Season 1

E1 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!

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[00:39] ---
    Now there's a sight
    that makes it feel like spring.
[00:42] ---
    "Shinichi Sakurai, 19 - College Sophomore"
[00:48] ---
    Sakurai-senpai!
[00:51] ---
    Huh?
[01:04] ---
    Uzaki... right?
[01:13] ---
    Hana Uzaki! I'll be your junior again here.
[01:15] ---
    "Hana Uzaki, 18 - College Freshman"
[01:17] ---
    Here's to a great year!
[01:28] ---
    Huh? You don't swim here in college?
[01:31] ---
    Nope. They don't even have a swim club.
[01:35] ---
    And you worked so hard at it in high school...
[01:38] ---
    Ah, there's plenty of stuff to do in college.
[01:42] ---
    Senpai...
[01:44] ---
    Y-Yep, there sure is.
[01:47] ---
    Or so I thought.
[01:49] ---
    "Spring"
[01:51] ---
    Oh, Senpai!
[01:55] ---
    What the...
[01:57] ---
    "Summer"
[02:01] ---
    What in the...
[02:02] ---
    "Autumn"
[02:06] ---
    What in the what?
[02:07] ---
    "Winter"
[02:10] ---
    What in the what?!
[02:13] ---
    "Spring"
[02:14] ---
    "Again" "Spring"
[02:20] ---
    I kinda thought this year
    would turn out like that...
[02:29] ---
    "Shinichi Sakurai, 20 - College Junior"
[02:31] ---
    Senpai!
[02:35] ---
    Whoops! Overshot you!
[02:42] ---
    Uzaki... right?
[02:45] ---
    All alone again today, huh?
    I guess I'll have to hang out with you!
[02:47] ---
    "Hana Uzaki, 19 - College Sophomore"
[02:50] ---
    Your college loner lifestyle ends today!
[03:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:24] ---
    "Episode 1: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[04:29] ---
    What's for lunch?
[04:30] ---
    Mmm... the dining hall, I guess.
SIGN    "Lecture Overview" "New Location" "Canceled"
[04:33] ---
    Hey, can we come, too?
[04:36] ---
    Canceled, huh? Now my afternoon is wide open.
[04:41] ---
    Senpai!
[04:44] ---
    No work today, either. What to do...
[04:49] ---
    Eek!
[04:50] ---
    That glare!
[04:52] ---
    S-Scary...
[04:53] ---
    "Super Huge"
[04:53] ---
    Senpai!
[04:57] ---
    Maybe I'll just bum around on my own for once.
[05:00] ---
    Can't get any quiet time once she horns on in.
[05:03] ---
    Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
[05:07] ---
    It's like I always tell you:
    quit yelling so lou--
[05:13] ---
    I kept calling you,
    but you just weren't hearing me!
[05:16] ---
    So! Where ya headed, Senpai?
[05:18] ---
    What the hell are you doing, Uzaki, you idiot?!
[05:21] ---
    Oh, going out for lunch today?
[05:24] ---
    Aw, too bad. My friends and I already ate.
[05:28] ---
    But if you insist, I could watch you eat.
[05:32] ---
    I've got no classes this afternoon.
    I'm just going for a stroll.
[05:37] ---
    Later.
[05:44] ---
    Uzaki... why are you following me?
[05:48] ---
    Yikes, that face!
[05:50] ---
    As it turns out,
    I'm suddenly free this afternoon, too.
[05:55] ---
    Given half the chance,
    I know you'll do the old loner thing.
[05:58] ---
    And two has gotta be way more fun than one!
[06:01] ---
    Mind your own business.
[06:03] ---
    Besides, I've told you a million times
    that I find quiet time alone more relaxing.
[06:08] ---
    Here we go again. Being a loner is no fun!
[06:11] ---
    Stop calling me that.
[06:12] ---
    That's right: you're not
    a loner--'cause I'm with you!
[06:16] ---
    Quit tagging along, you damn pest!
[06:21] ---
    Feeling self-conscious?
[06:21] ---
    I am not!
[06:24] ---
    So where are we going?
[06:26] ---
    Not telling.
[06:27] ---
    Karaoke? Bowling?
[06:28] ---
    Not telling.
[06:29] ---
    Aw, tell me!
[06:31] ---
    No.
[06:32] ---
    Ugh! Why are you being so cold today?
[06:36] ---
    It's my mood.
[06:37] ---
    Your mood?!
[06:40] ---
    What's the deal? You hung out with me before!
[06:44] ---
    Huh?
[06:45] ---
    Treating me according to your moods...
[06:47] ---
    Isn't it sooo convenient that you get
    with me only when you feel like it?!
[06:53] ---
    Watch your phrasing when there's people around!
[06:57] ---
    Enemy of womankind.
[06:58] ---
    Utter trash.
[06:59] ---
    Scum.
[07:05] ---
    Okay, fine! Come along, then!
[07:07] ---
    Hooray!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, once we're done, let's get some food, huh?
[07:16] ---
    I'll gladly go with you to dinner!
[07:19] ---
    I'm not paying.
[07:20] ---
    Aw, cheapskate.
[07:22] ---
    Are you trying to sponge off me?
[07:27] ---
    Wait, were you going to see
    a movie by yourself today?
[07:31] ---
    Huh? That's right.
[07:36] ---
    Solo movies!
[07:38] ---
    What's so funny?
[07:39] ---
    Solo movies!
[07:42] ---
    That's a prime loner move, right up there
    with solo BBQ and solo sushi-go-round!
[07:50] ---
    Shut up for once, would you?
[07:52] ---
    You're going to make enemies
    in all sorts of places.
[07:55] ---
    At least talk a little more quietly!
[07:57] ---
    Listen, this is the "people are people" era.
[08:01] ---
    We all want to find time in our busy days
    to see the movies we want the way we want.
[08:05] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:06] ---
    Shouldn't we all spend
    our leisure time however we please?
[08:10] ---
    Don't laugh at other people's hobbies
    judged by your standards.
[08:13] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[08:14] ---
    Plenty of people watch movies as a hobby.
    They don't declare when and with whom.
[08:21] ---
    That's how it is.
[08:22] ---
    I see.
[08:25] ---
    Spoken like a true loner!
[08:27] ---
    Can I wallop her--just once?
[08:30] ---
    Anyone can go to the movies
    alone whenever they feel like it.
[08:34] ---
    The scheduling alone is a hassle
    with more people in the mix.
[08:38] ---
    I see.
[08:40] ---
    But you can't loudly talk spoilers with
    your friends afterward when you go alone!
[08:45] ---
    That's like one of the worst possible
    things you can do as a human being!
[08:51] ---
    It's okay. I get it.
[08:54] ---
    You're determined to soldier
    on alone despite your loneliness.
[08:59] ---
    Don't give me that affectionate look!
[09:02] ---
    Honestly. I knew I shouldn't have brought you.
[09:05] ---
    I was planning to follow you
    all sneaky-like anyway.
[09:11] ---
    What's your deal? Is that your idea of fun?
[09:15] ---
    Huh?
[09:17] ---
    It'd be funny if I spotted you going
    into some weird store or something!
[09:22] ---
    I know I'd laugh myself silly
    if I saw you buying dirty DVDs!
[09:28] ---
    Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
[09:30] ---
    "Pulling the nose upward is fairly painful"
[09:31] ---
    Senpai, I--Senpai--Senpai! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!
[09:34] ---
    College students are adults!
[09:37] ---
    No mocking people's hobbies
    or digging into their private lives!
[09:41] ---
    Sorry! I'm sorry!
[09:43] ---
    Sheesh.
[09:44] ---
    I haven't even been able to pick
    a movie with you all up in my business.
[09:50] ---
    You came without a movie in mind?
[09:53] ---
    It was a last-minute thing.
[09:55] ---
    Besides, choosing at the theater
    is one of the thrills of solo movies.
[10:01] ---
    Oh, is it, now?
[10:14] ---
    Uzaki.
[10:15] ---
    Yes?
[10:16] ---
    If there's something you want to see, I'll pay.
[10:18] ---
    Huh? Really? What about your solo movie?
[10:21] ---
    It's not like I have to go solo.
[10:24] ---
    And with you here,
    I can watch something different.
[10:28] ---
    I figure my points will cover the two of us.
[10:31] ---
    Seriously?! Well, if you say
    so--I'll let you treat me! Thanks!
[10:36] ---
    Let's see...
[10:38] ---
    This one! What a bargain:
    heroes as far as the eye can see!
[10:43] ---
    Ooh, that's a great one. I saw it once,
    but I was thinking about seeing it again.
[10:48] ---
    Huh!
[10:51] ---
    Two college students, please.
    I'll use my points.
[10:54] ---
    Certainly. One moment.
[10:57] ---
    She has her moments,
    but she's still so smackable.
[11:01] ---
    She seems happy.
    I guess I can do this much for her.
[11:08] ---
    By the way, Senpai...
[11:12] ---
    You've seen enough solo movies
    to pay for someone else's ticket!
[11:16] ---
    That's a turn-off, all right!
[11:20] ---
    You would say that after I've paid, dammit!
[11:24] ---
    You're, like, a pro-level loner!
[11:27] ---
    Huh? Uh, wait--Senpai?
[11:28] ---
    Kidding! Sorry! I'm sorry! Yow! Stop! Stop!
[11:31] ---
    Will that couple ever shut up?!
[11:38] ---
    That was great!
[11:40] ---
    Yeah. A good film's always worth a rewatch.
[11:43] ---
    All those points you banked
    by going to the movies alone--gone!
[11:47] ---
    That's your standard for "great"?!
[11:49] ---
    So much for being nice.
[11:52] ---
    Hey, can we stop by the electronics store?
    I need new earbuds.
[11:57] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[12:00] ---
    See, it's that kind of thing.
[12:02] ---
    Huh?
[12:07] ---
    What is it about this shop that makes me think,
[12:10] ---
    "Since I'm here, I should buy something"?
[12:13] ---
    Hey, nice.
[12:15] ---
    Senpai!
[12:17] ---
    Yeah?
[12:18] ---
    Over here! This way!
[12:22] ---
    What about your earbuds?
[12:23] ---
    C'mon, the next seat's open!
[12:26] ---
    Will you listen?
[12:29] ---
    Ah, might not be so bad after a movie.
[12:31] ---
    That's right! It's great. It works!
[12:36] ---
    Oh, this is nice. Real nice.
[12:38] ---
    Right?
[12:40] ---
    Though with me, it's always
    my shoulders more than my back.
[12:43] ---
    "LO"
[12:43] ---
    Shoulders?
[12:43] ---
    "HI"
[12:46] ---
    Wha--where did that come from?
[12:48] ---
    "She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[12:48] ---
    Oh, sorry... I can't help
    but make noise during a massage...
[12:54] ---
    My, uh, my shoulders have always been tight--
[12:58] ---
    Well, um... i-if you keep on doing that...
[13:02] ---
    "She's just sitting in a massage chair"
[13:04] ---
    I would buy this in a second
    if I had the money...
[13:07] ---
    It... It just... It feels sooo good...
[13:10] ---
    "Seriously, she's just sitting
    in a massage chair"
[13:15] ---
    "Look, she really is just
    sitting in a massage chair"
[13:18] ---
    Let's go, shall we?!
[13:21] ---
    That wasn't even five minutes!
[13:24] ---
    Shut up! Save... Save that for home!
[13:28] ---
    Save what?
[13:31] ---
    Jeez, this dummy... making all
    those weird noises in a public place...
[13:35] ---
    Hey, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
    What now?
[13:38] ---
    Ten minutes of standing on this,
    and it's like getting a full workout!
[13:46] ---
    Well? You try!
[13:53] ---
    Oh, my God! You're such an idiot!
[13:57] ---
    "Innocent"
[13:59] ---
    Whoa! Check it out!
[14:02] ---
    What is it this time?
[14:04] ---
    "VR Experience Booth"
[14:04] ---
    Look: it's VR! VR!
[14:07] ---
    Huh! So this is virtual reality...
[14:09] ---
    Would you like to try?
[14:11] ---
    Yes! I sure would!
[14:21] ---
    My view goes with me when I turn!
    VR is amazing! This is really cool, Senpai!
[14:27] ---
    Okay, okay. Just keep your voice down.
[14:31] ---
    My weapon! No! Not this one!
    Ammo! I'm outta ammo!
[14:34] ---
    Hey, is there anyone behind you?
[14:36] ---
    Huh? Behind me?!
[14:38] ---
    Here they come! Look at 'em all!
[14:42] ---
    Your reactions are the best.
[14:44] ---
    They should put you in a commer--
[14:51] ---
    They got me! Wow, VR is awesome!
[14:54] ---
    Er, are you all right?
[14:56] ---
    I'm fine.
[15:00] ---
    What is it, Senpai?
[15:02] ---
    Um, would your boyfriend like a turn?
[15:05] ---
    I'm not her boyfriend.
[15:07] ---
    But... okay.
[15:11] ---
    Something not so dangerous.
[15:17] ---
    These ocean graphics are something else!
[15:20] ---
    Hey, you look like a regular person with
    those goggles. They hide your bad-guy face!
[15:25] ---
    Shut it, dimwit.
[15:27] ---
    Whoa! That's huge! A giant shark!
[15:29] ---
    Wait, is it coming this way?
[15:31] ---
    Huh? Is it?!
[15:33] ---
    I-It's biting me! It's totally biting me! Yow!
[15:38] ---
    You're way too scared!
[15:39] ---
    You're one to talk!
[15:42] ---
    Let me go! Hey!
[15:43] ---
    I'm gonna get this disgraceful display
    on video and tease you about it later!
[15:49] ---
    Uh, miss? Don't get too close to the player...
[15:52] ---
    Just so huge!
[15:54] ---
    Hmm? What's this?
[15:56] ---
    A jellyfish? Octopus? Sunfish?!
[15:58] ---
    It's so big. And soft! And kind of frightening!
[16:05] ---
    I never thought much of VR, but it's amazing!
[16:08] ---
    So powerful--and it even reproduces touch!
[16:11] ---
    Are you all right?
[16:12] ---
    Yeah, it's okay. I'm fine.
[16:26] ---
    You said that VR made you want
    to do something physical--
[16:30] ---
    now you're swinging that bat all excited
    and racking up a pile of strikes!
[16:33] ---
    Focus!
[16:34] ---
    Will you shut up?
[16:36] ---
    Here comes the next one! You can do it!
    Knock it out of the park! Home run!
[16:40] ---
    That's enough out of--
[16:44] ---
    That so didn't fly straight!
[16:48] ---
    Dammit.
[16:49] ---
    You said you did this before.
    You totally didn't!
[16:53] ---
    You really tick me off, dammit.
[16:55] ---
    I played for one year in junior high.
[16:58] ---
    Ooh! I wanna try, too!
[17:01] ---
    Here's my card. There's still some on there.
[17:03] ---
    Thanks!
[17:06] ---
    Don't stand too close or the ball will hit you.
[17:09] ---
    Got it!
[17:10] ---
    If I hit a home run, dinner's on you!
[17:12] ---
    Eyes forward! You want to get hurt?
[17:14] ---
    Okay... plant the feet...
[17:18] ---
    Swivel the hips...
[17:22] ---
    Like the real deal.
[17:25] ---
    Huh? Wait--did--
[17:30] ---
    Did you stretch?
[17:33] ---
    Oh.
[17:40] ---
    It... It hurts...
[17:40] ---
    Are you nuts,
    whipping out a full swing like that?!
[17:45] ---
    Lay down this instant!
[17:47] ---
    I heard a pop...
[17:48] ---
    Yeah, I'll say!
[17:50] ---
    I copied you... and look where it got me...
[17:55] ---
    A novice can't just start
    putting their hips into a swing!
[17:58] ---
    Of course you're gonna hurt yourself, dummy!
[18:00] ---
    This pain is all your fault...
[18:04] ---
    How so?!
[18:07] ---
    Just go home and get some sleep.
    And see a doctor tomorrow.
[18:11] ---
    A doctor, you say?
[18:15] ---
    Let's get dinner!
[18:16] ---
    Do you ever give up?!
[18:19] ---
    "Taneda Ramen"
[18:21] ---
    Let's eat!
[18:23] ---
    You can walk fine on your own,
    so it's probably nothing serious.
[18:29] ---
    If it still hurts tomorrow, see a doctor.
[18:32] ---
    And you really should head
    home now and go to sleep.
[18:35] ---
    I'll be fine.
[18:38] ---
    Yummy yum yum.
[18:39] ---
    You don't get a lot of exercise, do you?
[18:42] ---
    That injury is proof
    you haven't been very active.
[18:46] ---
    What did you expect? I'm just starting out!
[18:49] ---
    Beginners need to warm up, at least.
    Back injuries are a big deal.
[18:56] ---
    Fine.
[18:58] ---
    You realize that would never have happened
[19:00] ---
    if you hadn't elbowed
    your way into tagging alo--
[19:02] ---
    Huh? My chicken...
[19:06] ---
    Hey.
[19:07] ---
    Why are you eating it?
[19:09] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] ---
    Did you eat them all?!
[19:13] ---
    Eh?
[19:15] ---
    W-We're not sharing?
[19:17] ---
    We are not, you idiot! And how is
    it sharing when you eat them all?!
[19:25] ---
    Keep it!
[19:29] ---
    Temper, temper! Your poor girlfriend!
[19:32] ---
    She's not my girlfriend...
[19:34] ---
    Another order of chicken, please.
[19:37] ---
    Coming right up!
[19:38] ---
    Your chicken's so good,
    my chopsticks just kept going!
[19:44] ---
    Good one, miss!
[19:45] ---
    Talk about a sunny personality.
[19:48] ---
    Here you go--on the house. Eat up!
[19:51] ---
    Wow! Are you sure?
[19:52] ---
    Oh, no, we couldn't!
[19:55] ---
    Go on--it's fine!
[20:00] ---
    Delish!
[20:01] ---
    Honestly.
[20:04] ---
    It's rude not to accept this kindness, Senpai!
[20:08] ---
    Oh, uh... I guess you're right.
[20:11] ---
    Okay, don't mind if I--
[20:15] ---
    Why do you eat everything?!
[20:18] ---
    Sorry! I didn't mean to!
[20:20] ---
    Here's your chicken.
[20:26] ---
    Again?!
[20:38] ---
    Senpai!
[20:40] ---
    Good morning!
[20:42] ---
    Hey.
[20:44] ---
    I had fun yesterday!
[20:46] ---
    What? All you did was hurt your back.
[20:49] ---
    Huh? C'mon, it was fun going for
    a whole day without being a loner, right?
[20:54] ---
    I made it clear from the very beginning
    that I intended to spend the day alone.
[20:59] ---
    Oh, look at you, pretending you're not happy.
[21:01] ---
    Watch it.
[21:03] ---
    I've never been to a batting cage with
    my girlfriends before, either. That was new!
[21:09] ---
    Teach me how to swing, okay?
    Next time I wanna really send it flying!
[21:14] ---
    Hey, how 'bout we go again today?
[21:16] ---
    I have work.
[21:18] ---
    Aw. Next time, then!
[21:22] ---
    "Next time," huh?
[21:25] ---
    This idiot really doesn't let a
    little pain get in the way of having fun.
[21:31] ---
    I don't know when she got like this...
[21:38] ---
    Like this? Or like this?
[21:41] ---
    Well, I won't be bored.
    I can put up with her a little, I guess.
[21:46] ---
    Yeah, next time.
[21:48] ---
    Uh, Senpai?
[21:50] ---
    Hmm?
[21:51] ---
    After that thing we did yesterday?
    My back still hurts!
[21:55] ---
    It's all your fault, you know.
[21:57] ---
    Phrasing!
[21:59] ---
    It even hurts to walk!
    Carry me! C'mon--it's your fault!
[22:05] ---
    Shut up!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
[23:39] ---
    

E2 - The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!

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[00:08] ---
    Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[00:11] ---
    Not-too-bright lighting.
[00:15] ---
    And the calming aroma of coffee.
[00:19] ---
    Providing a space where
    customers can feel at ease:
[00:23] ---
    That's been my business policy
    ever since this place opened.
[00:28] ---
    A customer's coming up to pay, Sakurai.
[00:32] ---
    Would you mind?
[00:38] ---
    Wow. You picked up on that so quickly.
[00:42] ---
    Mmm. Once you've been doing this
    for ten years, you'll see it, too.
[00:48] ---
    Sakurai started working here last year.
    He's pretty good.
[00:51] ---
    Thank you very much.
[00:54] ---
    His face may look a little scary,
    but he's attentive.
[00:58] ---
    Sakurai understands my business policy here,
[01:01] ---
    and whatever may happen,
    he handles it with poise.
[01:06] ---
    Never, ever making a fuss or--
[01:11] ---
    Senpai!
[01:13] ---
    I've never heard Sakurai shout like that.
[01:17] ---
    So this is where you work!
    It's super close to school, huh?
[01:22] ---
    Niiice!
[01:24] ---
    A close friend, perhaps?
[01:26] ---
    Why didn't you tell me?
[01:28] ---
    I was just on my way back from
    my friend's place--she lives near campus--
[01:31] ---
    when I got hungry and figured
    I could go for a little something, so--
[01:34] ---
    Get out!
[01:35] ---
    What?!
[01:38] ---
    Or maybe an enemy.
[01:48] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:11] ---
    "Episode 2: The Café Owner Wants a Glimpse!"
[03:14] ---
    This may be where I work part-time,
[03:16] ---
    but it's also a place to relax. So leave!
[03:19] ---
    Hey, what gives?
[03:21] ---
    Let me relax, too! I'm hungry!
[03:25] ---
    There are other places to eat.
[03:27] ---
    Wow, how cold can you get?
[03:28] ---
    Come on, let me eat, will ya?!
[03:31] ---
    You clash with the vibe here.
[03:33] ---
    Huh?
[03:34] ---
    That's awful! This is discrimination!
[03:36] ---
    No wonder you're such a loner.
[03:39] ---
    That has nothing to do with it!
[03:41] ---
    Mmm... I seem to have missed
    my window for standing up.
[03:45] ---
    Oh! Are you the owner?
[03:48] ---
    I'm Hana Uzaki!
    Senpai here is always such a big help!
[03:51] ---
    Who even are you to me?
[03:53] ---
    Whatcha doing?
[03:55] ---
    Oh, uh, just checking our stock.
[03:59] ---
    I see... So he's your senior.
[04:05] ---
    Then you're in elem--er, middle school?
[04:08] ---
    I'm in college!
[04:10] ---
    We go to the same college--
    she's in the year after me.
[04:12] ---
    You were totally going to say
    "elementary school" just now, weren't you?!
[04:17] ---
    Because you're so short.
[04:19] ---
    Shut up! Just shut your mouth!
[04:22] ---
    I... I was wrong?
[04:25] ---
    It looks like he's in shock.
[04:28] ---
    He's not usually like this...
[04:31] ---
    All these years I've spent in the
    café business, refining my eye for people...
[04:37] ---
    ...and I was wrong?!
[04:41] ---
    Oh!
[04:43] ---
    In college... You're an adult.
[04:46] ---
    Huh? Yeah, that's right. I'm an adult.
[04:48] ---
    My impression of the owner sure has changed
    drastically over these last few minutes.
[04:56] ---
    I'm sure this spot will do.
[04:59] ---
    Go on, sit.
[05:05] ---
    What do you want?
[05:06] ---
    Hey, Senpai, where'd this attitude come from?
[05:11] ---
    What?
[05:12] ---
    I'm a customer now, you know. A customer!
[05:16] ---
    I find it hard to believe this
    is how you always act at work.
[05:20] ---
    Do you even know how to wait on people properly?
[05:24] ---
    Wait on people properly? What, people like you?
[05:29] ---
    'Scuse me, sir!
    This employee has a bad attitude!
[05:33] ---
    You oughta give him a pay cut!
[05:35] ---
    Shut up! If you're not going to order, leave!
[05:40] ---
    These two are funny!
    I think I'll watch them for a while.
[05:44] ---
    You've gotta take your work seriously
    no matter who you're serving.
[05:50] ---
    That's called being a pro!
[05:52] ---
    Sure, but if I did take it seriously,
    you'd just make fun of me!
[05:55] ---
    No, I wouldn't!
[06:00] ---
    To be honest, it's embarrassing
    when people I know see me working.
[06:05] ---
    But it's so close to campus.
    Haven't any of your other friends come here?
[06:10] ---
    Did you give them the same attitude?
[06:13] ---
    Oh!
[06:14] ---
    Silly. The only one
    who gets this attitude is you.
[06:18] ---
    You're special.
[06:22] ---
    Got it? Then drink a soda
    or something and get lost, dumdum.
[06:25] ---
    See, badmouthing me with that
    posed expression really ticks me off!
[06:30] ---
    Now, now, Sakurai. Since she's here and all,
    show her what you can do.
[06:34] ---
    He's always so great with customers.
[06:37] ---
    Okay.
[06:38] ---
    That's right!
[06:39] ---
    I'd like to order one serving
    of excellent customer service!
[06:43] ---
    Now start over,
    beginning with the glass of water!
[06:46] ---
    She is infuriating.
[07:02] ---
    May I have your order, please?
[07:06] ---
    Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
[07:08] ---
    That villainous mug? Gone without a trace?
[07:15] ---
    This is too much, Senpai!
[07:17] ---
    You know how easy it is to laugh
    when you're not supposed to!
[07:20] ---
    Ugh! I knew this would happen, dammit!
[07:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I won't laugh anymore!
[07:26] ---
    Please let me eat something!
[07:27] ---
    Can it!
[07:29] ---
    You can call it a day, Sakurai.
[07:32] ---
    It's getting dark. Walk her home.
[07:35] ---
    You're laughing, too, aren't you?!
    You are definitely laughing!
[07:41] ---
    Thanks for today.
[07:44] ---
    I'm positively starving. Let's stop somewhere!
[07:48] ---
    Go straight home and eat there.
[07:51] ---
    Aw! Then at least let me order
    something at the café next time.
[07:56] ---
    Sure. Come by again when I'm not there.
[07:59] ---
    What?! I promise I won't laugh next time!
[08:03] ---
    Even when I see your smile--
[08:07] ---
    Why, you...
[08:08] ---
    That's a nice café, though.
[08:12] ---
    Yeah.
[08:13] ---
    Quiet, just stylish enough...
[08:17] ---
    Uh-huh. It really is a nice place.
[08:21] ---
    I like the feel of it, the atmosphere.
[08:24] ---
    Hey, I know!
[08:27] ---
    Maybe I'll get a part-time job there, too!
[08:30] ---
    You know--with you!
[08:32] ---
    Sure.
[08:33] ---
    Wouldn't that be a blast?
[08:36] ---
    Mmm-hmm.
[08:40] ---
    Stop that.
[08:41] ---
    Stop what?
[08:50] ---
    Why do I crack open brand-new
    games in the middle of the night?
[09:11] ---
    A little senpai-teasing
    will get me through the day!
[09:16] ---
    Huh?
[09:17] ---
    Ow! Ow, ow! Whoa! I just wanted to pet you...
[09:22] ---
    Aren't you energetic, you little--
[09:25] ---
    Ow! Hey, that hurts!
[09:28] ---
    C'mon, now--
[09:31] ---
    Hey!
[09:31] ---
    Gross.
[09:32] ---
    What are you doing so early
    in the morning, Senpai?
[09:35] ---
    That's creepy.
[09:37] ---
    Oh, Uzaki.
[09:39] ---
    I found this stray cat. It's not running away,
    so I thought I could pet it.
[09:44] ---
    Huh! Must be used to people.
[09:47] ---
    It won't let me pet it,
    though--it keeps scratching me.
[09:52] ---
    Then what are you so happy about?
[09:54] ---
    I mean... it's cute.
[09:57] ---
    Gross.
[09:59] ---
    Well, be that as it may... I'd say you're
    a rank beginner when it comes to animals.
[10:04] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[10:07] ---
    Bring your hand up from under.
[10:10] ---
    Cats are afraid of bigger beasties
    reaching their hands down from overhead.
[10:16] ---
    True enough.
[10:18] ---
    Try bringing your hand up
    from below and waiting.
[10:21] ---
    There you go. Good kitty. Good kitty.
[10:24] ---
    Whoa!
[10:26] ---
    See? It's easy when they're used to people.
[10:30] ---
    Nice...
[10:32] ---
    It might belong to a family in the neighborhood
    or maybe someone's just feeding it.
[10:38] ---
    You sure know a lot about cats.
[10:40] ---
    We have cats at home. Two of them!
[10:43] ---
    Wow, really?
[10:45] ---
    Want to come by and meet them?
[10:49] ---
    Mmm...
[10:50] ---
    I'd like to pet those cats,
    but a guy going to a girl's house alone?
[10:58] ---
    Oh!
[11:03] ---
    It ran away.
[11:05] ---
    The sound of those brakes must have spooked it.
    Cats hate high-pitched noises.
[11:11] ---
    It probably lives around
    here--you'll see it again.
[11:15] ---
    Okay, Senpai, let's get to class!
[11:18] ---
    Whoa!
[11:20] ---
    I wanted to pet it... just once...
[11:23] ---
    You're really bummed out!
[11:25] ---
    Nah. I'm fine.
[11:27] ---
    I love dogs and cats both,
[11:30] ---
    but pets aren't allowed at
    my parents' place or where I live now.
[11:33] ---
    I haven't touched many cats...
[11:38] ---
    Then I'm gonna go catch that one!
[11:40] ---
    Huh?
[11:42] ---
    It can't have gone far--and it's so
    tame around humans, this might just work!
[11:46] ---
    You don't have to do that! Hey!
[11:48] ---
    If I strike out, we'll visit
    a cat café one of these days!
[11:51] ---
    Seriously?!
[11:56] ---
    There you are!
[11:58] ---
    Hi-yah!
[12:00] ---
    Wait up, kitty cat!
[12:08] ---
    What happened?!
[12:09] ---
    Senpai! Bad news! Help!
[12:12] ---
    What the hell?
[12:17] ---
    Huh?!
[12:19] ---
    Hey!
[12:21] ---
    I'm stuck...
[12:23] ---
    Put that ass away!
[12:25] ---
    Yee owch!
[12:27] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[12:28] ---
    S-Sorry! I-It just... slipped out...
[12:31] ---
    So you hit me?
[12:33] ---
    I saw your pa... pan... your underwear.
    I was trying to fix your skirt.
[12:37] ---
    What?!
[12:38] ---
    W-Well... okay.
[12:40] ---
    He saw my undies? Wait: he touched my butt!
[12:44] ---
    Whatever. I'll interrogate him later.
[12:47] ---
    Look, could you pull me
    from behind? Grab my hips.
[12:53] ---
    Got it.
[12:57] ---
    Wow, her hips are so slim...
[13:02] ---
    Whoa! Stop! Stop!
[13:04] ---
    Huh?
[13:05] ---
    Uh-oh. My clothes are caught!
[13:07] ---
    At this rate, there's a pretty
    high chance my boobs'll pop out!
[13:10] ---
    D-Don't say "boobs"!
[13:13] ---
    First get me away from what I'm caught on,
[13:15] ---
    then pull a little at a time so nothing tears!
[13:18] ---
    I'm counting on you! I just bought this outfit!
[13:20] ---
    Jeez, you're so demanding!
[13:22] ---
    Are you pulling out, Senpai? Hurry!
[13:26] ---
    Almost... there... just behave, will you?
[13:33] ---
    Eh? Huh? Whoa!
[13:35] ---
    You've got the wrong idea!
[13:37] ---
    Aren't you done yet?
[13:43] ---
    For a second there,
    I didn't know what would happen!
[13:46] ---
    Thanks, Senpai!
[13:48] ---
    We can forget about that whole butt thing.
[13:51] ---
    C'mon, let's get to class!
[13:54] ---
    I just want to go home.
[13:56] ---
    Then how about a cat café?
[14:01] ---
    Maybe next time.
[14:10] ---
    Eating in the dining hall today, Senpai?
[14:13] ---
    Uzaki...
[14:15] ---
    Hmm? What's up?
[14:17] ---
    It's hard to look her in the eye
    after what happened earlier.
[14:21] ---
    Aha!
[14:22] ---
    Are you embarrassed to be eating alone?
[14:25] ---
    What?
[14:26] ---
    Too bad. I'm eating with my friend today,
    so I can't keep you company.
[14:31] ---
    I know you're lonely, but please don't cry.
[14:34] ---
    Oh, shut up! I'm eating with a friend!
[14:39] ---
    Eh? Huh?!
[14:41] ---
    What? Look, you're spilling that like crazy.
[14:44] ---
    You mean you have a friend?!
[14:46] ---
    That is outstandingly rude!
[14:48] ---
    Oh, man--what now?
    I'd better say hi to your friend, huh?
[14:53] ---
    Who are you, my mother?
[14:55] ---
    Get lost!
[14:57] ---
    Idiot.
[15:05] ---
    Huh?
[15:12] ---
    What is that dummy doing?
[15:18] ---
    What are you lookin' at?
[15:20] ---
    "Are"
[15:23] ---
    "You"
[15:26] ---
    "Okay"
[15:29] ---
    "Over There?"
[15:34] ---
    Seriously, what the hell is that idiot doing?
[15:37] ---
    I just don't get it.
[15:42] ---
    "Ozaki (Idiot)" "Just now"
    "You okay? Not being left out?"
[15:45] ---
    What is she worried about?
[15:49] ---
    "You worry too much.
    Put your phone away at meals. It's bad manners."
[15:54] ---
    "Fussing about table manners--you
    are such an old man, lolololol"
[16:01] ---
    "So, hey, I'm not the only person
    you talk to at college, huh?"
[16:06] ---
    "Just who do you think I am?"
[16:10] ---
    "A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
    "Just who do you think I am?"
    "A gloomy villain-faced loner"
[16:13] ---
    "I'm gonna smack you"
[16:15] ---
    "Quit staring at me and eat!"
[16:17] ---
    "But I'm worried about you"
[16:19] ---
    "Don't be!!"
[16:22] ---
    "And no weird stickers!!"
[16:25] ---
    "Now my food's cold,
    and it's all your fault, idiot!!"
[16:29] ---
    Your noodles are getting soggy, Hana.
[16:35] ---
    You shouldn't use your phone at mealtimes.
[16:38] ---
    Uh-huh.
[16:41] ---
    Thank you very much. Come again.
[16:46] ---
    How about a drink after you tidy up, Sakurai?
[16:50] ---
    Oh, thank you! I'd like that.
[16:54] ---
    You're about halfway through college life, eh?
[16:57] ---
    How are you doing on credits?
[16:59] ---
    They're... They're coming along.
[17:00] ---
    My daughter took all kinds of credits.
    Now she just dawdles around every day.
[17:06] ---
    It's better that way. I'm jealous!
[17:10] ---
    Well, it's much better
    than regretting it down the road.
[17:17] ---
    This place is great, all right.
[17:20] ---
    Slow jazz at a moderate volume.
[17:23] ---
    The calming aroma of coffee.
[17:27] ---
    It's almost like time flows more slowly here,
[17:30] ---
    in this place where you can feel at ease.
[17:33] ---
    Senpai!
[17:36] ---
    Hi!
[17:37] ---
    Not you again!
    I told you not to come when I'm here!
[17:40] ---
    Aw, don't be so cold!
[17:43] ---
    Besides, what's the point if you're not here?
[17:46] ---
    I couldn't wait a minute more to see you!
[17:50] ---
    Uh--I--what? What are you talking about?!
[17:54] ---
    I have to resubmit my report--
[17:56] ---
    please help me!
[17:58] ---
    Huh?
[18:00] ---
    Oh... a report, huh?
[18:03] ---
    You always were good at writing...
[18:08] ---
    No can do.
[18:09] ---
    What? Why?!
[18:10] ---
    Can't you tell? I'm working.
[18:13] ---
    I'll wait!
[18:14] ---
    Use that time to do it yourself!
[18:16] ---
    I don't think I can do it on my own!
[18:19] ---
    And you got into college, huh?
[18:21] ---
    C'mon, please help me!
[18:23] ---
    Look here, you...
[18:24] ---
    Now, now, Sakurai--
[18:28] ---
    Your junior is counting on you.
    Why, that's adorable!
[18:31] ---
    We're done here--feel free to
    stick around and work on that report.
[18:35] ---
    Huh?
[18:35] ---
    Really?!
[18:37] ---
    We don't have any customers right now.
[18:41] ---
    It's fun watching the back-and-forth
    between these two.
[18:53] ---
    A little something for my
    best employee's junior. On the house.
[18:59] ---
    You really don't have to do that.
[19:02] ---
    Hooray! You're so generous, sir!
[19:05] ---
    First the report, then eat.
[19:08] ---
    Wow. Strict.
[19:10] ---
    You're almost done!
[19:12] ---
    See, this is weird, too.
[19:13] ---
    "I think"
[19:14] ---
    "I think" is something
    you'd say in grade school.
[19:18] ---
    Change it to "It's thought"
    or "It's considered."
[19:24] ---
    You're in college.
    Quit writing childish sentences.
[19:27] ---
    Now me, I'd boost the word count with
    "Personally speaking, it feels as though XYZ."
[19:33] ---
    I see...
[19:35] ---
    Once that's fixed,
    all that's left is your closing sentence.
[19:39] ---
    Write that and be done with it.
[19:41] ---
    Oh, right! I've been meaning
    to ask you something.
[19:44] ---
    You can't concentrate
    to save your soul, can you?
[19:47] ---
    Can I go to your place?
[19:50] ---
    Absolutely not.
[19:52] ---
    That was quick.
[19:54] ---
    Where'd that come from, anyway?
[19:56] ---
    I just wanna see it!
[19:58] ---
    "Just" nothing!
[20:00] ---
    No way will I let my lifestyle be
    upended just for your entertainment!
[20:03] ---
    I won't upend anything! So why can't I?
[20:06] ---
    Why?! I mean...
[20:10] ---
    Is she for real?
[20:13] ---
    I have no reason to let you into my place.
[20:16] ---
    Sure you do. You said you live alone, right?
[20:20] ---
    You can save money if I cook,
    and you're closer to campus.
[20:26] ---
    See? There are way more pros than cons!
[20:29] ---
    Are you serious? Is your cooking even edible?
[20:33] ---
    What kind of an excuse is that? And yes, it is!
[20:37] ---
    All right, get back to that report.
[20:43] ---
    Wait, what was that last thing you said?
[20:46] ---
    Huh?
[20:47] ---
    My place is close to campus--and?
[20:51] ---
    Well, since it's so close, I figure I can sleep in--
[20:55] ---
    You're not spending the night!
[20:57] ---
    Th-That's... unbelievable!
[21:01] ---
    What are you angry about?
[21:05] ---
    Look, I'm... I'm not angry.
[21:08] ---
    It's just that... you...
[21:11] ---
    What is it?
[21:14] ---
    Letting you in my apartment is one thing...
[21:17] ---
    It's... not so simple... for a girl...
    to be in a guy's room...
[21:23] ---
    You don't want to?
[21:25] ---
    Wh... What?!
[21:28] ---
    We can play versus and co-op all night long!
[21:32] ---
    Eh?
[21:33] ---
    I know you bought that new game, Senpai!
[21:37] ---
    You're on my friend list!
[21:39] ---
    If we stop by after class,
    we can play any old day of the week!
[21:45] ---
    You idiot! Moron! Imbecile!
[21:49] ---
    What's that for?!
[21:51] ---
    You dummy!
[21:52] ---
    I can't believe you!
[21:52] ---
    I opened this café for the thrill of
    getting a glimpse into all sorts of lives.
[21:55] ---
    Why exactly am I an idiot?
[21:57] ---
    Because you are!
[21:58] ---
    But these two are the best--I
    could watch them forever.
[22:02] ---
    If Sakurai quits, the show would be over.
[22:06] ---
    Maybe I'll give him a raise.
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 3:
    The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[23:39] ---
    

