E10 - A New Opponent
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SIGN New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
You're the worst.
[00:07] Hobin
Taehun's a piece of shit.
[00:09] Hyeonseok
Hey, did you catch that?
[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A
This is why everyone hates you.
[00:13] Gaeul
Totally useless in a fight.
[00:14] Hobin
I was super annoyed, too!
[00:17] Snapper
Because they made fun of Gaeul?
[00:19] Hobin
Sorry, Gaeul.
[00:25] Mangi
Looking good.
[00:26] Bomi
And she's a girl, right?
[00:28] Hobin
How is she even scarier than Taehun?
[00:31] Gaeul
Don't get the wrong idea.
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:09] Woman
A snake?
SIGN Whoa!
SIGN Whoa!
SIGN Jump scare!
SIGN Jump scare!
SIGN Comedy Crew
SIGN A successful surprise! Lolol
[02:12] Comedy Crew
A successful surprise!
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN A New
Opponent
[02:13] Hobin
Wow. I hate to admit it,
but these guys are legit funny.
[02:14] Comedy Crew
Yay!
SIGN Comedy Crew
[02:19] Woman
Aw, jeez. You startled me.
SIGN Aw, jeez...
SIGN You startled me.
[02:22] Hyeonseok
Sorry!
SIGN Comedy Crew
[02:24] Hyeonseok
We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!
[02:28] Comedy Crew
Yup!
SIGN Comedy Crew
[02:28] Hobin
And that's them, right?
[02:30] Snapper
Yeah.
[02:31] Hobin
So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
SIGN Comedy Crew
SIGN Thankfully,
she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
[02:33] Hyeonseok
We're really sorry we startled you!
[02:37] Hyeonseok
We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
[02:40] Woman
Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
[02:44] Hyeonseok
Your reaction was very cute.
[02:47] Hyeonseok
We actually have a favor to ask.
[02:49] Hyeonseok
Is it okay if we upload the video?
[02:52] Woman
Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
[02:55] Hyeonseok
Really? Thank you!
[02:56] Hobin
They're nothing like how they are at school!
[02:58] Hobin
They're annoyingly polite.
[03:01] Snapper
They beat us up pretty good.
[03:03] Snapper
But their viewers don't know
what they're really like.
[03:07] Snapper
Did you know they've got a
pretty high subscriber count?
[03:11] Hobin
What? Like, how many?
[03:13] Snapper
Over 700k, I think.
[03:15] Hobin
Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
[03:17] Gaeul
You're yankin' my chain!
[03:19] Hobin
Snapper! We have to start
throwing snakes at people, too!
[03:22] Snapper
Man, you really are an idiot.
That's not the only prank they pull.
[03:28] Hobin
Huh?
SIGN Smell
SIGN Smell
SIGN (What is this?)
SIGN (Wasn't me...)
SIGN Fart
SIGN Fart
SIGN Surprise
in an elevator! Lol
SIGN Long time no see!
SIGN Trololololololololololololol
SIGN Went up to a total stranger
pretending to be their friend
Part 2
ROFLMFAO
SIGN A piggy bank
full of 1-yen coins
SIGN We went to the store
SIGN and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
[03:29] Snapper
They do a whole bunch of pranks,
[03:32] Snapper
all tailored to being funny without
being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
[03:37] Hobin
They've really put some thought into it.
[03:40] Hobin
We should look at doing
this type of stuff, too.
[03:42] Snapper
Well then, how about three fights a week?
[03:45] Hobin
Baseball choke!
[03:48] Snapper
Let go!
[03:51] Gaeul
The editing on these videos...
[03:53] Hyeonseok
Hm? What's that about the editing?
[03:57] Gaeul
Jumping jeepers!
[03:59] Snapper
You!
[04:00] Hyeonseok
So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A
Aren't you a bit too skinny?
I feel like I could snap you in half.
[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A
But man, it's hilarious.
I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A
What's with that look?
