Viral Hit
Like and subscribe to NewTube’s latest streaming sensation, Hobin Yu! Tired of bullies, the scrawny high schooler is fighting back and streaming it. With tips from a mysterious online channel, he’s cashing in and knocking out bullies. He’s got the internet going crazy, but can Hobin keep it up or will he get crushed by his next match?

Season 1

E1 - First Upload
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    My life is pure darkness. It's hell.
[00:07] Hobin
    Enough already!
[00:08] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
[00:10] Pakgo
    Hobin's getting carried away.
[00:12] Jihyeon
    Did you get in a fight?
[00:13] Rumi
    My revenue from that stream
    is already over 30,000 yen!
[00:16] Snapper
    I'll help you make a ton of money.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Stream starts soon
SIGN    Thank you! 700k subscribers!
[02:12] Pakgo
    Hey, hey!
[02:14] Pakgo
    Hello, everyone! Pakgo here!
SIGN    It's Pakgo
SIGN    Pakgo!
SIGN    He's at 
    school lol
SIGN    What's today's stream about?
[02:19] Pakgo
    Today, I'm celebrating
    my channel hitting 700k subscribers.
[02:25] Pakgo
    For my lunchtime live stream today,
[02:27] Pakgo
    I'll be joined by my classmate 
    and beauty tips NewTuber, Rumi!
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
[02:33] Rumi
    I'm still new, so please support me!
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
SIGN    Who's this girl?
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    girlfriend?
SIGN    So there's a guest today, huh?
SIGN    Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
[02:37] Rumi
    I'll try my best, 
    but please go easy on me.
[02:41] Pakgo
    Could you tell the viewers a
     little bit about your channel?
[02:46] Rumi
    I mainly do vids with
     makeup tips for students.
[02:49] Pakgo
    And you have a model with you
     today to show us, don't you?
[02:53] Rumi
    Yes! I worked very hard
    on this model's makeup.
[02:59] Hobin
    It's all NewTubu this, NewTubu that.
SIGN    lol
SIGN    lol
[03:03] Hobin
    This sucks ass.
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    Oh, that kind of "makeup." I get it now
SIGN    lol
SIGN    wtf lol
SIGN    Oh, that kind of "makeup." I get it now
[03:05] Hobin
    If you're gonna use me,
    at least gimme a share of the revenue.
[03:08] Students
    What's going on?
[03:09] Pakgo
    Snapper, camera please.
[03:11] Snapper
    Right.
[03:12] Students
    It's Pakgo.
[03:14] Pakgo
    C'mon, Hobin. Ya gotta greet our viewers.
[03:20] Pakgo
    With a smile.
[03:23] Pakgo
    And one lucky person outta all those 
    who like and subscribe to my channel
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
SIGN    Don't turn your back to the camera lol
[03:27] Pakgo
    is gonna win themselves a latest-model PC!
[03:31] Hobin
    Liar. It's a scam.
[03:35] Pakgo
    And now, let's greet all
    of our wonderful viewers!
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    First
    Upload
[03:46] Hobin
    Damn. Why won't this come off?
[03:50] Hobin
    I don't want to come to school anymore.
[03:53] Hobin
    Why do I put up with this, you ask?
[03:56] Hobin
    NewTuber: Pakgo. 700,000 subscribers.
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Troublemaker
    NewTuber
SIGN    700k Subscribers
[04:01] Hobin
    His grades suck, but he knows
    how to rake in the cash.
SIGN    Rumi
SIGN    Beauty
    NewTuber
SIGN    5k Subscribers
[04:05] Hobin
    Newbie NewTuber: Rumi.
[04:07] Hobin
    Able to live off her looks alone.
[04:11] Hobin
    Everyone else has something*. 
    I've got nothing.
[04:16] Hobin
    I'm not smart or rich.
[04:19] Hobin
    Yup, that's me.
[04:23] Hobin
    The back of my neck, too? Man...
[04:25] Snapper
    Hey, ugly!
[04:28] Snapper
    I thought I told you to smile!
[04:32] Hobin
    S-Stop!
[04:32] Snapper
    That was live! 
    How're ya gonna make up for that?
[04:34] Snapper
    You did it on purpose, didn't you?!
[04:38] Hobin
    This is Snapper.
[04:39] Hobin
    He's Pakgo's cameraman,
    and one of his hangers-on.
[04:42] Hobin
    He's in the delinquents' group.
[04:44] Snapper
    You're so annoying!
    Don't underestimate me!
[04:47] Hobin
    But in a fight, he's...
[04:55] Snapper
    H-Hey, Pakgo. Did you just
    see the look on his face?
[04:58] Pakgo
    Man, oh man. Hobin's getting carried away.
[05:02] Snapper
    I almost wet myself in fear!
[05:05] Hobin
    This is Snapper's position.
[05:06] Pakgo
    If you do, we're streaming it!
[05:08] Hobin
    He volunteered to be Pakgo's cameraman*
    so he could piggyback on his authority.
[05:12] Hobin
    He's a strategist.
[05:13] Snapper
    What's this? You got a problem?
[05:16] Hobin
    That's how the school pecking order works.
[05:19] Rumi
    Wait, for real?
[05:21] Rumi
    My revenue from that stream
    is already over 30,000 yen!
[05:24] Rumi
    Thanks, Pakgo!
[05:26] Hobin
    Was that 30,000 yen?!
[05:26] Pakgo
    Told ya, didn't I?
[05:28] Pakgo
    With your looks, you'll definitely
    steal the hearts of middle-aged men.
[05:29] Hobin
    They barely did anything, yet they
    earned 30,000 yen during lunch break?
[05:32] Pakgo
    Ya gonna repay me in some way?
[05:35] Rumi
    You can count on it.
[05:37] Pakgo
    Huh? What's that even mean?
[05:37] Hobin
    Whoa. I wonder if...
[05:39] Hobin & Snapper
    ...maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.
[05:39] Hobin & Snapper
    Maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.
[05:44] Snapper
    I think I'm ready.
[05:47] Hobin
    You, a NewTuber?
[05:50] Hobin
    Well, I was thinking the same thing, but...
[05:53] Snapper
    Pakgo, what do I need to
    start a NewTubu channel?
[05:58] Pakgo
    You wanna start one, too?
[06:00] Pakgo
    Minors can't receive revenue, so you'll need
    your parents' account and a bankbook.
[06:06] Snapper
    Seriously?
[06:07] Snapper
    I used some money from my parents' savings
    a while back and they found out,
[06:10] Snapper
    so I can't touch their
    bank account at all right now.
[06:16] Snapper
    Oh, I know.
[06:19] Snapper
    Hey, is your mom still alive?
[06:22] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:26] Snapper
    She's sick, right?
    Let me borrow her bank account.
[06:32] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:35] Pakgo
    "Still alive"? What kind of question is that?
[06:38] Pakgo
    You should've said,
    "Has your mom passed away yet?"
[06:41] Rumi
    That's awful. You should apologize.
[06:44] Snapper
    You think so?
[06:46] Snapper
    Good catch, Pakgo.
    I almost became the bad guy!
[06:51] Hobin
    This is where I was
    supposed to use my fists.
[06:55] Hobin
    Sorry, Mom.
[06:58] Hobin
    I couldn't do anything.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[07:06] Jihyeon
    I can leave the hospital anytime I want.
[07:09] Jihyeon
    I'm tired of being stuck in here.
[07:11] Hobin
    Mom, you liar.
[07:13] Hobin
    If you left the hospital,
    you'd get worse.
[07:15] Hobin
    Don't worry about the house.
    Just concentrate on getting better.
[07:20] Jihyeon
    By the way, your face...
[07:22] Jihyeon
    Did you get in a fight?
[07:26] Hobin
    What are you talking about?
[07:28] Hobin
    I'd never do something like that.
[07:31] Hobin
    I'm a liar, too.
[07:33] Female Clerk
    That'll be 30,000 yen.
[07:37] Female Clerk
    You need a receipt, right?
[07:38] Hobin
    Yes.
[07:40] Hobin
    Man, 30,000 yen. To me...
[07:43] Hobin
    that's a week's wages
    from my part-time job.
[07:46] Worker A
    Where's the next burger?
[07:46] Hobin
    Even if I worked
     after school every day,
SIGN    Electricity
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Rent
SIGN    Insurance
SIGN    One month's
    loan repayment
SIGN    Monthly
    hospital
    bill
SIGN    Monthly 
    medicine
    costs
SIGN    Phone bill
SIGN    Approx. Total:
    110,000 yen
[07:47] Worker B
    Number 52 
    shouldn't have pickles!
[07:48] Hobin
    I'd only make 
    5,000 yen a day.
[07:48] Worker A
    Hurry up with number 60!
[07:49] Worker D
    Ask the girl at the counter.
[07:50] Hobin
    Yet they made 30k 
    in one lunch break...
[07:51] Worker A
    Why are we so busy today?
[07:52] Worker E
    Someone get some more patties.
[07:54] Hobin
    What's wrong with our society?
[07:55] Hobin
    My life is pure darkness. It's hell!
[07:58] Bomi
    Hobin.
[08:00] Hobin
    No, there's still hope.
[08:04] Hobin
    My Venus: Bomi Choi!
[08:08] Bomi
    Do you know where the beef patties are?
[08:10] Hobin
    In the walk-in refrigerator.
    You have to go right in the back.
[08:15] Bomi
    Got it. Thanks.
[08:17] Male Worker A
    Want me to come with you?
[08:19] Male Worker B
    I'll go get 'em for you.
[08:21] Bomi
    No, it's fine.
[08:22] Hobin
    Whoa, I actually talked to Bomi!
[08:26] Hobin
    The idol of our restaurant.
[08:28] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
[08:31] Hobin
    Just looking at her makes me happy.
[08:33] Pakgo
    Good evening, everyone!
[08:36] Pakgo
    It's me, Pakgo, with my 700k
     subscribers! Thank you!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so 
    cute lol
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so 
    cute lol
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so 
    cute lol
SIGN    Wonder what 
    he'll do today
SIGN    Pakgo!!
SIGN    So many 
    people
SIGN    Pakgo so 
    cute lol
SIGN    Wonder what 
    he'll do today
[08:41] Hobin
    Pakgo?!
[08:43] Pakgo
    Here I am, 
    streaming at WacDanald's!
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
[08:46] Customer
    Hey, it's Pakgo.
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Can't wait!
SIGN    Such a cute
     smile lol
SIGN    What's today's
     theme?
SIGN    Can't wait!
[08:47] Hobin
    And Snapper's with him, too.
[08:47] Customer
    Whoa, it's really him.
[08:47] Pakgo
    I'm here on a mission.
[08:48] Customer
    What are you up to today?
[08:49] Hobin
    Shit! I can't let him see me!
[08:50] Pakgo
    So now, today's mission is...
[08:52] Pakgo
    ...to meet the goddess of WacDanald's
    who's been blowing up social media!
[08:59] Hobin
    Huh?
[09:00] Hobin
    What did he say?!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:13] Pakgo
    Hello! Wow, you're a cutie.
[09:17] Pakgo
    I've actually got a challenge for you.
[09:18] Hobin
    He came here to see Bomi?
[09:20] Pakgo
    You have to make the exact burger
     in this photo in 30 seconds,
[09:24] Pakgo
    or else you have to
     tell me your phone number.
[09:27] Pakgo
    Please make it delicious.
[09:30] Hobin
    Pakgo just wants her phone number.
[09:35] Hobin
    But 30 seconds is impossible.
    It has over ten ingredients.
[09:41] Hobin
    But he'll never get Bomi!
[09:43] Pakgo
    I'm so sorry. I don't wanna do this either,
     but my viewers demand it.
[09:49] Pakgo
    But yeah, if you gimme your number,
    I'll buy you a coffee or whatever later.
[09:55] Male Worker A
    Hey, what do we do?
[09:57] Pakgo
    Or, you know what?
    Maybe you can join me on my next stream!
[09:57] Male Worker B
    Even I don't have Bomi's contact info.
    Are NewTubers allowed to do whatever they want?
[10:03] Hobin
    Here is your clubhouse burger.
    Thank you for waiting.
[10:07] Hobin
    I added a flag for you,
    just like in the photo.
[10:10] Hobin
    Also, I added an extra patty. On the house.
[10:12] Pakgo
    Huh?
[10:13] Snapper
    You...
[10:14] Hobin
    Now, please leave.
    You're disturbing our other customers.
[10:21] Hobin
    See that? I'm the king of WacD's.
[10:24] Male Worker A
    Hey, good job!
[10:25] Male Worker B
    That was awesome, Hobin Yu!
[10:28] Hobin
    I'm so getting beat up tomorrow.
[10:31] Hobin
    What am I even doing?
[10:32] Hobin
    Nobody's ever gonna accept me, anyway.
[10:40] Snapper
    Thank you for that 3,000 yen donation!
[10:44] Snapper
    What? 30,000 yen if I get 30 kills?
[10:46] Hobin
    Damn it. What am I doing?
[10:48] Snapper
    Thanks! Yeah, I'm gonna do it!
[10:50] Snapper
    Just watch me!
[10:50] Hobin
    Why did I let a guy
    like him into my house?
[10:53] Snapper
    Time to bring my A game!
[10:55] Hobin
    He wants to stream from my house?
[10:55] Snapper
    There's one kill!
[10:59] Snapper
    Two kills, three kills,
    four kills, five kills...
[10:59] Hobin
    I'm sorry, Mom. He's making money with
    your username and bank account.
[11:05] Snapper
    And 11 kills, 12 kills, 13 kills...
[11:05] Hobin
    And 30,000 yen for 30 kills?
[11:09] Hobin
    Damn him, making easy money.
[11:10] Snapper
    Here we go! Boom!
[11:12] Snapper
    And 19 kills, 20 kills, 21 kills...
[11:12] Hobin
    And he's making me cook ramen, too.
[11:15] Hobin
    I should ask him if he'll share
    some of the revenue with me.
[11:16] Snapper
    And 23 kills, 24 kills, 25 kills...
[11:20] Snapper
    All right, 30 kills, here I come!
[11:22] Snapper
    Yeah, 30,000 yen!
[11:23] Snapper
    Fire!
[11:36] Snapper
    Hot!
[11:38] Snapper
    Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
[11:41] Hobin
    Sorry! I tripped on the cord!
[11:43] Snapper
    What are you gonna do
    about my 30,000 yen?
[11:46] Hobin
    I didn't do it on purpose! I said I'm sorry!
[11:48] Snapper
    You owe me that money!
    Or are you too poor to cough up?
[11:53] Snapper
    You're so damn useless!
[11:53] Hobin
    Why am I getting beat up in my own house?
[11:57] Snapper
    You're the reason your mom has cancer!
[12:10] Hobin
    For the first time ever, I thrust out my fist.
[12:12] Hobin
    For the first time ever, I punched someone.
[12:14] Snapper
    Wh-Why, you!
[12:17] Hobin
    Fighting wasn't as big
    of a deal as I thought.
[12:23] Hobin
    Damn you!
[12:27] Hobin
    Damn you!
[12:28] Snapper
    Stop it!
[12:31] Snapper
    You can't eat kimchi with your eyes!
[12:34] Snapper
    Ow!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[12:40] Gaeul
    Hm...
[12:47] Hobin
    I'm starting to feel the pain now.
[12:50] Hobin
    Is this what it's like?
[12:54] Hobin
    This'll cost even more money.
[12:56] Hobin
    Why do I always have
    to worry about money?
[13:00] Hobin
    If only I'd been born into a rich family...
[13:03] Hobin
    Damn it! Who cares? I'm going to sleep.
[13:09] Hobin
    It struck me then
    just how miserable I was.
[13:15] Hobin
    Electricity bill.
[13:28] Hobin
    Who's calling me so early?
[13:32] Hobin
    Hello.
[13:34] Snapper
    How dare you!
[13:35] Snapper
    That video! Take it down!
[13:38] Hobin
    Snapper?
[13:39] Snapper
    The NewTubu live stream
    from last night! Delete it now!
[13:42] Snapper
    Which one's your house?
    They all look the same!
[13:47] Hobin
    But the stream ended
    when I disconnected the...
[13:50] Hobin
    Huh?
[13:52] Hobin
    Wait a minute.
[13:53] Hobin
    The cord that I unplugged
    wasn't for the main PC, it was...
[13:58] Hobin
    the monitor cord?
[14:01] Snapper
    Our fight was broadcast in full!
[14:06] Snapper
    From that camera!
[14:09] Snapper
    The monitor went black,
    but it was all streamed in real time!
[14:13] Hobin
    What? Don't be stupid!
    I never uploaded that!
[14:18] Snapper
    When the PC goes offline
    while streaming live,
[14:21] Snapper
    the video gets uploaded automatically.
[14:25] Snapper
    I can't even delete it
    because it's not my account.
[14:28] Snapper
    Gimme the password!
[14:30] Hobin
    This can't be happening.
[14:33] Hobin
    There's no way a video gets uploaded
     if a live stream gets cut off.
[14:38] Hobin
    It's really here.
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
[14:40] Hobin
    Over 10,000 comments?
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
[14:42] Hobin
    Has it already spread to 
    other social networks, too?
SIGN    Came from Fwitter
     super lol
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    Friend showed me this
    Epic lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    A truly embarrassing 
    page in their history lol
SIGN    Kids these days
SIGN    Always fighting, never studying...
SIGN    My son's almost in high school, too
SIGN    I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
SIGN    A truly embarrassing 
    page in their history lol
SIGN    So funny lol
[14:46] Hobin
    It's spread all over the world overnight.
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
SIGN    So funny lol
[14:54] Hobin
    I've gone from being bullied locally
    to being bullied globally.
[15:00] Hobin
    Anyway, I'll delete this,
    before it spreads any further.
SIGN    Views equal money on NewTubu,
     so this is a big deal
[15:06] Hobin
    What? Views can be monetized?
SIGN    I hear it's 0.1 yen per view
SIGN    Is it really 0.1 yen?
SIGN    I don't know for sure, 
    but that's the estimate
[15:13] Hobin
    It's 0.1 yen per view?
[15:16] Hobin
    Multiply that by the number of views...
SIGN    views
[15:22] Hobin
    One...
[15:23] Hobin
    One million yen?!
[15:27] Male Student A
    Watch Hobin go!
[15:29] Female Student
    Wow, crazy.
[15:30] Male Student B
    What's he swinging around?
[15:32] Male Student C
    Man, the look on his face.
[15:34] Male Student D
    These guys are messed up.
[15:35] Male Student A
    Can they even come to school after this?
[15:38] Male Student B
    I would totally quit.
[15:43] Male Student B
    Hey. Here he comes.
[15:44] Snapper
    Have they seen it?
[15:46] Male Student C
    The star of NewTubu!
[15:47] Snapper
    And after I sucked up so hard
    to Pakgo to get popular...
[15:51] Snapper
    Backlash from that video has
    made me a laughingstock, too.
[15:55] Snapper
    I can't let myself go down like this.
[15:58] Snapper
    I have to sacrifice an easy target!
[15:59] Otaku Student
    Women's Frontline rocks.
[16:01] Snapper
    Behold, the pecking order.
[16:04] Snapper
    Hey, loser!
[16:07] Otaku Student
    Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
[16:11] Otaku Student
    I'll friggin' kill you!
[16:13] Snapper
    Help me, Pakgo.
[16:18] Snapper
    As someone who's been dragging people
    down my entire life, I knew right away.
[16:23] Otaku Student
    You are already dead!
[16:27] Snapper
    As the new laughingstock,
    my wings had already been clipped.
[16:34] Hobin
    This week's hospital bill...
[16:36] Hobin
    comes to 120,000 yen?!
[16:38] Female Clerk
    Yes, that's right. Are you okay?
[16:41] Hobin
    Man, 120,000 yen...
[16:44] Hobin
    I can pay, of course.
[16:51] Hobin
    'Cause I've got one million yen coming in.
SIGN    views
[16:55] Hobin
    Getting paid for each view...
    It's a dream come true.
[16:59] Snapper
    Hey! Shithead!
[17:04] Snapper
    You might have made some money,
[17:07] Snapper
    but I've just become
    the school laughingstock!
[17:12] Snapper
    Gimme half the money! I have rights, too!
[17:16] Hobin
    Don't be stupid!
[17:17] Hobin
    You got what you deserve!
[17:21] Hobin
    Why should I give you any of my money?
[17:24] Snapper
    Shut up! It's my channel!
[17:27] Hobin
    The account belongs to my mom!
[17:30] Snapper
    It's your fault that everyone at school—
[17:33] Hobin
    As if I care about that!
[17:35] Hobin
    I already fought him once.
    I'm not scared of him anymore.
[17:44] Hobin
    Hey, stop crying.
[17:47] Hobin
    No matter how much you cry,
    I'm not giving you any money.
[17:51] Snapper
    Hey.
[17:52] Hobin
    Huh?
[17:54] Snapper
    Shut up! It's my channel!
[17:56] Snapper
    How about now?
[17:57] Hobin
    The account belongs to my mom!
[17:59] Snapper
    It's your fault that everyone at school—
[18:00] Hobin
    Isn't this the fight we just had?
[18:02] Hobin
    As if I care about that!
[18:03] Snapper
    Awesome angle, right?
[18:05] Snapper
    I've got the skills to get a great shot
     even when filming secretly.
[18:09] Hobin
    Enough already!
    Are you gonna upload that, too?
[18:13] Snapper
    Nobody's gonna watch
    this tired old recycled crap.
[18:16] Snapper
    They'll just claim it was
    all staged and insult us.
[18:20] Snapper
    No, I didn't come to fight today.
[18:25] Snapper
    I'm asking you to join me.
[18:29] Snapper
    You like money, right?
[18:34] Snapper
    I'll help you make a ton of money.
[18:38] Hobin
    I can make money like that again?
[18:41] Snapper
    I'll get you that dough.
[18:43] Snapper
    C'mon, I'm Pakgo's former producer!
[18:48] Snapper
    You haven't received
    the revenue yet, have you?
[18:50] Snapper
    You do know ya hafta go through screening 
    and other complex stuff for that, yeah?
[18:55] Hobin
    Screening?
[18:57] Snapper
    Can you make the content yourself?
    Who's going to film it?
SIGN    Screening
SIGN    Filming
SIGN    Planning
[19:01] Snapper
    What about planning?
    Editing? Visual effects?
SIGN    Editing
SIGN    Visual
    Effects
[19:04] Snapper
    Pakgo managed to hit the big time
    thanks to my planning and camerawork.
[19:10] Snapper
    I'll be your producer.
[19:15] Snapper
    All you have to do is appear on camera.
[19:17] Snapper
    Trust me and follow me.
    Let's make a ton of money together!
[19:21] Hobin
    Money...
[19:25] Hobin
    Money!
[19:28] Snapper
    Sweet. I've hooked this fool good.
[19:32] Snapper
    All I have to do is make use
    this idiot's account,
[19:35] Snapper
    and I'll go up the pecking order again.
[19:38] Hobin
    How do we split the money?
[19:41] Snapper
    Well, I'll manage all of it,
    but since we're friends now,
[19:45] Snapper
    let's say 90% for me, and 10% for you.
[19:51] Snapper
    He can do all the hard work
    while I rise up with ease.
[19:59] Hobin
    Screw you.
[20:00] Snapper
    Huh?
[20:01] Hobin
    If I'm the one on camera,
     how come you get 90%?
[20:04] Hobin
    Besides, I'm not your friend.
[20:07] Snapper
    Wh-Whoa, whoa.
[20:09] Snapper
    Uh-oh. If he doesn't cooperate...
[20:12] Snapper
    Fine. How about 40% for me,
     60% for you. How's that sound?
[20:17] Hobin
    I'd be better off flipping burgers, moron.
[20:20] Snapper
    Wait! 30:70? N-No, 20:80!
[20:24] Snapper
    This is the only way left for me!
[20:27] Snapper
    Fine, damn it! Make it 10:90!
[20:33] Hobin
    Hm, what should I do?
[20:36] Hobin
    Let's hear about this content you have
    in mind that you're so proud of.
[20:40] Snapper
    Curse this loser.
    I thought he was just an idiot.
[20:45] Snapper
    Our content is going to be...
[20:48] Snapper
    calling out bullies in real time!
[20:58] Pakgo
    We're giving away one latest-model PC!
[21:00] Hobin
    It's all lies!
[21:01] Snapper
    We're gonna lure Pakgo's
    viewers to our channel.
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
[21:04] Hobin
    Who likes watching a
     bullied kid get beat up?
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
[21:08] Pakgo
    That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
[21:11] Hobin
    You bastard!
[21:12] Rumi
    Just once, please? Please?
[21:15] Munseong
    Watch your mouth.
[21:16] Bomi
    I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
[21:18] Hobin
    Who would've known an unknown foreigner's
    channel would change my life forever?
SIGN    Uploaded Videos
SIGN    Play All
SIGN    Views
SIGN    Views
SIGN    Views
SIGN    Views

E2 - I Have to Become Stronger
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Pakgo
    And now, let's greet all
    of our wonderful viewers!
[00:09] Hobin
    See that? I'm the king of WcD's.
[00:10] Snapper
    Hey, is your mom still alive?
[00:13] Hobin
    He's making money with
    your username and bank account.
[00:20] Snapper
    Our fight was broadcast in full!
[00:24] Hobin
    It's 0.1 yen per view?
[00:27] Snapper
    All you have to do is appear on camera.
SIGN    Views equal money on NewTubu,
     so this is a big deal
[00:28] Hobin
    One million yen?!
[00:30] Snapper
    Trust me and follow me.
    Let's make a ton of money together!
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for 
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:06] Pakgo
    But man, I was totally surprised, too!
[02:10] Pakgo
    The duo everyone's 
    talking about were in my class!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    Make them fight again lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    Make them fight again lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    I Have to Become
    Stronger
[02:14] Pakgo
    What? Make them fight again?
[02:14] Snapper
    He's trying to take 
    advantage of our new fame.
[02:17] Pakgo
    I can't say that to my friends!
[02:18] Hobin
    Who would've thought 
    he'd do a live stream of us?
[02:22] Pakgo
    Let's greet our viewers, shall we?
[02:24] Hobin & Snapper
    Hello! We're the Bullied Boys!
[02:27] Hobin
    What a terrible deal.
[02:29] Snapper
    Hey...
[02:29] Snapper
    When are you gonna do it?
[02:31] Hobin
    Just gimme a minute.
[02:33] Pakgo
    And there's more great news for my viewers!
[02:33] Hobin
    I'll do it when I'm ready.
[02:36] Pakgo
    One randomly selected viewer
    who has liked and subscribed to my channel
[02:40] Pakgo
    is gonna win a latest-model PC!
[02:43] Hobin
    It's all lies!
[02:45] Pakgo
    Huh?
[02:46] Hobin
    The "random" selection, the giveaway...
     It's all staged!
[02:50] Hobin
    He's not gonna give away a PC at all!
    This guy's full of shit!
[02:54] Hobin
    He pretends to be good
    in front of the camera,
[02:56] Hobin
    but behind the scenes, he's just a punk!
[02:59] Hobin
    He's a real delinquent!
[03:01] Hobin
    Pakgo's responsible
    for all of these bruises!
[03:05] Hobin
    I'll be uploading all of the things
    he did to me on my own channel!
[03:08] Hobin
    I get beat up every time
    I come to school anyway.
[03:12] Hobin
    If I can make money
    by getting beat up, then so be it!
[03:15] Crowd
    What's this?
[03:15] Hobin
    I'll be uploading all the things
    he did to me on my own channel!
[03:16] Crowd
    A fight?
[03:18] Crowd
    More like a public execution by Pakgo.
[03:20] Crowd
    That guy's always getting beat up.
[03:22] Gaeul
    Ah, nothing of value here.
[03:24] Crowd
    Wait, something's up.
[03:27] Male Student A
    What's gotten into Hobin?
[03:29] Crowd
    Is Pakgo in trouble?
[03:31] Snapper
    Good. Lead Pakgo's viewers
    over to our channel.
[03:37] Snapper
    You're doing great, Hobin.
    He's all flustered from being exposed...
[03:41] Snapper
    Huh?
[03:43] Pakgo
    What are you even doing?
[03:46] Pakgo
    My stream ended 'cause my battery died.
[03:52] Pakgo
    That was quite the stunt
    you just tried to pull, Hobin.
[03:57] Pakgo
    Trying to expose me? 
    Is that your idea of revenge?
[04:03] Snapper
    Don't look this way!
[04:05] Snapper
    I already started streaming.
[04:05] Pakgo
    How dare you try to mess with me!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
[04:08] Snapper
    Entitled: "Popular NewTuber
    Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!"
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
[04:14] Snapper
    I've got a great angle.
[04:17] Snapper
    This is great! 
    We're getting so many subscribers!
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    Someone post this everywhere
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    Someone post this everywhere
[04:21] Snapper
    Pakgo's a real idiot.
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
SIGN    I didn't realize 
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
[04:23] Snapper
    Did he think we'd be stupid enough 
    to challenge him on his own stream?
[04:27] Snapper
    Don't worry about the camera.
[04:30] Snapper
    Give us your best performance,
    star of the show.
[04:33] Snapper
    Get beat up like you always do
    so we can make some money!
[04:38] Hobin
    Is getting beat up really
    where the big money is?
[04:41] Hobin
    Do people really enjoy watching
    a bullied kid get beat up?
SIGN    Electricity
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Rent
SIGN    Insurance
SIGN    One month's
    loan repayment
SIGN    Monthly
    hospital
    bill
SIGN    Monthly 
    medicine
    costs
SIGN    Phone bill
SIGN    Approx. Total:
    110,000 yen
[04:46] Hobin
    I have to make big money.
[04:50] Hobin
    To do that, I need these videos to blow up.
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    This is lols
[04:54] Hobin
    Isn't the real content
    when the bullied kid...
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    Pakgo's facing resistance lol
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    Pakgo's facing resistance lol
[04:58] Hobin
    stands up to the bully?
[05:02] Pakgo
    Hey, you little brat.
[05:05] Pakgo
    You want some?
[05:07] Snapper
    What's that idiot doing?
[05:10] Gaeul
    What's happening?
[05:10] Snapper
    If he'd just stayed quiet,
    it would've been a short beating.
[05:14] Snapper
    When did Hobin get so brave?
[05:21] Hobin
    Oh, come on! Someone stop this already!
[05:24] Hobin
    Why's everyone just standing and watching?
[05:27] Hobin
    I can't back down now.
[05:32] Hobin
    He's terrifying. Is that a tree trunk
    where his neck should be?
[05:35] Hobin
    How are his irises so tiny?
[05:37] Hobin
    His muscles are huge.
    And what's with those tattoos?
[05:41] Hobin
    You're still in high school!
[05:43] Hobin
    His hands are huge.
[05:45] Hobin
    Compared to him, I'm just a scrawny twig.
[05:49] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do now?
[05:50] Hobin
    In foreign movies...
[05:54] Hobin
    Maybe I should just apologize.
[05:57] Pakgo
    You're in way over your head.
[06:00] Pakgo
    That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
[06:05] (Flashback) Pakgo
    "Still alive?" What kind of question is that?
[06:09] (Flashback) Pakgo
    You should've said,
    "Has your mom passed away yet?"
[06:12] Hobin
    That was the moment my fight started.
[06:15] Hobin
    How dare you insult my mom,
[06:18] Hobin
    you bastard!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
[06:30] Snapper
    You dumbass. Think about
     the weight difference!
[06:33] Pakgo
    Heh. This kid is fast.
[06:37] Pakgo
    Your mom's in the hospital, right?
[06:41] Pakgo
    I'll put you in the bed next to her!
[06:48] Snapper
    Man, that's gotta hurt.
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Mercy?
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Mercy?
[06:53] Hobin
    I didn't realize weight
    made such a difference.
[06:56] Hobin
    That other fight was child's play.
[06:59] Hobin
    This is what a real fight is like.
[07:03] Hobin
    So this is how it ends.
[07:06] Pakgo
    Did ya think it was over already?
[07:10] Pakgo
    The fun's just starting!
[07:14] Hobin
    Stop—
[07:15] Munseong
    Hey.
[07:21] Munseong
    Can you keep it down a little?
[07:23] Pakgo
    Who said that?
[07:25] Pakgo
    If you wanna nap, go home!
[07:27] Munseong
    Huh?
[07:30] Gaeul
    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
[07:32] Gaeul
    A rising star in the world of MMA:
     the super rookie, Munseong Kim!
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
[07:36] Pakgo
    Oh, I didn't mean to... Um...
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Pakgo's so scared lol
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Pakgo's so scared lol
[07:39] Gaeul
    Wow-ee! Who knew 
    he was in this class, too?
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
[07:45] Munseong
    Watch your mouth.
[07:47] Pakgo
    Uh, right. You got it, Munseong.
[07:51] Hobin
    He made the whole room tense
    with just a few words.
[07:55] Hobin
    That there is a guy who's at the summit
    of a world that's totally foreign to me.
[07:59] Munseong
    I'm going back to sleep.
    Don't wake me again.
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Pakgo has left the chat
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Pakgo has left the chat
[08:05] Pakgo
    Got any smokes?
[08:06] Male Student B
    Uh, yeah.
[08:10] Snapper
    Hobin, that was pretty cool.
    For you, at least.
[08:15] Snapper
    It might seem like you lost...
[08:18] Snapper
    but you've gained some fans.
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    Let's report Pakgo
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    Let's report Pakgo
[08:24] Pakgo
    My battery dying midstream
     sure saved my ass.
[08:28] Pakgo
    Hobin almost outed me.
[08:32] Pakgo
    What's this?
SIGN    Chat
[08:33] Pakgo
    "Reveal"? "Staged"?
    What are they jabbering about?
[08:41] Pakgo
    Huh?!
[08:47] Hobin
    I am the prey, not the predator.
[08:50] Hobin
    I didn't choose to be like this.
[08:52] Hobin
    They decided it for me.
[08:56] Hobin
    But right now, I'm cool.
[08:58] Hobin
    "Why?" I hear you ask.
[09:00] Hobin
    'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!
SIGN    Trending
SIGN    Pakgo bully
SIGN    Pakgo exposed
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Pakgo video
[09:04] Hobin
    The video of Pakgo's violent assault
    on me got uploaded to NewTubu.
SIGN    Real-Time Search
SIGN    Enter keyword
SIGN    Search
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Pakgo Bully
    
