Season 1
- E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
- E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!
- E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!
- E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!
- E5 - I Want to Meddle in My Friend's Business!
- E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!
- E7 - I Want to Hang Out at a Cat Café and a Pub!
- E8 - I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!
- E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?
- E10 - I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!
- E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?
- E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!
E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
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[00:39] ---
Now there's a sight
that makes it feel like spring.
[00:42] ---
"Shinichi Sakurai, 19 - College Sophomore"
[00:48] ---
Sakurai-senpai!
[00:51] ---
Huh?
[01:04] ---
Uzaki... right?
[01:13] ---
Hana Uzaki! I'll be your junior again here.
[01:15] ---
"Hana Uzaki, 18 - College Freshman"
[01:17] ---
Here's to a great year!
[01:28] ---
Huh? You don't swim here in college?
[01:31] ---
Nope. They don't even have a swim club.
[01:35] ---
And you worked so hard at it in high school...
[01:38] ---
Ah, there's plenty of stuff to do in college.
[01:42] ---
Senpai...
[01:44] ---
Y-Yep, there sure is.
[01:47] ---
Or so I thought.
[01:49] ---
"Spring"
[01:51] ---
Oh, Senpai!
[01:55] ---
What the...
[01:57] ---
"Summer"
[02:01] ---
What in the...
[02:02] ---
"Autumn"
[02:06] ---
What in the what?
[02:07] ---
"Winter"
[02:10] ---
What in the what?!
[02:13] ---
"Spring"
[02:14] ---
"Again" "Spring"
[02:20] ---
I kinda thought this year
would turn out like that...
[02:29] ---
"Shinichi Sakurai, 20 - College Junior"
[02:31] ---
Senpai!
[02:35] ---
Whoops! Overshot you!
[02:42] ---
Uzaki... right?
[02:45] ---
All alone again today, huh?
I guess I'll have to hang out with you!
[02:47] ---
"Hana Uzaki, 19 - College Sophomore"
[02:50] ---
Your college loner lifestyle ends today!
[03:01] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:24] ---
"Episode 1: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:29] ---
What's for lunch?
[04:30] ---
Mmm... the dining hall, I guess.
SIGN "Lecture Overview" "New Location" "Canceled"
[04:33] ---
Hey, can we come, too?
[04:36] ---
Canceled, huh? Now my afternoon is wide open.
[04:41] ---
Senpai!
[04:44] ---
No work today, either. What to do...
[04:49] ---
Eek!
[04:50] ---
That glare!
[04:52] ---
S-Scary...
[04:53] ---
"Super Huge"
[04:53] ---
Senpai!
[04:57] ---
Maybe I'll just bum around on my own for once.
[05:00] ---
Can't get any quiet time once she horns on in.
[05:03] ---
Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
[05:07] ---
It's like I always tell you:
quit yelling so lou--
[05:13] ---
I kept calling you,
but you just weren't hearing me!
[05:16] ---
So! Where ya headed, Senpai?
[05:18] ---
What the hell are you doing, Uzaki, you idiot?!
[05:21] ---
Oh, going out for lunch today?
[05:24] ---
Aw, too bad. My friends and I already ate.
[05:28] ---
But if you insist, I could watch you eat.
[05:32] ---
I've got no classes this afternoon.
I'm just going for a stroll.
[05:37] ---
Later.
[05:44] ---
Uzaki... why are you following me?
[05:48] ---
Yikes, that face!
[05:50] ---
As it turns out,
I'm suddenly free this afternoon, too.
[05:55] ---
Given half the chance,
I know you'll do the old loner thing.
[05:58] ---
And two has gotta be way more fun than one!
[06:01] ---
Mind your own business.
[06:03] ---
Besides, I've told you a million times
that I find quiet time alone more relaxing.
[06:08] ---
Here we go again. Being a loner is no fun!
[06:11] ---
Stop calling me that.
[06:12] ---
That's right: you're not
a loner--'cause I'm with you!
[06:16] ---
Quit tagging along, you damn pest!
[06:21] ---
Feeling self-conscious?
[06:21] ---
I am not!
[06:24] ---
So where are we going?
[06:26] ---
Not telling.
[06:27] ---
Karaoke? Bowling?
[06:28] ---
Not telling.
[06:29] ---
Aw, tell me!
[06:31] ---
No.
[06:32] ---
Ugh! Why are you being so cold today?
[06:36] ---
It's my mood.
[06:37] ---
Your mood?!
[06:40] ---
What's the deal? You hung out with me before!
[06:44] ---
Huh?
[06:45] ---
Treating me according to your moods...
[06:47] ---
Isn't it sooo convenient that you get
with me only when you feel like it?!
[06:53] ---
Watch your phrasing when there's people around!
[06:57] ---
Enemy of womankind.
[06:58] ---
Utter trash.
[06:59] ---
Scum.
[07:05] ---
Okay, fine! Come along, then!
[07:07] ---
Hooray!
[07:12] ---
Hey, once we're done, let's get some food, huh?
[07:16] ---
I'll gladly go with you to dinner!
[07:19] ---
I'm not paying.
[07:20] ---
Aw, cheapskate.
[07:22] ---
Are you trying to sponge off me?
[07:27] ---
Wait, were you going to see
a movie by yourself today?
[07:31] ---
Huh? That's right.
[07:36] ---
Solo movies!
[07:38] ---
What's so funny?
[07:39] ---
Solo movies!
[07:42] ---
That's a prime loner move, right up there
with solo BBQ and solo sushi-go-round!
[07:50] ---
Shut up for once, would you?
[07:52] ---
You're going to make enemies
in all sorts of places.
[07:55] ---
At least talk a little more quietly!
[07:57] ---
Listen, this is the "people are people" era.
[08:01] ---
We all want to find time in our busy days
to see the movies we want the way we want.
[08:05] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:06] ---
Shouldn't we all spend
our leisure time however we please?
[08:10] ---
Don't laugh at other people's hobbies
judged by your standards.
[08:13] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:14] ---
Plenty of people watch movies as a hobby.
They don't declare when and with whom.
[08:21] ---
That's how it is.
[08:22] ---
I see.
[08:25] ---
Spoken like a true loner!
[08:27] ---
Can I wallop her--just once?
[08:30] ---
Anyone can go to the movies
alone whenever they feel like it.
[08:34] ---
The scheduling alone is a hassle
with more people in the mix.
[08:38] ---
I see.
[08:40] ---
But you can't loudly talk spoilers with
your friends afterward when you go alone!
[08:45] ---
That's like one of the worst possible
things you can do as a human being!
[08:51] ---
It's okay. I get it.
[08:54] ---
You're determined to soldier
on alone despite your loneliness.
[08:59] ---
Don't give me that affectionate look!
[09:02] ---
Honestly. I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
[09:05] ---
I was planning to follow you
all sneaky-like anyway.
[09:11] ---
What's your deal? Is that your idea of fun?
[09:15] ---
Huh?
[09:17] ---
It'd be funny if I spotted you going
into some weird store or something!
[09:22] ---
I know I'd laugh myself silly
if I saw you buying dirty DVDs!
[09:28] ---
Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
[09:30] ---
"Pulling the nose upward is fairly painful"
[09:31] ---
Senpai, I--Senpai--Senpai! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
[09:34] ---
College students are adults!
[09:37] ---
No mocking people's hobbies
or digging into their private lives!
[09:41] ---
Sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:43] ---
Sheesh.
[09:44] ---
I haven't even been able to pick
a movie with you all up in my business.
[09:50] ---
You came without a movie in mind?
[09:53] ---
It was a last-minute thing.
[09:55] ---
Besides, choosing at the theater
is one of the thrills of solo movies.
[10:01] ---
Oh, is it, now?
[10:14] ---
Uzaki.
[10:15] ---
Yes?
[10:16] ---
If there's something you want to see, I'll pay.
[10:18] ---
Huh? Really? What about your solo movie?
[10:21] ---
It's not like I have to go solo.
[10:24] ---
And with you here,
I can watch something different.
[10:28] ---
I figure my points will cover the two of us.
[10:31] ---
Seriously?! Well, if you say
so--I'll let you treat me! Thanks!
[10:36] ---
Let's see...
[10:38] ---
This one! What a bargain:
heroes as far as the eye can see!
[10:43] ---
Ooh, that's a great one. I saw it once,
but I was thinking about seeing it again.
[10:48] ---
Huh!
[10:51] ---
Two college students, please.
I'll use my points.
[10:54] ---
Certainly. One moment.
[10:57] ---
She has her moments,
but she's still so smackable.
[11:01] ---
She seems happy.
I guess I can do this much for her.
[11:08] ---
By the way, Senpai...
[11:12] ---
You've seen enough solo movies
to pay for someone else's ticket!
[11:16] ---
That's a turn-off, all right!
[11:20] ---
You would say that after I've paid, dammit!
[11:24] ---
You're, like, a pro-level loner!
[11:27] ---
Huh? Uh, wait--Senpai?
[11:28] ---
Kidding! Sorry! I'm sorry! Yow! Stop! Stop!
[11:31] ---
Will that couple ever shut up?!
[11:38] ---
That was great!
[11:40] ---
Yeah. A good film's always worth a rewatch.
[11:43] ---
All those points you banked
by going to the movies alone--gone!
[11:47] ---
That's your standard for "great"?!
[11:49] ---
So much for being nice.
[11:52] ---
Hey, can we stop by the electronics store?
I need new earbuds.
[11:57] ---
Yeah, sure.
[12:00] ---
See, it's that kind of thing.
[12:02] ---
Huh?
[12:07] ---
What is it about this shop that makes me think,
[12:10] ---
"Since I'm here, I should buy something"?
[12:13] ---
Hey, nice.
[12:15] ---
Senpai!
[12:17] ---
Yeah?
[12:18] ---
Over here! This way!
[12:22] ---
What about your earbuds?
[12:23] ---
C'mon, the next seat's open!
[12:26] ---
Will you listen?
[12:29] ---
Ah, might not be so bad after a movie.
[12:31] ---
That's right! It's great. It works!
[12:36] ---
Oh, this is nice. Real nice.
[12:38] ---
Right?
[12:40] ---
Though with me, it's always
my shoulders more than my back.
[12:43] ---
"LO"
[12:43] ---
Shoulders?
[12:43] ---
"HI"
[12:46] ---
Wha--where did that come from?
[12:48] ---
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[12:48] ---
Oh, sorry... I can't help
but make noise during a massage...
[12:54] ---
My, uh, my shoulders have always been tight--
[12:58] ---
Well, um... i-if you keep on doing that...
[13:02] ---
"She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[13:04] ---
I would buy this in a second
if I had the money...
[13:07] ---
It... It just... It feels sooo good...
[13:10] ---
"Seriously, she's just sitting
in a massage chair"
[13:15] ---
"Look, she really is just
sitting in a massage chair"
[13:18] ---
Let's go, shall we?!
[13:21] ---
That wasn't even five minutes!
[13:24] ---
Shut up! Save... Save that for home!
[13:28] ---
Save what?
[13:31] ---
Jeez, this dummy... making all
those weird noises in a public place...
[13:35] ---
Hey, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
What now?
[13:38] ---
Ten minutes of standing on this,
and it's like getting a full workout!
[13:46] ---
Well? You try!
[13:53] ---
Oh, my God! You're such an idiot!
[13:57] ---
"Innocent"
[13:59] ---
Whoa! Check it out!
[14:02] ---
What is it this time?
[14:04] ---
"VR Experience Booth"
[14:04] ---
Look: it's VR! VR!
[14:07] ---
Huh! So this is virtual reality...
[14:09] ---
Would you like to try?
[14:11] ---
Yes! I sure would!
[14:21] ---
My view goes with me when I turn!
VR is amazing! This is really cool, Senpai!
[14:27] ---
Okay, okay. Just keep your voice down.
[14:31] ---
My weapon! No! Not this one!
Ammo! I'm outta ammo!
[14:34] ---
Hey, is there anyone behind you?
[14:36] ---
Huh? Behind me?!
[14:38] ---
Here they come! Look at 'em all!
[14:42] ---
Your reactions are the best.
[14:44] ---
They should put you in a commer--
[14:51] ---
They got me! Wow, VR is awesome!
[14:54] ---
Er, are you all right?
[14:56] ---
I'm fine.
[15:00] ---
What is it, Senpai?
[15:02] ---
Um, would your boyfriend like a turn?
[15:05] ---
I'm not her boyfriend.
[15:07] ---
But... okay.
[15:11] ---
Something not so dangerous.
[15:17] ---
These ocean graphics are something else!
[15:20] ---
Hey, you look like a regular person with
those goggles. They hide your bad-guy face!
[15:25] ---
Shut it, dimwit.
[15:27] ---
Whoa! That's huge! A giant shark!
[15:29] ---
Wait, is it coming this way?
[15:31] ---
Huh? Is it?!
[15:33] ---
I-It's biting me! It's totally biting me! Yow!
[15:38] ---
You're way too scared!
[15:39] ---
You're one to talk!
[15:42] ---
Let me go! Hey!
[15:43] ---
I'm gonna get this disgraceful display
on video and tease you about it later!
[15:49] ---
Uh, miss? Don't get too close to the player...
[15:52] ---
Just so huge!
[15:54] ---
Hmm? What's this?
[15:56] ---
A jellyfish? Octopus? Sunfish?!
[15:58] ---
It's so big. And soft! And kind of frightening!
[16:05] ---
I never thought much of VR, but it's amazing!
[16:08] ---
So powerful--and it even reproduces touch!
[16:11] ---
Are you all right?
[16:12] ---
Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
[16:26] ---
You said that VR made you want
to do something physical--
[16:30] ---
now you're swinging that bat all excited
and racking up a pile of strikes!
[16:33] ---
Focus!
[16:34] ---
Will you shut up?
[16:36] ---
Here comes the next one! You can do it!
Knock it out of the park! Home run!
[16:40] ---
That's enough out of--
[16:44] ---
That so didn't fly straight!
[16:48] ---
Dammit.
[16:49] ---
You said you did this before.
You totally didn't!
[16:53] ---
You really tick me off, dammit.
[16:55] ---
I played for one year in junior high.
[16:58] ---
Ooh! I wanna try, too!
[17:01] ---
Here's my card. There's still some on there.
[17:03] ---
Thanks!
[17:06] ---
Don't stand too close or the ball will hit you.
[17:09] ---
Got it!
[17:10] ---
If I hit a home run, dinner's on you!
[17:12] ---
Eyes forward! You want to get hurt?
[17:14] ---
Okay... plant the feet...
[17:18] ---
Swivel the hips...
[17:22] ---
Like the real deal.
[17:25] ---
Huh? Wait--did--
[17:30] ---
Did you stretch?
[17:33] ---
Oh.
[17:40] ---
It... It hurts...
[17:40] ---
Are you nuts,
whipping out a full swing like that?!
[17:45] ---
Lay down this instant!
[17:47] ---
I heard a pop...
[17:48] ---
Yeah, I'll say!
[17:50] ---
I copied you... and look where it got me...
[17:55] ---
A novice can't just start
putting their hips into a swing!
[17:58] ---
Of course you're gonna hurt yourself, dummy!
[18:00] ---
This pain is all your fault...
[18:04] ---
How so?!
[18:07] ---
Just go home and get some sleep.
And see a doctor tomorrow.
[18:11] ---
A doctor, you say?
[18:15] ---
Let's get dinner!
[18:16] ---
Do you ever give up?!
[18:19] ---
"Taneda Ramen"
[18:21] ---
Let's eat!
[18:23] ---
You can walk fine on your own,
so it's probably nothing serious.
[18:29] ---
If it still hurts tomorrow, see a doctor.
[18:32] ---
And you really should head
home now and go to sleep.
[18:35] ---
I'll be fine.
[18:38] ---
Yummy yum yum.
[18:39] ---
You don't get a lot of exercise, do you?
[18:42] ---
That injury is proof
you haven't been very active.
[18:46] ---
What did you expect? I'm just starting out!
[18:49] ---
Beginners need to warm up, at least.
Back injuries are a big deal.
[18:56] ---
Fine.
[18:58] ---
You realize that would never have happened
[19:00] ---
if you hadn't elbowed
your way into tagging alo--
[19:02] ---
Huh? My chicken...
[19:06] ---
Hey.
[19:07] ---
Why are you eating it?
[19:09] ---
Huh?
[19:11] ---
Did you eat them all?!
[19:13] ---
Eh?
[19:15] ---
W-We're not sharing?
[19:17] ---
We are not, you idiot! And how is
it sharing when you eat them all?!
[19:25] ---
Keep it!
[19:29] ---
Temper, temper! Your poor girlfriend!
[19:32] ---
She's not my girlfriend...
[19:34] ---
Another order of chicken, please.
[19:37] ---
Coming right up!
[19:38] ---
Your chicken's so good,
my chopsticks just kept going!
[19:44] ---
Good one, miss!
[19:45] ---
Talk about a sunny personality.
[19:48] ---
Here you go--on the house. Eat up!
[19:51] ---
Wow! Are you sure?
[19:52] ---
Oh, no, we couldn't!
[19:55] ---
Go on--it's fine!
[20:00] ---
Delish!
[20:01] ---
Honestly.
[20:04] ---
It's rude not to accept this kindness, Senpai!
[20:08] ---
Oh, uh... I guess you're right.
[20:11] ---
Okay, don't mind if I--
[20:15] ---
Why do you eat everything?!
[20:18] ---
Sorry! I didn't mean to!
[20:20] ---
Here's your chicken.
[20:26] ---
Again?!
[20:38] ---
Senpai!
[20:40] ---
Good morning!
[20:42] ---
Hey.
[20:44] ---
I had fun yesterday!
[20:46] ---
What? All you did was hurt your back.
[20:49] ---
Huh? C'mon, it was fun going for
a whole day without being a loner, right?
[20:54] ---
I made it clear from the very beginning
that I intended to spend the day alone.
[20:59] ---
Oh, look at you, pretending you're not happy.
[21:01] ---
Watch it.
[21:03] ---
I've never been to a batting cage with
my girlfriends before, either. That was new!
[21:09] ---
Teach me how to swing, okay?
Next time I wanna really send it flying!
[21:14] ---
Hey, how 'bout we go again today?
[21:16] ---
I have work.
[21:18] ---
Aw. Next time, then!
[21:22] ---
"Next time," huh?
[21:25] ---
This idiot really doesn't let a
little pain get in the way of having fun.
[21:31] ---
I don't know when she got like this...
[21:38] ---
Like this? Or like this?
[21:41] ---
Well, I won't be bored.
I can put up with her a little, I guess.
[21:46] ---
Yeah, next time.
[21:48] ---
Uh, Senpai?
[21:50] ---
Hmm?
[21:51] ---
After that thing we did yesterday?
My back still hurts!
[21:55] ---
It's all your fault, you know.
[21:57] ---
Phrasing!
[21:59] ---
It even hurts to walk!
Carry me! C'mon--it's your fault!
[22:05] ---
Shut up!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
[23:39] ---
E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!
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[00:08] ---
Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[00:11] ---
Not-too-bright lighting.
[00:15] ---
And the calming aroma of coffee.
[00:19] ---
Providing a space where
customers can feel at ease:
[00:23] ---
That's been my business policy
ever since this place opened.
[00:28] ---
A customer's coming up to pay, Sakurai.
[00:32] ---
Would you mind?
[00:38] ---
Wow. You picked up on that so quickly.
[00:42] ---
Mmm. Once you've been doing this
for ten years, you'll see it, too.
[00:48] ---
Sakurai started working here last year.
He's pretty good.
[00:51] ---
Thank you very much.
[00:54] ---
His face may look a little scary,
but he's attentive.
[00:58] ---
Sakurai understands my business policy here,
[01:01] ---
and whatever may happen,
he handles it with poise.
[01:06] ---
Never, ever making a fuss or--
[01:11] ---
Senpai!
[01:13] ---
I've never heard Sakurai shout like that.
[01:17] ---
So this is where you work!
It's super close to school, huh?
[01:22] ---
Niiice!
[01:24] ---
A close friend, perhaps?
[01:26] ---
Why didn't you tell me?
[01:28] ---
I was just on my way back from
my friend's place--she lives near campus--
[01:31] ---
when I got hungry and figured
I could go for a little something, so--
[01:34] ---
Get out!
[01:35] ---
What?!
[01:38] ---
Or maybe an enemy.
[01:48] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:11] ---
"Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
[03:14] ---
This may be where I work part-time,
[03:16] ---
but it's also a place to relax. So leave!
[03:19] ---
Hey, what gives?
[03:21] ---
Let me relax, too! I'm hungry!
[03:25] ---
There are other places to eat.
[03:27] ---
Wow, how cold can you get?
[03:28] ---
Come on, let me eat, will ya?!
[03:31] ---
You clash with the vibe here.
[03:33] ---
Huh?
[03:34] ---
That's awful! This is discrimination!
[03:36] ---
No wonder you're such a loner.
[03:39] ---
That has nothing to do with it!
[03:41] ---
Mmm... I seem to have missed
my window for standing up.
[03:45] ---
Oh! Are you the owner?
[03:48] ---
I'm Hana Uzaki!
Senpai here is always such a big help!
[03:51] ---
Who even are you to me?
[03:53] ---
Whatcha doing?
[03:55] ---
Oh, uh, just checking our stock.
[03:59] ---
I see... So he's your senior.
[04:05] ---
Then you're in elem--er, middle school?
[04:08] ---
I'm in college!
[04:10] ---
We go to the same college--
she's in the year after me.
[04:12] ---
You were totally going to say
"elementary school" just now, weren't you?!
[04:17] ---
Because you're so short.
[04:19] ---
Shut up! Just shut your mouth!
[04:22] ---
I... I was wrong?
[04:25] ---
It looks like he's in shock.
[04:28] ---
He's not usually like this...
[04:31] ---
All these years I've spent in the
café business, refining my eye for people...
[04:37] ---
...and I was wrong?!
[04:41] ---
Oh!
[04:43] ---
In college... You're an adult.
[04:46] ---
Huh? Yeah, that's right. I'm an adult.
[04:48] ---
My impression of the owner sure has changed
drastically over these last few minutes.
[04:56] ---
I'm sure this spot will do.
[04:59] ---
Go on, sit.
[05:05] ---
What do you want?
[05:06] ---
Hey, Senpai, where'd this attitude come from?
[05:11] ---
What?
[05:12] ---
I'm a customer now, you know. A customer!
[05:16] ---
I find it hard to believe this
is how you always act at work.
[05:20] ---
Do you even know how to wait on people properly?
[05:24] ---
Wait on people properly? What, people like you?
[05:29] ---
'Scuse me, sir!
This employee has a bad attitude!
[05:33] ---
You oughta give him a pay cut!
[05:35] ---
Shut up! If you're not going to order, leave!
[05:40] ---
These two are funny!
I think I'll watch them for a while.
[05:44] ---
You've gotta take your work seriously
no matter who you're serving.
[05:50] ---
That's called being a pro!
[05:52] ---
Sure, but if I did take it seriously,
you'd just make fun of me!
[05:55] ---
No, I wouldn't!
[06:00] ---
To be honest, it's embarrassing
when people I know see me working.
[06:05] ---
But it's so close to campus.
Haven't any of your other friends come here?
[06:10] ---
Did you give them the same attitude?
[06:13] ---
Oh!
[06:14] ---
Silly. The only one
who gets this attitude is you.
[06:18] ---
You're special.
[06:22] ---
Got it? Then drink a soda
or something and get lost, dumdum.
[06:25] ---
See, badmouthing me with that
posed expression really ticks me off!
[06:30] ---
Now, now, Sakurai. Since she's here and all,
show her what you can do.
[06:34] ---
He's always so great with customers.
[06:37] ---
Okay.
[06:38] ---
That's right!
[06:39] ---
I'd like to order one serving
of excellent customer service!
[06:43] ---
Now start over,
beginning with the glass of water!
[06:46] ---
She is infuriating.
[07:02] ---
May I have your order, please?
[07:06] ---
Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
[07:08] ---
That villainous mug? Gone without a trace?
[07:15] ---
This is too much, Senpai!
[07:17] ---
You know how easy it is to laugh
when you're not supposed to!
[07:20] ---
Ugh! I knew this would happen, dammit!
[07:23] ---
I'm sorry! I won't laugh anymore!
[07:26] ---
Please let me eat something!
[07:27] ---
Can it!
[07:29] ---
You can call it a day, Sakurai.
[07:32] ---
It's getting dark. Walk her home.
[07:35] ---
You're laughing, too, aren't you?!
You are definitely laughing!
[07:41] ---
Thanks for today.
[07:44] ---
I'm positively starving. Let's stop somewhere!
[07:48] ---
Go straight home and eat there.
[07:51] ---
Aw! Then at least let me order
something at the café next time.
[07:56] ---
Sure. Come by again when I'm not there.
[07:59] ---
What?! I promise I won't laugh next time!
[08:03] ---
Even when I see your smile--
[08:07] ---
Why, you...
[08:08] ---
That's a nice café, though.
[08:12] ---
Yeah.
[08:13] ---
Quiet, just stylish enough...
[08:17] ---
Uh-huh. It really is a nice place.
[08:21] ---
I like the feel of it, the atmosphere.
[08:24] ---
Hey, I know!
[08:27] ---
Maybe I'll get a part-time job there, too!
[08:30] ---
You know--with you!
[08:32] ---
Sure.
[08:33] ---
Wouldn't that be a blast?
[08:36] ---
Mmm-hmm.
[08:40] ---
Stop that.
[08:41] ---
Stop what?
[08:50] ---
Why do I crack open brand-new
games in the middle of the night?
[09:11] ---
A little senpai-teasing
will get me through the day!
[09:16] ---
Huh?
[09:17] ---
Ow! Ow, ow! Whoa! I just wanted to pet you...
[09:22] ---
Aren't you energetic, you little--
[09:25] ---
Ow! Hey, that hurts!
[09:28] ---
C'mon, now--
[09:31] ---
Hey!
[09:31] ---
Gross.
[09:32] ---
What are you doing so early
in the morning, Senpai?
[09:35] ---
That's creepy.
[09:37] ---
Oh, Uzaki.
[09:39] ---
I found this stray cat. It's not running away,
so I thought I could pet it.
[09:44] ---
Huh! Must be used to people.
[09:47] ---
It won't let me pet it,
though--it keeps scratching me.
[09:52] ---
Then what are you so happy about?
[09:54] ---
I mean... it's cute.
[09:57] ---
Gross.
[09:59] ---
Well, be that as it may... I'd say you're
a rank beginner when it comes to animals.
[10:04] ---
Uh... yeah.
[10:07] ---
Bring your hand up from under.
[10:10] ---
Cats are afraid of bigger beasties
reaching their hands down from overhead.
[10:16] ---
True enough.
[10:18] ---
Try bringing your hand up
from below and waiting.
[10:21] ---
There you go. Good kitty. Good kitty.
[10:24] ---
Whoa!
[10:26] ---
See? It's easy when they're used to people.
[10:30] ---
Nice...
[10:32] ---
It might belong to a family in the neighborhood
or maybe someone's just feeding it.
[10:38] ---
You sure know a lot about cats.
[10:40] ---
We have cats at home. Two of them!
[10:43] ---
Wow, really?
[10:45] ---
Want to come by and meet them?
[10:49] ---
Mmm...
[10:50] ---
I'd like to pet those cats,
but a guy going to a girl's house alone?
[10:58] ---
Oh!
[11:03] ---
It ran away.
