# Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
After enjoying the summer together, life returns to normal for Uzaki and Sakurai. Flabbergasted friends and family wonder why these two stubborn friends aren’t dating. Begrudgingly, both of them would admit there’s now a warmth, even an attraction, between them—and it’s growing. Is it possible this cold war of a relationship is about to turn hot? That would mean one of them making the first move!
# Season 1
# E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U347ZG/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out)
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**[00:39] ---**
Now there's a sight
that makes it feel like spring.
**[00:42] ---**
"Shinichi Sakurai, 19 - College Sophomore"
**[00:48] ---**
Sakurai-*senpai*!
**[00:51] ---**
Huh?
**[01:04] ---**
Uzaki... right?
**[01:13] ---**
Hana Uzaki! I'll be your junior again here.
**[01:15] ---**
"Hana Uzaki, 18 - College Freshman"
**[01:17] ---**
Here's to a great year!
**[01:28] ---**
Huh? You don't swim here in college?
**[01:31] ---**
Nope. They don't even have a swim club.
**[01:35] ---**
And you worked so hard at it in high school...
**[01:38] ---**
Ah, there's plenty of stuff to do in college.
**[01:42] ---**
Senpai...
**[01:44] ---**
Y-Yep, there sure is.
**[01:47] ---**
Or so I thought.
**[01:49] ---**
"Spring"
**[01:51] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[01:55] ---**
What the...
**[01:57] ---**
"Summer"
**[02:01] ---**
What in the...
**[02:02] ---**
"Autumn"
**[02:06] ---**
What in the what?
**[02:07] ---**
"Winter"
**[02:10] ---**
*What* in the *what*?!
**[02:13] ---**
"Spring"
**[02:14] ---**
"Again" "Spring"
**[02:20] ---**
I kinda thought this year
would turn out like that...
**[02:29] ---**
"Shinichi Sakurai, 20 - College Junior"
**[02:31] ---**
Senpai!
**[02:35] ---**
Whoops! Overshot you!
**[02:42] ---**
Uzaki... right?
**[02:45] ---**
All alone again today, huh?
I guess I'll have to hang out with you!
**[02:47] ---**
"Hana Uzaki, 19 - College Sophomore"
**[02:50] ---**
Your college loner lifestyle ends today!
**[03:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[04:24] ---**
"Episode 1: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[04:29] ---**
What's for lunch?
**[04:30] ---**
Mmm... the dining hall, I guess.
***SIGN*** "Lecture Overview" "New Location" "Canceled"
**[04:33] ---**
Hey, can we come, too?
**[04:36] ---**
Canceled, huh? Now my afternoon is wide open.
**[04:41] ---**
Senpai!
**[04:44] ---**
No work today, either. What to do...
**[04:49] ---**
Eek!
**[04:50] ---**
That *glare*!
**[04:52] ---**
S-Scary...
**[04:53] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[04:53] ---**
Senpai!
**[04:57] ---**
Maybe I'll just bum around on my own for once.
**[05:00] ---**
Can't get any quiet time once *she* horns on in.
**[05:03] ---**
Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
**[05:07] ---**
It's like I always tell you:
quit yelling so *lou*--
**[05:13] ---**
I kept calling you,
but you just weren't hearing me!
**[05:16] ---**
So! Where ya headed, Senpai?
**[05:18] ---**
What the hell are you doing, Uzaki, you idiot?!
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, going out for lunch today?
**[05:24] ---**
Aw, too bad. My friends and I already ate.
**[05:28] ---**
But if you insist, I could watch *you* eat.
**[05:32] ---**
I've got no classes this afternoon.
I'm just going for a stroll.
**[05:37] ---**
Later.
**[05:44] ---**
Uzaki... why are you following me?
**[05:48] ---**
Yikes, that face!
**[05:50] ---**
As it turns out,
I'm suddenly free this afternoon, too.
**[05:55] ---**
Given half the chance,
I know you'll do the old loner thing.
**[05:58] ---**
And two has gotta be *way* more fun than one!
**[06:01] ---**
Mind your own business.
**[06:03] ---**
Besides, I've told you a million times
that I find quiet time alone more relaxing.
**[06:08] ---**
Here we go again. Being a loner is no fun!
**[06:11] ---**
Stop calling me that.
**[06:12] ---**
That's right: you're not
a loner--'cause *I'm* with you!
**[06:16] ---**
Quit tagging along, you damn pest!
**[06:21] ---**
Feeling self-conscious?
**[06:21] ---**
I am not!
**[06:24] ---**
So where are we going?
**[06:26] ---**
Not telling.
**[06:27] ---**
Karaoke? Bowling?
**[06:28] ---**
Not telling.
**[06:29] ---**
Aw, tell me!
**[06:31] ---**
No.
**[06:32] ---**
Ugh! Why are you being so cold today?
**[06:36] ---**
It's my mood.
**[06:37] ---**
Your *mood*?!
**[06:40] ---**
What's the deal? You hung out with me before!
**[06:44] ---**
Huh?
**[06:45] ---**
Treating me according to your moods...
**[06:47] ---**
Isn't it sooo convenient that you get
with me only when you feel like it?!
**[06:53] ---**
Watch your phrasing when there's people around!
**[06:57] ---**
Enemy of womankind.
**[06:58] ---**
Utter trash.
**[06:59] ---**
Scum.
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, fine! Come along, then!
**[07:07] ---**
Hooray!
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, once we're done, let's get some food, huh?
**[07:16] ---**
I'll gladly go with you to dinner!
**[07:19] ---**
I'm not paying.
**[07:20] ---**
Aw, cheapskate.
**[07:22] ---**
Are you trying to sponge off me?
**[07:27] ---**
Wait, were you going to see
a movie by yourself today?
**[07:31] ---**
Huh? That's right.
**[07:36] ---**
Solo movies!
**[07:38] ---**
What's so funny?
**[07:39] ---**
Solo movies!
**[07:42] ---**
That's a prime loner move, right up there
with solo BBQ and solo sushi-go-round!
**[07:50] ---**
Shut up for once, would you?
**[07:52] ---**
You're going to make enemies
in all sorts of places.
**[07:55] ---**
At least talk a little more quietly!
**[07:57] ---**
Listen, this is the "people are people" era.
**[08:01] ---**
We all want to find time in our busy days
to see the movies we want the *way* we want.
**[08:05] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[08:06] ---**
Shouldn't we all spend
our leisure time however we please?
**[08:10] ---**
Don't laugh at other people's hobbies
judged by your standards.
**[08:13] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[08:14] ---**
Plenty of people watch movies as a hobby.
They don't declare when and with whom.
**[08:21] ---**
That's how it is.
**[08:22] ---**
I see.
**[08:25] ---**
Spoken like a true loner!
**[08:27] ---**
Can I wallop her--just once?
**[08:30] ---**
Anyone can go to the movies
alone whenever they feel like it.
**[08:34] ---**
The scheduling alone is a hassle
with more people in the mix.
**[08:38] ---**
I see.
**[08:40] ---**
But you can't loudly talk spoilers with
your friends afterward when you go alone!
**[08:45] ---**
That's like one of the worst possible
things you can do as a human being!
**[08:51] ---**
It's okay. I get it.
**[08:54] ---**
You're determined to soldier
on alone despite your loneliness.
**[08:59] ---**
Don't give me that affectionate look!
**[09:02] ---**
Honestly. I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
**[09:05] ---**
I was planning to follow you
all sneaky-like anyway.
**[09:11] ---**
What's your deal? Is that your idea of fun?
**[09:15] ---**
Huh?
**[09:17] ---**
It'd be funny if I spotted you going
into some weird store or something!
**[09:22] ---**
I know I'd laugh myself silly
if I saw you buying dirty DVDs!
**[09:28] ---**
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:30] ---**
"Pulling the nose upward is fairly painful"
**[09:31] ---**
Senpai, I--Senpai--Senpai! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
**[09:34] ---**
College students are *adults*!
**[09:37] ---**
No mocking people's hobbies
or digging into their private lives!
**[09:41] ---**
Sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
Sheesh.
**[09:44] ---**
I haven't even been able to pick
a movie with you all up in my business.
**[09:50] ---**
You came without a movie in mind?
**[09:53] ---**
It was a last-minute thing.
**[09:55] ---**
Besides, choosing at the theater
is one of the thrills of solo movies.
**[10:01] ---**
Oh, is it, now?
**[10:14] ---**
Uzaki.
**[10:15] ---**
Yes?
**[10:16] ---**
If there's something you want to see, I'll pay.
**[10:18] ---**
Huh? Really? What about your solo movie?
**[10:21] ---**
It's not like I *have* to go solo.
**[10:24] ---**
And with you here,
I can watch something different.
**[10:28] ---**
I figure my points will cover the two of us.
**[10:31] ---**
Seriously?! Well, if you say
so--I'll let you treat me! Thanks!
**[10:36] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:38] ---**
This one! What a bargain:
heroes as far as the eye can see!
**[10:43] ---**
Ooh, that's a great one. I saw it once,
but I was thinking about seeing it again.
**[10:48] ---**
Huh!
**[10:51] ---**
Two college students, please.
I'll use my points.
**[10:54] ---**
Certainly. One moment.
**[10:57] ---**
She has her moments,
but she's still so smackable.
**[11:01] ---**
She seems happy.
I guess I can do this much for her.
**[11:08] ---**
By the way, Senpai...
**[11:12] ---**
You've seen enough solo movies
to pay for someone else's ticket!
**[11:16] ---**
That's a turn-off, all right!
**[11:20] ---**
You would say that *after* I've paid, dammit!
**[11:24] ---**
You're, like, a pro-level loner!
**[11:27] ---**
Huh? Uh, wait--Senpai?
**[11:28] ---**
Kidding! Sorry! I'm sorry! Yow! Stop! Stop!
**[11:31] ---**
Will that couple *ever* shut up?!
**[11:38] ---**
That was great!
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah. A good film's always worth a rewatch.
**[11:43] ---**
All those points you banked
by going to the movies alone--gone!
**[11:47] ---**
That's your standard for "great"?!
**[11:49] ---**
So much for being nice.
**[11:52] ---**
Hey, can we stop by the electronics store?
I need new earbuds.
**[11:57] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[12:00] ---**
See, it's that kind of thing.
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?
**[12:07] ---**
What is it about this shop that makes me think,
**[12:10] ---**
"Since I'm here, I should buy something"?
**[12:13] ---**
Hey, nice.
**[12:15] ---**
Senpai!
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah?
**[12:18] ---**
Over here! This way!
**[12:22] ---**
What about your earbuds?
**[12:23] ---**
C'mon, the next seat's open!
**[12:26] ---**
Will you *listen*?
**[12:29] ---**
Ah, might not be so bad after a movie.
**[12:31] ---**
That's right! It's great. It works!
**[12:36] ---**
Oh, this is nice. Real nice.
**[12:38] ---**
Right?
**[12:40] ---**
Though with me, it's always
my shoulders more than my back.
**[12:43] ---**
"LO"
**[12:43] ---**
Shoulders?
**[12:43] ---**
"HI"
**[12:46] ---**
Wha--where did *that* come from?
**[12:48] ---**
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, sorry... I can't help
but make noise during a massage...
**[12:54] ---**
My, uh, my shoulders have always been tight--
**[12:58] ---**
Well, um... i-if you keep on doing that...
**[13:02] ---**
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
**[13:04] ---**
I would buy this in a second
if I had the money...
**[13:07] ---**
It... It just... It feels sooo good...
**[13:10] ---**
"Seriously, she's just sitting
in a massage chair"
**[13:15] ---**
"Look, she *really is* just
sitting in a massage chair"
**[13:18] ---**
Let's go, shall we?!
**[13:21] ---**
That wasn't even five minutes!
**[13:24] ---**
Shut up! Save... Save that for home!
**[13:28] ---**
Save what?
**[13:31] ---**
Jeez, this dummy... making all
those weird noises in a public place...
**[13:35] ---**
Hey, Senpai!
**[13:36] ---**
What now?
**[13:38] ---**
Ten minutes of standing on this,
and it's like getting a full workout!
**[13:46] ---**
Well? You try!
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, my God! You're such an *idiot*!
**[13:57] ---**
"Innocent"
**[13:59] ---**
Whoa! Check it out!
**[14:02] ---**
What is it this time?
**[14:04] ---**
"VR Experience Booth"
**[14:04] ---**
Look: it's VR! VR!
**[14:07] ---**
Huh! So this is virtual reality...
**[14:09] ---**
Would you like to try?
**[14:11] ---**
Yes! I sure would!
**[14:21] ---**
My view goes with me when I turn!
VR is amazing! This is really cool, Senpai!
**[14:27] ---**
Okay, okay. Just keep your voice down.
**[14:31] ---**
My weapon! No! Not this one!
Ammo! I'm outta ammo!
**[14:34] ---**
Hey, is there anyone behind you?
**[14:36] ---**
Huh? Behind me?!
**[14:38] ---**
Here they come! Look at 'em all!
**[14:42] ---**
Your reactions are the best.
**[14:44] ---**
They should put you in a commer--
**[14:51] ---**
They got me! Wow, VR is awesome!
**[14:54] ---**
Er, are you all right?
**[14:56] ---**
I'm fine.
**[15:00] ---**
What is it, Senpai?
**[15:02] ---**
Um, would your boyfriend like a turn?
**[15:05] ---**
I'm not her boyfriend.
**[15:07] ---**
But... okay.
**[15:11] ---**
Something not so dangerous.
**[15:17] ---**
These ocean graphics are something else!
**[15:20] ---**
Hey, you look like a regular person with
those goggles. They hide your bad-guy face!
**[15:25] ---**
Shut it, dimwit.
**[15:27] ---**
Whoa! That's huge! A giant shark!
**[15:29] ---**
Wait, is it coming this way?
**[15:31] ---**
Huh? Is it?!
**[15:33] ---**
I-It's biting me! It's totally biting me! Yow!
**[15:38] ---**
You're way too scared!
**[15:39] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[15:42] ---**
Let me go! Hey!
**[15:43] ---**
I'm gonna get this disgraceful display
on video and tease you about it later!
**[15:49] ---**
Uh, miss? Don't get too close to the player...
**[15:52] ---**
Just so *huge*!
**[15:54] ---**
Hmm? What's this?
**[15:56] ---**
A jellyfish? Octopus? Sunfish?!
**[15:58] ---**
It's so big. And soft! And kind of frightening!
**[16:05] ---**
I never thought much of VR, but it's amazing!
**[16:08] ---**
So powerful--and it even reproduces touch!
**[16:11] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:12] ---**
Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
**[16:26] ---**
You said that VR made you want
to do something physical--
**[16:30] ---**
now you're swinging that bat all excited
and racking up a pile of strikes!
**[16:33] ---**
Focus!
**[16:34] ---**
Will you *shut up*?
**[16:36] ---**
Here comes the next one! You can do it!
Knock it out of the park! Home run!
**[16:40] ---**
That's *enough* out of--
**[16:44] ---**
That *so* didn't fly straight!
**[16:48] ---**
Dammit.
**[16:49] ---**
You said you did this before.
You totally didn't!
**[16:53] ---**
You really tick me off, dammit.
**[16:55] ---**
I played for *one year* in junior high.
**[16:58] ---**
Ooh! I wanna try, too!
**[17:01] ---**
Here's my card. There's still some on there.
**[17:03] ---**
Thanks!
**[17:06] ---**
Don't stand too close or the ball will hit you.
**[17:09] ---**
Got it!
**[17:10] ---**
If I hit a home run, dinner's on you!
**[17:12] ---**
Eyes forward! You want to get hurt?
**[17:14] ---**
Okay... plant the feet...
**[17:18] ---**
Swivel the hips...
**[17:22] ---**
Like the real deal.
**[17:25] ---**
Huh? Wait--did--
**[17:30] ---**
Did you stretch?
**[17:33] ---**
Oh.
**[17:40] ---**
It... It hurts...
**[17:40] ---**
Are you *nuts*,
whipping out a full swing like that?!
**[17:45] ---**
Lay down this instant!
**[17:47] ---**
I heard a pop...
**[17:48] ---**
Yeah, I'll say!
**[17:50] ---**
I copied you... and look where it got me...
**[17:55] ---**
A novice can't just start
putting their hips into a swing!
**[17:58] ---**
Of *course* you're gonna hurt yourself, dummy!
**[18:00] ---**
This pain is all your fault...
**[18:04] ---**
How so?!
**[18:07] ---**
Just go home and get some sleep.
And see a doctor tomorrow.
**[18:11] ---**
A doctor, you say?
**[18:15] ---**
Let's get dinner!
**[18:16] ---**
Do you ever give up?!
**[18:19] ---**
"Taneda Ramen"
**[18:21] ---**
Let's eat!
**[18:23] ---**
You can walk fine on your own,
so it's probably nothing serious.
**[18:29] ---**
If it still hurts tomorrow, see a doctor.
**[18:32] ---**
And you really should head
home now and go to sleep.
**[18:35] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[18:38] ---**
Yummy yum yum.
**[18:39] ---**
You don't get a lot of exercise, do you?
**[18:42] ---**
That injury is proof
you haven't been very active.
**[18:46] ---**
What did you expect? I'm just starting out!
**[18:49] ---**
Beginners need to warm up, at least.
Back injuries are a big deal.
**[18:56] ---**
Fine.
**[18:58] ---**
You realize that would never have happened
**[19:00] ---**
if you hadn't elbowed
your way into tagging alo--
**[19:02] ---**
Huh? My chicken...
**[19:06] ---**
Hey.
**[19:07] ---**
Why are *you* eating it?
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Did you eat them *all*?!
**[19:13] ---**
Eh?
**[19:15] ---**
W-We're not sharing?
**[19:17] ---**
We are *not*, you idiot! And how is
it sharing when *you* eat them *all*?!
**[19:25] ---**
Keep it!
**[19:29] ---**
Temper, temper! Your poor girlfriend!
**[19:32] ---**
She's not my girlfriend...
**[19:34] ---**
Another order of chicken, please.
**[19:37] ---**
Coming right up!
**[19:38] ---**
Your chicken's so good,
my chopsticks just kept going!
**[19:44] ---**
Good one, miss!
**[19:45] ---**
Talk about a sunny personality.
**[19:48] ---**
Here you go--on the house. Eat up!
**[19:51] ---**
Wow! Are you sure?
**[19:52] ---**
Oh, no, we couldn't!
**[19:55] ---**
Go on--it's fine!
**[20:00] ---**
Delish!
**[20:01] ---**
Honestly.
**[20:04] ---**
It's rude not to accept this kindness, Senpai!
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, uh... I guess you're right.
**[20:11] ---**
Okay, don't mind if I--
**[20:15] ---**
Why do you eat *everything*?!
**[20:18] ---**
Sorry! I didn't mean to!
**[20:20] ---**
Here's your chicken.
**[20:26] ---**
*Again*?!
**[20:38] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:40] ---**
Good morning!
**[20:42] ---**
Hey.
**[20:44] ---**
I had fun yesterday!
**[20:46] ---**
What? All you did was hurt your back.
**[20:49] ---**
Huh? C'mon, it was fun going for
a whole day without being a loner, right?
**[20:54] ---**
I made it clear from the very beginning
that I intended to spend the day alone.
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, look at you, pretending you're not happy.
**[21:01] ---**
Watch it.
**[21:03] ---**
I've never been to a batting cage with
my girlfriends before, either. That was new!
**[21:09] ---**
Teach me how to swing, okay?
Next time I wanna really send it flying!
**[21:14] ---**
Hey, how 'bout we go again today?
**[21:16] ---**
I have work.
**[21:18] ---**
Aw. Next time, then!
**[21:22] ---**
"Next time," huh?
**[21:25] ---**
This idiot really doesn't let a
little pain get in the way of having fun.
**[21:31] ---**
I don't know when she got like this...
**[21:38] ---**
Like this? Or like this?
**[21:41] ---**
Well, I won't be bored.
I can put up with her a little, I guess.
**[21:46] ---**
Yeah, next time.
**[21:48] ---**
Uh, Senpai?
**[21:50] ---**
Hmm?
**[21:51] ---**
After that *thing* we did yesterday?
My back still hurts!
**[21:55] ---**
It's all your fault, you know.
**[21:57] ---**
*Phrasing*!
**[21:59] ---**
It even hurts to walk!
Carry me! C'mon--it's *your* fault!
**[22:05] ---**
Shut up!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
**[23:39] ---**
# E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZDVG/the-caf-owner-wants-a-glimpse)
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Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
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Not-too-bright lighting.
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And the calming aroma of coffee.
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Providing a space where
customers can feel at ease:
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That's been my business policy
ever since this place opened.
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A customer's coming up to pay, Sakurai.
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Would you mind?
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Wow. You picked up on that so quickly.
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Mmm. Once you've been doing this
for ten years, you'll see it, too.
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Sakurai started working here last year.
He's pretty good.
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Thank you very much.
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His face may look a little scary,
but he's attentive.
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Sakurai understands my business policy here,
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and whatever may happen,
he handles it with poise.
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Never, *ever* making a fuss or--
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Senpai!
**[01:13] ---**
I've never heard Sakurai shout like that.
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So *this* is where you work!
It's super close to school, huh?
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Niiice!
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A close friend, perhaps?
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Why didn't you tell me?
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I was just on my way back from
my friend's place--she lives near campus--
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when I got hungry and figured
I could go for a little something, so--
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Get out!
**[01:35] ---**
What?!
**[01:38] ---**
Or maybe an enemy.
**[01:48] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:11] ---**
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
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This may be where I work part-time,
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but it's also a place to relax. So *leave*!
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Hey, what gives?
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Let *me* relax, too! I'm hungry!
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There are other places to eat.
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Wow, how cold can you get?
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Come on, let me eat, will ya?!
**[03:31] ---**
You clash with the vibe here.
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Huh?
**[03:34] ---**
That's awful! This is discrimination!
**[03:36] ---**
No wonder you're such a loner.
**[03:39] ---**
That has nothing to do with it!
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Mmm... I seem to have missed
my window for standing up.
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Oh! Are you the owner?
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I'm Hana Uzaki!
Senpai here is always such a big help!
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Who even *are* you to me?
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Whatcha doing?
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Oh, uh, just checking our stock.
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I see... So he's your senior.
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Then you're in elem--er, middle school?
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I'm in *college*!
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We go to the same college--
she's in the year after me.
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You were totally going to say
"elementary school" just now, weren't you?!
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Because you're so short.
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Shut up! Just shut your mouth!
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I... I was *wrong*?
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It looks like he's in shock.
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He's not usually like this...
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All these years I've spent in the
café business, refining my eye for people...
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...and I was wrong?!
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Oh!
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In college... You're an adult.
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Huh? Yeah, that's right. I'm an adult.
**[04:48] ---**
My impression of the owner sure has changed
drastically over these last few minutes.
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I'm sure this spot will do.
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Go on, sit.
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What do you want?
**[05:06] ---**
Hey, Senpai, where'd this attitude come from?
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What?
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I'm a customer now, you know. A customer!
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I find it hard to believe this
is how you *always* act at work.
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Do you even know how to wait on people properly?
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Wait on people properly? What, people like *you*?
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'Scuse me, sir!
This employee has a bad attitude!
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You oughta give him a pay cut!
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Shut up! If you're not going to order, leave!
**[05:40] ---**
These two are funny!
I think I'll watch them for a while.
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You've gotta take your work seriously
no matter who you're serving.
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That's called being a pro!
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Sure, but if I *did* take it seriously,
you'd just make fun of me!
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No, I wouldn't!
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To be honest, it's embarrassing
when people I know see me working.
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But it's so close to campus.
Haven't any of your other friends come here?
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Did you give them the same attitude?
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Oh!
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Silly. The only one
who gets *this* attitude is *you*.
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You're special.
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Got it? Then drink a soda
or something and get lost, dumdum.
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See, badmouthing me with that
posed expression really ticks me off!
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Now, now, Sakurai. Since she's here and all,
show her what you can do.
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He's always so great with customers.
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Okay.
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That's right!
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I'd like to order one serving
of excellent customer service!
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Now start over,
beginning with the glass of water!
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She is *infuriating*.
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May I have your order, please?
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Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
**[07:08] ---**
That villainous mug? Gone without a trace?
**[07:15] ---**
This is too much, Senpai!
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You know how easy it is to laugh
when you're not supposed to!
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Ugh! I *knew* this would happen, dammit!
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I'm sorry! I won't laugh anymore!
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Please let me eat something!
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Can it!
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You can call it a day, Sakurai.
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It's getting dark. Walk her home.
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You're laughing, too, aren't you?!
You are *definitely* laughing!
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Thanks for today.
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I'm positively starving. Let's stop somewhere!
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Go straight home and eat there.
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Aw! Then at least let me order
something at the café next time.
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Sure. Come by again when I'm not there.
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What?! I promise I won't laugh next time!
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Even when I see your smile--
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Why, you...
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That's a nice café, though.
**[08:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:13] ---**
Quiet, just stylish enough...
**[08:17] ---**
Uh-huh. It really is a nice place.
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I like the feel of it, the atmosphere.
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Hey, I know!
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Maybe I'll get a part-time job there, too!
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You know--with you!
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Sure.
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Wouldn't that be a *blast*?
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Mmm-hmm.
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Stop that.
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Stop *what*?
**[08:50] ---**
Why do I crack open brand-new
games in the middle of the night?
**[09:11] ---**
A little senpai-teasing
will get me through the day!
**[09:16] ---**
Huh?
**[09:17] ---**
Ow! Ow, ow! Whoa! I just wanted to pet you...
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Aren't *you* energetic, you little--
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Ow! Hey, that hurts!
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C'mon, now--
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Hey!
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Gross.
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What are you doing so early
in the morning, Senpai?
**[09:35] ---**
That's creepy.
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Oh, Uzaki.
**[09:39] ---**
I found this stray cat. It's not running away,
so I thought I could pet it.
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Huh! Must be used to people.
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It won't let me pet it,
though--it keeps scratching me.
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Then what are you so happy about?
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I mean... it's cute.
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Gross.
**[09:59] ---**
Well, be that as it may... I'd say you're
a rank beginner when it comes to animals.
**[10:04] ---**
Uh... yeah.
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Bring your hand up from under.
**[10:10] ---**
Cats are afraid of bigger beasties
reaching their hands down from overhead.
**[10:16] ---**
True enough.
**[10:18] ---**
Try bringing your hand up
from below and waiting.
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There you go. Good kitty. Good kitty.
**[10:24] ---**
Whoa!
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See? It's easy when they're used to people.
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Nice...
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It might belong to a family in the neighborhood
or maybe someone's just feeding it.
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You sure know a lot about cats.
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We have cats at home. Two of them!
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Wow, really?
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Want to come by and meet them?
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Mmm...
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I'd like to pet those cats,
but a guy going to a girl's house alone?
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Oh!
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It ran away.
**[11:05] ---**
The sound of those brakes must have spooked it.
Cats hate high-pitched noises.
**[11:11] ---**
It probably lives around
here--you'll see it again.
**[11:15] ---**
Okay, Senpai, let's get to class!
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Whoa!
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I wanted to pet it... just once...
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You're really bummed out!
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Nah. I'm fine.
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I love dogs and cats both,
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but pets aren't allowed at
my parents' place or where I live now.
**[11:33] ---**
I haven't touched many cats...
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Then I'm gonna go catch that one!
**[11:40] ---**
Huh?
**[11:42] ---**
It can't have gone far--and it's so
tame around humans, this might just work!
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You don't have to do that! Hey!
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If I strike out, we'll visit
a cat café one of these days!
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Seriously?!
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*There* you are!
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Hi-*yah*!
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Wait up, kitty cat!
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What happened?!
**[12:09] ---**
Senpai! Bad news! Help!
**[12:12] ---**
What the hell?
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Huh?!
**[12:19] ---**
Hey!
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I'm stuck...
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Put that ass *away*!
**[12:25] ---**
Yee *owch*!
**[12:27] ---**
What's the big idea?!
**[12:28] ---**
S-Sorry! I-It just... slipped out...
**[12:31] ---**
So you *hit* me?
**[12:33] ---**
I saw your pa... pan... your underwear.
I was trying to fix your skirt.
**[12:37] ---**
What?!
**[12:38] ---**
W-Well... okay.
**[12:40] ---**
He saw my undies? Wait: he touched my *butt*!
**[12:44] ---**
Whatever. I'll interrogate him later.
**[12:47] ---**
Look, could you pull me
from behind? Grab my hips.
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Got it.
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Wow, her hips are so slim...
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Whoa! Stop! Stop!
**[13:04] ---**
Huh?
**[13:05] ---**
Uh-oh. My clothes are caught!
**[13:07] ---**
At this rate, there's a pretty
high chance my boobs'll pop out!
**[13:10] ---**
D-Don't say "boobs"!
**[13:13] ---**
First get me away from what I'm caught on,
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then pull a little at a time so nothing tears!
**[13:18] ---**
I'm counting on you! I just bought this outfit!
**[13:20] ---**
Jeez, you're so demanding!
**[13:22] ---**
Are you pulling out, Senpai? Hurry!
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Almost... there... just behave, will you?
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Eh? Huh? Whoa!
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You've got the wrong idea!
**[13:37] ---**
Aren't you done yet?
**[13:43] ---**
For a second there,
I didn't know *what* would happen!
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Thanks, Senpai!
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We can forget about that whole butt thing.
**[13:51] ---**
C'mon, let's get to class!
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I just want to go home.
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Then how about a cat café?
**[14:01] ---**
Maybe next time.
**[14:10] ---**
Eating in the dining hall today, Senpai?
**[14:13] ---**
Uzaki...
**[14:15] ---**
Hmm? What's up?
**[14:17] ---**
It's hard to look her in the eye
after what happened earlier.
**[14:21] ---**
Aha!
**[14:22] ---**
Are you embarrassed to be eating alone?
**[14:25] ---**
What?
**[14:26] ---**
Too bad. I'm eating with my friend today,
so I can't keep you company.
**[14:31] ---**
I know you're lonely, but please don't cry.
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, shut up! I'm eating with a friend!
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Eh? *Huh*?!
**[14:41] ---**
What? Look, you're spilling that like crazy.
**[14:44] ---**
You mean you have a *friend*?!
**[14:46] ---**
That is *outstandingly* rude!
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Oh, man--what now?
I'd better say hi to your friend, huh?
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Who are you, my mother?
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Get lost!
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Idiot.
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Huh?
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What *is* that dummy doing?
**[15:18] ---**
What are *you* lookin' at?
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"Are"
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"You"
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"Okay"
**[15:29] ---**
"Over There?"
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Seriously, what the hell is that idiot doing?
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I just don't get it.
**[15:42] ---**
"Ozaki (Idiot)" "Just now"
"You okay? Not being left out?"
**[15:45] ---**
What is *she* worried about?
**[15:49] ---**
"You worry too much.
Put your phone away at meals. It's bad manners."
**[15:54] ---**
"Fussing about table manners--you
are *such* an old man, lolololol"
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"So, hey, I'm not the only person
you talk to at college, huh?"
**[16:06] ---**
"Just who do you think I am?"
**[16:10] ---**
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
**[16:13] ---**
"Just who do you think I am?"
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
**[16:13] ---**
"I'm gonna smack you"
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"Quit staring at me and *eat*!"
**[16:17] ---**
"But I'm worried about you"
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"*Don't be*!!"
**[16:22] ---**
"And no weird stickers!!"
**[16:25] ---**
"Now my food's cold,
and it's all your fault, idiot!!"
**[16:29] ---**
Your noodles are getting soggy, Hana.
**[16:35] ---**
You shouldn't use your phone at mealtimes.
**[16:38] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[16:41] ---**
Thank you very much. Come again.
**[16:46] ---**
How about a drink after you tidy up, Sakurai?
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, thank you! I'd like that.
**[16:54] ---**
You're about halfway through college life, eh?
**[16:57] ---**
How are you doing on credits?
**[16:59] ---**
They're... They're coming along.
**[17:00] ---**
My daughter took all kinds of credits.
Now she just dawdles around every day.
**[17:06] ---**
It's better that way. I'm jealous!
**[17:10] ---**
Well, it's much better
than regretting it down the road.
**[17:17] ---**
This place is great, all right.
**[17:20] ---**
Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
**[17:23] ---**
The calming aroma of coffee.
**[17:27] ---**
It's almost like time flows more slowly here,
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in this place where you can feel at ease.
**[17:33] ---**
Senpai!
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Hi!
**[17:37] ---**
Not *you* again!
I told you not to come when I'm here!
**[17:40] ---**
Aw, don't be so cold!
**[17:43] ---**
Besides, what's the point if you're not here?
**[17:46] ---**
I couldn't wait a minute more to see you!
**[17:50] ---**
Uh--I--*what*? What are you talking about?!
**[17:54] ---**
I have to resubmit my report--
**[17:56] ---**
please help me!
**[17:58] ---**
Huh?
**[18:00] ---**
Oh... a report, huh?
**[18:03] ---**
You always were good at writing...
**[18:08] ---**
No can do.
**[18:09] ---**
What? Why?!
**[18:10] ---**
Can't you tell? I'm working.
**[18:13] ---**
I'll wait!
**[18:14] ---**
Use that time to do it yourself!
**[18:16] ---**
I don't think I can do it on my own!
**[18:19] ---**
And you got into college, huh?
**[18:21] ---**
C'mon, please help me!
**[18:23] ---**
Look here, you...
**[18:24] ---**
Now, now, Sakurai--
**[18:28] ---**
Your junior is counting on you.
Why, that's adorable!
**[18:31] ---**
We're done here--feel free to
stick around and work on that report.
**[18:35] ---**
Huh?
**[18:35] ---**
Really?!
**[18:37] ---**
We don't have any customers right now.
**[18:41] ---**
It's fun watching the back-and-forth
between these two.
**[18:53] ---**
A little something for my
best employee's junior. On the house.
**[18:59] ---**
You really don't have to do that.
**[19:02] ---**
Hooray! You're so generous, sir!
**[19:05] ---**
First the report, then eat.
**[19:08] ---**
Wow. Strict.
**[19:10] ---**
You're almost done!
**[19:12] ---**
See, this is weird, too.
**[19:13] ---**
"I think"
**[19:14] ---**
"I think" is something
you'd say in grade school.
**[19:18] ---**
Change it to "It's thought"
or "It's considered."
**[19:24] ---**
You're in college.
Quit writing childish sentences.
**[19:27] ---**
Now me, I'd boost the word count with
"Personally speaking, it feels as though XYZ."
**[19:33] ---**
I see...
**[19:35] ---**
Once that's fixed,
all that's left is your closing sentence.
**[19:39] ---**
Write that and be done with it.
**[19:41] ---**
Oh, right! I've been meaning
to ask you something.
**[19:44] ---**
You can't concentrate
to save your soul, can you?
**[19:47] ---**
Can I go to your place?
**[19:50] ---**
Absolutely not.
**[19:52] ---**
That was quick.
**[19:54] ---**
Where'd *that* come from, anyway?
**[19:56] ---**
I just wanna see it!
**[19:58] ---**
"Just" nothing!
**[20:00] ---**
No way will I let my lifestyle be
upended just for your entertainment!
**[20:03] ---**
I won't upend anything! So why can't I?
**[20:06] ---**
Why?! I mean...
**[20:10] ---**
Is she for real?
**[20:13] ---**
I have no reason to let you into my place.
**[20:16] ---**
Sure you do. You said you live alone, right?
**[20:20] ---**
You can save money if I cook,
and you're closer to campus.
**[20:26] ---**
See? There are way more pros than cons!
**[20:29] ---**
Are you serious? Is your cooking even edible?
**[20:33] ---**
What kind of an excuse is that? And yes, it *is*!
**[20:37] ---**
All right, get back to that report.
**[20:43] ---**
Wait, what was that last thing you said?
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
My place is close to campus--and?
**[20:51] ---**
Well, since it's so close, I figure I can sleep in--
**[20:55] ---**
You're not spending the night!
**[20:57] ---**
Th-That's... unbelievable!
**[21:01] ---**
What are you angry about?
**[21:05] ---**
Look, I'm... I'm not angry.
**[21:08] ---**
It's just that... you...
**[21:11] ---**
What is it?
**[21:14] ---**
Letting you in my apartment is one thing...
**[21:17] ---**
It's... not so simple... for a girl...
to be in a guy's room...
**[21:23] ---**
You don't want to?
**[21:25] ---**
Wh... *What*?!
**[21:28] ---**
We can play versus and co-op all night long!
**[21:32] ---**
Eh?
**[21:33] ---**
I know you bought that new game, Senpai!
**[21:37] ---**
You're on my friend list!
**[21:39] ---**
If we stop by after class,
we can play any old day of the week!
**[21:45] ---**
You idiot! Moron! Imbecile!
**[21:49] ---**
What's *that* for?!
**[21:51] ---**
You dummy!
**[21:52] ---**
I can't *believe* you!
**[21:52] ---**
I opened this café for the thrill of
getting a glimpse into all sorts of lives.
**[21:55] ---**
Why exactly am I an idiot?
**[21:57] ---**
Because you *are*!
**[21:58] ---**
But these two are the best--I
could watch them forever.
**[22:02] ---**
If Sakurai quits, the show would be over.
**[22:06] ---**
Maybe I'll give him a raise.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
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# E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03Z22/the-asai-family-wants-to-look-out-for-us)
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**[00:11] ---**
Sakurai Shinichi started
working here part-time last year.
**[00:15] ---**
Though he looks a bit fierce,
**[00:16] ---**
he has a serious personality
and attitude toward work,
**[00:18] ---**
and our regulars say good things about him.
**[00:21] ---**
But most of all...
***SIGN*** "Senior at Sakurai's College" "Ami Asai, 21" "Hobby: O̷g̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ People-watching"
**[00:24] ---**
his body is *fine*.
**[00:28] ---**
Whoops.
**[00:29] ---**
That Sakurai's something, all right.
**[00:31] ---**
On closer inspection, he's pretty hunky.
**[00:33] ---**
He looks slim, but he's got
proper muscles under there!
**[00:37] ---**
Sakurai? We're ready to pay.
**[00:40] ---**
Coming!
**[00:41] ---**
I doubt he's noticed, but he has plenty of fans.
**[00:46] ---**
Sakurai, you're so tall! How tall *are* you?
**[00:49] ---**
One hundred eighty centimeters.
**[00:50] ---**
Wow! That's tall, all right!
**[00:52] ---**
Did you play any sports?
**[00:54] ---**
I was in the swim club in high school.
**[00:56] ---**
Wow, really?
**[00:58] ---**
The swim team! Yes! Good question, ma'am!
**[01:02] ---**
And those swimmers...
why, you can see *everything*!
**[01:06] ---**
"You cannot"
**[01:08] ---**
To be learning tidbit after tidbit,
right here at work...
**[01:12] ---**
I'm making such progress!
**[01:15] ---**
Your heart doesn't seem to be in it today, Ami.
**[01:18] ---**
Eh?
**[01:20] ---**
Getting lost in thought is fine and all,
but you *are* on the clock.
**[01:25] ---**
You've got to be careful in this line of work,
**[01:28] ---**
or you'll lose track of all kinds of things.
**[01:32] ---**
Right. I'm sorry.
**[01:34] ---**
I do understand your hobby, though.
**[01:36] ---**
Now go on--clear that open table.
**[01:39] ---**
Okay, Dad.
**[01:41] ---**
Dad may come across as gentle and tasteful,
but he sure is strict with family.
**[01:46] ---**
This won't do. Not when I'm actually
working the same shift as Sakurai!
**[01:51] ---**
Hiya!
**[02:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:23] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[03:24] ---**
"Asia Café"
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
**[03:26] ---**
You're here again?
**[03:28] ---**
Don't you have anything better to do?
**[03:30] ---**
I could ask you the same
thing--working on a Sunday!
**[03:34] ---**
Who's this? Who's this? *Who*?
**[03:36] ---**
Hello there, Hana.
**[03:38] ---**
Dad knows her, too?
**[03:40] ---**
Sir! Up top! Yeah!
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Yeah!
**[03:43] ---**
Dad... without a single shred of tastefulness!
**[03:46] ---**
Our peak time's just ended, so there
aren't many customers. Sit wherever you like.
**[03:49] ---**
Okay!
**[03:49] ---**
Um... who's that?
**[03:51] ---**
You mean Uzaki?
She's a sophomore at our college.
**[03:55] ---**
Ah! She's in college!
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, right, Senpai--I have that game you lent me.
**[04:00] ---**
Cool. How was it?
**[04:02] ---**
They're borrowing each other's stuff.
Must be good friends.
**[04:06] ---**
Whew, that final act was a real thrill.
**[04:09] ---**
Here I thought it was
an entirely different game,
**[04:11] ---**
but when I found out it was
kind of a sequel to the last one?
**[04:14] ---**
I got *crazy* goosebumps!
**[04:15] ---**
I know, right?
**[04:18] ---**
I would've been happy playing
a plain old building game,
**[04:20] ---**
but it turned out to be such a find,
I just had to get it out there!
**[04:24] ---**
What's this? They seem like such good friends.
**[04:29] ---**
No--they can't be--
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, those two?
**[04:34] ---**
What's with the chuckle?
**[04:37] ---**
Oh, nothing. Bring her some water, would you?
**[04:41] ---**
Welcome.
**[04:43] ---**
Thanks!
**[04:45] ---**
So, you go to the same college?
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I'm Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
**[04:49] ---**
Oh, really? Then that makes you Senpai's senpai!
**[04:53] ---**
Be right back. I'm going to put this in my bag.
**[04:56] ---**
Sure.
**[04:57] ---**
I'm Hana Uzaki, and I'm a sophomore!
**[05:02] ---**
Now that I get a good look at her...
this girl is *really cute*!
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Then there's her endearing smile...
**[05:08] ---**
She's short, so she has this
"adorable little animal" vibe.
**[05:12] ---**
She's no little animal. Holy... wowsers!
**[05:16] ---**
This girl is a *beast*!
**[05:18] ---**
Come on. Pull yourself together!
**[05:22] ---**
You and Sakurai seem to get along really well.
**[05:25] ---**
Hmm? Oh, yeah, we do!
**[05:27] ---**
How long have you known each other?
**[05:29] ---**
We were in the same club in high school.
**[05:32] ---**
The water on Uzaki's table
is getting pretty low.
**[05:36] ---**
He's *always* been a gloomy
Gus with an evil look in his eyes.
**[05:40] ---**
He was a hard person to get to know.
**[05:43] ---**
Even now, in college, his personality is
no better--he's always doing loner stuff.
**[05:48] ---**
So I'm looking out for him.
**[05:50] ---**
Ah! So that's how it is.
**[05:53] ---**
Huh?
**[05:53] ---**
Well, call me over
when you're ready to order, Hana.
**[05:56] ---**
'Kay!
**[05:59] ---**
Well?
**[06:02] ---**
She's just so *good*.
**[06:03] ---**
You want to stick your nose in their business...
**[06:06] ---**
But we shouldn't interfere...
**[06:09] ---**
Don't you just want to look out for them both?
**[06:12] ---**
I get that.
**[06:14] ---**
Don't you love customer-facing jobs?
**[06:16] ---**
You get to watch all kinds of people
and their lives--like those two.
**[06:21] ---**
It's one of the thrills of this business.
**[06:26] ---**
Uzaki. Water.
**[06:30] ---**
That's *cold*!
**[06:30] ---**
That's *cold*!
**[06:32] ---**
Wh-Where the heck did *you* come from?!
**[06:35] ---**
That's *my* line!
**[06:37] ---**
Customers are supposed to just
sit quietly! *I* was bringing it to *you*!
**[06:41] ---**
Seriously? You haven't even
been treating me like a customer!
**[06:44] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:46] ---**
They put on quite a show, am I right?
**[06:49] ---**
You're telling me.
I've *got* to start taking more shifts!
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, give them a towel.
**[07:01] ---**
What?!
**[07:02] ---**
Senpai's out with a cold?
**[07:05] ---**
Sakurai called this morning.
I made him take the day off.
**[07:09] ---**
First the ice-water drenching yesterday,
then it got so cold last night...
**[07:14] ---**
Well, huh. So much for that
"Oh, yeah--I train" expression.
**[07:19] ---**
He's surprisingly fragile.
**[07:22] ---**
Oh, yeah--I train.
**[07:22] ---**
"Oh, yeah--I train"
**[07:26] ---**
Why doesn't *she* have a cold, then?
**[07:31] ---**
In that case, sir...
**[07:37] ---**
Man, I have been knocked *flat*.
**[07:39] ---**
Did colds always hit this hard?
**[07:42] ---**
Do I need a doctor? Medicine?
**[07:45] ---**
I should eat something first.
**[07:49] ---**
But I can't move.
**[07:51] ---**
Now what?
**[07:55] ---**
What a racket. Who's there? Dammit...
**[07:59] ---**
And me barely managing to get out of bed.
**[08:02] ---**
Hiya!
**[08:03] ---**
Do you really have a cold?
Well, I'm paying you a visit!
**[08:07] ---**
U-Uzaki?
**[08:09] ---**
What... how did you...
**[08:17] ---**
Are you okay, Senpai?!
**[08:19] ---**
Hey, uh... Senpai!
**[08:27] ---**
That must be one bad cold.
**[08:30] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:32] ---**
Well, I've let her into my place after all.
**[08:36] ---**
Who was it? Who told her where I live?
**[08:39] ---**
Oh? Was that wrong?
**[08:43] ---**
Since I know where he lives, I thought
we would play some games or something.
**[08:48] ---**
Now *that's* some misplaced excitement.
**[08:51] ---**
He looks like he's having a really bad time.
**[08:54] ---**
He brags about his stamina,
only to be laid up in bed. Fitting.
**[09:01] ---**
That does it.
**[09:03] ---**
Have you seen a doctor?
**[09:06] ---**
No... can't really move.
**[09:08] ---**
Any medicine?
**[09:10] ---**
Not yet. Haven't bought any.
**[09:12] ---**
Then you haven't eaten, either.
**[09:16] ---**
Oh, well. Leave this to me!
**[09:22] ---**
Uh...
**[09:25] ---**
Oof...
**[09:29] ---**
Going by his symptoms, I'd say *this* one.
**[09:35] ---**
A cold--that calls for leeks!
**[09:49] ---**
Can you sit up, Senpai?
**[09:54] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:55] ---**
Then eat--even if it's only a few bites.
**[10:01] ---**
Wow.
**[10:02] ---**
It was a real production, let me tell you!
**[10:04] ---**
Empty fridge, awkward kitchen...
**[10:08] ---**
Here you go. Say "ah"!
**[10:11] ---**
I-I can feed myself.
**[10:16] ---**
Stop that!
**[10:27] ---**
It's good.
**[10:28] ---**
Right?!
**[10:29] ---**
Honestly... I'm not tasting things
too well right now.
**[10:34] ---**
But... it's probably good.
**[10:35] ---**
"Probably," huh?
**[10:37] ---**
I'll take it.
**[10:39] ---**
Sorry.
**[10:50] ---**
See? My cooking is totally edible.
**[10:55] ---**
Sorry.
**[10:58] ---**
Eating really warmed me up.
**[11:00] ---**
You got a good sweat going on!
**[11:02] ---**
And now?
**[11:05] ---**
Strip!
**[11:07] ---**
I refuse.
**[11:09] ---**
No way! Wipe yourself down and change clothes!
**[11:11] ---**
That sweat? It *stinks*!
**[11:13] ---**
It's fine! I'm just going to
take my medicine and go to sleep!
**[11:15] ---**
Hey! Don't fight me, sickie!
**[11:24] ---**
You've got nice skin, mister. I'll be gentle!
**[11:29] ---**
No weird roleplay!
**[11:31] ---**
Forget feeling self-conscious, now!
**[11:32] ---**
You must be used to going
around half-naked from swim club.
**[11:35] ---**
I'll do the front myself!
**[11:50] ---**
How can being cared for be so tiring?
**[11:54] ---**
Here's your medicine. Take this
and you'll be all better in the morning.
**[12:00] ---**
"Uza-Attack S"
"Colds with Sore Throats"
**[12:01] ---**
But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow,
make sure you see a doctor.
**[12:06] ---**
Got it.
**[12:08] ---**
Is that the time? Already?
**[12:11] ---**
You can go home. I'll be fine.
**[12:15] ---**
I will, once you're asleep.
**[12:17] ---**
I'll put the key in your door's
mail slot so you can rest easy.
**[12:21] ---**
You'd do that?
**[12:25] ---**
It's fine.
**[12:28] ---**
I'll just play games in the meantime.
**[12:31] ---**
Sheesh.
**[12:33] ---**
I'm already laid low, so let me just say...
**[12:37] ---**
You were a huge help today.
**[12:39] ---**
Thanks.
**[12:41] ---**
Come on. That's just how we are.
**[12:50] ---**
Senpai! Senpai!
**[12:51] ---**
How do I beat this bald scissors dude?!
**[12:54] ---**
His shields explode
when I hit 'em with my blade!
**[12:57] ---**
Look, I'll lend you the game
*and* the console--just *go home*!
**[13:01] ---**
I can't go home a *loser*!
**[13:03] ---**
Will you let me *sleep*?!
**[13:11] ---**
Sakurai!
**[13:15] ---**
Ami!
**[13:16] ---**
Is your cold all better?
**[13:18] ---**
Yeah, thanks. Sorry you had to cover my shift.
**[13:22] ---**
It's fine. I was free yesterday anyway.
**[13:25] ---**
Why don't I take one of your shifts, then?
I have to thank you somehow.
**[13:31] ---**
In that case... can you ask Hana to come?
**[13:34] ---**
Huh? Uzaki?
**[13:38] ---**
And now, a toast to Sakurai's recovery!
**[13:43] ---**
Cheers!
**[13:43] ---**
Cheers!
**[13:44] ---**
Thanks.
**[13:46] ---**
Korean barbecue to celebrate my recovery.
**[13:48] ---**
That's... a lot.
**[13:50] ---**
All right! It's all-you-can-eat,
and I'm grilling--so eat up, Senpai!
**[13:58] ---**
Salted tongue! Chuck! Tripe! Skirt!
**[14:01] ---**
H-hey, that's too much!
**[14:03] ---**
Short ribs! Knuckle! Ribeye!
**[14:05] ---**
Let me take my time eating!
**[14:08] ---**
Such energy!
**[14:10] ---**
She really does seem happy
that Sakurai's feeling better.
**[14:18] ---**
Look at you two knock 'em back!
Are beer and liquor really that tasty?
**[14:22] ---**
Uh-huh--especially when paired with good eats.
**[14:25] ---**
Let's go out for drinks when you turn 20, Hana.
**[14:28] ---**
Hooray!
**[14:30] ---**
Now that that's settled, eat up, Senpai!
**[14:32] ---**
You listen here...
**[14:37] ---**
I'm going to hit the restroom.
**[14:41] ---**
I'm glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
**[14:43] ---**
I'm sorry I had to take the day off yesterday.
**[14:47] ---**
Not at all.
**[14:49] ---**
I'm just happy Hana took such good care of you.
**[14:53] ---**
So you *did* tell her where I live.
**[14:57] ---**
And? How'd it go?
**[15:00] ---**
"How"?
**[15:05] ---**
Stop pressuring me while piling
on the finest cuts of meat!
**[15:11] ---**
Just so you know,
it's not like that with me and Uzaki.
**[15:15] ---**
I want to enjoy my quiet solo lifestyle,
**[15:18] ---**
so I don't want people over if I can help it.
**[15:21] ---**
And Uzaki is basically
the polar opposite of quiet.
**[15:25] ---**
So gloomy!
**[15:26] ---**
Way gloomy!
**[15:27] ---**
That's what *you* are, Sakurai.
**[15:30] ---**
And what's wrong with that?!
**[15:32] ---**
They've really had a lot to drink...
**[15:36] ---**
Besides...
**[15:37] ---**
Uzaki may be my trusted junior,
but she's still a girl.
**[15:42] ---**
If rumors start at school about
her coming to my place all the time,
**[15:46] ---**
it'd only make unnecessary trouble for her.
**[15:49] ---**
I live near campus--someone could see her.
**[15:53] ---**
Th-This is getting complicated!
**[15:55] ---**
I had an inkling, but this? This is a pain!
**[16:00] ---**
I was fully aware, but still... still!
**[16:04] ---**
Dad.
**[16:06] ---**
Right. This'll only get juicier
if we just let it be.
**[16:10] ---**
It's like coffee, Ami.
Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed...
**[16:15] ---**
Let's be patient and
watch over these two for now.
**[16:19] ---**
Yes--until we get that rich, deep flavor.
**[16:23] ---**
Whatcha been talkin' about?
**[16:26] ---**
Huh? Oh, um...
**[16:27] ---**
Oh, tomorrow's work.
**[16:29] ---**
That's right.
**[16:30] ---**
Aha!
**[16:31] ---**
We'll be getting in a shipment of beans
and other heavy packages.
**[16:34] ---**
Can you come in a little early, Sakurai?
**[16:37] ---**
Sure thing, Ami.
**[16:39] ---**
Thanks! It'll be so helpful
to have another man around.
**[16:42] ---**
Wait, what was going on just
now--between you and your dad?
**[16:47] ---**
Hmm... Psyching ourselves up?
**[16:49] ---**
Psyching--huh? What's wrong, Uzaki?
**[16:54] ---**
I see you call Ami by her first name.
**[16:58] ---**
Huh?
**[16:59] ---**
If I use her last name,
she'll get mixed up with her father.
**[17:02] ---**
Hmm. If you say so.
**[17:08] ---**
Hey, uh, I was really careful grilling that.
**[17:11] ---**
Come on!
**[17:14] ---**
Wait, uh... Uzaki!
**[17:17] ---**
Mmm! Perfect with a side of rice!
**[17:29] ---**
Why the hell would Uzaki want to meet me here?
**[17:34] ---**
She *did* start acting weird
in the middle of that dinner...
**[17:38] ---**
Did I do something to tick her off?
**[17:43] ---**
Senpai.
**[17:45] ---**
Huh?
**[17:49] ---**
Eh?
**[17:50] ---**
"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
**[17:50] ---**
Keep your eye on this five-yen coin.
**[17:53] ---**
You're getting very sleepy--*very* sleepy...
**[17:58] ---**
"5 Yen"
**[17:58] ---**
Hypnosis? Now what's she trying to pull?
**[18:03] ---**
You will do what I say--do what I say...
**[18:08] ---**
I don't know what she's after,
but she *did* take care of me earlier...
**[18:14] ---**
Oh, well. I'll play along.
**[18:18] ---**
Wow, I sure am feeling sleepy.
**[18:22] ---**
All right! Simple people really
*are* the easiest to hypnotize!
**[18:27] ---**
Who are you calling "simple," dammit?
**[18:29] ---**
Okay, then, Senpai!
**[18:31] ---**
Here we go. I just hope it's nothing unreasonable.
**[18:34] ---**
Call me by my first name!
**[18:37] ---**
Huh? Is that it?
**[18:39] ---**
*That's* what she hypnotized me for?
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She's waiting for it. I guess I have to.
**[18:47] ---**
Ha... Ha... Ha...
**[18:50] ---**
Ha...?
**[18:51] ---**
This is a little embarrassing.
**[18:53] ---**
Ha... Hani.
**[18:55] ---**
Huh? That's not it.
**[18:57] ---**
Hanu.
**[18:57] ---**
No.
**[18:58] ---**
Hane.
**[18:59] ---**
Not that.
**[19:00] ---**
Hano.
**[19:00] ---**
Are you doing this on purpose?
**[19:03] ---**
Dammit!
**[19:05] ---**
Hana.
**[19:11] ---**
Again!
**[19:13] ---**
Hana.
**[19:13] ---**
Again!
**[19:15] ---**
Hana.
**[19:16] ---**
Yes! Again!
**[19:18] ---**
Hana.
**[19:19] ---**
Again!
**[19:19] ---**
Couple of love-dummies.
**[19:20] ---**
Hana.
**[19:20] ---**
Love-dumb, huh?
**[19:21] ---**
Again!
**[19:21] ---**
Love-dumb.
**[19:22] ---**
Hana.
**[19:24] ---**
So that's how it works.
I'm pretty happy with it!
**[19:27] ---**
It went so well--I might just
have a knack for hypnosis!
**[19:32] ---**
No way.
**[19:33] ---**
But if that's all it takes to make her happy...
**[19:36] ---**
Okay! Next...
**[19:37] ---**
"Next"?
**[19:38] ---**
Let's have you buy me something to drink!
**[19:41] ---**
Yes.
**[19:42] ---**
And ice cream from the convenience store!
**[19:44] ---**
Hey, now.
**[19:45] ---**
I can have you buy me lunch at the dining hall!
**[19:48] ---**
Don't...
**[19:48] ---**
Oh! And you can buy me
the latest VR setup, too--
**[19:51] ---**
Ow!
**[19:51] ---**
Don't push your luck!
**[19:54] ---**
No fair pretending to be hypnotized!
**[19:57] ---**
Says the girl making demands
of a hypnotized guy!
**[19:59] ---**
What are you trying to accomplish?!
**[20:02] ---**
I mean...
**[20:04] ---**
You call Ami by her first name, right?
**[20:09] ---**
I've known you for a pretty long time,
and I just get "Hey" and "Look here."
**[20:14] ---**
Rude way to treat someone, don't you think?
**[20:22] ---**
I see. I didn't even realize
that I'd made you feel bad.
**[20:30] ---**
I apologize for that. I'm sorry.
**[20:35] ---**
But I'm kind of, uh... I'm uncomfortable
calling girls by their first names.
**[20:41] ---**
Ami told me to call her that for work,
and I've been doing my best, but...
**[20:46] ---**
Please, just... not that.
**[20:51] ---**
That's fine, then. I don't want
to force you, poor gloomy thing.
**[20:58] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:00] ---**
"5 Yen"
**[21:02] ---**
Still, hypnotizing with a
five-yen coin in this day and age?
**[21:06] ---**
No way is *that* gonna work. Right?
**[21:09] ---**
Guh...
**[21:11] ---**
It worked! Are you kidding me?!
You must have zero resistance!
**[21:14] ---**
Hey! C'mon!
**[21:16] ---**
Buh...
**[21:19] ---**
How do I put her back?!
**[21:19] ---**
"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
**[21:20] ---**
It's gotta be in here somewhere!
**[21:23] ---**
Uzaki!
**[21:23] ---**
Uzaki is floating in the sky.
**[22:57] ---**
"5 Yen"
**[22:59] ---**
It's not working.
**[23:01] ---**
I *told* you: I'm not hypnotized!
**[23:05] ---**
It's truly frightening that you can't remember.
**[23:08] ---**
Look, I'm not hypnotized, all right?
It'd be a big deal if I were!
**[23:12] ---**
Why do you sound ticked off?
**[23:15] ---**
I'm *not* ticked off.
**[23:17] ---**
Dad... could this be?
**[23:19] ---**
Yes...
**[23:20] ---**
They say you can't hypnotize
someone who doesn't trust you.
**[23:25] ---**
Which means these two...
**[23:27] ---**
It certainly looks that way.
**[23:31] ---**
Let's not tell them. It's too amusing.
**[23:33] ---**
If I were ticked off, it'd be a big deal.
**[23:35] ---**
You really suck at this!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
**[23:39] ---**
# E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVXN7X/i-want-to-hang-out-together-over-the-holiday)
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**[00:07] ---**
Sakurai, we'll be taking a family trip
to a hot spring over Golden Week.
**[00:12] ---**
You'll have that time off.
**[00:14] ---**
Why not take advantage of all those
public holidays and go somewhere yourself?
**[00:19] ---**
Huh...
**[00:23] ---**
That's what she suggested, anyway.
**[00:26] ---**
But I've been playing video games
for 72 hours straight since then.
**[00:31] ---**
Oh, so this is the last of them?
**[00:34] ---**
Here goes!
**[00:43] ---**
That unnecessary rhythmic flourish...
**[00:51] ---**
Hi there, Senpai!
**[00:54] ---**
I *knew* it.
**[01:04] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
**[02:28] ---**
Are you free today?
I mean, you totally are, right?
**[02:32] ---**
This popping over unannounced is a bit much.
**[02:35] ---**
Well, you're off work, and I figured
a loner like you would be home gaming
**[02:38] ---**
instead of going anywhere.
**[02:40] ---**
And I was right!
**[02:42] ---**
I'm speechless.
**[02:44] ---**
So instead I stopped by to hang out
with you, my senior and my friend!
**[02:48] ---**
Great news, right?
**[02:50] ---**
Knock off that weirdly
superior tone--it's infuriating.
**[02:53] ---**
And so...
**[02:55] ---**
Wanna play Doramon Go?
**[02:57] ---**
That's still a game!
**[02:59] ---**
There's a big spawning event during Golden Week.
**[03:02] ---**
Let's catch 'em all--together!
**[03:05] ---**
I have the app.
**[03:07] ---**
Buuut?
**[03:10] ---**
But I was too embarrassed to play alone.
**[03:13] ---**
Right? Man, I can read you like a book!
**[03:17] ---**
Why'd you turn it off?!
**[03:19] ---**
We can play together!
**[03:22] ---**
Talk about a major drag.
Then again, it *is* a holiday week...
**[03:27] ---**
C'mon, Senpai...
**[03:34] ---**
I'm about to die of boredom,
so sure--count me in.
**[03:37] ---**
Hooray!
**[03:43] ---**
I found a Lousy Cat!
**[03:46] ---**
Check this out, Senpai!
**[03:48] ---**
Eh?
**[03:50] ---**
Your face looks awful.
**[03:54] ---**
Too much gaming.
**[03:56] ---**
It's one thing to be all scowly,
but walking around with that face?
**[04:00] ---**
Someone's gonna report you.
**[04:01] ---**
Will you stop backing away like that?
**[04:04] ---**
Sheesh.
**[04:06] ---**
Hey, you sure are catching a lot!
**[04:08] ---**
"Gorilla"
**[04:09] ---**
And all Gorillas.
**[04:10] ---**
They keep popping up.
**[04:13] ---**
Ugh, my eyes hurt. Can't look at the screen.
**[04:17] ---**
Oh! Then let's go buy you some glasses!
**[04:26] ---**
Welcome.
**[04:28] ---**
Hey, is that Ami?
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, my!
**[04:32] ---**
Fancy running into you two!
**[04:35] ---**
I see. So your eyes hurt
from playing games too much.
**[04:38] ---**
If this keeps up,
he'll be Doramon Go-ing to lockup.
**[04:41] ---**
I'll give *you* "lockup."
**[04:44] ---**
So you played games the entire time
we were at the hot spring, Sakurai?
**[04:49] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:50] ---**
And he'd probably *still* be holed up
playing games if *I* hadn't come along!
**[04:55] ---**
I can't deny that.
**[04:57] ---**
Hey, I know!
**[04:58] ---**
Since she's here and all, why don't
you ask Ami to be your glassistant?
**[05:02] ---**
My glassistant?
**[05:04] ---**
Is there something you're looking for?
**[05:06] ---**
Yeah, the loner indoorsman
game-addict here needs those things:
**[05:09] ---**
"Protect Your Eyes from Blue Light!"
**[05:10] ---**
Computer glasses!
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, the ones that cut down
on blue light from LCD displays.
**[05:16] ---**
These are supposed to keep
your eyes from getting tired.
**[05:19] ---**
I've always wanted a pair myself!
**[05:21] ---**
Hmm. Might be good for long gaming sessions.
**[05:26] ---**
Huh! The lenses are a faint yellow.
**[05:29] ---**
So they're like thin sunglasses, eh?
**[05:34] ---**
You look good in glasses, Senpai!
**[05:36] ---**
Yes! You do!
**[05:37] ---**
Eh?
**[05:39] ---**
How about these?