    Pakgo BTS
    
    Pakgo
    
    Pakgo Video
    
    Pakgo Violence
    
    T-1 Grand
    Prix winner
    Tomorrow's weather        
    
    Univer       
    
    All you can eat wagyu       
    
    Movies
SIGN    Pakgo NewTuber
    
    Cancel Pakgo
    
    School violence
    
    Delete account
    
    Pakgo gang
    
    CEO why
    
    Pakgo real
    
     Flower Festival
    
    Mystery Event
    
    Pakgo
SIGN    Bullying
SIGN    Hot topics
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Trending
[09:08] Hobin
    The next day, it was
    trending on search engines.
[09:11] Hobin
    It immediately went viral,
    exploding everywhere.
SIGN    Pakgo's 
    violent nature
SIGN    "Pakgo" school violence video
SIGN    Violent video from 
    popular NewTuber "Pakgo"
SIGN    Today's weather
SIGN    The real face behind the 
    popular NewTuber mask
SIGN    Streamer University
SIGN    "Pakgo" video leaked
[09:15] Pakgo
    You piece of shit!
[09:19] Hobin
    He immediately apologized 
    in a live broadcast,
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
[09:21] Hobin
    but he made a rookie error.
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
[09:22] Cameraman
    And we're good.
[09:23] Pakgo
    Did you get it properly?
[09:25] Camerman
    Yeah. Getting good reactions.
[09:27] Pakgo
    Sucking up to my idiotic 
    viewers is a piece of cake.
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    by him
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Rotten to the core lol
SIGN    This lol
SIGN    Only idiots would be tricked
SIGN    by him
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Rotten to the core lol
SIGN    This lol
SIGN    Only idiots would be tricked
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    #Pakgo #CommunityService
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    #Pakgo #CommunityService
[09:32] Pakgo
    You all right?
[09:32] Hobin
    In addition to the
    staged giveaway I revealed,
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    #MillionYenShopping #ReceiptsReveal !
[09:34] Pakgo
    I really bought it!
[09:35] Hobin
    viewers started digging up
     other staged videos.
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    #Pakgo #Revenue #Donation
[09:36] Pakgo
    For those less fortunate than me!
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,348,458,308)}I asked for receipts
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,298.333,458,256.333)}I asked for receipts
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(460,339,460,297)}and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(510,388.333,510,346.333)\clip(422,248,627.333,342.667)}I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
     He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop. 
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop. 
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop. 
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop. 
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    A liar through and through
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    A liar through and through
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Subscribers 
    left until zero
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
[09:39] Hobin
    Someone even made a website
    dedicated to watching
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
[09:42] Hobin
    his subscriber count go down.
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    Divine Retribution
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    Divine Retribution
[09:44] Hobin
    Pakgo quickly became old news.
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    So who outed him?
[09:51] Hobin
    When some fall, others rise.
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    I'm following this guy from now on
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    I'm following this guy from now on
[09:56] Hobin
    I was one who rose.
SIGN    Hobin TV
SIGN    Hobin
SIGN    Subscribe
[09:59] Hobin
    Now that I've made it this far,
    I can't turn back.
[10:04] Snapper
    Hey, listen. From here on out,
    our main content's gonna be "fights."
[10:10] Snapper
    But there's a critical issue with that.
[10:13] Hobin
    Huh?
[10:14] Snapper
    Video length.
[10:17] Snapper
    On NewTubu, you make money
    based on ads, not views.
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
[10:21] Snapper
    To make real money, we need to 
    put ads into videos of adequate length.
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
[10:27] Snapper
    But you won't last longer
    than a minute in a real fight, right?
[10:30] Snapper
    You need to last at least
    three minutes to make any revenue.
[10:35] Snapper
    If you can't do that,
    our NewTubu careers are over.
[10:38] Hobin
    Three minutes, huh?
[10:43] Hobin
    How to get better at fighting...
SIGN    How to get better at fighting
SIGN    How do I get better at fighting?
SIGN    Anonymous
SIGN    Viewed
SIGN    times
SIGN    I want to get better at fighting. Please tell me how!
SIGN    #Fighting #MartialArts #WinningFights #Judo
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    LooksAreMostImportant
SIGN    Though I don't think there's any need to be strong... 
    Just doing push-ups, sit-ups, and back extensions on your own won't 
    make you stronger. The only way is to get a grip through repeated 
    real-world experience. First, you need to train yourself so that you don't lose
     sight of yourself. Go train in a martial arts gym or dojo. By training your mind 
    in those places, you will change, and you will realize that fighting is stupid.
[10:51] Hobin
    I don't have time to take it that slowly!
SIGN    Judo
[10:54] Hobin
    I have to learn something. Anything.
SIGN    Karate
SIGN    Pro Wrestling
[11:01] Hobin
    None of these are easy to replicate.
[11:04] Hobin
    I have to learn how to fight on my own.
[11:09] Hobin
    How to fight...
SIGN    How to fignt
[11:13] Hobin
    Damn. Typo.
[11:16] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    How to Fignt
[11:17] Hobin
    There's an actual channel
    with that name?
SIGN    How to Fignt
SIGN    0 Subscribers
[11:19] Hobin
    No subscribers? So I'm the first to find it?
[11:25] Hobin
    Someone must have made it by mistake.
    There can't be any videos on—
[11:28] Hobin
    So many videos!
[11:31] Hobin
    Why make so many videos
    if you have no subscribers?
[11:36] Samdak
    Hello!
[11:37] Samdak
    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
[11:42] Hobin
    Who would've known...
[11:44] Samdak
    Do you want to learn how to win fights?
[11:47] Hobin
    ...that this unknown foreigner's channel
    would change my life forever?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:04] Samdak
    Before we go into practical techniques,
[12:05] Samdak
    let's go over the state of mind
    you'll need for fighting.
SIGN    Rule 
    No.1: 
    Never get 
    worked up.
[12:09] Samdak
    Rule No. 1: never get worked up.
[12:13] Samdak
    If you cannot control yourself,
    you are no longer swinging your fists,
[12:19] Samdak
    you are simply swinging your emotions.
[12:21] Samdak
    Conversely, if you can get your opponent
    worked up, you will have a clear advantage.
[12:27] Samdak
    Now, here's the first technique
    I will teach you.
[12:31] Hobin
    What is this? Is this for real?
[12:35] Samdak
    "How to get hit without getting hurt!"
SIGN    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[12:43] Hobin
    This is...
[12:44] Hobin
    No, no, no. This is way too suspicious!
[12:46] Hobin
    There's no way that'd work so easily!
[12:49] Hobin
    It's just another scam, drawing attention
    with free content to get money out of people.
[12:57] Hobin
    Bedtime.
[13:00] Samdak
    So, until next time,
    please enjoy studying how to fight!
[13:06] Hobin
    I quit.
[13:09] Hobin
    Working part-time like this won't
    help me pay off my mom's hospital bills.
[13:14] Hobin
    I need to make more money faster.
[13:17] Female worker A
    Oh, did you hear? That guy's quitting.
[13:21] Female worker B
    Which guy?
[13:22] Female worker A
    You know, the guy
    that makes burgers super fast.
[13:26] Female worker B
    Hobin?
[13:28] Female worker B
    The Pakgo reveal video guy.
[13:31] Manager
    Now that you're famous,
    you don't want to work anymore, huh?
[13:35] Manager
    Maybe I should give
    NewTubu a try, too.
[13:40] Manager
    Hey, what's with that look?
[13:42] Manager
    Talk about scary.
[13:44] Bomi
    I think he's cool.
[13:47] Bomi
    I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
[13:51] Bomi
    So thanks.
[13:54] Bomi
    Can I get your contact info?
[13:58] Bomi
    If you're quitting,
    we won't see each other, right?
[14:01] Manager
    My precious Bomi...
[14:05] Bomi
    I'll text you.
[14:15] Bomi
    Class is boring.
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
[14:16] Hobin
    Are you bored?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
[14:17] Bomi
    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
[14:19] Hobin
    Nope.
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
[14:20] Bomi
    So you're busy?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
[14:22] Hobin
    Kinda.
[14:23] Hobin
    This isn't some scam, right?
[14:24] Bomi
    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
[14:26] Hobin
    I don't care if it's a scam!
    Take all my money!
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
[14:29] Bomi
    You're so funny, Hobin.
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
SIGN    You're so funny, Hobin, lol
[14:33] Snapper
    What are you grinning about?
[14:35] Hobin
    I-I'm researching content.
[14:37] Snapper
    Liar.
[14:39] Snapper
    So how's it feel being a NewTuber
     with 100k subscribers?
[14:45] Snapper
    You're probably the first regular guy
     to get to 100k after just two videos.
[14:53] Snapper
    That's not easy to achieve,
    even for your average celebrity.
[14:56] Snapper
    So? Did you come up with a way
    to keep a fight going for three minutes?
[15:04] Hobin
    Um, well...
[15:06] Hobin
    I'll give it some more thought.
[15:08] Snapper
    You dumbass. Are you taking this seriously?
[15:11] Snapper
    We can't let this opportunity go to waste!
[15:14] Snapper
    Hasn't it sunk in yet that you're famous?
[15:17] Hobin
    Well, sure, but being famous
    doesn't really lead to anything good—
[15:21] Rumi
    Hey, Hobin.
[15:24] Rumi
    Wanna do a live stream with me?
[15:27] Hobin
    It just did!
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    15k Subscribers
[15:28] Hobin
    Snapper, being famous rocks!
[15:30] Snapper
    Yeah, let's do it!
[15:33] Snapper
    But why?
[15:34] Hobin
    You used to team up with Pakgo.
[15:37] Rumi
    My viewers keep asking me
    to do a stream with Hobin.
[15:42] Rumi
    Just this one time. Please?
[15:46] Rumi
    I cut all ties with Pakgo.
    I never liked the guy, anyway.
[15:52] Hobin
    Hey, Snapper, what do we do?
[15:53] Snapper
    Well, you can bring your friend,
    and we can go on a double date.
[15:59] Pakgo
    Don't get too cocky, you cowards!
[16:05] Pakgo
    Hobin. You ruined my NewTubu channel.
[16:10] Hobin
    Hey, wait a sec.
[16:11] Samdak
    There's no easier opponent
    than one that's worked up.
[16:16] Pakgo
    Face me, loser!
[16:20] Samdak
    If you cannot control yourself,
    you are no longer swinging your fists,
[16:26] Samdak
    you are simply swinging your emotions.
[16:29] Pakgo
    Stop running away, you goddamn loser!
[16:32] Samdak
    Once your opponent is worked up,
[16:35] Samdak
    the next step...
[16:36] Hobin
    What's going on here?
[16:39] Hobin
    It's just like that Samdak guy said.
[16:42] Pakgo
    Die!
[16:43] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it.
[16:46] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[16:53] Snapper
    You're so photogenic.
[16:56] Pakgo
    Snapper, you...
[16:58] Snapper
    My camera's faster than your fists.
[17:03] Snapper
    You know what'll happen 
    if I upload this, too, right?
[17:08] Pakgo
    I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
[17:14] Rumi
    I'm not part of that, right?
[17:20] Snapper
    Phew. I almost wet myself.
[17:24] Snapper
    You all right?
[17:26] Snapper
    I just saved your butt.
    You should be thanking me.
[17:30] Snapper
    Hobin?
[17:32] Hobin
    What the hell was that?
[17:34] Hobin
    Who in the world is that guy?
[17:41] Hobin
    Snapper's late.
[17:43] Hobin
    We're supposed to be meeting
    to discuss our new content.
[17:48] Hobin
    Fighting as a theme
    is harder than I thought.
[17:51] Hobin
    We can't just keep snapping at
    and attacking delinquents.
[17:56] Hobin
    I know. For starters...
[18:00] Hobin
    I'll text Bomi.
[18:03] Hobin
    Oh, boy. Three days in a row.
    It's crazy how happy this is making me.
SIGN    I don't really like texting
[18:09] Bomi
    I don't really like texting.
    I prefer hearing a person's voice.
SIGN    I don't really like texting
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
[18:12] Hobin
    What? You don't want to text me anymore?
SIGN    I don't really like texting
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
[18:15] Bomi
    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
SIGN    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
SIGN    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    I didn't mean I don't want to keep in touch with you!
SIGN    I meant I want to talk to you on the phone
[18:18] Bomi
    I meant I want to talk to you on the phone.
[18:21] Hobin
    O-O-O-On the phone?!
[18:24] Hobin
    I-I'll call her. R-Right away.
[18:26] Shady Man
    Hey, NewTuber! It's the fighting kid!
[18:28] Shady Woman
    Ah, it's really him! We're big fans.
[18:34] Hobin
    O-Oh, thank you.
[18:36] Shady Woman
    Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
[18:38] Shady Man
    Do you live in this area?
[18:40] Hobin
    Uh, no, I'm just waiting for a friend.
[18:43] Shady Man
    How much do those vids make you?
[18:47] Hobin
    Oh, uh, I haven't been paid yet.
[18:47] Shady Woman
    Yeah, I wanna know, too!
[18:50] Hobin
    Even these scary-looking people
    are being friendly to me.
[18:53] Hobin
    Is this the power of NewTubu?
[18:55] Shady Man
    That so? Well, that said...
[19:01] Shady Man
    If you call the cops, I'll totally kill you.
[19:04] Shady Woman
    I wonder how much he has.
[19:04] Hobin
    Yes, sir.
[19:06] Hobin
    I'm getting mugged
    even though I'm famous...
[19:06] Shady Man
    Damn, I should've known
     from his fake-ass shoes.
[19:09] Snapper
    Hey, you!
[19:10] Snapper
    What are you doing?!
[19:12] Hobin
    Snapper!
[19:14] Hobin
    You came to save me?
[19:17] Shady Woman
    Wow, he's weak.
[19:20] Hobin
    And he has zero fighting ability.
[19:22] Shady Man
    Hey.
[19:23] Hobin
    Huh?
[19:24] Shady Man
    Let me see your phone.
[19:26] Hobin
    My phone?
[19:29] Shady Man
    This is mine now.
    Can't let you go callin' the cops, right?
[19:35] Shady Woman
    Man, you're so bad.
[19:35] Shady Man
    Go work on your NewTubu.
    Then I'll come back and mug ya again.
[19:41] Hobin
    Hey! Please give it back!
[19:44] Hobin
    That phone has something
    on it worth dying for...
[19:47] Hobin
    Bomi's contact info.
[19:50] Hobin
    Take his phone instead!
    It's the latest model!
[19:55] Snapper
    Hey, I can hear you.
[19:57] Hobin
    Hey, what are we going to do?
[19:59] Hobin
    We have to call the cops
    and get my phone back!
[20:02] Snapper
    Call the cops?
[20:05] Snapper
    You've got to be kidding.
[20:08] Snapper
    Can't you see all your fans
     cheering you on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Seriously? lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Seriously? lol
[20:13] Snapper
    I've been filming ever since
     you got dragged down here.
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor. 
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor. 
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Favorability
    going up
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor. 
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Favorability
    going up
[20:17] Snapper
    That couple's famous
     around these parts.
[20:21] Snapper
    This is your chance
     to make money.
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    We can
    hear you
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    We can
    hear you
[20:23] Hobin
    Money?
[20:23] Snapper
    Don't you think going after them now
     will get us a ton of views?
SIGN    Go go
[20:30] Hobin
    You just want me to get 
    beat up again, don't you?
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    You can do it!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    You can do it!
[20:34] Snapper
    Are you going to desert
    your viewers, NewTuber?
[20:39] Hobin
    It starts now.
[20:41] Snapper
    Huh?
[20:45] Hobin
    Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    We believe in you!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    We believe in you!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[20:51] Hobin
    Everyone's looking forward to my video.
[20:58] Shady Man
    You want your phone back?
[20:59] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
[21:01] Samdak
    A boxer makes good use of weaving.
[21:03] Snapper
    This fight is getting serious.
[21:05] Gaeul
    Sheesh, this is why I hate amateurs.
[21:07] Hobin
    Why are we meeting here?
    It's full of couples.
[21:10] Rumi
    I have ketchup where?
[21:12] Female Fan A
    Can you take a photo with me?
[21:14] Bomi
    Sorry. I'm meeting someone.
[21:16] Hobin
    An ever more beautiful flower
     is already blooming.
[21:17] Bomi
    Wait, what are you saying
    all of a sudden, Hobin?
[21:20] Gaeul
    Not bad, Hobin Yu.

E3 - The Date
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    If I can make money by
     getting beat up, then so be it!
[00:08] Snapper
    Give us your best performance,
    star of the show.
[00:10] Hobin
    'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!
[00:12] Samdak
    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
[00:15] Bomi
    Can I get your contact info?
[00:16] Rumi
    Wanna do a live stream with me?
[00:19] Pakgo
    I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
[00:21] Shady Woman
    Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
[00:23] Shady Man
    How much do those vids make you?
[00:25] Hobin
    I'm getting mugged
    even though I'm famous...
[00:29] Snapper
    Can't you see all your fans
     cheering you on?
[00:31] Hobin
    Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    The Date
[02:07] Shady Man
    Huh? What was that?
[02:10] Shady Man
    You want your phone back?
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
[02:13] Shady Man
    These guys are nuts. 
    Look at 'em filming this.
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing 
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
[02:18] Samdak
    Have you noted which
    is their dominant hand?
[02:21] Shady Woman
    Why are you talking through the mic?
[02:21] Hobin
    He's holding the mic in his
    right hand, which means...
[02:25] Samdak
    If your opponent is right-handed,
    stand on their left side,
[02:28] Samdak
    so that it's easier for them
     to raise their fists.
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    Tensions rising
[02:30] Shady Man
    What's this? 
    You wanna throw down?
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
[02:34] Shady Man
    Just watch.
[02:34] Samdak
    Let them raise their right hand.
[02:36] Shady Woman
    What a boss.
[02:37] Samdak
    And if there are obstacles on their left,
[02:39] Samdak
    their only option will be
    to use their right hand, won't it?
[02:43] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it!
[02:47] Samdak
    Even if you can't dodge a punch,
    you can at least react to it.
[02:51] Samdak
    Those with no martial arts training
    often move their shoulders a lot!
[02:56] Hobin
    Here... Here it comes!
[02:58] Hobin
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[03:07] Samdak
    A punch is at its most powerful at
    the exact moment it reaches its target.
[03:14] Samdak
    In other words, you can move in and get hit
    before the punch gets too powerful.
[03:19] Samdak
    This is also known as, "Operation: 
    The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"
SIGN    Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early
[03:25] Snapper
    What's that idiot doing? He got 
    punched in the face on purpose!
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[03:30] Samdak
    Imagine head-butting that fist.
[03:33] Samdak
    Pull in your chin to protect it, which also
    puts you in the right position for a headbutt.
[03:39] Hobin
    That barely hurt at all.
[03:40] Hobin
    What do I do next?
[03:42] Shady Man
    What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.
[03:46] Hobin
    Oh, no! I reacted too slow!
[03:49] Samdak
    It's too hard for a regular person to
    react properly to every single punch.
[03:53] Samdak
    But what if your opponent
    is also a regular person?
[03:56] Hobin
    He missed?
[03:57] Samdak
    It's hard to punch someone
    who's moving around a lot.
[04:01] Samdak
    Weaving!
SIGN    Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body
SIGN    around to dodge punches
[04:03] Samdak
    When you're missed on both sides, 
    that's when the weaving begins.
[04:08] Samdak
    A regular person who wants to
    take that punch to the head.
[04:11] Samdak
    A regular person who aims for
    the head with their punches.
[04:14] Samdak
    When these two clash,
    what do you think happens?
[04:17] Samdak
    Since you keep trying and failing
    to hit his fist with your head,
[04:21] Samdak
    to your opponent, you look like a
    boxer with great weaving technique!
[04:26] Samdak
    By focusing on hitting their fist, 
    your fear of the fist also dissipates.
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
[04:32] Shady man
    This guy!
[04:33] Samdak
    Then, their punches will start to miss.
[04:36] Samdak
    Or even if they hit,
    you won't feel any pain from it.
[04:40] Samdak
    How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...
[04:44] Samdak
    Well...
[04:45] Hobin
    Give me back my phone.
[04:47] Samdak
    Fighting doesn't seem so
    scary anymore, does it?
[04:48] Hobin
    I... have to reply to Bomi!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
[04:54] Shady Man
    Who the hell is Bomi?
[04:57] Snapper
    Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily 
    getting hit by that thug?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
[05:03] Shady Man
    Who is this guy?
    Why doesn't he dodge?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
[05:09] Hobin
    Man, this is stupid. Damn it.
[05:14] Hobin
    I should've watched the other videos, too.
[05:16] Hobin
    The only video I watched was
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[05:21] Samdak
    So now that you've learned how to get hit,
    let's meet again in the next video.
[05:26] Hobin
    I have no other techniques I can use!
[05:30] Snapper
    This fight's turning out awful.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    What even is this?
[05:34] Snapper
    It's way too slow.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
[05:37] Snapper
    This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.
[05:41] Snapper
    The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,
[05:44] Snapper
    but a video that goes on
    for too long also ain't ideal.
[05:47] Snapper
    Ah, should I stop them now
    before we lose any more viewers?
[05:53] Gaeul
    Hobin will win this fight.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
[05:57] Snapper
    This guy...
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
[05:58] Snapper
    It's the old guy who
     knew about Munseong.
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
[06:01] Snapper
    He seems to really know his
     martial arts. What's his deal?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
[06:06] Snapper
    It's obvious that Hobin's lost. 
    Look at all the hits he's taking.
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
[06:11] Gaeul
    Sigh. Amateurs.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
[06:14] Gaeul
    Pay attention!
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
[06:16] Gaeul
    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
[06:18] Gaeul
    Seems he didn't notice 
    because of the adrenaline.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:22] Gaeul
    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:25] Shady Man
    Shit, what's wrong with my hands?
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
[06:30] Gaeul
    Your fists can swell up
    even hitting punching bags.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
[06:33] Gaeul
    This guy got carried away...
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:37] Gaeul
    and hit his rock-hard 
    forehead too many times!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:41] Shady Woman
    Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
SIGN    Ding
[06:42] Gaeul
    Once the adrenaline subsides, 
    the unbearable pain kicks in.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
[06:42] Shady Man
    My hands! My hands!
[06:48] Snapper
    Wait, so Hobin really won?
[06:53] Hobin
    Ouch.
[06:55] Snapper
    Your hospital bill might come to
    more than the revenue for the video.
[07:00] Hobin
    I got my phone back. Gotta reply.
[07:04] Snapper
    But I guess it's a worthy investment,
[07:06] Snapper
    since we earned a lot of fans in return.
[07:09] Hobin
    What should I text her?
[07:12] Hobin
    Maybe "Did you take a bath?"
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
[07:16] Hobin
    Live stream over!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[07:20] Hobin
    Upload complete.
    Over a million views this week.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Stupid mistake results in
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's
SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!
SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!
[07:25] Hobin
    "Viral Hit" has four videos now,
    with a total of 25 million views.
SIGN    I Totally Got
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    Someone
    mugged me, 
    so I gave him...
SIGN    a Good Talking-To
[07:32] Hobin
    We finally received
    our first revenue payout.
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:36] Hobin
    And the total came to... two million yen!
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:39] Snapper
    All right!
[07:43] Hobin
    But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?
[07:48] Snapper
    Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time
     to get through approvals and add some ads.
[07:53] Snapper
    It's not bad considering
    it's our first payment.
[07:55] Hobin
    I thought the number of views
    turned directly into money.
[08:00] Hobin
    I didn't know it was the ads inserted into
     the videos that generate the revenue.
[08:04] Snapper
    Yeah. I told you that so many times.
[08:07] Snapper
    That said, since ad playback equals revenue,
    your understanding isn't that far off.
[08:15] Snapper
    Just remember, 0.1 yen per view
     is the rule of thumb.
[08:21] Snapper
    That's why NewTubu is really deep.
[08:24] Hobin
    We just have to continue
    streaming videos, right?
[08:29] Hobin
    Something sensational and violent.
[08:31] Snapper
    We were lucky this time.
[08:34] Hobin
    Lucky?
[08:35] Snapper
    We didn't get the yellow mark.
[08:38] Hobin
    Yellow mark? What's that?
SIGN    Charismatic Trainer
SIGN    How to Get
    a Beautiful Body!
SIGN    Build a strong mind
     and a beautiful body!
SIGN    We teach you how
     to use the most 
    popular cosmetics!
SIGN    MIO ARAGAKI
SIGN    Stylist suggests
     20 summer cuts
[08:41] Snapper
    It's NewTubu's proprietary
    censorship system.
[08:44] Snapper
    When you get the yellow mark,
    it means the video has been demonetized.
[08:50] Snapper
    It's something all NewTubers fear.
[08:53] Snapper
    It often gets put on violent or
     overly aggressive content.
[08:56] Hobin
    I see.
[08:58] Rumi
    So guess where we're headed now!
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    70k Subscribers
[09:02] Rumi
    Hey, what's everyone 
    looking at? Huh?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup 
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Tell us about your makeup tools!
[09:06] Rumi
    There's ketchup where?
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
[09:11] Hobin
    Rumi? Is she streaming now?
[09:13] Snapper
    I have a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    Subscribers
[09:23] Rumi
    Ding, ding!
[09:24] Snapper
    Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!
[09:28] Rumi
    Hey, you two! Wait up!
[09:32] Snapper
    Good. We lost her.
[09:34] Snapper
    Damn that vixen,
    trying to steal our viewers...
[09:40] Snapper
    Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?
[09:43] Hobin
    So cool.
[09:46] Hobin
    It's just a tracksuit,
    so it must be like 30 or 40k?
[09:50] Hobin
    I just got my payout.
    Maybe I can afford this...
[09:54] Hobin
    What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!
[09:58] Hobin
    I could buy 100 similar ones online!
[10:01] Hobin
    I mean, 140k... That's how much
    I owe Snapper for his salary.
[10:05] Hobin
    Who'd buy such a thing?
[10:08] Hobin
    Snapper, let's go—
[10:09] Clerk
    That'll be 140,000 yen.
[10:11] Snapper
    Right. Single payment, please.
[10:13] Hobin
    What?!
[10:14] Hobin
    A single payment of 140,000 yen?!
[10:18] Hobin
    You're kidding, right?
    That was your whole month's pay!
[10:22] Snapper
    You're not going to buy one?
[10:23] Snapper
    They're basic items.
    You need to own at least one.
[10:28] Hobin
    So this is considered "basic"
    to people like you.
[10:32] Snapper
    I'd like to check that out, too.
[10:34] Hobin
    I finally noticed.
[10:35] Hobin
    Even if I make two million yen, only the rich
    know how to spend that kind of money properly.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'll pass.
[10:44] Hobin
    A text?
[10:45] Hobin
    Who's contacting me at this hour?
[10:49] Hobin
    What?!
[10:51] Hobin
    Seriously?
[10:55] Hobin
    Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!
[10:59] Young Man A
    Wow, that's Kucci!
[10:59] Hobin
    I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.
[11:00] Young Man B
    You think? Isn't it a fake?
[11:01] Young Man B
    That brat could never
    afford the real thing.
[11:03] Hobin
    I had to buy it! Well done, Hobin!
[11:04] Young Man A
    Good point.
[11:05] Young Man B
    Isn't it obvious?
[11:07] Hobin
    But why meet here of all places?
    It's full of couples.
[11:13] Hobin
    I'm so nervous.
[11:15] Hobin
    Should I do a live stream?
[11:18] Hobin
    Hi, everyone. I missed you guys,
     so I started a stream.
[11:21] Young Man C
    Huh? Is he filming something?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
[11:23] Young Woman A
    Oh, I know that guy.
[11:23] Hobin
    Oh, hello. Thank you.
[11:25] Young Man D
    Who is he?
[11:26] Young Man E
    A NewTuber?
[11:27] Crowd
    He's that guy that gets
    into fights for money.
[11:31] Crowd
    Remember how he ended Pakgo?
[11:33] Crowd
    You mean how he sold out his classmate?
[11:36] Hobin
    They're all saying whatever 
    they want about me.
[11:36] Crowd
    He's wearing expensive clothes, too.
     He must make a ton of money.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
[11:39] Hobin
    I guess being famous isn't all good.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
[11:43] Hobin
    Thanks, guys. You're all I have.
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
[11:47] Female Fan A
    Wow, I'm a big fan!
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some 
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
[11:49] Female Fan A
    I've seen all of your videos.
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[11:53] Hobin
    Who, me?
[11:54] Female Fan A
    Jiwun!
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
[11:57] Jiwun
    Yes, sure. Let's do that.
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
[11:59] Female Fan A
    You're so much more handsome in real life!
[12:00] Hobin
    It wasn't me!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
[12:03] Jiwun
    Thank you.
SIGN    Vlogger
    Newtuber
    
    Jiwun
    
    170k 
    Subscribers
[12:03] Female Fan B
    Wait, what? Me, too, please!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
[12:05] Hobin
    Is he a NewTuber, too?
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
[12:08] Female Fan B
    What are you doing today?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
[12:09] Jiwun
    I'm here to interview 
    people on the street.
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
[12:13] Jiwun
    Hm?
[12:14] Jiwun
    Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
[12:18] Jiwun
    You're quite pretty.
    May I have a moment of your time?
[12:22] Bomi
    Sorry, I have a prior engagement.
[12:25] Jiwun
    Oh, I see. 
    Meeting your boyfriend?
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
[12:28] Bomi
    Um...
[12:31] Bomi
    It's this guy.
[12:34] Bomi
    Sorry, I'm late, right?
[12:37] Bomi
    Wow, that outfit...
[12:39] Bomi
    Samesies!
[12:42] Bomi
    What a coincidence, huh?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:59] Female Student
    You're such an idiot.
[13:00] Hobin
    I was always jealous of the popular kids.
[13:02] Hobin
    I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports,
    and my grades are only so-so.
[13:08] Hobin
    I'm also not exactly rich.
    I was ashamed of myself.
[13:12] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Out of my way, midget.
[13:16] Hobin
    I wanted to at least be a
    good fighter, like Pakgo.
[13:19] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Die.
[13:20] Hobin
    School's a reflection of society as a whole.
    It's survival of the fittest.
[13:22] Pakgo
    Stay that way until the end of break.
[13:26] Hobin
    It's natural for the
    weaker animal to bow down.
[13:26] Hanger-on B
    So funny!
[13:29] Pakgo
    Let's check on him later.
[13:29] (Flashback) Munseong
    Move. I need to get through.
[13:30] Male Student
    Yeah.
[13:31] (Flashback) Pakgo
    What? Who in the hell do you think—
[13:34] (Flashback) Munseong
    What did you say?
[13:35] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Eek!
[13:37] (Flashback) Munseong
    You need to use polite, clean language.
[13:39] Pakgo
    Right...
[13:39] Hobin
    But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.
[13:43] Hobin
    I admired Munseong.
[13:47] Hobin
    But I don't feel that way anymore!
[13:50] Hobin
    Because look!
    Bomi's right here in front of me!
[13:54] Bomi
    What are you thinking about?
[13:56] Hobin
    I don't need to be popular!
    I don't care if I'm weak!
[14:00] Hobin
    Ah, if I could only stop time right now!
[14:04] Young Man G
    Whoa. She's a major cutie.
[14:09] Bomi
    Sorry.
[14:13] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[14:19] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[14:22] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[14:24] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[14:26] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.
[14:29] Hobin
    Oh, I passed a florist and
    your face flashed up in my thoughts.
[14:34] Bomi
    Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!
[14:37] Bomi
    Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
    have any flowers in it?
[14:41] Hobin
    Because there's an even more
    beautiful flower right here.
[14:45] Bomi
    Oh!
[14:47] Son
    Daddy's home!
[14:48] Hobin
    Have you been good, my darling children?
[14:51] Children
    Welcome home!
[14:52] Hobin
    What were you up to today?
[14:55] Daughter
    Daddy.
[14:56] Hobin
    Yes?
[14:57] Daughter
    Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.
[15:02] Bomi
    Didn't you want to come to a café?
[15:04] Hobin
    Huh? My daughter...
[15:07] Hobin
    Wait, it was a dream?
[15:10] Bomi
    Why are you spacing out like that?
[15:12] Hobin
    No, I love this! I love cafés!
[15:16] Hobin
    You know I'm a man of few words, right?
[15:19] Hobin
    I went off daydreaming just because
    we brushed hands. How stupid am I?
[15:24] Bomi
    A man of few words? Fine.
[15:27] Hobin
    Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?
[15:33] Hobin
    I guess it's only natural for her
    to be bored if she's with me.
[15:36] Young Male Customer
    Hey, look over there.
[15:38] Young Male Customer
    They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.
[15:40] Young Female Customer
    That's cute. We should do that, too.
[15:43] Young Male Customer
    I feel bad for the girl, though.
[15:46] Young Male Customer
    Women get embarrassed
    walking around with short guys, right?
[15:50] Young Female Customer
    Hey, he can hear you!
[15:52] Young Male Customer
    It's fine. He can't hear us.
[15:54] Hobin
    Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.
[15:57] Hobin
    I knew this would happen.
[16:00] Hobin
    Bomi must be embarrassed
    to be with someone like me.
[16:04] Hobin
    It's not like that.
[16:07] Hobin
    We aren't matching, either.
[16:13] Bomi
    This strawberry parfait
    is all over social media!
[16:16] Bomi
    I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!
[16:19] Hobin
    Is that so? I had no idea.
[16:23] Bomi
    Where do you want to go after this?
[16:26] Hobin
    I dunno.
[16:28] Bomi
    Hobin, do you have any hobbies?
    What do you like?
[16:32] Hobin
    Uh, nothing much, really.
[16:36] Hobin
    What do you do for fun in your free time?
[16:41] Hobin
    Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.
[16:47] Bomi
    Let's go.
[16:48] Hobin
    Huh?
[16:49] Bomi
    I asked you out because
     I thought it'd be fun.
[16:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text,
    but in person, you barely say two words to me.
[17:02] Bomi
    I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.
[17:06] Hobin
    You must be embarrassed
     to be with me, right?
[17:09] Bomi
    Huh?
[17:10] Hobin
    I'm sorry. I've never gone
    out with a girl before.
[17:15] Hobin
    In fact, I don't think I've ever
    spoken to a girl like this before.
[17:19] Hobin
    I've never been to such a fancy café, either.
[17:21] Hobin
    I have no idea how to behave.
[17:25] Hobin
    My hobby is watching NewTubu at home,
    but I was too ashamed to admit that.
[17:32] Hobin
    I don't have any friends,
    so I stay at home on holidays.
[17:36] Hobin
    I wanted to eat, too, but I get
    too nervous when I look at your face.
[17:44] Hobin
    I mean, how can I concentrate on food
    when I'm looking at such a pretty face?
[17:50] Bomi
    Wait, Hobin, where's this—
[17:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're sweating so much!
[17:58] Hobin
    I thought it'd be too hot
    for you on this side.
[18:03] Hobin
    Sorry for just deciding that on my own.
[18:15] Gaeul
    Well played, Hobin Yu.
[18:20] Bomi
    Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.
[18:26] Bomi
    Really? You're close by?
[18:29] Hobin
    Walking together like this makes me
    feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.
[18:33] Bomi
    Sorry, I just got a call from a
     friend of mine from grade school.
[18:38] Hobin
    A friend from grade school?
[18:40] Bomi
    Yeah, we used to be close,
    but we kind of lost touch.
[18:46] Bomi
    Coincidentally, we're all
    in the same area right now.
[18:49] Hobin
    Did you friend come to eat the...
[18:52] Bomi
    Yes, the strawberry parfait.
[18:56] Hobin
    Bomi looked so cute when
    she was eating that parfait!
[18:59] Bomi
    I just remembered.
[19:01] Bomi
    My friend goes to the
     same school as you, Hobin.
[19:04] Hobin
    Really? What's your friend's name?
[19:07] Bomi
    Munseong Kim.
[19:11] Hobin
    Munseong Kim?
[19:13] Hobin
    The rising star in the world of MMA?
[19:17] Hobin
    The man who has everything?
[19:19] Hobin
    Munseong, who I can't even talk
    to at school, is friends with Bomi?
[19:26] Bomi
    Hm, maybe you don't know him.
[19:30] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[19:35] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[19:38] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[19:40] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[19:43] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.
[19:47] Munseong
    Yeah.
[19:48] Children
    Daddy! Welcome home!
[19:49] Bomi
    By the way...
[19:51] Bomi
    Who is that man?
[19:53] Munseong
    I don't know.
[19:55] Munseong
    Looks like he's some loser who's
    wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.
[19:59] Daughter
    Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.
[20:07] Bomi
    Do you know Munseong?
[20:09] Hobin
    Um, yeah. I do.
[20:12] Bomi
    No way. Really? Are you close?
[20:16] Hobin
    Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
[20:19] Hobin
    I seriously didn't want her to know
    that I was part of the loser group.
[20:24] Bomi
    Wow, what a coincidence.
[20:26] Bomi
    Huh? No way. Munseong!
[20:30] Hobin
    But I immediately regretted those words.
[20:33] Hobin
    Munseong...
[20:35] Hobin
    What terrible timing.
[20:37] Hobin
    Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?
[20:40] Bomi
    I can't believe I finally caught up with you!
[20:43] Bomi
    Munseong, is it true you and
     Hobin are good friends?
[20:46] Munseong
    Good friends?
[20:50] Munseong
    Me and him?
[20:58] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[21:00] Bomi
    Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?
[21:02] Munseong
    You do NewTubu, right?
[21:03] Snapper
    Being in love is like fighting in a bout.
[21:06] Hobin
    Just you wait, Bomi!
[21:07] Snapper
    Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to
    a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!
[21:12] Munseong
    You're a good fighter.
[21:14] Hobin
    It's not a secret video known only to me?
[21:17] Snapper
    Run...
[21:18] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?! 
    Why are you doing this?!
[21:20] Hobin
    I was so deeply ashamed of myself
    from the bottom of my heart.

