# Season 1
# E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U347ZG/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out)
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**[00:39] ---**
Now there's a sight
that makes it feel like spring.
**[00:42] ---**
"Shinichi Sakurai, 19 - College Sophomore"
**[00:48] ---**
Sakurai-*senpai*!
**[00:51] ---**
Huh?
**[01:04] ---**
Uzaki... right?
**[01:13] ---**
Hana Uzaki! I'll be your junior again here.
**[01:15] ---**
"Hana Uzaki, 18 - College Freshman"
**[01:17] ---**
Here's to a great year!
**[01:28] ---**
Huh? You don't swim here in college?
**[01:31] ---**
Nope. They don't even have a swim club.
**[01:35] ---**
And you worked so hard at it in high school...
**[01:38] ---**
Ah, there's plenty of stuff to do in college.
**[01:42] ---**
Senpai...
**[01:44] ---**
Y-Yep, there sure is.
**[01:47] ---**
Or so I thought.
**[01:49] ---**
"Spring"
**[01:51] ---**
Oh, Senpai!
**[01:55] ---**
What the...
**[01:57] ---**
"Summer"
**[02:01] ---**
What in the...
**[02:02] ---**
"Autumn"
**[02:06] ---**
What in the what?
**[02:07] ---**
"Winter"
**[02:10] ---**
*What* in the *what*?!
**[02:13] ---**
"Spring"
**[02:14] ---**
"Again" "Spring"
**[02:20] ---**
I kinda thought this year
would turn out like that...
**[02:29] ---**
"Shinichi Sakurai, 20 - College Junior"
**[02:31] ---**
Senpai!
**[02:35] ---**
Whoops! Overshot you!
**[02:42] ---**
Uzaki... right?
**[02:45] ---**
All alone again today, huh?
I guess I'll have to hang out with you!
**[02:47] ---**
"Hana Uzaki, 19 - College Sophomore"
**[02:50] ---**
Your college loner lifestyle ends today!
**[03:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[04:24] ---**
"Episode 1: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[04:29] ---**
What's for lunch?
**[04:30] ---**
Mmm... the dining hall, I guess.
***SIGN*** "Lecture Overview" "New Location" "Canceled"
**[04:33] ---**
Hey, can we come, too?
**[04:36] ---**
Canceled, huh? Now my afternoon is wide open.
**[04:41] ---**
Senpai!
**[04:44] ---**
No work today, either. What to do...
**[04:49] ---**
Eek!
**[04:50] ---**
That *glare*!
**[04:52] ---**
S-Scary...
**[04:53] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[04:53] ---**
Senpai!
**[04:57] ---**
Maybe I'll just bum around on my own for once.
**[05:00] ---**
Can't get any quiet time once *she* horns on in.
**[05:03] ---**
Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
**[05:07] ---**
It's like I always tell you:
quit yelling so *lou*--
**[05:13] ---**
I kept calling you,
but you just weren't hearing me!
**[05:16] ---**
So! Where ya headed, Senpai?
**[05:18] ---**
What the hell are you doing, Uzaki, you idiot?!
**[05:21] ---**
Oh, going out for lunch today?
**[05:24] ---**
Aw, too bad. My friends and I already ate.
**[05:28] ---**
But if you insist, I could watch *you* eat.
**[05:32] ---**
I've got no classes this afternoon.
I'm just going for a stroll.
**[05:37] ---**
Later.
**[05:44] ---**
Uzaki... why are you following me?
**[05:48] ---**
Yikes, that face!
**[05:50] ---**
As it turns out,
I'm suddenly free this afternoon, too.
**[05:55] ---**
Given half the chance,
I know you'll do the old loner thing.
**[05:58] ---**
And two has gotta be *way* more fun than one!
**[06:01] ---**
Mind your own business.
**[06:03] ---**
Besides, I've told you a million times
that I find quiet time alone more relaxing.
**[06:08] ---**
Here we go again. Being a loner is no fun!
**[06:11] ---**
Stop calling me that.
**[06:12] ---**
That's right: you're not
a loner--'cause *I'm* with you!
**[06:16] ---**
Quit tagging along, you damn pest!
**[06:21] ---**
Feeling self-conscious?
**[06:21] ---**
I am not!
**[06:24] ---**
So where are we going?
**[06:26] ---**
Not telling.
**[06:27] ---**
Karaoke? Bowling?
**[06:28] ---**
Not telling.
**[06:29] ---**
Aw, tell me!
**[06:31] ---**
No.
**[06:32] ---**
Ugh! Why are you being so cold today?
**[06:36] ---**
It's my mood.
**[06:37] ---**
Your *mood*?!
**[06:40] ---**
What's the deal? You hung out with me before!
**[06:44] ---**
Huh?
**[06:45] ---**
Treating me according to your moods...
**[06:47] ---**
Isn't it sooo convenient that you get
with me only when you feel like it?!
**[06:53] ---**
Watch your phrasing when there's people around!
**[06:57] ---**
Enemy of womankind.
**[06:58] ---**
Utter trash.
**[06:59] ---**
Scum.
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, fine! Come along, then!
**[07:07] ---**
Hooray!
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, once we're done, let's get some food, huh?
**[07:16] ---**
I'll gladly go with you to dinner!
**[07:19] ---**
I'm not paying.
**[07:20] ---**
Aw, cheapskate.
**[07:22] ---**
Are you trying to sponge off me?
**[07:27] ---**
Wait, were you going to see
a movie by yourself today?
**[07:31] ---**
Huh? That's right.
**[07:36] ---**
Solo movies!
**[07:38] ---**
What's so funny?
**[07:39] ---**
Solo movies!
**[07:42] ---**
That's a prime loner move, right up there
with solo BBQ and solo sushi-go-round!
**[07:50] ---**
Shut up for once, would you?
**[07:52] ---**
You're going to make enemies
in all sorts of places.
**[07:55] ---**
At least talk a little more quietly!
**[07:57] ---**
Listen, this is the "people are people" era.
**[08:01] ---**
We all want to find time in our busy days
to see the movies we want the *way* we want.
**[08:05] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[08:06] ---**
Shouldn't we all spend
our leisure time however we please?
**[08:10] ---**
Don't laugh at other people's hobbies
judged by your standards.
**[08:13] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[08:14] ---**
Plenty of people watch movies as a hobby.
They don't declare when and with whom.
**[08:21] ---**
That's how it is.
**[08:22] ---**
I see.
**[08:25] ---**
Spoken like a true loner!
**[08:27] ---**
Can I wallop her--just once?
**[08:30] ---**
Anyone can go to the movies
alone whenever they feel like it.
**[08:34] ---**
The scheduling alone is a hassle
with more people in the mix.
**[08:38] ---**
I see.
**[08:40] ---**
But you can't loudly talk spoilers with
your friends afterward when you go alone!
**[08:45] ---**
That's like one of the worst possible
things you can do as a human being!
**[08:51] ---**
It's okay. I get it.
**[08:54] ---**
You're determined to soldier
on alone despite your loneliness.
**[08:59] ---**
Don't give me that affectionate look!
**[09:02] ---**
Honestly. I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
**[09:05] ---**
I was planning to follow you
all sneaky-like anyway.
**[09:11] ---**
What's your deal? Is that your idea of fun?
**[09:15] ---**
Huh?
**[09:17] ---**
It'd be funny if I spotted you going
into some weird store or something!
**[09:22] ---**
I know I'd laugh myself silly
if I saw you buying dirty DVDs!
**[09:28] ---**
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:30] ---**
"Pulling the nose upward is fairly painful"
**[09:31] ---**
Senpai, I--Senpai--Senpai! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
**[09:34] ---**
College students are *adults*!
**[09:37] ---**
No mocking people's hobbies
or digging into their private lives!
**[09:41] ---**
Sorry! I'm sorry!
**[09:43] ---**
Sheesh.
**[09:44] ---**
I haven't even been able to pick
a movie with you all up in my business.
**[09:50] ---**
You came without a movie in mind?
**[09:53] ---**
It was a last-minute thing.
**[09:55] ---**
Besides, choosing at the theater
is one of the thrills of solo movies.
**[10:01] ---**
Oh, is it, now?
**[10:14] ---**
Uzaki.
**[10:15] ---**
Yes?
**[10:16] ---**
If there's something you want to see, I'll pay.
**[10:18] ---**
Huh? Really? What about your solo movie?
**[10:21] ---**
It's not like I *have* to go solo.
**[10:24] ---**
And with you here,
I can watch something different.
**[10:28] ---**
I figure my points will cover the two of us.
**[10:31] ---**
Seriously?! Well, if you say
so--I'll let you treat me! Thanks!
**[10:36] ---**
Let's see...
**[10:38] ---**
This one! What a bargain:
heroes as far as the eye can see!
**[10:43] ---**
Ooh, that's a great one. I saw it once,
but I was thinking about seeing it again.
**[10:48] ---**
Huh!
**[10:51] ---**
Two college students, please.
I'll use my points.
**[10:54] ---**
Certainly. One moment.
**[10:57] ---**
She has her moments,
but she's still so smackable.
**[11:01] ---**
She seems happy.
I guess I can do this much for her.
**[11:08] ---**
By the way, Senpai...
**[11:12] ---**
You've seen enough solo movies
to pay for someone else's ticket!
**[11:16] ---**
That's a turn-off, all right!
**[11:20] ---**
You would say that *after* I've paid, dammit!
**[11:24] ---**
You're, like, a pro-level loner!
**[11:27] ---**
Huh? Uh, wait--Senpai?
**[11:28] ---**
Kidding! Sorry! I'm sorry! Yow! Stop! Stop!
**[11:31] ---**
Will that couple *ever* shut up?!
**[11:38] ---**
That was great!
**[11:40] ---**
Yeah. A good film's always worth a rewatch.
**[11:43] ---**
All those points you banked
by going to the movies alone--gone!
**[11:47] ---**
That's your standard for "great"?!
**[11:49] ---**
So much for being nice.
**[11:52] ---**
Hey, can we stop by the electronics store?
I need new earbuds.
**[11:57] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[12:00] ---**
See, it's that kind of thing.
**[12:02] ---**
Huh?
**[12:07] ---**
What is it about this shop that makes me think,
**[12:10] ---**
"Since I'm here, I should buy something"?
**[12:13] ---**
Hey, nice.
**[12:15] ---**
Senpai!
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah?
**[12:18] ---**
Over here! This way!
**[12:22] ---**
What about your earbuds?
**[12:23] ---**
C'mon, the next seat's open!
**[12:26] ---**
Will you *listen*?
**[12:29] ---**
Ah, might not be so bad after a movie.
**[12:31] ---**
That's right! It's great. It works!
**[12:36] ---**
Oh, this is nice. Real nice.
**[12:38] ---**
Right?
**[12:40] ---**
Though with me, it's always
my shoulders more than my back.
**[12:43] ---**
"LO"
**[12:43] ---**
Shoulders?
**[12:43] ---**
"HI"
**[12:46] ---**
Wha--where did *that* come from?
**[12:48] ---**
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, sorry... I can't help
but make noise during a massage...
**[12:54] ---**
My, uh, my shoulders have always been tight--
**[12:58] ---**
Well, um... i-if you keep on doing that...
**[13:02] ---**
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
**[13:04] ---**
I would buy this in a second
if I had the money...
**[13:07] ---**
It... It just... It feels sooo good...
**[13:10] ---**
"Seriously, she's just sitting
in a massage chair"
**[13:15] ---**
"Look, she *really is* just
sitting in a massage chair"
**[13:18] ---**
Let's go, shall we?!
**[13:21] ---**
That wasn't even five minutes!
**[13:24] ---**
Shut up! Save... Save that for home!
**[13:28] ---**
Save what?
**[13:31] ---**
Jeez, this dummy... making all
those weird noises in a public place...
**[13:35] ---**
Hey, Senpai!
**[13:36] ---**
What now?
**[13:38] ---**
Ten minutes of standing on this,
and it's like getting a full workout!
**[13:46] ---**
Well? You try!
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, my God! You're such an *idiot*!
**[13:57] ---**
"Innocent"
**[13:59] ---**
Whoa! Check it out!
**[14:02] ---**
What is it this time?
**[14:04] ---**
"VR Experience Booth"
**[14:04] ---**
Look: it's VR! VR!
**[14:07] ---**
Huh! So this is virtual reality...
**[14:09] ---**
Would you like to try?
**[14:11] ---**
Yes! I sure would!
**[14:21] ---**
My view goes with me when I turn!
VR is amazing! This is really cool, Senpai!
**[14:27] ---**
Okay, okay. Just keep your voice down.
**[14:31] ---**
My weapon! No! Not this one!
Ammo! I'm outta ammo!
**[14:34] ---**
Hey, is there anyone behind you?
**[14:36] ---**
Huh? Behind me?!
**[14:38] ---**
Here they come! Look at 'em all!
**[14:42] ---**
Your reactions are the best.
**[14:44] ---**
They should put you in a commer--
**[14:51] ---**
They got me! Wow, VR is awesome!
**[14:54] ---**
Er, are you all right?
**[14:56] ---**
I'm fine.
**[15:00] ---**
What is it, Senpai?
**[15:02] ---**
Um, would your boyfriend like a turn?
**[15:05] ---**
I'm not her boyfriend.
**[15:07] ---**
But... okay.
**[15:11] ---**
Something not so dangerous.
**[15:17] ---**
These ocean graphics are something else!
**[15:20] ---**
Hey, you look like a regular person with
those goggles. They hide your bad-guy face!
**[15:25] ---**
Shut it, dimwit.
**[15:27] ---**
Whoa! That's huge! A giant shark!
**[15:29] ---**
Wait, is it coming this way?
**[15:31] ---**
Huh? Is it?!
**[15:33] ---**
I-It's biting me! It's totally biting me! Yow!
**[15:38] ---**
You're way too scared!
**[15:39] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[15:42] ---**
Let me go! Hey!
**[15:43] ---**
I'm gonna get this disgraceful display
on video and tease you about it later!
**[15:49] ---**
Uh, miss? Don't get too close to the player...
**[15:52] ---**
Just so *huge*!
**[15:54] ---**
Hmm? What's this?
**[15:56] ---**
A jellyfish? Octopus? Sunfish?!
**[15:58] ---**
It's so big. And soft! And kind of frightening!
**[16:05] ---**
I never thought much of VR, but it's amazing!
**[16:08] ---**
So powerful--and it even reproduces touch!
**[16:11] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:12] ---**
Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
**[16:26] ---**
You said that VR made you want
to do something physical--
**[16:30] ---**
now you're swinging that bat all excited
and racking up a pile of strikes!
**[16:33] ---**
Focus!
**[16:34] ---**
Will you *shut up*?
**[16:36] ---**
Here comes the next one! You can do it!
Knock it out of the park! Home run!
**[16:40] ---**
That's *enough* out of--
**[16:44] ---**
That *so* didn't fly straight!
**[16:48] ---**
Dammit.
**[16:49] ---**
You said you did this before.
You totally didn't!
**[16:53] ---**
You really tick me off, dammit.
**[16:55] ---**
I played for *one year* in junior high.
**[16:58] ---**
Ooh! I wanna try, too!
**[17:01] ---**
Here's my card. There's still some on there.
**[17:03] ---**
Thanks!
**[17:06] ---**
Don't stand too close or the ball will hit you.
**[17:09] ---**
Got it!
**[17:10] ---**
If I hit a home run, dinner's on you!
**[17:12] ---**
Eyes forward! You want to get hurt?
**[17:14] ---**
Okay... plant the feet...
**[17:18] ---**
Swivel the hips...
**[17:22] ---**
Like the real deal.
**[17:25] ---**
Huh? Wait--did--
**[17:30] ---**
Did you stretch?
**[17:33] ---**
Oh.
**[17:40] ---**
It... It hurts...
**[17:40] ---**
Are you *nuts*,
whipping out a full swing like that?!
**[17:45] ---**
Lay down this instant!
**[17:47] ---**
I heard a pop...
**[17:48] ---**
Yeah, I'll say!
**[17:50] ---**
I copied you... and look where it got me...
**[17:55] ---**
A novice can't just start
putting their hips into a swing!
**[17:58] ---**
Of *course* you're gonna hurt yourself, dummy!
**[18:00] ---**
This pain is all your fault...
**[18:04] ---**
How so?!
**[18:07] ---**
Just go home and get some sleep.
And see a doctor tomorrow.
**[18:11] ---**
A doctor, you say?
**[18:15] ---**
Let's get dinner!
**[18:16] ---**
Do you ever give up?!
**[18:19] ---**
"Taneda Ramen"
**[18:21] ---**
Let's eat!
**[18:23] ---**
You can walk fine on your own,
so it's probably nothing serious.
**[18:29] ---**
If it still hurts tomorrow, see a doctor.
**[18:32] ---**
And you really should head
home now and go to sleep.
**[18:35] ---**
I'll be fine.
**[18:38] ---**
Yummy yum yum.
**[18:39] ---**
You don't get a lot of exercise, do you?
**[18:42] ---**
That injury is proof
you haven't been very active.
**[18:46] ---**
What did you expect? I'm just starting out!
**[18:49] ---**
Beginners need to warm up, at least.
Back injuries are a big deal.
**[18:56] ---**
Fine.
**[18:58] ---**
You realize that would never have happened
**[19:00] ---**
if you hadn't elbowed
your way into tagging alo--
**[19:02] ---**
Huh? My chicken...
**[19:06] ---**
Hey.
**[19:07] ---**
Why are *you* eating it?
**[19:09] ---**
Huh?
**[19:11] ---**
Did you eat them *all*?!
**[19:13] ---**
Eh?
**[19:15] ---**
W-We're not sharing?
**[19:17] ---**
We are *not*, you idiot! And how is
it sharing when *you* eat them *all*?!
**[19:25] ---**
Keep it!
**[19:29] ---**
Temper, temper! Your poor girlfriend!
**[19:32] ---**
She's not my girlfriend...
**[19:34] ---**
Another order of chicken, please.
**[19:37] ---**
Coming right up!
**[19:38] ---**
Your chicken's so good,
my chopsticks just kept going!
**[19:44] ---**
Good one, miss!
**[19:45] ---**
Talk about a sunny personality.
**[19:48] ---**
Here you go--on the house. Eat up!
**[19:51] ---**
Wow! Are you sure?
**[19:52] ---**
Oh, no, we couldn't!
**[19:55] ---**
Go on--it's fine!
**[20:00] ---**
Delish!
**[20:01] ---**
Honestly.
**[20:04] ---**
It's rude not to accept this kindness, Senpai!
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, uh... I guess you're right.
**[20:11] ---**
Okay, don't mind if I--
**[20:15] ---**
Why do you eat *everything*?!
**[20:18] ---**
Sorry! I didn't mean to!
**[20:20] ---**
Here's your chicken.
**[20:26] ---**
*Again*?!
**[20:38] ---**
Senpai!
**[20:40] ---**
Good morning!
**[20:42] ---**
Hey.
**[20:44] ---**
I had fun yesterday!
**[20:46] ---**
What? All you did was hurt your back.
**[20:49] ---**
Huh? C'mon, it was fun going for
a whole day without being a loner, right?
**[20:54] ---**
I made it clear from the very beginning
that I intended to spend the day alone.
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, look at you, pretending you're not happy.
**[21:01] ---**
Watch it.
**[21:03] ---**
I've never been to a batting cage with
my girlfriends before, either. That was new!
**[21:09] ---**
Teach me how to swing, okay?
Next time I wanna really send it flying!
**[21:14] ---**
Hey, how 'bout we go again today?
**[21:16] ---**
I have work.
**[21:18] ---**
Aw. Next time, then!
**[21:22] ---**
"Next time," huh?
**[21:25] ---**
This idiot really doesn't let a
little pain get in the way of having fun.
**[21:31] ---**
I don't know when she got like this...
**[21:38] ---**
Like this? Or like this?
**[21:41] ---**
Well, I won't be bored.
I can put up with her a little, I guess.
**[21:46] ---**
Yeah, next time.
**[21:48] ---**
Uh, Senpai?
**[21:50] ---**
Hmm?
**[21:51] ---**
After that *thing* we did yesterday?
My back still hurts!
**[21:55] ---**
It's all your fault, you know.
**[21:57] ---**
*Phrasing*!
**[21:59] ---**
It even hurts to walk!
Carry me! C'mon--it's *your* fault!
**[22:05] ---**
Shut up!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
**[23:39] ---**
# E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZDVG/the-caf-owner-wants-a-glimpse)
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Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
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Not-too-bright lighting.
**[00:15] ---**
And the calming aroma of coffee.
**[00:19] ---**
Providing a space where
customers can feel at ease:
**[00:23] ---**
That's been my business policy
ever since this place opened.
**[00:28] ---**
A customer's coming up to pay, Sakurai.
**[00:32] ---**
Would you mind?
**[00:38] ---**
Wow. You picked up on that so quickly.
**[00:42] ---**
Mmm. Once you've been doing this
for ten years, you'll see it, too.
**[00:48] ---**
Sakurai started working here last year.
He's pretty good.
**[00:51] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[00:54] ---**
His face may look a little scary,
but he's attentive.
**[00:58] ---**
Sakurai understands my business policy here,
**[01:01] ---**
and whatever may happen,
he handles it with poise.
**[01:06] ---**
Never, *ever* making a fuss or--
**[01:11] ---**
Senpai!
**[01:13] ---**
I've never heard Sakurai shout like that.
**[01:17] ---**
So *this* is where you work!
It's super close to school, huh?
**[01:22] ---**
Niiice!
**[01:24] ---**
A close friend, perhaps?
**[01:26] ---**
Why didn't you tell me?
**[01:28] ---**
I was just on my way back from
my friend's place--she lives near campus--
**[01:31] ---**
when I got hungry and figured
I could go for a little something, so--
**[01:34] ---**
Get out!
**[01:35] ---**
What?!
**[01:38] ---**
Or maybe an enemy.
**[01:48] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:11] ---**
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
**[03:14] ---**
This may be where I work part-time,
**[03:16] ---**
but it's also a place to relax. So *leave*!
**[03:19] ---**
Hey, what gives?
**[03:21] ---**
Let *me* relax, too! I'm hungry!
**[03:25] ---**
There are other places to eat.
**[03:27] ---**
Wow, how cold can you get?
**[03:28] ---**
Come on, let me eat, will ya?!
**[03:31] ---**
You clash with the vibe here.
**[03:33] ---**
Huh?
**[03:34] ---**
That's awful! This is discrimination!
**[03:36] ---**
No wonder you're such a loner.
**[03:39] ---**
That has nothing to do with it!
**[03:41] ---**
Mmm... I seem to have missed
my window for standing up.
**[03:45] ---**
Oh! Are you the owner?
**[03:48] ---**
I'm Hana Uzaki!
Senpai here is always such a big help!
**[03:51] ---**
Who even *are* you to me?
**[03:53] ---**
Whatcha doing?
**[03:55] ---**
Oh, uh, just checking our stock.
**[03:59] ---**
I see... So he's your senior.
**[04:05] ---**
Then you're in elem--er, middle school?
**[04:08] ---**
I'm in *college*!
**[04:10] ---**
We go to the same college--
she's in the year after me.
**[04:12] ---**
You were totally going to say
"elementary school" just now, weren't you?!
**[04:17] ---**
Because you're so short.
**[04:19] ---**
Shut up! Just shut your mouth!
**[04:22] ---**
I... I was *wrong*?
**[04:25] ---**
It looks like he's in shock.
**[04:28] ---**
He's not usually like this...
**[04:31] ---**
All these years I've spent in the
café business, refining my eye for people...
**[04:37] ---**
...and I was wrong?!
**[04:41] ---**
Oh!
**[04:43] ---**
In college... You're an adult.
**[04:46] ---**
Huh? Yeah, that's right. I'm an adult.
**[04:48] ---**
My impression of the owner sure has changed
drastically over these last few minutes.
**[04:56] ---**
I'm sure this spot will do.
**[04:59] ---**
Go on, sit.
**[05:05] ---**
What do you want?
**[05:06] ---**
Hey, Senpai, where'd this attitude come from?
**[05:11] ---**
What?
**[05:12] ---**
I'm a customer now, you know. A customer!
**[05:16] ---**
I find it hard to believe this
is how you *always* act at work.
**[05:20] ---**
Do you even know how to wait on people properly?
**[05:24] ---**
Wait on people properly? What, people like *you*?
**[05:29] ---**
'Scuse me, sir!
This employee has a bad attitude!
**[05:33] ---**
You oughta give him a pay cut!
**[05:35] ---**
Shut up! If you're not going to order, leave!
**[05:40] ---**
These two are funny!
I think I'll watch them for a while.
**[05:44] ---**
You've gotta take your work seriously
no matter who you're serving.
**[05:50] ---**
That's called being a pro!
**[05:52] ---**
Sure, but if I *did* take it seriously,
you'd just make fun of me!
**[05:55] ---**
No, I wouldn't!
**[06:00] ---**
To be honest, it's embarrassing
when people I know see me working.
**[06:05] ---**
But it's so close to campus.
Haven't any of your other friends come here?
**[06:10] ---**
Did you give them the same attitude?
**[06:13] ---**
Oh!
**[06:14] ---**
Silly. The only one
who gets *this* attitude is *you*.
**[06:18] ---**
You're special.
**[06:22] ---**
Got it? Then drink a soda
or something and get lost, dumdum.
**[06:25] ---**
See, badmouthing me with that
posed expression really ticks me off!
**[06:30] ---**
Now, now, Sakurai. Since she's here and all,
show her what you can do.
**[06:34] ---**
He's always so great with customers.
**[06:37] ---**
Okay.
**[06:38] ---**
That's right!
**[06:39] ---**
I'd like to order one serving
of excellent customer service!
**[06:43] ---**
Now start over,
beginning with the glass of water!
**[06:46] ---**
She is *infuriating*.
**[07:02] ---**
May I have your order, please?
**[07:06] ---**
Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
**[07:08] ---**
That villainous mug? Gone without a trace?
**[07:15] ---**
This is too much, Senpai!
**[07:17] ---**
You know how easy it is to laugh
when you're not supposed to!
**[07:20] ---**
Ugh! I *knew* this would happen, dammit!
**[07:23] ---**
I'm sorry! I won't laugh anymore!
**[07:26] ---**
Please let me eat something!
**[07:27] ---**
Can it!
**[07:29] ---**
You can call it a day, Sakurai.
**[07:32] ---**
It's getting dark. Walk her home.
**[07:35] ---**
You're laughing, too, aren't you?!
You are *definitely* laughing!
**[07:41] ---**
Thanks for today.
**[07:44] ---**
I'm positively starving. Let's stop somewhere!
**[07:48] ---**
Go straight home and eat there.
**[07:51] ---**
Aw! Then at least let me order
something at the café next time.
**[07:56] ---**
Sure. Come by again when I'm not there.
**[07:59] ---**
What?! I promise I won't laugh next time!
**[08:03] ---**
Even when I see your smile--
**[08:07] ---**
Why, you...
**[08:08] ---**
That's a nice café, though.
**[08:12] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:13] ---**
Quiet, just stylish enough...
**[08:17] ---**
Uh-huh. It really is a nice place.
**[08:21] ---**
I like the feel of it, the atmosphere.
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, I know!
**[08:27] ---**
Maybe I'll get a part-time job there, too!
**[08:30] ---**
You know--with you!
**[08:32] ---**
Sure.
**[08:33] ---**
Wouldn't that be a *blast*?
**[08:36] ---**
Mmm-hmm.
**[08:40] ---**
Stop that.
**[08:41] ---**
Stop *what*?
**[08:50] ---**
Why do I crack open brand-new
games in the middle of the night?
**[09:11] ---**
A little senpai-teasing
will get me through the day!
**[09:16] ---**
Huh?
**[09:17] ---**
Ow! Ow, ow! Whoa! I just wanted to pet you...
**[09:22] ---**
Aren't *you* energetic, you little--
**[09:25] ---**
Ow! Hey, that hurts!
**[09:28] ---**
C'mon, now--
**[09:31] ---**
Hey!
**[09:31] ---**
Gross.
**[09:32] ---**
What are you doing so early
in the morning, Senpai?
**[09:35] ---**
That's creepy.
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, Uzaki.
**[09:39] ---**
I found this stray cat. It's not running away,
so I thought I could pet it.
**[09:44] ---**
Huh! Must be used to people.
**[09:47] ---**
It won't let me pet it,
though--it keeps scratching me.
**[09:52] ---**
Then what are you so happy about?
**[09:54] ---**
I mean... it's cute.
**[09:57] ---**
Gross.
**[09:59] ---**
Well, be that as it may... I'd say you're
a rank beginner when it comes to animals.
**[10:04] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[10:07] ---**
Bring your hand up from under.
**[10:10] ---**
Cats are afraid of bigger beasties
reaching their hands down from overhead.
**[10:16] ---**
True enough.
**[10:18] ---**
Try bringing your hand up
from below and waiting.
**[10:21] ---**
There you go. Good kitty. Good kitty.
**[10:24] ---**
Whoa!
**[10:26] ---**
See? It's easy when they're used to people.
**[10:30] ---**
Nice...
**[10:32] ---**
It might belong to a family in the neighborhood
or maybe someone's just feeding it.
**[10:38] ---**
You sure know a lot about cats.
**[10:40] ---**
We have cats at home. Two of them!
**[10:43] ---**
Wow, really?
**[10:45] ---**
Want to come by and meet them?
**[10:49] ---**
Mmm...
**[10:50] ---**
I'd like to pet those cats,
but a guy going to a girl's house alone?