Do you really want to fight?
[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A
If it's a fight you want, come at us.
'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
[04:22] Snapper
I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
[04:25] Hyeonseok
Just dump that guy in a ditch.
[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B
Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A
How can you even tell?
[04:32] Hyeonseok
Wear the Wednesday jacket!
[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A
You're seriously annoying, you know that?
[04:37] Hyeonseok
You only have 190k subscribers.
[04:41] Hyeonseok
Know your place, loser trio.
[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
Let's forget about these losers.
[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A
Yeah, let's go.
[04:48] Gaeul
Blast you!
[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
She's got spirit, though.
[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B
Loser trio!
[04:53] Hobin
Just you wait! We'll surprise
you with a prank one day!
[04:57] Snapper
Idiot. It's not that simple.
[05:02] Snapper
Pranking people is a
really risky content format.
[05:06] Snapper
A lot of unexpected things
could happen while filming.
[05:10] Snapper
Having a script makes dealing
with that type of thing easier.
[05:14] Snapper
But they don't use scripts
or anything for their pranks,
[05:18] Snapper
so if an accident were to happen,
it could do them a lot of harm—
[05:23] Hobin
Bomi texted me!
[05:26] Snapper
And he's not listening.
[05:29] Snapper
Seriously, this guy...
[05:29] Hobin
Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
[05:31] Gaeul
Unbelievable.
[05:33] Snapper
By the way, Gaeul,
do you have time over the weekend?
[05:36] Hobin
Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
[05:40] Hobin
Huh?!
SIGN Special Room
SIGN Bomi
Choi
SIGN Medical Center
SIGN Special Room
SIGN Bomi
Choi
SIGN Medical Center
[05:49] Munseong
What happened, Bomi?
[05:51] Bomi
Huh?
[05:52] Munseong
I heard you got run over
by a car. Are you all right?
[05:56] Bomi
It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
[06:00] Munseong
Tell me what happened.
[06:04] Bomi
Well...
[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
A successful surprise!
[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew
Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
a NewTuber group!
[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
Sorry to startle you.
[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
We're doing this prank where
we throw a snake at pedestrians.
[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
We have a favor to ask you.
Your reaction was really cute.
[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
You don't mind if we upload the
video we just recorded, do you?
[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi
Huh?
[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi
Video? What?
[06:56] Munseong
Really?
[06:58] Bomi
But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
That was close!
I was really scared for a moment.
[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi
I'm okay—
[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
Did you catch that?
[07:10] Bomi
They were laughing.
[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
Time to show off our editing skills.
[07:15] Hobin
Did you say "laughing"?
[07:16] Bomi
Huh?
[07:19] Hobin
They injured someone and
stood there laughing?
[07:23] Bomi
Hobin?
[07:25] Bomi
Don't worry. I was just a
little startled. I'll be all right.
[07:32] Hobin
I'm sorry.
[07:33] Bomi
Sorry? About what?
SIGN I'm sorry I wasn't the first
at your bedside
SIGN Later
[07:41] Hobin
"I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."
SIGN Rest up and get well soon
[07:46] Hobin
"Rest up and get well soon."
[07:51] Bomi
Hobin? You're leaving already?
[07:54] Bomi
Hey, wait!
[07:58] Hobin
Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say
that to you for real.
SIGN Rest up and get well soon
SIGN I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
[08:04] Hobin
"I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."
[08:07] Hobin
We losers have an unwritten rule.
[08:11] Hobin
We don't act up in front of strong fighters.
[08:16] Hobin
There really was no need
to worry about new content.
[08:20] Hobin
I didn't realize our next
opponent was so close by.
[08:25] Hobin
Are you ready?
[08:27] Hobin
Let's go.
[08:38] Hobin
We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
[08:43] Hobin
Viral Hit is going live now.
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN He's so pissed off!
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN My heart's pounding
SIGN I've been waiting for this!