[11:05] ---
The sound of those brakes must have spooked it.
Cats hate high-pitched noises.
[11:11] ---
It probably lives around
here--you'll see it again.
[11:15] ---
Okay, Senpai, let's get to class!
[11:18] ---
Whoa!
[11:20] ---
I wanted to pet it... just once...
[11:23] ---
You're really bummed out!
[11:25] ---
Nah. I'm fine.
[11:27] ---
I love dogs and cats both,
[11:30] ---
but pets aren't allowed at
my parents' place or where I live now.
[11:33] ---
I haven't touched many cats...
[11:38] ---
Then I'm gonna go catch that one!
[11:40] ---
Huh?
[11:42] ---
It can't have gone far--and it's so
tame around humans, this might just work!
[11:46] ---
You don't have to do that! Hey!
[11:48] ---
If I strike out, we'll visit
a cat café one of these days!
[11:51] ---
Seriously?!
[11:56] ---
There you are!
[11:58] ---
Hi-yah!
[12:00] ---
Wait up, kitty cat!
[12:08] ---
What happened?!
[12:09] ---
Senpai! Bad news! Help!
[12:12] ---
What the hell?
[12:17] ---
Huh?!
[12:19] ---
Hey!
[12:21] ---
I'm stuck...
[12:23] ---
Put that ass away!
[12:25] ---
Yee owch!
[12:27] ---
What's the big idea?!
[12:28] ---
S-Sorry! I-It just... slipped out...
[12:31] ---
So you hit me?
[12:33] ---
I saw your pa... pan... your underwear.
I was trying to fix your skirt.
[12:37] ---
What?!
[12:38] ---
W-Well... okay.
[12:40] ---
He saw my undies? Wait: he touched my butt!
[12:44] ---
Whatever. I'll interrogate him later.
[12:47] ---
Look, could you pull me
from behind? Grab my hips.
[12:53] ---
Got it.
[12:57] ---
Wow, her hips are so slim...
[13:02] ---
Whoa! Stop! Stop!
[13:04] ---
Huh?
[13:05] ---
Uh-oh. My clothes are caught!
[13:07] ---
At this rate, there's a pretty
high chance my boobs'll pop out!
[13:10] ---
D-Don't say "boobs"!
[13:13] ---
First get me away from what I'm caught on,
[13:15] ---
then pull a little at a time so nothing tears!
[13:18] ---
I'm counting on you! I just bought this outfit!
[13:20] ---
Jeez, you're so demanding!
[13:22] ---
Are you pulling out, Senpai? Hurry!
[13:26] ---
Almost... there... just behave, will you?
[13:33] ---
Eh? Huh? Whoa!
[13:35] ---
You've got the wrong idea!
[13:37] ---
Aren't you done yet?
[13:43] ---
For a second there,
I didn't know what would happen!
[13:46] ---
Thanks, Senpai!
[13:48] ---
We can forget about that whole butt thing.
[13:51] ---
C'mon, let's get to class!
[13:54] ---
I just want to go home.
[13:56] ---
Then how about a cat café?
[14:01] ---
Maybe next time.
[14:10] ---
Eating in the dining hall today, Senpai?
[14:13] ---
Uzaki...
[14:15] ---
Hmm? What's up?
[14:17] ---
It's hard to look her in the eye
after what happened earlier.
[14:21] ---
Aha!
[14:22] ---
Are you embarrassed to be eating alone?
[14:25] ---
What?
[14:26] ---
Too bad. I'm eating with my friend today,
so I can't keep you company.
[14:31] ---
I know you're lonely, but please don't cry.
[14:34] ---
Oh, shut up! I'm eating with a friend!
[14:39] ---
Eh? Huh?!
[14:41] ---
What? Look, you're spilling that like crazy.
[14:44] ---
You mean you have a friend?!
[14:46] ---
That is outstandingly rude!
[14:48] ---
Oh, man--what now?
I'd better say hi to your friend, huh?
[14:53] ---
Who are you, my mother?
[14:55] ---
Get lost!
[14:57] ---
Idiot.
[15:05] ---
Huh?
[15:12] ---
What is that dummy doing?
[15:18] ---
What are you lookin' at?
[15:20] ---
"Are"
[15:23] ---
"You"
[15:26] ---
"Okay"
[15:29] ---
"Over There?"
[15:34] ---
Seriously, what the hell is that idiot doing?
[15:37] ---
I just don't get it.
[15:42] ---
"Ozaki (Idiot)" "Just now"
"You okay? Not being left out?"
[15:45] ---
What is she worried about?
[15:49] ---
"You worry too much.
Put your phone away at meals. It's bad manners."
[15:54] ---
"Fussing about table manners--you
are such an old man, lolololol"
[16:01] ---
"So, hey, I'm not the only person
you talk to at college, huh?"
[16:06] ---
"Just who do you think I am?"
[16:10] ---
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
"Just who do you think I am?"
"A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
"I'm gonna smack you"
[16:15] ---
"Quit staring at me and eat!"
[16:17] ---
"But I'm worried about you"
[16:19] ---
"Don't be!!"
[16:22] ---
"And no weird stickers!!"
[16:25] ---
"Now my food's cold,
and it's all your fault, idiot!!"
[16:29] ---
Your noodles are getting soggy, Hana.
[16:35] ---
You shouldn't use your phone at mealtimes.
[16:38] ---
Uh-huh.
[16:41] ---
Thank you very much. Come again.
[16:46] ---
How about a drink after you tidy up, Sakurai?
[16:50] ---
Oh, thank you! I'd like that.
[16:54] ---
You're about halfway through college life, eh?
[16:57] ---
How are you doing on credits?
[16:59] ---
They're... They're coming along.
[17:00] ---
My daughter took all kinds of credits.
Now she just dawdles around every day.
[17:06] ---
It's better that way. I'm jealous!
[17:10] ---
Well, it's much better
than regretting it down the road.
[17:17] ---
This place is great, all right.
[17:20] ---
Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[17:23] ---
The calming aroma of coffee.
[17:27] ---
It's almost like time flows more slowly here,
[17:30] ---
in this place where you can feel at ease.
[17:33] ---
Senpai!
[17:36] ---
Hi!
[17:37] ---
Not you again!
I told you not to come when I'm here!
[17:40] ---
Aw, don't be so cold!
[17:43] ---
Besides, what's the point if you're not here?
[17:46] ---
I couldn't wait a minute more to see you!
[17:50] ---
Uh--I--what? What are you talking about?!
[17:54] ---
I have to resubmit my report--
[17:56] ---
please help me!
[17:58] ---
Huh?
[18:00] ---
Oh... a report, huh?
[18:03] ---
You always were good at writing...
[18:08] ---
No can do.
[18:09] ---
What? Why?!
[18:10] ---
Can't you tell? I'm working.
[18:13] ---
I'll wait!
[18:14] ---
Use that time to do it yourself!
[18:16] ---
I don't think I can do it on my own!
[18:19] ---
And you got into college, huh?
[18:21] ---
C'mon, please help me!
[18:23] ---
Look here, you...
[18:24] ---
Now, now, Sakurai--
[18:28] ---
Your junior is counting on you.
Why, that's adorable!
[18:31] ---
We're done here--feel free to
stick around and work on that report.
[18:35] ---
Huh?
[18:35] ---
Really?!
[18:37] ---
We don't have any customers right now.
[18:41] ---
It's fun watching the back-and-forth
between these two.
[18:53] ---
A little something for my
best employee's junior. On the house.
[18:59] ---
You really don't have to do that.
[19:02] ---
Hooray! You're so generous, sir!
[19:05] ---
First the report, then eat.
[19:08] ---
Wow. Strict.
[19:10] ---
You're almost done!
[19:12] ---
See, this is weird, too.
[19:13] ---
"I think"
[19:14] ---
"I think" is something
you'd say in grade school.
[19:18] ---
Change it to "It's thought"
or "It's considered."
[19:24] ---
You're in college.
Quit writing childish sentences.
[19:27] ---
Now me, I'd boost the word count with
"Personally speaking, it feels as though XYZ."
[19:33] ---
I see...
[19:35] ---
Once that's fixed,
all that's left is your closing sentence.
[19:39] ---
Write that and be done with it.
[19:41] ---
Oh, right! I've been meaning
to ask you something.
[19:44] ---
You can't concentrate
to save your soul, can you?
[19:47] ---
Can I go to your place?
[19:50] ---
Absolutely not.
[19:52] ---
That was quick.
[19:54] ---
Where'd that come from, anyway?
[19:56] ---
I just wanna see it!
[19:58] ---
"Just" nothing!
[20:00] ---
No way will I let my lifestyle be
upended just for your entertainment!
[20:03] ---
I won't upend anything! So why can't I?
[20:06] ---
Why?! I mean...
[20:10] ---
Is she for real?
[20:13] ---
I have no reason to let you into my place.
[20:16] ---
Sure you do. You said you live alone, right?
[20:20] ---
You can save money if I cook,
and you're closer to campus.
[20:26] ---
See? There are way more pros than cons!
[20:29] ---
Are you serious? Is your cooking even edible?
[20:33] ---
What kind of an excuse is that? And yes, it is!
[20:37] ---
All right, get back to that report.
[20:43] ---
Wait, what was that last thing you said?
[20:46] ---
Huh?
[20:47] ---
My place is close to campus--and?
[20:51] ---
Well, since it's so close, I figure I can sleep in--
[20:55] ---
You're not spending the night!
[20:57] ---
Th-That's... unbelievable!
[21:01] ---
What are you angry about?
[21:05] ---
Look, I'm... I'm not angry.
[21:08] ---
It's just that... you...
[21:11] ---
What is it?
[21:14] ---
Letting you in my apartment is one thing...
[21:17] ---
It's... not so simple... for a girl...
to be in a guy's room...
[21:23] ---
You don't want to?
[21:25] ---
Wh... What?!
[21:28] ---
We can play versus and co-op all night long!
[21:32] ---
Eh?
[21:33] ---
I know you bought that new game, Senpai!
[21:37] ---
You're on my friend list!
[21:39] ---
If we stop by after class,
we can play any old day of the week!
[21:45] ---
You idiot! Moron! Imbecile!
[21:49] ---
What's that for?!
[21:51] ---
You dummy!
[21:52] ---
I can't believe you!
[21:52] ---
I opened this café for the thrill of
getting a glimpse into all sorts of lives.
[21:55] ---
Why exactly am I an idiot?
[21:57] ---
Because you are!
[21:58] ---
But these two are the best--I
could watch them forever.
[22:02] ---
If Sakurai quits, the show would be over.
[22:06] ---
Maybe I'll give him a raise.
[23:39] ---
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[23:39] ---
E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!
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[00:11] ---
Sakurai Shinichi started
working here part-time last year.
[00:15] ---
Though he looks a bit fierce,
[00:16] ---
he has a serious personality
and attitude toward work,
[00:18] ---
and our regulars say good things about him.
[00:21] ---
But most of all...
SIGN "Senior at Sakurai's College" "Ami Asai, 21" "Hobby: O̷g̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ People-watching"
[00:24] ---
his body is fine.
[00:28] ---
Whoops.
[00:29] ---
That Sakurai's something, all right.
[00:31] ---
On closer inspection, he's pretty hunky.
[00:33] ---
He looks slim, but he's got
proper muscles under there!
[00:37] ---
Sakurai? We're ready to pay.
[00:40] ---
Coming!
[00:41] ---
I doubt he's noticed, but he has plenty of fans.
[00:46] ---
Sakurai, you're so tall! How tall are you?
[00:49] ---
One hundred eighty centimeters.
[00:50] ---
Wow! That's tall, all right!
[00:52] ---
Did you play any sports?
[00:54] ---
I was in the swim club in high school.
[00:56] ---
Wow, really?
[00:58] ---
The swim team! Yes! Good question, ma'am!
[01:02] ---
And those swimmers...
why, you can see everything!
[01:06] ---
"You cannot"
[01:08] ---
To be learning tidbit after tidbit,
right here at work...
[01:12] ---
I'm making such progress!
[01:15] ---
Your heart doesn't seem to be in it today, Ami.
[01:18] ---
Eh?
[01:20] ---
Getting lost in thought is fine and all,
but you are on the clock.
[01:25] ---
You've got to be careful in this line of work,
[01:28] ---
or you'll lose track of all kinds of things.
[01:32] ---
Right. I'm sorry.
[01:34] ---
I do understand your hobby, though.
[01:36] ---
Now go on--clear that open table.
[01:39] ---
Okay, Dad.
[01:41] ---
Dad may come across as gentle and tasteful,
but he sure is strict with family.
[01:46] ---
This won't do. Not when I'm actually
working the same shift as Sakurai!
[01:51] ---
Hiya!
[02:01] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:23] ---
"Asia Café"
[03:24] ---
"Asia Café"
"Episode 3:
The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[03:26] ---
You're here again?
[03:28] ---
Don't you have anything better to do?
[03:30] ---
I could ask you the same
thing--working on a Sunday!
[03:34] ---
Who's this? Who's this? Who?
[03:36] ---
Hello there, Hana.
[03:38] ---
Dad knows her, too?
[03:40] ---
Sir! Up top! Yeah!
[03:41] ---
Yeah!
[03:43] ---
Dad... without a single shred of tastefulness!
[03:46] ---
Our peak time's just ended, so there
aren't many customers. Sit wherever you like.
[03:49] ---
Okay!
[03:49] ---
Um... who's that?
[03:51] ---
You mean Uzaki?
She's a sophomore at our college.
[03:55] ---
Ah! She's in college!
[03:57] ---
Oh, right, Senpai--I have that game you lent me.
[04:00] ---
Cool. How was it?
[04:02] ---
They're borrowing each other's stuff.
Must be good friends.
[04:06] ---
Whew, that final act was a real thrill.
[04:09] ---
Here I thought it was
an entirely different game,
[04:11] ---
but when I found out it was
kind of a sequel to the last one?
[04:14] ---
I got crazy goosebumps!
[04:15] ---
I know, right?
[04:18] ---
I would've been happy playing
a plain old building game,
[04:20] ---
but it turned out to be such a find,
I just had to get it out there!
[04:24] ---
What's this? They seem like such good friends.
[04:29] ---
No--they can't be--
[04:31] ---
Oh, those two?
[04:34] ---
What's with the chuckle?
[04:37] ---
Oh, nothing. Bring her some water, would you?
[04:41] ---
Welcome.
[04:43] ---
Thanks!
[04:45] ---
So, you go to the same college?
[04:46] ---
I'm Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
[04:49] ---
Oh, really? Then that makes you Senpai's senpai!
[04:53] ---
Be right back. I'm going to put this in my bag.
[04:56] ---
Sure.
[04:57] ---
I'm Hana Uzaki, and I'm a sophomore!
[05:02] ---
Now that I get a good look at her...
this girl is really cute!
[05:05] ---
Then there's her endearing smile...
[05:08] ---
She's short, so she has this
"adorable little animal" vibe.
[05:12] ---
She's no little animal. Holy... wowsers!
[05:16] ---
This girl is a beast!
[05:18] ---
Come on. Pull yourself together!
[05:22] ---
You and Sakurai seem to get along really well.
[05:25] ---
Hmm? Oh, yeah, we do!
[05:27] ---
How long have you known each other?
[05:29] ---
We were in the same club in high school.
[05:32] ---
The water on Uzaki's table
is getting pretty low.
[05:36] ---
He's always been a gloomy
Gus with an evil look in his eyes.
[05:40] ---
He was a hard person to get to know.
[05:43] ---
Even now, in college, his personality is
no better--he's always doing loner stuff.
[05:48] ---
So I'm looking out for him.
[05:50] ---
Ah! So that's how it is.
[05:53] ---
Huh?
[05:53] ---
Well, call me over
when you're ready to order, Hana.
[05:56] ---
'Kay!
[05:59] ---
Well?
[06:02] ---
She's just so good.
[06:03] ---
You want to stick your nose in their business...
[06:06] ---
But we shouldn't interfere...
[06:09] ---
Don't you just want to look out for them both?
[06:12] ---
I get that.
[06:14] ---
Don't you love customer-facing jobs?
[06:16] ---
You get to watch all kinds of people
and their lives--like those two.
[06:21] ---
It's one of the thrills of this business.
[06:26] ---
Uzaki. Water.
[06:30] ---
That's cold!
[06:30] ---
That's cold!
[06:32] ---
Wh-Where the heck did you come from?!
[06:35] ---
That's my line!
[06:37] ---
Customers are supposed to just
sit quietly! I was bringing it to you!
[06:41] ---
Seriously? You haven't even
been treating me like a customer!
[06:44] ---
Shut up!
[06:46] ---
They put on quite a show, am I right?
[06:49] ---
You're telling me.
I've got to start taking more shifts!
[06:54] ---
Oh, give them a towel.
[07:01] ---
What?!
[07:02] ---
Senpai's out with a cold?
[07:05] ---
Sakurai called this morning.
I made him take the day off.
[07:09] ---
First the ice-water drenching yesterday,
then it got so cold last night...
[07:14] ---
Well, huh. So much for that
"Oh, yeah--I train" expression.
[07:19] ---
He's surprisingly fragile.
[07:22] ---
Oh, yeah--I train.
[07:22] ---
"Oh, yeah--I train"
[07:26] ---
Why doesn't she have a cold, then?
[07:31] ---
In that case, sir...
[07:37] ---
Man, I have been knocked flat.
[07:39] ---
Did colds always hit this hard?
[07:42] ---
Do I need a doctor? Medicine?
[07:45] ---
I should eat something first.
[07:49] ---
But I can't move.
[07:51] ---
Now what?
[07:55] ---
What a racket. Who's there? Dammit...
[07:59] ---
And me barely managing to get out of bed.
[08:02] ---
Hiya!
[08:03] ---
Do you really have a cold?
Well, I'm paying you a visit!
[08:07] ---
U-Uzaki?
[08:09] ---
What... how did you...
[08:17] ---
Are you okay, Senpai?!
[08:19] ---
Hey, uh... Senpai!
[08:27] ---
That must be one bad cold.
[08:30] ---
Yeah.
[08:32] ---
Well, I've let her into my place after all.
[08:36] ---
Who was it? Who told her where I live?
[08:39] ---
Oh? Was that wrong?
[08:43] ---
Since I know where he lives, I thought
we would play some games or something.
[08:48] ---
Now that's some misplaced excitement.
[08:51] ---
He looks like he's having a really bad time.
[08:54] ---
He brags about his stamina,
only to be laid up in bed. Fitting.
[09:01] ---
That does it.
[09:03] ---
Have you seen a doctor?
[09:06] ---
No... can't really move.
[09:08] ---
Any medicine?
[09:10] ---
Not yet. Haven't bought any.
[09:12] ---
Then you haven't eaten, either.
[09:16] ---
Oh, well. Leave this to me!
[09:22] ---
Uh...
[09:25] ---
Oof...
[09:29] ---
Going by his symptoms, I'd say this one.
[09:35] ---
A cold--that calls for leeks!
[09:49] ---
Can you sit up, Senpai?
[09:54] ---
Yeah.
[09:55] ---
Then eat--even if it's only a few bites.
[10:01] ---
Wow.
[10:02] ---
It was a real production, let me tell you!
[10:04] ---
Empty fridge, awkward kitchen...
[10:08] ---
Here you go. Say "ah"!
[10:11] ---
I-I can feed myself.
[10:16] ---
Stop that!
[10:27] ---
It's good.
[10:28] ---
Right?!
[10:29] ---
Honestly... I'm not tasting things
too well right now.
[10:34] ---
But... it's probably good.
[10:35] ---
"Probably," huh?
[10:37] ---
I'll take it.
[10:39] ---
Sorry.
[10:50] ---
See? My cooking is totally edible.
[10:55] ---
Sorry.
[10:58] ---
Eating really warmed me up.
[11:00] ---
You got a good sweat going on!
[11:02] ---
And now?
[11:05] ---
Strip!
[11:07] ---
I refuse.
[11:09] ---
No way! Wipe yourself down and change clothes!
[11:11] ---
That sweat? It stinks!
[11:13] ---
It's fine! I'm just going to
take my medicine and go to sleep!
[11:15] ---
Hey! Don't fight me, sickie!
[11:24] ---
You've got nice skin, mister. I'll be gentle!
[11:29] ---
No weird roleplay!
[11:31] ---
Forget feeling self-conscious, now!
[11:32] ---
You must be used to going
around half-naked from swim club.
[11:35] ---
I'll do the front myself!
[11:50] ---
How can being cared for be so tiring?
[11:54] ---
Here's your medicine. Take this
and you'll be all better in the morning.
[12:00] ---
"Uza-Attack S"
"Colds with Sore Throats"
[12:01] ---
But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow,
make sure you see a doctor.
[12:06] ---
Got it.
[12:08] ---
Is that the time? Already?
[12:11] ---
You can go home. I'll be fine.
[12:15] ---
I will, once you're asleep.
[12:17] ---
I'll put the key in your door's
mail slot so you can rest easy.
[12:21] ---
You'd do that?
[12:25] ---
It's fine.
[12:28] ---
I'll just play games in the meantime.
[12:31] ---
Sheesh.
[12:33] ---
I'm already laid low, so let me just say...
[12:37] ---
You were a huge help today.
[12:39] ---
Thanks.
[12:41] ---
Come on. That's just how we are.
[12:50] ---
Senpai! Senpai!
[12:51] ---
How do I beat this bald scissors dude?!
[12:54] ---
His shields explode
when I hit 'em with my blade!
[12:57] ---
Look, I'll lend you the game
and the console--just go home!
[13:01] ---
I can't go home a loser!
[13:03] ---
Will you let me sleep?!
[13:11] ---
Sakurai!
[13:15] ---
Ami!
[13:16] ---
Is your cold all better?
[13:18] ---
Yeah, thanks. Sorry you had to cover my shift.
[13:22] ---
It's fine. I was free yesterday anyway.
[13:25] ---
Why don't I take one of your shifts, then?
I have to thank you somehow.
[13:31] ---
In that case... can you ask Hana to come?
[13:34] ---
Huh? Uzaki?
[13:38] ---
And now, a toast to Sakurai's recovery!
[13:43] ---
Cheers!
[13:43] ---
Cheers!
[13:44] ---
Thanks.
[13:46] ---
Korean barbecue to celebrate my recovery.
[13:48] ---
That's... a lot.
[13:50] ---
All right! It's all-you-can-eat,
and I'm grilling--so eat up, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
Salted tongue! Chuck! Tripe! Skirt!
[14:01] ---
H-hey, that's too much!
[14:03] ---
Short ribs! Knuckle! Ribeye!
[14:05] ---
Let me take my time eating!
[14:08] ---
Such energy!
[14:10] ---
She really does seem happy
that Sakurai's feeling better.
[14:18] ---
Look at you two knock 'em back!
Are beer and liquor really that tasty?
[14:22] ---
Uh-huh--especially when paired with good eats.
[14:25] ---
Let's go out for drinks when you turn 20, Hana.
[14:28] ---
Hooray!
[14:30] ---
Now that that's settled, eat up, Senpai!
[14:32] ---
You listen here...
[14:37] ---
I'm going to hit the restroom.
[14:41] ---
I'm glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
[14:43] ---
I'm sorry I had to take the day off yesterday.
[14:47] ---
Not at all.
[14:49] ---
I'm just happy Hana took such good care of you.
[14:53] ---
So you did tell her where I live.
[14:57] ---
And? How'd it go?
[15:00] ---
"How"?
[15:05] ---
Stop pressuring me while piling
on the finest cuts of meat!
[15:11] ---
Just so you know,
it's not like that with me and Uzaki.
[15:15] ---
I want to enjoy my quiet solo lifestyle,
[15:18] ---
so I don't want people over if I can help it.
[15:21] ---
And Uzaki is basically
the polar opposite of quiet.
[15:25] ---
So gloomy!
[15:26] ---
Way gloomy!
[15:27] ---
That's what you are, Sakurai.
[15:30] ---
And what's wrong with that?!
[15:32] ---
They've really had a lot to drink...
[15:36] ---
Besides...
[15:37] ---
Uzaki may be my trusted junior,
but she's still a girl.
[15:42] ---
If rumors start at school about
her coming to my place all the time,
[15:46] ---
it'd only make unnecessary trouble for her.
[15:49] ---
I live near campus--someone could see her.
[15:53] ---
Th-This is getting complicated!
[15:55] ---
I had an inkling, but this? This is a pain!
[16:00] ---
I was fully aware, but still... still!
[16:04] ---
Dad.
[16:06] ---
Right. This'll only get juicier
if we just let it be.
[16:10] ---
It's like coffee, Ami.
Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed...
[16:15] ---
Let's be patient and
watch over these two for now.
[16:19] ---
Yes--until we get that rich, deep flavor.
[16:23] ---
Whatcha been talkin' about?
[16:26] ---
Huh? Oh, um...
[16:27] ---
Oh, tomorrow's work.
[16:29] ---
That's right.
[16:30] ---
Aha!
[16:31] ---
We'll be getting in a shipment of beans
and other heavy packages.
[16:34] ---
Can you come in a little early, Sakurai?
[16:37] ---
Sure thing, Ami.
[16:39] ---
Thanks! It'll be so helpful
to have another man around.
[16:42] ---
Wait, what was going on just
now--between you and your dad?
[16:47] ---
Hmm... Psyching ourselves up?
[16:49] ---
Psyching--huh? What's wrong, Uzaki?
[16:54] ---
I see you call Ami by her first name.
[16:58] ---
Huh?
[16:59] ---
If I use her last name,
she'll get mixed up with her father.
[17:02] ---
Hmm. If you say so.
[17:08] ---
Hey, uh, I was really careful grilling that.
[17:11] ---
Come on!
[17:14] ---
Wait, uh... Uzaki!
[17:17] ---
Mmm! Perfect with a side of rice!
[17:29] ---
Why the hell would Uzaki want to meet me here?
[17:34] ---
She did start acting weird
in the middle of that dinner...
[17:38] ---
Did I do something to tick her off?
[17:43] ---
Senpai.
[17:45] ---
Huh?
[17:49] ---
Eh?
[17:50] ---
"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[17:50] ---
Keep your eye on this five-yen coin.
[17:53] ---
You're getting very sleepy--very sleepy...
[17:58] ---
"5 Yen"
[17:58] ---
Hypnosis? Now what's she trying to pull?
[18:03] ---
You will do what I say--do what I say...
[18:08] ---
I don't know what she's after,
but she did take care of me earlier...
[18:14] ---
Oh, well. I'll play along.
[18:18] ---
Wow, I sure am feeling sleepy.
[18:22] ---
All right! Simple people really
are the easiest to hypnotize!
[18:27] ---
Who are you calling "simple," dammit?
[18:29] ---
Okay, then, Senpai!
[18:31] ---
Here we go. I just hope it's nothing unreasonable.
[18:34] ---
Call me by my first name!
[18:37] ---
Huh? Is that it?
[18:39] ---
That's what she hypnotized me for?
[18:42] ---
She's waiting for it. I guess I have to.
[18:47] ---
Ha... Ha... Ha...
[18:50] ---
Ha...?
[18:51] ---
This is a little embarrassing.
[18:53] ---
Ha... Hani.
[18:55] ---
Huh? That's not it.
[18:57] ---
Hanu.
[18:57] ---
No.
[18:58] ---
Hane.
[18:59] ---
Not that.
[19:00] ---
Hano.
[19:00] ---
Are you doing this on purpose?