**[10:58] ---**
Oh!
**[11:03] ---**
It ran away.
**[11:05] ---**
The sound of those brakes must have spooked it.
Cats hate high-pitched noises.
**[11:11] ---**
It probably lives around
here--you'll see it again.
**[11:15] ---**
Okay, Senpai, let's get to class!
**[11:18] ---**
Whoa!
**[11:20] ---**
I wanted to pet it... just once...
**[11:23] ---**
You're really bummed out!
**[11:25] ---**
Nah. I'm fine.
**[11:27] ---**
I love dogs and cats both,
**[11:30] ---**
but pets aren't allowed at
my parents' place or where I live now.
**[11:33] ---**
I haven't touched many cats...
**[11:38] ---**
Then I'm gonna go catch that one!
**[11:40] ---**
Huh?
**[11:42] ---**
It can't have gone far--and it's so
tame around humans, this might just work!
**[11:46] ---**
You don't have to do that! Hey!
**[11:48] ---**
If I strike out, we'll visit
a cat café one of these days!
**[11:51] ---**
Seriously?!
**[11:56] ---**
*There* you are!
**[11:58] ---**
Hi-*yah*!
**[12:00] ---**
Wait up, kitty cat!
**[12:08] ---**
What happened?!
**[12:09] ---**
Senpai! Bad news! Help!
**[12:12] ---**
What the hell?
**[12:17] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:19] ---**
Hey!
**[12:21] ---**
I'm stuck...
**[12:23] ---**
Put that ass *away*!
**[12:25] ---**
Yee *owch*!
**[12:27] ---**
What's the big idea?!
**[12:28] ---**
S-Sorry! I-It just... slipped out...
**[12:31] ---**
So you *hit* me?
**[12:33] ---**
I saw your pa... pan... your underwear.
I was trying to fix your skirt.
**[12:37] ---**
What?!
**[12:38] ---**
W-Well... okay.
**[12:40] ---**
He saw my undies? Wait: he touched my *butt*!
**[12:44] ---**
Whatever. I'll interrogate him later.
**[12:47] ---**
Look, could you pull me
from behind? Grab my hips.
**[12:53] ---**
Got it.
**[12:57] ---**
Wow, her hips are so slim...
**[13:02] ---**
Whoa! Stop! Stop!
**[13:04] ---**
Huh?
**[13:05] ---**
Uh-oh. My clothes are caught!
**[13:07] ---**
At this rate, there's a pretty
high chance my boobs'll pop out!
**[13:10] ---**
D-Don't say "boobs"!
**[13:13] ---**
First get me away from what I'm caught on,
**[13:15] ---**
then pull a little at a time so nothing tears!
**[13:18] ---**
I'm counting on you! I just bought this outfit!
**[13:20] ---**
Jeez, you're so demanding!
**[13:22] ---**
Are you pulling out, Senpai? Hurry!
**[13:26] ---**
Almost... there... just behave, will you?
**[13:33] ---**
Eh? Huh? Whoa!
**[13:35] ---**
You've got the wrong idea!
**[13:37] ---**
Aren't you done yet?
**[13:43] ---**
For a second there,
I didn't know *what* would happen!
**[13:46] ---**
Thanks, Senpai!
**[13:48] ---**
We can forget about that whole butt thing.
**[13:51] ---**
C'mon, let's get to class!
**[13:54] ---**
I just want to go home.
**[13:56] ---**
Then how about a cat café?
**[14:01] ---**
Maybe next time.
**[14:10] ---**
Eating in the dining hall today, Senpai?
**[14:13] ---**
Uzaki...
**[14:15] ---**
Hmm? What's up?
**[14:17] ---**
It's hard to look her in the eye
after what happened earlier.
**[14:21] ---**
Aha!
**[14:22] ---**
Are you embarrassed to be eating alone?
**[14:25] ---**
What?
**[14:26] ---**
Too bad. I'm eating with my friend today,
so I can't keep you company.
**[14:31] ---**
I know you're lonely, but please don't cry.
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, shut up! I'm eating with a friend!
**[14:39] ---**
Eh? *Huh*?!
**[14:41] ---**
What? Look, you're spilling that like crazy.
**[14:44] ---**
You mean you have a *friend*?!
**[14:46] ---**
That is *outstandingly* rude!
**[14:48] ---**
Oh, man--what now?
I'd better say hi to your friend, huh?
**[14:53] ---**
Who are you, my mother?
**[14:55] ---**
Get lost!
**[14:57] ---**
Idiot.
**[15:05] ---**
Huh?
**[15:12] ---**
What *is* that dummy doing?
**[15:18] ---**
What are *you* lookin' at?
**[15:20] ---**
"Are"
**[15:23] ---**
"You"
**[15:26] ---**
"Okay"
**[15:29] ---**
"Over There?"
**[15:34] ---**
Seriously, what the hell is that idiot doing?
**[15:37] ---**
I just don't get it.
**[15:42] ---**
"Ozaki (Idiot)" "Just now"
"You okay? Not being left out?"
**[15:45] ---**
What is *she* worried about?
**[15:49] ---**
"You worry too much.
Put your phone away at meals. It's bad manners."
**[15:54] ---**
"Fussing about table manners--you
are *such* an old man, lolololol"
**[16:01] ---**
"So, hey, I'm not the only person
you talk to at college, huh?"
**[16:06] ---**
"Just who do you think I am?"
**[16:10] ---**
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
**[16:13] ---**
"Just who do you think I am?"
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
**[16:13] ---**
"I'm gonna smack you"
**[16:15] ---**
"Quit staring at me and *eat*!"
**[16:17] ---**
"But I'm worried about you"
**[16:19] ---**
"*Don't be*!!"
**[16:22] ---**
"And no weird stickers!!"
**[16:25] ---**
"Now my food's cold,
and it's all your fault, idiot!!"
**[16:29] ---**
Your noodles are getting soggy, Hana.
**[16:35] ---**
You shouldn't use your phone at mealtimes.
**[16:38] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[16:41] ---**
Thank you very much. Come again.
**[16:46] ---**
How about a drink after you tidy up, Sakurai?
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, thank you! I'd like that.
**[16:54] ---**
You're about halfway through college life, eh?
**[16:57] ---**
How are you doing on credits?
**[16:59] ---**
They're... They're coming along.
**[17:00] ---**
My daughter took all kinds of credits.
Now she just dawdles around every day.
**[17:06] ---**
It's better that way. I'm jealous!
**[17:10] ---**
Well, it's much better
than regretting it down the road.
**[17:17] ---**
This place is great, all right.
**[17:20] ---**
Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
**[17:23] ---**
The calming aroma of coffee.
**[17:27] ---**
It's almost like time flows more slowly here,
**[17:30] ---**
in this place where you can feel at ease.
**[17:33] ---**
Senpai!
**[17:36] ---**
Hi!
**[17:37] ---**
Not *you* again!
I told you not to come when I'm here!
**[17:40] ---**
Aw, don't be so cold!
**[17:43] ---**
Besides, what's the point if you're not here?
**[17:46] ---**
I couldn't wait a minute more to see you!
**[17:50] ---**
Uh--I--*what*? What are you talking about?!
**[17:54] ---**
I have to resubmit my report--
**[17:56] ---**
please help me!
**[17:58] ---**
Huh?
**[18:00] ---**
Oh... a report, huh?
**[18:03] ---**
You always were good at writing...
**[18:08] ---**
No can do.
**[18:09] ---**
What? Why?!
**[18:10] ---**
Can't you tell? I'm working.
**[18:13] ---**
I'll wait!
**[18:14] ---**
Use that time to do it yourself!
**[18:16] ---**
I don't think I can do it on my own!
**[18:19] ---**
And you got into college, huh?
**[18:21] ---**
C'mon, please help me!
**[18:23] ---**
Look here, you...
**[18:24] ---**
Now, now, Sakurai--
**[18:28] ---**
Your junior is counting on you.
Why, that's adorable!
**[18:31] ---**
We're done here--feel free to
stick around and work on that report.
**[18:35] ---**
Huh?
**[18:35] ---**
Really?!
**[18:37] ---**
We don't have any customers right now.
**[18:41] ---**
It's fun watching the back-and-forth
between these two.
**[18:53] ---**
A little something for my
best employee's junior. On the house.
**[18:59] ---**
You really don't have to do that.
**[19:02] ---**
Hooray! You're so generous, sir!
**[19:05] ---**
First the report, then eat.
**[19:08] ---**
Wow. Strict.
**[19:10] ---**
You're almost done!
**[19:12] ---**
See, this is weird, too.
**[19:13] ---**
"I think"
**[19:14] ---**
"I think" is something
you'd say in grade school.
**[19:18] ---**
Change it to "It's thought"
or "It's considered."
**[19:24] ---**
You're in college.
Quit writing childish sentences.
**[19:27] ---**
Now me, I'd boost the word count with
"Personally speaking, it feels as though XYZ."
**[19:33] ---**
I see...
**[19:35] ---**
Once that's fixed,
all that's left is your closing sentence.
**[19:39] ---**
Write that and be done with it.
**[19:41] ---**
Oh, right! I've been meaning
to ask you something.
**[19:44] ---**
You can't concentrate
to save your soul, can you?
**[19:47] ---**
Can I go to your place?
**[19:50] ---**
Absolutely not.
**[19:52] ---**
That was quick.
**[19:54] ---**
Where'd *that* come from, anyway?
**[19:56] ---**
I just wanna see it!
**[19:58] ---**
"Just" nothing!
**[20:00] ---**
No way will I let my lifestyle be
upended just for your entertainment!
**[20:03] ---**
I won't upend anything! So why can't I?
**[20:06] ---**
Why?! I mean...
**[20:10] ---**
Is she for real?
**[20:13] ---**
I have no reason to let you into my place.
**[20:16] ---**
Sure you do. You said you live alone, right?
**[20:20] ---**
You can save money if I cook,
and you're closer to campus.
**[20:26] ---**
See? There are way more pros than cons!
**[20:29] ---**
Are you serious? Is your cooking even edible?
**[20:33] ---**
What kind of an excuse is that? And yes, it *is*!
**[20:37] ---**
All right, get back to that report.
**[20:43] ---**
Wait, what was that last thing you said?
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
My place is close to campus--and?
**[20:51] ---**
Well, since it's so close, I figure I can sleep in--
**[20:55] ---**
You're not spending the night!
**[20:57] ---**
Th-That's... unbelievable!
**[21:01] ---**
What are you angry about?
**[21:05] ---**
Look, I'm... I'm not angry.
**[21:08] ---**
It's just that... you...
**[21:11] ---**
What is it?
**[21:14] ---**
Letting you in my apartment is one thing...
**[21:17] ---**
It's... not so simple... for a girl...
to be in a guy's room...
**[21:23] ---**
You don't want to?
**[21:25] ---**
Wh... *What*?!
**[21:28] ---**
We can play versus and co-op all night long!
**[21:32] ---**
Eh?
**[21:33] ---**
I know you bought that new game, Senpai!
**[21:37] ---**
You're on my friend list!
**[21:39] ---**
If we stop by after class,
we can play any old day of the week!
**[21:45] ---**
You idiot! Moron! Imbecile!
**[21:49] ---**
What's *that* for?!
**[21:51] ---**
You dummy!
**[21:52] ---**
I can't *believe* you!
**[21:52] ---**
I opened this café for the thrill of
getting a glimpse into all sorts of lives.
**[21:55] ---**
Why exactly am I an idiot?
**[21:57] ---**
Because you *are*!
**[21:58] ---**
But these two are the best--I
could watch them forever.
**[22:02] ---**
If Sakurai quits, the show would be over.
**[22:06] ---**
Maybe I'll give him a raise.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
**[23:39] ---**
# E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03Z22/the-asai-family-wants-to-look-out-for-us)
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Sakurai Shinichi started
working here part-time last year.
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Though he looks a bit fierce,
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he has a serious personality
and attitude toward work,
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and our regulars say good things about him.
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But most of all...
***SIGN*** "Senior at Sakurai's College" "Ami Asai, 21" "Hobby: O̷g̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ People-watching"
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his body is *fine*.
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Whoops.
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That Sakurai's something, all right.
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On closer inspection, he's pretty hunky.
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He looks slim, but he's got
proper muscles under there!
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Sakurai? We're ready to pay.
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Coming!
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I doubt he's noticed, but he has plenty of fans.
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Sakurai, you're so tall! How tall *are* you?
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One hundred eighty centimeters.
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Wow! That's tall, all right!
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Did you play any sports?
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I was in the swim club in high school.
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Wow, really?
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The swim team! Yes! Good question, ma'am!
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And those swimmers...
why, you can see *everything*!
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"You cannot"
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To be learning tidbit after tidbit,
right here at work...
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I'm making such progress!
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Your heart doesn't seem to be in it today, Ami.
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Eh?
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Getting lost in thought is fine and all,
but you *are* on the clock.
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You've got to be careful in this line of work,
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or you'll lose track of all kinds of things.
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Right. I'm sorry.
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I do understand your hobby, though.
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Now go on--clear that open table.
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Okay, Dad.
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Dad may come across as gentle and tasteful,
but he sure is strict with family.
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This won't do. Not when I'm actually
working the same shift as Sakurai!
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Hiya!
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"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
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"Asia Café"
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"Asia Café"
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
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You're here again?
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Don't you have anything better to do?
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I could ask you the same
thing--working on a Sunday!
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Who's this? Who's this? *Who*?
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Hello there, Hana.
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Dad knows her, too?
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Sir! Up top! Yeah!
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Yeah!
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Dad... without a single shred of tastefulness!
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Our peak time's just ended, so there
aren't many customers. Sit wherever you like.
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Okay!
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Um... who's that?
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You mean Uzaki?
She's a sophomore at our college.
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Ah! She's in college!
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Oh, right, Senpai--I have that game you lent me.
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Cool. How was it?
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They're borrowing each other's stuff.
Must be good friends.
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Whew, that final act was a real thrill.
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Here I thought it was
an entirely different game,
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but when I found out it was
kind of a sequel to the last one?
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I got *crazy* goosebumps!
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I know, right?
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I would've been happy playing
a plain old building game,
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but it turned out to be such a find,
I just had to get it out there!
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What's this? They seem like such good friends.
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No--they can't be--
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Oh, those two?
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What's with the chuckle?
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Oh, nothing. Bring her some water, would you?
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Welcome.
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Thanks!
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So, you go to the same college?
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I'm Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
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Oh, really? Then that makes you Senpai's senpai!
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Be right back. I'm going to put this in my bag.
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Sure.
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I'm Hana Uzaki, and I'm a sophomore!
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Now that I get a good look at her...
this girl is *really cute*!
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Then there's her endearing smile...
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She's short, so she has this
"adorable little animal" vibe.
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She's no little animal. Holy... wowsers!
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This girl is a *beast*!
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Come on. Pull yourself together!
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You and Sakurai seem to get along really well.
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Hmm? Oh, yeah, we do!
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How long have you known each other?
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We were in the same club in high school.
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The water on Uzaki's table
is getting pretty low.
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He's *always* been a gloomy
Gus with an evil look in his eyes.
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He was a hard person to get to know.
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Even now, in college, his personality is
no better--he's always doing loner stuff.
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So I'm looking out for him.
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Ah! So that's how it is.
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Huh?
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Well, call me over
when you're ready to order, Hana.
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'Kay!
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Well?
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She's just so *good*.
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You want to stick your nose in their business...
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But we shouldn't interfere...
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Don't you just want to look out for them both?
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I get that.
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Don't you love customer-facing jobs?
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You get to watch all kinds of people
and their lives--like those two.
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It's one of the thrills of this business.
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Uzaki. Water.
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That's *cold*!
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That's *cold*!
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Wh-Where the heck did *you* come from?!
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That's *my* line!
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Customers are supposed to just
sit quietly! *I* was bringing it to *you*!
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Seriously? You haven't even
been treating me like a customer!
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Shut up!
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They put on quite a show, am I right?
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You're telling me.
I've *got* to start taking more shifts!
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Oh, give them a towel.
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What?!
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Senpai's out with a cold?
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Sakurai called this morning.
I made him take the day off.
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First the ice-water drenching yesterday,
then it got so cold last night...
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Well, huh. So much for that
"Oh, yeah--I train" expression.
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He's surprisingly fragile.
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Oh, yeah--I train.
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"Oh, yeah--I train"
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Why doesn't *she* have a cold, then?
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In that case, sir...
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Man, I have been knocked *flat*.
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Did colds always hit this hard?
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Do I need a doctor? Medicine?
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I should eat something first.
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But I can't move.
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Now what?
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What a racket. Who's there? Dammit...
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And me barely managing to get out of bed.
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Hiya!
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Do you really have a cold?
Well, I'm paying you a visit!
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U-Uzaki?
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What... how did you...
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Are you okay, Senpai?!
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Hey, uh... Senpai!
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That must be one bad cold.
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Yeah.
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Well, I've let her into my place after all.
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Who was it? Who told her where I live?
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Oh? Was that wrong?
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Since I know where he lives, I thought
we would play some games or something.
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Now *that's* some misplaced excitement.
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He looks like he's having a really bad time.
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He brags about his stamina,
only to be laid up in bed. Fitting.
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That does it.
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Have you seen a doctor?
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No... can't really move.
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Any medicine?
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Not yet. Haven't bought any.
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Then you haven't eaten, either.
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Oh, well. Leave this to me!
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Uh...
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Oof...
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Going by his symptoms, I'd say *this* one.
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A cold--that calls for leeks!
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Can you sit up, Senpai?
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Yeah.
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Then eat--even if it's only a few bites.
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Wow.
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It was a real production, let me tell you!
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Empty fridge, awkward kitchen...
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Here you go. Say "ah"!
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I-I can feed myself.
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Stop that!
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It's good.
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Right?!
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Honestly... I'm not tasting things
too well right now.
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But... it's probably good.
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"Probably," huh?
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I'll take it.
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Sorry.
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See? My cooking is totally edible.
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Sorry.
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Eating really warmed me up.
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You got a good sweat going on!
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And now?
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Strip!
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I refuse.
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No way! Wipe yourself down and change clothes!
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That sweat? It *stinks*!
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It's fine! I'm just going to
take my medicine and go to sleep!
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Hey! Don't fight me, sickie!
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You've got nice skin, mister. I'll be gentle!
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No weird roleplay!
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Forget feeling self-conscious, now!
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You must be used to going
around half-naked from swim club.
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I'll do the front myself!
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How can being cared for be so tiring?
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Here's your medicine. Take this
and you'll be all better in the morning.
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"Uza-Attack S"
"Colds with Sore Throats"
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But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow,
make sure you see a doctor.
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Got it.
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Is that the time? Already?
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You can go home. I'll be fine.
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I will, once you're asleep.
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I'll put the key in your door's
mail slot so you can rest easy.
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You'd do that?
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It's fine.
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I'll just play games in the meantime.
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Sheesh.
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I'm already laid low, so let me just say...
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You were a huge help today.
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Thanks.
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Come on. That's just how we are.
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Senpai! Senpai!
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How do I beat this bald scissors dude?!
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His shields explode
when I hit 'em with my blade!
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Look, I'll lend you the game
*and* the console--just *go home*!
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I can't go home a *loser*!
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Will you let me *sleep*?!
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Sakurai!
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Ami!
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Is your cold all better?
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Yeah, thanks. Sorry you had to cover my shift.
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It's fine. I was free yesterday anyway.
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Why don't I take one of your shifts, then?
I have to thank you somehow.
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In that case... can you ask Hana to come?
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Huh? Uzaki?
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And now, a toast to Sakurai's recovery!
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Cheers!
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Cheers!
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Thanks.
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Korean barbecue to celebrate my recovery.
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That's... a lot.
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All right! It's all-you-can-eat,
and I'm grilling--so eat up, Senpai!
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Salted tongue! Chuck! Tripe! Skirt!
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H-hey, that's too much!
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Short ribs! Knuckle! Ribeye!
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Let me take my time eating!
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Such energy!
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She really does seem happy
that Sakurai's feeling better.
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Look at you two knock 'em back!
Are beer and liquor really that tasty?
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Uh-huh--especially when paired with good eats.
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Let's go out for drinks when you turn 20, Hana.
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Hooray!
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Now that that's settled, eat up, Senpai!
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You listen here...
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I'm going to hit the restroom.
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I'm glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
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I'm sorry I had to take the day off yesterday.
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Not at all.
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I'm just happy Hana took such good care of you.
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So you *did* tell her where I live.
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And? How'd it go?
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"How"?
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Stop pressuring me while piling
on the finest cuts of meat!
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Just so you know,
it's not like that with me and Uzaki.
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I want to enjoy my quiet solo lifestyle,
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so I don't want people over if I can help it.
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And Uzaki is basically
the polar opposite of quiet.
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So gloomy!
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Way gloomy!
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That's what *you* are, Sakurai.
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And what's wrong with that?!
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They've really had a lot to drink...
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Besides...
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Uzaki may be my trusted junior,
but she's still a girl.
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If rumors start at school about
her coming to my place all the time,
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it'd only make unnecessary trouble for her.
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I live near campus--someone could see her.
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Th-This is getting complicated!
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I had an inkling, but this? This is a pain!
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I was fully aware, but still... still!
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Dad.
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Right. This'll only get juicier
if we just let it be.
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It's like coffee, Ami.
Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed...
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Let's be patient and
watch over these two for now.
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Yes--until we get that rich, deep flavor.
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Whatcha been talkin' about?
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Huh? Oh, um...
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Oh, tomorrow's work.
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That's right.
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Aha!
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We'll be getting in a shipment of beans
and other heavy packages.
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Can you come in a little early, Sakurai?
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Sure thing, Ami.
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Thanks! It'll be so helpful
to have another man around.
**[16:42] ---**
Wait, what was going on just
now--between you and your dad?
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Hmm... Psyching ourselves up?
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Psyching--huh? What's wrong, Uzaki?
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I see you call Ami by her first name.
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Huh?
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If I use her last name,
she'll get mixed up with her father.
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Hmm. If you say so.
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Hey, uh, I was really careful grilling that.
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Come on!
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Wait, uh... Uzaki!
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Mmm! Perfect with a side of rice!
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Why the hell would Uzaki want to meet me here?
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She *did* start acting weird
in the middle of that dinner...
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Did I do something to tick her off?
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Senpai.
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Huh?
**[17:49] ---**
Eh?
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"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
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Keep your eye on this five-yen coin.
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You're getting very sleepy--*very* sleepy...
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"5 Yen"
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Hypnosis? Now what's she trying to pull?
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You will do what I say--do what I say...
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I don't know what she's after,
but she *did* take care of me earlier...
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Oh, well. I'll play along.
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Wow, I sure am feeling sleepy.
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All right! Simple people really
*are* the easiest to hypnotize!
**[18:27] ---**
Who are you calling "simple," dammit?
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Okay, then, Senpai!
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Here we go. I just hope it's nothing unreasonable.
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Call me by my first name!
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Huh? Is that it?
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*That's* what she hypnotized me for?
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She's waiting for it. I guess I have to.
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Ha... Ha... Ha...
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Ha...?
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This is a little embarrassing.
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Ha... Hani.
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Huh? That's not it.
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Hanu.
**[18:57] ---**
No.
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Hane.
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Not that.
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Hano.
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Are you doing this on purpose?
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Dammit!
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Hana.
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Again!
**[19:13] ---**
Hana.
**[19:13] ---**
Again!
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Hana.
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Yes! Again!
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Hana.
**[19:19] ---**
Again!
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Couple of love-dummies.
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Hana.
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Love-dumb, huh?
**[19:21] ---**
Again!
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Love-dumb.
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Hana.
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So that's how it works.
I'm pretty happy with it!
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It went so well--I might just
have a knack for hypnosis!
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No way.
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But if that's all it takes to make her happy...
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Okay! Next...
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"Next"?
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Let's have you buy me something to drink!
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Yes.
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And ice cream from the convenience store!
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Hey, now.
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I can have you buy me lunch at the dining hall!
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Don't...
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Oh! And you can buy me
the latest VR setup, too--
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Ow!
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Don't push your luck!
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No fair pretending to be hypnotized!
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Says the girl making demands
of a hypnotized guy!
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What are you trying to accomplish?!
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I mean...
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You call Ami by her first name, right?
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I've known you for a pretty long time,
and I just get "Hey" and "Look here."
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Rude way to treat someone, don't you think?
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I see. I didn't even realize
that I'd made you feel bad.
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I apologize for that. I'm sorry.
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But I'm kind of, uh... I'm uncomfortable
calling girls by their first names.
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Ami told me to call her that for work,
and I've been doing my best, but...
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Please, just... not that.
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That's fine, then. I don't want
to force you, poor gloomy thing.
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Thanks.
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"5 Yen"
**[21:02] ---**
Still, hypnotizing with a
five-yen coin in this day and age?
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No way is *that* gonna work. Right?
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Guh...
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It worked! Are you kidding me?!
You must have zero resistance!
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Hey! C'mon!
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Buh...
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How do I put her back?!
**[21:19] ---**
"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
**[21:20] ---**
It's gotta be in here somewhere!
**[21:23] ---**
Uzaki!
**[21:23] ---**
Uzaki is floating in the sky.
**[22:57] ---**
"5 Yen"
**[22:59] ---**
It's not working.
**[23:01] ---**
I *told* you: I'm not hypnotized!
**[23:05] ---**
It's truly frightening that you can't remember.
**[23:08] ---**
Look, I'm not hypnotized, all right?
It'd be a big deal if I were!
**[23:12] ---**
Why do you sound ticked off?
**[23:15] ---**
I'm *not* ticked off.
**[23:17] ---**
Dad... could this be?
**[23:19] ---**
Yes...
**[23:20] ---**
They say you can't hypnotize
someone who doesn't trust you.
**[23:25] ---**
Which means these two...
**[23:27] ---**
It certainly looks that way.
**[23:31] ---**
Let's not tell them. It's too amusing.
**[23:33] ---**
If I were ticked off, it'd be a big deal.
**[23:35] ---**
You really suck at this!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
**[23:39] ---**
# E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVXN7X/i-want-to-hang-out-together-over-the-holiday)
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**[00:07] ---**
Sakurai, we'll be taking a family trip
to a hot spring over Golden Week.
**[00:12] ---**
You'll have that time off.
**[00:14] ---**
Why not take advantage of all those
public holidays and go somewhere yourself?
**[00:19] ---**
Huh...
**[00:23] ---**
That's what she suggested, anyway.
**[00:26] ---**
But I've been playing video games
for 72 hours straight since then.
**[00:31] ---**
Oh, so this is the last of them?
**[00:34] ---**
Here goes!
**[00:43] ---**
That unnecessary rhythmic flourish...
**[00:51] ---**
Hi there, Senpai!
**[00:54] ---**
I *knew* it.
**[01:04] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
**[02:28] ---**
Are you free today?
I mean, you totally are, right?
**[02:32] ---**
This popping over unannounced is a bit much.
**[02:35] ---**
Well, you're off work, and I figured
a loner like you would be home gaming
**[02:38] ---**
instead of going anywhere.
**[02:40] ---**
And I was right!
**[02:42] ---**
I'm speechless.
**[02:44] ---**
So instead I stopped by to hang out
with you, my senior and my friend!
**[02:48] ---**
Great news, right?
**[02:50] ---**
Knock off that weirdly
superior tone--it's infuriating.
**[02:53] ---**
And so...
**[02:55] ---**
Wanna play Doramon Go?
**[02:57] ---**
That's still a game!
**[02:59] ---**
There's a big spawning event during Golden Week.
**[03:02] ---**
Let's catch 'em all--together!
**[03:05] ---**
I have the app.
**[03:07] ---**
Buuut?
**[03:10] ---**
But I was too embarrassed to play alone.
**[03:13] ---**
Right? Man, I can read you like a book!
**[03:17] ---**
Why'd you turn it off?!
**[03:19] ---**
We can play together!
**[03:22] ---**
Talk about a major drag.
Then again, it *is* a holiday week...
**[03:27] ---**
C'mon, Senpai...
**[03:34] ---**
I'm about to die of boredom,
so sure--count me in.
**[03:37] ---**
Hooray!
**[03:43] ---**
I found a Lousy Cat!
**[03:46] ---**
Check this out, Senpai!
**[03:48] ---**
Eh?
**[03:50] ---**
Your face looks awful.
**[03:54] ---**
Too much gaming.
**[03:56] ---**
It's one thing to be all scowly,
but walking around with that face?
**[04:00] ---**
Someone's gonna report you.
**[04:01] ---**
Will you stop backing away like that?
**[04:04] ---**
Sheesh.
**[04:06] ---**
Hey, you sure are catching a lot!
**[04:08] ---**
"Gorilla"
**[04:09] ---**
And all Gorillas.
**[04:10] ---**
They keep popping up.
**[04:13] ---**
Ugh, my eyes hurt. Can't look at the screen.
**[04:17] ---**
Oh! Then let's go buy you some glasses!
**[04:26] ---**
Welcome.
**[04:28] ---**
Hey, is that Ami?
**[04:31] ---**
Oh, my!
**[04:32] ---**
Fancy running into you two!
**[04:35] ---**
I see. So your eyes hurt
from playing games too much.
**[04:38] ---**
If this keeps up,
he'll be Doramon Go-ing to lockup.
**[04:41] ---**
I'll give *you* "lockup."
**[04:44] ---**
So you played games the entire time
we were at the hot spring, Sakurai?
**[04:49] ---**
Sorry.
**[04:50] ---**
And he'd probably *still* be holed up
playing games if *I* hadn't come along!
