Season 1

E1 - First Upload
E2 - I Have to Become Stronger
E3 - The Date
E4 - Humiliation
E5 - Friends
E6 - The Devil
E7 - Special Training
E8 - A Real Fight
E9 - Friends
E10 - A New Opponent
E11 - A Tight Feeling in the Chest
E12 - Joy

E1 - First Upload

E2 - I Have to Become Stronger

Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Pakgo
    And now, let's greet all
    of our wonderful viewers!
[00:09] Hobin
    See that? I'm the king of WcD's.
[00:10] Snapper
    Hey, is your mom still alive?
[00:13] Hobin
    He's making money with
    your username and bank account.
[00:20] Snapper
    Our fight was broadcast in full!
[00:24] Hobin
    It's 0.1 yen per view?
[00:27] Snapper
    All you have to do is appear on camera.
SIGN    Views equal money on NewTubu,
     so this is a big deal
[00:28] Hobin
    One million yen?!
[00:30] Snapper
    Trust me and follow me.
    Let's make a ton of money together!
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:06] Pakgo
    But man, I was totally surprised, too!
[02:10] Pakgo
    The duo everyone's
    talking about were in my class!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    Make them fight again lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    It's a NewTuber gathering
SIGN    Make them fight again lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    They're really in his class
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    I Have to Become
    Stronger
[02:14] Pakgo
    What? Make them fight again?
[02:14] Snapper
    He's trying to take
    advantage of our new fame.
[02:17] Pakgo
    I can't say that to my friends!
[02:18] Hobin
    Who would've thought
    he'd do a live stream of us?
[02:22] Pakgo
    Let's greet our viewers, shall we?
[02:24] Hobin & Snapper
    Hello! We're the Bullied Boys!
[02:27] Hobin
    What a terrible deal.
[02:29] Snapper
    Hey...
[02:29] Snapper
    When are you gonna do it?
[02:31] Hobin
    Just gimme a minute.
[02:33] Pakgo
    And there's more great news for my viewers!
[02:33] Hobin
    I'll do it when I'm ready.
[02:36] Pakgo
    One randomly selected viewer
    who has liked and subscribed to my channel
[02:40] Pakgo
    is gonna win a latest-model PC!
[02:43] Hobin
    It's all lies!
[02:45] Pakgo
    Huh?
[02:46] Hobin
    The "random" selection, the giveaway...
     It's all staged!
[02:50] Hobin
    He's not gonna give away a PC at all!
    This guy's full of shit!
[02:54] Hobin
    He pretends to be good
    in front of the camera,
[02:56] Hobin
    but behind the scenes, he's just a punk!
[02:59] Hobin
    He's a real delinquent!
[03:01] Hobin
    Pakgo's responsible
    for all of these bruises!
[03:05] Hobin
    I'll be uploading all of the things
    he did to me on my own channel!
[03:08] Hobin
    I get beat up every time
    I come to school anyway.
[03:12] Hobin
    If I can make money
    by getting beat up, then so be it!
[03:15] Crowd
    What's this?
[03:15] Hobin
    I'll be uploading all the things
    he did to me on my own channel!
[03:16] Crowd
    A fight?
[03:18] Crowd
    More like a public execution by Pakgo.
[03:20] Crowd
    That guy's always getting beat up.
[03:22] Gaeul
    Ah, nothing of value here.
[03:24] Crowd
    Wait, something's up.
[03:27] Male Student A
    What's gotten into Hobin?
[03:29] Crowd
    Is Pakgo in trouble?
[03:31] Snapper
    Good. Lead Pakgo's viewers
    over to our channel.
[03:37] Snapper
    You're doing great, Hobin.
    He's all flustered from being exposed...
[03:41] Snapper
    Huh?
[03:43] Pakgo
    What are you even doing?
[03:46] Pakgo
    My stream ended 'cause my battery died.
[03:52] Pakgo
    That was quite the stunt
    you just tried to pull, Hobin.
[03:57] Pakgo
    Trying to expose me?
    Is that your idea of revenge?
[04:03] Snapper
    Don't look this way!
[04:05] Snapper
    I already started streaming.
[04:05] Pakgo
    How dare you try to mess with me!
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
[04:08] Snapper
    Entitled: "Popular NewTuber
    Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!"
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's a no-good delinquent?!
SIGN    Snapper's Channel - 33,000 watching
[04:14] Snapper
    I've got a great angle.
[04:17] Snapper
    This is great!
    We're getting so many subscribers!
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    Someone post this everywhere
SIGN    What? Is this really Pakgo?
SIGN    What's gotten into Pakgo?
SIGN    Someone post this everywhere
[04:21] Snapper
    Pakgo's a real idiot.
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
SIGN    I didn't realize
    Pakgo was like this
SIGN    Why's no one there
     stopping him?
[04:23] Snapper
    Did he think we'd be stupid enough
    to challenge him on his own stream?
[04:27] Snapper
    Don't worry about the camera.
[04:30] Snapper
    Give us your best performance,
    star of the show.
[04:33] Snapper
    Get beat up like you always do
    so we can make some money!
[04:38] Hobin
    Is getting beat up really
    where the big money is?
[04:41] Hobin
    Do people really enjoy watching
    a bullied kid get beat up?
SIGN    Electricity
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Rent
SIGN    Insurance
SIGN    One month's
    loan repayment
SIGN    Monthly
    hospital
    bill
SIGN    Monthly
    medicine
    costs
SIGN    Phone bill
SIGN    Approx. Total:
    110,000 yen
[04:46] Hobin
    I have to make big money.
[04:50] Hobin
    To do that, I need these videos to blow up.
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    This is lols
[04:54] Hobin
    Isn't the real content
    when the bullied kid...
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    This is lols
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    Pakgo's facing resistance lol
SIGN    So many viewers
SIGN    Cornered rat boy is done
SIGN    Just adding to his hospital bill
SIGN    Pakgo's facing resistance lol
[04:58] Hobin
    stands up to the bully?
[05:02] Pakgo
    Hey, you little brat.
[05:05] Pakgo
    You want some?
[05:07] Snapper
    What's that idiot doing?
[05:10] Gaeul
    What's happening?
[05:10] Snapper
    If he'd just stayed quiet,
    it would've been a short beating.
[05:14] Snapper
    When did Hobin get so brave?
[05:21] Hobin
    Oh, come on! Someone stop this already!
[05:24] Hobin
    Why's everyone just standing and watching?
[05:27] Hobin
    I can't back down now.
[05:32] Hobin
    He's terrifying. Is that a tree trunk
    where his neck should be?
[05:35] Hobin
    How are his irises so tiny?
[05:37] Hobin
    His muscles are huge.
    And what's with those tattoos?
[05:41] Hobin
    You're still in high school!
[05:43] Hobin
    His hands are huge.
[05:45] Hobin
    Compared to him, I'm just a scrawny twig.
[05:49] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do now?
[05:50] Hobin
    In foreign movies...
[05:54] Hobin
    Maybe I should just apologize.
[05:57] Pakgo
    You're in way over your head.
[06:00] Pakgo
    That's why your mom got cancer, loser.
[06:05] (Flashback) Pakgo
    "Still alive?" What kind of question is that?
[06:09] (Flashback) Pakgo
    You should've said,
    "Has your mom passed away yet?"
[06:12] Hobin
    That was the moment my fight started.
[06:15] Hobin
    How dare you insult my mom,
[06:18] Hobin
    you bastard!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
[06:30] Snapper
    You dumbass. Think about
     the weight difference!
[06:33] Pakgo
    Heh. This kid is fast.
[06:37] Pakgo
    Your mom's in the hospital, right?
[06:41] Pakgo
    I'll put you in the bed next to her!
[06:48] Snapper
    Man, that's gotta hurt.
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Mercy?
SIGN    Straight out of a manga lol
SIGN    Yeah, keep going! lol
SIGN    Mercy?
[06:53] Hobin
    I didn't realize weight
    made such a difference.
[06:56] Hobin
    That other fight was child's play.
[06:59] Hobin
    This is what a real fight is like.
[07:03] Hobin
    So this is how it ends.
[07:06] Pakgo
    Did ya think it was over already?
[07:10] Pakgo
    The fun's just starting!
[07:14] Hobin
    Stop—
[07:15] Munseong
    Hey.
[07:21] Munseong
    Can you keep it down a little?
[07:23] Pakgo
    Who said that?
[07:25] Pakgo
    If you wanna nap, go home!
[07:27] Munseong
    Huh?
[07:30] Gaeul
    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
[07:32] Gaeul
    A rising star in the world of MMA:
     the super rookie, Munseong Kim!
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
[07:36] Pakgo
    Oh, I didn't mean to... Um...
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Wow cool
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Pakgo's so scared lol
SIGN    Hm I dunno
SIGN    The real deal appears lol
SIGN    The old dude knows his stuff
SIGN    Pakgo's so scared lol
[07:39] Gaeul
    Wow-ee! Who knew
    he was in this class, too?
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
[07:45] Munseong
    Watch your mouth.
[07:47] Pakgo
    Uh, right. You got it, Munseong.
[07:51] Hobin
    He made the whole room tense
    with just a few words.
[07:55] Hobin
    That there is a guy who's at the summit
    of a world that's totally foreign to me.
[07:59] Munseong
    I'm going back to sleep.
    Don't wake me again.
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Pakgo has left the chat
SIGN    Unbelievable charisma
SIGN    Not even the toughest punks
SIGN    can face
    this guy
SIGN    Pakgo has left the chat
[08:05] Pakgo
    Got any smokes?
[08:06] Male Student B
    Uh, yeah.
[08:10] Snapper
    Hobin, that was pretty cool.
    For you, at least.
[08:15] Snapper
    It might seem like you lost...
[08:18] Snapper
    but you've gained some fans.
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    He's definitely got courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    That was cool
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    Let's report Pakgo
SIGN    That was awesome. Good job
SIGN    I get bullied too. You give me courage
SIGN    That tackle tho
SIGN    Let's report Pakgo
[08:24] Pakgo
    My battery dying midstream
     sure saved my ass.
[08:28] Pakgo
    Hobin almost outed me.
[08:32] Pakgo
    What's this?
SIGN    Chat
[08:33] Pakgo
    "Reveal"? "Staged"?
    What are they jabbering about?
[08:41] Pakgo
    Huh?!
[08:47] Hobin
    I am the prey, not the predator.
[08:50] Hobin
    I didn't choose to be like this.
[08:52] Hobin
    They decided it for me.
[08:56] Hobin
    But right now, I'm cool.
[08:58] Hobin
    "Why?" I hear you ask.
[09:00] Hobin
    'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!
SIGN    Trending
SIGN    Pakgo bully
SIGN    Pakgo exposed
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Pakgo video
[09:04] Hobin
    The video of Pakgo's violent assault
    on me got uploaded to NewTubu.
SIGN    Real-Time Search
SIGN    Enter keyword
SIGN    Search
SIGN    Violence
SIGN    Pakgo Bully

    Pakgo BTS

    Pakgo

    Pakgo Video

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    T-1 Grand
    Prix winner
    Tomorrow's weather

