# Viral Hit
Like and subscribe to NewTube’s latest streaming sensation, Hobin Yu! Tired of bullies, the scrawny high schooler is fighting back and streaming it. With tips from a mysterious online channel, he’s cashing in and knocking out bullies. He’s got the internet going crazy, but can Hobin keep it up or will he get crushed by his next match?
# Season 1
# E1 - First Upload
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK9NDV/first-upload)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
My life is pure darkness. It's hell.
**[00:07] Hobin**
Enough already!
**[00:08] Bomi**
Welcome! May I take your order?
**[00:10] Pakgo**
Hobin's getting carried away.
**[00:12] Jihyeon**
Did you get in a fight?
**[00:13] Rumi**
My revenue from that stream
is already over 30,000 yen!
**[00:16] Snapper**
I'll help you make a *ton* of money.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Stream starts soon
***SIGN*** Thank you! 700k subscribers!
**[02:12] Pakgo**
*Hey, hey!*
**[02:14] Pakgo**
*Hello, everyone! Pakgo here!*
***SIGN*** It's Pakgo
***SIGN*** Pakgo!
***SIGN*** He's at
school lol
***SIGN*** What's today's stream about?
**[02:19] Pakgo**
Today, I'm celebrating
my channel hitting 700k subscribers.
**[02:25] Pakgo**
For my lunchtime live stream today,
**[02:27] Pakgo**
I'll be joined by my classmate
and beauty tips NewTuber, Rumi!
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
**[02:33] Rumi**
I'm still new, so please support me!
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
***SIGN*** So there's a guest today, huh?
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
***SIGN*** So there's a guest today, huh?
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
***SIGN*** So there's a guest today, huh?
***SIGN*** Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
***SIGN*** Who's this girl?
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
girlfriend?
***SIGN*** So there's a guest today, huh?
***SIGN*** Pakgo mentioned it yesterday
**[02:37] Rumi**
I'll try my best,
but please go easy on me.
**[02:41] Pakgo**
Could you tell the viewers a
little bit about your channel?
**[02:46] Rumi**
I mainly do vids with
makeup tips for students.
**[02:49] Pakgo**
And you have a model with you
today to show us, don't you?
**[02:53] Rumi**
Yes! I worked very hard
on this model's makeup.
**[02:59] Hobin**
*It's all NewTubu this, NewTubu that.*
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** lol
**[03:03] Hobin**
*This sucks ass.*
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** wtf lol
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** wtf lol
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** wtf lol
***SIGN*** Oh, *that* kind of "makeup." I get it now
***SIGN*** lol
***SIGN*** wtf lol
***SIGN*** Oh, *that* kind of "makeup." I get it now
**[03:05] Hobin**
* If you're gonna use me,*
* at least gimme a share of the revenue.*
**[03:08] Students**
What's going on?
**[03:09] Pakgo**
Snapper, camera please.
**[03:11] Snapper**
Right.
**[03:12] Students**
It's Pakgo.
**[03:14] Pakgo**
C'mon, Hobin. Ya gotta greet our viewers.
**[03:20] Pakgo**
With a smile.
**[03:23] Pakgo**
And one lucky person outta all those
who like and subscribe to my channel
***SIGN*** Don't turn your back to the camera lol
***SIGN*** Don't turn your back to the camera lol
***SIGN*** Don't turn your back to the camera lol
**[03:27] Pakgo**
is gonna win themselves a latest-model PC!
**[03:31] Hobin**
*Liar. It's a scam.*
**[03:35] Pakgo**
And now, let's greet all
of our wonderful viewers!
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** First
Upload
**[03:46] Hobin**
*Damn. Why won't this come off?*
**[03:50] Hobin**
*I don't want to come to school anymore.*
**[03:53] Hobin**
*Why do I put up with this, you ask?*
**[03:56] Hobin**
*NewTuber: Pakgo. 700,000 subscribers.*
***SIGN*** Pakgo
***SIGN*** Troublemaker
NewTuber
***SIGN*** 700k Subscribers
**[04:01] Hobin**
* His grades suck, but he knows*
* how to rake in the cash.*
***SIGN*** Rumi
***SIGN*** Beauty
NewTuber
***SIGN*** 5k Subscribers
**[04:05] Hobin**
*Newbie NewTuber: Rumi.*
**[04:07] Hobin**
*Able to live off her looks alone.*
**[04:11] Hobin**
*Everyone else has* something*.
I've got nothing.*
**[04:16] Hobin**
*I'm not smart or rich.*
**[04:19] Hobin**
*Yup, that's me.*
**[04:23] Hobin**
The back of my neck, too? Man...
**[04:25] Snapper**
Hey, ugly!
**[04:28] Snapper**
I thought I told you to *smile!*
**[04:32] Hobin**
S-Stop!
**[04:32] Snapper**
That was *live!*
How're ya gonna make up for that?
**[04:34] Snapper**
You did it on purpose, didn't you?!
**[04:38] Hobin**
*This is Snapper.*
**[04:39] Hobin**
* He's Pakgo's cameraman,*
* and one of his hangers-on.*
**[04:42] Hobin**
*He's in the delinquents' group.*
**[04:44] Snapper**
You're so annoying!
Don't underestimate me!
**[04:47] Hobin**
*But in a fight, he's...*
**[04:55] Snapper**
H-Hey, Pakgo. Did you just
see the look on his face?
**[04:58] Pakgo**
Man, oh man. Hobin's getting carried away.
**[05:02] Snapper**
I almost wet myself in fear!
**[05:05] Hobin**
*This is Snapper's position.*
**[05:06] Pakgo**
If you do, we're streaming it!
**[05:08] Hobin**
* He volunteered to be Pakgo's cameraman*
* so he could piggyback on his authority.*
**[05:12] Hobin**
*He's a strategist.*
**[05:13] Snapper**
What's this? You got a problem?
**[05:16] Hobin**
*That's how the school pecking order works.*
**[05:19] Rumi**
Wait, for real?
**[05:21] Rumi**
My revenue from that stream
is already over 30,000 yen!
**[05:24] Rumi**
Thanks, Pakgo!
**[05:26] Hobin**
*Was that 30,000 yen?!*
**[05:26] Pakgo**
Told ya, didn't I?
**[05:28] Pakgo**
With your looks, you'll definitely
steal the hearts of middle-aged men.
**[05:29] Hobin**
* They barely did anything, yet they*
* earned 30,000 yen during lunch break?*
**[05:32] Pakgo**
Ya gonna repay me in some way?
**[05:35] Rumi**
You can count on it.
**[05:37] Pakgo**
Huh? What's that even mean?
**[05:37] Hobin**
*Whoa. I wonder if...*
**[05:39] Hobin & Snapper**
*...maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.*
**[05:39] Hobin & Snapper**
Maybe I should start a NewTubu channel, too.
**[05:44] Snapper**
I think I'm ready.
**[05:47] Hobin**
*You, a NewTuber?*
**[05:50] Hobin**
*Well, I was thinking the same thing, but...*
**[05:53] Snapper**
Pakgo, what do I need to
start a NewTubu channel?
**[05:58] Pakgo**
You wanna start one, too?
**[06:00] Pakgo**
Minors can't receive revenue, so you'll need
your parents' account and a bankbook.
**[06:06] Snapper**
Seriously?
**[06:07] Snapper**
I used some money from my parents' savings
a while back and they found out,
**[06:10] Snapper**
so I can't touch their
bank account at all right now.
**[06:16] Snapper**
Oh, I know.
**[06:19] Snapper**
Hey, is your mom still alive?
**[06:22] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:26] Snapper**
She's sick, right?
Let me borrow her bank account.
**[06:32] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:35] Pakgo**
"Still alive"? What kind of question is that?
**[06:38] Pakgo**
You should've said,
"Has your mom passed away yet?"
**[06:41] Rumi**
That's awful. You should apologize.
**[06:44] Snapper**
You think so?
**[06:46] Snapper**
Good catch, Pakgo.
I almost became the bad guy!
**[06:51] Hobin**
* This is where I was*
* supposed to use my fists.*
**[06:55] Hobin**
*Sorry, Mom.*
**[06:58] Hobin**
*I couldn't do anything.*
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeon Park
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Heojun Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Huata Park
**[07:06] Jihyeon**
I can leave the hospital anytime I want.
**[07:09] Jihyeon**
I'm tired of being stuck in here.
**[07:11] Hobin**
*Mom, you liar.*
**[07:13] Hobin**
* If you left the hospital,*
* you'd get worse.*
**[07:15] Hobin**
Don't worry about the house.
Just concentrate on getting better.
**[07:20] Jihyeon**
By the way, your face...
**[07:22] Jihyeon**
Did you get in a fight?
**[07:26] Hobin**
What are you talking about?
**[07:28] Hobin**
I'd never do something like that.
**[07:31] Hobin**
*I'm a liar, too.*
**[07:33] Female Clerk**
That'll be 30,000 yen.
**[07:37] Female Clerk**
You need a receipt, right?
**[07:38] Hobin**
Yes.
**[07:40] Hobin**
*Man, 30,000 yen. To me...*
**[07:43] Hobin**
* that's a week's wages*
* from my part-time job.*
**[07:46] Worker A**
Where's the next burger?
**[07:46] Hobin**
*Even if I worked
after school every day,*
***SIGN*** Electricity
***SIGN*** Gas
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Rent
***SIGN*** Insurance
***SIGN*** One month's
loan repayment
***SIGN*** Monthly
hospital
bill
***SIGN*** Monthly
medicine
costs
***SIGN*** Phone bill
***SIGN*** Approx. Total:
110,000 yen
**[07:47] Worker B**
Number 52
shouldn't have pickles!
**[07:48] Hobin**
*I'd only make
5,000 yen a day.*
**[07:48] Worker A**
Hurry up with number 60!
**[07:49] Worker D**
Ask the girl at the counter.
**[07:50] Hobin**
*Yet they made 30k
in one lunch break...*
**[07:51] Worker A**
Why are we so busy today?
**[07:52] Worker E**
Someone get some more patties.
**[07:54] Hobin**
*What's wrong with our society?*
**[07:55] Hobin**
*My life is pure darkness. It's hell!*
**[07:58] Bomi**
Hobin.
**[08:00] Hobin**
*No, there's still hope.*
**[08:04] Hobin**
*My Venus: Bomi Choi!*
**[08:08] Bomi**
Do you know where the beef patties are?
**[08:10] Hobin**
In the walk-in refrigerator.
You have to go right in the back.
**[08:15] Bomi**
Got it. Thanks.
**[08:17] Male Worker A**
Want me to come with you?
**[08:19] Male Worker B**
I'll go get 'em for you.
**[08:21] Bomi**
No, it's fine.
**[08:22] Hobin**
*Whoa, I actually* talked *to Bomi!*
**[08:26] Hobin**
*The idol of our restaurant.*
**[08:28] Bomi**
Welcome! May I take your order?
**[08:31] Hobin**
*Just looking at her makes me happy.*
**[08:33] Pakgo**
Good evening, everyone!
**[08:36] Pakgo**
It's me, Pakgo, with my 700k
subscribers! Thank you!
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo so
cute lol
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo so
cute lol
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo so
cute lol
***SIGN*** Wonder what
he'll do today
***SIGN*** Pakgo!!
***SIGN*** So many
people
***SIGN*** Pakgo so
cute lol
***SIGN*** Wonder what
he'll do today
**[08:41] Hobin**
Pakgo?!
**[08:43] Pakgo**
Here I am,
streaming at WacDanald's!
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** What's today's
theme?
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** What's today's
theme?
**[08:46] Customer**
Hey, it's Pakgo.
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** What's today's
theme?
***SIGN*** Can't wait!
***SIGN*** Such a cute
smile lol
***SIGN*** What's today's
theme?
***SIGN*** Can't wait!
**[08:47] Hobin**
*And Snapper's with him, too.*
**[08:47] Customer**
Whoa, it's really him.
**[08:47] Pakgo**
I'm here on a mission.
**[08:48] Customer**
What are you up to today?
**[08:49] Hobin**
*Shit! I can't let him see me!*
**[08:50] Pakgo**
So now, today's mission is...
**[08:52] Pakgo**
...to meet the goddess of WacDanald's
who's been blowing up social media!
**[08:59] Hobin**
Huh?
**[09:00] Hobin**
What did he say?!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[09:13] Pakgo**
Hello! Wow, you're a cutie.
**[09:17] Pakgo**
I've actually got a challenge for you.
**[09:18] Hobin**
*He came here to see Bomi?*
**[09:20] Pakgo**
You have to make the *exact* burger
in this photo in 30 seconds,
**[09:24] Pakgo**
or else you have to
tell me your phone number.
**[09:27] Pakgo**
Please make it delicious.
**[09:30] Hobin**
*Pakgo just wants her phone number.*
**[09:35] Hobin**
* But 30 seconds is impossible.*
* It has over ten ingredients.*
**[09:41] Hobin**
*But he'll never get Bomi!*
**[09:43] Pakgo**
I'm *so* sorry. I don't wanna do this either,
but my viewers demand it.
**[09:49] Pakgo**
But yeah, if you gimme your number,
I'll buy you a coffee or whatever later.
**[09:55] Male Worker A**
Hey, what do we do?
**[09:57] Pakgo**
Or, you know what?
Maybe you can join me on my next stream!
**[09:57] Male Worker B**
Even I don't have Bomi's contact info.
Are NewTubers allowed to do whatever they want?
**[10:03] Hobin**
Here is your clubhouse burger.
Thank you for waiting.
**[10:07] Hobin**
I added a flag for you,
just like in the photo.
**[10:10] Hobin**
Also, I added an extra patty. On the house.
**[10:12] Pakgo**
Huh?
**[10:13] Snapper**
You...
**[10:14] Hobin**
Now, please leave.
You're disturbing our other customers.
**[10:21] Hobin**
*See that? I'm the king of WacD's.*
**[10:24] Male Worker A**
Hey, good job!
**[10:25] Male Worker B**
That was awesome, Hobin Yu!
**[10:28] Hobin**
*I'm so getting beat up tomorrow.*
**[10:31] Hobin**
*What am I even doing?*
**[10:32] Hobin**
*Nobody's ever gonna accept me, anyway.*
**[10:40] Snapper**
Thank you for that 3,000 yen donation!
**[10:44] Snapper**
What? 30,000 yen if I get 30 kills?
**[10:46] Hobin**
*Damn it. What am I doing?*
**[10:48] Snapper**
Thanks! Yeah, I'm gonna do it!
**[10:50] Snapper**
Just watch me!
**[10:50] Hobin**
* Why did I let a guy*
* like him into my house?*
**[10:53] Snapper**
Time to bring my A game!
**[10:55] Hobin**
*He wants to stream from my house?*
**[10:55] Snapper**
There's one kill!
**[10:59] Snapper**
Two kills, three kills,
four kills, five kills...
**[10:59] Hobin**
* I'm sorry, Mom. He's making money with*
* your username and bank account.*
**[11:05] Snapper**
And 11 kills, 12 kills, 13 kills...
**[11:05] Hobin**
*And 30,000 yen for 30 kills?*
**[11:09] Hobin**
*Damn him, making easy money.*
**[11:10] Snapper**
Here we go! Boom!
**[11:12] Snapper**
And 19 kills, 20 kills, 21 kills...
**[11:12] Hobin**
*And he's making me cook ramen, too.*
**[11:15] Hobin**
* I should ask him if he'll share*
* some of the revenue with me.*
**[11:16] Snapper**
And 23 kills, 24 kills, 25 kills...
**[11:20] Snapper**
All right, 30 kills, here I come!
**[11:22] Snapper**
Yeah, 30,000 yen!
**[11:23] Snapper**
Fire!
**[11:36] Snapper**
Hot!
**[11:38] Snapper**
Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
**[11:41] Hobin**
Sorry! I tripped on the cord!
**[11:43] Snapper**
What are you gonna do
about my 30,000 yen?
**[11:46] Hobin**
I didn't do it on purpose! I said I'm sorry!
**[11:48] Snapper**
You owe me that money!
Or are you too poor to cough up?
**[11:53] Snapper**
You're so damn useless!
**[11:53] Hobin**
*Why am I getting beat up in my own house?*
**[11:57] Snapper**
You're the reason your mom has cancer!
**[12:10] Hobin**
*For the first time ever, I thrust out my fist.*
**[12:12] Hobin**
*For the first time ever, I punched someone.*
**[12:14] Snapper**
Wh-Why, you!
**[12:17] Hobin**
* Fighting wasn't as big*
* of a deal as I thought.*
**[12:23] Hobin**
Damn you!
**[12:27] Hobin**
Damn you!
**[12:28] Snapper**
Stop it!
**[12:31] Snapper**
You can't eat kimchi with your eyes!
**[12:34] Snapper**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
**[12:40] Gaeul**
Hm...
**[12:47] Hobin**
*I'm starting to feel the pain now.*
**[12:50] Hobin**
*Is this what it's like?*
**[12:54] Hobin**
*This'll cost even more money.*
**[12:56] Hobin**
* Why do I always have*
* to worry about money?*
**[13:00] Hobin**
*If only I'd been born into a rich family...*
**[13:03] Hobin**
Damn it! Who cares? I'm going to sleep.
**[13:09] Hobin**
* It struck me then*
* just how miserable I was.*
**[13:15] Hobin**
*Electricity bill.*
**[13:28] Hobin**
Who's calling me so early?
**[13:32] Hobin**
Hello.
**[13:34] Snapper**
*How dare you!*
**[13:35] Snapper**
That video! Take it down!
**[13:38] Hobin**
Snapper?
**[13:39] Snapper**
The NewTubu live stream
from last night! Delete it now!
**[13:42] Snapper**
Which one's your house?
They all look the same!
**[13:47] Hobin**
But the stream ended
when I disconnected the...
**[13:50] Hobin**
*Huh?*
**[13:52] Hobin**
*Wait a minute.*
**[13:53] Hobin**
* The cord that I unplugged*
* wasn't for the main PC, it was...*
**[13:58] Hobin**
*the monitor cord?*
**[14:01] Snapper**
Our fight was broadcast in full!
**[14:06] Snapper**
*From that camera!*
**[14:09] Snapper**
* The monitor went black,*
* but it was all streamed in real time!*
**[14:13] Hobin**
What? Don't be stupid!
I never uploaded that!
**[14:18] Snapper**
When the PC goes offline
while streaming live,
**[14:21] Snapper**
the video gets uploaded automatically.
**[14:25] Snapper**
* I can't even delete it*
* because it's not my account.*
**[14:28] Snapper**
*Gimme the password!*
**[14:30] Hobin**
This can't be happening.
**[14:33] Hobin**
There's no way a video gets uploaded
if a live stream gets cut off.
**[14:38] Hobin**
It's really here.
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
**[14:40] Hobin**
*Over 10,000 comments?*
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
**[14:42] Hobin**
*Has it already spread to
other social networks, too?*
***SIGN*** Came from Fwitter
super lol
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
***SIGN*** My son's almost in high school, too
***SIGN*** I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
***SIGN*** My son's almost in high school, too
***SIGN*** I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
***SIGN*** Friend showed me this
Epic lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
***SIGN*** My son's almost in high school, too
***SIGN*** I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
***SIGN*** A truly embarrassing
page in their history lol
***SIGN*** Kids these days
***SIGN*** Always fighting, never studying...
***SIGN*** My son's almost in high school, too
***SIGN*** I hope he's all right... (°cries°)
***SIGN*** A truly embarrassing
page in their history lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
**[14:46] Hobin**
*It's spread all over the world overnight.*
***SIGN*** So funny lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
***SIGN*** So funny lol
**[14:54] Hobin**
* I've gone from being bullied locally*
* to being bullied globally.*
**[15:00] Hobin**
* Anyway, I'll delete this,*
* before it spreads any further.*
***SIGN*** Views equal money on NewTubu,
so this is a big deal
**[15:06] Hobin**
*What? Views can be monetized?*
***SIGN*** I hear it's 0.1 yen per view
***SIGN*** Is it really 0.1 yen?
***SIGN*** I don't know for sure,
but that's the estimate
**[15:13] Hobin**
*It's 0.1 yen per view?*
**[15:16] Hobin**
*Multiply that by the number of views...*
***SIGN*** views
**[15:22] Hobin**
*One...*
**[15:23] Hobin**
*One* million *yen?!*
**[15:27] Male Student A**
Watch Hobin go!
**[15:29] Female Student**
Wow, crazy.
**[15:30] Male Student B**
What's he swinging around?
**[15:32] Male Student C**
Man, the look on his face.
**[15:34] Male Student D**
These guys are messed up.
**[15:35] Male Student A**
Can they even come to school after this?
**[15:38] Male Student B**
I would totally quit.
**[15:43] Male Student B**
Hey. Here he comes.
**[15:44] Snapper**
*Have they seen it?*
**[15:46] Male Student C**
The star of NewTubu!
**[15:47] Snapper**
* And after I sucked up so hard*
* to Pakgo to get popular...*
**[15:51] Snapper**
* Backlash from that video has*
* made me a laughingstock, too.*
**[15:55] Snapper**
*I can't let myself go down like this.*
**[15:58] Snapper**
*I have to sacrifice an easy target!*
**[15:59] Otaku Student**
*Women's Frontline* rocks.
**[16:01] Snapper**
*Behold, the pecking order.*
**[16:04] Snapper**
Hey, loser!
**[16:07] Otaku Student**
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!
**[16:11] Otaku Student**
I'll friggin' *kill* you!
**[16:13] Snapper**
*Help me, Pakgo.*
**[16:18] Snapper**
* As someone who's been dragging people*
* down my entire life, I knew right away.*
**[16:23] Otaku Student**
You are already dead!
**[16:27] Snapper**
* As the new laughingstock,*
* my wings had already been clipped.*
**[16:34] Hobin**
This week's hospital bill...
**[16:36] Hobin**
comes to 120,000 yen?!
**[16:38] Female Clerk**
Yes, that's right. Are you okay?
**[16:41] Hobin**
Man, 120,000 yen...
**[16:44] Hobin**
I can pay, of course.
**[16:51] Hobin**
'Cause I've got one million yen coming in.
***SIGN*** views
**[16:55] Hobin**
Getting paid for each view...
It's a dream come true.
**[16:59] Snapper**
Hey! Shithead!
**[17:04] Snapper**
You might have made some money,
**[17:07] Snapper**
but I've just become
the school laughingstock!
**[17:12] Snapper**
Gimme half the money! I have rights, too!
**[17:16] Hobin**
Don't be stupid!
**[17:17] Hobin**
You got what you deserve!
**[17:21] Hobin**
Why should I give you *any* of my money?
**[17:24] Snapper**
Shut up! It's *my* channel!
**[17:27] Hobin**
The account belongs to my mom!
**[17:30] Snapper**
It's your fault that everyone at school—
**[17:33] Hobin**
As if I care about that!
**[17:35] Hobin**
* I already fought him once.*
* I'm not scared of him anymore.*
**[17:44] Hobin**
Hey, stop crying.
**[17:47] Hobin**
No matter how much you cry,
I'm not giving you any money.
**[17:51] Snapper**
Hey.
**[17:52] Hobin**
Huh?
**[17:54] Snapper**
*Shut up! It's* my *channel!*
**[17:56] Snapper**
How about now?
**[17:57] Hobin**
*The account belongs to my mom!*
**[17:59] Snapper**
*It's your fault that everyone at school—*
**[18:00] Hobin**
Isn't this the fight we just had?
**[18:02] Hobin**
*As if I care about that!*
**[18:03] Snapper**
Awesome angle, right?
**[18:05] Snapper**
I've got the skills to get a great shot
even when filming secretly.
**[18:09] Hobin**
Enough already!
Are you gonna upload that, too?
**[18:13] Snapper**
Nobody's gonna watch
this tired old recycled crap.
**[18:16] Snapper**
They'll just claim it was
all staged and insult us.
**[18:20] Snapper**
No, I didn't come to fight today.
**[18:25] Snapper**
I'm asking you to join me.
**[18:29] Snapper**
You like money, right?
**[18:34] Snapper**
I'll help you make a *ton* of money.
**[18:38] Hobin**
*I can make money like that again?*
**[18:41] Snapper**
I'll get you that dough.
**[18:43] Snapper**
C'mon, I'm Pakgo's former producer!
**[18:48] Snapper**
You haven't received
the revenue yet, have you?
**[18:50] Snapper**
You *do* know ya hafta go through screening
and other complex stuff for that, yeah?
**[18:55] Hobin**
Screening?
**[18:57] Snapper**
Can you make the content yourself?
Who's going to film it?
***SIGN*** Screening
***SIGN*** Filming
***SIGN*** Planning
**[19:01] Snapper**
What about planning?
Editing? Visual effects?
***SIGN*** Editing
***SIGN*** Visual
Effects
**[19:04] Snapper**
Pakgo managed to hit the big time
thanks to my planning and camerawork.
**[19:10] Snapper**
I'll be your producer.
**[19:15] Snapper**
All you have to do is appear on camera.
**[19:17] Snapper**
Trust me and follow me.
Let's make a ton of money together!
**[19:21] Hobin**
Money...
**[19:25] Hobin**
*Money!*
**[19:28] Snapper**
*Sweet. I've hooked this fool good.*
**[19:32] Snapper**
* All I have to do is make use*
* this idiot's account,*
**[19:35] Snapper**
*and I'll go up the pecking order again.*
**[19:38] Hobin**
How do we split the money?
**[19:41] Snapper**
Well, I'll manage all of it,
but since we're friends now,
**[19:45] Snapper**
let's say 90% for me, and 10% for you.
**[19:51] Snapper**
* He can do all the hard work*
* while I rise up with ease.*
**[19:59] Hobin**
Screw you.
**[20:00] Snapper**
Huh?
**[20:01] Hobin**
If I'm the one on camera,
how come you get 90%?
**[20:04] Hobin**
Besides, I'm not your friend.
**[20:07] Snapper**
Wh-Whoa, whoa.
**[20:09] Snapper**
*Uh-oh. If he doesn't cooperate...*
**[20:12] Snapper**
Fine. How about 40% for me,
60% for you. How's that sound?
**[20:17] Hobin**
I'd be better off flipping burgers, moron.
**[20:20] Snapper**
Wait! 30:70? N-No, 20:80!
**[20:24] Snapper**
This is the only way left for me!
**[20:27] Snapper**
Fine, damn it! Make it 10:90!
**[20:33] Hobin**
Hm, what should I do?
**[20:36] Hobin**
Let's hear about this content you have
in mind that you're so proud of.
**[20:40] Snapper**
* Curse this loser.*
* I thought he was just an idiot.*
**[20:45] Snapper**
Our content is going to be...
**[20:48] Snapper**
calling out bullies in real time!
**[20:58] Pakgo**
We're giving away one latest-model PC!
**[21:00] Hobin**
It's all lies!
**[21:01] Snapper**
We're gonna lure Pakgo's
viewers to our channel.
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo turns out to be a hopeless delinquent?!
**[21:04] Hobin**
Who likes watching a
bullied kid get beat up?
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** Why's no one there
stopping him?
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** Why's no one there
stopping him?
**[21:08] Pakgo**
That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
**[21:11] Hobin**
You bastard!
**[21:12] Rumi**
Just once, please? Please?
**[21:15] Munseong**
Watch your mouth.
**[21:16] Bomi**
I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
**[21:18] Hobin**
* Who would've known an unknown foreigner's*
* channel would change my life forever?*
***SIGN*** Uploaded Videos
***SIGN*** Play All
***SIGN*** Views
***SIGN*** Views
***SIGN*** Views
***SIGN*** Views
# E2 - I Have to Become Stronger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU07XD7/i-have-to-become-stronger)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Pakgo**
And now, let's greet all
of our wonderful viewers!
**[00:09] Hobin**
*See that? I'm the king of WcD's.*
**[00:10] Snapper**
Hey, is your mom still alive?
**[00:13] Hobin**
* He's making money with*
* your username and bank account.*
**[00:20] Snapper**
Our fight was broadcast in full!
**[00:24] Hobin**
*It's 0.1 yen per view?*
**[00:27] Snapper**
All you have to do is appear on camera.
***SIGN*** Views equal money on NewTubu,
so this is a big deal
**[00:28] Hobin**
One *million* yen?!
**[00:30] Snapper**
Trust me and follow me.
Let's make a ton of money together!
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
**[02:06] Pakgo**
But man, I was totally surprised, too!
**[02:10] Pakgo**
The duo everyone's
talking about were in my class!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** It's a NewTuber gathering
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** It's a NewTuber gathering
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** It's a NewTuber gathering
***SIGN*** Make them fight again lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** It's a NewTuber gathering
***SIGN*** Make them fight again lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** They're really in his class
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** I Have to Become
Stronger
**[02:14] Pakgo**
What? Make them fight again?
**[02:14] Snapper**
*He's trying to take
advantage of our new fame.*
**[02:17] Pakgo**
I can't say that to my friends!
**[02:18] Hobin**
*Who would've thought
he'd do a live stream of us?*
**[02:22] Pakgo**
Let's greet our viewers, shall we?
**[02:24] Hobin & Snapper**
Hello! We're the Bullied Boys!
**[02:27] Hobin**
*What a terrible deal.*
**[02:29] Snapper**
Hey...
**[02:29] Snapper**
When are you gonna do it?
**[02:31] Hobin**
Just gimme a minute.
**[02:33] Pakgo**
And there's more great news for my viewers!
**[02:33] Hobin**
*I'll do it when I'm ready.*
**[02:36] Pakgo**
One randomly selected viewer
who has liked and subscribed to my channel
**[02:40] Pakgo**
is gonna win a latest-model PC!
**[02:43] Hobin**
It's all lies!
**[02:45] Pakgo**
Huh?
**[02:46] Hobin**
The "random" selection, the giveaway...
It's all staged!
**[02:50] Hobin**
He's not gonna give away a PC at all!
This guy's full of shit!
**[02:54] Hobin**
He pretends to be good
in front of the camera,
**[02:56] Hobin**
but behind the scenes, he's just a punk!
**[02:59] Hobin**
He's a real delinquent!
**[03:01] Hobin**
Pakgo's responsible
for all of these bruises!
**[03:05] Hobin**
I'll be uploading all of the things
he did to me on my own channel!
**[03:08] Hobin**
* I get beat up every time*
* I come to school anyway.*
**[03:12] Hobin**
* If I can make money*
* by getting beat up, then so be it!*
**[03:15] Crowd**
What's this?
**[03:15] Hobin**
I'll be uploading all the things
he did to me on my own channel!
**[03:16] Crowd**
A fight?
**[03:18] Crowd**
More like a public execution by Pakgo.
**[03:20] Crowd**
That guy's always getting beat up.
**[03:22] Gaeul**
Ah, nothing of value here.
**[03:24] Crowd**
Wait, something's up.
**[03:27] Male Student A**
What's gotten into Hobin?
**[03:29] Crowd**
Is Pakgo in trouble?
**[03:31] Snapper**
* Good. Lead Pakgo's viewers*
* over to our channel.*
**[03:37] Snapper**
* You're doing great, Hobin.*
* He's all flustered from being exposed...*
**[03:41] Snapper**
*Huh?*
**[03:43] Pakgo**
What are you even doing?
**[03:46] Pakgo**
My stream ended 'cause my battery died.
**[03:52] Pakgo**
That was quite the stunt
you just tried to pull, Hobin.
**[03:57] Pakgo**
Trying to expose *me?*
Is that your idea of revenge?
**[04:03] Snapper**
*Don't look this way!*
**[04:05] Snapper**
*I already started streaming.*
**[04:05] Pakgo**
How *dare* you try to mess with me!
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
**[04:08] Snapper**
* Entitled: "Popular NewTuber*
* Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!"*
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
***SIGN*** Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
**[04:14] Snapper**
*I've got a great angle.*
**[04:17] Snapper**
*This is great!
We're getting so many subscribers!*
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What's gotten into Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What's gotten into Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What's gotten into Pakgo?
***SIGN*** Someone post this everywhere
***SIGN*** What? Is this really Pakgo?
***SIGN*** What's gotten into Pakgo?
***SIGN*** Someone post this everywhere
**[04:21] Snapper**
*Pakgo's a real idiot.*
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** Why's no one there
stopping him?
***SIGN*** I didn't realize
Pakgo was like this
***SIGN*** Why's no one there
stopping him?
**[04:23] Snapper**
*Did he think we'd be stupid enough
to challenge him on his own stream?*
**[04:27] Snapper**
*Don't worry about the camera.*
**[04:30] Snapper**
* Give us your best performance,*
* star of the show.*
**[04:33] Snapper**
* Get beat up like you always do*
* so we can make some money!*
**[04:38] Hobin**
* Is getting beat up really*
* where the big money is?*
**[04:41] Hobin**
* Do people really enjoy watching*
* a bullied kid get beat up?*
***SIGN*** Electricity
***SIGN*** Gas
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Rent
***SIGN*** Insurance
***SIGN*** One month's
loan repayment
***SIGN*** Monthly
hospital
bill
***SIGN*** Monthly
medicine
costs
***SIGN*** Phone bill
***SIGN*** Approx. Total:
110,000 yen
**[04:46] Hobin**
*I have to make* big *money.*
**[04:50] Hobin**
*To do that, I need these videos to blow up.*
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** This is lols
**[04:54] Hobin**
*Isn't the real content
when the bullied kid...*
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** Just adding to his hospital bill
***SIGN*** This is lols
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** Just adding to his hospital bill
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** Just adding to his hospital bill
***SIGN*** Pakgo's facing resistance lol
***SIGN*** So many viewers
***SIGN*** Cornered rat boy is done
***SIGN*** Just adding to his hospital bill
***SIGN*** Pakgo's facing resistance lol
**[04:58] Hobin**
*stands up to the bully?*
**[05:02] Pakgo**
Hey, you little brat.
**[05:05] Pakgo**
You want some?
**[05:07] Snapper**
*What's that idiot doing?*
**[05:10] Gaeul**
What's happening?
**[05:10] Snapper**
* If he'd just stayed quiet,*
* it would've been a short beating.*
**[05:14] Snapper**
*When did Hobin get so brave?*
**[05:21] Hobin**
*Oh, come on! Someone stop this already!*
**[05:24] Hobin**
*Why's everyone just standing and watching?*
**[05:27] Hobin**
*I can't back down now.*
**[05:32] Hobin**
* He's terrifying. Is that a tree trunk*
* where his neck should be?*
**[05:35] Hobin**
*How are his irises so tiny?*
**[05:37] Hobin**
* His muscles are huge.*
* And what's with those tattoos?*
**[05:41] Hobin**
*You're still in high school!*
**[05:43] Hobin**
*His hands are huge.*
**[05:45] Hobin**
*Compared to him, I'm just a scrawny twig.*
**[05:49] Hobin**
*What am I supposed to do now?*
**[05:50] Hobin**
*In foreign movies...*
**[05:54] Hobin**
*Maybe I should just apologize.*
**[05:57] Pakgo**
You're in way over your head.
**[06:00] Pakgo**
That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Pakgo**
"Still alive?" What kind of question is that?
**[06:09] (Flashback) Pakgo**
You should've said,
"Has your mom passed away yet?"
**[06:12] Hobin**
*That was the moment my fight started.*
**[06:15] Hobin**
How dare you insult my mom,
**[06:18] Hobin**
you bastard!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** He didn't even budge lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** He didn't even budge lol
**[06:30] Snapper**
You dumbass. Think about
the weight difference!
**[06:33] Pakgo**
Heh. This kid is fast.
**[06:37] Pakgo**
Your mom's in the hospital, right?
**[06:41] Pakgo**
I'll put you in the bed next to her!
**[06:48] Snapper**
*Man, that's gotta hurt.*
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Yeah, keep going! lol
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Yeah, keep going! lol
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Yeah, keep going! lol
***SIGN*** Mercy?
***SIGN*** Straight out of a manga lol
***SIGN*** Yeah, keep going! lol
***SIGN*** Mercy?
**[06:53] Hobin**
* I didn't realize weight*
* made such a difference.*
**[06:56] Hobin**
*That other fight was child's play.*
**[06:59] Hobin**
*This is what a real fight is like.*
**[07:03] Hobin**
*So this is how it ends.*
**[07:06] Pakgo**
Did ya think it was over already?
**[07:10] Pakgo**
The fun's just starting!
**[07:14] Hobin**
Stop—
**[07:15] Munseong**
Hey.
**[07:21] Munseong**
Can you keep it down a little?
**[07:23] Pakgo**
Who said that?
**[07:25] Pakgo**
If you wanna nap, go home!
**[07:27] Munseong**
Huh?
**[07:30] Gaeul**
*Oh! It's that kid!*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[07:32] Gaeul**
*A rising star in the world of MMA:
the super rookie, Munseong Kim!*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
**[07:36] Pakgo**
Oh, I didn't mean to... Um...
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** The old dude knows his stuff
***SIGN*** Wow cool
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** The old dude knows his stuff
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** The old dude knows his stuff
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so scared lol
***SIGN*** Hm I dunno
***SIGN*** The real deal appears lol
***SIGN*** The old dude knows his stuff
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so scared lol
**[07:39] Gaeul**
*Wow-ee! Who knew
he was in this class, too?*
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
**[07:45] Munseong**
Watch your mouth.
**[07:47] Pakgo**
Uh, right. You got it, Munseong.
**[07:51] Hobin**
* He made the whole room tense*
* with just a few words.*
**[07:55] Hobin**
* That there is a guy who's at the summit*
* of a world that's totally foreign to me.*
**[07:59] Munseong**
I'm going back to sleep.
Don't wake me again.
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Not even the toughest punks
***SIGN*** can face
this guy
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Not even the toughest punks
***SIGN*** can face
this guy
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Not even the toughest punks
***SIGN*** can face
this guy
***SIGN*** Pakgo has left the chat
***SIGN*** Unbelievable charisma
***SIGN*** Not even the toughest punks
***SIGN*** can face
this guy
***SIGN*** Pakgo has left the chat
**[08:05] Pakgo**
Got any smokes?
**[08:06] Male Student B**
Uh, yeah.
**[08:10] Snapper**
* Hobin, that was pretty cool.*
* For you, at least.*
**[08:15] Snapper**
*It might seem like you lost...*
**[08:18] Snapper**
*but you've gained some fans.*
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** He's definitely got courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** That tackle tho
***SIGN*** That was cool
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** That tackle tho
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** That tackle tho
***SIGN*** Let's report Pakgo
***SIGN*** That was awesome. Good job
***SIGN*** I get bullied too. You give me courage
***SIGN*** That tackle tho
***SIGN*** Let's report Pakgo
**[08:24] Pakgo**
My battery dying midstream
sure saved my ass.
**[08:28] Pakgo**
Hobin almost outed me.
**[08:32] Pakgo**
What's this?
***SIGN*** Chat
**[08:33] Pakgo**
"Reveal"? "Staged"?
What are they jabbering about?
**[08:41] Pakgo**
Huh?!
**[08:47] Hobin**
*I am the prey, not the predator.*
**[08:50] Hobin**
*I didn't choose to be like this.*
**[08:52] Hobin**
*They decided it for me.*
**[08:56] Hobin**
*But right now, I'm cool.*
**[08:58] Hobin**
*"Why?" I hear you ask.*
**[09:00] Hobin**
*'Cause I hit Pakgo where it* really *hurt!*
***SIGN*** Trending
***SIGN*** Pakgo bully
***SIGN*** Pakgo exposed
***SIGN*** Pakgo
***SIGN*** Pakgo video
**[09:04] Hobin**
* The video of Pakgo's violent assault*
* on me got uploaded to NewTubu.*
***SIGN*** Real-Time Search
***SIGN*** Enter keyword
***SIGN*** Search
***SIGN*** Violence
***SIGN*** Pakgo Bully
Pakgo BTS
Pakgo
Pakgo Video
Pakgo Violence
T-1 Grand
Prix winner
Tomorrow's weather
Univer
All you can eat wagyu
Movies
***SIGN*** Pakgo NewTuber
Cancel Pakgo
School violence
Delete account
Pakgo gang
CEO why
Pakgo real
Flower Festival
Mystery Event
Pakgo
***SIGN*** Bullying
***SIGN*** Hot topics
***SIGN*** Pakgo
***SIGN*** Trending
**[09:08] Hobin**
* The next day, it was*
* trending on search engines.*
**[09:11] Hobin**
* It immediately went viral,*
* exploding everywhere.*
***SIGN*** Pakgo's
violent nature
***SIGN*** "Pakgo" school violence video
***SIGN*** Violent video from
popular NewTuber "Pakgo"
***SIGN*** Today's weather
***SIGN*** The real face behind the
popular NewTuber mask
***SIGN*** Streamer University
***SIGN*** "Pakgo" video leaked
**[09:15] Pakgo**
You piece of shit!
