# E3 - Does Uzaki-chan Want to Go to the School Festival?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQX05V/does-uzaki-chan-want-to-go-to-the-school-festival)
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"School Festival"
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Okay, over here!
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"Okonomiyaki" "Candy Apples"
**[00:03] ---**
Sure thing! Hold it steady, okay?
**[00:05] ---**
--Seriously?
--Is this how many we have?!
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Wow!
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Senpai! Senpai!
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I *know* you're all alone.
I'll make the rounds with you!
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Man, the things I gotta do!
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I'm not going to the school festival.
**[00:19] ---**
What?!
**[00:29] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[01:52] ---**
"Episode 3: Does Uzaki-chan
Want to Go to the School Festival?"
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What's wrong? It's the rare college event!
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Do introverts seriously hate festivals?!
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Who are you calling an introvert?
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It's not that I *hate* festivals,
it's just...
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Look, hear me out.
**[02:04] ---**
No, don't bother. You're just going to
hole up at home, playing video games.
**[02:08] ---**
Good call!
**[02:10] ---**
They released way
too many games last month.
**[02:14] ---**
Sometimes I think you're a
very special type of idiot, Senpai.
**[02:21] ---**
Aw, man! Still buying all
the new time-sink titles, huh?
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Which is why I'm taking 3 days off:
the festival and the day after.
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I'll take the opportunity
to make some real progress.
**[02:34] ---**
And yet somehow you
deny being an introvert.
**[02:37] ---**
Besides, school festivals...
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I don't hate them, but I have
no reason and no obligation to go.
**[02:44] ---**
"Obligation"?
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None of my friends have
exhibits or booths this year,
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and I'm not really into the pop idol
or comedy performances.
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I figure I'm better off at home,
immersing myself in my hobby.
**[02:58] ---**
You're calculating the losses
and gains for a school festival--
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you haven't noticed?
**[03:03] ---**
Noticed what?
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This is hopeless.
**[03:06] ---**
When he decides something,
he goes through with it.
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So many snap decisions--and all terrible!
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Playing games takes precedence
over the school festival.
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And he's in *college*!
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He's almost a total failure!
**[03:22] ---**
Well, if he's not coming,
maybe I should take time off, too.
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Okay--
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can I come to your place
on the festival days, then?
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I'll cook for you.
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Really?
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They never change, do they?
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Hey. Got a second?
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Hey! You look tired.
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Hiya.
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What are you two doing about the festival?
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Not going.
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It's a surprise three-day break!
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I figured as much.
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Oh.
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I'm actually helping out with
the organizing committee this year.
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You are?
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No kidding! Is it hard work?
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It's a real pain, as it turns out.
Takes up a lot of my time.
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That's because you're such a people
person. You can't say no, am I right?
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You got it.
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Which is why I have to
get you two involved, at least.
**[04:21] ---**
Huh?
**[04:21] ---**
Oh, something a
committee-member friend asked me.
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"What should we do
to increase attendance?"
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They decided to go with my idea,
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but now I'm stuck helping out because
I'm the one who suggested it.
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What was your idea?
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This right here.
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"Vendor Stamp Rally"
***SIGN*** "Vendor Stamp Rally" "Collect stamps at booths for a chance to win great prizes!" "*500 yen = 1 stamp"
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A stamp rally?
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Yep. You get a stamp for every
500 yen spent at a given booth.
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Each stamp gets you
one entry in the lottery we'll hold
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on day 2 of the festival.
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If your ticket's chosen,
you win a fabulous prize.
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A lottery, eh?
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"Fabulous"--sure you can aim that high?
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Ah, less interested now
that you've dismissed them
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as school-festival-grade prizes?
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I'll just clue you in on the prizes
we'll be announcing tomorrow.
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Let's see here...
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A DC6-Pro?!
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The console of my dreams! Gimme!
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You've got some pricey prizes in here.
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It was a real mess, let me tell you.
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I wound up supervising
the entire stamp rally.
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I'm keeping my mouth shut from now on.
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Wanna go after all?
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Where'd *that* come from?
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I mean, you want that prize, right?
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There's no telling if we'll win, but the
more people, the better our chances.
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Are you sure?
Didn't you want to hole up at home?
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It's fine. Now I've got
a reason *and* an obligation.
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We'll load up on those stamps.
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Yeah! We can hang out
at the school festival!
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Good! I'm glad you've decided to go.
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Now for a word of advice:
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The most efficient stamp-gathering
starts at the most expensive booths.
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I recommend the occult club.
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Not only are their fortunes priced high,
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word is they're authentic
and pretty accurate.
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Well, I'm gonna be on my way.
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Right. See you.
**[06:32] ---**
You two enjoy the heck out
of your school-festival date.
