# E9 - I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History
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***SIGN*** Nice
to
meet
you
Ugly
***SIGN*** Idiot
***SIGN*** 4 Lyfe
***SIGN*** Trash
***SIGN*** Learning is
fundamental
***SIGN*** I'm the strongest Invincible
***SIGN*** Takuro
***SIGN*** Bald
Boss
***SIGN*** Furinkazan
***SIGN*** Demon For Real
***SIGN*** Dumb
ass
***SIGN*** Don't fuck with me!
**[00:12] Eita**
*Ugh, this is really bad...*
**[00:16] Eita**
*I'm actually at Yankii High.*
**[00:19] Yamada**
Eita-kun.
**[00:22] Yamada**
Hand.
**[00:24] Eita**
Huh?
**[00:25] Eita**
Oh, sure.
**[00:27] Yamada**
Okay, here goes.
**[00:30] Eita**
Huh?
**[00:34] Yamada**
Help!
**[00:36] Yamada**
Someone! Help me!
**[00:38] Eita**
*What the hell is happening right now?!*
**[00:41] Eita**
*Settle down, Eita. Keep your cool, Eita!*
**[00:46] Eita**
* I've got a very unique*
* situation going on here.*
**[00:49] Eita**
* Let's compartmentalize*
* while also avoiding reality...*
**[00:52] Eita**
* If I focus purely on the positives*
* for me, then right now...*
**[00:57] Eita**
* the fact remains that I am groping the boobs*
* of the school's hottest girl, Yamada-san.*
**[01:03] Yamada**
Someone!
**[01:06] Eita**
*Huh... Feels funny, though.*
**[01:11] Eita**
* Yeah, I was expecting something*
* like Kawado-san's boobs...*
**[01:14] Eita**
* Not that I've touched them, but I expected*
* something like... the softness of rich soil.*
**[01:21] Eita**
*But these aren't like that!*
**[01:24] Eita**
*They're hard! Like rocks!*
**[01:26] Eita**
* I feel a tension, like I'm*
* rock-climbing without a lifeline.*
**[01:29] Eita**
*These things are my only hope for survival!*
**[01:34] Eita**
*Not that I've ever gone rock-climbing.*
**[01:37] Kawarada**
What's this?
**[01:38] Kawarada**
Hey, kid! What are you doing?
**[01:41] Eita**
Uh, well, this is actually...
**[01:46] Yamada**
Help!
**[01:51] Eita**
* I can't shake the feeling that I've stuck my*
* nose into something extremely dangerous.*
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
**[03:31] Ranran**
The sun feels so distant...
**[03:34] Ranran**
It really is a subterranean fortress.
**[03:36] Ranran**
They play up the Nin-Nin theme by
claiming 22 basement levels, but...
**[03:39] Ranran**
The truth is, nobody knows
how deep it actually goes.
**[03:42] Ranran**
I wonder how many ninja will
be delving into this hellhole
**[03:46] Ranran**
to endure nightmare missions today...
**[03:58] Taira**
Working overnight?
**[03:59] Ranran**
Hey, Manager Taira.
This'll be night three for me.
**[04:03] Ranran**
Gotta say, things are already looking bad.
**[04:05] Ranran**
Their gear outperforms our
Marishiten in every way.
**[04:09] Ranran**
Considering our latest model is 4.0,
**[04:12] Ranran**
I'd say they're on 5.0.
**[04:15] Taira**
I don't get technobabble. Any weaknesses?
**[04:18] Ranran**
Nope.
**[04:19] Ranran**
First of all, the latest
model of Marishiten, 4.0,
**[04:23] Ranran**
was designed with a focus on mobility,
with domestic usage in mind.
**[04:26] Ranran**
It's a lightly armed model.
**[04:27] Ranran**
Its bullet- and blade-proofing
aren't that strong.
**[04:30] Ranran**
Compared to the 3.5, a heavy-armor
type developed for use during war,
**[04:35] Ranran**
its design principles are different.