**[09:19] Hobin**
*He immediately apologized
in a live broadcast,*
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
**[09:21] Hobin**
*but he made a rookie error.*
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
***SIGN*** I think he's a good person at heart
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
***SIGN*** I think he's a good person at heart
**[09:22] Cameraman**
And we're good.
**[09:23] Pakgo**
Did you get it properly?
**[09:25] Camerman**
Yeah. Getting good reactions.
**[09:27] Pakgo**
Sucking up to my idiotic
viewers is a piece of cake.
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** You're still live
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** You're still live
***SIGN*** by him
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** You're still live
***SIGN*** Rotten to the core lol
***SIGN*** This lol
***SIGN*** Only idiots would be tricked
***SIGN*** by him
***SIGN*** Knew it lol
***SIGN*** Another staged event
***SIGN*** You're still live
***SIGN*** Rotten to the core lol
***SIGN*** This lol
***SIGN*** Only idiots would be tricked
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** #Pakgo #CommunityService
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** Serving the
Community
***SIGN*** #Pakgo #CommunityService
**[09:32] Pakgo**
You all right?
**[09:32] Hobin**
* In addition to the*
* staged giveaway I revealed,*
***SIGN*** 1 Million Yen
***SIGN*** 1 Million Yen
***SIGN*** 1 Million Yen
***SIGN*** I Went Shopping with
***SIGN*** I Went Shopping with
***SIGN*** I Went Shopping with
***SIGN*** #MillionYenShopping #ReceiptsReveal !
**[09:34] Pakgo**
I really bought it!
**[09:35] Hobin**
*viewers started digging up
other staged videos.*
***SIGN*** I donate one month
***SIGN*** I donate one month
***SIGN*** I donate one month
***SIGN*** of my revenue
***SIGN*** of my revenue
***SIGN*** of my revenue
***SIGN*** #Pakgo #Revenue #Donation
**[09:36] Pakgo**
For those less fortunate than me!
***SIGN*** \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,348,458,308)}I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,298.333,458,256.333)}I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(460,339,460,297)}and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(510,388.333,510,346.333)\clip(422,248,627.333,342.667)}I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** are his own lol
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** are his own lol
***SIGN*** So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** are his own lol
***SIGN*** So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** are his own lol
***SIGN*** So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
***SIGN*** A liar through and through
***SIGN*** I asked for receipts
***SIGN*** and he said he can't show 'em
***SIGN*** I asked the shop.
He returned it all
***SIGN*** All of the winners' email addresses
***SIGN*** are his own lol
***SIGN*** So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
***SIGN*** A liar through and through
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Subscribers
left until zero
***SIGN*** Pakgo
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
**[09:39] Hobin**
*Someone even made a website
dedicated to watching*
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
**[09:42] Hobin**
*his subscriber count go down.*
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
***SIGN*** Go for 200k!
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
***SIGN*** Go for 200k!
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
***SIGN*** Go for 200k!
***SIGN*** Divine Retribution
***SIGN*** He's losing one a second
***SIGN*** Already below 500k
***SIGN*** What genius made this?
***SIGN*** Go for 400k!
***SIGN*** Go for 300k!
***SIGN*** Go for 200k!
***SIGN*** Divine Retribution
**[09:44] Hobin**
*Pakgo quickly became old news.*
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
**[09:51] Hobin**
*When some fall, others rise.*
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** Hero of the losers
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** Hero of the losers
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** Hero of the losers
***SIGN*** I'm following this guy from now on
***SIGN*** So who outed him?
***SIGN*** You don't know?
***SIGN*** <-- This guy
***SIGN*** King of the bullied
***SIGN*** Hero of the losers
***SIGN*** I'm following this guy from now on
**[09:56] Hobin**
*I was one who rose.*
***SIGN*** Hobin TV
***SIGN*** Hobin
***SIGN*** Subscribe
**[09:59] Hobin**
* Now that I've made it this far,*
* I can't turn back.*
**[10:04] Snapper**
Hey, listen. From here on out,
our main content's gonna be "fights."
**[10:10] Snapper**
But there's a critical issue with that.
**[10:13] Hobin**
Huh?
**[10:14] Snapper**
Video length.
**[10:17] Snapper**
On NewTubu, you make money
based on ads, not views.
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
**[10:21] Snapper**
To make *real* money, we need to
put ads into videos of adequate length.
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
***SIGN*** The parts where ads play
**[10:27] Snapper**
But you won't last longer
than a minute in a real fight, right?
**[10:30] Snapper**
You need to last at least
three minutes to make any revenue.
**[10:35] Snapper**
If you can't do that,
our NewTubu careers are over.
**[10:38] Hobin**
*Three minutes, huh?*
**[10:43] Hobin**
*How to get better at fighting...*
***SIGN*** How to get better at fighting
***SIGN*** How do I get better at fighting?
***SIGN*** Anonymous
***SIGN*** Viewed
***SIGN*** times
***SIGN*** I want to get better at fighting. Please tell me how!
***SIGN*** #Fighting #MartialArts #WinningFights #Judo
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** LooksAreMostImportant
***SIGN*** Though I don't think there's any need to be strong...
Just doing push-ups, sit-ups, and back extensions on your own won't
make you stronger. The only way is to get a grip through repeated
real-world experience. First, you need to train yourself so that you don't lose
sight of yourself. Go train in a martial arts gym or dojo. By training your mind
in those places, you will change, and you will realize that fighting is stupid.
**[10:51] Hobin**
I don't have time to take it that slowly!
***SIGN*** Judo
**[10:54] Hobin**
*I have to learn something. Anything.*
***SIGN*** Karate
***SIGN*** Pro Wrestling
**[11:01] Hobin**
*None of these are easy to replicate.*
**[11:04] Hobin**
*I have to learn how to fight on my own.*
**[11:09] Hobin**
How to fight...
***SIGN*** How to fignt
**[11:13] Hobin**
Damn. Typo.
**[11:16] Hobin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** How to Fignt
**[11:17] Hobin**
* There's an actual channel*
* with that name?*
***SIGN*** How to Fignt
***SIGN*** 0 Subscribers
**[11:19] Hobin**
*No subscribers? So I'm the first to find it?*
**[11:25] Hobin**
* Someone must have made it by mistake.*
* There can't be any videos on—*
**[11:28] Hobin**
*So many videos!*
**[11:31] Hobin**
* Why make so many videos*
* if you have no subscribers?*
**[11:36] Samdak**
*Hello!*
**[11:37] Samdak**
*Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
**[11:42] Hobin**
*Who would've known...*
**[11:44] Samdak**
*Do you want to learn how to win fights?*
**[11:47] Hobin**
* ...that this unknown foreigner's channel*
* would change my life forever?*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[12:04] Samdak**
*Before we go into practical techniques,*
**[12:05] Samdak**
* let's go over the state of mind*
* you'll need for fighting.*
***SIGN*** Rule
No.1:
Never get
worked up.
**[12:09] Samdak**
*Rule No. 1: never get worked up.*
**[12:13] Samdak**
* If you cannot control yourself,*
* you are no longer swinging your fists,*
**[12:19] Samdak**
*you are simply swinging your emotions.*
**[12:21] Samdak**
* Conversely, if you can get your opponent*
* worked up, you will have a clear advantage.*
**[12:27] Samdak**
* Now, here's the first technique*
* I will teach you.*
**[12:31] Hobin**
*What is this? Is this for real?*
**[12:35] Samdak**
*"How to get hit without getting hurt!"*
***SIGN*** How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[12:43] Hobin**
This is...
**[12:44] Hobin**
No, no, no. This is way too suspicious!
**[12:46] Hobin**
There's no *way* that'd work so easily!
**[12:49] Hobin**
It's just another scam, drawing attention
with free content to get money out of people.
**[12:57] Hobin**
Bedtime.
**[13:00] Samdak**
* So, until next time,*
* please enjoy studying how to fight!*
**[13:06] Hobin**
I quit.
**[13:09] Hobin**
* Working part-time like this won't*
* help me pay off my mom's hospital bills.*
**[13:14] Hobin**
*I need to make more money faster.*
**[13:17] Female worker A**
Oh, did you hear? That guy's quitting.
**[13:21] Female worker B**
Which guy?
**[13:22] Female worker A**
You know, the guy
that makes burgers super fast.
**[13:26] Female worker B**
Hobin?
**[13:28] Female worker B**
The Pakgo reveal video guy.
**[13:31] Manager**
Now that you're famous,
you don't want to work anymore, huh?
**[13:35] Manager**
Maybe I should give
NewTubu a try, too.
**[13:40] Manager**
Hey, what's with that look?
**[13:42] Manager**
Talk about scary.
**[13:44] Bomi**
I think he's cool.
**[13:47] Bomi**
I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
**[13:51] Bomi**
So thanks.
**[13:54] Bomi**
Can I get your contact info?
**[13:58] Bomi**
If you're quitting,
we won't see each other, right?
**[14:01] Manager**
My precious Bomi...
**[14:05] Bomi**
I'll text you.
**[14:15] Bomi**
*Class is boring.*
***SIGN*** Class is boring
***SIGN*** Are you bored?
**[14:16] Hobin**
*Are you bored?*
***SIGN*** Class is boring
***SIGN*** Are you bored?
***SIGN*** Aren't you, Hobin?
**[14:17] Bomi**
*Aren't you, Hobin?*
***SIGN*** Class is boring
***SIGN*** Are you bored?
***SIGN*** Aren't you, Hobin?
***SIGN*** Nope
**[14:19] Hobin**
*Nope.*
***SIGN*** Class is boring
***SIGN*** Are you bored?
***SIGN*** Aren't you, Hobin?
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** So you're busy?
**[14:20] Bomi**
*So you're busy?*
***SIGN*** Class is boring
***SIGN*** Are you bored?
***SIGN*** Aren't you, Hobin?
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** So you're busy?
***SIGN*** Kinda
**[14:22] Hobin**
*Kinda.*
**[14:23] Hobin**
*This isn't some scam, right?*
**[14:24] Bomi**
*Huh? Where'd that come from?*
***SIGN*** Aren't you, Hobin?
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** So you're busy?
***SIGN*** Kinda
***SIGN*** This isn't some scam, right?
***SIGN*** Huh? Where'd that come from?
**[14:26] Hobin**
* I don't care if it's a scam!*
* Take all my money!*
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** So you're busy?
***SIGN*** Kinda
***SIGN*** This isn't some scam, right?
***SIGN*** Huh? Where'd that come from?
***SIGN*** I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
**[14:29] Bomi**
*You're so funny, Hobin.*
***SIGN*** So you're busy?
***SIGN*** Kinda
***SIGN*** This isn't some scam, right?
***SIGN*** Huh? Where'd that come from?
***SIGN*** I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
***SIGN*** You're so funny, Hobin, lol
**[14:33] Snapper**
What are you grinning about?
**[14:35] Hobin**
I-I'm researching content.
**[14:37] Snapper**
Liar.
**[14:39] Snapper**
So how's it feel being a NewTuber
with 100k subscribers?
**[14:45] Snapper**
You're probably the first regular guy
to get to 100k after just two videos.
**[14:53] Snapper**
That's not easy to achieve,
even for your average celebrity.
**[14:56] Snapper**
So? Did you come up with a way
to keep a fight going for three minutes?
**[15:04] Hobin**
Um, well...
**[15:06] Hobin**
I'll give it some more thought.
**[15:08] Snapper**
You dumbass. Are you taking this seriously?
**[15:11] Snapper**
We can't let this opportunity go to waste!
**[15:14] Snapper**
Hasn't it sunk in yet that you're famous?
**[15:17] Hobin**
Well, sure, but being famous
doesn't really lead to anything good—
**[15:21] Rumi**
Hey, Hobin.
**[15:24] Rumi**
Wanna do a live stream with me?
**[15:27] Hobin**
It just did!
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
15k Subscribers
**[15:28] Hobin**
Snapper, being famous *rocks!*
**[15:30] Snapper**
Yeah, let's do it!
**[15:33] Snapper**
But why?
**[15:34] Hobin**
You used to team up with Pakgo.
**[15:37] Rumi**
My viewers keep asking me
to do a stream with Hobin.
**[15:42] Rumi**
Just this one time. Please?
**[15:46] Rumi**
I cut all ties with Pakgo.
I never liked the guy, anyway.
**[15:52] Hobin**
Hey, Snapper, what do we do?
**[15:53] Snapper**
Well, you can bring your friend,
and we can go on a double date.
**[15:59] Pakgo**
Don't get too cocky, you cowards!
**[16:05] Pakgo**
Hobin. You ruined my NewTubu channel.
**[16:10] Hobin**
*Hey, wait a sec.*
**[16:11] Samdak**
* There's no easier opponent*
* than one that's worked up.*
**[16:16] Pakgo**
Face me, loser!
**[16:20] Samdak**
* If you cannot control yourself,*
* you are no longer swinging your fists,*
**[16:26] Samdak**
*you are simply swinging your emotions.*
**[16:29] Pakgo**
Stop running away, you goddamn loser!
**[16:32] Samdak**
*Once your opponent is worked up,*
**[16:35] Samdak**
*the next step...*
**[16:36] Hobin**
What's going on here?
**[16:39] Hobin**
*It's just like that Samdak guy said.*
**[16:42] Pakgo**
Die!
**[16:43] Hobin**
* If I'm gonna get hit anyway,*
* I might as well try it.*
**[16:46] Hobin**
*How to get hit without getting hurt!*
**[16:53] Snapper**
You're so photogenic.
**[16:56] Pakgo**
Snapper, you...
**[16:58] Snapper**
My camera's faster than your fists.
**[17:03] Snapper**
You *know* what'll happen
if I upload this, too, right?
**[17:08] Pakgo**
I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
**[17:14] Rumi**
I'm not part of that, right?
**[17:20] Snapper**
Phew. I almost wet myself.
**[17:24] Snapper**
You all right?
**[17:26] Snapper**
I just saved your butt.
You should be thanking me.
**[17:30] Snapper**
Hobin?
**[17:32] Hobin**
What the hell *was* that?
**[17:34] Hobin**
Who in the world *is* that guy?
**[17:41] Hobin**
*Snapper's late.*
**[17:43] Hobin**
* We're supposed to be meeting*
* to discuss our new content.*
**[17:48] Hobin**
* Fighting as a theme*
* is harder than I thought.*
**[17:51] Hobin**
* We can't just keep snapping at*
* and attacking delinquents.*
**[17:56] Hobin**
*I know. For starters...*
**[18:00] Hobin**
*I'll text Bomi.*
**[18:03] Hobin**
* Oh, boy. Three days in a row.*
* It's crazy how happy this is making me.*
***SIGN*** I don't really like texting
**[18:09] Bomi**
* I don't really like texting.*
* I prefer hearing a person's voice.*
***SIGN*** I don't really like texting
***SIGN*** I prefer hearing a person's voice
**[18:12] Hobin**
*What? You don't want to text me anymore?*
***SIGN*** I don't really like texting
***SIGN*** I prefer hearing a person's voice
***SIGN*** Sorry... I'll stop texting you
**[18:15] Bomi**
*No! That's not what I meant!*
***SIGN*** Sorry... I'll stop texting you
***SIGN*** No! That's not what I meant!
***SIGN*** I prefer hearing a person's voice
***SIGN*** Sorry... I'll stop texting you
***SIGN*** No! That's not what I meant!
***SIGN*** I didn't mean I don't want to keep in touch with you!
***SIGN*** I meant I want to talk to you on the phone
**[18:18] Bomi**
*I meant I want to talk to you on the phone.*
**[18:21] Hobin**
*O-O-O-On the phone?!*
**[18:24] Hobin**
I-I'll call her. R-Right away.
**[18:26] Shady Man**
Hey, NewTuber! It's the fighting kid!
**[18:28] Shady Woman**
Ah, it's really him! We're big fans.
**[18:34] Hobin**
O-Oh, thank you.
**[18:36] Shady Woman**
Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
**[18:38] Shady Man**
Do you live in this area?
**[18:40] Hobin**
Uh, no, I'm just waiting for a friend.
**[18:43] Shady Man**
How much do those vids make you?
**[18:47] Hobin**
Oh, uh, I haven't been paid yet.
**[18:47] Shady Woman**
Yeah, I wanna know, too!
**[18:50] Hobin**
* Even these scary-looking people*
* are being friendly to me.*
**[18:53] Hobin**
*Is this the power of NewTubu?*
**[18:55] Shady Man**
That so? Well, that said...
**[19:01] Shady Man**
If you call the cops, I'll totally kill you.
**[19:04] Shady Woman**
I wonder how much he has.
**[19:04] Hobin**
Yes, sir.
**[19:06] Hobin**
* I'm getting mugged*
* even though I'm famous...*
**[19:06] Shady Man**
Damn, I should've known
from his fake-ass shoes.
**[19:09] Snapper**
Hey, you!
**[19:10] Snapper**
What are you doing?!
**[19:12] Hobin**
Snapper!
**[19:14] Hobin**
You came to save me?
**[19:17] Shady Woman**
Wow, he's weak.
**[19:20] Hobin**
*And he has zero fighting ability.*
**[19:22] Shady Man**
Hey.
**[19:23] Hobin**
Huh?
**[19:24] Shady Man**
Let me see your phone.
**[19:26] Hobin**
My phone?
**[19:29] Shady Man**
This is mine now.
Can't let you go callin' the cops, right?
**[19:35] Shady Woman**
Man, you're so bad.
**[19:35] Shady Man**
Go work on your NewTubu.
Then I'll come back and mug ya again.
**[19:41] Hobin**
Hey! Please give it back!
**[19:44] Hobin**
* That phone has something*
* on it worth dying for...*
**[19:47] Hobin**
*Bomi's contact info.*
**[19:50] Hobin**
Take his phone instead!
It's the latest model!
**[19:55] Snapper**
Hey, I can hear you.
**[19:57] Hobin**
Hey, what are we going to do?
**[19:59] Hobin**
We have to call the cops
and get my phone back!
**[20:02] Snapper**
Call the cops?
**[20:05] Snapper**
You've got to be kidding.
**[20:08] Snapper**
Can't you see all your fans
cheering you on?
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** He totally got
mugged lol
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** He totally got
mugged lol
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** He totally got
mugged lol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lol
***SIGN*** Fight on, Hobin
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** He totally got
mugged lol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lol
**[20:13] Snapper**
I've been filming ever since
you got dragged down here.
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** He's too poor.
He has nothing worth stealing
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** He's too poor.
He has nothing worth stealing
***SIGN*** Favorability
going up
***SIGN*** Do people really still get mugged?
***SIGN*** He's too poor.
He has nothing worth stealing
***SIGN*** Favorability
going up
**[20:17] Snapper**
That couple's famous
around these parts.
**[20:21] Snapper**
This is your chance
to make money.
***SIGN*** C'mon now lol
***SIGN*** C'mon now lol
***SIGN*** C'mon now lol
***SIGN*** We can
hear you
***SIGN*** C'mon now lol
***SIGN*** We can
hear you
**[20:23] Hobin**
Money?
**[20:23] Snapper**
Don't you think going after them now
will get us a ton of views?
***SIGN*** Go go
**[20:30] Hobin**
You just want me to get
beat up again, don't you?
***SIGN*** Go go
***SIGN*** Go go
***SIGN*** Let's go get your phone back!
***SIGN*** Go go
***SIGN*** Let's go get your phone back!
***SIGN*** Go go
***SIGN*** Let's go get your phone back!
***SIGN*** You can do it!
***SIGN*** Go go
***SIGN*** Let's go get your phone back!
***SIGN*** You can do it!
**[20:34] Snapper**
Are you going to desert
your viewers, NewTuber?
**[20:39] Hobin**
It starts now.
**[20:41] Snapper**
Huh?
**[20:45] Hobin**
Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** We believe in you!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** We believe in you!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[20:51] Hobin**
*Everyone's looking forward to my video.*
**[20:58] Shady Man**
You want your phone back?
**[20:59] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
**[21:01] Samdak**
*A boxer makes good use of weaving.*
**[21:03] Snapper**
*This fight is getting serious.*
**[21:05] Gaeul**
*Sheesh, this is why I hate amateurs.*
**[21:07] Hobin**
* Why are we meeting here?*
* It's full of couples.*
**[21:10] Rumi**
I have ketchup where?
**[21:12] Female Fan A**
Can you take a photo with me?
**[21:14] Bomi**
Sorry. I'm meeting someone.
**[21:16] Hobin**
An ever more beautiful flower
is already blooming.
**[21:17] Bomi**
Wait, what are you saying
all of a sudden, Hobin?
**[21:20] Gaeul**
Not bad, Hobin Yu.
# E3 - The Date
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNJ3G3/the-date)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
If I can make money by
getting beat up, then so be it!
**[00:08] Snapper**
Give us your best performance,
star of the show.
**[00:10] Hobin**
'Cause I hit Pakgo where it *really* hurt!
**[00:12] Samdak**
*Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.*
**[00:15] Bomi**
Can I get your contact info?
**[00:16] Rumi**
Wanna do a live stream with me?
**[00:19] Pakgo**
I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
**[00:21] Shady Woman**
Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
**[00:23] Shady Man**
How much do those vids make you?
**[00:25] Hobin**
I'm getting mugged
even though I'm famous...
**[00:29] Snapper**
Can't you see all your fans
cheering you on?
**[00:31] Hobin**
Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** The Date
**[02:07] Shady Man**
Huh? What was that?
**[02:10] Shady Man**
You want your phone back?
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** He looks super scary
***SIGN*** So much echo lol
***SIGN*** He looks super scary
**[02:13] Shady Man**
These guys are nuts.
Look at 'em filming this.
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** Let's keep filming lol
***SIGN*** What kind of attitude is that
***SIGN*** after stealing
his stuff?
***SIGN*** Let's keep filming lol
**[02:18] Samdak**
* Have you noted which*
* is their dominant hand?*
**[02:21] Shady Woman**
Why are you talking through the mic?
**[02:21] Hobin**
* He's holding the mic in his*
* right hand, which means...*
**[02:25] Samdak**
* If your opponent is right-handed,*
* stand on their left side,*
**[02:28] Samdak**
*so that it's easier for them
to raise their fists.*
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
**[02:30] Shady Man**
What's this?
You wanna throw down?
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** This is getting interesting
***SIGN*** Tensions rising
***SIGN*** This is getting interesting
**[02:34] Shady Man**
Just watch.
**[02:34] Samdak**
*Let them raise their right hand.*
**[02:36] Shady Woman**
What a boss.
**[02:37] Samdak**
*And if there are obstacles on their left,*
**[02:39] Samdak**
* their only option will be*
* to use their right hand, won't it?*
**[02:43] Hobin**
* If I'm gonna get hit anyway,*
* I might as well try it!*
**[02:47] Samdak**
* Even if you can't dodge a punch,*
* you can at least react to it.*
**[02:51] Samdak**
* Those with no martial arts training*
* often move their shoulders a lot!*
**[02:56] Hobin**
*Here... Here it comes!*
**[02:58] Hobin**
"How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
**[03:07] Samdak**
* A punch is at its most powerful at*
* the exact moment it reaches its target.*
**[03:14] Samdak**
* In other words, you can move in and get hit*
* before the punch gets too powerful.*
**[03:19] Samdak**
*This is also known as, "Operation:
The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"*
***SIGN*** Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early
**[03:25] Snapper**
*What's that idiot doing? He got
punched in the face on purpose!*
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** What?
**[03:30] Samdak**
*Imagine head-butting that fist.*
**[03:33] Samdak**
* Pull in your chin to protect it, which also*
* puts you in the right position for a headbutt.*
**[03:39] Hobin**
*That barely hurt at all.*
**[03:40] Hobin**
*What do I do next?*
**[03:42] Shady Man**
What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.
**[03:46] Hobin**
*Oh, no! I reacted too slow!*
**[03:49] Samdak**
* It's too hard for a regular person to*
* react properly to every single punch.*
**[03:53] Samdak**
* But what if your opponent*
* is also a regular person?*
**[03:56] Hobin**
*He missed?*
**[03:57] Samdak**
* It's hard to punch someone*
* who's moving around a lot.*
**[04:01] Samdak**
*Weaving!*
***SIGN*** Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body
***SIGN*** around to dodge punches
**[04:03] Samdak**
*When you're missed on both sides,
that's when the weaving begins.*
**[04:08] Samdak**
* A regular person who wants to*
* take that punch to the head.*
**[04:11] Samdak**
* A regular person who aims for*
* the head with their punches.*
**[04:14] Samdak**
* When these two clash,*
* what do you think happens?*
**[04:17] Samdak**
* Since you keep trying and failing*
* to hit his fist with your head,*
**[04:21] Samdak**
* to your opponent, you look like a*
* boxer with great weaving technique!*
**[04:26] Samdak**
*By focusing on hitting their fist,
your fear of the fist also dissipates.*
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** This isn't what I was expecting
***SIGN*** What are they doing?
***SIGN*** This isn't what I was expecting
**[04:32] Shady man**
*This guy!*
**[04:33] Samdak**
*Then, their punches will start to miss.*
**[04:36] Samdak**
* Or even if they hit,*
* you won't feel any pain from it.*
**[04:40] Samdak**
*How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...*
**[04:44] Samdak**
*Well...*
**[04:45] Hobin**
Give me back my phone.
**[04:47] Samdak**
* Fighting doesn't seem so*
* scary anymore, does it?*
**[04:48] Hobin**
I... have to reply to Bomi!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Revenge of the underdog
***SIGN*** Wow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Go! Go! Go!
***SIGN*** Revenge of the underdog
**[04:54] Shady Man**
Who the hell is Bomi?
**[04:57] Snapper**
*Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily
getting hit by that thug?*
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome
***SIGN*** What's going on?
**[05:03] Shady Man**
*Who is this guy?
Why doesn't he dodge?*
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is that the joke?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
***SIGN*** I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
***SIGN*** Looks seriously painful tho lol
***SIGN*** Is that the joke?
***SIGN*** Is he trying to get hit?
**[05:09] Hobin**
*Man, this is stupid. Damn it.*
**[05:14] Hobin**
*I should've watched the other videos, too.*
**[05:16] Hobin**
* The only video I watched was*
* "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"*
**[05:21] Samdak**
* So now that you've learned how to get hit,*
* let's meet again in the next video.*
**[05:26] Hobin**
*I have no other techniques I can use!*
**[05:30] Snapper**
*This fight's turning out awful.*
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** What even is this?
**[05:34] Snapper**
*It's way too slow.*
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** What even is this?
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** Boring. I'm out
***SIGN*** One's tiring from doing the punching
***SIGN*** The other's tiring from getting punched
***SIGN*** Hit him back already
***SIGN*** Boring. I'm out
**[05:37] Snapper**
*This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.*
**[05:41] Snapper**
*The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,*
**[05:44] Snapper**
* but a video that goes on*
* for too long also ain't ideal.*
**[05:47] Snapper**
* Ah, should I stop them now*
* before we lose any more viewers?*
**[05:53] Gaeul**
*Hobin will win this fight.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Hobin will win this fight
**[05:57] Snapper**
*This guy...*
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
***SIGN*** in this class, too?
**[05:58] Snapper**
*It's the old guy who
knew about Munseong.*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:01] Snapper**
*He seems to really know his
martial arts. What's his deal?*
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
***SIGN*** Wait, another new face?
***SIGN*** Oh! It's that kid!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who?
***SIGN*** A rising star in the world of MMA
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Where'd this excitable old timer
***SIGN*** appear from? lol
**[06:06] Snapper**
*It's obvious that Hobin's lost.
Look at all the hits he's taking.*
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro
***SIGN*** He's getting beat up but he's winning?
***SIGN*** No way
**[06:11] Gaeul**
*Sigh. Amateurs.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sigh. Amateurs
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Pay Attention!
**[06:14] Gaeul**
*Pay attention!*
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:16] Gaeul**
*Look at his fists!*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
**[06:18] Gaeul**
*Seems he didn't notice
because of the adrenaline.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** His fists are in a world of trouble!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Look at his fists!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Seems he didn't notice
***SIGN*** because of the adrenaline
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** His fists are in a world of trouble!
**[06:22] Gaeul**
*His fists are in a world of trouble!*
**[06:25] Shady Man**
Shit, what's wrong with my hands?
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** They're huge!
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Fists!
***SIGN*** His fists!
***SIGN*** They're huge!
**[06:30] Gaeul**
* Your fists can swell up*
* even hitting punching bags.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
**[06:33] Gaeul**
*This guy got carried away...*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** This guy got carried away..
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** and hit his rock-hard forehead
***SIGN*** too many times!
**[06:37] Gaeul**
*and hit his rock-hard
forehead too many times!*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** and hit his rock-hard forehead
***SIGN*** too many times!
**[06:41] Shady Woman**
Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.
***SIGN*** Once the adrenaline subsides,
***SIGN*** the unbearable pain
kicks in
***SIGN*** Ding
**[06:42] Gaeul**
*Once the adrenaline subsides,
the unbearable pain kicks in.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Once the adrenaline subsides,
***SIGN*** the unbearable pain
kicks in
**[06:42] Shady Man**
My hands! My hands!
**[06:48] Snapper**
*Wait, so Hobin really won?*
**[06:53] Hobin**
Ouch.
**[06:55] Snapper**
* Your hospital bill might come to*
* more than the revenue for the video.*
**[07:00] Hobin**
I got my phone back. Gotta reply.
**[07:04] Snapper**
*But I guess it's a worthy investment,*
**[07:06] Snapper**
*since we earned a lot of fans in return.*
**[07:09] Hobin**
What should I text her?
**[07:12] Hobin**
*Maybe "Did you take a bath?"*
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Ya just can't leave this guy alone
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Ya just can't leave this guy alone
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
**[07:16] Hobin**
*Live stream over!*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[07:20] Hobin**
* Upload complete.*
* Over a million views this week.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Stupid mistake results in
***SIGN*** HUGE FIGHT
***SIGN*** HUGE FIGHT
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber Pakgo's
***SIGN*** A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
UENT?!
***SIGN*** A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
UENT?!
**[07:25] Hobin**
* "Viral Hit" has four videos now,*
* with a total of 25 million views.*
***SIGN*** I Totally Got
***SIGN*** MUGGED
***SIGN*** MUGGED
***SIGN*** Someone
mugged me,
so I gave him...
***SIGN*** a Good Talking-To
**[07:32] Hobin**
* We finally received*
* our first revenue payout.*
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
**[07:36] Hobin**
*And the total came to... two million yen!*
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
***SIGN*** Account number
***SIGN*** Balance
**[07:39] Snapper**
All right!
**[07:43] Hobin**
But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?
**[07:48] Snapper**
Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time
to get through approvals and add some ads.
**[07:53] Snapper**
It's not bad considering
it's our first payment.
**[07:55] Hobin**
I thought the number of views
turned directly into money.
**[08:00] Hobin**
I didn't know it was the ads inserted into
the videos that generate the revenue.
**[08:04] Snapper**
Yeah. I told you that so many times.
**[08:07] Snapper**
That said, since ad playback equals revenue,
your understanding isn't that far off.
**[08:15] Snapper**
Just remember, 0.1 yen per view
is the rule of thumb.
**[08:21] Snapper**
That's why NewTubu is really deep.
**[08:24] Hobin**
We just have to continue
streaming videos, right?
**[08:29] Hobin**
Something sensational and violent.
**[08:31] Snapper**
We were lucky this time.
**[08:34] Hobin**
Lucky?
**[08:35] Snapper**
We didn't get the yellow mark.
**[08:38] Hobin**
Yellow mark? What's that?
***SIGN*** Charismatic Trainer
***SIGN*** How to Get
a Beautiful Body!
***SIGN*** Build a strong mind
and a beautiful body!
***SIGN*** We teach you how
to use the most
popular cosmetics!
***SIGN*** MIO ARAGAKI
***SIGN*** Stylist suggests
20 summer cuts
**[08:41] Snapper**
It's NewTubu's proprietary
censorship system.
**[08:44] Snapper**
When you get the yellow mark,
it means the video has been demonetized.
**[08:50] Snapper**
It's something all NewTubers fear.
**[08:53] Snapper**
It often gets put on violent or
overly aggressive content.
**[08:56] Hobin**
I see.
**[08:58] Rumi**
So guess where we're headed now!
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
70k Subscribers
**[09:02] Rumi**
Hey, what's everyone
looking at? Huh?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Where's that?
***SIGN*** You have ketchup
on you
***SIGN*** She put it there herself
***SIGN*** What lipstick do you use?
***SIGN*** Rumi's the devilish type
***SIGN*** Tell us about your makeup tools!
**[09:06] Rumi**
There's ketchup where?
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Rumi's so cute!
***SIGN*** Cunning
***SIGN*** Rumi's so cute!
**[09:11] Hobin**
Rumi? Is she streaming now?
**[09:13] Snapper**
I have a bad feeling about this.
***SIGN*** Subscribers
**[09:23] Rumi**
Ding, ding!
**[09:24] Snapper**
Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!
**[09:28] Rumi**
Hey, you two! Wait up!
**[09:32] Snapper**
Good. We lost her.
**[09:34] Snapper**
Damn that vixen,
trying to steal our viewers...
**[09:40] Snapper**
Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?
**[09:43] Hobin**
*So cool.*
**[09:46] Hobin**
* It's just a tracksuit,*
* so it must be like 30 or 40k?*
**[09:50] Hobin**
* I just got my payout.*
* Maybe I can afford this...*
**[09:54] Hobin**
What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!
**[09:58] Hobin**
I could buy 100 similar ones online!
**[10:01] Hobin**
I mean, 140k... That's how much
I owe Snapper for his salary.
**[10:05] Hobin**
Who'd buy such a thing?
**[10:08] Hobin**
Snapper, let's go—
**[10:09] Clerk**
That'll be 140,000 yen.
**[10:11] Snapper**
Right. Single payment, please.
**[10:13] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:14] Hobin**
A single payment of 140,000 yen?!
**[10:18] Hobin**
* You're kidding, right?*
* That was your whole month's pay!*
**[10:22] Snapper**
You're not going to buy one?
**[10:23] Snapper**
They're basic items.
You need to own at least one.
**[10:28] Hobin**
* So this is considered "basic"*
* to people like you.*
**[10:32] Snapper**
I'd like to check that out, too.
**[10:34] Hobin**
*I finally noticed.*
**[10:35] Hobin**
* Even if I make two million yen, only the rich*
* know how to spend that kind of money properly.*
**[10:41] Hobin**
I'll pass.
**[10:44] Hobin**
*A text?*
**[10:45] Hobin**
*Who's contacting me at this hour?*
**[10:49] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:51] Hobin**
Seriously?
**[10:55] Hobin**
Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!
**[10:59] Young Man A**
Wow, that's Kucci!
**[10:59] Hobin**
*I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.*
**[11:00] Young Man B**
You think? Isn't it a fake?
**[11:01] Young Man B**
That brat could never
afford the real thing.
**[11:03] Hobin**
*I* had *to buy it! Well done, Hobin!*
**[11:04] Young Man A**
Good point.
**[11:05] Young Man B**
Isn't it obvious?
**[11:07] Hobin**
* But why meet here of all places?*
* It's full of couples.*
**[11:13] Hobin**
*I'm so nervous.*
**[11:15] Hobin**
*Should I do a live stream?*
**[11:18] Hobin**
Hi, everyone. I missed you guys,
so I started a stream.
**[11:21] Young Man C**
Huh? Is he filming something?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** We missed you too
***SIGN*** Hey there
***SIGN*** More fights today?
***SIGN*** We missed you too
**[11:23] Young Woman A**
Oh, I know that guy.
**[11:23] Hobin**
Oh, hello. Thank you.
**[11:25] Young Man D**
Who is he?
**[11:26] Young Man E**
A NewTuber?
**[11:27] Crowd**
He's that guy that gets
into fights for money.
**[11:31] Crowd**
Remember how he ended Pakgo?
**[11:33] Crowd**
You mean how he sold out his classmate?
**[11:36] Hobin**
*They're all saying whatever
they want about me.*
**[11:36] Crowd**
He's wearing expensive clothes, too.
He must make a ton of money.
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
**[11:39] Hobin**
*I guess being famous isn't all good.*
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Don't take it to heart, dude
***SIGN*** Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
***SIGN*** They're terrible people
***SIGN*** They don't know him at all
***SIGN*** Don't take it to heart, dude
**[11:43] Hobin**
Thanks, guys. You're all I have.
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
**[11:47] Female Fan A**
Wow, I'm a big fan!
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Obv trying to score views
***SIGN*** Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
***SIGN*** Wait, so you started streaming
***SIGN*** without some
kind of goal?
***SIGN*** Obv trying to score views
**[11:49] Female Fan A**
I've seen all of your videos.
Can I get a selfie with you?
**[11:53] Hobin**
Who, me?
**[11:54] Female Fan A**
Jiwun!
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
**[11:57] Jiwun**
Yes, sure. Let's do that.
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
***SIGN*** Jiwun's so hot
***SIGN*** Where are you now?
***SIGN*** Ah, such a great face
***SIGN*** Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
**[11:59] Female Fan A**
You're so much more handsome in real life!
**[12:00] Hobin**
*It wasn't me!*
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Damn it
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Don't worry! You got us!
***SIGN*** Damn it
**[12:03] Jiwun**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** Vlogger
Newtuber
Jiwun
170k
Subscribers
**[12:03] Female Fan B**
Wait, what? Me, too, please!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
**[12:05] Hobin**
*Is he a NewTuber, too?*
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** Damn, he shines so gloriously
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Everyone, run!
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Leave these people alone
***SIGN*** Run, run!
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this guy
***SIGN*** It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
***SIGN*** Leave these people alone
**[12:08] Female Fan B**
What are you doing today?
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
**[12:09] Jiwun**
I'm here to interview
people on the street.
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** Sorry, Hobin
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** There was nothing we could do
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Don't get discouraged!
***SIGN*** Your fault for getting the wrong idea
***SIGN*** Who cares if he gets girls?
***SIGN*** You've got us!
***SIGN*** Don't get discouraged!
**[12:13] Jiwun**
Hm?
**[12:14] Jiwun**
Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** Wonder what this chick looks like
***SIGN*** He's so smooth when talking to people
***SIGN*** So smooth
***SIGN*** Wonder what this chick looks like
**[12:18] Jiwun**
You're quite pretty.
May I have a moment of your time?
**[12:22] Bomi**
Sorry, I have a prior engagement.
**[12:25] Jiwun**
Oh, I see.
Meeting your boyfriend?
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Feels bad, man
***SIGN*** Jiwun got rejected
***SIGN*** Feels bad, man
**[12:28] Bomi**
Um...
**[12:31] Bomi**
It's this guy.
**[12:34] Bomi**
Sorry, I'm late, right?
**[12:37] Bomi**
Wow, that outfit...
**[12:39] Bomi**
Samesies!
**[12:42] Bomi**
What a coincidence, huh?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Whoa, can't miss the next part!
***SIGN*** Wait, what?!?!?!
***SIGN*** Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
***SIGN*** He's here on a date?!
***SIGN*** Whoa, can't miss the next part!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[12:59] Female Student**
You're such an idiot.
**[13:00] Hobin**
*I was always jealous of the popular kids.*
**[13:02] Hobin**
* I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports,*
* and my grades are only so-so.*
**[13:08] Hobin**
* I'm also not exactly rich.*
* I was ashamed of myself.*
**[13:12] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Out of my way, midget.
**[13:16] Hobin**
* I wanted to at least be a*
* good fighter, like Pakgo.*
**[13:19] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Die.
**[13:20] Hobin**
* School's a reflection of society as a whole.*
* It's survival of the fittest.*
**[13:22] Pakgo**
Stay that way until the end of break.
**[13:26] Hobin**
* It's natural for the*
* weaker animal to bow down.*
**[13:26] Hanger-on B**
So funny!
**[13:29] Pakgo**
Let's check on him later.
**[13:29] (Flashback) Munseong**
Move. I need to get through.
**[13:30] Male Student**
Yeah.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Pakgo**
What? Who in the hell do you think—
**[13:34] (Flashback) Munseong**
What did you say?
**[13:35] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Eek!
**[13:37] (Flashback) Munseong**
You need to use polite, clean language.
**[13:39] Pakgo**
Right...
**[13:39] Hobin**
*But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.*
**[13:43] Hobin**
*I admired Munseong.*
**[13:47] Hobin**
*But I don't feel that way anymore!*
**[13:50] Hobin**
* Because look!*
* Bomi's right here in front of me!*
**[13:54] Bomi**
What are you thinking about?
**[13:56] Hobin**
* I don't need to be popular!*
* I don't care if I'm weak!*
**[14:00] Hobin**
*Ah, if I could only stop time right now!*
**[14:04] Young Man G**
Whoa. She's a major cutie.
**[14:09] Bomi**
Sorry.
**[14:13] Hobin**
Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
**[14:19] Hobin**
Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
**[14:22] Hobin**
I had to give him a good talking-to.
**[14:24] Bomi**
That must've been hard.
**[14:26] Bomi**
Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.