**[04:55] ---**
I can't deny that.
**[04:57] ---**
Hey, I know!
**[04:58] ---**
Since she's here and all, why don't
you ask Ami to be your glassistant?
**[05:02] ---**
My glassistant?
**[05:04] ---**
Is there something you're looking for?
**[05:06] ---**
Yeah, the loner indoorsman
game-addict here needs those things:
**[05:09] ---**
"Protect Your Eyes from Blue Light!"
**[05:10] ---**
Computer glasses!
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, the ones that cut down
on blue light from LCD displays.
**[05:16] ---**
These are supposed to keep
your eyes from getting tired.
**[05:19] ---**
I've always wanted a pair myself!
**[05:21] ---**
Hmm. Might be good for long gaming sessions.
**[05:26] ---**
Huh! The lenses are a faint yellow.
**[05:29] ---**
So they're like thin sunglasses, eh?
**[05:34] ---**
You look good in glasses, Senpai!
**[05:36] ---**
Yes! You do!
**[05:37] ---**
Eh?
**[05:39] ---**
How about these?
**[05:41] ---**
Hmm?
**[05:42] ---**
Oh, nice! Should we try some others?
**[05:45] ---**
Totally!
**[05:46] ---**
Ooh, which ones?
**[05:46] ---**
How about these?
**[05:48] ---**
Like I'm some kind of toy.
**[05:51] ---**
Those are *perfect*!
**[05:54] ---**
R-Really?
**[05:55] ---**
Yes! They hide your glare-mug
so you look like a normal person!
**[05:59] ---**
Who says I have a glare-mug?!
**[06:02] ---**
You should probably wear
those at work and school, too!
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[06:06] ---**
Then how about these?
**[06:12] ---**
Where'd you find *those*?
**[06:14] ---**
Do *you* have to play around with me, too, Ami?
**[06:18] ---**
Oh, wow, that is too much. Can I take a picture?
**[06:20] ---**
No, you can't!
**[06:22] ---**
Look this way... no, don't.
**[06:25] ---**
I keep laughing... my phone's shaking!
**[06:29] ---**
Knock it off!
**[06:30] ---**
Dammit...
**[06:31] ---**
Try, uh, try these on next, Senpai!
**[06:36] ---**
You're laughing already!
**[06:40] ---**
They work with your natural fierce expression
to make you look like a mafioso!
**[06:45] ---**
Like you'd assassinate someone
with a long piece of wire!
**[06:49] ---**
Or like you're dominating
some criminal underworld!
**[06:52] ---**
Oh!
**[06:53] ---**
Throw on a white coat,
and you could be a mad scientist!
**[06:57] ---**
Want to?
**[06:58] ---**
I do *not*!
**[07:00] ---**
What shelf were these on? I'm putting them back!
**[07:02] ---**
Just once, Senpai--just one time!
**[07:05] ---**
Brush your hair back with
those little round glasses on!
**[07:09] ---**
Just once, I swear!
**[07:10] ---**
You'll turn into an
embarrassingly tropey character!
**[07:14] ---**
What is it you *want* from me?
**[07:17] ---**
Sorry, sorry! Try this last pair on.
**[07:20] ---**
These were a serious choice.
**[07:23] ---**
Okay?
**[07:24] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[07:30] ---**
Now make a fist.
**[07:32] ---**
Raise your arm.
**[07:34] ---**
Open your mouth a little.
**[07:36] ---**
Ayyyyy-oh!
**[07:44] ---**
Oh, man, that was funny!
**[07:46] ---**
You'd better pick out
your own glasses there, Hana.
**[07:49] ---**
Hey, right!
**[07:51] ---**
What'll it be?
**[07:53] ---**
Gee, which ones?
**[07:53] ---**
These are nice.
**[07:56] ---**
I do like a pink frame...
**[07:59] ---**
But it's gotta be red!
**[08:01] ---**
Ooh, yeah!
**[08:04] ---**
Check it out, Sakurai.
Doesn't Hana look good in glasses?
**[08:12] ---**
Whaddya think?
**[08:21] ---**
You look dumber, strangely enough.
**[08:23] ---**
"Strangely enough"?!
**[08:24] ---**
Hey, I was complimenting you earlier!
**[08:27] ---**
Then you called me a mafioso!
That makes it a wash, you big dummy!
**[08:31] ---**
Picky, picky!
That's what you are--you know that?
**[08:35] ---**
*You're* the one who has to
watch what she says and does!
**[08:38] ---**
Well, *you're* the one who's always angry!
**[08:41] ---**
Shut up! You asked for it, moron!
**[08:43] ---**
Only a moron calls someone a moron, moron!
**[08:46] ---**
You just said it yourself, moron!
**[08:48] ---**
Moron!
**[08:49] ---**
Well, you said it first, moron! Moron! Moron!
**[08:52] ---**
Are they all right?
**[08:54] ---**
Uh-huh. They're always like that.
**[09:02] ---**
I missed out on getting glasses,
and it's all your fault.
**[09:07] ---**
Ooh! Got a Lousy Cat Dandy!
**[09:09] ---**
*You* just *had* to start something.
**[09:13] ---**
Another Gorilla.
**[09:15] ---**
Don't dump the blame on me
just 'cause you're older.
**[09:18] ---**
That's power harassment.
**[09:20] ---**
Hey, I got a Lousy Cat Genius this time!
**[09:23] ---**
Clearly it's *your* fault, because *you* started it.
**[09:28] ---**
Nothing but Gorillas.
**[09:31] ---**
See, *your* problem is--
**[09:37] ---**
Thanks.
**[09:39] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[09:42] ---**
Nechst Station. Nechst Station.
**[09:47] ---**
Lot of people getting on.
**[09:49] ---**
But with this game, the more people
around you, the higher the monster spawn rate.
**[09:55] ---**
See? A Lousy Cat Cyborg!
**[09:57] ---**
Still Gorillas here.
**[09:59] ---**
Just how much do you like gorillas?
**[10:01] ---**
I don't. *They* like *me*.
**[10:05] ---**
Well, as long as we get where we're going.
**[10:12] ---**
Andenechst Station.
**[10:15] ---**
Andefallo-Wing Station.
**[10:18] ---**
Now it's crazy crowded.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, right--there's a soccer match
at a nearby stadium.
**[10:23] ---**
That explains it.
**[10:28] ---**
Pardon me, huh-huh.
**[10:35] ---**
S-Something incredibly soft...
**[10:38] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[10:41] ---**
It's okay. Can't really help it in all this.
**[10:44] ---**
This is bad--and at this rate,
it'll get *really* bad!
**[10:48] ---**
I can't budge!
**[10:50] ---**
Am I just going to have to grin and bear it?
**[10:55] ---**
Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
**[10:59] ---**
Think of something else
and pull yourself together!
**[11:03] ---**
S-Senpai?
**[11:05] ---**
It's n-nothing.
**[11:07] ---**
What's *that* doing here?!
**[11:09] ---**
Gotta get my mind on something else, pronto...
**[11:11] ---**
"When Your Chest's Tight and
Your Heart Won't Stop Pounding"
**[11:14] ---**
Senpai?
**[11:15] ---**
I am *fine*. I'm fine.
**[11:19] ---**
There are traps everywhere I turn!
**[11:21] ---**
I see nothing. I hear nothing.
**[11:25] ---**
I turn my consciousness inward.
**[11:27] ---**
What's wrong with him?
He got so quiet all of a sudden.
**[11:31] ---**
Oh--his eyelashes are really long.
**[11:34] ---**
His face is *so close*!
**[11:36] ---**
Picture it--now! A clear blue sky!
**[11:39] ---**
This is like one of those
wall-pound things, huh? Ha ha...
**[11:44] ---**
A vast field, stretching
as far as the eye can see!
**[11:46] ---**
Isn't your arm tired? Don't overdo it.
**[11:51] ---**
Crystal-clear, unclouded water,
its surface like a mirror!
**[11:56] ---**
Say something...
**[11:58] ---**
I can do this. I can make it through!
**[12:07] ---**
With my eyes closed and my ears dulled,
my other senses are heighten--
**[12:20] ---**
Hey, uh, Senpai... Thanks for earli--
**[12:24] ---**
Eh?
**[12:27] ---**
Senpai!
**[12:29] ---**
Is he out cold--on his feet?
**[12:33] ---**
The door is closing.
**[12:34] ---**
Hey! This is our stop!
**[12:37] ---**
Senpai? Senpai!
**[12:44] ---**
Now... Now what?
**[12:54] ---**
Where am I?
**[12:57] ---**
Wait--what time is it?
**[12:59] ---**
Oh.
***SIGN*** "Received Calls" "Uzaki Uzaki Uzaki"
**[13:01] ---**
I got a ton of calls from Uzaki.
**[13:06] ---**
And... one of these.
**[13:11] ---**
So *that's* what happened during...
**[13:15] ---**
...during Golden Week?
**[13:17] ---**
Yes.
**[13:19] ---**
No laughing.
**[13:21] ---**
And?
**[13:23] ---**
And nothing.
**[13:24] ---**
I blacked out before it got to that point.
**[13:27] ---**
What?
**[13:28] ---**
If *she* made me feel that way,
I figured I'd be better off unconscious!
**[13:33] ---**
I see.
**[13:35] ---**
Wait, can he just turn his
consciousness off and on at will?
**[13:39] ---**
What is he, a ninja? Spooky.
**[13:41] ---**
Well, don't worry too much about it.
**[13:45] ---**
You're young--you should be more carefree.
**[13:49] ---**
I mean, I'm sure my Ami
is hanging out with boys.
**[13:54] ---**
With boys?
**[13:57] ---**
No, not at all.
**[13:58] ---**
See? Not at all!
**[14:00] ---**
Not at all? Really?
**[14:02] ---**
Yes, really.
**[14:03] ---**
What?!
**[14:05] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:06] ---**
Why are you apologizing?
**[14:09] ---**
Huh!
**[14:11] ---**
To think something so hilar--er,
terrible happened to you afterward!
**[14:17] ---**
You were going to say "hilarious"!
**[14:19] ---**
That was unfortunate.
**[14:21] ---**
Yeah, well.
**[14:23] ---**
Follow up with Hana.
**[14:25] ---**
After all, she's the one who invited you along.
**[14:30] ---**
Yeah... I guess you're right.
**[14:43] ---**
I don't know what's going on,
but I'm not going to engage. Too much trouble.
**[14:48] ---**
Listen to this, Senpai.
**[14:52] ---**
*She's* engaging *me*.
**[14:54] ---**
Did something happen?
**[14:56] ---**
I was looking at the calendar when it hit me.
**[14:59] ---**
Yeah?
**[15:00] ---**
There are no holidays in June.
**[15:03] ---**
And *that's* why you're so down?!
**[15:05] ---**
You've still got weekends off.
**[15:08] ---**
But the more and longer breaks
the better, don't you think?
**[15:13] ---**
Greedy much?
**[15:14] ---**
A three-day break really winds you up!
**[15:17] ---**
Besides, I get depressed thinking
about this weather sticking around
**[15:21] ---**
for another month.
**[15:23] ---**
Sure. But after the rainy
season comes summer break.
**[15:27] ---**
But not before exams.
**[15:31] ---**
I wanna go have fun!
**[15:36] ---**
Let's do that, then.
**[15:39] ---**
How about next weekend?
**[15:41] ---**
You mean it?!
**[15:43] ---**
Don't startle me!
**[15:44] ---**
*You* startled *me*!
**[15:46] ---**
This same old loner of a senior,
suggesting we go somewhere?
**[15:49] ---**
Hell must be frozen over! Completely frozen over!
And now I know why it's raining!
**[15:53] ---**
Because *you* say such weird stuff! Ugh!
**[15:56] ---**
Calm down!
**[15:58] ---**
I can't make heads or tails
of this mixed-up conversation!
**[16:01] ---**
If it doesn't work for you, then never mind.
**[16:03] ---**
I'll go!
**[16:04] ---**
Well... good.
**[16:06] ---**
So... is there someplace you had in mind?
**[16:10] ---**
I know: How about an outing by train?
**[16:20] ---**
Senpai, your face is all red.
**[16:23] ---**
It's nothing. No trains.
**[16:25] ---**
Then do you mind if I just
throw something together?
**[16:28] ---**
Please do.
**[16:30] ---**
Got it! I can't wait!
**[16:34] ---**
That's one frightening laugh.
**[16:36] ---**
Still, it's not every day that *you* invite *me*.
**[16:39] ---**
Yeah, well, I felt bad for what
happened over Golden Week.
**[16:46] ---**
Senpai...
**[16:47] ---**
And when I told Ami,
she said I should follow up with you.
**[16:52] ---**
Huh? Are you mad?
**[16:55] ---**
I'm not mad.
**[16:57] ---**
You totally are.
**[16:59] ---**
Not in the slightest.
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, come on.
**[17:02] ---**
Look, if I were mad, it'd be a big deal!
**[17:05] ---**
What the hell?
**[17:13] ---**
It's pouring. Forget going out in this.
**[17:18] ---**
I hope she's still home...
**[17:26] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[17:26] ---**
I was just about to call you.
**[17:30] ---**
I figured if it was gonna rain anyway,
I may as well play games at your place.
**[17:34] ---**
I thought I'd cook, so I did a little shopping,
and it started raining harder...
**[17:40] ---**
By the time I left the supermarket,
it was a total disaster.
**[17:43] ---**
I appreciate the sentiment,
but don't go overboard.
**[17:46] ---**
Can I borrow your shower?
Oh... and a change of clothes.
**[17:50] ---**
Aw, I shouldn't have worn my favorite shirt.
**[17:55] ---**
Care to join me?
**[17:57] ---**
Go already!
**[18:00] ---**
Honestly.
**[18:05] ---**
Whoa! I'm soaked clear through to my undies!
**[18:08] ---**
Ugh! TMI!
**[18:18] ---**
This shirt is *ginormous*!
**[18:20] ---**
I'll just get lunch started
before we start playing.
**[18:23] ---**
Hey, uh, thanks.
**[18:25] ---**
Ta-da!
**[18:26] ---**
You don't have any good cookware,
so I'm giving you my old pot.
**[18:31] ---**
That's incredibly nice of you. I appreciate it.
**[18:36] ---**
"Uza Curry" "Beef"
**[18:36] ---**
First...
**[18:38] ---**
Need help?
**[18:40] ---**
You're no cook. How about washing these veggies?
**[18:44] ---**
Yeah, sure.
**[18:46] ---**
You're awfully obedient today, Senpai.
**[18:49] ---**
It's just that everything's been
going wrong for you today, so...
**[18:55] ---**
It's fine--I'm a good cook.
**[18:59] ---**
You said you couldn't taste the porridge
I made for you when you were sick,
**[19:04] ---**
so there's a little score-settling in the mix.
**[19:06] ---**
I'm really sorry I said that.
**[19:09] ---**
My cooking will have your
unsophisticated palate *moaning*!
**[19:14] ---**
Again, you've gone a step too far.
**[19:20] ---**
What game do you want to play?
**[19:22] ---**
Oh! You downloaded Meowcraft! Let's play that!
**[19:29] ---**
Let's work together to build
something totally out-there!
**[19:33] ---**
This is too perfect a way for
a college student to waste a day off.
**[19:42] ---**
Ah, whatever.
**[19:45] ---**
Ready to be a useless college student?
**[19:47] ---**
I mean, you've been one all along.
**[19:50] ---**
Back off!
**[20:16] ---**
Phew! That was fun!
**[20:21] ---**
I guess it was asking too much
to finish our build in one day.
**[20:25] ---**
It *did* get torn down a few times.
**[20:27] ---**
We can just work on it
the next time you're over.
**[20:30] ---**
The... next time?
**[20:34] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:37] ---**
Yeah!
**[20:40] ---**
Enough with the scary laugh!
**[20:47] ---**
Put the curry pot in
the fridge just like that, 'kay?
**[20:52] ---**
Will do.
**[20:54] ---**
It'll taste even better after sitting overnight.
**[20:58] ---**
You know, I've heard that. Is it true?
**[21:01] ---**
Let it sit overnight and the roux
soaks into the meat and veggies,
**[21:05] ---**
which release their umami components--amino
acids, sugars--into the roux!
**[21:09] ---**
That's how you get a richer
umami flavor all through the curry.
**[21:12] ---**
I'm sorry I asked.
**[21:15] ---**
I'm looking forward to it.
**[21:17] ---**
Good!
**[21:19] ---**
Though today's was already plenty good.
**[21:24] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:28] ---**
You said "the next time"... How about tomorrow?
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, to pick up where we left off today?
Sure. God knows I'm free.
**[21:40] ---**
Hooray!
**[21:45] ---**
Then let's hang out again, okay?
**[21:49] ---**
Yep.
**[21:51] ---**
Um... wait--what?
**[21:55] ---**
Sorry. I seem to have
left my pass at your place.
**[22:02] ---**
You're *so* disorganized.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend`s Business!"
# E5 - I Want to Meddle in My Friend's Business!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG94DP/i-want-to-meddle-in-my-friends-business)
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**[00:13] ---**
Summer already, huh?
**[00:18] ---**
Senpai!
**[00:24] ---**
It's that sweaty time of year again!
**[00:27] ---**
You're too hyper, that's all.
**[00:30] ---**
Hey, hey, Senpai?
**[00:31] ---**
What?
**[00:32] ---**
Can I come over to your place today?
**[00:36] ---**
Today? Again?
**[00:38] ---**
I'm just really worried you'll build
more of Uzaki Hills without me!
**[00:44] ---**
I so won't.
**[00:46] ---**
Creepy old tower.
Looks like an evil emperor's hangout.
**[00:49] ---**
An evil emperor's hangout? No way!
**[00:52] ---**
That's my dream house,
stuffed full of my perfect ideals!
**[00:55] ---**
You'd set up a lava trap at your own house?!
**[00:58] ---**
Oh, that?
**[00:59] ---**
*That* is so you can always come by and visit!
**[01:03] ---**
What, you want to trap me?
**[01:05] ---**
Trap you? Why, I never! How rude!
**[01:08] ---**
With the lava! What else could I mean?
**[01:19] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:42] ---**
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend's Business!"
**[02:55] ---**
What are you doing out there, kitty?
**[03:00] ---**
I'll rescue you.
Stay right there and be a good kitty.
**[03:06] ---**
Almost there...
**[03:10] ---**
It's all right.
**[03:14] ---**
Hey!
**[03:18] ---**
No!
**[03:25] ---**
A dream? I was... dreaming?
**[03:28] ---**
Well, yeah.
**[03:30] ---**
Must've nodded off, then woke up in a panic.
That hasn't happened in a while.
**[03:36] ---**
If anyone saw that...
**[03:46] ---**
It had to be her--and only
at the worst possible times!
**[03:50] ---**
Turn around! We're in the middle of class!
**[03:54] ---**
Hey, hey, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
**[03:57] ---**
Were you dreaming of falling from a high place?
You totally jolted awake!
**[04:02] ---**
Don't be nodding off, now!
**[04:04] ---**
To think I was a witness to the big moment!
**[04:08] ---**
*God*, you bug me!
**[04:10] ---**
Be quiet. Class has started!
**[04:13] ---**
Whoopsie!
**[04:15] ---**
Are you familiar with dream interpretation?
**[04:19] ---**
It holds that the content of
one's dreams reveal one's mental state.
**[04:23] ---**
Dreams of falling from a height, for example,
**[04:26] ---**
indicate deep-seated feelings of anxiety,
**[04:29] ---**
while vague unease about
one's career or personal prospects...
**[04:30] ---**
Oh, you're anxious, Senpai?
**[04:32] ---**
Don't worry--you can tell me anything.
**[04:36] ---**
Shut up.
**[04:37] ---**
Dreaming of falling when one is in
high spirits or getting carried away
**[04:43] ---**
can also be interpreted as a warning
to put one's feet on the ground,
**[04:45] ---**
Getting carried away there, Senpai?
**[04:47] ---**
Shut *up*, I said!
**[04:47] ---**
a subconscious dissatisfaction
with the action or attitude responsible.
**[04:50] ---**
Quit getting so excited!
Get those feet on the *ground*!
**[04:54] ---**
Look who's talking!
**[04:59] ---**
Talk about a timely lecture! Too funny!
**[05:04] ---**
Really laid bare your deepest psyche, huh?
**[05:08] ---**
Can it. Besides, I'm not a kid--
I don't believe in that stuff.
**[05:13] ---**
Maybe it *was* a little juvenile...
**[05:16] ---**
Well, *I'm* more of a believer.
**[05:18] ---**
Psychological tests, blood-type fortunes...
**[05:21] ---**
Superstition, all of it.
That's not what psychology is about.
**[05:26] ---**
Sure, you *say* that, but are you
sure you're not just acting tough?
**[05:30] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[05:31] ---**
But psychologically speaking--
**[05:34] ---**
Uh-oh... I'm--
**[05:37] ---**
Watch out! What are you doing, idiot?
**[05:40] ---**
Nice catch, Senpai. That was scary!
**[05:43] ---**
That's what happens when
you're focused on riling someone up
**[05:46] ---**
instead of watching your step.
**[05:48] ---**
Be careful, dummy!
**[05:50] ---**
Which reminds me...
**[05:52] ---**
Of what?
**[05:54] ---**
People who trip down stairs
can develop climacophobia,
**[05:57] ---**
the fear of descending stairs.
**[05:59] ---**
Uh, what? Where'd this
come from all of a sudden?
**[06:03] ---**
It's a psychological aftershock.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh?
**[06:06] ---**
It's also known as "the stair yips."
**[06:08] ---**
You're navigating stairs as usual, until one day
**[06:11] ---**
you just can't go down them smoothly,
or you tumble down them--
**[06:15] ---**
until at last, you're scared
of the very stairs themselves.
**[06:19] ---**
Stop that!
**[06:20] ---**
That's terrifying!
**[06:26] ---**
Aw!
**[06:27] ---**
C'mon, why not?
**[06:29] ---**
Ah!
**[06:31] ---**
'Cause I have plans with *that* guy.
**[06:36] ---**
Maybe next time, okay?
**[06:38] ---**
Aw!
**[06:40] ---**
You showed up at the perfect time, Sak.
Those girls are *relentless*!
**[06:44] ---**
What gives, Itsuhito? You running away?
**[06:47] ---**
"Itsuhito Sakaki, 21 - College Junior"
**[06:48] ---**
It's honestly not much fun going drinking
with that bunch. We just don't click.
**[06:53] ---**
Huh.
**[06:55] ---**
So many people drink way too much.
**[06:57] ---**
*I* prefer a more stylish approach
to enjoying alcohol.
**[07:00] ---**
In the end, sober me is left
to clean up the mess.
**[07:04] ---**
Yeah, I'm not into that, either.
**[07:06] ---**
There goes Sakaki. Aren't we going after him?
**[07:10] ---**
Hmm... But that other guy's a little scary.
**[07:13] ---**
I get that.
**[07:15] ---**
It's the eyes.
**[07:16] ---**
Yeah--the eyes.
**[07:18] ---**
Those two are together a lot. Are they friends?
**[07:25] ---**
Hey, it feels like I barely saw
you around at all last month.
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, I popped over to Okinawa.
**[07:32] ---**
Okinawa?! It's not even summer break!
**[07:35] ---**
I just had this sudden urge
to see that gorgeous ocean.
**[07:38] ---**
*He's* living free and easy.
**[07:40] ---**
What about you, Sak?
Anything happen while I was gone?
**[07:47] ---**
Nope.
**[07:52] ---**
Well...
**[07:54] ---**
It's just... hmm... What even *was* that?
**[07:58] ---**
My days were... hard to describe.
**[08:01] ---**
What the hell?
**[08:03] ---**
Life was ordinary enough, generally speaking.
**[08:06] ---**
I went to classes,
worked my job, played games and stuff...
**[08:10] ---**
Kept pretty busy.
**[08:14] ---**
Enough! Will you go hog wild just *once*?!
**[08:17] ---**
I've been hanging out with you
for three years. Your life is *dull*!
**[08:22] ---**
It's depressing just hearing about it!
**[08:24] ---**
Only four years of college,
and you're wasting it! *Enjoy* it!
**[08:27] ---**
Get a girlfriend!
**[08:28] ---**
You always say that.
**[08:33] ---**
This is no time to be drinking!
**[08:34] ---**
What the--? You gave it to me!
**[08:36] ---**
Shut up! Jerks like you
who waste their youth are insufferable!
**[08:40] ---**
Hey, Senpai!
**[08:42] ---**
*There* you are!
**[08:45] ---**
Huh?
**[08:46] ---**
Might this person be...
**[08:48] ---**
Wait--could he be--your... friend?
**[08:52] ---**
Yeah, that's right.
**[08:53] ---**
*What*?!
**[08:56] ---**
So you... you really *did* have a friend.
**[09:02] ---**
You did talk him up sometimes...
**[09:04] ---**
...but I thought he was imaginary.
**[09:08] ---**
You saw me eating with him in the dining hall!
**[09:12] ---**
I thought maybe you were
pretending he was your friend.
**[09:17] ---**
I'm so happy... Oh, I really am so glad...
**[09:21] ---**
Wait--you were seriously worried about me?!
**[09:23] ---**
Quit looking at me like that!
**[09:26] ---**
Oh, right. You're that girl
who's with Sak now and then.
**[09:29] ---**
I'm a junior, like him. Name's Sakaki--pleasure.
**[09:31] ---**
Hana Uzaki, sophomore!
**[09:33] ---**
Senpai is a hardcore gloomlord,
but I hope you'll get along well together.
**[09:37] ---**
Who even *are* you to me?
**[09:39] ---**
Don't you worry, Senpai--
I'll still keep hanging out with you.
**[09:44] ---**
So where are we going to go after class today?
**[09:46] ---**
Why are you saying that like
my schedule's already booked?
**[09:50] ---**
I said I was going
to hang out at your place today.
**[09:53] ---**
You want to come over again today? Seriously?
**[09:55] ---**
I mean, if you're always hanging out
with your one male friend, people'll talk.
**[10:00] ---**
They'll make fanart outta you!
**[10:02] ---**
Who exactly are you worried about?
Do you even know what that means?
**[10:06] ---**
And don't assume, amid all this nonsense,
that I only have one male friend.
**[10:10] ---**
Now, now--you don't have to show off.
**[10:12] ---**
I'm *not*!
**[10:13] ---**
So *that's* how it is.
**[10:14] ---**
No, really--it's fine!
**[10:16] ---**
Whoops! Well, I've got another class.
**[10:20] ---**
Get to it.
**[10:23] ---**
She's a nice girl.
**[10:24] ---**
Sometimes.
**[10:27] ---**
Oh, Sak...
**[10:28] ---**
It's not like that.
**[10:30] ---**
Don't worry; I get it. Just leave it to me.
**[10:33] ---**
Huh?
**[10:34] ---**
You've found love at long last!
**[10:37] ---**
You don't get it at all!
**[10:39] ---**
Don't be bashful!
I'm your wingman--I've got your back!
**[10:42] ---**
Ugh! Another giant pain in the ass!
**[10:46] ---**
What sort of situation are you after?
Romantic? Erotic?
**[10:46] ---**
"Summer Romance Watermelon"
"Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold"
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, this is going to be one fun summer!
**[11:00] ---**
Yes!
**[11:01] ---**
Ah, dammit.
**[11:03] ---**
Hey, you two.
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, hi.
**[11:06] ---**
Hey.
**[11:08] ---**
So how long have you known each other?
**[11:11] ---**
She was my junior in high school.
**[11:13] ---**
We were in the same club.
**[11:14] ---**
Huh. A pretty long time, then.
**[11:17] ---**
You could say that.
**[11:18] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[11:21] ---**
And how far have you gone?
**[11:23] ---**
Any fooling around?
**[11:30] ---**
Look here, you...
**[11:31] ---**
This guy looks good,
but he's really just the worst, huh.
**[11:34] ---**
So, is that a no?
**[11:35] ---**
It's a no!
**[11:36] ---**
It's not something you talk about--and
we wouldn't tell you even if we did!
**[11:39] ---**
Not even a little?
**[11:40] ---**
No!
**[11:41] ---**
Not at all?
**[11:42] ---**
Not at all!
**[11:42] ---**
Huh?
**[11:43] ---**
Eh?
**[11:44] ---**
*Huh*?
**[11:46] ---**
Oh, uh... never mind.
**[11:48] ---**
Huh? Eh? N-Now hang on a sec--
I seriously don't remember anything!
**[11:52] ---**
N-No, it's fine. I mean, it's just between us.
**[11:54] ---**
If you don't know,
then it doesn't count. It's okay.
**[11:57] ---**
It is *not* okay! Tell me! What did I do? Where? When?
**[11:59] ---**
I knew it!
**[12:01] ---**
Ugh! Shut up! This is sexual harassment!
**[12:04] ---**
Now you're mad at me, and I don't even know why!
**[12:06] ---**
Sakaki, too, going all in
on the sexual harassment!
**[12:09] ---**
Just drop it.
**[12:10] ---**
S-Sexual... harassment?
**[12:10] ---**
Sorry.
**[12:12] ---**
Senpai's a good guy.
**[12:14] ---**
From where I stand, he's the
safest creature in the whole world.
**[12:18] ---**
When you put it like that...
it's actually pretty awful.
**[12:21] ---**
Again, sorry. I'd just never heard
any romantic tales about Sak before.
**[12:28] ---**
Seeing Mr. Serious here with
a girl piqued my interest, that's all.
**[12:32] ---**
We can't really help that.