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Later!
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--That's not what this is!
--That's not what this is!
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"School Festival"
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Hell of a turnout, all right.
**[06:53] ---**
Please don't make that face.
**[06:56] ---**
They'll think you're a hoodlum
come to collect protection money.
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What, at a school festival?
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Where'd you learn about that, anyway?
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"The Tiger Eats God"
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In that game of yours, *The Tiger Eats God*.
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"Kamubuki-cho Ichibandori"
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Oh. So that's where.
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Hand over the protection money, dumbass!
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Let's just get those stamps
and head back home.
**[07:24] ---**
Hey--is this...
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Great job, Senpai!
**[07:38] ---**
But of course!
***SIGN*** "Fortunes Told Occult Study Circle - Fortuneteller Corner" "Recommended: Tarot, Compatibility, Horoscope, Feng Shui"
**[07:43] ---**
This must be what Itsuhito
was talking about.
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There's a good-sized line.
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I'm a little beat from
running all over the place--
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how about we line up here
and rest for a while?
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Yeah, sure.
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Is there a particular kind
of fortune you want told?
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Mmm, not especially.
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Yeah, me neither.
**[08:06] ---**
We can have them divine tips and
hidden secrets for your latest game!
**[08:11] ---**
That stuff's all online.
**[08:13] ---**
Now *you* think of something, Senpai.
**[08:16] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:18] ---**
I'll ask them to find me
a pet-friendly place
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that's near a station
and a convenience store.
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*That's* all online, too!
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Right?
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Isn't that nice?
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--Oho!
--Right?
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Are these people looking
at us a lot or what?
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They sure are.
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And this line...
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Next, please!
***SIGN*** "Occult Study Circle" "Compatibility & Romance Fortunes Told!" "Step Right Up!"
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Okay.
**[08:54] ---**
I'd heard it was authentic and all...
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It's got that real-deal feel.
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Oh--Hana!
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Oh! You're in the occult club, Ito?
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As it turns out, my fortunes
got rave reviews last year,
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so I'm back again this year.
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Anyway...
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You came together.
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So *that's* how it is.
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Oh, this is so hard to do with friends...
**[09:29] ---**
Please--take a seat.
**[09:34] ---**
What are you going to ask
her about, Senpai? *Not* apartments.
**[09:37] ---**
--Apartments?
--Well...
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I'll be job-hunting next
year--something along those lines?
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Huh?
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Um... didn't you know?
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Know what?
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The occult club only
tells romance fortunes.
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--News to me!
--News to me!
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I get it now...
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*That's* why the line was all women.
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Well, um, er...
**[10:04] ---**
Shall we try somewhere else?
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Yeah.
**[10:08] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Sorry, Ito.
**[10:10] ---**
Sorry. We'll get out of your way.
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What? No!
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Now just hold on!
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Where'd they all come from?!
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It's true: Some guys try
to escape at the last second.
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No cold feet allowed.
This is how we do things here.
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I'm sorry--we didn't realize
when we came in.
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Can we ask for a stamp without
getting a reading? We'll pay you!
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What?! Who even *are* you? No way!
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I *despise* selfish children like you!
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Your bodies are grown,
but you're still mentally a child!
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Worst of all, you strung along
our most promising newcomer!
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Once you're in here,
you *will* let us tell your fortune!
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This is tyranny!
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You shut up!
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People are waiting--get
your fortune told already!
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Go on, Ito! Go ahead and give it to them!
**[11:05] ---**
I-It's not that simple.
**[11:06] ---**
I haven't even asked
Sakurai his birthday yet.
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I'm so sorry. This is the occult club--
**[11:12] ---**
the senior members can be
so serious about fortunes.
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Let's just have our fortunes told, Senpai.
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We're just wasting time if we resist--
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and causing problems
for the folks in line.
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All right, then...
**[11:35] ---**
Whoa...
**[11:37] ---**
She said "whoa."
**[11:39] ---**
Keep your reactions inaudible,
at the very least.
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I'm done.
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I can't tell--how did it go?
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Well, fortunes are fortunes, after all...
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They don't determine individual opinion.
**[11:54] ---**
You could say it all depends
on how the couple feels.
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What's with the long preface?
Is it that bad?
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It's eye-poppingly good!
**[12:04] ---**
"Eye-poppingly"?!
**[12:05] ---**
This is a little dicey, all right...
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It is?
**[12:09] ---**
Out of everyone I've seen this past year,
no one's been a more perfect match!
**[12:14] ---**
This card indicates
that you two just click!
**[12:17] ---**
This one represents mutual trust!
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This is a stable future! This one
means you're the perfect couple!
**[12:25] ---**
So you really *can* get
all these cards at once!
**[12:29] ---**
Uh-oh. Ito's going full-throttle.