[19:03] ---
Dammit!
[19:05] ---
Hana.
[19:11] ---
Again!
[19:13] ---
Hana.
[19:13] ---
Again!
[19:15] ---
Hana.
[19:16] ---
Yes! Again!
[19:18] ---
Hana.
[19:19] ---
Again!
[19:19] ---
Couple of love-dummies.
[19:20] ---
Hana.
[19:20] ---
Love-dumb, huh?
[19:21] ---
Again!
[19:21] ---
Love-dumb.
[19:22] ---
Hana.
[19:24] ---
So that's how it works.
I'm pretty happy with it!
[19:27] ---
It went so well--I might just
have a knack for hypnosis!
[19:32] ---
No way.
[19:33] ---
But if that's all it takes to make her happy...
[19:36] ---
Okay! Next...
[19:37] ---
"Next"?
[19:38] ---
Let's have you buy me something to drink!
[19:41] ---
Yes.
[19:42] ---
And ice cream from the convenience store!
[19:44] ---
Hey, now.
[19:45] ---
I can have you buy me lunch at the dining hall!
[19:48] ---
Don't...
[19:48] ---
Oh! And you can buy me
the latest VR setup, too--
[19:51] ---
Ow!
[19:51] ---
Don't push your luck!
[19:54] ---
No fair pretending to be hypnotized!
[19:57] ---
Says the girl making demands
of a hypnotized guy!
[19:59] ---
What are you trying to accomplish?!
[20:02] ---
I mean...
[20:04] ---
You call Ami by her first name, right?
[20:09] ---
I've known you for a pretty long time,
and I just get "Hey" and "Look here."
[20:14] ---
Rude way to treat someone, don't you think?
[20:22] ---
I see. I didn't even realize
that I'd made you feel bad.
[20:30] ---
I apologize for that. I'm sorry.
[20:35] ---
But I'm kind of, uh... I'm uncomfortable
calling girls by their first names.
[20:41] ---
Ami told me to call her that for work,
and I've been doing my best, but...
[20:46] ---
Please, just... not that.
[20:51] ---
That's fine, then. I don't want
to force you, poor gloomy thing.
[20:58] ---
Thanks.
[21:00] ---
"5 Yen"
[21:02] ---
Still, hypnotizing with a
five-yen coin in this day and age?
[21:06] ---
No way is that gonna work. Right?
[21:09] ---
Guh...
[21:11] ---
It worked! Are you kidding me?!
You must have zero resistance!
[21:14] ---
Hey! C'mon!
[21:16] ---
Buh...
[21:19] ---
How do I put her back?!
[21:19] ---
"Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[21:20] ---
It's gotta be in here somewhere!
[21:23] ---
Uzaki!
[21:23] ---
Uzaki is floating in the sky.
[22:57] ---
"5 Yen"
[22:59] ---
It's not working.
[23:01] ---
I told you: I'm not hypnotized!
[23:05] ---
It's truly frightening that you can't remember.
[23:08] ---
Look, I'm not hypnotized, all right?
It'd be a big deal if I were!
[23:12] ---
Why do you sound ticked off?
[23:15] ---
I'm not ticked off.
[23:17] ---
Dad... could this be?
[23:19] ---
Yes...
[23:20] ---
They say you can't hypnotize
someone who doesn't trust you.
[23:25] ---
Which means these two...
[23:27] ---
It certainly looks that way.
[23:31] ---
Let's not tell them. It's too amusing.
[23:33] ---
If I were ticked off, it'd be a big deal.
[23:35] ---
You really suck at this!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
[23:39] ---
E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!
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[00:07] ---
Sakurai, we'll be taking a family trip
to a hot spring over Golden Week.
[00:12] ---
You'll have that time off.
[00:14] ---
Why not take advantage of all those
public holidays and go somewhere yourself?
[00:19] ---
Huh...
[00:23] ---
That's what she suggested, anyway.
[00:26] ---
But I've been playing video games
for 72 hours straight since then.
[00:31] ---
Oh, so this is the last of them?
[00:34] ---
Here goes!
[00:43] ---
That unnecessary rhythmic flourish...
[00:51] ---
Hi there, Senpai!
[00:54] ---
I knew it.
[01:04] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
"Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
Together Over the Holiday!"
[02:28] ---
Are you free today?
I mean, you totally are, right?
[02:32] ---
This popping over unannounced is a bit much.
[02:35] ---
Well, you're off work, and I figured
a loner like you would be home gaming
[02:38] ---
instead of going anywhere.
[02:40] ---
And I was right!
[02:42] ---
I'm speechless.
[02:44] ---
So instead I stopped by to hang out
with you, my senior and my friend!
[02:48] ---
Great news, right?
[02:50] ---
Knock off that weirdly
superior tone--it's infuriating.
[02:53] ---
And so...
[02:55] ---
Wanna play Doramon Go?
[02:57] ---
That's still a game!
[02:59] ---
There's a big spawning event during Golden Week.
[03:02] ---
Let's catch 'em all--together!
[03:05] ---
I have the app.
[03:07] ---
Buuut?
[03:10] ---
But I was too embarrassed to play alone.
[03:13] ---
Right? Man, I can read you like a book!
[03:17] ---
Why'd you turn it off?!
[03:19] ---
We can play together!
[03:22] ---
Talk about a major drag.
Then again, it is a holiday week...
[03:27] ---
C'mon, Senpai...
[03:34] ---
I'm about to die of boredom,
so sure--count me in.
[03:37] ---
Hooray!
[03:43] ---
I found a Lousy Cat!
[03:46] ---
Check this out, Senpai!
[03:48] ---
Eh?
[03:50] ---
Your face looks awful.
[03:54] ---
Too much gaming.
[03:56] ---
It's one thing to be all scowly,
but walking around with that face?
[04:00] ---
Someone's gonna report you.
[04:01] ---
Will you stop backing away like that?
[04:04] ---
Sheesh.
[04:06] ---
Hey, you sure are catching a lot!
[04:08] ---
"Gorilla"
[04:09] ---
And all Gorillas.
[04:10] ---
They keep popping up.
[04:13] ---
Ugh, my eyes hurt. Can't look at the screen.
[04:17] ---
Oh! Then let's go buy you some glasses!
[04:26] ---
Welcome.
[04:28] ---
Hey, is that Ami?
[04:31] ---
Oh, my!
[04:32] ---
Fancy running into you two!
[04:35] ---
I see. So your eyes hurt
from playing games too much.
[04:38] ---
If this keeps up,
he'll be Doramon Go-ing to lockup.
[04:41] ---
I'll give you "lockup."
[04:44] ---
So you played games the entire time
we were at the hot spring, Sakurai?
[04:49] ---
Sorry.
[04:50] ---
And he'd probably still be holed up
playing games if I hadn't come along!
[04:55] ---
I can't deny that.
[04:57] ---
Hey, I know!
[04:58] ---
Since she's here and all, why don't
you ask Ami to be your glassistant?
[05:02] ---
My glassistant?
[05:04] ---
Is there something you're looking for?
[05:06] ---
Yeah, the loner indoorsman
game-addict here needs those things:
[05:09] ---
"Protect Your Eyes from Blue Light!"
[05:10] ---
Computer glasses!
[05:12] ---
Oh, the ones that cut down
on blue light from LCD displays.
[05:16] ---
These are supposed to keep
your eyes from getting tired.
[05:19] ---
I've always wanted a pair myself!
[05:21] ---
Hmm. Might be good for long gaming sessions.
[05:26] ---
Huh! The lenses are a faint yellow.
[05:29] ---
So they're like thin sunglasses, eh?
[05:34] ---
You look good in glasses, Senpai!
[05:36] ---
Yes! You do!
[05:37] ---
Eh?
[05:39] ---
How about these?
[05:41] ---
Hmm?
[05:42] ---
Oh, nice! Should we try some others?
[05:45] ---
Totally!
[05:46] ---
Ooh, which ones?
[05:46] ---
How about these?
[05:48] ---
Like I'm some kind of toy.
[05:51] ---
Those are perfect!
[05:54] ---
R-Really?
[05:55] ---
Yes! They hide your glare-mug
so you look like a normal person!
[05:59] ---
Who says I have a glare-mug?!
[06:02] ---
You should probably wear
those at work and school, too!
[06:05] ---
Oh, shut up.
[06:06] ---
Then how about these?
[06:12] ---
Where'd you find those?
[06:14] ---
Do you have to play around with me, too, Ami?
[06:18] ---
Oh, wow, that is too much. Can I take a picture?
[06:20] ---
No, you can't!
[06:22] ---
Look this way... no, don't.
[06:25] ---
I keep laughing... my phone's shaking!
[06:29] ---
Knock it off!
[06:30] ---
Dammit...
[06:31] ---
Try, uh, try these on next, Senpai!
[06:36] ---
You're laughing already!
[06:40] ---
They work with your natural fierce expression
to make you look like a mafioso!
[06:45] ---
Like you'd assassinate someone
with a long piece of wire!
[06:49] ---
Or like you're dominating
some criminal underworld!
[06:52] ---
Oh!
[06:53] ---
Throw on a white coat,
and you could be a mad scientist!
[06:57] ---
Want to?
[06:58] ---
I do not!
[07:00] ---
What shelf were these on? I'm putting them back!
[07:02] ---
Just once, Senpai--just one time!
[07:05] ---
Brush your hair back with
those little round glasses on!
[07:09] ---
Just once, I swear!
[07:10] ---
You'll turn into an
embarrassingly tropey character!
[07:14] ---
What is it you want from me?
[07:17] ---
Sorry, sorry! Try this last pair on.
[07:20] ---
These were a serious choice.
[07:23] ---
Okay?
[07:24] ---
Uh... okay.
[07:30] ---
Now make a fist.
[07:32] ---
Raise your arm.
[07:34] ---
Open your mouth a little.
[07:36] ---
Ayyyyy-oh!
[07:44] ---
Oh, man, that was funny!
[07:46] ---
You'd better pick out
your own glasses there, Hana.
[07:49] ---
Hey, right!
[07:51] ---
What'll it be?
[07:53] ---
Gee, which ones?
[07:53] ---
These are nice.
[07:56] ---
I do like a pink frame...
[07:59] ---
But it's gotta be red!
[08:01] ---
Ooh, yeah!
[08:04] ---
Check it out, Sakurai.
Doesn't Hana look good in glasses?
[08:12] ---
Whaddya think?
[08:21] ---
You look dumber, strangely enough.
[08:23] ---
"Strangely enough"?!
[08:24] ---
Hey, I was complimenting you earlier!
[08:27] ---
Then you called me a mafioso!
That makes it a wash, you big dummy!
[08:31] ---
Picky, picky!
That's what you are--you know that?
[08:35] ---
You're the one who has to
watch what she says and does!
[08:38] ---
Well, you're the one who's always angry!
[08:41] ---
Shut up! You asked for it, moron!
[08:43] ---
Only a moron calls someone a moron, moron!
[08:46] ---
You just said it yourself, moron!
[08:48] ---
Moron!
[08:49] ---
Well, you said it first, moron! Moron! Moron!
[08:52] ---
Are they all right?
[08:54] ---
Uh-huh. They're always like that.
[09:02] ---
I missed out on getting glasses,
and it's all your fault.
[09:07] ---
Ooh! Got a Lousy Cat Dandy!
[09:09] ---
You just had to start something.
[09:13] ---
Another Gorilla.
[09:15] ---
Don't dump the blame on me
just 'cause you're older.
[09:18] ---
That's power harassment.
[09:20] ---
Hey, I got a Lousy Cat Genius this time!
[09:23] ---
Clearly it's your fault, because you started it.
[09:28] ---
Nothing but Gorillas.
[09:31] ---
See, your problem is--
[09:37] ---
Thanks.
[09:39] ---
Uh... yeah.
[09:42] ---
Nechst Station. Nechst Station.
[09:47] ---
Lot of people getting on.
[09:49] ---
But with this game, the more people
around you, the higher the monster spawn rate.
[09:55] ---
See? A Lousy Cat Cyborg!
[09:57] ---
Still Gorillas here.
[09:59] ---
Just how much do you like gorillas?
[10:01] ---
I don't. They like me.
[10:05] ---
Well, as long as we get where we're going.
[10:12] ---
Andenechst Station.
[10:15] ---
Andefallo-Wing Station.
[10:18] ---
Now it's crazy crowded.
[10:19] ---
Oh, right--there's a soccer match
at a nearby stadium.
[10:23] ---
That explains it.
[10:28] ---
Pardon me, huh-huh.
[10:35] ---
S-Something incredibly soft...
[10:38] ---
I-I'm sorry.
[10:41] ---
It's okay. Can't really help it in all this.
[10:44] ---
This is bad--and at this rate,
it'll get really bad!
[10:48] ---
I can't budge!
[10:50] ---
Am I just going to have to grin and bear it?
[10:55] ---
Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
[10:59] ---
Think of something else
and pull yourself together!
[11:03] ---
S-Senpai?
[11:05] ---
It's n-nothing.
[11:07] ---
What's that doing here?!
[11:09] ---
Gotta get my mind on something else, pronto...
[11:11] ---
"When Your Chest's Tight and
Your Heart Won't Stop Pounding"
[11:14] ---
Senpai?
[11:15] ---
I am fine. I'm fine.
[11:19] ---
There are traps everywhere I turn!
[11:21] ---
I see nothing. I hear nothing.
[11:25] ---
I turn my consciousness inward.
[11:27] ---
What's wrong with him?
He got so quiet all of a sudden.
[11:31] ---
Oh--his eyelashes are really long.
[11:34] ---
His face is so close!
[11:36] ---
Picture it--now! A clear blue sky!
[11:39] ---
This is like one of those
wall-pound things, huh? Ha ha...
[11:44] ---
A vast field, stretching
as far as the eye can see!
[11:46] ---
Isn't your arm tired? Don't overdo it.
[11:51] ---
Crystal-clear, unclouded water,
its surface like a mirror!
[11:56] ---
Say something...
[11:58] ---
I can do this. I can make it through!
[12:07] ---
With my eyes closed and my ears dulled,
my other senses are heighten--
[12:20] ---
Hey, uh, Senpai... Thanks for earli--
[12:24] ---
Eh?
[12:27] ---
Senpai!
[12:29] ---
Is he out cold--on his feet?
[12:33] ---
The door is closing.
[12:34] ---
Hey! This is our stop!
[12:37] ---
Senpai? Senpai!
[12:44] ---
Now... Now what?
[12:54] ---
Where am I?
[12:57] ---
Wait--what time is it?
[12:59] ---
Oh.
SIGN "Received Calls" "Uzaki Uzaki Uzaki"
[13:01] ---
I got a ton of calls from Uzaki.
[13:06] ---
And... one of these.
[13:11] ---
So that's what happened during...
[13:15] ---
...during Golden Week?
[13:17] ---
Yes.
[13:19] ---
No laughing.
[13:21] ---
And?
[13:23] ---
And nothing.
[13:24] ---
I blacked out before it got to that point.
[13:27] ---
What?
[13:28] ---
If she made me feel that way,
I figured I'd be better off unconscious!
[13:33] ---
I see.
[13:35] ---
Wait, can he just turn his
consciousness off and on at will?
[13:39] ---
What is he, a ninja? Spooky.
[13:41] ---
Well, don't worry too much about it.
[13:45] ---
You're young--you should be more carefree.
[13:49] ---
I mean, I'm sure my Ami
is hanging out with boys.
[13:54] ---
With boys?
[13:57] ---
No, not at all.
[13:58] ---
See? Not at all!
[14:00] ---
Not at all? Really?
[14:02] ---
Yes, really.
[14:03] ---
What?!
[14:05] ---
I'm sorry.
[14:06] ---
Why are you apologizing?
[14:09] ---
Huh!
[14:11] ---
To think something so hilar--er,
terrible happened to you afterward!
[14:17] ---
You were going to say "hilarious"!
[14:19] ---
That was unfortunate.
[14:21] ---
Yeah, well.
[14:23] ---
Follow up with Hana.
[14:25] ---
After all, she's the one who invited you along.
[14:30] ---
Yeah... I guess you're right.
[14:43] ---
I don't know what's going on,
but I'm not going to engage. Too much trouble.
[14:48] ---
Listen to this, Senpai.
[14:52] ---
She's engaging me.
[14:54] ---
Did something happen?
[14:56] ---
I was looking at the calendar when it hit me.
[14:59] ---
Yeah?
[15:00] ---
There are no holidays in June.
[15:03] ---
And that's why you're so down?!
[15:05] ---
You've still got weekends off.
[15:08] ---
But the more and longer breaks
the better, don't you think?
[15:13] ---
Greedy much?
[15:14] ---
A three-day break really winds you up!
[15:17] ---
Besides, I get depressed thinking
about this weather sticking around
[15:21] ---
for another month.
[15:23] ---
Sure. But after the rainy
season comes summer break.
[15:27] ---
But not before exams.
[15:31] ---
I wanna go have fun!
[15:36] ---
Let's do that, then.
[15:39] ---
How about next weekend?
[15:41] ---
You mean it?!
[15:43] ---
Don't startle me!
[15:44] ---
You startled me!
[15:46] ---
This same old loner of a senior,
suggesting we go somewhere?
[15:49] ---
Hell must be frozen over! Completely frozen over!
And now I know why it's raining!
[15:53] ---
Because you say such weird stuff! Ugh!
[15:56] ---
Calm down!
[15:58] ---
I can't make heads or tails
of this mixed-up conversation!
[16:01] ---
If it doesn't work for you, then never mind.
[16:03] ---
I'll go!
[16:04] ---
Well... good.
[16:06] ---
So... is there someplace you had in mind?
[16:10] ---
I know: How about an outing by train?
[16:20] ---
Senpai, your face is all red.
[16:23] ---
It's nothing. No trains.
[16:25] ---
Then do you mind if I just
throw something together?
[16:28] ---
Please do.
[16:30] ---
Got it! I can't wait!
[16:34] ---
That's one frightening laugh.
[16:36] ---
Still, it's not every day that you invite me.
[16:39] ---
Yeah, well, I felt bad for what
happened over Golden Week.
[16:46] ---
Senpai...
[16:47] ---
And when I told Ami,
she said I should follow up with you.
[16:52] ---
Huh? Are you mad?
[16:55] ---
I'm not mad.
[16:57] ---
You totally are.
[16:59] ---
Not in the slightest.
[17:01] ---
Oh, come on.
[17:02] ---
Look, if I were mad, it'd be a big deal!
[17:05] ---
What the hell?
[17:13] ---
It's pouring. Forget going out in this.
[17:18] ---
I hope she's still home...
[17:26] ---
"Super Huge"
[17:26] ---
I was just about to call you.
[17:30] ---
I figured if it was gonna rain anyway,
I may as well play games at your place.
[17:34] ---
I thought I'd cook, so I did a little shopping,
and it started raining harder...
[17:40] ---
By the time I left the supermarket,
it was a total disaster.
[17:43] ---
I appreciate the sentiment,
but don't go overboard.
[17:46] ---
Can I borrow your shower?
Oh... and a change of clothes.
[17:50] ---
Aw, I shouldn't have worn my favorite shirt.
[17:55] ---
Care to join me?
[17:57] ---
Go already!
[18:00] ---
Honestly.
[18:05] ---
Whoa! I'm soaked clear through to my undies!
[18:08] ---
Ugh! TMI!
[18:18] ---
This shirt is ginormous!
[18:20] ---
I'll just get lunch started
before we start playing.
[18:23] ---
Hey, uh, thanks.
[18:25] ---
Ta-da!
[18:26] ---
You don't have any good cookware,
so I'm giving you my old pot.
[18:31] ---
That's incredibly nice of you. I appreciate it.
[18:36] ---
"Uza Curry" "Beef"
[18:36] ---
First...
[18:38] ---
Need help?
[18:40] ---
You're no cook. How about washing these veggies?
[18:44] ---
Yeah, sure.
[18:46] ---
You're awfully obedient today, Senpai.
[18:49] ---
It's just that everything's been
going wrong for you today, so...
[18:55] ---
It's fine--I'm a good cook.
[18:59] ---
You said you couldn't taste the porridge
I made for you when you were sick,
[19:04] ---
so there's a little score-settling in the mix.
[19:06] ---
I'm really sorry I said that.
[19:09] ---
My cooking will have your
unsophisticated palate moaning!
[19:14] ---
Again, you've gone a step too far.
[19:20] ---
What game do you want to play?
[19:22] ---
Oh! You downloaded Meowcraft! Let's play that!
[19:29] ---
Let's work together to build
something totally out-there!
[19:33] ---
This is too perfect a way for
a college student to waste a day off.
[19:42] ---
Ah, whatever.
[19:45] ---
Ready to be a useless college student?
[19:47] ---
I mean, you've been one all along.
[19:50] ---
Back off!
[20:16] ---
Phew! That was fun!
[20:21] ---
I guess it was asking too much
to finish our build in one day.
[20:25] ---
It did get torn down a few times.
[20:27] ---
We can just work on it
the next time you're over.
[20:30] ---
The... next time?
[20:34] ---
Hmm?
[20:37] ---
Yeah!
[20:40] ---
Enough with the scary laugh!
[20:47] ---
Put the curry pot in
the fridge just like that, 'kay?
[20:52] ---
Will do.
[20:54] ---
It'll taste even better after sitting overnight.
[20:58] ---
You know, I've heard that. Is it true?
[21:01] ---
Let it sit overnight and the roux
soaks into the meat and veggies,
[21:05] ---
which release their umami components--amino
acids, sugars--into the roux!
[21:09] ---
That's how you get a richer
umami flavor all through the curry.
[21:12] ---
I'm sorry I asked.
[21:15] ---
I'm looking forward to it.
[21:17] ---
Good!
[21:19] ---
Though today's was already plenty good.
[21:24] ---
Senpai?
[21:28] ---
You said "the next time"... How about tomorrow?
[21:35] ---
Oh, to pick up where we left off today?
Sure. God knows I'm free.
[21:40] ---
Hooray!
[21:45] ---
Then let's hang out again, okay?
[21:49] ---
Yep.
[21:51] ---
Um... wait--what?
[21:55] ---
Sorry. I seem to have
left my pass at your place.
[22:02] ---
You're so disorganized.
[23:39] ---
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend`s Business!"
E5 - I Want to Meddle in My Friend's Business!
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[00:13] ---
Summer already, huh?
[00:18] ---
Senpai!
[00:24] ---
It's that sweaty time of year again!
[00:27] ---
You're too hyper, that's all.
[00:30] ---
Hey, hey, Senpai?
[00:31] ---
What?
[00:32] ---
Can I come over to your place today?
[00:36] ---
Today? Again?
[00:38] ---
I'm just really worried you'll build
more of Uzaki Hills without me!
[00:44] ---
I so won't.
[00:46] ---
Creepy old tower.
Looks like an evil emperor's hangout.
[00:49] ---
An evil emperor's hangout? No way!
[00:52] ---
That's my dream house,
stuffed full of my perfect ideals!
[00:55] ---
You'd set up a lava trap at your own house?!
[00:58] ---
Oh, that?
[00:59] ---
That is so you can always come by and visit!
[01:03] ---
What, you want to trap me?
[01:05] ---
Trap you? Why, I never! How rude!
[01:08] ---
With the lava! What else could I mean?
[01:19] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:42] ---
"Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
in My Friend's Business!"
[02:55] ---
What are you doing out there, kitty?
[03:00] ---
I'll rescue you.
Stay right there and be a good kitty.
[03:06] ---
Almost there...
[03:10] ---
It's all right.
[03:14] ---
Hey!
[03:18] ---
No!
[03:25] ---
A dream? I was... dreaming?
[03:28] ---
Well, yeah.
[03:30] ---
Must've nodded off, then woke up in a panic.
That hasn't happened in a while.
[03:36] ---
If anyone saw that...
[03:46] ---
It had to be her--and only
at the worst possible times!
[03:50] ---
Turn around! We're in the middle of class!
[03:54] ---
Hey, hey, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
[03:57] ---
Were you dreaming of falling from a high place?
You totally jolted awake!
[04:02] ---
Don't be nodding off, now!
[04:04] ---
To think I was a witness to the big moment!
[04:08] ---
God, you bug me!
[04:10] ---
Be quiet. Class has started!
[04:13] ---
Whoopsie!
[04:15] ---
Are you familiar with dream interpretation?
[04:19] ---
It holds that the content of
one's dreams reveal one's mental state.
[04:23] ---
Dreams of falling from a height, for example,
[04:26] ---
indicate deep-seated feelings of anxiety,
[04:29] ---
while vague unease about
one's career or personal prospects...
[04:30] ---
Oh, you're anxious, Senpai?
[04:32] ---
Don't worry--you can tell me anything.
[04:36] ---
Shut up.
[04:37] ---
Dreaming of falling when one is in
high spirits or getting carried away
[04:43] ---
can also be interpreted as a warning
to put one's feet on the ground,
[04:45] ---
Getting carried away there, Senpai?
[04:47] ---
Shut up, I said!
[04:47] ---
a subconscious dissatisfaction
with the action or attitude responsible.
[04:50] ---
Quit getting so excited!
Get those feet on the ground!
[04:54] ---
Look who's talking!
[04:59] ---
Talk about a timely lecture! Too funny!
[05:04] ---
Really laid bare your deepest psyche, huh?
[05:08] ---
Can it. Besides, I'm not a kid--
I don't believe in that stuff.
[05:13] ---
Maybe it was a little juvenile...
[05:16] ---
Well, I'm more of a believer.
[05:18] ---
Psychological tests, blood-type fortunes...
[05:21] ---
Superstition, all of it.
That's not what psychology is about.
[05:26] ---
Sure, you say that, but are you
sure you're not just acting tough?
[05:30] ---
Yeah, right.
[05:31] ---
But psychologically speaking--
[05:34] ---
Uh-oh... I'm--
[05:37] ---
Watch out! What are you doing, idiot?
[05:40] ---
Nice catch, Senpai. That was scary!
[05:43] ---
That's what happens when
you're focused on riling someone up
[05:46] ---
instead of watching your step.
[05:48] ---
Be careful, dummy!
[05:50] ---
Which reminds me...
[05:52] ---
Of what?
[05:54] ---
People who trip down stairs
can develop climacophobia,
[05:57] ---
the fear of descending stairs.
[05:59] ---
Uh, what? Where'd this
come from all of a sudden?
[06:03] ---
It's a psychological aftershock.
[06:04] ---
Huh?
[06:06] ---
It's also known as "the stair yips."
[06:08] ---
You're navigating stairs as usual, until one day
[06:11] ---
you just can't go down them smoothly,
or you tumble down them--
[06:15] ---
until at last, you're scared
of the very stairs themselves.
[06:19] ---
Stop that!
[06:20] ---
That's terrifying!
[06:26] ---
Aw!
[06:27] ---
C'mon, why not?
[06:29] ---
Ah!
[06:31] ---
'Cause I have plans with that guy.
[06:36] ---
Maybe next time, okay?
[06:38] ---
Aw!
[06:40] ---
You showed up at the perfect time, Sak.
Those girls are relentless!
[06:44] ---
What gives, Itsuhito? You running away?
[06:47] ---
"Itsuhito Sakaki, 21 - College Junior"
[06:48] ---
It's honestly not much fun going drinking
with that bunch. We just don't click.
[06:53] ---
Huh.
[06:55] ---
So many people drink way too much.
[06:57] ---
I prefer a more stylish approach
to enjoying alcohol.
