E10 - A New Opponent

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    You're the worst.
[00:07] Hobin
    Taehun's a piece of shit.
[00:09] Hyeonseok
    Hey, did you catch that?
[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A
    This is why everyone hates you.
[00:13] Gaeul
    Totally useless in a fight.
[00:14] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[00:17] Snapper
    Because they made fun of Gaeul?
[00:19] Hobin
    Sorry, Gaeul.
[00:25] Mangi
    Looking good.
[00:26] Bomi
    And she's a girl, right?
[00:28] Hobin
    How is she even scarier than Taehun?
[00:31] Gaeul
    Don't get the wrong idea.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for 
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:09] Woman
    A snake?
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    A successful surprise! Lolol
[02:12] Comedy Crew
    A successful surprise!
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    A New 
    Opponent
[02:13] Hobin
    Wow. I hate to admit it,
    but these guys are legit funny.
[02:14] Comedy Crew
    Yay!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:19] Woman
    Aw, jeez. You startled me.
SIGN    Aw, jeez...
SIGN    You startled me.
[02:22] Hyeonseok
    Sorry!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:24] Hyeonseok
    We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!
[02:28] Comedy Crew
    Yup!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:28] Hobin
    And that's them, right?
[02:30] Snapper
    Yeah.
[02:31] Hobin
    So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Thankfully, 
    she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
[02:33] Hyeonseok
    We're really sorry we startled you!
[02:37] Hyeonseok
    We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
[02:40] Woman
    Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
[02:44] Hyeonseok
    Your reaction was very cute.
[02:47] Hyeonseok
    We actually have a favor to ask.
[02:49] Hyeonseok
    Is it okay if we upload the video?
[02:52] Woman
    Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
[02:55] Hyeonseok
    Really? Thank you!
[02:56] Hobin
    They're nothing like how they are at school!
[02:58] Hobin
    They're annoyingly polite.
[03:01] Snapper
    They beat us up pretty good.
[03:03] Snapper
    But their viewers don't know
     what they're really like.
[03:07] Snapper
    Did you know they've got a
     pretty high subscriber count?
[03:11] Hobin
    What? Like, how many?
[03:13] Snapper
    Over 700k, I think.
[03:15] Hobin
    Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
[03:17] Gaeul
    You're yankin' my chain!
[03:19] Hobin
    Snapper! We have to start
    throwing snakes at people, too!
[03:22] Snapper
    Man, you really are an idiot.
    That's not the only prank they pull.
[03:28] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    (What is this?)
SIGN    (Wasn't me...)
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Surprise 
    in an elevator! Lol
SIGN    Long time no see!
SIGN    Trololololololololololololol
SIGN    Went up to a total stranger 
    pretending to be their friend 
    Part 2
    ROFLMFAO
SIGN    A piggy bank 
    full of 1-yen coins
SIGN    We went to the store
SIGN    and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
[03:29] Snapper
    They do a whole bunch of pranks,
[03:32] Snapper
    all tailored to being funny without
    being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
[03:37] Hobin
    They've really put some thought into it.
[03:40] Hobin
    We should look at doing
     this type of stuff, too.
[03:42] Snapper
    Well then, how about three fights a week?
[03:45] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[03:48] Snapper
    Let go!
[03:51] Gaeul
    The editing on these videos...
[03:53] Hyeonseok
    Hm? What's that about the editing?
[03:57] Gaeul
    Jumping jeepers!
[03:59] Snapper
    You!
[04:00] Hyeonseok
    So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Aren't you a bit too skinny? 
    I feel like I could snap you in half.
[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A
    But man, it's hilarious.
    I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What's with that look?
    Do you really want to fight?
[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A
    If it's a fight you want, come at us.
    'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
[04:22] Snapper
    I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
[04:25] Hyeonseok
    Just dump that guy in a ditch.
[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A
    How can you even tell?
[04:32] Hyeonseok
    Wear the Wednesday jacket!
[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A
    You're seriously annoying, you know that?
[04:37] Hyeonseok
    You only have 190k subscribers.
[04:41] Hyeonseok
    Know your place, loser trio.
[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Let's forget about these losers.
[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Yeah, let's go.
[04:48] Gaeul
    Blast you!