**[14:29] Hobin**
Oh, I passed a florist and
your face flashed up in my thoughts.
**[14:34] Bomi**
Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!
**[14:37] Bomi**
Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
have any flowers in it?
**[14:41] Hobin**
Because there's an even more
beautiful flower right here.
**[14:45] Bomi**
Oh!
**[14:47] Son**
Daddy's home!
**[14:48] Hobin**
Have you been good, my darling children?
**[14:51] Children**
Welcome home!
**[14:52] Hobin**
What were you up to today?
**[14:55] Daughter**
Daddy.
**[14:56] Hobin**
Yes?
**[14:57] Daughter**
Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.
**[15:02] Bomi**
Didn't you want to come to a café?
**[15:04] Hobin**
Huh? My daughter...
**[15:07] Hobin**
Wait, it was a dream?
**[15:10] Bomi**
Why are you spacing out like that?
**[15:12] Hobin**
No, I *love* this! I love cafés!
**[15:16] Hobin**
You know I'm a man of few words, right?
**[15:19] Hobin**
* I went off daydreaming just because*
* we brushed hands. How stupid am I?*
**[15:24] Bomi**
A man of few words? Fine.
**[15:27] Hobin**
*Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?*
**[15:33] Hobin**
* I guess it's only natural for her*
* to be bored if she's with me.*
**[15:36] Young Male Customer**
Hey, look over there.
**[15:38] Young Male Customer**
They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.
**[15:40] Young Female Customer**
That's cute. We should do that, too.
**[15:43] Young Male Customer**
I feel bad for the girl, though.
**[15:46] Young Male Customer**
Women get embarrassed
walking around with short guys, right?
**[15:50] Young Female Customer**
Hey, he can hear you!
**[15:52] Young Male Customer**
It's fine. He can't hear us.
**[15:54] Hobin**
*Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.*
**[15:57] Hobin**
*I knew this would happen.*
**[16:00] Hobin**
* Bomi must be embarrassed*
* to be with someone like me.*
**[16:04] Hobin**
It's not like that.
**[16:07] Hobin**
We aren't matching, either.
**[16:13] Bomi**
This strawberry parfait
is all over social media!
**[16:16] Bomi**
I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!
**[16:19] Hobin**
Is that so? I had no idea.
**[16:23] Bomi**
Where do you want to go after this?
**[16:26] Hobin**
I dunno.
**[16:28] Bomi**
Hobin, do you have any hobbies?
What do you like?
**[16:32] Hobin**
Uh, nothing much, really.
**[16:36] Hobin**
What do you do for fun in your free time?
**[16:41] Hobin**
Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.
**[16:47] Bomi**
Let's go.
**[16:48] Hobin**
Huh?
**[16:49] Bomi**
I asked you out because
I thought it'd be fun.
**[16:55] Bomi**
Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text,
but in person, you barely say two words to me.
**[17:02] Bomi**
I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.
**[17:06] Hobin**
You must be embarrassed
to be with me, right?
**[17:09] Bomi**
Huh?
**[17:10] Hobin**
I'm sorry. I've never gone
out with a girl before.
**[17:15] Hobin**
In fact, I don't think I've ever
spoken to a girl like this before.
**[17:19] Hobin**
I've never been to such a fancy café, either.
**[17:21] Hobin**
I have no idea how to behave.
**[17:25] Hobin**
My hobby is watching NewTubu at home,
but I was too ashamed to admit that.
**[17:32] Hobin**
I don't have any friends,
so I stay at home on holidays.
**[17:36] Hobin**
I wanted to eat, too, but I get
too nervous when I look at your face.
**[17:44] Hobin**
I mean, how can I concentrate on food
when I'm looking at such a pretty face?
**[17:50] Bomi**
Wait, Hobin, where's this—
**[17:55] Bomi**
Hobin, you're sweating so much!
**[17:58] Hobin**
I thought it'd be too hot
for you on this side.
**[18:03] Hobin**
Sorry for just deciding that on my own.
**[18:15] Gaeul**
Well played, Hobin Yu.
**[18:20] Bomi**
Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.
**[18:26] Bomi**
Really? You're close by?
**[18:29] Hobin**
* Walking together like this makes me*
* feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.*
**[18:33] Bomi**
Sorry, I just got a call from a
friend of mine from grade school.
**[18:38] Hobin**
A friend from grade school?
**[18:40] Bomi**
Yeah, we used to be close,
but we kind of lost touch.
**[18:46] Bomi**
Coincidentally, we're all
in the same area right now.
**[18:49] Hobin**
Did you friend come to eat the...
**[18:52] Bomi**
Yes, the strawberry parfait.
**[18:56] Hobin**
* Bomi looked so cute when*
* she was eating that parfait!*
**[18:59] Bomi**
I just remembered.
**[19:01] Bomi**
My friend goes to the
same school as you, Hobin.
**[19:04] Hobin**
Really? What's your friend's name?
**[19:07] Bomi**
Munseong Kim.
**[19:11] Hobin**
*Munseong Kim?*
**[19:13] Hobin**
*The rising star in the world of MMA?*
**[19:17] Hobin**
*The man who has everything?*
**[19:19] Hobin**
* Munseong, who I can't even talk*
* to at school, is friends with Bomi?*
**[19:26] Bomi**
Hm, maybe you don't know him.
**[19:30] Hobin**
Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
**[19:35] Hobin**
Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
**[19:38] Hobin**
I had to give him a good talking-to.
**[19:40] Bomi**
That must've been hard.
**[19:43] Bomi**
Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.
**[19:47] Munseong**
Yeah.
**[19:48] Children**
Daddy! Welcome home!
**[19:49] Bomi**
By the way...
**[19:51] Bomi**
Who is that man?
**[19:53] Munseong**
I don't know.
**[19:55] Munseong**
Looks like he's some loser who's
wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.
**[19:59] Daughter**
Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.
**[20:07] Bomi**
Do you know Munseong?
**[20:09] Hobin**
Um, yeah. I do.
**[20:12] Bomi**
No way. Really? Are you close?
**[20:16] Hobin**
Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
**[20:19] Hobin**
* I seriously didn't want her to know*
* that I was part of the loser group.*
**[20:24] Bomi**
Wow, what a coincidence.
**[20:26] Bomi**
Huh? No way. Munseong!
**[20:30] Hobin**
*But I immediately regretted those words.*
**[20:33] Hobin**
Munseong...
**[20:35] Hobin**
*What terrible timing.*
**[20:37] Hobin**
*Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?*
**[20:40] Bomi**
I can't believe I finally caught up with you!
**[20:43] Bomi**
Munseong, is it true you and
Hobin are good friends?
**[20:46] Munseong**
Good friends?
**[20:50] Munseong**
Me and him?
**[20:58] Hobin**
We losers have an unwritten rule.
**[21:00] Bomi**
Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?
**[21:02] Munseong**
You do NewTubu, right?
**[21:03] Snapper**
Being in love is like fighting in a bout.
**[21:06] Hobin**
Just you wait, Bomi!
**[21:07] Snapper**
Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to
a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!
**[21:12] Munseong**
You're a good fighter.
**[21:14] Hobin**
It's not a secret video known only to me?
**[21:17] Snapper**
Run...
**[21:18] Bomi**
What's *wrong* with you?!
Why are you doing this?!
**[21:20] Hobin**
I was so deeply ashamed of myself
from the bottom of my heart.
# E4 - Humiliation
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVGQ23/humiliation)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Shady Man**
You wanna throw down?
**[00:07] Hobin**
* If I'm gonna get hit anyway,*
* I might as well try it!*
**[00:10] Samdak**
* This is also known as, "Operation:*
* The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"*
**[00:13] Gaeul**
*Hobin will win this fight.*
**[00:16] Snapper**
All right!
**[00:18] Hobin**
*I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.*
**[00:21] Bomi**
Samesies!
**[00:22] Hobin**
* This makes me feel like*
* I'm Bomi's boyfriend.*
**[00:25] Bomi**
Hobin, you're sweating so much!
**[00:28] Gaeul**
Well played.
**[00:30] Bomi**
Munseong Kim.
**[00:31] Hobin**
Yeah, we're good friends.
**[00:32] Munseong**
Good friends? Me and him?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Humiliation
**[02:12] Hobin**
*What do I do now?*
**[02:14] Hobin**
*I answered too enthusiastically.*
**[02:18] (Flashback) Hobin**
Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
**[02:22] Hobin**
* I even called him by his first name*
* to stress how close we are.*
**[02:26] Munseong**
We're good friends?
**[02:27] Hobin**
*Sorry, Bomi. We're actually not close at all.*
**[02:31] Hobin**
*You probably don't know this,*
**[02:33] Hobin**
*but we losers have an unwritten rule:*
**[02:36] Hobin**
* "Never pretend to be*
* good friends with anyone."*
**[02:39] Hobin**
*I broke that rule to show off.*
**[02:43] Hobin**
* I just wanted to continue*
* to shine brightly in your eyes.*
**[02:48] Bomi**
What's wrong?
**[02:49] Bomi**
You're friends, right?
**[02:51] Hobin**
* Now that I've broken the rule,*
* I must be punished accordingly.*
**[02:56] Hobin**
*Goodbye, Bomi.*
**[02:58] Munseong**
Sure, I guess. We're in the same class.
**[03:02] Hobin**
*Huh? What's happening right now?*
**[03:06] Bomi**
What a coincidence, right?
**[03:08] Munseong**
You think so?
**[03:09] Hobin**
*We've never even talked.*
**[03:11] Munseong**
Your name's, uh, Ho—
**[03:13] Hobin**
Hobin.
**[03:14] Hobin**
*See? You don't even know my name.*
**[03:16] Munseong**
Uh, you do NewTubu, right?
**[03:20] Hobin**
Y-Yeah, sort of.
**[03:23] Hobin**
*Is he trying to be nice to me?*
**[03:25] Hobin**
*But the way he said we were friends...*
**[03:28] Munseong**
Oh, hey, we're wearing the same outfit.
**[03:30] Hobin**
Yeah, Munseong. Samesies, right?
**[03:34] Hobin**
* I hate that it made me*
* really happy for an moment.*
**[03:44] Hobin**
Question: Which pairing
makes the better couple?
***SIGN*** Question: Which pairing
makes the better couple?
(5 points)
**[03:50] Hobin**
Even a grade-school kid
can solve this one.
***SIGN*** Answer: I'm the third wheel
**[03:55] Hobin**
"I'm the third wheel."
**[03:57] Bomi**
Hey, where should we go next?
**[04:00] Hobin**
Hey, you two.
**[04:03] Hobin**
Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
My ingrown toenail's hurting.
**[04:07] Bomi**
Huh? Ingrown?
**[04:09] Hobin**
* If I stick around any longer,*
* I'm gonna die of self-loathing.*
**[04:10] Hobin**
Ouch.
**[04:13] Hobin**
Man, ouch. Damn toe.
**[04:16] Hobin**
*I'm such an idiot.*
**[04:18] Hobin**
*Couldn't I have come up with a better lie?*
**[04:20] Bomi**
He's leaving already?
**[04:27] Snapper**
That idiot!
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail lol
***SIGN*** This is funnier than the fights lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail as an excuse is so lol
***SIGN*** Ingrown toenail lol
***SIGN*** This is funnier than the fights lol
**[04:32] Hobin**
H-Hey! What's your problem?!
**[04:34] Snapper**
Shh! Be quiet! I happened to be nearby
and I followed you 'cause I was worried.
**[04:39] Snapper**
Ingrown toenail? Are you for real? You were
getting along so well! Why run away now?
**[04:44] Hobin**
What was I *supposed* to do?
**[04:46] Hobin**
If you're so smart,
*you* try getting in between those two!
**[04:50] Hobin**
Unlike those pretty,
well-rounded straight arrows,
**[04:53] Hobin**
I'm an ugly, twisted, ingrown toenail.
**[04:55] Hobin**
Hi! I'm an ingrown toenail!
**[04:57] Hobin**
Bomi and I live in different worlds!
I know that better than anyone!
**[05:03] Snapper**
Hobin, being in love is
like fighting in a contest.
**[05:09] Snapper**
It's a tournament,
where many rivals fight over one girl.
**[05:14] Snapper**
Are you just going to give up because
a strong opponent has appeared?
**[05:19] Hobin**
But if I don't fight, I'll never lose.
**[05:23] Snapper**
You coward! Listen up!
**[05:26] Snapper**
A world-famous basketball coach
**[05:30] Snapper**
said something to his team when
they were on the brink of giving up:
**[05:33] Snapper**
"If you give up, the game is already over."
**[05:38] Hobin**
Huh?!
**[05:40] Snapper**
Are you *sure* you wanna give up now?
**[05:43] Snapper**
Who asked who out? Who bought who coffee?
**[05:47] Snapper**
Why would someone who isn't
interested in you spend money on you?
**[05:53] Snapper**
Remember how sad she looked
when you said you were leaving?
**[05:58] Snapper**
Still wanna give up?!
**[05:59] Snapper**
You're closer to victory right now
than any of your rivals!
**[06:05] Hobin**
*Snapper, you...*
**[06:08] Hobin**
Thank you! You've opened my eyes!
**[06:11] Snapper**
Don't mention it.
**[06:13] Snapper**
We're buddies, aren't we?
**[06:16] Snapper**
Go on. Tell her how you really feel.
**[06:19] Hobin**
Yeah, I'll go and do just that!
**[06:21] Hobin**
Wait for me, Bomi.
**[06:25] Snapper**
Good luck, Hobin. You're...
**[06:29] Snapper**
a wonderful NewTuber.
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** He really did it lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** He really did it lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** He really did it lol
***SIGN*** I was holding my breath lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** He really did it lol
***SIGN*** I was holding my breath lol
**[06:32] Snapper**
"I confessed my love to a friend and
got rejected." Enjoy the stream!
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
***SIGN*** Sir, I want to play basketball!
***SIGN*** And you call yourself a friend, Snapper?
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** I'd hate to have him as a friend lol
***SIGN*** Sir, I want to play basketball!
**[06:38] Snapper**
And now,
let's continue with... Huh?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** What is it?
***SIGN*** Hm?
***SIGN*** What is it?
**[06:42] Snapper**
You...
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** The suspense...
***SIGN*** What what?
***SIGN*** What's going on?
***SIGN*** The suspense...
**[06:46] Bomi**
Um, is your toenail okay?
**[06:48] Hobin**
Yeah, it's fine. I got over it.
**[06:52] Bomi**
Don't ingrown toenails—
**[06:54] Munseong**
Ingrown toenails need to be yanked out.
Want me to do it?
**[06:58] Hobin**
*What? No! That's super scary!*
**[07:02] Munseong**
All right, I'll be off now.
**[07:04] Bomi**
Have fun at practice, Munseong.
**[07:06] Munseong**
Yeah.
**[07:07] Hobin**
Huh? What's this? You're leaving?
**[07:10] Bomi**
He has a match next week, so he's busy.
**[07:12] Bomi**
No strawberry parfaits for him.
**[07:15] Hobin**
*They weren't going on a date?*
**[07:17] Hobin**
* And there I was, hating myself and*
* running away without understanding a thing.*
**[07:23] Hobin**
Later, Munseong.
**[07:25] Munseong**
Hobin.
**[07:25] Hobin**
Can I help you?!
**[07:27] Munseong**
You're a good fighter.
**[07:30] Munseong**
I checked out your
NewTubu channel, Viral Hit.
**[07:34] Munseong**
You took those punches early to
minimize the pain, right?
**[07:39] Hobin**
* I was just copying a video*
* by a mysterious chicken.*
**[07:43] Munseong**
And...
**[07:45] Munseong**
Not doing the next move
was on purpose, right?
**[07:49] Hobin**
*What was that? What "next" move?*
**[07:53] Munseong**
Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
**[07:56] Munseong**
See ya.
**[07:58] Hobin**
*Do you know something?*
**[08:01] Hobin**
* Does this mean it's not a*
* secret video known only to me?*
**[08:08] Bomi**
So, what did you want to talk to me about?
**[08:10] Bomi**
You came back because
you had something to say, right?
**[08:13] Hobin**
Uh, yeah. I, um...
**[08:18] Hobin**
So, uh, I...
**[08:24] Bomi**
Hobin, the friction...
**[08:29] Hobin**
What's your i-ideal type?
**[08:33] Bomi**
Huh? U-Um...
**[08:37] Bomi**
An honest person, I guess.
**[08:40] Hobin**
*H-Honest?*
**[08:43] Hobin**
*All right. I'll tell her my* honest *feelings.*
**[08:47] Hobin**
My ideal type is...
**[08:51] Hobin**
My ideal type is...
**[08:56] Hobin**
*Bomi! You're the embodiment of my ideals!*
**[09:01] Hobin**
But before all that...
**[09:04] Hobin**
I knew you'd be filming this, idiot.
**[09:08] Hobin**
Did you do all that just so—
**[09:10] Hobin**
Snapper! What's wrong with your face?!
**[09:12] Snapper**
Run...
**[09:18] Pakgo**
Thanks, Snapper.
**[09:21] Pakgo**
Your live stream helped me find you.
**[09:26] Pakgo**
I told you I'd have my revenge.
**[09:30] Bomi**
What's *wrong* with you?!
Why are you doing this?!
**[09:33] Hobin**
Bomi...
**[09:35] Hobin**
Bomi, get out of here now.
**[09:38] Pakgo**
Get out of here and go *where?*
**[09:41] Pakgo**
This bitch.
**[09:43] Pakgo**
When I asked for her number before,
she pretended she wasn't interested in guys.
**[09:47] Pakgo**
Turns out she's a whore.
**[09:51] Hobin**
*Stay calm.*
**[09:52] Samdak**
* There's no easier opponent*
* than one that's worked up.*
**[09:56] Hobin**
*I can't lose my cool before he does.*
**[10:00] Hobin**
Pakgo.
**[10:02] Hobin**
*Control my emotions.*
**[10:04] Hobin**
*Let him get riled up first.*
**[10:06] Hobin**
You wanna become a loser again?
**[10:09] Pakgo**
Move.
**[10:11] Pakgo**
Stop smirking, loser!
**[10:13] Hobin**
*How to get hit without getting hurt!*
**[10:20] Pakgo**
You think I didn't watch your video?
**[10:23] Samdak**
* Of course, only a real idiot would*
* use the same move over and over*
**[10:27] Samdak**
*just because it worked the first time.*
**[10:31] Samdak**
* "How to get hit without getting hurt"*
* can easily be countered with an uppercut.*
**[10:37] Hobin**
*I knew that.*
**[10:38] Bomi**
Hobin!
**[10:41] Hobin**
* More importantly,*
* what am I supposed to do now?*
**[10:45] Hobin**
* Damn it. I should have*
* watched the other videos, too.*
**[10:49] (Flashback) Munseong**
Not doing the next move
was on purpose, right?
**[10:52] Hobin**
*What* is *the next move?*
**[10:59] Hobin**
*My mind's completely blank.*
**[11:04] Hobin**
* In the shadows cast by the towering*
* skyscrapers is where you'll find my house.*
**[11:09] Hobin**
*Is that why I've always lived in the shadows?*
**[11:15] Hobin**
* But then, the opportunity of a*
* lifetime presented itself to me.*
**[11:19] Samdak**
*Hello.*
**[11:20] Hobin**
* A secret channel that taught me*
* how to fight on my own.*
**[11:23] Hobin**
* I earned money using a technique*
* I learned from it, which made me happy.*
**[11:28] Hobin**
* Showing my face to the world wasn't easy,*
* but I didn't care as long as I was making money.*
**[11:33] Hobin**
*With my money worries solved,*
**[11:35] Hobin**
* I thought I'd become like everyone else,*
* just a regular high school kid.*
**[11:39] Hobin**
* I grew complacent and stopped studying*
* or putting any effort into fighting.*
**[11:47] Hobin**
*And now...*
**[11:48] Hobin**
*it was time to pay for that.*
**[11:54] Hobin**
*I became a loser again.*
**[11:57] Thug**
Aren't you cold?
**[11:59] Hobin**
* I used to think getting hit was*
* better than trying to resist.*
**[12:05] Hobin**
*Wounds heal, and the pain fades over time.*
**[12:10] Hobin**
Home...
**[12:12] Pakgo**
Huh? You want me to let you go home?
**[12:17] Bomi**
Hobin! No! Release me!
**[12:20] Hobin**
Please let Bomi go home.
**[12:25] Bomi**
Hobin! Hobin! Hobin!
**[12:25] Hobin**
* But this time, I don't think*
* these wounds will heal.*
**[12:30] Hobin**
* I don't want her to see me*
* looking so pathetic.*
**[12:33] Bomi**
Hobin!
**[12:33] Hobin**
*I want this to end.*
**[12:35] Hobin**
* I have to make sure Bomi*
* gets home, no matter what.*
**[12:35] Bomi**
Hobin! Please stop this!
**[12:39] Bomi**
Hobin! Hobin!
**[12:39] Hobin**
*I didn't want Bomi to know.*
**[12:42] Bomi**
Hobin! Please, no more!
**[12:42] Hobin**
* I wanted to hide the fact that*
* I'm a worthless weakling from her.*
**[12:47] Pakgo**
Hobin, don't you know what you're
supposed to do when you've done wrong?
**[12:54] Hobin**
I-I'm sorry.
**[12:57] Hobin**
* Why am I groveling in*
* front of the girl I love?*
**[13:02] Pakgo**
Come on, now. There was
no sincerity in that at all.
**[13:06] Pakgo**
Try it again, pants off.
**[13:10] Pakgo**
How many viewers do you think we have?
**[13:15] Hobin**
*You gotta be kidding.*
**[13:17] Pakgo**
Nice angle. If nothing else,
your camera skills are top-notch.
**[13:23] Snapper**
Hobin, I'm sorry.
**[13:27] Pakgo**
If you take your pants off
and apologize, I'll forgive you.
**[13:32] Hobin**
* But what was even more humiliating*
* was that the girl I was in love with...*
**[13:38] Hobin**
*had more courage than I did.*
**[13:42] Hobin**
No way.
**[13:45] Pakgo**
Bitch! You asked for it!
**[13:47] Pakgo**
Hey, Snapper! Point the camera elsewhere.
**[13:50] Pakgo**
Even I'm not gonna punch
a girl live on stream.
**[13:56] Hobin**
*I don't deserve to call myself a man.*
**[14:00] Hobin**
* Because I don't think*
* I can beat him in a fight,*
**[14:04] Hobin**
* this is the only way*
* I can protect the girl I love.*
**[14:07] Hobin**
There, I'm naked. Now, forgive me.
**[14:10] Pakgo**
He really stripped.
**[14:14] Pakgo**
There goes your subscriber count, too.
**[14:14] Snapper**
Hobin...
**[14:18] Pakgo**
Send whatever you have left my way
and shut down your NewTubu account.
**[14:24] Pakgo**
Huh? H-Hey! Wait, what are—
**[14:28] Hobin**
*Bye, Bomi.*
**[14:32] Pakgo**
Not your underwear!
You'll get my account perma-banned!
**[14:37] Pakgo**
Stop!
**[14:38] Hobin**
*This is...*
**[14:41] Hobin**
*my final act of resistance.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[14:53] Pakgo**
Stop!
**[14:59] Munseong**
Hobin, you can keep those on.
**[15:03] Hobin**
* You're trying to deny*
* what little pride I had left?*
**[15:08] Hobin**
* Later, Munseong told me he'd seen*
* Pakgo's stream and rushed to the scene.*
**[15:13] Hobin**
*And...*
**[15:15] Hobin**
*He was really strong.*
**[15:25] Pakgo**
Hey, no, w-wait, Munseong.
**[15:27] Pakgo**
This is... I only—
**[15:34] Munseong**
Are you all right, Bomi?
**[15:36] Bomi**
Munseong! I'm fine, but...
**[15:40] Bomi**
Hobin's...
**[15:41] Hobin**
* I was so deeply ashamed of myself*
* from the bottom of my heart.*
**[15:46] Munseong**
Let's go, Bomi.
**[15:48] Bomi**
But Hobin's...
**[15:51] Munseong**
Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
**[16:12] Hobin**
*When did I become such a sad sack?*
**[16:16] Hobin**
* Was it when I was born?*
* When my father left us?*
**[16:21] Hobin**
Hey, you see that show last night?
**[16:22] Hobin**
*No, I was more positive at first.*
**[16:27] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Shut up, shrimp!
**[16:28] Hobin**
*Right up until I met Pakgo.*
**[16:31] Hobin**
* I couldn't understand*
* why he was hitting me.*
**[16:33] Hobin**
Stop... What did I do?
**[16:35] Hobin**
*It's only natural that I didn't understand.*
**[16:36] Hobin**
*There was no reason to begin with.*
**[16:39] (Flashback) Pakgo**
I dunno.
**[16:41] Hobin**
*That's when I started hating school.*
**[16:41] Pakgo**
Hey, Hobin. Act up and we'll beat you.
**[16:44] (Flashback) Snapper**
Look at him, pretending to be asleep!
**[16:46] (Flashback) Rumi**
Aw, c'mon. Cut it out.
**[16:49] Hobin**
* I became too scared*
* to look people in the eye.*
**[16:52] (Flashback) Students**
He's always looking down.
**[16:55] Hobin**
* My lips grew heavy,*
* like they were made of lead.*
**[16:58] (Flashback) Hobin**
Um, I need to get through.
**[17:01] Hobin**
*My body was always all shriveled up.*
**[17:05] (Flashback) Students**
Look at how bad his posture is.
**[17:07] Students**
You can see he's a loser.
**[17:07] Hobin**
*My fear reached its peak.*
**[17:10] Hobin**
* I didn't even have the energy*
* to curse at them in my head.*
**[17:13] (Flashback) Pakgo**
Man, I'm so tired of
streaming during lunch break.
**[17:21] Hobin**
*My life was over.*
**[17:24] Snapper**
Hobin... I'm sorry.
**[17:29] Snapper**
I'm sorry.
**[17:42] Pakgo**
Long time no see, fools.
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Can't be
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Can't be
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Can't be
***SIGN*** Damn, I've been waiting
***SIGN*** Huh? What?
***SIGN*** Can't be
***SIGN*** Damn, I've been waiting
**[17:46] Pakgo**
If you're gonna bad-mouth me,
don't watch.
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
**[17:49] Pakgo**
I only want viewers
that support me.
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Pakgo's here lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Pakgo's here lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Pakgo's here lol
***SIGN*** He's playing a new character lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Pakgo's here lol
***SIGN*** He's playing a new character lol
**[17:53] Pakgo**
I brought a model along today.
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** I like this version better, too
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** I like this version better, too
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** I like this version better, too
***SIGN*** Haters begone
***SIGN*** He's funnier than before lol
***SIGN*** I like this version better, too
***SIGN*** Haters begone
**[17:56] Pakgo**
I worked hard on his makeup.
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Omegalulz
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Omegalulz
**[17:59] Pakgo**
Presenting today's model!
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Omegalulz
***SIGN*** It's here lol
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** Whoa lolol
***SIGN*** Omegalulz
***SIGN*** It's here lol
**[18:01] Snapper**
*Hobin, where are you?*
**[18:04] Pakgo**
They're saying you look cute.
**[18:05] Snapper**
* How many days have you*
* stayed away from school now?*
**[18:08] Pakgo**
All right, Snapper. Please greet our viewers.
**[18:13] Snapper**
*I want to apologize to you properly.*
***SIGN*** Hobin
**[18:25] Phone Voice**
* The number you have*
* called is not available—*
***SIGN*** 15 missed calls
***SIGN*** Bomi Choi
***SIGN*** 3 missed calls
***SIGN*** Snapper
***SIGN*** Bomi Choi
**[18:30] Hobin**
*I wanted to just disappear.*
***SIGN*** Bomi Choi
***SIGN*** Bomi Choi
***SIGN*** Bomi Choi
**[18:35] Samdak**
* Miracles don't happen for people*
* who don't put in the effort.*
**[18:38] Samdak**
*The fighting technique you'll learn today is:*
**[18:41] Samdak**
*How to fight and beat a regular person!*
**[18:45] Hobin**
*That's why I decided to change myself.*
**[18:53] Samdak**
* What do you think is needed to*
* muster up the drive to change yourself?*
***SIGN*** Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream
***SIGN*** Freestyle
Swimming
***SIGN*** Kids TV
***SIGN*** Kids TV
***SIGN*** Cosmetics Intro
***SIGN*** The Autobio-
graphy of K
***SIGN*** The 33
Criminals
I Caught
**[18:59] Samdak**
* Lots of NewTubu videos?*
* Self-help books written by successful people?*
**[19:04] Samdak**
*Those are all worthless.*
***SIGN*** Nishiyama's Gameplay Stream
***SIGN*** Freestyle
Swimming
**[19:07] Samdak**
* A person won't change just by reading*
* glorified tales of successful experiences!*
**[19:13] Samdak**
*The answer is within you.*
**[19:16] Samdak**
*It is anger against yourself.*
**[19:21] Samdak**
*Fuel yourself with your rage.*
**[19:24] Samdak**
* Miracles won't happen*
* if you don't make them happen.*
**[19:27] Samdak**
* You must inspire yourself,*
* and put your life on the line.*
**[19:31] Samdak**
*Work hard like nothing else matters.*
**[19:34] Samdak**
* Mastering the techniques*
* I am about to teach you*
**[19:37] Samdak**
*will take an entire month.*
**[19:42] Pakgo**
Hey, Hobin. You watching?
**[19:44] Pakgo**
You just gonna leave
your friend to the wolves?
**[19:48] Pakgo**
Come and save him already.
**[19:51] Pakgo**
I get 50,000 yen if
I can get your pants off.
**[19:54] Snapper**
Hobin... Don't you dare come.
**[19:58] Snapper**
*Stay at home where it's safe!*
**[20:00] Snapper**
*Don't you dare come here!*
**[20:02] Pakgo**
*Hey, c'mon.*
**[20:04] Snapper**
* If you're watching this,*
* don't come to school at all—*
**[20:10] Pakgo**
Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
**[20:14] Pakgo**
Is this a surprise from Snapper?
You should've told me.
**[20:19] Snapper**
Hobin?
**[20:26] Snapper**
Uh, what...
**[20:31] Snapper**
It's streaming live?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Are they back?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Are they back?
**[20:34] Hobin**
What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** It can't be!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** It can't be!
**[20:40] Hobin**
Viral Hit's returning
video is called...
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** Revenge match!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** Revenge match!
**[20:45] Pakgo**
Huh? What's this guy saying?
**[20:51] Hobin**
"How to fight and beat a regular person."
**[20:57] Sign**
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***SIGN*** "Make sure you
film evry move
I make!"
Catchphrase:
"Don't miss this, viwrs!"
And then, when
I say this line...
**[20:57] Hobin**
Make sure you film this.
**[20:59] Snapper**
*He's acting so cool.*
**[21:01] Pakgo**
That same old move again.
**[21:02] Hobin**
*Why am I so weak?*
**[21:04] Hobin**
* Why am I the only one*
* who has to feel so miserable?*
**[21:07] Samdak**
*This is when it starts in earnest.*
**[21:09] Hobin**
*I have to get stronger!*
**[21:12] Hobin**
*I'd rather die than drink this!*
**[21:16] Hobin**
*This is so tough.*
**[21:17] Gaeul**
*Exactly as he planned!*
**[21:18] Munseong**
That's not a move for beginners.
**[21:20] Pakgo**
Another kick, right?
**[21:21] Hobin**
I'm *not* a loser!
# E5 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVM9QG/friends)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
Sorry, but I'm gonna head off now.
My ingrown toenail's hurting.
**[00:08] Snapper**
Are you *sure* you wanna give up now?
**[00:10] Munseong**
Anyway, I look forward to your next video.
**[00:13] Pakgo**
I told you I'd have my revenge.
**[00:16] Bomi**
What's *wrong* with you?!
Why are you doing this?!
**[00:19] Pakgo**
Nice angle.
**[00:21] Snapper**
Hobin, I'm sorry.
**[00:24] Hobin**
*Bye, Bomi.*
**[00:26] Munseong**
Right now, what he needs is to be left alone.
**[00:30] Samdak**
*The answer is within you.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[02:07] Snapper**
Rumi, congrats on
hitting 100k subscribers!
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
100k Subscribers
**[02:11] Rumi**
Thanks. Now, buy me something.
**[02:15] Snapper**
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
**[02:17] Snapper**
Hobin's not here again.
It's been a month now.
**[02:22] Snapper**
Well, after what happened,
it's only natural for him to want to hide.
**[02:27] Snapper**
One of the loser class becoming
famous was too much to ask.
**[02:31] Rumi**
Say, weren't you friends with Hobin?
**[02:36] Snapper**
What? No way.
Who said I was friends with that guy?
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Friends
**[02:41] Snapper**
Anyway, Rumi, need a producer?
**[02:46] Snapper**
I have lots of experience,
so I think I can help out in a lot of ways.
**[02:50] Pakgo**
What are you doing?
**[02:52] Pakgo**
I thought you and Hobin were besties.
**[02:56] Snapper**
Pakgo?
**[02:57] Snapper**
What? That loser?
**[02:59] Snapper**
I just had to put up with him
as my business partner.
**[03:03] Snapper**
Seeing as how he's on the
downward slope now, I don't really—
**[03:08] Pakgo**
Yada, yada, yada.
**[03:10] Pakgo**
You betrayed me to get on Hobin's side,
and now you're betraying him, too?
**[03:16] Pakgo**
Don't you ever get ashamed of
sucking up to everyone you meet?
**[03:21] Pakgo**
Suck-ups like you annoy me
even more than Hobin.
**[03:26] Pakgo**
Let's stream.
**[03:27] Pakgo's Lackey**
Okay.
**[03:28] Classmate B**
Doesn't he get tired of being such a loser?
**[03:30] Classmate D**
He's the worst. I never wanna be like him.
**[03:32] Snapper**
*Yeah, that's right. I* am *the worst.*
**[03:36] Snapper**
* To survive, I suck up to*
* those stronger than me.*
**[03:39] Snapper**
*What's wrong with that?*
**[03:42] Snapper**
* I can't fight or get good grades.*
* This is the only way I can get a leg up.*
**[03:49] Snapper**
* I don't have a single friend*
* to lend me a helping hand.*
**[03:54] Snapper**
*This world is loaded with idiots.*
**[03:57] Pakgo**
Hey, all you losers
waiting around for me,
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Heya
**[03:59] Pakgo**
my lunch break
stream starts now.
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** I'm back
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** I'm back
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** I'm back
***SIGN*** Did you even eat lunch?
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** I'm back
***SIGN*** Did you even eat lunch?
**[04:02] Pakgo**
Like always, there are idiots
complaining about whatever,
**[04:06] Pakgo**
but like always, I'm gonna
talk smack and make cash.
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** Better than pretending to be a good boy
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** Better than pretending to be a good boy
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** Better than pretending to be a good boy
***SIGN*** Whatcha doin' today?
***SIGN*** So funny how his personality's flipped
***SIGN*** Better than pretending to be a good boy
***SIGN*** Whatcha doin' today?
**[04:09] Snapper**
* Even though he caused problems*
* and already sank to the bottom once,*
**[04:09] Pakgo**
Hey, all of you haters!
Don't like what you see? Get lost!
**[04:12] Snapper**
* it wasn't long before he was*
* accepted back into society again.*
**[04:13] Pakgo**
Fans are all I need.
**[04:16] Pakgo**
Aw, yeah! 900k subs!
Thanks, everyone!
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Congrats
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Congrats
**[04:20] Snapper**
*Why's everyone giving
this dirtbag money?*
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Congrats
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap
***SIGN*** Cool
***SIGN*** Congrats
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap
***SIGN*** High School Gangster Pakgo
***SIGN*** Scared of me?
***SIGN*** Subscribe, then
***SIGN*** High School Gangster Pakgo
***SIGN*** 900k Subscribers
***SIGN*** Subscribe to this channel
**[04:23] Snapper**
* What I really don't get is how this new style*
* has made Pakgo super popular.*
***SIGN*** Home
***SIGN*** Videos
***SIGN*** Playlists
***SIGN*** Community
***SIGN*** Pakgo interviews
on the street
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** 90k Subscribers
**[04:29] Snapper**
*Meanwhile, Viral Hit's
subscriber count keeps falling.*
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** 90k Subscribers
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** 90k Subscribers
**[04:33] Snapper**
*But it's no mystery why.*
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** Did he quit NewTubu?
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** Did he quit NewTubu?
***SIGN*** 90k Subscribers
***SIGN*** 90k Subscribers
**[04:35] Snapper**
*The main guy's gone and
no videos are being uploaded.*
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** Did he quit NewTubu?
***SIGN*** So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
***SIGN*** No uploads at all?
***SIGN*** Did he quit NewTubu?
***SIGN*** So he's disappeared? Unsubbed
**[04:38] Snapper**
* There are still some*
* waiting for him to return,*
***SIGN*** Leave a comment
***SIGN*** Lalala
***SIGN*** Let's hang on a little longer
***SIGN*** Old fella
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Kids these days need to learn patience!
***SIGN*** Old fella
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Back in my day, we were built different
***SIGN*** The old guy's still here
**[04:41] Snapper**
* but who knows how long*
* they'll stick around?*
**[04:44] Snapper**
*And it's all because of this lowlife.*
**[04:47] Pakgo**
What's a good way
to get to a million subs?
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Might as well just lie down lol
***SIGN*** Damn, he really doesn't care lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Might as well just lie down lol
**[04:52] Pakgo**
Hey, Snapper.
**[04:53] Snapper**
*Now what?*
**[04:53] Snapper**
Yeah?
**[04:55] Pakgo**
You know where Hobin lives, right?
Get him to come to school tomorrow.
**[05:00] Snapper**
*You want me to sell out my friend?*
**[05:03] Pakgo**
If you can get Hobin to come in
and get my channel to a million subs,
**[05:08] Pakgo**
I'll make you my cameraman again.
**[05:11] Snapper**
*How despicable are you?! But...*
**[05:14] Snapper**
Sure, I'll bring him.
**[05:16] Snapper**
*This is an opportunity.*
**[05:18] Snapper**
I never thought of him as a friend.
**[05:21] Snapper**
*I have to survive, no matter what.*
**[05:29] Snapper**
Ma'am!
**[05:31] Snapper**
You're Hobin's mom, right?
Where is he right now?
**[05:36] Jihyeon**
Who are you? Hobin's friend?
**[05:39] Snapper**
There's no time for that!
Tell me where your house is!
**[05:42] Snapper**
I need to make him come to school!
**[05:45] Snapper**
It's super urgent!
**[05:47] Jihyeon**
He isn't going to school?
**[05:50] Snapper**
*I need him to be my scapegoat.*
**[05:54] Snapper**
*But I can't tell her that.*
**[05:57] Snapper**
I just need to know your address.
**[05:59] Snapper**
I've been there before, but all the buildings
look the same, so I don't remember where it is.
**[06:05] Snapper**
*I'll do whatever it takes to survive.*
***SIGN*** 3-10-11, Kitadai-cho,
Higashi Tamagawa-shi
**[06:09] Jihyeon**
Here.
**[06:10] Snapper**
*Sweet! I'm saved!*
**[06:14] Pakgo**
Weren't you supposed
to convince him to come?
**[06:17] Pakgo**
Thanks to you,
I'm a laughingstock again.
***SIGN*** Mission failed
***SIGN*** Mission failed
**[06:21] Pakgo**
How am I supposed to do
my 50k yen project now?
***SIGN*** Mission failed
***SIGN*** That's 50k yen down the drain lol
***SIGN*** Mission failed
***SIGN*** That's 50k yen down the drain lol
***SIGN*** Mission failed
***SIGN*** That's 50k yen down the drain lol
***SIGN*** Just go get him already
***SIGN*** Mission failed
***SIGN*** That's 50k yen down the drain lol
***SIGN*** Just go get him already
**[06:24] Snapper**
I went to his house, but he wouldn't come out,
no matter how much I called out to him.
**[06:29] Pakgo**
Excuses, excuses.
I made a promise to my viewers.
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so over the line
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so over the line
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so over the line
***SIGN*** Come on, Pakgo!
***SIGN*** Lying again
***SIGN*** Pakgo's so over the line
***SIGN*** Come on, Pakgo!
**[06:36] Pakgo**
Fine.
**[06:38] Pakgo**
Send Hobin a video message.
**[06:40] Pakgo**
If he comes here, I'll let you go.
**[06:46] Snapper**
Hobin...
**[06:48] Snapper**
Don't come to school.
**[06:50] Snapper**
Pakgo's on a mission.
He gets 50,000 yen if he beats you up.
**[06:56] Snapper**
If you come to school,
he might literally kill you.
**[07:00] Snapper**
I'm serious. Just stay home.
**[07:04] Snapper**
*I can't do it.*
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeon Park
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Heojun Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Huata Park
**[07:12] (Flashback) Jihyeon**
Are you Hobin's classmate?