**[05:41] ---**
Hmm?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, nice! Should we try some others?
**[05:45] ---**
Totally!
**[05:46] ---**
Ooh, which ones?
**[05:46] ---**
How about these?
**[05:48] ---**
Like I'm some kind of toy.
**[05:51] ---**
Those are *perfect*!
**[05:54] ---**
R-Really?
**[05:55] ---**
Yes! They hide your glare-mug
so you look like a normal person!
**[05:59] ---**
Who says I have a glare-mug?!
**[06:02] ---**
You should probably wear
those at work and school, too!
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[06:06] ---**
Then how about these?
**[06:12] ---**
Where'd you find *those*?
**[06:14] ---**
Do *you* have to play around with me, too, Ami?
**[06:18] ---**
Oh, wow, that is too much. Can I take a picture?
**[06:20] ---**
No, you can't!
**[06:22] ---**
Look this way... no, don't.
**[06:25] ---**
I keep laughing... my phone's shaking!
**[06:29] ---**
Knock it off!
**[06:30] ---**
Dammit...
**[06:31] ---**
Try, uh, try these on next, Senpai!
**[06:36] ---**
You're laughing already!
**[06:40] ---**
They work with your natural fierce expression
to make you look like a mafioso!
**[06:45] ---**
Like you'd assassinate someone
with a long piece of wire!
**[06:49] ---**
Or like you're dominating
some criminal underworld!
**[06:52] ---**
Oh!
**[06:53] ---**
Throw on a white coat,
and you could be a mad scientist!
**[06:57] ---**
Want to?
**[06:58] ---**
I do *not*!
**[07:00] ---**
What shelf were these on? I'm putting them back!
**[07:02] ---**
Just once, Senpai--just one time!
**[07:05] ---**
Brush your hair back with
those little round glasses on!
**[07:09] ---**
Just once, I swear!
**[07:10] ---**
You'll turn into an
embarrassingly tropey character!
**[07:14] ---**
What is it you *want* from me?
**[07:17] ---**
Sorry, sorry! Try this last pair on.
**[07:20] ---**
These were a serious choice.
**[07:23] ---**
Okay?
**[07:24] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[07:30] ---**
Now make a fist.
**[07:32] ---**
Raise your arm.
**[07:34] ---**
Open your mouth a little.
**[07:36] ---**
Ayyyyy-oh!
**[07:44] ---**
Oh, man, that was funny!
**[07:46] ---**
You'd better pick out
your own glasses there, Hana.
**[07:49] ---**
Hey, right!
**[07:51] ---**
What'll it be?
**[07:53] ---**
Gee, which ones?
**[07:53] ---**
These are nice.
**[07:56] ---**
I do like a pink frame...
**[07:59] ---**
But it's gotta be red!
**[08:01] ---**
Ooh, yeah!
**[08:04] ---**
Check it out, Sakurai.
Doesn't Hana look good in glasses?
**[08:12] ---**
Whaddya think?
**[08:21] ---**
You look dumber, strangely enough.
**[08:23] ---**
"Strangely enough"?!
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, I was complimenting you earlier!
**[08:27] ---**
Then you called me a mafioso!
That makes it a wash, you big dummy!
**[08:31] ---**
Picky, picky!
That's what you are--you know that?
**[08:35] ---**
*You're* the one who has to
watch what she says and does!
**[08:38] ---**
Well, *you're* the one who's always angry!
**[08:41] ---**
Shut up! You asked for it, moron!
**[08:43] ---**
Only a moron calls someone a moron, moron!
**[08:46] ---**
You just said it yourself, moron!
**[08:48] ---**
Moron!
**[08:49] ---**
Well, you said it first, moron! Moron! Moron!
**[08:52] ---**
Are they all right?
**[08:54] ---**
Uh-huh. They're always like that.
**[09:02] ---**
I missed out on getting glasses,
and it's all your fault.
**[09:07] ---**
Ooh! Got a Lousy Cat Dandy!
**[09:09] ---**
*You* just *had* to start something.
**[09:13] ---**
Another Gorilla.
**[09:15] ---**
Don't dump the blame on me
just 'cause you're older.
**[09:18] ---**
That's power harassment.
**[09:20] ---**
Hey, I got a Lousy Cat Genius this time!
**[09:23] ---**
Clearly it's *your* fault, because *you* started it.
**[09:28] ---**
Nothing but Gorillas.
**[09:31] ---**
See, *your* problem is--
**[09:37] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:39] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[09:42] ---**
Nechst Station. Nechst Station.
**[09:47] ---**
Lot of people getting on.
**[09:49] ---**
But with this game, the more people
around you, the higher the monster spawn rate.
**[09:55] ---**
See? A Lousy Cat Cyborg!
**[09:57] ---**
Still Gorillas here.
**[09:59] ---**
Just how much do you like gorillas?
**[10:01] ---**
I don't. *They* like *me*.
**[10:05] ---**
Well, as long as we get where we're going.
**[10:12] ---**
Andenechst Station.
**[10:15] ---**
Andefallo-Wing Station.
**[10:18] ---**
Now it's crazy crowded.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, right--there's a soccer match
at a nearby stadium.
**[10:23] ---**
That explains it.
**[10:28] ---**
Pardon me, huh-huh.
**[10:35] ---**
S-Something incredibly soft...
**[10:38] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[10:41] ---**
It's okay. Can't really help it in all this.
**[10:44] ---**
This is bad--and at this rate,
it'll get *really* bad!
**[10:48] ---**
I can't budge!
**[10:50] ---**
Am I just going to have to grin and bear it?
**[10:55] ---**
Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
**[10:59] ---**
Think of something else
and pull yourself together!
**[11:03] ---**
S-Senpai?
**[11:05] ---**
It's n-nothing.
**[11:07] ---**
What's *that* doing here?!
**[11:09] ---**
Gotta get my mind on something else, pronto...
**[11:11] ---**
"When Your Chest's Tight and
Your Heart Won't Stop Pounding"
**[11:14] ---**
Senpai?
**[11:15] ---**
I am *fine*. I'm fine.
**[11:19] ---**
There are traps everywhere I turn!
**[11:21] ---**
I see nothing. I hear nothing.
**[11:25] ---**
I turn my consciousness inward.
**[11:27] ---**
What's wrong with him?
He got so quiet all of a sudden.
**[11:31] ---**
Oh--his eyelashes are really long.
**[11:34] ---**
His face is *so close*!
**[11:36] ---**
Picture it--now! A clear blue sky!
**[11:39] ---**
This is like one of those
wall-pound things, huh? Ha ha...
**[11:44] ---**
A vast field, stretching
as far as the eye can see!
**[11:46] ---**
Isn't your arm tired? Don't overdo it.
**[11:51] ---**
Crystal-clear, unclouded water,
its surface like a mirror!
**[11:56] ---**
Say something...
**[11:58] ---**
I can do this. I can make it through!
**[12:07] ---**
With my eyes closed and my ears dulled,
my other senses are heighten--
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, uh, Senpai... Thanks for earli--
**[12:24] ---**
Eh?
**[12:27] ---**
Senpai!
**[12:29] ---**
Is he out cold--on his feet?
**[12:33] ---**
The door is closing.
**[12:34] ---**
Hey! This is our stop!
**[12:37] ---**
Senpai? Senpai!
**[12:44] ---**
Now... Now what?
**[12:54] ---**
Where am I?
**[12:57] ---**
Wait--what time is it?
**[12:59] ---**
Oh.
***SIGN*** "Received Calls" "Uzaki Uzaki Uzaki"
**[13:01] ---**
I got a ton of calls from Uzaki.
**[13:06] ---**
And... one of these.
**[13:11] ---**
So *that's* what happened during...
**[13:15] ---**
...during Golden Week?
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:19] ---**
No laughing.
**[13:21] ---**
And?
**[13:23] ---**
And nothing.
**[13:24] ---**
I blacked out before it got to that point.
**[13:27] ---**
What?
**[13:28] ---**
If *she* made me feel that way,
I figured I'd be better off unconscious!
**[13:33] ---**
I see.
**[13:35] ---**
Wait, can he just turn his
consciousness off and on at will?
**[13:39] ---**
What is he, a ninja? Spooky.
**[13:41] ---**
Well, don't worry too much about it.
**[13:45] ---**
You're young--you should be more carefree.
**[13:49] ---**
I mean, I'm sure my Ami
is hanging out with boys.
**[13:54] ---**
With boys?
**[13:57] ---**
No, not at all.
**[13:58] ---**
See? Not at all!
**[14:00] ---**
Not at all? Really?
**[14:02] ---**
Yes, really.
**[14:03] ---**
What?!
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:06] ---**
Why are you apologizing?
**[14:09] ---**
Huh!
**[14:11] ---**
To think something so hilar--er,
terrible happened to you afterward!
**[14:17] ---**
You were going to say "hilarious"!
**[14:19] ---**
That was unfortunate.
**[14:21] ---**
Yeah, well.
**[14:23] ---**
Follow up with Hana.
**[14:25] ---**
After all, she's the one who invited you along.
**[14:30] ---**
Yeah... I guess you're right.
**[14:43] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but I'm not going to engage. Too much trouble.
**[14:48] ---**
Listen to this, Senpai.
**[14:52] ---**
*She's* engaging *me*.
**[14:54] ---**
Did something happen?
**[14:56] ---**
I was looking at the calendar when it hit me.
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah?
**[15:00] ---**
There are no holidays in June.
**[15:03] ---**
And *that's* why you're so down?!
**[15:05] ---**
You've still got weekends off.
**[15:08] ---**
But the more and longer breaks
the better, don't you think?
**[15:13] ---**
Greedy much?
**[15:14] ---**
A three-day break really winds you up!
**[15:17] ---**
Besides, I get depressed thinking
about this weather sticking around
**[15:21] ---**
for another month.
**[15:23] ---**
Sure. But after the rainy
season comes summer break.
**[15:27] ---**
But not before exams.
**[15:31] ---**
I wanna go have fun!
**[15:36] ---**
Let's do that, then.
**[15:39] ---**
How about next weekend?
**[15:41] ---**
You mean it?!
**[15:43] ---**
Don't startle me!
**[15:44] ---**
*You* startled *me*!
**[15:46] ---**
This same old loner of a senior,
suggesting we go somewhere?
**[15:49] ---**
Hell must be frozen over! Completely frozen over!
And now I know why it's raining!
**[15:53] ---**
Because *you* say such weird stuff! Ugh!
**[15:56] ---**
Calm down!
**[15:58] ---**
I can't make heads or tails
of this mixed-up conversation!
**[16:01] ---**
If it doesn't work for you, then never mind.
**[16:03] ---**
I'll go!
**[16:04] ---**
Well... good.
**[16:06] ---**
So... is there someplace you had in mind?
**[16:10] ---**
I know: How about an outing by train?
**[16:20] ---**
Senpai, your face is all red.
**[16:23] ---**
It's nothing. No trains.
**[16:25] ---**
Then do you mind if I just
throw something together?
**[16:28] ---**
Please do.
**[16:30] ---**
Got it! I can't wait!
**[16:34] ---**
That's one frightening laugh.
**[16:36] ---**
Still, it's not every day that *you* invite *me*.
**[16:39] ---**
Yeah, well, I felt bad for what
happened over Golden Week.
**[16:46] ---**
Senpai...
**[16:47] ---**
And when I told Ami,
she said I should follow up with you.
**[16:52] ---**
Huh? Are you mad?
**[16:55] ---**
I'm not mad.
**[16:57] ---**
You totally are.
**[16:59] ---**
Not in the slightest.
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, come on.
**[17:02] ---**
Look, if I were mad, it'd be a big deal!
**[17:05] ---**
What the hell?
**[17:13] ---**
It's pouring. Forget going out in this.
**[17:18] ---**
I hope she's still home...
**[17:26] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[17:26] ---**
I was just about to call you.
**[17:30] ---**
I figured if it was gonna rain anyway,
I may as well play games at your place.
**[17:34] ---**
I thought I'd cook, so I did a little shopping,
and it started raining harder...
**[17:40] ---**
By the time I left the supermarket,
it was a total disaster.
**[17:43] ---**
I appreciate the sentiment,
but don't go overboard.
**[17:46] ---**
Can I borrow your shower?
Oh... and a change of clothes.
**[17:50] ---**
Aw, I shouldn't have worn my favorite shirt.
**[17:55] ---**
Care to join me?
**[17:57] ---**
Go already!
**[18:00] ---**
Honestly.
**[18:05] ---**
Whoa! I'm soaked clear through to my undies!
**[18:08] ---**
Ugh! TMI!
**[18:18] ---**
This shirt is *ginormous*!
**[18:20] ---**
I'll just get lunch started
before we start playing.
**[18:23] ---**
Hey, uh, thanks.
**[18:25] ---**
Ta-da!
**[18:26] ---**
You don't have any good cookware,
so I'm giving you my old pot.
**[18:31] ---**
That's incredibly nice of you. I appreciate it.
**[18:36] ---**
"Uza Curry" "Beef"
**[18:36] ---**
First...
**[18:38] ---**
Need help?
**[18:40] ---**
You're no cook. How about washing these veggies?
**[18:44] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[18:46] ---**
You're awfully obedient today, Senpai.
**[18:49] ---**
It's just that everything's been
going wrong for you today, so...
**[18:55] ---**
It's fine--I'm a good cook.
**[18:59] ---**
You said you couldn't taste the porridge
I made for you when you were sick,
**[19:04] ---**
so there's a little score-settling in the mix.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm really sorry I said that.
**[19:09] ---**
My cooking will have your
unsophisticated palate *moaning*!
**[19:14] ---**
Again, you've gone a step too far.
**[19:20] ---**
What game do you want to play?
**[19:22] ---**
Oh! You downloaded Meowcraft! Let's play that!
**[19:29] ---**
Let's work together to build
something totally out-there!
**[19:33] ---**
This is too perfect a way for
a college student to waste a day off.
**[19:42] ---**
Ah, whatever.
**[19:45] ---**
Ready to be a useless college student?
**[19:47] ---**
I mean, you've been one all along.
**[19:50] ---**
Back off!
**[20:16] ---**
Phew! That was fun!
**[20:21] ---**
I guess it was asking too much
to finish our build in one day.
**[20:25] ---**
It *did* get torn down a few times.
**[20:27] ---**
We can just work on it
the next time you're over.
**[20:30] ---**
The... next time?
**[20:34] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:37] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:40] ---**
Enough with the scary laugh!
**[20:47] ---**
Put the curry pot in
the fridge just like that, 'kay?
**[20:52] ---**
Will do.
**[20:54] ---**
It'll taste even better after sitting overnight.
**[20:58] ---**
You know, I've heard that. Is it true?
**[21:01] ---**
Let it sit overnight and the roux
soaks into the meat and veggies,
**[21:05] ---**
which release their umami components--amino
acids, sugars--into the roux!
**[21:09] ---**
That's how you get a richer
umami flavor all through the curry.
**[21:12] ---**
I'm sorry I asked.
**[21:15] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[21:17] ---**
Good!
**[21:19] ---**
Though today's was already plenty good.
**[21:24] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:28] ---**
You said "the next time"... How about tomorrow?
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, to pick up where we left off today?
Sure. God knows I'm free.
**[21:40] ---**
Hooray!
**[21:45] ---**
Then let's hang out again, okay?
**[21:49] ---**
Yep.
**[21:51] ---**
Um... wait--what?
**[21:55] ---**
Sorry. I seem to have
left my pass at your place.
**[22:02] ---**
You're *so* disorganized.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend`s Business!"
# E5 - I Want to Meddle in My Friend's Business!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG94DP/i-want-to-meddle-in-my-friends-business)
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**[00:13] ---**
Summer already, huh?
**[00:18] ---**
Senpai!
**[00:24] ---**
It's that sweaty time of year again!
**[00:27] ---**
You're too hyper, that's all.
**[00:30] ---**
Hey, hey, Senpai?
**[00:31] ---**
What?
**[00:32] ---**
Can I come over to your place today?
**[00:36] ---**
Today? Again?
**[00:38] ---**
I'm just really worried you'll build
more of Uzaki Hills without me!
**[00:44] ---**
I so won't.
**[00:46] ---**
Creepy old tower.
Looks like an evil emperor's hangout.
**[00:49] ---**
An evil emperor's hangout? No way!
**[00:52] ---**
That's my dream house,
stuffed full of my perfect ideals!
**[00:55] ---**
You'd set up a lava trap at your own house?!
**[00:58] ---**
Oh, that?
**[00:59] ---**
*That* is so you can always come by and visit!
**[01:03] ---**
What, you want to trap me?
**[01:05] ---**
Trap you? Why, I never! How rude!
**[01:08] ---**
With the lava! What else could I mean?
**[01:19] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:42] ---**
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend's Business!"
**[02:55] ---**
What are you doing out there, kitty?
**[03:00] ---**
I'll rescue you.
Stay right there and be a good kitty.
**[03:06] ---**
Almost there...
**[03:10] ---**
It's all right.
**[03:14] ---**
Hey!
**[03:18] ---**
No!
**[03:25] ---**
A dream? I was... dreaming?
**[03:28] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[03:30] ---**
Must've nodded off, then woke up in a panic.
That hasn't happened in a while.
**[03:36] ---**
If anyone saw that...
**[03:46] ---**
It had to be her--and only
at the worst possible times!
**[03:50] ---**
Turn around! We're in the middle of class!
**[03:54] ---**
Hey, hey, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
**[03:57] ---**
Were you dreaming of falling from a high place?
You totally jolted awake!
**[04:02] ---**
Don't be nodding off, now!
**[04:04] ---**
To think I was a witness to the big moment!
**[04:08] ---**
*God*, you bug me!
**[04:10] ---**
Be quiet. Class has started!
**[04:13] ---**
Whoopsie!
**[04:15] ---**
Are you familiar with dream interpretation?
**[04:19] ---**
It holds that the content of
one's dreams reveal one's mental state.
**[04:23] ---**
Dreams of falling from a height, for example,
**[04:26] ---**
indicate deep-seated feelings of anxiety,
**[04:29] ---**
while vague unease about
one's career or personal prospects...
**[04:30] ---**
Oh, you're anxious, Senpai?
**[04:32] ---**
Don't worry--you can tell me anything.
**[04:36] ---**
Shut up.
**[04:37] ---**
Dreaming of falling when one is in
high spirits or getting carried away
**[04:43] ---**
can also be interpreted as a warning
to put one's feet on the ground,
**[04:45] ---**
Getting carried away there, Senpai?
**[04:47] ---**
Shut *up*, I said!
**[04:47] ---**
a subconscious dissatisfaction
with the action or attitude responsible.
**[04:50] ---**
Quit getting so excited!
Get those feet on the *ground*!
**[04:54] ---**
Look who's talking!
**[04:59] ---**
Talk about a timely lecture! Too funny!
**[05:04] ---**
Really laid bare your deepest psyche, huh?
**[05:08] ---**
Can it. Besides, I'm not a kid--
I don't believe in that stuff.
**[05:13] ---**
Maybe it *was* a little juvenile...
**[05:16] ---**
Well, *I'm* more of a believer.
**[05:18] ---**
Psychological tests, blood-type fortunes...
**[05:21] ---**
Superstition, all of it.
That's not what psychology is about.
**[05:26] ---**
Sure, you *say* that, but are you
sure you're not just acting tough?
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[05:31] ---**
But psychologically speaking--
**[05:34] ---**
Uh-oh... I'm--
**[05:37] ---**
Watch out! What are you doing, idiot?
**[05:40] ---**
Nice catch, Senpai. That was scary!
**[05:43] ---**
That's what happens when
you're focused on riling someone up
**[05:46] ---**
instead of watching your step.
**[05:48] ---**
Be careful, dummy!
**[05:50] ---**
Which reminds me...
**[05:52] ---**
Of what?
**[05:54] ---**
People who trip down stairs
can develop climacophobia,
**[05:57] ---**
the fear of descending stairs.
**[05:59] ---**
Uh, what? Where'd this
come from all of a sudden?
**[06:03] ---**
It's a psychological aftershock.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:06] ---**
It's also known as "the stair yips."
**[06:08] ---**
You're navigating stairs as usual, until one day
**[06:11] ---**
you just can't go down them smoothly,
or you tumble down them--
**[06:15] ---**
until at last, you're scared
of the very stairs themselves.
**[06:19] ---**
Stop that!
**[06:20] ---**
That's terrifying!
**[06:26] ---**
Aw!
**[06:27] ---**
C'mon, why not?
**[06:29] ---**
Ah!
**[06:31] ---**
'Cause I have plans with *that* guy.
**[06:36] ---**
Maybe next time, okay?
**[06:38] ---**
Aw!
**[06:40] ---**
You showed up at the perfect time, Sak.
Those girls are *relentless*!
**[06:44] ---**
What gives, Itsuhito? You running away?
**[06:47] ---**
"Itsuhito Sakaki, 21 - College Junior"
**[06:48] ---**
It's honestly not much fun going drinking
with that bunch. We just don't click.
**[06:53] ---**
Huh.
**[06:55] ---**
So many people drink way too much.
**[06:57] ---**
*I* prefer a more stylish approach
to enjoying alcohol.
**[07:00] ---**
In the end, sober me is left
to clean up the mess.
**[07:04] ---**
Yeah, I'm not into that, either.
**[07:06] ---**
There goes Sakaki. Aren't we going after him?
**[07:10] ---**
Hmm... But that other guy's a little scary.
**[07:13] ---**
I get that.
**[07:15] ---**
It's the eyes.
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah--the eyes.
**[07:18] ---**
Those two are together a lot. Are they friends?
**[07:25] ---**
Hey, it feels like I barely saw
you around at all last month.
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, I popped over to Okinawa.
**[07:32] ---**
Okinawa?! It's not even summer break!
**[07:35] ---**
I just had this sudden urge
to see that gorgeous ocean.
**[07:38] ---**
*He's* living free and easy.
**[07:40] ---**
What about you, Sak?
Anything happen while I was gone?
**[07:47] ---**
Nope.
**[07:52] ---**
Well...
**[07:54] ---**
It's just... hmm... What even *was* that?
**[07:58] ---**
My days were... hard to describe.
**[08:01] ---**
What the hell?
**[08:03] ---**
Life was ordinary enough, generally speaking.
**[08:06] ---**
I went to classes,
worked my job, played games and stuff...
**[08:10] ---**
Kept pretty busy.
**[08:14] ---**
Enough! Will you go hog wild just *once*?!
**[08:17] ---**
I've been hanging out with you
for three years. Your life is *dull*!
**[08:22] ---**
It's depressing just hearing about it!
**[08:24] ---**
Only four years of college,
and you're wasting it! *Enjoy* it!
**[08:27] ---**
Get a girlfriend!
**[08:28] ---**
You always say that.
**[08:33] ---**
This is no time to be drinking!
**[08:34] ---**
What the--? You gave it to me!
**[08:36] ---**
Shut up! Jerks like you
who waste their youth are insufferable!
**[08:40] ---**
Hey, Senpai!
**[08:42] ---**
*There* you are!
**[08:45] ---**
Huh?
**[08:46] ---**
Might this person be...
**[08:48] ---**
Wait--could he be--your... friend?
**[08:52] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[08:53] ---**
*What*?!
**[08:56] ---**
So you... you really *did* have a friend.
**[09:02] ---**
You did talk him up sometimes...
**[09:04] ---**
...but I thought he was imaginary.
**[09:08] ---**
You saw me eating with him in the dining hall!
**[09:12] ---**
I thought maybe you were
pretending he was your friend.
**[09:17] ---**
I'm so happy... Oh, I really am so glad...
**[09:21] ---**
Wait--you were seriously worried about me?!
**[09:23] ---**
Quit looking at me like that!
**[09:26] ---**
Oh, right. You're that girl
who's with Sak now and then.
**[09:29] ---**
I'm a junior, like him. Name's Sakaki--pleasure.
**[09:31] ---**
Hana Uzaki, sophomore!
**[09:33] ---**
Senpai is a hardcore gloomlord,
but I hope you'll get along well together.
**[09:37] ---**
Who even *are* you to me?
**[09:39] ---**
Don't you worry, Senpai--
I'll still keep hanging out with you.
**[09:44] ---**
So where are we going to go after class today?
**[09:46] ---**
Why are you saying that like
my schedule's already booked?
**[09:50] ---**
I said I was going
to hang out at your place today.
**[09:53] ---**
You want to come over again today? Seriously?
**[09:55] ---**
I mean, if you're always hanging out
with your one male friend, people'll talk.
**[10:00] ---**
They'll make fanart outta you!
**[10:02] ---**
Who exactly are you worried about?
Do you even know what that means?
**[10:06] ---**
And don't assume, amid all this nonsense,
that I only have one male friend.
**[10:10] ---**
Now, now--you don't have to show off.
**[10:12] ---**
I'm *not*!
**[10:13] ---**
So *that's* how it is.
**[10:14] ---**
No, really--it's fine!
**[10:16] ---**
Whoops! Well, I've got another class.
**[10:20] ---**
Get to it.
**[10:23] ---**
She's a nice girl.
**[10:24] ---**
Sometimes.
**[10:27] ---**
Oh, Sak...
**[10:28] ---**
It's not like that.
**[10:30] ---**
Don't worry; I get it. Just leave it to me.
**[10:33] ---**
Huh?
**[10:34] ---**
You've found love at long last!
**[10:37] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[10:39] ---**
Don't be bashful!
I'm your wingman--I've got your back!
**[10:42] ---**
Ugh! Another giant pain in the ass!
**[10:46] ---**
What sort of situation are you after?
Romantic? Erotic?
**[10:46] ---**
"Summer Romance Watermelon"
"Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold"
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, this is going to be one fun summer!
**[11:00] ---**
Yes!
**[11:01] ---**
Ah, dammit.
**[11:03] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, hi.
**[11:06] ---**
Hey.
**[11:08] ---**
So how long have you known each other?
**[11:11] ---**
She was my junior in high school.
**[11:13] ---**
We were in the same club.
**[11:14] ---**
Huh. A pretty long time, then.
**[11:17] ---**
You could say that.
**[11:18] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[11:21] ---**
And how far have you gone?
**[11:23] ---**
Any fooling around?
**[11:30] ---**
Look here, you...
**[11:31] ---**
This guy looks good,
but he's really just the worst, huh.
**[11:34] ---**
So, is that a no?
**[11:35] ---**
It's a no!
**[11:36] ---**
It's not something you talk about--and
we wouldn't tell you even if we did!
**[11:39] ---**
Not even a little?
**[11:40] ---**
No!
**[11:41] ---**
Not at all?
**[11:42] ---**
Not at all!
**[11:42] ---**
Huh?
**[11:43] ---**
Eh?
**[11:44] ---**
*Huh*?
**[11:46] ---**
Oh, uh... never mind.
**[11:48] ---**
Huh? Eh? N-Now hang on a sec--
I seriously don't remember anything!
**[11:52] ---**
N-No, it's fine. I mean, it's just between us.
**[11:54] ---**
If you don't know,
then it doesn't count. It's okay.
**[11:57] ---**
It is *not* okay! Tell me! What did I do? Where? When?
**[11:59] ---**
I knew it!
**[12:01] ---**
Ugh! Shut up! This is sexual harassment!
**[12:04] ---**
Now you're mad at me, and I don't even know why!
**[12:06] ---**
Sakaki, too, going all in
on the sexual harassment!
**[12:09] ---**
Just drop it.
**[12:10] ---**
S-Sexual... harassment?
**[12:10] ---**
Sorry.
**[12:12] ---**
Senpai's a good guy.
**[12:14] ---**
From where I stand, he's the
safest creature in the whole world.
**[12:18] ---**
When you put it like that...
it's actually pretty awful.
**[12:21] ---**
Again, sorry. I'd just never heard
any romantic tales about Sak before.
**[12:28] ---**
Seeing Mr. Serious here with
a girl piqued my interest, that's all.
**[12:32] ---**
We can't really help that.
**[12:34] ---**
He's a gloomy klutz of a sleepyhead
villain loner, so I keep him company.
**[12:40] ---**
Who are you calling a gloomy klutz
of a sleepyhead villain loner?!
**[12:43] ---**
I like to spend my time quietly, by myself!
**[12:46] ---**
You two get along amazingly well!
**[12:49] ---**
And it's not just me. I bet everyone thinks so!
**[12:52] ---**
You know: "Oh, those two must be dating."
**[12:55] ---**
Haven't you heard that tons of times?
**[12:58] ---**
But we're not.
**[13:01] ---**
Okay, you're not--for now. I get that much.
**[13:04] ---**
But you're gonna have to eventually.
**[13:07] ---**
Uzaki.
**[13:09] ---**
Let's grab some ice cream
from the convenience store. My treat.
**[13:11] ---**
Really? Hooray!
**[13:15] ---**
Did they just run away?
**[13:17] ---**
Still, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
**[13:20] ---**
I pictured something a little more innocent.
**[13:23] ---**
But it's not that he simply *dislikes* her...
**[13:26] ---**
There must be a reason.
**[13:28] ---**
Hmm?
**[13:31] ---**
Got a sec?
**[13:34] ---**
And who are you?
**[13:35] ---**
Ami Asai, senior. Friend of those two.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm Sakaki--same year as Sakurai.
Nice to meet you.
**[13:41] ---**
Sakaki.
**[13:42] ---**
What was that?
**[13:44] ---**
What *was* it? Just a friendly chat, that's all.
**[13:47] ---**
Were you listening in?
You should have joined us!
**[13:50] ---**
You've gone too far.
**[13:52] ---**
Teasing those two is one thing,
but do you have to be so blunt about it?
**[13:57] ---**
Just putting out some feelers.
I got shut out, though.
**[14:02] ---**
I want to watch over those two--and
I won't let anyone get in my way.
**[14:06] ---**
Doing things your way may very well
end up nipping their love in the bud.
**[14:10] ---**
You must watch them from a distance,
with no unnecessary prying!
**[14:14] ---**
I see...
**[14:16] ---**
So you're rooting for them, too, huh?
And you really care.
**[14:21] ---**
You've changed my mind.
After all, we both want them to be together.
**[14:31] ---**
How about we team up, then?
**[14:34] ---**
I'd do *anything* for those two!
**[14:39] ---**
Wrong!
**[14:41] ---**
What?!
**[14:42] ---**
I don't need anyone's help! Quit your meddling!
**[14:47] ---**
And what part of me wanting to observe
from out here do you not understand?!
**[14:53] ---**
You're pretty crass yourself!
**[14:56] ---**
I won't let you meddle
indiscriminately in their business!
**[15:00] ---**
Jeez, what a pain!
**[15:03] ---**
You *both* are.
**[15:05] ---**
Want to share, Senpai? C'mon.
**[15:11] ---**
You don't want any?
**[15:13] ---**
Don't be shy. After all, you bought 'em.
**[15:17] ---**
C'mon.
**[15:20] ---**
That refreshing green-blue
packaging... choco-mint, huh?
**[15:24] ---**
Is choco-mint any good?
**[15:26] ---**
Choco-mint is delicious!
**[15:29] ---**
Choco-mint...
**[15:31] ---**
But choco-mint--isn't that toothpaste?
**[15:34] ---**
Huh?
**[15:37] ---**
What did you just say?
**[15:38] ---**
Eh?
**[15:40] ---**
Look me in the eye and say that again.
**[15:43] ---**
Wait... what?
**[15:45] ---**
It's just... I was wondering
if choco-mint was really any good,
**[15:49] ---**
since that's what toothpaste tastes like.
**[15:51] ---**
There it is! You idiot!
**[15:53] ---**
That is *always* what people
who *don't* eat choco-mint say
**[15:55] ---**
when they're mocking choco-mint!
**[15:58] ---**
I'm not mocking anything.
**[15:59] ---**
You *are*! It started when
you compared it to toothpaste!
**[16:03] ---**
Even though it's your garbage palate's
fault you can't eat choco-mint,
**[16:07] ---**
you cowards are always
so quick to blame the mint!
**[16:09] ---**
"Coward"
**[16:12] ---**
Then these jerks always go to
"No way can that be good"
**[16:16] ---**
and "Why don't you just eat toothpaste, then?"
**[16:18] ---**
*Morons*!
**[16:19] ---**
Toothpaste isn't something you eat!
**[16:21] ---**
Can you even imagine it, Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
How humiliating it is to be mocked
by idiots who don't know the difference
**[16:26] ---**
between toothpaste and *food*?!
**[16:28] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[16:29] ---**
But what I *really* can't stand
**[16:31] ---**
is the sheer *arrogance* of people
who think it's okay to persecute
**[16:34] ---**
what they don't understand!
**[16:36] ---**
That's right! We choco-mintians
have been exposed for so long!
**[16:40] ---**
"Choco-mintians"?
**[16:41] ---**
Exposed to the unknowing abuse
that stems from a lack of understanding!
**[16:42] ---**
Isn't that just toothpaste?
**[16:45] ---**
When choco-mint, as ice cream,
made its way to Japan from distant continents,
**[16:50] ---**
sales were poor due to its
intense coloration and unique flavor.
**[16:55] ---**
And yet!
**[16:56] ---**
We choco-mintians, amidst bias and prejudice,
**[16:59] ---**
slowly grew in number with many years of effort.
**[17:02] ---**
Now it's praised as
invigorating, Instagrammable--
**[17:06] ---**
with more cafés serving choco-mint sweets
**[17:09] ---**
and more varieties of choco-mint goods
on food-store shelves every year!
**[17:15] ---**
*Nevertheless*!
**[17:16] ---**
The palate-poor anti-choco-mint
brigade chooses ignorance!
**[17:20] ---**
Rise, O choco-mintians!
**[17:22] ---**
Turn your sadness into anger
and make your stand!
**[17:25] ---**
You hate it, don't you, Senpai?
**[17:27] ---**
It sucks when people mock your favorite game
when they've never played it
**[17:31] ---**
and know nothing about it!
**[17:33] ---**
Well, yeah, it does.
**[17:35] ---**
Besides, it's all out of order!
**[17:37] ---**
Mint doesn't taste like toothpaste--
*toothpaste* tastes like *mint*!
**[17:42] ---**
*Idiot*!
**[17:45] ---**
She... She is *seriously* pissed.
**[17:48] ---**
Never mind those palate-poor losers!
**[17:50] ---**
I'm grateful for choco-mint!
**[17:53] ---**
Thank you, choco-mint!
**[17:58] ---**
One bite and the sharp,
refreshing mint flavor fills your mouth,
**[18:04] ---**
the gentle notes of sweet chocolate
slowly fading away.
**[18:09] ---**
That soothing feeling makes you
want to take another bite right away.
**[18:15] ---**
No matter what anyone says...
**[18:19] ---**
...choco-mint is delicious.
**[18:51] ---**
What the hell?
**[18:54] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[18:56] ---**
Brava. I guess you've been
holding onto some things, too.
**[18:59] ---**
Oh, *yeah*.
**[19:01] ---**
You can hate whatever you want,
but don't diss what someone else likes.
**[19:05] ---**
Mind your own beeswax!
**[19:07] ---**
Though you *did* mock my solo movies.
**[19:11] ---**
But man, I never dreamed that *you*
would be one of those lower lifeforms.
**[19:17] ---**
Over one lousy ice cream? That's a little much.
**[19:21] ---**
It's not that I *hate* it...
**[19:24] ---**
I couldn't handle mint as a kid.
**[19:27] ---**
Ever since, anything with that cooling
sensation--gum, cough drops--forget it.
**[19:31] ---**
I even use a non-mint toothpaste.
**[19:35] ---**
That cooling sensation is the best part!
**[19:37] ---**
With the sweet chocolate chaser?
That's the real charm of choco-mint!
**[19:42] ---**
But since I can't do mint,
**[19:45] ---**
I've never tried choco-mint.
**[19:50] ---**
*What*?!
**[19:54] ---**
Why, you... Mock choco-mint untasted, will you?!
**[19:58] ---**
All right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:04] ---**
I see. So it all stems from childhood trauma.
**[20:08] ---**
But that means you should be fine now, right?
**[20:15] ---**
They do say your sense of
taste changes as you grow up.
**[20:18] ---**
Maybe, but still...
**[20:20] ---**
Wanna try one, just to see?
**[20:24] ---**
Why the hesitation?
**[20:26] ---**
You'll be fine--it's not an intense mint.
**[20:30] ---**
What, are you scared?
**[20:32] ---**
Huh?
**[20:33] ---**
C'mon, you can do it.
**[20:35] ---**
Conquer your pickiness. Mint's not scary.
**[20:39] ---**
Your eyes sure are!
**[20:44] ---**
Look, just eat it already. C'mon!
**[20:47] ---**
All right, fine. Here goes...
**[20:50] ---**
Great! Say "ah"!
**[20:55] ---**
Now that I think about it, isn't this...
**[21:00] ---**
An indirect--?!
Wait--now it's rubbing off on *me*!
**[21:05] ---**
But if I don't eat this now,
it'll turn into this big thing again.
**[21:10] ---**
Couldn't she be a little more mindful?!
**[21:14] ---**
Ugh!
**[21:22] ---**
Well?
**[21:24] ---**
It... it's actually, uh... tasty, I... I'd say.
**[21:28] ---**
That's a pretty vague answer.
**[21:31] ---**
But you managed to eat it!
**[21:33] ---**
Last one's mine!
**[21:44] ---**
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
**[21:47] ---**
For... For what?
**[21:50] ---**
N-Nothing...
**[21:54] ---**
Don't realize it *now*!
**[21:58] ---**
But it'll take a thousand years
for them to get together on their own!
**[22:03] ---**
Then I'll live a thousand years!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
**[23:40] ---**
I *will* get you two together, Sak!
# E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8KN9X/summer-the-beach-i-want-to-test-my-courage)
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**[00:16] ---**
Look, Senpai--the ocean!
**[00:18] ---**
I mean, obviously.
**[00:20] ---**
Right?
**[00:23] ---**
Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
**[00:26] ---**
It's so hot...
**[00:29] ---**
"Beach Barn"
"Watermelon Piñatas 2,000 Yen"
**[00:33] ---**
Niiice.
**[00:37] ---**
The beach in summer makes everyone open up.
**[00:41] ---**
What are these four doing there?
**[00:44] ---**
It all began one afternoon a week earlier,
**[00:47] ---**
right here in this café.
**[00:50] ---**
All right, folks: here comes
*Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!*
**[00:54] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[01:04] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
**[02:36] ---**
And so,
**[02:38] ---**
this is our new part-timer: Hana Uzaki.
**[02:42] ---**
Glad to be part of the team!
**[02:44] ---**
What's the big idea?
**[02:45] ---**
You were so gung-ho on me quitting
so I could get some peace!
**[02:49] ---**
Aw, don't be a hater. We'll have fun!
**[02:55] ---**
Although I'm here in part because
I wanted to see that hater face of yours.
**[02:59] ---**
Damn you!
**[03:00] ---**
With summer break around the corner and all,
I wanted a little more spending money.
**[03:04] ---**
I asked the owner and got his immediate okay!
**[03:07] ---**
I thought it'd be fun,
so I figured I'd hire her.
**[03:10] ---**
*That's* your reason?!
**[03:13] ---**
Now, Sakurai, you may not like Hana,
**[03:16] ---**
but she *is* the one who
came to me looking for a job.
**[03:20] ---**
Wouldn't it be wrong for you to try to stop her?
**[03:24] ---**
B-But...
**[03:27] ---**
Well, just show her the ropes for now.
One learns by teaching, you know.
**[03:33] ---**
All right.
**[03:36] ---**
You sure about this, Senpai?
Think you can teach me?
**[03:40] ---**
Listen, you...
**[03:43] ---**
When a customer comes in,
show them to their seat.
**[03:48] ---**
Regulars often head to their
favorite spot before you take them there.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm a practice customer.
**[03:54] ---**
Here: ice water and a hand towel.
**[03:56] ---**
This is the first thing
we bring to each new customer.
**[04:00] ---**
Wait till you see they're seated,
then bring these out.
**[04:06] ---**
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
**[04:09] ---**
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
**[04:13] ---**
Careful not to make a menu-reading
customer feel rushed or pressured.
**[04:18] ---**
Then you take their order.
**[04:20] ---**
That's how it usually goes. Next we'll--
**[04:23] ---**
Ooh! Senpai!
**[04:24] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[04:26] ---**
Where are all the jokes?
**[04:28] ---**
There aren't any! What exactly did you expect?!
**[04:30] ---**
This act is going on forever!
You gotta toss in a little joke or three.
**[04:34] ---**
*What* act?! We're not putting on a skit here!
**[04:39] ---**
So serious!
**[04:40] ---**
Of *course*! You're getting
paid for this--take it seriously!
**[04:45] ---**
So serious!
**[04:45] ---**
Hey, it's *your* café, Mr. Employer!
**[04:48] ---**
We've been showing her how
it's done since before you arrived.
**[04:51] ---**
This right here was all about winding you up!
**[04:55] ---**
What the hell?!
**[04:58] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[05:02] ---**
Hey, are you going anywhere over summer break?
**[05:06] ---**
Hmm? Nowhere in particular.
**[05:08] ---**
I've been looking forward
to this game that's coming out--
**[05:10] ---**
I plan to hole up at home as much as possible.
**[05:12] ---**
What?!
**[05:13] ---**
You do that all year long!
**[05:16] ---**
You're gonna waste your
precious summer break on *games*?!
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, man... this is shaping up
to be the best summer ever!
**[05:22] ---**
Th-This athletic shut-in is just hopeless.
**[05:26] ---**
I've got to do something!
**[05:28] ---**
Then let's go to the beach! Or a pool!
**[05:32] ---**
Eh?
**[05:35] ---**
Then it's settled! A done deal!
**[05:36] ---**
You haven't done any swimming since
you graduated high school, have you?
**[05:41] ---**
Now that you mention it... no.
**[05:43] ---**
Huh!
**[05:45] ---**
Heard you were working together
and came by to see for myself.
**[05:47] ---**
Huh?
**[05:47] ---**
Oh!
**[05:50] ---**
Now *this* looks like a fun conversation!
**[05:59] ---**
It's so hot...
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, Ami!
**[06:04] ---**
Over here!
**[06:07] ---**
Hey, Hana!
**[06:09] ---**
Here, here! Over this way!
**[06:32] ---**
What a terrible sight.
Those things are *weapons*.
**[06:36] ---**
We rented an umbrella and
set out a beach blanket! C'mon!
**[06:41] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:44] ---**
I wish the bossman could have come, too.
**[06:46] ---**
Not after he threw out his back.
**[06:49] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[06:53] ---**
Oh, Sakaki? He came a little earlier,
said he was gonna check out our lodging.
**[06:58] ---**
Right.
**[07:01] ---**
I'll handle transportation and lodging.
**[07:03] ---**
Huh? You sure, Itsuhito?
**[07:05] ---**
Hooray! Let's all go together!
**[07:08] ---**
Beach! Beach! Beach!
**[07:08] ---**
Hey! Where do you get off--
**[07:11] ---**
I know how you feel, but... it's *them*.
**[07:15] ---**
Can you in good conscience send them off?
**[07:17] ---**
Just the two of them--no regrets?
**[07:22] ---**
So now it's up to me to watch over those two.
**[07:26] ---**
Oh? Where's Sakurai? Wasn't he with you?
**[07:30] ---**
Senpai? He's...
**[07:34] ---**
...there!
**[07:35] ---**
That's *far*! How did he wind up out there?!
**[07:38] ---**
"Kids, don't try this at home!"
**[07:39] ---**
He got so hyped up gazing at the water,
**[07:41] ---**
then went running into it full tilt
like he just couldn't take it anymore!
**[07:45] ---**
That jerk will stop at nothing
to get his alone time.
**[07:51] ---**
I've never swum in the ocean before--
**[07:53] ---**
the waves make it
a little different than a pool.
**[07:56] ---**
And fun!
**[07:57] ---**
Hardcore much?!
**[07:59] ---**
Listen, Sakurai, you don't need goggles
at the beach--let alone a swim cap!
**[08:05] ---**
You're not a lifeguard!
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, really?
**[08:09] ---**
See? It's like I told you.
**[08:11] ---**
The whole swim-club look turns
people off, so let's skip it today.
**[08:15] ---**
Look, we're here to have *fun*!
This is leisure time!
**[08:19] ---**
Forget all about swim club for now!
**[08:22] ---**
She's super ticked off.
**[08:24] ---**
And why'd you leave Hana behind
and go swimming alone?
**[08:28] ---**
Huh?
**[08:31] ---**
See, if you're all alone, so is Hana.
**[08:36] ---**
What if someone hits on her?
**[08:38] ---**
Huh?
**[08:40] ---**
Can *you* be responsible if something happens?
**[08:44] ---**
The guy she came with has to look out for her!
**[08:47] ---**
Got it? Say something!
**[08:48] ---**
Y-Yessir...
**[08:50] ---**
You can start with swimsuit compliments.
**[08:52] ---**
I doubt it'll come easy to you,
but that's what you get for going solo.
**[08:56] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[08:58] ---**
Let's see...
**[09:00] ---**
You look really good in that swimsuit.
Just wonderful.
**[09:03] ---**
The sky blue suits your personal image,
**[09:06] ---**
and, uh...
**[09:09] ---**
Not *mine*!
**[09:15] ---**
Wow, what a shock. Looking at me
so seriously from so close up...
**[09:20] ---**
Doofus.
**[09:22] ---**
Hey, Uzaki...
**[09:23] ---**
What's up, Senpai? The dolphin's almost ready.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, dear! Did he say something?
**[09:38] ---**
Huh? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
**[09:43] ---**
Covering up her embarrassment, huh?
**[09:49] ---**
Will that do?
**[09:52] ---**
Good job. Well done.
**[09:53] ---**
I remain somewhat suspicious.
**[09:57] ---**
Hey! Enjoying yourselves? I brought a snack!
**[10:01] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[10:03] ---**
Ooh, a watermelon!
**[10:04] ---**
But we'll use *this*.
**[10:07] ---**
A bat?
**[10:08] ---**
That's right--it's time for...
**[10:10] ---**
...a seaside standby: the watermelon piñata!
**[10:15] ---**
Why me?
**[10:17] ---**
You've never done it before!
We're making memories, Sak!
**[10:21] ---**
Okay, blindfold's on.
**[10:23] ---**
If you insist. Come at me--from any direction!
**[10:28] ---**
It's actually more fun to be on the guiding end.
**[10:32] ---**
Or the *mis* guiding end.
**[10:36] ---**
First let's blindside him
and drop-kick him into the ocean!
**[10:44] ---**
You go there *first*?
**[10:46] ---**
What kind of games do you play, anyway?
**[10:49] ---**
Okay, Uzaki, you get right on Sak there.
**[10:51] ---**
Roger that!
**[10:52] ---**
Hang on--can I get a video
of this with my phone?
**[10:56] ---**
Hey! You realize I can
hear everything you're saying!
**[10:59] ---**
Go on then, Sak!
**[11:03] ---**
Ooh, Senpai, you're practically a sitting duck.
**[11:06] ---**
I'll get you for this.
**[11:08] ---**
Okay, here goes...
**[11:10] ---**
Right!
**[11:11] ---**
Over a short distance: up, down, left, right, B!
**[11:16] ---**
That's how you *start*? Are you nuts?
**[11:19] ---**
Down, up, down, B, down-right,
up-left, B, up, up-left, A!
**[11:24] ---**
Why the *hell* are you feeding me
inputs for fighting-game moves?!
**[11:28] ---**
Seriously, quit screwing around!
**[11:30] ---**
Right, right, up, down, left, B!
Left, down, right, up, A, B!
**[11:30] ---**
Wow, is she in her element.
Nothing left for us to do.
**[11:34] ---**
That doesn't make any sense!
**[11:34] ---**
Now that's what I call a gift.
**[11:38] ---**
Dammit...
**[11:40] ---**
Start by walking forward, Sakurai.
**[11:41] ---**
"True"
**[11:42] ---**
A little to the right--to the right!
**[11:44] ---**
Senpai, Senpai! Up, X, down, B, L, Y, R, A!
**[11:45] ---**
"Not an option"
**[11:49] ---**
Shut *up*, Uzaki!
**[11:54] ---**
Uh-oh--
**[11:58] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[12:00] ---**
Huh?
**[12:06] ---**
What's this? A jellyfish?
**[12:14] ---**
Now, come on--that's just way too convenient!
**[12:18] ---**
Hey, tell me where to go! Where's that melon?
**[12:24] ---**
Aren't you grabbing it right now?
**[12:26] ---**
Huh?
**[12:32] ---**
Could you please move first?
**[12:39] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[12:41] ---**
Relax. The place is just up ahead.
**[12:45] ---**
What are *you* so pouty about?
**[12:47] ---**
Nothing. I'm not pouty.
**[12:51] ---**
Oh?
**[12:53] ---**
It was bound to happen.
**[12:56] ---**
Ugh, forget it! Where's that damn watermelon?
**[13:03] ---**
Huh? Oh, so that *was* the watermelon.
**[13:24] ---**
He is *such* a doofus.
**[13:28] ---**
Here we are.
**[13:32] ---**
When you said you'd handle the lodging...
**[13:34] ---**
Is this your summer home?
**[13:38] ---**
Come on in. Pick whichever room you like!
**[13:41] ---**
I didn't know you were rich, Sakaki.
**[13:44] ---**
I knew you had a summer home,
but this is the first I've seen it.
**[13:48] ---**
I invited you last year--you just didn't come!
**[13:51] ---**
And my parents are the rich ones, not me.
**[13:55] ---**
Whoa! Check it out, Senpai!
**[13:58] ---**
A rich person's light switch!
**[14:00] ---**
Wow! It really is!
**[14:02] ---**
Whoa! The intercom has a camera!
**[14:05] ---**
Seriously?!
**[14:06] ---**
Whoa! It's one of those click-pull things!
**[14:08] ---**
Awesome!
**[14:11] ---**
What's your standard for "rich," anyway?
**[14:15] ---**
Take anything you want from the fridge.
I stocked it up for today.
**[14:20] ---**
Wow...
**[14:21] ---**
Look, Senpai: meat!
**[14:23] ---**
You do like meat, don't you?
**[14:25] ---**
Well, of course I do! After all, it *is* meat!
**[14:36] ---**
Mmm, delish! Cookouts are the *best*!
**[14:40] ---**
What are we going to do after this?
**[14:42] ---**
I brought a game!
**[14:44] ---**
So did I.
**[14:45] ---**
Then it's a showdown!
**[14:47] ---**
Hey, you two, you can do that any old time!
**[14:50] ---**
It's summer break!
Sleeping away from home! And nighttime!
**[14:54] ---**
That calls for a certain... activity.
**[14:59] ---**
To the back hills!
**[15:06] ---**
Well, we did what you said
and followed you here...
**[15:10] ---**
Is there something up there?
**[15:12] ---**
It's awfully dark.
**[15:14] ---**
Are we going to build a campfire?
**[15:17] ---**
Sure, it's a little clichéd,
but it's just not summer without...
**[15:21] ---**
...a test of courage! Let's do it!
**[15:28] ---**
I'm out.
**[15:29] ---**
There's this bluff up ahead, see?
**[15:32] ---**
I don't want to hear it! I'm out!
**[15:34] ---**
What gives, Sak? Not into this kind of thing?
**[15:39] ---**
I don't play horror games
or watch horror flicks.
**[15:45] ---**
And do you know why?
**[15:48] ---**
Because they're *scary*!
**[15:50] ---**
You struck a pose to say *that*?
**[15:52] ---**
He's desperately trying to avoid danger.
**[15:56] ---**
Okay! I'm sorry!
**[15:58] ---**
I seriously didn't know it was
a problem for you. I apologize.
**[16:03] ---**
Still... while it's great to be honest and all,
**[16:06] ---**
maybe it wasn't such a hot idea
to announce your own weakness.
**[16:12] ---**
Huh...
**[16:16] ---**
So scary stuff is too much for you, eh, Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
Why, I had no idea. Huh!
**[16:28] ---**
Knock that off, Uzaki. It was all my fault.
**[16:33] ---**
Isn't it too early to raise the white flag?
**[16:35] ---**
He really *can't* deal with scary stuff, can he?
**[16:38] ---**
Yoink!
**[16:38] ---**
Ah!
**[16:39] ---**
Woohoo! Got your phone!
**[16:42] ---**
Time to air *all* your dirty laundry
for everyone to see!
**[16:46] ---**
No! Give that back! I mean it!
**[16:48] ---**
You'll have to catch me first!
**[16:51] ---**
Damn you!
**[16:53] ---**
Ooh, you're *fast*, Senpai!
**[16:54] ---**
Quit going further in!
**[16:56] ---**
Wait up! Hey!
**[16:57] ---**
Was this the plan?
**[17:01] ---**
I figured we'd all go in together.
**[17:04] ---**
Plus, I was picturing it the other way around.
**[17:09] ---**
Oh, Senpai, I'm so scared!
**[17:13] ---**
Good girl.
**[17:16] ---**
Ah, well. Shall we go after them?
**[17:23] ---**
The other day...
**[17:24] ---**
Huh?
**[17:26] ---**
You told me not to meddle, to watch over them.
**[17:31] ---**
That's right.
**[17:34] ---**
So I thought I'd just create
the right conditions instead.
**[17:39] ---**
Conditions for them to turn
into something interesting.
**[17:43] ---**
I knew it. I figured that's what happened.
**[17:48] ---**
But when every move those
two make is so unexpected...
**[17:52] ---**
It doesn't go so well.
**[17:56] ---**
But... why?
**[17:58] ---**
Huh?
**[17:59] ---**
Why would you go to such lengths?
**[18:02] ---**
Why? Hmm...
**[18:06] ---**
Sak's a great guy,
**[18:09] ---**
but he's so damn serious,
and awkward, and bad at making friends,
**[18:14] ---**
and a loner...
**[18:16] ---**
And while I know it's none of my business,
**[18:20] ---**
I wish his college life could be more *fun*.
**[18:26] ---**
Otherwise, it's kind of
a waste, don't you think?
**[18:37] ---**
That and... other reasons.
**[18:41] ---**
Other reasons, huh?
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, there they are.
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?
**[18:47] ---**
I'm really sorry, Senpai. Please forgive me!
**[18:50] ---**
I got carried away.
**[18:52] ---**
Sakaki and Ami are here, see? We'll all head back
and have some ice cream, okay?
**[18:58] ---**
I can't move another step.
**[19:01] ---**
His voice is so weak!
**[19:03] ---**
All right, I'm calling it off. Let's go back.
**[19:06] ---**
We can go back and play games, Senpai.
**[19:10] ---**
Play games...
**[19:12] ---**
*So* weak!
**[19:18] ---**
Yesss! Look at *that*, Senpai! New high score!
**[19:28] ---**
You said you were going to play games!
**[19:41] ---**
Sakaki and Ami fell asleep, too...
**[19:45] ---**
Well, we *did* have a really active day today.
**[19:48] ---**
Everyone's just tuckered out.
**[19:52] ---**
Still, seeing his sleeping face
like this gets me all restless!
**[19:57] ---**
It's your fault for letting down your guard!
**[20:03] ---**
S-S-Senpai! What are you doing?!
**[20:09] ---**
He's asleep?
**[20:11] ---**
So he's a hugger, huh? Didn't see that coming.
**[20:16] ---**
Phew, what a fright.
**[20:22] ---**
Wh-Whoa, Senpai!
You're not secretly awake, are you?!
**[20:29] ---**
He's out cold.
**[20:32] ---**
I guess he wouldn't do this if he were awake.
**[20:37] ---**
After all, I *am* the one who teased
the scaredy cat and tired him out.
**[20:41] ---**
Maybe it's okay for a little while, anyway.
**[20:46] ---**
Just for today... Just for today...
**[21:19] ---**
Huh!
**[21:22] ---**
So I fell asleep in the
living room after all that, eh?
**[21:28] ---**
But man, it feels like
I had a *great* night's sleep!
**[21:33] ---**
You might want to invest
in one of those body pillows.
**[21:38] ---**
Huh? Why's that?
**[21:40] ---**
Oh, no reason!
**[21:48] ---**
I get the feeling we missed on
something *extremely* important.
**[21:52] ---**
*Next* time I'll get those two together for sure!
**[21:56] ---**
And I bet Kakyoin's soul
that you'll fail yet again!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
**[23:40] ---**
# E7 - I Want to Hang Out at a Cat Café and a Pub!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VK5M/i-want-to-hang-out-at-a-cat-caf-and-a-pub)
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**[00:17] ---**
"Senpai (Gloomlord)"
**[00:18] ---**
Oh!
**[00:21] ---**
Evening! What's up, Senpai?
**[00:24] ---**
Uh...
**[00:25] ---**
Senpai?
**[00:27] ---**
Sorry this is out of the blue, Uzaki.
**[00:29] ---**
What is?
**[00:32] ---**
Please: be with me. I need you.
**[00:36] ---**
Huh?
**[00:45] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:08] ---**
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
**[02:14] ---**
Please: be with me. I need you.
**[02:18] ---**
Senpai...
**[02:23] ---**
Uh, hey.
**[02:26] ---**
Hey, hi.
**[02:27] ---**
Sorry. I know this is sudden.
**[02:30] ---**
It's okay.
**[02:32] ---**
Um, you asked me to be with you?
On the phone?
**[02:36] ---**
Yeah, about that...
**[02:44] ---**
Huh?
**[02:45] ---**
I just can't seem
to bring myself to go in alone!
**[02:49] ---**
Come with me to the cat café!
**[02:53] ---**
Thank God you're here! I mean it!
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, wow, I can't wait!
This is my first time--I'm so nervous!
**[03:04] ---**
Ow! What--hey! Quit kicking--ow!
Stop! Cut it out! That hurts!
**[03:10] ---**
Party of two?
Take off your shoes and go on inside.
**[03:22] ---**
Wow... cats!
**[03:24] ---**
They have cats, Uzaki!
**[03:26] ---**
Yep. They have cats, all right.
**[03:28] ---**
Well, duh. We *are* a cat café.
**[03:33] ---**
I... I can touch them, right?
**[03:35] ---**
Calm down, Senpai. You've got those scary eyes.
**[03:39] ---**
If the cats are okay with it,
go right ahead and pet them gently.
**[03:43] ---**
Got it.
**[03:45] ---**
Do it like I taught you earlier: from below.
**[03:48] ---**
Uh, right.
**[03:52] ---**
Whoa...
**[03:54] ---**
Now's your chance! Cats like being scratched
under their chins or behind their ears.
**[03:59] ---**
O-Okay.
**[04:10] ---**
Uzaki, look! A cat--on my lap!
**[04:14] ---**
Yes, yes. Good for you.
**[04:16] ---**
But don't be too loud, or it'll run away.
**[04:21] ---**
Wow. Creepy.
**[04:24] ---**
He doesn't get this excited around humans.
**[04:27] ---**
All that gloominess must be
keeping some stuff repressed.
**[04:31] ---**
Cootchie, cootchie, coo...
**[04:33] ---**
He's so creepy that I don't even mind
the *extremely* misleading way
**[04:37] ---**
he got me here in the first place.
**[04:41] ---**
He's too overjoyed for words.
**[04:45] ---**
Hey, Uzaki, what's with that plastered-on smile?
**[04:48] ---**
Just thinking how creepy it is that
you act so cool, but you like cute things.
**[04:52] ---**
Say what? Jerk.
**[04:53] ---**
Whoops. My true feelings slipped out.
**[04:55] ---**
Why, you...
**[04:56] ---**
It's *also* creepy that you're careful
to speak quietly so as not to spook the cats.
**[05:01] ---**
Figures!
**[05:02] ---**
Hey, your true feelings are showing again.
**[05:08] ---**
But I *am* glad you came today.
I'd get to the entrance and do a U-turn.
**[05:12] ---**
You're exaggerating.
**[05:14] ---**
I've got to thank you somehow.
**[05:16] ---**
Thank me?
**[05:17] ---**
Yeah. Anything come to mind?
**[05:19] ---**
Hmm... let's see...
**[05:23] ---**
Well, my birthday's actually coming up soon.
**[05:26] ---**
I'm turning 20, so I'd like to make it sorta special.
**[05:31] ---**
So, uh...
**[05:32] ---**
Sorry, Uzaki.
**[05:34] ---**
Huh?
**[05:37] ---**
Truth is...
**[05:38] ---**
Uh... yes?
**[05:41] ---**
My legs are so numb that
I haven't processed anything you've said.
**[05:46] ---**
Can you repeat that?
**[05:47] ---**
Then get rid of the cat!
**[05:49] ---**
No way!
**[05:51] ---**
If you can't have a conversation,
**[05:53] ---**
we'll just move it.
**[05:55] ---**
But it was finally on my lap!
Just a little longer?
**[05:58] ---**
Uncross your legs already
and get those pins and needles out.
**[06:01] ---**
It's not a quick-fix kind of thing...
**[06:04] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[06:06] ---**
Oh!
**[06:11] ---**
Poke!
**[06:13] ---**
Cut that out! What the hell? Idiot!
**[06:15] ---**
You were just *so* wide open,
you were practically *asking* for it!
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah, right! *Everybody's* wide open
when their legs are numb!
**[06:28] ---**
Not so loud, now--you'll scare the kitty-cats!
**[06:36] ---**
Poke!
**[06:38] ---**
Pokety poke!
**[06:40] ---**
Pokety, pokety poke-poke-poke!
**[06:43] ---**
Pokety, pokety, pokety, pokety poke!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, jeez, what now? This is really fun!
**[06:50] ---**
This might just awaken something in me!
**[06:54] ---**
Uzaki... please... uncle...
**[06:57] ---**
Hmm? I can't hear you!
**[07:01] ---**
What color is your blood?!
**[07:04] ---**
Save that kind of play for home, please.
**[07:08] ---**
"Play"?!
**[07:08] ---**
"Play"?!
**[07:11] ---**
Phew, what a blast!
**[07:14] ---**
Wasn't that fun, Senpai?
**[07:16] ---**
The first half was. Then *you* got us thrown out!
**[07:20] ---**
Dammit. Next time I'll go alone.
**[07:23] ---**
Probably can't go back there, though.
**[07:26] ---**
And whose fault is that?
**[07:27] ---**
Gotta love cat cafés, though.
Lots of friendly kitties!
**[07:32] ---**
Right? They were so used to being around people.
**[07:35] ---**
It's Very Easy Mode.
**[07:38] ---**
"Your communication level is puny.
Level 5? Too bad."
**[07:41] ---**
And they still warmed up to you!
**[07:43] ---**
So I'm a gun-toting old man now?
**[07:46] ---**
I have cats at home, but it's good
to interact with different cats sometimes.
**[07:50] ---**
Huh! Must be nice.
**[07:53] ---**
Is this what married men
who go to cabaret clubs feel like?
**[07:57] ---**
Beats me! What a horrible analogy.
**[08:01] ---**
See you later, Senpai!
**[08:03] ---**
Yep. I owe you one for today,
so think it over, okay?
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, I've already thought *that* over.
**[08:10] ---**
And?
**[08:11] ---**
Like I mentioned earlier,
my birthday is coming up. August 7th!
**[08:16] ---**
I have high hopes, Senpai!
**[08:21] ---**
Her birthday...
**[08:23] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[08:24] ---**
And that's why...
**[08:26] ---**
...she said she has high hopes for her birthday.
**[08:29] ---**
So you're in a pickle.
**[08:31] ---**
You *do* seem like you'd
be bad at that kind of thing.
**[08:34] ---**
Right.
**[08:35] ---**
Anticipating that Sakurai would be bad at this,
**[08:38] ---**
then throwing him for a loop
with vague "high hopes"...
**[08:42] ---**
She's quite the schemer.
**[08:44] ---**
But that comes from the
peculiar mentality of a girl in love
**[08:47] ---**
who wants someone to fret over her.