[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    She's got spirit, though.
[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Loser trio!
[04:53] Hobin
    Just you wait! We'll surprise 
    you with a prank one day!
[04:57] Snapper
    Idiot. It's not that simple.
[05:02] Snapper
    Pranking people is a
     really risky content format.
[05:06] Snapper
    A lot of unexpected things
    could happen while filming.
[05:10] Snapper
    Having a script makes dealing
     with that type of thing easier.
[05:14] Snapper
    But they don't use scripts
     or anything for their pranks,
[05:18] Snapper
    so if an accident were to happen,
    it could do them a lot of harm—
[05:23] Hobin
    Bomi texted me!
[05:26] Snapper
    And he's not listening.
[05:29] Snapper
    Seriously, this guy...
[05:29] Hobin
    Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
[05:31] Gaeul
    Unbelievable.
[05:33] Snapper
    By the way, Gaeul,
    do you have time over the weekend?
[05:36] Hobin
    Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
[05:40] Hobin
    Huh?!
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
[05:49] Munseong
    What happened, Bomi?
[05:51] Bomi
    Huh?
[05:52] Munseong
    I heard you got run over
    by a car. Are you all right?
[05:56] Bomi
    It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
[06:00] Munseong
    Tell me what happened.
[06:04] Bomi
    Well...
[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew
    Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
     a NewTuber group!
[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Sorry to startle you.
[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We're doing this prank where
    we throw a snake at pedestrians.
[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We have a favor to ask you.
    Your reaction was really cute.
[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    You don't mind if we upload the
    video we just recorded, do you?
[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi
    Huh?
[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi
    Video? What?
[06:56] Munseong
    Really?
[06:58] Bomi
    But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    That was close!
    I was really scared for a moment.
[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi
    I'm okay—
[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Did you catch that?
[07:10] Bomi
    They were laughing.
[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Time to show off our editing skills.
[07:15] Hobin
    Did you say "laughing"?
[07:16] Bomi
    Huh?
[07:19] Hobin
    They injured someone and
    stood there laughing?
[07:23] Bomi
    Hobin?
[07:25] Bomi
    Don't worry. I was just a
     little startled. I'll be all right.
[07:32] Hobin
    I'm sorry.
[07:33] Bomi
    Sorry? About what?
SIGN    I'm sorry I wasn't the first 
    at your bedside
SIGN    Later
[07:41] Hobin
    "I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
[07:46] Hobin
    "Rest up and get well soon."
[07:51] Bomi
    Hobin? You're leaving already?
[07:54] Bomi
    Hey, wait!
[07:58] Hobin
    Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say
    that to you for real.
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
SIGN    I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
[08:04] Hobin
    "I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."
[08:07] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[08:11] Hobin
    We don't act up in front of strong fighters.
[08:16] Hobin
    There really was no need
    to worry about new content.
[08:20] Hobin
    I didn't realize our next
    opponent was so close by.
[08:25] Hobin
    Are you ready?
[08:27] Hobin
    Let's go.
[08:38] Hobin
    We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
[08:43] Hobin
    Viral Hit is going live now.
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak
    How to Fight: "How to
    beat multiple opponents."
[09:06] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[09:11] Hobin
    Right, got it. How to
    beat multiple opponents...
[09:15] Snapper
    Why the change of heart?
[09:17] Snapper
    You said you were too scared to fight.
[09:20] Snapper
    Is it because Bomi got hurt?
[09:22] Snapper
    This is different from the Taehun situation,
     and there's three of them.
[09:26] Snapper
    Can you beat them?
[09:27] Hobin
    Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
[09:30] Hobin
    There's no way I can beat
    multiple opponents at once.
[09:36] Snapper
    Get out.
[09:37] Hobin
    If I face them head-on,
    I'll get clobbered for sure.
[09:41] Hobin
    This was the first time I hadn't
    trusted one of Samdak's videos.
[09:46] Hobin
    This one just seemed too far-fetched.
[09:49] Hobin
    So instead of fighting,
    I'll get my revenge another way.
[09:54] Hobin
    Time to give up.
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Scary-looking guy gets
SIGN    into the elevator...
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Lolol
[10:01] Hyeonseok
    So is he dead or not?
