# E8 - Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated
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**[00:01] Sasama**
I want you to demonstrate
your loyalty to NIN.
**[00:05] Sasama**
Crawl between the Rainbow Hound's legs, Kato.
**[00:16] Sasama**
What's wrong, Kato?
**[00:18] Sasama**
Too proud to crawl under there?
**[00:22] Sasama**
Or is it that you refuse to
swear fealty to Tara? To NIN?
**[00:44] Sasama**
What do you think, Kato?
**[00:45] Sasama**
What's the view like from between
the Rainbow Hound's legs?
**[00:56] Kato**
* Despite how old and faded they've become,*
* the seven leaders still cling to power.*
**[01:02] Kato**
*NIN might be done for.*
**[01:10] Suzuki**
Huh? They're gone.
**[01:14] Suzuki**
I guess we don't have to fight.
**[01:17] Suzuki**
*Now I have to go to school after all.*
**[01:20] Onikobe**
*Chief Ninja Kato's vitals are still active.*
**[01:23] Onikobe**
*He's alive.*
**[01:26] Noguchi**
*When I wake up, it'll be Monday.*
**[01:29] Noguchi**
*I really don't wanna go to school...*
**[03:10] ---**
LIVE
Rocket launched with
satellite cargo "forgotten"
***SIGN*** Episode 8: "Every Last Ninja on the Surface Will Be Annihilated"
**[03:10] News Announcer**
* NASA has said the satellite scheduled*
* to be aboard the rocket*
**[03:14] News Announcer**
* that was recently launched was,*
* due to an error, not loaded.*
**[03:17] News Announcer**
*According to workers involved with
the launch, the one in charge of...*
**[03:18] Noguchi Dad**
What the heck?!
**[03:22] Noguchi**
I saw something!
There was something there!
**[03:24] Noguchi**
Eyes! Floating eyes! Above my bed!
**[03:27] Nocuchi Dad**
Eyes? You sure it wasn't Mii-chan?
**[03:30] Noguchi**
You know how she likes to sleep on your chest,
on account of it not being too bumpy.
**[03:36] Noguchi**
First off, rude!
**[03:37] Noguchi**
And Mii-chan is right there!
**[03:40] Dad**
Hey, she is. And she's so cute!
**[03:44] Noguchi**
Mom, is this house haunted or something?!
**[03:47] Noguchi Mom**
Don't be rude. Your father begged
the bank to give us a 40-year loan
**[03:51] Noguchi Mom**
instead of a 30-year one to pay
for this house, you know.
**[03:55] Nocuchi Dad**
That's right.
**[03:56] Nocuchi Dad**
I'm probably gonna die before it's paid off,
too, so good luck with that.
**[04:00] Noguchi**
No way! Quit trying to stick
me with a bunch of debt!
**[04:06] Noguchi**
Talking to those two is exhausting...
**[04:12] Noguchi**
Well, I don't *think* anyone's here.
**[04:19] Noguchi**
Man, what was that all about?
**[04:28] Noguchi**
*Better get some sleep.*
**[04:40] Noguchi**
It happened again! It happened again!
**[04:42] Kuro**
Would you knock it off with the screaming?
**[04:44] Kuro**
It's just me. Kuro.
**[04:46] Kuro**
No perverts here.
**[04:48] Noguchi**
Kuro-kun?
**[04:50] Noguchi**
What are you doing in my house?!
**[04:53] Kuro**
Am I not allowed to just come in?
**[04:55] Noguchi**
Obviously not!
**[04:57] Noguchi**
How'd you even get in?!
**[05:00] Kuro**
The window.
**[05:01] Noguchi**
"The window," my ass!
**[05:03] Noguchi**
You can't just break in! If the school
found out, you could get expelled!
**[05:07] Kuro**
It's fine. The school's gonna be gone soon.
**[05:12] Kuro**
Don't come to school tomorrow, Noguchi.
**[05:17] Kuro**
See ya.
**[05:21] Kuro**
That's all. I'm going now.
**[05:23] Noguchi**
That's all? You're not gonna do anything?
**[05:31] Noguchi**
Hey, wait!
**[05:34] Noguchi**
What's this stuff about the school being gone?
**[05:37] Kuro**
Blown up, probably?
**[05:39] Noguchi**
What the hell?
**[05:40] Noguchi**
Do you wanna come in
for a drink or something?
**[05:43] Kuro**
Nah, I'm tired. Bye.
**[05:47] Noguchi**
Seriously?! You take a huge risk
like this and just waltz off?!