    Univer

    All you can eat wagyu

    Movies

SIGN    Pakgo NewTuber

    Cancel Pakgo

    School violence

    Delete account

    Pakgo gang

    CEO why

    Pakgo real

     Flower Festival

    Mystery Event

    Pakgo
SIGN    Bullying
SIGN    Hot topics
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    Trending
[09:08] Hobin
    The next day, it was
    trending on search engines.
[09:11] Hobin
    It immediately went viral,
    exploding everywhere.
SIGN    Pakgo's
    violent nature
SIGN    "Pakgo" school violence video
SIGN    Violent video from
    popular NewTuber "Pakgo"
SIGN    Today's weather
SIGN    The real face behind the
    popular NewTuber mask
SIGN    Streamer University
SIGN    "Pakgo" video leaked
[09:15] Pakgo
    You piece of shit!
[09:19] Hobin
    He immediately apologized
    in a live broadcast,
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
[09:21] Hobin
    but he made a rookie error.
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
[09:22] Cameraman
    And we're good.
[09:23] Pakgo
    Did you get it properly?
[09:25] Camerman
    Yeah. Getting good reactions.
[09:27] Pakgo
    Sucking up to my idiotic
    viewers is a piece of cake.
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    by him
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Rotten to the core lol
SIGN    This lol
SIGN    Only idiots would be tricked
SIGN    by him
SIGN    Knew it lol
SIGN    Another staged event
SIGN    You're still live
SIGN    Rotten to the core lol
SIGN    This lol
SIGN    Only idiots would be tricked
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    #Pakgo #CommunityService
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    Serving the
    Community
SIGN    #Pakgo #CommunityService
[09:32] Pakgo
    You all right?
[09:32] Hobin
    In addition to the
    staged giveaway I revealed,
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    1 Million Yen
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    I Went Shopping with
SIGN    #MillionYenShopping #ReceiptsReveal !
[09:34] Pakgo
    I really bought it!
[09:35] Hobin
    viewers started digging up
     other staged videos.
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    I donate one month
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    of my revenue
SIGN    #Pakgo #Revenue #Donation
[09:36] Pakgo
    For those less fortunate than me!
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,348,458,308)}I asked for receipts
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(458,298.333,458,256.333)}I asked for receipts
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(460,339,460,297)}and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    \3c&HEFF0EE&\an1\move(510,388.333,510,346.333)\clip(422,248,627.333,342.667)}I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
     He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    A liar through and through
SIGN    I asked for receipts
SIGN    and he said he can't show 'em
SIGN    I asked the shop.
    He returned it all
SIGN    All of the winners' email addresses
SIGN    are his own lol
SIGN    So the "giveaway" was to himself? lol
SIGN    A liar through and through
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Subscribers
    left until zero
SIGN    Pakgo
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
[09:39] Hobin
    Someone even made a website
    dedicated to watching
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
[09:42] Hobin
    his subscriber count go down.
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    Divine Retribution
SIGN    He's losing one a second
SIGN    Already below 500k
SIGN    What genius made this?
SIGN    Go for 400k!
SIGN    Go for 300k!
SIGN    Go for 200k!
SIGN    Divine Retribution
[09:44] Hobin
    Pakgo quickly became old news.
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    So who outed him?
[09:51] Hobin
    When some fall, others rise.
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    I'm following this guy from now on
SIGN    So who outed him?
SIGN    You don't know?
SIGN    <-- This guy
SIGN    King of the bullied
SIGN    Hero of the losers
SIGN    I'm following this guy from now on
[09:56] Hobin
    I was one who rose.
SIGN    Hobin TV
SIGN    Hobin
SIGN    Subscribe
[09:59] Hobin
    Now that I've made it this far,
    I can't turn back.
[10:04] Snapper
    Hey, listen. From here on out,
    our main content's gonna be "fights."
[10:10] Snapper
    But there's a critical issue with that.
[10:13] Hobin
    Huh?
[10:14] Snapper
    Video length.
[10:17] Snapper
    On NewTubu, you make money
    based on ads, not views.
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
[10:21] Snapper
    To make real money, we need to
    put ads into videos of adequate length.
SIGN    The parts where ads play
SIGN    The parts where ads play
[10:27] Snapper
    But you won't last longer
    than a minute in a real fight, right?
[10:30] Snapper
    You need to last at least
    three minutes to make any revenue.
[10:35] Snapper
    If you can't do that,
    our NewTubu careers are over.
[10:38] Hobin
    Three minutes, huh?
[10:43] Hobin
    How to get better at fighting...
SIGN    How to get better at fighting
SIGN    How do I get better at fighting?
SIGN    Anonymous
SIGN    Viewed
SIGN    times
SIGN    I want to get better at fighting. Please tell me how!
SIGN    #Fighting #MartialArts #WinningFights #Judo
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    LooksAreMostImportant
SIGN    Though I don't think there's any need to be strong...
    Just doing push-ups, sit-ups, and back extensions on your own won't
    make you stronger. The only way is to get a grip through repeated
    real-world experience. First, you need to train yourself so that you don't lose
     sight of yourself. Go train in a martial arts gym or dojo. By training your mind
    in those places, you will change, and you will realize that fighting is stupid.
[10:51] Hobin
    I don't have time to take it that slowly!
SIGN    Judo
[10:54] Hobin
    I have to learn something. Anything.
SIGN    Karate
SIGN    Pro Wrestling
[11:01] Hobin
    None of these are easy to replicate.
[11:04] Hobin
    I have to learn how to fight on my own.
[11:09] Hobin
    How to fight...
SIGN    How to fignt
[11:13] Hobin
    Damn. Typo.
[11:16] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    How to Fignt
[11:17] Hobin
    There's an actual channel
    with that name?
SIGN    How to Fignt
SIGN    0 Subscribers
[11:19] Hobin
    No subscribers? So I'm the first to find it?
[11:25] Hobin
    Someone must have made it by mistake.
    There can't be any videos on—
[11:28] Hobin
    So many videos!
[11:31] Hobin
    Why make so many videos
    if you have no subscribers?
[11:36] Samdak
    Hello!
[11:37] Samdak
    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
[11:42] Hobin
    Who would've known...
[11:44] Samdak
    Do you want to learn how to win fights?
[11:47] Hobin
    ...that this unknown foreigner's channel
    would change my life forever?
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:04] Samdak
    Before we go into practical techniques,
[12:05] Samdak
    let's go over the state of mind
    you'll need for fighting.
SIGN    Rule
    No.1:
    Never get
    worked up.
[12:09] Samdak
    Rule No. 1: never get worked up.
[12:13] Samdak
    If you cannot control yourself,
    you are no longer swinging your fists,
[12:19] Samdak
    you are simply swinging your emotions.
[12:21] Samdak
    Conversely, if you can get your opponent
    worked up, you will have a clear advantage.
[12:27] Samdak
    Now, here's the first technique
    I will teach you.
[12:31] Hobin
    What is this? Is this for real?
[12:35] Samdak
    "How to get hit without getting hurt!"
SIGN    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[12:43] Hobin
    This is...
[12:44] Hobin
    No, no, no. This is way too suspicious!
[12:46] Hobin
    There's no way that'd work so easily!
[12:49] Hobin
    It's just another scam, drawing attention
    with free content to get money out of people.
[12:57] Hobin
    Bedtime.
[13:00] Samdak
    So, until next time,
    please enjoy studying how to fight!
[13:06] Hobin
    I quit.
[13:09] Hobin
    Working part-time like this won't
    help me pay off my mom's hospital bills.
[13:14] Hobin
    I need to make more money faster.
[13:17] Female worker A
    Oh, did you hear? That guy's quitting.
[13:21] Female worker B
    Which guy?
[13:22] Female worker A
    You know, the guy
    that makes burgers super fast.
[13:26] Female worker B
    Hobin?
[13:28] Female worker B
    The Pakgo reveal video guy.
[13:31] Manager
    Now that you're famous,
    you don't want to work anymore, huh?
[13:35] Manager
    Maybe I should give
    NewTubu a try, too.
[13:40] Manager
    Hey, what's with that look?
[13:42] Manager
    Talk about scary.
[13:44] Bomi
    I think he's cool.
[13:47] Bomi
    I didn't know Pakgo was like that.
[13:51] Bomi
    So thanks.
[13:54] Bomi
    Can I get your contact info?
[13:58] Bomi
    If you're quitting,
    we won't see each other, right?
[14:01] Manager
    My precious Bomi...
[14:05] Bomi
    I'll text you.
[14:15] Bomi
    Class is boring.
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
[14:16] Hobin
    Are you bored?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
[14:17] Bomi
    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
[14:19] Hobin
    Nope.
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
[14:20] Bomi
    So you're busy?
SIGN    Class is boring
SIGN    Are you bored?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
[14:22] Hobin
    Kinda.
[14:23] Hobin
    This isn't some scam, right?
[14:24] Bomi
    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    Aren't you, Hobin?
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
[14:26] Hobin
    I don't care if it's a scam!
    Take all my money!
SIGN    Nope
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
[14:29] Bomi
    You're so funny, Hobin.
SIGN    So you're busy?
SIGN    Kinda
SIGN    This isn't some scam, right?
SIGN    Huh? Where'd that come from?
SIGN    I don't care if it's a scam! Take all my money!
SIGN    You're so funny, Hobin, lol
[14:33] Snapper
    What are you grinning about?
[14:35] Hobin
    I-I'm researching content.
[14:37] Snapper
    Liar.
[14:39] Snapper
    So how's it feel being a NewTuber
     with 100k subscribers?
[14:45] Snapper
    You're probably the first regular guy
     to get to 100k after just two videos.
[14:53] Snapper
    That's not easy to achieve,
    even for your average celebrity.
[14:56] Snapper
    So? Did you come up with a way
    to keep a fight going for three minutes?
[15:04] Hobin
    Um, well...
[15:06] Hobin
    I'll give it some more thought.
[15:08] Snapper
    You dumbass. Are you taking this seriously?
[15:11] Snapper
    We can't let this opportunity go to waste!
[15:14] Snapper
    Hasn't it sunk in yet that you're famous?
[15:17] Hobin
    Well, sure, but being famous
    doesn't really lead to anything good—
[15:21] Rumi
    Hey, Hobin.
[15:24] Rumi
    Wanna do a live stream with me?
[15:27] Hobin
    It just did!
SIGN    Beauty tips
    NewTuber
    Rumi
    15k Subscribers
[15:28] Hobin
    Snapper, being famous rocks!
[15:30] Snapper
    Yeah, let's do it!
[15:33] Snapper
    But why?
[15:34] Hobin
    You used to team up with Pakgo.
[15:37] Rumi
    My viewers keep asking me
    to do a stream with Hobin.
[15:42] Rumi
    Just this one time. Please?
[15:46] Rumi
    I cut all ties with Pakgo.
    I never liked the guy, anyway.
[15:52] Hobin
    Hey, Snapper, what do we do?
[15:53] Snapper
    Well, you can bring your friend,
    and we can go on a double date.
[15:59] Pakgo
    Don't get too cocky, you cowards!
[16:05] Pakgo
    Hobin. You ruined my NewTubu channel.
[16:10] Hobin
    Hey, wait a sec.
[16:11] Samdak
    There's no easier opponent
    than one that's worked up.
[16:16] Pakgo
    Face me, loser!
[16:20] Samdak
    If you cannot control yourself,
    you are no longer swinging your fists,
[16:26] Samdak
    you are simply swinging your emotions.
[16:29] Pakgo
    Stop running away, you goddamn loser!
[16:32] Samdak
    Once your opponent is worked up,
[16:35] Samdak
    the next step...
[16:36] Hobin
    What's going on here?
[16:39] Hobin
    It's just like that Samdak guy said.
[16:42] Pakgo
    Die!
[16:43] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it.
[16:46] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
[16:53] Snapper
    You're so photogenic.
[16:56] Pakgo
    Snapper, you...
[16:58] Snapper
    My camera's faster than your fists.
[17:03] Snapper
    You know what'll happen
    if I upload this, too, right?
[17:08] Pakgo
    I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
[17:14] Rumi
    I'm not part of that, right?
[17:20] Snapper
    Phew. I almost wet myself.
[17:24] Snapper
    You all right?
[17:26] Snapper
    I just saved your butt.
    You should be thanking me.
[17:30] Snapper
    Hobin?
[17:32] Hobin
    What the hell was that?
[17:34] Hobin
    Who in the world is that guy?
[17:41] Hobin
    Snapper's late.
[17:43] Hobin
    We're supposed to be meeting
    to discuss our new content.
[17:48] Hobin
    Fighting as a theme
    is harder than I thought.
[17:51] Hobin
    We can't just keep snapping at
    and attacking delinquents.
[17:56] Hobin
    I know. For starters...
[18:00] Hobin
    I'll text Bomi.
[18:03] Hobin
    Oh, boy. Three days in a row.
    It's crazy how happy this is making me.
SIGN    I don't really like texting
[18:09] Bomi
    I don't really like texting.
    I prefer hearing a person's voice.
SIGN    I don't really like texting
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
[18:12] Hobin
    What? You don't want to text me anymore?
SIGN    I don't really like texting
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
[18:15] Bomi
    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
SIGN    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    I prefer hearing a person's voice
SIGN    Sorry... I'll stop texting you
SIGN    No! That's not what I meant!
SIGN    I didn't mean I don't want to keep in touch with you!
SIGN    I meant I want to talk to you on the phone
[18:18] Bomi
    I meant I want to talk to you on the phone.
[18:21] Hobin
    O-O-O-On the phone?!
[18:24] Hobin
    I-I'll call her. R-Right away.
[18:26] Shady Man
    Hey, NewTuber! It's the fighting kid!
[18:28] Shady Woman
    Ah, it's really him! We're big fans.
[18:34] Hobin
    O-Oh, thank you.
[18:36] Shady Woman
    Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
[18:38] Shady Man