[10:02] Man
    No, we got interrupted.
[10:04] Hyeonseok
    Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
     I'll kill you instead!
[10:05] Man
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[10:07] Hyeonseok
    You want me to cut out
    that useless tongue of yours?!
SIGN    Finally
SIGN    The mark begins to cry! Lolol
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    This is bad
[10:11] Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
    We're the Comedy Crew!
SIGN    Prank 
    over!
SIGN    Prank 
    over!
SIGN    We apologized
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    Minors shouldn't smoke
SIGN    No Smoking
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    (Immediately dispatched!)
[10:22] Police Officer
    Hey, you there.
    Put that cigarette out first.
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    Scary
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    in an Elevator
SIGN    with a Mafia Goon?!
SIGN    I'll kill you!
[10:25] Hyeonseok
    "Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
    5 million views.
SIGN    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
SIGN    You know who we are
SIGN    Call the Cops on
SIGN    Your Underage Smoking Friend!
[10:30] Hyeonseok
    "Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
     3 million views.
[10:36] Hyeonseok
    That's probably more than
     two million yen again this month.
[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B
    For real?
[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A
    C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
[10:42] Hyeonseok
    I hear ya. Don't rush me.
[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A
    I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    So what's our next video gonna be about?
[10:51] Hyeonseok
    Good question. We have to come up
    with something our viewers will like.
[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A
    By the way, guys...
[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What do we do about them?
[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Forget about those idiots.
[11:01] Hobin
    They didn't see us, did they?
[11:02] Snapper
    Of course not.
     Our tailing technique is perfect.
[11:06] Snapper
    Did you hear what they just said?
[11:08] Hobin
    No, I only heard the bit
    about "two million yen."
[11:12] Snapper
    You seriously only care
     about money, don't you?
[11:15] Hobin
    From what Bomi told me,
    they're definitely staging their content.
[11:20] Hobin
    We don't have any evidence of it, though.
[11:23] Snapper
    Actually, we might have some evidence.
[11:26] Snapper
    There's something wrong
    with this video, don't you think?
[11:29] Hobin
    Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
[11:34] Hobin
    I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
[11:36] Snapper
    That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
[11:39] Snapper
    The important detail
    is the elevator buttons.
[11:42] Hobin
    Buttons?
[11:43] Snapper
    The prank lasts for over
    two minutes inside the elevator.
[11:47] Snapper
    Why would it take two whole minutes
     to go up a seven-story building?
[11:53] Snapper
    Because it's staged. The woman
    only pretended to push a button.
[11:57] Hobin
    What? But now that you've
     explained it, I see it, too.
[12:01] Gaeul
    I can't believe I didn't spot
     something so obvious.
[12:05] Snapper
    Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
    people don't sweat the details.
[12:10] Snapper
    It's a technique a lot of
    NewTubers already use.
[12:13] Snapper
    They hire actors to stage their content.
[12:17] Snapper
    Like, check this video out. Would they send
    officers to respond to an underage smoker?
[12:23] Snapper
    I asked the police about it.
[12:25] Snapper
    They did send officers there that day,
     but not because of the cigarette.
[12:30] Hobin
    Huh? Why, then?
[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A
    We're sorry. We honestly
    thought he was a wanted criminal.
[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer
    It's fine.
[12:36] Snapper
    The officers were sent to check out
     the sighting of a wanted criminal.
[12:40] Snapper
    They used the police cleverly.
[12:43] Snapper
    Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
    to make staged events look genuine,
[12:47] Snapper
    in order to get views and make money.
[12:51] Snapper
    So if we use these to make an exposé...
[12:54] Hobin
    No. It's not enough.
[12:55] Snapper
    Huh?
[12:56] Hobin
    We're missing the fatal blow.
    Like that time with Pakgo.
[13:02] Rumi
    So...
[13:03] Rumi
    When are you guys gonna collab with me?
[13:06] Hobin
    Rumi?
[13:07] Rumi
    You said you would, but you haven't.
[13:10] Rumi
    I have an idea in mind.
[13:13] Rumi
    How about spilling coffee on a
     female friend's shirt as a prank?
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    120k Subscribers
[13:18] Rumi
    It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
[13:21] Rumi
    Everything's staged, anyway,
    so we should get in on it, too.