**[04:37] Ranran**
And then there's the enemy's new model,
**[04:39] Ranran**
which has all the strengths of both,
and none of the weaknesses.
**[04:42] Ranran**
I find myself once again wondering
how their tech manages to outdo ours.
**[04:48] Taira**
Break it down in simple terms.
**[04:50] Ranran**
Look here.
**[04:53] Ranran**
It took analysis from the
Ninja Lab's Rappa supercomputer
**[04:56] Ranran**
to get us something more substantial.
**[04:59] Ranran**
The suit takes a blow from a
super-high-strength NIN ninja sword,
**[05:03] Ranran**
but its impact protection
system is strong enough
**[05:05] Ranran**
that it doesn't even leave a scratch.
**[05:07] Ranran**
It even maintains its invisibility.
**[05:11] Taira**
What else?
**[05:14] Ranran**
Manger Taira... If we're going to do this,
we should head to the nap room.
**[05:20] Taira**
And you're gonna update
the front lines with this intel?
**[05:22] Ranran**
Yep. About to send the data
to Chief Ninja Kato...
**[05:28] Ranran**
Actually, I might not be lucky enough
to send it in time for the UN attack.
**[05:34] Ranran**
Or maybe a portion of the
data could be corrupted...
**[05:39] Ranran**
What do you think?
**[05:42] Taira**
Go ahead and send everything to him.
**[05:45] Taira**
If he still dies, then that's that.
**[05:47] Ranran**
Sure, by your command.
**[05:51] Ranran**
* I don't mind Chief Ninja Kato,*
* but I really hope Onikobe dies.*
**[05:56] Ranran**
*That said... something about this is bugging me.*
**[06:01] Ranran**
*UN's invisibility suit is clearly over-spec.*
**[06:06] Ranran**
*Like it has some other purpose...*
**[06:13] Ozu**
Hey, Hachiya-kun? Ozu here.
**[06:15] Ozu**
Sorry to bug you during a mission.
You good to talk?
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[06:19] Hachiya**
It's nice to hear from you, Master.
**[06:22] Hachiya**
I'm good. I was just
finishing morning practice.
**[06:25] Ozu**
*There's a NIN Alert,*
**[06:28] Ozu**
* so Kodan High School is about*
* to become a combat zone.*
**[06:32] Hachiya**
I know.
**[06:34] Ozu**
Normally, you wouldn't be on
the scene for something like this.
**[06:38] Ozu**
I'd rather pull you out ASAP, but...
**[06:41] Hachiya**
Considering whose grandson I am...
**[06:44] Hachiya**
It's important that I show up in the field
so the other genin don't get unruly.
**[06:50] Ozu**
Well, if you do encounter an enemy,
be sure to run for it.
**[06:54] Ozu**
Push comes to shove,
**[06:55] Ozu**
use the Rear Support Maneuvers
Division 2 girl you're with as a shield.
**[07:00] Hachiya**
You don't have to tell me. I know.
**[07:03] Hachiya**
And I fully intend to, Master.
**[07:07] Ozu**
* You gotta survive, kid.*
* You're my ticket to getting promoted.*
**[07:13] Ozu**
* The grandson of Tara,*
* one of the seven NIN leaders.*
**[07:18] Suzuki**
Yo, Ninja Lab's loosest &@*$$^,
what the hell kept you?
**[07:22] Suzuki**
What the fuck am I dealing with here?
**[07:24] Suzuki**
Your message? Yeah, I read it. It was bullshit.
**[07:27] Suzuki**
All you did was yap about how
good the enemy's weapons are.
**[07:30] Suzuki**
I want weaknesses, damn it.
**[07:34] Suzuki**
The fuck you mean, "there are none"?!
**[07:36] Homeroom Teacher**
You there!
**[07:38] Homeroom Teacher**
The use of smartphones on
school grounds is prohibited.
**[07:41] Suzuki**
What did you say?
**[07:44] Suzuki**
* He's not quite Yoshida-sensei,*
* but he's rugged, too!*
**[07:47] Suzuki**
*His old man smell isn't bad, either.*
**[07:50] Homeroom Teacher**
Come on, now...