    Do you live in this area?
[18:40] Hobin
    Uh, no, I'm just waiting for a friend.
[18:43] Shady Man
    How much do those vids make you?
[18:47] Hobin
    Oh, uh, I haven't been paid yet.
[18:47] Shady Woman
    Yeah, I wanna know, too!
[18:50] Hobin
    Even these scary-looking people
    are being friendly to me.
[18:53] Hobin
    Is this the power of NewTubu?
[18:55] Shady Man
    That so? Well, that said...
[19:01] Shady Man
    If you call the cops, I'll totally kill you.
[19:04] Shady Woman
    I wonder how much he has.
[19:04] Hobin
    Yes, sir.
[19:06] Hobin
    I'm getting mugged
    even though I'm famous...
[19:06] Shady Man
    Damn, I should've known
     from his fake-ass shoes.
[19:09] Snapper
    Hey, you!
[19:10] Snapper
    What are you doing?!
[19:12] Hobin
    Snapper!
[19:14] Hobin
    You came to save me?
[19:17] Shady Woman
    Wow, he's weak.
[19:20] Hobin
    And he has zero fighting ability.
[19:22] Shady Man
    Hey.
[19:23] Hobin
    Huh?
[19:24] Shady Man
    Let me see your phone.
[19:26] Hobin
    My phone?
[19:29] Shady Man
    This is mine now.
    Can't let you go callin' the cops, right?
[19:35] Shady Woman
    Man, you're so bad.
[19:35] Shady Man
    Go work on your NewTubu.
    Then I'll come back and mug ya again.
[19:41] Hobin
    Hey! Please give it back!
[19:44] Hobin
    That phone has something
    on it worth dying for...
[19:47] Hobin
    Bomi's contact info.
[19:50] Hobin
    Take his phone instead!
    It's the latest model!
[19:55] Snapper
    Hey, I can hear you.
[19:57] Hobin
    Hey, what are we going to do?
[19:59] Hobin
    We have to call the cops
    and get my phone back!
[20:02] Snapper
    Call the cops?
[20:05] Snapper
    You've got to be kidding.
[20:08] Snapper
    Can't you see all your fans
     cheering you on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Seriously? lol
SIGN    Fight on, Hobin
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    He totally got
     mugged lol
SIGN    Seriously? lol
[20:13] Snapper
    I've been filming ever since
     you got dragged down here.
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor.
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor.
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Favorability
    going up
SIGN    Do people really still get mugged?
SIGN    He's too poor.
    He has nothing worth stealing
SIGN    Favorability
    going up
[20:17] Snapper
    That couple's famous
     around these parts.
[20:21] Snapper
    This is your chance
     to make money.
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    We can
    hear you
SIGN    C'mon now lol
SIGN    We can
    hear you
[20:23] Hobin
    Money?
[20:23] Snapper
    Don't you think going after them now
     will get us a ton of views?
SIGN    Go go
[20:30] Hobin
    You just want me to get
    beat up again, don't you?
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    You can do it!
SIGN    Go go
SIGN    Let's go get your phone back!
SIGN    You can do it!
[20:34] Snapper
    Are you going to desert
    your viewers, NewTuber?
[20:39] Hobin
    It starts now.
[20:41] Snapper
    Huh?
[20:45] Hobin
    Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    We believe in you!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    We believe in you!
SIGN    Viral Hit!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[20:51] Hobin
    Everyone's looking forward to my video.
[20:58] Shady Man
    You want your phone back?
[20:59] Hobin
    How to get hit without getting hurt!
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
[21:01] Samdak
    A boxer makes good use of weaving.
[21:03] Snapper
    This fight is getting serious.
[21:05] Gaeul
    Sheesh, this is why I hate amateurs.
[21:07] Hobin
    Why are we meeting here?
    It's full of couples.
[21:10] Rumi
    I have ketchup where?
[21:12] Female Fan A
    Can you take a photo with me?
[21:14] Bomi
    Sorry. I'm meeting someone.
[21:16] Hobin
    An ever more beautiful flower
     is already blooming.
[21:17] Bomi
    Wait, what are you saying
    all of a sudden, Hobin?
[21:20] Gaeul
    Not bad, Hobin Yu.

E3 - The Date

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    If I can make money by
     getting beat up, then so be it!
[00:08] Snapper
    Give us your best performance,
    star of the show.
[00:10] Hobin
    'Cause I hit Pakgo where it really hurt!
[00:12] Samdak
    Nice to meet you! I am Samdak.
[00:15] Bomi
    Can I get your contact info?
[00:16] Rumi
    Wanna do a live stream with me?
[00:19] Pakgo
    I'll get you. I swear I'll have my revenge.
[00:21] Shady Woman
    Y'know, you're cuter in real life.
[00:23] Shady Man
    How much do those vids make you?
[00:25] Hobin
    I'm getting mugged
    even though I'm famous...
[00:29] Snapper
    Can't you see all your fans
     cheering you on?
[00:31] Hobin
    Viral Hit's live stream starts now!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    The Date
[02:07] Shady Man
    Huh? What was that?
[02:10] Shady Man
    You want your phone back?
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
SIGN    So much echo lol
SIGN    He looks super scary
[02:13] Shady Man
    These guys are nuts.
    Look at 'em filming this.
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing
    his stuff?
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
SIGN    What kind of attitude is that
SIGN    after stealing
    his stuff?
SIGN    Let's keep filming lol
[02:18] Samdak
    Have you noted which
    is their dominant hand?
[02:21] Shady Woman
    Why are you talking through the mic?
[02:21] Hobin
    He's holding the mic in his
    right hand, which means...
[02:25] Samdak
    If your opponent is right-handed,
    stand on their left side,
[02:28] Samdak
    so that it's easier for them
     to raise their fists.
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    Tensions rising
[02:30] Shady Man
    What's this?
    You wanna throw down?
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
SIGN    Tensions rising
SIGN    This is getting interesting
[02:34] Shady Man
    Just watch.
[02:34] Samdak
    Let them raise their right hand.
[02:36] Shady Woman
    What a boss.
[02:37] Samdak
    And if there are obstacles on their left,
[02:39] Samdak
    their only option will be
    to use their right hand, won't it?
[02:43] Hobin
    If I'm gonna get hit anyway,
    I might as well try it!
[02:47] Samdak
    Even if you can't dodge a punch,
    you can at least react to it.
[02:51] Samdak
    Those with no martial arts training
    often move their shoulders a lot!
[02:56] Hobin
    Here... Here it comes!
[02:58] Hobin
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[03:07] Samdak
    A punch is at its most powerful at
    the exact moment it reaches its target.
[03:14] Samdak
    In other words, you can move in and get hit
    before the punch gets too powerful.
[03:19] Samdak
    This is also known as, "Operation:
    The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early!"
SIGN    Operation: The Whip Doesn't Hurt If You Get Hit Early
[03:25] Snapper
    What's that idiot doing? He got
    punched in the face on purpose!
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[03:30] Samdak
    Imagine head-butting that fist.
[03:33] Samdak
    Pull in your chin to protect it, which also
    puts you in the right position for a headbutt.
[03:39] Hobin
    That barely hurt at all.
[03:40] Hobin
    What do I do next?
[03:42] Shady Man
    What are you, a masochist? I'll kill you.
[03:46] Hobin
    Oh, no! I reacted too slow!
[03:49] Samdak
    It's too hard for a regular person to
    react properly to every single punch.
[03:53] Samdak
    But what if your opponent
    is also a regular person?
[03:56] Hobin
    He missed?
[03:57] Samdak
    It's hard to punch someone
    who's moving around a lot.
[04:01] Samdak
    Weaving!
SIGN    Weaving: A boxing technique where you move your upper body
SIGN    around to dodge punches
[04:03] Samdak
    When you're missed on both sides,
    that's when the weaving begins.
[04:08] Samdak
    A regular person who wants to
    take that punch to the head.
[04:11] Samdak
    A regular person who aims for
    the head with their punches.
[04:14] Samdak
    When these two clash,
    what do you think happens?
[04:17] Samdak
    Since you keep trying and failing
    to hit his fist with your head,
[04:21] Samdak
    to your opponent, you look like a
    boxer with great weaving technique!
[04:26] Samdak
    By focusing on hitting their fist,
    your fear of the fist also dissipates.
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
SIGN    What are they doing?
SIGN    This isn't what I was expecting
[04:32] Shady man
    This guy!
[04:33] Samdak
    Then, their punches will start to miss.
[04:36] Samdak
    Or even if they hit,
    you won't feel any pain from it.
[04:40] Samdak
    How's that? Since getting hit doesn't hurt...
[04:44] Samdak
    Well...
[04:45] Hobin
    Give me back my phone.
[04:47] Samdak
    Fighting doesn't seem so
    scary anymore, does it?
[04:48] Hobin
    I... have to reply to Bomi!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
SIGN    Wow!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Go! Go! Go!
SIGN    Revenge of the underdog
[04:54] Shady Man
    Who the hell is Bomi?
[04:57] Snapper
    Wow, Hobin. You're voluntarily
    getting hit by that thug?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
SIGN    Seriously awesome
SIGN    What's going on?
[05:03] Shady Man
    Who is this guy?
    Why doesn't he dodge?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
SIGN    I mean, he's gonna get hit anyway
SIGN    Looks seriously painful tho lol
SIGN    Is that the joke?
SIGN    Is he trying to get hit?
[05:09] Hobin
    Man, this is stupid. Damn it.
[05:14] Hobin
    I should've watched the other videos, too.
[05:16] Hobin
    The only video I watched was
    "How to Get Hit Without Getting Hurt!"
[05:21] Samdak
    So now that you've learned how to get hit,
    let's meet again in the next video.
[05:26] Hobin
    I have no other techniques I can use!
[05:30] Snapper
    This fight's turning out awful.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    What even is this?
[05:34] Snapper
    It's way too slow.
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    What even is this?
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
SIGN    One's tiring from doing the punching
SIGN    The other's tiring from getting punched
SIGN    Hit him back already
SIGN    Boring. I'm out
[05:37] Snapper
    This is bad. We're bleeding viewers.
[05:41] Snapper
    The video for Pakgo's fight was too short,
[05:44] Snapper
    but a video that goes on
    for too long also ain't ideal.
[05:47] Snapper
    Ah, should I stop them now
    before we lose any more viewers?
[05:53] Gaeul
    Hobin will win this fight.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Hobin will win this fight
[05:57] Snapper
    This guy...
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wow-ee !!!!! Who knew he was
SIGN    in this class, too?
[05:58] Snapper
    It's the old guy who
     knew about Munseong.
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
[06:01] Snapper
    He seems to really know his
     martial arts. What's his deal?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
SIGN    Wait, another new face?
SIGN    Oh! It's that kid!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Who?
SIGN    A rising star in the world of MMA
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    the super rookie, Munseong Kim!!!!!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Where'd this excitable old timer
SIGN    appear from? lol
[06:06] Snapper
    It's obvious that Hobin's lost.
    Look at all the hits he's taking.
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Here comes the pro
SIGN    He's getting beat up but he's winning?
SIGN    No way
[06:11] Gaeul
    Sigh. Amateurs.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Sigh. Amateurs
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Pay Attention!
[06:14] Gaeul
    Pay attention!
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
[06:16] Gaeul
    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
[06:18] Gaeul
    Seems he didn't notice
    because of the adrenaline.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Look at his fists!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Seems he didn't notice
SIGN    because of the adrenaline
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:22] Gaeul
    His fists are in a world of trouble!
[06:25] Shady Man
    Shit, what's wrong with my hands?
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Fists!
SIGN    His fists!
SIGN    They're huge!
[06:30] Gaeul
    Your fists can swell up
    even hitting punching bags.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Your fists can swell up even hitting punching bags
[06:33] Gaeul
    This guy got carried away...
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    This guy got carried away..
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:37] Gaeul
    and hit his rock-hard
    forehead too many times!
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    and hit his rock-hard forehead
SIGN    too many times!
[06:41] Shady Woman
    Wait, huh? Are you okay? Oh, dear.
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
SIGN    Ding
[06:42] Gaeul
    Once the adrenaline subsides,
    the unbearable pain kicks in.
SIGN    Ding
SIGN    Once the adrenaline subsides,
SIGN    the unbearable pain
    kicks in
[06:42] Shady Man
    My hands! My hands!
[06:48] Snapper
    Wait, so Hobin really won?
[06:53] Hobin
    Ouch.
[06:55] Snapper
    Your hospital bill might come to
    more than the revenue for the video.
[07:00] Hobin
    I got my phone back. Gotta reply.
[07:04] Snapper
    But I guess it's a worthy investment,
[07:06] Snapper
    since we earned a lot of fans in return.
[07:09] Hobin
    What should I text her?
[07:12] Hobin
    Maybe "Did you take a bath?"
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
SIGN    Snapper, stop him!
SIGN    Ya just can't leave this guy alone
SIGN    Don't say that!
SIGN    Not a bath!
[07:16] Hobin
    Live stream over!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[07:20] Hobin
    Upload complete.
    Over a million views this week.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Stupid mistake results in
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    HUGE FIGHT
SIGN    Popular NewTuber Pakgo's
SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!

SIGN    A NO-GOOD DELINQ-
    UENT?!