**[12:34] ---**
He's a gloomy klutz of a sleepyhead
villain loner, so I keep him company.
**[12:40] ---**
Who are you calling a gloomy klutz
of a sleepyhead villain loner?!
**[12:43] ---**
I like to spend my time quietly, by myself!
**[12:46] ---**
You two get along amazingly well!
**[12:49] ---**
And it's not just me. I bet everyone thinks so!
**[12:52] ---**
You know: "Oh, those two must be dating."
**[12:55] ---**
Haven't you heard that tons of times?
**[12:58] ---**
But we're not.
**[13:01] ---**
Okay, you're not--for now. I get that much.
**[13:04] ---**
But you're gonna have to eventually.
**[13:07] ---**
Uzaki.
**[13:09] ---**
Let's grab some ice cream
from the convenience store. My treat.
**[13:11] ---**
Really? Hooray!
**[13:15] ---**
Did they just run away?
**[13:17] ---**
Still, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
**[13:20] ---**
I pictured something a little more innocent.
**[13:23] ---**
But it's not that he simply *dislikes* her...
**[13:26] ---**
There must be a reason.
**[13:28] ---**
Hmm?
**[13:31] ---**
Got a sec?
**[13:34] ---**
And who are you?
**[13:35] ---**
Ami Asai, senior. Friend of those two.
**[13:38] ---**
I'm Sakaki--same year as Sakurai.
Nice to meet you.
**[13:41] ---**
Sakaki.
**[13:42] ---**
What was that?
**[13:44] ---**
What *was* it? Just a friendly chat, that's all.
**[13:47] ---**
Were you listening in?
You should have joined us!
**[13:50] ---**
You've gone too far.
**[13:52] ---**
Teasing those two is one thing,
but do you have to be so blunt about it?
**[13:57] ---**
Just putting out some feelers.
I got shut out, though.
**[14:02] ---**
I want to watch over those two--and
I won't let anyone get in my way.
**[14:06] ---**
Doing things your way may very well
end up nipping their love in the bud.
**[14:10] ---**
You must watch them from a distance,
with no unnecessary prying!
**[14:14] ---**
I see...
**[14:16] ---**
So you're rooting for them, too, huh?
And you really care.
**[14:21] ---**
You've changed my mind.
After all, we both want them to be together.
**[14:31] ---**
How about we team up, then?
**[14:34] ---**
I'd do *anything* for those two!
**[14:39] ---**
Wrong!
**[14:41] ---**
What?!
**[14:42] ---**
I don't need anyone's help! Quit your meddling!
**[14:47] ---**
And what part of me wanting to observe
from out here do you not understand?!
**[14:53] ---**
You're pretty crass yourself!
**[14:56] ---**
I won't let you meddle
indiscriminately in their business!
**[15:00] ---**
Jeez, what a pain!
**[15:03] ---**
You *both* are.
**[15:05] ---**
Want to share, Senpai? C'mon.
**[15:11] ---**
You don't want any?
**[15:13] ---**
Don't be shy. After all, you bought 'em.
**[15:17] ---**
C'mon.
**[15:20] ---**
That refreshing green-blue
packaging... choco-mint, huh?
**[15:24] ---**
Is choco-mint any good?
**[15:26] ---**
Choco-mint is delicious!
**[15:29] ---**
Choco-mint...
**[15:31] ---**
But choco-mint--isn't that toothpaste?
**[15:34] ---**
Huh?
**[15:37] ---**
What did you just say?
**[15:38] ---**
Eh?
**[15:40] ---**
Look me in the eye and say that again.
**[15:43] ---**
Wait... what?
**[15:45] ---**
It's just... I was wondering
if choco-mint was really any good,
**[15:49] ---**
since that's what toothpaste tastes like.
**[15:51] ---**
There it is! You idiot!
**[15:53] ---**
That is *always* what people
who *don't* eat choco-mint say
**[15:55] ---**
when they're mocking choco-mint!
**[15:58] ---**
I'm not mocking anything.
**[15:59] ---**
You *are*! It started when
you compared it to toothpaste!
**[16:03] ---**
Even though it's your garbage palate's
fault you can't eat choco-mint,
**[16:07] ---**
you cowards are always
so quick to blame the mint!
**[16:09] ---**
"Coward"
**[16:12] ---**
Then these jerks always go to
"No way can that be good"
**[16:16] ---**
and "Why don't you just eat toothpaste, then?"
**[16:18] ---**
*Morons*!
**[16:19] ---**
Toothpaste isn't something you eat!
**[16:21] ---**
Can you even imagine it, Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
How humiliating it is to be mocked
by idiots who don't know the difference
**[16:26] ---**
between toothpaste and *food*?!
**[16:28] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[16:29] ---**
But what I *really* can't stand
**[16:31] ---**
is the sheer *arrogance* of people
who think it's okay to persecute
**[16:34] ---**
what they don't understand!
**[16:36] ---**
That's right! We choco-mintians
have been exposed for so long!
**[16:40] ---**
"Choco-mintians"?
**[16:41] ---**
Exposed to the unknowing abuse
that stems from a lack of understanding!
**[16:42] ---**
Isn't that just toothpaste?
**[16:45] ---**
When choco-mint, as ice cream,
made its way to Japan from distant continents,
**[16:50] ---**
sales were poor due to its
intense coloration and unique flavor.
**[16:55] ---**
And yet!
**[16:56] ---**
We choco-mintians, amidst bias and prejudice,
**[16:59] ---**
slowly grew in number with many years of effort.
**[17:02] ---**
Now it's praised as
invigorating, Instagrammable--
**[17:06] ---**
with more cafés serving choco-mint sweets
**[17:09] ---**
and more varieties of choco-mint goods
on food-store shelves every year!
**[17:15] ---**
*Nevertheless*!
**[17:16] ---**
The palate-poor anti-choco-mint
brigade chooses ignorance!
**[17:20] ---**
Rise, O choco-mintians!
**[17:22] ---**
Turn your sadness into anger
and make your stand!
**[17:25] ---**
You hate it, don't you, Senpai?
**[17:27] ---**
It sucks when people mock your favorite game
when they've never played it
**[17:31] ---**
and know nothing about it!
**[17:33] ---**
Well, yeah, it does.
**[17:35] ---**
Besides, it's all out of order!
**[17:37] ---**
Mint doesn't taste like toothpaste--
*toothpaste* tastes like *mint*!
**[17:42] ---**
*Idiot*!
**[17:45] ---**
She... She is *seriously* pissed.
**[17:48] ---**
Never mind those palate-poor losers!
**[17:50] ---**
I'm grateful for choco-mint!
**[17:53] ---**
Thank you, choco-mint!
**[17:58] ---**
One bite and the sharp,
refreshing mint flavor fills your mouth,
**[18:04] ---**
the gentle notes of sweet chocolate
slowly fading away.
**[18:09] ---**
That soothing feeling makes you
want to take another bite right away.
**[18:15] ---**
No matter what anyone says...
**[18:19] ---**
...choco-mint is delicious.
**[18:51] ---**
What the hell?
**[18:54] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[18:56] ---**
Brava. I guess you've been
holding onto some things, too.
**[18:59] ---**
Oh, *yeah*.
**[19:01] ---**
You can hate whatever you want,
but don't diss what someone else likes.
**[19:05] ---**
Mind your own beeswax!
**[19:07] ---**
Though you *did* mock my solo movies.
**[19:11] ---**
But man, I never dreamed that *you*
would be one of those lower lifeforms.
**[19:17] ---**
Over one lousy ice cream? That's a little much.
**[19:21] ---**
It's not that I *hate* it...
**[19:24] ---**
I couldn't handle mint as a kid.
**[19:27] ---**
Ever since, anything with that cooling
sensation--gum, cough drops--forget it.
**[19:31] ---**
I even use a non-mint toothpaste.
**[19:35] ---**
That cooling sensation is the best part!
**[19:37] ---**
With the sweet chocolate chaser?
That's the real charm of choco-mint!
**[19:42] ---**
But since I can't do mint,
**[19:45] ---**
I've never tried choco-mint.
**[19:50] ---**
*What*?!
**[19:54] ---**
Why, you... Mock choco-mint untasted, will you?!
**[19:58] ---**
All right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[20:04] ---**
I see. So it all stems from childhood trauma.
**[20:08] ---**
But that means you should be fine now, right?
**[20:15] ---**
They do say your sense of
taste changes as you grow up.
**[20:18] ---**
Maybe, but still...
**[20:20] ---**
Wanna try one, just to see?
**[20:24] ---**
Why the hesitation?
**[20:26] ---**
You'll be fine--it's not an intense mint.
**[20:30] ---**
What, are you scared?
**[20:32] ---**
Huh?
**[20:33] ---**
C'mon, you can do it.
**[20:35] ---**
Conquer your pickiness. Mint's not scary.
**[20:39] ---**
Your eyes sure are!
**[20:44] ---**
Look, just eat it already. C'mon!
**[20:47] ---**
All right, fine. Here goes...
**[20:50] ---**
Great! Say "ah"!
**[20:55] ---**
Now that I think about it, isn't this...
**[21:00] ---**
An indirect--?!
Wait--now it's rubbing off on *me*!
**[21:05] ---**
But if I don't eat this now,
it'll turn into this big thing again.
**[21:10] ---**
Couldn't she be a little more mindful?!
**[21:14] ---**
Ugh!
**[21:22] ---**
Well?
**[21:24] ---**
It... it's actually, uh... tasty, I... I'd say.
**[21:28] ---**
That's a pretty vague answer.
**[21:31] ---**
But you managed to eat it!
**[21:33] ---**
Last one's mine!
**[21:44] ---**
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
**[21:47] ---**
For... For what?
**[21:50] ---**
N-Nothing...
**[21:54] ---**
Don't realize it *now*!
**[21:58] ---**
But it'll take a thousand years
for them to get together on their own!
**[22:03] ---**
Then I'll live a thousand years!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
**[23:40] ---**
I *will* get you two together, Sak!
# E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8KN9X/summer-the-beach-i-want-to-test-my-courage)
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**[00:16] ---**
Look, Senpai--the ocean!
**[00:18] ---**
I mean, obviously.
**[00:20] ---**
Right?
**[00:23] ---**
Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
**[00:26] ---**
It's so hot...
**[00:29] ---**
"Beach Barn"
"Watermelon Piñatas 2,000 Yen"
**[00:33] ---**
Niiice.
**[00:37] ---**
The beach in summer makes everyone open up.
**[00:41] ---**
What are these four doing there?
**[00:44] ---**
It all began one afternoon a week earlier,
**[00:47] ---**
right here in this café.
**[00:50] ---**
All right, folks: here comes
*Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!*
**[00:54] ---**
Ready? Go!
**[01:04] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:27] ---**
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
**[02:36] ---**
And so,
**[02:38] ---**
this is our new part-timer: Hana Uzaki.
**[02:42] ---**
Glad to be part of the team!
**[02:44] ---**
What's the big idea?
**[02:45] ---**
You were so gung-ho on me quitting
so I could get some peace!
**[02:49] ---**
Aw, don't be a hater. We'll have fun!
**[02:55] ---**
Although I'm here in part because
I wanted to see that hater face of yours.
**[02:59] ---**
Damn you!
**[03:00] ---**
With summer break around the corner and all,
I wanted a little more spending money.
**[03:04] ---**
I asked the owner and got his immediate okay!
**[03:07] ---**
I thought it'd be fun,
so I figured I'd hire her.
**[03:10] ---**
*That's* your reason?!
**[03:13] ---**
Now, Sakurai, you may not like Hana,
**[03:16] ---**
but she *is* the one who
came to me looking for a job.
**[03:20] ---**
Wouldn't it be wrong for you to try to stop her?
**[03:24] ---**
B-But...
**[03:27] ---**
Well, just show her the ropes for now.
One learns by teaching, you know.
**[03:33] ---**
All right.
**[03:36] ---**
You sure about this, Senpai?
Think you can teach me?
**[03:40] ---**
Listen, you...
**[03:43] ---**
When a customer comes in,
show them to their seat.
**[03:48] ---**
Regulars often head to their
favorite spot before you take them there.
**[03:53] ---**
I'm a practice customer.
**[03:54] ---**
Here: ice water and a hand towel.
**[03:56] ---**
This is the first thing
we bring to each new customer.
**[04:00] ---**
Wait till you see they're seated,
then bring these out.
**[04:06] ---**
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
**[04:09] ---**
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
**[04:13] ---**
Careful not to make a menu-reading
customer feel rushed or pressured.
**[04:18] ---**
Then you take their order.
**[04:20] ---**
That's how it usually goes. Next we'll--
**[04:23] ---**
Ooh! Senpai!
**[04:24] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[04:26] ---**
Where are all the jokes?
**[04:28] ---**
There aren't any! What exactly did you expect?!
**[04:30] ---**
This act is going on forever!
You gotta toss in a little joke or three.
**[04:34] ---**
*What* act?! We're not putting on a skit here!
**[04:39] ---**
So serious!
**[04:40] ---**
Of *course*! You're getting
paid for this--take it seriously!
**[04:45] ---**
So serious!
**[04:45] ---**
Hey, it's *your* café, Mr. Employer!
**[04:48] ---**
We've been showing her how
it's done since before you arrived.
**[04:51] ---**
This right here was all about winding you up!
**[04:55] ---**
What the hell?!
**[04:58] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[05:02] ---**
Hey, are you going anywhere over summer break?
**[05:06] ---**
Hmm? Nowhere in particular.
**[05:08] ---**
I've been looking forward
to this game that's coming out--
**[05:10] ---**
I plan to hole up at home as much as possible.
**[05:12] ---**
What?!
**[05:13] ---**
You do that all year long!
**[05:16] ---**
You're gonna waste your
precious summer break on *games*?!
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, man... this is shaping up
to be the best summer ever!
**[05:22] ---**
Th-This athletic shut-in is just hopeless.
**[05:26] ---**
I've got to do something!
**[05:28] ---**
Then let's go to the beach! Or a pool!
**[05:32] ---**
Eh?
**[05:35] ---**
Then it's settled! A done deal!
**[05:36] ---**
You haven't done any swimming since
you graduated high school, have you?
**[05:41] ---**
Now that you mention it... no.
**[05:43] ---**
Huh!
**[05:45] ---**
Heard you were working together
and came by to see for myself.
**[05:47] ---**
Huh?
**[05:47] ---**
Oh!
**[05:50] ---**
Now *this* looks like a fun conversation!
**[05:59] ---**
It's so hot...
**[06:01] ---**
Hey, Ami!
**[06:04] ---**
Over here!
**[06:07] ---**
Hey, Hana!
**[06:09] ---**
Here, here! Over this way!
**[06:32] ---**
What a terrible sight.
Those things are *weapons*.
**[06:36] ---**
We rented an umbrella and
set out a beach blanket! C'mon!
**[06:41] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:44] ---**
I wish the bossman could have come, too.
**[06:46] ---**
Not after he threw out his back.
**[06:49] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[06:53] ---**
Oh, Sakaki? He came a little earlier,
said he was gonna check out our lodging.
**[06:58] ---**
Right.
**[07:01] ---**
I'll handle transportation and lodging.
**[07:03] ---**
Huh? You sure, Itsuhito?
**[07:05] ---**
Hooray! Let's all go together!
**[07:08] ---**
Beach! Beach! Beach!
**[07:08] ---**
Hey! Where do you get off--
**[07:11] ---**
I know how you feel, but... it's *them*.
**[07:15] ---**
Can you in good conscience send them off?
**[07:17] ---**
Just the two of them--no regrets?
**[07:22] ---**
So now it's up to me to watch over those two.
**[07:26] ---**
Oh? Where's Sakurai? Wasn't he with you?
**[07:30] ---**
Senpai? He's...
**[07:34] ---**
...there!
**[07:35] ---**
That's *far*! How did he wind up out there?!
**[07:38] ---**
"Kids, don't try this at home!"
**[07:39] ---**
He got so hyped up gazing at the water,
**[07:41] ---**
then went running into it full tilt
like he just couldn't take it anymore!
**[07:45] ---**
That jerk will stop at nothing
to get his alone time.
**[07:51] ---**
I've never swum in the ocean before--
**[07:53] ---**
the waves make it
a little different than a pool.
**[07:56] ---**
And fun!
**[07:57] ---**
Hardcore much?!
**[07:59] ---**
Listen, Sakurai, you don't need goggles
at the beach--let alone a swim cap!
**[08:05] ---**
You're not a lifeguard!
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, really?
**[08:09] ---**
See? It's like I told you.
**[08:11] ---**
The whole swim-club look turns
people off, so let's skip it today.
**[08:15] ---**
Look, we're here to have *fun*!
This is leisure time!
**[08:19] ---**
Forget all about swim club for now!
**[08:22] ---**
She's super ticked off.
**[08:24] ---**
And why'd you leave Hana behind
and go swimming alone?
**[08:28] ---**
Huh?
**[08:31] ---**
See, if you're all alone, so is Hana.
**[08:36] ---**
What if someone hits on her?
**[08:38] ---**
Huh?
**[08:40] ---**
Can *you* be responsible if something happens?
**[08:44] ---**
The guy she came with has to look out for her!
**[08:47] ---**
Got it? Say something!
**[08:48] ---**
Y-Yessir...
**[08:50] ---**
You can start with swimsuit compliments.
**[08:52] ---**
I doubt it'll come easy to you,
but that's what you get for going solo.
**[08:56] ---**
Uh... okay.
**[08:58] ---**
Let's see...
**[09:00] ---**
You look really good in that swimsuit.
Just wonderful.
**[09:03] ---**
The sky blue suits your personal image,
**[09:06] ---**
and, uh...
**[09:09] ---**
Not *mine*!
**[09:15] ---**
Wow, what a shock. Looking at me
so seriously from so close up...
**[09:20] ---**
Doofus.
**[09:22] ---**
Hey, Uzaki...
**[09:23] ---**
What's up, Senpai? The dolphin's almost ready.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, dear! Did he say something?
**[09:38] ---**
Huh? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
**[09:43] ---**
Covering up her embarrassment, huh?
**[09:49] ---**
Will that do?
**[09:52] ---**
Good job. Well done.
**[09:53] ---**
I remain somewhat suspicious.
**[09:57] ---**
Hey! Enjoying yourselves? I brought a snack!
**[10:01] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[10:03] ---**
Ooh, a watermelon!
**[10:04] ---**
But we'll use *this*.
**[10:07] ---**
A bat?
**[10:08] ---**
That's right--it's time for...
**[10:10] ---**
...a seaside standby: the watermelon piñata!
**[10:15] ---**
Why me?
**[10:17] ---**
You've never done it before!
We're making memories, Sak!
**[10:21] ---**
Okay, blindfold's on.
**[10:23] ---**
If you insist. Come at me--from any direction!
**[10:28] ---**
It's actually more fun to be on the guiding end.
**[10:32] ---**
Or the *mis* guiding end.
**[10:36] ---**
First let's blindside him
and drop-kick him into the ocean!
**[10:44] ---**
You go there *first*?
**[10:46] ---**
What kind of games do you play, anyway?
**[10:49] ---**
Okay, Uzaki, you get right on Sak there.
**[10:51] ---**
Roger that!
**[10:52] ---**
Hang on--can I get a video
of this with my phone?
**[10:56] ---**
Hey! You realize I can
hear everything you're saying!
**[10:59] ---**
Go on then, Sak!
**[11:03] ---**
Ooh, Senpai, you're practically a sitting duck.
**[11:06] ---**
I'll get you for this.
**[11:08] ---**
Okay, here goes...
**[11:10] ---**
Right!
**[11:11] ---**
Over a short distance: up, down, left, right, B!
**[11:16] ---**
That's how you *start*? Are you nuts?
**[11:19] ---**
Down, up, down, B, down-right,
up-left, B, up, up-left, A!
**[11:24] ---**
Why the *hell* are you feeding me
inputs for fighting-game moves?!
**[11:28] ---**
Seriously, quit screwing around!
**[11:30] ---**
Right, right, up, down, left, B!
Left, down, right, up, A, B!
**[11:30] ---**
Wow, is she in her element.
Nothing left for us to do.
**[11:34] ---**
That doesn't make any sense!
**[11:34] ---**
Now that's what I call a gift.
**[11:38] ---**
Dammit...
**[11:40] ---**
Start by walking forward, Sakurai.
**[11:41] ---**
"True"
**[11:42] ---**
A little to the right--to the right!
**[11:44] ---**
Senpai, Senpai! Up, X, down, B, L, Y, R, A!
**[11:45] ---**
"Not an option"
**[11:49] ---**
Shut *up*, Uzaki!
**[11:54] ---**
Uh-oh--
**[11:58] ---**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
**[12:00] ---**
Huh?
**[12:06] ---**
What's this? A jellyfish?
**[12:14] ---**
Now, come on--that's just way too convenient!
**[12:18] ---**
Hey, tell me where to go! Where's that melon?
**[12:24] ---**
Aren't you grabbing it right now?
**[12:26] ---**
Huh?
**[12:32] ---**
Could you please move first?
**[12:39] ---**
Are we there yet?
**[12:41] ---**
Relax. The place is just up ahead.
**[12:45] ---**
What are *you* so pouty about?
**[12:47] ---**
Nothing. I'm not pouty.
**[12:51] ---**
Oh?
**[12:53] ---**
It was bound to happen.
**[12:56] ---**
Ugh, forget it! Where's that damn watermelon?
**[13:03] ---**
Huh? Oh, so that *was* the watermelon.
**[13:24] ---**
He is *such* a doofus.
**[13:28] ---**
Here we are.
**[13:32] ---**
When you said you'd handle the lodging...
**[13:34] ---**
Is this your summer home?
**[13:38] ---**
Come on in. Pick whichever room you like!
**[13:41] ---**
I didn't know you were rich, Sakaki.
**[13:44] ---**
I knew you had a summer home,
but this is the first I've seen it.
**[13:48] ---**
I invited you last year--you just didn't come!
**[13:51] ---**
And my parents are the rich ones, not me.
**[13:55] ---**
Whoa! Check it out, Senpai!
**[13:58] ---**
A rich person's light switch!
**[14:00] ---**
Wow! It really is!
**[14:02] ---**
Whoa! The intercom has a camera!
**[14:05] ---**
Seriously?!
**[14:06] ---**
Whoa! It's one of those click-pull things!
**[14:08] ---**
Awesome!
**[14:11] ---**
What's your standard for "rich," anyway?
**[14:15] ---**
Take anything you want from the fridge.
I stocked it up for today.
**[14:20] ---**
Wow...
**[14:21] ---**
Look, Senpai: meat!
**[14:23] ---**
You do like meat, don't you?
**[14:25] ---**
Well, of course I do! After all, it *is* meat!
**[14:36] ---**
Mmm, delish! Cookouts are the *best*!
**[14:40] ---**
What are we going to do after this?
**[14:42] ---**
I brought a game!
**[14:44] ---**
So did I.
**[14:45] ---**
Then it's a showdown!
**[14:47] ---**
Hey, you two, you can do that any old time!
**[14:50] ---**
It's summer break!
Sleeping away from home! And nighttime!
**[14:54] ---**
That calls for a certain... activity.
**[14:59] ---**
To the back hills!
**[15:06] ---**
Well, we did what you said
and followed you here...
**[15:10] ---**
Is there something up there?
**[15:12] ---**
It's awfully dark.
**[15:14] ---**
Are we going to build a campfire?
**[15:17] ---**
Sure, it's a little clichéd,
but it's just not summer without...
**[15:21] ---**
...a test of courage! Let's do it!
**[15:28] ---**
I'm out.
**[15:29] ---**
There's this bluff up ahead, see?
**[15:32] ---**
I don't want to hear it! I'm out!
**[15:34] ---**
What gives, Sak? Not into this kind of thing?
**[15:39] ---**
I don't play horror games
or watch horror flicks.
**[15:45] ---**
And do you know why?
**[15:48] ---**
Because they're *scary*!
**[15:50] ---**
You struck a pose to say *that*?
**[15:52] ---**
He's desperately trying to avoid danger.
**[15:56] ---**
Okay! I'm sorry!
**[15:58] ---**
I seriously didn't know it was
a problem for you. I apologize.
**[16:03] ---**
Still... while it's great to be honest and all,
**[16:06] ---**
maybe it wasn't such a hot idea
to announce your own weakness.
**[16:12] ---**
Huh...
**[16:16] ---**
So scary stuff is too much for you, eh, Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
Why, I had no idea. Huh!
**[16:28] ---**
Knock that off, Uzaki. It was all my fault.
**[16:33] ---**
Isn't it too early to raise the white flag?
**[16:35] ---**
He really *can't* deal with scary stuff, can he?
**[16:38] ---**
Yoink!
**[16:38] ---**
Ah!
**[16:39] ---**
Woohoo! Got your phone!
**[16:42] ---**
Time to air *all* your dirty laundry
for everyone to see!
**[16:46] ---**
No! Give that back! I mean it!
**[16:48] ---**
You'll have to catch me first!
**[16:51] ---**
Damn you!
**[16:53] ---**
Ooh, you're *fast*, Senpai!
**[16:54] ---**
Quit going further in!
**[16:56] ---**
Wait up! Hey!
**[16:57] ---**
Was this the plan?
**[17:01] ---**
I figured we'd all go in together.
**[17:04] ---**
Plus, I was picturing it the other way around.
**[17:09] ---**
Oh, Senpai, I'm so scared!
**[17:13] ---**
Good girl.
**[17:16] ---**
Ah, well. Shall we go after them?
**[17:23] ---**
The other day...
**[17:24] ---**
Huh?
**[17:26] ---**
You told me not to meddle, to watch over them.
**[17:31] ---**
That's right.
**[17:34] ---**
So I thought I'd just create
the right conditions instead.
**[17:39] ---**
Conditions for them to turn
into something interesting.
**[17:43] ---**
I knew it. I figured that's what happened.
**[17:48] ---**
But when every move those
two make is so unexpected...
**[17:52] ---**
It doesn't go so well.
**[17:56] ---**
But... why?
**[17:58] ---**
Huh?
**[17:59] ---**
Why would you go to such lengths?
**[18:02] ---**
Why? Hmm...
**[18:06] ---**
Sak's a great guy,
**[18:09] ---**
but he's so damn serious,
and awkward, and bad at making friends,
**[18:14] ---**
and a loner...
**[18:16] ---**
And while I know it's none of my business,
**[18:20] ---**
I wish his college life could be more *fun*.
**[18:26] ---**
Otherwise, it's kind of
a waste, don't you think?
**[18:37] ---**
That and... other reasons.
**[18:41] ---**
Other reasons, huh?
**[18:44] ---**
Oh, there they are.
**[18:45] ---**
Huh?
**[18:47] ---**
I'm really sorry, Senpai. Please forgive me!
**[18:50] ---**
I got carried away.
**[18:52] ---**
Sakaki and Ami are here, see? We'll all head back
and have some ice cream, okay?
**[18:58] ---**
I can't move another step.
**[19:01] ---**
His voice is so weak!
**[19:03] ---**
All right, I'm calling it off. Let's go back.
**[19:06] ---**
We can go back and play games, Senpai.
**[19:10] ---**
Play games...
**[19:12] ---**
*So* weak!
**[19:18] ---**
Yesss! Look at *that*, Senpai! New high score!
**[19:28] ---**
You said you were going to play games!
**[19:41] ---**
Sakaki and Ami fell asleep, too...
**[19:45] ---**
Well, we *did* have a really active day today.
**[19:48] ---**
Everyone's just tuckered out.
**[19:52] ---**
Still, seeing his sleeping face
like this gets me all restless!
**[19:57] ---**
It's your fault for letting down your guard!
**[20:03] ---**
S-S-Senpai! What are you doing?!
**[20:09] ---**
He's asleep?
**[20:11] ---**
So he's a hugger, huh? Didn't see that coming.
**[20:16] ---**
Phew, what a fright.
**[20:22] ---**
Wh-Whoa, Senpai!
You're not secretly awake, are you?!
**[20:29] ---**
He's out cold.
**[20:32] ---**
I guess he wouldn't do this if he were awake.
**[20:37] ---**
After all, I *am* the one who teased
the scaredy cat and tired him out.
**[20:41] ---**
Maybe it's okay for a little while, anyway.
**[20:46] ---**
Just for today... Just for today...
**[21:19] ---**
Huh!
**[21:22] ---**
So I fell asleep in the
living room after all that, eh?
**[21:28] ---**
But man, it feels like
I had a *great* night's sleep!
**[21:33] ---**
You might want to invest
in one of those body pillows.
**[21:38] ---**
Huh? Why's that?
**[21:40] ---**
Oh, no reason!
**[21:48] ---**
I get the feeling we missed on
something *extremely* important.
**[21:52] ---**
*Next* time I'll get those two together for sure!
**[21:56] ---**
And I bet Kakyoin's soul
that you'll fail yet again!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
**[23:40] ---**
# E7 - I Want to Hang Out at a Cat Café and a Pub!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VK5M/i-want-to-hang-out-at-a-cat-caf-and-a-pub)
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**[00:17] ---**
"Senpai (Gloomlord)"
**[00:18] ---**
Oh!
**[00:21] ---**
Evening! What's up, Senpai?
**[00:24] ---**
Uh...
**[00:25] ---**
Senpai?
**[00:27] ---**
Sorry this is out of the blue, Uzaki.
**[00:29] ---**
What is?
**[00:32] ---**
Please: be with me. I need you.
**[00:36] ---**
Huh?
**[00:45] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:08] ---**
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
**[02:14] ---**
Please: be with me. I need you.