[07:00] ---
In the end, sober me is left
to clean up the mess.
[07:04] ---
Yeah, I'm not into that, either.
[07:06] ---
There goes Sakaki. Aren't we going after him?
[07:10] ---
Hmm... But that other guy's a little scary.
[07:13] ---
I get that.
[07:15] ---
It's the eyes.
[07:16] ---
Yeah--the eyes.
[07:18] ---
Those two are together a lot. Are they friends?
[07:25] ---
Hey, it feels like I barely saw
you around at all last month.
[07:29] ---
Yeah, I popped over to Okinawa.
[07:32] ---
Okinawa?! It's not even summer break!
[07:35] ---
I just had this sudden urge
to see that gorgeous ocean.
[07:38] ---
He's living free and easy.
[07:40] ---
What about you, Sak?
Anything happen while I was gone?
[07:47] ---
Nope.
[07:52] ---
Well...
[07:54] ---
It's just... hmm... What even was that?
[07:58] ---
My days were... hard to describe.
[08:01] ---
What the hell?
[08:03] ---
Life was ordinary enough, generally speaking.
[08:06] ---
I went to classes,
worked my job, played games and stuff...
[08:10] ---
Kept pretty busy.
[08:14] ---
Enough! Will you go hog wild just once?!
[08:17] ---
I've been hanging out with you
for three years. Your life is dull!
[08:22] ---
It's depressing just hearing about it!
[08:24] ---
Only four years of college,
and you're wasting it! Enjoy it!
[08:27] ---
Get a girlfriend!
[08:28] ---
You always say that.
[08:33] ---
This is no time to be drinking!
[08:34] ---
What the--? You gave it to me!
[08:36] ---
Shut up! Jerks like you
who waste their youth are insufferable!
[08:40] ---
Hey, Senpai!
[08:42] ---
There you are!
[08:45] ---
Huh?
[08:46] ---
Might this person be...
[08:48] ---
Wait--could he be--your... friend?
[08:52] ---
Yeah, that's right.
[08:53] ---
What?!
[08:56] ---
So you... you really did have a friend.
[09:02] ---
You did talk him up sometimes...
[09:04] ---
...but I thought he was imaginary.
[09:08] ---
You saw me eating with him in the dining hall!
[09:12] ---
I thought maybe you were
pretending he was your friend.
[09:17] ---
I'm so happy... Oh, I really am so glad...
[09:21] ---
Wait--you were seriously worried about me?!
[09:23] ---
Quit looking at me like that!
[09:26] ---
Oh, right. You're that girl
who's with Sak now and then.
[09:29] ---
I'm a junior, like him. Name's Sakaki--pleasure.
[09:31] ---
Hana Uzaki, sophomore!
[09:33] ---
Senpai is a hardcore gloomlord,
but I hope you'll get along well together.
[09:37] ---
Who even are you to me?
[09:39] ---
Don't you worry, Senpai--
I'll still keep hanging out with you.
[09:44] ---
So where are we going to go after class today?
[09:46] ---
Why are you saying that like
my schedule's already booked?
[09:50] ---
I said I was going
to hang out at your place today.
[09:53] ---
You want to come over again today? Seriously?
[09:55] ---
I mean, if you're always hanging out
with your one male friend, people'll talk.
[10:00] ---
They'll make fanart outta you!
[10:02] ---
Who exactly are you worried about?
Do you even know what that means?
[10:06] ---
And don't assume, amid all this nonsense,
that I only have one male friend.
[10:10] ---
Now, now--you don't have to show off.
[10:12] ---
I'm not!
[10:13] ---
So that's how it is.
[10:14] ---
No, really--it's fine!
[10:16] ---
Whoops! Well, I've got another class.
[10:20] ---
Get to it.
[10:23] ---
She's a nice girl.
[10:24] ---
Sometimes.
[10:27] ---
Oh, Sak...
[10:28] ---
It's not like that.
[10:30] ---
Don't worry; I get it. Just leave it to me.
[10:33] ---
Huh?
[10:34] ---
You've found love at long last!
[10:37] ---
You don't get it at all!
[10:39] ---
Don't be bashful!
I'm your wingman--I've got your back!
[10:42] ---
Ugh! Another giant pain in the ass!
[10:46] ---
What sort of situation are you after?
Romantic? Erotic?
[10:46] ---
"Summer Romance Watermelon"
"Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold"
[10:50] ---
Oh, this is going to be one fun summer!
[11:00] ---
Yes!
[11:01] ---
Ah, dammit.
[11:03] ---
Hey, you two.
[11:05] ---
Oh, hi.
[11:06] ---
Hey.
[11:08] ---
So how long have you known each other?
[11:11] ---
She was my junior in high school.
[11:13] ---
We were in the same club.
[11:14] ---
Huh. A pretty long time, then.
[11:17] ---
You could say that.
[11:18] ---
Uh-huh.
[11:21] ---
And how far have you gone?
[11:23] ---
Any fooling around?
[11:30] ---
Look here, you...
[11:31] ---
This guy looks good,
but he's really just the worst, huh.
[11:34] ---
So, is that a no?
[11:35] ---
It's a no!
[11:36] ---
It's not something you talk about--and
we wouldn't tell you even if we did!
[11:39] ---
Not even a little?
[11:40] ---
No!
[11:41] ---
Not at all?
[11:42] ---
Not at all!
[11:42] ---
Huh?
[11:43] ---
Eh?
[11:44] ---
Huh?
[11:46] ---
Oh, uh... never mind.
[11:48] ---
Huh? Eh? N-Now hang on a sec--
I seriously don't remember anything!
[11:52] ---
N-No, it's fine. I mean, it's just between us.
[11:54] ---
If you don't know,
then it doesn't count. It's okay.
[11:57] ---
It is not okay! Tell me! What did I do? Where? When?
[11:59] ---
I knew it!
[12:01] ---
Ugh! Shut up! This is sexual harassment!
[12:04] ---
Now you're mad at me, and I don't even know why!
[12:06] ---
Sakaki, too, going all in
on the sexual harassment!
[12:09] ---
Just drop it.
[12:10] ---
S-Sexual... harassment?
[12:10] ---
Sorry.
[12:12] ---
Senpai's a good guy.
[12:14] ---
From where I stand, he's the
safest creature in the whole world.
[12:18] ---
When you put it like that...
it's actually pretty awful.
[12:21] ---
Again, sorry. I'd just never heard
any romantic tales about Sak before.
[12:28] ---
Seeing Mr. Serious here with
a girl piqued my interest, that's all.
[12:32] ---
We can't really help that.
[12:34] ---
He's a gloomy klutz of a sleepyhead
villain loner, so I keep him company.
[12:40] ---
Who are you calling a gloomy klutz
of a sleepyhead villain loner?!
[12:43] ---
I like to spend my time quietly, by myself!
[12:46] ---
You two get along amazingly well!
[12:49] ---
And it's not just me. I bet everyone thinks so!
[12:52] ---
You know: "Oh, those two must be dating."
[12:55] ---
Haven't you heard that tons of times?
[12:58] ---
But we're not.
[13:01] ---
Okay, you're not--for now. I get that much.
[13:04] ---
But you're gonna have to eventually.
[13:07] ---
Uzaki.
[13:09] ---
Let's grab some ice cream
from the convenience store. My treat.
[13:11] ---
Really? Hooray!
[13:15] ---
Did they just run away?
[13:17] ---
Still, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
[13:20] ---
I pictured something a little more innocent.
[13:23] ---
But it's not that he simply dislikes her...
[13:26] ---
There must be a reason.
[13:28] ---
Hmm?
[13:31] ---
Got a sec?
[13:34] ---
And who are you?
[13:35] ---
Ami Asai, senior. Friend of those two.
[13:38] ---
I'm Sakaki--same year as Sakurai.
Nice to meet you.
[13:41] ---
Sakaki.
[13:42] ---
What was that?
[13:44] ---
What was it? Just a friendly chat, that's all.
[13:47] ---
Were you listening in?
You should have joined us!
[13:50] ---
You've gone too far.
[13:52] ---
Teasing those two is one thing,
but do you have to be so blunt about it?
[13:57] ---
Just putting out some feelers.
I got shut out, though.
[14:02] ---
I want to watch over those two--and
I won't let anyone get in my way.
[14:06] ---
Doing things your way may very well
end up nipping their love in the bud.
[14:10] ---
You must watch them from a distance,
with no unnecessary prying!
[14:14] ---
I see...
[14:16] ---
So you're rooting for them, too, huh?
And you really care.
[14:21] ---
You've changed my mind.
After all, we both want them to be together.
[14:31] ---
How about we team up, then?
[14:34] ---
I'd do anything for those two!
[14:39] ---
Wrong!
[14:41] ---
What?!
[14:42] ---
I don't need anyone's help! Quit your meddling!
[14:47] ---
And what part of me wanting to observe
from out here do you not understand?!
[14:53] ---
You're pretty crass yourself!
[14:56] ---
I won't let you meddle
indiscriminately in their business!
[15:00] ---
Jeez, what a pain!
[15:03] ---
You both are.
[15:05] ---
Want to share, Senpai? C'mon.
[15:11] ---
You don't want any?
[15:13] ---
Don't be shy. After all, you bought 'em.
[15:17] ---
C'mon.
[15:20] ---
That refreshing green-blue
packaging... choco-mint, huh?
[15:24] ---
Is choco-mint any good?
[15:26] ---
Choco-mint is delicious!
[15:29] ---
Choco-mint...
[15:31] ---
But choco-mint--isn't that toothpaste?
[15:34] ---
Huh?
[15:37] ---
What did you just say?
[15:38] ---
Eh?
[15:40] ---
Look me in the eye and say that again.
[15:43] ---
Wait... what?
[15:45] ---
It's just... I was wondering
if choco-mint was really any good,
[15:49] ---
since that's what toothpaste tastes like.
[15:51] ---
There it is! You idiot!
[15:53] ---
That is always what people
who don't eat choco-mint say
[15:55] ---
when they're mocking choco-mint!
[15:58] ---
I'm not mocking anything.
[15:59] ---
You are! It started when
you compared it to toothpaste!
[16:03] ---
Even though it's your garbage palate's
fault you can't eat choco-mint,
[16:07] ---
you cowards are always
so quick to blame the mint!
[16:09] ---
"Coward"
[16:12] ---
Then these jerks always go to
"No way can that be good"
[16:16] ---
and "Why don't you just eat toothpaste, then?"
[16:18] ---
Morons!
[16:19] ---
Toothpaste isn't something you eat!
[16:21] ---
Can you even imagine it, Senpai?
[16:23] ---
How humiliating it is to be mocked
by idiots who don't know the difference
[16:26] ---
between toothpaste and food?!
[16:28] ---
Uh... yeah.
[16:29] ---
But what I really can't stand
[16:31] ---
is the sheer arrogance of people
who think it's okay to persecute
[16:34] ---
what they don't understand!
[16:36] ---
That's right! We choco-mintians
have been exposed for so long!
[16:40] ---
"Choco-mintians"?
[16:41] ---
Exposed to the unknowing abuse
that stems from a lack of understanding!
[16:42] ---
Isn't that just toothpaste?
[16:45] ---
When choco-mint, as ice cream,
made its way to Japan from distant continents,
[16:50] ---
sales were poor due to its
intense coloration and unique flavor.
[16:55] ---
And yet!
[16:56] ---
We choco-mintians, amidst bias and prejudice,
[16:59] ---
slowly grew in number with many years of effort.
[17:02] ---
Now it's praised as
invigorating, Instagrammable--
[17:06] ---
with more cafés serving choco-mint sweets
[17:09] ---
and more varieties of choco-mint goods
on food-store shelves every year!
[17:15] ---
Nevertheless!
[17:16] ---
The palate-poor anti-choco-mint
brigade chooses ignorance!
[17:20] ---
Rise, O choco-mintians!
[17:22] ---
Turn your sadness into anger
and make your stand!
[17:25] ---
You hate it, don't you, Senpai?
[17:27] ---
It sucks when people mock your favorite game
when they've never played it
[17:31] ---
and know nothing about it!
[17:33] ---
Well, yeah, it does.
[17:35] ---
Besides, it's all out of order!
[17:37] ---
Mint doesn't taste like toothpaste--
toothpaste tastes like mint!
[17:42] ---
Idiot!
[17:45] ---
She... She is seriously pissed.
[17:48] ---
Never mind those palate-poor losers!
[17:50] ---
I'm grateful for choco-mint!
[17:53] ---
Thank you, choco-mint!
[17:58] ---
One bite and the sharp,
refreshing mint flavor fills your mouth,
[18:04] ---
the gentle notes of sweet chocolate
slowly fading away.
[18:09] ---
That soothing feeling makes you
want to take another bite right away.
[18:15] ---
No matter what anyone says...
[18:19] ---
...choco-mint is delicious.
[18:51] ---
What the hell?
[18:54] ---
Thank you very much.
[18:56] ---
Brava. I guess you've been
holding onto some things, too.
[18:59] ---
Oh, yeah.
[19:01] ---
You can hate whatever you want,
but don't diss what someone else likes.
[19:05] ---
Mind your own beeswax!
[19:07] ---
Though you did mock my solo movies.
[19:11] ---
But man, I never dreamed that you
would be one of those lower lifeforms.
[19:17] ---
Over one lousy ice cream? That's a little much.
[19:21] ---
It's not that I hate it...
[19:24] ---
I couldn't handle mint as a kid.
[19:27] ---
Ever since, anything with that cooling
sensation--gum, cough drops--forget it.
[19:31] ---
I even use a non-mint toothpaste.
[19:35] ---
That cooling sensation is the best part!
[19:37] ---
With the sweet chocolate chaser?
That's the real charm of choco-mint!
[19:42] ---
But since I can't do mint,
[19:45] ---
I've never tried choco-mint.
[19:50] ---
What?!
[19:54] ---
Why, you... Mock choco-mint untasted, will you?!
[19:58] ---
All right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:04] ---
I see. So it all stems from childhood trauma.
[20:08] ---
But that means you should be fine now, right?
[20:15] ---
They do say your sense of
taste changes as you grow up.
[20:18] ---
Maybe, but still...
[20:20] ---
Wanna try one, just to see?
[20:24] ---
Why the hesitation?
[20:26] ---
You'll be fine--it's not an intense mint.
[20:30] ---
What, are you scared?
[20:32] ---
Huh?
[20:33] ---
C'mon, you can do it.
[20:35] ---
Conquer your pickiness. Mint's not scary.
[20:39] ---
Your eyes sure are!
[20:44] ---
Look, just eat it already. C'mon!
[20:47] ---
All right, fine. Here goes...
[20:50] ---
Great! Say "ah"!
[20:55] ---
Now that I think about it, isn't this...
[21:00] ---
An indirect--?!
Wait--now it's rubbing off on me!
[21:05] ---
But if I don't eat this now,
it'll turn into this big thing again.
[21:10] ---
Couldn't she be a little more mindful?!
[21:14] ---
Ugh!
[21:22] ---
Well?
[21:24] ---
It... it's actually, uh... tasty, I... I'd say.
[21:28] ---
That's a pretty vague answer.
[21:31] ---
But you managed to eat it!
[21:33] ---
Last one's mine!
[21:44] ---
Oh, I-I'm sorry.
[21:47] ---
For... For what?
[21:50] ---
N-Nothing...
[21:54] ---
Don't realize it now!
[21:58] ---
But it'll take a thousand years
for them to get together on their own!
[22:03] ---
Then I'll live a thousand years!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
[23:40] ---
I will get you two together, Sak!
E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!
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[00:16] ---
Look, Senpai--the ocean!
[00:18] ---
I mean, obviously.
[00:20] ---
Right?
[00:23] ---
Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
[00:26] ---
It's so hot...
[00:29] ---
"Beach Barn"
"Watermelon Piñatas 2,000 Yen"
[00:33] ---
Niiice.
[00:37] ---
The beach in summer makes everyone open up.
[00:41] ---
What are these four doing there?
[00:44] ---
It all began one afternoon a week earlier,
[00:47] ---
right here in this café.
[00:50] ---
All right, folks: here comes
Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
[00:54] ---
Ready? Go!
[01:04] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
"Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
I Want to Test My Courage!"
[02:36] ---
And so,
[02:38] ---
this is our new part-timer: Hana Uzaki.
[02:42] ---
Glad to be part of the team!
[02:44] ---
What's the big idea?
[02:45] ---
You were so gung-ho on me quitting
so I could get some peace!
[02:49] ---
Aw, don't be a hater. We'll have fun!
[02:55] ---
Although I'm here in part because
I wanted to see that hater face of yours.
[02:59] ---
Damn you!
[03:00] ---
With summer break around the corner and all,
I wanted a little more spending money.
[03:04] ---
I asked the owner and got his immediate okay!
[03:07] ---
I thought it'd be fun,
so I figured I'd hire her.
[03:10] ---
That's your reason?!
[03:13] ---
Now, Sakurai, you may not like Hana,
[03:16] ---
but she is the one who
came to me looking for a job.
[03:20] ---
Wouldn't it be wrong for you to try to stop her?
[03:24] ---
B-But...
[03:27] ---
Well, just show her the ropes for now.
One learns by teaching, you know.
[03:33] ---
All right.
[03:36] ---
You sure about this, Senpai?
Think you can teach me?
[03:40] ---
Listen, you...
[03:43] ---
When a customer comes in,
show them to their seat.
[03:48] ---
Regulars often head to their
favorite spot before you take them there.
[03:53] ---
I'm a practice customer.
[03:54] ---
Here: ice water and a hand towel.
[03:56] ---
This is the first thing
we bring to each new customer.
[04:00] ---
Wait till you see they're seated,
then bring these out.
[04:06] ---
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:09] ---
Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:13] ---
Careful not to make a menu-reading
customer feel rushed or pressured.
[04:18] ---
Then you take their order.
[04:20] ---
That's how it usually goes. Next we'll--
[04:23] ---
Ooh! Senpai!
[04:24] ---
Huh? What is it?
[04:26] ---
Where are all the jokes?
[04:28] ---
There aren't any! What exactly did you expect?!
[04:30] ---
This act is going on forever!
You gotta toss in a little joke or three.
[04:34] ---
What act?! We're not putting on a skit here!
[04:39] ---
So serious!
[04:40] ---
Of course! You're getting
paid for this--take it seriously!
[04:45] ---
So serious!
[04:45] ---
Hey, it's your café, Mr. Employer!
[04:48] ---
We've been showing her how
it's done since before you arrived.
[04:51] ---
This right here was all about winding you up!
[04:55] ---
What the hell?!
[04:58] ---
Thank you very much!
[05:02] ---
Hey, are you going anywhere over summer break?
[05:06] ---
Hmm? Nowhere in particular.
[05:08] ---
I've been looking forward
to this game that's coming out--
[05:10] ---
I plan to hole up at home as much as possible.
[05:12] ---
What?!
[05:13] ---
You do that all year long!
[05:16] ---
You're gonna waste your
precious summer break on games?!
[05:19] ---
Oh, man... this is shaping up
to be the best summer ever!
[05:22] ---
Th-This athletic shut-in is just hopeless.
[05:26] ---
I've got to do something!
[05:28] ---
Then let's go to the beach! Or a pool!
[05:32] ---
Eh?
[05:35] ---
Then it's settled! A done deal!
[05:36] ---
You haven't done any swimming since
you graduated high school, have you?
[05:41] ---
Now that you mention it... no.
[05:43] ---
Huh!
[05:45] ---
Heard you were working together
and came by to see for myself.
[05:47] ---
Huh?
[05:47] ---
Oh!
[05:50] ---
Now this looks like a fun conversation!
[05:59] ---
It's so hot...
[06:01] ---
Hey, Ami!
[06:04] ---
Over here!
[06:07] ---
Hey, Hana!
[06:09] ---
Here, here! Over this way!
[06:32] ---
What a terrible sight.
Those things are weapons.
[06:36] ---
We rented an umbrella and
set out a beach blanket! C'mon!
[06:41] ---
Thanks!
[06:44] ---
I wish the bossman could have come, too.
[06:46] ---
Not after he threw out his back.
[06:49] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:53] ---
Oh, Sakaki? He came a little earlier,
said he was gonna check out our lodging.
[06:58] ---
Right.
[07:01] ---
I'll handle transportation and lodging.
[07:03] ---
Huh? You sure, Itsuhito?
[07:05] ---
Hooray! Let's all go together!
[07:08] ---
Beach! Beach! Beach!
[07:08] ---
Hey! Where do you get off--
[07:11] ---
I know how you feel, but... it's them.
[07:15] ---
Can you in good conscience send them off?
[07:17] ---
Just the two of them--no regrets?
[07:22] ---
So now it's up to me to watch over those two.
[07:26] ---
Oh? Where's Sakurai? Wasn't he with you?
[07:30] ---
Senpai? He's...
[07:34] ---
...there!
[07:35] ---
That's far! How did he wind up out there?!
[07:38] ---
"Kids, don't try this at home!"
[07:39] ---
He got so hyped up gazing at the water,
[07:41] ---
then went running into it full tilt
like he just couldn't take it anymore!
[07:45] ---
That jerk will stop at nothing
to get his alone time.
[07:51] ---
I've never swum in the ocean before--
[07:53] ---
the waves make it
a little different than a pool.
[07:56] ---
And fun!
[07:57] ---
Hardcore much?!
[07:59] ---
Listen, Sakurai, you don't need goggles
at the beach--let alone a swim cap!
[08:05] ---
You're not a lifeguard!
[08:07] ---
Oh, really?
[08:09] ---
See? It's like I told you.
[08:11] ---
The whole swim-club look turns
people off, so let's skip it today.
[08:15] ---
Look, we're here to have fun!
This is leisure time!
[08:19] ---
Forget all about swim club for now!
[08:22] ---
She's super ticked off.
[08:24] ---
And why'd you leave Hana behind
and go swimming alone?
[08:28] ---
Huh?
[08:31] ---
See, if you're all alone, so is Hana.
[08:36] ---
What if someone hits on her?
[08:38] ---
Huh?
[08:40] ---
Can you be responsible if something happens?
[08:44] ---
The guy she came with has to look out for her!
[08:47] ---
Got it? Say something!
[08:48] ---
Y-Yessir...
[08:50] ---
You can start with swimsuit compliments.
[08:52] ---
I doubt it'll come easy to you,
but that's what you get for going solo.
[08:56] ---
Uh... okay.
[08:58] ---
Let's see...
[09:00] ---
You look really good in that swimsuit.
Just wonderful.
[09:03] ---
The sky blue suits your personal image,
[09:06] ---
and, uh...
[09:09] ---
Not mine!
[09:15] ---
Wow, what a shock. Looking at me
so seriously from so close up...
[09:20] ---
Doofus.
[09:22] ---
Hey, Uzaki...
[09:23] ---
What's up, Senpai? The dolphin's almost ready.
[09:35] ---
Oh, dear! Did he say something?
[09:38] ---
Huh? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
[09:43] ---
Covering up her embarrassment, huh?
[09:49] ---
Will that do?
[09:52] ---
Good job. Well done.
[09:53] ---
I remain somewhat suspicious.
[09:57] ---
Hey! Enjoying yourselves? I brought a snack!
[10:01] ---
Oh, thanks.
[10:03] ---
Ooh, a watermelon!
[10:04] ---
But we'll use this.
[10:07] ---
A bat?
[10:08] ---
That's right--it's time for...
[10:10] ---
...a seaside standby: the watermelon piñata!
[10:15] ---
Why me?
[10:17] ---
You've never done it before!
We're making memories, Sak!
[10:21] ---
Okay, blindfold's on.
[10:23] ---
If you insist. Come at me--from any direction!
[10:28] ---
It's actually more fun to be on the guiding end.
[10:32] ---
Or the mis guiding end.
[10:36] ---
First let's blindside him
and drop-kick him into the ocean!
[10:44] ---
You go there first?
[10:46] ---
What kind of games do you play, anyway?
[10:49] ---
Okay, Uzaki, you get right on Sak there.
[10:51] ---
Roger that!
[10:52] ---
Hang on--can I get a video
of this with my phone?
[10:56] ---
Hey! You realize I can
hear everything you're saying!
[10:59] ---
Go on then, Sak!
[11:03] ---
Ooh, Senpai, you're practically a sitting duck.
[11:06] ---
I'll get you for this.
[11:08] ---
Okay, here goes...
[11:10] ---
Right!
[11:11] ---
Over a short distance: up, down, left, right, B!
[11:16] ---
That's how you start? Are you nuts?
[11:19] ---
Down, up, down, B, down-right,
up-left, B, up, up-left, A!
[11:24] ---
Why the hell are you feeding me
inputs for fighting-game moves?!
[11:28] ---
Seriously, quit screwing around!
[11:30] ---
Right, right, up, down, left, B!
Left, down, right, up, A, B!
[11:30] ---
Wow, is she in her element.
Nothing left for us to do.
[11:34] ---
That doesn't make any sense!
[11:34] ---
Now that's what I call a gift.
[11:38] ---
Dammit...
[11:40] ---
Start by walking forward, Sakurai.
[11:41] ---
"True"
[11:42] ---
A little to the right--to the right!
[11:44] ---
Senpai, Senpai! Up, X, down, B, L, Y, R, A!
[11:45] ---
"Not an option"
[11:49] ---
Shut up, Uzaki!
[11:54] ---
Uh-oh--
[11:58] ---
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[12:00] ---
Huh?
[12:06] ---
What's this? A jellyfish?
[12:14] ---
Now, come on--that's just way too convenient!
[12:18] ---
Hey, tell me where to go! Where's that melon?
[12:24] ---
Aren't you grabbing it right now?
[12:26] ---
Huh?
[12:32] ---
Could you please move first?
[12:39] ---
Are we there yet?
[12:41] ---
Relax. The place is just up ahead.
[12:45] ---
What are you so pouty about?
[12:47] ---
Nothing. I'm not pouty.
[12:51] ---
Oh?
[12:53] ---
It was bound to happen.
[12:56] ---
Ugh, forget it! Where's that damn watermelon?
[13:03] ---
Huh? Oh, so that was the watermelon.
[13:24] ---
He is such a doofus.
[13:28] ---
Here we are.
[13:32] ---
When you said you'd handle the lodging...
[13:34] ---
Is this your summer home?
[13:38] ---
Come on in. Pick whichever room you like!
[13:41] ---
I didn't know you were rich, Sakaki.
[13:44] ---
I knew you had a summer home,
but this is the first I've seen it.
[13:48] ---
I invited you last year--you just didn't come!
[13:51] ---
And my parents are the rich ones, not me.
[13:55] ---
Whoa! Check it out, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
A rich person's light switch!
[14:00] ---
Wow! It really is!
[14:02] ---
Whoa! The intercom has a camera!
[14:05] ---
Seriously?!
[14:06] ---
Whoa! It's one of those click-pull things!
[14:08] ---
Awesome!
[14:11] ---
What's your standard for "rich," anyway?
[14:15] ---
Take anything you want from the fridge.
I stocked it up for today.
[14:20] ---
Wow...
[14:21] ---
Look, Senpai: meat!
[14:23] ---
You do like meat, don't you?
[14:25] ---
Well, of course I do! After all, it is meat!
[14:36] ---
Mmm, delish! Cookouts are the best!
[14:40] ---
What are we going to do after this?
[14:42] ---
I brought a game!
[14:44] ---
So did I.
[14:45] ---
Then it's a showdown!
[14:47] ---
Hey, you two, you can do that any old time!
