# E10 - A New Opponent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN2GDV/a-new-opponent)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
You're the worst.
**[00:07] Hobin**
Taehun's a piece of shit.
**[00:09] Hyeonseok**
Hey, did you catch that?
**[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A**
This is why everyone hates you.
**[00:13] Gaeul**
Totally useless in a fight.
**[00:14] Hobin**
I was super annoyed, too!
**[00:17] Snapper**
Because they made fun of Gaeul?
**[00:19] Hobin**
Sorry, Gaeul.
**[00:25] Mangi**
Looking good.
**[00:26] Bomi**
And she's a girl, right?
**[00:28] Hobin**
*How is she even scarier than Taehun?*
**[00:31] Gaeul**
Don't get the wrong idea.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
**[02:09] Woman**
*A snake?*
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Jump scare!
***SIGN*** Jump scare!
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** A successful surprise! Lolol
**[02:12] Comedy Crew**
*A successful surprise!*
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** A New
Opponent
**[02:13] Hobin**
Wow. I hate to admit it,
but these guys are legit funny.
**[02:14] Comedy Crew**
*Yay!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:19] Woman**
*Aw, jeez. You startled me.*
***SIGN*** Aw, jeez...
***SIGN*** You startled me.
**[02:22] Hyeonseok**
*Sorry!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:24] Hyeonseok**
*We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!*
**[02:28] Comedy Crew**
*Yup!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:28] Hobin**
And that's them, right?
**[02:30] Snapper**
Yeah.
**[02:31] Hobin**
So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Thankfully,
she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
**[02:33] Hyeonseok**
We're really sorry we startled you!
**[02:37] Hyeonseok**
We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
**[02:40] Woman**
Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
**[02:44] Hyeonseok**
Your reaction was very cute.
**[02:47] Hyeonseok**
We actually have a favor to ask.
**[02:49] Hyeonseok**
Is it okay if we upload the video?
**[02:52] Woman**
Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
**[02:55] Hyeonseok**
*Really? Thank you!*
**[02:56] Hobin**
They're nothing like how they are at school!
**[02:58] Hobin**
They're annoyingly polite.
**[03:01] Snapper**
They beat us up pretty good.
**[03:03] Snapper**
But their viewers don't know
what they're *really* like.
**[03:07] Snapper**
Did you know they've got a
pretty high subscriber count?
**[03:11] Hobin**
What? Like, how many?
**[03:13] Snapper**
Over 700k, I think.
**[03:15] Hobin**
Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
**[03:17] Gaeul**
You're yankin' my chain!
**[03:19] Hobin**
Snapper! We have to start
throwing snakes at people, too!
**[03:22] Snapper**
Man, you really are an idiot.
That's not the only prank they pull.
**[03:28] Hobin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Smell
***SIGN*** Smell
***SIGN*** (What is this?)
***SIGN*** (Wasn't me...)
***SIGN*** Fart
***SIGN*** Fart
***SIGN*** Surprise
in an elevator! Lol
***SIGN*** Long time no see!
***SIGN*** Trololololololololololololol
***SIGN*** Went up to a total stranger
pretending to be their friend
Part 2
ROFLMFAO
***SIGN*** A piggy bank
full of 1-yen coins
***SIGN*** We went to the store
***SIGN*** and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
**[03:29] Snapper**
They do a whole bunch of pranks,
**[03:32] Snapper**
all tailored to being funny without
being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
**[03:37] Hobin**
They've really put some thought into it.
**[03:40] Hobin**
We should look at doing
this type of stuff, too.
**[03:42] Snapper**
Well then, how about three fights a week?
**[03:45] Hobin**
Baseball choke!
**[03:48] Snapper**
Let go!
**[03:51] Gaeul**
The editing on these videos...
**[03:53] Hyeonseok**
Hm? What's that about the editing?
**[03:57] Gaeul**
Jumping jeepers!
**[03:59] Snapper**
You!
**[04:00] Hyeonseok**
So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
**[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Aren't you a bit *too* skinny?
I feel like I could snap you in half.
**[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A**
But man, it's hilarious.