**[07:52] Suzuki**
I'm so sorry, Sensei.
**[07:54] Suzuki**
My maternal grandmother doesn't have
long left... and I just had to talk to her.
**[08:00] Homeroom Teacher**
Well, in that case, I guess...
**[08:03] Suzuki**
I really appreciate it.
**[08:04] Homeroom Teacher**
Just don't make it obvious.
**[08:06] Suzuki**
Okay.
**[08:08] Suzuki**
Come on, &@*$$^ cheese,
you gotta have something for me.
**[08:11] Suzuki**
This is why everyone thinks
the Ninja Lab is useless!
**[08:15] Ranran**
Come on, Senpai, don't be mean.
**[08:18] Ranran**
I don't have any &@*$$^ cheese.
I'll even let you smell to make sure.
**[08:22] Ranran**
I hate to say it, but NIN is at a
complete technological disadvantage.
**[08:27] Ranran**
You're the only one who's ever fought
that new UN suit and survived.
**[08:33] Ranran**
I don't think it was a coincidence
you dodged that first strike.
**[08:37] Ranran**
*Is there anything that you noticed about it?*
**[08:41] Ranran**
*Maybe in terms of smell?*
**[08:43] Suzuki**
Smell, huh?
**[08:44] Suzuki**
I wasn't really paying attention,
since it didn't smell like old man.
**[08:48] Ranran**
By the way, Senpai,
is Onikobe-senpai with you?
**[08:51] Suzuki**
Yeah, she's right next to me.
**[08:56] Ranran**
*This school will be your tomb!*
**[08:58] Ranran**
*Die, Onikobe!*
**[09:01] Onikobe**
Does she hate me or something?
**[09:04] Suzuki**
Considering you're the one who popped
her eye, I doubt she likes you.
**[09:09] Onikobe**
I only did it because she was annoying.
***SIGN*** Chief Ninja Kato
Call
**[09:13] Kato**
*Onikobe. Suzuki. Are you in position?*
**[09:16] Onikobe**
Yes, Chief Ninja Kato. We're ready.
**[09:20] Kato**
Good. Don't even consider trying
to take the enemy alive.
**[09:24] Kato**
Their death is our top priority.
**[09:26] Kato**
During the operation,
you will not be accountable for anything
**[09:31] Kato**
that you do in front of a Ninja Tribunal.
**[09:34] Kato**
The ROE have been lifted.
**[09:44] Kato**
In addition, for this mission,
I will be joining you.
**[09:52] Azuma**
*Damn it, Eita, you little shit...*
**[09:55] Azuma**
* My dad is Azuma, the former*
* Nerima assemblyman!*
**[09:58] Azuma**
* Don't think you'll get away*
* with what you did.*
**[10:02] Azuma**
*The bullying begins anew today.*
**[10:16] Azuma**
I wonder what I should do to him...
**[10:19] Azuma**
Maybe for... a start...
**[10:25] Azuma**
*Huh?*
**[10:27] Azuma**
*Why...*
**[10:29] Azuma**
*Why can I see... my own... back?*
**[10:33] Azuma**
*Wha...*
**[10:35] Saruta**
All good. I killed someone and kept my cool.
**[10:38] Saruta**
Hell, I enjoyed it.
**[10:40] Saruta**
Nekohira... I'm gonna go
down in shinobi history.
**[10:48] Saruta**
Will I be able to collect a hundred heads?
**[10:56] Noguchi**
* I've been standing here this whole*
* time and he hasn't said a thing.*
**[11:00] Noguchi**
*It's so awkward.*
**[11:03] Noguchi**
*Come on... Gotta talk about something...*
**[11:06] Noguchi**
H-Hey, Director, you've been
working here for a long time, right?
**[11:11] Director**
I have.
**[11:12] Noguchi**
I heard rumors about some caves
in the woods behind the school.
**[11:20] Noguchi**
Sorry!