[13:25] Rumi
    Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
[13:31] Hobin
    Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
    And now I have to do one, too?
[13:37] Hobin
    I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
    of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
[13:45] Rumi
    Oh, no!
[13:47] Hyeonseok
    Today's prank is...
[13:49] Hyeonseok
    "What if we spill coffee
     on an upperclassman?"
[13:53] Hyeonseok
    How was that, everyone?
[13:54] Rumi
    Ah, you kids.
[13:57] Rumi
    I'll let you off the hook this once.
[13:58] Comedy Crew
    Thanks!
[14:00] Hyeonseok
    Look forward to the next video!
[14:03] Rumi
    Thanks, Hobin.
[14:05] Hyeonseok
    Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
     You have serious talent.
[14:10] Hyeonseok
    Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
    because we'd feel bad for our audience.
[14:14] Rumi
    Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
[14:19] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[14:22] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[14:26] Hyeonseok
    Wow, you're one scary lady.
[14:29] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
     who never catch on.
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
[14:33] Hyeonseok
    What really took down Pakgo
[14:35] Hyeonseok
    wasn't the violence,
    but how staged it all was.
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
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[14:38] Hyeonseok
    Even if violence is your shtick,
    you can get popular if it's funny, right?
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[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Working at, like, an office or whatever
    is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A
    That's why they get tricked so easily.
[14:51] Hyeonseok
    C'mon, that's enough, guys.
[14:54] Hyeonseok
    Those idiots are the ones
    dropping the cash.
[14:57] Hyeonseok
    Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
[15:02] Hyeonseok
    Here.
[15:03] Rumi
    Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
[15:06] Hyeonseok
    Why not? You should.
[15:09] Rumi
    Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
    Let's do a few more videos.
[15:13] Rumi
    If we film a bunch now,
    it'll make things easier later, right?
[15:16] Rumi
    Got any other ideas for content?
[15:19] Hyeonseok
    Sure we do.
[15:20] Rumi
    Huh? Really? Like what?
[15:24] Hyeonseok
    Our next video's gonna be...
[15:27] Hyeonseok
    Exposing Viral Hit.
[15:31] Hyeonseok
    There's no way that worm could've 
    beaten Taehun. It must have been staged.
[15:36] Hyeonseok
    We'll troll them and get views.
[15:39] Rumi
    Huh? But I heard they
    didn't stage any of that.
[15:43] Hyeonseok
    Really? Well, in that case...
SIGN    Popular NewTuber
    Pakgo
SIGN    Former Taekwondo Fighter
    Taehun Seong
SIGN    Thug at Karaoke
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    the
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    behind Viral Hit's staged fights
[15:46] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit the video
    to make it look like they did.
[15:50] Rumi
    You can do that?
[15:52] Hyeonseok
    Of course.
[15:54] Hyeonseok
    Viewers are always hungry for drama.
     The truth ain't important.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
SIGN    Comments:
[16:00] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit it up good and shout that
     it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
SIGN    It was all fake
SIGN    I believed in them. 
    I'm devastated...
[16:05] Hyeonseok
    After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
SIGN    I feel so betrayed
[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Yeah, they're real idiots.
[16:10] Hyeonseok
    There's no way they'll be 
    able to continue NewTubing
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    Fake channel
[16:12] Hyeonseok
    after being labeled as fakes!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
[16:16] Hyeonseok
    Our subscriber count
    is way higher than theirs.
[16:19] Hyeonseok
    Those idiot viewers will
    naturally believe us over them.
[16:24] Hyeonseok
    Being a NewTuber taught me
    why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
[16:30] Hyeonseok
    Making stuff up to knock
    people down is so easy.
[16:34] Rumi
    But if you do that,
    someone needs to be the victim.
[16:39] Rumi
    Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
[16:42] Rumi
    Let's collab together again
    on some other occasion.
[16:45] Hyeonseok
    And where are you going?
[16:48] Hyeonseok
    We filmed that whole speech of yours
    where you made fun of your viewers.
[16:53] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[16:56] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[17:00] Rumi
    When did you film that?!
[17:03] Hyeonseok
    Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
[17:06] Hyeonseok
    We're already in an alliance.