E4 - Humiliation
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Shady Man
    You wanna throw down?
[00:07] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it!
[00:10] Samdak
    This is also known as, "Operation:
    The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"
[00:13] Gaeul
    Hobin will win this fight.
[00:16] Snapper
    All right!
[00:18] Hobin
    I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.
[00:21] Bomi
    Samesies!
[00:22] Hobin
    This makes me feel like
    I'm Bomi's boyfriend.
[00:25] Bomi
    Hobin, you're sweating so much!
[00:28] Gaeul
    Well played.
[00:30] Bomi
    Munseong Kim.
[00:31] Hobin
    Yeah, we're good friends.
[00:32] Munseong
    Good friends? Me and him?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Humiliation
[02:12] Hobin
    What do I do now?
[02:14] Hobin
    I answered too enthusiastically.
[02:18] (Flashback) Hobin
    Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
[02:22] Hobin
    I even called him by his first name
    to stress how close we are.
[02:26] Munseong
    We're good friends?
[02:27] Hobin
    Sorry, Bomi. We're actually not close at all.
[02:31] Hobin
    You probably don't know this,
[02:33] Hobin
    but we losers have an unwritten rule:
[02:36] Hobin
    "Never pretend to be
    good friends with anyone."
[02:39] Hobin
    I broke that rule to show off.
[02:43] Hobin
    I just wanted to continue
    to shine brightly in your eyes.
[02:48] Bomi
    What's wrong?
[02:49] Bomi
    You're friends, right?
[02:51] Hobin
    Now that I've broken the rule,
    I must be punished accordingly.
[02:56] Hobin
    Goodbye, Bomi.
[02:58] Munseong
    Sure, I guess. We're in the same class.
[03:02] Hobin
    Huh? What's happening right now?
[03:06] Bomi
    What a coincidence, right?
[03:08] Munseong
    You think so?
[03:09] Hobin
    We've never even talked.
[03:11] Munseong
    Your name's, uh, Ho—
[03:13] Hobin
    Hobin.
[03:14] Hobin
    See? You don't even know my name.
[03:16] Munseong
    Uh, you do NewTubu, right?
[03:20] Hobin
    Y-Yeah, sort of.
[03:23] Hobin
    Is he trying to be nice to me?
[03:25] Hobin
    But the way he said we were friends...
[03:28] Munseong
    Oh, hey, we're wearing the same outfit.
[03:30] Hobin
    Yeah, Munseong. Samesies, right?
[03:34] Hobin
    I hate that it made me
    really happy for an moment.
[03:44] Hobin
    Question: Which pairing 
    makes the better couple?
SIGN    Question: Which pairing 
    makes the better couple? 
    (5 points)
[03:50] Hobin
    Even a grade-school kid
     can solve this one.
SIGN    Answer: I'm the third wheel
[03:55] Hobin
    "I'm the third wheel."
[03:57] Bomi
    Hey, where should we go next?
[04:00] Hobin
    Hey, you two.
[04:03] Hobin
    Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
    My ingrown toenail's hurting.
[04:07] Bomi
    Huh? Ingrown?
[04:09] Hobin
    If I stick around any longer,
    I'm gonna die of self-loathing.
[04:10] Hobin
    Ouch.
[04:13] Hobin
    Man, ouch. Damn toe.
[04:16] Hobin
    I'm such an idiot.
[04:18] Hobin
    Couldn't I have come up with a better lie?
[04:20] Bomi
    He's leaving already?
[04:27] Snapper
    That idiot!
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail lol
SIGN    This is funnier than the fights lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
SIGN    Ingrown toenail lol
SIGN    This is funnier than the fights lol
[04:32] Hobin
    H-Hey! What's your problem?!
[04:34] Snapper
    Shh! Be quiet! I happened to be nearby
    and I followed you 'cause I was worried.
[04:39] Snapper
    Ingrown toenail? Are you for real? You were
    getting along so well! Why run away now?
[04:44] Hobin
    What was I supposed to do?
[04:46] Hobin
    If you're so smart, 
    you try getting in between those two!
[04:50] Hobin
    Unlike those pretty,
    well-rounded straight arrows,
[04:53] Hobin
    I'm an ugly, twisted, ingrown toenail.
[04:55] Hobin
    Hi! I'm an ingrown toenail!
[04:57] Hobin
    Bomi and I live in different worlds!
    I know that better than anyone!
[05:03] Snapper
    Hobin, being in love is
    like fighting in a contest.
[05:09] Snapper
    It's a tournament,
    where many rivals fight over one girl.
[05:14] Snapper
    Are you just going to give up because
     a strong opponent has appeared?
[05:19] Hobin
    But if I don't fight, I'll never lose.
[05:23] Snapper
    You coward! Listen up!
[05:26] Snapper
    A world-famous basketball coach
[05:30] Snapper
    said something to his team when
     they were on the brink of giving up:
[05:33] Snapper
    "If you give up, the game is already over."
[05:38] Hobin
    Huh?!
[05:40] Snapper
    Are you sure you wanna give up now?
[05:43] Snapper
    Who asked who out? Who bought who coffee?
[05:47] Snapper
    Why would someone who isn't
    interested in you spend money on you?
[05:53] Snapper
    Remember how sad she looked
    when you said you were leaving?
[05:58] Snapper
    Still wanna give up?!
[05:59] Snapper
    You're closer to victory right now
     than any of your rivals!
[06:05] Hobin
    Snapper, you...
[06:08] Hobin
    Thank you! You've opened my eyes!
[06:11] Snapper
    Don't mention it.
[06:13] Snapper
    We're buddies, aren't we?
[06:16] Snapper
    Go on. Tell her how you really feel.
[06:19] Hobin
    Yeah, I'll go and do just that!
[06:21] Hobin
    Wait for me, Bomi.
[06:25] Snapper
    Good luck, Hobin. You're...
[06:29] Snapper
    a wonderful NewTuber.
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    He really did it lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    He really did it lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    He really did it lol
SIGN    I was holding my breath lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    He really did it lol
SIGN    I was holding my breath lol
[06:32] Snapper
    "I confessed my love to a friend and 
    got rejected." Enjoy the stream!
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
SIGN    Sir, I want to play basketball!
SIGN    And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
SIGN    Sir, I want to play basketball!
[06:38] Snapper
    And now, 
    let's continue with... Huh?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    What is it?
SIGN    Hm?
SIGN    What is it?
[06:42] Snapper
    You...
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    The suspense...
SIGN    What what?
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    The suspense...
[06:46] Bomi
    Um, is your toenail okay?
[06:48] Hobin
    Yeah, it's fine. I got over it.
[06:52] Bomi
    Don't ingrown toenails—
[06:54] Munseong
    Ingrown toenails need to be yanked out.
    Want me to do it?
[06:58] Hobin
    What? No! That's super scary!
[07:02] Munseong
    All right, I'll be off now.
[07:04] Bomi
    Have fun at practice, Munseong.
[07:06] Munseong
    Yeah.
[07:07] Hobin
    Huh? What's this? You're leaving?
[07:10] Bomi
    He has a match next week, so he's busy.
[07:12] Bomi
    No strawberry parfaits for him.
[07:15] Hobin
    They weren't going on a date?
[07:17] Hobin
    And there I was, hating myself and
    running away without understanding a thing.
[07:23] Hobin
    Later, Munseong.
[07:25] Munseong
    Hobin.
[07:25] Hobin
    Can I help you?!
[07:27] Munseong
    You're a good fighter.
[07:30] Munseong
    I checked out your
    NewTubu channel, Viral Hit.
[07:34] Munseong
    You took those punches early to
    minimize the pain, right?
[07:39] Hobin
    I was just copying a video
    by a mysterious chicken.
[07:43] Munseong
    And...
[07:45] Munseong
    Not doing the next move
     was on purpose, right?
[07:49] Hobin
    What was that? What "next" move?
[07:53] Munseong
    Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
[07:56] Munseong
    See ya.
[07:58] Hobin
    Do you know something?
[08:01] Hobin
    Does this mean it's not a
    secret video known only to me?
[08:08] Bomi
    So, what did you want to talk to me about?
[08:10] Bomi
    You came back because
    you had something to say, right?
[08:13] Hobin
    Uh, yeah. I, um...
[08:18] Hobin
    So, uh, I...
[08:24] Bomi
    Hobin, the friction...
[08:29] Hobin
    What's your i-ideal type?
[08:33] Bomi
    Huh? U-Um...
[08:37] Bomi
    An honest person, I guess.
[08:40] Hobin
    H-Honest?
[08:43] Hobin
    All right. I'll tell her my honest feelings.
[08:47] Hobin
    My ideal type is...
[08:51] Hobin
    My ideal type is...
[08:56] Hobin
    Bomi! You're the embodiment of my ideals!
[09:01] Hobin
    But before all that...
[09:04] Hobin
    I knew you'd be filming this, idiot.
[09:08] Hobin
    Did you do all that just so—
[09:10] Hobin
    Snapper! What's wrong with your face?!
[09:12] Snapper
    Run...
[09:18] Pakgo
    Thanks, Snapper.
[09:21] Pakgo
    Your live stream helped me find you.
[09:26] Pakgo
    I told you I'd have my revenge.
[09:30] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?! 
    Why are you doing this?!
[09:33] Hobin
    Bomi...
[09:35] Hobin
    Bomi, get out of here now.
[09:38] Pakgo
    Get out of here and go where?
[09:41] Pakgo
    This bitch.
[09:43] Pakgo
    When I asked for her number before,
    she pretended she wasn't interested in guys.
[09:47] Pakgo
    Turns out she's a whore.
[09:51] Hobin
    Stay calm.
[09:52] Samdak
    There's no easier opponent
    than one that's worked up.
[09:56] Hobin
    I can't lose my cool before he does.
[10:00] Hobin
    Pakgo.
[10:02] Hobin
    Control my emotions.
[10:04] Hobin
    Let him get riled up first.
[10:06] Hobin
    You wanna become a loser again?
[10:09] Pakgo
    Move.
[10:11] Pakgo
    Stop smirking, loser!
[10:13] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[10:20] Pakgo
    You think I didn't watch your video?
[10:23] Samdak
    Of course, only a real idiot would
    use the same move over and over
[10:27] Samdak
    just because it worked the first time.
[10:31] Samdak
    "How to get hit without getting hurt"
    can easily be countered with an uppercut.
[10:37] Hobin
    I knew that.
[10:38] Bomi
    Hobin!
[10:41] Hobin
    More importantly,
    what am I supposed to do now?
[10:45] Hobin
    Damn it. I should have
    watched the other videos, too.
[10:49] (Flashback) Munseong
    Not doing the next move
     was on purpose, right?
[10:52] Hobin
    What is the next move?
[10:59] Hobin
    My mind's completely blank.
[11:04] Hobin
    In the shadows cast by the towering
    skyscrapers is where you'll find my house.
[11:09] Hobin
    Is that why I've always lived in the shadows?
[11:15] Hobin
    But then, the opportunity of a
    lifetime presented itself to me.
[11:19] Samdak
    Hello.
[11:20] Hobin
    A secret channel that taught me
    how to fight on my own.
[11:23] Hobin
    I earned money using a technique
    I learned from it, which made me happy.
[11:28] Hobin
    Showing my face to the world wasn't easy,
    but I didn't care as long as I was making money.
[11:33] Hobin
    With my money worries solved,
[11:35] Hobin
    I thought I'd become like everyone else,
    just a regular high school kid.
[11:39] Hobin
    I grew complacent and stopped studying
    or putting any effort into fighting.
[11:47] Hobin
    And now...
[11:48] Hobin
    it was time to pay for that.
[11:54] Hobin
    I became a loser again.
[11:57] Thug
    Aren't you cold?
[11:59] Hobin
    I used to think getting hit was
    better than trying to resist.
[12:05] Hobin
    Wounds heal, and the pain fades over time.
[12:10] Hobin
    Home...
[12:12] Pakgo
    Huh? You want me to let you go home?
[12:17] Bomi
    Hobin! No! Release me!
[12:20] Hobin
    Please let Bomi go home.
[12:25] Bomi
    Hobin! Hobin! Hobin!
[12:25] Hobin
    But this time, I don't think
    these wounds will heal.
[12:30] Hobin
    I don't want her to see me
    looking so pathetic.
[12:33] Bomi
    Hobin!
[12:33] Hobin
    I want this to end.
[12:35] Hobin
    I have to make sure Bomi
    gets home, no matter what.
[12:35] Bomi
    Hobin! Please stop this!
[12:39] Bomi
    Hobin! Hobin!
[12:39] Hobin
    I didn't want Bomi to know.
[12:42] Bomi
    Hobin! Please, no more!
[12:42] Hobin
    I wanted to hide the fact that
    I'm a worthless weakling from her.
[12:47] Pakgo
    Hobin, don't you know what you're
    supposed to do when you've done wrong?
[12:54] Hobin
    I-I'm sorry.
[12:57] Hobin
    Why am I groveling in
    front of the girl I love?
[13:02] Pakgo
    Come on, now. There was
    no sincerity in that at all.
[13:06] Pakgo
    Try it again, pants off.
[13:10] Pakgo
    How many viewers do you think we have?
[13:15] Hobin
    You gotta be kidding.
[13:17] Pakgo
    Nice angle. If nothing else,
    your camera skills are top-notch.
[13:23] Snapper
    Hobin, I'm sorry.
[13:27] Pakgo
    If you take your pants off
    and apologize, I'll forgive you.
[13:32] Hobin
    But what was even more humiliating
    was that the girl I was in love with...
[13:38] Hobin
    had more courage than I did.
[13:42] Hobin
    No way.
[13:45] Pakgo
    Bitch! You asked for it!
[13:47] Pakgo
    Hey, Snapper! Point the camera elsewhere.
[13:50] Pakgo
    Even I'm not gonna punch
     a girl live on stream.
[13:56] Hobin
    I don't deserve to call myself a man.
[14:00] Hobin
    Because I don't think
    I can beat him in a fight,
[14:04] Hobin
    this is the only way
    I can protect the girl I love.
[14:07] Hobin
    There, I'm naked. Now, forgive me.
[14:10] Pakgo
    He really stripped.
[14:14] Pakgo
    There goes your subscriber count, too.
[14:14] Snapper
    Hobin...
[14:18] Pakgo
    Send whatever you have left my way
    and shut down your NewTubu account.
[14:24] Pakgo
    Huh? H-Hey! Wait, what are—
[14:28] Hobin
    Bye, Bomi.
[14:32] Pakgo
    Not your underwear!
    You'll get my account perma-banned!
[14:37] Pakgo
    Stop!
[14:38] Hobin
    This is...
[14:41] Hobin
    my final act of resistance.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[14:53] Pakgo
    Stop!
[14:59] Munseong
    Hobin, you can keep those on.
[15:03] Hobin
    You're trying to deny
    what little pride I had left?
[15:08] Hobin
    Later, Munseong told me he'd seen
    Pakgo's stream and rushed to the scene.
[15:13] Hobin
    And...
[15:15] Hobin
    He was really strong.
[15:25] Pakgo
    Hey, no, w-wait, Munseong.
[15:27] Pakgo
    This is... I only—
[15:34] Munseong
    Are you all right, Bomi?
[15:36] Bomi
    Munseong! I'm fine, but...
[15:40] Bomi
    Hobin's...
[15:41] Hobin
    I was so deeply ashamed of myself
    from the bottom of my heart.
[15:46] Munseong
    Let's go, Bomi.
[15:48] Bomi
    But Hobin's...
[15:51] Munseong
    Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
[16:12] Hobin
    When did I become such a sad sack?
[16:16] Hobin
    Was it when I was born?
    When my father left us?
[16:21] Hobin
    Hey, you see that show last night?
[16:22] Hobin
    No, I was more positive at first.
[16:27] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Shut up, shrimp!
[16:28] Hobin
    Right up until I met Pakgo.
[16:31] Hobin
    I couldn't understand
    why he was hitting me.
[16:33] Hobin
    Stop... What did I do?
[16:35] Hobin
    It's only natural that I didn't understand.
[16:36] Hobin
    There was no reason to begin with.
[16:39] (Flashback) Pakgo
    I dunno.
[16:41] Hobin
    That's when I started hating school.
[16:41] Pakgo
    Hey, Hobin. Act up and we'll beat you.
[16:44] (Flashback) Snapper
    Look at him, pretending to be asleep!
[16:46] (Flashback) Rumi
    Aw, c'mon. Cut it out.
[16:49] Hobin
    I became too scared
    to look people in the eye.
[16:52] (Flashback) Students
    He's always looking down.
[16:55] Hobin
    My lips grew heavy,
    like they were made of lead.
[16:58] (Flashback) Hobin
    Um, I need to get through.
[17:01] Hobin
    My body was always all shriveled up.
[17:05] (Flashback) Students
    Look at how bad his posture is.
[17:07] Students
    You can see he's a loser.
[17:07] Hobin
    My fear reached its peak.
[17:10] Hobin
    I didn't even have the energy
    to curse at them in my head.
[17:13] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Man, I'm so tired of 
    streaming during lunch break.
[17:21] Hobin
    My life was over.
[17:24] Snapper
    Hobin... I'm sorry.
[17:29] Snapper
    I'm sorry.
[17:42] Pakgo
    Long time no see, fools.
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Can't be
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Can't be
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Can't be
SIGN    Damn, I've been waiting
SIGN    Huh? What?
SIGN    Can't be
SIGN    Damn, I've been waiting
[17:46] Pakgo
    If you're gonna bad-mouth me,
     don't watch.
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
[17:49] Pakgo
    I only want viewers
     that support me.
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Pakgo's here lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Pakgo's here lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Pakgo's here lol
SIGN    He's playing a new character lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Pakgo's here lol
SIGN    He's playing a new character lol
[17:53] Pakgo
    I brought a model along today.
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    I like this version better, too
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    I like this version better, too
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    I like this version better, too
SIGN    Haters begone
SIGN    He's funnier than before lol
SIGN    I like this version better, too
SIGN    Haters begone
[17:56] Pakgo
    I worked hard on his makeup.
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Omegalulz
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Omegalulz
[17:59] Pakgo
    Presenting today's model!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Omegalulz
SIGN    It's here lol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Whoa lolol
SIGN    Omegalulz
SIGN    It's here lol
[18:01] Snapper
    Hobin, where are you?
[18:04] Pakgo
    They're saying you look cute.
[18:05] Snapper
    How many days have you
    stayed away from school now?
[18:08] Pakgo
    All right, Snapper. Please greet our viewers.
[18:13] Snapper
    I want to apologize to you properly.
SIGN    Hobin
[18:25] Phone Voice
    The number you have
    called is not available—
SIGN    15 missed calls
SIGN    Bomi Choi
SIGN    3 missed calls
SIGN    Snapper
SIGN    Bomi Choi
[18:30] Hobin
    I wanted to just disappear.
SIGN    Bomi Choi
SIGN    Bomi Choi
SIGN    Bomi Choi
[18:35] Samdak
    Miracles don't happen for people
    who don't put in the effort.
[18:38] Samdak
    The fighting technique you'll learn today is:
[18:41] Samdak
    How to fight and beat a regular person!
[18:45] Hobin
    That's why I decided to change myself.
[18:53] Samdak
    What do you think is needed to
    muster up the drive to change yourself?
SIGN    Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream
SIGN    Freestyle 
    Swimming
SIGN    Kids TV
SIGN    Kids TV
SIGN    Cosmetics Intro
SIGN    The Autobio-
    graphy of K
SIGN    The 33  
    Criminals 
    I Caught
[18:59] Samdak
    Lots of NewTubu videos?
    Self-help books written by successful people?
[19:04] Samdak
    Those are all worthless.
SIGN    Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream
SIGN    Freestyle 
    Swimming
[19:07] Samdak
    A person won't change just by reading
    glorified tales of successful experiences!
[19:13] Samdak
    The answer is within you.
[19:16] Samdak
    It is anger against yourself.
[19:21] Samdak
    Fuel yourself with your rage.
[19:24] Samdak
    Miracles won't happen
    if you don't make them happen.
[19:27] Samdak
    You must inspire yourself,
    and put your life on the line.
[19:31] Samdak
    Work hard like nothing else matters.
[19:34] Samdak
    Mastering the techniques
    I am about to teach you
[19:37] Samdak
    will take an entire month.
[19:42] Pakgo
    Hey, Hobin. You watching?
[19:44] Pakgo
    You just gonna leave
    your friend to the wolves?
[19:48] Pakgo
    Come and save him already.
[19:51] Pakgo
    I get 50,000 yen if
    I can get your pants off.
[19:54] Snapper
    Hobin... Don't you dare come.
[19:58] Snapper
    Stay at home where it's safe!
[20:00] Snapper
    Don't you dare come here!
[20:02] Pakgo
    Hey, c'mon.
[20:04] Snapper
    If you're watching this,
    don't come to school at all—
[20:10] Pakgo
    Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
[20:14] Pakgo
    Is this a surprise from Snapper?
    You should've told me.
[20:19] Snapper
    Hobin?
[20:26] Snapper
    Uh, what...
[20:31] Snapper
    It's streaming live?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
[20:34] Hobin
    What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
[20:40] Hobin
    Viral Hit's returning
     video is called...
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
[20:45] Pakgo
    Huh? What's this guy saying?
[20:51] Hobin
    "How to fight and beat a regular person."
[20:57] Sign
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SIGN    "Make sure you
     film evry move
     I make!" 
    Catchphrase: 
    "Don't miss this, viwrs!" 
    And then, when 
    I say this line...
[20:57] Hobin
    Make sure you film this.
[20:59] Snapper
    He's acting so cool.
[21:01] Pakgo
    That same old move again.
[21:02] Hobin
    Why am I so weak?
[21:04] Hobin
    Why am I the only one
    who has to feel so miserable?
[21:07] Samdak
    This is when it starts in earnest.
[21:09] Hobin
    I have to get stronger!
[21:12] Hobin
    I'd rather die than drink this!
[21:16] Hobin
    This is so tough.
[21:17] Gaeul
    Exactly as he planned!
[21:18] Munseong
    That's not a move for beginners.
[21:20] Pakgo
    Another kick, right?
[21:21] Hobin
    I'm not a loser!