E3 - The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!

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    Sakurai Shinichi started
    working here part-time last year.
[00:15] ---
    Though he looks a bit fierce,
[00:16] ---
    he has a serious personality
    and attitude toward work,
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    and our regulars say good things about him.
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    But most of all...
SIGN    "Senior at Sakurai's College" "Ami Asai, 21" "Hobby: O̷g̷l̷i̷n̷g̷ People-watching"
[00:24] ---
    his body is fine.
[00:28] ---
    Whoops.
[00:29] ---
    That Sakurai's something, all right.
[00:31] ---
    On closer inspection, he's pretty hunky.
[00:33] ---
    He looks slim, but he's got
    proper muscles under there!
[00:37] ---
    Sakurai? We're ready to pay.
[00:40] ---
    Coming!
[00:41] ---
    I doubt he's noticed, but he has plenty of fans.
[00:46] ---
    Sakurai, you're so tall! How tall are you?
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    One hundred eighty centimeters.
[00:50] ---
    Wow! That's tall, all right!
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    Did you play any sports?
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    I was in the swim club in high school.
[00:56] ---
    Wow, really?
[00:58] ---
    The swim team! Yes! Good question, ma'am!
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    And those swimmers...
    why, you can see everything!
[01:06] ---
    "You cannot"
[01:08] ---
    To be learning tidbit after tidbit,
    right here at work...
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    I'm making such progress!
[01:15] ---
    Your heart doesn't seem to be in it today, Ami.
[01:18] ---
    Eh?
[01:20] ---
    Getting lost in thought is fine and all,
    but you are on the clock.
[01:25] ---
    You've got to be careful in this line of work,
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    or you'll lose track of all kinds of things.
[01:32] ---
    Right. I'm sorry.
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    I do understand your hobby, though.
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    Now go on--clear that open table.
[01:39] ---
    Okay, Dad.
[01:41] ---
    Dad may come across as gentle and tasteful,
    but he sure is strict with family.
[01:46] ---
    This won't do. Not when I'm actually
    working the same shift as Sakurai!
[01:51] ---
    Hiya!
[02:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:23] ---
    "Asia Café"
[03:24] ---
    "Asia Café"
    "Episode 3:
    The Asai Family Wants to Look Out for Us!"
[03:26] ---
    You're here again?
[03:28] ---
    Don't you have anything better to do?
[03:30] ---
    I could ask you the same
    thing--working on a Sunday!
[03:34] ---
    Who's this? Who's this? Who?
[03:36] ---
    Hello there, Hana.
[03:38] ---
    Dad knows her, too?
[03:40] ---
    Sir! Up top! Yeah!
[03:41] ---
    Yeah!
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    Dad... without a single shred of tastefulness!
[03:46] ---
    Our peak time's just ended, so there
    aren't many customers. Sit wherever you like.
[03:49] ---
    Okay!
[03:49] ---
    Um... who's that?
[03:51] ---
    You mean Uzaki?
    She's a sophomore at our college.
[03:55] ---
    Ah! She's in college!
[03:57] ---
    Oh, right, Senpai--I have that game you lent me.
[04:00] ---
    Cool. How was it?
[04:02] ---
    They're borrowing each other's stuff.
    Must be good friends.
[04:06] ---
    Whew, that final act was a real thrill.
[04:09] ---
    Here I thought it was
    an entirely different game,
[04:11] ---
    but when I found out it was
    kind of a sequel to the last one?
[04:14] ---
    I got crazy goosebumps!
[04:15] ---
    I know, right?
[04:18] ---
    I would've been happy playing
    a plain old building game,
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    but it turned out to be such a find,
    I just had to get it out there!
[04:24] ---
    What's this? They seem like such good friends.
[04:29] ---
    No--they can't be--
[04:31] ---
    Oh, those two?
[04:34] ---
    What's with the chuckle?
[04:37] ---
    Oh, nothing. Bring her some water, would you?
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    Welcome.
[04:43] ---
    Thanks!
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    So, you go to the same college?
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    I'm Ami Asai. I'm a senior.
[04:49] ---
    Oh, really? Then that makes you Senpai's senpai!
[04:53] ---
    Be right back. I'm going to put this in my bag.
[04:56] ---
    Sure.
[04:57] ---
    I'm Hana Uzaki, and I'm a sophomore!
[05:02] ---
    Now that I get a good look at her...
    this girl is really cute!
[05:05] ---
    Then there's her endearing smile...
[05:08] ---
    She's short, so she has this
    "adorable little animal" vibe.
[05:12] ---
    She's no little animal. Holy... wowsers!
[05:16] ---
    This girl is a beast!
[05:18] ---
    Come on. Pull yourself together!
[05:22] ---
    You and Sakurai seem to get along really well.
[05:25] ---
    Hmm? Oh, yeah, we do!
[05:27] ---
    How long have you known each other?
[05:29] ---
    We were in the same club in high school.
[05:32] ---
    The water on Uzaki's table
    is getting pretty low.
[05:36] ---
    He's always been a gloomy
    Gus with an evil look in his eyes.
[05:40] ---
    He was a hard person to get to know.
[05:43] ---
    Even now, in college, his personality is
    no better--he's always doing loner stuff.
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    So I'm looking out for him.
[05:50] ---
    Ah! So that's how it is.
[05:53] ---
    Huh?
[05:53] ---
    Well, call me over
    when you're ready to order, Hana.
[05:56] ---
    'Kay!
[05:59] ---
    Well?
[06:02] ---
    She's just so good.
[06:03] ---
    You want to stick your nose in their business...
[06:06] ---
    But we shouldn't interfere...
[06:09] ---
    Don't you just want to look out for them both?
[06:12] ---
    I get that.
[06:14] ---
    Don't you love customer-facing jobs?
[06:16] ---
    You get to watch all kinds of people
    and their lives--like those two.
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    It's one of the thrills of this business.
[06:26] ---
    Uzaki. Water.
[06:30] ---
    That's cold!
[06:30] ---
    That's cold!
[06:32] ---
    Wh-Where the heck did you come from?!
[06:35] ---
    That's my line!
[06:37] ---
    Customers are supposed to just
    sit quietly! I was bringing it to you!
[06:41] ---
    Seriously? You haven't even
    been treating me like a customer!
[06:44] ---
    Shut up!
[06:46] ---
    They put on quite a show, am I right?
[06:49] ---
    You're telling me.
    I've got to start taking more shifts!
[06:54] ---
    Oh, give them a towel.
[07:01] ---
    What?!
[07:02] ---
    Senpai's out with a cold?
[07:05] ---
    Sakurai called this morning.
    I made him take the day off.
[07:09] ---
    First the ice-water drenching yesterday,
    then it got so cold last night...
[07:14] ---
    Well, huh. So much for that
    "Oh, yeah--I train" expression.
[07:19] ---
    He's surprisingly fragile.
[07:22] ---
    Oh, yeah--I train.
[07:22] ---
    "Oh, yeah--I train"
[07:26] ---
    Why doesn't she have a cold, then?
[07:31] ---
    In that case, sir...
[07:37] ---
    Man, I have been knocked flat.
[07:39] ---
    Did colds always hit this hard?
[07:42] ---
    Do I need a doctor? Medicine?
[07:45] ---
    I should eat something first.
[07:49] ---
    But I can't move.
[07:51] ---
    Now what?
[07:55] ---
    What a racket. Who's there? Dammit...
[07:59] ---
    And me barely managing to get out of bed.
[08:02] ---
    Hiya!
[08:03] ---
    Do you really have a cold?
    Well, I'm paying you a visit!
[08:07] ---
    U-Uzaki?
[08:09] ---
    What... how did you...
[08:17] ---
    Are you okay, Senpai?!
[08:19] ---
    Hey, uh... Senpai!
[08:27] ---
    That must be one bad cold.
[08:30] ---
    Yeah.
[08:32] ---
    Well, I've let her into my place after all.
[08:36] ---
    Who was it? Who told her where I live?
[08:39] ---
    Oh? Was that wrong?
[08:43] ---
    Since I know where he lives, I thought
    we would play some games or something.
[08:48] ---
    Now that's some misplaced excitement.
[08:51] ---
    He looks like he's having a really bad time.
[08:54] ---
    He brags about his stamina,
    only to be laid up in bed. Fitting.
[09:01] ---
    That does it.
[09:03] ---
    Have you seen a doctor?
[09:06] ---
    No... can't really move.
[09:08] ---
    Any medicine?
[09:10] ---
    Not yet. Haven't bought any.
[09:12] ---
    Then you haven't eaten, either.
[09:16] ---
    Oh, well. Leave this to me!
[09:22] ---
    Uh...
[09:25] ---
    Oof...
[09:29] ---
    Going by his symptoms, I'd say this one.
[09:35] ---
    A cold--that calls for leeks!
[09:49] ---
    Can you sit up, Senpai?
[09:54] ---
    Yeah.
[09:55] ---
    Then eat--even if it's only a few bites.
[10:01] ---
    Wow.
[10:02] ---
    It was a real production, let me tell you!
[10:04] ---
    Empty fridge, awkward kitchen...
[10:08] ---
    Here you go. Say "ah"!
[10:11] ---
    I-I can feed myself.
[10:16] ---
    Stop that!
[10:27] ---
    It's good.
[10:28] ---
    Right?!
[10:29] ---
    Honestly... I'm not tasting things
    too well right now.
[10:34] ---
    But... it's probably good.
[10:35] ---
    "Probably," huh?
[10:37] ---
    I'll take it.
[10:39] ---
    Sorry.
[10:50] ---
    See? My cooking is totally edible.
[10:55] ---
    Sorry.
[10:58] ---
    Eating really warmed me up.
[11:00] ---
    You got a good sweat going on!
[11:02] ---
    And now?
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    Strip!
[11:07] ---
    I refuse.
[11:09] ---
    No way! Wipe yourself down and change clothes!
[11:11] ---
    That sweat? It stinks!
[11:13] ---
    It's fine! I'm just going to
    take my medicine and go to sleep!
[11:15] ---
    Hey! Don't fight me, sickie!
[11:24] ---
    You've got nice skin, mister. I'll be gentle!
[11:29] ---
    No weird roleplay!
[11:31] ---
    Forget feeling self-conscious, now!
[11:32] ---
    You must be used to going
    around half-naked from swim club.
[11:35] ---
    I'll do the front myself!
[11:50] ---
    How can being cared for be so tiring?
[11:54] ---
    Here's your medicine. Take this
    and you'll be all better in the morning.
[12:00] ---
    "Uza-Attack S"
    "Colds with Sore Throats"
[12:01] ---
    But if you're still feeling awful tomorrow,
    make sure you see a doctor.
[12:06] ---
    Got it.
[12:08] ---
    Is that the time? Already?
[12:11] ---
    You can go home. I'll be fine.
[12:15] ---
    I will, once you're asleep.
[12:17] ---
    I'll put the key in your door's
    mail slot so you can rest easy.
[12:21] ---
    You'd do that?
[12:25] ---
    It's fine.
[12:28] ---
    I'll just play games in the meantime.
[12:31] ---
    Sheesh.
[12:33] ---
    I'm already laid low, so let me just say...
[12:37] ---
    You were a huge help today.
[12:39] ---
    Thanks.
[12:41] ---
    Come on. That's just how we are.
[12:50] ---
    Senpai! Senpai!
[12:51] ---
    How do I beat this bald scissors dude?!
[12:54] ---
    His shields explode
    when I hit 'em with my blade!
[12:57] ---
    Look, I'll lend you the game
    and the console--just go home!
[13:01] ---
    I can't go home a loser!
[13:03] ---
    Will you let me sleep?!
[13:11] ---
    Sakurai!
[13:15] ---
    Ami!
[13:16] ---
    Is your cold all better?
[13:18] ---
    Yeah, thanks. Sorry you had to cover my shift.
[13:22] ---
    It's fine. I was free yesterday anyway.
[13:25] ---
    Why don't I take one of your shifts, then?
    I have to thank you somehow.
[13:31] ---
    In that case... can you ask Hana to come?
[13:34] ---
    Huh? Uzaki?
[13:38] ---
    And now, a toast to Sakurai's recovery!
[13:43] ---
    Cheers!
[13:43] ---
    Cheers!
[13:44] ---
    Thanks.
[13:46] ---
    Korean barbecue to celebrate my recovery.
[13:48] ---
    That's... a lot.
[13:50] ---
    All right! It's all-you-can-eat,
    and I'm grilling--so eat up, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
    Salted tongue! Chuck! Tripe! Skirt!
[14:01] ---
    H-hey, that's too much!
[14:03] ---
    Short ribs! Knuckle! Ribeye!
[14:05] ---
    Let me take my time eating!
[14:08] ---
    Such energy!
[14:10] ---
    She really does seem happy
    that Sakurai's feeling better.
[14:18] ---
    Look at you two knock 'em back!
    Are beer and liquor really that tasty?
[14:22] ---
    Uh-huh--especially when paired with good eats.
[14:25] ---
    Let's go out for drinks when you turn 20, Hana.
[14:28] ---
    Hooray!
[14:30] ---
    Now that that's settled, eat up, Senpai!
[14:32] ---
    You listen here...
[14:37] ---
    I'm going to hit the restroom.
[14:41] ---
    I'm glad you're feeling better, Sakurai.
[14:43] ---
    I'm sorry I had to take the day off yesterday.
[14:47] ---
    Not at all.
[14:49] ---
    I'm just happy Hana took such good care of you.
[14:53] ---
    So you did tell her where I live.
[14:57] ---
    And? How'd it go?
[15:00] ---
    "How"?
[15:05] ---
    Stop pressuring me while piling
    on the finest cuts of meat!
[15:11] ---
    Just so you know,
    it's not like that with me and Uzaki.
[15:15] ---
    I want to enjoy my quiet solo lifestyle,
[15:18] ---
    so I don't want people over if I can help it.
[15:21] ---
    And Uzaki is basically
    the polar opposite of quiet.
[15:25] ---
    So gloomy!
[15:26] ---
    Way gloomy!
[15:27] ---
    That's what you are, Sakurai.
[15:30] ---
    And what's wrong with that?!
[15:32] ---
    They've really had a lot to drink...
[15:36] ---
    Besides...
[15:37] ---
    Uzaki may be my trusted junior,
    but she's still a girl.
[15:42] ---
    If rumors start at school about
    her coming to my place all the time,
[15:46] ---
    it'd only make unnecessary trouble for her.
[15:49] ---
    I live near campus--someone could see her.
[15:53] ---
    Th-This is getting complicated!
[15:55] ---
    I had an inkling, but this? This is a pain!
[16:00] ---
    I was fully aware, but still... still!
[16:04] ---
    Dad.
[16:06] ---
    Right. This'll only get juicier
    if we just let it be.
[16:10] ---
    It's like coffee, Ami.
    Slowly roasted, painstakingly brewed...
[16:15] ---
    Let's be patient and
    watch over these two for now.
[16:19] ---
    Yes--until we get that rich, deep flavor.
[16:23] ---
    Whatcha been talkin' about?
[16:26] ---
    Huh? Oh, um...
[16:27] ---
    Oh, tomorrow's work.
[16:29] ---
    That's right.
[16:30] ---
    Aha!
[16:31] ---
    We'll be getting in a shipment of beans
    and other heavy packages.
[16:34] ---
    Can you come in a little early, Sakurai?
[16:37] ---
    Sure thing, Ami.
[16:39] ---
    Thanks! It'll be so helpful
    to have another man around.
[16:42] ---
    Wait, what was going on just
    now--between you and your dad?
[16:47] ---
    Hmm... Psyching ourselves up?
[16:49] ---
    Psyching--huh? What's wrong, Uzaki?
[16:54] ---
    I see you call Ami by her first name.
[16:58] ---
    Huh?
[16:59] ---
    If I use her last name,
    she'll get mixed up with her father.
[17:02] ---
    Hmm. If you say so.
[17:08] ---
    Hey, uh, I was really careful grilling that.
[17:11] ---
    Come on!
[17:14] ---
    Wait, uh... Uzaki!
[17:17] ---
    Mmm! Perfect with a side of rice!
[17:29] ---
    Why the hell would Uzaki want to meet me here?
[17:34] ---
    She did start acting weird
    in the middle of that dinner...
[17:38] ---
    Did I do something to tick her off?
[17:43] ---
    Senpai.
[17:45] ---
    Huh?
[17:49] ---
    Eh?
[17:50] ---
    "Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[17:50] ---
    Keep your eye on this five-yen coin.
[17:53] ---
    You're getting very sleepy--very sleepy...
[17:58] ---
    "5 Yen"
[17:58] ---
    Hypnosis? Now what's she trying to pull?
[18:03] ---
    You will do what I say--do what I say...
[18:08] ---
    I don't know what she's after,
    but she did take care of me earlier...
[18:14] ---
    Oh, well. I'll play along.
[18:18] ---
    Wow, I sure am feeling sleepy.
[18:22] ---
    All right! Simple people really
    are the easiest to hypnotize!
[18:27] ---
    Who are you calling "simple," dammit?
[18:29] ---
    Okay, then, Senpai!
[18:31] ---
    Here we go. I just hope it's nothing unreasonable.
[18:34] ---
    Call me by my first name!
[18:37] ---
    Huh? Is that it?
[18:39] ---
    That's what she hypnotized me for?
[18:42] ---
    She's waiting for it. I guess I have to.
[18:47] ---
    Ha... Ha... Ha...
[18:50] ---
    Ha...?
[18:51] ---
    This is a little embarrassing.
[18:53] ---
    Ha... Hani.
[18:55] ---
    Huh? That's not it.
[18:57] ---
    Hanu.
[18:57] ---
    No.
[18:58] ---
    Hane.
[18:59] ---
    Not that.
[19:00] ---
    Hano.
[19:00] ---
    Are you doing this on purpose?
[19:03] ---
    Dammit!
[19:05] ---
    Hana.
[19:11] ---
    Again!
[19:13] ---
    Hana.
[19:13] ---
    Again!
[19:15] ---
    Hana.
[19:16] ---
    Yes! Again!
[19:18] ---
    Hana.
[19:19] ---
    Again!
[19:19] ---
    Couple of love-dummies.
[19:20] ---
    Hana.
[19:20] ---
    Love-dumb, huh?
[19:21] ---
    Again!
[19:21] ---
    Love-dumb.
[19:22] ---
    Hana.
[19:24] ---
    So that's how it works.
    I'm pretty happy with it!
[19:27] ---
    It went so well--I might just
    have a knack for hypnosis!
[19:32] ---
    No way.
[19:33] ---
    But if that's all it takes to make her happy...
[19:36] ---
    Okay! Next...
[19:37] ---
    "Next"?
[19:38] ---
    Let's have you buy me something to drink!
[19:41] ---
    Yes.
[19:42] ---
    And ice cream from the convenience store!
[19:44] ---
    Hey, now.
[19:45] ---
    I can have you buy me lunch at the dining hall!
[19:48] ---
    Don't...
[19:48] ---
    Oh! And you can buy me
    the latest VR setup, too--
[19:51] ---
    Ow!
[19:51] ---
    Don't push your luck!
[19:54] ---
    No fair pretending to be hypnotized!
[19:57] ---
    Says the girl making demands
    of a hypnotized guy!
[19:59] ---
    What are you trying to accomplish?!
[20:02] ---
    I mean...
[20:04] ---
    You call Ami by her first name, right?
[20:09] ---
    I've known you for a pretty long time,
    and I just get "Hey" and "Look here."
[20:14] ---
    Rude way to treat someone, don't you think?
[20:22] ---
    I see. I didn't even realize
    that I'd made you feel bad.
[20:30] ---
    I apologize for that. I'm sorry.
[20:35] ---
    But I'm kind of, uh... I'm uncomfortable
    calling girls by their first names.
[20:41] ---
    Ami told me to call her that for work,
    and I've been doing my best, but...
[20:46] ---
    Please, just... not that.
[20:51] ---
    That's fine, then. I don't want
    to force you, poor gloomy thing.
[20:58] ---
    Thanks.
[21:00] ---
    "5 Yen"
[21:02] ---
    Still, hypnotizing with a
    five-yen coin in this day and age?
[21:06] ---
    No way is that gonna work. Right?
[21:09] ---
    Guh...
[21:11] ---
    It worked! Are you kidding me?!
    You must have zero resistance!
[21:14] ---
    Hey! C'mon!
[21:16] ---
    Buh...
[21:19] ---
    How do I put her back?!
[21:19] ---
    "Total Mastery: Beginner's Guide to Hypnosis"
[21:20] ---
    It's gotta be in here somewhere!
[21:23] ---
    Uzaki!
[21:23] ---
    Uzaki is floating in the sky.
[22:57] ---
    "5 Yen"
[22:59] ---
    It's not working.
[23:01] ---
    I told you: I'm not hypnotized!
[23:05] ---
    It's truly frightening that you can't remember.
[23:08] ---
    Look, I'm not hypnotized, all right?
    It'd be a big deal if I were!
[23:12] ---
    Why do you sound ticked off?
[23:15] ---
    I'm not ticked off.
[23:17] ---
    Dad... could this be?
[23:19] ---
    Yes...
[23:20] ---
    They say you can't hypnotize
    someone who doesn't trust you.
[23:25] ---
    Which means these two...
[23:27] ---
    It certainly looks that way.
[23:31] ---
    Let's not tell them. It's too amusing.
[23:33] ---
    If I were ticked off, it'd be a big deal.
[23:35] ---
    You really suck at this!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Over the Holiday!"
[23:39] ---
    

E4 - I Want to Hang Out Together Over the Holiday!

