33] Samdak**
* Pull in your chin to protect it, which also*
* puts you in the right position for a headbutt.*
**[03:39] Hobin**
*That barely hurt at all.*
**[03:40] Hobin**
*What do I do next?*
**[03:42] Shady Man**
What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.
**[03:46] Hobin**
*Oh, no! I reacted too slow!*
**[03:49] Samdak**
* It's too hard for a regular person to*
* react properly to every single punch.*
**[03:53] Samdak**
* But what if your opponent*
* is also a regular person?*
**[03:56] Hobin**
*He missed?*
**[03:57] Samdak**
* It's hard to punch someone*
* who's moving around a lot.*
**[04:01] Samdak**
*Weaving!*
***SIGN*** Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body
***SIGN*** around to dodge punches
**[04:03] Samdak**
*When you're missed on both sides,
that's when the weaving begins.*
**[04:08] Samdak**
* A regular person who wants to*
* take that punch to the head.*
**[04:11] Samdak**
* A regular person who aims for*
* the head with their punches.*
**[04:14] Samdak**
* When these two clash,*
* what do you think happens?*
**[04:17] Samdak**
* Since you keep trying and failing*
* to hit his fist with your head,*
**[04:21] Samdak**
* to your opponent, you look like a*
* boxer with great weaving technique!*
**[04:26] Samdak**
*By focusing on hitting their fist,
your fear of the fist also dissipates.*
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** This isn't what I was expecting
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** This isn't what I was expecting
**[04:32] Shady man**
*This guy!*
**[04:33] Samdak**
*Then, their punches will start to miss.*
**[04:36] Samdak**
* Or even if they hit,*
* you won't feel any pain from it.*
**[04:40] Samdak**
*How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...*
**[04:44] Samdak**
*Well...*
**[04:45] Hobin**
Give me back my phone.
**[04:47] Samdak**
* Fighting doesn't seem so*
* scary anymore, does it?*
**[04:48] Hobin**
I... have to reply to Bomi!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Revenge of the underdog
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Revenge of the underdog
**[04:54] Shady Man**
Who the hell is Bomi?
**[04:57] Snapper**
*Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily
getting hit by that thug?*
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** What's going on?
**[05:03] Shady Man**
*Who is this guy?
Why doesn't he dodge?*
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is that the joke?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is that the joke?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
**[05:09] Hobin**
*Man, this is stupid. Damn it.*
**[05:14] Hobin**
*I should've watched the other videos, too.*
**[05:16] Hobin**
* The only video I watched was*
* "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"*
**[05:21] Samdak**
* So now that you've learned how to get hit,*
* let's meet again in the next video.*
**[05:26] Hobin**
*I have no other techniques I can use!*
**[05:30] Snapper**
*This fight's turning out awful.*
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** What even is this?
**[05:34] Snapper**
*It's way too slow.*
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** Boring. I'm out
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** Boring. I'm out
**[05:37] Snapper**
*This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.*
**[05:41] Snapper**
*The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,*
**[05:44] Snapper**
* but a video that goes on*
* for too long also ain't ideal.*
**[05:47] Snapper**
* Ah, should I stop them now*
* before we lose any more viewers?*
**[05:53] Gaeul**
*Hobin will win this fight.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
**[05:57] Snapper**
*This guy...*
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
**[05:58] Snapper**
*It's the old guy who
knew about Munseong.*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:01] Snapper**
*He seems to really know his
martial arts. What's his deal?*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
**[06:06] Snapper**
*It's obvious that Hobin's lost.
Look at all the hits he's taking.*
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** No way
**[06:11] Gaeul**
*Sigh. Amateurs.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
**[06:14] Gaeul**
*Pay attention!*
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:16] Gaeul**
*Look at his fists!*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
**[06:18] Gaeul**
*Seems he didn't notice
because of the adrenaline.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** His fists are in a world of trouble!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** His fists are in a world of trouble!
**[06:22] Gaeul**
*His fists are in a world of trouble!*
**[06:25] Shady Man**
Shit, what's wrong with my hands?
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** They're huge!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** They're huge!
**[06:30] Gaeul**
* Your fists can swell up*
* even hitting punching bags.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
**[06:33] Gaeul**
*This guy got carried away...*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** and hit his rock-hard forehead
***SIGN*** too many times!
**[06:37] Gaeul**
*and hit his rock-hard
forehead too many times!*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** and hit his rock-hard forehead
***SIGN*** too many times!
**[06:41] Shady Woman**
Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.