**[11:23] Director**
*Well.*
**[11:25] Director**
* It looks like both NIN and Rear Support*
* Maneuvers Division 2 have given up on this place.*
**[11:30] Noguchi**
U-Um...
**[11:34] Director**
There are caves, but the entrance
is on school grounds.
**[11:38] Noguchi**
Huh?
**[11:40] Director**
You should use them to escape.
**[11:42] Director**
The campus is already surrounded.
It'd be dangerous to leave any other way.
**[11:48] Director**
Don't get swept up
with the other students.
**[11:51] Director**
Survive, and tell people about this disaster.
**[11:56] Noguchi**
* What the hell?*
* Both the director and Kuro-kun...*
**[12:00] Noguchi**
*What's going to happen?*
**[12:04] Ranran**
Suzuki-senpai!
**[12:06] Ranran**
UN's on the scene.
**[12:08] Suzuki**
I need to know the situation, now.
**[12:10] Ranran**
*'Kay!*
**[12:12] Ranran**
Tengen, our surveillance satellite,
has the footage.
**[12:15] Ranran**
There's a decapitated male student.
**[12:19] Ranran**
Looks like he's already on school grounds.
**[12:22] Ranran**
Caution advised.
**[12:24] Suzuki**
Roger.
**[12:25] Ranran**
*If either of you*
**[12:26] Ranran**
can land a GPS marker on UN during battle,
**[12:31] Ranran**
Escape will be able to kill them
via a saturated bombing attack.
**[12:36] Suzuki**
And if we can't?
**[12:38] Ranran**
In that case, we'll use the GPS coordinates
for the two of you as targets.
**[12:43] Ranran**
* This will also be the case*
* if you two are incapacitated.*
**[12:47] Suzuki**
So we'd better kill UN ourselves, then.
**[12:51] Suzuki**
Time for work, Onikobe.
**[12:53] Teacher**
Lunch break is over!
**[12:57] Teacher**
Anyone still out here?
**[13:16] Saruta**
Man, they don't actually roll that well.
**[13:19] Saruta**
School, huh? Never did like it.
**[13:22] Saruta**
Whole place is suffocating.
**[13:25] Saruta**
* I remember during ninja school,*
* on my way to class,*
**[13:28] Saruta**
*I'd kick any stones in the road...*
**[13:32] Saruta**
*Always had my gaze downcast.*
**[13:35] Rear Ender 1**
Hey, Fatty-take!
**[13:37] Rear Ender 1**
How the hell do you come back with a somen bun
**[13:39] Rear Ender 1**
when I specifically asked for a yakisoba bun?
**[13:41] Rear Ender 1**
You see the problem?
**[13:43] Fatty-take**
It's just... when lunch break is almost over...
**[13:46] Fatty-take**
the most popular stuff is sold out—
**[13:48] Rear Ender 1**
Did I ask you for excuses, Fatty-take?
**[13:51] Rear Ender 2**
She's been in a real mood ever since
Mako-chan took up with that NIN guy.
**[13:56] Rear Ender 1**
This creep looks like he'd
love it if I slugged him.
**[13:59] Fatty-take**
N-No, not at all! Be my guest!
**[14:11] Rear Ender 1**
*Is this NIN?*
**[14:13] Rear Ender 2**
*What's going on here?*
**[14:14] Rear Ender 2**
* Marishiten that are used domestically*
* shouldn't be able to go fully invisible!*
**[14:22] Rear Ender 1**
Don't move, Fatty-take.
**[14:23] Fatty-take**
R-Right!
**[14:24] Rear Ender 1**
Contact Mako-chan right now!
**[14:27] Rear Ender 2**
Right!
**[14:35] Fatty-take**
H-Huh? You... don't weigh much, do you?
**[15:01] Saruta**
You get a ten-second head start.
**[15:03] Saruta**
If I catch you again, you're dead.