**[08:50] ---**
Not that Hana realizes it herself.
**[08:53] ---**
Still, any way you look at it...
**[08:55] ---**
...we're going to eat this up!
**[08:57] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:58] ---**
Nothing.
**[09:00] ---**
Do you have any ideas?
**[09:03] ---**
I've been thinking...
**[09:06] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:08] ---**
Flowers, because my name means "flower"?
So you suck at puns, too!
**[09:13] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:14] ---**
This is totally the wrong size!
**[09:16] ---**
Besides, only hotties can get away
with giving a present like this.
**[09:22] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:23] ---**
Couldn't you have given me
a uTunes card instead?
**[09:26] ---**
I want those special-event bonuses!
**[09:28] ---**
It feels like anything
I give her will be a bust.
**[09:32] ---**
This is getting complicated!
**[09:34] ---**
In reality...
**[09:38] ---**
He sure doesn't have an eye for flowers.
**[09:44] ---**
A placeholder!
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, it has multiplayer!
I'll play with you, loner senpai!
**[09:54] ---**
Sounds about right.
**[09:56] ---**
She'd be happy with anything Sakurai gives her.
**[10:01] ---**
I've thought about this
too much--I'm just so confused.
**[10:04] ---**
Then why don't you follow your intuition?
**[10:07] ---**
My intuition?
**[10:09] ---**
Give her the first thing that came
to mind when you heard "birthday present."
**[10:13] ---**
The first thing that came to mind...
**[10:18] ---**
"August 7th"
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, I still have no idea.
**[10:24] ---**
But I need to pick something today.
**[10:29] ---**
"Uzaki (Idiot)"
**[10:32] ---**
What's up, Uzaki?
**[10:33] ---**
Well, um...
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
I know this is sudden, Senpai.
**[10:40] ---**
What is?
**[10:41] ---**
I want you to be with me! I need you.
**[10:47] ---**
Eh?
**[10:53] ---**
I want you to be with me!
**[10:55] ---**
What's with Uzaki, anyway?
**[10:58] ---**
Oh!
**[11:01] ---**
"Pub"
**[11:01] ---**
Senpai!
**[11:03] ---**
Uh, hey.
**[11:05] ---**
Sorry to spring this on you.
**[11:07] ---**
It's okay.
**[11:09] ---**
So, um, on the phone...
you said you wanted me to be with you?
**[11:15] ---**
About that...
**[11:18] ---**
I just couldn't bring myself to go in alone!
Come with me, Senpai!
**[11:23] ---**
A... pub?
**[11:25] ---**
Your treat! Please?
**[11:28] ---**
What for?
**[11:29] ---**
I told you, remember? My 20th birthday!
**[11:33] ---**
I have high hopes, you know--
**[11:35] ---**
for your wallet, that is!
**[11:39] ---**
"High hopes" --you mean you were
angling for a pub visit all along?
**[11:43] ---**
Yep!
**[11:45] ---**
Huh? What's wrong? C'mon, let's go in already!
**[11:52] ---**
Hmm?
**[11:56] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[11:58] ---**
Celebrating your milestone 20th at a pub?
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, totally! I wanted to try drinking with you.
**[12:06] ---**
Drinking's fun, right?
**[12:09] ---**
That depends on the drinker,
on the circumstances...
**[12:12] ---**
No guarantees.
**[12:15] ---**
Well, if it's *not* fun,
you can do something to *make* it fun!
**[12:19] ---**
Now you're being unreasonable.
**[12:21] ---**
Let's just enjoy ourselves, okay?
**[12:24] ---**
Right.
**[12:26] ---**
Ready?
**[12:29] ---**
Cheers!
**[12:29] ---**
Cheers!
**[12:34] ---**
Okay, here goes!
**[12:36] ---**
Go on, drink up!
**[12:39] ---**
How is it?
**[12:43] ---**
Like a soft drink, but also... not.
**[12:46] ---**
Does it taste good or what?
**[12:49] ---**
There's this, like,
burning in my throat. Deep inside.
**[12:53] ---**
Alcohol will do that.
**[12:55] ---**
What's beer like?
**[12:57] ---**
Want to try?
**[12:59] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[13:01] ---**
Sorry for the wait!
**[13:03] ---**
Enjoy!
**[13:05] ---**
Give that a taste.
**[13:08] ---**
Whoa!
**[13:10] ---**
You okay?
**[13:12] ---**
So this is beer! It's bitter,
but there's more to it than that.
**[13:17] ---**
That's why it goes so great
with fried and salty food!
**[13:21] ---**
Okay, then...
**[13:24] ---**
So juicy!
**[13:26] ---**
Now take a slug of beer.
**[13:32] ---**
Right? Isn't that delicious?
**[13:33] ---**
They go *fantastic* together!
**[13:35] ---**
The beer resets the grease from the chicken
for fresh new flavor with every bite!
**[13:42] ---**
Wow, you really chugged it.
So what's your verdict?
**[13:45] ---**
It's *great*! So you drink alcohol with food, huh?
**[13:49] ---**
Some people savor it on its own.
**[13:53] ---**
It doesn't matter as long
as you're enjoying yourself.
**[13:56] ---**
In that case, as you so kindly suggested,
I'm gonna do just that!
**[14:01] ---**
That's right--go on, now!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey! Just how much are you ordering?!
**[14:09] ---**
Your wallet is already dead.
**[14:11] ---**
Shut up! Cancel! Cancel those!
**[14:15] ---**
Hidebu!
**[14:17] ---**
Pardon me...
**[14:18] ---**
No horsing around, please.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:25] ---**
Sheesh. Quit screwing around or--
**[14:28] ---**
*Yow*! Spicy!
**[14:29] ---**
What *is* this?
***SIGN*** "Russian Roulette Octopus Balls" "Only 1 is Super Spicy!" "8 for ¥550"
**[14:30] ---**
Looks like one of them is ultra spicy.
**[14:34] ---**
Beer! Beer!
**[14:36] ---**
It's empty?!
**[14:37] ---**
And no water, either!
**[14:38] ---**
Uzaki, a drink! Anything!
**[14:40] ---**
Wait just a sec, okay? I'm looking.
**[14:43] ---**
I *can't* wait!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, I bet *I* can make *this* one.
I should make it for you sometime!
**[14:49] ---**
I'm begging you: make it snappy!
**[14:56] ---**
I thought I was a goner...
**[14:59] ---**
Hey, this is good!
I think I might like *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:02] ---**
Good for you.
**[15:07] ---**
Another round!
**[15:09] ---**
Now wait just one minute!
**[15:10] ---**
What's up?
**[15:11] ---**
You're really knocking 'em back there.
**[15:14] ---**
Take it easy--it *is* your first time.
**[15:17] ---**
Pardon me!
**[15:18] ---**
Your *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:19] ---**
Much obliged!
**[15:22] ---**
That's *too fast*!
**[15:24] ---**
But I'm totally fine.
**[15:26] ---**
Fine? How many is that?
**[15:28] ---**
Good question.
**[15:29] ---**
Is it, now?
**[15:31] ---**
Well, whatever.
Drink some water in there, too.
**[15:38] ---**
I just might be a heavyweight!
**[15:41] ---**
Look, just slow down, will you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sorry for the wait! Your *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:45] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:46] ---**
Yesss!
**[15:49] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[15:55] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[15:56] ---**
You okay there, Senpai? You're kinda wobbly!
**[16:00] ---**
You're the only one wobbling around here.
**[16:02] ---**
She started out okay but
turned out pretty much as I'd expected.
**[16:06] ---**
I jotted down how much you drank.
Stay under that amount next time, okay?
**[16:11] ---**
Wow, Senpai, you sure got tall all of a sudden.
**[16:15] ---**
That's a utility pole! Walk properly, will you?
**[16:18] ---**
Aw, c'mon, Senpai, carry me!
**[16:21] ---**
Let go of me!
**[16:24] ---**
Piggyback! Baby back... ribs...
**[16:27] ---**
Stop that! Your various...
areas... are all up on me!
**[16:30] ---**
Various areas? Whazzat mean?
**[16:33] ---**
What's touchin' where?
**[16:35] ---**
Jeez, she is one irritating drunk!
**[16:38] ---**
Smooshy...
**[16:39] ---**
Markin' you with my scent...
**[16:41] ---**
No way can I send her home on her own like this.
**[16:44] ---**
Here, stand up. I'll take you home.
**[16:47] ---**
Aw! I'm not goin' home!
**[16:49] ---**
Let's drink at *your* place, Senpai!
**[16:51] ---**
What, more drinking?! Go home and get to sleep, dummy!
**[16:54] ---**
And stand up already! I can see your underwear!
**[16:56] ---**
Who're you callin' a dummy, huh?
**[16:59] ---**
Say, Senpai, d'you know what time it is?
**[17:02] ---**
Huh?
**[17:03] ---**
Yikes! That late?!
**[17:05] ---**
Oh, too bad! No more trains! Ha ha! You dummy!
**[17:10] ---**
*You're* the dummy who can't get home, dummy.
**[17:13] ---**
We can call a cab.
**[17:16] ---**
Uzaki's dumbass drinking drained me dry!
**[17:20] ---**
The ATM should still be running.
**[17:22] ---**
Ugh, but that access fee... and taxis
will be charging pricey late-night fares...
**[17:27] ---**
Let her stay over? I could never!
**[17:29] ---**
I can't think straight with this booze in me!
**[17:32] ---**
Quite the dilemma!
**[17:34] ---**
You wouldn't abandon your junior,
stuck away from home, would you?
**[17:40] ---**
Don't tell me this was
all calculated from the get-go!
**[17:49] ---**
I don't even care anymore.
**[17:51] ---**
We're going to the convenience store.
I want some water.
**[17:53] ---**
Yeah! And alcohol!
I wanna verify my age! 'Cause I'm 20!
**[17:57] ---**
Whatever you want.
**[18:00] ---**
Look, just so you know,
I only have one futon set.
**[18:04] ---**
Wanna sleep together?
**[18:05] ---**
I'm splitting it up, moron! One quilt each!
**[18:12] ---**
Senpai... Hey, Senpai...
**[18:16] ---**
Don't go to sleep, huh?
**[18:19] ---**
I'm begging you, let me sleep.
It's three in the morning!
**[18:23] ---**
Let's play a game.
**[18:25] ---**
No way. You play dirty.
**[18:27] ---**
Aw...
**[18:30] ---**
Are you *still* drinking?!
**[18:32] ---**
Yep!
**[18:33] ---**
Honestly... She needs to learn
about the horrors of alcohol.
**[18:40] ---**
Squid's yummy...
**[18:42] ---**
No--come morning, she'll know.
**[18:46] ---**
Uh-oh... I really am sleepy.
**[18:49] ---**
Fine. I'll just sleep right here, then.
**[18:50] ---**
All right!
**[18:51] ---**
No stun-locking moves this time,
so let's get sparrin'!
**[18:56] ---**
Senpai? Hey, Senpai!
**[18:58] ---**
Pipe down.
**[19:00] ---**
Senpai? Are you asleep for real?
**[19:04] ---**
Well, well.
**[19:06] ---**
Leaving behind your junior
and just... going to sleep?
**[19:09] ---**
Just ignore her.
**[19:13] ---**
Maybe he'll wake up if I kiss him.
**[19:28] ---**
See, I *knew* you were only faking!
**[19:31] ---**
Don't get so worked up.
**[19:33] ---**
It was just a joke--a joke!
**[19:37] ---**
But you sure were frantic there, Senpai.
**[19:41] ---**
Have you never been kissed, by any chance?
**[19:45] ---**
No! Shut up! Go to sleep, idiot!
**[19:52] ---**
Sleepytime...
**[20:03] ---**
Aw...
**[20:05] ---**
My head hurts... I feel awful...
**[20:08] ---**
That's called a hangover.
Life's going to suck for a while.
**[20:12] ---**
I hate it!
**[20:14] ---**
Why are *you* just fine?
**[20:16] ---**
Grown-ups drink in moderation
so *that* doesn't happen.
**[20:19] ---**
What's "modera" --
**[20:22] ---**
Don't worry. Everyone has an alcohol screw-up.
**[20:26] ---**
Good thing your first time wasn't
at some sketchy drinking party.
**[20:30] ---**
It's not good at all!
**[20:32] ---**
But you found your limit right off the bat.
**[20:36] ---**
He's in lecture mode.
**[20:38] ---**
You didn't drink much water, either.
**[20:41] ---**
It takes water to metabolize alcohol.
**[20:43] ---**
Alternate with drinks of water
and you won't get sick.
**[20:46] ---**
You should feel better by noon.
Just have to tough it out.
**[20:51] ---**
Are you listening?
**[20:54] ---**
Wow, she's in hell.
**[21:03] ---**
The bigger the screw-up, the better the lesson.
**[21:05] ---**
Next time, drink as much water as you do booze.
**[21:09] ---**
'S fine. I won't drink again as long as I live.
**[21:14] ---**
Probably for the best.
Though everyone with a hangover says that.
**[21:19] ---**
Never... ever again.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm going to hit the store--
you hold down the fort.
**[21:27] ---**
Rest up, okay?
**[21:31] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:33] ---**
Yeah?
**[21:35] ---**
Thanks a lot... for being with me... at the pub.
**[21:42] ---**
It was fun.
**[21:46] ---**
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, I nearly forgot: You're 20 now, Uzaki--
**[21:58] ---**
Happy birthday.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
**[23:40] ---**
Something's happening!
**[23:41] ---**
Hmm.
**[23:42] ---**
Sak!
# E8 - I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQXPMK/i-want-to-watch-fireworks-together)
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**[00:13] ---**
H-Hey, Uzaki.
**[00:15] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:17] ---**
I'm really sorry for all the trouble
I caused the other day.
**[00:20] ---**
Oh, uh, don't sweat it.
There was a lot of alcohol involved.
**[00:26] ---**
Liquid courage, eh?
**[00:28] ---**
Is he a cheater?
**[00:29] ---**
They're the worst.
**[00:32] ---**
Please accept this.
**[00:34] ---**
What the--?!
**[00:35] ---**
Um... I haven't gotten paid at work yet,
so this is from my mom,
**[00:40] ---**
humiliatingly enough.
**[00:42] ---**
Compensation?
**[00:43] ---**
So he's freeloading!
**[00:44] ---**
Off her mother, too?!
**[00:47] ---**
No, no, it's fine! It was cheap anyway,
and old and worn out!
**[00:52] ---**
I-If this isn't enough,
could I ask you to wait until payday?
**[00:57] ---**
Extortion?
**[00:58] ---**
Maybe he's yakuza!
**[00:59] ---**
C-Call the police!
**[01:01] ---**
Look, I'm totally fine with it, really!
**[01:04] ---**
But... you caught me in
such a compromising position...
**[01:10] ---**
A compromising position?!
**[01:12] ---**
Phrasing, *please*!
**[01:14] ---**
With everything that happened,
this truly is the only thing I can do, Senpai!
**[01:20] ---**
All you did was get my futon a little dirty!
**[01:23] ---**
It was bound to happen--it was your first time!
**[01:26] ---**
*What*?!
**[01:28] ---**
All right, fine!
**[01:30] ---**
I'll take your money. Now forget everything!
Like it never happened!
**[01:35] ---**
It's over! Okay?
**[01:37] ---**
A soiled futon...
**[01:39] ---**
Her first time...
**[01:41] ---**
Like it never happened...
**[01:43] ---**
Men are scum.
**[01:46] ---**
And *my* phrasing, too!
**[01:57] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:19] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[03:20] ---**
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
**[03:21] ---**
Thank you very much. Please come again!
**[03:26] ---**
Now, then...
**[03:28] ---**
Looks like things have
settled down for now, Dad.
**[03:31] ---**
Right. Let's take a little break, daughter.
**[03:39] ---**
Hah!
**[03:39] ---**
There!
**[03:43] ---**
Oh, that's right, Sakurai--how
did Hana's birthday turn out?
**[03:48] ---**
We couldn't give you much in the way of advice,
but I hope she was happy, at least.
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa. Looks like we touched a nerve.
**[04:02] ---**
That Uzaki...
**[04:04] ---**
She said she wanted to go drinking with me.
**[04:07] ---**
So she dragged me to a pub and... we drank.
**[04:11] ---**
And then she... no,
we both drank a little too much.
**[04:16] ---**
Before I knew it, we had missed the last train.
**[04:21] ---**
Go on.
**[04:23] ---**
Maybe it was because we were both tipsy...
**[04:26] ---**
Long story short, she wound up
spending the night at my place.
**[04:30] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[04:32] ---**
And then...
**[04:34] ---**
And then?
**[04:36] ---**
A-And then...
**[04:44] ---**
Forgive me. She *is* a woman, for all that.
**[04:49] ---**
It's not my place to say any more.
**[04:52] ---**
A grown man, crying?
**[04:55] ---**
What on earth did she *do*?
**[05:04] ---**
Sure, I had fun at the beach
with the whole gang,
**[05:06] ---**
but there's something about
being alone on a swaying ship--
**[05:10] ---**
What's this? Suddenly I'm sensing
something about to happen in my absence!
**[05:15] ---**
Dammit! I shouldn't have come alone!
**[05:18] ---**
Sir, please!
**[05:20] ---**
I'm coming! Wait for me!
**[05:22] ---**
Sir!
**[05:28] ---**
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
**[05:32] ---**
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
**[05:34] ---**
And so, Hana's been out of sorts
ever since her birthday?
**[05:39] ---**
That's right. I've told her time
and time again not to sweat it.
**[05:43] ---**
Mmm. She must think
she's done something unforgivable.
**[05:52] ---**
No way. That'd be way out of character for her.
**[05:56] ---**
I don't know. Hana makes sure
that line doesn't get crossed.
**[06:02] ---**
Sakurai, you've never had
a *truly* bad time of it, have you?
**[06:07] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[06:09] ---**
That's a turn-off, all right!
**[06:11] ---**
Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
**[06:14] ---**
Woohoo! Got your phone!
**[06:17] ---**
Now that you mention it...
I didn't... *not* not... I guess?
**[06:24] ---**
You seem conflicted.
**[06:26] ---**
So Hana's expressions
of love were really razor-thin...
**[06:31] ---**
Be that as it may!
**[06:34] ---**
He's done pondering!
**[06:36] ---**
I'm glad Uzaki's being quiet,
**[06:39] ---**
but something's... not right.
She's hard to talk to now.
**[06:43] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[06:45] ---**
She's been through plenty herself--
**[06:48] ---**
she could put on a happy face
like she always has before.
**[06:51] ---**
Why isn't she?
**[06:57] ---**
Here, Sakurai. Use this.
***SIGN*** "UZA Neighborhood Association" "Fireworks Festival" "Complimentary Voucher" "This ticket entitles you to freebies at all stalls."
**[07:01] ---**
What is it?
**[07:04] ---**
You know the fireworks festival nearby?
**[07:06] ---**
The neighborhood association
gave us that voucher to use at the stalls.
**[07:10] ---**
*You* are going to invite Hana!
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? Why would I do that?
**[07:16] ---**
You want to patch things up, don't you?
**[07:18] ---**
Well, I mean, it's not like we're arguing or--
**[07:21] ---**
Silence, boy!
**[07:22] ---**
A-Ami?
**[07:26] ---**
Even though direct involvement
goes against my principles...
**[07:30] ---**
Look: you are *going*!
**[07:33] ---**
And if you say, "Your smile is
like a chrysanthemum firework,"
**[07:37] ---**
or "You're beautiful from every angle,
too, just like those fireworks"--
**[07:41] ---**
compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
**[07:44] ---**
and her mood *will* improve!
**[07:48] ---**
She's easy like that.
**[07:50] ---**
Wait--I'm supposed to say *that*?
**[07:53] ---**
It touches a father's heart, seeing his daughter
**[07:56] ---**
speak of men and women
despite her utter lack of experience...
**[08:00] ---**
It'll give you an excuse to ask her to come.
**[08:02] ---**
I'm not sure she'd go for it
right now if you offered to pay.
**[08:09] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:13] ---**
"Fireworks Festival"
**[08:32] ---**
Hey! Uzaki!
**[08:38] ---**
Sorry for the wait. There's just so many people!
**[08:41] ---**
No, no, it's fine. I just got here myself.
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[08:47] ---**
Senpai... thank you very much
for inviting me today.
**[08:53] ---**
It's no use. This thing just will not die.
**[08:57] ---**
Seriously, don't worry about it!
**[08:58] ---**
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to hit the stalls
before the show begins?
**[09:36] ---**
That was delicious. Thank you, Senpai!
**[09:38] ---**
Don't mention it.
**[09:41] ---**
I had that voucher, remember.
**[09:44] ---**
I'll have to thank the café owner.
**[09:50] ---**
Senpai?
**[09:52] ---**
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
**[09:56] ---**
Still no dice, huh?
**[09:58] ---**
At a glance, we're *acting* all cheery,
but that awkwardness is still there.
**[10:03] ---**
If she were her usual self...
**[10:05] ---**
Let's go goldfish-dipping, Senpai!
Goldfish-dipping!
**[10:08] ---**
I'm gonna get my loner senpai a roommate!
**[10:12] ---**
When I picture you telling
a goldfish "I'm home"...
**[10:16] ---**
That is *hilarious*!
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah, no. I have to do
something to lift her spirits.
**[10:28] ---**
But *what*?
**[10:31] ---**
Compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
**[10:34] ---**
and her mood *will* improve!
**[10:41] ---**
Uzaki!
**[10:42] ---**
Yes?
**[10:43] ---**
I meant to tell you...
**[10:46] ---**
Um, that yukata you're wearing is amazing.
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, Mom helped me put it on.
**[10:53] ---**
It's nice. Really suits you!
**[10:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[10:56] ---**
You... you think so?
**[10:58] ---**
Bingo! That's the ticket!
**[11:00] ---**
Yeah, it looks *great* on you, all right!
**[11:03] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[11:05] ---**
And those geta sandals!
**[11:06] ---**
Oh, I bought them to go with this yukata.
**[11:09] ---**
Well, they go *perfectly*!
**[11:11] ---**
And your flower hairpin is just so summery!
**[11:14] ---**
I chose that for this yukata, too!
**[11:16] ---**
And your hair--you styled it differently today!
**[11:20] ---**
It looks fantastic!
**[11:21] ---**
So does that!
**[11:21] ---**
That's where I keep my wallet and my phone!
**[11:24] ---**
I bet you could fit a *ton* in there!
**[11:29] ---**
Well, you know, I *did* put
in a lot of effort for today!
**[11:33] ---**
And look--I may have managed
to charm my dead-inside senpai!
**[11:37] ---**
"Hana Uzaki is Back!"
**[11:41] ---**
Y-Yeah! You're absolutely
outstanding today, Uzaki, no lie!
**[11:44] ---**
Am I? I am, right?
**[11:46] ---**
I worked really hard, so you better be grateful!
**[11:49] ---**
If I'd missed this chance,
you would go your entire *life*
**[11:53] ---**
and never hang out with a girl in a yukata!
**[11:56] ---**
Just suck it up. This is miles better
than meek-and-mild Uzaki!
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah, and with you looking so cute and all,
we'd better have some fun!
**[12:06] ---**
"Cu" --
**[12:07] ---**
"Cute"?! Do *you* really think I'm cute, Senpai?
**[12:12] ---**
Yikes--it just slipped out!
**[12:14] ---**
No... here's my chance.
**[12:16] ---**
You *are* cute! I'm so glad I invited you!
**[12:19] ---**
And thanks so much for coming!
**[12:22] ---**
You're beautiful! A knockout!
You're cute! *So* cute!
**[12:26] ---**
And, uh, you're... you're... you're *cute*!
**[12:29] ---**
That couple's flirting.
**[12:29] ---**
Cute! Yeah, cute!
**[12:30] ---**
He sure is desperate.
**[12:32] ---**
He's got a weak vocabulary, too.
**[12:32] ---**
Cute! Yeah, cute!
**[12:34] ---**
Th-That's enough!
**[12:36] ---**
Had enough, my darling junior?
**[12:38] ---**
That's too many compliments! I *get* it, okay?!
**[12:41] ---**
Whoa, watch it!
**[12:43] ---**
Ugh, Senpai! Why, you... you...
**[12:46] ---**
Calm down, Uzaki! Sorry--I'm sorry!
**[12:49] ---**
Argh!
**[13:01] ---**
Se...
**[13:02] ---**
Senpai!
**[13:05] ---**
"Eiji High School"
**[13:22] ---**
I swallowed some water...
**[13:32] ---**
Hey.
**[13:37] ---**
Practicing by yourself again?
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, Sakurai-*senpai*.
I thought you'd already left.
**[13:45] ---**
I forgot something.
**[13:47] ---**
Didn't I tell you not
to practice alone? It's dangerous.
**[13:50] ---**
Um, well, about that!
**[13:52] ---**
You've shown me how a few times now,
**[13:54] ---**
and I'm always watching
everyone's practices like a coach--
**[13:58] ---**
I thought maybe by now... I'd be a good swimmer.
**[14:04] ---**
But it looks like I'm not
where I thought I would be.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm sorry. And after
everything you taught me, too.
**[14:13] ---**
I see.
**[14:14] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
Uh, Senpai?
**[14:19] ---**
He's still a tiny bit frightening.
Especially in this dim light.
**[14:30] ---**
Maybe there's a little more I can do.
**[14:32] ---**
All right. I'll give it my all!
**[14:43] ---**
Aw, why can't I swim better?
**[14:52] ---**
Senpai?
**[15:01] ---**
Wow, he's really good. No wonder he's a starter.
**[15:10] ---**
Amazing. His movements are so intense,
yet he's so quiet--unlike me.
**[15:18] ---**
Stay calm. Relax your body.
**[15:22] ---**
Huh?
**[15:22] ---**
Maintain correct form
as you slice through the water.
**[15:25] ---**
You'll be fine. Human beings generally float.
**[15:30] ---**
Oh, um, right! I'll give it a try!
**[15:52] ---**
What's up?
**[15:53] ---**
Nothing. Just... I haven't gotten any better.
**[16:00] ---**
Huh?
**[16:05] ---**
The fireworks festival is today.
**[16:10] ---**
Is it, now?
**[16:13] ---**
Hang on a sec.
**[16:15] ---**
Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
Uzaki. Here.
**[16:26] ---**
Huh? Er...
**[16:28] ---**
Aren't you hungry?
**[16:29] ---**
Well, I *did* do all that swimming...
**[16:32] ---**
Thanks.
**[16:40] ---**
It's good.
**[16:43] ---**
You're almost there. Keep it up.
**[16:54] ---**
I feel like I should apologize, Sakurai-*senpai*.
**[16:57] ---**
You went over it with me so many times.
**[17:00] ---**
Uzaki?
**[17:02] ---**
Listen, I--
**[17:11] ---**
Gorgeous!
**[17:11] ---**
So beautiful!
**[17:14] ---**
Senpai!
**[17:15] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:18] ---**
Look! Just look at that!
**[17:21] ---**
So pretty... and so *big*!
**[17:26] ---**
Wow...
**[17:45] ---**
Senpai?
**[17:47] ---**
Mmm... Uza--
**[17:50] ---**
Oh, thank goodness. You're awake!
**[17:53] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:55] ---**
Am I--on Uzaki's lap? Why? How?!
**[18:01] ---**
Did I... pass out?
**[18:04] ---**
Not for very long at all.
**[18:06] ---**
The fireworks show hasn't even started yet.
**[18:10] ---**
Oh...
**[18:12] ---**
Hey, no getting up!
**[18:16] ---**
The person who helped me carry you
said that even if you're awake,
**[18:19] ---**
you ought to stay lying down for a while.
**[18:22] ---**
R-Right...
**[18:26] ---**
Maybe it's because my line of sight is
blocked... but damn, something smells *great*.
**[18:32] ---**
Senpai...
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah?
**[18:35] ---**
I'm so sorry. A thousand times sorry.
**[18:38] ---**
It's fine, really.
Besides, this was an accident.
**[18:43] ---**
I got pretty carried away myself.
**[18:47] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[18:49] ---**
Don't sweat it, truly. I'm begging you.
**[18:53] ---**
Okay. Understood.
**[18:56] ---**
Man. She'd only just bounced back--and now this.
**[19:01] ---**
Not that I can see it,
but I bet she's making that face again.
**[19:06] ---**
That's right--the same face
she made back then, too.
**[19:10] ---**
It's like Ami and the café owner said:
she's thinking about appearances.
**[19:15] ---**
But when *she* does that?
It's only natural things would feel a little off.
**[19:22] ---**
Listen, Uzaki...
**[19:25] ---**
When you started at our college last year?
**[19:28] ---**
Honestly, I didn't think much
about you becoming my junior again.
**[19:35] ---**
But you know...
**[19:37] ---**
You started getting really
buddy-buddy with me last spring.
**[19:42] ---**
To tell you the truth,
you seriously got on my nerves.
**[19:48] ---**
Still...
**[19:50] ---**
I thought back on everything
that's happened so far.
**[19:55] ---**
You tagged along everywhere I went,
**[19:57] ---**
sometimes even infringing
on the spaces I used for relaxation.
**[20:01] ---**
But we hung out together,
going to the beach and the cat café,
**[20:06] ---**
even reaching the point where
the two of us could go drinking.
**[20:09] ---**
And going to see the fireworks,
like we are today...
**[20:15] ---**
Until last year, I'd never done
so much or gone to so many places.
**[20:21] ---**
I could do without all the noise...
**[20:23] ---**
but when it comes down to it, it was pretty fun.
**[20:28] ---**
And what's more...
**[20:30] ---**
I hate to say it,
but it's probably thanks to you
**[20:35] ---**
that I've gotten used to that kind of thing.
**[20:41] ---**
So, uh, what I'm saying is... don't be so down.
**[20:46] ---**
It messes things up.
**[20:48] ---**
Senpai...
**[20:52] ---**
There's still some summer break left.
Let's go somewhere again.
**[20:56] ---**
If you're okay with that.
**[21:00] ---**
Well... Well, if you insist!
**[21:03] ---**
I'll keep you company on
your loner summer break!
**[21:08] ---**
Good. I hope you will.
**[21:16] ---**
Hey, it's started.
**[21:18] ---**
It sure has.
**[21:25] ---**
Can you see the fireworks, Senpai?
**[21:28] ---**
Just barely.
**[21:30] ---**
Just barely?
**[21:31] ---**
Never mind.
**[21:36] ---**
What a show!
**[21:38] ---**
Keep it up!
**[21:41] ---**
I can't see a thing.
**[21:47] ---**
Nah--I'm fine right here.
**[21:51] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:52] ---**
Yeah?
**[21:53] ---**
Where are you going tomorrow?
Wherever it is, I'll come with you.
**[21:59] ---**
Right. What *should* we do tomorrow, huh?
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
# E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD75WD/tsuki-uzaki-wants-a-thrill)
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**[00:06] ---**
Darjeeling? Or perhaps chamomile?
**[00:09] ---**
Oh, I don't know!
**[00:12] ---**
I should have asked Hana what would be best.
**[00:15] ---**
You're all I have.
**[00:18] ---**
Huh?
**[00:20] ---**
Imagine if you were serious,
saying that to an older woman like me.
**[00:25] ---**
But... I *am* serious!
**[00:28] ---**
Dear me! With a 25-year age difference?!
**[00:33] ---**
Oh, my!
**[00:35] ---**
Hana's senpai should be here any minute now.
**[00:47] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:10] ---**
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
**[02:11] ---**
You're a real upstanding guy, Senpai.
**[02:14] ---**
I know you want to return
what I overpaid for your futon,
**[02:18] ---**
but Mom says you don't have to.
**[02:20] ---**
No--you gave me too much.
**[02:23] ---**
And since *you* won't accept the money,
I have to return it directly.
**[02:27] ---**
It's only too much because
you bought a cheap replacement.
**[02:31] ---**
This was your chance to get a good one!
**[02:36] ---**
You sure are quiet today.
**[02:39] ---**
Are you *nervous*?
**[02:42] ---**
What, is this your first
time visiting a girl's house?
**[02:45] ---**
It is. I have an upset stomach.
**[02:48] ---**
Boy, you surrender fast
when you're cornered, huh.
**[02:51] ---**
Where do you think I live, anyway?
It's not a haunted house, you know.
**[02:56] ---**
It's okay--you won't be gobbled up.
**[03:00] ---**
And we have cats. All-you-can-pet!
**[03:05] ---**
What an obvious change of expression.
**[03:07] ---**
Are you putting up
with this because of the *cats*?
**[03:11] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[03:15] ---**
Now I'm ticked.
**[03:18] ---**
Here we are! I told Mom
I'd be bringing you along.
**[03:24] ---**
I'm home!
**[03:26] ---**
Hello!
**[03:29] ---**
Welcome! Is this your senior at college, Hana?
**[03:29] ---**
"Tsuki Uzaki - 43"
**[03:33] ---**
She's told me all about you!
**[03:41] ---**
Scary!
**[03:43] ---**
S-Such a penetrating glare!
**[03:46] ---**
This is no ordinary fellow. He's so *big*!
**[03:49] ---**
She never told me her senior was a boy!
**[03:53] ---**
Hi! I'm Hana's mother.
**[03:56] ---**
Pleased to meet you. I'm Sakurai.
**[03:59] ---**
Thank you for offering
to pay to replace my futon.
**[04:03] ---**
My, he's more well-mannered than he looks.
**[04:07] ---**
I'd like to return some
of the money you gave me.
**[04:13] ---**
It's no use. His eyes really are fierce!
**[04:17] ---**
C'mon, Senpai. Quit standing around
chatting in the foyer and come in already!
**[04:22] ---**
What? He's coming *in*?!
**[04:24] ---**
I'll return the money and be on my way.
**[04:26] ---**
That's right--I mustn't keep him!
**[04:36] ---**
Very well.
**[04:37] ---**
If you insist.
**[04:43] ---**
I see.
**[04:45] ---**
I believe I understand the situation.
**[04:48] ---**
Hana gave you too much money for the futon,
so you've come to return the surplus?
**[04:53] ---**
That's far.
**[04:55] ---**
I tried to give it to Hana,
but she wouldn't take it.
**[04:59] ---**
I hate to intrude,
but I thought I'd return it directly.
**[05:02] ---**
"Hana"...
**[05:04] ---**
Hana? A moment?
**[05:07] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[05:10] ---**
It was always only "my senior at college"!
**[05:14] ---**
Since when did you spend
the night at a *boy's* place?!
**[05:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[05:19] ---**
No wonder she's mad.
**[05:22] ---**
But Senpai's all right!
**[05:25] ---**
You know that's not the point!
**[05:28] ---**
*You* might be fine, but Sakurai--
**[05:30] ---**
Well, he's... you know!
**[05:34] ---**
I can't really argue.
**[05:37] ---**
I think I get the gist.
**[05:39] ---**
This girl's been a terrible
bother to you all this time.
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, no, really.
**[05:45] ---**
Please--keep going.
**[05:48] ---**
Senpai!
**[05:49] ---**
What the *heck*?!
**[05:50] ---**
My looking after you is a big *bother*?
**[05:54] ---**
No, not at all. One time out of ten,
I'm grateful for it.
**[05:58] ---**
So I'm batting .100?! Why, you little--
**[06:01] ---**
What do you mean, one time out of ten?
**[06:01] ---**
I think I can see how their
time together has been going.
**[06:03] ---**
What does that even mean?
**[06:04] ---**
Calm down.
**[06:05] ---**
What am I supposed to do, huh?
**[06:07] ---**
You're a total loner!
**[06:07] ---**
They *do* seem awfully close, though.
**[06:09] ---**
But--
**[06:10] ---**
And you're only grateful *once*?
**[06:10] ---**
Sakurai must be good for Hana--as
her senior and as a friend.
**[06:12] ---**
Yeah, well--
**[06:13] ---**
Forget that! Thank me more!
**[06:16] ---**
He may look frightening, but he seems
serious enough, thank goodness.
**[06:20] ---**
All that worry for nothing.
**[06:22] ---**
Still, Hana bringing a boy home?
**[06:26] ---**
Perhaps I'll have *other* things
to worry about before long!
**[06:30] ---**
Kidding!
**[06:33] ---**
Sakurai is staring right at me.
**[06:38] ---**
Not at *me*, as such.
**[06:40] ---**
At my... *chest*?!
**[06:45] ---**
His eyes fixed so shamelessly
on this one spot...
**[06:48] ---**
We've only just met!
Don't tell me he's after my body!
**[06:52] ---**
He... He can't want me *and* my daughter?!
**[06:58] ---**
Man, I love cats.
**[07:01] ---**
Ready to start petting, Senpai?
**[07:03] ---**
Hana!
**[07:04] ---**
I mean... if I can.
**[07:07] ---**
Sa-Sakurai!
**[07:10] ---**
You probably can't just yet.
She's on high alert.
**[07:13] ---**
She's not approaching you, right?
**[07:15] ---**
"Probably"? "Yet"?!
**[07:17] ---**
She's just shy around strangers.
**[07:18] ---**
"Shy around strangers"?
**[07:21] ---**
Stop by often enough and she'll get used to you.
**[07:23] ---**
Before you know it, *she* might be coming to *you*!
**[07:26] ---**
Absolutely *not*! There is *no chance* of that!
**[07:29] ---**
What are you *saying*?!
And right in front of your mother!
**[07:32] ---**
Right. It might not fly today...
**[07:36] ---**
Huh?
**[07:39] ---**
But one day... I'd like to hold her.
**[07:44] ---**
Well, I've returned your money
and all, so I'll be leaving.
**[07:48] ---**
Oh!
**[07:49] ---**
What, so soon?
**[07:50] ---**
Yeah. I don't want to overstay my welcome.
**[07:53] ---**
Er, um...
**[07:55] ---**
Then can I come over to your place?
We can get some gaming in!
**[07:58] ---**
Sure, whatever.
**[08:01] ---**
Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye.
**[08:04] ---**
See you later, Mom!
**[08:08] ---**
Why is my heart pounding so?
**[08:12] ---**
"Cue one weird red flag"
**[08:18] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[08:21] ---**
Here you go, Mom.
**[08:23] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:24] ---**
I have work to do, so just relax
and take your time, okay?
**[08:28] ---**
Uh-huh! Good luck!
**[08:31] ---**
I came to see Hana at work.
**[08:35] ---**
And I *am* glad I could see
this previously unknown side of her.
**[08:38] ---**
But...
**[08:42] ---**
I never thought Sakurai would be here, too!
**[08:47] ---**
Well, hello! I understand you're Hana's mother?
**[08:50] ---**
She's so young!
**[08:52] ---**
Nice to meet you.
You've been so kind to my daughter.
**[08:56] ---**
No, no--she's been good to *us*.
Hana's a hard worker.
**[09:01] ---**
I understand it's her first part-time job--
**[09:03] ---**
maybe it's her cheery disposition that
lets her be so outgoing with customers.
**[09:09] ---**
Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
**[09:12] ---**
And she's a big hit with our customers, too!
**[09:16] ---**
See?
**[09:16] ---**
Eh?
**[09:18] ---**
And then--
**[09:19] ---**
Right?
**[09:21] ---**
Hello there!
**[09:22] ---**
Hana!
**[09:24] ---**
Children just love Hana.
**[09:27] ---**
"Crayon"
**[09:27] ---**
She's always happy
to spend time with bored kids.
**[09:28] ---**
C'mon, let's draw!
**[09:31] ---**
I drew a kitty!
**[09:31] ---**
Only when she's free, of course.
**[09:32] ---**
Look!
**[09:33] ---**
Wow! That's fantastic!
**[09:35] ---**
So that's how she's doing.
**[09:38] ---**
As a parent, I was honestly worried...
but I feel a little better now.
**[09:44] ---**
I'm a parent, too--I get
where you're coming from.
**[09:48] ---**
When it comes down to it, turning customers
into fans is the service industry ideal.
**[09:54] ---**
After all, fans are frequent visitors.
**[09:57] ---**
Hana gives them a reason to come.
That gives us a big advantage.
**[10:01] ---**
It's not something first-timers
can usually pull off.
**[10:04] ---**
You've got yourself a winner.
**[10:07] ---**
All this praise is more
than I can possibly bear.
**[10:11] ---**
I'm just happy she's useful.
**[10:13] ---**
There *is* one more factor that brings
those moms in on the regular.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh?
**[10:22] ---**
Do... do you mean Sakurai?
**[10:26] ---**
You know him?
**[10:28] ---**
Er... yes, s-somewhat.
**[10:30] ---**
His eyes are fierce, but once
you get past that, he's a closet hunk!
**[10:35] ---**
Not to mention tall, slim, and fit!
**[10:37] ---**
With a serious personality and good manners!
**[10:40] ---**
He checks *all* the boxes!
**[10:42] ---**
When you put it like that...
yes, I suppose, perhaps...
**[10:47] ---**
He used to be an athlete,
so he knows how to speak to his elders.
**[10:52] ---**
More than anything, though,
he's dignified--and grown-ups like that.
**[10:57] ---**
I-Is that so...
**[10:59] ---**
You know those moms are *all about* stopping
by if they can chat with a young man
**[11:04] ---**
*and* have someone look after their kids!
**[11:07] ---**
We are making *bank*!
**[11:09] ---**
Don't talk so shady about your father's café.
**[11:14] ---**
I understand how he'd make fans...
**[11:18] ---**
But what about Sakurai?
**[11:22] ---**
Huh?
**[11:23] ---**
What... *about* him?
**[11:25] ---**
Oh! Um, well, that is...
how should I put this... F-For example...
**[11:33] ---**
Does he like...
**[11:36] ---**
...married women? Older women?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh--so she's...
**[11:43] ---**
"The dawning of various realizations"
**[11:45] ---**
Boss?
**[11:48] ---**
Now that the beans are here,
I'll get the stockroom sorted.
**[11:51] ---**
I'll help!
**[11:55] ---**
There appears to be a...
significant misunderstanding.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:00] ---**
It's all right! He's no cougar hunter.
**[12:05] ---**
He's just a doofus.
**[12:07] ---**
Oh, i-is he?
**[12:09] ---**
Yes! He's always been prone
to taking things the wrong way.
**[12:13] ---**
"Married women"? Yikes.
**[12:15] ---**
Have no fear. He and your daughter
work beautifully together.
**[12:21] ---**
"Married women"? Uh-oh.
**[12:24] ---**
Yes... Yes, of course!
I don't know what I was thinking.
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, I'm mortified!
Please--forget I said anything!
**[12:33] ---**
She blushes exactly like her daughter.
**[12:33] ---**
Why, what was I even *saying*?
**[12:37] ---**
A coffee bean?
**[12:38] ---**
Yep. You have to properly mature these babies.
**[12:46] ---**
Hana? I'm going to be on my way.
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, uh-huh. Do you prefer mature adults, too?
**[12:53] ---**
Huh?
**[12:53] ---**
Mature... adults? Yeah, I guess.
That would be my preference, yeah.
**[12:58] ---**
You know, like...
there's just this overall *richness*.
**[13:03] ---**
"Richness"?
**[13:04] ---**
But an old hand would
try 'em just like that, right?
**[13:09] ---**
Apparently. Gotta take it easy, though.
**[13:12] ---**
Overindulge and you get
so excited that you can't sleep.
**[13:15] ---**
"Ex... Excited"?!
**[13:18] ---**
Wanna try with what we have? Now's your chance.
**[13:23] ---**
You know I can't!
**[13:26] ---**
Still...
**[13:28] ---**
I plan on getting a real good
taste before too long.
**[13:34] ---**
Aha! You're an old hand, Senpai!
**[13:36] ---**
Cut it out, dum-dum.
**[13:39] ---**
I knew it... he has his eye on me!
**[13:41] ---**
"The misunderstanding quietly grows deeper"
**[13:49] ---**
Yesss! I win yet again!
**[13:53] ---**
You sure are wimpy, Senpai!
**[13:56] ---**
What did you expect?
I've never played this game before!
**[13:59] ---**
That's hardly an excuse.
**[14:02] ---**
Why, I only just bought this game two days ago!
**[14:06] ---**
Although I did spend yesterday
training hard so I could kick your butt.
**[14:13] ---**
That's dirty!
**[14:14] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes to see you frustrated.
**[14:18] ---**
You say that like you're proud, you chicken!
**[14:20] ---**
Oh, is that the last howl of a dog
with its tail between its legs?
**[14:24] ---**
Ha ha, loser pooch!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm going to grab a drink.
**[14:30] ---**
Grab one for me, too!
**[14:32] ---**
Oh?
**[14:33] ---**
What? You lost, right?
One favor is the least you could do.
**[14:40] ---**
Tch. Fine.
**[14:43] ---**
Aw, man, we should have made it interesting!
**[14:47] ---**
Like, loser runs to the store
to buy the winner a new kind
**[14:49] ---**
of slightly pricey pudding!
**[14:52] ---**
Win one game and you act like you own the place.
**[14:56] ---**
Sheesh. And to think
your mom is so quiet and kind.
**[15:01] ---**
Huh?
**[15:02] ---**
Hmph!
**[15:08] ---**
Mmm-hmm! It came out great again!
**[15:14] ---**
Huh?
**[15:16] ---**
We can't--I have a husband!
**[15:19] ---**
What are you saying, Akiko?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm* the one who can treat you right!
**[15:20] ---**
That's mean, confessing your love right there!
**[15:23] ---**
No...
**[15:27] ---**
Huh?
**[15:29] ---**
Ah, what a lovely soak!
**[15:35] ---**
Oh!
**[15:37] ---**
What... What is it?
**[15:41] ---**
Nothing.
**[15:47] ---**
Does my daughter have her eye on me, too?
**[15:50] ---**
Check, please.
**[15:53] ---**
Thank you very much. Please come again!
**[15:58] ---**
Is... Is something wrong, Uzaki?
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, no, no. Don't mind me.
**[16:06] ---**
Normally she'd be all...
**[16:08] ---**
Thanks heaps!
**[16:10] ---**
Do it *right*!
**[16:14] ---**
Yow!
**[16:15] ---**
Okay, you jerk! I know you did *something*!
**[16:18] ---**
Take *that*!
**[16:18] ---**
Yes, I did! I did! I totally did!
**[16:22] ---**
Just please--stop flicking ice water at me!
**[16:25] ---**
I see. No wonder Hana's mad.
**[16:29] ---**
You tactless brute!
**[16:32] ---**
Mmm. Though it's great to
be courteous with our customers,
**[16:36] ---**
she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
**[16:38] ---**
What to do?
**[16:42] ---**
I've finished tidying up!
**[16:45] ---**
Heavens, you three!
**[16:47] ---**
Just because we have no customers
doesn't mean you can stand around chatting!
**[16:53] ---**
What's wrong, Senpai?
Why are you staring at my face like that?
**[16:58] ---**
Cut that out.
**[17:00] ---**
What might "that" be?
**[17:02] ---**
The way you're talking!
And acting! It's... it's weird!
**[17:06] ---**
Oh, my! Just yesterday
you told me to mind my manners.
**[17:11] ---**
Today you tell me to stop?
Oh, what *will* I do with you?
**[17:16] ---**
Stop! Please! It's just *awful*!
**[17:19] ---**
And no more of that silly giggle!
**[17:22] ---**
Are you all right, Senpai? If you're
feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
**[17:29] ---**
I can certainly take on your share of work.
**[17:34] ---**
Please, Senpai... take care of yourself.
**[17:42] ---**
Stop that!
**[17:44] ---**
Why do you take damage
when someone's nice to you?
**[17:50] ---**
Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
**[17:52] ---**
Why, if something were to happen to you, I...
**[17:56] ---**
Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
**[17:58] ---**
What's this fake "good junior" crap?
**[18:01] ---**
Go back to your usual screwing around!
**[18:03] ---**
Calm down, Sakurai. Your words are all jumbled.
**[18:08] ---**
You know, Sakurai?
I think Hana's just fine like this, too.
**[18:13] ---**
Farewell!
**[18:15] ---**
Please do look after your health.
**[18:18] ---**
Begging your pardon!
**[18:21] ---**
I foresee a new service offering!
**[18:23] ---**
Ami! Back off a little, would you?
**[18:27] ---**
If you find it that unpleasant,
I could always stop.
**[18:30] ---**
Really?!
**[18:32] ---**
But first...
**[18:33] ---**
Isn't there something
you have to say to me, Senpai?
**[18:39] ---**
Yeah, right! *Me*, say something to *you*?
**[18:42] ---**
Besides, all I could say right now is... *that*!
**[18:49] ---**
I messed up. I'm sorry.
**[18:53] ---**
Ooh!
**[18:53] ---**
Whoa!
**[18:56] ---**
As long as you know.
**[18:58] ---**
"Uzaki F T W"
**[19:01] ---**
The fierce and hulking Sakurai,
meekly eating crow?!
**[19:05] ---**
I smell another potential service
for the housewife market!
**[19:08] ---**
Ami! Be quiet, would you?
**[19:12] ---**
I prefer the usual Uzaki.
**[19:14] ---**
Huh?
**[19:15] ---**
Ah! There it is--Sakurai's famous...
**[19:19] ---**
"W T F Attack"
**[19:24] ---**
It's working, it's working!
**[19:29] ---**
That really is you all over, Senpai.
**[19:33] ---**
Huh? What is?
**[19:35] ---**
I'll tell you what:
**[19:36] ---**
The way you always say stuff without thinking!
**[19:40] ---**
What?! Pot, meet kettle!
**[19:43] ---**
Well, this is all *your* fault, anyway!
**[19:46] ---**
All because *you* got carried away!
**[19:47] ---**
Can we have them take on
different personas for the customers
**[19:51] ---**
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at least?
**[19:53] ---**
I know the older ladies in particular
will love meek and mild Sakurai!
**[19:57] ---**
Then this will hardly be a café anymore.
**[20:00] ---**
Could you please stop trying to put
different spins on your father's café?
**[20:04] ---**
Well, you know *your* problem?
**[20:05] ---**
And you know what *your* deal is?
**[20:07] ---**
No fighting!
**[20:09] ---**
Huh?
**[20:13] ---**
Oh!
**[20:14] ---**
Welcome.
**[20:16] ---**
Hey, now!
**[20:17] ---**
I-I'm sorry she just butted in like that.
**[20:20] ---**
This isn't really a fight.
It's what we call a lovers' quarrel.
**[20:25] ---**
No way!
**[20:25] ---**
It is *not*!
**[20:28] ---**
You can have this. So make up, okay?
***SIGN*** "Lottery Ticket" "One draw per ticket" "Uza Shopping District Association"
**[20:36] ---**
Man. Scolded by a little kid.
**[20:40] ---**
She got us good.
**[20:42] ---**
You were saying some
pretty weird stuff back there.
**[20:46] ---**
Weird stuff?
**[20:48] ---**
You know, like... "the usual Uzaki."
**[20:54] ---**
If I'm not careful, my expression'll slip!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey, look.
**[21:02] ---**
We have that ticket--let's do it!
**[21:04] ---**
Right.
**[21:07] ---**
Th-That means...
**[21:10] ---**
Congratulations are in order!
**[21:13] ---**
Huh?
**[21:14] ---**
You've won the grand prize: a two-night,
one-day trip for two to Tottori!
**[21:19] ---**
Eh?
**[21:20] ---**
Say... what?
**[21:21] ---**
"Gettin' Crabby in the Crab Prefecture"
**[21:25] ---**
"Welcome to Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport!
- Gosho Aoyama"
**[21:31] ---**
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
**[21:34] ---**
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
**[21:34] ---**
"Café Poirot"
**[21:34] ---**
I hate to ask this now...
**[21:36] ---**
What's up?
**[21:38] ---**
Are you sure you're okay coming here with me?
**[21:40] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
**[21:41] ---**
What do you mean, Senpai? You deserve it!
We won together, after all.
**[21:45] ---**
Squee! The Phantom Thief Kid!
**[21:47] ---**
He's so cool!
**[21:48] ---**
This is my first time in Tottori!
**[21:48] ---**
"Case Closed Location Guide"
**[21:50] ---**
Hey, Senpai, your eyes are
totally different. They're kinder!
**[21:54] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[21:55] ---**
Hey, those glasses actually make you look, uh...
**[21:58] ---**
Get it right for once, would you?
**[22:00] ---**
Can it! What are you trying to make me do?!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
**[23:40] ---**
But why Tottori?
**[23:41] ---**
# E10 - I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZDPG/i-want-to-hang-out-in-tottori)
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**[00:06] ---**
Let's get going!
**[00:07] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
**[00:07] ---**
Where to first?
**[00:09] ---**
Well, let's see.
**[00:11] ---**
We're in Tottori, so...
**[00:13] ---**
No Starbucks, just Sandbox!
**[00:16] ---**
Crab rich, cash poor!
**[00:18] ---**
Welcome to Tottori Prefecture!
**[00:20] ---**
What's with that guy, Senpai?
**[00:23] ---**
Don't you know, dummy? Why, he's...
**[00:26] ---**
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
**[00:32] ---**
He's a big shot.
**[00:35] ---**
We should probably hit the sand dunes first.
**[00:38] ---**
Says here we can paraglide--or go sandboarding!
**[00:41] ---**
You like the more active stuff, huh?
**[00:43] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[00:44] ---**
All solo activities, I notice.
You're going full loner here in Tottori, too!
**[00:49] ---**
And *you* still don't know when to zip it.
**[00:52] ---**
So how are we gonna get there?
**[00:54] ---**
We'll take a bus or something.
**[01:07] ---**
Yoohoo!
**[01:08] ---**
Yo!
**[01:09] ---**
Itsuhito!
**[01:10] ---**
Ami!
**[01:19] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:42] ---**
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
**[02:44] ---**
So you're both here, too!
**[02:47] ---**
Dad gave me a summer break. And then...
**[02:51] ---**
I was thinking of taking
a trip when she ran into me
**[02:53] ---**
and suggested meeting up with you two here.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh! I feel bad, you guys renting a car and all.
**[03:02] ---**
Nah, it's totally fine.
**[03:03] ---**
You're so thoughtful, Sakaki!
**[03:06] ---**
Your personality's a little iffy,
but you sure are thoughtful!
**[03:09] ---**
That personality, though...
**[03:10] ---**
Please, enough with the compliments!
**[03:13] ---**
Those weren't compliments.
**[03:15] ---**
It's definitely more convenient
to travel by car. See?
**[03:20] ---**
It's a lot *broader* than I imagined.
**[03:22] ---**
Right? A rental car is a must
if you want real freedom.
**[03:26] ---**
Spoken like a seasoned traveler.
**[03:28] ---**
You know me!
**[03:29] ---**
So went our story.
But our trip here serves another purpose.
**[03:34] ---**
That's right: Hana and Sakurai,
vacationing alone together...
**[03:38] ---**
I view their relationship as hands-off,
and even *I* couldn't stay away!
**[03:42] ---**
We've been watching over them thus far.
**[03:45] ---**
We have a duty to see
this trip through to its end!
**[03:48] ---**
And we get front-row seats! What a treat!
**[03:51] ---**
Not to mention a trip to Tottori.
**[03:53] ---**
Pure happenstance, but amusing nonetheless.
**[03:57] ---**
These two still don't know the *real* Tottori!
**[04:01] ---**
Hey, a 7-Eleven!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, yeah! So they *do* have them.
**[04:05] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes National Park"
**[04:15] ---**
When you see them in person,
they really are spectacular.
**[04:18] ---**
Aren't they? What a sight!
**[04:21] ---**
The Tottori Sand Dunes
measure 2.4 km north to south
**[04:24] ---**
and 16 km east to west.
**[04:26] ---**
They're the largest
accessible sand dunes in Japan.
**[04:31] ---**
The dune in front there is called
the Horse's Back; it's about 50 meters high.
**[04:37] ---**
It's quite popular:
you can see the entirety of the dunes
**[04:40] ---**
and take in views of
the Japan Sea from its peak.
**[04:43] ---**
Wow, nice!
**[04:47] ---**
All right, Senpai! Race you to the ocean!
**[04:50] ---**
You're on!
**[04:52] ---**
If I win, you owe me a *nashi* pear ice cream!
**[04:55] ---**
And if *I* win, *you* owe *me*
a sand-dune coffee ice cream!
**[04:59] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[05:01] ---**
Get set...
**[05:02] ---**
Go!
**[05:09] ---**
The sand's really grabbing my feet.
This is *tough*!
**[05:14] ---**
Hey, hey!
**[05:15] ---**
Wha--
**[05:16] ---**
Hey! What is *that*?
**[05:19] ---**
A sandboard, just like you were
talking about! I reserved one!
**[05:23] ---**
That's not fair!
**[05:25] ---**
Ha! A contest begins well before it starts!
**[05:29] ---**
Catch you on the flip side!
**[05:31] ---**
Dammit!
**[05:34] ---**
You'll never catch up to me, Sen... pai?
**[05:40] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[05:54] ---**
I win.
**[05:58] ---**
A competition...
against this... beautiful backdrop...
**[06:04] ---**
Have you no *soul*?
**[06:06] ---**
I admire your nerve, whining
about losing under the circumstances.
**[06:11] ---**
Still...
**[06:13] ---**
It really is beautiful.
Makes our race seem like small potatoes.
**[06:19] ---**
So I don't owe you?
**[06:20] ---**
No--you do.
**[06:25] ---**
Excuse me!
**[06:28] ---**
Could you please take our picture?
**[06:30] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[06:31] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:34] ---**
Tottori!
**[06:40] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, Atsy-pie, you look *so cool* in that shot!
**[06:45] ---**
And *you* are just *too cute*, Miho-Miho!
**[06:49] ---**
Sh-Shall we?
**[06:52] ---**
I can't walk...
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[06:57] ---**
I still have some strength left.
**[07:08] ---**
It's so round!
**[07:10] ---**
This is Japan's oldest circular school building,
originally a primary school.
**[07:16] ---**
Now dilapidated, it was due to be torn down,
**[07:20] ---**
but the many citizens who wanted it
to remain spurred officials into action,
**[07:24] ---**
and the building was reborn as a museum!
**[07:28] ---**
Now it has various local specialties on display.
**[07:31] ---**
Regional specialties, eh?
**[07:34] ---**
Like *nashi* pears?
**[07:35] ---**
Can't forget Matsuba snow crabs...
**[07:49] ---**
Figurines!
**[07:51] ---**
And Nendoroids, too!
**[07:52] ---**
Tottori is the Manga Prefecture,
the birthplace of many manga artists--
**[07:57] ---**
and home to a figurine factory as well!
**[08:00] ---**
In other words, manga and figurines
are indeed local Tottori specialties!
**[08:06] ---**
I'm starting to get that feeling, yes.
**[08:08] ---**
Really packs an irresistible punch.
**[08:11] ---**
Oh, these are adorable!
**[08:13] ---**
Senpai, buy these for me as a souvenir!
**[08:15] ---**
*Four* of them?
**[08:17] ---**
They look like four sisters--and
I want the full set!
**[08:21] ---**
Oh! Different versions! Double or nothing!
**[08:24] ---**
Double--*nothing*!
**[08:27] ---**
Tottori!
**[08:35] ---**
A rabbit!
**[08:36] ---**
And that "Mistress Himiko!" person.
**[08:39] ---**
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto.
**[08:41] ---**
Also known as Ōnamuji-no-Kami.
**[08:43] ---**
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto,
famously of "The White Hare of Inaba,"
**[08:47] ---**
in enshrined here at Hakuto Shrine.
**[08:51] ---**
Because the deity healed a hare
whose fur had been torn off by a shark,
**[08:57] ---**
the shrine is revered for its benefits
to those with skin diseases and injuries.
**[09:05] ---**
Senpai, look! Rabbit cakes!
**[09:08] ---**
Wow, those look tasty!
**[09:11] ---**
Er, Uzaki? Who's this?
**[09:14] ---**
The shop clerk.
**[09:15] ---**
Would you mind paying, please?
**[09:17] ---**
Much obliged, Senpai!
**[09:19] ---**
Now it's *my* treat?!
**[09:24] ---**
Soft and chewy and oh so delish!
**[09:27] ---**
Good for you.
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, don't be so angry. Here!
**[09:32] ---**
There's enough for you, too.
**[09:34] ---**
All right. Here goes.
**[09:37] ---**
Ack! He's gonna gobble me up!
**[09:41] ---**
Ugh! Curse you humans!
**[09:46] ---**
Nooo!
**[09:47] ---**
Will you shut up? I can't eat like this!
**[09:50] ---**
You're not gonna eat that?
**[09:53] ---**
Well! Don't mind if I do!
**[09:55] ---**
Half! In one bite!
**[09:58] ---**
Mmm-mmm-*mmm*! One more bite!
**[10:02] ---**
As if!
**[10:07] ---**
You're wide open!
**[10:09] ---**
Inattention is the greatest foe.
**[10:12] ---**
Look here...
**[10:13] ---**
Isn't it just so delicious?
**[10:15] ---**
Mmm, it sure is!
**[10:18] ---**
Okay: say "ah"!
**[10:22] ---**
Aw, you ate half of it!
**[10:29] ---**
You have to *notice* these things
*before* you go off on a roll!
**[10:33] ---**
Right...
**[10:35] ---**
Quit looking at my mouth!
**[10:41] ---**
Is this it?
**[10:42] ---**
Yes. Any minute now and they
should tweak to the truth about Tottori.
**[10:53] ---**
May our travels end without a hitch.
**[10:56] ---**
May Senpai's loner ways be healed.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm not a loner!
**[11:01] ---**
Hey, they have fortunes, Senpai!
Let's see who wins!
**[11:05] ---**
It's not a competition.
**[11:07] ---**
But sure.
**[11:09] ---**
"Number 11" "Middling Luck"
**[11:10] ---**
Ha! "Middling Luck"--this *has* to be a winner!
**[11:15] ---**
"Number 18" "Great Luck"
**[11:17] ---**
Nice try! Mine is "Great Luck"--"Great Luck"!
**[11:22] ---**
Looks like I win!
**[11:24] ---**
How's it feel to be all smug about
middling luck and then *lose*, huh? Huh?
**[11:31] ---**
I have no words.
**[11:33] ---**
Now then! What's it say?
**[11:36] ---**
"Hobbies: A gamer is best.
Personality: Preferably a loner.
**[11:40] ---**
Age: One year older.
**[11:43] ---**
Direction: Right in front of"...
**[11:47] ---**
Huh?
**[11:51] ---**
What kind of fortunes *are* these?!
**[11:53] ---**
Huh?
**[12:00] ---**
Don't tell me... is this shrine...
**[12:04] ---**
"Hakuto Shrine couples." "Search."
**[12:08] ---**
Hmph. It seems you've finally arrived.
**[12:12] ---**
You've reached the truth of Hakuto Shrine--
**[12:15] ---**
indeed, that of Tottori itself.
**[12:18] ---**
You *knew*?
**[12:19] ---**
We didn't do all that touring for nothing.
**[12:22] ---**
That myth has linked Hakuto Jinja
to healing skin conditions and injuries.
**[12:28] ---**
But *that* is just a cover!
**[12:31] ---**
That same hare arranged a match between
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto and Yagamihime.
**[12:35] ---**
And based on this, Japan's first love story,
**[12:38] ---**
Hakuto is a *matchmaking*
shrine--rivaling the shrine at Izumo!
**[12:42] ---**
And Tottori is home to two *more* sites,
**[12:44] ---**
both veritable meccas for lovers
on a par with Hakuto Shrine here.
**[12:49] ---**
Do you see what I'm saying?
**[12:52] ---**
No way...
**[12:54] ---**
That's right: to say that
"Tottori tourists" equals "couples in love"
**[12:59] ---**
is no exaggeration!
**[13:00] ---**
"It's an exaggeration"
**[13:02] ---**
That's where you two,
a man and a woman, came to visit.
**[13:04] ---**
And *this* is how everyone else saw you!