[14:50] ---
It's summer break!
Sleeping away from home! And nighttime!
[14:54] ---
That calls for a certain... activity.
[14:59] ---
To the back hills!
[15:06] ---
Well, we did what you said
and followed you here...
[15:10] ---
Is there something up there?
[15:12] ---
It's awfully dark.
[15:14] ---
Are we going to build a campfire?
[15:17] ---
Sure, it's a little clichéd,
but it's just not summer without...
[15:21] ---
...a test of courage! Let's do it!
[15:28] ---
I'm out.
[15:29] ---
There's this bluff up ahead, see?
[15:32] ---
I don't want to hear it! I'm out!
[15:34] ---
What gives, Sak? Not into this kind of thing?
[15:39] ---
I don't play horror games
or watch horror flicks.
[15:45] ---
And do you know why?
[15:48] ---
Because they're scary!
[15:50] ---
You struck a pose to say that?
[15:52] ---
He's desperately trying to avoid danger.
[15:56] ---
Okay! I'm sorry!
[15:58] ---
I seriously didn't know it was
a problem for you. I apologize.
[16:03] ---
Still... while it's great to be honest and all,
[16:06] ---
maybe it wasn't such a hot idea
to announce your own weakness.
[16:12] ---
Huh...
[16:16] ---
So scary stuff is too much for you, eh, Senpai?
[16:23] ---
Why, I had no idea. Huh!
[16:28] ---
Knock that off, Uzaki. It was all my fault.
[16:33] ---
Isn't it too early to raise the white flag?
[16:35] ---
He really can't deal with scary stuff, can he?
[16:38] ---
Yoink!
[16:38] ---
Ah!
[16:39] ---
Woohoo! Got your phone!
[16:42] ---
Time to air all your dirty laundry
for everyone to see!
[16:46] ---
No! Give that back! I mean it!
[16:48] ---
You'll have to catch me first!
[16:51] ---
Damn you!
[16:53] ---
Ooh, you're fast, Senpai!
[16:54] ---
Quit going further in!
[16:56] ---
Wait up! Hey!
[16:57] ---
Was this the plan?
[17:01] ---
I figured we'd all go in together.
[17:04] ---
Plus, I was picturing it the other way around.
[17:09] ---
Oh, Senpai, I'm so scared!
[17:13] ---
Good girl.
[17:16] ---
Ah, well. Shall we go after them?
[17:23] ---
The other day...
[17:24] ---
Huh?
[17:26] ---
You told me not to meddle, to watch over them.
[17:31] ---
That's right.
[17:34] ---
So I thought I'd just create
the right conditions instead.
[17:39] ---
Conditions for them to turn
into something interesting.
[17:43] ---
I knew it. I figured that's what happened.
[17:48] ---
But when every move those
two make is so unexpected...
[17:52] ---
It doesn't go so well.
[17:56] ---
But... why?
[17:58] ---
Huh?
[17:59] ---
Why would you go to such lengths?
[18:02] ---
Why? Hmm...
[18:06] ---
Sak's a great guy,
[18:09] ---
but he's so damn serious,
and awkward, and bad at making friends,
[18:14] ---
and a loner...
[18:16] ---
And while I know it's none of my business,
[18:20] ---
I wish his college life could be more fun.
[18:26] ---
Otherwise, it's kind of
a waste, don't you think?
[18:37] ---
That and... other reasons.
[18:41] ---
Other reasons, huh?
[18:44] ---
Oh, there they are.
[18:45] ---
Huh?
[18:47] ---
I'm really sorry, Senpai. Please forgive me!
[18:50] ---
I got carried away.
[18:52] ---
Sakaki and Ami are here, see? We'll all head back
and have some ice cream, okay?
[18:58] ---
I can't move another step.
[19:01] ---
His voice is so weak!
[19:03] ---
All right, I'm calling it off. Let's go back.
[19:06] ---
We can go back and play games, Senpai.
[19:10] ---
Play games...
[19:12] ---
So weak!
[19:18] ---
Yesss! Look at that, Senpai! New high score!
[19:28] ---
You said you were going to play games!
[19:41] ---
Sakaki and Ami fell asleep, too...
[19:45] ---
Well, we did have a really active day today.
[19:48] ---
Everyone's just tuckered out.
[19:52] ---
Still, seeing his sleeping face
like this gets me all restless!
[19:57] ---
It's your fault for letting down your guard!
[20:03] ---
S-S-Senpai! What are you doing?!
[20:09] ---
He's asleep?
[20:11] ---
So he's a hugger, huh? Didn't see that coming.
[20:16] ---
Phew, what a fright.
[20:22] ---
Wh-Whoa, Senpai!
You're not secretly awake, are you?!
[20:29] ---
He's out cold.
[20:32] ---
I guess he wouldn't do this if he were awake.
[20:37] ---
After all, I am the one who teased
the scaredy cat and tired him out.
[20:41] ---
Maybe it's okay for a little while, anyway.
[20:46] ---
Just for today... Just for today...
[21:19] ---
Huh!
[21:22] ---
So I fell asleep in the
living room after all that, eh?
[21:28] ---
But man, it feels like
I had a great night's sleep!
[21:33] ---
You might want to invest
in one of those body pillows.
[21:38] ---
Huh? Why's that?
[21:40] ---
Oh, no reason!
[21:48] ---
I get the feeling we missed on
something extremely important.
[21:52] ---
Next time I'll get those two together for sure!
[21:56] ---
And I bet Kakyoin's soul
that you'll fail yet again!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
[23:40] ---
E7 - I Want to Hang Out at a Cat Café and a Pub!
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[00:17] ---
"Senpai (Gloomlord)"
[00:18] ---
Oh!
[00:21] ---
Evening! What's up, Senpai?
[00:24] ---
Uh...
[00:25] ---
Senpai?
[00:27] ---
Sorry this is out of the blue, Uzaki.
[00:29] ---
What is?
[00:32] ---
Please: be with me. I need you.
[00:36] ---
Huh?
[00:45] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:08] ---
"Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
[02:14] ---
Please: be with me. I need you.
[02:18] ---
Senpai...
[02:23] ---
Uh, hey.
[02:26] ---
Hey, hi.
[02:27] ---
Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[02:30] ---
It's okay.
[02:32] ---
Um, you asked me to be with you?
On the phone?
[02:36] ---
Yeah, about that...
[02:44] ---
Huh?
[02:45] ---
I just can't seem
to bring myself to go in alone!
[02:49] ---
Come with me to the cat café!
[02:53] ---
Thank God you're here! I mean it!
[02:55] ---
Oh, wow, I can't wait!
This is my first time--I'm so nervous!
[03:04] ---
Ow! What--hey! Quit kicking--ow!
Stop! Cut it out! That hurts!
[03:10] ---
Party of two?
Take off your shoes and go on inside.
[03:22] ---
Wow... cats!
[03:24] ---
They have cats, Uzaki!
[03:26] ---
Yep. They have cats, all right.
[03:28] ---
Well, duh. We are a cat café.
[03:33] ---
I... I can touch them, right?
[03:35] ---
Calm down, Senpai. You've got those scary eyes.
[03:39] ---
If the cats are okay with it,
go right ahead and pet them gently.
[03:43] ---
Got it.
[03:45] ---
Do it like I taught you earlier: from below.
[03:48] ---
Uh, right.
[03:52] ---
Whoa...
[03:54] ---
Now's your chance! Cats like being scratched
under their chins or behind their ears.
[03:59] ---
O-Okay.
[04:10] ---
Uzaki, look! A cat--on my lap!
[04:14] ---
Yes, yes. Good for you.
[04:16] ---
But don't be too loud, or it'll run away.
[04:21] ---
Wow. Creepy.
[04:24] ---
He doesn't get this excited around humans.
[04:27] ---
All that gloominess must be
keeping some stuff repressed.
[04:31] ---
Cootchie, cootchie, coo...
[04:33] ---
He's so creepy that I don't even mind
the extremely misleading way
[04:37] ---
he got me here in the first place.
[04:41] ---
He's too overjoyed for words.
[04:45] ---
Hey, Uzaki, what's with that plastered-on smile?
[04:48] ---
Just thinking how creepy it is that
you act so cool, but you like cute things.
[04:52] ---
Say what? Jerk.
[04:53] ---
Whoops. My true feelings slipped out.
[04:55] ---
Why, you...
[04:56] ---
It's also creepy that you're careful
to speak quietly so as not to spook the cats.
[05:01] ---
Figures!
[05:02] ---
Hey, your true feelings are showing again.
[05:08] ---
But I am glad you came today.
I'd get to the entrance and do a U-turn.
[05:12] ---
You're exaggerating.
[05:14] ---
I've got to thank you somehow.
[05:16] ---
Thank me?
[05:17] ---
Yeah. Anything come to mind?
[05:19] ---
Hmm... let's see...
[05:23] ---
Well, my birthday's actually coming up soon.
[05:26] ---
I'm turning 20, so I'd like to make it sorta special.
[05:31] ---
So, uh...
[05:32] ---
Sorry, Uzaki.
[05:34] ---
Huh?
[05:37] ---
Truth is...
[05:38] ---
Uh... yes?
[05:41] ---
My legs are so numb that
I haven't processed anything you've said.
[05:46] ---
Can you repeat that?
[05:47] ---
Then get rid of the cat!
[05:49] ---
No way!
[05:51] ---
If you can't have a conversation,
[05:53] ---
we'll just move it.
[05:55] ---
But it was finally on my lap!
Just a little longer?
[05:58] ---
Uncross your legs already
and get those pins and needles out.
[06:01] ---
It's not a quick-fix kind of thing...
[06:04] ---
Ow, ow, ow...
[06:06] ---
Oh!
[06:11] ---
Poke!
[06:13] ---
Cut that out! What the hell? Idiot!
[06:15] ---
You were just so wide open,
you were practically asking for it!
[06:24] ---
Yeah, right! Everybody's wide open
when their legs are numb!
[06:28] ---
Not so loud, now--you'll scare the kitty-cats!
[06:36] ---
Poke!
[06:38] ---
Pokety poke!
[06:40] ---
Pokety, pokety poke-poke-poke!
[06:43] ---
Pokety, pokety, pokety, pokety poke!
[06:47] ---
Oh, jeez, what now? This is really fun!
[06:50] ---
This might just awaken something in me!
[06:54] ---
Uzaki... please... uncle...
[06:57] ---
Hmm? I can't hear you!
[07:01] ---
What color is your blood?!
[07:04] ---
Save that kind of play for home, please.
[07:08] ---
"Play"?!
[07:08] ---
"Play"?!
[07:11] ---
Phew, what a blast!
[07:14] ---
Wasn't that fun, Senpai?
[07:16] ---
The first half was. Then you got us thrown out!
[07:20] ---
Dammit. Next time I'll go alone.
[07:23] ---
Probably can't go back there, though.
[07:26] ---
And whose fault is that?
[07:27] ---
Gotta love cat cafés, though.
Lots of friendly kitties!
[07:32] ---
Right? They were so used to being around people.
[07:35] ---
It's Very Easy Mode.
[07:38] ---
"Your communication level is puny.
Level 5? Too bad."
[07:41] ---
And they still warmed up to you!
[07:43] ---
So I'm a gun-toting old man now?
[07:46] ---
I have cats at home, but it's good
to interact with different cats sometimes.
[07:50] ---
Huh! Must be nice.
[07:53] ---
Is this what married men
who go to cabaret clubs feel like?
[07:57] ---
Beats me! What a horrible analogy.
[08:01] ---
See you later, Senpai!
[08:03] ---
Yep. I owe you one for today,
so think it over, okay?
[08:07] ---
Oh, I've already thought that over.
[08:10] ---
And?
[08:11] ---
Like I mentioned earlier,
my birthday is coming up. August 7th!
[08:16] ---
I have high hopes, Senpai!
[08:21] ---
Her birthday...
[08:23] ---
"Asia Café"
[08:24] ---
And that's why...
[08:26] ---
...she said she has high hopes for her birthday.
[08:29] ---
So you're in a pickle.
[08:31] ---
You do seem like you'd
be bad at that kind of thing.
[08:34] ---
Right.
[08:35] ---
Anticipating that Sakurai would be bad at this,
[08:38] ---
then throwing him for a loop
with vague "high hopes"...
[08:42] ---
She's quite the schemer.
[08:44] ---
But that comes from the
peculiar mentality of a girl in love
[08:47] ---
who wants someone to fret over her.
[08:50] ---
Not that Hana realizes it herself.
[08:53] ---
Still, any way you look at it...
[08:55] ---
...we're going to eat this up!
[08:57] ---
What are you doing?
[08:58] ---
Nothing.
[09:00] ---
Do you have any ideas?
[09:03] ---
I've been thinking...
[09:06] ---
U-Uzaki...
[09:08] ---
Flowers, because my name means "flower"?
So you suck at puns, too!
[09:13] ---
U-Uzaki...
[09:14] ---
This is totally the wrong size!
[09:16] ---
Besides, only hotties can get away
with giving a present like this.
[09:22] ---
U-Uzaki...
[09:23] ---
Couldn't you have given me
a uTunes card instead?
[09:26] ---
I want those special-event bonuses!
[09:28] ---
It feels like anything
I give her will be a bust.
[09:32] ---
This is getting complicated!
[09:34] ---
In reality...
[09:38] ---
He sure doesn't have an eye for flowers.
[09:44] ---
A placeholder!
[09:48] ---
Hey, it has multiplayer!
I'll play with you, loner senpai!
[09:54] ---
Sounds about right.
[09:56] ---
She'd be happy with anything Sakurai gives her.
[10:01] ---
I've thought about this
too much--I'm just so confused.
[10:04] ---
Then why don't you follow your intuition?
[10:07] ---
My intuition?
[10:09] ---
Give her the first thing that came
to mind when you heard "birthday present."
[10:13] ---
The first thing that came to mind...
[10:18] ---
"August 7th"
[10:21] ---
Yeah, I still have no idea.
[10:24] ---
But I need to pick something today.
[10:29] ---
"Uzaki (Idiot)"
[10:32] ---
What's up, Uzaki?
[10:33] ---
Well, um...
[10:36] ---
Huh?
[10:37] ---
I know this is sudden, Senpai.
[10:40] ---
What is?
[10:41] ---
I want you to be with me! I need you.
[10:47] ---
Eh?
[10:53] ---
I want you to be with me!
[10:55] ---
What's with Uzaki, anyway?
[10:58] ---
Oh!
[11:01] ---
"Pub"
[11:01] ---
Senpai!
[11:03] ---
Uh, hey.
[11:05] ---
Sorry to spring this on you.
[11:07] ---
It's okay.
[11:09] ---
So, um, on the phone...
you said you wanted me to be with you?
[11:15] ---
About that...
[11:18] ---
I just couldn't bring myself to go in alone!
Come with me, Senpai!
[11:23] ---
A... pub?
[11:25] ---
Your treat! Please?
[11:28] ---
What for?
[11:29] ---
I told you, remember? My 20th birthday!
[11:33] ---
I have high hopes, you know--
[11:35] ---
for your wallet, that is!
[11:39] ---
"High hopes" --you mean you were
angling for a pub visit all along?
[11:43] ---
Yep!
[11:45] ---
Huh? What's wrong? C'mon, let's go in already!
[11:52] ---
Hmm?
[11:56] ---
Are you sure about this?
[11:58] ---
Celebrating your milestone 20th at a pub?
[12:02] ---
Oh, totally! I wanted to try drinking with you.
[12:06] ---
Drinking's fun, right?
[12:09] ---
That depends on the drinker,
on the circumstances...
[12:12] ---
No guarantees.
[12:15] ---
Well, if it's not fun,
you can do something to make it fun!
[12:19] ---
Now you're being unreasonable.
[12:21] ---
Let's just enjoy ourselves, okay?
[12:24] ---
Right.
[12:26] ---
Ready?
[12:29] ---
Cheers!
[12:29] ---
Cheers!
[12:34] ---
Okay, here goes!
[12:36] ---
Go on, drink up!
[12:39] ---
How is it?
[12:43] ---
Like a soft drink, but also... not.
[12:46] ---
Does it taste good or what?
[12:49] ---
There's this, like,
burning in my throat. Deep inside.
[12:53] ---
Alcohol will do that.
[12:55] ---
What's beer like?
[12:57] ---
Want to try?
[12:59] ---
Uh-huh.
[13:01] ---
Sorry for the wait!
[13:03] ---
Enjoy!
[13:05] ---
Give that a taste.
[13:08] ---
Whoa!
[13:10] ---
You okay?
[13:12] ---
So this is beer! It's bitter,
but there's more to it than that.
[13:17] ---
That's why it goes so great
with fried and salty food!
[13:21] ---
Okay, then...
[13:24] ---
So juicy!
[13:26] ---
Now take a slug of beer.
[13:32] ---
Right? Isn't that delicious?
[13:33] ---
They go fantastic together!
[13:35] ---
The beer resets the grease from the chicken
for fresh new flavor with every bite!
[13:42] ---
Wow, you really chugged it.
So what's your verdict?
[13:45] ---
It's great! So you drink alcohol with food, huh?
[13:49] ---
Some people savor it on its own.
[13:53] ---
It doesn't matter as long
as you're enjoying yourself.
[13:56] ---
In that case, as you so kindly suggested,
I'm gonna do just that!
[14:01] ---
That's right--go on, now!
[14:07] ---
Hey! Just how much are you ordering?!
[14:09] ---
Your wallet is already dead.
[14:11] ---
Shut up! Cancel! Cancel those!
[14:15] ---
Hidebu!
[14:17] ---
Pardon me...
[14:18] ---
No horsing around, please.
[14:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[14:21] ---
I'm sorry.
[14:25] ---
Sheesh. Quit screwing around or--
[14:28] ---
Yow! Spicy!
[14:29] ---
What is this?
SIGN "Russian Roulette Octopus Balls" "Only 1 is Super Spicy!" "8 for ¥550"
[14:30] ---
Looks like one of them is ultra spicy.
[14:34] ---
Beer! Beer!
[14:36] ---
It's empty?!
[14:37] ---
And no water, either!
[14:38] ---
Uzaki, a drink! Anything!
[14:40] ---
Wait just a sec, okay? I'm looking.
[14:43] ---
I can't wait!
[14:45] ---
Oh, I bet I can make this one.
I should make it for you sometime!
[14:49] ---
I'm begging you: make it snappy!
[14:56] ---
I thought I was a goner...
[14:59] ---
Hey, this is good!
I think I might like yuzu liqueur.
[15:02] ---
Good for you.
[15:07] ---
Another round!
[15:09] ---
Now wait just one minute!
[15:10] ---
What's up?
[15:11] ---
You're really knocking 'em back there.
[15:14] ---
Take it easy--it is your first time.
[15:17] ---
Pardon me!
[15:18] ---
Your yuzu liqueur.
[15:19] ---
Much obliged!
[15:22] ---
That's too fast!
[15:24] ---
But I'm totally fine.
[15:26] ---
Fine? How many is that?
[15:28] ---
Good question.
[15:29] ---
Is it, now?
[15:31] ---
Well, whatever.
Drink some water in there, too.
[15:38] ---
I just might be a heavyweight!
[15:41] ---
Look, just slow down, will you?
[15:44] ---
Sorry for the wait! Your yuzu liqueur.
[15:45] ---
Thanks.
[15:46] ---
Yesss!
[15:49] ---
Thank you very much!
[15:55] ---
Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[15:56] ---
You okay there, Senpai? You're kinda wobbly!
[16:00] ---
You're the only one wobbling around here.
[16:02] ---
She started out okay but
turned out pretty much as I'd expected.
[16:06] ---
I jotted down how much you drank.
Stay under that amount next time, okay?
[16:11] ---
Wow, Senpai, you sure got tall all of a sudden.
[16:15] ---
That's a utility pole! Walk properly, will you?
[16:18] ---
Aw, c'mon, Senpai, carry me!
[16:21] ---
Let go of me!
[16:24] ---
Piggyback! Baby back... ribs...
[16:27] ---
Stop that! Your various...
areas... are all up on me!
[16:30] ---
Various areas? Whazzat mean?
[16:33] ---
What's touchin' where?
[16:35] ---
Jeez, she is one irritating drunk!
[16:38] ---
Smooshy...
[16:39] ---
Markin' you with my scent...
[16:41] ---
No way can I send her home on her own like this.
[16:44] ---
Here, stand up. I'll take you home.
[16:47] ---
Aw! I'm not goin' home!
[16:49] ---
Let's drink at your place, Senpai!
[16:51] ---
What, more drinking?! Go home and get to sleep, dummy!
[16:54] ---
And stand up already! I can see your underwear!
[16:56] ---
Who're you callin' a dummy, huh?
[16:59] ---
Say, Senpai, d'you know what time it is?
[17:02] ---
Huh?
[17:03] ---
Yikes! That late?!
[17:05] ---
Oh, too bad! No more trains! Ha ha! You dummy!
[17:10] ---
You're the dummy who can't get home, dummy.
[17:13] ---
We can call a cab.
[17:16] ---
Uzaki's dumbass drinking drained me dry!
[17:20] ---
The ATM should still be running.
[17:22] ---
Ugh, but that access fee... and taxis
will be charging pricey late-night fares...
[17:27] ---
Let her stay over? I could never!
[17:29] ---
I can't think straight with this booze in me!
[17:32] ---
Quite the dilemma!
[17:34] ---
You wouldn't abandon your junior,
stuck away from home, would you?
[17:40] ---
Don't tell me this was
all calculated from the get-go!
[17:49] ---
I don't even care anymore.
[17:51] ---
We're going to the convenience store.
I want some water.
[17:53] ---
Yeah! And alcohol!
I wanna verify my age! 'Cause I'm 20!
[17:57] ---
Whatever you want.
[18:00] ---
Look, just so you know,
I only have one futon set.
[18:04] ---
Wanna sleep together?
[18:05] ---
I'm splitting it up, moron! One quilt each!
[18:12] ---
Senpai... Hey, Senpai...
[18:16] ---
Don't go to sleep, huh?
[18:19] ---
I'm begging you, let me sleep.
It's three in the morning!
[18:23] ---
Let's play a game.
[18:25] ---
No way. You play dirty.
[18:27] ---
Aw...
[18:30] ---
Are you still drinking?!
[18:32] ---
Yep!
[18:33] ---
Honestly... She needs to learn
about the horrors of alcohol.
[18:40] ---
Squid's yummy...
[18:42] ---
No--come morning, she'll know.
[18:46] ---
Uh-oh... I really am sleepy.
[18:49] ---
Fine. I'll just sleep right here, then.
[18:50] ---
All right!
[18:51] ---
No stun-locking moves this time,
so let's get sparrin'!
[18:56] ---
Senpai? Hey, Senpai!
[18:58] ---
Pipe down.
[19:00] ---
Senpai? Are you asleep for real?
[19:04] ---
Well, well.
[19:06] ---
Leaving behind your junior
and just... going to sleep?
[19:09] ---
Just ignore her.
[19:13] ---
Maybe he'll wake up if I kiss him.
[19:28] ---
See, I knew you were only faking!
[19:31] ---
Don't get so worked up.
[19:33] ---
It was just a joke--a joke!
[19:37] ---
But you sure were frantic there, Senpai.
[19:41] ---
Have you never been kissed, by any chance?
[19:45] ---
No! Shut up! Go to sleep, idiot!
[19:52] ---
Sleepytime...
[20:03] ---
Aw...
[20:05] ---
My head hurts... I feel awful...
[20:08] ---
That's called a hangover.
Life's going to suck for a while.
[20:12] ---
I hate it!
[20:14] ---
Why are you just fine?
[20:16] ---
Grown-ups drink in moderation
so that doesn't happen.
[20:19] ---
What's "modera" --
[20:22] ---
Don't worry. Everyone has an alcohol screw-up.
[20:26] ---
Good thing your first time wasn't
at some sketchy drinking party.
[20:30] ---
It's not good at all!
[20:32] ---
But you found your limit right off the bat.
[20:36] ---
He's in lecture mode.
[20:38] ---
You didn't drink much water, either.
[20:41] ---
It takes water to metabolize alcohol.
[20:43] ---
Alternate with drinks of water
and you won't get sick.
[20:46] ---
You should feel better by noon.
Just have to tough it out.
[20:51] ---
Are you listening?
[20:54] ---
Wow, she's in hell.
[21:03] ---
The bigger the screw-up, the better the lesson.
[21:05] ---
Next time, drink as much water as you do booze.
[21:09] ---
'S fine. I won't drink again as long as I live.
[21:14] ---
Probably for the best.
Though everyone with a hangover says that.
[21:19] ---
Never... ever again.
[21:23] ---
I'm going to hit the store--
you hold down the fort.
[21:27] ---
Rest up, okay?
[21:31] ---
Senpai?
[21:33] ---
Yeah?
[21:35] ---
Thanks a lot... for being with me... at the pub.
[21:42] ---
It was fun.
[21:46] ---
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[21:48] ---
Oh, I nearly forgot: You're 20 now, Uzaki--
[21:58] ---
Happy birthday.
[23:39] ---
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
[23:40] ---
Something's happening!
[23:41] ---
Hmm.
[23:42] ---
Sak!
E8 - I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!
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[00:13] ---
H-Hey, Uzaki.
[00:15] ---
Senpai...
[00:17] ---
I'm really sorry for all the trouble
I caused the other day.
[00:20] ---
Oh, uh, don't sweat it.
There was a lot of alcohol involved.
[00:26] ---
Liquid courage, eh?
[00:28] ---
Is he a cheater?
[00:29] ---
They're the worst.
[00:32] ---
Please accept this.
[00:34] ---
What the--?!
[00:35] ---
Um... I haven't gotten paid at work yet,
so this is from my mom,
[00:40] ---
humiliatingly enough.
[00:42] ---
Compensation?
[00:43] ---
So he's freeloading!
[00:44] ---
Off her mother, too?!
[00:47] ---
No, no, it's fine! It was cheap anyway,
and old and worn out!
[00:52] ---
I-If this isn't enough,
could I ask you to wait until payday?
[00:57] ---
Extortion?
[00:58] ---
Maybe he's yakuza!
[00:59] ---
C-Call the police!
[01:01] ---
Look, I'm totally fine with it, really!
[01:04] ---
But... you caught me in
such a compromising position...
[01:10] ---
A compromising position?!
[01:12] ---
Phrasing, please!
[01:14] ---
With everything that happened,
this truly is the only thing I can do, Senpai!
[01:20] ---
All you did was get my futon a little dirty!
[01:23] ---
It was bound to happen--it was your first time!
[01:26] ---
What?!
[01:28] ---
All right, fine!
[01:30] ---
I'll take your money. Now forget everything!
Like it never happened!
[01:35] ---
It's over! Okay?
[01:37] ---
A soiled futon...
[01:39] ---
Her first time...
[01:41] ---
Like it never happened...
[01:43] ---
Men are scum.
[01:46] ---
And my phrasing, too!
[01:57] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:19] ---
"Asia Café"
[03:20] ---
"Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
[03:21] ---
Thank you very much. Please come again!
[03:26] ---
Now, then...
[03:28] ---
Looks like things have
settled down for now, Dad.
[03:31] ---
Right. Let's take a little break, daughter.
[03:39] ---
Hah!
[03:39] ---
There!
[03:43] ---
Oh, that's right, Sakurai--how
did Hana's birthday turn out?
[03:48] ---
We couldn't give you much in the way of advice,
but I hope she was happy, at least.