[07:25] Hobin
    "Viral Hit" has four videos now,
    with a total of 25 million views.
SIGN    I Totally Got
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    MUGGED
SIGN    Someone
    mugged me,
    so I gave him...
SIGN    a Good Talking-To
[07:32] Hobin
    We finally received
    our first revenue payout.
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:36] Hobin
    And the total came to... two million yen!
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
SIGN    Account number
SIGN    Balance
[07:39] Snapper
    All right!
[07:43] Hobin
    But isn't 0.1 yen per view kinda low?
[07:48] Snapper
    Wasn't much we could do. It took us a long time
     to get through approvals and add some ads.
[07:53] Snapper
    It's not bad considering
    it's our first payment.
[07:55] Hobin
    I thought the number of views
    turned directly into money.
[08:00] Hobin
    I didn't know it was the ads inserted into
     the videos that generate the revenue.
[08:04] Snapper
    Yeah. I told you that so many times.
[08:07] Snapper
    That said, since ad playback equals revenue,
    your understanding isn't that far off.
[08:15] Snapper
    Just remember, 0.1 yen per view
     is the rule of thumb.
[08:21] Snapper
    That's why NewTubu is really deep.
[08:24] Hobin
    We just have to continue
    streaming videos, right?
[08:29] Hobin
    Something sensational and violent.
[08:31] Snapper
    We were lucky this time.
[08:34] Hobin
    Lucky?
[08:35] Snapper
    We didn't get the yellow mark.
[08:38] Hobin
    Yellow mark? What's that?
SIGN    Charismatic Trainer
SIGN    How to Get
    a Beautiful Body!
SIGN    Build a strong mind
     and a beautiful body!
SIGN    We teach you how
     to use the most
    popular cosmetics!
SIGN    MIO ARAGAKI
SIGN    Stylist suggests
     20 summer cuts
[08:41] Snapper
    It's NewTubu's proprietary
    censorship system.
[08:44] Snapper
    When you get the yellow mark,
    it means the video has been demonetized.
[08:50] Snapper
    It's something all NewTubers fear.
[08:53] Snapper
    It often gets put on violent or
     overly aggressive content.
[08:56] Hobin
    I see.
[08:58] Rumi
    So guess where we're headed now!
SIGN    Beauty tips
    NewTuber
    Rumi
    70k Subscribers
[09:02] Rumi
    Hey, what's everyone
    looking at? Huh?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Where's that?
SIGN    You have ketchup
    on you
SIGN    She put it there herself
SIGN    What lipstick do you use?
SIGN    Rumi's the devilish type
SIGN    Tell us about your makeup tools!
[09:06] Rumi
    There's ketchup where?
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
SIGN    Cunning
SIGN    Rumi's so cute!
[09:11] Hobin
    Rumi? Is she streaming now?
[09:13] Snapper
    I have a bad feeling about this.
SIGN    Subscribers
[09:23] Rumi
    Ding, ding!
[09:24] Snapper
    Run, damn it! She's after our viewers!
[09:28] Rumi
    Hey, you two! Wait up!
[09:32] Snapper
    Good. We lost her.
[09:34] Snapper
    Damn that vixen,
    trying to steal our viewers...
[09:40] Snapper
    Hey, what are you doing, Hobin?
[09:43] Hobin
    So cool.
[09:46] Hobin
    It's just a tracksuit,
    so it must be like 30 or 40k?
[09:50] Hobin
    I just got my payout.
    Maybe I can afford this...
[09:54] Hobin
    What?! This bit of cloth costs 140,000 yen?!
[09:58] Hobin
    I could buy 100 similar ones online!
[10:01] Hobin
    I mean, 140k... That's how much
    I owe Snapper for his salary.
[10:05] Hobin
    Who'd buy such a thing?
[10:08] Hobin
    Snapper, let's go—
[10:09] Clerk
    That'll be 140,000 yen.
[10:11] Snapper
    Right. Single payment, please.
[10:13] Hobin
    What?!
[10:14] Hobin
    A single payment of 140,000 yen?!
[10:18] Hobin
    You're kidding, right?
    That was your whole month's pay!
[10:22] Snapper
    You're not going to buy one?
[10:23] Snapper
    They're basic items.
    You need to own at least one.
[10:28] Hobin
    So this is considered "basic"
    to people like you.
[10:32] Snapper
    I'd like to check that out, too.
[10:34] Hobin
    I finally noticed.
[10:35] Hobin
    Even if I make two million yen, only the rich
    know how to spend that kind of money properly.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'll pass.
[10:44] Hobin
    A text?
[10:45] Hobin
    Who's contacting me at this hour?
[10:49] Hobin
    What?!
[10:51] Hobin
    Seriously?
[10:55] Hobin
    Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! I'm such a stupid idiot!
[10:59] Young Man A
    Wow, that's Kucci!
[10:59] Hobin
    I really bought this 140,000-yen outfit.
[11:00] Young Man B
    You think? Isn't it a fake?
[11:01] Young Man B
    That brat could never
    afford the real thing.
[11:03] Hobin
    I had to buy it! Well done, Hobin!
[11:04] Young Man A
    Good point.
[11:05] Young Man B
    Isn't it obvious?
[11:07] Hobin
    But why meet here of all places?
    It's full of couples.
[11:13] Hobin
    I'm so nervous.
[11:15] Hobin
    Should I do a live stream?
[11:18] Hobin
    Hi, everyone. I missed you guys,
     so I started a stream.
[11:21] Young Man C
    Huh? Is he filming something?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
SIGN    Hey there
SIGN    More fights today?
SIGN    We missed you too
[11:23] Young Woman A
    Oh, I know that guy.
[11:23] Hobin
    Oh, hello. Thank you.
[11:25] Young Man D
    Who is he?
[11:26] Young Man E
    A NewTuber?
[11:27] Crowd
    He's that guy that gets
    into fights for money.
[11:31] Crowd
    Remember how he ended Pakgo?
[11:33] Crowd
    You mean how he sold out his classmate?
[11:36] Hobin
    They're all saying whatever
    they want about me.
[11:36] Crowd
    He's wearing expensive clothes, too.
     He must make a ton of money.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
[11:39] Hobin
    I guess being famous isn't all good.
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
SIGN    Stop bad-mouthing Hobin
SIGN    They're terrible people
SIGN    They don't know him at all
SIGN    Don't take it to heart, dude
[11:43] Hobin
    Thanks, guys. You're all I have.
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some
    kind of goal?
[11:47] Female Fan A
    Wow, I'm a big fan!
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
SIGN    Let's fight those guys bad-mouthing you
SIGN    Wait, so you started streaming
SIGN    without some
    kind of goal?
SIGN    Obv trying to score views
[11:49] Female Fan A
    I've seen all of your videos.
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[11:53] Hobin
    Who, me?
[11:54] Female Fan A
    Jiwun!
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
[11:57] Jiwun
    Yes, sure. Let's do that.
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
SIGN    Jiwun's so hot
SIGN    Where are you now?
SIGN    Ah, such a great face
SIGN    Even as a man, I admit he's good-looking
[11:59] Female Fan A
    You're so much more handsome in real life!
[12:00] Hobin
    It wasn't me!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Lololol
SIGN    Don't worry! You got us!
SIGN    Damn it
[12:03] Jiwun
    Thank you.
SIGN    Vlogger
    Newtuber

    Jiwun

    170k
    Subscribers
[12:03] Female Fan B
    Wait, what? Me, too, please!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
[12:05] Hobin
    Is he a NewTuber, too?
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Damn, he shines so gloriously
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Everyone, run!
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
SIGN    Run, run!
SIGN    There's no way to beat this guy
SIGN    It's like he's jelly of Jiwun
SIGN    Leave these people alone
[12:08] Female Fan B
    What are you doing today?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
[12:09] Jiwun
    I'm here to interview
    people on the street.
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    Sorry, Hobin
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    There was nothing we could do
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
SIGN    Your fault for getting the wrong idea
SIGN    Who cares if he gets girls?
SIGN    You've got us!
SIGN    Don't get discouraged!
[12:13] Jiwun
    Hm?
[12:14] Jiwun
    Hello, I'm Jiwun. I'm a NewTuber.
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
SIGN    He's so smooth when talking to people
SIGN    So smooth
SIGN    Wonder what this chick looks like
[12:18] Jiwun
    You're quite pretty.
    May I have a moment of your time?
[12:22] Bomi
    Sorry, I have a prior engagement.
[12:25] Jiwun
    Oh, I see.
    Meeting your boyfriend?
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
SIGN    Jiwun got rejected
SIGN    Feels bad, man
[12:28] Bomi
    Um...
[12:31] Bomi
    It's this guy.
[12:34] Bomi
    Sorry, I'm late, right?
[12:37] Bomi
    Wow, that outfit...
[12:39] Bomi
    Samesies!
[12:42] Bomi
    What a coincidence, huh?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Wait, what?!?!?!
SIGN    Damn, son! He's got a girlfriend?
SIGN    He's here on a date?!
SIGN    Whoa, can't miss the next part!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[12:59] Female Student
    You're such an idiot.
[13:00] Hobin
    I was always jealous of the popular kids.
[13:02] Hobin
    I'm short, cowardly, bad at sports,
    and my grades are only so-so.
[13:08] Hobin
    I'm also not exactly rich.
    I was ashamed of myself.
[13:12] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Out of my way, midget.
[13:16] Hobin
    I wanted to at least be a
    good fighter, like Pakgo.
[13:19] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Die.
[13:20] Hobin
    School's a reflection of society as a whole.
    It's survival of the fittest.
[13:22] Pakgo
    Stay that way until the end of break.
[13:26] Hobin
    It's natural for the
    weaker animal to bow down.
[13:26] Hanger-on B
    So funny!
[13:29] Pakgo
    Let's check on him later.
[13:29] (Flashback) Munseong
    Move. I need to get through.
[13:30] Male Student
    Yeah.
[13:31] (Flashback) Pakgo
    What? Who in the hell do you think—
[13:34] (Flashback) Munseong
    What did you say?
[13:35] (Flashback) Pakgo
    Eek!
[13:37] (Flashback) Munseong
    You need to use polite, clean language.
[13:39] Pakgo
    Right...
[13:39] Hobin
    But Pakgo wasn't an exception to that rule.
[13:43] Hobin
    I admired Munseong.
[13:47] Hobin
    But I don't feel that way anymore!
[13:50] Hobin
    Because look!
    Bomi's right here in front of me!
[13:54] Bomi
    What are you thinking about?
[13:56] Hobin
    I don't need to be popular!
    I don't care if I'm weak!
[14:00] Hobin
    Ah, if I could only stop time right now!
[14:04] Young Man G
    Whoa. She's a major cutie.
[14:09] Bomi
    Sorry.
[14:13] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[14:19] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[14:22] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[14:24] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[14:26] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Hobin.
[14:29] Hobin
    Oh, I passed a florist and
    your face flashed up in my thoughts.
[14:34] Bomi
    Oh, Hobin, you didn't have to do that!
[14:37] Bomi
    Hm? Why doesn't this bouquet
    have any flowers in it?
[14:41] Hobin
    Because there's an even more
    beautiful flower right here.
[14:45] Bomi
    Oh!
[14:47] Son
    Daddy's home!
[14:48] Hobin
    Have you been good, my darling children?
[14:51] Children
    Welcome home!
[14:52] Hobin
    What were you up to today?
[14:55] Daughter
    Daddy.
[14:56] Hobin
    Yes?
[14:57] Daughter
    Snap out of it already, Hobin Yu.
[15:02] Bomi
    Didn't you want to come to a café?
[15:04] Hobin
    Huh? My daughter...
[15:07] Hobin
    Wait, it was a dream?
[15:10] Bomi
    Why are you spacing out like that?
[15:12] Hobin
    No, I love this! I love cafés!
[15:16] Hobin
    You know I'm a man of few words, right?
[15:19] Hobin
    I went off daydreaming just because
    we brushed hands. How stupid am I?
[15:24] Bomi
    A man of few words? Fine.
[15:27] Hobin
    Huh? Is that bad? Did I say something wrong?
[15:33] Hobin
    I guess it's only natural for her
    to be bored if she's with me.
[15:36] Young Male Customer
    Hey, look over there.
[15:38] Young Male Customer
    They're wearing matching Kucci outfits.
[15:40] Young Female Customer
    That's cute. We should do that, too.
[15:43] Young Male Customer
    I feel bad for the girl, though.
[15:46] Young Male Customer
    Women get embarrassed
    walking around with short guys, right?
[15:50] Young Female Customer
    Hey, he can hear you!
[15:52] Young Male Customer
    It's fine. He can't hear us.
[15:54] Hobin
    Idiot. I can hear you loud and clear.
[15:57] Hobin
    I knew this would happen.
[16:00] Hobin
    Bomi must be embarrassed
    to be with someone like me.
[16:04] Hobin
    It's not like that.
[16:07] Hobin
    We aren't matching, either.
[16:13] Bomi
    This strawberry parfait
    is all over social media!
[16:16] Bomi
    I'm so glad I was finally able to get it!
[16:19] Hobin
    Is that so? I had no idea.
[16:23] Bomi
    Where do you want to go after this?
[16:26] Hobin
    I dunno.
[16:28] Bomi
    Hobin, do you have any hobbies?
    What do you like?
[16:32] Hobin
    Uh, nothing much, really.
[16:36] Hobin
    What do you do for fun in your free time?
[16:41] Hobin
    Well, I don't exactly have "fun" at all.
[16:47] Bomi
    Let's go.
[16:48] Hobin
    Huh?
[16:49] Bomi
    I asked you out because
     I thought it'd be fun.
[16:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're great to chat to when we text,
    but in person, you barely say two words to me.
[17:02] Bomi
    I'm sorry I forced you to put up with me.
[17:06] Hobin
    You must be embarrassed
     to be with me, right?
[17:09] Bomi
    Huh?
[17:10] Hobin
    I'm sorry. I've never gone
    out with a girl before.
[17:15] Hobin
    In fact, I don't think I've ever
    spoken to a girl like this before.
[17:19] Hobin
    I've never been to such a fancy café, either.
[17:21] Hobin
    I have no idea how to behave.
[17:25] Hobin
    My hobby is watching NewTubu at home,
    but I was too ashamed to admit that.
[17:32] Hobin
    I don't have any friends,
    so I stay at home on holidays.
[17:36] Hobin
    I wanted to eat, too, but I get
    too nervous when I look at your face.
[17:44] Hobin
    I mean, how can I concentrate on food
    when I'm looking at such a pretty face?
[17:50] Bomi
    Wait, Hobin, where's this—
[17:55] Bomi
    Hobin, you're sweating so much!
[17:58] Hobin
    I thought it'd be too hot
    for you on this side.
[18:03] Hobin
    Sorry for just deciding that on my own.
[18:15] Gaeul
    Well played, Hobin Yu.
[18:20] Bomi
    Yes, hello? Huh? Yeah, I'm with a friend.
[18:26] Bomi
    Really? You're close by?
[18:29] Hobin
    Walking together like this makes me
    feel like I'm Bomi's boyfriend.
[18:33] Bomi
    Sorry, I just got a call from a
     friend of mine from grade school.
[18:38] Hobin
    A friend from grade school?
[18:40] Bomi
    Yeah, we used to be close,
    but we kind of lost touch.
[18:46] Bomi
    Coincidentally, we're all
    in the same area right now.
[18:49] Hobin
    Did you friend come to eat the...
[18:52] Bomi
    Yes, the strawberry parfait.
[18:56] Hobin
    Bomi looked so cute when
    she was eating that parfait!
[18:59] Bomi
    I just remembered.
[19:01] Bomi
    My friend goes to the
     same school as you, Hobin.
[19:04] Hobin
    Really? What's your friend's name?
[19:07] Bomi
    Munseong Kim.
[19:11] Hobin
    Munseong Kim?
[19:13] Hobin
    The rising star in the world of MMA?
[19:17] Hobin
    The man who has everything?
[19:19] Hobin
    Munseong, who I can't even talk
    to at school, is friends with Bomi?
[19:26] Bomi
    Hm, maybe you don't know him.
[19:30] Hobin
    Ah, I'm so tired. That was one stressful day.
[19:35] Hobin
    Hayashi in sales made a huge error.
[19:38] Hobin
    I had to give him a good talking-to.
[19:40] Bomi
    That must've been hard.
[19:43] Bomi
    Thank you for working so hard, Munseong.
[19:47] Munseong
    Yeah.
[19:48] Children
    Daddy! Welcome home!
[19:49] Bomi
    By the way...
[19:51] Bomi
    Who is that man?
[19:53] Munseong
    I don't know.
[19:55] Munseong
    Looks like he's some loser who's
    wishing he could be with a beautiful girl.
[19:59] Daughter
    Seriously, Hobin Yu, snap out of it already.
[20:07] Bomi
    Do you know Munseong?
[20:09] Hobin
    Um, yeah. I do.
[20:12] Bomi
    No way. Really? Are you close?
[20:16] Hobin
    Munseong, right? Yeah, we're good friends.
[20:19] Hobin
    I seriously didn't want her to know
    that I was part of the loser group.
[20:24] Bomi
    Wow, what a coincidence.
[20:26] Bomi
    Huh? No way. Munseong!
[20:30] Hobin
    But I immediately regretted those words.
[20:33] Hobin
    Munseong...
[20:35] Hobin
    What terrible timing.
[20:37] Hobin
    Same outfit, too? Is that to spite me?
[20:40] Bomi
    I can't believe I finally caught up with you!
[20:43] Bomi
    Munseong, is it true you and
     Hobin are good friends?
[20:46] Munseong
    Good friends?
[20:50] Munseong
    Me and him?
[20:58] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[21:00] Bomi
    Oh, come on. You two are friends, aren't you?
[21:02] Munseong
    You do NewTubu, right?
[21:03] Snapper
    Being in love is like fighting in a bout.
[21:06] Hobin
    Just you wait, Bomi!
[21:07] Snapper
    Now it's time for: "I confessed my love to
    a friend and got dumped!" Enjoy the stream!
[21:12] Munseong
    You're a good fighter.
[21:14] Hobin
    It's not a secret video known only to me?
[21:17] Snapper
    Run...
[21:18] Bomi
    What's wrong with you?!
    Why are you doing this?!
[21:20] Hobin
    I was so deeply ashamed of myself
    from the bottom of my heart.