**[13:09] ---**
"I'm not too heavy, am I, darling?"
**[13:12] ---**
"You're lighter than
a Tottori dune beetle, my honey!"
**[13:16] ---**
"Mementos of my Tottori trip with you, darling!"
**[13:20] ---**
"I'll take everything on the shelf!"
**[13:23] ---**
"Oh, darling, rabbit cakes
taste best ears first."
**[13:27] ---**
"I'm a tail-first kind of guy, my honey!"
**[13:30] ---**
You have *got* to be *kidding* me!
**[13:32] ---**
But people totally did think you were a couple.
**[13:36] ---**
Ha ha! Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
**[13:39] ---**
Damn you...
**[13:39] ---**
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
**[13:41] ---**
What are you *talking* about?
Me and Senpai, all lovey-dovey? Yeah, right!
**[13:47] ---**
Oh, come off it already!
**[13:49] ---**
Why does everything have
to be about love with you, anyway?
**[13:52] ---**
Is that all there is?
Are you some kind of love fiend?
**[13:56] ---**
You really are hopeless.
**[14:02] ---**
At 1,700 meters tall, Daisen is the
highest mountain in the Chugoku region.
**[14:09] ---**
It's a destination for all seasons with
autumn color and snowy winter landscapes.
**[14:15] ---**
And it's another spot for lovers.
**[14:17] ---**
Not that again...
**[14:19] ---**
That has nothing to do with us!
**[14:22] ---**
C'mon, Senpai. Here's the lift.
**[14:27] ---**
A couple's seat! Isn't that wonderful?
**[14:30] ---**
They must be really in love!
**[14:32] ---**
Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
**[14:38] ---**
Please, go ahead.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh! You must play for the other team!
**[14:42] ---**
Oho!
**[14:43] ---**
*What* "other team"?!
**[14:44] ---**
You're dragging *me* into this?
**[14:57] ---**
I just want to enjoy my Tottori trip!
**[15:01] ---**
It really isn't like that with--
**[15:13] ---**
Uzaki!
**[15:14] ---**
Eeyeah?!
**[15:15] ---**
We came here to hang out in Tottori--that's all.
**[15:18] ---**
To visit the dunes, eat *nashi* and Matsuba crabs,
**[15:21] ---**
and have fun with all
the *Conan* and *Kitaro* stuff!
**[15:25] ---**
Right?
**[15:26] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[15:28] ---**
All right! So let's forget
the others and enjoy ourselves!
**[15:33] ---**
Senpai...
**[15:34] ---**
We'll show *them*!
**[15:36] ---**
Right on!
**[15:42] ---**
Dammit, Tottori, read the *room*!
**[15:44] ---**
Tottori!
**[15:53] ---**
"Towels used with permission
for filming purposes"
**[15:53] ---**
With 850 years of history,
Misasa is a world-class radium hot spring
**[16:00] ---**
and home to many types of hot-spring treatments.
**[16:04] ---**
It's said that any malady will be cured
after your third morning at this hot spring,
**[16:10] ---**
hence the name: written with
the characters "three" and "morning."
**[16:16] ---**
See you later.
**[16:17] ---**
Yep.
**[16:24] ---**
Phew, I'm beat.
**[16:25] ---**
We did a ton of running around today.
**[16:28] ---**
Are you sure about this? After finally
getting to share a room with Sakurai?
**[16:35] ---**
Just kidding.
**[16:38] ---**
What are you doing? That was your chance!
**[16:41] ---**
I told you, it's not like that.
**[16:45] ---**
Hey.
**[16:47] ---**
It *will* be.
**[16:50] ---**
Itsuhito...
**[16:52] ---**
Look, you're wrong, okay?
**[16:56] ---**
Senpai! Let's go to the steam bath--
**[17:06] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[17:09] ---**
At Misasa Hot Spring, the waters are
for soaking, drinking, and breathing in.
**[17:16] ---**
Inhaling the mist at this steam bath
will cure what ails you from the inside out.
**[17:22] ---**
I bet it'll heal your mean face
if you inhale enough of it.
**[17:26] ---**
Really? I better get breathing, then.
**[17:28] ---**
Hey. Rude.
**[17:30] ---**
Pretty half-hearted comeback there, Sakurai.
**[17:33] ---**
It's so hot, that's all he can manage.
**[17:37] ---**
Wow, you're sweating buckets.
**[17:39] ---**
It's never-ending.
**[17:43] ---**
Can I have your towel, Senpai?
**[17:46] ---**
Just how sweaty *are* you?
**[17:48] ---**
It's pouring out of me. Your towel...
**[17:57] ---**
Senpai, you're all damp and sticky!
**[17:59] ---**
That's *your* fault! Get off me!
**[18:05] ---**
That tickles!
**[18:06] ---**
Sorry--you're going to have to deal with it!
**[18:10] ---**
Yow! Not there!
**[18:12] ---**
Please! Save that for
the privacy of your room!
**[18:16] ---**
Eh?
**[18:25] ---**
Ah, this feels great!
**[18:27] ---**
Especially after sweating so much.
**[18:30] ---**
I was soaking wet!
Senpai wouldn't give me his towel.
**[18:35] ---**
He is *so* inconsiderate!
**[18:37] ---**
Who are you calling inconsiderate?
**[18:39] ---**
Are you eavesdropping on us? Pervert!
**[18:43] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[18:44] ---**
All that sweating must have
flushed the badness out of you.
**[18:50] ---**
Now go live an orderly life.
**[18:53] ---**
"Badness"? What "badness"?
**[18:55] ---**
*You're* the villain-faced loner introvert!
**[18:59] ---**
If only you'd sweated
out your annoyingness, too.
**[19:04] ---**
And at a hot spring, no less.
**[19:06] ---**
What an unsexy conversation.
**[19:10] ---**
All right--fine!
**[19:12] ---**
Let's see which one of us is worse!
**[19:14] ---**
Oh, you are *on*!
**[19:24] ---**
Gotcha.
**[19:39] ---**
They're just not going in...
**[19:43] ---**
All right: I've got the hang of it.
I can win this.
**[19:48] ---**
You can put those
extra balls in this box, Senpai.
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, thanks.
**[19:54] ---**
Sure thing.
**[19:55] ---**
Now then...
**[19:57] ---**
Hey!
**[19:58] ---**
Tch.
**[20:03] ---**
Hurry up, Senpai!
**[20:05] ---**
Wait up, will you?
**[20:07] ---**
Make it snappy or you're gonna lose!
**[20:11] ---**
This is tyranny!
**[20:13] ---**
So nothing changed, after all that.
**[20:16] ---**
That's all right.
They're tasty enough just as they are.
**[20:22] ---**
Are they, though?
**[20:24] ---**
A frog! What's this for?
**[20:26] ---**
What, indeed?
***SIGN*** "Matchmaking: The *Kajika* Frog"
"Rub this beloved matchmaking *kajika* frog
to make your dream match come true."
**[20:30] ---**
A matchmaking *kajika* frog?
**[20:33] ---**
"Rub to make your dream match come true."
**[20:38] ---**
I guess they *are* pretty tasty.
**[20:41] ---**
Right?
**[20:43] ---**
Thanks for the feast.
**[20:49] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
**[20:50] ---**
We *have* to finish with this place!
**[20:54] ---**
Check out all these *yōkai*, Senpai!
**[20:56] ---**
There are some I know and some I've never seen.
**[21:01] ---**
There are 177 bronze statues of *yōkai*
**[21:04] ---**
over 800 meters of this street,
which leads to Sakaiminato Station.
**[21:09] ---**
177 of them? Amazing!
**[21:12] ---**
What's this, Senpai?
**[21:14] ---**
A dragon?
**[21:16] ---**
Let's see... Nope! It's a *shiro-uneri*!
**[21:19] ---**
*Shiro... uneri*?
**[21:21] ---**
Okay, next! What's this?
**[21:24] ---**
A crayfish?
**[21:25] ---**
Bzzt! An *amikiri*!
**[21:27] ---**
These are tough. What's the next one?
**[21:30] ---**
Right here!
**[21:31] ---**
A yeti!
**[21:32] ---**
*Keukegen*! What's this "yeti" stuff?
That's not even Japanese--whoa!
**[21:38] ---**
Dammit. You try this next one. Here.
**[21:41] ---**
Wait: this is--aw!
**[21:43] ---**
*Rokuro-Kubi*! It's *Rokuro-Kubi*!
**[21:45] ---**
*I* knew *that* one!
**[21:49] ---**
Okay, moving on!
**[21:49] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
**[21:54] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
**[21:54] ---**
Yep, this is the place.
**[21:55] ---**
The Mizuki Shigeru Museum is a must-see.
**[22:03] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
**[23:40] ---**
# E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03Z52/does-sakurai-want-to-hang-out-too)
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**[00:05] ---**
Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
**[00:07] ---**
Can I come over?
**[00:10] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[00:11] ---**
Great! I'll be right there.
**[00:16] ---**
Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
**[00:20] ---**
Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
**[00:23] ---**
But...
**[00:25] ---**
...she always leaves her junk here!
**[00:30] ---**
I'm going to have to say something.
**[00:37] ---**
There she is, the jerk.
**[00:41] ---**
Check out the jumbo beanbag
I bought today, Senpai!
**[00:45] ---**
See? It's a big ol' frog!
**[00:47] ---**
It's *way too big*!
**[00:48] ---**
But it comes with a *little* frog!
**[00:51] ---**
Okay, that's cute... but still!
**[01:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
**[02:26] ---**
What's your take on this place?
**[02:29] ---**
My take? Oh, like spiritually?
**[02:32] ---**
Don't sweat it. The person
behind you is just passing through.
**[02:38] ---**
That's not what I meant!
Cut that out--I'm serious!
**[02:42] ---**
*Your* stuff is taking over *my* apartment!
**[02:45] ---**
Start taking some of it home *today*!
**[02:48] ---**
What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
**[02:53] ---**
I mean, I'm always sitting on
the floor for our gaming marathons.
**[02:57] ---**
My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
**[03:02] ---**
Isn't it the host's responsibility
to make his living space welcoming?
**[03:08] ---**
Or would you rather be responsible
for my butt cramping up?
**[03:12] ---**
The nerve...
**[03:15] ---**
Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
**[03:18] ---**
Fine. The beanbag can stay.
**[03:22] ---**
*But*!
**[03:24] ---**
*This* is the problem!
**[03:26] ---**
Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
**[03:29] ---**
Don't pretend it's not on you!
**[03:31] ---**
You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
**[03:34] ---**
Ugh, what a drag!
**[03:36] ---**
And no fun until we're finished.
**[03:38] ---**
Aw!
**[03:39] ---**
Everything you don't need goes
in this garbage bag today.
**[03:42] ---**
Everything you *do* need goes home with you.
**[03:44] ---**
Fine...
**[03:45] ---**
"The 1008 Lousy Cats"
"Boring D-movie DVD"
**[03:46] ---**
This?
**[03:47] ---**
Don't need it.
**[03:47] ---**
"Paper bags, large and small"
**[03:48] ---**
These?
**[03:49] ---**
Nope.
**[03:49] ---**
"Empty toy capsules"
**[03:51] ---**
And these?
**[03:51] ---**
Nuh-uh.
**[03:52] ---**
See? You don't need *any* of this!
**[03:54] ---**
Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
**[03:56] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[03:58] ---**
Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
**[04:01] ---**
And something that's really been bugging me...
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, this?
**[04:07] ---**
This is a real laugh!
**[04:11] ---**
You blow through this thing here.
**[04:15] ---**
Like so.
**[04:25] ---**
Well?
**[04:27] ---**
Toss it.
**[04:28] ---**
What?! But it's funny!
It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
**[04:33] ---**
Who cares? Besides, you only
left it here because you didn't need it.
**[04:38] ---**
True, true.
**[04:40] ---**
That was too easy! I *knew* you didn't need it!
**[04:43] ---**
It's like, sometimes I have to show things
to you first before it's all settled.
**[04:47] ---**
What the hell?!
**[04:50] ---**
There we go. Nice and roomy again.
**[04:55] ---**
I'm pooped!
**[04:56] ---**
It was only some huge chore because you'd
brought all that crap over.
**[05:01] ---**
I know where this is going.
**[05:03] ---**
Buying all those extra phone chargers...
You just don't *think*, do you?
**[05:09] ---**
Yep: it's lecture time.
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:14] ---**
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
**[05:17] ---**
Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
**[05:24] ---**
See, you're always... huh?
**[05:27] ---**
What's with the bag?
**[05:30] ---**
Did you put that in there?
**[05:32] ---**
Oh, uh...
**[05:33] ---**
No, that's something else.
**[05:36] ---**
Are you *kidding* me?
Now you're putting your stuff in my *fri*--
**[05:43] ---**
I-Is this...
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[05:46] ---**
I thought I'd cook for us today.
It's been a while.
**[05:52] ---**
Uzaki, I... well...
**[05:56] ---**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have jumped to conclusions.
**[06:01] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:02] ---**
Yeah?
**[06:03] ---**
What would you like for
the main dish? Fish or beef?
**[06:08] ---**
Fish.
**[06:15] ---**
I'm sorry about earlier.
And... this is really good.
**[06:21] ---**
I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
**[06:27] ---**
He's so easy.
**[06:30] ---**
Sakurai?
**[06:32] ---**
Yes?
**[06:34] ---**
Want to try your hand at food prep?
**[06:36] ---**
Eh?
**[06:37] ---**
Why not? It'd be a big help if
you could handle cooking, too.
**[06:42] ---**
Uh, but I--
**[06:43] ---**
Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? *Can* you cook?
**[06:47] ---**
Are you sure about this?
It's not as easy as it looks!
**[06:52] ---**
I'll do it.
**[06:53] ---**
Oh! Will you, now?
**[06:55] ---**
Seriously?
**[06:56] ---**
You probably think I can't
cook my way out of a paper bag.
**[07:00] ---**
It just so happens I *do* cook from time to time!
**[07:05] ---**
Um... what is this?
**[07:08] ---**
Spaghetti Napolitan.
**[07:12] ---**
What on earth?
**[07:14] ---**
Wow.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
**[07:27] ---**
Too much laughing!
**[07:29] ---**
I'm just doing what you told me to do!
**[07:32] ---**
L-L-Let me go!
**[07:35] ---**
Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
**[07:52] ---**
Harder, Senpai...
**[07:57] ---**
Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
**[08:07] ---**
That's enough! My hands are tired!
**[08:10] ---**
Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
**[08:16] ---**
I was surprised to see you here
for a crash course in cooking.
**[08:20] ---**
Sorry about that.
I'd intended to do it at my place.
**[08:24] ---**
He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
**[08:27] ---**
Besides, Mom, you're *my* cooking instructor!
**[08:32] ---**
Thank you in advance.
**[08:39] ---**
Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
**[08:44] ---**
You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
**[08:48] ---**
That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
**[08:52] ---**
Hana! Hey!
**[08:53] ---**
It's okay. I get that all the time.
**[08:57] ---**
All the time?
**[08:58] ---**
Well... you know.
**[09:00] ---**
I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
**[09:05] ---**
What's this?
**[09:06] ---**
I've been having a normal conversation
with Sakurai all this time!
**[09:09] ---**
But how?
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
**[09:19] ---**
When I can't see those eyes of his,
he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
**[09:27] ---**
Huh? It's fine, really.
**[09:33] ---**
Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
**[09:36] ---**
I have laundry to put away, so...
**[09:39] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
**[09:46] ---**
Want something to drink, Senpai?
I bet you got a little sweaty.
**[09:50] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[09:55] ---**
*Cats*.
**[10:00] ---**
I was anxious at first, but I managed
to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
**[10:04] ---**
He really is a serious and kind person,
just like the people at his job said.
**[10:09] ---**
And now I know I'm fine
as long as I don't look at his eyes.
**[10:13] ---**
Yes, I've made great strides today.
**[10:16] ---**
And just think: a boy wanting
to learn how to cook!
**[10:20] ---**
Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
**[10:25] ---**
I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
**[10:28] ---**
You *did* say you wanted to get some petting in.
**[10:30] ---**
*Petting*?!
**[10:33] ---**
Not with high-alert mode still active.
**[10:36] ---**
I'd hate to scare anyone off.
**[10:38] ---**
I-I-I-I mean, I *am* scared, but-but-but I never--
**[10:43] ---**
It's fine! I saw that one
sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
**[10:48] ---**
I... I was looking at him,
sure--but not like *that*!
**[10:51] ---**
You just gotta *go* for it! Bam!
**[10:53] ---**
Hana?!
**[10:54] ---**
No--I should be more of a gentleman.
**[10:58] ---**
Sakurai?!
**[10:59] ---**
Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
**[11:03] ---**
I just do *not* understand kids these days!
**[11:05] ---**
And why is Hana trying
to pimp out her own mother?!
**[11:10] ---**
No. I can't give up. There's still time!
**[11:15] ---**
I'm back...
**[11:17] ---**
I have to put these kids on the right
path--show them the error of their ways!
**[11:22] ---**
Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
**[11:26] ---**
*That* is an adult's *duty*!
**[11:33] ---**
Homemade's the best!
**[11:34] ---**
Right?!
**[11:41] ---**
It really is your treat today?
**[11:43] ---**
Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
**[11:47] ---**
All riiight! I've been thinking
about rock-climbing for a while now.
**[11:52] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[11:54] ---**
That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
how fun it is to get my body moving.
**[11:59] ---**
I see. Most pick-up
sports tend to be ball games,
**[12:04] ---**
but rock-climbing really
has you using your muscles.
**[12:08] ---**
Your strength control is all over the place!
**[12:11] ---**
Phrasing!
**[12:13] ---**
In rock climbing,
**[12:15] ---**
you use these holds
to move up this climbing wall.
**[12:18] ---**
The general rule is to
start from a hold labeled S
**[12:20] ---**
and climb to another
labeled G in the same color.
**[12:25] ---**
You'll start out with holds
meant for all four limbs.
**[12:29] ---**
Look for the same color labels
as you make your way up.
**[12:36] ---**
Looking good!
**[12:46] ---**
Okay!
**[12:47] ---**
Good job up there. How'd it feel?
**[12:51] ---**
That was *fun*!
**[12:53] ---**
I'm dying here!
**[12:56] ---**
Complete opposites...
**[12:58] ---**
I couldn't even... think...
my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
**[13:05] ---**
Enough...
**[13:07] ---**
I don't know about this sport...
**[13:10] ---**
No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, I bet. Your face is just
glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
**[13:16] ---**
See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
**[13:21] ---**
*You're* the weirdo for
actually *liking* this extreme stuff!
**[13:25] ---**
How do you have so much energy?
**[13:27] ---**
I work out in my spare time.
**[13:30] ---**
I bet you're just sore
because you can't one-up me here.
**[13:34] ---**
What?! I'm not *either*
sore--not in the slightest!
**[13:38] ---**
Great job training up
those useless muscles of yours!
**[13:41] ---**
Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
**[13:44] ---**
Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
**[13:49] ---**
The rules are the same as last time,
but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
**[13:54] ---**
This is a rope-climbing wall;
you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
**[13:59] ---**
I'll go first.
**[14:02] ---**
You catch your breath.
**[14:04] ---**
Bleah.
**[14:09] ---**
I get it... the height on
this one makes it even tougher.
**[14:13] ---**
Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
**[14:19] ---**
Whoops! Where's my foothold?
**[14:22] ---**
And I can't look down, either.
**[14:25] ---**
Move your other leg first, Senpai.
**[14:28] ---**
Step with your right foot first--then
it'll be smooth sailing.
**[14:31] ---**
Where to?
**[14:32] ---**
Just above your right knee.
**[14:35] ---**
I'm not getting it. Where?
**[14:38] ---**
He's holding himself up with his arms!
Is he really a beginner?
**[14:42] ---**
He looks like some kind of insect.
**[14:45] ---**
That was pretty fun!
**[14:47] ---**
Look at you, completely unfazed.
**[14:49] ---**
You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
**[14:52] ---**
Have you recovered, Uzaki?
**[14:55] ---**
He's having so much fun,
my jabs don't reach him!
**[14:58] ---**
Shouldn't you be resting?
**[15:01] ---**
What?! I can *totally* do this! Just watch!
**[15:06] ---**
What are *you* so mad about?
**[15:12] ---**
You all right, Uzaki?
**[15:15] ---**
I... can't do this.
**[15:17] ---**
She looks like a chrysalis.
**[15:20] ---**
I'll just stay here forever.
**[15:22] ---**
Can't go forward, can't go back.
I'll spend my life here.
**[15:26] ---**
That's a weird way to pout.
**[15:29] ---**
I'll lower the rope.
Go ahead and relax your body.
**[15:35] ---**
That was a little too much, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
Rest a while. Let me know
when you're ready to go again.
**[15:41] ---**
But...
**[15:42] ---**
You look like you're done
for today. Want to leave?
**[15:46] ---**
Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
**[15:51] ---**
But...
**[15:52] ---**
You're having fun, aren't you?
Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
**[16:00] ---**
Man, you got me.
**[16:01] ---**
Never thought you'd pick a contest
where you had the complete upper hand.
**[16:05] ---**
I hereby wave the white flag
at your cheap and heartless trap.
**[16:10] ---**
If you feel bad about it,
you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
**[16:14] ---**
Why, you little...
**[16:29] ---**
You look like you did back
in high school, Sakurai-*senpai*.
**[16:40] ---**
"Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
"Kano and Uzaki-*chan*"
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, you didn't have to stop for *us*!
**[16:59] ---**
Sorry to interrupt!
**[17:02] ---**
That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
**[17:05] ---**
C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
We said we're sorry!
**[17:09] ---**
You look like a stray cat who's
trying to say "Never trust a human!"
**[17:14] ---**
Can't say I'm surprised, though.
This *is* the same senpai who's into solo movies!
**[17:20] ---**
You *would* be doing solo karaoke!
**[17:22] ---**
Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
**[17:27] ---**
Apologies for the late addition.
**[17:29] ---**
We were out drinking and
decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
**[17:32] ---**
That's when we spotted *you* here!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, order us some beers, would you?
**[17:38] ---**
I am *definitely* going further
afield for karaoke from now on.
**[17:41] ---**
"Solo Karaoke"
**[17:42] ---**
Solo karaoke!
**[17:44] ---**
True to its name, it's using an
entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
**[17:48] ---**
It's an effective way to practice songs
without worrying about an audience,
**[17:52] ---**
and its adherents are growing in number.
**[17:56] ---**
"However!"
**[17:57] ---**
However!
**[17:58] ---**
Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
**[17:58] ---**
"Karaoke is a group activity"
**[18:03] ---**
so if you're spotted going solo,
**[18:05] ---**
odds are you'll be teased
at school or work the next day.
**[18:07] ---**
"Reception"
**[18:08] ---**
Even the reception desk...
**[18:10] ---**
Loner loser.
**[18:11] ---**
...is no stranger to this sentiment.
**[18:13] ---**
But compared to the shame of being
unable to sing well in front of friends,
**[18:18] ---**
compared to the embarrassment
of whiffing the rap part,
**[18:21] ---**
such treatment is nothing!
**[18:22] ---**
In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
**[18:25] ---**
requires a psyche that stands apart!
**[18:30] ---**
C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
**[18:34] ---**
You damn drunk...
**[18:36] ---**
Look, even if we all go to the
same college and work together,
**[18:42] ---**
you two need to respect people's privacy!
**[18:46] ---**
Enough with the maracas!
**[18:49] ---**
Hey, Hana!
**[18:50] ---**
Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
**[18:55] ---**
Huh?
**[18:56] ---**
Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
**[19:00] ---**
Sure.
**[19:02] ---**
We're back!
**[19:04] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:06] ---**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[19:08] ---**
They were loaning out cosplay outfits
at the front desk, so we tried some on!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm kinda embarrassed!
**[19:14] ---**
But why?
**[19:15] ---**
C'mon, it's fine!
**[19:17] ---**
Here, have a drink.
**[19:23] ---**
Wh-Why am I in the middle?
**[19:25] ---**
Call it a little bonus.
**[19:27] ---**
We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
**[19:32] ---**
These guns are *incredible*.
**[19:35] ---**
Aren't you crowding him
a little over there, Ami?
**[19:40] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[19:44] ---**
Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
**[19:48] ---**
Is it not to your liking?
**[19:49] ---**
"Sakurai is confused!"
**[19:49] ---**
It's not about liking or disliking
or this liking or that liking...
**[19:53] ---**
I'm begging you--spare me!
**[19:56] ---**
You're a tough customer. Very well!
**[19:59] ---**
How's *this*?
**[20:02] ---**
Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
**[20:06] ---**
Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
**[20:09] ---**
You're fine, just fine!
It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
**[20:15] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[20:18] ---**
I was just thinking that this is
no place for anyone in his right mind.
**[20:24] ---**
So chill!
**[20:26] ---**
I guess I *am* the only sober one here.
**[20:30] ---**
Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
**[20:32] ---**
Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
**[20:34] ---**
Yahoo!
**[20:34] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:38] ---**
I like that about you, Sakurai!
**[20:40] ---**
Sure, yeah, thanks.
**[20:42] ---**
Anything I say now will
only escalate the situation.
**[20:46] ---**
I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
**[20:49] ---**
Can I put in the next song?
**[20:51] ---**
Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
**[20:53] ---**
Can I order more drinks?
**[20:54] ---**
Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
**[20:57] ---**
Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
**[21:01] ---**
Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, wow, I never thought
you'd give a straight answer.
**[21:10] ---**
No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
**[21:13] ---**
Pervert.
**[21:19] ---**
C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
**[21:25] ---**
I think I'll have that drink now.
**[21:36] ---**
That you, Uzaki?
**[21:38] ---**
Hey, about yesterday...
when I said "bunny girl," I--
**[21:46] ---**
What happened?! Here, come inside.
I'll grab a towel.
**[21:50] ---**
Senpai.
**[21:53] ---**
I can't hang out with you anymore.
**[21:58] ---**
Huh?
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 12: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out More!"
**[23:40] ---**
Senpai!
# E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW42D/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out-more)
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**[00:05] ---**
I can't hang out with you anymore.
**[00:08] ---**
Huh?
**[00:10] ---**
I... I did something
that can't be undone. Again.
**[00:15] ---**
Now just calm down and tell me why. Okay?
**[00:19] ---**
But... I don't want to be a bother...
**[00:22] ---**
Idiot. Who cares about that now?
If there's anything I can do, I'll do it!
**[00:29] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:31] ---**
Did you just say you'd do *anything*?
**[00:36] ---**
Well, that's not--
**[00:38] ---**
What's with that face?
**[00:40] ---**
I discovered I hadn't even *touched* that report
I had for homework over summer break!
**[00:46] ---**
What?
**[00:47] ---**
Same screw-up as last year!
**[00:50] ---**
Why do college students still
get summer homework, anyway?
**[00:56] ---**
Now my mom's mad,
my little brother's teasing me--it's awful!
**[01:02] ---**
Hey! Why'd you close the door?!
**[01:04] ---**
If you want me to hang out with you
this summer, help me with my report!
**[01:08] ---**
Shut up! Do it yourself!
**[01:11] ---**
Oh, c'mon! Please? Senpai!
**[01:14] ---**
Senpai! Open up! Senpai!
**[01:15] ---**
She really is hopeless.
**[01:26] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:49] ---**
"Episode 12: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out More!"
**[02:54] ---**
That's Hana, all right.
**[02:56] ---**
It's not funny.
**[02:58] ---**
She's getting more comfortable by the day.
**[03:01] ---**
I'm telling you; she must have been
hiding her claws way back when.
**[03:05] ---**
Meow.
**[03:06] ---**
I see...
**[03:08] ---**
Oh, boss, let me handle the heavy stuff.
**[03:11] ---**
Please. This is nothing.
**[03:17] ---**
Boss!
**[03:20] ---**
Threw out your back, huh?
That hasn't happened in a while.
**[03:24] ---**
W-We'll close for today.
I'll get to the chiropractor.
**[03:32] ---**
I guess we have no choice.
**[03:34] ---**
Who has a driver's license?
**[03:37] ---**
I do.
**[03:37] ---**
I'm making an appointment at the clinic.
**[03:40] ---**
Could you take Dad there in our car?
**[03:43] ---**
Hana, you and I will close up.
**[03:45] ---**
Got it.
**[03:45] ---**
Got it.
**[03:47] ---**
*Or*...
**[03:49] ---**
*I* could be manager for a day.
**[03:54] ---**
And I'll come back to find
my café's been hijacked. Close it.
**[04:01] ---**
"Closed"
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks for cleaning up.
**[04:06] ---**
Here. It's on the house.
**[04:07] ---**
Yay! Thank you!
**[04:12] ---**
How's it compare to Dad's?
**[04:14] ---**
It's good!
**[04:16] ---**
I like the depth of flavor in his coffee,
but I like the fresh taste of yours, too.
**[04:22] ---**
Will you inherit the café one day?
**[04:25] ---**
Inherit it? Yeah, I'd like that.
**[04:27] ---**
Or... *take* it, maybe?
**[04:30] ---**
Why reword it to sound so threatening?
**[04:34] ---**
It won't be happening anytime soon, though.
**[04:37] ---**
There's so much I still need
to be able to run a business.
**[04:41] ---**
A driver's license, for one thing.
**[04:43] ---**
"Chiropractic Clinic"
**[04:45] ---**
Thank goodness Sakurai was around today.
**[04:55] ---**
He's always been like that:
surly but accommodating.
**[04:59] ---**
Don't be afraid to use him.
**[05:01] ---**
He's not a *tool*, Hana--
**[05:04] ---**
Huh?
**[05:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:07] ---**
Nothing.
**[05:09] ---**
What were you two like in high school, anyway?
**[05:13] ---**
Eh?
**[05:14] ---**
You were in the swim club together, right?
**[05:16] ---**
Did you flirt--er,
hang out then like you do now?
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, we actually started hanging out
a little after we started college.
**[05:25] ---**
Huh! That's a tad surprising.
**[05:29] ---**
We only saw each other
for club business in high school.
**[05:32] ---**
Even the first time we met--
**[05:34] ---**
Let's see... it was...
**[05:36] ---**
The swim club?
**[05:38] ---**
I'm not much of a swimmer...
**[05:41] ---**
No, no--you'd be a manager!
**[05:43] ---**
You're not in any club, are you?
We can both join!
**[05:46] ---**
I know some cute third-years
there from middle school. C'mon!
**[05:50] ---**
I don't know...
**[05:53] ---**
Please! I'm too chicken to go alone!
**[05:56] ---**
What the heck?
**[06:00] ---**
We have two first-year
managers joining us today.
**[06:04] ---**
Look after them, all right?
**[06:08] ---**
Calm down! Ugh, pathetic!
**[06:11] ---**
As you can see, we're a pretty big bunch.
**[06:14] ---**
It won't be easy, but do your best.
**[06:16] ---**
Okay!
**[06:17] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[06:19] ---**
This third-year manager will show you the ropes.
**[06:23] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:24] ---**
Sure thing.
**[06:26] ---**
Welcome!
**[06:27] ---**
Thanks for having us.
**[06:30] ---**
Let me explain what you'll be doing.
**[06:32] ---**
Mornin'!
**[06:33] ---**
Ah, Sakurai.
**[06:35] ---**
Sorry I'm late. I was cleanin' up.
**[06:37] ---**
We've got two new first-year managers today.
**[06:41] ---**
Yeah? That's somethin'.
**[06:43] ---**
N-Nice to meet y--
**[06:47] ---**
Hey. I'm Sakurai. Second-year.
**[06:53] ---**
I'm gonna go warm up.
**[06:54] ---**
Good luck!
**[06:56] ---**
S-So scary! Those eyes--too fierce!
**[07:01] ---**
We *have* upperclassmen like that?!
**[07:03] ---**
It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit!
**[07:05] ---**
He's so frightening! Just... yikes!
**[07:09] ---**
Hana?
**[07:11] ---**
So, yeah, that first impression was the pits.
**[07:15] ---**
Huh! His eyes never
really bothered me all that much.
**[07:21] ---**
But as you know, he's a serious,
earnest person at heart.
**[07:27] ---**
Attaboy, Sakurai! That's a new record!
**[07:29] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:31] ---**
These're heavy. I got this.
**[07:33] ---**
Thank you, Sakurai.
**[07:35] ---**
Go for a new record! You can do it, Senpai!
**[07:40] ---**
Aren't you hungry?
**[07:44] ---**
He's just so awkward
and prone to misunderstandings...
**[07:48] ---**
I realized right away
that he wasn't scary at all.
**[07:52] ---**
And so you got friendlier
and friendlier with Sakurai.
**[07:57] ---**
You even started to talk like him.
**[08:02] ---**
Huh?
**[08:03] ---**
Eh? I mean, you haven't
been talking slangy with me.
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
**[08:09] ---**
Wait, what? Do you only talk
like that when Sakurai's around?
**[08:19] ---**
I-I'll be on my way!
That's enough remin... reminiscin'!
**[08:23] ---**
Oh! I'm sorry! I must have touched a nerve!
**[08:27] ---**
Hadn't you noticed?
**[08:31] ---**
Goodbye! I'll be...
**[08:33] ---**
...seein' ya!
**[08:37] ---**
Did I just dig up a landmine?
**[08:39] ---**
Or the greatest treasure around?
**[08:47] ---**
Either way, I've *got* to get her to talk!
**[08:53] ---**
I've been thinking:
**[08:55] ---**
What's Senpai like when he's drunk?
**[09:02] ---**
I realized I've never
actually seen him like that.
**[09:06] ---**
Does he cry? Laugh?
Get combative? I can't picture it.
**[09:10] ---**
Hmm... Usually you reveal
whatever you've been holding back.
**[09:16] ---**
Personally, I'd like him
to be a strip-naked drunk!
**[09:19] ---**
That's personal, all right.
**[09:23] ---**
Sakurai can hold his liquor,
so he might not get drunk at all.
**[09:27] ---**
Sak's no lightweight, but he *does* get drunk.
**[09:31] ---**
He just knows his limits and sticks to them.
**[09:35] ---**
Aha! So one of Senpai's rare
friends has seen him drunk!
**[09:41] ---**
"Rare friends"? Jeez...
**[09:43] ---**
So what was he like?
How much does he have to put away?
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, are you trying to go
after Sak while he's asleep?
**[09:52] ---**
No. I hate that *he's* seen
*my* booze-related screw-ups.
**[09:56] ---**
I'm trying to drag him down with me.
**[09:59] ---**
I mean, I think you had it coming...
**[10:01] ---**
C'mon, please! This is the perfect time
for scheming, with Senpai off work!
**[10:07] ---**
I guess you can't cause *too* much trouble.
**[10:13] ---**
But she could cause some *fun*.
**[10:15] ---**
Hooray! Thanks a ton!
**[10:18] ---**
We'll need to set up a drinking party.
**[10:20] ---**
What's a good time?
**[10:22] ---**
Given how it went with you last time,
Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, no! Hana's mad at me!
**[10:34] ---**
Whatever did you do to make
Hana shut you out, daughter of mine?
**[10:43] ---**
Hey, you're here! Come on in.
**[10:45] ---**
H-Hey there...
**[10:48] ---**
Why'd you want to come over
to drink all of a sudden?
**[10:51] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[10:53] ---**
I-I finished my report, okay?
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, you did? Well, that's good.
**[10:58] ---**
Let's go all-out today!
I'll handle the cooking, see?
**[11:05] ---**
The going-home's the hard part with Sak,
so he rarely drinks when he's out.
**[11:09] ---**
Which means he'll lower
his guard if he's at home.
**[11:12] ---**
Phase 1: check!
**[11:15] ---**
Wow... You really are a great cook, Uzaki.
**[11:21] ---**
Go on, eat up!
**[11:23] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
**[11:25] ---**
Who knew you could make chili shrimp at home?
**[11:31] ---**
Yum! You're a real pro!
**[11:34] ---**
Now *that* is an exaggeration.
**[11:39] ---**
Put out spicy snacks with
a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
**[11:43] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** "They Attack in Packs!" "Massive!" "The Original Shark Movie!"
**[11:45] ---**
I rented some DVDs, Senpai. Wanna watch?
**[11:48] ---**
We've got five different killer-shark flicks!
**[11:50] ---**
Ooh!
**[11:52] ---**
Distract him from his drinking
so he won't think about how much he's having.
**[11:58] ---**
Phases 2 and 3: check!
**[12:04] ---**
And since Sak tends to match
or beat whoever he's with,
**[12:07] ---**
if *you're* drinking,
he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
**[12:10] ---**
Pretend you're drinking... just pretend...
**[12:14] ---**
Here, Senpai. Have some more!
**[12:16] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:26] ---**
Now for the main event, Senpai!
**[12:26] ---**
"Don't drink too much or
make anyone else drink too much"
**[12:30] ---**
When Sak's drunk, he's useless.
**[12:33] ---**
Useless?
**[12:35] ---**
He can hold a conversation of sorts,
but his judgment is way off.
**[12:39] ---**
And he starts looking
really sloppy, too. Sloppy Sak.
**[12:44] ---**
Oho!
**[12:45] ---**
That's pretty useless, all right!
**[12:47] ---**
*You* seem happy.
**[12:49] ---**
In that state, Sak can't lie--and
forget trying to be cool.
**[12:53] ---**
His mental defenses are zero!
**[12:58] ---**
He's big on minding his limits because
he doesn't want to show that side to anyone.
**[13:05] ---**
You sure do look like
you're feeling no pain, Senpai.
**[13:11] ---**
Cut that out...
**[13:15] ---**
I'd never even dreamed
of this level of vulnerability!
**[13:19] ---**
Uzaki...
**[13:21] ---**
What's up?
**[13:22] ---**
Y'know... thanks... for all your cooking.
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, is that where you're going?
**[13:32] ---**
Though I'd be happier if you could give me
your honest opinions *without* the alcohol.
**[13:39] ---**
Can't do that... too shy.
**[13:43] ---**
So you've been holding back?
**[13:45] ---**
Well, here's your chance to come out
with allll the stuff you couldn't say before!
**[13:52] ---**
Love...
**[14:06] ---**
...your cooking...
**[14:27] ---**
I stopped by to see how it was going.
**[14:33] ---**
Good thing I told Uzaki
to leave the door unlocked.
**[14:37] ---**
Hey, Sak, you okay?
**[14:41] ---**
Itsuhito? What are you...
**[14:44] ---**
Don't worry about that.
**[14:45] ---**
Look, I laid out your futon. Get in there.
**[14:49] ---**
'Kay...
**[14:55] ---**
You should be under covers, too, Uzaki.
**[15:06] ---**
Sleep easy. I'll lock up.
**[15:09] ---**
Yeah... thanks...
**[15:15] ---**
Sweet dreams.
**[15:18] ---**
Something...
**[15:20] ---**
...is weird about this...
**[15:24] ---**
But what?
**[15:24] ---**
But what?
**[15:47] ---**
Why is she in my futon?
**[15:47] ---**
Why is he in my futon?
**[15:54] ---**
Hmm. I see.
**[15:57] ---**
So neither of you remember
anything about last night.
**[16:02] ---**
Right...
**[16:04] ---**
You didn't have to come in
on your day off, you know.
**[16:08] ---**
I had my suspicions and *gave* them today off.
**[16:12] ---**
W-Well, why don't you try remembering
things in order, one by one?
**[16:17] ---**
One by one?
**[16:17] ---**
One by one?
**[16:20] ---**
I definitely remember making dinner...
**[16:24] ---**
And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
**[16:27] ---**
A crazed shark slammed
into the hero of the third movie,
**[16:32] ---**
who then got reincarnated into some other world.
**[16:34] ---**
I was like, "He's crazy strong!"
**[16:37] ---**
I *think* that's all I can remember...
**[16:40] ---**
What kind of movie is *that*?
**[16:42] ---**
After that... I enjoyed Senpai's
pitiful tipsiness for a while.
**[16:48] ---**
Hey!
**[16:48] ---**
I get the sense it was *extremely* amusing.
**[16:51] ---**
*Hey*!
**[16:52] ---**
And when I woke up,
we were in the same futon somehow.
**[16:58] ---**
"Closed"
**[17:00] ---**
Apologies. Could you say that again?
**[17:03] ---**
We're listening closely this time.
**[17:06] ---**
Talk about an obvious bribe!
**[17:08] ---**
You heard me the first time!
**[17:13] ---**
When I woke up, Uzaki was beside me.
**[17:16] ---**
Did they do it?!
**[17:18] ---**
Shinichi!
**[17:19] ---**
We didn't do *anything*!
I really can't remember at all!
**[17:24] ---**
If you don't remember,
you can't be *sure* you didn't do anything.
**[17:28] ---**
Right?
**[17:30] ---**
These two really are a pain at times like this.
**[17:33] ---**
W-Well, I was there, and I'm saying
nothing happened! Isn't that enough?
**[17:37] ---**
Two young people and nothing happened?!
*That's* the problem here!
**[17:42] ---**
You're *mad* at me?!
**[17:44] ---**
Tell them, Uzaki!
You were up longer than me, right?
**[17:49] ---**
I'm trying to remember...
**[17:52] ---**
It's all so fuzzy. I can't say for sure that I--
**[18:01] ---**
Love...
**[18:04] ---**
Why are you grinning?!
**[18:06] ---**
Was I?
**[18:10] ---**
You don't actually remember
anything from last night, do you?
**[18:15] ---**
Something definitely happened.
**[18:17] ---**
Something good. And yet...
**[18:21] ---**
All we can do is imagine whatever
marvelous event it could have been!
**[18:25] ---**
I should have joined them--even
if I had to force my way in!
**[18:29] ---**
Why is my daughter like this?
**[18:33] ---**
Please let me tag along next time!
**[18:36] ---**
Uh, yeah, sure.
**[18:38] ---**
At your place again!
**[18:40] ---**
What for?
**[18:42] ---**
Buy a guest futon, would you?
**[18:44] ---**
How about you go *home*?
**[18:46] ---**
Hey, how about we do it again today?
Two nights in a row!
**[18:51] ---**
Huh?
**[18:52] ---**
What are you talking about?
Classes start again tomorrow.
**[18:57] ---**
Huh?
**[18:58] ---**
"Huh" nothing.
**[19:01] ---**
Aha. I see. Huh.
**[19:04] ---**
So that means...
**[19:06] ---**
Summer break... is over?
**[19:09] ---**
That's right.
**[19:11] ---**
She's acting like it's the end of the world.
**[19:14] ---**
Did you seriously just realize this?
**[19:17] ---**
Then I guess... I'll just be
sleeping until winter break...
**[19:24] ---**
Is hanging out the only
thing you ever think about?
**[19:33] ---**
Hana! Time to wake up!
**[19:37] ---**
Okay...
**[19:43] ---**
Morning...
**[20:00] ---**
Mom, Hana's looking even more dopey than usual.
**[20:06] ---**
Shut it, Kiri.
**[20:08] ---**
Here.
**[20:09] ---**
Strong coffee for
your first day back at college.
**[20:13] ---**
Perk up a little, would you?
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:16] ---**
Some college student.
What an aggravating big sis.
**[20:21] ---**
See you later.
**[20:28] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?
**[20:36] ---**
Good morning, Senpai!
**[20:38] ---**
Oh, Uzaki. Morning.
**[20:42] ---**
You actually came to campus.
I was sure you'd whine and moan about it again.
**[20:47] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[20:50] ---**
Although I'm still feeling about
90 percent of that end-of-summer shock.
**[20:56] ---**
You're not over it at all!
**[20:58] ---**
We didn't hang out *nearly* enough!
**[21:01] ---**
If it were always summer,
I could hang out with you *so much more*.
**[21:06] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[21:09] ---**
Harsh!
**[21:11] ---**
Senpai! You need to
consider a woman's feelings--
**[21:15] ---**
It doesn't have to be summer.
We can hang out whenever.
**[21:18] ---**
We'll always be together.
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? What is it, Uzaki?
**[21:35] ---**
Wait! No--no, wait!
**[21:37] ---**
What I *meant* was that we still have
plenty of time before we graduate!
**[21:42] ---**
Not... whatever you were thinking!
**[21:46] ---**
Oh? And whatever *was* I thinking, hmm?
**[21:50] ---**
Damn you...
**[21:52] ---**
If you want to hang out with me so badly,
I guess I'll have to oblige!
**[21:57] ---**
You can thank me now, Senpai!
**[22:01] ---**
Argh! You know what you are?
**[22:06] ---**
Annoying as *hell*!
**[22:07] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[22:09] ---**
C'mon, Senpai--let's go hang out!
# Season 2
# E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4E9Q8/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out-all-right)
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**[00:16] ---**
Pretty cold out, huh, Senpai?
**[00:19] ---**
I mean, it *is* December.
**[00:30] ---**
You're awfully low-key today.
**[00:33] ---**
It's so chilly;
did you catch a cold or something?
**[00:36] ---**
No, no, I'm fine--just fine!
**[00:40] ---**
It's just... um...
**[00:42] ---**
We've been hanging out
so much, you and me,
**[00:46] ---**
but this is the first Christmas
we've spent together.
**[00:52] ---**
Yeah. It is.
**[01:35] ---**
Uzaki...
**[01:43] ---**
Sen... pai...
**[02:05] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:27] ---**
"Episode 1:
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out, All Right!"
**[03:33] ---**
Man, it's still so hot...
**[03:39] ---**
Hey, Uzaki. Haven't seen you
since we got back from break.
**[03:50] ---**
What's wrong?
**[03:51] ---**
You're giving off this whole haunted vibe.
**[03:54] ---**
Summer break just ended so suddenly...
**[03:57] ---**
It wasn't sudden at all.
**[03:59] ---**
It's been days since he went away,
**[04:03] ---**
"Summer"
**[04:03] ---**
but sometimes I feel like there's
this gaping hole in my chest...
**[04:08] ---**
You're personifying summer now?
**[04:10] ---**
I guess you get hyped for it, too.
**[04:13] ---**
Sak's not here yet, eh?
**[04:16] ---**
Ooh, is *that* what's behind all this?
**[04:20] ---**
Well, Sak ought to be here any minute now.
**[04:23] ---**
Why don't you make plans
to hang out somewhere?
**[04:25] ---**
You don't *only* hang out
during the summer, do you?
**[04:29] ---**
It doesn't have to be summer.
We can hang out whenever.
**[04:32] ---**
We'll always be together.
**[04:34] ---**
Yeah--you're right.
**[04:37] ---**
That's a little better.
**[04:39] ---**
You two sure are friendly, though, huh?
**[04:42] ---**
Ever since high school, right?
**[04:44] ---**
Oh, we weren't that close at first.
**[04:46] ---**
No?
**[04:48] ---**
Have you seen that mean old mug of his?
**[04:52] ---**
I pegged him for some kind of hoodlum!
Scared me silly.
**[04:55] ---**
Sak'd be sore if he heard you say that.
**[04:58] ---**
Nah: She'd say it even with him around.
**[05:01] ---**
I talked with
Ami about this earlier, but...
**[05:04] ---**
...my first impression
of him was the pits.
**[05:07] ---**
Wait, what? This is news to me!
**[05:10] ---**
Asai's so mean--she
doesn't tell me *anything*!
**[05:14] ---**
Sucker!
**[05:17] ---**
So was there something
that sparked your friendship?
**[05:20] ---**
Something... in particular?
**[05:23] ---**
Must've been *something*.
**[05:25] ---**
An event that made your
scary senpai not so scary after all.
**[05:28] ---**
An event? Well, probably...
**[05:32] ---**
Stay calm. Relax your body.
**[05:35] ---**
Maintain correct form as you
slice through the water.
**[05:37] ---**
Oh, um, right!
**[05:39] ---**
You're almost there. Keep it up.
**[05:42] ---**
So yeah--a few things.
**[05:45] ---**
Oho...
**[05:47] ---**
Go on.
**[05:49] ---**
You know, his eyes may be fierce,
but he's a real accommodating person.
**[05:54] ---**
I mean, once I realized
that was just how he was,
**[05:58] ---**
it's like we could start talking normally,
**[06:00] ---**
and I could ask him for
swim lessons, no problem.
**[06:06] ---**
Yo.
**[06:07] ---**
Hey, Sak!
**[06:08] ---**
You're late, Senpai!
**[06:10] ---**
What were you doing, Senpai?
Did you oversleep, Senpai?
**[06:14] ---**
Still fighting the
summer-break lazies, eh,
**[06:16] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:18] ---**
Cut that out!
**[06:20] ---**
Dammit! It's too early to be this noisy!
**[06:22] ---**
We don't even *have* first hour today!
**[06:24] ---**
Amazing. Talking about
Sak snapped her right out of it.
**[06:28] ---**
I guess that's where they're at.
**[06:32] ---**
Just date already.
**[06:35] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[06:38] ---**
If you're still pining for summer
and need to hang out more,
**[06:41] ---**
how about this?
**[06:42] ---**
*She's* the only one pining for summer.
**[06:45] ---**
"Anybody, Anytime! One Free Game!!"
**[06:46] ---**
Bowling?
**[06:48] ---**
I don't know about Uzaki,
**[06:50] ---**
but Sak, all you did apart
from work was play games, right?
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, no way! Senpai is
super sucky at bowling!
**[06:59] ---**
It is *hilarious*!
**[07:00] ---**
He just kinda heaves
the ball toward the pins!
**[07:04] ---**
A precision sport like
bowling is *way*beyond him!
**[07:08] ---**
But this guy is dense in so *very*
many ways--what can you do?
**[07:13] ---**
So can I assume you're going?
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[07:23] ---**
Here you go.
**[07:26] ---**
Thank you. One moment, please.
**[07:29] ---**
Is it that bad?
**[07:30] ---**
You've been warned.
**[07:32] ---**
Wanna make it interesting?
**[07:34] ---**
Like, last place has
to do as they're told!
**[07:37] ---**
Count me out.
You and Sak have fun with that.
**[07:42] ---**
Okay, you're all set!
Head on over to lane 12.
**[07:46] ---**
All right--here we go!
**[07:49] ---**
Win or lose, no hard feelings, Senpai.
**[07:53] ---**
Now, what'll I have you do once I win?
**[07:56] ---**
Yeah, yeah, keep on talking.
**[07:58] ---**
You're so chill today, Sak.
**[08:01] ---**
Getting all riled up
just plays into Uzaki's hands.
**[08:04] ---**
She's intent on seeing me flustered.
**[08:06] ---**
I see. So this really boils down to
Uzaki throwing you off your game
**[08:11] ---**
or you maintaining your cool.
**[08:16] ---**
What do you two usually *do* together?
**[08:18] ---**
All these off-the-board tactics...
**[08:21] ---**
Tell me about it.
I've been practically paralyzed lately.
**[08:24] ---**
Well, in any case...
**[08:26] ---**
losing my cool is exactly what she wants.
**[08:29] ---**
I just have to let it roll right off m--
**[08:33] ---**
"Hana"
"Punk"
"Hunk"
**[08:33] ---**
Dammit, Uzaki!
**[08:36] ---**
The battle was already underway...
**[08:38] ---**
Okay! I throw first!
**[08:43] ---**
Oh, man! Two pins standing!
**[08:45] ---**
She's only average.
And she was so sure of herself, too.
**[08:49] ---**
There's not that big
a difference between us.
**[08:51] ---**
"Hana"
"Punk"
"Hunk"
**[08:52] ---**
C'mon, Senpai, you're next.
Let's get this show on the road!
**[08:55] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[09:00] ---**
You're doing a fine job bluffing, Sensei,
**[09:03] ---**
but it won't take much for
that calm veneer to chip right off.
**[09:07] ---**
Again with the psychological warfare...
**[09:23] ---**
Whoa! A strike!
**[09:26] ---**
I haven't particularly
put on a calm veneer.
**[09:30] ---**
I practiced a little on my own
but didn't see much improvement.
**[09:35] ---**
That?
**[09:37] ---**
That was me putting all the anger
you riled up in me into one throw!
**[09:40] ---**
This is beyond lame.
**[09:43] ---**
So it's your usual
forceful throw, but more so.
**[09:46] ---**
It *does* require luck, but it might
be better than aiming poorly.
**[09:50] ---**
It... It can't be...
**[09:52] ---**
Now what? The more you piss him off,
the more powerful he gets.
**[09:57] ---**
Senpai...
**[09:58] ---**
You're such a loner that you
even go *bowling* by yourself?
**[10:02] ---**
That's just too pitiful!
**[10:03] ---**
*That's* the problem?!
**[10:04] ---**
Shut up! And don't go there!
**[10:10] ---**
Well? Now he's agitated enough to
let loose an even more powerful throw.
**[10:22] ---**
Get 'em, Senpai!
**[10:25] ---**
There we go. I was only cheering him on.
**[10:28] ---**
Th-That was *dirty*!
**[10:30] ---**
It's all right.
**[10:32] ---**
If he's taking the power angle,
**[10:34] ---**
I'll just use
underhanded tricks to spoil it.
**[10:37] ---**
I wish you wouldn't say that
with such a sweet smile.
**[10:43] ---**
A-*choo*!
**[10:46] ---**
"Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Piping Hot"
**[10:49] ---**
"Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
**[10:52] ---**
"Choco-Mint Oden Stew"
**[10:57] ---**
And the winner is... Sakurai.
**[10:59] ---**
That was one tough battle.
**[11:02] ---**
Maybe you should have focused
on your game instead of on sabotage.
**[11:07] ---**
It's fine, Itsuhito. She's used to it.
**[11:10] ---**
Your everyday routine
is really weird, you guys.
**[11:13] ---**
Now, then:
**[11:14] ---**
Seems to me the loser has
to do anything the winner says.
**[11:17] ---**
I-I didn't say *anything*.
**[11:21] ---**
You going for it? Some lewd command?
**[11:22] ---**
I am not.
**[11:24] ---**
Ugh! You are *hopeless*!
**[11:26] ---**
Say, how about one more game?
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[11:31] ---**
Aren't *you* confident.
**[11:32] ---**
This time *I'll* win
and tell *you* what to do.
**[11:35] ---**
Dummy. Like I'd lose to someone
whose only strategy is obstruction.
**[11:40] ---**
Why are you only ever
this combative with each other?
**[11:44] ---**
One-upping Senpai is what
makes my life worth living.
**[11:47] ---**
And Uzaki is the *last* person
I want to lose to!
**[11:50] ---**
Oh, *now* you've done it!
**[11:52] ---**
Uzaki and Sakurai:
**[11:54] ---**
Having witnessed a territory
no outsider could enter,
**[11:56] ---**
Sakaki took a step back.
**[11:58] ---**
But be that as it may...
**[12:00] ---**
Tell her to do something lewd!
**[12:02] ---**
...thought Sakaki.
**[12:05] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[12:06] ---**
Well, I'm off to the
neighborhood association.
**[12:09] ---**
And we're closing for the day, as planned.
**[12:12] ---**
I got it, okay? Off you go!
**[12:15] ---**
"Closed"
**[12:20] ---**
Truth is, I haven't told those
two we were closed today.
**[12:26] ---**
I've been waiting quietly for
this day when Dad would be out.
**[12:31] ---**
Yes, indeed... ever since that night.
**[12:35] ---**
That night--that's when the fire was lit.
**[12:38] ---**
These feelings have been consuming me,
and I can't hold back any longer!
**[12:45] ---**
I want to make Hana
work in a sexy uniform!
**[12:49] ---**
This all-black uniform
is just *too*classic.
**[12:53] ---**
By overhauling the visual component,
we'll pull in customers and boost sales.
**[12:57] ---**
And I know just the thing for Sakurai:
**[12:59] ---**
an outfit that'll drive the aunties wild!
**[13:02] ---**
Well, actually... *I* want to see it!
**[13:06] ---**
If I have to work, I'd rather
look at something beautiful.
**[13:09] ---**
I doubt Dad will allow it,
but if I can get those two on my side,
**[13:13] ---**
or perhaps...
**[13:14] ---**
You made a mean fried egg this morning.
**[13:16] ---**
You really can't cook a thing, can you?
**[13:19] ---**
Oh, hi, Ami!
**[13:21] ---**
Hey. Say, where's the owner?
**[13:23] ---**
He's stepped out for a moment.
**[13:25] ---**
Oh, and I know this is out of the blue,
**[13:28] ---**
but would you be interested
in new uniforms?
**[13:30] ---**
That *is* out of the blue.
**[13:31] ---**
Are you changing them up?
**[13:33] ---**
No, it's just an idea so far.
**[13:36] ---**
I actually already have a few here!
**[13:39] ---**
Try them on and tell me what you think!
**[13:41] ---**
What, like right now?
**[13:43] ---**
For something in the idea stage,
you're awfully well prepared.
**[13:47] ---**
W-We can't do try-ons
when customers are around!
**[13:50] ---**
C'mon, c'mon--get to it!
**[13:52] ---**
--Wh-Whoa there!
--W-Wait a sec!
**[13:54] ---**
"Closed"
**[13:59] ---**
I *love* it, Hana! So sexy!
**[14:02] ---**
I wish you would make
your praise a little less direct.
**[14:06] ---**
This seems like it'd be
hard to work in, though.
**[14:10] ---**
I do have to bend over sometimes.
**[14:13] ---**
She's pretty level-headed about this.
**[14:15] ---**
Well, how about this next one?
**[14:21] ---**
Outstanding...
**[14:22] ---**
That's the only word for it.
**[14:25] ---**
How do I put this?
You're creepy today, Ami.
**[14:28] ---**
I don't *care* if I'm creepy
if I get to see *this*!
**[14:31] ---**
But this one would be
even harder to work in.
**[14:35] ---**
And it doesn't fit the
vibe of the place, either.
**[14:38] ---**
Feels like it's catering
to certain tastes.
**[14:40] ---**
Crazy that the owner'd allow this.
**[14:48] ---**
Please show me what's
in these other shopping bags.
**[14:50] ---**
Why so distant?!
**[14:52] ---**
No! Wait! I want to savor
them one by one--in order!
**[14:56] ---**
"Uzaki"
**[14:56] ---**
What the heck is all this?!
**[14:58] ---**
As *if* I could get any work done
in uniforms like these!
**[15:00] ---**
Is this another bunny girl outfit?!
**[15:02] ---**
I wanted to see you wear it again!
**[15:04] ---**
I knew it! This is all *your* deal,
**[15:06] ---**
and you're taking advantage of
the owner being away to go hog wild!
**[15:09] ---**
--I sure am!
--You got defiant *fast*!
**[15:12] ---**
At this rate, Senpai must have...
**[15:15] ---**
'Scuse me, Ami...
**[15:17] ---**
The only thing in this bag
was a pair of leather hotpants.
**[15:21] ---**
See?! I *knew* it'd be something like that!
**[15:23] ---**
What on earth were you thinking, Ami?
**[15:26] ---**
In what world do café
employees wear this stuff?!
**[15:29] ---**
If they don't in this one,
my café ought to be the vanguard!
**[15:32] ---**
Stop that! No visual aids!
**[15:35] ---**
Why can't there be
one lousy café in this world
**[15:37] ---**
where you can gaze upon
men's nipples as you work?!
**[15:40] ---**
Dude. No.
**[15:42] ---**
Why not? Hana, you saw them
every day in high school, didn't you?
**[15:46] ---**
Nipples! No fair! No fair!
**[15:48] ---**
--I want nipples!
--Stop saying "nipples"!
**[15:51] ---**
Besides, that was for a club.
It is *too*fair!
**[15:53] ---**
Nuh-uh! I wanna see 'em!
The sexy outfits--and the nipples, too!
**[15:58] ---**
Wow.
**[15:59] ---**
Now she's throwing a tantrum.
And she's the oldest one here.
**[16:03] ---**
Um...
**[16:06] ---**
Mom!
**[16:07] ---**
Are you closed today?
**[16:10] ---**
Oh, Hana!
**[16:11] ---**
Don't you look cute.
**[16:12] ---**
Mom!
**[16:13] ---**
--Sorry?
--That's my mother!
**[16:16] ---**
This is terribly sudden,
but do you want a job?
**[16:18] ---**
S-Sorry?!
**[16:20] ---**
And wear one of those!
**[16:22] ---**
I-I could never!
**[16:24] ---**
She's not even trying
to hide what she wants.
**[16:27] ---**
She's gone beyond shameless.
**[16:30] ---**
Of course you could!
Why, I've had my eye on you!
**[16:33] ---**
Is she confessing her crush or what?
**[16:35] ---**
I-If you don't like frills,
we can--I--oh--wh-white!
**[16:39] ---**
Yes, a plain white T-shirt would be fine!
**[16:41] ---**
Over a swimsuit! No! Forget the swimsuit!
**[16:45] ---**
You'd wear a white T-shirt, wouldn't you?!
**[16:48] ---**
And I'll put kind of a high stage
in the middle of the café,
**[16:51] ---**
and I'll have you two stand on that!
**[16:53] ---**
--Uh-huh, uh-huh.
--And then!
**[16:54] ---**
And then?
**[16:56] ---**
I'll use this squirt gun, see?
**[16:58] ---**
A squirt gun--yes?
**[17:19] ---**
Why the outfit, Ami?
**[17:23] ---**
I-I've been thinking about
the future of this café...
**[17:27] ---**
I guess she's not big on wearing
an embarrassing outfit herself.
**[17:31] ---**
You're staring, Senpai.
**[17:33] ---**
I am not either!
**[17:40] ---**
You can't fall asleep yet, Senpai!
**[17:43] ---**
One more round! One more!
**[17:46] ---**
You want to quit now--as a *loser*?
**[17:48] ---**
"Senpai"
**[17:49] ---**
Look, it's two in the morning.
**[17:51] ---**
Just one more round--that's all!
**[17:55] ---**
Are you listening?
**[17:56] ---**
Hey! Senpai!
**[17:57] ---**
"Senpai"
**[17:59] ---**
Hey! Did you fall asleep?!
**[18:01] ---**
I can't beat this guy
all by myself, y'know!
**[18:04] ---**
Coward!
**[18:04] ---**
Wake up, you chicken!
**[18:06] ---**
Hana! Do you have
any idea what time it is?
**[18:09] ---**
Hang on a sec, Mom!
**[18:11] ---**
I'm gonna save, okay?
So hands off that plug--
**[18:14] ---**
Yoink!
**[18:23] ---**
You sure are sleepy today.
**[18:25] ---**
It's Uzaki. These past few nights...
**[18:28] ---**
I keep saying we should
go to sleep already,
**[18:31] ---**
but she's all "One more round! One more!"
**[18:33] ---**
I know what it *sounds* like,
**[18:35] ---**
but they're up late playing games, right?
**[18:38] ---**
Bet on it.
**[18:40] ---**
Want to nap till second hour?
**[18:42] ---**
I'll wake you up.
**[18:45] ---**
Please.
**[18:46] ---**
And that's when Ito's boyfriend...
**[18:49] ---**
Whoa, seriously?
**[18:51] ---**
C'mon, don't say it...
**[18:56] ---**
Hey, Hana! We saved you a seat.
**[18:58] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[19:00] ---**
The villain has landed.
**[19:03] ---**
She hasn't seen you yet. Snooze away.
**[19:06] ---**
But you *have* a boyfriend. I'm so jealous!
**[19:09] ---**
Don't be. It's so tiring--a lot of work!
**[19:13] ---**
It sounds like bragging when
you say it with a face like that!
**[19:16] ---**
Boyfriends, ha! What a hassle.
**[19:20] ---**
But *you* have one, too, don't you?
**[19:24] ---**
You know: You're always
going home together.
**[19:27] ---**
Tall guy--kind of scary.
**[19:29] ---**
I've seen you be really
friendly together, tons of times.
**[19:33] ---**
See? I *told* you that's
how you two come across.
**[19:37] ---**
Lucky him.
**[19:39] ---**
With all this girl talk,
Uzaki might let her true feelings slip.
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, him? He's not like that.
**[19:46] ---**
I just hang out with him--as a favor.