**[02:18] ---**
Senpai...
**[02:23] ---**
Uh, hey.
**[02:26] ---**
Hey, hi.
**[02:27] ---**
Sorry. I know this is sudden.
**[02:30] ---**
It's okay.
**[02:32] ---**
Um, you asked me to be with you?
On the phone?
**[02:36] ---**
Yeah, about that...
**[02:44] ---**
Huh?
**[02:45] ---**
I just can't seem
to bring myself to go in alone!
**[02:49] ---**
Come with me to the cat café!
**[02:53] ---**
Thank God you're here! I mean it!
**[02:55] ---**
Oh, wow, I can't wait!
This is my first time--I'm so nervous!
**[03:04] ---**
Ow! What--hey! Quit kicking--ow!
Stop! Cut it out! That hurts!
**[03:10] ---**
Party of two?
Take off your shoes and go on inside.
**[03:22] ---**
Wow... cats!
**[03:24] ---**
They have cats, Uzaki!
**[03:26] ---**
Yep. They have cats, all right.
**[03:28] ---**
Well, duh. We *are* a cat café.
**[03:33] ---**
I... I can touch them, right?
**[03:35] ---**
Calm down, Senpai. You've got those scary eyes.
**[03:39] ---**
If the cats are okay with it,
go right ahead and pet them gently.
**[03:43] ---**
Got it.
**[03:45] ---**
Do it like I taught you earlier: from below.
**[03:48] ---**
Uh, right.
**[03:52] ---**
Whoa...
**[03:54] ---**
Now's your chance! Cats like being scratched
under their chins or behind their ears.
**[03:59] ---**
O-Okay.
**[04:10] ---**
Uzaki, look! A cat--on my lap!
**[04:14] ---**
Yes, yes. Good for you.
**[04:16] ---**
But don't be too loud, or it'll run away.
**[04:21] ---**
Wow. Creepy.
**[04:24] ---**
He doesn't get this excited around humans.
**[04:27] ---**
All that gloominess must be
keeping some stuff repressed.
**[04:31] ---**
Cootchie, cootchie, coo...
**[04:33] ---**
He's so creepy that I don't even mind
the *extremely* misleading way
**[04:37] ---**
he got me here in the first place.
**[04:41] ---**
He's too overjoyed for words.
**[04:45] ---**
Hey, Uzaki, what's with that plastered-on smile?
**[04:48] ---**
Just thinking how creepy it is that
you act so cool, but you like cute things.
**[04:52] ---**
Say what? Jerk.
**[04:53] ---**
Whoops. My true feelings slipped out.
**[04:55] ---**
Why, you...
**[04:56] ---**
It's *also* creepy that you're careful
to speak quietly so as not to spook the cats.
**[05:01] ---**
Figures!
**[05:02] ---**
Hey, your true feelings are showing again.
**[05:08] ---**
But I *am* glad you came today.
I'd get to the entrance and do a U-turn.
**[05:12] ---**
You're exaggerating.
**[05:14] ---**
I've got to thank you somehow.
**[05:16] ---**
Thank me?
**[05:17] ---**
Yeah. Anything come to mind?
**[05:19] ---**
Hmm... let's see...
**[05:23] ---**
Well, my birthday's actually coming up soon.
**[05:26] ---**
I'm turning 20, so I'd like to make it sorta special.
**[05:31] ---**
So, uh...
**[05:32] ---**
Sorry, Uzaki.
**[05:34] ---**
Huh?
**[05:37] ---**
Truth is...
**[05:38] ---**
Uh... yes?
**[05:41] ---**
My legs are so numb that
I haven't processed anything you've said.
**[05:46] ---**
Can you repeat that?
**[05:47] ---**
Then get rid of the cat!
**[05:49] ---**
No way!
**[05:51] ---**
If you can't have a conversation,
**[05:53] ---**
we'll just move it.
**[05:55] ---**
But it was finally on my lap!
Just a little longer?
**[05:58] ---**
Uncross your legs already
and get those pins and needles out.
**[06:01] ---**
It's not a quick-fix kind of thing...
**[06:04] ---**
Ow, ow, ow...
**[06:06] ---**
Oh!
**[06:11] ---**
Poke!
**[06:13] ---**
Cut that out! What the hell? Idiot!
**[06:15] ---**
You were just *so* wide open,
you were practically *asking* for it!
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah, right! *Everybody's* wide open
when their legs are numb!
**[06:28] ---**
Not so loud, now--you'll scare the kitty-cats!
**[06:36] ---**
Poke!
**[06:38] ---**
Pokety poke!
**[06:40] ---**
Pokety, pokety poke-poke-poke!
**[06:43] ---**
Pokety, pokety, pokety, pokety poke!
**[06:47] ---**
Oh, jeez, what now? This is really fun!
**[06:50] ---**
This might just awaken something in me!
**[06:54] ---**
Uzaki... please... uncle...
**[06:57] ---**
Hmm? I can't hear you!
**[07:01] ---**
What color is your blood?!
**[07:04] ---**
Save that kind of play for home, please.
**[07:08] ---**
"Play"?!
**[07:08] ---**
"Play"?!
**[07:11] ---**
Phew, what a blast!
**[07:14] ---**
Wasn't that fun, Senpai?
**[07:16] ---**
The first half was. Then *you* got us thrown out!
**[07:20] ---**
Dammit. Next time I'll go alone.
**[07:23] ---**
Probably can't go back there, though.
**[07:26] ---**
And whose fault is that?
**[07:27] ---**
Gotta love cat cafés, though.
Lots of friendly kitties!
**[07:32] ---**
Right? They were so used to being around people.
**[07:35] ---**
It's Very Easy Mode.
**[07:38] ---**
"Your communication level is puny.
Level 5? Too bad."
**[07:41] ---**
And they still warmed up to you!
**[07:43] ---**
So I'm a gun-toting old man now?
**[07:46] ---**
I have cats at home, but it's good
to interact with different cats sometimes.
**[07:50] ---**
Huh! Must be nice.
**[07:53] ---**
Is this what married men
who go to cabaret clubs feel like?
**[07:57] ---**
Beats me! What a horrible analogy.
**[08:01] ---**
See you later, Senpai!
**[08:03] ---**
Yep. I owe you one for today,
so think it over, okay?
**[08:07] ---**
Oh, I've already thought *that* over.
**[08:10] ---**
And?
**[08:11] ---**
Like I mentioned earlier,
my birthday is coming up. August 7th!
**[08:16] ---**
I have high hopes, Senpai!
**[08:21] ---**
Her birthday...
**[08:23] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[08:24] ---**
And that's why...
**[08:26] ---**
...she said she has high hopes for her birthday.
**[08:29] ---**
So you're in a pickle.
**[08:31] ---**
You *do* seem like you'd
be bad at that kind of thing.
**[08:34] ---**
Right.
**[08:35] ---**
Anticipating that Sakurai would be bad at this,
**[08:38] ---**
then throwing him for a loop
with vague "high hopes"...
**[08:42] ---**
She's quite the schemer.
**[08:44] ---**
But that comes from the
peculiar mentality of a girl in love
**[08:47] ---**
who wants someone to fret over her.
**[08:50] ---**
Not that Hana realizes it herself.
**[08:53] ---**
Still, any way you look at it...
**[08:55] ---**
...we're going to eat this up!
**[08:57] ---**
What are you doing?
**[08:58] ---**
Nothing.
**[09:00] ---**
Do you have any ideas?
**[09:03] ---**
I've been thinking...
**[09:06] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:08] ---**
Flowers, because my name means "flower"?
So you suck at puns, too!
**[09:13] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:14] ---**
This is totally the wrong size!
**[09:16] ---**
Besides, only hotties can get away
with giving a present like this.
**[09:22] ---**
U-Uzaki...
**[09:23] ---**
Couldn't you have given me
a uTunes card instead?
**[09:26] ---**
I want those special-event bonuses!
**[09:28] ---**
It feels like anything
I give her will be a bust.
**[09:32] ---**
This is getting complicated!
**[09:34] ---**
In reality...
**[09:38] ---**
He sure doesn't have an eye for flowers.
**[09:44] ---**
A placeholder!
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, it has multiplayer!
I'll play with you, loner senpai!
**[09:54] ---**
Sounds about right.
**[09:56] ---**
She'd be happy with anything Sakurai gives her.
**[10:01] ---**
I've thought about this
too much--I'm just so confused.
**[10:04] ---**
Then why don't you follow your intuition?
**[10:07] ---**
My intuition?
**[10:09] ---**
Give her the first thing that came
to mind when you heard "birthday present."
**[10:13] ---**
The first thing that came to mind...
**[10:18] ---**
"August 7th"
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, I still have no idea.
**[10:24] ---**
But I need to pick something today.
**[10:29] ---**
"Uzaki (Idiot)"
**[10:32] ---**
What's up, Uzaki?
**[10:33] ---**
Well, um...
**[10:36] ---**
Huh?
**[10:37] ---**
I know this is sudden, Senpai.
**[10:40] ---**
What is?
**[10:41] ---**
I want you to be with me! I need you.
**[10:47] ---**
Eh?
**[10:53] ---**
I want you to be with me!
**[10:55] ---**
What's with Uzaki, anyway?
**[10:58] ---**
Oh!
**[11:01] ---**
"Pub"
**[11:01] ---**
Senpai!
**[11:03] ---**
Uh, hey.
**[11:05] ---**
Sorry to spring this on you.
**[11:07] ---**
It's okay.
**[11:09] ---**
So, um, on the phone...
you said you wanted me to be with you?
**[11:15] ---**
About that...
**[11:18] ---**
I just couldn't bring myself to go in alone!
Come with me, Senpai!
**[11:23] ---**
A... pub?
**[11:25] ---**
Your treat! Please?
**[11:28] ---**
What for?
**[11:29] ---**
I told you, remember? My 20th birthday!
**[11:33] ---**
I have high hopes, you know--
**[11:35] ---**
for your wallet, that is!
**[11:39] ---**
"High hopes" --you mean you were
angling for a pub visit all along?
**[11:43] ---**
Yep!
**[11:45] ---**
Huh? What's wrong? C'mon, let's go in already!
**[11:52] ---**
Hmm?
**[11:56] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[11:58] ---**
Celebrating your milestone 20th at a pub?
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, totally! I wanted to try drinking with you.
**[12:06] ---**
Drinking's fun, right?
**[12:09] ---**
That depends on the drinker,
on the circumstances...
**[12:12] ---**
No guarantees.
**[12:15] ---**
Well, if it's *not* fun,
you can do something to *make* it fun!
**[12:19] ---**
Now you're being unreasonable.
**[12:21] ---**
Let's just enjoy ourselves, okay?
**[12:24] ---**
Right.
**[12:26] ---**
Ready?
**[12:29] ---**
Cheers!
**[12:29] ---**
Cheers!
**[12:34] ---**
Okay, here goes!
**[12:36] ---**
Go on, drink up!
**[12:39] ---**
How is it?
**[12:43] ---**
Like a soft drink, but also... not.
**[12:46] ---**
Does it taste good or what?
**[12:49] ---**
There's this, like,
burning in my throat. Deep inside.
**[12:53] ---**
Alcohol will do that.
**[12:55] ---**
What's beer like?
**[12:57] ---**
Want to try?
**[12:59] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[13:01] ---**
Sorry for the wait!
**[13:03] ---**
Enjoy!
**[13:05] ---**
Give that a taste.
**[13:08] ---**
Whoa!
**[13:10] ---**
You okay?
**[13:12] ---**
So this is beer! It's bitter,
but there's more to it than that.
**[13:17] ---**
That's why it goes so great
with fried and salty food!
**[13:21] ---**
Okay, then...
**[13:24] ---**
So juicy!
**[13:26] ---**
Now take a slug of beer.
**[13:32] ---**
Right? Isn't that delicious?
**[13:33] ---**
They go *fantastic* together!
**[13:35] ---**
The beer resets the grease from the chicken
for fresh new flavor with every bite!
**[13:42] ---**
Wow, you really chugged it.
So what's your verdict?
**[13:45] ---**
It's *great*! So you drink alcohol with food, huh?
**[13:49] ---**
Some people savor it on its own.
**[13:53] ---**
It doesn't matter as long
as you're enjoying yourself.
**[13:56] ---**
In that case, as you so kindly suggested,
I'm gonna do just that!
**[14:01] ---**
That's right--go on, now!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey! Just how much are you ordering?!
**[14:09] ---**
Your wallet is already dead.
**[14:11] ---**
Shut up! Cancel! Cancel those!
**[14:15] ---**
Hidebu!
**[14:17] ---**
Pardon me...
**[14:18] ---**
No horsing around, please.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:25] ---**
Sheesh. Quit screwing around or--
**[14:28] ---**
*Yow*! Spicy!
**[14:29] ---**
What *is* this?
***SIGN*** "Russian Roulette Octopus Balls" "Only 1 is Super Spicy!" "8 for ¥550"
**[14:30] ---**
Looks like one of them is ultra spicy.
**[14:34] ---**
Beer! Beer!
**[14:36] ---**
It's empty?!
**[14:37] ---**
And no water, either!
**[14:38] ---**
Uzaki, a drink! Anything!
**[14:40] ---**
Wait just a sec, okay? I'm looking.
**[14:43] ---**
I *can't* wait!
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, I bet *I* can make *this* one.
I should make it for you sometime!
**[14:49] ---**
I'm begging you: make it snappy!
**[14:56] ---**
I thought I was a goner...
**[14:59] ---**
Hey, this is good!
I think I might like *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:02] ---**
Good for you.
**[15:07] ---**
Another round!
**[15:09] ---**
Now wait just one minute!
**[15:10] ---**
What's up?
**[15:11] ---**
You're really knocking 'em back there.
**[15:14] ---**
Take it easy--it *is* your first time.
**[15:17] ---**
Pardon me!
**[15:18] ---**
Your *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:19] ---**
Much obliged!
**[15:22] ---**
That's *too fast*!
**[15:24] ---**
But I'm totally fine.
**[15:26] ---**
Fine? How many is that?
**[15:28] ---**
Good question.
**[15:29] ---**
Is it, now?
**[15:31] ---**
Well, whatever.
Drink some water in there, too.
**[15:38] ---**
I just might be a heavyweight!
**[15:41] ---**
Look, just slow down, will you?
**[15:44] ---**
Sorry for the wait! Your *yuzu* liqueur.
**[15:45] ---**
Thanks.
**[15:46] ---**
Yesss!
**[15:49] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[15:55] ---**
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
**[15:56] ---**
You okay there, Senpai? You're kinda wobbly!
**[16:00] ---**
You're the only one wobbling around here.
**[16:02] ---**
She started out okay but
turned out pretty much as I'd expected.
**[16:06] ---**
I jotted down how much you drank.
Stay under that amount next time, okay?
**[16:11] ---**
Wow, Senpai, you sure got tall all of a sudden.
**[16:15] ---**
That's a utility pole! Walk properly, will you?
**[16:18] ---**
Aw, c'mon, Senpai, carry me!
**[16:21] ---**
Let go of me!
**[16:24] ---**
Piggyback! Baby back... ribs...
**[16:27] ---**
Stop that! Your various...
areas... are all up on me!
**[16:30] ---**
Various areas? Whazzat mean?
**[16:33] ---**
What's touchin' where?
**[16:35] ---**
Jeez, she is one irritating drunk!
**[16:38] ---**
Smooshy...
**[16:39] ---**
Markin' you with my scent...
**[16:41] ---**
No way can I send her home on her own like this.
**[16:44] ---**
Here, stand up. I'll take you home.
**[16:47] ---**
Aw! I'm not goin' home!
**[16:49] ---**
Let's drink at *your* place, Senpai!
**[16:51] ---**
What, more drinking?! Go home and get to sleep, dummy!
**[16:54] ---**
And stand up already! I can see your underwear!
**[16:56] ---**
Who're you callin' a dummy, huh?
**[16:59] ---**
Say, Senpai, d'you know what time it is?
**[17:02] ---**
Huh?
**[17:03] ---**
Yikes! That late?!
**[17:05] ---**
Oh, too bad! No more trains! Ha ha! You dummy!
**[17:10] ---**
*You're* the dummy who can't get home, dummy.
**[17:13] ---**
We can call a cab.
**[17:16] ---**
Uzaki's dumbass drinking drained me dry!
**[17:20] ---**
The ATM should still be running.
**[17:22] ---**
Ugh, but that access fee... and taxis
will be charging pricey late-night fares...
**[17:27] ---**
Let her stay over? I could never!
**[17:29] ---**
I can't think straight with this booze in me!
**[17:32] ---**
Quite the dilemma!
**[17:34] ---**
You wouldn't abandon your junior,
stuck away from home, would you?
**[17:40] ---**
Don't tell me this was
all calculated from the get-go!
**[17:49] ---**
I don't even care anymore.
**[17:51] ---**
We're going to the convenience store.
I want some water.
**[17:53] ---**
Yeah! And alcohol!
I wanna verify my age! 'Cause I'm 20!
**[17:57] ---**
Whatever you want.
**[18:00] ---**
Look, just so you know,
I only have one futon set.
**[18:04] ---**
Wanna sleep together?
**[18:05] ---**
I'm splitting it up, moron! One quilt each!
**[18:12] ---**
Senpai... Hey, Senpai...
**[18:16] ---**
Don't go to sleep, huh?
**[18:19] ---**
I'm begging you, let me sleep.
It's three in the morning!
**[18:23] ---**
Let's play a game.
**[18:25] ---**
No way. You play dirty.
**[18:27] ---**
Aw...
**[18:30] ---**
Are you *still* drinking?!
**[18:32] ---**
Yep!
**[18:33] ---**
Honestly... She needs to learn
about the horrors of alcohol.
**[18:40] ---**
Squid's yummy...
**[18:42] ---**
No--come morning, she'll know.
**[18:46] ---**
Uh-oh... I really am sleepy.
**[18:49] ---**
Fine. I'll just sleep right here, then.
**[18:50] ---**
All right!
**[18:51] ---**
No stun-locking moves this time,
so let's get sparrin'!
**[18:56] ---**
Senpai? Hey, Senpai!
**[18:58] ---**
Pipe down.
**[19:00] ---**
Senpai? Are you asleep for real?
**[19:04] ---**
Well, well.
**[19:06] ---**
Leaving behind your junior
and just... going to sleep?
**[19:09] ---**
Just ignore her.
**[19:13] ---**
Maybe he'll wake up if I kiss him.
**[19:28] ---**
See, I *knew* you were only faking!
**[19:31] ---**
Don't get so worked up.
**[19:33] ---**
It was just a joke--a joke!
**[19:37] ---**
But you sure were frantic there, Senpai.
**[19:41] ---**
Have you never been kissed, by any chance?
**[19:45] ---**
No! Shut up! Go to sleep, idiot!
**[19:52] ---**
Sleepytime...
**[20:03] ---**
Aw...
**[20:05] ---**
My head hurts... I feel awful...
**[20:08] ---**
That's called a hangover.
Life's going to suck for a while.
**[20:12] ---**
I hate it!
**[20:14] ---**
Why are *you* just fine?
**[20:16] ---**
Grown-ups drink in moderation
so *that* doesn't happen.
**[20:19] ---**
What's "modera" --
**[20:22] ---**
Don't worry. Everyone has an alcohol screw-up.
**[20:26] ---**
Good thing your first time wasn't
at some sketchy drinking party.
**[20:30] ---**
It's not good at all!
**[20:32] ---**
But you found your limit right off the bat.
**[20:36] ---**
He's in lecture mode.
**[20:38] ---**
You didn't drink much water, either.
**[20:41] ---**
It takes water to metabolize alcohol.
**[20:43] ---**
Alternate with drinks of water
and you won't get sick.
**[20:46] ---**
You should feel better by noon.
Just have to tough it out.
**[20:51] ---**
Are you listening?
**[20:54] ---**
Wow, she's in hell.
**[21:03] ---**
The bigger the screw-up, the better the lesson.
**[21:05] ---**
Next time, drink as much water as you do booze.
**[21:09] ---**
'S fine. I won't drink again as long as I live.
**[21:14] ---**
Probably for the best.
Though everyone with a hangover says that.
**[21:19] ---**
Never... ever again.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm going to hit the store--
you hold down the fort.
**[21:27] ---**
Rest up, okay?
**[21:31] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:33] ---**
Yeah?
**[21:35] ---**
Thanks a lot... for being with me... at the pub.
**[21:42] ---**
It was fun.
**[21:46] ---**
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
**[21:48] ---**
Oh, I nearly forgot: You're 20 now, Uzaki--
**[21:58] ---**
Happy birthday.
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
**[23:40] ---**
Something's happening!
**[23:41] ---**
Hmm.
**[23:42] ---**
Sak!
# E8 - I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQXPMK/i-want-to-watch-fireworks-together)
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**[00:13] ---**
H-Hey, Uzaki.
**[00:15] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:17] ---**
I'm really sorry for all the trouble
I caused the other day.
**[00:20] ---**
Oh, uh, don't sweat it.
There was a lot of alcohol involved.
**[00:26] ---**
Liquid courage, eh?
**[00:28] ---**
Is he a cheater?
**[00:29] ---**
They're the worst.
**[00:32] ---**
Please accept this.
**[00:34] ---**
What the--?!
**[00:35] ---**
Um... I haven't gotten paid at work yet,
so this is from my mom,
**[00:40] ---**
humiliatingly enough.
**[00:42] ---**
Compensation?
**[00:43] ---**
So he's freeloading!
**[00:44] ---**
Off her mother, too?!
**[00:47] ---**
No, no, it's fine! It was cheap anyway,
and old and worn out!
**[00:52] ---**
I-If this isn't enough,
could I ask you to wait until payday?
**[00:57] ---**
Extortion?
**[00:58] ---**
Maybe he's yakuza!
**[00:59] ---**
C-Call the police!
**[01:01] ---**
Look, I'm totally fine with it, really!
**[01:04] ---**
But... you caught me in
such a compromising position...
**[01:10] ---**
A compromising position?!
**[01:12] ---**
Phrasing, *please*!
**[01:14] ---**
With everything that happened,
this truly is the only thing I can do, Senpai!
**[01:20] ---**
All you did was get my futon a little dirty!
**[01:23] ---**
It was bound to happen--it was your first time!
**[01:26] ---**
*What*?!
**[01:28] ---**
All right, fine!
**[01:30] ---**
I'll take your money. Now forget everything!
Like it never happened!
**[01:35] ---**
It's over! Okay?
**[01:37] ---**
A soiled futon...
**[01:39] ---**
Her first time...
**[01:41] ---**
Like it never happened...
**[01:43] ---**
Men are scum.
**[01:46] ---**
And *my* phrasing, too!
**[01:57] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[03:19] ---**
"Asia Café"
**[03:20] ---**
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
**[03:21] ---**
Thank you very much. Please come again!
**[03:26] ---**
Now, then...
**[03:28] ---**
Looks like things have
settled down for now, Dad.
**[03:31] ---**
Right. Let's take a little break, daughter.
**[03:39] ---**
Hah!
**[03:39] ---**
There!
**[03:43] ---**
Oh, that's right, Sakurai--how
did Hana's birthday turn out?
**[03:48] ---**
We couldn't give you much in the way of advice,
but I hope she was happy, at least.
**[03:58] ---**
Whoa. Looks like we touched a nerve.
**[04:02] ---**
That Uzaki...
**[04:04] ---**
She said she wanted to go drinking with me.
**[04:07] ---**
So she dragged me to a pub and... we drank.
**[04:11] ---**
And then she... no,
we both drank a little too much.
**[04:16] ---**
Before I knew it, we had missed the last train.
**[04:21] ---**
Go on.
**[04:23] ---**
Maybe it was because we were both tipsy...
**[04:26] ---**
Long story short, she wound up
spending the night at my place.
**[04:30] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[04:32] ---**
And then...
**[04:34] ---**
And then?
**[04:36] ---**
A-And then...
**[04:44] ---**
Forgive me. She *is* a woman, for all that.
**[04:49] ---**
It's not my place to say any more.
**[04:52] ---**
A grown man, crying?
**[04:55] ---**
What on earth did she *do*?
**[05:04] ---**
Sure, I had fun at the beach
with the whole gang,
**[05:06] ---**
but there's something about
being alone on a swaying ship--
**[05:10] ---**
What's this? Suddenly I'm sensing
something about to happen in my absence!
**[05:15] ---**
Dammit! I shouldn't have come alone!
**[05:18] ---**
Sir, please!
**[05:20] ---**
I'm coming! Wait for me!
**[05:22] ---**
Sir!
**[05:28] ---**
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
**[05:32] ---**
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
**[05:34] ---**
And so, Hana's been out of sorts
ever since her birthday?
**[05:39] ---**
That's right. I've told her time
and time again not to sweat it.
**[05:43] ---**
Mmm. She must think
she's done something unforgivable.
**[05:52] ---**
No way. That'd be way out of character for her.
**[05:56] ---**
I don't know. Hana makes sure
that line doesn't get crossed.
**[06:02] ---**
Sakurai, you've never had
a *truly* bad time of it, have you?
**[06:07] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[06:09] ---**
That's a turn-off, all right!
**[06:11] ---**
Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
**[06:14] ---**
Woohoo! Got your phone!
**[06:17] ---**
Now that you mention it...
I didn't... *not* not... I guess?
**[06:24] ---**
You seem conflicted.
**[06:26] ---**
So Hana's expressions
of love were really razor-thin...
**[06:31] ---**
Be that as it may!
**[06:34] ---**
He's done pondering!
**[06:36] ---**
I'm glad Uzaki's being quiet,
**[06:39] ---**
but something's... not right.
She's hard to talk to now.
**[06:43] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[06:45] ---**
She's been through plenty herself--
**[06:48] ---**
she could put on a happy face
like she always has before.
**[06:51] ---**
Why isn't she?
**[06:57] ---**
Here, Sakurai. Use this.
***SIGN*** "UZA Neighborhood Association" "Fireworks Festival" "Complimentary Voucher" "This ticket entitles you to freebies at all stalls."
**[07:01] ---**
What is it?
**[07:04] ---**
You know the fireworks festival nearby?
**[07:06] ---**
The neighborhood association
gave us that voucher to use at the stalls.
**[07:10] ---**
*You* are going to invite Hana!
**[07:13] ---**
Huh? Why would I do that?
**[07:16] ---**
You want to patch things up, don't you?
**[07:18] ---**
Well, I mean, it's not like we're arguing or--
**[07:21] ---**
Silence, boy!
**[07:22] ---**
A-Ami?
**[07:26] ---**
Even though direct involvement
goes against my principles...
**[07:30] ---**
Look: you are *going*!
**[07:33] ---**
And if you say, "Your smile is
like a chrysanthemum firework,"
**[07:37] ---**
or "You're beautiful from every angle,
too, just like those fireworks"--
**[07:41] ---**
compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
**[07:44] ---**
and her mood *will* improve!
**[07:48] ---**
She's easy like that.
**[07:50] ---**
Wait--I'm supposed to say *that*?
**[07:53] ---**
It touches a father's heart, seeing his daughter
**[07:56] ---**
speak of men and women
despite her utter lack of experience...
**[08:00] ---**
It'll give you an excuse to ask her to come.
**[08:02] ---**
I'm not sure she'd go for it
right now if you offered to pay.
**[08:09] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:13] ---**
"Fireworks Festival"
**[08:32] ---**
Hey! Uzaki!
**[08:38] ---**
Sorry for the wait. There's just so many people!
**[08:41] ---**
No, no, it's fine. I just got here myself.
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[08:47] ---**
Senpai... thank you very much
for inviting me today.
**[08:53] ---**
It's no use. This thing just will not die.
**[08:57] ---**
Seriously, don't worry about it!
**[08:58] ---**
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to hit the stalls
before the show begins?
**[09:36] ---**
That was delicious. Thank you, Senpai!
**[09:38] ---**
Don't mention it.
**[09:41] ---**
I had that voucher, remember.
**[09:44] ---**
I'll have to thank the café owner.
**[09:50] ---**
Senpai?
**[09:52] ---**
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
**[09:56] ---**
Still no dice, huh?
**[09:58] ---**
At a glance, we're *acting* all cheery,
but that awkwardness is still there.
**[10:03] ---**
If she were her usual self...
**[10:05] ---**
Let's go goldfish-dipping, Senpai!
Goldfish-dipping!
**[10:08] ---**
I'm gonna get my loner senpai a roommate!
**[10:12] ---**
When I picture you telling
a goldfish "I'm home"...
**[10:16] ---**
That is *hilarious*!
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah, no. I have to do
something to lift her spirits.
**[10:28] ---**
But *what*?
**[10:31] ---**
Compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
**[10:34] ---**
and her mood *will* improve!
**[10:41] ---**
Uzaki!
**[10:42] ---**
Yes?
**[10:43] ---**
I meant to tell you...
**[10:46] ---**
Um, that yukata you're wearing is amazing.
**[10:50] ---**
Oh, Mom helped me put it on.
**[10:53] ---**
It's nice. Really suits you!
**[10:55] ---**
Huh?!
**[10:56] ---**
You... you think so?
**[10:58] ---**
Bingo! That's the ticket!
**[11:00] ---**
Yeah, it looks *great* on you, all right!
**[11:03] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[11:05] ---**
And those geta sandals!
**[11:06] ---**
Oh, I bought them to go with this yukata.
**[11:09] ---**
Well, they go *perfectly*!
**[11:11] ---**
And your flower hairpin is just so summery!
**[11:14] ---**
I chose that for this yukata, too!