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[00:07] ---
    Sakurai, we'll be taking a family trip
    to a hot spring over Golden Week.
[00:12] ---
    You'll have that time off.
[00:14] ---
    Why not take advantage of all those
    public holidays and go somewhere yourself?
[00:19] ---
    Huh...
[00:23] ---
    That's what she suggested, anyway.
[00:26] ---
    But I've been playing video games
    for 72 hours straight since then.
[00:31] ---
    Oh, so this is the last of them?
[00:34] ---
    Here goes!
[00:43] ---
    That unnecessary rhythmic flourish...
[00:51] ---
    Hi there, Senpai!
[00:54] ---
    I knew it.
[01:04] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
    "Episode 4: I Want to Hang Out
    Together Over the Holiday!"
[02:28] ---
    Are you free today?
    I mean, you totally are, right?
[02:32] ---
    This popping over unannounced is a bit much.
[02:35] ---
    Well, you're off work, and I figured
    a loner like you would be home gaming
[02:38] ---
    instead of going anywhere.
[02:40] ---
    And I was right!
[02:42] ---
    I'm speechless.
[02:44] ---
    So instead I stopped by to hang out
    with you, my senior and my friend!
[02:48] ---
    Great news, right?
[02:50] ---
    Knock off that weirdly
    superior tone--it's infuriating.
[02:53] ---
    And so...
[02:55] ---
    Wanna play Doramon Go?
[02:57] ---
    That's still a game!
[02:59] ---
    There's a big spawning event during Golden Week.
[03:02] ---
    Let's catch 'em all--together!
[03:05] ---
    I have the app.
[03:07] ---
    Buuut?
[03:10] ---
    But I was too embarrassed to play alone.
[03:13] ---
    Right? Man, I can read you like a book!
[03:17] ---
    Why'd you turn it off?!
[03:19] ---
    We can play together!
[03:22] ---
    Talk about a major drag.
    Then again, it is a holiday week...
[03:27] ---
    C'mon, Senpai...
[03:34] ---
    I'm about to die of boredom,
    so sure--count me in.
[03:37] ---
    Hooray!
[03:43] ---
    I found a Lousy Cat!
[03:46] ---
    Check this out, Senpai!
[03:48] ---
    Eh?
[03:50] ---
    Your face looks awful.
[03:54] ---
    Too much gaming.
[03:56] ---
    It's one thing to be all scowly,
    but walking around with that face?
[04:00] ---
    Someone's gonna report you.
[04:01] ---
    Will you stop backing away like that?
[04:04] ---
    Sheesh.
[04:06] ---
    Hey, you sure are catching a lot!
[04:08] ---
    "Gorilla"
[04:09] ---
    And all Gorillas.
[04:10] ---
    They keep popping up.
[04:13] ---
    Ugh, my eyes hurt. Can't look at the screen.
[04:17] ---
    Oh! Then let's go buy you some glasses!
[04:26] ---
    Welcome.
[04:28] ---
    Hey, is that Ami?
[04:31] ---
    Oh, my!
[04:32] ---
    Fancy running into you two!
[04:35] ---
    I see. So your eyes hurt
    from playing games too much.
[04:38] ---
    If this keeps up,
    he'll be Doramon Go-ing to lockup.
[04:41] ---
    I'll give you "lockup."
[04:44] ---
    So you played games the entire time
    we were at the hot spring, Sakurai?
[04:49] ---
    Sorry.
[04:50] ---
    And he'd probably still be holed up
    playing games if I hadn't come along!
[04:55] ---
    I can't deny that.
[04:57] ---
    Hey, I know!
[04:58] ---
    Since she's here and all, why don't
    you ask Ami to be your glassistant?
[05:02] ---
    My glassistant?
[05:04] ---
    Is there something you're looking for?
[05:06] ---
    Yeah, the loner indoorsman
    game-addict here needs those things:
[05:09] ---
    "Protect Your Eyes from Blue Light!"
[05:10] ---
    Computer glasses!
[05:12] ---
    Oh, the ones that cut down
    on blue light from LCD displays.
[05:16] ---
    These are supposed to keep
    your eyes from getting tired.
[05:19] ---
    I've always wanted a pair myself!
[05:21] ---
    Hmm. Might be good for long gaming sessions.
[05:26] ---
    Huh! The lenses are a faint yellow.
[05:29] ---
    So they're like thin sunglasses, eh?
[05:34] ---
    You look good in glasses, Senpai!
[05:36] ---
    Yes! You do!
[05:37] ---
    Eh?
[05:39] ---
    How about these?
[05:41] ---
    Hmm?
[05:42] ---
    Oh, nice! Should we try some others?
[05:45] ---
    Totally!
[05:46] ---
    Ooh, which ones?
[05:46] ---
    How about these?
[05:48] ---
    Like I'm some kind of toy.
[05:51] ---
    Those are perfect!
[05:54] ---
    R-Really?
[05:55] ---
    Yes! They hide your glare-mug
    so you look like a normal person!
[05:59] ---
    Who says I have a glare-mug?!
[06:02] ---
    You should probably wear
    those at work and school, too!
[06:05] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[06:06] ---
    Then how about these?
[06:12] ---
    Where'd you find those?
[06:14] ---
    Do you have to play around with me, too, Ami?
[06:18] ---
    Oh, wow, that is too much. Can I take a picture?
[06:20] ---
    No, you can't!
[06:22] ---
    Look this way... no, don't.
[06:25] ---
    I keep laughing... my phone's shaking!
[06:29] ---
    Knock it off!
[06:30] ---
    Dammit...
[06:31] ---
    Try, uh, try these on next, Senpai!
[06:36] ---
    You're laughing already!
[06:40] ---
    They work with your natural fierce expression
    to make you look like a mafioso!
[06:45] ---
    Like you'd assassinate someone
    with a long piece of wire!
[06:49] ---
    Or like you're dominating
    some criminal underworld!
[06:52] ---
    Oh!
[06:53] ---
    Throw on a white coat,
    and you could be a mad scientist!
[06:57] ---
    Want to?
[06:58] ---
    I do not!
[07:00] ---
    What shelf were these on? I'm putting them back!
[07:02] ---
    Just once, Senpai--just one time!
[07:05] ---
    Brush your hair back with
    those little round glasses on!
[07:09] ---
    Just once, I swear!
[07:10] ---
    You'll turn into an
    embarrassingly tropey character!
[07:14] ---
    What is it you want from me?
[07:17] ---
    Sorry, sorry! Try this last pair on.
[07:20] ---
    These were a serious choice.
[07:23] ---
    Okay?
[07:24] ---
    Uh... okay.
[07:30] ---
    Now make a fist.
[07:32] ---
    Raise your arm.
[07:34] ---
    Open your mouth a little.
[07:36] ---
    Ayyyyy-oh!
[07:44] ---
    Oh, man, that was funny!
[07:46] ---
    You'd better pick out
    your own glasses there, Hana.
[07:49] ---
    Hey, right!
[07:51] ---
    What'll it be?
[07:53] ---
    Gee, which ones?
[07:53] ---
    These are nice.
[07:56] ---
    I do like a pink frame...
[07:59] ---
    But it's gotta be red!
[08:01] ---
    Ooh, yeah!
[08:04] ---
    Check it out, Sakurai.
    Doesn't Hana look good in glasses?
[08:12] ---
    Whaddya think?
[08:21] ---
    You look dumber, strangely enough.
[08:23] ---
    "Strangely enough"?!
[08:24] ---
    Hey, I was complimenting you earlier!
[08:27] ---
    Then you called me a mafioso!
    That makes it a wash, you big dummy!
[08:31] ---
    Picky, picky!
    That's what you are--you know that?
[08:35] ---
    You're the one who has to
    watch what she says and does!
[08:38] ---
    Well, you're the one who's always angry!
[08:41] ---
    Shut up! You asked for it, moron!
[08:43] ---
    Only a moron calls someone a moron, moron!
[08:46] ---
    You just said it yourself, moron!
[08:48] ---
    Moron!
[08:49] ---
    Well, you said it first, moron! Moron! Moron!
[08:52] ---
    Are they all right?
[08:54] ---
    Uh-huh. They're always like that.
[09:02] ---
    I missed out on getting glasses,
    and it's all your fault.
[09:07] ---
    Ooh! Got a Lousy Cat Dandy!
[09:09] ---
    You just had to start something.
[09:13] ---
    Another Gorilla.
[09:15] ---
    Don't dump the blame on me
    just 'cause you're older.
[09:18] ---
    That's power harassment.
[09:20] ---
    Hey, I got a Lousy Cat Genius this time!
[09:23] ---
    Clearly it's your fault, because you started it.
[09:28] ---
    Nothing but Gorillas.
[09:31] ---
    See, your problem is--
[09:37] ---
    Thanks.
[09:39] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[09:42] ---
    Nechst Station. Nechst Station.
[09:47] ---
    Lot of people getting on.
[09:49] ---
    But with this game, the more people
    around you, the higher the monster spawn rate.
[09:55] ---
    See? A Lousy Cat Cyborg!
[09:57] ---
    Still Gorillas here.
[09:59] ---
    Just how much do you like gorillas?
[10:01] ---
    I don't. They like me.
[10:05] ---
    Well, as long as we get where we're going.
[10:12] ---
    Andenechst Station.
[10:15] ---
    Andefallo-Wing Station.
[10:18] ---
    Now it's crazy crowded.
[10:19] ---
    Oh, right--there's a soccer match
    at a nearby stadium.
[10:23] ---
    That explains it.
[10:28] ---
    Pardon me, huh-huh.
[10:35] ---
    S-Something incredibly soft...
[10:38] ---
    I-I'm sorry.
[10:41] ---
    It's okay. Can't really help it in all this.
[10:44] ---
    This is bad--and at this rate,
    it'll get really bad!
[10:48] ---
    I can't budge!
[10:50] ---
    Am I just going to have to grin and bear it?
[10:55] ---
    Calm down. Get a hold of yourself!
[10:59] ---
    Think of something else
    and pull yourself together!
[11:03] ---
    S-Senpai?
[11:05] ---
    It's n-nothing.
[11:07] ---
    What's that doing here?!
[11:09] ---
    Gotta get my mind on something else, pronto...
[11:11] ---
    "When Your Chest's Tight and
    Your Heart Won't Stop Pounding"
[11:14] ---
    Senpai?
[11:15] ---
    I am fine. I'm fine.
[11:19] ---
    There are traps everywhere I turn!
[11:21] ---
    I see nothing. I hear nothing.
[11:25] ---
    I turn my consciousness inward.
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong with him?
    He got so quiet all of a sudden.
[11:31] ---
    Oh--his eyelashes are really long.
[11:34] ---
    His face is so close!
[11:36] ---
    Picture it--now! A clear blue sky!
[11:39] ---
    This is like one of those
    wall-pound things, huh? Ha ha...
[11:44] ---
    A vast field, stretching
    as far as the eye can see!
[11:46] ---
    Isn't your arm tired? Don't overdo it.
[11:51] ---
    Crystal-clear, unclouded water,
    its surface like a mirror!
[11:56] ---
    Say something...
[11:58] ---
    I can do this. I can make it through!
[12:07] ---
    With my eyes closed and my ears dulled,
    my other senses are heighten--
[12:20] ---
    Hey, uh, Senpai... Thanks for earli--
[12:24] ---
    Eh?
[12:27] ---
    Senpai!
[12:29] ---
    Is he out cold--on his feet?
[12:33] ---
    The door is closing.
[12:34] ---
    Hey! This is our stop!
[12:37] ---
    Senpai? Senpai!
[12:44] ---
    Now... Now what?
[12:54] ---
    Where am I?
[12:57] ---
    Wait--what time is it?
[12:59] ---
    Oh.
SIGN    "Received Calls" "Uzaki Uzaki Uzaki"
[13:01] ---
    I got a ton of calls from Uzaki.
[13:06] ---
    And... one of these.
[13:11] ---
    So that's what happened during...
[13:15] ---
    ...during Golden Week?
[13:17] ---
    Yes.
[13:19] ---
    No laughing.
[13:21] ---
    And?
[13:23] ---
    And nothing.
[13:24] ---
    I blacked out before it got to that point.
[13:27] ---
    What?
[13:28] ---
    If she made me feel that way,
    I figured I'd be better off unconscious!
[13:33] ---
    I see.
[13:35] ---
    Wait, can he just turn his
    consciousness off and on at will?
[13:39] ---
    What is he, a ninja? Spooky.
[13:41] ---
    Well, don't worry too much about it.
[13:45] ---
    You're young--you should be more carefree.
[13:49] ---
    I mean, I'm sure my Ami
    is hanging out with boys.
[13:54] ---
    With boys?
[13:57] ---
    No, not at all.
[13:58] ---
    See? Not at all!
[14:00] ---
    Not at all? Really?
[14:02] ---
    Yes, really.
[14:03] ---
    What?!
[14:05] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:06] ---
    Why are you apologizing?
[14:09] ---
    Huh!
[14:11] ---
    To think something so hilar--er,
    terrible happened to you afterward!
[14:17] ---
    You were going to say "hilarious"!
[14:19] ---
    That was unfortunate.
[14:21] ---
    Yeah, well.
[14:23] ---
    Follow up with Hana.
[14:25] ---
    After all, she's the one who invited you along.
[14:30] ---
    Yeah... I guess you're right.
[14:43] ---
    I don't know what's going on,
    but I'm not going to engage. Too much trouble.
[14:48] ---
    Listen to this, Senpai.
[14:52] ---
    She's engaging me.
[14:54] ---
    Did something happen?
[14:56] ---
    I was looking at the calendar when it hit me.
[14:59] ---
    Yeah?
[15:00] ---
    There are no holidays in June.
[15:03] ---
    And that's why you're so down?!
[15:05] ---
    You've still got weekends off.
[15:08] ---
    But the more and longer breaks
    the better, don't you think?
[15:13] ---
    Greedy much?
[15:14] ---
    A three-day break really winds you up!
[15:17] ---
    Besides, I get depressed thinking
    about this weather sticking around
[15:21] ---
    for another month.
[15:23] ---
    Sure. But after the rainy
    season comes summer break.
[15:27] ---
    But not before exams.
[15:31] ---
    I wanna go have fun!
[15:36] ---
    Let's do that, then.
[15:39] ---
    How about next weekend?
[15:41] ---
    You mean it?!
[15:43] ---
    Don't startle me!
[15:44] ---
    You startled me!
[15:46] ---
    This same old loner of a senior,
    suggesting we go somewhere?
[15:49] ---
    Hell must be frozen over! Completely frozen over!
    And now I know why it's raining!
[15:53] ---
    Because you say such weird stuff! Ugh!
[15:56] ---
    Calm down!
[15:58] ---
    I can't make heads or tails
    of this mixed-up conversation!
[16:01] ---
    If it doesn't work for you, then never mind.
[16:03] ---
    I'll go!
[16:04] ---
    Well... good.
[16:06] ---
    So... is there someplace you had in mind?
[16:10] ---
    I know: How about an outing by train?
[16:20] ---
    Senpai, your face is all red.
[16:23] ---
    It's nothing. No trains.
[16:25] ---
    Then do you mind if I just
    throw something together?
[16:28] ---
    Please do.
[16:30] ---
    Got it! I can't wait!
[16:34] ---
    That's one frightening laugh.
[16:36] ---
    Still, it's not every day that you invite me.
[16:39] ---
    Yeah, well, I felt bad for what
    happened over Golden Week.
[16:46] ---
    Senpai...
[16:47] ---
    And when I told Ami,
    she said I should follow up with you.
[16:52] ---
    Huh? Are you mad?
[16:55] ---
    I'm not mad.
[16:57] ---
    You totally are.
[16:59] ---
    Not in the slightest.
[17:01] ---
    Oh, come on.
[17:02] ---
    Look, if I were mad, it'd be a big deal!
[17:05] ---
    What the hell?
[17:13] ---
    It's pouring. Forget going out in this.
[17:18] ---
    I hope she's still home...
[17:26] ---
    "Super Huge"
[17:26] ---
    I was just about to call you.
[17:30] ---
    I figured if it was gonna rain anyway,
    I may as well play games at your place.
[17:34] ---
    I thought I'd cook, so I did a little shopping,
    and it started raining harder...
[17:40] ---
    By the time I left the supermarket,
    it was a total disaster.
[17:43] ---
    I appreciate the sentiment,
    but don't go overboard.
[17:46] ---
    Can I borrow your shower?
    Oh... and a change of clothes.
[17:50] ---
    Aw, I shouldn't have worn my favorite shirt.
[17:55] ---
    Care to join me?
[17:57] ---
    Go already!
[18:00] ---
    Honestly.
[18:05] ---
    Whoa! I'm soaked clear through to my undies!
[18:08] ---
    Ugh! TMI!
[18:18] ---
    This shirt is ginormous!
[18:20] ---
    I'll just get lunch started
    before we start playing.
[18:23] ---
    Hey, uh, thanks.
[18:25] ---
    Ta-da!
[18:26] ---
    You don't have any good cookware,
    so I'm giving you my old pot.
[18:31] ---
    That's incredibly nice of you. I appreciate it.
[18:36] ---
    "Uza Curry" "Beef"
[18:36] ---
    First...
[18:38] ---
    Need help?
[18:40] ---
    You're no cook. How about washing these veggies?
[18:44] ---
    Yeah, sure.
[18:46] ---
    You're awfully obedient today, Senpai.
[18:49] ---
    It's just that everything's been
    going wrong for you today, so...
[18:55] ---
    It's fine--I'm a good cook.
[18:59] ---
    You said you couldn't taste the porridge
    I made for you when you were sick,
[19:04] ---
    so there's a little score-settling in the mix.
[19:06] ---
    I'm really sorry I said that.
[19:09] ---
    My cooking will have your
    unsophisticated palate moaning!
[19:14] ---
    Again, you've gone a step too far.
[19:20] ---
    What game do you want to play?
[19:22] ---
    Oh! You downloaded Meowcraft! Let's play that!
[19:29] ---
    Let's work together to build
    something totally out-there!
[19:33] ---
    This is too perfect a way for
    a college student to waste a day off.
[19:42] ---
    Ah, whatever.
[19:45] ---
    Ready to be a useless college student?
[19:47] ---
    I mean, you've been one all along.
[19:50] ---
    Back off!
[20:16] ---
    Phew! That was fun!
[20:21] ---
    I guess it was asking too much
    to finish our build in one day.
[20:25] ---
    It did get torn down a few times.
[20:27] ---
    We can just work on it
    the next time you're over.
[20:30] ---
    The... next time?
[20:34] ---
    Hmm?
[20:37] ---
    Yeah!
[20:40] ---
    Enough with the scary laugh!
[20:47] ---
    Put the curry pot in
    the fridge just like that, 'kay?
[20:52] ---
    Will do.
[20:54] ---
    It'll taste even better after sitting overnight.
[20:58] ---
    You know, I've heard that. Is it true?
[21:01] ---
    Let it sit overnight and the roux
    soaks into the meat and veggies,
[21:05] ---
    which release their umami components--amino
    acids, sugars--into the roux!
[21:09] ---
    That's how you get a richer
    umami flavor all through the curry.
[21:12] ---
    I'm sorry I asked.
[21:15] ---
    I'm looking forward to it.
[21:17] ---
    Good!
[21:19] ---
    Though today's was already plenty good.
[21:24] ---
    Senpai?
[21:28] ---
    You said "the next time"... How about tomorrow?
[21:35] ---
    Oh, to pick up where we left off today?
    Sure. God knows I'm free.
[21:40] ---
    Hooray!
[21:45] ---
    Then let's hang out again, okay?
[21:49] ---
    Yep.
[21:51] ---
    Um... wait--what?
[21:55] ---
    Sorry. I seem to have
    left my pass at your place.
[22:02] ---
    You're so disorganized.
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
    in My Friend`s Business!"

E5 - I Want to Meddle in My Friend's Business!