**[19:50] ---**
A-As a favor?
**[19:52] ---**
I mean, he is *so* gloomy!
**[19:54] ---**
Not a lot of friends, always on his own...
**[19:57] ---**
But I can't let that go--he
was my high-school senpai.
**[20:00] ---**
I just *have* give him
some attention, poor thing!
**[20:03] ---**
Is she serious?
**[20:05] ---**
So actually, I have no choice.
**[20:07] ---**
Really?
**[20:09] ---**
Yeah, really. He's a handful!
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, he's hearing this. For sure.
**[20:18] ---**
Honestly. Just saying
whatever works for her...
**[20:22] ---**
Damn.
**[20:25] ---**
My sleepiness came back
after eating lunch.
**[20:28] ---**
I never did get any
sleep during all that...
**[20:31] ---**
I'm just going to
sleep off my indignation.
**[20:40] ---**
I *knew* you were over here!
**[20:41] ---**
Senpai, Senpai!
**[20:47] ---**
Wow, you really can sleep anywhere, huh?
**[20:50] ---**
That's a sloppy,
thick-skinned guy for you.
**[20:54] ---**
I guess I've been keeping him up
late these past few days.
**[20:58] ---**
Ah, well. We have fourth hour together;
I'll just wait here till he wakes up.
**[21:25] ---**
Ha. Delete, delete...
**[21:37] ---**
Is this where Hana's been--sleeping?
**[21:39] ---**
Fourth hour is about to begin!
**[21:42] ---**
Those two, I tell ya.
**[21:44] ---**
No matter how much
they themselves deny it...
**[21:48] ---**
That thing about them not dating?
It *had*to be a lie.
**[21:51] ---**
Totally.
**[21:53] ---**
...they're thoroughly unconvincing.
**[21:56] ---**
Now, which one would be
funnier to wake up first?
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 2: I Want to Make
Udon After We Hang Out!"
# E2 - I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEJ38V/i-want-to-make-udon-after-we-hang-out)
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**[00:06] ---**
Hey! What are you showing her?!
**[00:07] ---**
Delete that! Delete!
**[00:09] ---**
Something this juicy happened
when I wasn't around?!
**[00:12] ---**
Why didn't you *call* me?
**[00:14] ---**
I totally forgot.
**[00:17] ---**
You're not all leaving me
out of the loop, are you?
**[00:20] ---**
No, nothing like that.
**[00:21] ---**
Right, right!
**[00:23] ---**
Really?
**[00:26] ---**
Hey, why don't we all hang out together?
**[00:29] ---**
Hey, yeah!
**[00:31] ---**
What do you think?
**[00:35] ---**
Okay, you're forgiven!
**[00:36] ---**
Yes, I *will* witness more juicy
Sakurai-Uzaki stuff in person,
**[00:39] ---**
thank you very much!
**[00:41] ---**
I'm *sure* that's what she's thinking.
**[00:44] ---**
Okay, let's figure out where we're going.
**[00:46] ---**
Right.
**[00:48] ---**
Oh, I want to go shopping!
**[00:50] ---**
--What about you?
--Ah, to be young.
**[01:01] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 2:
I Want to Make Udon After We Hang Out!"
**[02:31] ---**
You hardly even have to go
to class anymore, huh, Ami?
**[02:35] ---**
Must be nice...
**[02:36] ---**
Hang in there, you guys.
**[02:39] ---**
Yeah, Uzaki really struggles
with her reports.
**[02:42] ---**
That stuff is a breeze
when I apply myself!
**[02:45] ---**
Is it?
**[02:46] ---**
Besides, I have tons of friends.
**[02:49] ---**
Don't lump me in with my national
openweight-class loner senpai!
**[02:53] ---**
Then I guess I never
have to help you again.
**[02:57] ---**
Hey! That's against the rules!
**[02:59] ---**
*What* rules?
**[03:01] ---**
It's a senpai's *duty*
to help his juniors--his *duty*!
**[03:05] ---**
Looks like Sak won't be getting
one-upped in academics, anyway.
**[03:09] ---**
I hardly see *you* on campus, Sakaki.
**[03:14] ---**
Are you gonna even graduate?
**[03:16] ---**
Itsuhito's got more credits than I do.
**[03:20] ---**
This dude's *good*.
**[03:22] ---**
He registers for classes where he
just has to show up or hand in a report
**[03:26] ---**
to get full credit.
**[03:28] ---**
Some people just have a knack, you know?
**[03:32] ---**
Gotta use your time wisely.
**[03:35] ---**
What do you *do* with all your free time?
**[03:37] ---**
Lately? Solo camping.
**[03:39] ---**
Nice!
**[03:41] ---**
This seems unfair.
**[03:43] ---**
It was a way of life that
Uzaki had no hope of imitating.
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, can we check out the swimsuits?
**[03:50] ---**
Sure.
**[03:53] ---**
Didn't you already buy one earlier?
**[03:55] ---**
Well...
**[03:58] ---**
I've been going to the pool lately.
**[04:00] ---**
The pool?
**[04:01] ---**
With, um, with Senpai.
**[04:03] ---**
With Sakurai?!
**[04:05] ---**
Apparently, after swimming in the ocean,
**[04:07] ---**
he's started to enjoy
being physically active.
**[04:16] ---**
Here you go, Senpai.
**[04:17] ---**
Thanks.
**[04:19] ---**
Ah, rats. My time's slipping.
**[04:21] ---**
I mean, with my
swim club days behind me...
**[04:24] ---**
Just because they have swim lanes doesn't
mean you have to check your times.
**[04:28] ---**
Sorry. Habit.
**[04:31] ---**
Okay, time for some regular old swimming!
**[04:34] ---**
Right!
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, yeah--Uzaki?
**[04:36] ---**
Yeah?
**[04:38] ---**
Today's swimsuit? Another cute one.
**[04:40] ---**
Cute one... cute one...
**[04:45] ---**
He just kind of...
complimented me... out of nowhere.
**[04:49] ---**
So I figured I'd buy a new one.
**[04:53] ---**
You can start with swimsuit compliments.
**[04:55] ---**
Not *mine*!
**[04:56] ---**
Aha...
**[04:58] ---**
That'd be my fault.
**[05:00] ---**
Good job remembering that lesson, Sakurai.
**[05:03] ---**
Let's see...
**[05:05] ---**
Maybe he's the kind of
person who says that stuff.
**[05:07] ---**
--Hana looks so happy...
Better not to say anything after all.
--I mean, I didn't exactly hate it. I didn't *hate* it...
**[05:14] ---**
But *man*, I wish I'd seen that!
**[05:15] ---**
--Uzaki, all embarrassed about
her swimsuit compliment!
**[05:18] ---**
--Mommy?
--Uzaki, all embarrassed about
her swimsuit compliment!
**[05:21] ---**
"Using the Futsal Court'
**[05:29] ---**
Take that!
**[05:31] ---**
Hup!
**[05:32] ---**
Ha!
**[05:33] ---**
Yes!
**[05:35] ---**
We're still going, Senpai!
**[05:36] ---**
C-Can you not talk to me right now?!
**[05:40] ---**
Sak says he's hopeless
at any and all ball sports,
**[05:43] ---**
but let him practice
and he can hold his own.
**[05:46] ---**
Now if something indecent
were to happen, we'd be golden.
**[05:50] ---**
Futsal is not that kind of sport.
**[05:52] ---**
Specifically something like this...
**[05:58] ---**
*He* winds up naked?!
**[06:01] ---**
Ready for a mini-match?
**[06:03] ---**
I mean, I'm not sure...
**[06:05] ---**
C'mon, it's a game. Relax--take it easy.
**[06:08] ---**
Right.
**[06:10] ---**
It's not like we're expecting any
high-level plays from you in the first place.
**[06:14] ---**
They're underestimating us, Senpai.
**[06:16] ---**
No, I really do suck at this.
**[06:19] ---**
Shall we split into teams, then?
**[06:24] ---**
That's a middle-schooler team for you!
**[06:27] ---**
Can't even beat us
when it's five against three!
**[06:29] ---**
C'mon, cut it out.
**[06:31] ---**
D-Dammit...
**[06:34] ---**
What are they doing playing
middle-schoolers, anyway?
**[06:37] ---**
Shame on them.
**[06:39] ---**
Where do you college guys get off
dunking on middle-schoolers for kicks?
**[06:44] ---**
Act your age and go to
a college mixer or something!
**[06:47] ---**
Although some hunk'd probably
wind up snatching all the girls away
**[06:52] ---**
from *you* losers!
**[06:54] ---**
--Boo!
--Boo!
**[06:56] ---**
Those middle-schoolers
are being plenty rude right back.
**[07:01] ---**
It worked like a charm.
**[07:04] ---**
That hit a nerve?
**[07:05] ---**
I don't think I can watch this.
**[07:07] ---**
Wait--is he *crying*?
**[07:10] ---**
I am *not*! And who
the hell are you, anyway?
**[07:13] ---**
Whoa, he's coming after us!
**[07:14] ---**
He's just lashing out.
**[07:17] ---**
Listen, we paid good money
to play here, same as you.
**[07:21] ---**
Try to be a little more aware
of your surroundings, okay?
**[07:24] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:25] ---**
Hey--it's you! Sakaki!
**[07:28] ---**
You know each other?
**[07:29] ---**
*Do* we?
**[07:31] ---**
"Do we," my ass!
**[07:32] ---**
You were at the
soccer-club mixer last week!
**[07:35] ---**
Oh, I remember!
**[07:38] ---**
The mixer!
**[07:39] ---**
Remember *us*!
**[07:42] ---**
Sasamoto!
**[07:43] ---**
Kawakami!
**[07:44] ---**
Hamada!
**[07:46] ---**
Don't bother remembering them.
**[07:49] ---**
A mixer?
**[07:50] ---**
I only went because they begged me
to help even out the numbers.
**[07:53] ---**
And you snatched away all the girls.
**[07:57] ---**
No, no--we split up
at the station afterward.
**[08:00] ---**
You did? Then get your ass over here!
**[08:03] ---**
Come to our miserable
afterparty-slash-consolation bash!
**[08:06] ---**
I don't know if I want to be invited to
an afterparty even *you* call "miserable."
**[08:11] ---**
Still, striking out at
a mixer is all on you.
**[08:14] ---**
Did you make an effort to entertain the
girls who went out of their way to attend?
**[08:18] ---**
You can't do all the talking--you
have to let them talk, too.
**[08:27] ---**
Those girls said your bragging and
your club talk bored them to tears.
**[08:31] ---**
--Stop--please!
**[08:33] ---**
--His words are like *knives*.
--Stop--please!
**[08:35] ---**
Behold the confidence of the mighty.
**[08:36] ---**
Dammit! That guy really grinds my gears.
**[08:39] ---**
Hearing hard truths from that halfway
handsome face is what ticks *me* off!
**[08:42] ---**
For me, it's how girls were showing up
right away when I told 'em
**[08:45] ---**
Sakaki would be there.
**[08:47] ---**
But more than anything:
**[08:48] ---**
Bringing your own girls is unacceptable!
**[08:51] ---**
And they're both hella cute!
**[08:53] ---**
We're super jealous!
**[08:55] ---**
See, you can't say that stuff out loud.
**[08:58] ---**
You sure are speaking *your* mind.
**[09:02] ---**
Let's battle it out!
**[09:03] ---**
We'll play a 20-minute match.
**[09:05] ---**
If you win, we'll pay your bill!
But if *we*win...
**[09:11] ---**
I-It'd be nice if you
introduced us to those two...
**[09:16] ---**
How unexpectedly innocent.
**[09:18] ---**
You're on!
**[09:19] ---**
Can't help you with the pipsqueak,
but the one with glasses is available.
**[09:23] ---**
Yesss!
**[09:24] ---**
What?!
**[09:26] ---**
This sucks!
**[09:27] ---**
What do you mean, "pipsqueak"?!
**[09:28] ---**
I'll probably be useless!
**[09:31] ---**
Sorry, ladies, but you'll be spectating.
**[09:34] ---**
We'll borrow a middle-schooler
for our goalie.
**[09:37] ---**
It'll be fine. I'm okay at soccer.
**[09:47] ---**
Wow!
**[09:48] ---**
What part of that was "okay"?
**[09:50] ---**
So that's why he was
so quick to take the bet.
**[09:54] ---**
And conversely...
**[09:57] ---**
What are you even doing, Senpai?
Just running around?!
**[10:02] ---**
"slip"
**[10:04] ---**
Nice! More of that, please!
**[10:07] ---**
Hana the heckler
is having a fine old time...
**[10:11] ---**
If he's that good,
why didn't he join the club?
**[10:15] ---**
I don't get it...
**[10:16] ---**
This dude is infuriating, all right!
**[10:19] ---**
But he has a weakness.
**[10:22] ---**
Take *him* down first.
**[10:25] ---**
We can't let this end
without scoring even once!
**[10:27] ---**
We'll get at least *one* point
from them, even if we lose!
**[10:30] ---**
This is pitiful...
**[10:34] ---**
Sak.
**[10:36] ---**
With this broad of a spread,
you can relax.
**[10:39] ---**
Relax? But I haven't
even done anything yet.
**[10:43] ---**
With your legs,
we don't need cheap tricks.
**[10:46] ---**
If the ball comes your way, just
haul off and kick it toward the goal.
**[10:50] ---**
Got it.
**[10:53] ---**
That's right--
**[10:56] ---**
don't think, just zero in on
the one thing you have to do.
**[11:02] ---**
Focus. Focus!
**[11:06] ---**
Don't look at anything but the ball.
**[11:09] ---**
Concentrate only on...
**[11:11] ---**
...the ball!
**[11:13] ---**
Senpai's face...
**[11:16] ---**
He looks...
**[11:19] ---**
...like he did in high school.
**[11:28] ---**
Here it comes, Sak!
**[11:29] ---**
That's mine!
**[11:31] ---**
Nothing but...
**[11:33] ---**
...the ball!
**[11:34] ---**
Go!
**[11:43] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[11:53] ---**
Nothing but...
**[11:55] ---**
...the ball!
**[12:02] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[12:04] ---**
The ball!
**[12:11] ---**
"*For illustration purposes only."
**[12:20] ---**
I did it...
**[12:21] ---**
I scored!
**[12:40] ---**
Okay:
**[12:42] ---**
Run!
**[12:43] ---**
What?!
**[12:45] ---**
You middle-schoolers can go home now!
**[12:47] ---**
Aw!
**[12:48] ---**
Are you sure, Itsuhito?
**[12:50] ---**
Sure I'm sure. We won, didn't we?
**[12:52] ---**
Senpai! KOing everyone was total overkill!
**[12:56] ---**
No, I--that was a coincidence!
**[12:58] ---**
That was amazing...
**[12:59] ---**
Right?
**[13:00] ---**
The god of destruction...
an absolute god of destruction...
**[13:05] ---**
And so Sakurai became a mini legend of
the futsal court before he even knew it.
**[13:11] ---**
Okay, so I didn't see anything
juicy between those two...
**[13:14] ---**
...but I did get an eyeful!
**[13:19] ---**
"Using the Futsal Court"
**[13:22] ---**
You sure made a ton, Senpai!
**[13:25] ---**
Yeah, I got pretty good at making udon
after your mom showed me how.
**[13:30] ---**
Mom's been looking forward to this.
**[13:34] ---**
Senpai! Wait!
**[13:36] ---**
I can't--we're going to be late!
**[13:37] ---**
Hustle!
**[13:41] ---**
Oho...
**[13:45] ---**
Yo, Sakurai!
**[13:50] ---**
You start early with
that bummer of a face, huh?
**[13:55] ---**
You're looking
*particularly* villainous today!
**[13:57] ---**
Right? Right?
**[13:59] ---**
Good morning, Uzaki-*senpai*...
**[14:02] ---**
Your pestering is
as irritating as usual, I see.
**[14:04] ---**
Oh? *What* did you say to me, Sakurai?!
**[14:08] ---**
And here I am looking out for
and paying attention to
**[14:11] ---**
my miserable junior
with his sad loner college life!
**[14:15] ---**
Is that how you talk to your kind,
gorgeous senior?!
**[14:20] ---**
I didn't *ask* for your help.
**[14:22] ---**
Then you should be even *more* grateful!
**[14:24] ---**
It's your senpai's
affection--freely given!
**[14:27] ---**
If it's freely given, why are
you demanding gratitude?
**[14:31] ---**
Details, details!
You're always so darn nitpicky!
**[14:35] ---**
You and your big body,
always trying to trip me up!
**[14:39] ---**
I wonder about people like you,
speech center shot full of holes.
**[14:44] ---**
Always chattering on without thinking.
**[14:46] ---**
Shaddup!
**[14:47] ---**
Yeah, yeah, I know.
**[14:50] ---**
My senpai may be tiny,
but her heart is just sooo big.
**[14:54] ---**
Wow, amazing. I totally respect her.
**[14:57] ---**
Quit making fun of me,
you jerk! I'm *over*it!
**[15:02] ---**
How many times have I told
you not to talk about my height?
**[15:05] ---**
Whoa--Senpai--
**[15:06] ---**
Just because you're a tiny bit tall...
**[15:08] ---**
You're infuriating!
**[15:10] ---**
Wait, Senpai--wait!
**[15:12] ---**
It's too late to say you're sorry!
**[15:14] ---**
No--No, it's not that!
**[15:17] ---**
Oh? Then what, Sakurai?
**[15:19] ---**
Well, uh, I'm bumping up
against some things...
**[15:25] ---**
"rub rub rub"
**[15:25] ---**
I'm bumping *them* up against *you*!
**[15:27] ---**
On purpose!
**[15:29] ---**
To give my cute little junior
a little somethin'-somethin'!
**[15:32] ---**
I don't understand!
**[15:34] ---**
Am I cute or am I infuriating? Pick one!
**[15:39] ---**
Shut up, you!
**[15:42] ---**
It wasn't much different.
**[15:44] ---**
What's up? Your face is all red.
**[15:49] ---**
It is not either!
**[15:52] ---**
N-No?
**[15:54] ---**
Look, Mom's waiting, so let's get going!
**[15:57] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[16:03] ---**
Yes! They came out great!
**[16:06] ---**
Thank you so much.
**[16:08] ---**
You may have a real knack for cooking.
**[16:13] ---**
Nah. I've just spent the past month
making nothing but udon.
**[16:17] ---**
Here's some for you.
**[16:18] ---**
That's a *lot*!
**[16:21] ---**
It's more fun for me now
to make it than to eat it.
**[16:24] ---**
When there's a will, there's a way, huh?
**[16:27] ---**
So you got this good this quickly
from focusing only on making udon.
**[16:31] ---**
And *udon*ly that!
**[16:32] ---**
Don't mug like you said something clever!
**[16:35] ---**
But I *am* getting
tired of my udon-only life.
**[16:38] ---**
I was wondering
if you'd teach me something new.
**[16:40] ---**
Of course!
**[16:42] ---**
Oh, no! This is still no good, Senpai!
**[16:45] ---**
What? What is?
**[16:48] ---**
Oh? You mean you don't know?
Want me to tell you, Senpai?
**[16:52] ---**
Spit it out already!
**[16:55] ---**
See? This here.
**[16:57] ---**
You can knead the dough right,
but cut it like this and it's ruined.
**[17:01] ---**
They have to be the same size, so
they're all done cooking at the same time.
**[17:08] ---**
These noodles are defective!
They're not fit for eating!
**[17:17] ---**
But *you're* eating them.
**[17:18] ---**
Get it, Senpai?
**[17:20] ---**
You can't call yourself an udon master
if *this* is what you're cranking out!
**[17:24] ---**
You're a rank newbie!
**[17:26] ---**
Why is she acting all
superior toward her senior?
**[17:31] ---**
You're right. I can't move on
while this still isn't perfect.
**[17:35] ---**
Please--teach me how to cut them properly!
**[17:39] ---**
Attaboy, Senpai!
**[17:41] ---**
Of course, but...
**[17:43] ---**
Won't you just be eating udon
for that much longer?
**[17:48] ---**
*Udon* know the half of it!
**[17:49] ---**
Pipe down!
**[17:54] ---**
Show me how you usually cut them.
**[17:58] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[17:59] ---**
Already?
**[18:01] ---**
Take one step back on your dominant side.
**[18:03] ---**
Like this?
**[18:05] ---**
Let's see... a little more like...
**[18:09] ---**
I-I'm so sorry! I got too close!
**[18:13] ---**
Oh, no... I'd forgotten...
**[18:15] ---**
Sakurai may be Hana's boyfriend,
**[18:18] ---**
but he's also a dangerous boy
with designs on her mother--me!
**[18:22] ---**
Tsuki Uzaki, 43,
has magnificently misread Sakurai.
**[18:31] ---**
Oh?
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah--he's concentrating.
**[18:36] ---**
Senpai's super earnest about everything,
so he gets right into the zone.
**[18:40] ---**
He doesn't react to *anything*
when he's like this.
**[18:42] ---**
It's great for pranks.
**[18:44] ---**
Not to *anything*?
**[18:49] ---**
Man, right here next to him?
**[18:52] ---**
What an opportunity this would've been!
**[18:54] ---**
An opportunity?!
**[18:56] ---**
C'mon, let's head over there.
**[18:59] ---**
That's right--an opportunity!
**[19:02] ---**
I've got to fix the messed-up
relationship he has with Hana.
**[19:06] ---**
Tsuki Uzaki has no idea that
she's the one who's messed up.
**[19:12] ---**
H-Hana?
**[19:15] ---**
I'll start with her--and
some gentle prying.
**[19:20] ---**
Er, how are things with you
and Sakurai lately?
**[19:24] ---**
"How"?
**[19:25] ---**
I-I, um--you know!
**[19:27] ---**
Anything... *unusual* recently?
**[19:37] ---**
Hey, Uzaki woke up first.
**[19:38] ---**
I'll send you this
picture later, okay, Hana?
**[19:42] ---**
Oh, would you prefer the video?
**[19:44] ---**
St-Stop... just stop!
**[19:46] ---**
Let go of me, Senpai!
**[19:53] ---**
This is when two coincidences collided:
**[19:56] ---**
the daughter who wondered how her
mother could have known about that event
**[20:00] ---**
and the mother who, for better or worse,
happened to be prying for something.
**[20:06] ---**
How? Who told her?
**[20:10] ---**
Hey, boss, look at this.
**[20:14] ---**
Actually, the other day...
**[20:17] ---**
Ma'am! Ma'am!
**[20:18] ---**
Is *that* how it got here?
**[20:21] ---**
How sad indeed is a
chain of misunderstandings.
**[20:25] ---**
What could I do? It's just a habit of his.
**[20:30] ---**
A habit? A *sexual* habit?!
**[20:35] ---**
Though we shouldn't have
let anyone at school see us...
**[20:38] ---**
See them? At school?!
**[20:40] ---**
We have it all on video.
**[20:42] ---**
They *recorded* it?!
**[20:44] ---**
Senpai just wouldn't let me go.
**[20:48] ---**
Not a second round!
**[20:50] ---**
It was a just a big mess...
**[20:52] ---**
Big mess... big mess...
**[20:54] ---**
To think they've already gone that far...
**[20:57] ---**
If only I'd been stricter with
her--this never would have...
**[21:04] ---**
Hana... I'm going to
go lie down. I'm tired.
**[21:09] ---**
Huh? Okay... sleep well.
**[21:12] ---**
She only hurt herself
with her misunderstandings,
**[21:15] ---**
and Tsuki Uzaki's days of anguish
would continue a little longer.
**[21:22] ---**
I did it.
**[21:23] ---**
The udon was cut nicely.
**[21:30] ---**
Aw, not udon again!
**[21:33] ---**
Senpai made way too much.
**[21:37] ---**
*Your* senpai?
**[21:46] ---**
Don't mind if I do!
**[21:48] ---**
And another misunderstanding was born.
**[21:52] ---**
College-girl udon tastes 17 times better!
**[21:57] ---**
Boy, *he's* hungry.
**[21:59] ---**
I'm home!
**[22:02] ---**
Hey there, Yanagi.
**[22:03] ---**
**[22:03] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 3: Does Uzaki-chan
Want To Go To the School Festival?"
# E3 - Does Uzaki-chan Want to Go to the School Festival?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQX05V/does-uzaki-chan-want-to-go-to-the-school-festival)
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**[00:00] ---**
"School Festival"
**[00:01] ---**
Okay, over here!
**[00:03] ---**
"Okonomiyaki" "Candy Apples"
**[00:03] ---**
Sure thing! Hold it steady, okay?
**[00:05] ---**
--Seriously?
--Is this how many we have?!
**[00:07] ---**
Wow!
**[00:10] ---**
Senpai! Senpai!
**[00:12] ---**
I *know* you're all alone.
I'll make the rounds with you!
**[00:16] ---**
Man, the things I gotta do!
**[00:18] ---**
I'm not going to the school festival.
**[00:19] ---**
What?!
**[00:29] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[01:52] ---**
"Episode 3: Does Uzaki-chan
Want to Go to the School Festival?"
**[01:52] ---**
What's wrong? It's the rare college event!
**[01:56] ---**
Do introverts seriously hate festivals?!
**[01:58] ---**
Who are you calling an introvert?
**[02:01] ---**
It's not that I *hate* festivals,
it's just...
**[02:03] ---**
Look, hear me out.
**[02:04] ---**
No, don't bother. You're just going to
hole up at home, playing video games.
**[02:08] ---**
Good call!
**[02:10] ---**
They released way
too many games last month.
**[02:14] ---**
Sometimes I think you're a
very special type of idiot, Senpai.
**[02:21] ---**
Aw, man! Still buying all
the new time-sink titles, huh?
**[02:26] ---**
Which is why I'm taking 3 days off:
the festival and the day after.
**[02:30] ---**
I'll take the opportunity
to make some real progress.
**[02:34] ---**
And yet somehow you
deny being an introvert.
**[02:37] ---**
Besides, school festivals...
**[02:39] ---**
I don't hate them, but I have
no reason and no obligation to go.
**[02:44] ---**
"Obligation"?
**[02:45] ---**
None of my friends have
exhibits or booths this year,
**[02:48] ---**
and I'm not really into the pop idol
or comedy performances.
**[02:53] ---**
I figure I'm better off at home,
immersing myself in my hobby.
**[02:58] ---**
You're calculating the losses
and gains for a school festival--
**[03:02] ---**
you haven't noticed?
**[03:03] ---**
Noticed what?
**[03:05] ---**
This is hopeless.
**[03:06] ---**
When he decides something,
he goes through with it.
**[03:09] ---**
So many snap decisions--and all terrible!
**[03:12] ---**
Playing games takes precedence
over the school festival.
**[03:15] ---**
And he's in *college*!
**[03:19] ---**
He's almost a total failure!
**[03:22] ---**
Well, if he's not coming,
maybe I should take time off, too.
**[03:28] ---**
Okay--
**[03:29] ---**
can I come to your place
on the festival days, then?
**[03:31] ---**
I'll cook for you.
**[03:33] ---**
Really?
**[03:36] ---**
They never change, do they?
**[03:40] ---**
Hey. Got a second?
**[03:43] ---**
Hey! You look tired.
**[03:45] ---**
Hiya.
**[03:47] ---**
What are you two doing about the festival?
**[03:50] ---**
Not going.
**[03:51] ---**
It's a surprise three-day break!
**[03:54] ---**
I figured as much.
**[03:56] ---**
Oh.
**[03:58] ---**
I'm actually helping out with
the organizing committee this year.
**[04:02] ---**
You are?
**[04:03] ---**
No kidding! Is it hard work?
**[04:06] ---**
It's a real pain, as it turns out.
Takes up a lot of my time.
**[04:11] ---**
That's because you're such a people
person. You can't say no, am I right?
**[04:15] ---**
You got it.
**[04:17] ---**
Which is why I have to
get you two involved, at least.
**[04:21] ---**
Huh?
**[04:21] ---**
Oh, something a
committee-member friend asked me.
**[04:25] ---**
"What should we do
to increase attendance?"
**[04:29] ---**
They decided to go with my idea,
**[04:32] ---**
but now I'm stuck helping out because
I'm the one who suggested it.
**[04:35] ---**
What was your idea?
**[04:37] ---**
This right here.
**[04:37] ---**
"Vendor Stamp Rally"
***SIGN*** "Vendor Stamp Rally" "Collect stamps at booths for a chance to win great prizes!" "*500 yen = 1 stamp"
**[04:42] ---**
A stamp rally?
**[04:43] ---**
Yep. You get a stamp for every
500 yen spent at a given booth.
**[04:48] ---**
Each stamp gets you
one entry in the lottery we'll hold
**[04:52] ---**
on day 2 of the festival.
**[04:54] ---**
If your ticket's chosen,
you win a fabulous prize.
**[04:56] ---**
A lottery, eh?
**[04:58] ---**
"Fabulous"--sure you can aim that high?
**[05:01] ---**
Ah, less interested now
that you've dismissed them
**[05:03] ---**
as school-festival-grade prizes?
**[05:06] ---**
I'll just clue you in on the prizes
we'll be announcing tomorrow.
**[05:11] ---**
Let's see here...
**[05:15] ---**
A DC6-Pro?!
**[05:17] ---**
The console of my dreams! Gimme!
**[05:19] ---**
You've got some pricey prizes in here.
**[05:22] ---**
It was a real mess, let me tell you.
**[05:24] ---**
I wound up supervising
the entire stamp rally.
**[05:28] ---**
I'm keeping my mouth shut from now on.
**[05:40] ---**
Wanna go after all?
**[05:42] ---**
Where'd *that* come from?
**[05:44] ---**
I mean, you want that prize, right?
**[05:46] ---**
There's no telling if we'll win, but the
more people, the better our chances.
**[05:52] ---**
Are you sure?
Didn't you want to hole up at home?
**[05:55] ---**
It's fine. Now I've got
a reason *and* an obligation.
**[06:00] ---**
We'll load up on those stamps.
**[06:03] ---**
Yeah! We can hang out
at the school festival!
**[06:07] ---**
Good! I'm glad you've decided to go.
**[06:09] ---**
Now for a word of advice:
**[06:12] ---**
The most efficient stamp-gathering
starts at the most expensive booths.
**[06:18] ---**
I recommend the occult club.
**[06:21] ---**
Not only are their fortunes priced high,
**[06:24] ---**
word is they're authentic
and pretty accurate.
**[06:28] ---**
Well, I'm gonna be on my way.
**[06:30] ---**
Right. See you.
**[06:32] ---**
You two enjoy the heck out
of your school-festival date.
**[06:36] ---**
Later!
**[06:41] ---**
--That's not what this is!
--That's not what this is!
**[06:43] ---**
"School Festival"
**[06:51] ---**
Hell of a turnout, all right.
**[06:53] ---**
Please don't make that face.
**[06:56] ---**
They'll think you're a hoodlum
come to collect protection money.
**[06:59] ---**
What, at a school festival?
**[07:01] ---**
Where'd you learn about that, anyway?
**[07:03] ---**
"The Tiger Eats God"
**[07:03] ---**
In that game of yours, *The Tiger Eats God*.
**[07:07] ---**
"Kamubuki-cho Ichibandori"
**[07:07] ---**
Oh. So that's where.
**[07:10] ---**
Hand over the protection money, dumbass!
**[07:14] ---**
Let's just get those stamps
and head back home.
**[07:24] ---**
Hey--is this...
**[07:37] ---**
Great job, Senpai!
**[07:38] ---**
But of course!
***SIGN*** "Fortunes Told Occult Study Circle - Fortuneteller Corner" "Recommended: Tarot, Compatibility, Horoscope, Feng Shui"
**[07:43] ---**
This must be what Itsuhito
was talking about.
**[07:46] ---**
There's a good-sized line.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm a little beat from
running all over the place--
**[07:51] ---**
how about we line up here
and rest for a while?
**[07:54] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[07:58] ---**
Is there a particular kind
of fortune you want told?
**[08:01] ---**
Mmm, not especially.
**[08:03] ---**
Yeah, me neither.
**[08:06] ---**
We can have them divine tips and
hidden secrets for your latest game!
**[08:11] ---**
That stuff's all online.
**[08:13] ---**
Now *you* think of something, Senpai.
**[08:16] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:18] ---**
I'll ask them to find me
a pet-friendly place
**[08:21] ---**
that's near a station
and a convenience store.
**[08:24] ---**
*That's* all online, too!
**[08:26] ---**
Right?
**[08:27] ---**
Isn't that nice?
**[08:30] ---**
--Oho!
--Right?
**[08:33] ---**
Are these people looking
at us a lot or what?
**[08:37] ---**
They sure are.
**[08:39] ---**
And this line...
**[08:44] ---**
Next, please!
***SIGN*** "Occult Study Circle" "Compatibility & Romance Fortunes Told!" "Step Right Up!"
**[08:46] ---**
Okay.
**[08:54] ---**
I'd heard it was authentic and all...
**[08:57] ---**
It's got that real-deal feel.
**[09:00] ---**
Oh--Hana!
**[09:04] ---**
Oh! You're in the occult club, Ito?
**[09:07] ---**
As it turns out, my fortunes
got rave reviews last year,
**[09:12] ---**
so I'm back again this year.
**[09:15] ---**
Anyway...
**[09:18] ---**
You came together.
**[09:21] ---**
So *that's* how it is.
**[09:25] ---**
Oh, this is so hard to do with friends...
**[09:29] ---**
Please--take a seat.
**[09:34] ---**
What are you going to ask
her about, Senpai? *Not* apartments.
**[09:37] ---**
--Apartments?
--Well...
**[09:40] ---**
I'll be job-hunting next
year--something along those lines?
**[09:44] ---**
Huh?
**[09:45] ---**
Um... didn't you know?
**[09:48] ---**
Know what?
**[09:49] ---**
The occult club only
tells romance fortunes.
**[09:53] ---**
--News to me!
--News to me!
**[09:55] ---**
I get it now...
**[09:58] ---**
*That's* why the line was all women.
**[10:02] ---**
Well, um, er...
**[10:04] ---**
Shall we try somewhere else?
**[10:07] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:08] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
Sorry, Ito.
**[10:10] ---**
Sorry. We'll get out of your way.
**[10:13] ---**
What? No!
**[10:15] ---**
Now just hold on!
**[10:17] ---**
Where'd they all come from?!
**[10:20] ---**
It's true: Some guys try
to escape at the last second.
**[10:23] ---**
No cold feet allowed.
This is how we do things here.
**[10:27] ---**
I'm sorry--we didn't realize
when we came in.
**[10:32] ---**
Can we ask for a stamp without
getting a reading? We'll pay you!
**[10:37] ---**
What?! Who even *are* you? No way!
**[10:40] ---**
I *despise* selfish children like you!
**[10:43] ---**
Your bodies are grown,
but you're still mentally a child!
**[10:48] ---**
Worst of all, you strung along
our most promising newcomer!
**[10:52] ---**
Once you're in here,
you *will* let us tell your fortune!
**[10:56] ---**
This is tyranny!
**[10:58] ---**
You shut up!
**[10:59] ---**
People are waiting--get
your fortune told already!
**[11:02] ---**
Go on, Ito! Go ahead and give it to them!
**[11:05] ---**
I-It's not that simple.
**[11:06] ---**
I haven't even asked
Sakurai his birthday yet.
**[11:10] ---**
I'm so sorry. This is the occult club--
**[11:12] ---**
the senior members can be
so serious about fortunes.
**[11:18] ---**
Let's just have our fortunes told, Senpai.
**[11:22] ---**
We're just wasting time if we resist--
**[11:25] ---**
and causing problems
for the folks in line.
**[11:31] ---**
All right, then...
**[11:35] ---**
Whoa...
**[11:37] ---**
She said "whoa."
**[11:39] ---**
Keep your reactions inaudible,
at the very least.
**[11:43] ---**
I'm done.
**[11:45] ---**
I can't tell--how did it go?
**[11:47] ---**
Well, fortunes are fortunes, after all...
**[11:51] ---**
They don't determine individual opinion.
**[11:54] ---**
You could say it all depends
on how the couple feels.
**[11:57] ---**
What's with the long preface?
Is it that bad?
**[12:01] ---**
It's eye-poppingly good!
**[12:04] ---**
"Eye-poppingly"?!
**[12:05] ---**
This is a little dicey, all right...
**[12:07] ---**
It is?
**[12:09] ---**
Out of everyone I've seen this past year,
no one's been a more perfect match!
**[12:14] ---**
This card indicates
that you two just click!
**[12:17] ---**
This one represents mutual trust!
**[12:19] ---**
This is a stable future! This one
means you're the perfect couple!
**[12:25] ---**
So you really *can* get
all these cards at once!
**[12:29] ---**
Uh-oh. Ito's going full-throttle.
**[12:32] ---**
Oh! But...
**[12:34] ---**
I heard that you two aren't even dating.
**[12:38] ---**
I see...
**[12:40] ---**
And you're *so* compatible, too.
What a waste.
**[12:44] ---**
Why *aren't* you dating?
**[12:48] ---**
B-B-B-Beats me!
**[12:50] ---**
Usually I only see women.
**[12:52] ---**
It's so rare for a couple
to come in together
**[12:54] ---**
that I figured you were past
the whole fortunes thing!
**[12:58] ---**
I'm sure everyone in line
thought the same thing.
**[13:02] ---**
You should just date already!
**[13:04] ---**
You're really just
so amazingly compatible!
**[13:07] ---**
And then you were asleep
in each others' arms on campus--
**[13:10] ---**
Okay, Ito, that's quite enough.
**[13:13] ---**
It's overkill!
**[13:16] ---**
Chin up...
**[13:22] ---**
Tell me: Was that a true reading?
Unscripted?
**[13:26] ---**
It was the real thing.
**[13:29] ---**
Don't worry--Ito doesn't
really do lip service.
**[13:33] ---**
Really. That's good to hear.
**[13:36] ---**
Thanks for letting this non-member in.
**[13:38] ---**
Happy?
**[13:44] ---**
Ecstatic!
**[13:45] ---**
Oh, uh... okay.
**[13:49] ---**
Well, I'm off to tail those two.
**[13:51] ---**
Thanks again! Bye!
**[13:55] ---**
Bye! See you at the café!
**[14:03] ---**
How was it?
**[14:05] ---**
Good enough to nearly knock me
off my feet more than once.
**[14:10] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[14:12] ---**
Me, I've already collapsed.
**[14:15] ---**
Get home and sleep, then.
**[14:16] ---**
I can't leave yet. There's so
much post-event clean-up.
**[14:21] ---**
How... did I...
**[14:25] ---**
I'm not even... on the committee...
**[14:29] ---**
Well, good job.
**[14:33] ---**
When I first heard about this plan,
I thought it was unnecessary.
**[14:37] ---**
"Step 1: Invite Uzaki & Sak to the festival.
Stamp rally (Sakaki): Great prize"
**[14:37] ---**
But to be able to see all that...
I can't complain.
***SIGN*** "Step 2: Uzaki & Sak come to the festival. --> Occult club: Romance fortune (Asai sneaks in)"
**[14:41] ---**
Having their romance fortune told?
Like I'd miss *that*!
**[14:45] ---**
Still, blowing everything on the lead-up
and missing the big show is sad indeed.
**[14:51] ---**
Props for putting up a good fight.
**[14:54] ---**
Job well done. May you be at peace.
**[14:59] ---**
Rats!
**[15:03] ---**
I lost them...
**[15:09] ---**
Are you calmer now?
**[15:12] ---**
Yeah... sorry. I didn't know it
was... that kind of thing.
**[15:16] ---**
'Course not. It's fine, really.
**[15:19] ---**
Thinking about it now,
I bet that was one of Sakaki's traps.
**[15:23] ---**
A little late, if you ask me.
**[15:26] ---**
Yeah... I can see that.
**[15:30] ---**
Damn...
**[15:33] ---**
I can't look at Uzaki's face.
**[15:36] ---**
Did that reading open her eyes somehow?
**[15:40] ---**
You and me...
**[15:42] ---**
What do you think about us
being so compatible?
**[15:49] ---**
What kind of question is that?
How should I answer?
**[15:54] ---**
Well, uh... it sure beats
being *in*compatible... right?
**[16:08] ---**
Eh, I wouldn't think about it too much.
**[16:12] ---**
Fortune-telling is basically
just a game for us girls.
**[16:16] ---**
Oh... okay.
**[16:21] ---**
How the couple feels, huh?
**[16:29] ---**
The grand prize winner!
**[16:31] ---**
Yesss!
**[16:35] ---**
I should have made her tell
my lottery fortune instead.
**[16:41] ---**
It's two days after the fortune-telling;
**[16:43] ---**
there are no classes as the
festival booths are coming down.
**[16:46] ---**
It's a welcome day off for those
students who didn't run booths,
**[16:51] ---**
but Sakurai was still preoccupied.
**[16:54] ---**
Man, what's going on?
I'm flat-out exhausted.
**[16:59] ---**
I still can't get that out of my head.
**[17:01] ---**
It's eye-poppingly good!
**[17:04] ---**
And you're *so* compatible, too.
**[17:06] ---**
Why *aren't* you dating?
**[17:11] ---**
If it's up to the couple,
why don't you just butt out?
**[17:15] ---**
That wasn't the only thing
bothering Sakurai...
**[17:22] ---**
Why was Uzaki making that face?
**[17:29] ---**
Well, *she* doesn't seem too concerned.
**[17:32] ---**
Hey, is there any way I can help?
**[17:36] ---**
No, not really.
**[17:38] ---**
Nabe is just cutting stuff up
and simmering it.
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[17:42] ---**
Besides, you're not a good
enough cook to help out yet.
**[17:46] ---**
I'm actually better off alone.
**[17:49] ---**
You can set the table, Senpai.
It's almost ready.
**[17:55] ---**
Got it.
**[18:00] ---**
Yeah, she's not worried.
**[18:03] ---**
She *did* say fortunes are just a game.
**[18:06] ---**
She came here to cook
for me, too... I feel bad.
**[18:11] ---**
All right: *I'm* not going
to fret anymore, either.
**[18:14] ---**
Just be your everyday, natural self.
**[18:16] ---**
Like Uzaki.
**[18:20] ---**
That was not the case.
**[18:22] ---**
In contrast to the bewildered Sakurai,
**[18:24] ---**
Uzaki was in such high spirits
that even *she* didn't notice.
**[18:28] ---**
Look out! Hot food, comin' through!
**[18:31] ---**
It had been about
five years--since high school.
**[18:34] ---**
Though she hadn't considered their
compatibility over their long relationship,
**[18:38] ---**
it had now received a seal of approval,
**[18:41] ---**
which put Uzaki in a fantastic mood.
**[18:44] ---**
But her interpretation
differed slightly from Sakurai's.
**[18:49] ---**
If we're so compatible,
**[18:51] ---**
that must mean
Senpai *really* needs me around.
**[18:55] ---**
Emotional bias!
**[18:57] ---**
This variety of cognitive bias
**[18:59] ---**
means we prefer--and accept--the
data that's most convenient for us.
**[19:04] ---**
Guess I'll keep paying attention to him,
so he doesn't get lonely!
**[19:04] ---**
"Emotional bias"
**[19:05] ---**
"Emotional bias"
"Cognitive bias"
**[19:08] ---**
The fortune brought
happy news for Uzaki...
**[19:13] ---**
Let's dig in.
**[19:14] ---**
I mean, it makes sense!
**[19:16] ---**
I *am* the only woman
who gives Senpai any attention.
**[19:20] ---**
...but biased thoughts fed on
biased data, soon to run amok.
**[19:26] ---**
You know, he seemed
pretty aware of it, too.
**[19:30] ---**
He was beet red!
**[19:32] ---**
And *that*...
**[19:33] ---**
Do you think Senpai likes me?
**[19:37] ---**
...is how...
**[19:38] ---**
He only has eyes for me!
**[19:41] ---**
...*this* happened:
**[19:42] ---**
He can't live without me!
**[19:46] ---**
A warped and self-serving conclusion
was born, within Uzaki alone.
**[19:51] ---**
Hey, yeah! Me and Senpai!
**[19:55] ---**
We can't help it--we're
just so compatible!
**[19:58] ---**
Not all of it could necessarily
be chalked up to Uzaki's delusions.
**[20:03] ---**
She's smiling more than usual today.
**[20:06] ---**
Probably planning
something else infuriating.
**[20:08] ---**
Hey, Senpai, Senpai!
**[20:10] ---**
Yeah?
**[20:11] ---**
Isn't there something you
wanted to say to me? Huh? Huh?
**[20:16] ---**
Thanks for cooking for me again.
I'm enjoying it.
**[20:19] ---**
No, not that. Isn't there something *else*?
**[20:22] ---**
It's tasty, too, as always.
You really are a great cook.
**[20:26] ---**
No, no, no--not that.
**[20:28] ---**
Right--the cost of today's ingredients.
**[20:31] ---**
I better pay up before I forget.
**[20:33] ---**
Oh, come *on*.
**[20:35] ---**
Pass the ponzu.
**[20:38] ---**
Still, a partner is a partner.
**[20:41] ---**
What's up, Uzaki?
**[20:43] ---**
This... moron of a man...
**[20:47] ---**
He has a *long* way to go
before he can tease *me*.
**[20:51] ---**
Why are you so mad all of a sudden?
**[20:53] ---**
What is it? Was it something I said?
**[20:56] ---**
Tell me! I'll apologize!
**[21:02] ---**
That's right--he's an airhead.
**[21:06] ---**
C'mon!
**[21:07] ---**
Look, just hurry up and eat, would you?!
**[21:10] ---**
Jeez, you dummy!
**[21:12] ---**
Whoa, watch out! Okay, okay--I'm eating!
**[21:15] ---**
I won't ask again.
**[21:17] ---**
Sheesh... pretending you don't know.
**[21:19] ---**
You really are hopeless, you know that?
**[21:22] ---**
Even though I knew he wasn't
the type to suddenly get all greedy...
**[21:26] ---**
Guess I'll leave it there for today.
**[21:30] ---**
I mean...
**[21:30] ---**
It's all up to Senpai's attitude now!
**[21:32] ---**
There's gonna be
a lot to think about! Yep!
**[21:36] ---**
Choosing the status quo
while mentally celebrating her win:
**[21:40] ---**
In the end, Uzaki, too, was a wuss.
**[21:44] ---**
Though the fortune
had ruffled their feathers,
**[21:46] ---**
the two found serenity once more.
**[21:49] ---**
Pass the *shichimi*.
**[21:50] ---**
Here.
**[21:58] ---**
That being said, their relationship
*had*changed in some small way.
**[22:04] ---**
**[22:06] ---**
***SIGN*** "Next Time" "Episode 4: Uzaki-chan Wants to Be Number One!"
# E4 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Be Number One!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ92NP/uzaki-chan-wants-to-be-number-one)
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**[00:05] ---**
So that's how it is...
Me and Senpai, compatible...
**[00:10] ---**
It's eye-poppingly good!
**[00:12] ---**
Why *aren't* you dating?
**[00:24] ---**
Mom! Hana's drowning!
**[00:26] ---**
What?! Hana! Stay with me, now!
**[00:38] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[02:01] ---**
"Asia Café"
"Episode 2: Uzaki-chan
Wants to Be Number One!"
**[02:06] ---**
Sooo basically, it would
seem that Senpai likes me.
**[02:12] ---**
I'm telling you,
I'm a femme fatale--a femme fatale!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, uh... sure.
**[02:19] ---**
Is that what happened
after the school festival?
**[02:21] ---**
That's right! I'd wondered a little,
you know, for a while now.
**[02:27] ---**
But with a reaction like that?
**[02:29] ---**
Right on target!
**[02:31] ---**
What? This late in the game?
**[02:33] ---**
Still on that, huh?
**[02:35] ---**
So that's why she's all smiles today.
**[02:38] ---**
Look at her, beaming with joy.
**[02:41] ---**
Hey, Uzaki, looked in a mirror recently?
**[02:44] ---**
Huh? I mean, I wash my face
and brush my teeth, so yeah.
**[02:49] ---**
She's in no state to hear the irony.
**[02:51] ---**
Still, though...
**[02:54] ---**
Setting aside Uzaki's logic for now,
**[02:56] ---**
this is about the last thing
we expected to happen!
**[02:58] ---**
But...
**[03:00] ---**
I can't believe those two
useless twerps made it this far!
**[03:04] ---**
But...
**[03:05] ---**
We're so close... we're almost there...
**[03:08] ---**
And yet... though
it's right before our eyes...
**[03:15] ---**
There's no way
they'll get to the finish line.
**[03:19] ---**
What do we do now?
**[03:21] ---**
It's up to those two, wouldn't you say?
**[03:24] ---**
Not much we can do from the sidelines.
**[03:27] ---**
I *have* been thinking lately about
letting this evolve at their own pace...
**[03:35] ---**
Your daughter's not looking so hot.
**[03:37] ---**
Maybe because a partial goal is in sight?
**[03:41] ---**
Once the slaughter's over,
it becomes a whole new kind of torture.
**[03:45] ---**
So this time around...
**[03:47] ---**
...we have to come to their rescue.
**[03:50] ---**
By the way, where's Sak?
**[03:53] ---**
Hmm? Oh, Sakurai has the day off.
**[03:56] ---**
Senpai? He bought another
new game and rushed back home!
**[04:01] ---**
And with all those unfinished games
just piling up, too.
**[04:04] ---**
That rascal!
**[04:06] ---**
Wow, she pounced on that *fast*.
**[04:09] ---**
You don't play with him?
**[04:11] ---**
I think he wants to enjoy
the first playthrough by himself.
**[04:14] ---**
I hate to stand in the way of his fun.
**[04:17] ---**
That's surprisingly thoughtful of her.
**[04:20] ---**
She's usually barging in
over there uninvited.
**[04:26] ---**
I mean... he likes me, right?
**[04:31] ---**
She's made up her mind!
**[04:33] ---**
So.... me going to his
house alone would be...
**[04:37] ---**
Well... you know.
**[04:39] ---**
What?!
**[04:41] ---**
She's not being thoughtful--oh, no.
**[04:44] ---**
Uzaki's just plain scared!
**[04:46] ---**
What a hassle...
**[04:49] ---**
Aren't you kind of past that point?
**[04:52] ---**
You've been to
Sak's place plenty of times.
**[04:55] ---**
You've even spent the night there.
**[04:58] ---**
And wasn't it you who said he was
the safest creature in the whole world?
**[05:03] ---**
W-Well, yeah, but...
**[05:05] ---**
After that fortune-telling...
**[05:08] ---**
I thought maybe he
might've changed his mind.
**[05:12] ---**
Are you kid--
**[05:14] ---**
Ami has snapped!
**[05:16] ---**
I don't know... It would take
a lot for that square to change.
**[05:21] ---**
But we can't know for sure--being
a proper adult man and all.
**[05:26] ---**
Like you're one to talk.
**[05:31] ---**
A blow-up won't accomplish anything.
**[05:33] ---**
Sorry...
**[05:35] ---**
But with everything
that's happened thus far,
**[05:38] ---**
I just got... annoyed.
**[05:42] ---**
It happens.
**[05:43] ---**
They're fine at first, but things
get awkward as time goes on.
**[05:49] ---**
I figured Uzaki would be
full speed ahead--
**[05:51] ---**
who knew she'd be so passive
when push came to shove?
**[05:55] ---**
Which means--
**[05:57] ---**
That Sak and this Uzaki...
**[05:59] ---**
I can only picture them hovering
*just* in front of the finish line.
**[06:03] ---**
It's no use.
**[06:04] ---**
I can't keep looking out
for them after their epiphany!
**[06:07] ---**
I'm dying to see how this ends!
**[06:09] ---**
But...
**[06:12] ---**
We definitely can't keep
this up the way they are now.
**[06:15] ---**
What a rude rendition.
**[06:19] ---**
"Senpai
(Introvert)"
**[06:22] ---**
What's up, Senpai?
**[06:24] ---**
I beat it solo, but I'm kind
of starting to lose interest.
**[06:28] ---**
If you buy a copy, too,
I'll co-op with you.
**[06:31] ---**
Seriously?! I'm pretty busy
over here, I'll have you know!
**[06:35] ---**
--Oh, okay. Some other time--
--No, it's fine!
**[06:38] ---**
I'll help you out, if you insist.
**[06:41] ---**
I mean, I *guess*--if I have to!
**[06:45] ---**
Man, I turned him down and everything,
**[06:49] ---**
but he's just so insistent!
**[06:56] ---**
Well, I'm off!
**[06:58] ---**
So you'll go when you're invited?!
**[07:01] ---**
What's your take?
**[07:03] ---**
Well, with one thing and another,
I'm getting more and more ticked off!
**[07:06] ---**
I hear you. I'll come up
with a new strategy.
**[07:11] ---**
It's high time we gave
those two a jump-start.
**[07:14] ---**
We just have to.
**[07:16] ---**
And so their own co-op began.
**[07:20] ---**
I don't know about this...
**[07:22] ---**
Uzaki in particular is
overlooking a crucial point.
**[07:26] ---**
We have to tell her that much.
**[07:28] ---**
In which case...
**[07:30] ---**
Can we toss them in a locked room
for a few days? Or on a deserted island?
**[07:35] ---**
No--a snowy mountain. It's almost winter.
**[07:37] ---**
If we can just trap them alone
together in some extreme situation...
**[07:41] ---**
Maybe something a little less... unusual.
**[07:44] ---**
"Asia Café"
"Some Days Later..."
**[07:49] ---**
Welcome!
**[07:51] ---**
Hey, gang.
**[07:53] ---**
Sakaki! You're here a lot lately.
**[07:56] ---**
Senpai has the day off today.
**[07:58] ---**
Looks that way.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[08:01] ---**
That's how we planned it.
**[08:03] ---**
Sparkle.
**[08:04] ---**
They'd tweaked Sakurai's and Uzaki's
shifts so they'd come in separately
**[08:08] ---**
and be tackled one by one:
**[08:10] ---**
the so-called "Siege of Uzaki."
**[08:14] ---**
Then *I* said as much, too!
**[08:15] ---**
"Closed"
**[08:17] ---**
And then Senpai--know what he did?
**[08:19] ---**
She chattered away till closing time.
Still as giddy as ever.
**[08:24] ---**
It's been about a week since the festival,
and no movement--just gloating.
**[08:30] ---**
The finish line's in sight,
and we're stuck in a holding pattern.
**[08:34] ---**
No, Ami--calm down.
**[08:37] ---**
Today's the day we give
Uzaki a kick in the pants!
**[08:40] ---**
But how, when she's full
of such full-throttle cheer?
**[08:46] ---**
Yeah, but Uzaki...
**[08:48] ---**
It's fine to gloat and all, but are you
sure you can let your guard down?
**[08:53] ---**
My guard?
**[08:54] ---**
I've been thinking.
This "Sak likes Uzaki" thing--
**[08:58] ---**
you're just... *saying* that, right?
**[09:00] ---**
Th-This man...!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh, my. He really went there.
**[09:04] ---**
That--
**[09:05] ---**
That's not... true... probably.
**[09:09] ---**
Did you see how Sak feels?
**[09:12] ---**
I think you need to make sure.
**[09:14] ---**
M-Make sure?
**[09:17] ---**
You might not know this, but Sak's
pretty popular with his classmates.
**[09:22] ---**
He's *what*?!
**[09:24] ---**
We count a lot of Sakurai
fans among our customers, too.
**[09:27] ---**
He's a nice boy.
**[09:29] ---**
You know that, right?
**[09:31] ---**
Wha-*What*?
**[09:33] ---**
Sakurai?
**[09:34] ---**
He makes a scary first impression--and
he seems hard to get close to.
**[09:40] ---**
But when you *do* get up close,
he's earnest--and kind!
**[09:44] ---**
Right?
**[09:45] ---**
There might be girls in our smaller
classes who have their eyes on Sakurai.
**[09:49] ---**
OMG, I said it!
**[09:50] ---**
He does his work properly and all.
He's really a good kid!
**[09:54] ---**
If I were a little younger,
I'd be going after him myself!
**[10:01] ---**
What is this...
back sweat, all of a sudden...
**[10:06] ---**
But with Uzaki always hanging around,
they know he's not unattached.
**[10:12] ---**
In short,
**[10:13] ---**
Sak's a great guy once
you get used to seeing him!
**[10:15] ---**
A regular hunk, with conditions!
**[10:17] ---**
A hunk--with conditions?!
**[10:21] ---**
The most father and
daughter have nodded all year.
**[10:24] ---**
That's what I mean about
letting your guard down.
**[10:27] ---**
He's a container of fries in
a flock of hungry seagulls.
**[10:31] ---**
You should stake your claim
sooner rather than later.
**[10:36] ---**
Heck, even Asai's been giving
Sak the *most*lascivious looks.
**[10:44] ---**
--Is that true, Ami?!
--I-I-I have not either!
**[10:47] ---**
What? You're sneaking peeks
at him all the time.
**[10:50] ---**
Please don't lie.
**[10:52] ---**
I hardly ever come here, and *I've* noticed.
**[10:55] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[10:56] ---**
I mean, he *is* pretty nicely built.
**[11:01] ---**
So you *do* stare at him!
**[11:03] ---**
Not like that, I don't! Rude!
**[11:05] ---**
Yes, you do.
**[11:07] ---**
Dad!
**[11:09] ---**
You do tone it down around customers.
**[11:11] ---**
Da-ad! I do not either
give him lecherous looks!
**[11:15] ---**
Sakaki, if you would?
**[11:22] ---**
See? There's one now.
**[11:24] ---**
I've seen that look before!
**[11:26] ---**
N-No!
**[11:27] ---**
I can't help it, Hana!
My gaze just gets sucked in!
**[11:31] ---**
So she quietly acknowledges it.
**[11:32] ---**
I-It's not like I like
Sakurai or anything!
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, but I don't hate him, either...
**[11:39] ---**
I thought he was likeable,
but--how can I say this--
**[11:41] ---**
that... sparkle of his? No, not that...
**[11:43] ---**
Um, er, let's see...
**[11:45] ---**
I know:
**[11:46] ---**
I'm only after his body!
**[11:51] ---**
Not like that!
**[11:54] ---**
You get it now, right, Uzaki?
**[11:56] ---**
Sak could have even more
sexbeasts like this in his orbit.
**[11:58] ---**
"Sexbeast"
**[12:00] ---**
Don't call me that!
**[12:02] ---**
It's nice to be giddy, but if you think
you want to be with Sak like that...
**[12:07] ---**
...you might want to
hurry things up a bit.
**[12:10] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[12:12] ---**
...even so...
**[12:15] ---**
Hey, everybody.
**[12:17] ---**
Ah, Sakurai.
**[12:20] ---**
Didn't you have the day off, Sak?
**[12:22] ---**
Uzaki said we'd eat at
my place once she was off work,
**[12:26] ---**
but it gets dark so early nowadays
**[12:29] ---**
that I thought I should come get her.
**[12:32] ---**
Exactly that kind of thing.
**[12:35] ---**
J-Just let me get changed.
**[12:38] ---**
Sure.
**[12:39] ---**
Wanna join us, Itsuhito?
**[12:40] ---**
Ooh, sorry. I've got *crazy*
important stuff to do.
**[12:44] ---**
Oh.
**[12:46] ---**
Say, Ami.
**[12:47] ---**
You okay? You've been staring
at the ceiling this whole time.
**[12:51] ---**
I'm sorry, Sakurai.
This will have to do for today.
**[12:55] ---**
This must be exactly what
they mean by "I can't face him"...
**[12:58] ---**
What?
**[13:01] ---**
Well, we've kindled that fire.
Wonder how it'll turn out?
**[13:05] ---**
I feel so much better!
**[13:07] ---**
At the great expense
of your dignity, but still!
**[13:13] ---**
Ugh! I hate you!
**[13:14] ---**
I know.
**[13:24] ---**
You're so quiet today, Uzaki.
**[13:27] ---**
I-I wouldn't say that.
**[13:30] ---**
Now, what should
I make for dinner tonight?
**[13:33] ---**
I'm itching to get started!
**[13:48] ---**
All right.
**[13:49] ---**
Next, the breadcrumbs.
**[13:49] ---**
"Breadcrumbs"
**[13:51] ---**
You don't have to measure
them that carefully, Sakurai.
**[13:55] ---**
You're infuriating!
**[13:57] ---**
Rough estimates
are fine for stuff like this!
**[13:59] ---**
But croquettes are my first fried food.
**[14:03] ---**
If I happen to screw them up somehow...
**[14:06] ---**
But it's so exhausting to weigh
so precisely every single time.
**[14:10] ---**
Then what should I do?
**[14:12] ---**
Well...
**[14:14] ---**
Let me show you how to eyeball amounts.
**[14:17] ---**
Eyeballing?!
**[14:18] ---**
Are you sure a beginner
can use such a high-level skill?
**[14:23] ---**
It's not particularly high-level...
**[14:26] ---**
As the name suggests,
**[14:28] ---**
you use your eyes
to remember the right amount.
**[14:33] ---**
Here's the 10 grams
you measured out earlier.
**[14:36] ---**
Got that?
**[14:38] ---**
I think so.
**[14:40] ---**
Now pour out about
the same amount of salt.
**[14:42] ---**
All right.
**[14:49] ---**
Okay!
**[14:50] ---**
Really?
**[14:51] ---**
Sure. It doesn't have
to be an exact match.
**[14:58] ---**
Sakurai really is so serious, isn't he?
**[15:01] ---**
That's my senpai for you.
**[15:07] ---**
You should stake your claim
sooner rather than later.
**[15:12] ---**
Hana?!
**[15:12] ---**
Huh? Oh! It's nothing--nothing at all.
**[15:20] ---**
Time for a break.
**[15:26] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:27] ---**
Senpai can be the obsessive type,
**[15:30] ---**
so he might keep going
till he's mastered it.
**[15:32] ---**
You don't mind, Mom?
**[15:34] ---**
Oh, it's fine by me.
**[15:37] ---**
I mean, he *is* helping to make our dinner.
**[15:40] ---**
Well, I'm glad you're okay with it.
**[15:44] ---**
Although that's not the
only reason he comes over.
**[15:52] ---**
Mom, what do you think of Sakurai?
**[15:56] ---**
Is this it? Is it finally happening?
**[16:00] ---**
It is not.
**[16:02] ---**
Wh-Why do you ask?
**[16:04] ---**
Well, um... some people have been saying
**[16:08] ---**
that he's pretty popular with the girls.
**[16:11] ---**
Huh?
**[16:12] ---**
So I thought I'd... get your opinion.
**[16:17] ---**
Oh? Does that mean...?
**[16:23] ---**
Lemme go feed them.
**[16:24] ---**
C'mon.
**[16:26] ---**
Hana?
**[16:31] ---**
You might not know this, but Sak's
pretty popular with his classmates.
**[16:36] ---**
No. No way! He absolutely is not either!
**[16:39] ---**
But... what if...
**[16:44] ---**
"*Uzaki's delusion"
**[16:48] ---**
Here.
**[16:50] ---**
Sakurai...
**[16:52] ---**
You okay?
**[16:53] ---**
A class drinking party is
no excuse to go overboard.
**[16:58] ---**
You're so kind, Sakurai.
**[17:00] ---**
Of course--we're classmates.
**[17:04] ---**
Classmates, huh?
**[17:11] ---**
H-Hey, get a hold of yourself...
**[17:19] ---**
I... I love you, Sakurai.
**[17:26] ---**
Me, too!
**[17:27] ---**
--And me!
--So do I!
--Me, too! --And me!
**[17:29] ---**
--Sakurai!
--Sakurai!
**[17:35] ---**
Nope nope nope nope nope!
**[17:37] ---**
*I'm* the one Senpai likes!
**[17:44] ---**
I wonder what Hana
wanted to ask me earlier.