E5 - Friends
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
    My ingrown toenail's hurting.
[00:08] Snapper
    Are you sure you wanna give up now?
[00:10] Munseong
    Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
[00:13] Pakgo
    I told you I'd have my revenge.
[00:16] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?! 
    Why are you doing this?!
[00:19] Pakgo
    Nice angle.
[00:21] Snapper
    Hobin, I'm sorry.
[00:24] Hobin
    Bye, Bomi.
[00:26] Munseong
    Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
[00:30] Samdak
    The answer is within you.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:07] Snapper
    Rumi, congrats on
    hitting 100k subscribers!
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    100k Subscribers
[02:11] Rumi
    Thanks. Now, buy me something.
[02:15] Snapper
    Shouldn't that be the other way around?
[02:17] Snapper
    Hobin's not here again.
    It's been a month now.
[02:22] Snapper
    Well, after what happened,
    it's only natural for him to want to hide.
[02:27] Snapper
    One of the loser class becoming
     famous was too much to ask.
[02:31] Rumi
    Say, weren't you friends with Hobin?
[02:36] Snapper
    What? No way.
    Who said I was friends with that guy?
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Friends
[02:41] Snapper
    Anyway, Rumi, need a producer?
[02:46] Snapper
    I have lots of experience,
    so I think I can help out in a lot of ways.
[02:50] Pakgo
    What are you doing?
[02:52] Pakgo
    I thought you and Hobin were besties.
[02:56] Snapper
    Pakgo?
[02:57] Snapper
    What? That loser?
[02:59] Snapper
    I just had to put up with him
     as my business partner.
[03:03] Snapper
    Seeing as how he's on the
    downward slope now, I don't really—
[03:08] Pakgo
    Yada, yada, yada.
[03:10] Pakgo
    You betrayed me to get on Hobin's side,
    and now you're betraying him, too?
[03:16] Pakgo
    Don't you ever get ashamed of
    sucking up to everyone you meet?
[03:21] Pakgo
    Suck-ups like you annoy me
    even more than Hobin.
[03:26] Pakgo
    Let's stream.
[03:27] Pakgo's Lackey
    Okay.
[03:28] Classmate B
    Doesn't he get tired of being such a loser?
[03:30] Classmate D
    He's the worst. I never wanna be like him.
[03:32] Snapper
    Yeah, that's right. I am the worst.
[03:36] Snapper
    To survive, I suck up to
    those stronger than me.
[03:39] Snapper
    What's wrong with that?
[03:42] Snapper
    I can't fight or get good grades.
    This is the only way I can get a leg up.
[03:49] Snapper
    I don't have a single friend
    to lend me a helping hand.
[03:54] Snapper
    This world is loaded with idiots.
[03:57] Pakgo
    Hey, all you losers 
    waiting around for me,
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
[03:59] Pakgo
    my lunch break 
    stream starts now.
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Did you even eat lunch?
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    I'm back
SIGN    Did you even eat lunch?
[04:02] Pakgo
    Like always, there are idiots
    complaining about whatever,
[04:06] Pakgo
    but like always, I'm gonna 
    talk smack and make cash.
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    Whatcha doin' today?
SIGN    So funny how his personality's flipped
SIGN    Better than pretending to be a good boy
SIGN    Whatcha doin' today?
[04:09] Snapper
    Even though he caused problems
    and already sank to the bottom once,
[04:09] Pakgo
    Hey, all of you haters!
    Don't like what you see? Get lost!
[04:12] Snapper
    it wasn't long before he was
    accepted back into society again.
[04:13] Pakgo
    Fans are all I need.
[04:16] Pakgo
    Aw, yeah! 900k subs! 
    Thanks, everyone!
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
[04:20] Snapper
    Why's everyone giving
     this dirtbag money?
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Clap clap clap
SIGN    Cool
SIGN    Congrats
SIGN    Clap clap clap
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    Scared of me?
SIGN    Subscribe, then
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    900k Subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[04:23] Snapper
    What I really don't get is how this new style
    has made Pakgo super popular.
SIGN    Home
SIGN    Videos
SIGN    Playlists
SIGN    Community
SIGN    Pakgo interviews
    on the street
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:29] Snapper
    Meanwhile, Viral Hit's 
    subscriber count keeps falling.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    90k Subscribers
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:33] Snapper
    But it's no mystery why.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    90k Subscribers
SIGN    90k Subscribers
[04:35] Snapper
    The main guy's gone and 
    no videos are being uploaded.
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
SIGN    No uploads at all?
SIGN    Did he quit NewTubu?
SIGN    So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
[04:38] Snapper
    There are still some
    waiting for him to return,
SIGN    Leave a comment
SIGN    Lalala
SIGN    Let's hang on a little longer
SIGN    Old fella
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Kids these days need to learn patience!
SIGN    Old fella
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Back in my day, we were built different
SIGN    The old guy's still here
[04:41] Snapper
    but who knows how long
    they'll stick around?
[04:44] Snapper
    And it's all because of this lowlife.
[04:47] Pakgo
    What's a good way 
    to get to a million subs?
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Might as well just lie down lol
SIGN    Damn, he really doesn't care lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Might as well just lie down lol
[04:52] Pakgo
    Hey, Snapper.
[04:53] Snapper
    Now what?
[04:53] Snapper
    Yeah?
[04:55] Pakgo
    You know where Hobin lives, right?
    Get him to come to school tomorrow.
[05:00] Snapper
    You want me to sell out my friend?
[05:03] Pakgo
    If you can get Hobin to come in
    and get my channel to a million subs,
[05:08] Pakgo
    I'll make you my cameraman again.
[05:11] Snapper
    How despicable are you?! But...
[05:14] Snapper
    Sure, I'll bring him.
[05:16] Snapper
    This is an opportunity.
[05:18] Snapper
    I never thought of him as a friend.
[05:21] Snapper
    I have to survive, no matter what.
[05:29] Snapper
    Ma'am!
[05:31] Snapper
    You're Hobin's mom, right?
    Where is he right now?
[05:36] Jihyeon
    Who are you? Hobin's friend?
[05:39] Snapper
    There's no time for that!
    Tell me where your house is!
[05:42] Snapper
    I need to make him come to school!
[05:45] Snapper
    It's super urgent!
[05:47] Jihyeon
    He isn't going to school?
[05:50] Snapper
    I need him to be my scapegoat.
[05:54] Snapper
    But I can't tell her that.
[05:57] Snapper
    I just need to know your address.
[05:59] Snapper
    I've been there before, but all the buildings
     look the same, so I don't remember where it is.
[06:05] Snapper
    I'll do whatever it takes to survive.
SIGN    3-10-11, Kitadai-cho, 
    Higashi Tamagawa-shi
[06:09] Jihyeon
    Here.
[06:10] Snapper
    Sweet! I'm saved!
[06:14] Pakgo
    Weren't you supposed
    to convince him to come?
[06:17] Pakgo
    Thanks to you, 
    I'm a laughingstock again.
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    Mission failed
[06:21] Pakgo
    How am I supposed to do 
    my 50k yen project now?
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Just go get him already
SIGN    Mission failed
SIGN    That's 50k yen down the drain lol
SIGN    Just go get him already
[06:24] Snapper
    I went to his house, but he wouldn't come out,
     no matter how much I called out to him.
[06:29] Pakgo
    Excuses, excuses.
    I made a promise to my viewers.
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Come on, Pakgo!
SIGN    Lying again
SIGN    Pakgo's so over the line
SIGN    Come on, Pakgo!
[06:36] Pakgo
    Fine.
[06:38] Pakgo
    Send Hobin a video message.
[06:40] Pakgo
    If he comes here, I'll let you go.
[06:46] Snapper
    Hobin...
[06:48] Snapper
    Don't come to school.
[06:50] Snapper
    Pakgo's on a mission.
    He gets 50,000 yen if he beats you up.
[06:56] Snapper
    If you come to school,
    he might literally kill you.
[07:00] Snapper
    I'm serious. Just stay home.
[07:04] Snapper
    I can't do it.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[07:12] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    Are you Hobin's classmate?
[07:16] (Flashback) Snapper
    Uh, yeah, that's right.
[07:17] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    I knew it! He told me about you.
[07:22] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    About how he's glad to
    finally have a friend in class.
[07:25] (Flashback) Snapper
    Huh?
[07:26] (Flashback) Jihyeon
    He said school was much more
    fun now, thanks to his new friend.
[07:34] Snapper
    I'm a backstabber who's all talk,
    yet you still call me a friend?
[07:39] Snapper
    How can I betray you?!
[07:44] Pakgo
    Hey, Hobin. You watching?
[07:46] Pakgo
    You just gonna leave
    your friend to the wolves?
[07:50] Pakgo
    Come and save him already.
[07:52] Pakgo
    I get 50,000 yen if
    I can get your pants off.
[07:57] Snapper
    Hobin... Don't you dare come.
[08:00] Snapper
    Stay at home where it's safe!
[08:02] Snapper
    Don't you dare come here!
[08:04] Pakgo
    Hey, c'mon.
[08:06] Snapper
    If you're watching this,
    don't come to school at all—
[08:12] Pakgo
    Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
[08:16] Pakgo
    Is this a surprise from Snapper?
    You should've told me.
[08:21] Snapper
    Hobin?
[08:27] Snapper
    Uh, what...
[08:33] Snapper
    It's streaming live?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    Are they back?
[08:36] Hobin
    What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    It can't be!
[08:42] Hobin
    Viral Hit's returning 
    video is called...
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
SIGN    We've been waiting!
SIGN    Welcome back!
SIGN    Whatcha been up to all month?
SIGN    Revenge match!
[08:47] Pakgo
    Huh? What's this guy saying?
[08:53] Hobin
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:09] Snapper
    Hobin, you idiot! You fool!
[09:11] Snapper
    I told you not to come here!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Comeback stream!
SIGN    Hobin's back!
SIGN    Comeback stream!
[09:14] Hobin
    Hey, Snapper. Make sure you
     film every move I make.
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    What's that written on his hand?
SIGN    Whoa, he talks
SIGN    What's that written on his hand?
[09:21] Snapper
    He's suddenly trying to act cool.
SIGN    And then, when I say this line...
[09:23] Snapper
    He even has notes.
    Did he practice those lines at home?
[09:26] Sign
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SIGN    "Make sure you
     film evry move
     I make!" 
    Catchphrase: 
    "Don't miss this, viwrs!" 
    And then, when 
    I say this line...
[09:28] Snapper
    And so many of the words are misspelled.
[09:31] Pakgo
    This guy's so stupid,
    it's starting to get cute.
[09:36] Hobin
    Pakgo's gonna hit me.
[09:39] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt.
[09:43] Pakgo
    You crazy loser!
[09:43] Snapper
    What are you doing, Hobin?
[09:46] Snapper
    He totally beat that technique before.
[09:49] Pakgo
    How sad. Using the same moves again.
[09:54] Pakgo
    You know that won't work on me!
SIGN    One Month Ago
[09:59] Samdak
    "How to get hit without getting hurt" 
    can easily be countered with an uppercut.
[10:06] Samdak
    Only a real idiot would use the same move over
    and over just because it worked the first time.
[10:12] Hobin
    Yup, I'm that idiot.
[10:15] Hobin
    Just because the thing
    I'd learned worked once,
[10:18] Hobin
    I got overconfident and
    believed I was a good fighter.
[10:22] Hobin
    As a result, I shamed myself
    in front of Bomi.
[10:27] Hobin
    How am I supposed to face her now?
[10:29] Hobin
    Should I just never see her again?
[10:34] Hobin
    What about my NewTubu?
[10:35] Hobin
    After getting clobbered so badly,
    how can I face my viewers?
[10:40] Hobin
    But then, what about
    my mother's hospital bills?
[10:45] Hobin
    Why am I so weak?
[10:48] Hobin
    Why must I always be so miserable?
[10:52] Hobin
    If this were an anime, some miracle
    would suddenly make me stronger...
[10:57] Hobin
    but this is reality.
[11:01] Hobin
    No! I have one, too!
[11:04] Hobin
    My own miracle!
[11:06] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 2:
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 2
SIGN    "How to Fight 
    and Beat 
    a Regular 
    Person"
[11:11] Samdak
    Learning how to get hit
    without getting hurt is just the start.
[11:15] Samdak
    This is where it really begins.
    Your dedication will be put to the test.
[11:20] Samdak
    To learn the technique
    I will teach you now,
[11:22] Samdak
    you will need to dedicate
    a whole month to it.
[11:25] Hobin
    That long?
[11:26] Samdak
    There are three essentials to fighting.
SIGN    Three 
    Essentials 
    to Fighting
[11:29] Samdak
    Number one, build!
SIGN    Number 1:
SIGN    Build!
[11:32] Samdak
    Your body weight is an
    important factor when fighting.
[11:37] Samdak
    Take in high-quality proteins
    to increase your muscle mass.
[11:42] Samdak
    A pro athlete might have techniques
    that make up for differences in body size.
[11:46] Samdak
    But you have no techniques,
    so what should you do?
[11:50] Samdak
    You must build up a body
    that can withstand attacks.
[11:56] Hobin
    That is not made for human consumption!
[11:58] Hobin
    No, I can't! I'd rather die than drink that!
[12:03] Samdak
    Oh, by the way, protein shakes are available
    for purchase nowadays. Please drink those.
[12:10] Samdak
    The second essential for fighting is...
SIGN    Number 2:
[12:14] Samdak
    willpower!
SIGN    Willpower!
[12:15] Hobin
    Damn it!
[12:16] Samdak
    Without willpower, you won't
    be able to build your body.
[12:20] Samdak
    But don't overeat just to gain weight.
[12:24] Samdak
    It might turn into fat, or just exit
    your body without being absorbed.
[12:28] Samdak
    You must allow your body
    to absorb it efficiently.
[12:32] Hobin
    I can't waste money on protein shakes!
[12:34] Hobin
    Ah, here I am, worrying about money again!
[12:38] Samdak
    Last of all: stamina!
SIGN    Number 3:
SIGN    Stamina!
[12:40] Samdak
    Go to the pool immediately.
[12:42] Samdak
    Swimming's the exercise
    that's most effective for building stamina.
[12:47] Samdak
    Stamina is the endurance needed
    to hold out in a long fight.
[12:50] Samdak
    Swimming is a sport that
    requires extreme stamina.
[12:54] Samdak
    We'll also get you to do a specific action
    to more efficiently push your metabolism.
[12:59] Samdak
    And that's to swim with
    your hands balled up into fists.
[13:02] Samdak
    This is a special technique devised by me!
[13:06] (Flashback) Hobin
    Swimming pools are
    full of cheerful extroverts!
[13:09] (Flashback) Hobin
    I can't go there!
    The public bath will do for me!
[13:12] Customer
    Hey, kid! Don't swim in the bath!
[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin
    This is so tough.
[13:18] Samdak
    Finally, remember this one thing.
[13:22] Samdak
    There won't be any dramatic changes in
    your build or stamina in just one month.
[13:28] (Flashback) Hobin
    What?!
[13:30] Samdak
    Like in video games, where even skilled
    players can't win with the starting equipment,
[13:36] Samdak
    in a real fight, you need
    a weapon called "technique"!
[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is he finally gonna teach me a super move?
[13:42] Samdak
    Out of the many martial arts out there,
[13:44] Samdak
    which do you think is
    the most suited to brawling?
[13:48] Samdak
    Boxing? Judo? Wrestling?
[13:52] Samdak
    A reporter once asked
    a champion martial artist:
[13:55] Samdak
    "If you were a weak kid being bullied,
    which martial art would you want to know?"
[14:00] (Flashback) Reporter
    Boxing with its jabs and crosses, perhaps?
[14:06] (Flashback) Champion
    That's the thinking of amateurs
    who know nothing about martial arts.
[14:10] Champion
    One skill. Not boxing.
[14:13] Samdak
    So what move did
    the martial arts champion pick?
[14:17] Samdak
    I will reveal that secret now.
[14:20] Samdak
    Spread your legs to shoulder width.
[14:23] (Flashback) Hobin
    Hm? This is like a boxing stance.
[14:26] Samdak
    Place one foot on the ground, then twist.
[14:29] Samdak
    Put all of your weight on that foot.
[14:32] (Flashback) Hobin
    This still feels like a right cross.
[14:34] (Flashback) Hobin
    Though he did say it wasn't boxing.
[14:37] Samdak
    Release the tension from your other foot,
[14:40] Samdak
    and rotate your body as
    if turning to look behind you.
[14:49] Samdak
    This is an MMA-style...
[14:52] Samdak
    low kick!
[15:00] Hobin
    It landed.
[15:01] Samdak
    The move he chose wasn't a punch
    or a chokehold, but a low kick.
[15:06] Samdak
    You must practice this low kick
    10,000 times over the next month.
[15:13] Samdak
    As long as you take it seriously,
    you will see results.
[15:16] Samdak
    Hard work never betrays you.
[15:20] Hobin
    It wasn't a waste.
[15:24] Pakgo
    You're so funny. You call that a low kick?
[15:29] Pakgo
    You're supposed to aim 
    for the thigh on low kicks.
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
[15:32] Pakgo
    You're really dumb, ain't ya?
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    You can't learn martial arts on your own
SIGN    Cringe central
SIGN    Probably studied online
SIGN    A low kick lolol
SIGN    You can't learn martial arts on your own
[15:33] Gaeul
    Right on target.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Right on target
[15:36] Snapper
    It's that old man again.
[15:38] Gaeul
    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
[15:40] Gaeul
    Hey now. Who are you
     calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Amateurs, am I right?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Here comes the pro lol
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Go away, know-it-all
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Clearly
SIGN    Hey now
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
SIGN    You, old man
SIGN    Clearly
[15:44] Munseong
    He did it on purpose.
[15:47] Munseong
    An MMA-style low kick.
[15:50] Munseong
    An upgraded low kick that highlights
    the strengths of the low kick to the max:
[15:56] Munseong
    the calf kick.
[15:59] Gaeul
    It's effective even 
    when used by an amateur.
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    It's an infamous kick!
[16:02] Gaeul
    It's an infamous kick!
SIGN    It's effective even when used by an amateur
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    It's an infamous kick!
[16:05] Gaeul
    Unlike more traditional low kicks,
    where damage builds up over time,
[16:09] Gaeul
    the calf kick deals
    instant damage in one hit.
[16:14] Munseong
    A solid hit can make even pro fighters
    drag their feet from the first round.
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
[16:19] Munseong
    It's not a move a beginner
     can use all that easily.
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    It's quite basic, really
SIGN    Wow, I didn't know
SIGN    Sounds like even I can do it
SIGN    It's quite basic, really
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[16:22] Munseong
    I knew he was going for that.
[16:26] (Flashback) Munseong
    Not doing the next move
     was on purpose, right?
[16:29] Munseong
    The complementary skill to
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt."
[16:32] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[16:35] Pakgo
    Die!
[16:37] Samdak
    In a real fight, if the opponent
    has a bigger build than you,
[16:40] Samdak
    running away is an important skill, too.
[16:42] Samdak
    I'm teaching you how to fight,
    not win at a sport.
[16:46] Samdak
    In a fight, there is 
    no ring or referee!
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    He's running away lol
[16:49] Hobin
    I have to keep my distance.
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    What's he doing?
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    Boring
SIGN    What's he doing?
[16:52] Hobin
    The moment he grabs me,
    he'll get me, just like last time.
[16:55] Hobin
    But when I have space...
[16:56] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[16:57] Pakgo
    Ow!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN    while kicking him? lolol
SIGN    Awesome!!!
SIGN    I'll follow him forever!
SIGN    Seriously awesome lol
SIGN    Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
SIGN    while kicking him? lolol
[17:00] Snapper
    Awesome!
[17:01] Rumi
    What's going on?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
[17:02] Gaeul
    Ooh, this is 
    getting interesting!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    He might actually win this time
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ooh, this is getting interesting!
SIGN    An unexpected turn of events! lol
SIGN    He might actually win this time
[17:05] Pakgo
    Hey, you! Enough already!
[17:08] Munseong
    But something's off. 
    Why isn't he doing the next move?
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    It's possible lolol
SIGN    He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
SIGN    Maybe it's his only move lol
SIGN    It's possible lolol
[17:13] Munseong
    Wait, could Hobin be...
[17:17] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[17:18] Pakgo
    I get it now.
[17:20] Pakgo
    That kick's all you've got.
[17:22] Pakgo
    That's natural. After all, learning one move
    properly is all you can do in just a month.
[17:27] Classmate E
    He's right. This whole time, 
    all he's been doing is kicking.
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    He fought well
SIGN    Called it lolol
SIGN    It's Pakgo's turn now
SIGN    He fought well
[17:31] Classmate F
    He really tried to fight
    Pakgo with just a kick?
[17:33] Pakgo
    Well, it won't work anymore, you weakling!
[17:36] Samdak
    For a month now, you've been
    practicing the right calf kick.
[17:41] Samdak
    Please note that
    this move is easy to anticipate.
[17:44] Samdak
    Learning two moves in
    one month is very difficult.
[17:45] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[17:50] Hobin
    But I'm not the same man anymore.
[17:55] Samdak
    But I taught you another back then.
[17:58] Pakgo
    Another kick, right?
[17:59] Samdak
    Once your opponent's fixated
    on the calf kick, that's your opening.
[18:03] Hobin
    I'm not a loser!
[18:12] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[18:20] Hobin
    Pakgo, you're a hopeless dirtbag.
[18:44] Pakgo's Lackey A
    Hey, Pakgo, are you all right?
[18:46] Pakgo's Lackey B
    You'll pay for this!
[18:48] Snapper
    Quit yapping, idiots!
[18:51] Snapper
    Lay one finger on my friend
     and I'll make you pay!
[18:56] Snapper
    I swear! Just one finger!
[18:58] Snapper
    I'll curse you all so that
    you get huge warts on your ass!
[19:03] Snapper
    I'll protect Hobin.
[19:05] Snapper
    When he gets hit, I get hit, too.
[19:08] Snapper
    I never knew Hobin saw me like that.
[19:14] Snapper
    Oh? Hey, look. They're scared.
[19:19] Snapper
    My time has finally come.
[19:21] Snapper
    Well, if you get it, that's fine.
    Watch yourselves from now on.
[19:28] Munseong
    Hobin, that was awesome.
[19:33] Munseong
    So...
[19:35] Munseong
    You can stop crying.
[19:41] Hobin
    Viral Hit...
[19:44] Hobin
    Don't forget to subscribe
    and turn on notifications!
[19:49] Hobin
    Please!
[19:53] Hobin
    Ever since that day,
    Pakgo's been skipping school.
SIGN    Grade A thug vs. Bullied Kid
SIGN    Viral Hit: 770k views
[19:58] Hobin
    Is he scared of me?
[20:00] Hobin
    Nah, not likely.
[20:02] Hobin
    In fact, I don't even think
    I really beat Pakgo.
[20:06] Hobin
    After working myself almost to death,
    all I managed was a lucky punch to the face.
[20:12] Hobin
    What he's afraid of isn't me.
    It's that his fame has hit rock bottom.
[20:12] Students
    It's so peaceful without Pakgo around.
[20:14] Students
    He can't show his face after being
    pummeled by the kid he was bullying.
[20:18] Students
    I watch that scene of him
    getting punched every day.
[20:18] Hobin
    He deserves it,
    but watching Pakgo suffer like that...
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
[20:22] Hobin
    It feels so good! It's karma! 
    I hope his NewTubu suffers, too!
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    He did cross the line a little
SIGN    Deserved lol
SIGN    Feels good, man
SIGN    So that's how that ends
SIGN    He did cross the line a little
[20:27] Hobin
    Pakgo's channel growth is 
    flowing into my channel instead!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    Behold the miracle punch lol
SIGN    I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
SIGN    You and Snapper are such a good duo
SIGN    When you piss off a loser, this happens
SIGN    Behold the miracle punch lol
[20:34] Hobin
    Thank you, everyone!
[20:37] Hobin
    I've passed 150k subs! 
    I'll keep working harder!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    No one looks better groveling lol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    Good job!
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN    Congrats!
SIGN    A new style of groveling?
SIGN    He's trembling lolol
SIGN    He'll reach 200k in no time
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
[20:50] Hobin
    Ta-da!
[20:52] Hobin
    I bought you a new outfit.
[20:55] Jihyeon
    Oh? Where did you get the money to buy that?
[20:58] Hobin
    It got it cheap online.
[21:00] Jihyeon
    Oh, by the way, your friend
    from school visited the other day.
[21:04] Hobin
    My friend? Who?
[21:07] Jihyeon
    You know. The one you told me about.
[21:09] Jihyeon
    Your new friend who gives you energy
     whenever you're around him.
[21:14] Hobin
    Oh, you mean Munseong?
[21:17] Snapper
    What?
[21:18] Hobin
    All right, I'm off to work now.
[21:20] Jihyeon
    Okay. Take care.
[21:23] Jihyeon
    Was that his name?
[21:27] Hobin
    But, Mom...
[21:28] Snapper
    Your "friend" wasn't me?
[21:31] Hobin
    ...I have another friend now.
[21:35] Snapper
    It was Munseong all along?!
[21:38] Snapper
    Damn you! Take this!
[21:41] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[21:44] Snapper
    Do you even know how much work
     I put in to save you from Pakgo?!
[21:49] Hobin
    His name is Snapper. 
    He's a douchebag, but he's kind.
[21:53] Snapper
    You idiot!
[22:27] Snapper
    We're looking for
    an editor to edit our videos.
[22:32] Hobin
    This doesn't work at all as an editor.
[22:33] Gaeul
    Oh, finally, we meet!
[22:37] Bomi
    He has time to do his NewTubu.
[22:39] Snapper
    Taehun's your next opponent.
[22:40] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do
    against that monster?!
[22:44] Gaeul
    Are you okay?!
[22:45] Snapper
    Idiot. What are you doing here, too?
[22:48] Taehun
    I thought you were here to fight me.
[22:50] Taehun
    I heard you were talking about
    beating the crap out of me.

E6 - The Devil
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Snapper
    I've never thought of him as a friend.
[00:07] Jihyeon
    He said school was much more fun now.
[00:10] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 2.
[00:13] Hobin
    No, I have one, too!
[00:14] Hobin
    My own miracle!
[00:15] Pakgo
    That kick's all you've got.
[00:18] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[00:23] Jihyeon
    Your new friend who gives you energy
     whenever you're around him.
[00:28] Snapper
    Your "friend" wasn't me?
[00:31] Snapper
    It was Munseong all along?!
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for 
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[00:40] Snapper
    I think we should hire an editor
    to help the channel grow even more.
[00:45] Hobin
    Huh? You've done all the editing up to now.
[00:49] Snapper
    I'm an amateur who learned from
    watching others. We need a real pro.
[00:54] Snapper
    However good our core content, it may become
     routine, or people might get tired of it.
[01:00] Snapper
    So we need a skilled editor
    who can keep it exciting.
[01:05] Hobin
    Sounds like a good idea,
     but how do we find one?
[01:09] Hobin
    Post a listing on a job site or something?
[01:12] Snapper
    Man, you really are an amateur.
[01:15] Snapper
    Who'd do something 
    that old-school nowadays?
[01:18] Snapper
    The current trend is...
SIGN     Looking for a video editor!
[01:20] Snapper
    ...doing this!
[01:21] Hobin
    You were filming?!
[01:23] Hobin
    Hello, everyone.
[01:25] Snapper
    We have news for you all today.
[01:28] Snapper
    We're looking for an
     editor to edit our videos!
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
SIGN    Awesome lolol
SIGN    Looking for an editor now?
SIGN    This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
[01:35] Snapper
    I'd like to get some volunteers
     during this livestream.
[01:39] Hobin
    Please write your background
    in the comments section.
[01:42] Hobin
    I mean, I'm seriously not
     expecting much, but...
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    We're a bunch of talented folk
SIGN    Wait, did he just belittle us?
SIGN    Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
SIGN    We're a bunch of talented folk
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
SIGN    41yo / Male / Divorced wife yesterday. Estranged for 18 years
[01:50] Hobin
    These people are, uh,
    quite special in a lot of ways.
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
SIGN    16yo / Male / Flunked all my exams last semester except for classical literature
SIGN    22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
SIGN    28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
[01:54] Hobin
    Hey, none of these guys
    would make good editors.
[01:58] Snapper
    Well, obviously. 
    I wasn't expecting this, either.
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
SIGN    We can hear you lolol
SIGN    It's not like you two are much better
SIGN    Truly a band of heroes lol
SIGN    What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
[02:05] Hobin
    Uh, does anyone have 
    any experience editing?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    Yup, yup
SIGN    If we did, what'd we be doing here?
SIGN    Well said
SIGN    Yup, yup
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ahem...
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    I'm a dab hand at video editing
[02:10] Gaeul
    Ahem... I'm a dab hand at video editing.
[02:15] Hobin
    Isn't that the guy who does 
    play-by-plays of our streams?
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    Knew he'd show up
SIGN    It's the martial arts guru
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    You can edit for real? lol
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    How rude! Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves!
[02:19] Gaeul
    How rude! Don't compare me
    to riffraff like yourselves!
[02:23] Snapper
    Not that I doubt you or anything, 
    but can you really edit videos?
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    Srsly tho, can you?
SIGN    ...he says doubtingly lol
SIGN    lol, your face rn
SIGN    Srsly tho, can you?
[02:29] Snapper
    What do we do, Hobin?
[02:30] Hobin
    I mean, since he volunteered,
    I guess we can at least meet him.
[02:34] Snapper
    But he's a middle-aged man.
[02:36] Hobin
    Who cares how old he is?
    As long as he can edit, it's all good.
SIGN    I'm worried
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
SIGN    There's no one else?
SIGN    What if we get, like, super retro vids? lol
[02:40] Gaeul
    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
[02:43] Snapper
    Damn. Fine, then.
[02:46] Snapper
    Please send us your contact info.
[02:48] Snapper
    If that's what Hobin wants,
    let's do an interview and decide then.
[02:56] Snapper
    Did he contact you after that?
[02:58] Hobin
    Yeah.
[02:59] Hobin
    He did, but...
[03:01] Hobin
    There's a slight problem.
[03:03] Snapper
    Problem?
SIGN    The greatest present in life you can give
SIGN    is the bond between two people
SIGN    For eternal happiness
[03:04] Hobin
    He's, uh... How do I put this?
     A little old-fashioned.
[03:09] Snapper
    Block him.
[03:10] Hobin
    Hey! We promised him. We can't do that!
[03:14] Snapper
    So where are we doing this interview?
[03:16] Hobin
    The old guy said he'd turn up
     here, uh, at some point...
[03:19] Snapper
    Jeez. How'd you fail to even confirm
    the most basic part of this arrangement?
[03:24] Hobin
    I'm a bit worried, too.
[03:28] Hobin
    I wonder if he's gonna scold us and say,
     "Sheesh. Darned kids these days!"
[03:32] Gaeul
    Sheesh.
[03:33] Gaeul
    Bellyaching like anything
    before you've even met me...
[03:38] Gaeul
    Hard to believe what
    kids are like these days.
[03:42] Gaeul
    Don't look so astonished.
[03:46] Gaeul
    Let's get crack-a-lacking
    with this interview, shall we?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[05:20] Female Student 1
    That's Gaeul Lee, the first-year
     who's famed for her cuteness!
[05:25] Male Student 2
    I hear she's not popular
    in her class, though.
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SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    The 
    Devil
[05:28] Male Student 2
    Apparently, despite looking so cute,
     she talks like an old man.
[05:31] Gaeul
    A pleasure to finally
    make your acquaintances.
[05:32] Male Student 2
    They say she grew up abroad
    and learned the language online.
[05:35] Snapper
    This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
[05:38] Gaeul
    C-Come on, chop chop.
    Let's get this show on the road.
[05:45] Snapper
    She's actually a little girl!
     I totally fell for it!
[05:49] Gaeul
    Come now.
[05:51] Gaeul
    It's not polite to point like that.
[05:57] Snapper
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[06:02] Snapper
    The new hire made a huge error.
[06:06] Snapper
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[06:08] Gaeul
    That happens in life sometimes!
[06:12] Gaeul
    Oh? You got me a bouquet
     of flowers as a present?
[06:15] Snapper
    I passed a florist and
    your face flashed up in my thoughts.
[06:19] Gaeul
    They're so magnificent.
[06:22] Gaeul
    Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
    have any flowers in it?
[06:25] Snapper
    Oh, that's because...
[06:27] Snapper
    Hush, Hobin. Settle down.
    I'll give you some jerky later.
[06:32] Hobin
    Snap out of it already!
[06:35] Gaeul
    Are you still listening?
[06:36] Snapper
    Down, boy. Down, Hobin.
[06:39] Snapper
    Hm? Uh, what were we talking about?
[06:43] Snapper
    Oh, right! You edited a video of ours, right?
[06:47] Snapper
    I went off daydreaming
    just because we touched hands.
[06:51] Gaeul
    I most certainly did. What do you think?
[06:54] Snapper
    She's seriously cute!
[06:57] Hobin
    Wow! You made this?
SIGN    Viral Hit
[06:59] Gaeul
    Well, it's disheartening for a channel with
    150,000 subscribers not to even have an intro.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[07:05] Hobin
    Hm, you're right.
[07:06] Snapper
    Look how small her hands are.
[07:08] Snapper
    I want a thumb war with her!
[07:10] Snapper
    Right, it's settled! She's accepted, right?
[07:14] Hobin
    Don't decide that on your own.
[07:16] Hobin
    What I need is subtitles with presence
     and a real eye for detail—
[07:19] Snapper
    Right, right, got it.
[07:22] Hobin
    You highlighted the viewer
    comments you found funny.
[07:25] Gaeul
    One of the best parts about Viral Hit
    is the funny viewer comments.
[07:30] Hobin
    It's true what they say
    about how important editing is.
[07:33] Hobin
    This is super funny now.
[07:35] Hobin
    But it's still lacking real punch.
    I can't decide if I should hire her.
[07:41] Hobin
    Did you have any issues while editing?
[07:44] Gaeul
    I had some difficulty editing this part.
SIGN    I can't show you!
[07:49] Gaeul
    Who knew you had such thick hair down there?
SIGN    I can't show you!
[07:52] Gaeul
    There's stuff on your underwear
    that might need editing out still.
[07:56] Hobin
    Stop!
[07:57] Gaeul
    Plus, your butt cheeks—
[07:59] Hobin
    You're hired! You're hired! You're in!
[08:02] Snapper
    Good. That's settled, then.
[08:06] Hobin
    I do have one last question.
[08:10] Hobin
    With skills like these, you could probably
    get accepted elsewhere. Why'd you pick us?
[08:16] Gaeul
    That's...
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
[08:39] Gaeul
    I look forward to working with you!
[08:43] Hobin
    Huh? Um, right.
[08:46] Hobin
    My thoughts exactly.
[08:48] Snapper
    Let's have fun!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
SIGN    We found an editor!
[08:57] Bomi
    He has time to work on his NewTubu.
[09:00] Bomi
    Is he just not going to
    contact me anymore?
[09:04] Bomi
    If he'd at least answer his phone...
[09:08] Onlooker A
    Should we call the police?
[09:10] Onlooker B
    Hey, let me see.
[09:11] Onlooker C
    Did you see that?
[09:13] Onlooker D
    Yeah, it was instant.
[09:13] Onlooker E
    He's a high school student, right?
[09:13] Bomi
    A fight?
[09:30] Man
    Hey, brat!
[09:33] Man
    Did you do this? Did you beat them up?
[09:38] Taehun
    Aw, I lost.
[09:41] Taehun
    Hey.
[09:44] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[10:02] Snapper
    Gangbuk High School's Taehun Seong.
[10:04] Snapper
    A fighter in the new "Max" MMA league.
[10:08] Snapper
    Or rather, former fighter. 
    He got fired for causing too many problems.
[10:12] Snapper
    Bad rumors follow him around.
[10:15] Snapper
    They say everyone at Gangbuk High
    has been hit by Taehun at least once.
[10:19] Hobin
    I see. Wow.
[10:22] Hobin
    But why show me this?
[10:24] Snapper
    He's been practicing a martial art from a
    very young age. Can you guess which one?
[10:29] Hobin
    Hm... He's super fast, so maybe boxing?
[10:35] Snapper
    It's actually taekwondo!
[10:39] Snapper
    What a bunch of idiots those
    Gangbuk High guys must be!
[10:42] Snapper
    Who gets beaten up by
    a guy using taekwondo?
[10:44] Hobin
    Again, what does this have to do with me?
[10:47] Hobin
    Is taekwondo really that weak?
[10:49] Snapper
    Against taekwondo, all you have
    to do is watch out for kicks.
[10:53] Snapper
    The moment they go for a kick,
    grab 'em and sweep their legs.
[10:58] Snapper
    Even I could easily climb
    to the top of Gangbuk High.
[11:02] Gaeul
    Hey! Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
[11:06] Gaeul
    "Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
[11:10] Gaeul
    That's the opinion of a total amateur!
[11:13] Gaeul
    The style unsuited to street fights
     is "sport taekwondo."
[11:15] Gaeul
    "Combat taekwondo" is completely different.
[11:18] Gaeul
    In sport taekwondo, you win by scoring
    points within a limited amount of time.
[11:24] Gaeul
    Combat taekwondo is a striking martial art
     that aims to knock your opponent out.
[11:32] Gaeul
    Someone conducted an experiment.
[11:34] Gaeul
    Several expert martial artists were invited to
     measure the power and speed of their kicks.
[11:40] Gaeul
    Muay Thai.
[11:41] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 209 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[11:44] Gaeul
    Power: 635 kg.
SIGN    Power
[11:47] Gaeul
    Capoeira.
[11:49] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 160 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[11:52] Gaeul
    Power: 816 kg.
SIGN    Power
[11:55] Gaeul
    And what about taekwondo?
[11:58] Gaeul
    Maximum speed: 219 km/h.
SIGN    Maximum Speed
[12:02] Gaeul
    Power: 1,043 kg!
SIGN    Power
[12:05] Snapper
    Seriously?! That's on a whole other level!
[12:08] Hobin
    I get it. Taekwondo's great.
[12:11] Hobin
    So what does this guy have to do with me?
[12:13] Snapper
    Oh, it's not a big deal, but remember
    how our channel's about fighting bullies?
[12:19] Hobin
    Well, yeah...
[12:21] Snapper
    Taehun's your next opponent.
[12:23] Hobin
    Ah, I see!
[12:25] Hobin
    Wait, don't be stupid!
[12:29] Snapper
    A viewer gave us all the info.
[12:33] Snapper
    Wow, taekwondo really is strong, isn't it?
[12:36] Gaeul
    Taekwondo's world-famous now.
[12:39] Gaeul
    Many MMA fighters around the world
     use taekwondo techniques.
[12:44] (Flashback) Reporter
    What's your opinion on taekwondo?
[12:46] (Flashback) Champion
    Because of its flashy techniques,
    it leaves a lot of openings.
[12:50] (Flashback) Champion
    But there's one move
    that's an exception to that.
[12:52] (Flashback) Reporter
    So a sort of "special super move"?
[12:56] Champion
    Yes, taekwondo is good.
[12:59] Gaeul
    Taekwondo has a super move
    that even pro fighters fear.
[13:03] Gaeul
    It's fast, powerful, and accurate.
[13:03] Man 1
    I'll grab him and throw him!
[13:06] Gaeul
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
[13:08] Gaeul
    The only move where you can
    turn your back to the enemy...
[13:13] Gaeul
    The back kick!
[13:17] Taehun
    So I just have to avoid getting grabbed?
[13:22] Hobin
    It's great people are giving us info, but...
[13:26] Hobin
    this isn't some regular thug.
[13:30] Hobin
    He's a pro fighter!
[13:32] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do
    against a monster like that?!
[13:37] Hobin
    Can't we just do an eating
    challenge or something?!
[13:40] Snapper
    C'mon, are you gonna betray your viewers?
[13:42] Gaeul
    That back kick can be fatal when it's clean!
[13:43] Hobin
    At that point, I didn't know...
[13:47] Hobin
    that a surefire strategy to win
    was so close at hand.
[13:56] Snapper
    Today, let's talk about
    the devil of Gangbuk High.
[14:00] Snapper
    He's a total psychopath,
    feared by the entire school.
[14:03] Taehun
    Man, I wanna be rich.
[14:07] Snapper
    That's Taehun Seong.
[14:09] Snapper
    He used to be a famous taekwondo practitioner,
    but for some reason, he quit.
[14:15] Snapper
    Hey, you guys want me to be rich, too, right?
[14:19] Gakuto
    Oh, sure we do.
[14:21] Taehun
    I see. In that case...
[14:24] Taehun
    Let's swap shoes.
[14:28] Snapper
    He always got what he wanted.
[14:30] Snapper
    Even if it was a rare pair of 
    sneakers only available overseas.
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
SIGN    Did someone rat on him 'cause
SIGN    he took their shoes?
SIGN    Wouldn't he know who squealed?
SIGN    "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
[14:36] Snapper
    That's just like any other
    common thug, you say?
[14:37] Gakuto
    But this is...
[14:38] Snapper
    You only say that because
    you don't know a thing.
[14:43] Snapper
    The real reason people call him
    the devil is because...
[14:46] Snapper
    he takes your friends hostage.
[14:49] Taehun
    Gakuto won't swap shoes with me.
[14:53] Gakuto
    Let's swap.
[14:54] Snapper
    Taehun doesn't really
    want the things he takes.
[14:56] Gakuto
    I actually really wanted your shoes.
[14:59] Snapper
    His real goal is to make people
    watch their friends get beat up,
[15:03] Snapper
    filling their hearts with
    powerlessness and shame.
[15:08] Hobin
    I can't read any further.
[15:10] Hobin
    How do I fight this guy?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You asked us for info
[15:14] Hobin
    He's worse than Pakgo. 
    He's a total sadist.
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Where'd your chutzpah go?
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You asked us for info
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Where'd your chutzpah go?
[15:18] Hobin
    Of course I'm scared!
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    You scared?
SIGN    Scared?
SIGN    You scared?
[15:20] Hobin
    He can kick higher than my head!
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    Hobin's name is going on his will
SIGN    You just gonna let the informant's courage
SIGN    go to waste?
SIGN    And that's how a precious life was lost...
SIGN    Hobin's name is going on his will
[15:24] Snapper
    Ya can't break a promise
     to your viewers.
[15:27] Hobin
    I said I'd fight thugs.
[15:29] Hobin
    I never said I'd go toe to toe 
    with a pro martial artist!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Show us your miracle punch again
SIGN    Yo, Hobin!
SIGN    You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
SIGN    Show us your miracle punch again
[15:33] Gaeul
    Boy, just the presence of that
    no-good varmint is enough to enrage me!
[15:37] Gaeul
    I'll personally beat him to a pulp!
[15:39] Hobin
    Take it easy, Gaeul.
[15:42] Hobin
    I can't find even the
    smallest reason to fight.
[15:45] Hobin
    After all, the premise of fighting
    a total stranger based on a tip
[15:48] Hobin
    from another total stranger
     makes zero sense.
[15:55] Taehun
    Man, I wanna be rich.
[15:59] Kubo
    Hey. Are you Taehun?
[16:06] Kubo
    How dare you hit my friends.
    Don't even think you'll—
[16:12] Man 1
    Ichiro! You okay?
[16:15] Kubo
    Is that taekwondo?
[16:16] Taehun
    Hey, you got 100 yen?
    I wanna hit the arcade.
[16:20] Kubo
    Hah. Seems you know a thing or two
    about sports, and it's gone to your head.
[16:24] Man 1
    Watch out! He used to be a fighter!
[16:27] Kubo
    A fighter? Is that what you call a guy who
    does a sport that's all about form and stuff?
[16:34] Kubo
    That ain't no real martial art.
[16:37] Kubo
    Taekwondo is child's play.
[16:41] Kubo
    The moment I grab you, it's over!
[16:47] Kubo
    What? He's too fast.
[16:51] Kubo
    His kicks! He's really good!
[16:55] Kubo
    Another? Is it a roundhouse this time?
[16:59] Kubo
    I'll block it and retaliate!
[17:03] Man 1
    Ya gotta be kidding. He's taking
    Takao down without breaking a sweat!
[17:05] Kubo
    Hey... Stop...
[17:09] Kubo
    I apologize. So...
[17:12] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[17:14] Kubo
    I'll give you 100 yen.
[17:17] Taehun
    Not you.
[17:20] Taehun
    I'm asking you.
[17:23] Man 1
    Yeah, I'll give you 100 yen.
[17:26] Man 1
    So please forgive us.
[17:32] Taehun
    Hey, you got 10,000 yen?
    I wanna hit the arcade.
[17:36] Man 1
    Okay, okay! Just take it! So please...
[17:43] Taehun
    Then, what about a million yen?
[17:46] Taehun
    Oh, dear. Your friend
    doesn't have a million yen.
[17:50] Man 1
    I'm... I'm sorry...
[17:56] Snapper
    That's Taehun? He's an even
    bigger psychopath than the rumors say!
[18:00] Snapper
    I've never seen someone beat up the friends
    of the guy who started the fight before!
[18:05] Man 1
    I'm sorry!
[18:06] Snapper
    We should stay away from this guy.
[18:08] Snapper
    But we did promise our viewers...
[18:09] Man 1
    I'm sorry, so please stop!
[18:15] Snapper
    Safe!
[18:17] Snapper
    When he suddenly looked my way,
     I thought I was a goner.
[18:21] Hobin
    Idiot. So he caught you, huh?
    But why'd you bring me into it?
[18:25] Snapper
    I have to be more careful in the future.
[18:28] Hobin
    Yeah.
[18:29] Hobin
    It's great that you're a hard worker,
     but you've gotta be careful.
[18:38] Hobin
    We're done for.
[18:39] Taehun
    Who are you? Why were you filming me?
[18:43] Snapper
    Well, you see, your taekwondo
     moves were just so cool.
[18:47] Taehun
    Oh, is that so?
[18:50] Hobin
    Good one, Snapper. What a smooth talker!
[18:52] Hobin
    He can talk us out of this!
[18:55] Hobin
    It's not like I've decided to
    actually fight this monster yet.
[18:58] Hobin
    Besides, there's no reason
    why I should fight him at all.
[19:01] Hobin
    I'm not some hero driven by justice.
[19:04] Hobin
    My body can't take on
    every fight that comes knocking.
[19:07] Hobin
    We have to run, no matter what.
[19:10] Gaeul
    Are you all right?!
[19:12] Gaeul
    I won't let you harm
    my seniors, you scoundrel!
[19:17] Hobin
    Gaeul? Uh-oh!
[19:19] Gaeul
    Given her personality,
    she might pick a fight with anyone,
[19:23] Gaeul
    and that could result in an emergency
    like last time with Bomi!
[19:28] Gaeul
    Taehun?
[19:31] Gaeul
    Damn you, you thug.
[19:32] Hobin
    She's in the same category as me!
[19:35] Snapper
    Idiot! Why'd you come here, too?
[19:38] Gaeul
    If you hit me, I'll call my dad...
[19:42] Hobin
    Gaeul seems scared, too.
    Let's do our best to escape.
[19:46] Taehun
    Anyway, you wanted to
     get me on video, right?
[19:50] Gaeul
    Yes, yes.
[19:51] Snapper
    Right, right.
[19:52] Hobin
    We'll delete the video right away.
     So yeah, anyway, excuse us.
[19:57] Taehun
    You're "Viral Hit," right?
[20:03] Taehun
    I thought you came here to fight me.
[20:05] Taehun
    I heard you guys were talking
    about beating the crap out of me.
[20:09] Taehun
    I also heard you make a
     ton of money. Good timing.
[20:14] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
[20:19] Hobin
    That's just like any other
    common thug, you say?
[20:22] Hobin
    You only say that because
    you don't know a thing.
[20:26] Hobin
    The real reason people call him
    the devil is because...
[20:29] Hobin
    he takes your friends hostage.
[20:33] Hobin
    Taehun doesn't really
    want the things he takes.
[20:37] Hobin
    His real goal is to make people watch their
    friends get beat up, filling their hearts with...
[20:44] Hobin
    powerlessness and shame.
[20:47] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
[20:51] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[20:58] Hobin
    Does this guy think humans
    are toys or something?
[21:01] Snapper
    Don't you have any pride whatsoever?
[21:03] Gaeul
    Does it still hurt?
[21:05] Snapper
    I wanted... to show off.
[21:08] Hobin
    You can have my friends
    and my channel subscribers.
SIGN    How to beat a  taekwondo fighter  in a fight  as a regular person
[21:12] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[21:16] Hobin
    Is it 'cause you think you'll lose
    if you fight me a month from now?
[21:22] Taehun
    Try me.