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[00:13] ---
    Summer already, huh?
[00:18] ---
    Senpai!
[00:24] ---
    It's that sweaty time of year again!
[00:27] ---
    You're too hyper, that's all.
[00:30] ---
    Hey, hey, Senpai?
[00:31] ---
    What?
[00:32] ---
    Can I come over to your place today?
[00:36] ---
    Today? Again?
[00:38] ---
    I'm just really worried you'll build
    more of Uzaki Hills without me!
[00:44] ---
    I so won't.
[00:46] ---
    Creepy old tower.
    Looks like an evil emperor's hangout.
[00:49] ---
    An evil emperor's hangout? No way!
[00:52] ---
    That's my dream house,
    stuffed full of my perfect ideals!
[00:55] ---
    You'd set up a lava trap at your own house?!
[00:58] ---
    Oh, that?
[00:59] ---
    That is so you can always come by and visit!
[01:03] ---
    What, you want to trap me?
[01:05] ---
    Trap you? Why, I never! How rude!
[01:08] ---
    With the lava! What else could I mean?
[01:19] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:42] ---
    "Episode 5: I Want to Meddle
    in My Friend's Business!"
[02:55] ---
    What are you doing out there, kitty?
[03:00] ---
    I'll rescue you.
    Stay right there and be a good kitty.
[03:06] ---
    Almost there...
[03:10] ---
    It's all right.
[03:14] ---
    Hey!
[03:18] ---
    No!
[03:25] ---
    A dream? I was... dreaming?
[03:28] ---
    Well, yeah.
[03:30] ---
    Must've nodded off, then woke up in a panic.
    That hasn't happened in a while.
[03:36] ---
    If anyone saw that...
[03:46] ---
    It had to be her--and only
    at the worst possible times!
[03:50] ---
    Turn around! We're in the middle of class!
[03:54] ---
    Hey, hey, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai!
[03:57] ---
    Were you dreaming of falling from a high place?
    You totally jolted awake!
[04:02] ---
    Don't be nodding off, now!
[04:04] ---
    To think I was a witness to the big moment!
[04:08] ---
    God, you bug me!
[04:10] ---
    Be quiet. Class has started!
[04:13] ---
    Whoopsie!
[04:15] ---
    Are you familiar with dream interpretation?
[04:19] ---
    It holds that the content of
    one's dreams reveal one's mental state.
[04:23] ---
    Dreams of falling from a height, for example,
[04:26] ---
    indicate deep-seated feelings of anxiety,
[04:29] ---
    while vague unease about
    one's career or personal prospects...
[04:30] ---
    Oh, you're anxious, Senpai?
[04:32] ---
    Don't worry--you can tell me anything.
[04:36] ---
    Shut up.
[04:37] ---
    Dreaming of falling when one is in
    high spirits or getting carried away
[04:43] ---
    can also be interpreted as a warning
    to put one's feet on the ground,
[04:45] ---
    Getting carried away there, Senpai?
[04:47] ---
    Shut up, I said!
[04:47] ---
    a subconscious dissatisfaction
    with the action or attitude responsible.
[04:50] ---
    Quit getting so excited!
    Get those feet on the ground!
[04:54] ---
    Look who's talking!
[04:59] ---
    Talk about a timely lecture! Too funny!
[05:04] ---
    Really laid bare your deepest psyche, huh?
[05:08] ---
    Can it. Besides, I'm not a kid--
    I don't believe in that stuff.
[05:13] ---
    Maybe it was a little juvenile...
[05:16] ---
    Well, I'm more of a believer.
[05:18] ---
    Psychological tests, blood-type fortunes...
[05:21] ---
    Superstition, all of it.
    That's not what psychology is about.
[05:26] ---
    Sure, you say that, but are you
    sure you're not just acting tough?
[05:30] ---
    Yeah, right.
[05:31] ---
    But psychologically speaking--
[05:34] ---
    Uh-oh... I'm--
[05:37] ---
    Watch out! What are you doing, idiot?
[05:40] ---
    Nice catch, Senpai. That was scary!
[05:43] ---
    That's what happens when
    you're focused on riling someone up
[05:46] ---
    instead of watching your step.
[05:48] ---
    Be careful, dummy!
[05:50] ---
    Which reminds me...
[05:52] ---
    Of what?
[05:54] ---
    People who trip down stairs
    can develop climacophobia,
[05:57] ---
    the fear of descending stairs.
[05:59] ---
    Uh, what? Where'd this
    come from all of a sudden?
[06:03] ---
    It's a psychological aftershock.
[06:04] ---
    Huh?
[06:06] ---
    It's also known as "the stair yips."
[06:08] ---
    You're navigating stairs as usual, until one day
[06:11] ---
    you just can't go down them smoothly,
    or you tumble down them--
[06:15] ---
    until at last, you're scared
    of the very stairs themselves.
[06:19] ---
    Stop that!
[06:20] ---
    That's terrifying!
[06:26] ---
    Aw!
[06:27] ---
    C'mon, why not?
[06:29] ---
    Ah!
[06:31] ---
    'Cause I have plans with that guy.
[06:36] ---
    Maybe next time, okay?
[06:38] ---
    Aw!
[06:40] ---
    You showed up at the perfect time, Sak.
    Those girls are relentless!
[06:44] ---
    What gives, Itsuhito? You running away?
[06:47] ---
    "Itsuhito Sakaki, 21 - College Junior"
[06:48] ---
    It's honestly not much fun going drinking
    with that bunch. We just don't click.
[06:53] ---
    Huh.
[06:55] ---
    So many people drink way too much.
[06:57] ---
    I prefer a more stylish approach
    to enjoying alcohol.
[07:00] ---
    In the end, sober me is left
    to clean up the mess.
[07:04] ---
    Yeah, I'm not into that, either.
[07:06] ---
    There goes Sakaki. Aren't we going after him?
[07:10] ---
    Hmm... But that other guy's a little scary.
[07:13] ---
    I get that.
[07:15] ---
    It's the eyes.
[07:16] ---
    Yeah--the eyes.
[07:18] ---
    Those two are together a lot. Are they friends?
[07:25] ---
    Hey, it feels like I barely saw
    you around at all last month.
[07:29] ---
    Yeah, I popped over to Okinawa.
[07:32] ---
    Okinawa?! It's not even summer break!
[07:35] ---
    I just had this sudden urge
    to see that gorgeous ocean.
[07:38] ---
    He's living free and easy.
[07:40] ---
    What about you, Sak?
    Anything happen while I was gone?
[07:47] ---
    Nope.
[07:52] ---
    Well...
[07:54] ---
    It's just... hmm... What even was that?
[07:58] ---
    My days were... hard to describe.
[08:01] ---
    What the hell?
[08:03] ---
    Life was ordinary enough, generally speaking.
[08:06] ---
    I went to classes,
    worked my job, played games and stuff...
[08:10] ---
    Kept pretty busy.
[08:14] ---
    Enough! Will you go hog wild just once?!
[08:17] ---
    I've been hanging out with you
    for three years. Your life is dull!
[08:22] ---
    It's depressing just hearing about it!
[08:24] ---
    Only four years of college,
    and you're wasting it! Enjoy it!
[08:27] ---
    Get a girlfriend!
[08:28] ---
    You always say that.
[08:33] ---
    This is no time to be drinking!
[08:34] ---
    What the--? You gave it to me!
[08:36] ---
    Shut up! Jerks like you
    who waste their youth are insufferable!
[08:40] ---
    Hey, Senpai!
[08:42] ---
    There you are!
[08:45] ---
    Huh?
[08:46] ---
    Might this person be...
[08:48] ---
    Wait--could he be--your... friend?
[08:52] ---
    Yeah, that's right.
[08:53] ---
    What?!
[08:56] ---
    So you... you really did have a friend.
[09:02] ---
    You did talk him up sometimes...
[09:04] ---
    ...but I thought he was imaginary.
[09:08] ---
    You saw me eating with him in the dining hall!
[09:12] ---
    I thought maybe you were
    pretending he was your friend.
[09:17] ---
    I'm so happy... Oh, I really am so glad...
[09:21] ---
    Wait--you were seriously worried about me?!
[09:23] ---
    Quit looking at me like that!
[09:26] ---
    Oh, right. You're that girl
    who's with Sak now and then.
[09:29] ---
    I'm a junior, like him. Name's Sakaki--pleasure.
[09:31] ---
    Hana Uzaki, sophomore!
[09:33] ---
    Senpai is a hardcore gloomlord,
    but I hope you'll get along well together.
[09:37] ---
    Who even are you to me?
[09:39] ---
    Don't you worry, Senpai--
    I'll still keep hanging out with you.
[09:44] ---
    So where are we going to go after class today?
[09:46] ---
    Why are you saying that like
    my schedule's already booked?
[09:50] ---
    I said I was going
    to hang out at your place today.
[09:53] ---
    You want to come over again today? Seriously?
[09:55] ---
    I mean, if you're always hanging out
    with your one male friend, people'll talk.
[10:00] ---
    They'll make fanart outta you!
[10:02] ---
    Who exactly are you worried about?
    Do you even know what that means?
[10:06] ---
    And don't assume, amid all this nonsense,
    that I only have one male friend.
[10:10] ---
    Now, now--you don't have to show off.
[10:12] ---
    I'm not!
[10:13] ---
    So that's how it is.
[10:14] ---
    No, really--it's fine!
[10:16] ---
    Whoops! Well, I've got another class.
[10:20] ---
    Get to it.
[10:23] ---
    She's a nice girl.
[10:24] ---
    Sometimes.
[10:27] ---
    Oh, Sak...
[10:28] ---
    It's not like that.
[10:30] ---
    Don't worry; I get it. Just leave it to me.
[10:33] ---
    Huh?
[10:34] ---
    You've found love at long last!
[10:37] ---
    You don't get it at all!
[10:39] ---
    Don't be bashful!
    I'm your wingman--I've got your back!
[10:42] ---
    Ugh! Another giant pain in the ass!
[10:46] ---
    What sort of situation are you after?
    Romantic? Erotic?
[10:46] ---
    "Summer Romance Watermelon"
    "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold" "Icy Cold"
[10:50] ---
    Oh, this is going to be one fun summer!
[11:00] ---
    Yes!
[11:01] ---
    Ah, dammit.
[11:03] ---
    Hey, you two.
[11:05] ---
    Oh, hi.
[11:06] ---
    Hey.
[11:08] ---
    So how long have you known each other?
[11:11] ---
    She was my junior in high school.
[11:13] ---
    We were in the same club.
[11:14] ---
    Huh. A pretty long time, then.
[11:17] ---
    You could say that.
[11:18] ---
    Uh-huh.
[11:21] ---
    And how far have you gone?
[11:23] ---
    Any fooling around?
[11:30] ---
    Look here, you...
[11:31] ---
    This guy looks good,
    but he's really just the worst, huh.
[11:34] ---
    So, is that a no?
[11:35] ---
    It's a no!
[11:36] ---
    It's not something you talk about--and
    we wouldn't tell you even if we did!
[11:39] ---
    Not even a little?
[11:40] ---
    No!
[11:41] ---
    Not at all?
[11:42] ---
    Not at all!
[11:42] ---
    Huh?
[11:43] ---
    Eh?
[11:44] ---
    Huh?
[11:46] ---
    Oh, uh... never mind.
[11:48] ---
    Huh? Eh? N-Now hang on a sec--
    I seriously don't remember anything!
[11:52] ---
    N-No, it's fine. I mean, it's just between us.
[11:54] ---
    If you don't know,
    then it doesn't count. It's okay.
[11:57] ---
    It is not okay! Tell me! What did I do? Where? When?
[11:59] ---
    I knew it!
[12:01] ---
    Ugh! Shut up! This is sexual harassment!
[12:04] ---
    Now you're mad at me, and I don't even know why!
[12:06] ---
    Sakaki, too, going all in
    on the sexual harassment!
[12:09] ---
    Just drop it.
[12:10] ---
    S-Sexual... harassment?
[12:10] ---
    Sorry.
[12:12] ---
    Senpai's a good guy.
[12:14] ---
    From where I stand, he's the
    safest creature in the whole world.
[12:18] ---
    When you put it like that...
    it's actually pretty awful.
[12:21] ---
    Again, sorry. I'd just never heard
    any romantic tales about Sak before.
[12:28] ---
    Seeing Mr. Serious here with
    a girl piqued my interest, that's all.
[12:32] ---
    We can't really help that.
[12:34] ---
    He's a gloomy klutz of a sleepyhead
    villain loner, so I keep him company.
[12:40] ---
    Who are you calling a gloomy klutz
    of a sleepyhead villain loner?!
[12:43] ---
    I like to spend my time quietly, by myself!
[12:46] ---
    You two get along amazingly well!
[12:49] ---
    And it's not just me. I bet everyone thinks so!
[12:52] ---
    You know: "Oh, those two must be dating."
[12:55] ---
    Haven't you heard that tons of times?
[12:58] ---
    But we're not.
[13:01] ---
    Okay, you're not--for now. I get that much.
[13:04] ---
    But you're gonna have to eventually.
[13:07] ---
    Uzaki.
[13:09] ---
    Let's grab some ice cream
    from the convenience store. My treat.
[13:11] ---
    Really? Hooray!
[13:15] ---
    Did they just run away?
[13:17] ---
    Still, that's not the reaction I was expecting.
[13:20] ---
    I pictured something a little more innocent.
[13:23] ---
    But it's not that he simply dislikes her...
[13:26] ---
    There must be a reason.
[13:28] ---
    Hmm?
[13:31] ---
    Got a sec?
[13:34] ---
    And who are you?
[13:35] ---
    Ami Asai, senior. Friend of those two.
[13:38] ---
    I'm Sakaki--same year as Sakurai.
    Nice to meet you.
[13:41] ---
    Sakaki.
[13:42] ---
    What was that?
[13:44] ---
    What was it? Just a friendly chat, that's all.
[13:47] ---
    Were you listening in?
    You should have joined us!
[13:50] ---
    You've gone too far.
[13:52] ---
    Teasing those two is one thing,
    but do you have to be so blunt about it?
[13:57] ---
    Just putting out some feelers.
    I got shut out, though.
[14:02] ---
    I want to watch over those two--and
    I won't let anyone get in my way.
[14:06] ---
    Doing things your way may very well
    end up nipping their love in the bud.
[14:10] ---
    You must watch them from a distance,
    with no unnecessary prying!
[14:14] ---
    I see...
[14:16] ---
    So you're rooting for them, too, huh?
    And you really care.
[14:21] ---
    You've changed my mind.
    After all, we both want them to be together.
[14:31] ---
    How about we team up, then?
[14:34] ---
    I'd do anything for those two!
[14:39] ---
    Wrong!
[14:41] ---
    What?!
[14:42] ---
    I don't need anyone's help! Quit your meddling!
[14:47] ---
    And what part of me wanting to observe
    from out here do you not understand?!
[14:53] ---
    You're pretty crass yourself!
[14:56] ---
    I won't let you meddle
    indiscriminately in their business!
[15:00] ---
    Jeez, what a pain!
[15:03] ---
    You both are.
[15:05] ---
    Want to share, Senpai? C'mon.
[15:11] ---
    You don't want any?
[15:13] ---
    Don't be shy. After all, you bought 'em.
[15:17] ---
    C'mon.
[15:20] ---
    That refreshing green-blue
    packaging... choco-mint, huh?
[15:24] ---
    Is choco-mint any good?
[15:26] ---
    Choco-mint is delicious!
[15:29] ---
    Choco-mint...
[15:31] ---
    But choco-mint--isn't that toothpaste?
[15:34] ---
    Huh?
[15:37] ---
    What did you just say?
[15:38] ---
    Eh?
[15:40] ---
    Look me in the eye and say that again.
[15:43] ---
    Wait... what?
[15:45] ---
    It's just... I was wondering
    if choco-mint was really any good,
[15:49] ---
    since that's what toothpaste tastes like.
[15:51] ---
    There it is! You idiot!
[15:53] ---
    That is always what people
    who don't eat choco-mint say
[15:55] ---
    when they're mocking choco-mint!
[15:58] ---
    I'm not mocking anything.
[15:59] ---
    You are! It started when
    you compared it to toothpaste!
[16:03] ---
    Even though it's your garbage palate's
    fault you can't eat choco-mint,
[16:07] ---
    you cowards are always
    so quick to blame the mint!
[16:09] ---
    "Coward"
[16:12] ---
    Then these jerks always go to
    "No way can that be good"
[16:16] ---
    and "Why don't you just eat toothpaste, then?"
[16:18] ---
    Morons!
[16:19] ---
    Toothpaste isn't something you eat!
[16:21] ---
    Can you even imagine it, Senpai?
[16:23] ---
    How humiliating it is to be mocked
    by idiots who don't know the difference
[16:26] ---
    between toothpaste and food?!
[16:28] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[16:29] ---
    But what I really can't stand
[16:31] ---
    is the sheer arrogance of people
    who think it's okay to persecute
[16:34] ---
    what they don't understand!
[16:36] ---
    That's right! We choco-mintians
    have been exposed for so long!
[16:40] ---
    "Choco-mintians"?
[16:41] ---
    Exposed to the unknowing abuse
    that stems from a lack of understanding!
[16:42] ---
    Isn't that just toothpaste?
[16:45] ---
    When choco-mint, as ice cream,
    made its way to Japan from distant continents,
[16:50] ---
    sales were poor due to its
    intense coloration and unique flavor.
[16:55] ---
    And yet!
[16:56] ---
    We choco-mintians, amidst bias and prejudice,
[16:59] ---
    slowly grew in number with many years of effort.
[17:02] ---
    Now it's praised as
    invigorating, Instagrammable--
[17:06] ---
    with more cafés serving choco-mint sweets
[17:09] ---
    and more varieties of choco-mint goods
    on food-store shelves every year!
[17:15] ---
    Nevertheless!
[17:16] ---
    The palate-poor anti-choco-mint
    brigade chooses ignorance!
[17:20] ---
    Rise, O choco-mintians!
[17:22] ---
    Turn your sadness into anger
    and make your stand!
[17:25] ---
    You hate it, don't you, Senpai?
[17:27] ---
    It sucks when people mock your favorite game
    when they've never played it
[17:31] ---
    and know nothing about it!
[17:33] ---
    Well, yeah, it does.
[17:35] ---
    Besides, it's all out of order!
[17:37] ---
    Mint doesn't taste like toothpaste--
    toothpaste tastes like mint!
[17:42] ---
    Idiot!
[17:45] ---
    She... She is seriously pissed.
[17:48] ---
    Never mind those palate-poor losers!
[17:50] ---
    I'm grateful for choco-mint!
[17:53] ---
    Thank you, choco-mint!
[17:58] ---
    One bite and the sharp,
    refreshing mint flavor fills your mouth,
[18:04] ---
    the gentle notes of sweet chocolate
    slowly fading away.
[18:09] ---
    That soothing feeling makes you
    want to take another bite right away.
[18:15] ---
    No matter what anyone says...
[18:19] ---
    ...choco-mint is delicious.
[18:51] ---
    What the hell?
[18:54] ---
    Thank you very much.
[18:56] ---
    Brava. I guess you've been
    holding onto some things, too.
[18:59] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[19:01] ---
    You can hate whatever you want,
    but don't diss what someone else likes.
[19:05] ---
    Mind your own beeswax!
[19:07] ---
    Though you did mock my solo movies.
[19:11] ---
    But man, I never dreamed that you
    would be one of those lower lifeforms.
[19:17] ---
    Over one lousy ice cream? That's a little much.
[19:21] ---
    It's not that I hate it...
[19:24] ---
    I couldn't handle mint as a kid.
[19:27] ---
    Ever since, anything with that cooling
    sensation--gum, cough drops--forget it.
[19:31] ---
    I even use a non-mint toothpaste.
[19:35] ---
    That cooling sensation is the best part!
[19:37] ---
    With the sweet chocolate chaser?
    That's the real charm of choco-mint!
[19:42] ---
    But since I can't do mint,
[19:45] ---
    I've never tried choco-mint.
[19:50] ---
    What?!
[19:54] ---
    Why, you... Mock choco-mint untasted, will you?!
[19:58] ---
    All right! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[20:04] ---
    I see. So it all stems from childhood trauma.
[20:08] ---
    But that means you should be fine now, right?
[20:15] ---
    They do say your sense of
    taste changes as you grow up.
[20:18] ---
    Maybe, but still...
[20:20] ---
    Wanna try one, just to see?
[20:24] ---
    Why the hesitation?
[20:26] ---
    You'll be fine--it's not an intense mint.
[20:30] ---
    What, are you scared?
[20:32] ---
    Huh?
[20:33] ---
    C'mon, you can do it.
[20:35] ---
    Conquer your pickiness. Mint's not scary.
[20:39] ---
    Your eyes sure are!
[20:44] ---
    Look, just eat it already. C'mon!
[20:47] ---
    All right, fine. Here goes...
[20:50] ---
    Great! Say "ah"!
[20:55] ---
    Now that I think about it, isn't this...
[21:00] ---
    An indirect--?!
    Wait--now it's rubbing off on me!
[21:05] ---
    But if I don't eat this now,
    it'll turn into this big thing again.
[21:10] ---
    Couldn't she be a little more mindful?!
[21:14] ---
    Ugh!
[21:22] ---
    Well?
[21:24] ---
    It... it's actually, uh... tasty, I... I'd say.
[21:28] ---
    That's a pretty vague answer.
[21:31] ---
    But you managed to eat it!
[21:33] ---
    Last one's mine!
[21:44] ---
    Oh, I-I'm sorry.
[21:47] ---
    For... For what?
[21:50] ---
    N-Nothing...
[21:54] ---
    Don't realize it now!
[21:58] ---
    But it'll take a thousand years
    for them to get together on their own!
[22:03] ---
    Then I'll live a thousand years!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
    I Want to Test My Courage!"
[23:40] ---
    I will get you two together, Sak!

E6 - Summer! The Beach! I Want to Test My Courage!

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[00:16] ---
    Look, Senpai--the ocean!
[00:18] ---
    I mean, obviously.
[00:20] ---
    Right?
[00:23] ---
    Ocean! Ocean! Ocean!
[00:26] ---
    It's so hot...
[00:29] ---
    "Beach Barn"
    "Watermelon Piñatas 2,000 Yen"
[00:33] ---
    Niiice.
[00:37] ---
    The beach in summer makes everyone open up.
[00:41] ---
    What are these four doing there?
[00:44] ---
    It all began one afternoon a week earlier,
[00:47] ---
    right here in this café.
[00:50] ---
    All right, folks: here comes
    Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!
[00:54] ---
    Ready? Go!
[01:04] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:27] ---
    "Episode 6: Summer! The Beach!
    I Want to Test My Courage!"
[02:36] ---
    And so,
[02:38] ---
    this is our new part-timer: Hana Uzaki.
[02:42] ---
    Glad to be part of the team!
[02:44] ---
    What's the big idea?
[02:45] ---
    You were so gung-ho on me quitting
    so I could get some peace!
[02:49] ---
    Aw, don't be a hater. We'll have fun!
[02:55] ---
    Although I'm here in part because
    I wanted to see that hater face of yours.
[02:59] ---
    Damn you!
[03:00] ---
    With summer break around the corner and all,
    I wanted a little more spending money.
[03:04] ---
    I asked the owner and got his immediate okay!
[03:07] ---
    I thought it'd be fun,
    so I figured I'd hire her.
[03:10] ---
    That's your reason?!
[03:13] ---
    Now, Sakurai, you may not like Hana,
[03:16] ---
    but she is the one who
    came to me looking for a job.
[03:20] ---
    Wouldn't it be wrong for you to try to stop her?
[03:24] ---
    B-But...
[03:27] ---
    Well, just show her the ropes for now.
    One learns by teaching, you know.
[03:33] ---
    All right.
[03:36] ---
    You sure about this, Senpai?
    Think you can teach me?
[03:40] ---
    Listen, you...
[03:43] ---
    When a customer comes in,
    show them to their seat.
[03:48] ---
    Regulars often head to their
    favorite spot before you take them there.
[03:53] ---
    I'm a practice customer.
[03:54] ---
    Here: ice water and a hand towel.
[03:56] ---
    This is the first thing
    we bring to each new customer.
[04:00] ---
    Wait till you see they're seated,
    then bring these out.
[04:06] ---
    Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:09] ---
    Please let me know when you're ready to order.
[04:13] ---
    Careful not to make a menu-reading
    customer feel rushed or pressured.
[04:18] ---
    Then you take their order.
[04:20] ---
    That's how it usually goes. Next we'll--
[04:23] ---
    Ooh! Senpai!
[04:24] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[04:26] ---
    Where are all the jokes?
[04:28] ---
    There aren't any! What exactly did you expect?!
[04:30] ---
    This act is going on forever!
    You gotta toss in a little joke or three.
[04:34] ---
    What act?! We're not putting on a skit here!
[04:39] ---
    So serious!
[04:40] ---
    Of course! You're getting
    paid for this--take it seriously!
[04:45] ---
    So serious!
[04:45] ---
    Hey, it's your café, Mr. Employer!
[04:48] ---
    We've been showing her how
    it's done since before you arrived.
[04:51] ---
    This right here was all about winding you up!
[04:55] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:58] ---
    Thank you very much!
[05:02] ---
    Hey, are you going anywhere over summer break?
[05:06] ---
    Hmm? Nowhere in particular.
[05:08] ---
    I've been looking forward
    to this game that's coming out--
[05:10] ---
    I plan to hole up at home as much as possible.
[05:12] ---
    What?!
[05:13] ---
    You do that all year long!
[05:16] ---
    You're gonna waste your
    precious summer break on games?!
[05:19] ---
    Oh, man... this is shaping up
    to be the best summer ever!
[05:22] ---
    Th-This athletic shut-in is just hopeless.
[05:26] ---
    I've got to do something!
[05:28] ---
    Then let's go to the beach! Or a pool!
[05:32] ---
    Eh?
[05:35] ---
    Then it's settled! A done deal!
[05:36] ---
    You haven't done any swimming since
    you graduated high school, have you?
[05:41] ---
    Now that you mention it... no.
[05:43] ---
    Huh!
[05:45] ---
    Heard you were working together
    and came by to see for myself.
[05:47] ---
    Huh?
[05:47] ---
    Oh!
[05:50] ---
    Now this looks like a fun conversation!
[05:59] ---
    It's so hot...
[06:01] ---
    Hey, Ami!
[06:04] ---
    Over here!
[06:07] ---
    Hey, Hana!
[06:09] ---
    Here, here! Over this way!
[06:32] ---
    What a terrible sight.
    Those things are weapons.
[06:36] ---
    We rented an umbrella and
    set out a beach blanket! C'mon!
[06:41] ---
    Thanks!
[06:44] ---
    I wish the bossman could have come, too.
[06:46] ---
    Not after he threw out his back.
[06:49] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[06:53] ---
    Oh, Sakaki? He came a little earlier,
    said he was gonna check out our lodging.
[06:58] ---
    Right.
[07:01] ---
    I'll handle transportation and lodging.
[07:03] ---
    Huh? You sure, Itsuhito?
[07:05] ---
    Hooray! Let's all go together!
[07:08] ---
    Beach! Beach! Beach!
[07:08] ---
    Hey! Where do you get off--
[07:11] ---
    I know how you feel, but... it's them.
[07:15] ---
    Can you in good conscience send them off?
[07:17] ---
    Just the two of them--no regrets?
[07:22] ---
    So now it's up to me to watch over those two.
[07:26] ---
    Oh? Where's Sakurai? Wasn't he with you?
[07:30] ---
    Senpai? He's...
[07:34] ---
    ...there!
[07:35] ---
    That's far! How did he wind up out there?!
[07:38] ---
    "Kids, don't try this at home!"
[07:39] ---
    He got so hyped up gazing at the water,
[07:41] ---
    then went running into it full tilt
    like he just couldn't take it anymore!
[07:45] ---
    That jerk will stop at nothing
    to get his alone time.
[07:51] ---
    I've never swum in the ocean before--
[07:53] ---
    the waves make it
    a little different than a pool.
[07:56] ---
    And fun!
[07:57] ---
    Hardcore much?!
[07:59] ---
    Listen, Sakurai, you don't need goggles
    at the beach--let alone a swim cap!
[08:05] ---
    You're not a lifeguard!
[08:07] ---
    Oh, really?
[08:09] ---
    See? It's like I told you.
[08:11] ---
    The whole swim-club look turns
    people off, so let's skip it today.
[08:15] ---
    Look, we're here to have fun!
    This is leisure time!
[08:19] ---
    Forget all about swim club for now!
[08:22] ---
    She's super ticked off.
[08:24] ---
    And why'd you leave Hana behind
    and go swimming alone?
[08:28] ---
    Huh?
[08:31] ---
    See, if you're all alone, so is Hana.
[08:36] ---
    What if someone hits on her?
[08:38] ---
    Huh?
[08:40] ---
    Can you be responsible if something happens?
[08:44] ---
    The guy she came with has to look out for her!
[08:47] ---
    Got it? Say something!
[08:48] ---
    Y-Yessir...
[08:50] ---
    You can start with swimsuit compliments.
[08:52] ---
    I doubt it'll come easy to you,
    but that's what you get for going solo.
[08:56] ---
    Uh... okay.
[08:58] ---
    Let's see...
[09:00] ---
    You look really good in that swimsuit.
    Just wonderful.
[09:03] ---
    The sky blue suits your personal image,
[09:06] ---
    and, uh...
[09:09] ---
    Not mine!
[09:15] ---
    Wow, what a shock. Looking at me
    so seriously from so close up...
[09:20] ---
    Doofus.
[09:22] ---
    Hey, Uzaki...
[09:23] ---
    What's up, Senpai? The dolphin's almost ready.
[09:35] ---
    Oh, dear! Did he say something?
[09:38] ---
    Huh? Oh, nothing! Nothing at all!
[09:43] ---
    Covering up her embarrassment, huh?
[09:49] ---
    Will that do?
[09:52] ---
    Good job. Well done.
[09:53] ---
    I remain somewhat suspicious.
[09:57] ---
    Hey! Enjoying yourselves? I brought a snack!
[10:01] ---
    Oh, thanks.
[10:03] ---
    Ooh, a watermelon!
[10:04] ---
    But we'll use this.
[10:07] ---
    A bat?
[10:08] ---
    That's right--it's time for...
[10:10] ---
    ...a seaside standby: the watermelon piñata!
[10:15] ---
    Why me?
[10:17] ---
    You've never done it before!
    We're making memories, Sak!
[10:21] ---
    Okay, blindfold's on.
[10:23] ---
    If you insist. Come at me--from any direction!
[10:28] ---
    It's actually more fun to be on the guiding end.
[10:32] ---
    Or the mis guiding end.
[10:36] ---
    First let's blindside him
    and drop-kick him into the ocean!
[10:44] ---
    You go there first?
[10:46] ---
    What kind of games do you play, anyway?
[10:49] ---
    Okay, Uzaki, you get right on Sak there.
[10:51] ---
    Roger that!
[10:52] ---
    Hang on--can I get a video
    of this with my phone?
[10:56] ---
    Hey! You realize I can
    hear everything you're saying!
[10:59] ---
    Go on then, Sak!
[11:03] ---
    Ooh, Senpai, you're practically a sitting duck.
[11:06] ---
    I'll get you for this.
[11:08] ---
    Okay, here goes...
[11:10] ---
    Right!
[11:11] ---
    Over a short distance: up, down, left, right, B!
[11:16] ---
    That's how you start? Are you nuts?
[11:19] ---
    Down, up, down, B, down-right,
    up-left, B, up, up-left, A!
[11:24] ---
    Why the hell are you feeding me
    inputs for fighting-game moves?!
[11:28] ---
    Seriously, quit screwing around!
[11:30] ---
    Right, right, up, down, left, B!
    Left, down, right, up, A, B!
[11:30] ---
    Wow, is she in her element.
    Nothing left for us to do.
[11:34] ---
    That doesn't make any sense!
[11:34] ---
    Now that's what I call a gift.
[11:38] ---
    Dammit...
[11:40] ---
    Start by walking forward, Sakurai.
[11:41] ---
    "True"
[11:42] ---
    A little to the right--to the right!
[11:44] ---
    Senpai, Senpai! Up, X, down, B, L, Y, R, A!
[11:45] ---
    "Not an option"
[11:49] ---
    Shut up, Uzaki!
[11:54] ---
    Uh-oh--
[11:58] ---
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow...
[12:00] ---
    Huh?
[12:06] ---
    What's this? A jellyfish?
[12:14] ---
    Now, come on--that's just way too convenient!
[12:18] ---
    Hey, tell me where to go! Where's that melon?
[12:24] ---
    Aren't you grabbing it right now?
[12:26] ---
    Huh?
[12:32] ---
    Could you please move first?
[12:39] ---
    Are we there yet?
[12:41] ---
    Relax. The place is just up ahead.
[12:45] ---
    What are you so pouty about?
[12:47] ---
    Nothing. I'm not pouty.
[12:51] ---
    Oh?
[12:53] ---
    It was bound to happen.
[12:56] ---
    Ugh, forget it! Where's that damn watermelon?
[13:03] ---
    Huh? Oh, so that was the watermelon.
[13:24] ---
    He is such a doofus.
[13:28] ---
    Here we are.
[13:32] ---
    When you said you'd handle the lodging...
[13:34] ---
    Is this your summer home?
[13:38] ---
    Come on in. Pick whichever room you like!
[13:41] ---
    I didn't know you were rich, Sakaki.
[13:44] ---
    I knew you had a summer home,
    but this is the first I've seen it.
[13:48] ---
    I invited you last year--you just didn't come!
[13:51] ---
    And my parents are the rich ones, not me.
[13:55] ---
    Whoa! Check it out, Senpai!
[13:58] ---
    A rich person's light switch!
[14:00] ---
    Wow! It really is!
[14:02] ---
    Whoa! The intercom has a camera!
[14:05] ---
    Seriously?!
[14:06] ---
    Whoa! It's one of those click-pull things!
[14:08] ---
    Awesome!
[14:11] ---
    What's your standard for "rich," anyway?
[14:15] ---
    Take anything you want from the fridge.
    I stocked it up for today.
[14:20] ---
    Wow...
[14:21] ---
    Look, Senpai: meat!
[14:23] ---
    You do like meat, don't you?
[14:25] ---
    Well, of course I do! After all, it is meat!
[14:36] ---
    Mmm, delish! Cookouts are the best!
[14:40] ---
    What are we going to do after this?
[14:42] ---
    I brought a game!
[14:44] ---
    So did I.
[14:45] ---
    Then it's a showdown!
[14:47] ---
    Hey, you two, you can do that any old time!
[14:50] ---
    It's summer break!
    Sleeping away from home! And nighttime!
[14:54] ---
    That calls for a certain... activity.
[14:59] ---
    To the back hills!
[15:06] ---
    Well, we did what you said
    and followed you here...
[15:10] ---
    Is there something up there?
[15:12] ---
    It's awfully dark.
[15:14] ---
    Are we going to build a campfire?
[15:17] ---
    Sure, it's a little clichéd,
    but it's just not summer without...
[15:21] ---
    ...a test of courage! Let's do it!
[15:28] ---
    I'm out.
[15:29] ---
    There's this bluff up ahead, see?
[15:32] ---
    I don't want to hear it! I'm out!
[15:34] ---
    What gives, Sak? Not into this kind of thing?
[15:39] ---
    I don't play horror games
    or watch horror flicks.
[15:45] ---
    And do you know why?
[15:48] ---
    Because they're scary!
[15:50] ---
    You struck a pose to say that?
[15:52] ---
    He's desperately trying to avoid danger.
[15:56] ---
    Okay! I'm sorry!
[15:58] ---
    I seriously didn't know it was
    a problem for you. I apologize.
[16:03] ---
    Still... while it's great to be honest and all,
[16:06] ---
    maybe it wasn't such a hot idea
    to announce your own weakness.
[16:12] ---
    Huh...
[16:16] ---
    So scary stuff is too much for you, eh, Senpai?
[16:23] ---
    Why, I had no idea. Huh!
[16:28] ---
    Knock that off, Uzaki. It was all my fault.
[16:33] ---
    Isn't it too early to raise the white flag?
[16:35] ---
    He really can't deal with scary stuff, can he?
[16:38] ---
    Yoink!
[16:38] ---
    Ah!
[16:39] ---
    Woohoo! Got your phone!
[16:42] ---
    Time to air all your dirty laundry
    for everyone to see!
[16:46] ---
    No! Give that back! I mean it!
[16:48] ---
    You'll have to catch me first!
[16:51] ---
    Damn you!
[16:53] ---
    Ooh, you're fast, Senpai!
[16:54] ---
    Quit going further in!
[16:56] ---
    Wait up! Hey!
[16:57] ---
    Was this the plan?
[17:01] ---
    I figured we'd all go in together.
[17:04] ---
    Plus, I was picturing it the other way around.
[17:09] ---
    Oh, Senpai, I'm so scared!
[17:13] ---
    Good girl.
[17:16] ---
    Ah, well. Shall we go after them?
[17:23] ---
    The other day...
[17:24] ---
    Huh?
[17:26] ---
    You told me not to meddle, to watch over them.
[17:31] ---
    That's right.
[17:34] ---
    So I thought I'd just create
    the right conditions instead.
[17:39] ---
    Conditions for them to turn
    into something interesting.
[17:43] ---
    I knew it. I figured that's what happened.
[17:48] ---
    But when every move those
    two make is so unexpected...
[17:52] ---
    It doesn't go so well.
[17:56] ---
    But... why?
[17:58] ---
    Huh?
[17:59] ---
    Why would you go to such lengths?
[18:02] ---
    Why? Hmm...
[18:06] ---
    Sak's a great guy,
[18:09] ---
    but he's so damn serious,
    and awkward, and bad at making friends,
[18:14] ---
    and a loner...
[18:16] ---
    And while I know it's none of my business,
[18:20] ---
    I wish his college life could be more fun.
[18:26] ---
    Otherwise, it's kind of
    a waste, don't you think?
[18:37] ---
    That and... other reasons.
[18:41] ---
    Other reasons, huh?
[18:44] ---
    Oh, there they are.
[18:45] ---
    Huh?
[18:47] ---
    I'm really sorry, Senpai. Please forgive me!
[18:50] ---
    I got carried away.
[18:52] ---
    Sakaki and Ami are here, see? We'll all head back
    and have some ice cream, okay?
[18:58] ---
    I can't move another step.
[19:01] ---
    His voice is so weak!
[19:03] ---
    All right, I'm calling it off. Let's go back.
[19:06] ---
    We can go back and play games, Senpai.
[19:10] ---
    Play games...
[19:12] ---
    So weak!
[19:18] ---
    Yesss! Look at that, Senpai! New high score!
[19:28] ---
    You said you were going to play games!
[19:41] ---
    Sakaki and Ami fell asleep, too...
[19:45] ---
    Well, we did have a really active day today.
[19:48] ---
    Everyone's just tuckered out.
[19:52] ---
    Still, seeing his sleeping face
    like this gets me all restless!
[19:57] ---
    It's your fault for letting down your guard!
[20:03] ---
    S-S-Senpai! What are you doing?!
[20:09] ---
    He's asleep?
[20:11] ---
    So he's a hugger, huh? Didn't see that coming.
[20:16] ---
    Phew, what a fright.
[20:22] ---
    Wh-Whoa, Senpai!
    You're not secretly awake, are you?!
[20:29] ---
    He's out cold.
[20:32] ---
    I guess he wouldn't do this if he were awake.
[20:37] ---
    After all, I am the one who teased
    the scaredy cat and tired him out.
[20:41] ---
    Maybe it's okay for a little while, anyway.
[20:46] ---
    Just for today... Just for today...
[21:19] ---
    Huh!
[21:22] ---
    So I fell asleep in the
    living room after all that, eh?
[21:28] ---
    But man, it feels like
    I had a great night's sleep!
[21:33] ---
    You might want to invest
    in one of those body pillows.
[21:38] ---
    Huh? Why's that?
[21:40] ---
    Oh, no reason!
[21:48] ---
    I get the feeling we missed on
    something extremely important.
[21:52] ---
    Next time I'll get those two together for sure!
[21:56] ---
    And I bet Kakyoin's soul
    that you'll fail yet again!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
    at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
[23:40] ---
    

E7 - I Want to Hang Out at a Cat Café and a Pub!