[17:09] Rumi
    That said, I was filming, too.
[17:12] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
    who never catch on.
[17:16] Rumi
    I made a deal with Hobin.
[17:18] Rumi
    If I film behind-the-scenes footage
     of you guys on his phone,
[17:22] Rumi
    they have to do a
     collab stream with me.
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
[17:26] Rumi
    Sorry I tricked you.
     You might have the higher sub count,
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
[17:31] Rumi
    but I think Viral Hit
     has the brighter future.
[17:41] Rumi
    Snapper! Here!
[17:44] Snapper
    Yup.
[17:45] Snapper
    Hobin's phone belongs here.
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
[17:51] Rumi
    Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
[17:56] Rumi
    No matter how hard it is to make money,
     I'll never stage a show.
[18:00] Rumi
    You idiot.
[18:03] Hobin
    Good work, Rumi.
[18:05] Hobin
    Also, sorry.
[18:06] Hobin
    The part where you badmouthed
     viewers was broadcast, too.
[18:10] Rumi
    What do you mean?!
[18:12] Hobin
    Anyway, you guys...
[18:13] Hobin
    Is faking stuff the only way
     you can make NewTubu vids?
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
[18:19] Hobin
    There are three of them.
    I'm totally ready. I can do this.
[18:24] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[18:30] Hyeonseok
    What is this guy?
[18:32] Hobin
    Our live broadcast starts now.
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
[18:38] Hyeonseok
    Was he always this big?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
[18:41] Bomi
    Hand over the video with Bomi in.
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
[18:43] Hobin
    So how does a beginner with no training
    in sports beat multiple opponents?
[18:48] Samdak
    There's no way for you to win.
[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin
    Yeah, I figured.
[18:53] Samdak
    In order to beat multiple opponents,
    you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.
[19:00] Samdak
    As a regular person, you have no chance.
[19:04] Samdak
    Just give up on the idea of
    beating multiple opponents.
[19:07] Samdak
    Okay, bye now.
[19:09] Hobin
    Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is it really impossible?!
[19:14] Samdak
    Even if you can't win
    in a fight, you can still win.
[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin
    Damn it, he got me again!
[19:22] Samdak
    What's the strategy for a regular person
    to defeat multiple opponents?
[19:26] Samdak
    The answer lies in nature.
[19:29] Samdak
    Bluffing and intimidation!
[19:32] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluffs
    to avoid being eaten!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis
    Mantis!
[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    My chest sounds deeper!
[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, mine does!
[19:41] Samdak
    Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid
    being underestimated in the pecking order.
[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    You lie!
[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, you lie!
[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis
    I won! I'm glad I studied
    the Praying Mantis Style!
[19:51] Samdak
    That's how you win when
    you have less strength.
[19:53] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluff!
[19:56] Hobin
    You want to die today?
[20:00] Hobin
    You think you can do anything to me
    because I'm always smiling?
[20:04] Hobin
    I'm going to wet myself.
    I'm shaking with nerves.
[20:08] Snapper
    He seems different today, somehow.
[20:13] Hobin
    Don't let my expression change.
    Keep what I say short.
[20:16] Hobin
    Leave your phone here and go.
[20:19] Hobin
    They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.
[20:21] Hyeonseok
    What's with this aura?
[20:24] Hyeonseok
    Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?
[20:27] Hyeonseok
    It's like he got bigger
    the moment the fight started!
[20:32] Samdak
    But don't forget this very important point.
[20:36] Samdak
    Don't let them see through your bluffs 
    and intimidation until it's all over.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
[20:41] Hobin
    My life has collapsed.
[20:46] Hobin
    Hey, listen.
[20:49] Hobin
    Can I have my shoe back?
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
[20:52] Hobin
    My life is over.
[20:57] Hyeonseok
    He's running away! Get him!
[20:59] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he's fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[21:03] Hobin
    I'm scared to death, but also pumped.
[21:05] Hyeonseok
    How should I clobber this fool?
[21:08] Munseong
    Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B
    It's just one kick from this weakling...
[21:14] Gaeul
    You scoundrels!
    Ganging up on one person like this!
[21:16] Hobin
    You feel like you're being stalked?
[21:20] Mangi
    It's just you and me now.