[03:58] ---
Whoa. Looks like we touched a nerve.
[04:02] ---
That Uzaki...
[04:04] ---
She said she wanted to go drinking with me.
[04:07] ---
So she dragged me to a pub and... we drank.
[04:11] ---
And then she... no,
we both drank a little too much.
[04:16] ---
Before I knew it, we had missed the last train.
[04:21] ---
Go on.
[04:23] ---
Maybe it was because we were both tipsy...
[04:26] ---
Long story short, she wound up
spending the night at my place.
[04:30] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[04:32] ---
And then...
[04:34] ---
And then?
[04:36] ---
A-And then...
[04:44] ---
Forgive me. She is a woman, for all that.
[04:49] ---
It's not my place to say any more.
[04:52] ---
A grown man, crying?
[04:55] ---
What on earth did she do?
[05:04] ---
Sure, I had fun at the beach
with the whole gang,
[05:06] ---
but there's something about
being alone on a swaying ship--
[05:10] ---
What's this? Suddenly I'm sensing
something about to happen in my absence!
[05:15] ---
Dammit! I shouldn't have come alone!
[05:18] ---
Sir, please!
[05:20] ---
I'm coming! Wait for me!
[05:22] ---
Sir!
[05:28] ---
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
[05:32] ---
"Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
[05:34] ---
And so, Hana's been out of sorts
ever since her birthday?
[05:39] ---
That's right. I've told her time
and time again not to sweat it.
[05:43] ---
Mmm. She must think
she's done something unforgivable.
[05:52] ---
No way. That'd be way out of character for her.
[05:56] ---
I don't know. Hana makes sure
that line doesn't get crossed.
[06:02] ---
Sakurai, you've never had
a truly bad time of it, have you?
[06:07] ---
Now that you mention it...
[06:09] ---
That's a turn-off, all right!
[06:11] ---
Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
[06:14] ---
Woohoo! Got your phone!
[06:17] ---
Now that you mention it...
I didn't... not not... I guess?
[06:24] ---
You seem conflicted.
[06:26] ---
So Hana's expressions
of love were really razor-thin...
[06:31] ---
Be that as it may!
[06:34] ---
He's done pondering!
[06:36] ---
I'm glad Uzaki's being quiet,
[06:39] ---
but something's... not right.
She's hard to talk to now.
[06:43] ---
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[06:45] ---
She's been through plenty herself--
[06:48] ---
she could put on a happy face
like she always has before.
[06:51] ---
Why isn't she?
[06:57] ---
Here, Sakurai. Use this.
SIGN "UZA Neighborhood Association" "Fireworks Festival" "Complimentary Voucher" "This ticket entitles you to freebies at all stalls."
[07:01] ---
What is it?
[07:04] ---
You know the fireworks festival nearby?
[07:06] ---
The neighborhood association
gave us that voucher to use at the stalls.
[07:10] ---
You are going to invite Hana!
[07:13] ---
Huh? Why would I do that?
[07:16] ---
You want to patch things up, don't you?
[07:18] ---
Well, I mean, it's not like we're arguing or--
[07:21] ---
Silence, boy!
[07:22] ---
A-Ami?
[07:26] ---
Even though direct involvement
goes against my principles...
[07:30] ---
Look: you are going!
[07:33] ---
And if you say, "Your smile is
like a chrysanthemum firework,"
[07:37] ---
or "You're beautiful from every angle,
too, just like those fireworks"--
[07:41] ---
compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
[07:44] ---
and her mood will improve!
[07:48] ---
She's easy like that.
[07:50] ---
Wait--I'm supposed to say that?
[07:53] ---
It touches a father's heart, seeing his daughter
[07:56] ---
speak of men and women
despite her utter lack of experience...
[08:00] ---
It'll give you an excuse to ask her to come.
[08:02] ---
I'm not sure she'd go for it
right now if you offered to pay.
[08:09] ---
Thanks.
[08:13] ---
"Fireworks Festival"
[08:32] ---
Hey! Uzaki!
[08:38] ---
Sorry for the wait. There's just so many people!
[08:41] ---
No, no, it's fine. I just got here myself.
[08:45] ---
Oh, okay.
[08:47] ---
Senpai... thank you very much
for inviting me today.
[08:53] ---
It's no use. This thing just will not die.
[08:57] ---
Seriously, don't worry about it!
[08:58] ---
Hey, I'm hungry. Want to hit the stalls
before the show begins?
[09:36] ---
That was delicious. Thank you, Senpai!
[09:38] ---
Don't mention it.
[09:41] ---
I had that voucher, remember.
[09:44] ---
I'll have to thank the café owner.
[09:50] ---
Senpai?
[09:52] ---
Oh, uh, it's nothing.
[09:56] ---
Still no dice, huh?
[09:58] ---
At a glance, we're acting all cheery,
but that awkwardness is still there.
[10:03] ---
If she were her usual self...
[10:05] ---
Let's go goldfish-dipping, Senpai!
Goldfish-dipping!
[10:08] ---
I'm gonna get my loner senpai a roommate!
[10:12] ---
When I picture you telling
a goldfish "I'm home"...
[10:16] ---
That is hilarious!
[10:23] ---
Yeah, no. I have to do
something to lift her spirits.
[10:28] ---
But what?
[10:31] ---
Compliment the living daylights out
of her with that nauseating stuff
[10:34] ---
and her mood will improve!
[10:41] ---
Uzaki!
[10:42] ---
Yes?
[10:43] ---
I meant to tell you...
[10:46] ---
Um, that yukata you're wearing is amazing.
[10:50] ---
Oh, Mom helped me put it on.
[10:53] ---
It's nice. Really suits you!
[10:55] ---
Huh?!
[10:56] ---
You... you think so?
[10:58] ---
Bingo! That's the ticket!
[11:00] ---
Yeah, it looks great on you, all right!
[11:03] ---
Thank you so much!
[11:05] ---
And those geta sandals!
[11:06] ---
Oh, I bought them to go with this yukata.
[11:09] ---
Well, they go perfectly!
[11:11] ---
And your flower hairpin is just so summery!
[11:14] ---
I chose that for this yukata, too!
[11:16] ---
And your hair--you styled it differently today!
[11:20] ---
It looks fantastic!
[11:21] ---
So does that!
[11:21] ---
That's where I keep my wallet and my phone!
[11:24] ---
I bet you could fit a ton in there!
[11:29] ---
Well, you know, I did put
in a lot of effort for today!
[11:33] ---
And look--I may have managed
to charm my dead-inside senpai!
[11:37] ---
"Hana Uzaki is Back!"
[11:41] ---
Y-Yeah! You're absolutely
outstanding today, Uzaki, no lie!
[11:44] ---
Am I? I am, right?
[11:46] ---
I worked really hard, so you better be grateful!
[11:49] ---
If I'd missed this chance,
you would go your entire life
[11:53] ---
and never hang out with a girl in a yukata!
[11:56] ---
Just suck it up. This is miles better
than meek-and-mild Uzaki!
[12:01] ---
Yeah, and with you looking so cute and all,
we'd better have some fun!
[12:06] ---
"Cu" --
[12:07] ---
"Cute"?! Do you really think I'm cute, Senpai?
[12:12] ---
Yikes--it just slipped out!
[12:14] ---
No... here's my chance.
[12:16] ---
You are cute! I'm so glad I invited you!
[12:19] ---
And thanks so much for coming!
[12:22] ---
You're beautiful! A knockout!
You're cute! So cute!
[12:26] ---
And, uh, you're... you're... you're cute!
[12:29] ---
That couple's flirting.
[12:29] ---
Cute! Yeah, cute!
[12:30] ---
He sure is desperate.
[12:32] ---
He's got a weak vocabulary, too.
[12:32] ---
Cute! Yeah, cute!
[12:34] ---
Th-That's enough!
[12:36] ---
Had enough, my darling junior?
[12:38] ---
That's too many compliments! I get it, okay?!
[12:41] ---
Whoa, watch it!
[12:43] ---
Ugh, Senpai! Why, you... you...
[12:46] ---
Calm down, Uzaki! Sorry--I'm sorry!
[12:49] ---
Argh!
[13:01] ---
Se...
[13:02] ---
Senpai!
[13:05] ---
"Eiji High School"
[13:22] ---
I swallowed some water...
[13:32] ---
Hey.
[13:37] ---
Practicing by yourself again?
[13:40] ---
Oh, Sakurai-senpai.
I thought you'd already left.
[13:45] ---
I forgot something.
[13:47] ---
Didn't I tell you not
to practice alone? It's dangerous.
[13:50] ---
Um, well, about that!
[13:52] ---
You've shown me how a few times now,
[13:54] ---
and I'm always watching
everyone's practices like a coach--
[13:58] ---
I thought maybe by now... I'd be a good swimmer.
[14:04] ---
But it looks like I'm not
where I thought I would be.
[14:07] ---
I'm sorry. And after
everything you taught me, too.
[14:13] ---
I see.
[14:14] ---
Huh?
[14:15] ---
Uh, Senpai?
[14:19] ---
He's still a tiny bit frightening.
Especially in this dim light.
[14:30] ---
Maybe there's a little more I can do.
[14:32] ---
All right. I'll give it my all!
[14:43] ---
Aw, why can't I swim better?
[14:52] ---
Senpai?
[15:01] ---
Wow, he's really good. No wonder he's a starter.
[15:10] ---
Amazing. His movements are so intense,
yet he's so quiet--unlike me.
[15:18] ---
Stay calm. Relax your body.
[15:22] ---
Huh?
[15:22] ---
Maintain correct form
as you slice through the water.
[15:25] ---
You'll be fine. Human beings generally float.
[15:30] ---
Oh, um, right! I'll give it a try!
[15:52] ---
What's up?
[15:53] ---
Nothing. Just... I haven't gotten any better.
[16:00] ---
Huh?
[16:05] ---
The fireworks festival is today.
[16:10] ---
Is it, now?
[16:13] ---
Hang on a sec.
[16:15] ---
Senpai?
[16:23] ---
Uzaki. Here.
[16:26] ---
Huh? Er...
[16:28] ---
Aren't you hungry?
[16:29] ---
Well, I did do all that swimming...
[16:32] ---
Thanks.
[16:40] ---
It's good.
[16:43] ---
You're almost there. Keep it up.
[16:54] ---
I feel like I should apologize, Sakurai-senpai.
[16:57] ---
You went over it with me so many times.
[17:00] ---
Uzaki?
[17:02] ---
Listen, I--
[17:11] ---
Gorgeous!
[17:11] ---
So beautiful!
[17:14] ---
Senpai!
[17:15] ---
Whoa!
[17:18] ---
Look! Just look at that!
[17:21] ---
So pretty... and so big!
[17:26] ---
Wow...
[17:45] ---
Senpai?
[17:47] ---
Mmm... Uza--
[17:50] ---
Oh, thank goodness. You're awake!
[17:53] ---
Y-Yeah...
[17:55] ---
Am I--on Uzaki's lap? Why? How?!
[18:01] ---
Did I... pass out?
[18:04] ---
Not for very long at all.
[18:06] ---
The fireworks show hasn't even started yet.
[18:10] ---
Oh...
[18:12] ---
Hey, no getting up!
[18:16] ---
The person who helped me carry you
said that even if you're awake,
[18:19] ---
you ought to stay lying down for a while.
[18:22] ---
R-Right...
[18:26] ---
Maybe it's because my line of sight is
blocked... but damn, something smells great.
[18:32] ---
Senpai...
[18:33] ---
Yeah?
[18:35] ---
I'm so sorry. A thousand times sorry.
[18:38] ---
It's fine, really.
Besides, this was an accident.
[18:43] ---
I got pretty carried away myself.
[18:47] ---
Yeah, but...
[18:49] ---
Don't sweat it, truly. I'm begging you.
[18:53] ---
Okay. Understood.
[18:56] ---
Man. She'd only just bounced back--and now this.
[19:01] ---
Not that I can see it,
but I bet she's making that face again.
[19:06] ---
That's right--the same face
she made back then, too.
[19:10] ---
It's like Ami and the café owner said:
she's thinking about appearances.
[19:15] ---
But when she does that?
It's only natural things would feel a little off.
[19:22] ---
Listen, Uzaki...
[19:25] ---
When you started at our college last year?
[19:28] ---
Honestly, I didn't think much
about you becoming my junior again.
[19:35] ---
But you know...
[19:37] ---
You started getting really
buddy-buddy with me last spring.
[19:42] ---
To tell you the truth,
you seriously got on my nerves.
[19:48] ---
Still...
[19:50] ---
I thought back on everything
that's happened so far.
[19:55] ---
You tagged along everywhere I went,
[19:57] ---
sometimes even infringing
on the spaces I used for relaxation.
[20:01] ---
But we hung out together,
going to the beach and the cat café,
[20:06] ---
even reaching the point where
the two of us could go drinking.
[20:09] ---
And going to see the fireworks,
like we are today...
[20:15] ---
Until last year, I'd never done
so much or gone to so many places.
[20:21] ---
I could do without all the noise...
[20:23] ---
but when it comes down to it, it was pretty fun.
[20:28] ---
And what's more...
[20:30] ---
I hate to say it,
but it's probably thanks to you
[20:35] ---
that I've gotten used to that kind of thing.
[20:41] ---
So, uh, what I'm saying is... don't be so down.
[20:46] ---
It messes things up.
[20:48] ---
Senpai...
[20:52] ---
There's still some summer break left.
Let's go somewhere again.
[20:56] ---
If you're okay with that.
[21:00] ---
Well... Well, if you insist!
[21:03] ---
I'll keep you company on
your loner summer break!
[21:08] ---
Good. I hope you will.
[21:16] ---
Hey, it's started.
[21:18] ---
It sure has.
[21:25] ---
Can you see the fireworks, Senpai?
[21:28] ---
Just barely.
[21:30] ---
Just barely?
[21:31] ---
Never mind.
[21:36] ---
What a show!
[21:38] ---
Keep it up!
[21:41] ---
I can't see a thing.
[21:47] ---
Nah--I'm fine right here.
[21:51] ---
Senpai?
[21:52] ---
Yeah?
[21:53] ---
Where are you going tomorrow?
Wherever it is, I'll come with you.
[21:59] ---
Right. What should we do tomorrow, huh?
[23:39] ---
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?
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[00:06] ---
Darjeeling? Or perhaps chamomile?
[00:09] ---
Oh, I don't know!
[00:12] ---
I should have asked Hana what would be best.
[00:15] ---
You're all I have.
[00:18] ---
Huh?
[00:20] ---
Imagine if you were serious,
saying that to an older woman like me.
[00:25] ---
But... I am serious!
[00:28] ---
Dear me! With a 25-year age difference?!
[00:33] ---
Oh, my!
[00:35] ---
Hana's senpai should be here any minute now.
[00:47] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:10] ---
"Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
[02:11] ---
You're a real upstanding guy, Senpai.
[02:14] ---
I know you want to return
what I overpaid for your futon,
[02:18] ---
but Mom says you don't have to.
[02:20] ---
No--you gave me too much.
[02:23] ---
And since you won't accept the money,
I have to return it directly.
[02:27] ---
It's only too much because
you bought a cheap replacement.
[02:31] ---
This was your chance to get a good one!
[02:36] ---
You sure are quiet today.
[02:39] ---
Are you nervous?
[02:42] ---
What, is this your first
time visiting a girl's house?
[02:45] ---
It is. I have an upset stomach.
[02:48] ---
Boy, you surrender fast
when you're cornered, huh.
[02:51] ---
Where do you think I live, anyway?
It's not a haunted house, you know.
[02:56] ---
It's okay--you won't be gobbled up.
[03:00] ---
And we have cats. All-you-can-pet!
[03:05] ---
What an obvious change of expression.
[03:07] ---
Are you putting up
with this because of the cats?
[03:11] ---
Yeah, right.
[03:15] ---
Now I'm ticked.
[03:18] ---
Here we are! I told Mom
I'd be bringing you along.
[03:24] ---
I'm home!
[03:26] ---
Hello!
[03:29] ---
Welcome! Is this your senior at college, Hana?
[03:29] ---
"Tsuki Uzaki - 43"
[03:33] ---
She's told me all about you!
[03:41] ---
Scary!
[03:43] ---
S-Such a penetrating glare!
[03:46] ---
This is no ordinary fellow. He's so big!
[03:49] ---
She never told me her senior was a boy!
[03:53] ---
Hi! I'm Hana's mother.
[03:56] ---
Pleased to meet you. I'm Sakurai.
[03:59] ---
Thank you for offering
to pay to replace my futon.
[04:03] ---
My, he's more well-mannered than he looks.
[04:07] ---
I'd like to return some
of the money you gave me.
[04:13] ---
It's no use. His eyes really are fierce!
[04:17] ---
C'mon, Senpai. Quit standing around
chatting in the foyer and come in already!
[04:22] ---
What? He's coming in?!
[04:24] ---
I'll return the money and be on my way.
[04:26] ---
That's right--I mustn't keep him!
[04:36] ---
Very well.
[04:37] ---
If you insist.
[04:43] ---
I see.
[04:45] ---
I believe I understand the situation.
[04:48] ---
Hana gave you too much money for the futon,
so you've come to return the surplus?
[04:53] ---
That's far.
[04:55] ---
I tried to give it to Hana,
but she wouldn't take it.
[04:59] ---
I hate to intrude,
but I thought I'd return it directly.
[05:02] ---
"Hana"...
[05:04] ---
Hana? A moment?
[05:07] ---
Huh? What is it?
[05:10] ---
It was always only "my senior at college"!
[05:14] ---
Since when did you spend
the night at a boy's place?!
[05:18] ---
That hurts!
[05:19] ---
No wonder she's mad.
[05:22] ---
But Senpai's all right!
[05:25] ---
You know that's not the point!
[05:28] ---
You might be fine, but Sakurai--
[05:30] ---
Well, he's... you know!
[05:34] ---
I can't really argue.
[05:37] ---
I think I get the gist.
[05:39] ---
This girl's been a terrible
bother to you all this time.
[05:43] ---
Oh, no, really.
[05:45] ---
Please--keep going.
[05:48] ---
Senpai!
[05:49] ---
What the heck?!
[05:50] ---
My looking after you is a big bother?
[05:54] ---
No, not at all. One time out of ten,
I'm grateful for it.
[05:58] ---
So I'm batting .100?! Why, you little--
[06:01] ---
What do you mean, one time out of ten?
[06:01] ---
I think I can see how their
time together has been going.
[06:03] ---
What does that even mean?
[06:04] ---
Calm down.
[06:05] ---
What am I supposed to do, huh?
[06:07] ---
You're a total loner!
[06:07] ---
They do seem awfully close, though.
[06:09] ---
But--
[06:10] ---
And you're only grateful once?
[06:10] ---
Sakurai must be good for Hana--as
her senior and as a friend.
[06:12] ---
Yeah, well--
[06:13] ---
Forget that! Thank me more!
[06:16] ---
He may look frightening, but he seems
serious enough, thank goodness.
[06:20] ---
All that worry for nothing.
[06:22] ---
Still, Hana bringing a boy home?
[06:26] ---
Perhaps I'll have other things
to worry about before long!
[06:30] ---
Kidding!
[06:33] ---
Sakurai is staring right at me.
[06:38] ---
Not at me, as such.
[06:40] ---
At my... chest?!
[06:45] ---
His eyes fixed so shamelessly
on this one spot...
[06:48] ---
We've only just met!
Don't tell me he's after my body!
[06:52] ---
He... He can't want me and my daughter?!
[06:58] ---
Man, I love cats.
[07:01] ---
Ready to start petting, Senpai?
[07:03] ---
Hana!
[07:04] ---
I mean... if I can.
[07:07] ---
Sa-Sakurai!
[07:10] ---
You probably can't just yet.
She's on high alert.
[07:13] ---
She's not approaching you, right?
[07:15] ---
"Probably"? "Yet"?!
[07:17] ---
She's just shy around strangers.
[07:18] ---
"Shy around strangers"?
[07:21] ---
Stop by often enough and she'll get used to you.
[07:23] ---
Before you know it, she might be coming to you!
[07:26] ---
Absolutely not! There is no chance of that!
[07:29] ---
What are you saying?!
And right in front of your mother!
[07:32] ---
Right. It might not fly today...
[07:36] ---
Huh?
[07:39] ---
But one day... I'd like to hold her.
[07:44] ---
Well, I've returned your money
and all, so I'll be leaving.
[07:48] ---
Oh!
[07:49] ---
What, so soon?
[07:50] ---
Yeah. I don't want to overstay my welcome.
[07:53] ---
Er, um...
[07:55] ---
Then can I come over to your place?
We can get some gaming in!
[07:58] ---
Sure, whatever.
[08:01] ---
Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye.
[08:04] ---
See you later, Mom!
[08:08] ---
Why is my heart pounding so?
[08:12] ---
"Cue one weird red flag"
[08:18] ---
Thank you very much!
[08:21] ---
Here you go, Mom.
[08:23] ---
Thanks.
[08:24] ---
I have work to do, so just relax
and take your time, okay?
[08:28] ---
Uh-huh! Good luck!
[08:31] ---
I came to see Hana at work.
[08:35] ---
And I am glad I could see
this previously unknown side of her.
[08:38] ---
But...
[08:42] ---
I never thought Sakurai would be here, too!
[08:47] ---
Well, hello! I understand you're Hana's mother?
[08:50] ---
She's so young!
[08:52] ---
Nice to meet you.
You've been so kind to my daughter.
[08:56] ---
No, no--she's been good to us.
Hana's a hard worker.
[09:01] ---
I understand it's her first part-time job--
[09:03] ---
maybe it's her cheery disposition that
lets her be so outgoing with customers.
[09:09] ---
Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
[09:12] ---
And she's a big hit with our customers, too!
[09:16] ---
See?
[09:16] ---
Eh?
[09:18] ---
And then--
[09:19] ---
Right?
[09:21] ---
Hello there!
[09:22] ---
Hana!
[09:24] ---
Children just love Hana.
[09:27] ---
"Crayon"
[09:27] ---
She's always happy
to spend time with bored kids.
[09:28] ---
C'mon, let's draw!
[09:31] ---
I drew a kitty!
[09:31] ---
Only when she's free, of course.
[09:32] ---
Look!
[09:33] ---
Wow! That's fantastic!
[09:35] ---
So that's how she's doing.
[09:38] ---
As a parent, I was honestly worried...
but I feel a little better now.
[09:44] ---
I'm a parent, too--I get
where you're coming from.
[09:48] ---
When it comes down to it, turning customers
into fans is the service industry ideal.
[09:54] ---
After all, fans are frequent visitors.
[09:57] ---
Hana gives them a reason to come.
That gives us a big advantage.
[10:01] ---
It's not something first-timers
can usually pull off.
[10:04] ---
You've got yourself a winner.
[10:07] ---
All this praise is more
than I can possibly bear.
[10:11] ---
I'm just happy she's useful.
[10:13] ---
There is one more factor that brings
those moms in on the regular.
[10:19] ---
Oh?
[10:22] ---
Do... do you mean Sakurai?
[10:26] ---
You know him?
[10:28] ---
Er... yes, s-somewhat.
[10:30] ---
His eyes are fierce, but once
you get past that, he's a closet hunk!
[10:35] ---
Not to mention tall, slim, and fit!
[10:37] ---
With a serious personality and good manners!
[10:40] ---
He checks all the boxes!
[10:42] ---
When you put it like that...
yes, I suppose, perhaps...
[10:47] ---
He used to be an athlete,
so he knows how to speak to his elders.
[10:52] ---
More than anything, though,
he's dignified--and grown-ups like that.
[10:57] ---
I-Is that so...
[10:59] ---
You know those moms are all about stopping
by if they can chat with a young man
[11:04] ---
and have someone look after their kids!
[11:07] ---
We are making bank!
[11:09] ---
Don't talk so shady about your father's café.
[11:14] ---
I understand how he'd make fans...
[11:18] ---
But what about Sakurai?
[11:22] ---
Huh?
[11:23] ---
What... about him?
[11:25] ---
Oh! Um, well, that is...
how should I put this... F-For example...
[11:33] ---
Does he like...
[11:36] ---
...married women? Older women?
[11:41] ---
Oh--so she's...
[11:43] ---
"The dawning of various realizations"
[11:45] ---
Boss?
[11:48] ---
Now that the beans are here,
I'll get the stockroom sorted.
[11:51] ---
I'll help!
[11:55] ---
There appears to be a...
significant misunderstanding.
[11:59] ---
What?
[12:00] ---
It's all right! He's no cougar hunter.
[12:05] ---
He's just a doofus.
[12:07] ---
Oh, i-is he?
[12:09] ---
Yes! He's always been prone
to taking things the wrong way.
[12:13] ---
"Married women"? Yikes.
[12:15] ---
Have no fear. He and your daughter
work beautifully together.
[12:21] ---
"Married women"? Uh-oh.
[12:24] ---
Yes... Yes, of course!
I don't know what I was thinking.
[12:29] ---
Oh, I'm mortified!
Please--forget I said anything!
[12:33] ---
She blushes exactly like her daughter.
[12:33] ---
Why, what was I even saying?
[12:37] ---
A coffee bean?
[12:38] ---
Yep. You have to properly mature these babies.
[12:46] ---
Hana? I'm going to be on my way.
[12:49] ---
Oh, uh-huh. Do you prefer mature adults, too?
[12:53] ---
Huh?
[12:53] ---
Mature... adults? Yeah, I guess.
That would be my preference, yeah.
[12:58] ---
You know, like...
there's just this overall richness.
[13:03] ---
"Richness"?
[13:04] ---
But an old hand would
try 'em just like that, right?
[13:09] ---
Apparently. Gotta take it easy, though.
[13:12] ---
Overindulge and you get
so excited that you can't sleep.
[13:15] ---
"Ex... Excited"?!
[13:18] ---
Wanna try with what we have? Now's your chance.
[13:23] ---
You know I can't!
[13:26] ---
Still...
[13:28] ---
I plan on getting a real good
taste before too long.
[13:34] ---
Aha! You're an old hand, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
Cut it out, dum-dum.
[13:39] ---
I knew it... he has his eye on me!
[13:41] ---
"The misunderstanding quietly grows deeper"
[13:49] ---
Yesss! I win yet again!
[13:53] ---
You sure are wimpy, Senpai!
[13:56] ---
What did you expect?
I've never played this game before!
[13:59] ---
That's hardly an excuse.
[14:02] ---
Why, I only just bought this game two days ago!
[14:06] ---
Although I did spend yesterday
training hard so I could kick your butt.
[14:13] ---
That's dirty!
[14:14] ---
I'll do whatever it takes to see you frustrated.
[14:18] ---
You say that like you're proud, you chicken!
[14:20] ---
Oh, is that the last howl of a dog
with its tail between its legs?
[14:24] ---
Ha ha, loser pooch!
[14:28] ---
I'm going to grab a drink.
[14:30] ---
Grab one for me, too!
[14:32] ---
Oh?
[14:33] ---
What? You lost, right?
One favor is the least you could do.
[14:40] ---
Tch. Fine.
[14:43] ---
Aw, man, we should have made it interesting!
[14:47] ---
Like, loser runs to the store
to buy the winner a new kind
[14:49] ---
of slightly pricey pudding!
[14:52] ---
Win one game and you act like you own the place.
[14:56] ---
Sheesh. And to think
your mom is so quiet and kind.
[15:01] ---
Huh?
[15:02] ---
Hmph!