**[17:48] ---**
This doesn't feel right...
**[17:50] ---**
Um--
**[17:52] ---**
I'm so sorry! I didn't
mean to startle you.
**[17:55] ---**
No, no, *I'm* sorry! What is it?
**[18:00] ---**
I've formed all the
croquettes into round patties.
**[18:03] ---**
Okay, we'll bread them next.
**[18:06] ---**
All right.
**[18:12] ---**
I went and startled her.
**[18:14] ---**
I should have called
to her from the kitchen.
**[18:17] ---**
But what should I have called her?
**[18:20] ---**
Ma'am? Miss? Mrs. Uzaki?
**[18:26] ---**
Er...
**[18:28] ---**
What's up?
**[18:29] ---**
Could you... tell me
your first name, please?
**[18:37] ---**
Why? Whatever for?
**[18:39] ---**
It would so dramatically close
the distance between us...
**[18:42] ---**
Don't tell me this boy is...?
**[18:48] ---**
I have a favor to ask.
**[18:50] ---**
Won't you let me
call you by your first name?
**[18:55] ---**
But... that would be...
**[18:57] ---**
Y-Your name? No--you can't!
**[19:00] ---**
You have a husband and kids!
You can't give your heart to this *child*!
**[19:04] ---**
Good.
**[19:06] ---**
If you won't let me call you by your name,
**[19:09] ---**
it only shows how prominent
I am in your mind.
**[19:16] ---**
It does?
**[19:19] ---**
It's... Tsuki. Tsuki Uzaki.
**[19:25] ---**
I'm still safe.
**[19:26] ---**
If I'm just giving him
my name... I'm still safe.
**[19:29] ---**
And so her own strange
game of chicken had begun.
**[19:32] ---**
Then can I call you Ms. Tsuki?
**[19:35] ---**
Y-Yes, please... if it's easier...
**[19:38] ---**
Th-Thou mayst.
**[19:40] ---**
Is this a period piece?
**[19:45] ---**
They're ready once the outside
is an appetizing golden-brown.
**[19:48] ---**
G-Got it.
**[19:50] ---**
Hey, Senpai! Are they almost ready?
**[19:54] ---**
Not yet, Uzaki. Can't let my guard down.
**[19:57] ---**
If this explodes, the whole
house'll be blown sky-high!
**[20:00] ---**
As if!
**[20:01] ---**
You're *way* too scared of frying,
even for a beginner!
**[20:05] ---**
Honestly...
**[20:08] ---**
I just can't get a reading on those two.
**[20:13] ---**
But...
**[20:14] ---**
There's something I should
say as a mother--as an adult.
**[20:19] ---**
Hana? A moment?
**[20:22] ---**
When you asked me
what I thought of Sakurai--
**[20:27] ---**
you must feel unsure about him somehow.
**[20:32] ---**
I won't ask about it now.
I just wanted to tell you one thing:
**[20:36] ---**
The thing about boys, first and foremost,
**[20:39] ---**
is that they should be sincere.
**[20:42] ---**
Sincere...
**[20:44] ---**
They're done!
**[20:48] ---**
Just look how nicely you fried them!
**[20:51] ---**
You think so?
**[20:54] ---**
Want to try my very first croquettes?
**[20:58] ---**
If I have to.
I'll check if they're poisonous.
**[21:07] ---**
How is it, Uzaki?
**[21:12] ---**
Seeing that you learned
from my mom... it's delicious!
**[21:17] ---**
Putting aside Senpai's sincerity for now,
**[21:21] ---**
what worries me more...
**[21:26] ---**
"Sexbeast"
**[21:30] ---**
Better hurry it up, Uzaki.
**[21:35] ---**
...is everyone else.
**[21:36] ---**
It really is all thanks to Ms. Tsuki!
**[21:40] ---**
That's one more dish in my repertoire.
Thank you so much!
**[21:45] ---**
Not at all!
**[21:47] ---**
You catch on fast. A model student!
**[21:51] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[21:53] ---**
Looking forward to
my next lesson, Ms. Tsuki!
**[21:58] ---**
Everyone else...
**[22:01] ---**
Everyone... else...
**[22:03] ---**
**[22:05] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 5: The Whole
Uzaki Clan Wants to Get Together!"
# E5 - The Whole Uzaki Clan Wants to Get Together!
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**[00:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[00:02] ---**
Hey, Uzaki! I'm off today--just
came by to see how it's going.
**[00:06] ---**
Working hard or hardly working?
**[00:13] ---**
She's been like that since yesterday.
**[00:18] ---**
What did you do, Sakurai?
**[00:21] ---**
Honestly, it's like this
every dang time with you.
**[00:27] ---**
What?! Now wait just a second!
**[00:29] ---**
I'm totally in the dark here!
**[00:32] ---**
Yeah, but still... y'know?
**[00:35] ---**
Still... right?
**[00:39] ---**
Somewhere along the way
I've lost all credibility at work.
**[00:44] ---**
Um... hello there.
**[00:55] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:18] ---**
"Episode 5: The Whole Uzaki Clan
Wants to Get Together!"
**[02:20] ---**
Hana hasn't been herself since yesterday.
**[02:23] ---**
I thought maybe she was
causing problems for you folks.
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, no--don't worry about that.
She's been her usual cheery self.
**[02:37] ---**
Except toward Sakurai.
**[02:40] ---**
That's not good...
**[02:43] ---**
But Sakurai's definitely
behind this either way.
**[02:47] ---**
I've been racking
my brain over here, but...
**[02:50] ---**
I'm sorry. I've got nothing.
**[02:53] ---**
Still, a change like that is a big deal.
**[02:58] ---**
Wait...
**[03:00] ---**
Haven't we seen...
**[03:01] ---**
...something like this before?
**[03:04] ---**
I think it started yesterday evening.
**[03:07] ---**
"Breadcrumbs"
**[03:07] ---**
Sakurai, Hana, and I were having
a cooking lesson at our house.
**[03:12] ---**
It was like any other lesson at first...
**[03:15] ---**
But about when the dish was
finished--that's when her mood soured.
**[03:19] ---**
When I asked her why,
she only said, "No reason."
**[03:24] ---**
I really am sorry. That attitude
doesn't belong at the workplace.
**[03:28] ---**
Don't mention it.
**[03:29] ---**
That's right--it's not your fault.
**[03:32] ---**
I see. So you don't
know either, Ms. Tsuki.
**[03:37] ---**
No...
**[03:38] ---**
That's it!
That right there is definitely it!
**[03:41] ---**
Oho!
**[03:42] ---**
What is?
**[03:43] ---**
Tell us, Ami!
**[03:46] ---**
That's totally it!
**[03:48] ---**
"Closed"
**[03:49] ---**
Aha! Because Uzaki's the
only one I don't call by name?
**[03:53] ---**
Oh--but that's because...
**[03:55] ---**
I've always been resistant
to calling girls by their first name.
**[03:59] ---**
I know! So how come you're
okay doing that with my mom?!
**[04:04] ---**
If you're going in order,
*I'm* next in line!
**[04:06] ---**
Well, uh...
**[04:08] ---**
I-I can't bear this...
**[04:11] ---**
Still, to use her mother's
name so readily...
**[04:14] ---**
At a time when
Hana's still so indecisive...
**[04:17] ---**
It's obvious which one's
getting special treatment.
**[04:20] ---**
Can't... laugh...
**[04:23] ---**
I do feel a little bad for her, though.
**[04:25] ---**
Sakurai calls *me* by my first name, too.
**[04:29] ---**
All right--it's Hana's turn
to get a helping hand!
**[04:32] ---**
So you just have to get over your block
about calling Hana by her first name.
**[04:38] ---**
Wh-What now?
**[04:40] ---**
You need to get used to it, then!
**[04:42] ---**
Starting now,
no using *any* of our last names!
**[04:46] ---**
Huh?!
**[04:47] ---**
Just for today--and just here.
You can handle that much, right?
**[04:52] ---**
Don't give me that face!
**[04:54] ---**
I don't even know the owner's first name.
**[04:58] ---**
Call me Akihiko!
**[05:00] ---**
"Akihiko Asai, 51"
**[05:01] ---**
What's with the cute spin
you put on that, Akihiko?
**[05:05] ---**
Never mind that, Shinichi...
**[05:08] ---**
There's someone else here who needs
the first-name treatment more than I do.
**[05:17] ---**
You can do it, Shinichi!
**[05:19] ---**
Go get 'em, Shinichi!
**[05:20] ---**
We'll be over there.
You just take your time, Shinny.
**[05:25] ---**
They're enjoying this, all right.
**[05:30] ---**
Oh, but first of all...
**[05:32] ---**
I need to apologize.
**[05:35] ---**
I did the same damn thing all
over again and made you unhappy.
**[05:39] ---**
Boy, do I suck.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[05:44] ---**
Senpai...
**[05:47] ---**
You're trying to get by
without saying my name.
**[05:50] ---**
Nope: fail. Try again.
**[05:54] ---**
I'm sorry... Hana.
**[05:59] ---**
Say my name a few more times,
and I'll forgive you.
**[06:03] ---**
Sorry, Hana.
**[06:05] ---**
--Again.
--I screwed up, Hana.
**[06:07] ---**
Once more.
**[06:08] ---**
I apologize, Miss Hana.
**[06:10] ---**
Ooh, I like *that*!
**[06:13] ---**
That was much more
heartfelt than your first one.
**[06:16] ---**
Okay. I forgive you.
**[06:19] ---**
But...
**[06:21] ---**
Please do get used to it--even
a little at a time.
**[06:25] ---**
Okay, Shinichi?
**[06:29] ---**
Oh--since you're older than me,
maybe it should be "Mr. Shinichi."
**[06:36] ---**
What's wrong, Senpai?
Wait--are you blushing?
**[06:40] ---**
I-I am not!
**[06:41] ---**
Your face is beet-red, Shinichi!
**[06:44] ---**
You're seeing things!
**[06:46] ---**
You do have your cute moments, Shinichi!
**[06:49] ---**
Can it! And don't look at my face!
**[06:51] ---**
Mr. Shinichi!
**[06:52] ---**
Stop that!
**[06:54] ---**
There we go.
**[06:55] ---**
Looks like they've made up.
**[06:57] ---**
Those two... I'd heard
they'd been friends for ages--
**[07:01] ---**
yet all this fuss about names...
**[07:04] ---**
They're doing things all out of order.
**[07:08] ---**
How is she still taking
things the wrong way?
**[07:12] ---**
You and I need to have a
nice long chat, ma'am. For real.
**[07:16] ---**
Hey, which is better?
Shinichi or Mr. Shinichi?
**[07:21] ---**
--C'mon, Mr. Shinichi!
--Shut *up*!
**[07:27] ---**
I sense there's been a development!
**[07:29] ---**
"On a solo trip in Kansai"
**[07:33] ---**
Man, I'm beat.
**[07:36] ---**
Definitely what
I'd call mental exhaustion.
**[07:39] ---**
Shinichi!
**[07:41] ---**
Shinichi! Shinichi!
**[07:44] ---**
She's been teasing me
with my own name ever since.
**[07:48] ---**
I suppose all of this *was* my fault...
**[07:52] ---**
"One-Day Free Trial Coupon"
"Regularly ¥2,000"
**[07:53] ---**
A gym?
**[08:01] ---**
It's been a while since
I've worked up a sweat.
**[08:04] ---**
Being able to casually do this
on my own suits my personality.
**[08:07] ---**
It's perfect for blowing off steam, too.
**[08:13] ---**
All right. Next up...
**[08:15] ---**
Hmm? You there, with the piercing eyes.
Heading for the bench press?
**[08:21] ---**
Hang on--you need a spotter.
**[08:24] ---**
Oh, someone's here for a trial visit!
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, Fuji.
**[08:29] ---**
I work here.
**[08:31] ---**
Here, why don't I spot you?
**[08:34] ---**
Barbell work is prone to accidents,
so a spotter's a must.
**[08:38] ---**
A gym trope:
Busybody trainers flock to the young.
**[08:46] ---**
Eight... nine...
**[08:51] ---**
Ten!
**[08:53] ---**
Jumping in with three sets
of ten 100-kilo reps--impressive.
**[08:56] ---**
Okay! Stay strong till the end!
One more to go!
**[09:00] ---**
Got it!
**[09:01] ---**
E... leven!
**[09:04] ---**
Attaboy! Keep going! Last one!
**[09:10] ---**
Yesss! You did it! What effort!
**[09:14] ---**
All right--now get that last rep in!
**[09:17] ---**
C'mon! One more to finish!
**[09:22] ---**
Great! Now for the last one, for real! Go!
**[09:26] ---**
How many last reps *are* there?!
**[09:29] ---**
There's no way!
**[09:30] ---**
No! It'd be a waste to compromise here!
**[09:33] ---**
One more rep! Last one! You can do it!
**[09:36] ---**
Jeez, Fuji, lay off already!
Just spot the kid!
**[09:39] ---**
That's why I don't want
to ask him to be my spotter.
**[09:43] ---**
Go!
**[09:54] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[09:55] ---**
You were working so hard,
I got all fired up, too.
**[09:59] ---**
And *that's* why we keep
losing younger members.
**[10:03] ---**
Shh!
**[10:04] ---**
Still, I haven't been pushed
to my limits in a long time.
**[10:08] ---**
Oho!
**[10:10] ---**
Having a spotter really
does boost your efficiency.
**[10:13] ---**
Wow, someone who can keep up
with Fuji's enthusiasm. You're a beast!
**[10:18] ---**
For some reason, we don't have
many former athletic-club folks here.
**[10:23] ---**
Sakurai! Do you have any goals
you'd want to achieve if you joined?
**[10:28] ---**
Just as an example, uh...
I can be your trainer!
**[10:30] ---**
I can spot you--and come up
with more high-efficiency workouts!
**[10:34] ---**
Calm down, Fuji.
**[10:36] ---**
He's going hard on the sale pitch.
**[10:38] ---**
I like to work out,
but I don't have any specific goals.
**[10:42] ---**
Our doctors told us
we needed to exercise more.
**[10:45] ---**
Plus my daughter doesn't
like me--said I was lame.
**[10:49] ---**
My son's been mouthing off lately, too.
**[10:53] ---**
What do you say? A bulk-up
regimen for your fatherly dignity!
**[10:58] ---**
Nothing cooler than a battling dad!
**[11:00] ---**
I'm good.
**[11:02] ---**
I get the feeling your
workouts'd be excessive.
**[11:04] ---**
So mean!
**[11:06] ---**
Still, Sakurai, how about joining up?
**[11:09] ---**
The more folks you know,
the easier the workout.
**[11:11] ---**
That's true.
**[11:13] ---**
Invite your friends, too, if you like.
We'll all have fun together.
**[11:20] ---**
That might be nice.
**[11:21] ---**
Yesss!
**[11:23] ---**
Please do!
**[11:24] ---**
Not that Uzaki'd come if I did invite her.
**[11:26] ---**
What? Why would you pay
good money to get exhausted?
**[11:31] ---**
I can hear her already.
**[11:33] ---**
It's a good place for some alone time.
**[11:37] ---**
Sakurai! Do you have any goals?
**[11:40] ---**
Goals, huh? I really don't have any.
**[11:44] ---**
I'll just train everything.
**[11:47] ---**
Speaking of training...
I have to keep trying new things.
***SIGN*** "Senpai (Introvert)" "Thinking about another cooking lesson next week... (Tap for more)"
**[11:54] ---**
Oh--Senpai.
**[11:56] ---**
I'm home!
**[11:57] ---**
Hi, Dad.
**[12:00] ---**
Welcome home, Fujio.
**[12:02] ---**
Dinner will be ready soon.
**[12:04] ---**
Great! I'm starving.
**[12:04] ---**
"Fujio Uzaki, 46"
**[12:07] ---**
It's *you*.
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, Hana, a kid about
your age joined the gym today.
**[12:15] ---**
Huh! Good for you.
**[12:17] ---**
You don't have a lot of
younger people there, do you?
**[12:20] ---**
We sure don't--and it's just
not lively enough without them.
**[12:25] ---**
I hope this kid brings
his friends with him...
**[12:30] ---**
You wanna join?
**[12:31] ---**
And be surrounded by nothing
but old guys? No, thanks.
**[12:36] ---**
I hate being alone.
**[12:37] ---**
Don't be like that...
**[12:39] ---**
Actually, what would that shabby bunch
do if a cute girl like you approached?
**[12:46] ---**
Forget I said anything!
**[12:48] ---**
Okie-doke.
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, Mom? Senpai's talking
about another cooking lesson.
**[12:54] ---**
Goodness! When?
**[12:56] ---**
Is the usual Thursday still good?
**[12:59] ---**
Maybe you could do
simmered fish this time.
**[13:01] ---**
That's fine. I'll get ready for it.
**[13:04] ---**
Thanks! I'll let Senpai know.
**[13:07] ---**
Is Hana's senpai the one who
made all that udon a while back?
**[13:11] ---**
That's right. Lives alone
and wants to be a better cook.
**[13:16] ---**
Such a hard-working beginner, too.
**[13:19] ---**
Nice! Sheer determination--I like that!
**[13:22] ---**
She'll make a great wife one day.
**[13:25] ---**
Senpai's a guy.
**[13:28] ---**
And "Send."
**[13:30] ---**
Huh! Is that so?!
**[13:34] ---**
I'd sure like to meet him...
**[13:37] ---**
I know: I'll take that day off.
**[13:40] ---**
You can't, Fujio! You need to do your job!
**[13:48] ---**
I'm home!
**[13:50] ---**
Brrr! It really got cold fast.
**[13:55] ---**
"Yanagi Uzaki, 14 -
Middle School, 2nd Year"
**[14:02] ---**
What's for dinner tonight, Mom?
**[14:07] ---**
Sit down, Yanagi.
**[14:10] ---**
Is this... the usual?
**[14:12] ---**
Yep: the usual.
**[14:15] ---**
I should have kept my big mouth shut...
**[14:18] ---**
I hereby call the
Uzaki family meeting to order.
**[14:22] ---**
On our agenda:
**[14:26] ---**
Hana... has a boyfriend.
**[14:30] ---**
Seriously? That's hilarious!
**[14:32] ---**
Really? Good for you, Hana!
**[14:35] ---**
Huh!
**[14:36] ---**
It is *not* good!
**[14:38] ---**
This time has finally
come for my daughter...
**[14:41] ---**
Probably some no-good bum,
given that it's college.
**[14:44] ---**
He better be a fine upstanding man,
or I won't allow it!
**[14:47] ---**
Another never-ending meeting, with
Dad the only one getting all agitated.
**[14:51] ---**
Mom, can you hurry dinner up?
**[14:54] ---**
Hana's an adult.
Let her do what she wants.
**[14:58] ---**
That side of you is pretty out there, Dad.
**[15:02] ---**
Nag too much and your kids
will end up hating you.
**[15:06] ---**
Why are you all so cold toward me?!
**[15:10] ---**
Kiri and Hana used to speak in
my Kansai dialect, too--not just Yanagi...
**[15:16] ---**
I got teased in grade school for talking
like a delinquent. Never again!
**[15:21] ---**
It's just imprinting on you.
**[15:23] ---**
Aw, Kansai dialect is cute!
**[15:25] ---**
Hate it all you like, but you can't
escape your Kansai soul!
**[15:32] ---**
Read these *without* the jingle!
***SIGN*** "Kansai Electrical Safety Inspection Association" "Nishizawa Gakuen, Home of Onyx"
**[15:34] ---**
♪ Kan-sai Elec-trical Safe-- ♪
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, wow! That *is* super
hard not to sing! Spooky.
**[15:41] ---**
See? That's the fruit of your upbringing!
**[15:46] ---**
Those not living in Kansai,
don't worry about it.
**[15:50] ---**
Good: We've gotten off track.
All because Dad's so energetic...
**[15:55] ---**
Dodged that bullet.
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, what kind of guy
is this boyfriend of yours?
**[16:02] ---**
Is he cool? Do you have a picture?
Show me!
**[16:05] ---**
C'mon, Hana! Please?
**[16:07] ---**
N-No, I don't have any pictures.
**[16:10] ---**
This is a lie.
**[16:12] ---**
It figures Yanagi would be all over this.
**[16:14] ---**
And I thought we were
good and distracted...
**[16:16] ---**
So there's a guy out there
who goes for a petite girl like Hana.
**[16:21] ---**
I'm worried about him for
*different*reasons, y'know?
**[16:24] ---**
What?!
**[16:25] ---**
*You* don't get to go
around calling *me*small.
**[16:28] ---**
Save the high-and-mighty act
till you're past 160 centimeters.
**[16:32] ---**
No wonder girls don't like you.
**[16:34] ---**
Huh?! I *am* past that! I'm not little!
**[16:37] ---**
Just a tad below average, that's all!
**[16:39] ---**
Now, now, you two...
**[16:42] ---**
I hope you'll always
be shorter than me, Kiri.
**[16:46] ---**
What? I'm totally gonna blow past you!
**[16:48] ---**
I'm only gonna get taller and taller!
**[16:50] ---**
How tall is your boyfriend, Hana?
**[16:53] ---**
Um...
**[16:54] ---**
I think he said he
was 180 centimeters tall.
**[16:57] ---**
He's huge!
**[16:58] ---**
What a size difference!
**[17:00] ---**
H-Height isn't everything! Right, Dad?
**[17:03] ---**
That's right, Kiri!
**[17:05] ---**
The short men are in cahoots...
**[17:09] ---**
W-Well, uh, anyway...
**[17:11] ---**
As I was saying:
Is he really a decent man?
**[17:15] ---**
There are a few things I want to know.
**[17:18] ---**
Does he have a kind disposition?
**[17:20] ---**
Does he have good manners?
**[17:21] ---**
Is his personal life in order?
**[17:24] ---**
How many kilos can he bench-press?
**[17:26] ---**
He sneaked in his own ask.
**[17:30] ---**
In any case, you can forget
about dating some half-baked--
**[17:33] ---**
S-Senpai is... He's respectable.
**[17:37] ---**
Hana?
**[17:38] ---**
He's super serious... maybe *too* serious.
**[17:43] ---**
He looks over my assignments,
he doesn't smoke,
**[17:46] ---**
he hardly drinks, and he likes
weight training and video games.
**[17:50] ---**
Ooh! Here we go with the info dump!
**[17:53] ---**
He even keeps his place clean!
**[17:56] ---**
You've... been?
**[18:02] ---**
Um... Hana?
**[18:05] ---**
No! Not like that! Nothing's going on!
**[18:08] ---**
I just go there to hang out
all normal-like, that's all!
**[18:11] ---**
We both like video games--
we play those together!
**[18:13] ---**
He sucks at cooking,
so I do *that* for him sometimes, too!
**[18:17] ---**
And that's it--really!
**[18:20] ---**
I never realized your
relationship was that chaste.
**[18:24] ---**
I just assumed...
**[18:26] ---**
...things had escalated
to a whole other level.
**[18:28] ---**
We're not doing *anything*!
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, and, uh... I forgot
to correct you earlier, but...
**[18:34] ---**
Senpai, um...
**[18:36] ---**
He's not my boyfriend.
**[18:38] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
But you still went to his place?!
**[18:42] ---**
And played games with
him--and cooked for him?
**[18:45] ---**
And you're not dating?!
**[18:47] ---**
Hana...
**[18:48] ---**
What are you *doing*?!
**[18:51] ---**
Then you must *like* this guy, Hana!
**[18:54] ---**
I-It's not like that!
**[18:56] ---**
He's been a gloomy
loner ever since high school.
**[18:59] ---**
He was always all alone at college, too!
**[19:01] ---**
Look, he's so pitiful, I'm doing him
a favor by paying him attention!
**[19:05] ---**
You *love* him!
**[19:07] ---**
Wrong! *I* don't like *him*--*he* likes *me*!
**[19:12] ---**
I mean, jeez, either way!
**[19:14] ---**
No! There's a big distinction!
**[19:16] ---**
It's all the same!
**[19:18] ---**
It's not the same thing at all!
**[19:20] ---**
Do you know Hana's boyfriend, Mom?
**[19:22] ---**
Yes--I give him cooking lessons here
sometimes. He's a really good kid.
**[19:27] ---**
Still a little scary, though.
**[19:29] ---**
Huh. Cooking lessons, eh?
**[19:32] ---**
Remember those croquettes
we ate the other day?
**[19:35] ---**
Oh, those! Hana's senpai made those?
**[19:39] ---**
They were way delish!
**[19:42] ---**
What is it, Kiri?
**[19:44] ---**
So that udon that Hana's senpai
brought... don't tell me...
**[19:49] ---**
He made it.
**[19:56] ---**
No way! A *man*?!
**[19:59] ---**
I thought a college girl
kneaded that dough--
**[20:02] ---**
I was on cloud nine eating that stuff!
**[20:04] ---**
Are you *kidding* me?!
**[20:07] ---**
Kiri's at that age now where
he'll say these disappointing things...
**[20:11] ---**
If only Kiri got his act together--girls
might actually like him.
**[20:15] ---**
Forget this! I'm taking a bath!
**[20:17] ---**
H-Hey, Hana...
**[20:20] ---**
Wow, is she mad.
**[20:22] ---**
Well, yeah. You took it too far.
**[20:25] ---**
Guess that's all for today.
**[20:27] ---**
But that man...
**[20:29] ---**
Is my darling daughter
not good enough for him?
**[20:32] ---**
He hasn't put the moves on my ultra-cute
Hana after all she's done for him?
**[20:35] ---**
That's actually amazing! And infuriating!
**[20:38] ---**
And kind of admirable!
**[20:39] ---**
Which is it?
**[20:41] ---**
Give it back!
**[20:43] ---**
--I want my innocence back!
**[20:45] ---**
--So Sakurai wasn't her boyfriend...
--I want my innocence back!
**[20:48] ---**
He hasn't even made a
move on her. But if that's true...
**[20:53] ---**
One day... I'd like to hold her.
**[20:56] ---**
Then what was that all about?
**[20:58] ---**
Don't tell me he's always been after...
**[21:01] ---**
...me--and me alone!
**[21:04] ---**
In the end, the family meeting
brought its members only confusion.
**[21:09] ---**
Meanwhile, the man on
the agenda of said family meeting...
**[21:14] ---**
97... 98...
**[21:17] ---**
...99... 100... There!
**[21:22] ---**
Yep, always nice to break a sweat.
**[21:24] ---**
Really clears out the old cobwebs.
**[21:33] ---**
Just one more set.
**[21:35] ---**
...had become a fitness freak.
**[21:43] ---**
Dad just doesn't get it.
Not in the slightest.
**[21:46] ---**
Senpai likes *me*!
**[21:48] ---**
I'm not the one who...
**[21:50] ---**
You *love* him!
**[21:52] ---**
I do not either!
**[22:00] ---**
*Now* it's starting to get interesting.
**[22:02] ---**
**[22:04] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 6:
Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!"
# E6 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU23VZJ/uzaki-chan-wants-to-celebrate)
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**[00:04] ---**
By his third day as a member,
**[00:06] ---**
former athletic-club kid Sakurai
was fitting right in at the gym.
**[00:12] ---**
Immersing himself in training let him
shake off the day's smaller worries
**[00:17] ---**
and clarify his thoughts.
**[00:19] ---**
One of those worries?
**[00:22] ---**
Okay, Shinichi?
**[00:26] ---**
Gotta go harder.
**[00:29] ---**
"Thinking about another
cooking lesson next week. OK?"
"I'll check with Mom (Read)" "Thanks"
**[00:30] ---**
I haven't seen Senpai much these days...
**[00:43] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:06] ---**
"Episode 6:
Uzaki-chan Wants to Celebrate!"
**[02:11] ---**
Okay--next.
**[02:13] ---**
You sure are full of energy, Sakurai.
**[02:16] ---**
Are you letting your sore muscles recover?
**[02:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[02:19] ---**
I've had a lot on my mind lately...
**[02:22] ---**
But after I tire myself out here,
I sleep like a log.
**[02:25] ---**
You're still young for
that monk-in-training stuff.
**[02:30] ---**
Speaking of worries...
**[02:32] ---**
Fuji... is it?
**[02:35] ---**
Ah, Sakurai!
**[02:37] ---**
Need a spotter?
**[02:38] ---**
If you would, please.
**[02:40] ---**
He wants to go hard enough
to chase his worries away.
**[02:44] ---**
Something bothering you, Sakurai?
**[02:48] ---**
Let me guess: A woman, right?
**[02:51] ---**
I wouldn't fret about *that*.
**[02:53] ---**
You're sharp, you're in
shape--they'll come to *you*.
**[02:58] ---**
It's just like Fuji,
sticking his nose all the way in there.
**[03:03] ---**
Sorry, Sakurai.
**[03:05] ---**
If it's advice you're after,
we've got plenty of "life senpai" here.
**[03:11] ---**
Myself included, of course!
**[03:14] ---**
Speaking of worries: My eldest daughter...
**[03:18] ---**
Seems there's this guy she likes.
**[03:22] ---**
*Now* who's looking for advice?
**[03:24] ---**
You can't discuss
that daughter stuff here.
**[03:28] ---**
I just want to vent to my senpai, okay?!
**[03:31] ---**
So *you're* the one
who wanted help all along.
**[03:34] ---**
I mean... we'll hear you out.
**[03:37] ---**
How old's your daughter?
**[03:39] ---**
Twenty--she's in college.
**[03:41] ---**
About your age, Sakurai.
**[03:43] ---**
Huh...
**[03:44] ---**
Then she's an adult,
and you should butt out.
**[03:48] ---**
I get that you're worried, though.
**[03:50] ---**
No way! These days,
you're still a child at 20!
**[03:54] ---**
That's--
**[03:56] ---**
You're the same generation, Sakurai;
what's your take?
**[03:59] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[04:01] ---**
Twenty does look
different on different people.
**[04:05] ---**
Still, I think anyone--me included--who
can't behave like a proper adult
**[04:10] ---**
even after they've
reached the age of majority
**[04:13] ---**
is still a child--no matter their age.
**[04:18] ---**
You go, Sakurai!
**[04:21] ---**
S-Sorry. That was impudent of me.
**[04:24] ---**
No, no, not at all.
**[04:26] ---**
So, uh, your daughter and this guy
she likes... how far'd they go?
**[04:30] ---**
About that...
Seems they haven't gone *anywhere*.
**[04:35] ---**
They're not at a stage
where you'd worry, then?
**[04:38] ---**
I don't really know myself...
**[04:41] ---**
To hear my daughter tell it,
he's her senpai at school,
**[04:44] ---**
and they've known each other a while.
**[04:46] ---**
Seems she hangs out
at his place on the regular.
**[04:50] ---**
To top it all off,
she even cooks for him--
**[04:53] ---**
but he still hasn't made a single move.
**[04:56] ---**
What the hell?
**[04:57] ---**
Are you sure you can take
your daughter at her word, Fuji?
**[05:02] ---**
She couldn't be fibbing?
**[05:03] ---**
No--I'm sure. When she lies,
she glances to the right.
**[05:08] ---**
He even knows his daughter's quirks.
What an annoying dad.
**[05:12] ---**
But if they do all that together
and he hasn't made a move...
**[05:16] ---**
There's really only one answer.
**[05:18] ---**
What's that?
**[05:20] ---**
He's not into your daughter like that!
**[05:25] ---**
Nope! That can't be!
**[05:26] ---**
I mean, my daughter is *super* cute!
**[05:29] ---**
Subjective much?
**[05:31] ---**
I'd say Fuji's the one
with a credibility issue.
**[05:34] ---**
No, I don't! That is a *fact*!
**[05:37] ---**
So this boyfriend of hers...
**[05:40] ---**
If we assume he *is* into your daughter,
**[05:42] ---**
wouldn't it be *good*
that he hasn't made a move?
**[05:48] ---**
He's been a gloomy loner
ever since high school.
**[05:51] ---**
Look, he's so pitiful, I'm doing
him a favor by paying him attention!
**[05:54] ---**
You *love* him!
**[05:58] ---**
Giving my little girl the cold shoulder...
**[06:01] ---**
I don't know whether
to curse him or praise him.
**[06:04] ---**
This guy is such a pain.
**[06:06] ---**
What do you think, Sakurai?
As her contemporary.
**[06:10] ---**
I can't really say since I don't know
what kind of guy this boyfriend is,
**[06:15] ---**
but if it were me...
**[06:16] ---**
If a girl I liked came over,
**[06:18] ---**
I wouldn't move too quickly
if she were important to me.
**[06:22] ---**
Sakurai...
**[06:25] ---**
You're so... pure.
**[06:29] ---**
But this is good!
**[06:31] ---**
It's good...
that you have a girl you like.
**[06:35] ---**
Could we please move on?
That was an example--a what-if!
**[06:39] ---**
So your daughter is important to this guy.
That's all right, isn't it?
**[06:45] ---**
I wonder...
**[06:47] ---**
Sure would be nice, though.
**[06:49] ---**
Wonder what he's like?
**[06:51] ---**
Yeah, what kind of guy could he be?
**[06:54] ---**
Well, I won't know without meeting him!
**[06:57] ---**
Back to work.
**[06:58] ---**
That's right--could you spot me on squats?
**[07:02] ---**
You got it!
**[07:04] ---**
He's cheered up for now, anyway.
**[07:07] ---**
Sure has.
**[07:09] ---**
You know, you talk
really well for your age.
**[07:13] ---**
I am? No one's ever said that before.
**[07:17] ---**
The beta-endorphin and noradrenaline
secreted during intense training
**[07:22] ---**
are said to provide a psychological boost.
**[07:26] ---**
Though he trained hard
in his athlete years,
**[07:28] ---**
the introverted Sakurai rarely
let that side of himself show.
**[07:34] ---**
But the personal skills
gained from two years
**[07:36] ---**
of earnest work in a customer-facing job
**[07:39] ---**
and the exhilaration
of moving his body again
**[07:43] ---**
began to mesh together like two gears,
**[07:45] ---**
and Sakurai started facing
brand-new changes within.
**[07:51] ---**
"Senpai, how's Thursday? (Read)"
"Got it--I'll check"
"Senpai, we on for tomorrow?"
**[07:54] ---**
Still unread.
**[07:56] ---**
I don't *think* he's working today...
**[07:58] ---**
Want to play a game, Hana?
**[08:02] ---**
Not today.
**[08:03] ---**
Aw!
**[08:05] ---**
How about you, Kiri? It's been a while.
**[08:08] ---**
Forget it. There's no way I can beat you.
**[08:11] ---**
It's okay--I'll go easy on you.
**[08:14] ---**
That's the part I don't like!
**[08:23] ---**
Did he find another hobby
he could lose himself in--alone?
**[08:29] ---**
"Senpai, we on for tomorrow? (Read)"
"Sorry for the late reply
See you then"
**[08:31] ---**
There we go.
**[08:33] ---**
"Mom & I will be waiting.
Looking forward to it."
**[08:37] ---**
Ooh, must be that senpai of yours!
**[08:40] ---**
N-Nuh-uh!
**[08:42] ---**
When Hana Uzaki lies,
she glances to the right.
**[08:49] ---**
This is paradise...
**[08:51] ---**
Aw, c'mon, Hana! Please?
**[08:55] ---**
I wanna see your senpai, too, Hana!
**[08:59] ---**
He's not a display piece, you know!
**[09:02] ---**
Dummy! You'll stretch it out!
**[09:06] ---**
Besides, he's not
that interesting to look at.
**[09:09] ---**
He's sullen, has menacing eyes...
**[09:12] ---**
But you love him, don't you?
**[09:13] ---**
*He* loves *me*! Senpai loves *me*!
**[09:17] ---**
Mom! Senpai said he's coming tomorrow!
**[09:20] ---**
Mom! Mom! Take a picture
of Hana's senpai for me, please!
**[09:25] ---**
Ignore her, Mom!
**[09:27] ---**
No banging around in the changing room!
**[09:30] ---**
Then can I take tomorrow off school?
**[09:33] ---**
Of course not!
**[09:35] ---**
And stop talking like your father!
**[09:38] ---**
Oh, and Hana, about tomorrow...
**[09:45] ---**
Mom said something came up.
**[09:48] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[09:50] ---**
Still, it came out well,
thanks to her recipe.
**[09:53] ---**
You've gotten the
hang of cooking now, huh.
**[09:56] ---**
By the way, Senpai...
**[09:58] ---**
You've been over a fair number of times
since you started those cooking lessons.
**[10:03] ---**
I guess I have.
**[10:06] ---**
Aren't you forgetting something?
**[10:09] ---**
Something important?
**[10:15] ---**
Right about now, Hana must be...
**[10:19] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[10:22] ---**
You just look so serious.
**[10:24] ---**
Do I? But... if all goes well,
**[10:28] ---**
everything will be made clear after today.
**[10:31] ---**
Can't ask for much more than that!
**[10:37] ---**
It's better this way.
**[10:39] ---**
Those two, all alone--surely
there'll be *some* kind of development.
**[10:43] ---**
And with Hana there,
Sakurai won't be looking at me.
**[10:48] ---**
Forgive me, Sakurai.
**[10:51] ---**
I can't reciprocate your feelings.
**[10:55] ---**
Dad...
**[10:56] ---**
Just let her be.
**[10:58] ---**
Father and daughter
once again read between the lines
**[11:01] ---**
as Tsuki Uzaki persisted
in her misunderstanding.
**[11:07] ---**
Bliss--pure bliss...
**[11:09] ---**
Shyshka likes people--I figured
she'd be about ready.
**[11:14] ---**
But Nika's a scaredy-cat,
so she's not quite there yet.
**[11:18] ---**
Oh, one is plenty, trust me.
**[11:21] ---**
Thanks, Uzaki.
**[11:24] ---**
You know, Senpai...
**[11:26] ---**
You're not that gross today.
**[11:28] ---**
What's *that* mean? Am I usually gross?
**[11:31] ---**
If he's not gross, then...
**[11:39] ---**
What could have happened?
**[11:41] ---**
Uzaki!
**[11:43] ---**
Uzaki! Uzaki! Her throat's all rumbly!
**[11:46] ---**
She must be happy!
**[11:48] ---**
Nope: still gross. Just my imagination.
**[11:53] ---**
This is amazing...
**[11:56] ---**
Ah, whatever.
**[12:01] ---**
I thought the coast would be clear...
**[12:04] ---**
Oh! Ms. Tsuki!
**[12:05] ---**
...but then I ran into him on my way home.
**[12:08] ---**
Thank you for that recipe.
**[12:11] ---**
Oh! Sure--of course.
**[12:14] ---**
Did today's dish turn out all right?
You must have spent a bit of time on it.
**[12:18] ---**
Yes.
**[12:20] ---**
Oh, the cooking went off without a hitch;
**[12:23] ---**
I just stuck around after it was finished.
**[12:27] ---**
This response--can it be?
**[12:29] ---**
Do you mean it finally happened?
**[12:32] ---**
Wow, you noticed? That's embarrassing...
**[12:35] ---**
But yes. I've been
interested for a while now.
**[12:39] ---**
And you'd stick around for *that*, for sure!
**[12:41] ---**
Right!
**[12:42] ---**
And today, at long last...
**[12:44] ---**
Yes!
**[12:45] ---**
At long last, you and Hana...
**[12:46] ---**
She finally let me!
**[12:48] ---**
The cat.
**[12:52] ---**
She was so soft, so warm...
It was just such a joyous sensation...
**[12:57] ---**
The cat.
**[12:58] ---**
M-My goodness...
**[13:00] ---**
I did think Hana would go along with it,
**[13:03] ---**
but couldn't she have
scrubbed that rocket launch?
**[13:07] ---**
It's probably asking too much,
but one day,
**[13:10] ---**
I want to try both together,
one in each arm,
**[13:13] ---**
instead of one at a time.
**[13:15] ---**
The *cats*.
**[13:21] ---**
All right, then--until next time!
**[13:25] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[13:31] ---**
A young wolf's insatiable desire...
Is there any stopping it?
**[13:37] ---**
Tsuki Uzaki's unnecessary
torment continues.
**[13:41] ---**
What should I do?
**[13:44] ---**
Not a darn thing!
**[13:47] ---**
"November 2"
**[13:49] ---**
Happy birthday, Mom!
**[13:52] ---**
Thank you!
**[13:55] ---**
So how old are you now?
**[13:58] ---**
Tsuki comes from a family of babyfaces.
**[14:02] ---**
She's still a youngster!
**[14:04] ---**
Say, wanna try for a fourth?
**[14:06] ---**
Stop! How can you say that
in front of your adolescent kids?!
**[14:09] ---**
"November 3"
**[14:11] ---**
Morning!
**[14:13] ---**
Hana, Kiri--what's wrong?
**[14:19] ---**
Can I help, Tsuki?
**[14:22] ---**
Oh, Fujio... be careful.
**[14:26] ---**
Good morning, Yanagi!
**[14:28] ---**
Sorry--I overslept a little.
**[14:31] ---**
Breakfast is almost ready, okay?
**[14:35] ---**
The siblings didn't know what to do
with their faces at times like this.
**[14:39] ---**
For crying out loud.
Just because it's her birthday...
**[14:43] ---**
"Birthday"... Hang on.
Now that I think about it...
**[14:47] ---**
Do I not know Senpai's birthday?
**[14:50] ---**
That's definitely an "oh, crap" face.
**[14:54] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[14:55] ---**
So...
**[14:56] ---**
Why did you call me here again?
**[14:59] ---**
I *know* Sak has something to do with it.
**[15:01] ---**
Please! You must know
all of Senpai's weaknesses.
**[15:06] ---**
I'm begging you--I need your help!
**[15:08] ---**
Whoa there! Calm down.
**[15:10] ---**
This could be fun. Let's hear it.
**[15:13] ---**
What do you want to know?
**[15:15] ---**
Senpai's birthday!
**[15:20] ---**
Listen, Uzaki... do you
remember what I said earlier?
**[15:24] ---**
That you should hurry things up?
**[15:26] ---**
And you're asking about his birthday *now*?
**[15:29] ---**
Wow, he's sincerely bummed for once.
**[15:32] ---**
He's remembering all his hard work.
**[15:35] ---**
It just... slipped my mind.
**[15:38] ---**
*We* know.
**[15:41] ---**
Right--because we celebrated
his 20th birthday last year.
**[15:45] ---**
Here, after closing.
**[15:46] ---**
What?! No fair!
**[15:48] ---**
Oh, come on.
**[15:50] ---**
But this sudden
interest in his birthday...
**[15:52] ---**
Is this some kind of "I have to
celebrate my loner senpai" thing?
**[15:57] ---**
Adorable.
**[15:58] ---**
No, it is *not*!
**[15:59] ---**
What kind of rotten woman would I be
if I let him celebrate my birthday
**[16:02] ---**
without doing anything in return?
**[16:05] ---**
So it's self-preservation.
**[16:08] ---**
No sense in hiding it. It's November 29.
**[16:12] ---**
Yikes--that's right around
the corner! Glad I asked!
**[16:16] ---**
*I* remember it by its number pun:
"nice meat day."
**[16:18] ---**
"11/29
Nice Meat Day"
**[16:20] ---**
Didn't need to know that.
**[16:22] ---**
What would be a good present for him?
**[16:25] ---**
It ticks me off that he'll barely crack
a smile no matter what I give him.
**[16:31] ---**
Boy, you got *that* right.
**[16:32] ---**
Last year we threw a surprise party.
It didn't have quite the desired effect.
**[16:37] ---**
Oh, are you sure? Thank you very much.
**[16:40] ---**
What a blah reaction...
**[16:41] ---**
Boo.
**[16:43] ---**
Yeah, he can be like that...
**[16:48] ---**
Use this. And don't tell a soul.
**[16:55] ---**
And here I thought you'd washed
your hands of the whole affair...
**[16:59] ---**
Oh, so what? It's on my own time!
**[17:01] ---**
I'm not using the café anymore!
**[17:04] ---**
Hmm. Maybe I raised her wrong.
**[17:07] ---**
Sakakiii...
**[17:09] ---**
*You* think of something!
**[17:11] ---**
Meanie!
**[17:12] ---**
Don't you know best
what would make Sak happy?
**[17:20] ---**
Then the big day arrived: November 29.
**[17:22] ---**
"November 29"
**[17:24] ---**
Happy birthday, Senpai!
**[17:27] ---**
I thought long and hard about your
present, but I just couldn't decide.
**[17:32] ---**
You didn't have to trouble yourself.
**[17:35] ---**
It was a real drag, so I'll just give
you everything that came to mind!
**[17:38] ---**
A drag?
**[17:40] ---**
First: a meal!
**[17:43] ---**
Hey, hey! You gonna carve all day?
**[17:46] ---**
Whoa! Quit setting bombs!
**[17:54] ---**
He's the one who did it!
**[17:56] ---**
Hey! That was an act of war!
**[17:58] ---**
Sorry! It slipped out. On purpose.
**[18:01] ---**
"On purpose" is right.
**[18:03] ---**
"Lousy Cat Wants to Hang Out!"
**[18:03] ---**
Are you done with that volume yet, Senpai?
**[18:05] ---**
Five minutes and I'll be finished.
**[18:21] ---**
Boy, was that fun!
**[18:23] ---**
So how was your 21st birthday, Senpai?
**[18:26] ---**
It didn't feel too different
from any other day...
**[18:30] ---**
But yeah--I had fun, too.
**[18:32] ---**
I know, right?
**[18:34] ---**
Having such a cute girl
celebrating your birthday
**[18:37] ---**
is miraculous good fortune for
a socially awkward guy like you!
**[18:41] ---**
Now thank me--worship me!
**[18:45] ---**
Yeah, you're right. I'm grateful.
**[18:48] ---**
Well! That was sincere.
**[18:51] ---**
You had a cake for me and everything.
**[18:54] ---**
But you really didn't
have to go to all that trouble.
**[18:57] ---**
I'm getting better, but I don't
know if I can return the favor.
**[19:01] ---**
No need to fret about that--
you're the birthday boy.
**[19:05] ---**
Still, though...
**[19:08] ---**
Okay, how about this?
**[19:10] ---**
Do your best to pay me back next year--
**[19:13] ---**
on *my* birthday!
**[19:16] ---**
There it is.
**[19:18] ---**
The harder you try, the more
magnificent *your* birthday'll be, too.
**[19:22] ---**
Plus, you get points for being
extra-nice and extra-sociable with me.
**[19:27] ---**
Points? What points?
**[19:29] ---**
Gotta save up your Uzakimiles!
**[19:31] ---**
What kind of system is that?
**[19:33] ---**
What gives? Is it because
I've been hitting the gym?
**[19:37] ---**
That fuzziness in my head is gone.
**[19:40] ---**
Sure, she says infuriating stuff,
**[19:42] ---**
but when you really think about it,
she's good people.
**[19:45] ---**
I feel like half of that
is her fussing over me.
**[19:50] ---**
With one thing and another,
it's fun being with Uzaki.
**[19:53] ---**
She *makes* it fun.
**[19:56] ---**
Ah, dammit.
Now I really want to return the favor.
**[20:00] ---**
I won't say so,
though--she'll get all cocky.
**[20:03] ---**
I'll keep that in mind.
**[20:06] ---**
In the *front* of your mind,
as a sure thing!
**[20:09] ---**
All right, all right.
**[20:11] ---**
We'll make it a regular
annual event, Senpai!
**[20:14] ---**
Yeah, okay.
**[20:17] ---**
*You'll* still be in school
the year after next, though.
**[20:26] ---**
Uzaki?
**[20:30] ---**
What Sakaki said earlier...
**[20:32] ---**
You might want to hurry things up.
**[20:34] ---**
Is this why?!
**[20:36] ---**
Only a year and change left.
**[20:38] ---**
What can I do with him in so little time?
**[20:42] ---**
It's so aggravating that *he* doesn't
seem to be in any kind of hurry!
**[20:47] ---**
Is he going to graduate all nonchalant,
never knowing how I feel?
**[20:53] ---**
And after that...
**[20:55] ---**
I'll never...
**[21:01] ---**
Se... Senpai!
**[21:03] ---**
What's up?
**[21:04] ---**
Um, well... you see...
**[21:08] ---**
The thing is... uh...
**[21:10] ---**
Having trouble saying it?
**[21:14] ---**
At this late date? You can say anything.
**[21:20] ---**
All right, then: here goes.
**[21:24] ---**
Okay.
**[21:25] ---**
Senpai...
**[21:31] ---**
How about staying back a year?
**[21:35] ---**
What the hell are you talking about?!
**[21:37] ---**
Spend one more year
having fun hanging out with me!
**[21:41] ---**
As if!
**[21:43] ---**
Right now, you'll earn *triple* the
Uzakimiles if you repeat a year!
**[21:47] ---**
Oh, that's already started, has it?
**[21:49] ---**
Well, I'm not doing it!
**[21:51] ---**
Pretty please!
**[21:53] ---**
It was on this day that a
not-insignificant impatience
**[21:56] ---**
burgeoned forth within Hana Uzaki's heart.
**[21:59] ---**
Seriously, what am I going to do?
**[22:02] ---**
**[22:04] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 7: Uzaki-chan Wants to Confess!"
# E7 - Uzaki-chan Wants a Confession!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDE4Q7/uzaki-chan-wants-a-confession)
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**[00:04] ---**
*You'll* still be in school
the year after next, though.
**[00:13] ---**
What's wrong, Hana?
Something on your mind?
**[00:17] ---**
N-No, nothing.
**[00:20] ---**
Oho... it's *something*, all right.
**[00:23] ---**
Does it involve that senpai of yours?
**[00:26] ---**
N-No way!
**[00:28] ---**
She's too easy to read.
**[00:30] ---**
You can always open up to me, you know.
**[00:34] ---**
Oh, please! What does a middle-schooler
know about college worries?
**[00:39] ---**
Given your usual behavior, though,
**[00:42] ---**
you have about a middle-schooler's
take on romance.
**[00:46] ---**
I do not, either! Don't get smart with me!
**[00:50] ---**
And it's *not romance*!
**[00:53] ---**
This is getting interesting, all right.
**[01:04] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 7:
Uzaki-chan Wants a Confession!"
**[02:36] ---**
Thanks, Sakurai.
You sure I can have your textbook?
**[02:40] ---**
Sorry about all my scribbled notes--
they might make it hard to read.
**[02:45] ---**
No, no--I'm happy to have those, too.
**[02:47] ---**
Sakurai gets good grades, after all.
**[02:50] ---**
Hey, are you joining the class
the next time we go out for drinks?
**[02:54] ---**
Ooh, sorry. I can't make it. Work.
**[02:58] ---**
Oh...
**[02:59] ---**
But do try to come sometime, okay?
**[03:01] ---**
Yeah... next time.
**[03:03] ---**
I told you so.
**[03:07] ---**
What do you mean?
**[03:08] ---**
I was just waiting for the right moment
to launch a sneak attack on Senpai.
**[03:12] ---**
OMG, you are *the best* at lying!
**[03:16] ---**
Those girls are in the
same class as me and Sak.
**[03:19] ---**
Whenever we go out,
they grumble about wanting boyfriends.
**[03:22] ---**
They might be after Sak.
**[03:28] ---**
Of all the ridiculous...
**[03:30] ---**
You shouldn't assume, Sakaki.
**[03:32] ---**
Look who's talking.
**[03:34] ---**
I'm sure they just reached out to him
once they saw him all alone.
**[03:39] ---**
It just means his adorable junior
isn't the only kindhearted one around.
**[03:44] ---**
Look who's talking.
**[03:45] ---**
And *that* means I don't have to go out
of my way to pay attention to him.
**[03:51] ---**
What a timesaver!
**[03:53] ---**
Yeah! It's actually a *good* thing!
**[03:56] ---**
So I can introduce Sak to
those girls from our class, then?
**[04:00] ---**
That--um...
**[04:01] ---**
That's... different.
**[04:05] ---**
You said it yourself, Uzaki:
**[04:08] ---**
"I have no choice but
to pay him attention."
**[04:13] ---**
And now it's "It doesn't have
to be *me* by Sak's side"?
**[04:20] ---**
No. No!
**[04:22] ---**
You're forgetting something:
**[04:24] ---**
None of those girls will
ever be that person for Senpai.
**[04:28] ---**
That's because...
**[04:30] ---**
...he likes *me*!
**[04:33] ---**
Not that again!
**[04:35] ---**
Even if those girls *were* after Senpai,
I'm the one he likes,
**[04:41] ---**
so it's no use coming onto him.
**[04:43] ---**
They'll just end up disappointed!
**[04:46] ---**
Man, how pathetic would it be
to be turned down by *him*?
**[04:51] ---**
In other words, by showering
Senpai with my attention,
**[04:55] ---**
I'm protecting the people
around him at the same time!
**[04:58] ---**
Such twisted logic--and so self-conscious!
**[05:02] ---**
But...
**[05:04] ---**
It's like you said earlier, Sakaki:
I better hurry up.
**[05:08] ---**
That's true.
**[05:09] ---**
Honestly, that was
driven home for me earlier.
**[05:15] ---**
I mean, um... it's not like I...
didn't see it coming...
**[05:21] ---**
Is she...?
**[05:23] ---**
I realized something else, too:
**[05:26] ---**
Senpai's a third-year--and
it's already December.
**[05:29] ---**
His college years are almost over.
**[05:33] ---**
I've got to do something
about him before graduation!
**[05:38] ---**
That's what you meant, right?
**[05:40] ---**
Not in the slightest!
**[05:41] ---**
What?!
**[05:43] ---**
You've got to make your move
before someone else does!
**[05:46] ---**
You don't need a whole year to bag him!
**[05:48] ---**
In fact, I'm amazed you
think it'd take that long!
**[05:51] ---**
Sheesh... As soon as one of them
gets interested, it'll be done in a flash!
**[05:58] ---**
Still, at least she wants
to settle this somehow.
**[06:02] ---**
It's a big leap forward
as far as Uzaki's concerned.
**[06:06] ---**
Anyway, there's one year left!
**[06:08] ---**
In one year, I'll make
Senpai confess his love for me!
**[06:11] ---**
Quit beating around the bush!
**[06:13] ---**
Just say, "I like you," right now,
and this'll all be settled--instantly!
**[06:18] ---**
Zip right over and do it!
**[06:19] ---**
Wh-What?! I can't say that! No way!
**[06:22] ---**
Why not? Say it!
**[06:24] ---**
I'm so sick of hearing you say that!
**[06:27] ---**
Look, *I* don't like
Senpai--*Senpai* likes *me*!
**[06:32] ---**
Well, *I'm* sick of hearing *that*!
**[06:35] ---**
Whatever. I'm beat.
**[06:38] ---**
You seem ready to go for it.
I'll leave you to it.
**[06:42] ---**
I wish you every happiness.
**[06:44] ---**
Oh, hang on a second!
**[06:45] ---**
What is it?
**[06:47] ---**
What's a good way to get
Senpai to confess his love?
**[06:51] ---**
Beats me!
**[06:59] ---**
What's up, Itsuhito? You look tired.
**[07:02] ---**
Don't pay it any mind.
**[07:04] ---**
I was just giving an
acquaintance some advice.
**[07:07] ---**
Things are moving
in the right direction...
**[07:10] ---**
...probably.
**[07:11] ---**
Huh.
**[07:14] ---**
Hey, Itsuhito.
**[07:16] ---**
Uzaki threw a birthday celebration for me.
**[07:20] ---**
So I hear.
**[07:22] ---**
What'd make a good
thank-you present for her...
**[07:25] ---**
...uh, for a girl?
***SIGN*** "Bath Oil" "Essential Lipstick" "Shea Butter Cream" "Teddy Bear Bouquet"
**[07:34] ---**
Sorry. I'll come up with something.
**[07:38] ---**
Mmm. Probably for the best.
**[07:42] ---**
Yeah, they don't need a whole year.
**[07:50] ---**
Sakaki's no help at all.
**[07:53] ---**
So what can I do over this next year...
**[07:59] ---**
...to make Senpai admit he loves me?
**[08:12] ---**
That's it!
**[08:13] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[08:14] ---**
So listen...
**[08:16] ---**
Senpai always grabs lunch at the
dining hall or a convenience store--
**[08:19] ---**
what if I made him bento lunches?
**[08:22] ---**
Is he in middle school?!
Too clingy--so cringe!
**[08:25] ---**
What?!
**[08:26] ---**
Whatever. You're motivated now,
so dive right on in!
**[08:30] ---**
It's a billion times better than
your usual useless shilly-shallying!
**[08:33] ---**
Although *anything* times
zero is still zero!
**[08:36] ---**
Sakaki's becoming more outspoken, too.
**[08:41] ---**
I think it's a good idea.
**[08:43] ---**
Who wouldn't love a homemade lunch
from someone like you?
**[08:47] ---**
Right?!
**[08:49] ---**
I already cook for him all
the time--I know what he likes.
**[08:55] ---**
This is gonna be a slam dunk!
**[08:57] ---**
"Easy Everyday"
**[08:58] ---**
Or so I thought.
**[09:03] ---**
Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[09:07] ---**
--The whole family's staring at me.
--Hup! Hup! Hup!
**[09:09] ---**
"Easy Everyday Bento"
**[09:09] ---**
I get *you*, Mom, but what
about the rest of you?
**[09:12] ---**
Go play games in your room, Yanagi.
**[09:15] ---**
But if you won't play with me,
that leaves Kiri--
**[09:19] ---**
and he's been turning me down
'cause I beat him so bad.
**[09:24] ---**
Besides, I have more
fun watching you these days.
**[09:28] ---**
Who's the bento for?
**[09:31] ---**
You're such a good cook.
They'll be thrilled!
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, no, don't mind me.
Go ahead with what you were doing.
**[09:42] ---**
That's super hard to do!
**[09:44] ---**
What's *your* deal, Kiri?
**[09:46] ---**
Don't think I'm pulling a Yanagi here.
I'm not here to tease you.
**[09:51] ---**
Then what?
**[09:53] ---**
I'll take care of any leftovers.
Now get to it!
**[09:56] ---**
Back in your room, you vulture!
**[09:58] ---**
What about you, Dad?
**[10:02] ---**
Never mind...
**[10:05] ---**
Who knew this family was
full of such avid rubberneckers?
**[10:09] ---**
Tsuki remained blind
to her own love of soap operas.
**[10:15] ---**
What should I make?
**[10:18] ---**
A bento doesn't have to be
out of the ordinary, you know.
**[10:22] ---**
You can use anything as long
as you avoid raw foods that spoil easily.
**[10:27] ---**
It can be your star dish--or
whatever you yourself like.
**[10:32] ---**
A *tamagoyaki* omelet, for sure.
**[10:34] ---**
Yes, nice!
**[10:37] ---**
What a real mother-daughter conversation!
This is more fun than I'd expected!
**[10:41] ---**
Ooh, Hana! Hana!
**[10:43] ---**
Yeah?
**[10:44] ---**
"Pink Flaked Fish"
"For Bento Decoration"
**[10:45] ---**
Are you *sure* you don't
want it to be heart-shaped?
**[10:48] ---**
Yes. Now, please, Yanagi, be quiet.
**[10:51] ---**
How about shredded
chicken breast instead of rice?
**[10:54] ---**
Butt out, Dad!
**[10:56] ---**
Yeah, and keep your
"advice"--I'm eating this, too!
**[10:59] ---**
I'm not *making* any for you!
**[11:02] ---**
Aw...
**[11:03] ---**
Fine! I'll make enough for everybody!
**[11:05] ---**
Yesss!
**[11:09] ---**
I've gotta hand it to you, Mom.
Making bento is hard work.
**[11:14] ---**
No, Hana. I don't have
everyone getting in my way.
**[11:22] ---**
Hey.
**[11:24] ---**
Brrr...
**[11:26] ---**
So why'd you want to see me here--
**[11:32] ---**
I made lunch. Just... on a whim.
**[11:37] ---**
This is... this one's yours.
**[11:42] ---**
Um... er... uh...
**[11:45] ---**
What gives?
She's cooked for me plenty before...
**[11:50] ---**
This is... kind of...
**[11:54] ---**
Crap--is that my heart thumping?
**[11:57] ---**
I-I mean... sorry--I--
**[12:00] ---**
What is this? What is this--what *is* this?
**[12:05] ---**
Thanks.
**[12:09] ---**
Well, I'll just be going.
**[12:11] ---**
Huh? What for?
**[12:14] ---**
Look, it's fine.
**[12:15] ---**
You can eat that where no one can see you.
**[12:19] ---**
What, is the dining hall no good?
**[12:22] ---**
It's fine!
**[12:24] ---**
You're used to eating alone, aren't you?
**[12:27] ---**
That's not true!
**[12:30] ---**
I actually made myself a lunch, too...
**[12:33] ---**
Want to eat together?
**[12:42] ---**
Man, it's cold...
**[12:44] ---**
What's wrong with the dining hall, anyway?
**[12:54] ---**
Wouldn't want anyone to
see us eating matching lunches.
**[12:58] ---**
Oh... huh.
**[13:02] ---**
That would make sense,
yeah, if they're both the same!
**[13:05] ---**
Why didn't *I* realize that?
**[13:08] ---**
Turns out I didn't have a lot
of time to make them different.
**[13:13] ---**
Sorry.
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, hey: Drinks are on me, then.
**[13:19] ---**
Thanks.
**[13:21] ---**
It... It's going great!
**[13:23] ---**
How can this be happening?
**[13:27] ---**
Right--turns out they're
*both* middle-schoolers.
**[13:31] ---**
Glad it turned out well this time.
**[13:35] ---**
Now for Itsuhito Sakaki's smooth exit.
**[13:38] ---**
Meanwhile, Fujio Uzaki...
**[13:41] ---**
Get a load of this!
**[13:42] ---**
My daughter made this for me.
**[13:44] ---**
Check it out!
**[13:46] ---**
Isn't this amazing?!
**[13:47] ---**
Mr. Uzaki...
**[13:49] ---**
This is not your lunch break.
**[13:51] ---**
Please put away your lunch
and get back to work.
**[13:55] ---**
...tickled by his daughter's homemade
bento, irritated his workplace senior.
**[14:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[14:03] ---**
I did a great job giving Senpai his lunch!
**[14:06] ---**
How do you like my raw talent *now*, huh?
**[14:09] ---**
Nice!
**[14:10] ---**
Keep it up.
**[14:12] ---**
They'd get together faster
if it weren't for this nonsense...
**[14:25] ---**
Almost there!
**[14:29] ---**
Aw, *man*!
**[14:32] ---**
That was a great race!
**[14:34] ---**
You move well now
that you've got the hang of it.
**[14:38] ---**
--Thanks for playing another
new game with me, Yanagi.
**[14:41] ---**
--Hana always finds this
kind of fun versus-play games
--Thanks for playing another new game with me, Yanagi.
**[14:43] ---**
--Hana always finds this
kind of fun versus-play games
--Now I can one-up Senpai and leave him in the dust!
**[14:47] ---**
--to practice with me
before she takes on her senpai.
--Why don't I cook one of your favorite meals tomorrow? What would you like?
**[14:51] ---**
Gratin!
**[14:53] ---**
She may be my sister and all,
but she shows love in a warped way.
**[14:58] ---**
Your senpai likes gaming, too, doesn't he?
**[15:00] ---**
Yeah, but he always
goes for one-player titles.
**[15:05] ---**
I've gotta introduce him
to this kind of game, too.
**[15:08] ---**
Huh.
**[15:09] ---**
Sure wish I could meet him!
**[15:12] ---**
No way.
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, right. I've got a report to write.
**[15:16] ---**
Aw, Hana! You always do this.
**[15:18] ---**
C'mon, Hana! Aw, c'mon!
**[15:22] ---**
There she goes, running off again.
Such a hardhead.
**[15:26] ---**
Why does she hate the idea so much?
**[15:29] ---**
Whatever her reasons,
if Hana's gonna stay clammed up,
**[15:34] ---**
I've got an idea of my own.