I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
**[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's with that look?
Do you really want to fight?
**[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A**
If it's a fight you want, come at us.
'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
**[04:22] Snapper**
I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
**[04:25] Hyeonseok**
Just dump that guy in a ditch.
**[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
**[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A**
How can you even tell?
**[04:32] Hyeonseok**
Wear the Wednesday jacket!
**[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A**
You're seriously annoying, you know that?
**[04:37] Hyeonseok**
You only have 190k subscribers.
**[04:41] Hyeonseok**
Know your place, loser trio.
**[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Let's forget about these losers.
**[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Yeah, let's go.
**[04:48] Gaeul**
Blast you!
**[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A**
She's got spirit, though.
**[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Loser trio!
**[04:53] Hobin**
Just you wait! We'll surprise
*you* with a prank one day!
**[04:57] Snapper**
Idiot. It's not that simple.
**[05:02] Snapper**
Pranking people is a
really risky content format.
**[05:06] Snapper**
A lot of unexpected things
could happen while filming.
**[05:10] Snapper**
Having a script makes dealing
with that type of thing easier.
**[05:14] Snapper**
But they don't use scripts
or anything for their pranks,
**[05:18] Snapper**
so if an accident were to happen,
it could do them a lot of harm—
**[05:23] Hobin**
Bomi texted me!
**[05:26] Snapper**
And he's not listening.
**[05:29] Snapper**
Seriously, this guy...
**[05:29] Hobin**
Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
**[05:31] Gaeul**
Unbelievable.
**[05:33] Snapper**
By the way, Gaeul,
do you have time over the weekend?
**[05:36] Hobin**
Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
**[05:40] Hobin**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
**[05:49] Munseong**
What happened, Bomi?
**[05:51] Bomi**
Huh?
**[05:52] Munseong**
I heard you got run over
by a car. Are you all right?
**[05:56] Bomi**
It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
**[06:00] Munseong**
Tell me what happened.
**[06:04] Bomi**
Well...
**[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew**
Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
a NewTuber group!
**[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Sorry to startle you.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
We're doing this prank where
we throw a snake at pedestrians.
**[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
We have a favor to ask you.
Your reaction was really cute.
**[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
You don't mind if we upload the
video we just recorded, do you?
**[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi**
Huh?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
**[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi**
Video? What?
**[06:56] Munseong**
Really?
**[06:58] Bomi**
But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
**[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
That was close!
I was really scared for a moment.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi**
I'm okay—
**[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Did you catch that?
**[07:10] Bomi**
They were laughing.
**[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Time to show off our editing skills.
**[07:15] Hobin**
Did you say "laughing"?
**[07:16] Bomi**
Huh?
**[07:19] Hobin**
They injured someone and
stood there laughing?
**[07:23] Bomi**
Hobin?
**[07:25] Bomi**
Don't worry. I was just a
little startled. I'll be all right.
**[07:32] Hobin**
I'm sorry.
**[07:33] Bomi**
Sorry? About what?
***SIGN*** I'm sorry I wasn't the first
at your bedside
***SIGN*** Later
**[07:41] Hobin**
*"I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."*
***SIGN*** Rest up and get well soon
**[07:46] Hobin**
*"Rest up and get well soon."*
**[07:51] Bomi**
Hobin? You're leaving already?
**[07:54] Bomi**
Hey, wait!
**[07:58] Hobin**
* Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say*
* that to you for real.*
***SIGN*** Rest up and get well soon
***SIGN*** I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
**[08:04] Hobin**
*"I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."*
**[08:07] Hobin**
*We losers have an unwritten rule.*
**[08:11] Hobin**
*We don't act up in front of strong fighters.*
**[08:16] Hobin**
* There really was no need*
* to worry about new content.*
**[08:20] Hobin**
* I didn't realize our next*
* opponent was so close by.*
**[08:25] Hobin**
Are you ready?
**[08:27] Hobin**
Let's go.
**[08:38] Hobin**
We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
**[08:43] Hobin**
Viral Hit is going live now.