[15:08] ---
Mmm-hmm! It came out great again!
[15:14] ---
Huh?
[15:16] ---
We can't--I have a husband!
[15:19] ---
What are you saying, Akiko?
[15:20] ---
I'm* the one who can treat you right!
[15:20] ---
That's mean, confessing your love right there!
[15:23] ---
No...
[15:27] ---
Huh?
[15:29] ---
Ah, what a lovely soak!
[15:35] ---
Oh!
[15:37] ---
What... What is it?
[15:41] ---
Nothing.
[15:47] ---
Does my daughter have her eye on me, too?
[15:50] ---
Check, please.
[15:53] ---
Thank you very much. Please come again!
[15:58] ---
Is... Is something wrong, Uzaki?
[16:01] ---
Oh, no, no. Don't mind me.
[16:06] ---
Normally she'd be all...
[16:08] ---
Thanks heaps!
[16:10] ---
Do it right!
[16:14] ---
Yow!
[16:15] ---
Okay, you jerk! I know you did something!
[16:18] ---
Take that!
[16:18] ---
Yes, I did! I did! I totally did!
[16:22] ---
Just please--stop flicking ice water at me!
[16:25] ---
I see. No wonder Hana's mad.
[16:29] ---
You tactless brute!
[16:32] ---
Mmm. Though it's great to
be courteous with our customers,
[16:36] ---
she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
[16:38] ---
What to do?
[16:42] ---
I've finished tidying up!
[16:45] ---
Heavens, you three!
[16:47] ---
Just because we have no customers
doesn't mean you can stand around chatting!
[16:53] ---
What's wrong, Senpai?
Why are you staring at my face like that?
[16:58] ---
Cut that out.
[17:00] ---
What might "that" be?
[17:02] ---
The way you're talking!
And acting! It's... it's weird!
[17:06] ---
Oh, my! Just yesterday
you told me to mind my manners.
[17:11] ---
Today you tell me to stop?
Oh, what will I do with you?
[17:16] ---
Stop! Please! It's just awful!
[17:19] ---
And no more of that silly giggle!
[17:22] ---
Are you all right, Senpai? If you're
feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
[17:29] ---
I can certainly take on your share of work.
[17:34] ---
Please, Senpai... take care of yourself.
[17:42] ---
Stop that!
[17:44] ---
Why do you take damage
when someone's nice to you?
[17:50] ---
Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
[17:52] ---
Why, if something were to happen to you, I...
[17:56] ---
Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
[17:58] ---
What's this fake "good junior" crap?
[18:01] ---
Go back to your usual screwing around!
[18:03] ---
Calm down, Sakurai. Your words are all jumbled.
[18:08] ---
You know, Sakurai?
I think Hana's just fine like this, too.
[18:13] ---
Farewell!
[18:15] ---
Please do look after your health.
[18:18] ---
Begging your pardon!
[18:21] ---
I foresee a new service offering!
[18:23] ---
Ami! Back off a little, would you?
[18:27] ---
If you find it that unpleasant,
I could always stop.
[18:30] ---
Really?!
[18:32] ---
But first...
[18:33] ---
Isn't there something
you have to say to me, Senpai?
[18:39] ---
Yeah, right! Me, say something to you?
[18:42] ---
Besides, all I could say right now is... that!
[18:49] ---
I messed up. I'm sorry.
[18:53] ---
Ooh!
[18:53] ---
Whoa!
[18:56] ---
As long as you know.
[18:58] ---
"Uzaki F T W"
[19:01] ---
The fierce and hulking Sakurai,
meekly eating crow?!
[19:05] ---
I smell another potential service
for the housewife market!
[19:08] ---
Ami! Be quiet, would you?
[19:12] ---
I prefer the usual Uzaki.
[19:14] ---
Huh?
[19:15] ---
Ah! There it is--Sakurai's famous...
[19:19] ---
"W T F Attack"
[19:24] ---
It's working, it's working!
[19:29] ---
That really is you all over, Senpai.
[19:33] ---
Huh? What is?
[19:35] ---
I'll tell you what:
[19:36] ---
The way you always say stuff without thinking!
[19:40] ---
What?! Pot, meet kettle!
[19:43] ---
Well, this is all your fault, anyway!
[19:46] ---
All because you got carried away!
[19:47] ---
Can we have them take on
different personas for the customers
[19:51] ---
on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at least?
[19:53] ---
I know the older ladies in particular
will love meek and mild Sakurai!
[19:57] ---
Then this will hardly be a café anymore.
[20:00] ---
Could you please stop trying to put
different spins on your father's café?
[20:04] ---
Well, you know your problem?
[20:05] ---
And you know what your deal is?
[20:07] ---
No fighting!
[20:09] ---
Huh?
[20:13] ---
Oh!
[20:14] ---
Welcome.
[20:16] ---
Hey, now!
[20:17] ---
I-I'm sorry she just butted in like that.
[20:20] ---
This isn't really a fight.
It's what we call a lovers' quarrel.
[20:25] ---
No way!
[20:25] ---
It is not!
[20:28] ---
You can have this. So make up, okay?
SIGN "Lottery Ticket" "One draw per ticket" "Uza Shopping District Association"
[20:36] ---
Man. Scolded by a little kid.
[20:40] ---
She got us good.
[20:42] ---
You were saying some
pretty weird stuff back there.
[20:46] ---
Weird stuff?
[20:48] ---
You know, like... "the usual Uzaki."
[20:54] ---
If I'm not careful, my expression'll slip!
[20:58] ---
Hey, look.
[21:02] ---
We have that ticket--let's do it!
[21:04] ---
Right.
[21:07] ---
Th-That means...
[21:10] ---
Congratulations are in order!
[21:13] ---
Huh?
[21:14] ---
You've won the grand prize: a two-night,
one-day trip for two to Tottori!
[21:19] ---
Eh?
[21:20] ---
Say... what?
[21:21] ---
"Gettin' Crabby in the Crab Prefecture"
[21:25] ---
"Welcome to Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport!
- Gosho Aoyama"
[21:31] ---
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
Wow, they really went
all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
"Café Poirot"
[21:34] ---
I hate to ask this now...
[21:36] ---
What's up?
[21:38] ---
Are you sure you're okay coming here with me?
[21:40] ---
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
[21:41] ---
What do you mean, Senpai? You deserve it!
We won together, after all.
[21:45] ---
Squee! The Phantom Thief Kid!
[21:47] ---
He's so cool!
[21:48] ---
This is my first time in Tottori!
[21:48] ---
"Case Closed Location Guide"
[21:50] ---
Hey, Senpai, your eyes are
totally different. They're kinder!
[21:54] ---
Oh, shut up!
[21:55] ---
Hey, those glasses actually make you look, uh...
[21:58] ---
Get it right for once, would you?
[22:00] ---
Can it! What are you trying to make me do?!
[23:39] ---
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
[23:40] ---
But why Tottori?
[23:41] ---
E10 - I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!
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[00:06] ---
Let's get going!
[00:07] ---
"Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
[00:07] ---
Where to first?
[00:09] ---
Well, let's see.
[00:11] ---
We're in Tottori, so...
[00:13] ---
No Starbucks, just Sandbox!
[00:16] ---
Crab rich, cash poor!
[00:18] ---
Welcome to Tottori Prefecture!
[00:20] ---
What's with that guy, Senpai?
[00:23] ---
Don't you know, dummy? Why, he's...
[00:26] ---
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
[00:32] ---
He's a big shot.
[00:35] ---
We should probably hit the sand dunes first.
[00:38] ---
Says here we can paraglide--or go sandboarding!
[00:41] ---
You like the more active stuff, huh?
[00:43] ---
Oh, yeah.
[00:44] ---
All solo activities, I notice.
You're going full loner here in Tottori, too!
[00:49] ---
And you still don't know when to zip it.
[00:52] ---
So how are we gonna get there?
[00:54] ---
We'll take a bus or something.
[01:07] ---
Yoohoo!
[01:08] ---
Yo!
[01:09] ---
Itsuhito!
[01:10] ---
Ami!
[01:19] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:42] ---
"Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
[02:44] ---
So you're both here, too!
[02:47] ---
Dad gave me a summer break. And then...
[02:51] ---
I was thinking of taking
a trip when she ran into me
[02:53] ---
and suggested meeting up with you two here.
[02:57] ---
Huh! I feel bad, you guys renting a car and all.
[03:02] ---
Nah, it's totally fine.
[03:03] ---
You're so thoughtful, Sakaki!
[03:06] ---
Your personality's a little iffy,
but you sure are thoughtful!
[03:09] ---
That personality, though...
[03:10] ---
Please, enough with the compliments!
[03:13] ---
Those weren't compliments.
[03:15] ---
It's definitely more convenient
to travel by car. See?
[03:20] ---
It's a lot broader than I imagined.
[03:22] ---
Right? A rental car is a must
if you want real freedom.
[03:26] ---
Spoken like a seasoned traveler.
[03:28] ---
You know me!
[03:29] ---
So went our story.
But our trip here serves another purpose.
[03:34] ---
That's right: Hana and Sakurai,
vacationing alone together...
[03:38] ---
I view their relationship as hands-off,
and even I couldn't stay away!
[03:42] ---
We've been watching over them thus far.
[03:45] ---
We have a duty to see
this trip through to its end!
[03:48] ---
And we get front-row seats! What a treat!
[03:51] ---
Not to mention a trip to Tottori.
[03:53] ---
Pure happenstance, but amusing nonetheless.
[03:57] ---
These two still don't know the real Tottori!
[04:01] ---
Hey, a 7-Eleven!
[04:02] ---
Hey, yeah! So they do have them.
[04:05] ---
"Tottori Sand Dunes National Park"
[04:15] ---
When you see them in person,
they really are spectacular.
[04:18] ---
Aren't they? What a sight!
[04:21] ---
The Tottori Sand Dunes
measure 2.4 km north to south
[04:24] ---
and 16 km east to west.
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They're the largest
accessible sand dunes in Japan.
[04:31] ---
The dune in front there is called
the Horse's Back; it's about 50 meters high.
[04:37] ---
It's quite popular:
you can see the entirety of the dunes
[04:40] ---
and take in views of
the Japan Sea from its peak.
[04:43] ---
Wow, nice!
[04:47] ---
All right, Senpai! Race you to the ocean!
[04:50] ---
You're on!
[04:52] ---
If I win, you owe me a nashi pear ice cream!
[04:55] ---
And if I win, you owe me
a sand-dune coffee ice cream!
[04:59] ---
Okay, here goes.
[05:01] ---
Get set...
[05:02] ---
Go!
[05:09] ---
The sand's really grabbing my feet.
This is tough!
[05:14] ---
Hey, hey!
[05:15] ---
Wha--
[05:16] ---
Hey! What is that?
[05:19] ---
A sandboard, just like you were
talking about! I reserved one!
[05:23] ---
That's not fair!
[05:25] ---
Ha! A contest begins well before it starts!
[05:29] ---
Catch you on the flip side!
[05:31] ---
Dammit!
[05:34] ---
You'll never catch up to me, Sen... pai?
[05:40] ---
Hold it right there!
[05:54] ---
I win.
[05:58] ---
A competition...
against this... beautiful backdrop...
[06:04] ---
Have you no soul?
[06:06] ---
I admire your nerve, whining
about losing under the circumstances.
[06:11] ---
Still...
[06:13] ---
It really is beautiful.
Makes our race seem like small potatoes.
[06:19] ---
So I don't owe you?
[06:20] ---
No--you do.
[06:25] ---
Excuse me!
[06:28] ---
Could you please take our picture?
[06:30] ---
Oh, sure.
[06:31] ---
Thank you!
[06:34] ---
Tottori!
[06:40] ---
Thank you very much!
[06:42] ---
Oh, Atsy-pie, you look so cool in that shot!
[06:45] ---
And you are just too cute, Miho-Miho!
[06:49] ---
Sh-Shall we?
[06:52] ---
I can't walk...
[06:54] ---
Oh, all right.
[06:57] ---
I still have some strength left.
[07:08] ---
It's so round!
[07:10] ---
This is Japan's oldest circular school building,
originally a primary school.
[07:16] ---
Now dilapidated, it was due to be torn down,
[07:20] ---
but the many citizens who wanted it
to remain spurred officials into action,
[07:24] ---
and the building was reborn as a museum!
[07:28] ---
Now it has various local specialties on display.
[07:31] ---
Regional specialties, eh?
[07:34] ---
Like nashi pears?
[07:35] ---
Can't forget Matsuba snow crabs...
[07:49] ---
Figurines!
[07:51] ---
And Nendoroids, too!
[07:52] ---
Tottori is the Manga Prefecture,
the birthplace of many manga artists--
[07:57] ---
and home to a figurine factory as well!
[08:00] ---
In other words, manga and figurines
are indeed local Tottori specialties!
[08:06] ---
I'm starting to get that feeling, yes.
[08:08] ---
Really packs an irresistible punch.
[08:11] ---
Oh, these are adorable!
[08:13] ---
Senpai, buy these for me as a souvenir!
[08:15] ---
Four of them?
[08:17] ---
They look like four sisters--and
I want the full set!
[08:21] ---
Oh! Different versions! Double or nothing!
[08:24] ---
Double--nothing!
[08:27] ---
Tottori!
[08:35] ---
A rabbit!
[08:36] ---
And that "Mistress Himiko!" person.
[08:39] ---
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto.
[08:41] ---
Also known as Ōnamuji-no-Kami.
[08:43] ---
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto,
famously of "The White Hare of Inaba,"
[08:47] ---
in enshrined here at Hakuto Shrine.
[08:51] ---
Because the deity healed a hare
whose fur had been torn off by a shark,
[08:57] ---
the shrine is revered for its benefits
to those with skin diseases and injuries.
[09:05] ---
Senpai, look! Rabbit cakes!
[09:08] ---
Wow, those look tasty!
[09:11] ---
Er, Uzaki? Who's this?
[09:14] ---
The shop clerk.
[09:15] ---
Would you mind paying, please?
[09:17] ---
Much obliged, Senpai!
[09:19] ---
Now it's my treat?!
[09:24] ---
Soft and chewy and oh so delish!
[09:27] ---
Good for you.
[09:29] ---
Oh, don't be so angry. Here!
[09:32] ---
There's enough for you, too.
[09:34] ---
All right. Here goes.
[09:37] ---
Ack! He's gonna gobble me up!
[09:41] ---
Ugh! Curse you humans!
[09:46] ---
Nooo!
[09:47] ---
Will you shut up? I can't eat like this!
[09:50] ---
You're not gonna eat that?
[09:53] ---
Well! Don't mind if I do!
[09:55] ---
Half! In one bite!
[09:58] ---
Mmm-mmm-mmm! One more bite!
[10:02] ---
As if!
[10:07] ---
You're wide open!
[10:09] ---
Inattention is the greatest foe.
[10:12] ---
Look here...
[10:13] ---
Isn't it just so delicious?
[10:15] ---
Mmm, it sure is!
[10:18] ---
Okay: say "ah"!
[10:22] ---
Aw, you ate half of it!
[10:29] ---
You have to notice these things
before you go off on a roll!
[10:33] ---
Right...
[10:35] ---
Quit looking at my mouth!
[10:41] ---
Is this it?
[10:42] ---
Yes. Any minute now and they
should tweak to the truth about Tottori.
[10:53] ---
May our travels end without a hitch.
[10:56] ---
May Senpai's loner ways be healed.
[10:59] ---
I'm not a loner!
[11:01] ---
Hey, they have fortunes, Senpai!
Let's see who wins!
[11:05] ---
It's not a competition.
[11:07] ---
But sure.
[11:09] ---
"Number 11" "Middling Luck"
[11:10] ---
Ha! "Middling Luck"--this has to be a winner!
[11:15] ---
"Number 18" "Great Luck"
[11:17] ---
Nice try! Mine is "Great Luck"--"Great Luck"!
[11:22] ---
Looks like I win!
[11:24] ---
How's it feel to be all smug about
middling luck and then lose, huh? Huh?
[11:31] ---
I have no words.
[11:33] ---
Now then! What's it say?
[11:36] ---
"Hobbies: A gamer is best.
Personality: Preferably a loner.
[11:40] ---
Age: One year older.
[11:43] ---
Direction: Right in front of"...
[11:47] ---
Huh?
[11:51] ---
What kind of fortunes are these?!
[11:53] ---
Huh?
[12:00] ---
Don't tell me... is this shrine...
[12:04] ---
"Hakuto Shrine couples." "Search."
[12:08] ---
Hmph. It seems you've finally arrived.
[12:12] ---
You've reached the truth of Hakuto Shrine--
[12:15] ---
indeed, that of Tottori itself.
[12:18] ---
You knew?
[12:19] ---
We didn't do all that touring for nothing.
[12:22] ---
That myth has linked Hakuto Jinja
to healing skin conditions and injuries.
[12:28] ---
But that is just a cover!
[12:31] ---
That same hare arranged a match between
Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto and Yagamihime.
[12:35] ---
And based on this, Japan's first love story,
[12:38] ---
Hakuto is a matchmaking
shrine--rivaling the shrine at Izumo!
[12:42] ---
And Tottori is home to two more sites,
[12:44] ---
both veritable meccas for lovers
on a par with Hakuto Shrine here.
[12:49] ---
Do you see what I'm saying?
[12:52] ---
No way...
[12:54] ---
That's right: to say that
"Tottori tourists" equals "couples in love"
[12:59] ---
is no exaggeration!
[13:00] ---
"It's an exaggeration"
[13:02] ---
That's where you two,
a man and a woman, came to visit.
[13:04] ---
And this is how everyone else saw you!
[13:09] ---
"I'm not too heavy, am I, darling?"
[13:12] ---
"You're lighter than
a Tottori dune beetle, my honey!"
[13:16] ---
"Mementos of my Tottori trip with you, darling!"
[13:20] ---
"I'll take everything on the shelf!"
[13:23] ---
"Oh, darling, rabbit cakes
taste best ears first."
[13:27] ---
"I'm a tail-first kind of guy, my honey!"
[13:30] ---
You have got to be kidding me!
[13:32] ---
But people totally did think you were a couple.
[13:36] ---
Ha ha! Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
[13:39] ---
Damn you...
[13:39] ---
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
[13:41] ---
What are you talking about?
Me and Senpai, all lovey-dovey? Yeah, right!
[13:47] ---
Oh, come off it already!
[13:49] ---
Why does everything have
to be about love with you, anyway?
[13:52] ---
Is that all there is?
Are you some kind of love fiend?
[13:56] ---
You really are hopeless.
[14:02] ---
At 1,700 meters tall, Daisen is the
highest mountain in the Chugoku region.
[14:09] ---
It's a destination for all seasons with
autumn color and snowy winter landscapes.
[14:15] ---
And it's another spot for lovers.
[14:17] ---
Not that again...
[14:19] ---
That has nothing to do with us!
[14:22] ---
C'mon, Senpai. Here's the lift.
[14:27] ---
A couple's seat! Isn't that wonderful?
[14:30] ---
They must be really in love!
[14:32] ---
Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
[14:38] ---
Please, go ahead.
[14:40] ---
Oh! You must play for the other team!
[14:42] ---
Oho!
[14:43] ---
What "other team"?!
[14:44] ---
You're dragging me into this?
[14:57] ---
I just want to enjoy my Tottori trip!
[15:01] ---
It really isn't like that with--
[15:13] ---
Uzaki!
[15:14] ---
Eeyeah?!
[15:15] ---
We came here to hang out in Tottori--that's all.
[15:18] ---
To visit the dunes, eat nashi and Matsuba crabs,
[15:21] ---
and have fun with all
the Conan and Kitaro stuff!
[15:25] ---
Right?
[15:26] ---
Uh... yeah.
[15:28] ---
All right! So let's forget
the others and enjoy ourselves!
[15:33] ---
Senpai...
[15:34] ---
We'll show them!
[15:36] ---
Right on!
[15:42] ---
Dammit, Tottori, read the room!
[15:44] ---
Tottori!
[15:53] ---
"Towels used with permission
for filming purposes"
[15:53] ---
With 850 years of history,
Misasa is a world-class radium hot spring
[16:00] ---
and home to many types of hot-spring treatments.
[16:04] ---
It's said that any malady will be cured
after your third morning at this hot spring,
[16:10] ---
hence the name: written with
the characters "three" and "morning."
[16:16] ---
See you later.
[16:17] ---
Yep.
[16:24] ---
Phew, I'm beat.
[16:25] ---
We did a ton of running around today.
[16:28] ---
Are you sure about this? After finally
getting to share a room with Sakurai?
[16:35] ---
Just kidding.
[16:38] ---
What are you doing? That was your chance!
[16:41] ---
I told you, it's not like that.
[16:45] ---
Hey.
[16:47] ---
It will be.
[16:50] ---
Itsuhito...
[16:52] ---
Look, you're wrong, okay?
[16:56] ---
Senpai! Let's go to the steam bath--
[17:06] ---
Don't you dare!
[17:09] ---
At Misasa Hot Spring, the waters are
for soaking, drinking, and breathing in.
[17:16] ---
Inhaling the mist at this steam bath
will cure what ails you from the inside out.
[17:22] ---
I bet it'll heal your mean face
if you inhale enough of it.
[17:26] ---
Really? I better get breathing, then.
[17:28] ---
Hey. Rude.
[17:30] ---
Pretty half-hearted comeback there, Sakurai.
[17:33] ---
It's so hot, that's all he can manage.
[17:37] ---
Wow, you're sweating buckets.
[17:39] ---
It's never-ending.
[17:43] ---
Can I have your towel, Senpai?
[17:46] ---
Just how sweaty are you?
[17:48] ---
It's pouring out of me. Your towel...
[17:57] ---
Senpai, you're all damp and sticky!
[17:59] ---
That's your fault! Get off me!
[18:05] ---
That tickles!
[18:06] ---
Sorry--you're going to have to deal with it!
[18:10] ---
Yow! Not there!
[18:12] ---
Please! Save that for
the privacy of your room!
[18:16] ---
Eh?
[18:25] ---
Ah, this feels great!
[18:27] ---
Especially after sweating so much.
[18:30] ---
I was soaking wet!
Senpai wouldn't give me his towel.
[18:35] ---
He is so inconsiderate!
[18:37] ---
Who are you calling inconsiderate?
[18:39] ---
Are you eavesdropping on us? Pervert!
[18:43] ---
Oh, shut up.
[18:44] ---
All that sweating must have
flushed the badness out of you.
[18:50] ---
Now go live an orderly life.
[18:53] ---
"Badness"? What "badness"?
[18:55] ---
You're the villain-faced loner introvert!
[18:59] ---
If only you'd sweated
out your annoyingness, too.
[19:04] ---
And at a hot spring, no less.
[19:06] ---
What an unsexy conversation.
[19:10] ---
All right--fine!
[19:12] ---
Let's see which one of us is worse!
[19:14] ---
Oh, you are on!
[19:24] ---
Gotcha.
[19:39] ---
They're just not going in...
[19:43] ---
All right: I've got the hang of it.
I can win this.
[19:48] ---
You can put those
extra balls in this box, Senpai.
[19:52] ---
Hey, thanks.
[19:54] ---
Sure thing.
[19:55] ---
Now then...
[19:57] ---
Hey!
[19:58] ---
Tch.
[20:03] ---
Hurry up, Senpai!
[20:05] ---
Wait up, will you?
[20:07] ---
Make it snappy or you're gonna lose!
[20:11] ---
This is tyranny!
[20:13] ---
So nothing changed, after all that.
[20:16] ---
That's all right.
They're tasty enough just as they are.
[20:22] ---
Are they, though?
[20:24] ---
A frog! What's this for?
[20:26] ---
What, indeed?
SIGN "Matchmaking: The Kajika Frog"
"Rub this beloved matchmaking kajika frog
to make your dream match come true."
[20:30] ---
A matchmaking kajika frog?
[20:33] ---
"Rub to make your dream match come true."
[20:38] ---
I guess they are pretty tasty.
[20:41] ---
Right?
[20:43] ---
Thanks for the feast.
[20:49] ---
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
[20:50] ---
We have to finish with this place!
[20:54] ---
Check out all these yōkai, Senpai!
[20:56] ---
There are some I know and some I've never seen.
[21:01] ---
There are 177 bronze statues of yōkai
[21:04] ---
over 800 meters of this street,
which leads to Sakaiminato Station.
[21:09] ---
177 of them? Amazing!
[21:12] ---
What's this, Senpai?
[21:14] ---
A dragon?
[21:16] ---
Let's see... Nope! It's a shiro-uneri!
[21:19] ---
Shiro... uneri?
[21:21] ---
Okay, next! What's this?
[21:24] ---
A crayfish?
[21:25] ---
Bzzt! An amikiri!
[21:27] ---
These are tough. What's the next one?
[21:30] ---
Right here!
[21:31] ---
A yeti!
[21:32] ---
Keukegen! What's this "yeti" stuff?
That's not even Japanese--whoa!
[21:38] ---
Dammit. You try this next one. Here.
[21:41] ---
Wait: this is--aw!
[21:43] ---
Rokuro-Kubi! It's Rokuro-Kubi!
[21:45] ---
I knew that one!
[21:49] ---
Okay, moving on!
[21:49] ---
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
[21:54] ---
"Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
[21:54] ---
Yep, this is the place.
[21:55] ---
The Mizuki Shigeru Museum is a must-see.
[22:03] ---
"Mizuki Shigeru Road"
[23:39] ---
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
[23:40] ---
E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?
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[00:05] ---
Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
[00:07] ---
Can I come over?
[00:10] ---
Yeah, I guess.
[00:11] ---
Great! I'll be right there.
[00:16] ---
Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
[00:20] ---
Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
[00:23] ---
But...
[00:25] ---
...she always leaves her junk here!
[00:30] ---
I'm going to have to say something.
[00:37] ---
There she is, the jerk.
[00:41] ---
Check out the jumbo beanbag
I bought today, Senpai!
[00:45] ---
See? It's a big ol' frog!
[00:47] ---
It's way too big!
[00:48] ---
But it comes with a little frog!
[00:51] ---
Okay, that's cute... but still!
[01:01] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:24] ---
"Episode 11: Does Sakurai
Want to Hang Out, Too?"
[02:26] ---
What's your take on this place?
[02:29] ---
My take? Oh, like spiritually?
[02:32] ---
Don't sweat it. The person
behind you is just passing through.
[02:38] ---
That's not what I meant!
Cut that out--I'm serious!
[02:42] ---
Your stuff is taking over my apartment!
[02:45] ---
Start taking some of it home today!
[02:48] ---
What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
[02:53] ---
I mean, I'm always sitting on
the floor for our gaming marathons.
[02:57] ---
My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
[03:02] ---
Isn't it the host's responsibility
to make his living space welcoming?
[03:08] ---
Or would you rather be responsible
for my butt cramping up?
[03:12] ---
The nerve...
[03:15] ---
Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
[03:18] ---
Fine. The beanbag can stay.
[03:22] ---
But!
[03:24] ---
This is the problem!
[03:26] ---
Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
[03:29] ---
Don't pretend it's not on you!
[03:31] ---
You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
[03:34] ---
Ugh, what a drag!
[03:36] ---
And no fun until we're finished.
[03:38] ---
Aw!
[03:39] ---
Everything you don't need goes
in this garbage bag today.
[03:42] ---
Everything you do need goes home with you.
[03:44] ---
Fine...
[03:45] ---
"The 1008 Lousy Cats"
"Boring D-movie DVD"
[03:46] ---
This?