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[00:17] ---
    "Senpai (Gloomlord)"
[00:18] ---
    Oh!
[00:21] ---
    Evening! What's up, Senpai?
[00:24] ---
    Uh...
[00:25] ---
    Senpai?
[00:27] ---
    Sorry this is out of the blue, Uzaki.
[00:29] ---
    What is?
[00:32] ---
    Please: be with me. I need you.
[00:36] ---
    Huh?
[00:45] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:08] ---
    "Episode 7: I Want to Hang Out
    at a Cat Café and a Pub!"
[02:14] ---
    Please: be with me. I need you.
[02:18] ---
    Senpai...
[02:23] ---
    Uh, hey.
[02:26] ---
    Hey, hi.
[02:27] ---
    Sorry. I know this is sudden.
[02:30] ---
    It's okay.
[02:32] ---
    Um, you asked me to be with you?
    On the phone?
[02:36] ---
    Yeah, about that...
[02:44] ---
    Huh?
[02:45] ---
    I just can't seem
    to bring myself to go in alone!
[02:49] ---
    Come with me to the cat café!
[02:53] ---
    Thank God you're here! I mean it!
[02:55] ---
    Oh, wow, I can't wait!
    This is my first time--I'm so nervous!
[03:04] ---
    Ow! What--hey! Quit kicking--ow!
    Stop! Cut it out! That hurts!
[03:10] ---
    Party of two?
    Take off your shoes and go on inside.
[03:22] ---
    Wow... cats!
[03:24] ---
    They have cats, Uzaki!
[03:26] ---
    Yep. They have cats, all right.
[03:28] ---
    Well, duh. We are a cat café.
[03:33] ---
    I... I can touch them, right?
[03:35] ---
    Calm down, Senpai. You've got those scary eyes.
[03:39] ---
    If the cats are okay with it,
    go right ahead and pet them gently.
[03:43] ---
    Got it.
[03:45] ---
    Do it like I taught you earlier: from below.
[03:48] ---
    Uh, right.
[03:52] ---
    Whoa...
[03:54] ---
    Now's your chance! Cats like being scratched
    under their chins or behind their ears.
[03:59] ---
    O-Okay.
[04:10] ---
    Uzaki, look! A cat--on my lap!
[04:14] ---
    Yes, yes. Good for you.
[04:16] ---
    But don't be too loud, or it'll run away.
[04:21] ---
    Wow. Creepy.
[04:24] ---
    He doesn't get this excited around humans.
[04:27] ---
    All that gloominess must be
    keeping some stuff repressed.
[04:31] ---
    Cootchie, cootchie, coo...
[04:33] ---
    He's so creepy that I don't even mind
    the extremely misleading way
[04:37] ---
    he got me here in the first place.
[04:41] ---
    He's too overjoyed for words.
[04:45] ---
    Hey, Uzaki, what's with that plastered-on smile?
[04:48] ---
    Just thinking how creepy it is that
    you act so cool, but you like cute things.
[04:52] ---
    Say what? Jerk.
[04:53] ---
    Whoops. My true feelings slipped out.
[04:55] ---
    Why, you...
[04:56] ---
    It's also creepy that you're careful
    to speak quietly so as not to spook the cats.
[05:01] ---
    Figures!
[05:02] ---
    Hey, your true feelings are showing again.
[05:08] ---
    But I am glad you came today.
    I'd get to the entrance and do a U-turn.
[05:12] ---
    You're exaggerating.
[05:14] ---
    I've got to thank you somehow.
[05:16] ---
    Thank me?
[05:17] ---
    Yeah. Anything come to mind?
[05:19] ---
    Hmm... let's see...
[05:23] ---
    Well, my birthday's actually coming up soon.
[05:26] ---
    I'm turning 20, so I'd like to make it sorta special.
[05:31] ---
    So, uh...
[05:32] ---
    Sorry, Uzaki.
[05:34] ---
    Huh?
[05:37] ---
    Truth is...
[05:38] ---
    Uh... yes?
[05:41] ---
    My legs are so numb that
    I haven't processed anything you've said.
[05:46] ---
    Can you repeat that?
[05:47] ---
    Then get rid of the cat!
[05:49] ---
    No way!
[05:51] ---
    If you can't have a conversation,
[05:53] ---
    we'll just move it.
[05:55] ---
    But it was finally on my lap!
    Just a little longer?
[05:58] ---
    Uncross your legs already
    and get those pins and needles out.
[06:01] ---
    It's not a quick-fix kind of thing...
[06:04] ---
    Ow, ow, ow...
[06:06] ---
    Oh!
[06:11] ---
    Poke!
[06:13] ---
    Cut that out! What the hell? Idiot!
[06:15] ---
    You were just so wide open,
    you were practically asking for it!
[06:24] ---
    Yeah, right! Everybody's wide open
    when their legs are numb!
[06:28] ---
    Not so loud, now--you'll scare the kitty-cats!
[06:36] ---
    Poke!
[06:38] ---
    Pokety poke!
[06:40] ---
    Pokety, pokety poke-poke-poke!
[06:43] ---
    Pokety, pokety, pokety, pokety poke!
[06:47] ---
    Oh, jeez, what now? This is really fun!
[06:50] ---
    This might just awaken something in me!
[06:54] ---
    Uzaki... please... uncle...
[06:57] ---
    Hmm? I can't hear you!
[07:01] ---
    What color is your blood?!
[07:04] ---
    Save that kind of play for home, please.
[07:08] ---
    "Play"?!
[07:08] ---
    "Play"?!
[07:11] ---
    Phew, what a blast!
[07:14] ---
    Wasn't that fun, Senpai?
[07:16] ---
    The first half was. Then you got us thrown out!
[07:20] ---
    Dammit. Next time I'll go alone.
[07:23] ---
    Probably can't go back there, though.
[07:26] ---
    And whose fault is that?
[07:27] ---
    Gotta love cat cafés, though.
    Lots of friendly kitties!
[07:32] ---
    Right? They were so used to being around people.
[07:35] ---
    It's Very Easy Mode.
[07:38] ---
    "Your communication level is puny.
    Level 5? Too bad."
[07:41] ---
    And they still warmed up to you!
[07:43] ---
    So I'm a gun-toting old man now?
[07:46] ---
    I have cats at home, but it's good
    to interact with different cats sometimes.
[07:50] ---
    Huh! Must be nice.
[07:53] ---
    Is this what married men
    who go to cabaret clubs feel like?
[07:57] ---
    Beats me! What a horrible analogy.
[08:01] ---
    See you later, Senpai!
[08:03] ---
    Yep. I owe you one for today,
    so think it over, okay?
[08:07] ---
    Oh, I've already thought that over.
[08:10] ---
    And?
[08:11] ---
    Like I mentioned earlier,
    my birthday is coming up. August 7th!
[08:16] ---
    I have high hopes, Senpai!
[08:21] ---
    Her birthday...
[08:23] ---
    "Asia Café"
[08:24] ---
    And that's why...
[08:26] ---
    ...she said she has high hopes for her birthday.
[08:29] ---
    So you're in a pickle.
[08:31] ---
    You do seem like you'd
    be bad at that kind of thing.
[08:34] ---
    Right.
[08:35] ---
    Anticipating that Sakurai would be bad at this,
[08:38] ---
    then throwing him for a loop
    with vague "high hopes"...
[08:42] ---
    She's quite the schemer.
[08:44] ---
    But that comes from the
    peculiar mentality of a girl in love
[08:47] ---
    who wants someone to fret over her.
[08:50] ---
    Not that Hana realizes it herself.
[08:53] ---
    Still, any way you look at it...
[08:55] ---
    ...we're going to eat this up!
[08:57] ---
    What are you doing?
[08:58] ---
    Nothing.
[09:00] ---
    Do you have any ideas?
[09:03] ---
    I've been thinking...
[09:06] ---
    U-Uzaki...
[09:08] ---
    Flowers, because my name means "flower"?
    So you suck at puns, too!
[09:13] ---
    U-Uzaki...
[09:14] ---
    This is totally the wrong size!
[09:16] ---
    Besides, only hotties can get away
    with giving a present like this.
[09:22] ---
    U-Uzaki...
[09:23] ---
    Couldn't you have given me
    a uTunes card instead?
[09:26] ---
    I want those special-event bonuses!
[09:28] ---
    It feels like anything
    I give her will be a bust.
[09:32] ---
    This is getting complicated!
[09:34] ---
    In reality...
[09:38] ---
    He sure doesn't have an eye for flowers.
[09:44] ---
    A placeholder!
[09:48] ---
    Hey, it has multiplayer!
    I'll play with you, loner senpai!
[09:54] ---
    Sounds about right.
[09:56] ---
    She'd be happy with anything Sakurai gives her.
[10:01] ---
    I've thought about this
    too much--I'm just so confused.
[10:04] ---
    Then why don't you follow your intuition?
[10:07] ---
    My intuition?
[10:09] ---
    Give her the first thing that came
    to mind when you heard "birthday present."
[10:13] ---
    The first thing that came to mind...
[10:18] ---
    "August 7th"
[10:21] ---
    Yeah, I still have no idea.
[10:24] ---
    But I need to pick something today.
[10:29] ---
    "Uzaki (Idiot)"
[10:32] ---
    What's up, Uzaki?
[10:33] ---
    Well, um...
[10:36] ---
    Huh?
[10:37] ---
    I know this is sudden, Senpai.
[10:40] ---
    What is?
[10:41] ---
    I want you to be with me! I need you.
[10:47] ---
    Eh?
[10:53] ---
    I want you to be with me!
[10:55] ---
    What's with Uzaki, anyway?
[10:58] ---
    Oh!
[11:01] ---
    "Pub"
[11:01] ---
    Senpai!
[11:03] ---
    Uh, hey.
[11:05] ---
    Sorry to spring this on you.
[11:07] ---
    It's okay.
[11:09] ---
    So, um, on the phone...
    you said you wanted me to be with you?
[11:15] ---
    About that...
[11:18] ---
    I just couldn't bring myself to go in alone!
    Come with me, Senpai!
[11:23] ---
    A... pub?
[11:25] ---
    Your treat! Please?
[11:28] ---
    What for?
[11:29] ---
    I told you, remember? My 20th birthday!
[11:33] ---
    I have high hopes, you know--
[11:35] ---
    for your wallet, that is!
[11:39] ---
    "High hopes" --you mean you were
    angling for a pub visit all along?
[11:43] ---
    Yep!
[11:45] ---
    Huh? What's wrong? C'mon, let's go in already!
[11:52] ---
    Hmm?
[11:56] ---
    Are you sure about this?
[11:58] ---
    Celebrating your milestone 20th at a pub?
[12:02] ---
    Oh, totally! I wanted to try drinking with you.
[12:06] ---
    Drinking's fun, right?
[12:09] ---
    That depends on the drinker,
    on the circumstances...
[12:12] ---
    No guarantees.
[12:15] ---
    Well, if it's not fun,
    you can do something to make it fun!
[12:19] ---
    Now you're being unreasonable.
[12:21] ---
    Let's just enjoy ourselves, okay?
[12:24] ---
    Right.
[12:26] ---
    Ready?
[12:29] ---
    Cheers!
[12:29] ---
    Cheers!
[12:34] ---
    Okay, here goes!
[12:36] ---
    Go on, drink up!
[12:39] ---
    How is it?
[12:43] ---
    Like a soft drink, but also... not.
[12:46] ---
    Does it taste good or what?
[12:49] ---
    There's this, like,
    burning in my throat. Deep inside.
[12:53] ---
    Alcohol will do that.
[12:55] ---
    What's beer like?
[12:57] ---
    Want to try?
[12:59] ---
    Uh-huh.
[13:01] ---
    Sorry for the wait!
[13:03] ---
    Enjoy!
[13:05] ---
    Give that a taste.
[13:08] ---
    Whoa!
[13:10] ---
    You okay?
[13:12] ---
    So this is beer! It's bitter,
    but there's more to it than that.
[13:17] ---
    That's why it goes so great
    with fried and salty food!
[13:21] ---
    Okay, then...
[13:24] ---
    So juicy!
[13:26] ---
    Now take a slug of beer.
[13:32] ---
    Right? Isn't that delicious?
[13:33] ---
    They go fantastic together!
[13:35] ---
    The beer resets the grease from the chicken
    for fresh new flavor with every bite!
[13:42] ---
    Wow, you really chugged it.
    So what's your verdict?
[13:45] ---
    It's great! So you drink alcohol with food, huh?
[13:49] ---
    Some people savor it on its own.
[13:53] ---
    It doesn't matter as long
    as you're enjoying yourself.
[13:56] ---
    In that case, as you so kindly suggested,
    I'm gonna do just that!
[14:01] ---
    That's right--go on, now!
[14:07] ---
    Hey! Just how much are you ordering?!
[14:09] ---
    Your wallet is already dead.
[14:11] ---
    Shut up! Cancel! Cancel those!
[14:15] ---
    Hidebu!
[14:17] ---
    Pardon me...
[14:18] ---
    No horsing around, please.
[14:21] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:21] ---
    I'm sorry.
[14:25] ---
    Sheesh. Quit screwing around or--
[14:28] ---
    Yow! Spicy!
[14:29] ---
    What is this?
SIGN    "Russian Roulette Octopus Balls" "Only 1 is Super Spicy!" "8 for ¥550"
[14:30] ---
    Looks like one of them is ultra spicy.
[14:34] ---
    Beer! Beer!
[14:36] ---
    It's empty?!
[14:37] ---
    And no water, either!
[14:38] ---
    Uzaki, a drink! Anything!
[14:40] ---
    Wait just a sec, okay? I'm looking.
[14:43] ---
    I can't wait!
[14:45] ---
    Oh, I bet I can make this one.
    I should make it for you sometime!
[14:49] ---
    I'm begging you: make it snappy!
[14:56] ---
    I thought I was a goner...
[14:59] ---
    Hey, this is good!
    I think I might like yuzu liqueur.
[15:02] ---
    Good for you.
[15:07] ---
    Another round!
[15:09] ---
    Now wait just one minute!
[15:10] ---
    What's up?
[15:11] ---
    You're really knocking 'em back there.
[15:14] ---
    Take it easy--it is your first time.
[15:17] ---
    Pardon me!
[15:18] ---
    Your yuzu liqueur.
[15:19] ---
    Much obliged!
[15:22] ---
    That's too fast!
[15:24] ---
    But I'm totally fine.
[15:26] ---
    Fine? How many is that?
[15:28] ---
    Good question.
[15:29] ---
    Is it, now?
[15:31] ---
    Well, whatever.
    Drink some water in there, too.
[15:38] ---
    I just might be a heavyweight!
[15:41] ---
    Look, just slow down, will you?
[15:44] ---
    Sorry for the wait! Your yuzu liqueur.
[15:45] ---
    Thanks.
[15:46] ---
    Yesss!
[15:49] ---
    Thank you very much!
[15:55] ---
    Whoa, whoa, whoa...
[15:56] ---
    You okay there, Senpai? You're kinda wobbly!
[16:00] ---
    You're the only one wobbling around here.
[16:02] ---
    She started out okay but
    turned out pretty much as I'd expected.
[16:06] ---
    I jotted down how much you drank.
    Stay under that amount next time, okay?
[16:11] ---
    Wow, Senpai, you sure got tall all of a sudden.
[16:15] ---
    That's a utility pole! Walk properly, will you?
[16:18] ---
    Aw, c'mon, Senpai, carry me!
[16:21] ---
    Let go of me!
[16:24] ---
    Piggyback! Baby back... ribs...
[16:27] ---
    Stop that! Your various...
    areas... are all up on me!
[16:30] ---
    Various areas? Whazzat mean?
[16:33] ---
    What's touchin' where?
[16:35] ---
    Jeez, she is one irritating drunk!
[16:38] ---
    Smooshy...
[16:39] ---
    Markin' you with my scent...
[16:41] ---
    No way can I send her home on her own like this.
[16:44] ---
    Here, stand up. I'll take you home.
[16:47] ---
    Aw! I'm not goin' home!
[16:49] ---
    Let's drink at your place, Senpai!
[16:51] ---
    What, more drinking?! Go home and get to sleep, dummy!
[16:54] ---
    And stand up already! I can see your underwear!
[16:56] ---
    Who're you callin' a dummy, huh?
[16:59] ---
    Say, Senpai, d'you know what time it is?
[17:02] ---
    Huh?
[17:03] ---
    Yikes! That late?!
[17:05] ---
    Oh, too bad! No more trains! Ha ha! You dummy!
[17:10] ---
    You're the dummy who can't get home, dummy.
[17:13] ---
    We can call a cab.
[17:16] ---
    Uzaki's dumbass drinking drained me dry!
[17:20] ---
    The ATM should still be running.
[17:22] ---
    Ugh, but that access fee... and taxis
    will be charging pricey late-night fares...
[17:27] ---
    Let her stay over? I could never!
[17:29] ---
    I can't think straight with this booze in me!
[17:32] ---
    Quite the dilemma!
[17:34] ---
    You wouldn't abandon your junior,
    stuck away from home, would you?
[17:40] ---
    Don't tell me this was
    all calculated from the get-go!
[17:49] ---
    I don't even care anymore.
[17:51] ---
    We're going to the convenience store.
    I want some water.
[17:53] ---
    Yeah! And alcohol!
    I wanna verify my age! 'Cause I'm 20!
[17:57] ---
    Whatever you want.
[18:00] ---
    Look, just so you know,
    I only have one futon set.
[18:04] ---
    Wanna sleep together?
[18:05] ---
    I'm splitting it up, moron! One quilt each!
[18:12] ---
    Senpai... Hey, Senpai...
[18:16] ---
    Don't go to sleep, huh?
[18:19] ---
    I'm begging you, let me sleep.
    It's three in the morning!
[18:23] ---
    Let's play a game.
[18:25] ---
    No way. You play dirty.
[18:27] ---
    Aw...
[18:30] ---
    Are you still drinking?!
[18:32] ---
    Yep!
[18:33] ---
    Honestly... She needs to learn
    about the horrors of alcohol.
[18:40] ---
    Squid's yummy...
[18:42] ---
    No--come morning, she'll know.
[18:46] ---
    Uh-oh... I really am sleepy.
[18:49] ---
    Fine. I'll just sleep right here, then.
[18:50] ---
    All right!
[18:51] ---
    No stun-locking moves this time,
    so let's get sparrin'!
[18:56] ---
    Senpai? Hey, Senpai!
[18:58] ---
    Pipe down.
[19:00] ---
    Senpai? Are you asleep for real?
[19:04] ---
    Well, well.
[19:06] ---
    Leaving behind your junior
    and just... going to sleep?
[19:09] ---
    Just ignore her.
[19:13] ---
    Maybe he'll wake up if I kiss him.
[19:28] ---
    See, I knew you were only faking!
[19:31] ---
    Don't get so worked up.
[19:33] ---
    It was just a joke--a joke!
[19:37] ---
    But you sure were frantic there, Senpai.
[19:41] ---
    Have you never been kissed, by any chance?
[19:45] ---
    No! Shut up! Go to sleep, idiot!
[19:52] ---
    Sleepytime...
[20:03] ---
    Aw...
[20:05] ---
    My head hurts... I feel awful...
[20:08] ---
    That's called a hangover.
    Life's going to suck for a while.
[20:12] ---
    I hate it!
[20:14] ---
    Why are you just fine?
[20:16] ---
    Grown-ups drink in moderation
    so that doesn't happen.
[20:19] ---
    What's "modera" --
[20:22] ---
    Don't worry. Everyone has an alcohol screw-up.
[20:26] ---
    Good thing your first time wasn't
    at some sketchy drinking party.
[20:30] ---
    It's not good at all!
[20:32] ---
    But you found your limit right off the bat.
[20:36] ---
    He's in lecture mode.
[20:38] ---
    You didn't drink much water, either.
[20:41] ---
    It takes water to metabolize alcohol.
[20:43] ---
    Alternate with drinks of water
    and you won't get sick.
[20:46] ---
    You should feel better by noon.
    Just have to tough it out.
[20:51] ---
    Are you listening?
[20:54] ---
    Wow, she's in hell.
[21:03] ---
    The bigger the screw-up, the better the lesson.
[21:05] ---
    Next time, drink as much water as you do booze.
[21:09] ---
    'S fine. I won't drink again as long as I live.
[21:14] ---
    Probably for the best.
    Though everyone with a hangover says that.
[21:19] ---
    Never... ever again.
[21:23] ---
    I'm going to hit the store--
    you hold down the fort.
[21:27] ---
    Rest up, okay?
[21:31] ---
    Senpai?
[21:33] ---
    Yeah?
[21:35] ---
    Thanks a lot... for being with me... at the pub.
[21:42] ---
    It was fun.
[21:46] ---
    I'm glad you enjoyed it.
[21:48] ---
    Oh, I nearly forgot: You're 20 now, Uzaki--
[21:58] ---
    Happy birthday.
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
[23:40] ---
    Something's happening!
[23:41] ---
    Hmm.
[23:42] ---
    Sak!

E8 - I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!