SIGN Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Viral Hit
[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak
How to Fight: "How to
beat multiple opponents."
[09:06] Hobin
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[09:11] Hobin
Right, got it. How to
beat multiple opponents...
[09:15] Snapper
Why the change of heart?
[09:17] Snapper
You said you were too scared to fight.
[09:20] Snapper
Is it because Bomi got hurt?
[09:22] Snapper
This is different from the Taehun situation,
and there's three of them.
[09:26] Snapper
Can you beat them?
[09:27] Hobin
Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
[09:30] Hobin
There's no way I can beat
multiple opponents at once.
[09:36] Snapper
Get out.
[09:37] Hobin
If I face them head-on,
I'll get clobbered for sure.
[09:41] Hobin
This was the first time I hadn't
trusted one of Samdak's videos.
[09:46] Hobin
This one just seemed too far-fetched.
[09:49] Hobin
So instead of fighting,
I'll get my revenge another way.
[09:54] Hobin
Time to give up.
SIGN Comedy Crew
SIGN Scary-looking guy gets
SIGN into the elevator...
SIGN Comedy Crew
SIGN Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN Lolol
[10:01] Hyeonseok
So is he dead or not?
[10:02] Man
No, we got interrupted.
[10:04] Hyeonseok
Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
I'll kill you instead!
[10:05] Man
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[10:07] Hyeonseok
You want me to cut out
that useless tongue of yours?!
SIGN Finally
SIGN The mark begins to cry! Lolol
SIGN Yikes
SIGN Yikes
SIGN This is bad
[10:11] Hyeonseok
A successful surprise!
We're the Comedy Crew!
SIGN Prank
over!
SIGN Prank
over!
SIGN We apologized
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN I was legit scared
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN I was legit scared
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN I was legit scared
SIGN No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN He's such a good mobster!
SIGN I was legit scared
SIGN No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
SIGN That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN Minors shouldn't smoke
SIGN No Smoking
SIGN Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN We called the cops on him!
SIGN (Immediately dispatched!)
[10:22] Police Officer
Hey, you there.
Put that cigarette out first.
SIGN He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN We called the cops on him!
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
SIGN More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN Scary
SIGN Stuck
SIGN Stuck
SIGN in an Elevator
SIGN with a Mafia Goon?!
SIGN I'll kill you!
[10:25] Hyeonseok
"Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
5 million views.
SIGN Wh-Who are you?
SIGN Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
SIGN You know who we are
SIGN Call the Cops on
SIGN Your Underage Smoking Friend!
[10:30] Hyeonseok
"Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
3 million views.
[10:36] Hyeonseok
That's probably more than
two million yen again this month.
[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B
For real?
[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A
C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
[10:42] Hyeonseok
I hear ya. Don't rush me.
[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A
I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
So what's our next video gonna be about?
[10:51] Hyeonseok
Good question. We have to come up
with something our viewers will like.
[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A
By the way, guys...
[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A
What do we do about them?
[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A
Forget about those idiots.
[11:01] Hobin
They didn't see us, did they?
[11:02] Snapper
Of course not.
Our tailing technique is perfect.
[11:06] Snapper
Did you hear what they just said?
[11:08] Hobin
No, I only heard the bit
about "two million yen."
[11:12] Snapper
You seriously only care
about money, don't you?
[11:15] Hobin
From what Bomi told me,
they're definitely staging their content.
[11:20] Hobin
We don't have any evidence of it, though.
[11:23] Snapper
Actually, we might have some evidence.
[11:26] Snapper
There's something wrong
with this video, don't you think?
[11:29] Hobin
Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
[11:34] Hobin
I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
[11:36] Snapper
That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
[11:39] Snapper
The important detail
is the elevator buttons.
[11:42] Hobin
Buttons?
[11:43] Snapper
The prank lasts for over
two minutes inside the elevator.
[11:47] Snapper
Why would it take two whole minutes
to go up a seven-story building?