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** I can't wait! Let's go!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** I can't wait! Let's go!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak**
How to Fight: "How to
beat multiple opponents."
**[09:06] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
**[09:11] Hobin**
Right, got it. How to
beat multiple opponents...
**[09:15] Snapper**
Why the change of heart?
**[09:17] Snapper**
You said you were too scared to fight.
**[09:20] Snapper**
Is it because Bomi got hurt?
**[09:22] Snapper**
This is different from the Taehun situation,
and there's three of them.
**[09:26] Snapper**
Can you beat them?
**[09:27] Hobin**
Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
**[09:30] Hobin**
There's no way I can beat
multiple opponents at once.
**[09:36] Snapper**
Get out.
**[09:37] Hobin**
If I face them head-on,
I'll get clobbered for sure.
**[09:41] Hobin**
* This was the first time I hadn't*
* trusted one of Samdak's videos.*
**[09:46] Hobin**
*This one just seemed too far-fetched.*
**[09:49] Hobin**
So instead of fighting,
I'll get my revenge another way.
**[09:54] Hobin**
*Time to give up.*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Scary-looking guy gets
***SIGN*** into the elevator...
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
***SIGN*** Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
***SIGN*** Lolol
**[10:01] Hyeonseok**
So is he dead or not?
**[10:02] Man**
*No, we got interrupted.*
**[10:04] Hyeonseok**
Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
I'll kill you instead!
**[10:05] Man**
*I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!*
**[10:07] Hyeonseok**
You want me to cut out
that useless tongue of yours?!
***SIGN*** Finally
***SIGN*** The mark begins to cry! Lolol
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** This is bad
**[10:11] Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
We're the Comedy Crew!
***SIGN*** Prank
over!
***SIGN*** Prank
over!
***SIGN*** We apologized
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** No wonder that woman cried! lolol
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** No wonder that woman cried! lolol
***SIGN*** Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
***SIGN*** That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
***SIGN*** That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
***SIGN*** Minors shouldn't smoke
***SIGN*** No Smoking
***SIGN*** Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
***SIGN*** Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
***SIGN*** We called the cops on him!
***SIGN*** (Immediately dispatched!)
**[10:22] Police Officer**
Hey, you there.
Put that cigarette out first.
***SIGN*** He paid a fine. Prank over!
***SIGN*** He paid a fine. Prank over!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** We called the cops on him!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** They snitched on you to the police lol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** They snitched on you to the police lol
***SIGN*** Scary
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** in an Elevator
***SIGN*** with a Mafia Goon?!
***SIGN*** I'll kill you!
**[10:25] Hyeonseok**
"Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
5 million views.
***SIGN*** Wh-Who are you?
***SIGN*** Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
***SIGN*** You know who we are
***SIGN*** Call the Cops on
***SIGN*** Your Underage Smoking Friend!
**[10:30] Hyeonseok**
"Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
3 million views.
**[10:36] Hyeonseok**
That's probably more than
two million yen again this month.
**[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B**
For real?
**[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A**
C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
**[10:42] Hyeonseok**
I hear ya. Don't rush me.
**[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A**
I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
**[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A**
So what's our next video gonna be about?
**[10:51] Hyeonseok**
Good question. We have to come up
with something our viewers will like.
**[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A**
By the way, guys...
**[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What do we do about them?
**[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Forget about those idiots.
**[11:01] Hobin**
They didn't see us, did they?
**[11:02] Snapper**
Of course not.
Our tailing technique is perfect.
**[11:06] Snapper**
Did you hear what they just said?
**[11:08] Hobin**
No, I only heard the bit
about "two million yen."
**[11:12] Snapper**
You seriously only care
about money, don't you?
**[11:15] Hobin**
From what Bomi told me,
they're definitely staging their content.
**[11:20] Hobin**
We don't have any evidence of it, though.
**[11:23] Snapper**
Actually, we might have some evidence.
**[11:26] Snapper**
There's something wrong
with this video, don't you think?
**[11:29] Hobin**
Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
**[11:34] Hobin**
I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
**[11:36] Snapper**
That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
**[11:39] Snapper**
The important detail
is the elevator buttons.