E7 - Special Training
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[00:04] Snapper
    This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:07] Gaeul
    Don't look so astonished.
[00:09] Snapper
    Today, let's talk about
    the devil of Gangbuk High.
[00:12] Gaeul
    "Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
[00:15] Gaeul
    That's the opinion of a total amateur!
[00:17] Hobin
    This isn't some regular thug.
[00:19] Hobin
    He's a pro fighter!
[00:22] Taehun
    You're "Viral Hit," right?
[00:25] Hobin
    The real reason people call him
     the devil is because...
[00:28] Hobin
    he takes your friends hostage.
[00:31] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Special
    Training
[02:07] Taehun
    Hey...
[02:09] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[02:12] Hobin
    Huh? What does this guy want?
[02:15] Taehun
    I guess not.
[02:17] Hobin
    He beats people up
    for such minor reasons?
[02:20] Gaeul
    That looks painful.
[02:22] Hobin
    Does he think humans
    are toys or something?
[02:26] Hobin
    That's no reason to hurt someone.
[02:30] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.
[02:33] Snapper
    No. We've put so much work into it.
[02:38] Hobin
    This is wrong.
[02:41] Hobin
    Uh, let's stop the violence
    and talk this over—
[02:44] Taehun
    Didn't you hear me?
[02:46] Taehun
    I said to hand over your NewTubu.
[02:49] Hobin
    What's with this guy's overbearing aura?
[02:52] Hobin
    I won't even be able to hurt him.
    He'd just clobber me.
[02:56] Hobin
    Taehun, was it?
[02:58] Hobin
    He feels so far away.
[03:01] Taehun
    Well?
[03:04] Hobin
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
[03:08] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:11] Hobin
    Won't work.
[03:14] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[03:17] Hobin
    That won't work, either.
[03:20] Hobin
    Conclusion: I lose.
[03:23] Hobin
    All right, take it.
[03:25] Hobin
    I don't want him to beat me up.
[03:28] Taehun
    You're giving it to me?
[03:29] Hobin
    He fills people's hearts
    with powerlessness and shame
[03:33] Hobin
    by beating up their friends
    while they stand by, huh?
[03:35] Gaeul
    What did he just say?
[03:37] Snapper
    Hobin, you...
[03:40] Taehun
    Huh.
[03:42] Taehun
    What are you thinking?
[03:46] Hobin
    If I give you my NewTubu...
[03:49] Hobin
    ...you won't hit us anymore, right?
[03:51] Hobin
    Your attacks do zilch against someone who
    lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.
[03:58] Hobin
    The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?
[04:02] Hobin
    We took Snapper to the hospital.
[04:04] Hobin
    He had cracked ribs from
    just that one back kick.
[04:08] Hobin
    You're angry, aren't you?
[04:11] Hobin
    But it was the only way.
[04:14] Hobin
    If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few
    broken ribs would've been just the start.
[04:19] Hobin
    We should stay away from
     psychopaths like him.
[04:22] Hobin
    Let's leave it to the police.
[04:24] Snapper
    But I still can't accept it.
[04:27] Hobin
    Huh?
[04:28] Snapper
    I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,
     even if I got beat up.
[04:35] Snapper
    In all honesty, when you went
    toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.
[04:42] Snapper
    Even a weakling can
    manufacture a miracle.
[04:45] Snapper
    Even a person like me is
    allowed to show courage.
[04:48] Snapper
    That's what you made me feel.
[04:50] Snapper
    But what are you saying now?
[04:53] Snapper
    Calling the police isn't the same.
[04:57] Snapper
    Don't you have any pride?
[05:01] Hobin
    Nope.
[05:02] Snapper
    Huh?
[05:03] Hobin
    Does having pride put food on the table?
[05:06] Hobin
    You want me to fight that
     monster to defend my pride?
[05:10] Hobin
    Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.
[05:15] Hobin
    To be honest, I'm scared.
[05:17] Hobin
    An opponent who can nullify all of
    the moves I worked so hard to learn...
[05:23] Hobin
    I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.
[05:26] Hobin
    Is it wrong to be scared?
[05:28] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do against a pro?
[05:32] Hobin
    Anyway, I'm sorry.
[05:36] Snapper
    Fine. Do what you want.
[05:43] Gaeul
    Snapper, how're ya feeling?
[05:47] Snapper
    Gaeul?
[05:49] Gaeul
    Leaving already, Hobin?
[05:51] Hobin
    Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeok Wu
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Sabu Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Dongju Kang
[05:55] Gaeul
    You still in pain?
[05:57] Snapper
    Ah, this is nothing.
[06:00] Gaeul
    I'm glad to see all's well.
[06:02] Snapper
    If I was in a better condition,
    I could've beat up Taehun myself.
[06:06] Snapper
    He lucked out today.
[06:08] Gaeul
    Sure, sure. Enough joking around.
[06:12] Gaeul
    I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—
[06:13] Snapper
    Hey, listen.
[06:16] Snapper
    I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?
[06:19] Snapper
    I'm just really tired.
[06:21] Gaeul
    Oh. Yes, of course.
[06:26] Gaeul
    Uh, well, take care.
[06:28] Snapper
    Yeah, you take care, too.
[06:36] Snapper
    Damn it.
[06:37] Snapper
    I-I wanted to show off in front of her.
[06:42] Snapper
    But she saw how pitifully weak I am.
    She knows I'm a loser now.
[06:48] Snapper
    It's so embarrassing.
[07:17] Man 1
    I lost again.
[07:19] Man 1
    Who is this taekwondo guy?
[07:22] Man 2
    Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.
[07:25] Man 1
    Seriously? Did he hear me?
[07:26] Man 2
    Let's wrap this up and get outta here.
[07:29] Hobin
    Um...
[07:31] Hobin
    May I use that machine?
[07:34] Man 1
    Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?
[07:37] Man 2
    It's like he regrets quitting.
[07:39] Man 1
    Don't you know? They say
    he didn't really get fired. He—
[07:44] Man 2
    Wait, look.
[07:45] Man 1
    Huh?
[07:46] Man 2
    Taehun lost?
[07:48] Man 1
    A perfect game, too? What's going on?
[07:52] Hobin
    Not that impressive after all.
[07:55] Hobin
    Taekwondo.
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 1
[07:57] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Get the opponent worked up."
SIGN    Get the opponent worked up
[08:02] Taehun
    Hey.
[08:03] Taehun
    Are you messing with me?
[08:06] Hobin
    I'm scared to death.
[08:08] Hobin
    I came to give you
     my NewTubu channel.
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Yessir!
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Yessir!
[08:14] Taehun
    Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—
[08:17] Hobin
    But not right now.
[08:19] Hobin
    You want my NewTubu channel, right?
[08:21] Hobin
    It's yours if you beat me
     one month from now.
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN    my little sister's account. Idiots!
[08:24] Hobin
    Mom, what am I doing? I...
[08:28] Hobin
    I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[08:31] Hobin
    You can have my friends 
    and my subscribers, too.
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Eek!
[08:39] Taehun
    What if I told you 
    to hand it over now?
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    This guy's serious
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    This guy's serious
[08:42] Hobin
    Why would you?
[08:44] Hobin
    Are you scared I'd beat you
    if I had a month to prepare?
[08:51] Taehun
    Fine.
[08:54] Taehun
    Let me know when you've
    decided the time and place.
[08:58] Hobin
    I just wet myself a little.
[09:00] Hobin
    And that's how it went.
[09:03] Hobin
    I ended up paying the
    repair fee on the machine.
[09:07] Gaeul
    Dagnabbit! What were you thinking?!
[09:09] Gaeul
    I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!
[09:12] Snapper
    Hey, calm down!
[09:14] Gaeul
    If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!
[09:18] Gaeul
    He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[09:22] Snapper
    But why, though?
[09:24] Snapper
    I thought you said you weren't going to
    fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.
[09:29] Hobin
    It's because I know that feeling.
[09:32] Snapper
    Huh?
[09:34] Hobin
    I'm heading off now.
[09:35] Gaeul
    Hey, wait, Hobin!
    I was gonna show you my kicks—
[09:38] Hobin
    I'll be pretty busy preparing.
[09:43] Hobin
    A month goes by a lot faster than you think.
[09:50] Samdak
    How to Fight: Lesson 3!
SIGN    How to Fight
SIGN    Lesson 3
[09:53] Samdak
    Today, we will be using an aid.
[09:55] Samdak
    Please find an unused power strip.
[09:59] Samdak
    The brawling technique
    you will learn today is:
SIGN    How to Beat a
     Taekwondo Fighter 
    in a Fight as a 
    Regular Person
[10:03] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:08] Hobin
    I have faith in this. The reason...
[10:12] Hobin
    is because I've tasted the joy of victory.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[10:26] Samdak
    How to Fight: Lesson 2!
    "How to fight and beat a regular person."
[10:30] Samdak
    Did you manage to do the low kick
    and overhand hook effectively?
[10:35] Samdak
    Then we will dive into Lesson 3.
[10:38] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:41] Samdak
    The answer is simple.
[10:44] Samdak
    It's totally impossible!
[10:46] Hobin
    What?!
[10:47] Samdak
    Use your common sense. There's no way
    a regular person can beat a pro.
[10:53] Hobin
    That won't do!
[10:55] Samdak
    Damn it! The best course
    of action is to give up.
[10:59] Hobin
    Master! Please find an exception!
[11:02] Samdak
    Death awaits all who are on the
    receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.
[11:08] Samdak
    You die.
[11:09] Hobin
    Why would you scare me like that?!
[11:12] Samdak
    Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork
    and powerful kicks.
[11:16] Samdak
    A regular person has no chance at all.
[11:20] Hobin
    I've never heard the master speak like this.
[11:23] Hobin
    Is it really impossible for a
    regular person to beat a pro, after all?
[11:28] Hobin
    Is there really no way?
[11:30] Hobin
    I have to beat Taehun.
    Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...
[11:34] Samdak
    But what if this were a
     brawl outside the ring?
[11:40] Samdak
    Did you forget already?
[11:43] Samdak
    I'm teaching you how to fight,
    not how to do martial arts.
[11:49] Hobin
    Stop with the playing-coy routine!
[11:52] Samdak
    Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork
    and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.
[12:00] Samdak
    You make it so they can't use their feet.
[12:04] Samdak
    Control the environment.
[12:06] Samdak
    Outside of the ring,
    do you think it's possible to employ
[12:10] Samdak
    taekwondo footwork and kicks
    on a slippery, dangerous surface?
[12:14] Samdak
    Every martial art has
    environment-based restrictions.
[12:18] Samdak
    And taekwondo is no exception.
[12:21] Samdak
    Fight them someplace
    where they can't use their feet.
[12:28] Hobin
    Control the environment?
[12:30] Hobin
    A restrictive environment with
    unsure footing or someplace slippery.
[12:36] Hobin
    I know! In a month's time...
[12:38] Hobin
    I'll fight him on a rainy day.
[12:40] Samdak
    Once you've selected your location,
    your training begins.
[12:47] Samdak
    But before that, let's review
    the moves you've already learned.
[12:52] Hobin
    Calf kick.
[12:53] Samdak
    Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks
    to make sure they're always available to you.
[12:59] Hobin
    Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick
    is more compact, so it should be useful.
[13:07] Samdak
    The three essentials to fighting:
[13:09] Samdak
    build, stamina, willpower.
    Always keep training these.
[13:15] Hobin
    When it rains,
    Taehun won't be able to kick freely.
[13:20] Hobin
    So I should beat him with moves
    I already know, right?
[13:22] Samdak
    But you still won't be able to win.
[13:25] Hobin
    Stop screwing with me!
[13:27] Samdak
    Even with all of these conditions met,
    your chance of winning is still only 5%.
[13:32] Hobin
    Then what do I do?!
[13:35] Samdak
    But I know a move that raise it to 40%.
[13:40] Samdak
    And that move is...
[13:42] Samdak
    the tackle!
[13:44] Samdak
    Ah, my sandbag.
    Oh, my god. That was expensive.
[13:49] Samdak
    Tackling is the move martial artists
    who prefer kicking dislike the most.
[13:55] Samdak
    You must practice tackling now.
SIGN    Cold-Water Bath
[14:00] Samdak
    Is going to the gym too difficult?
[14:02] Samdak
    Is there nowhere for you to practice?
[14:04] Samdak
    Don't worry. We have water.
[14:09] Hobin
    This is tough.
[14:10] Samdak
    Use the water resistance to train your
    muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.
[14:16] Hobin
    A little longer.
[14:19] Hobin
    So cold!
[14:20] Samdak
    The tackle relies on
    training your core muscles.
[14:23] Samdak
    So train your core muscles
    for the next month.
[14:27] Child
    Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!
[14:30] Gaeul
    Excuse the intrusion.
[14:32] Samdak
    You don't know what the core muscles are?
[14:35] Samdak
    You don't know how to train them?
[14:38] Samdak
    Don't try to overthink it.
[14:40] Snapper
    Where'd Hobin go 
    without even locking his door?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So damn old-fashioned
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So damn old-fashioned
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
[14:47] Snapper
    Hm? What's that sound?
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    Oh no no no no no
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    Oh no no no no no
[14:51] Samdak
    Just hang off something!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
[14:54] Snapper
    Idiot! Don't scare me like that!
[14:57] Snapper
    What are you doing in there?!
[14:59] Hobin
    Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...
[15:02] Snapper
    You can find bars to 
    hang from in the park!
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening
[15:06] Hobin
    Anyway, what do you guys want?
[15:10] Snapper
    We're here to livestream this.
[15:12] Snapper
    We can't just do nothing till
    the day of the fight with Taehun.
[15:15] Snapper
    We can't just stop 
    milking our viewers for cash!
[15:19] Gaeul
    Hm? What might this be?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right??
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right??
[15:23] Gaeul
    A bag of trash?
[15:25] Hobin
    Oh, that's...
[15:28] Samdak
    Now that your chance of winning
    is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm? At this hour?
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm? At this hour?
[15:36] Samdak
    Train your abs!
[15:38] Snapper
    Hobin! Has all of this exercise
    made you go crazy?!
[15:43] Snapper
    Training your abs 
    won't help you beat Taehun!
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    Learn a new move instead!
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    Learn a new move instead!
[15:47] Gaeul
    This is the right way. 
    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    Please show us your face
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    Please show us your face
[15:51] Samdak
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:51] Gaeul
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:55] Samdak
    You have to build up 
    a body that can resist them!
[15:55] Gaeul
    You have to build up
    a body that can resist them!
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
[15:59] Samdak
    And to train most effectively...
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol
[16:01] Gaeul
    I can't stand idly by.
[16:03] Gaeul
    This will make it more effective!
[16:08] Hobin
    Wait, Gaeul! Help!
[16:12] Snapper
    Hobin, I truly...
[16:15] Snapper
    ...envy you right now!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    That must hurt...
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    That must hurt...
[16:21] Student 1
    Do you watch Viral Hit?
[16:23] Student 2
    Of course. It's so entertaining.
    Today's the day, right?
[16:27] Student 2
    The day of the fight with Taehun.
[16:29] Hobin
    It went by so fast.
[16:31] Hobin
    I trained as instructed, but can I really win?
[16:35] Hobin
    This is a pro we're talking about.
[16:37] Hobin
    No, I can do it.
[16:40] Hobin
    I have the advantage
    against no-kick taekwondo.
[16:43] Hobin
    I chose an alley near
    my house as the location.
[16:46] Hobin
    It's not narrow enough to stop him
    from using all of his kicks, but that's fine.
[16:48] Weather Reporter
    Now, let's take a look at the
    weather for the week ahead.
[16:50] Hobin
    Because...
[16:51] Hobin
    it's gonna absolutely pour!
[16:52] Weather Reporter
    We're expecting to see a lot of rain
    all across the country.
[16:53] Hobin
    If the ground's slippery,
    Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[16:55] Weather Reporter
    This bad weather will last a while due to
    the low air pressure, so please take care.
[16:57] Hobin
    God, please...
[17:00] Hobin
    Please make it rain already!
[17:03] Snapper
    Hey, did you see the news?
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Mornin'
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Mornin'
[17:07] Snapper
    For two weeks running...
[17:09] Snapper
    the weather forecast's
     been way off.
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
[17:12] Hobin
    Huh?
[17:13] Snapper
    I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.
[17:16] Snapper
    But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?
[17:20] Snapper
    I can't wait to see it.
[17:22] Hobin
    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Can't wait
SIGN    Can't wait
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
[17:24] Hobin
    Without rain, my plan's ruined.
[17:28] Hobin
    Without rain,
    there's no point in fighting there!
[17:33] Samdak
    If you cannot restrict their kicks,
[17:35] Samdak
    it's impossible for a regular person
    to beat a taekwondo fighter.
[17:39] Hobin
    Then, I...
[17:42] Hobin
    I...
[17:45] Hobin
    No.
[17:47] Snapper
    Huh? What's wrong?
[17:49] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol
[17:52] Hobin
    I can't! I quit!
[17:55] Snapper
    Sorry, everyone.
    Hobin just suddenly ran off.
[17:59] Snapper
    Man, he's really fast, isn't he?
[18:03] Taehun
    How cute.
[18:03] Snapper
    Hey, where are you going?!
[18:05] Snapper
    This isn't the location you chose!
[18:07] Taehun
    Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.
[18:07] Snapper
    Hey, uh, what are you doing?
[18:10] Snapper
    Did your desperation make you go insane?!
[18:12] Taehun
    What should I spend my money on?
[18:24] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
[18:26] Hobin
    "Get the opponent worked up."
[18:34] Taehun
    Hey...
[18:35] Taehun
    What are you doing?
[18:38] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 3:
[18:41] Hobin
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter."
[18:44] Hobin
    Take away their kicks.
[18:46] Hobin
    If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain.
[18:52] Hobin
    Don't forget to like, subscribe,
[18:55] Hobin
    and hit that notification button.
[18:57] Hobin
    Without his kicks...
[19:00] Hobin
    I can beat him!
[19:04] Taehun
    Now, why would you think
    that I only use kicks?
[19:07] Hobin
    The winner of numerous
    taekwondo tournaments,
SIGN    World Taekwondo
         Foundation
[19:11] Hobin
    and a former pro MMA fighter
    in the Max Fighting Championship...
[19:16] Taehun
    This is a fight, right?
[19:19] Hobin
    the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.
[19:22] Hobin
    What was that just now? 
    My vision just went all white.
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
[19:27] Taehun
    I was looking forward to this.
    Don't tell me that's all you had.
[19:33] Hobin
    Did he punch me?
[19:36] Snapper
    Hey, c'mon, Hobin. 
    That's not the whole plan, is it?
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged 
    a pro!
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged 
    a pro!
[19:40] Snapper
    You didn't spend a month 
    prepping just for that, right?
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged 
    a pro!
SIGN    A month of prep and then this
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged 
    a pro!
SIGN    A month of prep and then this
[19:43] Snapper
    Did ya think you'd win just by spraying 
    water around to make it hard to kick?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro
[19:48] Hobin
    Ah, I'm all dizzy. 
    This is nothing like facing Pakgo.
SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol
SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol
[19:54] Taehun
    So now what?
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    That means his calf kick, too...
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    That means his calf kick, too...
[19:58] Hobin
    This! Calf kick!
[20:03] Hobin
    Yes.
[20:06] Hobin
    This is all of it.
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    How come he didn't slip?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    How come he didn't slip?
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes!
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes!
[20:14] Hobin
    These water shoes won't slip at all,
    even when in water.
[20:19] Hobin
    This is what popular kids wear
    to the beach and water parks, right?
[20:24] Hobin
    They make me feel cool, too.
[20:27] (Flashback) Kid
    Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.
[20:31] Hobin
    These will stop me from slipping.
[20:33] Hobin
    They're stylish, too,
    so they make me feel great.
[20:36] (Flashback) Hobin
    I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
SIGN    Unisex Popular Water Shoes
SIGN    Sale Price
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Limited coupon available
SIGN    Download
SIGN    Discount amount
SIGN    Yen
[20:38] Hobin
    With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
[20:43] Hobin
    In all honesty, I'm hurting
    and I want to give up, but...
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    Don't give up!
[20:47] Snapper
    Three minutes.
[20:49] Hobin
    I have to hold on for three minutes
     so we can insert ads.
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
[20:58] Hobin
    The water's supposed to make him slip.
[21:00] Gaeul
    Pros really are on another level.
[21:02] Taehun
    It's the first time you've
    used it in a fight, isn't it?
[21:05] Samdak
    Run away immediately.
[21:07] Snapper
    I thought you wanted to make money!
[21:10] Munseong
    Right now, it's best if you don't watch.
[21:13] Taehun
    You're lucky.
[21:15] Taehun
    If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
[21:18] Snapper
    Is money really that important?
    Why would you go this far?!
[21:22] Hobin
    This isn't about money.