[11:53] Snapper
Because it's staged. The woman
only pretended to push a button.
[11:57] Hobin
What? But now that you've
explained it, I see it, too.
[12:01] Gaeul
I can't believe I didn't spot
something so obvious.
[12:05] Snapper
Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
people don't sweat the details.
[12:10] Snapper
It's a technique a lot of
NewTubers already use.
[12:13] Snapper
They hire actors to stage their content.
[12:17] Snapper
Like, check this video out. Would they send
officers to respond to an underage smoker?
[12:23] Snapper
I asked the police about it.
[12:25] Snapper
They did send officers there that day,
but not because of the cigarette.
[12:30] Hobin
Huh? Why, then?
[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A
We're sorry. We honestly
thought he was a wanted criminal.
[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer
It's fine.
[12:36] Snapper
The officers were sent to check out
the sighting of a wanted criminal.
[12:40] Snapper
They used the police cleverly.
[12:43] Snapper
Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
to make staged events look genuine,
[12:47] Snapper
in order to get views and make money.
[12:51] Snapper
So if we use these to make an exposé...
[12:54] Hobin
No. It's not enough.
[12:55] Snapper
Huh?
[12:56] Hobin
We're missing the fatal blow.
Like that time with Pakgo.
[13:02] Rumi
So...
[13:03] Rumi
When are you guys gonna collab with me?
[13:06] Hobin
Rumi?
[13:07] Rumi
You said you would, but you haven't.
[13:10] Rumi
I have an idea in mind.
[13:13] Rumi
How about spilling coffee on a
female friend's shirt as a prank?
SIGN Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
120k Subscribers
[13:18] Rumi
It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
[13:21] Rumi
Everything's staged, anyway,
so we should get in on it, too.
[13:25] Rumi
Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
[13:31] Hobin
Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
And now I have to do one, too?
[13:37] Hobin
I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
[13:45] Rumi
Oh, no!
[13:47] Hyeonseok
Today's prank is...
[13:49] Hyeonseok
"What if we spill coffee
on an upperclassman?"
[13:53] Hyeonseok
How was that, everyone?
[13:54] Rumi
Ah, you kids.
[13:57] Rumi
I'll let you off the hook this once.
[13:58] Comedy Crew
Thanks!
[14:00] Hyeonseok
Look forward to the next video!
[14:03] Rumi
Thanks, Hobin.
[14:05] Hyeonseok
Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
You have serious talent.
[14:10] Hyeonseok
Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
because we'd feel bad for our audience.
[14:14] Rumi
Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
[14:19] Rumi
Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[14:22] Rumi
We trick them and make money.
That's the name of the game, right?
[14:26] Hyeonseok
Wow, you're one scary lady.
[14:29] Hyeonseok
But you're right. They're all idiots
who never catch on.
SIGN Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN He's apologized
SIGN We should give him a break
SIGN I think he's a good person at heart
[14:33] Hyeonseok
What really took down Pakgo
[14:35] Hyeonseok
wasn't the violence,
but how staged it all was.
SIGN High School Gangster Pakgo
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SIGN Subscribe, then
SIGN High School Gangster Pakgo
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[14:38] Hyeonseok
Even if violence is your shtick,
you can get popular if it's funny, right?
SIGN Home
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[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
Working at, like, an office or whatever
is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A
That's why they get tricked so easily.
[14:51] Hyeonseok
C'mon, that's enough, guys.
[14:54] Hyeonseok
Those idiots are the ones
dropping the cash.
[14:57] Hyeonseok
Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
[15:02] Hyeonseok
Here.
[15:03] Rumi
Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
[15:06] Hyeonseok
Why not? You should.
[15:09] Rumi
Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
Let's do a few more videos.
[15:13] Rumi
If we film a bunch now,
it'll make things easier later, right?
[15:16] Rumi
Got any other ideas for content?
[15:19] Hyeonseok
Sure we do.
[15:20] Rumi
Huh? Really? Like what?