**[07:16] (Flashback) Snapper**
Uh, yeah, that's right.
**[07:17] (Flashback) Jihyeon**
I knew it! He told me about you.
**[07:22] (Flashback) Jihyeon**
About how he's glad to
finally have a friend in class.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Snapper**
Huh?
**[07:26] (Flashback) Jihyeon**
He said school was much more
fun now, thanks to his new friend.
**[07:34] Snapper**
* I'm a backstabber who's all talk,*
* yet you still call me a friend?*
**[07:39] Snapper**
*How* can *I betray you?!*
**[07:44] Pakgo**
Hey, Hobin. You watching?
**[07:46] Pakgo**
You just gonna leave
your friend to the wolves?
**[07:50] Pakgo**
Come and save him already.
**[07:52] Pakgo**
I get 50,000 yen if
I can get your pants off.
**[07:57] Snapper**
*Hobin... Don't you dare come.*
**[08:00] Snapper**
*Stay at home where it's safe!*
**[08:02] Snapper**
*Don't you dare come here!*
**[08:04] Pakgo**
*Hey, c'mon.*
**[08:06] Snapper**
* If you're watching this,*
* don't come to school at all—*
**[08:12] Pakgo**
Hey, you're finally here. I've been waiting.
**[08:16] Pakgo**
Is this a surprise from Snapper?
You should've told me.
**[08:21] Snapper**
Hobin?
**[08:27] Snapper**
Uh, what...
**[08:33] Snapper**
It's streaming live?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Are they back?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Are they back?
**[08:36] Hobin**
What are you doing, Snapper? Film me.
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** It can't be!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** It can't be!
**[08:42] Hobin**
Viral Hit's returning
video is called...
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** Revenge match!
***SIGN*** We've been waiting!
***SIGN*** Welcome back!
***SIGN*** Whatcha been up to all month?
***SIGN*** Revenge match!
**[08:47] Pakgo**
Huh? What's this guy saying?
**[08:53] Hobin**
"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[09:09] Snapper**
Hobin, you idiot! You fool!
**[09:11] Snapper**
I told you not to come here!
***SIGN*** Hobin's back!
***SIGN*** Hobin's back!
***SIGN*** Hobin's back!
***SIGN*** Comeback stream!
***SIGN*** Hobin's back!
***SIGN*** Comeback stream!
**[09:14] Hobin**
Hey, Snapper. Make sure you
film every move I make.
***SIGN*** Whoa, he talks
***SIGN*** Whoa, he talks
***SIGN*** Whoa, he talks
***SIGN*** What's that written on his hand?
***SIGN*** Whoa, he talks
***SIGN*** What's that written on his hand?
**[09:21] Snapper**
He's suddenly trying to act cool.
***SIGN*** And then, when I say this line...
**[09:23] Snapper**
* He even has notes.*
* Did he practice those lines at home?*
**[09:26] Sign**
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***SIGN*** "Make sure you
film evry move
I make!"
Catchphrase:
"Don't miss this, viwrs!"
And then, when
I say this line...
**[09:28] Snapper**
*And so many of the words are misspelled.*
**[09:31] Pakgo**
This guy's so stupid,
it's starting to get cute.
**[09:36] Hobin**
*Pakgo's gonna hit me.*
**[09:39] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt.
**[09:43] Pakgo**
You crazy loser!
**[09:43] Snapper**
What are you doing, Hobin?
**[09:46] Snapper**
He totally beat that technique before.
**[09:49] Pakgo**
How sad. Using the same moves again.
**[09:54] Pakgo**
You *know* that won't work on me!
***SIGN*** One Month Ago
**[09:59] Samdak**
*"How to get hit without getting hurt"
can easily be countered with an uppercut.*
**[10:06] Samdak**
* Only a real idiot would use the same move over*
* and over just because it worked the first time.*
**[10:12] Hobin**
*Yup, I'm that idiot.*
**[10:15] Hobin**
* Just because the thing*
* I'd learned worked once,*
**[10:18] Hobin**
* I got overconfident and*
* believed I was a good fighter.*
**[10:22] Hobin**
* As a result, I shamed myself*
* in front of Bomi.*
**[10:27] Hobin**
*How am I supposed to face her now?*
**[10:29] Hobin**
*Should I just never see her again?*
**[10:34] Hobin**
*What about my NewTubu?*
**[10:35] Hobin**
* After getting clobbered so badly,*
* how can I face my viewers?*
**[10:40] Hobin**
* But then, what about*
* my mother's hospital bills?*
**[10:45] Hobin**
*Why am I so weak?*
**[10:48] Hobin**
*Why must I always be so miserable?*
**[10:52] Hobin**
* If this were an anime, some miracle*
* would suddenly make me stronger...*
**[10:57] Hobin**
*but this is reality.*
**[11:01] Hobin**
*No! I have one, too!*
**[11:04] Hobin**
*My own miracle!*
**[11:06] Samdak**
* How to Fight, Lesson 2:*
* "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."*
***SIGN*** How to Fight
Lesson 2
***SIGN*** "How to Fight
and Beat
a Regular
Person"
**[11:11] Samdak**
* Learning how to get hit*
* without getting hurt is just the start.*
**[11:15] Samdak**
*This is where it* really *begins.
Your dedication will be put to the test.*
**[11:20] Samdak**
* To learn the technique*
* I will teach you now,*
**[11:22] Samdak**
* you will need to dedicate*
* a whole month to it.*
**[11:25] Hobin**
That long?
**[11:26] Samdak**
*There are three essentials to fighting.*
***SIGN*** Three
Essentials
to Fighting
**[11:29] Samdak**
*Number one, build!*
***SIGN*** Number 1:
***SIGN*** Build!
**[11:32] Samdak**
* Your body weight is an*
* important factor when fighting.*
**[11:37] Samdak**
* Take in high-quality proteins*
* to increase your muscle mass.*
**[11:42] Samdak**
* A pro athlete might have techniques*
* that make up for differences in body size.*
**[11:46] Samdak**
*But you have no techniques,
so what should* you *do?*
**[11:50] Samdak**
* You must build up a body*
* that can withstand attacks.*
**[11:56] Hobin**
That is *not* made for human consumption!
**[11:58] Hobin**
No, I can't! I'd rather die than drink that!
**[12:03] Samdak**
* Oh, by the way, protein shakes are available*
* for purchase nowadays. Please drink those.*
**[12:10] Samdak**
*The second essential for fighting is...*
***SIGN*** Number 2:
**[12:14] Samdak**
*willpower!*
***SIGN*** Willpower!
**[12:15] Hobin**
Damn it!
**[12:16] Samdak**
* Without willpower, you won't*
* be able to build your body.*
**[12:20] Samdak**
*But don't overeat just to gain weight.*
**[12:24] Samdak**
* It might turn into fat, or just exit*
* your body without being absorbed.*
**[12:28] Samdak**
* You must allow your body*
* to absorb it efficiently.*
**[12:32] Hobin**
*I can't waste money on protein shakes!*
**[12:34] Hobin**
*Ah, here I am, worrying about money again!*
**[12:38] Samdak**
*Last of all: stamina!*
***SIGN*** Number 3:
***SIGN*** Stamina!
**[12:40] Samdak**
*Go to the pool immediately.*
**[12:42] Samdak**
* Swimming's the exercise*
* that's most effective for building stamina.*
**[12:47] Samdak**
* Stamina is the endurance needed*
* to hold out in a long fight.*
**[12:50] Samdak**
* Swimming is a sport that*
* requires extreme stamina.*
**[12:54] Samdak**
* We'll also get you to do a specific action*
* to more efficiently push your metabolism.*
**[12:59] Samdak**
* And that's to swim with*
* your hands balled up into fists.*
**[13:02] Samdak**
*This is a special technique devised by me!*
**[13:06] (Flashback) Hobin**
Swimming pools are
full of cheerful extroverts!
**[13:09] (Flashback) Hobin**
I can't go there!
The public bath will do for me!
**[13:12] Customer**
Hey, kid! Don't swim in the bath!
**[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin**
This is so tough.
**[13:18] Samdak**
*Finally, remember this one thing.*
**[13:22] Samdak**
* There won't be any dramatic changes in*
* your build or stamina in just one month.*
**[13:28] (Flashback) Hobin**
What?!
**[13:30] Samdak**
* Like in video games, where even skilled*
* players can't win with the starting equipment,*
**[13:36] Samdak**
* in a real fight, you need*
* a weapon called "technique"!*
**[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin**
Is he finally gonna teach me a super move?
**[13:42] Samdak**
*Out of the many martial arts out there,*
**[13:44] Samdak**
* which do you think is*
* the most suited to brawling?*
**[13:48] Samdak**
*Boxing? Judo? Wrestling?*
**[13:52] Samdak**
* A reporter once asked*
* a champion martial artist:*
**[13:55] Samdak**
* "If you were a weak kid being bullied,*
* which martial art would you want to know?"*
**[14:00] (Flashback) Reporter**
Boxing with its jabs and crosses, perhaps?
**[14:06] (Flashback) Champion**
That's the thinking of amateurs
who know nothing about martial arts.
**[14:10] Champion**
One skill. Not boxing.
**[14:13] Samdak**
* So what move did*
* the martial arts champion pick?*
**[14:17] Samdak**
*I will reveal that secret now.*
**[14:20] Samdak**
*Spread your legs to shoulder width.*
**[14:23] (Flashback) Hobin**
Hm? This is like a boxing stance.
**[14:26] Samdak**
*Place one foot on the ground, then twist.*
**[14:29] Samdak**
*Put all of your weight on that foot.*
**[14:32] (Flashback) Hobin**
This still feels like a right cross.
**[14:34] (Flashback) Hobin**
Though he did say it wasn't boxing.
**[14:37] Samdak**
*Release the tension from your other foot,*
**[14:40] Samdak**
* and rotate your body as*
* if turning to look behind you.*
**[14:49] Samdak**
*This is an MMA-style...*
**[14:52] Samdak**
*low kick!*
**[15:00] Hobin**
*It landed.*
**[15:01] Samdak**
* The move he chose wasn't a punch*
* or a chokehold, but a low kick.*
**[15:06] Samdak**
* You must practice this low kick*
* 10,000 times over the next month.*
**[15:13] Samdak**
* As long as you take it seriously,*
* you will see results.*
**[15:16] Samdak**
*Hard work never betrays you.*
**[15:20] Hobin**
*It wasn't a waste.*
**[15:24] Pakgo**
You're so funny. You call that a low kick?
**[15:29] Pakgo**
You're supposed to aim
for the thigh on low kicks.
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** A low kick lolol
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** A low kick lolol
**[15:32] Pakgo**
You're really dumb, ain't ya?
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** A low kick lolol
***SIGN*** You can't learn martial arts on your own
***SIGN*** Cringe central
***SIGN*** Probably studied online
***SIGN*** A low kick lolol
***SIGN*** You can't learn martial arts on your own
**[15:33] Gaeul**
*Right on target.*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Right on target
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Right on target
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Right on target
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Right on target
**[15:36] Snapper**
*It's that old man again.*
**[15:38] Gaeul**
*Amateurs, am I right?*
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
**[15:40] Gaeul**
*Hey now. Who are you
calling a "know-it-all"?*
***SIGN*** Amateurs, am I right?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** Here comes the pro lol
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** You, old man
***SIGN*** Go away, know-it-all
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** You, old man
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** You, old man
***SIGN*** Clearly
***SIGN*** Hey now
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Who are you calling a "know-it-all"?
***SIGN*** You, old man
***SIGN*** Clearly
**[15:44] Munseong**
He did it on purpose.
**[15:47] Munseong**
An MMA-style low kick.
**[15:50] Munseong**
An upgraded low kick that highlights
the strengths of the low kick to the max:
**[15:56] Munseong**
the calf kick.
**[15:59] Gaeul**
*It's effective even
when used by an amateur.*
***SIGN*** It's effective even when used by an amateur
***SIGN*** It's effective even when used by an amateur
***SIGN*** It's effective even when used by an amateur
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** It's an infamous kick!
**[16:02] Gaeul**
*It's an infamous kick!*
***SIGN*** It's effective even when used by an amateur
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** It's an infamous kick!
**[16:05] Gaeul**
* Unlike more traditional low kicks,*
* where damage builds up over time,*
**[16:09] Gaeul**
* the calf kick deals*
* instant damage in one hit.*
**[16:14] Munseong**
* A solid hit can make even pro fighters*
* drag their feet from the first round.*
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
**[16:19] Munseong**
*It's not a move a beginner
can use all that easily.*
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
***SIGN*** Sounds like even I can do it
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
***SIGN*** Sounds like even I can do it
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
***SIGN*** Sounds like even I can do it
***SIGN*** It's quite basic, really
***SIGN*** Wow, I didn't know
***SIGN*** Sounds like even I can do it
***SIGN*** It's quite basic, really
***SIGN*** Subscribe to this channel
**[16:22] Munseong**
*I knew he was going for that.*
**[16:26] (Flashback) Munseong**
Not doing the next move
was on purpose, right?
**[16:29] Munseong**
* The complementary skill to*
* "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt."*
**[16:32] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[16:35] Pakgo**
Die!
**[16:37] Samdak**
* In a real fight, if the opponent*
* has a bigger build than you,*
**[16:40] Samdak**
*running away is an important skill, too.*
**[16:42] Samdak**
* I'm teaching you how to fight,*
* not win at a sport.*
**[16:46] Samdak**
*In a fight, there is
no ring or referee!*
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
**[16:49] Hobin**
*I have to keep my distance.*
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** Boring
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** Boring
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** Boring
***SIGN*** What's he doing?
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** Boring
***SIGN*** What's he doing?
**[16:52] Hobin**
* The moment he grabs me,*
* he'll get me, just like last time.*
**[16:55] Hobin**
*But when I have space...*
**[16:56] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[16:57] Pakgo**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome lol
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome lol
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome lol
***SIGN*** Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
***SIGN*** while kicking him? lolol
***SIGN*** Awesome!!!
***SIGN*** I'll follow him forever!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome lol
***SIGN*** Did he just shout "Calf Kick"
***SIGN*** while kicking him? lolol
**[17:00] Snapper**
Awesome!
**[17:01] Rumi**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
**[17:02] Gaeul**
*Ooh, this is
getting interesting!*
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
***SIGN*** An unexpected turn of events! lol
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
***SIGN*** An unexpected turn of events! lol
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
***SIGN*** An unexpected turn of events! lol
***SIGN*** He might actually win this time
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ooh, this is getting interesting!
***SIGN*** An unexpected turn of events! lol
***SIGN*** He might actually win this time
**[17:05] Pakgo**
Hey, you! Enough already!
**[17:08] Munseong**
*But something's off.
Why isn't he doing the next move?*
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** Maybe it's his only move lol
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** Maybe it's his only move lol
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** Maybe it's his only move lol
***SIGN*** It's possible lolol
***SIGN*** He's just doing calf kicks the whole time
***SIGN*** Maybe it's his only move lol
***SIGN*** It's possible lolol
**[17:13] Munseong**
*Wait, could Hobin be...*
**[17:17] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[17:18] Pakgo**
I get it now.
**[17:20] Pakgo**
That kick's all you've got.
**[17:22] Pakgo**
That's natural. After all, learning one move
properly is all you can do in just a month.
**[17:27] Classmate E**
He's right. This whole time,
all he's been doing is kicking.
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** It's Pakgo's turn now
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** It's Pakgo's turn now
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** It's Pakgo's turn now
***SIGN*** He fought well
***SIGN*** Called it lolol
***SIGN*** It's Pakgo's turn now
***SIGN*** He fought well
**[17:31] Classmate F**
He really tried to fight
Pakgo with just a kick?
**[17:33] Pakgo**
Well, it won't work anymore, you weakling!
**[17:36] Samdak**
* For a month now, you've been*
* practicing the right calf kick.*
**[17:41] Samdak**
* Please note that*
* this move is easy to anticipate.*
**[17:44] Samdak**
* Learning two moves in*
* one month is very difficult.*
**[17:45] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[17:50] Hobin**
*But I'm not the same man anymore.*
**[17:55] Samdak**
*But I taught you another back then.*
**[17:58] Pakgo**
Another kick, right?
**[17:59] Samdak**
* Once your opponent's fixated*
* on the calf kick, that's your opening.*
**[18:03] Hobin**
*I'm* not *a loser!*
**[18:12] Hobin**
Overhand hook!
**[18:20] Hobin**
*Pakgo, you're a hopeless dirtbag.*
**[18:44] Pakgo's Lackey A**
Hey, Pakgo, are you all right?
**[18:46] Pakgo's Lackey B**
You'll pay for this!
**[18:48] Snapper**
Quit yapping, idiots!
**[18:51] Snapper**
Lay one finger on my friend
and I'll make you pay!
**[18:56] Snapper**
I swear! Just one finger!
**[18:58] Snapper**
I'll curse you all so that
you get huge warts on your ass!
**[19:03] Snapper**
*I'll protect Hobin.*
**[19:05] Snapper**
*When he gets hit, I get hit, too.*
**[19:08] Snapper**
*I never knew Hobin saw me like that.*
**[19:14] Snapper**
*Oh? Hey, look. They're scared.*
**[19:19] Snapper**
*My time has finally come.*
**[19:21] Snapper**
Well, if you get it, that's fine.
Watch yourselves from now on.
**[19:28] Munseong**
Hobin, that was awesome.
**[19:33] Munseong**
So...
**[19:35] Munseong**
You can stop crying.
**[19:41] Hobin**
Viral Hit...
**[19:44] Hobin**
Don't forget to subscribe
and turn on notifications!
**[19:49] Hobin**
Please!
**[19:53] Hobin**
* Ever since that day,*
* Pakgo's been skipping school.*
***SIGN*** Grade A thug vs. Bullied Kid
***SIGN*** Viral Hit: 770k views
**[19:58] Hobin**
*Is he scared of me?*
**[20:00] Hobin**
*Nah, not likely.*
**[20:02] Hobin**
* In fact, I don't even think*
* I really beat Pakgo.*
**[20:06] Hobin**
* After working myself almost to death,*
* all I managed was a lucky punch to the face.*
**[20:12] Hobin**
* What he's afraid of isn't me.*
* It's that his fame has hit rock bottom.*
**[20:12] Students**
It's so peaceful without Pakgo around.
**[20:14] Students**
He can't show his face after being
pummeled by the kid he was bullying.
**[20:18] Students**
I watch that scene of him
getting punched every day.
**[20:18] Hobin**
* He deserves it,*
* but watching Pakgo suffer like that...*
***SIGN*** High School Gangster Pakgo
**[20:22] Hobin**
*It feels so good! It's karma!
I hope his NewTubu suffers, too!*
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** So that's how that ends
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** So that's how that ends
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** So that's how that ends
***SIGN*** He did cross the line a little
***SIGN*** Deserved lol
***SIGN*** Feels good, man
***SIGN*** So that's how that ends
***SIGN*** He did cross the line a little
**[20:27] Hobin**
*Pakgo's channel growth is
flowing into my channel instead!*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** When you piss off a loser, this happens
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** When you piss off a loser, this happens
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** When you piss off a loser, this happens
***SIGN*** Behold the miracle punch lol
***SIGN*** I came from Pakgo. You're funny lol
***SIGN*** You and Snapper are such a good duo
***SIGN*** When you piss off a loser, this happens
***SIGN*** Behold the miracle punch lol
**[20:34] Hobin**
Thank you, everyone!
**[20:37] Hobin**
I've passed 150k subs!
I'll keep working harder!
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** No one looks better groveling lol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** He's trembling lolol
***SIGN*** Good job!
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** He's trembling lolol
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** He's trembling lolol
***SIGN*** He'll reach 200k in no time
***SIGN*** Congrats!
***SIGN*** A new style of groveling?
***SIGN*** He's trembling lolol
***SIGN*** He'll reach 200k in no time
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeon Park
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Heojun Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Huata Park
**[20:50] Hobin**
Ta-da!
**[20:52] Hobin**
I bought you a new outfit.
**[20:55] Jihyeon**
Oh? Where did you get the money to buy that?
**[20:58] Hobin**
It got it cheap online.
**[21:00] Jihyeon**
Oh, by the way, your friend
from school visited the other day.
**[21:04] Hobin**
My friend? Who?
**[21:07] Jihyeon**
*You* know. The one you told me about.
**[21:09] Jihyeon**
Your new friend who gives you energy
whenever you're around him.
**[21:14] Hobin**
Oh, you mean Munseong?
**[21:17] Snapper**
What?
**[21:18] Hobin**
All right, I'm off to work now.
**[21:20] Jihyeon**
Okay. Take care.
**[21:23] Jihyeon**
*Was that his name?*
**[21:27] Hobin**
*But, Mom...*
**[21:28] Snapper**
Your "friend" wasn't me?
**[21:31] Hobin**
*...I have another friend now.*
**[21:35] Snapper**
It was Munseong all along?!
**[21:38] Snapper**
Damn you! Take this!
**[21:41] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[21:44] Snapper**
Do you even *know* how much work
I put in to save you from Pakgo?!
**[21:49] Hobin**
*His name is Snapper.
He's a douchebag, but he's kind.*
**[21:53] Snapper**
You idiot!
**[22:27] Snapper**
We're looking for
an editor to edit our videos.
**[22:32] Hobin**
This doesn't work at all as an editor.
**[22:33] Gaeul**
Oh, finally, we meet!
**[22:37] Bomi**
*He has time to do his NewTubu.*
**[22:39] Snapper**
Taehun's your next opponent.
**[22:40] Hobin**
What am I supposed to do
against that monster?!
**[22:44] Gaeul**
Are you okay?!
**[22:45] Snapper**
Idiot. What are you doing here, too?
**[22:48] Taehun**
I thought you were here to fight me.
**[22:50] Taehun**
I heard you were talking about
beating the crap out of me.
# E6 - The Devil
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG5NVG/the-devil)
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Snapper**
I've never thought of him as a friend.
**[00:07] Jihyeon**
He said school was much more fun now.
**[00:10] Samdak**
*How to Fight, Lesson 2.*
**[00:13] Hobin**
*No, I have one, too!*
**[00:14] Hobin**
*My own miracle!*
**[00:15] Pakgo**
That kick's all you've got.
**[00:18] Hobin**
Overhand hook!
**[00:23] Jihyeon**
Your new friend who gives you energy
whenever you're around him.
**[00:28] Snapper**
Your "friend" wasn't me?
**[00:31] Snapper**
It was Munseong all along?!
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
**[00:40] Snapper**
I think we should hire an editor
to help the channel grow even more.
**[00:45] Hobin**
Huh? You've done all the editing up to now.
**[00:49] Snapper**
I'm an amateur who learned from
watching others. We need a real pro.
**[00:54] Snapper**
However good our core content, it may become
routine, or people might get tired of it.
**[01:00] Snapper**
So we need a skilled editor
who can keep it exciting.
**[01:05] Hobin**
Sounds like a good idea,
but how do we find one?
**[01:09] Hobin**
Post a listing on a job site or something?
**[01:12] Snapper**
Man, you really are an amateur.
**[01:15] Snapper**
Who'd do something
*that* old-school nowadays?
**[01:18] Snapper**
The current trend is...
***SIGN*** Looking for a video editor!
**[01:20] Snapper**
*...doing this!*
**[01:21] Hobin**
*You were filming?!*
**[01:23] Hobin**
Hello, everyone.
**[01:25] Snapper**
We have news for you all today.
**[01:28] Snapper**
We're looking for an
editor to edit our videos!
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Looking for an editor now?
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Looking for an editor now?
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Looking for an editor now?
***SIGN*** This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
***SIGN*** Awesome lolol
***SIGN*** Looking for an editor now?
***SIGN*** This is all thanks to us viewers, right? lol
**[01:35] Snapper**
I'd like to get some volunteers
during this livestream.
**[01:39] Hobin**
Please write your background
in the comments section.
**[01:42] Hobin**
I mean, I'm seriously not
expecting much, but...
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
***SIGN*** We're a bunch of talented folk
***SIGN*** Wait, did he just belittle us?
***SIGN*** Don't underestimate our backgrounds!
***SIGN*** We're a bunch of talented folk
***SIGN*** 22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
***SIGN*** 28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
***SIGN*** 41yo / Male / Divorced wife yesterday. Estranged for 18 years
**[01:50] Hobin**
*These people are, uh,
quite* special *in a lot of ways.*
***SIGN*** 22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
***SIGN*** 28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
***SIGN*** 16yo / Male / Flunked all my exams last semester except for classical literature
***SIGN*** 22yo / Male / Pooped my pants in front of a crush once
***SIGN*** 28yo / Male / Gets allowance from mom 'cause internet cafés are too expensive
**[01:54] Hobin**
Hey, none of these guys
would make good editors.
**[01:58] Snapper**
Well, *obviously*.
I wasn't expecting this, either.
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** Truly a band of heroes lol
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** Truly a band of heroes lol
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** Truly a band of heroes lol
***SIGN*** What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
***SIGN*** We can hear you lolol
***SIGN*** It's not like you two are much better
***SIGN*** Truly a band of heroes lol
***SIGN*** What a bunch of lowlifes. Me included lol
**[02:05] Hobin**
Uh, does *anyone* have
any experience editing?
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** Well said
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** Well said
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** Well said
***SIGN*** Yup, yup
***SIGN*** If we did, what'd we be doing here?
***SIGN*** Well said
***SIGN*** Yup, yup
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Ahem...
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** I'm a dab hand at video editing
**[02:10] Gaeul**
*Ahem... I'm a dab hand at video editing.*
**[02:15] Hobin**
Isn't that the guy who does
play-by-plays of our streams?
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** It's the martial arts guru
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** It's the martial arts guru
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** It's the martial arts guru
***SIGN*** You can edit for real? lol
***SIGN*** Knew he'd show up
***SIGN*** It's the martial arts guru
***SIGN*** You can edit for real? lol
***SIGN*** You can edit for real? lol
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** How rude! Don't compare me to riffraff like yourselves!
**[02:19] Gaeul**
* How rude! Don't compare me*
* to riffraff like yourselves!*
**[02:23] Snapper**
Not that I doubt you or anything,
but can you *really* edit videos?
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** lol, your face rn
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** lol, your face rn
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** lol, your face rn
***SIGN*** Srsly tho, can you?
***SIGN*** ...he says doubtingly lol
***SIGN*** lol, your face rn
***SIGN*** Srsly tho, can you?
**[02:29] Snapper**
What do we do, Hobin?
**[02:30] Hobin**
I mean, since he volunteered,
I guess we can at least meet him.
**[02:34] Snapper**
But he's a middle-aged man.
**[02:36] Hobin**
Who cares how old he is?
As long as he can edit, it's all good.
***SIGN*** I'm worried
***SIGN*** Ding
***SIGN*** Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
***SIGN*** There's no one else?
***SIGN*** What if we get, like, super retro vids? lol
**[02:40] Gaeul**
*Sheesh. Darned kids these days!*
**[02:43] Snapper**
Damn. Fine, then.
**[02:46] Snapper**
Please send us your contact info.
**[02:48] Snapper**
If that's what Hobin wants,
let's do an interview and decide then.
**[02:56] Snapper**
Did he contact you after that?
**[02:58] Hobin**
Yeah.
**[02:59] Hobin**
He did, but...
**[03:01] Hobin**
There's a *slight* problem.
**[03:03] Snapper**
Problem?
***SIGN*** The greatest present in life you can give
***SIGN*** is the bond between two people
***SIGN*** For eternal happiness
**[03:04] Hobin**
He's, uh... How do I put this?
A little old-fashioned.
**[03:09] Snapper**
Block him.
**[03:10] Hobin**
Hey! We promised him. We can't do that!
**[03:14] Snapper**
So where are we doing this interview?
**[03:16] Hobin**
The old guy said he'd turn up
here, uh, at some point...
**[03:19] Snapper**
Jeez. How'd you fail to even confirm
the most basic part of this arrangement?
**[03:24] Hobin**
I'm a bit worried, too.
**[03:28] Hobin**
I wonder if he's gonna scold us and say,
"Sheesh. Darned kids these days!"
**[03:32] Gaeul**
Sheesh.
**[03:33] Gaeul**
Bellyaching like anything
before you've even met me...
**[03:38] Gaeul**
Hard to believe what
kids are like these days.
**[03:42] Gaeul**
Don't look so astonished.
**[03:46] Gaeul**
Let's get crack-a-lacking
with this interview, shall we?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[05:20] Female Student 1**
That's Gaeul Lee, the first-year
who's famed for her cuteness!
**[05:25] Male Student 2**
I hear she's not popular
in her class, though.
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** The
Devil
**[05:28] Male Student 2**
Apparently, despite looking so cute,
she talks like an old man.
**[05:31] Gaeul**
A pleasure to finally
make your acquaintances.
**[05:32] Male Student 2**
They say she grew up abroad
and learned the language online.
**[05:35] Snapper**
This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
**[05:38] Gaeul**
C-Come on, chop chop.
Let's get this show on the road.
**[05:45] Snapper**
She's actually a little girl!
I totally fell for it!
**[05:49] Gaeul**
Come now.
**[05:51] Gaeul**
It's not polite to point like that.
**[05:57] Snapper**
Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
**[06:02] Snapper**
The new hire made a huge error.
**[06:06] Snapper**
I had to give him a good talking-to.
**[06:08] Gaeul**
That happens in life sometimes!
**[06:12] Gaeul**
Oh? You got me a bouquet
of flowers as a present?
**[06:15] Snapper**
I passed a florist and
your face flashed up in my thoughts.
**[06:19] Gaeul**
They're so magnificent.
**[06:22] Gaeul**
Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
have any flowers in it?
**[06:25] Snapper**
Oh, that's because...
**[06:27] Snapper**
Hush, Hobin. Settle down.
I'll give you some jerky later.
**[06:32] Hobin**
Snap out of it already!
**[06:35] Gaeul**
Are you still listening?
**[06:36] Snapper**
Down, boy. Down, Hobin.
**[06:39] Snapper**
Hm? Uh, what were we talking about?
**[06:43] Snapper**
Oh, right! You edited a video of ours, right?
**[06:47] Snapper**
* I went off daydreaming*
* just because we touched hands.*
**[06:51] Gaeul**
I most certainly did. What do you think?
**[06:54] Snapper**
*She's seriously cute!*
**[06:57] Hobin**
Wow! You made this?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[06:59] Gaeul**
Well, it's disheartening for a channel with
150,000 subscribers not to even have an intro.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[07:05] Hobin**
Hm, you're right.
**[07:06] Snapper**
*Look how small her hands are.*
**[07:08] Snapper**
*I want a thumb war with her!*
**[07:10] Snapper**
Right, it's settled! She's accepted, right?
**[07:14] Hobin**
Don't decide that on your own.
**[07:16] Hobin**
What I need is subtitles with presence
and a real eye for detail—
**[07:19] Snapper**
Right, right, got it.
**[07:22] Hobin**
You highlighted the viewer
comments you found funny.
**[07:25] Gaeul**
One of the best parts about Viral Hit
is the funny viewer comments.
**[07:30] Hobin**
* It's true what they say*
* about how important editing is.*
**[07:33] Hobin**
*This is super funny now.*
**[07:35] Hobin**
* But it's still lacking real punch.*
* I can't decide if I should hire her.*
**[07:41] Hobin**
Did you have any issues while editing?
**[07:44] Gaeul**
I had some difficulty editing this part.
***SIGN*** I can't show you!
**[07:49] Gaeul**
Who knew you had such thick hair down there?
***SIGN*** I can't show you!
**[07:52] Gaeul**
There's stuff on your underwear
that might need editing out still.
**[07:56] Hobin**
Stop!
**[07:57] Gaeul**
Plus, your butt cheeks—
**[07:59] Hobin**
You're hired! You're hired! You're in!
**[08:02] Snapper**
Good. That's settled, then.
**[08:06] Hobin**
I do have one last question.
**[08:10] Hobin**
With skills like these, you could probably
get accepted elsewhere. Why'd you pick us?
**[08:16] Gaeul**
That's...
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Don't say that!
***SIGN*** Not a bath!
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop him!
***SIGN*** Ya just can't leave this guy alone
**[08:39] Gaeul**
I look forward to working with you!
**[08:43] Hobin**
Huh? Um, right.
**[08:46] Hobin**
My thoughts exactly.
**[08:48] Snapper**
Let's have fun!
***SIGN*** We found an editor!
***SIGN*** We found an editor!
***SIGN*** We found an editor!
***SIGN*** We found an editor!
**[08:57] Bomi**
*He has time to work on his NewTubu.*
**[09:00] Bomi**
* Is he just not going to*
* contact me anymore?*
**[09:04] Bomi**
*If he'd at least answer his phone...*
**[09:08] Onlooker A**
Should we call the police?
**[09:10] Onlooker B**
Hey, let me see.
**[09:11] Onlooker C**
Did you see that?
**[09:13] Onlooker D**
Yeah, it was instant.
**[09:13] Onlooker E**
He's a high school student, right?
**[09:13] Bomi**
A fight?
**[09:30] Man**
Hey, brat!
**[09:33] Man**
Did you do this? Did you beat them up?
**[09:38] Taehun**
Aw, I lost.
**[09:41] Taehun**
Hey.
**[09:44] Taehun**
You got 100 yen?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[10:02] Snapper**
Gangbuk High School's Taehun Seong.
**[10:04] Snapper**
A fighter in the new "Max" MMA league.
**[10:08] Snapper**
Or rather, *former* fighter.
He got fired for causing too many problems.
**[10:12] Snapper**
Bad rumors follow him around.
**[10:15] Snapper**
They say everyone at Gangbuk High
has been hit by Taehun at least once.
**[10:19] Hobin**
I see. Wow.
**[10:22] Hobin**
But why show me this?
**[10:24] Snapper**
He's been practicing a martial art from a
very young age. Can you guess which one?
**[10:29] Hobin**
Hm... He's super fast, so maybe boxing?
**[10:35] Snapper**
It's actually taekwondo!
**[10:39] Snapper**
What a bunch of idiots those
Gangbuk High guys must be!
**[10:42] Snapper**
Who gets beaten up by
a guy using taekwondo?
**[10:44] Hobin**
Again, what does this have to do with me?
**[10:47] Hobin**
Is taekwondo really that weak?
**[10:49] Snapper**
Against taekwondo, all you have
to do is watch out for kicks.
**[10:53] Snapper**
The moment they go for a kick,
grab 'em and sweep their legs.
**[10:58] Snapper**
Even I could easily climb
to the top of Gangbuk High.
**[11:02] Gaeul**
Hey! Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
**[11:06] Gaeul**
"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
**[11:10] Gaeul**
That's the opinion of a total amateur!
**[11:13] Gaeul**
The style unsuited to street fights
is "sport taekwondo."
**[11:15] Gaeul**
"Combat taekwondo" is *completely* different.
**[11:18] Gaeul**
In sport taekwondo, you win by scoring
points within a limited amount of time.
**[11:24] Gaeul**
Combat taekwondo is a striking martial art
that aims to knock your opponent out.
**[11:32] Gaeul**
Someone conducted an experiment.
**[11:34] Gaeul**
Several expert martial artists were invited to
measure the power and speed of their kicks.
**[11:40] Gaeul**
Muay Thai.
**[11:41] Gaeul**
Maximum speed: 209 km/h.
***SIGN*** Maximum Speed
**[11:44] Gaeul**
Power: 635 kg.
***SIGN*** Power
**[11:47] Gaeul**
Capoeira.
**[11:49] Gaeul**
Maximum speed: 160 km/h.
***SIGN*** Maximum Speed
**[11:52] Gaeul**
Power: 816 kg.
***SIGN*** Power
**[11:55] Gaeul**
And what about taekwondo?
**[11:58] Gaeul**
Maximum speed: 219 km/h.
***SIGN*** Maximum Speed
**[12:02] Gaeul**
Power: 1,043 kg!
***SIGN*** Power
**[12:05] Snapper**
*Seriously?!* That's on a whole other level!
**[12:08] Hobin**
I get it. Taekwondo's great.
**[12:11] Hobin**
So what does this guy have to do with me?
**[12:13] Snapper**
Oh, it's not a big deal, but remember
how our channel's about fighting bullies?
**[12:19] Hobin**
Well, yeah...
**[12:21] Snapper**
Taehun's your next opponent.
**[12:23] Hobin**
Ah, I see!
**[12:25] Hobin**
Wait, don't be stupid!
**[12:29] Snapper**
A viewer gave us all the info.
**[12:33] Snapper**
Wow, taekwondo really is strong, isn't it?
**[12:36] Gaeul**
Taekwondo's world-famous now.
**[12:39] Gaeul**
Many MMA fighters around the world
use taekwondo techniques.
**[12:44] (Flashback) Reporter**
What's your opinion on taekwondo?
**[12:46] (Flashback) Champion**
Because of its flashy techniques,
it leaves a lot of openings.
**[12:50] (Flashback) Champion**
But there's one move
that's an exception to that.
**[12:52] (Flashback) Reporter**
So a sort of "special super move"?
**[12:56] Champion**
Yes, taekwondo is good.
**[12:59] Gaeul**
Taekwondo has a super move
that even pro fighters fear.
**[13:03] Gaeul**
It's fast, powerful, and accurate.
**[13:03] Man 1**
I'll grab him and throw him!
**[13:06] Gaeul**
A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
**[13:08] Gaeul**
The only move where you can
turn your back to the enemy...
**[13:13] Gaeul**
The back kick!
**[13:17] Taehun**
So I just have to avoid getting grabbed?
**[13:22] Hobin**
*It's great people are giving us info, but...*
**[13:26] Hobin**
*this isn't some regular thug.*
**[13:30] Hobin**
*He's a pro fighter!*
**[13:32] Hobin**
What am I supposed to do
against a monster like that?!
**[13:37] Hobin**
Can't we just do an eating
challenge or something?!
**[13:40] Snapper**
C'mon, are you gonna betray your viewers?
**[13:42] Gaeul**
That back kick can be fatal when it's clean!
**[13:43] Hobin**
*At that point, I didn't know...*
**[13:47] Hobin**
* that a surefire strategy to win*
* was so close at hand.*
**[13:56] Snapper**
* Today, let's talk about*
* the devil of Gangbuk High.*
**[14:00] Snapper**
* He's a total psychopath,*
* feared by the entire school.*
**[14:03] Taehun**
Man, I wanna be rich.
**[14:07] Snapper**
*That's Taehun Seong.*
**[14:09] Snapper**
* He used to be a famous taekwondo practitioner,*
* but for some reason, he quit.*
**[14:15] Snapper**
Hey, you guys want me to be rich, too, right?
**[14:19] Gakuto**
Oh, sure we do.
**[14:21] Taehun**
I see. In that case...
**[14:24] Taehun**
Let's swap shoes.
**[14:28] Snapper**
*He always got what he wanted.*
**[14:30] Snapper**
*Even if it was a rare pair of
sneakers only available overseas.*
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Wouldn't he know who squealed?
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Wouldn't he know who squealed?
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Wouldn't he know who squealed?
***SIGN*** "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
***SIGN*** Did someone rat on him 'cause
***SIGN*** he took their shoes?
***SIGN*** Wouldn't he know who squealed?
***SIGN*** "Swap" shoes? Yikes lol
**[14:36] Snapper**
* That's just like any other*
* common thug, you say?*
**[14:37] Gakuto**
But this is...
**[14:38] Snapper**
* You only say that because*
* you don't know a thing.*
**[14:43] Snapper**
* The real reason people call him*
* the devil is because...*
**[14:46] Snapper**
*he takes your friends hostage.*
**[14:49] Taehun**
Gakuto won't swap shoes with me.
**[14:53] Gakuto**
Let's swap.
**[14:54] Snapper**
* Taehun doesn't really*
* want the things he takes.*
**[14:56] Gakuto**
I actually really wanted your shoes.
**[14:59] Snapper**
* His real goal is to make people*
* watch their friends get beat up,*
**[15:03] Snapper**
* filling their hearts with*
* powerlessness and shame.*
**[15:08] Hobin**
I can't read any further.
**[15:10] Hobin**
How do I fight this guy?
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
**[15:14] Hobin**
He's worse than Pakgo.
He's a total sadist.
***SIGN*** You scared?
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
***SIGN*** You scared?
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
***SIGN*** You scared?
***SIGN*** Where'd your chutzpah go?
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
***SIGN*** You asked us for info
***SIGN*** You scared?
***SIGN*** Where'd your chutzpah go?
**[15:18] Hobin**
Of *course* I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Scared?
***SIGN*** Scared?
***SIGN*** Scared?
***SIGN*** You scared?
***SIGN*** Scared?
***SIGN*** You scared?
**[15:20] Hobin**
He can kick higher than my head!
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** And that's how a precious life was lost...
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** And that's how a precious life was lost...
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** And that's how a precious life was lost...