**[05:53] Noguchi**
*He really did leave.*
**[05:55] Noguchi**
*What is that guy's deal?*
**[06:02] Yoshida**
*A bunch of rejections and rewrites again.*
**[06:06] Yoshida**
*Does Editor Suzuki hate me or something?*
**[06:10] Yoshida**
*My name is Yoshida Akikazu.*
**[06:13] Yoshida**
*I'm a historical novelist.*
**[06:15] Yoshida**
* In the two decades and change since*
* becoming a writer, I've had no success,*
**[06:19] Yoshida**
*so now I write speculative fiction.*
**[06:21] Yoshida**
* Alternate history sci-fi stories, in other*
* words, in order to make ends meet.*
**[06:27] Yoshida**
I guess I'll go to bed for tonight.
**[06:35] Yoshida**
*I really hope someone shows up tonight.*
**[06:39] Yoshida**
* I make a habit of unlocking*
* my doors and windows,*
**[06:44] Yoshida**
* and putting an eye mask on,*
* before going to bed.*
**[06:46] Yoshida**
* The reason dates back to over ten years ago,*
* when I'd just fallen asleep one night...*
**[06:51] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Wake up.
**[06:53] Yoshida**
* I've kept up the habit ever since I woke*
* up to a ninja sitting next to my pillow.*
**[07:06] Yoshida**
* He had the kind of bottomless lung capacity*
* you'd expect from a practiced throat-singer.*
**[07:11] Yoshida**
*That was what convinced me he was a ninja.*
**[07:16] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Close your eyes.
**[07:20] (Flashback) Yoshida**
I'm closing them! They're closed!
**[07:24] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
December 18, 1996...
**[07:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Fifteen terrorists holed up in a Japanese
embassy, taking 100 hostages,
**[07:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
including embassy staff and employees
of various Japanese businesses.
**[07:39] Yoshida**
* Is he talking about the Japanese*
* embassy hostage crisis in Peron?*
**[07:44] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The entire time, the Japanese government put
an emphasis on the safety of the hostages,
**[07:49] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
and pressured the Republic to
take a safety-first approach.
**[07:52] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Four months later, on April 23, 1997, at dawn...
**[08:00] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
A special forces unit from the
Republic of Peron began their raid.
**[08:04] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
One hostage, two of the team's operators,
and all fifteen terrorists were killed.
**[08:10] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
That's what the public knows of the incident.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
But an hour before that operation began,
**[08:17] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
a team of seven ninja, including myself,
**[08:19] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
infiltrated the residence through a
different underground access point.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
We were able to disarm the
terrorists without killing them.
**[08:25] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
And right when the Republic government was
being informed of this bloodless solution...
**[08:28] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The raid began.
**[08:32] Yoshida**
*Why?*
**[08:33] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
You're wondering why?
**[08:35] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
Because the Republic's administration...
or rather, its president at the time,
**[08:40] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
had planned a political assassination
on one of the hostages.
**[08:45] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
The seven of us ended up having to
fight 200 special forces operators.
**[08:50] Yoshida**
* Two hundred versus seven?!*
* What an incredible disadvantage!*
**[08:54] Yoshida**
* What happened to the ninja?!*
* I just have to know!*
**[08:58] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
No one in Japan knows the truth
about what happened...
**[09:02] (Flashback) Ninja 1**
About the five comrades I lost on that day.
**[09:06] Yoshida**
* And after he said that,*
* the blade across my neck was gone.*
**[09:11] Yoshida**
* I had to wonder if he told me, a writer,*
* because he wanted the world to know.*
**[09:19] Yoshida**
* At the time, I was barely*
* eking out an existence,*
**[09:22] Yoshida**
*with both my water and gas turned off.*
**[09:25] Yoshida**
* I took the risk of turning the story*
* I had been told into a book,*
**[09:28] Yoshida**
*which found a publisher.*
**[09:30] Yoshida**
The Seven Ninja Liberate the Japanese Embassy
*sold decently enough,*
**[09:35] Yoshida**
* but readers thought it was speculative*
* fiction, and no one took it seriously.*
**[09:41] Yoshida**
* But I believe that it found*
* an audience with ninja...*
**[09:46] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
There are people who know
that the February 26th incident
**[09:48] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
was rooted in something that
happened on February 22nd,
**[09:53] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
but you've probably never heard about
the Nin-Nin-Ni-Ni-Nin Incident,
**[09:56] (Flashback) Ninja 2**
which took place on February 22nd
of the 22nd year of Heisei, have you?
**[10:02] (Flashback) Ninja 3**
The Japanese Paleolithic hoax, right?
**[10:05] (Flashback) Ninja 3**
It all started when I was excavating
some ore to use for ninjutsu...