**[11:42] Hobin**
Buttons?
**[11:43] Snapper**
The prank lasts for over
two minutes inside the elevator.
**[11:47] Snapper**
Why would it take two whole minutes
to go up a seven-story building?
**[11:53] Snapper**
Because it's staged. The woman
only pretended to push a button.
**[11:57] Hobin**
What? But now that you've
explained it, I see it, too.
**[12:01] Gaeul**
I can't believe I didn't spot
something so obvious.
**[12:05] Snapper**
Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
people don't sweat the details.
**[12:10] Snapper**
It's a technique a lot of
NewTubers already use.
**[12:13] Snapper**
They hire actors to stage their content.
**[12:17] Snapper**
Like, check this video out. Would they send
officers to respond to an underage smoker?
**[12:23] Snapper**
I asked the police about it.
**[12:25] Snapper**
They did send officers there that day,
but not because of the cigarette.
**[12:30] Hobin**
Huh? Why, then?
**[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A**
We're sorry. We honestly
thought he was a wanted criminal.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer**
It's fine.
**[12:36] Snapper**
The officers were sent to check out
the sighting of a wanted criminal.
**[12:40] Snapper**
They used the police cleverly.
**[12:43] Snapper**
Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
to make staged events look genuine,
**[12:47] Snapper**
in order to get views and make money.
**[12:51] Snapper**
So if we use these to make an exposé...
**[12:54] Hobin**
No. It's not enough.
**[12:55] Snapper**
Huh?
**[12:56] Hobin**
We're missing the fatal blow.
Like that time with Pakgo.
**[13:02] Rumi**
So...
**[13:03] Rumi**
When are you guys gonna collab with me?
**[13:06] Hobin**
Rumi?
**[13:07] Rumi**
You said you would, but you haven't.
**[13:10] Rumi**
I have an idea in mind.
**[13:13] Rumi**
How about spilling coffee on a
female friend's shirt as a prank?
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
120k Subscribers
**[13:18] Rumi**
It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
**[13:21] Rumi**
Everything's staged, anyway,
so we should get in on it, too.
**[13:25] Rumi**
Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
**[13:31] Hobin**
Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
And now I have to do one, too?
**[13:37] Hobin**
I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
**[13:45] Rumi**
Oh, no!
**[13:47] Hyeonseok**
Today's prank is...
**[13:49] Hyeonseok**
"What if we spill coffee
on an upperclassman?"
**[13:53] Hyeonseok**
How was that, everyone?
**[13:54] Rumi**
Ah, you kids.
**[13:57] Rumi**
I'll let you off the hook this once.
**[13:58] Comedy Crew**
Thanks!
**[14:00] Hyeonseok**
Look forward to the next video!
**[14:03] Rumi**
*Thanks, Hobin.*
**[14:05] Hyeonseok**
Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
You have serious talent.
**[14:10] Hyeonseok**
Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
because we'd feel bad for our audience.
**[14:14] Rumi**
Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
**[14:19] Rumi**
Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
**[14:22] Rumi**
We trick them and make money.
That's the name of the game, right?
**[14:26] Hyeonseok**
Wow, you're one scary lady.
**[14:29] Hyeonseok**
But you're right. They're all idiots
who never catch on.
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
***SIGN*** I think he's a good person at heart
**[14:33] Hyeonseok**
What really took down Pakgo
**[14:35] Hyeonseok**
wasn't the violence,
but how staged it all was.
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***SIGN*** Subscribe, then
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**[14:38] Hyeonseok**
Even if violence is your shtick,
you can get popular if it's funny, right?
***SIGN*** Home
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**[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Working at, like, an office or whatever
is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
**[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A**
That's why they get tricked so easily.
**[14:51] Hyeonseok**
C'mon, that's enough, guys.
**[14:54] Hyeonseok**
Those idiots are the ones
dropping the cash.
**[14:57] Hyeonseok**
Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
**[15:02] Hyeonseok**
Here.
**[15:03] Rumi**
Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
**[15:06] Hyeonseok**
Why not? You should.
