E12 - Joy

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:06] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he was fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[00:11] Hobin
    I've grown, and I didn't even notice.
[00:14] Snapper & Gaeul
    End of livestream!
[00:17] Mangi
    So cute.
[00:18] Munseong
    It's like fighting a boar.
[00:20] Snapper
    He's a monster that's just
    all brawn from head to toe.
[00:24] Hobin
    I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
[00:27] Taehun
    Or were you planning to make
    your next video your funeral?
[00:30] Hobin
    Because... Taekwondo's the strongest!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:06] Hobin
    Man-man-man-mangi!
[02:08] Hobin
    So huge!
[02:10] Hobin
    Mangi Hwang.
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
[02:13] Snapper
    That idiot!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Joy
[02:14] Snapper
    I tried so hard to stop him!
    Does he even have a plan?
[02:19] Snapper
    Or does he have a trick up his sleeve again?
[02:23] Snapper
    Has he picked up a new technique,
    like all the previous times?
[02:34] Hobin
    Calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
[02:39] Hobin
    Here come that emotion I get
    while fighting! That hormone!
[02:44] Hobin
    Adrenaline!
[02:46] Hobin
    Got him!
[02:48] Snapper
    Nice, Hobin!
    Solid hit with that calf kick!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[02:56] Mangi
    Didn't do nothing.
[02:59] Hobin
    And that's when...
[03:00] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:02] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:05] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:06] Hobin
    ...I started regretting everything
    I'd felt up to that point.

SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:09] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:12] Hobin
    What's going on? How can he be so calm?
[03:12] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:17] Samdak
    Ssireum, the traditional
    martial art of Korea.
[03:21] Samdak
    A sport where contestants strive
    to remain standing inside a ring of sand.
[03:27] Hobin
    This strange sensation
    I get when my kicks land...
[03:31] Hobin
    It's like kicking a one-ton truck
    instead of a human.
[03:36] Mangi
    What kick did you call that?
[03:38] Samdak
    They are monsters who even
    train their toes to remain standing.
[03:44] Samdak
    If you encounter one,
    my advice to you is this:
[03:50] Samdak
    Run away!
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
[03:53] Hobin
    I'm such an idiot!
    A complete buffoon!

SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
[03:56] Hobin
    Emotions? Adrenaline?
    All worthless!

SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
[03:59] Hobin
    How come my legs hurt more
    from actually kicking him?
[04:02] Hobin
    Fighting is fun?
[04:04] Hobin
    Maybe when you're evenly matched, sure!
[04:08] Mangi
    Wow, you're pretty fast, even
    though you're running backwards.
[04:12] Hobin
    This is just a fight for survival now!
[04:15] Snapper
    Hobin sure has gotten stronger.
[04:18] Snapper
    By running backwards, he can flee
    while keeping an eye on his opponent.
[04:23] Snapper
    That said, I've grown, too,
    seeing how I'm noticing that.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
[04:27] Snapper
    Listen up, everyone.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
[04:30] Snapper
    Hobin's game plan
    is already in motion.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
[04:33] Snapper
    Remember his fight
    against the Comedy Crew?
[04:36] Snapper
    Yup, Hobin Yu's hit-and-run tactics!
[04:39] Snapper
    A Ssireum wrestler is still a human being!
[04:42] Snapper
    There's no way he won't feel
    those calf kicks when running!
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
[04:47] Gaeul
    "Sheesh, talk about amateurs!"
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    What nonsense are you spouting?
[04:50] Gaeul
    "Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
    What nonsense are you spouting?"
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    what Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!
[04:55] Gaeul
    "You idiots don't even know what
    Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!"
[05:05] Mangi
    I'm a fast runner, too.
[05:07] Mangi
    I run 30 km every day.
[05:10] Gaeul
    "Their basic training is running
    at full speed on sand!"
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    at full speed on sand!
[05:16] Hobin
    I knew that.
[05:17] Samdak
    Running away from them is impossible.
[05:21] Samdak
    Their basic training involves
    running at full speed across sand.
[05:25] Samdak
    So let me teach you something.
[05:27] Samdak
    Every animal, humans included,
    is at its most vulnerable when running.
[05:33] Hobin
    Samdak taught me that.
[05:38] Mangi
    Gotcha.
[05:40] Hobin
    But how?
[05:42] Mangi
    So light.
[05:43] Mangi
    He came at me with such speed,
    yet he's taken zero damage?
[05:48] Mangi
    I remember now. You're cotton candy.
[05:52] Hobin
    What is his body made of?
[05:54] Samdak
    An unskilled beginner has
    no chance of beating a grappler!
[06:00] Hobin
    I can't beat him without skills.
[06:03] Hobin
    So if I have a skill, I can beat him!
[06:06] Hobin
    And I do have one!
[06:08] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[06:10] Mangi
    Hey. Don't touch my head.
[06:13] Hobin
    His neck is too thick.
[06:16] Samdak
    The baseball choke applies pressure to the
    carotid artery using the opponent's clothing.
[06:22] Hobin
    His neck's so thick and short,
    I can't get my hands in there!
[06:25] Hobin
    It looks even shorter seen from below.
[06:28] Hobin
    The calf kick, the punch, the choke...
    Nothing works.
[06:32] Hobin
    So there really is no way for
    a regular person to beat a grappler?
[06:35] Mangi
    I have to punish you for touching my head.
[06:40] Hobin
    Why the head?
[06:42] Hobin
    Is it a grappler's weakness or something?
[06:45] Hobin
    One even Samdak doesn't know about?
[06:50] Samdak
    Ssireum, Korean wrestling.
[06:52] Samdak
    The sport where wrestlers attempt
    to throw each other in a ring of sand.
[06:58] Samdak
    But outside of the sand ring, a grappler will
    throw their opponent onto asphalt instead.
[07:03] Samdak
    The flashiest Ssireum move: the front suplex!
[07:08] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    Whoa...
[07:10] Hobin
    This is nothing like
    the fight with Pakgo.

SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
[07:13] Hobin
    An opponent I have
    no hope of beating.

SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
[07:15] Hobin
    I don't even feel frustrated.
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
[07:18] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[07:20] Hobin
    There's no way a regular person
    can defeat a Ssireum wrestler.

SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:26] Mangi
    Hm?
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:27] Snapper
    This is why I tried to stop you.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[07:33] Snapper
    Why did you take him on?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
[07:36] Snapper
    "Look"?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
[07:43] Snapper
    What is that?!
[07:45] Snapper
    Hobin?!
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
[07:52] Mangi
    What's this?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    He came prepared!
SIGN    He came prepared!
[07:58] Snapper
    You've done well!
    You can stop now!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
[08:00] Snapper
    You don't have
    your protector anymore!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
[08:03] Snapper
    You can't beat him! You're an amateur!
[08:07] Hobin
    Strikers are not...
[08:09] Hobin
    inherently weaker than grapplers.
[08:16] Taehun
    Right.
[08:17] Taehun
    There's no way we're weaker.
[08:21] Taehun
    You included.
[08:24] Taehun
    You do have the same look in your eye...
[08:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
[08:32] Taehun
    ...as when you came to see me.
[08:36] (Flashback) Hobin
    Teach me.
[08:37] (Flashback) Taehun
    Teach you what?
[08:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
    Taekwondo's fanciest move.
[08:46] Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout!
[08:50] Hobin
    Taekwondo's fanciest move!
[08:54] (Flashback) Hobin
    Running backwards is training?
[08:57] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is this a real training method?
[09:04] Hobin
    Back kick!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:22] (Flashback) Taehun
    You've gotta be kidding!
[09:24] (Flashback) Taehun
    What are you doing?! This is a dojo!
[09:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    This place is for practicing taekwondo!
[09:30] (Flashback) Taehun
    Why are there kids
    doing their homework here?
[09:34] (Flashback) Taehun
    Stop just staring at me! Get out!
[09:38] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    Taehun. You must know...
[09:42] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    With how popular MMA is,
    nobody wants to learn taekwondo.
SIGN    Multiplication Table
[09:48] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    It's hard to make a living
    from taekwondo alone.
[09:52] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    The future of taekwondo is...
[09:55] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said you'd try.
[09:58] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said if I came first in the next
    tournament, you'd give it your all, too.
[10:04] (Flashback) Taehun
    But you're making excuses again.
[10:08] (Flashback) Taehun
    Taekwondo's worthless in a real fight,
     so it has no future?
[10:12] (Flashback) Taehun
    Just you watch. I'll overwhelm
    MMA fighters with taekwondo.
[10:21] (Flashback) Taehun
    Because taekwondo is the
    strongest. You got that?
[10:29] (Flashback) Taehun
    How cute. You look just like a doll.
[10:33] (Flashback) Taehun
    That's my uniform from when I was in
    grade school, but it fits you perfectly.
[10:38] (Flashback) Taehun
    From now on, wear that to the dojo.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'm scared. It feels like
    he might eat me at any moment.
[10:49] (Flashback) Hobin
    Taehun, why did you, um...
[10:52] (Flashback) Taehun
    Call me "master."
[10:56] Hobin
    What did I do?
[10:59] Hobin
    Or is this some new form of bullying
    where he pretends to be nice to me?
[11:02] (Flashback) Hobin
    Um, master, I asked you
    to teach me the back kick.
[11:07] (Flashback) Hobin
    So why am I running backwards?
[11:10] (Flashback) Taehun
    Running backwards? You don't get it, do you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Taehun
    This is the training
    method for the back kick.
[11:18] Hobin
    I didn't do anything.
    I just said taekwondo is the strongest.
[11:23] (Flashback) Taehun
    Aim for the opponent's solar plexus.
[11:34] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    That's a back kick!
[11:35] Hobin
    That doesn't feel right.
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun!
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
[11:38] Hobin
    Does the solar plexus feel this heavy?
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:42] Hobin
    Oh, uh, sorry.
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:45] Snapper
    That's totally out of order.
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
[11:48] Snapper
    Though a win's a win, right?
[11:52] Snapper
    Kicking someone in the crotch
    in a street fight is fine, right?
SIGN     Re-match versus Mangi Hwang, Ssireum champ!
SIGN    28k watching
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    214k subscribers
[11:56] Snapper
    Aw, yeah! We've got almost 30,000 viewers!
[11:59] Snapper
    Now I'm sure he has the upper hand!
[12:09] Hobin
    Impossible! Even a back kick
    to the crotch has no effect?!

SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
[12:14] Snapper
    This is bad, Hobin!
    We're cornered!

SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Tombstone
[12:17] Snapper
    If you lose now, it's over!
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
[12:20] Snapper
    Tens of thousands
    of people are watching!

[12:23] Mangi
    Front suplex!
[12:26] Hobin
    I'm going to lose!
[12:28] Hobin
    If I hit the ground now, it's over.
[12:30] Hobin
    I have to grab something! Anything!
[12:32] Hobin
    Grab anything!
[12:41] Hobin
    A Viral Hit livestream gets
    approximately 30,000 viewers.
[12:45] Hobin
    Dozens of comments pour in every second.
[12:49] Hobin
    But today, for the first time
    during a Viral Hit livestream,
[12:54] Hobin
    the chat comments stopped
    completely for a brief moment.
[13:16] Hobin
    Want some?
[13:18] Mangi
    No.
[13:22] Hobin
    I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come up with
    a cure in a few years. Don't give up.
[13:29] Mangi
    Yeah.
[13:31] Mangi
    I heard that guys who
    do sports get all the girls,
[13:34] Mangi
    so I worked hard and climbed
    all the way up to Cheonhajangsa.
[13:38] (Flashback) Photographer
    Okay, Mr. Cheonhajangsa,
    please take a few steps back.
[13:41] Mangi
    But the popular guys were good-looking
    Geumgangjangsas and Taebaegjangsas.
SIGN    ° The weight classes below Cheonhajangsa
     are called Geumgang and Taebaeg
[13:48] Mangi
    Everyone said I was fat and scary.
[13:52] Mangi
    I have to get a girlfriend fast
     before it goes completely.
[13:56] Mangi
    But I keep getting impatient.
[13:58] Hobin
    What's that you're munching on?
[14:00] Mangi
    Hair growth supplements.
[14:02] Hobin
    So all this time,
    it was all a misunderstanding?
[14:06] Hobin
    You challenged Munseong to a fight, right?
[14:08] Mangi
    That was because he was following Bomi around.
     I thought he was stalking her.
[14:13] Mangi
    I just wanted to help her.
[14:16] Snapper
    Well, I understand your impatience,
    but there must have been another way.
[14:20] Hobin
    Yeah. Don't you realize how scared Bomi was?
[14:24] Mangi
    No! There's no other way!
[14:26] Mangi
    Genius Smooth Talker, Lesson 3:
     "Girls like powerful guys!"
[14:31] Mangi
    Do you even know
    how awesome this teacher is?
SIGN    Genius pickup artist
SIGN    Shh! You can do
    romance, too
SIGN    Pickup techniques
    taught by a pro
[14:35] Mangi
    He's dated 10,000 girls!
[14:38] Mangi
    I even took lessons using the money
     I made as Cheonhajangsa!
[14:42] Hobin
    I see.
[14:44] Hobin
    Snapper and I could tell right away
    that Mangi Hwang wasn't a bad guy.
[14:50] Mangi
    Viral Hit...
[14:53] Mangi
    Do you think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
[14:58] Hobin
    Of course you will!
[14:59] Hobin
    That he's a man worth crying over!
[15:02] Mangi
    The reason I started NewTubing was
    to become famous so I could get a girl.
[15:13] Hobin
    I don't know why,
    but I feel tears pouring out.
[15:33] Mangi
    It's over.
[15:35] Mangi
    Nobody could love someone like me.
[15:40] Mangi
    I'll quit NewTubu, too.
[15:43] Mangi
    Sorry for everything, Viral Hit.
[15:49] Hobin
    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[15:52] Hobin
    Don't you see the passionate support
    you're getting from the viewers?!
[15:58] Hobin
    Don't give up! You can achieve
    your dream of getting a girlfriend!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
[16:10] Hobin
    You have so many allies!
[16:12] Hobin
    Your NewTubu journey has only just begun!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
[16:25] Hobin
    With Mangi Hwang's tears sending us off...
[16:28] Hobin
    Viral Hit, end of livestream!
[16:49] Customer
    Excuse me.
[16:51] Bomi
    Oh, sorry!