E4 - Humiliation

E6 - The Devil

E7 - Special Training

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[00:04] Snapper
    This girl is the "old man" we were talking to?
SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:07] Gaeul
    Don't look so astonished.
[00:09] Snapper
    Today, let's talk about
    the devil of Gangbuk High.
[00:12] Gaeul
    "Taekwondo's useless in a real fight."
[00:15] Gaeul
    That's the opinion of a total amateur!
[00:17] Hobin
    This isn't some regular thug.
[00:19] Hobin
    He's a pro fighter!
[00:22] Taehun
    You're "Viral Hit," right?
[00:25] Hobin
    The real reason people call him
     the devil is because...
[00:28] Hobin
    he takes your friends hostage.
[00:31] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Special
    Training
[02:07] Taehun
    Hey...
[02:09] Taehun
    You got 100 yen?
[02:12] Hobin
    Huh? What does this guy want?
[02:15] Taehun
    I guess not.
[02:17] Hobin
    He beats people up
    for such minor reasons?
[02:20] Gaeul
    That looks painful.
[02:22] Hobin
    Does he think humans
    are toys or something?
[02:26] Hobin
    That's no reason to hurt someone.
[02:30] Taehun
    Gimme your NewTubu. C'mon, give it.
[02:33] Snapper
    No. We've put so much work into it.
[02:38] Hobin
    This is wrong.
[02:41] Hobin
    Uh, let's stop the violence
    and talk this over—
[02:44] Taehun
    Didn't you hear me?
[02:46] Taehun
    I said to hand over your NewTubu.
[02:49] Hobin
    What's with this guy's overbearing aura?
[02:52] Hobin
    I won't even be able to hurt him.
    He'd just clobber me.
[02:56] Hobin
    Taehun, was it?
[02:58] Hobin
    He feels so far away.
[03:01] Taehun
    Well?
[03:04] Hobin
    "How to Fight and Beat a Regular Person."
[03:08] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:11] Hobin
    Won't work.
[03:14] Hobin
    Overhand hook!
[03:17] Hobin
    That won't work, either.
[03:20] Hobin
    Conclusion: I lose.
[03:23] Hobin
    All right, take it.
[03:25] Hobin
    I don't want him to beat me up.
[03:28] Taehun
    You're giving it to me?
[03:29] Hobin
    He fills people's hearts
    with powerlessness and shame
[03:33] Hobin
    by beating up their friends
    while they stand by, huh?
[03:35] Gaeul
    What did he just say?
[03:37] Snapper
    Hobin, you...
[03:40] Taehun
    Huh.
[03:42] Taehun
    What are you thinking?
[03:46] Hobin
    If I give you my NewTubu...
[03:49] Hobin
    ...you won't hit us anymore, right?
[03:51] Hobin
    Your attacks do zilch against someone who
    lacks shame and is immune to powerlessness.
[03:58] Hobin
    The sunset's so beautiful. Don't you think?
[04:02] Hobin
    We took Snapper to the hospital.
[04:04] Hobin
    He had cracked ribs from
    just that one back kick.
[04:08] Hobin
    You're angry, aren't you?
[04:11] Hobin
    But it was the only way.
[04:14] Hobin
    If I hadn't said I'd hand it over, a few
    broken ribs would've been just the start.
[04:19] Hobin
    We should stay away from
     psychopaths like him.
[04:22] Hobin
    Let's leave it to the police.
[04:24] Snapper
    But I still can't accept it.
[04:27] Hobin
    Huh?
[04:28] Snapper
    I didn't want to give up our NewTubu,
     even if I got beat up.
[04:35] Snapper
    In all honesty, when you went
    toe to toe with Pakgo, I was inspired.
[04:42] Snapper
    Even a weakling can
    manufacture a miracle.
[04:45] Snapper
    Even a person like me is
    allowed to show courage.
[04:48] Snapper
    That's what you made me feel.
[04:50] Snapper
    But what are you saying now?
[04:53] Snapper
    Calling the police isn't the same.
[04:57] Snapper
    Don't you have any pride?
[05:01] Hobin
    Nope.
[05:02] Snapper
    Huh?
[05:03] Hobin
    Does having pride put food on the table?
[05:06] Hobin
    You want me to fight that
     monster to defend my pride?
[05:10] Hobin
    Pakgo is just a thug. Taehun's a pro.
[05:15] Hobin
    To be honest, I'm scared.
[05:17] Hobin
    An opponent who can nullify all of
    the moves I worked so hard to learn...
[05:23] Hobin
    I'm scared. I don't want to get hurt.
[05:26] Hobin
    Is it wrong to be scared?
[05:28] Hobin
    What am I supposed to do against a pro?
[05:32] Hobin
    Anyway, I'm sorry.
[05:36] Snapper
    Fine. Do what you want.
[05:43] Gaeul
    Snapper, how're ya feeling?
[05:47] Snapper
    Gaeul?
[05:49] Gaeul
    Leaving already, Hobin?
[05:51] Hobin
    Yeah. Take care of Snapper for me.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeok Wu
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
SIGN    Male
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Sabu Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Dongju Kang
[05:55] Gaeul
    You still in pain?
[05:57] Snapper
    Ah, this is nothing.
[06:00] Gaeul
    I'm glad to see all's well.
[06:02] Snapper
    If I was in a better condition,
    I could've beat up Taehun myself.
[06:06] Snapper
    He lucked out today.
[06:08] Gaeul
    Sure, sure. Enough joking around.
[06:12] Gaeul
    I'm sure you're bored, so we can chat—
[06:13] Snapper
    Hey, listen.
[06:16] Snapper
    I'm sorry, but can I get some alone time?
[06:19] Snapper
    I'm just really tired.
[06:21] Gaeul
    Oh. Yes, of course.
[06:26] Gaeul
    Uh, well, take care.
[06:28] Snapper
    Yeah, you take care, too.
[06:36] Snapper
    Damn it.
[06:37] Snapper
    I-I wanted to show off in front of her.
[06:42] Snapper
    But she saw how pitifully weak I am.
    She knows I'm a loser now.
[06:48] Snapper
    It's so embarrassing.
[07:17] Man 1
    I lost again.
[07:19] Man 1
    Who is this taekwondo guy?
[07:22] Man 2
    Keep your voice down. It's Taehun Seong.
[07:25] Man 1
    Seriously? Did he hear me?
[07:26] Man 2
    Let's wrap this up and get outta here.
[07:29] Hobin
    Um...
[07:31] Hobin
    May I use that machine?
[07:34] Man 1
    Taehun uses taekwondo in video games, too?
[07:37] Man 2
    It's like he regrets quitting.
[07:39] Man 1
    Don't you know? They say
    he didn't really get fired. He—
[07:44] Man 2
    Wait, look.
[07:45] Man 1
    Huh?
[07:46] Man 2
    Taehun lost?
[07:48] Man 1
    A perfect game, too? What's going on?
[07:52] Hobin
    Not that impressive after all.
[07:55] Hobin
    Taekwondo.
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 1
[07:57] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Get the opponent worked up."
SIGN    Get the opponent worked up
[08:02] Taehun
    Hey.
[08:03] Taehun
    Are you messing with me?
[08:06] Hobin
    I'm scared to death.
[08:08] Hobin
    I came to give you
     my NewTubu channel.
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Yessir!
SIGN    You ready?
SIGN    OK
SIGN    Yessir!
[08:14] Taehun
    Oh, really? Then, let's start right away—
[08:17] Hobin
    But not right now.
[08:19] Hobin
    You want my NewTubu channel, right?
[08:21] Hobin
    It's yours if you beat me
     one month from now.
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN    Taehun, you coward!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    We're watching!
SIGN    I was so scared, I'm using
SIGN    my little sister's account. Idiots!
[08:24] Hobin
    Mom, what am I doing? I...
[08:28] Hobin
    I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[08:31] Hobin
    You can have my friends
    and my subscribers, too.
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN    Us, too? Why?!
SIGN    No way! I'm scared!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin! You're going way too far!
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    Did he just laugh?
SIGN    What's that laugh about?
SIGN    Eek!
[08:39] Taehun
    What if I told you
    to hand it over now?
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    This guy's serious
SIGN    Scary as hell
SIGN    Never too late to apologize
SIGN    This guy's serious
[08:42] Hobin
    Why would you?
[08:44] Hobin
    Are you scared I'd beat you
    if I had a month to prepare?
[08:51] Taehun
    Fine.
[08:54] Taehun
    Let me know when you've
    decided the time and place.
[08:58] Hobin
    I just wet myself a little.
[09:00] Hobin
    And that's how it went.
[09:03] Hobin
    I ended up paying the
    repair fee on the machine.
[09:07] Gaeul
    Dagnabbit! What were you thinking?!
[09:09] Gaeul
    I'm gonna be so darn worried about you now!
[09:12] Snapper
    Hey, calm down!
[09:14] Gaeul
    If Hobin loses, I'll clobber that guy myself!
[09:18] Gaeul
    He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[09:22] Snapper
    But why, though?
[09:24] Snapper
    I thought you said you weren't going to
    fight Taehun so you wouldn't get hurt.
[09:29] Hobin
    It's because I know that feeling.
[09:32] Snapper
    Huh?
[09:34] Hobin
    I'm heading off now.
[09:35] Gaeul
    Hey, wait, Hobin!
    I was gonna show you my kicks—
[09:38] Hobin
    I'll be pretty busy preparing.
[09:43] Hobin
    A month goes by a lot faster than you think.
[09:50] Samdak
    How to Fight: Lesson 3!
SIGN    How to Fight
SIGN    Lesson 3
[09:53] Samdak
    Today, we will be using an aid.
[09:55] Samdak
    Please find an unused power strip.
[09:59] Samdak
    The brawling technique
    you will learn today is:
SIGN    How to Beat a
     Taekwondo Fighter
    in a Fight as a
    Regular Person
[10:03] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:08] Hobin
    I have faith in this. The reason...
[10:12] Hobin
    is because I've tasted the joy of victory.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[10:26] Samdak
    How to Fight: Lesson 2!
    "How to fight and beat a regular person."
[10:30] Samdak
    Did you manage to do the low kick
    and overhand hook effectively?
[10:35] Samdak
    Then we will dive into Lesson 3.
[10:38] Samdak
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter
    in a fight as a regular person!"
[10:41] Samdak
    The answer is simple.
[10:44] Samdak
    It's totally impossible!
[10:46] Hobin
    What?!
[10:47] Samdak
    Use your common sense. There's no way
    a regular person can beat a pro.
[10:53] Hobin
    That won't do!
[10:55] Samdak
    Damn it! The best course
    of action is to give up.
[10:59] Hobin
    Master! Please find an exception!
[11:02] Samdak
    Death awaits all who are on the
    receiving end of the taekwondo back kick.
[11:08] Samdak
    You die.
[11:09] Hobin
    Why would you scare me like that?!
[11:12] Samdak
    Taekwondo boasts smooth footwork
    and powerful kicks.
[11:16] Samdak
    A regular person has no chance at all.
[11:20] Hobin
    I've never heard the master speak like this.
[11:23] Hobin
    Is it really impossible for a
    regular person to beat a pro, after all?
[11:28] Hobin
    Is there really no way?
[11:30] Hobin
    I have to beat Taehun.
    Otherwise, my NewTubu will be...
[11:34] Samdak
    But what if this were a
     brawl outside the ring?
[11:40] Samdak
    Did you forget already?
[11:43] Samdak
    I'm teaching you how to fight,
    not how to do martial arts.
[11:49] Hobin
    Stop with the playing-coy routine!
[11:52] Samdak
    Beating taekwondo with its smooth footwork
    and powerful kicks in a street fight is simple.
[12:00] Samdak
    You make it so they can't use their feet.
[12:04] Samdak
    Control the environment.
[12:06] Samdak
    Outside of the ring,
    do you think it's possible to employ
[12:10] Samdak
    taekwondo footwork and kicks
    on a slippery, dangerous surface?
[12:14] Samdak
    Every martial art has
    environment-based restrictions.
[12:18] Samdak
    And taekwondo is no exception.
[12:21] Samdak
    Fight them someplace
    where they can't use their feet.
[12:28] Hobin
    Control the environment?
[12:30] Hobin
    A restrictive environment with
    unsure footing or someplace slippery.
[12:36] Hobin
    I know! In a month's time...
[12:38] Hobin
    I'll fight him on a rainy day.
[12:40] Samdak
    Once you've selected your location,
    your training begins.
[12:47] Samdak
    But before that, let's review
    the moves you've already learned.
[12:52] Hobin
    Calf kick.
[12:53] Samdak
    Brush up on your calf kicks and overhand hooks
    to make sure they're always available to you.
[12:59] Hobin
    Unlike the big taekwondo kicks, the calf kick
    is more compact, so it should be useful.
[13:07] Samdak
    The three essentials to fighting:
[13:09] Samdak
    build, stamina, willpower.
    Always keep training these.
[13:15] Hobin
    When it rains,
    Taehun won't be able to kick freely.
[13:20] Hobin
    So I should beat him with moves
    I already know, right?
[13:22] Samdak
    But you still won't be able to win.
[13:25] Hobin
    Stop screwing with me!
[13:27] Samdak
    Even with all of these conditions met,
    your chance of winning is still only 5%.
[13:32] Hobin
    Then what do I do?!
[13:35] Samdak
    But I know a move that raise it to 40%.
[13:40] Samdak
    And that move is...
[13:42] Samdak
    the tackle!
[13:44] Samdak
    Ah, my sandbag.
    Oh, my god. That was expensive.
[13:49] Samdak
    Tackling is the move martial artists
    who prefer kicking dislike the most.
[13:55] Samdak
    You must practice tackling now.
SIGN    Cold-Water Bath
[14:00] Samdak
    Is going to the gym too difficult?
[14:02] Samdak
    Is there nowhere for you to practice?
[14:04] Samdak
    Don't worry. We have water.
[14:09] Hobin
    This is tough.
[14:10] Samdak
    Use the water resistance to train your
    muscles, heart, lungs, and overall stamina.
[14:16] Hobin
    A little longer.
[14:19] Hobin
    So cold!
[14:20] Samdak
    The tackle relies on
    training your core muscles.
[14:23] Samdak
    So train your core muscles
    for the next month.
[14:27] Child
    Daddy! That man's thingy is so small!
[14:30] Gaeul
    Excuse the intrusion.
[14:32] Samdak
    You don't know what the core muscles are?
[14:35] Samdak
    You don't know how to train them?
[14:38] Samdak
    Don't try to overthink it.
[14:40] Snapper
    Where'd Hobin go
    without even locking his door?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So damn old-fashioned
SIGN    So this is Hobin's house...
SIGN    This isn't a set?
SIGN    So damn old-fashioned
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
[14:47] Snapper
    Hm? What's that sound?
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    Oh no no no no no
SIGN    I hear noises from the closet
SIGN    What? This is getting scary
SIGN    Oh no no no no no
[14:51] Samdak
    Just hang off something!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
[14:54] Snapper
    Idiot! Don't scare me like that!
[14:57] Snapper
    What are you doing in there?!
[14:59] Hobin
    Core muscles... Hanging from a bar...
[15:02] Snapper
    You can find bars to
    hang from in the park!
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening
SIGN    He doesn't get it at all
SIGN    You want a loser to train in public?
SIGN    Yeah, that ain't happening
[15:06] Hobin
    Anyway, what do you guys want?
[15:10] Snapper
    We're here to livestream this.
[15:12] Snapper
    We can't just do nothing till
    the day of the fight with Taehun.
[15:15] Snapper
    We can't just stop
    milking our viewers for cash!
[15:19] Gaeul
    Hm? What might this be?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right??
SIGN    Show us the editor's face
SIGN    Is she a cutie? Well, is she?
SIGN    She's a total cutie pie, right??
[15:23] Gaeul
    A bag of trash?
[15:25] Hobin
    Oh, that's...
[15:28] Samdak
    Now that your chance of winning
    is at 40%, let's raise it to 50%.
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm? At this hour?
SIGN    An alarm just went off
SIGN    An alarm? At this hour?
[15:36] Samdak
    Train your abs!
[15:38] Snapper
    Hobin! Has all of this exercise
    made you go crazy?!
[15:43] Snapper
    Training your abs
    won't help you beat Taehun!
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    Learn a new move instead!
SIGN    What's the point of doing abs training?
SIGN    He wants a six-pack to get girls, right?
SIGN    Learn a new move instead!
[15:47] Gaeul
    This is the right way.
    Sheesh. Darned kids these days!
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    Please show us your face
SIGN    There she is lolol
SIGN    She's got a cute voice, but, uh...
SIGN    Please show us your face
[15:51] Samdak
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:51] Gaeul
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[15:55] Samdak
    You have to build up
    a body that can resist them!
[15:55] Gaeul
    You have to build up
    a body that can resist them!
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
[15:59] Samdak
    And to train most effectively...
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    The know-it-all's here lolol
[16:01] Gaeul
    I can't stand idly by.
[16:03] Gaeul
    This will make it more effective!
[16:08] Hobin
    Wait, Gaeul! Help!
[16:12] Snapper
    Hobin, I truly...
[16:15] Snapper
    ...envy you right now!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    That must hurt...
SIGN    °shudders°
SIGN    Eek!
SIGN    That must hurt...
[16:21] Student 1
    Do you watch Viral Hit?
[16:23] Student 2
    Of course. It's so entertaining.
    Today's the day, right?
[16:27] Student 2
    The day of the fight with Taehun.
[16:29] Hobin
    It went by so fast.
[16:31] Hobin
    I trained as instructed, but can I really win?
[16:35] Hobin
    This is a pro we're talking about.
[16:37] Hobin
    No, I can do it.
[16:40] Hobin
    I have the advantage
    against no-kick taekwondo.
[16:43] Hobin
    I chose an alley near
    my house as the location.
[16:46] Hobin
    It's not narrow enough to stop him
    from using all of his kicks, but that's fine.
[16:48] Weather Reporter
    Now, let's take a look at the
    weather for the week ahead.
[16:50] Hobin
    Because...
[16:51] Hobin
    it's gonna absolutely pour!
[16:52] Weather Reporter
    We're expecting to see a lot of rain
    all across the country.
[16:53] Hobin
    If the ground's slippery,
    Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[16:55] Weather Reporter
    This bad weather will last a while due to
    the low air pressure, so please take care.
[16:57] Hobin
    God, please...
[17:00] Hobin
    Please make it rain already!
[17:03] Snapper
    Hey, did you see the news?
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Mornin'
SIGN    Heya
SIGN    Good morning
SIGN    Mornin'
[17:07] Snapper
    For two weeks running...
[17:09] Snapper
    the weather forecast's
     been way off.
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
SIGN    It's been off for a while now
SIGN    Wasn't it supposed to rain today?
[17:12] Hobin
    Huh?
[17:13] Snapper
    I'm relieved. Rain messes with the footage.
[17:16] Snapper
    But anyway, what's this secret plan you had?
[17:20] Snapper
    I can't wait to see it.
[17:22] Hobin
    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
SIGN    Can't wait
SIGN    Can't wait
SIGN    Now I'm getting tense, too
[17:24] Hobin
    Without rain, my plan's ruined.
[17:28] Hobin
    Without rain,
    there's no point in fighting there!
[17:33] Samdak
    If you cannot restrict their kicks,
[17:35] Samdak
    it's impossible for a regular person
    to beat a taekwondo fighter.
[17:39] Hobin
    Then, I...
[17:42] Hobin
    I...
[17:45] Hobin
    No.
[17:47] Snapper
    Huh? What's wrong?
[17:49] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol
SIGN    Did he seriously run away?
SIGN    You're kidding, right?
SIGN    Yup, scared. I knew it lol
[17:52] Hobin
    I can't! I quit!
[17:55] Snapper
    Sorry, everyone.
    Hobin just suddenly ran off.
[17:59] Snapper
    Man, he's really fast, isn't he?
[18:03] Taehun
    How cute.
[18:03] Snapper
    Hey, where are you going?!
[18:05] Snapper
    This isn't the location you chose!
[18:07] Taehun
    Looks like I'm finally gonna become rich.
[18:07] Snapper
    Hey, uh, what are you doing?
[18:10] Snapper
    Did your desperation make you go insane?!
[18:12] Taehun
    What should I spend my money on?
[18:24] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
[18:26] Hobin
    "Get the opponent worked up."
[18:34] Taehun
    Hey...
[18:35] Taehun
    What are you doing?
[18:38] Hobin
    How to Fight, Lesson 3:
[18:41] Hobin
    "How to beat a taekwondo fighter."
[18:44] Hobin
    Take away their kicks.
[18:46] Hobin
    If it doesn't rain naturally, make it rain.
[18:52] Hobin
    Don't forget to like, subscribe,
[18:55] Hobin
    and hit that notification button.
[18:57] Hobin
    Without his kicks...
[19:00] Hobin
    I can beat him!
[19:04] Taehun
    Now, why would you think
    that I only use kicks?
[19:07] Hobin
    The winner of numerous
    taekwondo tournaments,
SIGN    World Taekwondo
     Foundation
[19:11] Hobin
    and a former pro MMA fighter
    in the Max Fighting Championship...
[19:16] Taehun
    This is a fight, right?
[19:19] Hobin
    the "Striking Martial Artist": Taehun Seong.
[19:22] Hobin
    What was that just now?
    My vision just went all white.
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Snap out of it
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Whoa, his punch was too fast
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
SIGN    I thought Taehun practiced taekwondo
SIGN    So he's not just about taekwondo lol
SIGN    Well, he's an MMA fighter, after all
[19:27] Taehun
    I was looking forward to this.
    Don't tell me that's all you had.
[19:33] Hobin
    Did he punch me?
[19:36] Snapper
    Hey, c'mon, Hobin.
    That's not the whole plan, is it?
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged
    a pro!
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged
    a pro!
[19:40] Snapper
    You didn't spend a month
    prepping just for that, right?
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged
    a pro!
SIGN    A month of prep and then this
SIGN    I knew this would happen lolol
SIGN    The bigger idiot is the one
SIGN    who challenged
    a pro!
SIGN    A month of prep and then this
[19:43] Snapper
    Did ya think you'd win just by spraying
    water around to make it hard to kick?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro
SIGN    You thought unsure footing
SIGN    would let you win?
SIGN    Some say he's naive, some say he's an idiot...
SIGN    That's what you get for underestimating a pro
[19:48] Hobin
    Ah, I'm all dizzy.
    This is nothing like facing Pakgo.
SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol
SIGN    Look who's "slipping" now lololol
[19:54] Taehun
    So now what?
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    That means his calf kick, too...
SIGN    Good question lololol
SIGN    That means his calf kick, too...
[19:58] Hobin
    This! Calf kick!
[20:03] Hobin
    Yes.
[20:06] Hobin
    This is all of it.
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    How come he didn't slip?
SIGN    Seriously? lolol
SIGN    Wasn't that awesome?
SIGN    How come he didn't slip?
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes!
SIGN    I know why
SIGN    Hobin's wearing water shoes!
[20:14] Hobin
    These water shoes won't slip at all,
    even when in water.
[20:19] Hobin
    This is what popular kids wear
    to the beach and water parks, right?
[20:24] Hobin
    They make me feel cool, too.
[20:27] (Flashback) Kid
    Daddy, that guy's wearing shoes in the bath.
[20:31] Hobin
    These will stop me from slipping.
[20:33] Hobin
    They're stylish, too,
    so they make me feel great.
[20:36] (Flashback) Hobin
    I'll buy a pair that matches my uniform.
SIGN    Unisex Popular Water Shoes
SIGN    Sale Price
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Limited coupon available
SIGN    Download
SIGN    Discount amount
SIGN    Yen
[20:38] Hobin
    With these, I'll be the only one not slipping.
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
[20:43] Hobin
    In all honesty, I'm hurting
    and I want to give up, but...
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    He wore water shoes all day? That's good prep
SIGN    Please don't die, Hobin!
SIGN    If you fall now, how will you
SIGN    keep your promise to your viewers?
SIGN    Don't give up!
[20:47] Snapper
    Three minutes.
[20:49] Hobin
    I have to hold on for three minutes
     so we can insert ads.
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
SIGN    Next episode: "Hobin Dies"
SIGN    Always so practical lol
SIGN    Three minutes sounds easy. Go for it!
[20:58] Hobin
    The water's supposed to make him slip.
[21:00] Gaeul
    Pros really are on another level.
[21:02] Taehun
    It's the first time you've
    used it in a fight, isn't it?
[21:05] Samdak
    Run away immediately.
[21:07] Snapper
    I thought you wanted to make money!
[21:10] Munseong
    Right now, it's best if you don't watch.
[21:13] Taehun
    You're lucky.
[21:15] Taehun
    If that had been my right leg, you'd be dead.
[21:18] Snapper
    Is money really that important?
    Why would you go this far?!
[21:22] Hobin
    This isn't about money.