**[10:11] (Flashback) Ninja 4**
You remember those Air Max hunters?
**[10:13] (Flashback) Ninja 4**
Well, we're the reason you don't
hear about them anymore.
**[10:17] Yoshida**
* And so, in that fashion, these ninja*
* would visit me from time to time*
**[10:20] Yoshida**
* to share their exploits, which would*
* otherwise be kept to the shadows of history.*
**[10:25] (Flashback) Sasama**
The hot springs scandal...
**[10:28] (Flashback) Sasama**
I was actually the first one to suspect
something was up with the water quality,
**[10:32] (Flashback) Sasama**
and send it in for appraisal.
**[10:34] Yoshida**
*What is that sound?*
**[10:36] (Flashback) Yoshida**
And how did you know?
**[10:38] (Flashback) Sasama**
I was soaking after a certain mission,
**[10:41] (Flashback) Sasama**
and I could tell that the healing
effects were slower than usual.
**[10:46] (Flashback) Hibi**
Ninja High got hit with lightning,
and what happened to me was frightening!
**[10:50] Yoshida**
*Is he... rapping?*
**[10:52] (Flashback) Hibi**
Duel to the death with a homie to graduate,
**[10:54] (Flashback) Hibi**
we coulda both died, it woulda been fate.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Hibi**
That's what I thought, but then
he lured me to the perfect spot...
**[11:02] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get a bolt to the dome without a fight,
he gets to finish school and see the light!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get fried, only now here
after I almost died.
**[11:11] (Flashback) Hibi**
Dude gets to complete his graduation arc...
**[11:14] (Flashback) Hibi**
I get left to dwell in the dark.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Hibi**
Been reborn, so call me in a new way,
**[11:20] (Flashback) Hibi**
Miracle Lichtenberg Everyday!
**[11:23] (Flashback) Hibi**
Born in Tokyo, from the 2-2,
**[11:26] (Flashback) Hibi**
and if you see someone creeping,
you can bet they a ninja!
**[11:32] Yoshida**
*I don't think I'll use this one.*
**[11:36] Yoshida**
* It was some ten years after ninja had*
* begun telling me about themselves...*
**[11:43] (Flashback) Yamada**
Wake up.
**[11:46] Yoshida**
*This ninja was different.*
**[11:49] (Flashback) Yamada**
Are you the one writing down
the idle chatter of these shinobi?
**[11:54] Yoshida**
*"These shinobi"? Is she not one?*
**[11:58] Yoshida**
*The atmosphere was tense.*
**[12:00] Yoshida**
* I was far more frightened than when*
* someone had put a blade to my neck,*
**[12:04] Yoshida**
* and my body froze up like*
* I had sleep paralysis.*
**[12:08] (Flashback) Yamada**
Every last ninja on the surface
will be annihilated.
**[12:13] Yoshida**
*She's going to wipe out those ninja?! Why?*
**[12:17] Yoshida**
* I thought I'd braced myself to die for asking*
* that question, but it didn't come out.*
**[12:22] Yoshida**
*So many ninja had told me about the past,*
**[12:25] Yoshida**
* but this woman was the only one*
* who spoke of the future.*
**[13:00] Nekohira**
*Hey. Wake up! I'm hungry!*
**[13:05] Nekohira**
*Man, these boobs are downright criminal.*
**[13:07] Nekohira**
*Look at them jiggle!*
**[13:11] Kawado**
Come on, sir, that costs extra!
**[13:14] Nekohira**
* Wait... NIN's ninja lab*
* transplanted my brain into a cat.*
**[13:22] Nekohira**
*It looks like my human memories are back.*
**[13:27] Nekohira**
* And... the one who delivered a*
* fatal blow to my human body...*
**[13:34] Nekohira**
*was someone from the Kumogakure clan.*
**[13:41] Nekohira**
* I don't think this is the guy who*
* did me in, but he's still an enemy.*
**[13:46] Nekohira**
* And I might not be able to*
* kill him myself anymore...*
**[13:51] Nekohira**
*but Saruta will avenge me.*
**[13:56] Kuro**
I don't think so.
**[13:59] Nekohira**
*He read my mind?!*
**[14:02] Kuro**
Look, I have an idea what happened to you,
**[14:07] Kuro**
but I don't think you're
gonna be killing me.
**[14:10] Kuro**
You should be glad.
Life as a cat has gotta be carefree.
**[14:14] Nekohira**
*Oh, this asshole!*
**[14:17] Nekohira**
*Crap, here it comes.*
**[14:19] Nekohira**
*My head's getting hazy...*
**[14:36] Kuro**
I'm counting on you.