**[12:32] ---**
Oh! But...
**[12:34] ---**
I heard that you two aren't even dating.
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I see...
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And you're *so* compatible, too.
What a waste.
**[12:44] ---**
Why *aren't* you dating?
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B-B-B-Beats me!
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Usually I only see women.
**[12:52] ---**
It's so rare for a couple
to come in together
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that I figured you were past
the whole fortunes thing!
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I'm sure everyone in line
thought the same thing.
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You should just date already!
**[13:04] ---**
You're really just
so amazingly compatible!
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And then you were asleep
in each others' arms on campus--
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Okay, Ito, that's quite enough.
**[13:13] ---**
It's overkill!
**[13:16] ---**
Chin up...
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Tell me: Was that a true reading?
Unscripted?
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It was the real thing.
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Don't worry--Ito doesn't
really do lip service.
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Really. That's good to hear.
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Thanks for letting this non-member in.
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Happy?
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Ecstatic!
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Oh, uh... okay.
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Well, I'm off to tail those two.
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Thanks again! Bye!
**[13:55] ---**
Bye! See you at the café!
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How was it?
**[14:05] ---**
Good enough to nearly knock me
off my feet more than once.
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Thank goodness.
**[14:12] ---**
Me, I've already collapsed.
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Get home and sleep, then.
**[14:16] ---**
I can't leave yet. There's so
much post-event clean-up.
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How... did I...
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I'm not even... on the committee...
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Well, good job.
**[14:33] ---**
When I first heard about this plan,
I thought it was unnecessary.
**[14:37] ---**
"Step 1: Invite Uzaki & Sak to the festival.
Stamp rally (Sakaki): Great prize"
**[14:37] ---**
But to be able to see all that...
I can't complain.
***SIGN*** "Step 2: Uzaki & Sak come to the festival. --> Occult club: Romance fortune (Asai sneaks in)"
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Having their romance fortune told?
Like I'd miss *that*!
**[14:45] ---**
Still, blowing everything on the lead-up
and missing the big show is sad indeed.
**[14:51] ---**
Props for putting up a good fight.
**[14:54] ---**
Job well done. May you be at peace.
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Rats!
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I lost them...
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Are you calmer now?
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Yeah... sorry. I didn't know it
was... that kind of thing.
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'Course not. It's fine, really.
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Thinking about it now,
I bet that was one of Sakaki's traps.
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A little late, if you ask me.
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Yeah... I can see that.
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Damn...
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I can't look at Uzaki's face.
**[15:36] ---**
Did that reading open her eyes somehow?
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You and me...
**[15:42] ---**
What do you think about us
being so compatible?
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What kind of question is that?
How should I answer?
**[15:54] ---**
Well, uh... it sure beats
being *in*compatible... right?
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Eh, I wouldn't think about it too much.
**[16:12] ---**
Fortune-telling is basically
just a game for us girls.
**[16:16] ---**
Oh... okay.
**[16:21] ---**
How the couple feels, huh?
**[16:29] ---**
The grand prize winner!
**[16:31] ---**
Yesss!
**[16:35] ---**
I should have made her tell
my lottery fortune instead.
**[16:41] ---**
It's two days after the fortune-telling;
**[16:43] ---**
there are no classes as the
festival booths are coming down.
**[16:46] ---**
It's a welcome day off for those
students who didn't run booths,
**[16:51] ---**
but Sakurai was still preoccupied.
**[16:54] ---**
Man, what's going on?
I'm flat-out exhausted.
**[16:59] ---**
I still can't get that out of my head.
**[17:01] ---**
It's eye-poppingly good!
**[17:04] ---**
And you're *so* compatible, too.
**[17:06] ---**
Why *aren't* you dating?
**[17:11] ---**
If it's up to the couple,
why don't you just butt out?
**[17:15] ---**
That wasn't the only thing
bothering Sakurai...
**[17:22] ---**
Why was Uzaki making that face?
**[17:29] ---**
Well, *she* doesn't seem too concerned.
**[17:32] ---**
Hey, is there any way I can help?
**[17:36] ---**
No, not really.
**[17:38] ---**
Nabe is just cutting stuff up
and simmering it.
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[17:42] ---**
Besides, you're not a good
enough cook to help out yet.
**[17:46] ---**
I'm actually better off alone.
**[17:49] ---**
You can set the table, Senpai.
It's almost ready.
**[17:55] ---**
Got it.
**[18:00] ---**
Yeah, she's not worried.
**[18:03] ---**
She *did* say fortunes are just a game.
**[18:06] ---**
She came here to cook
for me, too... I feel bad.
**[18:11] ---**
All right: *I'm* not going
to fret anymore, either.