E8 - A Real Fight

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Taehun
    Give me your NewTubu.
[00:08] Snapper
    It's so embarrassing.
[00:10] Hobin
    I'm challenging a pro to a brawl.
[00:14] Gaeul
    He'll get a taste of my special calf kick!
[00:17] Samdak
    So train your core muscles!
[00:19] Snapper
    Training your abs won't
    help you beat Taehun!
[00:23] Hobin
    If the floor's slippery,
    Taehun won't be able to use his kicks.
[00:27] Taehun
    Don't tell me that's all you had.
[00:29] Hobin
    I have to hold on for three minutes
     so we can insert ads.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    World Taekwondo
     Foundation
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    A Real
    Fight
[02:13] Hobin
    Huh? How?
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
SIGN    Stay focused!
SIGN    That's what you get for showing off
SIGN    That's a pro you're facing!
[02:16] Taehun
    Hey. Where are you going?
[02:19] Hobin
    He's so fast. How's he so fast?
[02:24] Hobin
    With the floor wet,
    he should be slipping around.
[02:27] Hobin
    It's not like he's wearing water shoes.
[02:30] Hobin
    With Pakgo, I was able to keep my distance.
[02:33] Hobin
    But Taehun is predicting all of my moves.
SIGN    He's running away lol
SIGN    He's running away lol
[02:37] Hobin
    That's when I learned
    for the first time...
[02:40] Gaeul
    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all.
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Taehun's not like Pakgo at all
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    The editor's here lol
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
SIGN    Show us your face
SIGN    Show us
SIGN    Take a look at Taehun's feet
[02:44] Gaeul
    Take a look at Taehun's feet.
[02:46] Hobin
    ...just how important footwork is.
[02:49] Hobin
    It looks like he's slipping, but he's actually
     using his body skillfully to close in on me.
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
[02:54] Gaeul
    Yup, pros really
    are on another level!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
[02:58] Gaeul
    Did you think a pro
    would only practice kicks?
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
SIGN    Yup, pros really are on another level!
SIGN    Did you think a pro would only practice kicks?
SIGN    He's using his footwork to close the distance!
[03:01] Gaeul
    He's using his footwork
    to close the distance.
[03:05] Gaeul
    These are techniques
    a real pro uses!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you
    understand?
SIGN    These are techniques a real pro uses!
SIGN    He doesn't call himself
    a pro for nothing!
SIGN    Do you
    understand?
[03:09] Gaeul
    He doesn't call himself
     a pro for nothing!
[03:12] Gaeul
    Do you understand?
[03:14] Hobin
    I can't even run away!
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
SIGN    Hobin's done for...
[03:16] Hobin
    But who cares?!
[03:20] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:23] Hobin
    I also trained really hard!
[03:26] Hobin
    His punches are too fast for me to use
    "How to get hit without getting hurt."
[03:32] Hobin
    No. This ain't over at all.
[03:36] Hobin
    I'm tanking good hits all over.
    It's draining my stamina.
[03:43] Hobin
    Calf—
[03:46] Hobin
    But this is the only thing
    I can do right now!
[03:50] Snapper
    I wish he'd stop shouting
    his move when he attacks.
[03:56] Snapper
    At any rate...
[03:57] Snapper
    It's just a matter of time
    before he gets knocked out!
[04:02] Snapper
    One more! Calf kick!
[04:05] Snapper
    Why's he fixated on those calf kicks?
[04:09] Snapper
    Could he have a reason for
    shouting it out every time?
[04:13] Snapper
    Is he trying to throw that punch while
    his opponent's focus is on the calf kicks?
[04:21] Hobin
    C-Calf...
[04:27] Hobin
    Tackle!
[04:31] Taehun
    This guy...
[04:33] Samdak
    Are you still lacking confidence,
    even after all of that training?
[04:38] Samdak
    Are you afraid your tackle won't work?
[04:40] Samdak
    Have you tried a tackle before
    and failed? If that is the case...
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Wtf lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    Clap clap clap clap
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    What a dangerous tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    Unexpected lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
SIGN    lololol
SIGN    I seriously just lol'd
SIGN    Danger tackle lol
SIGN    He didn't even budge lol
[04:45] Samdak
    ...then what you did before
    wasn't a real tackle!
[04:49] Samdak
    Your tackle most likely failed last time
    because you missed a vital focal point.
[04:54] Samdak
    Namely, the back of the knees.
[04:56] Samdak
    Grab your opponent there and pull.
    You should be able to take down a bigger foe.
[05:01] Samdak
    Double leg tackle!
[05:04] Hobin
    I did it!
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
SIGN    Awesome
SIGN    What just happened?
[05:07] Snapper
    But something feels off about this.
    Would Taehun really go down so easily?
[05:13] Samdak
    Now that you've scored a takedown,
[05:16] Samdak
    your chances of
    winning are over 50%!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!
SIGN    Seriously awesome!
SIGN    He can win this!
[05:20] Snapper
    That's it! Punch him! Hobin wins!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Go, dude!
SIGN    Go!
[05:25] Samdak
    But please remember this one thing.
[05:28] Samdak
    Do not swing down and punch them.
[05:31] Samdak
    You're facing a pro.
    You only get one chance.
[05:35] Samdak
    What should you do, you ask?
[05:37] Samdak
    I've already taught you how to knock out
    your opponent with one move.
[05:43] Hobin
    Hurry!
[05:44] Samdak
    Slide your hand into the opponent's collar,
    grab them by the clothes, and pull hard.
[05:49] Hobin
    I have to hurry!
[05:50] Samdak
    Entangle your opponent like they're in
    a spider's web so that they can't resist.
[05:54] Hobin
    There's no time!
[05:56] Samdak
    Then, cross your other hand over.
[06:00] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:01] Samdak
    Clench your fists as hard as you can.
[06:04] Hobin
    Clench my fists.
[06:06] Hobin
    Effort always pays off.
[06:08] Samdak
    This is the move that puts
    pressure on the carotid artery:
[06:11] Samdak
    the cross choke!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    A choke?!
SIGN    Using a choke here and now?
SIGN    Seriously?
[06:13] Hobin
    Hurry!
[06:14] Samdak
    It takes ten seconds for a person to black out.
    Count it out in your head.
[06:14] Hobin
    One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    But why...
[06:21] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
SIGN    But why...
SIGN    Why's Taehun looking so unfazed?
[06:21] Hobin
    Eight, nine, ten...
[06:22] Taehun
    Your legs aren't on mine.
[06:25] Hobin
    Why?
[06:27] Taehun
    This is your first real fight, isn't it?
[06:31] Hobin
    The cross choke isn't work?
[06:34] Taehun
    Looks like you got impatient.
SIGN    How to Fight
    Lesson 1
[06:36] Samdak
    How to Fight, Lesson 1:
    "Never get worked up."
SIGN    Never Get
    Worked Up
[06:41] Samdak
    This rule applies to you, too.
[06:45] Samdak
    The less experienced you are,
[06:47] Samdak
    the more you should focus on staying calm
    and doing things slowly, step by step.
[06:51] Hobin
    I'm an idiot.
[06:53] Hobin
    After all that practice, too.
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
SIGN    Argh!
SIGN    You scared me!
SIGN    My heart almost stopped lol
[06:56] Hobin
    After training for a whole month
    by hanging in the closet.
[06:59] Hobin
    I got too carried away with executing
    the move and lost track of the basics.
[07:05] Taehun
    A tackle into a cross choke, huh?
    I'll admit, you've been working hard.
[07:12] Snapper
    Damn it! He was so close!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
SIGN    Nice try
SIGN    One more tackle wins it probably!
SIGN    Don't lose now!
[07:15] Gaeul
    Taehun let himself get
    taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
SIGN    Taehun let himself get taken down on purpose!
[07:19] Snapper
    What?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
SIGN    Huh? Seriously?
SIGN    But Taehun was on the back foot, right?
[07:21] Taehun
    So listen...
[07:24] Taehun
    Wanna know why I let you take me down?
[07:28] Hobin
    When did he take that?
[07:30] Hobin
    He let me tackle him
    so he could take my shoe?
[07:34] Hobin
    So, this whole time,
    I wasn't doing any damage?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
[07:38] Gaeul
    Why would you think a pro
    would go down so easily
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
SIGN    Why would you think a pro would go down so easily...
SIGN    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:41] Gaeul
    because some untrained guy tackled him?
[07:44] Samdak
    Always remember this:
[07:47] Samdak
    a regular person can only defeat a taekwondo
    fighter is to stop them using their kicks.
[07:52] Samdak
    If you fail at that,
    the only thing left to do is...
[07:59] Samdak
    ...run away immediately.
[08:02] Samdak
    When fully unleashed, those kicks will
    have as much force as a one-ton truck!
[08:10] Taehun
    I can finally use my kicks.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:30] Munseong
    You sure you don't want to watch?
[08:32] Bomi
    Yeah.
[08:34] Munseong
    Well, I understand why you're angry at him.
[08:37] Munseong
    He's been ignoring your calls
     since that day, right?
[08:41] Bomi
    I don't want to talk about Hobin.
[08:44] Munseong
    This time, he's fighting a pro.
[08:47] Bomi
    Like I said, I'm not interested.
[08:50] Munseong
    Oh, he managed to land a move.
[08:54] Munseong
    I thought you didn't want to watch.
[08:56] Bomi
    Did Hobin just win?
[08:58] Munseong
    No.
[09:00] Munseong
    He messed up the last bit.
[09:02] Bomi
    Hey, c'mon.
[09:04] Bomi
    Why'd you turn it off? Turn it back on.
[09:07] Munseong
    Right now, it's better if you don't watch.
[09:12] Snapper
    Hobin!
[09:14] Snapper
    You idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
SIGN    Why are you spacing out?
SIGN    Get up! Get up, Hobin!
SIGN    Hobin, you idiot! Snap out of it!
[09:17] Hobin
    The tackle and the cross choke...
    He let me do them on purpose?
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
SIGN    This is no time to get all depressed!
SIGN    He's totally having a breakdown lol
[09:23] Hobin
    All to take my shoe?
[09:25] Taehun
    Wow, it really doesn't slip at all.
[09:29] Hobin
    My month of hard work...
    What good did it do?
SIGN    Add a comment...
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Fight on!
SIGN    Don't lose!
[09:36] Hobin
    No. There's no way to beat this guy.
[09:40] Hobin
    I had zero chance from the start.
[09:43] Hobin
    I'm sorry to everyone watching.
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
SIGN    Apology not accepted
SIGN    If saying sorry solved everything,
SIGN    we wouldn't
    need police!
SIGN    Yeah, this is over lol
[09:47] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin...
[09:49] Snapper
    I thought you wanted to make money!
[09:55] Hobin
    Message received.
[09:57] Hobin
    Everyone, I've received
    your messages of support.
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    I spat out my drink lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
SIGN    Instant recovery lol
SIGN    Behold the power of money
SIGN    Money makes the world go round!
SIGN    What a money-grubber lol
[10:03] Hobin
    The master said taekwondo fighters can only
    unleash their true power if they use both feet.
[10:09] Hobin
    According to Snapper,
    Taehun's dominant foot is his right one.
[10:13] Hobin
    Since he's wearing the
    water shoe on his right foot,
[10:16] Hobin
    he'll use his left foot
    to kick and avoid slipping.
[10:20] Hobin
    I'll do it this time.
[10:22] Hobin
    I'll land a tackle and
    finish with a cross choke—
[10:26] Hobin
    Huh?
[10:27] Hobin
    He feels so far away.
[10:30] Samdak
    A regular person can only beat a taekwondo
    fighter by preventing them from kicking.
[10:36] Samdak
    If you fail to do that,
    it's impossible to beat them.
[10:42] Samdak
    When you get kicked,
    your head will go completely blank.
[10:46] Samdak
    Nobody can stay sharp after
    being hit by a one-ton truck, right?
[10:51] Hobin
    I can't breathe.
[10:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[10:54] Hobin
    What just happened?
[10:57] Hobin
    Uh... What am I supposed to do now?
[11:02] Snapper
    Hey! Snap out of it!
[11:05] Hobin
    I guess I should attack?
[11:11] Samdak
    All of your hard work...
[11:13] Hobin
    Well, I guess next is a calf—
[11:16] Samdak
    ...will go down the drain!
[11:20] Samdak
    Taekwondo moves can strike you
    from any angle. The full 360 degrees.
[11:25] Taehun
    Your dominant foot is your right one, right?
[11:29] Samdak
    Can you predict your opponent's moves?
[11:36] Taehun
    Don't worry. I went easy on you.
     It shouldn't be broken.
[11:41] Snapper
    Come on. Stop this.
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
SIGN    Yeah, he's done
SIGN    I can't watch this anymore
SIGN    Snapper, stop them already
[11:44] Snapper
    That's enough! Are you listening, Taehun?
[11:47] Samdak
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
[11:50] Samdak
    The only move where you can
    turn your back to the enemy...
[11:55] Samdak
    Taekwondo's fanciest move:
[11:57] Samdak
    the back kick!
[12:07] Snapper
    Hobin!
[12:10] Taehun
    You're lucky. If that had been
    my right leg, you'd be dead.
[12:15] Taehun
    You all right? You're so skinny,
    I probably cracked a rib or two.
[12:21] Taehun
    Well, as promised, I'm taking your NewTubu.
[12:25] Taehun
    I look forward to working with you, Snapper.
    What kind of content should we make?
[12:32] Snapper
    Hey, stop...
[12:34] Taehun
    What do you mean, "stop"?
    We haven't even started.
[12:38] Snapper
    Not you.
[12:41] Snapper
    Please just stop...
[12:45] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He's actually gonna die, isn't he?
[12:52] Hobin
    Taekwondo's back kicks are dangerous
    even if they don't catch you fully.
[12:58] Hobin
    You have to build up a body
     that can resist them.
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
SIGN    As expected
SIGN    Yup, I assumed that, too
[13:03] Hobin
    How to Fight: Lesson 3...
[13:08] Hobin
    "How to beat... a taekwondo fighter...
    in a fight... as a regular person..."
[13:14] Hobin
    Control the environment...
    Take away their ability to kick.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[13:22] Hobin
    Stay tuned, viewers.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[13:27] Snapper
    Hey, just stop now!
    You're seriously going to die!
[13:31] Snapper
    Is money really that important to you?
    Why would you go this far?
[13:47] Hobin
    Don't forget to like, subscribe,
    and hit that notification button!
[13:53] Hobin
    This isn't about money.
[13:56] Taehun
    I'm speechless.
[13:58] Taehun
    You think by standing in a
     toilet stall with walls on all sides,
[14:01] Taehun
    you can prevent me from using my kicks?
[14:05] Taehun
    You think you can win that way?
[14:09] Hobin
    Yeah, I do.
[14:11] Taehun
    I see. I'll just have to show you, then.
[14:26] Hobin
    It's all for evading the back kick.
[14:42] Hobin
    It's all for this one move!
[14:47] Hobin
    This time, I'll succeed!
[14:53] Munseong
    This isn't like last time.
[14:57] Munseong
    It's perfect. A baseball choke.
[15:01] Snapper
    He made a bet.
[15:04] Snapper
    To Taehun, Hobin was less than human,
    so it was fun. Exciting, even.
[15:09] Snapper
    Height: not even 170 cm.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
[15:12] Snapper
    Weight: barely 50 kg, if that.
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
SIGN    Whoooooooa!
SIGN    Hobin's standing!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Let's go!
[15:14] Snapper
    He was just a toy.
    A plaything to sate his bloodlust.
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
SIGN    He's already badly beat up...
SIGN    There's just no way to win from here!
[15:19] Snapper
    But now, that toy's filling him
    with powerlessness and shame.
[15:26] Snapper
    It's just like that time.
[15:28] Snapper
    The time he felt he had reached his limit.
    The first time he tasted defeat.
[15:35] Snapper
    That unforgettable moment when
    he encountered a setback as a fighter.
[15:43] Snapper
    Just like that previous time, he tapped out.
[15:47] Snapper
    The tap out.
[15:49] Snapper
    The most humiliating moment for a fighter.
[15:53] Snapper
    Hobin!
[15:54] Snapper
    It's the moment the fighter admits
    defeat to the watching masses.
[15:59] Snapper
    This man known as a devil was
    defeated by a far lesser fighter. By a toy.
[16:04] Snapper
    You win!
[16:06] Snapper
    And then, it was all over.
[16:08] Snapper
    Or so it seemed.
[16:11] Snapper
    Uh, Hobin? Hey, that's enough now.
[16:15] Snapper
    You've won.
[16:17] Snapper
    If this was inside the ring,
    the bell would've rung by now.
[16:21] Snapper
    But this wasn't in any ring.
[16:24] Snapper
    And the inexperienced Hobin was so focused,
    he didn't even notice Taehun tapping out.
[16:29] Hobin
    Six...
[16:31] Snapper
    I said stop already!
[16:31] Hobin
    Seven...
[16:33] Snapper
    Adrenaline. Extreme excitement.
[16:37] Snapper
    You're going to kill him!
[16:40] Hobin
    Eight...
[16:41] Snapper
    No matter how loudly the audience screamed,
    the sound didn't reach his ears.
[16:45] Snapper
    The only voice he could hear was...
[16:47] Samdak
    A street brawl is not a
    martial arts contest in a ring.
[16:51] Samdak
    Never let your guard down
    until the opponent is unconscious.
[16:54] Samdak
    Once you pull off the
    baseball choke, count to ten.
[16:58] Samdak
    If you don't finish the fight here,
    the opponent will surely get up again.
[17:04] Hobin
    Ten!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    Seriously?!!!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
SIGN    I've got goosebumps!!!
SIGN    Wasn't that incredible?
SIGN    So unexpected!
SIGN    That wasn't all staged, was it?
[17:18] Hobin
    I won!
[17:22] Caster
    Oh, Taehun's tapping out after a baseball choke!
[17:28] Caster
    A breath of fresh air in the
    world of MMA due to his taekwondo,
[17:32] Caster
    Taehun and his high aspirations
    have hit a huge wall.
[17:37] Caster
    Is this the limit of taekwondo?
    Is it useless in MMA?
[17:44] Snapper
    Hey, let's go already.
[17:47] Hobin
    What are you saying, dumbass?
[17:49] Hobin
    He's unconscious.
    We can't just leave him like this.
[17:52] Snapper
    Aw, c'mon. He's gonna wake up
    if we don't leave now.
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
SIGN    Uh, hey, guys? Lolol
SIGN    And who knocked him out, hm? Lolol
SIGN    Is he super nice or just dumb?
SIGN    When Taehun wakes up, he might kill 'em
[17:56] Taehun
    What are you doing?
[18:00] Hobin
    Um, this is, uh... L-L-Let me explain...
[18:05] Snapper
    I-It was all his idea!
[18:08] Taehun
    Hey!
[18:10] Taehun
    Do you really want to die?
[18:13] Hobin
    I was just... worried...
[18:17] Taehun
    Worried?
[18:22] Hobin
    Here...
[18:25] Hobin
    It's yours, right?
SIGN    World Taekwondo
    Foundation
[18:27] Hobin
    It fell on the floor, so I picked it up.
[18:31] Hobin
    It seemed important to you.
[18:39] Taehun
    You're so annoying.
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
[18:40] Hobin
    Ow!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
SIGN    He can't be honest, can he?
SIGN    Hey, Taehun! Say "thank you"!
SIGN    Hobin's too nice
[18:42] Taehun
    I lose. You can have the NewTubu.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:47] Taehun
    Hey.
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    I'm gonna start hanging in my closet, too
SIGN    What a rush!
SIGN    It was never yours!
SIGN    They lucked out
[18:49] Taehun
    If I ever see your face again,
    I'll make sure you regret it.
[18:54] Hobin
    Whew, that was a close one.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
[18:57] Snapper
    Let's steer clear of the arcade.
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    For a sec, I thought you were goners
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    You totally scared us!
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    But you were seriously awesome!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
[19:01] Snapper
    Oh, by the way...
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Good work. I await the next vid
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
SIGN    Someone make a fan club lol
SIGN    What a long day
SIGN    Thanks for giving me courage again!
SIGN    Is the stream over now?
[19:02] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
     You're sweating profusely!
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
SIGN    Well, duh. After that workout,
SIGN    being all sweaty is natural
SIGN    Wait, what's this now?
[19:06] Hobin
    Am I? What do I do? Girls don't
    like the smell of sweat, do they?
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:11] Snapper
    Don't worry! We have some
    of this amazing body spray!
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
SIGN    What?
SIGN    What?
[19:17] Hobin
    Wow, incredible. It got rid of
     that annoying sweaty smell,
[19:21] Hobin
    and I'm left with a refreshing scent.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
[19:24] Hobin
    It's the smell of manliness
    that girls are sure to like.
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    A sponsor? Lolol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
SIGN    Well, this is a surprising tie-in lol
SIGN    Is this really the right tie-in for them?
SIGN    "Girls are sure to like"?
SIGN    Hate to admit it, but I kinda want it lol
[19:27] Hobin
    After a fight, make your scent
    manly with this body spray!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
[19:31] Hobin
    Available at a
    drugstore near you!
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Damn it lol
SIGN    Someone go get Taehun back lol
SIGN    Brb going to drugstore
SIGN    Same lol
SIGN    Medicated Body Spray
[19:35] Hobin
    One quick spray and you're popular!
    It's a must-have for every successful guy.
SIGN    The No.1 Body Spray For Men!
SIGN    This manly body spray brings out
    your rizz!
SIGN    A refreshing scent that attracts women!
SIGN    Complete deodorization of annoying sweat!
SIGN    Just one quick spray after exercise!
SIGN    A must-have for every successful guy!
[19:40] Hobin
    Please give it a try, everyone!
[19:43] Hobin
    It's done!
[19:45] Snapper
    That was so tough!
[19:47] Hobin
    The Viral Hit livestream has ended!
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[19:52] Gaeul
    Now, let's see...
[19:55] Hobin
    From here on...
[19:57] Hobin
    we rely on our editor.
[19:59] Gaeul
    Do this to this part, and do that here.
[20:03] Gaeul
    Insert the ad right around here.
[20:07] Gaeul
    Add subtitles, and then we're done.
[20:12] Gaeul
    But getting beat up that bad...
[20:16] Gaeul
    You got me worried.
[20:19] Hobin
    Upload complete!
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:21] Hobin
    The video edited by Gaeul scored
    3 million views almost instantly.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:27] Hobin
    Thank you!
[20:29] Hobin
    And we reached 190,000 subscribers!
[20:35] Snapper
    The edits made it so much better.
[20:38] Hobin
    And the views keep coming!
[20:40] Snapper
    This is why we had to work with a real pro.
[20:42] Snapper
    And to think you hesitated
     when hiring Gaeul.
[20:45] Hobin
    Who, me?
[20:46] Hobin
    Little did I know then...
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:50] Hobin
    that this video would invite tragedy.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO
    with a taekwondo fighter
[20:58] Mangi
    If I beat this guy, I bet
    my NewTubu will get popular, too.
[21:02] Girl A
    Could you stop with the cutesy act already?
[21:04] Takumi
    I didn't realize you were so tiny, sir.
[21:07] Snapper
    Those guys started messing with Gaeul.
     She was in danger.
[21:11] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[21:13] Munseong
    Call Bomi.
[21:14] Bomi
    It's scary how he stares at me every day.
[21:16] Gaeul
    She asked if you think I'm pretty.
[21:20] Bomi
    Video? What video?