**[15:09] Rumi**
Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
Let's do a few more videos.
**[15:13] Rumi**
If we film a bunch now,
it'll make things easier later, right?
**[15:16] Rumi**
Got any other ideas for content?
**[15:19] Hyeonseok**
Sure we do.
**[15:20] Rumi**
Huh? Really? Like what?
**[15:24] Hyeonseok**
Our next video's gonna be...
**[15:27] Hyeonseok**
Exposing Viral Hit.
**[15:31] Hyeonseok**
There's no way that worm could've
beaten Taehun. It *must* have been staged.
**[15:36] Hyeonseok**
We'll troll them and get views.
**[15:39] Rumi**
Huh? But I heard they
didn't stage any of that.
**[15:43] Hyeonseok**
Really? Well, in that case...
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber
Pakgo
***SIGN*** Former Taekwondo Fighter
Taehun Seong
***SIGN*** Thug at Karaoke
***SIGN*** Exposing
***SIGN*** Exposing
***SIGN*** the
***SIGN*** Truth
***SIGN*** Truth
***SIGN*** behind Viral Hit's staged fights
**[15:46] Hyeonseok**
We'll just edit the video
to make it look like they did.
**[15:50] Rumi**
You can do that?
**[15:52] Hyeonseok**
Of course.
**[15:54] Hyeonseok**
Viewers are always hungry for drama.
The truth ain't important.
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Subscribe to this channel
***SIGN*** Comments:
**[16:00] Hyeonseok**
We'll just edit it up good and shout that
it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
***SIGN*** It was all fake
***SIGN*** I believed in them.
I'm devastated...
**[16:05] Hyeonseok**
After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
***SIGN*** I feel so betrayed
**[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Yeah, they're real idiots.
**[16:10] Hyeonseok**
There's no way they'll be
able to continue NewTubing
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** Fake channel
**[16:12] Hyeonseok**
after being labeled as fakes!
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** I'm so done with these guys!
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** I'm so done with these guys!
**[16:16] Hyeonseok**
Our subscriber count
is way higher than theirs.
**[16:19] Hyeonseok**
Those idiot viewers will
naturally believe us over them.
**[16:24] Hyeonseok**
Being a NewTuber taught me
why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
**[16:30] Hyeonseok**
Making stuff up to knock
people down is so easy.
**[16:34] Rumi**
But if you do that,
someone needs to be the victim.
**[16:39] Rumi**
Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
**[16:42] Rumi**
Let's collab together again
on some other occasion.
**[16:45] Hyeonseok**
And where are *you* going?
**[16:48] Hyeonseok**
We filmed that whole speech of yours
where you made fun of your viewers.
**[16:53] Rumi**
*Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.*
**[16:56] Rumi**
* We trick them and make money.*
* That's the name of the game, right?*
**[17:00] Rumi**
When did you film that?!
**[17:03] Hyeonseok**
Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
**[17:06] Hyeonseok**
We're already in an alliance.
**[17:09] Rumi**
That said, I was filming, too.
**[17:12] Hyeonseok**
* But you're right. They're all idiots*
* who never catch on.*
**[17:16] Rumi**
I made a deal with Hobin.
**[17:18] Rumi**
If I film behind-the-scenes footage
of you guys on his phone,
**[17:22] Rumi**
they *have* to do a
collab stream with me.
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** We'd never let that happen
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** We'd never let that happen
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
**[17:26] Rumi**
Sorry I tricked you.
You might have the higher sub count,
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I know right lol
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I know right lol
**[17:31] Rumi**
but I think Viral Hit
has the brighter future.
**[17:41] Rumi**
Snapper! Here!
**[17:44] Snapper**
Yup.
**[17:45] Snapper**
Hobin's phone belongs here.
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** Snapper does the best camera work
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** Snapper does the best camera work
**[17:51] Rumi**
Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
**[17:56] Rumi**
No matter how hard it is to make money,
I'll never stage a show.
**[18:00] Rumi**
You idiot.
**[18:03] Hobin**
Good work, Rumi.
**[18:05] Hobin**
Also, sorry.