***SIGN*** Hobin's name is going on his will
***SIGN*** You just gonna let the informant's courage
***SIGN*** go to waste?
***SIGN*** And that's how a precious life was lost...
***SIGN*** Hobin's name is going on his will
**[15:24] Snapper**
Ya can't break a promise
to your viewers.
**[15:27] Hobin**
I said I'd fight *thugs*.
**[15:29] Hobin**
I never said I'd go toe to toe
with a pro martial artist!
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
***SIGN*** Show us your miracle punch again
***SIGN*** Yo, Hobin!
***SIGN*** You beat Pakgo. You'll be fine
***SIGN*** Show us your miracle punch again
**[15:33] Gaeul**
Boy, just the presence of that
no-good varmint is enough to enrage me!
**[15:37] Gaeul**
I'll *personally* beat him to a pulp!
**[15:39] Hobin**
Take it easy, Gaeul.
**[15:42] Hobin**
I can't find even the
smallest reason to fight.
**[15:45] Hobin**
After all, the premise of fighting
a total stranger based on a tip
**[15:48] Hobin**
from another total stranger
makes zero sense.
**[15:55] Taehun**
Man, I wanna be rich.
**[15:59] Kubo**
Hey. Are you Taehun?
**[16:06] Kubo**
How dare you hit my friends.
Don't even think you'll—
**[16:12] Man 1**
Ichiro! You okay?
**[16:15] Kubo**
Is that taekwondo?
**[16:16] Taehun**
Hey, you got 100 yen?
I wanna hit the arcade.
**[16:20] Kubo**
Hah. Seems you know a thing or two
about sports, and it's gone to your head.
**[16:24] Man 1**
Watch out! He used to be a fighter!
**[16:27] Kubo**
A fighter? Is that what you call a guy who
does a sport that's all about form and stuff?
**[16:34] Kubo**
That ain't no real martial art.
**[16:37] Kubo**
Taekwondo is child's play.
**[16:41] Kubo**
The moment I grab you, it's over!
**[16:47] Kubo**
*What? He's too fast.*
**[16:51] Kubo**
*His kicks! He's really good!*
**[16:55] Kubo**
*Another? Is it a roundhouse this time?*
**[16:59] Kubo**
*I'll block it and retaliate!*
**[17:03] Man 1**
* Ya gotta be kidding. He's taking*
* Takao down without breaking a sweat!*
**[17:05] Kubo**
Hey... Stop...
**[17:09] Kubo**
I apologize. So...
**[17:12] Taehun**
You got 100 yen?
**[17:14] Kubo**
I'll give you 100 yen.
**[17:17] Taehun**
Not you.
**[17:20] Taehun**
I'm asking you.
**[17:23] Man 1**
Yeah, I'll give you 100 yen.
**[17:26] Man 1**
So please forgive us.
**[17:32] Taehun**
Hey, you got 10,000 yen?
I wanna hit the arcade.
**[17:36] Man 1**
Okay, okay! Just take it! So please...
**[17:43] Taehun**
Then, what about a million yen?
**[17:46] Taehun**
Oh, dear. Your friend
doesn't have a million yen.
**[17:50] Man 1**
I'm... I'm sorry...
**[17:56] Snapper**
* That's Taehun? He's an even*
* bigger psychopath than the rumors say!*
**[18:00] Snapper**
* I've never seen someone beat up the friends*
* of the guy who started the fight before!*
**[18:05] Man 1**
I'm sorry!
**[18:06] Snapper**
*We should stay away from this guy.*
**[18:08] Snapper**
*But we did promise our viewers...*
**[18:09] Man 1**
I'm sorry, so please stop!
**[18:15] Snapper**
Safe!
**[18:17] Snapper**
When he suddenly looked my way,
I thought I was a goner.
**[18:21] Hobin**
Idiot. So he caught you, huh?
But why'd you bring me into it?
**[18:25] Snapper**
I have to be more careful in the future.
**[18:28] Hobin**
Yeah.
**[18:29] Hobin**
It's great that you're a hard worker,
but you've gotta be careful.
**[18:38] Hobin**
*We're done for.*
**[18:39] Taehun**
Who are you? Why were you filming me?
**[18:43] Snapper**
Well, you see, your taekwondo
moves were just so cool.
**[18:47] Taehun**
Oh, is that so?
**[18:50] Hobin**
*Good one, Snapper. What a smooth talker!*
**[18:52] Hobin**
*He can talk us out of this!*
**[18:55] Hobin**
* It's not like I've decided to*
* actually fight this monster yet.*
**[18:58] Hobin**
* Besides, there's no reason*
* why I should fight him at all.*
**[19:01] Hobin**
*I'm not some hero driven by justice.*
**[19:04] Hobin**
* My body can't take on*
* every fight that comes knocking.*
**[19:07] Hobin**
*We have to run, no matter what.*
**[19:10] Gaeul**
Are you all right?!
**[19:12] Gaeul**
I won't let you harm
my seniors, you scoundrel!
**[19:17] Hobin**
*Gaeul? Uh-oh!*
**[19:19] Gaeul**
* Given her personality,*
* she might pick a fight with anyone,*
**[19:23] Gaeul**
* and that could result in an emergency*
* like last time with Bomi!*
**[19:28] Gaeul**
*Taehun?*
**[19:31] Gaeul**
Damn you, you thug.
**[19:32] Hobin**
*She's in the same category as me!*
**[19:35] Snapper**
Idiot! Why'd you come here, too?
**[19:38] Gaeul**
If you hit me, I'll call my dad...
**[19:42] Hobin**
* Gaeul seems scared, too.*
* Let's do our best to escape.*
**[19:46] Taehun**
Anyway, you wanted to
get me on video, right?
**[19:50] Gaeul**
Yes, yes.
**[19:51] Snapper**
Right, right.
**[19:52] Hobin**
We'll delete the video right away.
So yeah, anyway, excuse us.
**[19:57] Taehun**
You're "Viral Hit," right?
**[20:03] Taehun**
I thought you came here to fight me.
**[20:05] Taehun**
I heard you guys were talking
about beating the crap out of me.
**[20:09] Taehun**
I also heard you make a
ton of money. Good timing.
**[20:14] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu.
**[20:19] Hobin**
* That's just like any other*
* common thug, you say?*
**[20:22] Hobin**
* You only say that because*
* you don't know a thing.*
**[20:26] Hobin**
* The real reason people call him*
* the devil is because...*
**[20:29] Hobin**
*he takes your friends hostage.*
**[20:33] Hobin**
* Taehun doesn't really*
* want the things he takes.*
**[20:37] Hobin**
* His real goal is to make people watch their*
* friends get beat up, filling their hearts with...*
**[20:44] Hobin**
*powerlessness and shame.*
**[20:47] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu.
**[20:51] Taehun**
You got 100 yen?
**[20:58] Hobin**
Does this guy think humans
are toys or something?
**[21:01] Snapper**
Don't you have any pride whatsoever?
**[21:03] Gaeul**
Does it still hurt?
**[21:05] Snapper**
I wanted... to show off.
**[21:08] Hobin**
You can have my friends
and my channel subscribers.
***SIGN*** How to beat a taekwondo fighter in a fight as a regular person
**[21:12] Samdak**
* "How to beat a taekwondo fighter*
* in a fight as a regular person!"*
**[21:16] Hobin**
Is it 'cause you think you'll lose
if you fight me a month from now?
**[21:22] Taehun**
Try me.
# E7 - Special Training
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ0KXM/special-training)
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**[00:04] Snapper**
This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:07] Gaeul**
Don't look so astonished.
**[00:09] Snapper**
Today, let's talk about
the devil of Gangbuk High.
**[00:12] Gaeul**
"Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
**[00:15] Gaeul**
That's the opinion of a total amateur!
**[00:17] Hobin**
*This isn't some regular thug.*
**[00:19] Hobin**
*He's a pro fighter!*
**[00:22] Taehun**
You're "Viral Hit," right?
**[00:25] Hobin**
The real reason people call him
the devil is because...
**[00:28] Hobin**
he takes your friends hostage.
**[00:31] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Special
Training
**[02:07] Taehun**
Hey...
**[02:09] Taehun**
You got 100 yen?
**[02:12] Hobin**
*Huh? What does this guy want?*
**[02:15] Taehun**
I guess not.
**[02:17] Hobin**
* He beats people up*
* for such minor reasons?*
**[02:20] Gaeul**
That looks painful.
**[02:22] Hobin**
* Does he think humans*
* are toys or something?*
**[02:26] Hobin**
*That's no reason to hurt someone.*
**[02:30] Taehun**
Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.
**[02:33] Snapper**
No. We've put so much work into it.
**[02:38] Hobin**
*This is wrong.*
**[02:41] Hobin**
Uh, let's stop the violence
and talk this over—
**[02:44] Taehun**
Didn't you hear me?
**[02:46] Taehun**
I said to hand over your NewTubu.
**[02:49] Hobin**
*What's with this guy's overbearing aura?*
**[02:52] Hobin**
* I won't even be able to hurt him.*
* He'd just clobber me.*
**[02:56] Hobin**
*Taehun, was it?*
**[02:58] Hobin**
*He feels so far away.*
**[03:01] Taehun**
Well?
**[03:04] Hobin**
*"How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."*
**[03:08] Hobin**
*Calf kick!*
**[03:11] Hobin**
*Won't work.*
**[03:14] Hobin**
*Overhand hook!*
**[03:17] Hobin**
*That won't work, either.*
**[03:20] Hobin**
*Conclusion: I lose.*
**[03:23] Hobin**
All right, take it.
**[03:25] Hobin**
*I don't want him to beat me up.*
**[03:28] Taehun**
You're giving it to me?
**[03:29] Hobin**
* He fills people's hearts*
* with powerlessness and shame*
**[03:33] Hobin**
* by beating up their friends*
* while they stand by, huh?*
**[03:35] Gaeul**
What did he just say?
**[03:37] Snapper**
Hobin, you...
**[03:40] Taehun**
Huh.
**[03:42] Taehun**
What are you thinking?
**[03:46] Hobin**
If I give you my NewTubu...
**[03:49] Hobin**
...you won't hit us anymore, right?
**[03:51] Hobin**
* Your attacks do zilch against someone who*
* lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.*
**[03:58] Hobin**
The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?
**[04:02] Hobin**
*We took Snapper to the hospital.*
**[04:04] Hobin**
* He had cracked ribs from*
* just that one back kick.*
**[04:08] Hobin**
You're angry, aren't you?
**[04:11] Hobin**
But it was the only way.
**[04:14] Hobin**
If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few
broken ribs would've been just the start.
**[04:19] Hobin**
We should stay away from
psychopaths like him.
**[04:22] Hobin**
Let's leave it to the police.
**[04:24] Snapper**
But I still can't accept it.
**[04:27] Hobin**
Huh?
**[04:28] Snapper**
I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,
even if I got beat up.
**[04:35] Snapper**
In all honesty, when you went
toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.
**[04:42] Snapper**
Even a weakling can
manufacture a miracle.
**[04:45] Snapper**
Even a person like me is
allowed to show courage.
**[04:48] Snapper**
That's what you made me feel.
**[04:50] Snapper**
But what are you saying now?
**[04:53] Snapper**
Calling the police isn't the same.
**[04:57] Snapper**
Don't you have any pride?
**[05:01] Hobin**
Nope.
**[05:02] Snapper**
Huh?
**[05:03] Hobin**
Does having pride put food on the table?
**[05:06] Hobin**
You want me to fight that
monster to defend my pride?
**[05:10] Hobin**
Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.
**[05:15] Hobin**
To be honest, I'm scared.
**[05:17] Hobin**
An opponent who can nullify all of
the moves I worked so hard to learn...
**[05:23] Hobin**
I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.
**[05:26] Hobin**
Is it wrong to be scared?
**[05:28] Hobin**
What am I supposed to do against a pro?
**[05:32] Hobin**
Anyway, I'm sorry.
**[05:36] Snapper**
Fine. Do what you want.
**[05:43] Gaeul**
Snapper, how're ya feeling?
**[05:47] Snapper**
Gaeul?
**[05:49] Gaeul**
Leaving already, Hobin?
**[05:51] Hobin**
Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeok Wu
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
***SIGN*** Male
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Sabu Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Dongju Kang
**[05:55] Gaeul**
You still in pain?
**[05:57] Snapper**
Ah, this is nothing.
**[06:00] Gaeul**
I'm glad to see all's well.
**[06:02] Snapper**
If I was in a better condition,
I could've beat up Taehun myself.
**[06:06] Snapper**
He lucked out today.
**[06:08] Gaeul**
Sure, sure. Enough joking around.
**[06:12] Gaeul**
I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—
**[06:13] Snapper**
Hey, listen.
**[06:16] Snapper**
I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?
**[06:19] Snapper**
I'm just really tired.
**[06:21] Gaeul**
Oh. Yes, of course.
**[06:26] Gaeul**
Uh, well, take care.
**[06:28] Snapper**
Yeah, you take care, too.
**[06:36] Snapper**
Damn it.
**[06:37] Snapper**
I-I wanted to show off in front of her.
**[06:42] Snapper**
But she saw how pitifully weak I am.
She knows I'm a loser now.
**[06:48] Snapper**
It's so embarrassing.
**[07:17] Man 1**
I lost again.
**[07:19] Man 1**
Who is this taekwondo guy?
**[07:22] Man 2**
Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.
**[07:25] Man 1**
Seriously? Did he hear me?
**[07:26] Man 2**
Let's wrap this up and get outta here.
**[07:29] Hobin**
Um...
**[07:31] Hobin**
May I use that machine?
**[07:34] Man 1**
Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?
**[07:37] Man 2**
It's like he regrets quitting.
**[07:39] Man 1**
Don't you know? They say
he didn't really get fired. He—
**[07:44] Man 2**
Wait, look.
**[07:45] Man 1**
Huh?
**[07:46] Man 2**
Taehun *lost*?
**[07:48] Man 1**
A perfect game, too? What's going on?
**[07:52] Hobin**
Not that impressive after all.
**[07:55] Hobin**
Taekwondo.
***SIGN*** How to Fight
Lesson 1
**[07:57] Hobin**
* How to Fight, Lesson 1:*
* "Get the opponent worked up."*
***SIGN*** Get the opponent worked up
**[08:02] Taehun**
Hey.
**[08:03] Taehun**
Are you messing with me?
**[08:06] Hobin**
*I'm scared to death.*
**[08:08] Hobin**
I came to give you
my NewTubu channel.
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Yessir!
***SIGN*** You ready?
***SIGN*** OK
***SIGN*** Yessir!
**[08:14] Taehun**
Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—
**[08:17] Hobin**
But not right now.
**[08:19] Hobin**
You want my NewTubu channel, right?
**[08:21] Hobin**
It's yours *if* you beat me
one month from now.
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** I was so scared, I'm using
***SIGN*** Taehun, you coward!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** We're watching!
***SIGN*** I was so scared, I'm using
***SIGN*** my little sister's account. Idiots!
**[08:24] Hobin**
*Mom, what am I doing? I...*
**[08:28] Hobin**
*I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.*
**[08:31] Hobin**
You can have my friends
and my subscribers, too.
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
***SIGN*** Us, too? Why?!
***SIGN*** No way! I'm scared!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** Did he just laugh?
***SIGN*** What's that laugh about?
***SIGN*** Eek!
**[08:39] Taehun**
What if I told you
to hand it over now?
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** This guy's serious
***SIGN*** Scary as hell
***SIGN*** Never too late to apologize
***SIGN*** This guy's serious
**[08:42] Hobin**
Why would you?
**[08:44] Hobin**
Are you scared I'd beat you
if I had a month to prepare?
**[08:51] Taehun**
Fine.
**[08:54] Taehun**
Let me know when you've
decided the time and place.
**[08:58] Hobin**
*I just wet myself a little.*
**[09:00] Hobin**
And that's how it went.
**[09:03] Hobin**
I ended up paying the
repair fee on the machine.
**[09:07] Gaeul**
Dagnabbit! What were you *thinking?!*
**[09:09] Gaeul**
I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!
**[09:12] Snapper**
Hey, calm down!
**[09:14] Gaeul**
If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!
**[09:18] Gaeul**
He'll get a taste of my *special* calf kick!
**[09:22] Snapper**
But why, though?
**[09:24] Snapper**
I thought you said you weren't going to
fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.
**[09:29] Hobin**
It's because I know that feeling.
**[09:32] Snapper**
Huh?
**[09:34] Hobin**
I'm heading off now.
**[09:35] Gaeul**
Hey, wait, Hobin!
I was gonna show you my kicks—
**[09:38] Hobin**
I'll be pretty busy preparing.
**[09:43] Hobin**
A month goes by a lot faster than you think.
**[09:50] Samdak**
*How to Fight: Lesson 3!*
***SIGN*** How to Fight
***SIGN*** Lesson 3
**[09:53] Samdak**
*Today, we will be using an aid.*
**[09:55] Samdak**
*Please find an unused power strip.*
**[09:59] Samdak**
* The brawling technique*
* you will learn today is:*
***SIGN*** How to Beat a
Taekwondo Fighter
in a Fight as a
Regular Person
**[10:03] Samdak**
* "How to beat a taekwondo fighter*
* in a fight as a regular person!"*
**[10:08] Hobin**
*I have faith in this. The reason...*
**[10:12] Hobin**
*is because I've tasted the joy of victory.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[10:26] Samdak**
* How to Fight: Lesson 2!*
* "How to fight and beat a regular person."*
**[10:30] Samdak**
* Did you manage to do the low kick*
* and overhand hook effectively?*
**[10:35] Samdak**
*Then we will dive into Lesson 3.*
**[10:38] Samdak**
* "How to beat a taekwondo fighter*
* in a fight as a regular person!"*
**[10:41] Samdak**
*The answer is simple.*
**[10:44] Samdak**
*It's totally impossible!*
**[10:46] Hobin**
What?!
**[10:47] Samdak**
* Use your common sense. There's no way*
* a regular person can beat a pro.*
**[10:53] Hobin**
That won't do!
**[10:55] Samdak**
* Damn it! The best course*
* of action is to give up.*
**[10:59] Hobin**
Master! Please find an exception!
**[11:02] Samdak**
* Death awaits all who are on the*
* receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.*
**[11:08] Samdak**
*You die.*
**[11:09] Hobin**
Why would you scare me like that?!
**[11:12] Samdak**
* Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork*
* and powerful kicks.*
**[11:16] Samdak**
*A regular person has no chance at all.*
**[11:20] Hobin**
*I've never heard the master speak like this.*
**[11:23] Hobin**
* Is it really impossible for a*
* regular person to beat a pro, after all?*
**[11:28] Hobin**
*Is there really no way?*
**[11:30] Hobin**
* I have to beat Taehun.*
* Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...*
**[11:34] Samdak**
*But what if this were a
brawl* outside *the ring?*
**[11:40] Samdak**
*Did you forget already?*
**[11:43] Samdak**
* I'm teaching you how to fight,*
* not how to do martial arts.*
**[11:49] Hobin**
Stop with the playing-coy routine!
**[11:52] Samdak**
* Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork*
* and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.*
**[12:00] Samdak**
*You make it so they can't use their feet.*
**[12:04] Samdak**
*Control the environment.*
**[12:06] Samdak**
* Outside of the ring,*
* do you think it's possible to employ*
**[12:10] Samdak**
* taekwondo footwork and kicks*
* on a slippery, dangerous surface?*
**[12:14] Samdak**
* Every martial art has*
* environment-based restrictions.*
**[12:18] Samdak**
*And taekwondo is no exception.*
**[12:21] Samdak**
* Fight them someplace*
* where they can't use their feet.*
**[12:28] Hobin**
*Control the environment?*
**[12:30] Hobin**
* A restrictive environment with*
* unsure footing or someplace slippery.*
**[12:36] Hobin**
*I know! In a month's time...*
**[12:38] Hobin**
*I'll fight him on a rainy day.*
**[12:40] Samdak**
* Once you've selected your location,*
* your training begins.*
**[12:47] Samdak**
* But before that, let's review*
* the moves you've already learned.*
**[12:52] Hobin**
*Calf kick.*
**[12:53] Samdak**
* Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks*
* to make sure they're always available to you.*
**[12:59] Hobin**
* Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick*
* is more compact, so it should be useful.*
**[13:07] Samdak**
*The three essentials to fighting:*
**[13:09] Samdak**
* build, stamina, willpower.*
* Always keep training these.*
**[13:15] Hobin**
* When it rains,*
* Taehun won't be able to kick freely.*
**[13:20] Hobin**
* So I should beat him with moves*
* I already know, right?*
**[13:22] Samdak**
*But you still won't be able to win.*
**[13:25] Hobin**
Stop screwing with me!
**[13:27] Samdak**
* Even with all of these conditions met,*
* your chance of winning is still only 5%.*
**[13:32] Hobin**
Then what do I do?!
**[13:35] Samdak**
*But I know a move that raise it to 40%.*
**[13:40] Samdak**
*And that move is...*
**[13:42] Samdak**
*the tackle!*
**[13:44] Samdak**
* Ah, my sandbag.*
* Oh, my god. That was expensive.*
**[13:49] Samdak**
* Tackling is the move martial artists*
* who prefer kicking dislike the most.*
**[13:55] Samdak**
*You must practice tackling now.*
***SIGN*** Cold-Water Bath
**[14:00] Samdak**
*Is going to the gym too difficult?*
**[14:02] Samdak**
*Is there nowhere for you to practice?*
**[14:04] Samdak**
*Don't worry. We have water.*
**[14:09] Hobin**
*This is tough.*
**[14:10] Samdak**
* Use the water resistance to train your*
* muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.*
**[14:16] Hobin**
*A little longer.*
**[14:19] Hobin**
So cold!
**[14:20] Samdak**
* The tackle relies on*
* training your core muscles.*
**[14:23] Samdak**
* So train your core muscles*
* for the next month.*
**[14:27] Child**
Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!
**[14:30] Gaeul**
Excuse the intrusion.
**[14:32] Samdak**
*You don't know what the core muscles are?*
**[14:35] Samdak**
*You don't know how to train them?*
**[14:38] Samdak**
*Don't try to overthink it.*
**[14:40] Snapper**
Where'd Hobin go
without even locking his door?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So damn old-fashioned
***SIGN*** So this is Hobin's house...
***SIGN*** This isn't a set?
***SIGN*** So damn old-fashioned
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
**[14:47] Snapper**
Hm? What's that sound?
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** Oh no no no no no
***SIGN*** I hear noises from the closet
***SIGN*** What? This is getting scary
***SIGN*** Oh no no no no no
**[14:51] Samdak**
*Just hang off something!*
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
**[14:54] Snapper**
Idiot! Don't scare me like that!
**[14:57] Snapper**
What are you *doing* in there?!
**[14:59] Hobin**
Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...
**[15:02] Snapper**
You can find bars to
hang from in the park!
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** Yeah, that ain't happening
***SIGN*** He doesn't get it at all
***SIGN*** You want a loser to train in public?
***SIGN*** Yeah, that ain't happening
**[15:06] Hobin**
Anyway, what do you guys want?
**[15:10] Snapper**
We're here to livestream this.
**[15:12] Snapper**
We can't just do nothing till
the day of the fight with Taehun.
**[15:15] Snapper**
We can't just *stop*
milking our viewers for cash!
**[15:19] Gaeul**
Hm? What might this be?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** She's a total cutie pie, right??
***SIGN*** Show us the editor's face
***SIGN*** Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
***SIGN*** She's a total cutie pie, right??
**[15:23] Gaeul**
A bag of trash?
**[15:25] Hobin**
Oh, that's...
**[15:28] Samdak**
* Now that your chance of winning*
* is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.*
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm? At this hour?
***SIGN*** An alarm just went off
***SIGN*** An alarm? At this hour?
**[15:36] Samdak**
*Train your abs!*
**[15:38] Snapper**
Hobin! Has all of this exercise
made you go crazy?!
**[15:43] Snapper**
Training your abs
won't help you beat Taehun!
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** Learn a new move instead!
***SIGN*** What's the point of doing abs training?
***SIGN*** He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
***SIGN*** Learn a new move instead!
**[15:47] Gaeul**
This is the right way.
Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** Please show us your face
***SIGN*** There she is lolol
***SIGN*** She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
***SIGN*** Please show us your face
**[15:51] Samdak**
* Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous*
* even if they don't catch you fully.*
**[15:51] Gaeul**
Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
even if they don't catch you fully.
**[15:55] Samdak**
*You have to build up
a body that can resist them!*
**[15:55] Gaeul**
You have to build up
a body that can resist them!
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
**[15:59] Samdak**
*And to train most effectively...*
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** The know-it-all's here lolol
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** The know-it-all's here lolol
**[16:01] Gaeul**
I can't stand idly by.
**[16:03] Gaeul**
This will make it more effective!
**[16:08] Hobin**
Wait, Gaeul! Help!
**[16:12] Snapper**
*Hobin, I truly...*
**[16:15] Snapper**
*...envy you right now!*
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** That must hurt...
***SIGN*** °shudders°
***SIGN*** Eek!
***SIGN*** That must hurt...
**[16:21] Student 1**
Do you watch Viral Hit?
**[16:23] Student 2**
Of course. It's so entertaining.
Today's the day, right?
**[16:27] Student 2**
The day of the fight with Taehun.
**[16:29] Hobin**
*It went by so fast.*
**[16:31] Hobin**
*I trained as instructed, but can I really win?*
**[16:35] Hobin**
*This is a pro we're talking about.*
**[16:37] Hobin**
*No, I can do it.*
**[16:40] Hobin**
* I have the advantage*
* against no-kick taekwondo.*
**[16:43] Hobin**
* I chose an alley near*
* my house as the location.*
**[16:46] Hobin**
*It's not narrow enough to stop him
from using* all *of his kicks, but that's fine.*
**[16:48] Weather Reporter**
* Now, let's take a look at the*
* weather for the week ahead.*
**[16:50] Hobin**
*Because...*
**[16:51] Hobin**
*it's gonna absolutely pour!*
**[16:52] Weather Reporter**
* We're expecting to see a lot of rain*
* all across the country.*
**[16:53] Hobin**
* If the ground's slippery,*
* Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.*
**[16:55] Weather Reporter**
* This bad weather will last a while due to*
* the low air pressure, so please take care.*
**[16:57] Hobin**
*God, please...*
**[17:00] Hobin**
*Please make it rain already!*
**[17:03] Snapper**
Hey, did you see the news?
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Mornin'
***SIGN*** Heya
***SIGN*** Good morning
***SIGN*** Mornin'
**[17:07] Snapper**
For two weeks running...
**[17:09] Snapper**
the weather forecast's
been way off.
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
***SIGN*** It's been off for a while now
***SIGN*** Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
**[17:12] Hobin**
Huh?
**[17:13] Snapper**
I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.
**[17:16] Snapper**
But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?
**[17:20] Snapper**
I can't wait to see it.
**[17:22] Hobin**
*You're kidding, right?*
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
***SIGN*** Can't wait
***SIGN*** Can't wait
***SIGN*** Now I'm getting tense, too
**[17:24] Hobin**
*Without rain, my plan's ruined.*
**[17:28] Hobin**
* Without rain,*
* there's no point in fighting there!*
**[17:33] Samdak**
*If you cannot restrict their kicks,*
**[17:35] Samdak**
* it's impossible for a regular person*
* to beat a taekwondo fighter.*
**[17:39] Hobin**
*Then, I...*
**[17:42] Hobin**
*I...*
**[17:45] Hobin**
*No.*
**[17:47] Snapper**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[17:49] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Yup, scared. I knew it lol
***SIGN*** Did he seriously run away?
***SIGN*** You're kidding, right?
***SIGN*** Yup, scared. I knew it lol
**[17:52] Hobin**
*I can't! I quit!*
**[17:55] Snapper**
* Sorry, everyone.*
* Hobin just suddenly ran off.*
**[17:59] Snapper**
*Man, he's really fast, isn't he?*
**[18:03] Taehun**
How cute.
**[18:03] Snapper**
*Hey, where are you going?!*
**[18:05] Snapper**
*This isn't the location you chose!*
**[18:07] Taehun**
Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.
**[18:07] Snapper**
*Hey, uh, what are you doing?*
**[18:10] Snapper**
*Did your desperation make you go insane?!*
**[18:12] Taehun**
What should I spend my money on?
**[18:24] Hobin**
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
**[18:26] Hobin**
"Get the opponent worked up."
**[18:34] Taehun**
Hey...
**[18:35] Taehun**
What are you doing?
**[18:38] Hobin**
How to Fight, Lesson 3:
**[18:41] Hobin**
"How to beat a taekwondo fighter."
**[18:44] Hobin**
Take away their kicks.
**[18:46] Hobin**
If it doesn't rain naturally, *make* it rain.
**[18:52] Hobin**
Don't forget to like, subscribe,
**[18:55] Hobin**
and hit that notification button.
**[18:57] Hobin**
*Without his kicks...*
**[19:00] Hobin**
*I can beat him!*
**[19:04] Taehun**
Now, why would you think
that I only use kicks?
**[19:07] Hobin**
* The winner of numerous*
* taekwondo tournaments,*
***SIGN*** World Taekwondo
Foundation
**[19:11] Hobin**
* and a former pro MMA fighter*
* in the Max Fighting Championship...*
**[19:16] Taehun**
This is a fight, right?
**[19:19] Hobin**
*the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.*
**[19:22] Hobin**
*What was that just now?
My vision just went all white.*
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Snap out of it
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Whoa, his punch was too fast
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
***SIGN*** I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
***SIGN*** So he's not just about taekwondo lol
***SIGN*** Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
**[19:27] Taehun**
I was looking forward to this.
Don't tell me that's all you had.
**[19:33] Hobin**
*Did he punch me?*
**[19:36] Snapper**
*Hey, c'mon, Hobin.
That's not the whole plan, is it?*
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
**[19:40] Snapper**
*You didn't spend a month
prepping just for that, right?*
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** A month of prep and then this
***SIGN*** I knew this would happen lolol
***SIGN*** The bigger idiot is the one
***SIGN*** who challenged
a pro!
***SIGN*** A month of prep and then this
**[19:43] Snapper**
*Did ya think you'd win just by spraying
water around to make it hard to kick?*
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** That's what you get for underestimating a pro
***SIGN*** You thought unsure footing
***SIGN*** would let you win?
***SIGN*** Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
***SIGN*** That's what you get for underestimating a pro
**[19:48] Hobin**
*Ah, I'm all dizzy.
This is nothing like facing Pakgo.*
***SIGN*** Look who's "slipping" now lololol
***SIGN*** Look who's "slipping" now lololol
**[19:54] Taehun**
So now what?
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** That means his calf kick, too...
***SIGN*** Good question lololol
***SIGN*** That means his calf kick, too...
**[19:58] Hobin**
This! Calf kick!
**[20:03] Hobin**
Yes.
**[20:06] Hobin**
This is all of it.
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** How come he didn't slip?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lolol
***SIGN*** Wasn't that awesome?
***SIGN*** How come he didn't slip?
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** Hobin's wearing water shoes!
***SIGN*** I know why
***SIGN*** Hobin's wearing water shoes!
**[20:14] Hobin**
* These water shoes won't slip at all,*
* even when in water.*
**[20:19] Hobin**
* This is what popular kids wear*
* to the beach and water parks, right?*
**[20:24] Hobin**
*They make me feel cool, too.*
**[20:27] (Flashback) Kid**
Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.
**[20:31] Hobin**
*These will stop me from slipping.*
**[20:33] Hobin**
* They're stylish, too,*
* so they make me feel great.*
**[20:36] (Flashback) Hobin**
I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
***SIGN*** Unisex Popular Water Shoes
***SIGN*** Sale Price
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Limited coupon available
***SIGN*** Download
***SIGN*** Discount amount
***SIGN*** Yen
**[20:38] Hobin**
*With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.*
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
**[20:43] Hobin**
In all honesty, I'm hurting
and I want to give up, but...
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
***SIGN*** Please don't die, Hobin!
***SIGN*** If you fall now, how will you
***SIGN*** keep your promise to your viewers?
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
**[20:47] Snapper**
Three minutes.
**[20:49] Hobin**
I have to hold on for three minutes
so we can insert ads.
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
***SIGN*** Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
***SIGN*** Always so practical lol
***SIGN*** Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
**[20:58] Hobin**
*The water's supposed to make him slip.*
**[21:00] Gaeul**
*Pros really are on another level.*
**[21:02] Taehun**
It's the first time you've
used it in a fight, isn't it?
**[21:05] Samdak**
*Run away immediately.*
**[21:07] Snapper**
I thought you wanted to make money!
**[21:10] Munseong**
Right now, it's best if you don't watch.
**[21:13] Taehun**
You're lucky.
**[21:15] Taehun**
If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
**[21:18] Snapper**
Is money really that important?
Why would you go this far?!
**[21:22] Hobin**
This isn't about money.
# E8 - A Real Fight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU82VE0/a-real-fight)
Translator:
Editor:
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Taehun**
Give me your NewTubu.
**[00:08] Snapper**
It's so embarrassing.
**[00:10] Hobin**
*I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.*
**[00:14] Gaeul**
He'll get a taste of my *special* calf kick!
**[00:17] Samdak**
*So train your core muscles!*
**[00:19] Snapper**
Training your abs won't
help you beat Taehun!
**[00:23] Hobin**
* If the floor's slippery,*
* Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.*
**[00:27] Taehun**
Don't tell me that's all you had.
**[00:29] Hobin**
I have to hold on for three minutes
so we can insert ads.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** World Taekwondo
Foundation
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** A Real
Fight
**[02:13] Hobin**
*Huh? How?*
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** That's what you get for showing off
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** That's what you get for showing off
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** That's what you get for showing off
***SIGN*** That's a pro you're facing!
***SIGN*** Stay focused!
***SIGN*** That's what you get for showing off
***SIGN*** That's a pro you're facing!
**[02:16] Taehun**
Hey. Where are you going?
**[02:19] Hobin**
*He's so fast. How's he so fast?*
**[02:24] Hobin**
* With the floor wet,*
* he should be slipping around.*
**[02:27] Hobin**
*It's not like he's wearing water shoes.*
**[02:30] Hobin**
*With Pakgo, I was able to keep my distance.*
**[02:33] Hobin**
*But Taehun is predicting all of my moves.*
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
***SIGN*** He's running away lol
**[02:37] Hobin**
* That's when I learned*
* for the first time...*
**[02:40] Gaeul**
*Taehun's not like Pakgo at all.*
***SIGN*** Add a comment...
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** The editor's here lol
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
***SIGN*** The editor's here lol
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** The editor's here lol
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** Show us
***SIGN*** The editor's here lol
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** Show us
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** Show us
***SIGN*** Take a look at Taehun's feet
***SIGN*** Show us your face
***SIGN*** Show us
***SIGN*** Take a look at Taehun's feet
**[02:44] Gaeul**
*Take a look at Taehun's feet.*
**[02:46] Hobin**
*...just how important footwork is.*
**[02:49] Hobin**
*It* looks *like he's slipping, but he's actually
using his body skillfully to close in on me.*
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
**[02:54] Gaeul**
*Yup, pros really
are on another level!*
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
***SIGN*** Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
***SIGN*** Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
**[02:58] Gaeul**
*Did you think a pro
would only practice kicks?*
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
***SIGN*** Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
***SIGN*** He's using his footwork to close the distance!
***SIGN*** Yup, pros really are on another level!
***SIGN*** Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
***SIGN*** He's using his footwork to close the distance!
**[03:01] Gaeul**
*He's using his footwork
to close the distance.*
**[03:05] Gaeul**
*These are techniques
a real pro uses!*
***SIGN*** These are techniques a real pro uses!
***SIGN*** He doesn't call himself
a pro for nothing!
***SIGN*** These are techniques a real pro uses!
***SIGN*** He doesn't call himself
a pro for nothing!
***SIGN*** These are techniques a real pro uses!
***SIGN*** He doesn't call himself
a pro for nothing!
***SIGN*** Do you
understand?
***SIGN*** These are techniques a real pro uses!
***SIGN*** He doesn't call himself
a pro for nothing!
***SIGN*** Do you
understand?
**[03:09] Gaeul**
*He doesn't call himself
a pro for nothing!*
**[03:12] Gaeul**
*Do you understand?*
**[03:14] Hobin**
*I can't even run away!*
***SIGN*** Hobin's done for...
***SIGN*** Hobin's done for...
**[03:16] Hobin**
*But who cares?!*
**[03:20] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[03:23] Hobin**
*I also trained really hard!*
**[03:26] Hobin**
* His punches are too fast for me to use*
* "How to get hit without getting hurt."*
**[03:32] Hobin**
No. This ain't over *at all*.
**[03:36] Hobin**
* I'm tanking good hits all over.*
* It's draining my stamina.*
**[03:43] Hobin**
Calf—
**[03:46] Hobin**
* But this is the only thing*
* I can do right now!*
**[03:50] Snapper**
I wish he'd stop shouting
his move when he attacks.
**[03:56] Snapper**
*At any rate...*
**[03:57] Snapper**
* It's just a matter of time*
* before he gets knocked out!*
**[04:02] Snapper**
One more! Calf kick!
**[04:05] Snapper**
*Why's he fixated on those calf kicks?*
**[04:09] Snapper**
* Could he have a reason for*
* shouting it out every time?*
**[04:13] Snapper**
*Is he trying to throw* that *punch while
his opponent's focus is on the calf kicks?*
**[04:21] Hobin**
C-Calf...
**[04:27] Hobin**
Tackle!
**[04:31] Taehun**
*This guy...*
**[04:33] Samdak**
* Are you still lacking confidence,*
* even after all of that training?*
**[04:38] Samdak**
*Are you afraid your tackle won't work?*
**[04:40] Samdak**
*Have you tried a tackle before
and failed? If that* is *the case...*
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Wtf lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** Clap clap clap clap
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** What a dangerous tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** Unexpected lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** He didn't even budge lol
***SIGN*** lololol
***SIGN*** I seriously just lol'd
***SIGN*** Danger tackle lol
***SIGN*** He didn't even budge lol
**[04:45] Samdak**
* ...then what you did before*
* wasn't a real tackle!*
**[04:49] Samdak**
* Your tackle most likely failed last time*
* because you missed a vital focal point.*
**[04:54] Samdak**
*Namely, the back of the knees.*
**[04:56] Samdak**
* Grab your opponent there and pull.*
* You should be able to take down a bigger foe.*
**[05:01] Samdak**
*Double leg tackle!*
**[05:04] Hobin**
*I did it!*
***SIGN*** Awesome
***SIGN*** Awesome
***SIGN*** Awesome
***SIGN*** What just happened?
***SIGN*** Awesome
***SIGN*** What just happened?
**[05:07] Snapper**
But something feels off about this.
Would Taehun really go down so easily?
**[05:13] Samdak**
*Now that you've scored a takedown,*
**[05:16] Samdak**
*your chances of
winning are over 50%!*
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** He can win this!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!
***SIGN*** Seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** He can win this!
**[05:20] Snapper**
That's it! Punch him! Hobin wins!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Go, dude!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Go, dude!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Go, dude!
***SIGN*** Go!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Go, dude!
***SIGN*** Go!
**[05:25] Samdak**
*But please remember this one thing.*
**[05:28] Samdak**
*Do not swing down and punch them.*
**[05:31] Samdak**
* You're facing a pro.*
* You only get one chance.*
**[05:35] Samdak**
*What should you do, you ask?*
**[05:37] Samdak**
* I've already taught you how to knock out*
* your opponent with one move.*
**[05:43] Hobin**
*Hurry!*
**[05:44] Samdak**
* Slide your hand into the opponent's collar,*
* grab them by the clothes, and pull hard.*
**[05:49] Hobin**
*I have to hurry!*
**[05:50] Samdak**
* Entangle your opponent like they're in*
* a spider's web so that they can't resist.*
**[05:54] Hobin**
*There's no time!*
**[05:56] Samdak**
*Then, cross your other hand over.*
**[06:00] Hobin**
*Hurry!*
**[06:01] Samdak**
*Clench your fists as hard as you can.*
**[06:04] Hobin**
*Clench my fists.*
**[06:06] Hobin**
*Effort always pays off.*
**[06:08] Samdak**
* This is the move that puts*
* pressure on the carotid artery:*
**[06:11] Samdak**
*the cross choke!*
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** Using a choke here and now?
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** Using a choke here and now?
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** Using a choke here and now?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** A choke?!
***SIGN*** Using a choke here and now?
***SIGN*** Seriously?
**[06:13] Hobin**
*Hurry!*
**[06:14] Samdak**
* It takes ten seconds for a person to black out.*
* Count it out in your head.*
**[06:14] Hobin**
*One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...*
***SIGN*** But why...
***SIGN*** But why...
**[06:21] Taehun**
Hey.
***SIGN*** But why...
***SIGN*** Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
***SIGN*** But why...
***SIGN*** Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
**[06:21] Hobin**
*Eight, nine, ten...*
**[06:22] Taehun**
Your legs aren't on mine.