**[14:40] Ono**
Hey, Kuro-kun. Good morning.
**[14:42] Kuro**
Ono-san. Off to get laid
first thing in the morning?
**[14:46] Kuro**
You keep those working girls busy.
**[14:47] Ono**
No! I'm going to my job! Where I work!
**[14:51] Ono**
A fight with Yankii High, huh?
**[14:54] Ono**
Well, back in my day, those kinda inter-school
beefs were just the daily routine.
**[14:58] Ono**
Got into a few scraps myself.
**[15:02] Kuro**
You don't have to lie.
**[15:04] Kuro**
Doesn't making up past glory
like that embarrass you?
**[15:08] Ono**
Uh, it's not made up!
**[15:11] Kuro**
No, I'm pretty sure it is.
**[15:12] Ono**
What makes you so sure?!
**[15:14] Ono**
I'm telling you, it happened!
**[15:16] Ono**
I'll show you my school album tonight!
Come by my room!
**[15:20] Kuro**
I guess delusions can get so vivid it becomes
hard to even realize they're false, huh?
**[15:24] Ono**
Why are you so damn certain I'm lying?!
**[15:28] Ono**
Don't forget to drop by!
**[15:30] Kuro**
Sure. If I'm alive.
**[15:41] Ono**
*No bag, and barefoot...*
**[15:44] Ono**
* It's almost refreshing how*
* brazen you are, Kuro-kun.*
**[15:56] Hibi**
* Hey, Kuro. I think this is the*
* first time you've ever called me.*
**[16:00] Kuro**
There's going to be an attack
on Kodan High School today,
**[16:03] Kuro**
but we'll leave that to a separate unit.
**[16:05] Hibi**
Which means...
**[16:07] Kuro**
We're hitting the real target.
**[16:09] Kuro**
Are you ready, Hibi?
**[16:18] Hibi**
I guess shuddering in anticipation
really is a thing, Kuro!
**[16:24] Eita**
*Oh, damn.*
**[16:27] Eita**
* I'm hanging out with the hottest*
* girl in school, Yamada-san!*
**[16:35] Yoshida**
* Suzuki-san's coming to pick up*
* the manuscript today...*
**[16:43] Yoshida**
*This sensation... It's the same!*
**[16:50] Yoshida**
*It was her!*
**[16:52] Yamada**
Oh, Kiryu-kun? It's been so long!
**[16:55] Yamada**
Where are you?
**[16:57] Yamada**
Space?!
**[16:59] Yamada**
That's so cool!
**[17:00] Eita**
* Kiryu is the most popular*
* guy at school, right?*
**[17:04] Eita**
* I guess it makes sense the hottest girl*
* would have that kinda social circle.*
**[17:09] Yamada**
Sure, I'll pass it on.
**[17:11] Yamada**
See ya! Hope you have fun.
**[17:15] Eita**
Say, Yamada-san... I haven't seen
Kiryu-kun around since he quit the club.
**[17:23] Yamada**
He quit school, I think.
**[17:24] Yamada**
Considering he's in space.
**[17:26] Yamada**
Seems he wanted to play
with Kuro-kun, though.
**[17:29] Eita**
*Space?*
**[17:31] Eita**
*What the hell is she talking about?*
**[17:36] Eita**
Y'know, I have no idea
what Kuro-kun is thinking.
**[17:39] Eita**
Picking a fight with Yankii High...
**[17:41] Eita**
They're so dumb, I hear they dig
to look up their test scores.
**[17:45] Eita**
You might not know about this
since you're a transfer student,
**[17:48] Eita**
but there's a rumor that 70% of the crime
in Nerima stems from Yankii High.
**[17:54] Yankee 1**
Hey!
**[17:56] Eita**
Yeah?
**[17:58] Yankee 1**
Dude, you've been talking crap
about our school this whole time.
**[18:02] Yankee 2**
Granted, it's all true.
**[18:04] Yankee 2**
How about you come with us?
**[18:05] Yankee 1**
I mean, we're not exactly in love
with our alma mater, but...
**[18:09] Yankee 1**
Hearing all those blatant insults
is still annoying, y'know?
**[18:14] Yankee 2**
What's an alma mater again?
**[18:16] Yankee 1**
Google it, man!
**[18:17] Eita**
Um, I'll apologize, so please let me go...
**[18:21] Yankee 1**
If apologies were worth anything,
there'd never be any war, my man.
**[18:25] Yankee 1**
Just crack open a history book.