**[15:09] Saruta**
*That should kick the panic off.*
**[15:12] Saruta**
*First step is to sow chaos in the school.*
**[15:16] Saruta**
*They used to have me running errands, too...*
**[15:20] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Y'know, when I become a jonin,
**[15:24] (Flashback) Nekohira**
I'm gonna ban the use of cats as weapons.
**[15:28] (Flashback) Saruta**
Nekohira... do you honestly
think you can make jonin?
**[15:34] (Flashback) Nekohira**
What's the harm in talking
about our... dreams?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Nekohira**
Ow!
**[15:45] (Flashback) Juro**
Saruta. Nekohira.
**[15:48] (Flashback) Juro**
Didn't I tell you guys to go buy
hyorogan at the school store?
**[15:55] (Flashback) Juro**
You've got thirty seconds
to buy it and get back here.
**[15:58] (Flashback) Juro**
If you can't manage that...
**[16:01] (Flashback) Juro**
you're dead.
**[16:04] Saruta**
I'll never forget those eyes.
**[16:06] Saruta**
This calls for more... louder... chaos.
**[16:15] Saruta**
Okay, everyone in your seats!
**[16:18] Saruta**
Oh, I guess you're already sitting.
**[16:21] Saruta**
Before class starts, your teacher
has something to tell you.
**[16:25] Saruta**
It turns out he left his body
in the shoe lockers!
**[16:31] Saruta**
*Well, shit. Is this conformity in action?*
**[16:35] Saruta**
Not gonna react? Even a little?
**[16:38] Saruta**
Are your brains working?
**[16:40] Saruta**
* Do these kids not know how to*
* think or act for themselves?*
**[16:45] Saruta**
Oh, well. I blame the system.
**[16:53] Students**
Something's there! Something is in there!
**[16:56] Students**
This is bad!
**[16:59] Students**
Tae-chan!
**[17:09] Girl**
Get a move on already! Go!
**[17:11] Boy**
Shut the fuck up!
**[17:25] Saruta**
Down we go...
**[17:38] Saruta**
Aw, man. The boys' restroom?
**[17:43] Saruta**
You're not a lucky kid, are you?
**[17:47] Saruta**
Well, it is what it is.
**[17:58] Saruta**
Never mind. You get to live.
**[18:02] Saruta**
You won't have to eat in the can anymore.
**[18:05] Saruta**
Hell, as the sole survivor, the press
is gonna be banging down your door.
**[18:15] Balding Teacher**
I don't think I'm getting any signal.
***SIGN*** Faculty Room
**[18:18] Homeroom**
You, too?
**[18:19] Fatty-take**
Excuse me...
**[18:20] Homeroom**
Come on, Fatty-take!
**[18:22] Homeroom**
Class is already—
**[18:25] Fatty-take**
It's just... I-I think an invisible man...
is killing everybody.
**[18:32] Homeroom**
Don't move, Fatty-take!
**[18:34] Students**
No more!
**[18:36] Students**
I don't wanna die!
I don't wanna die!
**[18:38] Suzuki**
Shit. The panic's already set in.
**[18:46] VP**
* This is the vice principal*
* with a message for all students.*
**[18:50] VP**
I've been informed that there is
an intruder on school grounds.
**[18:54] VP**
* For safety's sake, all students are*
* to evacuate to the courtyard.*
**[19:00] Suzuki**
*That's just what he wants.*
**[19:02] VP**
* Please, do not rush,*
* follow your teachers' directions and—*
**[19:08] Director**
*This message is for all students.*
**[19:10] Director**
* The intruder on school grounds*
* was a false report.*
**[19:13] VP**
Wh-Who is that talking?!
**[19:13] Director**
*Please remain in your classrooms.*
**[19:16] Director**
* I repeat, the reporters*
* of an intruder were false.*
**[19:20] Students**
What the hell?
**[19:20] Director**
*Please remain in your classrooms.*
**[19:22] Students**
Who made the report?
**[19:23] Students**
What a pain in the ass...
**[19:25] Director**
* This message is for NIN.*
* The UN has moved to a different building.*
**[19:30] Director**
If you don't pincer him, he'll get away.