**[18:14] ---**
Just be your everyday, natural self.
**[18:16] ---**
Like Uzaki.
**[18:20] ---**
That was not the case.
**[18:22] ---**
In contrast to the bewildered Sakurai,
**[18:24] ---**
Uzaki was in such high spirits
that even *she* didn't notice.
**[18:28] ---**
Look out! Hot food, comin' through!
**[18:31] ---**
It had been about
five years--since high school.
**[18:34] ---**
Though she hadn't considered their
compatibility over their long relationship,
**[18:38] ---**
it had now received a seal of approval,
**[18:41] ---**
which put Uzaki in a fantastic mood.
**[18:44] ---**
But her interpretation
differed slightly from Sakurai's.
**[18:49] ---**
If we're so compatible,
**[18:51] ---**
that must mean
Senpai *really* needs me around.
**[18:55] ---**
Emotional bias!
**[18:57] ---**
This variety of cognitive bias
**[18:59] ---**
means we prefer--and accept--the
data that's most convenient for us.
**[19:04] ---**
Guess I'll keep paying attention to him,
so he doesn't get lonely!
**[19:04] ---**
"Emotional bias"
**[19:05] ---**
"Emotional bias"
"Cognitive bias"
**[19:08] ---**
The fortune brought
happy news for Uzaki...
**[19:13] ---**
Let's dig in.
**[19:14] ---**
I mean, it makes sense!
**[19:16] ---**
I *am* the only woman
who gives Senpai any attention.
**[19:20] ---**
...but biased thoughts fed on
biased data, soon to run amok.
**[19:26] ---**
You know, he seemed
pretty aware of it, too.
**[19:30] ---**
He was beet red!
**[19:32] ---**
And *that*...
**[19:33] ---**
Do you think Senpai likes me?
**[19:37] ---**
...is how...
**[19:38] ---**
He only has eyes for me!
**[19:41] ---**
...*this* happened:
**[19:42] ---**
He can't live without me!
**[19:46] ---**
A warped and self-serving conclusion
was born, within Uzaki alone.
**[19:51] ---**
Hey, yeah! Me and Senpai!
**[19:55] ---**
We can't help it--we're
just so compatible!
**[19:58] ---**
Not all of it could necessarily
be chalked up to Uzaki's delusions.
**[20:03] ---**
She's smiling more than usual today.
**[20:06] ---**
Probably planning
something else infuriating.
**[20:08] ---**
Hey, Senpai, Senpai!
**[20:10] ---**
Yeah?
**[20:11] ---**
Isn't there something you
wanted to say to me? Huh? Huh?
**[20:16] ---**
Thanks for cooking for me again.
I'm enjoying it.
**[20:19] ---**
No, not that. Isn't there something *else*?
**[20:22] ---**
It's tasty, too, as always.
You really are a great cook.
**[20:26] ---**
No, no, no--not that.
**[20:28] ---**
Right--the cost of today's ingredients.
**[20:31] ---**
I better pay up before I forget.
**[20:33] ---**
Oh, come *on*.
**[20:35] ---**
Pass the ponzu.
**[20:38] ---**
Still, a partner is a partner.
**[20:41] ---**
What's up, Uzaki?
**[20:43] ---**
This... moron of a man...
**[20:47] ---**
He has a *long* way to go
before he can tease *me*.
**[20:51] ---**
Why are you so mad all of a sudden?
**[20:53] ---**
What is it? Was it something I said?
**[20:56] ---**
Tell me! I'll apologize!
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That's right--he's an airhead.
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C'mon!
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Look, just hurry up and eat, would you?!
**[21:10] ---**
Jeez, you dummy!
**[21:12] ---**
Whoa, watch out! Okay, okay--I'm eating!
**[21:15] ---**
I won't ask again.
**[21:17] ---**
Sheesh... pretending you don't know.
**[21:19] ---**
You really are hopeless, you know that?
**[21:22] ---**
Even though I knew he wasn't
the type to suddenly get all greedy...
**[21:26] ---**
Guess I'll leave it there for today.
**[21:30] ---**
I mean...
**[21:30] ---**
It's all up to Senpai's attitude now!
**[21:32] ---**
There's gonna be
a lot to think about! Yep!
**[21:36] ---**
Choosing the status quo
while mentally celebrating her win:
**[21:40] ---**
In the end, Uzaki, too, was a wuss.
**[21:44] ---**
Though the fortune
had ruffled their feathers,
**[21:46] ---**
the two found serenity once more.
**[21:49] ---**
Pass the *shichimi*.
**[21:50] ---**
Here.
**[21:58] ---**
That being said, their relationship
*had*changed in some small way.
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***SIGN*** "Next Time" "Episode 4: Uzaki-chan Wants to Be Number One!"