**[06:25] Hobin**
*Why?*
**[06:27] Taehun**
This is your first real fight, isn't it?
**[06:31] Hobin**
*The cross choke isn't work?*
**[06:34] Taehun**
Looks like you got impatient.
***SIGN*** How to Fight
Lesson 1
**[06:36] Samdak**
* How to Fight, Lesson 1:*
* "Never get worked up."*
***SIGN*** Never Get
Worked Up
**[06:41] Samdak**
*This rule applies to you, too.*
**[06:45] Samdak**
*The less experienced you are,*
**[06:47] Samdak**
* the more you should focus on staying calm*
* and doing things slowly, step by step.*
**[06:51] Hobin**
*I'm an idiot.*
**[06:53] Hobin**
*After all that practice, too.*
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
***SIGN*** Argh!
***SIGN*** You scared me!
***SIGN*** My heart almost stopped lol
**[06:56] Hobin**
* After training for a whole month*
* by hanging in the closet.*
**[06:59] Hobin**
* I got too carried away with executing*
* the move and lost track of the basics.*
**[07:05] Taehun**
A tackle into a cross choke, huh?
I'll admit, you've been working hard.
**[07:12] Snapper**
Damn it! He was so close!
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** One more tackle wins it probably!
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** One more tackle wins it probably!
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** One more tackle wins it probably!
***SIGN*** Don't lose now!
***SIGN*** Nice try
***SIGN*** One more tackle wins it probably!
***SIGN*** Don't lose now!
**[07:15] Gaeul**
* Taehun let himself get*
* taken down on purpose!*
***SIGN*** Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
***SIGN*** Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
***SIGN*** Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
***SIGN*** Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
**[07:19] Snapper**
What?
***SIGN*** Huh? Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh? Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh? Seriously?
***SIGN*** But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
***SIGN*** Huh? Seriously?
***SIGN*** But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
**[07:21] Taehun**
So listen...
**[07:24] Taehun**
Wanna know *why* I let you take me down?
**[07:28] Hobin**
*When did he take that?*
**[07:30] Hobin**
* He let me tackle him*
* so he could take my shoe?*
**[07:34] Hobin**
* So, this whole time,*
* I wasn't doing any damage?*
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
**[07:38] Gaeul**
* Why would you think a pro*
* would go down so easily*
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** because some untrained guy tackled him?
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** because some untrained guy tackled him?
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** because some untrained guy tackled him?
***SIGN*** Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
***SIGN*** because some untrained guy tackled him?
**[07:41] Gaeul**
*because some untrained guy tackled him?*
**[07:44] Samdak**
*Always remember this:*
**[07:47] Samdak**
* a regular person can only defeat a taekwondo*
* fighter is to stop them using their kicks.*
**[07:52] Samdak**
*If you fail at that,
the only thing left to do is...*
**[07:59] Samdak**
*...run away immediately.*
**[08:02] Samdak**
* When fully unleashed, those kicks will*
* have as much force as a one-ton truck!*
**[08:10] Taehun**
I can finally use my kicks.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[08:30] Munseong**
You sure you don't want to watch?
**[08:32] Bomi**
Yeah.
**[08:34] Munseong**
Well, I understand why you're angry at him.
**[08:37] Munseong**
He's been ignoring your calls
since that day, right?
**[08:41] Bomi**
I don't want to talk about Hobin.
**[08:44] Munseong**
This time, he's fighting a pro.
**[08:47] Bomi**
Like I said, I'm not interested.
**[08:50] Munseong**
Oh, he managed to land a move.
**[08:54] Munseong**
I thought you didn't want to watch.
**[08:56] Bomi**
Did Hobin just win?
**[08:58] Munseong**
No.
**[09:00] Munseong**
He messed up the last bit.
**[09:02] Bomi**
Hey, c'mon.
**[09:04] Bomi**
Why'd you turn it off? Turn it back on.
**[09:07] Munseong**
Right now, it's better if you don't watch.
**[09:12] Snapper**
Hobin!
**[09:14] Snapper**
You idiot! Snap out of it!
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Get up! Get up, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Get up! Get up, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Get up! Get up, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
***SIGN*** Why are you spacing out?
***SIGN*** Get up! Get up, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
**[09:17] Hobin**
The tackle and the cross choke...
He let me do them on purpose?
***SIGN*** This is no time to get all depressed!
***SIGN*** This is no time to get all depressed!
***SIGN*** This is no time to get all depressed!
***SIGN*** He's totally having a breakdown lol
***SIGN*** This is no time to get all depressed!
***SIGN*** He's totally having a breakdown lol
**[09:23] Hobin**
All to take my shoe?
**[09:25] Taehun**
Wow, it really doesn't slip at all.
**[09:29] Hobin**
* My month of hard work...*
* What good did it do?*
***SIGN*** Add a comment...
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't lose!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Fight on!
***SIGN*** Don't lose!
**[09:36] Hobin**
*No. There's no way to beat this guy.*
**[09:40] Hobin**
*I had zero chance from the start.*
**[09:43] Hobin**
I'm sorry to everyone watching.
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** If saying sorry solved everything,
***SIGN*** we wouldn't
need police!
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** If saying sorry solved everything,
***SIGN*** we wouldn't
need police!
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** If saying sorry solved everything,
***SIGN*** we wouldn't
need police!
***SIGN*** Yeah, this is over lol
***SIGN*** Apology not accepted
***SIGN*** If saying sorry solved everything,
***SIGN*** we wouldn't
need police!
***SIGN*** Yeah, this is over lol
**[09:47] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin...
**[09:49] Snapper**
I thought you wanted to make money!
**[09:55] Hobin**
Message received.
**[09:57] Hobin**
Everyone, I've received
your messages of support.
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** Money makes the world go round!
***SIGN*** I spat out my drink lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** Money makes the world go round!
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** Money makes the world go round!
***SIGN*** What a money-grubber lol
***SIGN*** Instant recovery lol
***SIGN*** Behold the power of money
***SIGN*** Money makes the world go round!
***SIGN*** What a money-grubber lol
**[10:03] Hobin**
* The master said taekwondo fighters can only*
* unleash their true power if they use both feet.*
**[10:09] Hobin**
* According to Snapper,*
* Taehun's dominant foot is his right one.*
**[10:13] Hobin**
* Since he's wearing the*
* water shoe on his right foot,*
**[10:16] Hobin**
* he'll use his left foot*
* to kick and avoid slipping.*
**[10:20] Hobin**
*I'll do it this time.*
**[10:22] Hobin**
* I'll land a tackle and*
* finish with a cross choke—*
**[10:26] Hobin**
*Huh?*
**[10:27] Hobin**
*He feels so far away.*
**[10:30] Samdak**
* A regular person can only beat a taekwondo*
* fighter by preventing them from kicking.*
**[10:36] Samdak**
* If you fail to do that,*
* it's impossible to beat them.*
**[10:42] Samdak**
* When you get kicked,*
* your head will go completely blank.*
**[10:46] Samdak**
* Nobody can stay sharp after*
* being hit by a one-ton truck, right?*
**[10:51] Hobin**
*I can't breathe.*
**[10:53] Snapper**
Hobin!
**[10:54] Hobin**
*What just happened?*
**[10:57] Hobin**
Uh... What am I supposed to do now?
**[11:02] Snapper**
Hey! Snap out of it!
**[11:05] Hobin**
*I guess I should attack?*
**[11:11] Samdak**
*All of your hard work...*
**[11:13] Hobin**
Well, I guess next is a calf—
**[11:16] Samdak**
*...will go down the drain!*
**[11:20] Samdak**
* Taekwondo moves can strike you*
* from any angle. The full 360 degrees.*
**[11:25] Taehun**
Your dominant foot is your right one, right?
**[11:29] Samdak**
*Can you predict your opponent's moves?*
**[11:36] Taehun**
Don't worry. I went easy on you.
It shouldn't be broken.
**[11:41] Snapper**
Come on. Stop this.
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** I can't watch this anymore
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** I can't watch this anymore
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** I can't watch this anymore
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop them already
***SIGN*** Yeah, he's done
***SIGN*** I can't watch this anymore
***SIGN*** Snapper, stop them already
**[11:44] Snapper**
That's enough! Are you listening, Taehun?
**[11:47] Samdak**
*A clean hit is a surefire knockout.*
**[11:50] Samdak**
* The only move where you can*
* turn your back to the enemy...*
**[11:55] Samdak**
*Taekwondo's fanciest move:*
**[11:57] Samdak**
*the back kick!*
**[12:07] Snapper**
Hobin!
**[12:10] Taehun**
You're lucky. If that had been
my right leg, you'd be dead.
**[12:15] Taehun**
You all right? You're so skinny,
I probably cracked a rib or two.
**[12:21] Taehun**
Well, as promised, I'm taking your NewTubu.
**[12:25] Taehun**
I look forward to working with you, Snapper.
What kind of content should we make?
**[12:32] Snapper**
Hey, stop...
**[12:34] Taehun**
What do you mean, "stop"?
We haven't even started.
**[12:38] Snapper**
Not you.
**[12:41] Snapper**
Please just stop...
**[12:45] Snapper**
Hobin!
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
**[12:52] Hobin**
Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
even if they don't catch you fully.
**[12:58] Hobin**
You have to build up a body
that can resist them.
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
***SIGN*** As expected
***SIGN*** Yup, I assumed that, too
**[13:03] Hobin**
How to Fight: Lesson 3...
**[13:08] Hobin**
"How to beat... a taekwondo fighter...
in a fight... as a regular person..."
**[13:14] Hobin**
Control the environment...
Take away their ability to kick.
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
**[13:22] Hobin**
Stay tuned, viewers.
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
**[13:27] Snapper**
Hey, just stop now!
You're seriously going to die!
**[13:31] Snapper**
Is money really that important to you?
Why would you go this far?
**[13:47] Hobin**
Don't forget to like, subscribe,
and hit that notification button!
**[13:53] Hobin**
*This isn't about money.*
**[13:56] Taehun**
I'm speechless.
**[13:58] Taehun**
You think by standing in a
toilet stall with walls on all sides,
**[14:01] Taehun**
you can prevent me from using my kicks?
**[14:05] Taehun**
You think you can win that way?
**[14:09] Hobin**
Yeah, I do.
**[14:11] Taehun**
I see. I'll just have to show you, then.
**[14:26] Hobin**
*It's all for evading the back kick.*
**[14:42] Hobin**
*It's all for this one move!*
**[14:47] Hobin**
*This time, I'll succeed!*
**[14:53] Munseong**
This isn't like last time.
**[14:57] Munseong**
It's perfect. A baseball choke.
**[15:01] Snapper**
*He made a bet.*
**[15:04] Snapper**
* To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,*
* so it was fun. Exciting, even.*
**[15:09] Snapper**
*Height: not even 170 cm.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
**[15:12] Snapper**
*Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
**[15:14] Snapper**
*He was just a toy.
A plaything to sate his bloodlust.*
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
**[15:19] Snapper**
* But now, that toy's filling him*
* with powerlessness and shame.*
**[15:26] Snapper**
*It's just like that time.*
**[15:28] Snapper**
* The time he felt he had reached his limit.*
* The first time he tasted defeat.*
**[15:35] Snapper**
* That unforgettable moment when*
* he encountered a setback as a fighter.*
**[15:43] Snapper**
*Just like that previous time, he tapped out.*
**[15:47] Snapper**
*The tap out.*
**[15:49] Snapper**
*The most humiliating moment for a fighter.*
**[15:53] Snapper**
Hobin!
**[15:54] Snapper**
* It's the moment the fighter admits*
* defeat to the watching masses.*
**[15:59] Snapper**
* This man known as a devil was*
* defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.*
**[16:04] Snapper**
You win!
**[16:06] Snapper**
*And then, it was all over.*
**[16:08] Snapper**
*Or so it seemed.*
**[16:11] Snapper**
Uh, Hobin? Hey, that's enough now.
**[16:15] Snapper**
You've won.
**[16:17] Snapper**
* If this was inside the ring,*
* the bell would've rung by now.*
**[16:21] Snapper**
*But this wasn't in any ring.*
**[16:24] Snapper**
* And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,*
* he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.*
**[16:29] Hobin**
Six...
**[16:31] Snapper**
I said stop already!
**[16:31] Hobin**
Seven...
**[16:33] Snapper**
Adrenaline. Extreme excitement.
**[16:37] Snapper**
You're going to kill him!
**[16:40] Hobin**
Eight...
**[16:41] Snapper**
* No matter how loudly the audience screamed,*
* the sound didn't reach his ears.*
**[16:45] Snapper**
*The only voice he could hear was...*
**[16:47] Samdak**
* A street brawl is not a*
* martial arts contest in a ring.*
**[16:51] Samdak**
* Never let your guard down*
* until the opponent is unconscious.*
**[16:54] Samdak**
* Once you pull off the*
* baseball choke, count to ten.*
**[16:58] Samdak**
* If you don't finish the fight here,*
* the opponent will surely get up again.*
**[17:04] Hobin**
*Ten!*
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** So unexpected!
***SIGN*** Seriously?!!!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** So unexpected!
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** So unexpected!
***SIGN*** That wasn't all staged, was it?
***SIGN*** I've got goosebumps!!!
***SIGN*** Wasn't that incredible?
***SIGN*** So unexpected!
***SIGN*** That wasn't all staged, was it?
**[17:18] Hobin**
I won!
**[17:22] Caster**
*Oh, Taehun's tapping out after a baseball choke!*
**[17:28] Caster**
* A breath of fresh air in the*
* world of MMA due to his taekwondo,*
**[17:32] Caster**
* Taehun and his high aspirations*
* have hit a huge wall.*
**[17:37] Caster**
* Is this the limit of taekwondo?*
* Is it useless in MMA?*
**[17:44] Snapper**
Hey, let's go already.
**[17:47] Hobin**
What are you saying, dumbass?
**[17:49] Hobin**
He's unconscious.
We can't just leave him like this.
**[17:52] Snapper**
Aw, c'mon. He's gonna wake up
if we don't leave now.
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Is he super nice or just dumb?
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Is he super nice or just dumb?
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Is he super nice or just dumb?
***SIGN*** When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
***SIGN*** Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
***SIGN*** And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
***SIGN*** Is he super nice or just dumb?
***SIGN*** When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
**[17:56] Taehun**
What are you doing?
**[18:00] Hobin**
Um, this is, uh... L-L-Let me explain...
**[18:05] Snapper**
I-It was all his idea!
**[18:08] Taehun**
Hey!
**[18:10] Taehun**
Do you really want to die?
**[18:13] Hobin**
I was just... worried...
**[18:17] Taehun**
Worried?
**[18:22] Hobin**
Here...
**[18:25] Hobin**
It's yours, right?
***SIGN*** World Taekwondo
Foundation
**[18:27] Hobin**
It fell on the floor, so I picked it up.
**[18:31] Hobin**
It seemed important to you.
**[18:39] Taehun**
You're so annoying.
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
**[18:40] Hobin**
Ow!
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
***SIGN*** Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
***SIGN*** Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
***SIGN*** Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
***SIGN*** Hobin's too nice
***SIGN*** He can't be honest, can he?
***SIGN*** Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
***SIGN*** Hobin's too nice
**[18:42] Taehun**
I lose. You can have the NewTubu.
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
**[18:47] Taehun**
Hey.
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
***SIGN*** I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
***SIGN*** I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
***SIGN*** What a rush!
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
***SIGN*** I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
***SIGN*** I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
***SIGN*** What a rush!
***SIGN*** It was never yours!
***SIGN*** They lucked out
**[18:49] Taehun**
If I ever see your face again,
I'll make sure you regret it.
**[18:54] Hobin**
Whew, that was a close one.
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
**[18:57] Snapper**
Let's steer clear of the arcade.
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** For a sec, I thought you were goners
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** You totally scared us!
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
***SIGN*** But you were seriously awesome!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
**[19:01] Snapper**
Oh, by the way...
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
***SIGN*** Thanks for giving me courage again!
***SIGN*** Good work. I await the next vid
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
***SIGN*** Thanks for giving me courage again!
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
***SIGN*** Thanks for giving me courage again!
***SIGN*** Is the stream over now?
***SIGN*** Someone make a fan club lol
***SIGN*** What a long day
***SIGN*** Thanks for giving me courage again!
***SIGN*** Is the stream over now?
**[19:02] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
You're sweating profusely!
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Wait, what's this now?
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Wait, what's this now?
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Wait, what's this now?
***SIGN*** Well, duh. After that workout,
***SIGN*** being all sweaty is natural
***SIGN*** Wait, what's this now?
**[19:06] Hobin**
Am I? What do I do? Girls don't
like the smell of sweat, do they?
***SIGN*** Medicated Body Spray
**[19:11] Snapper**
Don't worry! We have some
of this amazing body spray!
***SIGN*** Medicated Body Spray
***SIGN*** Medicated Body Spray
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** What?
**[19:17] Hobin**
Wow, incredible. It got rid of
that annoying sweaty smell,
**[19:21] Hobin**
and I'm left with a refreshing scent.
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
**[19:24] Hobin**
It's the smell of manliness
that girls are sure to like.
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** "Girls are sure to like"?
***SIGN*** A sponsor? Lolol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** "Girls are sure to like"
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** "Girls are sure to like"?
***SIGN*** Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
***SIGN*** Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
***SIGN*** Is this really the right tie-in for them?
***SIGN*** "Girls are sure to like"?
***SIGN*** Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
**[19:27] Hobin**
After a fight, make your scent
manly with this body spray!
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
**[19:31] Hobin**
Available at a
drugstore near you!
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
***SIGN*** Brb going to drugstore
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
***SIGN*** Brb going to drugstore
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
***SIGN*** Brb going to drugstore
***SIGN*** Same lol
***SIGN*** Damn it lol
***SIGN*** Someone go get Taehun back lol
***SIGN*** Brb going to drugstore
***SIGN*** Same lol
***SIGN*** Medicated Body Spray
**[19:35] Hobin**
One quick spray and you're popular!
It's a must-have for every successful guy.
***SIGN*** The No.1 Body Spray For Men!
***SIGN*** This manly body spray brings out
your rizz!
***SIGN*** A refreshing scent that attracts women!
***SIGN*** Complete deodorization of annoying sweat!
***SIGN*** Just one quick spray after exercise!
***SIGN*** A must-have for every successful guy!
**[19:40] Hobin**
Please give it a try, everyone!
**[19:43] Hobin**
It's done!
**[19:45] Snapper**
That was so tough!
**[19:47] Hobin**
*The Viral Hit livestream has ended!*
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
**[19:52] Gaeul**
Now, let's see...
**[19:55] Hobin**
*From here on...*
**[19:57] Hobin**
*we rely on our editor.*
**[19:59] Gaeul**
Do this to this part, and do that here.
**[20:03] Gaeul**
Insert the ad right around here.
**[20:07] Gaeul**
Add subtitles, and then we're done.
**[20:12] Gaeul**
But getting beat up that bad...
**[20:16] Gaeul**
You got me worried.
**[20:19] Hobin**
*Upload complete!*
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[20:21] Hobin**
* The video edited by Gaeul scored*
* 3 million views almost instantly.*
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[20:27] Hobin**
Thank you!
**[20:29] Hobin**
*And we reached 190,000 subscribers!*
**[20:35] Snapper**
The edits made it so much better.
**[20:38] Hobin**
And the views keep coming!
**[20:40] Snapper**
This is why we had to work with a real pro.
**[20:42] Snapper**
And to think you hesitated
when hiring Gaeul.
**[20:45] Hobin**
Who, me?
**[20:46] Hobin**
*Little did I know then...*
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[20:50] Hobin**
*that this video would invite tragedy.*
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[20:58] Mangi**
If I beat this guy, I bet
my NewTubu will get popular, too.
**[21:02] Girl A**
Could you stop with the cutesy act already?
**[21:04] Takumi**
I didn't realize you were so tiny, sir.
**[21:07] Snapper**
Those guys started messing with Gaeul.
She was in danger.
**[21:11] Hobin**
I was super annoyed, too!
**[21:13] Munseong**
Call Bomi.
**[21:14] Bomi**
It's scary how he stares at me every day.
**[21:16] Gaeul**
She asked if you think I'm pretty.
**[21:20] Bomi**
Video? What video?
# E9 - Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2JW4P/friends)
Translator:
Editor:
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**[00:12] Hobin**
* After a fight, make your scent*
* manly with this body spray!*
**[00:16] Hobin**
*Available at a drugstore near you!*
**[00:18] Mangi**
Cute.
**[00:19] Bomi**
Oh, welcome.
**[00:22] Mangi**
Super cute.
**[00:24] Bomi**
Excuse me?
**[00:25] Mangi**
You're super cute.
**[00:31] Mangi**
Give me your number.
**[00:32] Bomi**
I can't. I'm sorry.
**[00:35] Bomi**
Thank you for waiting. Here are
the 30 Big Wac Meals you ordered.
**[00:42] Mangi**
Please give me your number.
**[00:44] Bomi**
No, like I said...
**[00:50] Worker A**
That guy's been coming here a lot lately.
**[00:52] Worker B**
We already told him he's not welcome.
**[00:56] Bomi**
*Back then...*
**[00:58] Bomi**
*Hobin helped me out, but...*
**[01:01] Bomi**
*I abandoned Hobin.*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[02:39] Snapper**
*He made a bet.*
**[02:42] Snapper**
* To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,*
* so it was fun. Exciting, even.*
**[02:47] Snapper**
*Height: not even 170 cm.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
**[02:49] Snapper**
*Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.*
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
***SIGN*** Awesome!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
***SIGN*** Whoooooooa!
***SIGN*** Hobin's standing!
**[02:52] Snapper**
*He was just a toy.
A plaything to sate his bloodlust.*
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
***SIGN*** He's already badly beat up...
***SIGN*** There's just no way to win from here!
**[02:57] Snapper**
* But now, that toy has filled him*
* with powerlessness and shame.*
**[03:02] Snapper**
*It was just like that time.*
**[03:05] Snapper**
* The time he felt he had reached his limit.*
* The first time he tasted defeat.*
**[03:11] Snapper**
* That unforgettable moment when he*
* encountered his first setback as a fighter.*
**[03:19] Snapper**
*Just like that previous time, he tapped out.*
**[03:23] Snapper**
* This man known as a devil was*
* defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.*
**[03:28] Snapper**
*And then, it was all over.*
**[03:31] Snapper**
*Or so it seemed.*
**[03:34] Snapper**
* If this was inside the ring,*
* the bell would've rung by now.*
**[03:38] Snapper**
*But this wasn't in any ring.*
**[03:40] Snapper**
* And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,*
* he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.*
**[03:47] Snapper**
* No matter how loudly the audience screamed,*
* the sound didn't reach his ears.*
**[03:51] Snapper**
*The only voice he could hear was...*
**[03:54] Hobin**
*Ten!*
**[04:00] Hobin**
I won!
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
**[04:05] Gaeul**
Do this to this part, and do that here.
**[04:10] Gaeul**
But getting beat up that bad...
**[04:14] Gaeul**
You got me worried.
**[04:17] Market Worker A**
These have gone bad.
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Pals
**[04:19] Market Worker B**
I told you not to stack them so high.
**[04:22] Market Worker B**
There's no way we can sell 'em now.
So what are you going to do about it?
**[04:26] Market Worker C**
I guess we'll have to carry them.
**[04:28] Market Worker B**
They're over 200 kilos each.
How are we supposed to do that?
**[04:32] Mangi**
*She's super cute.*
**[04:35] Mangi**
*I wonder how I can get with her.*
**[04:39] Market Worker A**
Impossible.
**[04:41] Market Worker C**
Haven't you guys heard of Mangi Hwang?
**[04:44] Market Worker C**
He's a famous Ssireum wrestler.
Y'know, the traditional Korean style.
**[04:48] Market Worker B**
Still, that strength is out of this world.
**[04:50] Mangi**
*What's this?*
**[04:51] Mangi**
*Taehun lost?*
**[04:55] Mangi**
Viral Hit has hundreds of
thousands of viewers, right?
**[04:59] Mangi**
So if I beat this guy, it'll probably
make my NewTubu account popular, too.
***SIGN*** Ssireum NewTuber
Mangi Hwang
Channel subscribers: 7
°(Ssireum = Korean Wrestling)
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO
with a taekwondo fighter
**[05:10] Snapper**
The edits made it so much better.
**[05:12] Hobin**
And the views keep racking up.
**[05:15] Snapper**
This is why we needed a pro.
**[05:17] Snapper**
And to think you hesitated
when hiring Gaeul.
**[05:20] Hobin**
Who, me?
**[05:22] Snapper**
By the way, are you *sure* you're okay?
**[05:25] Hobin**
Why wouldn't I be?
**[05:27] Snapper**
One back kick hospitalized me.
**[05:30] Snapper**
But *you* seem completely fine.
**[05:32] Hobin**
You're the worst.
**[05:35] Snapper**
Wait, what?
**[05:35] Hobin**
Something's bugging me, though.
**[05:37] Hobin**
As a pro victim of bullying,
Taehun seemed different from the others.
**[05:43] Snapper**
What's all this crazy talk?
**[05:45] Hobin**
He might not be as bad a guy as I thought.
**[05:49] Snapper**
Wow, there's just no limit
to your benevolence, is there?
**[05:53] Hobin**
I saw it, you see.
**[05:56] (Flashback) Hobin**
It's yours, right?
**[06:00] (Flashback) Hobin**
It seemed important to you.
**[06:03] Hobin**
The look on his face.
**[06:05] Hobin**
I wonder if I'll see him again.
**[06:08] Snapper**
That's unexpected.
**[06:09] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:10] Snapper**
You thinking of Taehun that way.
**[06:14] Hobin**
So how's Taehun doing after that fight?
**[06:17] Snapper**
Oh, you didn't hear? It's terrible.
**[06:21] Snapper**
There was a huge clamor about
how hot he looked while unconscious.
***SIGN*** Enter comment (Public)
***SIGN*** Wow! My heart
skipped a beat
***SIGN*** He a straight-up
hottie fr fr
***SIGN*** I srsly love him!
**[06:25] Hobin**
Huh?
**[06:27] Snapper**
If he started NewTubing, I reckon
he'd instantly get to 200k subs, easy.
***SIGN*** Enter comment (Public)
***SIGN*** Wow! My heart
skipped a beat
***SIGN*** He a straight-up
hottie fr fr
***SIGN*** I srsly love him!
**[06:35] Snapper**
He doesn't seem to be aware of it, though.
**[06:40] Hobin**
Well, I take back what I just said.
**[06:44] Snapper**
Huh?
**[06:45] Hobin**
Taehun's a piece of shit.
**[06:48] Hobin**
Lookism can go to hell.
**[06:51] Gaeul**
Stop sounding like an old man.
***SIGN*** To-Do List!
**[06:54] Gaeul**
Stop spontaneously
breaking out into song.
**[06:57] Gaeul**
Stop using old-timey words and phrasing.
**[06:59] Gaeul**
Right. Done.
**[07:03] Gaeul**
Jumping jeepers!
What in tarnation is that thing?!
**[07:09] Comedy Crew Girl B**
So funny!
**[07:12] Hyeonseok**
She even reacts like an old man.
**[07:16] Hyeonseok**
Hey, did you catch that?
**[07:18] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Yeah, got it.
**[07:20] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Is she really a high school student?
**[07:22] Hyeonseok**
This isn't really funny, though.
**[07:24] Gaeul**
What are you whippersnappers doing?
**[07:26] Gaeul**
It's rude to film someone
without permission!
**[07:29] Hyeonseok**
This won't help us gain views at all.
**[07:32] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Really? Guess I'll delete it, then.
**[07:34] Hyeonseok**
Shut up already! I *said* we're deleting it!
**[07:37] Gaeul**
Ow.
**[07:39] Hyeonseok**
You want us to delete it, right?
You pain in the ass.
**[07:42] Hyeonseok**
If you don't shut up, we'll upload it.
**[07:44] Gaeul**
What was that?
**[07:46] Comedy Crew Girl A**
C'mon, stop it. If we pick on her
too much, Hobin might show up.
**[07:51] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Aw, man, I'm quaking.
**[07:53] Comedy Crew Girl B**
What if he suddenly does that "How to
get hit without getting hurt" move on us?
**[07:59] Comedy Crew Boy B**
He might!
**[07:59] Comedy Crew Girl B**
There's no way that works in a *real* fight.
**[08:03] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Yeah, seriously.
**[08:05] Gaeul**
You're wrong!
**[08:06] Gaeul**
That move's a great technique
that even pro fighters use!
**[08:11] Hyeonseok**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[08:17] Hyeonseok**
We should've filmed that.
**[08:19] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Say, Gaeul.
**[08:20] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Can you drop the cutesy act already?
It's so damn annoying.
**[08:26] Comedy Crew Girl A**
If you're no good at speaking
the language, study it from scratch.
**[08:30] Comedy Crew Girl A**
This is why everyone hates you.
**[08:32] Gaeul**
I'm trying my best, but I can't stop it.
What do you want me to do?
**[08:36] Gaeul**
I'm not trying to be cute or anything.
**[08:39] Comedy Crew Girl B**
She's crying again.
**[08:41] Comedy Crew Girl A**
When you cry like that,
it makes us look like the bad guys.
**[08:47] Snapper**
You're all so immature.
**[08:50] Snapper**
Is this what first-years are like nowadays?
**[08:52] Comedy Crew**
Huh?
**[08:53] Snapper**
Are you the fools bullying Gaeul?
**[08:57] Gaeul**
Snapper?
**[08:59] Gaeul**
* Snapper: a man with power*
* among the second-years.*
**[09:02] Gaeul**
*Totally useless in a fight.*
**[09:04] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's up with this guy?
**[09:05] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Did he think we'd go easy on him
because he's an upperclassman?
**[09:08] Gaeul**
You should respect your elders!
**[09:10] Snapper**
I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
**[09:13] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Gaeul, did you call this guy here?
**[09:15] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's his name again?
**[09:17] Comedy Crew Boy A**
I forget. Snapper or something?
**[09:20] Comedy Crew Boy B**
What a dumb name.
**[09:22] Hyeonseok**
Whatever the case may be,
it's all *her* fault.
**[09:33] Hyeonseok**
Wow, I didn't realize you were so tiny.
**[09:37] Hyeonseok**
You're much cuter in real life.
**[09:39] Hobin**
*It's not fair.*
**[09:41] Hobin**
*Why do they all have to be so huge?*
**[09:43] Hobin**
*Is this what kids are like these days?*
**[09:45] Hobin**
*They're completely underestimating me.*
**[09:48] Hobin**
*What do I do?*
**[09:50] Hobin**
Did you just hit Snapper?
**[09:53] Hyeonseok**
Yeah, but he totally deserved it.
**[09:56] Hyeonseok**
Hey, wanna spar with me?
**[09:58] Comedy Crew Boy A**
We're on NewTubu as well.
**[10:02] Comedy Crew Girl A**
That was staged, right? You beating Taehun.
**[10:05] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Yeah, there's no way
you could've won for real.
**[10:07] Hyeonseok**
In fact, wanna fight me one-on-one
with our NewTubu channels on the line?
**[10:11] Hobin**
*I let these idiots get too cocky.*
**[10:14] Hobin**
*I don't stage anything!*
**[10:17] Hobin**
*These guys are nothing
compared to Taehun.*
**[10:24] Hobin**
Hey.
**[10:26] Hobin**
*I have to sound threatening, like Taehun.*
**[10:29] Hobin**
You got 100 yen?
**[10:31] Hyeonseok**
Here.
**[10:34] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Did he just try to imitate Taehun?
**[10:36] Comedy Crew Girl A**
I feel shame just from watching that!
**[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B**
That only works because Taehun says it!
**[10:42] Hobin**
* I didn't realize how much*
* difference the speaker makes.*
**[10:46] Hyeonseok**
You're just so cute.
**[10:59] Hobin**
I should've asked Munseong
to tag along from the start.
**[11:03] Snapper**
He beat up Pakgo for us,
but he didn't do that this time.
**[11:08] Gaeul**
I'm glad it didn't turn into a brawl, though.
**[11:11] Gaeul**
Maybe he's not the type to use
violence when it's not necessary.
**[11:16] Snapper**
Anyway, it looks like you have
a lot on your plate, Gaeul.
**[11:19] Gaeul**
Those oafs. Bullying others and pretending
to be hotshots when they're just immature...
**[11:25] Snapper**
By the way, they said they do NewTubu, too.
What kind of content do they make?
**[11:30] Gaeul**
They call themselves the "Comedy Crew."
**[11:33] Gaeul**
All they do is prank folk in the street.
**[11:36] Gaeul**
What's more annoying is they're
somewhat popular, despite their attitudes.
**[11:40] Snapper**
*I have to show off today.*
**[11:43] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
**[11:45] Snapper**
Why are you spacing out like that?!
**[11:47] Hobin**
Huh? Oh, I was thinking about something.
**[11:50] Snapper**
"Thinking"? You dolt! Gaeul was in danger
back there 'cause of those guys!
**[11:56] Snapper**
Instead of fighting for her,
you just stood there quaking!
**[12:00] Hobin**
Huh? What about you?
**[12:02] Snapper**
I lost, but at least I fought them!
**[12:04] Hobin**
Is that really a brag?
**[12:04] Gaeul**
"How to get hit without getting hurt"
is a technique even the pros use.
**[12:06] Snapper**
Shut up!
**[12:09] Hobin**
I was super annoyed, too!
**[12:11] Snapper**
Huh? Because they made fun of Gaeul?
**[12:14] Hobin**
No, because they made fun of
"How to get hit without getting hurt"!
**[12:20] Hobin**
Sorry, Gaeul.
**[12:22] Hobin**
To be honest, I was really scared back there.
**[12:25] Hobin**
But if I get another chance,
I'll teach you how to deal with them.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[12:51] (Flashback) Munseong**
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
**[12:54] (Flashback) Hobin**
Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks, Munseong...
Uh, I mean, Kim.
**[12:58] (Flashback) Munseong**
Munseong is fine.
**[13:00] (Flashback) Hobin**
Really? Oh, and can I follow you on Onsta?
**[13:04] (Flashback) Munseong**
Do what you like on that.
**[13:06] (Flashback) Munseong**
But more importantly, Hobin...
**[13:08] (Flashback) Hobin**
What is it?
**[13:10] (Flashback) Munseong**
Call Bomi.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Munseong**
I know it's hard for you,
but she doesn't deserve to be ghosted.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Hobin**
Right.
**[13:19] Hobin**
* Easy for you to say,*
* but how can I even face her...*
**[13:25] Hobin**
*after that disgraceful performance?*
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
***SIGN*** °Distorted
Memory
**[13:37] (Flashback) Hobin**
Don't mess with Gaeul! I mean it!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Hobin**
I mean it!
**[13:58] Gaeul**
*"Hobin."*
***SIGN*** Boss Hobin
***SIGN*** Hobin
***SIGN*** Hey, Gaeul
***SIGN*** You need something?
***SIGN*** Oh, c'mon
***SIGN*** Can't I text you
just because? lol
**[13:59] Hobin**
*"Hey, Gaeul. You need something?"*
**[14:01] Gaeul**
*"Oh, c'mon. Can't I text you just because?"*
***SIGN*** Ginseng
**[14:14] Bomi**
Welcome.
**[14:19] Mangi**
Looking good.
**[14:21] Mangi**
I wonder what time
she gets off work today.
**[14:26] Bomi**
* He finally left. It's so creepy*
* how he stares at me every day.*
**[14:31] Bomi**
* I'm on the late shift tonight.*
* What if he's waiting for me when I finish?*
**[14:36] Bomi**
Excuse me. May I order?
**[14:39] Bomi**
Yes.
**[14:40] Hobin**
The strawberry parfait
we didn't get to eat before, please.
**[14:48] Bomi**
I'm sorry, but we don't
do strawberry parfait here.
**[14:51] Hobin**
Long time no see, Bomi.
**[14:56] Bomi**
Next customer.
**[14:57] Hobin**
*She's super angry!*
**[14:59] Hobin**
* I guess it's only natural,*
* since I just dropped in on her.*
**[15:04] Hobin**
* She even made an off-menu*
* parfait to get me to go away!*
**[15:07] Hobin**
* I guess I'm asking too much after not*
* contacting her for two whole months.*
**[15:14] Hobin**
* I did have my reasons,*
* but she wasn't to know that.*
**[15:19] Hobin**
* I should leave before*
* I cause too much of a scene.*
**[15:23] Hobin**
* But I have to eat this parfait first,*
* since she made it for me.*
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***SIGN*** No texting!
No phone calls!
Go see her in person!
The strawberry parfait
we didn't get to eat
before, please.
Long time no see, Bomi.
Speak cheerfully
like a positive person!
**[15:28] Bomi**
* "No texting! No phone calls!*
* Go see her in person!"*
**[15:33] Bomi**
* "The strawberry parfait we didn't get to eat*
* before, please. Long time no see, Bomi."*
**[15:37] Bomi**
*"Speak cheerfully like a positive person!"*
**[15:40] Bomi**
Oh, um, I didn't just laugh.
**[15:45] Bomi**
Your hand's all black with ink.
**[15:47] Hobin**
You laughed.
**[15:48] Bomi**
Oh, jeez, Hobin. Next customer.
**[15:52] Hobin**
*There's nobody waiting.*
**[15:55] Hobin**
*Bomi laughed.*
**[15:57] Hobin**
You laughed! You *definitely* laughed!
**[15:59] Bomi**
Who, me? When?
**[16:01] Bomi**
I saw it with my own two eyes.
**[16:03] Bomi**
I didn't laugh.
**[16:05] Hobin**
I saw those cute little dimples!
**[16:07] Bomi**
My dimples are always cute.
**[16:10] Bomi**
Now, go. We're too busy.
**[16:12] Hobin**
Nope, there's no one else here!
**[16:15] Hobin**
How have you been? Did you lose weight?
**[16:17] Bomi**
By the way...
**[16:19] Bomi**
I saw you hired an editor.
**[16:22] Hobin**
Huh? An editor?
**[16:24] Bomi**
And she's a girl, right?
**[16:27] Hobin**
*What's going on? She's smiling, but...*
**[16:30] Hobin**
*How is she even scarier than Taehun?*
**[16:32] Hobin**
* I don't get it, but I'll try*
* my best to explain!*
**[16:35] Hobin**
That's right! She's a first-year at my school!
Last name: Lee. First name: Gaeul.
**[16:40] Hobin**
She's like a little furry animal!
**[16:42] Hobin**
*Was hiring an editor such a bad idea?*
**[16:45] Bomi**
I see. So? Is she cute?
**[16:50] Hobin**
*Mom, help me!*
**[16:53] Gaeul**
What are you doing?
**[16:56] Gaeul**
She asked you a question.
**[17:00] Gaeul**
So am I cute or aren't I?
**[17:07] Hobin**
Oh, hey, Gaeul.
**[17:09] Hobin**
Of course you're cute.
You're popular at school, too.
**[17:13] Gaeul**
Huh?
**[17:14] Hobin**
In your text earlier,
you asked me where I was.
**[17:18] Hobin**
Did you come here to see me?
**[17:19] Gaeul**
H-Huh? Uh, I...
**[17:22] Bomi**
*So this is...*
**[17:23] Gaeul**
To tell you the truth, I wanted
your opinion on this trot song I wrote.
**[17:29] Hobin**
You came all the way here just for that?
**[17:31] Gaeul**
You're wide open!
**[17:32] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[17:35] Bomi**
*Gaeul Lee...*
**[17:37] Bomi**
*She's cute.*
**[17:42] Gaeul**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[17:44] Bomi**
Huh?
**[17:45] Gaeul**
The boss here can't stop talking about you.
**[17:50] Gaeul**
He just won't shut up about how much
he loves spring more than autumn.
**[17:55] Hobin**
Hey! When did I ever say that?!
**[17:57] Gaeul**
I thought maybe if he gave you a present,
it'd communicate some of how he feels.
**[18:04] Gaeul**
Given how he is, he probably can't
even apologize correctly, right?
**[18:08] Gaeul**
So that's why I came to see you
without telling the boss.
**[18:11] Hobin**
Hey, Gaeul, cut it out!
**[18:13] Gaeul**
Huh? You mean it was all a lie?
You *didn't* want to talk to Bomi?
**[18:21] Hobin**
It wasn't a lie.
**[18:25] Hobin**
*Gaeul sure knows how to read a room.*
**[18:30] Bomi**
Text me.
**[18:31] Hobin**
Huh?
**[18:32] Hobin**
Did you just say, "Text me"?
**[18:34] Bomi**
Nope, not me.
**[18:35] Hobin**
No, you *definitely* did!
I heard it loud and clear!
**[18:38] Bomi**
When? I don't remember that.
**[18:41] Hobin**
So I can, then? I'll bombard you with texts!
**[18:44] Gaeul**
Hey, you two.