**[19:33] Director**
If you're interested in working together,
**[19:35] Director**
head to the blackboard eraser
cleaning station in the hall.
**[19:39] Director**
*You'll be able to reply from there.*
**[19:42] Suzuki**
I guess you want us to
team up, Clairaudience?
**[19:46] Director**
We don't really have a choice.
**[19:49] Suzuki**
* It's been twenty years since*
* he was sent out on loan*
**[19:51] Suzuki**
* from NIN to the Ministry of Welfare's*
* Rear Support Maneuvers Division 2.*
**[19:54] Suzuki**
*I can't even tell whose side he's on anymore.*
**[19:58] Director**
Your ability to search for the enemy
on school grounds is going to be limited,
**[20:02] Director**
and he knows that.
**[20:04] Suzuki**
*Tell me one thing.*
**[20:07] Suzuki**
You're an extremely rare case:
a nukenin who's been allowed live in public.
**[20:13] Suzuki**
You've been here for twenty years. Why?
**[20:17] Suzuki**
What's your reason?
**[20:19] Director**
Watching out for children as they grow up
became my reason for living.
**[20:25] Director**
*Is that a good enough answer?*
**[20:30] Suzuki**
Honestly, hearing about ancient history
from you is a waste of time.
**[20:33] Suzuki**
Will you be handling the pincer attack?
**[20:35] Director**
*I'll be backing you up with my ears.*
**[20:38] Director**
You've got that troublemaker
for a boss, haven't you?
**[20:41] Director**
Bring him in as soon as you can.
**[20:44] Suzuki**
So he says.
**[20:46] Onikobe**
You heard him.
What do you say, Chief Ninja Kato?
**[20:51] Kato**
I'm already headed there.
**[20:54] Kato**
Seems like Clairaudience is just
going to be listening from on high...
**[21:01] Saruta**
* Sounds like the clairaudience user*
* and the NIN agents have linked up.*
**[21:05] Saruta**
*I expected as much.*
**[21:13] Kuro**
Hey, you.
**[21:16] Noheji**
Kuro-san? Hibi-san?
**[21:18] Kuro**
What was your name again?
**[21:21] Noheji**
You mean you didn't know?!
**[21:23] Kuro**
No.
**[21:25] Kuro**
You didn't seem important,
so I didn't think I'd need to.
**[21:27] Noheji**
Damn, man...
**[21:29] Noheji**
I'm Noheji!
**[21:30] Yankii Duo**
Noheji?
**[21:32] Hibi**
*That's a weird name...*
**[21:34] Hibi**
*How's Kuro gonna play this?*
**[21:36] Kuro**
Noheji... 10,895th place...
**[21:40] Kuro**
There are approximately 670 in the country,
most of which are in Tohoku.
**[21:46] Kuro**
To think I'd meet one in Nerima...
**[21:48] Kuro**
Can I please shake your hand?
**[21:49] Noheji**
Uh, sure...
**[21:52] Kuro**
You coulda told me sooner!
**[21:55] Noheji**
W-Well, I kinda thought you
were already in the school.
**[21:59] Hibi**
Why?
**[21:59] Noheji**
Well... uh... I saw someone knocked out.
**[22:05] Yankii 1**
That's Kawarada, the guidance counselor.
**[22:07] Yankii 1**
He's a second-dan in karate.
**[22:11] Eita**
Hey!
**[22:14] Eita**
It's me, Eita!
**[22:16] Eita**
Save me!
***SIGN*** Episode 10: "A Maiden's Chest Is a Precious Thing"
**[23:55] Kato**
Onikobe is rare enough
that it doesn't even rank
**[23:58] Kato**
among the most common
Japanese family names.
**[24:00] Onikobe**
Which do you think is better,
a rare name or a common one?
**[24:03] Kato**
No clue.
**[24:04] Onikobe**
If rare ones are worse,
I'd be extremely weak.
**[24:06] Onikobe**
Maybe I should start going by Sato?
**[24:08] Kato**
You really shouldn't.