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[00:13] ---
    H-Hey, Uzaki.
[00:15] ---
    Senpai...
[00:17] ---
    I'm really sorry for all the trouble
    I caused the other day.
[00:20] ---
    Oh, uh, don't sweat it.
    There was a lot of alcohol involved.
[00:26] ---
    Liquid courage, eh?
[00:28] ---
    Is he a cheater?
[00:29] ---
    They're the worst.
[00:32] ---
    Please accept this.
[00:34] ---
    What the--?!
[00:35] ---
    Um... I haven't gotten paid at work yet,
    so this is from my mom,
[00:40] ---
    humiliatingly enough.
[00:42] ---
    Compensation?
[00:43] ---
    So he's freeloading!
[00:44] ---
    Off her mother, too?!
[00:47] ---
    No, no, it's fine! It was cheap anyway,
    and old and worn out!
[00:52] ---
    I-If this isn't enough,
    could I ask you to wait until payday?
[00:57] ---
    Extortion?
[00:58] ---
    Maybe he's yakuza!
[00:59] ---
    C-Call the police!
[01:01] ---
    Look, I'm totally fine with it, really!
[01:04] ---
    But... you caught me in
    such a compromising position...
[01:10] ---
    A compromising position?!
[01:12] ---
    Phrasing, please!
[01:14] ---
    With everything that happened,
    this truly is the only thing I can do, Senpai!
[01:20] ---
    All you did was get my futon a little dirty!
[01:23] ---
    It was bound to happen--it was your first time!
[01:26] ---
    What?!
[01:28] ---
    All right, fine!
[01:30] ---
    I'll take your money. Now forget everything!
    Like it never happened!
[01:35] ---
    It's over! Okay?
[01:37] ---
    A soiled futon...
[01:39] ---
    Her first time...
[01:41] ---
    Like it never happened...
[01:43] ---
    Men are scum.
[01:46] ---
    And my phrasing, too!
[01:57] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[03:19] ---
    "Asia Café"
[03:20] ---
    "Episode 8: I Want to Watch Fireworks Together!"
[03:21] ---
    Thank you very much. Please come again!
[03:26] ---
    Now, then...
[03:28] ---
    Looks like things have
    settled down for now, Dad.
[03:31] ---
    Right. Let's take a little break, daughter.
[03:39] ---
    Hah!
[03:39] ---
    There!
[03:43] ---
    Oh, that's right, Sakurai--how
    did Hana's birthday turn out?
[03:48] ---
    We couldn't give you much in the way of advice,
    but I hope she was happy, at least.
[03:58] ---
    Whoa. Looks like we touched a nerve.
[04:02] ---
    That Uzaki...
[04:04] ---
    She said she wanted to go drinking with me.
[04:07] ---
    So she dragged me to a pub and... we drank.
[04:11] ---
    And then she... no,
    we both drank a little too much.
[04:16] ---
    Before I knew it, we had missed the last train.
[04:21] ---
    Go on.
[04:23] ---
    Maybe it was because we were both tipsy...
[04:26] ---
    Long story short, she wound up
    spending the night at my place.
[04:30] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[04:32] ---
    And then...
[04:34] ---
    And then?
[04:36] ---
    A-And then...
[04:44] ---
    Forgive me. She is a woman, for all that.
[04:49] ---
    It's not my place to say any more.
[04:52] ---
    A grown man, crying?
[04:55] ---
    What on earth did she do?
[05:04] ---
    Sure, I had fun at the beach
    with the whole gang,
[05:06] ---
    but there's something about
    being alone on a swaying ship--
[05:10] ---
    What's this? Suddenly I'm sensing
    something about to happen in my absence!
[05:15] ---
    Dammit! I shouldn't have come alone!
[05:18] ---
    Sir, please!
[05:20] ---
    I'm coming! Wait for me!
[05:22] ---
    Sir!
[05:28] ---
    "Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
[05:32] ---
    "Sakaki" "Answer" "Reject"
[05:34] ---
    And so, Hana's been out of sorts
    ever since her birthday?
[05:39] ---
    That's right. I've told her time
    and time again not to sweat it.
[05:43] ---
    Mmm. She must think
    she's done something unforgivable.
[05:52] ---
    No way. That'd be way out of character for her.
[05:56] ---
    I don't know. Hana makes sure
    that line doesn't get crossed.
[06:02] ---
    Sakurai, you've never had
    a truly bad time of it, have you?
[06:07] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[06:09] ---
    That's a turn-off, all right!
[06:11] ---
    Nope! Nuh-uh! No can do!
[06:14] ---
    Woohoo! Got your phone!
[06:17] ---
    Now that you mention it...
    I didn't... not not... I guess?
[06:24] ---
    You seem conflicted.
[06:26] ---
    So Hana's expressions
    of love were really razor-thin...
[06:31] ---
    Be that as it may!
[06:34] ---
    He's done pondering!
[06:36] ---
    I'm glad Uzaki's being quiet,
[06:39] ---
    but something's... not right.
    She's hard to talk to now.
[06:43] ---
    Uh-huh, uh-huh.
[06:45] ---
    She's been through plenty herself--
[06:48] ---
    she could put on a happy face
    like she always has before.
[06:51] ---
    Why isn't she?
[06:57] ---
    Here, Sakurai. Use this.
SIGN    "UZA Neighborhood Association" "Fireworks Festival" "Complimentary Voucher" "This ticket entitles you to freebies at all stalls."
[07:01] ---
    What is it?
[07:04] ---
    You know the fireworks festival nearby?
[07:06] ---
    The neighborhood association
    gave us that voucher to use at the stalls.
[07:10] ---
    You are going to invite Hana!
[07:13] ---
    Huh? Why would I do that?
[07:16] ---
    You want to patch things up, don't you?
[07:18] ---
    Well, I mean, it's not like we're arguing or--
[07:21] ---
    Silence, boy!
[07:22] ---
    A-Ami?
[07:26] ---
    Even though direct involvement
    goes against my principles...
[07:30] ---
    Look: you are going!
[07:33] ---
    And if you say, "Your smile is
    like a chrysanthemum firework,"
[07:37] ---
    or "You're beautiful from every angle,
    too, just like those fireworks"--
[07:41] ---
    compliment the living daylights out
    of her with that nauseating stuff
[07:44] ---
    and her mood will improve!
[07:48] ---
    She's easy like that.
[07:50] ---
    Wait--I'm supposed to say that?
[07:53] ---
    It touches a father's heart, seeing his daughter
[07:56] ---
    speak of men and women
    despite her utter lack of experience...
[08:00] ---
    It'll give you an excuse to ask her to come.
[08:02] ---
    I'm not sure she'd go for it
    right now if you offered to pay.
[08:09] ---
    Thanks.
[08:13] ---
    "Fireworks Festival"
[08:32] ---
    Hey! Uzaki!
[08:38] ---
    Sorry for the wait. There's just so many people!
[08:41] ---
    No, no, it's fine. I just got here myself.
[08:45] ---
    Oh, okay.
[08:47] ---
    Senpai... thank you very much
    for inviting me today.
[08:53] ---
    It's no use. This thing just will not die.
[08:57] ---
    Seriously, don't worry about it!
[08:58] ---
    Hey, I'm hungry. Want to hit the stalls
    before the show begins?
[09:36] ---
    That was delicious. Thank you, Senpai!
[09:38] ---
    Don't mention it.
[09:41] ---
    I had that voucher, remember.
[09:44] ---
    I'll have to thank the café owner.
[09:50] ---
    Senpai?
[09:52] ---
    Oh, uh, it's nothing.
[09:56] ---
    Still no dice, huh?
[09:58] ---
    At a glance, we're acting all cheery,
    but that awkwardness is still there.
[10:03] ---
    If she were her usual self...
[10:05] ---
    Let's go goldfish-dipping, Senpai!
    Goldfish-dipping!
[10:08] ---
    I'm gonna get my loner senpai a roommate!
[10:12] ---
    When I picture you telling
    a goldfish "I'm home"...
[10:16] ---
    That is hilarious!
[10:23] ---
    Yeah, no. I have to do
    something to lift her spirits.
[10:28] ---
    But what?
[10:31] ---
    Compliment the living daylights out
    of her with that nauseating stuff
[10:34] ---
    and her mood will improve!
[10:41] ---
    Uzaki!
[10:42] ---
    Yes?
[10:43] ---
    I meant to tell you...
[10:46] ---
    Um, that yukata you're wearing is amazing.
[10:50] ---
    Oh, Mom helped me put it on.
[10:53] ---
    It's nice. Really suits you!
[10:55] ---
    Huh?!
[10:56] ---
    You... you think so?
[10:58] ---
    Bingo! That's the ticket!
[11:00] ---
    Yeah, it looks great on you, all right!
[11:03] ---
    Thank you so much!
[11:05] ---
    And those geta sandals!
[11:06] ---
    Oh, I bought them to go with this yukata.
[11:09] ---
    Well, they go perfectly!
[11:11] ---
    And your flower hairpin is just so summery!
[11:14] ---
    I chose that for this yukata, too!
[11:16] ---
    And your hair--you styled it differently today!
[11:20] ---
    It looks fantastic!
[11:21] ---
    So does that!
[11:21] ---
    That's where I keep my wallet and my phone!
[11:24] ---
    I bet you could fit a ton in there!
[11:29] ---
    Well, you know, I did put
    in a lot of effort for today!
[11:33] ---
    And look--I may have managed
    to charm my dead-inside senpai!
[11:37] ---
    "Hana Uzaki is Back!"
[11:41] ---
    Y-Yeah! You're absolutely
    outstanding today, Uzaki, no lie!
[11:44] ---
    Am I? I am, right?
[11:46] ---
    I worked really hard, so you better be grateful!
[11:49] ---
    If I'd missed this chance,
    you would go your entire life
[11:53] ---
    and never hang out with a girl in a yukata!
[11:56] ---
    Just suck it up. This is miles better
    than meek-and-mild Uzaki!
[12:01] ---
    Yeah, and with you looking so cute and all,
    we'd better have some fun!
[12:06] ---
    "Cu" --
[12:07] ---
    "Cute"?! Do you really think I'm cute, Senpai?
[12:12] ---
    Yikes--it just slipped out!
[12:14] ---
    No... here's my chance.
[12:16] ---
    You are cute! I'm so glad I invited you!
[12:19] ---
    And thanks so much for coming!
[12:22] ---
    You're beautiful! A knockout!
    You're cute! So cute!
[12:26] ---
    And, uh, you're... you're... you're cute!
[12:29] ---
    That couple's flirting.
[12:29] ---
    Cute! Yeah, cute!
[12:30] ---
    He sure is desperate.
[12:32] ---
    He's got a weak vocabulary, too.
[12:32] ---
    Cute! Yeah, cute!
[12:34] ---
    Th-That's enough!
[12:36] ---
    Had enough, my darling junior?
[12:38] ---
    That's too many compliments! I get it, okay?!
[12:41] ---
    Whoa, watch it!
[12:43] ---
    Ugh, Senpai! Why, you... you...
[12:46] ---
    Calm down, Uzaki! Sorry--I'm sorry!
[12:49] ---
    Argh!
[13:01] ---
    Se...
[13:02] ---
    Senpai!
[13:05] ---
    "Eiji High School"
[13:22] ---
    I swallowed some water...
[13:32] ---
    Hey.
[13:37] ---
    Practicing by yourself again?
[13:40] ---
    Oh, Sakurai-senpai.
    I thought you'd already left.
[13:45] ---
    I forgot something.
[13:47] ---
    Didn't I tell you not
    to practice alone? It's dangerous.
[13:50] ---
    Um, well, about that!
[13:52] ---
    You've shown me how a few times now,
[13:54] ---
    and I'm always watching
    everyone's practices like a coach--
[13:58] ---
    I thought maybe by now... I'd be a good swimmer.
[14:04] ---
    But it looks like I'm not
    where I thought I would be.
[14:07] ---
    I'm sorry. And after
    everything you taught me, too.
[14:13] ---
    I see.
[14:14] ---
    Huh?
[14:15] ---
    Uh, Senpai?
[14:19] ---
    He's still a tiny bit frightening.
    Especially in this dim light.
[14:30] ---
    Maybe there's a little more I can do.
[14:32] ---
    All right. I'll give it my all!
[14:43] ---
    Aw, why can't I swim better?
[14:52] ---
    Senpai?
[15:01] ---
    Wow, he's really good. No wonder he's a starter.
[15:10] ---
    Amazing. His movements are so intense,
    yet he's so quiet--unlike me.
[15:18] ---
    Stay calm. Relax your body.
[15:22] ---
    Huh?
[15:22] ---
    Maintain correct form
    as you slice through the water.
[15:25] ---
    You'll be fine. Human beings generally float.
[15:30] ---
    Oh, um, right! I'll give it a try!
[15:52] ---
    What's up?
[15:53] ---
    Nothing. Just... I haven't gotten any better.
[16:00] ---
    Huh?
[16:05] ---
    The fireworks festival is today.
[16:10] ---
    Is it, now?
[16:13] ---
    Hang on a sec.
[16:15] ---
    Senpai?
[16:23] ---
    Uzaki. Here.
[16:26] ---
    Huh? Er...
[16:28] ---
    Aren't you hungry?
[16:29] ---
    Well, I did do all that swimming...
[16:32] ---
    Thanks.
[16:40] ---
    It's good.
[16:43] ---
    You're almost there. Keep it up.
[16:54] ---
    I feel like I should apologize, Sakurai-senpai.
[16:57] ---
    You went over it with me so many times.
[17:00] ---
    Uzaki?
[17:02] ---
    Listen, I--
[17:11] ---
    Gorgeous!
[17:11] ---
    So beautiful!
[17:14] ---
    Senpai!
[17:15] ---
    Whoa!
[17:18] ---
    Look! Just look at that!
[17:21] ---
    So pretty... and so big!
[17:26] ---
    Wow...
[17:45] ---
    Senpai?
[17:47] ---
    Mmm... Uza--
[17:50] ---
    Oh, thank goodness. You're awake!
[17:53] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[17:55] ---
    Am I--on Uzaki's lap? Why? How?!
[18:01] ---
    Did I... pass out?
[18:04] ---
    Not for very long at all.
[18:06] ---
    The fireworks show hasn't even started yet.
[18:10] ---
    Oh...
[18:12] ---
    Hey, no getting up!
[18:16] ---
    The person who helped me carry you
    said that even if you're awake,
[18:19] ---
    you ought to stay lying down for a while.
[18:22] ---
    R-Right...
[18:26] ---
    Maybe it's because my line of sight is
    blocked... but damn, something smells great.
[18:32] ---
    Senpai...
[18:33] ---
    Yeah?
[18:35] ---
    I'm so sorry. A thousand times sorry.
[18:38] ---
    It's fine, really.
    Besides, this was an accident.
[18:43] ---
    I got pretty carried away myself.
[18:47] ---
    Yeah, but...
[18:49] ---
    Don't sweat it, truly. I'm begging you.
[18:53] ---
    Okay. Understood.
[18:56] ---
    Man. She'd only just bounced back--and now this.
[19:01] ---
    Not that I can see it,
    but I bet she's making that face again.
[19:06] ---
    That's right--the same face
    she made back then, too.
[19:10] ---
    It's like Ami and the café owner said:
    she's thinking about appearances.
[19:15] ---
    But when she does that?
    It's only natural things would feel a little off.
[19:22] ---
    Listen, Uzaki...
[19:25] ---
    When you started at our college last year?
[19:28] ---
    Honestly, I didn't think much
    about you becoming my junior again.
[19:35] ---
    But you know...
[19:37] ---
    You started getting really
    buddy-buddy with me last spring.
[19:42] ---
    To tell you the truth,
    you seriously got on my nerves.
[19:48] ---
    Still...
[19:50] ---
    I thought back on everything
    that's happened so far.
[19:55] ---
    You tagged along everywhere I went,
[19:57] ---
    sometimes even infringing
    on the spaces I used for relaxation.
[20:01] ---
    But we hung out together,
    going to the beach and the cat café,
[20:06] ---
    even reaching the point where
    the two of us could go drinking.
[20:09] ---
    And going to see the fireworks,
    like we are today...
[20:15] ---
    Until last year, I'd never done
    so much or gone to so many places.
[20:21] ---
    I could do without all the noise...
[20:23] ---
    but when it comes down to it, it was pretty fun.
[20:28] ---
    And what's more...
[20:30] ---
    I hate to say it,
    but it's probably thanks to you
[20:35] ---
    that I've gotten used to that kind of thing.
[20:41] ---
    So, uh, what I'm saying is... don't be so down.
[20:46] ---
    It messes things up.
[20:48] ---
    Senpai...
[20:52] ---
    There's still some summer break left.
    Let's go somewhere again.
[20:56] ---
    If you're okay with that.
[21:00] ---
    Well... Well, if you insist!
[21:03] ---
    I'll keep you company on
    your loner summer break!
[21:08] ---
    Good. I hope you will.
[21:16] ---
    Hey, it's started.
[21:18] ---
    It sure has.
[21:25] ---
    Can you see the fireworks, Senpai?
[21:28] ---
    Just barely.
[21:30] ---
    Just barely?
[21:31] ---
    Never mind.
[21:36] ---
    What a show!
[21:38] ---
    Keep it up!
[21:41] ---
    I can't see a thing.
[21:47] ---
    Nah--I'm fine right here.
[21:51] ---
    Senpai?
[21:52] ---
    Yeah?
[21:53] ---
    Where are you going tomorrow?
    Wherever it is, I'll come with you.
[21:59] ---
    Right. What should we do tomorrow, huh?
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"

E9 - Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?

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[00:06] ---
    Darjeeling? Or perhaps chamomile?
[00:09] ---
    Oh, I don't know!
[00:12] ---
    I should have asked Hana what would be best.
[00:15] ---
    You're all I have.
[00:18] ---
    Huh?
[00:20] ---
    Imagine if you were serious,
    saying that to an older woman like me.
[00:25] ---
    But... I am serious!
[00:28] ---
    Dear me! With a 25-year age difference?!
[00:33] ---
    Oh, my!
[00:35] ---
    Hana's senpai should be here any minute now.
[00:47] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:10] ---
    "Episode 9: Tsuki Uzaki Wants a Thrill?"
[02:11] ---
    You're a real upstanding guy, Senpai.
[02:14] ---
    I know you want to return
    what I overpaid for your futon,
[02:18] ---
    but Mom says you don't have to.
[02:20] ---
    No--you gave me too much.
[02:23] ---
    And since you won't accept the money,
    I have to return it directly.
[02:27] ---
    It's only too much because
    you bought a cheap replacement.
[02:31] ---
    This was your chance to get a good one!
[02:36] ---
    You sure are quiet today.
[02:39] ---
    Are you nervous?
[02:42] ---
    What, is this your first
    time visiting a girl's house?
[02:45] ---
    It is. I have an upset stomach.
[02:48] ---
    Boy, you surrender fast
    when you're cornered, huh.
[02:51] ---
    Where do you think I live, anyway?
    It's not a haunted house, you know.
[02:56] ---
    It's okay--you won't be gobbled up.
[03:00] ---
    And we have cats. All-you-can-pet!
[03:05] ---
    What an obvious change of expression.
[03:07] ---
    Are you putting up
    with this because of the cats?
[03:11] ---
    Yeah, right.
[03:15] ---
    Now I'm ticked.
[03:18] ---
    Here we are! I told Mom
    I'd be bringing you along.
[03:24] ---
    I'm home!
[03:26] ---
    Hello!
[03:29] ---
    Welcome! Is this your senior at college, Hana?
[03:29] ---
    "Tsuki Uzaki - 43"
[03:33] ---
    She's told me all about you!
[03:41] ---
    Scary!
[03:43] ---
    S-Such a penetrating glare!
[03:46] ---
    This is no ordinary fellow. He's so big!
[03:49] ---
    She never told me her senior was a boy!
[03:53] ---
    Hi! I'm Hana's mother.
[03:56] ---
    Pleased to meet you. I'm Sakurai.
[03:59] ---
    Thank you for offering
    to pay to replace my futon.
[04:03] ---
    My, he's more well-mannered than he looks.
[04:07] ---
    I'd like to return some
    of the money you gave me.
[04:13] ---
    It's no use. His eyes really are fierce!
[04:17] ---
    C'mon, Senpai. Quit standing around
    chatting in the foyer and come in already!
[04:22] ---
    What? He's coming in?!
[04:24] ---
    I'll return the money and be on my way.
[04:26] ---
    That's right--I mustn't keep him!
[04:36] ---
    Very well.
[04:37] ---
    If you insist.
[04:43] ---
    I see.
[04:45] ---
    I believe I understand the situation.
[04:48] ---
    Hana gave you too much money for the futon,
    so you've come to return the surplus?
[04:53] ---
    That's far.
[04:55] ---
    I tried to give it to Hana,
    but she wouldn't take it.
[04:59] ---
    I hate to intrude,
    but I thought I'd return it directly.
[05:02] ---
    "Hana"...
[05:04] ---
    Hana? A moment?
[05:07] ---
    Huh? What is it?
[05:10] ---
    It was always only "my senior at college"!
[05:14] ---
    Since when did you spend
    the night at a boy's place?!
[05:18] ---
    That hurts!
[05:19] ---
    No wonder she's mad.
[05:22] ---
    But Senpai's all right!
[05:25] ---
    You know that's not the point!
[05:28] ---
    You might be fine, but Sakurai--
[05:30] ---
    Well, he's... you know!
[05:34] ---
    I can't really argue.
[05:37] ---
    I think I get the gist.
[05:39] ---
    This girl's been a terrible
    bother to you all this time.
[05:43] ---
    Oh, no, really.
[05:45] ---
    Please--keep going.
[05:48] ---
    Senpai!
[05:49] ---
    What the heck?!
[05:50] ---
    My looking after you is a big bother?
[05:54] ---
    No, not at all. One time out of ten,
    I'm grateful for it.
[05:58] ---
    So I'm batting .100?! Why, you little--
[06:01] ---
    What do you mean, one time out of ten?
[06:01] ---
    I think I can see how their
    time together has been going.
[06:03] ---
    What does that even mean?
[06:04] ---
    Calm down.
[06:05] ---
    What am I supposed to do, huh?
[06:07] ---
    You're a total loner!
[06:07] ---
    They do seem awfully close, though.
[06:09] ---
    But--
[06:10] ---
    And you're only grateful once?
[06:10] ---
    Sakurai must be good for Hana--as
    her senior and as a friend.
[06:12] ---
    Yeah, well--
[06:13] ---
    Forget that! Thank me more!
[06:16] ---
    He may look frightening, but he seems
    serious enough, thank goodness.
[06:20] ---
    All that worry for nothing.
[06:22] ---
    Still, Hana bringing a boy home?
[06:26] ---
    Perhaps I'll have other things
    to worry about before long!
[06:30] ---
    Kidding!
[06:33] ---
    Sakurai is staring right at me.
[06:38] ---
    Not at me, as such.
[06:40] ---
    At my... chest?!
[06:45] ---
    His eyes fixed so shamelessly
    on this one spot...
[06:48] ---
    We've only just met!
    Don't tell me he's after my body!
[06:52] ---
    He... He can't want me and my daughter?!
[06:58] ---
    Man, I love cats.
[07:01] ---
    Ready to start petting, Senpai?
[07:03] ---
    Hana!
[07:04] ---
    I mean... if I can.
[07:07] ---
    Sa-Sakurai!
[07:10] ---
    You probably can't just yet.
    She's on high alert.
[07:13] ---
    She's not approaching you, right?
[07:15] ---
    "Probably"? "Yet"?!
[07:17] ---
    She's just shy around strangers.
[07:18] ---
    "Shy around strangers"?
[07:21] ---
    Stop by often enough and she'll get used to you.
[07:23] ---
    Before you know it, she might be coming to you!
[07:26] ---
    Absolutely not! There is no chance of that!
[07:29] ---
    What are you saying?!
    And right in front of your mother!
[07:32] ---
    Right. It might not fly today...
[07:36] ---
    Huh?
[07:39] ---
    But one day... I'd like to hold her.
[07:44] ---
    Well, I've returned your money
    and all, so I'll be leaving.
[07:48] ---
    Oh!
[07:49] ---
    What, so soon?
[07:50] ---
    Yeah. I don't want to overstay my welcome.
[07:53] ---
    Er, um...
[07:55] ---
    Then can I come over to your place?
    We can get some gaming in!
[07:58] ---
    Sure, whatever.
[08:01] ---
    Sorry for the intrusion. Goodbye.
[08:04] ---
    See you later, Mom!
[08:08] ---
    Why is my heart pounding so?
[08:12] ---
    "Cue one weird red flag"
[08:18] ---
    Thank you very much!
[08:21] ---
    Here you go, Mom.
[08:23] ---
    Thanks.
[08:24] ---
    I have work to do, so just relax
    and take your time, okay?
[08:28] ---
    Uh-huh! Good luck!
[08:31] ---
    I came to see Hana at work.
[08:35] ---
    And I am glad I could see
    this previously unknown side of her.
[08:38] ---
    But...
[08:42] ---
    I never thought Sakurai would be here, too!
[08:47] ---
    Well, hello! I understand you're Hana's mother?
[08:50] ---
    She's so young!
[08:52] ---
    Nice to meet you.
    You've been so kind to my daughter.
[08:56] ---
    No, no--she's been good to us.
    Hana's a hard worker.
[09:01] ---
    I understand it's her first part-time job--
[09:03] ---
    maybe it's her cheery disposition that
    lets her be so outgoing with customers.
[09:09] ---
    Oh, is that so? I'm glad to hear it.
[09:12] ---
    And she's a big hit with our customers, too!
[09:16] ---
    See?
[09:16] ---
    Eh?
[09:18] ---
    And then--
[09:19] ---
    Right?
[09:21] ---
    Hello there!
[09:22] ---
    Hana!
[09:24] ---
    Children just love Hana.
[09:27] ---
    "Crayon"
[09:27] ---
    She's always happy
    to spend time with bored kids.
[09:28] ---
    C'mon, let's draw!
[09:31] ---
    I drew a kitty!
[09:31] ---
    Only when she's free, of course.
[09:32] ---
    Look!
[09:33] ---
    Wow! That's fantastic!
[09:35] ---
    So that's how she's doing.
[09:38] ---
    As a parent, I was honestly worried...
    but I feel a little better now.
[09:44] ---
    I'm a parent, too--I get
    where you're coming from.
[09:48] ---
    When it comes down to it, turning customers
    into fans is the service industry ideal.
[09:54] ---
    After all, fans are frequent visitors.
[09:57] ---
    Hana gives them a reason to come.
    That gives us a big advantage.
[10:01] ---
    It's not something first-timers
    can usually pull off.
[10:04] ---
    You've got yourself a winner.
[10:07] ---
    All this praise is more
    than I can possibly bear.
[10:11] ---
    I'm just happy she's useful.
[10:13] ---
    There is one more factor that brings
    those moms in on the regular.
[10:19] ---
    Oh?
[10:22] ---
    Do... do you mean Sakurai?
[10:26] ---
    You know him?
[10:28] ---
    Er... yes, s-somewhat.
[10:30] ---
    His eyes are fierce, but once
    you get past that, he's a closet hunk!
[10:35] ---
    Not to mention tall, slim, and fit!
[10:37] ---
    With a serious personality and good manners!
[10:40] ---
    He checks all the boxes!
[10:42] ---
    When you put it like that...
    yes, I suppose, perhaps...
[10:47] ---
    He used to be an athlete,
    so he knows how to speak to his elders.
[10:52] ---
    More than anything, though,
    he's dignified--and grown-ups like that.
[10:57] ---
    I-Is that so...
[10:59] ---
    You know those moms are all about stopping
    by if they can chat with a young man
[11:04] ---
    and have someone look after their kids!
[11:07] ---
    We are making bank!
[11:09] ---
    Don't talk so shady about your father's café.
[11:14] ---
    I understand how he'd make fans...
[11:18] ---
    But what about Sakurai?
[11:22] ---
    Huh?
[11:23] ---
    What... about him?
[11:25] ---
    Oh! Um, well, that is...
    how should I put this... F-For example...
[11:33] ---
    Does he like...
[11:36] ---
    ...married women? Older women?
[11:41] ---
    Oh--so she's...
[11:43] ---
    "The dawning of various realizations"
[11:45] ---
    Boss?
[11:48] ---
    Now that the beans are here,
    I'll get the stockroom sorted.
[11:51] ---
    I'll help!
[11:55] ---
    There appears to be a...
    significant misunderstanding.
[11:59] ---
    What?
[12:00] ---
    It's all right! He's no cougar hunter.
[12:05] ---
    He's just a doofus.
[12:07] ---
    Oh, i-is he?
[12:09] ---
    Yes! He's always been prone
    to taking things the wrong way.
[12:13] ---
    "Married women"? Yikes.
[12:15] ---
    Have no fear. He and your daughter
    work beautifully together.
[12:21] ---
    "Married women"? Uh-oh.
[12:24] ---
    Yes... Yes, of course!
    I don't know what I was thinking.
[12:29] ---
    Oh, I'm mortified!
    Please--forget I said anything!
[12:33] ---
    She blushes exactly like her daughter.
[12:33] ---
    Why, what was I even saying?
[12:37] ---
    A coffee bean?
[12:38] ---
    Yep. You have to properly mature these babies.
[12:46] ---
    Hana? I'm going to be on my way.
[12:49] ---
    Oh, uh-huh. Do you prefer mature adults, too?
[12:53] ---
    Huh?
[12:53] ---
    Mature... adults? Yeah, I guess.
    That would be my preference, yeah.
[12:58] ---
    You know, like...
    there's just this overall richness.
[13:03] ---
    "Richness"?
[13:04] ---
    But an old hand would
    try 'em just like that, right?
[13:09] ---
    Apparently. Gotta take it easy, though.
[13:12] ---
    Overindulge and you get
    so excited that you can't sleep.
[13:15] ---
    "Ex... Excited"?!
[13:18] ---
    Wanna try with what we have? Now's your chance.
[13:23] ---
    You know I can't!
[13:26] ---
    Still...
[13:28] ---
    I plan on getting a real good
    taste before too long.
[13:34] ---
    Aha! You're an old hand, Senpai!
[13:36] ---
    Cut it out, dum-dum.
[13:39] ---
    I knew it... he has his eye on me!
[13:41] ---
    "The misunderstanding quietly grows deeper"
[13:49] ---
    Yesss! I win yet again!
[13:53] ---
    You sure are wimpy, Senpai!
[13:56] ---
    What did you expect?
    I've never played this game before!
[13:59] ---
    That's hardly an excuse.
[14:02] ---
    Why, I only just bought this game two days ago!
[14:06] ---
    Although I did spend yesterday
    training hard so I could kick your butt.
[14:13] ---
    That's dirty!
[14:14] ---
    I'll do whatever it takes to see you frustrated.
[14:18] ---
    You say that like you're proud, you chicken!
[14:20] ---
    Oh, is that the last howl of a dog
    with its tail between its legs?
[14:24] ---
    Ha ha, loser pooch!
[14:28] ---
    I'm going to grab a drink.
[14:30] ---
    Grab one for me, too!
[14:32] ---
    Oh?
[14:33] ---
    What? You lost, right?
    One favor is the least you could do.
[14:40] ---
    Tch. Fine.
[14:43] ---
    Aw, man, we should have made it interesting!
[14:47] ---
    Like, loser runs to the store
    to buy the winner a new kind
[14:49] ---
    of slightly pricey pudding!
[14:52] ---
    Win one game and you act like you own the place.
[14:56] ---
    Sheesh. And to think
    your mom is so quiet and kind.
[15:01] ---
    Huh?
[15:02] ---
    Hmph!
[15:08] ---
    Mmm-hmm! It came out great again!
[15:14] ---
    Huh?
[15:16] ---
    We can't--I have a husband!
[15:19] ---
    What are you saying, Akiko?
[15:20] ---
    I'm* the one who can treat you right!
[15:20] ---
    That's mean, confessing your love right there!
[15:23] ---
    No...
[15:27] ---
    Huh?
[15:29] ---
    Ah, what a lovely soak!
[15:35] ---
    Oh!
[15:37] ---
    What... What is it?
[15:41] ---
    Nothing.
[15:47] ---
    Does my daughter have her eye on me, too?
[15:50] ---
    Check, please.
[15:53] ---
    Thank you very much. Please come again!
[15:58] ---
    Is... Is something wrong, Uzaki?
[16:01] ---
    Oh, no, no. Don't mind me.
[16:06] ---
    Normally she'd be all...
[16:08] ---
    Thanks heaps!
[16:10] ---
    Do it right!
[16:14] ---
    Yow!
[16:15] ---
    Okay, you jerk! I know you did something!
[16:18] ---
    Take that!
[16:18] ---
    Yes, I did! I did! I totally did!
[16:22] ---
    Just please--stop flicking ice water at me!
[16:25] ---
    I see. No wonder Hana's mad.
[16:29] ---
    You tactless brute!
[16:32] ---
    Mmm. Though it's great to
    be courteous with our customers,
[16:36] ---
    she's throwing our regulars for a loop.
[16:38] ---
    What to do?
[16:42] ---
    I've finished tidying up!
[16:45] ---
    Heavens, you three!
[16:47] ---
    Just because we have no customers
    doesn't mean you can stand around chatting!
[16:53] ---
    What's wrong, Senpai?
    Why are you staring at my face like that?
[16:58] ---
    Cut that out.
[17:00] ---
    What might "that" be?
[17:02] ---
    The way you're talking!
    And acting! It's... it's weird!
[17:06] ---
    Oh, my! Just yesterday
    you told me to mind my manners.
[17:11] ---
    Today you tell me to stop?
    Oh, what will I do with you?
[17:16] ---
    Stop! Please! It's just awful!
[17:19] ---
    And no more of that silly giggle!
[17:22] ---
    Are you all right, Senpai? If you're
    feeling unwell, perhaps you'd like a rest?
[17:29] ---
    I can certainly take on your share of work.
[17:34] ---
    Please, Senpai... take care of yourself.
[17:42] ---
    Stop that!
[17:44] ---
    Why do you take damage
    when someone's nice to you?
[17:50] ---
    Please, you mustn't overexert yourself.
[17:52] ---
    Why, if something were to happen to you, I...
[17:56] ---
    Enough! Quit screwing around, damn you!
[17:58] ---
    What's this fake "good junior" crap?
[18:01] ---
    Go back to your usual screwing around!
[18:03] ---
    Calm down, Sakurai. Your words are all jumbled.
[18:08] ---
    You know, Sakurai?
    I think Hana's just fine like this, too.
[18:13] ---
    Farewell!
[18:15] ---
    Please do look after your health.
[18:18] ---
    Begging your pardon!
[18:21] ---
    I foresee a new service offering!
[18:23] ---
    Ami! Back off a little, would you?
[18:27] ---
    If you find it that unpleasant,
    I could always stop.
[18:30] ---
    Really?!
[18:32] ---
    But first...
[18:33] ---
    Isn't there something
    you have to say to me, Senpai?
[18:39] ---
    Yeah, right! Me, say something to you?
[18:42] ---
    Besides, all I could say right now is... that!
[18:49] ---
    I messed up. I'm sorry.
[18:53] ---
    Ooh!
[18:53] ---
    Whoa!
[18:56] ---
    As long as you know.
[18:58] ---
    "Uzaki F T W"
[19:01] ---
    The fierce and hulking Sakurai,
    meekly eating crow?!
[19:05] ---
    I smell another potential service
    for the housewife market!
[19:08] ---
    Ami! Be quiet, would you?
[19:12] ---
    I prefer the usual Uzaki.
[19:14] ---
    Huh?
[19:15] ---
    Ah! There it is--Sakurai's famous...
[19:19] ---
    "W T F Attack"
[19:24] ---
    It's working, it's working!
[19:29] ---
    That really is you all over, Senpai.
[19:33] ---
    Huh? What is?
[19:35] ---
    I'll tell you what:
[19:36] ---
    The way you always say stuff without thinking!
[19:40] ---
    What?! Pot, meet kettle!
[19:43] ---
    Well, this is all your fault, anyway!
[19:46] ---
    All because you got carried away!
[19:47] ---
    Can we have them take on
    different personas for the customers
[19:51] ---
    on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, at least?
[19:53] ---
    I know the older ladies in particular
    will love meek and mild Sakurai!
[19:57] ---
    Then this will hardly be a café anymore.
[20:00] ---
    Could you please stop trying to put
    different spins on your father's café?
[20:04] ---
    Well, you know your problem?
[20:05] ---
    And you know what your deal is?
[20:07] ---
    No fighting!
[20:09] ---
    Huh?
[20:13] ---
    Oh!
[20:14] ---
    Welcome.
[20:16] ---
    Hey, now!
[20:17] ---
    I-I'm sorry she just butted in like that.
[20:20] ---
    This isn't really a fight.
    It's what we call a lovers' quarrel.
[20:25] ---
    No way!
[20:25] ---
    It is not!
[20:28] ---
    You can have this. So make up, okay?
SIGN    "Lottery Ticket" "One draw per ticket" "Uza Shopping District Association"
[20:36] ---
    Man. Scolded by a little kid.
[20:40] ---
    She got us good.
[20:42] ---
    You were saying some
    pretty weird stuff back there.
[20:46] ---
    Weird stuff?
[20:48] ---
    You know, like... "the usual Uzaki."
[20:54] ---
    If I'm not careful, my expression'll slip!
[20:58] ---
    Hey, look.
[21:02] ---
    We have that ticket--let's do it!
[21:04] ---
    Right.
[21:07] ---
    Th-That means...
[21:10] ---
    Congratulations are in order!
[21:13] ---
    Huh?
[21:14] ---
    You've won the grand prize: a two-night,
    one-day trip for two to Tottori!
[21:19] ---
    Eh?
[21:20] ---
    Say... what?
[21:21] ---
    "Gettin' Crabby in the Crab Prefecture"
[21:25] ---
    "Welcome to Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport!
    - Gosho Aoyama"
[21:31] ---
    Wow, they really went
    all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
    Wow, they really went
    all out in the airport, huh?
[21:34] ---
    "Café Poirot"
[21:34] ---
    I hate to ask this now...
[21:36] ---
    What's up?
[21:38] ---
    Are you sure you're okay coming here with me?
[21:40] ---
    "Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
[21:41] ---
    What do you mean, Senpai? You deserve it!
    We won together, after all.
[21:45] ---
    Squee! The Phantom Thief Kid!
[21:47] ---
    He's so cool!
[21:48] ---
    This is my first time in Tottori!
[21:48] ---
    "Case Closed Location Guide"
[21:50] ---
    Hey, Senpai, your eyes are
    totally different. They're kinder!
[21:54] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[21:55] ---
    Hey, those glasses actually make you look, uh...
[21:58] ---
    Get it right for once, would you?
[22:00] ---
    Can it! What are you trying to make me do?!
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
[23:40] ---
    But why Tottori?
[23:41] ---
    

E10 - I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!