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, my--you're all smiles!
What is it, Yanagi?
**[15:40] ---**
Right, Mom?
**[15:47] ---**
I overslept!
**[15:50] ---**
Oh, Yanagi! You're up early
for a Sunday. Heading out?
**[15:55] ---**
Well, you know.
**[15:56] ---**
Nice!
**[15:57] ---**
You've got work?
**[15:58] ---**
Yep! See you later!
**[16:00] ---**
Bye!
**[16:10] ---**
Now, then...
**[16:15] ---**
Time to head out!
**[16:19] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[16:26] ---**
Welcome!
**[16:28] ---**
Hello.
**[16:32] ---**
Hi, I'm Uzaki's little sister Yanagi.
Thanks for everything you do for her.
**[16:38] ---**
Well, well!
**[16:39] ---**
Y-Yanagi?! I thought you were heading out!
**[16:42] ---**
Yeah, I was.
**[16:44] ---**
I did.
**[16:46] ---**
How did you...?
**[16:48] ---**
I asked Mom.
**[16:52] ---**
Don't go blaming her--I only
asked her where you worked.
**[16:57] ---**
It's fine, right? Not like
I quizzed her about your senpai.
**[17:02] ---**
Go home!
**[17:03] ---**
Hey, now. Don't be chasing off
your sister when she's come all this way.
**[17:08] ---**
The morning rush just ended,
so you can take your time and relax.
**[17:12] ---**
Sit anywhere you like.
**[17:14] ---**
He's huge... must be him!
**[17:18] ---**
It's just, um, you know...
**[17:20] ---**
I don't like having friends
and family watch me work--
**[17:23] ---**
I get all flustered,
and it's hard to do my job!
**[17:26] ---**
Feels like I've said the
exact same thing to someone...
**[17:32] ---**
At any rate,
**[17:33] ---**
I'll handle clean-up;
you wait on your sister.
**[17:38] ---**
Thanks...
**[17:42] ---**
I kinda figured you had
some kind of reason
**[17:46] ---**
for suddenly taking this job
your second year of college...
**[17:51] ---**
Was I right?
**[17:57] ---**
One hot café au lait, boss.
**[18:01] ---**
Got it.
**[18:02] ---**
What's wrong?
You were fine when Ms. Tsuki came.
**[18:07] ---**
"Ms. Tsuki"...
**[18:08] ---**
What?
**[18:10] ---**
Nothing.
**[18:12] ---**
Look, she can be a real handful.
**[18:17] ---**
What is it?
**[18:18] ---**
Just... you have a little sister.
**[18:21] ---**
What's wrong with that?!
**[18:23] ---**
I'm not messing with you or anything.
**[18:26] ---**
You look after me,
worry about me in weird ways,
**[18:30] ---**
even fuss over me sometimes--
**[18:33] ---**
and now I know why.
**[18:35] ---**
It's like... I get it now.
**[18:41] ---**
What's *that* about?
**[18:43] ---**
Huh... so you're a big sister.
**[18:45] ---**
Are you *sure* you're not messing with me?
**[18:48] ---**
I'm sure. I'm an only child, see?
**[18:51] ---**
I don't know the trials
of being an older sister.
**[18:54] ---**
How about that...?
**[18:55] ---**
You're totally messing with me.
**[18:56] ---**
I am not.
**[18:59] ---**
Really?
**[19:01] ---**
Yes, really.
**[19:06] ---**
Your café au lait's ready.
**[19:10] ---**
Thanks!
**[19:12] ---**
As long as I keep Senpai far away
from her, I can make it through this day.
**[19:18] ---**
If I serve Yanagi... and guard him...
**[19:22] ---**
Then I'll grill her back home.
**[19:25] ---**
Here's your café au lait!
**[19:28] ---**
Hey, can your senpai serve--
**[19:30] ---**
Your table's been assigned to *me*.
**[19:34] ---**
I will *not* let those
two have a conversation.
**[19:37] ---**
C'mon, Uzaki.
**[19:39] ---**
You forgot to give her a hot towel--and
after she came here in this cold.
**[19:45] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:47] ---**
Thank you very much!
My fingertips were cold.
**[19:51] ---**
Why are you just
earnestly doing your job?!
**[19:53] ---**
You're mad at me for being thoughtful?
**[19:56] ---**
Oh, would you be Hana's senpai, then?
**[20:00] ---**
Can we talk for a moment?
**[20:02] ---**
Yanagi!
**[20:04] ---**
Sure, why not?
We don't have any other customers.
**[20:08] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:10] ---**
I... I have to stop them.
At this rate, I just know...
**[20:14] ---**
Hana's told me so much about you.
I wanted to see you for myself!
**[20:20] ---**
Is that so?
**[20:20] ---**
Senpai, Senpai! You have work to do!
**[20:23] ---**
Nah, I'm caught up.
**[20:24] ---**
Dammit!
**[20:26] ---**
For as much as you suck at cooking,
you sure are quick to tidy up!
**[20:29] ---**
I can never tell if you're
complimenting me or mad at me...
**[20:33] ---**
How old are you, Mr. Senpai?
**[20:36] ---**
Twenty-one. And you, miss?
**[20:38] ---**
Eighth grade.
**[20:39] ---**
Huh! You're more put-together than Uzaki--
**[20:42] ---**
I was sure you were
at least in high school.
**[20:45] ---**
--Um...
--Wow, really?
**[20:48] ---**
Absolutely.
**[20:49] ---**
Well, we better be getting back...
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, right: I heard you play
a lot of games, Mr. Senpai.
**[20:55] ---**
Actually, so do I!
**[20:57] ---**
You do?
**[20:59] ---**
Have you played that one game?
**[21:00] ---**
Which one?
**[21:01] ---**
*Final Quester:*
*Tales of Pocketter ~Lousy Catter~.*
**[21:05] ---**
The one with all the "-er"s! Yeah, yeah!
**[21:08] ---**
That opening cutscene was so darn long.
**[21:12] ---**
It really was!
**[21:13] ---**
And after its super-cool,
drawn-out climax rendered in amazing CG,
**[21:18] ---**
your first real quest is
to gather medicinal herbs!
**[21:21] ---**
Kinda dampens the ol' enthusiasm.
**[21:24] ---**
You got that right.
**[21:26] ---**
--Uh-oh. Now their chat's all animated.
--At least you get a horse to ride on.
**[21:31] ---**
Who saw *this* turn of events coming?
**[21:34] ---**
--So, miss, when you played--
--Oh, Mr. Senpai?
**[21:37] ---**
You don't have to call me "miss."
**[21:41] ---**
You can call me by
my first name. It's Yanagi.
**[21:46] ---**
Eh? Okay, then... Yanagi-*chan*.
**[21:53] ---**
See?! I *knew* this was going to happen!
**[21:57] ---**
"The last wild goose becomes first."
**[21:59] ---**
Meaning: That which comes from
behind to surpass those up ahead.
**[22:04] ---**
**[22:06] ---**
**[22:08] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 8: Yanagi and
Kiri Want to Have Fun, Too!"
# E8 - Yanagi and Kiri Want to Have Fun, Too!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3JX1Q/yanagi-and-kiri-want-to-have-fun-too)
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**[00:01] ---**
A fire is lit under Uzaki as she realizes
Sakurai's graduation approaches,
**[00:06] ---**
but she responds with
a middle-school bento strategy.
**[00:10] ---**
Meanwhile, her younger sister
Yanagi stops by Uzaki's part-time job,
**[00:14] ---**
and, while talking with Sakurai,
has him using her first name--
**[00:19] ---**
which Uzaki had tried over many months
to have him do with her, to no avail.
**[00:23] ---**
It took mere minutes for her
little sister to leave her in the dust!
**[00:37] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[02:00] ---**
"Asia Café"
"Episode 8: Yanagi and
Kiri Want to Have Fun, Too!"
**[02:02] ---**
Why are you *like* that?!
**[02:04] ---**
Will you calm down?
**[02:05] ---**
"Closed"
**[02:06] ---**
What do you mean, calm down?
Is this *my*fault?
**[02:09] ---**
That's not what I meant...
**[02:11] ---**
*What's* not what you meant?!
**[02:14] ---**
Calm down and let's talk.
**[02:17] ---**
How can I be calm about this?
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, I get it now.
They're not on a first-name basis yet.
**[02:25] ---**
It's so young and innocent of them.
**[02:28] ---**
It really is.
**[02:30] ---**
What about when they're alone together?
**[02:34] ---**
Not even then, I don't think.
**[02:37] ---**
If they did,
*that* would never have happened.
**[02:42] ---**
I heard he wasn't her boyfriend...
**[02:46] ---**
That's one of the more
lovable things about those two.
**[02:51] ---**
Hey, where'd you come from?
**[02:53] ---**
When I heard Hana's sister was here,
I couldn't help but run right over.
**[02:57] ---**
Ami Asai.
**[02:59] ---**
I'm Sakurai and Hana's coworker
and in my fourth year at their college.
**[03:03] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[03:05] ---**
I see... It's a pleasure.
**[03:08] ---**
You're Hana's sister, all right. So cute!
**[03:11] ---**
Oh, no, no...
**[03:13] ---**
It's too unnatural for her to be here
**[03:16] ---**
right on time for such
an amusing development.
**[03:20] ---**
Why--no, *how* did Ami pick up on this?
**[03:25] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[03:27] ---**
Eh? Okay, then... Yanagi-*chan*.
**[03:30] ---**
See?! I *knew* this was going to happen!
**[03:36] ---**
The café owner fought hard
to get past the misgivings he had
**[03:39] ---**
about his own daughter.
**[03:41] ---**
Still, for all that...
**[03:44] ---**
This has gotten interesting, all right!
**[03:46] ---**
C'mon, Uzaki, shake that mood.
**[03:49] ---**
Hmph!
**[03:51] ---**
Hana...
**[03:53] ---**
Forget it. This is your punishment:
**[03:56] ---**
The forgetful Shinichi and I
**[03:58] ---**
will call each other by
our first names all day today.
**[04:00] ---**
Aw, that's so embarrassing! Can we not?
**[04:04] ---**
What's embarrassing
about a person's name?!
**[04:07] ---**
I happen to *like* mine!
**[04:11] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[04:14] ---**
It's not about your name... Hana.
**[04:21] ---**
It's just, you know...
being on a first-name basis...
**[04:29] ---**
It's like we're really close friends.
**[04:32] ---**
What exactly are you trying to say?!
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, I, uh...
**[04:36] ---**
Shinichi! *Think*before
you speak, Shinichi!
**[04:41] ---**
You are *hopeless*, Shinichi!
**[04:44] ---**
Do you realize that, Shinichi?
**[04:46] ---**
Isn't this partly because
she wants to say "Shinichi"?
**[04:54] ---**
Right. I'm sorry. We *are* close.
**[04:57] ---**
I apologize. Sorry.
**[05:00] ---**
You do all kinds of stuff for me... Hana,
**[05:04] ---**
and we've hung out together a lot.
**[05:06] ---**
Though I *do* lose my temper occasionally...
**[05:09] ---**
I was wrong.
I fully acknowledge that much.
**[05:15] ---**
We're close friends.
**[05:18] ---**
So can you call me by
my first name from now on?
**[05:24] ---**
I don't know.
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, is that so?! I see how it is!
**[05:30] ---**
You don't even understand this yourself!
**[05:34] ---**
Let's make this perfectly clear:
**[05:36] ---**
Tell me, here and now, why *mine*
is the only name you won't use!
**[05:40] ---**
What?!
**[05:41] ---**
Are you just coasting on
the length of our relationship?
**[05:45] ---**
*I'm* about to lose *my* temper with
the rotten way you're treating me!
**[05:50] ---**
It's nothing like that!
**[05:52] ---**
It is too!
**[05:54] ---**
Out of what few friendships
you have, ours is the closest!
**[05:59] ---**
And yet...
**[06:01] ---**
Ami.
**[06:02] ---**
Itsuhito.
**[06:02] ---**
Ms. Tsuki.
**[06:03] ---**
Yanagi-*chan*.
**[06:05] ---**
Kitties!
**[06:06] ---**
Uzaki.
**[06:08] ---**
That's not what I look like!
**[06:10] ---**
Look here, Shinichi.
**[06:12] ---**
We've known each other for
five years, starting in high school.
**[06:15] ---**
Do you understand that much?
**[06:18] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's true.
**[06:21] ---**
But not even *ten minutes*
after you meet my sister...
**[06:25] ---**
I'm sorry--I apologize--
I screwed up--forgive me!
**[06:30] ---**
Only I get the last-name treatment...
**[06:34] ---**
Am I the only one
who thought we were close?
**[06:38] ---**
Do you not consider me
your friend, Shinichi?
**[06:44] ---**
That's a real blow to my self-confidence.
**[06:48] ---**
A-All right.
**[06:50] ---**
Let me really think it through.
Just hang tight for a sec.
**[06:56] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:58] ---**
I guess it's Ami who's gotten me
**[07:01] ---**
to call people
by their first names lately.
**[07:06] ---**
Yours is the only one
still giving me a hard time.
**[07:10] ---**
Which means, well...
**[07:14] ---**
It might be because you're special.
**[07:25] ---**
What did I just say?
**[07:30] ---**
H-Hey.
**[07:33] ---**
Y-You said that I was...
**[07:36] ---**
...special.
**[07:38] ---**
--I did?
--You did.
**[07:40] ---**
Me?
**[07:42] ---**
You.
**[07:44] ---**
To you?
**[07:46] ---**
To me.
**[07:48] ---**
Why?
**[07:50] ---**
Don't ask me! You're the one who said it.
**[07:55] ---**
W-Well, if you're saying I'm... special...
**[08:00] ---**
No--
**[08:02] ---**
We'll just leave it at that, then!
**[08:05] ---**
"Confidence Restored"
**[08:05] ---**
Confidence: restored!
**[08:08] ---**
W-W-Wait, Uzaki! Forget I said that!
**[08:10] ---**
Nope! Already heard it.
**[08:12] ---**
And what are we doing today?
**[08:14] ---**
Hana...
**[08:15] ---**
What is it, Shinichi?
**[08:18] ---**
She loves him--enough
to make *us*self-conscious.
**[08:22] ---**
She loves him.
**[08:23] ---**
She loves him!
**[08:25] ---**
But yeah, Hana's a late bloomer--
**[08:28] ---**
that goofball *would* be tough to win over.
**[08:31] ---**
Oh, well. I might just
lend her a hand soon enough.
**[08:37] ---**
I'm home!
**[08:39] ---**
Welcome back!
**[08:41] ---**
Boy, is it cold out there.
**[08:47] ---**
Well, hello to you, too!
Lucky you, staying someplace warm.
**[08:52] ---**
Oh, right! Guess what, Mom?
**[08:55] ---**
I finally met Hana's senpai!
**[08:58] ---**
So you *did* go to the café.
**[09:02] ---**
Just don't bother them too much at work.
**[09:06] ---**
I think it's okay. They happened
to be closed today, anyway.
**[09:11] ---**
Oh, were they?
**[09:13] ---**
The owner and his daughter were
watching those two and eating rice.
**[09:18] ---**
Rice...? Why?
**[09:20] ---**
Dunno.
**[09:21] ---**
Her senpai has scary eyes,
but he's easy to talk to.
**[09:27] ---**
He likes games; I wonder
if he'd play a round with me?
**[09:32] ---**
We'll just leave it at that, then!
**[09:36] ---**
Mom, did you know?
**[09:39] ---**
Hana really loves this senpai of hers.
**[09:42] ---**
Yes, uh-huh.
**[09:45] ---**
Sakurai seems to have
taken a liking to Yanagi...
**[09:49] ---**
He hasn't said *that*
kind of thing to her, right?
**[09:54] ---**
It's probably asking too much,
but one day I want to try
**[09:57] ---**
both together, one in each arm,
instead of one at a time.
**[10:04] ---**
I wish pairing up with Hana
had put an end to all that...
**[10:08] ---**
Tsuki assumes that Sakurai and Uzaki
are already in a special relationship.
**[10:15] ---**
But even if things *have*
settled down with Sakurai,
**[10:19] ---**
he could still turn his
bottomless passion toward Yanagi!
**[10:25] ---**
No! If that happens to my girls...
**[10:29] ---**
Maybe I'll go see
that senpai again sometime!
**[10:33] ---**
Ya-Yanagi, you can't!
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
You're still in middle school!
**[10:39] ---**
And going alone?
**[10:41] ---**
The next time you're headed over there,
**[10:44] ---**
go with me, at the very least!
**[10:47] ---**
What?
**[10:48] ---**
Understood?
**[10:50] ---**
Y-Yeah... understood.
**[10:54] ---**
It goes without saying for
Yanagi the middle-schooler,
**[10:57] ---**
but even fully-grown
Hana is still a child!
**[11:01] ---**
And I, their mother, must guide them!
**[11:05] ---**
That's fine and all, but middle-schoolers
do go to cafés nowadays.
**[11:11] ---**
Does Mom want to go, too?
**[11:14] ---**
Well! Sure is lively in here.
Got some fun going on?
**[11:19] ---**
Bring Dad into the loop!
**[11:22] ---**
Say, Yanagi, it's not often
you go out on a Sunday.
**[11:27] ---**
Where'd you go? Where'd you go?
**[11:30] ---**
Nah, it's okay. It doesn't
have anything to do with you.
**[11:34] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[11:37] ---**
Now I feel all lonely...
**[11:41] ---**
If I tell Dad, it'll only start up
the noise and fuss again.
**[11:50] ---**
Oops. Were you studying?
**[11:53] ---**
We got a little loud, huh. Sorry, Kiri.
**[11:58] ---**
Kiri's ticked.
**[12:00] ---**
It's finals. He's all stressed out.
**[12:04] ---**
He's not great at studying.
**[12:08] ---**
I've got exams, too, as it happens.
**[12:11] ---**
Well, I'm not worried
about you for a second.
**[12:15] ---**
You're an ace student!
**[12:17] ---**
I heard that. I heard *everything*!
**[12:20] ---**
I crave physical activity!
**[12:22] ---**
Yeah--no club stuff during exams.
**[12:26] ---**
But your studies are important.
**[12:28] ---**
You worked hard
to test into that high school--
**[12:31] ---**
now work hard to keep your grades up.
**[12:34] ---**
You can do all the club activities
you want once finals are over.
**[12:38] ---**
I know... but even then...
**[12:42] ---**
Oh, right: Winter's all about building
stamina--running, working out.
**[12:48] ---**
Even if you start back up
after exams, it's not much fun.
**[12:52] ---**
Yeah, exactly!
**[12:54] ---**
That's a whole other issue,
though, isn't it?
**[12:57] ---**
I guess, yeah...
**[12:59] ---**
I hate studying.
I can't help stressing out.
**[13:04] ---**
And I'm supposed to take exams like this?
**[13:08] ---**
Dad?
**[13:10] ---**
Can I ask you a favor? Don't tell Mom.
**[13:15] ---**
Kiri...
**[13:18] ---**
Your father would *love* that!
**[13:22] ---**
Right after his daughter's curt
brush-off got him feeling lonely,
**[13:25] ---**
he was thrilled to have his
rebellious-phase son ask him a favor.
**[13:34] ---**
Yes! Finally, some exercise!
**[13:40] ---**
I've got all this excess energy.
**[13:45] ---**
As if I can just study all the time...
**[13:48] ---**
Dad gave me a free pass for this place.
**[13:52] ---**
It sure is clean!
**[13:53] ---**
Jeez, should I join for real?
**[13:58] ---**
Kiri Uzaki, 17. High-school junior.
**[14:01] ---**
Member of the swim club,
where his times are just above average.
**[14:06] ---**
His athletic ability is so-so.
**[14:09] ---**
Dad said there were lots of seniors here;
**[14:13] ---**
yep: nothin' but grannies and grandpas.
**[14:16] ---**
Nice! With no other young people
around, I'm literally peerless!
**[14:21] ---**
Also? Small fry!
**[14:24] ---**
Time to really get all
that exam-studying anger out!
**[14:36] ---**
Okay. So that's about where everyone is.
**[14:39] ---**
Whereas *I*...
**[14:41] ---**
...will go with *this*.
**[14:44] ---**
Youngsters sure are different!
**[14:46] ---**
You're really going that heavy?
**[14:49] ---**
I usually go even heavier, but I'm a
little rusty with clubs out of session.
**[14:54] ---**
Gotta ease in.
**[14:57] ---**
Wow! And you usually lift *more* than that?
**[15:01] ---**
Impressive!
**[15:03] ---**
Oh, it's nothing, really.
**[15:10] ---**
I'll try that next.
**[15:13] ---**
Maintain proper form at the bench press
and set the safety bars correctly.
**[15:18] ---**
Ooh, can you really lift that much?
**[15:21] ---**
Well, I'm rusty. I figured I'd start here.
**[15:25] ---**
Young people are amazing!
**[15:28] ---**
Really, it's noth--
**[15:41] ---**
You do find the occasional
super-buff old guy...
**[15:45] ---**
I'll make sure not to work out near him.
**[15:58] ---**
Wow, that's fast.
**[16:00] ---**
Nah--I'm rusty.
**[16:01] ---**
I'll kick up the speed
a little once I'm used to it.
**[16:05] ---**
Really? Faster than that?
**[16:08] ---**
You're something else!
**[16:09] ---**
It's n--
**[16:34] ---**
Hey, Sakurai!
**[16:36] ---**
I'd like to use the pool.
It's open to club members, right?
**[16:40] ---**
Of course! Use it as long as you like.
**[16:43] ---**
You said you were experienced--go ahead
and use the advanced lane.
**[16:49] ---**
The advanced lane?
**[16:50] ---**
"End"
"Slope, Walking, Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced"
**[16:51] ---**
The lane on the far right as you enter--
generally meant for folks who can swim.
**[16:56] ---**
Rules may vary from gym to gym,
so check first.
**[17:01] ---**
The lane's all set up and labeled,
but no one uses it. Such a waste!
**[17:06] ---**
We get lots of older folks with weak legs.
**[17:09] ---**
Aha.
**[17:11] ---**
Since you'll be in there alone,
you can really put some oomph into it.
**[17:15] ---**
So don't worry--enjoy yourself.
**[17:17] ---**
Got it.
**[17:19] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:22] ---**
From that look on his face, I'd say
Sakurai's got something on his mind again.
**[17:28] ---**
Ah, youth...
**[17:31] ---**
Girl trouble again, I bet.
**[17:34] ---**
Fujio still had no idea that
the "girl" was his own daughter.
**[17:39] ---**
Dammit. What's the deal
with those old-timers?
**[17:43] ---**
Whatever. The real workout starts now.
**[17:50] ---**
An indoor pool!
**[17:52] ---**
I'm sure it'd love to be used by
an actual athlete instead of old people.
**[17:59] ---**
I figured I had the
advanced lane to myself, but...
**[18:02] ---**
There's a big dude here.
**[18:05] ---**
Ah, if he comes to a gym
full of nothing but old farts,
**[18:09] ---**
he can't be that great.
**[18:13] ---**
I *thought* there was someone
in the advanced lane for once.
**[18:18] ---**
So humans really *can* swim that fast!
**[18:27] ---**
Wow. Amazing!
**[18:29] ---**
It must feel great
to be able to swim like that!
**[18:34] ---**
It did not.
**[18:36] ---**
He's so *fast*! What the hell?!
**[18:38] ---**
We're getting further and further apart!
Dammit, Dad! You tricked me!
**[18:43] ---**
How can I blow off steam
with *this* guy around?
**[18:47] ---**
I don't know who he is,
but he's always out in front.
**[18:50] ---**
*Now* I'm pissed!
**[18:52] ---**
That does it! I'm gonna catch up, dammit!
**[18:56] ---**
Meanwhile, over by Sakurai...
**[18:59] ---**
Forget getting it out of my head.
**[19:01] ---**
It might be because you're special.
**[19:06] ---**
The more time passes,
the more it weighs on me!
**[19:10] ---**
It might be because you're special.
**[19:16] ---**
Why did I say that?!
**[19:20] ---**
I'll just have to swim hard enough
that I can't think of anything else!
**[19:24] ---**
Until I'm totally beat!
**[19:26] ---**
Exercise had become
Sakurai's escape from distress.
**[19:31] ---**
--Gotta drive it out!
--It might be because you're special.
**[19:33] ---**
--Forget. Forget. Forget!
--...because you're special.
**[19:37] ---**
Dammit! I'm staying on him,
even if it's pure stubbornness!
**[19:40] ---**
I *will* catch up, I *will*...
**[19:46] ---**
When did he wind up behind me?!
**[19:48] ---**
What's *with* him?
**[19:51] ---**
What's with him? What's with him?
**[19:53] ---**
What's *with* this guy?!
**[20:00] ---**
I wound up getting passed. Twice.
**[20:03] ---**
And I was swimming at such a crazy pace...
**[20:12] ---**
Dammit. I'm dead on my feet.
*That* guy never rests.
**[20:17] ---**
I'm utterly defeate--
**[20:19] ---**
No! I just got out of
shape studying for exams!
**[20:23] ---**
I wasn't at the top of
my game, that's why!
**[20:27] ---**
Yeah! I was in a slump!
**[20:29] ---**
It's just like small fry to pile on excuse
after excuse at a time like this.
**[20:35] ---**
I'm at my worst--mentally and physically!
**[20:37] ---**
Since it wasn't club or a tournament,
**[20:39] ---**
I couldn't get my head in
the game and give it my all!
**[20:43] ---**
Totally. If I were in peak condition,
I'd be winning on all counts!
**[20:48] ---**
It's *him*!
**[21:16] ---**
What's wrong with Kiri?
**[21:19] ---**
Who knows? He's been doing
that ever since he came home.
**[21:22] ---**
Maybe we should make one
of his favorite dishes tonight.
**[21:26] ---**
I'm home! Tsuki's... not around, is she?
**[21:31] ---**
Mom? She's in the bath.
**[21:33] ---**
Great!
**[21:36] ---**
Well, Kiri? How'd you
like your dad's workplace?
**[21:40] ---**
Let me know if you ever want to join up!
**[21:45] ---**
What's wrong? Something happen?
**[21:47] ---**
We've got plenty of gear, right?
**[21:50] ---**
Lots of room to swim in the advanced lane?
**[21:56] ---**
What is it?
**[21:57] ---**
A sense of absolute failure
was etched ever so deeply
**[22:01] ---**
into the young man's very soul.
**[22:04] ---**
**[22:06] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 9:
Fujio Uzaki Wants Family Time!"
# E9 - Fujio Uzaki Wants Family Time!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX2VK8/fujio-uzaki-wants-family-time)
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**[00:03] ---**
By the way,
your father has this Sunday off.
**[00:08] ---**
Kiri and Yanagi are done with exams;
let's all go get refreshed!
**[00:13] ---**
Refreshed?
**[00:15] ---**
One of our members clued me
in on this really fun spot.
**[00:18] ---**
Someplace fun? What is it?
**[00:21] ---**
Here--check it out!
**[00:22] ---**
"Hakone Kowakien Yunessun"
**[00:23] ---**
Hakone Kowakien... Yunessun?
**[00:26] ---**
It's a hot spring where you can
suit up and swim--even in winter.
**[00:29] ---**
A hot spring? Wouldn't you get
dizzy swimming in one of those?
**[00:33] ---**
Apparently the water's
kept comfortably warm.
**[00:37] ---**
They have a regular hot spring, too.
I might prefer that.
**[00:44] ---**
So you can swim, huh?
**[00:56] ---**
You with us, Kiri? Looks fun, ri--
**[01:00] ---**
N-No way... Count me out.
**[01:03] ---**
I am *definitely* not going!
**[01:05] ---**
What the heck happened to you?!
**[01:15] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:38] ---**
"Episode 9:
Fujio Uzaki Wants Family Time!"
**[02:45] ---**
Good thing the weather
turned out all right!
**[02:48] ---**
Why was Kiri so dead
set against this, though?
**[02:51] ---**
Our kids are growing up so fast--it
could be any number of things.
**[02:57] ---**
Isn't he at an age
where he prefers being alone?
**[03:00] ---**
Yeah--his rebellious phase.
**[03:04] ---**
I really did want this
to be a family trip...
**[03:09] ---**
Fujio...
**[03:14] ---**
Ah, but Kiri's a guy.
He should be fine on his own.
**[03:19] ---**
Honestly, the one
I most want to enjoy this...
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, Hana, wouldn't you rather have
spent this weekend with your senpai?
**[03:30] ---**
But if this place turns out to be cool,
you can go with *him* next time!
**[03:35] ---**
Ugh, enough! Shut up already!
**[03:38] ---**
Aw, no need to blush!
**[03:43] ---**
F-Fujio... please drive safely, okay?
**[03:49] ---**
Why, you lousy little so-and-so...
**[04:01] ---**
W-What the--?!
**[04:02] ---**
That car behind me...
I don't like the looks of it!
**[04:08] ---**
Oh... Hana!
**[04:10] ---**
She's been coming home late these
days--and sometimes not at all.
**[04:15] ---**
Tsuki and Yanagi have met
this fellow of hers,
**[04:19] ---**
but they both just dance
around the subject.
**[04:22] ---**
Oh, beloved daughter of mine...
**[04:24] ---**
Are you already pulling
away from your father?
**[04:27] ---**
"What the heck"
"Who cares"
"Forget it"
**[04:29] ---**
Listen up, Hana:
**[04:30] ---**
You'll be fine in Kansai if you know
when to use "What the heck?"
**[04:34] ---**
"Who cares?" and "Forget it!"
**[04:36] ---**
What the heck?
**[04:37] ---**
Yes! Like that!
**[04:42] ---**
Look, Hana:
**[04:44] ---**
a beautiful sunset, just like those
Hotel Something Awaji commercials.
**[04:48] ---**
Who cares?
**[04:49] ---**
Attagirl, Hana! Your timing is *perfect*!
**[04:54] ---**
I want to spend more time with you...
**[04:56] ---**
I want to be at your side
to see your smiling face...
**[04:59] ---**
Eyes front, moron!
**[05:00] ---**
No matter what...
no matter what it takes...
**[05:04] ---**
My family *will* enjoy this day together!
**[05:07] ---**
And then!
**[05:09] ---**
Wha--is that an aura?! I see an aura!
**[05:13] ---**
This little trip will restore
our father-daughter bond!
**[05:21] ---**
"This anime is a work of fiction.
Drive safely and
follow the rules of the road."
**[05:35] ---**
Welcome!
**[05:37] ---**
Ooh, Hana, look!
**[05:40] ---**
That must be their mascot.
**[05:42] ---**
It's adorable!
**[06:18] ---**
It looks like that stuff in here!
You know, like they have in Italy?
**[06:22] ---**
Roman architecture?
**[06:23] ---**
Yeah, that!
**[06:26] ---**
Hana! There's a water slide outside!
**[06:28] ---**
It's called Rodeo Mountain.
**[06:35] ---**
They seem to like it.
**[06:39] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[06:44] ---**
Ooh--lukewarm. In a good way.
**[06:47] ---**
This feels great. Like a futon!
**[06:51] ---**
Hey, girls? There are lots
of other baths over there, too.
**[06:56] ---**
All right! C'mon, Hana!
**[06:59] ---**
A wine bath!
**[07:01] ---**
It's supposed to be rejuvenating.
**[07:03] ---**
I feel like Cleopatra!
**[07:06] ---**
Et tu?
**[07:07] ---**
That's Caesar and Brutus.
**[07:10] ---**
"*Subject to change due
to special events."
**[07:10] ---**
A coffee bath!
**[07:12] ---**
This smells *amazing*!
**[07:15] ---**
It helps you shake fatigue
and enhances the skin.
**[07:20] ---**
There's a saké bath, a green-tea bath...
**[07:25] ---**
Hana, Hana!
**[07:27] ---**
"Experience the Doctor Fish!"
"Doctor Fish (Garra rufa)"
**[07:27] ---**
Let's do this--doctor fish!
**[07:30] ---**
That's a new one!
**[07:31] ---**
I wanna try!
**[07:36] ---**
They're enjoying themselves.
**[07:39] ---**
I'm glad. I really am!
**[07:42] ---**
Why don't we check it out, too?
**[07:52] ---**
Forget it--way too tickly!
**[07:54] ---**
I can't last even ten seconds!
**[07:59] ---**
No can do! Count me out!
**[08:01] ---**
Hey now, you two, keep your
voices down! This is a public pla--
**[08:12] ---**
It really does tickle...
**[08:15] ---**
Keep *your* voice down,
too--for other reasons!
**[08:20] ---**
Nope, I'm out! Uncle!
**[08:23] ---**
Same here! Later!
**[08:27] ---**
Wait, you can't go off alone!
**[08:31] ---**
Are you okay, Fujio?
**[08:35] ---**
Phew, that was a close one.
Almost squashed the fish.
**[08:42] ---**
N-No! Not there!
**[08:45] ---**
No nibbling there!
**[08:49] ---**
F-Fujio! Stop making
weird noises in a public place!
**[08:55] ---**
Whew, that tickled!
**[08:57] ---**
We sure laughed a lot!
**[08:59] ---**
But I do think my feet
feel a little smoother.
**[09:02] ---**
I get that!
**[09:03] ---**
Where to next?
**[09:05] ---**
Wait till Mom and Dad catch up.
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, got a second?
**[09:10] ---**
You two are such cuties!
Where are you from?
**[09:14] ---**
Whoa, Hana, they're hitting on us.
**[09:17] ---**
Aw, man... what a pain.
**[09:19] ---**
I haven't had to deal with this lately.
**[09:24] ---**
Isn't that because you're
always with your senpai?
**[09:28] ---**
Oh, right. His nasty eyes
really *do* scare people away after all.
**[09:33] ---**
That's... not exactly it.
**[09:36] ---**
Hey, quit whispering
amongst yourselves, wouldja?
**[09:40] ---**
Wanna grab a drink over there?
**[09:40] ---**
"Café Restaurant Fontana"
**[09:42] ---**
No, thanks.
We're here with our family today.
**[09:46] ---**
Then give us your contact info.
**[09:48] ---**
Look, y'all, just so you know, we're in
middle school, and that's a crime.
**[09:54] ---**
Mid--?!
**[09:55] ---**
"Y'all"? Did she just say "y'all"?!
**[09:59] ---**
Middle school, yeah... that's, uh...
**[10:03] ---**
They bought it?!
**[10:05] ---**
Yeah. Might wanna touch base
again in five years or so...
**[10:08] ---**
Hey! What's the big idea?!
**[10:11] ---**
Get lost, punks!
**[10:14] ---**
We're sorry!
**[10:18] ---**
Of all the...
**[10:20] ---**
Rats! How could I let my ultra-cute girls
roam around in their swimsuits?
**[10:29] ---**
That's basically like tossing
raw meat into a safari park full of lions!
**[10:35] ---**
I brought them here
so they could enjoy themselves,
**[10:37] ---**
but it's all for nothing
if they wind up being hit on!
**[10:44] ---**
Um, Dad?
**[10:47] ---**
Hana, Yanagi, are you okay?
Did they do anything to you?
**[10:51] ---**
I'm sorry I took my eyes off you.
That was scary.
**[10:55] ---**
No, uh... why are you
silky-smooth all over?
**[10:59] ---**
Never mind me!
**[11:01] ---**
Don't be so worried. It's not like we were
ever going to go with them.
**[11:06] ---**
Besides... well...
**[11:08] ---**
Yeah.
**[11:11] ---**
You're never far away, Dad.
**[11:13] ---**
You'll always protect us.
**[11:18] ---**
Hana... Yanagi...
**[11:21] ---**
A mother of three?!
**[11:22] ---**
No way!
**[11:23] ---**
Um... this is problematic.
**[11:27] ---**
I'm here with my family,
and my children are waiting, so...
**[11:35] ---**
He's back!
**[11:36] ---**
What's *with* that dude?!
**[11:38] ---**
You just can't be too careful...
**[11:40] ---**
Hey, check that out!
**[11:42] ---**
What a body...
**[11:43] ---**
Wow...
**[11:46] ---**
Ugh! They just keep on coming!
**[11:48] ---**
Um, excuse me?
**[11:51] ---**
Your physique is incredible!
**[11:53] ---**
Do you work at it?
**[11:56] ---**
Er... would you mind
if we took some pictures?
**[11:59] ---**
"Photography is allowed
in some areas of Yunessun!"
**[12:03] ---**
--Nice!
--Look at those bulges!
--He's so smooth...
**[12:05] ---**
Sure thing!
**[12:06] ---**
Yesss!
**[12:07] ---**
Thank you!
**[12:09] ---**
How did Tsuki wind up with this man?
**[12:20] ---**
Look this way!
**[12:22] ---**
Okay, next pose, please!
**[12:24] ---**
Nice! Looking good, looking *good*!
**[12:29] ---**
What a smile!
**[12:30] ---**
He's huge!
**[12:31] ---**
Wow, look at that! Amazing!
**[12:34] ---**
Whoa, what *is* that?! Crazy!
**[12:37] ---**
What the...?
**[12:39] ---**
What on earth is that turning into?
**[12:41] ---**
Dad just loves it when
people compliment his muscles.
**[12:46] ---**
That physique really is something else.
**[12:49] ---**
How do I work out to get a body like that?
**[12:52] ---**
We keep working out hoping
for six-packs, but no luck.
**[12:56] ---**
See, with your abs...
**[12:58] ---**
Fine-tuning your diet is
enough to see some changes.
**[13:01] ---**
What you want is a balance
of proteins, fats, and carbs...
**[13:06] ---**
Now he's dishing out workout advice.
**[13:11] ---**
Still doing the trainer thing,
even on his day off...
**[13:17] ---**
This looks like it'll take a while.
I'm gonna go look around on my own.
**[13:21] ---**
Watch your step--be
careful you don't slip.
**[13:24] ---**
I will.
**[13:54] ---**
Whoa! What a view!
**[13:58] ---**
A little chilly, though,
since it's winter and all.
**[14:06] ---**
Cave baths...
**[14:09] ---**
Yes--shelter.
**[14:17] ---**
Now, how about lunch?
**[14:19] ---**
Good idea.
**[14:25] ---**
S-Senpai?!
**[14:26] ---**
Uzaki?!
**[14:28] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[14:30] ---**
Oh! What a coincidence!
**[14:32] ---**
Sakaki, don't tell me...
**[14:35] ---**
You planned this, Itsuhito?
**[14:37] ---**
No, no, no! I was completely
hands-off this time!
**[14:41] ---**
This is 100-percent
unadulterated coincidence!
**[14:44] ---**
But given how you *usually* operate...
**[14:48] ---**
--Right?
--Yeah.
**[14:51] ---**
Man, there is zero trust
in this relationship.
**[14:54] ---**
Uzaki...
**[14:57] ---**
All right. I swam my heart
out the other day--
**[15:00] ---**
I can talk with her normally again.
**[15:03] ---**
Itsuhito gave me a complimentary ticket,
so I tagged along.
**[15:07] ---**
Sak happened to be free,
so we popped over in my car.
**[15:10] ---**
Huh! I'm here with my family.
**[15:14] ---**
Huh.
**[15:15] ---**
This place sure is fun, huh?
**[15:17] ---**
Imagine, a hot spring with a water slide!
**[15:20] ---**
Have you tried it yet, Senpai?
**[15:22] ---**
No...
**[15:23] ---**
If you'd like to, I could come with.
**[15:25] ---**
What are you, my mother?
**[15:29] ---**
What now, Itsuhito?
**[15:30] ---**
What's that grin for?
**[15:33] ---**
Oh, just thinking how Sak hasn't mentioned
having a lot of free time lately.
**[15:37] ---**
I haven't?
**[15:39] ---**
No, sir.
**[15:40] ---**
And what are you trying to say
with that creepy smile of yours?
**[15:43] ---**
You know, that maybe it's because
you're always spending time with him.
**[15:50] ---**
In fact, lately Sak's the one who
hasn't been paying attention to *me*.
**[15:55] ---**
I can only get him to hang out
when you're not around.
**[15:59] ---**
I'd say you have
higher priority, all right.
**[16:04] ---**
Makes me kinda lonely... and kinda happy.
**[16:10] ---**
Oh, you're so full of it! Shut up!
**[16:14] ---**
Don't get all flustered, musclehead.
**[16:16] ---**
W-Well, I mean...
if you were that lonely, Senpai,
**[16:23] ---**
I-I'm sorry I couldn't
hang out with you today.
**[16:26] ---**
N-No, I'm fine!
**[16:30] ---**
So... what now?
**[16:32] ---**
I could join you two
and all hang out together.
**[16:38] ---**
No, let's not.
**[16:41] ---**
You're here with your family.
You should put them first.
**[16:45] ---**
You can always give me a shout, and
we'll hang out together some other time.
**[16:49] ---**
Senpai...
**[16:51] ---**
Yeah, enjoy some quality time
with your family today.
**[16:58] ---**
Kiri and Yanagi are done with exams;
let's all go get refreshed!
**[17:03] ---**
Hana, Yanagi, are you okay?
Did they do anything to you?
**[17:07] ---**
I'm sorry I took my eyes off you.
That was scary.
**[17:12] ---**
Yeah, you're right. I'll do that.
**[17:15] ---**
We can come back here together later!
**[17:18] ---**
Sure--just say the word.
**[17:21] ---**
Well, I'd better be getting back.
**[17:24] ---**
Right. See you at work tomorrow.
**[17:27] ---**
Yep!
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, and Senpai?
**[17:31] ---**
Aren't you going to say
what you always say?
**[17:38] ---**
That's another cute swimsuit
you've got on today.
**[17:43] ---**
Thanks.
**[17:44] ---**
Okay, Senpai--see you tomorrow!
**[17:47] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:48] ---**
You two, in your own little world...
**[17:54] ---**
I forgot!
**[17:56] ---**
Still...
**[17:57] ---**
What?
**[17:59] ---**
For us to be talking about enjoying
quality time with the family...
**[18:04] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:06] ---**
You going home for the holidays, Sak?
**[18:09] ---**
Mmm, probably not unless
they ask. What about you?
**[18:15] ---**
I'd rather ditch my family, too.
**[18:17] ---**
Now's the time to come up
with a good excuse not to see them.
**[18:21] ---**
We can do the New Year's shrine visit,
see the first sunrise.
**[18:24] ---**
Ooh, nice!
**[18:26] ---**
Invite Uzaki along, too.
**[18:33] ---**
Oh, Hana's back.
**[18:38] ---**
Well, *you're* in a good mood.
**[18:41] ---**
This place is fun!
**[18:43] ---**
Yes, with fresh air and a beautiful view.
**[18:47] ---**
I could stay in this warm water forever.
**[18:50] ---**
Yeah, but aren't you getting hungry?
**[18:54] ---**
Should we grab a bite to eat?
**[18:56] ---**
Let's call in our bodyguard, shall we?
**[18:58] ---**
Dad! We're leaving!
**[19:20] ---**
Mom, I'm hungry!
**[19:22] ---**
All right, all right.
I'll get started on dinner soon.
**[19:25] ---**
Here, Kiri--eat these in the meantime.
**[19:31] ---**
"I Went to Yunessun.
Lousy Cat"
**[19:34] ---**
Sounds like you really enjoyed yourselves.
**[19:36] ---**
It was fun!
**[19:37] ---**
You should have come, too.
**[19:40] ---**
They had a bunch of baths,
**[19:42] ---**
and then all these people came
around to admire Dad's muscles!
**[19:46] ---**
It turned into a
photo session and everything.
**[19:48] ---**
Why exactly did you go again?
**[19:50] ---**
These guys were flirting with Hana and me.
**[19:53] ---**
Flirting?!
**[19:54] ---**
Dad chased them off right away.
**[19:57] ---**
Man, that was classic.
**[20:00] ---**
I said Hana was in middle school,
and those guys believed me!
**[20:05] ---**
Hey, yeah! How dare you, Yanagi?!
**[20:08] ---**
Passing off a 20-year-old adult
as a middle-schooler!
**[20:11] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[20:16] ---**
Next time I'd like to spend the night.
You should come too, Kiri.
**[20:23] ---**
Yeah... if it's that much fun,
maybe I could go, too.
**[20:30] ---**
Sure, Dad--count me in next time!
**[20:33] ---**
Oho, okay!
**[20:34] ---**
Yep, your old dad'll
take you whenever you like!
**[20:39] ---**
Hana and Yanagi enjoyed
themselves this time around--
**[20:42] ---**
next we'll have a family trip
with the *entire* Uzaki clan.
**[20:46] ---**
Ah, dammit! I should have gone, too!
**[20:50] ---**
Hey, Dad, let's go next week, okay?
I'll skip club!
**[20:55] ---**
Oh, my!
**[20:57] ---**
But you hated the idea.
**[20:58] ---**
What the heck happened?
**[21:01] ---**
And what's your hurry?
**[21:03] ---**
Even runts like Hana and Yanagi
get hit on over there, right?
**[21:08] ---**
I might actually get
a college girl to flirt with me!
**[21:16] ---**
Oh, man, I am *stoked*! I can't wa--
**[21:21] ---**
Ow! What's the big idea?!
**[21:23] ---**
Who are you calling runts?
**[21:26] ---**
This? This is why
girls don't like you, Kiri.
**[21:29] ---**
You ruined it, you dum-dum!
**[21:31] ---**
--Well... this is our family, too.
--Where's the lie? You *are* runts!
**[21:34] ---**
--Keep saying stuff like that,
and you'll *never* have a girlfriend!
**[21:37] ---**
--Our family's usual...
--Keep saying stuff like that,
and you'll *never* have a girlfriend!
**[21:38] ---**
--Our family's usual...
--No wonder you're
not getting any taller.
**[21:41] ---**
What?! I am too!
And I will, too, have a girlfriend!
**[21:47] ---**
Your father's over here
crying tears of disappointment...
**[21:50] ---**
**[21:52] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 10:
We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!"
# E10 - We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0E9K5/we-want-a-thrill-before-christmas)
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**[00:02] ---**
What should we do for Christmas this year?
**[00:06] ---**
It's starting to feel
like Christmas, all right.
**[00:09] ---**
Everyone's so merry!
**[00:11] ---**
Heck, someone right here already
has a Christmas date on the books.
**[00:16] ---**
Isn't that right, Ito?
**[00:17] ---**
I-I wouldn't call it a *date*...
**[00:20] ---**
My boyfriend booked a table at a
restaurant and invited me, that's all.
**[00:26] ---**
Aw, you little lovebirds!
**[00:28] ---**
Won't *you* have plans
for Christmas, too, Hana?
**[00:30] ---**
You know, with your senpai?
**[00:32] ---**
You two really are ultra-compatible.
**[00:35] ---**
W-Well, you know...
**[00:36] ---**
There hasn't been the
slightest whiff of any plans yet.
**[00:40] ---**
But I'm sure Senpai
will invite me to *something*!
**[00:44] ---**
After all, I'm special!
**[00:56] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:19] ---**
"Episode 10:
We Want a Thrill Before Christmas!"
**[02:25] ---**
I'm doing prep;
you can go set the table, okay?
**[02:30] ---**
Sure.
**[02:39] ---**
He can't stop looking at me!
**[02:41] ---**
Man, I can read him like a book.
**[02:44] ---**
He wants to spend Christmas
with me after all!
**[02:48] ---**
A special season!
With his special someone!
**[02:52] ---**
That's what that
torrid gaze means, I know it!
**[02:55] ---**
Sure, Senpai! I guess I'll have
to make this a fun Christmas for you!
**[03:00] ---**
If I can just get your wuss self
to show me you're serious...
**[03:06] ---**
Senpai... serious?
**[03:09] ---**
Oh, w-wow... Now *that* makes me
nervous all of a sudden.
**[03:14] ---**
If he really does mean business...
**[03:17] ---**
What if he turns into some kind of beast?!
**[03:19] ---**
Nah--not going by
what I've seen of him so far.
**[03:24] ---**
He could be a gentleman about it...
**[03:27] ---**
Come here... Uzaki.
**[03:29] ---**
Yeah. In that case...
**[03:31] ---**
Wait, is that what a gentleman's like?
**[03:33] ---**
The Christmas preparations
are complete, Miss Uzaki.
**[03:37] ---**
That's not a gentleman--that's a butler.
**[03:39] ---**
Woo! Christmas!
Let's raise the roof, Uzaki-*chan*!
**[03:43] ---**
No, no! No way--not ever!
**[03:45] ---**
Okay, Hana, calm down for a sec.
**[03:49] ---**
Knowing him,
he won't suddenly come after me.
**[03:53] ---**
Although we *have*
known each other long enough...
**[03:57] ---**
But, I mean, still...
**[03:59] ---**
Huh? Hang on...
**[04:02] ---**
Wasn't I just saying that senpai was
the safest creature in the whole world?
**[04:08] ---**
So what has me so worried?
**[04:11] ---**
Wait... huh?
**[04:18] ---**
No, Hana! Senpai is
the safest in the whole world!
**[04:23] ---**
That's right! Hang in there, angel me!
**[04:26] ---**
"Safest in the whole world," my foot!
**[04:29] ---**
That's too many devils!
What's wrong with my conscience?!
**[04:33] ---**
Just be honest with yourself already!
**[04:35] ---**
N-No! Hana isn't even considering
being like that with her senpai!
**[04:40] ---**
"Like that"?
**[04:42] ---**
And by "that"...
**[04:43] ---**
Like *what*, hmm?
**[04:45] ---**
W-Well, um...
**[04:47] ---**
An opening!
**[04:52] ---**
D-Do you think maybe...
**[04:54] ---**
...at some point... *I'll* go after *him*?
**[04:58] ---**
--Uzaki?
--Yes!
**[05:00] ---**
Wh-Wh-What is it, Senpai?
I'm not done prepping yet.
**[05:04] ---**
Oh, no, I wasn't
looking to hurry dinner up.
**[05:07] ---**
There's something
I wanted to check, that's all.
**[05:11] ---**
Can you... take your top off?
**[05:18] ---**
No... no way.
He's not even waiting for Christmas?!
**[05:24] ---**
No... he would never...
**[05:28] ---**
I can't... I can't do this...
**[05:32] ---**
I mean...
**[05:35] ---**
We've never...
**[05:37] ---**
...done anything...
**[05:49] ---**
I can't...
**[05:51] ---**
And yet...
**[05:53] ---**
Uzaki.
**[06:01] ---**
That's perfect.
**[06:09] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:14] ---**
I knew it. That's my T-shirt.
**[06:20] ---**
Oh. Yeah, I guess it is.
I forgot I borrowed it.
**[06:26] ---**
I don't mind.
Just be sure you give it back.
**[06:32] ---**
Huh? What? What are *you* so mad about?
**[06:35] ---**
I'm the one who has his T-shirts stolen!
**[06:38] ---**
I didn't steal them--I *borrowed* them!
**[06:40] ---**
And I'll give them back, okay? Happy?
**[06:42] ---**
I'll wash everything
and bring them over tomorrow!
**[06:45] ---**
O... kay.
**[06:47] ---**
These oversized shirts are awfully comfy,
but fine! You can have them back!
**[06:52] ---**
They don't smell like you anymore,
so I'm fine letting them go!
**[06:56] ---**
You were smelling them?
**[06:58] ---**
Stop that. How mortifying.
**[07:03] ---**
I'm sorry! I won't mention it again!
**[07:06] ---**
I'll forget all about it--I already have!
**[07:08] ---**
Was that some kind of sore spot for you?
**[07:11] ---**
Here I thought I'd take
the initiative for the holidays...
**[07:14] ---**
Oh, but this ain't over.
I'll show him a thing or two tomorrow!
**[07:20] ---**
And the next day...
**[07:27] ---**
Are you ready for this, Senpai?
**[07:29] ---**
Uzaki, no! Please--anything but that!
**[07:36] ---**
Yes... there's that face.
**[07:38] ---**
*That's* what really makes my day.
**[07:41] ---**
But it's too late to stop now.
And it's all *your* fault.
**[07:45] ---**
No, no, no--wait! I don't understand!
**[07:47] ---**
I have no idea what I did
to make you so angry!
**[07:50] ---**
At least tell me what I did wrong!
**[07:54] ---**
Like I could, perv!
**[07:55] ---**
What on earth could I have done this time?
**[07:59] ---**
Just take your lumps!
**[08:02] ---**
The horror film *Atrocity*!
**[08:06] ---**
Here we go!
**[08:11] ---**
Uzaki was unnecessarily riled up yesterday
**[08:14] ---**
by Sakurai's suggestive
language and behavior.
**[08:17] ---**
Though the misunderstanding
blew up in her face,
**[08:19] ---**
Uzaki, needing to soothe her rage
at having her girlish heart toyed with,
**[08:22] ---**
attempted to have
her revenge with horror films.
**[08:26] ---**
What a bold grudge to hold!
**[08:29] ---**
"Lousy Cat Genius"
**[08:29] ---**
Humans really are stupid creatures.
**[08:33] ---**
And... play!
**[09:01] ---**
Why are *you* so terrified?
**[09:05] ---**
"Revenge Failed"
**[09:07] ---**
I-I-I've never actually
seen a ho-ho-horror film...
**[09:10] ---**
I never knew they were so scary...
**[09:12] ---**
I-I-I just wanted to hassle you...
**[09:16] ---**
You're the poster child for
"hoist by your own petard."
**[09:20] ---**
Wh-Wh-Why are you okay with all this?
**[09:23] ---**
I thought you couldn't
handle horror films!
**[09:26] ---**
I mean, it's scary and all...
**[09:29] ---**
But the plot's surprisingly fun.
**[09:32] ---**
Plus, seeing you be
so scared let me keep my cool.
**[09:35] ---**
Wha--no fair! So I'm the only one...
**[09:38] ---**
You traitor!
**[09:40] ---**
I'd be mad, too, if the tables
were turned and *she* hated horror.
**[09:46] ---**
If you're that scared,
let's just stop here.
**[09:49] ---**
But I haven't seen you be terrified yet...
**[09:52] ---**
And I don't want to stop halfway through
when you're enjoying yourself.
**[09:56] ---**
She shows integrity
about the strangest things.
**[10:01] ---**
Whoa! G-Get off me!
**[10:04] ---**
Sorry... I was just so scared...
**[10:10] ---**
Get out of there!
That's a weird way to be scared!
**[10:18] ---**
I'm all burned out.
**[10:20] ---**
Scared to exhaustion...
**[10:22] ---**
I guess I can't handle horror, either.
**[10:25] ---**
I had no idea.
Not that I'll ever watch any ever again.
**[10:31] ---**
C'mon, the movie's over. Let's move on.
**[10:34] ---**
It's about time to go home.
**[10:36] ---**
It's late, so I'll walk
you to the station.
**[10:41] ---**
Nuh-uh.
**[10:43] ---**
--I'm afraid.
--What?
**[10:45] ---**
I don't want to walk
at night because I'm afraid.
**[10:47] ---**
Are you a *child*?
**[10:49] ---**
I was fine with it up till now!
**[10:51] ---**
But now I'll think something's
lurking around every corner!
**[10:54] ---**
I mean, I kind of get it...
**[10:57] ---**
Should I call a taxi?
**[10:59] ---**
No way! Absolutely not!
**[11:00] ---**
What if the driver's a ghost?
**[11:02] ---**
That's not a thing!
**[11:05] ---**
Should we have someone
from your house come get you?
**[11:09] ---**
Any one of them could be
a ghost in disguise!
**[11:12] ---**
We could go on forever
with this kind of thing!
**[11:14] ---**
Please, Senpai, let me spend the night.
**[11:17] ---**
I'll go home in the morning.
**[11:19] ---**
And I'll never ever
watch another horror film!
**[11:23] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[11:24] ---**
I'll make breakfast
*and* a bento lunch tomorrow!
**[11:29] ---**
Well, if you insist...
**[11:32] ---**
Hooray! Thank you! Thank you so much!
**[11:36] ---**
It's fine, really.
**[11:39] ---**
Gotta let the family know!
**[11:41] ---**
Sakurai had not noticed all the bait
consistently being laid out for him.
**[11:47] ---**
Oof.
**[11:48] ---**
Oh, you bought a futon.
**[11:50] ---**
For guests.
**[11:53] ---**
You *do* realize I'm the
only one who'll be using it.
**[11:57] ---**
None of your friends
would spend the night;
**[11:59] ---**
this is destined to become
my own personal futon.
**[12:01] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:03] ---**
Still, for as much as you hate
the idea, you still have one ready.
**[12:07] ---**
For me, right?
**[12:10] ---**
You're too kind, Senpai.
**[12:12] ---**
Shut *up*! And go take a bath!
**[12:14] ---**
Okay!
**[12:17] ---**
It's starting to be a given that Uzaki will
spend the night... and that's not great.
**[12:23] ---**
I haven't even worked
through my own feelings yet.
**[12:27] ---**
It might be because you're special.
**[12:31] ---**
Senpai!
**[12:33] ---**
Don't suddenly turn
the lights off or anything!
**[12:36] ---**
No pranks, okay?
**[12:38] ---**
Like I would ever.
**[12:40] ---**
Oh, and no peeping, either!
**[12:43] ---**
No matter how cute I am,
peeping is a crime. Got that, Senpai?
**[12:51] ---**
It's so dark! I'm so scared! Senpai!
**[12:56] ---**
Uzaki's bag...
**[12:59] ---**
Food? Damn, did she forget about these?
**[13:03] ---**
Might have to get 'em in the fridge.
**[13:17] ---**
Sorry I went poking around in your stuff.
**[13:21] ---**
Huge... that bra was huge...
**[13:23] ---**
I-I guess these things happen.
**[13:26] ---**
It's fine--it doesn't bother me.
**[13:29] ---**
Next time I'll just hide it
where you can't get at it.
**[13:33] ---**
"Next time"? "Hide it"?
**[13:35] ---**
I actually brought some underthings
thinking I might stay here again.
**[13:40] ---**
Sure didn't think I'd be
using them already, though!
**[13:44] ---**
Dammit! And after my big clean-up,
when I told you to take your stuff home!
**[13:49] ---**
Huh? What's that you're wearing?
**[13:53] ---**
This? I only had
underthings with me today,
**[13:57] ---**
so I dipped into your dresser
to borrow this shirt and these shorts.
**[14:01] ---**
Uh, those aren't shorts...
**[14:05] ---**
They're... my underwear.
**[14:12] ---**
Next time I'll bring PJs, too.
**[14:14] ---**
Please do.
**[14:16] ---**
Oh! I'll go wash them,
at least--to atone for my crime!
**[14:21] ---**
She ran away...
**[14:23] ---**
She might actually be better off
with less control, not more.
**[14:28] ---**
A phone call? At this hour?
**[14:32] ---**
Senpai! I'll wash those bath towels, too!
**[14:36] ---**
Okay.
**[14:37] ---**
Hello?
**[14:40] ---**
So you've got a girl
in there with you now?
**[14:43] ---**
Here I was always worried
about you being so rigid and cold.
**[14:50] ---**
I mean, I think it's great.
**[14:53] ---**
Very fitting for a college student.
**[14:55] ---**
That's my son!
**[14:57] ---**
I won't tell Mom;
just don't go overboard, okay?
**[15:02] ---**
It's not like that.
**[15:05] ---**
What do you want, Dad, you jerk?
**[15:12] ---**
Booze! Booze! Going out for drinks!
**[15:17] ---**
Made it!
**[15:19] ---**
Still waiting on Sak and Uzaki.
**[15:22] ---**
Ah, alcohol, emboldening us
to pry into where young folks stand
**[15:26] ---**
right before Christmas...
**[15:28] ---**
Could anyone ask for
a more exceptional feast?
**[15:35] ---**
Sorry I'm late!
**[15:38] ---**
Huh? You're not with Sak?
**[15:41] ---**
About that...
**[15:42] ---**
"Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
"Grilled Chicken"
**[15:42] ---**
Huh! Sakurai's back home?
**[15:46] ---**
That's right.
**[15:48] ---**
I guess he hadn't been home in two years,
**[15:50] ---**
and he got a phone call
telling him to give it up already.
**[15:54] ---**
Two years?! That's... wow.
**[15:57] ---**
I guess even a loner has his limits.
**[16:12] ---**
I'm home.
**[16:16] ---**
It's been a while.
**[16:17] ---**
"Haruko Sakurai, 49"
**[16:18] ---**
Welcome home, Shinichi. It really
has been quite a while, hasn't it?
**[16:23] ---**
Were you going to stay away again
this year if we hadn't called?
**[16:27] ---**
Do you enjoy your
solitary lifestyle that much?
**[16:29] ---**
Yeah, sorry I haven't been back sooner.
**[16:33] ---**
It *is* pretty carefree, living alone...
**[16:36] ---**
But--sorry, can I ask you something first?
**[16:41] ---**
Who's that? Are you babysitting part-time?
**[16:44] ---**
It's your little sister, of course.
**[16:48] ---**
Huh?
**[16:48] ---**
What do you mean, "huh"?
You didn't know you had a baby sister?!
**[16:54] ---**
I have a baby sister?!
**[16:57] ---**
"Nodoka Sakurai, 8 months"
**[16:58] ---**
Wha--huh? Huh?
**[17:01] ---**
That's my line!
Didn't your father tell you anything?
**[17:06] ---**
He always said college kids were busy,
**[17:10] ---**
so I shouldn't bend over
backwards to come home.
**[17:13] ---**
Huh? But he said,
"I'll call Shinichi and fill him in"...
**[17:19] ---**
So *that's* what happened.
**[17:20] ---**
I think I get the gist.
**[17:24] ---**
Oh, you're home at last, and you're
going to stay in the entryway chatting?
**[17:28] ---**
"Shiro Sakurai, 46"
**[17:30] ---**
Hey. Welcome home.
**[17:34] ---**
Dad.
**[17:37] ---**
You know, there's something
I've been wondering about Senpai.
**[17:42] ---**
What's that?
**[17:43] ---**
Sak's not even here,
and he's all she talks about.
**[17:46] ---**
We should have these
drinking parties more often.
**[17:48] ---**
Why does he live alone?
**[17:52] ---**
His family shouldn't
live too far from campus.
**[17:57] ---**
Right, especially since you
both went to the same high school.
**[18:00] ---**
Living alone in college
can be hard on the pocketbook...
**[18:05] ---**
And he could commute
from his folks' house.
**[18:08] ---**
I wonder if there's a reason for it?
**[18:12] ---**
So that's it.
**[18:14] ---**
The reason you half
forced me to live on my own,
**[18:18] ---**
saying it was another kind
of learning, like college.
**[18:21] ---**
Exactly right.
**[18:22] ---**
Your mom and I could
get back to getting frisky again!
**[18:27] ---**
Just like our newlywed days...
**[18:29] ---**
What a stupid reason.
**[18:33] ---**
You suck.
**[18:35] ---**
I got in touch with Shinichi.
Says he's busy, too.
**[18:39] ---**
He won't be coming home for New Year's.
**[18:43] ---**
He's really living it up
over there at college!
**[18:46] ---**
I headed off Mom's message to you
so you wouldn't come home.
**[18:52] ---**
I wanted her to focus on
raising Nodoka... and on me.
**[18:56] ---**
I sure wish it could have
gone on a little longer!
**[18:59] ---**
You're the worst.
**[19:01] ---**
I mean, it's nice for a married couple
to be frisky--er, friendly and all...
**[19:06] ---**
Mom, how old are you again?
**[19:08] ---**
Fifty next year.
**[19:11] ---**
It's not out of the...
realm of possibility...
**[19:16] ---**
We got a little wound up ourselves.
**[19:20] ---**
You really are amazing, Mom.
**[19:22] ---**
Oh, you!
**[19:23] ---**
I don't much feel like
praising you, though, Dad.
**[19:26] ---**
Your mom was all sad:
**[19:30] ---**
"Why won't Shinichi
come home to see the baby?"