**[11:16] ---**
And your hair--you styled it differently today!
**[11:20] ---**
It looks fantastic!
**[11:21] ---**
So does that!
**[11:21] ---**
That's where I keep my wallet and my phone!
**[11:24] ---**
I bet you could fit a *ton* in there!
**[11:29] ---**
Well, you know, I *did* put
in a lot of effort for today!
**[11:33] ---**
And look--I may have managed
to charm my dead-inside senpai!
**[11:37] ---**
"Hana Uzaki is Back!"
**[11:41] ---**
Y-Yeah! You're absolutely
outstanding today, Uzaki, no lie!
**[11:44] ---**
Am I? I am, right?
**[11:46] ---**
I worked really hard, so you better be grateful!
**[11:49] ---**
If I'd missed this chance,
you would go your entire *life*
**[11:53] ---**
and never hang out with a girl in a yukata!
**[11:56] ---**
Just suck it up. This is miles better
than meek-and-mild Uzaki!
**[12:01] ---**
Yeah, and with you looking so cute and all,
we'd better have some fun!
**[12:06] ---**
"Cu" --
**[12:07] ---**
"Cute"?! Do *you* really think I'm cute, Senpai?
**[12:12] ---**
Yikes--it just slipped out!
**[12:14] ---**
No... here's my chance.
**[12:16] ---**
You *are* cute! I'm so glad I invited you!
**[12:19] ---**
And thanks so much for coming!
**[12:22] ---**
You're beautiful! A knockout!
You're cute! *So* cute!
**[12:26] ---**
And, uh, you're... you're... you're *cute*!
**[12:29] ---**
That couple's flirting.
**[12:29] ---**
Cute! Yeah, cute!
**[12:30] ---**
He sure is desperate.
**[12:32] ---**
He's got a weak vocabulary, too.
**[12:32] ---**
Cute! Yeah, cute!
**[12:34] ---**
Th-That's enough!
**[12:36] ---**
Had enough, my darling junior?
**[12:38] ---**
That's too many compliments! I *get* it, okay?!
**[12:41] ---**
Whoa, watch it!
**[12:43] ---**
Ugh, Senpai! Why, you... you...
**[12:46] ---**
Calm down, Uzaki! Sorry--I'm sorry!
**[12:49] ---**
Argh!
**[13:01] ---**
Se...
**[13:02] ---**
Senpai!
**[13:05] ---**
"Eiji High School"
**[13:22] ---**
I swallowed some water...
**[13:32] ---**
Hey.
**[13:37] ---**
Practicing by yourself again?
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, Sakurai-*senpai*.
I thought you'd already left.
**[13:45] ---**
I forgot something.
**[13:47] ---**
Didn't I tell you not
to practice alone? It's dangerous.
**[13:50] ---**
Um, well, about that!
**[13:52] ---**
You've shown me how a few times now,
**[13:54] ---**
and I'm always watching
everyone's practices like a coach--
**[13:58] ---**
I thought maybe by now... I'd be a good swimmer.
**[14:04] ---**
But it looks like I'm not
where I thought I would be.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm sorry. And after
everything you taught me, too.
**[14:13] ---**
I see.
**[14:14] ---**
Huh?
**[14:15] ---**
Uh, Senpai?
**[14:19] ---**
He's still a tiny bit frightening.
Especially in this dim light.
**[14:30] ---**
Maybe there's a little more I can do.
**[14:32] ---**
All right. I'll give it my all!
**[14:43] ---**
Aw, why can't I swim better?
**[14:52] ---**
Senpai?
**[15:01] ---**
Wow, he's really good. No wonder he's a starter.
**[15:10] ---**
Amazing. His movements are so intense,
yet he's so quiet--unlike me.
**[15:18] ---**
Stay calm. Relax your body.
**[15:22] ---**
Huh?
**[15:22] ---**
Maintain correct form
as you slice through the water.
**[15:25] ---**
You'll be fine. Human beings generally float.
**[15:30] ---**
Oh, um, right! I'll give it a try!
**[15:52] ---**
What's up?
**[15:53] ---**
Nothing. Just... I haven't gotten any better.
**[16:00] ---**
Huh?
**[16:05] ---**
The fireworks festival is today.
**[16:10] ---**
Is it, now?
**[16:13] ---**
Hang on a sec.
**[16:15] ---**
Senpai?
**[16:23] ---**
Uzaki. Here.
**[16:26] ---**
Huh? Er...
**[16:28] ---**
Aren't you hungry?
**[16:29] ---**
Well, I *did* do all that swimming...
**[16:32] ---**
Thanks.
**[16:40] ---**
It's good.
**[16:43] ---**
You're almost there. Keep it up.
**[16:54] ---**
I feel like I should apologize, Sakurai-*senpai*.
**[16:57] ---**
You went over it with me so many times.
**[17:00] ---**
Uzaki?
**[17:02] ---**
Listen, I--
**[17:11] ---**
Gorgeous!
**[17:11] ---**
So beautiful!
**[17:14] ---**
Senpai!
**[17:15] ---**
Whoa!
**[17:18] ---**
Look! Just look at that!
**[17:21] ---**
So pretty... and so *big*!
**[17:26] ---**
Wow...
**[17:45] ---**
Senpai?
**[17:47] ---**
Mmm... Uza--
**[17:50] ---**
Oh, thank goodness. You're awake!
**[17:53] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:55] ---**
Am I--on Uzaki's lap? Why? How?!
**[18:01] ---**
Did I... pass out?
**[18:04] ---**
Not for very long at all.
**[18:06] ---**
The fireworks show hasn't even started yet.
**[18:10] ---**
Oh...
**[18:12] ---**
Hey, no getting up!
**[18:16] ---**
The person who helped me carry you
said that even if you're awake,
**[18:19] ---**
you ought to stay lying down for a while.
**[18:22] ---**
R-Right...
**[18:26] ---**
Maybe it's because my line of sight is
blocked... but damn, something smells *great*.
**[18:32] ---**
Senpai...
**[18:33] ---**
Yeah?
**[18:35] ---**
I'm so sorry. A thousand times sorry.
**[18:38] ---**
It's fine, really.
Besides, this was an accident.
**[18:43] ---**
I got pretty carried away myself.
**[18:47] ---**
Yeah, but...
**[18:49] ---**
Don't sweat it, truly. I'm begging you.
**[18:53] ---**
Okay. Understood.
**[18:56] ---**
Man. She'd only just bounced back--and now this.
**[19:01] ---**
Not that I can see it,
but I bet she's making that face again.
**[19:06] ---**
That's right--the same face
she made back then, too.
**[19:10] ---**
It's like Ami and the café owner said:
she's thinking about appearances.
**[19:15] ---**
But when *she* does that?
It's only natural things would feel a little off.
**[19:22] ---**
Listen, Uzaki...
**[19:25] ---**
When you started at our college last year?
**[19:28] ---**
Honestly, I didn't think much
about you becoming my junior again.
**[19:35] ---**
But you know...
**[19:37] ---**
You started getting really
buddy-buddy with me last spring.
**[19:42] ---**
To tell you the truth,
you seriously got on my nerves.
**[19:48] ---**
Still...
**[19:50] ---**
I thought back on everything
that's happened so far.
**[19:55] ---**
You tagged along everywhere I went,
**[19:57] ---**
sometimes even infringing
on the spaces I used for relaxation.
**[20:01] ---**
But we hung out together,
going to the beach and the cat café,
**[20:06] ---**
even reaching the point where
the two of us could go drinking.
**[20:09] ---**
And going to see the fireworks,
like we are today...
**[20:15] ---**
Until last year, I'd never done
so much or gone to so many places.
**[20:21] ---**
I could do without all the noise...
**[20:23] ---**
but when it comes down to it, it was pretty fun.
**[20:28] ---**
And what's more...
**[20:30] ---**
I hate to say it,
but it's probably thanks to you
**[20:35] ---**
that I've gotten used to that kind of thing.
**[20:41] ---**
So, uh, what I'm saying is... don't be so down.
**[20:46] ---**
It messes things up.
**[20:48] ---**
Senpai...
**[20:52] ---**
There's still some summer break left.
Let's go somewhere again.
**[20:56] ---**
If you're okay with that.
**[21:00] ---**
Well... Well, if you insist!
**[21:03] ---**
I'll keep you company on
your loner summer break!
**[21:08] ---**
Good. I hope you will.
**[21:16] ---**
Hey, it's started.
**[21:18] ---**
It sure has.
**[21:25] ---**
Can you see the fireworks, Senpai?
**[21:28] ---**
Just barely.
**[21:30] ---**
Just barely?
**[21:31] ---**
Never mind.
**[21:36] ---**
What a show!
**[21:38] ---**
Keep it up!
**[21:41] ---**
I can't see a thing.
**[21:47] ---**
Nah--I'm fine right here.
**[21:51] ---**
Senpai?
**[21:52] ---**
Yeah?
**[21:53] ---**
Where are you going tomorrow?
Wherever it is, I'll come with you.
**[21:59] ---**
Right. What *should* we do tomorrow, huh?
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
# E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD75WD/tsuki-uzaki-wants-a-thrill)
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**[00:06] ---**
Darjeeling? Or perhaps chamomile?
**[00:09] ---**
Oh, I don't know!
**[00:12] ---**
I should have asked Hana what would be best.
**[00:15] ---**
You're all I have.
**[00:18] ---**
Huh?
**[00:20] ---**
Imagine if you were serious,
saying that to an older woman like me.
**[00:25] ---**
But... I *am* serious!
**[00:28] ---**
Dear me! With a 25-year age difference?!
**[00:33] ---**
Oh, my!
**[00:35] ---**
Hana's senpai should be here any minute now.
**[00:47] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:10] ---**
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
**[02:11] ---**
You're a real upstanding guy, Senpai.
**[02:14] ---**
I know you want to return
what I overpaid for your futon,
**[02:18] ---**
but Mom says you don't have to.
**[02:20] ---**
No--you gave me too much.
**[02:23] ---**
And since *you* won't accept the money,
I have to return it directly.
**[02:27] ---**
It's only too much because
you bought a cheap replacement.
**[02:31] ---**
This was your chance to get a good one!
**[02:36] ---**
You sure are quiet today.
**[02:39] ---**
Are you *nervous*?
**[02:42] ---**
What, is this your first
time visiting a girl's house?
**[02:45] ---**
It is. I have an upset stomach.
**[02:48] ---**
Boy, you surrender fast
when you're cornered, huh.
**[02:51] ---**
Where do you think I live, anyway?
It's not a haunted house, you know.
**[02:56] ---**
It's okay--you won't be gobbled up.
**[03:00] ---**
And we have cats. All-you-can-pet!
**[03:05] ---**
What an obvious change of expression.
**[03:07] ---**
Are you putting up
with this because of the *cats*?
**[03:11] ---**
Yeah, right.
**[03:15] ---**
Now I'm ticked.
**[03:18] ---**
Here we are! I told Mom
I'd be bringing you along.
**[03:24] ---**
I'm home!
**[03:26] ---**
Hello!
**[03:29] ---**
Welcome! Is this your senior at college, Hana?
**[03:29] ---**
"Tsuki Uzaki - 43"
**[03:33] ---**
She's told me all about you!
**[03:41] ---**
Scary!
**[03:43] ---**
S-Such a penetrating glare!
**[03:46] ---**
This is no ordinary fellow. He's so *big*!
**[03:49] ---**
She never told me her senior was a boy!
**[03:53] ---**
Hi! I'm Hana's mother.
**[03:56] ---**
Pleased to meet you. I'm Sakurai.
**[03:59] ---**
Thank you for offering
to pay to replace my futon.
**[04:03] ---**
My, he's more well-mannered than he looks.
**[04:07] ---**
I'd like to return some
of the money you gave me.
**[04:13] ---**
It's no use. His eyes really are fierce!
**[04:17] ---**
C'mon, Senpai. Quit standing around
chatting in the foyer and come in already!
**[04:22] ---**
What? He's coming *in*?!
**[04:24] ---**
I'll return the money and be on my way.
**[04:26] ---**
That's right--I mustn't keep him!
**[04:36] ---**
Very well.
**[04:37] ---**
If you insist.
**[04:43] ---**
I see.
**[04:45] ---**
I believe I understand the situation.
**[04:48] ---**
Hana gave you too much money for the futon,
so you've come to return the surplus?
**[04:53] ---**
That's far.
**[04:55] ---**
I tried to give it to Hana,
but she wouldn't take it.
**[04:59] ---**
I hate to intrude,
but I thought I'd return it directly.
**[05:02] ---**
"Hana"...
**[05:04] ---**
Hana? A moment?
**[05:07] ---**
Huh? What is it?
**[05:10] ---**
It was always only "my senior at college"!
**[05:14] ---**
Since when did you spend
the night at a *boy's* place?!
**[05:18] ---**
That hurts!
**[05:19] ---**
No wonder she's mad.
**[05:22] ---**
But Senpai's all right!
**[05:25] ---**
You know that's not the point!
**[05:28] ---**
*You* might be fine, but Sakurai--
**[05:30] ---**
Well, he's... you know!
**[05:34] ---**
I can't really argue.
**[05:37] ---**
I think I get the gist.
**[05:39] ---**
This girl's been a terrible
bother to you all this time.
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, no, really.
**[05:45] ---**
Please--keep going.
**[05:48] ---**
Senpai!
**[05:49] ---**
What the *heck*?!
**[05:50] ---**
My looking after you is a big *bother*?
**[05:54] ---**
No, not at all. One time out of ten,
I'm grateful for it.
**[05:58] ---**
So I'm batting .100?! Why, you little--
**[06:01] ---**
What do you mean, one time out of ten?
**[06:01] ---**
I think I can see how their
time together has been going.
**[06:03] ---**
What does that even mean?
**[06:04] ---**
Calm down.
**[06:05] ---**
What am I supposed to do, huh?
**[06:07] ---**
You're a total loner!
**[06:07] ---**
They *do* seem awfully close, though.
**[06:09] ---**
But--
**[06:10] ---**
And you're only grateful *once*?
**[06:10] ---**
Sakurai must be good for Hana--as
her senior and as a friend.
**[06:12] ---**
Yeah, well--
**[06:13] ---**
Forget that! Thank me more!
**[06:16] ---**
He may look frightening, but he seems
serious enough, thank goodness.
**[06:20] ---**
All that worry for nothing.
**[06:22] ---**
Still, Hana bringing a boy home?
**[06:26] ---**
Perhaps I'll have *other* things
to worry about before long!
**[06:30] ---**
Kidding!
**[06:33] ---**
Sakurai is staring right at me.
**[06:38] ---**
Not at *me*, as such.
**[06:40] ---**
At my... *chest*?!
**[06:45] ---**
His eyes fixed so shamelessly
on this one spot...
**[06:48] ---**
We've only just met!
Don't tell me he's after my body!
**[06:52] ---**
He... He can't want me *and* my daughter?!
**[06:58] ---**
Man, I love cats.
**[07:01] ---**
Ready to start petting, Senpai?
**[07:03] ---**
Hana!
**[07:04] ---**
I mean... if I can.
**[07:07] ---**
Sa-Sakurai!
**[07:10] ---**
You probably can't just yet.
She's on high alert.
**[07:13] ---**
She's not approaching you, right?
**[07:15] ---**
"Probably"? "Yet"?!
**[07:17] ---**
She's just shy around strangers.
**[07:18] ---**
"Shy around strangers"?
**[07:21] ---**
Stop by often enough and she'll get used to you.
**[07:23] ---**
Before you know it, *she* might be coming to *you*!
**[07:26] ---**
Absolutely *not*! There is *no chance* of that!
**[07:29] ---**
What are you *saying*?!
And right in front of your mother!
**[07:32] ---**
Right. It might not fly today...
**[07:36] ---**
Huh?
**[07:39] ---**
But one day... I'd like to hold her.
**[07:44] ---**
Well, I've returned your money
and all, so I'll be leaving.
**[07:48] ---**
Oh!
**[07:49] ---**
What, so soon?
**[07:50] ---**
Yeah. I don't want to overstay my welcome.
**[07:53] ---**
Er, um...
**[07:55] ---**
Then can I come over to your place?
We can get some gaming in!
**[07:58] ---**
Sure, whatever.
**[08:01] ---**
Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye.
**[08:04] ---**
See you later, Mom!
**[08:08] ---**
Why is my heart pounding so?
**[08:12] ---**
"Cue one weird red flag"
**[08:18] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[08:21] ---**
Here you go, Mom.
**[08:23] ---**
Thanks.
**[08:24] ---**
I have work to do, so just relax
and take your time, okay?
**[08:28] ---**
Uh-huh! Good luck!
**[08:31] ---**
I came to see Hana at work.
**[08:35] ---**
And I *am* glad I could see
this previously unknown side of her.
**[08:38] ---**
But...
**[08:42] ---**
I never thought Sakurai would be here, too!
**[08:47] ---**
Well, hello! I understand you're Hana's mother?
**[08:50] ---**
She's so young!
**[08:52] ---**
Nice to meet you.
You've been so kind to my daughter.
**[08:56] ---**
No, no--she's been good to *us*.
Hana's a hard worker.
**[09:01] ---**
I understand it's her first part-time job--
**[09:03] ---**
maybe it's her cheery disposition that
lets her be so outgoing with customers.
**[09:09] ---**
Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
**[09:12] ---**
And she's a big hit with our customers, too!
**[09:16] ---**
See?
**[09:16] ---**
Eh?
**[09:18] ---**
And then--
**[09:19] ---**
Right?
**[09:21] ---**
Hello there!
**[09:22] ---**
Hana!
**[09:24] ---**
Children just love Hana.
**[09:27] ---**
"Crayon"
**[09:27] ---**
She's always happy
to spend time with bored kids.
**[09:28] ---**
C'mon, let's draw!
**[09:31] ---**
I drew a kitty!
**[09:31] ---**
Only when she's free, of course.
**[09:32] ---**
Look!
**[09:33] ---**
Wow! That's fantastic!
**[09:35] ---**
So that's how she's doing.
**[09:38] ---**
As a parent, I was honestly worried...
but I feel a little better now.
**[09:44] ---**
I'm a parent, too--I get
where you're coming from.
**[09:48] ---**
When it comes down to it, turning customers
into fans is the service industry ideal.
**[09:54] ---**
After all, fans are frequent visitors.
**[09:57] ---**
Hana gives them a reason to come.
That gives us a big advantage.
**[10:01] ---**
It's not something first-timers
can usually pull off.
**[10:04] ---**
You've got yourself a winner.
**[10:07] ---**
All this praise is more
than I can possibly bear.
**[10:11] ---**
I'm just happy she's useful.
**[10:13] ---**
There *is* one more factor that brings
those moms in on the regular.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh?
**[10:22] ---**
Do... do you mean Sakurai?
**[10:26] ---**
You know him?
**[10:28] ---**
Er... yes, s-somewhat.
**[10:30] ---**
His eyes are fierce, but once
you get past that, he's a closet hunk!
**[10:35] ---**
Not to mention tall, slim, and fit!
**[10:37] ---**
With a serious personality and good manners!
**[10:40] ---**
He checks *all* the boxes!
**[10:42] ---**
When you put it like that...
yes, I suppose, perhaps...
**[10:47] ---**
He used to be an athlete,
so he knows how to speak to his elders.
**[10:52] ---**
More than anything, though,
he's dignified--and grown-ups like that.
**[10:57] ---**
I-Is that so...
**[10:59] ---**
You know those moms are *all about* stopping
by if they can chat with a young man
**[11:04] ---**
*and* have someone look after their kids!
**[11:07] ---**
We are making *bank*!
**[11:09] ---**
Don't talk so shady about your father's café.
**[11:14] ---**
I understand how he'd make fans...
**[11:18] ---**
But what about Sakurai?
**[11:22] ---**
Huh?
**[11:23] ---**
What... *about* him?
**[11:25] ---**
Oh! Um, well, that is...
how should I put this... F-For example...
**[11:33] ---**
Does he like...
**[11:36] ---**
...married women? Older women?
**[11:41] ---**
Oh--so she's...
**[11:43] ---**
"The dawning of various realizations"
**[11:45] ---**
Boss?
**[11:48] ---**
Now that the beans are here,
I'll get the stockroom sorted.
**[11:51] ---**
I'll help!
**[11:55] ---**
There appears to be a...
significant misunderstanding.
**[11:59] ---**
What?
**[12:00] ---**
It's all right! He's no cougar hunter.
**[12:05] ---**
He's just a doofus.
**[12:07] ---**
Oh, i-is he?
**[12:09] ---**
Yes! He's always been prone
to taking things the wrong way.
**[12:13] ---**
"Married women"? Yikes.
**[12:15] ---**
Have no fear. He and your daughter
work beautifully together.
**[12:21] ---**
"Married women"? Uh-oh.
**[12:24] ---**
Yes... Yes, of course!
I don't know what I was thinking.
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, I'm mortified!
Please--forget I said anything!
**[12:33] ---**
She blushes exactly like her daughter.
**[12:33] ---**
Why, what was I even *saying*?
**[12:37] ---**
A coffee bean?
**[12:38] ---**
Yep. You have to properly mature these babies.
**[12:46] ---**
Hana? I'm going to be on my way.
**[12:49] ---**
Oh, uh-huh. Do you prefer mature adults, too?
**[12:53] ---**
Huh?
**[12:53] ---**
Mature... adults? Yeah, I guess.
That would be my preference, yeah.
**[12:58] ---**
You know, like...
there's just this overall *richness*.
**[13:03] ---**
"Richness"?
**[13:04] ---**
But an old hand would
try 'em just like that, right?
**[13:09] ---**
Apparently. Gotta take it easy, though.
**[13:12] ---**
Overindulge and you get
so excited that you can't sleep.
**[13:15] ---**
"Ex... Excited"?!
**[13:18] ---**
Wanna try with what we have? Now's your chance.
**[13:23] ---**
You know I can't!
**[13:26] ---**
Still...
**[13:28] ---**
I plan on getting a real good
taste before too long.
**[13:34] ---**
Aha! You're an old hand, Senpai!
**[13:36] ---**
Cut it out, dum-dum.
**[13:39] ---**
I knew it... he has his eye on me!
**[13:41] ---**
"The misunderstanding quietly grows deeper"
**[13:49] ---**
Yesss! I win yet again!
**[13:53] ---**
You sure are wimpy, Senpai!
**[13:56] ---**
What did you expect?
I've never played this game before!
**[13:59] ---**
That's hardly an excuse.
**[14:02] ---**
Why, I only just bought this game two days ago!
**[14:06] ---**
Although I did spend yesterday
training hard so I could kick your butt.
**[14:13] ---**
That's dirty!
**[14:14] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes to see you frustrated.
**[14:18] ---**
You say that like you're proud, you chicken!
**[14:20] ---**
Oh, is that the last howl of a dog
with its tail between its legs?
**[14:24] ---**
Ha ha, loser pooch!
**[14:28] ---**
I'm going to grab a drink.
**[14:30] ---**
Grab one for me, too!
**[14:32] ---**
Oh?
**[14:33] ---**
What? You lost, right?
One favor is the least you could do.
**[14:40] ---**
Tch. Fine.
**[14:43] ---**
Aw, man, we should have made it interesting!
**[14:47] ---**
Like, loser runs to the store
to buy the winner a new kind
**[14:49] ---**
of slightly pricey pudding!
**[14:52] ---**
Win one game and you act like you own the place.
**[14:56] ---**
Sheesh. And to think
your mom is so quiet and kind.
**[15:01] ---**
Huh?
**[15:02] ---**
Hmph!
**[15:08] ---**
Mmm-hmm! It came out great again!
**[15:14] ---**
Huh?
**[15:16] ---**
We can't--I have a husband!
**[15:19] ---**
What are you saying, Akiko?
**[15:20] ---**
I'm* the one who can treat you right!
**[15:20] ---**
That's mean, confessing your love right there!
**[15:23] ---**
No...
**[15:27] ---**
Huh?
**[15:29] ---**
Ah, what a lovely soak!
**[15:35] ---**
Oh!
**[15:37] ---**
What... What is it?
**[15:41] ---**
Nothing.
**[15:47] ---**
Does my daughter have her eye on me, too?
**[15:50] ---**
Check, please.
**[15:53] ---**
Thank you very much. Please come again!
**[15:58] ---**
Is... Is something wrong, Uzaki?
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, no, no. Don't mind me.
**[16:06] ---**
Normally she'd be all...
**[16:08] ---**
Thanks heaps!
**[16:10] ---**
Do it *right*!
**[16:14] ---**
Yow!
**[16:15] ---**
Okay, you jerk! I know you did *something*!
**[16:18] ---**
Take *that*!
**[16:18] ---**
Yes, I did! I did! I totally did!
**[16:22] ---**
Just please--stop flicking ice water at me!
**[16:25] ---**
I see. No wonder Hana's mad.
**[16:29] ---**
You tactless brute!
**[16:32] ---**
Mmm. Though it's great to
be courteous with our customers,
**[16:36] ---**
she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
**[16:38] ---**
What to do?
**[16:42] ---**
I've finished tidying up!
**[16:45] ---**
Heavens, you three!
**[16:47] ---**
Just because we have no customers
doesn't mean you can stand around chatting!
**[16:53] ---**
What's wrong, Senpai?
Why are you staring at my face like that?
**[16:58] ---**
Cut that out.
**[17:00] ---**
What might "that" be?
**[17:02] ---**
The way you're talking!
And acting! It's... it's weird!
**[17:06] ---**
Oh, my! Just yesterday
you told me to mind my manners.
**[17:11] ---**
Today you tell me to stop?
Oh, what *will* I do with you?
**[17:16] ---**
Stop! Please! It's just *awful*!
**[17:19] ---**
And no more of that silly giggle!
**[17:22] ---**
Are you all right, Senpai? If you're
feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
**[17:29] ---**
I can certainly take on your share of work.
**[17:34] ---**
Please, Senpai... take care of yourself.
**[17:42] ---**
Stop that!
**[17:44] ---**
Why do you take damage
when someone's nice to you?
**[17:50] ---**
Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
**[17:52] ---**
Why, if something were to happen to you, I...
**[17:56] ---**
Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
**[17:58] ---**
What's this fake "good junior" crap?
**[18:01] ---**
Go back to your usual screwing around!
**[18:03] ---**
Calm down, Sakurai. Your words are all jumbled.
**[18:08] ---**
You know, Sakurai?
I think Hana's just fine like this, too.
**[18:13] ---**
Farewell!
**[18:15] ---**
Please do look after your health.
**[18:18] ---**
Begging your pardon!
**[18:21] ---**
I foresee a new service offering!
**[18:23] ---**
Ami! Back off a little, would you?
**[18:27] ---**
If you find it that unpleasant,
I could always stop.
**[18:30] ---**
Really?!
**[18:32] ---**
But first...
**[18:33] ---**
Isn't there something
you have to say to me, Senpai?
**[18:39] ---**
Yeah, right! *Me*, say something to *you*?
**[18:42] ---**
Besides, all I could say right now is... *that*!
**[18:49] ---**
I messed up. I'm sorry.
**[18:53] ---**
Ooh!
**[18:53] ---**
Whoa!
**[18:56] ---**
As long as you know.
**[18:58] ---**
"Uzaki F T W"
**[19:01] ---**
The fierce and hulking Sakurai,
meekly eating crow?!
**[19:05] ---**
I smell another potential service
for the housewife market!
**[19:08] ---**
Ami! Be quiet, would you?
**[19:12] ---**
I prefer the usual Uzaki.
**[19:14] ---**
Huh?
**[19:15] ---**
Ah! There it is--Sakurai's famous...
**[19:19] ---**
"W T F Attack"
**[19:24] ---**
It's working, it's working!
**[19:29] ---**
That really is you all over, Senpai.
**[19:33] ---**
Huh? What is?
**[19:35] ---**
I'll tell you what:
**[19:36] ---**
The way you always say stuff without thinking!
**[19:40] ---**
What?! Pot, meet kettle!
**[19:43] ---**
Well, this is all *your* fault, anyway!
**[19:46] ---**
All because *you* got carried away!
**[19:47] ---**
Can we have them take on
different personas for the customers
**[19:51] ---**
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at least?
**[19:53] ---**
I know the older ladies in particular
will love meek and mild Sakurai!
**[19:57] ---**
Then this will hardly be a café anymore.
**[20:00] ---**
Could you please stop trying to put
different spins on your father's café?
**[20:04] ---**
Well, you know *your* problem?
**[20:05] ---**
And you know what *your* deal is?
**[20:07] ---**
No fighting!
**[20:09] ---**
Huh?
**[20:13] ---**
Oh!
**[20:14] ---**
Welcome.
**[20:16] ---**
Hey, now!
**[20:17] ---**
I-I'm sorry she just butted in like that.
**[20:20] ---**
This isn't really a fight.
It's what we call a lovers' quarrel.
**[20:25] ---**
No way!
**[20:25] ---**
It is *not*!
**[20:28] ---**
You can have this. So make up, okay?
***SIGN*** "Lottery Ticket" "One draw per ticket" "Uza Shopping District Association"
**[20:36] ---**
Man. Scolded by a little kid.
**[20:40] ---**
She got us good.
**[20:42] ---**
You were saying some
pretty weird stuff back there.
**[20:46] ---**
Weird stuff?
**[20:48] ---**
You know, like... "the usual Uzaki."
**[20:54] ---**
If I'm not careful, my expression'll slip!
**[20:58] ---**
Hey, look.
**[21:02] ---**
We have that ticket--let's do it!