**[18:46] Gaeul**
I'll take my leave now.
My ingrown toenail is acting up.
**[18:51] Gaeul**
Ouch, ow, my big toe.
**[18:54] Gaeul**
* So this is how it feels to use an*
* imaginary ingrown toenail as an excuse.*
**[19:00] Hobin**
Gaeul? I thought you wanted to talk?
**[19:03] Gaeul**
There's nothing to discuss.
**[19:05] Gaeul**
I wondered if kkeokk-ki singing might
help us with our channel in some way,
**[19:11] Gaeul**
but don't worry about it.
**[19:13] Gaeul**
Besides, there's no way I'd discuss
anything but business with you.
**[19:20] Gaeul**
♫ Walking home alone
with tears welling up ♫
**[19:25] Gaeul**
♫ I close my eyes and see
the alley from my memories ♫
**[19:31] Gaeul**
♫ Man and woman... ♫
**[19:35] (Flashback) Gaeul**
She asked you a question.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Gaeul**
So am I cute or aren't I?
**[19:42] (Flashback) Gaeul**
Of course you're cute.
You're popular at school, too.
**[19:49] Gaeul**
Ouch!
***SIGN*** What are you doing? lol
***SIGN*** Stop laughing
***SIGN*** Sorry...
**[19:59] Hobin**
*"What are you doing?"*
**[20:00] Bomi**
*"Stop laughing."*
**[20:02] Hobin**
*"Sorry..."*
**[20:05] Hyeonseok**
Excuse me. There's something on your bag.
**[20:07] Bomi**
Oh, thank you—
**[20:17] Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
**[20:21] Comedy Crew**
Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
a NewTuber group!
**[20:27] Hyeonseok**
Sorry to startle you.
**[20:29] Hyeonseok**
We're doing this prank where
we throw a snake at pedestrians.
**[20:32] Hyeonseok**
We have a favor to ask you.
Your reaction was really cute.
**[20:37] Hyeonseok**
You don't mind if we upload the
video we just recorded, do you?
**[20:41] Bomi**
Huh?
**[20:42] Hyeonseok**
Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
**[20:46] Bomi**
Video? What?
**[20:58] Snapper**
Their viewers don't know
what they're really like.
**[21:01] Hyeonseok**
Don't get cocky. You only have 190k subs.
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
**[21:05] Munseong**
I heard you were hit by a car.
Are you all right?
**[21:07] Bomi**
I was just startled.
I'm fine. I'll be all right.
**[21:11] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat
multiple opponents!"
**[21:14] Hyeonseok**
You're such a good actor.
**[21:16] Rumi**
We're all about tricking viewers
and making money. Am I right?
**[21:20] Hobin**
I didn't realize our next
opponent was so close by.
# E10 - A New Opponent
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN2GDV/a-new-opponent)
Translator:
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hobin**
You're the worst.
**[00:07] Hobin**
Taehun's a piece of shit.
**[00:09] Hyeonseok**
Hey, did you catch that?
**[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A**
This is why everyone hates you.
**[00:13] Gaeul**
Totally useless in a fight.
**[00:14] Hobin**
I was super annoyed, too!
**[00:17] Snapper**
Because they made fun of Gaeul?
**[00:19] Hobin**
Sorry, Gaeul.
**[00:25] Mangi**
Looking good.
**[00:26] Bomi**
And she's a girl, right?
**[00:28] Hobin**
*How is she even scarier than Taehun?*
**[00:31] Gaeul**
Don't get the wrong idea.
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
**[02:09] Woman**
*A snake?*
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Whoa!
***SIGN*** Jump scare!
***SIGN*** Jump scare!
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** A successful surprise! Lolol
**[02:12] Comedy Crew**
*A successful surprise!*
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** A New
Opponent
**[02:13] Hobin**
Wow. I hate to admit it,
but these guys are legit funny.
**[02:14] Comedy Crew**
*Yay!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:19] Woman**
*Aw, jeez. You startled me.*
***SIGN*** Aw, jeez...
***SIGN*** You startled me.
**[02:22] Hyeonseok**
*Sorry!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:24] Hyeonseok**
*We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!*
**[02:28] Comedy Crew**
*Yup!*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
**[02:28] Hobin**
And that's them, right?
**[02:30] Snapper**
Yeah.
**[02:31] Hobin**
So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Thankfully,
she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
**[02:33] Hyeonseok**
We're really sorry we startled you!
**[02:37] Hyeonseok**
We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
**[02:40] Woman**
Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
**[02:44] Hyeonseok**
Your reaction was very cute.
**[02:47] Hyeonseok**
We actually have a favor to ask.
**[02:49] Hyeonseok**
Is it okay if we upload the video?
**[02:52] Woman**
Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
**[02:55] Hyeonseok**
*Really? Thank you!*
**[02:56] Hobin**
They're nothing like how they are at school!
**[02:58] Hobin**
They're annoyingly polite.
**[03:01] Snapper**
They beat us up pretty good.
**[03:03] Snapper**
But their viewers don't know
what they're *really* like.
**[03:07] Snapper**
Did you know they've got a
pretty high subscriber count?
**[03:11] Hobin**
What? Like, how many?
**[03:13] Snapper**
Over 700k, I think.
**[03:15] Hobin**
Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
**[03:17] Gaeul**
You're yankin' my chain!
**[03:19] Hobin**
Snapper! We have to start
throwing snakes at people, too!
**[03:22] Snapper**
Man, you really are an idiot.
That's not the only prank they pull.
**[03:28] Hobin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Smell
***SIGN*** Smell
***SIGN*** (What is this?)
***SIGN*** (Wasn't me...)
***SIGN*** Fart
***SIGN*** Fart
***SIGN*** Surprise
in an elevator! Lol
***SIGN*** Long time no see!
***SIGN*** Trololololololololololololol
***SIGN*** Went up to a total stranger
pretending to be their friend
Part 2
ROFLMFAO
***SIGN*** A piggy bank
full of 1-yen coins
***SIGN*** We went to the store
***SIGN*** and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
**[03:29] Snapper**
They do a whole bunch of pranks,
**[03:32] Snapper**
all tailored to being funny without
being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
**[03:37] Hobin**
They've really put some thought into it.
**[03:40] Hobin**
We should look at doing
this type of stuff, too.
**[03:42] Snapper**
Well then, how about three fights a week?
**[03:45] Hobin**
Baseball choke!
**[03:48] Snapper**
Let go!
**[03:51] Gaeul**
The editing on these videos...
**[03:53] Hyeonseok**
Hm? What's that about the editing?
**[03:57] Gaeul**
Jumping jeepers!
**[03:59] Snapper**
You!
**[04:00] Hyeonseok**
So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
**[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Aren't you a bit *too* skinny?
I feel like I could snap you in half.
**[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A**
But man, it's hilarious.
I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
**[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What's with that look?
Do you really want to fight?
**[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A**
If it's a fight you want, come at us.
'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
**[04:22] Snapper**
I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
**[04:25] Hyeonseok**
Just dump that guy in a ditch.
**[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
**[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A**
How can you even tell?
**[04:32] Hyeonseok**
Wear the Wednesday jacket!
**[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A**
You're seriously annoying, you know that?
**[04:37] Hyeonseok**
You only have 190k subscribers.
**[04:41] Hyeonseok**
Know your place, loser trio.
**[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Let's forget about these losers.
**[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Yeah, let's go.
**[04:48] Gaeul**
Blast you!
**[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A**
She's got spirit, though.
**[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B**
Loser trio!
**[04:53] Hobin**
Just you wait! We'll surprise
*you* with a prank one day!
**[04:57] Snapper**
Idiot. It's not that simple.
**[05:02] Snapper**
Pranking people is a
really risky content format.
**[05:06] Snapper**
A lot of unexpected things
could happen while filming.
**[05:10] Snapper**
Having a script makes dealing
with that type of thing easier.
**[05:14] Snapper**
But they don't use scripts
or anything for their pranks,
**[05:18] Snapper**
so if an accident were to happen,
it could do them a lot of harm—
**[05:23] Hobin**
Bomi texted me!
**[05:26] Snapper**
And he's not listening.
**[05:29] Snapper**
Seriously, this guy...
**[05:29] Hobin**
Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
**[05:31] Gaeul**
Unbelievable.
**[05:33] Snapper**
By the way, Gaeul,
do you have time over the weekend?
**[05:36] Hobin**
Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
**[05:40] Hobin**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
***SIGN*** Special Room
***SIGN*** Bomi
Choi
***SIGN*** Medical Center
**[05:49] Munseong**
What happened, Bomi?
**[05:51] Bomi**
Huh?
**[05:52] Munseong**
I heard you got run over
by a car. Are you all right?
**[05:56] Bomi**
It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
**[06:00] Munseong**
Tell me what happened.
**[06:04] Bomi**
Well...
**[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
**[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew**
Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
a NewTuber group!
**[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Sorry to startle you.
**[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
We're doing this prank where
we throw a snake at pedestrians.
**[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
We have a favor to ask you.
Your reaction was really cute.
**[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
You don't mind if we upload the
video we just recorded, do you?
**[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi**
Huh?
**[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
**[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi**
Video? What?
**[06:56] Munseong**
Really?
**[06:58] Bomi**
But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
**[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
That was close!
I was really scared for a moment.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi**
I'm okay—
**[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Did you catch that?
**[07:10] Bomi**
They were laughing.
**[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok**
Time to show off our editing skills.
**[07:15] Hobin**
Did you say "laughing"?
**[07:16] Bomi**
Huh?
**[07:19] Hobin**
They injured someone and
stood there laughing?
**[07:23] Bomi**
Hobin?
**[07:25] Bomi**
Don't worry. I was just a
little startled. I'll be all right.
**[07:32] Hobin**
I'm sorry.
**[07:33] Bomi**
Sorry? About what?
***SIGN*** I'm sorry I wasn't the first
at your bedside
***SIGN*** Later
**[07:41] Hobin**
*"I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."*
***SIGN*** Rest up and get well soon
**[07:46] Hobin**
*"Rest up and get well soon."*
**[07:51] Bomi**
Hobin? You're leaving already?
**[07:54] Bomi**
Hey, wait!
**[07:58] Hobin**
* Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say*
* that to you for real.*
***SIGN*** Rest up and get well soon
***SIGN*** I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
**[08:04] Hobin**
*"I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."*
**[08:07] Hobin**
*We losers have an unwritten rule.*
**[08:11] Hobin**
*We don't act up in front of strong fighters.*
**[08:16] Hobin**
* There really was no need*
* to worry about new content.*
**[08:20] Hobin**
* I didn't realize our next*
* opponent was so close by.*
**[08:25] Hobin**
Are you ready?
**[08:27] Hobin**
Let's go.
**[08:38] Hobin**
We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
**[08:43] Hobin**
Viral Hit is going live now.
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** He's so pissed off!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** I can't wait! Let's go!
***SIGN*** My heart's pounding
***SIGN*** I've been waiting for this!
***SIGN*** Who's the opponent this time?
***SIGN*** I can't wait! Let's go!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak**
How to Fight: "How to
beat multiple opponents."
**[09:06] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
**[09:11] Hobin**
Right, got it. How to
beat multiple opponents...
**[09:15] Snapper**
Why the change of heart?
**[09:17] Snapper**
You said you were too scared to fight.
**[09:20] Snapper**
Is it because Bomi got hurt?
**[09:22] Snapper**
This is different from the Taehun situation,
and there's three of them.
**[09:26] Snapper**
Can you beat them?
**[09:27] Hobin**
Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
**[09:30] Hobin**
There's no way I can beat
multiple opponents at once.
**[09:36] Snapper**
Get out.
**[09:37] Hobin**
If I face them head-on,
I'll get clobbered for sure.
**[09:41] Hobin**
* This was the first time I hadn't*
* trusted one of Samdak's videos.*
**[09:46] Hobin**
*This one just seemed too far-fetched.*
**[09:49] Hobin**
So instead of fighting,
I'll get my revenge another way.
**[09:54] Hobin**
*Time to give up.*
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Scary-looking guy gets
***SIGN*** into the elevator...
***SIGN*** Comedy Crew
***SIGN*** Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
***SIGN*** Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
***SIGN*** Lolol
**[10:01] Hyeonseok**
So is he dead or not?
**[10:02] Man**
*No, we got interrupted.*
**[10:04] Hyeonseok**
Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
I'll kill you instead!
**[10:05] Man**
*I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!*
**[10:07] Hyeonseok**
You want me to cut out
that useless tongue of yours?!
***SIGN*** Finally
***SIGN*** The mark begins to cry! Lolol
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** Yikes
***SIGN*** This is bad
**[10:11] Hyeonseok**
A successful surprise!
We're the Comedy Crew!
***SIGN*** Prank
over!
***SIGN*** Prank
over!
***SIGN*** We apologized
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** No wonder that woman cried! lolol
***SIGN*** He's such a good mobster!
***SIGN*** I was legit scared
***SIGN*** No wonder that woman cried! lolol
***SIGN*** Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
***SIGN*** That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
***SIGN*** That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
***SIGN*** Minors shouldn't smoke
***SIGN*** No Smoking
***SIGN*** Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
***SIGN*** Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
***SIGN*** We called the cops on him!
***SIGN*** (Immediately dispatched!)
**[10:22] Police Officer**
Hey, you there.
Put that cigarette out first.
***SIGN*** He paid a fine. Prank over!
***SIGN*** He paid a fine. Prank over!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** We called the cops on him!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** They snitched on you to the police lol
***SIGN*** He's in a no-smoking area,
***SIGN*** so a fine's
unavoidable lolol
***SIGN*** More importantly, minors
aren't allowed to smoke!
***SIGN*** They snitched on you to the police lol
***SIGN*** Scary
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** Stuck
***SIGN*** in an Elevator
***SIGN*** with a Mafia Goon?!
***SIGN*** I'll kill you!
**[10:25] Hyeonseok**
"Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
5 million views.
***SIGN*** Wh-Who are you?
***SIGN*** Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
***SIGN*** You know who we are
***SIGN*** Call the Cops on
***SIGN*** Your Underage Smoking Friend!
**[10:30] Hyeonseok**
"Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
3 million views.
**[10:36] Hyeonseok**
That's probably more than
two million yen again this month.
**[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B**
For real?
**[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A**
C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
**[10:42] Hyeonseok**
I hear ya. Don't rush me.
**[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A**
I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
**[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A**
So what's our next video gonna be about?
**[10:51] Hyeonseok**
Good question. We have to come up
with something our viewers will like.
**[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A**
By the way, guys...
**[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A**
What do we do about them?
**[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A**
Forget about those idiots.
**[11:01] Hobin**
They didn't see us, did they?
**[11:02] Snapper**
Of course not.
Our tailing technique is perfect.
**[11:06] Snapper**
Did you hear what they just said?
**[11:08] Hobin**
No, I only heard the bit
about "two million yen."
**[11:12] Snapper**
You seriously only care
about money, don't you?
**[11:15] Hobin**
From what Bomi told me,
they're definitely staging their content.
**[11:20] Hobin**
We don't have any evidence of it, though.
**[11:23] Snapper**
Actually, we might have some evidence.
**[11:26] Snapper**
There's something wrong
with this video, don't you think?
**[11:29] Hobin**
Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
**[11:34] Hobin**
I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
**[11:36] Snapper**
That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
**[11:39] Snapper**
The important detail
is the elevator buttons.
**[11:42] Hobin**
Buttons?
**[11:43] Snapper**
The prank lasts for over
two minutes inside the elevator.
**[11:47] Snapper**
Why would it take two whole minutes
to go up a seven-story building?
**[11:53] Snapper**
Because it's staged. The woman
only pretended to push a button.
**[11:57] Hobin**
What? But now that you've
explained it, I see it, too.
**[12:01] Gaeul**
I can't believe I didn't spot
something so obvious.
**[12:05] Snapper**
Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
people don't sweat the details.
**[12:10] Snapper**
It's a technique a lot of
NewTubers already use.
**[12:13] Snapper**
They hire actors to stage their content.
**[12:17] Snapper**
Like, check this video out. Would they send
officers to respond to an underage smoker?
**[12:23] Snapper**
I asked the police about it.
**[12:25] Snapper**
They did send officers there that day,
but not because of the cigarette.
**[12:30] Hobin**
Huh? Why, then?
**[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A**
We're sorry. We honestly
thought he was a wanted criminal.
**[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer**
It's fine.
**[12:36] Snapper**
The officers were sent to check out
the sighting of a wanted criminal.
**[12:40] Snapper**
They used the police cleverly.
**[12:43] Snapper**
Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
to make staged events look genuine,
**[12:47] Snapper**
in order to get views and make money.
**[12:51] Snapper**
So if we use these to make an exposé...
**[12:54] Hobin**
No. It's not enough.
**[12:55] Snapper**
Huh?
**[12:56] Hobin**
We're missing the fatal blow.
Like that time with Pakgo.
**[13:02] Rumi**
So...
**[13:03] Rumi**
When are you guys gonna collab with me?
**[13:06] Hobin**
Rumi?
**[13:07] Rumi**
You said you would, but you haven't.
**[13:10] Rumi**
I have an idea in mind.
**[13:13] Rumi**
How about spilling coffee on a
female friend's shirt as a prank?
***SIGN*** Beauty tips
NewTuber
Rumi
120k Subscribers
**[13:18] Rumi**
It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
**[13:21] Rumi**
Everything's staged, anyway,
so we should get in on it, too.
**[13:25] Rumi**
Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
**[13:31] Hobin**
Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
And now I have to do one, too?
**[13:37] Hobin**
I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
**[13:45] Rumi**
Oh, no!
**[13:47] Hyeonseok**
Today's prank is...
**[13:49] Hyeonseok**
"What if we spill coffee
on an upperclassman?"
**[13:53] Hyeonseok**
How was that, everyone?
**[13:54] Rumi**
Ah, you kids.
**[13:57] Rumi**
I'll let you off the hook this once.
**[13:58] Comedy Crew**
Thanks!
**[14:00] Hyeonseok**
Look forward to the next video!
**[14:03] Rumi**
*Thanks, Hobin.*
**[14:05] Hyeonseok**
Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
You have serious talent.
**[14:10] Hyeonseok**
Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
because we'd feel bad for our audience.
**[14:14] Rumi**
Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
**[14:19] Rumi**
Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
**[14:22] Rumi**
We trick them and make money.
That's the name of the game, right?
**[14:26] Hyeonseok**
Wow, you're one scary lady.
**[14:29] Hyeonseok**
But you're right. They're all idiots
who never catch on.
***SIGN*** Good luck, Pakgo
***SIGN*** Everyone makes mistakes
***SIGN*** He's apologized
***SIGN*** We should give him a break
***SIGN*** I think he's a good person at heart
**[14:33] Hyeonseok**
What really took down Pakgo
**[14:35] Hyeonseok**
wasn't the violence,
but how staged it all was.
***SIGN*** High School Gangster Pakgo
***SIGN*** Scared of me?
***SIGN*** Subscribe, then
***SIGN*** High School Gangster Pakgo
***SIGN*** 900k Subscribers
***SIGN*** Subscribe to this channel
**[14:38] Hyeonseok**
Even if violence is your shtick,
you can get popular if it's funny, right?
***SIGN*** Home
***SIGN*** Videos
***SIGN*** Playlists
***SIGN*** Community
**[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Working at, like, an office or whatever
is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
**[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A**
That's why they get tricked so easily.
**[14:51] Hyeonseok**
C'mon, that's enough, guys.
**[14:54] Hyeonseok**
Those idiots are the ones
dropping the cash.
**[14:57] Hyeonseok**
Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
**[15:02] Hyeonseok**
Here.
**[15:03] Rumi**
Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
**[15:06] Hyeonseok**
Why not? You should.
**[15:09] Rumi**
Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
Let's do a few more videos.
**[15:13] Rumi**
If we film a bunch now,
it'll make things easier later, right?
**[15:16] Rumi**
Got any other ideas for content?
**[15:19] Hyeonseok**
Sure we do.
**[15:20] Rumi**
Huh? Really? Like what?
**[15:24] Hyeonseok**
Our next video's gonna be...
**[15:27] Hyeonseok**
Exposing Viral Hit.
**[15:31] Hyeonseok**
There's no way that worm could've
beaten Taehun. It *must* have been staged.
**[15:36] Hyeonseok**
We'll troll them and get views.
**[15:39] Rumi**
Huh? But I heard they
didn't stage any of that.
**[15:43] Hyeonseok**
Really? Well, in that case...
***SIGN*** Popular NewTuber
Pakgo
***SIGN*** Former Taekwondo Fighter
Taehun Seong
***SIGN*** Thug at Karaoke
***SIGN*** Exposing
***SIGN*** Exposing
***SIGN*** the
***SIGN*** Truth
***SIGN*** Truth
***SIGN*** behind Viral Hit's staged fights
**[15:46] Hyeonseok**
We'll just edit the video
to make it look like they did.
**[15:50] Rumi**
You can do that?
**[15:52] Hyeonseok**
Of course.
**[15:54] Hyeonseok**
Viewers are always hungry for drama.
The truth ain't important.
***SIGN*** I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Subscribe to this channel
***SIGN*** Comments:
**[16:00] Hyeonseok**
We'll just edit it up good and shout that
it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
***SIGN*** It was all fake
***SIGN*** I believed in them.
I'm devastated...
**[16:05] Hyeonseok**
After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
***SIGN*** I feel so betrayed
**[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B**
Yeah, they're real idiots.
**[16:10] Hyeonseok**
There's no way they'll be
able to continue NewTubing
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** Fake channel
**[16:12] Hyeonseok**
after being labeled as fakes!
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** I'm so done with these guys!
***SIGN*** Fake channel
***SIGN*** They must be talking smack
behind the scenes
***SIGN*** You're all just like Pakgo
***SIGN*** I'm so done with these guys!
**[16:16] Hyeonseok**
Our subscriber count
is way higher than theirs.
**[16:19] Hyeonseok**
Those idiot viewers will
naturally believe us over them.
**[16:24] Hyeonseok**
Being a NewTuber taught me
why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
**[16:30] Hyeonseok**
Making stuff up to knock
people down is so easy.
**[16:34] Rumi**
But if you do that,
someone needs to be the victim.
**[16:39] Rumi**
Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
**[16:42] Rumi**
Let's collab together again
on some other occasion.
**[16:45] Hyeonseok**
And where are *you* going?
**[16:48] Hyeonseok**
We filmed that whole speech of yours
where you made fun of your viewers.
**[16:53] Rumi**
*Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.*
**[16:56] Rumi**
* We trick them and make money.*
* That's the name of the game, right?*
**[17:00] Rumi**
When did you film that?!
**[17:03] Hyeonseok**
Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
**[17:06] Hyeonseok**
We're already in an alliance.
**[17:09] Rumi**
That said, I was filming, too.
**[17:12] Hyeonseok**
* But you're right. They're all idiots*
* who never catch on.*
**[17:16] Rumi**
I made a deal with Hobin.
**[17:18] Rumi**
If I film behind-the-scenes footage
of you guys on his phone,
**[17:22] Rumi**
they *have* to do a
collab stream with me.
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** We'd never let that happen
***SIGN*** These guys are the worst
***SIGN*** They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
***SIGN*** We'd never let that happen
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
**[17:26] Rumi**
Sorry I tricked you.
You might have the higher sub count,
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I know right lol
***SIGN*** I'm a Rumi fan from today
***SIGN*** She's such a good actress
***SIGN*** I know right lol
**[17:31] Rumi**
but I think Viral Hit
has the brighter future.
**[17:41] Rumi**
Snapper! Here!
**[17:44] Snapper**
Yup.
**[17:45] Snapper**
Hobin's phone belongs here.
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** Snapper does the best camera work
***SIGN*** This hand... Could it be?
***SIGN*** Snapper's hand?
***SIGN*** Snapper does the best camera work
**[17:51] Rumi**
Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
**[17:56] Rumi**
No matter how hard it is to make money,
I'll never stage a show.
**[18:00] Rumi**
You idiot.
**[18:03] Hobin**
Good work, Rumi.
**[18:05] Hobin**
Also, sorry.
**[18:06] Hobin**
The part where you badmouthed
viewers was broadcast, too.
**[18:10] Rumi**
What do you mean?!
**[18:12] Hobin**
Anyway, you guys...
**[18:13] Hobin**
Is faking stuff the only way
you can make NewTubu vids?
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** Wow, I'm in love
***SIGN*** So awesome!
***SIGN*** Goosebumps! I missed you!
***SIGN*** Wow, I'm in love
**[18:19] Hobin**
* There are three of them.*
* I'm totally ready. I can do this.*
**[18:24] Hobin**
Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
**[18:30] Hyeonseok**
*What is this guy?*
**[18:32] Hobin**
Our live broadcast starts now.
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** But what is it?
***SIGN*** Wait, something's wrong here
***SIGN*** I thought so, too
***SIGN*** But what is it?
**[18:38] Hyeonseok**
*Was he always this big?*
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
**[18:41] Bomi**
Hand over the video with Bomi in.
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** He's got broader shoulders, too!
***SIGN*** Hey, isn't he way taller now?
***SIGN*** He's got broader shoulders, too!
**[18:43] Hobin**
* So how does a beginner with no training*
* in sports beat multiple opponents?*
**[18:48] Samdak**
*There's no way for you to win.*
**[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin**
Yeah, I figured.
**[18:53] Samdak**
* In order to beat multiple opponents,*
* you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.*
**[19:00] Samdak**
*As a regular person, you have no chance.*
**[19:04] Samdak**
* Just give up on the idea of*
* beating multiple opponents.*
**[19:07] Samdak**
*Okay, bye now.*
**[19:09] Hobin**
Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
**[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin**
Is it really impossible?!
**[19:14] Samdak**
* Even if you can't win*
* in a fight, you can still win.*
**[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin**
Damn it, he got me again!
**[19:22] Samdak**
* What's the strategy for a regular person*
* to defeat multiple opponents?*
**[19:26] Samdak**
*The answer lies in nature.*
**[19:29] Samdak**
*Bluffing and intimidation!*
**[19:32] Samdak**
* The praying mantis bluffs*
* to avoid being eaten!*
**[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis**
Mantis!
**[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A**
My chest sounds deeper!
**[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B**
No, mine does!
**[19:41] Samdak**
* Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid*
* being underestimated in the pecking order.*
**[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A**
You lie!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B**
No, you lie!
**[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis**
I won! I'm glad I studied
the Praying Mantis Style!
**[19:51] Samdak**
* That's how you win when*
* you have less strength.*
**[19:53] Samdak**
*The praying mantis bluff!*
**[19:56] Hobin**
You want to die today?
**[20:00] Hobin**
You think you can do anything to me
because I'm always smiling?
**[20:04] Hobin**
* I'm going to wet myself.*
* I'm shaking with nerves.*
**[20:08] Snapper**
*He seems different today, somehow.*
**[20:13] Hobin**
* Don't let my expression change.*
* Keep what I say short.*
**[20:16] Hobin**
Leave your phone here and go.
**[20:19] Hobin**
*They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.*
**[20:21] Hyeonseok**
*What's with this aura?*
**[20:24] Hyeonseok**
*Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?*
**[20:27] Hyeonseok**
* It's like he got bigger*
* the moment the fight started!*
**[20:32] Samdak**
*But don't forget this very important point.*
**[20:36] Samdak**
*Don't let them see through your bluffs
and intimidation until it's all over.*
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Wait
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Whoa
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Wait
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Whoa
**[20:41] Hobin**
*My life has collapsed.*
**[20:46] Hobin**
Hey, listen.
**[20:49] Hobin**
Can I have my shoe back?
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** An epic fail to end with!
***SIGN*** Insoles? lolol
***SIGN*** An epic fail to end with!
**[20:52] Hobin**
*My life is over.*
**[20:57] Hyeonseok**
He's running away! Get him!
**[20:59] Snapper**
* For the first time ever, he's fighting*
* on his own without relying on a video.*
**[21:03] Hobin**
*I'm scared to death, but also pumped.*
**[21:05] Hyeonseok**
How should I clobber this fool?
**[21:08] Munseong**
Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
**[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B**
It's just one kick from this weakling...
**[21:14] Gaeul**
You scoundrels!
Ganging up on one person like this!
**[21:16] Hobin**
You feel like you're being stalked?
**[21:20] Mangi**
It's just you and me now.
# E11 - A Tight Feeling in the Chest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ7JX5/a-tight-feeling-in-the-chest)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:05] Hyeonseok**
You only have 190k subscribers.
**[00:09] Hyeonseok**
Know your place.
**[00:10] Bomi**
It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
**[00:13] Rumi**
Everything's staged, anyway,
so we should get in on it, too.
**[00:17] Hobin**
If that's your kind of content,
go work with the Comedy Crew.
**[00:20] Hyeonseok**
We're already in an alliance.
**[00:22] Rumi**
I think Viral Hit has the brighter future.
**[00:26] Snapper**
*He seems different today, somehow.*
**[00:28] Samdak**
* Don't let them see through your bluffs*
* and intimidation until it's all over.*
**[00:32] Hobin**
Can I have my shoe back?
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[02:05] Snapper**
* For the first time, Hobin wasn't hearing*
* Samdak's voice in his head while fighting.*
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** A Tight Feeling
in the Chest
**[02:11] Hyeonseok**
He's running away! Get him!
**[02:13] Snapper**
*Not because he'd forgotten the video,*
**[02:16] Snapper**
* but because he'd gotten*
* overexcited and lost his cool.*
**[02:20] Snapper**
* For the first time ever, he was fighting*
* on his own without relying on a video.*
**[02:26] Hobin**
* It's obvious why I couldn't*
* land a blow earlier.*
**[02:29] Hobin**
* It was too open there,*
* and I got caught out.*
**[02:32] Hobin**
How to get hit without getting hurt!
**[02:38] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[02:41] Hobin**
*Growth.*
**[02:43] Hobin**
*I've grown, and I didn't even notice.*
**[02:49] Hyeonseok**
Just give it up already, little worm.
**[02:52] Hobin**
*Why aren't they hurt? Didn't it work?*
**[02:56] Munseong**
It's over.
**[02:58] Jim mate A**
That shrimp's kick did
some real damage, huh?
**[03:02] Jim mate B**
But he doesn't even do
any sports or anything, right?
**[03:05] Munseong**
"That shrimp's kick"?
**[03:08] Munseong**
Could *you* force yourself to practice
a kick 10,000 times in one month?
**[03:12] Jim mates**
What?
**[03:13] Hobin**
* I practiced the calf kick*
* 10,000 times in one month!*
**[03:16] Jim mate A**
Did you say 10,000?
**[03:18] Jim mate A**
That many calf kicks
in just one month?
**[03:21] Jim mate A**
He really did that?
**[03:24] Munseong**
Yup.
**[03:26] Munseong**
A regular person won't be able to move
after being hit by a calf kick.
**[03:30] Comedy Crew Boy A**
*What the hell is going on?*
**[03:32] Comedy Crew Boy B**
*That wimp only got one kick in.*
**[03:35] Comedy Crew Boys**
*I can't move my leg at all!*
**[03:38] Munseong**
Something's odd, though.
**[03:41] Munseong**
Why isn't the other guy moving?
He hasn't been kicked.
**[03:45] Logan**
You don't get why their boss froze?
***SIGN*** You don't get why their boss froze?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** MMA Triple Champion
Ranking: 1st
***SIGN*** Munseong
Kim's
Master
***SIGN*** "The Smiling
King of the
Ring"
**[03:52] Logan**
You got eye problems or something?
***SIGN*** You got eye problems or something?
**[03:54] Logan**
The kid just showed you.
***SIGN*** The kid just showed you
**[03:57] Logan**
It's intimidation!
***SIGN*** It's intimidation!
**[04:00] Hyeonseok**
How should I beat this guy up?
I just can't decide.
**[04:04] Logan**
Well...
***SIGN*** Well
**[04:07] Logan**
He just saw an alpha gorilla.
***SIGN*** He just saw an alpha gorilla
**[04:11] Hobin**
*Mom, there's something wrong with me.*
**[04:14] Hobin**
* My heart's thumping,*
* and it's not 'cause of love.*
**[04:18] Hobin**
* I'm so excited, even though*
* I'm scared to death.*
**[04:22] Hobin**
*What move should I try next?*
**[04:27] Hobin**
*Is this adrenaline?*
**[04:30] Gaeul**
No one move!
**[04:32] Gaeul**
Or this hostage is going down!
**[04:35] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[04:37] Gaeul**
You yellow-bellied cowards,
ganging up on one guy like that!
**[04:41] Gaeul**
Stop this now, or this one's a goner!
**[04:45] Hyeonseok**
Aw, man. They've got a hostage.
**[04:49] Hyeonseok**
That's a shame. I wanted to beat him up,
but guess I'll let him off the hook this time.
**[04:54] Snapper**
*Phew. Thanks, Gaeul.
You saved us.*
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Please show her face already
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Please show her face already
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Please show her face already
***SIGN*** One moment later and he would
***SIGN*** have been toast
***SIGN*** Is that the editor's voice?
***SIGN*** Please show her face already
***SIGN*** One moment later and he would
***SIGN*** have been toast
**[04:58] Comedy Crew Girl A**
Hey, she hit me! Why aren't you
getting back at her for me?
**[05:04] Comedy Crew Boy B**
We would've won
if they hadn't taken a hostage.
**[05:08] Snapper**
* And so, that seemed to be the end*
* of our beef with the Comedy Crew.*
**[05:14] Gaeul**
No need to thank me.
**[05:16] Gaeul**
I only did what was right.
**[05:20] Snapper**
* But nobody noticed at the time that the*
* fight had awoken something inside Hobin.*
**[05:26] Hobin**
*Something's wrong. Why is this fun?*
**[05:30] Hobin**
* Fighting is fun? Oh, this is bad.*
* I might actually have gone insane.*
**[05:37] Snapper**
Viral Hit, end of livestream!
**[05:41] Snapper**
*It was a talent blossoming.*
**[05:43] Hobin**
*What's happening to me?*
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** We TAUGHT
the Comedy Crew
A LESSON
(Feat. Rumi)
**[05:48] Snapper**
New video uploaded!
**[05:50] Snapper**
Over 2.3 million views in a week!
**[05:54] Comedy Crew**
We're the Apology Crew!
**[05:56] Snapper**
*The Comedy Crew apologized
and promised changes,*
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** What if the groveling is composited? lol
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** What if the groveling is composited? lol
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** What if the groveling is composited? lol
***SIGN*** If you're really sorry,
***SIGN*** This is another lie, right?
***SIGN*** What if the groveling is composited? lol
***SIGN*** If you're really sorry,
***SIGN*** you should quit NewTubu
**[06:00] Snapper**
* but the backlash was fierce,*
* and they closed their channel.*
***SIGN*** This channel has been removed
***SIGN*** due to violations of our guidelines
**[06:04] Gaeul**
How to edit like kids these days...
***SIGN*** Add a STAR
in the subtitles!
**[06:08] Gaeul**
Add a star in the subtitles!
**[06:10] Gaeul**
Yup, looking good.
**[06:13] Snapper**
They used to bully Gaeul so much.
Well, they got what they deserved!
**[06:18] Snapper**
* The Viral Hit channel*
* reached 210,000 subscribers.*
**[06:23] Snapper**
* And afterward, it seemed like*
* everything had gone back to normal.*
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** I'm almost home
***SIGN*** It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
***SIGN*** Still working?
***SIGN*** Are you on a late shift today?
**[06:37] Hobin**
* "It's dangerous to go home*
* by yourself so late at night."*
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** I'm almost home
***SIGN*** It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
***SIGN*** You said you felt like someone
was stalking you lately, right?
**[06:40] Hobin**
* "You said you felt like someone*
* was stalking you lately, right?"*
***SIGN*** It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
***SIGN*** You said you felt like someone
was stalking you lately, right?
***SIGN*** You said you felt like someone
was stalking you lately, right?
***SIGN*** I'm close to your house right now
***SIGN*** It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
**[06:43] Hobin**
*"I'm close to your house right now."*
***SIGN*** You said you felt like someone
was stalking you lately, right?
***SIGN*** I'm close to your house right now
***SIGN*** I'll walk you home
**[06:46] Hobin**
*"I'll walk you home."*
**[06:48] Bomi**
*"I'm fine, really."*
***SIGN*** I'm close to your house right now
***SIGN*** I'll walk you home
***SIGN*** I'm fine, really
**[06:51] Bomi**
* It's reassuring to know*
* he's looking out for me.*
**[06:55] Bomi**
Oh, sorry—
***SIGN*** Ssireum NewTuber
Mangi Hwang
Channel subscribers: 2 (Lost 5)
**[07:03] Mangi**
So cute.
**[07:09] Bomi**
What do you want?
**[07:12] Mangi**
Don't worry.
**[07:15] Mangi**
The two of us are all alone right now.
**[07:20] Munseong**
Is this him?
**[07:21] Mangi**
Is this the guy who's been stalking you?
**[07:29] Mangi**
Get lost.
**[07:30] Bomi**
Munseong!
**[07:36] Munseong**
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
"Get the opponent worked up."
**[07:44] Mangi**
What's this? Are you a Viral Hit rip-off?
**[07:49] Munseong**
A rip-off? Me?
**[07:53] Munseong**
Find out for yourself.
**[07:55] Munseong**
How to Fight: "How to beat
a Ssireum wrestler as a pro fighter."
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[08:11] Snapper**
* Champion in middleweight,*
* light heavyweight, and heavyweight classes.*
**[08:16] Snapper**
*The Smiling King of the Ring: Logan Gracie!*
**[08:20] Snapper**
* By sheer coincidence, he discovered*
* a kid with unmatched talent.*
**[08:25] Snapper**
* The super rookie of the*
* MMA world: Munseong Kim.*
**[08:32] Munseong**
Tap out.
**[08:36] Snapper**
* But even for him,*
* this monstrous power was a first.*
**[08:41] Mangi**
Screw you!
**[08:48] Munseong**
How interesting.
**[08:50] Munseong**
It's like fighting a boar.
**[08:55] Munseong**
In that case, I'll treat this
like a brawl instead of a fight.
**[09:04] Mangi**
All hunks must die!
**[09:07] Bomi**
Ouch.
**[09:09] Hobin**
Hey!
**[09:12] Hobin**
Hey!
**[09:14] Hobin**
Hey, you!
**[09:18] Snapper**
* When Hobin saw Bomi trip,*
* he leaped at Mangi in a blind rage.*
***SIGN*** It's dangerous to go home by yourself so late at night
***SIGN*** You said you felt like someone
was stalking you lately, right?
***SIGN*** I'm close to your house right now
***SIGN*** I'll walk you home
***SIGN*** I'm fine, really
***SIGN*** I'm almost there
***SIGN*** I'm at the corner
***SIGN*** Why aren't you replying?
**[09:24] Bomi**
*"I'm fine, really."*
**[09:27] Hobin**
*"I'm almost there."*
**[09:28] Hobin**
*"I'm at the corner."*
**[09:31] Hobin**
*"Why aren't you replying?"*
**[09:33] Hobin**
Why aren't you replying?!
**[09:35] Hobin**
Why aren't you replying?!?
**[09:39] Mangi**
What's this?
**[09:42] Mangi**
Cotton candy?
**[09:47] Hobin**
*I couldn't even scream.*
**[09:50] Snapper**
* National Intangible Cultural Heritage*
* of South Korea, No. 131:*
***SIGN*** Traditional
martial
art
***SIGN*** Korean
Wrestling
***SIGN*** Ssireum
**[09:54] Snapper**
* the traditional martial art,*
* Ssireum: Korean Wrestling.*
**[09:58] Snapper**
* A sport that involves grabbing*
* each other’s belts in a contest of strength.*
**[10:02] Snapper**
* At the incredibly young age of 17,*
* he reached the apex of the sport.*
**[10:08] Snapper**
*Cheonhajangsa, Mangi Hwang.*
***SIGN*** Cheonhajangsa
Mangi Hwang
***SIGN*** ° Cheonhajangsa = Ssireum Champion
**[10:11] Snapper**
* But there's one thing he loves*
* even more than Ssireum.*
**[10:16] Skirt-Wearing Girl**
Eek!
**[10:18] Snapper**
*Girls!*
**[10:20] Mangi**
So cute.
**[10:22] Skirt-Wearing Girl**
No! Help!
**[10:26] Mangi**
Caught you.
**[10:29] Skirt-Wearing Girl**
This guy's crazy!
**[10:32] Snapper**
* And there's one thing*
* he hates more than anything.*
**[10:36] Scary Man A**
Hey, you.
**[10:37] Scary Man A**
Did you just try to grope my girlfriend?
**[10:40] Snapper**
*Men!*
**[10:42] Snapper**
*He really hates cool men.*
**[10:50] Mangi**
* I hate all of you for being able to do*
* all of that romance stuff that I can't.*
**[10:56] Snapper**
*Cheonhajangsa, Mangi Hwang.*
**[11:01] Snapper**
He's a monster that's just
all brawn from head to toe.