**[19:34] ---**
I wound up having to get
your butt over here after all.
**[19:38] ---**
You shouldn't have covered up
such big news in the first place!
**[19:42] ---**
What were you thinking, you jerk?!
**[19:44] ---**
This right here.
**[19:46] ---**
You go for logical arguments,
like your mom.
**[19:50] ---**
I bet you've always got a
quick comeback at school, too.
**[19:54] ---**
That's not... that's not me at all!
**[19:56] ---**
But Shinichi *can* put his own needs
above the needs of those around him.
**[20:01] ---**
That's like *you*.
**[20:04] ---**
Don't like that, do you?
**[20:07] ---**
Look, I've put in an appearance.
I'm going back to my place.
**[20:10] ---**
Oh, come on.
You're finally home! Stay a while!
**[20:17] ---**
You're the one who's been keeping me away!
**[20:20] ---**
Say, I'm making dinner;
just spend one night, okay?
**[20:25] ---**
Right, right!
**[20:27] ---**
Listen...
**[20:30] ---**
Since you're here and all,
spend some time with your sister.
**[20:34] ---**
What else have you got to do?
**[20:36] ---**
But...
**[20:36] ---**
Nodoka! It's your big brother!
**[20:39] ---**
Wh-Whoa! This is so sudden!
**[20:42] ---**
I don't know how to hold a baby!
**[20:44] ---**
Support her neck and cradle her bottom.
**[20:47] ---**
It'll be fine.
She's not shy like you were.
**[20:52] ---**
I'll get the bath started.
Shout if you need something.
**[20:56] ---**
Hey!
**[21:06] ---**
My little sister by 21 years...
**[21:10] ---**
"Public House"
**[21:12] ---**
Oh, that's Senpai all over!
**[21:16] ---**
He *never* tells me anything important!
**[21:19] ---**
He just comes to his
own conclusions in his head!
**[21:21] ---**
What's the point in being
with someone like that?
**[21:25] ---**
I always wonder what he thinks
of the people closest to him...
**[21:33] ---**
"It's Meowvelous!"
**[21:36] ---**
Christmas is right around the corner.
**[21:40] ---**
We've had plenty to drink
to so far... and yet...
**[21:44] ---**
She seems pretty fed up
with how slow things are going.
**[21:48] ---**
Now, now. Unload that dissatisfaction
on the man himself when he gets back.
**[21:56] ---**
You know, I'd love to hear more
about you two back in high school.
**[22:00] ---**
"Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
"Grilled Chicken"
**[22:03] ---**
**[22:05] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 11: I Kind of Want
to Do Things Right Already!"
# E11 - I Kind of Want to Do Things Right Already!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX19G1/i-kind-of-want-to-do-things-right-already)
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**[00:01] ---**
A surprising development greeted Sakurai
**[00:03] ---**
when he visited his parents
for the first time in two years.
**[00:07] ---**
I have a baby sister?!
**[00:10] ---**
And the reason behind Sakurai's
solitary lifestyle was revealed.
**[00:12] ---**
Your mom and I could get
back to getting frisky again!
**[00:16] ---**
You suck.
**[00:17] ---**
"Public House"
**[00:18] ---**
Meanwhile, Ami and Sakaki
had invited Uzaki out for drinks.
**[00:22] ---**
You know, I'd love to hear more
about you two back in high school.
**[00:29] ---**
"Fresh Fish" "Nipponkai Pub"
"Grilled Chicken"
**[00:38] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:01] ---**
"Episode 11: I Kind of Want
to Do Things Right Already!"
**[02:05] ---**
During post-club practice...
**[02:07] ---**
How many lessons has
Sakurai-*senpai* given me already?
**[02:15] ---**
How was that, Senpai?
**[02:18] ---**
Mmm... better than
when you started, but...
**[02:23] ---**
You've stopped sinking, anyway.
**[02:26] ---**
See, with the crawl,
**[02:27] ---**
you just kind of have to *splish*.
**[02:31] ---**
*Splish*?
**[02:32] ---**
Right. *Splish.*
**[02:34] ---**
Huh? Wasn't I *splish*ing?
**[02:36] ---**
You were *splosh*ing.
**[02:39] ---**
*Splosh*ing?! And that's not
the same as *splish*ing?
**[02:44] ---**
They're pretty different.
**[02:45] ---**
This is *splish*,
**[02:47] ---**
and this is *splosh*.
**[02:50] ---**
Can't tell them apart?
**[02:51] ---**
I'm sorry--I'm completely lost!
**[02:54] ---**
Hmm... how should I put this...?
**[03:00] ---**
Senpai?
**[03:01] ---**
What's up?
**[03:02] ---**
Oh, it's nothing. Sorry.
**[03:06] ---**
No, come on.
**[03:07] ---**
Well... I feel weird telling *you*...
**[03:11] ---**
It's fine, really. Go ahead.
**[03:15] ---**
Promise you won't get mad.
**[03:17] ---**
I promise.
**[03:19] ---**
Well, I've been thinking
for a while now...
**[03:23] ---**
This is the third time
you've watched me swim.
**[03:30] ---**
You swim fast,
and your form is beautiful...
**[03:36] ---**
But you're really not
a great teacher, are you?
**[03:42] ---**
I-I'm sorry! That's so cheeky of me--
**[03:45] ---**
here you are teaching me and everything!
**[03:47] ---**
No... it's fine. I'm sorry, too.
**[03:51] ---**
I had a feeling.
**[03:53] ---**
Sorry. I wish I could teach you better.
**[03:57] ---**
I've never taught anyone before.
**[03:59] ---**
Really? Not even the other freshmen?
**[04:04] ---**
I haven't taught them.
**[04:06] ---**
Everyone this year has some
experience swimming, anyway.
**[04:08] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[04:11] ---**
I didn't even start swimming
till my freshman year.
**[04:14] ---**
And you're that fast?
**[04:18] ---**
I was hopeless at first, too.
**[04:20] ---**
And it's only now that I really see
how well my seniors guided me.
**[04:24] ---**
It's hard to teach other people...
**[04:27] ---**
What about me?
**[04:30] ---**
Why are you teaching me?
**[04:33] ---**
You're too dangerous
to be left on your own.
**[04:35] ---**
It's like...
**[04:38] ---**
I can't stand by and do nothing?
**[04:42] ---**
Look,
**[04:43] ---**
even someone with just a year of swimming
under his belt can watch over you.
**[04:45] ---**
I know you won't drown, at least,
so you can practice with peace of mind.
**[04:54] ---**
You're a real nice guy, huh, Senpai?
**[04:58] ---**
I am?
**[05:00] ---**
I thought you'd be a lot scarier.
It's the eyes.
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, no! I did it again!
**[05:08] ---**
I'm so sorry! Was that a sore spot?
**[05:10] ---**
Well, yeah... kind of.
**[05:13] ---**
But it's okay.
**[05:15] ---**
Sakurai-*senpai*?
**[05:18] ---**
If you started swimming in high school,
**[05:20] ---**
what was your middle-school club?
**[05:23] ---**
I played baseball at first,
but I quit after a year.
**[05:26] ---**
I wasn't in any clubs after that.
**[05:28] ---**
Why not?
**[05:30] ---**
I think I just wasn't cut out for them.
**[05:33] ---**
Then that kind of makes me
your first junior, doesn't it?
**[05:40] ---**
Yeah... I guess it does.
**[05:43] ---**
I mean, as far as clubs go.
**[05:45] ---**
Hmm, yes, I see!
**[05:48] ---**
Okay, I'm going to get
a little more practice in.
**[05:52] ---**
Be careful.
**[05:57] ---**
I get it now...
**[05:59] ---**
It occurred to me:
**[06:02] ---**
Senpai's bad at using anything
that's not his own body.
**[06:05] ---**
"Fwoosh"
**[06:07] ---**
The more a sport is separate
from his body, the worse he is,
**[06:12] ---**
but all his muscle strength
and stamina make him great
**[06:15] ---**
at running, swimming solo,
and rock-climbing.
**[06:19] ---**
No, when I said "I get it," I meant--
**[06:23] ---**
And maybe it's his
natural loner tendencies,
**[06:26] ---**
but he doesn't seem to be
any good at team sports.
**[06:29] ---**
He said he made a mistake
picking baseball in middle school.
**[06:34] ---**
We gotta make her talk more
while she's good and sloshed.
**[06:38] ---**
Any weird interjection could
disrupt this flow, so please, Ami...
**[06:43] ---**
Uzaki's going to notice that creepy look!
Try a slightly more normal face, please!
**[06:47] ---**
And wipe that drool!
**[06:52] ---**
Hana...
**[06:56] ---**
Today's drinks are on me,
so go on--drink up!
**[07:01] ---**
A pitcher of beer, please!
**[07:03] ---**
Hooray!
**[07:04] ---**
So reckless...
**[07:13] ---**
Stop that.
**[07:15] ---**
It doesn't hurt much,
but still, stop that.
**[07:17] ---**
Uh... Nodoka, was it?
**[07:20] ---**
Well, what do you know?
You're best buds already!
**[07:24] ---**
That's siblings for you.
**[07:26] ---**
Nice babysitting!
**[07:29] ---**
Does this count as babysitting?
**[07:33] ---**
Isn't that nice, Nodoka?
**[07:36] ---**
What a sweet big brother,
playing with you!
**[07:40] ---**
You're taking too many pictures!
**[07:43] ---**
Turn more toward me.
I'll send some to you later.
**[07:47] ---**
I'm good.
**[07:48] ---**
Oh, don't worry--I'll hang
out with you, too.
**[07:53] ---**
Huh?
**[07:54] ---**
You might get sweaty;
best to do it before your bath.
**[08:00] ---**
Now, then...
**[08:02] ---**
It's been a while--
**[08:04] ---**
let's see just how rusty you've gotten.
**[08:08] ---**
Show me what you've got!
**[08:24] ---**
Good job!
**[08:29] ---**
I hope they finish
before dinner gets cold.
**[08:40] ---**
Got him at last. Now to topple--
**[08:44] ---**
High collar grip!
**[08:53] ---**
Phew! I'm beat.
**[08:55] ---**
Not much has changed since high school,
**[08:58] ---**
though his pulling hand is more powerful.
**[09:01] ---**
He moves well, too.
Must be working out a lot.
**[09:06] ---**
Now...
**[09:13] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[09:14] ---**
Oof!
**[09:19] ---**
You panicked and put your hand out.
**[09:23] ---**
Gotta break that bad habit.
**[09:26] ---**
Stay one move ahead...
**[09:28] ---**
of the next move ahead.
Get flustered, and it's game over.
**[09:31] ---**
Your physical ability hasn't diminished,
**[09:34] ---**
and you broke your
fall well--I'll give you that.
**[09:37] ---**
But you won't get anywhere
without your intuition for the sport.
**[09:41] ---**
Come back any time;
I'll gladly spar with you.
**[09:44] ---**
Who exactly was it who tried
to get me to stay away?
**[09:48] ---**
Whoa, someone did that?
What a nasty piece of work.
**[09:53] ---**
God, Dad, you're such a jerk.
**[09:57] ---**
You know, I've been wondering...
**[09:59] ---**
Why are you wearing
a *hakama* skirt for judo?
**[10:03] ---**
Isn't it cool?
**[10:05] ---**
So it's just a fashion statement.
**[10:07] ---**
Here I thought you'd taken up aikido, too.
**[10:10] ---**
We started wearing these
in the family dojo this year.
**[10:13] ---**
Where's mine?
**[10:14] ---**
You don't have one. Jealous?
**[10:16] ---**
Dammit. Kinda.
**[10:18] ---**
C'mon, up, up--no resting.
**[10:21] ---**
If you can't manage to throw me
before I throw you ten times,
**[10:25] ---**
I'll make you tell me
all about your girlfriend.
**[10:28] ---**
Three more throws to go!
**[10:31] ---**
Look, I told you, she's not my girlfriend!
**[10:34] ---**
Oh, she's not, eh?
**[10:37] ---**
So what is this not-girlfriend doing
at your place so late at night, hmm?
**[10:44] ---**
Did she spend the night?
**[10:47] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[10:49] ---**
There are steps to take
before you fool around like that.
**[10:53] ---**
No steps involved, believe me!
**[10:56] ---**
Not that.
**[10:57] ---**
I'm suggesting she's someone
who'd readily take a bath
**[11:00] ---**
in the apartment of a man
who's not her boyfriend.
**[11:03] ---**
She's not! There are some iffy things
about her, but she's not like that!
**[11:09] ---**
Not that it's your business,
**[11:11] ---**
but she comes over to hang out
because she worries about me!
**[11:15] ---**
She trusts me, as her senpai!
**[11:20] ---**
Abeshi!
**[11:21] ---**
You imbecile!
**[11:24] ---**
How can my son be
so frighteningly useless?!
**[11:28] ---**
A s-sneak attack...
**[11:31] ---**
Think about it!
**[11:33] ---**
If you don't do things right,
people are gonna *talk* about that girl!
**[11:38] ---**
He's finally getting it.
But I can't stop there.
**[11:42] ---**
Two more quick throws,
and I'll have you spilling *all* the beans.
**[11:47] ---**
Here goes!
**[11:49] ---**
It's almost dinner time!
**[11:51] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[11:52] ---**
You stink of sweat.
Bath first, both of you!
**[11:57] ---**
Now I'll have to reheat dinner.
**[12:00] ---**
Honestly!
**[12:04] ---**
I'll let you off the hook for today.
**[12:07] ---**
Y'know, your mother may have had a baby,
but she's still stronger than I am.
**[12:12] ---**
Don't get her too angry
or too worried, okay?
**[12:17] ---**
Ami...
**[12:18] ---**
Something I noticed:
**[12:20] ---**
Having water afterwards is
a big part of going out drinking.
**[12:24] ---**
I get that!
**[12:28] ---**
Look at this girl...
**[12:31] ---**
What an old-man conversation.
**[12:34] ---**
Thanks for bringing her home, Ami.
Can *you*get home okay?
**[12:39] ---**
I'll be fine. I've got a taxi waiting.
**[12:43] ---**
And I just *love* taking taxis
with other people's money!
**[12:46] ---**
I-Is that so...?
**[12:49] ---**
Well... good night.
**[12:51] ---**
Ami! Ami!
**[12:53] ---**
Yanagi?
**[12:55] ---**
Were there any developments
between Hana and her senpai today?
**[12:59] ---**
No... I'm afraid Sakurai didn't join us.
**[13:03] ---**
Aw, too bad.
**[13:04] ---**
In the end, I just got some rather
one-sided enjoyment out of it...
**[13:10] ---**
I wish she'd lay off the
creepy eyes when she comes over.
**[13:14] ---**
Why do you ask?
**[13:16] ---**
Well...
**[13:18] ---**
There's something I'd like to try.
**[13:21] ---**
Such good water...
**[13:24] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[13:30] ---**
Uzaki...
**[13:33] ---**
If you don't do things right,
people are gonna *talk* about that girl!
**[13:44] ---**
Can I... perhaps...
**[13:49] ---**
...join you?
**[13:51] ---**
You and your papa, Shinichi?
For old time's sake--
**[13:55] ---**
Who's this "papa"?!
**[14:05] ---**
Go on, now!
**[14:06] ---**
You haven't been home in
nearly two years, so eat up!
**[14:11] ---**
But this is *way* too much!
**[14:13] ---**
That's a mother's love.
**[14:16] ---**
Shut up and take it.
**[14:19] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[14:19] ---**
So you and Sakurai go to the same gym!
**[14:23] ---**
And when I heard the café's name,
it turned out to be yours!
**[14:26] ---**
Small world, eh?
**[14:28] ---**
Do you two go way back?
**[14:31] ---**
Imura and I were in
the same year at school.
**[14:33] ---**
The sandwiches here
are made with our bread.
**[14:37] ---**
Though it's been years
since I've stopped by.
**[14:40] ---**
It's that kind of relationship.
**[14:42] ---**
I see.
**[14:43] ---**
Sakaki, you're Sakurai's friend, right?
How about you join him at the gym?
**[14:48] ---**
Hmm, well...
**[14:50] ---**
And I hear your back's been
giving you trouble, bossman.
**[14:53] ---**
Nothing better than exercise
to fix that right up!
**[14:57] ---**
It might be fun to work out
with people I know.
**[15:00] ---**
We're waiting for you!
Sakurai got used to it right away.
**[15:04] ---**
Always with the fevered sales pitch...
**[15:06] ---**
By the way, speaking of Sakurai...
**[15:11] ---**
He's been wiping
that same spot all this time.
**[15:14] ---**
It's okay. He does that a lot lately.
**[15:17] ---**
He's at that age. Lots to worry about.
**[15:22] ---**
But today it's more serious.
**[15:29] ---**
Well, I'm heading back.
I've got work today.
**[15:32] ---**
Just don't get sick, okay?
**[15:35] ---**
Right. I'll be careful.
**[15:38] ---**
And I'll come back more often from now on.
**[15:41] ---**
I'd like to really throw that rotten
father of mine *once* before I graduate.
**[15:45] ---**
Yeah! Do your worst!
**[15:55] ---**
See you later, Nodoka.
**[16:00] ---**
Shinichi?
**[16:02] ---**
*Do it right.*
**[16:04] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[16:06] ---**
What was that about?
**[16:09] ---**
It's our secret!
**[16:11] ---**
My indecisiveness is going
to cause problems for her, huh?
**[16:17] ---**
I never even considered that.
**[16:19] ---**
Heck, my not realizing might have
*already*screwed things up for her.
**[16:24] ---**
"Do things right," eh?
**[16:28] ---**
But I have no idea what
I need to do to make that happen.
**[16:33] ---**
Sakurai?
**[16:35] ---**
Fuji...
**[16:36] ---**
You've had that pained
look on your face all day.
**[16:39] ---**
I'm sorry. I've been thinking too much
and getting my head all mixed up.
**[16:45] ---**
Is this about that girl
you mentioned earlier?
**[16:51] ---**
Wow, Sakurai...
**[16:53] ---**
You'd ask advice from
someone you only just met?
**[16:56] ---**
You've known us for so much longer...
**[16:59] ---**
And what's wrong with that?!
**[17:01] ---**
Besides, it's not like that.
**[17:02] ---**
I didn't ask for advice--or
say anything at all, really.
**[17:06] ---**
More like Fuji just
guessed what was going on.
**[17:09] ---**
It's not like I was leaving
you two out of the loop...
**[17:14] ---**
We were kidding. Partly.
**[17:16] ---**
Well, in any case...
**[17:18] ---**
Sakurai, be honest:
What do you want from this girl?
**[17:21] ---**
What do I want?
**[17:23] ---**
A girlfriend? A lover?
Someone who'll be with you?
**[17:28] ---**
Aren't those all basically the same thing?
**[17:31] ---**
Aren't you fretting because
the status quo isn't cutting it?
**[17:36] ---**
Because you want to resolve this somehow?
**[17:39] ---**
That's what *I* think, anyway.
**[17:43] ---**
The status quo isn't working...
*Is* that what I think?
**[17:49] ---**
Solve the problem.
**[17:51] ---**
Huh?
**[17:53] ---**
How you end up solving it is up to you.
**[17:58] ---**
But you might be able to get there
by setting aside your worries
**[18:02] ---**
and figuring out your goals first.
**[18:04] ---**
My... goals?
**[18:07] ---**
Right. What do you see as
the best possible outcome?
**[18:12] ---**
Try mulling that over for a while first.
**[18:16] ---**
Then, if the problem's too hard
to solve on your own,
**[18:20] ---**
you can lean on those around you.
**[18:23] ---**
You've got friends who won't
begrudge you a little help, right?
**[18:28] ---**
Everyone knows you're a good guy.
**[18:32] ---**
We'll forgive a little
greediness on your part.
**[18:36] ---**
Boss...
**[18:40] ---**
Thanks.
**[18:42] ---**
You really went all-in this time!
**[18:46] ---**
I thought it was your policy
not to intervene.
**[18:50] ---**
It's just that Sakurai was in such
a pickle. I figured it couldn't hurt.
**[18:56] ---**
"Couldn't hurt"? You should
push him like that all the time!
**[19:00] ---**
As embarrassing as it is to admit,
I was moved.
**[19:02] ---**
Leave it to you.
**[19:04] ---**
What an unpleasant place to work.
**[19:06] ---**
Oh, goodness me, stop that.
**[19:08] ---**
Though I do sort of resent having
my moment stolen by someone
**[19:11] ---**
who just showed up out of the blue...
**[19:13] ---**
I *completely* understand.
**[19:15] ---**
What's this, Sakurai?
**[19:17] ---**
You don't even have
to blow off steam at the gym--
**[19:19] ---**
you're already surrounded by great folks!
**[19:23] ---**
What the--?! Is he trying to
insert himself into the discussion
**[19:26] ---**
with a know-it-all look?
**[19:28] ---**
Sakurai,
**[19:30] ---**
you always looked so gloomy
when you came to the gym.
**[19:34] ---**
I get the feeling you'll look a
lot less weighed-down next time.
**[19:38] ---**
Fuji... I hope you'll be my spotter again.
**[19:42] ---**
Sure!
**[19:43] ---**
"The Next Day"
**[19:45] ---**
I may not have reached any conclusions...
**[19:48] ---**
but I do feel a lot better.
**[19:53] ---**
I'll have to think things over.
**[19:56] ---**
That's right.
**[19:57] ---**
Uzaki may have a foul mouth,
but she's good people.
**[20:02] ---**
And she's done so much for me.
**[20:06] ---**
I'll thank her for all she's done
when I see her today.
**[20:10] ---**
And I'll do my best not to be
mean or ungrateful to her...
**[20:15] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:18] ---**
Hey.
**[20:23] ---**
Gosh, I don't see you for a little while,
and it feels like forever.
**[20:28] ---**
Does it?
**[20:31] ---**
Looks like she's in a good mood, too.
**[20:33] ---**
She's all smiles... If I'm going
to thank her, now's the time.
**[20:39] ---**
Uzaki, about everything--
**[20:42] ---**
Look, I can't be bothered to beat around
the bush, so I'll just cut to the chase:
**[20:45] ---**
I *know* you don't have any Christmas plans.
**[20:49] ---**
You're right.
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, you poor thing!
**[20:52] ---**
When I picture you spending
that sacred night all alone at your place
**[20:55] ---**
picking at fried chicken and cake,
**[20:56] ---**
I want to laugh and cry at the same time!
**[21:00] ---**
My girlfriends have invited me
to a Christmas party,
**[21:03] ---**
but I can turn them down
for your sake, Senpai.
**[21:06] ---**
And if you really, *really* want me to...
**[21:09] ---**
I can hang out with *you*
on Christmas instead.
**[21:12] ---**
What would you *do* without
such a kind-hearted junior, Senpai?
**[21:16] ---**
Christmas with a cute girl!
**[21:18] ---**
This is your big chance--it might
never come again as long as you live!
**[21:22] ---**
You'll make memories for a lifetime!
**[21:24] ---**
I win! Part 3 is over!
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? Nope: She's ticking me off.
**[21:30] ---**
Right, Senpai?
**[21:31] ---**
Quit coming over to my place!
**[21:34] ---**
Why?!
**[21:36] ---**
You hurl insult after insult
at me right after we meet up?
**[21:39] ---**
What even is the point?
**[21:40] ---**
Wait, Senpai, please!
**[21:43] ---**
Stop following me.
**[21:44] ---**
But, Senpai...
**[21:46] ---**
Quiet!
**[21:49] ---**
Why are they like this?
**[21:53] ---**
Senpai!
**[21:55] ---**
Please let me in!
**[21:58] ---**
--The banishment stands.
--Senpai!
**[22:00] ---**
What will come of Christmas?!
**[22:04] ---**
**[22:06] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 12: I Want to Play
on Christmas Eve, Too!"
# E12 - I Want to Hang Out on Christmas Eve, Too!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK7GPP/i-want-to-hang-out-on-christmas-eve-too)
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**[00:01] ---**
In our last episode of
*Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!*,
**[00:04] ---**
Sakurai had gone home.
**[00:05] ---**
If you don't do things right,
people are gonna *talk* about that girl!
**[00:09] ---**
In light of his father's advice, Sakurai
reconsiders his relationship with Hana.
**[00:14] ---**
Christmas Eve is quickly approaching,
and he's no closer to an answer.
**[00:18] ---**
Hana was giving Sakurai a good
riling-up--as usual--when...
**[00:23] ---**
Huh? Nope: She's ticking me off.
**[00:26] ---**
Senpai!
**[00:27] ---**
...she was banished.
**[00:28] ---**
--Please let me in!
--What will Christmas Eve
look like for these two?
**[00:41] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:04] ---**
"Episode 12: I Want to Hang Out
on Christmas Eve, Too!"
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I've finally come to a realization:
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When one of you is interested,
the other one will ruin it.
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Like a tub faucet and a showerhead.
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You keep leading us on with this nonsense!
**[02:24] ---**
This one here really
is hopeless at romance!
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What is this, a tribunal?
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Be that as it may,
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how can *you* talk about romance,
daughter of mine?
**[02:36] ---**
Wh-What's so wrong about that?
**[02:38] ---**
Senpai's a loner--that's a fact.
It's totally fine!
**[02:42] ---**
We'll just watch and
wait till this all blows over!
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Watch and wait, with
Christmas Eve around the corner?
**[02:47] ---**
Watchful waiting... hmm.
**[02:50] ---**
Some girls in our class invited me
and Sak to a Christmas drinking party--
**[02:54] ---**
we can go, right?
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I didn't really want to,
**[02:59] ---**
but I won't turn down radical measures.
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How about we let Sak be taken, for real?
**[03:05] ---**
Let things blow over?
Nah: We'll pour fuel on the fire.
**[03:08] ---**
Calm down, Sakaki.
**[03:11] ---**
A sincere apology from Hana
and Sakurai will forgive her.
**[03:16] ---**
Right...
**[03:19] ---**
What?! Is that true, Hana?
**[03:21] ---**
You made your senpai mad
and he banished you--
**[03:24] ---**
what about Christmas?
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If you don't do some damage control,
you'll be having one lonely Christmas.
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Like Kiri.
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I-I-I have plans, you know!
**[03:37] ---**
Yeah, with your swim-club pals again.
**[03:43] ---**
She hit the nail on the head, dammit...
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Oh, you hush.
I apologized to Senpai already.
**[03:51] ---**
Besides, this has nothing
to do with you, Yanagi.
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Verily.
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"Verily"?
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But there are some things I can
only see from here on the outside.
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And I can stir the pot all I like
*because*it has nothing to do with me.
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Wow. Vicious.
**[04:08] ---**
Just butt out.
**[04:10] ---**
Come on, Yanagi, don't tease her.
**[04:14] ---**
Hana's serious about this.
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But I get impatient--she's
such a late bloomer.
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And her senpai's doofy, too.
He doesn't make it easy.
**[04:25] ---**
Sure is fun to watch, though!
**[04:28] ---**
If I ever have my eye on a girl, I'll make
damn sure Yanagi never finds out.
**[04:34] ---**
Still, it's almost Christmas.
She can't give up now.
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Which means...
**[04:41] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[04:42] ---**
...this must be where I come in.
**[04:45] ---**
Hello there!
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, hi, Yanagi-*chan*.
**[04:54] ---**
You're up to something, aren't you?
**[04:56] ---**
I sure am.
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From what I hear,
our Hana is in a bit of a pinch.
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Ever since Sakurai scolded her that time,
**[05:05] ---**
things have been a bit awkward.
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They're at a stalemate.
**[05:10] ---**
Hana isn't mentally strong enough
to broach the subject herself.
**[05:18] ---**
And you're saying *you* can do something?
**[05:25] ---**
Oh, Mr. Senpai?
**[05:28] ---**
I just happened to overhear...
**[05:31] ---**
You had a fight with Hana,
and now she's not allowed to come over?
**[05:35] ---**
Huh? I mean, that's...
**[05:39] ---**
But won't that mean a
lonely Christmas for you?
**[05:44] ---**
In that case,
**[05:45] ---**
how about spending Christmas with me?
**[05:49] ---**
Wh-Wh-*What*?!
**[05:50] ---**
We both like games
and all--I think it'll be fun!
**[05:54] ---**
Ooh: the obviously pointed dig!
**[05:57] ---**
Of course! That's why
Hana isn't getting serious--
**[06:01] ---**
there's no rival going
after the same prey!
**[06:04] ---**
This is a move reserved
for a family member
**[06:06] ---**
who knows her personality inside-out
and can use it against her!
**[06:10] ---**
Quite the trick for a 14-year-old...
**[06:13] ---**
What a nasty little sister!
**[06:16] ---**
But couldn't *you* have tried
a pointed dig on her, Ami?
**[06:21] ---**
Hmm? How so?
**[06:23] ---**
Well--
**[06:24] ---**
Never mind.
**[06:26] ---**
--Oh. Huh, yeah, I don't know...
--And here's Sakurai with
the blandest of responses!
**[06:30] ---**
What a marvelously safe creature!
**[06:34] ---**
Can we hang out at your place?
**[06:36] ---**
I know Hana can't come over,
but I can, right?
**[06:40] ---**
Well, hang on now...
**[06:43] ---**
Senpai, you can't!
**[06:46] ---**
Huh? What's the problem?
**[06:49] ---**
I mean, if *you* weren't invited,
then why not?
**[06:54] ---**
Or *maybe*...
**[06:56] ---**
Did *you*, perhaps...?
**[06:58] ---**
I have a better idea, Senpai!
**[07:02] ---**
Let's have Christmas Eve at my place!
**[07:06] ---**
We've got games! Mom and I will cook!
**[07:08] ---**
And you can pet the cats!
**[07:10] ---**
No, wait, that's--Hana, whoa!
**[07:12] ---**
Whaddya say, Senpai?
**[07:13] ---**
The banishment doesn't
apply to *my* house, right?
**[07:16] ---**
Ha! Gotcha!
**[07:18] ---**
Well, uh...
**[07:21] ---**
I'm not mad at her anymore,
and I *was*going to lift the banishment...
**[07:28] ---**
Okay, let's do that.
If it's okay with you.
**[07:32] ---**
Senpai...
**[07:34] ---**
Are you sure about this, Hana?
**[07:38] ---**
Aren't you forgetting about Dad?
**[07:42] ---**
Why don't you switch to
your senpai's place instead?
**[07:46] ---**
B-But if I do that,
**[07:49] ---**
it'll look like I *want* to do
Christmas at his place.
**[07:53] ---**
You don't?
**[07:54] ---**
No!
**[07:55] ---**
You're just stirring
the pot--in the weirdest way!
**[07:59] ---**
Because *you're* a coward.
**[08:01] ---**
Why don't *you* butt out?!
**[08:03] ---**
It's fine, okay? I'll talk to Dad!
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, man. You're on your own.
**[08:12] ---**
The only thing I can do now
is pray this all ends uneventfully.
**[08:17] ---**
Hana faced the big day with
no particular approach in mind.
**[08:22] ---**
You know, there's the tiniest chance
that Dad might actually *like* him.
**[08:29] ---**
Hey, this might actually work!
**[08:31] ---**
Senpai's super earnest and all...
**[08:34] ---**
Yeah! I bet they hit it off big!
**[08:36] ---**
I've got a good feeling about this!
**[08:39] ---**
You're awfully low-key today.
**[08:42] ---**
Did you catch a cold or something?
**[08:45] ---**
No, no, I'm fine--just fine!
**[08:48] ---**
It's just... um...
**[08:51] ---**
We've been hanging out
so much, you and me,
**[08:54] ---**
but this is the first Christmas
we've spent together.
**[08:58] ---**
This'll work. It'll be fine--I know it.
**[09:01] ---**
I trust that Dad's
a good judge of character!
**[09:04] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:06] ---**
You must be Hana's friend!
**[09:07] ---**
Cold out there, eh?
Come on in! Merry Christmas!
**[09:20] ---**
So...
**[09:21] ---**
It was *you*!
**[09:24] ---**
It did not go well.
**[09:26] ---**
♬ We do this over
and over and over again ♬
**[09:30] ---**
♬ No one knows where
our feelings are headed ♬
**[09:37] ---**
I want a girlfriend...
**[09:43] ---**
What'll you have to drink, Senpai?
We have the hard stuff, too.
**[09:47] ---**
I-I'm fine, thanks.
**[09:50] ---**
The candles are lit.
**[09:52] ---**
I'll turn the lights off, then.
**[10:00] ---**
Such an oppressive vibe...
**[10:03] ---**
Sooo, um...
**[10:05] ---**
My, uh, dad... He's a little...
**[10:09] ---**
No, it's fine. Really--fine.
**[10:14] ---**
Um... I'll turn the lights back on.
**[10:19] ---**
Gosh, I just assumed "Fuji"
was your last name.
**[10:24] ---**
I had no idea you were the Uzakis' dad--
**[10:27] ---**
Who are you calling "dad"?
**[10:30] ---**
I--uh--I'm sorry.
**[10:32] ---**
Okay, not "dad"... Mr. Uzaki, then--
**[10:36] ---**
Who are you calling "Mr. Uzaki"?
**[10:39] ---**
What, can't he use your last name?
**[10:42] ---**
Um, well...
**[10:45] ---**
Oh, Fujio, don't be
too hard on the young man.
**[10:50] ---**
No kidding. It's so juvenile.
**[10:53] ---**
Mr. Senpai here is a good guy--
**[10:55] ---**
right, Hana?
**[10:57] ---**
Dad...
**[11:02] ---**
Don't worry about him.
Make yourself at home!
**[11:06] ---**
Hana and I made plenty of food,
so please--eat up.
**[11:10] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[11:13] ---**
What, so I'm the only bad guy here?
**[11:16] ---**
I don't like this. Next time at the gym,
I'm gonna work him so hard--
**[11:20] ---**
The gym?
**[11:24] ---**
This is bad!
**[11:30] ---**
Sakurai-*kun*...
**[11:33] ---**
Let's, ah... start with drinks.
**[11:36] ---**
What kind of face is *that*?!
**[11:39] ---**
This is way, way, way bad!
**[11:42] ---**
Hana's special person is Sakurai?
**[11:44] ---**
I must have already told him
just about everything!
**[11:47] ---**
No! If anyone finds out...
**[11:50] ---**
I can't believe you'd just blab
all about your daughter's love life.
**[11:54] ---**
You're the worst!
**[11:56] ---**
I'm so disappointed in you.
I'm done using the Kansai dialect.
**[12:00] ---**
...my darling daughters
will be disgusted with me!
**[12:03] ---**
And *that* can never, ever happen!
**[12:07] ---**
How about a little one-on-one chat?
**[12:09] ---**
Dad!
**[12:11] ---**
It's okay. I won't do anything to him.
**[12:13] ---**
We'll call a cease-fire.
**[12:19] ---**
Now, then...
**[12:20] ---**
Are you all right, Fuji--er, Mr. Fujio?
**[12:24] ---**
Your face is looking awfully slick.
**[12:27] ---**
I just want to be sure about one thing...
**[12:29] ---**
It's fine if you don't remember.
**[12:33] ---**
What's that?
**[12:35] ---**
That... talk we had, at the gym.
**[12:39] ---**
A talk? At the gym?
**[12:42] ---**
My eldest daughter...
**[12:44] ---**
Seems there's this guy she likes.
**[12:48] ---**
He's her senpai at school--
**[12:49] ---**
seems she hangs out
at his place on the regular.
**[12:59] ---**
Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
**[13:01] ---**
Why are you trying to slip out?!
**[13:02] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
I couldn't hold out any longer!
**[13:05] ---**
It's not my place to say this,
but calm down!
**[13:07] ---**
I have a favor to ask you!
**[13:11] ---**
I talked about that stuff because
I thought we were strangers.
**[13:16] ---**
Boy, ignorance is a scary, scary thing.
**[13:18] ---**
Uh, yes.
**[13:19] ---**
--Yes, it is.
--So it was basically
an accident--in passing.
**[13:23] ---**
--Sorry?
--See, what I'm trying to say is...
**[13:27] ---**
Yes?
**[13:29] ---**
Is there any way you
could forget about all that?
**[13:33] ---**
Please! If Hana finds out
I blabbed at work, she'll hate me!
**[13:38] ---**
I can see that, yes...
**[13:40] ---**
Just for today! Please?
**[13:42] ---**
Hana's been so looking forward to this!
**[13:45] ---**
She started prepping
for dinner last night...
**[13:50] ---**
Both were in such a panic that
neither realized Fujio was spilling
**[13:54] ---**
more secrets about his daughter.
**[13:57] ---**
Look, stay mum on the gym thing,
and I won't say a word today.
**[14:02] ---**
Just let my daughter enjoy herself!
**[14:07] ---**
Understood.
**[14:08] ---**
Besides, there's no way I could
say anything about it, anyway.
**[14:12] ---**
That Uzaki... and I...
**[14:16] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[14:18] ---**
Okay, shall we head back?
**[14:21] ---**
I mean...
**[14:22] ---**
We'll have *other opportunities*
to discuss Hana.
**[14:31] ---**
Did it go okay, Senpai?
**[14:33] ---**
Sure. He wasn't mad at me or anything.
**[14:36] ---**
We were both just surprised,
since we knew each other from before.
**[14:41] ---**
Oh, okay. Good!
**[14:44] ---**
"Forget it," he says--but
at this stage, how can I?
**[14:52] ---**
C'mon, Senpai--you eat something, too.
**[14:55] ---**
We worked hard on this!
**[14:56] ---**
Thanks. I will, later.
**[14:59] ---**
--Oh, my.
--Eat it while it's hot!
It's really tasty.
**[15:03] ---**
O-Okay.
**[15:04] ---**
Oh, can you not handle hot food?
Here, I'll blow on it to cool it off.
**[15:08] ---**
No, it's fine!
**[15:10] ---**
It's *fine*, I said!
**[15:12] ---**
Just open your mouth, okay?
**[15:14] ---**
--Say "ah"!
--I-I can feed myself!
**[15:17] ---**
I never said you could flirt!
**[15:20] ---**
--Flirt?!
--W-We're not!
We're always like this!
**[15:23] ---**
That's even worse!
**[15:24] ---**
Fujio!
**[15:27] ---**
What's with this
miserable guys-only stuff?
**[15:30] ---**
Next year! Next year for sure!
**[15:35] ---**
A girlfriend, huh?
**[15:38] ---**
Hey, your big sister is cute, right?
**[15:42] ---**
How old's your little sis again?
**[15:44] ---**
Kiri, about your mom...
**[15:45] ---**
Not funny, you guys!
**[15:48] ---**
You're the cutest of them all, Kiri.
**[15:53] ---**
I *would* like to know
how you feel about Hana...
**[15:57] ---**
But never mind that for now.
**[16:02] ---**
Can you work with me--just
for this one evening?
**[16:06] ---**
All right.
**[16:09] ---**
Our mission: Give Hana a fantastic time--
no making her sad *or* spilling the beans.
**[16:15] ---**
Making sure his daughter has fun:
**[16:17] ---**
Yes, it makes up
for revealing her secrets,
**[16:20] ---**
but it's also a genuine fatherly desire.
**[16:22] ---**
Secret-sharing Sakurai
regained his own composure
**[16:26] ---**
and went to work revving up the party.
**[16:28] ---**
Here, Senpai!
**[16:29] ---**
He tasted homemade food...
**[16:31] ---**
Have some, Senpai.
**[16:32] ---**
...enjoyed drinks...
**[16:34] ---**
C'mon, Senpai!
**[16:35] ---**
...and played games.
**[16:37] ---**
However...
**[16:38] ---**
M-Mr. Fujio...
**[16:41] ---**
Just when they'd started
to enjoy themselves...
**[16:44] ---**
T-Time out!
**[16:46] ---**
You give up *fast*!
**[16:49] ---**
...one of them threw in the towel.
**[16:52] ---**
I'm sorry. The secret's too big for me
to just shut up and enjoy myself.
**[16:57] ---**
I thought this'd be better than
unwittingly letting it slip,
**[17:01] ---**
but I guess it put
a lot of pressure on you.
**[17:03] ---**
I mean, I was surprised
to see you, too, at first.
**[17:08] ---**
I'd've remembered that talk myself,
once I calmed down.
**[17:11] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:13] ---**
I sure do wish I could forget it, though.
**[17:16] ---**
Yeah...
**[17:18] ---**
How hard of a blow to the head
**[17:20] ---**
do you think it would take
to wipe out your memory?
**[17:23] ---**
I'd like to leave
violence as a last resort.
**[17:28] ---**
Wait--that's it!
**[17:29] ---**
What, violence?!
**[17:31] ---**
Not that!
**[17:32] ---**
Embarrassingly enough,
I've lost a memory here and there
**[17:35] ---**
when I've gotten stinking drunk before.
**[17:38] ---**
I don't know how well it'll work on *that*,
**[17:40] ---**
but if I'm drunk, I'll have a reason to
go home--and I'll keep my mouth shut!
**[17:46] ---**
I see...
**[17:48] ---**
The secret stays safe as we entertain Hana
until the evening ends naturally.
**[17:53] ---**
And if all goes well,
you'll forget about tonight, too.
**[17:57] ---**
That's three birds
with one stone--at least.
**[18:03] ---**
Go on, drink all the booze in the house!
**[18:06] ---**
If that's not enough,
I'll run out and buy more!
**[18:08] ---**
Start knockin' 'em back, pal!
**[18:10] ---**
Got it!
**[18:12] ---**
Wait--is this really something worth
trying so desperately to forget?
**[18:16] ---**
Does Sakurai truly view
Hana as just a friend?
**[18:21] ---**
Senpai! Come hang out with me!
**[18:25] ---**
Yeah, that would piss me off, too.
**[18:29] ---**
Then, one hour later...
**[18:34] ---**
Wow, Sakurai-*kun*, look at you!
You're a mess!
**[18:37] ---**
I know it's early,
but let's call it a night.
**[18:40] ---**
Okay?
**[18:42] ---**
He's so insistent.
Must be plotting something.
**[18:46] ---**
Hang on, Dad.
**[18:49] ---**
When Senpai's this drunk,
he leaves himself wide open.
**[18:54] ---**
Usually he hates this and
makes a quick escape, but now...
**[18:58] ---**
--Cut that out...
--How's *that*, Senpai?
**[19:00] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[19:01] ---**
You must be pretty drunk yourself
to be getting so hands-on!
**[19:05] ---**
I'll say this again
when you're sober, Hana:
**[19:08] ---**
Stay away from those
college drinking parties!
**[19:11] ---**
Please stop making that face.
**[19:13] ---**
How was dinner today?
**[19:16] ---**
Good. Real good again today.
**[19:19] ---**
Outstanding.
**[19:21] ---**
My goodness, how adorable.
**[19:24] ---**
Hana's a proactive drunk, too.
**[19:27] ---**
You sure are funny
when you're drunk, Mr. Senpai.
**[19:31] ---**
Nah, it's fine... really... I'm fine.
**[19:36] ---**
This isn't fine at all.
**[19:39] ---**
Sakurai's made himself totally useless.
**[19:42] ---**
Excellent--all according to plan!
**[19:44] ---**
See, Senpai's gone into auto-reply mode.
**[19:48] ---**
Wanna try saying something to him, Mom?
**[19:51] ---**
Sure, okay. Then... Sakurai-*kun*?
**[19:56] ---**
Thanks for always hanging out with Hana.
**[19:59] ---**
Keep looking out for her, okay?
**[20:02] ---**
Same here...
**[20:04] ---**
She's got an annoyin' way of buttin' in,
**[20:08] ---**
but Hana really is good people.
**[20:10] ---**
Cookin' is tasty, too.
**[20:12] ---**
The way she butts
in is annoyin', though...
**[20:15] ---**
He said that twice.
**[20:16] ---**
How can I say this...
**[20:19] ---**
Thanks so much--for everythin'.
**[20:23] ---**
That is one smug mug!
**[20:25] ---**
She just wanted to hear it for herself.
**[20:28] ---**
Aw, you only say that when you're drunk!
**[20:30] ---**
How do we get you to be
that candid on the regular?
**[20:34] ---**
He *is* going to lose these memories, right?
He *will* forget this, right?!
**[20:40] ---**
I didn't say it only
'cause I'm self-conscious.
**[20:44] ---**
But I'm grateful.
**[20:47] ---**
I mean it.
**[20:53] ---**
This is going some *tremendous* places!
**[20:55] ---**
Um, my parents...
**[21:00] ---**
'Specially my dad...
**[21:02] ---**
They're fine bein' all over
each other right in front of me.
**[21:06] ---**
Me, I've always hated that kinda thing...
**[21:11] ---**
I was so repelled by my dad... that I
turned out to be kinda bad with women...
**[21:18] ---**
I guess it only makes sense
for you to mock me.
**[21:23] ---**
Lately, I've, well... kinda welcomed
you gettin' up in my business.
**[21:30] ---**
Senpai...
**[21:32] ---**
But that hateful dad of mine
told me somethin' recently...
**[21:37] ---**
That if I didn't do things right,
it'd mean trouble for you.
**[21:43] ---**
So lately I've been thinkin'...
**[21:46] ---**
I oughta give you some
real, proper consideration...
**[21:51] ---**
Senpai...
**[21:56] ---**
He *loves* her!
**[21:59] ---**
It took all Fujio Uzaki had to grit
his teeth and keep from saying it aloud.
**[22:03] ---**
He *loves* her!
**[22:04] ---**
**[22:06] ---**
**[23:35] ---**
"Next Time"
"Episode 13: I Want to Hang Out
Together Next Year, Too!"
# E13 - I Want to Hang Out Together Next Year, Too!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0KQEQ/i-want-to-hang-out-together-next-year-too)
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**[00:04] ---**
Still, that Sakurai...
**[00:08] ---**
Such a pure soul in that big body--
**[00:12] ---**
to think he'd get that bad...
**[00:18] ---**
I mean, he loves my daughter!
**[00:21] ---**
But...
**[00:23] ---**
We kind of missed the point of
getting him drunk, but what he said...
**[00:28] ---**
'Specially my dad...
**[00:29] ---**
They're fine bein' all over
each other right in front of me.
**[00:33] ---**
Are things not so hot at home?
**[00:37] ---**
Maybe he's in some really
unfortunate circumstances...
**[00:41] ---**
"*Fujio's imagining"
**[00:42] ---**
Shinichi! Go buy me some booze, dammit!
**[00:45] ---**
Honey, please--stop!
**[00:47] ---**
Not that I've approved
his relationship with Hana,
**[00:52] ---**
but I can go a little easier on the kid.
**[00:56] ---**
I'm home! Bought us some more provisions.
**[01:00] ---**
What the--?
**[01:03] ---**
What the heck is going on here?!
**[01:09] ---**
You have to be more gentle, Hana.
**[01:12] ---**
That's right, Hana. Handle him with care!
**[01:16] ---**
Okay. I'll strip him gently.
**[01:20] ---**
No! That's not the
"going easier on him" I had in mind!
**[01:33] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:56] ---**
"Episode 13: I Want to Hang Out
Together Next Year, Too!"
**[02:57] ---**
A half-hour before
the hellscape Fujio witnessed...
**[03:06] ---**
Senpai, that's three L's in a row!
**[03:09] ---**
I know you're drunk,
but you *super* suck at this!
**[03:13] ---**
Sorry, I suck...
**[03:15] ---**
Well, I'm not about
to let you get away with it!
**[03:19] ---**
She's an absolute demon!
**[03:21] ---**
--Okay, time for round four!
--Uh, hang on...
**[03:24] ---**
What's up?
**[03:25] ---**
Shouldn't you impose a little
something before the next hand?
**[03:30] ---**
You know... a penalty?
**[03:35] ---**
Indeed.
**[03:36] ---**
Hana was also plenty drunk.
**[03:39] ---**
Good.
**[03:40] ---**
Yanagi wasn't especially drunk at all.
**[03:44] ---**
So what'll it be?
**[03:46] ---**
Strip him?
**[03:47] ---**
Let's strip him.
**[03:48] ---**
An instant reply.
**[03:50] ---**
Strip him... take pictures...
sell 'em to Ami.
**[03:54] ---**
She does seem likely
to pay good money, yeah.
**[03:58] ---**
Drunk Hana is plenty fun herself!
**[04:01] ---**
My daughters have picked up
some nasty games...
**[04:06] ---**
I must stop them!
**[04:07] ---**
S-Say, you two!
**[04:09] ---**
I'm home! Bought us some more provisions.
**[04:12] ---**
What the--?
**[04:13] ---**
And we're all caught up!
**[04:17] ---**
What even *is* this hellscape?!
**[04:20] ---**
No, Fujio--calm down!
**[04:23] ---**
*You* calm down!
**[04:24] ---**
Hana's drunk and out of control,
**[04:27] ---**
Sakurai's totally defenseless,
**[04:29] ---**
and Yanagi's engrossed in camera angles.
**[04:32] ---**
You should have *stopped* them!
**[04:35] ---**
The least I can do to make amends
**[04:38] ---**
is make sure his stripped
clothes don't get wrinkled.
**[04:41] ---**
Seriously, what are you saying?!
**[04:44] ---**
In fact, Tsuki, too, was drunk.
**[04:47] ---**
Can't get his pants off.
**[04:49] ---**
Lift your knees a little there, Senpai.
**[04:54] ---**
Stop that!
**[04:56] ---**
We can't hurt his poor heart
any more than it already is!
**[05:03] ---**
You okay, Sakurai-*kun*?
**[05:05] ---**
Yeah... more or less.
**[05:09] ---**
Hana seems to have sobered up.
**[05:12] ---**
A train's out of the
question--should I call a cab?
**[05:16] ---**
Sorry to trouble you...
**[05:19] ---**
No, not at all.
**[05:20] ---**
I gave him too much
to drink, strategy or no.
**[05:27] ---**
I'll go with him. You come, too, Dad.
**[05:31] ---**
Senpai's big--if he passes out,
I'm in trouble.
**[05:33] ---**
G-Got it.
**[05:37] ---**
Thanks for having me...
**[05:39] ---**
Good night.
**[05:41] ---**
Later, Mr. Senpai!
**[05:44] ---**
Are you all right, Senpai?
**[05:46] ---**
Yeah, fine. I don't feel sick.
**[05:54] ---**
You're not still mad, are you, Dad?
**[06:00] ---**
I'm not mad. And I'm sorry--both of you.
**[06:08] ---**
Come hang out again,
whether at our house or the gym.
**[06:12] ---**
Dad!
**[06:14] ---**
Fuji...
**[06:17] ---**
I already knew he was a good guy.
**[06:20] ---**
Who knows what's down the road,
**[06:23] ---**
but Hana seems to have
enjoyed herself, anyway.
**[06:26] ---**
I'll call it good.
**[06:27] ---**
We got through it, Sakurai!
**[06:33] ---**
Okay, Dad, wait here a sec.
**[06:38] ---**
C'mon, Senpai--you're home.
**[06:47] ---**
Can you sleep like this for tonight?
**[06:50] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:51] ---**
Sheesh, you really are
hopeless without me. Ha-ha.
**[06:57] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[06:59] ---**
I'll do things right...
I really will do things right...
**[07:04] ---**
So I don't make trouble for you...
**[07:22] ---**
You... You can make
all the trouble you like.
**[07:29] ---**
Uzaki...
**[07:36] ---**
Sen... pai...
**[07:42] ---**
Man, what's taking Hana so long?
**[07:49] ---**
Kiri...
**[07:52] ---**
Can we come over your house?
**[07:54] ---**
Absolutely not, you hear me?!
**[07:58] ---**
But *I* can, right, Kiri?
**[08:01] ---**
What's with the casual hand
on my shoulder, huh?
**[08:27] ---**
Senpai?
**[08:58] ---**
*Holy* crap, that startled me!
**[09:01] ---**
The sheer timing on that sudden collapse!
**[09:04] ---**
Given who Senpai is,
I'm sure it was a coincidence...
**[09:08] ---**
Still, what a shock!
**[09:11] ---**
Is Sakurai-*kun* all right, Hana?
**[09:16] ---**
He collapsed on the way to his room,
so I covered him with a futon.
**[09:20] ---**
O-Oh, okay. He sure
did drink his fair share.
**[09:25] ---**
Whose fault was that?
**[09:27] ---**
Busted!
**[09:29] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[09:31] ---**
We've got work tomorrow.
How am I even going to face him?
**[09:37] ---**
"Closed"
**[09:42] ---**
Not sure I can face *this*, either.
**[09:45] ---**
What's up, Ami? Did something good happen?
**[09:49] ---**
You could say that!
**[09:51] ---**
Y-Yanagi! She actually sent those?!
**[09:54] ---**
It's not what you think!
We were drunk, and--
**[10:00] ---**
Senpai in various states of
undress--from all different angles!
**[10:03] ---**
All I ever wanted was for you two
to have a good Christmas.
**[10:07] ---**
I couldn't be more grateful for the
magnificence you've shared with me.
**[10:12] ---**
It's not much, but...
**[10:13] ---**
She's actually paying?!
**[10:17] ---**
Ami, shouldn't someone
who wants her own café someday
**[10:20] ---**
think a little harder about
how she uses her money?
**[10:26] ---**
I suppose...
**[10:28] ---**
It *really* isn't much once
you give Yanagi her share.
**[10:30] ---**
*That's* how you think?!
**[10:33] ---**
See, Hana, the thing is...
**[10:35] ---**
It's not money I like--it's
increasing profits.
**[10:39] ---**
I like efforts to boost performance.
**[10:45] ---**
I do think it's important
to use money in the right way.
**[10:49] ---**
Keeps the ol' economy running.
**[10:51] ---**
And shelling out for Senpai's underwear
shots is the right way to spend money?
**[10:56] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[10:58] ---**
Not the slightest hesitation!
**[11:00] ---**
Therefore, I'm free to
spend money on whatever I like!
**[11:05] ---**
My tastes and my wanting
to show my gratitude
**[11:08] ---**
are two entirely separate
issues--in two different genres!
**[11:11] ---**
So here!
**[11:13] ---**
I know you're insisting, but I can't!
**[11:15] ---**
And... is there even *more* now?
**[11:18] ---**
I forgot Sakurai's share.
**[11:20] ---**
Now that's being *too* conscientious!
**[11:24] ---**
Good morning!
**[11:27] ---**
Why all the shouting, Uzaki?
**[11:30] ---**
S-Senpai...
**[11:34] ---**
Hey, Uzaki...
**[11:35] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[11:37] ---**
About yesterday...
**[11:42] ---**
My memory's a total blank.
**[11:45] ---**
Did I... do anything?
**[11:49] ---**
If I did something untoward, or--
**[11:58] ---**
What the hell?! How did *this* happen?
**[12:01] ---**
You did all that,
and you still don't remember?
**[12:04] ---**
Not that I'm one to talk.
**[12:06] ---**
I really don't remember a thing!
**[12:08] ---**
Wait--seriously, what even *is* this?
**[12:10] ---**
All these angles of me being undressed?!
**[12:13] ---**
Not this same old shtick again!
**[12:16] ---**
How does he think *I* feel?
**[12:20] ---**
I might actually be better off
not remembering this...
**[12:23] ---**
Would it jog your memory to reconstruct
the scene by stripping right here?
**[12:27] ---**
I'm good.
**[12:28] ---**
Ugh!
**[12:31] ---**
"Closed"
**[12:32] ---**
Shall we get the café ready for opening?
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, right.
**[12:36] ---**
Okay.
**[12:38] ---**
I guess... if he doesn't remember...
**[12:42] ---**
Well, that's a bit of a relief.
**[12:45] ---**
So we're back to normal, then?
**[12:50] ---**
Senpai?
**[12:52] ---**
What are you doing for New Year's?
**[12:54] ---**
Oh, right. Itsuhito suggested
we all do the first shrine visit together.
**[12:59] ---**
Hey, nice!
**[13:03] ---**
Yeah... it is.
**[13:07] ---**
I'll get in touch with Itsuhito, then.
**[13:11] ---**
Thanks!
**[13:14] ---**
Well, see you later, Senpai.
**[13:16] ---**
Yep. Take care.
**[14:06] ---**
Like I could have forgotten *that*...
**[14:12] ---**
This year went by in the blink of an eye.
**[14:16] ---**
Probably because, unlike last year,
I spent the whole time
**[14:19] ---**
hanging out with you
to keep you from being a loner--
**[14:24] ---**
What gives, Senpai?
Why are you staring at my face?
**[14:28] ---**
Hey, Senpai, why are you
still wiping that same spot?
**[14:33] ---**
This is our last day of work this year.
Do it right, would you?
**[14:40] ---**
Well, Senpai... Happy New Year!
**[14:42] ---**
Oh, but I'll see you again
tonight for the shrine visit.
**[14:56] ---**
Ow...
**[14:57] ---**
That was awful.
You're less focused than last time.
**[15:01] ---**
It's even more of
a brute-strength judo now.
**[15:04] ---**
Like you want to lash out at
someone--doesn't matter who.
**[15:09] ---**
Something on your mind again, eh?
**[15:12] ---**
Like... I know:
**[15:15] ---**
the girl you'd dragged
into your room, maybe?!
**[15:21] ---**
So infuriatingly perceptive.
**[15:23] ---**
*This* is why I hate coming home!
**[15:25] ---**
You'll never inherit
the dojo doing stuff like that.
**[15:28] ---**
I wouldn't inherit it,
anyway--I don't have the chops.
**[15:32] ---**
I'm just exercising here because
my gym's closed for New Year's.
**[15:35] ---**
Why, you little...
**[15:37] ---**
I mean, I did know you
weren't big on judo and all.
**[15:42] ---**
Hell, I just inherited it
from your mom's family.
**[15:44] ---**
I wasn't what you'd
call enthusiastic about it.
**[15:47] ---**
But teaching li'l
munchkins isn't half bad!
**[15:51] ---**
They're all like, "Sensei, Sensei!"
**[15:53] ---**
Doesn't sound like you.
**[15:55] ---**
It'd sure make the job-hunt a lot easier.
**[15:59] ---**
That *is* appealing, I admit...
**[16:01] ---**
Well, we're not there just yet.
**[16:03] ---**
You'll never throw me *or* your mother
with that brute strength alone.
**[16:07] ---**
If you're looking to topple a *girl*,
though, it'd be *highly* effective!
**[16:13] ---**
This is a man who stepped on
a gigantic landmine.
**[16:17] ---**
Nice sneak attack...
**[16:20] ---**
Shut up! Such a vulgar
father--and so loud about it!
**[16:23] ---**
Still, kicking your father like that...
**[16:28] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[16:33] ---**
I'll show you there's no such thing
as a son who's better than his dad!
**[16:37] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:38] ---**
What's all this?
**[16:40] ---**
Fighting--and on
New Year's Eve, of all days?
**[16:44] ---**
Shinichi, don't you have plans for
a shrine visit and the first sunrise?
**[16:49] ---**
Don't blame me if you get hurt.
**[17:05] ---**
Sakurai!
**[17:08] ---**
Hey.
**[17:10] ---**
Here's to another year.
**[17:11] ---**
Happy New Year.
**[17:14] ---**
H-Happy New Year.
**[17:16] ---**
You too, Itsuhito.
**[17:20] ---**
Now, the reason we
three are meeting early...
**[17:23] ---**
You wanted to talk--privately?
**[17:25] ---**
Yeah...
**[17:28] ---**
Um... keep this among us, okay?
**[17:31] ---**
I'm looking for some advice.
**[17:34] ---**
I just happened to learn
a certain something.
**[17:37] ---**
I've been fretting
about it alone all this time,
**[17:40] ---**
but I just can't seem to put it to rest.
**[17:43] ---**
I have no idea where it's headed,
**[17:45] ---**
what the conclusion--or answer--could be.
**[17:48] ---**
So you're bothered by a certain something
**[17:52] ---**
you came to hear entirely unintentionally.
**[17:56] ---**
Is that about right?
**[17:57] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[17:59] ---**
What'd you hear?
**[18:01] ---**
W-Well, uh...
**[18:04] ---**
That Uzaki... actually, uh...
**[18:07] ---**
...likes me... apparently.
**[18:14] ---**
Sak.
**[18:17] ---**
*All* of us knew *that*.
**[18:19] ---**
We did.
**[18:20] ---**
What?! You did? What--*all* of you?
**[18:23] ---**
Yeah, everyone.
**[18:25] ---**
Ami, the café regulars--everyone.
**[18:28] ---**
The only one who didn't know is you.
**[18:30] ---**
No way!
**[18:32] ---**
But never mind that.
**[18:34] ---**
Now that you know this big important
thing, what are you gonna do?
**[18:38] ---**
Do? What--I mean...
**[18:40] ---**
Don't give me that!
**[18:42] ---**
You probably thought you could pretend
you heard nothing and let this slide,
**[18:46] ---**
but you can't!
**[18:47] ---**
How'd you know?!
**[18:49] ---**
How could I *not*?
**[18:50] ---**
Sak, are you really
okay doing nothing here,
**[18:55] ---**
not even a change in attitude?
**[18:57] ---**
Well...
**[18:59] ---**
You already have
your conclusion, don't you?
**[19:02] ---**
Bothering you so much
that you need advice--
**[19:06] ---**
you're just fishing for
a result that suits you better.
**[19:11] ---**
You can't unring that bell.
**[19:14] ---**
The key here is what you do next.
**[19:17] ---**
No: What do you *want* to do, Sak?
**[19:25] ---**
What do I want to do?
**[19:29] ---**
It's not fair to Uzaki--
**[19:31] ---**
secretly learning how she feels,
then deciding what to do with myself?
**[19:37] ---**
Only a coward would do that!
**[19:39] ---**
Poor Uzaki! I'm better off doing nothing!
**[19:43] ---**
That's what a guy who'd actually
been *doing* something would say!
**[19:48] ---**
You've never done *anything*!
**[19:50] ---**
That's true!
**[19:54] ---**
Sorry to spoil the fun, but it
looks like Ami and Hana are here.
**[19:59] ---**
Let's stop there.
**[20:01] ---**
Okay...
**[20:03] ---**
There's still a lot I want to say, Sak,
but for now, I'll just say one thing.
**[20:08] ---**
Itsuhito?
**[20:10] ---**
You have my full support.
Just say the word.
**[20:13] ---**
Same here.
**[20:15] ---**
So, uh... good luck.
**[20:19] ---**
Thanks.
**[20:21] ---**
I did decide to do the right thing.
**[20:24] ---**
I'll face this head on--no running away.
**[20:26] ---**
Senpai! Over here!
**[20:34] ---**
All that fretting, not being able
to talk about it with anyone...
**[20:39] ---**
I'm sorry I'm so pitiful,
only taking action after I'm told to.
**[20:44] ---**
I apologize for being so unfair.
**[20:48] ---**
Here's to another great year, Senpai.
**[20:53] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:55] ---**
I've thought and thought about this,
and there's only one answer:
**[21:02] ---**
You okay, Uzaki?
**[21:04] ---**
I'll save our spot;
you go warm yourself up.
**[21:09] ---**
Aren't *you* being nice.
**[21:12] ---**
I-I am not, either!
**[21:14] ---**
Why are you mad?
**[21:18] ---**
I want to have
the confidence to tell you...
**[21:22] ---**
Here it comes! Senpai, Senpai!
**[21:24] ---**
Look: the first sunrise!
**[21:27] ---**
Yeah...
**[21:33] ---**
...that I like you.
**[21:39] ---**
S-Senpai?
**[21:41] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[21:43] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[21:45] ---**
I, um... I...
**[21:52] ---**
No, not yet.
**[21:57] ---**
We've still got lots of hanging-out to do!
**[22:01] ---**
Yeah!
**[22:04] ---**
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
**[22:04] ---**
We'll hang out tons
this year, too, Senpai!
**[22:08] ---**
**[22:10] ---**