E8 - A Real Fight
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Taehun
    Give me your NewTubu.
[00:08] Snapper
    It's so embarrassing.
[00:10] Hobin
    I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[00:14] Gaeul
    He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[00:17] Samdak
    So train your core muscles!
[00:19] Snapper
    Training your abs won't
    help you beat Taehun!
[00:23] Hobin
    If the floor's slippery,
    Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[00:27] Taehun
    Don't tell me that's all you had.
[00:29] Hobin
    I have to hold on for three minutes
     so we can insert ads.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    World Taekwondo
         Foundation
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    A Real
    Fight
[02:13] Hobin
    Huh? How?
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
[02:16] Taehun
    Hey. Where are you going?
[02:19] Hobin
    He's so fast. How's he so fast?
[02:24] Hobin
    With the floor wet,
    he should be slipping around.
[02:27] Hobin
    It's not like he's wearing water shoes.
[02:30] Hobin
    With Pakgo, I was able to keep my distance.
[02:33] Hobin
    But Taehun is predicting all of my moves.
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    He's running away lol
[02:37] Hobin
    That's when I learned
    for the first time...
[02:40] Gaeul
    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all.
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
[02:44] Gaeul
    Take a look at Taehun's feet.
[02:46] Hobin
    ...just how important footwork is.
[02:49] Hobin
    It looks like he's slipping, but he's actually
     using his body skillfully to close in on me.
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
[02:54] Gaeul
    Yup, pros really 
    are on another level!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
[02:58] Gaeul
    Did you think a pro 
    would only practice kicks?
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
[03:01] Gaeul
    He's using his footwork 
    to close the distance.
[03:05] Gaeul
    These are techniques 
    a real pro uses!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you 
    understand?
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you 
    understand?
[03:09] Gaeul
    He doesn't call himself
     a pro for nothing!
[03:12] Gaeul
    Do you understand?
[03:14] Hobin
    I can't even run away!
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
[03:16] Hobin
    But who cares?!
[03:20] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:23] Hobin
    I also trained really hard!
[03:26] Hobin
    His punches are too fast for me to use
    "How to get hit without getting hurt."
[03:32] Hobin
    No. This ain't over at all.
[03:36] Hobin
    I'm tanking good hits all over.
    It's draining my stamina.
[03:43] Hobin
    Calf—
[03:46] Hobin
    But this is the only thing
    I can do right now!
[03:50] Snapper
    I wish he'd stop shouting
    his move when he attacks.
[03:56] Snapper
    At any rate...
[03:57] Snapper
    It's just a matter of time
    before he gets knocked out!
[04:02] Snapper
    One more! Calf kick!
[04:05] Snapper
    Why's he fixated on those calf kicks?
[04:09] Snapper
    Could he have a reason for
    shouting it out every time?
[04:13] Snapper
    Is he trying to throw that punch while 
    his opponent's focus is on the calf kicks?
[04:21] Hobin
    C-Calf...
[04:27] Hobin
    Tackle!
[04:31] Taehun
    This guy...
[04:33] Samdak
    Are you still lacking confidence,
    even after all of that training?
[04:38] Samdak
    Are you afraid your tackle won't work?
[04:40] Samdak
    Have you tried a tackle before 
    and failed? If that is the case...
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
[04:45] Samdak
    ...then what you did before
    wasn't a real tackle!
[04:49] Samdak
    Your tackle most likely failed last time
    because you missed a vital focal point.
[04:54] Samdak
    Namely, the back of the knees.
[04:56] Samdak
    Grab your opponent there and pull.
    You should be able to take down a bigger foe.
[05:01] Samdak
    Double leg tackle!
[05:04] Hobin
    I did it!
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
[05:07] Snapper
    But something feels off about this.
    Would Taehun really go down so easily?
[05:13] Samdak
    Now that you've scored a takedown,
[05:16] Samdak
    your chances of 
    winning are over 50%!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
[05:20] Snapper
    That's it! Punch him! Hobin wins!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
[05:25] Samdak
    But please remember this one thing.
[05:28] Samdak
    Do not swing down and punch them.
[05:31] Samdak
    You're facing a pro.
    You only get one chance.
[05:35] Samdak
    What should you do, you ask?
[05:37] Samdak
    I've already taught you how to knock out
    your opponent with one move.
[05:43] Hobin
    Hurry!
[05:44] Samdak
    Slide your hand into the opponent's collar,
    grab them by the clothes, and pull hard.
[05:49] Hobin
    I have to hurry!
[05:50] Samdak
    Entangle your opponent like they're in
    a spider's web so that they can't resist.
[05:54] Hobin
    There's no time!
[05:56] Samdak
    Then, cross your other hand over.
[06:00] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:01] Samdak
    Clench your fists as hard as you can.
[06:04] Hobin
    Clench my fists.
[06:06] Hobin
    Effort always pays off.
[06:08] Samdak
    This is the move that puts
    pressure on the carotid artery:
[06:11] Samdak
    the cross choke!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
[06:13] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:14] Samdak
    It takes ten seconds for a person to black out.
    Count it out in your head.
[06:14] Hobin
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    But why...
[06:21] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
[06:21] Hobin
    Eight, nine, ten...
[06:22] Taehun
    Your legs aren't on mine.
[06:25] Hobin
    Why?
[06:27] Taehun
    This is your first real fight, isn't it?
[06:31] Hobin
    The cross choke isn't work?
[06:34] Taehun
    Looks like you got impatient.
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 1
[06:36] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Never get worked up."
SIGN    Never Get 
    Worked Up
[06:41] Samdak
    This rule applies to you, too.
[06:45] Samdak
    The less experienced you are,
[06:47] Samdak
    the more you should focus on staying calm
    and doing things slowly, step by step.
[06:51] Hobin
    I'm an idiot.
[06:53] Hobin
    After all that practice, too.
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
[06:56] Hobin
    After training for a whole month
    by hanging in the closet.
[06:59] Hobin
    I got too carried away with executing
    the move and lost track of the basics.
[07:05] Taehun
    A tackle into a cross choke, huh?
    I'll admit, you've been working hard.
[07:12] Snapper
    Damn it! He was so close!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
[07:15] Gaeul
    Taehun let himself get
    taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
[07:19] Snapper
    What?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
[07:21] Taehun
    So listen...
[07:24] Taehun
    Wanna know why I let you take me down?
[07:28] Hobin
    When did he take that?
[07:30] Hobin
    He let me tackle him
    so he could take my shoe?
[07:34] Hobin
    So, this whole time,
    I wasn't doing any damage?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
[07:38] Gaeul
    Why would you think a pro
    would go down so easily
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:41] Gaeul
    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:44] Samdak
    Always remember this:
[07:47] Samdak
    a regular person can only defeat a taekwondo
    fighter is to stop them using their kicks.
[07:52] Samdak
    If you fail at that, 
    the only thing left to do is...
[07:59] Samdak
    ...run away immediately.
[08:02] Samdak
    When fully unleashed, those kicks will
    have as much force as a one-ton truck!
[08:10] Taehun
    I can finally use my kicks.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:30] Munseong
    You sure you don't want to watch?
[08:32] Bomi
    Yeah.
[08:34] Munseong
    Well, I understand why you're angry at him.
[08:37] Munseong
    He's been ignoring your calls
     since that day, right?
[08:41] Bomi
    I don't want to talk about Hobin.
[08:44] Munseong
    This time, he's fighting a pro.
[08:47] Bomi
    Like I said, I'm not interested.
[08:50] Munseong
    Oh, he managed to land a move.
[08:54] Munseong
    I thought you didn't want to watch.
[08:56] Bomi
    Did Hobin just win?
[08:58] Munseong
    No.
[09:00] Munseong
    He messed up the last bit.
[09:02] Bomi
    Hey, c'mon.
[09:04] Bomi
    Why'd you turn it off? Turn it back on.
[09:07] Munseong
    Right now, it's better if you don't watch.
[09:12] Snapper
    Hobin!
[09:14] Snapper
    You idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
[09:17] Hobin
    The tackle and the cross choke... 
    He let me do them on purpose?
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
[09:23] Hobin
    All to take my shoe?
[09:25] Taehun
    Wow, it really doesn't slip at all.
[09:29] Hobin
    My month of hard work...
    What good did it do?
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
[09:36] Hobin
    No. There's no way to beat this guy.
[09:40] Hobin
    I had zero chance from the start.
[09:43] Hobin
    I'm sorry to everyone watching.
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't 
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
[09:47] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin...
[09:49] Snapper
    I thought you wanted to make money!
[09:55] Hobin
    Message received.
[09:57] Hobin
    Everyone, I've received 
    your messages of support.
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
[10:03] Hobin
    The master said taekwondo fighters can only
    unleash their true power if they use both feet.
[10:09] Hobin
    According to Snapper,
    Taehun's dominant foot is his right one.
[10:13] Hobin
    Since he's wearing the
    water shoe on his right foot,
[10:16] Hobin
    he'll use his left foot
    to kick and avoid slipping.
[10:20] Hobin
    I'll do it this time.
[10:22] Hobin
    I'll land a tackle and
    finish with a cross choke—
[10:26] Hobin
    Huh?
[10:27] Hobin
    He feels so far away.
[10:30] Samdak
    A regular person can only beat a taekwondo
    fighter by preventing them from kicking.
[10:36] Samdak
    If you fail to do that,
    it's impossible to beat them.
[10:42] Samdak
    When you get kicked,
    your head will go completely blank.
[10:46] Samdak
    Nobody can stay sharp after
    being hit by a one-ton truck, right?
[10:51] Hobin
    I can't breathe.
[10:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[10:54] Hobin
    What just happened?
[10:57] Hobin
    Uh... What am I supposed to do now?
[11:02] Snapper
    Hey! Snap out of it!
[11:05] Hobin
    I guess I should attack?
[11:11] Samdak
    All of your hard work...
[11:13] Hobin
    Well, I guess next is a calf—
[11:16] Samdak
    ...will go down the drain!
[11:20] Samdak
    Taekwondo moves can strike you
    from any angle. The full 360 degrees.
[11:25] Taehun
    Your dominant foot is your right one, right?
[11:29] Samdak
    Can you predict your opponent's moves?
[11:36] Taehun
    Don't worry. I went easy on you.
     It shouldn't be broken.
[11:41] Snapper
    Come on. Stop this.
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
[11:44] Snapper
    That's enough! Are you listening, Taehun?
[11:47] Samdak
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
[11:50] Samdak
    The only move where you can
    turn your back to the enemy...
[11:55] Samdak
    Taekwondo's fanciest move:
[11:57] Samdak
    the back kick!
[12:07] Snapper
    Hobin!
[12:10] Taehun
    You're lucky. If that had been
    my right leg, you'd be dead.
[12:15] Taehun
    You all right? You're so skinny,
    I probably cracked a rib or two.
[12:21] Taehun
    Well, as promised, I'm taking your NewTubu.
[12:25] Taehun
    I look forward to working with you, Snapper.
    What kind of content should we make?
[12:32] Snapper
    Hey, stop...
[12:34] Taehun
    What do you mean, "stop"?
    We haven't even started.
[12:38] Snapper
    Not you.
[12:41] Snapper
    Please just stop...
[12:45] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
[12:52] Hobin
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[12:58] Hobin
    You have to build up a body
     that can resist them.
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
[13:03] Hobin
    How to Fight: Lesson 3...
[13:08] Hobin
    "How to beat... a taekwondo fighter...
    in a fight... as a regular person..."
[13:14] Hobin
    Control the environment... 
    Take away their ability to kick.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[13:22] Hobin
    Stay tuned, viewers.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[13:27] Snapper
    Hey, just stop now!
    You're seriously going to die!
[13:31] Snapper
    Is money really that important to you?
    Why would you go this far?
[13:47] Hobin
    Don't forget to like, subscribe,
    and hit that notification button!
[13:53] Hobin
    This isn't about money.
[13:56] Taehun
    I'm speechless.
[13:58] Taehun
    You think by standing in a
     toilet stall with walls on all sides,
[14:01] Taehun
    you can prevent me from using my kicks?
[14:05] Taehun
    You think you can win that way?
[14:09] Hobin
    Yeah, I do.
[14:11] Taehun
    I see. I'll just have to show you, then.
[14:26] Hobin
    It's all for evading the back kick.
[14:42] Hobin
    It's all for this one move!
[14:47] Hobin
    This time, I'll succeed!
[14:53] Munseong
    This isn't like last time.
[14:57] Munseong
    It's perfect. A baseball choke.
[15:01] Snapper
    He made a bet.
[15:04] Snapper
    To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,
    so it was fun. Exciting, even.
[15:09] Snapper
    Height: not even 170 cm.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
[15:12] Snapper
    Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[15:14] Snapper
    He was just a toy. 
    A plaything to sate his bloodlust.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[15:19] Snapper
    But now, that toy's filling him
    with powerlessness and shame.
[15:26] Snapper
    It's just like that time.
[15:28] Snapper
    The time he felt he had reached his limit.
    The first time he tasted defeat.
[15:35] Snapper
    That unforgettable moment when
    he encountered a setback as a fighter.
[15:43] Snapper
    Just like that previous time, he tapped out.
[15:47] Snapper
    The tap out.
[15:49] Snapper
    The most humiliating moment for a fighter.
[15:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[15:54] Snapper
    It's the moment the fighter admits
    defeat to the watching masses.
[15:59] Snapper
    This man known as a devil was
    defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.
[16:04] Snapper
    You win!
[16:06] Snapper
    And then, it was all over.
[16:08] Snapper
    Or so it seemed.
[16:11] Snapper
    Uh, Hobin? Hey, that's enough now.
[16:15] Snapper
    You've won.
[16:17] Snapper
    If this was inside the ring,
    the bell would've rung by now.
[16:21] Snapper
    But this wasn't in any ring.
[16:24] Snapper
    And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,
    he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.
[16:29] Hobin
    Six...
[16:31] Snapper
    I said stop already!
[16:31] Hobin
    Seven...
[16:33] Snapper
    Adrenaline. Extreme excitement.
[16:37] Snapper
    You're going to kill him!
[16:40] Hobin
    Eight...
[16:41] Snapper
    No matter how loudly the audience screamed,
    the sound didn't reach his ears.
[16:45] Snapper
    The only voice he could hear was...
[16:47] Samdak
    A street brawl is not a
    martial arts contest in a ring.
[16:51] Samdak
    Never let your guard down
    until the opponent is unconscious.
[16:54] Samdak
    Once you pull off the
    baseball choke, count to ten.
[16:58] Samdak
    If you don't finish the fight here,
    the opponent will surely get up again.
[17:04] Hobin
    Ten!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
[17:18] Hobin
    I won!
[17:22] Caster
    Oh, Taehun's tapping out after a baseball choke!
[17:28] Caster
    A breath of fresh air in the
    world of MMA due to his taekwondo,
[17:32] Caster
    Taehun and his high aspirations
    have hit a huge wall.
[17:37] Caster
    Is this the limit of taekwondo?
    Is it useless in MMA?
[17:44] Snapper
    Hey, let's go already.
[17:47] Hobin
    What are you saying, dumbass?
[17:49] Hobin
    He's unconscious.
    We can't just leave him like this.
[17:52] Snapper
    Aw, c'mon. He's gonna wake up
    if we don't leave now.
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
[17:56] Taehun
    What are you doing?
[18:00] Hobin
    Um, this is, uh... L-L-Let me explain...
[18:05] Snapper
    I-It was all his idea!
[18:08] Taehun
    Hey!
[18:10] Taehun
    Do you really want to die?
[18:13] Hobin
    I was just... worried...
[18:17] Taehun
    Worried?
[18:22] Hobin
    Here...
[18:25] Hobin
    It's yours, right?
SIGN    World Taekwondo
    Foundation
[18:27] Hobin
    It fell on the floor, so I picked it up.
[18:31] Hobin
    It seemed important to you.
[18:39] Taehun
    You're so annoying.
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
[18:40] Hobin
    Ow!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
[18:42] Taehun
    I lose. You can have the NewTubu.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:47] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:49] Taehun
    If I ever see your face again,
    I'll make sure you regret it.
[18:54] Hobin
    Whew, that was a close one.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
[18:57] Snapper
    Let's steer clear of the arcade.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
[19:01] Snapper
    Oh, by the way...
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
[19:02] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
     You're sweating profusely!
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
[19:06] Hobin
    Am I? What do I do? Girls don't 
    like the smell of sweat, do they?
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:11] Snapper
    Don't worry! We have some 
    of this amazing body spray!
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[19:17] Hobin
    Wow, incredible. It got rid of
     that annoying sweaty smell,
[19:21] Hobin
    and I'm left with a refreshing scent.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
[19:24] Hobin
    It's the smell of manliness
    that girls are sure to like.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
[19:27] Hobin
    After a fight, make your scent 
    manly with this body spray!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
[19:31] Hobin
    Available at a 
    drugstore near you!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:35] Hobin
    One quick spray and you're popular!
    It's a must-have for every successful guy.
SIGN    The No.1 Body Spray For Men!
SIGN    This manly body spray brings out
    your rizz!
SIGN    A refreshing scent that attracts women!
SIGN    Complete deodorization of annoying sweat!
SIGN    Just one quick spray after exercise!
SIGN    A must-have for every successful guy!
[19:40] Hobin
    Please give it a try, everyone!
[19:43] Hobin
    It's done!
[19:45] Snapper
    That was so tough!
[19:47] Hobin
    The Viral Hit livestream has ended!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[19:52] Gaeul
    Now, let's see...
[19:55] Hobin
    From here on...
[19:57] Hobin
    we rely on our editor.
[19:59] Gaeul
    Do this to this part, and do that here.
[20:03] Gaeul
    Insert the ad right around here.
[20:07] Gaeul
    Add subtitles, and then we're done.
[20:12] Gaeul
    But getting beat up that bad...
[20:16] Gaeul
    You got me worried.
[20:19] Hobin
    Upload complete!
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:21] Hobin
    The video edited by Gaeul scored
    3 million views almost instantly.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:27] Hobin
    Thank you!
[20:29] Hobin
    And we reached 190,000 subscribers!
[20:35] Snapper
    The edits made it so much better.
[20:38] Hobin
    And the views keep coming!
[20:40] Snapper
    This is why we had to work with a real pro.
[20:42] Snapper
    And to think you hesitated
     when hiring Gaeul.
[20:45] Hobin
    Who, me?
[20:46] Hobin
    Little did I know then...
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:50] Hobin
    that this video would invite tragedy.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:58] Mangi
    If I beat this guy, I bet
    my NewTubu will get popular, too.
[21:02] Girl A
    Could you stop with the cutesy act already?
[21:04] Takumi
    I didn't realize you were so tiny, sir.
[21:07] Snapper
    Those guys started messing with Gaeul.
     She was in danger.
[21:11] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[21:13] Munseong
    Call Bomi.
[21:14] Bomi
    It's scary how he stares at me every day.
[21:16] Gaeul
    She asked if you think I'm pretty.
[21:20] Bomi
    Video? What video?

E9 - Friends
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:12] Hobin
    After a fight, make your scent
    manly with this body spray!
[00:16] Hobin
    Available at a drugstore near you!
[00:18] Mangi
    Cute.
[00:19] Bomi
    Oh, welcome.
[00:22] Mangi
    Super cute.
[00:24] Bomi
    Excuse me?
[00:25] Mangi
    You're super cute.
[00:31] Mangi
    Give me your number.
[00:32] Bomi
    I can't. I'm sorry.
[00:35] Bomi
    Thank you for waiting. Here are
    the 30 Big Wac Meals you ordered.
[00:42] Mangi
    Please give me your number.
[00:44] Bomi
    No, like I said...
[00:50] Worker A
    That guy's been coming here a lot lately.
[00:52] Worker B
    We already told him he's not welcome.
[00:56] Bomi
    Back then...
[00:58] Bomi
    Hobin helped me out, but...
[01:01] Bomi
    I abandoned Hobin.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:39] Snapper
    He made a bet.
[02:42] Snapper
    To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,
    so it was fun. Exciting, even.
[02:47] Snapper
    Height: not even 170 cm.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
[02:49] Snapper
    Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
[02:52] Snapper
    He was just a toy. 
    A plaything to sate his bloodlust.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[02:57] Snapper
    But now, that toy has filled him
    with powerlessness and shame.
[03:02] Snapper
    It was just like that time.
[03:05] Snapper
    The time he felt he had reached his limit.
    The first time he tasted defeat.
[03:11] Snapper
    That unforgettable moment when he
    encountered his first setback as a fighter.
[03:19] Snapper
    Just like that previous time, he tapped out.
[03:23] Snapper
    This man known as a devil was
    defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.
[03:28] Snapper
    And then, it was all over.
[03:31] Snapper
    Or so it seemed.
[03:34] Snapper
    If this was inside the ring,
    the bell would've rung by now.
[03:38] Snapper
    But this wasn't in any ring.
[03:40] Snapper
    And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,
    he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.
[03:47] Snapper
    No matter how loudly the audience screamed,
    the sound didn't reach his ears.
[03:51] Snapper
    The only voice he could hear was...
[03:54] Hobin
    Ten!
[04:00] Hobin
    I won!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[04:05] Gaeul
    Do this to this part, and do that here.
[04:10] Gaeul
    But getting beat up that bad...
[04:14] Gaeul
    You got me worried.
[04:17] Market Worker A
    These have gone bad.
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Pals
[04:19] Market Worker B
    I told you not to stack them so high.
[04:22] Market Worker B
    There's no way we can sell 'em now.
     So what are you going to do about it?
[04:26] Market Worker C
    I guess we'll have to carry them.
[04:28] Market Worker B
    They're over 200 kilos each.
    How are we supposed to do that?
[04:32] Mangi
    She's super cute.
[04:35] Mangi
    I wonder how I can get with her.
[04:39] Market Worker A
    Impossible.
[04:41] Market Worker C
    Haven't you guys heard of Mangi Hwang?
[04:44] Market Worker C
    He's a famous Ssireum wrestler.
    Y'know, the traditional Korean style.
[04:48] Market Worker B
    Still, that strength is out of this world.
[04:50] Mangi
    What's this?
[04:51] Mangi
    Taehun lost?
[04:55] Mangi
    Viral Hit has hundreds of
    thousands of viewers, right?
[04:59] Mangi
    So if I beat this guy, it'll probably
    make my NewTubu account popular, too.
SIGN    Ssireum NewTuber
    Mangi Hwang
    Channel subscribers: 7
        °(Ssireum = Korean Wrestling)
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[05:10] Snapper
    The edits made it so much better.
[05:12] Hobin
    And the views keep racking up.
[05:15] Snapper
    This is why we needed a pro.
[05:17] Snapper
    And to think you hesitated
     when hiring Gaeul.
[05:20] Hobin
    Who, me?
[05:22] Snapper
    By the way, are you sure you're okay?
[05:25] Hobin
    Why wouldn't I be?
[05:27] Snapper
    One back kick hospitalized me.
[05:30] Snapper
    But you seem completely fine.
[05:32] Hobin
    You're the worst.
[05:35] Snapper
    Wait, what?
[05:35] Hobin
    Something's bugging me, though.
[05:37] Hobin
    As a pro victim of bullying,
    Taehun seemed different from the others.
[05:43] Snapper
    What's all this crazy talk?
[05:45] Hobin
    He might not be as bad a guy as I thought.
[05:49] Snapper
    Wow, there's just no limit
    to your benevolence, is there?
[05:53] Hobin
    I saw it, you see.
[05:56] (Flashback) Hobin
    It's yours, right?
[06:00] (Flashback) Hobin
    It seemed important to you.
[06:03] Hobin
    The look on his face.
[06:05] Hobin
    I wonder if I'll see him again.
[06:08] Snapper
    That's unexpected.
[06:09] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:10] Snapper
    You thinking of Taehun that way.
[06:14] Hobin
    So how's Taehun doing after that fight?
[06:17] Snapper
    Oh, you didn't hear? It's terrible.
[06:21] Snapper
    There was a huge clamor about
    how hot he looked while unconscious.
SIGN    Enter comment (Public)
SIGN    Wow! My heart 
    skipped a beat
SIGN    He a straight-up
     hottie fr fr
SIGN    I srsly love him!
[06:25] Hobin
    Huh?
[06:27] Snapper
    If he started NewTubing, I reckon
    he'd instantly get to 200k subs, easy.
SIGN    Enter comment (Public)
SIGN    Wow! My heart 
    skipped a beat
SIGN    He a straight-up
     hottie fr fr
SIGN    I srsly love him!
[06:35] Snapper
    He doesn't seem to be aware of it, though.
[06:40] Hobin
    Well, I take back what I just said.
[06:44] Snapper
    Huh?
[06:45] Hobin
    Taehun's a piece of shit.
[06:48] Hobin
    Lookism can go to hell.
[06:51] Gaeul
    Stop sounding like an old man.
SIGN    To-Do List!
[06:54] Gaeul
    Stop spontaneously
    breaking out into song.
[06:57] Gaeul
    Stop using old-timey words and phrasing.
[06:59] Gaeul
    Right. Done.
[07:03] Gaeul
    Jumping jeepers!
    What in tarnation is that thing?!
[07:09] Comedy Crew Girl B
    So funny!
[07:12] Hyeonseok
    She even reacts like an old man.
[07:16] Hyeonseok
    Hey, did you catch that?
[07:18] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Yeah, got it.
[07:20] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Is she really a high school student?
[07:22] Hyeonseok
    This isn't really funny, though.
[07:24] Gaeul
    What are you whippersnappers doing?
[07:26] Gaeul
    It's rude to film someone
     without permission!
[07:29] Hyeonseok
    This won't help us gain views at all.
[07:32] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Really? Guess I'll delete it, then.
[07:34] Hyeonseok
    Shut up already! I said we're deleting it!
[07:37] Gaeul
    Ow.
[07:39] Hyeonseok
    You want us to delete it, right?
    You pain in the ass.
[07:42] Hyeonseok
    If you don't shut up, we'll upload it.
[07:44] Gaeul
    What was that?
[07:46] Comedy Crew Girl A
    C'mon, stop it. If we pick on her
     too much, Hobin might show up.
[07:51] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Aw, man, I'm quaking.
[07:53] Comedy Crew Girl B
    What if he suddenly does that "How to
    get hit without getting hurt" move on us?
[07:59] Comedy Crew Boy B
    He might!
[07:59] Comedy Crew Girl B
    There's no way that works in a real fight.
[08:03] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Yeah, seriously.
[08:05] Gaeul
    You're wrong!
[08:06] Gaeul
    That move's a great technique
    that even pro fighters use!
[08:11] Hyeonseok
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[08:17] Hyeonseok
    We should've filmed that.
[08:19] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Say, Gaeul.
[08:20] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Can you drop the cutesy act already?
     It's so damn annoying.
[08:26] Comedy Crew Girl A
    If you're no good at speaking
    the language, study it from scratch.
[08:30] Comedy Crew Girl A
    This is why everyone hates you.
[08:32] Gaeul
    I'm trying my best, but I can't stop it.
    What do you want me to do?
[08:36] Gaeul
    I'm not trying to be cute or anything.
[08:39] Comedy Crew Girl B
    She's crying again.
[08:41] Comedy Crew Girl A
    When you cry like that,
    it makes us look like the bad guys.
[08:47] Snapper
    You're all so immature.
[08:50] Snapper
    Is this what first-years are like nowadays?
[08:52] Comedy Crew
    Huh?
[08:53] Snapper
    Are you the fools bullying Gaeul?
[08:57] Gaeul
    Snapper?
[08:59] Gaeul
    Snapper: a man with power
    among the second-years.
[09:02] Gaeul
    Totally useless in a fight.
[09:04] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What's up with this guy?
[09:05] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Did he think we'd go easy on him
    because he's an upperclassman?
[09:08] Gaeul
    You should respect your elders!
[09:10] Snapper
    I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
[09:13] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Gaeul, did you call this guy here?
[09:15] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What's his name again?
[09:17] Comedy Crew Boy A
    I forget. Snapper or something?
[09:20] Comedy Crew Boy B
    What a dumb name.
[09:22] Hyeonseok
    Whatever the case may be,
     it's all her fault.
[09:33] Hyeonseok
    Wow, I didn't realize you were so tiny.
[09:37] Hyeonseok
    You're much cuter in real life.
[09:39] Hobin
    It's not fair.
[09:41] Hobin
    Why do they all have to be so huge?
[09:43] Hobin
    Is this what kids are like these days?
[09:45] Hobin
    They're completely underestimating me.
[09:48] Hobin
    What do I do?
[09:50] Hobin
    Did you just hit Snapper?
[09:53] Hyeonseok
    Yeah, but he totally deserved it.
[09:56] Hyeonseok
    Hey, wanna spar with me?
[09:58] Comedy Crew Boy A
    We're on NewTubu as well.
[10:02] Comedy Crew Girl A
    That was staged, right? You beating Taehun.
[10:05] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Yeah, there's no way
    you could've won for real.
[10:07] Hyeonseok
    In fact, wanna fight me one-on-one
     with our NewTubu channels on the line?
[10:11] Hobin
    I let these idiots get too cocky.
[10:14] Hobin
    I don't stage anything!
[10:17] Hobin
    These guys are nothing 
    compared to Taehun.
[10:24] Hobin
    Hey.
[10:26] Hobin
    I have to sound threatening, like Taehun.
[10:29] Hobin
    You got 100 yen?
[10:31] Hyeonseok
    Here.
[10:34] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Did he just try to imitate Taehun?
[10:36] Comedy Crew Girl A
    I feel shame just from watching that!
[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B
    That only works because Taehun says it!
[10:42] Hobin
    I didn't realize how much
    difference the speaker makes.
[10:46] Hyeonseok
    You're just so cute.
[10:59] Hobin
    I should've asked Munseong
    to tag along from the start.
[11:03] Snapper
    He beat up Pakgo for us,
    but he didn't do that this time.
[11:08] Gaeul
    I'm glad it didn't turn into a brawl, though.
[11:11] Gaeul
    Maybe he's not the type to use
    violence when it's not necessary.
[11:16] Snapper
    Anyway, it looks like you have
    a lot on your plate, Gaeul.
[11:19] Gaeul
    Those oafs. Bullying others and pretending
    to be hotshots when they're just immature...
[11:25] Snapper
    By the way, they said they do NewTubu, too.
     What kind of content do they make?
[11:30] Gaeul
    They call themselves the "Comedy Crew."
[11:33] Gaeul
    All they do is prank folk in the street.
[11:36] Gaeul
    What's more annoying is they're
    somewhat popular, despite their attitudes.
[11:40] Snapper
    I have to show off today.
[11:43] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
[11:45] Snapper
    Why are you spacing out like that?!
[11:47] Hobin
    Huh? Oh, I was thinking about something.
[11:50] Snapper
    "Thinking"? You dolt! Gaeul was in danger
    back there 'cause of those guys!
[11:56] Snapper
    Instead of fighting for her,
    you just stood there quaking!
[12:00] Hobin
    Huh? What about you?
[12:02] Snapper
    I lost, but at least I fought them!
[12:04] Hobin
    Is that really a brag?
[12:04] Gaeul
    "How to get hit without getting hurt"
    is a technique even the pros use.
[12:06] Snapper
    Shut up!
[12:09] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[12:11] Snapper
    Huh? Because they made fun of Gaeul?
[12:14] Hobin
    No, because they made fun of
    "How to get hit without getting hurt"!
[12:20] Hobin
    Sorry, Gaeul.
[12:22] Hobin
    To be honest, I was really scared back there.
[12:25] Hobin
    But if I get another chance,
    I'll teach you how to deal with them.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:51] (Flashback) Munseong
    Are you all right? Are you hurt?
[12:54] (Flashback) Hobin
    Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Munseong...
    Uh, I mean, Kim.
[12:58] (Flashback) Munseong
    Munseong is fine.
[13:00] (Flashback) Hobin
    Really? Oh, and can I follow you on Onsta?
[13:04] (Flashback) Munseong
    Do what you like on that.
[13:06] (Flashback) Munseong
    But more importantly, Hobin...
[13:08] (Flashback) Hobin
    What is it?
[13:10] (Flashback) Munseong
    Call Bomi.
[13:12] (Flashback) Munseong
    I know it's hard for you,
    but she doesn't deserve to be ghosted.
[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin
    Right.
[13:19] Hobin
    Easy for you to say,
    but how can I even face her...
[13:25] Hobin
    after that disgraceful performance?
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
SIGN    °Distorted
      Memory
[13:37] (Flashback) Hobin
    Don't mess with Gaeul! I mean it!
[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    I mean it!
[13:58] Gaeul
    "Hobin."
SIGN    Boss Hobin
SIGN    Hobin
SIGN    Hey, Gaeul
SIGN    You need something?
SIGN    Oh, c'mon
SIGN    Can't I text you
    just because? lol
[13:59] Hobin
    "Hey, Gaeul. You need something?"
[14:01] Gaeul
    "Oh, c'mon. Can't I text you just because?"
SIGN    Ginseng
[14:14] Bomi
    Welcome.
[14:19] Mangi
    Looking good.
[14:21] Mangi
    I wonder what time
     she gets off work today.
[14:26] Bomi
    He finally left. It's so creepy
    how he stares at me every day.
[14:31] Bomi
    I'm on the late shift tonight.
    What if he's waiting for me when I finish?
[14:36] Bomi
    Excuse me. May I order?
[14:39] Bomi
    Yes.
[14:40] Hobin
    The strawberry parfait
    we didn't get to eat before, please.
[14:48] Bomi
    I'm sorry, but we don't
    do strawberry parfait here.
[14:51] Hobin
    Long time no see, Bomi.
[14:56] Bomi
    Next customer.
[14:57] Hobin
    She's super angry!
[14:59] Hobin
    I guess it's only natural,
    since I just dropped in on her.
[15:04] Hobin
    She even made an off-menu
    parfait to get me to go away!
[15:07] Hobin
    I guess I'm asking too much after not
    contacting her for two whole months.
[15:14] Hobin
    I did have my reasons,
    but she wasn't to know that.
[15:19] Hobin
    I should leave before
    I cause too much of a scene.
[15:23] Hobin
    But I have to eat this parfait first,
    since she made it for me.
SIGN    m 264.5 527.5 b 256.1 529.5 246.2 531.8 239.5 533.5 b 231.4 534 223.3 534.5 215.5 531.5 b 209.1 528 200 524.4 191.5 523.5 b 180.6 519.2 170.4 513.7 161.5 505.5 b 147.8 497.7 142.9 482.7 134.5 470.5 b 124 457.1 115.7 442.4 105 429 b 100.3 422.7 93.3 410 83.5 395.5 b 75.1 383.2 64.7 361.3 62 353 b 59.7 347.9 53.5 332.9 49.5 323.5 b 45.3 315 38.3 302.2 33.5 294.5 b 29.1 287.4 29.5 269.4 29.5 262.5 b 30.7 253.3 38.2 253.3 40 253 b 45.4 252.1 58.6 250.5 63.5 254.5 b 80.2 259.8 87.7 270.6 95.5 286.5 b 98 291.6 102.5 307.5 106.5 311.5 b 120.3 324.6 126 335.8 131 343 b 134.4 348.9 141.6 353.3 146.5 354.5 b 151.5 356.8 156.2 348.5 158.5 346 b 164.2 339.7 165.4 332.9 165.5 325 b 165.6 320.3 165.8 312.7 166.5 307.5 b 167.8 297.2 167.3 290.1 167.5 283 b 167.8 274.8 162.5 264.5 162.5 254.5 b 160.4 246.9 161.3 229.9 161.5 223.5 b 161.8 213.9 160.5 197.9 160 190.5 b 159.5 183.6 155.8 166.6 155.5 157.5 b 155.1 146.9 151.8 128.4 151.5 117.5 b 151.3 110.6 152.4 98.6 153 92.5 b 153.6 86 154.1 74.7 154 67 b 154 62.2 157.4 54.6 162 51 b 168.7 43.8 182.1 39.5 190.5 46 b 201.8 54.2 200.7 62.2 203 67 b 206.6 74.5 205.7 83.8 206.5 91.5 b 207.1 99.4 207.9 107 206.5 120 b 206.5 125.7 207 138 207.5 145.5 b 208 153.6 210.4 169.6 211.5 175.5 b 213.1 184.3 215 199.9 214.5 208 b 213.8 218.7 216.7 230.3 217.5 237.5 b 218.4 245.1 224.3 256.4 229.5 261 b 233.5 264.5 241 255.7 241 244 b 240 226.9 243.5 207.6 243 200.5 b 242.5 194.1 243.5 186.8 243.5 185.5 b 242.7 182.2 243.5 178.8 243.5 175.5 b 243.5 168.2 240.9 158.9 241.5 149.5 b 241.9 143.7 240.9 127.9 240.5 119.5 b 240.5 97.7 239.9 109.5 240 100 b 240 93.6 241.9 80.9 243 76.5 b 243.3 66.2 246 55.5 248 48.5 b 251.3 39.5 259.6 26.2 271.5 25.5 b 288.1 26.3 291.8 33 292.5 43 b 292.8 46.9 293.8 59.3 294.5 63 b 294.8 68.4 295.7 81.1 296 88 b 296.4 96.2 298.5 108.2 299 115.5 b 299.3 119.7 297.6 131.3 298 139.5 b 296.1 147.8 298.5 159.7 298.5 169 l 298.5 197.5 b 298.5 209.8 295.4 220.2 297.5 230.5 b 298.4 234.8 299.4 247.2 304 248 b 311.7 249.3 319.3 235.8 321.5 213.5 b 322.8 199.3 325.5 185 325.5 173.5 b 323.9 166.9 329.7 146.7 331.5 140 b 334.3 129.3 335.8 117 338.5 109 b 337.2 96.5 341.8 83.8 343.5 71.5 b 346 62.3 348.8 52.2 355.5 49.5 b 362 43.8 369.3 46.1 373.5 48 b 380.5 53.2 383.1 60.7 385 68.5 b 386.6 74.9 384.8 86.1 384 92 b 384 100 384.6 109.8 384 119 b 383.4 128 381 138.8 381 146 b 381.1 156 379.5 171.3 379.5 183 b 377.3 197.7 376.5 211.9 373.5 226.5 b 371.4 236.2 366.1 249.7 366 260.5 b 366 269.7 361.4 281.8 373.5 283.5 b 380.5 291.8 389.9 266.2 394 258.5 b 398.8 247.1 405.4 229.5 408 221.5 b 410.9 213.7 417.2 202.8 419.5 195.5 b 425.5 183.4 428.2 173.1 430.5 165 b 434.5 157 442 150.3 447.5 149.5 b 454.8 148.3 460.9 154.4 465.5 161.5 b 468.5 169.5 465.1 181.8 463.5 193.5 b 460.5 208.6 456.5 222.1 453.1 230.8 b 450.6 237 444.3 250.8 441.5 259 b 438.2 267.1 434.3 277.9 431.1 283.9 b 427.6 290.4 421.2 299.8 419 308.5 b 415.9 321 415.5 331.8 415.5 341.5 b 415.5 347.7 413.5 353.2 413.5 361.5 b 414.3 371.7 410.3 381.2 411.5 391.5 b 412.2 394.1 412 401.8 411 408.5 b 411.8 418.3 407.1 431 405.5 437.5 b 403.6 445.2 398.5 462.6 398.5 466 b 389.6 482.4 388.7 494.2 383 502 b 378.2 508.2 373.2 517.2 367.5 521.5 b 362.8 525 357.8 529.3 353.5 531.5 b 345.5 535.9 336.5 540.2 322.5 541.5 b 312.9 540.6 301.8 536.3 295.5 535.5 b 286 531 274.9 528 264.5 527.5
SIGN    No texting!
    No phone calls!
    Go see her in person! 
    The strawberry parfait
     we didn't get to eat
     before, please.
    Long time no see, Bomi.
    Speak cheerfully 
    like a positive person!
[15:28] Bomi
    "No texting! No phone calls!
    Go see her in person!"
[15:33] Bomi
    "The strawberry parfait we didn't get to eat
    before, please. Long time no see, Bomi."
[15:37] Bomi
    "Speak cheerfully like a positive person!"
[15:40] Bomi
    Oh, um, I didn't just laugh.
[15:45] Bomi
    Your hand's all black with ink.
[15:47] Hobin
    You laughed.
[15:48] Bomi
    Oh, jeez, Hobin. Next customer.
[15:52] Hobin
    There's nobody waiting.
[15:55] Hobin
    Bomi laughed.
[15:57] Hobin
    You laughed! You definitely laughed!
[15:59] Bomi
    Who, me? When?
[16:01] Bomi
    I saw it with my own two eyes.
[16:03] Bomi
    I didn't laugh.
[16:05] Hobin
    I saw those cute little dimples!
[16:07] Bomi
    My dimples are always cute.
[16:10] Bomi
    Now, go. We're too busy.
[16:12] Hobin
    Nope, there's no one else here!
[16:15] Hobin
    How have you been? Did you lose weight?
[16:17] Bomi
    By the way...
[16:19] Bomi
    I saw you hired an editor.
[16:22] Hobin
    Huh? An editor?
[16:24] Bomi
    And she's a girl, right?
[16:27] Hobin
    What's going on? She's smiling, but...
[16:30] Hobin
    How is she even scarier than Taehun?
[16:32] Hobin
    I don't get it, but I'll try
    my best to explain!
[16:35] Hobin
    That's right! She's a first-year at my school!
     Last name: Lee. First name: Gaeul.
[16:40] Hobin
    She's like a little furry animal!
[16:42] Hobin
    Was hiring an editor such a bad idea?
[16:45] Bomi
    I see. So? Is she cute?
[16:50] Hobin
    Mom, help me!
[16:53] Gaeul
    What are you doing?
[16:56] Gaeul
    She asked you a question.
[17:00] Gaeul
    So am I cute or aren't I?
[17:07] Hobin
    Oh, hey, Gaeul.
[17:09] Hobin
    Of course you're cute.
    You're popular at school, too.
[17:13] Gaeul
    Huh?
[17:14] Hobin
    In your text earlier,
    you asked me where I was.
[17:18] Hobin
    Did you come here to see me?
[17:19] Gaeul
    H-Huh? Uh, I...
[17:22] Bomi
    So this is...
[17:23] Gaeul
    To tell you the truth, I wanted
    your opinion on this trot song I wrote.
[17:29] Hobin
    You came all the way here just for that?
[17:31] Gaeul
    You're wide open!
[17:32] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[17:35] Bomi
    Gaeul Lee...
[17:37] Bomi
    She's cute.
[17:42] Gaeul
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[17:44] Bomi
    Huh?
[17:45] Gaeul
    The boss here can't stop talking about you.
[17:50] Gaeul
    He just won't shut up about how much
    he loves spring more than autumn.
[17:55] Hobin
    Hey! When did I ever say that?!
[17:57] Gaeul
    I thought maybe if he gave you a present,
    it'd communicate some of how he feels.
[18:04] Gaeul
    Given how he is, he probably can't
     even apologize correctly, right?
[18:08] Gaeul
    So that's why I came to see you
    without telling the boss.
[18:11] Hobin
    Hey, Gaeul, cut it out!
[18:13] Gaeul
    Huh? You mean it was all a lie?
     You didn't want to talk to Bomi?
[18:21] Hobin
    It wasn't a lie.
[18:25] Hobin
    Gaeul sure knows how to read a room.
[18:30] Bomi
    Text me.
[18:31] Hobin
    Huh?
[18:32] Hobin
    Did you just say, "Text me"?
[18:34] Bomi
    Nope, not me.
[18:35] Hobin
    No, you definitely did! 
    I heard it loud and clear!
[18:38] Bomi
    When? I don't remember that.
[18:41] Hobin
    So I can, then? I'll bombard you with texts!
[18:44] Gaeul
    Hey, you two.
[18:46] Gaeul
    I'll take my leave now.
    My ingrown toenail is acting up.
[18:51] Gaeul
    Ouch, ow, my big toe.
[18:54] Gaeul
    So this is how it feels to use an
    imaginary ingrown toenail as an excuse.
[19:00] Hobin
    Gaeul? I thought you wanted to talk?
[19:03] Gaeul
    There's nothing to discuss.
[19:05] Gaeul
    I wondered if kkeokk-ki singing might
     help us with our channel in some way,
[19:11] Gaeul
    but don't worry about it.
[19:13] Gaeul
    Besides, there's no way I'd discuss
    anything but business with you.
[19:20] Gaeul
    ♫ Walking home alone 
    with tears welling up ♫
[19:25] Gaeul
    ♫ I close my eyes and see 
    the alley from my memories ♫
[19:31] Gaeul
    ♫ Man and woman... ♫
[19:35] (Flashback) Gaeul
    She asked you a question.
[19:39] (Flashback) Gaeul
    So am I cute or aren't I?
[19:42] (Flashback) Gaeul
    Of course you're cute.
    You're popular at school, too.
[19:49] Gaeul
    Ouch!
SIGN    What are you doing? lol
SIGN    Stop laughing
SIGN    Sorry...
[19:59] Hobin
    "What are you doing?"
[20:00] Bomi
    "Stop laughing."
[20:02] Hobin
    "Sorry..."
[20:05] Hyeonseok
    Excuse me. There's something on your bag.
[20:07] Bomi
    Oh, thank you—
[20:17] Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
[20:21] Comedy Crew
    Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
     a NewTuber group!
[20:27] Hyeonseok
    Sorry to startle you.
[20:29] Hyeonseok
    We're doing this prank where
    we throw a snake at pedestrians.
[20:32] Hyeonseok
    We have a favor to ask you.
    Your reaction was really cute.
[20:37] Hyeonseok
    You don't mind if we upload the
     video we just recorded, do you?
[20:41] Bomi
    Huh?
[20:42] Hyeonseok
    Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
[20:46] Bomi
    Video? What?
[20:58] Snapper
    Their viewers don't know
    what they're really like.
[21:01] Hyeonseok
    Don't get cocky. You only have 190k subs.
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
[21:05] Munseong
    I heard you were hit by a car.
     Are you all right?
[21:07] Bomi
    I was just startled.
    I'm fine. I'll be all right.
[21:11] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat
    multiple opponents!"
[21:14] Hyeonseok
    You're such a good actor.
[21:16] Rumi
    We're all about tricking viewers
    and making money. Am I right?
[21:20] Hobin
    I didn't realize our next
    opponent was so close by.