**[11:05] Snapper**
Some people seriously think he's a cyborg.
**[11:08] Snapper**
He works part-time at the market.
**[11:11] Snapper**
You got beat by a monster,
so don't blame yourself.
**[11:14] Snapper**
Come out of there already.
**[11:17] Hobin**
In front of Bomi again...
**[11:20] Gaeul**
Boss.
**[11:22] Snapper**
I'm opening it.
**[11:24] Snapper**
You were lucky Munseong was there, you know.
**[11:27] Snapper**
If the police hadn't shown up when they did,
it would've ended badly.
**[11:30] Hobin**
Again... Again in front of Bomi...
**[11:34] Snapper**
It's all "Bomi this, Bomi that" with you.
**[11:37] Snapper**
So what if you got hit in front of Bomi?
**[11:40] Snapper**
Like, what are you gonna do?
Fight him like you did Pakgo?
**[11:45] Snapper**
* The law of fear: once you've experienced*
* strong fear, smaller fears don't register.*
**[11:51] Snapper**
*The Comedy Crew were obviously tiny fears.*
**[11:56] Snapper**
* But what he'd felt in that moment was fear*
* bigger than anything he'd felt before.*
**[12:01] Hobin**
No. I don't think I can.
**[12:05] Snapper**
That's good.
**[12:07] Snapper**
Once Mangi Hwang sets
his sights on you, it's over.
**[12:12] Snapper**
Taehun went easy on you
because you're cute.
**[12:16] Snapper**
Besides, do you *really* think
a human can fight a boar?
**[12:21] Snapper**
If you see a wild animal,
the correct response is to call the cops.
**[12:27] Snapper**
Our viewers don't know about it, so let's keep
your run-in with Mangi Hwang a secret—
**[12:32] Gaeul**
What in tarnation is *this?*
**[12:34] Snapper**
What's wrong?
**[12:35] Gaeul**
Mangi Hwang got the upper hand on us!
***SIGN*** I beat Viral Hit!
**[12:39] Snapper**
That lump! When did he film that?!
***SIGN*** What? He fought without streaming it?
**[12:43] Snapper**
So many comments, too!
***SIGN*** Why didn't he stream it?
***SIGN*** Because he lost?
***SIGN*** Seriously? lol. What a letdown lol
**[12:45] Snapper**
The viewers are making stuff up
and wrecking our image!
***SIGN*** Explain yourself
***SIGN*** Explain yourself
**[12:50] Snapper**
Damn. I wanted to keep this
a secret and let it blow over.
**[12:54] Snapper**
Thanks to those viewers,
it's becoming a big deal.
**[12:58] Snapper**
It's almost like they want us to
challenge him to a revenge match.
**[13:02] Gaeul**
What should we do?
**[13:03] Gaeul**
Does this mean our boss
has to fight that monster?
**[13:09] Gaeul**
The viewers in the chat are
demanding a rematch.
**[13:14] Gaeul**
"Are you going to fight Mangi Hwang again?"
**[13:17] Gaeul**
Don't worry! I'll delete
the malicious comments!
**[13:23] Gaeul**
But, Hobin, you're not really thinking
about fighting Mangi Hwang again, are you?
**[13:30] Snapper**
No. This time, you can't.
**[13:33] Snapper**
I won't let you. If you want to continue
NewTubing, you have to survive.
**[13:40] Snapper**
This time, you really will die.
**[13:43] Snapper**
Hobin, trust me and me alone.
**[13:46] Snapper**
I'll explain our way out of this one.
**[13:51] Hobin**
Right.
**[13:54] Hobin**
*What's this heavy feeling in my chest?*
**[13:59] Hobin**
*Snapper started an explainer livestream.*
**[14:02] Snapper**
Hello to all our viewers!
**[14:05] Snapper**
Viral Hit's camera guy, Snapper, here.
**[14:08] Snapper**
That fight with the Ssireum
NewTuber was a total accident.
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
**[14:13] Snapper**
It wasn't planned to be part
of our actual video content.
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** There's no need to be so apologetic,
***SIGN*** is there?
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** There's no need to be so apologetic,
***SIGN*** is there?
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** There's no need to be so apologetic,
***SIGN*** is there?
***SIGN*** It's not easy being Snapper
***SIGN*** Oh, so there wasn't a fight
***SIGN*** Oh
***SIGN*** There's no need to be so apologetic,
***SIGN*** is there?
***SIGN*** It's not easy being Snapper
**[14:17] Hobin**
* Public sentiment began*
* to tilt in our favor.*
**[14:19] Hobin**
* Thanks to him, I was able to*
* back out of fighting Mangi Hwang.*
**[14:25] Hobin**
*But why does this feel so uncomfortable?*
**[14:29] Hobin**
*I should be glad I don't have to fight.*
**[14:32] Hobin**
*Is it because of Bomi?*
***SIGN*** I just want to be clear. Please don't fight
**[14:34] Bomi**
*"I just want to be clear. Please don't fight."*
***SIGN*** I'm more scared of you getting hit
**[14:39] Bomi**
*"I'm more scared of you getting hit."*
**[14:43] Hobin**
*If I don't take him on, what'll happen to Bomi?*
**[14:46] Hobin**
*Mangi Hwang will continue to harass her.*
**[14:49] Hobin**
* No. I'm more uncomfortable that*
* I'm more scared than Bomi is.*
**[14:56] Hobin**
I guess I'll watch some NewTubu.
**[14:58] Hobin**
I should get a proper phone stand.
***SIGN*** 100k yen
***SIGN*** 100k yen
***SIGN*** if she can finish it?!
***SIGN*** if she can finish it?!
***SIGN*** Giant Super Spicy Ramen
***SIGN*** Giant Super Spicy Ramen
***SIGN*** Challenge!
**[15:01] Woman**
*Wow, it's huge! I wonder if I can finish this.*
**[15:04] Woman**
*Thanks for the food.*
**[15:09] Woman**
*Too spicy!*
***SIGN*** 100k yen
***SIGN*** 100k yen
***SIGN*** if she can finish it?!
***SIGN*** if she can finish it?!
***SIGN*** Giant Super Spicy Ramen
***SIGN*** Giant Super Spicy Ramen
***SIGN*** Challenge!
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***SIGN*** How to Fignt
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**[15:11] Samdak**
* "How to defeat a Ssireum*
* wrestler as a regular person!"*
**[15:16] Hobin**
*It exists!*
**[15:17] Samdak**
*This time, there really is no way.*
**[15:19] Hobin**
Huh?
**[15:21] Hobin**
*It doesn't exist.*
**[15:22] Samdak**
* There is no way for a beginner*
* with no skill to defeat a grappler.*
***SIGN*** ° Grappler: A type of martial artist who
mainly focuses on grappling techniques
**[15:28] Hobin**
Huh?
**[15:28] Samdak**
* Now, you might be asking,*
* why did I bother making this video, then?*
**[15:32] Samdak**
* A beginner can "accidentally"*
* beat a striker with a choke.*
***SIGN*** ° Striker: A type of martial artist who
mainly focuses on striking techniques
**[15:35] Samdak**
* But a beginner cannot beat a grappler.*
* This video is for sending that message.*
**[15:40] Samdak**
* However, that doesn't mean strikers are*
* categorically weaker than grapplers.*
**[15:46] Hobin**
* On Samdak's channel, there were no videos*
* on how to beat a grappler as an amateur.*
**[15:52] Hobin**
If that had been a serious fight,
I guess I could've gotten seriously hurt.
**[15:58] Hobin**
*But it's weird.*
**[16:00] Hobin**
* I was really scared,*
* but I couldn't stop myself.*
**[16:04] Hobin**
*That emotion...*
**[16:11] Hobin**
* I have a heavy feeling in my heart,*
* as if a clump of emotion got stuck there.*
**[16:16] Hobin**
*I thought it was all because of Bomi.*
**[16:19] Hobin**
*Why does my chest feel so tight?*
**[16:25] Hobin**
*I've got it.*
**[16:28] Hobin**
*I understand why.*
***SIGN*** The only ally I have in this world
**[16:33] Snapper**
Huh? Hobin?
***SIGN*** The only ally I have in this world
**[16:36] Snapper**
Did you see my explainer video?
**[16:37] Woman**
Hey! He's talking on the phone
while driving! That's illegal!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** ° Never do this!
**[16:41] Snapper**
See how everyone got on our side?
**[16:44] Snapper**
That's called controlling the narrative.
**[16:48] Snapper**
*By the way, I'm headed over to see you.*
**[16:51] Snapper**
* Well, anyway, that whole*
* Mangi Hwang thing is done now.*
**[16:55] Snapper**
*Next time, find someone less impossible—*
**[16:57] Hobin**
Snapper!
**[16:59] Hobin**
I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
**[17:02] Snapper**
What are you talking about?
I just got everything under control!
**[17:03] Woman**
You on the scooter! Stop!
**[17:06] Hobin**
Who cares?!
**[17:11] Hobin**
*Mom, I figured out why my heart was so heavy.*
**[17:16] Hobin**
* There's a hormone humans emit*
* when experiencing extreme fear.*
**[17:22] Hobin**
* It's called adrenaline,*
* and they say it makes you super excited.*
**[17:27] Hobin**
*Some people even become addicted to it.*
**[17:29] Hobin**
*Funny, right? Addicted to fighting!*
**[17:33] Hobin**
*That's exactly what I am right now!*
**[17:35] Hobin**
*When all's said and done,*
**[17:38] Hobin**
*I just want to fight!*
**[17:41] Hobin**
Hey, Mangi Hwang!
**[17:45] Hobin**
Are you waiting in line
to get processed?
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Is he really gonna do this?
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Is he really gonna do this?
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Is he really gonna do this?
***SIGN*** Is he gonna be okay? He's...
***SIGN*** The way I see it...
***SIGN*** Wait, really?
***SIGN*** Is he really gonna do this?
***SIGN*** Is he gonna be okay? He's...
***SIGN*** The way I see it...
**[17:48] Hobin**
*I know this won't go down
like a regular fight, either.*
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
***SIGN*** He might not feel pain, but he can still die
***SIGN*** Lololol
***SIGN*** He's not calm right now lolol
***SIGN*** Well, adrenaline dulls pain, yeah lol
***SIGN*** He might not feel pain, but he can still die
***SIGN*** Lololol
**[17:54] Mangi**
Viral Hit?
**[17:56] Hobin**
Hey Mangi! Man-mangi!
**[18:00] Hobin**
Mangi Mangi Man-man-mangi!
**[18:04] Hobin**
Yo!
**[18:05] Hobin**
*But I'll still fight.*
**[18:09] Hobin**
How to Fight, Lesson 1:
"Get the opponent worked up."
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** What if Mangi likes it? Heh
***SIGN*** More groping lol
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** What if Mangi likes it? Heh
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** What if Mangi likes it? Heh
***SIGN*** Lawl no way he likes it
***SIGN*** Why are they always groping him? Lolol
***SIGN*** What if Mangi likes it? Heh
***SIGN*** Lawl no way he likes it
**[18:13] Hobin**
*Because fighting's fun!*
**[18:18] Mangi**
*Why does everyone always grope me?*
***SIGN*** How to Fight
Lesson 4
**[18:22] Hobin**
*"How to Fight, Lesson 4."*
**[18:25] Samdak**
* As a regular person,*
* when facing off against a grappler...*
**[18:30] Samdak**
*Remember this. This is just the first step.*
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
**[18:34] Hobin**
"How to beat a Ssireum wrestler
in a fight as an amateur."
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** Yeehaw! Viral Hit!!!!!!
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
***SIGN*** What new move has he prepared this time?
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
***SIGN*** Again, adrenaline doesn't stop you dying
***SIGN*** There's a huge weight difference this time
***SIGN*** But he's got adrenaline on his side lol
***SIGN*** Again, adrenaline doesn't stop you dying
***SIGN*** TA
***SIGN*** EK
***SIGN*** WO
***SIGN*** ND
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** DO
***SIGN*** JO
**[18:42] Snapper**
*Hobin, how stupid are you?*
**[18:46] Snapper**
Hey, everyone. This is Viral Hit.
**[18:49] Taehun**
So your opponent's a Ssireum wrestler.
**[18:53] Taehun**
I don't think you stand a chance
this time, though, Hobin Yu.
**[18:59] Taehun**
But, well...
**[19:01] Taehun**
You do have the same look in your eye...
**[19:04] Taehun**
as when you came to see me.
**[19:07] (Flashback) Taehun**
What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
**[19:16] (Flashback) Hobin**
Teach me.
**[19:17] (Flashback) Taehun**
Teach you what?
**[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin**
A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
Taekwondo's fanciest move:
**[19:25] (Flashback) Hobin**
the back kick.
**[19:26] (Flashback) Taehun**
Oh, so you want me
to teach you the back kick.
**[19:31] (Flashback) Taehun**
But don't you remember what I said?
**[19:34] (Flashback) Taehun**
I told you I'd kill you
the next time I saw you.
**[19:40] (Flashback) Taehun**
Or were you planning to make
your next video your funeral?
**[19:46] Hobin**
*He hit my backpack, yet it hurts so much.*
***SIGN*** High School
Mathematics
***SIGN*** High School
Mathematics
**[19:55] (Flashback) Taehun**
Textbooks? No wonder you didn't die.
***SIGN*** High School
Mathematics
***SIGN*** High School
Mathematics
***SIGN*** High School
Mathematics
**[20:00] Hobin**
*That was nothing like the kick back then.*
**[20:03] Hobin**
*He seriously did go easy on me last time.*
**[20:06] (Flashback) Taehun**
Tell Snapper to come out already.
Then I'll let you live.
**[20:12] Hobin**
*I can't breathe. I can't say anything.*
**[20:16] (Flashback) Hobin**
This isn't content. Snapper isn't here.
**[20:20] (Flashback) Hobin**
I *have* to learn it.
**[20:23] (Flashback) Taehun**
But why?
**[20:27] Hobin**
*I can't go home empty-handed!*
**[20:31] (Flashback) Hobin**
Because... Because...
**[20:35] (Flashback) Hobin**
Taekwondo's the strongest!
**[20:42] (Flashback) Hobin**
Of all of the beatings I've taken up to now,
taekwondo was the strongest!
**[20:47] (Flashback) Hobin**
So please teach me!
**[20:58] Snapper**
Did you learn a new move beforehand,
like the previous times?
**[21:02] Mangi**
Wow, you run backwards really fast.
**[21:05] Taehun**
You're cute. Like a doll.
**[21:07] Hobin**
* I'm scared. It's like he's gonna*
* eat me at any moment.*
**[21:11] Snapper**
*This really is no good.*
**[21:12] Taehun**
Call me Master.
**[21:14] Hobin**
*Is this a new form of bullying by being nice?*
**[21:16] Snapper**
This should make up for
letting Mangi get the first hit in.
**[21:23] Hobin**
*I'm losing.*
# E12 - Joy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU47PM5/joy)
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***SIGN*** New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
**[00:06] Snapper**
* For the first time ever, he was fighting*
* on his own without relying on a video.*
**[00:11] Hobin**
*I've grown, and I didn't even notice.*
**[00:14] Snapper & Gaeul**
End of livestream!
**[00:17] Mangi**
So cute.
**[00:18] Munseong**
It's like fighting a boar.
**[00:20] Snapper**
He's a monster that's just
all brawn from head to toe.
**[00:24] Hobin**
I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
**[00:27] Taehun**
Or were you planning to make
your next video your funeral?
**[00:30] Hobin**
Because... Taekwondo's the strongest!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[02:06] Hobin**
Man-man-man-mangi!
**[02:08] Hobin**
So huge!
**[02:10] Hobin**
Mangi Hwang.
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Oh right
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Oh right
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Oh right
***SIGN*** Thought he meant something else lololol
***SIGN*** Ohhh heightwise lol
***SIGN*** Oh right
***SIGN*** Thought he meant something else lololol
**[02:13] Snapper**
That idiot!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Joy
**[02:14] Snapper**
I tried so hard to stop him!
Does he even have a plan?
**[02:19] Snapper**
*Or does he have a trick up his sleeve again?*
**[02:23] Snapper**
* Has he picked up a new technique,*
* like all the previous times?*
**[02:34] Hobin**
Calf kick!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** Nice!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** Nice!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** Nice!
***SIGN*** Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
***SIGN*** There it is! The calf kick!
***SIGN*** Nice!
***SIGN*** Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
**[02:39] Hobin**
* Here come that emotion I get*
* while fighting! That hormone!*
**[02:44] Hobin**
*Adrenaline!*
**[02:46] Hobin**
*Got him!*
**[02:48] Snapper**
Nice, Hobin!
Solid hit with that calf kick!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Adrenaline sure is effective
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Adrenaline sure is effective
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[02:56] Mangi**
Didn't do nothing.
**[02:59] Hobin**
*And that's when...*
**[03:00] Hobin**
Calf kick!
**[03:02] Hobin**
Calf kick! Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
**[03:05] Hobin**
Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
**[03:06] Hobin**
*...I started regretting everything
I'd felt up to that point.*
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
***SIGN*** Calf kick!
**[03:09] Hobin**
Calf kick! Calf kick!
**[03:12] Hobin**
*What's going on? How can he be so calm?*
**[03:12] Hobin**
Calf kick! Calf kick!
**[03:17] Samdak**
* Ssireum, the traditional*
* martial art of Korea.*
**[03:21] Samdak**
* A sport where contestants strive*
* to remain standing inside a ring of sand.*
**[03:27] Hobin**
* This strange sensation*
* I get when my kicks land...*
**[03:31] Hobin**
* It's like kicking a one-ton truck*
* instead of a human.*
**[03:36] Mangi**
What kick did you call that?
**[03:38] Samdak**
* They are monsters who even*
* train their toes to remain standing.*
**[03:44] Samdak**
* If you encounter one,*
* my advice to you is this:*
**[03:50] Samdak**
*Run away!*
***SIGN*** Huh? He's running backwards lol
***SIGN*** Huh? He's running backwards lol
**[03:53] Hobin**
*I'm such an idiot!
A complete buffoon!*
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
**[03:56] Hobin**
*Emotions? Adrenaline?
All worthless!*
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
***SIGN*** Look how fast he is lmao
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
***SIGN*** Look how fast he is lmao
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
***SIGN*** Look how fast he is lmao
***SIGN*** He must have practiced that lol
***SIGN*** Every single time lolol
***SIGN*** Now he's running away backwards lol
***SIGN*** Look how fast he is lmao
***SIGN*** He must have practiced that lol
**[03:59] Hobin**
* How come my legs hurt more*
* from actually kicking him?*
**[04:02] Hobin**
*Fighting is fun?*
**[04:04] Hobin**
*Maybe when you're evenly matched, sure!*
**[04:08] Mangi**
Wow, you're pretty fast, even
though you're running backwards.
**[04:12] Hobin**
*This is just a fight for survival now!*
**[04:15] Snapper**
Hobin sure has gotten stronger.
**[04:18] Snapper**
By running backwards, he can flee
while keeping an eye on his opponent.
**[04:23] Snapper**
That said, I've grown, too,
seeing how I'm noticing that.
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
**[04:27] Snapper**
Listen up, everyone.
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
**[04:30] Snapper**
Hobin's game plan
is already in motion.
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** I like that about you, Snapper lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** Snapper does have a point tho
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** You call this a plan?!
***SIGN*** Stop taking him seriously lol
***SIGN*** You call this a plan?!
**[04:33] Snapper**
Remember his fight
against the Comedy Crew?
**[04:36] Snapper**
Yup, Hobin Yu's hit-and-run tactics!
**[04:39] Snapper**
A Ssireum wrestler is still a human being!
**[04:42] Snapper**
There's no way he won't feel
those calf kicks when running!
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** Ah
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** Ah
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** Ah
***SIGN*** Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
***SIGN*** I see
***SIGN*** Ah
***SIGN*** Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
***SIGN*** Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
***SIGN*** Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
***SIGN*** Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
**[04:47] Gaeul**
*"Sheesh, talk about amateurs!"*
***SIGN*** Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
***SIGN*** Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
***SIGN*** Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
***SIGN*** Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
***SIGN*** What nonsense are you spouting?
**[04:50] Gaeul**
* "Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?*
* What nonsense are you spouting?"*
***SIGN*** You idiots don't even know
***SIGN*** You idiots don't even know
***SIGN*** You idiots don't even know
***SIGN*** You idiots don't even know
***SIGN*** what Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!
**[04:55] Gaeul**
* "You idiots don't even know what*
* Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!"*
**[05:05] Mangi**
*I'm a fast runner, too.*
**[05:07] Mangi**
*I run 30 km every day.*
**[05:10] Gaeul**
* "Their basic training is running*
* at full speed on sand!"*
***SIGN*** Their basic training is running
***SIGN*** Their basic training is running
***SIGN*** Their basic training is running
***SIGN*** Their basic training is running
***SIGN*** at full speed on sand!
**[05:16] Hobin**
*I knew that.*
**[05:17] Samdak**
*Running away from them is impossible.*
**[05:21] Samdak**
* Their basic training involves*
* running at full speed across sand.*
**[05:25] Samdak**
*So let me teach you something.*
**[05:27] Samdak**
* Every animal, humans included,*
* is at its most vulnerable when running.*
**[05:33] Hobin**
*Samdak taught me that.*
**[05:38] Mangi**
Gotcha.
**[05:40] Hobin**
*But how?*
**[05:42] Mangi**
So light.
**[05:43] Mangi**
* He came at me with such speed,*
* yet he's taken zero damage?*
**[05:48] Mangi**
I remember now. You're cotton candy.
**[05:52] Hobin**
*What* is *his body made of?*
**[05:54] Samdak**
* An unskilled beginner has*
* no chance of beating a grappler!*
**[06:00] Hobin**
*I can't beat him without skills.*
**[06:03] Hobin**
*So if I have a skill, I can beat him!*
**[06:06] Hobin**
*And I do have one!*
**[06:08] Hobin**
*Baseball choke!*
**[06:10] Mangi**
Hey. Don't touch my head.
**[06:13] Hobin**
*His neck is too thick.*
**[06:16] Samdak**
* The baseball choke applies pressure to the*
* carotid artery using the opponent's clothing.*
**[06:22] Hobin**
* His neck's so thick and short,*
* I can't get my hands in there!*
**[06:25] Hobin**
*It looks even shorter seen from below.*
**[06:28] Hobin**
* The calf kick, the punch, the choke...*
* Nothing works.*
**[06:32] Hobin**
* So there really is no way for*
* a regular person to beat a grappler?*
**[06:35] Mangi**
I have to punish you for touching my head.
**[06:40] Hobin**
*Why the head?*
**[06:42] Hobin**
*Is it a grappler's weakness or something?*
**[06:45] Hobin**
*One even Samdak doesn't know about?*
**[06:50] Samdak**
*Ssireum, Korean wrestling.*
**[06:52] Samdak**
* The sport where wrestlers attempt*
* to throw each other in a ring of sand.*
**[06:58] Samdak**
* But outside of the sand ring, a grappler will*
* throw their opponent onto asphalt instead.*
**[07:03] Samdak**
*The flashiest Ssireum move: the front suplex!*
**[07:08] Snapper**
Hobin!
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** Whoa...
**[07:10] Hobin**
*This is nothing like
the fight with Pakgo.*
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** This is seriously bad
***SIGN*** Whoa...
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** This is seriously bad
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** This is seriously bad
***SIGN*** Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
***SIGN*** What did I just hear?
***SIGN*** I think something shattered
***SIGN*** This is seriously bad
***SIGN*** Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
**[07:13] Hobin**
*An opponent I have
no hope of beating.*
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** So what now?
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** So what now?
**[07:15] Hobin**
*I don't even feel frustrated.*
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** So what now?
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this monster!
***SIGN*** Should we maybe call an ambulance?
***SIGN*** His eyes have rolled back
***SIGN*** So what now?
***SIGN*** There's no way to beat this monster!
**[07:18] Snapper**
Hey, Hobin!
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
**[07:20] Hobin**
*There's no way a regular person
can defeat a Ssireum wrestler.*
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** What did you do to our Hobin?!
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** What did you do to our Hobin?!
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** What did you do to our Hobin?!
***SIGN*** Please stand up!
***SIGN*** Hey, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** What did you do to our Hobin?!
***SIGN*** Please stand up!
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
***SIGN*** Will the next vid be a funeral?
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
***SIGN*** Will the next vid be a funeral?
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
**[07:26] Mangi**
Hm?
***SIGN*** Will the next vid be a funeral?
***SIGN*** What do you mean, "Hmm?"
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
***SIGN*** Will the next vid be a funeral?
***SIGN*** What do you mean, "Hmm?"
***SIGN*** You almost killed someone!
**[07:27] Snapper**
This is why I tried to stop you.
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[07:33] Snapper**
Why did you take him on?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
**[07:36] Snapper**
"Look"?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** I'm too scared to look now
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** I'm too scared to look now
***SIGN*** Hey! What's that?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** I'm too scared to look now
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
***SIGN*** Snapper! Look!
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** I'm too scared to look now
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
***SIGN*** He ripped out Hobin's spine!
***SIGN*** He ripped out Hobin's spine!
**[07:43] Snapper**
What *is* that?!
**[07:45] Snapper**
Hobin?!
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
***SIGN*** Guys, look closer
***SIGN*** It's a horror movie now lolol
***SIGN*** Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
***SIGN*** Guys, look closer
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
**[07:52] Mangi**
What's this?
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
***SIGN*** Oh, like for motorcyclists
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
***SIGN*** Oh, like for motorcyclists
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
***SIGN*** Oh, like for motorcyclists
***SIGN*** So he was wearing one this whole time?
***SIGN*** It's a spine protector!
***SIGN*** Oh, like for motorcyclists
***SIGN*** So he was wearing one this whole time?
***SIGN*** He came prepared!
***SIGN*** He came prepared!
**[07:58] Snapper**
You've done well!
You can stop now!
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He'll die for real this time!
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He'll die for real this time!
**[08:00] Snapper**
You don't have
your protector anymore!
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He'll die for real this time!
***SIGN*** I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
***SIGN*** Stop him already
***SIGN*** He'll die for real this time!
***SIGN*** I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
**[08:03] Snapper**
You can't beat him! You're an amateur!
**[08:07] Hobin**
Strikers are not...
**[08:09] Hobin**
inherently weaker than grapplers.
**[08:16] Taehun**
Right.
**[08:17] Taehun**
There's no way we're weaker.
**[08:21] Taehun**
You included.
**[08:24] Taehun**
You do have the same look in your eye...
**[08:27] (Flashback) Taehun**
What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
**[08:32] Taehun**
...as when you came to see me.
**[08:36] (Flashback) Hobin**
Teach me.
**[08:37] (Flashback) Taehun**
Teach you what?
**[08:39] (Flashback) Hobin**
A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
Taekwondo's fanciest move.
**[08:46] Hobin**
A clean hit is a surefire knockout!
**[08:50] Hobin**
*Taekwondo's fanciest move!*
**[08:54] (Flashback) Hobin**
Running backwards is training?
**[08:57] (Flashback) Hobin**
Is this a real training method?
**[09:04] Hobin**
Back kick!
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
**[09:22] (Flashback) Taehun**
You've gotta be kidding!
**[09:24] (Flashback) Taehun**
What are you doing?! This is a dojo!
**[09:27] (Flashback) Taehun**
This place is for practicing taekwondo!
**[09:30] (Flashback) Taehun**
Why are there kids
doing their homework here?
**[09:34] (Flashback) Taehun**
Stop just staring at me! Get out!
**[09:38] (Flashback) Taehun's Father**
Taehun. You must know...
**[09:42] (Flashback) Taehun's Father**
With how popular MMA is,
nobody wants to learn taekwondo.
***SIGN*** Multiplication Table
**[09:48] (Flashback) Taehun's Father**
It's hard to make a living
from taekwondo alone.
**[09:52] (Flashback) Taehun's Father**
The future of taekwondo is...
**[09:55] (Flashback) Taehun**
You said you'd try.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Taehun**
You said if I came first in the next
tournament, you'd give it your all, too.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Taehun**
But you're making excuses again.
**[10:08] (Flashback) Taehun**
Taekwondo's worthless in a real fight,
so it has no future?
**[10:12] (Flashback) Taehun**
Just you watch. I'll overwhelm
MMA fighters with taekwondo.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Taehun**
Because taekwondo is the
strongest. You got that?
**[10:29] (Flashback) Taehun**
How cute. You look just like a doll.
**[10:33] (Flashback) Taehun**
That's my uniform from when I was in
grade school, but it fits you perfectly.
**[10:38] (Flashback) Taehun**
From now on, wear that to the dojo.
**[10:41] Hobin**
* I'm scared. It feels like*
* he might eat me at any moment.*
**[10:49] (Flashback) Hobin**
Taehun, why did you, um...
**[10:52] (Flashback) Taehun**
Call me "master."
**[10:56] Hobin**
*What did I do?*
**[10:59] Hobin**
* Or is this some new form of bullying*
* where he pretends to be nice to me?*
**[11:02] (Flashback) Hobin**
Um, master, I asked you
to teach me the back kick.
**[11:07] (Flashback) Hobin**
So why am I running backwards?
**[11:10] (Flashback) Taehun**
Running backwards? You don't get it, do you?
**[11:15] (Flashback) Taehun**
This is the training
method for the back kick.
**[11:18] Hobin**
* I didn't do anything.*
* I just said taekwondo is the strongest.*
**[11:23] (Flashback) Taehun**
Aim for the opponent's solar plexus.
**[11:34] Hobin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
**[11:35] Hobin**
*That doesn't feel right.*
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
***SIGN*** Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
***SIGN*** Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
***SIGN*** Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun!
***SIGN*** Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
***SIGN*** That's a back kick!
***SIGN*** Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
***SIGN*** Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
**[11:38] Hobin**
*Does the solar plexus feel this heavy?*
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[11:42] Hobin**
Oh, uh, sorry.
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[11:45] Snapper**
That's totally out of order.
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
***SIGN*** Apology incoming
***SIGN*** Low blow, man lolol
***SIGN*** I'm unsubscribing
***SIGN*** Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
***SIGN*** Apology incoming
**[11:48] Snapper**
Though a win's a win, right?
**[11:52] Snapper**
Kicking someone in the crotch
in a street fight is fine, right?
***SIGN*** Re-match versus Mangi Hwang, Ssireum champ!
***SIGN*** 28k watching
***SIGN*** Viral Hit
***SIGN*** 214k subscribers
**[11:56] Snapper**
Aw, yeah! We've got almost 30,000 viewers!
**[11:59] Snapper**
Now I'm sure he has the upper hand!
**[12:09] Hobin**
*Impossible! Even a back kick
to the crotch has no effect?!*
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Ssireum's just too strong lolol
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Ssireum's just too strong lolol
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Ssireum's just too strong lolol
***SIGN*** Now it really is over
***SIGN*** No way
***SIGN*** Ssireum's just too strong lolol
***SIGN*** Now it really is over
**[12:14] Snapper**
*This is bad, Hobin!
We're cornered!*
***SIGN*** Tombstone
***SIGN*** Tombstone
**[12:17] Snapper**
*If you lose now, it's over!*
***SIGN*** Tombstone
***SIGN*** Not even wearing a protector this time
***SIGN*** Tombstone
***SIGN*** Not even wearing a protector this time
***SIGN*** Tombstone
***SIGN*** Not even wearing a protector this time
***SIGN*** Thoughts and prayers
***SIGN*** Tombstone
***SIGN*** Not even wearing a protector this time
***SIGN*** Thoughts and prayers
**[12:20] Snapper**
*Tens of thousands
of people are watching!*
**[12:23] Mangi**
Front suplex!
**[12:26] Hobin**
*I'm going to lose!*
**[12:28] Hobin**
*If I hit the ground now, it's over.*
**[12:30] Hobin**
*I have to grab something! Anything!*
**[12:32] Hobin**
*Grab anything!*
**[12:41] Hobin**
* A Viral Hit livestream gets*
* approximately 30,000 viewers.*
**[12:45] Hobin**
*Dozens of comments pour in every second.*
**[12:49] Hobin**
* But today, for the first time*
* during a Viral Hit livestream,*
**[12:54] Hobin**
* the chat comments stopped*
* completely for a brief moment.*
**[13:16] Hobin**
Want some?
**[13:18] Mangi**
No.
**[13:22] Hobin**
I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come up with
a cure in a few years. Don't give up.
**[13:29] Mangi**
Yeah.
**[13:31] Mangi**
I heard that guys who
do sports get all the girls,
**[13:34] Mangi**
so I worked hard and climbed
all the way up to Cheonhajangsa.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Photographer**
Okay, Mr. Cheonhajangsa,
please take a few steps back.
**[13:41] Mangi**
But the popular guys were good-looking
Geumgangjangsas and Taebaegjangsas.
***SIGN*** ° The weight classes below Cheonhajangsa
are called Geumgang and Taebaeg
**[13:48] Mangi**
Everyone said I was fat and scary.
**[13:52] Mangi**
I have to get a girlfriend fast
before it goes completely.
**[13:56] Mangi**
But I keep getting impatient.
**[13:58] Hobin**
What's that you're munching on?
**[14:00] Mangi**
Hair growth supplements.
**[14:02] Hobin**
So all this time,
it was all a misunderstanding?
**[14:06] Hobin**
You challenged Munseong to a fight, right?
**[14:08] Mangi**
That was because he was following Bomi around.
I thought he was stalking her.
**[14:13] Mangi**
I just wanted to help her.
**[14:16] Snapper**
Well, I understand your impatience,
but there must have been another way.
**[14:20] Hobin**
Yeah. Don't you realize how scared Bomi was?
**[14:24] Mangi**
No! There's no other way!
**[14:26] Mangi**
Genius Smooth Talker, Lesson 3:
"Girls like powerful guys!"
**[14:31] Mangi**
Do you even *know*
how awesome this teacher is?
***SIGN*** Genius pickup artist
***SIGN*** Shh! You can do
romance, too
***SIGN*** Pickup techniques
taught by a pro
**[14:35] Mangi**
He's dated 10,000 girls!
**[14:38] Mangi**
I even took lessons using the money
I made as Cheonhajangsa!
**[14:42] Hobin**
I see.
**[14:44] Hobin**
* Snapper and I could tell right away*
* that Mangi Hwang wasn't a bad guy.*
**[14:50] Mangi**
Viral Hit...
**[14:53] Mangi**
Do you think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
**[14:58] Hobin**
Of *course* you will!
**[14:59] Hobin**
*That he's a man worth crying over!*
**[15:02] Mangi**
The reason I started NewTubing was
to become famous so I could get a girl.
**[15:13] Hobin**
* I don't know why,*
* but I feel tears pouring out.*
**[15:33] Mangi**
It's over.
**[15:35] Mangi**
Nobody could love someone like me.
**[15:40] Mangi**
I'll quit NewTubu, too.
**[15:43] Mangi**
Sorry for everything, Viral Hit.
**[15:49] Hobin**
Hey, Mangi Hwang!
**[15:52] Hobin**
Don't you see the passionate support
you're getting from the viewers?!
**[15:58] Hobin**
Don't give up! You *can* achieve
your dream of getting a girlfriend!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Don't give up!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Don't give up
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe to his channel now
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe to his channel now
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** I'll subscribe, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** We have so much in common lol
***SIGN*** I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Don't give up for my sake, too!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I haven't given up! What about you?
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** Yeah, don't give up!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** Hobin's right!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** I love you, man!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** I subscribed, too!
***SIGN*** Let's all make our dreams come true!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** I subscribed, too!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** I subscribed, too!
***SIGN*** We've got your back!
***SIGN*** We're friends now!
***SIGN*** I'm your biggest fan now!
***SIGN*** Of course strong men are cool!
***SIGN*** I subscribed, too!
***SIGN*** We've got your back!
**[16:10] Hobin**
You have so many allies!
**[16:12] Hobin**
Your NewTubu journey has only just begun!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Me, too lolol
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Me, too lolol
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Me, too lolol
***SIGN*** Stop crying
***SIGN*** Mangi!
***SIGN*** Mangi Hwang!
***SIGN*** I subscribed!
***SIGN*** Me, too lolol
***SIGN*** Stop crying
**[16:25] Hobin**
With Mangi Hwang's tears sending us off...
**[16:28] Hobin**
Viral Hit, end of livestream!
**[16:49] Customer**
Excuse me.
**[16:51] Bomi**
Oh, sorry!
**[16:54] Bomi**
Welcome! May I take your order?
***SIGN*** Lee's
***SIGN*** Cleaners
**[17:26] Hobin**
*The rest is up to our editor.*
**[17:29] Gaeul**
Man, this is so moving!
**[17:32] Gaeul**
I never knew Mangi Hwang was like this.
**[17:37] Gaeul**
I hope things work out for him.
**[17:41] Gaeul**
I'll make sure to edit this up good.
But how should I go about it?
**[17:46] Hobin**
* Gaeul's edited highlights video*
* got 3 million views.*
**[17:50] Hobin**
* And our channel subscriber*
* count hit 220,000.*
***SIGN*** Like, subscribe, and hit
that notification button!
**[17:54] Hobin**
*Everyone was filled with joy.*
**[17:57] Snapper**
The channel's gradually getting famous.
I can just hear the money flowing in.
**[18:04] Snapper**
And it's all thanks to my planning.
**[18:08] Snapper**
Hobin makes money while
my resume gets more impressive.
**[18:12] Snapper**
At this rate, I might even be
a movie director by the time I'm 20.
**[18:17] Hobin**
*That's when "they" started approaching us.*
**[18:19] Snapper**
Hey! What's this about?!
**[18:25] Hobin**
*I'm so happy!*
**[18:27] Hobin**
* I talk to Bomi every day and*
* I don't have to worry about money!*
**[18:32] Hobin**
*The loan is almost paid off, too!*
**[18:35] Hobin**
*I'm so happy!*
***SIGN*** Female
***SIGN*** Physician
***SIGN*** Heojun Kim
***SIGN*** Nurse
***SIGN*** Huata Park
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jihyeon Park
***SIGN*** Age
***SIGN*** Sex
**[18:39] Jihyeon**
Hobin, did you get yourself
a girlfriend or something?
**[18:42] Hobin**
No way! No girlfriend here!
**[18:44] Jihyeon**
You know, I haven't heard
from the debt collectors lately.
**[18:48] Hobin**
I told you, this new part-time job
I have pays *really* well.
**[18:53] Hobin**
If I keep working hard,
I think we can pay off all of our loans.
**[18:57] Jihyeon**
I see. It's nothing shady, is it?
**[19:00] Hobin**
No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry, Mom.
**[19:04] Hobin**
* I can't tell my mom that her son*
* gets paid to get beaten up in fights.*
**[19:10] Jihyeon**
Well, in that case, maybe I'll come work
with you when I'm out of this place.
**[19:15] Hobin**
Wait, no! You can't, Mom!
**[19:17] Hobin**
*I can't fight alongside my own mother!*
**[19:20] Jihyeon**
By the way, a nurse was
looking for you earlier.
**[19:24] Jihyeon**
It seemed important.
You should go talk to her.
**[19:27] Hobin**
To me? I wonder what it's about.
**[19:30] Hobin**
*I'm worried.*
**[19:32] Hobin**
All right, I'll go now.
**[19:34] Jihyeon**
Okay. See you soon.
**[19:40] Hobin**
* What would my mom think if she found out*
* I get into fights for NewTubu content?*
**[19:50] Hobin**
What? The date for
my mom's surgery has been set?
**[19:53] Hobin**
You were able to find a donor?
**[19:55] Nurse**
That's right.
**[19:57] Hobin**
You said before that
we'd have to wait a long time.
**[20:00] Nurse**
We got lucky.
**[20:02] Nurse**
If the surgery goes well,
she won't need dialysis anymore.
**[20:07] Nurse**
Hobin, you've worked so hard up to now—
**[20:09] Hobin**
So...
**[20:12] Hobin**
So we can live together
at home from now on?
**[20:19] Nurse**
Come on now. This is *good* news.
Why are you crying?
**[20:23] Nurse**
It's fine. Everything's going to work out.
**[20:26] Nurse**
But the surgery's going to be expensive.
**[20:30] Nurse**
Including management fees,
it's around 2 million—
**[20:33] Hobin**
I'll get the 2 million yen!
**[20:36] Nurse**
Huh?
***SIGN*** My mom's surgery date is set!
**[20:40] Hobin**
*"My mom's surgery date is set!"*
**[20:43] Bomi**
*"Great! Congratulations!"*
**[20:47] Hobin**
* I text Bomi every day.*
* I don't have to worry about money.*
**[20:52] Hobin**
* And most important of all,*
* I'm no longer alone.*
**[20:56] Hobin**
*I have great friends!*
**[21:03] Hobin**
Snapper! My mom's getting surgery!
She'll be able to leave the hospital!
**[21:09] Snapper**
Hobin...
**[21:10] Snapper**
That's great.
**[21:14] Hobin**
*I've never been happier in my life!*