[03:47] ---
Don't need it.
[03:47] ---
"Paper bags, large and small"
[03:48] ---
These?
[03:49] ---
Nope.
[03:49] ---
"Empty toy capsules"
[03:51] ---
And these?
[03:51] ---
Nuh-uh.
[03:52] ---
See? You don't need any of this!
[03:54] ---
Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
[03:56] ---
Oh, gosh!
[03:58] ---
Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
[04:01] ---
And something that's really been bugging me...
[04:05] ---
Oh, this?
[04:07] ---
This is a real laugh!
[04:11] ---
You blow through this thing here.
[04:15] ---
Like so.
[04:25] ---
Well?
[04:27] ---
Toss it.
[04:28] ---
What?! But it's funny!
It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
[04:33] ---
Who cares? Besides, you only
left it here because you didn't need it.
[04:38] ---
True, true.
[04:40] ---
That was too easy! I knew you didn't need it!
[04:43] ---
It's like, sometimes I have to show things
to you first before it's all settled.
[04:47] ---
What the hell?!
[04:50] ---
There we go. Nice and roomy again.
[04:55] ---
I'm pooped!
[04:56] ---
It was only some huge chore because you'd
brought all that crap over.
[05:01] ---
I know where this is going.
[05:03] ---
Buying all those extra phone chargers...
You just don't think, do you?
[05:09] ---
Yep: it's lecture time.
[05:12] ---
Hey, are you listening?
[05:14] ---
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
[05:17] ---
Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
[05:20] ---
Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
[05:24] ---
See, you're always... huh?
[05:27] ---
What's with the bag?
[05:30] ---
Did you put that in there?
[05:32] ---
Oh, uh...
[05:33] ---
No, that's something else.
[05:36] ---
Are you kidding me?
Now you're putting your stuff in my fri--
[05:43] ---
I-Is this...
[05:45] ---
Oh, gosh!
[05:46] ---
I thought I'd cook for us today.
It's been a while.
[05:52] ---
Uzaki, I... well...
[05:56] ---
I'm sorry. I shouldn't
have jumped to conclusions.
[06:01] ---
Senpai?
[06:02] ---
Yeah?
[06:03] ---
What would you like for
the main dish? Fish or beef?
[06:08] ---
Fish.
[06:15] ---
I'm sorry about earlier.
And... this is really good.
[06:21] ---
I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
[06:27] ---
He's so easy.
[06:30] ---
Sakurai?
[06:32] ---
Yes?
[06:34] ---
Want to try your hand at food prep?
[06:36] ---
Eh?
[06:37] ---
Why not? It'd be a big help if
you could handle cooking, too.
[06:42] ---
Uh, but I--
[06:43] ---
Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? Can you cook?
[06:47] ---
Are you sure about this?
It's not as easy as it looks!
[06:52] ---
I'll do it.
[06:53] ---
Oh! Will you, now?
[06:55] ---
Seriously?
[06:56] ---
You probably think I can't
cook my way out of a paper bag.
[07:00] ---
It just so happens I do cook from time to time!
[07:05] ---
Um... what is this?
[07:08] ---
Spaghetti Napolitan.
[07:12] ---
What on earth?
[07:14] ---
Wow.
[07:16] ---
I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
[07:27] ---
Too much laughing!
[07:29] ---
I'm just doing what you told me to do!
[07:32] ---
L-L-Let me go!
[07:35] ---
Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
[07:52] ---
Harder, Senpai...
[07:57] ---
Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
[08:07] ---
That's enough! My hands are tired!
[08:10] ---
Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
[08:16] ---
I was surprised to see you here
for a crash course in cooking.
[08:20] ---
Sorry about that.
I'd intended to do it at my place.
[08:24] ---
He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
[08:27] ---
Besides, Mom, you're my cooking instructor!
[08:32] ---
Thank you in advance.
[08:39] ---
Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
[08:44] ---
You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
[08:48] ---
That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
[08:52] ---
Hana! Hey!
[08:53] ---
It's okay. I get that all the time.
[08:57] ---
All the time?
[08:58] ---
Well... you know.
[09:00] ---
I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
[09:05] ---
What's this?
[09:06] ---
I've been having a normal conversation
with Sakurai all this time!
[09:09] ---
But how?
[09:12] ---
Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
[09:19] ---
When I can't see those eyes of his,
he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
[09:25] ---
I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
[09:27] ---
Huh? It's fine, really.
[09:33] ---
Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
[09:36] ---
I have laundry to put away, so...
[09:39] ---
I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
[09:46] ---
Want something to drink, Senpai?
I bet you got a little sweaty.
[09:50] ---
Yeah. Thanks.
[09:55] ---
Cats.
[10:00] ---
I was anxious at first, but I managed
to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
[10:04] ---
He really is a serious and kind person,
just like the people at his job said.
[10:09] ---
And now I know I'm fine
as long as I don't look at his eyes.
[10:13] ---
Yes, I've made great strides today.
[10:16] ---
And just think: a boy wanting
to learn how to cook!
[10:20] ---
Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
[10:25] ---
I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
[10:28] ---
You did say you wanted to get some petting in.
[10:30] ---
Petting?!
[10:33] ---
Not with high-alert mode still active.
[10:36] ---
I'd hate to scare anyone off.
[10:38] ---
I-I-I-I mean, I am scared, but-but-but I never--
[10:43] ---
It's fine! I saw that one
sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
[10:48] ---
I... I was looking at him,
sure--but not like that!
[10:51] ---
You just gotta go for it! Bam!
[10:53] ---
Hana?!
[10:54] ---
No--I should be more of a gentleman.
[10:58] ---
Sakurai?!
[10:59] ---
Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
[11:03] ---
I just do not understand kids these days!
[11:05] ---
And why is Hana trying
to pimp out her own mother?!
[11:10] ---
No. I can't give up. There's still time!
[11:15] ---
I'm back...
[11:17] ---
I have to put these kids on the right
path--show them the error of their ways!
[11:22] ---
Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
[11:26] ---
That is an adult's duty!
[11:33] ---
Homemade's the best!
[11:34] ---
Right?!
[11:41] ---
It really is your treat today?
[11:43] ---
Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
[11:47] ---
All riiight! I've been thinking
about rock-climbing for a while now.
[11:52] ---
Glad to hear it.
[11:54] ---
That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
how fun it is to get my body moving.
[11:59] ---
I see. Most pick-up
sports tend to be ball games,
[12:04] ---
but rock-climbing really
has you using your muscles.
[12:08] ---
Your strength control is all over the place!
[12:11] ---
Phrasing!
[12:13] ---
In rock climbing,
[12:15] ---
you use these holds
to move up this climbing wall.
[12:18] ---
The general rule is to
start from a hold labeled S
[12:20] ---
and climb to another
labeled G in the same color.
[12:25] ---
You'll start out with holds
meant for all four limbs.
[12:29] ---
Look for the same color labels
as you make your way up.
[12:36] ---
Looking good!
[12:46] ---
Okay!
[12:47] ---
Good job up there. How'd it feel?
[12:51] ---
That was fun!
[12:53] ---
I'm dying here!
[12:56] ---
Complete opposites...
[12:58] ---
I couldn't even... think...
my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
[13:05] ---
Enough...
[13:07] ---
I don't know about this sport...
[13:10] ---
No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
[13:13] ---
Oh, I bet. Your face is just
glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
[13:16] ---
See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
[13:21] ---
You're the weirdo for
actually liking this extreme stuff!
[13:25] ---
How do you have so much energy?
[13:27] ---
I work out in my spare time.
[13:30] ---
I bet you're just sore
because you can't one-up me here.
[13:34] ---
What?! I'm not either
sore--not in the slightest!
[13:38] ---
Great job training up
those useless muscles of yours!
[13:41] ---
Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
[13:44] ---
Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
[13:49] ---
The rules are the same as last time,
but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
[13:54] ---
This is a rope-climbing wall;
you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
[13:59] ---
I'll go first.
[14:02] ---
You catch your breath.
[14:04] ---
Bleah.
[14:09] ---
I get it... the height on
this one makes it even tougher.
[14:13] ---
Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
[14:19] ---
Whoops! Where's my foothold?
[14:22] ---
And I can't look down, either.
[14:25] ---
Move your other leg first, Senpai.
[14:28] ---
Step with your right foot first--then
it'll be smooth sailing.
[14:31] ---
Where to?
[14:32] ---
Just above your right knee.
[14:35] ---
I'm not getting it. Where?
[14:38] ---
He's holding himself up with his arms!
Is he really a beginner?
[14:42] ---
He looks like some kind of insect.
[14:45] ---
That was pretty fun!
[14:47] ---
Look at you, completely unfazed.
[14:49] ---
You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
[14:52] ---
Have you recovered, Uzaki?
[14:55] ---
He's having so much fun,
my jabs don't reach him!
[14:58] ---
Shouldn't you be resting?
[15:01] ---
What?! I can totally do this! Just watch!
[15:06] ---
What are you so mad about?
[15:12] ---
You all right, Uzaki?
[15:15] ---
I... can't do this.
[15:17] ---
She looks like a chrysalis.
[15:20] ---
I'll just stay here forever.
[15:22] ---
Can't go forward, can't go back.
I'll spend my life here.
[15:26] ---
That's a weird way to pout.
[15:29] ---
I'll lower the rope.
Go ahead and relax your body.
[15:35] ---
That was a little too much, huh?
[15:37] ---
Rest a while. Let me know
when you're ready to go again.
[15:41] ---
But...
[15:42] ---
You look like you're done
for today. Want to leave?
[15:46] ---
Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
[15:51] ---
But...
[15:52] ---
You're having fun, aren't you?
Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
[16:00] ---
Man, you got me.
[16:01] ---
Never thought you'd pick a contest
where you had the complete upper hand.
[16:05] ---
I hereby wave the white flag
at your cheap and heartless trap.
[16:10] ---
If you feel bad about it,
you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
[16:14] ---
Why, you little...
[16:29] ---
You look like you did back
in high school, Sakurai-senpai.
[16:40] ---
"Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
"Kano and Uzaki-chan"
[16:56] ---
Oh, you didn't have to stop for us!
[16:59] ---
Sorry to interrupt!
[17:02] ---
That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
[17:05] ---
C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
We said we're sorry!
[17:09] ---
You look like a stray cat who's
trying to say "Never trust a human!"
[17:14] ---
Can't say I'm surprised, though.
This is the same senpai who's into solo movies!
[17:20] ---
You would be doing solo karaoke!
[17:22] ---
Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
[17:27] ---
Apologies for the late addition.
[17:29] ---
We were out drinking and
decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
[17:32] ---
That's when we spotted you here!
[17:35] ---
Oh, order us some beers, would you?
[17:38] ---
I am definitely going further
afield for karaoke from now on.
[17:41] ---
"Solo Karaoke"
[17:42] ---
Solo karaoke!
[17:44] ---
True to its name, it's using an
entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
[17:48] ---
It's an effective way to practice songs
without worrying about an audience,
[17:52] ---
and its adherents are growing in number.
[17:56] ---
"However!"
[17:57] ---
However!
[17:58] ---
Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
[17:58] ---
"Karaoke is a group activity"
[18:03] ---
so if you're spotted going solo,
[18:05] ---
odds are you'll be teased
at school or work the next day.
[18:07] ---
"Reception"
[18:08] ---
Even the reception desk...
[18:10] ---
Loner loser.
[18:11] ---
...is no stranger to this sentiment.
[18:13] ---
But compared to the shame of being
unable to sing well in front of friends,
[18:18] ---
compared to the embarrassment
of whiffing the rap part,
[18:21] ---
such treatment is nothing!
[18:22] ---
In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
[18:25] ---
requires a psyche that stands apart!
[18:30] ---
C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
[18:34] ---
You damn drunk...
[18:36] ---
Look, even if we all go to the
same college and work together,
[18:42] ---
you two need to respect people's privacy!
[18:46] ---
Enough with the maracas!
[18:49] ---
Hey, Hana!
[18:50] ---
Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
[18:55] ---
Huh?
[18:56] ---
Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
[19:00] ---
Sure.
[19:02] ---
We're back!
[19:04] ---
Ta-da!
[19:06] ---
Wh-What the hell?!
[19:08] ---
They were loaning out cosplay outfits
at the front desk, so we tried some on!
[19:13] ---
I'm kinda embarrassed!
[19:14] ---
But why?
[19:15] ---
C'mon, it's fine!
[19:17] ---
Here, have a drink.
[19:23] ---
Wh-Why am I in the middle?
[19:25] ---
Call it a little bonus.
[19:27] ---
We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
[19:32] ---
These guns are incredible.
[19:35] ---
Aren't you crowding him
a little over there, Ami?
[19:40] ---
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[19:44] ---
Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
[19:48] ---
Is it not to your liking?
[19:49] ---
"Sakurai is confused!"
[19:49] ---
It's not about liking or disliking
or this liking or that liking...
[19:53] ---
I'm begging you--spare me!
[19:56] ---
You're a tough customer. Very well!
[19:59] ---
How's this?
[20:02] ---
Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
[20:06] ---
Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
[20:09] ---
You're fine, just fine!
It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
[20:15] ---
Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[20:18] ---
I was just thinking that this is
no place for anyone in his right mind.
[20:24] ---
So chill!
[20:26] ---
I guess I am the only sober one here.
[20:30] ---
Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
[20:32] ---
Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
[20:34] ---
Yahoo!
[20:34] ---
Yippee!
[20:38] ---
I like that about you, Sakurai!
[20:40] ---
Sure, yeah, thanks.
[20:42] ---
Anything I say now will
only escalate the situation.
[20:46] ---
I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
[20:49] ---
Can I put in the next song?
[20:51] ---
Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
[20:53] ---
Can I order more drinks?
[20:54] ---
Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
[20:57] ---
Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
[21:01] ---
Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
[21:06] ---
Oh, wow, I never thought
you'd give a straight answer.
[21:10] ---
No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
[21:13] ---
Pervert.
[21:19] ---
C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
[21:25] ---
I think I'll have that drink now.
[21:36] ---
That you, Uzaki?
[21:38] ---
Hey, about yesterday...
when I said "bunny girl," I--
[21:46] ---
What happened?! Here, come inside.
I'll grab a towel.
[21:50] ---
Senpai.
[21:53] ---
I can't hang out with you anymore.
[21:58] ---
Huh?
[23:39] ---
"Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[23:40] ---
Senpai!
E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:05] ---
I can't hang out with you anymore.
[00:08] ---
Huh?
[00:10] ---
I... I did something
that can't be undone. Again.
[00:15] ---
Now just calm down and tell me why. Okay?
[00:19] ---
But... I don't want to be a bother...
[00:22] ---
Idiot. Who cares about that now?
If there's anything I can do, I'll do it!
[00:29] ---
Senpai...
[00:31] ---
Did you just say you'd do anything?
[00:36] ---
Well, that's not--
[00:38] ---
What's with that face?
[00:40] ---
I discovered I hadn't even touched that report
I had for homework over summer break!
[00:46] ---
What?
[00:47] ---
Same screw-up as last year!
[00:50] ---
Why do college students still
get summer homework, anyway?
[00:56] ---
Now my mom's mad,
my little brother's teasing me--it's awful!
[01:02] ---
Hey! Why'd you close the door?!
[01:04] ---
If you want me to hang out with you
this summer, help me with my report!
[01:08] ---
Shut up! Do it yourself!
[01:11] ---
Oh, c'mon! Please? Senpai!
[01:14] ---
Senpai! Open up! Senpai!
[01:15] ---
She really is hopeless.
[01:26] ---
"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:49] ---
"Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[02:54] ---
That's Hana, all right.
[02:56] ---
It's not funny.
[02:58] ---
She's getting more comfortable by the day.
[03:01] ---
I'm telling you; she must have been
hiding her claws way back when.
[03:05] ---
Meow.
[03:06] ---
I see...
[03:08] ---
Oh, boss, let me handle the heavy stuff.
[03:11] ---
Please. This is nothing.
[03:17] ---
Boss!
[03:20] ---
Threw out your back, huh?
That hasn't happened in a while.
[03:24] ---
W-We'll close for today.
I'll get to the chiropractor.
[03:32] ---
I guess we have no choice.
[03:34] ---
Who has a driver's license?
[03:37] ---
I do.
[03:37] ---
I'm making an appointment at the clinic.
[03:40] ---
Could you take Dad there in our car?
[03:43] ---
Hana, you and I will close up.
[03:45] ---
Got it.
[03:45] ---
Got it.
[03:47] ---
Or...
[03:49] ---
I could be manager for a day.
[03:54] ---
And I'll come back to find
my café's been hijacked. Close it.
[04:01] ---
"Closed"
[04:03] ---
Thanks for cleaning up.
[04:06] ---
Here. It's on the house.
[04:07] ---
Yay! Thank you!
[04:12] ---
How's it compare to Dad's?
[04:14] ---
It's good!
[04:16] ---
I like the depth of flavor in his coffee,
but I like the fresh taste of yours, too.
[04:22] ---
Will you inherit the café one day?
[04:25] ---
Inherit it? Yeah, I'd like that.
[04:27] ---
Or... take it, maybe?
[04:30] ---
Why reword it to sound so threatening?
[04:34] ---
It won't be happening anytime soon, though.
[04:37] ---
There's so much I still need
to be able to run a business.
[04:41] ---
A driver's license, for one thing.
[04:43] ---
"Chiropractic Clinic"
[04:45] ---
Thank goodness Sakurai was around today.
[04:55] ---
He's always been like that:
surly but accommodating.
[04:59] ---
Don't be afraid to use him.
[05:01] ---
He's not a tool, Hana--
[05:04] ---
Huh?
[05:05] ---
What's wrong?
[05:07] ---
Nothing.
[05:09] ---
What were you two like in high school, anyway?
[05:13] ---
Eh?
[05:14] ---
You were in the swim club together, right?
[05:16] ---
Did you flirt--er,
hang out then like you do now?
[05:19] ---
Oh, we actually started hanging out
a little after we started college.
[05:25] ---
Huh! That's a tad surprising.
[05:29] ---
We only saw each other
for club business in high school.
[05:32] ---
Even the first time we met--
[05:34] ---
Let's see... it was...
[05:36] ---
The swim club?
[05:38] ---
I'm not much of a swimmer...
[05:41] ---
No, no--you'd be a manager!
[05:43] ---
You're not in any club, are you?
We can both join!
[05:46] ---
I know some cute third-years
there from middle school. C'mon!
[05:50] ---
I don't know...
[05:53] ---
Please! I'm too chicken to go alone!
[05:56] ---
What the heck?
[06:00] ---
We have two first-year
managers joining us today.
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Look after them, all right?
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Calm down! Ugh, pathetic!
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As you can see, we're a pretty big bunch.
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It won't be easy, but do your best.
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Okay!
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Uh-huh.
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This third-year manager will show you the ropes.
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Thanks!
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Sure thing.
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Welcome!
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Thanks for having us.
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Let me explain what you'll be doing.
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Mornin'!
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Ah, Sakurai.
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Sorry I'm late. I was cleanin' up.
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We've got two new first-year managers today.
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Yeah? That's somethin'.
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N-Nice to meet y--
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Hey. I'm Sakurai. Second-year.
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I'm gonna go warm up.
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Good luck!
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S-So scary! Those eyes--too fierce!
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We have upperclassmen like that?!
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It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit!
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He's so frightening! Just... yikes!
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Hana?
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So, yeah, that first impression was the pits.
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Huh! His eyes never
really bothered me all that much.
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But as you know, he's a serious,
earnest person at heart.
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Attaboy, Sakurai! That's a new record!
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Thanks!
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These're heavy. I got this.
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Thank you, Sakurai.
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Go for a new record! You can do it, Senpai!
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Aren't you hungry?
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He's just so awkward
and prone to misunderstandings...
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I realized right away
that he wasn't scary at all.
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And so you got friendlier
and friendlier with Sakurai.
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You even started to talk like him.
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Huh?
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Eh? I mean, you haven't
been talking slangy with me.
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Huh?
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Wait, what? Do you only talk
like that when Sakurai's around?
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I-I'll be on my way!
That's enough remin... reminiscin'!
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Oh! I'm sorry! I must have touched a nerve!
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Hadn't you noticed?
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Goodbye! I'll be...
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...seein' ya!
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Did I just dig up a landmine?
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Or the greatest treasure around?
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Either way, I've got to get her to talk!
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I've been thinking:
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What's Senpai like when he's drunk?
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I realized I've never
actually seen him like that.
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Does he cry? Laugh?
Get combative? I can't picture it.
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Hmm... Usually you reveal
whatever you've been holding back.
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Personally, I'd like him
to be a strip-naked drunk!
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That's personal, all right.
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Sakurai can hold his liquor,
so he might not get drunk at all.
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Sak's no lightweight, but he does get drunk.
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He just knows his limits and sticks to them.
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Aha! So one of Senpai's rare
friends has seen him drunk!
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"Rare friends"? Jeez...
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So what was he like?
How much does he have to put away?
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Hey, are you trying to go
after Sak while he's asleep?
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No. I hate that he's seen
my booze-related screw-ups.
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I'm trying to drag him down with me.
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I mean, I think you had it coming...
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C'mon, please! This is the perfect time
for scheming, with Senpai off work!
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I guess you can't cause too much trouble.
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But she could cause some fun.
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Hooray! Thanks a ton!
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We'll need to set up a drinking party.
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What's a good time?
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Given how it went with you last time,
Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
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Oh, no! Hana's mad at me!
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Whatever did you do to make
Hana shut you out, daughter of mine?
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Hey, you're here! Come on in.
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H-Hey there...
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Why'd you want to come over
to drink all of a sudden?
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Don't tell me...
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I-I finished my report, okay?
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Oh, you did? Well, that's good.
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Let's go all-out today!
I'll handle the cooking, see?
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The going-home's the hard part with Sak,
so he rarely drinks when he's out.
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Which means he'll lower
his guard if he's at home.
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Phase 1: check!
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Wow... You really are a great cook, Uzaki.
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Go on, eat up!
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Don't mind if I do.
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Who knew you could make chili shrimp at home?
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Yum! You're a real pro!
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Now that is an exaggeration.
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Put out spicy snacks with
a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
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And then...
SIGN "They Attack in Packs!" "Massive!" "The Original Shark Movie!"
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I rented some DVDs, Senpai. Wanna watch?
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We've got five different killer-shark flicks!
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Ooh!
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Distract him from his drinking
so he won't think about how much he's having.
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Phases 2 and 3: check!
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And since Sak tends to match
or beat whoever he's with,
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if you're drinking,
he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
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Pretend you're drinking... just pretend...
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Here, Senpai. Have some more!
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Thanks!
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Now for the main event, Senpai!
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"Don't drink too much or
make anyone else drink too much"
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When Sak's drunk, he's useless.
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Useless?
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He can hold a conversation of sorts,
but his judgment is way off.
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And he starts looking
really sloppy, too. Sloppy Sak.
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Oho!
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That's pretty useless, all right!
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You seem happy.
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In that state, Sak can't lie--and
forget trying to be cool.
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His mental defenses are zero!
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He's big on minding his limits because
he doesn't want to show that side to anyone.
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You sure do look like
you're feeling no pain, Senpai.
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Cut that out...
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I'd never even dreamed
of this level of vulnerability!
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Uzaki...
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What's up?
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Y'know... thanks... for all your cooking.
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Oh, is that where you're going?
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Though I'd be happier if you could give me
your honest opinions without the alcohol.
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Can't do that... too shy.
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So you've been holding back?
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Well, here's your chance to come out
with allll the stuff you couldn't say before!
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Love...
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...your cooking...
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I stopped by to see how it was going.
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Good thing I told Uzaki
to leave the door unlocked.
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Hey, Sak, you okay?
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Itsuhito? What are you...
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Don't worry about that.
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Look, I laid out your futon. Get in there.
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'Kay...
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You should be under covers, too, Uzaki.
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Sleep easy. I'll lock up.
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Yeah... thanks...
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Sweet dreams.
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Something...
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...is weird about this...
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But what?
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But what?
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Why is she in my futon?
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Why is he in my futon?
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Hmm. I see.
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So neither of you remember
anything about last night.
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Right...
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You didn't have to come in
on your day off, you know.
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I had my suspicions and gave them today off.
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W-Well, why don't you try remembering
things in order, one by one?
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One by one?
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One by one?
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I definitely remember making dinner...
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And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
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A crazed shark slammed
into the hero of the third movie,
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who then got reincarnated into some other world.
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I was like, "He's crazy strong!"
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I think that's all I can remember...
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What kind of movie is that?
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After that... I enjoyed Senpai's
pitiful tipsiness for a while.
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Hey!
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I get the sense it was extremely amusing.
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Hey!
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And when I woke up,
we were in the same futon somehow.
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"Closed"
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Apologies. Could you say that again?
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We're listening closely this time.
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Talk about an obvious bribe!
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You heard me the first time!
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When I woke up, Uzaki was beside me.
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Did they do it?!
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Shinichi!
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We didn't do anything!
I really can't remember at all!
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If you don't remember,
you can't be sure you didn't do anything.
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Right?
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These two really are a pain at times like this.
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W-Well, I was there, and I'm saying
nothing happened! Isn't that enough?
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Two young people and nothing happened?!
That's the problem here!
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You're mad at me?!
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Tell them, Uzaki!
You were up longer than me, right?
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I'm trying to remember...
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It's all so fuzzy. I can't say for sure that I--
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Love...
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Why are you grinning?!
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Was I?
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You don't actually remember
anything from last night, do you?
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Something definitely happened.
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Something good. And yet...
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All we can do is imagine whatever
marvelous event it could have been!
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I should have joined them--even
if I had to force my way in!
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Why is my daughter like this?
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Please let me tag along next time!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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At your place again!
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What for?
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Buy a guest futon, would you?
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How about you go home?
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Hey, how about we do it again today?
Two nights in a row!
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Huh?
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What are you talking about?
Classes start again tomorrow.
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Huh?
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"Huh" nothing.
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Aha. I see. Huh.
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So that means...
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Summer break... is over?
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That's right.
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She's acting like it's the end of the world.
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Did you seriously just realize this?
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Then I guess... I'll just be
sleeping until winter break...
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Is hanging out the only
thing you ever think about?
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Hana! Time to wake up!
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Okay...
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Morning...
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Mom, Hana's looking even more dopey than usual.
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Shut it, Kiri.
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Here.
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Strong coffee for
your first day back at college.
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Perk up a little, would you?
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Yeah...
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Some college student.
What an aggravating big sis.
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See you later.
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"Super Huge"
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Huh?
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Good morning, Senpai!
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Oh, Uzaki. Morning.
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You actually came to campus.
I was sure you'd whine and moan about it again.
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Who do you think I am?
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Although I'm still feeling about
90 percent of that end-of-summer shock.
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You're not over it at all!
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We didn't hang out nearly enough!
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If it were always summer,
I could hang out with you so much more.
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Don't be stupid.
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Harsh!
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Senpai! You need to
consider a woman's feelings--
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It doesn't have to be summer.
We can hang out whenever.
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We'll always be together.
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Huh? What is it, Uzaki?
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Wait! No--no, wait!
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What I meant was that we still have
plenty of time before we graduate!
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Not... whatever you were thinking!
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Oh? And whatever was I thinking, hmm?
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Damn you...
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If you want to hang out with me so badly,
I guess I'll have to oblige!
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You can thank me now, Senpai!
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Argh! You know what you are?
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Annoying as hell!
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"Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
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C'mon, Senpai--let's go hang out!