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[00:06] ---
    Let's get going!
[00:07] ---
    "Tottori Sand Dunes Conan Airport"
[00:07] ---
    Where to first?
[00:09] ---
    Well, let's see.
[00:11] ---
    We're in Tottori, so...
[00:13] ---
    No Starbucks, just Sandbox!
[00:16] ---
    Crab rich, cash poor!
[00:18] ---
    Welcome to Tottori Prefecture!
[00:20] ---
    What's with that guy, Senpai?
[00:23] ---
    Don't you know, dummy? Why, he's...
[00:26] ---
    No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
    No 7-Elevens? Still heaven!
[00:32] ---
    He's a big shot.
[00:35] ---
    We should probably hit the sand dunes first.
[00:38] ---
    Says here we can paraglide--or go sandboarding!
[00:41] ---
    You like the more active stuff, huh?
[00:43] ---
    Oh, yeah.
[00:44] ---
    All solo activities, I notice.
    You're going full loner here in Tottori, too!
[00:49] ---
    And you still don't know when to zip it.
[00:52] ---
    So how are we gonna get there?
[00:54] ---
    We'll take a bus or something.
[01:07] ---
    Yoohoo!
[01:08] ---
    Yo!
[01:09] ---
    Itsuhito!
[01:10] ---
    Ami!
[01:19] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:42] ---
    "Episode 10: I Want to Hang Out in Tottori!"
[02:44] ---
    So you're both here, too!
[02:47] ---
    Dad gave me a summer break. And then...
[02:51] ---
    I was thinking of taking
    a trip when she ran into me
[02:53] ---
    and suggested meeting up with you two here.
[02:57] ---
    Huh! I feel bad, you guys renting a car and all.
[03:02] ---
    Nah, it's totally fine.
[03:03] ---
    You're so thoughtful, Sakaki!
[03:06] ---
    Your personality's a little iffy,
    but you sure are thoughtful!
[03:09] ---
    That personality, though...
[03:10] ---
    Please, enough with the compliments!
[03:13] ---
    Those weren't compliments.
[03:15] ---
    It's definitely more convenient
    to travel by car. See?
[03:20] ---
    It's a lot broader than I imagined.
[03:22] ---
    Right? A rental car is a must
    if you want real freedom.
[03:26] ---
    Spoken like a seasoned traveler.
[03:28] ---
    You know me!
[03:29] ---
    So went our story.
    But our trip here serves another purpose.
[03:34] ---
    That's right: Hana and Sakurai,
    vacationing alone together...
[03:38] ---
    I view their relationship as hands-off,
    and even I couldn't stay away!
[03:42] ---
    We've been watching over them thus far.
[03:45] ---
    We have a duty to see
    this trip through to its end!
[03:48] ---
    And we get front-row seats! What a treat!
[03:51] ---
    Not to mention a trip to Tottori.
[03:53] ---
    Pure happenstance, but amusing nonetheless.
[03:57] ---
    These two still don't know the real Tottori!
[04:01] ---
    Hey, a 7-Eleven!
[04:02] ---
    Hey, yeah! So they do have them.
[04:05] ---
    "Tottori Sand Dunes National Park"
[04:15] ---
    When you see them in person,
    they really are spectacular.
[04:18] ---
    Aren't they? What a sight!
[04:21] ---
    The Tottori Sand Dunes
    measure 2.4 km north to south
[04:24] ---
    and 16 km east to west.
[04:26] ---
    They're the largest
    accessible sand dunes in Japan.
[04:31] ---
    The dune in front there is called
    the Horse's Back; it's about 50 meters high.
[04:37] ---
    It's quite popular:
    you can see the entirety of the dunes
[04:40] ---
    and take in views of
    the Japan Sea from its peak.
[04:43] ---
    Wow, nice!
[04:47] ---
    All right, Senpai! Race you to the ocean!
[04:50] ---
    You're on!
[04:52] ---
    If I win, you owe me a nashi pear ice cream!
[04:55] ---
    And if I win, you owe me
    a sand-dune coffee ice cream!
[04:59] ---
    Okay, here goes.
[05:01] ---
    Get set...
[05:02] ---
    Go!
[05:09] ---
    The sand's really grabbing my feet.
    This is tough!
[05:14] ---
    Hey, hey!
[05:15] ---
    Wha--
[05:16] ---
    Hey! What is that?
[05:19] ---
    A sandboard, just like you were
    talking about! I reserved one!
[05:23] ---
    That's not fair!
[05:25] ---
    Ha! A contest begins well before it starts!
[05:29] ---
    Catch you on the flip side!
[05:31] ---
    Dammit!
[05:34] ---
    You'll never catch up to me, Sen... pai?
[05:40] ---
    Hold it right there!
[05:54] ---
    I win.
[05:58] ---
    A competition...
    against this... beautiful backdrop...
[06:04] ---
    Have you no soul?
[06:06] ---
    I admire your nerve, whining
    about losing under the circumstances.
[06:11] ---
    Still...
[06:13] ---
    It really is beautiful.
    Makes our race seem like small potatoes.
[06:19] ---
    So I don't owe you?
[06:20] ---
    No--you do.
[06:25] ---
    Excuse me!
[06:28] ---
    Could you please take our picture?
[06:30] ---
    Oh, sure.
[06:31] ---
    Thank you!
[06:34] ---
    Tottori!
[06:40] ---
    Thank you very much!
[06:42] ---
    Oh, Atsy-pie, you look so cool in that shot!
[06:45] ---
    And you are just too cute, Miho-Miho!
[06:49] ---
    Sh-Shall we?
[06:52] ---
    I can't walk...
[06:54] ---
    Oh, all right.
[06:57] ---
    I still have some strength left.
[07:08] ---
    It's so round!
[07:10] ---
    This is Japan's oldest circular school building,
    originally a primary school.
[07:16] ---
    Now dilapidated, it was due to be torn down,
[07:20] ---
    but the many citizens who wanted it
    to remain spurred officials into action,
[07:24] ---
    and the building was reborn as a museum!
[07:28] ---
    Now it has various local specialties on display.
[07:31] ---
    Regional specialties, eh?
[07:34] ---
    Like nashi pears?
[07:35] ---
    Can't forget Matsuba snow crabs...
[07:49] ---
    Figurines!
[07:51] ---
    And Nendoroids, too!
[07:52] ---
    Tottori is the Manga Prefecture,
    the birthplace of many manga artists--
[07:57] ---
    and home to a figurine factory as well!
[08:00] ---
    In other words, manga and figurines
    are indeed local Tottori specialties!
[08:06] ---
    I'm starting to get that feeling, yes.
[08:08] ---
    Really packs an irresistible punch.
[08:11] ---
    Oh, these are adorable!
[08:13] ---
    Senpai, buy these for me as a souvenir!
[08:15] ---
    Four of them?
[08:17] ---
    They look like four sisters--and
    I want the full set!
[08:21] ---
    Oh! Different versions! Double or nothing!
[08:24] ---
    Double--nothing!
[08:27] ---
    Tottori!
[08:35] ---
    A rabbit!
[08:36] ---
    And that "Mistress Himiko!" person.
[08:39] ---
    Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto.
[08:41] ---
    Also known as Ōnamuji-no-Kami.
[08:43] ---
    Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto,
    famously of "The White Hare of Inaba,"
[08:47] ---
    in enshrined here at Hakuto Shrine.
[08:51] ---
    Because the deity healed a hare
    whose fur had been torn off by a shark,
[08:57] ---
    the shrine is revered for its benefits
    to those with skin diseases and injuries.
[09:05] ---
    Senpai, look! Rabbit cakes!
[09:08] ---
    Wow, those look tasty!
[09:11] ---
    Er, Uzaki? Who's this?
[09:14] ---
    The shop clerk.
[09:15] ---
    Would you mind paying, please?
[09:17] ---
    Much obliged, Senpai!
[09:19] ---
    Now it's my treat?!
[09:24] ---
    Soft and chewy and oh so delish!
[09:27] ---
    Good for you.
[09:29] ---
    Oh, don't be so angry. Here!
[09:32] ---
    There's enough for you, too.
[09:34] ---
    All right. Here goes.
[09:37] ---
    Ack! He's gonna gobble me up!
[09:41] ---
    Ugh! Curse you humans!
[09:46] ---
    Nooo!
[09:47] ---
    Will you shut up? I can't eat like this!
[09:50] ---
    You're not gonna eat that?
[09:53] ---
    Well! Don't mind if I do!
[09:55] ---
    Half! In one bite!
[09:58] ---
    Mmm-mmm-mmm! One more bite!
[10:02] ---
    As if!
[10:07] ---
    You're wide open!
[10:09] ---
    Inattention is the greatest foe.
[10:12] ---
    Look here...
[10:13] ---
    Isn't it just so delicious?
[10:15] ---
    Mmm, it sure is!
[10:18] ---
    Okay: say "ah"!
[10:22] ---
    Aw, you ate half of it!
[10:29] ---
    You have to notice these things
    before you go off on a roll!
[10:33] ---
    Right...
[10:35] ---
    Quit looking at my mouth!
[10:41] ---
    Is this it?
[10:42] ---
    Yes. Any minute now and they
    should tweak to the truth about Tottori.
[10:53] ---
    May our travels end without a hitch.
[10:56] ---
    May Senpai's loner ways be healed.
[10:59] ---
    I'm not a loner!
[11:01] ---
    Hey, they have fortunes, Senpai!
    Let's see who wins!
[11:05] ---
    It's not a competition.
[11:07] ---
    But sure.
[11:09] ---
    "Number 11" "Middling Luck"
[11:10] ---
    Ha! "Middling Luck"--this has to be a winner!
[11:15] ---
    "Number 18" "Great Luck"
[11:17] ---
    Nice try! Mine is "Great Luck"--"Great Luck"!
[11:22] ---
    Looks like I win!
[11:24] ---
    How's it feel to be all smug about
    middling luck and then lose, huh? Huh?
[11:31] ---
    I have no words.
[11:33] ---
    Now then! What's it say?
[11:36] ---
    "Hobbies: A gamer is best.
    Personality: Preferably a loner.
[11:40] ---
    Age: One year older.
[11:43] ---
    Direction: Right in front of"...
[11:47] ---
    Huh?
[11:51] ---
    What kind of fortunes are these?!
[11:53] ---
    Huh?
[12:00] ---
    Don't tell me... is this shrine...
[12:04] ---
    "Hakuto Shrine couples." "Search."
[12:08] ---
    Hmph. It seems you've finally arrived.
[12:12] ---
    You've reached the truth of Hakuto Shrine--
[12:15] ---
    indeed, that of Tottori itself.
[12:18] ---
    You knew?
[12:19] ---
    We didn't do all that touring for nothing.
[12:22] ---
    That myth has linked Hakuto Jinja
    to healing skin conditions and injuries.
[12:28] ---
    But that is just a cover!
[12:31] ---
    That same hare arranged a match between
    Ōkuninushi-no-Mikoto and Yagamihime.
[12:35] ---
    And based on this, Japan's first love story,
[12:38] ---
    Hakuto is a matchmaking
    shrine--rivaling the shrine at Izumo!
[12:42] ---
    And Tottori is home to two more sites,
[12:44] ---
    both veritable meccas for lovers
    on a par with Hakuto Shrine here.
[12:49] ---
    Do you see what I'm saying?
[12:52] ---
    No way...
[12:54] ---
    That's right: to say that
    "Tottori tourists" equals "couples in love"
[12:59] ---
    is no exaggeration!
[13:00] ---
    "It's an exaggeration"
[13:02] ---
    That's where you two,
    a man and a woman, came to visit.
[13:04] ---
    And this is how everyone else saw you!
[13:09] ---
    "I'm not too heavy, am I, darling?"
[13:12] ---
    "You're lighter than
    a Tottori dune beetle, my honey!"
[13:16] ---
    "Mementos of my Tottori trip with you, darling!"
[13:20] ---
    "I'll take everything on the shelf!"
[13:23] ---
    "Oh, darling, rabbit cakes
    taste best ears first."
[13:27] ---
    "I'm a tail-first kind of guy, my honey!"
[13:30] ---
    You have got to be kidding me!
[13:32] ---
    But people totally did think you were a couple.
[13:36] ---
    Ha ha! Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
[13:39] ---
    Damn you...
[13:39] ---
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
[13:41] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Me and Senpai, all lovey-dovey? Yeah, right!
[13:47] ---
    Oh, come off it already!
[13:49] ---
    Why does everything have
    to be about love with you, anyway?
[13:52] ---
    Is that all there is?
    Are you some kind of love fiend?
[13:56] ---
    You really are hopeless.
[14:02] ---
    At 1,700 meters tall, Daisen is the
    highest mountain in the Chugoku region.
[14:09] ---
    It's a destination for all seasons with
    autumn color and snowy winter landscapes.
[14:15] ---
    And it's another spot for lovers.
[14:17] ---
    Not that again...
[14:19] ---
    That has nothing to do with us!
[14:22] ---
    C'mon, Senpai. Here's the lift.
[14:27] ---
    A couple's seat! Isn't that wonderful?
[14:30] ---
    They must be really in love!
[14:32] ---
    Sak and Hana, sittin' in a tree!
[14:38] ---
    Please, go ahead.
[14:40] ---
    Oh! You must play for the other team!
[14:42] ---
    Oho!
[14:43] ---
    What "other team"?!
[14:44] ---
    You're dragging me into this?
[14:57] ---
    I just want to enjoy my Tottori trip!
[15:01] ---
    It really isn't like that with--
[15:13] ---
    Uzaki!
[15:14] ---
    Eeyeah?!
[15:15] ---
    We came here to hang out in Tottori--that's all.
[15:18] ---
    To visit the dunes, eat nashi and Matsuba crabs,
[15:21] ---
    and have fun with all
    the Conan and Kitaro stuff!
[15:25] ---
    Right?
[15:26] ---
    Uh... yeah.
[15:28] ---
    All right! So let's forget
    the others and enjoy ourselves!
[15:33] ---
    Senpai...
[15:34] ---
    We'll show them!
[15:36] ---
    Right on!
[15:42] ---
    Dammit, Tottori, read the room!
[15:44] ---
    Tottori!
[15:53] ---
    "Towels used with permission
    for filming purposes"
[15:53] ---
    With 850 years of history,
    Misasa is a world-class radium hot spring
[16:00] ---
    and home to many types of hot-spring treatments.
[16:04] ---
    It's said that any malady will be cured
    after your third morning at this hot spring,
[16:10] ---
    hence the name: written with
    the characters "three" and "morning."
[16:16] ---
    See you later.
[16:17] ---
    Yep.
[16:24] ---
    Phew, I'm beat.
[16:25] ---
    We did a ton of running around today.
[16:28] ---
    Are you sure about this? After finally
    getting to share a room with Sakurai?
[16:35] ---
    Just kidding.
[16:38] ---
    What are you doing? That was your chance!
[16:41] ---
    I told you, it's not like that.
[16:45] ---
    Hey.
[16:47] ---
    It will be.
[16:50] ---
    Itsuhito...
[16:52] ---
    Look, you're wrong, okay?
[16:56] ---
    Senpai! Let's go to the steam bath--
[17:06] ---
    Don't you dare!
[17:09] ---
    At Misasa Hot Spring, the waters are
    for soaking, drinking, and breathing in.
[17:16] ---
    Inhaling the mist at this steam bath
    will cure what ails you from the inside out.
[17:22] ---
    I bet it'll heal your mean face
    if you inhale enough of it.
[17:26] ---
    Really? I better get breathing, then.
[17:28] ---
    Hey. Rude.
[17:30] ---
    Pretty half-hearted comeback there, Sakurai.
[17:33] ---
    It's so hot, that's all he can manage.
[17:37] ---
    Wow, you're sweating buckets.
[17:39] ---
    It's never-ending.
[17:43] ---
    Can I have your towel, Senpai?
[17:46] ---
    Just how sweaty are you?
[17:48] ---
    It's pouring out of me. Your towel...
[17:57] ---
    Senpai, you're all damp and sticky!
[17:59] ---
    That's your fault! Get off me!
[18:05] ---
    That tickles!
[18:06] ---
    Sorry--you're going to have to deal with it!
[18:10] ---
    Yow! Not there!
[18:12] ---
    Please! Save that for
    the privacy of your room!
[18:16] ---
    Eh?
[18:25] ---
    Ah, this feels great!
[18:27] ---
    Especially after sweating so much.
[18:30] ---
    I was soaking wet!
    Senpai wouldn't give me his towel.
[18:35] ---
    He is so inconsiderate!
[18:37] ---
    Who are you calling inconsiderate?
[18:39] ---
    Are you eavesdropping on us? Pervert!
[18:43] ---
    Oh, shut up.
[18:44] ---
    All that sweating must have
    flushed the badness out of you.
[18:50] ---
    Now go live an orderly life.
[18:53] ---
    "Badness"? What "badness"?
[18:55] ---
    You're the villain-faced loner introvert!
[18:59] ---
    If only you'd sweated
    out your annoyingness, too.
[19:04] ---
    And at a hot spring, no less.
[19:06] ---
    What an unsexy conversation.
[19:10] ---
    All right--fine!
[19:12] ---
    Let's see which one of us is worse!
[19:14] ---
    Oh, you are on!
[19:24] ---
    Gotcha.
[19:39] ---
    They're just not going in...
[19:43] ---
    All right: I've got the hang of it.
    I can win this.
[19:48] ---
    You can put those
    extra balls in this box, Senpai.
[19:52] ---
    Hey, thanks.
[19:54] ---
    Sure thing.
[19:55] ---
    Now then...
[19:57] ---
    Hey!
[19:58] ---
    Tch.
[20:03] ---
    Hurry up, Senpai!
[20:05] ---
    Wait up, will you?
[20:07] ---
    Make it snappy or you're gonna lose!
[20:11] ---
    This is tyranny!
[20:13] ---
    So nothing changed, after all that.
[20:16] ---
    That's all right.
    They're tasty enough just as they are.
[20:22] ---
    Are they, though?
[20:24] ---
    A frog! What's this for?
[20:26] ---
    What, indeed?
SIGN    "Matchmaking: The Kajika Frog"
    "Rub this beloved matchmaking kajika frog
    to make your dream match come true."
[20:30] ---
    A matchmaking kajika frog?
[20:33] ---
    "Rub to make your dream match come true."
[20:38] ---
    I guess they are pretty tasty.
[20:41] ---
    Right?
[20:43] ---
    Thanks for the feast.
[20:49] ---
    "Mizuki Shigeru Road"
[20:50] ---
    We have to finish with this place!
[20:54] ---
    Check out all these yōkai, Senpai!
[20:56] ---
    There are some I know and some I've never seen.
[21:01] ---
    There are 177 bronze statues of yōkai
[21:04] ---
    over 800 meters of this street,
    which leads to Sakaiminato Station.
[21:09] ---
    177 of them? Amazing!
[21:12] ---
    What's this, Senpai?
[21:14] ---
    A dragon?
[21:16] ---
    Let's see... Nope! It's a shiro-uneri!
[21:19] ---
    Shiro... uneri?
[21:21] ---
    Okay, next! What's this?
[21:24] ---
    A crayfish?
[21:25] ---
    Bzzt! An amikiri!
[21:27] ---
    These are tough. What's the next one?
[21:30] ---
    Right here!
[21:31] ---
    A yeti!
[21:32] ---
    Keukegen! What's this "yeti" stuff?
    That's not even Japanese--whoa!
[21:38] ---
    Dammit. You try this next one. Here.
[21:41] ---
    Wait: this is--aw!
[21:43] ---
    Rokuro-Kubi! It's Rokuro-Kubi!
[21:45] ---
    I knew that one!
[21:49] ---
    Okay, moving on!
[21:49] ---
    "Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
[21:54] ---
    "Mizuki Shigeru Museum"
[21:54] ---
    Yep, this is the place.
[21:55] ---
    The Mizuki Shigeru Museum is a must-see.
[22:03] ---
    "Mizuki Shigeru Road"
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 11: Does Sakurai
    Want to Hang Out, Too?"
[23:40] ---
    

E11 - Does Sakurai Want to Hang Out, Too?