[15:24] Hyeonseok
Our next video's gonna be...
[15:27] Hyeonseok
Exposing Viral Hit.
[15:31] Hyeonseok
There's no way that worm could've
beaten Taehun. It must have been staged.
[15:36] Hyeonseok
We'll troll them and get views.
[15:39] Rumi
Huh? But I heard they
didn't stage any of that.
[15:43] Hyeonseok
Really? Well, in that case...
SIGN Popular NewTuber
Pakgo
SIGN Former Taekwondo Fighter
Taehun Seong
SIGN Thug at Karaoke
SIGN Exposing
SIGN Exposing
SIGN the
SIGN Truth
SIGN Truth
SIGN behind Viral Hit's staged fights
[15:46] Hyeonseok
We'll just edit the video
to make it look like they did.
[15:50] Rumi
You can do that?
[15:52] Hyeonseok
Of course.
[15:54] Hyeonseok
Viewers are always hungry for drama.
The truth ain't important.
SIGN I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
SIGN Viral Hit
SIGN Subscribe to this channel
SIGN Comments:
[16:00] Hyeonseok
We'll just edit it up good and shout that
it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
SIGN It was all fake
SIGN I believed in them.
I'm devastated...
[16:05] Hyeonseok
After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
SIGN I feel so betrayed
[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B
Yeah, they're real idiots.
[16:10] Hyeonseok
There's no way they'll be
able to continue NewTubing
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN Fake channel
[16:12] Hyeonseok
after being labeled as fakes!
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN I'm so done with these guys!
SIGN Fake channel
SIGN They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
SIGN You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN I'm so done with these guys!
[16:16] Hyeonseok
Our subscriber count
is way higher than theirs.
[16:19] Hyeonseok
Those idiot viewers will
naturally believe us over them.
[16:24] Hyeonseok
Being a NewTuber taught me
why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
[16:30] Hyeonseok
Making stuff up to knock
people down is so easy.
[16:34] Rumi
But if you do that,
someone needs to be the victim.
[16:39] Rumi
Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
[16:42] Rumi
Let's collab together again
on some other occasion.
[16:45] Hyeonseok
And where are you going?
[16:48] Hyeonseok
We filmed that whole speech of yours
where you made fun of your viewers.
[16:53] Rumi
Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[16:56] Rumi
We trick them and make money.
That's the name of the game, right?
[17:00] Rumi
When did you film that?!
[17:03] Hyeonseok
Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
[17:06] Hyeonseok
We're already in an alliance.
[17:09] Rumi
That said, I was filming, too.
[17:12] Hyeonseok
But you're right. They're all idiots
who never catch on.
[17:16] Rumi
I made a deal with Hobin.
[17:18] Rumi
If I film behind-the-scenes footage
of you guys on his phone,
[17:22] Rumi
they have to do a
collab stream with me.
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN We'd never let that happen
SIGN These guys are the worst
SIGN They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN We'd never let that happen
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
[17:26] Rumi
Sorry I tricked you.
You might have the higher sub count,
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN She's such a good actress
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN She's such a good actress
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN She's such a good actress
SIGN I know right lol
SIGN I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN She's such a good actress
SIGN I know right lol
[17:31] Rumi
but I think Viral Hit
has the brighter future.
[17:41] Rumi
Snapper! Here!
[17:44] Snapper
Yup.
[17:45] Snapper
Hobin's phone belongs here.
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN Snapper's hand?
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN Snapper's hand?
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN Snapper's hand?
SIGN Snapper does the best camera work
SIGN This hand... Could it be?
SIGN Snapper's hand?
SIGN Snapper does the best camera work
[17:51] Rumi
Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
[17:56] Rumi
No matter how hard it is to make money,
I'll never stage a show.
[18:00] Rumi
You idiot.
[18:03] Hobin
Good work, Rumi.
[18:05] Hobin
Also, sorry.
[18:06] Hobin
The part where you badmouthed
viewers was broadcast, too.