[16:54] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[17:26] Hobin
    The rest is up to our editor.
[17:29] Gaeul
    Man, this is so moving!
[17:32] Gaeul
    I never knew Mangi Hwang was like this.
[17:37] Gaeul
    I hope things work out for him.
[17:41] Gaeul
    I'll make sure to edit this up good.
    But how should I go about it?
[17:46] Hobin
    Gaeul's edited highlights video
    got 3 million views.
[17:50] Hobin
    And our channel subscriber
    count hit 220,000.
SIGN    Like, subscribe, and hit
    that notification button!
[17:54] Hobin
    Everyone was filled with joy.
[17:57] Snapper
    The channel's gradually getting famous.
    I can just hear the money flowing in.
[18:04] Snapper
    And it's all thanks to my planning.
[18:08] Snapper
    Hobin makes money while
    my resume gets more impressive.
[18:12] Snapper
    At this rate, I might even be
    a movie director by the time I'm 20.
[18:17] Hobin
    That's when "they" started approaching us.
[18:19] Snapper
    Hey! What's this about?!
[18:25] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
[18:27] Hobin
    I talk to Bomi every day and
    I don't have to worry about money!
[18:32] Hobin
    The loan is almost paid off, too!
[18:35] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
[18:39] Jihyeon
    Hobin, did you get yourself
    a girlfriend or something?
[18:42] Hobin
    No way! No girlfriend here!
[18:44] Jihyeon
    You know, I haven't heard
    from the debt collectors lately.
[18:48] Hobin
    I told you, this new part-time job
     I have pays really well.
[18:53] Hobin
    If I keep working hard,
     I think we can pay off all of our loans.
[18:57] Jihyeon
    I see. It's nothing shady, is it?
[19:00] Hobin
    No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry, Mom.
[19:04] Hobin
    I can't tell my mom that her son
    gets paid to get beaten up in fights.
[19:10] Jihyeon
    Well, in that case, maybe I'll come work
    with you when I'm out of this place.
[19:15] Hobin
    Wait, no! You can't, Mom!
[19:17] Hobin
    I can't fight alongside my own mother!
[19:20] Jihyeon
    By the way, a nurse was
    looking for you earlier.
[19:24] Jihyeon
    It seemed important.
    You should go talk to her.
[19:27] Hobin
    To me? I wonder what it's about.
[19:30] Hobin
    I'm worried.
[19:32] Hobin
    All right, I'll go now.
[19:34] Jihyeon
    Okay. See you soon.
[19:40] Hobin
    What would my mom think if she found out
    I get into fights for NewTubu content?
[19:50] Hobin
    What? The date for
    my mom's surgery has been set?
[19:53] Hobin
    You were able to find a donor?
[19:55] Nurse
    That's right.
[19:57] Hobin
    You said before that
    we'd have to wait a long time.
[20:00] Nurse
    We got lucky.
[20:02] Nurse
    If the surgery goes well,
    she won't need dialysis anymore.
[20:07] Nurse
    Hobin, you've worked so hard up to now—
[20:09] Hobin
    So...
[20:12] Hobin
    So we can live together
     at home from now on?
[20:19] Nurse
    Come on now. This is good news.
     Why are you crying?
[20:23] Nurse
    It's fine. Everything's going to work out.
[20:26] Nurse
    But the surgery's going to be expensive.
[20:30] Nurse
    Including management fees,
    it's around 2 million—
[20:33] Hobin
    I'll get the 2 million yen!
[20:36] Nurse
    Huh?
SIGN    My mom's surgery date is set!
[20:40] Hobin
    "My mom's surgery date is set!"
[20:43] Bomi
    "Great! Congratulations!"
[20:47] Hobin
    I text Bomi every day.
    I don't have to worry about money.
[20:52] Hobin
    And most important of all,
    I'm no longer alone.
[20:56] Hobin
    I have great friends!
[21:03] Hobin
    Snapper! My mom's getting surgery!
    She'll be able to leave the hospital!
[21:09] Snapper
    Hobin...
[21:10] Snapper
    That's great.
[21:14] Hobin
    I've never been happier in my life!


Revision #1
Created 2025-04-02 16:50:34 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2025-04-02 16:50:34 UTC by whimsee