***SIGN*** Once the adrenaline subsides,
***SIGN*** the unbearable pain
kicks in
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:42] Gaeul**
*Once the adrenaline subsides,
the unbearable pain kicks in.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Once the adrenaline subsides,
***SIGN*** the unbearable pain
kicks in
**[06:42] Shady Man**
My hands! My hands!
**[06:48] Snapper**
*Wait, so Hobin really won?*
**[06:53] Hobin**
Ouch.
**[06:55] Snapper**
* Your hospital bill might come to*
* more than the revenue for the video.*
**[07:00] Hobin**
I got my phone back. Gotta reply.
**[07:04] Snapper**
*But I guess it's a worthy investment,*
**[07:06] Snapper**
*since we earned a lot of fans in return.*
**[07:09] Hobin**
What should I text her?
**[07:12] Hobin**
*Maybe "Did you take a bath?"*
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Ya just can't leave this guy alone
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Ya just can't leave this guy alone
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
**[07:16] Hobin**
*Live stream over!*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[07:20] Hobin**
* Upload complete.*
* Over a million views this week.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Stupid mistake results in
***SIGN*** HUGE FIGHT
***SIGN*** HUGE FIGHT
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's
***SIGN*** A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
UENT?!
***SIGN*** A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
UENT?!
**[07:25] Hobin**
* "Viral Hit" has four videos now,*
* with a total of 25 million views.*
***SIGN*** I Totally Got
***SIGN*** MUGGED
***SIGN*** MUGGED
***SIGN*** Someone
mugged me,
so I gave him...
***SIGN*** a Good Talking-To
**[07:32] Hobin**
* We finally received*
* our first revenue payout.*
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
**[07:36] Hobin**
*And the total came to... two million yen!*
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
**[07:39] Snapper**
All right!
**[07:43] Hobin**
But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?
**[07:48] Snapper**
Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time
to get through approvals and add some ads.
**[07:53] Snapper**
It's not bad considering
it's our first payment.
**[07:55] Hobin**
I thought the number of views
turned directly into money.
**[08:00] Hobin**
I didn't know it was the ads inserted into
the videos that generate the revenue.
**[08:04] Snapper**
Yeah. I told you that so many times.
**[08:07] Snapper**
That said, since ad playback equals revenue,
your understanding isn't that far off.
**[08:15] Snapper**
Just remember, 0.1 yen per view
is the rule of thumb.
**[08:21] Snapper**
That's why NewTubu is really deep.
**[08:24] Hobin**
We just have to continue
streaming videos, right?
**[08:29] Hobin**
Something sensational and violent.
**[08:31] Snapper**
We were lucky this time.
**[08:34] Hobin**
Lucky?
**[08:35] Snapper**
We didn't get the yellow mark.
**[08:38] Hobin**
Yellow mark? What's that?
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**[08:41] Snapper**
It's NewTubu's proprietary
censorship system.
**[08:44] Snapper**
When you get the yellow mark,
it means the video has been demonetized.
**[08:50] Snapper**
It's something all NewTubers fear.
**[08:53] Snapper**
It often gets put on violent or
overly aggressive content.
**[08:56] Hobin**
I see.
**[08:58] Rumi**
So guess where we're headed now!
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
70k Subscribers
**[09:02] Rumi**
Hey, what's everyone
looking at? Huh?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Tell us about your makeup tools!
**[09:06] Rumi**
There's ketchup where?
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Rumi's so cute!
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Rumi's so cute!
**[09:11] Hobin**
Rumi? Is she streaming now?
**[09:13] Snapper**
I have a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** Subscribers
**[09:23] Rumi**
Ding, ding!
**[09:24] Snapper**
Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!
**[09:28] Rumi**
Hey, you two! Wait up!
**[09:32] Snapper**
Good. We lost her.
**[09:34] Snapper**
Damn that vixen,
trying to steal our viewers...
**[09:40] Snapper**
Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?
**[09:43] Hobin**
*So cool.*
**[09:46] Hobin**
* It's just a tracksuit,*
* so it must be like 30 or 40k?*
**[09:50] Hobin**
* I just got my payout.*
* Maybe I can afford this...*
**[09:54] Hobin**
What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!
**[09:58] Hobin**
I could buy 100 similar ones online!
**[10:01] Hobin**
I mean, 140k... That's how much
I owe Snapper for his salary.
**[10:05] Hobin**
Who'd buy such a thing?
**[10:08] Hobin**
Snapper, let's go—
**[10:09] Clerk**
That'll be 140,000 yen.
**[10:11] Snapper**
Right. Single payment, please.
**[10:13] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:14] Hobin**
A single payment of 140,000 yen?!