[18:10] Rumi
What do you mean?!
[18:12] Hobin
Anyway, you guys...
[18:13] Hobin
Is faking stuff the only way
you can make NewTubu vids?
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN Wow, I'm in love
SIGN So awesome!
SIGN Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN Wow, I'm in love
[18:19] Hobin
There are three of them.
I'm totally ready. I can do this.
[18:24] Hobin
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[18:30] Hyeonseok
What is this guy?
[18:32] Hobin
Our live broadcast starts now.
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN I thought so, too
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN I thought so, too
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN I thought so, too
SIGN But what is it?
SIGN Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN I thought so, too
SIGN But what is it?
[18:38] Hyeonseok
Was he always this big?
SIGN Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN Hey, isn't he way taller now?
[18:41] Bomi
Hand over the video with Bomi in.
SIGN Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN He's got broader shoulders, too!
SIGN Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN He's got broader shoulders, too!
[18:43] Hobin
So how does a beginner with no training
in sports beat multiple opponents?
[18:48] Samdak
There's no way for you to win.
[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin
Yeah, I figured.
[18:53] Samdak
In order to beat multiple opponents,
you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.
[19:00] Samdak
As a regular person, you have no chance.
[19:04] Samdak
Just give up on the idea of
beating multiple opponents.
[19:07] Samdak
Okay, bye now.
[19:09] Hobin
Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin
Is it really impossible?!
[19:14] Samdak
Even if you can't win
in a fight, you can still win.
[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin
Damn it, he got me again!
[19:22] Samdak
What's the strategy for a regular person
to defeat multiple opponents?
[19:26] Samdak
The answer lies in nature.
[19:29] Samdak
Bluffing and intimidation!
[19:32] Samdak
The praying mantis bluffs
to avoid being eaten!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis
Mantis!
[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A
My chest sounds deeper!
[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B
No, mine does!
[19:41] Samdak
Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid
being underestimated in the pecking order.
[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A
You lie!
[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B
No, you lie!
[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis
I won! I'm glad I studied
the Praying Mantis Style!
[19:51] Samdak
That's how you win when
you have less strength.
[19:53] Samdak
The praying mantis bluff!
[19:56] Hobin
You want to die today?
[20:00] Hobin
You think you can do anything to me
because I'm always smiling?
[20:04] Hobin
I'm going to wet myself.
I'm shaking with nerves.
[20:08] Snapper
He seems different today, somehow.
[20:13] Hobin
Don't let my expression change.
Keep what I say short.
[20:16] Hobin
Leave your phone here and go.
[20:19] Hobin
They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.
[20:21] Hyeonseok
What's with this aura?
[20:24] Hyeonseok
Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?
[20:27] Hyeonseok
It's like he got bigger
the moment the fight started!
[20:32] Samdak
But don't forget this very important point.
[20:36] Samdak
Don't let them see through your bluffs
and intimidation until it's all over.
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Wait
SIGN No
SIGN Whoa
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Wait
SIGN No
SIGN Whoa
[20:41] Hobin
My life has collapsed.
[20:46] Hobin
Hey, listen.
[20:49] Hobin
Can I have my shoe back?
SIGN Insoles? lolol
SIGN Insoles? lolol
SIGN Insoles? lolol
SIGN An epic fail to end with!
SIGN Insoles? lolol
SIGN An epic fail to end with!
[20:52] Hobin
My life is over.
[20:57] Hyeonseok
He's running away! Get him!
[20:59] Snapper
For the first time ever, he's fighting
on his own without relying on a video.
[21:03] Hobin
I'm scared to death, but also pumped.
[21:05] Hyeonseok
How should I clobber this fool?
[21:08] Munseong
Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B
It's just one kick from this weakling...
[21:14] Gaeul
You scoundrels!
Ganging up on one person like this!
[21:16] Hobin
You feel like you're being stalked?
[21:20] Mangi
It's just you and me now.