E10 - A New Opponent
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    You're the worst.
[00:07] Hobin
    Taehun's a piece of shit.
[00:09] Hyeonseok
    Hey, did you catch that?
[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A
    This is why everyone hates you.
[00:13] Gaeul
    Totally useless in a fight.
[00:14] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[00:17] Snapper
    Because they made fun of Gaeul?
[00:19] Hobin
    Sorry, Gaeul.
[00:25] Mangi
    Looking good.
[00:26] Bomi
    And she's a girl, right?
[00:28] Hobin
    How is she even scarier than Taehun?
[00:31] Gaeul
    Don't get the wrong idea.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for 
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:09] Woman
    A snake?
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    A successful surprise! Lolol
[02:12] Comedy Crew
    A successful surprise!
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    A New 
    Opponent
[02:13] Hobin
    Wow. I hate to admit it,
    but these guys are legit funny.
[02:14] Comedy Crew
    Yay!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:19] Woman
    Aw, jeez. You startled me.
SIGN    Aw, jeez...
SIGN    You startled me.
[02:22] Hyeonseok
    Sorry!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:24] Hyeonseok
    We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!
[02:28] Comedy Crew
    Yup!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:28] Hobin
    And that's them, right?
[02:30] Snapper
    Yeah.
[02:31] Hobin
    So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Thankfully, 
    she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
[02:33] Hyeonseok
    We're really sorry we startled you!
[02:37] Hyeonseok
    We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
[02:40] Woman
    Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
[02:44] Hyeonseok
    Your reaction was very cute.
[02:47] Hyeonseok
    We actually have a favor to ask.
[02:49] Hyeonseok
    Is it okay if we upload the video?
[02:52] Woman
    Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
[02:55] Hyeonseok
    Really? Thank you!
[02:56] Hobin
    They're nothing like how they are at school!
[02:58] Hobin
    They're annoyingly polite.
[03:01] Snapper
    They beat us up pretty good.
[03:03] Snapper
    But their viewers don't know
     what they're really like.
[03:07] Snapper
    Did you know they've got a
     pretty high subscriber count?
[03:11] Hobin
    What? Like, how many?
[03:13] Snapper
    Over 700k, I think.
[03:15] Hobin
    Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
[03:17] Gaeul
    You're yankin' my chain!
[03:19] Hobin
    Snapper! We have to start
    throwing snakes at people, too!
[03:22] Snapper
    Man, you really are an idiot.
    That's not the only prank they pull.
[03:28] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    (What is this?)
SIGN    (Wasn't me...)
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Surprise 
    in an elevator! Lol
SIGN    Long time no see!
SIGN    Trololololololololololololol
SIGN    Went up to a total stranger 
    pretending to be their friend 
    Part 2
    ROFLMFAO
SIGN    A piggy bank 
    full of 1-yen coins
SIGN    We went to the store
SIGN    and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
[03:29] Snapper
    They do a whole bunch of pranks,
[03:32] Snapper
    all tailored to being funny without
    being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
[03:37] Hobin
    They've really put some thought into it.
[03:40] Hobin
    We should look at doing
     this type of stuff, too.
[03:42] Snapper
    Well then, how about three fights a week?
[03:45] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[03:48] Snapper
    Let go!
[03:51] Gaeul
    The editing on these videos...
[03:53] Hyeonseok
    Hm? What's that about the editing?
[03:57] Gaeul
    Jumping jeepers!
[03:59] Snapper
    You!
[04:00] Hyeonseok
    So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Aren't you a bit too skinny? 
    I feel like I could snap you in half.
[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A
    But man, it's hilarious.
    I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What's with that look?
    Do you really want to fight?
[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A
    If it's a fight you want, come at us.
    'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
[04:22] Snapper
    I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
[04:25] Hyeonseok
    Just dump that guy in a ditch.
[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A
    How can you even tell?
[04:32] Hyeonseok
    Wear the Wednesday jacket!
[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A
    You're seriously annoying, you know that?
[04:37] Hyeonseok
    You only have 190k subscribers.
[04:41] Hyeonseok
    Know your place, loser trio.
[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Let's forget about these losers.
[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Yeah, let's go.
[04:48] Gaeul
    Blast you!
[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    She's got spirit, though.
[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Loser trio!
[04:53] Hobin
    Just you wait! We'll surprise 
    you with a prank one day!
[04:57] Snapper
    Idiot. It's not that simple.
[05:02] Snapper
    Pranking people is a
     really risky content format.
[05:06] Snapper
    A lot of unexpected things
    could happen while filming.
[05:10] Snapper
    Having a script makes dealing
     with that type of thing easier.
[05:14] Snapper
    But they don't use scripts
     or anything for their pranks,
[05:18] Snapper
    so if an accident were to happen,
    it could do them a lot of harm—
[05:23] Hobin
    Bomi texted me!
[05:26] Snapper
    And he's not listening.
[05:29] Snapper
    Seriously, this guy...
[05:29] Hobin
    Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
[05:31] Gaeul
    Unbelievable.
[05:33] Snapper
    By the way, Gaeul,
    do you have time over the weekend?
[05:36] Hobin
    Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
[05:40] Hobin
    Huh?!
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
[05:49] Munseong
    What happened, Bomi?
[05:51] Bomi
    Huh?
[05:52] Munseong
    I heard you got run over
    by a car. Are you all right?
[05:56] Bomi
    It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
[06:00] Munseong
    Tell me what happened.
[06:04] Bomi
    Well...
[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew
    Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
     a NewTuber group!
[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Sorry to startle you.
[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We're doing this prank where
    we throw a snake at pedestrians.
[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We have a favor to ask you.
    Your reaction was really cute.
[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    You don't mind if we upload the
    video we just recorded, do you?
[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi
    Huh?
[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi
    Video? What?
[06:56] Munseong
    Really?
[06:58] Bomi
    But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    That was close!
    I was really scared for a moment.
[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi
    I'm okay—
[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Did you catch that?
[07:10] Bomi
    They were laughing.
[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Time to show off our editing skills.
[07:15] Hobin
    Did you say "laughing"?
[07:16] Bomi
    Huh?
[07:19] Hobin
    They injured someone and
    stood there laughing?
[07:23] Bomi
    Hobin?
[07:25] Bomi
    Don't worry. I was just a
     little startled. I'll be all right.
[07:32] Hobin
    I'm sorry.
[07:33] Bomi
    Sorry? About what?
SIGN    I'm sorry I wasn't the first 
    at your bedside
SIGN    Later
[07:41] Hobin
    "I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
[07:46] Hobin
    "Rest up and get well soon."
[07:51] Bomi
    Hobin? You're leaving already?
[07:54] Bomi
    Hey, wait!
[07:58] Hobin
    Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say
    that to you for real.
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
SIGN    I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
[08:04] Hobin
    "I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."
[08:07] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[08:11] Hobin
    We don't act up in front of strong fighters.
[08:16] Hobin
    There really was no need
    to worry about new content.
[08:20] Hobin
    I didn't realize our next
    opponent was so close by.
[08:25] Hobin
    Are you ready?
[08:27] Hobin
    Let's go.
[08:38] Hobin
    We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
[08:43] Hobin
    Viral Hit is going live now.
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak
    How to Fight: "How to
    beat multiple opponents."
[09:06] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[09:11] Hobin
    Right, got it. How to
    beat multiple opponents...
[09:15] Snapper
    Why the change of heart?
[09:17] Snapper
    You said you were too scared to fight.
[09:20] Snapper
    Is it because Bomi got hurt?
[09:22] Snapper
    This is different from the Taehun situation,
     and there's three of them.
[09:26] Snapper
    Can you beat them?
[09:27] Hobin
    Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
[09:30] Hobin
    There's no way I can beat
    multiple opponents at once.
[09:36] Snapper
    Get out.
[09:37] Hobin
    If I face them head-on,
    I'll get clobbered for sure.
[09:41] Hobin
    This was the first time I hadn't
    trusted one of Samdak's videos.
[09:46] Hobin
    This one just seemed too far-fetched.
[09:49] Hobin
    So instead of fighting,
    I'll get my revenge another way.
[09:54] Hobin
    Time to give up.
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Scary-looking guy gets
SIGN    into the elevator...
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Lolol
[10:01] Hyeonseok
    So is he dead or not?
[10:02] Man
    No, we got interrupted.
[10:04] Hyeonseok
    Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
     I'll kill you instead!
[10:05] Man
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[10:07] Hyeonseok
    You want me to cut out
    that useless tongue of yours?!
SIGN    Finally
SIGN    The mark begins to cry! Lolol
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    This is bad
[10:11] Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
    We're the Comedy Crew!
SIGN    Prank 
    over!
SIGN    Prank 
    over!
SIGN    We apologized
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    Minors shouldn't smoke
SIGN    No Smoking
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    (Immediately dispatched!)
[10:22] Police Officer
    Hey, you there.
    Put that cigarette out first.
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors 
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    Scary
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    in an Elevator
SIGN    with a Mafia Goon?!
SIGN    I'll kill you!
[10:25] Hyeonseok
    "Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
    5 million views.
SIGN    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
SIGN    You know who we are
SIGN    Call the Cops on
SIGN    Your Underage Smoking Friend!
[10:30] Hyeonseok
    "Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
     3 million views.
[10:36] Hyeonseok
    That's probably more than
     two million yen again this month.
[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B
    For real?
[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A
    C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
[10:42] Hyeonseok
    I hear ya. Don't rush me.
[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A
    I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    So what's our next video gonna be about?
[10:51] Hyeonseok
    Good question. We have to come up
    with something our viewers will like.
[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A
    By the way, guys...
[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What do we do about them?
[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Forget about those idiots.
[11:01] Hobin
    They didn't see us, did they?
[11:02] Snapper
    Of course not.
     Our tailing technique is perfect.
[11:06] Snapper
    Did you hear what they just said?
[11:08] Hobin
    No, I only heard the bit
    about "two million yen."
[11:12] Snapper
    You seriously only care
     about money, don't you?
[11:15] Hobin
    From what Bomi told me,
    they're definitely staging their content.
[11:20] Hobin
    We don't have any evidence of it, though.
[11:23] Snapper
    Actually, we might have some evidence.
[11:26] Snapper
    There's something wrong
    with this video, don't you think?
[11:29] Hobin
    Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
[11:34] Hobin
    I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
[11:36] Snapper
    That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
[11:39] Snapper
    The important detail
    is the elevator buttons.
[11:42] Hobin
    Buttons?
[11:43] Snapper
    The prank lasts for over
    two minutes inside the elevator.
[11:47] Snapper
    Why would it take two whole minutes
     to go up a seven-story building?
[11:53] Snapper
    Because it's staged. The woman
    only pretended to push a button.
[11:57] Hobin
    What? But now that you've
     explained it, I see it, too.
[12:01] Gaeul
    I can't believe I didn't spot
     something so obvious.
[12:05] Snapper
    Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
    people don't sweat the details.
[12:10] Snapper
    It's a technique a lot of
    NewTubers already use.
[12:13] Snapper
    They hire actors to stage their content.
[12:17] Snapper
    Like, check this video out. Would they send
    officers to respond to an underage smoker?
[12:23] Snapper
    I asked the police about it.
[12:25] Snapper
    They did send officers there that day,
     but not because of the cigarette.
[12:30] Hobin
    Huh? Why, then?
[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A
    We're sorry. We honestly
    thought he was a wanted criminal.
[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer
    It's fine.
[12:36] Snapper
    The officers were sent to check out
     the sighting of a wanted criminal.
[12:40] Snapper
    They used the police cleverly.
[12:43] Snapper
    Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
    to make staged events look genuine,
[12:47] Snapper
    in order to get views and make money.
[12:51] Snapper
    So if we use these to make an exposé...
[12:54] Hobin
    No. It's not enough.
[12:55] Snapper
    Huh?
[12:56] Hobin
    We're missing the fatal blow.
    Like that time with Pakgo.
[13:02] Rumi
    So...
[13:03] Rumi
    When are you guys gonna collab with me?
[13:06] Hobin
    Rumi?
[13:07] Rumi
    You said you would, but you haven't.
[13:10] Rumi
    I have an idea in mind.
[13:13] Rumi
    How about spilling coffee on a
     female friend's shirt as a prank?
SIGN    Beauty tips 
    NewTuber 
    Rumi
    120k Subscribers
[13:18] Rumi
    It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
[13:21] Rumi
    Everything's staged, anyway,
    so we should get in on it, too.
[13:25] Rumi
    Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
[13:31] Hobin
    Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
    And now I have to do one, too?
[13:37] Hobin
    I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
    of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
[13:45] Rumi
    Oh, no!
[13:47] Hyeonseok
    Today's prank is...
[13:49] Hyeonseok
    "What if we spill coffee
     on an upperclassman?"
[13:53] Hyeonseok
    How was that, everyone?
[13:54] Rumi
    Ah, you kids.
[13:57] Rumi
    I'll let you off the hook this once.
[13:58] Comedy Crew
    Thanks!
[14:00] Hyeonseok
    Look forward to the next video!
[14:03] Rumi
    Thanks, Hobin.
[14:05] Hyeonseok
    Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
     You have serious talent.
[14:10] Hyeonseok
    Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
    because we'd feel bad for our audience.
[14:14] Rumi
    Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
[14:19] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[14:22] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[14:26] Hyeonseok
    Wow, you're one scary lady.
[14:29] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
     who never catch on.
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
[14:33] Hyeonseok
    What really took down Pakgo
[14:35] Hyeonseok
    wasn't the violence,
    but how staged it all was.
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    Scared of me?
SIGN    Subscribe, then
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    900k Subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[14:38] Hyeonseok
    Even if violence is your shtick,
    you can get popular if it's funny, right?
SIGN    Home
SIGN    Videos
SIGN    Playlists
SIGN    Community
[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Working at, like, an office or whatever
    is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A
    That's why they get tricked so easily.
[14:51] Hyeonseok
    C'mon, that's enough, guys.
[14:54] Hyeonseok
    Those idiots are the ones
    dropping the cash.
[14:57] Hyeonseok
    Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
[15:02] Hyeonseok
    Here.
[15:03] Rumi
    Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
[15:06] Hyeonseok
    Why not? You should.
[15:09] Rumi
    Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
    Let's do a few more videos.
[15:13] Rumi
    If we film a bunch now,
    it'll make things easier later, right?
[15:16] Rumi
    Got any other ideas for content?
[15:19] Hyeonseok
    Sure we do.
[15:20] Rumi
    Huh? Really? Like what?
[15:24] Hyeonseok
    Our next video's gonna be...
[15:27] Hyeonseok
    Exposing Viral Hit.
[15:31] Hyeonseok
    There's no way that worm could've 
    beaten Taehun. It must have been staged.
[15:36] Hyeonseok
    We'll troll them and get views.
[15:39] Rumi
    Huh? But I heard they
    didn't stage any of that.
[15:43] Hyeonseok
    Really? Well, in that case...
SIGN    Popular NewTuber
    Pakgo
SIGN    Former Taekwondo Fighter
    Taehun Seong
SIGN    Thug at Karaoke
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    the
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    behind Viral Hit's staged fights
[15:46] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit the video
    to make it look like they did.
[15:50] Rumi
    You can do that?
[15:52] Hyeonseok
    Of course.
[15:54] Hyeonseok
    Viewers are always hungry for drama.
     The truth ain't important.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
SIGN    Comments:
[16:00] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit it up good and shout that
     it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
SIGN    It was all fake
SIGN    I believed in them. 
    I'm devastated...
[16:05] Hyeonseok
    After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
SIGN    I feel so betrayed
[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Yeah, they're real idiots.
[16:10] Hyeonseok
    There's no way they'll be 
    able to continue NewTubing
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    Fake channel
[16:12] Hyeonseok
    after being labeled as fakes!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
[16:16] Hyeonseok
    Our subscriber count
    is way higher than theirs.
[16:19] Hyeonseok
    Those idiot viewers will
    naturally believe us over them.
[16:24] Hyeonseok
    Being a NewTuber taught me
    why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
[16:30] Hyeonseok
    Making stuff up to knock
    people down is so easy.
[16:34] Rumi
    But if you do that,
    someone needs to be the victim.
[16:39] Rumi
    Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
[16:42] Rumi
    Let's collab together again
    on some other occasion.
[16:45] Hyeonseok
    And where are you going?
[16:48] Hyeonseok
    We filmed that whole speech of yours
    where you made fun of your viewers.
[16:53] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[16:56] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[17:00] Rumi
    When did you film that?!
[17:03] Hyeonseok
    Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
[17:06] Hyeonseok
    We're already in an alliance.
[17:09] Rumi
    That said, I was filming, too.
[17:12] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
    who never catch on.
[17:16] Rumi
    I made a deal with Hobin.
[17:18] Rumi
    If I film behind-the-scenes footage
     of you guys on his phone,
[17:22] Rumi
    they have to do a
     collab stream with me.
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
[17:26] Rumi
    Sorry I tricked you.
     You might have the higher sub count,
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
[17:31] Rumi
    but I think Viral Hit
     has the brighter future.
[17:41] Rumi
    Snapper! Here!
[17:44] Snapper
    Yup.
[17:45] Snapper
    Hobin's phone belongs here.
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
[17:51] Rumi
    Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
[17:56] Rumi
    No matter how hard it is to make money,
     I'll never stage a show.
[18:00] Rumi
    You idiot.
[18:03] Hobin
    Good work, Rumi.
[18:05] Hobin
    Also, sorry.
[18:06] Hobin
    The part where you badmouthed
     viewers was broadcast, too.
[18:10] Rumi
    What do you mean?!
[18:12] Hobin
    Anyway, you guys...
[18:13] Hobin
    Is faking stuff the only way
     you can make NewTubu vids?
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
[18:19] Hobin
    There are three of them.
    I'm totally ready. I can do this.
[18:24] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[18:30] Hyeonseok
    What is this guy?
[18:32] Hobin
    Our live broadcast starts now.
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
[18:38] Hyeonseok
    Was he always this big?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
[18:41] Bomi
    Hand over the video with Bomi in.
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
[18:43] Hobin
    So how does a beginner with no training
    in sports beat multiple opponents?
[18:48] Samdak
    There's no way for you to win.
[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin
    Yeah, I figured.
[18:53] Samdak
    In order to beat multiple opponents,
    you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.
[19:00] Samdak
    As a regular person, you have no chance.
[19:04] Samdak
    Just give up on the idea of
    beating multiple opponents.
[19:07] Samdak
    Okay, bye now.
[19:09] Hobin
    Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is it really impossible?!
[19:14] Samdak
    Even if you can't win
    in a fight, you can still win.
[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin
    Damn it, he got me again!
[19:22] Samdak
    What's the strategy for a regular person
    to defeat multiple opponents?
[19:26] Samdak
    The answer lies in nature.
[19:29] Samdak
    Bluffing and intimidation!
[19:32] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluffs
    to avoid being eaten!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis
    Mantis!
[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    My chest sounds deeper!
[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, mine does!
[19:41] Samdak
    Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid
    being underestimated in the pecking order.
[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    You lie!
[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, you lie!
[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis
    I won! I'm glad I studied
    the Praying Mantis Style!
[19:51] Samdak
    That's how you win when
    you have less strength.
[19:53] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluff!
[19:56] Hobin
    You want to die today?
[20:00] Hobin
    You think you can do anything to me
    because I'm always smiling?
[20:04] Hobin
    I'm going to wet myself.
    I'm shaking with nerves.
[20:08] Snapper
    He seems different today, somehow.
[20:13] Hobin
    Don't let my expression change.
    Keep what I say short.
[20:16] Hobin
    Leave your phone here and go.
[20:19] Hobin
    They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.
[20:21] Hyeonseok
    What's with this aura?
[20:24] Hyeonseok
    Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?
[20:27] Hyeonseok
    It's like he got bigger
    the moment the fight started!
[20:32] Samdak
    But don't forget this very important point.
[20:36] Samdak
    Don't let them see through your bluffs 
    and intimidation until it's all over.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
[20:41] Hobin
    My life has collapsed.
[20:46] Hobin
    Hey, listen.
[20:49] Hobin
    Can I have my shoe back?
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
[20:52] Hobin
    My life is over.
[20:57] Hyeonseok
    He's running away! Get him!
[20:59] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he's fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[21:03] Hobin
    I'm scared to death, but also pumped.
[21:05] Hyeonseok
    How should I clobber this fool?
[21:08] Munseong
    Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B
    It's just one kick from this weakling...
[21:14] Gaeul
    You scoundrels!
    Ganging up on one person like this!
[21:16] Hobin
    You feel like you're being stalked?
[21:20] Mangi
    It's just you and me now.