**[10:18] Hobin**
* You're kidding, right?*
* That was your whole month's pay!*
**[10:22] Snapper**
You're not going to buy one?
**[10:23] Snapper**
They're basic items.
You need to own at least one.
**[10:28] Hobin**
* So this is considered "basic"*
* to people like you.*
**[10:32] Snapper**
I'd like to check that out, too.
**[10:34] Hobin**
*I finally noticed.*
**[10:35] Hobin**
* Even if I make two million yen, only the rich*
* know how to spend that kind of money properly.*
**[10:41] Hobin**
I'll pass.
**[10:44] Hobin**
*A text?*
**[10:45] Hobin**
*Who's contacting me at this hour?*
**[10:49] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:51] Hobin**
Seriously?
**[10:55] Hobin**
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!
**[10:59] Young Man A**
Wow, that's Kucci!
**[10:59] Hobin**
*I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.*
**[11:00] Young Man B**
You think? Isn't it a fake?
**[11:01] Young Man B**
That brat could never
afford the real thing.
**[11:03] Hobin**
*I* had *to buy it! Well done, Hobin!*
**[11:04] Young Man A**
Good point.
**[11:05] Young Man B**
Isn't it obvious?
**[11:07] Hobin**
* But why meet here of all places?*
* It's full of couples.*
**[11:13] Hobin**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[11:15] Hobin**
*Should I do a live stream?*
**[11:18] Hobin**
Hi, everyone. I missed you guys,
so I started a stream.
**[11:21] Young Man C**
Huh? Is he filming something?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** We missed you too
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** We missed you too
**[11:23] Young Woman A**
Oh, I know that guy.
**[11:23] Hobin**
Oh, hello. Thank you.
**[11:25] Young Man D**
Who is he?
**[11:26] Young Man E**
A NewTuber?
**[11:27] Crowd**
He's that guy that gets
into fights for money.
**[11:31] Crowd**
Remember how he ended Pakgo?
**[11:33] Crowd**
You mean how he sold out his classmate?
**[11:36] Hobin**
*They're all saying whatever
they want about me.*
**[11:36] Crowd**
He's wearing expensive clothes, too.
He must make a ton of money.
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
**[11:39] Hobin**
*I guess being famous isn't all good.*
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Don't take it to heart, dude
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Don't take it to heart, dude
**[11:43] Hobin**
Thanks, guys. You're all I have.
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
**[11:47] Female Fan A**
Wow, I'm a big fan!
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Obv trying to score views
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Obv trying to score views
**[11:49] Female Fan A**
I've seen all of your videos.
Can I get a selfie with you?
**[11:53] Hobin**
Who, me?
**[11:54] Female Fan A**
Jiwun!
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
**[11:57] Jiwun**
Yes, sure. Let's do that.
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
**[11:59] Female Fan A**
You're so much more handsome in real life!
**[12:00] Hobin**
*It wasn't me!*
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Damn it
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Damn it
**[12:03] Jiwun**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** Vlogger
Newtuber
Jiwun
170k
Subscribers
**[12:03] Female Fan B**
Wait, what? Me, too, please!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
**[12:05] Hobin**
*Is he a NewTuber, too?*
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Leave these people alone
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Leave these people alone
**[12:08] Female Fan B**
What are you doing today?
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
**[12:09] Jiwun**
I'm here to interview
people on the street.
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Don't get discouraged!
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Don't get discouraged!
**[12:13] Jiwun**
Hm?
**[12:14] Jiwun**
Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** Wonder what this chick looks like
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** Wonder what this chick looks like
**[12:18] Jiwun**
You're quite pretty.
May I have a moment of your time?
**[12:22] Bomi**
Sorry, I have a prior engagement.
**[12:25] Jiwun**
Oh, I see.
Meeting your boyfriend?
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Feels bad, man
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Feels bad, man
**[12:28] Bomi**
Um...
**[12:31] Bomi**
It's this guy.
**[12:34] Bomi**
Sorry, I'm late, right?
**[12:37] Bomi**
Wow, that outfit...
**[12:39] Bomi**
Samesies!
**[12:42] Bomi**
What a coincidence, huh?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Whoa, can't miss the next part!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Whoa, can't miss the next part!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[12:59] Female Student**
You're such an idiot.