E10 - A New Opponent

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:05] Hobin
    You're the worst.
[00:07] Hobin
    Taehun's a piece of shit.
[00:09] Hyeonseok
    Hey, did you catch that?
[00:10] Comedy Crew Girl A
    This is why everyone hates you.
[00:13] Gaeul
    Totally useless in a fight.
[00:14] Hobin
    I was super annoyed, too!
[00:17] Snapper
    Because they made fun of Gaeul?
[00:19] Hobin
    Sorry, Gaeul.
[00:25] Mangi
    Looking good.
[00:26] Bomi
    And she's a girl, right?
[00:28] Hobin
    How is she even scarier than Taehun?
[00:31] Gaeul
    Don't get the wrong idea.
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    This is a work of fiction. It is illegal for
    minors to drink alcohol or smoke tobacco.
[02:09] Woman
    A snake?
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Whoa!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Jump scare!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    A successful surprise! Lolol
[02:12] Comedy Crew
    A successful surprise!
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    A New
    Opponent
[02:13] Hobin
    Wow. I hate to admit it,
    but these guys are legit funny.
[02:14] Comedy Crew
    Yay!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:19] Woman
    Aw, jeez. You startled me.
SIGN    Aw, jeez...
SIGN    You startled me.
[02:22] Hyeonseok
    Sorry!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:24] Hyeonseok
    We're the Comedy Crew, a NewTuber group!
[02:28] Comedy Crew
    Yup!
SIGN    Comedy Crew
[02:28] Hobin
    And that's them, right?
[02:30] Snapper
    Yeah.
[02:31] Hobin
    So these are the guys bullying Gaeul, huh?
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Thankfully,
    she laughed and forgave us ( ;_; )
[02:33] Hyeonseok
    We're really sorry we startled you!
[02:37] Hyeonseok
    We hoped you'd laugh about it, too.
[02:40] Woman
    Oh, don't worry. I found it funny.
[02:44] Hyeonseok
    Your reaction was very cute.
[02:47] Hyeonseok
    We actually have a favor to ask.
[02:49] Hyeonseok
    Is it okay if we upload the video?
[02:52] Woman
    Yeah, sure. Sounds like it'll be a riot.
[02:55] Hyeonseok
    Really? Thank you!
[02:56] Hobin
    They're nothing like how they are at school!
[02:58] Hobin
    They're annoyingly polite.
[03:01] Snapper
    They beat us up pretty good.
[03:03] Snapper
    But their viewers don't know
     what they're really like.
[03:07] Snapper
    Did you know they've got a
     pretty high subscriber count?
[03:11] Hobin
    What? Like, how many?
[03:13] Snapper
    Over 700k, I think.
[03:15] Hobin
    Wait, 700k?! Seriously?!
[03:17] Gaeul
    You're yankin' my chain!
[03:19] Hobin
    Snapper! We have to start
    throwing snakes at people, too!
[03:22] Snapper
    Man, you really are an idiot.
    That's not the only prank they pull.
[03:28] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    Smell
SIGN    (What is this?)
SIGN    (Wasn't me...)
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Fart
SIGN    Surprise
    in an elevator! Lol
SIGN    Long time no see!
SIGN    Trololololololololololololol
SIGN    Went up to a total stranger
    pretending to be their friend
    Part 2
    ROFLMFAO
SIGN    A piggy bank
    full of 1-yen coins
SIGN    We went to the store
SIGN    and paid solely in 1-YEN COINS! Lolol
[03:29] Snapper
    They do a whole bunch of pranks,
[03:32] Snapper
    all tailored to being funny without
    being annoying or uncomfortable to watch.
[03:37] Hobin
    They've really put some thought into it.
[03:40] Hobin
    We should look at doing
     this type of stuff, too.
[03:42] Snapper
    Well then, how about three fights a week?
[03:45] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[03:48] Snapper
    Let go!
[03:51] Gaeul
    The editing on these videos...
[03:53] Hyeonseok
    Hm? What's that about the editing?
[03:57] Gaeul
    Jumping jeepers!
[03:59] Snapper
    You!
[04:00] Hyeonseok
    So you all were enjoying our videos, huh?
[04:04] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Aren't you a bit too skinny?
    I feel like I could snap you in half.
[04:09] Comedy Crew Girl A
    But man, it's hilarious.
    I bet even I could beat you in a fight.
[04:14] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What's with that look?
    Do you really want to fight?
[04:17] Comedy Crew Boy A
    If it's a fight you want, come at us.
    'Cause dang, you've sure got a punchable face.
[04:22] Snapper
    I want to crawl into a hole and hide.
[04:25] Hyeonseok
    Just dump that guy in a ditch.
[04:27] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Hey, she's wearing her Friday jacket today.
[04:31] Comedy Crew Girl A
    How can you even tell?
[04:32] Hyeonseok
    Wear the Wednesday jacket!
[04:33] Comedy Crew Girl A
    You're seriously annoying, you know that?
[04:37] Hyeonseok
    You only have 190k subscribers.
[04:41] Hyeonseok
    Know your place, loser trio.
[04:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Let's forget about these losers.
[04:45] Comedy Crew Girl A
    Yeah, let's go.
[04:48] Gaeul
    Blast you!
[04:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    She's got spirit, though.
[04:52] Comedy Crew Girl B
    Loser trio!
[04:53] Hobin
    Just you wait! We'll surprise
    you with a prank one day!
[04:57] Snapper
    Idiot. It's not that simple.
[05:02] Snapper
    Pranking people is a
     really risky content format.
[05:06] Snapper
    A lot of unexpected things
    could happen while filming.
[05:10] Snapper
    Having a script makes dealing
     with that type of thing easier.
[05:14] Snapper
    But they don't use scripts
     or anything for their pranks,
[05:18] Snapper
    so if an accident were to happen,
    it could do them a lot of harm—
[05:23] Hobin
    Bomi texted me!
[05:26] Snapper
    And he's not listening.
[05:29] Snapper
    Seriously, this guy...
[05:29] Hobin
    Should I open it? I wonder what Bomi said!
[05:31] Gaeul
    Unbelievable.
[05:33] Snapper
    By the way, Gaeul,
    do you have time over the weekend?
[05:36] Hobin
    Okay, then. Time to read Bomi's text.
[05:40] Hobin
    Huh?!
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
SIGN    Special Room
SIGN    Bomi
    Choi
SIGN    Medical Center
[05:49] Munseong
    What happened, Bomi?
[05:51] Bomi
    Huh?
[05:52] Munseong
    I heard you got run over
    by a car. Are you all right?
[05:56] Bomi
    It didn't run me over. It just nearly did.
[06:00] Munseong
    Tell me what happened.
[06:04] Bomi
    Well...
[06:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
[06:17] (Flashback) Comedy Crew
    Hello! We're the Comedy Crew,
     a NewTuber group!
[06:22] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Sorry to startle you.
[06:24] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We're doing this prank where
    we throw a snake at pedestrians.
[06:28] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    We have a favor to ask you.
    Your reaction was really cute.
[06:32] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    You don't mind if we upload the
    video we just recorded, do you?
[06:36] (Flashback) Bomi
    Huh?
[06:38] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Thank you! We'll edit it up good!
[06:41] (Flashback) Bomi
    Video? What?
[06:56] Munseong
    Really?
[06:58] Bomi
    But that wasn't the bit that made me angry.
[07:03] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    That was close!
    I was really scared for a moment.
[07:05] (Flashback) Bomi
    I'm okay—
[07:07] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Did you catch that?
[07:10] Bomi
    They were laughing.
[07:12] (Flashback) Hyeonseok
    Time to show off our editing skills.
[07:15] Hobin
    Did you say "laughing"?
[07:16] Bomi
    Huh?
[07:19] Hobin
    They injured someone and
    stood there laughing?
[07:23] Bomi
    Hobin?
[07:25] Bomi
    Don't worry. I was just a
     little startled. I'll be all right.
[07:32] Hobin
    I'm sorry.
[07:33] Bomi
    Sorry? About what?
SIGN    I'm sorry I wasn't the first
    at your bedside
SIGN    Later
[07:41] Hobin
    "I'm sorry I wasn't the first at your bedside."
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
[07:46] Hobin
    "Rest up and get well soon."
[07:51] Bomi
    Hobin? You're leaving already?
[07:54] Bomi
    Hey, wait!
[07:58] Hobin
    Bomi, I'm sorry I couldn't say
    that to you for real.
SIGN    Rest up and get well soon
SIGN    I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here
[08:04] Hobin
    "I'll leave for today, since Munseong's here."
[08:07] Hobin
    We losers have an unwritten rule.
[08:11] Hobin
    We don't act up in front of strong fighters.
[08:16] Hobin
    There really was no need
    to worry about new content.
[08:20] Hobin
    I didn't realize our next
    opponent was so close by.
[08:25] Hobin
    Are you ready?
[08:27] Hobin
    Let's go.
[08:38] Hobin
    We're gonna go crush the Comedy Crew.
[08:43] Hobin
    Viral Hit is going live now.
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Let's gooooooooooooooooooo!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    He's so pissed off!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    My heart's pounding
SIGN    I've been waiting for this!
SIGN    Who's the opponent this time?
SIGN    I can't wait! Let's go!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[08:59] (Flashback) Samdak
    How to Fight: "How to
    beat multiple opponents."
[09:06] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[09:11] Hobin
    Right, got it. How to
    beat multiple opponents...
[09:15] Snapper
    Why the change of heart?
[09:17] Snapper
    You said you were too scared to fight.
[09:20] Snapper
    Is it because Bomi got hurt?
[09:22] Snapper
    This is different from the Taehun situation,
     and there's three of them.
[09:26] Snapper
    Can you beat them?
[09:27] Hobin
    Well, that's why I'm not gonna fight them.
[09:30] Hobin
    There's no way I can beat
    multiple opponents at once.
[09:36] Snapper
    Get out.
[09:37] Hobin
    If I face them head-on,
    I'll get clobbered for sure.
[09:41] Hobin
    This was the first time I hadn't
    trusted one of Samdak's videos.
[09:46] Hobin
    This one just seemed too far-fetched.
[09:49] Hobin
    So instead of fighting,
    I'll get my revenge another way.
[09:54] Hobin
    Time to give up.
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Scary-looking guy gets
SIGN    into the elevator...
SIGN    Comedy Crew
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Suddenly starts a scary conversation!
SIGN    Lolol
[10:01] Hyeonseok
    So is he dead or not?
[10:02] Man
    No, we got interrupted.
[10:04] Hyeonseok
    Don't give me weak-ass excuses!
     I'll kill you instead!
[10:05] Man
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Please forgive me!
[10:07] Hyeonseok
    You want me to cut out
    that useless tongue of yours?!
SIGN    Finally
SIGN    The mark begins to cry! Lolol
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    Yikes
SIGN    This is bad
[10:11] Hyeonseok
    A successful surprise!
    We're the Comedy Crew!
SIGN    Prank
    over!
SIGN    Prank
    over!
SIGN    We apologized
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    He's such a good mobster!
SIGN    I was legit scared
SIGN    No wonder that woman cried! lolol
SIGN    Project: Make Hyeonseok Quit Smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    That's Hyeonseok over there, smoking
SIGN    Minors shouldn't smoke
SIGN    No Smoking
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    Let's make him learn a lesson the hard way
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    (Immediately dispatched!)
[10:22] Police Officer
    Hey, you there.
    Put that cigarette out first.
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He paid a fine. Prank over!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    We called the cops on him!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    He's in a no-smoking area,
SIGN    so a fine's
    unavoidable lolol
SIGN    More importantly, minors
    aren't allowed to smoke!
SIGN    They snitched on you to the police lol
SIGN    Scary
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    Stuck
SIGN    in an Elevator
SIGN    with a Mafia Goon?!
SIGN    I'll kill you!
[10:25] Hyeonseok
    "Stuck in an Elevator with a Mafia Goon?!":
    5 million views.
SIGN    Wh-Who are you?
SIGN    Hyeonseok in trouble! lolol
SIGN    You know who we are
SIGN    Call the Cops on
SIGN    Your Underage Smoking Friend!
[10:30] Hyeonseok
    "Call the Cops on Your Underage Smoking Friend!":
     3 million views.
[10:36] Hyeonseok
    That's probably more than
     two million yen again this month.
[10:38] Comedy Crew Boy B
    For real?
[10:39] Comedy Crew Boy A
    C'mon, Hyeonseok. Give us our cut already.
[10:42] Hyeonseok
    I hear ya. Don't rush me.
[10:45] Comedy Crew Boy A
    I'm gonna buy new sneakers when I get paid.
[10:49] Comedy Crew Boy A
    So what's our next video gonna be about?
[10:51] Hyeonseok
    Good question. We have to come up
    with something our viewers will like.
[10:55] Comedy Crew Girl A
    By the way, guys...
[10:57] Comedy Crew Girl A
    What do we do about them?
[10:58] Comedy Crew Boy A
    Forget about those idiots.
[11:01] Hobin
    They didn't see us, did they?
[11:02] Snapper
    Of course not.
     Our tailing technique is perfect.
[11:06] Snapper
    Did you hear what they just said?
[11:08] Hobin
    No, I only heard the bit
    about "two million yen."
[11:12] Snapper
    You seriously only care
     about money, don't you?
[11:15] Hobin
    From what Bomi told me,
    they're definitely staging their content.
[11:20] Hobin
    We don't have any evidence of it, though.
[11:23] Snapper
    Actually, we might have some evidence.
[11:26] Snapper
    There's something wrong
    with this video, don't you think?
[11:29] Hobin
    Wrong? How? I don't see anything.
[11:34] Hobin
    I mean, look. Those are real tears of fear.
[11:36] Snapper
    That's what tricked the other viewers, too.
[11:39] Snapper
    The important detail
    is the elevator buttons.
[11:42] Hobin
    Buttons?
[11:43] Snapper
    The prank lasts for over
    two minutes inside the elevator.
[11:47] Snapper
    Why would it take two whole minutes
     to go up a seven-story building?
[11:53] Snapper
    Because it's staged. The woman
    only pretended to push a button.
[11:57] Hobin
    What? But now that you've
     explained it, I see it, too.
[12:01] Gaeul
    I can't believe I didn't spot
     something so obvious.
[12:05] Snapper
    Usually, if the content is fun to watch,
    people don't sweat the details.
[12:10] Snapper
    It's a technique a lot of
    NewTubers already use.
[12:13] Snapper
    They hire actors to stage their content.
[12:17] Snapper
    Like, check this video out. Would they send
    officers to respond to an underage smoker?
[12:23] Snapper
    I asked the police about it.
[12:25] Snapper
    They did send officers there that day,
     but not because of the cigarette.
[12:30] Hobin
    Huh? Why, then?
[12:31] (Flashback) Comedy Crew Girl A
    We're sorry. We honestly
    thought he was a wanted criminal.
[12:35] (Flashback) Police Officer
    It's fine.
[12:36] Snapper
    The officers were sent to check out
     the sighting of a wanted criminal.
[12:40] Snapper
    They used the police cleverly.
[12:43] Snapper
    Plenty of NewTubers put in lots of work
    to make staged events look genuine,
[12:47] Snapper
    in order to get views and make money.
[12:51] Snapper
    So if we use these to make an exposé...
[12:54] Hobin
    No. It's not enough.
[12:55] Snapper
    Huh?
[12:56] Hobin
    We're missing the fatal blow.
    Like that time with Pakgo.
[13:02] Rumi
    So...
[13:03] Rumi
    When are you guys gonna collab with me?
[13:06] Hobin
    Rumi?
[13:07] Rumi
    You said you would, but you haven't.
[13:10] Rumi
    I have an idea in mind.
[13:13] Rumi
    How about spilling coffee on a
     female friend's shirt as a prank?
SIGN    Beauty tips
    NewTuber
    Rumi
    120k Subscribers
[13:18] Rumi
    It sounds like it'd get tons of views, right?
[13:21] Rumi
    Everything's staged, anyway,
    so we should get in on it, too.
[13:25] Rumi
    Let's write a script and start rehearsing.
[13:31] Hobin
    Bomi got hurt because of a staged prank.
    And now I have to do one, too?
[13:37] Hobin
    I'll never resort to that. If that's your kind
    of content, go work with the Comedy Crew.
[13:45] Rumi
    Oh, no!
[13:47] Hyeonseok
    Today's prank is...
[13:49] Hyeonseok
    "What if we spill coffee
     on an upperclassman?"
[13:53] Hyeonseok
    How was that, everyone?
[13:54] Rumi
    Ah, you kids.
[13:57] Rumi
    I'll let you off the hook this once.
[13:58] Comedy Crew
    Thanks!
[14:00] Hyeonseok
    Look forward to the next video!
[14:03] Rumi
    Thanks, Hobin.
[14:05] Hyeonseok
    Hey, Rumi, you're a great actress.
     You have serious talent.
[14:10] Hyeonseok
    Normally, we don't stage stuff like this,
    because we'd feel bad for our audience.
[14:14] Rumi
    Ah, cut it out. Just be honest.
[14:19] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[14:22] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[14:26] Hyeonseok
    Wow, you're one scary lady.
[14:29] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
     who never catch on.
SIGN    Good luck, Pakgo
SIGN    Everyone makes mistakes
SIGN    He's apologized
SIGN    We should give him a break
SIGN    I think he's a good person at heart
[14:33] Hyeonseok
    What really took down Pakgo
[14:35] Hyeonseok
    wasn't the violence,
    but how staged it all was.
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    Scared of me?
SIGN    Subscribe, then
SIGN    High School Gangster Pakgo
SIGN    900k Subscribers
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
[14:38] Hyeonseok
    Even if violence is your shtick,
    you can get popular if it's funny, right?
SIGN    Home
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[14:43] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Working at, like, an office or whatever
    is stupid, since it's so easy to make money.
[14:48] Comedy Crew Boy A
    That's why they get tricked so easily.
[14:51] Hyeonseok
    C'mon, that's enough, guys.
[14:54] Hyeonseok
    Those idiots are the ones
    dropping the cash.
[14:57] Hyeonseok
    Just focus on milking 'em for cash, yeah?
[15:02] Hyeonseok
    Here.
[15:03] Rumi
    Huh? Oh, I don't smoke.
[15:06] Hyeonseok
    Why not? You should.
[15:09] Rumi
    Come on, guys, you can smoke later.
    Let's do a few more videos.
[15:13] Rumi
    If we film a bunch now,
    it'll make things easier later, right?
[15:16] Rumi
    Got any other ideas for content?
[15:19] Hyeonseok
    Sure we do.
[15:20] Rumi
    Huh? Really? Like what?
[15:24] Hyeonseok
    Our next video's gonna be...
[15:27] Hyeonseok
    Exposing Viral Hit.
[15:31] Hyeonseok
    There's no way that worm could've
    beaten Taehun. It must have been staged.
[15:36] Hyeonseok
    We'll troll them and get views.
[15:39] Rumi
    Huh? But I heard they
    didn't stage any of that.
[15:43] Hyeonseok
    Really? Well, in that case...
SIGN    Popular NewTuber
    Pakgo
SIGN    Former Taekwondo Fighter
    Taehun Seong
SIGN    Thug at Karaoke
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    Exposing
SIGN    the
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    Truth
SIGN    behind Viral Hit's staged fights
[15:46] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit the video
    to make it look like they did.
[15:50] Rumi
    You can do that?
[15:52] Hyeonseok
    Of course.
[15:54] Hyeonseok
    Viewers are always hungry for drama.
     The truth ain't important.
SIGN    I went MANO A MANO with a taekwondo fighter
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Subscribe to this channel
SIGN    Comments:
[16:00] Hyeonseok
    We'll just edit it up good and shout that
     it's all fake. That'll get everyone believing.
SIGN    It was all fake
SIGN    I believed in them.
    I'm devastated...
[16:05] Hyeonseok
    After all, it's so easy to trick those idiots.
SIGN    I feel so betrayed
[16:08] Comedy Crew Boy B
    Yeah, they're real idiots.
[16:10] Hyeonseok
    There's no way they'll be
    able to continue NewTubing
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    Fake channel
[16:12] Hyeonseok
    after being labeled as fakes!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
SIGN    Fake channel
SIGN    They must be talking smack
    behind the scenes
SIGN    You're all just like Pakgo
SIGN    I'm so done with these guys!
[16:16] Hyeonseok
    Our subscriber count
    is way higher than theirs.
[16:19] Hyeonseok
    Those idiot viewers will
    naturally believe us over them.
[16:24] Hyeonseok
    Being a NewTuber taught me
    why celebrities get hurt so bad by trolls.
[16:30] Hyeonseok
    Making stuff up to knock
    people down is so easy.
[16:34] Rumi
    But if you do that,
    someone needs to be the victim.
[16:39] Rumi
    Sorry, I don't want to go that far.
[16:42] Rumi
    Let's collab together again
    on some other occasion.
[16:45] Hyeonseok
    And where are you going?
[16:48] Hyeonseok
    We filmed that whole speech of yours
    where you made fun of your viewers.
[16:53] Rumi
    Fooling stupid viewers is nothing.
[16:56] Rumi
    We trick them and make money.
    That's the name of the game, right?
[17:00] Rumi
    When did you film that?!
[17:03] Hyeonseok
    Wanna get canceled before Viral Hit?
[17:06] Hyeonseok
    We're already in an alliance.
[17:09] Rumi
    That said, I was filming, too.
[17:12] Hyeonseok
    But you're right. They're all idiots
    who never catch on.
[17:16] Rumi
    I made a deal with Hobin.
[17:18] Rumi
    If I film behind-the-scenes footage
     of you guys on his phone,
[17:22] Rumi
    they have to do a
     collab stream with me.
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    These guys are the worst
SIGN    They were trying to frame Viral Hit?
SIGN    We'd never let that happen
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
[17:26] Rumi
    Sorry I tricked you.
     You might have the higher sub count,
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
SIGN    I'm a Rumi fan from today
SIGN    She's such a good actress
SIGN    I know right lol
[17:31] Rumi
    but I think Viral Hit
     has the brighter future.
[17:41] Rumi
    Snapper! Here!
[17:44] Snapper
    Yup.
[17:45] Snapper
    Hobin's phone belongs here.
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
SIGN    This hand... Could it be?
SIGN    Snapper's hand?
SIGN    Snapper does the best camera work
[17:51] Rumi
    Listen up, Comedy Crew's Hyeonseok.
[17:56] Rumi
    No matter how hard it is to make money,
     I'll never stage a show.
[18:00] Rumi
    You idiot.
[18:03] Hobin
    Good work, Rumi.
[18:05] Hobin
    Also, sorry.
[18:06] Hobin
    The part where you badmouthed
     viewers was broadcast, too.
[18:10] Rumi
    What do you mean?!
[18:12] Hobin
    Anyway, you guys...
[18:13] Hobin
    Is faking stuff the only way
     you can make NewTubu vids?
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
SIGN    So awesome!
SIGN    Goosebumps! I missed you!
SIGN    Wow, I'm in love
[18:19] Hobin
    There are three of them.
    I'm totally ready. I can do this.
[18:24] Hobin
    Viral Hit: "How to beat multiple opponents."
[18:30] Hyeonseok
    What is this guy?
[18:32] Hobin
    Our live broadcast starts now.
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
SIGN    Wait, something's wrong here
SIGN    I thought so, too
SIGN    But what is it?
[18:38] Hyeonseok
    Was he always this big?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
[18:41] Bomi
    Hand over the video with Bomi in.
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
SIGN    Hey, isn't he way taller now?
SIGN    He's got broader shoulders, too!
[18:43] Hobin
    So how does a beginner with no training
    in sports beat multiple opponents?
[18:48] Samdak
    There's no way for you to win.
[18:51] (Flashback) Hobin
    Yeah, I figured.
[18:53] Samdak
    In order to beat multiple opponents,
    you'd need to master at least ten of my skills.
[19:00] Samdak
    As a regular person, you have no chance.
[19:04] Samdak
    Just give up on the idea of
    beating multiple opponents.
[19:07] Samdak
    Okay, bye now.
[19:09] Hobin
    Whoa, hey! Where are you going?!
[19:12] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is it really impossible?!
[19:14] Samdak
    Even if you can't win
    in a fight, you can still win.
[19:19] (Flashback) Hobin
    Damn it, he got me again!
[19:22] Samdak
    What's the strategy for a regular person
    to defeat multiple opponents?
[19:26] Samdak
    The answer lies in nature.
[19:29] Samdak
    Bluffing and intimidation!
[19:32] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluffs
    to avoid being eaten!
[19:36] (Flashback) Mantis
    Mantis!
[19:38] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    My chest sounds deeper!
[19:41] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, mine does!
[19:41] Samdak
    Gorillas intimidate each other to avoid
    being underestimated in the pecking order.
[19:42] (Flashback) Gorilla A
    You lie!
[19:44] (Flashback) Gorilla B
    No, you lie!
[19:47] (Flashback) Mantis
    I won! I'm glad I studied
    the Praying Mantis Style!
[19:51] Samdak
    That's how you win when
    you have less strength.
[19:53] Samdak
    The praying mantis bluff!
[19:56] Hobin
    You want to die today?
[20:00] Hobin
    You think you can do anything to me
    because I'm always smiling?
[20:04] Hobin
    I'm going to wet myself.
    I'm shaking with nerves.
[20:08] Snapper
    He seems different today, somehow.
[20:13] Hobin
    Don't let my expression change.
    Keep what I say short.
[20:16] Hobin
    Leave your phone here and go.
[20:19] Hobin
    They can't know I'm scared out of my mind.
[20:21] Hyeonseok
    What's with this aura?
[20:24] Hyeonseok
    Did he beat Pakgo and Taehun for real?
[20:27] Hyeonseok
    It's like he got bigger
    the moment the fight started!
[20:32] Samdak
    But don't forget this very important point.
[20:36] Samdak
    Don't let them see through your bluffs
    and intimidation until it's all over.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Wait
SIGN    No
SIGN    Whoa
[20:41] Hobin
    My life has collapsed.
[20:46] Hobin
    Hey, listen.
[20:49] Hobin
    Can I have my shoe back?
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
SIGN    Insoles? lolol
SIGN    An epic fail to end with!
[20:52] Hobin
    My life is over.
[20:57] Hyeonseok
    He's running away! Get him!
[20:59] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he's fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[21:03] Hobin
    I'm scared to death, but also pumped.
[21:05] Hyeonseok
    How should I clobber this fool?
[21:08] Munseong
    Can you practice 10,000 kicks in a month?
[21:11] Comedy Crew Boy B
    It's just one kick from this weakling...
[21:14] Gaeul
    You scoundrels!
    Ganging up on one person like this!
[21:16] Hobin
    You feel like you're being stalked?
[21:20] Mangi
    It's just you and me now.