**[21:04] ---**
Right.
**[21:07] ---**
Th-That means...
**[21:10] ---**
Congratulations are in order!
**[21:13] ---**
Huh?
**[21:14] ---**
You've won the grand prize: a two-night,
one-day trip for two to Tottori!
**[21:19] ---**
Eh?
**[21:20] ---**
Say... what?
**[21:21] ---**
"Gettin' Crabby in the Crab Prefecture"
**[21:25] ---**
"Welcome to Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport!
- Gosho Aoyama"
**[21:31] ---**
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
**[21:34] ---**
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
**[21:34] ---**
"Café Poirot"
**[21:34] ---**
I hate to ask this now...
**[21:36] ---**
What's up?
**[21:38] ---**
Are you sure you're okay coming here with me?
**[21:40] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
**[21:41] ---**
What do you mean, Senpai? You deserve it!
We won together, after all.
**[21:45] ---**
Squee! The Phantom Thief Kid!
**[21:47] ---**
He's so cool!
**[21:48] ---**
This is my first time in Tottori!
**[21:48] ---**
"Case Closed Location Guide"
**[21:50] ---**
Hey, Senpai, your eyes are
totally different. They're kinder!
**[21:54] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[21:55] ---**
Hey, those glasses actually make you look, uh...
**[21:58] ---**
Get it right for once, would you?
**[22:00] ---**
Can it! What are you trying to make me do?!
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
**[23:40] ---**
But why Tottori?
**[23:41] ---**
# E10 - I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0ZDPG/i-want-to-hang-out-in-tottori)
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**[00:06] ---**
Let's get going!
**[00:07] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
**[00:07] ---**
Where to first?
**[00:09] ---**
Well, let's see.
**[00:11] ---**
We're in Tottori, so...
**[00:13] ---**
No Starbucks, just Sandbox!
**[00:16] ---**
Crab rich, cash poor!
**[00:18] ---**
Welcome to Tottori Prefecture!
**[00:20] ---**
What's with that guy, Senpai?
**[00:23] ---**
Don't you know, dummy? Why, he's...
**[00:26] ---**
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
**[00:32] ---**
He's a big shot.
**[00:35] ---**
We should probably hit the sand dunes first.
**[00:38] ---**
Says here we can paraglide--or go sandboarding!
**[00:41] ---**
You like the more active stuff, huh?
**[00:43] ---**
Oh, yeah.
**[00:44] ---**
All solo activities, I notice.
You're going full loner here in Tottori, too!
**[00:49] ---**
And *you* still don't know when to zip it.
**[00:52] ---**
So how are we gonna get there?
**[00:54] ---**
We'll take a bus or something.
**[01:07] ---**
Yoohoo!
**[01:08] ---**
Yo!
**[01:09] ---**
Itsuhito!
**[01:10] ---**
Ami!
**[01:19] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:42] ---**
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
**[02:44] ---**
So you're both here, too!
**[02:47] ---**
Dad gave me a summer break. And then...
**[02:51] ---**
I was thinking of taking
a trip when she ran into me
**[02:53] ---**
and suggested meeting up with you two here.
**[02:57] ---**
Huh! I feel bad, you guys renting a car and all.
**[03:02] ---**
Nah, it's totally fine.
**[03:03] ---**
You're so thoughtful, Sakaki!
**[03:06] ---**
Your personality's a little iffy,
but you sure are thoughtful!
**[03:09] ---**
That personality, though...
**[03:10] ---**
Please, enough with the compliments!
**[03:13] ---**
Those weren't compliments.
**[03:15] ---**
It's definitely more convenient
to travel by car. See?
**[03:20] ---**
It's a lot *broader* than I imagined.
**[03:22] ---**
Right? A rental car is a must
if you want real freedom.
**[03:26] ---**
Spoken like a seasoned traveler.
**[03:28] ---**
You know me!
**[03:29] ---**
So went our story.
But our trip here serves another purpose.
**[03:34] ---**
That's right: Hana and Sakurai,
vacationing alone together...
**[03:38] ---**
I view their relationship as hands-off,
and even *I* couldn't stay away!
**[03:42] ---**
We've been watching over them thus far.
**[03:45] ---**
We have a duty to see
this trip through to its end!
**[03:48] ---**
And we get front-row seats! What a treat!
**[03:51] ---**
Not to mention a trip to Tottori.
**[03:53] ---**
Pure happenstance, but amusing nonetheless.
**[03:57] ---**
These two still don't know the *real* Tottori!
**[04:01] ---**
Hey, a 7-Eleven!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, yeah! So they *do* have them.
**[04:05] ---**
"Tottori Sand Dunes National Park"
**[04:15] ---**
When you see them in person,
they really are spectacular.
**[04:18] ---**
Aren't they? What a sight!
**[04:21] ---**
The Tottori Sand Dunes
measure 2.4 km north to south
**[04:24] ---**
and 16 km east to west.
**[04:26] ---**
They're the largest
accessible sand dunes in Japan.
**[04:31] ---**
The dune in front there is called
the Horse's Back; it's about 50 meters high.
**[04:37] ---**
It's quite popular:
you can see the entirety of the dunes
**[04:40] ---**
and take in views of
the Japan Sea from its peak.
**[04:43] ---**
Wow, nice!
**[04:47] ---**
All right, Senpai! Race you to the ocean!
**[04:50] ---**
You're on!
**[04:52] ---**
If I win, you owe me a *nashi* pear ice cream!
**[04:55] ---**
And if *I* win, *you* owe *me*
a sand-dune coffee ice cream!
**[04:59] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[05:01] ---**
Get set...
**[05:02] ---**
Go!
**[05:09] ---**
The sand's really grabbing my feet.
This is *tough*!
**[05:14] ---**
Hey, hey!
**[05:15] ---**
Wha--
**[05:16] ---**
Hey! What is *that*?
**[05:19] ---**
A sandboard, just like you were
talking about! I reserved one!
**[05:23] ---**
That's not fair!
**[05:25] ---**
Ha! A contest begins well before it starts!
**[05:29] ---**
Catch you on the flip side!
**[05:31] ---**
Dammit!
**[05:34] ---**
You'll never catch up to me, Sen... pai?
**[05:40] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[05:54] ---**
I win.
**[05:58] ---**
A competition...
against this... beautiful backdrop...
**[06:04] ---**
Have you no *soul*?
**[06:06] ---**
I admire your nerve, whining
about losing under the circumstances.
**[06:11] ---**
Still...
**[06:13] ---**
It really is beautiful.
Makes our race seem like small potatoes.
**[06:19] ---**
So I don't owe you?
**[06:20] ---**
No--you do.
**[06:25] ---**
Excuse me!
**[06:28] ---**
Could you please take our picture?
**[06:30] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[06:31] ---**
Thank you!
**[06:34] ---**
Tottori!
**[06:40] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, Atsy-pie, you look *so cool* in that shot!
**[06:45] ---**
And *you* are just *too cute*, Miho-Miho!
**[06:49] ---**
Sh-Shall we?
**[06:52] ---**
I can't walk...
**[06:54] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[06:57] ---**
I still have some strength left.
**[07:08] ---**
It's so round!
**[07:10] ---**
This is Japan's oldest circular school building,
originally a primary school.
**[07:16] ---**
Now dilapidated, it was due to be torn down,
**[07:20] ---**
but the many citizens who wanted it
to remain spurred officials into action,
**[07:24] ---**
and the building was reborn as a museum!
**[07:28] ---**
Now it has various local specialties on display.
**[07:31] ---**
Regional specialties, eh?
**[07:34] ---**
Like *nashi* pears?
**[07:35] ---**
Can't forget Matsuba snow crabs...
**[07:49] ---**
Figurines!
**[07:51] ---**
And Nendoroids, too!
**[07:52] ---**
Tottori is the Manga Prefecture,
the birthplace of many manga artists--
**[07:57] ---**
and home to a figurine factory as well!
**[08:00] ---**
In other words, manga and figurines
are indeed local Tottori specialties!
**[08:06] ---**
I'm starting to get that feeling, yes.
**[08:08] ---**
Really packs an irresistible punch.
**[08:11] ---**
Oh, these are adorable!
**[08:13] ---**
Senpai, buy these for me as a souvenir!
**[08:15] ---**
*Four* of them?
**[08:17] ---**
They look like four sisters--and
I want the full set!
**[08:21] ---**
Oh! Different versions! Double or nothing!
**[08:24] ---**
Double--*nothing*!
**[08:27] ---**
Tottori!
**[08:35] ---**
A rabbit!
**[08:36] ---**
And that "Mistress Himiko!" person.
**[08:39] ---**
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto.
**[08:41] ---**
Also known as Ōnamuji-no-Kami.
**[08:43] ---**
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto,
famously of "The White Hare of Inaba,"
**[08:47] ---**
in enshrined here at Hakuto Shrine.
**[08:51] ---**
Because the deity healed a hare
whose fur had been torn off by a shark,
**[08:57] ---**
the shrine is revered for its benefits
to those with skin diseases and injuries.
**[09:05] ---**
Senpai, look! Rabbit cakes!
**[09:08] ---**
Wow, those look tasty!
**[09:11] ---**
Er, Uzaki? Who's this?
**[09:14] ---**
The shop clerk.
**[09:15] ---**
Would you mind paying, please?
**[09:17] ---**
Much obliged, Senpai!
**[09:19] ---**
Now it's *my* treat?!
**[09:24] ---**
Soft and chewy and oh so delish!
**[09:27] ---**
Good for you.
**[09:29] ---**
Oh, don't be so angry. Here!
**[09:32] ---**
There's enough for you, too.
**[09:34] ---**
All right. Here goes.
**[09:37] ---**
Ack! He's gonna gobble me up!
**[09:41] ---**
Ugh! Curse you humans!
**[09:46] ---**
Nooo!
**[09:47] ---**
Will you shut up? I can't eat like this!
**[09:50] ---**
You're not gonna eat that?
**[09:53] ---**
Well! Don't mind if I do!
**[09:55] ---**
Half! In one bite!
**[09:58] ---**
Mmm-mmm-*mmm*! One more bite!
**[10:02] ---**
As if!
**[10:07] ---**
You're wide open!
**[10:09] ---**
Inattention is the greatest foe.
**[10:12] ---**
Look here...
**[10:13] ---**
Isn't it just so delicious?
**[10:15] ---**
Mmm, it sure is!
**[10:18] ---**
Okay: say "ah"!
**[10:22] ---**
Aw, you ate half of it!
**[10:29] ---**
You have to *notice* these things
*before* you go off on a roll!
**[10:33] ---**
Right...
**[10:35] ---**
Quit looking at my mouth!
**[10:41] ---**
Is this it?
**[10:42] ---**
Yes. Any minute now and they
should tweak to the truth about Tottori.
**[10:53] ---**
May our travels end without a hitch.
**[10:56] ---**
May Senpai's loner ways be healed.
**[10:59] ---**
I'm not a loner!
**[11:01] ---**
Hey, they have fortunes, Senpai!
Let's see who wins!
**[11:05] ---**
It's not a competition.
**[11:07] ---**
But sure.
**[11:09] ---**
"Number 11" "Middling Luck"
**[11:10] ---**
Ha! "Middling Luck"--this *has* to be a winner!
**[11:15] ---**
"Number 18" "Great Luck"
**[11:17] ---**
Nice try! Mine is "Great Luck"--"Great Luck"!
**[11:22] ---**
Looks like I win!
**[11:24] ---**
How's it feel to be all smug about
middling luck and then *lose*, huh? Huh?
**[11:31] ---**
I have no words.
**[11:33] ---**
Now then! What's it say?
**[11:36] ---**
"Hobbies: A gamer is best.
Personality: Preferably a loner.
**[11:40] ---**
Age: One year older.
**[11:43] ---**
Direction: Right in front of"...
**[11:47] ---**
Huh?
**[11:51] ---**
What kind of fortunes *are* these?!
**[11:53] ---**
Huh?
**[12:00] ---**
Don't tell me... is this shrine...
**[12:04] ---**
"Hakuto Shrine couples." "Search."
**[12:08] ---**
Hmph. It seems you've finally arrived.
**[12:12] ---**
You've reached the truth of Hakuto Shrine--
**[12:15] ---**
indeed, that of Tottori itself.
**[12:18] ---**
You *knew*?
**[12:19] ---**
We didn't do all that touring for nothing.
**[12:22] ---**
That myth has linked Hakuto Jinja
to healing skin conditions and injuries.
**[12:28] ---**
But *that* is just a cover!
**[12:31] ---**
That same hare arranged a match between
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto and Yagamihime.
**[12:35] ---**
And based on this, Japan's first love story,
**[12:38] ---**
Hakuto is a *matchmaking*
shrine--rivaling the shrine at Izumo!
**[12:42] ---**
And Tottori is home to two *more* sites,
**[12:44] ---**
both veritable meccas for lovers
on a par with Hakuto Shrine here.
**[12:49] ---**
Do you see what I'm saying?
**[12:52] ---**
No way...
**[12:54] ---**
That's right: to say that
"Tottori tourists" equals "couples in love"
**[12:59] ---**
is no exaggeration!
**[13:00] ---**
"It's an exaggeration"
**[13:02] ---**
That's where you two,
a man and a woman, came to visit.
**[13:04] ---**
And *this* is how everyone else saw you!
**[13:09] ---**
"I'm not too heavy, am I, darling?"
**[13:12] ---**
"You're lighter than
a Tottori dune beetle, my honey!"
**[13:16] ---**
"Mementos of my Tottori trip with you, darling!"
**[13:20] ---**
"I'll take everything on the shelf!"
**[13:23] ---**
"Oh, darling, rabbit cakes
taste best ears first."
**[13:27] ---**
"I'm a tail-first kind of guy, my honey!"
**[13:30] ---**
You have *got* to be *kidding* me!
**[13:32] ---**
But people totally did think you were a couple.
**[13:36] ---**
Ha ha! Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
**[13:39] ---**
Damn you...
**[13:39] ---**
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
**[13:41] ---**
What are you *talking* about?
Me and Senpai, all lovey-dovey? Yeah, right!
**[13:47] ---**
Oh, come off it already!
**[13:49] ---**
Why does everything have
to be about love with you, anyway?
**[13:52] ---**
Is that all there is?
Are you some kind of love fiend?
**[13:56] ---**
You really are hopeless.
**[14:02] ---**
At 1,700 meters tall, Daisen is the
highest mountain in the Chugoku region.
**[14:09] ---**
It's a destination for all seasons with
autumn color and snowy winter landscapes.
**[14:15] ---**
And it's another spot for lovers.
**[14:17] ---**
Not that again...
**[14:19] ---**
That has nothing to do with us!
**[14:22] ---**
C'mon, Senpai. Here's the lift.
**[14:27] ---**
A couple's seat! Isn't that wonderful?
**[14:30] ---**
They must be really in love!
**[14:32] ---**
Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
**[14:38] ---**
Please, go ahead.
**[14:40] ---**
Oh! You must play for the other team!
**[14:42] ---**
Oho!
**[14:43] ---**
*What* "other team"?!
**[14:44] ---**
You're dragging *me* into this?
**[14:57] ---**
I just want to enjoy my Tottori trip!
**[15:01] ---**
It really isn't like that with--
**[15:13] ---**
Uzaki!
**[15:14] ---**
Eeyeah?!
**[15:15] ---**
We came here to hang out in Tottori--that's all.
**[15:18] ---**
To visit the dunes, eat *nashi* and Matsuba crabs,
**[15:21] ---**
and have fun with all
the *Conan* and *Kitaro* stuff!
**[15:25] ---**
Right?
**[15:26] ---**
Uh... yeah.
**[15:28] ---**
All right! So let's forget
the others and enjoy ourselves!
**[15:33] ---**
Senpai...
**[15:34] ---**
We'll show *them*!
**[15:36] ---**
Right on!
**[15:42] ---**
Dammit, Tottori, read the *room*!
**[15:44] ---**
Tottori!
**[15:53] ---**
"Towels used with permission
for filming purposes"
**[15:53] ---**
With 850 years of history,
Misasa is a world-class radium hot spring
**[16:00] ---**
and home to many types of hot-spring treatments.
**[16:04] ---**
It's said that any malady will be cured
after your third morning at this hot spring,
**[16:10] ---**
hence the name: written with
the characters "three" and "morning."
**[16:16] ---**
See you later.
**[16:17] ---**
Yep.
**[16:24] ---**
Phew, I'm beat.
**[16:25] ---**
We did a ton of running around today.
**[16:28] ---**
Are you sure about this? After finally
getting to share a room with Sakurai?
**[16:35] ---**
Just kidding.
**[16:38] ---**
What are you doing? That was your chance!
**[16:41] ---**
I told you, it's not like that.
**[16:45] ---**
Hey.
**[16:47] ---**
It *will* be.
**[16:50] ---**
Itsuhito...
**[16:52] ---**
Look, you're wrong, okay?
**[16:56] ---**
Senpai! Let's go to the steam bath--
**[17:06] ---**
Don't you dare!
**[17:09] ---**
At Misasa Hot Spring, the waters are
for soaking, drinking, and breathing in.
**[17:16] ---**
Inhaling the mist at this steam bath
will cure what ails you from the inside out.
**[17:22] ---**
I bet it'll heal your mean face
if you inhale enough of it.
**[17:26] ---**
Really? I better get breathing, then.
**[17:28] ---**
Hey. Rude.
**[17:30] ---**
Pretty half-hearted comeback there, Sakurai.
**[17:33] ---**
It's so hot, that's all he can manage.
**[17:37] ---**
Wow, you're sweating buckets.
**[17:39] ---**
It's never-ending.
**[17:43] ---**
Can I have your towel, Senpai?
**[17:46] ---**
Just how sweaty *are* you?
**[17:48] ---**
It's pouring out of me. Your towel...
**[17:57] ---**
Senpai, you're all damp and sticky!
**[17:59] ---**
That's *your* fault! Get off me!
**[18:05] ---**
That tickles!
**[18:06] ---**
Sorry--you're going to have to deal with it!
**[18:10] ---**
Yow! Not there!
**[18:12] ---**
Please! Save that for
the privacy of your room!
**[18:16] ---**
Eh?
**[18:25] ---**
Ah, this feels great!
**[18:27] ---**
Especially after sweating so much.
**[18:30] ---**
I was soaking wet!
Senpai wouldn't give me his towel.
**[18:35] ---**
He is *so* inconsiderate!
**[18:37] ---**
Who are you calling inconsiderate?
**[18:39] ---**
Are you eavesdropping on us? Pervert!
**[18:43] ---**
Oh, shut up.
**[18:44] ---**
All that sweating must have
flushed the badness out of you.
**[18:50] ---**
Now go live an orderly life.
**[18:53] ---**
"Badness"? What "badness"?
**[18:55] ---**
*You're* the villain-faced loner introvert!
**[18:59] ---**
If only you'd sweated
out your annoyingness, too.
**[19:04] ---**
And at a hot spring, no less.
**[19:06] ---**
What an unsexy conversation.
**[19:10] ---**
All right--fine!
**[19:12] ---**
Let's see which one of us is worse!
**[19:14] ---**
Oh, you are *on*!
**[19:24] ---**
Gotcha.
**[19:39] ---**
They're just not going in...
**[19:43] ---**
All right: I've got the hang of it.
I can win this.
**[19:48] ---**
You can put those
extra balls in this box, Senpai.
**[19:52] ---**
Hey, thanks.
**[19:54] ---**
Sure thing.
**[19:55] ---**
Now then...
**[19:57] ---**
Hey!
**[19:58] ---**
Tch.
**[20:03] ---**
Hurry up, Senpai!
**[20:05] ---**
Wait up, will you?
**[20:07] ---**
Make it snappy or you're gonna lose!
**[20:11] ---**
This is tyranny!
**[20:13] ---**
So nothing changed, after all that.
**[20:16] ---**
That's all right.
They're tasty enough just as they are.
**[20:22] ---**
Are they, though?
**[20:24] ---**
A frog! What's this for?
**[20:26] ---**
What, indeed?
***SIGN*** "Matchmaking: The *Kajika* Frog"
"Rub this beloved matchmaking *kajika* frog
to make your dream match come true."
**[20:30] ---**
A matchmaking *kajika* frog?
**[20:33] ---**
"Rub to make your dream match come true."
**[20:38] ---**
I guess they *are* pretty tasty.
**[20:41] ---**
Right?
**[20:43] ---**
Thanks for the feast.
**[20:49] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
**[20:50] ---**
We *have* to finish with this place!
**[20:54] ---**
Check out all these *yōkai*, Senpai!
**[20:56] ---**
There are some I know and some I've never seen.
**[21:01] ---**
There are 177 bronze statues of *yōkai*
**[21:04] ---**
over 800 meters of this street,
which leads to Sakaiminato Station.
**[21:09] ---**
177 of them? Amazing!
**[21:12] ---**
What's this, Senpai?
**[21:14] ---**
A dragon?
**[21:16] ---**
Let's see... Nope! It's a *shiro-uneri*!
**[21:19] ---**
*Shiro... uneri*?
**[21:21] ---**
Okay, next! What's this?
**[21:24] ---**
A crayfish?
**[21:25] ---**
Bzzt! An *amikiri*!
**[21:27] ---**
These are tough. What's the next one?
**[21:30] ---**
Right here!
**[21:31] ---**
A yeti!
**[21:32] ---**
*Keukegen*! What's this "yeti" stuff?
That's not even Japanese--whoa!
**[21:38] ---**
Dammit. You try this next one. Here.
**[21:41] ---**
Wait: this is--aw!
**[21:43] ---**
*Rokuro-Kubi*! It's *Rokuro-Kubi*!
**[21:45] ---**
*I* knew *that* one!
**[21:49] ---**
Okay, moving on!
**[21:49] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
**[21:54] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
**[21:54] ---**
Yep, this is the place.
**[21:55] ---**
The Mizuki Shigeru Museum is a must-see.
**[22:03] ---**
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
**[23:40] ---**
# E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU03Z52/does-sakurai-want-to-hang-out-too)
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**[00:05] ---**
Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
**[00:07] ---**
Can I come over?
**[00:10] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[00:11] ---**
Great! I'll be right there.
**[00:16] ---**
Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
**[00:20] ---**
Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
**[00:23] ---**
But...
**[00:25] ---**
...she always leaves her junk here!
**[00:30] ---**
I'm going to have to say something.
**[00:37] ---**
There she is, the jerk.
**[00:41] ---**
Check out the jumbo beanbag
I bought today, Senpai!
**[00:45] ---**
See? It's a big ol' frog!
**[00:47] ---**
It's *way too big*!
**[00:48] ---**
But it comes with a *little* frog!
**[00:51] ---**
Okay, that's cute... but still!
**[01:01] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:24] ---**
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
**[02:26] ---**
What's your take on this place?
**[02:29] ---**
My take? Oh, like spiritually?
**[02:32] ---**
Don't sweat it. The person
behind you is just passing through.
**[02:38] ---**
That's not what I meant!
Cut that out--I'm serious!
**[02:42] ---**
*Your* stuff is taking over *my* apartment!
**[02:45] ---**
Start taking some of it home *today*!
**[02:48] ---**
What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
**[02:53] ---**
I mean, I'm always sitting on
the floor for our gaming marathons.
**[02:57] ---**
My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
**[03:02] ---**
Isn't it the host's responsibility
to make his living space welcoming?
**[03:08] ---**
Or would you rather be responsible
for my butt cramping up?
**[03:12] ---**
The nerve...
**[03:15] ---**
Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
**[03:18] ---**
Fine. The beanbag can stay.
**[03:22] ---**
*But*!
**[03:24] ---**
*This* is the problem!
**[03:26] ---**
Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
**[03:29] ---**
Don't pretend it's not on you!
**[03:31] ---**
You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
**[03:34] ---**
Ugh, what a drag!
**[03:36] ---**
And no fun until we're finished.
**[03:38] ---**
Aw!
**[03:39] ---**
Everything you don't need goes
in this garbage bag today.
**[03:42] ---**
Everything you *do* need goes home with you.
**[03:44] ---**
Fine...
**[03:45] ---**
"The 1008 Lousy Cats"
"Boring D-movie DVD"
**[03:46] ---**
This?
**[03:47] ---**
Don't need it.
**[03:47] ---**
"Paper bags, large and small"
**[03:48] ---**
These?
**[03:49] ---**
Nope.
**[03:49] ---**
"Empty toy capsules"
**[03:51] ---**
And these?
**[03:51] ---**
Nuh-uh.
**[03:52] ---**
See? You don't need *any* of this!
**[03:54] ---**
Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
**[03:56] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[03:58] ---**
Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
**[04:01] ---**
And something that's really been bugging me...
**[04:05] ---**
Oh, this?
**[04:07] ---**
This is a real laugh!
**[04:11] ---**
You blow through this thing here.
**[04:15] ---**
Like so.
**[04:25] ---**
Well?
**[04:27] ---**
Toss it.
**[04:28] ---**
What?! But it's funny!
It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
**[04:33] ---**
Who cares? Besides, you only
left it here because you didn't need it.
**[04:38] ---**
True, true.
**[04:40] ---**
That was too easy! I *knew* you didn't need it!
**[04:43] ---**
It's like, sometimes I have to show things
to you first before it's all settled.
**[04:47] ---**
What the hell?!
**[04:50] ---**
There we go. Nice and roomy again.
**[04:55] ---**
I'm pooped!
**[04:56] ---**
It was only some huge chore because you'd
brought all that crap over.
**[05:01] ---**
I know where this is going.
**[05:03] ---**
Buying all those extra phone chargers...
You just don't *think*, do you?
**[05:09] ---**
Yep: it's lecture time.
**[05:12] ---**
Hey, are you listening?
**[05:14] ---**
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
**[05:17] ---**
Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
**[05:20] ---**
Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
**[05:24] ---**
See, you're always... huh?
**[05:27] ---**
What's with the bag?
**[05:30] ---**
Did you put that in there?
**[05:32] ---**
Oh, uh...
**[05:33] ---**
No, that's something else.
**[05:36] ---**
Are you *kidding* me?
Now you're putting your stuff in my *fri*--
**[05:43] ---**
I-Is this...
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, gosh!
**[05:46] ---**
I thought I'd cook for us today.
It's been a while.
**[05:52] ---**
Uzaki, I... well...
**[05:56] ---**
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have jumped to conclusions.
**[06:01] ---**
Senpai?
**[06:02] ---**
Yeah?
**[06:03] ---**
What would you like for
the main dish? Fish or beef?
**[06:08] ---**
Fish.
**[06:15] ---**
I'm sorry about earlier.
And... this is really good.
**[06:21] ---**
I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
**[06:27] ---**
He's so easy.
**[06:30] ---**
Sakurai?
**[06:32] ---**
Yes?
**[06:34] ---**
Want to try your hand at food prep?
**[06:36] ---**
Eh?
**[06:37] ---**
Why not? It'd be a big help if
you could handle cooking, too.
**[06:42] ---**
Uh, but I--
**[06:43] ---**
Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? *Can* you cook?
**[06:47] ---**
Are you sure about this?
It's not as easy as it looks!
**[06:52] ---**
I'll do it.
**[06:53] ---**
Oh! Will you, now?
**[06:55] ---**
Seriously?
**[06:56] ---**
You probably think I can't
cook my way out of a paper bag.
**[07:00] ---**
It just so happens I *do* cook from time to time!
**[07:05] ---**
Um... what is this?
**[07:08] ---**
Spaghetti Napolitan.
**[07:12] ---**
What on earth?
**[07:14] ---**
Wow.
**[07:16] ---**
I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
**[07:27] ---**
Too much laughing!
**[07:29] ---**
I'm just doing what you told me to do!
**[07:32] ---**
L-L-Let me go!
**[07:35] ---**
Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
**[07:52] ---**
Harder, Senpai...
**[07:57] ---**
Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
**[08:07] ---**
That's enough! My hands are tired!
**[08:10] ---**
Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
**[08:16] ---**
I was surprised to see you here
for a crash course in cooking.
**[08:20] ---**
Sorry about that.
I'd intended to do it at my place.
**[08:24] ---**
He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
**[08:27] ---**
Besides, Mom, you're *my* cooking instructor!
**[08:32] ---**
Thank you in advance.
**[08:39] ---**
Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
**[08:44] ---**
You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
**[08:48] ---**
That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
**[08:52] ---**
Hana! Hey!
**[08:53] ---**
It's okay. I get that all the time.
**[08:57] ---**
All the time?
**[08:58] ---**
Well... you know.
**[09:00] ---**
I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
**[09:05] ---**
What's this?
**[09:06] ---**
I've been having a normal conversation
with Sakurai all this time!
**[09:09] ---**
But how?
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
**[09:19] ---**
When I can't see those eyes of his,
he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
**[09:25] ---**
I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
**[09:27] ---**
Huh? It's fine, really.
**[09:33] ---**
Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
**[09:36] ---**
I have laundry to put away, so...
**[09:39] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
**[09:46] ---**
Want something to drink, Senpai?
I bet you got a little sweaty.
**[09:50] ---**
Yeah. Thanks.
**[09:55] ---**
*Cats*.
**[10:00] ---**
I was anxious at first, but I managed
to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
**[10:04] ---**
He really is a serious and kind person,
just like the people at his job said.
**[10:09] ---**
And now I know I'm fine
as long as I don't look at his eyes.
**[10:13] ---**
Yes, I've made great strides today.
**[10:16] ---**
And just think: a boy wanting
to learn how to cook!
**[10:20] ---**
Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
**[10:25] ---**
I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
**[10:28] ---**
You *did* say you wanted to get some petting in.