**[13:00] Hobin**
*I was always jealous of the popular kids.*
**[13:02] Hobin**
* I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports,*
* and my grades are only so-so.*
**[13:08] Hobin**
* I'm also not exactly rich.*
* I was ashamed of myself.*
**[13:12] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Out of my way, midget.
**[13:16] Hobin**
* I wanted to at least be a*
* good fighter, like Pakgo.*
**[13:19] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Die.
**[13:20] Hobin**
* School's a reflection of society as a whole.*
* It's survival of the fittest.*
**[13:22] Pakgo**
Stay that way until the end of break.
**[13:26] Hobin**
* It's natural for the*
* weaker animal to bow down.*
**[13:26] Hanger-on B**
So funny!
**[13:29] Pakgo**
Let's check on him later.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Munseong**
Move. I need to get through.
**[13:30] Male Student**
Yeah.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Pakgo**
What? Who in the hell do you think—
**[13:34] (Flashback) Munseong**
What did you say?
**[13:35] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Eek!
**[13:37] (Flashback) Munseong**
You need to use polite, clean language.
**[13:39] Pakgo**
Right...
**[13:39] Hobin**
*But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.*
**[13:43] Hobin**
*I admired Munseong.*
**[13:47] Hobin**
*But I don't feel that way anymore!*
**[13:50] Hobin**
* Because look!*
* Bomi's right here in front of me!*
**[13:54] Bomi**
What are you thinking about?
**[13:56] Hobin**
* I don't need to be popular!*
* I don't care if I'm weak!*
**[14:00] Hobin**
*Ah, if I could only stop time right now!*
**[14:04] Young Man G**
Whoa. She's a major cutie.
**[14:09] Bomi**
Sorry.
**[14:13] Hobin**
Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
**[14:19] Hobin**
Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
**[14:22] Hobin**
I had to give him a good talking-to.
**[14:24] Bomi**
That must've been hard.
**[14:26] Bomi**
Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.
**[14:29] Hobin**
Oh, I passed a florist and
your face flashed up in my thoughts.
**[14:34] Bomi**
Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!
**[14:37] Bomi**
Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
have any flowers in it?
**[14:41] Hobin**
Because there's an even more
beautiful flower right here.
**[14:45] Bomi**
Oh!
**[14:47] Son**
Daddy's home!
**[14:48] Hobin**
Have you been good, my darling children?
**[14:51] Children**
Welcome home!
**[14:52] Hobin**
What were you up to today?
**[14:55] Daughter**
Daddy.
**[14:56] Hobin**
Yes?
**[14:57] Daughter**
Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.
**[15:02] Bomi**
Didn't you want to come to a café?
**[15:04] Hobin**
Huh? My daughter...
**[15:07] Hobin**
Wait, it was a dream?
**[15:10] Bomi**
Why are you spacing out like that?
**[15:12] Hobin**
No, I *love* this! I love cafés!
**[15:16] Hobin**
You know I'm a man of few words, right?
**[15:19] Hobin**
* I went off daydreaming just because*
* we brushed hands. How stupid am I?*
**[15:24] Bomi**
A man of few words? Fine.
**[15:27] Hobin**
*Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?*
**[15:33] Hobin**
* I guess it's only natural for her*
* to be bored if she's with me.*
**[15:36] Young Male Customer**
Hey, look over there.
**[15:38] Young Male Customer**
They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.
**[15:40] Young Female Customer**
That's cute. We should do that, too.
**[15:43] Young Male Customer**
I feel bad for the girl, though.
**[15:46] Young Male Customer**
Women get embarrassed
walking around with short guys, right?
**[15:50] Young Female Customer**
Hey, he can hear you!
**[15:52] Young Male Customer**
It's fine. He can't hear us.
**[15:54] Hobin**
*Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.*
**[15:57] Hobin**
*I knew this would happen.*
**[16:00] Hobin**
* Bomi must be embarrassed*
* to be with someone like me.*
**[16:04] Hobin**
It's not like that.
**[16:07] Hobin**
We aren't matching, either.
**[16:13] Bomi**
This strawberry parfait
is all over social media!
**[16:16] Bomi**
I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!
**[16:19] Hobin**
Is that so? I had no idea.
**[16:23] Bomi**
Where do you want to go after this?
**[16:26] Hobin**
I dunno.
**[16:28] Bomi**
Hobin, do you have any hobbies?
What do you like?
**[16:32] Hobin**
Uh, nothing much, really.
**[16:36] Hobin**
What do you do for fun in your free time?
**[16:41] Hobin**
Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.
**[16:47] Bomi**
Let's go.
**[16:48] Hobin**
Huh?
**[16:49] Bomi**
I asked you out because
I thought it'd be fun.
**[16:55] Bomi**
Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text,
but in person, you barely say two words to me.
**[17:02] Bomi**
I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.