**[18:06] Hobin**
The part where you badmouthed
viewers was broadcast, too.
**[18:10] Rumi**
What do you mean?!
**[18:12] Hobin**
Anyway, you guys...
**[18:13] Hobin**
Is faking stuff the only way
you can make NewTubu vids?
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** Wow, I'm in love
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** Wow, I'm in love
**[18:19] Hobin**
* There are three of them.*
* I'm totally ready. I can do this.*
**[18:24] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
**[18:30] Hyeonseok**
*What is this guy?*
**[18:32] Hobin**
Our live broadcast starts now.
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** But what is it?
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** But what is it?
**[18:38] Hyeonseok**
*Was he always this big?*
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
**[18:41] Bomi**
Hand over the video with Bomi in.
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** He's got broader shoulders, too!
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** He's got broader shoulders, too!
**[18:43] Hobin**
* So how does a beginner with no training*
* in sports beat multiple opponents?*
**[18:48] Samdak**
*There's no way for you to win.*
**[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin**
Yeah, I figured.
**[18:53] Samdak**
* In order to beat multiple opponents,*
* you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.*
**[19:00] Samdak**
*As a regular person, you have no chance.*
**[19:04] Samdak**
* Just give up on the idea of*
* beating multiple opponents.*
**[19:07] Samdak**
*Okay, bye now.*
**[19:09] Hobin**
Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
**[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin**
Is it really impossible?!
**[19:14] Samdak**
* Even if you can't win*
* in a fight, you can still win.*
**[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin**
Damn it, he got me again!
**[19:22] Samdak**
* What's the strategy for a regular person*
* to defeat multiple opponents?*
**[19:26] Samdak**
*The answer lies in nature.*
**[19:29] Samdak**
*Bluffing and intimidation!*
**[19:32] Samdak**
* The praying mantis bluffs*
* to avoid being eaten!*
**[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis**
Mantis!
**[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A**
My chest sounds deeper!
**[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B**
No, mine does!
**[19:41] Samdak**
* Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid*
* being underestimated in the pecking order.*
**[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A**
You lie!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B**
No, you lie!
**[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis**
I won! I'm glad I studied
the Praying Mantis Style!
**[19:51] Samdak**
* That's how you win when*
* you have less strength.*
**[19:53] Samdak**
*The praying mantis bluff!*
**[19:56] Hobin**
You want to die today?
**[20:00] Hobin**
You think you can do anything to me
because I'm always smiling?
**[20:04] Hobin**
* I'm going to wet myself.*
* I'm shaking with nerves.*
**[20:08] Snapper**
*He seems different today, somehow.*
**[20:13] Hobin**
* Don't let my expression change.*
* Keep what I say short.*
**[20:16] Hobin**
Leave your phone here and go.
**[20:19] Hobin**
*They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.*
**[20:21] Hyeonseok**
*What's with this aura?*
**[20:24] Hyeonseok**
*Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?*
**[20:27] Hyeonseok**
* It's like he got bigger*
* the moment the fight started!*
**[20:32] Samdak**
*But don't forget this very important point.*
**[20:36] Samdak**
*Don't let them see through your bluffs
and intimidation until it's all over.*
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Wait
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Wait
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Whoa
**[20:41] Hobin**
*My life has collapsed.*
**[20:46] Hobin**
Hey, listen.
**[20:49] Hobin**
Can I have my shoe back?
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** An epic fail to end with!
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** An epic fail to end with!
**[20:52] Hobin**
*My life is over.*
**[20:57] Hyeonseok**
He's running away! Get him!
**[20:59] Snapper**
* For the first time ever, he's fighting*
* on his own without relying on a video.*
**[21:03] Hobin**
*I'm scared to death, but also pumped.*
**[21:05] Hyeonseok**
How should I clobber this fool?
**[21:08] Munseong**
Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
**[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B**
It's just one kick from this weakling...
**[21:14] Gaeul**
You scoundrels!
Ganging up on one person like this!
**[21:16] Hobin**
You feel like you're being stalked?
**[21:20] Mangi**
It's just you and me now.