E11 - A Tight Feeling in the Chest

E12 - Joy

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SIGN    New stream! Viral Hit channel begins
[00:06] Snapper
    For the first time ever, he was fighting
    on his own without relying on a video.
[00:11] Hobin
    I've grown, and I didn't even notice.
[00:14] Snapper & Gaeul
    End of livestream!
[00:17] Mangi
    So cute.
[00:18] Munseong
    It's like fighting a boar.
[00:20] Snapper
    He's a monster that's just
    all brawn from head to toe.
[00:24] Hobin
    I'm going to fight Mangi Hwang!
[00:27] Taehun
    Or were you planning to make
    your next video your funeral?
[00:30] Hobin
    Because... Taekwondo's the strongest!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[02:06] Hobin
    Man-man-man-mangi!
[02:08] Hobin
    So huge!
[02:10] Hobin
    Mangi Hwang.
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
SIGN    Ohhh heightwise lol
SIGN    Oh right
SIGN    Thought he meant something else lololol
[02:13] Snapper
    That idiot!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Joy
[02:14] Snapper
    I tried so hard to stop him!
    Does he even have a plan?
[02:19] Snapper
    Or does he have a trick up his sleeve again?
[02:23] Snapper
    Has he picked up a new technique,
    like all the previous times?
[02:34] Hobin
    Calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
SIGN    There it is! The calf kick!
SIGN    Nice!
SIGN    Use that gorilla-like intimidation!
[02:39] Hobin
    Here come that emotion I get
    while fighting! That hormone!
[02:44] Hobin
    Adrenaline!
[02:46] Hobin
    Got him!
[02:48] Snapper
    Nice, Hobin!
    Solid hit with that calf kick!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Adrenaline sure is effective
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    Brace yourself, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[02:56] Mangi
    Didn't do nothing.
[02:59] Hobin
    And that's when...
[03:00] Hobin
    Calf kick!
[03:02] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:05] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick! Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:06] Hobin
    ...I started regretting everything
    I'd felt up to that point.
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
SIGN    Calf kick!
[03:09] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:12] Hobin
    What's going on? How can he be so calm?
[03:12] Hobin
    Calf kick! Calf kick!
[03:17] Samdak
    Ssireum, the traditional
    martial art of Korea.
[03:21] Samdak
    A sport where contestants strive
    to remain standing inside a ring of sand.
[03:27] Hobin
    This strange sensation
    I get when my kicks land...
[03:31] Hobin
    It's like kicking a one-ton truck
    instead of a human.
[03:36] Mangi
    What kick did you call that?
[03:38] Samdak
    They are monsters who even
    train their toes to remain standing.
[03:44] Samdak
    If you encounter one,
    my advice to you is this:
[03:50] Samdak
    Run away!
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
SIGN    Huh? He's running backwards lol
[03:53] Hobin
    I'm such an idiot!
    A complete buffoon!
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
[03:56] Hobin
    Emotions? Adrenaline?
    All worthless!
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
SIGN    Every single time lolol
SIGN    Now he's running away backwards lol
SIGN    Look how fast he is lmao
SIGN    He must have practiced that lol
[03:59] Hobin
    How come my legs hurt more
    from actually kicking him?
[04:02] Hobin
    Fighting is fun?
[04:04] Hobin
    Maybe when you're evenly matched, sure!
[04:08] Mangi
    Wow, you're pretty fast, even
    though you're running backwards.
[04:12] Hobin
    This is just a fight for survival now!
[04:15] Snapper
    Hobin sure has gotten stronger.
[04:18] Snapper
    By running backwards, he can flee
    while keeping an eye on his opponent.
[04:23] Snapper
    That said, I've grown, too,
    seeing how I'm noticing that.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
[04:27] Snapper
    Listen up, everyone.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
[04:30] Snapper
    Hobin's game plan
    is already in motion.
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    I like that about you, Snapper lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Snapper does have a point tho
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
SIGN    Stop taking him seriously lol
SIGN    You call this a plan?!
[04:33] Snapper
    Remember his fight
    against the Comedy Crew?
[04:36] Snapper
    Yup, Hobin Yu's hit-and-run tactics!
[04:39] Snapper
    A Ssireum wrestler is still a human being!
[04:42] Snapper
    There's no way he won't feel
    those calf kicks when running!
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    I see
SIGN    Ah
SIGN    Yeah, Ssireum wrestlers must be slow
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
[04:47] Gaeul
    "Sheesh, talk about amateurs!"
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    Sheesh, talk about amateurs!
SIGN    Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
SIGN    What nonsense are you spouting?
[04:50] Gaeul
    "Slow? Ssireum wrestlers?
    What nonsense are you spouting?"
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    You idiots don't even know
SIGN    what Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!
[04:55] Gaeul
    "You idiots don't even know what
    Ssireum wrestlers do for basic training!"
[05:05] Mangi
    I'm a fast runner, too.
[05:07] Mangi
    I run 30 km every day.
[05:10] Gaeul
    "Their basic training is running
    at full speed on sand!"
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    Their basic training is running
SIGN    at full speed on sand!
[05:16] Hobin
    I knew that.
[05:17] Samdak
    Running away from them is impossible.
[05:21] Samdak
    Their basic training involves
    running at full speed across sand.
[05:25] Samdak
    So let me teach you something.
[05:27] Samdak
    Every animal, humans included,
    is at its most vulnerable when running.
[05:33] Hobin
    Samdak taught me that.
[05:38] Mangi
    Gotcha.
[05:40] Hobin
    But how?
[05:42] Mangi
    So light.
[05:43] Mangi
    He came at me with such speed,
    yet he's taken zero damage?
[05:48] Mangi
    I remember now. You're cotton candy.
[05:52] Hobin
    What is his body made of?
[05:54] Samdak
    An unskilled beginner has
    no chance of beating a grappler!
[06:00] Hobin
    I can't beat him without skills.
[06:03] Hobin
    So if I have a skill, I can beat him!
[06:06] Hobin
    And I do have one!
[06:08] Hobin
    Baseball choke!
[06:10] Mangi
    Hey. Don't touch my head.
[06:13] Hobin
    His neck is too thick.
[06:16] Samdak
    The baseball choke applies pressure to the
    carotid artery using the opponent's clothing.
[06:22] Hobin
    His neck's so thick and short,
    I can't get my hands in there!
[06:25] Hobin
    It looks even shorter seen from below.
[06:28] Hobin
    The calf kick, the punch, the choke...
    Nothing works.
[06:32] Hobin
    So there really is no way for
    a regular person to beat a grappler?
[06:35] Mangi
    I have to punish you for touching my head.
[06:40] Hobin
    Why the head?
[06:42] Hobin
    Is it a grappler's weakness or something?
[06:45] Hobin
    One even Samdak doesn't know about?
[06:50] Samdak
    Ssireum, Korean wrestling.
[06:52] Samdak
    The sport where wrestlers attempt
    to throw each other in a ring of sand.
[06:58] Samdak
    But outside of the sand ring, a grappler will
    throw their opponent onto asphalt instead.
[07:03] Samdak
    The flashiest Ssireum move: the front suplex!
[07:08] Snapper
    Hobin!
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    Whoa...
[07:10] Hobin
    This is nothing like
    the fight with Pakgo.
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Whoa...
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
SIGN    What did I just hear?
SIGN    I think something shattered
SIGN    This is seriously bad
SIGN    Doesn't he know how to go easy on people?
[07:13] Hobin
    An opponent I have
    no hope of beating.
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
[07:15] Hobin
    I don't even feel frustrated.
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
SIGN    Should we maybe call an ambulance?
SIGN    His eyes have rolled back
SIGN    So what now?
SIGN    There's no way to beat this monster!
[07:18] Snapper
    Hey, Hobin!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[07:20] Hobin
    There's no way a regular person
    can defeat a Ssireum wrestler.
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    What did you do to our Hobin?!
SIGN    Please stand up!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:26] Mangi
    Hm?
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
SIGN    Will the next vid be a funeral?
SIGN    What do you mean, "Hmm?"
SIGN    You almost killed someone!
[07:27] Snapper
    This is why I tried to stop you.
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Huh?
[07:33] Snapper
    Why did you take him on?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
[07:36] Snapper
    "Look"?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Hey! What's that?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    Snapper! Look!
SIGN    Seriously?
SIGN    I'm too scared to look now
SIGN    Mangi Hwang, how cruel are you?
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
SIGN    He ripped out Hobin's spine!
[07:43] Snapper
    What is that?!
[07:45] Snapper
    Hobin?!
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a horror movie now lolol
SIGN    Someone call an exorcist? lolololol
SIGN    Guys, look closer
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
[07:52] Mangi
    What's this?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    It's a spine protector!
SIGN    Oh, like for motorcyclists
SIGN    So he was wearing one this whole time?
SIGN    He came prepared!
SIGN    He came prepared!
[07:58] Snapper
    You've done well!
    You can stop now!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
[08:00] Snapper
    You don't have
    your protector anymore!
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
SIGN    Stop him already
SIGN    He'll die for real this time!
SIGN    I like Viral Hit. Please live long and continue it
[08:03] Snapper
    You can't beat him! You're an amateur!
[08:07] Hobin
    Strikers are not...
[08:09] Hobin
    inherently weaker than grapplers.
[08:16] Taehun
    Right.
[08:17] Taehun
    There's no way we're weaker.
[08:21] Taehun
    You included.
[08:24] Taehun
    You do have the same look in your eye...
[08:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    What's wrong with you? Did you go insane?
[08:32] Taehun
    ...as when you came to see me.
[08:36] (Flashback) Hobin
    Teach me.
[08:37] (Flashback) Taehun
    Teach you what?
[08:39] (Flashback) Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout.
    Taekwondo's fanciest move.
[08:46] Hobin
    A clean hit is a surefire knockout!
[08:50] Hobin
    Taekwondo's fanciest move!
[08:54] (Flashback) Hobin
    Running backwards is training?
[08:57] (Flashback) Hobin
    Is this a real training method?
[09:04] Hobin
    Back kick!
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    Viral Hit
[09:22] (Flashback) Taehun
    You've gotta be kidding!
[09:24] (Flashback) Taehun
    What are you doing?! This is a dojo!
[09:27] (Flashback) Taehun
    This place is for practicing taekwondo!
[09:30] (Flashback) Taehun
    Why are there kids
    doing their homework here?
[09:34] (Flashback) Taehun
    Stop just staring at me! Get out!
[09:38] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    Taehun. You must know...
[09:42] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    With how popular MMA is,
    nobody wants to learn taekwondo.
SIGN    Multiplication Table
[09:48] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    It's hard to make a living
    from taekwondo alone.
[09:52] (Flashback) Taehun's Father
    The future of taekwondo is...
[09:55] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said you'd try.
[09:58] (Flashback) Taehun
    You said if I came first in the next
    tournament, you'd give it your all, too.
[10:04] (Flashback) Taehun
    But you're making excuses again.
[10:08] (Flashback) Taehun
    Taekwondo's worthless in a real fight,
     so it has no future?
[10:12] (Flashback) Taehun
    Just you watch. I'll overwhelm
    MMA fighters with taekwondo.
[10:21] (Flashback) Taehun
    Because taekwondo is the
    strongest. You got that?
[10:29] (Flashback) Taehun
    How cute. You look just like a doll.
[10:33] (Flashback) Taehun
    That's my uniform from when I was in
    grade school, but it fits you perfectly.
[10:38] (Flashback) Taehun
    From now on, wear that to the dojo.
[10:41] Hobin
    I'm scared. It feels like
    he might eat me at any moment.
[10:49] (Flashback) Hobin
    Taehun, why did you, um...
[10:52] (Flashback) Taehun
    Call me "master."
[10:56] Hobin
    What did I do?
[10:59] Hobin
    Or is this some new form of bullying
    where he pretends to be nice to me?
[11:02] (Flashback) Hobin
    Um, master, I asked you
    to teach me the back kick.
[11:07] (Flashback) Hobin
    So why am I running backwards?
[11:10] (Flashback) Taehun
    Running backwards? You don't get it, do you?
[11:15] (Flashback) Taehun
    This is the training
    method for the back kick.
[11:18] Hobin
    I didn't do anything.
    I just said taekwondo is the strongest.
[11:23] (Flashback) Taehun
    Aim for the opponent's solar plexus.
[11:34] Hobin
    Huh?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    That's a back kick!
[11:35] Hobin
    That doesn't feel right.
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun!
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
SIGN    That's a back kick!
SIGN    Back kick? Reminds me of Taehun
SIGN    Did Taehun teach him that? For real?
[11:38] Hobin
    Does the solar plexus feel this heavy?
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:42] Hobin
    Oh, uh, sorry.
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
SIGN    Oh...
[11:45] Snapper
    That's totally out of order.
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
SIGN    Low blow, man lolol
SIGN    I'm unsubscribing
SIGN    Whoa, c'mon. Please not there
SIGN    Apology incoming
[11:48] Snapper
    Though a win's a win, right?
[11:52] Snapper
    Kicking someone in the crotch
    in a street fight is fine, right?
SIGN     Re-match versus Mangi Hwang, Ssireum champ!
SIGN    28k watching
SIGN    Viral Hit
SIGN    214k subscribers
[11:56] Snapper
    Aw, yeah! We've got almost 30,000 viewers!
[11:59] Snapper
    Now I'm sure he has the upper hand!
[12:09] Hobin
    Impossible! Even a back kick
    to the crotch has no effect?!
SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
SIGN    No way
SIGN    Ssireum's just too strong lolol
SIGN    Now it really is over
[12:14] Snapper
    This is bad, Hobin!
    We're cornered!
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Tombstone
[12:17] Snapper
    If you lose now, it's over!
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
SIGN    Tombstone
SIGN    Not even wearing a protector this time
SIGN    Thoughts and prayers
[12:20] Snapper
    Tens of thousands
    of people are watching!
[12:23] Mangi
    Front suplex!
[12:26] Hobin
    I'm going to lose!
[12:28] Hobin
    If I hit the ground now, it's over.
[12:30] Hobin
    I have to grab something! Anything!
[12:32] Hobin
    Grab anything!
[12:41] Hobin
    A Viral Hit livestream gets
    approximately 30,000 viewers.
[12:45] Hobin
    Dozens of comments pour in every second.
[12:49] Hobin
    But today, for the first time
    during a Viral Hit livestream,
[12:54] Hobin
    the chat comments stopped
    completely for a brief moment.
[13:16] Hobin
    Want some?
[13:18] Mangi
    No.
[13:22] Hobin
    I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come up with
    a cure in a few years. Don't give up.
[13:29] Mangi
    Yeah.
[13:31] Mangi
    I heard that guys who
    do sports get all the girls,
[13:34] Mangi
    so I worked hard and climbed
    all the way up to Cheonhajangsa.
[13:38] (Flashback) Photographer
    Okay, Mr. Cheonhajangsa,
    please take a few steps back.
[13:41] Mangi
    But the popular guys were good-looking
    Geumgangjangsas and Taebaegjangsas.
SIGN    ° The weight classes below Cheonhajangsa
     are called Geumgang and Taebaeg
[13:48] Mangi
    Everyone said I was fat and scary.
[13:52] Mangi
    I have to get a girlfriend fast
     before it goes completely.
[13:56] Mangi
    But I keep getting impatient.
[13:58] Hobin
    What's that you're munching on?
[14:00] Mangi
    Hair growth supplements.
[14:02] Hobin
    So all this time,
    it was all a misunderstanding?
[14:06] Hobin
    You challenged Munseong to a fight, right?
[14:08] Mangi
    That was because he was following Bomi around.
     I thought he was stalking her.
[14:13] Mangi
    I just wanted to help her.
[14:16] Snapper
    Well, I understand your impatience,
    but there must have been another way.
[14:20] Hobin
    Yeah. Don't you realize how scared Bomi was?
[14:24] Mangi
    No! There's no other way!
[14:26] Mangi
    Genius Smooth Talker, Lesson 3:
     "Girls like powerful guys!"
[14:31] Mangi
    Do you even know
    how awesome this teacher is?
SIGN    Genius pickup artist
SIGN    Shh! You can do
    romance, too
SIGN    Pickup techniques
    taught by a pro
[14:35] Mangi
    He's dated 10,000 girls!
[14:38] Mangi
    I even took lessons using the money
     I made as Cheonhajangsa!
[14:42] Hobin
    I see.
[14:44] Hobin
    Snapper and I could tell right away
    that Mangi Hwang wasn't a bad guy.
[14:50] Mangi
    Viral Hit...
[14:53] Mangi
    Do you think I'll ever get a girlfriend?
[14:58] Hobin
    Of course you will!
[14:59] Hobin
    That he's a man worth crying over!
[15:02] Mangi
    The reason I started NewTubing was
    to become famous so I could get a girl.
[15:13] Hobin
    I don't know why,
    but I feel tears pouring out.
[15:33] Mangi
    It's over.
[15:35] Mangi
    Nobody could love someone like me.
[15:40] Mangi
    I'll quit NewTubu, too.
[15:43] Mangi
    Sorry for everything, Viral Hit.
[15:49] Hobin
    Hey, Mangi Hwang!
[15:52] Hobin
    Don't you see the passionate support
    you're getting from the viewers?!
[15:58] Hobin
    Don't give up! You can achieve
    your dream of getting a girlfriend!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Don't give up
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    I'll subscribe to his channel now
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    I'll subscribe, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    Fight on, Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    We have so much in common lol
SIGN    I've been taking meds for 7 years now!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    If you gave up, what'd happen to us?
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Don't give up for my sake, too!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I haven't given up! What about you?
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Yeah, don't give up!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    Hobin's right!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I love you, man!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    You're a good guy! I won't forget your tears today!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    Let's all make our dreams come true!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
SIGN    We're friends now!
SIGN    I'm your biggest fan now!
SIGN    Of course strong men are cool!
SIGN    I subscribed, too!
SIGN    We've got your back!
[16:10] Hobin
    You have so many allies!
[16:12] Hobin
    Your NewTubu journey has only just begun!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
SIGN    Mangi!
SIGN    Mangi Hwang!
SIGN    I subscribed!
SIGN    Me, too lolol
SIGN    Stop crying
[16:25] Hobin
    With Mangi Hwang's tears sending us off...
[16:28] Hobin
    Viral Hit, end of livestream!
[16:49] Customer
    Excuse me.
[16:51] Bomi
    Oh, sorry!
[16:54] Bomi
    Welcome! May I take your order?
SIGN    Lee's
SIGN    Cleaners
[17:26] Hobin
    The rest is up to our editor.
[17:29] Gaeul
    Man, this is so moving!
[17:32] Gaeul
    I never knew Mangi Hwang was like this.
[17:37] Gaeul
    I hope things work out for him.
[17:41] Gaeul
    I'll make sure to edit this up good.
    But how should I go about it?
[17:46] Hobin
    Gaeul's edited highlights video
    got 3 million views.
[17:50] Hobin
    And our channel subscriber
    count hit 220,000.
SIGN    Like, subscribe, and hit
    that notification button!
[17:54] Hobin
    Everyone was filled with joy.
[17:57] Snapper
    The channel's gradually getting famous.
    I can just hear the money flowing in.
[18:04] Snapper
    And it's all thanks to my planning.
[18:08] Snapper
    Hobin makes money while
    my resume gets more impressive.
[18:12] Snapper
    At this rate, I might even be
    a movie director by the time I'm 20.
[18:17] Hobin
    That's when "they" started approaching us.
[18:19] Snapper
    Hey! What's this about?!
[18:25] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
[18:27] Hobin
    I talk to Bomi every day and
    I don't have to worry about money!
[18:32] Hobin
    The loan is almost paid off, too!
[18:35] Hobin
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Female
SIGN    Physician
SIGN    Heojun Kim
SIGN    Nurse
SIGN    Huata Park
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jihyeon Park
SIGN    Age
SIGN    Sex
[18:39] Jihyeon
    Hobin, did you get yourself
    a girlfriend or something?
[18:42] Hobin
    No way! No girlfriend here!
[18:44] Jihyeon
    You know, I haven't heard
    from the debt collectors lately.
[18:48] Hobin
    I told you, this new part-time job
     I have pays really well.
[18:53] Hobin
    If I keep working hard,
     I think we can pay off all of our loans.
[18:57] Jihyeon
    I see. It's nothing shady, is it?
[19:00] Hobin
    No, it's nothing like that. Don't worry, Mom.
[19:04] Hobin
    I can't tell my mom that her son
    gets paid to get beaten up in fights.
[19:10] Jihyeon
    Well, in that case, maybe I'll come work
    with you when I'm out of this place.
[19:15] Hobin
    Wait, no! You can't, Mom!
[19:17] Hobin
    I can't fight alongside my own mother!
[19:20] Jihyeon
    By the way, a nurse was
    looking for you earlier.
[19:24] Jihyeon
    It seemed important.
    You should go talk to her.
[19:27] Hobin
    To me? I wonder what it's about.
[19:30] Hobin
    I'm worried.
[19:32] Hobin
    All right, I'll go now.
[19:34] Jihyeon
    Okay. See you soon.
[19:40] Hobin
    What would my mom think if she found out
    I get into fights for NewTubu content?
[19:50] Hobin
    What? The date for
    my mom's surgery has been set?
[19:53] Hobin
    You were able to find a donor?
[19:55] Nurse
    That's right.
[19:57] Hobin
    You said before that
    we'd have to wait a long time.
[20:00] Nurse
    We got lucky.
[20:02] Nurse
    If the surgery goes well,
    she won't need dialysis anymore.
[20:07] Nurse
    Hobin, you've worked so hard up to now—
[20:09] Hobin
    So...
[20:12] Hobin
    So we can live together
     at home from now on?
[20:19] Nurse
    Come on now. This is good news.
     Why are you crying?
[20:23] Nurse
    It's fine. Everything's going to work out.
[20:26] Nurse
    But the surgery's going to be expensive.
[20:30] Nurse
    Including management fees,
    it's around 2 million—
[20:33] Hobin
    I'll get the 2 million yen!
[20:36] Nurse
    Huh?
SIGN    My mom's surgery date is set!
[20:40] Hobin
    "My mom's surgery date is set!"
[20:43] Bomi
    "Great! Congratulations!"
[20:47] Hobin
    I text Bomi every day.
    I don't have to worry about money.
[20:52] Hobin
    And most important of all,
    I'm no longer alone.
[20:56] Hobin
    I have great friends!
[21:03] Hobin
    Snapper! My mom's getting surgery!
    She'll be able to leave the hospital!
[21:09] Snapper
    Hobin...
[21:10] Snapper
    That's great.
[21:14] Hobin
    I've never been happier in my life!