**[17:06] Hobin**
You must be embarrassed
to be with me, right?
**[17:09] Bomi**
Huh?
**[17:10] Hobin**
I'm sorry. I've never gone
out with a girl before.
**[17:15] Hobin**
In fact, I don't think I've ever
spoken to a girl like this before.
**[17:19] Hobin**
I've never been to such a fancy café, either.
**[17:21] Hobin**
I have no idea how to behave.
**[17:25] Hobin**
My hobby is watching NewTubu at home,
but I was too ashamed to admit that.
**[17:32] Hobin**
I don't have any friends,
so I stay at home on holidays.
**[17:36] Hobin**
I wanted to eat, too, but I get
too nervous when I look at your face.
**[17:44] Hobin**
I mean, how can I concentrate on food
when I'm looking at such a pretty face?
**[17:50] Bomi**
Wait, Hobin, where's this—
**[17:55] Bomi**
Hobin, you're sweating so much!
**[17:58] Hobin**
I thought it'd be too hot
for you on this side.
**[18:03] Hobin**
Sorry for just deciding that on my own.
**[18:15] Gaeul**
Well played, Hobin Yu.
**[18:20] Bomi**
Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.
**[18:26] Bomi**
Really? You're close by?
**[18:29] Hobin**
* Walking together like this makes me*
* feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.*
**[18:33] Bomi**
Sorry, I just got a call from a
friend of mine from grade school.
**[18:38] Hobin**
A friend from grade school?
**[18:40] Bomi**
Yeah, we used to be close,
but we kind of lost touch.
**[18:46] Bomi**
Coincidentally, we're all
in the same area right now.
**[18:49] Hobin**
Did you friend come to eat the...
**[18:52] Bomi**
Yes, the strawberry parfait.
**[18:56] Hobin**
* Bomi looked so cute when*
* she was eating that parfait!*
**[18:59] Bomi**
I just remembered.
**[19:01] Bomi**
My friend goes to the
same school as you, Hobin.
**[19:04] Hobin**
Really? What's your friend's name?
**[19:07] Bomi**
Munseong Kim.
**[19:11] Hobin**
*Munseong Kim?*
**[19:13] Hobin**
*The rising star in the world of MMA?*
**[19:17] Hobin**
*The man who has everything?*
**[19:19] Hobin**
* Munseong, who I can't even talk*
* to at school, is friends with Bomi?*
**[19:26] Bomi**
Hm, maybe you don't know him.
**[19:30] Hobin**
Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
**[19:35] Hobin**
Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
**[19:38] Hobin**
I had to give him a good talking-to.
**[19:40] Bomi**
That must've been hard.
**[19:43] Bomi**
Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.
**[19:47] Munseong**
Yeah.
**[19:48] Children**
Daddy! Welcome home!
**[19:49] Bomi**
By the way...
**[19:51] Bomi**
Who is that man?
**[19:53] Munseong**
I don't know.
**[19:55] Munseong**
Looks like he's some loser who's
wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.
**[19:59] Daughter**
Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.
**[20:07] Bomi**
Do you know Munseong?
**[20:09] Hobin**
Um, yeah. I do.
**[20:12] Bomi**
No way. Really? Are you close?
**[20:16] Hobin**
Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
**[20:19] Hobin**
* I seriously didn't want her to know*
* that I was part of the loser group.*
**[20:24] Bomi**
Wow, what a coincidence.
**[20:26] Bomi**
Huh? No way. Munseong!
**[20:30] Hobin**
*But I immediately regretted those words.*
**[20:33] Hobin**
Munseong...
**[20:35] Hobin**
*What terrible timing.*
**[20:37] Hobin**
*Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?*
**[20:40] Bomi**
I can't believe I finally caught up with you!
**[20:43] Bomi**
Munseong, is it true you and
Hobin are good friends?
**[20:46] Munseong**
Good friends?
**[20:50] Munseong**
Me and him?
**[20:58] Hobin**
We losers have an unwritten rule.
**[21:00] Bomi**
Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?
**[21:02] Munseong**
You do NewTubu, right?
**[21:03] Snapper**
Being in love is like fighting in a bout.
**[21:06] Hobin**
Just you wait, Bomi!
**[21:07] Snapper**
Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to
a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!
**[21:12] Munseong**
You're a good fighter.
**[21:14] Hobin**
It's not a secret video known only to me?
**[21:17] Snapper**
Run...
**[21:18] Bomi**
What's *wrong* with you?!
Why are you doing this?!
**[21:20] Hobin**
I was so deeply ashamed of myself
from the bottom of my heart.