E11 - A Tight Feeling in the Chest
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hyeonseok
    You only have 190k subscribers.
[00:09] Hyeonseok
    Know your place.
[00:10] Bomi
    It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
[00:13] Rumi
    Everything's staged, anyway,
    so we should get in on it, too.
[00:17] Hobin
    If that's your kind of content,
    go work with the Comedy Crew.
[00:20] Hyeonseok
    We're already in an alliance.
[00:22] Rumi
    I think Viral Hit has the brighter future.
[00:26] Snapper
    He seems different today, somehow.
[00:28] Samdak
    Don't let them see through your bluffs
    and intimidation until it's all over.
[00:32] Hobin
    Can I have my shoe back?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:05] Snapper
    For the first time, Hobin wasn't hearing
    Samdak's voice in his head while fighting.
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    A Tight Feeling
    in the Chest
[02:11] Hyeonseok
    He's running away! Get him!
[02:13] Snapper
    Not because he'd forgotten the video,
[02:16] Snapper
    but because he'd gotten
    overexcited and lost his cool.
[02:20] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he was fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[02:26] Hobin
    It's obvious why I couldn't
    land a blow earlier.
[02:29] Hobin
    It was too open there,
    and I got caught out.
[02:32] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[02:38] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[02:41] Hobin
    Growth.
[02:43] Hobin
    I've grown, and I didn't even notice.
[02:49] Hyeonseok
    Just give it up already, little worm.
[02:52] Hobin
    Why aren't they hurt? Didn't it work?
[02:56] Munseong
    It's over.
[02:58] Jim mate A
    That shrimp's kick did
    some real damage, huh?
[03:02] Jim mate B
    But he doesn't even do
    any sports or anything, right?
[03:05] Munseong
    "That shrimp's kick"?
[03:08] Munseong
    Could you force yourself to practice 
    a kick 10,000 times in one month?
[03:12] Jim mates
    What?
[03:13] Hobin
    I practiced the calf kick
    10,000 times in one month!
[03:16] Jim mate A
    Did you say 10,000?
[03:18] Jim mate A
    That many calf kicks
    in just one month?
[03:21] Jim mate A
    He really did that?
[03:24] Munseong
    Yup.
[03:26] Munseong
    A regular person won't be able to move
     after being hit by a calf kick.
[03:30] Comedy Crew Boy A
    What the hell is going on?
[03:32] Comedy Crew Boy B
    That wimp only got one kick in.
[03:35] Comedy Crew Boys
    I can't move my leg at all!
[03:38] Munseong
    Something's odd, though.
[03:41] Munseong
    Why isn't the other guy moving?
     He hasn't been kicked.
[03:45] Logan
    You don't get why their boss froze?
SIGN    You don't get why their boss froze?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    MMA Triple Champion 
    Ranking: 1st
SIGN    Munseong 
    Kim's
     Master
SIGN    "The Smiling 
    King of the 
    Ring"
[03:52] Logan
    You got eye problems or something?
SIGN    You got eye problems or something?
[03:54] Logan
    The kid just showed you.
SIGN    The kid just showed you
[03:57] Logan
    It's intimidation!
SIGN    It's intimidation!
[04:00] Hyeonseok
    How should I beat this guy up?
     I just can't decide.
[04:04] Logan
    Well...
SIGN    Well
[04:07] Logan
    He just saw an alpha gorilla.
SIGN    He just saw an alpha gorilla
[04:11] Hobin
    Mom, there's something wrong with me.
[04:14] Hobin
    My heart's thumping,
    and it's not 'cause of love.
[04:18] Hobin
    I'm so excited, even though
    I'm scared to death.
[04:22] Hobin
    What move should I try next?
[04:27] Hobin
    Is this adrenaline?
[04:30] Gaeul
    No one move!
[04:32] Gaeul
    Or this hostage is going down!
[04:35] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Hey, what are you doing?
[04:37] Gaeul
    You yellow-bellied cowards,
    ganging up on one guy like that!
[04:41] Gaeul
    Stop this now, or this one's a goner!
[04:45] Hyeonseok
    Aw, man. They've got a hostage.
[04:49] Hyeonseok
    That's a shame. I wanted to beat him up,
    but guess I'll let him off the hook this time.
[04:54] Snapper
    Phew. Thanks, Gaeul.
     You saved us.
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Please show her face already
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Please show her face already
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Please show her face already
SIGN    One moment later and he would
SIGN    have been toast
SIGN    Is that the editor's voice?
SIGN    Please show her face already
SIGN    One moment later and he would
SIGN    have been toast
[04:58] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Hey, she hit me! Why aren't you
     getting back at her for me?
[05:04] Comedy Crew Boy B
    We would've won
    if they hadn't taken a hostage.
[05:08] Snapper
    And so, that seemed to be the end
    of our beef with the Comedy Crew.
[05:14] Gaeul
    No need to thank me.
[05:16] Gaeul
    I only did what was right.
[05:20] Snapper
    But nobody noticed at the time that the
    fight had awoken something inside Hobin.
[05:26] Hobin
    Something's wrong. Why is this fun?
[05:30] Hobin
    Fighting is fun? Oh, this is bad.
    I might actually have gone insane.
[05:37] Snapper
    Viral Hit, end of livestream!
[05:41] Snapper
    It was a talent blossoming.
[05:43] Hobin
    What's happening to me?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    We TAUGHT
     the Comedy Crew
    A LESSON
    (Feat. Rumi)
[05:48] Snapper
    New video uploaded!
[05:50] Snapper
    Over 2.3 million views in a week!
[05:54] Comedy Crew
    We're the Apology Crew!
[05:56] Snapper
    The Comedy Crew apologized 
    and promised changes,
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    What if the groveling is composited? lol
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    What if the groveling is composited? lol
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    What if the groveling is composited? lol
SIGN    If you're really sorry,
SIGN    This is another lie, right?
SIGN    What if the groveling is composited? lol
SIGN    If you're really sorry,
SIGN    you should quit NewTubu
[06:00] Snapper
    but the backlash was fierce,
    and they closed their channel.
SIGN    This channel has been removed
SIGN    due to violations of our guidelines
[06:04] Gaeul
    How to edit like kids these days...
SIGN    Add a STAR
     in the subtitles!
[06:08] Gaeul
    Add a star in the subtitles!
[06:10] Gaeul
    Yup, looking good.
[06:13] Snapper
    They used to bully Gaeul so much.
    Well, they got what they deserved!
[06:18] Snapper
    The Viral Hit channel
    reached 210,000 subscribers.
[06:23] Snapper
    And afterward, it seemed like
    everything had gone back to normal.
SIGN    No
SIGN    I'm almost home
SIGN    It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
SIGN    Still working?
SIGN    Are you on a late shift today?
[06:37] Hobin
    "It's dangerous to go home
    by yourself so late at night."
SIGN    No
SIGN    I'm almost home
SIGN    It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
SIGN    You said you felt like someone
     was stalking you lately, right?
[06:40] Hobin
    "You said you felt like someone
    was stalking you lately, right?"
SIGN    It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
SIGN    You said you felt like someone
    was stalking you lately, right?
SIGN    You said you felt like someone
    was stalking you lately, right?
SIGN    I'm close to your house right now
SIGN    It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
[06:43] Hobin
    "I'm close to your house right now."
SIGN    You said you felt like someone
    was stalking you lately, right?
SIGN    I'm close to your house right now
SIGN    I'll walk you home
[06:46] Hobin
    "I'll walk you home."
[06:48] Bomi
    "I'm fine, really."
SIGN    I'm close to your house right now
SIGN    I'll walk you home
SIGN    I'm fine, really
[06:51] Bomi
    It's reassuring to know
    he's looking out for me.
[06:55] Bomi
    Oh, sorry—
SIGN    Ssireum NewTuber
    Mangi Hwang
            Channel subscribers: 2 (Lost 5)
[07:03] Mangi
    So cute.
[07:09] Bomi
    What do you want?
[07:12] Mangi
    Don't worry.
[07:15] Mangi
    The two of us are all alone right now.
[07:20] Munseong
    Is this him?
[07:21] Mangi
    Is this the guy who's been stalking you?
[07:29] Mangi
    Get lost.
[07:30] Bomi
    Munseong!
[07:36] Munseong
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Get the opponent worked up."
[07:44] Mangi
    What's this? Are you a Viral Hit rip-off?
[07:49] Munseong
    A rip-off? Me?
[07:53] Munseong
    Find out for yourself.
[07:55] Munseong
    How to Fight: "How to beat
    a Ssireum wrestler as a pro fighter."
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:11] Snapper
    Champion in middleweight,
    light heavyweight, and heavyweight classes.
[08:16] Snapper
    The Smiling King of the Ring: Logan Gracie!
[08:20] Snapper
    By sheer coincidence, he discovered
    a kid with unmatched talent.
[08:25] Snapper
    The super rookie of the
    MMA world: Munseong Kim.
[08:32] Munseong
    Tap out.
[08:36] Snapper
    But even for him,
    this monstrous power was a first.
[08:41] Mangi
    Screw you!
[08:48] Munseong
    How interesting.
[08:50] Munseong
    It's like fighting a boar.
[08:55] Munseong
    In that case, I'll treat this
    like a brawl instead of a fight.
[09:04] Mangi
    All hunks must die!
[09:07] Bomi
    Ouch.
[09:09] Hobin
    Hey!
[09:12] Hobin
    Hey!
[09:14] Hobin
    Hey, you!
[09:18] Snapper
    When Hobin saw Bomi trip,
    he leaped at Mangi in a blind rage.
SIGN    It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
SIGN    You said you felt like someone
    was stalking you lately, right?
SIGN    I'm close to your house right now
SIGN    I'll walk you home
SIGN    I'm fine, really
SIGN    I'm almost there
SIGN    I'm at the corner
SIGN    Why aren't you replying?
[09:24] Bomi
    "I'm fine, really."
[09:27] Hobin
    "I'm almost there."
[09:28] Hobin
    "I'm at the corner."
[09:31] Hobin
    "Why aren't you replying?"
[09:33] Hobin
    Why aren't you replying?!
[09:35] Hobin
    Why aren't you replying?!?
[09:39] Mangi
    What's this?
[09:42] Mangi
    Cotton candy?
[09:47] Hobin
    I couldn't even scream.
[09:50] Snapper
    National Intangible Cultural Heritage
    of South Korea, No. 131:
SIGN    Traditional
    martial
    art
SIGN    Korean
    Wrestling
SIGN    Ssireum
[09:54] Snapper
    the traditional martial art,
    Ssireum: Korean Wrestling.
[09:58] Snapper
    A sport that involves grabbing
    each other’s belts in a contest of strength.
[10:02] Snapper
    At the incredibly young age of 17,
    he reached the apex of the sport.
[10:08] Snapper
    Cheonhajangsa, Mangi Hwang.
SIGN    Cheonhajangsa
    Mangi Hwang
SIGN    ° Cheonhajangsa = Ssireum Champion
[10:11] Snapper
    But there's one thing he loves
    even more than Ssireum.
[10:16] Skirt-Wearing Girl
    Eek!
[10:18] Snapper
    Girls!
[10:20] Mangi
    So cute.
[10:22] Skirt-Wearing Girl
    No! Help!
[10:26] Mangi
    Caught you.
[10:29] Skirt-Wearing Girl
    This guy's crazy!
[10:32] Snapper
    And there's one thing
    he hates more than anything.
[10:36] Scary Man A
    Hey, you.
[10:37] Scary Man A
    Did you just try to grope my girlfriend?
[10:40] Snapper
    Men!
[10:42] Snapper
    He really hates cool men.
[10:50] Mangi
    I hate all of you for being able to do
    all of that romance stuff that I can't.
[10:56] Snapper
    Cheonhajangsa, Mangi Hwang.
[11:01] Snapper
    He's a monster that's just
    all brawn from head to toe.
[11:05] Snapper
    Some people seriously think he's a cyborg.
[11:08] Snapper
    He works part-time at the market.
[11:11] Snapper
    You got beat by a monster,
    so don't blame yourself.
[11:14] Snapper
    Come out of there already.
[11:17] Hobin
    In front of Bomi again...
[11:20] Gaeul
    Boss.
[11:22] Snapper
    I'm opening it.
[11:24] Snapper
    You were lucky Munseong was there, you know.
[11:27] Snapper
    If the police hadn't shown up when they did,
     it would've ended badly.
[11:30] Hobin
    Again... Again in front of Bomi...
[11:34] Snapper
    It's all "Bomi this, Bomi that" with you.
[11:37] Snapper
    So what if you got hit in front of Bomi?
[11:40] Snapper
    Like, what are you gonna do?
    Fight him like you did Pakgo?
[11:45] Snapper
    The law of fear: once you've experienced
    strong fear, smaller fears don't register.
[11:51] Snapper
    The Comedy Crew were obviously tiny fears.
[11:56] Snapper
    But what he'd felt in that moment was fear
    bigger than anything he'd felt before.
[12:01] Hobin
    No. I don't think I can.
[12:05] Snapper
    That's good.
[12:07] Snapper
    Once Mangi Hwang sets
    his sights on you, it's over.
[12:12] Snapper
    Taehun went easy on you
     because you're cute.
[12:16] Snapper
    Besides, do you really think 
    a human can fight a boar?
[12:21] Snapper
    If you see a wild animal,
    the correct response is to call the cops.
[12:27] Snapper
    Our viewers don't know about it, so let's keep
     your run-in with Mangi Hwang a secret—
[12:32] Gaeul
    What in tarnation is this?
[12:34] Snapper
    What's wrong?
[12:35] Gaeul
    Mangi Hwang got the upper hand on us!
SIGN    I beat Viral Hit!
[12:39] Snapper
    That lump! When did he film that?!
SIGN    What? He fought without streaming it?
[12:43] Snapper
    So many comments, too!
SIGN    Why didn't he stream it?
SIGN    Because he lost?
SIGN    Seriously? lol. What a letdown lol
[12:45] Snapper
    The viewers are making stuff up
     and wrecking our image!
SIGN    Explain yourself
SIGN    Explain yourself
[12:50] Snapper
    Damn. I wanted to keep this
    a secret and let it blow over.
[12:54] Snapper
    Thanks to those viewers,
    it's becoming a big deal.
[12:58] Snapper
    It's almost like they want us to
    challenge him to a revenge match.
[13:02] Gaeul
    What should we do?
[13:03] Gaeul
    Does this mean our boss
    has to fight that monster?
[13:09] Gaeul
    The viewers in the chat are
     demanding a rematch.
[13:14] Gaeul
    "Are you going to fight Mangi Hwang again?"
[13:17] Gaeul
    Don't worry! I'll delete
    the malicious comments!
[13:23] Gaeul
    But, Hobin, you're not really thinking
    about fighting Mangi Hwang again, are you?
[13:30] Snapper
    No. This time, you can't.
[13:33] Snapper
    I won't let you. If you want to continue
    NewTubing, you have to survive.
[13:40] Snapper
    This time, you really will die.
[13:43] Snapper
    Hobin, trust me and me alone.
[13:46] Snapper
    I'll explain our way out of this one.
[13:51] Hobin
    Right.
[13:54] Hobin
    What's this heavy feeling in my chest?
[13:59] Hobin
    Snapper started an explainer livestream.
[14:02] Snapper
    Hello to all our viewers!
[14:05] Snapper
    Viral Hit's camera guy, Snapper, here.
[14:08] Snapper
    That fight with the Ssireum 
    NewTuber was a total accident.
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
[14:13] Snapper
    It wasn't planned to be part 
    of our actual video content.
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    There's no need to be so apologetic,
SIGN    is there?
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    There's no need to be so apologetic,
SIGN    is there?
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    There's no need to be so apologetic,
SIGN    is there?
SIGN    It's not easy being Snapper
SIGN    Oh, so there wasn't a fight
SIGN    Oh
SIGN    There's no need to be so apologetic,
SIGN    is there?
SIGN    It's not easy being Snapper
[14:17] Hobin
    Public sentiment began
    to tilt in our favor.
[14:19] Hobin
    Thanks to him, I was able to
    back out of fighting Mangi Hwang.
[14:25] Hobin
    But why does this feel so uncomfortable?
[14:29] Hobin
    I should be glad I don't have to fight.
[14:32] Hobin
    Is it because of Bomi?
SIGN    I just want to be clear. Please don't fight
[14:34] Bomi
    "I just want to be clear. Please don't fight."
SIGN    I'm more scared of you getting hit
[14:39] Bomi
    "I'm more scared of you getting hit."
[14:43] Hobin
    If I don't take him on, what'll happen to Bomi?
[14:46] Hobin
    Mangi Hwang will continue to harass her.
[14:49] Hobin
    No. I'm more uncomfortable that
    I'm more scared than Bomi is.
[14:56] Hobin
    I guess I'll watch some NewTubu.
[14:58] Hobin
    I should get a proper phone stand.
SIGN    100k yen
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SIGN    if she can finish it?!
SIGN    if she can finish it?!
SIGN    Giant Super Spicy Ramen
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SIGN    Challenge!
[15:01] Woman
    Wow, it's huge! I wonder if I can finish this.
[15:04] Woman
    Thanks for the food.
[15:09] Woman
    Too spicy!
SIGN    100k yen
SIGN    100k yen
SIGN    if she can finish it?!
SIGN    if she can finish it?!
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SIGN    Challenge!
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[15:11] Samdak
    "How to defeat a Ssireum
    wrestler as a regular person!"
[15:16] Hobin
    It exists!
[15:17] Samdak
    This time, there really is no way.
[15:19] Hobin
    Huh?
[15:21] Hobin
    It doesn't exist.
[15:22] Samdak
    There is no way for a beginner
    with no skill to defeat a grappler.
SIGN    ° Grappler: A type of martial artist who 
       mainly focuses on grappling techniques
[15:28] Hobin
    Huh?
[15:28] Samdak
    Now, you might be asking,
    why did I bother making this video, then?
[15:32] Samdak
    A beginner can "accidentally"
    beat a striker with a choke.
SIGN    ° Striker: A type of martial artist who
       mainly focuses on striking techniques
[15:35] Samdak
    But a beginner cannot beat a grappler.
    This video is for sending that message.
[15:40] Samdak
    However, that doesn't mean strikers are
    categorically weaker than grapplers.
[15:46] Hobin
    On Samdak's channel, there were no videos
    on how to beat a grappler as an amateur.
[15:52] Hobin
    If that had been a serious fight,
    I guess I could've gotten seriously hurt.
[15:58] Hobin
    But it's weird.
[16:00] Hobin
    I was really scared,
    but I couldn't stop myself.
[16:04] Hobin
    That emotion...
[16:11] Hobin
    I have a heavy feeling in my heart,
    as if a clump of emotion got stuck there.
[16:16] Hobin
    I thought it was all because of Bomi.
[16:19] Hobin
    Why does my chest feel so tight?
[16:25] Hobin
    I've got it.
[16:28] Hobin
    I understand why.
SIGN    The only ally I have in this world
[16:33] Snapper
    Huh? Hobin?
SIGN    The only ally I have in this world
[16:36] Snapper
    Did you see my explainer video?
[16:37] Woman
    Hey! He's talking on the phone
    while driving! That's illegal!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ° Never do this!
[16:41] Snapper
    See how everyone got on our side?
[16:44] Snapper
    That's called controlling the narrative.
[16:48] Snapper
    By the way, I'm headed over to see you.
[16:51] Snapper
    Well, anyway, that whole
    Mangi Hwang thing is done now.
[16:55] Snapper
    Next time, find someone less impossible—
[16:57] Hobin
    Snapper!
[16:59] Hobin
    I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
[17:02] Snapper
    What are you talking about?
    I just got everything under control!
[17:03] Woman
    You on the scooter! Stop!
[17:06] Hobin
    Who cares?!
[17:11] Hobin
    Mom, I figured out why my heart was so heavy.
[17:16] Hobin
    There's a hormone humans emit
    when experiencing extreme fear.
[17:22] Hobin
    It's called adrenaline,
    and they say it makes you super excited.
[17:27] Hobin
    Some people even become addicted to it.
[17:29] Hobin
    Funny, right? Addicted to fighting!
[17:33] Hobin
    That's exactly what I am right now!
[17:35] Hobin
    When all's said and done,
[17:38] Hobin
    I just want to fight!
[17:41] Hobin
    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[17:45] Hobin
    Are you waiting in line 
    to get processed?
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Is he really gonna do this?
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Is he really gonna do this?
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Is he really gonna do this?
SIGN    Is he gonna be okay? He's...
SIGN    The way I see it...
SIGN    Wait, really?
SIGN    Is he really gonna do this?
SIGN    Is he gonna be okay? He's...
SIGN    The way I see it...
[17:48] Hobin
    I know this won't go down 
    like a regular fight, either.
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
SIGN    He might not feel pain, but he can still die
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    He's not calm right now lolol
SIGN    Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
SIGN    He might not feel pain, but he can still die
SIGN    Lololol
[17:54] Mangi
    Viral Hit?
[17:56] Hobin
    Hey Mangi! Man-mangi!
[18:00] Hobin
    Mangi Mangi Man-man-mangi!
[18:04] Hobin
    Yo!
[18:05] Hobin
    But I'll still fight.
[18:09] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Get the opponent worked up."
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    What if Mangi likes it? Heh
SIGN    More groping lol
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    What if Mangi likes it? Heh
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    What if Mangi likes it? Heh
SIGN    Lawl no way he likes it
SIGN    Why are they always groping him? Lolol
SIGN    What if Mangi likes it? Heh
SIGN    Lawl no way he likes it
[18:13] Hobin
    Because fighting's fun!
[18:18] Mangi
    Why does everyone always grope me?
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 4
[18:22] Hobin
    "How to Fight, Lesson 4."
[18:25] Samdak
    As a regular person,
    when facing off against a grappler...
[18:30] Samdak
    Remember this. This is just the first step.
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
[18:34] Hobin
    "How to beat a Ssireum wrestler 
    in a fight as an amateur."
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
SIGN    What new move has he prepared this time?
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
SIGN    Again, adrenaline doesn't stop you dying
SIGN    There's a huge weight difference this time
SIGN    But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
SIGN    Again, adrenaline doesn't stop you dying
SIGN    TA
SIGN    EK
SIGN    WO
SIGN    ND
SIGN    O
SIGN    DO
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[18:42] Snapper
    Hobin, how stupid are you?
[18:46] Snapper
    Hey, everyone. This is Viral Hit.
[18:49] Taehun
    So your opponent's a Ssireum wrestler.
[18:53] Taehun
    I don't think you stand a chance
    this time, though, Hobin Yu.
[18:59] Taehun
    But, well...
[19:01] Taehun
    You do have the same look in your eye...
[19:04] Taehun
    as when you came to see me.
[19:07] (Flashback) Taehun
    What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
[19:16] (Flashback) Hobin
    Teach me.
[19:17] (Flashback) Taehun
    Teach you what?
[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
    Taekwondo's fanciest move:
[19:25] (Flashback) Hobin
    the back kick.
[19:26] (Flashback) Taehun
    Oh, so you want me
    to teach you the back kick.
[19:31] (Flashback) Taehun
    But don't you remember what I said?
[19:34] (Flashback) Taehun
    I told you I'd kill you
    the next time I saw you.
[19:40] (Flashback) Taehun
    Or were you planning to make
    your next video your funeral?
[19:46] Hobin
    He hit my backpack, yet it hurts so much.
SIGN    High School
    Mathematics
SIGN    High School
    Mathematics
[19:55] (Flashback) Taehun
    Textbooks? No wonder you didn't die.
SIGN    High School
    Mathematics
SIGN    High School
    Mathematics
SIGN    High School
    Mathematics
[20:00] Hobin
    That was nothing like the kick back then.
[20:03] Hobin
    He seriously did go easy on me last time.
[20:06] (Flashback) Taehun
    Tell Snapper to come out already.
    Then I'll let you live.
[20:12] Hobin
    I can't breathe. I can't say anything.
[20:16] (Flashback) Hobin
    This isn't content. Snapper isn't here.
[20:20] (Flashback) Hobin
    I have to learn it.
[20:23] (Flashback) Taehun
    But why?
[20:27] Hobin
    I can't go home empty-handed!
[20:31] (Flashback) Hobin
    Because... Because...
[20:35] (Flashback) Hobin
    Taekwondo's the strongest!
[20:42] (Flashback) Hobin
    Of all of the beatings I've taken up to now,
     taekwondo was the strongest!
[20:47] (Flashback) Hobin
    So please teach me!
[20:58] Snapper
    Did you learn a new move beforehand,
     like the previous times?
[21:02] Mangi
    Wow, you run backwards really fast.
[21:05] Taehun
    You're cute. Like a doll.
[21:07] Hobin
    I'm scared. It's like he's gonna
    eat me at any moment.
[21:11] Snapper
    This really is no good.
[21:12] Taehun
    Call me Master.
[21:14] Hobin
    Is this a new form of bullying by being nice?
[21:16] Snapper
    This should make up for
    letting Mangi get the first hit in.
[21:23] Hobin
    I'm losing.

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:06] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he was fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[00:11] Hobin
    I've grown, and I didn't even notice.
[00:14] Snapper & Gaeul
    End of livestream!
[00:17] Mangi
    So cute.
[00:18] Munseong
    It's like fighting a boar.
[00:20] Snapper
    He's a monster that's just
    all brawn from head to toe.
[00:24] Hobin
    I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
[00:27] Taehun
    Or were you planning to make
    your next video your funeral?
[00:30] Hobin
    Because... Taekwondo's the strongest!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:06] Hobin
    Man-man-man-mangi!
[02:08] Hobin
    So huge!
[02:10] Hobin
    Mangi Hwang.
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
[02:13] Snapper
    That idiot!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Joy
[02:14] Snapper
    I tried so hard to stop him!
    Does he even have a plan?
[02:19] Snapper
    Or does he have a trick up his sleeve again?
[02:23] Snapper
    Has he picked up a new technique,
    like all the previous times?
[02:34] Hobin
    Calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
[02:39] Hobin
    Here come that emotion I get
    while fighting! That hormone!
[02:44] Hobin
    Adrenaline!
[02:46] Hobin
    Got him!
[02:48] Snapper
    Nice, Hobin! 
    Solid hit with that calf kick!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[02:56] Mangi
    Didn't do nothing.
[02:59] Hobin
    And that's when...
[03:00] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:02] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:05] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:06] Hobin
    ...I started regretting everything 
    I'd felt up to that point.
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:09] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:12] Hobin
    What's going on? How can he be so calm?
[03:12] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:17] Samdak
    Ssireum, the traditional
    martial art of Korea.
[03:21] Samdak
    A sport where contestants strive
    to remain standing inside a ring of sand.
[03:27] Hobin
    This strange sensation
    I get when my kicks land...
[03:31] Hobin
    It's like kicking a one-ton truck
    instead of a human.
[03:36] Mangi
    What kick did you call that?
[03:38] Samdak
    They are monsters who even
    train their toes to remain standing.
[03:44] Samdak
    If you encounter one,
    my advice to you is this:
[03:50] Samdak
    Run away!
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
[03:53] Hobin
    I'm such an idiot! 
    A complete buffoon!
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
[03:56] Hobin
    Emotions? Adrenaline? 
    All worthless!
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
[03:59] Hobin
    How come my legs hurt more
    from actually kicking him?
[04:02] Hobin
    Fighting is fun?
[04:04] Hobin
    Maybe when you're evenly matched, sure!
[04:08] Mangi
    Wow, you're pretty fast, even
    though you're running backwards.
[04:12] Hobin
    This is just a fight for survival now!
[04:15] Snapper
    Hobin sure has gotten stronger.
[04:18] Snapper
    By running backwards, he can flee
    while keeping an eye on his opponent.
[04:23] Snapper
    That said, I've grown, too, 
    seeing how I'm noticing that.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
[04:27] Snapper
    Listen up, everyone.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
[04:30] Snapper
    Hobin's game plan 
    is already in motion.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
[04:33] Snapper
    Remember his fight
    against the Comedy Crew?
[04:36] Snapper
    Yup, Hobin Yu's hit-and-run tactics!
[04:39] Snapper
    A Ssireum wrestler is still a human being!
[04:42] Snapper
    There's no way he won't feel 
    those calf kicks when running!
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
[04:47] Gaeul
    "Sheesh, talk about amateurs!"
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    What nonsense are you spouting?
[04:50] Gaeul
    "Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
    What nonsense are you spouting?"
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    what Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!
[04:55] Gaeul
    "You idiots don't even know what
    Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!"
[05:05] Mangi
    I'm a fast runner, too.
[05:07] Mangi
    I run 30 km every day.
[05:10] Gaeul
    "Their basic training is running
    at full speed on sand!"
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    at full speed on sand!
[05:16] Hobin
    I knew that.
[05:17] Samdak
    Running away from them is impossible.
[05:21] Samdak
    Their basic training involves
    running at full speed across sand.
[05:25] Samdak
    So let me teach you something.
[05:27] Samdak
    Every animal, humans included,
    is at its most vulnerable when running.
[05:33] Hobin
    Samdak taught me that.
[05:38] Mangi
    Gotcha.
[05:40] Hobin
    But how?
[05:42] Mangi
    So light.
[05:43] Mangi
    He came at me with such speed,
    yet he's taken zero damage?
[05:48] Mangi
    I remember now. You're cotton candy.
[05:52] Hobin
    What is his body made of?
[05:54] Samdak
    An unskilled beginner has
    no chance of beating a grappler!
[06:00] Hobin
    I can't beat him without skills.
[06:03] Hobin
    So if I have a skill, I can beat him!
[06:06] Hobin
    And I do have one!
[06:08] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[06:10] Mangi
    Hey. Don't touch my head.
[06:13] Hobin
    His neck is too thick.
[06:16] Samdak
    The baseball choke applies pressure to the
    carotid artery using the opponent's clothing.
[06:22] Hobin
    His neck's so thick and short,
    I can't get my hands in there!
[06:25] Hobin
    It looks even shorter seen from below.
[06:28] Hobin
    The calf kick, the punch, the choke...
    Nothing works.
[06:32] Hobin
    So there really is no way for
    a regular person to beat a grappler?
[06:35] Mangi
    I have to punish you for touching my head.
[06:40] Hobin
    Why the head?
[06:42] Hobin
    Is it a grappler's weakness or something?
[06:45] Hobin
    One even Samdak doesn't know about?
[06:50] Samdak
    Ssireum, Korean wrestling.
[06:52] Samdak
    The sport where wrestlers attempt
    to throw each other in a ring of sand.
[06:58] Samdak
    But outside of the sand ring, a grappler will
    throw their opponent onto asphalt instead.
[07:03] Samdak
    The flashiest Ssireum move: the front suplex!
[07:08] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    Whoa...
[07:10] Hobin
    This is nothing like 
    the fight with Pakgo.
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
[07:13] Hobin
    An opponent I have 
    no hope of beating.
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
[07:15] Hobin
    I don't even feel frustrated.
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
[07:18] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[07:20] Hobin
    There's no way a regular person 
    can defeat a Ssireum wrestler.
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:26] Mangi
    Hm?
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:27] Snapper
    This is why I tried to stop you.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[07:33] Snapper
    Why did you take him on?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
[07:36] Snapper
    "Look"?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
[07:43] Snapper
    What is that?!
[07:45] Snapper
    Hobin?!
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
[07:52] Mangi
    What's this?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    He came prepared!
SIGN    He came prepared!
[07:58] Snapper
    You've done well! 
    You can stop now!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
[08:00] Snapper
    You don't have 
    your protector anymore!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
[08:03] Snapper
    You can't beat him! You're an amateur!
[08:07] Hobin
    Strikers are not...
[08:09] Hobin
    inherently weaker than grapplers.
[08:16] Taehun
    Right.
[08:17] Taehun
    There's no way we're weaker.
[08:21] Taehun
    You included.
[08:24] Taehun
    You do have the same look in your eye...
[08:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
[08:32] Taehun
    ...as when you came to see me.
[08:36] (Flashback) Hobin
    Teach me.
[08:37] (Flashback) Taehun
    Teach you what?
[08:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
    Taekwondo's fanciest move.
[08:46] Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout!
[08:50] Hobin
    Taekwondo's fanciest move!
[08:54] (Flashback) Hobin
    Running backwards is training?
[08:57] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is this a real training method?
[09:04] Hobin
    Back kick!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:22] (Flashback) Taehun
    You've gotta be kidding!
[09:24] (Flashback) Taehun
    What are you doing?! This is a dojo!
[09:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    This place is for practicing taekwondo!
[09:30] (Flashback) Taehun
    Why are there kids
    doing their homework here?
[09:34] (Flashback) Taehun
    Stop just staring at me! Get out!
[09:38] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    Taehun. You must know...
[09:42] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    With how popular MMA is,
    nobody wants to learn taekwondo.
SIGN    Multiplication Table
[09:48] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    It's hard to make a living
    from taekwondo alone.
[09:52] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    The future of taekwondo is...
[09:55] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said you'd try.
[09:58] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said if I came first in the next
    tournament, you'd give it your all, too.
[10:04] (Flashback) Taehun
    But you're making excuses again.
[10:08] (Flashback) Taehun
    Taekwondo's worthless in a real fight,
     so it has no future?
[10:12] (Flashback) Taehun
    Just you watch. I'll overwhelm
    MMA fighters with taekwondo.
[10:21] (Flashback) Taehun
    Because taekwondo is the
    strongest. You got that?
[10:29] (Flashback) Taehun
    How cute. You look just like a doll.
[10:33] (Flashback) Taehun
    That's my uniform from when I was in
    grade school, but it fits you perfectly.
[10:38] (Flashback) Taehun
    From now on, wear that to the dojo.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'm scared. It feels like
    he might eat me at any moment.
[10:49] (Flashback) Hobin
    Taehun, why did you, um...
[10:52] (Flashback) Taehun
    Call me "master."
[10:56] Hobin
    What did I do?
[10:59] Hobin
    Or is this some new form of bullying
    where he pretends to be nice to me?
[11:02] (Flashback) Hobin
    Um, master, I asked you
    to teach me the back kick.
[11:07] (Flashback) Hobin
    So why am I running backwards?
[11:10] (Flashback) Taehun
    Running backwards? You don't get it, do you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Taehun
    This is the training
    method for the back kick.
[11:18] Hobin
    I didn't do anything.
    I just said taekwondo is the strongest.
[11:23] (Flashback) Taehun
    Aim for the opponent's solar plexus.
[11:34] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    That's a back kick!
[11:35] Hobin
    That doesn't feel right.
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun!
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
[11:38] Hobin
    Does the solar plexus feel this heavy?
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:42] Hobin
    Oh, uh, sorry.
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:45] Snapper
    That's totally out of order.
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
[11:48] Snapper
    Though a win's a win, right?
[11:52] Snapper
    Kicking someone in the crotch
    in a street fight is fine, right?
SIGN     Re-match versus Mangi Hwang, Ssireum champ!
SIGN    28k watching
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    214k subscribers
[11:56] Snapper
    Aw, yeah! We've got almost 30,000 viewers!
[11:59] Snapper
    Now I'm sure he has the upper hand!
[12:09] Hobin
    Impossible! Even a back kick 
    to the crotch has no effect?!
SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
[12:14] Snapper
    This is bad, Hobin! 
    We're cornered!
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Tombstone
[12:17] Snapper
    If you lose now, it's over!
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
[12:20] Snapper
    Tens of thousands 
    of people are watching!
[12:23] Mangi
    Front suplex!
[12:26] Hobin
    I'm going to lose!
[12:28] Hobin
    If I hit the ground now, it's over.
[12:30] Hobin
    I have to grab something! Anything!
[12:32] Hobin
    Grab anything!
[12:41] Hobin
    A Viral Hit livestream gets
    approximately 30,000 viewers.
[12:45] Hobin
    Dozens of comments pour in every second.
[12:49] Hobin
    But today, for the first time
    during a Viral Hit livestream,
[12:54] Hobin
    the chat comments stopped
    completely for a brief moment.
[13:16] Hobin
    Want some?
[13:18] Mangi
    No.
[13:22] Hobin
    I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come up with
    a cure in a few years. Don't give up.
[13:29] Mangi
    Yeah.
[13:31] Mangi
    I heard that guys who
    do sports get all the girls,
[13:34] Mangi
    so I worked hard and climbed
    all the way up to Cheonhajangsa.
[13:38] (Flashback) Photographer
    Okay, Mr. Cheonhajangsa,
    please take a few steps back.
[13:41] Mangi
    But the popular guys were good-looking
    Geumgangjangsas and Taebaegjangsas.
SIGN    ° The weight classes below Cheonhajangsa
       are called Geumgang and Taebaeg
[13:48] Mangi
    Everyone said I was fat and scary.
[13:52] Mangi
    I have to get a girlfriend fast
     before it goes completely.
[13:56] Mangi
    But I keep getting impatient.
[13:58] Hobin
    What's that you're munching on?
[14:00] Mangi
    Hair growth supplements.
[14:02] Hobin
    So all this time,
    it was all a misunderstanding?
[14:06] Hobin
    You challenged Munseong to a fight, right?
[14:08] Mangi
    That was because he was following Bomi around.
     I thought he was stalking her.
[14:13] Mangi
    I just wanted to help her.
[14:16] Snapper
    Well, I understand your impatience,
    but there must have been another way.
[14:20] Hobin
    Yeah. Don't you realize how scared Bomi was?
[14:24] Mangi
    No! There's no other way!
[14:26] Mangi
    Genius Smooth Talker, Lesson 3:
     "Girls like powerful guys!"
[14:31] Mangi
    Do you even know 
    how awesome this teacher is?
SIGN    Genius pickup artist
SIGN    Shh! You can do 
    romance, too
SIGN    Pickup techniques 
    taught by a pro
[14:35] Mangi
    He's dated 10,000 girls!
[14:38] Mangi
    I even took lessons using the money
     I made as Cheonhajangsa!
[14:42] Hobin
    I see.
[14:44] Hobin
    Snapper and I could tell right away
    that Mangi Hwang wasn't a bad guy.
[14:50] Mangi
    Viral Hit...
[14:53] Mangi
    Do you think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
[14:58] Hobin
    Of course you will!
[14:59] Hobin
    That he's a man worth crying over!
[15:02] Mangi
    The reason I started NewTubing was
    to become famous so I could get a girl.
[15:13] Hobin
    I don't know why,
    but I feel tears pouring out.
[15:33] Mangi
    It's over.
[15:35] Mangi
    Nobody could love someone like me.
[15:40] Mangi
    I'll quit NewTubu, too.
[15:43] Mangi
    Sorry for everything, Viral Hit.
[15:49] Hobin
    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[15:52] Hobin
    Don't you see the passionate support
    you're getting from the viewers?!
[15:58] Hobin
    Don't give up! You can achieve 
    your dream of getting a girlfriend!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
[16:10] Hobin
    You have so many allies!
[16:12] Hobin
    Your NewTubu journey has only just begun!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
[16:25] Hobin
    With Mangi Hwang's tears sending us off...
[16:28] Hobin
    Viral Hit, end of livestream!
[16:49] Customer
    Excuse me.
[16:51] Bomi
    Oh, sorry!
[16:54] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[17:26] Hobin
    The rest is up to our editor.
[17:29] Gaeul
    Man, this is so moving!
[17:32] Gaeul
    I never knew Mangi Hwang was like this.
[17:37] Gaeul
    I hope things work out for him.
[17:41] Gaeul
    I'll make sure to edit this up good.
    But how should I go about it?
[17:46] Hobin
    Gaeul's edited highlights video
    got 3 million views.
[17:50] Hobin
    And our channel subscriber
    count hit 220,000.
SIGN    Like, subscribe, and hit 
    that notification button!
[17:54] Hobin
    Everyone was filled with joy.
[17:57] Snapper
    The channel's gradually getting famous.
    I can just hear the money flowing in.
[18:04] Snapper
    And it's all thanks to my planning.
[18:08] Snapper
    Hobin makes money while
    my resume gets more impressive.
[18:12] Snapper
    At this rate, I might even be
    a movie director by the time I'm 20.
[18:17] Hobin
    That's when "they" started approaching us.
[18:19] Snapper
    Hey! What's this about?!
[18:25] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
[18:27] Hobin
    I talk to Bomi every day and
    I don't have to worry about money!
[18:32] Hobin
    The loan is almost paid off, too!
[18:35] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
[18:39] Jihyeon
    Hobin, did you get yourself
    a girlfriend or something?
[18:42] Hobin
    No way! No girlfriend here!
[18:44] Jihyeon
    You know, I haven't heard
    from the debt collectors lately.
[18:48] Hobin
    I told you, this new part-time job
     I have pays really well.
[18:53] Hobin
    If I keep working hard,
     I think we can pay off all of our loans.
[18:57] Jihyeon
    I see. It's nothing shady, is it?
[19:00] Hobin
    No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry, Mom.
[19:04] Hobin
    I can't tell my mom that her son
    gets paid to get beaten up in fights.
[19:10] Jihyeon
    Well, in that case, maybe I'll come work
    with you when I'm out of this place.
[19:15] Hobin
    Wait, no! You can't, Mom!
[19:17] Hobin
    I can't fight alongside my own mother!
[19:20] Jihyeon
    By the way, a nurse was
    looking for you earlier.
[19:24] Jihyeon
    It seemed important.
    You should go talk to her.
[19:27] Hobin
    To me? I wonder what it's about.
[19:30] Hobin
    I'm worried.
[19:32] Hobin
    All right, I'll go now.
[19:34] Jihyeon
    Okay. See you soon.
[19:40] Hobin
    What would my mom think if she found out
    I get into fights for NewTubu content?
[19:50] Hobin
    What? The date for
    my mom's surgery has been set?
[19:53] Hobin
    You were able to find a donor?
[19:55] Nurse
    That's right.
[19:57] Hobin
    You said before that
    we'd have to wait a long time.
[20:00] Nurse
    We got lucky.
[20:02] Nurse
    If the surgery goes well,
    she won't need dialysis anymore.
[20:07] Nurse
    Hobin, you've worked so hard up to now—
[20:09] Hobin
    So...
[20:12] Hobin
    So we can live together
     at home from now on?
[20:19] Nurse
    Come on now. This is good news.
     Why are you crying?
[20:23] Nurse
    It's fine. Everything's going to work out.
[20:26] Nurse
    But the surgery's going to be expensive.
[20:30] Nurse
    Including management fees,
    it's around 2 million—
[20:33] Hobin
    I'll get the 2 million yen!
[20:36] Nurse
    Huh?
SIGN    My mom's surgery date is set!
[20:40] Hobin
    "My mom's surgery date is set!"
[20:43] Bomi
    "Great! Congratulations!"
[20:47] Hobin
    I text Bomi every day.
    I don't have to worry about money.
[20:52] Hobin
    And most important of all,
    I'm no longer alone.
[20:56] Hobin
    I have great friends!
[21:03] Hobin
    Snapper! My mom's getting surgery!
    She'll be able to leave the hospital!
[21:09] Snapper
    Hobin...
[21:10] Snapper
    That's great.
[21:14] Hobin
    I've never been happier in my life!