**[10:30] ---**
*Petting*?!
**[10:33] ---**
Not with high-alert mode still active.
**[10:36] ---**
I'd hate to scare anyone off.
**[10:38] ---**
I-I-I-I mean, I *am* scared, but-but-but I never--
**[10:43] ---**
It's fine! I saw that one
sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
**[10:48] ---**
I... I was looking at him,
sure--but not like *that*!
**[10:51] ---**
You just gotta *go* for it! Bam!
**[10:53] ---**
Hana?!
**[10:54] ---**
No--I should be more of a gentleman.
**[10:58] ---**
Sakurai?!
**[10:59] ---**
Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
**[11:03] ---**
I just do *not* understand kids these days!
**[11:05] ---**
And why is Hana trying
to pimp out her own mother?!
**[11:10] ---**
No. I can't give up. There's still time!
**[11:15] ---**
I'm back...
**[11:17] ---**
I have to put these kids on the right
path--show them the error of their ways!
**[11:22] ---**
Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
**[11:26] ---**
*That* is an adult's *duty*!
**[11:33] ---**
Homemade's the best!
**[11:34] ---**
Right?!
**[11:41] ---**
It really is your treat today?
**[11:43] ---**
Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
**[11:47] ---**
All riiight! I've been thinking
about rock-climbing for a while now.
**[11:52] ---**
Glad to hear it.
**[11:54] ---**
That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
how fun it is to get my body moving.
**[11:59] ---**
I see. Most pick-up
sports tend to be ball games,
**[12:04] ---**
but rock-climbing really
has you using your muscles.
**[12:08] ---**
Your strength control is all over the place!
**[12:11] ---**
Phrasing!
**[12:13] ---**
In rock climbing,
**[12:15] ---**
you use these holds
to move up this climbing wall.
**[12:18] ---**
The general rule is to
start from a hold labeled S
**[12:20] ---**
and climb to another
labeled G in the same color.
**[12:25] ---**
You'll start out with holds
meant for all four limbs.
**[12:29] ---**
Look for the same color labels
as you make your way up.
**[12:36] ---**
Looking good!
**[12:46] ---**
Okay!
**[12:47] ---**
Good job up there. How'd it feel?
**[12:51] ---**
That was *fun*!
**[12:53] ---**
I'm dying here!
**[12:56] ---**
Complete opposites...
**[12:58] ---**
I couldn't even... think...
my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
**[13:05] ---**
Enough...
**[13:07] ---**
I don't know about this sport...
**[13:10] ---**
No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
**[13:13] ---**
Oh, I bet. Your face is just
glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
**[13:16] ---**
See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
**[13:21] ---**
*You're* the weirdo for
actually *liking* this extreme stuff!
**[13:25] ---**
How do you have so much energy?
**[13:27] ---**
I work out in my spare time.
**[13:30] ---**
I bet you're just sore
because you can't one-up me here.
**[13:34] ---**
What?! I'm not *either*
sore--not in the slightest!
**[13:38] ---**
Great job training up
those useless muscles of yours!
**[13:41] ---**
Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
**[13:44] ---**
Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
**[13:49] ---**
The rules are the same as last time,
but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
**[13:54] ---**
This is a rope-climbing wall;
you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
**[13:59] ---**
I'll go first.
**[14:02] ---**
You catch your breath.
**[14:04] ---**
Bleah.
**[14:09] ---**
I get it... the height on
this one makes it even tougher.
**[14:13] ---**
Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
**[14:19] ---**
Whoops! Where's my foothold?
**[14:22] ---**
And I can't look down, either.
**[14:25] ---**
Move your other leg first, Senpai.
**[14:28] ---**
Step with your right foot first--then
it'll be smooth sailing.
**[14:31] ---**
Where to?
**[14:32] ---**
Just above your right knee.
**[14:35] ---**
I'm not getting it. Where?
**[14:38] ---**
He's holding himself up with his arms!
Is he really a beginner?
**[14:42] ---**
He looks like some kind of insect.
**[14:45] ---**
That was pretty fun!
**[14:47] ---**
Look at you, completely unfazed.
**[14:49] ---**
You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
**[14:52] ---**
Have you recovered, Uzaki?
**[14:55] ---**
He's having so much fun,
my jabs don't reach him!
**[14:58] ---**
Shouldn't you be resting?
**[15:01] ---**
What?! I can *totally* do this! Just watch!
**[15:06] ---**
What are *you* so mad about?
**[15:12] ---**
You all right, Uzaki?
**[15:15] ---**
I... can't do this.
**[15:17] ---**
She looks like a chrysalis.
**[15:20] ---**
I'll just stay here forever.
**[15:22] ---**
Can't go forward, can't go back.
I'll spend my life here.
**[15:26] ---**
That's a weird way to pout.
**[15:29] ---**
I'll lower the rope.
Go ahead and relax your body.
**[15:35] ---**
That was a little too much, huh?
**[15:37] ---**
Rest a while. Let me know
when you're ready to go again.
**[15:41] ---**
But...
**[15:42] ---**
You look like you're done
for today. Want to leave?
**[15:46] ---**
Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
**[15:51] ---**
But...
**[15:52] ---**
You're having fun, aren't you?
Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
**[16:00] ---**
Man, you got me.
**[16:01] ---**
Never thought you'd pick a contest
where you had the complete upper hand.
**[16:05] ---**
I hereby wave the white flag
at your cheap and heartless trap.
**[16:10] ---**
If you feel bad about it,
you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
**[16:14] ---**
Why, you little...
**[16:29] ---**
You look like you did back
in high school, Sakurai-*senpai*.
**[16:40] ---**
"Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
"Kano and Uzaki-*chan*"
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, you didn't have to stop for *us*!
**[16:59] ---**
Sorry to interrupt!
**[17:02] ---**
That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
**[17:05] ---**
C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
We said we're sorry!
**[17:09] ---**
You look like a stray cat who's
trying to say "Never trust a human!"
**[17:14] ---**
Can't say I'm surprised, though.
This *is* the same senpai who's into solo movies!
**[17:20] ---**
You *would* be doing solo karaoke!
**[17:22] ---**
Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
**[17:27] ---**
Apologies for the late addition.
**[17:29] ---**
We were out drinking and
decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
**[17:32] ---**
That's when we spotted *you* here!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, order us some beers, would you?
**[17:38] ---**
I am *definitely* going further
afield for karaoke from now on.
**[17:41] ---**
"Solo Karaoke"
**[17:42] ---**
Solo karaoke!
**[17:44] ---**
True to its name, it's using an
entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
**[17:48] ---**
It's an effective way to practice songs
without worrying about an audience,
**[17:52] ---**
and its adherents are growing in number.
**[17:56] ---**
"However!"
**[17:57] ---**
However!
**[17:58] ---**
Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
**[17:58] ---**
"Karaoke is a group activity"
**[18:03] ---**
so if you're spotted going solo,
**[18:05] ---**
odds are you'll be teased
at school or work the next day.
**[18:07] ---**
"Reception"
**[18:08] ---**
Even the reception desk...
**[18:10] ---**
Loner loser.
**[18:11] ---**
...is no stranger to this sentiment.
**[18:13] ---**
But compared to the shame of being
unable to sing well in front of friends,
**[18:18] ---**
compared to the embarrassment
of whiffing the rap part,
**[18:21] ---**
such treatment is nothing!
**[18:22] ---**
In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
**[18:25] ---**
requires a psyche that stands apart!
**[18:30] ---**
C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
**[18:34] ---**
You damn drunk...
**[18:36] ---**
Look, even if we all go to the
same college and work together,
**[18:42] ---**
you two need to respect people's privacy!
**[18:46] ---**
Enough with the maracas!
**[18:49] ---**
Hey, Hana!
**[18:50] ---**
Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
**[18:55] ---**
Huh?
**[18:56] ---**
Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
**[19:00] ---**
Sure.
**[19:02] ---**
We're back!
**[19:04] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:06] ---**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[19:08] ---**
They were loaning out cosplay outfits
at the front desk, so we tried some on!
**[19:13] ---**
I'm kinda embarrassed!
**[19:14] ---**
But why?
**[19:15] ---**
C'mon, it's fine!
**[19:17] ---**
Here, have a drink.
**[19:23] ---**
Wh-Why am I in the middle?
**[19:25] ---**
Call it a little bonus.
**[19:27] ---**
We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
**[19:32] ---**
These guns are *incredible*.
**[19:35] ---**
Aren't you crowding him
a little over there, Ami?
**[19:40] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[19:44] ---**
Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
**[19:48] ---**
Is it not to your liking?
**[19:49] ---**
"Sakurai is confused!"
**[19:49] ---**
It's not about liking or disliking
or this liking or that liking...
**[19:53] ---**
I'm begging you--spare me!
**[19:56] ---**
You're a tough customer. Very well!
**[19:59] ---**
How's *this*?
**[20:02] ---**
Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
**[20:06] ---**
Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
**[20:09] ---**
You're fine, just fine!
It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
**[20:15] ---**
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
**[20:18] ---**
I was just thinking that this is
no place for anyone in his right mind.
**[20:24] ---**
So chill!
**[20:26] ---**
I guess I *am* the only sober one here.
**[20:30] ---**
Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
**[20:32] ---**
Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
**[20:34] ---**
Yahoo!
**[20:34] ---**
Yippee!
**[20:38] ---**
I like that about you, Sakurai!
**[20:40] ---**
Sure, yeah, thanks.
**[20:42] ---**
Anything I say now will
only escalate the situation.
**[20:46] ---**
I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
**[20:49] ---**
Can I put in the next song?
**[20:51] ---**
Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
**[20:53] ---**
Can I order more drinks?
**[20:54] ---**
Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
**[20:57] ---**
Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
**[21:01] ---**
Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
**[21:06] ---**
Oh, wow, I never thought
you'd give a straight answer.
**[21:10] ---**
No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
**[21:13] ---**
Pervert.
**[21:19] ---**
C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
**[21:25] ---**
I think I'll have that drink now.
**[21:36] ---**
That you, Uzaki?
**[21:38] ---**
Hey, about yesterday...
when I said "bunny girl," I--
**[21:46] ---**
What happened?! Here, come inside.
I'll grab a towel.
**[21:50] ---**
Senpai.
**[21:53] ---**
I can't hang out with you anymore.
**[21:58] ---**
Huh?
**[23:39] ---**
"Episode 12: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out More!"
**[23:40] ---**
Senpai!
# E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW42D/uzaki-chan-wants-to-hang-out-more)
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**[00:05] ---**
I can't hang out with you anymore.
**[00:08] ---**
Huh?
**[00:10] ---**
I... I did something
that can't be undone. Again.
**[00:15] ---**
Now just calm down and tell me why. Okay?
**[00:19] ---**
But... I don't want to be a bother...
**[00:22] ---**
Idiot. Who cares about that now?
If there's anything I can do, I'll do it!
**[00:29] ---**
Senpai...
**[00:31] ---**
Did you just say you'd do *anything*?
**[00:36] ---**
Well, that's not--
**[00:38] ---**
What's with that face?
**[00:40] ---**
I discovered I hadn't even *touched* that report
I had for homework over summer break!
**[00:46] ---**
What?
**[00:47] ---**
Same screw-up as last year!
**[00:50] ---**
Why do college students still
get summer homework, anyway?
**[00:56] ---**
Now my mom's mad,
my little brother's teasing me--it's awful!
**[01:02] ---**
Hey! Why'd you close the door?!
**[01:04] ---**
If you want me to hang out with you
this summer, help me with my report!
**[01:08] ---**
Shut up! Do it yourself!
**[01:11] ---**
Oh, c'mon! Please? Senpai!
**[01:14] ---**
Senpai! Open up! Senpai!
**[01:15] ---**
She really is hopeless.
**[01:26] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[02:49] ---**
"Episode 12: Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out More!"
**[02:54] ---**
That's Hana, all right.
**[02:56] ---**
It's not funny.
**[02:58] ---**
She's getting more comfortable by the day.
**[03:01] ---**
I'm telling you; she must have been
hiding her claws way back when.
**[03:05] ---**
Meow.
**[03:06] ---**
I see...
**[03:08] ---**
Oh, boss, let me handle the heavy stuff.
**[03:11] ---**
Please. This is nothing.
**[03:17] ---**
Boss!
**[03:20] ---**
Threw out your back, huh?
That hasn't happened in a while.
**[03:24] ---**
W-We'll close for today.
I'll get to the chiropractor.
**[03:32] ---**
I guess we have no choice.
**[03:34] ---**
Who has a driver's license?
**[03:37] ---**
I do.
**[03:37] ---**
I'm making an appointment at the clinic.
**[03:40] ---**
Could you take Dad there in our car?
**[03:43] ---**
Hana, you and I will close up.
**[03:45] ---**
Got it.
**[03:45] ---**
Got it.
**[03:47] ---**
*Or*...
**[03:49] ---**
*I* could be manager for a day.
**[03:54] ---**
And I'll come back to find
my café's been hijacked. Close it.
**[04:01] ---**
"Closed"
**[04:03] ---**
Thanks for cleaning up.
**[04:06] ---**
Here. It's on the house.
**[04:07] ---**
Yay! Thank you!
**[04:12] ---**
How's it compare to Dad's?
**[04:14] ---**
It's good!
**[04:16] ---**
I like the depth of flavor in his coffee,
but I like the fresh taste of yours, too.
**[04:22] ---**
Will you inherit the café one day?
**[04:25] ---**
Inherit it? Yeah, I'd like that.
**[04:27] ---**
Or... *take* it, maybe?
**[04:30] ---**
Why reword it to sound so threatening?
**[04:34] ---**
It won't be happening anytime soon, though.
**[04:37] ---**
There's so much I still need
to be able to run a business.
**[04:41] ---**
A driver's license, for one thing.
**[04:43] ---**
"Chiropractic Clinic"
**[04:45] ---**
Thank goodness Sakurai was around today.
**[04:55] ---**
He's always been like that:
surly but accommodating.
**[04:59] ---**
Don't be afraid to use him.
**[05:01] ---**
He's not a *tool*, Hana--
**[05:04] ---**
Huh?
**[05:05] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:07] ---**
Nothing.
**[05:09] ---**
What were you two like in high school, anyway?
**[05:13] ---**
Eh?
**[05:14] ---**
You were in the swim club together, right?
**[05:16] ---**
Did you flirt--er,
hang out then like you do now?
**[05:19] ---**
Oh, we actually started hanging out
a little after we started college.
**[05:25] ---**
Huh! That's a tad surprising.
**[05:29] ---**
We only saw each other
for club business in high school.
**[05:32] ---**
Even the first time we met--
**[05:34] ---**
Let's see... it was...
**[05:36] ---**
The swim club?
**[05:38] ---**
I'm not much of a swimmer...
**[05:41] ---**
No, no--you'd be a manager!
**[05:43] ---**
You're not in any club, are you?
We can both join!
**[05:46] ---**
I know some cute third-years
there from middle school. C'mon!
**[05:50] ---**
I don't know...
**[05:53] ---**
Please! I'm too chicken to go alone!
**[05:56] ---**
What the heck?
**[06:00] ---**
We have two first-year
managers joining us today.
**[06:04] ---**
Look after them, all right?
**[06:08] ---**
Calm down! Ugh, pathetic!
**[06:11] ---**
As you can see, we're a pretty big bunch.
**[06:14] ---**
It won't be easy, but do your best.
**[06:16] ---**
Okay!
**[06:17] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[06:19] ---**
This third-year manager will show you the ropes.
**[06:23] ---**
Thanks!
**[06:24] ---**
Sure thing.
**[06:26] ---**
Welcome!
**[06:27] ---**
Thanks for having us.
**[06:30] ---**
Let me explain what you'll be doing.
**[06:32] ---**
Mornin'!
**[06:33] ---**
Ah, Sakurai.
**[06:35] ---**
Sorry I'm late. I was cleanin' up.
**[06:37] ---**
We've got two new first-year managers today.
**[06:41] ---**
Yeah? That's somethin'.
**[06:43] ---**
N-Nice to meet y--
**[06:47] ---**
Hey. I'm Sakurai. Second-year.
**[06:53] ---**
I'm gonna go warm up.
**[06:54] ---**
Good luck!
**[06:56] ---**
S-So scary! Those eyes--too fierce!
**[07:01] ---**
We *have* upperclassmen like that?!
**[07:03] ---**
It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit!
**[07:05] ---**
He's so frightening! Just... yikes!
**[07:09] ---**
Hana?
**[07:11] ---**
So, yeah, that first impression was the pits.
**[07:15] ---**
Huh! His eyes never
really bothered me all that much.
**[07:21] ---**
But as you know, he's a serious,
earnest person at heart.
**[07:27] ---**
Attaboy, Sakurai! That's a new record!
**[07:29] ---**
Thanks!
**[07:31] ---**
These're heavy. I got this.
**[07:33] ---**
Thank you, Sakurai.
**[07:35] ---**
Go for a new record! You can do it, Senpai!
**[07:40] ---**
Aren't you hungry?
**[07:44] ---**
He's just so awkward
and prone to misunderstandings...
**[07:48] ---**
I realized right away
that he wasn't scary at all.
**[07:52] ---**
And so you got friendlier
and friendlier with Sakurai.
**[07:57] ---**
You even started to talk like him.
**[08:02] ---**
Huh?
**[08:03] ---**
Eh? I mean, you haven't
been talking slangy with me.
**[08:08] ---**
Huh?
**[08:09] ---**
Wait, what? Do you only talk
like that when Sakurai's around?
**[08:19] ---**
I-I'll be on my way!
That's enough remin... reminiscin'!
**[08:23] ---**
Oh! I'm sorry! I must have touched a nerve!
**[08:27] ---**
Hadn't you noticed?
**[08:31] ---**
Goodbye! I'll be...
**[08:33] ---**
...seein' ya!
**[08:37] ---**
Did I just dig up a landmine?
**[08:39] ---**
Or the greatest treasure around?
**[08:47] ---**
Either way, I've *got* to get her to talk!
**[08:53] ---**
I've been thinking:
**[08:55] ---**
What's Senpai like when he's drunk?
**[09:02] ---**
I realized I've never
actually seen him like that.
**[09:06] ---**
Does he cry? Laugh?
Get combative? I can't picture it.
**[09:10] ---**
Hmm... Usually you reveal
whatever you've been holding back.
**[09:16] ---**
Personally, I'd like him
to be a strip-naked drunk!
**[09:19] ---**
That's personal, all right.
**[09:23] ---**
Sakurai can hold his liquor,
so he might not get drunk at all.
**[09:27] ---**
Sak's no lightweight, but he *does* get drunk.
**[09:31] ---**
He just knows his limits and sticks to them.
**[09:35] ---**
Aha! So one of Senpai's rare
friends has seen him drunk!
**[09:41] ---**
"Rare friends"? Jeez...
**[09:43] ---**
So what was he like?
How much does he have to put away?
**[09:48] ---**
Hey, are you trying to go
after Sak while he's asleep?
**[09:52] ---**
No. I hate that *he's* seen
*my* booze-related screw-ups.
**[09:56] ---**
I'm trying to drag him down with me.
**[09:59] ---**
I mean, I think you had it coming...
**[10:01] ---**
C'mon, please! This is the perfect time
for scheming, with Senpai off work!
**[10:07] ---**
I guess you can't cause *too* much trouble.
**[10:13] ---**
But she could cause some *fun*.
**[10:15] ---**
Hooray! Thanks a ton!
**[10:18] ---**
We'll need to set up a drinking party.
**[10:20] ---**
What's a good time?
**[10:22] ---**
Given how it went with you last time,
Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, no! Hana's mad at me!
**[10:34] ---**
Whatever did you do to make
Hana shut you out, daughter of mine?
**[10:43] ---**
Hey, you're here! Come on in.
**[10:45] ---**
H-Hey there...
**[10:48] ---**
Why'd you want to come over
to drink all of a sudden?
**[10:51] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[10:53] ---**
I-I finished my report, okay?
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, you did? Well, that's good.
**[10:58] ---**
Let's go all-out today!
I'll handle the cooking, see?
**[11:05] ---**
The going-home's the hard part with Sak,
so he rarely drinks when he's out.
**[11:09] ---**
Which means he'll lower
his guard if he's at home.
**[11:12] ---**
Phase 1: check!
**[11:15] ---**
Wow... You really are a great cook, Uzaki.
**[11:21] ---**
Go on, eat up!
**[11:23] ---**
Don't mind if I do.
**[11:25] ---**
Who knew you could make chili shrimp at home?
**[11:31] ---**
Yum! You're a real pro!
**[11:34] ---**
Now *that* is an exaggeration.
**[11:39] ---**
Put out spicy snacks with
a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
**[11:43] ---**
And then...
***SIGN*** "They Attack in Packs!" "Massive!" "The Original Shark Movie!"
**[11:45] ---**
I rented some DVDs, Senpai. Wanna watch?
**[11:48] ---**
We've got five different killer-shark flicks!
**[11:50] ---**
Ooh!
**[11:52] ---**
Distract him from his drinking
so he won't think about how much he's having.
**[11:58] ---**
Phases 2 and 3: check!
**[12:04] ---**
And since Sak tends to match
or beat whoever he's with,
**[12:07] ---**
if *you're* drinking,
he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
**[12:10] ---**
Pretend you're drinking... just pretend...
**[12:14] ---**
Here, Senpai. Have some more!
**[12:16] ---**
Thanks!
**[12:26] ---**
Now for the main event, Senpai!
**[12:26] ---**
"Don't drink too much or
make anyone else drink too much"
**[12:30] ---**
When Sak's drunk, he's useless.
**[12:33] ---**
Useless?
**[12:35] ---**
He can hold a conversation of sorts,
but his judgment is way off.
**[12:39] ---**
And he starts looking
really sloppy, too. Sloppy Sak.
**[12:44] ---**
Oho!
**[12:45] ---**
That's pretty useless, all right!
**[12:47] ---**
*You* seem happy.
**[12:49] ---**
In that state, Sak can't lie--and
forget trying to be cool.
**[12:53] ---**
His mental defenses are zero!
**[12:58] ---**
He's big on minding his limits because
he doesn't want to show that side to anyone.
**[13:05] ---**
You sure do look like
you're feeling no pain, Senpai.
**[13:11] ---**
Cut that out...
**[13:15] ---**
I'd never even dreamed
of this level of vulnerability!
**[13:19] ---**
Uzaki...
**[13:21] ---**
What's up?
**[13:22] ---**
Y'know... thanks... for all your cooking.
**[13:30] ---**
Oh, is that where you're going?
**[13:32] ---**
Though I'd be happier if you could give me
your honest opinions *without* the alcohol.
**[13:39] ---**
Can't do that... too shy.
**[13:43] ---**
So you've been holding back?
**[13:45] ---**
Well, here's your chance to come out
with allll the stuff you couldn't say before!
**[13:52] ---**
Love...
**[14:06] ---**
...your cooking...
**[14:27] ---**
I stopped by to see how it was going.
**[14:33] ---**
Good thing I told Uzaki
to leave the door unlocked.
**[14:37] ---**
Hey, Sak, you okay?
**[14:41] ---**
Itsuhito? What are you...
**[14:44] ---**
Don't worry about that.
**[14:45] ---**
Look, I laid out your futon. Get in there.
**[14:49] ---**
'Kay...
**[14:55] ---**
You should be under covers, too, Uzaki.
**[15:06] ---**
Sleep easy. I'll lock up.
**[15:09] ---**
Yeah... thanks...
**[15:15] ---**
Sweet dreams.
**[15:18] ---**
Something...
**[15:20] ---**
...is weird about this...
**[15:24] ---**
But what?
**[15:24] ---**
But what?
**[15:47] ---**
Why is she in my futon?
**[15:47] ---**
Why is he in my futon?
**[15:54] ---**
Hmm. I see.
**[15:57] ---**
So neither of you remember
anything about last night.
**[16:02] ---**
Right...
**[16:04] ---**
You didn't have to come in
on your day off, you know.
**[16:08] ---**
I had my suspicions and *gave* them today off.
**[16:12] ---**
W-Well, why don't you try remembering
things in order, one by one?
**[16:17] ---**
One by one?
**[16:17] ---**
One by one?
**[16:20] ---**
I definitely remember making dinner...
**[16:24] ---**
And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
**[16:27] ---**
A crazed shark slammed
into the hero of the third movie,
**[16:32] ---**
who then got reincarnated into some other world.
**[16:34] ---**
I was like, "He's crazy strong!"
**[16:37] ---**
I *think* that's all I can remember...
**[16:40] ---**
What kind of movie is *that*?
**[16:42] ---**
After that... I enjoyed Senpai's
pitiful tipsiness for a while.
**[16:48] ---**
Hey!
**[16:48] ---**
I get the sense it was *extremely* amusing.
**[16:51] ---**
*Hey*!
**[16:52] ---**
And when I woke up,
we were in the same futon somehow.
**[16:58] ---**
"Closed"
**[17:00] ---**
Apologies. Could you say that again?
**[17:03] ---**
We're listening closely this time.
**[17:06] ---**
Talk about an obvious bribe!
**[17:08] ---**
You heard me the first time!
**[17:13] ---**
When I woke up, Uzaki was beside me.
**[17:16] ---**
Did they do it?!
**[17:18] ---**
Shinichi!
**[17:19] ---**
We didn't do *anything*!
I really can't remember at all!
**[17:24] ---**
If you don't remember,
you can't be *sure* you didn't do anything.
**[17:28] ---**
Right?
**[17:30] ---**
These two really are a pain at times like this.
**[17:33] ---**
W-Well, I was there, and I'm saying
nothing happened! Isn't that enough?
**[17:37] ---**
Two young people and nothing happened?!
*That's* the problem here!
**[17:42] ---**
You're *mad* at me?!
**[17:44] ---**
Tell them, Uzaki!
You were up longer than me, right?
**[17:49] ---**
I'm trying to remember...
**[17:52] ---**
It's all so fuzzy. I can't say for sure that I--
**[18:01] ---**
Love...
**[18:04] ---**
Why are you grinning?!
**[18:06] ---**
Was I?
**[18:10] ---**
You don't actually remember
anything from last night, do you?
**[18:15] ---**
Something definitely happened.
**[18:17] ---**
Something good. And yet...
**[18:21] ---**
All we can do is imagine whatever
marvelous event it could have been!
**[18:25] ---**
I should have joined them--even
if I had to force my way in!
**[18:29] ---**
Why is my daughter like this?
**[18:33] ---**
Please let me tag along next time!
**[18:36] ---**
Uh, yeah, sure.
**[18:38] ---**
At your place again!
**[18:40] ---**
What for?
**[18:42] ---**
Buy a guest futon, would you?
**[18:44] ---**
How about you go *home*?
**[18:46] ---**
Hey, how about we do it again today?
Two nights in a row!
**[18:51] ---**
Huh?
**[18:52] ---**
What are you talking about?
Classes start again tomorrow.
**[18:57] ---**
Huh?
**[18:58] ---**
"Huh" nothing.
**[19:01] ---**
Aha. I see. Huh.
**[19:04] ---**
So that means...
**[19:06] ---**
Summer break... is over?
**[19:09] ---**
That's right.
**[19:11] ---**
She's acting like it's the end of the world.
**[19:14] ---**
Did you seriously just realize this?
**[19:17] ---**
Then I guess... I'll just be
sleeping until winter break...
**[19:24] ---**
Is hanging out the only
thing you ever think about?
**[19:33] ---**
Hana! Time to wake up!
**[19:37] ---**
Okay...
**[19:43] ---**
Morning...
**[20:00] ---**
Mom, Hana's looking even more dopey than usual.
**[20:06] ---**
Shut it, Kiri.
**[20:08] ---**
Here.
**[20:09] ---**
Strong coffee for
your first day back at college.
**[20:13] ---**
Perk up a little, would you?
**[20:15] ---**
Yeah...
**[20:16] ---**
Some college student.
What an aggravating big sis.
**[20:21] ---**
See you later.
**[20:28] ---**
"Super Huge"
**[20:31] ---**
Huh?
**[20:36] ---**
Good morning, Senpai!
**[20:38] ---**
Oh, Uzaki. Morning.
**[20:42] ---**
You actually came to campus.
I was sure you'd whine and moan about it again.
**[20:47] ---**
Who do you think I am?
**[20:50] ---**
Although I'm still feeling about
90 percent of that end-of-summer shock.
**[20:56] ---**
You're not over it at all!
**[20:58] ---**
We didn't hang out *nearly* enough!
**[21:01] ---**
If it were always summer,
I could hang out with you *so much more*.
**[21:06] ---**
Don't be stupid.
**[21:09] ---**
Harsh!
**[21:11] ---**
Senpai! You need to
consider a woman's feelings--
**[21:15] ---**
It doesn't have to be summer.
We can hang out whenever.
**[21:18] ---**
We'll always be together.
**[21:26] ---**
Huh? What is it, Uzaki?
**[21:35] ---**
Wait! No--no, wait!
**[21:37] ---**
What I *meant* was that we still have
plenty of time before we graduate!
**[21:42] ---**
Not... whatever you were thinking!
**[21:46] ---**
Oh? And whatever *was* I thinking, hmm?
**[21:50] ---**
Damn you...
**[21:52] ---**
If you want to hang out with me so badly,
I guess I'll have to oblige!
**[21:57] ---**
You can thank me now, Senpai!
**[22:01] ---**
Argh! You know what you are?
**[22:06] ---**
Annoying as *hell*!
**[22:07] ---**
"Uzaki-*chan* Wants to Hang Out!"
**[22:09] ---**
C'mon, Senpai--let's go hang out!