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[00:05] ---
    Are you gonna be home today, Senpai?
[00:07] ---
    Can I come over?
[00:10] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[00:11] ---
    Great! I'll be right there.
[00:16] ---
    Uzaki's everyday visits have become a habit.
[00:20] ---
    Whatever. I'm done fighting it.
[00:23] ---
    But...
[00:25] ---
    ...she always leaves her junk here!
[00:30] ---
    I'm going to have to say something.
[00:37] ---
    There she is, the jerk.
[00:41] ---
    Check out the jumbo beanbag
    I bought today, Senpai!
[00:45] ---
    See? It's a big ol' frog!
[00:47] ---
    It's way too big!
[00:48] ---
    But it comes with a little frog!
[00:51] ---
    Okay, that's cute... but still!
[01:01] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:24] ---
    "Episode 11: Does Sakurai
    Want to Hang Out, Too?"
[02:26] ---
    What's your take on this place?
[02:29] ---
    My take? Oh, like spiritually?
[02:32] ---
    Don't sweat it. The person
    behind you is just passing through.
[02:38] ---
    That's not what I meant!
    Cut that out--I'm serious!
[02:42] ---
    Your stuff is taking over my apartment!
[02:45] ---
    Start taking some of it home today!
[02:48] ---
    What's with the giant beanbag, anyway?
[02:53] ---
    I mean, I'm always sitting on
    the floor for our gaming marathons.
[02:57] ---
    My butt hurts! Are you okay with that?
[03:02] ---
    Isn't it the host's responsibility
    to make his living space welcoming?
[03:08] ---
    Or would you rather be responsible
    for my butt cramping up?
[03:12] ---
    The nerve...
[03:15] ---
    Therefore, I plead not beanbag-guilty!
[03:18] ---
    Fine. The beanbag can stay.
[03:22] ---
    But!
[03:24] ---
    This is the problem!
[03:26] ---
    Huh! It's really piled up, hasn't it?
[03:29] ---
    Don't pretend it's not on you!
[03:31] ---
    You're going to choose what stays and what goes.
[03:34] ---
    Ugh, what a drag!
[03:36] ---
    And no fun until we're finished.
[03:38] ---
    Aw!
[03:39] ---
    Everything you don't need goes
    in this garbage bag today.
[03:42] ---
    Everything you do need goes home with you.
[03:44] ---
    Fine...
[03:45] ---
    "The 1008 Lousy Cats"
    "Boring D-movie DVD"
[03:46] ---
    This?
[03:47] ---
    Don't need it.
[03:47] ---
    "Paper bags, large and small"
[03:48] ---
    These?
[03:49] ---
    Nope.
[03:49] ---
    "Empty toy capsules"
[03:51] ---
    And these?
[03:51] ---
    Nuh-uh.
[03:52] ---
    See? You don't need any of this!
[03:54] ---
    Don't bring it to my place--throw it away!
[03:56] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[03:58] ---
    Sometimes you can't make up your mind, y'know?
[04:01] ---
    And something that's really been bugging me...
[04:05] ---
    Oh, this?
[04:07] ---
    This is a real laugh!
[04:11] ---
    You blow through this thing here.
[04:15] ---
    Like so.
[04:25] ---
    Well?
[04:27] ---
    Toss it.
[04:28] ---
    What?! But it's funny!
    It'll be a huge hit on Halloween!
[04:33] ---
    Who cares? Besides, you only
    left it here because you didn't need it.
[04:38] ---
    True, true.
[04:40] ---
    That was too easy! I knew you didn't need it!
[04:43] ---
    It's like, sometimes I have to show things
    to you first before it's all settled.
[04:47] ---
    What the hell?!
[04:50] ---
    There we go. Nice and roomy again.
[04:55] ---
    I'm pooped!
[04:56] ---
    It was only some huge chore because you'd
    brought all that crap over.
[05:01] ---
    I know where this is going.
[05:03] ---
    Buying all those extra phone chargers...
    You just don't think, do you?
[05:09] ---
    Yep: it's lecture time.
[05:12] ---
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:14] ---
    Uh, yeah. Sorry.
[05:17] ---
    Say, I'm thirsty. I'm gonna grab a drink!
[05:20] ---
    Hey! Don't you run away from me! I'm not done!
[05:24] ---
    See, you're always... huh?
[05:27] ---
    What's with the bag?
[05:30] ---
    Did you put that in there?
[05:32] ---
    Oh, uh...
[05:33] ---
    No, that's something else.
[05:36] ---
    Are you kidding me?
    Now you're putting your stuff in my fri--
[05:43] ---
    I-Is this...
[05:45] ---
    Oh, gosh!
[05:46] ---
    I thought I'd cook for us today.
    It's been a while.
[05:52] ---
    Uzaki, I... well...
[05:56] ---
    I'm sorry. I shouldn't
    have jumped to conclusions.
[06:01] ---
    Senpai?
[06:02] ---
    Yeah?
[06:03] ---
    What would you like for
    the main dish? Fish or beef?
[06:08] ---
    Fish.
[06:15] ---
    I'm sorry about earlier.
    And... this is really good.
[06:21] ---
    I like this sincerely contrite side of you.
[06:27] ---
    He's so easy.
[06:30] ---
    Sakurai?
[06:32] ---
    Yes?
[06:34] ---
    Want to try your hand at food prep?
[06:36] ---
    Eh?
[06:37] ---
    Why not? It'd be a big help if
    you could handle cooking, too.
[06:42] ---
    Uh, but I--
[06:43] ---
    Oh? You're gonna cook, Senpai? Can you cook?
[06:47] ---
    Are you sure about this?
    It's not as easy as it looks!
[06:52] ---
    I'll do it.
[06:53] ---
    Oh! Will you, now?
[06:55] ---
    Seriously?
[06:56] ---
    You probably think I can't
    cook my way out of a paper bag.
[07:00] ---
    It just so happens I do cook from time to time!
[07:05] ---
    Um... what is this?
[07:08] ---
    Spaghetti Napolitan.
[07:12] ---
    What on earth?
[07:14] ---
    Wow.
[07:16] ---
    I'm sorry. Go on: laugh.
[07:27] ---
    Too much laughing!
[07:29] ---
    I'm just doing what you told me to do!
[07:32] ---
    L-L-Let me go!
[07:35] ---
    Ugh, enough! Quit fighting!
[07:52] ---
    Harder, Senpai...
[07:57] ---
    Yes... you're so good at this, Sakurai...
[08:07] ---
    That's enough! My hands are tired!
[08:10] ---
    Man, kneading udon dough is really hard work!
[08:16] ---
    I was surprised to see you here
    for a crash course in cooking.
[08:20] ---
    Sorry about that.
    I'd intended to do it at my place.
[08:24] ---
    He doesn't have the right tools for the job.
[08:27] ---
    Besides, Mom, you're my cooking instructor!
[08:32] ---
    Thank you in advance.
[08:39] ---
    Just leave it to me. And try to keep up!
[08:44] ---
    You boys and your muscle. Must be nice!
[08:48] ---
    That's one thing this himbo has going for him.
[08:52] ---
    Hana! Hey!
[08:53] ---
    It's okay. I get that all the time.
[08:57] ---
    All the time?
[08:58] ---
    Well... you know.
[09:00] ---
    I apologize for my daughter's nasty mouth.
[09:05] ---
    What's this?
[09:06] ---
    I've been having a normal conversation
    with Sakurai all this time!
[09:09] ---
    But how?
[09:12] ---
    Oh, I see! Sakurai's gaze is focused
    on the udon--his eyes aren't frightening!
[09:19] ---
    When I can't see those eyes of his,
    he's well-mannered and actually easy to talk to!
[09:25] ---
    I'm sorry about everything, Sakurai.
[09:27] ---
    Huh? It's fine, really.
[09:33] ---
    Let the dough sit for about 20 minutes.
[09:36] ---
    I have laundry to put away, so...
[09:39] ---
    I'll leave the rest to you youngsters.
[09:46] ---
    Want something to drink, Senpai?
    I bet you got a little sweaty.
[09:50] ---
    Yeah. Thanks.
[09:55] ---
    Cats.
[10:00] ---
    I was anxious at first, but I managed
    to hold a proper conversation with Sakurai.
[10:04] ---
    He really is a serious and kind person,
    just like the people at his job said.
[10:09] ---
    And now I know I'm fine
    as long as I don't look at his eyes.
[10:13] ---
    Yes, I've made great strides today.
[10:16] ---
    And just think: a boy wanting
    to learn how to cook!
[10:20] ---
    Kids these days. He'll make a great husband!
[10:25] ---
    I'm telling you, Senpai, it's fine. Go ahead!
[10:28] ---
    You did say you wanted to get some petting in.
[10:30] ---
    Petting?!
[10:33] ---
    Not with high-alert mode still active.
[10:36] ---
    I'd hate to scare anyone off.
[10:38] ---
    I-I-I-I mean, I am scared, but-but-but I never--
[10:43] ---
    It's fine! I saw that one
    sneaking peeks at you. She's interested!
[10:48] ---
    I... I was looking at him,
    sure--but not like that!
[10:51] ---
    You just gotta go for it! Bam!
[10:53] ---
    Hana?!
[10:54] ---
    No--I should be more of a gentleman.
[10:58] ---
    Sakurai?!
[10:59] ---
    Uh-oh--I might just be warming up to all this!
[11:03] ---
    I just do not understand kids these days!
[11:05] ---
    And why is Hana trying
    to pimp out her own mother?!
[11:10] ---
    No. I can't give up. There's still time!
[11:15] ---
    I'm back...
[11:17] ---
    I have to put these kids on the right
    path--show them the error of their ways!
[11:22] ---
    Let's... get the udon boiling... shall we?
[11:26] ---
    That is an adult's duty!
[11:33] ---
    Homemade's the best!
[11:34] ---
    Right?!
[11:41] ---
    It really is your treat today?
[11:43] ---
    Sure is--as thanks for the cooking lessons.
[11:47] ---
    All riiight! I've been thinking
    about rock-climbing for a while now.
[11:52] ---
    Glad to hear it.
[11:54] ---
    That recent dip in the ocean reminded me
    how fun it is to get my body moving.
[11:59] ---
    I see. Most pick-up
    sports tend to be ball games,
[12:04] ---
    but rock-climbing really
    has you using your muscles.
[12:08] ---
    Your strength control is all over the place!
[12:11] ---
    Phrasing!
[12:13] ---
    In rock climbing,
[12:15] ---
    you use these holds
    to move up this climbing wall.
[12:18] ---
    The general rule is to
    start from a hold labeled S
[12:20] ---
    and climb to another
    labeled G in the same color.
[12:25] ---
    You'll start out with holds
    meant for all four limbs.
[12:29] ---
    Look for the same color labels
    as you make your way up.
[12:36] ---
    Looking good!
[12:46] ---
    Okay!
[12:47] ---
    Good job up there. How'd it feel?
[12:51] ---
    That was fun!
[12:53] ---
    I'm dying here!
[12:56] ---
    Complete opposites...
[12:58] ---
    I couldn't even... think...
    my muscles... at their limit... so quickly...
[13:05] ---
    Enough...
[13:07] ---
    I don't know about this sport...
[13:10] ---
    No? I'm starting to enjoy myself.
[13:13] ---
    Oh, I bet. Your face is just
    glowing with vitality. Ticks me off.
[13:16] ---
    See, I knew you didn't get a lot of exercise.
[13:21] ---
    You're the weirdo for
    actually liking this extreme stuff!
[13:25] ---
    How do you have so much energy?
[13:27] ---
    I work out in my spare time.
[13:30] ---
    I bet you're just sore
    because you can't one-up me here.
[13:34] ---
    What?! I'm not either
    sore--not in the slightest!
[13:38] ---
    Great job training up
    those useless muscles of yours!
[13:41] ---
    Ah, I see you're still raring to go!
[13:44] ---
    Let's bump up the difficulty for this next one.
[13:49] ---
    The rules are the same as last time,
    but you'll be climbing a taller wall.
[13:54] ---
    This is a rope-climbing wall;
    you'll be wearing a roped harness as you climb.
[13:59] ---
    I'll go first.
[14:02] ---
    You catch your breath.
[14:04] ---
    Bleah.
[14:09] ---
    I get it... the height on
    this one makes it even tougher.
[14:13] ---
    Uh-oh--I'm starting to enjoy this!
[14:19] ---
    Whoops! Where's my foothold?
[14:22] ---
    And I can't look down, either.
[14:25] ---
    Move your other leg first, Senpai.
[14:28] ---
    Step with your right foot first--then
    it'll be smooth sailing.
[14:31] ---
    Where to?
[14:32] ---
    Just above your right knee.
[14:35] ---
    I'm not getting it. Where?
[14:38] ---
    He's holding himself up with his arms!
    Is he really a beginner?
[14:42] ---
    He looks like some kind of insect.
[14:45] ---
    That was pretty fun!
[14:47] ---
    Look at you, completely unfazed.
[14:49] ---
    You're a himbo, all right--through and through.
[14:52] ---
    Have you recovered, Uzaki?
[14:55] ---
    He's having so much fun,
    my jabs don't reach him!
[14:58] ---
    Shouldn't you be resting?
[15:01] ---
    What?! I can totally do this! Just watch!
[15:06] ---
    What are you so mad about?
[15:12] ---
    You all right, Uzaki?
[15:15] ---
    I... can't do this.
[15:17] ---
    She looks like a chrysalis.
[15:20] ---
    I'll just stay here forever.
[15:22] ---
    Can't go forward, can't go back.
    I'll spend my life here.
[15:26] ---
    That's a weird way to pout.
[15:29] ---
    I'll lower the rope.
    Go ahead and relax your body.
[15:35] ---
    That was a little too much, huh?
[15:37] ---
    Rest a while. Let me know
    when you're ready to go again.
[15:41] ---
    But...
[15:42] ---
    You look like you're done
    for today. Want to leave?
[15:46] ---
    Go on and climb, Senpai. I'll watch.
[15:51] ---
    But...
[15:52] ---
    You're having fun, aren't you?
    Really making use of your body... it's been a while.
[16:00] ---
    Man, you got me.
[16:01] ---
    Never thought you'd pick a contest
    where you had the complete upper hand.
[16:05] ---
    I hereby wave the white flag
    at your cheap and heartless trap.
[16:10] ---
    If you feel bad about it,
    you can buy tonight's dinner, too.
[16:14] ---
    Why, you little...
[16:29] ---
    You look like you did back
    in high school, Sakurai-senpai.
[16:40] ---
    "Nadamesukashi Negotiation"
    "Kano and Uzaki-chan"
[16:56] ---
    Oh, you didn't have to stop for us!
[16:59] ---
    Sorry to interrupt!
[17:02] ---
    That's right, Senpai. Please--continue!
[17:05] ---
    C'mon, don't sulk in a corner like that.
    We said we're sorry!
[17:09] ---
    You look like a stray cat who's
    trying to say "Never trust a human!"
[17:14] ---
    Can't say I'm surprised, though.
    This is the same senpai who's into solo movies!
[17:20] ---
    You would be doing solo karaoke!
[17:22] ---
    Sorry, but could you add two more to room 25?
[17:27] ---
    Apologies for the late addition.
[17:29] ---
    We were out drinking and
    decided on karaoke for the afterparty.
[17:32] ---
    That's when we spotted you here!
[17:35] ---
    Oh, order us some beers, would you?
[17:38] ---
    I am definitely going further
    afield for karaoke from now on.
[17:41] ---
    "Solo Karaoke"
[17:42] ---
    Solo karaoke!
[17:44] ---
    True to its name, it's using an
    entire karaoke room for "one, please!"
[17:48] ---
    It's an effective way to practice songs
    without worrying about an audience,
[17:52] ---
    and its adherents are growing in number.
[17:56] ---
    "However!"
[17:57] ---
    However!
[17:58] ---
    Karaoke is very much seen as a group activity,
[17:58] ---
    "Karaoke is a group activity"
[18:03] ---
    so if you're spotted going solo,
[18:05] ---
    odds are you'll be teased
    at school or work the next day.
[18:07] ---
    "Reception"
[18:08] ---
    Even the reception desk...
[18:10] ---
    Loner loser.
[18:11] ---
    ...is no stranger to this sentiment.
[18:13] ---
    But compared to the shame of being
    unable to sing well in front of friends,
[18:18] ---
    compared to the embarrassment
    of whiffing the rap part,
[18:21] ---
    such treatment is nothing!
[18:22] ---
    In other words, anyone who attempts solo karaoke
[18:25] ---
    requires a psyche that stands apart!
[18:30] ---
    C'mon, Senpai! Don't be mad, Senpai!
[18:34] ---
    You damn drunk...
[18:36] ---
    Look, even if we all go to the
    same college and work together,
[18:42] ---
    you two need to respect people's privacy!
[18:46] ---
    Enough with the maracas!
[18:49] ---
    Hey, Hana!
[18:50] ---
    Shouldn't we show Sakurai some
    sincerity--you know, by way of apology?
[18:55] ---
    Huh?
[18:56] ---
    Sakurai, we're gonna hit the restroom.
[19:00] ---
    Sure.
[19:02] ---
    We're back!
[19:04] ---
    Ta-da!
[19:06] ---
    Wh-What the hell?!
[19:08] ---
    They were loaning out cosplay outfits
    at the front desk, so we tried some on!
[19:13] ---
    I'm kinda embarrassed!
[19:14] ---
    But why?
[19:15] ---
    C'mon, it's fine!
[19:17] ---
    Here, have a drink.
[19:23] ---
    Wh-Why am I in the middle?
[19:25] ---
    Call it a little bonus.
[19:27] ---
    We feel real bad for barging in on your karaoke!
[19:32] ---
    These guns are incredible.
[19:35] ---
    Aren't you crowding him
    a little over there, Ami?
[19:40] ---
    Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[19:44] ---
    Um, actually... I'm just... flustered.
[19:48] ---
    Is it not to your liking?
[19:49] ---
    "Sakurai is confused!"
[19:49] ---
    It's not about liking or disliking
    or this liking or that liking...
[19:53] ---
    I'm begging you--spare me!
[19:56] ---
    You're a tough customer. Very well!
[19:59] ---
    How's this?
[20:02] ---
    Well, uh... that's an interesting question...
[20:06] ---
    Um, Ami, I don't know about this costume...
[20:09] ---
    You're fine, just fine!
    It has more fabric than a swimsuit!
[20:15] ---
    Well, Sakurai? Has your mood improved?
[20:18] ---
    I was just thinking that this is
    no place for anyone in his right mind.
[20:24] ---
    So chill!
[20:26] ---
    I guess I am the only sober one here.
[20:30] ---
    Okay, yep, I'm not mad anymore.
[20:32] ---
    Let's sing some karaoke and have fun.
[20:34] ---
    Yahoo!
[20:34] ---
    Yippee!
[20:38] ---
    I like that about you, Sakurai!
[20:40] ---
    Sure, yeah, thanks.
[20:42] ---
    Anything I say now will
    only escalate the situation.
[20:46] ---
    I'll just nod and smile my way through this.
[20:49] ---
    Can I put in the next song?
[20:51] ---
    Uh-huh, yep, go ahead.
[20:53] ---
    Can I order more drinks?
[20:54] ---
    Okay, sure, but don't drink too much.
[20:57] ---
    Hey, Sakurai, what was your favorite cosplay?
[21:01] ---
    Yep, uh-huh, I like the bunny girl.
[21:06] ---
    Oh, wow, I never thought
    you'd give a straight answer.
[21:10] ---
    No! I, uh--you see--that--that was--
[21:13] ---
    Pervert.
[21:19] ---
    C'mon, shake it off! Not many guys
    who don't appreciate a bunny girl!
[21:25] ---
    I think I'll have that drink now.
[21:36] ---
    That you, Uzaki?
[21:38] ---
    Hey, about yesterday...
    when I said "bunny girl," I--
[21:46] ---
    What happened?! Here, come inside.
    I'll grab a towel.
[21:50] ---
    Senpai.
[21:53] ---
    I can't hang out with you anymore.
[21:58] ---
    Huh?
[23:39] ---
    "Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[23:40] ---
    Senpai!

E12 - Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!

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[00:05] ---
    I can't hang out with you anymore.
[00:08] ---
    Huh?
[00:10] ---
    I... I did something
    that can't be undone. Again.
[00:15] ---
    Now just calm down and tell me why. Okay?
[00:19] ---
    But... I don't want to be a bother...
[00:22] ---
    Idiot. Who cares about that now?
    If there's anything I can do, I'll do it!
[00:29] ---
    Senpai...
[00:31] ---
    Did you just say you'd do anything?
[00:36] ---
    Well, that's not--
[00:38] ---
    What's with that face?
[00:40] ---
    I discovered I hadn't even touched that report
    I had for homework over summer break!
[00:46] ---
    What?
[00:47] ---
    Same screw-up as last year!
[00:50] ---
    Why do college students still
    get summer homework, anyway?
[00:56] ---
    Now my mom's mad,
    my little brother's teasing me--it's awful!
[01:02] ---
    Hey! Why'd you close the door?!
[01:04] ---
    If you want me to hang out with you
    this summer, help me with my report!
[01:08] ---
    Shut up! Do it yourself!
[01:11] ---
    Oh, c'mon! Please? Senpai!
[01:14] ---
    Senpai! Open up! Senpai!
[01:15] ---
    She really is hopeless.
[01:26] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[02:49] ---
    "Episode 12: Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out More!"
[02:54] ---
    That's Hana, all right.
[02:56] ---
    It's not funny.
[02:58] ---
    She's getting more comfortable by the day.
[03:01] ---
    I'm telling you; she must have been
    hiding her claws way back when.
[03:05] ---
    Meow.
[03:06] ---
    I see...
[03:08] ---
    Oh, boss, let me handle the heavy stuff.
[03:11] ---
    Please. This is nothing.
[03:17] ---
    Boss!
[03:20] ---
    Threw out your back, huh?
    That hasn't happened in a while.
[03:24] ---
    W-We'll close for today.
    I'll get to the chiropractor.
[03:32] ---
    I guess we have no choice.
[03:34] ---
    Who has a driver's license?
[03:37] ---
    I do.
[03:37] ---
    I'm making an appointment at the clinic.
[03:40] ---
    Could you take Dad there in our car?
[03:43] ---
    Hana, you and I will close up.
[03:45] ---
    Got it.
[03:45] ---
    Got it.
[03:47] ---
    Or...
[03:49] ---
    I could be manager for a day.
[03:54] ---
    And I'll come back to find
    my café's been hijacked. Close it.
[04:01] ---
    "Closed"
[04:03] ---
    Thanks for cleaning up.
[04:06] ---
    Here. It's on the house.
[04:07] ---
    Yay! Thank you!
[04:12] ---
    How's it compare to Dad's?
[04:14] ---
    It's good!
[04:16] ---
    I like the depth of flavor in his coffee,
    but I like the fresh taste of yours, too.
[04:22] ---
    Will you inherit the café one day?
[04:25] ---
    Inherit it? Yeah, I'd like that.
[04:27] ---
    Or... take it, maybe?
[04:30] ---
    Why reword it to sound so threatening?
[04:34] ---
    It won't be happening anytime soon, though.
[04:37] ---
    There's so much I still need
    to be able to run a business.
[04:41] ---
    A driver's license, for one thing.
[04:43] ---
    "Chiropractic Clinic"
[04:45] ---
    Thank goodness Sakurai was around today.
[04:55] ---
    He's always been like that:
    surly but accommodating.
[04:59] ---
    Don't be afraid to use him.
[05:01] ---
    He's not a tool, Hana--
[05:04] ---
    Huh?
[05:05] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:07] ---
    Nothing.
[05:09] ---
    What were you two like in high school, anyway?
[05:13] ---
    Eh?
[05:14] ---
    You were in the swim club together, right?
[05:16] ---
    Did you flirt--er,
    hang out then like you do now?
[05:19] ---
    Oh, we actually started hanging out
    a little after we started college.
[05:25] ---
    Huh! That's a tad surprising.
[05:29] ---
    We only saw each other
    for club business in high school.
[05:32] ---
    Even the first time we met--
[05:34] ---
    Let's see... it was...
[05:36] ---
    The swim club?
[05:38] ---
    I'm not much of a swimmer...
[05:41] ---
    No, no--you'd be a manager!
[05:43] ---
    You're not in any club, are you?
    We can both join!
[05:46] ---
    I know some cute third-years
    there from middle school. C'mon!
[05:50] ---
    I don't know...
[05:53] ---
    Please! I'm too chicken to go alone!
[05:56] ---
    What the heck?
[06:00] ---
    We have two first-year
    managers joining us today.
[06:04] ---
    Look after them, all right?
[06:08] ---
    Calm down! Ugh, pathetic!
[06:11] ---
    As you can see, we're a pretty big bunch.
[06:14] ---
    It won't be easy, but do your best.
[06:16] ---
    Okay!
[06:17] ---
    Uh-huh.
[06:19] ---
    This third-year manager will show you the ropes.
[06:23] ---
    Thanks!
[06:24] ---
    Sure thing.
[06:26] ---
    Welcome!
[06:27] ---
    Thanks for having us.
[06:30] ---
    Let me explain what you'll be doing.
[06:32] ---
    Mornin'!
[06:33] ---
    Ah, Sakurai.
[06:35] ---
    Sorry I'm late. I was cleanin' up.
[06:37] ---
    We've got two new first-year managers today.
[06:41] ---
    Yeah? That's somethin'.
[06:43] ---
    N-Nice to meet y--
[06:47] ---
    Hey. I'm Sakurai. Second-year.
[06:53] ---
    I'm gonna go warm up.
[06:54] ---
    Good luck!
[06:56] ---
    S-So scary! Those eyes--too fierce!
[07:01] ---
    We have upperclassmen like that?!
[07:03] ---
    It's my first day, and I'm ready to quit!
[07:05] ---
    He's so frightening! Just... yikes!
[07:09] ---
    Hana?
[07:11] ---
    So, yeah, that first impression was the pits.
[07:15] ---
    Huh! His eyes never
    really bothered me all that much.
[07:21] ---
    But as you know, he's a serious,
    earnest person at heart.
[07:27] ---
    Attaboy, Sakurai! That's a new record!
[07:29] ---
    Thanks!
[07:31] ---
    These're heavy. I got this.
[07:33] ---
    Thank you, Sakurai.
[07:35] ---
    Go for a new record! You can do it, Senpai!
[07:40] ---
    Aren't you hungry?
[07:44] ---
    He's just so awkward
    and prone to misunderstandings...
[07:48] ---
    I realized right away
    that he wasn't scary at all.
[07:52] ---
    And so you got friendlier
    and friendlier with Sakurai.
[07:57] ---
    You even started to talk like him.
[08:02] ---
    Huh?
[08:03] ---
    Eh? I mean, you haven't
    been talking slangy with me.
[08:08] ---
    Huh?
[08:09] ---
    Wait, what? Do you only talk
    like that when Sakurai's around?
[08:19] ---
    I-I'll be on my way!
    That's enough remin... reminiscin'!
[08:23] ---
    Oh! I'm sorry! I must have touched a nerve!
[08:27] ---
    Hadn't you noticed?
[08:31] ---
    Goodbye! I'll be...
[08:33] ---
    ...seein' ya!
[08:37] ---
    Did I just dig up a landmine?
[08:39] ---
    Or the greatest treasure around?
[08:47] ---
    Either way, I've got to get her to talk!
[08:53] ---
    I've been thinking:
[08:55] ---
    What's Senpai like when he's drunk?
[09:02] ---
    I realized I've never
    actually seen him like that.
[09:06] ---
    Does he cry? Laugh?
    Get combative? I can't picture it.
[09:10] ---
    Hmm... Usually you reveal
    whatever you've been holding back.
[09:16] ---
    Personally, I'd like him
    to be a strip-naked drunk!
[09:19] ---
    That's personal, all right.
[09:23] ---
    Sakurai can hold his liquor,
    so he might not get drunk at all.
[09:27] ---
    Sak's no lightweight, but he does get drunk.
[09:31] ---
    He just knows his limits and sticks to them.
[09:35] ---
    Aha! So one of Senpai's rare
    friends has seen him drunk!
[09:41] ---
    "Rare friends"? Jeez...
[09:43] ---
    So what was he like?
    How much does he have to put away?
[09:48] ---
    Hey, are you trying to go
    after Sak while he's asleep?
[09:52] ---
    No. I hate that he's seen
    my booze-related screw-ups.
[09:56] ---
    I'm trying to drag him down with me.
[09:59] ---
    I mean, I think you had it coming...
[10:01] ---
    C'mon, please! This is the perfect time
    for scheming, with Senpai off work!
[10:07] ---
    I guess you can't cause too much trouble.
[10:13] ---
    But she could cause some fun.
[10:15] ---
    Hooray! Thanks a ton!
[10:18] ---
    We'll need to set up a drinking party.
[10:20] ---
    What's a good time?
[10:22] ---
    Given how it went with you last time,
    Ami, I think I'll go it alone.
[10:31] ---
    Oh, no! Hana's mad at me!
[10:34] ---
    Whatever did you do to make
    Hana shut you out, daughter of mine?
[10:43] ---
    Hey, you're here! Come on in.
[10:45] ---
    H-Hey there...
[10:48] ---
    Why'd you want to come over
    to drink all of a sudden?
[10:51] ---
    Don't tell me...
[10:53] ---
    I-I finished my report, okay?
[10:55] ---
    Oh, you did? Well, that's good.
[10:58] ---
    Let's go all-out today!
    I'll handle the cooking, see?
[11:05] ---
    The going-home's the hard part with Sak,
    so he rarely drinks when he's out.
[11:09] ---
    Which means he'll lower
    his guard if he's at home.
[11:12] ---
    Phase 1: check!
[11:15] ---
    Wow... You really are a great cook, Uzaki.
[11:21] ---
    Go on, eat up!
[11:23] ---
    Don't mind if I do.
[11:25] ---
    Who knew you could make chili shrimp at home?
[11:31] ---
    Yum! You're a real pro!
[11:34] ---
    Now that is an exaggeration.
[11:39] ---
    Put out spicy snacks with
    a lot of flavor to keep him drinking.
[11:43] ---
    And then...
SIGN    "They Attack in Packs!" "Massive!" "The Original Shark Movie!"
[11:45] ---
    I rented some DVDs, Senpai. Wanna watch?
[11:48] ---
    We've got five different killer-shark flicks!
[11:50] ---
    Ooh!
[11:52] ---
    Distract him from his drinking
    so he won't think about how much he's having.
[11:58] ---
    Phases 2 and 3: check!
[12:04] ---
    And since Sak tends to match
    or beat whoever he's with,
[12:07] ---
    if you're drinking,
    he'll naturally keep drinking, too.
[12:10] ---
    Pretend you're drinking... just pretend...
[12:14] ---
    Here, Senpai. Have some more!
[12:16] ---
    Thanks!
[12:26] ---
    Now for the main event, Senpai!
[12:26] ---
    "Don't drink too much or
    make anyone else drink too much"
[12:30] ---
    When Sak's drunk, he's useless.
[12:33] ---
    Useless?
[12:35] ---
    He can hold a conversation of sorts,
    but his judgment is way off.
[12:39] ---
    And he starts looking
    really sloppy, too. Sloppy Sak.
[12:44] ---
    Oho!
[12:45] ---
    That's pretty useless, all right!
[12:47] ---
    You seem happy.
[12:49] ---
    In that state, Sak can't lie--and
    forget trying to be cool.
[12:53] ---
    His mental defenses are zero!
[12:58] ---
    He's big on minding his limits because
    he doesn't want to show that side to anyone.
[13:05] ---
    You sure do look like
    you're feeling no pain, Senpai.
[13:11] ---
    Cut that out...
[13:15] ---
    I'd never even dreamed
    of this level of vulnerability!
[13:19] ---
    Uzaki...
[13:21] ---
    What's up?
[13:22] ---
    Y'know... thanks... for all your cooking.
[13:30] ---
    Oh, is that where you're going?
[13:32] ---
    Though I'd be happier if you could give me
    your honest opinions without the alcohol.
[13:39] ---
    Can't do that... too shy.
[13:43] ---
    So you've been holding back?
[13:45] ---
    Well, here's your chance to come out
    with allll the stuff you couldn't say before!
[13:52] ---
    Love...
[14:06] ---
    ...your cooking...
[14:27] ---
    I stopped by to see how it was going.
[14:33] ---
    Good thing I told Uzaki
    to leave the door unlocked.
[14:37] ---
    Hey, Sak, you okay?
[14:41] ---
    Itsuhito? What are you...
[14:44] ---
    Don't worry about that.
[14:45] ---
    Look, I laid out your futon. Get in there.
[14:49] ---
    'Kay...
[14:55] ---
    You should be under covers, too, Uzaki.
[15:06] ---
    Sleep easy. I'll lock up.
[15:09] ---
    Yeah... thanks...
[15:15] ---
    Sweet dreams.
[15:18] ---
    Something...
[15:20] ---
    ...is weird about this...
[15:24] ---
    But what?
[15:24] ---
    But what?
[15:47] ---
    Why is she in my futon?
[15:47] ---
    Why is he in my futon?
[15:54] ---
    Hmm. I see.
[15:57] ---
    So neither of you remember
    anything about last night.
[16:02] ---
    Right...
[16:04] ---
    You didn't have to come in
    on your day off, you know.
[16:08] ---
    I had my suspicions and gave them today off.
[16:12] ---
    W-Well, why don't you try remembering
    things in order, one by one?
[16:17] ---
    One by one?
[16:17] ---
    One by one?
[16:20] ---
    I definitely remember making dinner...
[16:24] ---
    And eating and drinking while we watched movies.
[16:27] ---
    A crazed shark slammed
    into the hero of the third movie,
[16:32] ---
    who then got reincarnated into some other world.
[16:34] ---
    I was like, "He's crazy strong!"
[16:37] ---
    I think that's all I can remember...
[16:40] ---
    What kind of movie is that?
[16:42] ---
    After that... I enjoyed Senpai's
    pitiful tipsiness for a while.
[16:48] ---
    Hey!
[16:48] ---
    I get the sense it was extremely amusing.
[16:51] ---
    Hey!
[16:52] ---
    And when I woke up,
    we were in the same futon somehow.
[16:58] ---
    "Closed"
[17:00] ---
    Apologies. Could you say that again?
[17:03] ---
    We're listening closely this time.
[17:06] ---
    Talk about an obvious bribe!
[17:08] ---
    You heard me the first time!
[17:13] ---
    When I woke up, Uzaki was beside me.
[17:16] ---
    Did they do it?!
[17:18] ---
    Shinichi!
[17:19] ---
    We didn't do anything!
    I really can't remember at all!
[17:24] ---
    If you don't remember,
    you can't be sure you didn't do anything.
[17:28] ---
    Right?
[17:30] ---
    These two really are a pain at times like this.
[17:33] ---
    W-Well, I was there, and I'm saying
    nothing happened! Isn't that enough?
[17:37] ---
    Two young people and nothing happened?!
    That's the problem here!
[17:42] ---
    You're mad at me?!
[17:44] ---
    Tell them, Uzaki!
    You were up longer than me, right?
[17:49] ---
    I'm trying to remember...
[17:52] ---
    It's all so fuzzy. I can't say for sure that I--
[18:01] ---
    Love...
[18:04] ---
    Why are you grinning?!
[18:06] ---
    Was I?
[18:10] ---
    You don't actually remember
    anything from last night, do you?
[18:15] ---
    Something definitely happened.
[18:17] ---
    Something good. And yet...
[18:21] ---
    All we can do is imagine whatever
    marvelous event it could have been!
[18:25] ---
    I should have joined them--even
    if I had to force my way in!
[18:29] ---
    Why is my daughter like this?
[18:33] ---
    Please let me tag along next time!
[18:36] ---
    Uh, yeah, sure.
[18:38] ---
    At your place again!
[18:40] ---
    What for?
[18:42] ---
    Buy a guest futon, would you?
[18:44] ---
    How about you go home?
[18:46] ---
    Hey, how about we do it again today?
    Two nights in a row!
[18:51] ---
    Huh?
[18:52] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Classes start again tomorrow.
[18:57] ---
    Huh?
[18:58] ---
    "Huh" nothing.
[19:01] ---
    Aha. I see. Huh.
[19:04] ---
    So that means...
[19:06] ---
    Summer break... is over?
[19:09] ---
    That's right.
[19:11] ---
    She's acting like it's the end of the world.
[19:14] ---
    Did you seriously just realize this?
[19:17] ---
    Then I guess... I'll just be
    sleeping until winter break...
[19:24] ---
    Is hanging out the only
    thing you ever think about?
[19:33] ---
    Hana! Time to wake up!
[19:37] ---
    Okay...
[19:43] ---
    Morning...
[20:00] ---
    Mom, Hana's looking even more dopey than usual.
[20:06] ---
    Shut it, Kiri.
[20:08] ---
    Here.
[20:09] ---
    Strong coffee for
    your first day back at college.
[20:13] ---
    Perk up a little, would you?
[20:15] ---
    Yeah...
[20:16] ---
    Some college student.
    What an aggravating big sis.
[20:21] ---
    See you later.
[20:28] ---
    "Super Huge"
[20:31] ---
    Huh?
[20:36] ---
    Good morning, Senpai!
[20:38] ---
    Oh, Uzaki. Morning.
[20:42] ---
    You actually came to campus.
    I was sure you'd whine and moan about it again.
[20:47] ---
    Who do you think I am?
[20:50] ---
    Although I'm still feeling about
    90 percent of that end-of-summer shock.
[20:56] ---
    You're not over it at all!
[20:58] ---
    We didn't hang out nearly enough!
[21:01] ---
    If it were always summer,
    I could hang out with you so much more.
[21:06] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[21:09] ---
    Harsh!
[21:11] ---
    Senpai! You need to
    consider a woman's feelings--
[21:15] ---
    It doesn't have to be summer.
    We can hang out whenever.
[21:18] ---
    We'll always be together.
[21:26] ---
    Huh? What is it, Uzaki?
[21:35] ---
    Wait! No--no, wait!
[21:37] ---
    What I meant was that we still have
    plenty of time before we graduate!
[21:42] ---
    Not... whatever you were thinking!
[21:46] ---
    Oh? And whatever was I thinking, hmm?
[21:50] ---
    Damn you...
[21:52] ---
    If you want to hang out with me so badly,
    I guess I'll have to oblige!
[21:57] ---
    You can thank me now, Senpai!
[22:01] ---
    Argh! You know what you are?
[22:06] ---
    Annoying as hell!
[22:07] ---
    "Uzaki-chan Wants to Hang Out!"
[22:09] ---
    C'mon, Senpai--let's go hang out!