**[18:28] Yankee 1**
And if you're admitting you were wrong,
**[18:30] Yankee 1**
I'd say compensation comes
with an apology, y'know?
**[18:33] Yamada**
Huh? Eita-kun? What's wrong?
**[18:38] Yankee 2**
She's hot!
**[18:40] Yankee 1**
This guy was spouting nonsense about
our school that may or may not be true,
**[18:43] Yankee 1**
and ruining its rep.
**[18:45] Eita**
Look, I apologized...
**[18:47] Yamada**
Eita-kun tends to get a big
head when he's around me.
**[18:51] Yamada**
I'm sorry! Would you forgive him?
**[18:54] Yankee 1**
Wait, what? Are you two going out?
**[18:57] Yankee 2**
There's no way...
**[18:59] Yamada**
I mean, it's embarrassing to hear
someone come out and ask, but...
**[19:04] Yamada**
I think it's fair to say
we are, right, Eita-kun?
**[19:11] Yankee 1**
*With a twerp like this? What the hell?*
**[19:14] Yankee 2**
*I shoulda gone to a co-ed school...*
**[19:18] Yankee 1**
Well, if he's your boyfriend, I'd say
that calls for collective responsibility!
**[19:22] Yankee 1**
How about you show us your
panties to make up for it?
**[19:25] Eita**
*What? How does that make sense?*
**[19:31] Yamada**
Well, if you'll let my trashy
Eita-kun off the hook...
**[19:37] Yamada**
Okay.
**[19:39] Yankee 2**
*It's okay?!*
**[19:40] Yankee 1**
*Glad I asked, damn.*
**[19:41] Eita**
*Is it, though?!*
**[19:43] Eita**
*And she called me trash...*
**[19:54] Yamada**
You won't be able to see
unless you get closer.
**[20:11] Eita**
Ow!
**[20:29] Yankee 1**
P-Please don't hurt us anymore!
**[20:32] Yamada**
Kumogakure Kuro-kun and
Hibi Miracle-kun and Eita-kun here,
**[20:38] Yamada**
and then one other guy... uh...
**[20:41] Yamada**
whose name I forgot, I think.
**[20:43] Yamada**
But the four of them are going
to raid your school, okay?
**[20:47] Yamada**
So tell all your friends.
**[20:52] Yamada**
Come on, now, Eita-kun.
**[20:54] Eita**
Y-Yeah...
**[20:59] Noguchi**
*Kuro-kun told me to stay home yesterday,*
**[21:02] Noguchi**
*but here I am at school.*
**[21:04] Director**
Excuse me, miss?
**[21:06] Director**
I think his name was Kumogakure-kun...
**[21:08] Director**
Is he not here yet?
***SIGN*** Sawada Glass Repair Company
**[21:13] Yankee 1**
We really appreciate this, man.
**[21:15] Yankee 2**
I think my nose might be broken.
**[21:18] Yankee 1**
Seriously, big thanks
for helping patch us up.
**[21:21] Hibi**
So, who got you guys?
**[21:24] Manager**
It's been a while, young master Kumogakure.
**[21:27] Kuro**
Do you have weapons for me?
**[21:30] Manager**
Of course.
**[21:32] Manager**
It's nearly time. We're all counting on you.
**[21:36] Manager**
You can put it on any finger you like.
**[21:40] Manager**
The GPS installed on it will make
sure a weapon is sent to you,
**[21:44] Manager**
no matter where you are.
**[21:47] Manager**
Do you think you can win this one?
**[21:49] Kuro**
I'd say it's even odds.
**[21:51] Yankee 1**
Oh, yeah, it was this tall dude
with his hair slicked back.
**[21:54] Yankee 1**
He just laid into us when our guard was down!
**[21:58] Yankee 1**
And he said something about some guys
named Kumogakure and Hibi
**[22:02] Yankee 1**
and a few more coming
to our school to rumble!
**[22:08] Hibi**
I think that means the two of us.
**[22:12] Kuro**
Let's go, Hibi.
**[22:14] Kuro**
You two are coming, too.
***SIGN*** Episode 9: "I'm Gonna Go Down in Shinobi History"
**[23:55] Kawado**
Speaking of names, most of the guys who
come to my place use such obvious aliases.
**[24:00] Kuro**
I wonder if Ono-san would use
something like "Amano-san."
**[24:02] Kawado**
Oh, man, I bet he does all kinds
of nasty stuff as Amano-san!
**[24:04] Ono**
Could you two not turn my name into a joke?
**[24:06] Kuro**
Oh, it's Amano-san who hits up the
sex workers first thing in the morning.
**[24:08] Ono**
My name is Ono!